New Rory & MAL - Episode 180 | Did Mal Fumble Or Did Rory Dirty Mack?
Episode Date: June 30, 2023Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while Mal heads to Canada to hit Drake’s estate. Natur...ally, since it’s ‘Merica Day we talk about bald eagles, bud light and fireworks. Well the time has already come. The ‘Idol’ is being canceled. Does this hurt The Weeknd? Meanwhile, real actors are going on strike to join the ongoing writers holdout. Then we owe Jonathan Majors an apology. Drake releases an IG caption book that Demaris plans on using. When’s the last time you got butterflies? And is Drake pushing his album because of Lil Uzi? It’s time for voicemails! Today we give great friend advice and also have a historic moment…our first “dump him”. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Do you still get nervous with it?
You get butterflies?
It's been a while.
Stomach turning.
A man getting butterflies is wild.
I think it's cute.
That's what love feels like.
I'm not saying I'm not a butterfly man over here.
I get a butterfly.
I get nervous around the hunts sometimes.
First of all.
Hunts?
No,
Bobby
Become
America
All right
So who has the best
Plans for the 4th of July?
I don't think I have any at all
Except for just to celebrate America
That's the greatest plan
Just to drape myself in the flag
And talk about freedom
Storm the Capitol maybe
Only place that is freedom
Did you guys know that in the world?
And any time we've been attacked
It's because they were jealous of our freedom
And that's why no one likes us
In the world
Okay
It's true
They're jealous of it's just of.
our freedom.
Yeah.
The only place in the world that has it.
MIR.
So everyone appreciate it.
Happy July 4th.
Everybody was free after July 4th.
Merck.
We still not free, but...
Julian, what's your plans for the 4th?
Mine?
No, mine.
Yours, yes.
Fuck you.
I'm not doing anything.
I just get drunk.
Probably drink a bunch of bud lights.
Nice.
I like it.
Keep you trans.
I feel that.
Okay.
Do you know they stock like plummeted at 30% after that?
They'll be fine.
Yeah. It's mud light.
They'll be fine.
I'm just saying, I just think that's crazy.
And people are drinking Modello instead, which is distributed by Anheuser-Busch.
But, you know, America's really smart.
Fucking idiots.
Damarcity plans for the fourth?
I'm trying to be where the sundresses are.
Oh, my God.
You sound like the little mermaid.
I want to be where the rich niggas are.
Oh, my God.
I want to see.
Ed and you?
Wait, sundresses and the rich guys?
Like pick one.
I mean, the rich guys can be with a sundressers are
The rich guys are always where the sun dresses are
All right, even with the bisexual thing
That day just pick which one
Like even with the bisexual thing
Like Saturday you could be straight
And then Sunday you could be gay
How about that?
Last Sunday was the one to be gay at
Yeah, last Sunday was gay as fuck last Sunday for sure
But I feel like when you go out
You weren't gay as sexual person
I was the only one at the parade
I was eating pussy. How are you going to tell me I wasn't gay?
You ate pussy last weekend?
Now we're getting somewhere.
See?
For pride?
Is that like Lint?
Like what do you do?
He got to eat pussy for pride?
Like, what is that?
Did I miss out?
Well, we can't eat pussy for pride.
That'd be going against everything.
No, y'all got a suck dick.
Or you just took that too.
All the way, fuck.
I'm not, I'm not that proud.
Yeah.
I'm definitely not that proud.
You guys aren't the proud boys?
No.
Not at all.
That's still the most ironic name ever for that group.
No, definitely not the proud boys.
Uh, all right.
But tell us more about the proud boys.
this prideful
sandwich you had.
Or taco.
Oh, taco.
Yeah.
That was good.
No.
Yeah.
I was just,
I was prideful.
Celebrated.
I was with my girlfriend
and we had a good time.
Were you just like,
it's the day of?
When you say girlfriend,
do you mean like a friend that's a female
or like your girlfriend?
It's complicated.
But yes.
But I like that way.
At least you're consistent because even your relationships
with your boyfriends are complicated.
So even your relationships with
your girlfriend is complicated. Anything I'm consistent for sure. How cool is that that
lesbians and bisexual women get to have that title so blurred? Like,
that's my girlfriend, but not my girlfriend, but it's still the same word.
Oh, get the fuck out of here. You all, that's a blurred-ass relationships too.
That's incredible that, no, you still my girlfriend. Do we? Do y'all? Yeah, y'all have
girlfriends and all have child girlfriends. I don't think we allow to have blurred.
Yeah, but if she's not my girlfriend, I don't say that's my girlfriend. You get the luxury
of saying that. To say that's a girlfriend and it still be complicated. Yeah, you have to add
context to it.
Okay.
I'm gonna let you talk
get shot shit off
because I'm being nice.
Okay.
What are you talking about?
We can just be like that we're girlfriends.
I say girlfriends,
but I'm actually referring to girls
that are friends.
That's weird.
Yeah,
that's weird.
That's not really about,
that's your friend.
She's a girl.
Only girls can call their girlfriends.
Like,
Rears my girlfriend.
No,
that's your friend.
Why can't you just call her your friend?
Why can you just call her your friend?
Because when I'm,
what you want sex in the city?
That's your friend.
I was about to say like,
Who are you?
I got like,
Home girl.
Like home girl is usually the term.
That's what Mall says home girl.
You're one step away from calling her your twin.
Stop.
And that's the nastiest of the nasty.
And then two steps away from treacherous twin.
Yeah.
And that's disgusting.
That's filthy level.
A man can't call a female his twin or a male.
Well, you can.
Well, I have a twin sister.
Oh, yeah.
Well, that's accepted.
But you can't like your friend.
You can't say yo twin.
I've never said that.
Twin and them.
You call her your girlfriend.
You might as well say twin.
But I'm saying usually when we're speaking in generalization,
I'll say, oh, I was with my girlfriend.
Like, now that you guys know who Greer is, I'll just say Greer.
But if it's another woman, I'll say that.
When you're talking to a woman that you're interested in dating,
you don't refer to Greer as your girlfriend?
All the time.
So when you've had a girlfriend, you refer to other girls as your girlfriend?
Yeah.
That's what you do you say.
Do you think Greer refers to you as her boyfriend?
Huh?
Do you think Greer refers to you as a boyfriend?
I don't fucking know.
Maybe.
Let me help you out.
She does it.
No.
She probably says my black friend.
Sure.
She definitely doesn't see.
If you're the black friend.
If you're the black friend, that's insane, first of all.
By white girl's standards.
He's definitely the black.
Yeah.
But like if Grimm, like my black friend and you pull up and it's like a real black guy there, he's like, you know, come on.
That's the thing.
There would be no other black guy there.
That's sick.
What do you say to my career?
She's white.
No, but like deeper than that.
What are you saying about her?
Oh, I'm the black friend.
I know my role.
You're the representation.
Yeah.
I'm the quota.
Okay.
White women.
Got to love it.
What are your plans?
for a 4th of July.
I'm gonna go to Montreal for the Jazz Fest.
My mom been wanting to go up for some years.
On American.
Yeah.
So I'm gonna go to Montreal for the Jazz Fest.
It's like two or three days.
What are you?
Part of the Confederate Army?
No, I'm just, you know, Montreal is beautiful, man.
Why would you leave America on America's birthday?
Because as I just asked around the room,
y'all have zero fucking plans.
Like, y'all are not doing anything.
Getting drunk and doing nothing is pretty damn American.
That's a regular fucking day in America.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I could go like Bald Eagle watching or something.
True.
Somewhere.
Where are you going to go ball to?
Eagle watching. New Jersey?
Don't cut your hair. They attack bald heads.
Is that true? Yeah. They're not bald either,
which is kind of weird. Yeah. They're kind of bald.
How did the eagle end up being like our mascot?
I don't know. But you know, the sound that you're used to is not actually the sound of the bald eagle.
Because they swoop down and kill people and take shit that isn't theirs.
What is the sound of a bald eagle? I don't even know what's like some bullshit.
It's a really whack.
It sounds more birdie than masculine.
Have you guys ever seen one before?
No. I saw a world eagle before.
Where? In Canada?
No. It was upstate somewhere.
Do you look, bald men beware
An eagle owl has been attacking your kind
Okay
That's kind of like orcas and boats
All right, well, where I had I guess
Yeah, but you would a ballhead
I'll dress like Jewel's and going on the forest
But if you had a ballhead like that
You know that changes your entire like
The way people speak to you
Okay, I'm on board so far
Yeah like a glory
Why and how and what are they saying?
White power, I don't know
You know how Roy is.
Oh, I would.
I would definitely look way more racist.
Yeah.
That one, like,
shirt you have with the American flag,
the FD and Y,
like the post 9-11 flag,
if you wore that shirt,
baldy.
Oh,
one that you wore when you said,
with some,
with like your dusty's pair
of new balances.
Big Aryan vibe.
Big Aryan vibe.
Big Aryan.
When you go to prison,
you have to pick a side.
That's a fact.
That's,
what side would you pick?
I just don't know if the Crips
would have me.
I might.
No.
If the Crips would have me.
They might not be welcoming.
I have thought about,
that and like another one of 10,000 reasons why I would not survive in prison nor want to go to
prison is like I would have to like click up with with the whites you have to be white for the
first time in your life and then like I have tattoos already if I don't get the Nazi symbol they're
going to look at me crazy is that how that works but we're always fucked if he goes to jail
anyway you slice it because he's going to have to he's going to have so attractive no but you're
going to have to like join like with your white brothers right that's what I'm saying I'd have to
join the Aryan race but then once they do that homework on you you
and they do diligence and they see you only date black women,
they're going to call your nigger lover.
Yeah.
And then they're going to jump you and kick you out of the game.
They call me that on Twitter and IG if I just refresh the page now.
What?
They go to jail to be called that.
No, they do that.
What?
No, they do.
Yes, they do.
You know, they call Rory that?
I'm sure.
Remember the one day, Elon?
I might call that white guilt.
Because you have to understand, there is a large part of hip hop fans that are white
fans that like hip hop but hate black people.
Like, they're just into the music, but they actually despise.
That's a large group of.
of hip-hop. And they listen to our
podcast as well. So they, oh my God.
How come I didn't see? I would have retweeted that.
That's what you were to retweeted?
Ma, remember the day Elon
was like, I'm done with word censorship
and the hard ER
was trending because all people wanted to tweet?
Oh, that was his... It was Rory's inbox.
That was his replies.
That was your midgett? Yeah, what?
I didn't know his midges was trending like that.
Yeah. Damn. Elon sent me up, man. That's fucked up.
Oh, yeah. I'm going to
I'm going to go to Montreal for a couple of days and go to the jazz festival, my mom and sisters and cousin.
Just chill.
I guess that's American, sort of.
Yeah.
Canada's American a little bit.
Friendly neighbors to the north.
You're going to miss us?
I am.
No, you're not.
No, he's not.
I am.
You're going to go a week without us and start to feel weak without us?
Is that what you tell them?
Get that from Drake's poetry book.
Seven days without prayer mix one week.
I bet you never thought of it that way.
You're right.
I never thought.
I have never thought of that.
Never in my life have I thought about that, Rory.
It's a classic Auntie Facebook style.
Oh, my God.
Jesus Christ.
So, yes, that's our plans for the Fourth of July.
I hope all of y'all have fun, be safe.
Yes.
And I want everybody to come back with all their fingers, please.
Please.
Don't blow your fucking hands on.
Especially you, Eddn.
Julian, you can lose a thumb or two.
I don't care.
Eddn, please.
What?
Me and Eddn did safe fireworks last year.
Kind of.
Fast hands.
I mean, they were on my roof.
They were on his roof.
Yeah.
But they were the safe ones.
Like, I legally bought them.
Those are always corny.
The legally bought fireworks.
Rory almost set his roof off.
I don't know why he's over there capping.
For insurance money.
I'm a honer.
I haven't heard, well, I have heard fireworks already,
but it's not as bad as I thought it would be yet.
I know it's still got a couple days until it gets really bad.
But like, it's been, this year's kind of been decent compared to the last few.
The last year they started, I thought it was the Fourth of July every day for like two months.
They're gearing up, though. You never know.
I think it'll last through September.
Oh, yeah, yeah. Once it starts, the fourth.
That's it. The rest of the summer.
Traumatizing a month for dogs.
Oh, dogs. Yeah. Yeah.
Yeah. And also, again, for, like, homeowners.
Like, I really pay taxes in my neighborhood.
So, like, please get these children off my street with these fireworks.
Are they that bad on your block?
I'm two or three blocks away from the projects, so.
Oh, yeah. The projects forget about it.
And it's, like, low-rise projects, so you could definitely get all your fireworks off.
Yeah.
It's not scared with the high-rise.
Yeah, it's kind of wild.
Well, either way, I want you all to be safe, please.
Edin, you're the only one whose fingers I care about.
A-yo.
A-yo?
I mean, not like, I mean, he's fast hands, Eddie.
He has to push a lot of buttons.
We could get him, like, one of those, like, fake hands.
prosthetics.
My face.
Like a dog?
Yeah.
Anyways.
Or your toes.
We have a lot to get to.
Do we?
Julian's favorite show.
Let's get to it.
His idol.
Don't put this on me.
The weekends.
Definitely your favorite show.
The show is terrible.
You name the show.
You were loving the show.
Because the weekend was in it.
He is your idol.
Run the tape.
I never said I liked this show.
It sucked.
No, we told you it sucked the first episode.
You were like, you guys haven't even seen it.
Because we were, we agreed as a team to watch it before we recorded.
They didn't.
So I walked into the studio and they're watching it and they're on their phones.
And then they didn't finish the episode.
And they're like, this is terrible.
I was like, you weren't even paying attention.
So they were kind of right from the beginning.
The show does suck.
But they, they couldn't at that time.
I can't give honest.
But House of balloons, right?
I mean, but House of Balloon.
Come on, I might relapse.
All right.
So episode five just came out, right?
Four.
Worst thing ever.
They're canceling it at five.
Originally, they were just going to cancel it after the full season.
But now they're going to cut it off midseason.
But it's funny because a report that came out that they canceled season two.
Yes.
And then HBO denied that claim.
It was like, no, that's not true.
And now the first season is being canceled before it's even.
Yes.
Complete.
Done.
Yep.
Before we know the ending.
Yeah.
Did any of you guys watch the fourth episode?
No.
I didn't see.
Oh, my God.
Is it bad?
It's one of the worst shows, period.
That is so, the reason why this is shocking me is because, first of all, when I found out it was the creators of Euphoria, I was like, okay, good team.
They put out a hit show.
They got some clout.
Then when they said the weekend was in it, I'm like, okay, the weekend has been in character for the past couple years in his own world as an artist.
might have something there
they're cooking them
or something here
Johnny Depp's daughter
yeah it was everything
the recipe was there
No she's been traumatized
so she's got to be a great actress
Gotta be a great actress
Yeah method
So the recipe
She's been traumatized
So
I read the script
The rest of the ingredients
Were there for a good show
On paper
Sure
But now we get a cancellation
Only five episodes
Into the first season
It's just a porn fantasy
And I have a high tolerance
For like sick shit
Like you know me
it's just
it's just
the weekend
and Sam's rape fantasy
it's just
that whole fourth
episode is just her
like him eating her
out in the back
of a car
they go into the store
to shop
he's fucking her
in the dressing room
they come back to the home
he's eating her
out in front of all the guests
it's like it's just
him fucking her
in every scene
right it's horrible
like there's no
storyline
and it's just like
they just progressively
undress her
she gets more
and more naked
as the show goes on
like
fucks more people
she just get yeah
It's just, and then the whole...
It's overly horny.
I think this is a classic case of when you're in,
I think what happened in the show mirrored on set in real life
where everyone that was on set production,
whoever bought into the cult that was the show,
the cult that they were creating in the show
and thought this was groundbreaking and something that, you know,
was bigger than it was.
And then when you present it and remove yourself from that reality
and show it to the normal world, us, the consumer,
that's when you start seeing how ridiculous and terrible this is.
Well, sorry, I hate to cut you off,
but a bit of backstory with this show.
So before it even premiered, right,
the reason why the weekend and Rolling Stone had beef
is because Rolling Stone had came out with an article
that said that the original director left,
like through when 80% of the season was already filmed.
Her name was Amy Seamets or something like that.
Seamon, yeah, makes sense.
Yeah, she left, right?
What happened was,
I was going to fill a shoe with semen.
Yeah, because the weekend came in and said the show is too much from a female perspective, right?
The original show, it was too much going, heading too much into a female perspective.
He hated it.
They bought Sam Levinson in, and he rewrote the entire thing.
They fired half the staff.
Like, the show was done.
And then they flipped it and redid it completely.
Whoever he wrote Euphoria with should have been on set.
Because it's some of the worst writing ever.
And what makes it even worse than just being bad dialogue?
is they think they're being deep.
Exactly.
That's the most annoying poor.
Outside of the shitty dialogue,
they think they're like really
have some groundbreaking,
like you don't understand
the idle metaphor we're making here.
And then in the last episode,
they try to do the twist
of like maybe she's the leader of the cults.
And it's just bad.
When you try to get too deep
and the dialogue sucks already,
I totally get why they would cancel it.
It shot really well.
I think the weekend should buy that footage
from HBO
and make some music videos.
Because it's shot, right?
Do we think that this hurts the weekend?
No.
No, I think this character, it's so far removed.
And it's weird because for the first time, you know, I'm a stand.
They've been putting out singles, like, with each episode.
Like, they'll preview music in the show and then eventually it's smart on their part.
They'll release that on DSPs.
I haven't listened to any of those songs in real life.
I don't care to.
I hate that show so much.
I won't even listen to the music that they put out from it.
So that's what I'm saying, that you don't think that hurts the weekend?
No, because once he puts out a new album and starts his actual I'm the artist rollout, I'll tap it.
No, I'm not talking about as far as like music.
I'm talking about his wanting to jump into like TV and TV.
Yes, it hurts.
Oh, yeah.
That's what I was saying.
Oh, he's done.
He's done.
He's done.
I don't know if he's done, but he should take some time.
Definitely not going to make the pivot that I think he thought he would make.
Take down the ponytail.
Music-wise, I don't think he'll ever work with Mike Dean again.
Mike Dean is pissed.
Why'd you drag me into this nonsense?
You want to see, look at this.
Mark Dean is an old man that.
rarely leaves his house.
Why did they drag him into this?
Yeah, I mean, I thought that this was going to be a good show.
I'm not going to know.
I am surprised that it's canceled.
Just because, like I said, the recipe was there for a great show.
But I guess it took a hard left somewhere.
Mike Dean's character was this.
Character, he's Mike Dean.
I'm just saying, like, they make, they, like, really lean into the whole.
It's just him hopping out of a Tesla, ripping a bong, like, him just smoking.
Blonde. He doesn't have an empty
hand the whole show. He's just chief in a blunt
and just laughing at the weekend sexually
assault, Lily Rose Deb.
Yeah, it's very odd. It's very, very odd.
But I don't know.
I think this hurts
Sam Levistine.
Levinson. I made him too Jewish,
my bad. Okay.
I think this hurts
him more than anyone because he
was batting a thousand. He was the golden child.
He did Euphoria, obviously.
And then the, what's the other one?
with Denzel's son that you love was Indeia.
Oh, the Malcolm and Marie.
Yeah.
He did that as well.
And it looked like those two were going to stay together and she was going to star
and everything that he wrote and they were going to be that new combo.
This, I think, hurts him more than anything.
Or it starts to raise questions and I'm not raising them, but people are going to talk.
Is he really as ill as we thought he was?
because if you're going to go out and do something else outside of the internal team you have and it's like this, who's really the good writer over there?
Who's really the one that's putting these shows together?
Because we see what you did when you broke off from the tribe.
Yeah.
And we got this.
I'm not saying that's the case, but that's how I think people will view it.
But if you look at Euphoria and Malcolm and Marie both, if you remove Zendaya and her amazing acting out of that, is it really that good of a show?
Yes.
That's pretty, well, Euphoria is very well-written.
Euphoria is a great show.
There's also great actors and actresses outside of her carrying the show as well,
but it is a very well-written show, very well-shot.
It's shot better than any show.
It's so good that they had to get an actress as great as Zendaya.
They had to.
That's how good that show is.
Like, they couldn't get an actress that was like, you know, she's good.
They had to get a great actress.
And it's one of those shows that has retroactively launched everyone else.
else is like Cindy Sweeney took off because of Euphoria that.
Jacob Elroy, the football guy, took off from that show.
Like there's been a lot of careers made from that show.
I mean, I think it's overly exaggerated in a lot of places in the show, but at least they
do it in a good way.
How they exaggerated shit in Idol is fucking awful.
Like in Euphoria, when the sons and dad were fucking the same girl, but they were gay,
but both gay.
Like that was very over the top, but at least it played well in the story.
line with the kid and the dad
being a fucking dirtbag
it was over the top but it played
well everything in the show is over
the top and awful
like everything is just bad
yeah nah but when the weekend ate around
on sunset I felt that
you able to on sunset before
no
it's such a bad
like actually on the street or a hotel
on sunset
oh well neck is
alright
am I the weekend
I know you want to be
All Coke aside
Jonathan Mason
Probably in your other friend group they call you able
It's funny
Anyways
With the shitty writing strike
It shows in this
And now actors are about to go on strike
Are we fucked as far as entertainment goes
Outside of music?
I'm not going to say fucked
But I do think that
In some way I think this is a good thing
I think that this gives a lot more room for new creatives to kind of like get out there and do that thing.
Okay.
Because these are like, you know, this strike is for like the big A-listers.
So if you're like an up-and-coming writer, producer, actor, I think that this is space for you now to put out some good work.
Well, I think anyone that joins SAG is part of the, part of the strike in general.
Yeah.
So it's the A-listers leading it just to show like we're not fucking around because
Jennifer Lawrence is involved.
But like even writers that aren't really big.
They're on strike as well, even the younger up-and-coming writers just because they are
part of that community.
This I think is going to get weird.
And I think we'll see it hit at the top of 2024 because they would be shooting everything
now.
Yeah.
I think it's going to take over a year.
Winter of 2024 is when I think we'll start to get.
more shows, movies, TV series at the earliest.
Isn't the writer strikes supposed to be over in like October, September
October?
I'm not sure about that, but if the actors are about to go on strike and the writers come back,
kind of pointless.
Yeah.
Unless, you know, they find new talent that isn't part of SAG or doesn't want to be part
of that strike.
I just think that's going to get difficult.
They said the only shows that would be able to continue our like reality TV.
Oh my God.
Which started really took off.
if you look at it when the initial writer strike happened.
They just needed unscripted television.
So those kind of things would take off in like talk shows, day shows.
But even those require like writers.
I mean, Ray J may just own this year.
It just may be like a Ray J. decade.
Because he can write, produce, acts, reality TV.
Reality TV went too crazy though.
Like I think reality TV is good if it's like good reality TV.
But now they just got anything on TV.
Like everybody has a fucking show now
I'll give us an example
That Jocelyn show
What is that?
Which Jocelyn show?
Are you talking about
With the Shippers?
Yeah
Jocelyn's Cabaret?
Yeah, with a fire
You know what's crazy
Jocelyn's actually not that bad
And I hate reality
It's actually pretty good
They actually have a goal
A goal
And I mean she's a goat
In that shit too
So she's gonna be a star in reality TV
Why y'all didn't tell me
They called Jocelyn cocaine beer
I didn't know
I was not aware of that
I didn't know that was her, A.k.a.
Yeah, at the Wilson name when she was backstage beating that girl up.
It was like, yo, look at cocaine.
That explains a lot.
I was like, yo.
She was getting busy.
She was fucking, she was popping on anybody.
Yeah.
She was swinging.
This one girl walked to order with a camera.
She swung on her.
She was popping on anybody.
And I just found out that they called a cocaine bear.
I get it, though.
She was probably sober, too.
Right.
No.
That is not a sober woman.
I think no.
Fuck no.
She's poor.
She's not.
I think she might have been drunk.
That didn't go.
She's Puerto Rico.
That's not so...
You know?
I saw those eyes, bro.
Those eyes, they got it right
with cocaine beer.
They got it right with cocaine beer.
They got it right.
That is fucking hilarious.
But I mean, reality TV,
it's always been shitty in a great way.
Yeah, but now it's just too much shit.
Nick Lachay's cornered that market.
It's too much shitty, though.
Like, it's too much shitty in the reality TV world.
I mean, I kind of prefer the older reality shows
to these, like, love island things
that Nick Lachay and his wife are doing.
they're pimping a lot of desperate people.
Yeah.
They might be the biggest pimps on earth.
That's what I'm saying.
It's just too much.
Like, sometimes you got to be like,
nah,
I'm cool.
Like,
because it's like,
once that's out there,
it's over.
I now see Razby and Orlando,
what's his name?
Orlando,
Brown.
Orlando Brown was fighting.
Ratsby said it was 60 Crip.
And now he's apologizing for saying 60 Cripp.
First of all,
you didn't love that clip?
No.
It makes me want to go watch that show.
it's not that I didn't love it's listen
it's funny right but it's like
they're really putting money it's a production
crew shooting this shit yeah because it's making
the money don't misquote Razby
he said that's on rolling 60s
blood
that's what he said but this is what I'm saying
I think you confused the two and that he's
posing a video apologizing said he's
an entertainer he's not a gang
member like it's
I love when people
are on camera saying something direct
and then their response to it he's like I didn't mean
it like that. Yeah, he blamed it on, he blamed it on the show. He was like, yeah, it gets kind of crazy.
So what did you mean when you said on Rowan 60s? What was, he said, what did I miss in the
context? He said Orlando Brown said blood, so he went to Cous and Crip. That was, that was his.
The lights in the sprinter are blue. But he said that's not what he meant. What did he mean?
I don't know, man. This is what I'm trying to say. It's just, like, this is a lot of these dudes
are suffering from mental health issues. We know Orlando Brown. For sure. Drug abuse. For sure. Drug abuse.
No, Orlando Brown is far.
But we've been on that.
And I think it's fucked up that people keep putting a camera and microphone in front of it.
Yeah, and that's what I'm saying.
So it's just like, everything is just because people watch it and click on it,
it doesn't mean that it's good.
Doesn't mean that it's good for you.
We can't say that.
I'm sure all the chicks on flavor of love were not the most mentally stable.
They were women.
We put cameras on mentally ill people all the time.
And that's a problem.
I agree.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a problem.
bought that up about Jerry Springer, God bless
the dead. And I told you that he was
exploitative and that
he started a wave of exploiting people who are
mentally ill, poor, etc.
You was like, no, they volunteered to go on there.
They got paid for it. Yes.
But what are you supposed to do when I said? I didn't say
he got paid for it. There is the goat. I don't know if they got paid
for it. I would never say that. But I'm not saying I didn't say
they didn't volunteer. And that's fine at 3 p.m.
Like 8 p.m. with these reality shows, you could put other
content there. 3 p.m. is just
that's what it is.
We're talking about
the people.
Not the goddamn
slot.
We're talking about
the actual people.
No, I agree.
Jerry Springer definitely
exploited plenty of people.
Jerry Springer is a legend.
Rest and peace
to the legend.
Oh, legends exploit.
Sometimes why they're so legendary
because they've exploited the best.
Mona Scott's a legend too.
Absolutely.
Yeah.
Oprah.
Did Mona...
You know how I feel about Oprah.
Did Mona exploit in the beginning?
Big MAGA.
Did she exploit in the beginning?
Yeah.
I think it was more.
exploitation once the platform
got bigger, then you were really just
exploiting people's fucking trauma
and giving them a whole bunch
of fucking alcohol because you know they're going to act stupid.
I'm not saying her intentions were
great on season one, but
it was really supposed to be about love and hip-hop.
It was supposed to be
about women that were in relationships
with rappers. It grew
to a very much
exploitative. It had nothing to do with love or hip-hop.
Like, I don't think she was exploiting
Chrissy.
season one.
I think they were just putting together a good,
I think she had been around Jimmy and Christine
said this would make great TV.
Of course it's salacious and you have to add some sauce to it.
Reality TV.
This start like it was supposed to be about couples and hip hop.
I get it.
With a splash of ignorance because it's reality TV.
Yeah.
It then definitely turned into people being exploited.
But at that point, I don't even put that on Mona,
like Viacom at that point to keep that shit going.
It's kind of the same with basketball wives.
started with real wives of basketball players,
and then it turned into them bringing on some of their girlfriends,
their home girls,
and then, like, girls that were just sleeping with a bunch of,
like, it got to a point where it was like maybe only two married women on the show.
But they were still,
just because there were wives on there,
they were still exploiting them.
That was,
that's the purpose of reality TV is to create drama
because they produce the majority of that drama.
You produce the drama with people who are prone to drama
because of the people they've chosen to be in love with,
and you make money off of them.
That's the whole point of selling a TV.
show.
Yeah, but so it's exploitative from the beginning.
It's also mutually beneficial.
Like, we got to stop back on like it's exploitation.
These people want to be on camera.
They want to be personality.
Like, they want the attention.
It's paid exploitation.
Yeah.
Like, it's, people, but the exploiting part comes in because you, you target people that
you know need that check and need that look.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's when it comes exploiting.
It's like, yo, they need this.
They're not going to take.
And what's the fine line of it then?
Yeah, exactly.
The Bachelor.
I mean, my thing is this, even if it's a camera on your face, as long as you're not
doing nothing that's going to make you look or sound crazy.
They can't make you look or sound crazy.
They can.
Setting them up, though.
That's an objective as well.
No, they can.
They set them up.
If we're not, trust me, I've been on set.
I know.
I'm just saying, like, it's just the fact of like, if you get paid?
No.
But if you're not like doing.
That's a exploitation right there.
Yeah.
Yeah, I wasn't a reoccurring fucking character.
No, they had your name in the lower third.
It said, mall.
Yeah, you could have been.
They said him.
Whatever it was.
I just saw it.
I'm like, okay, I get it.
bringing the drinks, put the drinks on the table.
Invite people that wouldn't be there to begin.
No that these people don't really like each other.
They haven't seen each other in four or five weeks.
They've been talking spicy online.
Like whenever interaction happens on social media,
oh, you're filming the next day.
Believe that.
Like, you're getting the text like,
yo, the car be there's to pick you up 7 a.m.
And I don't think they're evil, per se,
but it is exploiting.
Like, people are participants in that,
but they are exploiting them.
I think, yes, I understand.
I'm not killing bonus guy.
I'm not killing reality TV, but it is exploiting.
Like, it is that.
But the case can be made.
No one's putting a gun to your head and saying do it.
You can also say no.
You know, your bills might be putting a gun to your head saying to me.
You'd be surprised.
A lot of these shows don't pay.
No, but it's not that.
People just want the exposure.
Right, but it's not that it's not the show paying you.
You get like money in other places.
Like you'll get like a walk through here to appearance here.
You know, you get little bags here in there to kind of help you, you know,
parlay and other things.
Would you consider Vlad?
mob wife. What is wrong with this guy? I'm sorry?
Vlad's got to be on Rory's big. He carried the torch. Did he?
Why did they make that show about criminals' wives talking about crime? That was kind of
wild. I still don't understand how they got that off, by the way. Because most of them were not
mob wives. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. There's like some daughters whose, you know, fathers and uncles
are dead or in jail and... But wasn't like Sammy DeBull's daughter on that show? She was one of the stars.
Yeah. That's just.
crazy to me that they would like put a camera
and think she was one of like the starters of it
she was like the Mona Scott of that shit I think
yeah yeah I mean I know it's
big money in that shit but people watching
yeah I was
that was a huge fucking reality
show you watch mob watch I caught a few episodes
yeah of course back in the day like when you
would flip their channels yeah yeah I didn't know
everyone's name but watch like five seven episodes
at a time yeah no I have every season on DVD
yeah that's a sick DVD and I keep a DVD player
just so I could rewatch
DVD collection
shit.
We owe John...
Well, let me speak for myself.
I owe Jonathan Majes an apology.
I think I do too.
I was kind of tough on him.
First of all, we fuck, we support Jonathan Majors.
We think he's a great actor.
And it's changing.
No, I said that when I began.
I said, yo, you had great shit going on
and now you're risking it by choking white women?
Too-be.
Look at that Dionne Sanders back pedal.
Wow.
I was that a back pedal.
I just said what I said.
I said he was, you know, he was fucking up his career by doing this shit.
But more reports are coming out about
you know, the events that took place that night, eyewitnesses,
a car service driver is willing to testify and talk about what happened.
So it's being reported that Jonathan Majes actually maybe didn't do anything that he is,
supposedly, they said, she said he did.
So that's a good thing.
So Jonathan wasn't tripping the way he thought he was.
Well, I thought he was.
He wasn't trying to throw away his career the way I thought he was.
So that's a good thing because, again,
to somebody that was, once you were in Marvel movies, you made it.
So for him to be in a Marvel movie and then this come out, I thought he lost his mind.
Good to hear that Jonathan didn't lose his mind and that he is still an upstanding citizen
of the black community.
And I think we should all, like somewhat apologize for alluding to maybe something that
happened or taking those text messages and making our own conclusions, which become
fucking law on the internet.
So I apologize.
Jonathan.
I didn't say he was guilty, but John,
we love you, we support you,
keep doing your pull-ups and eating your spinach.
And stay away from-
White women!
There you go.
That was great.
Well, he's with Megan Good now.
There you go.
Oh, I guess a lot of people have to apologize to her too.
Why?
You know how many women were killing her on Twitter
of like, how could you be with this guy standing next to him?
She was getting smoked for like two weeks.
Do you hate Megan Good?
No.
When he said people need to apologize to her,
the way you said why it was very...
I just had, because we have a podcast.
I'd like for him to explain himself.
We have a podcast.
She was getting killed for being out in public with him and being in a relationship with him and supporting him throughout the entire thing.
People, everyone thought he was guilty.
The stuff they put out made it appear very much that he was guilty.
Those text messages kind of made it like, uh, something's fishy here.
Which we all have to take accountability and say, wait for all the facts to come out.
Wait for all the facts to come out.
Because sometimes they are not what they look like.
Yeah, but it doesn't make good content.
We wait.
But this is also somebody's like life and reputation.
No, yeah.
And livelihood.
Like, even though this is going to get cleared up,
the stain's probably not going to go away to a certain group of people.
Yeah, the stain is always there.
Like, once shit like this happens, even if you're found innocent
and all these charges are thrown away,
people still kind of give you that look when you walk in the room.
Like, yo, yo, check your man out.
Damn.
And if I beat that case, that's over with it.
Like, y'all can't keep putting that on me.
And, you know, people don't even care about facts once their mind is made up.
You know, there'll be plenty of people, specifically women,
that I'm going to be like, I think he did some shit.
He comes off shady.
Like he just won in court.
That doesn't mean shit.
I have a feeling that he still did something.
Yeah, he paid off.
Like that, those rumors happen no matter what.
It's kind of like whatever the first story is,
is where the court of public opinion stops.
They made their mind up.
Facts after that is just like, I mean, I guess, who do you pay?
So, I don't know.
Apologies to him.
I hope everyone else does the same that was very loud about him being guilty
or even covering the story.
with a tone that made it sound like he was guilty
because it doesn't appear that way.
So our good friend Aubrey,
Drake, Graham.
That's why you're going to Canada for the forest.
Well, no, that's, he has a poem,
a poetry book coming out called titles, ruin everything.
Great title, by the way.
Are you going to Canada to get your copy signed?
Wow.
That's disgusting.
Your fireworks at the estate?
No.
Ew.
He's going to kiss the front page.
I'm going to Montreal, not Toronto, guys.
He's going to kiss the front page?
that's sick who's kissing what she said that Drake is gonna kiss to your front page with the lip
gloves I mean with the lip balm of the book de Marius I am straight I'm not you what do you struggle a little bit
there because I was going to say like heterosexual but I'm straight prove I can tell you sir is that he's
gay so funny because before we even started we're like let's be a little calm about this topic
we went straight to the no we got we got we got we got to the topic I'm fine no it's funny
He's gay, gay.
That's funny.
So a stream of consciousness by Kansas Samir and Aubrey Graham.
Yes.
So DJ Caller received a book and he broke down some of the lines in the book.
New York Times bestseller already from a-
But it's what we kind of thought it would be.
I thought it would just be like a...
You thought this?
Well, not this.
But I thought that Drake was going to chose and it'd be just a book full of like pictures
and like just like one-liners.
It kind of sort of is that.
It's a bunch of captions, IG captions, if you will, social media captions.
I think it's a brilliant idea.
I think it's a smart idea.
Well, he tricked me because two days before he announced the book, he put a really long poem that was like serious on his IG.
And I thought it was really well written.
I thought it was really well written.
And I thought he was actually going to get in his poetry back.
And I was like, what a great idea.
He's the only rapper that can do the shit.
Like, it's perfect.
And then Callag got his copy.
I just think that Drake is, he watches.
First of all, he sees everything on social media.
He's one of those people that he sees everything.
He may not react to everything, but he sees everything.
It's like you.
Well, yeah, for sure.
And I think that he just has found a way to have fun with people thinking he's this serious, you know, like everything, straight line type of guy.
Like, this is a classic way of saying, like, bro, I'm not a poet.
Like, this is just us having fun.
these are some one line as me and my friends say amongst each other and we're putting them in a book,
use him as captions because people use his music as captions.
So now he's giving you a book with straight captions.
I love that.
He's also like kind of the only artist as far as just status-wise that could make this funny.
Yeah.
Because if like a lower-tier rapper tries to do this as a troll, it just doesn't hit the same.
And then making sure Callet gets the book first.
Look at Callag.
So Cali can do what he's doing.
Some are coming off to Jetsky, so excited to read his Drake poetry book.
Yeah.
Opened it up with disgust.
Let's go with the first excerpt, if you will.
There are two types of women in this world.
Women who like Givinghead and women who I don't like.
That's facts.
Listen, man, those are some powerful words.
I mean, I can't find a flaw in that sentence.
Yeah, that's just like right to it.
Just letting you know.
I went in hating.
Like, I wanted to find a way to hate that bar.
But, I mean, it's flawless.
There's not a word.
wasted. Right. Straight to the point.
Straight to the point. It separates women,
which I love.
It's divisive as it should be.
Controversial. Right. Political almost.
Aubrey Luther King.
I thought I was reading the Diary of Anne Frank.
I was really confused.
Jesus.
Okay, in the real diary of Anne Frank,
she masturbates for like half of it.
Everyone relax.
Thank you for that.
It's the prelude to the idol.
Anyways.
Maul, you can read the next next.
So then Aubrey goes on and says,
I can't read the signs, hon.
I left my glasses at home.
This is powerful.
But do you guys see what he did here?
He left the left page blank.
Yes.
So there's no, because you can't read.
Because we can't see it.
And it's silent.
I left my glasses at home.
Hun.
I want a chick, hon is.
I can't read the signs.
Hun.
Demaris, how would you feel if a man called you,
Hun?
I wish I had the little gay push button.
the gay push button
we're never going to get a second out of this
Damaris how would you feel if a man called you hun
that's sassy that's
Drake shit Drake looks like he calls women hun
I feel like that's the equivalent like when a man
calls you buddy or chief
or when girls call you love
bro oh son when people say I love that for you
that's condescending yeah that is that's very
condescending you ever had a girl call you my love
like that when girls throw it
at all. I feel like it's like...
And you're not their love?
Sassy game, yeah. You never beat.
No, girls call me, but I mean, we've had sex.
But they call me my love.
No, I'm talking about women who haven't...
You haven't... Oh, no, no, no. And they hit you. They're my love.
I don't like women that overly do the babe thing when I'm not your babe.
Like, I just met you.
When is it too soon to call a girl or a guy babe?
Oh, I've always been bad with that.
Because then I kind of double-dutch on the time of like, should I say it first?
Should I wait to be called babe?
and if she said it first
it's kind of all this
it's like oh yeah I'm out to hit
I just want to know
well at that point you should have already
hit if you're just listening
on audio mall just looked at me with such
disgust when I said I wait to either
be called babe
because why are you waiting for that
because I'm nervous
do you still get nervous for women
you get butterflies
it's been a while
stomach turning a man getting butterflies
is wild
well that happened I think it's cute
that's what love feels like
I'm not I'm not saying
I'm the
I'm not a butterfly man over here.
I get nervous around the Huns sometimes.
First of all.
When I can read the signs and I bring my glasses,
sometimes I get a little nervous.
No, hold on.
We just fell into a whole other conversation.
Yeah.
You get butterflies?
Now I'm with you, Roy.
I'll defend you.
Yeah.
In my adult age, I've gotten butterflies for sure.
There's no way.
What does she do?
If you like somebody, you don't get butterflies, like really likes somebody?
No, but I'm saying, like, what did she do to give you butterflies?
I have a child.
I don't know.
easy. Just touch my knee. I'm a slut.
That's crazy, bro.
That's insane. All right.
You lost me there. How do you get butter?
Mine's more of an emotional thing. I told Rory
this. Like earlier, was it last week, I ran into
the girl that was seen for her and we did stop talking. So it's
been like four months since we really saw each other.
Oh, wow. I ran into her in the street.
Yeah.
That's, that's...
You got butterflies from a little flutter to her? Yeah, I hadn't seen her in person in a long
time. It was nice to see her. We caught up. Like, got a coffee, hung out a little bit.
Are you guys going to hang out again?
There's no plan to, but it was just nice to, like, have that moment.
So the butterflies were there, had coffee.
Nothing hooked up.
We're jacking the cocoon.
Settle the butterflies.
Is it?
Over coffee.
I went and got a massage afterwards.
It's great.
To get the butterflies out.
Yeah, they had to rubbed mouth.
Mall's just sad.
He just has a bunch of worms in his stomach and they haven't developed.
Wow.
Whatever.
I just don't, I mean, I think that's a young, like, when you're a man, I don't think that that really had butterflies.
What?
I see my dad get butterflies in certain situations around my mom.
Like,
Yeah, like, that's love.
You got butterflies when you drink that coconut water.
Yeah.
I didn't get butterflies, you fucking.
What?
Just leave it there.
Say it.
Say it.
He said it.
I wouldn't throw something at it.
Coconut.
Yeah, like, what are you talking about?
Putting butterflies on malls.
I don't get nervous, but I've gotten butterflies.
There's a difference between that.
Being nervous is kind of crazy.
Ma, what's the last time you've been smee?
Being nervous and butterflies is the same thing?
Sming.
That is different.
Maybe about a year.
Since what?
Me about a year.
Because that's the ass ass mom was the last time he was smitten.
About a year.
Year.
I don't know.
Butterflies.
I think butterflies is a feeling that as you get older that, it's not, because it's
almost a confidence thing.
Like when you get butterflies when you're youngest because you don't, you don't know, it's the
unknown.
That's nervous.
No, that's nerve feeling.
Butterflies is nervous.
No.
They're different.
And like happiness.
Yeah.
Butterflies is like, ah, like that.
What's the feeling when you've never, when you've walked out of your room and your main
squeeze was in the living room.
already rolling up.
Roy is decrepit.
And your queen is just right there with the haze.
Like, you have to feel something.
The haze.
Yeah, past that.
It's not butterflies.
Like, you get excited, yes.
That's what that's what butterflies is.
Butterflies, to me is when you almost don't even know what to say.
It's an excitement.
No, that's the coconut water.
That's just pussy.
Yeah.
Wow.
So now you see why I was cooking at you like that.
Like, what is a grown man?
You get butterflies?
No.
Butterflies, yes.
Nervous.
Not a little.
Okay, so what's butterflies for you?
it's shit in your stomach
you just feel excited
that's nervous to me
no it's excitement
it's not nerves it's exciting
it is nerve you ever have that like
you saw that girl on the street
and you were nervous
you didn't know what to say
it wasn't what she was gonna say
what you mean we hung out for like an hour
and two hours first saw her
no I went right up to her
like I wasn't like oh shit what do I say
I literally saw her she didn't see me
she was like looking the other way
about to cross the street
now like ran up behind her
and I was like huh
I wasn't like oh my god
what do I say I was like no this is great
that you didn't know what to say
You said, ah, like, what the fuck is that?
Like, I had an umbrella and I like,
you whacked her with her.
You turned in the back dancing in the rain.
What the fucking mean?
Yeah, it was like Charlie Chaplin.
That was your thing.
Did you turn into?
Just the beat her, so.
What?
He hadn't seen her a while.
And the first thing he was hit her with an umbrella.
Like, hey, remember us?
Me and the umbrella.
Why I ought to.
You know, sometimes when you haven't seen a girl in a while,
you'll do like a reminiscing tactic to,
talk to her again. Like maybe an inside joke y'all had.
Yeah. Julian's version of that
was to beat her with an object.
Why? Why? Why?
Insert, ad.
You know, I
want the audience to know that
we came in saying
that we were going to be clean from this segment.
It's just gone. We were talking about
poultry, butterflies,
to now domestic violence. Like, what's
so great about? You get no jitters.
So when you see it.
You get a clean strike off without
whipping. You have so much energy.
To be it.
To swing from the hips.
Your right hook connects because your hands aren't shaky.
Someone say the N-word.
Oh.
Can you keep that but just bleep?
I don't know.
Just believe.
Say it.
Sorry.
Should we do the next poem?
Yeah.
And let's run through these.
How many is there total?
I think like three more.
All right, cool.
Let's just run through three.
yeah i'm gonna just bleep it like that was funny ready yeah no but yeah okay that's it
all right ready yeah okay so now orrie goes on to say what's mine is mine not yours next page
heart included oh my god you took that one person wow jeez who had to with that before
who told you that before man nobody that is the cornyest thing i might have ever heard him
Is this your Marvin's room?
There's no way.
Like,
you got really offended by that.
Because it's so corny.
It's Drake.
Do you think he was trying not to be corny when he wrote that?
He put hearts included in parentheses.
Let's that be your next caption.
He wasn't,
you think he's serious.
He spent a whole page on hearts included.
I mean, this is Drake.
He might be.
No,
he's not serious.
Having fun just trolling,
this is not,
this is just him.
It's a great coffee table.
Yeah, this is,
this is dope.
This is dope.
It's actually.
I think I'm not crazy for thinking that Drake might be
serious about this when Drake says things like I only love my bed and my
Mama, I'm sorry.
I'm not.
That sounded great on that record.
Yeah.
And that's totally different.
I'm sure he could put music behind this and make it sound great.
It doesn't make it any less corny.
Yeah.
I think it's on purpose.
It's on purpose.
For sure.
Come on.
Or are these bars from the album?
Mm.
I would hate that.
Oh, this is Rory's bars right here.
My therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me.
But I take her advice.
I wouldn't be listening to what people tell me.
Mm.
Okay.
No, but if I take her advice, wouldn't I be listening to what people tell me?
Betterhelp.com backslash.
Roymore Mall, yeah.
Take their advice, 20% off.
If you don't like them, they'll find a new therapist for you.
Right.
Get you Drake's book.
Am I the only one that's disappointed?
I mean, obviously I know how he's doing this in the way that he wants.
I thought it was really going to be like Drake like poetry.
I was super excited about it.
I thought this was the remix to his mother saying the best advice was don't take any advice.
I always found that barraud.
Like what?
But you're taking advice.
Why hasn't anybody asked Drake why his mom was trying to run away from home?
Like how bad was Drake as a kid?
Drake was the problem?
He caught his mom in the driveway.
I was trying to run away from home.
Wait, she ran from him?
He said he caught her trying to run.
She was about to leave.
And she was only five, too.
Oh, yeah, so his lap was drenched.
His stomach was over the way.
Oh, okay.
Like, think about that.
How bad of a kid was he?
Ask your mother if she ever thought.
about running away. No, my mom never thought about
more. She thought about some other things that I won't see on camera
doing to me. If you think your mom
never thought about running away as a parent?
No. Wait, but like, how did Drake
find out she was trying to run away? Like, what if she was going
to Target? Yeah. Popped up home and then...
There were suitcases in the back. Yeah. Yeah, well,
what, I'm going on a trip? Yeah. Without me? Yeah.
How old was Drake? Yeah, how old was Drake? She was going to get
milk. Yeah, my dad went to get cigarettes and he didn't see him until I was 19.
And no? I mean, on tobacco shortage.
Inflation.
Wanted to buy in bulk down south?
I don't know.
They didn't have no 100s left.
Or he didn't want to bring the cigarettes into the house and it takes a while to smoke that
100s.
That's true.
I do want to get down to that story with Drake though.
Yeah.
If you sit down in interview, Drake, you got to ask those type of questions.
This next quote is crazy.
Is this a shot of young thug?
Read it, ma.
Okay, so he says you're not thugging, you're kidding.
one-sided beef is not beef, it's chicken.
As a vegan, how do you feel about this?
I feel like what he's doing here is telling us that we should all stop eating animals.
True.
Leave animals out of our business and our day-to-day lives.
Okay.
That's what I feel like.
Or switch to chicken.
Yeah.
Actually, this is a great Chick-fil-A ad.
You know how they put the cows up on the billboards and say, eat more chicken?
Eat more chicken.
They should maybe copyright this.
Ah.
But, you know, just not on Sunday.
Right.
I think I'm about his book.
Is it even for sale?
Yeah.
Yeah, it's out now.
You put the link on,
it's another IG page,
Drake something.
It's a cash grab.
On Drake related.
You think it's Drake needs to cash crap?
No, I don't think he needs one.
It doesn't make it any less of the cash grab.
Gambling debt.
He could owe the bookie.
You know, DeMaris says,
you know, Drake need, this is a cash crap.
The guy is the most successful.
Okay.
She said it like, he's selling flat tummy tea.
just because
okay all right
finish laughing
this could be money
to fuel the jet
oh my god
that's hilarious
well what did disappoint me
because I didn't think
it was a troll
is that he said he recorded
an album to go with the book
is the album a troll now
like are we gonna get
that blank CD
he said he could sell
on so far going
I hope not
man don't hate when artists say that
and he pushed back
because of thug
I really hope
it's a real album
like I hope it was the way
they trolled with the Vogue cover with her loss and gave us an actual album.
Because that would be disappointing.
No, this is an album.
He's definitely putting out music.
I don't know when it's dropping.
I don't know if it's dropping this weekend or next weekend.
It appeared like he pushed just because Thug was dropping last Friday.
And if you're listening to this, we'll know by now.
But we're speculating on Thursday evening.
I think he's pushing another week because Uzi's coming out.
No, man.
All right, explain.
explain please all right the one that's less fun for a podcast is just because him and uzi are probably cool and
but that's not fun right not fun might be scared of uzi you think drake is scared of uzi could be
what did uzi sell on his last project his last actual album uzi moves records no he does so does
drake i believe it was of course but we saw with honestly never mind we drop stop don't count that
why why because that was just a he put that out it was not
No single with no song or nothing.
It did.
If there's no singles with this one.
Yeah, we don't even know what it sounds like.
And it was also a dance album.
It did 204 first week.
What's it called?
The Drake one.
Honestly,
never mind.
That one.
Dang.
And then Uzi was probably what, like three?
288.
288.
And that was when Uzi was Uzi was Uzi.
And that was Uzi Prime.
That was Pee.
Uzi has one of the biggest singles out period right now.
Yeah.
His cultural relevance is not that eternal a take album.
He just got a phone thrown in his face of BT Awards.
It's been the greatest roll out of.
Eternal to take.
was so much more hyped.
Let me help you out.
Do you think, do you read the thing?
I was at Atlantic when a Toronto take was like coming out.
That was,
it was huge.
I still think the buzz around Uzi is pretty much the same,
especially with the single he has.
I don't think it'll do.
I think this album will be good.
I'm not dissing the album at all,
but I think it won't perform as well.
Well, I don't think it'll perform as well
just based off numbers are different
from the last time he dropped music
and how they fucking calculate it.
Has he come up with another single, Oseya?
I can see Dres.
Drake not wanting smoke with Uzi, who's had a rollout and a big single,
and Drake has no rollout and is just going to drop an album.
There is a risk there.
I know it's Drake, but there is still a slight risk out of all the artists that there is.
Uzi wouldn't be high on the list.
Of course, you'd think like Beyonce, Rihanna.
Travis, you could even throw it in there to some degree.
But Uzi might make the bottom of that list of artists that even the A-listers would chill.
to not release on the same time?
I got to fight you on that one, bro.
I don't think Drake is concerned with Uzi dropping at all.
I don't think Drake is concerned with anybody dropping, honestly.
I don't think that's a thought of his.
I think other people, if they hear Drake,
if they hear the rumblings of, Drake is putting an album out,
I think they move.
Oh, of course.
He's not moving.
Not for Uzi or anybody.
Move for Thaka.
But that was more out of respect.
That was a favor for a friend.
And even, like, him shooting the video,
I felt was like a super favor.
He had to guarantee
getting the key to Memphis
to go shoot that video.
I have to knock out two birds
and one stone now.
Memphis has to give me the key
to shoot this shit.
Or I have to go to Memphis
to get the key.
Send the cameras over there.
Yeah, I just don't.
I don't think that
Drake is concerned
about any artist dropping
the same day he drops.
Fine, let's say he doesn't get concerned.
Do you still think he drops this weekend?
No.
Why not?
Oosie.
No, maybe the music is something
he's waiting for something musically.
I just think that that may be it.
But you don't think he'd want a clear path regardless
with an artist like Uzi?
That's 4th of July weekend.
I think that he wouldn't.
In the best scenario,
I don't think he would want to drop
the same day as Uzi,
not in fear of
debut and not debuting at number one.
But I just think that he feels like
it might be like, damn, I kind of,
I think Drake would look at it like,
damn, I stepped on Uzi's release.
I don't think he would look at it like,
damn, I might not get the number one out.
Anytime Drake drops, he's going to have the number one album.
Oh, that's the truth.
That's why I said in the beginning, that's what's happening.
But it's not fun to say that.
There's a rumor.
I'd rather just say he's scared of it.
There's a rumored unreleased record with Drake and Uzi that I believe it is an Uzi record.
So there could be that too.
If that's on the album, it's not beneficial for Drake to put out an album,
even though he's got a feature on another big album.
I think that's a play too.
And the record's great.
If he doesn't drop tonight, if Drake doesn't drop that album,
tonight, it's strictly because the music
wasn't ready yet.
That's all. It's not because
Uzi is dropping.
That's the afterthought. Well, then he'd have to re-record
because he was saying, and even though it was all
ended up being a troll with the book, he said he recorded
an album to go out with the book, and the book
came out last week. He also
said he pushed because of Thugger, so
the music has to be, though. That suit should be
the most scared outside of his unfortunate
situation, is that Uzi
dropping. Those second week numbers
on Thug is going to be. Well, the first
first week numbers, he was rejected to do 110 and that dropped to 87.
drastically, yeah.
And they definitely share fan bases.
Yeah, everyone's going to go.
So him and Gunna kind of did the same numbers.
He did like maybe 10 more than Gunna, yeah.
Which is wild.
I mean, of course.
87.
Like we said, he couldn't do any promo and it was tough, but at least he had, you know,
eyes on him.
But with those features, that's kind of wild.
That album gets better with every listen to.
Thugs?
I guess I have to go back.
I still think Gunner's album is better, but that the thug album gets better with
every listen.
What do you think with Uzi's album?
Is it going to stay in the same bag?
Who are we doing predictions?
I don't know, man.
I like Uzi.
I don't listen to him, but I like him.
I love the fact that he's
he does what he wants to do.
He's himself. This is like true artist shit.
Yeah, do what I want.
You put out a movie?
He does what he wants.
Like I like what he does around his art.
I don't listen to it.
Like, I'm not banging this shit in the crib.
Like, I'm dead.
That's not who I am, but it is going to be interesting to hear what type of content is on this project.
Yeah, because it's been what, three years, two years?
The last project, his first one I liked a lot.
The second one felt lazy to me, and he didn't really progress.
I felt like musically.
But I am still excited because Uzi is an artist, I do respect.
Yeah.
But we shall see.
I'm definitely going to listen to it.
I don't like the single, so I hope it's just not all Jersey Club records.
there's no way
I doubt it
I doubt it
I doubt it to
I hope not
I hope not
like just leave that
to voila
but I can see
one more
being in there
I'm sure
what do you predict
he sells
Ouzi
145
140
140
140 final
140 final
140 final
more
183
183
um
Julian
is that like a
Bronx number
is that the number
you play
uh
183rd street
this is really specific
Is that the number you play is the like
That's great
Is that the number you play
Box dollar
Straight 1A3 straight
Yeah a box
Box it
I like a at 175 range
180
Okay
I'm gonna go 161
Go Yankees
Or Bronx
I get it for me
Yomi
You're a huge
Uzi fan
The biggest
She said 158.
I did what 100 even.
Do you think Ouzi's going to do 100,000?
A hundred, that's it.
I don't want to go over.
I like it.
I don't want to go over.
I respect it.
It's a bet.
Come on, Fibb.
Just for betting reason.
Even if you go over, I'd rather be closer than like 80 off.
Yeah, he's doing well over 100,000.
Well, we'll see.
And hopefully we get a Drake album.
That would have been great for Fourth of July weekend.
Yeah.
And that would have been like,
great for a Canadian just to
take over America's holiday.
And you're going to be in Canada?
What about the wildfires?
You're not scared?
It's not over.
We have shitty air today because of it.
It's not coming from Montreal, is it?
I don't think so.
It's not coming from Montreal, is it?
Yeah, because people think Canada's like just Toronto.
Well, it's coming from north.
It's coming from north of Montreal, so it would pass through Montreal.
Well, it's the same shit if I was here.
It's worse.
Right there.
That's okay.
His drip will put the fire up.
Yeah.
That is sick.
That was in the Drake post.
I didn't say that.
Page 90, you didn't see it?
If you purchased the book,
can I borrow it for like a day?
Absolutely.
For what?
Yeah, why?
You can't just buy one?
I mean, I figured we like split it.
You took it for a pain for the boy?
Go what we could do, split the book in half.
Pause.
And like you keep one side of the book.
Yeah.
Keep the other side.
He didn't send it to you guys?
It was like when your friends bought a CD
and then would burn it for everyone.
People don't know about that though.
We'll split it.
I know about that.
That's true friendship.
I used to sell them.
One person by it.
You burn me that.
But then you'd have the friend that would try to play the, oh, no, the last time you got the real copy, even though they got it.
And they, like, conveniently forgot.
Yeah.
And then you're arguing about who gets the burn CD and who doesn't.
I had a homeboy that would slide, like, one of his joints in there on the burn seat.
I'm like, oh, you can't put you in between you hold on.
That's great marketing.
Put a secret check on blueprint.
Like, yo, come on.
Is this a record?
Like yo come on fam
Like that joint is dope that you did
It's a good record
But don't put that on the whole album
Like don't know
We're still getting some updates
With the Pusha T and Jim Jones
debacle
Nothing from push yet
But we did get a response from Camron
Well Camry
To the AI song
The Pusher AI disc record
Does this just confirm that Dipset
Has never listened to Pusher
Or Cam is just getting to that age
Where he doesn't understand AI yet
Cam is getting to the age
where he doesn't understand AI.
There's no way you can listen to this and think this is Bushty.
Because we know that niggas will.
FBI agent with a damn wrecking still.
Red, black, waping, boy chills.
And I think Cam probably has great speakers in his car.
Probably has AirPods.
A MacBook with some good speakers.
I just don't understand how Cam heard.
I could see Cam not knowing that that's AI.
He might have heard a clip.
Somebody might have sent lyrics online.
Like, you know, people are.
overreact without doing their research these days, especially older people.
Well, I loved his response.
Yeah.
I mean, just in case Push actually does say anything about Cam or uses those clips of him.
But I think if Push has said something about Cam, it won't be like a diss to Cam.
Well, what he did in the AI version, whoever did the AI, put a...
Remember when Cam did that, like, really long IG live shit?
Mm-hmm.
After Jimmy had did the flex shit.
It was just a clip from that, like saying Jimmy's emotional, he just goes out on a leg.
legend says shit. It was just using that
that shit, but
I don't know. Push
I feel like didn't we get a
story of Addadon on July 4th?
It was around that time of year.
It was Memorial Day-ish.
I just felt like there was a holiday around it.
Yeah, Memorial Day. All right. Well, at least
we know Push puts out records over holiday weekends.
I'm gonna be honest, man. I don't like where this is headed.
Why?
Just been hearing some things. Jim has been
saying since his disc record came out and it's already sounding like it's getting to a you know
that type of talk is in there just a personal you know who's going to spend the block for you
this it's just like I I just want the music I don't want this to turn into nothing you know physical
or violent like we just want some good bars I respect the fact that Jim responded so quick
as I said on the last episode but now it's just a
just getting i'm just afraid it's getting to a point now where it's turning into something other
than just rap whereas the response that push would give would force jimmy's hand to make it not
rap is what you're saying um yeah i think so i think that um because this is not even a real
the record the the the the clips record is not even done that we heard at the lv show that's not even
a finished record yeah but it exists but it exists but it's not a finished record um
I have a tidbit on who's on the record, who's on the end of the record.
It's like a real song, but it wasn't finished yet because the person that's on it didn't send his vocals in yet.
It clearly looked like Hove had written 32 bars while he was sitting right there.
Oh, for sure, for sure.
But I just feel like this may end up going left at some point.
And we don't want that.
We fans of hip-hop, we love when rappers rap and go at each other.
That's part of the art.
It's part of the culture of hip-hop.
But, you know, as we've seen too many.
Sometimes it just sometimes can turn it to something totally different.
And we don't need no more of that.
Like that's, you know, we're trying to move past that.
But I got a feeling is, you know, just it's, you can feel energy.
You know what I mean?
You can sense things when it's real tension and it may be a problem and it may be some real, you know, things around the situation that might happen.
It might turn into something else.
So I just don't like it.
But I thought we was going to get good music out of it.
That's all I wanted, but I don't like where it's headed.
I mean, I still foresee for the next round, if you will, if Push does reply,
saying something without saying it, saying something that only Jimmy would know.
Kind of like what he did on the clips record with I know where you're delicate.
Shit that good rappers do, where they know, Hove is famous for it.
Yeah.
When he says subliminals, they let the person know like, yo, you know what I know.
The fans have no idea what I just said, but I know that you heard it.
it and you know.
I think push may do a lot of that because Jimmy didn't get disrespectful on the response.
So for push to go on the ledge like on some crazy shit, yeah, Jimmy's would definitely
go to violence after that.
Yeah, and that's just, you know, we don't need that.
Like, let's leave that out of rap, out of music.
Like, let's just keep it bars.
If we're going to keep it bars, if you can go at each other, go at each other through the music,
you know, and just let it stay there.
But I'm just, you know, you start hearing the way people talk and you can hear it.
their tone and their energy and you're like, all right, this might turn into something else.
So let's just step away from it and just leave it with that.
If we don't get a record by next week from Push, I foresee direct subliminals all over the
clips album.
Oh, yeah.
Where it's like, it's a subliminal, but it's direct.
Yeah.
Or a LA Leaker's freestyle or a Flex freestyle where he, when they're doing the press run,
where Push goes at Jimmy.
If we don't get one by next week, that's my prediction.
If it ends right here and Pusha doesn't respond, who won?
Jimmy.
Yeah, Jim Jones won.
Really?
How did he not?
Fought a response?
Well, Jim responded to the bars at the LV show.
Yeah.
Jimmy directly talked about both of them.
Push and Malice.
So if there's no other, if Pushy doesn't put out a response, another track, going at Jim, the battle is basically over.
you might have to go with Jim.
Do you think push allows that on his jacket?
Hell no.
Hell no.
And push to me doesn't seem like the type that would be like,
oh, that one doesn't count because I'm above it.
Push can't do that.
Of course he can't do it, but I don't see.
He's not that type of person to me.
Yeah, no, definitely.
Push is a rapper.
He's going to rap.
But I just feel like,
I feel like it may, you know, just how the same with the dragon push shit.
I think it may be people in push it like,
leave it there.
Yeah, you know what I mean?
Like, yo, just leave it there.
Don't even...
I feel like that's what it is.
But we could be wrong.
We could get another record this weekend.
Push might be on that shit,
throwing all kind of shots.
Like, I just feel like it's getting to a point
where it may turn into something else.
And I think people around the situation
is like, we're not going to even go there.
Like, we all too old doing a whole bunch of, you know,
bigger shit.
Like, we don't need to do that right now.
So we shall see.
Do we have voicemails?
Yes, let's do voice mail.
Let's get into the voicemails.
A fun mix today.
It's not just relationship.
Wow.
Okay.
Oh, wow.
Julian was digging through the voicemails, huh?
Yeah.
It's a holiday weekend.
Some people might be getting dressed up, maybe.
Dressed up for 4th of July?
Yeah.
You know you used to coordinate.
Real white and blue.
Yeah.
We all used to do that.
That was Jewel's, not me.
Oh, my bad.
Okay.
We're in the same area, though.
Fair enough.
Start with some clothing advice.
Yo, what's up?
So quick question. I'm really into fashion, right? I like buying clothes. I like selling clothes. And I truly believe that I have my own unique style. But basically, I have this friend that copies my entire swag. We'll be at events and who have very similar outfit, a very similar outfit as me. And it's gone to the point where every time I see him now, I only dress in jeans and a black shirt. And sure enough, every time we see each other, he's now,
wearing jeans and a black shirt.
So I don't know how I should address this situation.
This is a close friend.
I just feel like I'm too old to have another man dressed the same as me.
You know what I'm trying to say?
That's not hip-hop.
Actually, it is hip-up.
I love the pot.
Keep it up.
And please let me know.
By the way, I'm not asking this question in a car.
So I feel like this question should have some priority.
Thank you.
Peace.
Appreciate that.
We appreciate you for sure.
Yeah.
I think this,
call him your son.
He'll stop after that.
I think if it's your friend,
I think you can have that conversation
without it being awkward.
Like yo, fam, like, what's up?
Why are you?
The last 10 outfits you wore is like
shit that I'm wearing.
But then the friend has kind of like
that big joker of like,
why are you clocking my outfits?
Like, that's mad weird.
That is true.
Stop like, stop looking at my,
my drip.
Nah, you can't do that.
My drip.
Or his friend could hit him with like, yo, like, yeah.
Like, I like the way you dress.
Like, I'm, and then what you're going to say?
Then he's going to think he's jocular.
I'm your idol.
Oh, wow.
I mean, if it's your friend,
I've looked at some of my friends and I picked up something like, okay,
like we all have done that.
Like, you didn't, you had to learn how to dress.
Well, let me see for myself because a lot of these dudes learn how to dress
just off watching Instagram now.
but like you didn't know how to dress until you got snapped on a bunch of times
like you wore some shit that your friend's thought was trash and you was outside and they just
picked on you the whole day like you need that though you never wore that shit again that's
how you learned how to dress you was like all right I can never wear that again or you double down
on it if you were cool and just was confident just kept wearing the shit no you had to be confident
like you couldn't go home and change like you had to stand outside you had to stay outside all day
with that outfit on and get roasted get killed but when you went upstairs you definitely was like
I'm never wearing that shit again.
It's interesting you brought this one up, Julian, because it happened to us today.
It's kind of ironic.
Mall came in with the bandana tied around.
And I had suggested that I had been wanting to do that.
I'm just trashed at tying the bandanas.
And then I thought to myself, well, damn, now I can't wear a bandana because Maul already came in with a bandana.
So I'm in the same predicament reverse as this guy.
You can wear it.
Oh, you have to get match a bandanas.
But, like, when we have to text each other in the morning to like, hit the button, see.
I can tell you, sir, is that he's gay.
But will we have to hit each other in the morning, Paul?
Like, yo, are you wearing the bandana today?
Please don't.
You guys could look like, like, do you guys out the groomers?
They both got matching bandana that night.
They always give the dog a little bandana after they do the groomers.
I mean, I don't hate that shit.
They spend all day trying to get that shit off.
We could be like the bandana boys of podcasting.
The BBB.
There you go.
Ag bad bandana boys.
A, B, B, B.
B.
Yeah.
You don't want to do that?
Yeah.
It's also weird because, like,
I was wearing new balances forever.
And then Rory started wearing that.
It was really awkward.
Oh, I'm not imagine that.
Yeah.
It got kind of weird.
You didn't know what Julius saying, and it got kind of awkward.
Yeah.
Anytime you see Julian with some Salahi Crocs on, just know as me.
Those were gifted.
Man, that's crazy.
I feel hurting those.
He threw you out there.
Why would you do that?
I mean, he started.
I don't hide it.
It's fine.
But you can't do that.
I'm pushing tea in this.
situation. He's Jimmy, why you just saying
shit? Man, that's kind of like when
Rory let you, like, weird something to his, and y'all around
some girls, he's like, you don't get it dirty from taking that
back. Oh, that's bad. I've never done
my entire life.
You would do that. You just did
that. Because he came in me, I was responding.
You're supposed to just like let him have that. Because in your mind,
you know you gave him salt. You know you gave him salt. So why would you even
respond to that? Because I'm emotional. Yeah.
There you go.
So what should he do? Because I'm a hurt child.
Listen, man, just have that talk with your boy.
Pull them to the side.
Like, yo, listen, man.
What's up, dog?
I've been noticing, like, I'm, I purposely wore black t-shirt and jeans every time I saw you.
And now you're wearing a black t-shirt and some jeans.
Like, what's up, man?
What we're doing?
We can't be wearing the same.
Both being a black t-shirt and jeans is, that's the answer.
Like, y'all can't both be Steve Jobs, really.
Yeah.
I'm screaming.
Or, I mean, you could talk with another mutual friend and see if they've noticed it and then collectively
roast him for dressing like that.
you in like a fun way and then I'll never do it again.
You say it in front of you.
If you're going to roast them, it got to be just the homies though.
It can't be in public around other people.
No women.
No women.
You can't roast the homies in front of women because that turns into something.
Women out of it.
Something else.
You got to do it.
Y'all just in the crib, fight night or something, playing 2K, start the roasting session.
You can't have that conversation if y'all like out of the men.
We need to have a serious talking 2K is funny.
Yeah, like you just, you know what you know when you lose and you wait for next,
that's when you get roasted.
You're sitting on the side waiting like, all right.
Stop dressing like me.
That's the first line.
Yeah, you got to go right to it.
God damn.
You got to go right.
You'll do me favor.
Like, because you got to say it like once you lose, though.
So it seemed like you salty, like, or that's funny.
But stop dressing like me.
Or wait until he's talking to a girl and then approach both of them and say, oh, you like how he dress.
You actually like me.
That's crazy.
You nasty.
I didn't even know you had any like that.
That's crazy.
That's crazy.
That dirty mac.
It is crazy.
I never got anything like that.
It's crazy.
It's funny you guys bring that up because the next question has to do with dirty macking.
Oh, man.
Let's hear it.
It's a perfect segue.
What's going on, guys?
My name's Seth.
I'm from Louisiana.
I'm trying to figure out, like, how do you deal with the friend who's good for the back door?
Excuse me?
Pause.
I mean that, like, you know, when you have a woman that you're interested in or you've dealt with in the past or maybe dealing with and you're not really, you know,
really publicizing that to your friends,
they know, telling them everything you got going on.
And then you find out that one of your men
is trying to, like, you know,
trying to fuck with her. He's aware
that, you know, you might have some type of deal with
her, not anything too deep,
but he's still trying to, like, shoot a shot.
How do you deal with that friend?
And, you know,
is it cause for fighting?
Thanks.
Fighting the homie over what?
Y'all handle it.
I have a friend that's like that
and it's really annoying.
You have a friend that backdoors you.
He doesn't live here.
He doesn't live here.
and dates girls that you date it? No, like, if I, like, show him a girl or if I'm going on date with this girl tonight or if, like, I casually hooked up with a girl before, like, and now that he knows she's, like, in the ecosystem of, like, me and, like, my network, whatever, he'll, like, hit her. It's just weird. Wait, is this the same friend he told me about that, like, the girl that you used to. No. That was some amount of two shit. No, we might need to cut that out because that's mad specific. And I don't know if he listens to the podcast.
we will take it out
I'm going to bleep it
That story is wild
I would like to tell that
But I can't tell that here
Patreon for sure
Patreon maybe
I mean
How much money does he have
Would he subscribe to the $20 tier?
No
All right we didn't say on the $20 tier
Because that story's sick
It's sick
But so
To understand his question
Is this girls that he
Like was his girlfriend
Or girls that he just date
It sounds like casual hookup girls
Yeah
Just somebody he was just hooking up with
Oh, okay.
His friends, like, seeing him, and he's like, oh, I want that too.
And it seems like casually will still, you know, hit that girl up every now and then to beat.
And now his friend is, like, talking to her.
Yeah, that's true.
Those conversations to me are very easy.
Like, you know, I just, I see that you're dealing with her.
Just wanted to let you know I've fucked the war.
I dealt with her.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But he did.
Oh, that's not the question.
He knows that his friend being already.
He just knows that his friend doesn't take her.
seriously, but he wants her.
Oh, well, that's just not your friend.
His friend didn't take her seriously and he
wants her like in a serious way. No, no. He just wants
to be too.
Oh, they did. There's no way he's trying to date these girls.
Then just do your thing, bro. This is the plots of Pearl Harbor.
It's like if I'm seeing a girl,
if I'm hooking up with a girl casually
and say she comes in here one day and like Edon
meets her and they have a good conversation,
he's like, oh, interesting.
And then like, he's like, what's your deal with her? I'm like,
oh, you're like hook up like once a month, casual
thing. And then he finds out, he gets
IG DMs her and then tries to like do the same thing.
That's weird.
That's weird.
That's what,
that sounds like what he's saying.
It's weird,
but I feel like there's a way to do that.
Well, first let's give him his advice.
But there's a way to do that without it being weird.
Because if Eddn sees his girl and he likes her after he has a conversation with her.
Yeah.
But if I saw Julian brought her in here,
I'd be like,
oh, okay.
Yeah.
But there are those guys.
I've definitely experienced this when I was younger.
If you did bring a girl around and they knew that you, you know,
we're fucking when it wasn't serious.
They would try and be like,
yo but she's for everybody like that's how we all grew up like if she's not wifie she's for everyone
i used to find that very odd weird and strange that's weird um but that's kind of it's common
it is i would like to know how old they are yeah because that behavior in your early 20s is sick
but it is unfortunately that's how it goes if you in your early 20s that's normal yeah that's fact
but if you're in your 30s like still even your late 20s yeah i think it's kind of odd i don't know
i just don't i mean you let's just have the conversation with them like bro this is getting weird
Yeah, because like, what are you trying?
What are you doing here?
Like, why every girl, you can, if I have good taste and I date pretty women, cool.
But it's like, there's a lot of pretty girls out here that I haven't dated.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people like the convenience of when a friend brings someone into their circle.
So even it's a casual girlfriend or a hookup.
And then say you happen to all go out together on a night out and drink whatever and you get to know her.
Like, she's in the group now.
So it takes, it like eliminates.
eliminates you making the risk of meeting someone new and getting rejected because you have like
a relationship with this girl already. That exact thing makes her off limits to me. I couldn't agree
more. I think it's horrible. It's terrible friend. Just tell, tell, to have a conversation with the
homie. Like, yo, listen, man, what's up? I'm curious what the girl thinks in this whole situation.
And if he's had a conversation with the girl. But I don't think you do it. I don't think if you dated
the girl, I don't think you have a conversation with. Who's to say the girl even wants to hook up with
the friend? Right. Well, I think.
I think he has some rhythm.
Yeah.
He sent this voicemail.
It looks like he might be able to beat.
This is not the first time he did this.
Yeah.
Apparently, right?
This is like his,
this is what he does.
That's sick.
It's just weird.
Yeah, you gotta have a conversation with the homie.
Like, yo, fan, what we're doing?
Like, you like every girl I like.
I'm not dealing with them no more.
You start hollering at them like, it's a little weird.
So talk to the homie, not the homie hopper.
Always talk to the homie.
Gotcha.
I don't like the word homie hopper.
What do you like?
What are you like?
I don't like the world.
What'd you like?
Because I feel like she has the freedom to,
and I know him sticking up for women.
She's loving the crew.
Just sounds better.
No,
but if I started dating you and it didn't get any serious
and we turned it into something casual
and your homeboy likes me,
your homeboy might be the love of my life.
I'm not going to let my boyfriend keep me from my husband.
I'm not going to let my side nigger keep me from my husband.
Like he might be the love of my life.
So is the love of your life,
the man that would snake his homie and.
Yeah.
But that's not snake.
Yeah, that's the guy you want.
Great guy.
No, no, no, no, no.
because this is a lot what men do
because I have a lot of male friends
and I see I see scenarios like this happen
they'll dog talk a woman like oh her and I she just
she's a pop she's a jump like she's nothing like
I don't take her serious that ain't my girl da-da-da-da
and the moment she's homie is like
or some a dude that's around it's like oh bet
and he tried to get at her
and he really liked her bro why would you
how could you you just talking about this girl like a dog
you said you don't give a fuck if she live or die
and now that I want her
right now you're mad
now you mad it don't work like that
I understand what I see that
I see it happen all the time.
It don't sound like homie was dogging the chick and like just like,
it sounded like this was just a girl he dated.
A girl on his roster.
And like his homeboy actively likes the girls that he dates
and like goes and tries to talk to him.
Yeah.
That's a little weird.
No, of course.
I'm not talking about his specific scenario,
but I'm just talking in general.
But you don't like homie hoppers.
Yeah, I don't like homie.
Now, there are homie hoppers.
But for situations like this, if you choose,
if you pick the wrong friend, pick again.
Right.
I see that perspective from a woman.
But even if a friend was,
speaking like that about a woman,
that's not the reason why I would
or would not want to fuck her.
I don't want a fuck her because my friend fucked her.
He could have treated her like a queen
or like an absolute piece of shit.
But he still had her.
That's none of that,
that's null and void to everything that's happening.
Yeah, true.
I don't want to be, because you beat.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's happened to me when we didn't know.
That's happened to me too.
That's happened a couple weeks ago.
That you found out of a police ago?
Date or had slept with her.
We didn't know.
I.
didn't know and that it ended up realizing.
You can't do none about that though.
No, you didn't know you didn't know.
No, of course not.
But either way, I'm cool.
We have one more.
One more.
Last one.
Let's do it.
This is a interesting one.
Hey, gang.
This is Dominique from Broward County, Florida.
Gang, gang.
Love the pod.
Y'all are my faith, especially to Maris.
Thank you for speaking for all women.
All two of you.
You do it every time.
Three, man.
And you have not been wrong yet.
What?
I appreciate you.
Here you have it clearly doesn't listen.
How many episodes did she listen to?
This guy at a happy hour last Friday.
And we got happy hour.
And we spent every single day together,
the weekend together until Monday.
So Monday I asked him for his IG.
He gives it to me.
And it is a stand account for some soccer player in overseas,
which I didn't like because as a man,
why do you have a stand account,
much less a stand account for another man.
So I was kind of turned off by that.
My best friend thinks that it might be like his brother account
and he might have a main account where he is writing something.
Honestly, I don't know which one is worse.
I'm leaning towards just him having a main account.
I think that might be better in the long run
because as a man, why do you have a stand account?
So he's been trying to hang out, but I've been kind of ghosting him.
So am I being petty?
Or is this really like out of line?
Like I feel like this is out of pocket.
I don't.
I think we got our first dump him.
Yeah.
Yeah?
Holy shit.
This is groundbreaking.
Equal rights.
Equal rights.
She got to stop.
You got to, he's a, he's a weirdo.
And if she's already feeling this way, am I?
It's not going to go away.
Did she say she met him at happy hour?
Yeah.
And they spent the whole weekend together.
Yeah.
Love an ad.
She'd be asked for the IG until.
That's a fun weekend though, usually.
But that's, okay, spent the weekend together like, yo, went home and then link back
off the next day or like spent the night with each other.
Who knows three-day relationships?
You're some handcuffs in a radiator.
I think she asked for the IG a little too late, no?
You think?
100%.
No.
How do you ask for a idea?
But if you're, if you're, go home and you're there for the next two days, why would you need
it?
You're there with them in person.
Nah.
I need to see mutual friends.
Yeah.
What's up?
I'd feel so weird.
If I met someone at happy hour, we hit it off, went back to my crib, was having an amazing
time the next morning, yo, what's your IG?
That's weird. I would feel so weird asking that. Okay, yeah. That would be a hard. She should
ask at Happy Hour. Yeah, but they left
that. But like, if they didn't go home or to the same spot from Happy Hour, then yeah,
but they never separated. That's not, Roy, you think that's a weird question because
nobody asks you for your IG anymore because everybody already follows you.
You never wanted to ask me before. Damn, what the fuck? Influence King. Because before you
because before you became a person of influence, people weren't asking for IGs like that. Now
that's the new what's your phone number.
Yeah, you influencer.
That's weird.
I wouldn't ask a girl that.
You know who you are already.
Yeah.
They know you paid for your blue jacket.
That's not true. They know that.
Women?
Damn.
At the what show?
Larry, you all me got to ask eight times.
That's what people ask now.
They ask for your IG.
They don't ask for your phone.
Because I'll give my IG out.
I'm not giving you my phone number.
My phone numbers.
No, that I get, if someone asks for your number and you reply with,
I'll give you my IG.
That makes mad sense to me.
But to just out the gate, like you vibeing with somebody.
He's like, what's your Instagram?
That's like, mind your business, weirdo.
That's L.A.
That is L.A.
For sure.
It's New York, too, though.
I guess.
I did that one time, man.
I regret that shit.
What?
I feel like it's different for you, though,
because people are fishing for money bags from you.
Nah, but I did, I did some.
That was, you know, when you could just know you did some corny shit,
like, soon as you do it, that's like, why did I do that?
What did you do?
Yeah.
What you, I think, I think Roy was with me.
We was in L.A.
and we had went to
we went to get something to eat
and then we went to CVS
I feel like it was me and Rory
it was me and you and Swoll, wasn't it?
Oh, I don't we talk about.
Oh, girl, we go to the CVS
yo, this beautiful girl
walks in. Oh, you told me this.
And the line is kind of long, but I'm like next.
So like she gets what she's getting, whatever, she gets on the back of the line.
So I'm just like, I'm like, yo, come on,
I say, you got it? That was the first thing she looked at me.
I said, yo, come on, you got it.
like come on so like i want people to like i'm one them think we were together so she came or
whatever went both walked to the register together i think she had like shampoo or something some
some some simple shit you bought it yeah bought the shampoo but yeah put up here great wingman i
played ISO just went to another aisle and just let him cook like we weren't even friends so so
so we go pay for it whatever so we walk out together we talk and uh she was parked right where
where the van was at.
So she's in the car talking.
We exchanged phone numbers.
She's like, yeah, I forgot what she said she was from.
She just moved to L.A.
She's like, oh, how long are you in town?
Like, we're here for like three days or whatever.
She's like, okay, we can hang out tomorrow, go get some lunch or something.
I'm like, cool, bet, let's do it.
So the next day, like we're texting that night, the next day I text or whatever.
So I didn't know, I didn't know nothing about this girl.
Just met her in CBS, got her phone number.
We text for like an hour two that night.
That was the next day.
I'm using it like I could probably gauge more about this girl by seeing her Instagram.
Like what type of shit she's into, what type of food she likes.
That's what my mind was at.
But as soon as I asked for her Instagram, I regretted it.
Like as soon as I texted, I was like, why did I even do that?
Because I don't do that.
Did she send it?
Hell no, though.
Like she was like.
Oh, she dubbed it?
She dubbed it and I never, like she never responded to another text message out there.
She got your shampoo back.
Oh, my God.
I was, yo.
Beautiful.
I'm talking about beautiful.
And like how they met,
everything was like up some mall standard.
It was cool.
It was cool.
And as soon as I text,
what's your IG?
I'm like,
why did I?
I'm like,
I don't even do that.
Wait,
why is that so bad?
Weird?
It's just,
I don't like when men ask me from my IG.
But I literally was only doing it because I wanted to kind of gauge.
Like,
you know,
she might have,
you know,
the whole thing where they saved their rills.
You can see like the type of food they eat with each other.
I just wanted to gauge this girl a little bit.
That's all it was good.
Yeah, yeah.
I think that's too young.
I'm not too much old old.
Could have had a boyfriend.
Yeah, but then why are we texting until 1.30 in the morning?
What you're in?
Oh, that don't mean nothing.
He's not acting.
He's what you're not acting.
Right.
And Paul doesn't give the vibes like if he saw a boyfriend on the Instagram,
he'd be like, no way.
Yeah, like, I'm there.
Me?
I don't give a fuck.
She doesn't know you enough to know that.
Well, this is why we should have did lunch.
You should have been, yeah.
And the guy that asked.
for the Instagram might be the guy that DMs her man.
Like, do you know your girls in CVS last night?
That's crazy.
I hope she never think that I'm that type of guy.
But I literally was only asking me because I wanted to kind of gauge like a little bit more.
Did you try to piece it up and say that, like did you try to explain?
Not.
I forgot how it went.
But I was like, because she said, she was like, well, she was like with both adults,
why would you ask me that?
Something like that.
She said.
And I was like, nah, I think I told it.
I was like, no, I'm literally just trying to, you know, just gauge the type of.
type of girl you all that's all bags for you
damn you could have just went to lunch you're right
and it was just oh my god
she never responded I was sick
the rest of the L.A. I feel like that was a little defensive though where would you
have taken her? I don't know
this was like this was out from the O'Sha when we had our tour we was in L.A
so this was like 2018
Bellw-Malibald? Is that or 17 or 18?
Yeah this was like 2017-2018 so I was just like
I was so fucking mad bro this girl was beautiful
and she was cool
cool like that little exchange right there little five
Cool. Text conversation, cool. Next day I wake up on bullshit.
You should have jerked off before because I feel like that.
Nah, he's right. I got it. I get it. I know. I know you didn't mean it in that way.
But I'm saying, I know. Just to clear your head in general.
That would have clean slate cleared your head and you probably would not have sent that time.
He's right. He literally, I literally was just trying to gauge this girl.
She had them all nervous and more wanted to make sure he picked a spot that was up to.
to her.
She didn't know how to handle butterflies.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You were a butterfly dog.
I stepped straight to my...
Yo, you got it?
I stepped straight to my mom.
I'm sorry.
She's back in the line.
No, no, no, no, no.
You got to come over here.
That's my boy.
That's my dog.
I don't do butterflies.
I don't do butterflies.
All look super ill, too, because we had the Mercedes Sprinter.
You feel me?
Swole is the size of seven people.
You know what I'm saying?
Everything was laid out.
My dumbette, what's your ID?
Fuck?
I can't believe I'll follow with that pack like that.
You fucked up all.
All the cool points, they went all out the window.
I fumbled the pack.
Yo, that was crazy.
Okay.
If you listening, I'm sorry, please.
She's not.
Number still the same.
Text me.
Number still the same text me.
She's definitely not listening.
I'm definitely joking.
Not at all.
So what do we think?
This girl should, uh, what?
Dump this guy.
Yeah, this is crazy.
Yeah.
You got to dope because of the stand account?
He's sick for sending a stand account.
Yeah, he's like, yeah, that was wild.
You might as well say no IG at that point.
Sure.
He has a family.
He has a family.
He might have, yeah.
It's like a Rinaldo page.
If you're going to lie about the family,
you can lie about not have an IG too.
Yeah.
Like, don't draw the line there.
What if it's a successful stand-and-out?
Shut up, Eddn.
That makes you even weird.
That might be worse.
That means you really putting hours into that page.
That's true.
Yeah.
Yeah, what if Damaris found out
her guy ran the on-road page for Drake?
Dermaris would like that.
Yeah, DeMars would like that.
Y'all have DeMaris really, really messed up.
D'allis would love that.
Y'all know I don't allow men to do anything that isn't like.
I don't allow men to do anything.
I don't like men with Instagram.
Okay, men in the room.
What?
What if you were dating a girl, had her main IG, things were going great, month in,
you happen to find out she has another account and it's a Barb account.
You don't answer because I know.
Barb is a friend by men.
And then you start searching like her Twitter and like you see.
She's like a Barb Barb.
Oh my God.
Yeah.
She's like, I just wouldn't be attracted to someone that would do that.
I did.
Sorry.
Barb's could live two lives.
You know what I hate when girls do?
Shut up.
What?
I hate when they're in like the comments on the Shayroom and shit like that.
Imagine leaving a comment on a Shade Room.
I really hate that.
That's sick.
And like they're going back and forth for people.
Oh, that's weird.
See, that's so much.
Even a positive comment.
Yeah, it's just like, what do you?
A positive comment?
I've commented on the Shade Room before and felt nasty.
And I wrote in the.
comment, I never comment this and I gotta delete it.
See, that's what I'm saying.
Like, I feel gross.
I asked her what's her IG?
Why would I do that?
That's sick.
I still can't believe.
Y'all don't understand, bro.
It's that and the Serena Williams shit for me in my life where I'm just like, why would
I do that?
Big as fumbles of all time.
Oh, my God.
So just for a future, though, when I'm going out, I'm asking a woman, I should ask her
for her IG or her number.
You should ask her for her number.
Okay.
If she'll probably give her right.
I think men are supposed to let, I give preference.
You'd pick.
explain.
I think men are supposed to let the woman ask for,
they gotta ask for our, if it's in public,
I'll usually,
they got to ask for our IG?
If it's in public,
I'll usually wait until they ask me.
But on these,
on these dating apps,
obviously the game is to get off
these as fast as possible.
So I will say,
hey, let's move off of here.
What do you prefer?
I don't say,
give me your number or send me your IG.
I say,
what do you prefer?
And then she says,
whatever, and then I'll do that.
But what else could it be other than a number?
Instagram.
To go from like a hinge,
Uriah to.
Oh,
I guess I'm saying if you're on a dating app.
To navigate.
I think you're on Instagram already.
You ask you like, okay.
No, on a dating app, I'll give you my number before I give you my Instagram.
Now, IG, if you're already talking with somebody, yeah.
If you DM in with somebody for days on IG, it's time to ask for that number.
I prefer to keep it on Instagram, though, to be honest.
Because I don't really save numbers.
I get a shit ton of text.
It's just way more organized on Instagram for me.
Because you can see their pictures.
It has nothing to do with the photos.
Because like I don't save, well, I guess it kind of does.
I don't save numbers.
So if I have like a bunch of numbers, like, running on my phone,
I have to like find the source of where I got that number.
So I either have to like go back to the Instagram, to the dating app.
It's like if it just stays on IG, it's you just out here.
Okay.
So.
No, it's like, it's an artist.
I shouldn't ask then.
No, to ask for the phone number.
If they don't like you like that or they're trying to figure out if they like you,
they'll give you their Instagram.
Gotcha.
No, dude.
You're a DJ though.
You can just be like.
Yeah, you want to charge your phone?
Yeah.
Oh, I don't try that one.
It's creepy shit.
I think it's different.
for men though because with you guys if a girl
sees your Instagram like
oh he's cool or he has
like you know how women like people are
I'm a girl so when I see when men
start that oh I see you big homie or big
money I can't do it. Ew.
Ew. They call you big money?
Big money or big homey.
When I like when men see my Instagram
and they're like oh like they for some reason they think
I have like money or clout or something like that
Oh for your Instagram? I got to go to Demerite's
Instagram home. Yeah I got going on there.
I'm talking about regular regular men
Right. Regular men who follow 2,000 people when they have 700 followers.
Okay.
They see that I have 17,000 followers and they'll assume that like...
That's a regular man to you?
Y'all are taking out.
I just want to see what Demariz's posting with somebody would be like, I hate big money.
Yeah. Big money.
Was he 45?
Oh, it's the drizzling the sauce on the steak. That's a good steak.
That's a good steak. That's a good steak.
Big money.
It's a good steak.
How do you order your steak?
It's a good steak.
How do you order you?
It's more the followers.
How do you order to stick to Maris?
Regular men get, they feel a thing about followers.
If you have like 17,000 followers is regular to us because we're around women who are in different industries who have that.
But regular men who work at FedEx, they're not.
Is that your type?
If they do TikToks and dance with the packages.
Yo, they get a lot.
I don't know why Demaris don't show up in my feed as much, but I'm having.
You see this shit, Demaris be posted?
That's why she's been funny.
The captions?
Why y'all ain't tell me Demaris be getting this?
type of shit off. What did she get off? She's making fun of Drake's book.
So in this picture, she says, from
New York to L.A. the only time I'm back and forth.
Oh my God. And you had the nerves and shit on Drake's book.
That is sick. You had the nerve
to kill him for putting heart and brains.
It's a lot of bar.
No, I know, but I'm just saying the fact that you get
this type of shit off. Oh, Lord, let me see.
Even two hours ago, film doesn't lie.
Hell, dude.
Don't lies all the time.
Film doesn't lie.
Film does lie. I lie a lot.
I've seen mad films that were.
Yeah.
All right.
Who is area one you can quote?
A real one you can quote.
He said, look at my fucking wife in my head.
You're so fucking fine, baby.
Wait.
This is Drake's book.
If I'm a lot, go find less respectful.
All right.
You're sitting on Drake book and this is the shit you're getting off.
Demerisle boy.
They say I'm hiding, but am I really hard to find?
Where are you getting me?
Damn, Yomi.
Like who's right?
I didn't know Demaris was getting.
this off.
Yo,
Demaris.
I was, I'm trying to give advice and I became the butt of a joke.
You only exist if I allow you to.
Oh, yeah, I remember that one.
Remember?
Yeah, I remember that.
You know, DeMaris said you've never been to heaven, have you?
Oh, yeah, I remember that too.
Chapter 20.
Yo, I did not know Demaris was.
These are actually sick.
Yo, DeMaris, you are a fucking minute.
You're mad.
That's why you didn't like Drake's book.
He didn't get a writing credit.
Yeah.
He stole your style.
Damn.
Yeah.
Yo, baby D, I ain't going to lie.
You give it.
I see why they, I see why they're calling you big time now.
Yeah, big money.
Yeah, big money.
Big money D.
That's definitely, Camaris Miller over there.
My point, my point to top that all off is women are women like men's Instagram.
So if you want to get a woman, give her Instagram, especially Julian.
What do you mean?
Especially Julian.
You're all black and white aesthetic.
Women love that.
Yeah, do you have a nice aesthetic?
You're organized.
Rcy and shit.
Yeah.
Rtee.
I mean, I can.
Hair product.
It is weird how much people put stake into.
I, as someone that studied film and photography,
just at a young age,
drew a liking to black and white photos.
Never did I think that eventually my Instagram
would be full of that.
You, it's just, I don't get
the public perception of a black and white photo
all of a sense, like, clean cut, classy, all that.
No, it's not.
I just like that aesthetic of a black and white photo.
It doesn't mean I'm that.
Like, I embody all these.
It's just weird.
The kind of projection people put on you
because a lead photo on my Instagram.
The next five are like memes and shit.
Like it's not, you know what I mean?
Like it's, I don't get it.
You don't need to be with a girl that thinks that of your instance.
Yeah, you went too fine.
It's just black and white.
That's what I'm saying.
No, that's what I'm saying.
I know, but you're going deep dive in.
Just let it be black and white.
No, but I'm saying people put that weight in like all this extra perception on something that,
nah, just fuck with black and white.
Like, it's not more than that.
So mixed girls.
Yeah.
True.
Yeah, with curly hair.
See, Roy and I are very similar.
I get it.
And he saw my new bouncing.
The worst thing that happened to me in L.A. was a girl gave me her number.
And in the notes part, like, you know where you put your number in?
Yeah. She put her IG.
That was the biggest red flag in the world to me.
Wait, a girl gave you her number.
Yeah, we were talking.
I was like, oh, you know, let me get your number.
Okay.
And then you know how you could put add into context.
Yeah.
You can put your email, everything.
She put her number or her name and then in the notes part put her at.
What's wrong with that?
Well, maybe she wanted you to remember who she was.
Yeah.
Look at the picture.
No, I mean, I'm curious.
What's a big red flag?
Wait, why?
That's why I'm weird.
Because we were in L.A. too.
Like, if that happened in New York, I was a thing.
That's a superfing girl, flag.
Okay.
That's a what?
Superficial weird L.A. girl.
Okay.
Girl that went to L.A.
I think, I don't know.
I think that may be her way of saying, in case you forget who I am, this is my Iji.
Yeah.
You can just look at my picture.
Like, oh, that's the girl I met.
It was a very, very birdish.
What's the difference in doing that
Or putting where you met her at?
That's fine
But I don't tell people that I put that there
I do that on my own accord
No, I know you, that's what I'm saying
So I just think that she did that for you
Like, here's my IG in case you can't
Don't remember which, let's say her name is Nicole,
Which Nicole is now you Nicole Highlight Room
You put Nicole Highlight Room.
You know, you do that
You Nicole too Highlight Room
No, yeah, you do that
But I think that was her way of doing that
in a different way.
We were in Los Angeles at Highlight Room.
You know why that girl put her Instagram.
Her life is surrounded.
She lives and dies by that.
That's her job.
Instagram is the new business card.
Yeah.
I hate that.
She's probably selling pussy.
Wow.
Yeah.
Okay.
Did you tap into her business?
No.
No.
I didn't even text.
Love it.
Nope.
You smash that follow.
Big rest.
Smash the like button.
Well, I forgot her name.
What was her name?
Nicole.
There you.
No.
No.
From Highlight room.
not Nicole from Halley Room
Whatever her name was I can't
I'm sorry I can't remember
But um
Dump him
Dump him
Congrats you're the first
Dump him
She's the first dump him
That one was super easy
That's some weird shit
Don't call that dude back
I respect her too
For saying she was fine
If he had a main page
In a family
But the Stan shit had to
No the Stan shit is a little weird
I respect
Very weird
Widow vibes
Um
So more news in sports
It's now being reported
That the Phoenix Suns are
In hot pursuit
Of Kyrie Irving
Hot person
Don't say that
I mean, they're laying it out for them.
They're going after Kyrie.
If this happens, man, this NBA shit is just like, it's a circus now.
They were in Brooklyn together.
Kyrie, Bradley Bill, Devin Booker, Kevin Durr...
That team is not getting a chip.
What are we doing, man?
Like, I want to see these dudes play against each other.
I don't want to see y'all play buddy ball.
Yeah.
Like, this shit is...
Either way, man, I don't know.
I love Kyrie.
He's one of my favorite players.
I just don't...
I don't want to see him in Phoenix.
I don't want to see that.
Yeah, I don't want to see it in Phoenix.
But it'll be fun to watch, I guess,
them set screens and throw lobs all night and shoot threes.
I don't know.
Whatever.
It's going to look like the Harlem Globetrotters out there.
I mean, him going to L.A.
would be a great reality show.
Because him and LeBron just love it together.
I still don't think Kyrie and LeBron like each other like that.
They hate each other.
Yeah.
I don't know why people think that L.A. is a real destination for Kyrie.
That would be hilarious.
I don't think that him and Bronn are...
Go see a movie together?
No.
No, I think that they respect each other.
They won a championship together.
I think it's that.
But I don't think that they want to play with each other on the same team again.
I don't think that is going to happen.
I don't think they'll ever play on the same team on this flat earth ever again.
The flat earth.
Thank God is flat.
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Happy holidays.
Everybody be safe.
Have fun.
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Be safe this holiday.
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Nobody wants to smell a stink curtain.
True.
Wow.
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Look how you go right into merch after.
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Wow.
Fuck you.
America.
America.
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He's just ginger.
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No.
A win is a win.
A win is a win.
I don't care what I'm saying.
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