New Rory & MAL - Episode 150 | The Gang Gets Punk’d

Episode Date: March 14, 2023

Happy 150th episode!!! Did you watch our Inked Vlog yet? Check it out on YouTube. Today we start with a question from Rory regarding two NBA legends in a shootout. Have you ever lost your phone? or worse, has your significant other gotten into your iCloud? In other news, Rory and Eddin’s DNA is at risk while Mal and Julian refuse to spit in a cup. Speaking of DNA, wooly mammoths are set to make a return. Somehow this leads to a conversation about drugs and classic MTV shows. We reminisce on Punk’d, Room Raiders, and NEXT. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.

This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum-Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component

to communities thriving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they fail. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon. And this is my friend. This is much more famous than I am.

I wouldn't go that far. But I'm John Green. Co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important. Listen to the Away End with Daniel Alarcon and John Green on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021. And I'm Kunky, his best friend and business manager.

And we've got a new show called The 1021 Podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest story. ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the Iheart radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. I want a T-Rex.

I feel like they sound nothing like we've been taught. What if they actually spoke English? What have they squeaked? That's why I love that new video that's going around. They were able to reenact like a mummy's voice with the mummy sound like. And he's like, yo, suck my dick. No, warrior mouth. Come up in the spot looking extra fly

For the day I die I'm a touch the sky Gotta testify Come up in the spot looking extra fly For the day I die I'm a touch the sky Welcome to a new episode Of the new Rory

Amal podcast I am all I'm Rory Rory today is a special day I don't know if you know that Almost St. Patrick's Day Almost St. Patrick's Day That's another special day

But today is our 150th episode Oh man, look at that Always make her clap Yeah, thank you, thank you. No, come on. It's too much. It's too much. Just make it clap.

No. Like, Sean, do something different instead of the radio claps. I was thinking about something. I don't, what was episode one? Hmm. I cannot remember episode one.

I don't remember it either. What do you guys talked about? It was with Edin, I believe. I know Edna had done the reply video. Did you do our first episode too? Or were you not available that day? Yes, no, I was there. Or do you not care?

No, my mom didn't die. that day. Thank you. Nice. All right. Damn it. All right. Moving on. Julian, are you on a date

tomorrow? No more jokes on, Edin. Right. Damn it. He just folded us into the workload, I think, at this point.

Oh, so this is episode one? Look at you guys. It was definitely at WTF. Okay. I just, I had no idea what episode one was. I mean,

I just could not remember what episode one. 150 episodes. I just had to, I was like, what was the first episode? And now that you pull this video up, I definitely remember. June 14th, 2021.

June 14th, 2021. Wow. Got it. And just looking at, I know WTF is in a way different space now and it looks incredible and they were just getting it started here. But those chairs were atrocious. Really? I thought you guys liked the chairs. I liked because I could go back and forth like this. Oh, you don't like the print. Oh, you don't like the print? One of them would have been fine. Two is very excessive. Damn. Look at them all with his knee out. I know, right? Summertime. That's summertime mall. Showing some skin. Chocolate. Chocolate, but. acting like a slut. Like a milk dudd.

Wow. That's racist, first of all. You went to City Island after that? I haven't, yo. That's definitely the fit, though. That's definitely not. City Island is one of those places that you kind of loved it as a kid. Like, it was like a treat going to City Island.

I still love it. Do you? Yes. You're vegan. No, but even if I'm not, I just don't, City Island is just not, I don't know. Where else do you get your henny colladas from? Or hose from. Hose and Hose and Hose.

That's what it is. I'm not looking for hose or. or who go grow up that's what Rory's right on left arm isn't sorry right arm yeah no tattoos look at you wow a different man bear man mannequin now I look like I'm just going through a midlife crisis

like I'm just this old guy getting tattoos that's exactly what you look like yeah it's like when the rapper finally gets a hit single and then a year later they're tatted head to toe there's a candle between you know this must this must be what this is like what shack must feel like watching like the stable center today because we're at small brothers no

No, because I'm not Eskimo brothers. You guys are asking, really? This is like the house that we built. For sure. Alex, Alex and Weezy did nothing. Yeah, no. Not at all. This is Alex and Weezy did absolutely nothing for W-2.

TF. I feel like there's also, speaking of tattoos, I don't have any of my right arm. I feel like someone else in the room that's not on camera maybe has added some tattoos as well. But I am on camera. Oh, yeah, I forgot. This is like his voyeur. I'm saying right here, you are not on camera. Oh, I'm sorry.

My bad. Oh, yeah. Here? Yeah. Oh, shit. That's just frozen. Available right now, please go check out our inked vlog where the whole crew we went to go get tattoos. Shout out to Seth. Shout out to the whole ink crew. Thank you all for having us. Thank you

for opening the doors and letting us run amok for the day. And yeah, and Basley, which we'll keep a secret because it's against health code. Great secret. Yeah. But how it went was, me and Edan agreed that I would pick the tattoo for him and he would pick a tattoo for me. We branded. We branded Edd. Yeah, we did. a money bag and an orange emoji on his fucking knee. Well, not even an emoji, a portrait, if you will. Yeah. How is it healing?

Is it good? Oh, yeah, totally good, actually. Yeah? Yeah, it looks good. How do you plan on telling family members, like, when they ask? I don't, I just don't wear short shorts anymore. Or it's just pants for the rest of your life. Yeah, I can wear who you day.

What would be worse? You showing your family, the tattoo or you coming out of the closet to your family? I was worried he was going to say that. Probably the tattoo. Yeah, no, same thing. Probably the tattoo. Both you're branded forever. And I mean, getting our logo tattooed on you is kind of like already saying, I'm coming out of the closet.

Yeah, exactly. I might as well. So it's a two for there. It's just killing you. Two burns of one emoji. But I'm glad that it is healing well. Thanks. How do you feel about it?

Do you like it? You love it? I'm not at my thighs. I don't really be looking at it like that. I often, y'all look at your thighs. When I take a shit. Yeah. Okay, yeah.

That is true. Oh, yeah. Every time I take a shit, I just think about y'all. That's it. even more. What about when you're getting like a blowy? Oh my God, I didn't think about that part. And she stops and asks, what is that up?

Yeah. If she's already that close, she's already fully in. She's not going to change anything. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's invested if she's already made a terrible decision going to bed with that. Yeah. Damn. Why put that on me?

Fuck. She's already made a terrible decision. Jesus. That's definitely a fact. She already, she's already like, look, actually the tattoo might brighten her day a little. Oh, that's a little bit. Oh, that's a nice tat. What happens when he's cucking and maybe in the middle of the cuck, the husband goes,

is that the new Rory Moll logo? How would you feel then? I'd be like, man. Look at us. I got to go. Look at our reach. We've got to get more chairs. You would raise your rate.

It's going to cost more now. Yeah, definitely. Julian, you got your tat as well. I still want you to get the scully red. That's just, I think that's super hard. I might come around to it. I still, I want to get another one. Next time you book a session,

I might go, because I want to get that other one that I wanted from them, the max from where the wild things are. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah. And, Rory, how is your tattoo healing?

Is it? It's going great. Yeah. Baisley looks amazing on my back. Oh, yeah, well, tell them what you got as a tattoo. It's just a cover to Marvin Gay. I'll pull up the album.

I really like the, I really like, I really like, want you to get the red scully. I think that that's super hard. Like, it'll make it pop. Yeah. Yeah, I might. It's from Let's Get It On.

So it's just a line version of this piece. But you're right. The red would make it. I think that would be fire. I'm not anti. I don't know. I'm coming around to color. See, the thing about me getting it is just I know myself.

And I can't, once I get one, I'm going to want to like fill it in. I'm going to want it. That's the point of it, though. But I don't want to. It's a continuing process. I don't, because I kind of, I'm not going to lie. I kind of love the fact that I don't have any tattoos because I feel like, It's very rare to find a guy that doesn't have any tattoo

Your virgin body You understand what I'm saying And I know once I start with one I'm gonna look at it for like a month And I'm like all right it's time to get some company Like I need some friends around this tattoo So I'm just I don't know if I have Enough thought about what I want

I want it to be like art I want it to be like something meaningful I don't want to just have space fillers and shit like that No oranges I don't want an tattooed loyalty on your bice Yeah no no I'm not doing Death before dishonor tattoos like just I know because I have so many friends that have tattoos

and just hearing them like look at random tattoos on their body throughout the day like I gotta get this covered up. Oh, I mean, I'm in that stage. Now, I already talked with one of the guys over at Incs because I got tattoos really young at like 15 which I would never suggest anyone to do because one, you're not going to get a good tattoo artist to do that when you're 15.

A 15 year old. Like it's just you're not, he's definitely fresh and he was fresh out of prison. Like it was a jail tat. damn near it and you're just your mind is going to change shit that you think is cool

is not gonna be fucking cool it's just not cool and then you're gonna run out of space like I hate this tattoo up here and it's so much space that could have put a doper tattoo there yeah what's up there now an awful rose

with my dead cousins naming it ha ha ha got you back I was definitely get ready to go when he said rose so you're going to the party too yeah I thought he was going to the rose party as well so no that's your way to get in

like hey I'm I'm with. I'm with. You just show up the sleeve? Damn it. What's the word? Whose name is that right there? Is that your,

no, it's just my dead cousin? Oh, man. That's really set the rose moves. Yeah, just made it dark. But yeah, if gun to your head, what would be your first tattoo? Like, if literally a gun was there and was like, let's tattoo now.

Rock Nation logo? Rock Laugh. No. The diamond. Probably something for my brother that passed away. Okay. I don't know what. I don't know if I want to do portrait.

I don't know if I want to do portrait. I don't know if I want to do. to do like. Faces are very interesting. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I would never get mad at that, but it's also like, once you get that aside, like I said, I have to get something else.

What I'm going around that now? Because I can't go from that and then put like the backdrop of New York City or something. Like I just, what do you do? If you got the backdrop of New York City. You understand. It's just nasty. Be baffled. The Bronx concourse?

What if you got like, the concourse? Like Madison Square Garden. What if I got the garden? Tattin the garden on you. It's like, yeah. It's like, what do you do? What do you do after that? Like, where do you go?

What if you got, like, Uptown made titled on your chest? Or the little house. Uptown made? Because, like, Uptown made you. Yeah. Made uptown? Or, like, established and then, like...

You do, like, that with, like, the area code. Or, like, made in New York City and, like, my date of birth. Yeah. Like, on the bottom of your foot. That'd be unique. And then it's just a line after that. Like, what are the unique tattoos? Like, what are the...

Like, I think what you got is unique. Thank you. Like, I think that's dope. Like, that line tattoo of Marvin Gay's album. And then, like, I think the red scully just completely sets it all. So you don't feel like Bays' face was unique. Or an orange no bag.

It's because it's a portrait. Yeah. It's a portrait of a banana. Well, it was Eddn's idea. I wasn't mad at the idea. I went a little further than he did. Yeah. Oh, did you?

Yeah, in terms of like... Did you? I think so. Comparing the two. Yeah. Roy did Ed and dirty. No, he did. Yeah, he did.

Yeah. No, don't say that because it was out of love. You were there in the video choosing. We wanted to laugh. We wanted to give you something that you can look at forever. Whether you come to hate us one day, you can just look at it like, I hate those. Yeah. That's what I have thought before.

I was like, damn, if some shit were having this would suck. But it really would. What's on my thought? Roy's first suggestion for Edna was a Mexican flag, so we really scaled it back. Yeah, they did talk me out of that one. No offense to my Mexican friends. I wanted you to get Nacho Libre on your own. That's even worse.

That's crazy. But like, yeah, Jack Black. Jack black on your thought. Like, natural libra. That's what I was, that's what I wanted to do. Did you see the tattoos, tattoo artist's face? I think Julian, you were there when I said the Mexican flag. And then I think you said, but he's not Mexican.

And the tattoo artist is like, what is wrong with you? Yeah, like, what's going on? There was a moment where Edith and I, no, it was Yomi and I were there. And I believe it was you and Edith had walked in. And he goes, oh, those two people that you said were coming just went upstairs. You can go grab them. And I was like, what they look like. like, and they were like, uh, I was like, was one white and one Mexican.

And they were like, uh, and I was like, you can say, yeah. So they were like, yeah, it was them. I was like, okay, cool. The funny thing about the best way to describe people is by race. Of course. But see, that's, but you can't, that's, that's a slippery slope because. Why? Rory can be, I'm not saying, do it to the police.

I'm just suggesting like in that scenario. But Rory can be Mexican. That's true. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you can be Mexican. Yeah. That's so rare, though. No, it's not.

of his breed of Mexican here That's not rare, bro But I wouldn't describe All right, say I looked like this And I was Mexican I wouldn't suggest Describing me as Mexican If I would say red hair

I specified I said white like ginger And they were like yeah They were like uncomfortable saying I was like you can say it's fine Yeah the white dude and the black dude Yeah If me and Rory are walking upstairs

You can say that It's pretty much the theme of the podcast But if you and Rory are walking upstairs I don't I'm baffled What if it's me and Julian What do you say? I would say I'm nervous

Have you ever seen the watch list at the TSA? Wow Oh say Harold and Kumar That's funny I was at when I was at the Knicks game the other day I ran into a friend of mine from college And he started listening to the podcast And he goes I really like

He's like one of your one of the guys is really funny And I was like well which one And he was like I don't I was like the white one or the black one And that like doing that helps describe Yeah no but like what was the answer Definitely the black one. What do you mean you people? What?

Black people? Black people are funny, man. That's so simple, right? What do you mean, you people? I'm talking about my black people. Just keep it that simple. It doesn't have to be weird. How do we transition into this?

Tattoo? Sean Kemp is black. Oh, there you go. Yeah. He's one of those people. How would you describe Sean Kemp? Shooter? No, he's a nigg.

I said shooter before. I just want to Rory St. nigga. He's a nigga. Check out our Patreon for that. That's a Patreon reference. I still can't believe that Patreon.com was a general rule.

He felt like he had to say that about getting a pencil. He described it. He broke it down for us. He's just a natural educator. I just can't. I just can't believe that. But back to this.

Go to Patreon. And watch. Go to Patreon.com. You'll see what we're laughing about. Sean Kemp was in the news. The news broke. I was completely confused. But it said, Sean Kemp was arrested for

a drive-by shooting. I said, all right. We were just in Seattle. Sean Kim was actually supposed to come to the show, but I think he got sick the day we got there. He has a dispensary in Seattle. So somebody that works at the dispensary was like, yeah, Sean was going to pull up, but he's actually sick.

And I was like, hopefully it's not COVID, you know, because anybody gets sick now, you go right to COVID. Could he use this as an alibi? Yeah. So he was arrested for a drive-by shooting. We didn't want to talk about it. was like, wait, we need more information because this just can't be real. And come to find out that Sean Kemp had actually, someone had broken into his car, stole some of his stuff.

They stole, I guess they stole his iPhone. And he was able to track his iPhone into Tacoma. And when he approached the vehicle where his iPhone was supposed to be in, the suspect in the vehicle shot at him first. Jesus. And Sean Kemp returned fire and shot at the vehicle. So I believe now charges that he won't be charged for anything. It's considered self-defense. It's wild that everyone in Seattle is just walking around with the blicky.

I mean, for times like that, you got to protect yourself. That's true. Somebody breaks into your car, steals your stuff. You're able to track it because you have a track on your phone. You follow the car. You pull up on the car and they shoot at you. It's like, my thing is, who the fucking Seattle is shooting at Sean Kent? Like, how do you, how does somebody in Seattle shoot at the Seattle legend?

Seattle Supersonic Legend, Sean Kemp. Because if you're from Seattle, you know him. You know Sean Kemp. There's also someone that's still stealing iPhone, so let's not put too much. Yeah, but it's like you can still. But if you, again, if you break, if you're a guy that's going around, I don't know what your situation in life is, you have to break in the cars and steal stuff, obviously you down bad. And you steal some stuff and come to find out it's Sean Kemp's belongings.

It's almost like, oh man, Sean, I didn't know that was your, you know what I mean? You give it back. You don't bust a shot at Sean Kemp. Like, what is that? You can't shoot at Sean Kemp in Seattle. That's a Seattle legend. He'll die for this iPhone in life. Yeah, that's just crazy.

I am glad to hear that he won't be charged with anything. Well, this case status will be, oh, no charges foul. Yeah, so Sean Kemp will not be charged with anything. Nobody was shot. I think shots were just fired. Nobody was hit. So, you know, hopefully this is something that's just like water under the bridge or water under the bridge.

Who do you draft first in your All-Star game? Jay Williams or Sean Kemp? Jay Williams, White Chocolate? No. Jay Williams? Oh, from the net to see. Very funny. My bad.

Well, condolences. That guy's a better, he's a better marksman. He finished the job. Jesus Christ. No, I'm just saying, if you want somebody that's going to, you know, shoot, make a shot, hit the target. I would go with Jay Williams. Basketball, of course.

Yeah, basketball. We're talking about on the court. Just basketball. Yeah. People should stop doing this, though, because I had to stop my home girl. In Atlanta, she got her iPhone stolen, and she could see, she had the address and, like, looked it up on Google Maps and saw the picture. That shit was in the fucking trap. I was like, do not go over there.

She's like, I need my phone. I said, it's gone. Yeah. You're going to put yourself in danger. Yeah, for phone. Yeah, but that's, but everybody, see, that's hard to do because your phone, like, if you're out right now and your phone dies, you literally feel a sense of, like, detachment. from everything. Like you feel completely naked, completely like off the grid.

You don't, like, you pay for a lot of things on your phone. You don't know where you're going sometimes without your phone. It's very weird because I remember a time where you, you know, the phones wasn't a thing. Like, you would move around. You had to meet up with somebody. You called them before you leave the house. Yo, meet me in the last cart on the train. Like, I'm going to be at the back of the train.

Hang up the phone. The 60s? This was the 40s. You were like a horse and buggy. A horse and buggies. Like, this is when that type of time. So, yeah, I remember those times. So now it's like if my phone dies, I'm just like, y'all need to go ask the bartender,

they can plug my phone in. You know how crazy that is? Like, you just, like, you feel like you can't do anything without the phone. So if somebody steals your phone, it's not just your phone. Yeah, there's a lot of private information on there. It's private information. You can wipe it, and at this point, most of your shit should be on your eye cloud. Take that out.

A 85-pound girl should not go to the fucking projects in Atlanta to get her phone back. No, she should call police and say to her phone is stolen. She's able to track it. Are we snitching now? She's a law-buying citizen. How do you know that? Yeah, how do you know? Oh, well, I don't know.

She don't know. You're right. She could be knee deep. She could be knee deep in the game. Maybe there's a deeper story to this phone being stolen. Maybe they're trying to get her flow, a clientele. Like, I don't know. Let me not put up business out there like that.

But yeah, if somebody steals your phone, I can understand if you're tracking it and you're able to see it, how you would, like, I'm going to get my phone. But by that time, like, the cops, let's say, specifically in Atlanta. Are they going to get around to that? Absolutely not. Like, who cares about an iPhone getting stolen other than the person who got stolen from?

Like, did you read the young thug testimony in the trial, right? No. They have a lot on their hands. Oh, yeah. Like, her phone is not that important. I remember a friend of mine lost her phone at,

one of them R&B parties at, what is the club? Stage 48. Stage 48. Yeah, I don't know what's going on. She lost her phone in the bathroom. I suck. She was so hurt because she had so many pictures and videos from vacations.

And that's what it is. It's those things. Especially if you don't have iCloud, you're losing all of those memories, those photos, videos. Memory. That's what people want. They want that. It's not so much the phone. It's what's in the phone.

But that's why iCloud is the greatest and worst thing that's ever happened. Why worse? I mean, there's... Because they're tracking everything. We saw what it did to Givion. Yeah, like allegedly, I'm talking about. about other people, of course, like never me or anyone in this room. It's really easy

to get caught with ICloud now. It's important, but it's... I don't like using I Club for photos. I just don't like when I open my MacBook and then all of a sudden it's also my iPhone. Like, stop it. Treacherous territory. That's a dangerous game to play. And like, then you turn it off and for some reason, FaceTime is still going on. I'm like,

I'm watching a Netflix show. I was calling you. I remember my... My laptop rings. stole it. My laptop ring when my phone rang one time and I was like, yeah, that's what I'm saying. I said, I thought I disabled FaceTime on my laptop. Like, what's going on? Like, these things are all connected. They have a mind of their own. It's like, no, we're going to ring to. You have to complete like power off your shit if you don't want it to ring. Have you ever been caught in that regard? I mean, I know we joke about the relationship thing, but even like in a

situation, which is the worst way you got caught. MacBooks have been the downfall of most men I know. Nah, I have, I never been caught like that. Never the phone. Men were good with the phone. It's the lap. We always figure. forget that the MacBook just takes everything. No, I never got, I never got caught up in that. Like, the most that ever happened to me was leaving my laptop open back when we used to use Twitter on our laptops. And like, my home voice just Twitter.

I'm talking about a girl catching you. Oh, no, no, no, no. I never had nothing like that. Never had nothing. Like, I know if it's a girl around it, I feel like it's going to, going to go through my stuff. Everything is completely powered off. Are you a video archiver of your performances?

Some of them, yeah. Like sing it? Yeah, some of them. A lot, most of them I delete, though. Like, if me and the girl are, like, not cool anymore, like, that's just weird. Like, I'll delete that shit. Yeah. Not even for, like, just peak, like, just, you know.

I don't lie. I personally. Like, if me and the girl are not speaking and, like, say she's, like, married and has kids now and that type of thing. That's just weird. Yeah, I'm kind of cool on that. Yeah, that's just weird. It's like, bro, that was eight years ago. I also don't think it's weird if someone keeps that, but I probably wouldn't if.

Yeah, I'll keep videos of, like, Girls, y'all don't speak to anymore? I don't know. I don't like the idea of it. It just doesn't feel as good. Yeah. It's something weird about that. Yeah.

If I do, it's all the way at the top of the videos that I just, I don't scroll that high up. No, I'm going to tell you what's really weird. This is like really weird. Oh, yeah. And this was like maybe six, seven months ago. I was like scrolling through like my videos. Yeah. And I found a video of a girl that years ago, I forgot that video was even in my phone.

because it was like transferred from like four iPhones ago. It was like an old, old video of a girl that I had sex with. That passed away. Damn. Yeah, that is kind of, that's creepy. That was, I mean, that was next level like, damn, bro. And I had no idea. I had to scroll like almost to the top of all of my videos.

Yeah. And what's trash is not only did Edin kill the joke in the beginning, then I killed a joke with my cousin. I was about to say, can we see the video and or can we we put it. No, I said she passed away, so. Fuck no. I deleted that video, bro. That was like, that was really, really, really. I did not know, like,

honestly God, I did not know I had that video on my phone. I don't know, yeah. And when I saw it, like, I, like, literally, I had the weirdest feeling in my stomach and I just deleted, like, oh, man, I did not know I still had that video. It's also a weird feeling. No, no, no, no, no. Okay. Honestly, God, I did not. Deleted it. As soon as I saw who it was, I was like, oh, no, like, and I deleted it. It's also weird people that you've slept with passing away. It's a really weird feeling. Oh, have you

guys had that? I mean, well, obviously, yeah, once. And it was weird. Yeah. She had a fucking weird. I don't know why it was odd.

It was very weird. It's extremely weird. She had, and then she had, I think she had, like, ovarian cancer. It was something like that. So it was, like, really, like.

Oh, there's so many jokes. God damn it. No, no, no, no. We're not doing that. Just the idea that there could be jokes out there is satisfying enough for me. Yeah. No.

But that was, like, a really weird thing. And that's why, like, if me and somebody doesn't speak and we have, like, That's why it's kind of gone. Yeah, it's kind of like, just to be that. Do you guys let girls have your passwords? If I had a girlfriend, she could have my password.

No. To your phone? Yeah. To your laptop? Yeah. To your email. No, come on. I don't know.

That's business. You'd be surprised, bro. People will be sure. No, no, no. I tell you, that's how you get that off. It's business. Yeah, that's business. Yeah.

You can't see my cash at history. It's business. Yeah, it's business. Yeah. Not the email. Email, no. But you want to have my social media? Go ahead, man.

The social media? bro if it's my girl's like oh go ahead man whatever's gonna because i'm not if you're if you're in a relationship now you should you should know by now not what's yeah you understand i'm saying you just know how to move like you're saying you're not stopping your actions you're not changing the content of your character you just know how to hide it better it's the character of the man no but you're just saying you're just hiding it's not the color of man you're too you're better at hiding No, it's not the color of the man. So you would, I'm saying it's the character of the man.

You would give her the code to the safe. To my, no. And then play cards face up. Yeah, yeah. She would have one phone, not the other. No, she could have, you could have the pass code to my phone. To my girlfriend? To both of them?

Both of them or just one? I only have one phone. So you can have the pass code to my phone. Do you advertise the one phone? Hey, whatever's going to make you, because this is what people need to understand about cheating. it's going to happen if you want it to, regardless, if your girl is manifesting it, right? I'm not manifesting it, but I'm just saying if you want to be, you know, if you want to creep and do other things, you're going to do it.

No matter if she has the code to your phone or not. That's true. You're going to do it. No, but here's the thing. That's the thing that meant. The dilemma is getting caught. No, but here's the thing. Sometimes when a girl asks for the code to your phone or your social media, she doesn't even really want it.

She just wants to know why you don't want her to happen. Like, why I can't have it? It's not even about her having it. It's like, but why are you so adamant about not giving it to me? Like, what are you hiding? She's then going to want to go through the phone. Yeah, so it's like, yo, take the, like, yeah, like, whatever. Like, I've made the mistake where it's so double standard in that regard.

I've said, I don't want the code to your phone. Like, I have no interest in going through your phone. So why the fuck would you want to go through mine? It's mine. I don't go through yours. That's fair. It's logical to me. That's never, like, that's never made sense to a woman.

But men can't handle that. I'm telling you. can't handle going through a woman's phone, bro. Yeah, I mean, I'd rather not. I'd rather not. Our ego and our pride, bro, I'm telling you. Like, we like to think that, yo, like, I'm secure. Bro, I'm telling you. I'm glad you admitted that because I'm one of those people that says I will never go through a woman's phone.

It's not because I'm cool. It's not because like that. I know I'm just terrified because of how fragile I am. Yeah, I don't want to see that. I don't need to see that. It's just like, all right, whatever you're doing is, if you're doing anything, eventually it comes out and you'll find out. And I'm secure, but I'm also emotional.

I don't know how I would take a certain LOL. Oh, buddy. Like, you know a LOL could hurt me. Yeah, yeah. Like, why do you laugh? The fuck is so funny. Well, so funny, yeah. A couple O's on that laugh my ass off.

Hey, what if you... Why are you talking about your ass? Why are you doing it two in the morning? What if you get to your girl's phone and she tells another dude, you look like trouble? Ew. Oh, I'm fighting. Then he beat shortly after. Yeah.

You'll see your girl tell another man he looks like trouble. I'd be sick And then if you say anything They hit you with the Oh he's just a friend Come on man That's the worst life all time We're not doing that

We're not doing that Don't tell me he's just a friend After he looks like trouble None of my friends look like trouble Never None of my friends They've never been trouble And then friends

They're just fucking trouble Yeah no no They're fucking trouble right That is very true While we're on the topic Of oversharing in data There's a report That came out

that house representatives are worried that 23 and me will lead to bio-weapons that will kill people specifically based on their DNA. Quickly before we go to that, how do you think that Spades game went with Jay with the cards up? Like, who would want to play Spades with all of cards all? You think Jay and Beyonce really play Spades with cards facing? Jay thought he got that bar off to all trust. No, it's just a shitty card game.

You wrote that one more? it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not the it's not the hand you dealt it's how you play it's not it's not the hand you dealt it's how you play it yeah i feel jackson said i'll send them my playbook i'll let him know what plays we're running because it's not the play it's how you did that for the nix absolutely oh god absolutely no he gave them his draft picks he gave them everything he gave the house Jesus Christ um pillow pillow talking with his girl lakers have everything how did how to feel never mind anyways 23 of me. So, Roy, this is something that should concern you because, well, you two, Eddins. Us. Because y'all spit in a cup for two days. All right. You don't have to say all that. And sent your DNA to a lab.

Now they're mutating. It's a bunch of Edens underground in a Nevada desert somewhere. I don't know, man. This did give me the results. And I think there's 3% in my results that's going to keep me protected from this. Oh, my. Ashkenazi. You have to say it.

Oh, okay. Just a group of people. People will very rapidly spin into a cup and send it to 23 and me. That would be me. Rory. And get really interesting data about their background. And guess what? It's not that interesting.

Their DNA is now owned by private company. But I knew that going in. You knew that going. Like this doesn't shock me very much as far as the- Did you know this part, Rory? It can be sold off with very intellectual property, with very little intellectual property protection or privacy protection. I was aware that that was going to happen.

And we don't have legal. and regulatory regimes that deal with that. Sure. I was aware of this and yes, still participated. What do you want to clone me? At this point, they have everything. That's why I didn't mind. Yeah, once they have your eye club,

because like Ancestry, when Ancestry first came out, I was one of those conspiracy people. Like, why would you, they're going to have everything now. They already have everything. They got it. The danger is who they sell this to. So say Russia or China gets a hold of your data. And they make things.

I'm on TikTok, so they have it. Yeah. They make things that specifically kill one for you. and one for you. It's like a heat-seeking missile? I'm just saying, what do you, I don't even think it would be

as physical and direct. I think it would be like taking, like now they know his allergens. Yeah. No, it is, it is interesting. Do you have allergies?

I don't know. Like I'm trying to think in our minds, well, you guys, what, what do you think would take them out? But you're like,

you're suggesting, like, if I had a nut allergy, China would figure out, like, how to put peanut butter on my forehead. Yeah.

That's kind of funny. They got it then. If you can figure that out, you go to get a tattoo session and it's just the needles is filled with peanut butter. If you're that dedicated to killing someone that's not that valuable to our country, go ahead and do it. Like, you got it, bro. Fine. Check me.

Just at least tell me if I'm 97% Irish or not. Like, it's, connect me with my fourth cousin in Orlando. That's my toast. That's right. This is, but this is interesting that they feel like they're going to use this to weaponize and probably try to attack certain people. of a certain DNA. This is interesting stuff. I just don't like the whole, you know, giving somebody your DNA things just for other reasons. Like a friend of mine, she told me she's, she's doing something where she's donating her, her eggs. Oh, interesting. To a, to a mother

who can't have, you know, she can't have children. So she wants to have, but it's interesting because you can, you can choose if you want to have some type of relationship with the person that your eggs are being donated. Yeah. You can choose if you want to or not. You can choose if you want to like ever meet the child. You can choose if the child is like sick or something, if you want to like know about it and things like that.

And my thing was, what do they do with the rest of your eggs? Or would they do the rest of your sperm? Yeah, like that's, to me, that's... Have you ever seen our father on Netflix? Yes. When he was just blowing loads and to everybody? Yeah. That was, that was...

Like 40 kids? It's just, it's a very... weird. It's a very weird. We don't think about enough just because we just live life and we have the things that we do. But when you think about things like that donating, a woman donating her eggs and a man donating his sperm, like, what do you think they, like, if you go to a sperm donor, sperm bank and you fill a cup with your sperm, just walk away and like, what do they do with the rest of that sperm? Like, they don't, they don't just throw that out. Like, I'd like to see the background checks of all the people that work at any type of sperm bank or egg free. Like, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's, who's. Who's behind here? Who's running this thing? Who's running this place? What are they doing with the eggs that they don't use? Where's their diploma?

What are they doing with the sperm that is still frozen? Like, what are they doing with this? Because if they just tell you like, oh, no, we still have your sperm. Yeah, but you took some of it and put it somewhere else as well. You didn't just leave all the minds in a cup and that's it. Nobody ever touched it. Same in it for later. Let it thaw out and give it back to me.

No, you can. That is yours. What would you want to do? How would you let it thaw out? Would you just leave it on the counter or would you put it in a bowl with warm water? Pop it in the microwave. Yeah, you could do it defrost. It's true.

No. No. No. The science behind it, it is great, like, for women that are infertile to be able to give birth. Like, in theory, that's all beautiful and lovely. But we are stepping into the world of, like, these... Mutation. Yeah, in cloning.

And now we're stepping into, like, the science is no longer for good. Let's use this shit for more evil practices. But I also feel like this is kind of a dumb idea because... We have like nukes. Yeah, bro. Just nuke us. And like we all caught COVID. Like we were all.

It's easy to do something that all of us could get. And you have a nuke. So I don't really know if trying to see if my peanut butter allergy would be a way to. Are you guys afraid of the next outbreak? What kind of outbreak? Who knows? We would never saw COVID coming. I mean.

Well, Trump saw it coming. I'll put it this way. Trump saw it coming? He said close the borders. And they called him racist. If there's going to be another, if there's going to be another one, just let it kill us all, please. No, no, no, no, no, no, no, let it kill Rory. Not all.

What, what do you mean? Well, you spit into the little thing, so you're on board with it. That break is not coming from 20. I'm not going through another fucking pandemic. If there's another wave coming, let it kill us all or don't send it. Speaking of pandemic, we're coming up on like the three-year anniversary, almost to the date, right? When did the pandemic start? It was March.

It was March. Can we pull up the exact date that the pandemic was announced? Basically like the 17th, 18th around there. Oh, so we're almost on the three years to the date. Yeah. Just thinking of back to the past March 11th, 2020. Tomorrow. Damn.

But then people didn't really like, it was a thing at March 11th. I think towards the end of the month was when shit went locked down. Like when bad, yeah. Like you don't leave your house. That was such a, yo, just thinking just three years ago, bro, the wild was so. The world was so. The world stopped. I mean, just looking out, when you walk around outside now and, like, you just realized three years ago what we would, yo, it was like, bro, people were scared to walk past each other.

Yeah. I'm talking about just right past each other. On my way into the Knicks game, I saw a homeless man shitting himself and pissing on the garden. And I was like, we're back. That's how you know we're restored. The pandemic is over. But the pandemic, when people are shitting on themselves and just pissing on the garden. I did a little like hop skip over his piss track.

It was great. I was like, this is the New York I want. New York. Just breathed it all in. Make sure my rent goes up, please. Oh, you don't need a mask no more. Mask, what? Mask, mask, mask.

I remember wearing masks during Uber's. That was the worst thing to me. During the Uber's, wearing a mask, getting up in a restaurant to go to the bathroom was the crazy. It's like also. Yeah. Like, just think it was so. But see, this is the thing about, like, as time goes by.

Because there were people even in that moment that said, yo, none of this makes fucking sense. And people were, I'm talking about treating those people like, Well, you looked like a terrorist if you said that. Yeah, like, it was like, oh my God, you don't care about my family. You want all our relatives to die. I just want to go to the bathroom. What are you talking about?

So irresponsible. What is me and Rory sitting here at this table eating with no mask on? And then when he was to walk to the bathroom, I want to, we have to put up. What is that dude? What is that saving? Super spreading. Yeah. Now it's just at the table.

Super spreading. And I'm talking about getting practically naked outside your front door. Are you trying to say Fauci misled us? Is that what you're trying to say more? Fucking Fauci. And have you ever message anyone? on 23 me? Oh, no, no, no.

So I haven't gotten any replies yet, but my favorite thing to do lately is say, hey, see where family, can I borrow some money? And no one has... I like that. Yeah, I get it. Like, literally to fourth cousins, I just go down the list copy paste. Yeah. Like, I'm waiting to see if maybe there'll be one person. That's like... Somebody that's

like a billionaire. Yeah. What do you need? I send a wire right over. The wire. I got you. I got you. I got you. I got you. We're family? Are you kidding me? Come on, man. You got to come to the palace one day. Yeah, I don't want to meet other family members. Oh, I don't either. I don't know why that. I just want to see if anyone will reply

to my money requests. You don't want to meet like family that lives in other parts of the world? No. It's like really blood family. But it's like awkward because like you don't know that. I'm not even big on on like the ones I know. You know big on the ones that's in Queens. My dad was just here high on shrooms being a menace. That sounds cool. I'm so I'm so mad I left early that day and you missed your dad, bro. He was so mad. He was staring at Demaris like we may have a HR problem. Oh my God. Because this was technically the workplace. Oh, God.

I mean, it is. He was looking at him. He wanted some chocolate. Well, he wanted some chocolate, yeah. Yeah, absolutely. What did you say about for his head? Big old black ass. Big old black ass.

Nigl. That was a word. N-g-gut. Was it on Patreon? Didn't we go through some of my family members and looked at their avies on who, like, looked pretty racist and judging by the county? That's South Carolina kid. Oh, my God.

There was a school nearby. Oh man, he's, yeah, he's definitely, he's definitely staked out. Yeah. He's definitely staked outside of a school for sure. Yeah, but you also have to think most of the crazy Republicans wouldn't do 23 me simply off like rumors like this. That's true. That is true.

Like, they definitely think George Soros runs 23 in me, and it's a way for the Clintons to kill us all and keep raping children. That's what 23 in me is for. Those Clintons. Jesus. Speaking of viruses, there's a zombie virus that's been nearly 50,000 years frozen in permafrost. And now because the Arctic is thawing out and the temperatures are rising, very similar to the show The Last of Us on HBO. There are now viruses that can come back into our, you know, ecosystem.

Cap. And harm us. Cap, like polar ice cap or just cap? You think it's cap? Just go torch that shit. Put some heat to the fucking virus and kill it. I think the zombie part is just the answer. That's your response.

Yeah. But they're saying it can come back. When was there the zombie disease before? Well, it's been frozen for almost 50,000 years. Also, these are the retro zombies. But how do they know it's a zombie disease? It hasn't thought out yet. It goes wrong.

I think you can still sample. I think you can breach the soil, sample it, identify what it is, but then know that it's still frozen and not a threat. But as temperature rises and the shits, the caps melt, this now becomes a more of a living. threat. This feels like the plot to Jurassic Park to some degree. I want all of the animals to come back.

Same. Dinosaurs would be cool. Yeah, I want all of the dinosaurs. What animals would you want? All but raptors. I want to, I want a T-Rex. Only because I just need to know what they sound. I feel like we've been loud. I feel like they sound nothing like we've been taught. I feel like they sound nothing like we've been taught. Yeah. That's why I want them to come back. And how would

they guess that? I mean, like, who was there? Probably the vocal. That they even roar. What if they actually spoke English? What have they squeaked? That's why I love that that new video that's going around where they were able to like reenact like a mummy's voice with the mummy sound like and he's like yo, suck my dick.

Y'all love that. Because it's like, how do you know? Like what if a T-Rex was attacking you with a London accent? Yeah. Less threatening I feel like. Like what if they sound like dogs? Or would they bark? Yeah.

Just like then I'm not really that scared of a T-Rex if it's just barking at me. Would you rather have the aliens like have come back or like not come back but like occur? have dinosaurs back. Or maybe we are coming back. Well, aliens, I feel like I just want them to come back so they could be like,

yo, why are you calling us aliens? I feel like that's going to be their beef. Like, why are you calling us that? What are we called? What are they? The dinosaurs are the aliens? I don't even think about that. And let me not talk about anything dinosaur related

because they destroyed me on TikTok. I think our only viral TikTok was when a gentleman explained to me how the dinosaurs were extinct. Big rock. Explosion. He violated. He bodied that.

Whoever that was, thank you. And do more of that with my dumb takes because it was, he said, big rock. That's kind of like prioritization. We had to explain prioritization. But Roy, what was your take? Why was it stupid? I was confused how asteroid could come and blow up and kill all the dinosaurs. But like it didn't make their bones evaporate too.

Like I feel like an asteroid would just take everything out. I get that. Like, rarely in huge explosions are there bones, let alone a full T-Rex that they can piece together in one spot? So what he's saying is it's kind of like 9-11. Like, they couldn't find the plane, but then they found passports. I'm saying... It was like, how. Okay.

Okay, yeah. I'm saying that jet fuel can't melt T-Rex bones is really what I'm trying to get at. So he's saying that the 9-11, it was able to melt the black box. They couldn't find it, but they were able to find the passports. Hey, man, why the box got to be black? It sounds like the asteroid was from the Middle East.

That's because we can't be stopped no matter how much heat you put to us. That's not why they need. And that could have just went to a whole... You know, I'm just going to... So, Willie Mammus or whatever the fuck they're called are coming back to? Yeah.

Retros. 10,000 years ago was the last time they walked Earth and there are predictions that in four years time, they could be back. In four years? In four years?

What's the spread in Vegas? on that. What's the fucking spread in Vegas? I want to bet the house on that not happening. Four years, the woolly mammoth is back, no way. Imagine being a freshman in high school and by your senior year. The woolly mammoths are walking around? They're grabbing DNA from other like animals.

And I think that crossbreeding them with the elephant. Some indie, I think some specific elephant in India and something else. And they are mutating it and bringing them back. I see why Bezos is trying to go to the moon. Yeah, man. I'm with him. Is there any regulations on doing this? Oh, is there?

I don't know. I feel like we should just leave certain shit alone. Like, if they're going. You don't want to see dinosaurs? I mean, I would want to see them if you kept them in like an observatory. Y'all don't want to see that. Like jail. You just want to keep in jail.

I don't want to see. I mean, that's an elephant with just more crescent-shaped tusks, I guess. Okay, but imagine that just walking down Fifth Avenue. That's not, I don't think it's going to be like. that. Well, the plan is to reintroduce them in Siberia, so we wouldn't see them in the Bronx. Well, if I saw that walking down Fifth Avenue, I'd be like, oh, I didn't know it was a Thanksgiving day parade. Oh, circus is in town. That's not the universal. They don't have that in their budget. But I'm saying, Julian, if they can

make these coming four years, yeah, migrating is maybe what, 15 years. They could make it from Siberia to the Bronx. It'd be in the zoo, but it wouldn't be out there. The Bronx Zoo. We don't I definitely would be in the Bronx too. We don't just have tigers out and shit. They're able to bring back the woolly mammoth in four years. But. But the Knicks aren't able to sign a big free agent. I don't get it.

I don't get it. How did the Knicks not get Katie? Signed a woolly mammoth. Yeah. The woolly mammoth was going to get signed. If the woolly mammoths come back before the Knicks won a championship, bro. That's nuts. Damn.

They said they're planning on putting the embryo in the womb of. of an African elephant and once it carries the term, they'll start breeding it on its own. So they're going to use the Africans once again to populate the world. Yep. That's right. And you know someone is going to kill one of these things and it's going to be on salt base Instagram of him cooking up the woolly man. I mean, how much with those?

Oh, I'm not going to lie. That's a good point though. Those tusks would go for a lot. Yeah. Crazy. But like also, what do you think the meat would taste like? Hey, yo. I think salt bacon makes some good woolly thigh

With some gold leap on it You know we had Willie's burgers This would be Wallie's burgers There's burghers See? You know you'd get a mammoth burger If he wasn't a vegan anymore Oh for sure Right you wouldn't try T-Rex?

T-Rex Nuggets maybe They're selling $10,000 steak right now I'll try anything you break it down to a nugget That's just me You break anything down to a nugget out What kind of sauce you got? Because it's all right What kind of sauce you?

Yeah, it's barbecue. Let me try that. Yeah, I'll try. Dinosaur barbecue. Yeah, see? Dinosaur barbecue. Look, Harlem is ahead of the game. I would try T-Rex Nuggets.

I would. How do you think beyond meat would do the woolly mammoth? Oh, my God. Beyond woolly. Throw some ethical hair on top of a ground-up. On a rapping? Make it seem like it's fresh from the woolly himself? If they make mammoth out of chickpeas, I'm going to be pissed.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Vegan woolly mammoths. Come soon. Vegan woolly burgers. That's fucking sick Is there any exotic meat You guys have tried before? Frog or?

Oh yeah, I had frog legs at Nathan's in Brooklyn, Coney Island. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, Nathan's has frog legs? In Brooklyn, Coney Island? Yeah, I didn't know that.

Hell yeah. I had no idea. I had no idea. I thought it was just hot dogs and fries. No. Is that like on the menu? No, it's like, it's on the menu. You go to Nathan's in Coney Island.

I don't know if they still have it, but yeah, that's the only, that's the only place. This was like, I was in high school, 9-08, 998, 9-9-8. Wow. Oh, Jesus. Luckily, the FDA or whoever does food looked into that one.

It might still be there. Pull it up. Pull up the menu from Coney Island. Nathan's and Coney Island. They should do that. They should do that contest with a- It's like chicken fingers. With chestnut.

They just shape weird because they're frogs. Oh, I guess they do have that. They do sell frog legs. It does look like chicken, though. Are the frogs from Brooklyn, though? Are they, like, home-grown? I don't know where. I don't know where they get a frog.

Are they from Jamaica Bay? Probably. But yeah, they have their frog legs on the menu and Coney and Nathan's and. Yeah. Yeah, look at that. No? Probably.

This doesn't look bad. I would try that. They look awful. Bro, it's chicken fingers. Really? I had a chicken fingers. I had an alligator. Same.

Tasted just like a chicken nugget. Yeah. I went to one of those alligator things in the Everglades and they had free samples. Nice. I was like, you're not even going to charge for the animal we're about to see. You're just giving me its flesh for free. What was an odd concept to look at one while eating one? I don't like duck.

Duck is too. I've had rattlesnake. Of course you have rattlesnake? Yeah, they skewer it. It's actually. pretty good. I had in Arizona. Wow.

Yeah. People eat rat out and all saying you eat squirrel. It's actually, it's pretty good. Squirrel? Yeah, people in the Midwest here eat squirrel, bro.

Squirrel? Yeah. Did you know three years ago? Well, I guess you eating frog is kind of the same. Three years ago today, someone ate a bat. And shit went crazy.

It went nuts. The world on its ear. The bat leak? Yeah, the bat leak. I had a bad bat that day. Oh, my God. In Africa, there were some weird animals that we had.

This one called a kudu. A what? I'll show you. Sounds racist if I... It's a really pretty... It's like a really fancy looking deer. Okay. So it's from the deer family.

And it's a, yeah, it's a popular, it's not like a delicacy. It's a pretty popular meat that they have, but it was delicious. Hmm. Interesting. Would I try that? No.

Yeah, you would. It's good. No. I probably would. Yeah. I don't know, man. Just seeing... I don't know.

You know, like Ecuadorians eat, like guinea pigs. I've seen the lady was just... Nike said. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know if y'all knew that. What? I didn't know where to take it from there, you know.

I saw a lady was just arrested for killing her daughter's gerbil and cutting it up and eating it. But why would you do that to your daughter, bro? Yeah. That's like just fucked up. Like morally, that's just fucked up. You're questioning the woman that killed the gerbil and ate it. I mean, I'm not surprised. People eat weird shit.

Like her daughter is where she draws the line? Yeah. I would hope so. Like, Jesus, are you that hungry? I don't. I'm ready to liver. No seasoning either She was a drug addict

Oh there you go Is the drug addict Caught up and ate a hamster Jail she got jailed for it She got sent to a year in jail Speaking of drug addicts and pandemics We don't talk enough about Hunter Biden

That as well And where's his laptop And his iPhone 11 It has the emails on there Right Just put two and two together Laptop email Yeah

We are not happy enough That the bath salt Pandemic and addiction lasted as short as it did. Like, imagine if basaltz hit the weight cracked did, and it was like two decades. Because they were eating people. Faces.

Yeah. That was the real delicacy. But what was bat? Was it crystal meth? I don't know what the active ingredient was in it, but I think it's similar to that. I feel like that's, I mean, you could give all of these drugs different names, call it basso.

It's fucking crystal meth. Synthetic, in a word, I won't even try to pronounce. Try it, try it. Synthetic cathanones. Like Catholics. Come on, you should. And you caught the Holy Spirit after you've been possessed. There you go.

It's one of Rory's cousins. Yeah. Power of Christ is not compelling him. God, he looks crazy. Former bath salt addicts. It felt so evil. Me after so many. But I don't get how.

Take some accountability, man. You smoke bath salts. You are evil. She said I just felt all kinds of crazy. It felt so evil. It felt like the darkest, evilest thing imaginable. Yeah, that sounds like crystal meth.

He said he was possessed by Jason Borges. Is that the character from Friday the 13th? Oh, so that's wild. Yeah. I mean, maybe this is insensitive to drug addicts, but I do need to understand how some people are just like, you know what? Bath salts today.

Catching the next high. But to go there next, yeah, it's a weird step. Just do heroin. I mean, I get Coke, and then you, move on. I get with the fentanyl shit now. People are going to heroin because it's cheaper than the fentanyl. This, like, at what point do you go? Bath salts. That's next. Like, I feel like that's just

crystal meth and somebody did not to cook it correctly. It's like spice. Remember spice? Yeah, of course I remember spice. That was crazy. I smoked spice. You smoked spice? I did once, yeah. Wow. You smoked spice? I don't know what it is. K2. I don't know what it is. K2. Well, we thought it was synthetic weed at the time. I mean, that's what they still label is. I felt really fucking weird. I didn't like freak out or anything. Yeah. But, um, yeah,

in New Brunswick, New Jersey, which would be the place you would smoke K2. Yeah, then look at the packaging and shit. And the people are worried

about packaging now for Bud, but it's like, look at this shit. And this is why college degrees don't mean much to me. I was a college student. And I thought, Spice.

I'm not that smart, bro. A degree does not make you an intelligent person. I just don't know why. That was a horrible logic, but okay. Oh my God, Salvia. Salvia was a shit,

too. I could see an uneducated person thinking spice would be okay. Salvia was a hilarious era. Salvia was a trend. I remember that. Remember the early YouTube channel? One of the first YouTube channels was a guy that would smoke salvia.

He would, he did gardening on salvia. Gardening on salvia? He would take a hit of salvia. Julian got really offended that I said a college degree doesn't make you smart. No, just that's a terrible example. You're defending. No, no, I get it. You love your degree.

I understand. Todd America. Look, he smokes it. I would do Salvia now. And then watch this. He goes, he goes to plant the stuff. He goes. That looks lit.

He's just like, he's just aimlessly like just moving on. Just drop the joint. And Mark's crazy up. And he's done. And he just dropped. And then it just says, one more, more Salvia. Yeah.

Salvia was the first challenge. Title text here. He didn't even finish it. It's true. Salvia was Salvia the first online challenge? Oh, God. I don't know. Imagine, what was the first online challenge?

I might have been this. This was when I was in high school. Yeah. I had a friend that did it and said he felt like he got sucked into a mirror and I was like, I'm good. That's nuts. But then I matured and did Spice. Yeah. I mean, that's what's supposed to have.

It's college. Yeah. Yeah. And then I remember what? Didn't Spice kill like a big athlete in one of the colleges and his dad like gave it to the team? What? That happened like shortly. Maybe a week after I had smoked it.

And I, everyone was like, guys, this was the stuff we just smoked. Wow, that's fucking nuts. That's one thing I'm so glad, like, I never really got into was, like, drugs. I never, I mean, outside of shrooms, I never really did either. Like, I'm not even a big weed smoker. Yeah, like, I never liked weed. Just weed and that shit. And I was getting tested for track.

Like, I could, like, if weed came up, I couldn't smoke. But, you know, as Julian knows when you're a college student you know everything so I was like this won't show up on the test results and then Michael Phelps he changed all of that I listened to my friend brother

bro it's synthetic like it's not going to show up like how does the fuck do you know? Right it's synthetic you're a communications major shut up you just pronounce it all the drugs I preferred were out of your system in like 72 hours so all right Julian I don't know if you guys saw Nick Cannon

and Kevin Hart put out the trailer for their new sketch comedy game show thing which looks funny. It looks like another version of punked to some degree. Punked? Love punked. MTV Punked. Ashden Cushar.

Yes. To me, that's a legendary show. Yeah, I love that. Legendary show. That was like, that was kind of like a rollout. People would kind of set that up like PR teams and managers were set, set up an episode of punk for celebrities, artists. If they had like a movie coming out, album coming out or whatever. Classic show, Ashton Coucher and Jason wasn't in Goldberg.

I'm not sure. Was it like the director or something? They created Jason Goldberg. Yeah. Oh yeah. I think he's created everything. Well, him and acting created punk for sure. But no.

The original name for this program was called harassment. Oh, they should have went with that. Oh, you got to keep it harassment. Now we got to do harassment. See? Sexual harassment. Yeah. No, no, no.

Presented by the Weinstein Company. Presented by you. Presented by the wine steams. Harvey presents sexual harassment. Yeah. Trojan is a sponsor. How do we think, he wasn't wearing a condom?

How do we think this is going to go in this day and age? We know way too much about celebrities. So how sick is Kevin Nick going to go with people's personal lives? Like, we know how to punk for real now. Yeah. And it's different when it's coming from like, is, is, well, well, you can't use Kevin, Kevin Hart, because people are going to know, obviously, it's a prank.

Ah. And he has so many celebrity friends that, like, yeah. And, like, you know how people just talk within the film community. Yeah. I'm sure there's word around that Kevin Hart's doing a punk show. But I'm not hanging out with him. I like, I like this because Kev and Nick have been kind of, like, pranking punking each other for years. I think Kev sent a goat to Nick Cannon's house.

What? Or was it. Nick Cannon sent a goat to Kevin's house. Something like that, yeah. It was something like that. Like, they've been doing things like this for years. to each other. So it's dope to see that they're like, yo, let's turn it into an actual show where we do this to some of our celebrity friends. I have an idea. What if they send and go to like a Southern rap collective and Handa Mariko?

See. That's a great episode. That's how the season ends. And it's real. And they go to jail. Yeah, that's how the, that's how the series completely just runs through the trial. You see through the trial. You go through the whole process. And then to the end, Kevin Hart is like in the jurors box like you got her ass what was that

what was that noise you made terrible oppression and then there's just a video of them on the jail phone like Kev come out this isn't funny anymore no man you can't do no shit like that not a Rico that's that's hilarious but it would be funny for like

me to like kind of like prank or punk like Rory how would you do it you send a go to him the easiest way to just turn Rory completely redder than he is. I know. That's tough. It would send Baisley to a dog groomer. Yeah.

Oh. Rory goes to pick up Baisley. It's a completely different dog they come out with. Yeah. And they're like, no, this is the dog you dropped. But let it be like a pit bull, though. Like, it's a completely different breed. Someone else came to pick her up.

Yeah, exactly. And I'm also conspiracy theorist, so I'll think it's a simulation. Exactly. Maybe this really isn't Basel. Right. Exactly. That's how. Rory will completely go crazy. This is not the fucking dog.

Are you serious? You know Rory going to pick up his phone and start showing videos of Baisley? This is the dog. Look at my shoulder. This is the dog. His background. He just takes her shirt off. She's right here on my left shoulder.

And you didn't even know? But then it's the other face. It's like that movie where that woman loses her kid on the plane. and then they tell her she never had a kid. Oh, home alone. No, that's much. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that one, yeah.

Home alone, which one? All three of them she lost. I would figure out with a nutritionist how to put real cheese in mall's juices. Wow. Taking it past the show. Yeah, like, why you want to do something that's going to physically like, fuck me up?

You're physically you're kidnapping my dog. Blood pressure. I have her tattooed on me. Basie's in the back, where we just bring it out a pit bull and say, no, this is the dog and drop. I know, and there's a bathroom right there. He wants to give me real dairy product. The way it would have to work for Molly.

I just want to give you the runs. He would eat something and then the server would be like, oh, which one did you eat? And he'd be like this one. The one you ate. She goes, oh, no, that's the one that had the real. He would still eat the vegan version. We wouldn't actually make him eat dairy raw. No, he wants to really.

No, he wants to go all the way with this character. Brian Michael got your bathroom. Yeah, exactly. For sure. We would put a GoPro in the bathroom to watch. But then send me in the bathroom and like there's no water in the bowl. Like shut the water. Or,

shut the toilet. No, no, we take the toilet out and lock it from the outside. And now you're just in a room with the runs and nowhere to go. We clog the toilet and Ma can't flush her wife. It's called Rory Presents the Runs. You shit? Now, we call it, you shitting me? Wait, okay, should we do edits?

Oh, the most dangerous man in the tri-state. What's the next prank going to be? Oh, Eddins will be completely. I already know. He's kicking his door down. Oh, we got to get it. We got to get the Little League baseball jackets with ice on the back of it and just knock on Edin's door. My Little League Baseball.

Unhinges his door. Whole swat team runs in. Oh, my job. Just go and confiscate all of his equipment. Oh, I'd be sick. Something with the cameras. No, we got to think of a good one to prank Edin with. Yeah.

It has to be something. We did. We did. You guys a tattooed are fucking local on it. That was the first episode. Yeah, that was just the introduction. That's nothing. We got to do something that you really would like

What if like we just rearrange Eddons whole apartment when he like walks in And he's just looking like he thinks he walked into the wrong crib I wouldn't want to go I don't want to see where he lives Wow What's that's like room raiders? We should do room raiders

Oh my God room raiders You won't let us at your house so I Yeah no So we can't do room Up to my Eddins room Not to my Eddins room Now how much seaman that would be in Julian's room Oh should we do a black light in

Julian's crib We have to let's blacklight your crib That'd be a lot of simple. Let's get one now before you can watch. I have a black light though. It's very. I have a black light. But if Rory walks around with a black light, it just walks in your crib, like, yeah, so who's been sitting here?

He's like, sick. My apartment's very clean. The only way to prank Julian would be like to have the girl he's dating tell him she's half black or something. I mean, she'd really be white. Don't get me wrong. He'd be like, what? Are you kidding me? What are you talking about?

No, we would have to like... It's not what your riot profile said. It's your impression of me. Yeah. We have to do something like take his stove out of his apartment so he can't like... Cook? Broil any salmon. Like, just completely take the stove out.

Oh, no, take his $400 backgammon. Oh. That's just, that's not even a prank. This is a dick. Or put him on... Fuck you. Funny to me? Take your backgammon board and replace it with a chess board. I have a chess.

It doubles as a chessboard. Oh, of course. Or force him... Force him to go on a butt. to Tampa with Benner. Oh my God. That's like 27 hours. Oh, my gosh.

I don't want that. Holy shit. I wouldn't do it at the board. Yeah, that's too far. Yeah, that's true. You having the runs was fine. Yeah, yeah. I wouldn't want to do that.

You would rather date a black woman than do that. I have dated black women. You guys are such an asshole. If you say. Tampa's not too bad. I'll bring my headphones. Benner won't talk to me. Tampa's not.

On a bus. A bus to Tampa from me. By the way, that's how Julian feels. I don't. feel that way. Yeah. Proven. Yeah.

It's proven. It was some really great shows in the early 2000s that we should like. Remember next? That's the greatest. God, that was a great show. Yeah. Could you imagine doing that now with how everyone's supposed to be so body positive? Oh, my God.

Next. Welcoming. You imagine it being a girl that's outside of a bus that you know you're there to date. As soon as you step off the bus, she just yells next. Next. Like, who thought it? Who created next? That is one of the greatest jock.

Jockwe Pittman legend. So there was a fucking Jaquie Pittman, wherever you are Jacqui Pitt and Colissa Miller Howard Schultz who are fucking legends We fucking legends

A few weeks ago A clip went viral from next of this fat redhead getting off the bus And she says next right away And he goes Kiss my red ass I swear it was viral on Instagram

How did that show only last three years That's such a great show I mean I can see it That is such a great show bro Oh man I loved Next. Next was fun. Next was a, that's a legendary show. Yeah.

That is a legend. Room Raiders was cool too, but I kind of feel like they started, oh, somebody told me that. Pimp My Ride was completely fake. Yeah. Yeah. And as soon as like they cut, they would take all of that shit out of those cars. They would take like the most like, oh, so they just send him home with the same shitty car they came in. Probably like, but like the fish tanks, the, oh, the crazy stuff.

I think that's illegal. Like the two PS2s are not going to say. Yeah, like they took that completely out. I was like, wait, why would they go through all that just to have it fake? Television. And I guess it was because it was an actual body shop that did fix cars and things like that. So it was just a whole promo for that. Yeah.

Listen, I will say Nick Cannon and Kevin Hart do have some work on their hands. Like, you remember the Kanye punked episode when they tried to steal his film on the Jesus' Walks? Oh, God. Snatched it and got in a van. Classic episode. Matter of fact, we had Al Branch. We didn't have him on the pod. We did like a live pod in Atlanta.

Shout out to Al Branch. With him. we forgot to ask out what it was like to fall face first out of a moving van in the desert. That was a classic episode. But it's funny when you look back at it, that's what you expect Kanye to act like in that situation. Yeah. Like he was acting exactly how you would think Kanye would act. The premise was they were shooting Jesus walks.

He didn't have the permits to shoot. So the. LA Film Commission or whatever. Some fake. Take the film. And then he was like, you can't be on these grounds. and Kanye started dancing in the trailer. Like, how would you not see that this guy would think Hitler's a good person right after this?

Yeah. Like, from this to this, it's-like, the signs are right there. They connected the dots. Yeah, the signs are right there. It's actually air or did the footage leak? I didn't even know there was a drink one. I think it aired. I think it aired.

And they took it down. Something, it was a controversy because Drake cried in it. Oh, shit. The one when they were in a parking lot and it was an earthquake. Yeah. Which, I mean, I wouldn't even be mad at Drake. I might cry her in an earthquake. Quaking in a parking garage.

Aspen went on a late-night show and said they had to cut a scene where whoever Drake is sitting next to when the stuff really started shaking violently, he like jumped up in his homie's lap and was in fetal position. They said they cut that shot out. Drake jumped in. Who was that next to him? Probably Chubs. I don't know.

I can't really see. What, uh, the chubs. In the event that like a category four, I don't even know how they do earthquakes anymore. Yeah. happens. Could I jump into your lap? No. Okay.

You wouldn't hold me? Can I jump into your lap regardless of the earthquake? No earthquake at all can end jump in your lap. Yeah. I don't care if the woolly man with the walking out. Don't jump in my lap, edit. And didn't they set this up like Drake was supposed to meet the president? What?

That's it? I don't know what the problem is. I'm pretty sure. See, it was like Secret Service and he was like meeting. No, I think he was meeting Biden when he was vice president. Stop. Stop. That's hilarious. I'm pretty sure.

It was something in those regards. Look at them. I don't know. Get me out of here. He looked mad concerned. This is, yo, punk was like these type of episodes. Oh, she's pregnant.

Oh, that's right. Look at this. Well, he just cares about what she's like, this was what inspired the CLB cover. Right. You didn't do the science of connecting them all back. This is definitely when inspired the CLB cover. Because he thought it would shake the industry.

Because he was awake. Do you feel like CLB shook the industry? And then she's about to. drop her baby he's about to drop the album he's a lesbian too yeah yeah I get it he's a lesbian too this was I think this did he had it yeah

they tased her yeah they tased them wait why are they tasing a pregnant woman he's trying to tell her to calm down have you ever try to ask a woman to calm down you have to tase it also pregnant and an earthquake taste that's the only way

Absolutely. Quick fix. Quick fix. Jesus. I wonder if anyone was concerned about Joe Biden's aware of us during this. Did Drake ask afterwards? Is Biden okay? You probably asked him.

Biden okay. Joe Biden probably asked Biden himself. This was a classic. I think this did air, though. This did. Yeah, it's just some of it was edited out. This is the cut version, you know. I remember Tyler's reaction was pretty funny.

Oh, yeah. The truck blew up. Because he was like trying to look concerned, but he was kind of laughing. Like, that's crazy. Because that's kind of amazing. If someone were to just be blown up in a taco truck. And I think the Iverson one was pretty funny. If I remember correctly, they were letting everyone in the club.

But Iverson. And it was his party. And, like, he was his party. No, Iverson was actually like a good sport. And he's like, no, if the girls go in, like, I understand, it's cool. And then like just some random dude. And Iverson was like, all right, so you was going to let some random dude in. I think the dude said something slick to AI, like, who are you?

It was like some one of those type of things. And he was like, what? I do remember that one. It was another NBA player. It might have been Kwame Brown. Walked in and Iverson and it was like, I was like, Kwame Brown.

It was a random. No way. It was, well, he would have, it was like the number one pick at that time. He was popular. It was,

it was definitely another NBA player that was random. That walked in and was like, oh yeah, I'll let you in, Iverson, and I just kept going. Look at that. It's like,

it's like, it's like, it's like, all in Charlotte. Exactly. Oh, my God. That was a great night. it was fun.

Oh, my fault. I got Kwamey Brown and Jermaine O'Neill confused. Big difference. Easy mistakes for anyone. Yeah. That's also racist. I got it too black guys.

Told him shut up and dribble. Yeah. That's exactly what I was saying, actually. Shut up and dribble was just hilarious. What if, like, for Nick Cannon, like, they seize all his assets for unpaid child support, but it's not punked, they're just going to film it. And he thinks it's, like the real.

He thinks it's punked. I like Arbor. version of punk's more where we actually do the thing It's not punk, no, this is happening. This is life. Life is this way now. Punk is somebody with a Rico, you know how sick that is? That's fucking nuts.

I love it. Of course you love it. It came out that, well, it didn't come out. Deborah Lee, the CEO, president, whatever her title was at BT, she wrote a book. And in her book, she... Was it a tell-all?

I don't guess she can call it a tell-all, But she basically alleges that she had an affair with the founder of BET Bob Johnson. So people are talking about it. She said, I wanted to tell the story because power dynamics are so important in a relationship, especially if you're having a relationship with someone you work for. We all know the potential pitfalls. I worked for Bob Johnson for 10 years before we had a personal romantic relationship. He was a mentor and he pushed me and he was responsible for a lot of my success.

So she's saying that, you know, this is the guy that she worked for. She's encouraging people fucking in the workplace I was gonna say it sounds like she's kind of like co-signing it Yeah she doesn't sound like she's mad She doesn't sound like she regrets it She doesn't sound like You know She doesn't sound like she's trying to bash

Bob Johnson But she's just telling You know part of her journey And her story about having a relationship I believe she was married And Bob Johnson was married at the time So they were both having an affair I was just about to say like did

What's Bob Johnson's status right here? Did she just like snitch? Yeah, kind of. Well, she says it was like, well, if you want to break up with me, then you can leave tomorrow. And that was 20 years into her career at BET. So I would have lost everything. Jesus. She said that it would be hard for her to get a new job without Johnson's recommendation.

USA Today has reached out to representatives for Bob Johnson. Wait, I'm confused. She was saying if you want to break up with me to Bob Johnson? Yes. Got you. Oh, yeah, that'd be a weird situation. Can you break up with someone that you're having a affair with? Absolutely.

Yeah. So you're in two relationships. Yeah. Nice. Okay. Well, she said it was like. It was like it. Yeah.

Like if you want to stop doing this, then you can. But she said she was embarrassed to talk to her family about it. It was a dark time, but she went to therapy. And then when Bob Johns left the company, she became the CEO. And she was the CEO for 13 years without him being there. and she was still able to live her dream without any form of harassment. So it doesn't sound like it was a messy thing. She had a great relationship with this guy.

It sounds like it was, you know, it was as professional as it can be and they just, you know, ended up in a relationship with each other. But she doesn't sound like she, she says it doesn't sound like he was harassment. It doesn't sound like it wasn't consensual. You know, she says. Well, no, no, she said at the bottom here. At times it felt consensual because we were out in public. but after me too and times up I sort of re-evaluated the whole thing and said was this really my choice

and that's see that's what things get a little yeah because now it's a movement happening and then you start saying was I in that situation well did that happen to me I mean you know it's too consenting adults how I always feel I understand harassment is real but um you in a relationship doing and that's our relationship for 13 years with this person I mean And she also became the CEO, not to say like that's the tradeoff, but like it, she was career-wise excelling was in a relationship with her husband. This is messier than we're making it out to be. Yeah. This is kind of fucking messy.

Yeah, I mean. This is nuts. It is. But, you know, this is something that happens. It happens in the workplace a lot. And we talk about it a lot. You spend a lot of time at work with people so much. You spend more time at work with your, you know, people you work with, then you spend time with your actual family, husband.

wives. So you can see how somebody can start to really, you know, get to know somebody from being around them for 10, 11 hours a day. And a relationship, it doesn't have to be sexual, but a relationship is bound to form and happen if you're seeing someone every day for hours and hours and hours. And then, you know, if you're attracted to them and two consenting adults, or physical things start to happen, start to get sexually attracted to somebody, a somebody like Bob Johnson being who he is.

You know, is attractive to women. He's a businessman. He runs one of the biggest black media companies. You know. Is there any laws with tell all books? And I don't even want to make it specific to this. And I'm also not saying people shouldn't tell their stories.

Right. Like, you can put anything in a book. You can. That's kind of nuts. You can. What if there was an NDA? Would she be allowed to say this stuff? I'm sure there's an NDA with the company,

but probably not. Unless Bob Johnson had a specific one just for their relationship. That's what I was said. But I'm saying I don't think she could talk about certain stuff at BET in particular to the company. But yeah, this is her personal life. Just so happened they were co-workers. Oh, she alleges that the relationship eventually became something that Johnson held over her. And they both were married.

Oh, yeah. Well, this changed. When they had the affair. But you're both cheating. Yeah. So she can hold that over his head as well. mildly. Maybe become CEO.

Still the power dynamic. She said she saw it wasn't a long-term relationship and my job and my career were held over my head. Yeah. Just don't fuck people in the workplace. Just stay far away from it. It's a mad other people. I get it.

What's worse? Sleeping with somebody that you work with or sleeping with somebody that lives where you live in your building on your street? I think work with. How long is my lease? Oh. How many months left? Yeah.

Well, you can break your lease. It's expensive to do that. I mean, you can also switch, change your job. You know what I mean? It's tough for to probably find a job that you like, but. I slept with one coworker one time, and it was the worst decision I remained. Why would happen? What was what I was?

I was a bartender. I was DJing at a spot and she was a bartender. Stumbled in? No, another spot, funny enough. And I remember that every time. So she would get off at 8 o'clock. I'd still be, I'd just get. on DJ and she would stay at my booth till the end of the night.

To charge her phone, right? No, yeah. You got to charge you. Yeah, totally. You can charge her phone. Yeah. So how long was your set? Like two, three hours?

My set at that time would be like four to six hours. She would stay six hours after she worked? Yep. Ed was blowing that back out. Wow. Yeah. You must be strong like bull. Thank you.

Like Willie Mama fell low setting. Like Willie Mamma. You strong like Willie. How did it start, though? Like, when did you start to realize, all right, she might. be flirting more than just co-workers flirting. I love the mix last night. Yeah, we would just talk more.

We would have like intellectual conversations. No, she was a DJ as well? No, she was a bartender. Oh, yeah. A classic love story. DJ and bartender. It always goes as well, right? I've seen this movie. All the time.

And then. Is it dirty dancing? What's the name of? But yes, it just got, it got worse and worse and worse. It got worse and worse this time. How long did the affair last? The affair. Like a month or two.

Oh, that's not that long. Did you stay? Like after it ended, did you stay DJing there? Did she continue to work there? And she was working there for a while and then eventually, like, it just got kind of quiet. And bartenders gossip amongst each other. Oh. So when did the rest of the day?

Like, why does Edden always have a shot waiting for him when he arrives? Well, she was, they knew because she was waiting by my booth the whole time. And you guys would fuck at work. No. Oh. No. No. I like it.

She'd blow you in the booth. No. Yeah, definitely. No. How'd they find out? Well. No. No.

So wait, no, a lot. So, yeah, so why did they, so why did, so like, what, how did it turn bad just because y'all were working together? She eventually got very needy. And I was, and I was a single man. And I was a single man at that time, right? So when I had other women come and she was there by the booth. Had them come.

Yeah, yeah. That did not look good for me. What did you say? Like, this is my home girl or? Classic cock block. And then to the home girl, this is my coworker? Oh, my God. Well, yeah, I definitely was like, oh, this is my co-worker.

Oh, no. You can't put that title. No, so you can't, you got to say my friend. And then she would drink. So, like, on top of that, it would just get progressively worse. As hours went by, as months went by. And, yeah. You had to stop.

I had to stop. So what was work like after she was Dominican? No, she was white. Woo! My one and only white woman I've ever been. All right. Kill him. Yeah.

Kill him. Yeah. That was your first. first mistake. Why you sleep with a white bar attendant? That was my fault. Hey, oh.

She served Fireball. Yeah. So she got me, you know? She rang the bell and the tip. Oh my gosh. Yo, let's finish this

conversation. Let's finish this on Patreon. There you go. Let's do that. I'm with that. Because I do want to know what it was like the next day at work

after broke off. And we can talk about that on page. I got a couple stories I can share over there too. Just not. Again? Not here? Definitely not here.

Fine. All right. All right. All right. Well. And then Ball can tell us about all the podcasters he's slept with. Oh, hell, yeah. I want to know that.

Well, everybody has a podcast now. You know that. All right. So it's like, that's asking, like, everyone has a podcast. Right, right, right, right. Who doesn't have a mic and a camera? Yeah. You know what I mean?

Oh, okay. It is what it is. But you got planning for the rest of the week, man. Well, this week is St. Patrick's Day. So I'll be preparing for that. A lot of cabbage of proper lot. Y'all eat cabbage like that? Pretty racist.

My bad. Roy, do your Irish accent. Yeah, I'm cool, bro. Come on, do it. Come on, man. It's once a... On Patreon. On our Patreon, St. Patrick's Day episode.

Oh, Lily, Lee, Lee. I didn't say that. Look, I said it. I know I started it. I started it, but I stopped. Get your Guinness. It is St. Patrick's Day this week. So, St. Patch, happy St. Patches Day to all of the lovely Irish people.

Thanks, man. I guess. Love the Irish. You're, what, 20% or something? I'm 23 of me. Aren't you? Ashkenazi as well? Ashkenazi, right?

Am I Jewish? Am I Jewish? We had Irish in us. We did it as much. I was like 1.2%? Laheim and then for the Irish part? My dad was. Peace be with you.

I'm probably. Peace be with you? Definitely not. Also with you. Yeah. So at St. Patch's Day this week. So Rory is going to have a great time with the family. Yes.

Go nuts. We're shooting some stuff with some people this week that will be coming out. They'll see that. Yeah. And probably catch a Nick game. this week. Okay. Okay.

Yeah. All right. Getting closer to playoff times. He's last, what, 20 games? Probably 20 games left. I'm praying for the Knicks, man. I want them to make the playoffs, man. I'm with you.

So Kevin Durant had a crazy, twisted his ankle and the practice. A practice. Warming up, twisted his ankle. And then Jonathan Caminger with the Warriors had the same injury the next day. That was weird. Twisted his ankle before the game. This is like the plot to space jam.

This is the plot to space jam. The players are the same thing. Yeah. Bugs Bunny comes out. And Mugsy Bow's handle wasn't like that. That's where I feel like. It wasn't really accurate. Space Jam wasn't really accurate.

It wasn't believable. No, Mugsy Jam wasn't really accurate. I love Mugsy. It's just his handle wasn't like that little monster. Well, he wasn't. No, definitely wasn't like that little monster. The red monster. His handle was crazy.

We don't talk about Space Jam too enough. Because there's nothing to talk about. That's why we don't talk about. That's why we don't talk about it. You just want to keep having this fucking Jordan and LeBron. You set me up. I didn't even know, man. I just said we don't talk about Space Dam too enough

to trick y'all into saying, well, that's why we don't talk about it enough. That's all I was trying to do. All right. All right, well, enjoy the rest of y'all week, man. Fellas, be safe, be blessed. We'll be back in a couple of days to do what we do. Yeah, so good evening, good morning, good night,

depending on where you're at in the world. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. It's Financial Literacy Month, and the podcast, Eating While Broke, is bringing real conversations about money, growth, and building your future.

This month, hear from top streamer, Zoe Spencer, and venture capitalist Lakeisha Landrum Pierre, as they share their journeys from starting out to leveling up. There's an economic component to community striving. If there's not enough money and entrepreneurship happening in communities, they failed. Listen to Eating While Broke from the Black Effect Podcast Network

on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcast. I'm Daniel Alarcon, and this is my friend. This is my friend. He's much more famous than I am. I wouldn't go that far. But I'm John Green, co-host of the podcast The Away End with my old friend Daniel. On our podcast, The Away End, we'll share with you the magic of international football, all leading up to the 2026 World Cup. Together, we'll find out why, of all the unimportant things, football, soccer, is the most important.

Listen to The Away End with Daniel Auer Kohn and John Green on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021. And I'm Kunky, his best friend. and business manager. And we've got a new show called The 1021 podcast. I'm taking you behind the scenes on how I became one of Twitch's most popular streamers. We also love sports. And with the World Cup right around the corner, we'll be breaking down the biggest

storylines ahead of the big tournament here in the USA. Listen to the 1021 podcast on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts. This is an IHeart podcast. Guaranteed human.