New Rory & MAL - Episode 167 | We Create The Simulation

Episode Date: May 12, 2023

Happy Friday…now give us our flowers. Recently we’ve been predicting a lot in the culture and to no surprise the streak continues. Mal was right about Kanye and Adidas coming together, while Julian predicted Tucker Carlson’s next career move. Meanwhile, Tory Lanez was denied a new trial. Staying in music (kind of) does Jay Z have an unclaimed son? Speaking of sons, Robert De Niro at the young age of 79 is having another child…this leads to a wild one-liner from Demaris. We react to Doja Cat’s recent tweets and give props to the Knicks for fighting for another game. Stay till the end as we introduce our new VOICEMAIL segment. If you’d like to have your question answered on air and hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to Patreon! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I'm not A lot man We got a start. We got to dedicate, because men don't get flowers. We don't get flowers enough. And I saw a video where a guy was walking up to just men in like a store and just handing him roses. So, you know, automatically one guy was just looking at him like, what is that? That's what Justice made Black do for his rollout. Yeah. Red Lights. No, he wasn't just giving out to men, though. Was he? He was giving out to women. No, he probably was giving out to women.

But men, we need our flowers. There's some things that you and I talked about and that Julian talked about that just have come to fruition. You wouldn't let me give you actual flowers though, but I would. You're saying metaphorical, what kind of flowers, what kind of like floral arrangement would you give me, like some peonies in there? I mean, peonies. You give me Daisy vibes. Whatever it's called, peonies. What do they call? Daisies would look good against you. Pienies. Daisies? Yeah. So you would give me like daisies and no, I might just go straight, straight daisies. Not an arrangement, yeah. Just daisies. I would cover your entire house with them. No baby's breath, no nothing to like mix it up. Baby's breath?

Yeah, to add into the arrangement. That's like the little white, like little white things in the floral arrangement. But how did that term come to be that baby's breath would be? It's about flower food? No. It's like, all right, you get a, when you get a bouquet of flowers. Boquet. A bouquet.

Boquet. You can tell she's from upstate. It's okay. That's just, you know, that's how they say. That's how Benny says it. Yeah. Every time Benny wraps about bouquet. See, I didn't do it this time.

I didn't do it this time. The bouquets. All right. Well, baby's breath, the stuff that's in flowers, weird. I want to know who came up with that term. I'm sure there's some. The whites. Disgusting.

For sure. History. Probably has a Greek origin. Yeah. Why a Greek origin? You know, everything has a Greek origin. Oh, Greek flowers. Yeah.

Yeah. Well, yes, I do think we need more flowers. And I like real flowers and I have no problem giving a man flowers if that's what he wants. Well, I mean, you know, in terms of giving us a flowers, we just got to start just acknowledging when we talk about things. and then they later come into fruition because we sit on here and we talk a lot obviously about things going on and sometimes we say things

and it's like, nah, that's crazy, that will never happen. Lo and behold, it's all happening. We talk about it all the time. This is a simulation. None of this is real. So do you think maybe you control the simulation because you did predict

this Kanye West and Adidas agreement, if you will, and I called you fucking crazy. I still don't think Kanye West will be designing any new year. for Adidas, but Adidas has announced that they will resume selling unsold Yeezys. So I think they're just trying to clear the warehouse out. I don't know if this is going to be a complete rebrand of Yeezy and Kanye's coming in to create, you know, boost 779.

I think this is the start of it. I think this is how this is like a soft reintroduction. They just make it seem like we're just going to get rid of the stock that we already have. Meanwhile, they'll spend the rest of the year trying to come to terms on certain things, come to agreement on certain things. And then we'll see a picture of a new Yeezy Adidas sneaker just hit the internet and everybody will go crazy. And then everybody will forget what just happened a year from that. What is this is also an Adidas spite tactic?

What if they resell? What if they resell? I'm sorry, not resell. They sell the unsold Yeezys but at a way more discounted rate and put a low price on the Yeezy brand. that does affect Kanye and it does dilute his brand to some degree. True. I think if you can go buy Yeezy for 40 bucks and they're just really trying to like break even and get them out, they can do that plus dilute someone that has spoken bad about them. But see, this is just where my brain goes on this.

It says, Adidas have agreed to resume selling unsold Yeezy stock, right? Right. How do we know what is already in the stock? Well, they could be actively designing new pieces right now and they'll say, oh, no, this was already in the stock. Well, also, is this stock as far as sneakers or is this also stock within, was there Yeezy stock in Adida stock? It's Yeezy stock. So meaning there's Yeezy apparel sneakers, yeezy hoodies, you know, all of that. It's just anything with Yeezy on it, the Yeezy brand, anything that was unsold that is already in stock. Okay. They have agreed to resume selling. So that's what I'm saying. We don't know if this is stuff that was already.

designed and just sitting there or if this is like just a cover to be like we're going to resume selling stock that is here but this is like basically like Kanye is back designing and getting ready to release new pieces they're sitting on $1.3 billion worth of crazy easy product and they said the and people thought I was crazy for saying they're going to sell them adidas plans on donating the money they make from the profits well speaking donated right speaking of stock is this almost like some legal insider trading where the stock of Adidas will go up the moment they just try to get rid of all this shit because it may just boost sales for the month. And it could be a time, I'm too pussy to day trade or too emotional, but it's going to boost sales for the rest of the year.

This is, Adidas couldn't go the entire year losing the money that they've been losing. And to me, that's why it was common sense when I said that they're going to rekindle this relationship and get back to business because they're not going to sit by and just watch their stock fall. they're not going to sit by and just lose the money that they was losing. It is what it is. Kanye Yeezy, the Easy brand is a major part of the culture. And it's been proven that once he attaches himself or aligns himself with any company, it's automatic win.

And it's, you know, it's lucrative for all parties involved. So, and we know that, you know, okay, yeah, he said things and he insulted people and he offended people, he hurt people. We know that. But just like anything else that we've seen in this culture, in this simulmonary, You're living in Rory. People have a very short attention span. People move past things very quickly.

Time heals all and money. Well, no. Well, Rizza. Cash rules everything around me. Hey, Rizzo. The Wu-Tang. They told us this years ago. So it is what it is.

They wasn't going to sit back and just keep losing money. When, uh, what month was it that he said Hitler was like a model citizen? Uh, right before Christmas, I believe. December 1st. On the first day of Hanukkah. Jesus. His true love gave to him. It was early December.

I believe he was spinning a dradle on Alex Jones' exactly. What timing? When was it Julian? I'm sorry. Early December. That's fucking crazy that six months can pass and you say something like that

in one of the biggest apparel companies ever will be like, spend enough time. Yeah. That's nuts. Because of the fact. But like my, they might be right.

They just have to. They're not going to sit back and just continue to lose that much money. No company is going to do. do that. Say they sell it and it sells at a good rate. It will. It's just hypothetically. It does. Instead of them, I think the vision right now is for them to see like, okay, let's see how it sells and then we'll decide what to go from there. To say like it sells and it sells quick, would they consider doing something with him or just, do you think this is the end of the relationship?

Julian, they're doing something with him right now. This doesn't count. They need space in their warehouses. They're sitting on a billion. If they were that offended. They're sitting on an over billion dollar profit Right. But if they were that offended, which a lot of people were very offended and very hurt by words, they wouldn't even care about something. It's the money mall. I just told you that. It's money. No, but I'm saying like they're in it to at least break even and to create more space for other products to be developed. Julian, they're going to move the rest of the product that's in stock. Yes. And I guarantee you that Kanye will design new pieces this time next year. There will be a new Yeezy sneaker that will hit stores. Okay. But do you think Kanye will.

would want to go work with Adidas? Yeah. You think he would go back? Absolutely. He just bought an office across the street to say, fuck y'all. I don't know. That is hilarious. I think he put in the front of it, yo, fuck y'all across the street.

He got his spite store. Yeah, but to me, now, if I'm Kanye, his Mochard Joe. Yeah. No, if I'm Kanye, I don't do it. I agree with you. I don't. But do I think Yee will do it?

I do think you. Wait, if you're Kanye, why won't you do it? Because sometimes you have to show people. like Kanye can go anywhere at this point. He can align itself with any, you know, any major brand on the planet and he's going to bring an entire coach and an entire audience there. He's just been proven. He went to the gap and their stocks went to the roof.

You know what I mean? Nobody was wearing gap. You know what I mean? Yeah, but that was before a whole backlash. But what I'm trying to show you is, yes, he says some things that, you know, offended and hurt people around the world. but as we've seen before, time hills.

Like people move on, they forget about things. We've seen people support people that have done some of the crazier shit ever. Like Trump. Yeah. Yeah, I mean. Like, it doesn't,

time hills up. People move on tomorrow to be the next big news and then people be on that. Like, people don't even talk about Kyrie no more. Right. Like, you know what I'm saying? Nike, like, they removed him from like their roster.

They don't even make it anymore his sneakers. Still haven't even seen that movie. And all he did was just post a fucking cover of a documentary on his social media account. And why he can't do that too is he wanted to work with Nike so bad. He said his entire life that was one of his main goals ever. He did. Did the Red October shit.

Did the other Yeezy. Like he was a staple at Nike for exclusive drops. He wanted to do full time with them. They was like, nah, we're good. He went to Adidas and clearly proved to Nike how much he was worth and how much he can change. and already solidified brand. So then he goes to Gap, and I'm not saying Kanye

is the best businessman on earth or has the easiest request or the easiest to deal with, but he goes to Gap and says, I want to be on the board. They say no. He puts out those hoodies and all that shit triples Gap's fucking stock.

So he has proven, even though you can say what you want about his comments and how much that can like plummet a stock, but he has proved 99% of the time anytime he shows up, to a brand, he brings

value that no other person can from this culture. And that's what is, that's the bottom line. So fuck y'all Adidas, even though I get why Adidas would drop someone that would go on... He should go back to a fucking Alex Jones show and be like, yo, I like Hitler. I get why Adidas did it, but he should not go back to Adidas. He should go back to Nike.

Nike's even more politically correct. He could never go. Nike would never have him. I don't know, man. Cash rules. I also thought like... They just took out Kyrie. Yeah, but Kyrie wasn't...

Off of a post. Cairo wasn't selling the sneakers that... And Kyrie had the highest selling basketball shoe for a while. That Kyrie 5 was killing it. Yeah, you're talking about basketball. Oh, yeah. I'm saying for the... I'm talking about culture, life.

Nobody is doing what Kanye is doing. And that's always... That's changed a lot, too. Like, at one point, Kyrie... Not Kyrie. I'm sorry. Steph's Under Armour shoe was the number one selling shoe in basketball. And I was like,

kids are buying under armor shoes. No, what is that? So it does change. You said nobody wears that. Underarmor shoe? Yeah. He had, at one point, Steph had the number one shoot for like three or four years consecutive in the NBA.

Kids do exceptionally. So you know what it is? Julian, you're thinking about just like the major cities that you walk around in New York, L.A. There's a whole where the election is won, right? That whole middle America. Kids wear under armor for sure, absolutely. And the time of the, the time of the,

the basketball shoe that's also a lifestyle shoe is dead. Like, Braun gave it his best go. I commend him, but he made more of a basketball shoe. People tried it with terrible cargo shorts and white v-necks for one summer. You guys all look nuts.

K.D. had a little bit too where there was like, some people wear them as lifestyle, but that doesn't happen in sports anymore. No. Like, shacks were more lifestyle than anything that irrelevant players put out lately. Which is why to that, you know, I always go. Yeah.

I go back to the fact why we shouldn't even argue, like how you said, a lot of these athletes can't even sell sneakers because nobody's wearing them for lifestyle. Yeah. The sneaker that they're wearing is the Jordan still to this day. And I mean, even Iversons, especially the questions that made a huge comeback. I still people still see people wearing Ken Griffies. I know, of course, that was more lifestyle. Yo, whenever a girl wore some Ken Griffey's to come to you, you for sure was hitting. And she matched the green to her belt.

Yeah, the Griffies with the jeans shorts. Ooh. You for sure was getting some that night. If she had a black belt on with blue jeans shorts, yeah. Firehead. She probably cut you, but firehead. What's wrong with y'all? I want to keep an eye on the whole Adidas thing because Jerry Lorenzo, he had his show a couple of weeks ago, his new Fair God Line dropping. And he has some super dope sneakers that he's great to put out through Adidas. And we all know that Kanye and Jerry are very close.

So it's going to be interesting to see what happens with that. dynamic with Adidas bringing Jerry over there from Nike and now Jerry having all of these new designs that the internet has been going crazy for since the show happened. Now, what happens with them now re-releasing all of the stock that they have with Yeezy already and they're moving forward. My guess for Adidas was going to wait maybe five years and go the route with Yeezy that Nike ended up going with Jordan. Like no one cares about Team Jordans every now and then they'll put a new one out, but that's not the Jordan brand. It's re-release. It's re-release. sing at certain times

the one classic ones we love. I could see them doing with that with Boots because they're sitting on all this product. Let's make it more sneakerheadish and exclusive. Everyone's ease to be dirty by then. Let's make this just sneaker culture rather than the mass production we were doing before. That's what I assume they would do with all that product.

But six months later, Jesus Christ. They definitely just selling that shit. That's why that movie air was so interesting because it goes literally to the beginning of an entire cultural shift in sports and culture and lifestyle and footwear. To see where it is now where you have people like Tiana Taylor designed her own shoe for Nike. Travis Scott and everything that he's been doing with Jordan. Even what Push did with Adidas.

Obviously Kanye, Jerry Lorenzo. All of these now people from the culture that. aren't athletes, but they're selling more sneakers and more. I think Travis Scott is probably so more sneakers than any athlete in the last. I don't know how many years. So just things like just showing that the culture, how much the culture dictates, you know, lifestyle and dictates what these major brands and corporations are able to do. It's just so crazy to see it.

It really just the shift happened, honestly, from one player being Michael Jordan and what he was able to do and how he created a sneaker and wore a sneaker that then became a lifestyle. But they only trusted basketball players with that, which is why it's so funny that we've seen the shift where basketball players are not outselling Yeezys. But Farrell was even talking about that with the Louis Vuitton shit. Like, yeah, I used to design for BAPE like one shoe. No one would ever let me mass produce a bunch of stuff.

Like with so many artists, it was always cool when they got a shoe. But same way what Nike did to Kanye. Like you're not about to be a designer. Right. We're going to use your cultural, collateral just to get. Oh, sorry. To look cool for a little bit. And we're just going to go to the athletes because they can mass produce it.

And then you saw LeBron fucking kind of tank on his shoes after the first five years. And Kanye's Red October's are $1,500. Like, it's just drastically changed. And I still think they need to do that more with artists. Like, Tiana Taylor doing a one-off to design, I think, great. They'll maybe make 1,500 pairs and they'll put it out for that month and that's just to

look cool and be next to Tiana Taylor to make that brand look cool. They didn't let Tiana do what Kanye did with Adidas. We are going to mass produce these. They're actually going to be affordable to people in your community. And we're going to continue to do this every season. We're going to make it a thing. It's not going to be this one-off like

here's my Farrell sneaker that 10 people will get. I think about it all the time about exactly how similar it. how similar Tiana is in a lot of ways to Kanye as far as her artistry, her attention to detail, fashion. She just has a certain thing about her. I think that anything that Tiana, like she attaches herself to, she brings a certain quality. She brings a certain thing to it, which is what Kanye did early on in his, the Louie collabs and Nike collabs,

that he brought something different. And Tiana to me is on that. She's, she's, she's, obviously she was signed to Kanye and she spent time around him and she obviously picked up on a lot of things. But she's in a, she's in a space now where I think in the next three to four years, we're going to see a major collaboration with Tiana and a brand to where she's going to do some amazing things just on the fashion, the fashion side of this. things because she's already, you know, made relationships throughout the industry, throughout the

world with different people. And I think that she's lining herself up to do a lot of major things in the culture the way Kanye did. No one anti-Semite, too, big one. As far as compared to. Not that part. You I think is ironic with Tiana, like why she isn't where I think she should be design-wise, she's too good at everything. Like if Tiana just decided like, hey, for the next five years, I'm just focusing on fashion. Like that's going to be my life. Then I think she would get what she deserves in that world.

Like she can only give so much time to fashion stuff. She makes amazing music. She just tours, choreography. She does that for other. Like, yeah, she's so good at so much stuff. She can only spread herself so thin to focus on something. Whereas if she wants to be in the fashion world, probably only have time to do a one-off.

I would love to see her just lock in even if it is with another brand like the way maybe Farrell is going to do with Louis Vuitton and just be like, yo, five years, this is what I'm doing. Fans, you'll get music later. Like everyone just to let y'all know. I'm doing this for the next five years. Well, I do thank you guys for the flowers

because I did tell you all that, Kanye. Big Daisy. This will be back. Yeah, just a couple days. Nothing crazy. You have just been showered with flowers over the past few days. Donnie on town.

You were going nuts. Man, I mean, you know, I just don't understand how people, again, you know, I know politics. We joke around a lot, Rory. I'm not really into politics. I could kid less. But I just find this shit to be some of the most entertaining shit ever. Like, Donald Trump is by far the most, I don't even know what to call him politician, president, former president that we've ever had. I think that he is actually making people want to pay attention to politics.

I don't think you have a choice when he's in the streets. That's a great point. Yeah, like, I'm not saying like he doesn't force people. We just don't have a fucking choice. And the media loves it too. It's even past the comparison of like, you know, watching the car accident. Like, everyone stops their car and look at it. Like, this is like watching Hiroshima.

No, you don't. Like, we have cancer. and we're still looking. This is just, I don't even know where to begin. We've talked about for a couple months that the circus was going to begin soon. Biden also said that he is going to run. Oh, my God.

And his campaign is about to start. Oh, God. What time does he take a nap? He's on the Mark Wahlberg schedule, but he doesn't wake up. Yeah, no, he never wakes up. Well, Donald Trump was, first of foremost, he was found guilty of sexual misconduct. Sexual misconduct.

stuck. He's been ordered to pay $5 million in damages to E. Gene Carroll for sexual assault and defamation. Damn. He's over two. He is over two. Lawries aren't getting done. Stormy got a bag.

Stormy Daniels. Yeah, it seems like, well, they took care of the ladies first, so, you know. Ma, I'm going to look at it this way. I mean, as far as their lawsuits. His rap sheet right here, right? You can make the case that he was attacked. They went after them. All politicians

probably do everything that's on this list. I'm fine with that take. But I couldn't get a fucking job at McDonald's if this was on my rap sheet. Oh, for sure. He should not be able to be the president of the United fucking states. I mean, I know in the real world, every president

has probably participated in one of these counts, if not all. But to be convicted of them and we're all supposed to live and die by the U.S. justice system and the Constitution and all that, there's no way in we the people, it should say our president can

get arrested for this shit and still be president. Imagine walking into McDonald's when they do a background check. Are you getting a callback? You're getting arrested. Let's say you're even one of the best fried cookers

ever. You can negotiate with Russia how to get the potatoes to McDonald's faster. They're not hiring you if you have this. No, they're not. And this is what makes this absolute fucking movie is because at some point you sit back and you'd be like this can't really be real. Like we can't really be watching this. Like this can't really be our.

Oh, we are. Yeah, but it is our reality. And like that's our problem. Biggest reality. Yeah, but is it a, but listen. It's a problem. If they vote for him and he's reelected, that's what this is what the country wants.

It's not what the country wants. It's what's awesome. If they reelect him, what are you talking about? People went out and voted for him. Um, No? Citizens of America went out and voted. To Rory's point, I can see every politician ever getting away with tax evasion loan fraud, wire front.

All that stuff is like normal. I'm like, I think I'm above everyone government type shit. It's the sexual assault and like those things, which I guess they do that too. But it's like these are things he's literally been found guilty of. These are on his jacket now. And he's still prepping to run. Like in this, they just don't run and win. I still think he's going to win.

He's absolutely going to win. Wait, let me clarify. We couldn't do a podcast if we were arrested for sexual assault. Yes. Well, podcast and politics are different things. Now, just to clarify for our listeners, has he been convicted of the word it says up next or those are things he's been charged of? He's been charged with those and has to go to trial. Yes.

I just wanted to make sure that that was clear. He has been convicted of sexual assault and defamation. Heathy lives. Now, this is not a Trump defense by any means, but the fact that the federal government is accusing a president of racketeering loan fraud and tax evasion is fucking hilarious. How do we reverse to? How do we get the whole federal government and the United States on a racketeering charge? How do we get them on loan fraud? It's like you said, Rory.

They're printing the money. Pretty much every president is probably done. Our capitalism is loan fraud. Tax evasion and shit like that at one point. Like that's, that's, now Donald Trump has other shit that's now on his jacket, like Julian said, that's just absolutely just like, more, the government is a piece of shit. Borrowes money from itself and then makes us pay the debt. Yeah. Y'all got to do a loan fraud.

And just keep sending $1.5 billion to Ukraine for, you know, whatever they need over there at the moment. And the SBA loan people won't stop calling me every day. Didn't we just wasn't, didn't they just tell us we're running out of money? Money does not exist. Like, well, that's what they said last week. They said the U.S. is running out of money. And then the next week they said they just, they just sent their, about to send another $1.8 billion to Ukraine. So I'm like, okay.

So which one is it? Inflation is going up and salaries are going down. And the value of the dollar, which didn't exist already to what it's worth in actual gold that would start is nowhere even near what it was. He had, Donald Trump had his Republican candidate town hall the other night as well. Vermont, New Hampshire? Where was that? New Hampshire, right? I believe so. They went really liberal.

New Hampshire, CNN. Woman on stage? You know, they're trying to... A nasty one. Until she was called a nasty person. I know, I know Hannity was fucking shaking. But see, Julian, that's... How can my ex do this?

That's the games that... That's the game CNN plays. They know what Donald Trump has just faced in court and what he's up against. And then they throw a female interview a reporter in, and they know that, because look at this, you are a nasty person. They was waiting for something like that to happen. Of course. No, this is the result of CNN tanking.

They're doing awful. Oh, no, I understand that. But I'm just saying these are some of the games because if this was a male reporter and Donald Trump told him you're a nasty person, that wouldn't be headline. I don't think that would be a headline right now. It wouldn't sting as much. This is what I'm saying. So these are the things that they put into play because they know there's a back and forth

that's going to happen. They know how he already looks being found guilty of these charges in court. And they know he doesn't respect women. So yes, we're going to put a woman up there so that we can get a sound like. You understand? So these are the things that they these are the things that they put into play. And it's like, you knew how it's going to assault. But they're, well, we're not going to blame the CNN producers for being good at their job

because he can't respect. Why? Why does he stand like that? Yeah, this was just awkward that they started sending at this point. I think CNN desperately wants Donald Trump to win the election. And I think even putting him up. on this stage was not only just to get numbers because they're tanking and we know Trump, no matter what, we'll bring numbers because you can't miss it. Right. But I think they also are putting Trump even more forward facing because they want him to win. When Biden was elected,

Fox News's numbers for the past four years have been so fucking high because the people that did not want Biden in are so terrified and angry. They want to watch someone just as terrified and angry. They want to watch someone just as terrified and angry as them all day on the fucking news, complain about Joe Biden. And if you remember when Trump was in office, CNN and Donald, they was going nuts. Daily Show was crazy. Every liberal station was doing so good when Trump was in office

because everyone that hated Trump couldn't wait to go home and watch the news and feel better about hating Trump because they're watching a news program that says they're right. So with this next election coming up, if the Republican candidate is Donald Trump and the Democratic candidate is Joe Biden, who do you vote for? I do not vote and I understand I'm part of the problem.

You guys will not shame me into that. Sorry. Silence is violence, Roy. So it's another no vote year for you, Julian? I'm going to vote. Biden? Hell yeah. Fuck Trump.

But you don't even like Biden. I'm not a fan, but I know the lesser of two evils. The lesser of two evils. I mean, that's really what's come down to be honest. to me. So you don't think that just that system in general should probably be changed. I think, well, no, the system's not great. I wasn't a big Biden fan even before, like, he got full-blown Alzheimer's in the middle of this, in the middle of his term.

Yeah. I wasn't a big Biden fan, but I voted for Joe Biden because I was on the lesser of two evil shit. Mm-hmm. I didn't vote in the Trump Hillary shit. Because you hate women. That, number one. Mm-hmm. Oh, is that what it was?

Is braw me telling me what to do? make my shoes it's a lot of things America's ready for female president this country is ready but then I felt bad because when I didn't vote in the Hillary Trump election and Trump got elected

I started to believe the maybe I am part of the problem and he got elected even though I talk electoral college I can't speak electoral college and population vote are different I still felt like damn is fucked up so when Biden came around I was like I don't like this guy but I can't do

another four with Trump so let me go lesser of two evils. Now at this point, I'm back to my original thought of if I don't like either of these people, fuck that. I'm not voting. I'm with you on that. That's how I was for the last election. I was just like, I'm not voting for you. It's commonless fault at the end of the day. I think everyone in the Democratic Party fully understood that Joe Biden was in his oatmeal phase and it was just like, it was just a matter of time. Yeah. Like, let's prop them up, give him some low dose Adderall to at least open his eyes and like maybe we'll get this moving and we will tell him it's pudding day yeah we will make Kamala the star like no one that was their plan yeah

boy did that fucking backfire yeah so now they're knocking on joe's door at 4 p.m. right before you know it's time to go to bed and like Joe you got to announce you got to run yeah he'll got y'all doing them Okay. That's sick. Yeah. This does speak volumes to how little the Democrats have in terms of assets, like for the next up. No one likes Kamala. So she's not, if Joe wins again, she's not going to be the person that they champion to go in 2028.

No. No one wants to rally behind her. So the Democrats have, they have best case scenario. Biden wins. They have four years to figure out who the fuck can they prop up and make look like the person they've all been waiting for. they have nobody right now. I mean, I know that he said that he never will and that he's not even thinking about it,

but I still think the Rock is going to be present. There's, that'd be insane, but I somehow believe that. I could see, bro, you can see it. Donald Trump. But would he run Democrat or would he do like a libertarian kind of vote? If I'm, if I'm the Rock, I'm steering clear of the major parties. If he does Liberation. But you're not going to win if you don't run a major party.

That's the Rock, though. Yeah. The Rock is going to win. No, the Rock is going to win. Box off the Smash. No way. Bro, Donald Trump. became the president.

Anything is possible. Donald Trump's a television star. Even though Donald Trump is a television star, Donald Trump is still an old white man. That, that it's... Yeah, but the Rock is going to have more people that probably never voted before is going to come out and vote for the world. Look at the TikTok voters. Kanye thought that too.

Donald Trump being president was fucking nuts, but you can see, in retrospect, his ties to politics already to just the Illuminati worlds, right? Arnold Schwarzenegger being the governor. of California to me is way fucking crazier than Donald Trump being the president of United. What about Ronald Vane? And like, that's where the rock should draw his inspiration from. Just be a governor?

Like, be governor first? Well, you have to. No, like, you should just ask Arnold how the fuck you did that. The people's governor. And you don't have to be governor. Donald Trump was Donald Trump. Well, okay, let's talk to talk to about Donald. He just showed up one day. It was like, I'm running. Which, by the way, I think you should. Let's go back to the McDonald's shit. Like, I'm not going to be the manager until I do the fries.

Yeah. I don't, look, I think, I think. You got to have some political This country's beyond Trump. That doesn't matter anymore. Trump set the precedence. You don't have to have political experience to do politics. At all. Exactly. This is what I tell you.

I agree. You should, but you don't. Oh, no, I know that's changed drastically. And I even understand some of the crazy people that are like, we just don't want more of the same. We want someone that's not a career politician. And that sounds really good at the top of the paper. Read the rest of the paper.

Like, maybe he just doesn't know what to do. And everyone maybe in Congress. does not like him and there is no relationship so nothing will actually get done well then we had uh i don't know which one i think julian called this one yep you called tucker carlson uh taking his talents and taking his audience to social media and to twitter and uh he announced that he is going to be doing his show on twitter yes yep the video he put out to announce it as over 25 and a half million views. I mean, this will give him a bigger reach

than any major network could. And I thought he was going to YouTube. I'm going to be honest. And Elon, like I said, will prop him up and champion someone like Tucker. He's critiqued Elon as well too. So I thought that was kind of interesting. But I wonder what Jack Dorsey feels about this.

Listen, this may be host fault at the end of the day. Because he was on the back of a boat with Jack and the next thing I knew, title was with Twitter and then Twitter was sold. and now Tucker Carlson and Elon of the face of one of the bigger social networks in the world. So, Julian, salute to you because you did call this. Thank you. But I thought, I really honestly thought that Tucker was just going to YouTube.

Straight to YouTube. A legit narrative is that he will make a presidential run after this four years. Now, that's sick. And the fact that that was a legit narrative from people, not like just some gossipy blog, like legit news, which is gossip. But even other politicians saying Tucker should run. All we know is this gentleman can read a teleprompter really fucking well. And we said he should run the country. Yeah.

We're not good here. What? We spoke about this the other day. Tucker been getting some shit off, though. I agree. He's been speaking all some things and he looked like he's about to go roll. He looked like he got a peek behind the Wizard of Oz Curtain. And he's about to start talking about a lot of shit he know and a lot of shit he saw.

and I don't know he want to go down that road because you know they send the ninjas at you Oh for sure. Once you go down that road. But I mean, Tucker is very much how I thought about Trump. In theory, this is really good. He's not a politician.

He has his own money. He doesn't care about the system. He'll actually do things differently than the political way. Tucker has an opportunity now in the news as well. It just so happens both of these people are pieces of shit and I wish we had someone that wasn't in this position.

Because I think Tucker can really fuck some shit up. I like that he's already started on his conspiracy theories the week out the gate. About 9-11, all that shit. I think that we need someone like this with the power Tucker has. But I already know Tucker is not a good human being. So him having that power terrifies me. Same way it did with Trump.

I'm not going to lie, Rory. The more I think about this, though, I feel like this is all part of a plan. Oh, I mean. I think him being fired, him now being on social media, where most people get their news anyway. election year? I think this is all tied into something. This is all, none of this is by accident.

This is all, put my hat on. This is, they're running a play here. This is a play. I bet said that I thought with Fox getting sued, we get Tucker's salary out because we already owe a billion dollars. He now doesn't have to testify in court against us. Like, he won't get subpoenas because he's now fired. Fox has to kind of go in a different direction because the Republican Party is starting

to split between the radical conspiracy theory ones and the traditional don't ever kill a baby, gays better not marry world. They're splitting. So they still want a Republican president. If they split and divide but still have the same goal, now they're unstoppable. And the box spots can have all their numbers with the older people. Tucker can get all the polo wearing lacrosse kids. And like you're unbeatable.

And they make it look like they're against each other. And they're not because they just want the same Republican to be elected. Meanwhile, all the fucking Democrats are over here sitting like, hey, we should all just be friends. Like, no, get a new strategy. Go argue. It's clearly the only way it's working. Is that the Democratic strategy? Yes.

This is, this is really like, it used to be the Republicans. This is really some scary shit, though, because the more I look at this video, the Weirback video that Tucker put out on Twitter, this don't feel like it could be AI. What do you mean? Maul. What do you mean? Look at him. Just look at him.

It kind of does look like. You've been watching too much, Tucker. No, look at it. It kind of looks like a cabin in the world. woods. That looks like a green screen. It's just shot really well. What you mean? It's a shot really well. It's an extremely good camera that focuses on him and blurs his background.

Yeah, or Mona Scott invented. Yeah. Or shallow depth of field. Or this is not really him at all. Damaris just explained how cameras work. Yeah. Damaris just looked at me really weird when I explained my Fox divide and conquer theory.

But that. No, what do you mean? This is not a, I don't think this is AI. This is not AI. How do you know that? Okay, quick question. Quick question. If this is not AI, where is the real Tucker? If this is, I mean, if this is AI, they kill Tucker. You're acting like that's, but why you're

acting like we not living in a fucking simulation and anything is possible? The real Tucker Carlson is dead. They fried pan roasted that nigga three weeks ago. They read his eye message and was like, well, he's got to go. They saw he was ready to go rogue. They was like, nah, but he said we're back. We're back. Yeah. No, we're back. I know.

back. You know who else said we're back? Remember Arnold? I'll be back. This is it. No, he's Arnold. I'm telling you. Yeah, yo, y'all think that all of this shit is not, all of this is part of something. This is something like a whole thing is being like unveiled in front of us.

Like, I'm going to question everything now. Anybody that's on TV talking, I'm like, yo, was that really that dude? Because we've seen this, bro, we've seen this AI shit. We've seen the power this AI shit. I'm just saying, I'm not saying it. I've never seen AI that's good. I don't know if they released

like a new version. A new update. Yeah. Like I don't know. Elon has the budget. Elon does have the budget. You're talking to a lot of people with a lot of money. I'm just saying all of this shit, him, Tucker Carlson being fired and now he's on social media where the entire world is almost on social

media and everybody gets their news from 30 second clips just scrolling. Yeah. That's not an accident. That's not an accident. Yeah, I hate to defend them all, but. No, I agree with that. In terms of, I just, I don't think. Fuck you. What you mean you hate I can give you good evidence to support what you're saying. In terms of AI, generally speaking, what we have, what normal consumers have is seven years behind of where the technology actually exists.

So like the military clearance, like the chat, GBT, all that shit that we have that we think's incredible is outdated and old as fuck to the people that have had this seven or eight years ago. Right. So who is to say that maybe that's where they already are. So we've been watching. This could be a version. I mean, I'm just saying it could be. It's not, bro. It's possible.

I'm just saying, but it could exist. Pay attention to the simulation that we live in. Like, question all of this shit. Like, how my mom was like, call me when I asked for the code for the continent. That's fair.

Oh, for sure. You kind of question. I definitely believe in questioning. Question all of this shit. Like, this is not an accident, Tucker Carlson. I'm on Twitter now.

No, that's not an accident. What? So where he knows, again, everybody gets their news from, just go on Twitter and scroll the timeline. I wonder if he plans on monetizing from,

because you can monetize on Twitter and thus far these two videos. Obviously these are like the announcement rolled out videos. Wait, you think he's monetizing like the regular way? No, he would have an exclusive deal with Elon. He may be a 50% owner in Twitter now. That's sick. Yeah, I mean, yeah, they give him like stock and shit like that.

Yeah, I guess. And you realize. Well, the stock's down. He's liquid, though. Also have to realize the play that Elon made with this. If this is official that Tucker will be exclusive on Twitter to deliver us news every day, he is going to take that whole Facebook crowd

that's keeping Facebook alive and bring them right to Twitter. That's a good Elon business move in my opinion. Because Tucker's audience, killing on Facebook. Look at his website. He's got a gun. It's because he's a true, real American.

There you go. Yeah. He's a businessman. These colors don't run. What would they say? But Bud Light doesn't run through those veins. It always kills me because like these. He doesn't piss out a bud. He just shot a transizer Bush can.

He got a jar. He got a tin jar That's chewing tobacco on his pocket You see it right there. He does. That is a He was a billionaire He was born like

That's what he was just about to say that Like you be living in major cities But I'm there Like now he's out in the cabin in the woods Or now he's out shooting like bro Like you live in like Chicago or something Like you don't fucking live in the woods It's like the Justin Timberlake

I'm back to Woods roll out Oh my God That face is like if you were That's like one of the first faces you would see if you first came in America for the first time I landed at the airport, that face would be on a, like, a post or something. Yeah, he has the most punchable face, I think, in media.

No, but see, I was a white woman. That's a punchable face. That believed in, like, pro-life. Like, I would, that would, he'd be my type. That'd be your savior. How do you know? No, that's interesting. If I was a white woman that was a pro-lifer.

I feel like pro-life, white women probably look at him and be like, damn, like, that's a man. Like, I feel, yeah. That's a man. Or they look at Brad Pitt and say the same thing. They probably do look at Brad Pitt at the same way. He looks like a turtle. All about older white women.

Oh, okay, yeah. In that case, yeah, you're right. Yo, Dick Cheney shot somebody in the woods with a shotgun. In the face. And didn't even get probation. Buckshot. Should we stay out in shootings? That wasn't the transition I was trying to make.

But yeah. Thank you, Julian. Good segue. Yeah. So Torrey Lane's, his motion for a new... That was actually funny. I mean, it worked out. Torrey Lane's motion for a new trial has been denied.

He is reportedly facing up to a... maximum of 22 years in prison with a minimum of nine years, I believe. Minimum of nine. Yeah. And he's facing deportation back to Canada because obviously, you know, you shoot somebody and you get convicted of a felony. In America, you're not a citizen. You have to go back to your country.

Do we know what Canadian jails look like? Are they better than our jails? Oh, you can't get worse. I kind of want. Canadian jails are a lot better than American. Yeah, I kind of want to be here than. Canada is just a better place than America, honestly. I'm not defending American jails, Julian, but that sounded very American privileged.

What? There's way worse jails than American shales. All right. Canada seems, I feel like Canada's got it down. Yes. Oh, no, no. I'm sorry. Yes.

And there are some nice prisons in America. Like, if you go to some of these federal facilities. Well, where like Martha Stewart went. Yeah. Like, some of these prisons in America are, you know, they're not bad. What do you got to do to get to those, not the other ones? You have to be rich and white. It depends on the type of crime you commit.

I didn't sign up for that. And then your lawyer, you know, can request for you to be. put in certain facilities and things like that. Usually if you have money, you can request the better facility. Yeah, typically the guy that steals billions and ruins everyone's pension and has their parents die broke will get like three years in a prison with a tennis court. And a lake. And then a lake and tennis.

Caliph Browder will maybe possibly allegedly take a backpack from someone and being Rikers for three years. So yeah, you know, like it's balanced. It's all about balance. It's like everyone gets what they deserve. So Tori, his motion for a new trial was denied and he begged the judge not to ruin his life. Say, I could be your son. Told the judge he could be his son.

So the judge is black if I'm not mistaken. Did you guys hear that? I know the judge looked at him like, my son would never be in court for new shit like this. Did you hear that audio letter, like that over-the-phone prison thing that was sent to the judge? I heard that. It was very PR, lawyer, driven words. Was he trying to sound like Asada Shakor?

Was he Moomy on death row? Like I didn't, there's no way everyone thought him sending that was a good idea. I mean, should have auto-tuned it. This is from the same, but we've heard other audios from him in jail as well. That, you know, you shouldn't just, you just shouldn't be talking on the phone

saying certain things. It's not going to help you in any way. I just think that the judge, because I think the judge did tell the defense lawyer like this is just grand standing at this point. They didn't even want to hear no more of the side. It said we have more than enough evidence to deny this motion for a new trial. How many appeals does he get? Because I think he has a few more. And they're going to appeal it again.

At what point, right, when you know you guilty or some shit, at one point do you take that on the chin? Because like we fight, we fight, we fight. But like, at one point, there's like guilt settling. I don't know. Well, when you're somebody that, you know, some people die with the lie. I've seen people that I know we're lying and they, you know, they go down with the, with the shit.

Oh, I'll die with my lie for sure. Right. Some people, some people are like that. They're just built like that. And then you're talking about somebody that knows that they're facing deportation, somebody that knows that they're going to be away from the music business for at least 10, 9, 10 years. That's a long time in the music business. That was over.

So he's, he's just trying. trying any, you know, at this point, you have nothing to, he has nothing to lose. He has nothing to lose at this point. He has everything to gain at this point. If he begs and pleads and appeals and they give him a new trial, like, he's just trying anything to get out of the position he's in because he has nothing to lose. Yeah, but what I'm saying is at what point does the human part of you kick in? I think narcissism would trick yourself into saying some bullshit like, oh, God will handle me later, but let me get out of jail. Yeah, because people love to say that. Like, he'll probably think in his head, like, I'll make up for it. And if I get out of jail, I'll be so much philanthropy. I'll take care of everyone. I'll be a whole new person. I'll go to church. Like, narcissism will make you do that and then just lie to get out of jail. And it's a fucked up, it's a fucked up position to be in because you're talking about somebody that obviously was very talented, had a lot of opportunities.

We even talked about it at the time had one of the hottest online shows during the pandemic. Oh, yeah, for sure. It was great. It just was so many opportunities. and things that were coming into fruition form based off of just his talents to, you know, now be in a position facing at minimum of nine years in prison and deportation. It's like you really just threw your entire life away. And for what?

A night of ego, drunken, you know, emotional things that you just couldn't control? Well, I mean, for the sake of his family, because you can never blame kids or family members for situations their family members put them in when they're the breadwinner. I hope he liquidates everything. I hope he sells his catalog. I hope he just gets enough money for his family to be all right. I'm going a step further. That's the only thing I could think of to do the right thing to do right now.

No, and I hope that, you know, he finds healing in himself for the things that happened that night because, you know, whether you're guilty of this or not, you know, people still trying to say, you know, spend narratives and say that, you know, he was wrongly convicted. And that's, you know, if you want to be on that side, cool. But the state of California determined that there's enough evidence to convict him of this crime. So we'll go with that. And so, you know, you say, what does he learn from this? You know, during his time away, what does he learn from this?

How does he change from this? How does he grow from this? Well, he won't grow. He's pretty short. What, you know, what examples do you set now for? for people that's coming up now. And that's looking at this and learning from his mistakes. And what message does it send to black women in entertainment

and just in our culture? You know what I mean? So it's a lot of things that you look at from this case that's just so unfortunate because again, we're talking about two very talented people with so much opportunity and things to them that just had something happened that night that derailed their entire careers and their lives. You know what I mean?

like, May could have been killed. I mean, I think it was the DA. Someone in court had put a quote out when they were suggesting his sentencing, which they haven't obviously put out yet, said anyone that fires a gun five times that someone could have killed them. So no. For sure. Like, this isn't going to be some probation shit.

Yeah. It's nine to 22. And, you know, people forget about, everybody's talking, you know, about the suspect in this case. You know, what about the victim? Yeah. You know, how does she heal? How does, you know, because she had to endure a lot through that. Like, and I'm talking about she had to watch people that she probably thought she had a relationship with.

Yes. Like say things about her online. And, you know, and it's kind of like, does she feel protected? Does she feel safe in our culture? Does she feel safe around black? I'm going to speak for me. Does she feel safe around black men? You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's just so many things now that you got to ask about this because, again, this is something that this is not the first time something like this. we've seen cases where, you know, it was tragic and a woman was killed. You know what I'm saying? So it's just, what do we learn from this? Because obviously it affects all of us. It affects you even if you're in the streets and you have nothing. And if you're fucking two very talented people with money and a whole career, it could happen to you too. So it's just a fucked up way to learn about something.

But it is something that we need to learn from. And I only hope and pray that, you know, through this time that Tory, you know, he heals and he becomes a better person and a better man. and I pray that Megan is, you know, she gets to a point where she feels safe and she feels protected and is able to get back to being the person that she was on her way to be in because, again, this was something that was totally, especially the time we were in with the whole, you know, Black Lives Matter and shit like that, this was like completely fucked up for this to happen. I just feel like at the end of the day, if you're the type of person who will shoot at a woman and then drag that woman's name through the mud and then even when you get convicted still,

take accountability and won't even just shut the fuck up and do your time, that you're an evil person. And I don't think that there's much growth that will come of you. Well, I respect that too. Especially coming from a black woman, I respect that. But hopefully they're, and not that it would change anything, but that may take some years of sitting in silence in jail to come to that realization. Yeah, because it get quiet when that cell door closing.

Ain't nothing with you but your thoughts. It's loud now. It's trials. He's still in contact with people. It's trying to come up. with the case. You can lie your ass off at this point. It's going to get real quiet by year three. Yeah. I don't curiosity. Do you guys think that he drops music at all while he's locked up? Yeah. That nigga's still going to be dissing Meg in the pin, bro. He still right in this.

You think so? Well, it's, and I'm not mad at Demar's saying that because I could see that happening, but it's just still crazy to me that even after all of this, people are still saying they don't think he did it. And I'm like, okay, so then who did? Well, at this point, too, outside of that one call when he was talking to Kelsey that kind of like put the nail in the coffin where it was like there's really no reason to think otherwise at this point. With his appeal, him not getting on the stand and I'm never going to pretend like I know anything about being a lawyer. Just common sense would say if I'm going to do an appeal and try to bring new evidence and I didn't take the stand before to tell my side of the story, if I think an appeal would go through, I would have to talk. and if he's not doing that, like, I've listened to Torrey Lane's music.

I listen to the interludes. Like, I know he's, I know he's El Chapo and shit, but I don't think he's that 10 toes down. If he did not shoot that girl, he's saying who did it. For sure. For sure. The fact that he, in the appeal was like, I'm going to get on the stand

and tell y'all what happened that night, and that didn't happen when they were trying to get the appeal, is like, bro, you're making yourself look even more guilty at the point. But again, you is not this 10 toes down for Kelsey. It goes, right, and that's what I'm, and that's what I know you're the biggest kingpin in, in Canadian history, according to your interludes.

But, nah, bro, you're not this guy. You're telling. It's just common sense. And it's, if I'm out with two women, right, and one of them get shot while I'm with, and it wasn't me, I'm going to tell you exactly what the fuck happened, especially when people are saying that I'm the one that did it. Like, what? No, no, no, no.

Y'all not going to paint me to be. be no guy that shooting black women, like, or any women. Like, so I don't, all of that is just like, you know, knowing our cultures, oh, that's snitching, he ain't want to snitch. That's not, that's not what snitching is, bro. Like, the people are trying to say that I shout a woman. And I'm going to tell you and show you that, no, I did not shoot a woman. Like, that just didn't, it did not happen.

So, so you, you, Demaris and Yomi are out. There's a gun in the car. Domeris just starts going crazy. Tells Yomi to dance. She catches one in the big toe. Damn. Damn, I'm not the big tell. And the world is saying,

Maul did it. Can I snitch for you? No, you don't got to snitch. Can you call me as a character witness? It was demaris. You don't even have to snitch for me. I'm going to tell, I'm going to call hit boy and say, send me a beat.

I'm going to tell you niggas. I'm going to tell you niggas exactly what the fuck happened. Before they say that, I'm the one that did it. Like, I'm not, no. That's just, and again, we're not talking about, you know, because people say snitching. Like, these weren't ops. Like, they didn't hate each other.

These were like three friends in the car. They were at a party. Yeah, like, this is not. So it's just like. They went on their way to bribe a bank. Yeah, like, I just don't, I just don't understand how people could still try to paint these narratives of what they think or didn't happen. But the one thing we do know is happen is that his motion for a new trial has been denied.

Good. And that his sentencing is scheduled for, I think, sometime in June. So. Lock him up. Throw it. It is what it is. Again, prayers to Meg. And hopefully she's somewhere here. And she looks.

I'll tell you one thing. If she ain't healed, she look healed. She looked good as shit. She mentally, I don't think, I don't think, you know how long it will take to mentally help from that. Oh, we know what the mental scars are, but, ooh, she looked like she's been taking care of herself. She looks really with that. Got some money back to her mom? Did you guys see Partisan Fontaine's poem that?

I saw it, but I didn't see, I didn't see all. I think it was like a third slide that I was watching the game and I didn't get to like the third slide. But are they're not together tomorrow. We don't know. I think they are. The poem sounds like it was about her. Was this his like we not? together, but I always love you. I always have a special place. That's kind of what the poem was,

the poem was given like they're still together. I don't know. It sounds like it was about her. I don't know those people's business, but whoever it was about, it was a beautiful poem. And I'm also a very big party fan, um, as far as his writing. Ha, ha, ha, ha. And you're top three songs. What? You're a big fan of him? I like his music too, but you're a big fan of him. Yes. You know what DeMaris is saying. She'll jump on them, that nigga's shoulders. If, that's not what I mean. That's not what I'm talking about. I said as a writer, y'all know that party writes for other people, not just himself, right? Where are, yeah.

Okay. He makes great music by himself, too. Yeah, he does. He knows exactly what he writes for. We're not going down this path anymore. Thank you. Like I said, I'm a fan of his writing. All that shows, I know exactly who he writes for.

He's talented, so to hear him to Paul. It's out. I know how to read credit. Yeah, exactly. How do you think Tori will fare in California prison? Well, he's going to be, I think, well, he will, will he do, he have to do his time in California because the crime was committed in California, correct? And then he'll be deported.

Wait, he's doing the nine in Cali? I think so. And then he goes to that's a state case. Yeah, that's not federal that's what happened at. So he has to do his time there. Where else would he do it? Yeah, so I think he's going to be in California in a prison in California. And

listen, man, I know some I know some niggas that did time independent California. What gang does he claim? I'm not sure. I'm not sure. But it's not going to easy. I'll tell you that. The jail isn't easy, period. No matter which state you in jail is not easy, but then when you're in prison for what he's in prison for and people know him, he's a recognizable phase, they're going to know him in there. It's going to be pretty tough. That's also why I said

outside of supporting his, he just has one son, kids, I don't know, and family, he needs to liquidate so he can just start paying some people in prison to make sure he's like. He got to take care of somebody's family on the outside. All right, so who's going to call Kat first? In what regard? So, a guy by the name of Ramir Scatterwaith is filing the motion to Supreme Court

for paternity test because he believes that his biological dad is none other than Jay-Z Mr. Sean Carter. Don't you hate when the legends bite from the younger generation? Like Gibbs just did this last week. How Jay's trying to do it? Shit is weird.

Now, I don't, you know, I don't know, but this man is saying he is the illegitimate son of Jay Z. We're going on what, four or five kids at this point? It's, listen, man. Listen, I get it. Jay was hot in the 90s. This is the least looking child that has accused Jay. No, I can kind of see it. There was a girl.

Wait, no. I love when people say what Eddie just said. And then they take the maternity test and it's not the son. Like, I love that. where you saw that? I see it. The nose. It's the nose.

That's right. And that's not racist. That's not racist. That's not racist. First of all, you can't tell me was racist, all right? He has more of my people. He has more of Moll's nose than JZ's nose. Wow.

That's your son, Maul? That's your son? You was killing him in the home of the Turpins? That's not. Yo, he was waiting for that was. This gentleman is 30 years old. He cannot be my child. Why not?

It's not possible. Yeah, it is. Not my kid. Yeah, you could, I mean, you was ahead of your time. Nah. You was fucking early. No. Well, to be fair, Rory, he's been in this legal battle with Jay-Z for 10 years.

Well, there's another girl that I think looks just like him from, like, one of those Emory counties in Maryland that, like, matches that timeline when they were down there that I always thought was. So he's saying that he just wants, he just wants Jay to recognize him if it is indeed his son and just acknowledge him. He doesn't want any money. I mean, yeah. He doesn't want any, you know, whatever. like, I mean. Okay, so Jay. And he also wants him to take a paternity test.

That's the, right. He's accusing Jay Z of abusing the legal system to avoid taking the paternity test for 10 years. Jay won't take the fucking test. All right. Jay recognizes him. Is this gentleman from Maryland as well?

I'm not sure. Because I understand why Hope probably hasn't done a show in Baltimore anywhere in Maryland. Oh my God. I just said it's like the seventh kid from Maryland. He must be crazy. Yeah, I'm not sure. I'm not sure we're from New Jersey.

He's from Jersey. Oh, so if he's trying. if he's Trenton area. Currently from New Jersey, but that doesn't necessarily mean he was conceived there. If she's from Trenton, like, do we need the death?

I mean, I don't know where you're going with it. But I just don't, I don't know. This is his mother who has passed away. Oh, oh, rest of peace. Oh,

rest of peace to his mom. But do you think that there's a, they got, I mean, she kind of has the same nose too. I don't know, maybe. She does have the same.

Julian, you're pulling up a picture. First of all, the only photo. That shit was dark. Taking out of it. They're taking out of Boost Mobile in 2001. Yeah.

They're not... Wesley Snipes. What, do you want to get a new photo? Well, yeah. That's the only photo they have available of him and his mom? Currently, yeah. Looks like it, yeah. I mean, they can't take another one.

Well, again, prayers and condolences to him on the loss of his mom, but... Again, Jay-Z recognizes him. Now what? Sometimes that's... The world burns? We get another healing album. I'll take it. Yeah, like, I don't know.

I mean, we've seen instances before where... people that are famous find out to have a kid and sometimes more a lot of times it's been the kid didn't want nothing. It was just like, yo, I always knew you with my dad, but I didn't, I didn't know you. I never knew you. All right. Let's ask you guys this question then. In Jay's current status financially, he's chilling, he's comfortable. Say they eventually, say they take the test. Turns out it's his son. Jay being the good person that we, you know him to be, do you think he would just cut him off something to live comfortably, not have relationship with them? Maybe that part's just not in the cards for him,

but at least make him have a comfortable life. If knowing that he's the father. I know everyone thinks that we just defend Jay outright all the time. I don't think that would be Jay's first initial reaction if it is in fact DNA evidence that that is his kid. I think Jay would try to get to know this kid

and make sure he was out. I don't think he cut him off with it. He wouldn't just ignore this kid. If it was his kid, he wouldn't just ignore it. I think that he feels like this is absolutely not his kid, which why he hasn't taken the paternity test. And it wouldn't be anything crazy that would mess up

his family or anything. Like this kid would have been born in what? 1993? No, he's 30, so. No, yeah. Oh, yeah. So 93? Yeah, it's not like it was when he was married

or like it's not some side baby. Yeah, he didn't have a baby on Beyonce. If you've listened to his raps, he went from fucking New York to Jersey to VA to Maryland. Like he, he traveled a bit and he was a drug dealer with chains. I'm sure he ran into some women that he

That's racist. Why is that racist? A drug dealer with chains. A drug dealer with chains? The chains is crazy. You think change just made black women open their fucking crazy. Well, first of all I didn't say black women. No, what do you think about my people? I think chains and drug dealers make all women go crazy. Get down on the floor. Yeah, no, no. I'm making

I'm taking all women down. Get down on the floor. Again, I don't think that Jay feels like this is his child. And I think that the reason why he hasn't taken a paternity test if this gentleman has been trying to get one for 10 years. It's because with a guy of Jay Z. Stature, if he entertain this and take a paternity test, what message does that send to any other women who feel like they had a night with Jay somewhere along his rap celebrity career and he never spoke to him again.

And then they got pregnant around the same time that they may have slept with Jay and another guy. They're going to shoot their shot at the paternity test as well. And now Jay will be pissing in the cup every Sunday for the next eight years. No, you don't want to, you don't even want to open that door sometimes. Yeah. I think that, you know. That's wild parenting, though. I mean, imagine just like telling your kid like, oh,

Jake, dad and. Good luck. Let's go get this test. Listen, man, the freak Nick, the freak Nick doc is coming. I mean, it was a time. You know what I'm saying? The 90s was, it was lit. It was freaky.

A lot of these dudes that's very relevant today, making a lot of money today. They started in the 90s and they were successful and they were young and they were making money and moving around. So, you know, things have. You think these. Sorry, go ahead, Roy. If it does come out in fact that this gentleman is Jay-Z's biological son, will you DM him and say, peace nephew? Yo. You send him the...

Happy birthday. The standard three money bags for men. Will you, like, will you let them know when the family reunion is? Like, plug him in to all the other cousins? What if he get a Rockefeller chain before you? See next to you at the Rock Nation brunch? I just don't have any response. I don't have any response

in it. If it is, then listen, man, you know, your dad is Jay-Z. Life is a little different now. Whether you want money from or not, it's just you can say that. My dad is Jay-Z. That's like a... That's a cool flex. Absolutely.

That's not if there's no perks. I mean, yeah, I mean... No, I'm saying if there's no perks that come with it, it's not cool. I mean, with this perks that will come with it. Like, you'll, just your dad being Jay-Z, there's perks that come with your dad. You're so insensitive. He'd have a father now. Oh, yeah.

Sorry, sorry, sorry. He probably had a phone. I'm sure he'd get into the price. He probably had a father now. He probably has a father. He probably has a father. You don't think people meet their fathers in their 30s and end up having a good relationship with that. It would have a lot of their past.

Those guys aren't Jay-Z. Well, that, that bar. Everybody is acting like Jay-Z and Beyonce is going to take this young man in and he's going to have that. No, he's 30 years old. Who's acting like that? He's 30. What's in your cup right now? Is you tweaking?

How am I tweaking? We didn't say he was going to take... But he's like, no, I know that Jay Z will build a relationship. Jay, why would I want a relationship with a man who won't even piss in the cup? He wouldn't even pissing the cup. I didn't say he was moving in. But y'all, y'all said, no, Jay will have a father now. Jay will get to know him and all the...

Jay won't piss in the cup, bro. You think this man going to want to get to know a nigga that won't piss in a cup for 10 years? And he should at 30 years old realize that that's Jay Z. And I'm sure he's asked every day by women to piss in a cup. Yeah. To not take that personally. And if it's gotten this far, there may be some type of evidence that that really could be his father enough to force Jay to piss his neck up. 10 years, though?

I mean, I mean, I feel like if you, if you, the only reason he would be avoiding this for so long is because he absolutely knows. Like he probably seen pictures of his mom was like, I never even. Because he knows he's the papy. Also, I think that's really ignorant. I don't think you piss in a cup. Isn't it like a swab? Like you're like hair? I mean, they need some, they need some of your dad. DNA.

Yeah. Firm in a cup. Not pissed. Sorry, jerk. Swab your mouth and your cheek. I mean, Jay, I think, did say one rap.

He only pisses out Ace of Spades. Oh, right. Damn. So they go to success, he said. Yeah. But what if the Ace of

space is kind of like, like the home. What if that's Ace? The home COVID test where you could like dip it in a bottle of sunkiss and it comes back COVID positive? What are we doing? Like, what if Ace of Spade is that? What if they like, Jay, like,

like, Jay, like, pours ace in the cup and then they swab and they be like, here, you the dad. Like, wait, that went completely wrong. Yeah, if I was Jay Z, I wouldn't be, and I pissing the cups on it's so ignorant. I'm sorry. Give some of his DNA. But if I was Jay,

I wouldn't be too quick to put sperm in a cup in anybody's facility. I don't think it's sperm. Yo, let me ask you something. Swab of your mouth. I'm going to ask you something. What's say you a cup? Like, what are you freaking?

Sperm, apparently. You think that Jay got to go somewhere and nut in a cup? You're not in a cup. You're coming this cup. What should think they're about to have, And by the way, what are they matching with? Does he come in a cup too?

They put him in a centerfuge and spin him together. What is that? All they need is a swab of the inside of his mouth. And they're going to run that to a DNA machine. Or some hair, right. Or some hair. Whatever. I mean, he should be.

Jay does have a lot of hair now. He should be 23 and me. See if there's some carters or something. Yeah, but I don't think that's, uh, it could work. That actually could work. Can it? This would be a great campaign for 23 and me. Like if you hook up with my mom years ago after a show...

I love your mother and I've... No, I'm not saying. No, Lori, what is wrong? I'm not saying you. I'm just saying if I'm this gentleman. Yeah. Jay Z hooks up with my mom years ago. He's on tour.

Whatever. And how do I find out that my child is related to Jay Z through 23 of me? Because there could be a way that the Carter family could pop up on 23 of me at that thing. Like, I'm sure there's Carter. He has like 15 nephews. Like, you know all of them. Yeah, but there's, I'm sure there's, I'm sure somebody in the Carter family has done 23 me.

Yeah, but I, I, what if they do it? What is she, what if he do to 23 of me and Ty, Ty come back? Nah, see. If I'm, if I'm, anybody in the judge. If I'm Jay or someone of that status, like with that much money, I might pay a company that does like 23 and me to wipe my DNA and data from a database like that, that it's impossible to match with, to be under my. Yeah, but you.

You can't unmasch it. I'm not saying they're 23 meters. Why don't you just... You have to submit your DNA to 20. I know. If I'm Jay, I would submit mine and then be like, any match that's on this,

eradicate them from this. They can't like... Like, I don't want to be connected to anyone. Get rid of them. So that way no one can come after me. That's cool. Some fuck shit like that. Yeah, but that's because

that's why you're the guy that you are. If I was a billionaire, that's kind of a good move. No one can come after me through DNA because it doesn't exist. Okay, but... The kid's 30. Still coming to cup, though.

The kid is 30. It's not like legally he would owe the kid anything. More than. Yes, he would. Legally, he would owe? Child support. Yeah. Yes, back child support.

Bro, he can owe him back child support. Yes, he can. Yes, he can. All right, so cool. Take this two mill and. That's what I'm saying. Give him a Boschia. No, no, no, no.

I don't think the two mill would be back child support. I think it will, it might be more than that or around two mill. Do you think Beyonce purposely started her tour overseas just to get Jay out the country? I promise you that's not why that tour happened I said Australia how far can we go I know you I think Roy just struck gold just now let me assure you that that's not why that tour happened

no there's definitely not why that tour happened he'll be back in Jersey in September another guy that's out here actually having legitimate babies Jesus Christ God damn no I'm just saying you know he knows this is his baby Robert De Niro That just sounds crazy

He's now the father of seven He just had his seventh child At the age of 79 I feel like this something shit Ma's gonna do I would be so mad at my father Why? I would be pissed

That's wild selfish Now I have to raise your fucking kid If I was the youngest And now I'm not the youngest anymore After 79 Like almost what 50 years? 40 years

I'll be pissed off Now I literally have to raise My sibling Yeah you can't give me No little brother at 40 years. Yeah, like, why didn't you Jay-Z this shit and deny it?

And that's racist. He has a way better case. He's 79. That's true. That's his... That might be his... That might be his only... Well, this must have been planned, right?

He has kids ranging from the 70s till 2023. Yeah, he's 79. That's nuts. I'm just saying, like, that's a wild spread. That is a big spread. But... Bobby!

You do think this was planned, though, right? I hope so. You can't... I don't imagine. I can't not, I can only pray. You can't have a kid at 79 and it's not. De Niro's not having babies on accident at 79. But I'm saying, no, no, I don't even mean by playing like, like pull out type shit or like,

come on you. We want to have a kid. Like we had a drunk night and no, not even fucking you had, that's science did that. Like they brought sperm. Why do you? Why do you think that? You mean like there's no. You think cum works at 79 to have a child?

Maybe. Yes. There are plenty of old ass men out of just fucking like. Yes, there are plenty of old ass men out here fucking in nutting. There's. Nah, they gave her the turkey. He based her. Now, so DeMaris, I know she said that with conviction.

There's plenty of 79-year-old men just regularly fucking and having children. And this is where you can get 35% off of Bluetooth. Yeah, there you go. A new Rory and all. Blue two might make his heart explode. No, I mean, listen, man, he's a zero pack. He's definitely, I mean, I don't know. I mean, I don't know if that information came out if they had, you know.

A lab has to do. A whole procedure. Well, yeah. I mean. Why do you think that, Rory? So you don't think Robert De Niro's getting it up. He can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, he can't, it's none of my business.

Yeah, he can, maybe. I don't know. He probably worked up. Why do men get so? We don't know how to answer. Yeah, because we don't want to talk about it. I don't think he's, I don't think he's, I don't think he's, listening to this if someone was trying to tell me I couldn't get my dick up.

I'd feel the way. So I'm trying to respect. Give him some big Bobby De Niro. Yeah, okay. He might be all right. Yeah. But there's no way that you, you know how hard it is for people in their 20s to have a baby off regular sex? You think

79 year old man. It's not hard for people in her 20s to have a baby. I think Bobby took care of himself holy shit. Yeah. I think he took care himself. I think he probably does his squats. And this is his girl. You acting like they fucked once. Seaman, that's really important. You acting like they fucked once and she got

pregnant. Like this is his girl. Like they're regularly fucking. They're not 79. They're not regular. They're not You all. Y'all got Bobby De Niro twisted though. Like y'all can't, how you just throwing Bobby in the coffin like that. Like, just live, man. You're not. That's what he's

doing. He's living and boss an ass. She on top throwing that shit. Yeah. Well, I don't know she's throwing it. Like, he might, she might fuck that hip up. You don't want to, she ain't throwing that. She's not at all. No, I'm saying, you throw, she throw that ass into Bobby's hip like that. He might throw his shit out of commission. He got to be on set.

You think this was purely Bobby her and the Lord Jesus Christ. Yeah. You don't think Bobby or her? Wait, hold on. She is 64. This is it in vitro baby. This is an in vitro baby. She's 64.

What you thought she was 30? She's 64. No, I thought she's probably like in her 40s or she is. She's nasty too. Sorry. Look at how y'all just tried to shame me to try to convince me. No, no, no. These two people just had a baby.

I wasn't trying to shame you. I didn't know that. But she was saying it because he was 79. Once you say she's 64, then absolutely, there's no way she can. Oh, so you guys are just shitting on women's fertility. No, no. No, I don't know. Women have a.

No. No, scientifically women have a clock that has a shorter amount of time on it than men. What'd you think his sperm count is? Like 20? I don't know. Bro. What the fuck? He could be with a 25, real, which would be the sickest thing ever with every egg that she possibly could have.

How much sperm is coming out that thing? I have a sister who has a father, her father had her at 70, bro. Like, damn. Dix is still working. Here's the thing. 70, I would actually give more bail. You realize once you get to that age, that's a little. wild quote. There's a difference between

20 and 29. Yeah, whatever. Not much physical difference. 70 and 79 is a death sentence. That's an eternity. Yo, I need that as a sound effect. That is wild old. The drastically difference with health with a 70 year old and a 79 year old, especially when it comes to creating a kid. Please Google if any 79 year old has ever had a child.

Say that shit again. Would you just say? I have no idea what I said. What she should say? I can't repeat it. Five for nine. He said, Dix is still working. Niggas Dix is still working. You know your dick is working, but you're working. Yo, that's just a wild thing

to just throw out in the conversation. You know, niggas Dix is still working. Like, whoa. It's like, I know what you mean, but like to just throw that on the tape with your own like a debate. That's kind of wild. What's about Robert De Niro?

I'm trying to talk about science. Like, not it works. That's almost like she had the big joke You're like, niggas dick to still work. Like, all right. We're not dealt with you. You got information. We don't.

Like, you did the studies. You did the science. We understand. It's all good. You're the best. Well, congratulations to the hack. No. Yo.

Following that, I know, congrats to the happy couple. Is that not wild selfish of him, though? Because he's going to die in like three years. Remember last episode? What? What? Julie. Last episode, Mall said the adopted kid should,

should have mandatory therapy, which I understand. This kid needs mandatory therapy. Oh, D. Oh, man. The mom is going to live so. He's like 10, 11-0. That's it. Can we get a little more than that?

People live in 10th grade. This child is fucking doomed. That's poor kid. At least he got that De Niro bag. Hopefully, Jay-Z's the real father because my God. Holy shit. Yo, Doja Cat announced her new album. Well, she, Doja Cat, first of all,

shook up the entire internet and the entire culture with her tweets over the last few days. She's been fooling all of y'all. She doesn't want to make pop music or allegedly because then she said her tweets were saying everybody's mad. She's purging. My comment section on IG used to be only positivity because I was doing what everyone wanted me to do. And I love that I can see through the bullshit now.

It's nice. Much love to everybody else that's been down since day one. I appreciate it. And then she's a planet her and hot pink. cash grabs and y'all fell for it. Now I can go disappear somewhere and touch grass with my loved ones on an island while y'all weep for mediocre pop. Well, those who don't discount yourself.

Fishing grass on an island is fire. That's fire. It is fire. Gotta love that. Maybe she thinks she has better pop records. Or maybe she, well, we may have the conversation when that, that move record came out. And I told, I don't know if it was where. I told somebody that was like, yo, this girl's definitely trolling.

Like, I knew that that was just a troll record, like of her saying, watch, I can make the record that's absolutely. stupid, dumb. I'm dressed up like a cow. Bitch, I'm a cow. It's not hard. That's not as hard as fuck. I was admittedly a

doja hater in the beginning. That's probably why I like her so much because I remember going to one of the first Made in America's, whatever. She was on the main stage doing that cow record. I was like, oh, music is doomed.

I didn't know anything about her. But that was her way of saying, trolling. You get in, you make this type of song that's just absolutely people, like it's almost like saying sometimes as artists we over think and overcreate when it's like the world is in love with such mediocre shit at this point I can put out a record that's moo I'm a cow bitch I'm a cow and just grab everybody's attention and then start making

music that now they think it's hot but it's like music I don't even want to really be making this is not the shit I want to do and now she's hitting you know the internet saying like she fooled everybody, he fell for it. It was a cash grab. Her new music is coming. We talked about her possibly putting out a full rap album because we believe that that's what she wants to do. Well, she put out more snippets

since we last spoke about this and I'm sure some of you are sick of us talking about it, but I mean, she's replying, so we're going to keep talking. Jay Cole could never. Those three snippets, name of Jay Cole's song better than those three snippets. I mean, just name one. Now you trolling.

What dreams? dreams, yeah. Yeah. I like the fact that she just she just knows how to she knows how to grab attention. Two hours a minute. She knows how to keep attention

and she knows how to create and give people what she wants them to have in the middle of doing all of that. So I think this is just another example of her. Last week she was at the Met Gala dressed up as a cat.

She trolls with truth, I think. Yeah. I think there's a lot of trolling. It's a madness. She was doing the changing her rap name and all that other shit. And, you know, obviously replying to people calling her

a FMF Doom. Which is a hard dick. That's hilarious, by the way. And shout out, I forgot the Reddit at name on our Reddit on the J-Cole versus Doja thread that was there. Someone said that Doja Cat was going to go platinum with no feats.

And I thought that was the funniest fucking thing for it. It's dope. We've had a good week with the Stinkstar, no feats. Stink stars legendary. People have been very funny on the internet. But yeah, I'm still excited for this Doja album. I actually hope she's not trolling with these snippets.

I don't think she is. They sound really good. I think she's going to give us some dope shit. I mean, Doja is, she's an artist. She's, you know, sometimes the artists create a world in their head and they kind of force you to come into that world and you have to figure it out and try to understand what the artist's brain and things like that.

But I think Doja is just having fun. But also I think she is very, very talented. it. So I think she's, you know, she knows how to play with the audience and play with the culture a little bit and rile people up. But then she's going to give us some records that are going to be absolutely dope and shit that we're going to love. So I think this is just another part of her art, having fun. Yeah. I'm with you. We're not dead. By that I mean the New York Knicks. Yeah. New York Knicks, man. Listen, man, first of all, well, by the time y'all are hearing this, it will be, well, game six is tomorrow. Game six is tomorrow. The game will be, yep. Game six is

tomorrow so hopefully by the time you're hearing this getting ready to get another victory um i'm just happy that that the nicks didn't go down in miami and and close the season out like that they get a game a game six uh in miami now well i'm glad they didn't go down to the to the miami at home they they forced the game six in miami anything could happen go get game six game seven in manhattan at madison square garden anything could fucking happen that'd be incredible Just got to go get game six. I know I counted the Knicks out. I thought it was over.

But, I mean, they're still, you know, happy that they forced the game six, but it's still a lot. It's a lot of basketball to be played. We have to win three in a row. I mean, we have one, but it's tough. But listen, get game six. We beat him with Jimmy. That was big. Get game six.

That's a good win. You know, Jalen played like they needed him to play all 48 minutes. Julius, he came out of his slump a little bit, was a more aggressive. Where are they going to be on Friday? Miami. Miami, right? In Miami. They're in Miami tonight.

And if they beat the heat, who did they play? It's looking like Philly. Yeah, it looks like a Philly. Yeah, that's so good. It's looking like Philly. Which would be kind of higher too. So I just want the Nix to force a game seven in the garden. That'd be honest.

I think even if I know Nick fans don't want to hear this, but even if they lose a game seven in the garden, I think the Nicks can look at that as they had a great season. No, it changes the culture. of the organization. It's still a great season for the Knicks. I think they go win game six, most importantly. Just forcing the game seven second round against the Miami Heat, I think the Knicks can, even if they lose,

I would love for them to win it. But even if they lose, I think they walk away from that. This was a great season. I'll be honest with you, even this is coming from an abused Knicks fan, so don't take it seriously. Them winning last night or two nights ago, to me is kind of what you're saying.

If we just would have went out the other night, That would have sucked. It just would have sucked. This actually made me feel like this season was a success just winning that match. Just winning that game. And that's like we stayed alive. It's 3-2.

It's not that embarrassing. Bro, I'm telling you. I still feel that. It's amazing. It's amazing what one win could do for the season. Just one game. Win game five. Don't go out on the home court.

Don't let the heat beat you. Force of Game 6 in Miami. Now the pressure's on them. Cross the board. Because they don't want to come back to the garden for game seven. I can tell you that right now. Miami does not want to get on that plane Friday, Saturday night, and come back to New York for Game 7.

They do not want that. So the pressure's on them to win, the Knicks has got to go out and play hard. Hopefully they get it done. Lakers and Warriors, the Warriors are, listen, man, they're still alive. Yep. He's still alive. AD got head injury last night toward the end of the game. We don't know what he looks like for Game 6.

I rolled out in the wheelchair. Was that official? Yeah. Yeah, that was a lot. I think it was, I think it may have been a concussion or something. It had been something. I thought it was just a scratch. He got hit with like an elbow, an arm to the side of the head.

So it probably was a concussion protocols. He probably got a little dizzy, little lightheaded. So I think they're probably just being careful with him. I think he will play game six. But again, man, the pressure's on the Lakers now. Yeah. Because now they have to win game. They don't want to go back to Golden State for game seven because, you know, they go back to go.

Listen, I know I call Steph Curry a top five player of all time already. Go ahead. No, no, no, never. and the internet kind of called me crazy for saying that. Let me say something now. Say it. If the Warriors come back and win this series, I don't think anybody can argue that.

I don't think they can argue it now, but yeah, I'm with you. But if they come back and win this series... That's the nail on the coffin. There is no more debate about if Steph Curry is a top five player all time or not. I think he's top five already, no matter what happens with this series. But they win three in a row against this Laker team and Anthony Davis been playing the way he's playing.

Hopefully he's able to go game six because I know if he don't play and the Warriors win and say oh that's because Anthony Davis was like this so I want everybody have their full deck everybody have all of their troops

but if the Warriors come back from this 3-1 I don't think anybody can argue that Stefan Curry is a top five play at all time yeah I think it's over at that point I don't know what happened to Boston

I had them beating Philly doesn't look like they're going yeah past Philly so so there you have it and then Katie and the sons they look they got some life They got some lives.

They play tonight. Never poker's playing his assholes. Oh, man. You know, can you imagine though Knicks, Philly Eastern Conference Finals? That's like, ooh. That's like the Turnpike series.

Remember the Subway Series? That's going to be wild, though. Yeah, we got to watch to see what girls is going up and down to turnpike that week. An hour and a half difference. Oh, yeah. They're going from Starlets, down to Onyx and Philly.

We know where they're going, yeah, up and down. And listen, I have done that at night. I've done that Philly trip in 45 minutes. Mm-hmm. You can hit that. Turnpike if there's no traffic at 2 a.m. You 30 if you're in a certain car.

Yo, the city is going to be crazy. If the Knicks are in the fucking Eastern Conference fight, the city is going to be crazy. It's going to be crazy. I just want to see, just force a game seven and anything can happen. I also want to see the strip clubs. Can we, you think that to reactivate the strip clubs in New York? No. If y'all win.

The strip club coach in New York is, it's terrible, man. Because, again, the bartenders look better than dances. And it's like, dudes that come from out of town, they used to the girls that dance being the prettiest girls in the club. They don't understand this waitress, bartenders that are beautiful. Not some of the dancers, some of the dances are okay, but it ain't what it was 15, 10 years ago, no. And Only Fans are starting to kill. The way the bartenders kill the strippers, only fans is about to kill the bartenders. Yeah.

These chicks are not going to Starlets for a six-hour shift for fucking $1,000? No. No, they told you my feet. They tell you, they can stay at home and reply to DMs. They're like, yo, I'm not, what's that meme that goes around? to like um my my my uh my day of pampering is like at least a thousand dollars that's that's a that's a me i'm not in that algorithm some girls are saying that i was like i read that shit i said a thousand dollars for maintenance that's tricking i said what are you a Ferrari no i'm not gonna i'm not

I'm not gonna lie to you that's that's that's yeah no yeah that is that's a lie no it's not a thousand dollars why it take a thousand dollars bro huh like what you look like that it take a thousand dollars yeah it's no it's just the prices has skyrocketed. The braids I have in my hair right now were $350 before tax. Damn. My eyelashes are too much. Tax? You put cut on that shit? How much is it? I mean, I'm sorry, before tip.

No, tax. Before tip. I'm about to say this bitch is, this head braid is changing the game. 350, the eyelashes are $235 for a full set. The eyelashes are $235. Not all of them. Not all of them, but a full set.

What is like a hyper? Thick ones. And then the fucking, the fills that you get every three weeks are $1.70. 60? This hat was free. My friend, NBA paint, really talented artist. Makeup is super expensive. I don't makeup.

It's $60. That's just for the vagina. If you're going to wax your legs, fucking laser hair removal, all of that shit. Yeah, $1,000 is actually not that far off. And I'm just a regular person. I'm not one of the girls selling pussy. I can only imagine what you're making.

Cardi circle. But if you're selling pussy, that's an expense. You can write that off. True. $1,000. You shouldn't have someone else do that. You should spend that. You should get a tax break.

You should be a business, like, a business advisor. He should be a business, but he has a business. Somebody told me that the only fans' chicks that have managers, it's a manager replying to guys. It is. No, they have, there's a, there's a farm. There's somebody managers. It's like the same way.

I know a girl that. That's insane. Yeah, I know what girl that was doing. She started responding to some of them, but she did have somebody responding to most of them. I would never like my client that much. It's like how I used to do the Instagram seating. Can you imagine? If you were getting a dude

managing one of those girls and you have to reply to the guys. If you were getting 20% of 2 million a year, yes you. It's not that difficult though. Yes, you would. Replying to horny men all day for $2 million? 20% of that shit's automated.

Oh, wait, 20% of $2 million? Yeah, you got to look at dick picks all day. No. Sorry. I'll get it another way. I'll get that $200 grand another. I'll get it somewhere else. That shit is crazy that because they call it the managers.

They call it with it. That's your pimp, man. That is not your. That's virtual pimping. Nah, but the men, but the managers are getting paid like the talent. The pimp would get all the cut. Yeah. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying, virtual.

I mean, once you put virtual in from the pimping him, it's changing, it's changing everything. No, he's an employee. No, I mean, he's a, he's a, he's a, he's a overseer. He's a manager. He's a, you know, he's just making sure like, okay, this is what you run to digital. Yeah, this is what you. you got to do today, get these knocked off.

We got to send these pictures. Boom, one, boom, boom, boom, get that done. Yeah. Sick. Yeah, but if, no, that's not pimping. That's not pimping. That'd be better pimping, Rory. They're selling sex.

Damn. You're not. They're not fucking. Well, the idea of sex. Yeah. That's not pimping. It's not pimping. It's marketing.

Y'all think if somebody go our only fan. That's what Don Bishop Magic Ward said. So in what? Nothing. What? Nothing. You said, can you go on an only fan? That's not what the fuck I said.

You want a only fan? That's not what I said. What did you say? I did nothing. Nothing of importance. Nothing of importance to conversation. Did you say you was selling feet picks at one point? I never in my fucking, yo.

I never in my life said I was selling feet. Why you shaming people that do? Demers is wearing Yeezys right now. She got anti-Semitic toes. And, yeah, Sadita's guy. You didn't say you were selling, oh, you was thinking about selling your, I said I thought about it at one point. How much money have they offered you to sell?

Who's that? She's smiling. She got an offers. That is their business. But, wow. It is our business. Not more than you guys pay me. Wait, are they in our voicemails?

They pry in our voicemails. Are they in our voicemails? Because Maul and I have not listened to any of these voicemails. For those that don't know, we have a voicemail thing that you can call in and leave us a message and we will reply to it on air. But before we do that, though. Now I got to know. No, hold on, but before we do that. They're in there asking Demaris for feet plates.

If you. I want to cut. D' Maris, if you were staying at four seasons in a suite. Right. Okay. Okay. Why was I there for business? Sure.

Yeah. Like it's y'all expense. Okay, cool. Go ahead. Yeah. Well, not our expense. Say you on vacation. You're on vacation.

And the manager at the hotel snuck into your room at night of the Four Seasons and was like, yo, just let me suck on your toes. I'll comp this entire stay for you. Would you let him do it? No. That's cat. No, and this is why. No, no, no, no, no, no. No.

No. And this is why. Because I feel like if you are insane enough to enter my room. and offer to suck my feet, then you would also kill me. You would kill me and take my toes. Don't put that on foot fetish, people. It's not about having a foot fetish. You can have a foot fetish.

It's the way you handle the foot fetish. You mean that man looks like he'd kill someone? Look at him. He looks harmless. No. Me and my fucking toes would be dead. Nah. Maybe he likes it.

He looks like he generally just want to suck your toes and then go downstairs. He looked like he would collect my toes. Genuinely want to suck toes is funny. Yeah, he's like he just want to go suck some toes and then go downstairs and just like hit the deluxe. like the comp button on your stay at the hotel Maybe have coffee after that

Now I'm saying you in the continent Because then you suck in everybody's toes So what if you got athlete foot tongue Athlete tongue And you suck my tongue? He was also sucking on man's toes Is that hip hop mall? That my friend is not hip hop

This is where I want my flowers At the end of the episode Okay go for it In London I tried to tell you all these Hotel night managers are creepy And you guys thought I was being a bully When I asked him when he wouldn't leave me alone And kept coming to my own

Are you trying to suck my dick? Like, why do you keep coming to my room? He was trying to suck your toe. Well, he was coming to your room because you were jamming in the room. Jamming so funny. Okay. You was having a fiesta. And we're not going to have to repeat the whole thing.

But the first time, he was legitimately right. Yeah. And then after that, I felt like he was waiting for the party to die down so he could shoot his shot. He came when it was dead quiet. Oh, you thought he was trying to fuck. I said that to him because he kept coming. I said, yo, you're trying to fuck me? Like, get away from my hotel room.

Stop knocking on my door. Somebody can't let me down. He definitely beat. Was it this gentleman? He definitely beat himself. Yeah. You look at that face. You remember that face? That's a face you can't forget right there.

He definitely jerked off. I don't think I would be his type. Yeah, no. He looks like he likes like, like, uh. Mall's toes. Yeah, definitely your toes. Definitely not my toes. He probably thinks he's progressive.

But that's, all right, but I call Cap with this whole shit. You can't, somebody can't sneak in your room. First of all, in the hotel. Well, he's a manager. He's got the key. But you still hear somebody coming in your room. Not if you're a sleep. You know, not everybody can hear that?

Like. Yeah, I could. If somebody walks into your hotel room, you can't hear the motion to the children room? You think he's stomping the yard or do? You think he's telling you to the fucking tulips. He's been thinking about this for months. You can't hear your hotel room. Do you soon as somebody putting the key in it?

Some people will be knocked the fuck out. I don't. Any room sleep? Any hotel. Any room sleep. As soon as that key goes into the door, I hear. When we go to L.A., you get the big ass suite. Your bed is nowhere near the front door.

You're not going to hear shit. And I'm just, are you crazy? There's like that double door that closes. You can sound, you won't hear that. We don't have the heater. close that door. But you can. Yeah, but I don't. You can't hear the housekeeping when they put the key in the door when they, like if you didn't

hit them knock. If it's a touch thing. If I don't hear them knock, I hear that key on the thing. Immediately and I'm like, come back and like, what do you bobby swagger? Like you, like in the middle of your sleep, you have, you just hear everything. Yeah, you hear that. I can hear somebody's trying to enter a room while I'm sleeping. Absolutely. You're a Navy seal. Okay, well, let me, let me let me let you know a lot of people when they're in their dead sleep. They can't hear that. Well, you niggas need to wake up in your sleep. No. You niggas need to wake up. Can you wake up in your sleep?

Huh? Yeah. Like when you go to bed, Dad? Yeah. Do you wake up that first? You can't wake up in your sleep. You can't wake up in your sleep.

You can't wake up. Y'all never been sleeping and you walk up. Talking about a dream? Yeah. You never woke up in your sleep, but you wasn't like up in real life yet. Like you wasn't never like dreaming that you were sleeping and woke up from like dreaming.

Yo, imagine you think you're fighting your sleep paralysis demon. And it's just this nigga trying to suck. That's what I was about to say. That's cat, man. The fact that I'm not looked at as a trauma victim pretty much what this guy did in this one-night to this person happens to me twice to three times a week with my sleep paralysis.

It's the same thing. Nobody, this is cat, man. Nobody can't sneak in your room while you sleep in it and just start sucking your toes. That's not possible. You can't tell me that to be I sleep where somebody can sneak into your crib and get all the way into your bedroom, move the blanket.

The hotel room is. it's a bedroom. But I mean, well, you just said, depending on the type of hotel room you have, you could have a living room and a bedroom, dick. So then, right? Yeah. Yeah, the fuck is he talking about. You act like the bed as soon as you're doing every door.

It was at a Hilton and Nashville. It's definitely one room. Yeah. Yeah. That was a studio. By the way, I'm still saying in one room, I may not hear that. Bro, you can't. I don't have a lot of y'all sleeping.

You can't feel somebody walking in the room while you sleeping? Y'all don't feel that? I feel the energy because I'm spiritual. You don't feel that? Like if you sleep and somebody's walking like you. You're just going to let her get that off. What you said? You're just going to let her get that off.

What did you say? Say it again. I said, I feel the energy because I'm spiritual. You know, I feel you. Yeah, no, I didn't think that. When you lay it out there like that, that's almost like, yo, this niggas 70-down with mad dick. Like, what you do?

Dicks is still working. Mad dick's still working. Whatever you just said like that. Isaac and Abraham woke her up. you know 79 you and dick still work Mark what do you Yo if it's a guy's plan You just said you can feel it

Even if you don't hear it What do you think you're feeling I mean it's definitely There's definitely energy Like you can just feel when another energy Is in the room for sure Like I feel that shit I feel with somebody

The same way you can feel With somebody staring at you I think I'm like half like dog Sam Like you know what dog No you know No way Right

Right You know what dogs know when You know when dogs Know when somebody's at the door Even if you don't hear them No that's you Yeah, that's me. I think you fool dog.

I don't think you have dog. I can feel that. I can feel that shit. So he's dog. Your cat. Yeah. Wow. That's not funny.

Cat dog. Cat dog. No, I know. I can feel that shit. That's what I'm saying. I think it's cats. I say somebody walked in a hotel room and just thought. Rory is Garfield.

I like spaghetti. It's lasagna. It's lasagna. Damn. Oh. No, that's the same shit when you think about it. Like, spaghetti and lasagna is like, like, like, like, like spaghetti is just lasagna. that was putting a neutral bullet.

That's all it was. I get it. Yeah, it's just flat spaghetti. Yeah, that's just, you know, the spaghetti that was putting the twist, I get it. Okay, should we do this new segment? Let's do this new segment.

So we have this voicemail thing set up now on our Patreon thing that's describing. The Amazon guy was just here and you had no intuition. Who? You didn't know the Amazon guy was outside. Just now. That's why I can't believe.

You just said you like the dog that could tell when someone that they're doing. The 25 minutes, he was out there. The Amazon guy was. I just like literally 30 minutes ago was outside for an hour. He was buzzing up. That buzzet never rang. Your ears didn't perk up.

That buzzer. That buzzer didn't rain. Yeah, but you got that son-on-up. Me, Rory Yomi, was sitting here. That buzzer did not right now. If he was at one of these doors right here, I definitely would have been like, if he was in the studio. No, like the exit door right there. I would have knew somebody was standing in there, bro.

I'm telling you, I got that, I got that shit with me. Don't worry about it. You got ESPN. He got that dog in him. I got that dog in me. So we. So we created this voicemail thing. What does it?

Speak. Yeah, yeah. So I'm super happy. So what's called? The rules of this are. Pausing them, not you. You call into our, you subscribe to our Patreon first step. Once you're on a Patreon, you will have access to this link where you can click the link,

leave us a voicemail where you can ask us about advice on your love life, work life, anything personal that you may not be comfortable talking about with anyone else. Or like asking us if something is hip hop. we'll go through the audio we'll play two to three depending on time's sake on the actual episode that comes out on tuesdays and Fridays so if you want to hear your voice on the pod please subscribe to our patreon and we will read your message and answer your questions yes subscribe to the patreon and leave a message on speak pipe if you wish to leave us a message and we will play some of them in response to some of them now um we've been getting a bunch of these it's a few in there

little a bit much. But we're going to answer some that are we feel like the viewers would enjoy. Yeah. I've only heard one of them. In further record. You guys have way more than me. I haven't shared. No, I haven't shared.

None of you have this login. I haven't shared it with anyone on the team. So these are all real live reactions. And how many did you send to Demaris that were feet picked requests? Yeah. If you want to see my feet, leave a voicemail. No, no. Just subscribe to Patreon.

There's no extra fee. Just subscribe a Patreon. You get her feet. You'll leave a voicemail if you want to see my feet. What? Got the audio? All right. Here's the first one.

Yo, Rory Mall in the gang. What's up with y'all? How y'all doing? I hope y'all doing groovy. I need some real-nigger relationship advice, though. And yes, Rory, you're included. You are a real nigga even though you're not a nigga. But anyway, how do I let go of this, bitch?

Me and my shirtie ain't rocking no more. She ain't my shirty no more. And I just need to know, how do I get her out of my mind? How do I get her out of my space? out of sight, out of mind, whatever you want to call it, you for me. I don't need that energy no more. I got too much going on and I'm trying to focus. So how do I let go?

Okay. I'm calling Cap that you got too much going on. Well, he said out of his space. So when he said, do they still live together? I think he probably stalking her. He's probably stalking her? Why he said he can't let her go? Why did you put that on her?

I mean, that's a fair assessment because he said he can't let her go. He can't seem to stop thinking about her. he can't seem to get over her. Been there. The only way to truly, truly get past someone is to... Fuck another person. Get a new one.

Yeah, get another one. And maybe a bunch. Yeah, throw that one away. Go out there, be a hoe. Get the new model. It's so funny. At one point, I, like, thought I was a mature person and thought that was terrible advice.

No. The older I've gotten, that is by far the best advice. To be a ho? When you're trying to get over a girl as a man, speaking for men. Yeah, just man. Speak for a little. Just, just, just, just, just, just, just, just,

throw a condom on and go fucking nuts bro. I don't like that first part. You just got to, yeah. Get your mind off. Then what happens now when, after you have sex and you come and then you're in the shower and then reality starts to hit you as the suds are in your hair and running down your shoulders.

Now you realize you're still the same empty, lonely soul that wants to know if she's out giving that next guy, the same head she used to give you. And that's when you go back to last lap and then just find another one. Rents and repeat. And instead of that feeling starts to come, you do that until you find a girl that's actually going to fill that hole in your heart. He also didn't tell us how long they were together, which I found interesting.

So is this one of those like they're on and off? Were they a long time relationship? We don't know how long it was. Maybe it was a situation. Well, he just wants to know how he can get over. So the quick answer to that would be just go out and start dating different women. Or men, I don't know, you know, try that. Maybe that'll work for you.

Demas, what do you think? me? Yeah. Oh, I ain't doing the answer that. Why not? None of my exes can get over me either. As a woman, what would you tell other women how to get rid of the place? Wait, what?

Here she goes. None of your exes can get over you. It's a nigger that's way over you out of your time. Oh, for sure. Yeah, so we're not doing that. Don't just say like, you. Yeah, but it took him a long time, so I don't want to give him advice. Yeah, but I mean, it would be nice for a woman.

You don't want to get women. Wait, the other guy or this guy. No, him. Oh, I'm talking about for women. How do you get over, how do you get over a guy or girl, whatever, quick. They don't. You start accepting some of them DMs.

No, the real answer is for women. Women usually, we just go get another degree or another job or another skill or like we make our time, get busy. A degree? Yeah. Women, they'll go add another title. Women will go do that. Women will go back to school.

Oh, like put a. Okay. Okay, got you from heartache. Yeah. That's what women do. Get busy. You are giving women way too much. Oh, no.

A lot of women go home, but that's not the way to do it. Like put public. figure in their bio. That's the title. Or they, you know, become like Amazon. Most of them do 90% of them go to the gym, go hard.

Yeah, go hard. Start trying to look better. That's kind of what I do. When I'm like in that, I'll lift. I like need to be moving physically to... Why are you laughing? Get over heartache.

Not even heartache. Like if I just need to clear my head, that's not even like a love thing only. That's like if I just need to clear my head in general, just like sweat, lift. Just beat off. Just go out there and just... Ugh.

Fuck that bitch. Lift. And then never throw my kids. That's how you think Julian be working out? Gotcha. I mean, if you still want to be with her and you're into manipulation, I don't know, go to therapy and pretend like you changed. That's a good one. That's fake healing.

That's, that's, that's, I've seen men do that plenty of times. If you want to stay with a girl, like, yo, how do you finally change? I'm working on me. I'm going to therapy with you. You know, you changed my life. It wasn't for you and my mistakes. Yeah. We wouldn't be here now.

That's a good one. That's a good one. When you really make a man better, he just go, like, get a new bitch. Or a better bitch. That doesn't have. Oh, there you go. that doesn't have the fucking danger. I mean, that doesn't have the damage that he already did to her.

Like, he'll fuck you up and be like, yo, you really changed my life for the better. I'm so much better now. And then go to the next bitch. We would never. My bad, dog. I ain't even mean. We'd never do that.

Ever. All right. Well, we hope that helps. Should we try another one? I don't know. Is that with Fab and Neil we're talking about? Okay, let's do another one. What's up guys?

This is your time from Georgia. It's this hip hop. Me and my friends went to the movies. And as we was leaving, one of the guys told everybody good night. Ma, I feel like that's up your alley. Yeah.

This is ISO. This is just a mall question. I only have one question. So to answer that question, that's definitely not hip-hop. What? You can't tell a homie's good night. What was the movie?

It don't matter what the movie was. You can't tell, yo, good night. What if it was like the Avengers? What if it was a midnight showing? Yeah. Have we ever told each other good night? We've literally never said good night. Like, think about that. I don't think I've ever told a man, good night. You just go, all right, bro. You went looking at y'all text thread for a good night?

No, I know. You think I text Rory Good Night before? Let me look. I was trying to remember night. I was trying to remember which disc, it was disc one or two of life after death. It can be hip-hop. One of my favorite Biggie songs is Last Kiss Goodnight. Okay. It's hip-hop. Last Kiss a long kiss, good night. Either way. Still gay, but Long kiss good night is killing somebody. This is a lot. Yeah, but like it was a metaphor for saying goodnight to his homies from the movies. Yeah, it's killing the night. So what would you say to give this gentleman

something to tell me? That's not. Instead, what would you say? So when you hanging out with the bros, um, you Julian and Rory just left. You don't say good night. We say, yo, peace later. Are you just jealous because you've been going to movies, you've been going to movies solo now. So like, you don't have anyone saying, good night now. Don't say like, this is. Don't say, like a every Wednesday thing. Just last two times. Yeah, twice.

That's twice. I'm a big get home safe guy. Get home safe. Yeah. I say that to people. Yeah. Yo, stay dangerous. Stay dangerous.

Look, men don't even know what to tell each other. Good night seems so much simpler now, right? Yo, stay dangerous. Why are you telling me to stay dangerous? I'm just going home. That's not hip hop, though. You can't tell your homie's good night. And you can't tell Julian that when he's scared of guns.

Yeah. You can say hard to stay dangerous. What is that? What is that? You can't stay dangerous. Julian stay dangerous. It's drinking three, like, coronas and, like, driving. Like, that's just staying dangerous.

Where's seepo? Yeah. But, no, you can't tell the homies good night. You say peace, later. Sometimes you just leave and don't say shit. That's always a good one. But that's not hip-hop. You can't tell.

Men can't tell each other good night. My favorite is, like, all right. Yeah. Hit me. Yeah. Yeah, that's it. Like, men don't know how to say bye. We don't know how to say bye.

We don't know how to say bye to each other. It's like, yeah, we just do some weird shit with our hands. Yeah, me too, man. just walk away. All right. Well, I'm, I'm gonna start saying good night to y'all. Thank you. He means, like, y'all.

Just y'all me and Damaris? Yeah, like, don't tell me. I'm gonna say goodnight to you at 3 p.m. No, when we were roommates to Mexico. We didn't, we didn't say goodnight to each other? Eddn, I will kill you my business. I know damn well, I've never told you good night. Before he fell us, when you went out.

You didn't say sweet dreams? No, I would literally choke. Edith, I would definitely try to suck your toes. Eddard, I will choke you with two. I would choke you into you are no longer with it. Stop playing with me like that. I hated every moment of sharing a room with you. Why?

It was bad chill. I hated it. You guys did your prayers together? Fuck out of here. You know, he snoring. You can't. He snoring is so loud. Oh my God.

His snoring is crazy. I'm like, I cannot believe. I thought you would hear. Oh, yeah, you do hear everything. You're right. I had no choice. I heard it from the other side of the house. I was a dogger.

What? Fuck. I never told any good night. Probably stood over him with the fucking hand. Should we do another one? Let's do one more, Jew. But men should say good night to each other. Yeah.

I like you. And even if you don't want to go that far, this stay safe, get home safe is good. Even if you just say I love you, you don't got to say good night. Just say I love you. But if you say I love you,

you got to say bro. No, not even on no gay shit. You never know what the next time you're going to see somebody. Yeah, but you got say bro at the end or man. Yeah, I love you. Yeah, like, I want men to say that more. I just, I love you. No, I can't put the eye.

Yeah, I love you, bro. That's dope. I think that's dope. Niggas, I say love you, but won't say good night. I mean, I said, I told, like, my friends love you before. Yeah. Yeah. But now I'm saying, like, leaving the movie, I love you, bro.

Stay dangerous. Yeah. You don't got to throw the stage. Yeah, like, it matters. Because that's how men talk. Am I lying? Yo, you are. I've never told that.

And my friends stay dangerous. It was like a YG single. Like, this is that. Stay dangerous. No. Yeah. I mean, the only real advice you've given to anyone, going through some is the most.

Yo, keep your head up. Yeah. That's how you got to do it. It could be worse. It could be worse. It could be worse, dog. Keep your head up. Keep your head up.

Keep fighting. All right. Last one. Whazam, this Kobe from St. Martinville, Louisiana. Big shout out to everybody on the new Rory Mall podcast, especially baby D sex, yes.

But I was calling in or leaving a voicemail to ask, how do you cut off people who you feel no longer serve a purpose in your life? But you still have love for them. That's a good question. How do you cut off people you think no longer have any type of service to your life,

but you still have love for them? That's where you just try to post those, like, love you from a distance memes and hope they get the point. Stop texting you. He basically just said, y'all don't fuck with you, L-O-L. Yeah. Still have love for them was the L-O-L. I think that, well, first of all, address why you feel like they no longer serve any purpose to

you life. life, something had to happen for you to feel that way. So I think you have that conversation, and I think that conversation leads to, you know, other things and more honest talk and you can kind of figure out what's going on. And, you know, but when you say you no longer have any type of serve, serve any purpose to your life, I don't, what, like, what can be an example of that? Yeah, that is a little way. If you love somebody, I can see not being on the exact same page as them and you're two different people than you once was and it doesn't work. I get that. But to serve no purpose in your life kind of makes like love transactional in that type of way.

Yeah. But if it is a case where you've just outgrown this person, you still love them, because I think that's what he was trying to say. Okay. I think I could just be like, you know, I can't use this person no more. Yeah, like, that's why I was like, I don't, that's kind of weird. I think what he was trying to say is I've outgrown this person. Like the things that this person is into, I'm no longer into that.

We're not, we're growing up. We're kind of growing in different directions, growing apart. I mean, cliche, just have that conversation. You said that talk. It should never be. a difficult one, especially if you have love for them. It's like, yo, listen, man, the things that you're into, you know, I'm not really into that. I'm not really trying to hang out and just go to the club every night and do this, the shit we was doing, you know, while we were younger. Like, we got to grow up.

We got to get our shit together. We got to start some businesses, open some, you know, do some shit to hand down to, you know, the next one's coming up. But you just have that conversation, man, because it happens, you know, you can't keep doing the same shit y'all was doing when y'all was kids and, you know, we'd like to say day ones and all of that. Like, but sometimes your day ones don't, want to grow, they don't want to evolve and, you know, don't try to dim your light because you feel like you want to, you're into different things and you want to try different things and experience different shit. But also be.

And you attract people that are into the things that you're into. Like, you'll notice that a lot of the times, too. Like, you jump into different things that you like and then you, like, start developing a circle within that type of shit. So. And be self-aware, too. Like, just because maybe you call it, like, one week of not going to the club and you want to judge your club friends.

Like, don't be that guy. You're like, oh, y'all still on that? You was just with us. Yeah, like, don't be that girl that's been the single hoe forever and then gets one boyfriend's like, I can't even be around them bitches anymore. Yeah, like, I'm just in a different lane now. Yeah, we don't relate.

You'll be back. Which is fine if that happens. That's crazy. Anytime you're doing the outgrow conversation, it's the arrogance that fucks that up. Yeah. Because everyone knows they can be outgrown too. It's not an offensive thing.

Yeah. So just be honest with them in a very humble way if you love them. and move the fuck forward. My advice is from what I've seen is there's really no need to even have a conversation and tell somebody that you're outgrowing them. Just when you talk to them, yo, I love you.

But you don't call them, they won't call you. Y'all both will grow in your separate spaces. Just make sure that I love you is what comes out. Or just leave the movie, say good night and they're never talking to them again. Just tie all these in together. Let me know when you get home, but they don't tell you when they got home.

You never hear. The new bitch. The new bitch. Help you get over your old bitch. Like I'm on to, Damaris's feet picks now. I've outgrown you. Okay. And your dick's still working. With the guy that first is trying to get over his girl.

Ed is what? What? Sorry. We were just tying together at all. I was trying to. No, but don't. And then 30 years later, don't take the DNA test. There you go. See? Deneres. All right. You think you have a son in like Virginia or something?

For sure, at the SSU. Nah. A daughter? No. You definitely have a kid mom. You got to say them running around somewhere. No, man. Never. How would you know, though?

I mean, yeah, you don't know until you know, but I, I'm 99% sure I don't. I'm not in contact with every person I've ever slept with. Neither am I. What percentage, are you sure? He said 99. Oh, I don't know. That pellucity tour went kind of crazy. Well, a lot of, the thing with me is if I had, if I ever was having sex with a girl that I didn't use a condom, we were cool for like a while after we stopped fucking.

So I would know if she had a baby. Right. I don't know how you just lose touch with girls and just like, that you smashed raw and just, it's like, you niggas is living. You niggas. See, that's what I was, that's what surprises me. Y'all can hear a girl role that y'all don't know,

but y'all can't hear a nigga coming into the room to suck your toes. You niggas is crazy. Like, I, y'all can't see that. I don't see the correlation. At all. I don't get. I'm fucking one.

And clearly we're careless. So, yeah. See? Yeah, but I mean, you, you, like, you're risking, you're being that risky to, like, fuck with a girl you don't know. Yeah. So what makes sure?

you think we're thinking about the door opening. No, but you, we're raw dogging someone we don't know with the possibility of an STD or of a child. Usually if you willing to do that, I would think that you are using some type of like discretion. No, some type of, some type of discretion. Yeah. We're like venting the girl. Like, you're kind of like analyzing the situation a little bit. You think these two sick motherfuckers throughout their life was vetting the bitches that we're fucking.

Yeah. Those two sick motherfuckers. Have you sent them? Edding's right here. Whoa. Whoa. I think so. I think, I think, I think, I think that men.

if they're sleeping with a girl with no kind of. I think they've done. Yeah, that's got a question. What's your sign? That's all I really need. Like, y'all, you kind of checked out. You've kind of, yeah, he went out of her Instagram. I've vetted, but there's definitely been times that I didn't.

I was at the lower totem pole of vet. Like, when you wake up and don't know their name? Like, I had like, maybe just one cosine of someone being like, nah, it's cool. You could do that. Nah, she's bad, bro. And the person was probably like Carl. Like, I knew one of her home girls.

And they were like, yeah, no, you good. but she said at a really high pitch but yeah not let me actually she doesn't have an outbreak at the time and then I woke up with a round of applause boy did that burn yeah dude's are crazy man yeah like the more I just think about men

we are actually great we're sick as fuck yeah we are crazy we're pretty sick oh I'm gonna get misogynist I agree we're sick and disgusting but if I'm raw dogging that's going inside you that's that's your body don't start with the key in the fucking keyhole

fucking argument don't start that bullshit I think it's 50-50 You definitely told you 50 50 50 you told yourself that before. Patrice O'Neill has a great joke about that. He was like, I was being on the road, fucking girls. He's like, I just don't know this girl's name. I was fucking a raw. And it's like right before I go in, he's like, you dirty bitch.

It's like you're doing the same thing. Like he just putting it all the onus on her. I'm not, I'm putting the onus on both sides. I'm just saying it's a little crazy that it's like inside you though. Like it's a gaping like hole. All right. Yeah, but I think it's crazy. It's like Narnia.

Yeah, but I also think it's crazy that you would enter a gaping hole. 100% Narnia. You're entering a gaping hole. You don't know what's on the other end of that thing. 100%. But I could also drive away from Trenton and for 30 years never have to think about that problem again. All right. So, listen, man, we're about to wrap this up.

Got to go make sure that the Knicks are getting ready to win game six. That's your job. You have to text, Julie. Yeah, I know. No, we text them. Don't give them yet. Don't get the Burt. I don't want to hear what I told them last night.

No, you told the game. What you said? I didn't tell them that. Thank you. That's why. I know what you said. I know what you said. Leave Julie's the fuck alone.

He said, good night. What's that shit you said? The other game that they lost? He said, be legendary. Yeah. Go be a legend. Go be a legend. He said some shit like that.

He's on his way. He's on his way. He's on his way. They won game. Look, they won game five. So listen, man. It's working. But yeah, let's get out of.

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