New Rory & MAL - Episode 151 | The Gang’s St Patty’s Day Special 🍀
Episode Date: March 17, 2023Welcome lads and lassies to a festive episode of the New Rory and Mal Show. Today we celebrate the Farrell heritage (peep youtube for festive outfits). We had a mostly family outing to the Emotional O...ranges show (Rory, Julian, Demaris, Eddin, Yomi). From here somehow we discuss which of us would survive being stranded. Who would you eat first? Anyway, Nicki agrees that Ice Spice is the new princess of rap. Staying on music (kinda) we discuss Diplo’s latest interview. Speaking of sus, Jussie and his meatball sandwich are back. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more on this holiday special! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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How can a version know if they like Dick if they've never gotten any?
That's totally different.
What does a version have to do?
I'm trying so hard to be on your side right now.
That's totally different.
I'm just giving you something.
Wait, so okay, here's what if the scenario is, you break that analogy down?
What if the scenario is he's any visa, it's an orgy.
What?
What?
All of you are sick
Diplo
I'm painting a picture
Not trying anything in the world
They just say Diplo is gay
No, Worry
Hello me lucky lot
Welcome to a new episode
Of the new Roryan Mall
Podcast
Wow
He's a proper lad
Are you a character in Harry Potter?
What the fuck?
You Dumbledorf?
I'm sorry, I just got in spirit
I don't know what happened
I just got in the spirit
Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory Moll podcast.
I am all.
I am Rory.
And today is a special day for you, Rory.
Listen, today is St. Patrick's Day.
Son of swords.
Son of swords.
This is St. Patty's Day.
This is the day to celebrate the Irish people, our Irish brothers and sisters around the world.
So today we are being very festive.
I got my first chain-in day.
I'm still waiting for Jay and Biggs to give me a rock chain.
But I got a...
Welcome to the Irish team.
I got a look at a clue.
Well, you know what's fucked up about this?
Now that the Clovers are like the popping thing
that the IG chicks wear, you would look like you wearing fake jewelry.
Yeah, this is the fake, this is the Van Cleef.
This is the Van Cleefs.
You don't think that's cultural appropriation either?
I do. I do.
I side with you on this one, where I do think that that's cultural appropriation.
This entire day is making me very uncomfortable.
How everyone is dressed.
What are we dressed?
There's a camera now.
They can all see you.
What's wrong with how we're dressing?
You have on glasses with no lens.
That's not the point of it.
Their prescription.
Before we get into that, I just want to let everybody know that next February for Black History Month.
You all will be wearing Dysheekis for the entire month, even though it's winter.
I want you all in Dysheki and sandals every day.
Would you like me to kneel like the Democrats when you wear mine?
Yes.
I want you to do Coofis, Dysikis.
We're going to be eating foo, all kind of shit for the entire month to celebrate Black History.
Next Black History Month, can I do this?
No, next Black History Month, you'll be fired.
So you don't have to worry about that.
He might be fired now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Can we skip?
Yeah, Cinco de Mayo for Aden after that.
No, because this is all racist.
You know what, Dame, I fully understand.
Once I see my culture being appropriated,
I finally fucking get it.
This is Leor Coe. You are all Leor Coen to me right now.
This is fucking nuts.
Take those fucking glasses off.
I'm taking this off.
This is stupid.
This is my culture.
It's way more than fucking light up shit
and drinking Irish carbons.
This is ridiculous.
This is the Todd Moskowitz of my culture.
I thought that that was a pretty cool ass.
a little on your culture.
Yeah, what is your culture, Rory?
Well, when we walked in here, Julian started making
what he called Irish car bombs.
I thought that was racist.
Never mind.
You make the joke.
He just started making him.
He's not the first time.
I figured that, you know, they make the best,
most effective car bombs.
Yeah.
He stayed in the car when the bomb went off.
Yeah.
It's one word away from a news headline.
Listen, man, I'm just trying to show you my appreciation to your culture today.
I got the green on for you.
I'm meeting racism by.
countering it with more racism. Okay, there you go. It's all good. But happy St. Patrick's Day to all
the Irish people around the world, all of our Irish listeners, Rory. And you all have your 23
means. You all have Irish in you. We do. We were hoarse. Everyone has some type of Irish.
We all. Or now. Orish in me. Sure. Well, how's the family feeling about, I know y'all are
celebrating this weekend? It's been a big week. Yeah, it's a big week ahead. You know,
dad, dad coming in town. Not Christmas. No, no. Not a christening. Nothing like that, right?
St. Patrick's Day.
Yes.
Right?
Just getting drunk?
Yeah, proper lot.
What do you guys think St. Patrick's Day is about?
I don't know.
Like from outside looking in...
Well, it's a New Yorker.
It's just very loud.
A lot of alcohol.
Yeah.
A lot of traffic.
And a lot of arrests.
A lot of people spend a night in the tank.
Central Bookings.
How do you think you would do at the Staten Island parade?
You kill it.
Because there's the one on Fifth Avenue.
Yeah.
No, I want to go to the real one.
Not the political.
correctly correct one. I want to go. I want to go with a fights are happening. You want to know about
Irish culture? Yeah, yeah. Go to Staten Island and go to that parade. That's the one I want to go to. I've never
been to that one. I've heard a lot of great things about it though. Great things, right? Yeah, great things. I love Irish.
Brian, have you ever worn a kilt? No, I have not. Um, but I do want to take back. He's worn
a kith though. Hey, a kith kilt. You would eat. I do want to take a bagpipe lessons, though.
That would eat. So I wear a kilt. What is the bagpipe? What is that? Is that? Oh, you want to learn how to
blow.
Is that like a
some maturity,
just a little bit of maturity.
I'm really trying to learn
a tiny bit of maturity.
I'm breath control.
I'm trying to learn about your culture here.
He's trying to make jokes about your culture.
Yeah.
So as the bagpipes,
is that like playing a bunch of flutes?
Is it the same as the flute?
Sort of.
From my understanding,
the history does,
it used to be the stomach of a lamb
or some shit like that
is what the bag used to be
and how they actually used to play that instrument.
It's a bag of some animal.
Yeah.
Listen, man.
A whole, potatoes took us out.
We were dealing what we had.
We had to make instruments out of whatever at that point.
But out of a lamb's stomach is very interesting.
I'm pretty sure.
That's where it does come from.
Of course, we probably weren't the creators.
I'm sure we stole it from someone.
Actually, no, I think y'all might have created this one.
This might be y'all thing.
Well, I have to give, as much as I'm not a big fan of the Scottish,
they have some rights to bagpipes as well.
I can't say it's just the Irish thing.
I think we took it mainstream.
I think, like, if you're an underground hip-hop fan,
you'd fuck with the Scottish.
But we're like puff.
Okay.
The Irish are puffed when it comes to the backpipes.
Got you.
Scottish are more like MF Doom with it.
If I were to put it in a comparison.
I like that.
I like that.
Yeah.
Still contributes to the culture the same, but one is just more mainstream.
Right.
Got you.
Got you.
Okay.
Have you guys done the parade ever?
Yeah.
I've actually been part of the marching band in Cardinal Hage.
That's all.
Oh, nice.
Yeah.
No, Cardinal Hays is it every year.
Yeah.
So then we did that.
And that was very interesting.
It would be a lot of drunk Irish people.
What were you playing?
I play clarinet.
I play clarinet.
Yeah.
I'm not very proud of saying that out of.
You look like you played a clarinet.
Everything makes sense now.
Everything makes sense now.
Did you have the carrying?
You did not bring that case on the concourse.
Yeah.
Oh, you got chased.
Yeah.
Oh, them niggas on 167 to chased you all the way to Tremont.
I know they did.
No, but we would do the parade on 5th.
Yeah.
That was fun.
There'd be a lot of drunk Irish women trying to talk to high schoolers.
So that was weird.
It's on par.
Very weird.
But sounds about right.
It's par for the course.
Yeah.
Julian was very high school.
for this day.
I don't know.
He texted chat last night.
He had a whole bunch of fucking
would look like a Irish kidnapping kit.
He had bottles of Guinness on the bed,
glasses, hats.
Yeah, I don't know what the fuck he was doing last night.
I have a very dirty 18 plus story
about St. Patrick's Day that I'm going to save for Patreon.
That involves bagpipes.
Oh.
You have a dirty story 18 plus?
Yeah, like it's about.
sexual things.
It's rapy?
All right.
What the fuck?
When you hear sex, that's where you're mind is.
I just told you.
But anyone that would wear those glasses, yeah.
Anybody that sent that picture to the chat that he had with all the bottles of Guinness and fucking chains on the bed?
I said, oh yeah.
I wanted to make it a show.
If you're watching on YouTube, we're all wearing green and we're wearing festive hats and jewelry.
If you're watching on YouTube, like they can't see if they're watching.
Some people are, well, you could be listening on audio Friday.
Friday.
Julian definitely walks into the kitchen of the party.
He says, ladies, more shots?
Definitely you.
I've never done that.
You've never done that?
No.
I can't, I don't believe that.
I'm going to put some in their hand.
Wow.
Don't give you to know.
No.
This narrative is not going to work.
No.
Anyways.
No.
I encourage everyone, even though I know you will not, to look into the actual history of St.
Patrick's Day.
It is beautiful.
That's what we're going to talk about on Patreon.
Fuck the Queen.
You know, we had to chase, chase the English out.
I mean, they stayed.
They're still in Northern Ireland.
But, you know, we have a Mason Dixon line, no.
Yeah.
Well, happy St. Patrick's Day to all of you Irish people.
And hopefully you're enjoying yourself and being safe and not getting arrested and getting too drunk out there this weekend.
So the week, we've been gone for about what, a week?
Yeah, about a few days.
Kind of.
Well, a little less than a week.
Y'all went to the emotional orange show.
You had a shout out to Motion Orange.
They was at Brooklyn Steel.
Sold out Brooklyn Steel.
Sold out Brooklyn Steel.
With the ease.
Should have done two nights.
Yeah, for real.
But we had to go to Boston.
but the show was great.
I mean, what do you guys think?
I've seen the show plenty of times.
It was fun to be with the whole crew.
That was great.
Had a good time?
My brother was there.
It was fun.
I had a good time.
I felt kind of bad.
I didn't have the little smiley face on my pass,
so I couldn't, like, escort the crew around.
They were kind of sitting on the other side of the rope.
So I was like, yo, got you.
I didn't care of everyone.
You didn't have them?
No, I didn't have them.
Oh, yeah.
I took care of everyone.
Yeah.
You did get on your finesse game.
I always.
always, like, I, we've done a lot of shows together.
If I don't have the right credentials, I don't run into, I don't see it as an issue.
I'm like, I'll just figure it out.
And I had my brother and some other company and we figured it out.
Yeah, it was a lot of passing of passes back and forth.
But the show was really, really good.
I highly suggest to.
The visuals are dope.
Yes, the emotional oranges tour is still underway.
Go see a show.
But I'm glad you guys have fun.
Rory is a part of the show.
You're the Intolude.
Oh, you were to Intentil?
Yeah.
I had an interlude.
Yeah.
They kind of, I mean, I felt like.
like me and Ed embodied it, but they cut,
they cut it in half and I felt away.
You felt away because they cut it out. We shot it at Lolo House.
And they cut out me saying I feel away a bunch of times.
Okay.
We could put that up on me.
That was the funniest part was that they cut out the,
they cut out the punch line.
I get it.
It was their style, though.
And I'm not going to blame Brando because Brando is one of the best creative minds I've ever met.
I think it was Azad's fault.
I think Azad cut me.
I don't think it was Brando.
Brando would have left me.
You didn't like that dance move?
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
Don't do that.
That's my guy.
Relax.
Shout out the brand of me.
That's funny, though.
That was crazy.
Fucking nuts.
That was sick.
Hey, in the words of ASAP, you got to try sometimes.
That's right.
We don't try no more?
Shout to Ozzy.
We got to try.
Omar Epps just text me.
He said, peace, beloved.
I hope all is well.
Sound like Julian right now.
I just looked at my phone.
I didn't speak to me in a minute.
Just wanted to let you know I'm still coming through the rock with Charles.
Just been hectic.
And I'm in prep for this next project.
Shout to Omar Efs.
Yeah.
He had called me a few months ago.
who wanted to come sit down and kick it with us and shit.
Yeah, I fuck with Omar.
We DM in the business chat.
So I think it's okay.
Keep it there in the business.
It says business chat.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Has a girl ever just put that business chat on you and flurry with you?
Uh, yeah.
That's business.
That's a move for women, though, to put the business chat.
Well, a lot of them are selling ass, so.
Yeah, but business chat, I feel like you should be able to like 1099 or W2.
Like, it should be on the books.
I'm sure they contend.
If they're selling pussy, it's not a business chat.
If they're on only fans, they don't have to claim, claim those on taxes?
Of course.
And cash app is going crazy.
I don't know if you filed yet.
Boy,
do they want to know every fucking cash app transaction you've ever done.
Yeah, it's crazy.
I told Loyant, reimbursement, reimbursement, reimbursement.
That don't work.
IRS, they're hip-no.
That doesn't work.
Speaking of name dropping, of course, everyone had to wear green today except for Yomi.
Julian would find the only green Dreamville shirt that you could possibly find.
Is that a Dreamville shirt?
Beans.
Oh, my God.
It's insane.
From a care package.
What merch company gifted you this that you threw in the back of your closet?
No, this was in the back of the closet hanging up.
I believe this was my guy Chris Classic.
This was a hoodie he had made a while ago.
That's a Chris Classic.
I don't think I have a award.
I just saw it.
I just saw a green hanging up.
And I was like,
I'm wearing.
Wait, like Queens?
Yeah.
That's my dude.
Yeah, that's the shit.
I didn't get one, Chris.
Yeah.
Should have sent me the green one.
His hoodie.
Shout to my guy, Chris.
He's going to be so mad.
I referred to it that way.
No, that's my guy.
No, Chris is my dude, too.
So, yeah, I went to Emotional Orange.
Shout out to Ozad.
They killed that.
Shout out to the whole team.
I saw a lot of the pictures.
The picture that Eddn took was really dope.
Thank you.
That was a really good shot.
Yomi took him and he took the credit.
How?
I'm starting to see, no, I'm trying, I'm starting to see what the vibe is right here.
It's a lot of, it's a lot of ghost, ghost writing going on right now.
Ghost, ghost posted.
When did that happen?
Yes.
A lot of ghost posts.
It's fucking Yomi Miller over here.
Yeah, a lot of ghost posts.
You've been ghost post.
You've been ghost post.
Yes.
Yeah.
Thank you, Yomi.
It's not fucking thank you, Edna.
Oh, okay.
Thank you, Yomi.
Didn't even bring a camera.
He just, he takes, he went the whole, he goes the puff route.
Like, everyone goes to take photos and then put it in one folder and be like, this is from Edd.
Oh, he posted first?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've seen that and do that.
I like posting it first.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
He took, he took a photo one time of us and we were still, like, working and post it.
I was like.
In London.
In London.
He posted all the photos of you guys before anything went up.
Sorry.
Sorry.
And then, like, puts in the description on Dropbox, like, you have to tag me.
I'm not posting this now.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, no.
And he watermarks the photo?
I was going to say, what do we think the watermark is going to be just Ed's face?
Thank you.
Just my face.
That's it.
Jesus.
I hope you have royalties, yomi.
She does.
You check the credits on all those thank you, Ed and photos.
And some of his mixes.
Check them.
Not the mixes, too.
But you went away.
Yeah, I went away.
Family time.
I know.
You didn't do anything.
It was great.
Just with friends.
from one of my friend's birthday. We went
snowmobiling. It was dope.
Now I'm intrigued. Hold on. Wait, you were in Denver, no?
Yeah, Colorado.
Okay. I went snowmobiling. It was dope. That's fire.
You ever went snowmobiling? I have, yeah.
Snowmobiling is really fun. In Denver, actually.
Really? It's really, really fun. Whatever the outer skirts are called.
Yeah, it's really fun. I definitely want to do that again next winter
just to just kind of make it like a winter thing.
Well, like, what was your fit? Did you have the helmet on? Were you too cool for that helmet?
No, no, no, no. You have the cool glasses?
I had, I had, I had, I had, I had some ski girls.
I don't fuck around with shit that I'm not too like familiar with like snowmobile and I'm like
nah this is this is this is this will be how mall go out and I'm not going out on the snowmobile
so I had the helmet and everything on but it was cool though it was a real um it was a dope experience man
just seeing like the scenery being in the forest going like around the trees and all of that
shit like it's really but it does get scary after a while because you're like yeah what if
the tour guy decides like you know what I quit and just leaves and it's like in the middle of the
fucking like nobody is they and it make you take like a uh it makes you take like a uh it may
make you take pictures before you go into the trail in case they have to have a search and rescue.
He tried to make it seem like it's not weird.
Like he's like, hey, just jump around.
Like, no, I'm going to stand here so you can see exactly who I am in case I need to come find me.
How long do you think you last?
You were layered.
Mall versus the wild.
It wasn't.
And the thing is, it wasn't that cold.
Into the Wild featuring Moal.
Oh, shit.
Like if the snowmobile broke down?
You are Chris McCanness.
Yeah, you get stuck.
You don't have cell service.
You're just in the wild stuck.
How long do you last?
in those conditions winter snowy conditions
I don't know man
it wasn't that cold because it was a daytime
so some sunlight was out but I know when the sun
goes down it gets cold I was layered
I had gloves I had a big coat
had the pants everything on boots
but I don't know man
I don't know how long I would last like with no water
no snow right there though
yeah but it's got to melt the snow
Throw it on your arm?
You give it a day.
All right.
Let's say,
because I would walk until I couldn't walk no more.
Like,
I'm going to try to walk until.
Then I'm going to get wet.
No,
but I had like a big,
the high snow boots on.
You have 40 below's on?
Yeah, I had the,
yeah, I had the mischief boots on.
Yeah, no.
Okay.
What day do you break your veganism?
Day one.
Yeah, probably the first sign of a,
but no, I don't,
because I don't think I would,
I would be that hungry.
Can we table this too as an idea
to leave me in the wild
no well that too
the fuck
it's punked no no it's not
Roy's punk just want to hurt mom
but a vegan
going into the wild
at what point and let's talk about
like the stomach issues
as someone that eats a bunch of meat
if I had to like kill a wild boar
and cook it I'm gonna cook it wrong
it's still gonna fuck my stomach
I like the fact that Roy thinks he can just kill a wild
boar yeah
your bare hands
yeah look at his hat
look at his hat
I just get him one swift frame
look at his hat
It looks like a fucking nar.
Put the brass knuckles on.
It's like fucking,
Paul,
I'm scared of bees.
Oh,
wow,
boar?
Yeah,
he's just fighting it like this.
That's what I was mad
that we didn't see.
I wanted to see.
I'm muskrat.
At what point?
Muskrat is hilarious.
You've been vegan for a long time.
What if the first meal you had to have
was an uncooked muskrat
that was just like scaring through the snow?
Yeah,
I would probably die from just throwing up
and just shit.
They said rabbits are,
rabbits are common.
Yeah, rabbits are home.
You could probably eat a rabbit.
I don't,
who can't even catch a fucking,
catching a rabbit.
You build like a trap.
Ma can't build a trap.
He wants to make the will in his home alone.
I've worked in a trap.
I can't build a trap.
They caught Joe Pesci.
They can get a rabbit.
What the fuck you're talking about?
Build a trap.
Like, who do you think I with no type?
I'm just going to take shit from scratch and just build them.
No, I'm not that guy.
If you had like a wire in your ear with bare grills in your ear telling you how to get shit done,
you think you could then do it?
Yeah.
If I had somebody like talking me through it, I'm going to.
I mean, I definitely have a better shot.
They're with you to help.
Just someone in your ear giving you instructions on how to get stuff done.
I mean, I would definitely try, but like just nothing and I'm just out there.
I wouldn't know what.
I'm from the city, bro.
But you'd have a lighter on you because it's you.
So that's a step up.
Oh, that's true.
You'd beat me in that category.
I wouldn't have a lighter on me.
You have that wax that you always carry?
I would be a day.
I already told you how last, how long I would last one day.
But you don't die in a day.
Like, you'd have to, you'd live longer than that.
You would live longer than that.
And you still, I mean, I know you've lost some weight, but you got some meat on your bones.
Either way.
I would definitely.
You'd give three, four years.
But I'm thinking about the cold.
That's what y'all not thinking about, the cold.
You hate being cold.
But you got the 40 blows on.
I'm sure you had a car heart fit on.
That shit is still cold, though.
It was still very, it was, you could tell, like, when the sun goes down, it's fucking freezing out there.
But it was beautiful, though.
Like, you could see, it's just the mountains and the sun.
Like, it was just a beautiful, beautiful place to, like, just chill.
Like, we stopped.
We took pictures.
Like, it was a whole, like, like, a bunch of us.
just it was like a group and then one dude he went off the trail he had his girl with him
i said i know she thinks he's a pussy what why because like it's a trail and if you go off the
trail it's like it's very the snow is very deep so the snowmobile kind of just like sinks into
the snow like it's then they have to come pull you out so it's like how did you even go off
the course like what the fuck is wrong with you uh if you were with a young lady which i'm i know
you weren't i know it was a solo trip to follow yourself you understand no it was a few
um yeah you know they raised six chish yeah the rock fellas um would you
give consent for people to eat your body?
No. Really? That's a really selfish move, I feel. I mean, you don't really have much of my
choice. If I'm dying first, I'm going to be like on my last breath, like, go for the thigh.
No.
I want you to leave. There's more meat on my ass.
Eat my ass. I'm not sure if he was telling us to go fuck ourselves or to eat his ass.
It's like the, the Donner party. All right. I'm telling you now. I don't know that. I want to live. And if we were all as a
in the woods and you guys started to die
and Maul had a lighter to make fire.
Y'all eating. I'm eating. Okay, so a scenario.
Ed and we could feast for the year. No,
we're camping. Maw's made it
clear. Maw's made it clear he's dying first.
Yeah. So of all of us,
Maul's dying first, who's going to be the one
to dismember mall and cook him?
Me, probably. But that's been your fantasy.
That's not for survival. Yeah.
You've had the thoughts. Put in a sexual way.
I would kill Edin first.
I would just choke him like, don't fight it.
Just choke him on.
Like, listen.
diet.
It's been an honor.
It's been an honor.
It's been in honor as I'm killing.
Who would eat the thigh that has the tattoo
on it?
No, y'all got to cut around and like that
you go to the birthday cake with the picture.
Yeah, I don't want to.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, we got to save this part.
That's how we know they know it was edited.
Why do people say that?
It sits in your fridge for three days and then you throw it out.
The cake?
You know, the art part of the cake.
That shit is the nastiest piece of cake ever.
That shit all hard.
It doesn't taste so good.
Okay, so before, okay, so Ma'an Ed and
die first. No, I want to go through this.
Maul and Ed and die first. And then what?
Because you're dying with Maul. He's killing you.
Oh, that's not. Then Maul dies.
It's like Romeo and Juliet.
I'm Julia. Jack and Rose.
The four of us are left. What happens next?
Y'all killed Demaris next.
Can I say what I would like to happen next?
You want me to die. Yeah, I would fucking Julia.
Yeah. I know you want me to die.
Fucking die. Die, die. That's what I'm with Julian to do.
I think I'd be right.
I think I would, at that point I would kill myself because I feel like Julian
and be like, yeah, like, my buddy knows the owner of the Rockies.
I'd be out.
Like, my brother knows the guys that own the helicopter tour.
They're like 30 miles almost.
They'll be here in no time.
Yeah, like, one of my friends knows someone that plays for the Nuggets.
Like, let me see if I can get...
Let me see if I can get...
We're not in Denver.
Oh, I thought we were in Denver.
No.
We wouldn't be in this scenario.
We were in Denver.
Well, you know, the outskirts of Denver.
No, it was really fun, though, man.
We definitely should take a trip like that, though.
That would be like some really, really cool shit for us to do together.
I've always wanted to do, though.
type of snow trips, but I've only ever messed with women that want to take pictures on a beach.
I want to go do the snow shit.
That looks like an awesome vacation to me.
Snow gets a bad rep.
I think that a lot of people don't realize how much fun you can have.
They tried to ban it.
What?
The snowman.
Got it.
Gizi.
Yeah, snow trips get a bad rap.
People think like it's freezing and it's really not that cold.
Like, well, do I know how to snowboard?
No, no.
I just did.
I've done it before, but we just went snowmobiling.
But people get a, uh, snow gets a bad red.
People think it's like freezing cold.
It's really not.
It's like the sun is out.
It's scientifically.
It's pretty cold.
No, but it's not, I mean, well, I've spoken from New Yorkers.
Like, we don't, it has to be like, for a New Yorker, like, it's cold.
It has to be like 15, 20 degrees.
And it's, it wasn't that.
It was like 45, 50 degrees.
Well, out west, yeah, the slopes are a little different.
Yeah.
People skiing T-shirts.
Yeah, it wasn't that cold.
It's warmer during the day.
It's warmer during the day.
But I know at night it dropped down about 25.
It got cold.
It got cold.
But it was fun.
Had a great time.
And I definitely want to make that a part of like a yearly thing of just going snowmobiling.
Just do like went to fun shit.
Moe, I put out another record fucking finally.
Thank God.
Available on all DSPs.
Enough featuring J. Electronica and Reggie.
I promise the album is coming very, very soon.
Things have been turned in.
Yes.
But I did want to get one.
Keep line to the people.
Fuck it.
Yeah.
No, but that's part of music rollout.
It's lying.
got to keep line to the
That's why you have to use the word soon.
The soon is just, you know, subjective to anybody.
Whatever you think soon is.
What do you think soon is?
Right.
Soon to me could be in 20 years.
Exactly.
Right.
It's just a simulation.
That's all of this.
But no, this was why I did wait a bit was this was one of my favorite records
from the project.
And I didn't know exactly how to put it out.
And then when Jay hopped on it, I was like, all right, let's put this out today.
Before Jay changes his mind.
Jay would never change his mind
and Reddit joke away.
But that is my family.
That is my brother.
He even tweeted that he's Farrakhan and I'm someone else.
Your Rory.
Shout to Jay.
No, that's my guy.
And I had to Google that name and I couldn't find who it was,
which makes me a little scared.
Like, who am I?
One of the names you can't Google.
And I mean, do you believe in God?
I know you do.
But we'll get to that.
I shot a visualizer because I knew
Reggie being one of my favorite new artists
is very particular about
how he does visuals, he directs all his shit,
and Jay we know is Jay
as far as just coming outside.
So I took it upon myself.
I didn't really want to be in any of these visuals.
I know that's something people say
when they really have an ego
and they want to be forward facing.
But I promise you,
I didn't want to be part of any of the visuals,
but I thought this song warranted some type of visual
and these two artists, you know,
particular in what they're going to do.
And to get this out,
I was like, fuck it, let me just try something
called one of my best friends Raven.
Raving. That's a raven.
And I've been obsessed with the movie
One Hour Photo. And I think that probably says a lot about
who I am now.
It says a lot about it. My therapist would be like, that's weird
that you always love that movie as a kid.
But I think One Hour Photo
ties in so much
to right now, like with the complete
opposite of how
family moments people got obsessed
with taking real photos.
Now people take fucking photos
of their appetizer.
Photos have become so obsolete
and so less important
yet are the most important
fucking things on earth
for some reason.
So I've always loved that movie
and I did my version
of me being Robin Williams
for this visualizer
or visual, I'm sorry.
Julian said
I have to call it a music video.
It can't be a visualizer.
I mean, come on,
I grew up on the hype Williams era.
It is a.
This is a music video.
Oh, well, thank you for comparing this to Hyde Williams.
Yeah.
And I'm sure.
I didn't direct this.
Raven directed this.
I'm smoking.
All right.
This is a music video.
And I'm saying that.
She's not even Spanish.
For people listening, this is a music video.
Because unlike a visualizer, which loops after about 15 to 20 seconds, this is, there is no repeating image in this.
It is a full narrative.
It is a full story that's being told.
It is a music video.
Okay, but Silly fires.
And Baisley's in it.
It's a music video.
Well, yeah.
Where does this a star at?
She's the victim.
Oh, she's a diva now.
She doesn't even come on camera without a fee.
Yeah, she's so much.
Okay, but Siza did the I hate you shit with the guy that moans on Clubhouse, LeKeefe.
What?
That's what you know, I'm, bro.
He's done so much.
He's such a great actor.
It's Irish.
That was hate it.
I was hating.
I was hating just now.
You have done so much more than just moan on Clubhouse?
He definitely has.
But that's just for some reason.
But that's always going to be at the top of his, like, his Wikipedia now.
We all have an asterisk, and yours just happens to me moaning on clubhouse.
Moned on clubhouse.
Which there could be worse, asterx.
Yeah, no, absolutely.
That's just a crazy one to have.
But she called that a visualizer that I hate you, which I thought they smoked, and that's just the keep screaming in a phone.
What did you just say?
It's a narrative, but it's called a visualizer.
But that's what I'm saying.
But you have like a whole fledg.
There's no, like, he's not actually talking.
He's just screaming over the record.
Music videos are just past whoever is supposed to be the lead or the or the feature actually being there.
Like it's, it could be anything.
They do that a lot of being, too.
It's not the prototypical performance.
Even though I hated when artists got, it was like a time where artists went totally away from being in their own music videos.
Yeah.
I didn't really like that.
But this is definitely just because you're not on the record.
I mean, it's not a music video.
Raven directed this.
I'm not like you, Ed and where I'll take credit for other people's work.
I don't.
Let's not do that.
I think you do to Yomi
He's not trying to
Romy Raven
I approached Raven
with the idea
of one hour photo
and this is based off
a YouTube
size dream
if you haven't seen
the movie
you can see this scene
on YouTube
I approached her
with this idea
Raven brought this
to life
like Raven smoked this shit
in the old crew
and yeah
I mean
it's really
Basley at the end of the day
but yeah
I mean this is one of my favorite
records
I'm biased
but I feel like
I'm being unbiased
in saying
I think this song is Grammy worthy.
No, you're saying that.
No, but artists say that when they know they shit is not.
This song is Grammy worthy to me.
And not to say Grammys are the sole shit of everything.
This song is incredible.
Yeah.
Like, no, just don't say fuck the Grammys.
It's a good song, Roy.
No, I said I want a Grammy.
Yeah.
I want one.
You want it.
No, no.
You'll have it.
You're on the committee nominated.
Three percent in you?
Yeah, everybody, every artist should aim for, you know, being accepted and appreciated amongst other fears.
It shouldn't define anything.
Yeah, but it's, it's, it's, it's.
It's a dope record.
Shout out to Reggie.
Shout out to Jay.
Jay got his shit off on that.
Yeah, Jay went crazy.
Speaking to Jay,
should we talk about Jay's recent Twitter spree?
And Reggie is the best new artist out.
Google Southside Fade.
His color shit.
But yeah, anyways, to Jay's tweets that I was like, damn,
he's, I don't know if I want to put the synagogue of Satan next to the record.
I'm about to put out.
Is this your rollout?
This is kind of the rollout for the track, right?
This was not a rollout by any means.
This was Jay doing what Jay wants to do.
I have no saying what Jay wants to do.
This was him waking up, just walking around his house.
I'll put it this way.
All right, I was on the phone with Jay for most of this day.
And I had people in me like, yo, is Jay okay?
Is he having a meltdown?
I'm like, he is laughing.
He is sober.
He is in great spirits.
He's laughing at y'all's reaction to what people deem a meltdown right now.
Jay was chilling.
He believes everything he said.
Don't get me wrong.
Nor is it my place to even say that.
But this was not as crazy.
as people make it out to see.
Jay-elect tweeted,
I dare you to tweet,
I believe in God right now.
If the synagogue of Satan
made you a shame to admit it,
it's okay.
The mighty ones will rise up.
And I didn't see that until
it probably was too late to reply
and say, I believe in God.
Well, he didn't at you.
Yeah, he didn't happen.
He added Beyonce, though.
Did he?
He added a drake, Jay.
So he added a bunch of celebrities,
which I understand,
but I was wondering why Lowe caught a stray.
For those of y'all who don't know
low key is a friend of the show but low just scroll up just real quick sorry to interrupt you
damaris right there one more down sensitive st patrick's day i know your dna kit said you were 5%
irish but i regret to inform you you black you black um but yeah low key caught astray
and then proceeded to text me like yo is everything okay i'm like it's it's fine low just like
do you believe in god he also said i get answered i also said dominicans are black
They are.
Which is what Edden has been saying on here.
But yeah, I mean, Jay does these, I don't want to call them rants, but Jay does this every now and then where he feels like get his shit off.
And I fully support him getting his thoughts off.
Synagogue of Satan thing, y'all should look more into what he means by that, but that's not my place to explain it to y'all.
Nor is it my place to say if you're offended by it.
But you should look more into his explanation of it because he's been saying it.
for years and he's told you exactly what he means
every single time. Have at it
there. Not my place.
President Joe Biden is in retrograde. I don't think
he's wrong.
See, but see, no. He said warning.
Oh, wait. Wait, wait. Hold on. Hold on.
Let's stop right there. President Joe,
see now, if I said that, y'all
would kill me for that.
Yeah, you're not Jay.
Yeah, Jay says it. Y'all like, no, I see what he mean, though.
I've been trying to tell you how Joe Biden was in retrograde
when y'all voted for him over Trump.
You have to be alive to be in retrograde.
that is that's fucked up wow wow wow wow wow wow wow wow warning mercury that's hilarious
and if you know i'll tell you off camera what that means um warning mercury is not in retrograde
but ohio okay maybe yeah mercury is definitely in ohio for sure i love all of this shit was funny to me
i know people read this without any context or without any knowing it's just words i can see where
people get offended. I can see where people be like, is this a meldown? I promise you, this was
somebody that was completely lucid and completely fine with what was going on. If you don't know
Jay-elect by now and just how intelligent and smart and how much he reads, you're not going to
understand any of these tweets, you're going to think this is a rant, you're going to think
he's high on some shit. It's all connected to every move he's trying to make. This was not out of
nowhere. Very calculated, very intelligent. I just love the fact, and he shows his presence on social media,
because you can't find him, you can't get on the phone with him,
you can't speak to him whenever you want.
So this is just a great way of him let people know.
Hey, I'm still here.
Yeah.
I like it.
Yeah, I like it.
And Ramadan is coming.
So this is perfect.
So he'll be quiet.
Yeah.
Moving forward.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, you're not going to hear from him for a while.
Yeah.
But yeah, go stream enough.
Go watch the visualizer.
Jay got off.
Reggie went crazy.
I will be boycotting the Grammys if I don't get a nomination.
I'll be outside.
I'm going to keep putting it out there.
With Will.
He's still putting that out there.
Grammy.
Say it again.
Say it once a time.
Say it.
You sold Grams.
I got Grammy.
I hear that shit.
I saw that from, I think, Jada at the verses with Dipset.
I think he said that to camera.
I saw something,
Jim was on a all-hiphop.com podcast.
And he said that they want to rematch with the locks.
Why?
Because he felt like it should have been in Madd's Swigard, not the theater.
Oh, it was the location that fought him.
I agree with that, though.
It should have been in,
MSG, should have been in the garden.
But he said it was just, it was a lot going on.
It was too many people.
They didn't really have space to really perform the way they wanted to, things like that.
So I laughed at that because I understood what he was saying, but I'm like, that doesn't change the records that was played.
I said, but okay, I'm willing to listen.
Then I said, let me see what the people in the comments.
They went to the comments.
And I think it's like, nah, fam.
Like, ain't no rematching verses like, nah, we get it.
We understand.
It was tight.
It was a lot of people on stage that you may not have won in those stage.
Definitely should have been in the garden.
I agree with him on that.
I thought that it should have been in Madison Square Garden.
But it was like, nah, ain't no rematches and versus.
But Jimmy's a lot to say that because after that happened,
Jimmy was the only realistic one out of dipset when it happened.
Because, you know, Jimmy is really involved with the internet
and, like, he's relevant in what's going on right now.
He was like, yeah, we lost.
Cam was still, like, trying to do videos like, nah,
point shaving.
It's like, no, bro.
Point shaving in the versus?
Like, oh, it wasn't regulation-sized balls.
Tom Brady, like that's what Cam was trying to do.
Jim was like, no, we lost.
So Jim is allowed to ask for a rematch.
It was still, he was right in saying that that was probably the best verses ever as far as just like the energy and the performance.
Like, that was definitely one of the biggest, if not the best verses that we had.
So shout out to them, but we don't want to see a rematch of that, though.
They should just do a tour.
I mean, they were doing spot days, right?
I thought they announced.
I think they were.
I don't know if they still doing any.
They had the three-headed monster with him
With Mace, Cam, and...
I opened.
Excuse me?
Mace Cam.
Oh, at Apollo.
Yeah, you did.
Did Yomi do your set?
Yeah.
Did you just hit play?
Yeah, Yomi did my set.
And pretend it to scratch.
She me in my whole playlist.
Yo-Yo-Yo-me, don't let him keep taking your credit, yo.
Me and you would jump him.
I'm sorry.
My, I'm sorry.
My mom will jump this do.
And we'll do your drop.
The thank you, Yomi, drop.
Absolutely.
Don't see a thing, Nomi.
Which you did think of.
Fair.
Fair.
Screaming out fair
when you didn't even hear what he said
is hilarious.
Fair.
Yeah.
But shout out,
and we'll get off this,
but shout out to maturity,
Cam and Mace have a show together now.
Nice.
I love to see that.
Yeah.
After everything that's happened.
And they're just two funny dudes.
So, like,
they should have a show.
Yeah.
I appreciate it.
But staying in rap and uptown
with proximity to Queens,
Nicky Minaj calls Ice Spice the Princess a rap.
That wasn't a good radio sideway.
Yeah, I was just like,
that's all.
I was like,
Where are we doing?
I didn't DJ envy that one.
That wasn't a shot, DJ envy.
That was a compliment.
Speaking of the five boroughs.
Yeah.
Don't say that.
Don't ever say speaking.
Take you uptown and then go cross the tribe borough.
There you go.
Hey, Queens.
Please don't.
Van Wick to the FDR.
All right.
Nikki Minaj, she tweeted,
a bitch is slow, so I get him a pass.
Hope there's not traffic on the Bruckner.
No, it's a comment.
Oh, it's a comment?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, excuse me.
I'm sorry.
It's just a comment.
Okay.
bitch is slow so I get him a pass
Nagra
Negra
Wait hold on
How's it?
No no that's not negative
Bro
Upon the replay
Bring that one back
I thought she was saying
Negra
I need you to read that one more time
Bitch is so
Bitch is slow
So I get him a pass
Nagra
No more passes
Princess let's go
Okay so
Demaris I feel you would know
How to read this
No I'm just
I was just gonna give
backstory on that comment
So Nikki Minaj
Commented to that
Underneath Ice Spices
magazine cover for Dazed where they called her the People's Princess.
Okay.
Yes.
So headlines took this and said that Nikki Minaj says...
Was she the Princess a Rap.
Okay.
Well, do we want to call Ice Space to Princess?
No, she does.
I mean, that's a comment from Nikki.
The headlines didn't take anything.
That's a comment.
This is not saying you're the Princess of Rap.
No more passes Princess.
Because she commented on her photo where Dazed called her, the Days magazine called her the People's Princess.
And she's Princess Diana.
That's why Nikki commented Princess.
Yeah.
So I'm saying she's agreeing with the calling her a princess.
She's saying yes, she's a princess.
And this is digital marketing shade where you guys take one thing and then you make a whole new headline.
Yeah, you're right.
Nikki is referring to her as a princess.
Is she not in this post?
Oh no, yeah, for sure.
I get what you're saying.
Yeah.
So then.
I refer to Bayes as Princess.
That doesn't mean she's the princess of dogs.
She's a princess of your house.
So this is a big, this is news because Nikki is basically stamping and co-sizing and supporting
Ice spice. Ice spice.
For a couple months.
Damaris is clearly bothered.
I'm not bothered at all.
She chose ice spice.
Nikki got, you know, years ago when the whole,
and we spoke about this.
All rapper.
Yeah, done?
Yeah, I was ignoring them. I was listening to you.
Years ago when Nikki, she got a lot of flack for,
you know, saying that, for some reason,
they started saying that she doesn't support other female rappers,
female artists, female emcees.
I don't know why they started doing that.
But for a while, Nikki had always...
Where did that come from?
she always supported
she always did support like
she's no she supported female rappers
I'm not saying that but to say
that that could come out of nowhere
if we're pulling this comment as saying
she's saying she's the princess of rap
we can't say that Niki Minaj has fully supported
female rappers
no I'm saying before the whole
thing came where they tried to
they pinned her and card against each other
before that she always supported
publicly like spoke out
they pinned them against each other
yeah people the industry
You don't think the industry created a beef that didn't exist?
Nikki, Nikki, at some point,
entertained it and engaged in it,
but she didn't have an issue with Cardi before.
The industry made an issue.
I think the industry made them do a song together,
which clearly showed that they didn't get along.
Great song, too, by the way.
I love that.
I don't think it showed that they didn't get along.
I just think that it probably wasn't a real relationship.
I think the industry put them together on that song,
and clearly there was bad blood based off everything.
Cardi had said and the knot on her forehead walking out of Anna Winter's party or whatever it was.
Yeah, what was that for, uh, was that Vogue?
Who knows?
But again, old shit.
Vanity Fair, maybe.
Old shit.
I think, I think, I think, I think Nikki has supported female rappers before, but I'm not about to say that Nikki has been the most supportive of female rappers by any degree.
And I think she's grabbing onto a young one.
Come real quick, right close to me.
I know Cardi already wrapped your lyrics, but let me put you under my wing now.
So we're going to see a Nikki feature soon?
I want to know what the clock is for how long this relationship is going to last.
Ooh.
What would you go?
Until Cardi and Ice Spice gets too close and then she's going to throw under the past.
But Ice Spice already has a relationship with Cardi.
She's been on interviews saying she was blown away watching Cardi take her munch bar
and remix it into her song for Tomorrow 2.
For Glorilla.
We already know, especially outside of the Bronx thing, that Ice Spice really fucks with Cardi B.
And we know she really really.
fucks with Nikki. She was talking to Ebro, whoever it was
saying that she was my blueprint, she was this and that.
I think that's amazing
for Ice Spice. I think the most genuine person in this situation
is Ice Spice. Well, look at this. How long
is it going to last that she can play
both sides
in this
triangle of female rap? I don't think it's...
I don't think it's... Because Meg tried. Meg
tried to do it for a little bit, and boy did
that fail. Yeah, but this is different only because
ICE is from New York.
She's from the Bronx.
So obviously there's going to be
There's going to be some support from Cardi
obviously being from the Bronx as well
The fact that she's from New York
Nikki being from New York
It's just dope to see them supporting
a young New York
female MC
artist as Ice Spice. That sounds great on paper.
Now how long, how long,
do you, so I think what you're saying is
you feel like Ice Spice is going to have to pick
who she fucks with.
Meg had to make the choice and couldn't do it.
No, I don't think, but this is different.
I said, this is all New York shit.
I don't think that's going to be...
You don't think this could be a bridge between the two?
I hope so.
I have to say this with the internet bullies that are the barbs.
I love Nikki Minajah death.
She's the greatest female rapper of all time.
She's a top 10 rapper of all time.
You guys got the clip.
She's going to post one picture at one of Edden's parties
with Cardi B and Ice Spice.
I appreciate that Yomi took.
Yeah, that Yomi took.
And Yomi invited Ice Spice too.
Who's going to post it?
Ice Spice is going to take a photo with Cardi B.
Okay.
And Nikki's putting out music.
music right now, by the way. That song is fire.
When are we going to get the bar? I'm Trini.
You know I can handle Spice. Like, you know it's
coming. I'm trying. I was good. I'm not going to lie. Like, you know
it's coming. I kind of like it. I like it. Roy
want to write that. Right after that photo, you know it's coming.
Nikki is, Nikki,
with that comment, thinks she took Ice Spice
under her wing and Ice Spice now
has to be on
the bar of side.
I think you, I think you dig in too deep into that. Of course I am.
It's a podcast.
I'm digging way too deep. I'm digging way too.
deep. I don't think that that will be it
because I don't think that Ice Spice, I think Ice Spice
will learn from her predecessors and I don't think that
she'll make that mistake. Her predecessors.
Her predecessors.
Spell predecessors.
P-R-E-D-C-E-S-S-E-R-S-E-R-S. I probably
spelled it wrong. Yeah, you definitely spelled it.
Am I, SS, I, S, S, S, SIPDI.
Am I, a, Cricket Letter, Quick a Letter, Quick a Letter, Quick a Letter.
My favorite female female.
But anyway, I think what we'll end up happening is Ice Vice will end up winning an award.
Okay.
Over whatever song, Ruby Red the Sleeze.
I think Princess Diana will win something over Ruby Red the Sleeze at a fucking award show a year from now.
And I think that is when shit will start to crack and crumble.
Me personally.
this could be the time that we see the shift
with Nikki.
Like this could be the time
that Nikki could show that she is publicly,
Barb's I do not know her personally,
outside of the broom.
This could be the time Nikki takes the corner
and goes the high road of,
let's see in that scenario,
that she wins an award over Nikki.
Nikki is like,
past the torch next generation,
so happy for you.
I don't know if that's going to happen.
I hope that for her
and I hope that Nikki does.
does change and I people change everyone's easy to support when they're not a threat
one she starts winning shit and she starts getting nominated and is looked at in the same
lens ice spice is not a threat she's not not yet she doesn't want anything no see this is this is what
cardy wasn't a threat either before and this is what i've been pretty quick I'm saying it can happen
quick nobody is going around calling ice spice and emce that is what people call cardi and
and then that was the whole thing or you don't even fucking write your raps and they're saying
you're winning grimmies for best artists and you don't write your rap
And that was a whole thing with her and Nikki.
I don't think anybody looks at Ice Spice as a threat as an MC.
We look at her as a pop culture.
Like she's a pop artist almost that raps, right?
But I don't, now award-wise, yes, she's a threat because these people can't tell the difference between pop and rap.
Sure.
But as an actual threat, nobody's going to sit up there and say Ice Spice is the greatest rapper since Nikki,
which is why the princess label is so funny to me.
Because all of the real emcees and real hardworking women that have been.
been out in the past couple years that really put out really dope music and who can actually
rap and write this is who you pick as your princess of course because to your legacy she's not
a threat well she picked meg and then meg did wop and then it was over yeah yeah i don't think she picked
meg she did a song of meg if you go call it meg the princess all right to the fans yes i could see
that well also the atlantic that was an atlantic play after bodak yellow i'm not taking away from
any of the hard work Cardi did before or after Bodak Yellow.
But after Bodak Yellow, Cardi was chosen.
The industry decided we are going to dump our resources, our money,
directors, writers, songs we've had on a hard drive
that were just waiting for the right person to give them a hit.
That happened.
Not taking away anything from Cardi.
Ice Spice has been chosen.
I was one of the first people that said,
hey, take those little $5,000 bags with the Munch record.
So I'm a hypocrite here.
She's now chosen, though.
She's a threat.
She is 100% a threat if we saw what happened with Cardi when the industry chose Cardi.
Ice Spice is a threat to everyone.
She's been chosen.
She's been chosen.
I listen to all of y'all.
Let me just say this.
None of these female rappers are a threat to Nikki.
No.
No, but it's not about.
You can put the whole industry behind them.
The industry can push all the buttons, give everybody, all the commercials, all of that shit you want to give them.
and none of these female rappers can stand next to Nikki.
They can't rap better than her.
They can't write better than her.
They don't, when they step out, they don't set the trends that Nikki sets aesthetically.
Nikki is just the one that every female rapper is chasing.
Whether they want to say it or not, she is the bar.
That's just what it is.
Now, you can put the label behind an artist and push them and propel their career 100%.
We've seen it done.
But we also know that that's what happened.
Yeah.
Like, oh, the industry pushed the button on this artist.
Don't disagree at all.
So that's what I'm saying.
Like, I get it.
Like, they're going to find the next new hot, pretty, you know, most clickable female rapper and say, okay, this is the one we're getting behind.
Ice Spice is great to get features from all of, you know, the big artists and things like that.
She's great to go all just, which I'm happy for.
Shout out to the Bronx.
I'm happy for.
But with all that aside, we still know who the top is.
And I'm saying, based off optics, Barb's relax.
based off optics,
Nikki does not behave
off the truth.
The truth is everything you just said.
Nikki is number one
and will be number one
for, I think, in my lifetime.
I don't know if I could see that happening again.
The way she set literally a whole new genre of hip-hop.
Right.
That is a legend solidified.
Who does not act like the legend?
Now she reacts to every little tiny threat
in a way that a legend would not.
And I'm not saying,
she has every right to do it.
I'm the guy to six of broom in his ass.
Who cares about my opinion?
I said that the first time I met her.
Who gives a fuck?
That's why it's a threat
because now you could get Nikki Minaj
off her fucking pedestal
that she earned and belongs on
to go wallow with people
that haven't even been solidified.
But she's been chosen
so she'll have some money
to go toe to toe with you
the same way Cardi did.
Do I think Cardi and Nikki
are on the same level?
God no.
But the optics after Nicky
went down there
and went back and forth with her
just made Cardi look like
they was on the same level.
agree yeah so you're so what you're saying is facts
what i'm saying is niki loves optics and she will go wallow with anybody
for the nonsense yeah and i wish she would stop it because she's a fucking legend
it's arguable with mulatto on twitter like there's no reason for shit like like that doesn't
make sense yeah it doesn't make sense you know i'm saying like it's so and i want to make it
clear when men do it too i think it's corny as well yeah it's not a woman thing when men do
this too that are legends and i think it's corny when men do it's another word we can't say
What's the word?
Why do you have neighbors?
Also, Bodak Yellow was a much bigger record than Munch.
So I'm just, to your argument, I agree with Rory.
I think her emotions get the best for her and she feels the urge to respond,
even though like everything you said is everything true.
But optics wise, in terms of radio and then like outside reception,
Munch isn't nearly as big as Bodak Yellow was a change.
That was a crazy.
Bodack Yellow was the year in Atlantic.
That kept the light.
We're sticking from a different age right now.
To these younger kids, Munch is a much bigger record.
You're talking from analytics.
Well, that's because the Kodak record was big.
Y'all do know that at this point, her other song is bigger than Munch, right?
Which one?
That boy's a liar.
Yeah.
Oh, that's what I'm saying.
That pop teenage shit is actually bigger than Munch, if I'm not missing it.
Edens Girl Crush.
Who's Eddn's Girl Rush?
Oh, I love her too.
Pink Panthers.
Pink Panthers.
She's great.
You met her by accident in London.
In London.
She's getting her hair done where we were.
Oh, wow, really?
That's so cool.
Edna was like, oh my God, do you know that is?
I'm like, yeah, I know.
He did.
That you sounded like, Edom.
That's cool.
Oh, yeah, I remember.
I don't know.
She lives with that group.
The reason why people are going so crazy, like I said,
is because out of all the female rappers that have come out,
Nikki was like, oh, yes, Ice Spice is the princess.
And it's just like, okay.
Is that I'm saying?
And I truly, I truly believe that that is because ICE is from New York
and Nikki just wants to champion another New York young female rap.
I believe that.
Who would be another candidate?
For what?
Princess.
Of rap?
Princess.
Doge.
Doce?
I'm sorry?
Yeah, I'm about to say.
Who was Docee?
Docee.
Come on.
You guys gave me Irish car bombs.
Doche and Dogey, I think, is going to be probably one of those, yeah.
Dochey and Doja kind of give me the same vibe of like they're rappers, but they're
artists all around, right?
So more on a, when you think of them, you think of them more as an artist than as just
like an MC. When I think of Nikki, I think of an MC. Are you seeing kind of seeing what I'm saying? Yeah, for sure. Um, so I don't, if you're going like on Nikki's
career trajectory, we would have thought at one point, we would have thought it would have been Cardi. Right. We're not
talking talent wise or some more career wise. Yeah. We would have thought it would have been Cardi. There was a
point where we thought it was going to be Meg, but circumstances have happened in her life. Her life is all
upside down right now. Um, so I don't, I actually don't know who. But Nikki allows that to even exist with the
Doja pop girl shit.
Because if you look before Nikki, the women had to be hardcore.
Like, little Kim and Foxy could rap.
I don't care who you think wrote it or whatever, but they, that was hardcore rap shit.
They delivered it.
Even though they crossed over, they had to be hardcore shit.
Nikki was that and then made women rapping also pop.
Yeah.
So you don't get boys a liar without Nikki doing starships.
Yeah.
Or pills and potion and all that shit.
Like Nikki made it cool for women to actually be softer in hip hop.
Yes.
And pop more.
I mean, I can't say Princess because I think Princess, you have to be like a lot younger.
But I think I think Lady London is somebody that is about to really, really step into the female rap ring and really like fuck shit up.
To Rory's point about the digital marketing scheme here, this was posted from Nikki's Instagram on her story, the gag, the people's champion quoting.
And then it was the same copy was pasted.
on her Twitter.
Artists don't do this.
They don't do this.
No artist makes the same post
on Instagram and then turns to Twitter
and takes the same photo
and writes the same caption.
Whoever has access to her accounts.
Don't, that's not fair.
No, artists don't do that.
Artists don't do that are fucking mothers
and have shit to do, yeah, they might copy and face the same thing.
She's not doing this.
I think Nikki would do that.
If you were to say another artist,
I would think no, but I think Nikki is doing that.
I do this for T.I.
If he post something,
You just want to say...
No, I'm just saying...
The only point was to get to him to say...
If he post something on Instagram,
the whole point is you want permission to use copy
and you don't want to...
You never want to be in a position to create a narrative.
What about the button?
What about the button on Instagram
that you can do that connects to your Twitter
that posts the same thing?
Huh?
That's not even the same image, Rory.
I'm talking about it.
Like, the, uh, the, the, the urge to, like,
withhold using an opinion or, like,
being more definitive on an artist's account
is difficult at first.
but once you have the vernacular and like the grammar from the artist,
then you press go on all platforms.
So you're saying Karen Sibble posted this.
I'm saying, look, I'm saying Nikki probably led with it,
which is probably on her Instagram because most artists don't want to give up their
Instagram, which is fine.
But whoever has access to her Twitter ran this.
I mean, if y'all really want to start talking about it,
I think all of this is North's fault.
Well, how?
Nikki wants a North TikTok.
Like, I think this is North.
Like, you know, there's days, all of this came out after North,
posted on the TikTok
and then Ice Spice
did the TikTok went north
True
Yeah
But what do you know
Kardashian striking
It all goes back to OJ
All goes back to OJ
Everything on earth
Is back to OJ
So Diplow got his dick
How why is that
Why is that the Segg
I wasn't mad at the Segway
No I'm mad at the Segway
No I'm mad at the Segre
I was gonna do like OJ blowj
Like just throw it in there
Oh
Why are you okay
No
Don't drink anymore
During Irish Carbonds before an episode
I tried to say we shouldn't have done this.
Don't do that again.
But yes, Diplo was on a...
Don't say, but yeah, and then get into Diplow.
I mean, they talked, they brought it up.
They brought it up.
Diplo was on Emeritus podcast,
and he said he received oral sex from a man,
but he doesn't feel like he's gay.
He doesn't consider that gay.
Was he in jail?
No, he was in the free world.
He was on tour.
Yeah, he was on the tour.
Which is jail to some artists.
Plenty women around.
Some, no, tour can be jailed.
to some artist, but he said he received oral sex
from a man, and while he doesn't necessarily
consider that gay, he does admit he might
be into dudes just a little bit.
Diplow, I got news for you. That's gay.
Nah, maybe he's just in the head.
He said it's not gay if he
doesn't make eye contact.
Mall thoughts.
Wait, why did you?
Why did you?
No, I was that?
Emma was that? Actually go to the bathroom.
You want to start?
You all want to start. You all right.
Hold on on. Before you do, I want to give you more
information.
Okay.
After he said that, Emily replied with, oh, that's something a straight guy would say.
Hey, Emily, I got news for you.
That's not something a straight guy would say at all.
A straight guy would never get head from a guy.
Let's just start there.
Let's start at the foundation.
A heterosexual man would never receive head from another man.
But they didn't make eye contact.
That's not totally straight.
I'm going to say it again.
It's like VR.
I'm going to say it.
It's not VR.
I'm going to say it.
A heterosexual man would never receive head from a man.
It wouldn't happen.
I agree.
What if the man identified as a woman?
Still would not get head from said.
Is it a dick in his mouth?
You would just took that.
Yeah, I think sexuality is...
Just edit out your own voice.
Can you put a mark there?
Sexuality is a what?
Sexuality, there's a spectrum of sexuality.
It's a sliding scale.
And I think his slid a little over to the, you know, bisexual side.
But, yeah, I think sexuality is a spectrum.
Nobody is completely straight or completely gay.
she got me fucked up
let me tell you something about me demerits that you may not know
I am completely straight you had a gay thought before
see you see I'm saying see how fast you got some thoughts all
she want to get cursed out she want to get cursed out
I'm trying not what's a gay thought hold on what's a gay thought
what's a gay thought like you've looked at a man and said oh he got nice
shoulders before like you've had a gay
shoulders
well what's the definition of gay then
exactly exactly exactly I have said a man is attractive
sexuality is fluid
Now, that baby gay.
Why is that gay?
Why you can't say someone's attractive?
Listen, back to you in a show.
Not a sexual way.
I just think a man could look.
He looked good, bro.
All right, see, now you took it too far.
How is that too far?
She just said it's a scale.
You went too far that way.
You went this way on the spectrum.
Yeah, come back this way.
Or go whichever way you want.
You went to I am Sam.
Yeah, yeah.
We're here.
I don't know where you're at.
I'm parked.
I'm parked over here in heterosexual land.
Bottom line is, I don't think that it was gay if he got head
from a man, I think it might be a little bisexual
if he was turned on and was like
oh, I want this man to suck my dick, but if a man
started sucking his dick, I don't think that that's
gay. If he never did it again,
he tried it, he didn't like it. If he tried it
and he didn't like it, I don't think that's...
Damaris, I'm trying to defend you here.
Hold on. You're making this argument very tough. What's the lead up to him
getting his dick sucked by dude? Wait, so if his dick was soft
and let a man suck it, that's not...
All right, say, say he's in a...
Putting soft dick in a man's mouth.
I have an issue sometimes putting soft dick in a woman's mouth.
Yo, all right, DeMaris, go ahead
because I just want to hear you, like, bring this point home.
No, all I'm saying is if he got,
if he wanted to try something,
he wanted to explore his sexuality,
he got ahead from a man and he did not like it.
He's like, oh, no, this is gross.
I don't think that that's gay.
I think that's actually proving to yourself
that you're straight.
You wanted to try something out.
Yeah, you wanted to try.
So to be straight, you got to get your dick sucked by a guy.
You don't know yet.
Come on.
My bad.
41 years, you're still not sure.
I don't know from federal.
I don't know if that's a scale.
I haven't.
No.
No, I don't know.
How can a version know if they like dick if they've never gotten any?
That's totally different.
What does a version have to do?
I'm trying so hard to be on your side right now.
That's totally different.
That's totally different.
I'm just giving you something.
Wait, so okay, here's what if the scenario is,
you break that analogy down?
What if the scenario is he's any visa, it's an orgy.
What?
Diplow!
All of you are sick.
Dipllo!
I'm hating a picture.
You're trying anything in the world that is saying Diplo is gay.
Diblo is not gay.
He's fucking.
gay, man. He's not, but he's not. He's not. He's not gay. Maw doesn't believe in bisexual. That's the
problem. Yeah, I don't. I don't think men can be bisexual. I do not believe it. Okay. All right, to Dameris's
point before she took us to the Virgin analogy, I was with it. Which was sick. It's not something I
was the sick. I am participating in. But yeah, what if somebody wanted to experiment with men
realized it was not for them and then was just women all the way through and was straight completely.
Just a little bump in the road. Are they still straight?
Alright, I'm a break.
I'm a break.
This is a very Twitter rudimentally conversation that we're having right now.
Yeah.
But it is funny that Diplo's said this on a podcast and I applaud him for.
That is bold.
That is bald.
I applaud him.
I applaud him.
I applaud anyone to consensually get their dick sucked.
Like, good for you.
It feels great.
I applaud him.
I can let Diplow did something that no man has ever done.
Like he just said he getting on a, get, getting on a podcast.
He's the first guy to say that.
He's the first guy to do that.
No, but it's big for him.
That didn't have a jail ID?
Yeah.
Wow.
Wow.
Diplo went on a podcast and said,
yo, I got my dick sucked by a dude, but I'm not gay.
Diplo, he's one of the biggest artists in the world.
That's hard.
That's true.
He'd be Bad Bunny to the punch.
Bad Bunny has to do a whole new rollout for his next album.
I think that he might have went on there and said that because he wants men to slide in his DMs or offer to suck his dick.
That's just what I think.
I don't think he needed to do this.
Yeah, they do.
There's plenty of gay men that want to suck Diplo's dick.
There's a game that know that there's a possibility they could suck him in a submission.
I mean, they have.
It's a possibility.
They want them to want them to.
You didn't say to submission.
You don't know.
No, not the submission part.
You might even whack head.
Yeah, exactly.
All right, well, let me just say that.
Imagine if you try and dudes for the first time when the head is trash.
They said it's better for your gosh.
And then saying that doesn't make you gay.
Imagine that.
Y'all got stronger jaws.
They said it's better for men.
What is that?
What is that?
That's what they say.
That's what gay men say or bisexual men say.
But do the science.
Do the science.
Do the science.
Do the science.
Why does a stronger jaw mean, what is a correlation?
between the two.
It's kind of like if you have stronger legs,
you can walk longer, I guess, I don't know.
You have more suction.
So you have more suction power.
You have more suction power.
If you got a stronger joy, you can suck you.
Yo, don't ever see.
I'm trying to help you here.
Don't ever say suction power.
I'm heterosexual, so I don't know nothing about this.
I'm heteroreau, bro.
But you get your dick sucked?
Yeah.
Right.
Right.
I don't need to get my dick sucked by a man to dig out of a woman with a strong
jaw.
Oh, yes.
Oh, Jesus Christ.
You never.
got your dick sucked by a girl that favored her father
as far as bone structure?
Listen, I am heterosexual. I don't know
what's scare y'all talking about.
No, Mom, I'm not going to let you do this.
This is a new conversation.
What? I'm heterosexual.
Have you ever? Of course you found a woman attractive, right?
Oh, God, I hate where Rory's about to take this.
Of course she's beautiful.
Yeah. You're a heteroman.
You think that woman is gorgeous.
So he's great. You meet her father and her mother,
and then you realize who had the stronger genes
and God damn her father was a beautiful woman.
Yeah, it's happened.
Thank God for her father.
Yeah, it's happened.
Absolutely.
It scares you at first.
She was like, whoa.
Am I attracted to him?
You look just like your dad.
Yeah, but she was a woman.
Do you beat afterwards too?
Yeah, I continue to beat that thing down.
Yeah, for sure.
I don't give a fuck.
She's a woman.
This dude, my friend, is gay.
Diplo is gay.
I don't care with none of y'all.
I don't get what scale you're talking about.
How y'all try to slide it.
You get you.
If you're a man and you get head from a man,
guess what?
You're gay.
Did you try to rationalize thinking that her father just had softer features?
You don't think it's gay?
No.
I don't think he's gay.
Getting a dick sucked by a man?
I don't think you're actually bisexual.
I'm a firm believer.
I'm not as far right as malls.
Yeah.
I don't think, yeah, I don't think it's defending as his mall.
It doesn't make you straight.
I'm not saying he's straight.
I'm saying, as is de Maris, he's bisexual.
Okay.
Or, you know, adventurous that day.
adventurous that day.
I'm saying if he has say
Yeah there's buying
gay, it's all right. I'm not saying he's
straight, I'm saying he's by
That's it.
He's gay, man. I'm removing him
A category.
Wait, you can't do that.
But I'm saying he's by sexual.
We're never getting that Diplo interview.
I don't want one.
I do.
Diplow numbers go crazy.
He asked for some head.
He got head.
And no, I don't suck his dick for the interview.
Whoa, whoa.
All right.
See how fast he tried to throw you on the scale?
Is that gay, Roy?
You have the tattoo.
No, it's, that's work.
No, he's just an amazing worker.
You saw the Fire Fest, Doc.
That guy was about to suck dick for water.
Paper towels?
Okay, but that's not a Diplow interview.
Like, we have other interviews.
Like, we're okay.
You don't need to get on your knees.
A Diplow interview would be way better than Firefest.
There wasn't even tomatoes.
Adam, would you suck dick for a Diplo interview?
No.
I'm sorry.
We're never getting that interview.
See?
Ed, Ed, it's not gay.
I'm sorry.
Oh, that one thing out of all the gay shit, he said,
that was the thing that's a little bit of.
You want to fuck mall so bad.
Wait, what?
Whoa, I told you that in confidence.
Wait, and everybody's fine.
Irish car bomb should not happen before we do this episode.
You talk about being involved with a little spoon.
I didn't say I was his little spoon.
I said I was his little kiwi.
Edin, I'm trying to help you not be kidding.
My bad, my bad, my bad.
Enough featuring Jay Electronica and Reggie on all DSPs right now.
Speaking of a closeted homosexuality.
Jesse.
You was in trains though, so you kind of, I don't know if you could talk shit about, about
what trains was on?
Who's ass?
The D-Train.
Hey.
I haven't been on a D-Train in a while.
Hey, you.
I saw it.
I mean, is it kind of like, you was around, you was around the dicks?
It's not gay.
So, okay, so if I, if I'm in a gym and I take showers and there's other guys in the shower,
I'm gay?
Because at that, what you're saying is just being naked around another man,
me's your gay. You're plumbing at your own house.
Pipes for it.
You see how I said it was the spectrum?
As someone... Where is he on the spectrum right now?
Where is he?
He's on a...
How am I... I don't know how you are. I'm just asking
where are you at on the spectrum right now? I'm just
chilling. I'm straight. Oh, okay. Okay.
So you think... It was so convincing.
And we can close this, I promise, because this is kind of immature
and old Twitter... Yeah, it's a podcast.
But... Where do you
put trains on that spectrum?
What do you mean? Because to me...
Because to me, as someone that I identify as straight.
So being naked in front of a man makes you gay?
No, that's not what I'm saying.
In a sexual situation?
But having a sec-like, I've never want to be part of a train because I have no interest in being in a sexual situation with a man.
Diplo have a blast on tour.
Have a blast.
I don't care.
I personally just don't want to be in a sexual environment.
Well, let me not say environment because I've been in sexual environments.
It's fucking.
I've been uptown before.
All right.
Excuse me.
I don't want to be in a sexual experience.
with a man. That's why I have no interest in trains.
Doesn't turn me on. I'm cool.
Where do you put trains on that spectrum?
I don't put...
Isn't that kind of gay, too?
No.
Is it... It's not gay because... By that definition?
So, yeah, as long as the guys aren't touching each other and doing anything with each other,
then... Bumping balls.
Yeah.
See, now, I don't know about bumping balls.
Yeah, you can't...
But at some point, you're going to look at your man's, like, your homie shit.
If you're in the room...
Telling your homie to move when you both have no underwear on to go into the same hole.
If we're going by your definition, gay as fuck.
You're going to see your homie shit.
Like it's going to happen.
Yeah, but that doesn't make it gay.
No, I don't care about that.
That doesn't make it gay.
But like it, you're, you're fucking going for the same hole.
Okay.
Not even that.
Let's just go into, y'all are both hard and turned on in the same room.
Because a woman is we really want to fuck this shit.
A naked beautiful girls right there.
Yeah.
Okay.
Are they always beautiful?
I would hope so.
The ones that usually do that aren't.
That's not, that's not true.
That is not true.
That is not true.
That is not true.
That is not true.
I know some girls that got wiped up after a train was running.
She was so good.
And we laughed like, yo, he's tripping.
She's bad.
She's gorgeous.
Body crazy.
But, nah, the heart wants what the heart wants?
Yeah, no, I get it.
I get it.
I'm not standing there.
And then you're going to say, how'd you meet?
And then you.
On the Amtrak?
Met on the train?
Yeah.
Yeah.
We met on the train.
That's how you met.
Same car.
How'd you meet on the train?
Same car.
Yeah, it's like the movie Terminal with Tom Hanks.
I love that movie.
it's nothing like
Wait, Tom Hanks is in another train movie?
It's a airplane airport.
What's wrong with Julian?
No, remember the Polar Express?
That was...
Tom Hanks and transportation never goes well.
It never goes well.
Planes.
COVID.
Chet.
Boats.
Captain Sully.
Anytime he's going somewhere.
What the fuck?
He has trouble getting there, right?
Who is his agent?
He has trouble getting to his destiny.
Hey, transportation scripts. That's it.
AIDS.
Well, I think sexuality, I can't even speak.
Sexuality is a spectrum.
I'm with Damaris here.
I agree with Damaris.
Same.
Sexuality is a spectrum.
Yes.
And I just think that if you had let a, if you're a man and you let a man give you head,
then you're on the gay side of the spectrum.
That's all.
Sure.
You know.
Okay.
Well, what about Republican Tennessee lieutenant governor, Randy McNally?
Okay.
79 years old and recently passed several anti-LGBQ laws.
Okay.
Has now been outed on Instagram for liking and making very suggestive comments to photos of a trans model.
I don't know what, someone with a trans account.
Yeah, he was doing it on TikTok too.
Outed.
He's putting heart emojis and fire emoji combos like it's the money bag.
That's his money bag on.
He's not getting outed.
He put that in public records.
Doing that with a blue check is hilarious.
He has a verified check.
Yeah, that's the fact.
You didn't get exposed.
That's not out of purpose.
Yeah, that's not out it.
And he said that he supports all of his constituents
and he was just being supportive.
They say he comments on a lot of people's stuff,
not just twinks.
So.
What?
Twinks.
Is that the technical term?
It's like a sinner gay man.
Well, it's like a younger, like trans man,
like a younger gay boy.
Twinks?
So petaphylia.
No, not like a kid.
Not like a child, dude.
But younger guys.
I'm pro-transgender.
If they start adding in pedophilia into that alphabet,
no.
I'm not going to the praise.
20-year-olds, I'm sorry.
20-year-olds, is what I am saying.
Like younger, smaller.
He's 70.
I don't think 70-year-olds should be looking at the 20-year-olds period.
So, Twink is a modern day...
No matter what your spectrum is.
It's a typical cute white boy next door.
Youthful and innocent and appearance.
Perfect teeth.
Their bodies are smooth, slim, and tone similar to a swimmer's built.
You're going to get Julian upset because they're allowed to have preferences and he's not.
they have straight
or slightly wavy natural blind
and I know he's mad because he's really not laughing
or tuzzled
I'm getting hard over here
It's a spectrum
Brunette hair and usually wear
racial spectrum
You can often find them having expensive brunches
Look where you can find them
Look at our source
Urban Dictioner
Having expensive brunches are at the gym training
To maintain their figures
Oh it's the IG model
They're the most desired boys in the gay.
Oh, they're the Kardashians of the gay community.
Yes.
Oh, okay.
Okay.
Yo, being the most desired boys in the game is the sickest title.
Fuck it.
Oh, and there's Twunks.
Twonks are slightly more muscular version of a twink.
It's the black version.
It's a high, they're highly sought after.
Twinks prefer to date other twinks, but will occasionally date a twunk.
They got the data.
Yeah, they'll date a twonk every now and again.
What did it?
I love when I walk down the street and see a twink and a twink and a twunk.
I'm like, oh, love.
Twink and a twink and a twink.
I don't know if you knew this about Leonardo DeCabro.
He was a twink before a twink death.
Got him.
So Leonardo.
What is Twink death?
Before he gained weight, I guess, and, you know.
Oh, before he turned 50?
Yeah.
That's what, according to Urban Dictionary.
Wait, so Leo broke up with him once he got to a twunk.
No, Leo was a considered a twink.
He was a twink.
Before a twink death got him.
Got you.
I love my joke.
You know, you don't never heard about the twink death?
No.
Julian was a victim.
Leonardo DeCabre was a victim of Twink death.
Anyway, the point.
Call back to this lieutenant state general similar to is your brother friends with him.
What's the deal?
With who?
This gentleman.
Not the twink governor.
The guy that likes the twinks.
Oh, when the twink turns 30, they look that as dead as to the gig.
It's like a basketball one.
Yeah, it's like, oh, he's 30.
Wow.
Too old.
Well, I'm glad Randy McNally has decided that he's on the spectrum too.
But going by what Julian was saying with digital marketers and the niki menombo,
thing.
Oh, okay.
Maybe his digital
marketer just copy and pasted
all those hearts and fire
emojis from platform to platform.
Yeah, I don't think that was...
And who runs his account
since you're tapped in
with the government, Julian?
Are you putting this on me?
100%.
Did you copy and paste?
If Nikki doesn't do her shit,
why does he do his shit?
I don't work with Randy McNally.
I don't work in politics.
You don't work in politics.
I don't.
Your brother is the fucking guy
that shuts off the lights in the parks
at midnight.
You mean you don't fucking work with politics.
Do you work in...
Yep.
Oh, all right.
Got you there.
He wins.
I said he shut all that down.
Yep, I do.
I don't even know what the fuck he's about to say.
But I don't know.
I mean, I think it's fucked up that he has stopped transgender rights or LGBTQ rights and it's still doing this.
But maybe he's this dedicated to being this role play.
Maybe he really wants to dominate them and they want to be dominated so much that he's in legislation.
This is a sub-dom thing to the next level.
He's just being in character.
He's shutting down.
their rights to exist.
That really turns them on.
There's some danger in the mix.
Listen, Randy, I'm not sure if that's you're a nasty man.
No, no, no, we can't do that.
I don't know if that's Randy behind that account.
It's a verified check.
Yeah, but I mean, he has a verified check, but I don't know if he's running his account.
So Randy, if that's you leaving fire emojis and hearts and telling Twinks that they can turn a sunny, what is it, a rainy day into a rainbow?
Is that a St. Patrick's Day joke?
Is it?
a goal that's in the rainbow.
Irish.
His name is McNally.
His name is McNally.
He's Irish.
Do you feel like the LGBT
community took the Irish logo?
Like, they took the fucking rainbow
from us.
I think that the LGBT
community can have whatever they want.
I agree.
Good job, Ma.
That's what I believe.
All right, you know what?
That's the title of the episode.
Yeah.
Do whatever you want.
Do whatever you want.
Twinks is just a fun word, by the way.
Speaking of Twinks,
go on
Juicy has a fucking dockout
You're laughing
But juicy definitely was a twink
Before he hit 30
And had twink death
We don't know if juicy was in
I'd just to make it real
Jesse Smolet?
Yeah
You don't think Jesse Smuley is gay
Wait I thought he is gay
He's openly gay
He's openly gay
He wasn't a twink or a twinkie
He was a croissant
That's a French twinkie
Jesse Smollet
likes a croissant crosson
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
Jesse.
Have y'all watched this
fucking doc?
No, but I saw the trailer for it.
I'm embarrassed to say...
And this is not real.
This can't be real.
It's 100% real.
This cannot be real.
Extra put out just the funny portion of it.
I'll be real on this podcast and transparent.
I gave Fox Nation.
I did the free trial.
I gave them $5.99.
Then I canceled the subscription.
Mm-hmm.
But I watched...
Candace Owens has a great show on that.
You had to pay to watch this doc?
Yeah.
It's on Fox's streaming shit.
So I'm Fox Nation.
So I did the free trial.
because after I saw this clip and we have a podcast.
I'm sold too.
I'm sold.
I'm sold.
I have to watch this.
Even if they were lying, I was sold.
Yeah, I have to watch this.
So it's a series, and it's actually a really in-depth series.
It's very serious as well.
They have the chief of police.
They have all the reporters, Fox News executives, so you know it's the truth.
It's a really good doc series.
They just put the funny part with the guys that robbed juicy.
The funny part the words referred to is they reenact the robber.
robbery and they do it in a very
comical, satirical way.
And they were suggesting before
this scene that went viral,
Jesse, like, really directed
this scene.
He should have let them improv, because they
fucking smoke this scene.
This was way better than the real robbery.
Question. So these, the brothers, these African
Oscendero.
I don't ask me to pronounce it. Osindaro.
Sorry if I'm butchering that.
They didn't receive any jail time?
Osintario.
No, because they snitched.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
Okay.
They Troy have the situation.
Got it.
Wow.
It's right there.
I don't know what you want from me.
Got it.
Okay.
All right.
Yeah, I was just trying to figure out how these gentlemen didn't receive any jail time.
But that, okay, that makes sense.
No, all right.
So they got picked up.
Essentially, the cops, it was the easiest crime scene to figure out.
Well, don't say that.
Because when I figured it out when we did that other show, I got cursed out for weeks.
When I said, bullshit.
The Meatball Sub made it home.
More.
which by the way is like all of episode three all everyone breaking it down as the cops are like the whole meatball sandwich
yo I don't know how people during that time really thought that this was real like okay you got your ass beat
bleaks throwing on you but the meatball marineress up made it home I'll tell you why okay the same way I may have
thought the same things in my head but I am a phony white liberal so when you said that to me on the old show
I was like, what?
Trump is ruining the country's racist fucks.
Yeah.
So they get into that in the show, which I think there's some validity to and some not.
They talked about whatever the press room was in Chicago when everyone got that to their phones,
like Jesse Smollett beat up by MAGA, whatever, and everyone read it.
And they were all on the liberal side of newspapers.
It wasn't like the Fox News point.
They all looked at it like, nah, but we can't say no.
and everyone got behind it.
It was a tough thing to say when you had the small details
until you started thinking like, huh?
Yeah.
But it is a great doc,
and these guys deserve to really be actors.
They're charismatic.
I see what Jesse saw in them.
These guys are stars.
I'm a fan.
These guys are fucking stars.
I'm going to watch it because I just would love to see them talk about in depth what
happened, how they planned it, how they carried it out.
Did Jesse respond to this?
documentary anywhere you know they put the we reached out to jesse and there was no comment yeah but
they said the guy said he gave him a nuggie which created the scar in his that was the funniest thing
yeah you say he wanted to leave that was part of the trail he wanted to leave some bruises on him
um to kind of make it look real and i just can't understand this was this would have been the
perfect perfect crime if they would have just stomped on the meatball sub that's that's that's just
that's what ruined it it it made it home
intact.
He also said when he put the noose around Jesse, he never put it on his neck.
He wrapped it around his head.
He was very definitive about that point.
Because that is too far.
It's too far.
Okay.
There's limits.
Don't touch the sub or the neck.
I have said on this podcast that I do have some respect for Jesse for like just dying on
this lie.
Like he could have went the mental health route that he was going through it and had to do this
because he had to do it and he's going to get help.
I thought that was going to be the route.
He has died on this lie with tears in his fucking eyes.
There's some respectable shit about that.
Yeah.
More information I got from this doc of how dedicated he was to this lie.
It wasn't going to be bleach originally.
Justi wanted them to pour gas on him.
I was like he's, nah.
This is method acting to another degree.
This was like when Sean Penn ate glass.
Like this guy is fucking committed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yo, best actor of all time.
Is it fair to say?
He's up there.
He calls herself the, I believe, the gay Tupac.
Yeah, they call himself the gay Tupac.
The gay Tupac.
Yeah.
I think he deserved the Oscar.
You think these guys
deserve the supporting Oscar
over Jamie Lee Curtis?
I would say so.
Over Jamie Lee?
Different category.
They have one of the...
Different category for sure.
Because you know,
Fox had Empire.
So they have one of the high executives,
former executive of Fox that was part of that.
I'm going to say he was on the spectrum.
Not that one.
The sexuality one we're talking about.
That's so crazy.
He said he went to go support
Jesse in LA at that show
that he said he was the gay Tupac
and he was fully, he was the head of Empire
one of the producers like he was like let me go stand
with my guy he said he was front row
and Jesse said
I'm the gay Tupac and he said
let's cancel empire
I was with him all the way
until he said he said I know people have been robbed
I've been robbed I have friends that are in jail
for robbing people yeah no one
has been robbed and then said
I'm the gay Tupac I'm the gay Tupac
Jesse, I think as a result of all of this, he probably needs his ass beat for real in real life.
Damn.
Yeah, this was crazy.
Because at the time when this happened, like where we said, it was a very sensitive time in the country.
There was a lot going on.
So this could have caused a whole different type of reaction and could have, you know, triggered a whole bunch of different type of hate crimes and things like that.
This was a very, very dangerous thing for Jesse to do at that time.
And I don't want to make this sound like I'm defending police by any means.
But when the chief of police came on and said,
do not release that footage of the guy in the red hat
because at that point they didn't have real information.
They had just had what Jesse had said.
Yeah.
Said, do not release that footage in color
because that guy has a red beanie on
and he said it was a MAGA hat.
This city and I forgot the gentleman's name,
rest in peace, that was shot 16 times by Chicago police.
That happened like two weeks prior to that.
Jesus.
Said the city will burn the fuck down.
Yeah.
But that's what I'm saying.
So Jesse, that whole thing.
That's how fucked up Jesse is.
It could have gotten.
That could have turned really bad for other people.
It could have been like a really, really bad thing for that city and the country,
especially, like I said, at that time, everybody was on edge.
It was a lot of, you know, racial tension.
It still is a lot of racial tension in the country.
But that was a very, very dangerous thing for Jesse to try to do.
And, yeah, man, I think he really needs his ass beat behind that.
Well, his ass is getting beat just in a different way.
Well, you know.
Is he in JET?
Oh, oh, because, oh, the twink.
Got it.
Well, anyways, yeah.
Twunk.
And then the brothers talked about a.
Telling Jesse when they were getting their costumes for the for the scene.
They're like, man, we got a red scully.
We looked everywhere.
They don't sell magats in Chicago.
That's hilarious.
Because Jesse asked them to get a magat.
He's like, we can't find one.
Yeah, this was such a weird story.
But I am going to watch this, I got to watch this documentary just so I could laugh some more.
Because the way the two brothers were walking, reenacting the fucking the night is just, I can't believe this is a real documentary.
Yeah.
I think Jesse is not only the greatest actor.
if he comes out at the end of all this
on some like
fourth wall I directed this entire thing
he's also the greatest director of all time
I think this is like a real
artistic thing that we just don't understand
like remember when Jay-Z pretended
to be the art and like shot at the fans and did his
Bosci art rhymes like maybe this is what Jesse
is doing with this entire thing in reality
he was trying to bring attention to the racial
divide in the country even though he
used two big African brothers to
he couldn't find him. Yeah he went really
rogue on the casting why would he pick
the most Nigerian-looking dudes he could find
In Chicago.
To throw MAGA hats on.
And all the cops, and most of them were black in the dock,
we're like, we looked at the video camera
and like, we don't want to sound that way,
but we were like, this is two black guys.
I could imagine that, though, the cops, like,
are we looking at the right tape?
Because this is not two white men.
Two guys, two grown white men in the suburbs of Chicago.
If Jesse went out there and said,
I will give you $100 to kick my ass and put a news on my neck,
they would do that shit for free.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
Like, why didn't he go to the,
you should have just gone to them?
I don't know, man.
This whole thing was weird.
Because they were to ask,
who are you?
We don't, we've never heard about it.
He's gay and black.
That's bad enough.
That's it.
That's all they need.
Uh, so what is the name of the documentary?
Uh,
the anatomy of a hoax.
Yeah, anatomy of a hoax.
Oh, hoax.
Just type into the anatomy of a hoax.
I'm about to be like, what?
More knows that one.
Well, just, they had said Jesse was running around Chicago being a little thotty.
A twink?
Yeah, one of the, stop.
One of the twins, well, they're not twins, but one of the brothers said,
if you're on the sexual spectrum, you know what he was trying to say.
Jesse was fucking one of them.
Oh, okay.
They was all going out.
And then you saw the other brother who was not on the sexual spectrum was quiet for a whole episode.
Okay.
Like he was just, like this is gay shit.
You sat that one out.
That's what he said, not me, even though he didn't say it.
Just got something to do with them.
I could feel that's what he was saying.
Oh, yeah, I'm going to check that documentary out.
Send me your logging pass.
Yeah, already canceled it.
but I'll try it.
Well, it should last the month, though.
Oh, yeah, you got it.
Oh, so you go crazy with Tucker.
Yeah, send it to me.
I want to see.
You got the whole, you have every Tucker episode now.
I want to see what Candice is talking about.
Well, like DeMara said, is this, was this like an Oscar-worthy performance?
Oh, absolutely.
Yeah.
With Gail?
Well, yeah, with Gail, it was 100%.
I don't know because I caught bullshit as soon as it happened.
So I didn't believe it at all.
So I can't say it's Oscar-worthy because I didn't believe it.
I didn't believe it for a while.
I didn't believe that.
I didn't believe it.
Once they said that meatball marinerer made it home.
I see me get the fuck out of here
You had bleach throwing on you,
jumped a noose around your neck
With the sandwich and that little ass flimsy
Subway bag
That's plastic you know that thin plastic bag
To give you some way
Don't do that those subway bags are like microwave ceiling
They hold up though
Not if somebody whooping your ass
With bleach and a noose around your fucking
Are you kidding me?
That shit was not making it home
When I used to eat subway
I feel like if someone threw bleach on it
I probably would just throw in the trash
That's not worth five dollars
Yeah you're getting jumped
You're not when you get your bearings together
Where's the Sub
You're not looking for the sandwich
But it's footage that we had never seen.
Like him stumbling into his own lobby of, because he was in character.
Yeah, yeah.
He stumbled into the lobby of his building with the subway sandwich, like tripping up the steps with the sandwich.
Still made it.
Yeah, still made it.
Wait, really?
I swear to God.
Still made it.
No, it's mad unseen footage that's hilarious.
Oh, damn it.
Speaking of Oscar winning performances and suspensions and things like that,
John Morant has officially been handed eight games suspension without pay for conduct,
detrimental to the league. Obviously, we knew that was coming, knew that was happening. So I do believe
that he will be eligible to play Monday, the 20th against Dallas. So that's what the NBA stands.
That's the official with suspension. I know he is in Florida right now. He is in a program
receiving some counseling and things like that. They probably just sent them down there to just
talk about what you can and can't do as far as, you know, when you're representing the NBA and
the Memphis Grizzlies, which Josh should have already known, but he's young. He made him more.
mistake. And hopefully he learned from this, which I think he will and move forward and,
you know, continue to be an all-star player. Have you ever had friends go to rehab?
Yeah. Why is it always Nevada or Florida? Why is it close to Vegas or Florida?
Well, they... Why is that where people need to heal? Well, you know, taxes, number one.
Got to pay some taxes down there. But I think they try to put you in a place where you can be
isolated, kind of away from everything.
and no distractions and things like that.
I don't know why they chose to send Jai
to a counseling program in Florida,
but, you know, I think just handing down the suspension
and letting him meet with Commissioner Stern,
I mean, Commissioner Sterns, Commissioner Silver,
and, you know, talk about, you know,
what you're allowed to do and not allowed to do
as far as representing the NBA.
I think that would have been enough, but, you know,
I think that this is something that Jai will move past.
I think he made a mistake.
He's young.
You know, it is what it is.
It's stupid.
But, you know, I'm glad that they gave him a date.
They gave him suspension officially handed it down.
He sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
He knows when he'll be back to join the team.
So hopefully we can move past this.
I don't want Jai to be suspended, but I want him to have a real therapist or a real cleansing.
Not the way that they gave Kyrie homework.
Yeah, not.
Like, I want a real therapist.
I want someone that understands the culture.
Look at Jai and say, you had your shirt off, but denim jeans on.
and you spent 50K and you were sober.
Get your shit together.
Get your shit together,
Josh.
Please get drunk.
If you was drunk,
I don't think you need rehab.
The fact that you had your shirt off
at a strip club
and spent that much money
without a single shot,
there's something wrong with your brain.
I mean,
I know 50K is a cent to him in my world.
Maybe.
But you saw that menacing look on the security film.
Yeah, that looks crazy.
And I was fucked up for me.
to put that footage out.
Exactly.
I'm not going to lie.
Short,
short-sighted for sure.
It was a stupid.
I'm not going to lie, though.
That's a legendary photo.
That is a legendary photo.
That's a legendary photo.
That's a legend.
That's a album cover.
Because if he does put a mixtape out,
that's a album cover.
That's a legendary fucking cover.
You can't see the floor.
We don't know if that's carpet,
hardwood,
Marble.
You don't know,
and it's one girl.
And his pants are on.
Yeah.
And then you see the security guards
standing there looking at both of them.
I'm about your fam?
Get out of here,
man.
I'm like, wait, are you standing right here watching me, get my, you know what I'm
get my shit off?
But that's a legendary, look at that.
Like that looks like set direction.
Bro, that's a legendary.
That looked like they hired someone to put that the way it is.
That is legendary.
That's nuts.
That is, why is he so fucking close?
That's what I'm saying.
I would have told him, yo, get out of here, man.
That gave him a thousand dollars.
You'll beat it, man.
Who's eating all that food, too?
I hope they box that up.
Just leave that.
Strip club food is good.
If a man is in the strip club or all that money on the floor with no shirt on alone,
she needs a security guard in there.
Also, this is...
He probably works for her.
This is menacing behavior.
They were in Denver, by the way.
This is a Denver strip club.
Oh, coincidence?
They were in Denver.
Hmm, ma'all.
Yeah.
Oh, snowmobiling.
Yeah, I see what's going on.
Yeah, look at all the snow he threw on the floor.
That's the same.
Is the security guard, the tour guy?
Exactly.
That's the tour guy right to.
Took you off the trail?
Exactly.
Hey, it was a group of y'all.
But yeah, hopefully, John, man, listen, man,
put this behind you and stop listening to all that goddamn rat early in the
morning.
That's the goddamn problem.
I'm glad to say it.
It's the music, man.
If you want to do this in strip club, have a blast.
Just don't pull guns out, bro.
No, don't pull the phone out.
None of this happens if he doesn't pull his phone out.
Well, that's security cameras.
Yeah, but still.
Put his phone on, he putting his gun on Instagram live is what started this
and what made them release that phone.
Yeah, like you, this could all be avoided if you just leave your phone in your pocket.
Don't pull that shit out and go live on Instagram.
But do you think the guy with his shirt off at a strip club
sober is also the guy that would think maybe I shouldn't put a gun on my Instagram.
I mean, listen, I'm a tribute all of it to just job being young with a lot of access,
a lot of money, a lot of attention, a lot of, you know.
I got faith in job, though.
Yeah, I don't think he's a bad person.
He comes from a good family.
You know, I just think that he's just young, rich and just made a mistake, man.
It happens.
But I probably sound like it.
I do like what Pat Beverly said as far as him feeling like a lot of the music that these
young athletes listen to encourage a lot of their behavior because I do believe that.
And I'm from the hip hop community, so I'm allowed to speak on it.
Growing up, when we listened to, like I said, doggy style and Snoop, we wanted to drink 40 ounces.
I never knew what the fuck of 40 ounce was before I heard Snoop rap.
You know what I mean?
So, like, I know that the music influences behavior.
It influences actions.
A lot of these young guys, the music they listen to is very violent, very drug-induced, very drug-heavy shit.
Very misogynistic as well.
Very misogynistic.
You know what I mean?
So it's just like, you know, we got to-
recording her lifestyle.
We got to understand that, you know, a lot of the things, a lot of the energy and the
worries that we take in, it does have an effect on us.
It does have an effect on what we do.
So just be mindful of that, man.
Just know that you have a big responsibility and you have a lot of people depending on
you.
Your family is depending on you.
So it is what it is.
You know, you got a lot of great power.
It's a lot of great responsibility that comes with that.
So I'm just glad he has an end date.
He knows when he'll be back with his team.
He knows when he'll be back on the court.
So hopefully we can put this behind us and we don't have to.
to talk about this again because I think John Morant is an amazing talent and has a great future
ahead of them. Thank you guys, specifically the women. I will tease our next Patreon episode. It has to
do with me getting some head in a bathroom. There was some bagpipes around. It'll all tie together.
St. Patrick's Day. It was a woman that. Okay. Diplo. That was the question. There may have been a
diplo song playing at the time, but I was getting head in the bathroom and somehow bagpipes got
involved in it. I'm going to try to call my cousin to verify it because I
really think you guys are going to think I'm lying. Okay.
Oh, your cousin was in the bathroom. He's in a stall next to him.
Well, it's a tight, Nick community, the Irish.
That's all family. It's like the London story. No, you believe in trains, right?
Yeah, absolutely. A train is the quickest train of Harlem. Keep it in the family.
So, yeah, we'll be back next week to talk to you guys. Have a safe weekend. Happy St.
Patrick's Day. Be safe. If you're going to any parade, any festivities, don't end
up in the slammer over the weekend.
You will regret it as soon as you sober up.
This has been another episode of New Rory and Mall.
I don't want to call you, can I call you Ginger?
St. Patrick's there.
Just don't use the Hardy-R.
Okay.
Use it A.
I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger.
The A's.
Bigger.
Ah, ha, ha.
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