New Rory & MAL - Episode 174 | Zion Needs To Work On His Game

Episode Date: June 9, 2023

Strap in (pause) for an in-cohesive episode. It’s clear that the most polluted air in the world got to our heads…bare with us. Anyway, Apple Vision, are we done for? Do we want to connect with peo...ple or pretend to? Zion might as well have been breathing NYC air based on his baby momma drama. Let’s talk music…in the middle of this recording Drake released a new feature. Is it too early for the song of the summer? And find out why Rory hopes nobody in R&B releases new music. And yes, we (Mal) address Azealia Banks recent comments. It’s time for voicemails. Listen to us give more amazing relationship advice along with family help. In sports news we cover Travis Rudolph, the NBA Finals, the hoax pulled by the PGA. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:50 Love a good porn beef. Hey, yo. He does what I does, but it's not that wavy or whatever. That's kind of like what she was saying. Hey, yo. During June, Paul himself, that was crazy. But because it's June, we can't. I mean?
Starting point is 00:02:08 But pause. No, worry and my. Oh. I think it's too. My bitch is in the club. And I know they know about it just. These bitch is trying to set me. I think it's too late for me to get a gross spurt in the summertime, like back in, like, high school when that would happen.
Starting point is 00:02:32 You can get your knees done. That's true. I would do it. Well, maybe it's not too late. Maybe like when does puberty really end? How many, like how many inches would you? We're always growing, right? I'm always evolving.
Starting point is 00:02:42 You have a child now, puberty's over. If I go to therapy and I grow, like physically would it help? Maybe mentally. I just want to put six feet in the aisle. If you grow physically with your help? I think you answer, I mean. Like if I go to therapy, it would help physically as well. Like, could I get taller?
Starting point is 00:02:57 Oh, if you go to therapy? Yeah. Like, I would go to therapy just to be able to dunk a basketball. Not to, like, heal my trauma. You don't have to be that tall to dunk a bus. People you height that can tell. I used to be able to grab the rim. A.
Starting point is 00:03:07 A. Yo. Why is that an A.O? That's not a A. Grab the rim? That's A.O. That's a A.O. If I put my mouth on the rim. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:19 That's an A.O. That's absolutely insane. Didn't Vince Carter do that in one of the dunk contests? No. No. Didn't Vince do that? Don't put that on Vince. Don't put that on the rim.
Starting point is 00:03:29 He tongue punched the rim. We should have known when Dwight Howard kissed the backboard that he was doing some crazy shit. Uh-huh. Because that's unsanitary. Kissing the rim is unsanitary. That's happened in dunk contest. Kissing the rim? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:43 Yeah. It wasn't Vince, though. That's an a-O. Don't put that on vent. Who's grabbing him? Someone blew the cupcake out, too. Yeah. Vince fisted the rim, though.
Starting point is 00:03:51 Gerald. He did. He put his whole arm in the wrist. He put his whole arm in there. Yeah. He was hanging by his elbow. Yeah. Ew.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Anyway. I mean... He's Canadian. What do you expect? If you did want to be taller, how many inches? That's a. Oh? Yes.
Starting point is 00:04:05 Yeah, that is. That's probably a day. I'd say like, nice six three. Wait, how tall you now? Maybe a six two. It's a lot taller. I'm five nine on a good day. Damn. On a really good day. That would be a crazy day. They said that whatever height a man wishes he could be, that's the height of the man and that his girl cheated on him with before. What proverb did you get that from? Mallism's 814. So me, my son, Instagram. First of all, if you even know the height, that's wildly creepy.
Starting point is 00:04:32 You really know the height of a bookbag bandit for sure. Bookback bandit is... He looked like a soft 6-2. I told him he knew his height. He was 6-2 in the rain. Yeah, yeah. It was rain. He's a little soggy, so it was 6-2.
Starting point is 00:04:45 But I feel like... 6-3 on a sunny day. Six feet would be great, but I feel like so many, like, guys that are 5, 10, 5-11 lie and say they're 6 feet, like, we're not looking at them. Oh, if I don't like... If my back isn't slouch, I'm not 6 feet... I need to be like perfect posture. If you catch me when I'm like this, yeah, but I don't stand like that. I don't do that.
Starting point is 00:05:05 You could put your chest as far as you want out. You are now six feet. No, Julian might be six feet. I am. Julian is six foot. Ah. Really? Pull up my stats.
Starting point is 00:05:15 Maybe I'm five, nine and a half. Yeah, he might, Julie might be six feet. Women do lie about that height thing, though. They love height. Of course we know women like tall men. Of course. Remember that whole like Twitter era when it was like he has to be six feet? I fucked mad of those girls.
Starting point is 00:05:28 Same. Yeah, that's like a thing. That's like a thing. It's like when you ever see girls like, yeah, like I'm like, I'm like, Like, I hit and I'm none of that. Like, who are you talking about? Like, anytime girls start, like, describing their type to the internet and you beat before. Like, do you think they're confused, lying?
Starting point is 00:05:44 Do you think maybe, like, they just made a mistake that day? No, they're telling you that they really didn't like it. Thanks, to Merriss. I hate mistakes and one. They just settled for you. They didn't really like you. I remember, uh... Damn.
Starting point is 00:05:57 Remember the Valentine's Day story I told about the bus and that whole thing? Don't remember. Long... Yeah, either way. I'm talking about that girl. she had tweeted this was you know when Twitter was crazy in 2010 after we broke up she's like I only liked them tall dark and handsome and I was like fuck I was oh for three no matter she broke up with me now I see why she left me a girl you day said she like him tall dark and
Starting point is 00:06:19 handsome she's a liar and then I started like I googled to see maybe that was like a new song yeah it wasn't no no did you like them tall no no you don't like them tall no I'm sure I don't want to stand up my tippy toes to kiss somebody Put some heels on. And you look like you like tall girls. I do like tall women. You seem like the type. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:39 That you would like want them to cradle you. Yeah. You like tall women at it? I'm with you. I like tall women. You like tall women that are tall. What did he just do with his hands? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:06:47 Spirit fingers. Like a baby. I want them to lift me up. Upies? Yo, get me out of this side of this room. Only because it's June. I'm not going to curse him out. July.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Oh, July. Let's mark this. Mark this for later. Julie, mark this for July. I'm a kick you. ass in July. Put it on the topic. June, I'll let you rock.
Starting point is 00:07:06 July, I'm kicking your ass. I generally date girls that are like 5-9. Just like 5-9? Around, they usually are around that height, yeah. That's like the average woman height. That's comfortable. It's not average woman. It's not the average-9.
Starting point is 00:07:17 5-7. 5-9 is not the average-9. No, they're like 5-4-4. No, the average woman is like 5-7, right? How do you go from 5-9 to 5-7? Well, it's the same thing to me. I'm 5-2. So like every, all of that's tall to me.
Starting point is 00:07:28 5-4. 5-4. That sounds pretty accurate. I thought they were like five. In New York City, yeah, it's a little taller, but it's still not five nine. Five nine's tall. Oh, and speaking of the month of June, can we please erase the whiteboard when we have guests coming in?
Starting point is 00:07:41 Why? I rushed to erase what was written on that whiteboard considering what month it was. Happy Pride Month? Some people had some comments below your, I think you generally wanted to say Happy Pride Month on the board. Yeah. But then some people... There was some adlips.
Starting point is 00:07:56 My booty holes, Brown was up there, I believe. That was me. I put that up there. I don't know why you would put that up there. Somebody put an arrow to Happy Pride Month and wrote, that's Mad Gay. It is Mad Gay. Ed didn't do that.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Yeah, but I heard your tone like in the blue marker. What you mean? Let's just say when we had guests come, we had Be Legendary come to cook for us. Shout to us. Amazing vegan food. But I rushed just in case,
Starting point is 00:08:19 because I don't know if people get offended very easy. We have a huge whiteboard with possible slurs. There was no slurs. And then I was, Then I was nervous like they're watching the only white guy run to a whiteboard to erase things that I didn't even write. It looks like you're the one to get, right? Exactly. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:37 I look like the culprit. Anyways, we can intro the episode. That was a tangent. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Moll podcast. I am Maw. I'm Rory. And we are back. I'm glad we're back because it was kind of sketchy the last two days in New York.
Starting point is 00:08:51 Man, we had this cloud, looked like a sandstorm outside. It was orange for about 40 hours outside. but Canadian wildfire smoke that happened, I believe, almost two weeks ago in Canada now. Oh, Canada. Finally made us way over New York City. So we were in Armageddon, the last 40 hours. It's a lot better today than it was yesterday for sure. For sure.
Starting point is 00:09:16 I had a mask when people were masked up. The masks were back. Thank God Eric Adams was in the projects giving way. Yeah, he was hanging out masks and the projects being the great mayor that he is. How many times do you think he was like? Yo, just reshoot that. I'll get my better size. You know, you know, I'm gonna tell us you did that.
Starting point is 00:09:32 Everything, cameras were there. You know, everything has to be a photo op. And did he not realize he was in the projects? For those that don't know, Eric Adams is our mayor and is one of the most mixiest human beings, not mixiest mayors of all time. He was just banging on project doors. And everyone was like, what do you?
Starting point is 00:09:48 Just because you have a mayor jacket on? Yeah, right. You look like the cops. Oh, the cops are with him. You know that. He is a cop. Word. Once a cop, always a cop.
Starting point is 00:09:57 What a dumb idea? Just leave them in the lobby. Yeah, just leave them in the lobby for people to grab on the way out or like, you know, just make it simple. But yeah, Tuesday morning I went to go look at the weather. We got no notifications, no heads up, no nothing. I even watched the local news the night before. Didn't see shit. Open weather app.
Starting point is 00:10:14 It's like, hey, it may be some bad air today. But I see that every now and then. Don't think much of it. And within what, three or four hours, it looked like the entire city was on fire. Yeah, it was bad. The breathing wasn't bad because I had a mask. but my eyes were burning. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:10:29 The air was... Yeah, like, it was that bad. Like, my fucking eyes started burning. It felt like I just had a bad case of allergies. I took Claritin. That wasn't working, but today seems to be a little better than it. Well, a lot better than it was yesterday. Yeah, Wednesday was by far the worst day.
Starting point is 00:10:44 And it was crazy. I was with Edin, unfortunately. And we were looking at our weather app. And it was a completely sunny day out. That's what made it nuts. It's not like it was overcast and then the smoke came. Yeah. It was a completely clear day.
Starting point is 00:10:57 and it was either dark as fuck or orange as fuck at 2 p.m. It hit us with the breaking bad filter. Oh, D. It was Mexico all the time. I saw a lot of funny. Twitter was in full effect, as they should have been. No one prayed for New York, but, you know, it's fucking. I honestly prayed for New York.
Starting point is 00:11:12 They said it looked like hookah and reprisado out there. You guys can breathe. This is what you love. It was bad. Saw some awful, like, awful New York jokes. Put your Tims on. They can go through it. Don't firefighters wear those?
Starting point is 00:11:24 Somebody said this is what Michael Jordan sees on a day-to-day basis. That's fucked up That's pretty funny No that's fucked up That's pretty funny Oh because of that Oh that's bad He has yellow eyes
Starting point is 00:11:34 Oh my got the cognac eyes Yeah So like yeah It's like a disease thing though That's not a liver thing Yeah Usually a liver is cigar Cigar and cognac
Starting point is 00:11:41 That's all that is Gambling White women and Remy Yeah that's all that is Well our index There's an ozone index And zero to 50's good average
Starting point is 00:11:50 And then it goes by 50 Up until when you hit 300 Which is the Maroon Which is like Everyone's screwed No matter your predisposition ours at the highest was in the 400s. So I happened to be outside of my parents
Starting point is 00:12:02 when it was in the 400s. And it was terrifying. Trying to kill your parents. We were walking. We actually came here to the studio. COVID didn't take them out. So you had to try something else. We walked home from the studio.
Starting point is 00:12:12 And we noticed it looked like the cars had like a filter on them. Like just dirt on every single parked car. And we're like, oh, this is bad. And then I had my ASE on overnight. And one of my favorite plants is like really going through right now. Damn.
Starting point is 00:12:26 It's about to die, and I'm very sad. Do you have it close to the AC? So, yeah, so it's the tall one that we now have in the front over there, one of the ones in the front. And, yeah, the AC was on overnight. I wasn't, didn't think about it at the time. And in the morning, all the leaves are like yellowing and drooping. And it's really, it bothered me this morning. I'm sad.
Starting point is 00:12:47 We'll definitely keep your plant in our prayers for sure. And please keep us updated. I'll smoke that fucking plant. I mean, maybe it go fund me we could put together. I don't know. be appreciated how we can help out um we're gonna repot it should we repot it or something like oh you think a new environment more sunlight will help it maybe give it up for adoption it was getting polluted air which yes the plant's bad
Starting point is 00:13:07 but also that polluted air was being pumped into my whole apartment where my parents are also there so what do you think your lungs are going through right now go fuck fuck my lungs I'm talking about my lungs and my plant hopefully DCYF knows about this plant situation so we can get it to a better home well I'm mayor adams to give me a new plant um so my dumb ass was like oh great everyone's going to be inside. What a perfect time to go run errands. I haven't been grocery shopping in a while. I have a car. It'll be all right. I turn that AC on and I swear it smelled like my entire car was on fire. I made it halfway down. Sid was like, nah, let me turn around. Sorry, Trader Joe's. I saw some, you know, the conspiracy Instagram. They were saying, hey, it's, it's beautiful in Canada right now.
Starting point is 00:13:46 Don't let them fool you. This is not coming from Canada. I was like, do they go to... No big the country is. Do they know? First of all, do they know how big Canada is, number one. And number two, the, the, the, the wildfire was almost two weeks ago. It's been put out. That's just the smoke that is now coming to New York. Like people will jump behind a conspiracy quick. I'm like, yo, oh yes, it's nice in that part of Canada that you're in right now. Yes. That doesn't mean that's where, that's not where it's coming. It's coming from a different part of Canada. I was in an elevator in a building in the city yesterday coming, going down to the lobby. And an old guy had never seen in the building before looked at me and then trying to make conversation.
Starting point is 00:14:24 this is worse than 9-11 what that's hard well it probably was though in certain parts of the city so I know not to go near your fucking floor I looked at him with such disbelief I was like we should have played corners instead
Starting point is 00:14:40 this is what the first 9-11 that's what he said I think he was old I think he was trying to say like the fog because we were in midtown and you remember 9-11 how foggy from the smoke it was for days but like that's still sick to say that No, I get this point though. Did 3,500 innocent people die yesterday?
Starting point is 00:14:58 He wasn't talking about the death toll. He was talking about the haze and the visibility in the city. You got a word that a little better than that. He was at least seven years old. He's had plenty of time to learn how to articulate his thoughts. Yeah. You can't just... Saying this is worse than 9-11 and just leaving it right there.
Starting point is 00:15:12 Elevator talk, though. It had to be quick. No, that's not elevator. And to say that to somebody in like midtown is crazy. Yeah, like, it's like... It's like, what if you lost the loved one in the towers that day? And somebody says that to you. Like, are you kidding me?
Starting point is 00:15:26 You can't say. You got to word that a little better than that. But yeah, it was definitely a strange day. I don't know. At this point, can you not say global warming is a thing? I mean, I don't care if this was started from a gender reveal. Because that's usually how wildfire started now, right? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:15:43 All gender reveals. That's what did the one in California two years ago. Yeah, so it was the gender reveals. Why, you can't just say what you having? Remember that? Yeah. Remember when people used to be like, y'all, I'm having a girl? No, but TikTok.
Starting point is 00:15:53 And like, that was it. It was gender reveals were out before TikTok. What are we going to do gender assignment reveals? That is the thing, though. Nice. Wait, really? Yeah, they'll have like a traditional party. Doesn't the kid have agency for that?
Starting point is 00:16:05 They can't like... Agency is fucking hilarious. Like, an agent? Like, that takes 10% of a gender? To have agency means... Autonomy. Yeah, you make the decision. Like, he signed a WME is what you're saying?
Starting point is 00:16:14 Or she or they. They negotiate his gender? The ink of the pen is your gender? That's great. He just goes into the doctor's office. Like, he's this much testosterone. So this is what the price is going to be. I forgot where the fuck we were going.
Starting point is 00:16:29 Anyway, stop gender reveals. Stop gender reveals for real. Absolutely. Is there global warming? Can you say no? You're on the right. Come on. I don't think you can say this.
Starting point is 00:16:39 Or was this the weather machine? Was this Biden's weather machine? For sure. It might have been. Typically these wildfires happen, but this is like the words has been ever when it comes to Canada. Yeah, apparently they, like this is usually
Starting point is 00:16:51 how much they burn for a year. and we just got it done like out the way the first month of summer. It's kind of crazy. Blitzed it. Yeah. I mean, we're looking real L.A.ish now. Yeah. Everyone's going to move back.
Starting point is 00:17:02 Yeah, it was bad. Yesterday was bad. But yeah, if there wasn't even more zombie apocalypse shit going on, Apple announced the end of the world. Right. At the same time. Wait, what? How do you feel about this?
Starting point is 00:17:16 This is the beginning of the end. The beginning of the end didn't already start. And I know there's already VR goggles. For those that don't know, Apple, has announced that it has their reality vision glasses or snow goggles, if you will. That will be coming out this year. I think they're like fucking four grand. $3,500.
Starting point is 00:17:32 $3,500 with taxes. I feel like Apple, Apple adds more taxes than any other company. Can you just like get it and like pay it monthly like your bill, like your new phone? You can. Yes. So they can own you forever. And then you just pro rate that to the next year. For $360.
Starting point is 00:17:45 They take $360 your face. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They take some of your groceries? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Where do we begin here? Is this the beginning of the end? No. When Apple does something
Starting point is 00:17:56 is different than the VR shit. Like the VR goggles were fun with the video games and, you know, that whole VR world. But this is going to become part of people's everyday lives. This isn't just going to be
Starting point is 00:18:08 some geek shit. This is just the start of it. I believe they started with snow goggles on purpose. They already have the small lens ones ready to go in two, three years. And those are going to be 10 grand. Are we all going to be walking around
Starting point is 00:18:19 with the exact same glasses on until they do a Gucci collab? I can see that. I can see that becoming a thing. Do we want to live this way? It looks stupid as though. Well, these are the first. You know they're going to make some new ones that are going to be.
Starting point is 00:18:31 This is first generation. Yeah, this is like just the first one. This is like the first iPhone. And I'm saying when the phones came out, we just slowly and slowly and slower became more dependent on them from the flip phone to now. Is this the flip phone? Or I'm sorry, is the VR goggles now? the singular wireless phone and now they just gave us the razor.
Starting point is 00:18:55 I don't know because only because you know, this is it's going to be a thing. I think a lot of people will have this VR headset but I don't think it will become as popular as the actual phone itself.
Starting point is 00:19:08 What happens when it's contacts and it's part of our phone? And we no longer even need the phone. We just need the contact. Well, see, I'm not putting no contacts. When it gets to that, I'm not, I don't fuck with shit like that. I'm not putting no contact lens in my eye.
Starting point is 00:19:22 Just between everything that's happening in Canada, black mirror coming back, and these snow goggles, I think we're fucked. Our generation might be the first ones that will stop and be like, nah, this is a little too much until we're forced to have to use it.
Starting point is 00:19:37 Because that's how a lot of shit happens. Like, my mom and dad were very much not into computers and phones like that. And used to yell at me, like, get off your phone, get off your phone, you're losing mine. My dad now sits in my living room on his fucking cell phone like a teenager. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:50 he is fully iponed out knows what to do he's on the shit all the time i think our generation will say no to this but we'll eventually have to adapt to it yeah i'm i'm interested to see what like facetime looks like with the vr on oh so that's so that's what i was telling you on pre-production so face time with this what happens is that when you're setting setting it up you basically get like a scan done of your face and it kind of like it's like a fake version of you doing face time Like you have the goggles on. Everyone sees like a version of you, but it's not you. So the Matrix.
Starting point is 00:20:25 Basically. It's an avatar. Yeah, but wouldn't you still need to be on the call to talk? Like, it's not in lieu of you. It's still, so what's the point of the... But it's not like your actual face for real time. It's like a scan they use. They should regulate this.
Starting point is 00:20:37 Because I think that's really cool and important to people that have family on the other side of the world. People that are fighting wars. People that are working in other countries. Like, that's really dope. And I think people that are in long-distance relationships, this is great. If you are within a certain mileage of this person, either fucking call them or go see them. That's some old head shit to say. I was going to say, yeah, unless you're sick and can't come out.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Like, there should be, we should regulate this. I'm being very, very communist Russia with this one or very much China. Let me ask you. So where do you think this can go wrong where this kind of scares you a bit? Because it leads to Matrix. Watch black mirror. I mean, oh yeah, yeah, yeah. But I've already been predicting everything like The Simpsons. What's like the next step you think then? no human interaction whatsoever. Yeah, I think we're undervaluing, we're undervaluing human personal hand-to-hand connection. I think with this over-consumption,
Starting point is 00:21:34 over-communication, we're talking a lot more to people, but we're seeing people a lot less in person. And that's severely dangerous to just human existence. I think that's Roy's point. And it takes away everything. Like, forget like art and creative shit. Human interaction is really what drives the world no matter what.
Starting point is 00:21:54 Of course, technology has pushed us into a different space, but what the fuck is the point of everything if there is no human interaction? Like, what's the point of money at that point? What is the point of anything? If you just have your goggles and can do everything and pay for your fucking little closet box apartment, that's what it could end up being. Just a bunch of people sitting in little closets,
Starting point is 00:22:16 there's no point. Existing and being connected. What is the point of existing? being connected. I think I'm not anti-technology. I think that whole FaceTime thing could be really cool in moderation. I think FaceTime is great.
Starting point is 00:22:28 I think all this stuff has enhanced life, but it's now going to completely take it over. Yeah. I mean, I understand what you're saying and I agree to an extent. I think that the thing about it is you can still take this off. You don't have to wear it all day.
Starting point is 00:22:44 You don't have to walk outside with it. You don't have to like, I think this is a cool way for people to just interact. and maybe have meetings now. If you're not in the LA officer in New York this week, you have business to do. Maybe there's a new way to take meetings,
Starting point is 00:22:57 do business like that. Exactly. Interviews, you know, have your family all in the same shit. I don't know. Maybe some cool shit to do, but as long as people don't start walking around outside with this shit on all day. Yeah, that would be weird.
Starting point is 00:23:10 You know that's going to happen for a couple of people. But people don't do it now. Yeah, we know the weirdos out there. Let them be weird. People don't do that now. Our kids are going to grow up knowing what your eyes look like? why what? You have these fucking doofy snow goggles on
Starting point is 00:23:22 for their entire childhood? See, that's where it becomes a bit much when people just keep it on all day. The commercial was this kid trying to raise this kid keeps running in the kitchen and they're like, don't worry, you can still see your kids.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Yeah, like he hands him a plate of food at the end with the stupid goggles on. Bro, you're into homes. Take the fucking glasses on. Word. Yeah. What was the thing that they had? It was a cooler looking one that was just like
Starting point is 00:23:43 one lens over your eye. Like it was like a glass. That was like Google glasses. The Google glasses. But that was the start of it. It didn't get as advanced as fast. Yeah. Like, it was a great idea in theory, but they didn't progress with it.
Starting point is 00:23:55 I was on a flight with a guy that had that on. I thought it looked cool. I mean, listen, VR, it just started to pop. And I remember being in Kevin Lyle's office in 2010 when people were bringing in VR shit. And everyone was like, this is, nah, sorry. Like, and we were 10 years too late at that point. Like, VR's now just popping and they've been pitching it for 20 years. The scary part is that with a company like Apple, this is going to be,
Starting point is 00:24:18 like exceptionally now even more popular compared to before. I mean, don't you have a pair too? Yeah, but they're... They're from Oculus or meta or whatever. The Oculus shit is cool. Don't get me wrong. But Apple literally, and why we love Apple, is they connect everything.
Starting point is 00:24:35 Yeah, it's an ecosystem. That's why they're Apple. That's why they're one of the biggest companies to ever exist because they make us rely on every one of their products and they connect and sync all of them, which makes life a lot easier. Way easier. Do you remember we were talking about this Monday?
Starting point is 00:24:47 Yeah. You hate it all Apple products, but you got the Apple Watch, the Macbook, then you have the watch. And you have everything. Everything. Same. So with that, it's... Hair pods.
Starting point is 00:24:54 I have enough trouble just, like, staring off into the distance in my own world when I'm in public. If you give me a contact where I can see everything, like, I'm not going to go outside. Imagine the amount of data this is going to hardest too. Because this is, again, unlike a phone, which is more, you can separate it, put a different room. Like, when you're locked, it's on your face. Like, this is on your head attached to your head. So you guys don't see any...
Starting point is 00:25:17 you see too. You don't see any connection with Apple announcing that they're going to monitor people's mental health and depression as well as give us something that's actually in our vision. Yeah. I don't think I'm being one of those weird conspiracy theorists in saying that the chip is not far away. It may not be in our lifetime here, but I think it will be in my daughter's life. Like getting implanted with a chip? Yes. If they're going after our eyes right now and then monitoring our mental health, which is our feelings, what would be next, especially if they succeed in it? Because listen, I was so anti-face shit and fingerprint.
Starting point is 00:25:54 Now I'm like, do they have everything? Like, I don't give a fuck. I'll go to clear. I'll give everyone my fingerprint. Once I get adapted to them being my eyes and them monitoring my feelings and tell me how to make myself feel better, yeah, just put a chip in me at that point. They already got the breathing shit on the Apple watch. You're already chipped up if you go to an apple.
Starting point is 00:26:12 Isn't Elon developing a microchip? He is a microchip. He built like a microchip. There are people who are using, I follow these people socially who they use like a chip to open all of their doors like for their cars, their homes, every door in their house, every safe. They have a chip in their arm and she just, that's like, that's how she opens up her house. You can pay shit in China. And I'm not one of the people that thinks there was a chip in the vaccine. I'm not one of those crazy people.
Starting point is 00:26:42 I'm just putting things. China. And look what's going on right now when it comes to technology. This is just another step to where the chip could end up in the next generation's lifetime. I don't know if we'll get to the chip thing, maybe the first prototype, but that shit is coming. I can't wait to see all the young boys with the pooch she's on with the apple goggles. That's going to be hard. You know, you know, you know it's coming.
Starting point is 00:27:06 And they're going to be on those little scooter things. Oh, yeah. They blow up on the trains. Icees of the apple goggles. It's hilarious. You know, you know that's happening. You know that's happening in uptown. I was going to say, how could we...
Starting point is 00:27:16 Who's going to be the first rapper to call a hit from the goggles? He's going to be the first one to spin the block. If young thugs smuggles them in the yard? He can't get a little ass perk in there. You think he's going to get snow goggles? Think he's going to get mace goggles in there? Have y'all been paying attention to that trial? Of course.
Starting point is 00:27:31 It's some sick shit going on, man. Ever since the lawyer said cap, I've been glued. Yo, it's some sick shit going on with that trial, man. I mean, I think he knows it's not looking great. That's why he has a different girl try to sneak perks in every other day. That's crazy. They had one. I think they said it was,
Starting point is 00:27:46 they was trying to use a drone. What? To get some stuff like over to jail. It was crazy. There was some shit online was reading. I was like, yeah, I don't,
Starting point is 00:27:54 I just thought, after a while I'm just like, all right, this is a movie at this point. Yo, you know what? That shit would make me want to be a CEO. If I could like spend my day
Starting point is 00:28:02 just at my post trying to shoot down drones, get a scout sniper, retired, just fucking right from the yard, just start shooting drones. Right. Be like Duck Hunter.
Starting point is 00:28:13 Well, I don't know, maybe I'm the only, only when they're terrified of these goggles. Maybe I am being too overly scared and fearful, but... You guys heard about face mail? Yes, I did. And I think that's hilarious. For those that don't know, you can now leave a voicemail from FaceTime if people do not answer of your actual face of a recording.
Starting point is 00:28:32 Not just the voicemail. But you can do that now. You can record a video and send it. I mean, yeah, you could just send a video. That's fair. It's going to bring voicemail back. Like, when was the last time you guys left a voicemail? Why it's just going to be a meme video Like I'm not it's not gonna be of me It will be a probably just a meme or something Your face sound voicemail
Starting point is 00:28:50 You can upload I think you're able to like pre-record a video And upload it as your video voicemail Okay So you can take like any viral video or content Or just something stupid You know the guy that's like the guitar
Starting point is 00:29:05 Like I love you bitch You could do something like that Came to mine That's weird that that was the one Wait that's like your That would be, yeah. Like you're away message. Like you're away message after the tone.
Starting point is 00:29:16 Julian, I want to bring up like old wounds, but what would your face mail be to the Lulu Lemon backpack girl? Get well soon? It would be a slow pan of the wall of backpacks at Lulu Lemon. It would be a quick link that she can tap to purchase one and send it to me. This is the second sluff. You stain my backpack. If you could drop a link on that, that'd be fire.
Starting point is 00:29:40 But this I thought was funny, but I was always. Like, you could just send a video, I guess. But voicemails don't exist anymore. I appreciate Pete Davidson, the hipster that he is, trying to bring back the regular voicemails. Right. He left a voicemail to PETA. Did he call, like, the landline?
Starting point is 00:29:54 Yeah, I hope so. Who leaves voicemails? That's why I felt like this was almost fake. Like, I think Pete's telling the truth, but where did Peter get this voice? Who leaves a voicemail? Well, I mean, if you're going to leave a voicemail, it would be for Peter.
Starting point is 00:30:06 Can you Google contact Peter? Is there a 1-800 number? I'm sure there's a PETA hotline. We should call Peter right. right now. No, no, no, no. Why not? We just had vegan, so they...
Starting point is 00:30:15 Yeah. That's true. They did fuck with us. What was the last time you guys left like a angry voicemail? Angry voicemail? Oh, it's been some years. But not because my anger's gotten better, just because voicemails aren't a thing.
Starting point is 00:30:25 Look here, buddy. What about an angry text? What about some of you guys on an angry towel? Maybe this morning. Yeah. Damn. Before we started recording. I have scars.
Starting point is 00:30:34 Scars in my thumbs. Yo, what is an angry text, though? Like, it's all caps. How do you start it? A long-ass text. Yo, double-tapping the all-cabs thing. before you go off on someone is hilarious. You basically just text like meek tweets.
Starting point is 00:30:46 That's just the angry. A broken English? That's an angry text. At what point in your angry text messages do you care about grammar? Like to me that's the gauge of how angry am. I've been outraged but still want to make sure I'm making sense. Then I've gotten to the point where like,
Starting point is 00:31:00 I don't care what I'm saying now. You're going to see letters and you're going to feel this out. The wrath. Yeah. But it's always funny when you send like a text where you're upset and then you make like grammar mistakes and then you have to like send like the the correction right after.
Starting point is 00:31:13 How upset are you right now? And there goes your point. Like even if you were right, it's over now. Well, now you got the edit button so you could just edit it. Yeah, you could just edit it. But that's still funny though.
Starting point is 00:31:23 Because like if I'm reading it and then you edit it, it's like, yo, I'd understand what you was trying to say. What about voice notes? You guys do those? No, we've been through this. I think women love voice notes. My biggest pet peeve on earth. Women do love voice notes,
Starting point is 00:31:34 especially when they like, you know, he got some tea. When they got some what? When they got some tea, when they got some, you know. Earl Grey. Teeth? Yeah. Demaris, what is Earl Grey tea compared to regular tea?
Starting point is 00:31:47 Yeah. What do you mean? Like in your group chat when you guys gauge like, oh, I just have green tea. Oh, it's just mint. Yeah, like, camomile. Yeah, what's the camomil? Camomil is like calm. What's the gender tea?
Starting point is 00:31:56 The Earl Grey got to do with a nigga. And the ginger tea? The Earl Grey got to do with a nigger. Yo, women, you know, women don't fascinate you. Like, yeah, like, women have, like, their own language. Like, women are just fascinated. What about when it's about, his current girlfriend.
Starting point is 00:32:14 What? Tea about his current girlfriend. That's chai. That's spicy tea. Chai? That's my favorite. I love chai. You love chai?
Starting point is 00:32:21 Not that kind of chai. Do you guys, I have a question for you real quick. How long do you wait until whoever the guy you're dealing with, whatever he does, how long do you wait until you tell the group chat about it? Like if he fucks up. It depends how long we've been dating. If he's new, probably immediately. If he's like my man, I'm not telling him.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Oh, you just don't tell him? No. I learned that a long time ago. Because they're probably already totally. he was going to fuck up and she didn't want to hear that shit. She don't want to prove him right. Like, yo, yeah, right. He fucked up.
Starting point is 00:32:51 I'm not complaining until I'm ready to leave. A friend of mine broke up with his girl. You guys know him. A friend of mine broke up with this girl. And she unfollowed and blocked me. Oh, that's happened to me. That makes sense. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I didn't do shit, though. I never understood that. You're a friend. Huh? You're a friend. I didn't do a single thing. She's cutting off the hole. She's killing the whole.
Starting point is 00:33:13 But all of our homies are other friends. Like, she doesn't want to see you. out on IG story with him like yeah it happens but you also don't know what he has said to her about you yeah because as a best friend you have signed a contract that means you need to take the blame for his
Starting point is 00:33:26 bullshit that's true. That's true. I might depress him about it so like when he's out with hose that he knows they're Julian and Hose. You're the bad influence. We don't do that though. You should that's my fucking friendship one-on-one. We play backgammon and bike that's literally all we do and bitches and bitches and bitches. There's no third B's just two Bs there's no third Bikes and bitches. I don't do shit
Starting point is 00:33:45 as I've gotten older though, I do tell my friends when they're about to get somewhat serious. Like, this looks like they're really going to start dating this girl. I asked him, do you want me to be the good friend or the bad friend so I know how to move accordingly? Do you want me to be the friend that is cool with her that can fix situations when y'all are fucking hate each other? Or do you want me to be the asshole friend that you can blame every last fucking thing on? I will follow suit either way.
Starting point is 00:34:09 I'm great at both. That needs to be established early. Because there's been times where I thought I was the good friend. I went to go talk to her. She's like, you're the one that's been encouraging to cheat. Whoa. Wow. No, but we've all been friends for like a year before they even started dating.
Starting point is 00:34:22 It's like we've all have a good rapport. There's no issues. And then in this mess, I just get clipped. They need to feel like they did something. Like they feel powerless. They're upset. They need an outlet for their anger. So they do that.
Starting point is 00:34:34 You still keep following her friends, though. She's a twin sister that I feel. No, I'm saying in your relationship, like when you break up with a girl. You're looking at any means. I don't have any, I don't have any, I don't like one person. that that handed poorly and for good reason I was done wrong and I still follow her. I don't care. So the social aspect of things means literally nothing to me.
Starting point is 00:34:54 I just got blocked by my ass. It's an Instagram. Who fucking cares? She blocked you? Yeah. I wonder if she blocked me. I'm going to check. That's awful.
Starting point is 00:35:01 I just got blocked and I was kind of angry about it. Why do you think you got blocked? I have an idea of why. Of course you do. But I don't know. I don't do anything. We always know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:35:10 I didn't do anything. Of course. I didn't do anything. Whatever man does this. It's I. Anytime a man says I and then pauses, he's about to take some bullshit. This is why I got mad because I thought we were cool. I thought we were like chilling and everything.
Starting point is 00:35:23 But what I found out was that there was. Look at the emotions. You ready, you ready? There was a soft launch happening. A soft launch for what? On her end. Her new nigginship? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:32 Got a man. Skirted on you. Ooh. What did the soft launch look like? I'm letting you know now. I don't know. It wasn't soft. I mean, clearly not.
Starting point is 00:35:40 I got blocked. I think that was the whole point though. You think he made her do it or she wanted to? she definitely wanted to you know if you can't make your girl block a dude that's crazy your girl new do make her block you like she actually do it she's she's she's a sucker yeah don't block me for some new like don't do that i wouldn't have care of like cool no i think the sucker is the guy no he we know that he's a no he's a whole other word we can't use that word anymore but you are like if you was my if you're my ex and you block me because your new dude said to block me
Starting point is 00:36:08 are we still like friends and communication are we just yeah like we still you know we still cool Oh, then I actually really wouldn't care if we were still cool. Nah, I would. I would. Better for your relationship, go ahead. You corny. I'm gonna. As soon as that don't work out, you know what you're gonna do.
Starting point is 00:36:22 But who cares if you think I'm corny if my new nigger is happy. I don't care if you think. He's corny too. That thing is corny. For sure he's corny. For sure he's corny. I would only do, I wouldn't dirty mac, but if she said I had to block you because the new dude, I'm like, I should tell you something.
Starting point is 00:36:38 Exactly. That's dirty macing on a very light level. Exactly. kind of micro level. If she was like, oh, my due magging, my dude made me block
Starting point is 00:36:46 you, I'm going to be like, okay. Yeah, you don't, not even say anything. Just go, yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:50 She knows what that mean. See you. Yeah, I should tell you. See you in seven months. Do you know the guy? Wow. Do you know?
Starting point is 00:36:59 Not that I know. No. So did she just like post his arm, like the wristwatch? That's the thing. I didn't get to actually see it. But I was told about this.
Starting point is 00:37:06 This case of you. It was funny. I was told about this. But what got me annoyed was that I know this was done all sequentially. Wait, does she block you and then post them or post them and then block you? I think she posted
Starting point is 00:37:17 me then blocked me then posted it. Tell us about the sequential. She didn't want you to see it. That's corny. She didn't want you to see it. I thought it was corny. Because she did some corny. Case you're listening to us, I thought that was corny as fuck. She has you blocked. I don't know if.
Starting point is 00:37:31 She can't block. She'll be modified. Do you think her man made him unscribe to the pod? Have to unscrops the podcast. Making your girl unsubscribe. to the pot that's like all right fan what are we doing
Starting point is 00:37:44 like I gotta subscribe I got to block like come on I don't want to do back like you can't let you can't let your new partner like completely detach you from unless it like ended bad like
Starting point is 00:37:56 if it was some ugly nasty shit then I understand but if y'all was like still cool like we didn't have done I think anyone that immediately tries to come in and make that direct tries to make that direct of an influence on any past situation
Starting point is 00:38:07 is a little weirdo yeah that's weird you can't don't do that that's it's it's it How many times do you think your old work has talked to the new guy, hasn't told him about the God Mall, but he starts listening to the podcast around her. And she's forced to let him know that you're an aide. Oh, God, that's off. That you're an eight.
Starting point is 00:38:27 I was actually in that situation. A girl that I was dating, her boyfriend now is a fan. I've been there. So he's listening right now and putting the pieces. And she don't know how to tell him that like we dated before. interesting because she's like you I don't she said I cannot touch like she was like you don't understand like we be in the kitchen
Starting point is 00:38:45 and like he'll have like the iPad open and like you and Rory are like on no he got the audio just play you got to throw your butt in that video like the video playing but he doesn't know he's just watching his he doesn't know he dated yeah so she's like I don't know how to tell him because
Starting point is 00:39:01 he's listening right now what's his name and this is why I only that's why I only listen to his serial podcast and it's the real yeah like I don't know. Maybe my queen hit Jeff. Who knows? But see, the thing is, like, most girls that I date, if we're not dating no more, like, we're still kind of cool.
Starting point is 00:39:17 Like, you know what I mean? Like, we don't, we don't see each other. We don't hang out. Not friends. You're cool. You know how you could tell them that you know you're his girl, just one day when they go out to dinner, just pick up the tab and he should get the hint. Oh, he's done that before.
Starting point is 00:39:29 She's like, don't worry about it. And he should be able to put it together. I wouldn't do, see, I wouldn't do that with a, like, if they're together. I wouldn't do that. that one time I did that my home girl was not interested in that dude at all like that wasn't her boyfriend but do you think like he said to her
Starting point is 00:39:45 like it was ball guy's so funny no you think he no he's a like he comments while watching you're not understanding what I'm doing it can you describe the setup just so he's aware while he's listening right now that we're definitely talking about him no I'm not doing that I'm not trying to cause no friction no no no yeah yeah I'm not that
Starting point is 00:40:00 does he put money bags on there's dirty mac in how was that dirty mac in their relationship yeah they're hiding things from each other right now. Yeah. That's not his problem. You see how I want honesty to come forward. How do you want honesty in another
Starting point is 00:40:14 nigger's relationship? Because honesty will set you free. There's no secrets between the two of them. Let that man have an unhonest relationship. Everyone has a past. You're a nice guy. That's true. You can't be mad at it.
Starting point is 00:40:24 Mall is the past. But I feel like at this point does she need to tell him? No. The reason why I said... She wants to tell him though because she said, you know, it's like, you know, you not understand what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:40:34 He's a fan. Exactly. He quotes things. What if he got hype? He quit. Do you think that's why she started to like him because when they were flirting, he was like, oh,
Starting point is 00:40:42 that's crazy. Like, he just reminded. Yeah. He probably threw her a money bag. She was like, oh, this looks familiar.
Starting point is 00:40:49 Yeah, maybe that was the comfortable personality. He took your whole fucking transition. Yeah. He stole your whole thing. That's what it sounds like. That's what your fans be doing.
Starting point is 00:40:56 He got some upside down hats in the closet. Perfect rebound. He definitely wears. 100%. Oh, Oh, it makes sense now. Yeah. That's why she likes him.
Starting point is 00:41:03 He just emulates you from the pod. I wouldn't want to know. If I'm already a fan, don't tell me. Yeah. Like, if I'm just discovering something and I'm about to become a fan, then sure, tell me. Right. And she didn't know. She didn't know that he followed the show that he watches Rory myself.
Starting point is 00:41:17 Like, she didn't know until one day, like, they were in the bed and he had, like, his, his iPad, in the bed. You was in the bed with him? That's a threesome. He was watching the show, and she said she looked over like, and so she texted me. In the bed? In the bed? She was like, yo. We're literally just cool.
Starting point is 00:41:35 She said she was like, yo, you are not going to believe what's going on right now. Is she wrong for texting you? Right there. 100%. 100%. She's wrong for texting. She definitely rolled over.
Starting point is 00:41:44 Because that. She put the eye emojis with the big eyes. Shoulder protection. That's what he should be mad at. Fuck being a fan of the fact. No, but they're not. I get it. No, her telling you that,
Starting point is 00:41:54 nah, don't tell your old nigga that I'm a fan of him, bro. You're buggy. That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. That's kind of crazy. To marry to jump out the bed so quick.
Starting point is 00:42:03 I would be mad. Let's look at the other guy's perspective. The maris would have slammed that iPad on the floor. The moment I heard the boy, ew. The moment I heard the boy, ew, it's like, well, they suck his dick did. Like, yeah, what? It's tripping. What?
Starting point is 00:42:15 Chuck, fuck it, tripping. You know, De Maris would have went crazy. What? She would have broke that iPad and said some reckless shit. Okay, how do you check your, your girl's ex that you're a fan of? How do you check him? Now you got the number of somebody you love, too. Like, if I got Nas's number and he said hello?
Starting point is 00:42:35 all the provado would take away. Hey, Nas, do you mind just like not texting my girl anymore? Oh my God. Big fan. Just to let you know. Do you mind, Big Pan? It was written. Changed my life.
Starting point is 00:42:47 Can't wait for Katie for it. Listen, I don't want any issues. I just want to let you know that the end album, I love it. Should have kept the regular title? Should have the regular title. But yeah, how does that work if you're a fan of somebody and then you got to go check them? I mean, he doesn't have to check them all, though. This is a hypothetical.
Starting point is 00:43:02 I mean, you can have, you can have a cool. conversation like, yo, Hey, man. I know you and my girl got history. She told me, whatever, whatever. Like, you know what I mean? I'm not one of them suck as you talk about in the pod. Yeah, like, you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:43:14 You can throw that in there if you need to. Please don't. Please don't. Please don't. Whatever, however you want to get your point across. But there is a way, there is a cool way to approach that conversation with your girl's ex. I think there's a cool way to do it.
Starting point is 00:43:27 I hope you subscribe to our Patreon so you can leave a voice. Yo, dead ass. Five, ten, ten, and twenty-dollar. If you think this is your girl, leave a voicemail. That would be so funny. If you think. Yeah. We're about to get a bunch of voice.
Starting point is 00:43:37 Leave a voicemail. We're about to get a bunch of voices. Maul, what is her name? Can we stay on terrible relationships while we're on it? I mean, because I did want to ask, Mall is actually a great segue. Uh-oh. If you were in Zion's group chat,
Starting point is 00:43:51 what would be the malls? What type of tea would you be giving him? Shaking my head. Man, listen, I would be giving that niggas some Arnold Palmer, lemonade, iced tea. What are you doing? But you know what? This is, I'm not, you know why?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Because people hit me last night, and, you know, they was laughing. They're like, yo, he bugging. But this is exactly what young, rich dudes are going to, it's going to happen to them. Well, it's not the first time. It's not going to be the last time. I was anticipating Stephen A's response, which did not disappoint. It was hilarious. But, Maul, even though we do a podcast together, you were still the first person I wanted to hear from about this topic.
Starting point is 00:44:28 Because you have a reputation of keeping NBA players away from. situations that they should not be in. You've done that in time for friends. Where did Zion go wrong here? Listen, man, you know, you just can't... He has a type for sure.
Starting point is 00:44:49 He has a type. I just don't understand how, and we know Zion is young. But you've got to have some older dudes around you. You've got to have some vets around you that's going to teach you to game and show you the ropes and show you what to stay away from i just don't think it's smart
Starting point is 00:45:09 for a young rich athlete like a zion williams to he had coach k well coach k probably hasn't spoken to where was coach k in this situation it's just how do you end up with a i just don't how how do guys just impregnate strippers like this like well i mean easy they fuck them isn't she a stripper and then they come porn star i thought she was a porn star as well the one is a porn star. I believe both women. Mariah. Mariah Mills does porn.
Starting point is 00:45:39 Yeah. Okay. I think the other has, the lady that he has pregnant, I think she is a dancer or a stripper or something. Well, I believe Mariah Mills called the baby mother a low-end porn star.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Damn. Okay. They look alike. Love a good porn beef. Like, what's that... Hey, yo. He does what I does, but it's not that wavy or whatever. That's kind of like what she was saying. Hey, yo. During June?
Starting point is 00:46:08 Paul himself, that was crazy. Because it's June, we can't. I mean? But pause. Got him. So that's all you'd say to Zion. It's... Pause.
Starting point is 00:46:21 Mariah went on a Twitter spree. You let that whole finesse you is why I'm angry. She's 29 with an adult shout already. I know what comes with being a basketball player, girl. I know there will be other women but didn't expect you to get these holes pregnant. I let you spit in my mouth last week When we fucked You could have told me you had another whore pregnant
Starting point is 00:46:37 How was that gonna work Moving us both to New Orleans You think I would have found out True I told you I was gonna be the next king Next to LeBron I motivate you Your BM is the reason
Starting point is 00:46:47 Hold on hold on Her trying to Rich Paul's eye on That's what you need to make slow down Because we need to break down Yeah Let's start at the top Yeah She's bringing up like two separate points
Starting point is 00:46:57 First of all me getting this whole Pregnant and me spitting in your mouth They're two totally separate Totally totally different thing I don't see where those two things are connected at all. Other men have spit in your mouth. Yeah, they've done worse in your mouth. Yeah, okay.
Starting point is 00:47:07 Like, let's not do that. All right. But with them, it was. Thank you. Yeah, it meant more was I on. Yes. Yeah. I get it.
Starting point is 00:47:13 When the camera's on the body don't count. What? That's some whole shit. Wow. Hey, if I ever heard some whole shit, that is some whole. I've never even heard that. No, he's never said that. What book of Hololations did that come?
Starting point is 00:47:27 And wait till we all. The whole relations is crazy. Wait till we all have the goggles on. bring up what I did at my fucking job. It's like when people bring up what the fuck I say on this podcast. This is work. It's not real. This is a virtual reality. You don't believe that. You don't believe what you just said then.
Starting point is 00:47:41 Okay, but hold on. The body don't count if the camera is on. That's crazy. It's an hour and a half of footage. It counts more than anybody. We can still see that. We could break down the footage. There's edits.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Lighting, audio. Version one, two, three. She says she let Zion spit in her mouth last week. Girl. Also, like a weird thing for a porn star to like brag about. Right. That feels pretty standard. I don't think it was bragging.
Starting point is 00:48:08 If I'm looking at Zion, like, wait, that's, that's it. That's it to me. Like, that's, that means like you care about me because you got a baseball in her ass two days before. Yeah. Well, I don't think she, what kind of porn does she? You're sick. Is that your algorithm?
Starting point is 00:48:20 Is that what you like? I'm insane. And we're going to talk about if you're that, if you're a porn star, spitting in your mouth. That's like the low end. That's just like entry level shit. Yeah. Yeah. So I feel Zion so far on this entire thing.
Starting point is 00:48:31 Well, talk about her. She told Zion he was going to be the next king next to LeBron. So clearly. She motivated him. Influential. Yeah, she did. There you go. I like that.
Starting point is 00:48:40 Also, also clearly delusional if we didn't get that from the first tweets before. She did certify that we now know this woman is off her fucking rocker. She's absolutely out of her fucking mind. She's a hater. Clearly her taste is just, you know. She's a hater. She says your BM is the reason you gain weight.
Starting point is 00:48:53 She's toxic. I hate this for you, honestly. What if she's right? You could be right, but that's funny. What if she's right? You could be right, but that's hate. I mean, Mariah. Nah, no, if it's right, it ain't hate.
Starting point is 00:49:01 Yeah, BNM is a hate. It can still be hate. That ain't hate. That ain't hate. You're the reason you can't. If this president has been able to walk in two years. No, but if she's right, that's not hate. He was gaining weight his senior year at Duke. Yeah, he fucked up his leg.
Starting point is 00:49:15 And maybe the new bitch cook, like, and you hate it. And he was in normal. That's why he gained weight because she's cooking and you not. Yeah, but she probably cooking all the wrong things. She's right. What if she in there just frying shit all every night? Pasta and fried chicken. He loved there.
Starting point is 00:49:28 She should know. He's spitting her mouth. She should have been in the case. She knows the diet. No, she's speaking from experience. You had lasagna last night, huh? Oh. That's nasty.
Starting point is 00:49:38 I mean, listen, congratulations to Zion and his baby mother. One thing that hoes true, niggas love holes, boy. Oh, thank you. I'd be telling you all that. We don't know if she's a hoe off the camera. Who? Both of these women. Also, Zion was a very frequent user of Snapchat with his pseudonym,
Starting point is 00:49:58 Zion Williamson Oh I think that was You know Where he would DM This was his Hey this is Tiger moment Yeah literally But on Snapchat
Starting point is 00:50:08 She said when you move How much do you expect me To pay you a month But I'm super excited Isn't this the second time That he got fucked up on Snapchat I've never had that much money Got on Snapchat a lot
Starting point is 00:50:17 To be able to do this shit Like move a girl to the same same And I don't think I would want to do it But I could be a billionaire And that sentence could never come out If he thought that was a bar You couldn't even impregnate a real
Starting point is 00:50:28 porn star? That's not a bar. What's a fake porn star? And why are all porns? They're not all stars. Like, you're just a porn just a whole. Oh, sorry. You do porn. Yeah, you make porn. It's wrong with you. So she's a real porn star. And the other one's not. Yeah. Got you. Okay. What is that? I warned you about trapping.
Starting point is 00:50:46 She sounds like the manipulator to be quite honest. She's hating. I think she's upset that her manipulations did not work. I agree. Yeah. Because she sound, this all sounds very much like home girls. She's all the way down to you are the next king next to LeBron. makes me feel like you were manipulating this young boy. That's what it feels like.
Starting point is 00:51:02 And she already said she knows what it's like to be a basketball player's a girl. So clearly she's had experience in this before. And tricked him with the, yo, you can have other hoes. Just don't do shit. And his young ass was like, oh, she's the best. She said I deleted the video of the photographer pouring honey in my mouth because you told me you felt disrespected. And I come on Twitter to see you trending with a thought being pregnant and you kissed that hoe. She said at some point she said it was completely over.
Starting point is 00:51:26 You better hope that I'm not pregnant. it's over for you. And then after that said, I'd rather be the girlfriend that stayed than the BM on the side. So she's staying. She said they could be sister wives. Yeah, and then added the girl
Starting point is 00:51:39 to raise the kid. While we were recording, Drake just dropped with Jay Hush. Seems very much summary. We listened to it twice off camera. I think it's going to work. I think it's going to go crazy in the UK. That's a great look for J. Huss.
Starting point is 00:52:01 Record is dope. I mean, it's definitely safe. We've heard that sound before, but I think it's going to work this summer. That's never, I mean, whenever you have that type of, that vibe, that music, that tempo. Can't go wrong. You can't go wrong with it. And if you're saying, you know, Drake got, you know, he got some lines on there. Touch my forehead, chest left shoulder.
Starting point is 00:52:18 Drake starts with touch my forehead, chest left shoulder. That's going to go nuts on TikTok. Jay Hush has already talked about dancing with a gun. Like, this is out of here. Who said bad mind don't dance? I felt like he kind of took that from me when I said, by my, no wash, no gal underwear. but it's cool. What?
Starting point is 00:52:35 It's cool. He wasn't around at the time. I used to just speak strictly in Pottois. Rory Hanks. I did that shit way before Chet, though. That's like he kind of took my swag. But off two listens, again, this dropped just now while we're recording. This sounds like it'll work in the summer.
Starting point is 00:52:53 And the summer's kind of open. I mean, I know everyone's booty hole is brown. What? What? What? The summer's still open for a record, no? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, for sure.
Starting point is 00:53:03 Oh, you're saying right now that's... Don't do that because you, y'all was just to act bad boys for life. I think act bad as a candidate. I'm not giving up on act bad boys for life. Well, now I want to dance with my gun. There was some stuff on here. It was like, all right, I love the message of little Dirk and J. Cole, but all my life is not the song of the summer.
Starting point is 00:53:19 No, absolutely not. You're definitely not at the day party. Like, oh, let the kids come in. Cool song. That's definitely not summer of summer. It's a global curation list that they think will pop as these songs of the summer. How they determine that? We're not sure.
Starting point is 00:53:32 they're going off data which Spotify is supposed to do but we know when it comes to the song of the summer it's about what's going to make what is everyone waiting at the party to come on and we can't admit right that that Taylor Swift and Ice Spice shit I was right that was the worst fucking idea ever yeah all right I just want to get my flowers we get my flowers all the time peaches and eggplant um by young nudie is doing pretty good too yeah I like that record um but I still think it's an open summer what's where she goes I don't think there's a definitive song of the summer yet and I believe the song of the summer is made when we're almost out of the summer.
Starting point is 00:54:04 Like we can like definitively say that's the song of the summer. Sure. Well, it's weird. Sometimes it starts in like February and we'll kind of already know, but that's rare. Yeah, that you're talking about
Starting point is 00:54:15 very rare instances of that happening. Well, it usually happens way in the beginning or you're right, right at the end. And that's because it's so new. It's just like, all right, we fucking love this for the entire month of August. Let's hope it stays warm into September. I will say this, though,
Starting point is 00:54:28 will party P&D4 come in. That may be the problem. project of the summer. When he dropped P&D 2, that was July, I would never forget July 2014. That was one of the greatest summers ever. For the rest of my life, I won't remember. I will never forget that summer. Trust me. But we got to hear what party does. If he, if he's dropping another P&D in the summer, then... Is that the number one album in music history to throw on at this spot when you bring some girls back? P&D 2? P&D 2, specifically. Absolutely. For me. I can't think of an... a better album to put on in all of music history. And just let it go.
Starting point is 00:55:06 Don't touch anything. P&D 2, Part of Next Door 2 was definitely from East Liberty. From soon as you turn it off. Just let it run, let it play. 2014, July, we'll never forget where that album came out. Greater summer, one of the greatest something like that. July 29th.
Starting point is 00:55:21 I will never forget that. 2014. I'll never forget that. Well, yeah, I am curious to see where this song in the summer goes. I like that Drake's putting his foot in for it. Yeah. He's trying. No, Dr.
Starting point is 00:55:32 Sounds great off first listen. That's a great look for Jay Husto. He's going to have a UK lit with that all summer long for sure. Speaking of UK, this wouldn't be like song in the summer shit. But Dave in Central C put out that EP that is fire. I don't hear it yet. I think that's going to be one of the best EPs of the summer. And it's good summer like drive music.
Starting point is 00:55:54 It's called Split Decision. It could rap, man. Like they're actually like rapping, rapping. I got to check that out. That Sprinter record is. insane. And I'll admit, because I know most American music snobs were always like, oh, I've always loved UK rap. I can admit it took me a little bit to get adjusted to it. And I'm glad that I took that time because now I can appreciate Dave in Central C. Had I not, you know, was not forced to listen to gigs,
Starting point is 00:56:25 but gigs was so popular and on so many records, it kind of trained my ear to get adjusted to that and used to UK rap. So now I just listen to it way differently. Before it was like, all right, hold on. What the fuck is this? Yeah. But I know all you American music snobs have always been on Grime. Like you've always loved UK drill.
Starting point is 00:56:42 You've always loved it. So I'm sorry that I'm admitting it took me a while to get adjusted. Shout out to my boy International Furg. He put me on to a lot of UK shit. He's been on the UK wave early. He's been trying to get me up to date with a lot of those dudes over there for years now. They got a lot of talented artists in the UK. For sure.
Starting point is 00:57:00 And I know it's hard for like us a man. A lot of us don't, we don't gravitate towards that sound because you can't, you know, fully understand the slang and the terminology and things like that. But once you start to understand it and then you catch the cadences and the different bops, it's a different pocket. It's some dope shit. Well, I mean, the UK doesn't have that like American arrogance that would get in their way. Like, they were early to Afro beats.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Afro beats popped in the UK before it popped in America. Like, they're open to new sounds and new shit while we're over here. you know trying to recreate the same shit yeah shout out to the UK we got to get back over there soon too so we yes to mass we before we let's yeah to go to the hand out for five minutes uh you need a whole pass arms man's tired can i go to the bathroom i didn't want to interrupt them but before we were recording we talked about a R&B that's coming out this year and how you were oh i was going to get to that you see i'm only bringing up rap shit at this yeah i'm hating now you don't want anybody to come out to interrupt the flow of your album for 22
Starting point is 00:58:02 23, I just want to be on the artist side. I was always on the consumer side of just wanting our biggest acts to just drop at all times. Rihanna, please take your time. 24 looks fucking great. Makeup looks great this year. Like summer, EP was great.
Starting point is 00:58:16 You should take some time off. Siza, take another five years. Another five? Tour you on a tour. Everyone just missed the Grammy deadline. Let's make it spicy then. Who could drop that? you wouldn't be worried about.
Starting point is 00:58:33 That you wouldn't be worried about? Wouldn't be worried about? Well, Kiana drops that's week. I wouldn't really be talking about artists that I don't like, so I would be scared of all of them. I'm scared of Kiana on the day. I'm scared of lucky. I'm scared of all the days.
Starting point is 00:58:43 I'm asking you who's not family. Wednesday, Tuesday. Who's not family? Who's not family? I can't think of R&B artists that like, I dislike. I wouldn't talk about them. Listen.
Starting point is 00:58:55 What about everybody? If you start bringing up, I'll be honest. If you bring up some, I'm scared of Ty, always. I saw Ty put out a snippet. Oh, yeah. Sounded great. You think everybody's scrambling to put out their collaboration albums within the next year?
Starting point is 00:59:08 No. No. I don't think I'm that dope. You shook the game up? I think the album's that dope, but I don't think. You shook the game up? I didn't shake the game. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:59:15 Don't do that. The game is actually right on its even kilter right now. Now, you shook the game up. Maida has a project coming out tonight. Okay. A little nervous. When I hear your name, I heard it. There's some joints on there.
Starting point is 00:59:28 Victoria Monet, I'm terrified of. She put out an amazing single. Shout out to Child and Victoria. She keeps a dope project. She keeps dope singles. I'm scared of her. I'm trying to think you should be. Julian, you're saying I'm pussy. Name and name. No, I really don't know anyone.
Starting point is 00:59:43 I can't think of anybody who would be coming. Everybody like kind of released last year. Beyonce already released. I think you're good. Unless Act 2 is coming. If Act 2 comes before because there's a rumor that Act 2 might come like before the U.S. part of the tour, I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:01 As long as it's like after the Grammy deadline. Like that's all good, but you know, just let it come after the deadline. I am joking, but I am serious. I'm such a fan I do want like... You want more music in the algorithms. Yeah. Yeah, let's give rap a chance, guys. Like, how about we get all the hip-hop shit this year?
Starting point is 01:00:21 That Ketranata, a minet shit is fire. Let's all focus on that. That project is fine. That project is fire. That has some potential summer shit on. The Forever Joint with Farrell is fire. Ketramine. Yeah, Ketramine love that.
Starting point is 01:00:33 How do you even start, like, getting in Grammy algorithms? Like, how do you even, like, what's your... Just say fuck the Grammy. Know the right people. Game plan for... Is that it? Know the right people? I'm talking about for, like, an independent artist, like, with Rory.
Starting point is 01:00:46 Knowing people is a big start for someone. Yeah, like in that, if you're playing in that field, knowing someone. Even at the majors, that's how they play. They know the right people. It's helpful to know the committee. I know two people over there. Wow. Okay, text them.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Come on. All right. Well, put us in a group chat. Yeah, what's up? You must know. Let me send them bottles. I know. I think ninth is on the committee.
Starting point is 01:01:09 I got asked to do the voting because now I'm not label affiliated. I can apply and get like to vote or whatever. I thought you had to be nominated to be on the committee. Not, no. At some point in your life. I don't. I literally the person I knew was like you should apply because now I'm not associated with. Julian is dominated by these bitches.
Starting point is 01:01:27 Well, that's such a lot. That's like really insider voting. Now I see why Trump said the election was stolen. Mad people decide on the labels who gets Grammys. That's such bullshit. Oh my God. Can't be part of a label and be on the committee. The labels, never mind.
Starting point is 01:01:43 Yo, Grammys, love you. Even if you don't get what, we know that you deserve one. I don't. I'm half joking in this entire thing. Would I love to be nominated for a Grammy? Of course. If I don't, my world is not going to change at all. No, you know, but everyone else.
Starting point is 01:01:56 Maybe just by sheer numbers. Your world would change. Yeah, you're a world to change. If you get nominated? No, if I get nominated, yes. If I don't. You're going to spiral into a deep dark depression.
Starting point is 01:02:07 And more music will come out. Punch more walls. There you go. Now, he's going to start talking to shit. That's what I want. He's going to start talking to shit. You know your world will change if you're not nominated.
Starting point is 01:02:15 Would you rather have your album win a Grammy or the podcast win a Grammy? I will, first of all, to take a political answer here, podcasts should be nominated. They are. Well, there's audio. Yeah, but that's so.
Starting point is 01:02:27 Yeah, we didn't do so well last year. But the way like comedy albums could and even certain audiobooks like there should be a podcasting that's not iHeart media because they just nominate iHeart media podcast it's a really odd award show very weird it's like an office award party yeah it's really weird but the grammy should have something employee the month is hilarious that's what it's like though yeah so easy answer my album just because we wouldn't like qualify for a grammy but if we could i mean i i would like to walk out like Lauren with like two of them.
Starting point is 01:03:02 I heard you. Would you drink, do you say out of a our pod Grammy? No. What about a green juice? What about vegan lemonade? Green juice.
Starting point is 01:03:12 I wouldn't drink anything out of a Grammy. I would. Adam, would you drink Sankochoa? Absolutely. I'd ask my blunt in the Grammy though. Hey, there we go. That's on brand. I like it.
Starting point is 01:03:22 That's dirty. I'll do that. We'll just do it after I drink out of the Grammy. Yeah. No, we're going to win too. I'll ask you when you'll drink. Yeah, you guys both get like your own. guys we're not this podcast can't get nominated for a gram why not what do you mean we're not we're not
Starting point is 01:03:35 politically correct it like legally can't oh in grammy legalization anyways rmb artists listen 2024 looks really good rappers are drake just put out a great song everyone just like chill everybody just rap yeah just rap for the rest of the year yeah um but shit i feel like lucky day is due up really i'm scared to him i feel like he just released i don't think he's gonna put out of the set at root's picnic was great you did a good job i think maybe next year for lucky I see what you did there Knowing that Like Jill Scott or Lauren Hill is just going to decide this year and sweep
Starting point is 01:04:07 You know Like there's not even to be category No nominations No album this year That's just like That's the universe Just stepping on you Like yeah I hate you
Starting point is 01:04:17 Yeah I hate you What if I beat Lauren though Excuse me? If you beat Lauren I will sit here But naked on air Don't start making some Charlemagne shit That's not gay Who said that was good thing
Starting point is 01:04:27 To suck dick Oh sorry No sit butt ass Me sitting here naked is not gay. It's uncomfortable. I mean, we're in a room. It's not gay. It's sexual harassment.
Starting point is 01:04:35 Yeah. That's like a leo-age. All I said was it's not gay. That's all I said, people, it was not gay. Mall C.K. It would definitely fall in the gayer side of sexual harassment, though. We have an almost all-male staff. Almost.
Starting point is 01:04:49 It means it's not gay. Well, Yomi's out for a week. Like, Yomi will be out. Yeah, by the time me and Lauren go head-to-head at the Grammys, I think Yomi won't be here anymore. Yeah. Damn. Don't do it to yel me. Lauren's not putting an album out.
Starting point is 01:05:03 At all. Why are you saying damn to yel me? Lauren's not putting a project though. No. Anyways, I'm going to ISO out of this next one that has to do with women artists. Okay. I think mall, the floor is yours. This box one.
Starting point is 01:05:17 You know, ISO, ISO. Stacks, stacks clear. Okay, so people were hitting me about this comment that Azealia Banks, she had posted something on her IG story. directed towards DC Young Fly and the unfortunate passing of his
Starting point is 01:05:35 girlfriend, his wife were they married? Yes. They were married, right? So the unfortunate passing of his wife who passed away last week and she posted,
Starting point is 01:05:47 she had some things to say if people don't remember Azilia was on while and out maybe two, three years ago. Yeah, two years ago. And DC Young Fly as they do
Starting point is 01:05:58 when they have the freestyle round, he proceeded to roast Azilia and say things at her that she obviously was hurt and felt bad about because I think he called her ugly or something like that, which is DCM Fly calls everybody ugly. Right. I think literally everybody else has ever been on freestyle, whatever they call that section of the show. He has alluded to them being ugly. So she has some things to say.
Starting point is 01:06:21 She posted on her IG story, basically calling it karma. Yeah, you don't need to read it. Yeah, I'm not going to read that. The bottom line here is this. Azealia is out of line. She's absolutely wrong for this. This is absolutely some of the worst, most ugly thing you could ever say at the time of somebody passing, especially someone as young and who has young children and just an unfortunate situation
Starting point is 01:06:47 that caused her passing. This was definitely distasteful. This was like really, really just terrible, terrible shit to post. And as somebody who loves Azilia and cares about Azealia, I was definitely, definitely, you know, I felt the way about her saying that because it just was very unnecessary. It was very disrespectful. It was very nasty. I haven't reached out to Azealia yet to talk to her about that. The next time we do speak, you know, I'll let her know exactly what I'm saying here, that this is just something that you just absolutely cannot do.
Starting point is 01:07:28 and should not do. You know, it just was not something that she should have said. This is something that nobody should ever say. That woman, you know, she has kids. She, you know, whatever you and DC, Unfly, whatever energy you have for him, you got to keep it in the context of that was a show. You went on a show. That's what that part of the show is about.
Starting point is 01:07:51 It's about roasting each other. It's not like this dude walked up to you in the middle of Whole Foods and started calling you ugly and disrespected you in real life. This was a show. This was a bit. So for you to then take a personal shot, turn this into something personal at a time like this, where families are mourning, kids or without their mother, was absolutely disgust and disrespectful.
Starting point is 01:08:18 And I never, you know, Zilia has history of saying some wild shit online. She's been here before. But this is to me is easily some of the worst shit she said and put out in the universe. So I was very disappointed, very upset at Azilia because this is somebody I care about. But, you know, maybe she's going through something. I don't know. I haven't spoken to in a while. I don't know why she decided to spew such ugly things and hateful things on the Internet at a time like this.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Maybe this is a cry for attention help. I don't know. Like I said, I haven't spoken to her. But whatever it is, we know it's disrespectful. It's, this was really, really bottom, bottom of the barrel type shit. Like, this was just something that you just should not say. You should not find it in your heart to ever speak like this about someone who passed away and leaves behind, you know, young children. So this was, this was unnecessary.
Starting point is 01:09:19 And it was hurtful. It was hurtful to read that. It was hurtful to see that. And I saw the internet talking about it. But yeah, I have not spoken to her yet, but I will at some point. Yeah. So that D.C. posted today, not that he had to or needed to or anything that involves the public or the internet. But, you know, he did say some obviously extremely nice things about his wife, their kids, their family.
Starting point is 01:09:45 And yet, prayers continued out to D.C. and his family. To everyone around him, I know they're being as supportive as they possibly can. So continued, continued prayers to everyone over there, especially to the kids. So what do we have next? Because it's always weird to transition out of. I think it's time to get into voicemails. Yes, sir. Lighten the mood a bit.
Starting point is 01:10:06 All right. Face mails. Face mail. Maybe. We should get some face. Well, I don't think we get as good content. People like to remain anonymous to some degree. Yeah, true.
Starting point is 01:10:18 It could be an option. What'd do that? As always. Our voicemail line is available on our Patreon to all tiers. So subscribe there if you want to leave a voicemail. We have a couple relationship ones and then a pretty funny one to end with today. People leaving us voicemails for relationship advice is hilarious. I got one for you at the end, Maul.
Starting point is 01:10:41 Let's start it up. Well, Ed and put one in the group chat today. Yeah, that's the- Ed and I need volume. You know the volume. Go fair. What's up? This is DJ.
Starting point is 01:10:51 I'm from the Bay. first. Rory, I fuck with the project, Surrenders my favorite song. I agree with everything this guy says. But I need some advice, mainly for Rory and Baby D. I've been in a relationship for almost a year. And it's been really good so far. But my girl's growing more and more insecure with the fact she's starting to meet more of my female friends. and she feels the type of way that they're pretty.
Starting point is 01:11:28 I've always had a bunch of women around me. I grew up with older sisters, so I'm used to have women around me. But my girl's been cheated on before. She feels like it could happen again. She knows my past. I've been 100% faithful with her so far and plan on being faithful to her in the future.
Starting point is 01:11:51 How do I make her feel more secure about that? So, yeah, that's my question. Are you guys laughing because you don't believe him? No, because he said I've been 100% faithful so far. So far. This is so far. He sounded genuine. Well, sometimes insecure people push you to be unfaithful.
Starting point is 01:12:10 So that's why he said so far. His intentions are pure. Yes. I guess I would ask, the first question is how old. Maul, don't do that. Don't do that. How y'all let him get that off? What?
Starting point is 01:12:19 His intentions are pure. I know what his dude. He sounds sincere about it. He likes the album. He sounds like he's in a fucking car. He called up his favorite podcast. What does him being in a car if to do with anything? He sounds sincere because he's what?
Starting point is 01:12:30 I'm saying he's like, I grew up with sisters. I've been around women my whole life. This is a, this is just the kind of people I've been around. I heard him. I heard him. So how,
Starting point is 01:12:39 because he's in a car, it discredits what he says. You got sincerity out of that? You believe him? Yeah. He said he likes surrender. See, that's why she was standing in the rain with a, with a lulu lemon on another man's back.
Starting point is 01:12:47 What does that have to do it? Wow. She was sincere. Gunshots. See? She suck. This nigga out there. What's his name?
Starting point is 01:12:54 DJ? DJ and the bag going crazy. I mean, I assume his girl is probably, he sounds young and I'm sure his girl is young. The relationship's young. It's been less than a year. Right. But again, this is one of those things where I feel like there's information that's being left out. If he's really being honest about his past with all women and women he's around, then it shouldn't really be a thing.
Starting point is 01:13:15 I guess invite her out when you're out with the pretty chicks. That's what he said. He says she's insecure because he has to Well, relationships are work. He has to continue to do that to make her feel more secure. And then once she does, then you fuck your friends. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? Wait, what? I'm joking.
Starting point is 01:13:32 I'm joking. I'm joking. I'm joking. Dumpa. Ball, that seems to be your advice to everyone that's in a relationship. Yo, I'm trying to. That's why he said there's a question for Rory and Baby D. My bad, DJ.
Starting point is 01:13:46 You ain't even asked me. advice, I'll shut up, my bad. I really think you just have to continue to bring your girl around to prove that there isn't shit going on. You should have to be more honest. Who wants to do that? Maybe the more. I'm not bringing my girl around to prove that I'm not doing nothing.
Starting point is 01:14:02 I'm saying if she's more comfortable being around them, these other women as friends, then they're less of a threat. She's like, oh, I'm now friends with them too. Yeah, but she's not. She can't become friends with them. She's growing more and more insecure is what he said. Well, I want to ask the Maris a question from the women's perspective. on the other side.
Starting point is 01:14:19 Yeah. Do you feel like it's your duty to make your friend's girl feel more secure? Depending on how close to friend is, yes, I do. So I'm a friendly girl anyway, so I go out of my way. I'm not going to stare at you because then it makes it really weird, right?
Starting point is 01:14:33 So if you meet me and I'm attractive and I'm friends with your man and you don't know who fuck I am, I'm not going to sit up there and like stare at you and like give you like the big like, oh, that's my brother thing. So it's like, oh, yeah, are you good enough?
Starting point is 01:14:46 I'm not going to do that. I'm going to like, you go, we're going to get drunk. I'm going to talk to you. Like, I want to make you comfortable because if you're comfortable, then you're not nagging him. And if you're not nagging him, then he's happy. And everybody's fucking happy. So, but.
Starting point is 01:14:57 Until she gets home. So the female friend does have some responsibility to make the girlfriend feel more secure. Especially, yeah. Especially if you're pretty. However, DJ, you think you have to do that as a male friend? They should. Because you know, you know that attitude.
Starting point is 01:15:09 You know that attitude you can give someone if you don't really. Yeah. You know what misses something. DJ. J. Y'all misses something in this. DJ, I will, I'm going to have to defer. I agree with mall.
Starting point is 01:15:19 Dump her. I agree with mall. And when I say dump her, I don't mean like do it. Don't dump her. But she might not be the girl for you because she's insic- That type of insecurity, you there's nothing you can change. If she's insecure because you have female friends or she insecure because the female friends are pretty. How long did he say they were together?
Starting point is 01:15:38 Almost a year. It doesn't matter if she's insecure, bro. When you got an insecure girlfriend, there's nothing you can do that's going to. Yeah. She has to work on that on her. It's called insecure. Like, I don't have nothing to do with that. We do better help ads, right?
Starting point is 01:15:50 Yeah. Yeah. Use our code. Yeah. I'm giving him better help. He can use Bluetooth and go fuck someone else. Wow. Wow.
Starting point is 01:15:57 She can get some therapy. You have to leave that girl. She's not going to, it's not going to get any better. Can I ask him to get worse? And also, a nigga will fuck his ugly homegirl. So she insecure because they're pretty. What? He will.
Starting point is 01:16:06 If he's the type of fuck his home girls. I've seen some niggas fuck some ugly. I'm going to be. If he's the type that's fucking his homegirl, she don't got to be a bad bitch for him to fuck her. Men will fuck ugly women, but they're not going to fuck their ugly home girl. Yeah, I ain't ever fuck the ugly home girl. I've fucked the ugly home. I've fucked the ugly girl before, but not.
Starting point is 01:16:23 Yeah, but I'm an ugly friend. We're not going to fuck and then go hang out. Are you going to fuck your fine home girl? No, I'm not fucking any of my homegirl. Okay. So you're not a homegirl fucker, but I'm telling you that niggas who are homegirl fuckers will their own. Serial homegirl fuckers?
Starting point is 01:16:37 Yeah. They're fucking lonely and they will fuck their. ugly home girl that they know low-key has a fucking crush on them. Because the ugly home girl usually got good head. Julian isn't sleeping with his home girls. We're not doing that. I don't think Julian doesn't have home girls. Yeah. I do.
Starting point is 01:16:50 I don't think Julian. You guys really put that out of it. You have two. You got Greer and that's it. Yeah. Who's the other one? Demaris. I'm giving you one. There has to be another one out there somewhere. I have a few. I've never hooked up with any of them.
Starting point is 01:17:04 You heard his voice? Yeah. That's not. That's true. Julian's, everybody is Julian's fam or friend or comrade, so I'm sure he's plenty of Comrade. Julian introduced a girl to me as his comrades. He's like, yo, this is my comrade.
Starting point is 01:17:16 He points to a girl. I'm leaving. I'm like, all right, he's on a different level. He's on a different level six. Yeah, like, your com. Why are you calling this woman your comrade? If he did it with a man, I'd leave. You guys went to jail together? What the fuck? This is my comrade. I'm like, okay, I'm
Starting point is 01:17:29 going to Vietnam. I have a question to ask the men. Have you ever been in a situation where you met your lady's homeboy? Any, like, overly tries to make you feel secure to you get suspicious. I've seen two versions of him trying to be like
Starting point is 01:17:46 overly like, I spend like my best friend because it's really my friend. Like, you don't ever have to worry. I'm like, why are you even saying that to me? That's number one. Then I've had the one that... You don't ever have to worry about me putting this pipe in your girl.
Starting point is 01:17:58 What? I mean, he didn't finish a sentence, but... But that's what he said, right? Of course. Yeah, that's what he said. Then I've been in the situation where he tries to overcompensate how ugly she is, like,
Starting point is 01:18:09 how he just views. user like, I view her as a dude. I'm like, are you still talking about my girl? Like, bro, no, I don't, I don't even look at her. Like, she's one of the fellas. Like, no, that's my girl. Yeah. Like, yo, you're so fucking ugly. I'm like, that's, you still just call, I know, like, y'all friends. You just call my girl ugly in front of me. My best friend told my ex, he wouldn't touch me with a 10 foot pole. He said, no, I know her too well. And my boyfriend was just like, at the time was just like, uh, I'm just like. Out of my word, tell me more. That's suspicious. You know what, you know what you're saying when you say, that's an asshole thing to say.
Starting point is 01:18:39 Like, I wouldn't touch it with it to him. Yo, she gets naked in front of me all the time. I don't even be looking. That's crazy. That's crazy. Imagine the nigga tell you that. Like, yo, yo, me, she get naked in front of me all the time. I don't think that's gross.
Starting point is 01:18:52 Aaron, everybody. I'm going to go to the car and get my gun. I'll be right back. Right. Okay, so you think she'd get naked now. You think you should break up? I think you should give it some time, right? And if it doesn't get better, DJ leave.
Starting point is 01:19:04 Because if she's insecure and you can't fix no insecure girl, and that's going to leak into other areas of your life. And on top of that, if those are really your friends, like those are your home girls, then you got to, you know. A relationship with an insecure person never lasts. No, it never. This is funny because it reminds me to call the other guy that has a bunch of girlfriends and can't convert
Starting point is 01:19:25 that one into a girlfriend. This is like what happens when you are able to convert. And now you're just out. But she wasn't his home girl. I guess they weren't in the same circle. Yeah. Yeah. All right.
Starting point is 01:19:34 I've never, no girl has ever made, like if you're going to steal my nigga, you can steal my nigga. I know I look good, so I'm not insecure about somebody looking good. Get your shit off, baby, dude. That's right. You're the package. With that shit on. You're the package.
Starting point is 01:19:48 You should be with a girl who's confident. You out of plastic, huh? Prize, my bad. Rip out of plastic. I've been acting brand new. That's my comrade right there. That's such a dangerous challenge. Should we do the next one?
Starting point is 01:19:59 Yeah. Yes, please. All right, Edon, you're ready? Yeah, let's do this. Ready, Eddie? Oh, yeah, his name is Eddie. Oh, what's up, Rory, Mom? Hey.
Starting point is 01:20:07 My name's Devin. in Oklahoma. I've been listening to y'all since mad early days in the old pod. And I appreciate everything y'all do. I know y'all the bare minimum boys, but y'all be doing the most, and I appreciate it. Anyway, I have a girl
Starting point is 01:20:22 who I've been dating for about nine months, and she has two guy best friends. One of them, like five years ago or something, she hooked up with periodically. Like, they were friends for like five years.
Starting point is 01:20:38 And they slept together like three, four times over a span a couple months. Multiply by three. And then they stopped for unknown reasons. And then she got another friend who she said she fell in love with. She's falling in love with. And it was about a year before we started dating. And that's also a very long time friend. I don't know how I feel about that, man.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Like every time I see them, it makes me out like, I kind of want to punch them in the face. just because I know that they've seen like everything or that they've heard everything or that she she likes and loves their qualities and man I really think of it. Listen to the end. Because I've been cheated on and with my best friend I just want to know how y'all feel about this.
Starting point is 01:21:30 Like what else's opinion on this situation? Devin. The story is a little all over the place. So his girl has been friends with her. bestie for 10 years. They were friends five years, started fucking for a year. Then she fell in love with him. Yeah. Which was only a year ago. Yeah. No, these are two different guys. Two different guys. Two different guys. She was in, she had a casual hookup over five years ago with one guy. He said three, four times. Which yeah. They fucked a lot. Then her other guy best friend, she was dead ass in love with
Starting point is 01:21:59 and that was only a year ago, but she's still in love with him. So she fucked both of them. Yes. And then he said at the end here, if you guys caught it. I don't think Oklahoma's like the biggest place on earth, but he said, he said he got cheated on with a best friend in a previous thing, like separate of her. So this guy, I mean, just move.
Starting point is 01:22:21 Devin, you have bad taste in women. Yeah, usually I try to give another one, but you have bad taste and women and you need to... That's not fair to tell, Devin. You need to seek therapy. Your last bitch cheated on you with your best friend. And then your current bitch looked you
Starting point is 01:22:34 dead in your face and said, yo, I fucked one best friend. And the other one, I'm still in love with who she was fucking he was fucked the year ago he has a type he has a type that's all he definitely just like the hose maybe he's a cuck he he could be a cuck he just like the hose yo Oklahoma is really close to Texas right
Starting point is 01:22:51 I don't know move to Houston is it I don't think my my geography is horrible it's right there it's right on top of Texas this sits on top all right Devin just like her best friend was on just go south whichever Texas city you hit first stay there
Starting point is 01:23:06 this is an easy one I'm sorry You can hit Dallas. Why does I mean, clearly because I just, you know what it is? I just don't know how niggas end up in situations like this. I don't understand it. Well, he probably liked the girl and then found this information later.
Starting point is 01:23:21 Yeah, but then you dump her soon as you find that information. Well, she, yeah, she, well, you're staying with a girl if she was like, yo, my best friend fucked him a few times and my other best friend still madly in love with him. She might have said it nicer. Okay, so, Ma'am, let me ask, let me ask you a question. Maybe they made love a few times.
Starting point is 01:23:37 So since you said dump her, if she says that. So let's take out the fact that she's in love with one homie, right? Because that's just, that just unbalances the scale. Also, are those two friends homies? I'm sorry to cut you off. It's a lot. It's a lot going on. It must know each other. It's a lot. That's a thruple. So
Starting point is 01:23:51 if she fucked, if she had a homeboy that she was cool with, they were cool for five years. During the pandemic, they got lonely. They fucked three to nine times, whatever. And then afterwards, like, they just never, they just went back to being friends. Is that something that you would want to know? Of a girl you've
Starting point is 01:24:08 only been with for nine months. Is it something that you want to. I mean, nine months is a good time. And this is supposed to be her best friend? Yes. Yes, I want to know that. Why? Because if this is your best friend, then y'all going to be hanging out, like, kicking
Starting point is 01:24:21 it, spending time around each other. And y'all was just, like, humping a year ago? No, that wasn't a year ago. And it was crazy. But the other best friend she's- I told you we taking him out because that's just crazy. We're talking about the one that she fucked five years ago. Yeah, I want to know.
Starting point is 01:24:36 I want to know anybody you fucked. word that's a stretch you want to know what i'm just i'm about to say mom i'm asking seriously no but if it's your best friend yeah i want to know i would like to know just like you want to know if i fuck my best friend because he's regularly in her life yeah like that you're saying that she's your best friend but don't but are you gonna this no this is i'm asking there's a follow-up question are you going to leave if you find out that she did that yeah so that's what you want to yes but you you know why it makes it crazier it's not like they fucked when they first met and then realized they were better as friends yeah they were friends they were friends for five years
Starting point is 01:25:06 and then slipped up and fucked. Yeah. That can easily happen. That's where the things change. And you don't slip up and fuck somebody. Well, she never said they slipped up and fuck. I think they tried to be in a relationship and it didn't work.
Starting point is 01:25:19 You can slip up and fall on it. I've slipped this on a lot. The floors were wet. Anybody you thought about fucking them before you fucked them. Stop it. That's not always true. That's not always true. Maul, you were not a frown for the Four Loco era.
Starting point is 01:25:31 Like, fam. You never walked into some pussy? You never slipped and fell face first. some pussy. Any pussy, I slipped and fell face first. I've dreamt about falling face first in that shit before. Damn, you're a dreamer. Yeah, you're a dream. Absolutely. I'm a dream chaser. And an achiever. Literally. Yeah. Absolutely. You don't just, that doesn't just happen. Like, you're sexually attracted to somebody before you have sex with them. Devin, what I'm getting is that this girl likes to fuck people that are close to her. Like, this is her thing.
Starting point is 01:25:58 And I feel like it's going to happen again. So I would advise you to leave. And for your own mental health, I hate to put this in your brain. Dump her. But just know she's going to go fuck him probably the next day. So Devin, he should go fuck. Keep that in mind, though. That she would immediately go fuck him. May help. She's still in love with the other dude. Yeah, I think that's the worst part of it.
Starting point is 01:26:17 I want those two to call in. Yeah. How do they deal with them? Yeah, have them call in, then. Anyways, next one. I think they're excited for them to break up. Who? Oh, yeah, they're rude for it. For sure. Actually, they're laughing at him. They want their bitch back.
Starting point is 01:26:30 No, I actually think... I think the guy that she's in love with is the one that's laughing at both of them. If she's in love with him, that guy has no interest in her. Yeah. True, true. And that's probably why she's in love with him. He's probably laughing at both of those suckers. Because you know the guy that was a friend for five years and beat still wants to beat.
Starting point is 01:26:50 And now he can't beat because the new guy's here. Yeah. Yeah, it's the one that she's in love with that's laughing at them. Right. Anyways. So I know they didn't ask for my opinion, but dump her. I agree. No, they asked.
Starting point is 01:27:01 That was the one before. And you know, I'm pro ho. Dumber. Pro ho. I'm pro ho too. And what she did is actually not whole shit, but dump her. It's not a whole shit, but it's kind of scheming. It's messy.
Starting point is 01:27:11 It's schemy. Also, you told him that you were in love with this, dude? That's a really weird thing to tell someone your dating. Yeah. Did you love with somebody else? Women overshare a lot, yo. Oh, yeah, the pussy got to be fire. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:27:24 There's plenty of instances where significant others say they fucked somebody. But, you know, I'm in love with them. We can't keep saying the pussy got it because I didn't have sex with girls. The pussy was okay. He's still there. And if she did with a new nigga, he'd go crazy like the pussy. F pussy being fire is subjective It's subjective
Starting point is 01:27:38 It's like art It's like art Yeah like that might be fire to you That shit was okay to me Well they haven't fucked thousands of women like you I didn't Wow wow wow I just put that on my jacket like that
Starting point is 01:27:48 They haven't tasted most of the world That's crazy Hey Well he called you all types of slores That's crazy That's crazy That's crazy You could be a crazy home right
Starting point is 01:27:59 You could date Zion That's crazy That was funny fuck y'all Last one, we're off relationship, and this is just a good one to go out on. Yo, it was good. Rory, Maul, Julian, Damaris, Edin, Logan. My name's Jr. from Montreal, Canada. And the question I got is, is it fucked up for me to be happy that one of my family members is in jail?
Starting point is 01:28:30 Actually, I see where he's going. Like, I just want to know if y'all got a friend or family members. remember that's like unpredictable or bipolar and like the more he drinks it's worse or the more he smokes was worse I think the line big he wrote was for him the one we smoke I puff the more dangerous because this thing is crazy bro yeah this was the fun one Julian for me I just want to know you're sick yeah I mean I'm happy he's off the streets yeah but I understand what he's saying. I thought he was starting with a bit of like it's so great. I don't have to deal with family members now that like holidays I have free because everyone's not. But yeah, I mean, I feel him.
Starting point is 01:29:16 And not only that, some of these niggas belong in jail. Some of them belong in. I'm an advocate of somebody. Like, you know you see that one family member like, yo, why you don't just go back to jail? And holidays are much common. You're out here. You ain't doing shit. You stealing. You getting locked up. Auntie got a bail yard every other day. It's cost to her money. She's back on her rent now because she got to pay for a lawyer. It's like you're just a bet off in jail. Growing up, no joke shit, growing up, I had some family members and friends that when they would get locked up, I would be, I would feel relief because I would know that they were safe. If that makes sense, like, you're in jail. I know to an extent you're safe.
Starting point is 01:29:52 Like you out here keep doing what you doing. I'm worried about you constantly. It's not that they're safe. You're safe. Yeah, he sounded like he's hype. He ain't going to climb through my window. He's not going to kick my door. He's not going to steal my shit. shit. Like, I got cousins and uncles that are like super cleptos. My cousin all the time, I don't, y'all, y'all too young for this, but and back in the days at the supermarket, when you get caught stealing, they make you hold what you stole and take a picture and put that shit in front of the store. My cousin was up there, he mom. This nigga has steaks. This nigga was steaks, burgers. I'm like, yo, this nigga up here again.
Starting point is 01:30:24 Yeah, but it's like, all right. Why do they keep letting him in? That's the point of the picture. Right. Exactly. Like, you're supposed to be like, oh, no, this dude ain't supposed to be here. Nah. He was in there stealing. And getting locked up, getting beat up. It's like, yo, just go to prison. Are you wrong for that? No, I don't think they're wrong for that. Some people belong in jail, bro.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Listen, it is what it is. I don't know what Sopranos episode was when Fech gets out of jail. He lasts for a few episodes. And they don't want to kill him because he's a good guy. But he's just causing fucking havoc. And he's ruining the order of things. So they set him up to get locked up. Yeah, see, that's different.
Starting point is 01:31:00 If you set, I know that's fucked up. Because they didn't want to kill him. Right. But he was, like, ruining. He was in jail for like 40 years. So he came home and thought everything was still the fucking 30s. And it was a whole new family. And he was ruining everything.
Starting point is 01:31:14 But they didn't want to kill him. Right. Because that's their man's. And he's part of the crew. So set him up. So you set him up. So put him back to jail. He was already institutionalized.
Starting point is 01:31:23 He liked jail. Put him in the bathroom. That's pretty much what they did. Fair enough. Put him in a bathroom. I get it. So, I mean, I feel like this guy was probably the one that snitched on his family member. Yeah, no, I'm not mad at.
Starting point is 01:31:33 certain family members, certain people, even if they ain't family, you just know. Like, you know what's the best place for you, prison? I think you're going there. You get to know yourself. You get to read some books. You have nothing but time. You know what I mean? That's some, that may, that works, prison works for some people.
Starting point is 01:31:49 It helps some people. It does. And it's Canadian jail, so it's probably chill. That's true. A little smoking. Canada can get crazy in certain parts of Canada, too. Oh, absolutely. Montreal can get crazy.
Starting point is 01:32:00 The mandam. We saw the residuals of it yesterday. Yeah. Well, speaking of people that don't belong in jail, Travis Rudolph was not found guilty. I think the woman that tried to set him up should go to jail, but that's just my opinion. I think she's being tried. For sure. I know she gave like a deposition because they were picking apart her words.
Starting point is 01:32:19 I said this years ago and people got mad at me because I was saying, you know, anytime a woman, you know, puts the crime of, you know, sexual assault, rape, any of that on a guy. And they, you know, go through all the evidence and they go through it. and he's found not guilty and it's found that she actually lied about everything, the woman should absolutely have to face the jail time that that man was facing. Damn. Yeah, they should bear the way to that charge for sure. Absolutely. And I know it's a slippery slope because sometimes evidence and, you know, things like that.
Starting point is 01:32:49 I understand that part of it. But you have to send a message to people that because, again, this dudes, his life is forever tainted by this. Yep. You know what I mean? And it's, you know, if you talk about sexual assault and you're talking about rape, God bless, even somebody like Kobe Bryant. Like even though he was found that that rape case was throwing out, people to the, even now, even after it's passing, people still bring that up. And it's like, yo, you know he was found not guilty of that.
Starting point is 01:33:13 But it's a stain that stays with you just being accused of that. Accused of it, yeah. It's like, you know what I mean? So people should have to, they should have to wear the blunt of that. Like if you lied about that, the woman should definitely have to face because what it does is it, you know, again, slippery, slow. because now it may deter some women that aren't lying saying like, yo, what if they, I don't have enough evidence to prove it? To prove, I don't want to say that I was raped or sexually assaulted.
Starting point is 01:33:40 But it's like, you know, we got to find a way to find some type of grounds to where people that are not committing these crimes. And, you know, it's like, you can't have people just lying on people's name like that because, again, this is something that stays with you for the rest of your life. And that's not, that's a very dangerous thing because luckily, you know, he defended himself and he's okay. my first love had the same type of thing happened to him
Starting point is 01:34:03 and his girlfriend's family members actually killed him. Wow. Oh, Jesus. Say it again? So my first love got into an argument with his baby mother and she called her brother's cousins, whatever, say, oh, he's beaten me,
Starting point is 01:34:19 come get him, this, this and that, and they killed him. And he wasn't beating her? See, that's crazy. And what's also crazy with this case, she got on the stand and I'm paraphrasing of course but she was like
Starting point is 01:34:30 oh I just sent them over there to scare him to scare him with a gun you sent two men with guns to somebody's house and you're saying just to scare no he's going to defend himself yeah yeah
Starting point is 01:34:40 like you are on the hook for this yeah you can't you sent two people with guns to his house yeah you sent people with guns to my house and not kill them like it's your fault that these gentlemen are dead
Starting point is 01:34:50 yes yeah it's not my fault to have some type of charge for that like you need some type of even though your guilt is enough right but she still needed to go to jail no you she needs to go to prison she needs to go behind some prison walls and sit in the cell for for a few years absolutely i feel that i don't know too too much about this case was she in a relationship with him what why did she send those men
Starting point is 01:35:12 to i'm pretty sure they were in some type of toxic back and forth for okay gotcha yeah and she spent a lot of time there obviously it was his house uh and it was her she sent her brother and one of his friends to his house to press him. And then they obviously came in around like midnight, whatever. And he, I don't know, I don't think he killed her brother. I think he killed a friend. But yeah. Who was probably somebody else's brother.
Starting point is 01:35:37 She called a hit. That's what it is. I'm not speaking about this case in particular at all. But a lot of women think that their brothers and their homeboys are a lot tougher than they really are. Yep. They listen to the stories from their brothers and their cousins and their besties. And they think they're the toughest guys in the world.
Starting point is 01:35:54 and then they send them on a dummy mission and they're not that tough. Yeah. And. Or the person is just willing to defend themselves. Yeah. You know, which is what this situation is. Like, you know, I'm all for if, you know, you have brothers and cousins and, you know,
Starting point is 01:36:08 your boyfriend is putting hands with you be, oh, by all means, you know, tell your brothers and them and they're supposed to do it, you know, run down on him and tighten them up. But just give them fair warning like, yo, listen, he has a gun to and he will use it. or just not send them over there at all. That always works too. Is Arlina from Menace's Society? She's part of that murder case, right? She's an accessory to murder.
Starting point is 01:36:36 Oh, yeah, for sure. She sent her cousin on a dummy mission to get his ass whooped in the projects. Yeah, but then he went back. She didn't send him over to the house. No, of course not. She was actually trying to stop him, and he was like, you know,
Starting point is 01:36:49 nah, we're about to go handle this. But she sent him and put him in a situation where now he has to go and do that. Well, he didn't have to do that. He went to, he went a little too far. Like, because he got to, it was just a one-on-one. They didn't jump him. No.
Starting point is 01:37:04 You know what I mean? O'Dow didn't jump in. It was just kicking at the end. Well, yeah, I mean, that's just like the sign. That's just funny. Yeah, come on. He knocked out at this point. But that is a thing, though, that happens a lot.
Starting point is 01:37:15 You know, women send men over there and, you know, go check him, check him. And he said this to me, did that. We've seen it all the time. Somebody ended up getting hurt, killed. You know, you got to be very careful with her. This is why I tell women all the time, like, you know, know when to push that button. If it's just an argument, that's between y'all. But also, I don't want to sound like I'm defending Kane because his excuse of I had the Jimmy on extra tight is not an excuse that that's not your kid.
Starting point is 01:37:43 But I kind of felt the cousin at one point. Women need to have better control of their emotions. You need to control. And I'll say people because period. No, period. Just women. Just one. No, period.
Starting point is 01:37:53 Just one. People need to have better control of their emotions. But when it comes to stuff like this, women have, I've been in that situation where I've, I've made a call that could have went wrong because my heart was so broken. If somebody is controlling your emotions like that, you need to just leave. You need to leave. You need to leave them. It's not worth it. You know, the hit on Edding?
Starting point is 01:38:14 That's crazy. I broke your heart. I thought of hit at Ducey Poulouza. Oh. Wait, what? He's such, all right. Some nice guy. to you he's a little evil person but anyway um if he harms you physically i get it but if he just
Starting point is 01:38:29 like was fucking other bitches now that's too far wow let me get their heart broken and they do stupid shit i was young but you know wait that so that was the fight at pelusa no i'm joking there's no fights anyway um but yeah maris causing friction at that pelusa the first and only fight oh my god it would be damaris behind the fight It wasn't me. Whatever. Anyway, just we're gonna just forget it. It happened. But when he was getting jumped, you call him a palooser.
Starting point is 01:39:02 Mom, you can say that. The outro now. Thing. Yeah. You can close the episode. I told Julian, am I calling this Nuggets Miami Series of what? What? I mean, I agree with you. It's only 2-1. I had Nuggets in 5. Damn.
Starting point is 01:39:19 Jokage, history. First ever 30, 20, 10. triple double in the finals. Yeah. He's just a different player. He's fucking great, man. I saw headlines. Is this the greatest season
Starting point is 01:39:29 from a big man ever in NBA history? No. That was a headline today? No. Dumbass headline. They have to go back and look at some of them Will Chamberl's seasons. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Look at the numbers he was putting up. I mean, Shaq lost to Aaron Carter. Oh, my God. I think this series may get out of hand. I think it's great that Miami got one win in, but I don't see it. games in. So you're still sticking with nuggets. It's four one nuggets. I think the nuggets.
Starting point is 01:39:57 I tell you, I think Miami won the only game they're going to win the other night in Denver. Miami is just outmatched. It's not fair. Yes, they just outmatched. Yolk it's just too much. Jamal Murray. They're just playing on a different level. This is Sixers, Lakers, and 01. It feels like it. Like that. I see that. Iverson brought a team that did not deserve to be in the finals to the finals.
Starting point is 01:40:21 to the finals, and they were up against fucking one of the greatest team we've seen. I love Jimmy Butler. I think he's a competitor. He's a tough player. But he doesn't have enough,
Starting point is 01:40:32 he doesn't have enough help to go against this Nuggets team. Yokic and Jamal Murray. That one-two combo is just too much for Miami's. You know, so it is what it is. With Lowry getting older,
Starting point is 01:40:48 Chris Paul is no longer with the sons. Yeah, You know, older gentlemen love to go down to Miami to retire. Two seasons with the heat, Chris Paul and Jimmy Butler. Like it makes sense. That'd be kind of cool. I'm not mad at that.
Starting point is 01:41:00 Yeah. It ain't going nowhere. I think D. Wade comes on as assistant coach. Nice. That'd be interesting. I could see that happening. Why? He has ownership in the Jazz.
Starting point is 01:41:09 Yeah, I was going to say the Jazz. Oh, fuck, that's right. I totally forgot about that. He can't coach for the only. That'd be crazy. No, absolutely not. But he could go to Lakers. I feel like the league owes Chris Paul that much.
Starting point is 01:41:18 They blocked last time. And that was the only time someone was blocked. with a trade. Yeah, but this is not... It's not the time to go. No, but not only that. They're in rebuilding here? That trade at the league block
Starting point is 01:41:27 when he was going to the Lakers, that was a ring. It was for sure. Him going to Miami food with this team is not a ring. But he's owed one. He's owed what, a ring? Not a ring,
Starting point is 01:41:38 but owed a ridiculous trade to a team that's going to guarantee him a ring. Because they blocked that and after that allowed every A&U team. With Kevin Durant and Devin Book it before Jimmy Butler and Bam out of bio. You don't know who else is going to go to the heat. Listen, man
Starting point is 01:41:51 Well, whoever else they get Miami is not Then you got the Warriors Coming back next year Like, so they're gonna be in a hunt Denver's gonna try to defend their title next year Like it's Well, the Spurs are gonna win it all
Starting point is 01:42:05 Well I got your mans Yeah, Victor Victor is all Vic versus the league Yeah You think Wemniana is gonna shake the league up like that Yes
Starting point is 01:42:13 What? I'm just throwing it out there Bro, I saw him This is, I will never stop He shot a three missed it and was at the rim for the putback That was a crazy clip I love that clip
Starting point is 01:42:24 Are you fucking kidding me? I mean Follow your shot His only knock is He just he's just gonna get body Like he is so frail He'll that's He can stay at the three point line
Starting point is 01:42:36 Who could defend that shot? No but not only that You put five people on him You can't defend that shot The physicality of the game You learn that He's gonna put on weight He's gonna put on muscle like
Starting point is 01:42:43 They should date Zion's women Yeah true So she can cook for him Put some weight on him Get some weight on him. He's the next king. Speaking of next king, Messi signed with the inter- Miami
Starting point is 01:42:56 MLS team, which is absolutely fucking crazy for a player as big, as influential as Leo Messi to come to the MLS and play is a, you know, the ticket's already sold out. You already see what this is. This is like, you know,
Starting point is 01:43:14 this is MLS's dream for a player like Messi to come to the league. The average ticket. ticket was about $65. After Messi signed, they were going for just shy of 500. The average ticket. Damn.
Starting point is 01:43:26 How many years did he sign for again? I'm sorry. I'm not sure what the contract looks like. He's probably going to do one year. Liv is going to be crazy for that year. So Leo Messi, he signed a two-year deal into Miami. Barcelona didn't offer him a contract. And Messi turned down a billion dollars for two seasons
Starting point is 01:43:48 in a Saudi league. Probably just playing by himself for oil billionaires. I mean, just think about that. You 35 years old and a Saudi league is offering you a billion dollars for two years. That's $500 million a year. And you like, nah, I'm cool. At 35 years old.
Starting point is 01:44:05 I'm sure there was some stipulations within that that were fucking nuts. But here's the crazy part about it. I think that by him coming to the MLS, he probably not from the MLS, but he will probably make more Very close.
Starting point is 01:44:19 He's probably getting the David Beckham treatment, meaning when he signed to the LA Galaxy, they gave him ownership, part ownership of that team, the league. Like, he probably has stipulations. He has other things around. He's not just going away. They threw him the league, probably. It's like when the president takes a $400,000 salary.
Starting point is 01:44:36 Like, that's not the money they're here for. They're here for that position. And I'm sure Adidas, if that's who he goes with or whatever, he's going to get. And the pizza. He's stupid, man. Anyways, whoever he goes with shoe contract-wise, I'm sure he'll get close to that. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:44:53 To have him in America selling soccer cleats. It's a big deal. Yeah. Just don't say anything about the Jews. The team had about a million followers on Instagram. Immediately after he signed, they jumped to over 4 million followers. God. Jersey's going to go crazy.
Starting point is 01:45:09 Yeah, he's going to get that billion. Oh, while we're on Saudi money, did you guys, have you been following the PGA? No. No. So, oh, my, this is so fucked up. So the Saudi started a golf league. And they were giving players like $500 million. They're just like throwing bags at them to just get them off the PGA tour and join their league.
Starting point is 01:45:29 The PGA said if you join this tour, it's immortal. And it goes against the grain of the game. You're staining this and beautiful sport. It's against our history. They were like shunning the players that went and signed with that league while saying that they were quietly bridging a deal between their league and the Saudi league. So now the PGA is a partner with them. and they're bridging the leagues together, which means all the players that ultimately turned down
Starting point is 01:45:53 to respect the game of golf just missed out on like a billion dollar opportunity. That's fucked up. Because the PGA told him it was wrong while they were quietly inking a deal. And now very few players like Dustin Johnson got a bag. I'm trying to think of, I think, I think Roy McElroy signed with that.
Starting point is 01:46:10 Some players cashed out while others had the opportunity to take an easily, say, 50 million, didn't do it out of respect. Good for the Rory's. Good for the Roury's. Great for the Rourys. I think we have the same birthday, too. Wow. Look at that.
Starting point is 01:46:24 That's, I mean, that's kind of like when Bronn is an activist until it's time to talk about China. Like, there's certain things leagues are vocal about until someone pulls you aside and say, hey, we're in cahoots with them. Yeah. Yeah. Like, we understand everything you're saying, but you can't say. That's, I mean, that's where Bron and them looked crazy. and I get why people would be mad at them but I also understand their side.
Starting point is 01:46:49 They were speaking up against something they didn't realize they were not allowed to speak up against. Hey, we're with China. Braun, relax. The NBA is partners with those guys. Jesus. Well, either way, I'm going to try to catch a messy game.
Starting point is 01:47:04 Can you get us tickets? I don't know messy personally. I'm just trying to just get a ticket if I can since we're not in Europe enough to catch a Euro league game. I mean, but you run Collins. Like, how? This is explaining me how?
Starting point is 01:47:19 Tell me how. If you can break it down and tell me how I run Collins, I'll agree with you. Because that one time we went out in Miami. That one time. There you go. What you go on this weekend? You here? Are you in town?
Starting point is 01:47:28 I am, yeah. I think I'm going to bring my mom to the studio this weekend. Nice. She's been dying to come, but, you know, Neanderthals can't have a Catholic woman around you guys. Why? That's not racist. She literally raised you. I don't think we can do anything to surprise her.
Starting point is 01:47:42 Wow. Much worse for me, too. I'm the evolved version. All right, well, we get out of here. We're going to go over to Patreon now. Subscribe to our Patreon now. Thank you for subscribing. Thank you for continuing to subscribe to our Patreon.
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