New Rory & MAL - Episode 160 | Rory is Drake’s Munch
Episode Date: April 18, 2023We apologize in advance for Rory’s behavior throughout this episode. We start by supporting the union of Nicki and Ice Spice, but also predict how long it’ll last. This past Sunday, Rory, Mal, and... Julian went to the Apollo to see Lil Wayne. Rather quickly we learned that Mal really isn’t a Wayne fan (argument ensues). In other disappointing concert news, Frank Ocean left everyone at Coachella upset after many technical problems and turning his set into karaoke. Speaking of karaoke, is it hip-hop for Usher to give 21 Savage a mic to sing? Even worse, is it hip-hop for Rory to DM Drake laughing emojis and never get a response? Friendships tend to come to a close which is also the case for Ja Rule and Billy McFarland. Did you hear about the woman that claimed to have hooked up with 6 guys a day for a week? This leads into a conversation about the double standard between men and women and of course high school bleachers get involved. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as, $200k in dimes getting stolen, Netflix’s ‘Beef’, Knicks/Lakers playoff wins, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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You responded to a Drake story.
I felt, I felt nasty afterwards, but I thought it was funny.
Yeah, that's disgusting.
You thought Drake was funny.
Listen, I've laughed at shit that celebrities that I follow post it.
I've never responded.
I felt it.
It was like, oh.
You should have unscented.
Is that hip-hop?
No, I don't uncented.
You're a picnic.
That's a picnic.
That was like, you'll pick me.
Yeah, you're a pick me.
Oh my God, Driz, you're so funny.
Oh, that's so, that's not hip-hop.
No, worry and mom.
I think full of dishes, pacing in the kitchen, cocaine for breakfast.
Yikes, bed full of women.
Flip on a tripod, little red light on shooting.
I'm feeling like Stanley, cool brick.
Running around my mind, boy.
No?
I didn't get to see the using.
I just want to know why you looked at me when you said that.
Because you're running through my mind and you're a boy.
My first one, my mind.
Watch your mouth
I'm a man
You know your people
Used to call us boy back in the day
I didn't mean it like that
I was singing lyrics
I just had a flashback
I just had a flashback
I wasn't saying it in that way
Okay
But don't say boy
Actually don't sing
And turn to look at me
Don't do that
What if I said you're running
You people are running through my mind
When you say you say you people
What do you mean?
Black people
Oh yeah no
No we're not running through your mind
Got it
We stopped running years ago
Okay
Welcome to a new episode
Of the new Roryin-Mall
podcast
I am all.
I'm Rory.
And we are back, brother.
How you feeling?
No.
What was that?
That was the sound that...
All right, hold on.
But that was the sound that Ice Spice and Nicky were making it.
No, I got you.
I was singing all weekend.
I got you.
I want to know what happened.
What's going on?
You're right?
I'm fine.
I feel amazing.
Let's have one of those episodes.
What's going on, man?
Are you okay?
No, I don't need a check in.
You sure?
You can just tell me.
Please stop.
Just tell me when something is wrong.
Is that what she said, though, no?
Yeah, but you started off singing Frank Ocean and then you looked at me.
Because it was Coachella weekend.
Now you're making weird noises with your throat and mouth.
Because that's what Nikki did on her remix to Princess Diana.
She was in the back on, glah, glah.
Oh, okay.
Versatility.
So it's like that's what you're just letting us know what you've been listening to over the weekend.
We owe that kids from royalties from Vine that did that.
Like, he's pretty much all hip-hop now.
Is he?
All the ad-lives are pretty much that.
He invented drill rap.
He did.
Or at least a drill ad lib, for sure.
I actually think he's dead.
Rest and peace.
No, I don't think he's dead.
Does the Rattata-ta kid?
No, I'm pretty sure he had to standoff with the police and was murdered.
Can we look that up?
What?
Can we look that up?
They thought it was a gun?
He wanted a ratata.
I'm like 90% sure.
Please, okay, let's stop laughing.
You're not 90% sure of that.
I'm 100% sure he had a standoff with the police.
And look at Julian spent on the ratata.
Brian Silva.
That's not him.
He's not dead.
That's not the, that's not the, that's not the dude.
Well, this video, this video called Vine's biggest douchebag is not dead.
Okay, but there was a rumor he died and to stand off with the police.
And you also just said you're 90% sure he died.
Yeah.
You just said.
But the first headline is he's not dead, meaning that there was a big 90% rumor.
Oh.
That the cops took out the ratata.
Okay.
Well, good to hear that that gentleman is still alive.
And inspiring remixes with Ice Spice and Nikki Minaj.
How was your weekend?
It was clearly it was great.
Clearly, look what I did.
Clearly you did drugs this weekend.
You was on something heavy this weekend.
I was off that Ice Spice.
I saw the Ice Spice and Nikki Minaj video.
And my immediate.
thought of Damaris, because I know how much she loves ice spice.
She's an ice spice advocate.
What did the ice spice?
What do they call her ice spice like family?
The spices.
Munchkins?
The munchkins.
I have no clue.
You're not a part of that?
No, I'm not a munchkin.
Are they the munchkins?
That would be dope if they were just considered the munchkins.
What if they were the orphans?
Just because she has like the anti vibe.
That's hard.
I like that too.
And like her live shows were called the group home.
Oh, it did a live show.
And it was all preem doing group home beats.
What if ice spice?
did like a listening session at group homes that actually
kind of dope we made a joke but munchkins is actually correct but that would be kind of sick
because it's not like one of those rollouts where they're connected it's not like she was once
an orphan she just favors an orphan from a movie yeah she's plenty she got the ante cut um hair
haircut um i did enjoy the video but you know it was a perfect representation of women
pretending to be friends let's just smack each other's butts where do we rank this with cardi
and megan running through their playhouse during wa-oh oh let's be serious swat ice spice
And Nikki running through their playhouse with Princess Diana.
Let's be serious.
You know the answers to that.
I don't.
No, I'm asking you.
I don't speak for all women like you do.
Well, you know what?
Everybody has a preference.
I prefer the WAP music video.
Because there was more rooms.
They only stayed in one location.
Maybe they had roommates.
Better song and, you know.
But this is a great video.
I'm so happy that they linked up and they're enjoying each other.
You think this is a better song than WAP?
No.
I'm asking.
No.
I don't think this is a better song to Wop.
And neither the fuck do you.
I didn't think about it.
I'm sorry.
Like, but congratulations to Ice Spice.
That was the fakes congratulations.
100% wearing a thing.
That's like when you was nominated for like best rapper and you lost and you got to clap because the camera's on you at the Grimmys.
No, congratulations.
She's pretty much McLemore.
No.
Don't do that.
Congratulations to Ice Spice for getting a Nicki feature.
Big Bronx.
Shout out to the Bronx.
That is big.
I think it's dope.
And she is like a bar.
She grew up a barb.
fire. Oh yeah, she's like the limited edition
like Barbies. She's like Annie Barbie.
She's like a Beanie Baby. Okay. You said that, not me.
We went to see Little Wayne at the Apollo.
Last night, right? Last night, yes.
Went to see Little Wayne at the Apollo. Shout out to the Apollo.
I love the fact that the Apollo is now like
ever since the Drake show.
It seems like the big artists
are going to do like some type of set
at the Apollo. Well, Siris has been doing great stuff with that.
They did her that we went to.
Alicia Keys was great. And obviously
the Drake shit was part of Sirius as well.
I think it's been a really cool series.
Yeah, I love that.
I love the fact that these artists are doing these venues,
especially when they do,
they used to doing these big arenas and these stadiums.
They come to the hood,
to the Apollo Theater,
landmark theater,
legendary theater,
and perform.
So we went to see Little Wayne last night.
He's on tour,
the Carter now,
is it called?
Carter tour.
So we went to see it.
Julian,
and I didn't think Julian was coming with you.
So we laughed at him.
I saw Julian.
I had to laugh at him.
Well,
the person,
I mean,
as much as I love Julian,
And the person that I was going to go with ended up not going.
Oh, so he was like.
So I had an extra ticket.
He was the sub.
Oh, it's all right, though.
That's my guy.
It's okay if I'm to be a sub.
But look at the, I mean, the other one was a girl.
So he was the first guy in line.
Do you bring a girl to, we saw some, I was laughing because we saw some couples there, right?
And you can tell when the guy is like not like the Wayne fan.
He just did support his girl.
For sure.
It was a couple right in front of us.
And I'm telling the dude was sitting there.
I don't know if you noticed him.
But the dude was sitting down the whole time.
His girl was standing up.
He was just sitting there like.
how many more songs
I noticed
and she knew
every fucking wear
it too
there was a couple
to our right
and there was a white
dude in like
a white couple
white girl
and she was just
texting she just was not
involved and he was
just bar for bar
like screaming
the whole shit
he was getting a lot
white people love Wayne
it was
I took a video
I'll send it to you
that might have been
the most white people
in the Apollo period
white people love hip hop
I keep telling you
but Wayne specifically
like the whites
are really into Wayne
yeah as a white
I can tell you
we love Wayne
it was a
There was a young lady sitting next to me.
And when I got there, the DJ was, like, doing his set or whatever.
And she was literally rapping every single song.
And I had to turn and look at it.
I was like, all right, so what don't you listen to?
Like, because I didn't understand how, like, I knew some of the songs, but she knew, she
knew songs that I'd never even heard before.
And I'm looking at it.
I'm like, how do you know all these records?
And she's laughing.
Like, I just love music.
And I said, you hear by yourself?
She was like, yeah.
I said, that's interesting.
Like, a female comes to a Wayne show by herself.
and like you know what I mean like no female friends no guy just I mean you you just realize that you go to the movies by yourself one day you'll understand going to a concert by yourself no no no no no that's let me tell you something now you will never see me doing a concert by yourself a concert by yourself is next level contract by yourself you just finished bleaching the place after killing somebody I have not killed anyone or well I've put bleach when things were dirty but I've been to a concert by myself which concert did you go to by yourself a couple name one Billy Joel uh going to
see Billy Joe by itself?
I can't tear up to Piano Man all by myself.
Is that Elton at the Garden?
Which show did you go?
I think I've seen foreign exchange by myself.
I've seen Robert Glasper by myself.
Yeah, but where?
Is that like a Blue Note show?
Yeah, that doesn't count.
It does count.
Blue Note show?
I'm talking like Peter.
I feel like you really shouldn't have been alone at that.
That's way too intimate, right?
I would feel more comfortable going there alone.
I saw Ari and Masego by myself.
No, no, no, no, not.
That don't count, though.
At the blue note.
That's different.
You can't go to an intimate setting like that alone.
That is weird.
At the blue note, they pair you at tables with other lonely people.
Yeah, I know.
It's like the habachi restaurant.
You got to fill this table up before the chef comes out and starts making fried right-shaped like hard.
Before they do the choo-choo-tray.
Yeah, yeah, I guess.
But, I mean, that's just still weird, though.
They should put sock in your mouth at the blue note.
That'd be good for eight or couples.
I'm going to see Chloe alone this week.
Sorry to hear that.
I'm fine with it.
And if had I been in town, I would have went to go see,
I would go see Wayne alone for sure.
I probably would have went to that Wayne concert alone.
If I only had one ticket.
Right, I probably would have known someone there, but.
We saw a lot of people there.
What's wrong with that?
There's a lot of artists I know that my group of friends
does not care to see and that doesn't mean I'm never going to see them live
just because I don't have a friend to go with.
No, but I feel like the gentleman sitting in front of me.
He clearly didn't want to be there.
But his girl wanted to go.
Yeah.
So it's like, I'm going to go with my girl.
but also I don't like doing that either
I don't want to bring someone
that's not gonna enjoy it
which is fine if you don't enjoy it
I'm not one of those music fans
like you just don't understand music
I just don't want to bring someone
that wouldn't enjoy the show
because I'm mad lit
I'm jumping up and down like
sing ice cream paint job
and you just standing there
like I was crying when Wayne performed
how to love because he taught me how to love
I'm not just gonna do that with someone
that's not a Wayne fan
mall wasn't crazy too
someone has to cry with me
so if not I'm gonna cry alone
because Wayne in fact taught me how to love.
No, listen, listen, I get it.
I understand.
I know Wayne is like he holds a special place and all the kids born in 96 heart.
I get it.
But, um.
The same way Loon does with y'all.
Loon.
It's Wayne for us.
Yo, y'all be so disrespectful.
Like, y'all, go ahead, shit on Wayne.
I love Lune and it's Ramadan.
No, no, I'm not.
Why do you want me to shit on Wayne?
Because you want to.
I never shit on Wayne.
I never want to shit on Wayne.
We don't have to make this in Wayne podcast.
But to everyone that's,
been listening to this podcast for a while, even seeing our
BTS of us driving back from D.C.
Maul has had some opinions about Wayne.
I was fine with.
Just not your cup of tea.
I officially realized last night
you are a little Wayne hater. Hater.
Why my little Wayne hater? Before you could just have an opinion.
Now I think it's personal. Why my little way hitter?
Because the only time you stood up was when Aaron
Judge came in and you felt like you had to rise.
Wow.
You took your hat off.
Nobody believes that.
First of all.
Nobody believes that. See, y'all like to just shit on me
and make it sound like I'm like this Wayne hit.
I'm not.
I love Wayne.
I love him more for what he did.
Fuck music.
What he did as far as removing his ego,
getting out the way and letting other artists become megastars.
Nobody else would do that.
So I love him for that alone.
But in listening to his content, his catalog,
and seeing it perform live,
I just don't know how you can say Wayne is your favorite artist.
You can say that, right?
Okay.
But when you start saying he's the greatest rapper ever and he's better than...
I've not said that.
I'm not saying you.
I'm just saying in general.
Like, you can have your opinion in who you like.
Wayne is my favorite artist.
Cool.
Not mad at that.
But when you start saying little Wayne is better than Jay-Z
and he's better than,
because we've seen people say things like this.
It's like under, because we can go through catalogs
and we can see like, all right, cool.
You can have a preference in who you like.
No problem there.
But to say that little Wayne is better than
some of the better, clearly better artists with better catalogs,
I'm just not one of those guys.
Like who?
like a Jay-Z.
I don't think a lot of people are going to argue that.
That was like a real argument at one point.
That was a rollout.
Best rapper alive.
Like, he smoked that rollout too.
Because I never thought Wayne was the best rapper.
And then he started saying it.
And my young impression of mine was like,
hmm, he might be.
I'm not saying you.
I'm just saying in general,
that was a real conversation.
People down south say that a lot.
I actually don't mind that take.
I don't think Eminem is the greatest rapper of all time.
I'm not mad at the take of people saying he is.
I get it.
I don't agree with it.
But it's fine to say that.
I think it's in the realm.
No.
Are you just shitting on Wayne's catalog,
influenced life to me is insane.
You don't have to say he's the best.
See, this is why I can't.
Yeah, you were shit on this conversation.
Because you start saying I shit on,
where did I shit on his influence at?
The whole show.
Where did I shit on his influence at?
I just made that part up.
No, we're not talking about the influence.
We know, we're not,
I'm not even here to argue the influence.
All right, so that's what I'm saying.
I'm purely the music.
I'm just talking about the catalog
and the content of the music.
That's all I'm talking about.
When I told my Wayne,
because I'm a music fan
and I'm just listening to music,
I don't understand how.
I don't understand how somebody that's listening to rap and listening to music
can say that he has a catalog better than a lot of these other rappers that are out here,
especially when you've been in the game for 20 plus years.
And that's what I'm saying.
You have to only compare him to people that have extensive catalogs
where you have some time to fail.
I'm not talking about the artist that has three classic albums,
and that's all they've ever put out.
I think that's great, but I think it's unfair to compare that to someone that has put out
maybe 35 projects and had to survive in a time where volume was the way to exist
and you were the biggest rapper on earth.
That's not a fair thing to do to say compare Wayne and Biggie.
Like two albums versus a 25-year run is drastic different.
I'm not one of those people that would even near comparing that.
What I'm saying is if you go to a Wayne show, like we went there last night, I was just
kind of like, and then Julius said, oh, he picked a bad set list.
he didn't perform the right songs.
Wasn't his best set list.
Cool.
If that's how you feel, then cool.
But what I'm saying is,
when you've been in the game for 20 plus years
at a show, any show that you perform,
I don't feel like you should rely on
mixtape songs to perform that heavily.
No, that just speaks to his mixtapes being such a huge part of his career.
No, you can have,
I'm not saying you can't perform any of your mixtape cuts.
I'm saying that you shouldn't rely heavily on the mixtape cuts.
How much mixtape cuts did even do?
he did quite a few but you left after the the intermission after the intermission which was another thing
why didn't we set up those artists like that it was not fair yeah i actually thought the only cool
thing about it was we were in the apollo and it wasn't the apollo crowd like we said it was
definitely heavy long island in there um it would have been cool if the apollo crowd acted like
the apollo for wayne bringing out these new artists because it was like amateur night it really was
yeah but no you can't they should have booed that little white because i forgot the
the record that he performed before he got off.
But it was like everybody was into it.
Yeah.
And then you go off.
He tricked us and said, you mind if I bring some friends out?
We're like, Nikki.
And it was like, just some little white kid.
Drizzy.
It was Drizzy.
When he said Drizzy, everybody was like,
if his mic cut before he said pee, everyone would have gone crazy.
Anybody thought he was bringing out Drake, right?
And then, and then, you know, no disrespect to Drizzy P.
I hope that he goes on to be.
He seems like he could be a talent to get talent.
Right?
But you can't, it was just the high that the audience was on.
And then the drizzie.
And then it's like, this kid comes, and then Rory comes out.
Pretty much.
Pretty much me with sunglasses and his family with a bowl cup age.
For sure.
And I think I speak for everybody that was there when it's like you felt the energy.
Everybody was like, yo, who is this kid?
That would have been better as opening acts rather than.
That's what I'm saying.
But Wayne being how you compliment him of being the artist that you just.
drop his ego.
Sharing his light.
In the middle height of the show, he'll be like,
yo, these are three artists that I signed.
And shout out to them,
because that's hard.
That's very difficult,
especially in the middle of a Wayne show
to come out to Indian Apollo and try to get anyone
to even listen to you.
So I'm not really shitting on them.
No, no, no.
It's not, it's not a big fan.
It's not shitting on them,
but it's just like you felt the energy
in the theater where it was like,
who is it?
Like, all, come on, man.
We was all into the Wayne set.
Now, because it's hard to bring our artists that one people never heard of and it's like your
performance songs that we don't even know.
So now it's like we were all into a standing up rapping verses that we have known for years
and songs that we know for years to not knowing what the hell we're listening to right now.
Yeah.
That's just a difficult space to kind of like expect the artist to one flourish.
Unless you just have an under, an artist has an undeniable record.
Like once he comes down to performance this record, everybody's going to be like, yo, who was that?
then that's different.
But if it's like, I just want,
this is what I'm saying.
But this is just my artist
that I'm introducing to y'all.
That's a tough space for,
especially you coming out after a legend like Wayne.
That's tough.
My advice with artists in like opening acts,
you should do more acapellas than anything.
Because typically when you're an artist starting out,
you can hide behind the music.
Your two tracks are going to sound like shit.
They did a sound check for the actual artist,
not you.
It's going to sound awful.
Your mic's probably not going to be good.
Nah.
Try to say something compelling.
Do not listen to Rory.
Do not take that advice.
No.
And then maybe we'll go, oh, okay.
There's very few artists that can perform.
Talk about rap.
People like a rap.
There's very few rappers that could rap acapella and have an audience like.
What was the best moment of the little Justin Bieber kids?
He's right.
To Rory's point, when they cut the beat, that was the best moment.
That was the first time all of us went.
What did you just say?
When they went Acapella?
When he cut the beat, meaning like the beat, it was a beat at first.
I know what I'm saying.
No, most of your set should be heavy acapella.
Like maybe start out with the record and then drop that shit if you,
if you have something compelling to say
because people will be like,
all right, let me go check him out.
Instead of a shitty sound check.
I thought he meant come out with no music
and just start like bars.
No, no.
I was about to be like, yo,
he's trying to set y'all up for failure.
No, that's a show.
Yeah, like, if I'm at a Wayne show,
you come out like, yeah, my name is Rory
and I just want to spit some bars for y'all
and you start barring with no music.
I'm sorry, that's not what I meant.
I'm going to like, yo, get this dude off the stage, man.
I'm like, wait, drink some water,
smoke another blunt and get your ass back out here.
I'm saying first verse, come out.
music, hook, cut the beat.
And if your verses are good,
that's a way to get a crowd that doesn't know you.
Oh, okay. I'm not mad at that. I thought you meant come out
and just go straight a cappella, no, no, no, no. You can't do that.
Yeah, you mind a fucking mic with just a bad two track behind you.
It's not a way people are going to be like, let me check this kid out.
Yeah, it's just tough for artists that are just trying to break in to,
one, go on stage after an artist like Wayne.
And then two, it's like, you sign a young money.
Your name is Drizzy P.
Yeah, that's tough.
Might need a new name.
Changed the name.
Not a marketing whiz, but.
And then Little Twist came out.
Shout out to Little Twist.
But it was like...
Friend of the show.
Ten Toe Twist.
Family, if you will, read it.
It's like, but then it's like it was almost like a Wayne.
It was like, like, Wayne did a Lifetime movie and they, that's what it felt like.
It's felt like Lifetime Wayne.
Well, I do think whenever they do the Little Wayne movie, Twist should play him.
Like, the same way Ice Cube Sun did so well as him in the NWA movie.
I'm just saying, I don't, I don't think that it's,
end up.
Artist's best interest to be signed to artists like Wayne
and then look and sound and perform and dress just like Wayne.
Well, why didn't you tell young Chris that when you signed him?
I didn't sign Young Chris and he didn't look or sound anything like Jay-Z.
He did after though.
No, he did not.
Still doesn't.
You're not in that conspiracy.
All right, fine.
Absolutely not.
Well, the show was great.
You can't do that.
You left.
You're being fake.
Okay.
Yes, I did leave.
But it was for good reason.
You didn't hit the second half.
He came back with six foot seven foot.
Yeah, he did six foot seven foot.
And Corey Gunz was standing right to the right of me.
And then I looked, I thought Corey would have been gone like, okay, he's coming out.
And he was still standing out.
I was like, wait.
No, they should have like Corey.
He's not going to let Corey get off?
His verse is crazy too.
Oh, man.
Corey Gunz has an iconic verse on that song.
That would have been great for Corey.
That was such a missed moment.
And then he went from that time going in.
And then he did like a run of mixtape cuts, which was the best part of the show.
Mall hated it.
I'm really glad he brought Cameron out.
to perform Suckett or not.
But I think we should start to put a cap
on bringing Dipset
or Dipset members out at the Apollo
anytime an artist not from New York does the Apollo.
Yeah.
It's getting...
I get it. I get it.
We're in Harlem, but like, don't just call
Cam and Jim and Juell's
when y'all come to Harlem
and to perform at the Apollo.
Don't do that.
I get that.
But Suck it or not is a fucking legendary song.
I get it.
And it was the first time they ever performed that song.
Yeah. That's what Cam.
He said that was the first time
they ever performed that record.
So I wasn't mad at it,
but I went,
Roy. Like, all right, Drake, Wayne.
There's plenty of people before that, too.
Yeah, like, let's, let's cap it, though.
Like, y'all all can't just call Cam and Jim and Jewel's to come.
So who should they call?
Alicia Keys tried to remix it with the locks, but we might have to cap that too.
Who should they call?
Ghostbusters.
Mall.
Shit.
Call hell rel.
Back in the building, we'll go crazy in the Apollo.
Just call any other artists from New York.
They don't have to be just from Harlem specific.
Call other artists from New York.
Wayne and Fab have some classics together.
Yeah.
For sure.
I would love to see that.
I'm just mad that Corey didn't get it.
He didn't have Corey going on stage to do six foot.
Like that would have been such a like.
You don't know what they got going on right now.
He was there.
Yeah, I'm sure if there was tension,
unless Corey was there for another reason.
Yeah, if Corey was there to handle.
If Corey was here to cook that beef.
Yeah, I don't think Corey was there to cook that beef last night.
Like, I think, I think him and Wayne still fuck with each other.
Yeah, I think they still have some type of relationship.
I don't think there's very many stories, which is also crazy under the cash money flag
of Wayne fucking anyone over.
Can we think of me?
No.
No.
Wayne, I'm telling you could just, but you can see it in Wayne.
He's one of those dudes that just, you could tell he just, he doesn't, his ego doesn't get in the way of, of, of, of, of doing good business and his relationships with people.
Like, he just seems like one of those guys that's like, listen, man, get your shit off.
Like, because Wayne looked like he wanted just chill anyway and just be skating, minding his business, not really focusing on having to go on the road and record music anyway.
So my favorite part of the entire show was after every single song Wayne politely says, thank you.
Thank you.
Humble.
It was really nice.
Yeah.
Like I actually felt like he was really saying thank you guys.
No, it felt sincere.
Then he said, he said at the end, you weren't there because you left.
He said, he said, give a thank you to the people that set up all of this stuff that you don't get to see.
Like, you know, the stage hands and the people that put up the light.
To me, that's like a real humble soul.
Like, because without all of them doing their.
job, I can't come out here and perform for y'all and do what I do.
So I thought that was dope for winning. You think them all personally too.
I believe it. You think all of us were being in attendance last night. He didn't think me personally.
I like one artist, there's a new trend that's going on where artists under like there any
type of production thing that they put on Instagram and the caption, they'll thank the entire like
team. I like that too. And I like that people are doing that now because people have no idea what
goes on behind the scenes to get all of this shit done. And meanwhile, the artist just shows up.
they get the Grammys, they get the awards, they get the attention.
It's like they just showed up and fucking sang.
And to the casual fan, that may not mean anything when you see credits.
But in that world, that's how you get gigs.
Like other people that are in that world see a certain type of light show and they wonder
who the fuck did it.
That's how you get more gigs.
So I think that is though.
And it's, but again, it's also important just to shed that light.
Like, this is not just me.
You know, it's a whole production team.
A whole thing that had to go and go to go well.
and go right in order for me to come out here and perform for y'all.
So it's just dope for artists to just shine.
Like, even thank the security guards in the front for securing the building and things like that.
He's still on parole in New York.
Is he?
I asked Julian because I thought that was his first time in New York since he got arrested,
but he did do Summer Jam one year.
But New York City specific.
Like he's done, I think he did a Long Island show after that,
but he has not done New York City since the Beacon Theater.
But Summer Jam, even Summer Jam is Jersey.
Yeah.
So should we stay on?
production and talk about what happens when it goes poorly and discuss Frank
set from Coachella?
Well, Frank Ocean headlined at Coachella over the weekend.
We were excited to hear that he was headlined, hoping that we got some new music
Friday night, well, Thursday night, but we didn't.
And not only did we not get any new music, we got a lackluster, late, half-assed performance
from Frank Ocean.
Yeah.
And fans that were there seemed to be upset.
Some of them seemed to think it was the most genius, artistic thing and artists can do.
You know, some of those fans that think, oh, you don't get it.
You don't understand what Frank is doing.
It's the duality, and he's mocking bad performers.
You just don't get it.
He's headlining, but he's not really headlining.
He's showing you that we shouldn't put these labels on artists.
Like, who cares when you perform at a festival?
Like, we're all here is one, that type of thing.
But for the most part, people were pissed off and mad and said that his set and the performance was underwhelming.
I'm a huge Frank fan.
Yo.
How's that yo?
It's not hip hop.
Being a Frank fan is not hip hop?
It's a double entendre.
But go ahead, though.
Mr. Ocean.
I'm a big fan of the Franks.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Lonnie Bro, if you will.
Mm-hmm.
So disrespect is about to come because I'm leading with, hey, I like him.
I like that.
This is my type of shit.
We deem Frank to be an A-lister in the culture, right?
Yes.
Right?
He's headlining Coachella.
Mm-hmm.
you can't just disappear for this long.
Actually, I don't.
Let me just say that.
Which is why I didn't understand why people were so mad when he didn't come out and Drake did.
Because I was like, yo, he's a way better artist and performing than Frank Ocean.
But I get it.
In that festival, I get it.
Frank is an A-list artist in our culture.
Y'all culture that I'm a fan of.
That you're a bit of a year.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
But he made himself that way by being so elusive and mysterious.
If Frank dropped all the time,
do you think he would be an alist?
Let's deal with what's true.
Yes, he disappears all the time.
So you don't get the grace of being able to fuck up
when you come back outside,
especially when it's a headlining set at Coachella.
In no way do I think Frank would do what Beyonce would do in Coachella.
I'm not putting him to that standard.
But you still are an A-List act.
You are headlining Coachella.
We never see you.
So it's going to be a big moment when you come out
and actually perform,
especially at the biggest festival in the fucking world.
And you give some subpar shit.
No, you don't get any grace.
It's not like you do 80 shows a year and, hey, we had some technical difficulties.
You don't get to have those when you only pop out once every 10 years.
I think that he took a page out of the Miss Lauren Hill book.
Lauren performs more than him.
No, no, but being, what I mean, like being elusive, showing up late.
But the thing that Ms. Lauren Hill does is when she hits that stage.
She's performing.
It's a performance.
And I think that's where he dropped the ball here.
Had he been late and, you know, whatever and hit the stage and it was like, oh, he killed it.
Nobody's upset.
People understand it.
They're like, oh, we understand this is Frank.
This is what he does.
He's elusive.
He's mysterious.
He's all of these things.
But when he steps on the stage, he delivers.
And I think that he clearly dropped the ball here.
It looked like he didn't really want to be there.
I do understand his brother passed away some years ago.
Three years ago.
And I think, you know, probably still grieving.
things like that. I understand all of those things. I'm not being insensitive to that.
But when you talk about headlining, Coachella, you know, all these people are there,
these people are there to see you, the energy and the performance have to meet a certain level,
a certain standard. And I think that he, you know, I get the artistic thing. I believe that he
had an ice skating rink he was supposed to have. And last minute, he had that pulled after having
ice skaters practice of some type of performance and things like that. Last minute decided
the ex-stat out of the show.
You know, again, I can't tell an artist how he wants to, you know, his stage to look and
he wants the performance to come across.
I'm not Frank Ocean.
I can't.
But I'm just saying the energy behind it seems very, I don't give a shit.
I'm just going to go out there, get this over with, and disappear again for another
year and a half.
I have no idea what it's like to put together a headlining set at Coachella.
I'm sure it's fucking insane.
I'm sure it's extremely difficult.
I'm sure it takes 500 people to really get that.
done the way it needs to be done. But how long ago was this announced? And how much time before
was that contract already done? Frank has probably had five months to put this set together, if not more.
If not a year after they start booking Coachella. They're booking next year's now.
Yeah. Yeah. So with that said, you do have time. And maybe I'm not even just speaking to Frank in this
regard, but whoever was running production on that shit. Like maybe it wasn't Frank's fault that
the ice game didn't work. I was going to say, maybe something happened there. It wasn't his fault.
But he was like, it wasn't what he wanted it to be, but it still falls on him.
Well, that's like allegedly from reports.
They're saying last minute, again, there was the set up for the stage was he was inwards.
So it's him, his band, and there's screens surrounding them.
But they're pushed back pretty deep on stage.
In the forefront, closer to the crowd would have been this ice rink with people skating and doing.
Fire idea.
Moves and shit.
Visually probably would have been done.
Channel orange on ice.
But they removed at last minute, they said, Frank.
wanted to scrap the ice rink, which still left the set pushed way back into the stage.
So a friend of mine who was there who was kind enough to send her account of what happened
and what it looked like said it was impossible to actually see Frank.
You could only experience the show from the screens, no matter where you were,
because it was so dark where they were located.
I'm not super mad at that because a festival of that size,
no matter what, you kind of have to rely on the screens,
unless you're within the first few rows.
which a majority of the crowd obviously is not.
So I think that's kind of a cool idea
where you can rely on the screens
for the music performance
but have that ice skating shit in the front.
And I think it would have been a layup
to have Will Farrell come out during Forrest Gump
and do ice skating with two men
like Blades of Glory.
Great movie.
And just have Forrest Gump score it?
Great movie.
No, you're not into that.
I'm glad he got rid of ice.
I think it'll get cleaned up for next weekend,
but again, I don't think he gets that grace
to fuck up the first weekend
and then have a good performance the next one.
Do we think that he performs next weekend?
Contractually, I think it probably has to.
He has to.
But they did announce that he was going to be on the live stream
and then yesterday, like a few hours before,
they said he wasn't going to be on it.
I'm curious where that landed in the contract
because it was on YouTube, right?
Is where they were.
Yeah, which allegedly, again,
they said because of the set change,
he didn't feel comfortable with the live stream.
So if allegedly, I'm not sure,
but they said that could be the reason
why he pulled the stream.
Either way,
it's just not a good look for Frank.
I mean,
his fans were upset.
They were really looking forward
to seeing him and hearing him.
YouTube got to be upset.
He might have fucked over Coachella
in a different type of way.
Yeah.
And, I think Frank is going to be,
if he wasn't already,
because so many performers,
when they do this,
obviously we looked up
how much they make,
they don't make a lot of it goes into production.
He might be in the super red
if he fucked up the YouTube live stream
shit off his call.
Yeah,
because I'm sure.
He's going to owe Coach.
You two paid a lot of money because they knew that Frank was going to bring in a lot of viewers.
To get those rights.
And we talked about the versions of the records he was playing.
He played alternative stripped down or like added melodies or notes to a lot of his classics.
And Roy and I were talking about that's not really what fans want, especially for something that doesn't perform often.
Yeah.
If you've been performing for 20 years and you go out on a run every single year and some of your older records you want to remix, I think that's cool.
Yeah.
But when you rarely fucking perform, just perform the records as is.
I'm just saying, we're here to hear those records.
Perform the records that we, perform the records that we know and we love.
But also, again, just, you know, make it feel like you want to be there in front of us performing.
Make it feel like, you know, you're happy to see us here.
We all came out to see you.
We love you.
We support you.
And we understand how people go through things in their personal life.
And sometimes, you know, you're in a state where you just don't feel like being.
around people or you're depressed and things are going on.
I understand that.
I'm not losing sight of that.
But if you sign the contract and agree to show up at this date,
leading up to it, whatever you need to do to get yourself in that mode
and in that zone to deliver a great performance because people haven't seen you in so long,
that's just what you need to do.
I just don't think you get much grace in this regard.
And that comes to albums as well.
I saw a lot of people that didn't particularly like Mr. Morrell.
have the same sentiment of
you've been gone for so long
and you're going to be gone again for so long
you have to knock it out of the park
if you want to live that life as an artist.
Everything has to be perfect
if you don't want to...
You don't get that grace to just put a dud out.
And I'm not saying Ms. Morales,
but I know a lot of people
did not like that album
and we're like, all right, great,
I waited five years for a Kendrick album.
Now I'm going to wait another five.
It's just a decade of no Kendrick music
to me type shit.
And Frank as well,
this is a big moment in Frank's career
because he doesn't have many moments
because he doesn't come out that often.
I mean, you know, again, whatever Frank is going through,
we hope that he's okay.
Obviously, mentally, he's just not in performance
or artist space.
Like he's, you know, obviously somewhere else.
But again, once you sign these contracts.
Or he could just show that performer.
But that's the gig, unfortunately.
Like, trust me.
I have, I mean, that's always been a lot of Frank's Achilles' heel
to most fans is that the only thing he really lacks in
is live performances.
But we've seen that with Rihanna, she got way better.
Like, there's been plenty of artists that weren't that good that just worked on it.
But then why take the headlining?
Why sign the contract to perform at Coachella and Headline if, you know, you're not a good performer?
Why would Coachella even ask him to headlines?
Well, he's Frank.
What does that mean?
We got to stop saying, you mean, like, because people do that a lot.
Oh, he's Frank.
You're Frank.
What does that mean?
And us saying is Frank.
Chris Brown is Chris Brown.
Those are performer.
Ketranata is.
Ketranata.
And there's other artists that can headline Coachella.
And us saying that it's Frank Ocean because he is so elusive and mysterious and he doesn't do shows and he's always missing.
They know that he's going to draw a huge crowd.
People like YouTube and all these other sponsors and things are going to give them a whole bunch of money and exposure because they know what he's going to bring.
That's why Rory said that YouTube's going to be fucking pissed that he cut that stream and didn't do it.
So he brings all of that.
So of course they're going to book him.
He's Frank River.
of course of course they're gonna book him he just needs to stick to the lakes and rivers that he's used to
and maybe he's chasing waterfalls he doesn't give us waterfall moments well yeah there's no tlc
he's like a stream he didn't give this performance he didn't even love it actually he can't
he can't see all this criticism i bet a million dollars that he goes back into hiding because i think
that's a big part of why he does certain you can't show up i'm wish you can't show up to
we may never see frank for another decade after the shit you can't show up the headline colchella
wearing a bubble coat and some house slippers, bro.
That was hard.
Wait, like he, wait, this was like in the tunnel on his way to the-
No, on stage.
Oh, I mean, you don't know fashion.
I don't.
If that's fashion, like, that's- like, come on, bro.
There was like a three-song run to where he was doing just no microphone karaoke with the crowd.
Yeah, it's like, like, come on, bro, I get it.
Listen, I like Frank Ocean as well.
I think he's a great songwriter.
He has great music.
But come on, fam.
Headlining Coachella, and this is what, this is,
what it is?
Nah.
No.
I'm on Rory side.
You can't do that.
You work yourself in a space
where you don't have to come out much.
Your legacy speaks.
Your legacy speaks most when you're away.
When you come out that you unfortunately
have agreed to all the pressure
that comes with that.
Yeah.
Very few artists can do that and I admire the ones that can.
But the only back fault of that is
when you come outside, bro, it's got to be perfect.
I'm not going to even say perfect.
You just have to have the,
energy. You just have to have a certain level of energy, a certain level of, you know,
appreciation for you guys coming out, standing in front of this stage waiting for me.
Like, just at least have that. Listen, even Siza, who didn't disappear per se, but took a long
time to put music out, she's on flying mattresses. She's on a magic carpet in the garden.
Like, it's a raft, but I get what you're saying. It's a raft. It's a raft. Like, she delivered
music wise and delivered performance wise when she came back outside. Right.
And she's one of those artists that can disappear.
Kendrick, I think the same.
I think the Missa Morale tour was incredible.
Why not have Cizzer headline?
Did she or did she do it already?
I'm just saying there's other artists that you can pick from, bro.
I get the nostalgia of having Frank.
But if you ask, I'm sure they ask Frank every single year since blonde.
Yeah.
And he said no every single year.
I'm sure there's a list of artists.
They canceled.
They had to cancel it.
No matter what, they're going to run through that list.
Let's ask Kanye.
let's ask Jay.
Obviously, Beyonce, what already happened?
Let's ask Rihanna.
They ask everyone, but they usually say no.
So Frank, this year, that's why when I saw it, I was like, oh.
He said no, but didn't say no.
He said no in a new way.
It's a new way to say no.
It's kind of what he did.
Say yes and they show up and be like, no, I'm not doing it.
I'll put it this way.
I just see our influence over everything.
To be a minimum.
He is bare minimum frame.
Yeah.
It's been minimum Frank.
That's BMF.
Yeah, man.
Absolutely.
Look at our sons.
We crawled some
Frank aflars
Now don't do that
Because when we were in London
We had an entire show
That went to pure shit production
Before we got on stage
And we rocked that crowd for three hours
That really broke my heart though
Like I was pissed
I kind of in hindsight love it
No I was pissed
No no no I was pissed
Because that was our first time there
800 tickets
First time people would see us
Most of our show is based
On the screen segments
It was like we don't ask them
We're a podcast
We're not fucking Led Zeppelin
Right
We just need the screen
We didn't have an ice rink
Yeah we didn't have an ice rink
We didn't have
Give me a screen
And some Heinekins
And I'm
And I'm ready to go
I'm very simple
Berminimum boys right
But like
When the screen wasn't
That really
That really bothered me
Like y'all really just like
Took a Band-aid off a scab
Just now with that one
Okay
In no way am I comparing
Frank doing Coachella
To us doing that London show
same shit. I'm comparing it. At the Earth Theater.
Us at the Earth Theater.
Coachella's on Earth, if you think about it. So it's the same
thing. Same theater. But five minutes before
we got on and that screen did not work,
we were visibly pissed backstage.
I was like livid. We got on stage with smiles on our face and rocked
that show for over two and a half, almost three hours. You still have to,
you still have to perform and, you know, engage with the crowd at a high level.
But that really, that hurt me. That bothered me. I'm not
going to lie. That really, because we don't, again, we don't
ask for much, bare minimum. How would you think
maybe this, this year we do a tour
like on roller skates?
Like on the stage the entire time we have.
On skates? I'm really good at skating.
If you guys need, like,
tips for you leave. But like not
like the cool usher ones, like the ones
from brink, like the inline skate.
Like when they go on. God, God, don't get on brain.
Inline skates. I would never have inline
skates. You're going to do skates, you got to have full wheels.
Not the inline. I'm a blater.
You look like a flater.
Like you blade.
You look like you go to,
big blades.
You go to Central Park and you blaze.
Yeah.
I thought about getting roller blades,
but they're just not as convenient to carry.
Like once you take them off,
it's kind of annoying to.
That's not hip hop, bro.
Yeah,
you can't tie them around you and throw it on.
Why is it not hip-hop?
How are Blades not hip-hop?
Roller blades are not hip-hop.
Roller skates are hip-hop.
Who had on a pair of rollerblades in the movie ATL?
Nobody.
Exactly.
Because it's not hip-hop.
They're way more difficult than roller skates.
And it's just not hip hop.
Okay.
If you're going to roller skate, roller skate.
Kids roller skate.
No, no, what do you mean kids?
Now, the adults, the adults definitely roller skate.
I feel like rollerblading is more kids.
First of all, uh, Jussie Smolett had them on in Mighty Ducks, too, and he's hip hop.
Facts.
He's not hip-up.
You pay a lot of attention to juicy.
Definitely hip-hop.
No, he's not.
Is Keenan Thompson hip-hip-op?
Because he had them on too.
Hmm.
Keenan's hip-hop.
Yeah.
Jesse isn't.
Is this hip-hop?
There's a video of us.
Wait, wait, wait, hold on.
lying about crimes is in hip-hop.
Right.
Just he might be the definition of hip-hop.
Yeah, but not not not leaving subway though.
If he was leaving pop-ice, then that's hip-hop.
The sandwich made it.
Yeah, but he left Subway.
I think dying on the lie is hip-hop.
Dying on the lies is hip-hop.
Yeah, but he was leaving subways.
Calling yourself, Gay-Tupac is not hip-hop.
That's definitely not hip-hop.
No.
But, Usher, we've seen Usher.
I'm still going to see this show.
I have to have to go catch the Usher residency
this year. Usher had a show over the weekend, his Vegas residency, and a viral video of 21 Savage singing
My Boo came out and hit the, hit the algorithms over the weekend as well. 21 Savage happened to be
at the Usher show. So Usher naturally found 21 in the crowd and handed him a mic to do a duet
to My Boo. How is that not hip-hop? That's just not hip-hop.
21 Savage just did a duet album with Drake.
That was hip-hop.
That was hip-hop.
They were singing on there.
Trudris wins.
Oh, you ho.
Yeah, but they wasn't singing.
Better act like you know.
It started when you were younger.
No.
But that's 21.
You were my boo?
No, no, no, no, no.
There was plenty of women in the audience.
Usher could have handed that mic to.
But when he was a young bloke in London.
And you know why I fuck.
Because 21 looked like he didn't even want to do that.
He like, you can't do this.
No, he grabbed that shit.
I was like how he passed to him.
The slut walk with a I'm a slut shirt.
Of course he's doing a duet with Usher.
That's hip hop.
Wait, hold on.
How is it hip hop if he does a slut walk but can't sing with Usher?
Did you see his girlfriend at the time that he was doing a slut walk with?
She's hip hop.
Okay.
She's okay then.
I would have been right there too.
She's the best A&R in hip hop history.
Oh my God.
I would have been right there with my sign.
I'm a slut.
Okay.
Usher's done duets with rappers though.
Yeah, but this is my boo, though.
He was singing with R. Kelly about fucking the same girl.
And with our Kelly's history.
No.
See, don't do that.
Don't do that.
The end of the video, they ended up being twins.
Don't do that.
What?
I saw someone say,
why don't do that?
I saw someone say the only question they didn't ask is how old is she?
Because I could have deaded the whole song.
That's a fair point.
Good point.
Julian just has to.
He holds on the information that he holds in his brain is just like the inappropriate
shit.
He holds all the inappropriate shit.
Yeah, I don't, I don't know if 21 really wanted to do this,
but I don't think he wanted to, like,
disappoint Usher and not take the mic.
But I know he felt like,
yo, this is kind of weird, bro.
Like, I can't be singing my boo to you.
I'm going to put this all on you to speak.
The way, DeMaris has to speak for all women.
You have to speak for the entire internet at this point.
Why aren't rappers allowed to have fun?
Yeah, Ramers could have fun.
Why can't a rapper be at an Usher show
and have Usher hand him a microphone
and sing completely off-key, my boo?
Yeah, Tamara.
If Wayne would have handed me that mic last night to sing how to love,
I would have hit every C-Sher show.
sharp that wasn't in that song and had a blast.
Yeah, but no, you can have fun, but it's just,
it's the duet. It's Alicia Keys and Usher, right?
So essentially,
21 would be the role of Alicia Keys last that night.
Okay.
And Usher would be himself.
And they would be for sure.
That's just not, you understand?
21 keys.
Like, how to love is not a duet.
I feel like you be gaykeeping.
Not gatekeeping, but gay keeping.
You definitely be gay keeping.
You definitely be gay keeping.
I'm gay keeping?
Yeah, you gay keep.
How do I gay keep?
You keep the gays.
This is gaykeeping.
I didn't say that was gay.
They can't platonically beat friends.
Because even in the Usher Alicia Keys song, they are mainly saying, like, yo, you can
have your relationship, but we're always just going to be friends.
Yeah, but it was from a female's perspective.
I don't see any difference with Usher and Alicia Key sing that song.
And Drake saying, 21, can you do something for me?
It's the same thing.
Did you see the same thing?
Did you see the memes that came out?
Yes, I did.
All right then.
So you're proving my point.
It was just a little awkward.
I see no difference between 21 behind that going 21, 21, with Alicia Keys ad-libbing my-bber.
But no, it's the same. Remember the memes? Back to the memes that they were putting out on Drake.
It was just, it just feels a little. And to Demaris's point, you're gaykeeping men having a friendship with each other.
They're gaykeeping. I'm not gay keeping because I don't even want to sound, I don't know what that means. So I can't say that I'm gay-keeping.
Because you know that they're not fucking. You know that they're not involved. So why they said that?
That's what I'm saying.
We both know that.
So why he can't just sing his song?
No, I'm just saying.
Why can't he do something for him?
He can sing the song in the house, but like, you hand me the mic, you sing your part, I sing
Alicia's part.
Yeah.
I'm not, I'm not, that's not your part.
So you think, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not,
as simple as he just said that.
He's kind of right.
I'm not taking a leitian part.
No, no, no, this was Alicia Key.
Yeah, but.
And it's not like he did the, hey, put your lips like this verse.
Did not that would have been crazy.
But it's in there.
It's the same song.
But he did the bridge and the hook.
No, no, no, I know he do.
I know what he did.
But it just felt, there's a reason, there's a reason this is going on fire.
So you're essentially saying Usher went up to 21 out of all the women in the crowd and said, hey, put your lips like this.
I'm just saying, I'm just saying that Usher put 21 on the spot.
And it was like, you could tell 21, he thought about it.
Like, nah, bro, we can't.
No, he didn't think about it.
He grabbed it immediately.
Paul is.
Yeah.
Yeah, but he didn't start singing.
He was just kind of like.
He sung a little bit, but it was more.
He was more embarrassed.
It's like, yo, you my dog.
It's like, you my dog.
You know, it's the Atlanta thing.
We get it.
But it's like, you know, I'm, dog.
We know how they give it up in a manner.
Why you didn't bring the mic over here when it was like, you know.
You can't call another man your boo.
You can.
You can if that's what you're into.
You guys are gaykeeping.
You don't let men have platonic relationships.
I think this is big.
This is big a 21 because he's looked at as like, you know,
one of the tougher, the harder pause rappers.
And if someone like this is comfortable taking a microphone from a man
and doing a woman's ballad.
or some shit.
Yeah.
That's dope.
I think it's important.
That kind of, yeah.
You can have boy booze.
But everyone know, and also, you're right, Julian, but everyone knows that 21 Savage goes on
live and sings songs.
Him and Karisha, they both go on there and they sing.
He's a R&B fan.
He expresses that he's an R&B fan and he always singing songs.
I just said, I'm not mad at him.
Which is why usher did that.
I think there's a great balance between admitting to crimes on Clubhouse and then singing
R&B songs.
Yeah, listen, I think so, too.
I think you need balance.
But for when that character,
witness needs to come in.
Like, come on.
He sits at home and sings R&P tunes.
I'm just sure that 21 thought in his mind like,
damn, I can't do this.
This is not, this is a little awkward, but I can't tell.
The slut walk.
Yeah, but that was, that was hip hop.
We understand why he did it.
That is not hit.
He had to keep his listening.
He was making his girl happy.
Keeping his girl happy.
That's not hip hop.
Well, actually it's hip hop now.
Supporting women.
Supporting women being sexually liberated is also not hip hop.
Yeah, it's horrible.
Why you say that?
I just said, gla, like 20 times.
Yeah, he did.
That's not being sexual.
They were being sexual in the video and I was supported.
We support hos.
Well, now when you can say it like that.
We do.
Niggas is in strip club every night throwing money.
There you go.
Strippers are not hos, maw.
There's strippers.
I mean, not every stripper is a whore.
Apple doesn't fall too far.
Apple doesn't far too.
All I'm saying is OJ might have did it.
They're not.
How does that go hand in hand?
A stripper that's not a whore.
Huh?
Yes.
Their strippers are.
Mad strippers that are horrors.
No, yeah, no, for sure.
That's facts.
The bartenders be more horrors than the strippers.
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Listen, whatever y'all want to say, you know what I'm saying?
I'm with y'all today.
That's what you, strippers are not hos.
Let's go.
AI, ABLE, and Drake.
Some strip clubs don't even have the back room.
They're just in the middle of the bar dancing.
He's a rookie.
He thinks you still got to do it in the spot.
You don't know how to wait for them when they get off,
count up.
No, I don't stand outside the strip club
for them to get off in their sweatpants.
They be counting it up to like 4 o'clock in the fucking morning.
That's thirst.
And who has the energy to fucking?
The guy.
Wait.
I know.
What do you do while you wait in the car?
Text other strippers.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just find other.
Social media.
So, Ma, are you waiting for a girl to count it up before?
Who me?
Mm-hmm.
For sure.
You leave the car running or it's cut.
Now you got to leave the car running.
That's like three hours of just idling.
Three hours.
You don't sit outside the entire time.
Yeah.
You spin the block.
Like, you leave you're going to spend the block.
Yeah.
Definitely.
What?
When I was running around,
I definitely done that before.
Absolutely.
And you had the energy
at 5.30 in the morning
so then fuck.
They had blue chews in the 80s.
Oh.
Wow.
It's just by Agra back then.
Wow.
Straight of V.
Almost said something.
I don't even say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Say it.
Say it.
AI, Drake, and the weekend
put out a song.
This fucking song slaps.
I thought it was a real record.
Let me just say that.
All right.
This is getting dangerous.
Yeah, the weekday ate that.
This is getting dangerous.
like because these songs is kind of like,
yo, can we keep this for a project?
It has millions of plays, by the way.
I was such a hypocrite this weekend
because I'm so against this AI shit.
I think it's going to ruin the music industry.
I think it's fucking awful.
Pretty good.
But I was jamming.
Geriana covering Maroon 5 over the weekend.
I could not stop playing that song.
She sounds so good.
This, uh, what was the name of this song?
Did they even name this record?
I don't even, I don't even think.
They just say it's credited to this guy,
Ghostwriter 977.
This song is, this is a good fucking record, man.
This song sounds really good.
I'm not going to lie.
I might have to find a way.
Can we find a way to rip this and like keep it?
This is going to disappear from the internet soon.
I'm pretty sure.
I just think this is perfect.
The only person I want to see profit from this is Quentin Miller.
Like, this is his time to get his reparations.
For sure.
Quentin needs to just get with whoever does this AI shit and just write a bunch of hits.
That sort of other record Drake responded to the AI had a record of,
him performing munch.
In a terrible way, though.
And that was bad.
And Drake commented on the story.
He said, this is the final straw AI.
And I thought that that was funny because it's kind of a lot.
I know he's been hearing all this shit.
He's like, all right, now y'all got me singing much.
We can't do this.
Yeah, I think Drake up out of here because this new song with him in the weekend sounds better
than Search and Rescue?
I don't think Drake's out of here, per se.
I was getting to say, this song is not the song that's going to get rid of
Aubrey. I can tell you that right now.
I'm not talking about in the future, right? If people can just make Drake songs and make
them sound amazing and the writings better than his actual songs, do you think that this may cause
a small problem for Drake in the future if this keeps going? Universal called for all that
shit to get taken down. Yeah. They own so much. They're the first major to ask for a
take down of all AI records. How do you, but you don't own, you own his voice? Yeah. That's a
publishing is.
Like his actual, just his voice.
Yeah, Drake can't speak unless he talks to Universal first.
Anytime he has to like talk to his mom, he calls Lucy and that accent.
It's okay.
Y'all are laughing at me, but I want to get a good like understanding.
I don't know.
I mean, people, people that sold all their catalogs, yeah, may run into that type of
shit.
I don't know what the laws are as far as actual tone when it comes to publishing.
I don't know what that means.
Clearly this is a AI trying to sound like Drake in the weekend.
Clearly.
I think what's more embarrassing is that when Drake posted that on his story, I did reply with the laugh emoji that you can just hit.
And I felt really nasty afterwards.
He said scene.
Didn't know response.
I didn't even look to see if he saw it because I didn't.
Check.
Check.
Julian.
You think he replied?
Also, while you're in there, what was your last DM exchange to him?
Yeah.
How many times in the row were you left on?
Can you see the, when they've seen that?
Yes.
It would say scene.
It would say scene before you did.
reacted to their story?
Yeah.
Does it say,
I don't think,
I think they took that out though.
No.
No.
When you do the react one,
I didn't send that emoji.
I hit the,
you know when you could hit the thing
on the screen?
I didn't actually type it.
You still my dog.
Whatever,
whatever you roll it,
I'm rolling with, though.
He didn't see it yet.
You right, yeah.
He got,
he had a busy weekend, you know?
Ew.
You responded to a Drake story?
You all fucking disgusting.
I felt nasty afterwards,
but I thought it was funny.
You know, that's disgusting.
You thought Drake was funny.
Man,
Listen, I've laughed at shit that, like, celebrities that I follow posted.
I've never responded.
I felt that.
It was like, oh.
You should have unsent it.
Is that hip-hop?
No, I don't understand it.
You're a pic-me.
That's a pic-me.
That's a pic-me.
You're a pick-me.
Oh, my God, Driz, you're so funny.
Oh, that's so, that's not hip-hop.
What is not hip-hop?
He's a hip-hop, though.
You can't respond to no Drake story, man.
Roy said, I really thought it was you, L-O-L.
Oh, that's disgusting.
I'm telling you guys, the moment I hit it, I felt now.
afterwards. It was a reaction
because I do that. Where's your pride?
It was not existing.
Mel Gibson died for you. What do you?
He replies to me on December 12th though.
Oh my God. You sound like
like a mid-level Instagram baddie.
I ain't going to lie. You sounded like you will bust it open for Drake though.
You sound like, you know, stop gaykeeping.
I'm just telling you with that stuff.
Stop gaykeeping. You're gaykeeping me.
Yeah.
You got to delete your Instagram.
Instagram now.
Yeah.
You got deactivate.
Yeah, you got to deactivate.
Yeah, you got to deactivate your account for 30 days, bro.
You have to.
Like, when he look at it, it got to say, if he opens that,
it got to say Instagram user.
It cannot say your name.
Yeah.
He cannot know who that's from, bro.
Just understand.
Oh, yeah, hurry up now before he actually like this.
Oh.
This is the definition of gaykeeping.
I can't laugh at a joke.
No.
It was funny.
No, no, no, no.
See, that's what you like to do.
Don't, you can laugh at a joke.
Y'all.
You cannot respond to Drake's story.
laugh because you weren't crying
for a little. I'm the audience. You were not crying
laughing. But they don't have a emoji
where you're just like, ha ha ha.
They only have the ha emoji.
She should send a voice note?
A voice note of him laughing?
Yo, you crazy. You better not ever.
Let me tell you something that you better not ever do.
You better not ever send another man a voice note.
What? What?
No, you can't send men.
All right. Now, even in a
capacity. Not in a flirty way. It's in a
conversational way.
No. No. No, I'm not talking about me and you.
Like, no, that's fine.
I'm talking about he can't send Drake a voice note.
What if, uh, I'm, you send Drake a voice note?
What if I'm preoccupied, it'd be easier to send that than text?
Just wait.
Yeah, just don't send him a message.
I don't see it that often.
Nah, it's urgent.
No, it's not.
If you said a voicemail, definitely, Drake's checking his DM.
It's urgent.
It's not.
The nasty shit is you have his number.
So why would you?
Is that nasty?
I'd be weirder if I texted somebody.
about their IG story and laughed at it.
I'm not, I'm talking about the voice note on Instagram thing.
I wasn't about that.
You guys are acting because he also posted basketball videos this weekend.
You're acting like I replied with swish.
Like, I just laughed.
At that point, you might as well.
You're in there.
They came across your head.
What you do?
The AI was funny.
Either way.
Did you hear the song?
Ha, ha, ha, ha.
Let me suck your dick.
Just laugh and keep.
Ha, ha, ha.
What?
What?
Is that how women see it?
You are?
See?
No, no, no, no.
I thought he was getting me.
Y'all just told me that why men can't support each other and be platonic and all of that.
I'm still on that side.
Say the same thing to her.
Damaris is just as bad as you.
100%.
You gay keep like crazy.
Because you're actually gay.
So it's worse for you.
You're self-hating for sure.
Yeah.
We learn that in our personality test on future on now.
Self-hating.
Yeah, there you go.
Oh my God.
You're allowed to get the gays off and the rest of us can't get the gay off.
Just please, do me a favor.
Just please don't ever respond to a Drake story.
It was the first.
I don't care.
I don't care.
It was a natural reaction to how I replied to stories.
Don't respond back.
You got to leave.
You got to return the energy back.
Like it's like science.
Yeah.
And they got to be gang-sit.
Like if he responds to you,
I'd be like,
you'll fuck out of here.
You're going to leave the sixth guy.
I'm making this gayer that I would think this hard into a reply.
Ew,
I can't believe you responded with a laughing,
crying, laughing emoji.
Oh, that's disgusting.
I thought it was silly.
Yeah.
No, it's just silly.
Ew.
Don't think that men are silly, man.
What's wrong with you, though?
I thought the AI munch shit was silly.
You are
I'm the munch
Yes, in that case you are a fucking munch
Damn
You're definitely not invited
Speaking of not being invited
Billy McFarlane and Jaru
had a back and forth
Which was pretty funny
Jaru was commenting on the Fire Festival 2
And he said
He didn't know anything about it
Which I think is Big Cat
I think Jai will be there
I think Jai will be performing
And Billy said
LOL which is what Rory did
Definitely not
invited.
L.O.
Drake is John Ruh and I'm Billy.
Oh, 100%.
But Drake is invited, though.
Big Billy.
To where?
Anywhere that he desires.
Oh, I thought you were about to say something else.
I was about to say, all right, enough is enough.
Wow.
Whoa.
See, y'all minds.
I thought you was about to say he's invited to like hang out with you.
Okay.
That's not what the ladies think.
According to D'Maris.
Yeah, DeMaris.
That's hip-hop.
Now, don't put this on me.
You called him all types of gay gooses.
And now, because I agree to you.
We didn't even say all that.
I'm wrong.
Gay goses.
Yeah.
Because I was a silly goose?
It's like a gay lemurling.
I don't know.
Silly goose.
Silly Billy.
I thought the AI was just being a silly goose.
Oh, my God.
Ha, ha.
So y'all really think that Jaru was it?
First, the fat boys break up.
Every day I wake up, somebody got a problem with Billy.
This is unfortunate that these two are breaking up.
I think it's a roll out.
I think, yeah, I think they're just joking with it.
I think Jai Roo will definitely be there and he will perform.
Why not?
Because Jha rolled with you.
Like, we watched the dog.
documentary. He was on that conference call saying it's not false advertising. It's just like,
you know, not telling the truth kind of. Like he was with Billy. Yeah. Maybe he didn't
fill his commissary, but why is that rules fault? That's not rules fault. I think that these two
are still cool. I think that I don't think they have any issues with each other. You don't think
ruled in cinema kite? Uh, no, I think, I think they spoke. Okay. I think they definitely was on
a home wave together. But I do think that Jaru and Billy are still cool and that Jairo will be there
at Fire Festival too. He deserves to be there. He has to be there. Everything for
Everything from the first one has to happen the way it was supposed to.
This is the easiest layup ever.
But Jai was the mogul there.
He wasn't the performer.
You don't think Jai was going to perform?
No.
Really?
I don't think so.
I think Jai has great songs for that type of environment on an island, beach.
Absolutely.
But he was the mogul.
He was a shanty.
He was chilling.
Yeah, but I think Jha-Roothe should touch the stage.
Why not?
I think Jaru, Luda, and Cisco should go on, like, how they do, like, the millennium-type tours.
Jaru's on one, right.
No, isn't he?
Well, him and Ashanti did one, and those tickets.
for like the nosebleeds were $175.
So I think he's done.
You said Jaru, who?
Luda and Cisco.
Why would you?
Cisco is the wild card.
Cisco's crazy, yeah.
Because I can see Rua and Luda.
I feel like they all have songs I would want to hear like on a beach like with like a margarita.
What songs do you want to hear on the beach from Cisco besides Thong song?
Name one other song from Cisco.
Oh shit.
Unleased a joint with DMX.
Unleased a Dragon?
Not you guys.
You want to hear Unleashed the Dragon while you're sipping a peanut callada?
I wouldn't mind that though.
I would, fuck.
fucking go back to my room with
I would. I would. I know you what? You're lying. If I'm at a resort and I'm
drinking and they play Unleased the Dragon, I'm like, yo, let me
get my bill. Matter of fact, charge it to my room. I'm out of here. You wouldn't
scream what these bitches want? No. No. You, I would be, what?
Not Unleashed the Dragon. There's mad Drew Hill songs that I wouldn't. No, no,
when the sun goes down? Drew Hill. She said Cisco. She didn't say Drew Hill.
He's got to perform Drew Hill songs.
By himself? You know how crazy that would look?
Like every other artist that left the group and still perform.
It looks crazy.
Like, no, don't perform.
No, sing your shit.
Don't sing Drew Hell shit.
No, since Cisco.
So, Beyonce can't sing Bootylicious at any of her concerts?
Or no, no, no.
I don't think she does.
No, she doesn't.
Of course, she doesn't.
But if she did.
You know why she doesn't?
She would look fucking crazy.
That's why.
Cat.
Say that at Thanksgiving dinner.
She would look crazy.
Perform a Destiny's child songs without Destiny's shout.
And she's still cool with them?
Or you just have them come out?
Because they were busy that weekend.
You're never too busy.
if Beyonce says,
yo, listen, I got a show
fucking Saturday.
Don't put that on Kelly and Michelle.
They got lives.
No, you.
I'm not saying they don't.
I'm just saying that
if Beyonce calls and says,
hey,
I have Coachella next weekend.
Well, they did that already.
They did that already
and they came.
You fucking right, they did.
I mean, Michelle is like a pastor
or something now.
She's a sermon to write.
That's on Sundays.
So is Coachella.
No, no.
Yeah, but that's night.
Nah, but she can go from the,
she's fast.
What is that to do with anything?
Because you need energy
in water to like it.
Oh my God.
Mom, how much longer are you fasting for?
You're almost done?
The 20th.
Hey, it's right there.
April 20th.
Couple days left.
There was a clip that Julian and I were looking at last night where this young
woman definitely didn't fast from Dick.
Wow.
Jesus Christ.
She didn't fast from Dick.
She sucked dick fast.
She ran towards it.
She said she was 19 and she got
each night she used to have sex with six different dudes for a week.
Is that a lot?
Six dudes in night.
Six dudes a night.
Seven days a week.
Seven days a week.
Six dudes a night, seven days a week.
That's 42. That's not bare minimum boys.
But was it the same dude?
I think she doubled up on two.
That's 42 dicks in a week.
I'm sure she fucked one dude Monday and also fucked him Wednesday.
She said she would schedule it an hour apart as like dick appointments.
Seven days a week?
Wow.
Oh, my poor little pussy would have just dried up and fell apart.
As you think about it though, she'd probably be like a great, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
Wait, hold on, wait.
Wait, hold on.
Just sick.
I know where you was going.
You just not woppy.
No, no, I know where he was going.
The way Lindsay is going.
Let's just hold off for a second.
Her name's definitely Lindsey.
You didn't hear, you didn't hear Damias though.
DeMaris said her poor little pussy would have just dried up and what?
Falling apart, turn to dust and blew away.
Like six dudes a night, 42 dicks in one week.
No condoms either.
That's a math.
No condoms?
That's like the Jory Chessna.
PH balance going crazy.
PH balance looking like the stock market.
Oh, I know that P.
The Dow and her was going to nuts.
Oh, I know that ass was stinking.
And you know she probably didn't shower that much.
But you're not shower after.
You shower after every dick appointment.
So you took six showers and six hours?
No, she was clearly not showering.
She also said she didn't wear any condoms.
I'm just, yeah, I'm just,
this is where I was stopping that.
I'm just fascinated that y'all worried about the showering when she said she had six dudes a night for a week and no protection.
If you have sex that many times a night, if you wear condom, if she wore condom,
she'd be fucked up.
The friction from that rubber, bro?
Okay.
She'd be fucked up.
When is slut shaming okay?
Okay.
Okay, but this is the extreme.
Where's the middle line?
What am I allowed to slut shame in 2023?
She would have said three a night for five days.
It's like, oh, okay.
So two guys in night.
Two guys at night for five days.
One guy a night for five days, I'm not allowed to slut shame.
But if they're like a relationship, what do you mean?
Five different men in five days.
I'm not allowed to slut shame.
That's a lot.
We need to bring shame back, including to men too.
If you're fucking five bitches, five days in a row, you're a slut.
Let's let's.
You should walk with 21 Savage and Amber Rose on that wall.
You said if you're having sex with what?
A guy fucking five girls in five days is slut behavior too.
I'm not making this gender specific.
But we also know it's a double standard when it comes to men and women in that regard.
And I agree with double standards.
Even when they don't benefit me, I'm a big double standard guy.
We need double standards.
I mean they're both sluts, but it's just more okay for men to be sluts in society, right?
My pH balance isn't really going to move when I'm knocking these out.
Yes, it is.
Let's talk about what's really wrong with this.
Because if you want to fuck,
yes.
Yes, you do.
You don't even know he got one.
Nah,
I drink Ascentia.
I don't know.
I hear you.
You tell Drake that?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
What does I even have to do anything?
Wow, wow, wow, wow, wow, wow.
Essential boys.
I want to play this clip.
Yo, you tell Drake.
Tell them right now.
Guys, I didn't tell Drake my pH balance.
I cannot believe.
you did that.
But go ahead, man.
I didn't tell him my PH.
I know, no, I know.
You didn't even know you had one.
I understand.
I LOL did a joke.
Holy shit, bro.
That's some funny shit.
If he were supposed to his water,
you would say, oh my God, I drink this one too.
Or they don't know about that.
Chill.
They don't let you talk to you like that.
What should you know about that?
What's you know what water drink drinks?
Canada dry.
Oh, holy shit.
Oh, yes, Demaris, though.
I do think that you can slut shame.
You can, but let's, of course you can.
She's like DM shamed me for the last hour.
She really deserves to be slut shamed.
Shame is important.
She was being unhealthy.
She was being very, like, dangerous with this.
If you want to fuck five guys the night, sure.
But like wrap up, make sure that you're tested, all of that shit.
Okay.
Yeah, she's a single.
Can I ask, am I corny?
Julian.
Let's say, let's say I meet this woman and have not seen this clip.
and her and I just hit it off.
Gross.
Chemistry is out of this world.
My life partner.
She had practice.
Then I see this clue.
Am I corny for caring about her past?
No.
Yeah.
No, no, no, you're not corny.
You're not corny.
No, I think so.
No, you're not corny.
No.
We have to stop with that trick
because I'm not an insecure person,
but women really did try to get that trick off.
What's the trick?
That a guy is corny if you care about their past.
Because I do agree to some extent, yes.
The past, the past.
Cool.
And I don't think every woman did with this.
Yeah.
This overachee's a fucking dude.
You wasn't wrapping it up and shit.
This ambitious young woman.
Yeah.
Ambitious.
Ambitious is a word.
Yeah.
My ambitions as a word.
I don't think I'm corny if I care about your past at that point.
No, only because, again, she's, you talking about her health here.
Yeah.
Like, you know, this is, this is something, this is not smart.
This is dangerous for your health.
You sleeping with six different guys.
No protection.
A night.
I would I should know about that
This is probably fake too by the way
I mean she looks sincere though
She looks dead ass
How do you get banned from here?
She looks like the bishops that was sucking dick
Under the bleachers in high school
Okay
But I don't think there's anything wrong with that
Yeah those are some like I'm cool
I wouldn't judge my life partner
If she did that in high school
That's ambitious
You wouldn't judge your girl
If you found out she was sucking dick
Under the bleachers in high school
No
I'm 32
Is it my dick?
I'm awful hoes
Y'all know
Queen hoe
It's a hoe
If a girl sucked
The bleachers
in high school?
Yeah.
Roy, if your girl was...
Yo, y'all are fucking insane.
If your girl was that girl?
You don't think you're...
I know you have a girl,
but if your girlfriend,
you don't think she sucked dick in high school?
Under the bleachers?
There's a different.
There's different, bro.
Of course, she sucked dick in high school.
Under the bleachers?
Like, we got...
Okay, were y'all in high school
when you maybe always couldn't go back
to your parents' house?
You had to find places to have sex and suck dick.
No, no.
I'm with high school with a lot of girls
and none of them were not...
Ninety-nine percent of them were not
sucking dick under the bleach.
Okay, so if she's sucked dick with her boyfriend at the park, is it better?
I don't get it.
There's a specific kind of girl in high school who sucks dick under the bleach.
Yeah, you know, come on.
And we all know who that girl is.
Yikes.
Yo.
Whoa.
It's better than the girl that went to the high school that didn't even have bleachers.
Ooh.
Yeah.
Okay.
City high schools.
Under the staircase was a thing.
No?
100%.
Mm-hmm.
So you guys don't think in your life you have either wifed or will wife a girl that suck dick under the staircase in high school.
I'm not talking about three dudes lined up under the bleachers.
I'm talking about the guy she was dealing with.
Oh, my God.
I would have that conversation with her.
I don't want to have any conversations with my girl about what she didn't.
How do you approach that conversation?
What is the craziest place you ever suck dick at?
I'm not asking my girl that question.
What if she says something crazier than the bleacher?
Yeah.
Not my girl.
Why are you asking your girl that question?
Why not?
If you just chilling with your girl?
I mean, you have those conversations.
Like, what's the wildest place you ever had sex?
Yeah.
You don't ask you a girl at?
You ask those questions when you're both secure with everything that's going on.
You're asking that in the case that if she would say an answer, you're not in the relationship anymore.
Say you're engaged.
Say you like, this is your woman.
This is your person.
You ask them questions for you got engaged.
You ask that question or somehow it comes up and you find out before I'm engaged, I ask that.
So like the second day?
Before he pays for dinner, he's asking that girl.
Because the thing is when you date in a girl, I think that's the time to ask those types of questions.
That's pillow talk?
You suck dick under bleachers?
No, but I wouldn't present it like that.
But I would, again, like, yo, where's the craziest place?
Like, what's some of the wildest that you ever did?
Like, when you were young at high school, like, with a guy.
Like, what's some of the while?
You just want to know.
Like, we want to know where these girls came out.
But that was high school.
Give me an answer that you're going to be fine with.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I don't know.
At home while my mom was, I don't know, in the backyard doing something.
I don't know.
And to me that.
Under the bleachers, like.
What if it?
Okay, to Rory's point, if say bleachers weren't the thing, what if it was like in a park?
You know what that's going to do?
That's going to make me go, damn, I'm dating a liar.
What you mean?
If she's like, oh, when my mom was home, I had sex.
All right.
Now I'm dating a liar because that's not the craziest place.
How do you know what somebody's crazy is?
A lot of people are not into, like, crazy sex places.
That's what I'm saying?
Like, how do you know what somebody's crazy levels?
You could be freaky as hell with some people's thing.
Oh, well, then you want the whole too.
Yeah.
If you want somebody that suck dick under a bleacher.
don't like hos in this house? Why is that that crazy?
That's why. And why do y'all care what your girl did in high school?
We don't like, I'm totally with with in like the realm. No, don't do that. Don't do that. You should
absolutely care what your girlfriend or boyfriend did in high school. That's high school,
but they're still part of who they are. Yeah, like, they're murderous when they just
suck the little dick in the leachers. It's still, it's still part of who they are.
That I'm speaking from experience. Exactly. There are hormones they didn't even understand.
They're gender. Listen, man, I don't, I used to give, I used to, I used to give, I used to
boners in class off nothing.
We all know the girl who was sucking dick under the bleach
in high school and she was not doing it because she
was horny, bro. She got bleacher face.
She wasn't doing it because she was horny? No.
Why was she doing it? We know about the girl that was sucking dick
under the bleachers in high school, bro. What?
Take the knee off. She's just a whore.
That's why she was doing it.
She was doing that shit for approval and to get a boy of
shit. She'll suck you off right after lunch.
That's crazy. We all, come on. Don't do that.
We all knew that girl.
She sucked to her boyfriend's dick under the bleachers in high
That's true.
You're not doing that.
That's so untrue.
You got your dick suck under the teachers
in high school?
And that was your girlfriend?
Exactly.
But that was someone I was dealing with.
Was it like a, was it a reoccurring thing?
Were you the only one that got sure?
You guys just always had the free crib.
So you know, y'all was dating the hose that's mother was never home.
That's what y'all was a virgin.
I didn't.
I was also a virgin at all.
You dated the girl that had the cool mom that you could fuck at the crib.
No, sometimes we had to go find places to go fuck.
Not in school, though.
That's the thing.
You went to all boys school.
I'm all with being a whore in high school.
I support all that shit.
I've never in my life
would I ever have sex in school.
Like that is, no.
A lot of people got pregnant
in the bathrooms in my school.
That was like a common thing.
It's romantic.
Yeah.
My high school was filthy.
You went to old, like, was your school?
My high school was gross.
I wish I was joking.
But you went to high school of state.
Yeah, I wish I was joking,
but a lot of people would get pregnant
in the bathrooms of my high school.
How do you know that they got pregnant?
I would say, how do you know where the baby was conceded?
They would say they got pregnant.
pregnant they would brag about it
hold on conceiving a child while standing up sex
is fucking hilarious to me I don't know why
Gravity was literally fighting against you and it's laying on the bathroom floor
I've heard the shaggy toilet but it wasn't at a public bathroom in high school
yes it was it was on the floor
banging butt naked on the bathroom floor in high school yeah some fucking crazy
time okay yeah and then the girl that had some self-respect at least went under the bleachers
yo listen I'm not mad at it I'm just not wiping the girl
that used to give head and have sex under the bleachers in high school.
I just, that's just not me.
The fact that you would even know would be weird.
No, I would ask.
Oh, I would take that.
If I did that, I would take that to the grave.
Probably should.
Yeah.
You probably should go that one out of your memory bank.
Like, yo, let me just.
Black flag.
Yes, let me just forget about that one.
That time I took cock between chemistry and lunch.
That time I'd DM Drake.
But that was never.
That's the same?
It's the same.
That's the same.
You basically just suck dick under the bleachers.
I'll never get wiped.
I have the Drake stain on me.
He's just like, hey, yo.
Hey, yo.
Oh, my God.
They'll never take me serious.
I am not my past.
Oh, my God.
God is still working on me.
That is disgusting, man.
In other hilarious news, I want a Netflix special for this one,
maybe a scripted series.
Someone stole over 2 million dimes or 200K in dimes.
200,000.
Dimes is 2 million Dimes, I believe.
Okay.
I mean, you're more of the mathematician than I am.
I'm sad, I believe.
I'm not sure.
How many dime bags did you sell to get two million?
I don't know what you're talking about.
Officer McFaulley.
My name is Vlad.
Nice to meet you.
Wow.
So when you stole all those dimes.
Yeah, this is only funny because how do you move that?
How do you get rid of these dimes?
How do you, I mean, you follow, you go to every coin star and every whole foods or.
I just want to know who the inside.
Who's the inside man on this?
Like, who went to the crew and was like, yo, I know where they're moving
2 million dimes in the back of a truck?
I mean, money is money.
100%.
But the moving, trying to turn this into cash or...
It's heavy car.
Yeah, you can't, you can't run around with 2 million dimes.
Where are you going with all these dimes?
This is where someone that runs the CoinStar Twitter needs to just tweet out,
Let's go.
Oh, they're definitely...
Let's go.
They're about to come up crazy on this.
They're going to catch.
They're going to catch whoever.
ever did, it's because you can only go to a
coin star machine and try to
try to cash, just turn it into cash.
You can't go to a bank and...
No, the banks are...
A bank, they're waiting on you. You might as well walk into a
pre-in- What does CoinStar end up in the RICO case?
Like, are they laundering the money for them at Stop and Shop?
They don't know they are.
The deeper, darker, criminal link is Stop and Shopping Shop?
Now, if they have somebody connected to one of the supermarkets
where the CoinStar machines are,
then you may be able to tie it at it. But if they're just going
at random supermarkets and dropping these coins,
and a coin stall machine and turn it into dollar bills,
then no.
But just move the money slow.
Like, remember when you were younger?
And like when I was a kid,
I would always try to collect like pennies or quarters and enroll.
And I need to go to the bank and like that way.
Julian,
you're not understanding something.
These are grown men.
I'm saying do it slowly over time.
I'm not saying show up with 200,000.
I mean,
obviously they're probably strapped for cash.
But I'm saying if you do this like $50 a week over time and just deposit.
You know what $50 in doms a week is hilarious.
No, but I think each dime sleeve holds like $10 in dime.
Where do you stash this?
You can't put this under a mattress.
Are they a car trunk?
Yeah, I mean, you're stashing.
A SUV?
Stashing is not the hard part because it's dimes.
Dimes are small.
If you have a couple bags full of dimes, like, I'm pretty sure that's what that is.
Imagine if storage wars gets like a hold of where they put it.
Great show.
Love that show.
Why are we fascinated with shows like that?
I don't know.
Because there's value to it.
Right.
But I am curious.
to see where this goes.
Like, was it marked dimes?
The way cash was marked?
Like, if they do coin star it and they find the dimes and then they go through the
stop and shop footage.
I don't think that it works like that with coins.
I think that would be the smart thing, though.
Just go to travel to country, stopping at whatever coin start machines you can and
turning it into dollars.
Oh, please.
You know, they're going to be at onyx in Philly trying to get this over for cash.
I hope not.
That would be absolutely stupid and I'm going to do that.
You know, it would be a shame if someone in the crew dropped
a dime.
I'm here all week.
I'm here all week.
I'm not.
Roy, you're not dying about that.
I'm gone.
But this was a funny crime.
I do want to see some type of scripted Netflix series.
$200,000 in Dimes is definitely one of the more funny heists we've ever heard of.
I'm guessing they probably thought it was dollars somewhere in that truck and come to find
out it was Dimes.
But look at how they protect the Dimes.
That was just like a regular 18 wheeler.
Yeah, because who's stealing dimes?
Like, who's just.
It's money.
That's a lot of money.
No, it is.
It definitely is.
But it's in dimes is like...
Who cares what it's in?
Yeah.
I don't care.
I would care.
They would prefer dollars.
All right.
If you got handed $200,000 in diamonds, you'd be like, damn.
Yes, you would.
If I got handed it, that's different.
I'm just saying, like, if you're trying to get a...
If your intention is to rob to get money, you have now $200,000.
In dimes.
So it gives a shit.
It's $200,000.
You went from zero to $200,000.
Correct.
Yes.
But you would prefer dollars, right?
I don't think someone busting into the back of an 18-wheeler truck in the parking lot of a Walmart in Northeast Philly cares about what form the 200K comes in.
I think they would.
Depending on how big your crew is.
Yes.
Bills are preferential, but dimes are still money.
That's what I'm saying.
Nobody's arguing that.
That's literally all I said.
They're going to flood Siegel Street with the dots.
Would you go to the strip club and just hail?
And just hail.
Yeah, that's funny.
And then go outside and just walk in the handcuffs, too.
What do you talk about?
There he is.
Who the fuck is just throwing Dives?
That's him right there.
Yeah, like that's just stupid.
Well, speaking of Netflix series,
did anyone watch beef over the weekend?
Yeah.
Only watched one other episode.
It's so good.
I finished it.
It's the playoff time, Rory.
I didn't have time to watch anything else.
It was four or five games on.
What do you want me to do?
In between quarters.
I watched all of them.
What?
What?
In between quarter.
Listen, I should be a rapper.
No, you should not.
Drake should reply to my DMs.
Oh, you would,
stop reminding us.
Can we make an AI, Rory,
Drake record?
Yes.
Because you would actually
write for it and we could
And then make it a Drake record?
Yeah, we just add a Drake vocal on it.
And then I would add in some type of scheme
where Drake did reply to my DM.
Yeah, we could just have Peach Photoshop it.
I still can't believe he did that.
Yeah, I want him to stop like telling us about it.
Anyways, so Beef, can we talk about it?
Pause.
Yeah, talk about it.
Probably my favorite show this year.
Really?
Wow.
New show.
Like I don't count.
Succession, new season.
I'm saying as far as scripted series this year, I think it might be my favorite.
It had its weird moments towards the end, but it roped everything in together.
I like it so far.
It's definitely a good show, definitely, but I just didn't have time to finish it over the weekend.
But I like where it was going.
It felt good.
The acting was good.
The plot, the stories, the writing felt good.
So I'm not mad at you saying that, but I wasn't expecting you to say that was your favorite.
Well, maybe this could be the sick part.
Maybe I just identify, and once you finish the series, especially the last episode,
maybe I just identify with those two characters a little too much.
I definitely saw Rory in them.
Really?
Yeah.
I suffer from a lot of the rage that they suggested,
especially towards the last episode,
which I won't spoil.
Please watch it for the next episode.
So we can really talk about it.
Yeah, I'll finish it.
But I thought they brought up some very interesting points about rage
that aren't talked about.
That's all.
I said that it felt like the movie crash
when the first couple of episodes.
Well, they might take the series down.
What's the cousin's name?
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Okay, well, let's...
David Cho?
For our listeners, Beef is a show that starts off with a road rage incident between the two main characters,
and it follows them in their life and them trying to, let's just say, get back at each other
because I don't want to spoil it for you guys.
They spend the block a few times.
Yeah, they spend the block more than a few times.
It has a lot of good backstory, like Rory said, about rage.
and it also has a lot of jokes, a lot of funny humor.
So it's really good.
It is a really good show.
Check it out.
But the cousin, what's his name?
David Cho has a big controversy going on because he admitted to sexually assaulting a woman on his podcast that he has with porn star Asa Akira.
Okay.
So in this clip, David Cho essentially talks about getting a massage, talks about putting the masseuse's hand on his dick, then says, hey, why don't you suck it?
She says, no, there's oil on there.
He then proceeds to take her face,
push it onto his dick, and face fuck her.
Let's just get this piece of shit to fuck out of here.
This is nasty.
This is a fucking rapist.
He just admitted and described rape.
And then they asked him, you did that?
And he said, yeah.
And he said, I got turned on by it.
This is someone that needs to be off the streets.
So this is-the-beef show is incredible.
Fuck him forever.
So this is from Asa Akira's podcast.
His, it's technically his podcast, but she's on it, yes.
Oh, okay.
Well, it says DVD Asa.
So is it theirs together?
I don't really care.
Does that matter?
No, I'm just trying to figure out what this, like, where was this story told.
So it's his podcast, he probably has with Asa, Kira.
He's telling his story.
How long ago was this?
And they just found this?
Like, they just dug this up and...
I'm not sure, and I don't really care.
And I'm actually, you know, everyone gets mad at everyone else in the room.
I'm glad nobody said,
Let's delete that.
I'm glad they put it out.
They need to know that this guy does this.
And Asa, we didn't see the second part, but Asa said you raped.
Those are her words.
Yes.
And David Cho explained the definition of rape.
A woman said, no, I don't want to suck your dick.
He said, open your mouth and then he face fucked her.
Yeah.
That's rape.
Yeah.
There were more.
It's not sexual.
Like, not, hey, it was kind of sexual.
That's rape.
That's straight up rape.
More parts of the clip that they're scrubbing this people quickly.
his people are getting this off the internet as fast they can.
But there is a second half of this clip where she continues to press him about what he did.
And he doubled down and said, yeah, I could only get hard because of the circumstances that she was uncomfortable.
Because I was raving her, it was making me more turned on.
And he tripled down on that.
And here's my thing.
I get the scrubbing from a company standpoint when there's due process needs to happen and we don't know both sides, all that shit.
I get it.
That's a business move, and we don't know what happened.
This man flat out explained raping someone,
then tripled down when questioned if it was rape.
Netflix needs to say, hey, we have this show.
It's great.
We didn't know he did this.
We will never associate with this guy again.
Scrubbing this is fucking insane.
You look nuts.
This isn't due process.
He admitted that he raped somebody.
Unfortunately.
How could, I'm not the moral high ground,
but what type of fucking company could sit there
and try to scrub an admission to rape.
Well, they're not saying that his company.
Make a statement and say, fuck this dude.
Leave it up there so everyone in the world knows that this is a rapist.
But we don't know if Netflix is scrubbing it.
His team is scrubbing it.
His team is scrubbing it.
There's alleged screenshots of him sending to Twitter support,
asking for the takedown of the video,
whether or not he sent it himself or someone from his team sent it.
The move is coming from him and his people.
All right, then what does it say?
How do you have that conversation as a man?
manager to yeah like how do you like what how do you get behind somebody that uh this is what they
basically admitted to doing well how do you can get behind a client that's okay we're gonna
get rid of this as much as we can on the internet scrub this try to make this video go away like
how do you support continue to support and work with somebody saying stuff like that on a podcast
I'm sure he says stuff like that in real life his manager know that he was a nasty fuck this isn't
the first nasty thing that you're probably right there and who knows if he's
admitting this, like what else he's done that he wouldn't admit.
It's insane.
Yeah.
Plus, the scariest part is he smoked his role in beef.
He is about to have access to more women than he ever had before, which makes this even
crazier.
So should I, should I watch that?
And the entitlement.
Watch the show.
The entitlement of which he had at the massage.
Am I not supporting a rapist?
Well, I mean, Netflix, it's Netflix.
You're not giving.
money with each stream. You're not doing that.
He got the bag, but he definitely won't
be in another season if they renew it. So watch
the show. If he is in the second
season, if they do one, then
100% we're not watching people.
Okay. I'm with you.
Yeah. In those particulars,
that's weird. But I'm happy this clip
is going around, especially
now that he has more notoriety.
Because look what he did and how entitled
he felt when he was a nobody at a
massage parlor. Now that you're coming
off one of the biggest shows this year in
Netflix, the amount of access
and entitlement you're going to have when you already
had that type of mind state is dangerous
as fuck. Like, please
get this dude the fuck out of it. Like, no forgiveness.
This is the one time that I'm big,
big cancel coach. There's no forgiveness. And lock this dude up.
The audacity to get on a mic
and say this with a smile on your
face is scary.
It's fuck. That's terrifying.
That speaks to a level
of not giving a fuck.
It's entitlement. Yes. For him
to sit down and talk about that on camera, on mic, recorded.
Like, that's a different level of, yeah, I did it, so the fuck what.
And that's scary because once you have that mentality and you have that type of ego,
you know, now you're looking at somebody that's, this is just as how they interact with women,
they think that this is okay.
And to Rory's point, now that your celebrity can also match that level of entitlement
and ego, now you feel like you just have to pass to do anything.
And he just, like, just, he's not only acting in the show.
he also did the artwork for the cover the title cards of every episode.
He's a graffiti artist as well.
So he's very much involved.
He looks familiar.
Like he's been another shit, right?
Yeah.
And he's claiming, by the way, he's claiming that he made this story up.
I don't care if it's a liar.
Now, I don't think he made it up.
But even if you did make it up, you still get to go.
You got to go.
See, that's weird.
That's where shit gets tricky right there.
Like now when you start saying, oh, I made this up, right?
Now it's like, okay, how do you prove he didn't make it up, right?
I'm just saying how some people look, lawyers and people try to try to spend it.
It's a podcast, it's a show whatever they were on.
He's a creative.
Right.
Like this script.
Right.
This is now, this is where it gets dangerous at.
It's like, okay, how do you prove that he isn't just making this up?
And he wasn't just saying something to be salate.
Even if it was, it's a sick fucking thing to create in your mind and to say.
That's just sick to say that.
But it's like, how do you prove that he isn't just making that up?
That's where shit gets shaking.
and they're going to try to hide behind that.
Oh, it was just a story he made up.
It's still a sick fucking story if it's just a story.
But it's even sicker if you really did that and you deserve to be canceled.
Cancel.
You deserve to be arrested.
Oh, my God.
You were admitted to a crime of rape.
And the only response that I could even fathom from him now is this was a cry for help.
I have a problem.
Right.
The arrest.
I wanted to get caught.
The arrest, the arrest portion of it, they would have to prove that it actually happened.
Of course.
But for him to get canceled, even if it was just,
just a story, you need to get canceled.
This was put out in 2014.
He is 46 now, so that means that he was, what, 37?
32.
32.
I'm bad.
I'm terrible, man.
I'm really bad at math.
You can't go to the dime shop with us.
God damn.
That's that Rochester, uh, educate.
How you take two even numbers end up on an eye.
Because we're in 2020.
We're in 2020.
We're in 2023.
It hasn't been a full 10 years yet.
See?
Got you.
Now you're right.
Thank you.
That's what I'm like, wait.
I'm right.
Fuck out here.
Either way.
I don't care if he was 22.
He was too old for that shit.
He was too old.
Oh, there's no age appropriate time to rape.
No, I mean, like even if it was a story, you're too old to even be falling behind.
I was trying to tell an entertainment story.
I could see a fucking 17-year-old fucking loser possibly making that up, right, for a podcast.
But a fucking 30-s.
You have no excuse.
Even if you didn't do it, you have no excuse.
Hold on.
He was also part of the Haiti Foundation that stole all that fucking money.
That's his only charitable work.
That's hard.
him in Wadcliffe.
You know what's crazy?
Don't get this dude.
Remember in 2007, I believe, when Zuckerberg had someone come in and paint the murals for Facebook when they just started, it was him.
He said, I don't have the money to pay you for your work.
Take some stock.
That stock is now worth over $200 million.
God damn.
So he cashed out from Facebook too.
So he's kind of good in terms of like fighting a case.
He's got the financial backings to.
Okay.
If that's the case, then.
why don't you just pay for an escort?
Not a massage that doesn't require face-fucking someone that says they don't want to be face-fucking.
Right.
But see, again, back to that ego thing.
Like now you have money.
Now you have, you know, quote-unquote celebrity with a hit show on Netflix.
And obviously you're sitting now telling the story.
You feel like there's nothing you can't do or say and get away with.
Because the Facebook IPO in 2012 was valued $200 million.
He tells that story in 2014, nearly, say, two years.
years later, he's already living a lifestyle that's probably very...
For sure.
I can do whatever the fuck I want.
Absolutely.
This is sick.
All right, now I feel kind of whack to go and finish this fucking...
No, I do it.
Series on Netflix.
Well, spoiler.
He goes to jail and you don't see him for a while.
So he's not like a huge part after episode five, I think.
All right, cool.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, fuck him.
Agreed.
The Knicks and the Lakers.
One game one, Rory.
I don't know.
I mean, that's why I couldn't watch Beef because I was home all weekend.
I had anxiety attack in that fourth quarter.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Same.
Listen, man.
The Knicks going to be the Knicks.
If it's one thing that's true, the Knicks are going to be the Knicks.
No, we won.
No, no, listen.
Listen, that's the important part.
The Knicks, they won.
But God damn, man.
Did they have to make it that interesting down?
Like, entertainment.
Like, come on, man.
Come on.
But glad they got to win.
Game one is in the bag, got the win.
I think they'll beat them in five.
I think I got them beating the Cavs in five.
The Lakers also won their first game.
I got them winning in seven.
The Knicks?
Seven?
Yes.
I don't think Cleveland is that.
I'm a realistic Knicks fan.
I know.
I'm just a realistic Knicks fan.
The Knicks are going to lose some.
They're going to give away.
It's going to be two more of those type of games and they're going to blow the lead.
Julia told me yesterday like, oh, I see a sweep.
I'm like against the New York Knickerbockers.
I did not say the sweep and nobody.
I said five.
Yeah, I got the Knicks and five.
You definitely said sweet.
I never fucking said sweep.
You said get the mops out.
I was like, get the mops out.
Don't put the mops on me.
That's crazy.
First of all, don't tell the mobs out.
You don't tell nobody to get the mops out.
We were drinking wine and talking basketball.
You spilled something and you thought about the Knicks.
I never said get the mops out.
You didn't say that, but you did say sweep.
And I was like, I think they'll win.
I think that they'll beat Cleveland in five.
I think the Knicks are going to find a way to blow one of those leads and get one
100%.
But they do look like the better team.
Besides Donovan Mitchell just being a fucking superstar of a player,
I don't think that the Cavs have anything for the Knicks.
All right.
In the history of all shitty decisions the Knicks have made as far as personnel
and any trades or any drafts,
I want to give some flowers to them.
Yeah.
Like the Brunson shit, I really shitted on them.
I was like, why is Brunson getting this much money?
I wanted Donovan Mitchell.
They underpaid him.
If we got Donovan Mitchell, this isn't happening.
They underpaid them.
is not happening.
No.
Brunson is ball and deserves every fucking dollar.
They underpaid him.
They underpaid him.
They underpaid him.
But I mean, he looks good.
Julius looks good coming back from his sprained ankle.
The Knicks look good, man.
It's just exciting to see the Knicks in the playoffs playing well.
The playoffs feel better when the Knicks and the Lakers are in the playoffs.
And also, let me get ahead of myself because I am a Knicks fan.
I don't really know Janus's injury or whatever.
But if the Heat win, we beat the Heat.
We're beating the Heat.
I don't know.
We're beating the heat.
I don't know.
Not with the mops.
Jimmy Butler.
Maybe a dustpan.
Tyler,
Tyler,
is out too.
Yes.
He broke his hand.
He broke his hand.
So he's out like six weeks.
So that's a big loss for the heat.
But,
I mean,
injuries are part of the game.
It's unfortunate.
You know,
so somebody else got to step up.
If Yannis is out,
I think we could be,
if it's say the heat advance.
Just make sure,
like Julius is icing that ankle.
If we need to drive this,
I bring him an ice pad.
No, no, no, he's good.
I'll bring him an ice pack.
He's good.
The sprain wasn't as bad.
Like, he could have came back for some of those final games, but it was in no point.
It was like, just rest.
Listen, what do you put up?
19?
Game one?
Something like that.
That's perfect.
Good game.
Good game for the Knicks.
The Lakers played well.
Who cares?
Who cares?
I'm a Lakers fan.
I care.
But the Lakers, they're not.
I know.
They're not a threat?
No, no.
There's people saying they're going to the finals.
We're not.
What team are you looking at?
We're not.
We just want to be in the playoffs
We just want to have a playoff conversation
We're not going to the finals
No, it's either over this round
Jaum Laurent got hurt though
I don't know how long he's going to be out
He heard his hand out
It looked like he may have
Broke a finger the way that his hand bent back
So he might be out
That's obviously a huge loss
For Memphis
Even though they played good when he was
When he was suspended
Memphis looked good when Jai wasn't playing
When he was suspended for his viral video
His gun charge
Yeah his music video
When he was suspended for his music video
the grizzlies look good.
They didn't look bad, but still, they need John Morant to beat the Lakers.
So we'll see what happens with that.
Congratulations to Jalen Hertz, becoming the highest paid player NFL history.
He signed a five-year, $255 million extension, including $179 million, which is guaranteed.
I think it's great.
I think he deserves every bit of that, even though he lost the Super Bowl this year.
I got him going back and winning very soon with that team.
I thought the story of Nicole Lynn, his agent, sent him like a cold DM like,
yo, you got an agent yet?
Yeah.
And then did the biggest deal in NFL history.
Shout out to Nicole.
Shout out to clutch sports.
Shout out to Rich, Rich Paul.
And I think that's great.
But that doesn't mean you should just DM everyone your music and think it's going to.
Is that what you were trying to do with Drake?
Yes.
I was trying to send him my music.
Okay.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
You sent him a track?
You don't think I could get a Drake verse?
Because I don't.
I think you could.
Just a bridge.
I can send him some
Drake beats in the tuck.
You got a folder called
Drizzy beats.
I just want you to stop DM in.
For Drizzy.
I just want you to stop DMM in.
That's all with you.
I think I got into my boy Wanda bag on this one.
We don't talk about that enough.
Like when producers say shit like that,
like yo, right here, I was in my hit boy bag.
You were not.
That's why I'm not going to take this.
Because I know hit boy.
You were not.
I don't know who told you that.
You don't share the same drums.
Yeah, this is not hip boy.
boy but yeah shout out it's like older timberlin it's not it's not it's not it's not it's not
it's not it's not but yeah shout out to jelan hurts man hell of a hell of a hell of a
contract for a hell of a player all right don't say hell of a player he is i can dm drake if you
can say he's a hell of a player no and a hell of a contract hell of a player is okay yeah that's
don't pay him no mind he's just trying to find a foot to stand on uh demaris how do you feel
that his entire staff is all women that who's entire staff i don't know jaylan hurt's entire team
his entire staff is made up of all women.
That's dope.
I like that for him.
I think that's beautiful.
I think that's beautiful.
But that can go either way because in this scenario,
everyone's like, this is amazing.
Now, if something else happens,
it's like, look at this fucking predator,
just hiring nothing but women.
No, that's not true.
That's not true.
I think it's dope.
He has an all-female management team.
Shit probably gets done.
Oh, no, shit gets done.
I always say that.
You got women around you that's smart and educated
and they know what they don't.
Oh, shit going to get done.
done for sure.
Jailin know what he's doing. They're probably honest,
very honest with him too, because men be dick sucking,
but women are...
What the fuck? Men do, bro, y'all...
I laughed at one Drake joke. Jesus Christ.
Let it go.
No, that was dick sucking that. That was ball glazing.
You can't do it. Ball blazing is crazy. That was
definitely ball glazing. I know ball glazing when I see ball glaze.
You think any of them sucked? That was honey glaze wings?
Yeah, yeah. That was any of these women
under the bleachers, you think that was like their path
to like the NFL?
See, you always got to take it too far.
Every single time.
Because they were at the game, they're watching,
and they were scouting.
No, no.
You're going to get called to the podium, so don't worry about it.
And trust, I would not be there to support you.
I just want to make that very clear.
They're going to drop you so bad.
You're going to be called to the podium.
No, I think that this is very, very dope.
But I'm sure they all work in tandem.
And I'm sure that they're very honest with him about him.
Don't say tandem to me.
They got a bike together?
They run like a three-man weave.
No, it's a five-woman weave.
Yeah.
Five women.
Small ball.
Yeah, that's what they do.
They work together.
Shout out to Jalen Hertz.
And sad news, though, Ralph y'all, 16-year-old, was shot for ringing the wrong doorbell in Kansas City, Missouri.
Shown the head twice.
This was a sad story when I read it last night.
Just was going to pick up what he thought was his younger siblings were at this home.
He was at the wrong address.
He rang the doorbell and was shot through the door by a white man.
We want to make that very clear.
A white man shot a young black kid through the door.
And was released immediately.
and then shot him again while he was laying on the ground.
And he's not been arrested.
He's home free.
So I don't know what needs to happen.
I don't know what the laws are in Kansas City, Missouri,
or stand your ground, whatever bullshit they want to try to hide this behind.
But there was no reason why this young black kid should have been shot through a door.
And that's what outside of the obvious with the justice system,
common sense is not involved in it.
I'm sure this dude will beat this case based off.
someone being on his property, he probably legally owns those guns. But we know what it is. This
kid was not threatening on your doorstep. No. This kid is not. He's not a-
You weren't threatened in your house saw that innocent-looking kid, ring the doorbell looking for
his siblings and tried to, and started shooting through the door. That's just absolutely fucking
stupid. It's, um, you know, it's shit like, shit like this needs to be, you know,
nipped in the butt because it's like, why is this man free? You shot through a door at a, at a,
at a little kid, like, there's no excuse for this.
What did you see through that door where you felt like I have to get my gun and shoot?
Right.
Like, I just don't understand it.
Like, somebody knocks on your door, you answer the door.
You look through the door.
Like, you don't shoot through the door.
Like, that's just not, I don't even understand where that would make sense that.
That could have been anybody knocking on the door.
It could have been something, you know, just as simple as trying to sell something or looking
for another, you know, just a house somewhere on the street, anything.
And it's a little kid.
You look at the door and see a little kid,
you start shooting?
It's ridiculous.
If you see five men
standing at your door
in the middle of the night
after ring your door,
then that's, you know,
hold on, who is these dudes?
But a little kid like this?
I just wish,
but they don't see them as little kids
and yeah, yeah, you know that.
Yeah, but this is,
something needs to be done about this, though.
Yeah.
And there's no court,
you can just be like,
come on.
Like, let's use our brains.
We know this guy was not standing his ground.
We know he was not threatened.
But that can't happen.
on his way to pick up his twin brothers like this is not i just don't understand this is such a sad
story i am happy to hear that he is recovering i'm so glad he didn't pass away as a result of
this um you know just just glad he's recovering i hate that he has to go through this his family
has to deal with this it's just it's just it's just stupid man this is just i mean it's 2023
you know how much of this shit has to continue to go on uh it's just unfortunate uh his go
fund me has raised over $1.5 million.
$1.7 million.
You know, if there's
a silver line in this story, maybe that's it.
But this is still unfortunate.
It's just something that this kid shouldn't have to go through.
We don't know how he's going to be affected from this moving
forward. Obviously, this has changed his life forever.
But I'm just glad he didn't pass away.
I'm glad to hear that he is recovering.
Miraculously.
He had to run...
He had to run to three different homes before someone
finally agreed to help him.
after he was told to lie on the ground with his hands up.
Yeah.
For what?
Yeah.
This is, listen, man, prayers to Ralph, Ralph Yarl and his family.
You know, you obviously have a lot of support right now.
A lot of people donating to your GoFundMe.
Hopefully, you know, this set your family off into a better path from here on out.
And life can be amazing for you because this is just absolutely stupid, unnecessary.
and we still live in a country where obviously racism is still much, you know, a part of our everyday lives.
So prayers to Ralph Yarl and his family, speed of recovery.
We hope you have a full recovery and no physical, you know, disabilities from this.
I hope that I know mentally you never get over being shot.
I know that's something that would be with him forever.
I hope that money goes to therapy for him and his family, his brothers, his mother, everybody.
This is, yeah, this is sad.
So prayers to Ralph, y'all.
And we hope that you have a speed of recovery and life is amazing.
And a bunch of blessings and prayers your way.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, it's been another episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast.
Roy, what you got going on this week?
I'm around.
You know.
You're in a whole all episode.
What you mean?
I'm around.
I'm around.
I can't be around.
Thank you to everybody that bought a bare minimum boys club shirt.
We have fun with that.
Yeah, it was great.
turned that into something productive
since everybody got something to say.
Love the debates on spell check, everything.
Yeah.
They thought that we spelled that.
I took a break from the Reddit streets over the week.
I think I might return this week.
Really?
Yeah.
How was your mental health being that you take a break, right?
Probably better.
You'd be chilling already?
Like, you'd be just like on the block?
Sometimes, yeah.
They've been showering you guys with love lately.
Oh, well, thank you.
Well, they had to combat the hate.
So, yeah.
Yeah, I'd be in the red of streets
But I honestly don't take a lot of that
To heart, to be quite honest
That's why I can hang in the Reddit streets
Because I think a lot of it
Is people being wrong and strong
And just not knowing what they're talking about
And I find it funny
Yeah, I mean, it's fun to have fun with the internet
Like, I think that is fun
Because like you throw stuff out there
And you log off and it's like, ah, you can't reach me
Like y'all fight amongst yourselves
I'm not reading any of it
Say what you want, whatever
But thank you to everybody to board a shirt
We will have new merch dropping soon as well.
I'll be in the Discord this week.
Let's have some fun.
I won't.
No?
No.
Got to get you in there, Ma'all.
You want to talk about a healthy environment.
Discord chat's awesome.
I have fun with them before.
They're super positive.
I have phone with the Reddit chat before.
They got a shit since I-I-8 channel where they'll be posting all the bad bitches if you want to go in there and see.
You can throw some money bags in Discord.
Discord also suggested of doing just a Discord chat of you and I and only the women.
So three women?
Yeah, like it's not how many women are you?
See, don't do that because I used to think that as well.
There's a lot of women.
No, there are a lot.
I like, they're all great.
Me and Julian met, I won't say the location we were at yesterday,
but we went to go grab a drink before the Wayne show and there was a young lady working there.
We could say her name, right?
Yeah, she posted you guys.
Yeah.
Shout out to Sam.
The other, a different one.
Fan, but this was about to be another two-hour episode.
I was like, what?
I wanted to say the name.
She was working at the location that we went to,
won't say her job.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
She's part of our Reddit team?
Well, no, she was just a listener.
Oh, okay.
We took some selfies.
It's just not a complete sausage festival.
Okay.
Shout out to Sam.
Oh, my God.
I appreciate, I appreciate when the listeners see us and they, like, respectfully talk to us.
Like, don't just see us and then write like, hey, I saw you.
Because then I feel, I don't know.
I feel weird.
Like, just if you can, say hi, say hi.
Look at my face.
Look at Rory.
With joy.
Never look happier.
Oh, look at Sam.
Hey, Sam.
Oh, shout out to the Redheads.
Redheads have more fun.
All right, well, we'll be around.
This has been another episode.
We thank y'all for subscribing.
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Thank you all for supporting.
We're going to continue to do the bare minimum.
Yes, sir.
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