New Rory & MAL - Episode 188 | We Got That Dog In Us

Episode Date: August 1, 2023

Get that monkey off your back. We start with a weekend recap which involved Rory’s seemingly racist half-year birthday party for Amara, Eddin & Demaris at Beyonce, Mal’s new haircut, and Julian getting drinks with his political brother. Then we talk about the boxing fight and why Mal is upset with Eminem’s involvement. Utopia dropped and Rory is ready to make a bold claim. The beef is seemingly on again between Drake and Pusha/Pharrell. Meanwhile Cardi B is beefing with her DJ and the fans after throwing two microphones over the weekend. We briefly discuss Offset and Quavo’s upcoming solo albums. Did you see the guy that bought a life-like dog suit? Well we had plenty to say about that. Naturally this leads to an argument. It’s time for a wide range of voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I sanitize the toilet so far. I sit down. Got to. Got the Clorox wipes and then everything. I hover. You squat? No way. No way you don't.

He comes here to take a shit. He gets comfortable here. I don't. You're lying. You put your ass on that. He brought the squatty potty here. He leans his back against the back of the toilet. Yeah.

He sits on that horseshoe in there and goes down. Yeah, for sure. You take it. You're leaning your back on the back of the toilet is fucking nuts. Who sits all the way back from the toilet? You're leaning back while you shit. You know, sitting all the way back on the toilet like you're getting a haircut. That's fucking crazy.

No, we're back. We are back. We are fucking back, man. Yo, Julian, what's up, man? You've been looking at me. What's up, man? Look, I'm sorry. I apologize.

I shouldn't have laughed at your sobriety because you've been giving me a crazy, a crazy eyes since I walked in, man. What's up, bro? I mean, that's just, you know what? I just, you know what I mean? I don't want it to be no, like, it's no beef, bro. I'm happy for your sobriety, all right?

Since the monkey got off his back? Yeah. I'm happy since, you know, you kicked that. narcotic. You know what I'm saying? Like, I'm happy for you, bro.

Not a narcotic. Now we just got to work on the alcohol. No, I'm not. In the moment I was in. He said, slow down.

You heard about it. In the moment I wasn't defended. In the moment it didn't hit how ridiculous you're responsible but what made it worse was when Roy brought up

the 92 bricks, how like you were like, whoa, wait a minute, that was a sensitive time for us. You were more emotionally attached to the lost coke. Yeah.

The lost money. I mean, it's because, Paulus family ruined the community. Yeah. And it will not take any accountability for it. I didn't realize how crazy that looked until I sort of played back. And it did look like I was laughing at.

You were. It wasn't that. I was more so laughing because you had given such like a heartfelt, like, you had given like this whole story of like, getting off a hard drug, the thing. People do that. Yeah, but I was more so laughing. It's an epidemic.

No, but I was all, I was more so laughing because I said, you got the monkey off, because that sound like something you would say. Like, I'd be trying to talk like, you would talk so that was just funny i wasn't laughing at you being sober i'm happy that you're yeah you were laughing he would say that in rehab that's what made you laugh i was just it doesn't clean it up i was just laughing the meeting's like yeah glad that monkeys off my back and mall just finds it fucking hilarious all right my bad man i'm sorry about that um how y'all baby d i got to look people people look different d me not inside of the pod you look like you got a haircut i did get a

you look like younger mall yeah man there's too much hair man it's hot it was like 96 degrees and shit. I got a tin, all kind of shit. Can you take the hat off so we can see? I can really see

your, your Puerto Rican side now. Yeah? Yeah. I just didn't expect that, that texture of hair.

Yeah, man. Let's see it. Take it off. Pause. No. I'm like, sway. I don't take my hat off.

No, but we got to talk about Baby D because Baby D got a whole different look going on. Well, that's her Renaissance look.

That is her Renaissance. So, Beyonce was in the Tri-Stator. She was in Jersey over the weekend. Yes. And all of the Renaissance

sponsors were out. It was a lot of silver around the city. Yeah, there was. I didn't know that that was a thing, first of all, until like the other day that girls or everybody was trying to wear silver to every Beyonce show. I didn't know. They're treating it like the Barbie. A lot of girls in cowboy boots, too. Yeah. And then some in space boots. Is that part of the Renaissance look that I don't know about? I've seen some girls in cowboy boots. I've seen some men in hills. It was a lot going on. I didn't know what was happening. But then I was, oh, Beyonce's in town. What was your favorite era? Like when women were dressing like they were part of the SWAT team. I forgot what summer that was.

And then there was the cowboy boot summer. Women have been going through phases. Yeah. I like when women were wearing like the tennis skirts. I like that suit. That was great thing. The tennis skirts. You guys got rid of sundresses.

They weren't hollied enough for y'all. Remember when sundressers were the thing? You'd wait for the summertime for the middle. Yeah. Now chicks are like, you can't see my bare ass. So why would I wear that? Yeah. It's just, with different times fashionably.

But I open baby. I opened my Instagram and Baby Dee popped up. And I forgot that she was going to the Beyonce show. So I was like, oh shit, Baby Dee got a whole different look going on. Yep. Don't act humble just because you went to the show. First of all. She said a word yet.

First of all, how was the show? The show, of course, is Beyonce. So it was really good. Production-wise. It was amazing. You know, I heard the mic is always on. She sounded great. Everything was great.

I have some critiques. Oh, let's hear it. I was going to say even your voice changed. You said you'll text them to her. I'll text them to her. Okay. So you're not going to say it publicly. No, she just, um.

She sounded flat. No, she sounded amazing. Beyonce will never be flat. It's just with the setup of how she. So I was on her left side, right? I was on the floor on her left side. Strong side. Very expensive seats.

Yeah. There's a, for some reason in the middle of her set, she has, there's a riser, like, on the stage. Like, there's a second, like little mini. stayed on the left side. But she only uses it like once. And then it's just there blocking your view. And she doesn't come to that. She came to that side one time.

So she was on her right side, the entire show. Okay. The left side, she barely came over there. Okay. So even though I have floor seats and I can see her, I have this thing blocking me and she doesn't come to that side. So you didn't feel like you got a chance to really like. I would have been, I literally, the people in the nosebleed seats saw her.

better than that. Oh, like the people up in the three. That happens sometimes at, um, when you have such a big set at a live show. Yeah. Like some, somebody,

yeah, like a high line ballroom and shit like that. Like somebody somewhere is going to be like on the wrong side of the stage. Like they're not going to see something. They're not going to see the artist as clear because it's, you know, Beyonce has such a big setup.

But, um, yeah, it could have been a production pit. Yeah, but I live the fuck that side. Crowdwork. Yeah. That all artists do.

Yeah. For sure. Maybe she the, It was definitely fucked that side. That still hasn't been retired. Even new acts still. Oh, let me, all right, let me split the crowd. All right, now say fuck that side.

All right, now you say fuck this side. Why does every artist do that? That's just part of, you know, just trying to get the crowd going. Edin, you were there. Yeah. Did Damaris pretend like she didn't know you? Like, what was the situation? I didn't see your eyes.

Did you guys see each other? Oh, yeah, did you see each other? Eddard, were you on the good side? I think I was on the great side. I loved it. No, Edon was on the same side as me, but Edon was up. I love the cheap. He was in the cheap.

He wasn't cheap. He wasn't the cheap. He had perfect seats. So it was a little elevator so you can see everything. Yeah, that shit was fire. I loved every minute of it. He had perfect seats. Okay.

I mean, I think it pays, you know, if you want to be in the pit at a show like Beyonce, you're hoping to see her and get some type of interaction for, you know, video, pictures or whatever. But I do believe if you're going to the show just to see the entire stage, it is better to be elevated than down on the floor in the pit. Especially when you're short like me. Oh, yeah. That's always a. thing. But the show looked like it was great.

It was five. I've seen a lot of people I know they went. But yeah, the silver thing, like that's dope, though. I'd like to see people go to a concert or a show and a theme. Like, that's kind of dope. Like, you know, man, we just, you know, we go see Wu-Tang. All I got is a fucking. Wutang shirt.

Yeah, that's it. That's all I got is a Wu-Tang shirt. You know? Who wear a Wutang shirt to a Wutang show? Probably not. I might. At this point? It's their legacy act at this point.

Or an owl costume to Drake show. You were what? An owl costume. Drake show. You wore an owl costume? You wore a bra to drag show. If you went out and bought a bra to throw at Drake, I don't really know. Well, he threw his jewel. I'd actually prefer you back in cocaine if that's the case.

That's not really great. That's going to help you with your life. Go back to the white. That's going to give you a clear of my show. Better decisions are made. Yo, would you y'all be mad if your girl threw her bra at a Drake show? Yes. Why the fuck she's doing that? I'm not that secure. Yeah. You'd be mad?

Yes. Why? Would you be more mad if it's one he ignored? Or if you like, picked up and interacted with it. I would be mad she missed. Well, what if she started a bra on and like brought an extra one? That's great. That's what I'm thinking at this point. The tour is happening because now it's getting a little.

Of course it is. I said that the last show. But what's the point of what you, it has to smell like you, right? Like you would want to want to borrow that smells like you. You don't want to throw my bra on anyone. Yeah, I don't think I have thrown my bra. But won't you, would smell like you just spray some of your perfume on it? Yeah, like real tin residue on there.

Then it smells like perfume. Like it's a different. You want it to smell like. You like, if that's sweaty underwood. panties because panties have your essence. Yeah, but you... Essence and crabs. We know, we know you say

one-fourth of girls' pussy stank. You say it every episode. That's why. That's interesting. I've never even said that. Statistical fact. Yeah, how did we get that number? I've never said that.

Like, DeMaris just to be trying to make me say shit, I never said that. Every time we bring up pussy does mall or does mall not. I said everybody's... Everybody pussy, we know. Exactly. So everybody shouldn't be throwing panties that they wore. But I'd be even... Watch the motherfuckers and then throw them.

Also, I'd be more upset with the bra now. Because at this point in my life, it would have breast milk on it. And I don't want Drake to have... Your mom... Your baby mom's breast milk? Food. Yeah. Food.

Like, that's her nutrition. Don't be throwing your food. Like, don't do that. Yeah, that's a waste of food. That's a waste of food. Just going to give Drake Amar's dinner. Oprah came to the show and she walked in right along the time where like right before Beyonce went on it, everybody started screaming.

So, of course, everybody turns. And I'm thinking Jay is walking in or the kids are walking in. No, it was Oprah. and I didn't know that black people still supported Oprah. Like I didn't know that she was still like a thing. Do black people still support Oprah? I don't know. Do you support Oprah?

Me? Me? Me? No. To be honest. But they were losing. It's still Oprah though. If Oprah was in the stadium, people would be like, oh, it's Oprah.

Come on matter what. It's still Oprah. But they were on their chairs screaming, taking video. They wanted a car. Good. Of Oprah. Yeah, they were losing their minds. I was like right there.

I was like, oh my God, Jay, the kids. No, Oprah. I said, what the fuck? I thought we were done with her. Yeah, I'm one of the few that stand-on business when it comes to being off over. Oh, you're on that side. Yeah, I don't know. Oh, yeah, you've been an Oprah hater for quite some time.

I'm not a hater. I just don't, she's done some things in, you know, in the culture and to some of our figures in the culture that, you know, just are not acceptable and has never apologized for it, I don't think. The Toyota giveaway never brought you to forgiveness? No, I don't care about that. I know, I know tax write-offs when I see it. Yeah. I know brand partners. Yeah, like that means nothing.

But, yeah, I'll never get over how hard she went on kicking Michael Jackson's backing after he had passed. It was wild. And, you know, come to find out that all of that shit was a lie. And the guys in the documentary came forward and said they were lying about all of that shit. And she still has never publicly apologized or came forward and said nothing about that. At least, I don't know. Maybe she did and I missed it. I don't know.

But I just didn't like that. And then how quiet she was on the whole Epstein thing. Well, come on, you know, flight logs. Well, Epstein and, what's the other guy? The other nasty, uh, from Hollywood. Oh, Harvey Weinstein. Weinstein. Yeah, yeah.

Epstein Weinstein, same steams. Yeah, like, I just didn't, I don't like that. Like, you can't be loud about, you know, Michael and what he did or allegedly what he did. And then when friends of yours who are still here, you know, are found guilty and of doing, you know, some nasty, disgusting things with children, you're quiet about that. I just can't, I don't like that. Especially when you're black or you're supposed to be black. Well, her having Mark Furman on it way back in the day is still one of the oddest things. Yeah, it's just, I just thought just shit like that.

Like, you know, I get it. You know, she's very successful, media mogul and, you know, the legend in her field and a great actress and all of these things. But, you know, when you start talking about, you know, just having some type of morals and things like that, like I can't, I can't look past that. I mean, I still respect. I'm not like, I'm not going as hard as Snoop did when, uh, you know. When Gail? Well, yeah. Like, he went crazy and got.

Like, I would never talk about Oprah like that, but I would never scream. Like, oh, my God, it's over if I saw her at a Beyonce show either. Who were the plus ones that you guys brought? Was it a date situation? Friends? I went with two of my friends. One of them was the waxer. Remember?

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Right. Shout to Lorena. Don't call her the waxer. Well, she waxes. Yeah, but it's a little deeper than that when it comes to her. Does it?

She waxed you back. Did you want it to be deeper? No, no. She got those deep-ass hairs on your lower back. No, she definitely did. That was not fun. Yeah. Yeah.

For anybody involved? Yeah, for anybody. So y'all didn't see each other at the show. Y'all didn't get a chance to take no flicks. No, no. I mean, what time did you get there? I got there late. Yeah, I figured.

Yeah, I got there at 845. Like, I was running. That was a good time, though. The stadium. That shit didn't get, that didn't start until like 9. She didn't come up until like 920. Yeah. And it's just her.

Yeah. Yeah, just her. And it was perfect to me. And Blue Ivy. Yeah, in Blue Ivy. The big bad blue ivy. Blue Ivy. Yeah.

All right. Well, I had a six-month birthday party for my daughter. Congratulations. Just making memories for her that she's never going to forget. She didn't know where she was that. I was losing my fucking mind all day Saturday, preparing for an adult party. Yeah.

That's how we're doing. Yeah. Blending up watermelon juice and shit. That was the theme. With breast milk. And then I thought it was odd that, like, you know, I was sending out the watermelon invites. It just.

She should have sent those Yeah, that's kind of insane actually Because she invited the white people Yeah, so when I should have invited the white people When I saw that fly You don't know any white people I know a few Benner

You You Julian I didn't laugh I'm not laughing You just laugh laughing It's recorded I just heard you laughing It wasn't it to laugh

It was more so like I laughed It with Rory said But I'm not laughing at you Jew Chuck Yeah exactly But yeah I saw that invite And I didn't feel some type of way About Roryson and the

come have watermelon in the park invite i was like wait hold up bro like are you ever talking to a girl but not listening you know come on life yeah all the time so i agreed to the watermelon theme when i was in autopilot okay you know when you're an autopilot yes and you're just saying yes to things and then then things started to come together creatively then you sort of fire and i was like why can't serve chicken now that's insane because this is nuts chicken watermelon in the park this is fucking nuts Yeah, who's that? So why the watermelon? I don't, it was a good.

It was a fruit? I mean, it was summertime, and all the watermelon juice we made watermelon lemonade, watermelon pineapple. It was like an array of watermelon juices. What a had a ball. So why not like peaches? Could have peach lemonade? Listen, we all can't be Monday morning quarterback.

Wait until Margates canceled like 18 years from now. Oh, they're going to go back to her six months. They're going to find that flyer. Oh, you've been racist from the beginning, lady. She'll accomplish something. He'll be like, look who raised her. Yo, watermelon in the park. I'm not going to lie.

I saw that flyer. And I was like, okay, I can see how this can go really bad for Rory. And it got, it just progressively got worse because the original time was like two to five. And I was like, yeah, everyone that I invite is not going to come. If the only gap is two to five. Yeah. It has to say two until. Yeah.

She's like, what do you mean? Like, that's three hours. It's plenty of time for people. I was like, not the people I'm invited. Yeah, no. No, no. On a Sunday? Yeah, no.

That's not enough. This is like the first time I've read a gap is crazy for a party. Yeah. I've never seen a six-month birthday party before. You know what? Halfway there. Like ever. I know.

Yeah, I never saw that before. You never seen that before. You just having a six-month. People usually do photo shoots. That makes sense. For it. Yeah, no, I'm talking about like a get-together party type of thing.

I've never seen that for six months. I mean, I just feel like children are our future. But how was it though? You had a good time? The weather was nice. It was finally cooled down. Yeah. It wasn't too bad.

It was real hot, though. last, what, two days before that, three days before that. Then I felt bad. Some people came with gifts and I was like, you didn't need to do that. Like, this is not a real birthday party. Yeah. Like, why are you bringing gifts from my job? Yeah.

But, you know that everybody thinks you're racist? Are you kidding me? We know that. Because of me. I promise you it was not because how is that his fault? Because of me? He was the one that wanted to. I love you heard.

Everybody thinks you're right. Sorry, I'm trying to bring brevity to this. You guys are all so fucking serious. He said we have a. I didn't hear that. Demerance. We want to heat up food, keep things hot.

I got drinks with my brother. How was your brother doing? Yeah, that's on the governor. Who won't be able to become president because of his siblings? Yeah. You know someone said that? I don't know that's me.

Wait. You think it's bad when Amar is 18 and I'm her father. Imagine Julian's brother now trying to make a difference. Trying to run for president. It's not going to happen. They're like,

how is Julie's brother going to run for president? It's impossible. Yeah. Well, I don't know. We saw with Hunter Biden. smoke crack. Julian,

Julian never put baking soda in his Coke. Yeah. I'm on the sober tip. Like, that's a good

right. And he only fucks girls from Tinder, not like actual hookers. No. So,

you can be a drug addict, but you can't be a racist. What? And it goes hand-in-hand. Have you met her? Trump?

Yeah, like being a drug addict and racism is kind of hand-in-hand. Do they go hand-a- They play well together. Absolutely. Yeah,

the two times that I did Coke, I really. You were ready. Through another watermelon? A lot of ERs were thrown around.

It was just something about the drugs that just made me, oh, God, immigrants. Give me the streets. I'm going to, my plan is to get Antonio on here, though, if you guys will have him. Of course. I don't talk to demon rats. See, we'll just need to screen.

How do you think that's going to go? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. How do you think that's going to go? We'll just need to screen. It's like when Anthony Wiener went on Hannity. All on your brother. No, I would love to sit down to kick it with your book. Are we going to get full Julian, though, when your brother's here?

we might get worse. I'm me. I don't change. You're not going to change. I think he should replace Julian's mic that day. I don't think we should allow Julian to try to clean up any questions we ask. Yeah. I don't want him to butt in.

Like, I'm down with your brother coming on the show, but it's like I got to, I got, he can't come in here with his PR person. Yeah. And like, tell me I can't ask this. Well, so we'll probably have to, there will be some level of screening, obviously. But, and I told him I would do my best. But we failed that with the Clintons already. Yeah.

Which is crazy. They're not coming on here. Well, they at least asked. Sort of and went through our past and we're like, no. They were like, well, can we go through your past? Let me tell you something. Bill Clinton would never sit in front of me. He would have.

Yeah. No, Maul, it was going to happen. It was never going to happen. It was never going to happen. It will never happen. One article. There was an article that talked bad about them. It was one article from a blog in New Zealand, I believe, and they saw it.

Can I pull up the blogs about Bill Clinton? But that's what I'm saying. I understand you have to vet everyone that you talk to? Like, who don't know what does he think he is? He won't come sit and talk with me. I got some one. Wild blogs. I have some wild flight logs about y'all.

Yeah. Like, are you kidding me? A blog from New Zealand is what stopped Bill Clinton from coming out here? So we're going to have to screen the questions. Just a couple. I don't know. We talked about Jay Z hip-hop. Like, he's a hip-hop head.

He's doing hip-hop stuff this week. He was talking about, like, doing the breakfast club. And I was like, eh, what are this shit? Oh, he's on a press run. But it's not like a press run. It's just like he's the only black face in politics that knows a lot about hip-hop. Watch that. He's not the only black.

That knows a lot about hip-hop. Okay. Desantos? Yeah. One of the biggest fights probably in the last, I don't know how many years, happened between Terrence Crawford and Errol Spins Jr. I made a fatal mistake tweeting out Spence. I thought Spence was going to win.

See, I wouldn't have tweeted that had I known. Had you watched the fight? No. Had you watched. This was before the fight. Crawford ever boxed before? No, no, no. A lot of people had Spence winning this fight, though.

I know. It wasn't. Spence was not the underdog in this fight. No, this was actually very what we thought it was going to be an evenly matched fight. Yeah, this was, to me, this was going to be an even dog fight, a war. I thought this was going to be like a literally go down to the judges, somebody just getting paid off type of a thing. Yeah. So I tweeted out Spence about 20 minutes before the fight.

And then as soon as I press sin, lose yourself dropped and I was like oh shit there's no way that Errol Spence is winning this fight because nobody has ever lost anything before listening to lose yourself

You looked at Spence as Papa Doc in that moment That's crazy And everything was to be used against him Fuck for you real. Yo listen man first of all Congratulations guys against his name is Earl Yeah Nice

Congratulations to But you know Let's take it back a little bit The real reason why I felt like Earl Spence was going to win his fight because his first fight after that terrible car accident he was in. If you've seen the video of his car accident, I couldn't even believe he survived that car accident.

Yeah, let alone. His car flipped about eight times. But his first fight back from that car accident, he looked better than he looked before the car accident. So I'm like, there's no way that this guy that survived this car accident and then went on to win his first fight after that car accident the way he did. There's no way that Terrence Crawford. Nothing can beat this kid.

And then Eminem drops lose yourself and walks out Terrence Crawford and nothing was the same after that. Sick. So yeah, congratulations to Terrence Crawford on an amazing fight. He is undoubtedly the best fight in the world right now. I mean, most of Twitter would say that M would probably curse him, though. You thought opposite. No, you can't listen to lose yourself and then lose. It doesn't work like that.

like it doesn't that just doesn't happen yeah but i didn't like let's talk about the eminem thing so first of all it's dope to emm even showed up because emmnum doesn't show up the shit yeah and aftermath is batting a thousand anytime they bring a fighter out now that i think about it probably i didn't do the math on it yeah but i didn't like math i love the fact that emmm showed up right because terence crawford had he was sitting down with chikorer stevenson and he chikore had asked him you know who would you want to walk you out to the ring and he just said yo it would be dope to have em and em i don't think he's ever done it he's a goat just at a third so everybody that saw that was like you that would be fire and then m&m to do you like

damn this is crazy like you're my favorite boxer in the world right now whatever whatever still didn't think that emm was going to show up to the fight and actually walk him out do we think m actually typed that on his twitter account no i think that was somebody on his team or do you think mike from it uh shady typed that for him i don't know who typed it but it definitely wasn't em in him but then M shows up but now I feel like Eminem has a flip phone or it doesn't have a phone period

look what y'all put it he has a phone chat I think M like works off like a gateway 98 email damn like he still has a hot mail that's that's Cape he has a phone but he has incoming calls turned off for sure and incoming and outcoming text messages and service yeah and he still has generic wallpaper

that came yeah yeah he probably has a crazy high score and snake though he doesn't have no apps his phone. No Siri. Well, only the apps that come with the phone. He still has Twitter.

That's how he hears all the podcast shit that this is thrown out of me. But, yeah, so M comes out and, you know, I'm like, oh, this is this is fire. Crawford is definitely

going to win now. I thought it was dope too. I don't want to sound like I'm hating because M gets so much flack now. I was excited when Eminem walked out with him. I thought it was really cool.

I was too. I thought that was dope of him because, again, M&M doesn't do shit like this. Good. But here's my thing. And as Julian pointed out, definitely hired a stylist

once again. Eminem always giving us new looks anytime he pops out of the house. Is this a real fashion icon? He's a risk taker. This is the same thing he wore in the Trump freestyle. He doesn't change that.

You can see mom's spaghetti still stained on that shit. But when you're, when you're, when you're, when you reach a certain level, you do wear the same shit because you're, you are bigger than the brand. He dressed like a hardcore train conductor. This is what he were for the fucking Super Bowl.

Yeah, he wears the same. He has the same aesthetic. He's not going to, his wardrobe doesn't change. I mean, he does. dressed like every older white hip hop head that like really into EPMD. Like that's how they all, I have older cousins that dress just like that. They love Airmaxes. But here's my, here's my, here's my, here's my problem with the whole M&M thing.

As soon as the verse starts, it's like he's not even, it's like, no, I'm not rapping. Like, I'm not, I'm not rapping. Because that would be a performance. Sure. So do we think that he didn't rap Because he would have charged Terrence Crawford and his team No His performance fee for that

I don't think Eminem does anything for money these days Nor does he need to So why did he showed up because he wanted to So why not rap and walk him Into the ring? Maybe Crawford didn't want that Yeah Like yeah maybe he didn't want the whole

All the way Hold on y'all think he's not Floyd Mayweather That wants to wear the fucking sombrero And have 50 rap I get money all the way into the ring. Hold on. You mean to tell me you think Terrence Crawford. Terrence Crawford is the one that said,

nah, fam, I don't want you to rap and walk me into the ring. Cut the mic. Just come out and say, yo, give it up for the undisputed, heavy, welterweight champion, Terrence Crawford. Say the F word. Terrence motherfucker. No, the other one. You thought that's all Terrence Crawford wanted him to say?

Emma said that other one. I'm sure Terrence Crawford was appreciative of anything he could get because of the man. Okay, so that's my point. I think M's team told him or informed Terrance Cove's like, look, he'll come, he'll come out, he'll introduce you. But he's not going to rap and he's not going to walk you into the ring. This is Eminem's version of the club walkthrough during the love and hip-hop days. I'll show up, but I'm not performing. I'm not performing.

It's that my Sirok. And I think it's because they would have charged Terence Crow for the fee for that. No, I can't see M. If M is coming outside, he's going to do it because he wants to do it and fucks with that. person. I don't ever see. So why not, why is he not rapping right here? Maybe a brand like that was doing a private corporate gig Eminem would be like, yeah, fucking four million dollars for me to come out. Don't get it twisted. This is pay-per-view. The purse on this was crazy. The budget was there. Of course. But so what I'm saying is when he's right there walking with her, why not rap?

Because Eminem probably just didn't want to do it. I also think it looks cooler for him to just walk out like he his guy. Now, I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at that because I do think it is a cool factor to it. Like sometimes when the artists are rapping and they walking it's like they bumping into the security guard it's like kind of like it looks a little tight on the walking i get that but no when the song started em and then was standing away from derr students he said terran's court for name he walked to the side like i'm out i'm done my work is done here m is also very socially awkward human being too yeah but he's not a performing performance awkward human being he knows how to fucking perform he knows how to rap but yeah so i'm i'm saying that i think choice. I think that was a

that was talked about like yo he's not gonna rap. I think that was 100% like part of the deal like yo I'll come I'll announce you I walk behind you but I'm not rapping. My thing is if you're gonna show up for the fighter for Terrence Crawford and you don't do that why not just rap?

Because no one wants to hear that's an awfully hot coffee pot. If you don't think people don't want to hear lose yourself performed by Eminem at a boxing match you are truly a hater. No lose yourself would work. Yeah I guess. at that. Yeah, that's why he... Maybe he wanted him to do the Trump freestyle.

That could have been it. Acapella walking out. Need the arena dead, dead quiet too. Like, look, it's just terrible. Probably not. I don't know. I just felt some... I was like, that's a little awkward.

He's not rapping. He's just standing there in the tuck. But, you know, I mean, it was a good look no matter what. You got him to come out after saying that you would want him to walk you out. You got him to come out. It was just a little awkward for me for him not to rap at all. And didn't M do the sound? track to Southball?

Mad on Tondra's going to happen on that walkout. They're both Southball. Well, listen, he did his job. He lose yourself drop. We know it's impossible to fucking lose anything after hearing lose yourself. So, I guess good job to him and him. A question to everyone in the room. If you were a professional boxer, going into your biggest fight, probably of your career,

or at least the most eyes, who do you want to walk you out and to what song? dead or alive. They could be dead. This is all is make-belief. It's hypothetical. If I'm a boxer and I'm walking into the ring?

Get to pick an artist and a song. Well, if you have yours, go ahead. No, it could be anybody. I would love to walk out with Prince and some pumps. Like both of us have pumps on. To a fight?

Yeah, and then I switch out of my pumps and took it into my boxing. You would probably lose that fight, but it's okay. You don't think it'd be intimidating if me and Prince came out and pumps to purple, rain? No. No. What about Diamond and Pearls? No. Two of my favorite songs ever. What about a little

Red Corvette? No. No. No. No. I would probably... Prince is intimidating. In a different way, though. Exactly. I'm playing mind games at that point. Not in a fighting way. It's more so like I can lose my girl to this dude with these hills on right now. Yeah. But you're going to fight. Prince and boy George, side by side. Oh yeah, you're losing that fight. Um, I probably Dead or alive? Michael Jackson. Shocker. Yeah, but what song?

Dirty Diana. If you do. Beat it. Man in the mirror. How do you beat it? No, not beat it. Heal the world? Butterflies.

Not heal the world. Hill the world. I'm walking into the ring to heal the world. What if the entire cast of We Are the World came out with? Oh, no. God, I'm losing that fight too. Michael Jackson. You're not making any money.

Billy Jackson. but that's not a fight song Michael Jackson doesn't have any fight songs yeah he didn't he's a fight song you're just picking an artist in a song you like they literally fight in the thriller video they didn't fight Wolverines

they didn't fight they dance zombies dance yeah it's Michael Jackson Billy Jane Billy Jane Bad would be better or rock with you because I want to move on the way to ring but yet I can't go out with Prince and some pumps you want to play rock with

I would have on my sneakers that I'm fighting in. You wear pumps is absolutely crazy. But what if I took my pumps off and then Prince laced up my sneakers while I was sitting in the stool? Yeah, that wouldn't happen. Yeah, that would be wild. Prince ain't lacing nobody's sneakers. That's definitely not happening. But Prince would probably like levitate to the ring too.

That would be mad intimidating. Prince's feet don't touch the ground. No, they never did. Or what if we put a piano in the middle of the ring and like Prince and I come up from under? I've never seen anyone do that. What are you doing? The intro is always a concert. You tried that and he.

So what happened to him. He tried that with Jane. I couldn't be the first boxer to come up from under the ring. Yeah. Apollo Creed, he tried that. And so what happened to him. Fair. Wasn't a good night for him. I would do Kanye can't tell me nothing.

Okay. It's a good fight song. I suppose. Yeah. Better than Prince. Probably would get your ass beat too, though. Probably, yeah. Never fought.

Yeah. Probably get your ass beat. Definitely. Damaris is walking out definitely to some boozy or something. So there's some Janet. Oh, some ice spice. Ice spice would be great. It would actually be Beyonce.

bow down or if I can get the entire song, run this town. The entire. With all three? Yes. That has been slow walk. You'd have to start from the parking lot. Yeah, you got to like the charitable 5K at this point. Yeah, you got to be in the locker room.

You got to start from the locker room. They don't all have to perform their verse, but they just all have to be there. Okay. Yeah. I'm not mad at that. And then we know bad bunny. Got you. No.

Kendrick all right. I knew. Yeah. Oh, you really? Yeah. You get folded in the first round. To Kenjik. All my life.

Because of Kenjik all right. We don't be all right. ding ding this fucking he got hit with an all right it was all right he hit him all right

oh man speaking of rights um that'd be funnier though like if a white fighter came out to that we're gonna be all right

to fight to fight a black fighter I think I think they would they would peep that earlier like I don't think I should do that don't think I should do that

you don't think I should do that. You don't think like Tyson Fury for the Fifth Deonté Wilder fight should come out with Kendrick. No, please no. Please don't. I saw a meme on Twitter after the Crawford Spintz fight.

They said that Eminem was Leonardo DiCaprio and Django when the two slaves was fighting in the liberal room. He hit them with a hammer. Yo, the internet is they'll just find a way to turn anything into something bigger than it is, man. That's incredible. That was funny, though. I did laugh at that meme. So another thing over the weekend, Utopia. Rory, you lost your mind when the album came out.

Did he lose his mind? I mean, my mind was still there. I was a little lost. I was much more concerned about the watermelon invites. He hit the chat. My meltdown was way different. He said, damn, this Travis album is pretty good. Yeah, I was off my first listen.

How do we feel now? I still feel that way. I think it's a rap album of the year. Oh. Damn. That rap album of the year? So far, yeah. I think, I don't want to like take this time to send shots at Uzi or anything, but I think this did separate the difference between those two artists.

Okay. I think it's really in the light of what people were saying the commercial rap album of the year was. I think this shows the drastic difference between those two. and if I was Uzi, I'd feel a little weird hearing those two projects next to each other. I'm not mad at that. To me, the album was really good. Yeah. I definitely...

Worth the weight. Worth the weight. But I definitely hear... It lives up to Astro World, too. For sure. But I definitely hear Kanye's influence a lot more in this project. Yeah, I mean, of course, we've always known Travis to be a Kanye baby. He would admit it as well.

But this one was by far the Kanye blueprint. It was, if Kanye stayed in the Pablo bag and like didn't veer left into Christianity and anti-Semitism, this is where I think production wise, it would have went from the Yeezis Pablo. You would get something like this. The production is incredible. How the albums put together is incredible. I can't really put this as a fault because I don't look to Travis for content and raps per se. Travis is for production vibes Some of the production was so good

And so Kanye-esque I just felt like like real verses were missing Like this production is too good For it just to be a vibe And Travis, don't get me wrong Travis did rap on this And I applaud him for

Trying to rap as much as he did On this project Whereas Astro World I think had less rapping I give it to Travis He really did try to rap on this And he doesn't sound bad doing it But the way like on a Kanye album where you, and I don't even want to say substance per se, like it has to be some deep shit,

but content. Like, there was so many moments where I was like, it sounds so much like Yeh, that it needs one of those type of Kanye verses where he's saying something. That was the one thing I did think was missing from that, from the project was a Kanye verse. A song with Kanye was definitely missing because it felt, it felt so much like a Kanye project. Yeah. Just everything, the way it was mixed, the lyrics, the, the, the, the production, even the artwork.

Like everything just kind of felt like a Kanye project. But it's a good album, good listen, good features. Yisus Pablo meets blonde. Because I think there is a lot of Frank Ocean influence in this. You thought Frank was going to be on the project. That was one of the names you threw out there the day it came out. It was a hopeful guess because I felt like they had both been through drastically different results, but both been through a lot of concert disarray and critiques off shows.

They both kind of had to disappear. I thought it would make sense for Frank to pop back up on, say, a Travis album at this time. But I hear blonde all over this fucking album. I don't know if y'all do, but there's definitely a lot of blonde references. I haven't... I don't know if I hear blonde, but I can't. I'm not mad at that. though. I don't know if I hear it

but I think I understand what you're saying. A lot of the comma shit, like not the more easiest hard type drum shit is the sense like a lot of that to me is the transitions in blonde. A lot of the calmer records very much feel like blonde to me, but no, I think

it's an incredible project. I'm not the rush to a Travis show like go out of my way. Of course, if Travis is performing and there's passes, I'm going to say yes because he does a great show. This I would probably pay to go see. between Travis's catalog mixed into this project, this live performance is going to be fucking insane.

Yeah. To the Kanye point real quick, he did have production on two songs. Thank God and Telekinesis. And then I believe there were eight songs, seven or eight songs on the album that interpolated other records of his, most of which were from Musis. Yeah, no, you can hear it.

As soon as you play the album, you can definitely hear the Kanye on it. But one of the tracks that everybody seemed to be talking about Meltdown with Drake. Drake is not letting this all this push your beef go anytime soon. That's funny. I mean, like, he's full-fledged, you know, like, he's letting it know, like, yo, it's still on. I don't fuck with that dude. And I'm not apologizing.

I'm not squashing it. Like, it's lit until I say it ain't. I mean, it was fun to watch two fan bases go at it on the internet about complaining about one side not shutting the fuck up. not having to do with us. Like, just both sides and all the drake be like, yeah,

well, he's allowed to keep talking about it. And then everyone on the push his side, like he won't shut the fuck up, but then runs and cries when he does interviews about it. Like, it was just so funny to watch that narrative. Like,

outplay itself. Who cares? Like, no, I mean, who cares? I think it's funny. I don't think who cares,

what do you mean? Who cares if they continue to talk about each other for the rest of their lives? I mean, I think people care because it, It was a moment. It was a big moment. And people feel like the fact that, you know, Drake backed out because of whatever influence

from whoever, you know, called him and said, listen, like, this is going too far. So then it's like, okay, well, when the battle was really on, you kind of bowed down and backed out of it and said, you wasn't going to do it. But then now, you know, you're still throwing shots. You're still writing verses about this dude. Like, you know, when the battle was on, you. didn't want to battle. And now it's like you still coming at this guy. So you can see why people are like, like, yo, like you still on that? Like I thought it was going too far and you didn't want,

you know what I mean? People didn't want it to go where it was headed and all it is. But like, if you still on that, then why back out of the battle when it was when it was really on? To me, it, I feel like Drake really wants to put out whatever that record was that, Jay Prince told him not to put out. And he's been throwing bait out there to get pushed to do a full response so he can finally tell the world about whatever thing he was trying to expose, push it to you about. I have no back knowledge on this. I'm just guessing.

The fact that he keeps throwing this shit out after said he was done and that like he's above all of it. And even on the scorpion shit like with the skits of like, I'm just here to get money. I don't care about this rap beef. He wants that record out. Right. He still feels away. He still didn't like the kid exposing thing. And he wants push to go all the way out on that ledge and put out another full record, not shots on his album, a full record.

I think that's what- Knowing that he probably has something in the tuck that he's been waiting and begging everyone around him to let him release. I think that that's what it really is. I think the fact that that kid thing really bothered Drake. Yeah. Like push it being the one to say that and put that out there. I think that's the one thing that really is still bothering Drake. Like he, that's almost like, you talked about my kid type of thing.

Yeah. You kind of, you disrespecting my child. So, you know, when it's that, you know, nobody's ever letting that go. But I'm not mad at it, but I do understand why people are saying like, nah, fam, like you said the beef was going too far. You call the ceasefire or you call the truth, whatever you want to. to call it and now we're still getting bars. So I see why people on the internet was like, nah, like, don't do that now. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, it's over with. But I like the fact that, you know, he's still throwing, I think, I think Pursher will respond to this. I think, oh, I think for sure we're going ahead, push your response to this. But again, this is hip hop, man. I'm not, I'm not mad at this. As long as it's, as it's thing, because it already got, it already got physical already.

But I never wanted to go that route. as we get bars and we get dope beats, then it's all good. Does Pesha killed two birds with one stone? Just in both the same songs, what you said? I mean, I think if he were to go out and do a response record to this per se, yeah, they'll probably be one or two Jimmy Lines in there as well. But also with the clips album coming out, why I think they've taken their time is that now Push has to address a lot of other shit when they were damn near done with the

Clips album already. Like you can't put that Clips album out, not address any of this. not address any of the Jimmy shit. A lot happened since they finished, quote, unquote, that project. What do you guys think of Travis's line directed at Rocky? He said, we outside with the Army, so you need the, and then he kind of lets the bar go off. And the last ball on the next line is gravy, so we know that that's Navy. Yeah.

We know that. It's cool. Yeah. Again, this is hip hop, man. I'm never mad at shit like this. I'm never mad. Like, I always welcome, you know, bars being thrown at each other. shit talking, slick talking.

Like, I'm not mad at that ever. For Travis, I'm always with does it sound good on the record. That shot, while if you tried to break it down on rap genius, wouldn't be the craziest rap beef bar ever. But it sounded great on the record. We knew what he was talking about.

That's the way I would like Travis to address shit like that. I don't want Travis to go try to, like, give me a whole record about Rocky. Nah. Just throw your shot there. Just subtle shots here and there. Like, throw that in there.

the people know what it is. Like you can, you know, blur the word out, but we picked up one. We got, we got, not to use context clues and things like that. So I'm never mad at that. I'm never mad at shots being thrown. As long as it's just bars, you know, I don't want to see nobody run into anybody and, you know, crews getting into it. Like, that shit is, like I said, that's corny.

Like, we pass that type of shit. Throw shots all day on the record. What I don't see much, much of people talking about, does Travis Scott need to be brought to homie court? elaborate you would say meltdown is sicklemoe part two to some degree right I'm not comparing the two records

but you know kind of the same energy there's a beat switch after Drake verse same energy might be the exact same fucking BPM but K-pop Travis was in-laws with Kanye at the time

when Drake was busing a left in a golf cart to throw Adidas over the defense look at the rap people yet yeah I love it out like a light it was a golf cart light Yeah. No, I love it though.

You turn the headlights off of your golf car. Yeah, absolutely. Calabasasas beef. Kanye expressed how he felt weird about that. And to be honest, even though Kanye was having crazy meltdowns at that time, I felt him. Meltdowns. Our kids are fucking cousins.

We're in the crib together every day. Like, I'm not saying we have to be best friends, but you're just going to have, like, somebody diss me on your album about, like, my life. I understood Kanye in that point. Not to say this Farrell shot is. even as close to personal as that Kanye shit was with Drake. But it's a little fucking weird. Like, you allow this guy to continually diss all my friends on songs with me.

Like, homie court. There has to be some type of homie court there. Drake now knows any time he gets on a record with Travis Scott, he could air out all of Travis Scott's friends. Yeah. And then Travis is going to master it. Getting mixed down. You see the video of Pharrell in the studio listening to Utopia?

and then... Do we know that that was Utopia? The only clip I saw, it was muted it. It was from Utopia session, but it obviously, I mean, we know that Meltdown record was a last minute. Yeah, that was...

I'm sure, whatever, he wasn't nodding his head to getting dissed. Like, obviously, the... But do you think he owed Farrell, like a... No. I think he owed Kanye when Sickle Mode

came out of conversation for sure because that was drastically different. No, I don't think you... I don't even think Farrell got mad at that. as a hip-hop fan i got fucking mad at it and what and melting the chains that n-r-d chain is one of the hardest chains of modern music i don't think he actually

he didn't actually melt that shit i think he was saying he's not living his rhymes no i don't think that he's saying like i would like nigga i don't care about that heritage shit like i'll melt that shit down like he line as a 33 year old nerd no pun intended like that's like rqb chain no no i get it like that

that is the classic Neptunes You can't Like when Drake bought that I actually I thought it was cool Because money It doesn't mean anything to them

So You know If Ferrell doesn't give it to them Yeah Money doesn't matter Right I would do the same thing If I had the money

Drake did And Farrell was like Yeah you could buy my chain That chain is iconic But you can't melt that down Wasn't part of the BFAM and push it Drake bought a

A clip's microphone That they used too Right Yeah Was that one of the things? From eBay He melt that down too? Well, it's funny.

We heard the... He definitely melted. That's gone. We heard the Drake verse in the studio, what, like two days before? Mm-hmm. It dropped, and when it came up as meltdown and one of the producers we were talking to, I thought he was going to talk about melting down that microphone. Yeah.

And then when it was Pharrell's chains, I was like, well, that wasn't necessary. You didn't need to do that. Speaking of acquiring more jewelry, he was the proprietor of that Tupac ring that sold for $1.1 million. Mm-hmm. And then he used it. to promote meltdown on his story. I want to get too messy and too much more into the

Drake shit because that verse definitely is overshadowing how incredible this Travis. I was great to say that. I think that that's getting lost too. That verse... It's a cool verse. Don't get me wrong. But it's definitely not even close to the biggest highlight on that album for me. The last line, I saw

the shit that was going around the timeline. Everyone's focused on the Farrell disc, but I guess someone did the the science on this Kodak beef with another Toronto affiliate of Drake's where there is actual real beef and that whole Vogue. If Vogue wasn't suing, I would have been in Paris. Alludes to some violence amongst those two crews. Amongsts.

That's amongst Kodak Black and Wassa. Oh, okay. Don't quote me because I'm not like too versed in it, but I did see that that was running around the timeline. where this is the real dis is at the end of the verse not this fucking cupcake NERD chain meltdown shit Yeah I don't know I don't know

See that type of shit I don't pay attention to I don't I don't shit like that is like that's real beef I don't care to know about that Also I'm gonna go ahead and disagree with Drake If you hire some goons to come to my show And my security washes them That's a stat to me

That is a stat to me Yeah. If you hire goons to come fuck up my show and my security puts them in the hospital. Neither of us fought. So we both don't really get a stat. But both of our hired people, mine were the victor. No, I get it. So I get a stat.

No, listen, that's the fact. Because if they fucked up push a T, if those goons succeeded. Oh yeah, that's a stat. Drake would run around like it was a stat. That's a win. But even in that, though, even if it was that way, it's only so far that Drake could. could have ran with that like. And we don't know that Drake hired those people.

I mean, we can assume. Yeah, but even if. I mean, even if, I don't want to put him in crimes because that would be a crime. But, you know, one could ponder in Toronto that maybe, I don't know, maybe he just has that much love in the sixth that they did. They did it love for the love. Drake didn't even have to call it. They did it on spec.

But you can't, but even if it was that way, even if, let's say, push her, you know, something happened to me, he got touched. there's only so far that Drake could have ran with that like it made it seem like he touched him because it's like until you put hands on somebody that ain't really a stat for you like you can say yeah niggas touched you but you can't really run that into the ground no so I understand why Drake would say the same thing like

yo yeah but your bodyguards did that like you didn't touch nobody so don't try to run it's performing right but don't try to run it into your bars like yeah you see what happened like your goons ran up and got sent to the hospital but don't say it like you put somebody in the hospital so i understand it because everybody goes both ways but i would say push would be the only that that would be allowed to talk about that situation if i'm in toronto performing to my fans and you have these people allegedly try to sabotage yeah oh let's try to sabotage my show and push we know his security isn't always like some hired security team it's people he's

been around for quite some time. And they beat the shit out of the goons you hired. Yeah, that's us. No. Listen, we're taking the dub. For sure. I was minding my business performing to grind it. 100%.

You got to take that. 100%. But don't run it in like, yo, like make it seem like you put somebody in the hospital. Yeah, no, I did though. I get it though. It's a win.

You can ain't taking that flag from us. Nah, that's the win. Somebody got sent. Somebody got hurt. Yeah. It's a win. I get what you're saying. But even in that, man, it's like, you know.

It's not a Gucci win, but... No, that's a whole different thing. We don't even talk about that. That was some... That was different times. But even in that, man, like I said, I just don't like, you know, just keep it rap, man. I get it. It's personal shit, but keep it rap. I like when dudes just rap.

Like, just rap, whoever's the better rap or whoever makes the better records, that's who's going to come out of Victoria's. Like, keep it in the music. So you're not wearing Louis V no more? I never... I never wear it to begin with. I'm like accessory Louisville. Like, I got like... luggage pieces and belts and shit like that, but I'm not like, you're not going to see me

in T-shirts and jeans. You team Drake? What you mean? You're with Drake? Well, no, I'm not. I'm not, I'm not against what he was asking. I'm not against wearing Louis V. Like, I'm not, I don't have no horse in this race, but I never was a big, like, Louis

or Gucci dude anyway. Yeah. To me, all of that shit is corny anyway. Like, I don't, I don't know. I don't really like shit like that. It's going to sound very hipstery, but I'm a hipster. The Louis V stuff I like, so much of their stuff is logo printed that it's hard to find pieces that I like because they rarely do like the non-print fucking everywhere stuff. It's a cool logo.

Don't get me wrong. Yeah, I'm just, I just look stupid. Maybe it's because my beard matches the brown leather. I just don't look good. Your beard matches the brown leather. Is that why you know what? Yeah, I look like the logo. Okay.

Yeah, I don't know. I'm just not, I was never really into that type of shit anyway. it but I did I did I did like that bar though like since V's not around like we're not even wearing that like that was his real friend so I like that bar like that bar like that bar was hard but I don't think that Louis V stock is going to drop anytime soon though I doubt it I doubt that too like and Farrell is producing some dope pieces though like some of the stuff I'm seeing like he got some dope shit coming out yeah um damaris did you feel seen on the Ciziverse on utopia I haven't heard it I felt kind of seen did you Julian you felt seen on that Cizzerverse

Can we pull up some of those lyrics? Yeah, it's a good verse. Well, why did you feel seen? Because I've dated that girl. Not Siza, but that girl. I was about to say, you dated Sizzing didn't tell me? I'm jealous. I didn't tell our audience.

I would never tell you. Right. Wow. I feel like that's- Cizzer, your secret's safe with me. You wouldn't tell me if you dated Cizzer? At what point in my life? Like now?

At any point in your life? Mm. You wouldn't be like, yo, you know, me or Cizzer, like, we dated for like a year. through a watermelon party together? No. I think the only time I've ever accidentally talked about celebrity dating,

I told Julian when I was drunk by accident. And I haven't told anyone else about it. But it was like not, it wasn't a time that I would, it'd be corny if I just brought it up. If you went to go talk to her, then I'd bring it up. Oh yeah.

But like, just for me to just drop that, it would be like weird. No, no. Yeah, because I would look at you like, okay. And in Roy's defense. Like, imagine you listen to control. I'm like, yo, you used to date her. Track seven.

That's your boy. That's old me. That's my stain right there. In Roy's defense, he, it was like, he didn't just bring it up out of nowhere. It was in conversation already. In context. It was in conversation. Yeah.

So. It's fan. But here's the verse. And she is still fam to his day. But no, no, I did not date Siza. Beautiful girl, though. Jamaris. I do feel seen.

that I've read it. I was reading it while you guys were discussing the truth. I'm curious what part this works. Which part makes you feel like eyes on you? I still want to be with you. Trust me. I know that's insane. I'd rather fuck on you than fuck on lames. See, you know why you corny? Because I just asked you last week who the nigger was that you was all flustered

and upset about. I was not flustered and upset about. Men don't distract me at work. Oh my God. No, men do not distract me. Yeah, if you ever see me annoyed at work, one of y'all annoyed me. No, no, no, no, no, but it wasn't that you had, it was something that was said. And we was like, yo, Demaris, what's his name? And he was like, he was like, like, it's not a guy. Like, it's no.

But it was, it had to be. But there's no guy. No, but you can identify with stuff like throughout life. It doesn't have to be right now. I don't identify with this right now, but I've definitely been there before. Like, I'd rather keep fucking on, I'd rather keep fucking on the familiar demon than deal with what the fuck is out here. For sure. I feel like every girl's...

I'd rather fuck on the familiar demon. I think to some degree, men do this... That are in their late 20s to 30s start to do that too. I think in your early 20s, we move past the demon that we maybe should not continue to fuck. But when you get busier in life

shifts a little bit where you're not going out every night, yeah, you'll fuck on the girl. You probably should not be fucking because it's familiar. Okay. Then have to go out and try to meet a new person. I'd rather deal.

with this psychotic headache here because you know we need to fuck but then go out and try to meet a new person that sounds awful people are going out to meet you people like awful oh this made my stomach move just thinking about that it's fucked up that

like people feel like that like about the Dayton scene now though like that's wow gonorrhea pissing it the Dayton pool has gonorrhea pissing it with herpes yeah it's crazy that a lot of people feel like that but you know what at the same time I do see people that meet people and getting like really happy, healthy relationships

to like new... Where do you see that at? Like, people that don't know. Like, they meet new people and they'd be like, yo, like, our relationship is cool. Like, we get along great. Just not toxic. They probably hadn't got to know each other yet. Oh my God. But they've been some of the happy. Yeah, like, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. He tried to throw his...

Holy shit. Holy shit. Yeah, like, he started through his not happy experience. I've been blending watermelons for four-day straight. I'll do it. My finger's still. smell like watermelon. You still don't know each other. I've showered three times. I could not get it out of my hands. Yeah, but I think I think I think it's all about, I just think it's a, it's the circles and the

places that you meet people. I think it's very important. I think a lot of people go to the same type of events that they met a toxic individual at and think they're going to meet somebody that's not like that person in these same spaces. Move on to their home girl and think it's where do you meet women, mall? Where do I mean women? I usually, if I do meet women, it's usually through like a friend now. Like a home girl of mine to be like, yo, my friend of mine is super cool. You know, like this is what she does. She's into this.

Too much pressure. Been single for like 10 months, you know, that type of thing. Like, it's usually through a referral now. It's very rare that I go to an event and meet a girl there, get her number, kick it like. That hasn't happened. And I don't know how long. It's a little hot though. There's too much pressure on the man's side, I feel like, to co-sign a girl.

for your friend. And I got PDSD because I think the last time I asked a girlfriend her number, she was like, what you want with me? I didn't know how to answer that. I was like, whoa,

they're asking new questions out here. I was like, never been asked. What you mean? Straight to the point of them. Yeah, like, what I want from you? Like, I was like, oh, I was stuttering this shit. I was like lunch?

I don't know. What the fuck do you say to that? Like, rarely do those little IG TikTok skits about dating make me laugh. I did see one over the weekend of a guy like pretending to be on a date and he's like, oh, so, you know, like what?

what you do for a living with, she's like, bitch, I am a job. Why would you ask me that? Like, oh, God, I'm a job. Where are you from?

Now, ask me how much my nails cost. Ask me how much my hair costs. Why you ask me where I'm from? I was just trying to get to know, know you. Then the new thing is like, yo, we get to know each other

on a flight to Jamaica. I was like, who the hell does that? Plenty of people. This is the new thing I'm guessing. I don't know. Plenty of people. I don't know,

he had a caller that called in about taking a girl on a cruise for one of their first date. Yeah, I think they kind of knew each other though, right? Yeah. They kind of sort of knew each other though. That wasn't like too new of a thing.

Yeah. That was their first time hanging out. You're talking about two random people single on a flight and they meet on the plane? No, like, like you meet a girl on social media. Like the first time y'all hang out is like at the airport on the way to Jamaica or like meet in Jamaica. Like if she's flying from a different city, like we can meet in Jamaica. Julian, you would do that right. You thought my new year shit was stupid.

That's way worse. Fly it to an island with somebody you don't know, like meeting them there. some of the scariest shit. Like, I do not have, like, you don't know anything about this person. What if they feet ugly? Feet ugly. What if they're crazy? Fuck if they're, fuck aesthetically.

Like, mentally, like, what is this person? You don't even know who this person is. Like, what if they just, like, a legit crazy? Like, this person is legit crazy. Like, now you're in Jamaica. So just because the weather's nice and you're just like, oh, we're supposed to have a great time like this person is fucking crazy I don't know how people jump out there like that

to me it's just like no I'm I'm just not I can't why you gotta live like me Damaris and Siza I'm just the only fucker people you know it makes all the sense of the world Cizzer hurt me a little bit on that verse though we can move on but she was like you fucked on the girl at the party but she got other dudes in the lobby

like that's very hypocritical like let me cheat I mean you can cheat back you're the problem that's the part guys don't like No. We don't like when they cheat back. That shit hurt. You know what women really think they're getting the ill meme or tweet off of like, oh, you mad because I pulled a you on you?

Yes. I'm not a good person. Yes. Yes. I'm not a good person. I'm not a good person. Don't pull a me on me. We both can't.

We both can't do this. We both can't be pieces of it. The fucking nerve of you. Yes. We both ain't shit and it's working for me. And matter of fact, I was always a piece of shit. Now you're going outside of your character to be a piece of shit. You're even worse than me.

What? Says is saying all of that. Because you changed your behavior. I've always been a piece of shoes. And she's a woman. And yeah. And women, you know, we have to flood shame. Siza's saying all of that, but she's, that's defense though.

Oh, for sure. That's defense. Like, she's been hurt. She's been done wrong. I love the line. How can I sleep when you out here catching bodies? I thought she killed that part. But that's being real.

Because now she's being a little vulnerable, like, you out here fucking other girls. And I'm supposed to just be at home, like, just sleeping, just. If she's dating a modern rapper, we don't know if that means. fucking girls are literally murdering people. Well, yeah. That could have been a double entendanty right there. On gang gang. That's a good record on the album though.

Shout to Utopia, great project. Rory has it as a rap album of the year so far. Yep. I don't know if I'm on that yet, but definitely a good project. Mainstream. When I say that, I'm talking about mainstream, rap album. Yeah. I know what you mean.

Like, when it comes to that, the Travis is the Oozies. I'm talking about that world. Got you. I know. I get it. Like, Ransom has a way better rap. problem. Yeah, no, no.

I understand. I totally, I totally understand what you're saying. Totally understand. Cardi B is in Vegas throwing microphones. Deserving me. The second one, I didn't know until y'all just told me she threw her mic at her DJ because I guess her DJ was fucking up. Same.

Her set. No, there was a repeat offense. Yeah, I didn't know. But I understood the first one. She walked out on stage again in Vegas and somebody threw a drink on her, which I didn't even understand how anybody. body's brain would say that that's okay to throw a drink on somebody, let alone. It's not quite a TikTok challenge, but it's getting pretty popular to throw shit in order.

She was telling. Not a drink. A little while ago, she was telling her fans to, like, splash her with water. But what that, but the girl did that, like, way after. And she also threw a drink full of ice. Like, there was barely in the water. It was almost all ice. So if you get...

Wait, way, way, back up. Cardi was telling her fans throw water at her? To splash her, like, maybe, like, 45 seconds before this. But why? Because she was hot, but the moment had passed. Then this girl throws a cup full of ice on Cardi, and one of the ice cubes very obviously hits Cardi outside her forehead. Oh, right, but hold on.

Now, you don't want to throw ice of people. I'll get that. But hold on that. If Cardi said throw water on me 45 seconds before this, and this girl does that, come on, this is whole, now this whole thing is different now. And we know Cardi said that. We know Cardi's forehead is made of steel.

She took a whole high deal at Anna Winters. party and walked out with a smile on her face. So I get the reaction though. You might not even know that was ice right away. I get her immediate reaction. She maybe should have thought it out more

in like... She should have thought it was... Yeah, but it wasn't an initial reaction of you on stage vulnerable with... And you get hurt. Because I think it hurt. And I think like the moment you get hurt, you automatically like react.

Yeah, but she said throw water on me, right? Yeah, but don't throw ice at me. But that's... The moment had passed. She had been said that. Like the moment for you to do that, head pat. Okay, but now she's on my side of the stage. So I'm just being a good fan, no?

No. And you don't throw a cup of ice at somebody. I don't know how Compton's doesn't tell you that that would hurt. She should have just not even said. I'm walking by the fire hydrant and I just know I'm going to get hit with water, but then the frozen version of it hits me. I'm going to be pretty upset. The frozen version. Just because I knew there was water there. It doesn't mean

I was expecting the frozen version. If you have ice and your fucking drink, you should not be throwing it. And like, what if she was drinking like, you know, a really nice whiskey with those big ice balls? I can promise you that girl was not drinking any whiskey at that event. Yeah. What if she had an 80-year-old scotch?

Not at that event. At the wind hotel? No. At a day part? No. At a day party? At that, no. At noon.

In a 10-degree weather. Fuck, no. That was not happening. In a plastic cup. Where I see the bars, I didn't know she said, throw water on me because it was hot. It was hot in Vegas, like, for the past week. I wish she didn't say that. We talked about Cardi's aim, though.

Looks like she got a good arm on her. Oh, for sure. Look that. That's a good form. That's what growing up in a Bronx are doing. Bronx bombing right there. It looks like she's two for two. Like if she threw that shoe at George Bush,

it would have hit him right in the face. That's hilarious. And wait, is it, because I know sometimes videos make things opposite. It's like, did they bring in the lefty? Yeah,

no, I think she is left. She switched it to a left hand. She switched it to a left hand. Yeah. Did she also throw the first one left-handed? Yeah, I think so. Yeah, Cardi's a lefty. So she's a lefty.

Nice. Man, why you can tell it? Everything makes sense now. She's a lefty? The same way everyone does the astrology shit because she's a Leo like she's lefties i understand we're angry people we've been suppressed our whole lives we had to sit with desks that were only righty whole world was righty so we have a lot of suppressed anger i get it but now that i do notice she said to throw

water on me because she was hot it makes this story a little different i thought that this girl was just some crazy girl that just thought it was okay to throw water and the girl's also suing what i mean either her or the girl next to her and i got hit is suing oh that's not gonna well did she hit the right girl i believe she hit the wrong girl girl too. It wasn't even the person that threw the cup. She hit the girl that hit the cup that threw the cup but it bounced and hit somebody out like she did a two for one.

And one. I mean she has to have some type of round art test. That was the magic bullet. She's definitely young Ron Artaxas. Throwing mics. Ron Artesse got busy on the wrong guy. Oh yeah. Clean him up. Yeah that was crazy. This could have been prevented though. Oh. I mean

first of all, don't throw ice. That one is that. I mean does, again, just because Cardi said, splash me doesn't mean necessarily like go crazy but she should have just not said that people throwing things on artists period when i was at met life yesterday they wouldn't let me keep the cap on my water okay yeah but that's that's normal that's kind like they were like well yeah i was like well yeah i was like please like i'll pay you i just want my cap and he was like no no they're throwing too many things on artists now yeah but they were doing that before they were been doing that's yeah you can't

at the nix games you can't keep the caps on your yeah see that's why drake made it cool throw your heavy bars we're not really doing the knowledge is this maybe mona scott fault. She is loving hip hop alumni where the first reaction of every single scene, you know, when they went to lunch was throw a drink and then, you know, reply with violence. But they were doing now on basketball wives first. I think she stole it.

Okay. Well, she passed the torch. There you go. Also, but let's talk about the one with her throwing it at the DJ. Did you feel... Are you nervous now? If that's a new trend, that DJs are going to start together. He was like, he was like really hitting like, you throw the fader down every time like she was singing and it. Who's her

DJ? I don't know. Just a good question. I've seen her live, but I never went to go look. That wasn't like her DJ. It was just a DJ. It was a DJ that was hired for the other DJs. Cardi is still performing with other DJs? It could have been a. There's no way.

No, hell no. No, you don't know if she did this day party shit, it's Vegas. So you never know. She may have got an offer that day. Like, yo, we'll give you a mill to do the shit tonight. I highly doubt that Cardi B is performing anywhere without her regular DJ. If it wasn't Vegas, I would agree with you. I think she maybe caught this bag later.

bro this is cardi b yeah he was he was cutting the song short all right maybe he was drunk yeah that's something maybe it's the same DJ every time and this wasn't this wasn't some random this wasn't this couldn't have been some random DJ I don't think that Cardi's performing with house DJs like I don't I highly did did DJ Booth reply I know that's so far Nicky Minaj is I know yeah now he's another stat like you I've never seen I've never seen Mickey hit Booth the DJ The DJB?

Oh, so. And shout out to Boo. Here's some, here's what Cardi was saying. She was asking, when she was asking fans to throw water at her. She said,

Splash my pussy, bitch. And then later on, she said, after she got hit, she said, I said my pussy, not my face,

bitch. She said that after that girl threw that on her? I still don't think she. But with what mic? So Cardi was bending over, twirking. They got multiple mics.

They were throwing water at her, like, her pussy. And then the girl threw water directly in her face. She should have just not, a cup of ice directly interface.

What is going on at these shows? That's why you need to come outside more. You're missing it. I think it's actually progress, though, because Bang and Smurf used to throw chairs. Yeah, like, that's what I'm used to. I'm used to the chair throwing error. Like, now they're throwing a water on pussy, okay?

Have you guys heard offset and Cardi's new song? I did. I liked it. Yeah. It was cool. Cardi, you have to say this year and the end of last, you can give your conspiracies on why, but she's having her run for the features.

This is going to sound blasphemency. she's having her Cole year in that regard. I said Wayne. I was going to say Wayne too. We've talked about that, but those are drastically different because Wayne popped up on 75 features in one year. Cole specifically said he made it his thing for that year to pop up on seven features of artists that he liked.

And I think that's what Cardi's been doing lately. And she smoked every feature. Where are we at now? Three, four? Five. Something like that. Five. this year.

Glorilla. I'm saying end of last year. I know I said end of last year tier. Glorilla. Yeah, but we got offset. We got a lotto. We got to keep the Wayne shit away from this though. Like Wayne did something totally different.

Yeah, that's not. No, there was definitely two more. It's point me two. Point me too. So that's another one. I think it's got a lotto. Got a lotto already. Glorilla and so four.

Two four. She's at four. That's cool. Four feet. and we feel like this is her little Wayne year. It's a good features. Wayne did 75. Fine.

We could do fucking. And I might be underselling the 75. He might have done like 150 that year. Yeah, like whole year. Whatever. I get it. She's going on her feature shit.

But I do like what she's doing though. She's rapping. She's putting out joints. Again, I want her project. I want to hear another cardi album. That's what I'm waiting on. Well, no, it's a good record and good for offset to start out his rollout for his project. It's a good record.

Good video. Yeah, baby boy. it. I mean, we could get in how problematic that video really could have been, but I'm glad they chose the more positive side of the highlights of it. Cuavo or Offset going to have the better album.

Quavo or Offset? Well, we already got well, no, we didn't get a Quavo. He did like a previewer. What was the Quavo record that came and went sort of recent? We watched it when we were still recording at my crib. Yeah. There was a video. I feel bad that I can't remember the name of it because that song was so fucking.

Oh, the one for takeoff? No. No. It was right after his passing, though. I think that's when it was Justice at the crib when that came out? Yes. Justice was at the crib. I thought that was...

Oh, greatness? I thought that was dope. No, that's so much. I don't know. I think they're kind of in different lanes. I think offsets probably going to chase more of the mainstream Cardi. Let's get a bunch of hits. thing, whereas I don't know if Cuevo

Yeah, I was going to go that route for this album. Well, me personally, I think Offset might be the better rapper. You think? I think so. Yes, I agree. I think he might be the better rapper. I was always just like Cuevo because he's

the most melodic, he's the best mix, I feel like. He's melodic and he can rap what he feels like it. Yeah. Whereas takeoff, rest of peace was just a great rapper. And offset, I think, leans more on the rap side than them a lot of time.

That's what I'm saying. I think he's a better rapper than Quaibo. But as far as songmaking, I don't know. I do want to hear what an offset solo project sounds like, though. It's just interesting just to hear what they're able to do on their own. Yeah. And, you know, when they have their own canvas to create their own art and do their own thing and experiment with shit they want to experiment with.

Because when you're in a group, you got to kind of like everything has to meet. And I feel like Cuevo did that anyways when he was with Travis Scott. and then he did the Metro shit. Like he still hasn't done his just straight solo. Yeah. I feel like it's been so collaborative with the other stuff. Did you guys like Offsett's last collaborative, me on his last solo project?

Not really. I'll be honest. It wasn't really for me. It was a couple on there. But like I just think the problem is when you in a group like that and then you do a like once your first solo, I think you still have that group chemistry on you. Your whole new artist.

Yeah, so it's like you're still trying to find your footing and still trying to like, you know, figure out what do I sound like alone? Yeah. And more blasphemy. Like, it's not like we're Wu Tang, where it would be three separate verses on a song and Rizzo would put the whole shit together.

Every single Migo song, the three of them are complimenting every verse of each. Even if they are the lead on a verse, it's all three of them at all times. Like, that's why I think the Migos is so dope. Mm-hmm. So you have to give them more grace and more time as solo acts because they not only were coming from a group, they literally wrote every single song together. Yeah.

They're together on every verse. So yeah, so your first solo one is going to be weird. Now, if it's amazing, then it's like shit. Like, this dude is really talented. He's really dope. But it's, you know, you kind of give grace. Like, all right, that was the first one. You got that out the way.

But, like, now you've had more time to kind of sit and figure out who you're as an artist as a person solo. So, you know, I'm going to hear what it sounds like just because he's things, life has changed a lot for offset. A lot of things have happened since, you know, that album. I think that he's probably going to experiment with a different sound. I know as far as aesthetically, he's kind of like, he's been experimenting a little bit with his look. He's been wearing like some outfits and shit. And it's like, okay, he's trying to find out what he looks like as a solo artist too. So naturally he's going to try to figure out what he sounds like as a solo artist.

So we'll see. But I do think that offset is a better rapper than Qua. I think that that's my personal opinion. I know we talked a lot about Drake on this episode, so I will be very brief here. How pissed off do you think Elliot Wilson was that Drake found recording equipment at Starlets? He bought recording equipment just that outside talk.

And Elliot's from Queens, too. Yeah. I think that was another shot at Elliot. That was the one that I don't think everyone else realized. Yeah, that was a shot of. And Elliot's from Woodside. Yeah. He went to Elliot's hood, like for real.

Yeah, he bought Side Talk TV, Side Talk NYC. Yep. To Starlets. Is his baby mom really up on the wall? I'm sure she is. I think she's bartended at Starlets a few times. Gotcha. Oh, love Starlets.

But yeah, I was just curious if, and congrats to Elliot doing his Patreon thing now, but I know he was furious all week on watching everyone have fun in that strip club and Drake having a microphone. You think Elliot showed up? just Starlets let him in. That would be crazy. Not letting Elliot in his Starlets is wild. Well, Elliot, I will be subscribing to your Patreon to see your response to Starlets and Drake.

You have to go to Toronto now. Elliot has to go to York, Toronto, or where the fuck Drake is from. The embassy. To the embassy. Speaking of which, for the Dog's Them album, you guys showed me a clip that I did not. I missed this this weekend.

There's a fake dog walking around New York? Basically, this guy spent around $20,000 to kind of just convert himself into a dog. Is this Drake's rollout? Because he was in New York.

Is Drake inside that dog? When you put it like that? This is not in New York. This is Japan. Gotcha. This is very joke. Okay, so it's not Drake. Because if this was in New York,

I could be like this might be Drake. Well, is this very much like Ace Ventura when he was inside the rhino? Or did this guy like really get surgery? Does he really look like that? Or is he inside the dog? No, I don't think there's like an actual dog that he used to make the,

I think he's just, it's all prosthetics and shit. Look at the, look at the real dogs how they're reacting. I would have to be happy about that. They're like a proper way. He has a girl pushing him around on. Well, he needs a walker. He's a dog. He's a dog.

He can't just be a loose, leashless dog. Yeah, that's careless. Can't be a leashless dog. So explain, explain this to me, please. He's mentally, you know. He's mentally not all the way there. That goes without saying. Can you give me some more background, please?

He said it was a childhood. It was a lifelong dream to always become a dog. He's had mental illness to the child. Before Maugh kills him? What about that was going to stop him off? Well, I'm just saying let's provide some context. This guy's always wanted to be a dog just like Drake. He took it a little further.

Okay. He has a YouTube channel that, you know, highlights his journey. We've seen Snoop transition before in videos. He said he hasn't shared his identity yet, like with his friends. This is more just like a hobby. So he, it's kind of like a... This is his hobby. Wait, he hasn't told his friends yet?

It's like a Peter Parker. Imagine watching this shit. And that's your male. Yeah. And y'all shitting on it. But then you like right here like, yo, that's really me. That's me. What?

This is fucking insane, man. What is wrong with people? Yeah, this cost him $14,161. And it took a possibility. Okay, but you guys need to further explain. Is he in the suit? Yes. Yes, he's in the suit.

Yeah. In the suit. So it's just a dog suit that costs 14 fucking grand. Yeah. And it took 40 days to make them. Because it has like real dog hair. It's real collier. Where's PETA when you need?

The dog's name's Toco. Yeah. You don't need Fox News. For this, you need PETA. Yeah. this is this is mental illness a lot of this shit that goes on is mental illness and again we just so inclusive and want to give everybody

oh he has a voice he can be what he wants no that's not okay for people to just do whatever they want to do he's either mentally ill or just a great troll like if he just finds this funny if he's rich and just finds things funny maybe but this has been his dreams since he was a kid remember at the end of stepbrothers when the dad's explaining that he wanted to be a T-Rex

his whole life you know you can't you can't be a T-Rex. Again, man, this is, look at this shit. So would you guys rather have a gay son or a daughter or a dog?

You now have, that's a great question. Yeah. You now have to add this to the mix. Yeah. Gay son or daughter or... Or they turn into a pet. Or a... Or a real dog?

Yeah. Like a real life dog. They turn into that. Well, that's it. No, they turn into that. He identifies as a dog. They spend $14,000 plus for this. I mean, if you have that much

expendable money to spend on this suit, your kid's doing well. But what if he doesn't? you're like, what if he blew through the life savings to do this shit? That's crazy. And commitment. Of course it's a white woman. Of course it's a white woman.

That would be cool with being his handler. Yeah, because it's a white man inside of that suit. How do you know it's a white man inside that suit? It's definitely a white man. It's a Japanese man. I think it is. He identifies as white. If Amara ends up doing this shit, I'm going to look right at Kia and say this is what happens when you celebrate half birthday.

Yeah. You're giving them too much attention. They think everything is okay. Yeah. Oh, man. You're celebrating them too much. Look at that. This is fucking nuts.

Yeah, how much you think his appearance is caused? Nobody's paying to see that dude. All right. Well, let's see a surprise. Let's add in. Well, yeah, mental illness is running rampage. Shit, I think we can. Damaris, the bear or this dog?

Who are you fighting first? The dog fuck out of this dog. He has expendable thumbs. Like, yeah, but he's a dog. Dude, like that's a, he's supposed to be a dog. I got that dog. in me? I got that dog in me. It's just a dog

fight? That's crazy. I got that dog in me. He locks himself in a kennel. Oh, he's kinky. No, he's mentally... Y'all giving him all types of made. Look at that, though. Mitzley ill. Slow-ass fucking

old dog. So you're not even a dope dog. Like, yeah, I couldn't even have fun playing fetch with you. Yeah, that dog got arthritis or something. Yeah. I'm not going to seem like being a dog. It's like a fucking stupid blind dog that you need to This is stupid. I feel like in Japan, this is the weird shit they do. This is a very,

I feel like there's a very small degree between this person and a school shooter. At least in Japan, he's not getting a gun and airing out like a fucking square with people. Yeah, in Japan. He's getting a pet in public. I prefer this than. Yeah, I prefer this too. His turning skills is trash. He turned like an alligator.

He got bad hips. That's exactly. He got bad hips. He got a big commitment. I could be a better dog than that. I don't like how he's doing it and he's not committing. I could be a better dog. You're all right?

What gives you, like, what gives you the confidence? Why are you challenging it? I could be a better dog. No, no, let's hear out. What gives you the confidence? He's, like, he's ass. Like, why are you so, like, slow? What are things you do to be able to?

I don't feel like he's committing to it. There's no. Break the game film down. Yeah. Yeah, his tongue ain't even that long. Yeah, like, he's, this shit trash. He looks like a stuff, like a, like, if you killed a dog and then stuffed it and then you spell to bring it back alive, like that's what he looks like.

Taxidermy? Yeah. There you go. I mean, you like he's not, he's not an ill dog. Remember like the old Chucky Cheeses? They had like the band. Yeah. Like he looks like one of those Yeah. Like that. Like, like, Chuckie's dog.

Y'all, no, but I bet you if he was walking down the sheet. I would not think that was a dog. I would think it was like. There's no way you would think that's a dog. If I was across the street and I didn't think about it like that, yeah. I would think robotic, fake robotic dog or some shit. And you saw it walking like that? I wouldn't think human. He's so trash.

Remember it how they used to have? You don't deserve to be a dog. That dog is walking like Phil Jackson. This guy spent $14,000. Y'all just shitting on him. Yo, he's walking like Phil on the sidelines. What are we talking about? If that's a dog, I need to put it down because his days are numbered.

He's fucking sick. Can we see him get out of the suit? Like, no, I don't think he doesn't get out. That costs more. Yeah. I have to sign up for his only family. Yeah. He got his only pets.

You're going to do the intro, but not the song. I feel like his friends, he says that he says that he, hasn't come out to his friend yet, but I feel like his friends. I wouldn't either. I feel like he doesn't have any friends. He probably does. I mean, there's that. For sure. You only do this if you don't have any. Well, no, who's filming? Exactly. That white girl.

Because you probably have some friends that you don't even know are into some weird kinky shit too. And you don't know. Not this weird, though. Not anybody spending 14 grand to dress up like a dog. I have no friend that is spending $14,000 to dress up as a dog. I can promise you. And let's be honest, judging by his MTV cribs, he doesn't have 14 grand to spare. Yeah. What did you mean? What did you? What did you?

That dirty elevator He was just waiting for. Damn, all right. Screaming. Could be a foster dog. Mall, do you feel like this is weirder or? He's a rescue? He's definitely a rescue.

He's been abused. Yeah, you got to possibly a little bit, you know? And if you pay for him, you're part of the problem. I'm sorry. I'm saying, I'm saying, do you feel like this is weirder than men paying women to step on them in high heels and burn them the cigarettes? No. That's weirder.

That's weirder, right? Yes. I'm sure you have friends that are- Are they the thing? I know a girl that really likes getting burned by cigarettes and it threw me off. Well, she probably had an abusive father.

Were you- No, I haven't done it yet. I told her I was. I'm sorry, did you say yet? He doesn't smoke cigarettes. I would do it. Yeah, fuck it. Why not?

You would burn a girl with cigarette? If it was required. I'm not going to get off on it, but like if she has like 20 burn marks on the body. I'm going to ask you all this one more time. Y'all don't think he would have ran through the Capitol? For sure. For sure.

No. How is it? there's no correlation. If someone's into something, I'm not getting any sexual. I used to really disagree with him on the Capitol thing. I am starting to understand his theory. I'm starting to get it. His mind tells him because the girl likes it and that's what

she wants, then he's down to do it. Yeah. There can be a lot of things that girls. I'm not even saying like in a bedroom. I'm saying like, we're just chilling and she's like, I like to give room by cigarettes. Like, fuck it. What if she was like, what if she was like, yo, yo, fuck this dude because I'm really into it. What?

That's, what are you talking about? That's funny. Her thing she said because she was into it That you would like it Before that's not like our thing But if a girl was like I'm into it We've all agreed we'd be like sure

Fuck it No no no no that we did not agree to that We said we were To go through it It couldn't happen Because we'd be laughing We'd laugh but we would like If I was a dog I would pee on her

Because that's different Yo look at this Burning a girl with cigarettes It's fucking crazy Yeah it's nuts Her arms were just filled with burn marks Yeah she needs help That's sicker to see that you see the abused girl

And we're like well She's already abused abuse. So let me abuse her some more. Believe me, I ran through all the questions I had in that moment of like why and what was going on. Well, it's a form of what about like a e-cigarette. Like, why does it have to be an e-sigarette? Why does it be a camel? What you're going to do blow fucking vape on her? Yeah. Idiot. You're sick if you burn a girl with a cigarette. Yeah, that's, don't do that, bro. Don't do that. All right, I'll report back. No, don't report. I'm telling you don't. Patreon. Patreon. When you think, when you think about it, it's actually not that

weird because a lot of people are into harming it's the same thing kind of as like asphyxiation, erotic asphyciation That's weird Yeah, people like getting choked out and shit all the time People like cutting themselves too That's weird. That's a mental illness, bro.

It's mental illness. It's okay to say it But some, but pain Why can't I have my boundaries? Yes, you could maybe make a connection between a girl that likes to be choked in the bedroom and the cigarette thing somewhere I think you connect it far different pillars but that doesn't mean I have to burn her with cigarette I'll just stick to choking

nice why do I have to burn her burn to somebody crazy like that to me is just like that's a different threshold okay but when we were at in the sex dungeon you let that man pour hot wax on you I was caught up in the moment on Patreon who let a man pull hot wax

it's not on Patreon anymore you he put it on the back of your hand the hot whack and the fire but that's for contact he let contact wait you think what he was doing with that fire thing is the same as burning someone with a new port 100

it's a fucking it's on the same sphere it's on the same same thing, but it's not as intense. That's like saying me get a hot stone massage. It's the same as Julian putting a marlboro out of my forehead. No. That's not as all. It is the point.

Some people derive pleasure from pain. That's the point. I agree, but I think a cigarette is very far. It's dependent. What they were doing in a dungeon wasn't pain related. It was a warm sensation. It was just getting warm. It was just getting warm.

If I take that paddle and bend to the. over your pink ass and hit you with it. That's still pain. Stay in the context. We're talking about the flame. Okay, but we're talking about pain and pleasure, period. Demaris, have you ever been next to a cigarette smoker or maybe your friend smoking a blunt and they accidentally, it's

having to, I'm sure, all of us. Where you get burnt by accident by someone. You think that's the same as a dude slapping your ass in the middle of a second? No, obviously it's too different. The pain level is different, but it is still pain. Also, people have different pain threshold. That's another thing. It might,

It might not feel as horrible to us. It might not feel as bad to her. People have different people. Yeah, but the part that y'all not understand it is it's to take a cigarette and burn somebody, it's like that burn is there now. Like it's forever. Yeah, but her wounds healed pretty well. Wolverine ass the fuck?

She's his cream. It's the fucking X-Men? What is she? I don't know. She's so different. Logan. Well, all right, can she walk around then and say Julian burnt me? I would talk about that.

Yeah, sure. No context. There's no way. be okay with that. You're not okay with that. She's not, she wouldn't do that. Sure,

yeah, this right here, that's, that's Julian. Yeah, sure. But because she wanted it to have, I'm not like,

it's not like, would you sign the burn? I'm not going to, yeah, I'm not going to like put it in ash. Nah, you know why that's, see,

you know why I don't believe that because you said, you was on the same side as me when, uh, we were talking about that dude, that porn dude that said he wore a KKK outfit and fucked, and fuck,

a white mother, her daughter and somebody else. Oh, That was all off, Mike, but yeah, let's go with it. What I'm saying, I'm just saying, I'm just saying, I thought that that was absolutely fucking insane. You know what's talking about fucking the Grand Wizard? And yeah. You know that combo we had?

You know, well before we started recording. Fucking the Grand Wizard. No, but I'm just saying because Julian was with me when I was like, hell, no, I wouldn't do that. No, he wasn't. Julian said he would do it. Oh, you said you would do it? No, I didn't. that he would do it.

Julian said he would put out the fucking cape and fuck that man's wife and his daughter. Oh, no, hell. They were in black peace. Leaving up a very, very important. Oh, he got paid for that.

What's the part? What's the part? He got a lot of money for that shit. He got $50,000. He got $50,000 to do it. Yeah. I could never do that. He got paid to have sex with a woman and her daughter. Yeah, but in that is.

No, no, no. He had to wear a cake in a dog. While the father watched, they were in blackface and you were at a grand with your costume. You had to wear the, uh, yeah, man, don't hit him from the back. Get that 50K walk out the room.

Nah, no. You are crazy, man. What? What? What? What? What?

You know you're adding to this whole thing that you're racist. How does that make me racist? What are you talking about? What are you talking about? We're all wearing cotton right now. It's the same shit. Like,

what are you talking about? Nah. What are you mean? No, that's what we were talking about. Wait, Julian doesn't understand it. Fucking a girl in a KKK. Alfit while she's in black face is racist

because his mother's she's racist she's in black face you're doing the KKK outfit that's a get back no that's not a guy that's like saying I went to the clan rally

just for the barbecue yeah yeah that's like that's really fucking about that's actually because what people can't cug

you wouldn't go there for the barbecue that's right they also used to burn black people that's what that's funny that's why that's why the barbecue part is

oh my God yeah Julian stop man don't burn that girl if people want to get burned with cigarettes, that's their prerogative. I'm saying, I'm not going to do it. But I'm not doing it because it makes me, I'm not getting

any pleasure from it. I'm doing it because it's a friend of mine wants me to do it to them. Hey, just eat her pussy. No, what are you? Just take it a dinner. There's so much other things. Take it a dinner. Like, you know what I'm saying? Complimentary. Yeah, like, just have some great sex. Like, you don't

have to put a cigarette out on a farm. I'm missing to trying things. Not the cigarette. I get it. Understand, but not burning a girl. a cigarette. No, don't do that. But back to Collier, man. Listen, man, check on your friends. You never know what they're investing in.

That's fucking hilarious. They might be spending their life savings on dog outfits. Yeah. But how does he come out to his friends about that? You don't. His friends, no. No, but how, all right. He doesn't have friends.

At this point, it's not taboo. I know it's difficult for some people to come out as gay or whatever preference it is for their friends and family. Imagine coming out of a long. But that is a little bit more normal now to sit your family down and be like, cage to let you know I'm gay. How do you go about telling your family that you are in fact

a golden retriever? I think you just bring the costume out. You just show Lassie for a while. When all your friends come over and there's just an empty kennel and you don't have a dog, they're like, why is that here? There you go. Bring the costume out. So you know, this is what I've been doing on my days off.

I wonder how long it takes for him to put that on. But they might think that he's like freaky because I used to follow a guy on Snapchat that kept bitches in a cage. Like that was his thing Why? He's keeping himself in the cage. Well, hold on. And I'm weird.

Why were you following some money? Because it was so crazy that it was kind of like a train wreck. Like you couldn't take care of. Like he used to keep women in the cage and he would like feed them like out the dog bowls. It was the craziest shit ever. That's actually more normal than I think we think it is. Yeah, yeah. I think that happens a lot.

You are. No one lit a cigarette. Both things could be. You don't think the woman in the cage getting fed out of a dog bowl or let someone burn a fifth cigarette on her? I've never. I've never put a cigarette out on Baisley. You put a bitch in the cage before then? I mean, basically, yes.

Technically, you have. But I don't only lasted like the first night. I think putting a girl in a dog cage feet out of a bowl is crazy. That's sick. For sure. That's some R. Kelly shit. Yeah. That's like, that's some sick shit.

They were adults. They were all fully formed adults, but. All right, well, Demaris, you and I've known each other for a very long time. How would you feel if like after we recorded today, like I pulled you aside and was like, I think I'm, I'm, Labradoodle. Like, I really think I'm, I'm a dog. Would you continue to be friends, the jokes, friends with me?

You give me more beagle, but okay. Because I'm saying now, that's where I think I would draw my friend boundary. I don't care how many years we have. If you're a dog, I just, I don't. I'd rather you just not tell me that. Is it dogphobic? Like, I just, I don't think I could be friends with somebody that, like, was dog?

Just put a dog alphid on every day. I feel like, like, I'm not walking down the street with you. I'm just, I don't know, I'm definitely not. If you want to be a gay man and a thong, I'll support you. I'm not saying we would never. If you're going to be a dog, I don't think I can do it. If Julian put on a thog and tried to walk with you down. No, you put on a what?

For 30 minutes, it'd be hilarious. But, like, the rest of our lives, like Julian would be producing this podcast as Thong man. You're going to hear what she said. Oh, I thought she said a dog. A thong? Thong. No, I would not walk down the street with Julianian with the thong.

Okay. So you're thong-phobic, dogphobic. And you're racist. And I'm racist. I feel like if one of us wanted to change our pronouns that they, Maul would leave. That's not. No, he fired us.

Yeah, you would have to get out. Not me. You would have to get out. But that's not fair to marriage because I wouldn't walk down the street with a girl that had a thong on. Why not? What?

What were you saying? We walk with women with thongs all the time. No, it's not that I don't like attention. So I can see him. No, it's not that I don't like attention. Like just a thong? You mean, oh, just a thong. Oh.

Oh. Why are you dressed like? I thought you meant. Have you been to DR? They're not walking down the street with just thong. Just they are. Well, depends on the street.

They're walking down Collins and thongs. But that's like a bathing suit, though. That's different. What is different? A thong is a thrift. Yeah, but if we're in Miami Beach, like near a beach, like you can kind of understand. No, I still never. Fucking Houston.

Manhattan Beach. Yeah. Manhattan Beach. First of all, don't look at me and say Manhattan Beach like that. No, it's a difference. If I'm near a beach and poor area, then you. Yeah, cool. She got a bathing suit on.

But like the streets of Manhattan, just with a thong and some hills. I don't even like when people wear flip-flops in the shoes. I just love how progressive you guys are that if your friend came out as a dog, you'd still be friends with them. I would not be friends with somebody that came out. I wouldn't go on walks with them, but like if you still play basketball or something.

How? With a dog? Airbud? Airbud? Yeah. No, but like not in the costume. I mean, like, you got to take that shot off. No, they're that.

That's their thing. You're not that 24-7. Yes. When someone comes out to you as gay, they are gay. Like they don't like just, they're not straight around you and then go begin. Like they would be a dog. This is a suit that the man has to dress into. You don't dress it to be a gay.

Yeah, yeah. You get jewelry costumes when you're gay too. Yeah, like, what the fuck? Roy's like, no, he's only gay on the weekends. Like, what? No, that's what you're saying. I'm saying this person is a dog now. They're a dog.

They don't take the suit off. He has to. To go to the bathroom, he takes a suit off. No, he, 14 fucking grand. He better be able to take a shit out of that thing. Yeah, there's a poop shoot. You don't know that. What if he

But not seriously What if there's like a hole Where if he has to pee He like He puts his feet His feet is through the hole in peace Can he get arrested for that? And like human shit

And like dog shit is just different Who cleans after him? Human shit is awful And does he eat dog food Because I don't think that sits well With human stomachs Probably has a raw diet The bottom line is this dude

Is mentally ill He has no friends Or else he wouldn't be going down this road Coming off the dog guy, let's start with... What if he left the voicemail? What would it sound like? It's mad barks. This is a bathroom question.

I'm going to get straight to it. I thought all my life I thought that bidetes were like $3,000. But randomly I found out, but days are like $20 on Amazon. Yeah. So I got one and I'm like five shits deep. And I got to say, it's one of the best decisions I've ever made in my life. So my question to mall is getting water sprayed up your ass hip hop.

When you say it like that? Haram! Getting water sprayed up your ass is not hip hop. But having a bidet and making sure your ass is clean and not having streaks in your drawers, is hip-hop. That's the same thing, though, a bidet and the... I wish bidet's were hip-hop because that word rhymes with so much stuff and the amount of entendres Rick Ross could come up with with bidet.

I wish it was hip-hop. Yeah, no, I mean, having a dirty ass is not hip-hop. You need a good bidet after wingstop. Yeah, I mean, for some rappers it is, but that's... I think dirty ass is hip-up. Yeah, that's nasty. I'm not mad at a bidet. I'm not mad at cleaning, never being, you know, clean and smelling good.

I'm never mad at that. Bade's camp. So Badais and I have not wash your ass in the shower? Right. Yeah, but I mean, if you in midday and you take a shit, you don't have to jump in the shower right after you take a shit. I'm saying people that look at Badez as not hip hop is weird to me because like you do not wash your ass.

What's wrong with the, wrong with that? Having to Badares. No, that's a different. It's one stream falling down on you running through your crack. That's how you wash your ass. Well, I'm just saying like that's how the water in a shower. You should scrub a little bit.

That's how the water in the shower falls. A bidet is like a direct shot. Yeah, it's cleaning your ass. After you take a shit, it's cleaning your ass. So that's not hip-hop? No, having water squirted in your ass because if somebody just squirts water in your ass, it's like, whoa, that's not.

But I'm just saying, I said having a bidet is hip-op. Cleaning your ass. So having a bidet is hip-up. Yeah, being clean is hip-op. Having a bidet in, like, your own house, though, would be tough. No, it's not. It's actually really simple.

They got the smart toilets now. No, you don't even have to do all that. It's like, they have, like, an attachment. Yeah. Okay. Oh, I was... Does it connect to the water source? Yeah.

Try I go on YouTube. That's mad to do it myself. I don't have to get tips. Do you have a bit... No, but hot water. We should get them for the studio. I asked for a regular toilet seat and y'all said, no, we can't do that

because you don't know what the people in the building one in their bathroom. That sounds like something Benner would say you not us. Did Benner say that to you? Because we would not say that. Him and Benner. I relayed what Benner said. I don't give a fuck what seat you want.

Just unscrew it. It's fucking... It's two screws. I hate... First of all, I hate the whole shoe. toilet seats. I hate those nasty.

They're widest. I hate those toilet seats. The first thing I said was, yo, can we order new toilet seats? Him and Benner were standing right there.

No, because we don't want to, you know, it's not out bad from we don't own. I'm like, don't put that on me. Toilette? Well, we know Bennett doesn't listen in the podcast,

so we should get the automatic bidet like when you, like it just does it on its own and just have Benner go in there. Just like even when you're not taking the shit? Yeah. Like, yeah, it's on a timer. Once you flush it.

Once you flush it just does it. Well, flush him while you still sitting down and don't have a bidet is kind of nuts. That is crazy. Flushing when you sit down. Yeah, I do not flush when you're sitting down still? In my home? Yes.

Well, your home probably doesn't have a strong. Like, yeah, an aggressive. Where it splashes on your ass. That extra suck. There's a lot of toilets that I would be way too scared. No. The handle has too much tension on it. I know there's a lot of water pressure coming out of that.

So y'all don't courtesy flush when y'all take your shit somewhere? No. Fuck you up. You all let it stew? Yeah, y'all supposed to courtesy flush. Y'all let it stew? Depends what I'm. But how long y'all think I'm going to be on the toilet for?

You courtesy flush at your house by yourself? Yeah. No one goes to your house. He loves himself. Yeah. What you mean? Like, as soon as I drop, if I'm not feeling good, I look at it. You're just to make sure.

Yeah, you got to look at shit. You're the problem with the water epidemic now. No, you got to look at shit. Flint doesn't have water and you're just flushing away on every that's in state. Yeah. This is New York. Because we got the Hudson right there. Yeah, absolutely.

Okay, so we're going to get new toilet seats and bidets. I don't think we need a bidet. I mean, but y'all take you and Julian take massive shits here, so I don't know. First of all. Look at all on my jacket, man. What is happening this episode? You take a shit every day. That is not true.

I pee a lot. I drink a lot of water. How many shits have you taken in the studio? What do you think I fucking have a tally? At least five. A day? He's definitely sad here more than five times. What does that mean?

You live five blocks away. But like, I'm not going to run home. Yeah. If I were you, I would run home to shit. No, but I mean like, if you guys live in New Jersey. You guys aren't here. I'm going to shit. I'm going to prop the door open.

I think you leave your house to come here to shit. He came here one day to shit and was like, I just can't make it home. I said you live five blocks. No, that's not true. I was, you twisted it. I was on my way to a date, which was in not far from here. You took a shit and then went on a date. Well, I wanted some wine too.

We had wine here. Yo, taking a shit and they going and meet up with a car. Wait, wait, wait, wait. You weren't here already? you were walking to the date and did a reroute? It was after we recorded. I went home. Okay.

I went home, got ready. But the date was like passed here. So I was on my way back down here. And then I... So you was home. He rerouted. I took a shower. Got dressed.

Came back out the house. Stopped in the studio to take a shit. And they go on a date? No, because the Mares was here. And on the way here, I got a text that she was going to be late. So I had like 20 extra minutes to kill. So I was like, oh, we have wind to the studio. I'll just hang out with the day.

doesn't whine. I wasn't like I need to shit. It just happened while I was here. And you didn't go shower? No. You had a shitty ass on a date. I canceled the date anyway. I was going to ask if you went on the date and beat.

You know what's crazy is that like you could tell that's the thing you do often? Because I wasn't talking about that time. I was talking about the time you and Roy were coming from Philly. I was talking about the time you were coming from Philly and you had to go home and get dressed. And instead of going home and get dressed, you came here, took a shit and then went home and got dressed. Oh, I had a girl. That is a fact. That did happen.

He loves to. But to be fair, if I'm going home to shower, my toilet is like right next to my shower. Like, I don't want to come on. Let me. He comes to the studio. Wait, but didn't I drop you off at your house? While I'm eating my fucking hummus and drinking my teeth and I have to smell your asshole. You come here to shit.

I knew it. Roy was going to drop me off my apartment. But traffic was bad. So remember I jumped out of the car. Oh, yeah. Okay. Yeah, he had a shit so bad. He jumped out of my car and ran to the studio to shit.

That's because you'd just be eating anything. That's so. not true. I'm a really healthy eater. How does your stomach just operate like that? People take shits in the middle of the day. You're supposed to take five shit today. You're supposed to take five shit today? I saw it in the movie, this is the end. That was the end. They had prostate cancer. Taking five shit today is crazy. Five shits a day for three summers.

You're supposed to shit after every meal, technically. Technically. Well, what's a meal to find a meal? What do you mean? I'm like maybe two. Yeah, I'll do like two a day. I'll take two a day. I'm not taking five shit in a day. Five shit. I mean, there's been, that's happened to me before. You were sick? Yeah. Yeah.

Or, you know. Just have the runs talking about me. Yeah. Yeah, you almost didn't make it to recording. I was fucked up that morning. I got up at 6.30. My stomach was on fire. I will say during the Hennie Palluzzi days, not the Ducey ones.

That's, I think, the difference between those two coniacs. It's getting up there. Yeah. It was a little over, too. Ugh. A hangover shit? With Hennessy? That's the worst.

Ooh. See, that's why that was. one of the reasons why I stopped drinking. I can't, I just, that feeling of having this shit and your head is just, oh. Yeah, any shits weren't it. That ain't it. Yeah, but having a bidet is. Oh, what was this question?

He said it's having, getting water squirted in your ass hip hop. I actually, that's not hip-hop. Speaking of which, I do have an issue with Yomi with our vlog coming out. Okay. Yomi just is, I'm never on camera and you can even tell in the vlog. Never in my part of behind the scenes until I have to come out of the bathroom when I had too much gas. Oh, that's when Yom got you? Roy went the bathroom.

he had the lens right in my face coming out the bathroom. He went in the bathroom and farted and then came out and the camera was on him. Yo, it was a crazy fart though. I respect you going in the bathroom. I thought. He left the door open. No, I've shit in the studio before. But I'm saying I thought I had to shit at that time.

But I went in there. It was just a false alarm. Got it. He came out of the bathroom and like the camera. You know when you fart in the bowl and it like hits the reverb? Oh, yeah. It echoed. Yeah.

It came out while it was still echoing. Oh, okay. The bathroom is good acoustics. What can I say? So everyone here is taking the shit in the studio. You have. Don't act like you've never taken a shit in the studio. You had a young lady come here and do it.

No, she did not. Yeah, stop. She'd be emceeded. That was the fucking sewer that smells like sewer, nigga. That was not, she would not do that. It hasn't happened since, though. Because Julian poured bleached down the drain. That was like last week I poured bleach in the way.

And it smelled like shit before that. Women's shit. It's okay. Some of the baddest bitches have dropped the craziest heat. Trust me, she would not take shit here. She wouldn't even get comfortable enough to take a shit in here. Yomi said she has a shit here. Yomi says she has a shit here.

matters you shit here before what gave you that idea like fuck you just because we we heard it one day you didn't you never heard me shit in here i don't think i was here you've never heard me shit in here it's a half no you haven't oh you mean waiting to everybody's leave i i the only time i've went to the bathroom here everybody was gone i'll go in there and scroll on tic-tok but i've never shit in here that's weird you can scroll on tic-tok on the couch right yeah we've like four couches it's just no one's in there with me and it's like relaxing but no one's here well who's usually in the bathroom when you're shooting No, but when I'm in the bathroom,

you want you want me to go with you? You know what? Get in formation. Say, y'all are crazy for taking shit to the studio. What's our next voicemail? I don't know how we got to. I sanitize the toilet so far as it.

Got to. Got the chlorox wipes and then everything. I hover. You squat? No way. No way you don't squat. He comes here to taking shit. He gets comfortable here.

I don't. No, you don't. You're lying. You put your ass on that. A plank. And you probably laid He brings his back against the back of the toilet Yeah, he bought

He sits on that horseshoe in there Take my shirt off Yeah, for sure You're leaning your back on the back of the toilet It's fucking nuts Who sits all the way back to the toilet? You're leaning back while you shit You know sitting all the way back on the toilet

Like you're getting a haircut It's fucking crazy Yo Imagine taking a shit like this Are you just chilling? Why? Julia would be sitting back like he getting the hair cut? Like, yo, what's role with you, bitch?

Sit up. He's looking a burkestone massage chair. Julian is the type to get butt ass in a public bathroom. One of a lot of ass. Socks off everything. Everything. He hangs his jeans over the stall. They be like, yo, who in there?

His Lulu lemons hanging over the fucking stall. Yo, Julian, you got to stop taking shit in the studio. All right, man. Next voicemail. Yeah, okay, sure. But we're getting up a day. 100%. Hey, y'all.

My name is Olivia, and I'm from D.C. I've been meeting to ask you all this question. It's kind of funny because Maul kind of sparked it in the last pod. Good job, Maul. So basically, I was dating this guy, and he introduced me to his favorite podcast, and then we fell out. And I wanted to be petty. So I can't get Drake. Like, that's kind of far-fetched.

but I can get his favorite podcaster. So I was making sure that I looked good at my IG story. When I followed this man, obviously he followed me back. Then we've been talking. We've been meeting up. We've been going on dates. And she's kind of getting kind of serious. So he's been asking me like, oh, like, how did you even find me?

Like, you don't know the podcast. Like, how did you, because it's a nigga podcast, really. And I'm like, well, it was on my Explorer page. He doesn't believe it because my Explorer page is. lashes, bundles, and puppies. Same. And I really just don't know what to tell this man because that's kind of corny, being a fan, and then that's why I'm with this man.

But it's even cornier that I was low-key plotting to hurt another nigger's feelings. You're the worst. So I just don't know what to say. And I really like him, and he really likes me. And, like, I don't know what to do. What's her name again? Girl, keep lying. What's her name again?

Olivia from DC, you're the fucking worst. I mean that respectfully. So she's dating a podcast that her ex-boyfriend put it on to? Yeah, just a daddy. Her ex-boyfriend liked this podcast. They split up. And out of spite, she went to go find this dude to spite fuck him. And then ended up liking the dude.

And that was lying to the new dude on how she found out about him because it was the ex-boyfriend. And the only reason she hit the new guy up that she likes is because she wanted to spite. It was a spite. Also, option number one was Drake. And then it was this podcast. I'd rather you fuck my favorite. artist than like fuck my favorite podcaster like the podcasters are the part of my

day to day like so is that artist yeah nah people listen to their favorite podcast like that's a part of their day like they wake up there's a routine you listen to your favorite artist too yeah but you switch up artists you don't switch up your podcast podcast podcast is why it yeah yeah you guys have the same inside

jokes yeah yikes a lot of the same lingo you know how many people steal mall and your lingo like yeah yeah you got that dog and you sis. I like that. But don't talk about that. That's sick, though. That's a sickness where I, that's going to continue on if she doesn't address it and come clean. Nah, just lie.

Yeah, it was really going to be gangstab. She's like, yeah, you know, I was just trying to spite fuck and da-da-da-da-da. That's content. Homie hit her with, nah, he told me. They don't know each other. You don't know that? What's the podcast? Are y'all on her side or no?

She at call asking for advice. No, I'm not on her side. I think she's an awful human being. person. But she called, first of all, she's a fan of you guys podcast.

She called asking you for it. I like Doja Cat. I think a lot of our fans are awful human beings. They represent us. Are you going to give her advice or no? I want her to call back.

First of all, I want her to, uh, what's the pod? Yeah, I got a note. Yeah, tell us what the pod is first. What's the pod?

And is it mall that you're talking about. Are the earlier, your leisure boys married? See, now you start a put. Yeah, see. She's trying to.

I was just, did DJ Evie son you here? I think so. DJ envious. Is it messy that I am really curious with the podcast is? Kind of. No, that's not nasty.

You're a podcaster. Yeah, I get it. Damn, what is you? I can assure you it's not me. Right. More than positive. Well, give us a call back so we can kind of get more details.

I want to know what the podcast. Damn, I don't want that to get out there. No, but we'll play it again on Patreon. I'm going to get it. her like hindsight advice. She should have never lead it with even really knowing the pod like that.

Yeah. She should have been like, oh, it's more like I saw a clip. I thought it was funny, so I followed you. It's too late. And then deaded it right there. Like she, she's just a bad liar to begin with. Yeah.

Fuck her. She's adding to much like factors into this. That voice male is also from like a couple months ago. I'm trying to play older ones. So who's to say, who knows if they're even still dating? Oh, let's find out. Curious. Oh yeah.

So you definitely got to give us a call back. Let us know if you're still dating. if you told him and how that whole thing went. I would be crushed if I was the ex, by the way. I'm so sensitive that I feel away like if you go to a restaurant, I put you on to, let alone fuck to the dude that I. Do you think the ex knows? Well, that did kind of happen to me, which I've talked about on this podcast.

Not a podcaster. Yeah. The ex got to know. Because what's the point if the ex doesn't know? What's the point of get back if the get back never knows? I was going to say, if she's seriously dating that podcaster, then they probably posted together, which that would set it off. Nah, no.

Podcasters, we move in something. For sure. We back quite. My boy right there. Paul says the blueprint. Oh, boy. Yeah. We got one more.

Let's do one more. That's one. Why do women get a past for having a bad attitude just because they forgot to eat? I don't, I'm not understanding why it's such a hard concept for women to understand that eating daily. is kind of like like that's to happen you have experienced that

you have to pee when they need to pee why do I'm dealing with a lot of women they just like holding their piss somehow okay if you guys can

you know elaborate on those two maybe get some answers demeris please but yeah yeah because they're dealing with a guy

that has a boost mobile phone in 23 hey what the fuck was he you couldn't get us a better voice money than that the fuck I mean

this is a good question I want uh he's not directed to his question to his question, I've been looked at as very pessimistic when I bring up. I've never understood that did you eat today

and how romantic that is. Because I kind of feel him. I don't ask women I'm talking to if they ate today. And I know that that's a red flag, but I'm like, if you're an adult, do I need, that's a red flag? Wait, that's a thing. You don't ask, you don't ask your girl if she ate?

She's an adult. Well, that's different. Not yet, like, since pregnancy to now, yeah, drastically different. But before, like, you're an adult. I may ask what did you eat. Right. Okay.

But I never saw the romance. And I like to think of myself as kind of romantic sometimes. I just don't see the romance in... So she just laughed at you? Yeah, I'm ignoring her. I'll take that person. I'm not the only one that laughed. Okay.

Yomi, you laughing too? Oh, shit. Oh, wow. Wow. She's still laughing. I heard your gas in the bathroom. You're not that romantic. She didn't laugh.

She's still laughing. I just didn't see the romance and being like, did you eat today? Like you're 27. It's not always about romance. A lot of women just really do forget to eat. Like there's all, like they just do. Me personally, I'm greedy.

So I don't, the only time I forget to eat is if I'm busy. Like if I'm busy, I'll forget to eat. But just if I'm chilling, I'm going to eat. But a lot of girls, they don't eat and they don't pee. You have to remind them. That's reminding someone to pee and you have to remind a girl to pee. I could see if a person's busy and they don't eat and a nice reminder like, hey, I know you're busy today. Make sure you have some.

snacks so you can keep moving. But you be like, hey, just make sure you pee today. Go to the bathroom. Yeah, like your body, that's something that your body will remind you. Like, you don't need to. Now when they're busy, maw. Who? Women. Not even just busy. A lot of girls just hate getting up to pee. That's ridiculous. Like when you sleep? Women get a lot of kidney infections from that. Yeah. When you sleep in? Like when they just woke up and they know, like, you know, when you just woke up, you're supposed to go straight to the bathroom. A lot of women will sit there and just not go. I am one of those women.

Baby feeling too comfortable to get up. Yeah. That's very, very. I've gotten better at it because my best friend actually died from a kidney infection and it ruined her kidneys. But yes, it was a thing. I had to acknowledge that. Wow. That's scary.

Our way to answer that question now. But also, Rory, don't act like you don't forget to eat sometimes. So, like, that's why you're like, when you're 27, you forget to eat mad times. There's been times where I've had to remind you to eat. I agree, but I didn't think of it as romantic. Yeah. She was like, oh, you're right. But if the person that you love, which she does, well, she reminds you to.

to eat. You don't think that that's the way of her showing you love. Did she bring any food? That's different. Yeah. Don't say like, did you eat and then not? Yeah, you didn't even have anything to give me? Is this a question and then resolve? Are you just proposing something that I obviously do? Well, sometimes it's just a reminder. And now you just remind me I'm hungry. Now I got to go eat now. Because now I'm thinking about food. But if you're like, hey, did you eat? Here's a salad. Nice. But I'm more, I'm more so.

Yeah. I mean, yeah. But she just pulled a salad out of her pocket. I mean like, though, thank you. Like, yeah. Like, what did you get that from? You're speaking to, like, different scenarios than I am. I'm talking about, like, the memes where it's like he didn't ask me if I ate today. It's red flag. Like, that to me is crazy rather than someone like you're in a real long-term relationship with

and you say to them before you leave the house, hey, I have to do this, this, this, this, this, and they know you're super busy. So they'll shoot you a text, say, hey, reminder, get a fucking turkey sandwich, idiot. That to me is way more romantic than when you first start dating someone. and they're at their job and you're like, did you eat today? Like, yeah, I'm an adult. That was actually a whole argument on Twitter. This guy asked this girl like, did you eat today? And she said no.

And he was like, damn. I think that would be a normal. Everybody was eating her up because she was like, okay, so he's like, I'm done with him. I'm sure most women were like, why didn't you offer to send her Uber Eats? Exactly. Well, don't ask me if I ate, if we're just getting to know each other or whatever, don't ask me. Why are you asking me if I ate if you're not going to feed me? So we agree.

Stupid question. Because I think it's a dumb fucking question. Yeah, for sure. But if you're going to, if you're going to. People just don't know what to ask. Remedy that. That's also. They're trying to have a conversation.

Bad conversation. You just ask people's stuff and you don't think about like, okay, but what if she didn't eat then how are you going to? Because then you're bearing the responsibility of like, now I got to be there. But not necessarily, even if you're not bearing responsibility, it's like, what difference does it make if I ate or I didn't? Yeah. What the fuck does that issue?

It's like, no, I didn't eat. Now what? Like are you going to like feed me? Like are you popping up in 10 minutes with a meal? Like I'm going to eat eventually. I just haven't eaten yet. Like it's okay. Like you don't have to ask.

I mean, but if it's like your girlfriend, then it's like you didn't eat. Like you want something? Yeah. I'm about to pick something up. And when it brings something like, then it's something like,

you know, like that. But if it's just a girl, you're just kicking to it. You shouldn't ask it. That's what I'm speaking to, the dating phase of that question. But now that I know of what Demerish has brought up

about women laying in bed and apparently this gentleman knows as well, I'm going to switch up the good morning beautiful text messages to hey oh go piss hey bitch get up and piss Yeah Did you pee today? Did you piss today? Did you pee today? Did you pee today? You sure? Kidney's good That pee things crazy I pee a lot of coffee too though I like about a cup or two a day but I drink about like three or four of these a day too That has to do with the shit too right isn't coffee I don't drink coffees yeah the coffee definitely well that's that's why I think I shit in the studio is because I

Okay, so no more coffee is the studio. Well, they say the doctors say you're not supposed to have coffee within like the first hour or two when you wake up. You need to let your body naturally like. Dr. Hubert. Yeah, it's shit together on the scientific terms. Who's that Dr. Umar, right? Yeah. He was just with a shorty.

He saw the picture. He was suki. Oh, they did link up. Yeah. Big links. Huge. So by the time I get to the studio, that's when I'll have my coffee and then like 20 minutes after that. If I taste, if I hate the taste of coffee, what should I,

drink. Try match. Tea. No, I drink tea all the time. Chai tea. I can make you macho latte. Like in the coffee world. Oh, black tea. Macha latte. A chai tea latte or a matcha latte. I like chai. What does that say? Lachias. What does chai taste like? I'll make you a matchel. I'll bring it.

But it's coffee though, right? Have you ever had a London fog? Have you ever had like Earl Gray? I mean, London was very foggy. Not the weather. Like, you ever have any breakfast? Yeah. It's kind of like that. Okay. It's similar. It's good. But it is a coffee bean.

right no no it's a tea it's a spice oh i drink tea okay well this is a different like you want to try coffees where you're trying to get it i want to yeah i need some type of caffeine that's not well not celsius black tea edit yeah that's what chai is yeah it's black tea with spices i'll bring you uh i'll bring uh i'll bring uh my little macha station and i'll make everybody my pops try to make me an espresso because he's a little expresso because he's a little express here we said here we go you did him say i'm gonna bring you my macha station the whole station i want to fight this dude. I want to be your first fight. I want to be your first fight.

I want to be your first fight. That's my romantic. I want to pop your cherry for real. Why don't you have a matcha station? Like what the fuck? I'd be barista in at home. Oh my God. After the salmon. No, it's pre-sand. This is a morning. Do you make women cough macho lattes in the morning after?

Of course he does. Yeah, you do. Everything that Julian has in his house is for me. It's an entrapment for a woman that comes over. It's like a It's off for Julian. It's literally for me. And it's probably off of it. Look, if I, a matcha station. It's definitely for a girl to be like, you have a watch station. Can I have one? Because that's going to get her to stay a little longer.

You got, nah, you got to know Julian better than it. Julian likes shit like that. I like shit like that. Yeah, you like shit like that. You know there's a word for you, but we can't use it no war. What is it? Democrat. Oh, okay. Ecclectic. You think you're eclectic? Renaissance. I think you're a

I was going to say vinyl collector, but if you want to go with that shirt. Yeah, I just put it out there. You're big All right. If we can use that word? Oh, man. Eddie, can we leave one of them?

No. It has nothing to do with a sexuality, though. Beep to make you. Now you're explaining it worse. So many of my favorite podcasts say it freely and they never, it doesn't matter. It's because. I feel like it's back, but we don't know. No.

Relax. Some of your favorite podcasts, we can keep all this. Some of your favorite podcasts are in the comedy world. That word is accepted in the comedy world. We're funny. We are not in that world. We're funny. It's hilarious.

What am I? Our shit is in the timeline, like, timeline, hate everything demo. We don't have the luxury of the comedy podcast world where they can state things. A timeline is waiting for us

to say something wrong. They're waiting for... We don't have that demo, unfortunately. Oh, yeah. So the part where I'm in a KKK hoodie that sounds like your fault. The white woman in blackface, that's cool. That's cool. That's an IG clip.

Yeah, that's a clip. And they already think you're racist, so it's okay. It's all right. everybody think you're racist. This guy also asked why women are allowed to have attitudes because they haven't eaten. Do you guys pay women any attention with that?

Attitudes. Women are allowed to have attitudes because they're women. If you don't like women having attitudes, go date men. But then men have... Here we go. That's what I was waiting for. Is she about to say that?

Yes, and here's the thing. I believe in double standards. So I have to be all the way with double standards and accept that women are allowed to have attitudes and men are not. Because I believe in other double standards. So I have to be consistent with... What she said is basically what I just called Julian.

It's the same thing. Worded differently. She's a cunt. I just, he just called me a cunt? Well, that's the woman version of the word we can't say. No, cut in the F-bomb are not the same.

They're similar if you're describing a certain man's behavior and a woman's behavior. Because it's not has anything to do with your sexual orientation. You're being fucking annoying. I'll call myself a cunt. He's not being annoying. He's being a pansy. That's different. Same, same word.

It's more socially accepted, but same word. I like, I like pansy. I love pansy is funny. Oh, I love pansy. This isn't going to help my case, but I get hangary occasionally. Yeah, no, Julian actually gets hangary. It's hilarious. The fact that you said hangary, you're a f***.

Can we keep this one? You can we keep that one at least? Are you kidding me? He called this up angry. Not now, not currently. I ate. But at times, I have, I. can get, yeah. He definitely gets hangary. I definitely

get hungry. You've seen me. Cory does too. I don't get hangary. You definitely get angry. When? Thank you. Do I eat or do I get hangary? Like, pick one. You definitely get hangary. You eat. What are my hangary? What? What do? When has Rory been hungry? I don't think I've ever seen it. I've never seen hangary on tour. Oh, but now you say that? No, maybe my personality is just fucking in Seattle.

Because you don't eat. That's why. Went in Seattle. Oh, we went to the steakhouse? They didn't deliver our food. The food I ordered the green room, they fucked up. And the guy left it outside the venue. A homeless man stole it.

That was free basing. I remember that. And then you were like, where's our fucking food? That wasn't hangary. That was the annoyance. That was the 3% Semetic in meat. Semetic in meat. That we paid for a service and that service was not met.

Yeah. That wasn't because we stole your food. You think I was excited for the food in Seattle? I just, wow. I was being a white man. That's what I was. That was Karen before it was hangary. That's true, I guess.

I'm way more Karen than I am hungry. I definitely saw them all hangary. When? I forgot where we land. He's, that's his personality. That's what it was. We landed, where did we go? We went to, fuck, I forgot where we went to, but I remember you ordered the only

vegan food that was available there, and then they stole our food, remember? They stole. Oh, Atlanta. There you go, yeah. But that was okay. Oh, yeah, you were pissed. No, but that was because, no, you were pissed. But I was only.

I was only pissed because I ordered it because everything else was closing. Yeah. And it got delivered to the hotel. So they made it there. And then somebody stole it. But that was bad at 14. He left it like in the middle of the fucking. No, but that's what that was the, that was the drop off.

Now you see my Seattle anger. That was the drop off. That shit was like nowhere near the front. It was like, bro, anybody could walk by and take that. Like, why would you leave my food? How long did you leave it down there for? Not that long. Maybe 15 minutes.

Yeah. Maybe that's a wild. Bad bishops up there. Nah, but... No, we was on our way to the hotel. Oh, yeah. I ordered it from the airport. Before you close, we do have a callback.

We're going to start Patreon with, so subscribe. And we're going to answer another call back. Yeah, yeah. We're starting to come in, so... Before we close, I do want to say, rest in peace to Paul Rubin's, uh, iconic, legendary actor known as Pee B. Herman. Yep. In one of my favorite movies, Blow.

Uh, he passed away at the age of 70 after a private battle with cancer. Um, child, one of my childhood, biggest memories, Peeby's Big Adventure. And you used to have to carry that movie in my backpack whenever I went to the babysitters. That was a movie I wanted to watch every day. It's a great movie. Great movie. Classic movie.

So rest in peace. I hope he gets to Heaven's Gates and tells him, large, Marge sent him. Tell him large Marge sent you. So rest and peace to Paul Rubens. Yeah. Passes away at the age of 70. Rest and peace. Prays condoluses to his family.

For sure. all right so uh what we're doing this week man what you got going on uh recording recording work yeah content yeah we have some more stuff coming out more stuff on patreon i hope everyone enjoyed the first episode of my karma is beautiful yes seen a lot of seen a lot of good uh feedback from it people uh feeling it people enjoyed it yeah um and we got some more that we're going to be doing some more artists that we're going to be highlighting on that platform as well um so definitely stay tuned to that we have some special stuff stuff, some special interviews coming up for Hip Hop 50 celebration.

So hopefully, you know, people enjoy that. Have some good conversations. Has some real good conversations that we're going to have coming out of that with some of those guests as well. So stay tuned for that. But we'll be back later on in the week to talk to y'all. Enjoy your week. Be blessed. Be safe.

Enjoy the summer. And we'll be back soon. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win.

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