New Rory & MAL - Episode 180 | Did Mal Fumble Or Did Rory Dirty Mack?

Episode Date: June 30, 2023

Happy 4th of July weekend! Go check out our holiday edition of RAM Radio available now on Patreon. We go over our lack of plans for the holiday while Mal heads to Canada to hit Drake’s estate. Natur...ally, since it’s ‘Merica Day we talk about bald eagles, bud light and fireworks. Well the time has already come. The ‘Idol’ is being canceled. Does this hurt The Weeknd? Meanwhile, real actors are going on strike to join the ongoing writers holdout. Then we owe Jonathan Majors an apology. Drake releases an IG caption book that Demaris plans on using. When’s the last time you got butterflies? And is Drake pushing his album because of Lil Uzi? It’s time for voicemails! Today we give great friend advice and also have a historic moment…our first “dump him”. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:02:04 Become America All right So who has the best Plans for the 4th of July? I don't think I have any at all Except for just to celebrate America That's the greatest plan
Starting point is 00:02:24 Just to drape myself in the flag And talk about freedom Storm the Capitol maybe Only place that is freedom Did you guys know that in the world? And any time we've been attacked It's because they were jealous of our freedom And that's why no one likes us
Starting point is 00:02:36 In the world Okay It's true They're jealous of it's just of. our freedom. Yeah. The only place in the world that has it. MIR.
Starting point is 00:02:44 So everyone appreciate it. Happy July 4th. Everybody was free after July 4th. Merck. We still not free, but... Julian, what's your plans for the 4th? Mine? No, mine.
Starting point is 00:03:00 Yours, yes. Fuck you. I'm not doing anything. I just get drunk. Probably drink a bunch of bud lights. Nice. I like it. Keep you trans.
Starting point is 00:03:10 I feel that. Okay. Do you know they stock like plummeted at 30% after that? They'll be fine. Yeah. It's mud light. They'll be fine. I'm just saying, I just think that's crazy. And people are drinking Modello instead, which is distributed by Anheuser-Busch.
Starting point is 00:03:23 But, you know, America's really smart. Fucking idiots. Damarcity plans for the fourth? I'm trying to be where the sundresses are. Oh, my God. You sound like the little mermaid. I want to be where the rich niggas are. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:03:34 I want to see. Ed and you? Wait, sundresses and the rich guys? Like pick one. I mean, the rich guys can be with a sundressers are The rich guys are always where the sun dresses are All right, even with the bisexual thing That day just pick which one
Starting point is 00:03:51 Like even with the bisexual thing Like Saturday you could be straight And then Sunday you could be gay How about that? Last Sunday was the one to be gay at Yeah, last Sunday was gay as fuck last Sunday for sure But I feel like when you go out You weren't gay as sexual person
Starting point is 00:04:06 I was the only one at the parade I was eating pussy. How are you going to tell me I wasn't gay? You ate pussy last weekend? Now we're getting somewhere. See? For pride? Is that like Lint? Like what do you do?
Starting point is 00:04:17 He got to eat pussy for pride? Like, what is that? Did I miss out? Well, we can't eat pussy for pride. That'd be going against everything. No, y'all got a suck dick. Or you just took that too. All the way, fuck.
Starting point is 00:04:27 I'm not, I'm not that proud. Yeah. I'm definitely not that proud. You guys aren't the proud boys? No. Not at all. That's still the most ironic name ever for that group. No, definitely not the proud boys.
Starting point is 00:04:39 Uh, all right. But tell us more about the proud boys. this prideful sandwich you had. Or taco. Oh, taco. Yeah. That was good.
Starting point is 00:04:48 No. Yeah. I was just, I was prideful. Celebrated. I was with my girlfriend and we had a good time. Were you just like,
Starting point is 00:04:55 it's the day of? When you say girlfriend, do you mean like a friend that's a female or like your girlfriend? It's complicated. But yes. But I like that way. At least you're consistent because even your relationships
Starting point is 00:05:06 with your boyfriends are complicated. So even your relationships with your girlfriend is complicated. Anything I'm consistent for sure. How cool is that that lesbians and bisexual women get to have that title so blurred? Like, that's my girlfriend, but not my girlfriend, but it's still the same word. Oh, get the fuck out of here. You all, that's a blurred-ass relationships too. That's incredible that, no, you still my girlfriend. Do we? Do y'all? Yeah, y'all have girlfriends and all have child girlfriends. I don't think we allow to have blurred.
Starting point is 00:05:32 Yeah, but if she's not my girlfriend, I don't say that's my girlfriend. You get the luxury of saying that. To say that's a girlfriend and it still be complicated. Yeah, you have to add context to it. Okay. I'm gonna let you talk get shot shit off because I'm being nice. Okay.
Starting point is 00:05:46 What are you talking about? We can just be like that we're girlfriends. I say girlfriends, but I'm actually referring to girls that are friends. That's weird. Yeah, that's weird.
Starting point is 00:05:52 That's not really about, that's your friend. She's a girl. Only girls can call their girlfriends. Like, Rears my girlfriend. No, that's your friend.
Starting point is 00:06:01 Why can't you just call her your friend? Why can you just call her your friend? Because when I'm, what you want sex in the city? That's your friend. I was about to say like, Who are you? I got like,
Starting point is 00:06:08 Home girl. Like home girl is usually the term. That's what Mall says home girl. You're one step away from calling her your twin. Stop. And that's the nastiest of the nasty. And then two steps away from treacherous twin. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And that's disgusting. That's filthy level. A man can't call a female his twin or a male. Well, you can. Well, I have a twin sister. Oh, yeah. Well, that's accepted. But you can't like your friend.
Starting point is 00:06:32 You can't say yo twin. I've never said that. Twin and them. You call her your girlfriend. You might as well say twin. But I'm saying usually when we're speaking in generalization, I'll say, oh, I was with my girlfriend. Like, now that you guys know who Greer is, I'll just say Greer.
Starting point is 00:06:47 But if it's another woman, I'll say that. When you're talking to a woman that you're interested in dating, you don't refer to Greer as your girlfriend? All the time. So when you've had a girlfriend, you refer to other girls as your girlfriend? Yeah. That's what you do you say. Do you think Greer refers to you as her boyfriend?
Starting point is 00:07:00 Huh? Do you think Greer refers to you as a boyfriend? I don't fucking know. Maybe. Let me help you out. She does it. No. She probably says my black friend.
Starting point is 00:07:09 Sure. She definitely doesn't see. If you're the black friend. If you're the black friend, that's insane, first of all. By white girl's standards. He's definitely the black. Yeah. But like if Grimm, like my black friend and you pull up and it's like a real black guy there, he's like, you know, come on.
Starting point is 00:07:22 That's the thing. There would be no other black guy there. That's sick. What do you say to my career? She's white. No, but like deeper than that. What are you saying about her? Oh, I'm the black friend.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I know my role. You're the representation. Yeah. I'm the quota. Okay. White women. Got to love it. What are your plans?
Starting point is 00:07:39 for a 4th of July. I'm gonna go to Montreal for the Jazz Fest. My mom been wanting to go up for some years. On American. Yeah. So I'm gonna go to Montreal for the Jazz Fest. It's like two or three days. What are you?
Starting point is 00:07:49 Part of the Confederate Army? No, I'm just, you know, Montreal is beautiful, man. Why would you leave America on America's birthday? Because as I just asked around the room, y'all have zero fucking plans. Like, y'all are not doing anything. Getting drunk and doing nothing is pretty damn American. That's a regular fucking day in America.
Starting point is 00:08:04 Yeah. I don't know. I could go like Bald Eagle watching or something. True. Somewhere. Where are you going to go ball to? Eagle watching. New Jersey? Don't cut your hair. They attack bald heads.
Starting point is 00:08:13 Is that true? Yeah. They're not bald either, which is kind of weird. Yeah. They're kind of bald. How did the eagle end up being like our mascot? I don't know. But you know, the sound that you're used to is not actually the sound of the bald eagle. Because they swoop down and kill people and take shit that isn't theirs. What is the sound of a bald eagle? I don't even know what's like some bullshit. It's a really whack. It sounds more birdie than masculine.
Starting point is 00:08:32 Have you guys ever seen one before? No. I saw a world eagle before. Where? In Canada? No. It was upstate somewhere. Do you look, bald men beware An eagle owl has been attacking your kind Okay That's kind of like orcas and boats
Starting point is 00:08:45 All right, well, where I had I guess Yeah, but you would a ballhead I'll dress like Jewel's and going on the forest But if you had a ballhead like that You know that changes your entire like The way people speak to you Okay, I'm on board so far Yeah like a glory
Starting point is 00:09:02 Why and how and what are they saying? White power, I don't know You know how Roy is. Oh, I would. I would definitely look way more racist. Yeah. That one, like, shirt you have with the American flag,
Starting point is 00:09:14 the FD and Y, like the post 9-11 flag, if you wore that shirt, baldy. Oh, one that you wore when you said, with some, with like your dusty's pair
Starting point is 00:09:21 of new balances. Big Aryan vibe. Big Aryan vibe. Big Aryan. When you go to prison, you have to pick a side. That's a fact. That's,
Starting point is 00:09:29 what side would you pick? I just don't know if the Crips would have me. I might. No. If the Crips would have me. They might not be welcoming. I have thought about,
Starting point is 00:09:38 that and like another one of 10,000 reasons why I would not survive in prison nor want to go to prison is like I would have to like click up with with the whites you have to be white for the first time in your life and then like I have tattoos already if I don't get the Nazi symbol they're going to look at me crazy is that how that works but we're always fucked if he goes to jail anyway you slice it because he's going to have to he's going to have so attractive no but you're going to have to like join like with your white brothers right that's what I'm saying I'd have to join the Aryan race but then once they do that homework on you you and they do diligence and they see you only date black women,
Starting point is 00:10:11 they're going to call your nigger lover. Yeah. And then they're going to jump you and kick you out of the game. They call me that on Twitter and IG if I just refresh the page now. What? They go to jail to be called that. No, they do that. What?
Starting point is 00:10:21 No, they do. Yes, they do. You know, they call Rory that? I'm sure. Remember the one day, Elon? I might call that white guilt. Because you have to understand, there is a large part of hip hop fans that are white fans that like hip hop but hate black people.
Starting point is 00:10:34 Like, they're just into the music, but they actually despise. That's a large group of. of hip-hop. And they listen to our podcast as well. So they, oh my God. How come I didn't see? I would have retweeted that. That's what you were to retweeted? Ma, remember the day Elon was like, I'm done with word censorship
Starting point is 00:10:50 and the hard ER was trending because all people wanted to tweet? Oh, that was his... It was Rory's inbox. That was his replies. That was your midgett? Yeah, what? I didn't know his midges was trending like that. Yeah. Damn. Elon sent me up, man. That's fucked up. Oh, yeah. I'm going to
Starting point is 00:11:05 I'm going to go to Montreal for a couple of days and go to the jazz festival, my mom and sisters and cousin. Just chill. I guess that's American, sort of. Yeah. Canada's American a little bit. Friendly neighbors to the north. You're going to miss us? I am.
Starting point is 00:11:20 No, you're not. No, he's not. I am. You're going to go a week without us and start to feel weak without us? Is that what you tell them? Get that from Drake's poetry book. Seven days without prayer mix one week. I bet you never thought of it that way.
Starting point is 00:11:33 You're right. I never thought. I have never thought of that. Never in my life have I thought about that, Rory. It's a classic Auntie Facebook style. Oh, my God. Jesus Christ. So, yes, that's our plans for the Fourth of July.
Starting point is 00:11:45 I hope all of y'all have fun, be safe. Yes. And I want everybody to come back with all their fingers, please. Please. Don't blow your fucking hands on. Especially you, Eddn. Julian, you can lose a thumb or two. I don't care.
Starting point is 00:11:54 Eddn, please. What? Me and Eddn did safe fireworks last year. Kind of. Fast hands. I mean, they were on my roof. They were on his roof. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:12:00 But they were the safe ones. Like, I legally bought them. Those are always corny. The legally bought fireworks. Rory almost set his roof off. I don't know why he's over there capping. For insurance money. I'm a honer.
Starting point is 00:12:15 I haven't heard, well, I have heard fireworks already, but it's not as bad as I thought it would be yet. I know it's still got a couple days until it gets really bad. But like, it's been, this year's kind of been decent compared to the last few. The last year they started, I thought it was the Fourth of July every day for like two months. They're gearing up, though. You never know. I think it'll last through September. Oh, yeah, yeah. Once it starts, the fourth.
Starting point is 00:12:39 That's it. The rest of the summer. Traumatizing a month for dogs. Oh, dogs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And also, again, for, like, homeowners. Like, I really pay taxes in my neighborhood. So, like, please get these children off my street with these fireworks. Are they that bad on your block? I'm two or three blocks away from the projects, so.
Starting point is 00:12:59 Oh, yeah. The projects forget about it. And it's, like, low-rise projects, so you could definitely get all your fireworks off. Yeah. It's not scared with the high-rise. Yeah, it's kind of wild. Well, either way, I want you all to be safe, please. Edin, you're the only one whose fingers I care about. A-yo.
Starting point is 00:13:13 A-yo? I mean, not like, I mean, he's fast hands, Eddie. He has to push a lot of buttons. We could get him, like, one of those, like, fake hands. prosthetics. My face. Like a dog? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:13:25 Anyways. Or your toes. We have a lot to get to. Do we? Julian's favorite show. Let's get to it. His idol. Don't put this on me.
Starting point is 00:13:32 The weekends. Definitely your favorite show. The show is terrible. You name the show. You were loving the show. Because the weekend was in it. He is your idol. Run the tape.
Starting point is 00:13:39 I never said I liked this show. It sucked. No, we told you it sucked the first episode. You were like, you guys haven't even seen it. Because we were, we agreed as a team to watch it before we recorded. They didn't. So I walked into the studio and they're watching it and they're on their phones. And then they didn't finish the episode.
Starting point is 00:13:54 And they're like, this is terrible. I was like, you weren't even paying attention. So they were kind of right from the beginning. The show does suck. But they, they couldn't at that time. I can't give honest. But House of balloons, right? I mean, but House of Balloon.
Starting point is 00:14:05 Come on, I might relapse. All right. So episode five just came out, right? Four. Worst thing ever. They're canceling it at five. Originally, they were just going to cancel it after the full season. But now they're going to cut it off midseason.
Starting point is 00:14:17 But it's funny because a report that came out that they canceled season two. Yes. And then HBO denied that claim. It was like, no, that's not true. And now the first season is being canceled before it's even. Yes. Complete. Done.
Starting point is 00:14:30 Yep. Before we know the ending. Yeah. Did any of you guys watch the fourth episode? No. I didn't see. Oh, my God. Is it bad?
Starting point is 00:14:36 It's one of the worst shows, period. That is so, the reason why this is shocking me is because, first of all, when I found out it was the creators of Euphoria, I was like, okay, good team. They put out a hit show. They got some clout. Then when they said the weekend was in it, I'm like, okay, the weekend has been in character for the past couple years in his own world as an artist. might have something there they're cooking them or something here
Starting point is 00:15:04 Johnny Depp's daughter yeah it was everything the recipe was there No she's been traumatized so she's got to be a great actress Gotta be a great actress Yeah method So the recipe
Starting point is 00:15:12 She's been traumatized So I read the script The rest of the ingredients Were there for a good show On paper Sure But now we get a cancellation
Starting point is 00:15:23 Only five episodes Into the first season It's just a porn fantasy And I have a high tolerance For like sick shit Like you know me it's just it's just
Starting point is 00:15:35 the weekend and Sam's rape fantasy it's just that whole fourth episode is just her like him eating her out in the back of a car
Starting point is 00:15:41 they go into the store to shop he's fucking her in the dressing room they come back to the home he's eating her out in front of all the guests it's like it's just
Starting point is 00:15:49 him fucking her in every scene right it's horrible like there's no storyline and it's just like they just progressively undress her
Starting point is 00:15:56 she gets more and more naked as the show goes on like fucks more people she just get yeah It's just, and then the whole... It's overly horny.
Starting point is 00:16:04 I think this is a classic case of when you're in, I think what happened in the show mirrored on set in real life where everyone that was on set production, whoever bought into the cult that was the show, the cult that they were creating in the show and thought this was groundbreaking and something that, you know, was bigger than it was. And then when you present it and remove yourself from that reality
Starting point is 00:16:27 and show it to the normal world, us, the consumer, that's when you start seeing how ridiculous and terrible this is. Well, sorry, I hate to cut you off, but a bit of backstory with this show. So before it even premiered, right, the reason why the weekend and Rolling Stone had beef is because Rolling Stone had came out with an article that said that the original director left,
Starting point is 00:16:47 like through when 80% of the season was already filmed. Her name was Amy Seamets or something like that. Seamon, yeah, makes sense. Yeah, she left, right? What happened was, I was going to fill a shoe with semen. Yeah, because the weekend came in and said the show is too much from a female perspective, right? The original show, it was too much going, heading too much into a female perspective.
Starting point is 00:17:10 He hated it. They bought Sam Levinson in, and he rewrote the entire thing. They fired half the staff. Like, the show was done. And then they flipped it and redid it completely. Whoever he wrote Euphoria with should have been on set. Because it's some of the worst writing ever. And what makes it even worse than just being bad dialogue?
Starting point is 00:17:30 is they think they're being deep. Exactly. That's the most annoying poor. Outside of the shitty dialogue, they think they're like really have some groundbreaking, like you don't understand the idle metaphor we're making here.
Starting point is 00:17:42 And then in the last episode, they try to do the twist of like maybe she's the leader of the cults. And it's just bad. When you try to get too deep and the dialogue sucks already, I totally get why they would cancel it. It shot really well.
Starting point is 00:17:57 I think the weekend should buy that footage from HBO and make some music videos. Because it's shot, right? Do we think that this hurts the weekend? No. No, I think this character, it's so far removed. And it's weird because for the first time, you know, I'm a stand.
Starting point is 00:18:12 They've been putting out singles, like, with each episode. Like, they'll preview music in the show and then eventually it's smart on their part. They'll release that on DSPs. I haven't listened to any of those songs in real life. I don't care to. I hate that show so much. I won't even listen to the music that they put out from it. So that's what I'm saying, that you don't think that hurts the weekend?
Starting point is 00:18:29 No, because once he puts out a new album and starts his actual I'm the artist rollout, I'll tap it. No, I'm not talking about as far as like music. I'm talking about his wanting to jump into like TV and TV. Yes, it hurts. Oh, yeah. That's what I was saying. Oh, he's done. He's done.
Starting point is 00:18:42 He's done. I don't know if he's done, but he should take some time. Definitely not going to make the pivot that I think he thought he would make. Take down the ponytail. Music-wise, I don't think he'll ever work with Mike Dean again. Mike Dean is pissed. Why'd you drag me into this nonsense? You want to see, look at this.
Starting point is 00:18:56 Mark Dean is an old man that. rarely leaves his house. Why did they drag him into this? Yeah, I mean, I thought that this was going to be a good show. I'm not going to know. I am surprised that it's canceled. Just because, like I said, the recipe was there for a great show. But I guess it took a hard left somewhere.
Starting point is 00:19:14 Mike Dean's character was this. Character, he's Mike Dean. I'm just saying, like, they make, they, like, really lean into the whole. It's just him hopping out of a Tesla, ripping a bong, like, him just smoking. Blonde. He doesn't have an empty hand the whole show. He's just chief in a blunt and just laughing at the weekend sexually assault, Lily Rose Deb.
Starting point is 00:19:35 Yeah, it's very odd. It's very, very odd. But I don't know. I think this hurts Sam Levistine. Levinson. I made him too Jewish, my bad. Okay. I think this hurts him more than anyone because he
Starting point is 00:19:50 was batting a thousand. He was the golden child. He did Euphoria, obviously. And then the, what's the other one? with Denzel's son that you love was Indeia. Oh, the Malcolm and Marie. Yeah. He did that as well. And it looked like those two were going to stay together and she was going to star
Starting point is 00:20:12 and everything that he wrote and they were going to be that new combo. This, I think, hurts him more than anything. Or it starts to raise questions and I'm not raising them, but people are going to talk. Is he really as ill as we thought he was? because if you're going to go out and do something else outside of the internal team you have and it's like this, who's really the good writer over there? Who's really the one that's putting these shows together? Because we see what you did when you broke off from the tribe. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:20:41 And we got this. I'm not saying that's the case, but that's how I think people will view it. But if you look at Euphoria and Malcolm and Marie both, if you remove Zendaya and her amazing acting out of that, is it really that good of a show? Yes. That's pretty, well, Euphoria is very well-written. Euphoria is a great show. There's also great actors and actresses outside of her carrying the show as well, but it is a very well-written show, very well-shot.
Starting point is 00:21:08 It's shot better than any show. It's so good that they had to get an actress as great as Zendaya. They had to. That's how good that show is. Like, they couldn't get an actress that was like, you know, she's good. They had to get a great actress. And it's one of those shows that has retroactively launched everyone else. else is like Cindy Sweeney took off because of Euphoria that.
Starting point is 00:21:28 Jacob Elroy, the football guy, took off from that show. Like there's been a lot of careers made from that show. I mean, I think it's overly exaggerated in a lot of places in the show, but at least they do it in a good way. How they exaggerated shit in Idol is fucking awful. Like in Euphoria, when the sons and dad were fucking the same girl, but they were gay, but both gay. Like that was very over the top, but at least it played well in the story.
Starting point is 00:21:55 line with the kid and the dad being a fucking dirtbag it was over the top but it played well everything in the show is over the top and awful like everything is just bad yeah nah but when the weekend ate around on sunset I felt that
Starting point is 00:22:11 you able to on sunset before no it's such a bad like actually on the street or a hotel on sunset oh well neck is alright am I the weekend
Starting point is 00:22:25 I know you want to be All Coke aside Jonathan Mason Probably in your other friend group they call you able It's funny Anyways With the shitty writing strike It shows in this
Starting point is 00:22:41 And now actors are about to go on strike Are we fucked as far as entertainment goes Outside of music? I'm not going to say fucked But I do think that In some way I think this is a good thing I think that this gives a lot more room for new creatives to kind of like get out there and do that thing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:04 Because these are like, you know, this strike is for like the big A-listers. So if you're like an up-and-coming writer, producer, actor, I think that this is space for you now to put out some good work. Well, I think anyone that joins SAG is part of the, part of the strike in general. Yeah. So it's the A-listers leading it just to show like we're not fucking around because Jennifer Lawrence is involved. But like even writers that aren't really big. They're on strike as well, even the younger up-and-coming writers just because they are
Starting point is 00:23:38 part of that community. This I think is going to get weird. And I think we'll see it hit at the top of 2024 because they would be shooting everything now. Yeah. I think it's going to take over a year. Winter of 2024 is when I think we'll start to get. more shows, movies, TV series at the earliest.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Isn't the writer strikes supposed to be over in like October, September October? I'm not sure about that, but if the actors are about to go on strike and the writers come back, kind of pointless. Yeah. Unless, you know, they find new talent that isn't part of SAG or doesn't want to be part of that strike. I just think that's going to get difficult.
Starting point is 00:24:17 They said the only shows that would be able to continue our like reality TV. Oh my God. Which started really took off. if you look at it when the initial writer strike happened. They just needed unscripted television. So those kind of things would take off in like talk shows, day shows. But even those require like writers. I mean, Ray J may just own this year.
Starting point is 00:24:39 It just may be like a Ray J. decade. Because he can write, produce, acts, reality TV. Reality TV went too crazy though. Like I think reality TV is good if it's like good reality TV. But now they just got anything on TV. Like everybody has a fucking show now I'll give us an example That Jocelyn show
Starting point is 00:24:59 What is that? Which Jocelyn show? Are you talking about With the Shippers? Yeah Jocelyn's Cabaret? Yeah, with a fire You know what's crazy
Starting point is 00:25:07 Jocelyn's actually not that bad And I hate reality It's actually pretty good They actually have a goal A goal And I mean she's a goat In that shit too So she's gonna be a star in reality TV
Starting point is 00:25:19 Why y'all didn't tell me They called Jocelyn cocaine beer I didn't know I was not aware of that I didn't know that was her, A.k.a. Yeah, at the Wilson name when she was backstage beating that girl up. It was like, yo, look at cocaine. That explains a lot.
Starting point is 00:25:31 I was like, yo. She was getting busy. She was fucking, she was popping on anybody. Yeah. She was swinging. This one girl walked to order with a camera. She swung on her. She was popping on anybody.
Starting point is 00:25:42 And I just found out that they called a cocaine bear. I get it, though. She was probably sober, too. Right. No. That is not a sober woman. I think no. Fuck no.
Starting point is 00:25:50 She's poor. She's not. I think she might have been drunk. That didn't go. She's Puerto Rico. That's not so... You know? I saw those eyes, bro.
Starting point is 00:25:58 Those eyes, they got it right with cocaine beer. They got it right with cocaine beer. They got it right. That is fucking hilarious. But I mean, reality TV, it's always been shitty in a great way. Yeah, but now it's just too much shit.
Starting point is 00:26:09 Nick Lachay's cornered that market. It's too much shitty, though. Like, it's too much shitty in the reality TV world. I mean, I kind of prefer the older reality shows to these, like, love island things that Nick Lachay and his wife are doing. they're pimping a lot of desperate people. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:27 They might be the biggest pimps on earth. That's what I'm saying. It's just too much. Like, sometimes you got to be like, nah, I'm cool. Like, because it's like,
Starting point is 00:26:35 once that's out there, it's over. I now see Razby and Orlando, what's his name? Orlando, Brown. Orlando Brown was fighting. Ratsby said it was 60 Crip.
Starting point is 00:26:47 And now he's apologizing for saying 60 Cripp. First of all, you didn't love that clip? No. It makes me want to go watch that show. it's not that I didn't love it's listen it's funny right but it's like they're really putting money it's a production
Starting point is 00:27:00 crew shooting this shit yeah because it's making the money don't misquote Razby he said that's on rolling 60s blood that's what he said but this is what I'm saying I think you confused the two and that he's posing a video apologizing said he's an entertainer he's not a gang
Starting point is 00:27:16 member like it's I love when people are on camera saying something direct and then their response to it he's like I didn't mean it like that. Yeah, he blamed it on, he blamed it on the show. He was like, yeah, it gets kind of crazy. So what did you mean when you said on Rowan 60s? What was, he said, what did I miss in the context? He said Orlando Brown said blood, so he went to Cous and Crip. That was, that was his. The lights in the sprinter are blue. But he said that's not what he meant. What did he mean?
Starting point is 00:27:44 I don't know, man. This is what I'm trying to say. It's just, like, this is a lot of these dudes are suffering from mental health issues. We know Orlando Brown. For sure. Drug abuse. For sure. Drug abuse. No, Orlando Brown is far. But we've been on that. And I think it's fucked up that people keep putting a camera and microphone in front of it. Yeah, and that's what I'm saying. So it's just like, everything is just because people watch it and click on it, it doesn't mean that it's good.
Starting point is 00:28:07 Doesn't mean that it's good for you. We can't say that. I'm sure all the chicks on flavor of love were not the most mentally stable. They were women. We put cameras on mentally ill people all the time. And that's a problem. I agree. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:28:21 That's a problem. bought that up about Jerry Springer, God bless the dead. And I told you that he was exploitative and that he started a wave of exploiting people who are mentally ill, poor, etc. You was like, no, they volunteered to go on there. They got paid for it. Yes.
Starting point is 00:28:37 But what are you supposed to do when I said? I didn't say he got paid for it. There is the goat. I don't know if they got paid for it. I would never say that. But I'm not saying I didn't say they didn't volunteer. And that's fine at 3 p.m. Like 8 p.m. with these reality shows, you could put other content there. 3 p.m. is just that's what it is. We're talking about
Starting point is 00:28:52 the people. Not the goddamn slot. We're talking about the actual people. No, I agree. Jerry Springer definitely exploited plenty of people.
Starting point is 00:29:00 Jerry Springer is a legend. Rest and peace to the legend. Oh, legends exploit. Sometimes why they're so legendary because they've exploited the best. Mona Scott's a legend too. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:29:09 Yeah. Oprah. Did Mona... You know how I feel about Oprah. Did Mona exploit in the beginning? Big MAGA. Did she exploit in the beginning? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:29:19 I think it was more. exploitation once the platform got bigger, then you were really just exploiting people's fucking trauma and giving them a whole bunch of fucking alcohol because you know they're going to act stupid. I'm not saying her intentions were great on season one, but
Starting point is 00:29:35 it was really supposed to be about love and hip-hop. It was supposed to be about women that were in relationships with rappers. It grew to a very much exploitative. It had nothing to do with love or hip-hop. Like, I don't think she was exploiting Chrissy.
Starting point is 00:29:51 season one. I think they were just putting together a good, I think she had been around Jimmy and Christine said this would make great TV. Of course it's salacious and you have to add some sauce to it. Reality TV. This start like it was supposed to be about couples and hip hop. I get it.
Starting point is 00:30:07 With a splash of ignorance because it's reality TV. Yeah. It then definitely turned into people being exploited. But at that point, I don't even put that on Mona, like Viacom at that point to keep that shit going. It's kind of the same with basketball wives. started with real wives of basketball players, and then it turned into them bringing on some of their girlfriends,
Starting point is 00:30:26 their home girls, and then, like, girls that were just sleeping with a bunch of, like, it got to a point where it was like maybe only two married women on the show. But they were still, just because there were wives on there, they were still exploiting them. That was, that's the purpose of reality TV is to create drama
Starting point is 00:30:40 because they produce the majority of that drama. You produce the drama with people who are prone to drama because of the people they've chosen to be in love with, and you make money off of them. That's the whole point of selling a TV. show. Yeah, but so it's exploitative from the beginning. It's also mutually beneficial.
Starting point is 00:30:56 Like, we got to stop back on like it's exploitation. These people want to be on camera. They want to be personality. Like, they want the attention. It's paid exploitation. Yeah. Like, it's, people, but the exploiting part comes in because you, you target people that you know need that check and need that look.
Starting point is 00:31:11 Yeah. Yeah. That's when it comes exploiting. It's like, yo, they need this. They're not going to take. And what's the fine line of it then? Yeah, exactly. The Bachelor.
Starting point is 00:31:17 I mean, my thing is this, even if it's a camera on your face, as long as you're not doing nothing that's going to make you look or sound crazy. They can't make you look or sound crazy. They can. Setting them up, though. That's an objective as well. No, they can. They set them up.
Starting point is 00:31:29 If we're not, trust me, I've been on set. I know. I'm just saying, like, it's just the fact of like, if you get paid? No. But if you're not like doing. That's a exploitation right there. Yeah. Yeah, I wasn't a reoccurring fucking character.
Starting point is 00:31:42 No, they had your name in the lower third. It said, mall. Yeah, you could have been. They said him. Whatever it was. I just saw it. I'm like, okay, I get it. bringing the drinks, put the drinks on the table.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Invite people that wouldn't be there to begin. No that these people don't really like each other. They haven't seen each other in four or five weeks. They've been talking spicy online. Like whenever interaction happens on social media, oh, you're filming the next day. Believe that. Like, you're getting the text like,
Starting point is 00:32:08 yo, the car be there's to pick you up 7 a.m. And I don't think they're evil, per se, but it is exploiting. Like, people are participants in that, but they are exploiting them. I think, yes, I understand. I'm not killing bonus guy. I'm not killing reality TV, but it is exploiting.
Starting point is 00:32:21 Like, it is that. But the case can be made. No one's putting a gun to your head and saying do it. You can also say no. You know, your bills might be putting a gun to your head saying to me. You'd be surprised. A lot of these shows don't pay. No, but it's not that.
Starting point is 00:32:33 People just want the exposure. Right, but it's not that it's not the show paying you. You get like money in other places. Like you'll get like a walk through here to appearance here. You know, you get little bags here in there to kind of help you, you know, parlay and other things. Would you consider Vlad? mob wife. What is wrong with this guy? I'm sorry?
Starting point is 00:32:54 Vlad's got to be on Rory's big. He carried the torch. Did he? Why did they make that show about criminals' wives talking about crime? That was kind of wild. I still don't understand how they got that off, by the way. Because most of them were not mob wives. Okay. That makes sense. Yeah. There's like some daughters whose, you know, fathers and uncles are dead or in jail and... But wasn't like Sammy DeBull's daughter on that show? She was one of the stars. Yeah. That's just. crazy to me that they would like put a camera and think she was one of like the starters of it
Starting point is 00:33:23 she was like the Mona Scott of that shit I think yeah yeah I mean I know it's big money in that shit but people watching yeah I was that was a huge fucking reality show you watch mob watch I caught a few episodes yeah of course back in the day like when you would flip their channels yeah yeah I didn't know
Starting point is 00:33:39 everyone's name but watch like five seven episodes at a time yeah no I have every season on DVD yeah that's a sick DVD and I keep a DVD player just so I could rewatch DVD collection shit. We owe John... Well, let me speak for myself.
Starting point is 00:33:52 I owe Jonathan Majes an apology. I think I do too. I was kind of tough on him. First of all, we fuck, we support Jonathan Majors. We think he's a great actor. And it's changing. No, I said that when I began. I said, yo, you had great shit going on
Starting point is 00:34:06 and now you're risking it by choking white women? Too-be. Look at that Dionne Sanders back pedal. Wow. I was that a back pedal. I just said what I said. I said he was, you know, he was fucking up his career by doing this shit. But more reports are coming out about
Starting point is 00:34:19 you know, the events that took place that night, eyewitnesses, a car service driver is willing to testify and talk about what happened. So it's being reported that Jonathan Majes actually maybe didn't do anything that he is, supposedly, they said, she said he did. So that's a good thing. So Jonathan wasn't tripping the way he thought he was. Well, I thought he was. He wasn't trying to throw away his career the way I thought he was.
Starting point is 00:34:47 So that's a good thing because, again, to somebody that was, once you were in Marvel movies, you made it. So for him to be in a Marvel movie and then this come out, I thought he lost his mind. Good to hear that Jonathan didn't lose his mind and that he is still an upstanding citizen of the black community. And I think we should all, like somewhat apologize for alluding to maybe something that happened or taking those text messages and making our own conclusions, which become fucking law on the internet.
Starting point is 00:35:16 So I apologize. Jonathan. I didn't say he was guilty, but John, we love you, we support you, keep doing your pull-ups and eating your spinach. And stay away from- White women! There you go.
Starting point is 00:35:26 That was great. Well, he's with Megan Good now. There you go. Oh, I guess a lot of people have to apologize to her too. Why? You know how many women were killing her on Twitter of like, how could you be with this guy standing next to him? She was getting smoked for like two weeks.
Starting point is 00:35:39 Do you hate Megan Good? No. When he said people need to apologize to her, the way you said why it was very... I just had, because we have a podcast. I'd like for him to explain himself. We have a podcast. She was getting killed for being out in public with him and being in a relationship with him and supporting him throughout the entire thing.
Starting point is 00:35:54 People, everyone thought he was guilty. The stuff they put out made it appear very much that he was guilty. Those text messages kind of made it like, uh, something's fishy here. Which we all have to take accountability and say, wait for all the facts to come out. Wait for all the facts to come out. Because sometimes they are not what they look like. Yeah, but it doesn't make good content. We wait.
Starting point is 00:36:13 But this is also somebody's like life and reputation. No, yeah. And livelihood. Like, even though this is going to get cleared up, the stain's probably not going to go away to a certain group of people. Yeah, the stain is always there. Like, once shit like this happens, even if you're found innocent and all these charges are thrown away,
Starting point is 00:36:33 people still kind of give you that look when you walk in the room. Like, yo, yo, check your man out. Damn. And if I beat that case, that's over with it. Like, y'all can't keep putting that on me. And, you know, people don't even care about facts once their mind is made up. You know, there'll be plenty of people, specifically women, that I'm going to be like, I think he did some shit.
Starting point is 00:36:49 He comes off shady. Like he just won in court. That doesn't mean shit. I have a feeling that he still did something. Yeah, he paid off. Like that, those rumors happen no matter what. It's kind of like whatever the first story is, is where the court of public opinion stops.
Starting point is 00:37:02 They made their mind up. Facts after that is just like, I mean, I guess, who do you pay? So, I don't know. Apologies to him. I hope everyone else does the same that was very loud about him being guilty or even covering the story. with a tone that made it sound like he was guilty because it doesn't appear that way.
Starting point is 00:37:27 So our good friend Aubrey, Drake, Graham. That's why you're going to Canada for the forest. Well, no, that's, he has a poem, a poetry book coming out called titles, ruin everything. Great title, by the way. Are you going to Canada to get your copy signed? Wow.
Starting point is 00:37:41 That's disgusting. Your fireworks at the estate? No. Ew. He's going to kiss the front page. I'm going to Montreal, not Toronto, guys. He's going to kiss the front page? that's sick who's kissing what she said that Drake is gonna kiss to your front page with the lip
Starting point is 00:37:55 gloves I mean with the lip balm of the book de Marius I am straight I'm not you what do you struggle a little bit there because I was going to say like heterosexual but I'm straight prove I can tell you sir is that he's gay so funny because before we even started we're like let's be a little calm about this topic we went straight to the no we got we got we got we got to the topic I'm fine no it's funny He's gay, gay. That's funny. So a stream of consciousness by Kansas Samir and Aubrey Graham. Yes.
Starting point is 00:38:27 So DJ Caller received a book and he broke down some of the lines in the book. New York Times bestseller already from a- But it's what we kind of thought it would be. I thought it would just be like a... You thought this? Well, not this. But I thought that Drake was going to chose and it'd be just a book full of like pictures and like just like one-liners.
Starting point is 00:38:49 It kind of sort of is that. It's a bunch of captions, IG captions, if you will, social media captions. I think it's a brilliant idea. I think it's a smart idea. Well, he tricked me because two days before he announced the book, he put a really long poem that was like serious on his IG. And I thought it was really well written. I thought it was really well written. And I thought he was actually going to get in his poetry back.
Starting point is 00:39:12 And I was like, what a great idea. He's the only rapper that can do the shit. Like, it's perfect. And then Callag got his copy. I just think that Drake is, he watches. First of all, he sees everything on social media. He's one of those people that he sees everything. He may not react to everything, but he sees everything.
Starting point is 00:39:29 It's like you. Well, yeah, for sure. And I think that he just has found a way to have fun with people thinking he's this serious, you know, like everything, straight line type of guy. Like, this is a classic way of saying, like, bro, I'm not a poet. Like, this is just us having fun. these are some one line as me and my friends say amongst each other and we're putting them in a book, use him as captions because people use his music as captions. So now he's giving you a book with straight captions.
Starting point is 00:39:59 I love that. He's also like kind of the only artist as far as just status-wise that could make this funny. Yeah. Because if like a lower-tier rapper tries to do this as a troll, it just doesn't hit the same. And then making sure Callet gets the book first. Look at Callag. So Cali can do what he's doing. Some are coming off to Jetsky, so excited to read his Drake poetry book.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Yeah. Opened it up with disgust. Let's go with the first excerpt, if you will. There are two types of women in this world. Women who like Givinghead and women who I don't like. That's facts. Listen, man, those are some powerful words. I mean, I can't find a flaw in that sentence.
Starting point is 00:40:39 Yeah, that's just like right to it. Just letting you know. I went in hating. Like, I wanted to find a way to hate that bar. But, I mean, it's flawless. There's not a word. wasted. Right. Straight to the point. Straight to the point. It separates women,
Starting point is 00:40:51 which I love. It's divisive as it should be. Controversial. Right. Political almost. Aubrey Luther King. I thought I was reading the Diary of Anne Frank. I was really confused. Jesus. Okay, in the real diary of Anne Frank,
Starting point is 00:41:11 she masturbates for like half of it. Everyone relax. Thank you for that. It's the prelude to the idol. Anyways. Maul, you can read the next next. So then Aubrey goes on and says, I can't read the signs, hon.
Starting point is 00:41:26 I left my glasses at home. This is powerful. But do you guys see what he did here? He left the left page blank. Yes. So there's no, because you can't read. Because we can't see it. And it's silent.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I left my glasses at home. Hun. I want a chick, hon is. I can't read the signs. Hun. Demaris, how would you feel if a man called you, Hun? I wish I had the little gay push button.
Starting point is 00:41:49 the gay push button we're never going to get a second out of this Damaris how would you feel if a man called you hun that's sassy that's Drake shit Drake looks like he calls women hun I feel like that's the equivalent like when a man calls you buddy or chief or when girls call you love
Starting point is 00:42:11 bro oh son when people say I love that for you that's condescending yeah that is that's very condescending you ever had a girl call you my love like that when girls throw it at all. I feel like it's like... And you're not their love? Sassy game, yeah. You never beat. No, girls call me, but I mean, we've had sex.
Starting point is 00:42:26 But they call me my love. No, I'm talking about women who haven't... You haven't... Oh, no, no, no. And they hit you. They're my love. I don't like women that overly do the babe thing when I'm not your babe. Like, I just met you. When is it too soon to call a girl or a guy babe? Oh, I've always been bad with that. Because then I kind of double-dutch on the time of like, should I say it first?
Starting point is 00:42:45 Should I wait to be called babe? and if she said it first it's kind of all this it's like oh yeah I'm out to hit I just want to know well at that point you should have already hit if you're just listening on audio mall just looked at me with such
Starting point is 00:42:58 disgust when I said I wait to either be called babe because why are you waiting for that because I'm nervous do you still get nervous for women you get butterflies it's been a while stomach turning a man getting butterflies
Starting point is 00:43:10 is wild well that happened I think it's cute that's what love feels like I'm not I'm not saying I'm the I'm not a butterfly man over here. I get nervous around the Huns sometimes. First of all.
Starting point is 00:43:24 When I can read the signs and I bring my glasses, sometimes I get a little nervous. No, hold on. We just fell into a whole other conversation. Yeah. You get butterflies? Now I'm with you, Roy. I'll defend you.
Starting point is 00:43:34 Yeah. In my adult age, I've gotten butterflies for sure. There's no way. What does she do? If you like somebody, you don't get butterflies, like really likes somebody? No, but I'm saying, like, what did she do to give you butterflies? I have a child. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:43:46 easy. Just touch my knee. I'm a slut. That's crazy, bro. That's insane. All right. You lost me there. How do you get butter? Mine's more of an emotional thing. I told Rory this. Like earlier, was it last week, I ran into the girl that was seen for her and we did stop talking. So it's been like four months since we really saw each other.
Starting point is 00:44:04 Oh, wow. I ran into her in the street. Yeah. That's, that's... You got butterflies from a little flutter to her? Yeah, I hadn't seen her in person in a long time. It was nice to see her. We caught up. Like, got a coffee, hung out a little bit. Are you guys going to hang out again? There's no plan to, but it was just nice to, like, have that moment. So the butterflies were there, had coffee.
Starting point is 00:44:21 Nothing hooked up. We're jacking the cocoon. Settle the butterflies. Is it? Over coffee. I went and got a massage afterwards. It's great. To get the butterflies out.
Starting point is 00:44:29 Yeah, they had to rubbed mouth. Mall's just sad. He just has a bunch of worms in his stomach and they haven't developed. Wow. Whatever. I just don't, I mean, I think that's a young, like, when you're a man, I don't think that that really had butterflies. What? I see my dad get butterflies in certain situations around my mom.
Starting point is 00:44:45 Like, Yeah, like, that's love. You got butterflies when you drink that coconut water. Yeah. I didn't get butterflies, you fucking. What? Just leave it there. Say it.
Starting point is 00:44:54 Say it. He said it. I wouldn't throw something at it. Coconut. Yeah, like, what are you talking about? Putting butterflies on malls. I don't get nervous, but I've gotten butterflies. There's a difference between that.
Starting point is 00:45:06 Being nervous is kind of crazy. Ma, what's the last time you've been smee? Being nervous and butterflies is the same thing? Sming. That is different. Maybe about a year. Since what? Me about a year.
Starting point is 00:45:15 Because that's the ass ass mom was the last time he was smitten. About a year. Year. I don't know. Butterflies. I think butterflies is a feeling that as you get older that, it's not, because it's almost a confidence thing. Like when you get butterflies when you're youngest because you don't, you don't know, it's the
Starting point is 00:45:31 unknown. That's nervous. No, that's nerve feeling. Butterflies is nervous. No. They're different. And like happiness. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:45:37 Butterflies is like, ah, like that. What's the feeling when you've never, when you've walked out of your room and your main squeeze was in the living room. already rolling up. Roy is decrepit. And your queen is just right there with the haze. Like, you have to feel something. The haze.
Starting point is 00:45:51 Yeah, past that. It's not butterflies. Like, you get excited, yes. That's what that's what butterflies is. Butterflies, to me is when you almost don't even know what to say. It's an excitement. No, that's the coconut water. That's just pussy.
Starting point is 00:46:05 Yeah. Wow. So now you see why I was cooking at you like that. Like, what is a grown man? You get butterflies? No. Butterflies, yes. Nervous.
Starting point is 00:46:12 Not a little. Okay, so what's butterflies for you? it's shit in your stomach you just feel excited that's nervous to me no it's excitement it's not nerves it's exciting it is nerve you ever have that like
Starting point is 00:46:22 you saw that girl on the street and you were nervous you didn't know what to say it wasn't what she was gonna say what you mean we hung out for like an hour and two hours first saw her no I went right up to her like I wasn't like oh shit what do I say
Starting point is 00:46:32 I literally saw her she didn't see me she was like looking the other way about to cross the street now like ran up behind her and I was like huh I wasn't like oh my god what do I say I was like no this is great that you didn't know what to say
Starting point is 00:46:43 You said, ah, like, what the fuck is that? Like, I had an umbrella and I like, you whacked her with her. You turned in the back dancing in the rain. What the fucking mean? Yeah, it was like Charlie Chaplin. That was your thing. Did you turn into?
Starting point is 00:46:54 Just the beat her, so. What? He hadn't seen her a while. And the first thing he was hit her with an umbrella. Like, hey, remember us? Me and the umbrella. Why I ought to. You know, sometimes when you haven't seen a girl in a while,
Starting point is 00:47:11 you'll do like a reminiscing tactic to, talk to her again. Like maybe an inside joke y'all had. Yeah. Julian's version of that was to beat her with an object. Why? Why? Why? Insert, ad. You know, I want the audience to know that
Starting point is 00:47:25 we came in saying that we were going to be clean from this segment. It's just gone. We were talking about poultry, butterflies, to now domestic violence. Like, what's so great about? You get no jitters. So when you see it. You get a clean strike off without
Starting point is 00:47:41 whipping. You have so much energy. To be it. To swing from the hips. Your right hook connects because your hands aren't shaky. Someone say the N-word. Oh. Can you keep that but just bleep? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:48:01 Just believe. Say it. Sorry. Should we do the next poem? Yeah. And let's run through these. How many is there total? I think like three more.
Starting point is 00:48:10 All right, cool. Let's just run through three. yeah i'm gonna just bleep it like that was funny ready yeah no but yeah okay that's it all right ready yeah okay so now orrie goes on to say what's mine is mine not yours next page heart included oh my god you took that one person wow jeez who had to with that before who told you that before man nobody that is the cornyest thing i might have ever heard him Is this your Marvin's room? There's no way.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Like, you got really offended by that. Because it's so corny. It's Drake. Do you think he was trying not to be corny when he wrote that? He put hearts included in parentheses. Let's that be your next caption. He wasn't,
Starting point is 00:48:57 you think he's serious. He spent a whole page on hearts included. I mean, this is Drake. He might be. No, he's not serious. Having fun just trolling, this is not,
Starting point is 00:49:05 this is just him. It's a great coffee table. Yeah, this is, this is dope. This is dope. It's actually. I think I'm not crazy for thinking that Drake might be serious about this when Drake says things like I only love my bed and my
Starting point is 00:49:14 Mama, I'm sorry. I'm not. That sounded great on that record. Yeah. And that's totally different. I'm sure he could put music behind this and make it sound great. It doesn't make it any less corny. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:24 I think it's on purpose. It's on purpose. For sure. Come on. Or are these bars from the album? Mm. I would hate that. Oh, this is Rory's bars right here.
Starting point is 00:49:33 My therapist told me I need to stop listening to what people tell me. But I take her advice. I wouldn't be listening to what people tell me. Mm. Okay. No, but if I take her advice, wouldn't I be listening to what people tell me? Betterhelp.com backslash. Roymore Mall, yeah.
Starting point is 00:49:52 Take their advice, 20% off. If you don't like them, they'll find a new therapist for you. Right. Get you Drake's book. Am I the only one that's disappointed? I mean, obviously I know how he's doing this in the way that he wants. I thought it was really going to be like Drake like poetry. I was super excited about it.
Starting point is 00:50:06 I thought this was the remix to his mother saying the best advice was don't take any advice. I always found that barraud. Like what? But you're taking advice. Why hasn't anybody asked Drake why his mom was trying to run away from home? Like how bad was Drake as a kid? Drake was the problem? He caught his mom in the driveway.
Starting point is 00:50:25 I was trying to run away from home. Wait, she ran from him? He said he caught her trying to run. She was about to leave. And she was only five, too. Oh, yeah, so his lap was drenched. His stomach was over the way. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Like, think about that. How bad of a kid was he? Ask your mother if she ever thought. about running away. No, my mom never thought about more. She thought about some other things that I won't see on camera doing to me. If you think your mom never thought about running away as a parent? No. Wait, but like, how did Drake
Starting point is 00:50:54 find out she was trying to run away? Like, what if she was going to Target? Yeah. Popped up home and then... There were suitcases in the back. Yeah. Yeah, well, what, I'm going on a trip? Yeah. Without me? Yeah. How old was Drake? Yeah, how old was Drake? She was going to get milk. Yeah, my dad went to get cigarettes and he didn't see him until I was 19. And no? I mean, on tobacco shortage. Inflation.
Starting point is 00:51:14 Wanted to buy in bulk down south? I don't know. They didn't have no 100s left. Or he didn't want to bring the cigarettes into the house and it takes a while to smoke that 100s. That's true. I do want to get down to that story with Drake though. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:31 If you sit down in interview, Drake, you got to ask those type of questions. This next quote is crazy. Is this a shot of young thug? Read it, ma. Okay, so he says you're not thugging, you're kidding. one-sided beef is not beef, it's chicken. As a vegan, how do you feel about this? I feel like what he's doing here is telling us that we should all stop eating animals.
Starting point is 00:51:52 True. Leave animals out of our business and our day-to-day lives. Okay. That's what I feel like. Or switch to chicken. Yeah. Actually, this is a great Chick-fil-A ad. You know how they put the cows up on the billboards and say, eat more chicken?
Starting point is 00:52:06 Eat more chicken. They should maybe copyright this. Ah. But, you know, just not on Sunday. Right. I think I'm about his book. Is it even for sale? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:16 Yeah, it's out now. You put the link on, it's another IG page, Drake something. It's a cash grab. On Drake related. You think it's Drake needs to cash crap? No, I don't think he needs one.
Starting point is 00:52:28 It doesn't make it any less of the cash grab. Gambling debt. He could owe the bookie. You know, DeMaris says, you know, Drake need, this is a cash crap. The guy is the most successful. Okay. She said it like, he's selling flat tummy tea.
Starting point is 00:52:41 just because okay all right finish laughing this could be money to fuel the jet oh my god that's hilarious well what did disappoint me
Starting point is 00:52:53 because I didn't think it was a troll is that he said he recorded an album to go with the book is the album a troll now like are we gonna get that blank CD he said he could sell
Starting point is 00:53:01 on so far going I hope not man don't hate when artists say that and he pushed back because of thug I really hope it's a real album like I hope it was the way
Starting point is 00:53:11 they trolled with the Vogue cover with her loss and gave us an actual album. Because that would be disappointing. No, this is an album. He's definitely putting out music. I don't know when it's dropping. I don't know if it's dropping this weekend or next weekend. It appeared like he pushed just because Thug was dropping last Friday. And if you're listening to this, we'll know by now.
Starting point is 00:53:31 But we're speculating on Thursday evening. I think he's pushing another week because Uzi's coming out. No, man. All right, explain. explain please all right the one that's less fun for a podcast is just because him and uzi are probably cool and but that's not fun right not fun might be scared of uzi you think drake is scared of uzi could be what did uzi sell on his last project his last actual album uzi moves records no he does so does drake i believe it was of course but we saw with honestly never mind we drop stop don't count that
Starting point is 00:54:06 why why because that was just a he put that out it was not No single with no song or nothing. It did. If there's no singles with this one. Yeah, we don't even know what it sounds like. And it was also a dance album. It did 204 first week. What's it called?
Starting point is 00:54:21 The Drake one. Honestly, never mind. That one. Dang. And then Uzi was probably what, like three? 288. 288.
Starting point is 00:54:26 And that was when Uzi was Uzi was Uzi. And that was Uzi Prime. That was Pee. Uzi has one of the biggest singles out period right now. Yeah. His cultural relevance is not that eternal a take album. He just got a phone thrown in his face of BT Awards. It's been the greatest roll out of.
Starting point is 00:54:39 Eternal to take. was so much more hyped. Let me help you out. Do you think, do you read the thing? I was at Atlantic when a Toronto take was like coming out. That was, it was huge. I still think the buzz around Uzi is pretty much the same,
Starting point is 00:54:52 especially with the single he has. I don't think it'll do. I think this album will be good. I'm not dissing the album at all, but I think it won't perform as well. Well, I don't think it'll perform as well just based off numbers are different from the last time he dropped music
Starting point is 00:55:05 and how they fucking calculate it. Has he come up with another single, Oseya? I can see Dres. Drake not wanting smoke with Uzi, who's had a rollout and a big single, and Drake has no rollout and is just going to drop an album. There is a risk there. I know it's Drake, but there is still a slight risk out of all the artists that there is. Uzi wouldn't be high on the list.
Starting point is 00:55:28 Of course, you'd think like Beyonce, Rihanna. Travis, you could even throw it in there to some degree. But Uzi might make the bottom of that list of artists that even the A-listers would chill. to not release on the same time? I got to fight you on that one, bro. I don't think Drake is concerned with Uzi dropping at all. I don't think Drake is concerned with anybody dropping, honestly. I don't think that's a thought of his.
Starting point is 00:55:52 I think other people, if they hear Drake, if they hear the rumblings of, Drake is putting an album out, I think they move. Oh, of course. He's not moving. Not for Uzi or anybody. Move for Thaka. But that was more out of respect.
Starting point is 00:56:04 That was a favor for a friend. And even, like, him shooting the video, I felt was like a super favor. He had to guarantee getting the key to Memphis to go shoot that video. I have to knock out two birds and one stone now.
Starting point is 00:56:18 Memphis has to give me the key to shoot this shit. Or I have to go to Memphis to get the key. Send the cameras over there. Yeah, I just don't. I don't think that Drake is concerned
Starting point is 00:56:27 about any artist dropping the same day he drops. Fine, let's say he doesn't get concerned. Do you still think he drops this weekend? No. Why not? Oosie. No, maybe the music is something
Starting point is 00:56:39 he's waiting for something musically. I just think that that may be it. But you don't think he'd want a clear path regardless with an artist like Uzi? That's 4th of July weekend. I think that he wouldn't. In the best scenario, I don't think he would want to drop
Starting point is 00:56:54 the same day as Uzi, not in fear of debut and not debuting at number one. But I just think that he feels like it might be like, damn, I kind of, I think Drake would look at it like, damn, I stepped on Uzi's release. I don't think he would look at it like,
Starting point is 00:57:09 damn, I might not get the number one out. Anytime Drake drops, he's going to have the number one album. Oh, that's the truth. That's why I said in the beginning, that's what's happening. But it's not fun to say that. There's a rumor. I'd rather just say he's scared of it. There's a rumored unreleased record with Drake and Uzi that I believe it is an Uzi record.
Starting point is 00:57:24 So there could be that too. If that's on the album, it's not beneficial for Drake to put out an album, even though he's got a feature on another big album. I think that's a play too. And the record's great. If he doesn't drop tonight, if Drake doesn't drop that album, tonight, it's strictly because the music wasn't ready yet.
Starting point is 00:57:43 That's all. It's not because Uzi is dropping. That's the afterthought. Well, then he'd have to re-record because he was saying, and even though it was all ended up being a troll with the book, he said he recorded an album to go out with the book, and the book came out last week. He also said he pushed because of Thugger, so
Starting point is 00:57:59 the music has to be, though. That suit should be the most scared outside of his unfortunate situation, is that Uzi dropping. Those second week numbers on Thug is going to be. Well, the first first week numbers, he was rejected to do 110 and that dropped to 87. drastically, yeah. And they definitely share fan bases.
Starting point is 00:58:16 Yeah, everyone's going to go. So him and Gunna kind of did the same numbers. He did like maybe 10 more than Gunna, yeah. Which is wild. I mean, of course. 87. Like we said, he couldn't do any promo and it was tough, but at least he had, you know, eyes on him.
Starting point is 00:58:29 But with those features, that's kind of wild. That album gets better with every listen to. Thugs? I guess I have to go back. I still think Gunner's album is better, but that the thug album gets better with every listen. What do you think with Uzi's album? Is it going to stay in the same bag?
Starting point is 00:58:46 Who are we doing predictions? I don't know, man. I like Uzi. I don't listen to him, but I like him. I love the fact that he's he does what he wants to do. He's himself. This is like true artist shit. Yeah, do what I want.
Starting point is 00:59:00 You put out a movie? He does what he wants. Like I like what he does around his art. I don't listen to it. Like, I'm not banging this shit in the crib. Like, I'm dead. That's not who I am, but it is going to be interesting to hear what type of content is on this project. Yeah, because it's been what, three years, two years?
Starting point is 00:59:19 The last project, his first one I liked a lot. The second one felt lazy to me, and he didn't really progress. I felt like musically. But I am still excited because Uzi is an artist, I do respect. Yeah. But we shall see. I'm definitely going to listen to it. I don't like the single, so I hope it's just not all Jersey Club records.
Starting point is 00:59:38 there's no way I doubt it I doubt it I doubt it to I hope not I hope not like just leave that to voila
Starting point is 00:59:44 but I can see one more being in there I'm sure what do you predict he sells Ouzi 145
Starting point is 00:59:50 140 140 140 final 140 final 140 final more 183 183
Starting point is 00:59:59 um Julian is that like a Bronx number is that the number you play uh 183rd street
Starting point is 01:00:08 this is really specific Is that the number you play is the like That's great Is that the number you play Box dollar Straight 1A3 straight Yeah a box Box it
Starting point is 01:00:19 I like a at 175 range 180 Okay I'm gonna go 161 Go Yankees Or Bronx I get it for me Yomi
Starting point is 01:00:31 You're a huge Uzi fan The biggest She said 158. I did what 100 even. Do you think Ouzi's going to do 100,000? A hundred, that's it. I don't want to go over.
Starting point is 01:00:46 I like it. I don't want to go over. I respect it. It's a bet. Come on, Fibb. Just for betting reason. Even if you go over, I'd rather be closer than like 80 off. Yeah, he's doing well over 100,000.
Starting point is 01:00:57 Well, we'll see. And hopefully we get a Drake album. That would have been great for Fourth of July weekend. Yeah. And that would have been like, great for a Canadian just to take over America's holiday. And you're going to be in Canada?
Starting point is 01:01:10 What about the wildfires? You're not scared? It's not over. We have shitty air today because of it. It's not coming from Montreal, is it? I don't think so. It's not coming from Montreal, is it? Yeah, because people think Canada's like just Toronto.
Starting point is 01:01:22 Well, it's coming from north. It's coming from north of Montreal, so it would pass through Montreal. Well, it's the same shit if I was here. It's worse. Right there. That's okay. His drip will put the fire up. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:32 That is sick. That was in the Drake post. I didn't say that. Page 90, you didn't see it? If you purchased the book, can I borrow it for like a day? Absolutely. For what?
Starting point is 01:01:44 Yeah, why? You can't just buy one? I mean, I figured we like split it. You took it for a pain for the boy? Go what we could do, split the book in half. Pause. And like you keep one side of the book. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:57 Keep the other side. He didn't send it to you guys? It was like when your friends bought a CD and then would burn it for everyone. People don't know about that though. We'll split it. I know about that. That's true friendship.
Starting point is 01:02:07 I used to sell them. One person by it. You burn me that. But then you'd have the friend that would try to play the, oh, no, the last time you got the real copy, even though they got it. And they, like, conveniently forgot. Yeah. And then you're arguing about who gets the burn CD and who doesn't. I had a homeboy that would slide, like, one of his joints in there on the burn seat.
Starting point is 01:02:25 I'm like, oh, you can't put you in between you hold on. That's great marketing. Put a secret check on blueprint. Like, yo, come on. Is this a record? Like yo come on fam Like that joint is dope that you did It's a good record
Starting point is 01:02:38 But don't put that on the whole album Like don't know We're still getting some updates With the Pusha T and Jim Jones debacle Nothing from push yet But we did get a response from Camron Well Camry
Starting point is 01:02:56 To the AI song The Pusher AI disc record Does this just confirm that Dipset Has never listened to Pusher Or Cam is just getting to that age Where he doesn't understand AI yet Cam is getting to the age where he doesn't understand AI.
Starting point is 01:03:09 There's no way you can listen to this and think this is Bushty. Because we know that niggas will. FBI agent with a damn wrecking still. Red, black, waping, boy chills. And I think Cam probably has great speakers in his car. Probably has AirPods. A MacBook with some good speakers. I just don't understand how Cam heard.
Starting point is 01:03:31 I could see Cam not knowing that that's AI. He might have heard a clip. Somebody might have sent lyrics online. Like, you know, people are. overreact without doing their research these days, especially older people. Well, I loved his response. Yeah. I mean, just in case Push actually does say anything about Cam or uses those clips of him.
Starting point is 01:03:49 But I think if Push has said something about Cam, it won't be like a diss to Cam. Well, what he did in the AI version, whoever did the AI, put a... Remember when Cam did that, like, really long IG live shit? Mm-hmm. After Jimmy had did the flex shit. It was just a clip from that, like saying Jimmy's emotional, he just goes out on a leg. legend says shit. It was just using that that shit, but
Starting point is 01:04:11 I don't know. Push I feel like didn't we get a story of Addadon on July 4th? It was around that time of year. It was Memorial Day-ish. I just felt like there was a holiday around it. Yeah, Memorial Day. All right. Well, at least we know Push puts out records over holiday weekends.
Starting point is 01:04:32 I'm gonna be honest, man. I don't like where this is headed. Why? Just been hearing some things. Jim has been saying since his disc record came out and it's already sounding like it's getting to a you know that type of talk is in there just a personal you know who's going to spend the block for you this it's just like I I just want the music I don't want this to turn into nothing you know physical or violent like we just want some good bars I respect the fact that Jim responded so quick as I said on the last episode but now it's just a
Starting point is 01:05:08 just getting i'm just afraid it's getting to a point now where it's turning into something other than just rap whereas the response that push would give would force jimmy's hand to make it not rap is what you're saying um yeah i think so i think that um because this is not even a real the record the the the the clips record is not even done that we heard at the lv show that's not even a finished record yeah but it exists but it exists but it's not a finished record um I have a tidbit on who's on the record, who's on the end of the record. It's like a real song, but it wasn't finished yet because the person that's on it didn't send his vocals in yet. It clearly looked like Hove had written 32 bars while he was sitting right there.
Starting point is 01:05:51 Oh, for sure, for sure. But I just feel like this may end up going left at some point. And we don't want that. We fans of hip-hop, we love when rappers rap and go at each other. That's part of the art. It's part of the culture of hip-hop. But, you know, as we've seen too many. Sometimes it just sometimes can turn it to something totally different.
Starting point is 01:06:12 And we don't need no more of that. Like that's, you know, we're trying to move past that. But I got a feeling is, you know, just it's, you can feel energy. You know what I mean? You can sense things when it's real tension and it may be a problem and it may be some real, you know, things around the situation that might happen. It might turn into something else. So I just don't like it. But I thought we was going to get good music out of it.
Starting point is 01:06:37 That's all I wanted, but I don't like where it's headed. I mean, I still foresee for the next round, if you will, if Push does reply, saying something without saying it, saying something that only Jimmy would know. Kind of like what he did on the clips record with I know where you're delicate. Shit that good rappers do, where they know, Hove is famous for it. Yeah. When he says subliminals, they let the person know like, yo, you know what I know. The fans have no idea what I just said, but I know that you heard it.
Starting point is 01:07:07 it and you know. I think push may do a lot of that because Jimmy didn't get disrespectful on the response. So for push to go on the ledge like on some crazy shit, yeah, Jimmy's would definitely go to violence after that. Yeah, and that's just, you know, we don't need that. Like, let's leave that out of rap, out of music. Like, let's just keep it bars. If we're going to keep it bars, if you can go at each other, go at each other through the music,
Starting point is 01:07:32 you know, and just let it stay there. But I'm just, you know, you start hearing the way people talk and you can hear it. their tone and their energy and you're like, all right, this might turn into something else. So let's just step away from it and just leave it with that. If we don't get a record by next week from Push, I foresee direct subliminals all over the clips album. Oh, yeah. Where it's like, it's a subliminal, but it's direct.
Starting point is 01:07:55 Yeah. Or a LA Leaker's freestyle or a Flex freestyle where he, when they're doing the press run, where Push goes at Jimmy. If we don't get one by next week, that's my prediction. If it ends right here and Pusha doesn't respond, who won? Jimmy. Yeah, Jim Jones won. Really?
Starting point is 01:08:16 How did he not? Fought a response? Well, Jim responded to the bars at the LV show. Yeah. Jimmy directly talked about both of them. Push and Malice. So if there's no other, if Pushy doesn't put out a response, another track, going at Jim, the battle is basically over. you might have to go with Jim.
Starting point is 01:08:39 Do you think push allows that on his jacket? Hell no. Hell no. And push to me doesn't seem like the type that would be like, oh, that one doesn't count because I'm above it. Push can't do that. Of course he can't do it, but I don't see. He's not that type of person to me.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Yeah, no, definitely. Push is a rapper. He's going to rap. But I just feel like, I feel like it may, you know, just how the same with the dragon push shit. I think it may be people in push it like, leave it there. Yeah, you know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:09:09 Like, yo, just leave it there. Don't even... I feel like that's what it is. But we could be wrong. We could get another record this weekend. Push might be on that shit, throwing all kind of shots. Like, I just feel like it's getting to a point
Starting point is 01:09:20 where it may turn into something else. And I think people around the situation is like, we're not going to even go there. Like, we all too old doing a whole bunch of, you know, bigger shit. Like, we don't need to do that right now. So we shall see. Do we have voicemails?
Starting point is 01:09:36 Yes, let's do voice mail. Let's get into the voicemails. A fun mix today. It's not just relationship. Wow. Okay. Oh, wow. Julian was digging through the voicemails, huh?
Starting point is 01:09:46 Yeah. It's a holiday weekend. Some people might be getting dressed up, maybe. Dressed up for 4th of July? Yeah. You know you used to coordinate. Real white and blue. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:54 We all used to do that. That was Jewel's, not me. Oh, my bad. Okay. We're in the same area, though. Fair enough. Start with some clothing advice. Yo, what's up?
Starting point is 01:10:04 So quick question. I'm really into fashion, right? I like buying clothes. I like selling clothes. And I truly believe that I have my own unique style. But basically, I have this friend that copies my entire swag. We'll be at events and who have very similar outfit, a very similar outfit as me. And it's gone to the point where every time I see him now, I only dress in jeans and a black shirt. And sure enough, every time we see each other, he's now, wearing jeans and a black shirt. So I don't know how I should address this situation. This is a close friend. I just feel like I'm too old to have another man dressed the same as me. You know what I'm trying to say? That's not hip-hop. Actually, it is hip-up.
Starting point is 01:10:52 I love the pot. Keep it up. And please let me know. By the way, I'm not asking this question in a car. So I feel like this question should have some priority. Thank you. Peace. Appreciate that.
Starting point is 01:11:05 We appreciate you for sure. Yeah. I think this, call him your son. He'll stop after that. I think if it's your friend, I think you can have that conversation without it being awkward.
Starting point is 01:11:17 Like yo, fam, like, what's up? Why are you? The last 10 outfits you wore is like shit that I'm wearing. But then the friend has kind of like that big joker of like, why are you clocking my outfits? Like, that's mad weird.
Starting point is 01:11:30 That is true. Stop like, stop looking at my, my drip. Nah, you can't do that. My drip. Or his friend could hit him with like, yo, like, yeah. Like, I like the way you dress. Like, I'm, and then what you're going to say?
Starting point is 01:11:42 Then he's going to think he's jocular. I'm your idol. Oh, wow. I mean, if it's your friend, I've looked at some of my friends and I picked up something like, okay, like we all have done that. Like, you didn't, you had to learn how to dress. Well, let me see for myself because a lot of these dudes learn how to dress
Starting point is 01:11:59 just off watching Instagram now. but like you didn't know how to dress until you got snapped on a bunch of times like you wore some shit that your friend's thought was trash and you was outside and they just picked on you the whole day like you need that though you never wore that shit again that's how you learned how to dress you was like all right I can never wear that again or you double down on it if you were cool and just was confident just kept wearing the shit no you had to be confident like you couldn't go home and change like you had to stand outside you had to stay outside all day with that outfit on and get roasted get killed but when you went upstairs you definitely was like
Starting point is 01:12:30 I'm never wearing that shit again. It's interesting you brought this one up, Julian, because it happened to us today. It's kind of ironic. Mall came in with the bandana tied around. And I had suggested that I had been wanting to do that. I'm just trashed at tying the bandanas. And then I thought to myself, well, damn, now I can't wear a bandana because Maul already came in with a bandana. So I'm in the same predicament reverse as this guy.
Starting point is 01:12:53 You can wear it. Oh, you have to get match a bandanas. But, like, when we have to text each other in the morning to like, hit the button, see. I can tell you, sir, is that he's gay. But will we have to hit each other in the morning, Paul? Like, yo, are you wearing the bandana today? Please don't. You guys could look like, like, do you guys out the groomers?
Starting point is 01:13:10 They both got matching bandana that night. They always give the dog a little bandana after they do the groomers. I mean, I don't hate that shit. They spend all day trying to get that shit off. We could be like the bandana boys of podcasting. The BBB. There you go. Ag bad bandana boys.
Starting point is 01:13:24 A, B, B, B. B. Yeah. You don't want to do that? Yeah. It's also weird because, like, I was wearing new balances forever. And then Rory started wearing that.
Starting point is 01:13:31 It was really awkward. Oh, I'm not imagine that. Yeah. It got kind of weird. You didn't know what Julius saying, and it got kind of awkward. Yeah. Anytime you see Julian with some Salahi Crocs on, just know as me. Those were gifted.
Starting point is 01:13:48 Man, that's crazy. I feel hurting those. He threw you out there. Why would you do that? I mean, he started. I don't hide it. It's fine. But you can't do that.
Starting point is 01:13:57 I'm pushing tea in this. situation. He's Jimmy, why you just saying shit? Man, that's kind of like when Rory let you, like, weird something to his, and y'all around some girls, he's like, you don't get it dirty from taking that back. Oh, that's bad. I've never done my entire life. You would do that. You just did
Starting point is 01:14:12 that. Because he came in me, I was responding. You're supposed to just like let him have that. Because in your mind, you know you gave him salt. You know you gave him salt. So why would you even respond to that? Because I'm emotional. Yeah. There you go. So what should he do? Because I'm a hurt child. Listen, man, just have that talk with your boy. Pull them to the side.
Starting point is 01:14:31 Like, yo, listen, man. What's up, dog? I've been noticing, like, I'm, I purposely wore black t-shirt and jeans every time I saw you. And now you're wearing a black t-shirt and some jeans. Like, what's up, man? What we're doing? We can't be wearing the same. Both being a black t-shirt and jeans is, that's the answer.
Starting point is 01:14:47 Like, y'all can't both be Steve Jobs, really. Yeah. I'm screaming. Or, I mean, you could talk with another mutual friend and see if they've noticed it and then collectively roast him for dressing like that. you in like a fun way and then I'll never do it again. You say it in front of you. If you're going to roast them, it got to be just the homies though.
Starting point is 01:15:04 It can't be in public around other people. No women. No women. You can't roast the homies in front of women because that turns into something. Women out of it. Something else. You got to do it. Y'all just in the crib, fight night or something, playing 2K, start the roasting session.
Starting point is 01:15:19 You can't have that conversation if y'all like out of the men. We need to have a serious talking 2K is funny. Yeah, like you just, you know what you know when you lose and you wait for next, that's when you get roasted. You're sitting on the side waiting like, all right. Stop dressing like me. That's the first line. Yeah, you got to go right to it.
Starting point is 01:15:34 God damn. You got to go right. You'll do me favor. Like, because you got to say it like once you lose, though. So it seemed like you salty, like, or that's funny. But stop dressing like me. Or wait until he's talking to a girl and then approach both of them and say, oh, you like how he dress. You actually like me.
Starting point is 01:15:48 That's crazy. You nasty. I didn't even know you had any like that. That's crazy. That's crazy. That dirty mac. It is crazy. I never got anything like that.
Starting point is 01:15:57 It's crazy. It's funny you guys bring that up because the next question has to do with dirty macking. Oh, man. Let's hear it. It's a perfect segue. What's going on, guys? My name's Seth. I'm from Louisiana.
Starting point is 01:16:10 I'm trying to figure out, like, how do you deal with the friend who's good for the back door? Excuse me? Pause. I mean that, like, you know, when you have a woman that you're interested in or you've dealt with in the past or maybe dealing with and you're not really, you know, really publicizing that to your friends, they know, telling them everything you got going on. And then you find out that one of your men is trying to, like, you know,
Starting point is 01:16:34 trying to fuck with her. He's aware that, you know, you might have some type of deal with her, not anything too deep, but he's still trying to, like, shoot a shot. How do you deal with that friend? And, you know, is it cause for fighting? Thanks.
Starting point is 01:16:51 Fighting the homie over what? Y'all handle it. I have a friend that's like that and it's really annoying. You have a friend that backdoors you. He doesn't live here. He doesn't live here. and dates girls that you date it? No, like, if I, like, show him a girl or if I'm going on date with this girl tonight or if, like, I casually hooked up with a girl before, like, and now that he knows she's, like, in the ecosystem of, like, me and, like, my network, whatever, he'll, like, hit her. It's just weird. Wait, is this the same friend he told me about that, like, the girl that you used to. No. That was some amount of two shit. No, we might need to cut that out because that's mad specific. And I don't know if he listens to the podcast.
Starting point is 01:17:30 we will take it out I'm going to bleep it That story is wild I would like to tell that But I can't tell that here Patreon for sure Patreon maybe I mean
Starting point is 01:17:41 How much money does he have Would he subscribe to the $20 tier? No All right we didn't say on the $20 tier Because that story's sick It's sick But so To understand his question
Starting point is 01:17:53 Is this girls that he Like was his girlfriend Or girls that he just date It sounds like casual hookup girls Yeah Just somebody he was just hooking up with Oh, okay. His friends, like, seeing him, and he's like, oh, I want that too.
Starting point is 01:18:04 And it seems like casually will still, you know, hit that girl up every now and then to beat. And now his friend is, like, talking to her. Yeah, that's true. Those conversations to me are very easy. Like, you know, I just, I see that you're dealing with her. Just wanted to let you know I've fucked the war. I dealt with her. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:22 Yeah. But he did. Oh, that's not the question. He knows that his friend being already. He just knows that his friend doesn't take her. seriously, but he wants her. Oh, well, that's just not your friend. His friend didn't take her seriously and he
Starting point is 01:18:36 wants her like in a serious way. No, no. He just wants to be too. Oh, they did. There's no way he's trying to date these girls. Then just do your thing, bro. This is the plots of Pearl Harbor. It's like if I'm seeing a girl, if I'm hooking up with a girl casually and say she comes in here one day and like Edon meets her and they have a good conversation,
Starting point is 01:18:52 he's like, oh, interesting. And then like, he's like, what's your deal with her? I'm like, oh, you're like hook up like once a month, casual thing. And then he finds out, he gets IG DMs her and then tries to like do the same thing. That's weird. That's weird. That's what,
Starting point is 01:19:05 that sounds like what he's saying. It's weird, but I feel like there's a way to do that. Well, first let's give him his advice. But there's a way to do that without it being weird. Because if Eddn sees his girl and he likes her after he has a conversation with her. Yeah. But if I saw Julian brought her in here,
Starting point is 01:19:17 I'd be like, oh, okay. Yeah. But there are those guys. I've definitely experienced this when I was younger. If you did bring a girl around and they knew that you, you know, we're fucking when it wasn't serious. They would try and be like,
Starting point is 01:19:30 yo but she's for everybody like that's how we all grew up like if she's not wifie she's for everyone i used to find that very odd weird and strange that's weird um but that's kind of it's common it is i would like to know how old they are yeah because that behavior in your early 20s is sick but it is unfortunately that's how it goes if you in your early 20s that's normal yeah that's fact but if you're in your 30s like still even your late 20s yeah i think it's kind of odd i don't know i just don't i mean you let's just have the conversation with them like bro this is getting weird Yeah, because like, what are you trying? What are you doing here?
Starting point is 01:20:01 Like, why every girl, you can, if I have good taste and I date pretty women, cool. But it's like, there's a lot of pretty girls out here that I haven't dated. Yeah. I think a lot of people like the convenience of when a friend brings someone into their circle. So even it's a casual girlfriend or a hookup. And then say you happen to all go out together on a night out and drink whatever and you get to know her. Like, she's in the group now. So it takes, it like eliminates.
Starting point is 01:20:27 eliminates you making the risk of meeting someone new and getting rejected because you have like a relationship with this girl already. That exact thing makes her off limits to me. I couldn't agree more. I think it's horrible. It's terrible friend. Just tell, tell, to have a conversation with the homie. Like, yo, listen, man, what's up? I'm curious what the girl thinks in this whole situation. And if he's had a conversation with the girl. But I don't think you do it. I don't think if you dated the girl, I don't think you have a conversation with. Who's to say the girl even wants to hook up with the friend? Right. Well, I think. I think he has some rhythm.
Starting point is 01:20:59 Yeah. He sent this voicemail. It looks like he might be able to beat. This is not the first time he did this. Yeah. Apparently, right? This is like his, this is what he does.
Starting point is 01:21:09 That's sick. It's just weird. Yeah, you gotta have a conversation with the homie. Like, yo, fan, what we're doing? Like, you like every girl I like. I'm not dealing with them no more. You start hollering at them like, it's a little weird. So talk to the homie, not the homie hopper.
Starting point is 01:21:22 Always talk to the homie. Gotcha. I don't like the word homie hopper. What do you like? What are you like? I don't like the world. What'd you like? Because I feel like she has the freedom to,
Starting point is 01:21:32 and I know him sticking up for women. She's loving the crew. Just sounds better. No, but if I started dating you and it didn't get any serious and we turned it into something casual and your homeboy likes me, your homeboy might be the love of my life.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I'm not going to let my boyfriend keep me from my husband. I'm not going to let my side nigger keep me from my husband. Like he might be the love of my life. So is the love of your life, the man that would snake his homie and. Yeah. But that's not snake. Yeah, that's the guy you want.
Starting point is 01:21:55 Great guy. No, no, no, no, no. because this is a lot what men do because I have a lot of male friends and I see I see scenarios like this happen they'll dog talk a woman like oh her and I she just she's a pop she's a jump like she's nothing like I don't take her serious that ain't my girl da-da-da-da
Starting point is 01:22:09 and the moment she's homie is like or some a dude that's around it's like oh bet and he tried to get at her and he really liked her bro why would you how could you you just talking about this girl like a dog you said you don't give a fuck if she live or die and now that I want her right now you're mad
Starting point is 01:22:23 now you mad it don't work like that I understand what I see that I see it happen all the time. It don't sound like homie was dogging the chick and like just like, it sounded like this was just a girl he dated. A girl on his roster. And like his homeboy actively likes the girls that he dates and like goes and tries to talk to him.
Starting point is 01:22:38 Yeah. That's a little weird. No, of course. I'm not talking about his specific scenario, but I'm just talking in general. But you don't like homie hoppers. Yeah, I don't like homie. Now, there are homie hoppers.
Starting point is 01:22:46 But for situations like this, if you choose, if you pick the wrong friend, pick again. Right. I see that perspective from a woman. But even if a friend was, speaking like that about a woman, that's not the reason why I would or would not want to fuck her.
Starting point is 01:23:01 I don't want a fuck her because my friend fucked her. He could have treated her like a queen or like an absolute piece of shit. But he still had her. That's none of that, that's null and void to everything that's happening. Yeah, true. I don't want to be, because you beat.
Starting point is 01:23:12 Yeah. Yeah. It's happened to me when we didn't know. That's happened to me too. That's happened a couple weeks ago. That you found out of a police ago? Date or had slept with her. We didn't know.
Starting point is 01:23:25 I. didn't know and that it ended up realizing. You can't do none about that though. No, you didn't know you didn't know. No, of course not. But either way, I'm cool. We have one more. One more.
Starting point is 01:23:37 Last one. Let's do it. This is a interesting one. Hey, gang. This is Dominique from Broward County, Florida. Gang, gang. Love the pod. Y'all are my faith, especially to Maris.
Starting point is 01:23:47 Thank you for speaking for all women. All two of you. You do it every time. Three, man. And you have not been wrong yet. What? I appreciate you. Here you have it clearly doesn't listen.
Starting point is 01:23:57 How many episodes did she listen to? This guy at a happy hour last Friday. And we got happy hour. And we spent every single day together, the weekend together until Monday. So Monday I asked him for his IG. He gives it to me. And it is a stand account for some soccer player in overseas,
Starting point is 01:24:20 which I didn't like because as a man, why do you have a stand account, much less a stand account for another man. So I was kind of turned off by that. My best friend thinks that it might be like his brother account and he might have a main account where he is writing something. Honestly, I don't know which one is worse. I'm leaning towards just him having a main account.
Starting point is 01:24:42 I think that might be better in the long run because as a man, why do you have a stand account? So he's been trying to hang out, but I've been kind of ghosting him. So am I being petty? Or is this really like out of line? Like I feel like this is out of pocket. I don't. I think we got our first dump him.
Starting point is 01:25:01 Yeah. Yeah? Holy shit. This is groundbreaking. Equal rights. Equal rights. She got to stop. You got to, he's a, he's a weirdo.
Starting point is 01:25:10 And if she's already feeling this way, am I? It's not going to go away. Did she say she met him at happy hour? Yeah. And they spent the whole weekend together. Yeah. Love an ad. She'd be asked for the IG until.
Starting point is 01:25:18 That's a fun weekend though, usually. But that's, okay, spent the weekend together like, yo, went home and then link back off the next day or like spent the night with each other. Who knows three-day relationships? You're some handcuffs in a radiator. I think she asked for the IG a little too late, no? You think? 100%.
Starting point is 01:25:36 No. How do you ask for a idea? But if you're, if you're, go home and you're there for the next two days, why would you need it? You're there with them in person. Nah. I need to see mutual friends. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:46 What's up? I'd feel so weird. If I met someone at happy hour, we hit it off, went back to my crib, was having an amazing time the next morning, yo, what's your IG? That's weird. I would feel so weird asking that. Okay, yeah. That would be a hard. She should ask at Happy Hour. Yeah, but they left that. But like, if they didn't go home or to the same spot from Happy Hour, then yeah, but they never separated. That's not, Roy, you think that's a weird question because
Starting point is 01:26:09 nobody asks you for your IG anymore because everybody already follows you. You never wanted to ask me before. Damn, what the fuck? Influence King. Because before you because before you became a person of influence, people weren't asking for IGs like that. Now that's the new what's your phone number. Yeah, you influencer. That's weird. I wouldn't ask a girl that. You know who you are already.
Starting point is 01:26:29 Yeah. They know you paid for your blue jacket. That's not true. They know that. Women? Damn. At the what show? Larry, you all me got to ask eight times. That's what people ask now.
Starting point is 01:26:39 They ask for your IG. They don't ask for your phone. Because I'll give my IG out. I'm not giving you my phone number. My phone numbers. No, that I get, if someone asks for your number and you reply with, I'll give you my IG. That makes mad sense to me.
Starting point is 01:26:49 But to just out the gate, like you vibeing with somebody. He's like, what's your Instagram? That's like, mind your business, weirdo. That's L.A. That is L.A. For sure. It's New York, too, though. I guess.
Starting point is 01:27:01 I did that one time, man. I regret that shit. What? I feel like it's different for you, though, because people are fishing for money bags from you. Nah, but I did, I did some. That was, you know, when you could just know you did some corny shit, like, soon as you do it, that's like, why did I do that?
Starting point is 01:27:16 What did you do? Yeah. What you, I think, I think Roy was with me. We was in L.A. and we had went to we went to get something to eat and then we went to CVS I feel like it was me and Rory
Starting point is 01:27:29 it was me and you and Swoll, wasn't it? Oh, I don't we talk about. Oh, girl, we go to the CVS yo, this beautiful girl walks in. Oh, you told me this. And the line is kind of long, but I'm like next. So like she gets what she's getting, whatever, she gets on the back of the line. So I'm just like, I'm like, yo, come on,
Starting point is 01:27:47 I say, you got it? That was the first thing she looked at me. I said, yo, come on, you got it. like come on so like i want people to like i'm one them think we were together so she came or whatever went both walked to the register together i think she had like shampoo or something some some some simple shit you bought it yeah bought the shampoo but yeah put up here great wingman i played ISO just went to another aisle and just let him cook like we weren't even friends so so so we go pay for it whatever so we walk out together we talk and uh she was parked right where where the van was at.
Starting point is 01:28:24 So she's in the car talking. We exchanged phone numbers. She's like, yeah, I forgot what she said she was from. She just moved to L.A. She's like, oh, how long are you in town? Like, we're here for like three days or whatever. She's like, okay, we can hang out tomorrow, go get some lunch or something. I'm like, cool, bet, let's do it.
Starting point is 01:28:40 So the next day, like we're texting that night, the next day I text or whatever. So I didn't know, I didn't know nothing about this girl. Just met her in CBS, got her phone number. We text for like an hour two that night. That was the next day. I'm using it like I could probably gauge more about this girl by seeing her Instagram. Like what type of shit she's into, what type of food she likes. That's what my mind was at.
Starting point is 01:29:03 But as soon as I asked for her Instagram, I regretted it. Like as soon as I texted, I was like, why did I even do that? Because I don't do that. Did she send it? Hell no, though. Like she was like. Oh, she dubbed it? She dubbed it and I never, like she never responded to another text message out there.
Starting point is 01:29:17 She got your shampoo back. Oh, my God. I was, yo. Beautiful. I'm talking about beautiful. And like how they met, everything was like up some mall standard. It was cool.
Starting point is 01:29:28 It was cool. And as soon as I text, what's your IG? I'm like, why did I? I'm like, I don't even do that. Wait,
Starting point is 01:29:34 why is that so bad? Weird? It's just, I don't like when men ask me from my IG. But I literally was only doing it because I wanted to kind of gauge. Like, you know, she might have,
Starting point is 01:29:44 you know, the whole thing where they saved their rills. You can see like the type of food they eat with each other. I just wanted to gauge this girl a little bit. That's all it was good. Yeah, yeah. I think that's too young. I'm not too much old old.
Starting point is 01:29:55 Could have had a boyfriend. Yeah, but then why are we texting until 1.30 in the morning? What you're in? Oh, that don't mean nothing. He's not acting. He's what you're not acting. Right. And Paul doesn't give the vibes like if he saw a boyfriend on the Instagram,
Starting point is 01:30:09 he'd be like, no way. Yeah, like, I'm there. Me? I don't give a fuck. She doesn't know you enough to know that. Well, this is why we should have did lunch. You should have been, yeah. And the guy that asked.
Starting point is 01:30:20 for the Instagram might be the guy that DMs her man. Like, do you know your girls in CVS last night? That's crazy. I hope she never think that I'm that type of guy. But I literally was only asking me because I wanted to kind of gauge like a little bit more. Did you try to piece it up and say that, like did you try to explain? Not. I forgot how it went.
Starting point is 01:30:40 But I was like, because she said, she was like, well, she was like with both adults, why would you ask me that? Something like that. She said. And I was like, nah, I think I told it. I was like, no, I'm literally just trying to, you know, just gauge the type of. type of girl you all that's all bags for you damn you could have just went to lunch you're right
Starting point is 01:30:54 and it was just oh my god she never responded I was sick the rest of the L.A. I feel like that was a little defensive though where would you have taken her? I don't know this was like this was out from the O'Sha when we had our tour we was in L.A so this was like 2018 Bellw-Malibald? Is that or 17 or 18? Yeah this was like 2017-2018 so I was just like
Starting point is 01:31:13 I was so fucking mad bro this girl was beautiful and she was cool cool like that little exchange right there little five Cool. Text conversation, cool. Next day I wake up on bullshit. You should have jerked off before because I feel like that. Nah, he's right. I got it. I get it. I know. I know you didn't mean it in that way. But I'm saying, I know. Just to clear your head in general. That would have clean slate cleared your head and you probably would not have sent that time.
Starting point is 01:31:42 He's right. He literally, I literally was just trying to gauge this girl. She had them all nervous and more wanted to make sure he picked a spot that was up to. to her. She didn't know how to handle butterflies. Yeah. Yeah. You were a butterfly dog. I stepped straight to my...
Starting point is 01:31:56 Yo, you got it? I stepped straight to my mom. I'm sorry. She's back in the line. No, no, no, no, no. You got to come over here. That's my boy. That's my dog.
Starting point is 01:32:03 I don't do butterflies. I don't do butterflies. All look super ill, too, because we had the Mercedes Sprinter. You feel me? Swole is the size of seven people. You know what I'm saying? Everything was laid out. My dumbette, what's your ID?
Starting point is 01:32:16 Fuck? I can't believe I'll follow with that pack like that. You fucked up all. All the cool points, they went all out the window. I fumbled the pack. Yo, that was crazy. Okay. If you listening, I'm sorry, please.
Starting point is 01:32:27 She's not. Number still the same. Text me. Number still the same text me. She's definitely not listening. I'm definitely joking. Not at all. So what do we think?
Starting point is 01:32:38 This girl should, uh, what? Dump this guy. Yeah, this is crazy. Yeah. You got to dope because of the stand account? He's sick for sending a stand account. Yeah, he's like, yeah, that was wild. You might as well say no IG at that point.
Starting point is 01:32:50 Sure. He has a family. He has a family. He might have, yeah. It's like a Rinaldo page. If you're going to lie about the family, you can lie about not have an IG too. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:32:59 Like, don't draw the line there. What if it's a successful stand-and-out? Shut up, Eddn. That makes you even weird. That might be worse. That means you really putting hours into that page. That's true. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:33:08 Yeah, what if Damaris found out her guy ran the on-road page for Drake? Dermaris would like that. Yeah, DeMars would like that. Y'all have DeMaris really, really messed up. D'allis would love that. Y'all know I don't allow men to do anything that isn't like. I don't allow men to do anything.
Starting point is 01:33:25 I don't like men with Instagram. Okay, men in the room. What? What if you were dating a girl, had her main IG, things were going great, month in, you happen to find out she has another account and it's a Barb account. You don't answer because I know. Barb is a friend by men. And then you start searching like her Twitter and like you see.
Starting point is 01:33:46 She's like a Barb Barb. Oh my God. Yeah. She's like, I just wouldn't be attracted to someone that would do that. I did. Sorry. Barb's could live two lives. You know what I hate when girls do?
Starting point is 01:33:57 Shut up. What? I hate when they're in like the comments on the Shayroom and shit like that. Imagine leaving a comment on a Shade Room. I really hate that. That's sick. And like they're going back and forth for people. Oh, that's weird.
Starting point is 01:34:09 See, that's so much. Even a positive comment. Yeah, it's just like, what do you? A positive comment? I've commented on the Shade Room before and felt nasty. And I wrote in the. comment, I never comment this and I gotta delete it. See, that's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:34:22 Like, I feel gross. I asked her what's her IG? Why would I do that? That's sick. I still can't believe. Y'all don't understand, bro. It's that and the Serena Williams shit for me in my life where I'm just like, why would I do that?
Starting point is 01:34:34 Big as fumbles of all time. Oh, my God. So just for a future, though, when I'm going out, I'm asking a woman, I should ask her for her IG or her number. You should ask her for her number. Okay. If she'll probably give her right. I think men are supposed to let, I give preference.
Starting point is 01:34:46 You'd pick. explain. I think men are supposed to let the woman ask for, they gotta ask for our, if it's in public, I'll usually, they got to ask for our IG? If it's in public, I'll usually wait until they ask me.
Starting point is 01:34:57 But on these, on these dating apps, obviously the game is to get off these as fast as possible. So I will say, hey, let's move off of here. What do you prefer? I don't say,
Starting point is 01:35:06 give me your number or send me your IG. I say, what do you prefer? And then she says, whatever, and then I'll do that. But what else could it be other than a number? Instagram. To go from like a hinge,
Starting point is 01:35:15 Uriah to. Oh, I guess I'm saying if you're on a dating app. To navigate. I think you're on Instagram already. You ask you like, okay. No, on a dating app, I'll give you my number before I give you my Instagram. Now, IG, if you're already talking with somebody, yeah.
Starting point is 01:35:30 If you DM in with somebody for days on IG, it's time to ask for that number. I prefer to keep it on Instagram, though, to be honest. Because I don't really save numbers. I get a shit ton of text. It's just way more organized on Instagram for me. Because you can see their pictures. It has nothing to do with the photos. Because like I don't save, well, I guess it kind of does.
Starting point is 01:35:46 I don't save numbers. So if I have like a bunch of numbers, like, running on my phone, I have to like find the source of where I got that number. So I either have to like go back to the Instagram, to the dating app. It's like if it just stays on IG, it's you just out here. Okay. So. No, it's like, it's an artist.
Starting point is 01:36:02 I shouldn't ask then. No, to ask for the phone number. If they don't like you like that or they're trying to figure out if they like you, they'll give you their Instagram. Gotcha. No, dude. You're a DJ though. You can just be like.
Starting point is 01:36:12 Yeah, you want to charge your phone? Yeah. Oh, I don't try that one. It's creepy shit. I think it's different. for men though because with you guys if a girl sees your Instagram like oh he's cool or he has
Starting point is 01:36:22 like you know how women like people are I'm a girl so when I see when men start that oh I see you big homie or big money I can't do it. Ew. Ew. They call you big money? Big money or big homey. When I like when men see my Instagram and they're like oh like they for some reason they think
Starting point is 01:36:38 I have like money or clout or something like that Oh for your Instagram? I got to go to Demerite's Instagram home. Yeah I got going on there. I'm talking about regular regular men Right. Regular men who follow 2,000 people when they have 700 followers. Okay. They see that I have 17,000 followers and they'll assume that like... That's a regular man to you?
Starting point is 01:36:58 Y'all are taking out. I just want to see what Demariz's posting with somebody would be like, I hate big money. Yeah. Big money. Was he 45? Oh, it's the drizzling the sauce on the steak. That's a good steak. That's a good steak. That's a good steak. Big money. It's a good steak.
Starting point is 01:37:14 How do you order your steak? It's a good steak. How do you order you? It's more the followers. How do you order to stick to Maris? Regular men get, they feel a thing about followers. If you have like 17,000 followers is regular to us because we're around women who are in different industries who have that. But regular men who work at FedEx, they're not.
Starting point is 01:37:31 Is that your type? If they do TikToks and dance with the packages. Yo, they get a lot. I don't know why Demaris don't show up in my feed as much, but I'm having. You see this shit, Demaris be posted? That's why she's been funny. The captions? Why y'all ain't tell me Demaris be getting this?
Starting point is 01:37:46 type of shit off. What did she get off? She's making fun of Drake's book. So in this picture, she says, from New York to L.A. the only time I'm back and forth. Oh my God. And you had the nerves and shit on Drake's book. That is sick. You had the nerve to kill him for putting heart and brains. It's a lot of bar. No, I know, but I'm just saying the fact that you get
Starting point is 01:38:04 this type of shit off. Oh, Lord, let me see. Even two hours ago, film doesn't lie. Hell, dude. Don't lies all the time. Film doesn't lie. Film does lie. I lie a lot. I've seen mad films that were. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:17 All right. Who is area one you can quote? A real one you can quote. He said, look at my fucking wife in my head. You're so fucking fine, baby. Wait. This is Drake's book. If I'm a lot, go find less respectful.
Starting point is 01:38:30 All right. You're sitting on Drake book and this is the shit you're getting off. Demerisle boy. They say I'm hiding, but am I really hard to find? Where are you getting me? Damn, Yomi. Like who's right? I didn't know Demaris was getting.
Starting point is 01:38:45 this off. Yo, Demaris. I was, I'm trying to give advice and I became the butt of a joke. You only exist if I allow you to. Oh, yeah, I remember that one. Remember? Yeah, I remember that.
Starting point is 01:38:58 You know, DeMaris said you've never been to heaven, have you? Oh, yeah, I remember that too. Chapter 20. Yo, I did not know Demaris was. These are actually sick. Yo, DeMaris, you are a fucking minute. You're mad. That's why you didn't like Drake's book.
Starting point is 01:39:10 He didn't get a writing credit. Yeah. He stole your style. Damn. Yeah. Yo, baby D, I ain't going to lie. You give it. I see why they, I see why they're calling you big time now.
Starting point is 01:39:20 Yeah, big money. Yeah, big money. Big money D. That's definitely, Camaris Miller over there. My point, my point to top that all off is women are women like men's Instagram. So if you want to get a woman, give her Instagram, especially Julian. What do you mean? Especially Julian.
Starting point is 01:39:34 You're all black and white aesthetic. Women love that. Yeah, do you have a nice aesthetic? You're organized. Rcy and shit. Yeah. Rtee. I mean, I can.
Starting point is 01:39:41 Hair product. It is weird how much people put stake into. I, as someone that studied film and photography, just at a young age, drew a liking to black and white photos. Never did I think that eventually my Instagram would be full of that. You, it's just, I don't get
Starting point is 01:39:56 the public perception of a black and white photo all of a sense, like, clean cut, classy, all that. No, it's not. I just like that aesthetic of a black and white photo. It doesn't mean I'm that. Like, I embody all these. It's just weird. The kind of projection people put on you
Starting point is 01:40:08 because a lead photo on my Instagram. The next five are like memes and shit. Like it's not, you know what I mean? Like it's, I don't get it. You don't need to be with a girl that thinks that of your instance. Yeah, you went too fine. It's just black and white. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:40:23 No, that's what I'm saying. I know, but you're going deep dive in. Just let it be black and white. No, but I'm saying people put that weight in like all this extra perception on something that, nah, just fuck with black and white. Like, it's not more than that. So mixed girls. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:40:38 True. Yeah, with curly hair. See, Roy and I are very similar. I get it. And he saw my new bouncing. The worst thing that happened to me in L.A. was a girl gave me her number. And in the notes part, like, you know where you put your number in? Yeah. She put her IG.
Starting point is 01:40:55 That was the biggest red flag in the world to me. Wait, a girl gave you her number. Yeah, we were talking. I was like, oh, you know, let me get your number. Okay. And then you know how you could put add into context. Yeah. You can put your email, everything.
Starting point is 01:41:07 She put her number or her name and then in the notes part put her at. What's wrong with that? Well, maybe she wanted you to remember who she was. Yeah. Look at the picture. No, I mean, I'm curious. What's a big red flag? Wait, why?
Starting point is 01:41:20 That's why I'm weird. Because we were in L.A. too. Like, if that happened in New York, I was a thing. That's a superfing girl, flag. Okay. That's a what? Superficial weird L.A. girl. Okay.
Starting point is 01:41:30 Girl that went to L.A. I think, I don't know. I think that may be her way of saying, in case you forget who I am, this is my Iji. Yeah. You can just look at my picture. Like, oh, that's the girl I met. It was a very, very birdish. What's the difference in doing that
Starting point is 01:41:45 Or putting where you met her at? That's fine But I don't tell people that I put that there I do that on my own accord No, I know you, that's what I'm saying So I just think that she did that for you Like, here's my IG in case you can't Don't remember which, let's say her name is Nicole,
Starting point is 01:42:02 Which Nicole is now you Nicole Highlight Room You put Nicole Highlight Room. You know, you do that You Nicole too Highlight Room No, yeah, you do that But I think that was her way of doing that in a different way. We were in Los Angeles at Highlight Room.
Starting point is 01:42:16 You know why that girl put her Instagram. Her life is surrounded. She lives and dies by that. That's her job. Instagram is the new business card. Yeah. I hate that. She's probably selling pussy.
Starting point is 01:42:26 Wow. Yeah. Okay. Did you tap into her business? No. No. I didn't even text. Love it.
Starting point is 01:42:33 Nope. You smash that follow. Big rest. Smash the like button. Well, I forgot her name. What was her name? Nicole. There you.
Starting point is 01:42:40 No. No. From Highlight room. not Nicole from Halley Room Whatever her name was I can't I'm sorry I can't remember But um Dump him
Starting point is 01:42:49 Dump him Congrats you're the first Dump him She's the first dump him That one was super easy That's some weird shit Don't call that dude back I respect her too
Starting point is 01:42:57 For saying she was fine If he had a main page In a family But the Stan shit had to No the Stan shit is a little weird I respect Very weird Widow vibes
Starting point is 01:43:03 Um So more news in sports It's now being reported That the Phoenix Suns are In hot pursuit Of Kyrie Irving Hot person Don't say that
Starting point is 01:43:12 I mean, they're laying it out for them. They're going after Kyrie. If this happens, man, this NBA shit is just like, it's a circus now. They were in Brooklyn together. Kyrie, Bradley Bill, Devin Booker, Kevin Durr... That team is not getting a chip. What are we doing, man? Like, I want to see these dudes play against each other.
Starting point is 01:43:33 I don't want to see y'all play buddy ball. Yeah. Like, this shit is... Either way, man, I don't know. I love Kyrie. He's one of my favorite players. I just don't... I don't want to see him in Phoenix.
Starting point is 01:43:43 I don't want to see that. Yeah, I don't want to see it in Phoenix. But it'll be fun to watch, I guess, them set screens and throw lobs all night and shoot threes. I don't know. Whatever. It's going to look like the Harlem Globetrotters out there. I mean, him going to L.A.
Starting point is 01:43:56 would be a great reality show. Because him and LeBron just love it together. I still don't think Kyrie and LeBron like each other like that. They hate each other. Yeah. I don't know why people think that L.A. is a real destination for Kyrie. That would be hilarious. I don't think that him and Bronn are...
Starting point is 01:44:11 Go see a movie together? No. No, I think that they respect each other. They won a championship together. I think it's that. But I don't think that they want to play with each other on the same team again. I don't think that is going to happen. I don't think they'll ever play on the same team on this flat earth ever again.
Starting point is 01:44:27 The flat earth. Thank God is flat. So, all right. Well, we'll be back. Happy holidays. Everybody be safe. Have fun. We are off for one episode for July.
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