New Rory & MAL - Episode 142 | Will You Be My Malentine?

Episode Date: February 14, 2023

Happy Valentine’s Day! We hope you’re lonely like all of us. We start today with Mal reading our auras and then immediately got into our Super Bowl Sunday’s. Rory cooked for Julian and company. The mac & cheese was better than expected. After a lot of shots we ended up at a strip club. On a more tame night, Mal laid low while Demaris went home. We brought our disagreement from the group chat to the mic and discussed Rihanna’s performance, which was very Kanye inspired. This led to a heated debate about Chris Brown vs. Bruno Mars. After settling down we make our predictions on next year’s halftime performer. Have you seen these red boots? (outside of today’s artwork) Rory gets into his conspiracy bag about the Chinese balloons. Finally, we discuss our Valentine’s Day plans. It seems like we’ll all be together, except for Eddin who’s speed dating. Also, we’re releasing a Patreon today which features a very interesting and odd conversation with a therapist. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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or wherever you get your podcasts. Mars got half-time. What's run with Bruno Mars? Bruno Mars is bigger than Chris Brown? Yes. Yes. And that's not even close. It's not close.

He's a glorify a cruise ship performer, though. Oh, you're bugging. I'm not disagree. And I love, I stand with you. Hold on, hold on. I stand with you. Hold on. Hold on.

No, no, no. Hold on. No. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast. I am all. I'm Rory. And we are back with you beautiful people for another week of fun, funk, and soul. And some unbeautiful people as well.

Yeah, some ugly motherfuck. I caught myself. I didn't. I didn't say it. And some ugly ones out there. Yes. As well. We're talking about their overall spirit, not their.

appearance. No, the soul. You always see the soul first. For sure. That's actually not true. You do see the physical appearance first. I see the soul first. I can see the aura. All right. Well, before we start, what's everyone's aura look like today? Oh, my God. Let's go around the room. Julie, your aura is like, you look like warm dog poop. The warmest. Yeah, you look like the warmest. Like it's still steam coming out of that. Like July. Yeah. I don't feel great. Yeah, no, I could tell. I'll see the over. Baby Dihara is Healing, Elevating

Moving on Uplifting, Change You see what she did with the greens With the bob she matched with the lime green of the hat Green represents the coming of something new The rebirth The rebirth

Because when things grow they're usually green Right Yes So you're comparing her to a tree Absolutely What type of life? Yomi looks like she is She has dinner plans later on tonight.

She has an outfit laid out already, ready to go. Edin looks like... Is that an aura? Yeah, that's an aura. Yeah, that's an aura. What are you like Yomi's date swag is like? Yomi's date swag? Yomi looks like she...

hates every date. She gives the guy one opportunity to make a corny joke before she'd be like, yeah, so I have to go. Yeah. Edon looks like he has an appointment with the embassy as soon as he leaves here. his aura is very uncertain I was going to say American He has uncertain aura

He's not sure what he said we were going to stop doing that to Eden No I'm just saying he has an appointment with embassy I didn't say anything You look real American He looked like you need a Budweiser Yeah I almost can't tell if you are I'm racially ambiguous

Yeah I kind of can see that Your aura says that Yomi are you straight Okay Damn you're straight What the fuck? You mean like is she okay or is she like Do you just ask her like a sexual

preference, right? You asked what her date swag was. It's not even 2 o'clock. So that brought me to the question is, are you straight? How about? What did you think? Yeah, what did you think?

Let's make her uncomfortable. Well, she answered it. No, I didn't think she was straight. If I actually thought she was straight, I wouldn't have asked if she was straight. White people do that. Gay-recognized gay. Yeah, white people do that.

Have you ever asked someone at and they've just been straight? Yeah. I feel like that's asking. Yes, but they weren't telling them. That's like telling a fat person, congrats on the baby. I did that. I did that. I told you that, right?

No. Yeah. and congrats you. Did you touch the belly? Yeah, I did. He did it during our- Oh, wait, in Atlanta? At our meeting greed.

I don't know if it was Atlanta. I forgot what meeting greed. It was that. I feel like I remember that. I still feel so bad about that. Like, I really, really feel bad. I feel so bad about that that last night, during that we're going to get to the Super Bowl,

when Rihanna showed her stomach, I was not saying she was pregnant. Like, that's how traumatized him behind that. I'm going to name drop. When I had the terrible head nod swag in that cipher, Mike Epps was there for some reason, and Mike Epps did that to her. girl. Yeah, that's, that's, that's tough. Yeah. And she was skinny and she just had like a little

little pudge. Yeah. Yeah, that's tough. I'll never do it again. I don't care if, I don't care if she's going into labor. I'm not saying congrats. That's how traumatized and behind that. Oh, before we get to Super Bowl, I heard some gossip over the weekend. Oh, yeah. I'm going to be the gossel. I'm going to be the tea. I'm going to be the tea guy. Are we starting with gossip? New Roryamall exclusive. Oh, I found out why it went from the locks to little baby abruptly. the Grammys. Mm. Okay.

It was supposed to go from the locks to Wayne doing a milly to future doing commas and then into baby. That sounds funny. So Wayne was going backstage to go perform. Mm-hmm. And one of security guards got all security guardy and put his hands on Wayne's girl and wouldn't let her go back. So Wayne said, fuck this.

Tell the Grammys, they're not getting little Wayne because of your cracker ass. And he left. Mm-hmm. In his Blentziaga hoodie. Okay Future didn't perform because he lost album of the year

He literally walked He didn't tell anyone Once he lost And Kendrick won He just left Future thought he was gonna This is gonna This is gonna

This is gonna This is God This was just what I was told Sounds true Sounds true Sounds true Sounds true I believe

I'm saying it's Alleged but it's true Who you talk to Questlove Someone close by Someone close by Questlove He's close by

Black Hawk Jimmy Fallon Yeah His drum set Fallon. Phallon. Yeah, Fallon Toby. Well, that's interesting, I guess.

That's fucked up, though. Damn, fuck up some comments would have been great. And that would ease in because baby, that was just so awkward going from locks to that. I feel for Quest, though, because they, like, on the fly, had to make a new transition. Yeah. That's the only whack part about it is that you got to kind of, you know, revert back to some other plan that you had. Like, all of these pieces were in playing, and now you're missing three. Future Wayne and who else?

just future and Wayne were the ones that it was supposed to be Wayne and Millie into future commas and then from there into baby oh commas that the Grammys would have been dope Millie would have went nuts after the locks yeah that does suck like future I think that's kind of corny I hate that security guard Wayne I kind of understand as a fan I wish he would have just did it because he didn't win rap album of the years absolutely crazy future you had no chance of winning that he no he fully thought and that's the first thing I asked this alleged source. I was like, did future think he was going to win? He was like, we was talking to him all week. He was

convinced. Album of a year? He was convinced he was in a way. No. It was a good album, but not rap album. Grammys were not going to do that to Kendrick again. No. No fucking wasn't. It wasn't happening. But either way, aside from the T that you just go, Rory. You can't, like, you can't talk about your auntie being a man again and like lose in the Grammys.

Like, what does that say? Why do you keep talking about that? You love that record. I haven't listened to it. I saw a real funny clip. You can't say you lied about being molested and not win a Grammy. That's true. Jesus. Just not going to happen. Not going to happen.

But didn't Future win with one of the time record? Yeah. You got a Grammy future. Come on. Yeah, but I mean, that's what I'm saying. Go do it for hip-hop. Go do it for hip-hop. He's in our flowers for that, too.

That was a good album, though. That was a good album, but definitely not rap album of the year. So, yeah, so the big weekend that we were all waiting for, the big night, the big show, the big halftime performance that the entire. where else seemed to be talking about took place oh first of all is everybody okay how was everybody's weekend let's go i don't want to get right into that everybody's okay i'm not hungover for him yesterday so you're not hung over for yesterday yes we're speaking speaking of speaking of uh hungovers hungovers yeah speaking of hungovers yeah i hate that's a word today okay uh what did you guys

do after the the the super bowl because the energy in here is very uh it smells like uh i don't know if that's uh vodka or beer probably tequila it smells like uh well a lot of tequila was flowing in this house it smells like a rock concert in here I just want to know what were you guys doing after the Super Bowl. Did anybody lose any money betting on the game? No. No? Everything was safe.

Everything was good. I lost a bet that Travis Scott was going to come out with Rihanna, but we'll get to that. I changed after the pot. I said, oh, Travis Scott, that would make sense. No, it wouldn't. To come out? No. Why?

Why would Travis Scott come out on a Rihanna Super Bowl set? To do needed me and then transition into one quick Travis song and then leave. And I said to Rory, Travis just did the Super Bowl. Yeah, he did. And I had forgotten that part. Oh.

But he would have made sense, Heidi, not just done that shit with Maroon 5. He didn't know. But we're getting ahead of ourselves. Yeah. All right. So, Julian went to the strip club after. Wow.

On gay night. It was not a gay night. It was gay night. It was actually black night. It was black night. It was black only. That's right. It was black only.

It was black what? Black's only. Yo, it's black history mother. You just going to keep. You're going to keep with these jokes, huh? All right. So it was Black Knight at the strip club. What does that mean?

Is it, you wear all black or you had to be all black to get in? No, my friend, Austin, who does everything at So House. Of course he does. Of course he does hosting. You've met him. Austin always does everything. And of course Julian knows him. Yeah.

It's my guy. He was hosting at Sapphires. It was the last New York Fashion Week party. So I guess it was a part of it. It wasn't like a, it was cool because it wasn't a fashion week. like a thing. How was it? That's such a fashion week thing to do.

It's a fashion week, but it's not like a fashion week party. No, like it was branded as a fashion party. But I'm saying because it's such a fashion week thing to do like, because it was at a strip club, you couldn't get too weird fashion. Because you don't wear clothes at a strip club. Exactly. Okay.

Got it. You could be like, you can wear a seat through raincoat. Yeah. Got it. What? As long as it says Supreme on it is okay. The crew that was here with me at Rory's went. I mean, I know you have a soulhouse membership, but did you throw any money or did

do they comp you comp you a dance? For being a member of the soulhouse. That's crazy. You know, my friends run a cell house, so we just went to the back room for free. You know Austin? Yeah, no, it's totally okay. I don't have to pay for this. I go to get a stripper.

You know Austin? You know Austin. That's a fan. Hey, you know Austin? That means this is on the house. My monthly fee goes to this. All right, so y'all went out to the strip club. It was a lot of fun.

I got home at 5 in the morning. Oh, okay. Nice. All right. Well, that sounds like a typical Super Bowl night. Sounds like Julian. Demaris, what did you do for the Super Bowl? Was you here too?

No, just watch. I went home. He was upstate? Mm-hmm. Okay. How was it? With my dad. It was great.

Spent time with my dad. Okay. Watch the game. Good game. Good game. You get wasted? No. Did your father?

I had a couple of Heinikins. Whoa. All right. Relax. Mm-hmm. Okay. He was going for the Eagles, huh? No.

I was actually going for. I'm a Travis Kelsey fan. I'm a Travis Kelsey fan. Of course you are. The white guy. Go Ginger's. you had like seven parties. I had two technically.

You walked in and told Demaris that you had the crowd going wild. I didn't say that. She asked me if I had the crowd going wild. And you agreed. And I said it. Yes. Yeah, how was it? And then you asked Yonimo's a film.

Yeah, well, the only record is, so we'll see the recap soon. But in my bag. In my bag. Yes. How was it? It was dope. Excuse me? Huh?

I didn't say anything. I didn't say anything. That's fucking crazy. It was great. It was fun. We did it at Skinny's and then we did it at the last stop. Okay. Yeah.

So we had... Is last stop like the rival for last lap? No. It's a Spanish. They were way too far apart. Yeah, way too far apart for that. Okay.

Did you give them like a quick Rihanna set and we're like, who's ready for the Super Bowl? Make some noise. That definitely happened a couple of times. You only called you up. I did? Oh, I did play a Rihanna song.

I didn't go... Um, fucking, uh, was it bitch out of my money? No, poured up. Poured up. Port up. Yeah. What is the Spanish version of Porto?

Just bo, just bo, just bo, Pour it up, pour it up. That's how they fall out. No, I would assume that we poured up in Spanish, right? This is why. Loz pour.

I didn't say it. I didn't say it. I laughed. I didn't say it, though, Edith. It was a good time. Good time. Well, congratulations on, that was the first one you did? That's the first one I helped throw it.

Yeah. And then yesterday I was at Stumble in. Okay. Yeah. Stumbled at the Stumble in. I stumbled at the Stumble in. Okay. Yeah.

I don't know, ma'amress might need to meet me in the kitchen. Oh. Oh, yes. My mac and cheese is going kind of crazy yesterday. I'm never... Well, you can't have. There's no way this white would make better mac and cheese than you. I'm not even...

I'm not saying your mac and cheese wasn't good. I'm not saying you didn't do a good job. But you don't make better mac and cheese than Maris. To my credit, it's impossible. I would lose in the battle. But I'm saying I'm allowed to be in the battle now. Like, I could be a 16 seat. I'm in the tournament.

She may be the number one seat, but I made it to the tournament. I'm a 16 seat. You're on a bubble? And sometimes the 16C gives a little upset. Okay. It's not going to be an upset. DeMaris makes better. St. Bonaventure's not beating Duke.

No, not happening. I never had DeMaris's Big Mac and Cheese. I never had your Big Mac and Cheese. But DeMaris's Big Mac and Cheese is crazy. I'm going with DeMaris on this one. It's not even close. I don't think there's a white person on earth that makes better mac and cheese than a black. Martha Stewart.

A black woman? Martha Stewart doesn't make better mac and cheese than a black woman. Better Sheets. Who was that racist cook? from down south. Paula Dean I don't know. She might have me. Oh, Paula Dean. She would just force a black person to cook it for her and then she'd say this is my mac and cheese.

No, I think I saw Paula Dean crush some Ritz crackers on top of the Big Mac one time and I was kind of not rolling. Once you do that, disqualified. You don't crush Ritz crackers on top of baked mac and shit. They always want that breadcrumbs. I don't understand that. No, you don't need that. You don't need no breadcrumbs on top of baked mac and cheese. I'm sorry.

I put. I put breadcrumbs on my... You're white. You're supposed to. I didn't like douse the whole top. I just threw a little, you know, just for a little crunch. Roy was in the kitchen all night. You just put a light broil on that thing, let that,

let them elbows get a little tz. And they take it right out, you know what I'm saying? So broiled mac and cheese. Well, you bake it first and then you roll the top. You know what I'm saying? But that's just throw the bread crumbs in it. No, no, no, no. Don't do that.

It's okay. Don't do that. We're not doing that. Yomi said that's where you went wrong. Wow. Me? No. The bread crumbs? The bread crumbs messed it up.

You had some Yomi? No. Oh, I was joking. I mean, I know to broil the top After you bake it Once I did take it out of the oven though And taste it I was like Oh yeah, DeMaris uses way more paprika than I do

How many cheeses do you use? Paprika Um Four I want to say Four cheese I'm extremely interesting Look at you trying to get my recipe I can't tell you that

You mean the one that the white stole You mean I'm trying to steal my shit back You stole from the slaves After you gave us Everything you discarded from the big house Jesus. The big house. The big house on a plantation.

I mean, at least rock and roll is ours. Wow. That is true. That was a joke. It's no. We stole everything. We know that. I mean,

this country's ours. Is it? I don't know. The more and more I read into things. I think China owns America. Apricots are ours. Y'all can have that. I'm not going to fight you on an apricot.

I think your mac and cheese was as good as if you were eight months pregnant. I don't know what that means at all. And I kind of want to. I kind of feel like that. I feel like... It was kind of overwhelming. Yeah. That was a conversation Ed and I had earlier,

and he tried to just insert it here and it makes no sense out of context. This is like on Reddit when they say we drag out conversations too long. I think this was a prime example of it. Oh, it's my own. But then Reddit would be like, Edithelarius.

Did you hear the eight month coming? Damn, Joy has my whole dick and his. Okay, can you explain so we can move on what eight months pregnant mac and cheese is like? Um, well, it was good. It was mac and cheese. And it did its job.

Oh, so you're saying like the baby, like it's almost there. It's almost there. It's almost. there. No, you're wrong ontology. Yeah, Ron on time.

I'm comparing to Rihanna's Super Bowl performance. Yeah. Oh. You're comparing Rory's baked bag of cheese

to Rihanna's Super Bowl performance? Yeah. This is the worst transition ever Oh, wow. I mean, hey. I don't know if that

Well, I didn't have your big maggot cheese here. I'm not going to totally discard your big mac and cheese. But that feels like you weren't happy with I wasn't.

That's fine. I wasn't happy. So the Super Bowl happened. You had to have it fresh out the oven, I swear. That sounds like somebody trying to sell their food. I swear if you had it when it was fresh out and it was hot, it tastes totally...

Because I didn't like it today. I liked it yesterday. I'll defend, Rory. It was great yesterday. You were drunk. You had a drunk tongue. Shut up. You were drunk tongue.

It tastes buds was dumb. We had black people from Texas liked it. That's true. I don't know that racist or valid. No, that's valid. Is that racist or valid? That gives me a strike. We had black people from Texas.

Like black Texas tongues are the only ones that can tell great. They could validate my mac and cheese. We had a white Texas tongue too. Greer. Did Greer like it? She loved it. That don't count.

Greer's white. That's why you see I didn't bring her up. Yeah. You can't go with that. So you have one black tongue in here, pulls. Two black tongues and they liked it. Yeah.

They were born and raised in Texas? Houston. I need more info of these guys. He also left his phone here, so he was also drunk. Oh, he don't count. But this is the phone. He was drunk. This was before shots.

This was sober mac Oh so so subatone Yeah Julian was not sober I was sober Just no way You're lying to me I was nobody sober before the big mac and cheese

You said Rory started cooking When the kickoff happened No the mac and cheese Was one of the earlier dishes The wings was when everyone was drunk For sure Yeah got you And my nachos hit

The nachos was a sober too Natchos went crazy Those were great He made two Two trays of it You know what I was felt really good about myself yesterday Now I don't feel

I feel a little insecure now I'm sorry. You know? They just take shots at your food now. Yeah. I even went to bed and wrote in my mind journal. Good job today, Roe. My mind journal.

I did a great job hosting, right? I told myself. I felt like a good host. You did a good job. Oh, man. Now I don't feel, now I don't feel it's because I did. Well, I mean, congrats on your first, that was the first time made baked Mac. It was my first time, yes.

Congrats on your first tray of baked mac and cheese. It only get better from here, Rory. Thanks, man. I'm here to support you. So the Super Bowl happened. First of all, congratulations to the Kansas City Chiefs on another Super Bowl victory. That was one of the best Super Bowl games I can remember in the last at least five years. I want to say four years.

Last year wasn't bad. It wasn't bad, but this game was better than last year's game. But great game. Shout out to the Eagles. I do believe that my thinking is that these two teams will probably meet again next year in the Super Bowl. I don't think that there are any teams that could beat these two teams. I think Jalen Hertz is only going to get better. I think the Eagles are going to add more weapons in this offseason.

And the Chiefs are still on top of the league. So I think these two teams will be, if not next year, I like Cincinnati. Yeah, I think Bengals, Eagles next year, Eagles win. I like the Bills. I think it's between those four teams. The Bills, the Bengals, the Chiefs, and the Eagles, they seem to be the four best teams. Nicole is never going to let the bills win. There's just the curse.

There's the curse of Bambino with the Red Sox, and it's the curse of Nicole Simpson with the bills. It'll never happen. Well, I mean, do you think the bills will get there? Maybe not win, but will they get there? No. Okay. Well, either way, the game last night was great, but...

Benny has to do another album with Hip Boyer. They just have to... I think they have another one coming to, by the way. Because they posted it on the internet? Well, no. I heard a few records, but... Anyway. Patrick Holmes.

My best. Before we talk about the halftime show, let's talk about Patrick Mahomes real quick. Sure. Patrick Mahomes was a guy that just... received one of the probably the biggest contract in sports history. Everybody had their, you know, gripes about it. They may have overpaid him.

Can he live up to it? How do you overpay the best quarterback in the league? Well, I mean, at the time he got it, it was still like, you know, is he the best? I mean, he's the highest paid ever, but is he the best? Yes. People thought it was premature of the chiefs to give him that money. At the time, I think he had one Super Bowl already. Yep.

Ten years, $450 million. 10-year $450 million contract of which... We're a 10-me-hunting bonus. Right, which $141 million is guaranteed. Damn. Average of $45 million a year. Wow. If anybody thought that the Chiefs made a mistake

or they overpaid them or they were too early on giving him that bag, all of those critics were silenced last night because it looked like the Eagles had that game in the bag. It looked like they were in control. then Patrick Mahomes hurt his ankle, hurt his foot again. That's when everybody thought like, oh, damn. If he's not able to go off that foot,

the turf was kind of looking crazy. Everybody was slipping everywhere. That was horrible turf. Oh, my God. That field cost, I think, was $800,000. They got to get their money back. That was terrible. Is that a lot or a little?

That's a lot. I don't know what a turf NFL field. I feel like that sounds low to me. I mean, they should be spending more on real grass. 800, that seems very low to me. Yeah. But either way, the game was great. Jalen Hertz had a tremendous game.

He had three touchdowns. I really thought that the Eagles, I had the Chiefs winning it, but I did think that the Eagles, at one point, I'm like, oh, the Chiefs are not going to be able to beat these guys. And Jalen Hertz looked like he was on another level last night. And I did feel like if Jailen Hurts beat Patrick Mahomes, that would have been very bad, a bad look for Patrick Mahomes.

Losing the Super Bowl, yeah, might have been a bad look. Only because Jailen Hertz is, making what, $6 million. And it's kind of like... Well, he's going to renegotiate. Oh, no, of course. I mean, he's going to get... Jayland Hertz is great to get a super bag.

But last night on the field, you had a quarterback that was, had a half a billion dollar contract and another quarterback that was getting paid $6 million. Wow, that's crazy. Well, I mean, what Rams Patriots, Kurt Warner, what was he making at the time? Probably a similar

with inflation to what Patrick Mahomes... close to. Yeah. And I don't even know if Brady was clearing a million dollars that year. Yeah, but that was years ago, though. I guess.

That was a very long time ago. Contracts were different. This contract that Patrick Mahomes has is insane. Well, let's talk about the call. I hate the Eagles. I hate the fans as a collective. Individually, you guys are okay,

but when you guys get together, it's fucking man. The most insufferable fucking people on planet Earth. Yuck. But with that said, that's how unbiased to him. With that said, that holding call was bullshit.

It was absolutely bullshit. And I know you're going to show me a clip of him holding. I get it. Within the first few yards, you got to let that go. Because that was happening all game, every game in the NFL. Yeah. You let that call go. It didn't affect the play at all.

Yeah, he held him a little bit twice and then on the route when he was running out. But I'm with you. That right there was a clear hold. but I'm with you at that point of the game It's a tie game It's a hole Don't get me wrong It's just a bullshit cold

And not only that The pass was thrown out of the back of the end zone It wasn't like you really had a chance to get that And at that point of the game It's tied up Let's say it was a good throw I don't even think it Messed with his release

Off the line Yeah Like if he really held him And Paul's jerked him back I could see like All right you fucked up his actual route Yeah. It didn't even slow him down.

Yeah, I mean, it's tough. I'm with you. I'm with you. But, I mean, he spoke out after the game. He did agree. He said, yeah, I did grab him. I did pull him. I was just hoping the ref wouldn't call it.

But it's tough because at that point in the game, actually, that would have been, that was a catch of ball. It landed in the end zone. But at that point in the game, 35 up, a minute and some chains left. Let it play out. Yeah.

Like, let it play out. Let's see if they could kick a field goal from there. or let's see if, you know, we're going to go to overtime. But that's a tough call to make for the reps in the moment. But there was a lot of calls before that. Let's not just land on that call. It was some calls before that. I had everyone in my mention saying that was make-up call for all the false starts.

I was like, you know, I just don't think that's accurate. Not the false starts. But it was some holdings. It was a, you know, it was a couple of calls that, you know, the interception or the fumble that they called back and said it wasn't a catch. You know, that was a little tricky. to me it wasn't a catch. But yeah, either way, it was a good, great game.

I enjoyed it. And then we got to the halftime. Yes. To the Super Bowl halftime show with Rihanna. And we had our speculations of who she was going to bring out. Her speculation. Look who we speculate about a halftime performance. We do some names in the hat and say to who she's going to bring out, just that and the third.

And she brought out her second baby. Yes. We were all wrong on that We were guessing everybody from Kanye, Jayze You said Travis Scott I thought she would bring out Drake at one point You thought Kanye as well Yeah I said Kanye

Well Kanye was there but he wasn't there What is that mean? We'll get to the set list Let's stick with the baby for one second Yeah well congrats to Rihanna and ASAP Rocky On their second child I believe the whole world was kind of like How do you think the first

baby's going to feel. Because the first baby's reveal was in front of Dino Barbecue. Right. I was just there. Yeah. This baby got the halftime Super Bowl reveal. Yeah. This is going to be the start of their sibling beef right here.

The first one got under the one train. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, great. They just got out the car on 25th and we're like, let's just take a photo here. I mean, the Cotton Club is legendary. Right. But it's still like a block and a half away. It doesn't compare to It was in front of Dino Barbecue, man.

Yeah. I'm gonna say Cotton Club. I'm not gonna say Dino. It was in front of Cotton Club. I don't know. Is Dino even open still? It might have been in front of the abandoned Dino Barbecue. No, it's still there.

It's still there. But, um. Like, The Pregister Reel was where Pock shot 17 times out of a gun with six bullets. Yeah. At Q. Like, was it a metaphor maybe? Shooting up, man, no.

I don't know. I'll save everyone a terrible joke. But, uh, She looked, Rihanna looked great. She did. The production was amazing. I might be at Squid Games. I could see that.

That's a good game vibe. All right, I saw a lot of people saying the shit was underwhelming, boring. Well, did you like it? There you go. Mixed feelings. Elaborate. That's a no. Mixed feelings.

What are the mixed feelings? What are you got cranberry? What are you mixing with pineapple? Apricot. Breadcrums, mac and cheese. I'm mixed, mixing bag. Baguble. here.

It was heavily relied on camera work, the director. Cinematography was the performance, more or less. All the great parts of it were just the amazing shots and them going up and down

on the thing. Diamonds looked incredible. There was a lot of great parts I liked, but they were strictly because of whoever directed this and whoever was on the DP. The choreography played. Choreography was

good, but when the artist isn't fully involved with it, it just kind of becomes a side dish because you don't pay attention to it the way you would when a artist is involved. Even if it's just in and out. Because they were smoking the shit, all these guys. Yeah, they were great. It's just, we were just kind of looking at Rihanna stand there. I felt like. What did you feel like, Julian?

I mean, Eddie, I'm sorry. Damn. Wow. I feel like the settlers was fire. Sellers was great. Great bad leads, whatever. I didn't like the white version of Rude Boy, though. Okay, yeah.

That was my only complaint with the set list is don't try to E.D.M. Rooboy. A choreography for you was fire. Rihanna looked wonderful. Love the baby reveal. I still kind of had like a bad taste in my mouth. I was just like, okay, well, first of all, no guest. You're pregnant, and there's no guests? I think when, because we didn't expect Rihanna to be out there dancing crazy. Exactly.

Like, we kind of know what it is with Rihanna and wear her. skill set lies and it's not necessarily in dancing. With that said, I feel like you make up for it with some guest moments, some wow moments. Exactly. But I wouldn't know what she would do because I know Kanye's not coming out. I know Jay's not coming out. Drake is going to... Drake would have been fired.

Drake is not going to do the Super Bowl and so he has his own halftime, which he deserves and I understand it. Sure. And I think Drake is petty and is still upset. I really do feel like he thought in his head after the pregnancy reveal that should be my baby. nah man I really think Drake he probably text at her

I really like yo that's supposed to be mine I hope not I think Rihanna I'm not gonna let you I'm not gonna let you do that to Drake he definitely don't feel like that I don't know no way

no way deep down inside I think no way he does feel a little bit of a way and he would never come out on a Rihanna set for the rest

of his life of his life of his life I don't think it'll ever happen nah man why not because she had it she moved on

And I think, and remember he has a family. Remember ASAP was rumored in the Adidas baby reveal. He was accused of telling to. Was he? Yeah, it was a rumor at one point. And then he came out and tweeted like,

bro, I don't even talk to Adidas like that. Also, ASAP would have been another fire guess. No. No. I love Rocky. And that would have been amazing for New York, but no. All right.

And what song would they do? I mean, that's probably the problem. That's probably the problem. The biggest stage of the year? I think I'm also, what's the proper word? I'm still like relying from like last year where it was a whole spiel of like five, six people. And then they had different set changes. I think that was the main thing that I saw.

People were surprised that she didn't bring out any guests. At all. And didn't have any other artists out there doing the records with her. I do believe, I do feel like there was plans to have Kanye and Jay. but before all of that this was obviously before when she first knew she was going to do with some of all

oh yeah she had that plan I don't think Jay but I think Kanye for sure but then after that after the whole Kanye thing that whole plan just kind of

was like all right we can't do that but I was wrong in my prediction that Kanye will be there but I was also right because this is a Kanye set the dancers

are wearing Yeezy shades they're wearing Yeezy jacket she was wearing a easy jacket she was dressed like Yeezy at one of his shows that he did a couple years ago with the all red with the same sneakers. The levitating stage is a Kanye.

Kanye did that. Oh, yeah. They're wearing Gucci draws, man. Come on. This is, yeah, but the shades. That's the easy jacket. That's the easy jacket, I believe she has on. Fam, all those Yeezy fashion shows, the models came out and said they were all wearing American

apparel. They weren't even wearing Yeezy. Well, this is this, right? Those shades? That jacket? I'm with you. This is a very Kanye S performance for sure. He's performed in that same all red type of thing.

He had the levitating stage with the people under the crowd underneath it. This was obviously a tribute and a salute to Kanye like Rihanna is with him and Rihanna. Now you're going to way too far. You think Rihanna dedicated her whole halftime performance to tell Kanye. She has his number. Not dedicated to him, but this was definitely Yeezy inspired. I'm with you there. Yes.

There is some Kanye imprint. on this. I just don't think Rihanna was in the planning meeting and was like, this is going to be my ode to Wheatie. Let him know that I still stand with him. Not like that. But this was, she definitely had Kanye in mind when they were putting this together. The choreography was crazy.

Sorry. No doubt about it. Wow. There's no doubt about it. She looked great. I know people were upset. I've seen her fans are upset because obviously she's expecting the second child, which means she probably won't be touring this year.

Yeah. Because I guess people thought this was going to be a kickoff for like her. her to be torn this year and performing. And obviously, she's expecting another baby. And so the tour will not happen this year. So now her fan base has to wait at least another two years. I didn't think tour I was opening new music, which you can do pregnant. But what would be?

I mean, new music maybe and maybe tour next year. Yeah. That would make more sense to me. I'm not mad at that. I do think that she is going to put out, I mean, I would hope that she would put. I don't know. Rihanna just moves on her own. She's not, she just does her own thing.

Which is good. She's a boss. She does what she wants, when she wants. She moves when she wants. She's not going to let people dictate what she's going to drop. What do you think of the plug she did for Fenty during the show? I missed the plug. What does she do?

She at one point grabs some like foundation thing and pats it on her face and hands it back to one of the dancers. It was like an insert of one of her products. Okay. Well, I mean, shit. Fire. Not that Fenty needs any more plug. I was going to say, you know, I get it. I don't know if they need more press.

Cizzo would have been great to come out if consideration was a bigger record. I think Cizzo would have made sense on this set. I think anybody. I think any of the obvious. What do you mean by anyone? Well, of the bigger records that she has. Yeah. I think that if she, if anybody would have came out,

it would have just gave more to the show, especially her being, being pregnant and not being able to go, quote, unquote, full out with the dancing. Maybe we owe Stephen A. An apology because Beyonce went all out when she was pregnant. She revealed blue. At the VMAs? Yeah.

At the VMAs. Yeah, I saw some people talking about that, too, like, Stephen A wasn't wrong. MIA performed Swagger Like Us with a baby. I don't remember that. That was at the Grammys. Yeah. Oh. She walked from one side of the stage to the other.

Does she have choreography? Swag alike. She was very pregnant. Oh. I don't remember that. She was super pregnant. At the Grammys? Yeah, I'll show you.

And then she became a Republican. Oh, I do remember that. Now did I see what she has on. Then she became a Republican. Isn't she? like isn't she big maga? Big maga? I feel like MIA is

big on the right. That's pregnant, pregnant. Ratings, 1 through 10, that performance. All right, so come on, let's get it. Let's go around a room. On a scale of 1 to 10, one being Stephen A. Smith.

10 being ASAP Rocky. What? I'm confused on your scale. You know ASAP gives it a 10. Oh, for sure. You know Rocky gives it a 10. I thought you were saying a scale. of Super Bowl performances.

Like 10 being Prince performing Purple Rain while it was raining. Listen, watch your mouth. Whoa, that was crazy. I'm not saying, I was 10. I'm saying that would be 10. No, I'm just saying, don't ever. There will never be. God opened the skies when Purple Rain came on, okay?

It actually rained outside. No, Prince did. Prince did, yeah. Never going to disrespect that man's legendary Super Bowl performance. I was calling it the standard for 10. Okay. You can't be disrespected Prince, Roy. Wow.

All right. So, Julian, what do you give it on a scale of the table? I said it was the greatest effort. Let's go around this way first. I liked it. I'll say seven and a half. Wow. And you liked it?

I really did like it. I enjoyed it a lot. And you're giving it a seven and a half. Yeah. That's low, in my opinion, for the fact that you were coming out. I mean that I wasn't a fan. If we're going off Prince being 10, a seven and a half is a great rating. Yeah.

Prince is 10. Damaris? If we're okay, if Prince is 10, then a 5.5. Ooh. Yomi gives it a six. Five. I'm going five as well. And I don't mean that in a disrespect

way. I think five is not bad if you're saying Purple Rain being 10. Yeah, well, that, I lower mine a little bit if we're doing Purple Rain at 10. All right. Oh, wow.

That's interesting. Purple Rain is 10. Beyonce Bruno Mars eight and a half. What? Janet Titty. Janet Titty, right. Janet Titty.

Janet Titty. Nine. What the fuck is wrong? Titty alone. Nine, nine, nine. I mean, the Titty, the Titty carried the performance. All right.

Great nipple. I know. This is a disrespect to Justin. I thought Justin could have came harder than that. No, disrespect to Justin? We were talking about Janet's titty. I'm saying Janet and her titty carries that performance. Listen, Justin is the one that pulled malfunctioned the wardrobe, okay?

He had her naked wardrobe. He destroyed her wardrobe. Janet did not mean to show her nipple. All right? It was Justin's fault. Okay, that's a nine then. It's definitely a nine. Nine for Beyonce and Bruno Morris.

Okay. Then I'm, yes, I'll give Rihanna five. I'll go with what Damara said, 5.5. I'll give her a little higher than it. I'm going to go a little lower than. I'd say like six and a half if we're going on the scale of prints. I don't think 5.5 is that bad of a score.

I'm going to give it a seven just because the production was really dope. The paying homage to Andre Leont Talley wearing his jacket at the end with diamonds in the sky. That shot. Like I said, the camera work, the production was amazing.

She looked great. The choreography was dope. I'm going to give it a seven. And it is hard to follow up what the weekend did and then what, dray did with everyone. The weekend was so good.

So that's why I don't think five is a terrible score. I think we were just stuck. I mean, and not for nothing. She is the first female to perform pregnant at this Super Bowl, right? That's a little Ron stat. I mean, that's, I mean, it's a stat. That's a LeBron stat. I feel like they could have done better.

Prince might have been pregnant. There was no big moment. Like the whole entire performance was like kind of like, it was good throughout, but it was monotone throughout. There was no big like, climax. I'll counter that. Okay. All the lights. When they did all the lights, that's when the dancers

came out and they all stormed the field. That was at that moment. I thought that was a fun. Like that kind of elevated the performance of it. I feel like because there were no guests. There were no guests. I think that was the main thing people's waiting on. There was no extreme vocal moment. There was no. And on top of that, the dancers

are monochrome. So it's just like the dancers are prancing like silence of the lamp. Can't show. This is very cultish. Did they start on the Illuminati devil worshipping it? So they said the search history for the Fenty Beauty Products went up 833% after this insert shot. Of course.

I like to see marketing work. Yeah. I think that's odd that it went up that much because she opened a mirror, but I mean, good for marketing. I think the only, like the end, Diamonds was probably the peak, right? That was the moment. Yeah. And I'm a Rihanna Stan. Before y'all killed me and say I'm a hater, I was looking forward to this performance.

I sung the entire thing from beginning to end, but nothing made me stand up. Oh, that's why I'm giving her seven to the set. She performed the right songs. Yeah, for sure. I want to bring that down. I was really hoping that those, like, rise thingies, when umbrella started, that they had like some water water in it. And there was going to be some cool choreography. Because, again, the dancers all the way through were killing.

I was like, oh, they're going to smoke it when the umbrellas come out. And no umbrellas came out. So the umbrellas ruined it for you. I mean, it was a letdown. It's the little things that matter. Trying to get away. No, no, no. That's what they, the ladies always tell you that.

Oh, wow. It's just like a get-up of performance and nobody, there's a moment anybody's going to remember. The end of it, that shot was dope. Like I said, her with Andre Leon Talley's jacket on. And obviously, diamonds in the sky. I mean, I thought that that shot was dope. The production was amazing. I don't think anybody is complaining about the production, the way it looked, the colors,

red and white. Like, it just looked. It looked good. The backdrop of everybody with their phones out, that looks amazing. But I think that the one thing people were hoping for and looking for were guest appearances from other artists. That didn't happen. Triana. And then, like I said, everybody was just focused on, like, is she pregnant?

And then one of her reps had to confirm at the end because you don't want to make the mistake that I did and saying congratulations to a woman that isn't pregnant at all. Yo, I was fighting my entire family. I'm like, she just has baby weight. You guys are fat shaming. Like I was going crazy They're like, bro, she's pregnant She wore a baggy suit That tied around her woman

But I'm telling me, Roy Even through all of that I still was like, I'm nope I'm not saying it I'm not saying it Can we go through the set list? Yeah, for sure Setless

She opened with Rory's favorite tune Bitch better have my money Wow I was my favorite He goes crazy When that comes up You got to see it They cover with that

Where have you been I wish We wouldn't be podding in my house I tell you that much Only girl in the world That's me. That's my favorite. I feel seen on that one. You're definitely the only girl in the world. We found love. Rude Boy. That's his jam. Rude Boy. Work. Can a man sing the Rube Boy lyrics?

I mean, yeah. I haven't sings that all the time. Oh, 100%. Work. Wild Thoughts. Pour it up. Edd opened up his Rihanna set with that. All of the lights, run this town, umbrella, and diamonds. Yeah, she performed the right songs. Yeah, fire. She definitely performed the right songs. Let's be honest, though. Let's be honest. But Runnestown came on. Y'all was waiting to see if any time. I was waiting. I was speaking to.

I was not. I was not. I was actually shocked that she did two Kanye songs. I didn't think he was coming. It was like, wow. Three Kanye songs. What was the third? Oh, diamonds.

Yeah, he's on. And more Yeezys. Those are like Nike Air Maxes. No, those are Margello's, I think. When Runners town came on, I started rapping Kanye's first. Of course she did. Yeah. She thought he was coming out.

In Roy's kitchen. That's why. That's why the mac and cheese is so bad. But let's be honest. Let's be honest. If Kanye did come out on that set, I think the internet would have crashed. 100%.

The internet would have completely crashed last night. And so would have Fenty's fucking stock. Oh, see, that's another thing. Good point. You guy, Fenty, twisted. The ADO would have had Sephora's ass. Man, y'all got Rihanna's fan base all the way confused. I think that would have helped.

What? The Jews would have stormed. I'm just joking. The Jews. Why he keeps saying What the Jews would have stormed? The Union Square, Sephora? Oh, yeah. You know what we're at. They would have shut down every Sephora in Brooklyn. I saw somebody said it was no way that State Farm was going to let their State Farm

quarterback lose in the State Farm stadium. I mean... I like that. I like that. That might have been the script. It wasn't the NFL. And I couldn't argue with that. I was like, he is...

State Farm quarterback. Yeah, Chris Paul can not catch a fucking break. Dead ass, man. Well, Chris Paul doesn't, he doesn't play in the State Farm Arena. That's why he's Cliff. All right, so Cliff. All right. They deflect.

I thought that was interesting. Yeah, I didn't put that all together. State Farm quarterback, State Farm Stadium. Yeah, he's probably not going to lose this game. That was a great game, though. Again, shout out to the Eagles and the Chiefs. Weird, weird take. I know it's the Super Bowl, so no matter what, it will always be one of the most sought-out

tickets ever. But for the people, that want to go to the Super Bowl so they can say they experienced a halftime show, I think have less incentive now with how production goes for performances, whether that be award shows, Super Bowl, so much of the treatment of the production is based off camera angles. Even if they're great dancers or singers, not just saying Rihanna relies on it. Even Beyonce's homecoming shit, that would have been great to see live, don't get me wrong. It was more enjoyable to me to watch it on TV because you got every single angle.

You get specifically did choreography for this camera angle. It's kind of less, I can enjoy it more at home now. Yeah. That's part of the reason why I don't like going to boxing matches. You go to a few boxing matches and you're like, oh, nah. That's because you open the nose, please. You got me twisted. I can smell a Vaseline flying over the shirt.

But it's like. You hand them the quarter. Exactly. You just get, again, you get to, you, you get to. get angles that the crowd doesn't get, you get close-up shots that the crowd doesn't get. It's the replay that, yeah. All of that. And then when the game is on, just commentators, the analysts, hearing what they, that's part of the experience.

You go to a football game and it's not much action unless you see a receiver break loose and you see the quarterback season. And then he throws it and it's like, okay. But if it's not that, if it's just like a four-yard game, it's not that much excitement being live at a football game, especially a game this big at the Super Bowl. But I feel like the energy, like, you know, when you get to experience like where the stadium is buzzing, you know what I'm saying? People are so excited and everything.

I feel like that's kind of the same reason you go to the crib, though. When the screen came on and Rihanna was just looking at the screen like, like that, that look? I was like, oh, she about to give her some shit. And then it dropped down to her stomach. And I'm like, that look is crazy. Nobody in the stadium knew she was pregnant unless they were looking up at the big screens. You know, nobody knew.

You definitely couldn't tell. in the stadium. I would nut immediately if Rihanna gave me that look in person. This is a woman that is happily Two kids. I'm not talking about Robin The person.

I'm just talking about Rihanna, the entity. Yeah, yeah. Not Robin. She's in a relationship and a mother. I would never say that. Okay, got you. I'm talking about the LLC. Oh, got you, got you.

Okay. The brand. And then, sure enough, Chris Brown tweeted out or post or something on his IG. That's my favorite fucking meme. I don't know. know if y'all saw it he posted a go girl with the heart and hand clap and everybody quickly was

like chris chris chris let it go what if he posted on the ig story who the fuck is riana roy you had an interesting take i was wrong about my take when i went back and looked but Travis got no at one point for some weird reason before run this down come out you thought chris was going to come out there's no way i thought chris will come out and then i say con yeah y'all kill me for that. I would think Chris Brown faster than Connie. No, you would not. Because domestic violence is way more accepted than anti-Semitism. All right. We didn't have to unpack that. It is. I'd hate to

be the one that brings reality to this, but yes. Y'all thought that... It's way more forgivable to place your hands on a woman than it is to say something negative about Jewish people. To be fair, for the five seconds that I thought that, I completely forgot that he had put his hands on her, and I don't mean that to be disrespectful. But they got back together after that. So that's what I was thinking. They have a song together after that and everything.

When she started playing birthday cake, I'm like, what if Chris comes out for like the remix? I thought that for like five seconds. A backflip in the zero. But then I remembered, oh, that happened. He's never going to touch that. And like, I believe that she's in like an actual real relationship with ASAP Rocky. You think you think?

Rocky, Rocky. No, but like a real one. Because we know now like that's a thing to just be in a fake relationship. I think they're in a real one. Nigg I'm not in a real relationship with two kids in one year. That's not. That's pretty real. Well, we don't know if Rocky's not.

father? All right. Could be Chris. I'm definitely not Chris. I said Kanye might come out and didn't listen to what Chauza. But I think they're in a real relationship. Rocky's not letting Chris Brown come out on that set. What you mean?

Rocky can't. He ain't got no say who come out on that set. Yes, he does. Yeah, he does. Yeah, he does. He got two kids and Rihanna. He has a little control in that house. No, I'm not saying he does it.

But I'm talking about professionally when it comes to performance. Rocky does not influence what Rihanna does with her performance. If it involves her exes? Well, then you got to put Drake. Drake can't come out? Yeah, so Drake can't come out? I mean, that's Drake though. But that's a different relationship.

One doesn't have physical assault. Yeah. Yeah, but still. And that's different. Like, Drake coming out as her significant other, you kind of got to eat that because he's the biggest artist in the world. Yeah. Chris Brown?

Big artist. Don't get me wrong. That's not the moment. You got to swallow your pride for it for the fucking Super Bowl. Chris Brown ain't Drake. Not even close. Not even close. Hold on.

Wait, see, I'm not going to let you all do that, man. If I'm Rocky, I'm saying no to Chris Brown. I get Drake. I got to eat that we're performers. Listen, I understand Chris Brown did some shit that they were both young. They were kids. He put his hands on his wrong. You should never do that.

Some suck of shit. But y'all not going to just sit here and talk like Chris Brown is not one of the biggest stars on the man. I never said that. He's what? He's not Drake. He's not. Chris Brown.

I know he's not Drake. We're saying, we're saying for the sake of the show. Oh, wait, but when we said that about Beyonce and Rihanna, you ain't understand why that's why we was upset with Stephen A. No, I wasn't, no, no, I wasn't, it wasn't that the Beyonce Rihanna thing. It was that I was like, why are y'all so upset at what he said? And we're saying that. No, you're trying to say that Chris Brown's Star power is not.

In the Rihanna, Beyonce conversation, Chris Brown, Drake, we're saying Drake is Beyonce. Yeah, exactly. He's no Drake. It's not Drake. Chris Brown is a superstar, man. I get it. Drake is a superstar as well, but we're not going to just, I just don't like the energy that you had around Chris Brown name just now.

Because he's kind of kind of played him to the left like, yeah, he ain't no Drake. But I fuck with Chris Brown? Let's not get a twist. He's not Drake. He's not. That's what we're saying, period. If Chris Brown, you keep adding more sauce stuff. Chris Brown can sell out the same venues.

As who? As who. As Drake. You're bugging. You're bugging. You're bugging. Wait, what? No, that's sick.

You're bugging. Y' don't think Chris Brown can sell out the same venues as Drake? No. Chris Brown is doing a week at the gar. garden. At one point he could, maybe not right now. At one point in his career, he could. At one point of his career, he definitely could.

Okay, at one point, Millie Vanilly could too. But that doesn't mean... Millie, Vinly, can have a stop. Andrew Dice Clay's on out the fucking... Millie Vanilly. He couldn't build a comedy club now. So did Bruce Springsteen. Bruce could do the garden right now, without question.

Bruce could do the fucking stadium. Okay. But you're making it sound like Chris Brown didn't do these, like, didn't sell out these videos before. No, you keep changing the argument. I'm not saying You said he can do the same. You're trying to make it sound like Chris Brown

is some fucking a fucking juke joint performer. No or not. All I said was he's not Drake. He's not. I agree there. That's it. But y'all say, he can't sell off the garden

for a week. He can. He can't. I don't know if he could do it once. See what I'm saying? It's disrespect. It's disrespect. You can't talk.

Don't talk about Chris Brown. The truth is not disrespectful. It's not disrespect. Chris Brown can't sell off. He can't sell off the Madison Square Garden. No. You y'all is. In 2023, by himself, no supporting X.

Y'all bugging the fuck out. He can sell the guard in, but not for a week. Y'all bugging out, man. For a week? I don't, I'm not going to commit to him doing it for a week. I'm not going to say that. At one point in his career, he could. I believe.

Probably, yeah. Right now. That's what I'm saying. Don't disrespect that dude. Like, if he didn't come out on that Super Bowl stage, it wouldn't have been fireworks, too. That's what I'm saying? Well, that's because they were already in the set. You see, y'all playing this, you know, Chris Brinton.

And this is, see, when Robert Glassper one, he was talking to people like Rory. And that's why I felt, that's why I felt Chris, because it's like, yo, y'all still really, like, shitting on me like, I'm not, like, like, like, I'm not him. No, no, see, it's misdirected again. It's misdirected again. We were not saying Chris Brown did not have a phenomenal album. We just said Robert Glasper was better. Him Brown. And we're not saying Chris is not one of the greatest performers ever because he is.

We're just saying he cannot do what Drake is doing right now. Which he can't. Like, he just can't. really can't. Well, we're not shitting on Chris. We're just saying he's not Dr. Someone called Ticketmaster and go to the helpline and ask them. They're going to be like. Customer service say, hey, like, what do you think ticket-wise?

Chris is going on right now with Chris and Drake? No, they're not going to do it. Yeah, I'm shit. Now, I think, yo, I'm kind on your side. They should not. No, you're making me do it. All I said was he's not Drake. No, I'm about to get on my breezy shit, yo.

I ain't going to lie. Whoa. I'm about to start moonwalking in a minute. I can't disrespect. Oh, he took that from Mike. Don't disrespect Chris Brown. I thought you were going to... No.

Yo, Juliet. See, there goes to fun. You're having a good debate, and then he takes it there. It's always one in the room. It's always one. I will say, though, could he use some Chris Brown performing and dancing in this halftime show? Yes. Which Drake could never do.

When it comes to performing... I think Chris would put on a better halftime show than Drake would. Obviously. Okay. Chris Brown would put on a better halftime performance than a lot of of people. Agreed. He's one of the best performers ever.

Exactly. So that's what I'm saying. Just start talking like he's one of the best performance ever. That's all I'm saying. With that said, he would never get a halftime show. He just wouldn't do. Drake would. Not because of his performance ability or lack thereof.

He wouldn't get a halftime show because of unfortunate situations that happened when he was a kid. The people are still holding him too close. I'm going to say if that happens and he still is the exact same career, he still doesn't get halftime. I don't leave that. No. Bruno Mars got half time.

What's wrong with Bruno Mars? Bruno Mars is bigger than Chris Brown? Yes. Yes. Yes. And that's not even close. Mall, it's not close. Bruno Mars is a glorified cruise ship performer, dog.

Oh. You're bugging. I'm not disagreeing. And I love, I stand with you. Hold on, hold on, hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Hold on.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Because I like Bruno Mars a lot. I think he can sing his ass off. He can perform his ass off. The Anderson Pack Joint. the Soul Sonic, what is it?

Silk Sonic. Silk Sonic. I thought that project was dope. Resilcenaed Vegas. I thought it was a really overrated project. Everything, every, hate. This album before that was one of the best. Listen, Bruno Mars is dope. I don't want to sit here and sound like I'm trying to shit on Bruno Mars.

But if y'all think that Bruno Mars got a Super Bowl halftime show and Chris Brown can't, yes. But he did. No, I did. I think Roy is wild. It's because people are still holding Chris Brown to the cross for a mistake that he did as a kid. He wasn't a kid. He was 19, 20 years old when that happened.

That's not a kid. That is a kid. Are you kidding me, dog? With all that light on you and you're 19, 20 years old, you make a mistake like that. Like, digger, that's a, that was a mistake. Like, I understand. How long ago was that? 2008, maybe.

So what? 15, 16 years ago? Yeah. Clearly it holds, I mean, that's not the only reason. I think if Chris Brown would have. So why else do you think that Chris Brown doesn't have a time show? Changed his life. It would have been different.

But Chris Brown kept doing shit that reminds everybody. of that he wasn't of you. Chris was 19 at the time. 19 years old, bro. This has happened in 2009. I don't think he has the sales. I don't think he brings in the amount of tickets. I don't think he brings in the same diverse audience.

I just don't think take out the Rihanna incident. Yeah. I don't think he gets a solo halftime. I think they can maybe pair him with somebody. His career is different also. I agree there. I'm saying let's say his career was the exact same. Just take out the Rihanna thing.

Let's say it was the same. I do agree. If that Rihanna thing doesn't happen, he does become a different type of icon. Not that this holds any weight in the comedy. But you're, I think you're arguing talent level. Yes,

Chris Brown is talented enough by far to do Super Bowl. But so is Tiana Taylor. That doesn't mean she's going to get a half time. That's a good comparison. That is actually not a good. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm just talking about if you're going off sheer.

Bruno Morris. No, no, no, no, no. Everybody shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Everybody. Bruno Mars has 27 million followers on Instagram. Oh my God. No, that was your research mall?

Instagram follower. You know how many followers Chris Brown has on Instagram? 132 million. That's great. He still hasn't done a Super Bowl and Bruno has. Twice. Once with Beyonce. But I'm telling you it's...

The guy that holds up the signs has 500 million followers. It's because of a mistake that he made as a kid. He's still being held to the cross for that. He's missed out on a lot of things. He knows his career changed. drastically after that. He's missed out on a lot of opportunities because of that one incident. But you're not going to sit here and say it's because a lack of ticket sales or a lack of...

Are you kidding me? I think at a certain time when you were saying that he could sell out the garden and did at one point. I agree. Around that time, yes, when he was doing the fucking double-double-mint bubble commercials and shit, Chris Brown could have got in a half-time Super Bowl. I believe that. I agree with it for sure. Right now, he cannot do it.

And will not. Because of... Why? Why can't he get it right now? His career went on a decline from that peak what it was at as far as the pop world, like universal. To us, his career didn't decline like that. But to the rest of the world it did. He's saying he doesn't even have the pop commercial.

Like, you need the pop. You need the whites. Chris Brown doesn't have the whites? What are y'all talking? This is Chris Brown. We're talking to. His old records have the whites. What are you talking about?

His own records have the white. No white people are. I'm talking about Chris Brown, not Danny Brown. What white is bumping K right now? Yeah. Like, y'all do know that, right? What? I'm talking about Chris Brown, not Danny Brown.

Who could probably do a halftime show. Like, y'all are crazy. He could do a half-time at a Pistons game. Yo, what are you? Yo, I can't believe y'all talking about Chris Brown. And I don't even want to keep going about this because I feel like we rambling, but like. I feel like it was a good debate. This is disrespectful, bro.

This is crazy that. Yo, Bruno Mars has a halftime show. There's no way you're telling me that it. Twice. There's no way y'all are sitting here telling me that if Chris Brown doesn't have that incident with Rihanna that he doesn't have a Super Bowl halftime. He would. I agree. What are you talking about? Tell me the last time. You just got in this country.

Shut up. I'm sorry. No, no. You know what? Bad Bunny should have done halftime. You asked me. Oh, he could definitely. Yo, that's beyond question. Who would you pick over a half time right now? That would have been a great pairing. Bad Bunny or fucking Chris Brown? Come on, man. Football's an American sport, dog. We're not doing that.

We're not doing that. This is the Republican side coming out. It's not. Where was when? Where was winning? Leonard, Skinnerd. Football's on America's game? Football's America's game. And on top of that is middle America's game.

So let's be real. What about last year's Super Bowl? J-Lo and Shakira. So you can't have two Spanish back-to-back. Yeah. I mean, don't get it too much. Bad Bunny can death. Hold up.

J-Lo had a halftime show? Are you getting here? Jaylo and Shakira. Oh, look at a ball, look a ball, look a ball, look a ball. Fuck, that did just got to ruin my point. Okay. I'm going to fight back. Has Chris Brown ever, or when was the last time he had an uptown funk?

Uptown Funk. That's the name of that Brun Marr's biggest fucking time ever. Bruno has five songs with over a billion streams on Spotify. There's very few people. You can't, okay. You got, you disrespected Bruno's catalog. I agree with you that Chris Brown would have had his own show, but you can't shit on Bruno, bro. That's not.

You know what? If you were. Am I right here? Where am I at? Well, all three work. Bruno. Bruno Mars. I'm not shitting on you.

I love you. I think you dope. You look like you got the best Coke in America. He called him a cruise ship artist. You did call him a cruise ship artist. You know why I say that? It's because it's because of the aesthetic. It's the silk.

It's like he looks like he's supposed to be representing like. That's one album. On a Hawaiian cruise, right? Yeah, like an artist that like died. Like he looks like he's supposed to be like a little bit of Elvis, a little bit of like Jimmy Hendrix. So he should be performing in Times Square. That's what you're like. Not, no, he's, Bruno Mars can sing his ass.

He's dope. I'm not saying that. He's supposed to do backflips on a track. Y'all not going to tell me that. Bruno Mars got a halftime show and Chris Brown can't. Yes. But he did. Confidently.

And I'm trying to tell you why is what I'm saying. Confident. Because of an incident that happened when he was 19 years old that the industry is still holding him to the cross for. He made a mistake. You should never put your hands in a woman. That's corny. That's wack. That's some suck of shit.

But he was a kid. He was 19 years old. The white man's raising his hand. So we have to let him go first. It's black history mom. So watch yourself. That's why I raise my hand. Okay.

Put your hand down. J-Lo is more of an icon to Middle America than Chris Brown is. I love him. Castle Hill. Love J-L. No, but he's right. He's right. So I thought you caught me for a second, but no.

She's more of a what? An icon to middle America, to the whole fucking country than Chris Brown is. J-Lo. Yeah. And it's not even close. Yes. It was J-Lah Shakira. Bad Bunny and Jay-Bow.

It's not J-Lo the music artist. It's just, yeah, she's an icon. Listen, Lori. I love Made in Manhattan. Mm-hmm. Listen, underrated. Underrated. Great movie.

I hate that movie. He doesn't have the accolades to be there. That's all. I think it all is surrounded that mistake. How many how many How many how many how many how many how many how many How many songs does Chris Brown have that streamed a billion Bro.

None. And I think that's fair because Rihanna is performing and she's not at the height of her career She's been gone for years. What's Chris Brown's biggest song? Ooh um Are you asking me? Yeah. Go. Is it no air with Jordan Sparks?

I would have thought it was um Run it. No. It might be under the influence. I'm gonna run you to fuck out of here. Okay. Would you every other white Americans? Does Chris bring out Jewel Santana?

No, absolutely the fuck not. Hey, he doesn't come out? No, no. You don't hear a from the locker room? No, I don't want to hear that. Check it, check it, check it. I don't know what Chris Brown's biggest song is. This is the top 10 for Chris and for Bruno.

This is according to Billboard. Mm-hmm. And this is what a Super Bowl committee, Hover or not, is going to look at. Mm-hmm. This is what they're going to go off stats. Mm-hmm. Chris Brown's biggest record is Go Crazy with Young Thug. What?

No. No, it's not run it. No, it's run it, number one. Oh, then why, is it not in order? It's not an order, no. Oh, well, why would they put it out of order? I don't know. No, I think those are peak positions, like the position that it has.

Got it, we'll clean this up. All right. Chris Brown's biggest record is run it, which was the song he came out to the world with. He hasn't had a bigger song than his first song. Run it. It's just not, he's, run it versus Uptown Funk. I don't care what your taste is, personally. I think Uptown Funk.

is a culture of ultra song. Oh my God. It's not even close. Yeah. Uptown Funk. Come on, y'all. That's what I like, just the way you are. Listen, I...

24K magic. Chris has two number ones. Bruno has eight. Listen, I wasn't trying to sit here and say that Bruno wasn't dope. He's dope. But we definitely say he wasn't. You called him a cruise ship

performer. I mean... Let me call Chris Brown a cruise ship performer. You can't. Yeah, because I can't be on the boat. That was so bad You know

Just clean all this up This entire thing All right The bottom line is this I feel So it's a personal thing Use your therapy words You feel

Forget what y'all talking about I feel Stop projecting That if Chris Brown Didn't make a mistake At 19 years old He would have already had A Super Bowl halftime show

Okay I agree I agree That's all I'm saying love Bruno. Bruno, I love you. We can close this with quick predictions of next year. Next year, I think we get...

Bad Bunny. I'm not mad at Bad Bunny. I think we get Bad Bunny. Maybe Harry Styles. We've got to get some white for sure. Yeah. Harry Styles. I would say Drake, but...

No. I don't know how much leverage Hove really has. When you go Dr. Dre, Snoop, Kendrick, 50 cent, and then Rihanna, yeah, we might get another, Maroon 5. Yeah. They owe the whites one. Harry Styles, did Taylor do it already?

Oh, that would be terrible. That would be so fucking bad. God, that'd be so bad. Why would that be bad? She has more number one hits than... No, I'm just saying performance. Performance.

She deserves one. No, her catalog for sure, like she deserves it. It would just not be good. Why would it be bad performance, right? It's just her on an acoustic guitar. That'd be so fucking... You're underestimating. She wouldn't perform.

Who's the guitar to hostage at Julian. If people had a problem with Rihanna's lack of dancing, that Taylor performance. Oh, that's the movie. You don't think Taylor cut a rug? Oh, no, I think she's going to. That's going to be the problem. Definitely cut a rug.

I like Bad Bunny, Harry Styles. I think Harry Styles for sure. That was a good guess. Yeah. Who else? Who's like famous white and country? They got to bring some country back. All right, what happens?

What happens when K-pop comes? Does Fox News melt? Probably. K-pop will know. What happens when the Asians come? Never get a halftime show. There will never be a K-pop halftime performance. Are you kidding?

K-pop? I think they can make a guest appearance, but not... Yeah, I could see like a quick... Like how they did the Beyonce Bruno. Not happening. And BTS is in the military, so they can't do that. Not happening.

They're in the military? Okay, I didn't know that. Yeah, I'm going Harry-style. He raised their citizens. So much better over there. They don't have a choice. They literally had to do service. They literally had to go do service.

They could fund that entire nation, and they still had to go do military service. Good. Good All right, Harry Styles We'll see you next year They built the balloons I think it's Harry Styles

Next year Or him or Did Coldplay get one yet? Yes At some point They did Coldplay? They had a half time

Yeah, they did Yeah, that was the one where Beyonce and Bruno Mars came out Oh, okay, yes So yeah I'm going Harry Styles or Who did I say? Bad Bunny

Bad Bunny We're talking about the mischief boots the big red cartoon boots that everyone Astro Boy. Astro Boy. What does that mean? Do you remember Astro Boy? I just don't want nobody to ever talk about men in their Timberland boots ever again.

I agree. That's a shout to Yo Q. That's all. Don't try the shit on Tim's 40 Below's because this shit that you're running around with. These are kind of 40 belowish. These are not 40 belowish. You don't think so?

No, these are. You don't think these are 10 below? These look like fucking thumbnails, thumbtack. or whatever the fuck you call it. I'm looking forward for when they make the matching gloves in Scully. That's what I need. That's hard. Or the shirt.

So everybody's been posting on social media these big red boots, the mischief boots that causing mischief. Disrupting the industry. With these boots. Listen, man, I see some people having fun with it. She's on a go-cart with it. Like she has Mario boots on. I mean, that's pretty.

I think if you're going to do something like that, get them and do something goofy. That looks, what Julian's doing with the stock X thing is fucking hilarious because it looks like a fucking The full 360s hilarious. Like what I just, that's just not. It looks like a deflated balloon.

Yeah. It looks like a chimney. Used tampon. Going for, wow, that's what you went with. It's going for research. I'll let yo me down just now. She's like heavy floated. Heavy flow day.

Definitely a heavy flow day. This is early on the period. This is, uh, yeah. She's not spotting that day. You're not going to risk it. These are like red air pods. They do look like red air pods. I don't know.

You're not going to risk it. What else we're going to call it? I don't know, but they're going for resale for $1,200. Do we feel like, just like Rihanna's performance, this is an ode to Kanye's Red Octobers? Definitely. Oh, 100%. Oh, yeah.

So you think this is the industry saying we can't say it, but we stand with you, Kanye. These are the Red February. Red February. Oh, okay. Those are red work. Copper Drop. Don't do that because it's not mad. Copper Drop is hilarious.

What's wrong with copper drop? Who says copper drop? They look comfortable. I do. I know. That's the problem. Oh. Copper drop. I could see mall wearing them.

I could see mall wearing these. I could see mall. You could never see them. You could never see them. It's too much red for Rory. It definitely is. I need the black ones for sure. Oh.

All right. Okay. I need the white-based ones. No, no, no. You got one more time. One more time, I'm telling you. Don't even say black no more. I need the African-American ones.

Don't even say African. I need the people of color ones. Wow. Now we're going down a whole... I thought there was a politically correct way to say it. That's definitely not the politically correct thing to say. Mall, you would definitely wear these. I would never wear those red boots.

Never. Oh, look at the telling you. I think Fat Joe should wear him. Fat Joe better not ever put those on. What boots did he wear that were crazy? He wore the easy... It was a easy one. There was it those other crazy boots?

Yeah. Yeah. Imagine getting stomped out in those? How would you feel if you felt that on your cheek? You can't even run in those, though. I think you can. What's the bottom of stopping someone out on those? I think it's all rubber.

Those are like elephant feet. Elephants, do you know what? Where are you running with those? I mean? So they're a drop. You definitely would never wear those. Are you kidding me? If new balance made them, maybe.

Slap Supreme on the side now, might have to go get them. Yes. Never. If those had the Supreme logo on them? No, God. We never would have widows. What is the big deal about this?

It's just social media. Everybody wants to be in on it. Everybody's looking forward. attention. You know the world we live in now, Lori. Whatever's going viral. I have to have it. Oh my God. I have to be seen. I have to be noticed. Meanwhile, I think this was just a distraction

that we shot down two more balloons over the weekend. Did we really? We're up to four, baby. Yes. Damn. Us four try to zero. Shoot them down. Line them up, pick him up. Pick him up. What's a... What's a... I'm sorry, my bad.

That's how Biden was talking to... Yeah, yeah. The Pentagon. Biden said, we're not going to... I remember he said, yes. What did he just say? My grandkids love balloons. So I smelled her hair. So I smelled her hair.

My son used to snort coke out of a balloon. Wow. What's our conspiracy on this? They try to distract us with the moon boots. Yeah. I have a few theories. What are the theories? You're going to like the first one because it's anti-democrat.

Okay. I think they fucked up the first. won so much and just let that shit chill over America, that Biden was like, all right, we have to put up three more balloons and shoot them down so we can be spark. I like that. Stars spangle awesome. Look at our military. I like that. Because we have the highest military budget times 100 in the world, right? And we let a balloon fly around for five days. Yeah. Like what do we use in this money for? Right. I like that. I like that theory. I have a theory that this isn't, uh, your terrestrial life.

Well, that's going to be my third one, but go ahead. This isn't, no, this is, I don't think this is E.T. I think this is, this is just a target practice that the Air Force, yeah, the Air Force just had put something up there and was like, yeah, we're just going to see if we can shoot it down. I didn't even know Canada had fighter jets because they took one down. You didn't know Canada had fighter jets. That's crazy. Can you just picture a Canadian and a fighter jet?

We didn't shoot it like with that accent? Uh, yeah. I think so. I think so. Demands them did it? Demands them. All right. My second theory is that they are not extraterrestrials,

but the government is preparing us and getting us used to more visible UFOs just being around. Because at this point, we all have phones. They caught that balloon right away in Milwaukee with their phone. And they can't hide it the way they used to be able to. And I think they're just getting us used to seeing this shit because we're going to see more of it. And they can't. I mean, DOJ said last year that, hey, yeah, aliens exist.

We've been lying y'all forever. And they quietly put that under like a transgender debate on the news. Like, they just admitted that there was aliens. And they were like, bathrooms. Can men go in them? Yeah. I think this is just setting us up because we're going to be seeing more aliens this year. I think that these are.

I think that these are just drones that somebody's flying and they're not taking no chances anything that's in the air that's shooting it down right now. Yeah. I don't think that we have the technology or the equipment

to shoot down a UFO. No, I agree with you. I know. I think if a UFO saw a fighter jet coming, it would disappear before the fighter jet could even get close to it. Now you're getting to my third theory. Okay.

Which is similar to what Mall just said. They're shooting these down because they are well aware that we cannot shoot a UFO down. They tried it, we failed, it does not work. Doesn't work. And if we, as the American people

or the world knew, that we have no technology that could take this shit down, it would cause mayhem. So they're prepping us to think that we can shoot down aliens and we can't. Do people think that we can shoot down

an alien UFO? Like an alien spaceship? Did you see all the American propaganda before the Super Bowl? We can do anything. I know. We're American. I saw Independence Day.

I know, Will Smith can. Oh, we need is a but wiser. I know Will Smith can. Jesus Christ. But there aren't people that really think that... The aliens are here to take our guns. That's what it is.

I think the aliens would be so disappointed if we took them to our leader and they saw Joe Biden standing there. Oh. Take them to your leader. Ha ha ha ha. Well, I don't think anyone's going to like... Take us to Joe Biden. No, no, no, the real manager.

I need the real manager. Not the night manager. I need the real manager. You know, when the alien says, y'all, come on. Stop playing guys. Like, where's the guy that's running this? want to speak to the manager. Take me to your leader.

He'd take him to Biden. What artist do we take the aliens to? Bruno Mars. Oh, he's out of this world. Woo. Eddn. That's right. He's out of a job.

We should take Edna to them and hope they don't come back. He is an illegal alien. That's a good shot. That's crazy. I didn't say it. I didn't say it. On Black History Month? What does that have to do with you?

What does that have to do with you, sir? Wow. Nothing to do with you. Oh my gosh. But yeah, I don't know. This is just, I don't know if this is definitely not, we're not shooting down aliens. I can tell you all that now. We don't have the capability to do that.

I do believe these are either drones and they're just not taking no chances with anything that's flying above anywhere right now. So I don't think they just have anything to do with extraterrestrial life form. That's where their boots came from. What if that's where the boots came from? The balloon? The balloons. Well, they didn't. Those are actual animals.

Aliens boots that they shot them out of his sneakers yeah wait so Rory you said you believe in aliens do you mall do I believe in aliens yeah I don't want to call them aliens but yeah I believe in them what even I believe in other life form okay because I believe aliens I believe they heard us calling them aliens they're like that's racist yeah how is that how because this is a life form they're not alien whatever they go by what is the name up there well it's what's the definition of alien though yeah but we would I know what they called me back in the 40s too oh 40s right now right now You weren't illegal handling You were like legally

I was property I had to have my papers You were as legal as they come Yo Yeah He's right It's true I didn't say that

In February On February I was wrong I saw a If I was alive then I would have been one of the good white people And I would have went against Next to Jerry

Would help free the slaves You literally a redneck You were now Would have been there right next To Jerry Jones Talk about what's all going I just wanted to see what's going on What's all going on?

Hey what's the commotion over there I love commotion. The coons are trying to get in. Well, usually we just get a brew and chase them off the porch. I didn't know that was a bad word. I didn't know it was a bad word at the time. You definitely would have been a racist. You would have had no choice.

As red as you are, you would have to be a racist. I think more of white people need to admit that. That they would have had to be racist? Yes. Because I am not racist. No, I know you're not. But I'm saying that this was 19. I think there might have been a chance that if I was born in that era, I might have been racist.

You would have had no choice. You might have been racist. All right, there's a very high chance. Okay, I would have been racist. You would have been racist. You would have been race. You have no choice. Yeah.

It was just in the DNA. And you'd be like one of them bad little racist white boys. Like all the blacks outside picking cotton and you're just going by kicking their cotton bags over. Are you saying just because I keep up with the times so much and I'm such a trendsetter that I would have been like leading the trend of racism. Like you would have been like lit the match. I don't even know what you just said He's racist Well yes

How's that racist? He's black man He's racist I can't be racist White people we need to admit And I know on Reddit You guys think I have so much white guilt I don't feel guilty

I just think I would have been racist That's all Yeah I think so too right That's true You think you would have still like black women Yeah I think racist Like black women Yeah I was just asking

How many black kids Did Benjamin Franklin have? Benjamin Franklin? That's not Benjamin Franklin was black, wasn't he? Wait. Oh, Ben Franklin? Oh, no, no.

Not the song all about the Benjamin's. No, not the actual Benfran. Yeah, not Uncle Ben. Not Uncle Ben was rice. Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow. There's a racist line that we're really just stumbling over. That was just bad, man. That was bad.

That was terrible. I saw, I watched a documentary on Mahmood Abdul Raouf over the weekend. He has a documentary on Showtime called Stan. If you're not familiar with Mahmood, Abdul, Abdul, Raoof. formerly known as Chris Jackson. One of the Chris Jackson, one of the greatest college basketball players ever, one of my favorite NBA players ever. He was white balled from the NBA because he chose to not participate in the singing

of the national anthem before games. He was Colin Kaepernick, basically before Colin Kaepernick. There's a documentary out on Showtime called Stand. Great documentary. And I segued into that because he didn't, his. His dad was, which he found out as an adult male after his career was over, his dad happened to be a white guy. Oh, okay. And he found that out.

He never asked his mom because his mom wouldn't tell him. And his mom passed away a few years ago from cancer. And he said that even on her deathbed, he didn't want to ask her because he didn't, you know, he just didn't want to get into that. But the documentary was amazing. Talks about his transition into being a Muslim. And again, how he was whiteballed from the NBA. was Steph Curry before Steph Curry, one of the greatest shooters ever,

in my opinion, one of the greatest point guards ever. But he chose to stand on principles and faith and morals because the Star-Spangled Banner, they don't play the third stanza of the Star-Spangled Banner, which is complete race, racism, and it's just a terrible, terrible song. It comes from terrible beginnings. So he chose not to honor the flag

because it represents oppression and tyranny, tyranny. and his documentary is his way of saying I was hated for just having morals and things on something that I felt wasn't right and this is supposed to be America landed a free I was supposed to have freedom of choice freedom of speech and it ultimately caused one of the greatest basketball players

in my opinion ever his job in the NBA and derailed his career so definitely watch this documentary stand on Showtime the Mahmoud Abdul Abdura Oof documentary and shout out to Mahmoud Abduroof and I think that everybody owes him an apology and I think Jalen Rose said in the doc a lot of the athletes back then

owe him an apology because what he did was you know he just chose not to honor something that he felt like was built on racism which was the Star-Spangled Banner so yeah check out the documentary when you get a chance

that was a good watch for my California people California has been voted as the second worse driving. California drivers are ranked as the second worst in the country. I love it. I love the fact that that came out because they swear that New York is the worst drivers. Surprisingly, Utah was number one.

On the list has the worst drivers. How do you suck it driving with that much space? I don't know. I couldn't tell you. But I'm just glad that New York was not number one because they swear that we can't drive in New York, Rory. this way that we don't know what we're doing. We shouldn't be on the road.

I haven't driven in California enough to really know. It's awful. Number one, Utah. Number two, California. Number three, Iowa. Number three. How is North Dakota? Like, we're not even telling.

How do you suck it driving in North Dakota? I've been to Iowa. It's flat. You know what it is? Probably because it's so much. No, probably because there's so much space that when they have to drive in, like, traffic areas and other cars, they just hit everything. They run over everything.

Yeah, okay. I can see that. But I'm just happy that New York is not even in the top. 25. New York is not bad drivers, though. No, yeah, we have pretty good drivers. Jersey can get dice. Jersey drivers are...

Oh, Jersey drivers are awful. Yeah, they're not the best, but... I'm just happy California's number two. I'm just be honest with you. I mean, but they're like the whole side of the country. Oh, yeah, I might beat that too. Just by sheer mass, I think they just have to be in the top of. Now, traffic, Boston has some of the worst traffic I've ever seen in my life.

Really? Oh, my God. Quiet as good. Boston has some of the worst traffic I've ever seen in my life. It's speaking to Thomas Jefferson and Ben Franklin, however they designed Boston, it was not, it was made for horse and buggy. Yeah. Like, there's no possible way for cars to get around in Boston. Boston is terrible.

Like, they tried to make it confusing once the British came and they just never unconfused it. Like, they just, it's the worst. Yeah. Even D.C. with a terrible fucking design. D.C. design is all those roundabouts? Is it a D.C. design like Paris or something? I hate D.C. No, it's designed like the Pentagon.

I'd watch a, uh. All of Roundabouts? No, it's the Mason symbol. Oh, it is? I'm not even, like, it's not a conspiracy. It's for real. It was designed with the Mason symbol. Oh, okay.

Like the, you know. Like the cornfield, remember the cornfield when everybody thought aliens were landed? Which they were. Back in the 90s. They were. No, the aliens have landed. Were any of you guys' family members free masons? I'm sure I have some family members that are free mason.

Yeah, absolutely. Yeah, Jay Z. What's it? What are you talking about? That's funny. Uncle Jay. First of all, first of all, that's not my own. But yeah, I'm pretty sure I have some freemasons in my family.

I probably do, too. I know I do. Close. I watched a clip that New York was supposed to be designed the same, not the Mason way, but with those roundabouts. And the only reason they stopped it is because some, like, real estate genius was like, you can get more for your buck with right angles. And that's how the grid system started. That's why Lower Manhattan is all fucked up.

and then when they start they started to build up they want to do the roundabout shit and he was like right angle sell more property that's why the grid system exists in manhattan i'm so glad he did that same you know how bad a roundabout just columbus circle just one of them is a fucking nightmare yeah i hate columbus circle because of columbus or just the circle Columbus. Okay. I wasn't sure if you just... When are they going to take that statue down? In New York? Never. No.

Too many Italians are still around. This is New York City, bro. Hey, man. Remember, they had cops out someone, all the statues were getting violated and taken down and they had cops permanently placed outside that statute to protect it? The one in a Columbus circle? How do you feel like the liberal Antifa guys would fare against a bunch of Italians from Howard Beach in front of that statue.

The Antifas don't have a shot. They don't have a fucking chance. Just take a few guys from Howard Beach versus I don't know. The Antifa don't have a chance.

If that's the 15 of, if people really want to take that statue down of Columbus in Columbus circles. Syracuse. They're taking theirs down. Yes.

That's because Damaris said she will not stand for this. Mm. She will not stand for this. You made the call? I definitely made the call. I will not stand if Columbus stands.

Back to our Star Power debate. The Root Online magazine. Star power debate. Yeah, because we were debating Star. I said that Chris Brown had had 132 million Instagram followers. Y'all laughed at me. But anyway.

The Root Online magazine... Wait until Elon buys it and we see us fake followers. The Root Online magazine said, if you combine the global reach of Beyonce, World Cup Soccer, and all of the Marvel movies, you then might come close to Michael Jackson's impact.

That's... How do you gauge that, though? I'm not saying the wrong. That's a weird thing. I mean, I think that's pretty easy. Obviously, they'll go by album sales, ticket sales for all of Michael's shows, the ratings on TV whenever he performed, because you have to go by that type of data. Yeah, I guess there's a way to imagine that.

Mike didn't have social media, but if Michael Jackson had social media, that would have been an even scarier thing. Do you think he does the Super Bowl with Chris Brown? Which song do you think they'll do together? Drake has a song with Michael Jackson. He doesn't. He doesn't. that wasn't Michael Jackson.

I'm sorry to break it to you. Yo, the fact that Drake came out clean from the ghost writing thing is impressive, but the fact that he is a fake Michael Jackson song and no one talks about it is more impressive for Drake. Clean that up and said that it really was Michael. That is not Michael Jackson. That's not Michael Jackson, dog. That's not even the weekend. That's not even Friday.

That was not Michael Jackson. I don't care what nobody says. that wasn't Mike on that record I want to know who was Who did they Didn't they arrest someone Or sue someone that was selling All those songs?

They said it was taken From an unreleased verse From a 1980 session Between him and another Canadian writer Paul Anka? That was Paul Anka singing Yeah that was Paul That wasn't Mike

I'm not saying Mike wasn't in the session He might have been there He might have been there But that was Paul singing Paul was doing a reference For Michael on that song I got to listen to that song again It wasn't a good song

Yeah it was a terrible Like that was, like, on Drake's like songs with dead people, I think his and Aaliyas was way better. Wow. The Aaliyah song. Oh, it's not even close. Yeah. I love that song.

DeMaris just has like a weird way of like acknowledging dead people. You're like really dismissive and like. How am I dismissive? Because they're dead Damaris. He was like all these dead vocalists. Watch this. Demaris. How do you want your funeral to go?

I don't really want a funeral. I knew that. I knew she was going to say. Yeah. I was 100% knew she was going to say that. I felt the setup. I was. I 100% knew she was going to say that.

Like, yo, what did you say when somebody died? You said, oh, funerals are for the living, not for the dead. They are. Furnals are for the living. They're not for the dead. No, it's to honor. Wait, how do you know? Yeah.

She died before. No, but I'm, but. How do you know we're not allowed to die before? Because I'm, I'm pretty sure I've been dead before, sure. But, like, my thing is, if you're throwing me a funeral, like, I don't get to eat the food. I don't get to eat the food. Like, I don't get to see the flowers. How do you know that, though?

Roy can make his mac and cheese. Yeah, how about that? Yeah. Mac and she's at them. I'd rather be dead. I might kill you. Again. The greatest line.

It'll definitely clear out the repass. If you don't want to go over your time and pay extra, I can. Everybody will leave. Everybody will leave one time. Passing out plates. Max ready. Yo, it's crazy. Yeah.

We've been here for a while, haven't we? I knew DeMars will say that, though. I knew she'll say I don't want. No, I want like a memorial service with a very big, nice picture of me. But I wanted to say, yeah. But I wanted to be like more like a party. Like a funeral. No.

I don't want a funeral. But I do want like the thing where like when people like scatter my ashes, like y'all do have to cry for me. Like I want people to be happy. Yo, telling people they have to cry for you. It's some of the crazy. Yo, who ain't crying? And I have too much pride. And now I'm be like, no, I'm not.

I'm not crying for her. She told me to cry and crying. I'm going to cry. Speaking of dying and being alone. What are you guys doing for Valentine's Day? Oh, yeah. Doesn't Drake have static measure on there? There's a lot of.

Scorpion has a lot of people that passed on there. Rest in peace to another legend, but Jesus. Valentine's Day, no plans. I have absolutely no plan. We did not think you had plans. Like, we weren't really asking. We didn't think you had a bunch of plans.

How did you know that? How did you know that? Because I think you actually have secret plans, but to the world you would say no. I don't have no plans. I don't have your plans for the world. Hide in the world from your plan. Yeah.

I have, I have zero plans. Ball's definitely the guy was like, yeah, chill, my home girl for Valentine's Day. Yeah. If I was going out She was alone, I was alone, so he was like, let's just be. Ma, have you ever bought flowers for a woman? Of course he has. Come on. He at a funeral.

No, he buys flowers for women. I buy flowers. I'm a romantic guy at times. I can tell. I can be romantic. Every girl's your home girl. Until they're not. And he calls weed flowers. That's the best of the past. What's the most romantic thing you've ever done? The most romantic thing I've

ever done? Um, I did dinner No I'm trying to think of the most He did dinner No it was like It was like I got food and shit No I got I got

Reservations I got last minute reservations At like one of the toughest Restaurants in New York To get in Which one? Last minute No

Saga You don't know about it Which one Saga It's downtown It's uh It's um With Crown Shire's

Julian make our reservation Right now So I got reservations They actually Because we know The chef And he likes us that wasn't that hard you can just text them

down on Pike Street yeah I know but the day of like it was booked out on Valentine's Day or just random day it's a two-mish one-star restaurant yeah so I got reservations I got dinner there saga's relatively new

so like when was this and who was it with I mean this this had to have been within the last year is this is a very new restaurant is this what you're doing tomorrow too so this was last Valentine's Day no oh okay this is last week no

Was she blown away? Were you blown away because she was blown away? Did she blow you? Away? Did she suck your dick? No. Oh, Jesus. No. You know you could have like a nice dinner with a woman and like you don't have to fuck after that.

But no head? That's a trash though. Yeah, I mean it's trash, but everyone that goes to Saga gets ass after that meal. You better get ass. So pay me the picture. After you got from from chef, you got the okay. Like what did you call her and was like, yo, put on your best silk. we out or like did you surprise her did you put like a blindfold

no from the Bronx all the way down she had a blindfold in traffic on the FDR no I just we just went and had dinner at one of the toughest restaurants to get a reservation so that was the most romantic thing you ever done yeah but you weren't like it wasn't like intentional you just happened to come across the reservation and her no I didn't come we didn't we didn't do anything no like she came on your explore page and then you brought her

On my explorer page. Like, that's how did you find her? No, this is a girl that I knew. What do you mean? How did I find her? It's a girl I knew. What the fuck? Y'all think I just find women like just, I don't know any women?

Yes. No, no, I'm not saying that. How is you like, flip your napkin? That's what I'm trying to. You made the reservation the day of. That's my point. That's my point. Did you pull her chair out?

Like I, you opened her door for the car? I did that. But I did that anyway, though. Yeah. Um, but that's not romantic, is it? I mean, that's not romantic. That should be expected. Yeah, that's not romantic.

Open the car door is considered romantic. Making a reservation isn't that romantic either. I'm going to go with that one of the toughest. If making a reservation is romantic, opening the door. They're hand in hand. No, I'm just saying the restaurant is super fucking fly. Like, that's one of the illest restaurants. No, that just means you have status.

That's no. That's not romantic is you put like thought and effort. Yeah. Let's do that. I thought about getting dinner reservations at saga. It was booked. I still made it happen. You're just the man.

You're not romantic. And had the table right in front of Bosciat. Are you kidding me? I love the table for the An original Bosquiat. Come on, man. Don't disrespect me like that. If you know the Boschiat story,

it's not very romantic. Have you ever dined underneath the Boschiat? I have. Where? I ate takeout in the Rock Nation waiting room. And there was a Bosciat right there.

I ate chicken tenders. How romantic. That's romantic. You need chicken tendons in front of the Bosciat. It's kind of sick. It's kind of hard. Yeah. Fire, right?

That's like saga. Suit at the Boschiat show. Worst hook ever. But back to your question. Yeah. That might have been, it was a beautiful dinner. The food was, it was good. I mean, I'm vegan, so it's not a lot of options that I had, but it was good.

The sacrifice. That's romantic. Did you get her flowers that day? Yeah. Okay. Great. Now that's romantic. Yeah.

It was a birthday. Took the condom off? No. I got it here. We didn't have sex. We didn't fornicate. Come on, mall. That night we didn't.

It's really gallant and romantic. I want to save myself for you. No, that night. night we didn't. I mean, eventually we had sex. I mean, come on. You got to take her to Saga. Yeah. We had sex before that. Oh, before Saga? Not right before. Before that's a trilogy.

Did she post it on her story? What? The sex? No. Her being in the restaurant. No. I thought you said did she post the sex? I was like, what? No. On her close friends, maybe. I don't know. Nah. Yo, do you let women record you while you like go down on them? I have

before. It's not like a like a reoccurring. It's not like in the menu. You let her do that? You look back up, you look up into the camera like into the Oh God. I looked like how Rihanna looked starting to perform. You blow her a kiss. Ew. Like you stare at the camera while you're doing it.

Yo, a woman I didn't look up at the camera. A girl recording you while you go down on her is disrespectful. O.D. Is she paw on your head? OD. Not if that's your yeah. If you're in a relationship. Why is that disrespect? She shows your head in.

man put your phone down why are you recording me while I'm doing this is you palming you like a basketball do you record women when they give you head absolutely so is that do you consider that disrespectful yeah of course they like to be disrespectful that's why I can't that's why you're into that thing yeah absolutely at saga yeah they look like they have cool bathrooms and beautiful amazing bad marble everywhere first of all it was my phone I could never let that be on someone else's iCloud you know that's I have to have the possession of that. So what if say you eating her out, right? It's like, she's recording you, but then like she stops. And you still eat out and the phone locks. So you're like, yo, you got to unlock it. Would you stop and unlock it for?

I mean, I would put my face up for the face. I'd be. I'll just come up for a second. That's a thing. Gross. That's kind of fire. He just goes. That's fire, right?

Damaris is such a dude. Or if you put, if you put mask mode on, I would just have to put my eyes up. Oh my God. I can stay. I stay eating pussy. On the new iOS, they have the mask mode for your face. Oh, it's for it. They developed it probably for that incident.

Yeah, not for COVID. Nothing to do with COVID when you're doing with a mask. No, no, no, no. Straightful when you're now eating the pussy mask. Eating snatch. Yomi, do you think is the suspect would be recorded while giving ahead? Gash, as Mark would say. Me?

Yeah, you. I mean, you are young. No, no, I'm saying I didn't know which scenario. Like. Is she doing the eating? Am I doing the eating? No. Yeah, but that's not

fair, Yomi. I don't know what I was doing. You don't know how to eat Kucci? No. Oh. Yomi looked like she knows how to eat pussy. No, she's recording you. Yeah.

No, I don't think that's disrespectful. You don't think that's disrespectful? But that's different because there's two girls. One cup. I'm trying. All right. If all recording is consensual, what's disrespectful about it?

I mean, I just think that recording me while I'm eating you out is crazy. Just like I said. It's also not like a flat. angle. Like when a guy's getting head, there's like, you can see stuff happening.

Like, don't recall me while I'm laying on my stomach. It's not like a tongue can. Wait, what? Yeah, you can't record me

while I'm laying on my stomach. Oh, oh, okay, I see what you mean. With your legs up? Just flopping? Just flopping as you. With the mischief boots up.

You know, being butt ass and some mischief boots eating pussy would be your wild in his video. No, Wack 100 got to do that for the coach. I'm calling the police. I would call the cops. Like,

if a girl's giving me a head and she got the mischief boots, I'm calling the cop. First of all, you come near me with those boots on them calling the police. I'm like,

who is this creative, who is this creative character running around? Creative character. That's how hilarious. I'm not into anime or anything, but I think it would be kind of cool. Hell,

nah. Just the boots. Nah, those shit's just goofy, man. Y'all do you got to connect for that? I got a front of my who wants pair. Tell me going to stock X

like everybody else. Yeah, but that's $1,200, damn. Yeah. It's $1,200. It's $350. You're not getting the retail no more.

It's over. They sold out. Yeah, but y'all know people. No, I don't know people. I don't know anybody that has those. I wouldn't know who do you hit for those boots? Yo, you got them big red boots? Yeah, that's it.

Nah. They were like, nah, fan. We're fresh out of those. Can you get them overnight? I'm trying to eat some pussy. Anyone else have Valentine's Daypoint? I'm going to do speed dating tomorrow. We're at.

Oh, really? At Locksmith. Shiaz-Lock Smith. Yeah. Okay. Can I last in Sailor-Gooner. Are you speed dating, like, you know, to speed date for, like, the fun, or are you like actually looking for?

No, for the fun. They're gonna get these jokes. Oh, you're doing, I thought it's not like a hosting or DJ thing. No, I'm doing, I'm actually going on a speed date. So you're gonna make a mockery of people that are trying to search for partner at a bar. Yeah, we're gonna. Also, when you get a ticket, you get beer at a course. Don't try to sign highbrow that you can't be a woman at a bar.

You've met women on Instagram. Don't say the bar is where you draw the line. I'd rather meet them on Instagram. Yeah, me too. Than in person at a bar? Yeah. Yeah, I love that in bar. Because then I'm drunk.

Of course you do. What does that mean? Because you're drunk enough. Okay, first of all, don't put Rory in this now. No, no, no, no, no. I'm going back on Instagram. No, I think IG is a place to meet.

You hear you hear you're Julie right, yeah, why not? I've got to go to the bar. Seven shots to you. Like, the fuck, no. Meeting a girl for the first time while she's drunk has to be the worst shit of. What if she's drunk? Because you're out of bar.

It doesn't mean you're drunk. It depends. the bar as well. Women DM when they're drunk. Facts. Oh, yeah. So you couldn't meet them drunk. And they wake up and like, oh my God, I just read everything back.

I am so sorry. Oh, that was my swag. See? Yuck. Meanwhile, you meant all of it. Yeah. Oh. You just slur?

Yeah. Spaghetti. I chuckled. I chuckled. What if you actually meet someone that you like and it doesn't become a joke anymore? It's funny to me. So you're saying that you're going on a speed date, but you're not really looking for anyone on the speed date.

No, I'm not looking for anyone. So you're going to have fun. So you're going to waste women's time. Yeah. As every single man does. You waste women's times. Can we come with you? Sure.

Like a swing man? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Like we can be like. Yeah, just on each side. And then we figure that out. Give you any tips. Damaris, what are your plans for Valentine's?

You should speed date with like couples. That would be kind of cool. Oh, yeah. Like you would be. The cook. You'd already be in the chair. Like you'd be in your interview by couples. Be dating.

I should throw that event. I feel like that'd be a dope. event. Thruple speed dating. That would be kind of fire. Like looking for a potential threesome. Wait, why don't we all go and try to match threesomes? Nah, I'm cool. I'm cool. I really gave it a real

thought too. I was like, yeah. All right, I'll stick to me. DeMaris, what's your plans? And something tells me the speed daters just not like no. No, I'm cool. Also, I think I get a minute each woman. Apparently this is a more like women to men ratio. This is why I'm going because I'm like, okay, sure. What, like, What do you get across in a minute, though?

That's literally, do you have a job for how much money you make? And then maybe we can talk. Ed is just, they're just going to sit down. Ed is like, what's your Instagram? He just going to end up leaving with like 200 more followers. There you go. That sounds great to me. Follow me.

So you're telling me you're not trying to take none home. No. Not on Valentine's Day. Yeah, you can't. Why? No, look at your limit. Yeah, because that just makes it seem like, that's just too like. The things I've heard Edden do.

He draws the line at taking the woman home home. Oh, Valentine's Day? Yeah, that's a little. Why? I feel like that's just a. Yeah. No, I'm with you. I've been telling women that for years. It's just another day. Right. But we know that women have a certain type of feeling and emotion around Valentine's Day. That's different though. If I met you on Valentine's Day, like, it's different if I met you last weekend. I'm like, oh, let's go out Valentine's Day. But if I met you on Valentine's Day and we hook up, I don't.

First of all, how many people meet on Valentine's Day? He's going to speed. I'm literally going to happen. Actually, that's because that's a speed dating event. I'm saying like naturally, if you don't have a Valentine's Day, you don't even. go out on Valentine's. Don't do that because Valentine's Day has become more for single people than a couple. The rebrand. The rebrand. I think you probably get some pussy you wouldn't get 364 days out there. People want to get late.

You might get on Valentine's Day. It's like Valentine's Day and New Year. That's the best pussy. That pussy is kind of trash. Yeah. Emotional depressed pussy? Long term it is. I'm cool.

EDP? For a night? That's fire. That's not fired. Y' got to stop lying to y'all. For a night. All pussies are not created. nah i'm cool

nah emo because they're like yo i don't really have a valentines i just kind of met you on valentine's i was going to the store but that's the everyone wants to get late on valentines day no i'm talking about people who go out to like bars the fact you said get late is the people who are in real relationships don't really go out on valentine's day

because they know that everybody try to get a reservation somewhere right now exactly that's a couple i would just call you you can get it for me when i was in a relationship i didn't go out on valentine's day because everybody is out like it's a mess everything's crowded the service is bad the food is bad

Couples. Like everything is... Yeah, couples out. Yeah. Couples who... I went to a paint and sip yesterday, and that was mainly couples, too. What is it? Galantines.

That's what the girls call it now? Galantanthans. You went with the couple that you were cucking with? No, I went with some buddies of mine. Were you cucking them? No. I was just painting and sipping. What you paint?

Two locks together on a rope. Because they were cuffed. Bro, get the fuck. Because they were cucked. No, cuffed. Mall. What was the first thought that came into your mind? two locks on a rope.

Yo. Definitely something a little homo erotic. That was a little homoerotic. You said you went with your home boys. Yeah. They paid the keys? One of them was DJing. Another one was there with his grow.

Is that what it's called? And I was there painting and tipping. Okay. And checking out the single women. You seem to be at all the events. There was like two, three, not to shit on the event. There was like two, three single women. And I was just like, all right.

I just came from part of the other than I'm going to paint a lock. Whose name did you put on a lock? I put me in chicken nuggets. Is that? That's your nickname for her? You know she loves chicken nuggets. Yeah, she loves chicken nuggets. Damarro, so what are your plans?

Can we keep asking me? I keep ignoring him. I know. I'm not going to let you ignore me. Which one? Which lucky fellow is going to take you all? I'm not going off for fellow time. Cat, cap, big cap.

Big cap. Cat, cat. Cat, cat. We have a doctor. That shit. You got on that shit. I'm going to the doctors. I'm going to the doctors.

Oh, he's a doctor? All day, right? He's a doctor. He's not a married man. He doesn't have to get home to his valetian. She's at all day. I'm going to be at the doctors all day. How many cats scans are getting?

They got to test me. What do you have cancer? Maybe. Yeah, I got heart surgery. How many tests do they have to run on you tomorrow? Valatized day all day. The doctor's old John Q's son? What do you get?

A blood, blood transfusion? What's all day tomorrow? What is you? Are your kidneys fail or what's going on over there? guy she said i'm at the doctor's office all day tomorrow i am then i have a personal training appointment and then you know personal trainers that's all of that is before two o'clock yeah i'm not rolling i'm talking about when the sun go down what's your plans doctor's office closed um i got invited to our friend joyce's show oh i forgot your joyce's i might go support our friend i plan

that's going to be my plan tomorrow yeah but you're going looking for ass though no i'm not looking for anyone there no no no no no no no you should go to the job show. Yeah. I should? I should. I forgot about it until Demaris just said that.

I might go. It's at the... DeMaris knows why I'm saying that. I love Joyce. Why is he saying that? It's fine, bro. It's okay. Let love happen.

It's at the boundary. You should let love happen. With Joyce? I see that. The chemistry was coming off the lens when she was here. Oh, my God. Coming off the lens. What are you talking?

Palpable. Coming off the lens. It was fireworks today. It was palpable. Shut the fuck. All right, so that's the Maris' plan. She's going to... Don't skip over the fireworks.

We're going. We're all going. Team. I might go, though, honestly. I had no plans tomorrow, so... Yeah, I might go. Dolo? Better you go Dolo.

Because Bay's on stage. That's what... Yeah, got to support. Joyce? Yo, y'all was sick, man. It is Valentine's that you could bring her flowers. You could be like the A-Sab Rocky, like side... That's true.

The A-Sat to the Rihanna? You could, like, hand her a towel. You're both from Uptown. And then what if the guy she's dating is there? You, I never factored that. And look how stupid y'all look at me, right? I never thought that she might have a guy that might be there for Valentine's Day in New York City. Okay, well, win her back.

I never had her. What are you talking about? She didn't have a man. Like, put your fucking boots on. How do you know that? Your mischief boots. Compete. Like, damn, these men these days don't have test.

This is real world a challenge. Compete. Yeah. The fuck is this. Yeah. Like, apply pressure. Fuck. Apply pressure.

No. So that's your plans. I plan on going to the show. That's it You didn't have nothing else before that No Nothing No he sounded

What happened to Amtrak Bay Did you speak to her since She's back home now No communication at all That call was the last time We spoke Really? Yeah

Good She unfollowed me Her fucking friend Unfollowed me It was the whole thing Damn not the friend I think the unfollow I think the friend

Want to fuck you That stung She was so involved I think the friend Want to fuck you Oh me Yeah I'd fuck for sure

See that's why they involved Because they know You would fuck the friend And But I mean I did it Brian gave me the vibes that she would probably fuck and... Yeah, that sounds like a difficult.

Wow. And if you get someone at speed dating, maybe you would bring them to the Joy Show. Second date on right after the first date. Ooh, that's how you got to do it. Pivot. Absolutely. Pivot. Where's the locksmith?

Lachsmith is uptown, like near one-nine-one. What's your longest date? Like the day, like, actually hanging out? It was like a whole day thing. We did like a bunch of shit. We met up at like 2 o'clock. And did probably. didn't leave each other to like midnight.

I love it. 2 p.m. to 4. Yeah, we started jumping around doing a bunch of shit. Like, New York is one of those cities where you could actually, you could just fall into shit. You could just be walking and be like, yo, let's check this out. Let's do that. Like that pussy too, yeah. But yeah, it was like an old day.

It started out as like a lunch date and we ended up getting dinner. At saga. No, not that saga. Can't take everybody to saga. Everybody ain't saga worthy. Damn. You got to be the special ones. Gosh.

All the ones that you really, really like into. Maybe what time to Saga close? Because Joyce's probably going to be hungry after her set. She does a lot of dancing for some long. She's probably going to work up an appetite. Why are you trying to hook me up with Joyce? I'm not. I just, I mean.

She's got to eat. I don't need to do that because I could just tell the, you know, the vibes were there. Jazz, they say they might have time after the show. There weren't. I think Joyce heard the vibe, the energy that you thought you saw. Okay. was just Joyce being very receptive to us, very warm, very, you know, I think she even spoke about that. Like sometimes guys think she's flirting and she's really just being a nice person.

So maybe that's what you felt. No, that's not what I felt. Anyways. That's not what you felt? No. Don't, come on. Don't do that to me. What is that?

Are you doing a macarena again? Stop acknowledging. Stop acknowledging. What is this? What is this? What does that mean? Helicopters are hovering. All around.

What does this mean? False start. Jesus. Foki-pokey. Traveling. That's what that means. Traveling. All right.

For Valentine's Day, we're going to put out a special Patreon. Are we? Yeah. On Valentine's Day instead of our typical Thursday releases. Okay. Giving it to you guys on Tuesday. It's going to go crazy. We spoke to a therapist, I think.

He wasn't a therapist. He was not a therapist, bro. He was an extra on power. Told him that to his face. He did look like an extra of power. That in the Bruno Mars comparison are two very good. He looked like he could be one of Rotimi's like strong arms. Oh, damn, I see that.

Yeah. Shout to Mac. He looks like he styles Rotimi. Shout out to Mac. We sat down with a therapist. A couple's licensed couples therapists. He never said he was licensed. Yes, he did.

He did. He never said. And I asked him for his license and he wouldn't show it. He's hanging up in his office. He got to have a picture of it, though. Like how we had to have a picture of our back. Holy car. Yeah.

Our real ones. So we sat down with Mack, a couple's therapist, and we kicked it with him. So subscribe to our Patreon now. We got into Moll's intimacy issues. A real deep dive into who Moll is on the inner core, not just the outer core. Yeah, I think he kind of answered some questions that I was looking for answers for. Yeah. He really didn't.

But check out the episode. It was a good episode. I thought the conversation was cool. I thought it was fun. Perfect for that. Not your typical therapist conversation with a bunch of guys that probably need therapy, but we have fun with it. So subscribe to the Patreon. Check that episode now.

That's at episode as I went Thursday. It's out today. Oh, today. It's out right now. Yes, it's out of three o'clock today. Well, there you go. 3 p.m. depending on what time you're listening to this. Easter standard time.

Spoil alert for those that do watch this couples therapy episode, his jeans stained my white couch. Big spoiler A spoiler alert Nobody would notice that Even if you watch you wouldn't know that Yeah like you wouldn't know that How's that a spoiler alert Remember at like the house parties

Like when there'd be gene stains on the wall Oh that's one of them parties Yeah He was grinding on some ass But I'm saying this wasn't one of those parties Why was my couch stained? I think your couch has a way of Yeah I think it was the therapyism

I think his ass was sweating And them jeans were brand new Yeah I think it was the jeans I don't think it was the therapy ass was sweat. Demaris has the craziest way of thinking of things. You thought that man's ass will sweating. There's ass sweat. Because when the jeans got wet, they obviously left

a stain. And he got ass sweat. I definitely get ass sweat. You look like a good ass sweat. No one doubted that. I'm not arguing. It wasn't like some like we were going to debate. I just want to make sure y'all knew that. I have an ass sweat. His ass is a hot take. Oh, thank you. Anyways, with that said,

wash your H&M jeans. and we'll see you guys You know what you're looking at You better stop talking spicy We'll be back I have a washing machine I could lend to him We'll be

We'll be back Well what are your plans for the week Besides what are your plans For Valentine's Day? I think I might go to Joyce's show But before that Doctors Get ready for

All day Get ready for Joyce's show Oh before that all day All day I might go to sound check Okay Just go to sound Just hang out of sound

Yeah like work on the set list With her Yomi What are your plans? I'm sorry I didn't mean to skip over you, Yomi. No plans? No plans.

I don't believe her. I don't believe her either. I don't believe her either. I don't believe her either. I don't believe, I know Yomi being her text messages letting them have it. What? I know you'd be cursing them out. Like, or you really, you're really.

You know, I believe you're really chill. I'm saying that your relationships, though. I think you being a very chill gal. Yeah. Yomi give me, like, I'll be blowing her phone up, like, going off and shit. And I think she's purposely nonchial. Mm-hmm. You do.

it to piss people. Yomi, you look like you send quotes when like somebody's mad. You send like, like, quotes. You're a drink line in the tuck. Yeah, like you look like you send quotes. You're a good quote send her. She looks like if a girl sends her a paragraph, she goes, well, I guess if that's how you feel. And it just leaves it.

Are you one of those? Just likes the message. She's definitely done that. You definitely like the paragraph. I'm more leaning on to that than. You're non-confrontational. Than matching their energy? You're non-confrontational.

Yeah, I could say. You're a damn. I'm sorry you feel that way. Sure. Okay. I can understand why you would say that or I understand where you're coming from but not really understanding.

Don't even care to understand. And like when she's looking for Yomi to fight for her, she's like, well, I mean, if you feel like we should break it off then I think that's what you should do. I want what's best for you. Yomi looks like she black one. Meanwhile, she just wants you to fight for her. He's like, well, I mean, if you want to break it off, like that's okay.

That's definitely Yomi. You seem like you've come to your decision and I'm going to let you live with that. Or he just read me. He just read you? That's you? It's the stain on the couch from therapy So none of us do so

So none of us have plans for Valentine's Day Yeah, Joyce the show live music In a room full of six people At least one of us It has herpes It's fucking line What? I thought that it was one in six people

I thought that's where she was gone Isn't that the stat? Is that the stat? I think it's like one in three But yeah it's something even lower than that It's like one in one But see yeah one of y'all lying Edin

I'm going to speed dating I put it all in public who shit he posted about it is I posted about it too Who said Joyce's show can't be a date Right No it could be a date But you would have to be going with somebody

I said I'm going to Joyce's show And then I just Left it open into Okay so you're going with somebody I might bring someone I mean go to the Joyce show And find out Got him

Julian you definitely going to Joey's show with somebody Probably I don't know I know you're type My type He looks like he's bringing X there too

I'm not going If y'all are all bringing dates I'm not going Oh she mad I'm not fifth wheeling. Jasmine could be your dick. There you go. Jasmine is going to be working.

Yomi, you want to go. Joyce is on stage. Yomi. I don't even know Joyce. Yeah, I fuck with Yomi. I fuck with Yomi. She's like, I don't even know Joyce. Whatever, I guess I can go.

All right, so we'll go to Joyce's show as a crew, as a family, and have some fun and laugh at all the couples, being corny. And we want to send our condolences and prayers to the whole De La Soe family. Yes. We lost another legend in the culture. Trugoy plug to De La Soe passed away last night, well, Sunday evening. We got the news. So rest of peace of Trugoy, the Dove. De La Soe was definitely one of the first albums I can remember behind that Tribe Call Quest.

that's when I first started being able to go to nobody beats the whiz and no one ever did yeah and buy albums I definitely remember buying the De La Soeal So rest of a piece of Trugoy prayers and condoluses to its family and keep De La Sele So in your prayers

And yeah man I mean I'm at least happy that They weren't involved with the Grammy 50 year tribute to have De LaSalle there so You know happy that moment And I believe that Their music will be streaming, available for streaming soon, too.

Yeah, they got their honors will be on. Their masters back. So, you know, hopefully all that goes to his family. Thank you for kicking it with us. Please subscribe to the Patreon. Download each and every episode of the New Rory Mall podcast. We'll talk to you all soon. Be safe.

I'm that niggie. He's just ginger. Peace. New Warrior Ma! Hey, person that doesn't subscribe to our Patreon. I don't know why you're not subscribing to our Patreon. But we have a sneak peek now. Don't call them jerks. We have a sneak peek into a therapy session that Rory and I took where it was couples therapy, but we're not really a couple.

Friend couple. Well, a couple means two, right? Yeah, we get into Moll's intimacy issues. We get to the bottom of those and why he doesn't like to be touched. No. We solved it. I feel weird. I feel weird.

But you can check out our full episode now on patreon.com forward slash new Rory in Mall. Subscribe now to check out the full episode. What about the women? Do they cry in session? Yes. But women cry for everything. Why is the boy at cried wolf? That should be the girl at cried wolf.

Is that what? It should be the girl at crowd wolf in that story. Maybe she identified it as a boy. Maybe she's the wolf. Yeah. Anyways, I'm sorry, you were saying. Point is, right, when men are finally able to express themselves and feel their emotions, then they learn to express that.

And sometimes that's through crying. I've seen men, big gangster as dudes. crying by session five. I've seen big gangst ass dudes crying on first 48 so as they bring the chips in the soda in the room and then we know how that episode is. It happens so fast. If you think about it, two days is a really short time

to solve a crime. In the first 48 hours, so in the first 48 hours of a relationship. First 48 hours of a relationship. Have you therapist couples when they say they were caught like cheating? Oh yeah. Okay, tell me with that.

And how many women are caught cheating? What's interesting enough, right? What's a stat? On women being caught cheating. You got numbers for everything. Cheating is self-reported so you can never trust it really. Oh, women don't self-report. Exactly.

Men too. We lie. Absolutely. Because it's self-reporting. But what's interesting is that when a men cheat, the women are more likely to want to make the relationship work. But when a woman cheat, the men is out. Yeah, you don't even go to a couple's therapy. Yeah, you can't see your, you can't unsee your wife sucking another dick.

That'd be a wild sight to say. Like, are you kidding me? That's like seeing your parents have sex by accident. I would much rather see my parents have sex. It's a lot of trauma. Take him. I can't understand that. Then watch your wife suck dick.

I might be with you on that. Yeah, I don't want to. Wait, y'all are just saying I'm crazy. I'm with Rory on that. Yeah. Is that a scenario you typically do in sessions? Do you be like, well, this is like when your parents have it. So tell me what the therapy session was like when a couple came into you and he caught her having sex with another man.

Interestingly enough, the best relationship, the strongest relationships are born out of infidelity because couples are not forced to have the conversations that they really need to have. So why are you telling me to be monogamous if the best relationships come from infidelity? I didn't say purposely go out there and cheat. But like, all right, cool. Now we're about to have a stronger relationship. Oh, so cheating makes the heart grow stronger. It's a selfless act. I cheated for us.

Men don't cheat for sex. What do we cheat? That's right. That's right. Men tend to engage in and fidelity when they feel like their needs and their relationship is not being met. What do women cheat? Why do women cheat? Their ego isn't being stroked.

Women also cheat for the same reasons. However, women tend to actually fall for the partner that they're cheating with, while a man is less, likely to leave their female partner for the other woman. Yeah, because we just cheat because we just want to get this nut out the way and get home. No. We understand the 80-20 rule. Yeah. We're not willing to let go of what we have at home because we understand the benefit of it.

Yeah. It's just certain things in the relationship are not being worked at, so you find it elsewhere. What's the craziest cheat situation you've been told in a session? You ready for that one? I am. Oh, I am. They had a threesome, right? I love these stories.

And then she went behind his back and continued our relationship with this individual. Was it a girl or a boy? Or a boy? Or they? Was another dude. Oh, that was a train. And he should have known better. Yeah.

Yeah, I don't feel bad. You know what? Yeah. That's a... Were they already friends? Or was this a rando? That friendships were involved. Bro.

You're an idiot. He's a fucking idiot. I'm not going to. King's shame. If you're into that, cool, but you shouldn't know better. He's a cuck. they're throwing verbal jabs now i know you did the feelings route and like did it the right way but i'm saying directly he should have known that was going to happen would you would you would you would you

would you uh recommend that a guy has a threesome with his with his wife or his partner would you recommend that in a couple it's not for everyone so you got to make sure one there is trust um you guys have amazing communication and that it's it's something that both parties are you guys that both parties partners want to partake in. The mystic I see is when the guys are the one leading it. Oh, yeah. Allow your woman to lead that if that's what you guys really want. Why would you lead your girl into sex with another man?

I don't know, bro. That could be their thing. Yeah, what if that's her thing? Well, she was always, sound like she was always trying to leave him in the first place, if that's her thing. But what about if you were a woman in your bedroom? Excuse me? Let's say if you wanted another woman in your bedroom. Does that mean that you were always trying to leave her?

I don't think the guy should leave. Mac just said it's 80-20 rule. We don't never leave. Oh, you're right. We never leave our girl from the other chick. Well, let's see, 60% of infidelity last just one day. He'd making these numbers up. No, that's facts.

60% of infidelity's last one day? One day. It's very rare that an infidelity last years. Pussy probably wasn't that good then. Probably not. No, because it wasn't. He just told you all that it wasn't, it's not about the same. Yeah, and like, soon as a man, soon as we, soon as we like, you know, climax, we just,

get back to our senses and be like, oh, I'm never leaving my girlfriend for this one. Yeah, basically. Yeah. Unless it's that good. Nah, even if it's that good. It's still not leaving. Because you weren't cheating for the sex. It's short-lived. Most people aren't cheating for the sex. That's probably true. Yeah, it's probably true. What's, what's the weirdest thing in Eddn's personal life?

He doesn't know my personal life like that. So I had to, he made me sign an NDA, so I can't really be. He doesn't have NDA. He does close much. Okay, if you disclose, what is Edin going to sue you? Yeah. Like, if you break, if you break the, NDA? What's really going to happen with the end of suing? I don't see how.

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