New Rory & MAL - Episode 161 | The End Of Frank Ocean?
Episode Date: April 21, 2023Happy Friday! We’re back for a tumultuous episode as we head into the weekend. Out the gate we press Demaris about why women get to steal every holiday. We find out how Mal would fare as a step-dad ...(it’s not good). We’re back to giving Frank Ocean his flowers as the new CEO of the Bare Minumum Boys Club (BMF). While Frank was disappointing his fans, Chance The Rapper was upsetting his household. Did he have a hall pass in Jamaica for Carnival? Mal reacts to Lil Uzi’s alter ego, Leslie (that’s not hip-hop). Meanwhile, we continue to see Jonathan Majors' career spiral towards Tubi. Mal introduces an interesting conspiracy regarding the Ralph Yarl shooting and Shaun King’s involvement. Rory warns of a satellite crashing into Earth (if you’re reading this congrats you dodged the debris). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, as well as Bud Light's revenue loss (cue Rory and Julian’s redneck voices), a deep analysis of an odd dream Demaris had, why we should encourage the death penalty, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Okay, so if the dad's not active
and it's solely on the mom,
you don't want to bear the responsibility
of playing the dad.
No.
Let's say the kid is 14 years old,
no active father,
but is averaging all American numbers
on his AAU team.
Come here, son.
I knew how easy it was it.
Come here, sir.
Let's work on your left.
Yeah, come here, son.
Come on, man.
We got to get some layup lines going.
I was looking at you last game.
They're forcing you left.
You got to be able to be ready for that.
Yeah, I'll come here.
No.
Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast.
I am Mall.
I'm Rory.
And we're back.
I'm feeling, man.
I feel great.
You look great.
Feel revived.
Is that hip hop?
That wasn't hip hop.
My shirt's hip hop.
That is.
Great shirt.
Classic.
Yeah.
Elmatic.
You know, go hip hop.
I'm a cool white guy that understands the culture.
Yeah.
You're going to understand the culture.
Elmatic.
You're, you immerse yourself into the culture.
I just want real hip-hop back, you know.
Why do you, why do people sound like?
Like, where are the lyricists, man?
Yeah, it was a lot of those.
I went to the Zol Olympics last night.
Happy 420.
First of all, happy 420 to all of my 420 years out here.
Isn't 421 something else?
Like the day after it?
And they try to add a second day.
Yeah, we're not doing that.
I hate when people try to add these things on, like,
Galentines, when it's Valentine's for the girls.
hate out women.
You couldn't wait.
I'm just saying it's like y'all just Valentine's Day is for y'all.
First of all.
Why do you all need another day?
Like why do y'all?
Like what is that?
For the single ones?
It's for the single women.
Yeah.
The not healed women.
Y'all can do you.
You're single.
It's holiday not for you.
Yeah.
Like just sit this one out.
There's another holiday coming called like Columbus Day or something.
Like I mean, I don't know.
He was going to say like St. Patrick.
It's like, you know, it's another holiday coming.
It makes sense.
Women are always trying to discover things that are theirs.
Wow.
I need to sit, sit Valentine's Day out.
Don't turn into Galantines.
And then the ones that don't have family, they want to do,
what is it, Friendsgiving?
Listen.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
Don't do what?
That's fucked up.
Yeah, that was fucked up.
Yeah, some people don't about family.
What they did to the original Americans,
the ancient Native Americans, that's what, that's fucked up.
I think the correct term is Indians, I believe.
That is the correct.
That is the correct.
You're right.
The Reds school.
That's what we were taught.
Yes.
That's what we were.
We're talking. Don't get mad at me. Get bad at the curriculum. It's not my fault.
But no, now I think about women do have a lot in common with Columbus Day. I think they should just have that one.
Yeah, that's their day. Like what? The single women.
They try to discover things that aren't theirs.
Like what? Such as what? They give the pox.
Oh, there you go.
Pretty much phone. Why did you discover my password?
And then you put small pox on it or something. That's right. That's true. Allegedly.
Claiming something that's yours, that's not.
Like what? I got mad bitches. I'm not, I don't just belong to you.
Yeah. He's not a one woman, man.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah.
And then we teach you how to, you know, cook and feed you.
Right.
And make my shoes.
You do us dirty.
You slaughter us for providing for you.
Yeah.
And make my shoes, woman.
Got work in the morning.
Y'all, okay?
Listen, I'm great, man. It's 420. You know, feeling good.
I get to smoke tonight.
And, yeah.
Oh, 420 during Ramadan.
I was going to say, you're going to smoke during the episode.
Inshallah.
We love High Mall.
Not during the episode.
We could pretend the sun is down.
We can't.
This is just delighting.
It's a beautiful day.
It's all studio there.
We can't.
We can't act like the sun isn't down.
But, yeah, it's 420 in New York City.
I went out to the Zoll Olympics last night at Terminal 5.
So what?
The Zah Olympics?
Yeah, it's called the Zoll Olympics.
Could you smoke there?
Yeah, were you hot?
Is this like the Beer Fest movie when they play all the games?
Kind of a Zob.
It's kind of like that.
Like, they give out trophies for the best, you know, the best strains.
Like, you know.
Tost the ring on the blunt.
Doss the ring on the blunt.
Toss the ring on the blunt.
They had some cool
Wackabund strings in the building.
Shout out to Astor Club.
Cano the fastest.
Shout out to Owee Maps.
Shout to my guy Scotch.
Matt, Ben.
Everybody that put together, shout out to Green Wolf.
It was a lot of good.
It was a lot of performances did.
Shout out to Kiss.
KISS performed.
Shout out the styles.
He hosted.
He also performed.
Shout out to Currency.
He performed.
Had his whole band, which is what, you know,
currency always does anyway.
Shout out to Alchemist and everybody else I saw last night.
It was a good night.
Were you allowed to smoke in the venue?
Oh, everybody was.
Where was this?
Could you see the stage?
No, you could see.
They had it.
It was very well, like, you know, the air was on.
The doors, all the doors in the front.
They stayed open and, you know, the back doors, everything was open.
So it was as ventilated as it could possibly be.
But it was definitely a lot of smoke in the building.
You must have been in heaven.
That must have been your shit.
Oh, no, that was, it was beautiful, man.
Did you go alone?
I went, me.
My boy M went.
My cousin Scott, he works with weed maps.
He put, he was obviously working.
And then Astor Club, Matt and Ben.
Yeah. They were some of the guys that put together the event along with Buddy's Bodega.
It was a good event, though.
Was it a sausage fest because, like, were there?
It was some, it was some stoner chicks in the building.
It was definitely some stoner chicks in the building.
They was probably into the stoner chicks themselves.
Yeah, that's, you know, a couple of young inmates in there.
Yeah, it was, oh, definitely was a few of the, you know, the stronger ladies with.
The stronger ladies?
I like strongly.
I like strongly.
Yeah, strong.
Like they have big shoulders?
But it's some pretty, don't get it.
It's some pretty stoner girls, though.
Oh, of course.
Of course, I just don't know if they're going to go to Terminal 5 for the Smok.
For Zah Olympics.
It was some of them.
It was some of them there for the Zollemps.
It wasn't like, it didn't look like, it didn't look like freak nick.
It didn't, it wasn't that.
But, you know, it was a few of them in the building.
Well, look at, uh, the range of Terminal 5.
You went to Smoke Fest yesterday.
The Zoll Olympics.
The Zoll Olympics.
Exactly.
Zoll Olympics.
Yeah.
And no one bombed it.
Great.
Amazing.
Um, DeMaris is going to go see Chloe Bailey at Terminal 5.
Yeah.
Totally.
Totally different demographic.
You think?
It's just a different demo.
A different energy in the building tonight for Chloe.
They sprayed some lightsall.
Got all this smell up.
Yeah, they aired it out.
I'm sure it's going to smell beautiful in there tonight for the beautiful Chloe.
They cannot get all that weed out of the fucking couches and stuff in the green room.
Did I see her?
Wasn't she smoking this warm?
Did she like puff a little bit?
If she did, it was probably for a marketing plan to make her more relatable.
Ooh, she's still down to earth.
When she was getting bent over, there was like a joint or something.
She was holding it, yeah.
That's dope.
That's a stoner shit.
If you call that a story chick, whatever.
DeMaris, you go into the Chloe show with, just yourself?
Myself, I ask every single one of you and you all told you know.
You didn't.
I'm going with myself.
You didn't ask me to go to show.
You didn't ask everybody.
You didn't ask me.
Stop.
Or Yulme.
I literally did it.
You said you were going.
I did it on mic.
I literally said it on mic.
We can pull it up in a past episode.
Yeah, but he edits everything.
He might have just edited that out.
Yeah, definitely.
Totally.
He might have muted your mic.
I didn't hear that.
So are you going to network?
Like, what's going to happen?
I'm just going to go like me to bestie.
I was going to enjoy the show.
Yeah.
Y'all still, y'all really don't believe that going to a concert alone is serial killer shit.
No, you weirdo.
I think every serial killer movie that we've seen, it's a scene of them at a concert by themselves.
Going to Terminal 5 alone seems like a lot.
I couldn't do that.
What's the difference?
What about the garden?
There's a certain venues I could go alone.
When Rory said he went to two Blue Note shows alone, I could do a venue.
A blue note is a lot more intimate.
Yeah, I'm like that size, cool.
that,
terminal five is too much
to go along.
And don't do that
because an American psycho
he was listening
to Phil Collins
in his house before the murder.
He didn't go see Phil
at the garden.
Yeah, but that's not a concert.
Phil was at the garden
that night he would have went.
If, no,
I don't think so.
Why not?
If you're playing Phil Collins
in your home,
if he has a show
in your city that night,
you're going.
He couldn't take the rejection
of not getting
a reservation at a restaurant.
If he's not going to be
on stage with Phil,
he's not going.
On stage?
That's me.
Start laying down
Newspay.
Did you see the way he was dancing?
Yeah, that's a little, all right, you got real issues.
But I hope you have a good time.
I would have went with you if you invited me, but you didn't.
Mall, no, you wouldn't have.
All the things I'm still waiting you to.
I'm still waiting you to take you to the movies.
I haven't invited you to so much, Maul, and you have literally denied me.
I'm still waiting for me to take me to the movies.
I had to go see air by myself, DeMaris.
I had to go see how Mike became Mike by myself.
Are you done, caping?
That was definitely your fault.
The Fast and Furious franchise is going to come to an end before you see a movie.
Yeah.
We should go see that together.
You're not.
Why not?
It's not going to happen.
I know it's not going to go see how Chloe became her without Haley?
No.
You don't support women.
No?
It's 420.
You don't feel like Nike.
It has nothing to do with nothing.
You celebrated last night.
Yeah.
You don't want to blow the Zah in Chloe's face?
No, no, no.
It's 420.
I'm going to let Chloe do her thing tonight.
You know what I'm saying?
You have a great time.
Fine.
But it is scary movie season and a bunch of new scary movies are coming out.
So maybe we can go do that.
It's scary movie season?
Yeah.
The summertime.
It's scary movie season.
I thought that was like Halloween.
I mean, that was like fall?
Yeah.
It's, I might be the only platonic movie date you can't do.
Why?
Scary movie.
Why?
I just feel like that's reserved for relationships.
You cover your eyes.
Really?
Is it hip hop for two men to go see a scary movie?
It's not hip hop for two men to go see anything.
Really?
No.
Wait, to do anything?
Oh, here we go.
Two men at the movies?
You guys do a podcast together.
Is that too weird?
We have never been to show.
You share a couch twice a week.
We have never been to the show.
Y'all guys are touching right now.
And we go and not.
We've been to rap shows together.
Yeah, you guys do a lot of shit together.
We went to the Wayne.
There's room for Jesus.
There's room for Jesus.
We went to Wayne together.
There you go.
That was three men, too.
That was kind of nuts.
I mean, hip hop, whatever.
Two and a half.
Yeah, we was borderline.
And we were like shoulder to shoulder.
Yuck.
Apollo's tough.
We didn't design Apollo.
Like, we didn't build it.
I mean, but what show besides the Chloe one is there going to be space that we go to?
Shot.
I was a shot to Maris.
That was a shot.
Damn.
Are you saying she didn't pack the venue out?
No, I don't know.
She might sell it out.
Yeah.
Can we pull up how many tickets are left for Chloe show tonight?
I'm not doing it.
It's hard to sell tickets right now.
I just want to know because I might buy a ticket and go.
There you know.
You might not.
I like Chloe.
You got to just a supporter.
You would go to the show.
Alone or with DeMaris.
Oh, it's going to be girls in there.
I can go to that alone.
There's going to be plenty of women in there.
Yeah, but they'll be young.
I don't think they'll be your type.
It's a 16 plus event.
Oh, man.
Yeah, it's a 16 plus event.
Oh, yeah.
that's a little weird. A lot of moms might go though.
No.
They drop them off. Look, from $12.
One of my friends sent me pictures of the back bar for the Steve Lacey show, like where all the parents were hanging out because they brought their TikTok kids there.
It may be similar at this Chloe show.
It might be a cool little parent mixer in the back that you could scoop something up.
Yeah, maybe buy their kids to Rolexes for their birthday.
You like single moms, right?
I love single moms.
What about them do you really like?
Well, they're very nurturing.
They always have like, they know how to cut the sandwiches.
They don't cut the sandwiches down.
cut them diagonal.
You should.
That's the only way to cut a sandwich.
Single moms,
they cut a diagonal sandwich.
You got to love the diagonal sandwich cutters.
Yeah.
An abundance of fruit snacks are just around all the time.
Yeah, they just have everything.
They have Capri's Sons.
They have waters.
They have like everything that you need.
Cereal collection is amazing.
The best thing about, yeah, that's sexy.
A woman that knows how to stock the fridge and it's like organized.
Oh my God.
Come here.
Let me eat you from the back.
And you love goverts.
They'll be there.
Don't.
But here's the thing.
The best thing about single moms is they don't have much time.
What?
No, they, they don't have much.
much time, but they're very organized.
You have a window.
And they don't have time for the wine and die.
Like, yo, I-
Fuck me now and I got to get back.
Single moms have the app on their phone when the school bus is pulling up.
That's hard.
I didn't even know that was a thing.
That's gangster.
Because I know exactly how much time.
We can watch the bus.
Like, oh, okay.
It's like 10 blocks away.
We can get this in real quick and not get up out of here.
They don't have time for dessert and like a walk on the Hudson River.
Listen, the bus is pulling up in 37 minutes.
Buses down.
Yeah, like, come in here, hit this.
More of a service.
Yeah.
Shout out to all the single moms.
We love you over here at the New Rory Mall Show.
And you can always like stop it before it gets too serious and be like,
I just don't know if I'm ready to be that father figure for your kids.
They have to appreciate that because you're married children.
Yeah, got to respect it.
But it's a single mom's.
Keep the world go around.
There was a video going viral where these kids, and I'm sure it was a skit or whatever,
but it brings up a good point.
Could you deal with a single mother who had a badass kid?
Oh, man.
And I know you're not supposed to say bad kids anymore.
You're supposed to say that they're developmentally challenged or behaviorally challenged.
You could say they're bad.
You could say like maybe you should place your hands on that kid.
If y'all were in love with Shorty, everything was great.
Fridge was always stocked.
She handled her own because suck this peanut butter through a straw.
Would you still be able to deal with a badass kid?
Are you loving a girl before you would meet her kids?
No, you met her kid.
But you know, as you get more around a kid, they become more comfortable.
They become more of themselves.
They're not just always on their best behavior.
Gosh.
They shouldn't get too comfortable.
I don't know, ma'am.
I can't.
I'm gonna go with no.
Yeah.
I'm gonna go with, yeah, I don't care.
I don't care how bad your kid is.
What?
Really?
I don't give a fuck.
If you take her seriously?
I'm not taking her seriously.
Oh, well, there we go.
We're still playing by mall rules.
Yeah.
We wouldn't have been in love to begin with.
Yeah, I'm not taking her seriously if she has a kid.
Like, no, I don't care about either of you.
You're against dating moms?
No, I love dating moms.
But I'm different.
See, I'm more on like the safari type of time.
I'm buying your kids.
I don't know Rolexes at their first birthday party
because they can tell time.
Yeah.
And have a wrist.
And they need a wrist strong enough to hold a Rolex on it?
Yeah.
The dummy shit in the world.
Their bones are developing.
Kids don't care about any of the shit that these parents try to put on them
and these adults try to put on them.
They just want the box that it came in.
Safari, get that kid a Tonka truck.
Or get him a coloring book?
Like, I don't know.
Or a pat on the back.
Happy birthday square.
Yeah, like get him a game.
I'm not your dad.
A PS5.
or something, I don't know.
Or go take care of your own fucking kids.
Aren't they like babies?
I don't know.
I mean, get them some type of game, a Nintendo Switch.
A pacifier would probably suffice.
Yeah, no, I think that's like babies.
I don't know.
Just Rolex's is like, all right, what do you?
And this is probably just a result of the internet.
Like, I'm sure Safari's first idea was like, I'm going to get them at LLC.
Yuck.
That's so stupid.
That's so stupid.
But LLC Twitter will go crazy.
Like, this is how you invest.
Yeah, this is how you set the kids up for their future.
And then every woman that Demaris,
follows would be like, I can only deal with a man that takes my kids this serious and invest
in their future and gets them their real estate license at 2 years old.
Me and Rory be following the same bitches.
Wow.
Would you like their photos? I just keep scrolling. And in my head, I go, like.
Blink when you do it? You blink? I have like a Twitch.
That's a mental photo. That's how he stores it.
It's like I'm about to sneeze.
A mental screenshot.
No, I want to get back to Marseito day single moms.
He said he does. I do it. He's single moms.
No, like take them seriously.
At your age, man.
What you mean?
Take them seriously.
Kind of the options.
Like, look at them like a future with them.
It depends.
How old is the kid?
Okay, well, how, let's, what are you okay with?
40.
If you're 41, say she, the kid's probably pushing 10.
10?
Damn.
Say, how active is the dad?
He's active.
Super active.
He's in and out.
He's super active.
He's a great dad.
Yeah.
Oh, then yeah, we might have
could make that work.
Oh, so you just, okay, so if the dad's not active
and it's solely on the mom,
you don't want to bear the responsibility
of playing the dad.
No.
Let's say the kid is 14 years old,
no active father,
but is averaging all American numbers
on his AAU team.
Come here, son.
I knew how easy it was it.
Come here, sir.
Let's work on your left.
Yeah, come on, man.
We got to get some lay-up lines going.
I was looking at you live.
last game they forcing you left you got to be able to be ready for that yeah come here
teach you gotta take a charge oh yeah absolutely once you see that son is athletic and the dad ain't around
come here son well it's time to talk about the birds in the news right birds in the birds in the
birds he's like a sex tape in his iPhone yeah if you averaging points like that at 14
you get in high school yeah you definitely smashing um well in relevant news i don't know
how we got down on that tangent speaking of dead beats wow wow
She dropped out of Coachella.
Speaking of non-supported parents.
BMF.
Bare minimum Frank.
Speaking of not showing up.
Fair minimum fucking drink.
Frank is now...
Speaking of owning some ticket support.
Listen, Frank is now an alumni of the bare minimum boys club.
You are all my kids.
Oh, man.
He gave you niggas the bare minimum.
Didn't he give Coachella to...
At least we showed up for the second episode.
The most of what he didn't have.
You didn't even hold the mic.
Yeah, he didn't even get dressed.
He threw on whatever he sold right there in his closet.
He had a bubble coat on to some house.
This nigga is taking this alumni roll very seriously.
Didn't hide a fucking wire on that stage.
Oh man, I love you, Frank.
God, he's pushing the culture forward.
And what type of table was that keyboard on?
It looks like a barstool.
The bad man?
Listen, I support it.
I support it.
Listen, this is what I got.
This is all I got for y'all tonight, Coachella.
This is it.
Hey, listen.
No, we might be his sons.
This is the definition of check chasing.
Yeah.
No, this is the definition of doing the bare minimum.
This is exactly what bare minimum means.
Frank, I hope your ankle needs better soon.
Oh, that nigga's ankle is just fine.
Are you kidding me?
He's running sprints right now.
He can't be happy enough to be able to do Coachella this weekend.
I got to meet his publicist.
I have to.
That's what you landed on.
We could visibly see him jumping up and down.
And you said that he fractured his femur in two places?
Yeah.
His famer?
That's what I read.
Was that before or after his performance, though?
This puts Meg to stallions working on the boat to shame.
If he broke his leg in two places and was jumping up and down,
Meg can twerk on the boat after a bullet.
Oh, absolutely.
That's fucking nuts.
Well, you guys are critical, but Bieber said that set was one of the best things he's ever seen in his life.
You know, if Beaver says it.
It's got to be true, right?
It got to be law.
Justin said that was one of the best sets you ever seen.
Yeah.
I mean, to be fair, I didn't see the entire performance.
And then there were videos of Justin.
coming out in the crowd of him falling asleep
during the show.
That's no.
Frank said?
Before we hear from Justin Bieber,
he owes little fizz,
not little Fizz,
little twist of royalties, man.
I only want to hear Justin talk
if he's going to apologize a little twist.
What did he do?
A little twist again?
Took a charge.
Yeah, Twist made him ten toes down
on every bad thing Justin ever did.
Justin was fucking
pissing in Germany and stealing
fucking monkeys from the zoo.
and he was like, Twist made me do it.
And everyone was like, damn.
It's all Twist's full.
You need to get better friends.
Wow.
He was driving 100 miles an hour
through his neighborhood by himself
and was like, yeah, Twist was at the crib.
How does he?
Rush at home and he gets to a day.
It's crazy.
You need to get back to Jesus and away from Twist.
Watch if Twist isn't even in L.A.
Damn.
I don't remember that.
So I can't laugh with you.
But if Justin Bieber
is falling asleep at a Frank set
and then saying it's the best set
he ever seen in his life,
Justin Bieber is fucking crazy
He could be blinking here
This is a photo
There was a longer video
But there was the video
Pretty much is a security guard
holding him up
And you can see his hands wrapped around him there
Well don't just isn't Justin like doesn't
He's probably drunk
And on some type of drunk
It's fucking Coachella
No
He's a born again Christian
He's on the Bible
He's with he's with Jesus now
He would never do this
He's not drunk
His only drug is Haley and Jesus
Only the blood of Christ is what he drinks
On Sundays
And that's after the communion
That's nuts
Well listen
Shout out to Frank
man, listen.
No, not shout out to Frank.
Why not?
Why not?
No, shout out to him.
Bare middle of shit.
Do you think he gets paid for the second?
No, of course not.
And I think he's in the red from all the other stuff and all those dancers and all that shit.
He's not even in the red to Coachella.
He owes all those other people that worked.
And the people who flew in, shout out to my buddy Andres, flew in to find out only that he's not performing.
And when he's doing it.
And what's fucked up is these odd future fans, can we check on them?
Yeah.
He continues to let them down.
O.D.
Well, he did show up.
What if you bought week?
Week two tickets.
And Drake doesn't come out.
No, you get...
Now you just asked out with Travis Barker and the Kardashians.
You get Blink 182 now.
And you can't know who they are.
They don't?
You don't think they know Blink 182?
No.
They know Chloe's husband or whatever that one is.
Travis Parker.
Courtney.
Courtney's husband.
I think they know Blink 182.
On Future fans, I think so.
Not their music.
Not like that.
Oh, not like heavy?
Yeah.
They know like three songs, maybe.
Is this another W for the Kardashians?
Had Frank, like, show an alliance to the team.
Do you think this would have happened?
They do conquer.
Every decision ever made you see they're attached to.
Like Columbus.
Does Blink 182 get booked if he's not just married to that girl?
Honestly, a lot of people will say that you're wild, but I see what you're coming from.
It sounds like a crazy statement.
I see where you're coming from.
Legendary rock band.
Legends.
No, no, no.
Run legendary music.
Don't do that.
I know they popped up.
They popped up.
They did a pop-up.
Which is amazing.
It was the first time they had been together and so long.
But are they headlining Coachella in 2023?
No.
Absolutely not.
Like without this circumstance?
Absolutely not.
I mean, it helps that they already have a set at Coachella and can just, you know, push it to the main slot.
I definitely wasn't expecting them to be named the headlines.
I think this is a bad replacement.
But now you're going to get the whole.
The other KKK clan to all come out.
replaced him with.
Rocky.
I mean, I'm not going to
lie.
Why don't we think about,
oh, he was already booked
with seven rolling louds at me.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He wasn't available.
I was like,
Rocky bought the headline week,
the second weekend.
This is,
this is nothing.
You know how this is going to go.
I jokingly said Blink 1282 last episode,
but I did think over the week,
Rihanna,
obviously,
can't do that Super Bowl set,
but they could do a form of it.
I thought Rihanna might be an option
if Frank didn't do.
No, well,
Rihanna's,
she's deeper into her pregnancy.
He's even into a pregnancy.
Oh, that's right.
Yeah.
Am I and Beyonce did it.
Stephen A would let you know on first take.
Yeah.
If Rihanna backed up.
Stevie Nate.
Cardi B did it.
Frank is the most upsetting A-list artist of all time.
I mean, Nikki.
That's a strong statement.
In terms of he's worked himself into the A-list category,
his level of fame, celebrity, universally loved,
everyone loves his music.
He has continuously let his fans down.
almost every chance he gets on a performance side.
But how much do you keep putting that on Frank
or how much do you keep putting that on the fans
that keep showing up thinking Frank is going to show up?
That's on Frank.
Wait, but how many times this happened outside of Coachella
and the odd future shit that he wasn't even booked for it to get with?
He's so mysterious.
Like people respect his privacy and respect his decisions so much.
This kind of goes back to your point last episode.
Like when it comes time, you just have to just be there.
show up, do something.
But this wasn't, he's never done something like this, though.
That's why I'd say the most disappointing, like, I'm a Lauren defender,
but I would say you have a way better case to say Lauren would be more of a disappointment
in an A-list artist than Frank.
Because he's had a longer run of it.
I think Frank, they both have two albums.
If Frank continues down this path, he is the same thing.
Well, to be fair, what has Frank done outside of cancel on Coachella and not put out
music for a long time?
What has he done to disappoint?
I think this was that trash Grammy performance.
performance.
The finesse he did on Apple.
Wait, why was that?
That Forrest-I-
I thought that was one of the most legendary moves in music industry.
No, like, we championed it like from the end.
But I'm saying it kind of sets his standard as someone that, like...
He over-delivered to his fans that day.
He gave them a full visual album of him building some steps.
No one fucking listens to endless.
You just don't understand that he was making himself Jesus as the carpenter.
in one song on Em,
you just don't understand.
They didn't give a track list.
We wouldn't know.
I self-titled them on my iTunes.
That's sick.
But we got Blonde the next day.
He got two albums.
Endless is fired too.
Well, listen, man, Frank,
continue doing what the fuck you want to do.
Show up when you want to show up.
Create when you want to create.
Man, whatever makes you happy
and keeps you sane in this crazy world,
don't let them dictate your art.
I don't think about his art.
If I pay for your art,
I get a little,
there's a little bit of responsibility there
Yeah, no, it is. Like show up. Like, literally
people flying to go see him. Yeah, but what if
I mean, what if he just mentally, just not into it
right now? I, yeah, that happens.
I feel like y'all are killing Frank
much harder than y'all kill a lot of other artists
who don't show up. For example.
I just said Frank continue to
I'm not, I'm not referred to you, sweetie.
But give an example, like who? Who should we be
in comparison? Well, just in period,
like, just people don't show up to show
sometimes. Like, that happens.
Yeah, but if you don't show up to one out of
80 shows you're doing that year, you get a little bit more grace.
Yeah.
Now with Frank once every 10 years, come on, Jay came up with the formula.
It's a terrible average.
It is.
Is that the formula?
You're 0 for 1 in 10 years?
Yeah, the rarity.
It's not very good.
The rarity is the important part.
The crazy thing about this, though, if Frank Ocean announces a tour next week, it sells out.
Oh, 100%.
But that's where he's worked himself into this mysterious shit where people will continue to go.
I mean, shit.
I bought tickets to see Lauren Hill at Brooklyn Bull, knowing everything that happens.
She showed up on time and the show was great.
It's power.
It's power in that.
It's power.
As crazy as it sounds, it's power in being unpredictable.
It's power in being mysterious, especially in today's world because everybody shares and posts everything.
So when you have this level of mystery and this allure, you know, it kind of like pop out when you want and it's kind of like when people see it like, is there Frank Ocean right there?
You don't know.
But you got to deliver when those things happen.
And that's what our point was.
I agree with that.
If you're going to show up, you got to put down your best show, do your thing and have people talking like, damn, when he shows up, though, it's a great fucking set.
The stains just matter more in that regard.
Like, I hate the new strike song, but he's delivered 99.99% of the time.
So it doesn't matter.
It doesn't even matter.
This puts a big stain on his career as far as a performer.
I agree.
Well, Frank Ocean fans, I know y'all disappointed.
I know y'all upset.
But hey, listen, at least we get to see the legendary blink 182.
If they stream it, I'll watch.
Yeah, I'll definitely watch it.
I'm sure they'll stream that one.
I'll definitely watch that.
How many cameras do you think they'll have just on the Kardashians riser?
That's going to be like the Taylor Swift camera at the Grammys.
Pretty much, yeah.
Same dance moves, too.
Wow.
But listen, I'll still go see Blonde on ice if Frank ever.
If he ever makes it a thing.
If he ever follows through, I thought it was a great idea.
It was amazing.
I wanted to see it.
I was looking forward to seeing that.
But listen, man, we'll get it maybe in the future.
If not, keep doing your thing, Frank.
I support you.
I'll download your music.
In other rebrand news, chance I like it.
Chance the rapper has been in Jamaica for Carnival,
shaking ass, grinding, grinding.
When I love my wife album doesn't hit the way you think,
it's going to hit?
Got to go back to the hose.
I mean, I don't know this one.
I don't know if she's out.
She actually looks like a nice show.
Listen, that's part of Carnival.
though.
Like people dance on.
I've seen people
like, oh, he's married.
What is he doing?
Like, this is carnival.
This is what carnival is.
If you've never been to carnival, you don't understand.
It's not just about trying to hump on girls.
That's not what this is.
This is carnival.
Everybody's in the streets dancing.
Costumes.
You know.
He got a Newport 100 in his hand.
Like, he dove for about two seconds.
They left some more space for Jesus.
Yeah.
I mean, there were a couple.
There were a couple videos of him doing this.
And, you know, everybody was, he was throwing it.
By the way, for people who are.
people who are being introduced into carnival culture, you never ever slap a woman's ass.
That's American culture.
That's strip club culture.
In carnival culture, you do not slap a woman's ass.
You just whine and keep it cute.
But what if she's American and went to carnival?
Like cross-culture.
Because it's technically domestic still.
Okay.
Never mind.
Thank you.
I was like the way Shorty kind of like rolled her eyes at the end of that.
Like she wasn't really feeling it.
I mean, it's probably-
She knew that's my husband.
She's like, what the hell?
Yeah, but did she know that was somebody's husband when she was throwing it back?
Well, that's, I mean, that's, it's carnival.
Exactly.
So don't roll your eyes now.
So would you guys be okay with your girl catching a dub at Carnival?
From a guy?
I'm okay on that.
Well, we're American.
You said that you're a cuck.
You're okay with more than that.
You keep saying that, but I'm the one that fucks the girlfriends.
Thank you.
Oh, okay.
So, Ed, Ed, and you wouldn't be okay with your girl dancing on a guy at Carnival.
I'm not a fan of that.
Yeah.
Really?
Yeah.
That's surprising.
me. Why? Because you're a duck.
Again, I'm the one that fucks.
The duck. That's what the one. The duck is the cuck is the
That's the bull. The duck.
It's just carnival is quack.
It's bare ass. It's a little different.
Just go ahead and answer the question.
Your girl is not doing. Yeah, just say yes or no. That's it.
You're not cool with your girl.
No, I'm progressive.
Rory has dated plenty of women
from the West Indies.
I would think that you would be
accustomed to that. That's why I was sitting right there on the
parkway holding her wrist just like this.
Like, what is the marriage?
What is what is wrong? What is
he dating a West Indigo have to do with him being okay
with her gyra. Because I've been in
situations like this before. Like I've
been to Carnival with a girl
I was dating. And I've been on the Parkway. And she was dancing
on the other. Hell no. Exactly. So wait,
would you be okay with your man catching him? Oh, for sure.
But I'm sure before she dated me
when she was single and after.
Oh, no. That's, you're changing the question.
No, I'm just adding in. I'm trying
to look progressive. Are you okay? No, fuck that
progressive shit. Are you okay with
your girlfriend at Carnival
dressed in costume, dancing on
another man like that. No, unless it's chance.
Mall. Under the bleachers. Because I know he's
a faithful husband. Ma, I know you would be fine.
And I know it's just platonic friendship.
My girl is not grinding on no.
Mall not let his girl wear that.
No, she could wear that.
She's not allowed out the house, period.
No, no. That's crazy.
You're trying to turn me in one of those dudes? No, I don't care.
But like that is like, nah. You put an air tag
in her titty? Yeah, we're not doing that.
We're not doing that. I'm going to have a drone following you,
the whole carnival. We're not doing that.
Julian?
Yeah, yeah. I'm like, I'm like,
I don't want to, don't do that.
I'm good on that.
Don't do that.
Like, come on, man.
That's cool.
But we know what that is.
Like, come on, man.
Stop.
But what do you say you know what that is?
What do you mean?
You know what it is?
Because Carnival does have a sexual energy to it.
It's fun.
It's dancing.
It's, you know, but it does have a sexual.
You see pretty women, nice shape, nice body.
They're dancing.
They know how to move.
They know how to, like, it's some sexual energy there.
But it also has a different type of sexual energy that most places don't.
Yes, there's sexual energy, but everyone knows it's not going there.
Like if you do that, it doesn't mean anything.
That's actually kind of the beauty of the sexuality of Carnival.
Everyone kind of knows like, all right, yeah, that didn't mean that I want to fuck you.
That's just part of.
Yeah, no, I get it.
But do that with somebody else, girl.
Also, some people get too handsy.
It'd be like that.
I mean, I know it's a safe environment.
Are you outraged at Chance right now?
I was going to say, that's not, I don't care what this man does.
It turned Family Man chance into like this.
So Carnival, you know, it brings out that kind of energy.
It's the rebrand.
You go there, see Chance got his shirt off.
you know, he's letting it loose.
The wife, he was like, listen, all right, you got two days of carnival.
The big divorce.
Yeah.
The big divorce.
But, Demaris, you speak for all women.
If your man is going to Trinidad without you,
with a three hat on and a big bodyguard.
My man is not wearing a three hat.
But I understand the culture of this.
So I'm very supportive of it.
I think it's very beautiful.
Go there, have fun.
I'm not.
A girl dancing on my man does not make me insecure.
Like, I'm,
so what makes, yeah, what makes the insecure?
Very, very, not a lot when it comes to men.
When they don't text you back?
And with other women and my man, no.
If you want to leave, you can leave.
I can't.
That's big cat.
I can't staple you.
If he wants to go and fly, he can go and fly, bro.
Go and fly.
You can't staple no nigga to you.
You can't keep no nigga.
I don't want to be cats.
I understand.
Go fly.
That's like a terrible text message you said after you're blocked.
Like, I think it's time to spread your wings.
Yeah, I got to let you lose.
fucking caterpillar.
I'm just saying if a video,
a viral video of your boyfriend popped up at him at Carnival
dancing on another girl like that.
Would there be a conversation to be had?
I'm sure.
Once he gets back.
I would tease him.
I would tease him.
And what if she looks visibly bricked up in his swim trunk?
Okay.
So now you're just sick.
Like I don't.
You got to ask.
I don't think.
I also don't date men that dance.
But y'all know that already.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
All right.
What if you say?
You don't date men that dance?
Yo, I don't date men that dance.
Like they don't know how to date?
Because like their ankle monitor will fall off or like what's the...
Gangses don't dance, we buggy.
No, he's on parole, Julian.
What do you mean you don't date men that dance?
Julius said, because his ankle monitor will fall off.
It's not how it works, too.
The ankle monitor is not going anywhere.
Oh, yeah, they got to be...
I've never seen one.
So nice little two step by the walls like your maiden call.
Mating call.
Like just a little, just a little, just.
a little one too.
Like, you don't fuck with men that dance?
No, it's not that I don't fuck with men that dance.
It just tends to be that the men I date tend to not be dancer.
They shoot.
What if he is at Carnival against the wall?
And like, she just comes up and dubs on him.
He just kind of is like this.
I don't care.
Was he like?
He's like, I laugh at dudes that do that.
It's like, why are you acting like you washing dishes and some food got on your hand?
You know, the food get on your head?
You wash a dish.
You're like, yo, why you're, it's a girl in front of you touching?
What's wrong with you?
Touch her?
Yeah.
Because I'm overwhelmed.
That's why I'm wrong with you.
I'm acting crazy.
When niggas put the hands up like that, it's kind of like, hey, you know, she doing this.
I don't have nothing to do with it.
But you're not moving.
Like, you enjoy it.
So stop acting innocent.
At the day, I don't think that there's anything wrong with it.
As long as his wife is okay with it, then.
And I mean, that's kind of all the moves we got if we're against the wall.
What else can I do?
Yeah, there's a wall behind me.
Well, there's a lot you can do.
And I can't move my hips like Safari can.
Listen, I'm just saying, I've happened in some basement parties where he was on a wall.
was dancing.
They throw that ass on you.
You got to start moving.
Yep.
I didn't come here to dance, but if you're going to throw it on me like that, I guess I'm
dancing now.
Oh, you should ever caught you without the wall and was throwing it back and your whole boys
had to hold you up for support?
Very awesome.
That's what homies are for.
That's how you know who your homies are.
That's what's happening in a chance here.
Yeah, you see his body got right there.
Yeah.
Because that sucks when you have to go from this two fighting stance just to hold yourself
up.
To fighting stance?
You've got to get some leverage on his back leg.
So now half her ass is over here.
The interesting thing is going to be the song he releases after this video.
I think this, I think it's the rollout right here.
Like, what is the song?
Does he get the Twitter streets back?
They hated that he loved his wife.
They hated monogamy because everyone on Twitter is Democrats.
And they don't want to see a nuclear family.
That's not why we hated that, man.
You didn't even listen to the album yet.
I know one thing.
Yes, I did.
I said I liked it.
I know one thing.
All right, that's cap.
We're not, I'm not listening to Rory.
I know one thing.
His next song better not have one line about Jesus holding him up.
I know that.
Jesus holding him up right now.
No, that's not Jesus.
That ain't Jesus.
That's ass.
He's having a great time.
The black woman.
Great ass.
So, it's a great ass right there.
I know that type of ass.
So he can't get Jesus metaphors off?
No, not on it.
We don't want to hear that.
Come on, come on, chance.
Be who you really are.
That's who you really are in this video.
Can't have balance?
No, I mean, come on, man.
Have fun, too, though.
That's all.
Should we stick to rebranding?
I guess Little Uzi Vert, his new rebrand is his alter ego.
He's in Thailand, I believe.
Is that what he was at?
That's hilarious.
He's in Thailand and his ego is,
his alter ego named Leslie.
He made,
Leslie made an appearance
on all time.
What the fuck is?
That old ass, auntie ass name.
I mean, what is it?
He just strained his hair cut in.
He's smoking.
Also,
Oozys pronouns are they, them.
So,
okay.
They go by Leslie.
Wait, what?
His pronouns have been they,
them for a while.
They are pronouns.
But if they're both,
sorry.
See?
If Uzi and Leslie are both them,
yes.
What, how do we pluralize?
Them.
Them?
No, just they.
They.
Yeah, they.
You're they.
You're they?
You're they in them?
They and them?
Yeah.
That's your day's in them.
Uzis' day.
Leslie's them.
Got you.
There you go.
Where does this rank?
Their name is Leslie.
Where does this rank?
Where?
In alter egos, Beyonce, Sasha,
fears.
What was Mariah Carey's?
What is this, man?
What is, what is Luzzi doing?
Ultra ego being Leslie is hip-hop.
That is he doing, though.
Like, what is he doing?
What is they doing more?
Okay.
No, what is little Uzi doing?
Like, what is this shit?
He can't have an, they can't have an alter ego?
What is Little Uzi doing?
I'm asking a direct question.
What is this?
Like, is him saying that he's...
That is what they are trolling.
Also, calling someone little...
Those are problematic adjectives to put on somebody.
Little?
That's the name of this artist in this gentle...
What is it?
They.
Geno-Ve.
He is a gentle day.
This video of...
Look at this video of Leslie eating a cockroach.
Here, Adam, put this.
Thank you.
He should just get him in a visit line.
I feel like he has enough money.
Didn't he put a $4 million dollar like stone in his four?
forehead. It's a roach.
Little Uzi is the biggest troll to have ever trolled.
Is he really?
I don't think they are.
Does he troll much?
The pink diamond in the forehead.
The Nicki Minaj,
fucking peekable pink in the back
of their head. This is a troll at
Nikki Minaj? All right, now you're
in the Nicki Reddit streets. No, first of all,
I didn't say he was trolling Nicky Minnage. I'm saying
he's trolling, but he's put
that, we call that the Nicky Minaj peakable
back when Nick used to put the pink in the back of her.
hair. It's not connected. That's just
the hair style. Okay. But you don't
think that this person is trolling. Maybe
maybe they're trolling Lil Nas X.
Because he's a barb and also
a little and also, no, he's not a they.
He's just a he that fucks. Yeah, Lil Nas X. He is
got it. My brain hurt. Look at him. No, I'm just
trying to, I just don't, maybe this is the part of the new
industry music artist that I don't understand. Or he just
literally put that as a caption and put no thought into it at
But the roly face matches the hair and the nails.
Safari couldn't never do that.
I mean, they killed that.
They killed that.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Not because I'm just, this is an older gentleman trying to be progressing.
I don't know, man.
What is this?
You guys got it.
But what is this, though?
I don't like, what is this?
They just rebranded.
I mean, so this is trolling.
He's just wearing the most crazy shit and doing the most.
It's not that crazy.
Crazy shit so that people can just...
They just painted their nails and put pink on.
So that we, who have a platform, can go and talk about it.
The nails don't bother me.
They call me gay because I get my nails manicured.
It's a little bit more.
That's not gay to me.
What I'm saying is what I just don't understand what the alter ego.
Leslie is, the, you know, eating cockroaches.
Well, let's, all right, hold on.
Well, yeah, they're just in Thailand.
Wu Tang had alter egos.
Yeah.
There was Tony Starks and then there was ghost face.
Yeah.
Yeah, but what is this alter ego?
Like when you're a...
He's a chick.
Yeah.
You know what?
When you break it down like that, Rory, see, sometimes it just needs how you break it down.
When you break it down like that.
Ghost was Tony.
Right.
Right.
I get it now.
Okay.
Little Uzi is Leslie.
Yeah.
I guess Little Uzi, Little Uzi Luzzy Luz Leslie Ulu.
Somewhere in there, right?
I get it.
Yeah.
Okay.
I get it.
Now I get it.
Now I get it.
Now I understand.
What if Leslie's music stinks?
Got to go back to
Then you can blame it on Leslie and just go back to it.
This was a...
No, what?
Call it ego dead.
This was Leslie's response to the haters commenting on the post.
This was Leslie's response.
Yeah, if you read that all?
So Leslie says, chow understand people don't like ways of chow.
Why are you reading it like that?
Because that's how Leslie would read it.
That's true.
Everyone knows that.
But chow don't give a fuck chow rich.
Money bag, got that from you.
Money bag.
Stole my brain.
Oh, is he supposed to be Leslie Chow?
Yes.
Oh.
Because he's in Thailand.
Oh.
That's trolling.
It's really funny.
Suck my monkey tail.
That's a page out of the Dalai Lama's book.
For sure.
Dali Lama says, suck my tongue.
Leslie says suck my monkey tail.
Leslie out.
Leslie out.
Cool.
I get it.
But you guys have seen Hangover and you know Leslie Chow.
Yeah.
I get it now.
I get it.
Okay.
I get it.
In Thailand.
That's probably one of his favorite movies.
To do the little motherfucker.
Yeah.
I get it.
The Hangover, the Hangover 2,
one, two, and three might be the best trilogy.
That's nuts.
I fucking love this movie.
That's like the best trilogy ever to you?
Yeah, better than Lord of the Rings.
Batman?
What?
Christopher Nolan's Batman?
Like, that alone is.
The third hangover, they could have left.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I also thought Batman begins with me.
What's Mall's alter ego in LA?
Lamont.
Nameless, can't find.
Lamall.
Lamall.
Lamal.
Laurie Lamont.
La Mareis.
We all had our loves.
You're lamello.
You're lamello.
You're a La Mello.
You're La Mello.
You definitely put up a triple double in L.A.
Yeah.
What's your...
I'll be chilling.
What's your alter ego and Dykeman?
Poppy.
Big Poppy?
Poppy.
Big poppy.
No.
Just mall.
Malito.
They do think I'm Dominican.
El Palito.
Malito.
You are.
Malito.
Like your little bad boy.
We have to start selling those little margarita drinks that are taking over the world,
call Mollitos.
Malito.
They got to put a drink at Astor Club called the Malito.
They don't.
I promise.
And it's just water.
I promise you.
It's just green water.
That's fire, actually.
There you go.
Let me get a molito straight.
Can men drink the molitos?
It's straight.
Through a straw.
You know what?
Malitos for everybody.
Yeah.
We're progressive.
You're only progressive in hypothetical situations.
Malitos don't exist.
So you would say that.
Progressive mall.
That's my new name.
Progressive Mall.
Speaking of progressive, Jonathan Majes, I try.
That's not progressive.
No, because, you know, I got, I got,
some backlash about my, you know, energy and my sentiments directed towards Jonathan
Major's what we spoke about.
No, no, we're going to get to that, Julie.
We'll go get to that.
I got some backlash, you know, got some people that was like, come on, man, you know,
like take it easy on the brother, man.
I was like, you know what, you're right.
But I'm just trying to protect Jonathan because I think that he's a star.
I think that he's one of our, you know, next biggest actors in our culture.
Was.
So I'm just like, you can't be out here doing shit like this or allegedly doing shit
So I was just trying to protect Jonathan.
I just had some words of encouragement, some words of therapy, in hopes of helping Jonathan
to never do that shit again.
Well, and today we are here.
Jonathan Majes has been dropped from a number of projects as well as his management and publicity
team.
He's been dropped from the Fifth of State of the oldest Redding biopic.
He had an ad campaign from the Texas Rangers.
and the adaptation of the man in my basement.
You also had like the Army thing, right?
That was the first thing that got through.
Damn.
Yeah.
Commercial rolled out with that shit.
So it's just sad to see that and more women have obviously come forward.
Damn.
And have accused him of some type of domestic abuse.
Wait, but how can the publicist drop him after they put out the first statement saying he didn't do the shit?
now it's like oh my bad
yeah I guess some things are resurfaced
because more abuses are coming forward
in there just like you know what
there's nothing we can do for you here
we have to step away from you
yeah if your PR company drops you bro
are you fucking he did that shit
even if you didn't do it there's enough evidence
where I'm like you know what you're kind of a lost cause
I'm gonna head out or just bad PR hey
can't spend this one
gotta go back to school
gotta get a master's
you gotta better team it's sad though
it's sad because
again, when I said what I said,
it's because I've seen this movie before
and we know how this goes
and unfortunately here we go.
I'll be honest,
the lawyer is grabbing its straws at this point too.
I saw something today where the lawyer was like,
yeah, but two women that accused him
were in the club partying.
Here's a screenshot from the security camera.
I was like, oh.
No, no, no, no, no.
How are we going to?
No.
I'm going to spend that?
No, no, no.
And it's fucked up.
You're saying true things.
It's fucked up.
I get it.
It's fucked up because, again, we're not, we're not, you know, we're not the judge and the jury here.
We're not saying that Jonathan May just did any of these things that he's being accused of doing.
But when it starts to come out and, you know, more abuse to step forward, even if you're found innocent on all of these allegations and what may be become charges, you're going to forever have this stain on your rep.
It's a stain.
Yep.
They stain.
Forever.
And that's, and that's the fucked up part about it.
And especially when you were going on to be the new darling of Hollywood.
It wasn't like you were already like on some Robert Downey Jr.
shit.
And then we're like, oh, we're happy you're not really a piece of shit anymore.
Right.
Here's a movie.
Right.
He was on his way to be in the clean.
It was the clean cut.
You know, he had no bullshit that came with him, no baggage.
He was crisp during the double-man gum era.
Right.
Just ladies loved him.
Men wanted his workout routines.
You know, that type of thing.
And you wanted Breezy's workout.
team? No, not me. I'm just saying.
Just some of the fellas. Yeah, some of the boys.
And here we are
with more allegations coming
out and, you know, it's just
it's sad, man, because again,
Jonathan, he did look like he was, you know,
on his way to some really,
really big things. I know Marvel, he has a
I don't know if that's still on the table or not.
I think that's gone too. But I can only assume
that. I mean, you played it and they could step on it.
Well, he needs to fire
his pub team before they let him go.
Like, those, that text message
angle you guys tried to do look.
Yeah. Terrible. Even if it's true,
publicity is just perception.
It didn't look real.
Yeah. It actually made him look more
guilty and I'm sure that affected
because again, these companies only care about
perception. They don't really care about the truth.
They keep working with him had he
actually done this stuff and no one found out.
But once you just put the perception
out, yeah, they got to drop him. So that text message
made him look nuts. These things go to trial
and he's found innocent on all these
accusations and his allegations, whatever.
it's still a bad stain from him.
It still looks some type of way.
And it's just unfortunate, man, because again,
this was somebody that we looked at and was like, okay, this is the next up.
He's the next guy in Hollywood.
Like, that's just what it started to look like.
And, you know, unfortunately, all of these allegations are coming forward.
And, you know, his reputation in his images, it won't be the same.
It brings an interesting point now that I'm thinking further back on how they were
portraying him to the public with the Avenue's shoes.
a Michael B. Jordan shoe when they were trying to soften him
and make him look like a really kind, gentle,
masculine man, but someone that can wear pink
and do the shirtless stuff with other men.
So we were just trashing the PR team,
but was that them not working like overtime to counteract his personal,
like devious behavior?
I don't put that in quotes.
Obviously, we're not sure.
Things were coming out and let's try to get ahead of this.
Let's make him look like this gentle giant kind of thing.
I don't know because didn't it come out like the next morning
after that whatever happened with his current girlfriend in their home?
The photo shoot you're saying or the what?
The photo shoot happened before that.
Yeah, before.
I'm saying we found out about the incident with his girlfriend, I think the next day.
So unless the PR team knew about all the other shit and then everything just snowballed after.
Yeah, that's what he's saying.
Like, because there's other people coming forward saying that this has happened before.
I saw some stuff like that on the internet where a couple people was like, I tried to tell y'all about him.
blah blah blah blah so it's a chance that he's been a violent person and they knew that his PR team
knew that going in yeah he tried to like like he just said tried to pay him as his gentle giant
and then that situation happened like abuse tends to repeat itself they try to get ahead of it
yeah if that was a strategy that's some sick shit you know you know some allegations of hitting
women are come out she should put sure that's very hug michael be shirtless i'm sure that's common
he didn't hug michael be shirtless i don't know why he'd keep mixing those it wasn't shirtless
He was not shirtless.
They just hugged.
They were embracing.
He was shirtless with pink and roses.
Mall said that wasn't hip hop.
That's definitely a pop.
It gives manipulation.
A lot of it gives manipulation.
They're cheek to cheek.
And you can tell that there's a lot of,
even before the more victims coming forward,
you can tell that there was so much validity to this
because nobody has backed him up.
Like nobody has baked him up.
Like there is outside of his Creed star,
like his Creed co-stars,
nobody was ever like championed him like they did Michael like they did
I didn't even see Michael B. Jordan release a statement
No and anybody said nothing.
I mean he's smarter to be a voice.
He shouldn't say anything.
But that's again, that's all sorts.
That's a sign.
Yeah.
Not saying something is saying something.
And I hope people aren't demanding Michael B. Jordan to have to say something
about something he knew nothing about.
Yeah.
That's not his business.
Now I have to say something.
I don't fucking know.
I'm not saying that he has to, but it's kind of like if I, if I'm, if I'm,
friends with somebody.
And I know them, like, through and through.
Like, I know who this guy is my best friend.
Not saying that him and Michael be joining the best friends
because they did a movie together, no.
But the movie is one of the bigger movies of the year so far,
one of the biggest releases.
They went on this whole campaign together to promote the movie.
And then not far after the movie is out,
something like this happens.
It's just very, very odd that Michael be.
We don't, we haven't heard anything.
Not even a post on social media, not no, you know, well wishes.
Well, Michael B has really good PR and I know his PR is sitting there holding her.
No, Michael B is just a real nigga.
Like, I ain't, I don't know.
I shot with him.
I did a movie with homie and that's the extent of where I know him.
That's what I'm saying.
He has really good PR is PR's person.
Yeah, like I'm not, I'm not, but, but again, if you do know somebody and you do feel like,
yo, these women is just trying to get a bag, they lying, whatever it may be.
Even still, I wouldn't, I wouldn't, I would, if I was his
Fiaro advise him to not say anything even if he does believe.
Which is right, which is professionally what they would tell you to do.
But I'm just saying that nobody's saying anything is saying something.
I agree.
I said that that's a little.
And again, when I said what I said about Jonathan, it was jokes and having fun.
But it was also like, yo, fam, don't fuck this up.
Yeah.
Do not blow this opportunity on a drunken night and, you know, being overly aggressive
and putting your hands on women.
Like, you're going to throw this whole thing away.
You're going to fuck yourself up.
Well, the more people coming out is saying that it wasn't just a, that's the thing.
It wasn't just a drunken night him fucking something up over a mistake.
Apparently, this is who he is.
Consistent behavior with him is what people are saying.
And I feel bad for...
That photo of them too kind of looks like you claiming your stepson after he averages 25 and 10.
Yeah, that would be draft night.
That's so soon as he would have the hat on with the team that just drafted him.
whispering in his ear.
You can call me, Dad.
No, no, that's not.
I'm not Mr. Mall.
We did it.
You got to say, we did it.
We did it.
We did it, son.
Your last name's Clay now.
Yeah, yeah, we did it.
Put that on the jersey.
Worked on the left hand.
So Sean King posted your favorite, one of your favorite.
Absolutely.
Instagram accounts to follow.
Sean King posted an update on Ralph Y'all, the young kid that was shot in Kansas City, correct?
Post an update on his condition and said that Ralph was.
He's home making a speedy recovery.
He's out of the hospital.
You know, he's thanking everybody for their well wishes and their prayers and things like that.
He introduced the family to a lawyer who happens to be a friend of Sean's.
I guess the lawyer is going to be taking over everything as far as it.
And the guy was charged.
That's important to note out too.
What was the gentleman's name?
The neighbor that shot him.
Andrew Lester.
Andrew Lester.
And a picture of Andrew Lester popped up and we know.
whatever Andrew Lester comes from.
Well, listen, if this lawyer has kept
Sean King away from any embezzlement charges,
he's the right guy for the job.
This lawyer is going to get it done.
So we're glad that Andrew Lester has been arrested
and has been charged with the shooting.
First of all, that was, you know,
they did what they had to do there.
His mug shot looks absolutely crazy.
I mean, I don't want to judge people off their appearance,
but it's given hard ER on that face.
Yeah.
Wow.
That's a hard ER.
face.
Yeah.
That face used to be under a white sheet.
We know that for a fact.
Damn.
Those are, yeah, that's,
this face really feels like the country's being taken from him.
Yeah, yeah, come on.
You know that face was one of those white sheets.
Absolutely.
It wasn't a American American great.
But Sean King posted a picture of Ralph Y'all.
And I just thought it was kind of, you know, just the way he worded it.
He highlighted the fact that he spoke to President Biden.
He spoke more about the fact that Ralph spoke to President Biden than Ralph's actual
condition and, you know,
things like that. I just thought that was kind of weird.
Which is more of a miracle.
Joe Biden being able to FaceTime or
this gentleman surviving this attack?
What's FaceTime?
Well, the picture of Ralph, listen,
we can get it to our
something looks a little odd here bag.
I don't know if I want to say hour yet,
but you can go.
Yeah. I'm going to wait.
Okay, I'll get into mind.
Y'all pussy.
Oh, no, no, no.
I'm pussy.
I want to hear your opinion before we say hour.
I might agree with you.
I don't know.
This picture doesn't.
Something's off.
Something is a little.
this kid doesn't
This photo doesn't look like a kid that was just shot in the head
Five days ago
It doesn't look like he was just in the hospital
Fighting for his life five days ago
Just say maybe you pussy and you couldn't handle it
Well
Thankfully I've never been shot in my head
Or shot at all thankfully
That's right
But this I don't know
This picture
The picture of him being in the hospital
Fighting for his life
Just a few days ago
To this is just a little
Too fast of recovery
I'm just
So you're saying
he was never shot in the head
Something is a little
The fact that
Sean King is laughing
That he has a head made of steel
Like you're making a joke
Yeah because he's okay
Yeah but it's still not
This ain't joke time though
The GoFund me is up to like what
3 million now which is great
Whose account is it under
John King
Can you imagine
I'm joking it's not
I think it's not under Ralph's mom or something
All right question
Just asking
Yeah
It's something
things just okay so
while you're saying that he was never shot
that's not
I'm not telling I'm not saying what you're saying I'm asking you to
clarify what he wasn't shot that bad
well I don't know there's a degree
when you get shot in the head you still got shot in the head
doing better like Sean was Sean King said
he suffered a traumatic
when he said a traumatic brain injury
okay had the bullet hit his head
fractured any in this picture I'm just going for this picture
does this picture look like somebody that
is recovering from a traumatic brain injury.
Well, we haven't heard him talk.
I don't know, maybe.
Yeah, that was what I was going to say.
I mean, there's no, if you're, but a traumatic brain injury a few days ago,
wouldn't you have like some type of wrapping on your head?
Typically, you wouldn't have hair.
I'm just going to make that clear as someone that.
Well, he's missing a patch of hair.
You can see the patch of hair.
I'm not with mall an hour yet.
I'm just saying in the brain injuries, they typically shave your whole head.
All is saying me.
Do you look like the lawyer?
Something doesn't look right here with this whole thing.
Y'all are joking.
I'm not.
Okay.
I'm saying something doesn't look right.
Something doesn't feel right.
I don't like the way this paragraph is worded and highlighted on President Joe Biden calling him.
That's all I'm saying.
But we know where we know where Sean King lies and stuff.
Everything from there down is about President Joe Biden calling him.
So do you think this could be a conspiracy?
No, I don't think it's a conspiracy.
Or political scheme?
We know, we know we know what.
goes on on Instagram. We know
the games that are played. Yeah. I'm just
saying something here doesn't
feel right. Do we know the caliber of gun? I highly
doubt the ploy of this, if it is
a conspiracy and say that the ploy of this
scheme was to get a random black
family in Missouri three and a half million
dollars. No, but
I think he means there's more of value than
just a dollar. It's yeah, you you highlight
dollars and shit like that. I'm not
I'm not even talking about that. A lot of
how is this a good look for Joe Biden?
What did Joe do?
He didn't do anything.
I'm not saying it's a good look for anybody.
I'm just saying something about this entire thing doesn't look right.
And it just so happens that Joe Biden's like kind of highlight here.
Something about this entire thing does not look right.
To what you're saying, Julian, let's read what Sean King wrote.
President Joe Biden called Ralph and spoke to him for nearly an hour.
It was actually a beautiful, thoughtful, meaningful, compassionate conversation.
President Biden, which I've always said, his greatest gift offered such one and encouragement to Ralph.
He asked Ralph great questions about his musical background and shared stories about his own family playing similar instruments.
He asked Ralph about his mother and his family shared heartwarming stories.
He has Alzheimer's.
He doesn't remember anything shit.
They talked about academics, the world, and much more.
Now, do you not think there's any political shit to that statement that Sean King wrote?
Oh, for sure.
Yeah, but that was Sean's fault.
That's Sean giving up his throat on an IG caption.
And that's capitalizing off if it is a.
true for how we know now
is true that's what Sean
does for every tragedy he makes it about
him and his relationships with these people
yeah yeah that's that's Sean being
Sean how does that
what does that do with Ralph
I'm not saying it has I'm saying something about this whole thing
that Sean posted this whole thing
something just doesn't feel right doesn't feel
it doesn't feel sincere doesn't feel
something just doesn't feel right about that
that sounds like a political
that's all I'm saying
like I post and I'm like
I thought this picture may have been he knew
this the lawyer for years. I thought this picture
was taken a couple years ago.
I didn't know that that was taken yesterday.
And the pictures we got of Ralph,
the day before that was him in the hospital
on the stretcher would look like he was fighting
for his life. To that picture, that's
not the next picture I expected to see of
this young gentleman. That's what I agree with you
that. I agree with you there. Like that
looks like he, nothing ever happened to him.
So that's all I'm, something
just doesn't, this entire thing,
something just doesn't feel
right. Something feels a little off.
political.
Something feels a little off about this.
Did they give any details of what caliber the gun was, but all I read was that he shot
once through the door was hit and then the guy fired again.
Yeah, he stood over him and shot again.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
Wow.
So that's all, just something just doesn't feel right about this is what I'm saying.
And I'm saying if it was a really low caliber gun, maybe there's a chance that he, in a
week.
I don't know.
I can start chilling with showing.
can't point blank shot.
I mean, point blank shots.
Standing over you and shooting you.
Yeah.
Something's a little off.
Something is off here, man.
Something is not, something just doesn't feel,
I'm just going off of my feelings.
Something just doesn't feel right about this whole situation.
Yeah.
Something feels a little off and a little awkward about the situation.
I don't know if this adds more to your concern about the truth.
The perp, Andrew Lester's
grandson went on CNN, talked with Don Lennon about...
Shot with a 32 caliber.
Revolver.
Was it from World War II?
That's on his face.
It's a musket.
That's crazy.
A musket.
Andrew Lester...
He has a baseman.
Andrew Lester's grandson went on CNN and said he has racist tendencies,
and he could kind of see him doing this type of shit.
He don't, his grandson didn't have to go on scene.
And once I saw that mugshot, I know that that face was under a white sheet before.
Oh, for sure.
Here's a quote from his grandson.
Well, his grandson went on CNN with braids just to spice it up.
Yeah.
Oh, he was a part of it.
Because the grandson looks like he has, you know, little flavor in him.
It appeared that probably is from a mixed family.
Yeah.
Oh, he tainted the bloodline.
So Andrew Lester's grandson, he quoted, he's being quoted as saying, he's become staunchly right wing,
further down the right wing rabbit hole as far as doing the election.
denying conspiracy stuff and COVID conspiracies and disinformation,
fully buying into the Fox News O-A-N kind of line.
His grandfather definitely looks like.
O-G at Q-N-on?
Yeah.
Like I said, that was...
He's the elder of Q?
Yeah, he was...
That face he definitely had his white sheet in the cleaners.
Well, I think much more will come out in this entire case,
and we will get all those details.
But regardless, I'm glad he is okay.
Oh, yeah.
first and foremost, I'm glad the kid is, he's
vibed after being shot in the head
and somebody standing over, you're shooting into you
is, you know, some traumatic shit to have to deal with,
especially as a kid, not let alone a grown man.
And I don't think you're wrong for saying some of it does feel wrong,
not going all the way on a conspiracy level, but something...
I'm not that, but something just doesn't feel
like you crack in jokes, he has a head made of steel,
and then you get right into President Joe Biden calling him.
I'm not joking.
I'm not cracking jokes at any of that.
Joe being on the phone for more than three minutes is what threw me.
Like, I'm just not...
Joe reminiscing, just that word.
Yeah.
That's what threw me off.
Next, I thought they were going to say, yeah, then they went bike riding.
Had some ice cream?
Yeah.
Who would fall first?
Brain injury or Joe Biden?
That is crazy.
Joe's...
Joe's tape quick.
Well, listen, I know everybody's smoking today, 420.
Just be careful when you're getting high because some shit is falling out of the sky.
Satellite is...
Yeah.
I hope they didn't read this in the middle of smoking.
Listen, man, the Rezi satellite, which has monitored the sun for nearly two decades,
is set to crash to Earth at 9.30 p.m. Eastern standard time tonight.
Nice.
420.
So at 9.27, I will be indoors.
You niggas can stand outside all you want and smoke and do what you got to do.
But as satellite hit your ass.
You think the satellite is going to land on you?
Does they say, do they say where it's due to land?
Like, what part of?
Because so much of it they say will probably disintegrate.
A lot of it's going to burn up once it into the atmosphere.
But they did say some pieces will make it through the atmosphere and hit earthen.
They said one in 2,300 chance.
I feel like that's...
That's a big chance.
That's a big chance with not, like, telling us.
Yeah.
Like, can you Amber alert us if the shit is falling out of the sky?
It might be hard.
Like, yo, go inside.
Yeah, just go in the house.
Like, for like two minutes.
Just be in the house.
house, like stay in the house about an hour and a half tonight.
Just chill around 9 o'clock.
Get your ass in the house and 11.30 you can go back outside.
Maybe it goes into the ocean.
Yeah, hopefully.
But what if it's like delayed and like I go out of 10th early?
What if I'm trying to make Chloe set?
They didn't, they didn't factor in the wind up the wind.
Yeah, they didn't.
That's what the debris.
Well, it'd be empty, you know.
Matter of fact, what a, what a perfect thing to use today to get out of some plans.
There you go.
Hey, man, NASA.
Satellites are falling.
Yeah.
Can't make it, Chloe.
I just want, did they not have like another plan for this thing?
Like what?
They had 20 years.
Like a net?
I don't know.
Well, they does.
Maybe like drag it further.
There's 90.
There's like a space tow truck and just have that shit go the opposite way.
Like let it land in Mars.
You should have been an astronaut.
Yeah.
There's 9,300 tons of just objects floating orbiting in space.
So I'm not sure what constitutes or what makes it break through the layers to get to.
Earth, but there's a bunch of shit up there.
Yeah, it's a bunch of shit just floating around.
It's like the ocean, just upstairs.
But they also, like, didn't even mention what it did for 20 years besides, like, chill
with the sun.
You know, space shit.
Like, what did it get?
Like, that shit is hot.
Yeah.
You know, that shit's hot.
What information you did it get?
Like, I get, it's running out of batteries now and it's about to fall, but.
Well, it's a defunct 660 pound satellite.
Right.
See?
They could have sent Bruce Willis up here.
Just get your ass in the house.
That's the bottom.
online heads. To get your, they gave us a time. I'm thankful for that. They gave us a time frame
when it's supposed to hit Earth. So that's good. Get your ass in the house because a one in
2,300, 2,400 chance of it hitting somebody is crazy. Imagine that shit hits your car. I'd be sick.
I don't know. I wonder if Geico would like believe me. You don't got satellite insurance?
I don't think I do. No. Yeah, Guyco does only covers like burglars, not NASA and Bruce Willis.
But.
Bruce Willis. Listen, maybe I'll get hit.
Maybe I'll get some money.
Who knows?
From who?
NASA?
Yeah.
It could catch me in the shoulder.
Why were you outside?
Exactly.
You're not listening.
They're not telling me to stay inside, though.
They just said, yeah, what could happen?
They're letting you know what time.
9.30 p.m.
East standard time.
This is the weather machine.
That's why this isn't all across the news.
A female teacher has been fired for a mission.
Look at the world, man.
A teacher is fired because she misgendered her students.
I agree.
So this is Julian's bag.
He loves dumb shit like this.
Oh, so a teacher
Well, I mean, she misgendered somebody
So, ah, duh, obviously she's dumb
She doesn't know what they are
You're a former teacher, did you ever miss gender?
Yeah
No, they weren't doing that back then
Six years ago?
Yeah, they really weren't.
They weren't.
They weren't.
Kids on the south side of Chicago?
Yeah, if you was they, they had to keep that shit to themselves.
Yeah, Leslie.
You was just he or she.
Leslie was chilling.
Julian brought up FoxNews.com.
What a shocker that this story would be
on FoxNews.com.
I see no ad blockers on this.
Do you subscribe here, Julian?
Typically, there's some pop-ups.
This looks like you pay $9.99.
This is the premium Fox News.
Big sub.
Do your email account?
Anyways, a teacher in the UK
was pressured by students
to apologize after misgendering them.
11-year-olds at an expensive private school
in the UK managed by the prestigious
Girls Day School Trust.
It's called Girls Day School.
You should fire the school.
We're reportedly displeased
after the teacher addressed them
with good afternoon girls
at the beginning of a lesson.
All right, where's my, where's my ability to sue?
My entire childhood, that's how men would refer to me
and my group of male friends.
Good afternoon, girls.
Our coach would do that.
Anytime I was in the locker room.
What are you ladies doing in here?
Yeah, my basketball coach.
You're playing like a bunch of girls.
Got to hit the glass.
Like, now he would be five for that.
When they're girls?
I mean, I just.
But like saying good morning, girls.
in an all-girls school?
This is more distractions.
I don't even believe this.
I don't think this happened either.
I do not think that this woman was fired for walking into a girls' day school and said,
Good Afternoon Girls.
This can't be real.
Some students held a lunch protest and even made placards emblazoned with the slogan,
Trans Lives Matter.
If you're at an all-girls school.
It's called Girls.
And the teacher says, good afternoon girls.
Why are, why is the teacher being fired for misgendering at an all girl school saying good afternoon girls?
Like, y'all don't see where this shit is starting to get like, it's just like, all right, what's, every day is something, it's a new offensive thing.
It's a new, something is outraging.
Like, we can't even say good afternoon girls at an all girl school.
This shit is, uh, I saw that that Anheuser Bush laws like billions of dollars.
I guess $7 billion reportedly
And then they
And then they got rid of the campaign
I think they were saying that
Look how fast they got
Listen you start losing some billions
You changed a whole
A whole campaign like I
But it wasn't even a campaign
Yeah
It was a campaign
They sent one trans influencer
A can with her face on it
One can
Brother
And that was it
And that was literally it
They just sent her own little can
And it
Stars
Strates don't bleed on
So those pictures of on the can
weren't just like, it was just a one of one.
Oh, I thought they would like
Keep my can fear.
Mm-hmm.
So what happened in the Confederate Army?
They're just like one person from the north down here.
That's right, brother.
They put one on the field.
They scored a touchdown.
Now they're all over the place.
I'm going to put the American flag on there.
Julian, you're really good at that voice.
When's the last time you've seen a white corner?
Triggering me.
That was really good.
Oh.
Oh, man.
Have you guys ever had racist people in your dreams?
No.
That would be weird.
You remember your dreams?
Yeah, of course.
You smoke too much to remember your dreams.
I haven't smoked in over a month.
Wait, you've had, what do you mean, but have you had racist?
No, I haven't, but just thinking about, like, the characters that have been in my dreams, that comes from a part of your brain.
So, like, what if you just had a few string of dreams?
Wait, you got racist characters?
You were just with mad racist.
Have you ever seen your cell phone in your dreams?
Are you out in yourself or now?
I've never seen my phone in my dreams.
Nobody has ever called me a nigger in my dream.
Same.
Same.
I've never been, hey, nigger, get off my lawn.
It's never happened.
I'm just trying to think of things that happen often in the world that I can't think have ever been in my dreams.
She claims stand your ground in your conscience.
Yeah.
I just, I've never had a racist dream.
But to be fair, I don't remember my dream.
I might remember my dream like the first 10 minutes that I'm up.
But once I get my day started, I cannot remember what I drink about.
You actually dream every single night, but most times you just don't remember your dreams.
Yes.
Okay, I'm putting the comparison that my phone is in my face all day.
Yeah.
I never have seen my iPhone in a dream in my life.
Because it's in your pocket.
Mm.
During the whole dream.
Yeah.
I would never text anyone.
If you're on your phone in your dream, that's a lot.
I've never even, like, seen a phone, though.
You never see somebody on the phone in your dream?
No.
I don't think I have.
And I'm thinking about all the things I take in all day, down to what we talk about with
racist shit in these types of cases.
That's never even crossed my conscience in a dream.
Have you ever seen a trans person in a dream?
you saw it yeah with a but light
I don't know
maybe
I didn't ask
no I've never had a podcast dream
I've never had a podcast dream
thank God I just recently started having dreams about you guys
like just recently it was weird as fuck
What did you open your dream book
What was you in your dream journal?
No I didn't dream journal
I just I think it's because I was
I was spending entirely too much time with y'all recently
Give us a scenario
I'll look it up on one of the dream
Yeah like what your dreams mean dot net
I recently fucking just had a
dream that me and my ex were in a bombing in China together.
What?
And he still was fucking dog in me.
Like, even in China.
You got to let that nigga go.
Yeah, for real.
He's dropped the bomb to your chest and push you in the middle of the road.
You got to let that nigga go.
He's not coming back.
The fuck are you doing in China?
What the fuck?
I dripped about me and my ex being in China and a bomb went off.
We went to China together and a bomb went all.
The marriage, you and your ex are never going to China together.
Just let him go.
Maybe that's just a metaphor or representation.
that like Hiroshima is similar to your relationship.
That was Japan.
I'd say dreaming of explosions are repressed feelings.
What?
Dreaming of,
repress feelings.
So you're repressing those feelings.
So let me help you, DeMaris.
There you go.
He's not good for you.
He's not meant for you.
All right.
Just let it go.
He's just another bomb.
Why China though?
I have no idea.
And I was stressing because my charger, like, you know,
they have different chargers over there.
My charger wasn't working.
That's hilarious.
Oh, so she was on her phone.
She was on her phone.
Oh, that's so weird.
Yeah.
Her phone not being charged in the dream is funny.
No, no, that's not so weird.
You're so weird.
Having the charge, not having to charge is not weird.
You are the weird one.
My phone was dead.
It was a bombing.
I couldn't get in touch with him.
And yeah, it was, I needed a phone.
That sounds like a nightmare.
Well, how did you navigate China through the bomb?
I know.
How'd you get through it?
Like, there was a lot of rubble.
That's the metaphor, though.
Oh, that's your heart.
The rubble is the obstacles in your relationship.
Yes.
At the same language, bomb going on.
And he never took it far enough, China being so far away.
That's all she's ever wanted.
And the explosion was really a representation of your love bomb.
There you go.
It's an Aries thing.
Yeah.
I get it.
Listen, we can help you all with your dreams all the time to marriage.
I think we just found a new segment guy.
And the foreign country, you guys couldn't understand each other.
No matter what communication could never work.
And the barrier of the language, you're not being able to speak Chinese.
It's like, don't worry about it.
We can overcome that together.
We can work through that.
And we could use the translator app.
But, oh, wait, no.
don't have my charger.
So we can't even communicate.
That was the therapist.
So we still got to find a way.
The translator app was the therapist.
And then, though,
explosion was really like,
no matter what happens
till the end of time,
love will surpass all of these.
And you know how, like,
therapists do the blocks of the square
going with the triangle.
You had the old American eye,
it couldn't do that, yeah.
It couldn't go in.
And then the triangle of the outlet
also represents the Illuminati.
Yeah.
And then, yeah,
the Chinese Illuminaity.
You didn't have an adapter
because you didn't have an adapter because
you couldn't adapt into what he thought a relationship was.
Oh my God.
You stood down in the chapter.
Yeah.
And you just thought it was a dream.
We just told it for you.
You're welcome.
So what was the dream about us?
Where were we in your dream?
Yeah.
Yeah, what's up?
Anyway.
No, I really want to know.
I really do want to know.
Can you give us a little bit of like, what was Joanne?
I had a, I've been dreaming about you guys a lot recently.
Like, it's like I'm stuck at work.
Like, in my dreams, like, I can't.
Like, we're just on a loop, like, recording.
Like, it's like I never go home.
Like, the entire dream.
You leave it all on the mic.
You don't even have a life anymore.
We're just here recording, like, all the time.
That's literally the dream.
Okay, but what were we?
Oh, so in the dreams, we're just recording.
Yeah, it's like, yeah.
Just stuck here?
It's like you ever had a dream where you're just running and running and running and you just can't, like, you don't even know what you're running to, running from?
That's what it is.
I've never had that dream.
I've never had that dream.
Really?
I have.
I've had the falling from the sky one.
Really?
Yeah.
Really?
No, I've had that.
Yeah.
I've never had the dream where everybody says you stand up in class and you're like naked.
I've never had that dream.
I always thought that was so weird that people have that dream.
Your dreams are very interesting.
No, a lot of people have those dreams where you, I guess you're in class and like you're naked.
I hear that's like a big thing.
And listeners, write us in the comments and let us know.
But I hear that's a big thing.
Yeah, don't.
Yeah, don't.
Well, you're in class and you stand up and you're naked.
It's like a ridicule dream or a dream that all your teeth fall out.
Oh, that one, yeah.
I've had dreams where I felt like my teeth were gonna, yeah, I had a loose tooth.
I forgot what that means.
I have sleep paralysis, so dreams are like the least of my fucking fear.
I would love to go be naked in class in my dream.
Really?
There's a witch above me and I'm awake and I can't move.
Stop sleeping on your back.
No, is that what that is?
It just happens.
I sleep on my back is I don't have paralysis.
No, but I'm trying to say you better than me?
Yeah.
I'm built different.
Oh, shit.
You're just not built for this sleep life.
And I survived the bombing in China.
What's up?
Exactly.
You see?
Yo, Julian looked like he sleep on his back with his eyes open.
100%.
We're like a Navy seal.
Gotta be ready for Charlie at any time.
Arms on the side.
He sleep like he in Nam.
Holy shit.
Out to my knees and rice patties.
Or just Charlie everywhere.
Just the bitch you bought home from Ludlow.
Damn.
Hey, Desanthes.
I see what you doing, man.
You're trying to outtruth.
Trump, Trump. I get it.
What you mean?
Florida brings back the death penalty for child abusers.
Let me just say this. I like it.
I'm with it.
I want a hundred. I'm behind it.
You sexually abusing children.
You deserve to be killed.
But is it just sexual abuse or is it?
Abuse.
Because you know they label a lot of what people used to do back in the day as child abuse.
Like getting your ass whipped.
It says convicted of sexually abusive children.
Oh, sexually abusing.
Yeah.
If you sexually abuse a child, you should be killed.
I think that they should let us pick
the person is killed.
I think the kid should get to pull the trigger.
Yeah, just give them more trauma.
Julian, shut up.
All right, this sounds good on paper.
I think this is going to get weird.
Yep.
Like really weird.
Elaborate.
Why?
Because I think there's going to be conversations in court about if this is sexual enough
to be warranted to kill them.
I think it's a sexual abuse period and that's it.
That's an umbrella.
Yeah, but that's,
That's what the wrong.
But yeah, like, how do we, because sexual abuse, of course, is a spectrum?
I don't know if I'm allowed.
You are allowed.
No, you're allowed to say that.
And there's a lot of people.
There's, there's misdemeanors and then there's murder.
Like, there's different parts of sexual abuse.
Not to say all of it's wrong, but there is, you know, stealing candy from the corner store.
And then there's full-blown murder.
Yes.
Now, those two things can't have the same, like, sentence.
Yeah.
Yeah.
What are the levels of sexual abuse?
I don't know what people would say if touching a kid.
like on their back.
If my 18-year-olds...
No, that's not sexual.
But you know, court is designed to just put flutter and shit.
We're talking about sexual abuse, not touching a kid on the back.
Okay, let's go off sexual abuse that's not with children.
Grabbing girls' ass that doesn't want you to grab her ass is sexual assault and abuse.
So is rape.
Two totally different things.
I don't know if they're going to try to make that case with child sexual abuse,
and that's where it's going to get fucking weird.
I'm sure it's going to be a...
Well, yeah, they'll probably be a spectrum.
But see, yeah, that's my thing.
We have to get into how clear that it is because if my 18-year-old son has sex with a 16-year-old girl and she reports it to her family, is my son now eligible for the death penalty?
Because that's technically child sexual abuse.
I think there's going to be a spectrum.
And I'm, you know, don't call me crazy here.
But I think in Tallahassee, they may run with the one Damaris just said anytime a black girl fucks a white girl in high school.
What?
First degree sexual assault of a child is a class a felony when the defendant has.
has sexual intercourse or contact with an individual who has not attained the age of 13 years old
and causes great bodily harm to the victim.
The crime is prohibited of the Wisconsin statutes.
The crime is a B-class felony.
Applying firstly, the defendant has sexual intercourse with an individual under 12 years old
by threat of force or violence.
The defendant has sexual intercourse with an individual under 16 years old.
This is Wisconsin.
Well, that's what came out.
Yeah, this is just degrees of sexual assault.
But I'm just saying to Roy's point, there's degrees.
Yeah, there's a great.
Yeah.
So I think there's some good to this with like the class A.
Yeah.
You know, if you fucked a kid, I'm down to to help jump this dude till death.
Yeah.
But I don't know how this is going to be used in cases where it's just the law.
And it's like, fuck.
Yeah.
Yeah. But that's people's argument.
Like the way we've seen stand your groundwork.
And I'm not saying this is the same thing.
But we've seen people take advantage of that law.
They try to fire.
And it be wrong.
Yeah.
I get it.
And I could see someone to the exact case de Maris just said, I'm a senior in high school,
I fuck a sophomore.
And if I'm not liked, they could put me to death.
Yeah, I get it.
Yeah.
I think that I like the energy, though.
I like the fact that they are trying to crack down on it for sure.
Crack down and make harsh penalties and, you know, things for sexual abusers.
Like, I'm behind that because that needs to, that's something that needs to happen.
It's overdue.
Like it's a lot of repeat sexual offenders.
Especially when you talk about pedophilia and things like that.
If you knock this out or at least bring down sexual abuse, I think most sex crimes would come down with it as adults.
Because I think so many of continued sex crimes come from being abused as a child or seeing abuse.
I think you're just going to start knocking things down all the way.
If the death penalty scares these pedophiles, you're going to start.
start helping the whole entire spectrum of sexual abuse.
Where do you guys stand on a death penalty?
I'm with it.
I'm with it.
Yeah, sexual abuse aside.
Yeah, sexual abuse aside. Where do you stand on the death penalty?
I'm with it?
Yeah, I think so.
So do you think that the death penalty is a harsher punishment in the, like, full
spectrum, do you think the death penalty is a harser punishment than life in prison?
Is it harsher?
No.
Well, having to do time in prison is going to be harsher because you, you're alive.
You have to do that time.
face that time.
Yeah.
A lot of people say that the death penalty is the,
not the easy way out, obviously,
but you don't really, like I don't get to see you suffer.
Like if somebody killed my loved one,
I don't want to put you to death.
I think that's a release.
I think the way that they put you to death should be changed.
I think just injecting somebody with something
and them falling asleep
and their heart just stopping is like a peaceful way to go.
But I think if you start dumping these niggas down
into a lion's den.
Might as well make it a game.
Yeah.
People will rethink some shit.
Like let them feel their limbs getting ripped.
off and a lion jumping on their back.
Like, let them feel that pain and let their heart, like, let them feel that anxiety of
I'm about to, a lion is about to bite me in my neck.
And now you're crossing over into the torture.
Yeah.
Yeah, sometimes crimes you do, you just get the same fucking consequence.
Yeah, when you sexually abusing kids and they have to grow up in that house every night
that end.
That's why we said sexual abuse aside because we know how everybody feels about that.
Well, torture.
If you kidnap somebody and keep them in a basement for a week and you torturing them,
beating them and you, you know, whatever.
Like, yeah, that's torture too.
You guys ever heard of Ling Chi?
Ling Chi?
It was in Demaris's dream, if I remember.
Set the bomb off.
As we said the bomb off.
Ling Chi is an ancient Chinese torture method where in translation is death by
a thousand cuts.
And they would take tiny, you know, back then, they'd had these bullshit.
They weren't knives that we have now.
But they would just skin slowly.
And they wouldn't go past a certain point.
point surface-wise, so your skin would just fall off,
and you would slowly bleed out, and they would
just remove limbs by, like, shaving you,
like a piece of, like, you know, ham or something.
And it was just meant it was a public display.
It was meant to just be seen.
They need to bring that back.
Each person would just get the opportunity to, like,
sear off a little bit of flesh.
Bring that back.
Well, this person just dies.
There is a great area, though.
Because there's been death row inmates that are innocent,
and I would never, especially even want to see them die
humanely with the injection, but let alone some crazy shit like that.
Yeah.
If there's some doubt.
There's so many innocent black people in jail.
That's why I'm kind of on the fence about the death penalty.
Like knock out the park evidence.
And then I'm with all that shit.
Yeah.
Skin every child molester that it's, we know.
Yeah.
Like if you know somebody did that, like there's no great area.
Like, no, we have evidence.
Like, we know this person.
Did this?
And they torture somebody and they killed a bunch of.
Yeah, kill that.
But I think, but it should change with certain crimes too.
Because I think when these crazy fucking kids,
go out and shoot up Walmarts and schools and shit, I think they eventually want to die and be that
martyr and would almost enjoy that sick type of shit. I think for them, yeah, leave them in federal
prison in Colorado and let everyone run through their little booty hole. Like to me, that's more
justice than shoot up their club. Yeah, maybe sexual abuse is all right in that capacity. Like,
just killing them, like, all right, the dude on Dylan, whatever, that shot up the church.
Dylan Roof? Or no, no, that's Columbine.
I think it was another Dylan.
Dylan's been going nuts.
The one that shot up that church, I think he wants to die.
I don't think he's really fighting that much against that shit.
Yeah.
Keep him alive.
Let him suffer.
Because death is an easy way out for him.
That's just a tough part.
It's just like how do you really gauge that properly?
And if you take that role, like, as a job, you're also a sick individual.
Yeah.
Deciding on who's skinned and who doesn't.
Yeah.
No, take a poll on an Instagram real story.
Okay.
You've answered those?
No.
Well, pick and put it up here.
I would if it was somebody that was.
a sexual abuser.
Roy got it. Like, like for
death. Yeah. Retweet
to keep alive. Laf emoji for death.
Yeah. There's a one more I want to
because I went down like a weird rapid hole of
torture. Of course you did. Yeah.
You're a very dark person.
It was listening to it on a podcast
and then I became interested in it so I did a little bit of research.
I don't do that. We all pay taxes
that contribute to
torturing people. So let's not all act like.
You're torturing me making me pay these taxes.
That's the torture right fucking there.
to live here?
There was another one where they would put someone in a coffin,
but they would hollow out the head and the legs and the arms.
So you're just kind of be like out,
but your body would be like a turtle.
Yeah, pretty much.
And you couldn't move.
Like you couldn't rotate.
Your body would just be contained.
And they would cover this person in like honey and other sticky substances,
push them into the middle of like a river, like a body of water and just let insects eat them.
Nice.
And other like small things just come and picket them until they died.
The claustrophobia would fucking get more.
But your head would be outside.
You wouldn't be in the coffin.
Your head would be out.
So your head would also be covered in the sickie,
the sap and shit.
And they would just picket you until you die.
Just eat you like a baked potato basically.
Yeah.
Pretty much.
Yeah, the heat from the sun would bake you on the inside
and on the outside you're getting eaten alive.
Cool.
I don't know, man.
I like that.
That doesn't sound as bad as the one I heard
where they put you in a box for three days
and just play Hansen Umba.
I think I might take the one Julian just said over.
that. You don't want to hit umbop for two days?
Why is the Hansing guy like get it straight like that?
I was like pledging. Do we ever
talk about the guy who said he went to hell
and Rihanna's umbrella was on a repeat?
Oh. He was he died and like spent some time
in hell and like Rihanna's. Just say you don't like the song.
He was hate it. All he got to do is say he didn't
like that record. He didn't have to say he had a
dream. It wasn't in hell. And they was playing
umbrella all day. You don't remember when the
Sopranos did that racist shit? When Chris
fake died
for a second, they brought him back and he said he went to
hell and it was nothing but Irish people playing dice and they kept winning hand after hand
and every day with St. Patrick's Day. That was on HBO. That sounds about right.
That's a great bit. And by the way, no, no, he didn't say it jokingly. It was one of the best
performance. I think he got a fucking Tony for that shit. Damn right. It wasn't like a joke. He was serious.
Yeah, that sounds scared to me. That's hilarious. Yeah, I'm not going to lie. It's kind of. I was
just at the St. Patrick's Day parade. I'm going to hell if that's the case. Like, that looks way more
it than heaven.
Speaking of Tony,
Snowfall came to an end.
Series finale was last night.
Spoil it.
Spoiler.
Spoiler, spoiler alert.
Spoiler alert.
I'm not going to spoil it.
I will say this, though.
Dimson Andrews did a great job.
That episode was phenomenal acting.
The acting between him and his mom.
I don't know her real name,
but the lady that plays his mom.
The scenes between them at the jail
through the visitation window.
powerful acting
the dialogue
the entire scene
it was a sad ending
to the finale
it was sad
but it was a great show
the character development the writing
somebody's about 10 years
of terribly written TV
was the senior
oh no no well he's saying
was a scene you're talking about better than
Lil Meach and Carisha's
seen on BMF as far as like it was close as far as like a master class yeah and
despianism it was close it was close but Demson uh number seven he uh he did a great job man
he definitely did a great job uh the writing of snowfall was phenomenal the the way it was shot
everything this is a classic show um i don't want to spoil it i want to give because i know a lot
of people didn't see it last night but um we'll talk about it next week more in details i i want
y'all didn't see it either right i have to watch the entire i have to watch oh y'all don't watch the
beginning of the beginning well yeah y'all don't you y'all don't you all yeah i don't even know the
greatness of television well without spoiling anything was it overwhelming and underwhelming no it was
it was it was it was it was it was great i didn't i wasn't i wasn't underwhelmed at all
i heard the ending was more was realistic it was it was a it was a really really great
show it really was i was i was very pleased with the end and i'm like okay this is this is this is dope
I know why a lot of people are like, oh, it's sad, it's this, but it's like, it's a,
because it wasn't unbelievable.
You could see it happening.
You can see it ending that way, like in real life.
So I thought it was great.
Again, Dempson did a great job.
His acting, like, we watched him turn into a great actor.
Like, to me, this season, he turned into like a really, really great actor.
From Highlight Room.
From Highlight Room.
We watched it.
Straight from Highlight Room.
We saw the progression.
We saw, we saw, we saw the ascension.
of this gentleman, you know, like he's on his way to great things.
But Snowfall, great.
Shout out to the entire writing team, everybody over there.
Like, they did a great job with this season.
And, yeah, man, I'm just mad at it's over.
I know you don't want to spoil just because it was last night and we can talk about
it next week.
But on Patreon, can we debate the last episode of Snowfall versus the last episode of The Wire?
No.
You need to watch it first, Roy.
Yeah, no.
That's true.
How are you going to debate something you haven't even fucking watched?
Yeah.
What do you think you got?
Because I've watched Freeway Ricky Ross on Vlad.
I know the story.
No.
And that's why you can't, that's why I can't even talk.
I know, but that's why I can't debate it because a lot of people don't even follow Snowfall.
So I'm just like, I can't debate.
Me personally, I followed the wire, I follow Snowfall.
I, me, personally, I think Snowfall is a better show.
I mean, but if you give me like at least the breakdown of the last episode, I'd find a way to do it.
No, but you didn't even watch the last two seasons of Snowfall.
That's true.
So you can't, you know what I mean?
You're not going to understand it.
But I am going to go back and watch the first season of Snowfall again.
just because, again, I just want to...
Progression.
Yeah, it's just, it's...
Like, I know it because I followed it,
but to just get it fresh in my mind again
of where the character started
to where it ended, like,
it was just a great show.
So shout out to Snowfall,
shout out to Dempson-Indris
and all the other actors on that show.
They definitely put together a classic
television series for us.
Yeah, I'm clowning.
Everyone I know that watches the show
and watches The Wire 2 says Snowfall.
It was a classic series.
No, it was...
It's a classic, man.
I'm just, again, I'm just...
It's over, so it's like,
fuck, what do I watch now?
Like, what's the next?
I'm hearing power is really good this season.
The Power Book Shoot with a...
Yeah, Michael Rainier.
I'm hearing like he's really grown into a really good actor.
I fell off with Raising Canaan and I don't know why because I love it.
Raising Canaan was good.
They said that Raisin Canaan is better than Power.
No, I thought so too.
I thought Raising Canaan was definitely better,
it's better than the Power Book series.
But yeah, Raising Canaan is dope.
But I am going to start watching this season, the new season of Power
because I'm hearing this dope.
I'm hearing Mary J. Blige's character is like,
a real bitch.
She's turning
into one of them
villains on TV
that's just like
this chick is crazy
so I'm gonna get into that
Oh you said you watched
the night agent
I heard you say that
you said you had
before you started beef
you had watched the night agent
on Netflix night agent
was really good
I watched it like on accident
I haven't finished it
but I started watching
on accident
I got involved with the character
No it's just that was
it was a really good show
we're talking about beef on Patreon
I don't care
we don't have to do the snowfall
wire shit
Did you guys cancel
David Cho
Show Slaps
No, we're going to talk about the show, though.
Okay.
Season two, we said if they bring him back.
We're not talking about it.
Okay.
But on Patreon, we have to talk about that show.
Okay, we can.
And he went to jail.
He wasn't even that big of a character.
They should Ling Chi him.
I don't know.
His cellmate looked like he would have got busy with him.
How's that?
Part of his cult.
Oh, because he, I see.
Yeah.
We don't know that, though.
Anyways.
Any new music coming out this weekend?
Shout out the belly.
He's putting out American Nightmare tonight, or it's out now.
If and when you're listening to this.
American Nightmare available now, and Mumble Rap 2 will be, he will be releasing as well soon,
produced by Hit Boy, not entirely by Hit Boy. It's not, you know, Hit Boy's been doing all
producing his albums with artists itself, but this is not just a full hit boy production.
Okay, it appeared that way in the caption. I thought this was Hit Boy across the board.
But just Hit Boy, EPN, and other producers I'm with, mumble rap is one of my favorite projects.
I'm glad we finally getting this, because mumble rap was a classic.
mumble rap too. I've had the pleasure of hearing some of the records. It sounds fucking crazy.
Belly is rapping at a high level as he always is. A lot of producers, a lot of production from his
team, but as well, Belly said that hit boy produced a lot on his album as well.
Why I like Belly is, he's one of the few rappers, especially in the world that doesn't have to
cater his music to it being received by the masses because he already makes so much money.
writing with the weekend.
Yeah.
So it's not like he has to adjust what he may actually want to do
because he has a mortgage payment,
which is fine,
but you get belly all the way
and as many raps as the typical rapper in 2023 wouldn't do.
He doesn't have to think about,
all right, is this going to be marketable?
No.
He can just rap.
Yeah, and not only that, it's a whole thing, though.
You know, when you talk about mumble rap,
it's a collection.
You know what I mean?
It's not just something.
You just put songs together and just put it out.
Like he wants to take his time with this.
It's a whole look.
It's a, you know, the visuals have to match the music and just the energy behind the project.
You can take his time.
Take his time with it.
He's not forced to push it out because he has to make some money.
You can do personal records that are typically not received when it comes to streams.
Any label will tell you, yeah, personal records is only cool to like just your core, but we ain't fucking with those.
Yeah.
So that's really why I love belly outside of him just being able to make music.
American Nightmare Available Now, Download, Download, That,
Swizz also has an EP out right now, Hip Hop 50 Volume 2.
About three or four days ago, he put out a clip that said Swiz, Wayne, and Hove with a snippet from there.
It sounded kind of hard.
He didn't put Jay's vocals there, but it sounded like there was some Wayne stuff.
I'm shocked that Jay is putting a verse out that quickly after the Callet shit.
He gave a six-minute verse that could have just coasted him for over a year.
So Hove has to be talking some shit on this
If he's comfortable with a follow-up verse that quick
Off that God did shit
I think I think Jay is as quietly
He's quietly writing
I think he's quietly working
Whenever you see things like this
It's a hint that he's in the gym
He's still practicing his shot
And you know he might be ready for game mode
But it's dope to hear Jay whenever he just does decide to pop out
And lay a verse
so I'm waiting to hear it
but this track list looks dope
gnaz little Wayne
KISS Benny the Butcher's Scarlet
Favio Bannamareil
Little Dirk A Buggy
J. Elect and then he has a bonus track on there
Blacked Out
which I mean you've heard by now if you're listening
to this now yeah
but I'm excited to hear this whole shit
we'll definitely come back on Monday
because I mean this is this is our lane
as far as the features yeah and the type of shit we want to
and it's only what six tracks seven tracks
I like this little series Mass Appeal is doing with
with hip hop 50.
And let me not call it a little series.
That's fucked up.
But I like that they're doing this.
And I like that hip hop 50 is being highlighted the way it should with our biggest producers and our biggest artists.
Absolutely.
I think this is great.
And we know Mass Appeal always does shit right.
They're actually a brand you can count on when it comes to honoring hip hop in the right way.
Obviously, people have heard the Swiss EP.
But I do want to get into some of the messiness Jay did next week on that verse.
So there's some mess in there.
J.Z?
No, J. Electronica.
Oh, okay.
On the Calus record?
Mm-hmm.
Okay.
He threw a little shot back.
Oh, okay.
Oh, that's the one you...
Yeah, I played it for you.
Mm-hmm.
We get into it.
L.A.
Because I don't know if people are going to catch it off the SOS album.
And I'm already saying too much.
But I'm down to get into the mess.
Okay.
Well, we can break it down.
Salana.
Shout out to L.A.'s Forgotten Flowers EP.
Really dope project.
If you haven't downloaded that, check it out.
The Jazi album.
I'm still on that.
that. Jaws the album is fire.
Yeah, that's that's staying in rotation.
There's some good music out.
Have you guys heard Doja Katz Kill Bill remix?
I did, yeah. I liked it.
I didn't hear it yet.
Well, first of all, let me just say I missed the days when remixes were actually remixes.
Don't just give me a rapper doing a verse on the song and not changing the other verses.
Like, I liked her verse a lot, but it was like, this should have been either on the album as is or just don't.
Just do another record with Doja.
But I like Doja.
I mean.
Reverse is fire.
It should have been on the original.
I feel like they should have remixed.
Give us a remix.
Like, fucking change the fucking BPM.
Change the goddamn versus.
Like,
give me a real remix.
But nobody does that anymore.
Nobody wants us to work anymore.
Kim Voice.
I actually would have preferred just Doja doing a freestyle over the Kill Bill beat.
Yeah.
And much longer.
Much longer.
Because she was cooking.
She ate.
She ate.
She ate.
And I wanted to mention it because so many people don't give Doja her just
doing.
And they say that she's just a pop star and that she's not a rapper.
Doja's a rapper and Doja can rap.
And she's working with rap producers now quietly.
Yeah.
Yeah, she said her next album is supposed to be just all rap.
So I wish I don't think it will be, but I think we'll get a little bit more of this
kind of Doja and I'm excited about it.
All right.
What's going to happen, and this isn't far fetch to say, what happens when Doja Cat gives us
the quintessential real hip-hop, quote-unquote, album that everyone's been asking for in hip-hop period?
What if Doja gives us the DJ Premier Alchemist
Havoc.
And she bars everyone to death
and it's the most fire shit
what they've been asking Drake to do.
They're going to shit on it.
They're going to shit on it.
For sure.
I disagree.
I think her fan base...
They don't want to hear her rap.
But she raps, though.
They can rap.
But they don't want to hear her barred up.
On an alchemist beat?
But I think she would take something out of an alchemist beat
that other rappers wouldn't approach
in the same way because I think she's that talented.
She doja cat is talented
I'm just saying that when
a lot of times when these artists
that are as big as Doja have this fan base that they have
and they do something like that's really real hip hop
It's just not received well
No
And that's that it's fucked up
Because it's probably some of their best work
And some of their most you know
Honest and creative work
But it's not received well
People forget about that project
And it's like
Okay give us the next big single
Like they don't want that
They don't want rap hip hop
Like that hardcore shit
Or real hip hop shit from Doja Cat
And I want it as a person that knows Doja can rap, but they're going to shit on it.
The masses will shit on it.
I think she's the only artist right now that that is a superstar that could give us a quintessential real hip hop album.
Okay.
I really do.
I think she could give it to us.
I think she could give it to us.
And I don't think that it will be shitted on.
I think it will be praised.
I don't think that it will sell and have commercial success.
So I think people like us and other respected hip hop outlets will give her her just due.
But that doesn't always transfer over into sales.
It's not going to go viral on TikTok one song might, but it's not going to get her paid, paid.
She's in a position where she can experiment now because she already has the huge core fan base where they make Kendrick Cole have to push the sound forward.
They can't give us the quintessential boom bap shit anymore.
They did it already.
They got to push the sound forward.
Drake, we've been asking to do that, but obviously his fan base is so big.
That would be a tough ask of him.
Hove's already done it.
Yay's already done it.
what new artist could give us the
college dropout we want.
I know it sounds nuts,
but Doja Cat is the one that could do it.
We've been waiting for Nikki to do it for fucking years
and she just refuses to.
Nikki, I would love to do it.
Who's going to give us the soul sample
boom bap drums,
but 2023 type vibe that could rap.
That's also a superstar.
I can only think of Doja Cat
that could give us that album.
And it be received well.
Of like, all right, you're not just doing
some old head shit.
I mean,
I need you.
You know,
it's a fucking number one
billboard song.
It's a dream,
but we know it's not
going to happen,
but it is a dream.
I would love to see it happen,
but I highly doubt.
Doja would smoke some havoc drums.
On that note,
this has been another episode
of the new Rory and Mall podcast.
And let Benny Blocko do the guitars.
Yeah,
make it a pop song.
What's you got going on this weekend?
I don't even know what weekend we're going into.
Oh, I'm around.
I don't know.
My birthday's next week.
I'm only,
I'm only focused on my birthday next week.
Are you one of those?
No, I'm not.
I don't do anything with my birthday.
You're going to put the countdown clock on his Instagram.
Well, you have known me for a very long time.
Your birthday's in two weeks.
I've forgotten on my birthday.
You know how many hours left in the week?
No, clearly I don't because I was a whole week off.
He doesn't even know he's a week off his birthday.
I thought it was next Friday.
Yeah.
Thursday.
Next Thursday.
I don't worry about it.
What's just like the early birthday thing that girl said?
I celebrate all of tourist season.
Yeah.
When is Tourist season started?
Tourist season started today.
Well, for the listeners.
Yes, today.
Birthday month.
Oh my God.
So it's technically your birthday.
Big T, the entire month.
Happy birthday, Rory.
It's horse energy.
Big Bull.
Yeah.
Well, we'll get back to y'all.
We're going to get into the Patreon now.
I want to talk to you about what y'all regret not doing during the pandemic.
Something that y'all didn't do during the pandemic that looked back.
It was like, yeah, I should have did that.
Zero COVID pussy.
We do have a lot of topics to get to.
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