New Rory & MAL - Episode 190 | Kai Cenat, Jamie Foxx, & The Montgomery Race Wars
Episode Date: August 8, 2023We’re here to end the race war. Rory has a gift for Mal. We do a brief weekend recap then get right into the fights over the weekend. First we start with the Montgomery brawl. A beautiful display of... unity. We break down the game film. Then we discuss the baseball fight and finally the only real fight, Jake Paul vs. Nate Diaz. Meanwhile in NY Kai Cenat incited a riot. Not every altercation over the weekend was physical…Jamie Foxx caught a stray from Jennifer Aniston. It’s time for voicemails. Today we start with some music advice. Then some relationship advice where we end up talking about Eminem and jacuzzis. We wrap with a “is this hip-hop?” question about cats. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this, predict Tory’s sentencing, + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Happy birthday hip-hop.
No.
One that my granddad gave me.
They say one day that's going to round up, well, that shit might fly in the soon.
First of all, I want to, uh...
That was the counting.
I want to start off by saying, you came in today.
And I didn't know how I was in the field once I saw your face.
Okay.
I was like, I don't know.
This could be today.
But ultimately, things were good.
Energy was right.
And then you had a peace offering.
I did, yes.
Excuse me?
So you had a watermelon.
But I just want to make it clear that.
I was already bringing that.
It had nothing to do with the weekend.
Yeah.
It just kind of like, it's like, if you're,
your birthday is December 26th.
It had to do with Amara's birthday, but I figured this would be a great piece offering.
Yes.
For, you know, this weekend's activities.
I also did bring in a Pepsi can.
Yeah.
Just as a reminder that, you know, police brutality is over.
Thank you to the Jenners.
Yeah.
And Pepsi as well.
But I feel like maybe I shouldn't have came in today.
Yeah, I was kind of, I didn't know if you were going to come in.
It was a lot going on in the world this over the weekend.
tensions were high
you know
it seemed like the
the race war
has got underway
okay
you think it just started
I don't think it just started
I think now
it's kind of like the aliens
we're seeing more of them
yep
so it's like you know
it's like okay
they're here
yeah
so the race war is
it's now
it's now being televised
so I'm glad that you came in
with this peace offering
for watermelon
but I was kind of offended
because I do not think
I'm tapping on it and I'm trying to hear my ancestors.
I don't think this is a seeded watermelon.
Oh, shit.
So you can't plant the seeds of hate in peace.
Or is it like what's that Trojan?
I can't speak.
Trojan trick.
You know when they hid something in the Trojan horse?
It's called the castle.
Yeah.
What did you hide in the watermelon?
Yeah.
So I don't know.
Semen.
I don't know how I feel about it.
But thank you for this.
It's not seedless.
Spread your white seed all over the place.
It could be a trick, though.
You never know.
But although I am allergic to watermelon, I do thank you for this.
You're allergic to watermelon?
Never heard of anyone being.
Oh, and I'm not black.
When you say, I'm allergic to melons.
I'm allergic to can'talob.
Wait, even that comet was anti-black.
I'm allergic to, like, cantaloupe, honeydew.
You're just allergic to melons.
Yeah.
What a really weird form of racism to, like, give somebody a watermelon?
Watermelon and chicken, like those two things are delicious.
Yeah.
Love it.
Like, oh, you guys like two of the most delicious things ever.
Uh-huh.
You're like a balanced diet
Is that a balanced diet though?
I mean the fried chicken and watermelon
You get your protein sores and watermelon
Well I guess I guess
But I do love watermelons
But they do make my fucking
Mouth and tongue itch
So nice
I mean
Gotta deal with it
It is what it is
I suppose
Well how did you guys feel
I'm on the back burner today
I don't know how much I can really
I don't know how much I can really
Say because I didn't show up for
For my people
Uh huh
Clearly we were outnumbered and outmanned
I didn't get an email
and they didn't bring it up in the last meeting
that I thought I needed to be in Alabama.
Well, before we go there.
Before we go there, aside from this,
how was everyone's weekend?
It's cool.
Anybody did anything, went anywhere?
I went to New Jersey Barbecue, which was fun.
We talked about that.
That was cool just to be the old guy under the tree.
How do you feel now being the old guy at the barbecue?
I like it.
I got to bring Amara.
A lot of people I only get to see like once a year.
You know, got some...
Oh, is that type of barbecue?
Like, you can bring the family?
It's both.
That's like...
I thought it was like a little freak make type of thing.
No, it's both.
That's kind of the beauty of it.
Like the outskirts of it are where the older people hang out and watch them a distance.
And then in the middle is just all the fuck shit.
Okay.
And all the nasty and handsy things that happen.
Got you.
Okay.
Did you stroll?
I did not stroll now.
Did you short of shoulders?
But, you know.
Do you bring waterbell?
You didn't stroll with them are in you?
No.
I did not.
Could have gotten to you...
It's funny.
She peeped all these.
energy because I brought her into like a group photo of everyone from my era and she immediately
started crying louder than she ever had and I was like yeah you can sense yeah these people abused
me yeah pieces of shit little pieces of shit these guys are yeah it was it was a good uh good thought
process from her to really know the energy she was around but it was cool weekend just did that
came right back home um right to this news yep nice um so well julian you went to you had a
street a block party that you were trying to give me to come to i was outside of every
day since Tuesday.
Fuck yeah.
I like that.
Since last Tuesday.
It's when the Dreamville guys are here.
It just kind of becomes a whole thing.
You just become a fiend, if you will.
Big dream.
Yeah.
But your dreams just become a reality.
It wants the Dreamville boys.
Dream those dreams?
I met Cole finally during the week.
That was cool.
Nice.
I was in the studio with them for a bit.
I heard a lot of these shit.
Those guys are great.
Like, they just kind of do these camps.
And for guys that are just like the biggest degenerates, I know,
they are also insane, like hard workers.
When they lock into the studio, it's just like they just produce.
I saw a video of Jay Cole and Adam Sandler hooping on a house.
So I should have been.
I missed it.
It was while we were recording.
I got a text.
Like, we're going on a bike ride and play basketball.
And I was like, oh.
Everything Julian loves.
Literally my.
With your bike was here.
My weekly routine.
Yeah.
They were just on my park.
Imagine they throwing backgammon, you would have been fucking sick.
No, he would have left.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Well, it seems like he was gatekeeping because you have.
your city bike here. I have my bike here.
We could have biked right out of here.
Could have put Edin in the, in the basket.
Damaris could have went on the pegs.
But Damaris got a biking shorts on today.
For sure, because she thought Trippy Red was on the first time.
She was like, I'm going to go ahead and trip him out.
We were supposed to have, we're supposed to have Trippie Red on the podcast today, but he had to
reschedule.
And Damaris didn't get that news.
So we got the outfit that, you know, young Tripp would have got.
Thanks, to my.
Young Tripp.
Damaris don't like that shit look
She don't find this shit funny at all
Anytime we do have a guest on a rap on
Like Demaris does make sure she has the legs covered a little bit
But today I guess she was just like
Yeah she was just like I'm let this thigh meat hang out for him
And see how this sparks a conversation
Out of all of our guests Trippie was the one I really wanted to
You know crazy things have had attitude
And I feel like you're blocking your blessings
Like what if you really hit it off
Like what if Trippy is your soulmate?
Yeah
Word
Like what if that happened to your type
what's her type
Trippy Red
tattoos
criminal record
does Trippy Red
don't put that on him
well he's been arrested
me
how do you know
how do you know that
how do I not
so you don't think I would
know the guests
that were sitting down
with it has been arrested or not
all right
aggravated assault battery
you run everyone's paperwork
before they know
no but I know who
Trippy Red is
like I don't know
he's been arrested before
that's what you want to lead with
what if he's done like
good things for the community
why don't we say
he has been
he actually was in a long
relationship
with a very beautiful girl
Do I feel
Because she posted a video
The other day
And I almost followed her
But I did not
Wait who is his ex-girlfriend
I think they broke up
Coy the Ray
Oh really?
No I wasn't
Oh I thought about
Coy okay
But also beautiful
Right
Yes but also beautiful
Yes
Well I plan on talking about
Conspiracy shit with him
So I didn't do like
My research
Relations can be conspiracy
Yeah
Okay
Like do we really
Me soulmates
Yeah
What really happened
With the source
Exactly
Yeah
I'm sure
He could give us
The inside information
But we will have
him on some time soon.
Things just had to get rescheduled due to his
business. So, Trippie, we're looking
forward to sitting down and kicking him with you soon.
Ed and Pete, you were out.
Ed and Peach. Yeah. You just here? No,
but I went to the Yankee game and I saw Peach.
Yeah, I just bumped in. You all right? Y'all didn't know y'all was both going to be there?
No. Oh, that's dope. In big assy stadium?
Y'all just bumped into each day. It was a busy-ass game.
How many Glyssies did you guys? They played the Astros, right?
I ate tenders, not Glyzisies.
We played out. They played Ashters and we lost 9 to 5.
The Yankees sucked this year.
Did you eat the tenders with like the soda and the tender?
No, I saw that shit and that was too much.
I'm a fat boy, but that's a lot for me.
I feel like men can't do that.
No, yeah.
What's the move?
You don't get into that.
No, that's fucking funny.
They have like these really big sodas and at the top you can attach like a circular thing.
Like the vice, yeah.
So that you can hold it on at once.
And then fries and then your straw is in the middle.
So you're like like this.
Yeah, it's kind of convenience.
It's a convenient thing.
That's like you don't have to have one hand free.
Just hold this and it holds everything else.
got one of your hand at a free hand.
Yeah.
You know, so you can be on your phone somewhere.
Yeah.
That can't happen.
Remember the menly shit where you had to like hold everything like this and walk back to your seat?
There's trades down.
I fucking left my wallet at Beyonce trying to do that dumb shit.
I wish I had.
Oh, maybe you ate chicken fingers at a Renaissance show?
Yes, I was starving.
I didn't eat all day.
It's wild.
They serve food at Beyonce shows.
People don't eat at Beyonce shows.
That's what I'm saying.
People don't eat.
Wait, no.
I'm like,
Concession was empty.
There was no line.
There was nothing.
People all there to work and be a part of the Renaissance.
And work.
Yeah, that was it.
And I was carrying all that shit and didn't drop my wallet.
But yeah.
See, that's why you lost your wallet because somebody saw you with our shit.
It was like, no, take her wallet.
She's not supposed to be eating.
These are for the gods now.
She has to pay her commission to the gods.
To the Renaissance gods.
You paid for the DC Metro to be funded.
No, I didn't drop $100,000.
No, I swiped it on your card.
Probably.
Yeah, but Beyonce dropped $100,000 for the DC Metro to run an extra hour because her concert got postponed.
Oh, that's nice of her
That's light
Light work
That's a tax right off
Just a little $100
Are you guys playing
Mind games with me now
Is there a reason why we haven't
Dove right into my people
Getting their asses whipped
I tried,
Maugh
I feel like this is
You're playing my games with me right now
No no no we letting this simmer
Yeah we're gonna get chill
You got to let this shit
You're confusing me
You know we let this
There would be a big victory lap
Yeah see we let in this
Victory lap
Letting this simmer a little bit
Letting this you know
Let's look if you
Put it in a crock pot
Yeah this is something
You really want to say
Like no I'm just you know
you feel some type of way
you call me a spick
first of all
speak is just a funny thing
even if it wasn't an insulting word
that word
that word is just allowed me
so yes
over the weekend
most of that stuff
from the mind of men's seeing
when I was a kid
that's sick
and deep did he
like the first time that that show came out
I was like what the fuck is a beiner
and a wetback
I had no idea what any of that
would you call me
because that's more so like
West Coaching
yeah I was a what is a beaner
Now, wet back, I get that off.
That's my shit.
Wet back is...
Why do you get that off?
Where do you get wild?
There's not even a body of water in Syracuse.
That's like an insult.
You just get that off on a regular like...
Who do you say that?
It's by a way different border.
How are you just getting wet back all?
Like, what type of shit is that?
Because that's fucking hilarious.
Yeah, but how you just get...
It is a funny term.
Yeah, but it's also insulting as fuck.
Like, you don't just get that off.
Like, that's crazy.
But yes, so over the weekend in Montgomery, right?
Yes, sir.
Small town.
Montgomery, Alabama.
Small town, Alabama.
There was a fist of cuffs, if you would, that made its rounds around the internet.
This had to be one of the crew.
This video is one of the more recent, like, quickly shared videos in a while for me.
Yeah.
It's amazing how many people sent me the same exact video.
It was a beautiful display of not only unity at the actual event, but the marketing and PR teams around.
It was a beautiful display
of how to spread this message out
as fast as possible.
This video might have saved Twitter.
I don't know if this video
saved Twitter, but it brought Twitter together.
Like, it reminded us why we love Twitter.
It brought Twitter together.
It brought the timeline together.
Everybody kind of chimed in
and had something to say.
Everybody shied in this video.
But it was really quiet on threads.
It wasn't much threat activity.
Yeah, no.
You needed a visual.
You needed a visual representation
of everything that happened
at this boat dock.
but this was a video of unison
this was a video of harmony
a video of togetherness
brotherhood righteousness solidarity
solidarity
and um
where do we start with this video
now the beginning of it the
the security guard so what happened was
a boat was docked in a spot on the dock
that it shouldn't have been because it needed to be clear
because another I guess what do you want to call it
a ferry a ferry a ferry was coming in
not me and they needed that space not you not a ferry a ferry uh was coming in the docked
and apparently the boat docked security guard told the people that they could not uh dock there
because they needed that space for a uh a ferry yes so he then proceeded to untie the uh the little dingle bell
whatever it's called dingle bell wait the rope the rope no what's about the boat he untied the little
dingy a lake boat it was a pontoon yeah a pontoon a pontoon a pontoon a pontoon a pontoon a pontoon a pontoon
Pondoon. That's the legal term, whatever you want to call it.
A pontoon. A floating flat surface.
Yeah.
Carrying the whites.
He proceeded to untie that and move it because he told them they couldn't be there.
But all right, this is where I was confused. They're white.
Yep.
So they should be able to like.
Oh, according to them, they can park anywhere.
Yeah.
Because they're white.
Right?
But they didn't know the security guard.
So what's the issue?
It was the issue. They didn't know the security guard on duty wasn't having that shit.
I told your asses you couldn't park here.
I have to have this space for the ferry that's coming in.
So now he untied it and he pushed the boat away from the dock and so he can float back a little bit.
So then the people that owned the boat came and they started arguing and all of that.
And then in true brother brotherly fashion, he made the call and he took his hat off and he threw it in the air.
And everybody knows since Bobby Schmerter, that means it's lit, it's on, it's time to get it popping.
Yeah.
And all hell broke loose after that.
not a Mitch, Mitch and, uh, in sight.
But it did appear like the whites were the aggressors in the beginning.
Oh, they were definitely the aggressors.
The hat was thrown.
I felt like more in self-defense.
Like, all right, just let you know.
No, the hat was thrown after a fist was thrown.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So after he got pushed, after he got pushed and a fist was thrown, he threw the hat to let it.
That was the signal like, I fuck this job.
I'm no longer on the clock.
It's time to kick some ass.
So when he does that, whew.
Now it's on.
It's lit.
The guy throws a punch.
The security guard proceeds to protect himself, defend himself.
He starts fighting back.
And actually, the whites that were there with him at first looked like they were trying to stop it
until the other gentleman came into the picture.
Yeah.
And it started to jump the security guard.
Well, here, I mean, two things, whites are no off rip.
When we wear flip-flops, we know we shouldn't engage in any fisticoves.
Right.
It's very tough to maneuver in flip-flops and on a splintery.
a dock like that.
Yes.
I don't feel like rolling around shirtless with my toes out.
Yeah, no, that's not a good idea.
You don't have no grip, no footing, no balance.
Your feet are full of wood chips now.
But yeah, the fighters on.
And then you see from the ferry that was waiting to come in, they were recording,
a gentleman jumped off of that ferry.
True.
A legend.
He was a gentleman that worked for the boat that they were on.
He worked for the ferry.
A hero.
And so he jumped off the boat to now help this gentleman that was getting
jumped. Who's been deemed
C murder. C murder.
Scuba Gooden Jr.
Yeah. Michael B. Phelps.
Aquame. Aquame.
I mean, a lot of names.
He's a local legend now. He's a legend.
I saw 21 salmon somewhere.
That made me laugh.
He's going to Tyrone Lachby.
Childish brand.
21's famine is crazy.
Listen, this gentleman's money
is no good in that town anymore.
He can eat for free wherever he goes. Absolutely.
He can eat for free. He got out the water and gave that dude
20 piece. No, they're going to do his birthday
on that ferry for sure. Yeah, they have to. They have to
on the dock, on the ferry. I was just
surprised that after swimming, because it looked like it was
a pretty, a lengthy swim.
Yeah. I said, there's no way this man is going to have any
energy to try. Yeah, like he, he's
not going to have any energy to fight after he
gets on the dock. If I was in the middle of this
squabble and I looked to my left
and saw someone swimming towards that
clearly was not on my team due to
the melanin, I don't know if I would have been
scared until he
easily pulled himself up off
that dock. Have you guys ever
swam like at summer camp and there's a dock?
Yeah. It's really hard to get the fuck out.
There's not a ladder. Not only that. He pulled himself
up so easily onto that
fucking dock. No, not only that. This is
what you got to take into account. He was
in it fully clothed.
He had some bad. Have you ever been pushed in the water at the pool party
which are like your clothes on? You know people want to throw you in the
pool. He's so heavy. And trying to get out. You have
pockets full of water trying to get out.
He had cargo shorts and a polo.
Yeah, this dude was in shape. For you to swim
like that and get out of that water so easily.
and then proceed to start throwing fists.
You were a guy that was prepared.
You were waiting for this moment your entire life.
It's even training.
Yeah, this was your time to get your shit off.
He's so ill.
He took his shoes on.
He took his shoes off after he got out.
Yeah.
Like, he didn't even, I would have lost that shit before him.
No, no, no, no, no.
I'm going to take these off at the dock
because I'm going to need these after we finished kicking ass.
Yeah.
So, yeah, the fight broke out.
He was like Paul Walker and Into the Blue.
You guys ever seen that with Jessica Alba?
Oh, yeah.
Great movie.
Legend.
Paul Walker is boxing like Floyd May,
whether 20 feet under the surface.
Yeah.
Fully closed.
Like Ali in the pool, remember Ily took that picture?
Yeah, same thing.
Yeah, then he went in time.
But one of the gentlemen in this video, I'm not going to lie, he took it a little too far.
He cracked a white lady over the head with a folding chair.
Now, I don't know if she, I don't know if you needed to go that far.
I think he was just caught up because he hit a white guy first with the chair.
He gets everybody with that.
So I think he just was anybody that didn't have no melanin.
He was hitting with the chair.
But chair was bisexual.
Yeah, hitting a lady over the head with a chair like.
This is fucking crazy.
Like this is WWF SummerSlam.
Like, come on, man.
That's, it's like, you know, when we brawling it.
So it's no rules, but it's like after the fight,
we got to get back to the criminal.
Like, you wild out right there, though.
Like, you ain't have to hit that lady in the head with her.
She was already on the ground.
You didn't have to crack in the head with the chair.
I'm going to say it.
I think he was, I think she was hitting his fight in his wife.
So, yeah, but your wife was kicking ass though.
If you hit my wife, I feel like that gives me full range to take a chair over your,
over your back.
Where did the chair come from?
From the ferry.
legendary chair. He got it up to ferry. Bang.
Listen. Yeah, like, and then the cop was like, see, now I got to lock you up. That's just too far.
That's too, that's too, that's too much. You can't hit that lady over the head with a chair.
Well, we have to talk about the unsung heroes that have not been brought up. The captain of that boat, swiftly parking it.
So more troops could get off. I mean, he should have had him at D-Day.
Listen. He needs to be in the armed forces. No one brought up how that captain brought that ferry mid-fight and just let the troops
Listen, to have the wherewithal.
Him or Captain Sully.
To just focus and say, listen, he's the captain.
He's a hero.
I have to get this ferry to the dock because there are soldiers on board who are waiting to help their men in battle.
That's right.
And he did.
He parked it.
He didn't have to one quick swoosh.
He didn't have to make a broken U-turn and all.
He was right into the dock.
Everybody got off safe.
The troops were able to get off and help their comrades in war.
This was definitely one of the, that's second way.
wave came in and kicked ass.
Oh, yeah.
The second wave was...
Because that's what separated it.
Like the second wave allowed the first wave that was defending themselves to get...
The first wave held it down, though.
Oh, for sure.
They held it down.
They held their own.
And then once that boat docked and their backup arrived, it was chairs and shit swinging from
every angle.
And, you know.
You know how pissed off I would have been...
All right, I'm taking a wild L with this first wave.
But now we're both exhausted.
It seems like the fight is about to end.
No.
And then everybody with...
100 energy and 100 health
Yeah
Comes running off a boat
100 health
Yeah
Well I am huffing and puffing
Because all of those people
With those purple or blue shirts
They all work for the fair
Yeah
I didn't think it speaks volumes
On how well this team gets along
And how much this crew genuinely
Fucks with each other
And it's willing to defend themselves
No matter what
Like this is just a beautiful display
Of unity
Yeah
There was a cop on the deck
He was just spraying
Pepper Spray trying to like
Break everybody up
That wasn't working
That was like
trying to...
And toss, homie in the water.
That's...
Yeah, that's how you're supposed to do.
Somebody got to go in the water
if we're on the dock and we brawling.
You know those bodies
is going to hit the water for sure.
But this was...
If I get my ass whipped
and you throw me in the water,
I'm staying in the water until everything calms down.
I think that guy...
I'm not getting out of the dock.
Stay in the water.
Like, no, I'm just going to try...
Yo, I'm coming when y'all calm the fuck down.
Let's talk about this.
Like, if I hit the water, that's it.
I'm out.
It's kind of like when you're in the ring for...
What is DeRoy rumble?
once you get thrown out of the ring, that's it.
It's over.
I'm out of the ring.
I'm not fighting anymore.
But I do like that.
It was just fist being thrown.
Well, chairs too, but
fists were being thrown.
Thank God there was no shots being fired.
Oh, it wasn't no.
See, he didn't have to hit it with the chair.
She was already old on the ground.
Look.
Now here comes to chair.
Bitch was still kicking.
No, she's not kicking.
Look, she's not doing nothing.
Oh, this is Odden.
That wasn't the clip of her getting hit with the chair.
Oh, God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
She was going to hurt.
What was worse?
What was worse?
The chin check.
What do you guys think Jason Aldeen thinks about this?
Who?
Small town.
All right.
I mean, he's mad this didn't come out before he shot the video.
He could make a remix with this footage.
Yeah, yeah.
Oh, for sure.
Well, Maul said it wasn't about race, so he would have to be, in fact, be on the black side in this, right?
Exactly.
They were the small town that came together.
They were the small town or not.
They were on a small boat.
When you put it like that, yeah.
Yeah, Jason Aldean would definitely ride for the blacks in this one.
Oh, he would have no choice.
I mean, he would have no choice.
Did anyone look at his comments this morning?
That entire video is just littered with people putting clips to footage of this fight.
As it should be.
Hey, man, we tried it in a small town.
Right.
Look what happened.
Got our shit off in the small town.
Even though Montgomery, Alabama is not that small.
Did you guys hear about the historical significance because that was a slave port back in the day?
Interesting.
That's fire.
I didn't hear about that.
The riverfront location was where they would bring the slaves.
Oh, and that's what made Montgomery, um, really?
A slave port, one of the biggest slave.
Oh, this makes this, this makes that ass who been even, this makes that ass with an even more just like the Alabama Tea Party.
And I don't mean to be like insensitive, but when I saw that fact, I was like, I mean, it's Montgomery, Alabama.
I think anywhere where water.
Yeah.
I'm sure some slaves came through anybody water in Alabama for sure.
Yeah.
But that, that is good to know that, though.
I do like that.
That's a, a fun ticket.
Our water ancestors is fucking them up.
Well, I believe that gentleman never even came off a ferry.
I believe he was living in that water all the time.
He's just right now.
He's the mermaid?
Yeah, now it's the time.
Like, okay, we're here.
That was Mermaine.
Yeah, that's what that was.
Mermaine.
Definitely is Mermaine.
Yeah, that was Mermaine.
The mayor seemed to put out a response to, and it seemed like, based on his words,
he's just defending the people that were there to just do their jobs.
Oh, yeah, they did their jobs.
He says last night, the Montgomery Police Department acted swiftly to detain several reckless individuals for attacking a man.
who was doing his job. Warrants have been signed and justice will be served. This was an unfortunate
incident which never should have occurred. As our police department investigates these intolerable
actions, we should not become desensitized to violence of any kind in our community. Those who chose
violence will be held accountable by our criminal justice system and our patrons and blue shirts
and khaki shorts who kicked ass. Nice. Yeah. America. They should name that third one of that.
That first gentleman. Yeah. What did they say the fairy was named? They said the name of the fairy and it's
actually a very funny name like a goat the real name yeah oh the name of a fairy is actually very
funny but yes i'm actually happy that this happened yeah me too me too sometimes you need a good brawl
between the blacks and the whites just to kind of make sure you know see where it's at see what the energy
is that's that see who's in shape who can still throw fists you would have jumped at mall oh would
uh hell yeah that type of you would not you would not have thrown you would have all types of uh porch monkeys
and left what what what jumped in he would have a
They just a dock instead?
No, I would have jumped in on that.
That looked fun.
Like, brols like that is kind of fun.
The man getting blown out of his crocs.
That's crazy.
Someone said they turned his crocs to alligators.
No, that's old.
That's not a whole different situation.
That had nothing to do with that.
Yes.
That's what he was old.
See, I wouldn't have jumped in because I wouldn't want to have been, like, confused.
You would have called astray?
Yeah, like to be part of their crew.
Oh, yeah, they would for sure whoop show ass.
Because that happens pretty often where someone will just catch a punch in a
Brawl.
It has nothing to do with shit.
Yeah.
Like, if you would have been on the ferry with the blacks, like you most likely would have been,
and then jumped off during the brawl, I could definitely see you getting caught up in the...
No, but you could have been like an insider.
You could have been like in the, in the, on the pontoon with the whites.
Sneaked.
While they're saying their strategy.
And then you could be like, yo, they're...
And then you could...
Well, they weren't hiding, Julian.
You could see them on that little.
No, but like they huddled for a minute.
Like, they were trying to...
They didn't huddle.
They was trying to get that bow away from the dock.
I'm saying. Roy could have like, hey, I'll get the rope and sneaky.
Just like never remove it from the dock.
No, like, I'll run over.
Not in our small town and like really confuse them.
Now, Rory would have jumped on that little pontoon and fucking unplugged the engine and they didn't even know it.
Yeah, exactly.
Can't go no way without this.
You know, Rory would have been holding and looked at the brothers like, Rory takes the key and throws it in the water.
That would have been your role.
Get on the pontoon.
Take the key out of ignition, throw it in the water.
I'm with you.
That's definitely a race trainer.
I would have been so scared.
that entire. And they looked like they didn't really need my help. No. The whites maybe. The whites definitely
needed. They could have used more bodies. I don't care about white people as a whole that much to want to jump
into a stranger's washing like that. It was nice seeing the actual white perpetrators get arrested. Like,
that never happens. Like white people start fights all the time and they don't, they were arrested.
Well, that gentleman that hit that lady with the chair with the head. He got arrested. Well, yes, he got arrested. He went.
Yeah, that's fair. Listen, I'm with my people. We're going to thump in the process. We're going to bro. But
After it's over, we go talk like your fam.
You went a little too crazy.
That was kind of wild.
Where did those chairs come from?
From the ferry?
Yes.
You know the fair.
You've been on both.
Of course.
Well, you know those white foldable chairs.
White chairs over your white ass.
You saw they went back and got the chair and like they were like celebrating and holding it up and taking photos with it.
I saw someone.
See what I'm saying?
Some of Photoshop the do rag on it on the chair.
All right.
That's racist.
See what I'm saying?
We just got to go too far sometimes.
They said the folding chair is like an open carry now in Alabama.
The folded chair?
Like keeping it in the truck.
Yeah, you need it.
A good photo chair is very, very, like, useful in many situations, as you can see.
So they're light, but they do damage.
Like, they're light, but they hurt.
Yeah, but they, that plastic, you swing it hard enough, it's going to crack somebody's
head open for sure.
Without question.
Well, this was, this was fun to the week and everybody had fun with this video.
And shout out to everybody that held that gentleman down, that security guard at the dock.
Good visual reminder that you can get your ass whooped.
You can get these hands.
You can get these hands.
If you out of line, you're doing too much.
You can get these hands.
get an ass open and then, you know, tomorrow
we'll all look past it and move forward.
Over like 15 minutes of footage.
Like, this should be an iPhone commercial.
Oh yeah, this is definitely like,
and I'm sure there's more, because there were a lot of people with phones.
I'm sure there's more footages and angles that we didn't see it.
I feel like the news didn't cover it.
Like, I thought they would.
Both the whites won, they would have probably covered it.
For sure.
They can't spread that shit.
Yeah, they're not going to be.
Yeah, the thug headline didn't work that well with all the footage.
No.
How do you guys feel like this is an effect of election?
the election
he's being a dick
no folding chairs at Trump rallies
I'll tell you that much
you know everyone's gonna have to stand
yeah and if they have chairs
they will be bolted to the ground
I can guarantee you that
I'm just waiting for come November
the folding chairs
versus tiki torches
like royal rumored
that's the that's gonna be great
now that's the fight
you want to see right there
we need to see that
tiki torches
I'm going folding lawn chairs
I don't know man
I mean if you break the tiki torch
and have that fluid.
If there's enough fluid in the Tiki torches,
that could be like a wildfire.
Yeah, that's like a mile top.
Yeah, a little bit.
You mixed that with a Bud Light.
Yeah, I'm more scared of torches than a fog light.
Ironically, both were wearing polos.
Charlottesville, all those whites had polos on with the Tiki torches.
Well, the blacks here had polos on because they were working with khakis.
Yeah.
So it could be, listen, man.
Ralph Lauren sponsored.
La Coss first.
That'd be a good group Halloween fit.
That would be great.
The purple, their uniform.
That's like something.
Go out with the boys.
People in Alabama are definitely doing that follow.
I love that.
We could do it as a crew.
Yeah, but you got to, I know I'll get flip-flops.
You got to wear flip-flops.
You got to wear flip-flops.
You got to wear backward.
I feel like anytime you see a white boy with a Minnesota
Twins hat on backwards, that's racist.
Why?
I don't know, just a Minnesota twins.
A white boy with a Minnesota Twins hat is just like,
either he's a cop or he's a racist.
And two things can be true.
He's a racist.
Let's usually go hand in hand.
Or what about like a Green Bay Packers fitted?
Oh, you got to be sick to find that.
A fitted Green Bay Packers.
Oh, my God.
You where to do, first of all, where do you find a Green Bay Packers fitted hat?
A fitted?
With the G?
But the mesh top?
Only at like the strip malls that have lids.
Not like the regular malls.
Yeah, you got to go to the strip malls that have a little lids, like a little kiosk.
Not even a full lids, like a kiosk lids.
That might have to be a custom job, too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Green Bay Packers fitted.
You know a little Wayne has a few.
That's so sick.
You know Wayne has a few of these.
Ew.
Oh, yeah, that green packers hat, that's definitely racist.
That's a racist hat for sure.
Speaking of, speaking of racing hat, racist hats, so to baseball.
More fights.
Nice.
More fights.
The Cleveland Indians and the, that was Indians, guardians, excuse me.
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
I almost started something else right there.
How did they land on guardians?
Listen, it's kind of a, that's not for us to decipher right now.
At least they went from redskins.
to like this is just the Washington football team.
Which might have been worse.
I thought it was generals.
No, they renamed them again.
Yeah, the generals.
I forgot through the general.
They were the Washington football team for a whole team.
Which is kind of hard.
I thought that was what they should have stuck with.
What Cleveland Guardian?
Like what guardians they had there?
Listen, man, they just wanted to move away from the racist undertones of being called Indians.
They landed on Guardians.
Maybe they're guarding the Indians.
I don't know.
Redskins was cool.
But either way, the Cleveland Guardians and the Chicago White Sox had a game.
Well, what are the Cleveland Browns?
Hey, man.
That whole town has a...
Hey, watch it.
You should have asked Trippy Red.
What's a cavalier?
Watch it.
Watch it.
What is a cavalier?
A cavalier is like...
It feels racist.
I don't know if it is.
It just feels.
It's a feeling.
Like, if I was riding my bike on a white man's lawn and he called me a cavalier,
I would think that that was like...
Cavalier is a...
Well, there's a dog.
But it was a royal...
It was a guy in the royal court.
Supporter of the king.
Yeah, I just feel like if you do more research,
it has something.
thing to do with England and racism.
Absolutely.
100%.
Not against it.
But either way, the Cleveland Guardians and Chicago White Sox had a game.
They played over the weekend.
They're guarding white America.
Tim Anderson.
Tim Anderson and Jose Ramirez was sliding into second base.
And he didn't like the tag that Tim Anderson laid on him.
He felt like Tim Anderson, the tag was a little aggressive.
It was a little too much.
It really wasn't.
It really wasn't.
Well, I think it sparked from the game before.
Someone else on the Guardian slid in to second base,
and Tim Anderson, like, pushed their leg off the base,
which is, like, illegal.
Okay.
So there was already, you know, like sometimes when there's a crazy pitch,
it may take two games for someone to get their get back.
It's like roll over minutes.
Yeah, for sure.
So I think he was just already sliding into second base
with something on his mind.
Now, Tim, solid baseball player, right?
I guess.
He got game.
Oh, for sure.
But I don't know.
See, this is the problem.
Because Tim squared up first.
He took his glove off.
And Tim was rocking his shit.
I just think he got caught with a very strong.
Well, that's how it happens.
I have a different take of this.
I think Tim Anderson looked like the only one that knew how to fight in this entire situation.
Yeah, he looked like he could fight.
But he was connected.
He had good mechanics.
He was just missing.
And that happens in, you know.
He didn't have good mechanics because he.
Ramirez connected while in the chokehold.
His hand wasn't up.
His hands wasn't up.
His hands wasn't up.
His chin wasn't tucked.
You got to tuck that chin.
Tuck that chin.
He dropped his left.
He dropped his left.
He left that chin exposed and Jose Ramirez tagged that ass.
He called him with a, it was a no look, wild haymaker, but it connected.
That's all you need.
Right on the job.
All you need to do is connect.
He wasn't even looking.
He was just swinging.
He was just swinging.
He was in a chokehold.
But it was like, yo, you know what?
It connected.
And Tim Anderson was off balance.
Chin exposed.
Now you're on ESPN looking like a motherfucking nigga
that got knocked out at the club.
He looks crazy.
Who's the gentleman holding Jose Ramirez from the Cubs?
He has him in a choke hole.
He should have done the full Nelson.
So he couldn't swing that right.
Yeah, but he didn't want to let it.
He see he's holding his glove.
He didn't want to let his glove go.
I just got to bring that up, full Nelson.
Just like a right count.
Yeah, but you know, Jose Ramirez, he, listen, man,
he connected with a wild right, right on the chin, put Tim Anderson down.
And I know Tim Anderson, like, he's watching these clips all over social.
And I know he's like,
I'd be tight.
Oh, my God.
But if you, if you watch the slow-mo, though, the mechanics,
Tim Anderson looked eye until he got knocked out.
Mr. Anderson was beating Ramirez's ass until that hit.
I don't know if he was.
He wasn't beat his ass.
No.
I don't know if he had a few.
He missed a few, but he made a lot.
He was trying to swing.
He was trying to swing and then he got to be in his ass.
Ramirez had good defense.
I'll give you that.
But that counter was pure fucking luck.
You two talking about.
Tim took the level.
He was good.
That's good.
That's good.
That's good.
Miss.
We've got it.
It wasn't beat his ass.
He didn't connect at all.
He didn't touch him at all.
He didn't touch him.
He didn't find him to slow mo.
There's another angle.
He didn't touch Ramirez at all.
Where he touched him?
No, he didn't.
That's what I'm saying.
Where's that good defense?
Miss.
Whiff.
Right?
Look.
Nothing near.
Nothing.
We miss again.
Back.
Night.
That's great mechanics on that right hook.
Listen, great mechanics.
Baby D, I'm with you.
You want the black guy to look good out there.
Tim Anderson got his ass knocked out.
They're both black.
Are you saying Dominicans are not black?
Yeah.
I mean, it depends on which Dominican you talk to.
But I mean, like, listen, Tim Madison, you know, just keep that tin chuck.
Act like you got to act like you got a golf ball under the chin and the shoulder.
Keep it tucked.
And you would have been on your feet.
You know what you mean?
But see, that looked like, you know what you're doing.
And then this looks like you don't know what you know.
Yeah, but is that not the case of like.
Even the hip movement on the two hooks look good.
He just didn't connect.
Yeah, man.
It could be like a case of like the guy that's nice in like the NBA warmup.
that could hit all the shots, do all the crazy dunks off.
Assuming to put him in a game, it's like, bro.
He has the headband, the wristband, everything on.
You take one dribble and pass in the game.
Like, Tim had the mechanics, looked great,
and then the fight started.
And then that lasted three seconds.
I don't know if his man's doesn't come in and grab.
Ramirez put his head down and was swinging like a girl.
I saw that.
So what?
It doesn't matter.
I feel like if Anders's teammate didn't come in and grab Ramirez,
Ramirez would have been put right in the dirt.
Yeah, I agree.
Ramirez slept him blind
He got pulled by the other
And just was flailing like this
And it just connected
And he still connected
And he still fucking knocked it
That's luck
Are you seeing what I'm saying?
That was luck
Are you seeing what I'm saying
That was it?
Luck took him down
That's all you need
In a fight some time as well
What happened on Anderson's two first punt
He just whiffed both times
You're calling the better fighter
The guy that whiffed on the two punches he threw
Listen man
Only put his head down
If that continued all you
Tim is winning that fight
You're talking about
If if if if
if he did this, if he, let's look at the tape.
Tim Anderson missed both of the punches he threw
and Ramirez connected on one of the two that he threw.
In this video, the fight.
If Nate Robinson could fight.
Yeah.
That wouldn't happen.
That's what I'm saying.
In this video, the first punch is thrown in 19 seconds.
He's asleep at 21 seconds.
Join, can you find the other angle in slow-mo?
He also wasn't asleep.
He just fell down.
He got back up.
He didn't put him to sleep.
I don't do that.
He ain't let's up.
He didn't put him to sleep.
He knocked his ass in the back.
He knocked him down, though.
No, it's a different angle.
He knocked him down, though.
He buckled.
He almost knocked the earring out that nigger, I ain't going to lie.
He shook.
It was a good hit to the jaw.
He almost knocked the earring out Tim Anderson here.
I would be tight, though, if I saw this replaying him.
You got to be tight.
You got to be tight.
You call for it.
Look.
He did hit him.
Oof.
No, when you watch slow mo, he misses him every time.
He did not touch him.
They were good punches.
He just missed him every time.
Yeah, he missed them.
They were solid.
blood punches.
That was a weak ass punch. God, that second
whiff was bad. Well, that's
what made him drop his left so far because he missed.
What is Tamanson batten on the year?
Not too great. He has
because it might be a correlation here.
There you go. Here's a good slowmo. Isn't he
from Alabama to Kim Anderson?
0.244.
0.244?
Even off the whiff, good body movement
with a low counter and then, yeah, it's just
Ramirez that went
so so so tim Anderson can't hit
he can't hit somebody on their jaw
and he can't hit a baseball
Remarcy he
yeah why are you bad at him when he won the fight
I'm not mad at him
Tim Anderson whiffed two punches
Julian well all due respect
you have never been in a fight
we're talking about a fight that's on video
and you're arguing the guy that got slept is the winner
because well de Maris wants to
I never said he was win
I never said he was the winner
I just said y'all are over here talking like Ramirez
is a fighter and everything is
no no no no no no I said that you never
always said that
We're saying.
I said he got the end of fight.
I agree.
I think it was a split decision in Alabama.
All I said, all I said was Ramirez can't fight.
You're taken to the...
No, Ramirez looks like he can't fight.
That's all I said.
That's cool.
He still got the head.
I would rather look like I can't fight and knock the thing on their ass.
Yeah.
Then it looked like I could fight and be the one that got knocked on my ass.
The only part Ramirez threw, he was in a chokehold and not looking.
Look, that's it.
That's, that's, and one.
Yeah.
Well, that's just good baseball strength.
Yeah.
Like being able to fall and just flare your arm like that and knock down a pro athlete.
Miss that.
That's an awful punch for-
What I said that one.
Well, Ramirez took a- He took a-got-that one.
Ramirez took a page out of Beanie Seagull's book.
You stay low, keep firing.
He had his head low and just swinging up high.
That's all.
That's all.
That's all you got to do in a fight sometime.
Just keep your head low and just swing.
And you're going to get lucky some nights.
Tonight with-
Eyes close just swing.
That's it.
Baseball needs more of these.
Oh, for sure.
Baseball fights are great.
Oh, I mean, they're the best fights by four.
Yeah.
No way.
Hockey is the fight.
No, but like no pad.
Baseball is just no pads.
You're just out there.
It's the closest thing to a street fight.
And like,
it takes everybody mad long to get to you.
You're prepared in hockey
that a fight's probably going to happen every game.
You're also on skates.
Like, it's different.
I love to watch baseball players get aggressive with each other.
And you see that decision where it's like,
oh, fuck.
I love how to fight.
Because it's just one-on-one.
I love how to umpire tried to break it up at first.
And then once he's seen Tim Madison take his glove off, he was like, well, shit, y'all got it.
Yeah.
I'm kind of like, like, baseball, you can't.
He kind of like dropped his arms like, all right, commence fight.
No, he did it like a hockey referee.
He was like, go ahead.
Yeah, it's like, that's what he supposed to be like, all right, y'all want to fight.
Go ahead.
You shouldn't get kicked out, but go ahead.
But this is why I respect baseball players, because if you do that tough shit, you have to then fight.
Yeah.
Because football, there's so much equipment.
You guys can do the push shit.
Yeah.
If you punch a helmet, you look stupid.
to people punching helmets in football.
That's the crazy shit in the world.
Soccer players, we know, are the biggest fucking divas on planet Earth.
They're not going to fight.
Soccer fights get dangerous because the entire stands and start running on the field.
And there's not enough police in those stadiums to stop all those fans running.
Way more dangerous off the field if you fuck up in soccer.
Absolutely.
And basketball players is stopped immediately.
Basketball players don't want to fight.
They don't want to fight.
They don't want to fight.
They're not even.
Basketball players don't fight.
They talk a lot of shit and then they be deeming each other after the fight.
What's some of your favorite baseball fights?
I think Piazza and Clemens
When he threw the bat at them
Might be one of my favorite
That was a great fight.
I love when
What's my guy's name?
The great pitcher from the Red Sox.
Pedro Martinez?
Pedro Martinez when he threw
the batting coach on the ground.
Oh, that was great.
Yeah.
I mean, even as a Yankee fan.
Rest in peace.
What was the batting coach?
He was a legend.
Yeah.
Rest in peace.
He died if he passed away a few years ago.
And even as a Yankees fan, like, I felt Pedro.
Like, Pedro handled that really well.
Yeah, it was like, come on, man.
This old man, you can't run.
Like, this is going to go back.
You're running up on me.
All right, now you got to go lay down on the other.
Don Zimmer.
Don Zimmer.
Don Zimmer.
Yeah.
The Yankees and Red Sox have had some good fights.
Oh, man.
Classic.
Yeah.
Classic fights.
Classic fights.
Then, of course, there was another fight over the weekend.
The only actual booked fight.
Yes.
Well, the fight that was supposed to happen.
Yeah.
Jake Paul and Nate Diaz.
Now, we got to start talking about Jake because, you know, everybody's rooting for Jake Paul to lose.
They feel like he's not a real fighter.
It's the problem shot.
They say he can't fight.
You know, every fight going in, they're like, oh, Jake Paul's not a real boxer.
Okay, that may be true.
He may be not a real boxer.
But I think it's time for people to stop saying that Jake Paul can't fight.
I feel like that's been, you can't say that for quite some time.
Just his last fight.
People would say like, oh, he caught him with one punch.
got lucky. They were saying that he can't, you know, that was just a, and they were saying
it was conspiracies that the fight was sold. They slowed down the video. They said Nate Paul
kind of like turned his wrist to signal that he was about to throw the right hook and the dude
let him just hit him with the right. This is all kind of shit. They was breaking down on the
internet. They're just trying to take credit away from Jake Paul's fighting abilities.
Well, if they have those type of cues, I mean, more. That's amazing that they would know how to do that.
Listen, you're not giving me a cue to let me let you hit me with a right hook the way Jake Paul
through that shit. Like, there's no way I'm taking that.
on the chin unguarded.
What was it?
Logan Paul or Jake Paul that fought Nate Robinson?
No, it was Jake Paul.
And you guys killed me for quite some time
when I said it was laughable that Nate Robinson
was going to beat Jake Paul.
Listen, I told...
You guys laughed me out of the room.
And I was like, he's going to whoop his fucking ad.
Pete Robinson does not know how to box.
I was not one of those people to laugh.
I told people that Nate Robinson was going to get knocked the fuck out.
I just didn't think it was going to be that bad.
I told people that was going to happen.
I don't know why Nate took that fight.
I wasn't saying Jake Paul is a professional boxer by any means,
but someone that trains
every day in the sport of boxing
versus just an athlete.
I'm going with the one that trains in boxing.
Listen, people could say that Jake Paul is not a boxer,
he's not a real boxer, that this is just, you know,
exhibitions, entertainment.
I've seen enough videos of Jake Paul in the gym
training and sparring to know that this is not somebody
you want to just take lightly when you're jumping in the ring.
Like he can throw his hands.
He has good footwork.
He doesn't like Edom.
He doesn't like Edin.
That was Logan, Paul.
But I was Logan.
Well, I mean, by affiliation.
Well, yeah, he probably hates you, too.
They're brothers.
But yeah, this Nate Diaz fight, this.
Maybe he thought he was fighting it.
This fight should have been over in the first round.
I see it.
They should have stopped the fight.
Nate Diaz looked crazy in the first minute of the fight.
Yeah.
And obviously they end up going, going to the cards, right?
Yeah.
And Nate Diaz lost the fight.
Yeah.
But I do like Nate Diaz's attitude, though.
They asked him after the fight, you know, what was he want to do?
He was like, listen to me, I'll fight anybody.
Yeah.
They're going to do an MMA fight next, apparently.
that's what I really
Now see
Now that's not
Now this is where Jake Paul might be
Stepping into some shit
Yeah he don't want to
Nate Diaz might whip his fucking ass
They might break his fucking leg
They kind of agreed to it at the end
I think like a $10 million purse or something
And at the I don't know if you guys saw it
But at the final bell
Diaz put him in a guillotine
And held him there through the bell
Actually
It was hilarious
But I don't think Jake Paul want to jump in that
Don't see the MMA thing
Because I said the same thing
when it was Floyd and
was it, McGregor?
McGregor, yeah. I said, you know, Floyd should
now he gave McGregor a boxing
boxing match, then Floyd should jump into the
It's not even like that. No, it's not.
It's definitely not. Yeah. And of course, there's
probably exceptions to the rule, but I feel like
only MMA fighters can go box.
Boxers can't go do that. No, boxers can't.
It's a completely different sport.
It's a whole different type of fight. It's a whole different
tactics.
It's dumb.
Yeah, it's not. You can
we get a broken, a broken arm, broken leg.
And that's fair game.
And that, like, somebody being able to kick you in your leg and snap your leg is something
I think that you don't want to, you don't want to jump into that.
Any sport where breaking your shin could actually lead to you winning is just a sport
that I'm not into.
Yeah, no, I'm cool.
Love to watch it.
And I respect them like you would not believe.
But it's a terrifying sport.
Yeah, no.
MMA, I highly doubt that Jake Paul will, but I don't know.
He loves money.
And he's one of those white boys.
I think they ought to do anything for money.
and just for the fun of it too
I just think there'll be too many
Stilulations and rules
About breaking your leg though
That's just not fun
Breaking your nose in a boxing fight
That's different
Breaking your leg
Your fibula
Yeah
Your fibula
Yeah
I'd rather break my metacarpals
Yeah you know
See
And yeah there you go Roy
Yeah
Yes
Break your metacarpals
Fucking hate red
So like
Roy was in there
I saw 20 think pieces
Of people like
Really thought I was serious about that
I was cracking
I know my fibubes
It's not in my hand.
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What are some of the pros and cons of things switching from vinyl to Serato?
Okay.
So the vinyl thing was always special because if you don't know, before MP3s and MP4s and any kind of MP anything,
we had to go to a thing called a record store.
Right.
And there was these things called 12 inches.
Yeah.
Sometimes even 45, 7 inches, right?
Or 10 inches.
And we would purchase the song that we want and we put it in a bag and we take it home with us.
Like a baby.
Like that sounds great.
You got to hold it?
That's crazy.
Sounds crazy.
So we actually got to hold it.
How'd you get it in your iPhone?
And the crazy part, Rory, is that this is the part I miss.
Okay.
So for me, it was right on the back of the vinyl, the production credits.
Absolutely.
The art credits.
Whoever, the label was signed to the address, the label, everything.
All the information you needed to know was right on the back of the record you just purchased.
So now, shout to my boy Lonnie B out of Virginia.
he's part of my heavy hit of family and he says
yo this new thing called sorado that's going to change the game for
DJs I'm like what
but prior to that we went from vinyl to CDs
yeah from CDs to Serrato so I skipped a phase
I don't miss carrying the vinyl
because it was a problem
I remember going overseas to Japan
and all these places and I would have three or four
guys just to carry the vinyl. It's crazy. Yeah. Because, you know, four in the morning,
those three four guys are missing. Yeah. Because they're either drunk. Yeah. Or they were
some shorty on the side somewhere. Right. Yeah. And now all my help that I had in the beginning,
going into the function is gone. Gone. Right. Have you ever had a situation where, like, all of your
records, your vinals were lost? Of course. Oh my. All right. I don't even want to.
All right. I feel like every day. No, no, not all of them, but I'm going to tell you one. I was doing a summer
jam, I forgot what year, and 50 cents performing on stage with the GUNIT guys.
So was the chair throwing year?
That's it.
So he had beef with Bangham Smurf at the time and Bangham Smurf and Lloyd Banks and 50,
all of them were doing chairs at each other.
I'm like, what the fuck?
Legendary.
Yeah, legendary.
So my DJ setup is at the bottom of this, of the stage at the set.
Right.
So for some reason.
And during the mayhem with the chairs and whatever, whatever, my team.
table, the equipment and the records fall off the stage.
Oh.
So now we're talking about like, so I had to hit 50 with a bill like,
yo, my man, I, so I had to, I had to estimate in my mind what I thought my, my records
were worth, you know, but that, I lost all, I lost all my vinyl like that.
Was that crazier than any times DJing for big?
No.
I'm going to be in Virginia one time.
I did a show with Big, and a big fight broke out.
And it wasn't the party and bullshit fake fight.
It was the real deal.
A big fight's going on.
And what you guys don't seem to understand is a lot of times, like, Biggie's crew is his security.
Biggie wasn't walking around with hired security.
You know, that didn't come on probably to later on.
But during the time of us doing probably his first album
because he passed away on a second.
So it was only one album we got to perform.
But it's his childhood friends he's rolling with.
That's his security.
Right.
It's seven of us on the road.
It's D rock.
It might be C gutter and C's and Kim.
And no disrespect to the mafia, but they're 14, 15 years old.
And they're like four feet tall.
Yeah, yeah.
All right.
So who's, I mean, I mean, they get busy.
But what I'm saying is when the fight, when the fight is going on,
who gets left all the time?
The DJ.
So I'm fending for the turntables, the records, my mixer.
Because back in those days, I was lugging my turntables, the mixer, and the crates.
So like me on the flights, it was a problem.
Or you take a plane and you show up at a city
and then your luggage don't come.
Yeah.
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Now back to the episode.
Something else over the weekend, there has a lot of shit going on there.
People were outside.
Yeah, no.
Which is a good thing.
For a while.
It's funny because it's kind of like the last.
last, I call this the victory lap of the summer.
This is like the last four
weeks. Before global warming kills it. Yeah, like the last four weeks
of summer. Doesn't the summer end September 22nd?
Maybe.
Probably technically, yeah.
I don't know. I mean, it's just we have a whole month left.
Yeah. Okay, RFK Jr.
I don't fucking know what happens.
Well, I said four weeks. That's a month. Whatever.
We're going to have an awful winter.
This summer's been nuts. But anyways,
besides that, uh,
Kai threw the event of the summer, I guess.
This was the real, this was the real summer
gym right here.
This was the real rock the best.
bells over the weekend.
Shout out the Kasa night.
Bronx legend.
I love it.
Biggest, one of the biggest streamers in the world right now.
The biggest.
The biggest.
Well, the biggest stream in the world right now.
Even if someone has bigger numbers than him, this proves that his reach is just not just the internet.
That's what made me feel so cool about it.
Yeah.
Because a lot of this streamer shit, people can't, it's not attached to like real human beings.
You guys don't think you would have them outside like that?
No.
I don't want to have them outside.
Like around the block.
But shout out to Kai.
One man should not have all that power.
Now, Kai tried to do a good thing.
He had a giveaway.
He planned a giveaway to some of his subscribers and followers and
really cool.
He put out on his streams and things like that.
He was giving away some PS5s, some gift cards and things like that.
I think Kai may have underestimated the turnout originally.
He was getting word as, you know, the time came for the event
that it was a lot of people at Union Square.
So he started posting saying, listen, if you're out there, be safe.
You know, like, you know, we want this to be a beautiful event, a beautiful occasion.
The opposite of what your president said when he brought him up.
Yeah.
But it's just, you know, you can't have a bunch of kids in an area like this and think that they're going to be orderly and know how to act and conduct themselves.
These are kids.
Downtown, Midtown, middle of the day.
Yeah.
They're going to do kids.
This is crazy.
Yeah.
Mobilizing that many amount of Gen Z.
is just a dangerous
It's a
With phones that want to document
All of it to see who could do
The crazy thing.
Who could out viral each other
Is the scariest fucking thing
It's also people who probably aren't even
Fans of Kai but they knew that
That he bring them out.
Like my friends are gonna be out of it.
Oh no, it started with his core
And then plus ones told the plus ones
Oh yeah
They're gonna be out there
I bet
And like Union Square at that
It's just too many local train lines
It's too many young kids
that again, want to go viral, one to do
who can act the craziest, who can
do the silliest shit.
Everybody has a phone,
everybody's posting, trying to be seen.
It just wasn't a good idea.
It was good intention.
Yeah. I think Kai's intentions were great.
It was a stupid-ass move
on his part. I mean, I'm conflicted
because as someone that supports
Kai, and I love that someone
young like this is doing cool
giveaways has the power of getting the youth
together, even if it is for some wild
shit, but the taxpayer in me is very terrified of someone being able to do this at any moment.
I was stuck in traffic for an additional 45 minutes because of this stupid shit and I was on my
way to dinner. I was furious. Well, that's because you refused to take the train.
Maybe like some days you should just take the- I take the train here almost every day. I had
six-inch heels on in a bright pink starburst colored dress. I won't tell you to do all that.
I was on my way to dinner. With who? Kai's fan base would a love you. You should have walked through Union
Square. That's funny.
those kids would love to see you walk in the six inch heels
and you try that and the star's dressed on.
They would have lit up and passed me around.
You're not that.
Does anyone want to blame some of these cars,
the drivers of some of these cars?
If I saw that large group of people at that age,
I would never try to drive in the middle of it.
Right.
That's like,
if you get caught in a flash flood,
it's your fault.
These kids came out of nowhere.
Like,
they were driving.
So you're calling them a natural disaster?
They were driving.
That's fucking.
hilarious actually.
These kids are the day after tomorrow.
Yeah.
Here comes Sandy.
Kai dropped the pin.
They pulled up.
That's funny.
You wouldn't try to reroute if you saw, if you're, first of all, just driving through Union Square to begin with is a rookie move.
Horrible.
At any time of day.
But if you saw this going on, you would continually just drive your car into the middle of it?
You didn't know.
I mean, I'm sure they got to call.
Listen, we got to give, we got to give these, these drivers some credit because we've seen things like this happen with people just start jumping on people's
cars and shit like that and motherfuckers hit the gas.
I would hit the gas for show.
So we got to give these drivers, give these people, because he's just sitting in it.
He's sitting in his car.
They dented his sunroofing.
They dented his windshield.
Like cracked his windshield and he's just sitting in the car.
He could have easily hit the gas and said, listen, I was fearful for my life.
Yeah.
They were breaking my windshield while I'm in the car.
Like they were on top of my car jumping up and down.
Like I thought they were trying to kill me.
So this could have went really, really bad.
Yeah.
So Kyle was arrested and he's been charged on his sight in a riot.
How nervous do you think the Best Buy was in Union Square
throughout this entire thing?
Oh man.
They're probably boarding up their windows.
Yeah, absolutely.
Clothes it.
They definitely locked the stove for the PS-Fives.
But I-
Julian, why weren't you there to loot so we could get a TV for the lounge?
Why would you send me to loot?
I mean, because you live the closest to Union Square.
And you have like a face that says...
He has a looting face now?
Yeah.
All you got to turn the hat to the back.
That says looter.
You just riot in any sense, huh?
Yeah.
That's what he does.
You kind of look like hired Antifa looters.
Yeah.
I keep trying to tell you, you would have been...
you would have been there.
But I will say this, though, as big as Kajanat is online, as big as his following is,
I think this just adds to it.
Like being arrested for shit.
Yeah, he's a hero now.
This is a look.
This isn't a bad look for Kai.
This is a great murder.
He's a legend now.
He's a god.
Now he is a god for sure.
Now he's going to have murals of his face all over the walls.
He's going to have NFTs of his face all over the head.
He's a legend, man.
Shout out to Ka, but, but, um, did anyone get an Xbox?
Excuse me
Did anyone get an Xbox?
No, that whole thing
was going to be able to.
No, no, no.
Immediately.
Did anyone get some streaming equipment?
They showed the truck
that had all of the PS5s in it
and how they was like speeding
to get away.
Yeah.
But, I mean, he had great intentions.
I think Kai had great intentions
on what he was doing.
But he just didn't plan it.
He didn't, he didn't plan it well enough.
Yeah, I don't think this was mildly not like on purpose at all?
No, I don't think this was on purpose.
No, no, no, no.
I don't think it was on purpose.
But I don't think it was on purpose, but I also don't.
think Kai was like, oh, damn.
Like he didn't know this. No, he's not mad. He's not mad at what
happened. Of course not. I think he genuinely don't want
didn't want anybody to get hurt or things like that.
But I don't think that he's mad because again, like I said, this just
adds to his following.
And people who didn't know who he was, know
who he is now. You know what I'm saying?
So it's kind of like one of those things like it's unfortunate
because he really was trying to have a dope event and give away some PS5s.
But unfortunately.
Yeah, but he should be responsible of what he could cause though at the same
time.
right or not
well he was arrested for inciting a riot
so there you go so he's he was arrested
again he's not going to do any jail time
anything like that he's probably going to pay a fine
which is okay the street
who was he signed to which stream of service
he's on Twitch he was with Twitch
and then they sent him the wrong sneakers
so did he leave? No I think he's still with Twitch
but that's funny I remember seeing that whatever
streaming service he signed with
they're going to pick up this fine for sure
he also probably has the money to pick it
No, he has the money to do it, but he's not going to pay.
See, this is the type of riding I don't like.
This gentleman that jumped on top of the car, right?
You thought he was about to at least get light or just do something.
Get light.
Like, you can't just run up on the car, just stomp on it and jump down.
But this is what I'm saying.
At least give us some dancing.
But this is what I'm saying.
This is why you have to give, you know.
Show time.
Yeah, like, come on.
Give me something.
No music.
Yeah, but that's just what he's doing is unnecessary and stupid.
Now, if that driver decides right then and there to step on the gas.
I think he's a fan in the car.
And unfortunately, somebody's a man.
killed somebody's into you mean nobody's in there
the driver's sitting right there you think the car just got there
and he got out left yeah he got terrified
no they show they show him when the car's pulling over
and he's just shaking his head like like what the fuck are y'all doing
that was some dickhead shit to jump on that's some super dickhatch
but this is what I'm saying so now if that driver hits the gas
some super dick that was funny though
now you're a dickhead like I haven't pissed
to just jump on someone's car like that
that's some dick catch this is what I'm saying they just
you know and unfortunately it's this is all looked at
is Kai's fault. Do you think he wanted them
to do this? No, he didn't want them to do that.
I think Kai knew it was going to be a lot of kids and it was
going to be a lot of kids. He knew it was going to be a lot of kids.
Of course he knew it was going to be a lot of kids.
But he didn't think that they was going to start
doing this type of shit. Yeah, but he should have still
planned it out. I do appreciate you being
consistent when it comes to riots.
Because you also said Trump
had no idea that was about to happen
even though he told him to do it.
So I appreciate your consistency.
He didn't tell him the riot. He never said that.
So. I'm sorry, Storm.
Storm he never said Stormy
Storm in Union Square is hilarious
Flood. Did you guys see
the world's most famous white woman
starting with our beloved Jamie Fox?
That's the world's most famous white woman?
You have white women.
No.
She's one of us.
Of our generation?
Especially of y'all generation?
No, she's not.
Who's the most popular white woman
out of y'all generation?
Who's more famous?
Taylor Swift or Jennifer Aniston.
Out of y'all jillian.
You didn't hear me talking?
Me and Taylor Swift at the same age.
He said the world's most famous white woman.
Okay, I back off of that.
Barbara Streisand is the words most famous white woman.
I would say Katie Couric is more popular.
Did you just see Barbara Streisand?
What are you talking?
You just throwing out the wrong.
What's the dog?
Dali Parton.
What are you talking about?
Eddie White.
Y'all are telling me, Jennifer Aniston wasn't that white woman back in y'all day?
With me, y'all day.
Sort of.
Your day, especially.
No, not in my day.
No, she wasn't.
She's popular, absolutely.
She's not.
She wasn't the most popular.
She wasn't the most popular in friends.
Y'all sounds so.
Nah, yes, she was.
They sound so crazy.
In France was way more popular.
Jennifer Anderson, at one point they were calling Jennifer Anderson the most beautiful
woman in the world.
Like she won like time and people and all, whatever they fucking.
No, she's, she's a bad white bitch.
She's cool, but she wasn't like the most popular.
Yes.
Okay.
Megan, Megan, I'm not.
White people would disagree with you.
She's not more popular.
Cameron Diaz was more popular.
That's a fact.
That's a fact.
She was a white woman.
She's a Charlie's Angels.
She's definitely more popular.
Y'all got Jennifer.
I don't like Jennifer Anderson.
You have to be very much.
No, I can't stand there.
Everyone in Charlie's Angel was more
famous than Jennifer.
You still, okay.
Yeah, Lucy Lou.
Y'all sound fucking insane.
Like, y'all don't know the impact
that friends had on this,
on.
Sounds like it had an impact to you.
Joey was,
Joey was more popular than her own friends.
Okay.
All right.
You got a spin-off.
I get what you said,
Demaris.
Yes, Jennifer Anderson is very popular.
She's a huge actress.
They were literally calling her
the most beautiful white woman.
I mean,
the most beautiful woman in the world for you.
She's had,
she had a run that was like iconic for sure.
Thank you.
That's all of them.
Top three biggest Jennifer Anderson movies.
She's not even the lead in any of them.
Heartbreak.
What was that one?
No.
That's a different way.
The breakup.
She's a terrible actress.
Oh.
But she was supposed to be.
With Vince Vaughn?
Yeah, the breakup.
She was supposed to be beautiful.
She was like the fourth lead in that movie.
She was in Marley and me.
She's on the cover of the fucking is.
She had the least amount of lines.
You're fucking crazy.
She does a good job in Worth the Millers.
She did along came Polly.
Along came Polly.
She is a supporting actor in all these books.
She does not lead one of these.
She's a co-leading in where the millers.
Actress.
but that does not be.
She plays a great girlfriend for a leading man.
You just sucked off the morning show, last pod.
And now you're shitting on her.
You said you love that.
I love a lot of her movies.
I'm saying she's never the star.
She's always the leading man comedy's boyfriend.
She smoked it in horrible bosses.
Oh yeah, horrible boss.
She's the fifth lead in horrible boss.
She was at the bottom of the call sheet.
You didn't love where the mill?
I love all her movies.
I'm just saying she's never a main role in them.
She is a main role.
She is in the lepriccon.
That was crazy.
Classic.
Well, either way.
She's the 17th role in office space.
Well, either way, whichever role she had in her movie,
she is a big actress and she did have a run where she was very, very popular and everybody, honestly,
obviously.
And the breakup.
It wasn't her talent.
Also, she had a lot of points taken off her stat sheet once we found out in the breakup that really wasn't her ass.
That was a different model.
Why do you know that?
What the fuck?
Because he jerked off to that scene a few times.
Jerking off to that scene is.
I mean, what?
Porn is available.
Marley and me is a classic.
We're not going to do that.
I'm fucking cried.
Marley and me, all right?
She played Marley.
Every movie up here is great.
She's just not, she didn't carry any of the movies.
She was the second lead to the dog.
Marley and me?
High key, yeah.
Yes.
I'm, you're making this worse.
On the dog down.
To the gold noodle.
Yeah.
Mark, listen, that was a very, very, that was a touching movie, all right?
It was, all.
But either way, Jennifer Anderson.
So, Jamie Fox, first of all, a guy that we were just praying for, didn't even know
we were going to have them around three weeks ago.
Let me ask you all a question.
Could they do Mr. and Mrs. Smith?
if Jennifer Anderson and Brad Pitt didn't break up.
No.
Of course not.
No.
Well, I mean, no, Jennifer Anderson, I'm not saying she would have played in the movie.
They could still did the movie.
Wasn't that actually?
Jolie?
Didn't they meet at the, they met at that movie?
No, they was fucking by that time.
They were together.
They said they fell in love.
Mr. Mrs. Smith?
Is Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?
Yeah.
And that was right after the Jennifer Anderson and Brad Pitt breakup.
And then that's what it's due to the Brangelina stuff.
I've never seen Jennifer Anderson adopt an African baby.
You're right.
Or an Asian baby.
You, Jennifer.
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at.
And this is why she loved Jennifer.
What was your bar?
That was the Nicki bar.
Yeah.
Wait, but Brad Pitt's doing okay.
What was Nikki trying to say?
No, I'm Angelina.
You're Jennifer.
Come on, bitch, you see where Brad at.
Oh, got you.
Oh, like he left you for me.
I'm the bad of bitch.
Got it.
Got it.
I can bend bullets.
Yeah, yeah.
It's a good movie.
That is a good movie.
I mean, look at the difference.
So, Jamie.
Like at the role.
Look at the role difference.
Second to it, dog.
Jamie Fox tweeted.
He tweeted something the other day.
Posted on Instagram.
It was a story.
Post it on the story.
Fresh off was almost dying.
Yeah.
We were just praying for this dude, just praying that he was okay and found out a few weeks
ago that he was doing well.
He was recovering and he posted a video letting everybody know.
Thank you for the prayers.
Thank you for the well wishes.
And, you know, letting us know that he was indeed doing better.
Now, this weekend, he's apologizing for something that he posted.
So he posted, he said,
they killed this dude named Jesus.
What do you think they'll do to you?
Fake friends, fake love.
Now, this is something that we've all said.
Like, they talk shit about Jesus.
You know they'll talk shit about you.
But apparently that's the black people think.
Well, Jimmy Fox is a black man.
No, I'm saying, when you said, we all say this,
let's listen to know who.
Even if you never said it, you've heard people say before.
Not if you're trying to be innocent.
They talk shit about Jesus.
They'll talk shit about you.
they crucify Jesus, they'll crucify you.
This is something that we've been hearing forever.
If this is not,
the biggest form of guilty conscience.
No, listen.
So Jamie posted that.
What is it?
Does a hurt dog bark or whatever the fuck?
Exactly.
So Jamie posted that.
They killed this dude name Jesus.
What do you think they'll do to you?
Fake friends, fake love.
The Jews being the hit dog in this scenario.
And Jamie, when he posted that, I saw it.
Didn't think nothing of it.
I'm like, okay, he must be.
something's going on in his personal life.
You followed Jamie Fox on Instagram?
I've been following Jamie Fox on Instagram.
Sorry.
Yeah.
What's what I'm following?
It's just a weird follow.
He's one of my favorite entertainers ever.
It's just a weird follow.
I don't know.
Don't you follow Tay Diggs?
No.
You follow Tade Diggs?
I'm about saying, now that.
Now that's sick.
No, that was the next topic.
Oh, we was going to parlay right into that after this.
Parlaying in my Lauer.
Yeah, we was going right into that, right into it.
I don't follow Tate Diggs.
But yeah, so when Jamie posted it, I was like, okay, Jamie posted it.
I was like, okay, Jamie must be going through something in personal life.
Friends, somebody probably did some shitty business move, undercut some of his money.
Or he saw a meme and just screenshot it and reposted it.
Whatever.
It could have meant nothing.
Didn't blink, didn't nothing.
Yeah.
The next day, I didn't see Jennifer Anderson had responded to it.
Because I think that she had liked the story or something like that.
And then she posted that this really makes me sick.
I did not like this post on purpose or by accident.
Which stop right there.
Yeah.
How do you not like it on purpose?
Yeah, it's one of the other.
I did not like this post on purpose or by accident.
So more.
Oh, so she's saying she didn't like it and it wasn't an accident.
She didn't like it.
She said she didn't like it and she got accused of liking it.
I didn't like this post on purpose or by accident.
How do you get accused of liking a post if they see that you liked it?
Well, you can't see who likes the post.
Well, the public can't.
I think she might be accusing of.
There you can.
trying to say somebody else runs her Instagram
or something like that. Whatever. She's leaving a
cryptic on purpose. Yeah. Well, whatever it is.
Cryptic. It just doesn't make sense.
What she did, let's make this clear for our listeners
that can't see this. What she did
was screenshot
an article
that said actor Jamie Fox
post horrifically anti-Semitic message
to his 16.7 million followers.
So she screenshot that article
and then wrote that whatever
Mall is reading above that.
So that's like, it's even worse because she could have just wrote a little story and wrote whatever she's saying.
No, she wanted people to see all of her followers.
She basically told him that Jamie says something anti-Semiting and she doesn't support hate and this is disgusting and all of this and all of that.
That was so unnecessary.
I get it now.
She's saying I did not like this post on purpose.
And she doesn't support any form of anti-Semitism.
The fact that this headline says horrifically anti-Semitic message.
is this not the most guilty conscious shit ever
he's not talking about Jewish people
so then all the Jews were like
oh fuck it's about us
ah shit
like I just
hey so you guys are admitting in fact that you killed Jesus Christ
I just I can't believe that this is something
that first of all the fact that Jamie
apologized for this shit is just blowing my mind
well he's in Hollywood I don't give a fuck where he's at
nah you got to do it I don't care where he's at
he's Jamie Fox
the fact that he apologized for the
Like this is this is this is this leads to a lot of other conversations
It's like
Well let's have even when you're not even when you didn't I can't apologize
For how you interpreted something
Like that's not on me you interpreted the wrong way
I didn't that's not what I said I said they kill
There's nothing anti-Semitic about they kill G what is anti-Semitic about if you guys feel guilty about killing the Lord and Savior
That's not our that's not on us that's not on me
You're being anti-Semitic right now I'm 3% of
And first of all
Jewish people did kill Jesus.
Like, no.
I did.
Yeah, Roy caught 3% of that.
I know that.
So Judas killed Jesus.
No.
No.
He betrayed Jesus.
I'm sorry.
And the Jews allowed.
Jesus.
Jesus was also Jewish.
It wasn't really.
Judas lined him up.
It was Jew on Jew crime.
It was an inside job.
It was definitely.
So from what I am seeing,
it was there 9-11.
Never forget.
From what I am seeing,
the cross is just two towers.
It's really a conscious pilot.
It was really the Roman.
Twin Tower one turn sideways.
And if you're into conspiracies,
all Jewish people got a call that day and didn't
show up to the Twin Towers. That's an insane
conspiracy. That is a wild conspiracy. Because
mad Jewish people. Because who got that... There was a conspiracy
that they were... You know it's a real conspiracy?
There's no way. There's no way. There's no way.
There's a real conspiracy. There's no way.
Sorry. But yes, the Jews.
Kill Jesus. This is just exposing
yourself. No, this is
Jennifer Anderson jumping out there
putting herself in the middle of some shit
over nothing. She's not even that
Well, when you're that famous as a white woman,
you feel like you need to speak for everybody.
Yeah, but this is nothing to speak about.
Jamie Fox said nothing wrong.
He didn't single out any particular group of people.
He literally said, how do you see how it's perceived like that?
He literally said, how do you see how it's perceived like that?
That would never cross my mind as someone that grew up Catholic.
He literally hashtag fake friends, fake love.
Yeah, but that's, he's obviously talking about people in his life in his circle.
Yeah, but it's just a disconnect of someone that's so.
She's just, it's so, that culture to her has no meaning.
So she's interpreting it through her lens.
I don't think she's interpreting anything.
I think somebody came to her and told her, you're, the fans, because there's screenshots of fans writing
her like, you like this anti-Semitic post and that's what she's responding to because
she got called out.
She liked the fucking post.
But this is nothing wrong about that post.
There's nothing wrong.
Jamie Fox didn't say.
He didn't say anything wrong.
He didn't say anything anti-Semitic.
And the fact that he,
apologize for it is crazy is fucking insane him and he's like recovering from almost dying
look what he's wasting energy for like this shit is it's not yeah but it doesn't this is jami fox
this is one of the biggest actors in hollywood who gives a fuck he's one of the biggest black actors in
hollywood so you guys matter he's one of the biggest actors in hollywood black or not he's one of the
biggest actors it does matter what i'm saying is this it doesn't matter if he's black or if he's
white in hollywood no what i'm saying is the fact that this is jamie fox one of the
biggest actors in the world, one of the most famous people in the world, he posted something that
did not single out any particular group of people, any person, literally said fake friends,
fake love, meaning this is about my circle and my friends around me.
And somebody felt like this is an attack against Jewish people is fucking crazy.
And the fact that he apologized for that is even crazy.
Like, when are you going to have some fucking balls?
Wait, you're saying Jimmy Fox doesn't have balls?
He should have apologize for that.
He's no way Jamie Fox should have fucking apologize for that.
You're kidding me?
Okay.
I want us all to like be realistic, right?
Well, this is what Drake felt like when he said.
Jamie Fox.
Jesus reminded.
Jamie Fox is not fucking stupid.
So granted what he did, there was nothing wrong with what he did.
That's a, that's a black saying.
And black people say that regularly.
And so it's literally a part of our culture.
We mean it as far as using it for betrayal.
So why didn't he just say that?
We say it all the time.
All right.
Who did the article? Who wrote the article?
The most horrific anti-Semitism to be posted.
I don't know.
There's probably some like pro-Israeli blog thing.
I don't know.
It's stupid, man.
Like, cut it out.
Everything, nobody's talking about Jewish people in that post.
He was not talking about Jewish people.
But this is my white people.
We all know that.
We all know that.
Look at how they word things.
The most horrific anti-Semitism comment.
So what did they write when Kanye said he loved Hitler?
Like, you can't just call everything the most horrific anti-Semitism.
Semetic shit ever.
But again, it's just the fact that he apologized for that shit.
Because it's like even when you're not saying nothing wrong now, you have to apologize?
He's in Hollywood.
Do you think Jamie Fox wants to make another movie?
Who do you think?
Fuck making another movie.
He almost died a few weeks ago.
Who gives a fuck about another movie?
Obviously he does because it's his career in his life.
So I'm sure that he cares about his career.
Listen, man, fuck all that.
Fuck all that.
What he's put all of his energy into.
Fuck all that.
He's a legend already.
a shit load of money.
Who gives a fuck about making another movie?
He doesn't. He shouldn't.
When it comes to not doing nothing wrong, he didn't say anything wrong.
Yes.
So you're going to be apologizing for shit when you're not even wrong now?
Just because you want to be in Hollywood?
That happens all the time.
And that's my fucking point, Edin.
That's my fucking point.
When the fuck does it stop?
He didn't say anything wrong and he still has to apologize for it?
You think he'll go to- Because of Hollywood?
He doesn't have to, but he chose to?
You think he'll go to sensitivity training, go to the museum and then donate a bunch of money.
Man, listen, dog.
Jamie Fox, I just hope that you.
you in better health and your health is right.
Fuck Hollywood.
Who gives a fuck about that when we almost was,
we was praying that Jamie Fox wasn't dead three weeks ago.
They accepted his apology.
Yeah, but this shit is stupid, man.
This shit is stupid, man.
It's just enough is enough, man.
You apologizing for shit that you didn't even do.
You apologizing for something that you didn't even say.
Like, what is that?
I'm apologizing for something I did not say.
They said we accept his apology and thank him for his clarification.
So when you guys found out
he meant nothing about Jewish people,
you guys still accept his apology?
Or you should say, hey, we apologize to you, Jamie,
for taking something you didn't say
and telling the world you said it.
A lot of what I saw was that they don't care
that that's not what he meant
because in their eyes,
that is creating racism
and hate and bigotry against Jewish people,
whether he meant.
In their eyes, that's exactly my point.
At what point do they say?
say, hey, maybe sometimes our eyes are wrong.
That's what I'm trying to say.
Like, they're wrong for the way they interpreted that.
Where is their apology to Jamie Fox?
I agree with you.
Jennifer Anderson also removed commenting from her post because people were flooding her.
They were eating her ass up.
People were flooding her out.
You know why they was he knows because she's wrong.
No, everybody knows that she's.
Yeah, so that's my point.
Jamie Fox don't need to apologize for that shit.
He didn't do nothing wrong.
And that's exactly what he could have just posted like, yo, what are you out?
I didn't.
He didn't.
But to Edon's point.
And I think Jamie Fox's apology probably didn't come by way of, I would imagine he probably
had a response similar to you.
He has a team of people that are like, yo, this is a PR crisis to clean it up, throw an apology
out there, eat the L, just fucking post this.
And that's exactly what happened.
Maul, we ran into a little PR scare over a fucking parody video or whatever.
We even had to delete it.
And you had thought nothing was wrong with it.
Guess what?
That shit is still gone.
Who had a PR scare?
fucking the smoking weed with the monkey pox skit.
I didn't have no.
I'm saying optically, we, optically, we removed the video.
Thanks for bringing a backup so they go find it.
It's on Facebook.
It has over 3 million views.
Go find it.
It's hilarious.
Yeah, but you know why I was deleted?
Do you know why I decided to delete that video?
I'm saying that was a PR scare from, not even from our end, really.
It was from his end.
Exactly.
And me being the guy that I am, when he reached out to me and we had a conversation and he
asked, I said, yo, you know what?
For you?
because I really fuck with you and I respect you.
If you feel like this is some heat on you,
I'll take it down.
But that wasn't no PR scare for me.
What the fuck you mean?
Like, I wasn't a, how was that a PR scare for me?
Everyone already knows you.
Batching you guys for homophobia and monkeypox.
That had nothing to do with homophobia because people would interpret it that way.
And that's my point.
You interpret it that way.
That's not on me.
The way you interpret something is not, I can't apologize for the way you interpret something
that I say or I did.
We walk through life.
all we do is respond to other people's interpretation of us.
Everything is an interpretation.
Who?
Life, we do not,
you cannot walk through life and just deal in logics.
It does not work like that.
Okay, but how you interpret something doesn't now mean I meant that.
Yeah, like, and I have to apologize for it.
Of course.
What are you talking about?
I'm not apologizing for the way you interpret something.
Certain stuff, no.
I'm not going to sit there.
Just because you were dumb and interpreted something that I did not mean.
Yeah, like, get out of here.
Now I'm going to apologize for something I didn't say.
I'm not living my life that way.
But that could invite a conversation.
So like, say in Jamie's case,
the other route he could have gone
is to respond
directly and say, hey, in my culture
this means A, B, C, whatever.
He could have explained it.
That probably still wouldn't have meant anything to them
because it's not a world that they understand.
Okay, so you don't understand.
All right, so you don't understand.
I have to apologize to you for not understanding my world?
Just, I'm in the case,
I'm in like the space of just
get it out the way.
Clean the shit up.
No, see, I'm not in that space.
I'm not apologized for something I did not do
or did not say.
that logic shouldn't
this Jewish community
apologize to Jamie
for not understanding
his culture?
No, they're
because you're saying
he needs to apologize
for not
for not understanding
their culture.
No, and they're not.
And they're not
apologizing to Jamie
for not understanding his culture.
But I'm saying
why should one side have to
apologize for not understanding
culture with the other?
Let's look at the hierarchy here.
One's Jewish, one flat.
We're all like
just acting fucking stupid.
Yeah, let's look at the hierarchy
of cultures that are
fucking receptical and well received.
You guys are saying,
we understand that
allegedly
the Dominican
there may be.
be a lot of people in the Jewish community
that run Hollywood, but that's even anti-Semitic to
say, so don't even bait me and Maul in saying some
anti-Semitic shit. You guys are the anti-Semites.
With that said,
I'm not about to apologize to y'all
because you misinterpreted something.
Completely misinterpreted.
It's stupid that we're at a point where you have to
apologize because somebody doesn't understand
what you said. We're not missing your point.
We know why he did it because he's in Hollywood
and we see what happens to people that say
anti-Semitic things in Hollywood as opposed
to a lot of other racist shit. One
always gets canceled.
Yeah.
So we're not disagreeing
in what you guys are saying.
We're saying it's wrong.
Oh no, for sure.
Like, it's completely fucking wrong.
For sure.
And Jamie, if Jamie wanted to apologize,
he should have said and explained in
exactly what his intent was.
And so they feel fucking stupid.
Honestly, I don't even like the idea
explaining our culture and our
sayings to other races because they're not going to
understand it. So you like the idea of apologizing,
though? No, I don't like the idea of apologizing.
I don't like the fact that he apologized. And I don't
agree with the fact that he apologized, but I understand
why he did. I don't. That's how I'm
that. Okay. But first
all, even explaining, all right, let's
say that term is black
culture, which I suppose
more black. I don't say the
term is, I'm saying, we say it a lot
to talk about fake friends. But so do Christians
in general, because it's in reference more
to his disciples, his friends, the people
he sat down and broke bread with. The whole point of
the last supper is to prove
that the people you invite to your table will betray you
sometimes. Right. Nowhere in
that is like Jews.
People do say yes, the Jews killed Jesus.
That's a thing. But when we say, you'll be betrayed the way Jesus was.
If Jesus was betrayed, all of us could be betrayed.
Right.
We all are not in debt to the Jewish community.
We're not like, oh, God, I hope the Jews don't betray us.
Our friends is what it is about.
When I was reading up on the history of why that saying was interpreted as
anti-Semitic, when I was reading up on the history, a lot of anti-Jewish groups
and Jew hate groups would use that as propaganda.
the Jews killed Jesus, this is why you should hate.
Okay, for sure.
But can we also deal with facts and what that actually means,
not just in black culture, but the actual Bible?
But I'm talking, I understand that, but I'm just saying,
I'm giving you the backstory,
this is why the Jews don't like it because Jew hate groups
use that particular saying and the fact that the Jews killed Jesus
or however that went as anti-Jew propaganda.
It is a dog whistle to them,
so they are offended by it.
and they are, they take it and they run with it.
That's why they're so offended by it.
He didn't hashtag Christkiller.
That's crazy.
Try that in a small town.
He hashed,
he hashtag fake friends.
This is what I'm saying, man.
I have ever since the coming.
The more and more,
the marriage tried to break the shit down is just like,
but witness comments since coming to play for people.
But last,
last one.
And how arrogant of Jewish people that you guys think you're the hashtag friends
and you're the hashtag love.
I just don't understand this shit.
I don't understand this shit.
I don't understand how anybody can see that with common sense.
That's real arrogance.
That Jamie Fox was talking about Jewish people.
I just don't understand that.
Okay, so let me clear that up again.
Y'all, I'm not standing up for them, but I just want everything to be clear.
They know that Jamie Fox was not talking about Jewish people.
They are not saying that Jamie Fox is anti-Semitic.
They are saying that the saying is anti-Semitic and that no one should say it.
Does that clear that up for you?
They know that Jamie Fox was not talking about Jewish.
So when did this, when did this become anti- because when the whole?
whole Kanye shit was happening.
And we were learning about all the things that they think is anti-Semitic.
This never came across my page.
I never knew that this slogan was a slogan that anti-Semite youth.
You don't follow anti-Semitism.
No, but I'm saying, during that time, you had no choice but to read up on everything that was going on.
I never saw this as one of the slogans that they think are an attack against Jewish people.
Never saw that.
I'll even shoot them bail if he didn't hashtag fake friend or fake love.
Then I'd maybe have some understanding where you could.
take this as even though I don't I could see it all right let's just go to voice
mouse guys this is getting fine it's a little uh scary little racy uh it's not really okay
see what you did there you know this is jave from Vancouver Canada uh just want to shout out
the whole pod sorry amen damaris uh Julian hello yomi you know I've been following uh
Horon Miles since the old days.
So shout out to y'all.
Keep doing what you're doing.
Thanks.
My question basically is, how do you avoid posting your homies?
Anti-Semitism?
Trash music.
You know, he hit me up on DM saying, yo.
It's tough because I sit next to you.
How you doing?
Has to be posted.
He's a good friend of mine.
You know, we used to work together and stuff.
But he, and he said, I'm coming around.
rapper and honestly the song that he sent me was kind of ass I wasn't trying to like post it
anywhere thinking and making everyone think that like I have trash taste of music and obviously I still
want to support the guy like no you don't so how would I like avoid hosting you know because
he kind of expects me to because I've been doing it before I piece well that's that's where you
made the mistake you should have to say Jay that's what you fucked up at you was never supposed to post any of his
music if he thought it was trash.
And if you're a real friend, I think you could tell your friend this music is trash.
Yeah.
Like, I want to post it, but I don't think you're there yet.
And not to say my post means much, but I just don't want to post music that I think is up to par.
Yeah, my post may not move the needle on your streams and downloads.
Not all of them are going to be hits, though.
So maybe one of them was good.
And then now this next one was pretty.
Well, then that's what I'm saying.
If it's your boy, you can tell him that.
Or you could do the demaris approach and just deactivate your account.
That too.
I'm off the grid, man.
Sorry.
I've done that one.
Yeah, but then when you back on, they're going to be like, you.
That's fucking.
That record is still out.
Song is still on SoundCloud.
Yeah.
Let your following know.
Like, I think that is because I go through this a lot.
Like I have, you know, people that I know personally, they send music.
No, no, no.
And I'm like, I'll listen to the record.
And I'm just like, that ain't it, though.
And, you know, they ask like, yo, what's so with that?
And sometimes I just have to tell them like, yo, bro.
Honestly, I don't think that that's not dope enough to post that.
And what do they usually say after that?
No, but I say it in a way where I'm like, I give construction credit.
I'm like, yo, listen, the first verse was cool.
The hook was kind of, eh.
The beat wasn't good.
It's not mixed well.
Like, I give actual criticism on the, I'm not trying to just shit on your dreams.
But I'm like, yo, that's not what you want to.
So are you saying Rory took that pretty well?
When?
Oh, yeah, he took that very well.
Did that very well.
Remember when Rory sent you his projects and you didn't?
for the first two years of the project.
That's a lie.
I said it to you when we were in your sprinter.
That's a lie.
So many speakers around us.
That's a lie.
I listened to that album that night.
But see, the thing with Rory is he was changed.
He was adding more songs.
So I'm like, yo, don't send me it when it's like four, five, six songs.
Send me to when it's done.
But I wanted to be like to help, you know, you could help me guide.
No, but I told you.
And I said, oh, Roy, this just sounds great.
I told him that when I heard the first five records, I was like, this just sounds great.
It wasn't that I wasn't.
I wasn't jamming to it every day.
You still don't.
So no replay value.
No, it had replay value.
I still listen.
I listen to it now.
But I'm just saying like back then it wasn't done.
It was just like an idea show.
He had a few records.
And I was like,
nah,
this shit sounds good so far.
Yeah, for sure.
Name three songs off the album.
Oh my God, yes.
I'm terrible.
You know I'm terrible with Tony.
I don't know.
All right.
Give me the numbers.
I can't name three songs off of Biggie's album.
Like I can't.
Give me an artist.
Give me a subject.
Something about this song.
Three artists.
Ball just told me.
I know.
Why don't know somebody who couldn't name Juicy?
No, no, no.
So now I don't even know Biggie's songs.
No, no, no, I don't.
I know, I know my phone can die.
Okay.
All right, single.
I know, uh, uh, sober thoughts from the Mondrian.
Okay, you were there.
I know, I know, uh, what's my, what's my shit with, uh, J-Lek and, um.
The other single.
Reggie.
Reggie.
What's the name of that?
I don't know that.
I forgot the name of that shit.
That's cool.
See how this goes?
No, you've had enough.
Yeah.
Is that a different record?
That's what Conway.
That's on there.
Oh, that's what I count with.
Yeah.
See, I know a couple of the titles, man.
Yeah.
Yeah.
We have that guy as a guest.
Who?
And the hip hop 50 thing.
That's the name of the song.
We have them as a guest.
The hip hop 50.
First guest.
First episode.
First episode.
First episode.
DJ.
Enough.
I was going to say.
The name is not, it's not called Clark Kent.
No.
Enough is the only one left.
Enough.
Enough was the song with Reggie and Jay.
Enough.
Okay.
Got it.
See?
I'll listen to the album.
See, it's more of a groove, Rory.
I don't care.
I don't care what the name of the title.
You can't put a title.
Honestly.
You can't put a title on this thing.
It's refreshing.
You didn't even know it was individual track.
You thought it's one long song.
You gotta just let it run.
It can't.
That's cool.
Because when you put a title on things,
it makes things complicated.
It's true.
Just ahead of my time.
For sure, Roy, you definitely do have an album
that's like a listening experience.
So you put it on and you just let it rock.
See, when Drake said titles ruined everything.
I thought it, I thought it rose out.
Yeah, that's what he said, see,
he should have put no titles on these songs.
Roy's album ruins everything.
Is this one article that keeps putting out
best songs of the year so far?
And like every time they updated,
Roy will like retweet it and be like, yo.
Like, hmm, question mark.
Oh, no, it's Rolling Stone is complex.
There's been a few like,
Yeah, put a name on that bullet.
The top 100s, yeah?
The Rolling Stone one, I didn't care too much.
Eh, it's just the Rolling Stone.
But when Complex put out their best albums of 2023 so far,
I felt the way.
because they just leave me off every list.
Yeah.
So why would you chill away?
You should be like, oh, that's right on par.
That's what I retweeted.
I said, well, I mean, you guys left me off the last list.
Yeah, it's consistent.
It's so good.
The city girls were on there.
You got to let that shit.
You let it go.
Carisha is just smoking me in complex right now.
I don't know, man.
D.D. Osama's album was definitely better than your album.
Not one album on that list was better than Rory's album.
And I'm not saying that because we're coworkers.
I'll be honest.
Period.
I don't know if it was arrogance,
but I did feel a little bit of a way for the
complex one because there's no reason why my album should not be on the top 30 albums of 2023 so
far yeah like you can't give me a real reason it has the names you need it charted it actual
quality of music i know that's at the bottom of the list but still sort of important it has the
checklist of the shit you it's niche and cool with one crowd but the other people know it like i hit
every box you need to hit to get a fucking complex list a complex what the fuck i feel like you would
hit like uh oh no i know i'm not on it yeah but that's corny of a voice a
vice list.
Which guy's girl did you fuck over at
Complex?
See, I'm just different when it comes to shit like this.
I don't give a fuck about any of these lists.
Because you don't have...
Sometimes he acted like an album.
Even if I had an album, I wouldn't give a fuck.
Ice Spice's number two.
That's insane.
That's why I wouldn't give a fuck.
That's Ice Spice, but still that.
You don't think she deserves that?
She's a Bronx legend for a second best project of a year.
I think she deserves anything she should choose.
Like sheer popularity.
Yeah.
I had no issue with Tyler and Ice Spice being one and two.
No, Tyler makes sense.
I would love to see the, yeah, what's the criteria?
Because if it is a popularity contest, then yeah, of course.
Complexes criteria is always the shittiest criteria.
Deserves to be on here, but.
Yeah, it's just.
So the guy who called, who originally started this conversation, Jay.
Oh, yeah.
Post your friends.
This is what you got to do.
Get in the car.
Play the hottest part of the song.
Learn it.
Sing it.
Make a 15 second story.
Say, yo, my boy shit is fire.
Don't tag.
Well, tag him.
Don't tag the song.
that's what you gotta do.
Not a bad strategy.
That's what LeBron does.
Nobody's clicking on your fucking story
to go find that fucking song.
I've had to like try to explain that.
Or just tell your boy that the song is what?
I mean, you could do that,
but people, artists be sensitive about they shit.
Artist, it's your boy though.
Not artist.
He's your homeboy.
His boy is an artist.
Yeah, but that's my boy first though.
Before he's an artist, that's my homeboy.
You can keep it real with your homeboys.
Like, yo, fam, that ain't it.
Okay.
That's all.
I've definitely gotten like,
kind of jammed up in a conversation
with a friend that makes music
that asked me to share something.
I was like, I don't know, man, my listeners don't really like,
they probably wouldn't like that type of stuff.
Then he started inquiring.
That's sick.
Of like, why?
I was like, well, they have a good palate.
Yeah, they have taste.
Damn, right.
That's what it is sometimes, though.
Like, I'm not, that's why I don't, the whole list thing, it doesn't matter because
this is somebody who just probably doesn't have that type of taste, which is fine.
And I, no, I really did explain to him, like, if I post this outside of what I think of the
quality, like, this type of music.
music, the listeners that you think will gravitate to it because I have a following are going
to know that that was a post that I didn't particularly like, I just did it for someone else.
Like our listeners are not stupid, especially when it comes to music. They know if we're posting
something because someone asks us to or if we like it. Yeah, for sure. Like they're, they've been around
for quite some time. They know what we like. It'd be a waste. If anything, they're going to say,
a mean comment to you and keep it moving. Yeah. What we got next, Julian? Let's go back to
some relationship advice. All right.
What's up, y'all?
Name is Jay from Yonkers.
Big fan of the pod. Big fan that I think y'all been doing.
And I got a question for Julian, but I feel like
a lot of y'all can just chime in.
Me and my shortly been together like six years.
And when COVID hit, we wound up living together, actually,
for like about a year. And
after that, she'd been extra,
for clingy, like, really, I want to be up under you being your skin type of shit, and I hate that type of shit.
So, I've been really dialing in with, like, getting these raps off and, like, like, actually focusing on, like, pursuing music as career.
And conveniently, she just loves to chime in or call me and ask me on my day during those moments.
And so I guess my issue really is, what is a more palatable way of saying, like, hey, yo,
dog, I'm trying to get your wraps off, and you kind of stay in the way that.
No, I love this.
But she can be, she's like she got a sixth sense when I'm, like, relaxing and getting into a zone.
So I would appreciate any and all feedback.
And once again, I appreciate everything that you do and big fan on the pod.
Yeah, I think you trash and she know that.
He's kind of tied together, these last few boys, man.
He do not like his girlfriend, dog.
You know, you keep calling me.
I'm trying to get these raps off.
Like, I'm writing.
What?
They've been together for six years?
You know what's, he's probably funny?
He probably don't even rap.
He's just trying to find a way to get away from it.
Yeah, he's just trying to go to the studio and just like be away from this girl.
There's no way you mad at your girl for calling you because you're trying to get these raps off.
They'd be annoying sometimes.
He's a shit really clingy and he doesn't like the fact that she's really clingy.
Listen, two things can be true.
You may want to go be a rapper and take music seriously, but let's call a spade a spade.
You want to get away from this girl by any means necessary.
Yeah.
And it's not because you want to be a rapper.
That could be true.
But that's not the reason you want to get away from.
Yeah, you want to be a rapper.
You want to write some bars and lay some songs now.
But you also don't want her as your girlfriend.
So just...
Hey, put it in the music, Jay, if you're that committed.
Don't listen to Rory.
Don't put that in your music.
Nobody wants to hear that shit in rap.
No, he could play it for her, though.
Like, just like an exclusive.
Maybe he speaks better.
Yeah.
And I could just play it for her.
Like, yo, leave me alone.
Oh, he'll give her like an audio hug.
Yeah.
A audio hug.
No, audio exit.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Audio breakup.
Like, yo, I'm not feeling you no more.
They go to the door.
Some shit like that.
Like, yeah.
That's a fucking.
I mean, I think it seems like she's wanting more attention than he's going to give.
So in that case, it just doesn't seem like they're a right fit, like,
compatibly in terms of like their love languages.
I think that if you have a girlfriend and, you know, you're taking time to write any,
or anything created.
If you're a creator and you're in a relationship and, you know, you need time to create, whatever it is that you do, I think that you have that conversation.
So she knows, listen, this time of the day, this is when I'm writing, this is when I'm painting.
This is whatever it is that you do.
I need to be left alone.
Cheating.
I need to be left alone.
Give me three, four, five hours to just focus on this.
But she knows that.
That nigga, I'm telling you all that nigga can't rap.
She don't care.
She don't take his.
What does she need to say that?
She need to say that instead of blowing his phone up.
I don't want to go against my gender here,
but I really feel like Jay's gas on this
and she's probably just doing regular girlfriend shit.
Yeah.
I'm sure she's not even that extra.
For sure.
Not what it's the way he's wording it.
Like she's just want to be under my skin.
I'm like,
nah, but it feels.
I think she's probably just being a girlfriend.
It feels extra when you don't like her.
Yeah.
That's the issue.
Like when that phone ring you're like,
oh, that's what I'm saying.
She's not doing anything extra.
It's the first time she called.
It's the first time she called in three hours.
Like, she calling once.
every three hours? Like that's not like nagging.
Just starting running. It's a lot. Once every three hours is a lot. Yeah, every three hours is
crazy, dude. Is it? That's normal for you? Once every three hours? I didn't think, I didn't think
your girl calling you once every three hours is crazy. That's crazy. I think your girl calling you
every hour is crazy. Oh no, that's insane. Three hours is a lot. No, if I'm at work, every six hours
would be weird at that point. Text me. Yeah. Oh yeah. Well, text. Yeah, same shit to me. I'll say
call text. Probably twice in a work day. Like that's why. But even not called text. If she
text you every three hours. That's fine. The text is fine.
But that's what I mean. When I'm not, when I'll say call, I'm not mean.
Text all day. You know, but I can't reply
as quick when I'm working, but. Yeah.
Yeah, no, that's what I mean. When I say call. Your girlfriend texts
you all day. The new call is text. The new call is text to me. Like, it's like
hitting your phone. Same shit. Yeah, but
if you're getting upset, your girl
texting you every three hours. Yeah.
He don't like her. That's crazy. He don't. He don't want to go to the studio
with him. Like, what is, like, what is she doing to block your
creative process? Back to Damaris's point.
What do you want to eat? I don't think she want to go to go to
studio with him. She probably texted
me, what do you want to eat? He don't have a studio yet.
It's probably like, damn.
He's booking Thompson with it. It's like a
scarlet. No, he might have, you know, he might have
booked it out for the day, for the week. He's trying to cheat.
He might have blocked it out. You could cheat at the studio?
Lock in the closet. Yeah. Have you
fucked in a studio before? Yes.
Nah. I mean, no. Never done
that. No, I really haven't.
I've definitely fucked in a studio before.
100%.
Of course, too. Come on. Come on.
You're not a rapper. I wouldn't be surprised if you
in fucking a studio.
He'd be laying down that dick, right, Julian?
Yo.
What's up with you, fam?
You all right?
I can't say that?
No.
I mean, it's weird because before we had our studio in Brittany's backyard, I was paying for studio time.
Like, I'll go pay to fuck later.
Like, I'm here to work.
Yeah.
I'm not doing that.
And now the studio now that I don't have to pay for, I'm not fucking at Britney's house.
It's weird.
Yeah, that's weird.
Well, yeah, if it's not somebody's house.
Like, she has a child.
Yeah.
It's a baby upstairs.
There's an infant.
Yeah.
Fair.
Yeah, just dump that girl, man.
Yeah, dump her.
Leave her.
That's it.
Yeah, six years.
It seems like you gave it a fair shake.
Yeah.
Ew.
Do we have one more?
Yeah, we do.
Jay just wants to leave that girl.
I didn't say nothing.
I'm just looking at you.
Oh, I don't like that.
They knew Julian was going to tell him to leave her.
That's why he actually is.
I don't, yeah.
We all were.
No, that's what I'm hung up on.
Why did he come into me?
Like, I've never been in a relationship for six years.
This is funny.
I have a good follow.
I have a good follow.
I don't rap.
we're talking about putting people on and music and this and that right i have a good follow-up for him
okay we can play on patreon if he takes this request yeah set us a track freestyle on your next
response so we can see if you're even up to par to leave your girl right yeah but not all because
what if his girl has a really good job like what we don't want him to make a mistake and leave a
girl that could potentially help him in his life if his lyrics aren't up to par you but they all can't
freestyle you know that not i'm not saying off the dome go write something now that's sure that's what
What's spelling means writing now?
What's fine?
Oops.
I don't want him.
I don't want to hear anyone for that.
I don't care if you're fucking Eminem.
I don't want anyone to freestyle.
You don't want any no free bars?
No.
Come on.
Name one person you'd want to hear freestyle.
Freestyle?
Freestyle.
Riffraf.
Actually, yeah.
Eminem.
That'd be hilarious.
Jimmy Fox.
We didn't talk about the Eminem verse, by the way.
What am a new verse?
You guys didn't hear the Eminem verse that?
Was it Eminem verse?
God, no.
You heard Eminem just put out a new verse?
Yeah.
On what?
I forgot the gentleman's name.
It's Shady's new artist.
He's like,
Oh, okay.
He's like Eminem meets Chris Brown.
Like, he does TikTok dances,
but he also raps like,
but he also does it at the same.
Like he'll do TikToks while.
I saw a post.
Huh?
And I was just showing you what he did.
He just, you know, he does this.
What does he do?
He just like,
da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
Like, easy meals?
There you go.
He's actually sounds pretty talented.
I'm not trying to shit on him.
Yeah, here you are.
No, I just can't.
Here you are in need of a baby wipe.
I love this a fader article topic.
It says Eminem, this is the game,
Melly Mel and Gen Z on Easy Mills realist.
Why Melly Meli Mel got astray?
Mellie Melch been talking shit about Emma.
Yeah, he's been going at M for a while.
Like Grandmaster Melimel?
Yeah.
That's fucking hilarious.
I mean, yeah, you guys got to go do science.
He replied to game, apparently.
I didn't really think it was directed right at game.
I thought it was a couple people,
but he said the only reason they still play your shit in the club
is because you're still performing in them.
Funny.
Makes sense.
Interesting.
But M was never really played in the club, ever.
Not really.
I've never.
And like, I want to hear game in the club,
even if he's not performing.
In my eight to 10 years of DJ,
I've never dropped Eminem in him.
I don't know.
It's not a bad, it's in Eminembers.
Like, you know the cadence he has.
Yeah.
He addresses the haters.
I don't know, I just feel like he's,
needs to pull back. I totally understood when he did the
murdering music or whatever the fuck it was.
It's not something I go back to, but I fully understood
it. Like, I've been a legend forever. Now hip hop
completely turned on me. Let me just kill everybody.
Lyrically. I understood it.
Now he's dragging it a bit. Like, go back to just rapping
about like your shit. I don't think that
it's, he's dragging this everyone hates me thing a little too far.
People don't, I think what it is is people have been very
vocal about Eminem over the past few years and how they
always felt like he's overrated.
He doesn't really make good music.
Yes, he can rap.
And I don't think anybody that says Eminem can't rap is just talking shit.
No, I'm not.
But he can rap.
I just think that people over the years have felt like his content, his songmaking.
Corny.
They feel like it doesn't have much replay value.
They don't play it themselves.
I just think that for people to say Eminem can't rap is.
That's just a stretch.
That's crazy to me because he can absolutely rap.
But I understand, if somebody doesn't like Eminem's albums or his songs,
like I can understand that.
That's other artists that are just as dope as M that people don't like as well.
But I think Infills like there's been in just, it seems like a lot of people have been saying it lately.
Like, yo, Eminem's music is trash.
And I think that he's just finding a way to respond to that people have been in interviews from the rap culture,
former artists, like I said, Melly Mel, who have expressed that they never thought Eminem
was dope.
Game did that weird shit too.
Like I thought Game doing that
real some shady disc was weird
for like that 12 minute song
for the reason.
Game does,
does game to do anything
which is we like game
because game does just go out
in legend dis anyone when he feels like it.
I just thought we didn't need a 12 minute
Eminem disc at that point.
I don't need a 12 minute anything.
I don't need 12 minutes of a song
from any artist.
I don't get what it is.
What about 12 minutes of head?
I mean, if it's good,
that's a really long time to last.
Yeah.
Is it?
Yeah, that's a long time.
I'm not a champion like you.
12 minutes of head?
I'm just,
I'm just a mere moral.
What type of head,
though?
Sloppy topy.
Gawk.
Yeah.
12 minutes?
Yeah.
That's a long.
That's a lot.
You guys know a long 12 minutes?
Yeah.
It's a long time.
You're not seen through 12 minutes of great head.
That should be built through showtime or something.
Yeah,
that's a fucking event.
That's a game.
Yeah.
Should break that up in an episodes.
Yeah.
That's an HBO series.
I may have gotten close to getting ahead for 12 minutes,
but I definitely can.
I'm sure we all have at some point.
I feel like your dick.
be like just like raw at that point.
Like prunes.
Like for yeah.
It's like you just soaked it in water for 20 minutes.
This one was a warrior.
Who are we?
What are we?
Head should feel like pussy.
If you could fuck for 12 minutes.
She was a warrior.
Should head be able to get head for pussy?
Oh, that's the best head.
If you can't tell if it's in a mouth of a pussy.
What?
You got to look.
Are the lights off?
You got to look at under the blanket like, how dark is.
Yeah.
You got to look under the blanket like, which hole is that?
They both warm and wet.
What type of?
blackout curtains do you have?
Yeah.
Sometimes you got to look like, God damn, I can't tell us.
Yeah.
You always get head under the covers?
No.
No.
No, nah, you're not hotboxing me with no head, bro.
Yeah, I've got, you know, every guy's gotten head under the covers.
Yeah, yeah.
When I was like, the kid.
What?
I mean, like, as an adult, you never got head under the blanket?
Maybe when I was sharing a college dorm.
When I was sharing a college dorm room, yeah.
Yeah.
No, but sometimes you sleep, like, she might just crawl up.
Yeah, no, no.
It starts out.
that way and then I move the covers.
Yeah, I'm not, I'm not, you wanted a motion picture.
You like, of course I like to watch.
Well, I thought one of the most turning, like, things that turn in on about head was the visual.
It is, yeah.
Oh, absolutely.
Oh, for me, it's the, it's all, it's entirely the sounds.
Eye context.
Yeah, the blonde hair for you, pulling the blonde hair.
That's definitely.
Pulling the blonde hair, yeah.
Yeah.
When she says the N-word.
Yeah.
When her black face smears on my groin.
And she goes, oh, it's just my mascara.
Her black face smears on my groin.
when you're on your your platoon boat in
fucking Alabama
oh my god
did we answer this gentleman's question
I forgot what the question was
we started to my Eminem
the answer
you don't know what Eminem Belly
the answer was dump her that's it
oh my God
you don't like her
oh the rapper the rapper guy
yes just break her with her
yeah you don't like this woman
you don't like her
that's it she's fucking with your creativity
yeah send us a song
if you like her she asks to the creativity
word.
If you liked it, you would rap about her.
I don't know.
Also, if you don't like it.
Yeah, matter of fact, let's give him a challenge.
Okay.
Not a freestyle.
He should write a verse and reply about the situation to give us more detail.
Yeah.
Because we keep asking people for more details in these follow-ups.
Yeah.
He should wrap the detail.
So wrap the callback?
Yeah.
Tell us what's happening between the two of y'all and why you can't really be with her.
Wrap the call back and we'll give you definitive advice on what to do.
If the rap is trash, we know that you want.
you lying and she know that you trash and that's why she keeps blowing your phone up she's like
nigga you ain't really doing nothing and you got to be real descriptive too like L L L jacuzzi L L L jacuzzi
You called them L L L L Lajcoozy?
That's worse than big LA.
Yo on a 50 year anniversary of hip-hop you called LL Kudjahs
I'm crying because I'm thinking about autumn names they gave that dude that swim across
LL jacuzzi is just one of those people
L-L pujit
It should have been one, though.
I mean, it's probably warm water.
L.L. jacuzzi?
Oh, that's disrespectful to the legend.
That's disrespectful to the legend.
Oh, my God.
And what descriptive LL lyric are you talking about?
Yeah.
No, like, you know how like,
you wanted to be in the brain.
He's got a big old butt, so I'm leaving you.
No, he always, like, describes.
Like, he's very descriptive with, like, the girl, like, where he saw her, what he did
for her.
Like, he's very descriptive.
So I want you to describe your girl.
Demar's just want to be in a jacuzzi with LL.
That's all that's about.
I'm sorry.
So you just want to be in a jacuzzi with LLUJ?
Would it be hip-hop if it was like a hot tub at a party, but it was of a good size
and you were in the jacuzzi with L.O. Couloges.
Like, say I went to like a party over the weekends and I let y'all know it was in Long Island
so it was a big jacuzzi.
That's the only place big jacuzis are in Long Island.
I mean, in a tri-state area.
Yeah, yeah, go ahead.
Am I wrong?
Skip through Jersey, skip through all that New York.
I would just figure L.L.
Jamaica states, they don't have big jacuzies out there.
They do.
Okay.
But I feel like L.O. like would be in Bayshore.
Okay.
I don't think he'd be...
Oh, the Hamptons.
Got it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And I was like,
yo, I was in the jacuzzi with L.L.
You told me that?
Yeah.
I'll see, pause, first.
Pause.
Let's start at the beginning.
Pause.
Who else was in the jacuzzi?
Just you two.
Just me at L?
Nah, fam.
No, no, no, no.
But there was like a lot of...
It was, we were the only two that, like, you know,
maybe had a workout.
We were sore and thought the jacuzzi.
Yeah.
Did you, separately?
You put your head underwater?
Are the jets on?
I'm not teed.
head under the water in the jacuzzi is fucking crazy that's peach all day put your head under the water
how you put that story on the pod no what Pete put his head under water the jacuzzi I think on a
patreon a long time yeah when me and Pete were in St. Thomas well why did he do that yeah why he's
Pete bro listen man it was a family reunion at that was staying at a resort and there was a lot of young
women of age uh-huh I mean in the jacuzzi and peach had had a lot to drink was right after
Palooza. Okay, there you go. Shout to Pige. And he
swam underwater in the jacuzzi and pop up on Shorty.
Like between her legs. All consensual.
Yeah. But he went underwater in a
jacuzzi. I just think that's crazy. That's nasty.
Putting your head under the water in the jacuzzi is
fucking insane. It's emerging from a jacuzzi's nuts.
Okay, but what if it was? It was smaller than this carpet.
Oh my God. He swam past. He swam like under
my legs to get there. That's.
Like, it wasn't like a bit. He had to maneuver.
That's fucking disgusting, which means I know he opened his eyes under there too.
Oh my God, he had to see where he was going.
Jesus Christ, no, that's nasty.
That's disgusting.
Yeah, in essence, is disgusting to me, though.
I'm just like a germaphobe.
You never had sex in a jacuzzi?
I did once and I felt bad for her after.
Well, I was like, she was like on the top, like, she wasn't in the water and my legs was
like I was standing up.
Like, she was like laying on her back outside of the jacuzzi.
Yeah, I did.
But never like in the water.
Like that, in water sex to me is crazy.
I've got a head like that.
Under, she was underwater.
Yeah, that's cool.
Who the fuck you're getting head?
You're drowning early?
No, it was just like in the moment.
You had your penis and her mouth underwater?
Yeah.
How does that work?
I don't want to show you.
Is she alive?
Yeah.
It was great day for me.
Wait, how was it good though?
How did you?
Like, did she just go down there to like kiss?
Why?
You can't suck.
If you get all that water and it was a mix.
It was a mix of pool water.
and it.
It wasn't the most hygienic thing.
I don't think you felt the spit.
I'll be honest with you.
I felt the mouth.
I just feel like getting head under water is like...
It's a lot better than you think.
It's like...
Doesn't she swallow water when she does it?
I guess.
That's not my fault.
Oh, she's aqua woman.
For sure.
How the fuck do you even do that?
Yeah, I don't...
That's not fun.
Was her nose above the water?
Because I can see how you can do it.
Scoop ahead?
What's she?
Alexoobahead is crazy.
The scuba head?
You keep your nostrils above the crocodile.
It's not that serious.
A crocodile is one.
Resurface.
I was a little concerned at one point.
That's sick.
Keep your nostrils above the water.
Did you bust under water?
Absolutely not.
No?
No.
I was more concerned than I was.
That's interesting.
That has to be top three worst head ever.
It was just interesting.
Like, I'm not going to knock it.
I've had worse head than that.
You're in it for the story?
100%.
The top three
It would be two more
That's worse than that
But that's top three
Getting jacuzzi head is
It sounds cool
No that's terrible
In theory
Getting head in water is terrible
That's the worst head
I still can't fathom
scientifically how that could even work
Yeah that's terrible
Well you don't have the jaws
A life for Rory
I think it was a bussy
Thank you
And I appreciate that time
It's not the jaw
It's the intake of your lungs
Like how do you even
Take that much water in
When putting a dick in your mouth
I would assume if she would
It's like hooka
Like you don't inhale
Guys I don't
First of it all the way
Into your lungs
I can't tell you how to do it.
Leave it in your mouth.
So his dick was airtight?
Like I don't understand.
Kind of those.
You can't compare it to hookah smoke.
No, because with hookah, like when you got to hang out, you don't let the hookah smoke go down your throat.
So you wouldn't let the water go down your throat.
You'd let it go in your mouth.
So you do the thing where you close the back of your throat and the water would just stay in your mouth and you would breathe.
Way too dedicated.
There's a dick in there.
I feel like that just fucks things up.
Have you given jacuzzi head?
No.
Get the fuck out of here.
You definitely have fucking one of them.
She just gave a dick.
The how to?
Step by step by step.
Yeah.
That sounds about right.
I would assume that you would do.
At the Hyde and Syracuse.
How I would assume.
In theory.
The hide in Syracuse.
With L.L.
Long Island.
Yeah.
Safe shit.
All right.
Do we got one more?
Yeah.
Let's do it.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
What the question?
Pause.
Pause that.
Pause that.
Pause that.
Cicero, Cicero.
First of all, my nigga.
Lower your tone.
Lower your tone when you call here, be.
Like, what the fuck?
Are you part of boys to men?
Yeah.
What the fuck is that?
Can you turn Cicero down, take some reverb off this niggas throat or something, man?
Hey, yo.
Also, why do you have like three seconds of airs to get ready to go to the car seat?
Yeah, start that over and take some reverb off of that.
Hey, what's up, everybody?
My name is Cicero.
My friends call me cereal.
All right, stop, stop, stop, stop.
Stop, stop.
First of all, my nigga, let me explain something to you.
Don't ever tell me your friends call you cereal.
say this question is from all. No, it ain't.
Don't address me when niggas call you
cereal, y'all. What the fuck is going
on right now? Cereo.
Like fruit loops? Yeah, what the fuck? And it's not like
it's short and down. They could call you Cicero.
It's like the same syllable.
Yeah, like cereal? Like, just say Cicero at that point.
Yeah, like, what the fuck is? Oh, my God.
All right, man. Go ahead, Julian.
He should have led with cereal and not told his real name.
Just go ahead, Julian. I'm sorry, man.
Cissom.
Here for Warren, Julian, baby D, E.
Yomi
Yo-me.
Look.
So me and my girl
I've been together
for three years
and got a cat.
Right?
A cat?
Left.
She went to Europe.
She's doing
some astrophysicist
shit.
I don't know how long
it's going to take
but she's gone
for the next four months.
She's been gone for a month.
So like two weeks ago
I hid up my friends
and I was like,
hey, yo, y'all want to come over?
It's just weird as hell
being around the house
and ain't nobody here.
Like I ain't used to that.
So they come over.
I'm like, cool.
One of my friends
hits me up halfway through
he's like,
hey, oh,
was cool with my friends last through and I was like yeah
so don't come over it's all good it's all cool
he comes over
uh we're chilling for a little bit but then before the night
years he's like hey yo you got a cat
and I was like yeah and then he starts saying like
you can't be a man with a cat
and I was like so when the cat's hungry
you're like hey come get your food puddles
what?
You're like hey come eat puddles
so I'm like yeah that's that's my cat
He's like, ain't no straight man in this world got a cat.
He's listening to all these things.
He's like, be more aggressive.
He's like, hey, be like, hey, come in puddles.
But I'm like, no, no, no, no.
So anyway, my question is, mom, is it hip-hop?
Can I have a cat?
Can we stop?
This has to be the last, is it hip-hop straight question.
We're tracking these way too much.
No, he's great.
First of all, puddles is an amazing name for a cat.
I want to make that clear.
Puddles is a good name.
I love that name for any animal.
Puddles is funny.
Puddles is a funny name.
Sounds like a calico.
So a straight man can't have a cat?
It was, listen.
He never been to the Bronx.
I was going to say, my buddy Hector has a cat.
He has a cat because he's off cat vibes.
He has a cat because he has mice.
He lives in the Bronx.
He has mice.
No.
Probably why he has a cat.
His cat's name is socks.
Yeah, he kills mice.
Your cat is probably a hunter, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
So if you live in the inner city, you live in the hood, you know, apartment buildings
usually have mice, rod, rod,
problems. That's probably why
most people have cats that live in
What if he just likes cats? You can like cats, but if you own a cat
in the hood, more times than not, you're trying to keep mice out of your
apartment. I like cats.
It is kind of weird when a guy owns a cat though
and not a dog. It is a little like
why? Why? Because cats are so
I'm not a cat person, but I don't know. I grew up with a cat.
I feel like Rory, a cat would have been better for you than Bays.
here's why cats don't require as much attention.
But I want to give Bayes attention.
I know, but like they don't require for you to be home.
You see what I'm saying?
But that's why Bayes would just go with me everywhere, even to L.A.
You can't bring a cat everywhere like that.
Yeah, you can't bring a cat everywhere.
You'd be weird to bring a cat everywhere.
You'd be weird to own a cat too.
That's my whole point.
Like cats are just so like anti-social.
Well, for the most part, they're independent.
They're self-sufficient.
I told the story how I didn't know one of my homeboys
the cat until we were probably like 18
and we knew each other since we were like six
and he had the cat for like 12, 11 years
and one day the cat just walked in the liver
I was like, whose fucking cat is this?
He was like mine. I was like, when did you get a cat?
Because the cat, he said anytime the doorbell rings
the cat runs under the couch, runs under the bed,
whatever, whatever. So naturally whenever I go over
and we got to ring the bell, he would hide.
This was just the day I guess the cat wanted to say hello.
So it is a little,
it's a little,
I got questions.
If you own a dog, I'm not, I don't have no questions.
But if you're my homeboy and you own a cat, I'm like, so tell me, how did this, how did this happen?
But it's how does this girl's cat?
So that's cool.
It's your girl's cat.
That's all you got to say.
It's my girlfriend's cat.
So single man, not hip hopped on a cat.
Single man, no.
Damn, sorry.
That's not hip hop.
I grew up with a cat.
Yeah, but that's a family cat.
We also know that you're a family cat.
A fairy.
I had pizza hats from, my, my mom had a cat.
name Lassie.
That's a
fake assing.
Fake ass name like that.
That would be irony.
I don't know how to say
That's a dog name.
It's a main coon cat.
I'm trying to say it quick enough.
No,
say it.
It was your main coon.
What did you call it?
That was his main coon.
That was his main.
That was his main cool.
Trying to say it quick so you guys didn't catch it.
That's the name of the fucking cat.
That was his top coon.
Hardest worker.
That cat hated me so fucking much.
Any time I walk past it, it would swipe.
And those cats are like this fucking big.
They're huge.
Evil.
I just fucking,
I just hated cats ever since then.
Yeah.
I still PTSD.
Cats are evil.
They're not evil.
Cats are evils.
Lassie was evil as fuck.
Man,
I was in college when Lassie died
and my mom called me and was like,
oh, that's the cat your mom had?
It wasn't that big,
but it was a big cat.
That's a cat would have gotten.
No, that's like a probably fake virus.
That's the fucking.
They're very big.
They're very big cats.
Long cats are long.
Bigger than Basley, for sure.
At that point,
you get a dog.
Basley small.
I don't want a cat that.
That's a fucking bobcat.
This is big as shit.
Well,
no,
ironically,
my dad got us the cat
and then left.
That's a true story.
My dad came back with a cat
and then moved to Baltimore.
That's a great story.
I'm 100%
I got out of it.
I'm leaving to Baltimore.
Yeah.
That's a lot of Baltimore.
And then my mom ended up
just loving the cat.
We never,
got along and my mom
called me, it lives fucking forever. I was
11 when we got it. Then when I was
in college, my mom called, hey,
last year, dad. I was like, thank fucking God.
She's like, how could you say that?
Were you, I saw scars on my arm from your
fucking favorite pet. I probably, yeah, that cat.
I like wouldn't go in the living room because that cat
was in there. Yeah, I don't, I don't,
see, you didn't know last. He didn't know last.
He didn't know last. He didn't know last.
You didn't know last. You didn't know last. You didn't know last. He didn't
had them accountants. I already know.
You didn't know. See, you wouldn't be talking this
way if you knew last. That's one of the reasons why I really
don't particularly care for cats is because
I think they're way more unpredictable than dogs.
Yeah. Way more unpredictable.
He and trust a cat, bro. They got herpy tongues.
Like, I just don't like it. What is that?
What is that? Their tongues are very bumpy.
You never had a cat licky before?
Very technical. No.
Really?
No. It's like sandpaper.
Yeah. It's very bumpy.
Nobody's cat is licking me.
I mean, I'll lick some cat.
I think our cat.
You know what I'm saying?
Our cat lives on it.
She was like 17 or 18.
Your cat died at 18?
She was, we got her in 2000.
She passed away, I think in like 2017 or 2018.
She was old.
Wow.
Very grumpy.
You used to pick your cat up and kiss it.
If I had one, not just random cat.
No, your cat.
Your family cat.
Cats don't want to be kissed.
Like, Bays wants all the attention in the world.
That's what I'm asking.
I'm like.
Our cat was cool until my parents got the dog.
And then she hated everyone.
Oh, yeah.
That makes sense.
Yeah, she was like, I'm at the end of my life,
and then you brought this mess into the house.
And it was like, the whole.
Just like, I'm about to die and this is what you want a dog.
Lassie used to beat the shit out of Monson, my dog.
Damn, you got some white ass.
Monson.
Lassie and Monson.
Well, so Thurman Monson was a catcher for the Yankees.
Yes.
And that's where Monson, they don't know that.
Oh, okay.
Monson's old for us, little.
Yeah.
But no, yeah, Thurman Monson.
Your mom was a big Thurman Monson fan?
No, my dad.
When he left, he left.
The dog stayed too.
My dad was a huge stervent.
My dad was a huge sturm.
That man just said blank slate.
He was like, start fresh.
Keep everything.
Keep my clothes, everything.
I'm out.
No, but the dog was there since I was like a baby.
So that, I mean, I guess it kind of made sense.
I loved Monson.
That was my dog since I was a baby.
But the cat, like you can't just show up with a cat and then leave the next day.
Yeah, that's just weird.
He did.
That's wild.
I guess he felt, you know, in his absence, he wanted the house to still feel.
No, because if you think about it, like a cat is like a,
father. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. 100%. Yeah, but you put it like that? They don't need.
Self-sufficient. Especially when about to enter your teenage year. The guidance you really need
come from a cat. The main coon. The angles are cool. Your main coon. Who named the Maine
cat? Are they from Maine? Is that way to breed originates? Is that how it's
spelled for real? Like Maine, the state and then the word I'm not going to say? Yeah, I don't think
it's spelled. What do you mean? No, I don't think they're from Maine. It says M-A-I-N-E.
Oh, all right. Maybe they are. Oh, wow. Yeah. Okay, they're from Maine.
What's their origin?
I thought they were like Asian cats or some shit.
We're currently looking at Maine Coon Cats guys.
Yeah, we're looking at MaineCatts.
Oh, it's the state cat of Maine.
Wow, okay.
Maine.
Maine.
And where'd the Coon come from then?
Now that's to be broken down on the call back.
Because if you see the description,
if you see the description, it explains thoroughly why it's called Maine.
Yeah.
And then doesn't say with that second word, it's not a Maine cat.
It's a Coon.
Coon is descended from these
brought to New England by settlers
settlers?
There he goes.
You know, settlers always had the best intentions.
Here you go.
The Quakers.
The Coons.
That's hilarious.
All right.
Cereal.
They said that's what his name was.
Cereo.
Cicero.
Oh, shit.
Sorry.
Octavius.
I don't know.
It was some crazy answer.
You thought he was a transformer?
Octavius Prime.
I don't know.
It was the little boy.
her name Octavius for sure.
It's definitely not hip hop to be single and
own a cat. Why is Madison Square Garden
in this? Who's
bringing this cat to Madison Square Garden?
Probably is a cat show.
Yeah, there's cat shows at the garden.
Of course. Yeah. Are you kidding me?
What? I don't think that's a weird thing not to know.
Why are you guys like...
Because there's dog shows at the garden.
That makes sense.
Dogs actually do shit.
Cats do too.
You think cats are the most agile
planet, one of the most agile
planets on a planet.
One of the most agile.
animals on a planet.
They're like,
no, kill me for a
O Jakuzy, though, right?
I'm just, no, definitely.
That's a little pool of jay.
I meant to say planets
but not right there.
But yeah,
cats are agile as fuck.
Absolutely,
they should be in a show.
You didn't want to have a cash show?
Over and under on what Torrey Lanes
is going to be sentenced to that.
Wow, that's insane to go from that.
I think he's going to get that 13.
I think he's going to get three
and do one.
What?
There's no way you think that.
I think that's an interesting.
You think he's going to do one year in jail?
I think he's going to get three.
No.
Three into one.
I think he's going to get that full 13 for sure.
Yeah, I don't think.
I don't think they're allowing somebody to get shot in Beverly Hills and...
No.
Sit down for one.
You're not firing a gun that many times in that area near those private houses and then striking a woman and only doing a year.
You think you'll get sentenced 13 and do the full or what will you think he'll get out?
I think he'll do 10.
Okay.
I think he'll probably do 10
between 7 and 10
but I do think he'll be deported
Oh that's gonna be
I mean that's gonna be deported to Toronto
than do time and jail
No they're gonna make him do the time
And then to be deported after
But I'm saying that's the least of the worry
Not for him
Being deported and not being able to come back to the states
But he's not gonna
do shit in the states regardless
Since he's been guilty
He's gonna make his money in Dubai
do, why he's not going to care about that? He's being deported from the United States.
Yeah. He'll make money overseas because overseas don't really give a fuck.
As an as a recording artist, you need to come through the United States.
I think as a recording artist that has shot a woman and has the stain that Torrey Lanes has,
he wouldn't have come over here regardless. What do you mean? He would. I think he would have.
He was here. I think he would.
But after all this, I don't see him doing jail time and then making as much money as he would overseas.
that he would.
Why do you think he's going to make money
overseas? Overseas doesn't
particularly care. You have more
of a range of countries that don't give
a fuck. I'm with you on that Dubai way. They don't get a fuck.
Curious what the appeal
situation will be. Because I know the new
lawyers were trying to say no jail time, just put
him in counseling for alcoholism.
That's not going to happen.
I saw a state of California.
State of California ain't going for that.
I saw a really funny
headline
that said
Tori Lane says he's not
guilty, but if he is guilty, it's because of alcoholism and childhood drama.
It's too late for that.
I think, you know, I think that he would have had a better chance going that route if that
was his stance from the very beginning.
For sure.
Like, if he had said, yo, I got drunk and I did do it.
I didn't mean for that to happen, but I was fucking twisted.
Had that been his stance from the gate?
He got right on the stand and said that.
Still doing jail time?
I think still doing jail time, but I think that it would have been less aggression.
with the jail time.
I don't think the prosecutors
would have asked for 13 in that case.
No.
But his stance, his arrogance,
his ego, all of that leading up to it.
Kelsey got up on the stand lying
and playing around with them.
All of that.
He wasted a court time and a lot of shit to me.
Yeah, this is where
them asking for 13 comes into play.
But if he from the gate would have said,
yo, listen, I got drunk.
No criminal record.
Yeah, yeah.
They would have been more,
they would have looked at more things
and been a little more lenient.
Like, okay, he already admitted to us
that he was drunk.
He fired the gun.
Didn't mean to whatever.
For some reason, they thought he could beat.
They thought he was beating it.
Like, they thought that he could win that case.
Even after that phone call with Kelsey, they thought he could beat that case.
I just don't understand how they thought that.
That was absolutely crazy.
But, you know, if people, their thing is, oh, they got to prove it.
A lot of people say they got to prove I did it.
So maybe they thought they had, you know, beyond a reason.
Because they got to prove beyond a reasonable doubt.
Let's try to raise that reasonable doubt.
And they might be able to beat this.
No, that's not how to happen.
Tori Lane's should get hired as a PR agent the most.
moment he gets out because the PR that was out there before that case even had me thinking like,
oh man, maybe this case isn't what we thought it was.
Yeah.
And then like you hear like, oh yeah, no, the neighbor said that saw a woman fire the gun.
And then the neighbor was like, you know, I saw Tori do it.
But that was people falling victim to just read it, whatever they are.
I don't know the real.
I know everyone on the internet is extremely pro-tory and we should be happy that Meg was shot.
I get it, guys.
I get it, Reddit.
it. But that case was fucking nuts.
Tori had the greatest PR spin ever in that entire case.
I know you guys will say it's because that's the real truth, but I don't know.
That's the real truth. Not according to the state of California.
Well. And that's what I'm in this case.
But yeah, we'll just have to see. What we got going on for the rest of the week?
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