New Rory & MAL - Episode 194 | Super Voicemails

Episode Date: August 22, 2023

Eddin here! Gonna write out this description while the rest of the gang is out. Hope your enjoying my grammar ;) Aloha from the Bahamas! The team is on vacay so we brought you a super voicemail episode. Rory, Mal, and the gang discussed phobias, dealing with toxic friend groups, anger issues, and a lot more! Here's an extra filler liner discussing other topics Julian would put in the description. I hope everyone's having a great time. I'm sure Rory's burnt to crisp. Demaris already got her IG foot pics off. Pretty sure Julian hit only pars and bougies during his tee-time. Mal's probably just at home relaxing. Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. How they were killing me because I said people have choices? No, no, no, that's not what it is. That's what you said. It's not that people have choices is that when you talk about the fact that some people, right? This is about to get bad. Yeah, I know.

Are we recording at least? Yes. Oh, great. Okay. You're saying, you were saying that's it. You didn't give me the fucking auxiliary court. You're fired. This is fucking crazy.

I just hit the fucking thing. It's not connected. I'm sick of this shit. No, worry. T-time. T-time. T-time. T-time.

T-time like I got a cup of this shit. T-time like golf had a quarter to six. I love the fuck on a regular bitch. Famous host lame, but they stay on my dick. Heard your new joint is embarrassing shit. You talk to the cops on some therapist shit. You act like you love this American shit. But really the truth is you scared of the six.

Yeah, you're scared of the six. Yeah, you're scared of six. So it wasn't necessarily that people have choices that people were coming at you for, right? Why are you laughing? It's of the fact. Because they know I'm about to fucking kill you. That's fine. We'll figure that out.

We'll see. Yeah. It's of the fact that you're making it seem like there are some people who are employed, right? Who are in bad situations that feel like they have actually no choice. I made it seem like that? Yes. Yes. I made it seem like people were employed and have no choice.

No. Wait, hold on. You painted as if everybody has a choice to do what they want to do. Yes, obviously we all have choices. Exactly. That's it. Stop right there. Stop right there.

Everybody has a choice. Stop right there. Let's say people are family. There are ramifications, mall. That's why I didn't say nothing. That whole discussion. There are choices. You have a choice.

Okay. Period. I'll agree with you. There's choices that could be made. Choices have consequences. Now, let's say if I have a whole family that I have to take care of, I'm in a bad work situation, but that's still money flowing into my account to help. or like to feed my family,

there's no real choice there. Yes, it is. I'd quit and then I'm putting my family in risk of a lot of shit. You quit your children, you do something. You think people don't quit their jobs every day? Um, yeah.

Sure. I mean, yeah, I could give you that one. I can't. I mean, but sometimes you have to power through under circumstances because you have to provide. I mean, we did.

We quit our seven figure job to go to another seven figure job. We did it. Yeah, people quit their job. risking that. Like, come on, bro. Yeah, people quit their jobs. It happens.

People quit seven, eight figure jobs. It happens. That's my point. People walk away from $100 million. It happens. To go to another seven figure job. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It doesn't matter. It's not about what you're making. It's not about, no, no, it does not. It does not matter. It does not matter. It does not matter.

That's the thing that people put into the, into the whole thing. What I'm making. No, you can go get another fucking job. It's not that. Bet on yourself. The fact that you don't want to bet on yourself and make a move because you feel like, oh, I can't let this. That's on you. But my statement was clear. You have a choice. You were saying, oh, no, they don't have a choice. No, you have a choice.

A lot of people don't have that technical choice. Yes, they do have that choice. A lot of people, a lot of people don't believe in themselves. A lot of people are complacent where they're at. A lot of people are content where they at. You always have a choice. That was my statement. You always have a choice. That was my statement. It also just sounds so black and white. Because it is black and white. It's not. Yes, it is. Black and white. So, Maul, to your point, fine.

Everyone has a choice, but there's a lot of nuance that goes into that that can. The only nuance is people is people, no, the only nuance is people feeling like, oh, I may not land on my feet. Oh, I may not get another eight, seven-figure job. Doubt is the only thing that keeps people from taking risk and doing things. It's not always doubt. It's also, to Edens' point, if you're providing for people, if you have a rent that's due, bills to pay, like, just living. Everybody has bills to pay. Everybody.

So I'm saying you have to maintain a lifestyle to provide for yourself and whoever else you may be providing for. The people who rely on you. So you can't, yes, you might want to just be able to just walk away. But you still have to, those things don't go away just because you're not feeling your job. I'm not saying those things go away. My statement was somebody allegedly was in a situation where they felt like, oh, I have to go to a strip club because if I don't, I feel like I'll lose my job. Are you fucking kidding me? Like, are you kidding me?

It was a sex club and also they made her eat a banana out of somebody's vagina. We forgot to bring that up. On the way to the box, you could just say no. Like on your way to the banana, you could be like, no. I feel like I'm going to lose my job if I don't eat this banana out of this pussy. Like, are you kidding me? Like, what are we talking about here? This is clearly a case of agendas versus agendas.

I don't know if y'all see that or not. This is victim, this is victim agenda, victim culture versus whatever culture Lizzo's, and agenda Lizzo is pushing. What's the agenda? That's what it is. Whatever agenda she's pushing. Whatever it's in being girls, empowerment, whatever she, everybody has a agenda. That's an agenda?

Absolutely. I just think it's funny she was being considered for the Super Bowl. That's the real crime here. I feel like you guys were very offended by that, yeah. That she was considered for a Super Bowl. I didn't even know that at the time. Lizzo should not be considered for the Super Bowl. Why not?

I don't think she was considered like as like a full main event. It probably would have did how they did co-play, Bruno and Beyonce. But, first of all, the way, those three. So co-play Bruno Mars and Beyonce. And then there's Lizzo. Yeah. Listen, she's cool. I get it.

She's empowering. She's an asshole, whatever the fuck she is. But she's not Super Bowl worthy. Name three Lizzo songs. Oh, I mean, that's not that. Name three reason songs. We're not doing that. We're not doing that.

That's why reason is not on the Super Bowl. Yeah, exactly. Because TDE won't put them there. Yeah, it's Moose's fault. Everyone knows top can just go to Jay-Z and be like, yo, put reason on the Super Bowl. And it happened. Exactly.

Absolutely. People are so lazy. Also, no, I don't think Lizzo was as big as Bruno Mars, Cole, Play, and Beyonce. Of course not. That's my point. She's bigger. All right.

I mean, that was coming. Come on. Y'all knew that was coming. I understand Mall's point. I think people took his point away, in a way he didn't mean it. Because, of course, in all jobs, there is pressures to do things

that maybe you don't want to do. But there has to be some of a line and choice that you need to make. But Ma has a history on this podcast of not being sensitive to other people's like just thinking everything is black and white. You are very black and white. You're very black and white. And life

is not black and white. As much as you would like for it to be life is not black and white. Life is what you make it. I'm mixed. Sometimes I think it's like a box of chocolates. Life is what you make. You never know what you're going to get is what I always say. That's something that I came up with. Yeah. Worry gum. Listeners, I don't know if you could tell. Don't come up with that again. You don't think that was a fire bar? No, I don't.

I answered your question. Now what? What a dumb phrase. Like, when you open a whole box of chocolates, like you can see which one you're going to get. No, not exactly. You know what you're going to. It says it's labeled. But like back then, they might not have had the labeling.

They didn't have a label back in the day. You bite into it. You don't know if it's going to have that orange. You might bring out. Please. They caught AIDS. Do you think they only let him get that off or it's such a profound bar because of the type of person he was?

Because he was technically out. Who? Forest Gump? Yeah. Like if it was like But he didn't even say the line It was like it was um what's his name's character From Goodwill hunting

Like the genius that he was If he was like life's like about they'd be like okay Like whatever He wouldn't still be at Harvard Yeah exactly He's like okay buddy Not with that attitude How do you like that map?

Either solve for X or shut the fuck up Yeah exactly But in Forrest's case Because he was the way he was I feel like that's what made it That's what resonates But his his cancer dwelling mother said it It wasn't really it wasn't a forest bar

His mom got to He draked it. Yeah, his mom got that old. That was his mantra, though. His mom pinned that and he ran with it. Open a box of chocolates. You can clearly see which one you're going to get. Not every time.

That's why she had cancer. Wow. That's... What's wrong with you? I don't know. I thought we were here to do voicemail. We're in a great deal today. Everybody's in a very still...

V time, V time. That's what we should do for... Ooh, V time. We all have to sing in the same time for voicemail because we're talking about we need like an intro. You're right. We could just all... One, two, two.

Go three. Vita. Vita. Skated to V. V. Time. No, but you got to say, like, it's all of us. I will never say V time.

Scared of the V. Oh, my God. He's scared of the V. He's scared of the V. Scared of the V. With venereal disease, yeah. Definitely terrified of venereal diseases. If you were working for Lizzo, would you have eaten that banana out of that vagina?

It is vegan. That is vegan. Pussy vegan? No, extra potassium. I'm not eating no banana on no strippers pussy. Are you kidding? It was actually a sex club. All right, but what if she squeezes it out with the peel on and then you have

the option to unpeel it and then eat it. And you're hungry. Never. Or when she squeezes it out, her pussy holds onto the peel and the banana pops up. That's talent. That's a strong pussy. That is talent. That is very talent.

I wouldn't. Look out talented dead pussy is. Let me have some. It's like trying to try the cherry tie with your tongue. I can do that. You ever try that? I've done it. Look me in my eyes again and ask me if you think I have a try to try with his tongue.

He's not. He's not ever. You never try to impress a girl like that? No. Me neither. That's not impressed. That's a Hispanic man shit. Me neither.

That's not impressive to a girl. You think a girl was impressive if you could do that? She's like, y'all never ever talking to his widow like him, but okay, fine. Jesus. Wait, so you did it?

Just so you get out of your Shirley Temple and try to impress her? Yeah, who do you take it out of you? Why do it? I didn't have a cherry. Mixing it some bad bunny and threw a cherry string and a cherry stem in his mouth.

That was hard for you to come out. Through a cherry in your high noon? Y'all got bugging. Y'all try before. You never tried to do that. I can assure you. I've never tried to hear you. Jerry.

I really promise you anything. I promise you I've never tried. Out of all things I'll promise you that. I promise you I've never done that. Promise. All right. Well, today we're here to, because we have a lot of voicemails that we haven't gotten to.

So some people fill some type of way because we haven't answered their voicemails on air. So today we're going to use this episode to answer as many voicemails as possible. And have some fun with the callers and their crazy lives. And hopefully we have some hidden gems in here somewhere. Hidden jams. Uncut jams Uncut jams? Is that the movie?

Is that a thing? Is that in the movie? No, that's how she was saying it on her press run. Oh. It's like uncut jams. Wow, that was the first of the time. Uncut jams. She lives in my neighborhood.

She was the craziest catfish of all the time. She looks nuts now. No, she was fired. In that movie, she looked amazing. What are we talking about again? She had a nice weight on her. Stop telling her business. She lives nearby.

I see her all the time. She looks rough. But she's obviously going through something, Julie. Who are we talking? She dated Kanye West. Yeah. Oh. She's going to do something.

All right. First one. What's up, y'all? So I got a problem. I'm extremely scared of spiders. Oh. And I live in an area with a lot of spiders. And every time.

I'm sorry. Can I just say it? I'm sorry. It's just visually. I'm like, yo, is it a lot of spiders in that town? Can I just say? Can I just say what this gentleman is? No.

No. No. No, no. Well, it doesn't help. His name's Cosmo. Relax. Relax. Relax. All right, man. He's a fairy. Y'all going to listen to me one day. All right. Smells like bitch in here. Wow. First time. I see a spider in the house. My girlfriend has to kill it for me. And I was just wondering.

Oh, she's going to fuck somebody else. I know if Ma was a roommate of mine, then he would, you know, kill him for me. well would you do that for cosmo if i was cosmo if i was your roommate and you woke me up because there was a spider and you wanted me to kill the spider for you i will kill the spider didn't kill you how about that the spider first not just kill no him first like what the fuck this is why you woke me up but picture mall getting woken up by a roommate and then like putting his robe on like oh cosmo again sick again like what do you want it's a spider in the bathroom okay yeah let's keep going i wonder how a girl and i was just wondering i was just wondering if that's hip-hop i know if mahl

was a roommate of mine then he would you know kill him for me you know i don't know if rory would i asked the mares on instagram live she said she's not scared to spiders uh julian definitely would not kill the spider for me he probably why did he say that so definitive Yeah, he probably would. Would you kill the spider? I'm not afraid. I don't have arachnophobia. I'll kill a spider. No, he wouldn't kill a spider. I just said I would. Julian would put it in a cup and then free it outside in the local park.

No, they'd kill it by accident again. He would take it to a local park. He decaditated a pigeon in our... What? Oh, you put that on me. He killed the fucking little lizard we had. That is true. You did kill Geico. I killed insurance company.

Yeah, you did. What did we name him again? Oh, Larry. He was dead when he got here, though. Yeah. You named a carcass. Larry the Geico. All right.

Well, I tried. Well, I don't have an arachnophobia. So personally, I'm not going to kill the spider for you. I'm going to tell you to grow some fucking balls, you fucking fairy. But, I don't think you can do all that. This is why men have anger. I don't think you can do all that. Yeah.

I don't. Wait, let's finish us and then you can do that. Wait, there's more. Yeah. And, uh, you know, Ed and might just make it dance. So, yeah, just, you know. You're a good DJ. So scared to spiders that your girlfriend needs to kill him.

Cosmo, no. That is definitely not hip hop to be that scared of a spider to have to wake your girl up to kill a spider. Well if it's a huge spider. And if she fuck somebody else, you can't be mad.

We all have phobias, but he also has to be cool with during an argument. She may say to him, at least my bitch asses is scared of spider. Yeah. You got to get that off. That's going to hurt you in an argument one day.

She's definitely going to weaponize that again. issue. Also, that's so exaggerated. But, like, they're not even that big. There's six common house spiders in the United States. Unless he lives like fucking Australian or some shit, I'm not... Oh, then at that point, I'm with him.

Yeah, that's really... Yeah, like, what kind of spider? Is it the spider that... It's a camel spiders. I'm sure the house spiders. Yeah, because they got the... The jumping spider on fuck with, though. They got the spiders that you try to kill it and then all the babies on his back and the babies run off his back. Oh, wow. That's what you got to get the blow torch for that.

That would be that for sure. Yeah. have to murder a village. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You have to get this low talk for that. I mean, you got to burn the whole house. I want to make fun of them, but like, arachnophobia is real.

It's super if you have a phobia, that's something that has a hold on you psychologically. It's not per se like, yes, it's a... Yeah, but there's nothing wrong with that. He just needs to be prepared for it being thrown back in his face. Oh, for sure.

But don't you grow out of your phobias? No. I'm never... You can mend them and try to work on them, but you can't, like, it's still, it's in you. It's a part of it. I grew out of the phobia I had. I was claustophobia.

I was claustophobia. Definitely one phobia that hasn't moved. You leaded into that. Why do you keep putting that? You know, it's disrespectful to, like, my gay friends that hear this. But they know that you're not homophobic. I know, but just, you know, the people that don't know me, they might be like, really, he's homophobic?

Yeah, they definitely don't think that. No. Where would they get that idea from? You were claustrophobic? You were claustrophobic? Yeah. Hell yeah. Real bad when I was a kid.

Well, where did it manifest itself? Elevators? elevators. I used to get really scared, like, once the train went underground, if it would stop. Oh, really? No, it stops between stations sometimes. Yeah, that shit was bad. Yeah, that's one that we used to get.

But now, I don't... I feel like in New York, that's something you got to grow out of quick. For sure. For survival. Well, no, I had to grow out of that quick because I used to stay in my cousin's house every weekend, and she lived on the 23rd floor. And I was so scared of elevators, I would walk up 23 flights just a day. Wow. Yeah, as a kid.

But yeah, they said that. Did something happen, though, like, in a closet? it like no i got stuck in the elevator once and i just was okay got how long like maybe six minutes oh but i mean as a kid that's a long time and then well they say that the cure for phobias is um like you have to be you have to be around your fear in order to get over it yeah that's what i'm saying like you grow out of it at some point i'm afraid of snakes i'm never signing up to be really i don't give a fuck i do not care even a garden snake i any type it's so weird for people to be scared of things like that because you don't see those well she's not you don't see those

She's from Syracuse. Snake phobia is ophidiophobia. It's a weird word. Aphidiofobia. Have you ever seen snakes on a plane? No. It's a great movie. I could watch Fear.

Fear Factory used to be one of my favorite shows. I used to love when they used to eat, make them eat like the balls of like the bulls and shit like that. But they start putting people in coffins with snakes and I stopped watching. And then he became a podcaster. Yeah. Congratulations. What about both of you actually?

Something that is. What about flying? And do you guys ever scared of flying at one point in your life? No, I'm not going to see. I've heard people say, No, Rory. I've heard people say once they have kids and they have a family, then that fear gets triggered because you start thinking of circumstances,

not about you, but if you were to go down, you would start thinking about your family and your kids and shit. Is that no? Don't care. I mean, that has crossed my mind, but I'm still going to get on a plane.

Yeah. With the snakes. Like, I used to be scared of heights. I'm not scared of heights anymore. Like, a lot of things that I used to be, as a child,

I used to be scared. I'm just not as an adult. I'm just like, it was so stupid that I was even scared of that at one point Did you guys ever go skydiving? Yeah, I tried but it was too windy No, that sucks I definitely would.

Skydiving? I don't know if I might go skydiving. Like with like To survive it like for fun? Yeah, for fun. Oh. Do you skydive for like, for real? Like in a real,

Jump out of a plane in a real situation? Like what else do you do that? Like yeah. It has to be for fun. Like, it's a fuck. I told the story on this pod when I went to go skydiving and it was too windy

and I told my dad about it and he was like you're really gonna have another man attached to your back. That's some dad shit to say like out of all of that Not anything about jumping out of a plane cool, that's fine

like that's rational right? But like why? You get a man scrapped to your back like that's such a dad answer. Jeline, do you have any phobias? I kind of doubt it. We should go skydiving for content.

I don't think so. No. You should. I feel like that would love to. I would join. Let's do it. I'm down. I'm more than down.

But I'm also... I'd be so fucking... I want to do it somewhere excited. Like, no offense. I don't want to skydive over New Jersey. I'm with you.

Because we went... Skydive over the French Alps. Yeah. That'd be fucking dope. That would be kind of... Swiss Alps. You're so rich and cool. We tried in Long Island

and I was kind of like, I should do this somewhere else. When I was in South Africa, I really wanted to, but no one wanted to go and I wasn't going to do the long. Skydive over this, the Hudson? The Nile River.

That'd be sick. In Egypt? Yeah. That would be kind of sick. I would do that. Yeah. Yeah. You should do it on tour if we're in somewhere fine.

Why wouldn't you do it? I'm curious. Why wouldn't you do it? I'm just not into skydive. Scared of the six. I don't think anyone is, well, they're just fine.

There's a thing. No, some people want to do it. I just never had no, I never thought about doing it. Bungee jumping I would never do. Yeah, I'm good on that. I feel like there's so many ways to go wrong.

I'm not putting my life in like the, in the hands of, in the elastic band. Yeah, but you're putting your hands on a parachute. So jumping out of a plane is, it's, To me, it wakes way more sense. At least there's a rope.

There's a trainer on you. There's a professional. Like there's a backup shoots. There's like other things. It's just your dolo and there's a rope and you're going over a bridge. Fuck that. Yeah, I don't like how the rope kind of, I'm afraid the rope's going to swing and I'm just going to fall.

Knock into a tree. I know that's irrational, but like I'm just. But also like when we're on tour, we get into an aluminum tube that goes 500 miles per hour. That happens. That happens all the time. So bungee jumping happens every day too.

Not as many fly. flights. I don't know. All right. Google that. I'm sure there's just amount of people bunch jumping per day.

You know how many flights take off and land every day? Every day. You know how many vacation spots are on the world? There's bungee jumping Monday through Sunday.

That's sick. And the shit is full every day. Sick. A plane's full every day. Yeah, but on a plane like at least if I die on a diet. How many people bungee jump a day? It's called bungee jump Mondays.

BJAM? How many feet? Do LeBron try to brand that to you? For sure. Sure. It's just still like, I don't know, it's weird. I would be afraid of hitting the ground easily if I was bungee jumping. No, they have parachutes that can hold you. Eddn, you shouldn't like deter yourself.

What are you trying to say about Edin? Are you trying to call me big? No. No, but I thought they have parachutes that go. You know how crazy that is? Yo, they got parachutes that can hold you. No, what I was like, you fat ass would be fine. They got parachutes that hold you is nuts.

They got three X parachutes. How much you do you away, DeMaris? No, I was just asking, like, why were you? afraid. Over 5 million people globally do bungee jumping. Not a day. A year? What is it? In what time frame? Now planes.

Whoever has these stats is the weirdest you move. Who's polling for bungee jumping? I guess you just call every bungee jump fucking company and just like how many jumpers did you have today? Flights. Yeah, but people fly days a little. Approximately 100,000 flights a day. Yeah, I'm going to go with that or a fucking bungee jumping idiot. Five millions.

Damn, idiot is great. In a year. Jesus. No, but that's counting like little fucking Sessna's and shit. There's only one person that jumps per bungee jump. That's counting like drones. That's counting drones. Do you guys ever have a, when you were younger or even now, like they say the second most common fear to death is public speaking.

Were you guys ever afraid to make a speech or anything like that? That's something that I was never scared to do. I was either. I was really good at that. I didn't like it, but I didn't fear it. I was just always such a fucking This doesn't count though You don't think this counts? No

What do you mean? This is a private I'm saying like the The scene like we're amongst each other We're all comfortable with each of the yes This goes out to a bunch of people But like we're in a very Comfortable space I always My only fear when we had to do like the public speaking

Shit in school was my friends Fucking with me when it was my turn to do That was my favorite we do Of we of course all did it But that was my fear like I'm not I'm gonna fail this because my friends Are gonna be in the backwards Somebody's going to do something stupid, make me laugh.

I was one of them teachers, pet people. I was always really good at speaking. Like, I put on a whole show. Oh, you definitely looked like you said. Oh, you forgot to check the homework. D embarrassed? If I did it, if I did it for sure. For sure.

And then we get pissed when somebody did it and I didn't do the homework. Were you guys ever afraid of the dark? Yes. I was. I just stopped being afraid of the dark maybe two years ago. Oh, you think darkness is your house. Wow, I would have never thought. I was terrified.

I wouldn't sleep alone either. I stopped being afraid to sleep alone at like 24. Do you sleep with the door all that closed? Is that why you still have the thing with the X? Because you just won't sleep alone. Yeah, that's why. You merely adopted the dog. I was born in it.

I'm molded by it. Why did you sound like MLKed there? Bain is it in MOK? You didn't know that? It didn't sound like M.A. They assassinated him, you know? You didn't do that, man. So for audio listeners right now, we're looking at a chart full of the most popular phobias that people have.

What about needles? Zombies is hilarious. Terrified of needles. There is no zombies. Really? Still terrified of needles. Yeah, do you guys get a frame when you guys got a shot done? I don't mind needles.

Only COVID. Mm. I'd be honest. I really did. Like, the OG COVID test, I had a phobia of. I hated. Oh, the long. Yeah, the new ones was cool.

But the ones when they, like, scraped your thoughts. Your brain? You know, I was cool on that shit. When I was a kid, I didn't live. lose many of my teeth naturally. So I, since a young age, they would go in and do that when they numb your mouth. Oh, yeah, yeah. So when I've gotten so many teeth pulled, I was just never afraid because even that needle was like that. I was like, a 10 year old was like, this is, okay, this is normal. Yeah, my mom swore I had diabetes at every moment of my childhood. Like,

anytime I was thirsty, she's like, that's a symptom. And I would always have to get my finger pricked and put the blood in her little machine things. Like, needles were never a big thing. I just don't understand how you're scared of needles. It's a sharp point. Because they hurt. I can see it. Yeah, but fucking shirts.

Well, mine came from, I have a fear of pain. And with needles comes pain. So it was connected. Yeah, I have a tear. But it's not even really pain with a needle, though. It's like a,

that's just a prick. It's a quick pinch. Like, who do you ever got a tetan shot in your ass? Yeah. Why is your technique shot going in your ass? That's where it goes. Well, not in my ass. My tent shot goes in my shoulder.

What's, what, when you cut yourself? on rusty shit. The shot in your ass is a chlamydia. Go ahead. That they used to do that. That's not what happened. They gave me pills. Oh, no, they used to do a shot in the ass for either gonorrhea or chlamydia. Well, they just gave me pills.

Nice. For syphilis, I think it goes in your ass. Ah, that's my, I think that might be. So maybe it was when my syphilis was acting up. Your syphilis flared. Yeah, Tennis goes in your shoulder muscle. No, I got a tennis shot in my, like, it was more like my leg. It was like my ass leg. In the whole? It was your thigh. It was like over there.

Father O'Malley got you again, didn't he? He found a new reason for you to pull down your trousers. He said it was the body of Christ. Pull down your trousers and let me give you this tennis shot. This shot goes in the hole. You know, a priest's giving you a tetanus shot. It's fucking crazy. Yikes.

How did that priest get a needle? Oh, man. That's fucked up. A fear stranger. It numbs your whole fucking leg and you can like barely walk. Yeah, but being scared of needles is just, I think that's some shit you just, as a kid, pick up and as an adult you just keep with you like but that's the stupid to be scared of a needle like

what about it's a pinch for like two seconds and you are afraid of a fucking elevator but everybody else's thing is stupid a pinch being afraid of a pinch is crazy being afraid of an elevator is crazy no it's not you're in a fucking metal can in a in a fucking shaft way and there's plenty of dirty needles out here in the world how doctor did you come across dirty needle

at a doctor's office like what did it they just took it out of the back like what the fuck no blood What about blood? Does that freak you guys out? Other people's blood, not my own. Not really. I ain't scared of no blood, cause?

Yeah, I'm just crips. I'm not scared of no crips, cause. No, being scared of blood, I just think that's stuff that, again, as a kid. Something that really can't look at blood. Like, they'll freak out. Again, that's weird. You get nauseous, yeah. It's weird.

I don't really think I have very many phobias at all. Now that we're running through all. Strangers. Zombies. Strangers, for sure. And people I know. People? People?

Roy's phobia's people. Yeah, social interactions. It's sing-along in 9.30 on Friday. Oh, you're really, oh, you're not excited for this. Never mind. It's the one day we don't come in here and I could like maybe sleep in. Yikes. The fact that of this chart, public speaking is the most popular.

I get it. Always. That's so great. Because people are, you know, insecure and not confident. People aren't afraid of other people thinking about it. I mean, we see Roy reading ads. That's true. Yeah.

Scary. My heart starts pounding. Anytime I see better help, it just goes crazy. Was that your fear of public speaking when you didn't want to talk at your album release, your single? No. You seem fine. Didn't want to talk.

That was public his public speaking. Here we go, again. All right, guys, I know. Didn't want to speak. Oh, 45 minutes. How many more times? We were. No, it's not a fear.

We perform. Like, we performed for like 3,000 people. I didn't. Yeah, I was going to say, yeah, literally. Talking to 10 people that I know was not a big deal. Yeah, but now I understand drowning, but is it shouldn't be drowning or just water.

It's the fear of. No, just the fear of drowning. Not water because you can have a couple of water. Well, I think everybody's scared of drowning. drowning. Yeah. Skid of dying. No, but you can have a, you can be afraid of something and you can have a phobia of something.

That's a little different. So drowning is a phobia? No. What I'm saying is some people can have a fear. We all have a fear of drowning, right? Nobody wants to drown. Some people can't be around water because they're so terrified. Like, they're afraid that if they go anywhere near water, they're going to drown.

That's why they smell with their sit down smell. So they don't shower. That makes sense. I kind of have a fear of the ocean to some degree. I do. I'll go snorkeling, but like I'm not going like deep sea snorkeling. Like take me to the reef where you take the children. Like I'll go look at Dory and them.

I'm not going out to hang out with the orcopod. The sharks. Yeah, no, I don't think people should play with the ocean at all. Clowns? I understand people being scared at ocean, though. That I can understand. I'm terrified at ocean. Yeah, I'm not planning.

Yeah, what about clowns? That I can't understand. Would I be weird on this vacation to go snorkeling by myself? No. Don't get weird. Why is that weird? I think that'd be very peaceful for you. Don't implode.

He is not going to want to do that. It's weird, bro. She's scared of me. I just answered you. It's weird. It's not weird. It's weird to go snorkeling by yourself. On vacation?

No. You can do different. It's the Bahamas. Like, I would love to... First of all, it's weird. I'm not going to go on a vacation by yourself. He's not. But that's why, that's why going snorkeling by yourself will be weird.

Because usually people are together when they go snorkeling. Doing a vacation by yourself is weird? Yes. Not? A solo... A solo vacation you wouldn't do? me? I've been dying to go on vacation.

I've been dying. Solo staycation's weird. Like, bro, just stay vacation now. I'm not saying that. I've been looking up nannies. I might disappear. Bahamas might be a solo one for me. Yeah, right.

I might skip over to another island. Okay. Yeah. Good luck with that. Yeah, good luck with that. You know how that works out. That's just talking shit. My phobia is what would happen.

Yeah, exactly. Fear of ass-whipping. Yes. Clowns is crazy. Zombies. Like, do you guys really ever believe that's going to have? No, that's weird because they're not real. But.

zombies. Who's scared of a fucking zombie? What about ghosts? We're not all from Harlem, Mall. We don't all... I don't care what you from. No, there's zombies in Harlem. There's zombies in Harlem. That's what I'm saying.

We're not all from Harlem. We're not used to... Who's scared of them, though? They ain't... They're not doing nothing. They sleep. They don't eat brains, like, what is. Let's get to our next voicemail.

This is dragging. All right. There you go. Hey, what's up, y'all? This is Taylor. I'm a big fan of the show. Wait, stop. Came out to the show.

Is this the girl that tried to fuck Demaris on stage? Holy shit. It sounds like it. It sounds like her and her name was Taylor. This might. She said she came to the show. This is the real tea time. Yeah.

She was with the shit. Yeah, she was trying to give it up. Yeah, that's terrible. She was Tamara-type. You should take her to Cabo. Was she DeMaris-a-type? That shit, I don't worry. I promise you.

That girl will blow your back up. Taylor was crazy. Wow. Well, I mean, her dick won't go soft, so I would assume so. Didn't she tell you that on stage? That's like, all right? All right, Taylor. That's why you need to come to our live shows, guys.

Yeah, there you go. I love you guys. Keep doing what you're doing. But anyway, I'm just looking for some advice. Now, I've been having some issues maintaining, like, long-term friendships for some time. And I know I know you guys talk about this all the time. I was a red flag if you can't keep friends. Fuck y'all.

But whatever. I figured I would call so I can get some advice to you all, to you know it all, how to fix this. But I've noticed that for a long time. I'm just really much, I'm very much so a giver, right? Definitely the Taylor. I wasn't really paying attention to reciprocity for a while. You know, wherever you guys want to go, I'll go, whatever. I'm just for it.

When I fuck with you, I fuck with you heavy. So I'm not paying attention to what you're doing for me because I just, I'm like, I fuck with you. I give whatever. So I've noticed that when the fallouts come, they're usually around when people, it's time for people to show up for me and like I'm livid and like they don't even really give a shit that they didn't show up for me and it becomes this little big thing so basically it's like some last minute shit like damn I realize now that they weren't really my friend as but is always theirs

you know so how do I kind of navigate between still being myself but then also making sure somebody takes care of me at the same time in that way oh Taylor if this is the same Taylor. I think probably the big red flag is she probably tries to fuck all her friends. And that's why they don't, they're not just friends. I know a sniper when I see one. And Taylor was a fucking sniper.

She's American sniper. What was that guy's name again? American Summer. Bradley Cooper? Mark Wahlberg. Oh. It was neither. Everybody just shut the fuck up.

She was Bob Lee's swagger with it. But I don't know what to tell Taylor because I feel like she's maybe not looking at common denominator here, which would be her. So you should start with why do I keep losing friends, number one. Which means that you might be picking the wrong friends as well. And number two, you have to draw that boundary immediately.

Like, I'm not always just going to show up for you. You don't ever show up for me. I'm not saying we should go favor for a favor, but if I need you, it'd be nice to know that you were there because I proved that I had before. And if you're not, then that's not your friend, Taylor. I know I'm trying to make it sound simpler than it is. It's not your friend because they don't show up for you

or because sometimes people were like, what's showing up for you? Well, that varies for Well, that's what I'm saying. So if my friend is like in a jam and needs money or something and I'm just not in a position to do it at that moment, does that mean I didn't show up for him?

No. No. Do you have relationships though to them all that feel like kind of like a one-way street? Like it's in the sense that no matter how big or small the favor is, like you're always the one answering their calls and doing something on their behalf rather than the other way around. Even if it's something like minor, nothing like crazy.

I have a few relationships where it could feel like that. But we always have like a conversation to where we clear that up. And it always is like, yo, one of my boys might just have like, you know, he has kids. So it's like he's like he don't really have time to really just, you know, kick it or if text and you don't respond or call, you don't call back. Like, but we always have that conversation where we catch up. and get everything out on the table, like, yo, this is what I've been dealing with. Da-da-da-da-da.

So it doesn't linger for too long to a way it could turn into something like where I would be questioning our friendship. But it's kind of like, damn, like, I hit you, and you ain't hit me back. It's been like two weeks. I called you, you ain't called me back. That's kind of whack.

It's like, okay. But then when you do speak, it's like, yo, this's been happening, this, been with the kids, that, oh, girlfriend. It's like, say no more. You get to a point where you just understand we're adults. Yeah. Like, we're adults and things happen.

We all have our own lives. We all have our own problems. And everybody's just trying to navigate. I think it's important as friends to also give grace to each other and understand that. Even if it's your friend and it's somebody that you love and care about, your friends don't always open up to you and tell you what's going on and what they're dealing with. That's the fact. Hell yeah. You know what I'm saying?

So you might be like, oh, this person's not being a good friend. That person's entire life may be going up in smoke right now. And they just like, I know everybody, because I do that sometimes. I'm like, everybody has issues. I always think about that. I always think about everybody's in their own lives before I come to them with anything that I may be dealing with. It's like everybody has something, whether it's major or small.

Everybody's dealing with something. So you have to go into your friendships knowing that. And then also understand that a lot of people don't just want to talk to their friends about what's going on. They want to try to handle it themselves. I don't think that's necessarily healthy all the time. But, you know, you can understand why people are like, yo, I want to let me, I'm an adult, I'm grown, let me handle my business, let me just take time to get my

shit together without, you know, having to reach out and ask friends for help or, you know, things like that. But, you know, just give your friend's grace, man, because they just, everybody's dealing with their shit. So I'm not, you know, maybe they're not being a good friend, but maybe quite possibly, they are just, they're just dealing with a lot of shit too. most of those one side of relationships usually come from time being the only obligation you really have to them. Like I have that with family members and friends that I've had since first grade type of shit.

Yeah. And I feel it is a one-way street. This wouldn't happen if we didn't have 20 years with each other. And that's where the obligation comes, which is shitty and probably not correct. but that time obligation makes you live with those one-sided relationships because you feel like you, you know, the only person forever, so you're going to show up for them at any time. But that shit is super unhealthy.

Yeah. That rarely happens with newer friends in your life because you know, you're older and mature and, like, you know, maybe don't owe someone a one-sided relationship. Right. Or feel like you or guilt trip you into that type of shit. Mm-hmm. So it sounds like that one-sided shit,

I'm sure it's only with long-term friendships. And also make sure that, like everybody has different love languages and people forget that that applies to friendships too, which you might not feel like is your friend showing up for you because you might need physical affection or you might be there, need them to be there in person or like whatever you need, they might be feeling like they're giving to you, but not in that way. I have a home girl and I got really upset with me because, you know, I couldn't make it to one of her baby showers, but I sent money. And she was like, well, the money means nothing to me. I'd rather you be here

than the money. With me personally, I'm like, well, I feel like the money means something. I feel like that's more important in me being there. So different people put different value on different things. So this is why you have to really know your friends and know what they're looking for in a friendship. There needs to be a lot of communication. The same way we will sit there and communicate and send long text messages and have long phone calls with our significant others or people we want to be our significant others. We need to put that same amount of effort into friendships. And also you're saying that you're a giver, if you're a giver, givers tend to attract takers.

And until you heal yourself and become very self-aware and realize why you're in real. why you're giving because a lot of times givers come from a place of they need to feel accepted and they need to feel love. So they're giving and giving and giving not out of the kindness of their heart but for validation. You need to address why you're so much of a giver and are so willing to accept nothing in return. And then you might attract better people, honestly. That's true. One thing I'm- Taylor's love language is definitely physical touch. Lori. But it's not even- I pray it's that Taylor. I hope it's not. I hope it's not. I hope it's not.

Like, how about that? Like, I hope that's a whole different woman. Like, I hope that's not. You know that's Taylor. It sounds like that. Lesbians do be giving and be mad at their friends. Is that a lesbian thing? Yes. Lesbians are what? Givers.

Well, they all think they're givers. Why? I'm not a lesbian. Is it a lesbian thing she's a giver or the women think they're givers? No, no. No, a lot of women know that they're not givers. All lesbians think that they're givers. All.

They do. You know all lesbians. By default? Oh, God. I know Mad takers. What's a university? Did that poll? Ellen's a taker.

She was giving me a bar just now. I never heard that before. I said they think that they're givers. Not that they're all givers. They think that they're giving us. But what is the... It was a sexual joke that it flew right over y'all and got just keep going. Oh, so now you know how men feel we give.

We're givers. Providers. I don't give nothing but stress, headaches and STDs. Provide. Damn. Damn. What kind of men you be with? Where do you think we got the SDD from?

Girl. You clam. Yeah. Not these days. You never know. But Taylor, good luck. Sticky clam. Your sticky clam.

You're sticky clam. We have another voice. Let's say if the relationship doesn't work out and you need to move on. How about that? Hey, guys. This is Jazz. Hey, Jazz. I've been debating for quite some time whether or not I should lead this voicemail.

It's kind of personal. Okay. But decided I should after I heard Tamara's talk about her still having sex with her ex. Because it's something that I did. I really like that one. So I broke up with my fiancé. Swag. After seven years of being together.

And my question was, how long am I supposed to wait until I move on? And my second or follow-up question to that is, since I was in a relationship for seven years, a lot of my relationships changed with people. So I lost a lot of friends. kind of not feeling the friends I have now. So I'm just wondering like how the hell do you make new friends? Let's hope you don't help me out guys.

And Damaris, please stop fucking your ex. We love you. She was just talking about what you want to fuck her ex. Well, Jazz, let me tell you something that's not going to happen. Damiress is not going to stop fucking that. That's not going to happen. I agree. There's one thing we'll rise tomorrow.

Let me tell you. Death taxes. Demaris is fucking a ex. Comment below if you think Demaris is going to stop fucking out. something that you can subscribe. Like if she's going to fuck her ex. Retweet if she's going to fuck her ex. Smash and follow. Well, Jazz, I think that's a question that you have to argue.

I don't know how long you have to wait until you start dating somebody else. Like, that's something that you have to answer yourself. She used move on. She wants to fuck someone else. But that's where it's, I don't really understand her question. Move on is subjective to whenever. She can just go fuck someone else. That doesn't mean she's moved on.

Yeah. She can go have sex tonight. I don't like that when people try to put definitive timelines and stuff like that, like there is no, it's a matter of your emotional state rather than like, like, tomorrow, by next year I want to, you don't know that. I hate when people try to put time on things like that. Yeah, you got to, I mean, you know, being with somebody and engaged for seven years is a long time. That's not something that you just get over and move past,

whether it was an amicable split or if it was something that was just like toxic, unhealthy, I think that that takes a lot of time to move on. Agreed. But if you're, but if you're, if you're just looking at meet people and have fun and, you know,

I think that, you know, what are the things that jazz is into? She didn't say maybe, um, jazz. You know, at the gym, maybe or whatever. I don't know, at the jazz club. It could be at museums. I don't know where, wherever she's into. Like, you meet people wherever you frequent and hang out at. You know what I mean?

I don't know what her profession is, maybe at work. Instagram. I wouldn't recommend that. But making friends in your adult life is very difficult. It's difficult. It's difficult. But that's what I'm saying. It has to be people that align with what you already have going on.

I didn't imagine it's tough for women. It's much easier to date in your 30s than it is to find friends. Absolutely. Because even like things are set up for people to date, whether it be dating apps, whether be Instagram, whether it, that's a regular thing. To go on an app, I feel like someone would feel super creepy if there was like a friend's app, which I'm sure there is. Bumble has a best friend feature.

A lot of people met their friends. I'm BFF. Really? Yeah. And I'm not judging them. I think that's great. I could just-mead met a girl from there that she's friends with now. That's cool.

I could see people thinking they'd be viewed really weird and like a fucking loser if they're like on. an app trying to find friends, which is fucked up because it's the same thing as trying to find a partner. They go hand in hand to some degree. Yeah, it has to be a friendship at relationship at first, yeah. I see a lot of girls looking for friends now

like around my age. Like a lot of girls are like kind of, I feel like we're kind of going into our second wind of life. So we're looking for people who fit, not just our aesthetic, but like fit our lives now. Like the friends that I had in my early 20s are not the friends. They don't, we have two completely different lives now. So I feel like, like with every, every time you re-invent yourself, you're going to need new friends to fit into that.

And I don't think that it's weird to go looking for friends at all. But like Maul said, I would just, what do you like to do? What do you need friends for? Like, what would you, whatever you're doing in your life, where would you like to have a friend accompany you? That's where you should be kind of looking for friends. But in my life, personally, I can only speak for me, friends have always come to me. The people who are supposed to be in my life, friends, relationships, whatever, they come to me. Anytime I try so force it.

I'm sorry Remember Mr. Bishes? You're Miss Friends Just all the friends come to you Yeah No, but like You got friends on there If I just live my life

The people who are supposed to be In my life Coming to my life I'm failing miserably already Which I expected at the dad friend Thing Well that's because you're socially awkward You'd be a trash dad friend

OD Wait what's a good dad friend They're friendly You're the opposite of you Whatever you are Just think the opposite of you are Just think the opposite. I'm making a better dad.

Better's a great dad friend. I better smokes dad friends. I'm making a better dad friend to you and I'm not even a dad. Like, but I feel like I can hang out with a bunch of dads and like be a better friend. I'm socially awkward and bad in rooms of people that I have a lot in common with. What? Yeah,

I'm just weird. So imagine that when the only thing we have in common is that our kids are at sing-along right now. Yeah. Oh, I would love to be on the fly in the wall when you're at sing-along. You guys can come. Every Friday, 930. You also... I'm booked.

You also... No, you on the keys next Friday. I'm booked out. Roy, you're also like a very busy person, though. So like if you were a person who had no interactions with anybody else except for your kid, then when you might meet other dad friends, it's like, oh, like we can chat. Like I have... You talk for a living and then when you're not talking here, you're talking on Zoom's or

emails or whatever. Like, you're busy. And I'm singing. Exactly. So you're not going to want to mingle. tenor. He's definitely I've actually a pretty good range

to be quite honest like a second tenor. Dog and when the ants go marching in my knee game pause You get crazy You get crazy on that point You look like you get crazy

during the ants go marching One by one And by the way I can't help but think Every time we do the ants go marching in And it's like hurrah Hurrah This plays in my head

Everyth Haram Hara! Absolutely Under my breath that kind of sing it. What you're doing is hurrahm actually. Your aunt ands are haram?

Absolutely. Roy's am. That's sick. But I mean also like it'll, I think it'll be different once Amara starts making friends. I have her at sing along way too young. So most of the kids there are like, you know, kids for real. Yeah. Well, they can scream.

How do you know if I can't sing you? Demons. She can yell. She yells pretty loud. Working on the lungs. She has a good projection. So like already with the dad friends, I don't really have an obligation because. and Mara's not friends with their kids.

To me, you're just annoying and your kid annoys me too. Damn. So, like, we don't need to talk. I don't like you or your kid. Y'all have friends that y'all met off the internet, like social media? Yeah, I come from the Twitter era. I met Rory on the internet. Yeah, I was Twitter.

Ew. I don't have any friends that I met on social media. I don't think I have either. I don't, I'm assuming not in the way they met, but like, I feel like when I finally crossed over, like, full time into the music industry. you kind of meet connect dots through mutuals on that front. Joe, to address what crosshead?

If that makes sense. I don't think that count. I'm talking about friends, though. No, but then like these are people like that I know the industry that may live in L.A. So when I'm out there, it's like,

yo, let's finally link. Like that stuff's happened. I've done that on Instagram too. Yeah. Like pen pals. Never done that. Like exchange music on DMs,

whatever and then when I'm in the city that they're in, like, oh shit, like let's link. That's not true. A dude is a friend? A dude a friend? a dude Yeah, but I didn't meet her on the internet

Didn't you meet it for the first time When we did the pod? Like in person at me? Yeah, but I didn't meet her on the internet How'd you meet? How did you meet them? My brother manages her Yeah

Oh, duh But she's like very where She travels so much It's like we're hardly ever in the same city Like, yeah Like friends, friends So y'all tell me No music artist

That y'all are friends And y'all cross past With on the internet first Probably I'm not on the side of saying That's never happened Oh, okay Um

artist well maybe maybe Benny because I played his song I didn't know him when I played his record and then reached out via social media exchanged numbers that way

but like Benny like pulled up to the crib and like yeah eventually y'all met each other on the internet like Azad motion oranges I consider a friend I found their music on the internet

and then he'd DM me. And we met up and then... In Tokyo? No, in the city. I wish in Tokyo. And then we started working together and then we became friends throughout that process.

I consider him an actual friend. So yeah, I guess I've definitely... I guess I have. But it's 20-23. But I'm thinking... Everyone meets everyone kind of on the internet to some degree. But I'm thinking more so like...

But see, that was like... I played a record. You know what I mean? It was kind of like... It wasn't like, oh, we just started following each other and it's like, hey, Like, where you from? You know, like...

That's wild. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. That's also what I'm thinking. All you're just following a dude you don't know, like, that doesn't make music. Okay, so this is what I'm saying. It's just like, all right, that's what I'm also thinking. Like, you just happen to be following somebody on social media. But then, like, y'all become real friends in real life.

Like... Well, yeah, girls do that. I think it would be a little weird if men did that. That's what I'm saying that. That's never happened. The Bendy thing was like, I played this dude's record. Like, I fucked his music. Men can't make friends on the internet, but women can't.

We can't do shit. I'm not saying you can't make friends. It's how you go about becoming friends. I think we're in an industry where that's like a luxury that we have. It's kind of encouraged to expand your network. And I feel like the strength of the mutual, at least in this space, the entertainment space is incredible. Like the amount of people as soon as they see or come across my page or whatever and they see that like you guys or whoever else that I fuck,

we're like, oh, like based on the people that we have in common, I can deduce that you at least are into this kind of music, have like x-y-z opinion on this and then like when we meet it's just like a click like it just it works based on the overlap that we have socially yeah i really like that i value that a lot it's like your your real life becomes your algorithm for real yeah for real yeah it's kind of nice but like actually my core group of friends no i didn't meet any of them on the yeah but that was pre-unit my core group of friends like it was funny i was just hanging out with my one of my best friends last night. And it's crazy how we could not see each other for months, not speak to each other for

months. It's romantic. And as soon as we see each other, it's like, yo, da-da-da-da. It's right back to where we left off at it. It's like, I don't know if you can do that with people you meet on the internet because they may automatically assume if you didn't speak to them or see them in months that you're not fucking with them anymore. Yeah.

Yeah, it depends. You know what I mean? It's kind of like, yo, it's not that I'm not fucking. I just been busy with life. That's an immature way to... Well, that's what Jazz is going through. Yeah, I think immature people... She says she lost friends because she had a relationship.

She was engaged, so naturally your life changes. You can't really do the things. It just sounds like their friend group. Her fiance got them in the divorce. Like... Which is supposed to happen. Yeah. You get engaged.

You get engaged. Like, that shit is... That's it. This is your best friend now. This is your life partner. This is... Oh, no. It sounds like they had a lot of mutual friends,

but maybe they were really his friend. friends first and then they all just became crew because that was his girl. Or she was a shitty friend. Like you know how people get in a relationship and then start shit on their friend? I took that as they had the same friend group, her and her fiancee. And during the split, he kind of just got them all. That's how I saw it. Oh, really?

I thought, yeah. No, maybe now that y'all say that, she could be saying. I saw it as she just really stopped being active in her girls group chat and the girls' trips and girls' outings and stuff like that. because now she has a fiance. But I don't understand that. But that's a natural thing that has to happen to marriage. What if her friends were hosts?

I'm not saying, listen, I'm not saying you completely cut. I'm not saying you completely cut your friends off. No, I'm never saying that. But naturally, the energy, the attention span is going to change because now this is your number one person. This is the person that gets most of your time and your attention. Because now you live with this person. You're great to start a life with this person.

You're probably like planning to build a future family, things like that. that this is your person that is priority, number one, on your list right now, especially if you don't have kids, your fiancé is number one. But you can still have a fiance, because this is because- I'm not saying you can't have friends, but now you, if your fiance, you're engaged, right, DeMaris, your fiance can't be on the phone, on his group chat and the fellas in there throwing ass pictures and throwing bitches in the chat and they're like, yo, this bitch got a fat.

He can't be doing that to two, three in the morning. But that's what guys do. Well, first of all, but first of all, first of all, If you're doing that so three in the morning, I don't, whether you're single or not, I just think that like you're kind of, why don't you don't know how to job? That's just guy shit.

That's just, that's just guy shit. I don't care if you're in your group chat throwing pictures. But this is my thing. Why is it that? She can't be in the group chat of them, you know, sending dicks. Why is it that you can only, why is it that you can only bond with your friend,

male or woman over whore shit? Like, I don't understand. I'm just saying, I'm not saying. I'm not saying that's what it is. I'm just saying like what Hill said she can't hang out with her whole friends anymore. She's in a relationship. So why do you only have whole friends?

And also, I don't have... Because she was a hoe. But this is my thing. Even if, listen... One plus one equals two. Okay, so even if all of your friends are hoes, right, that's all they have to them. They have no other sides other than being hosed. Hose are pretty shallow.

Yeah, there's not a lot of dead. Well, they talk about their new hoe rendezvous. Like, they met this one dude. He flew in town. And they linked up. Now you want advice. Like, yo, he left me in a hotel by myself all day. like you really want your fiance sitting in there talking about,

yo, you should just leave. Like get your ticket back to like, well, I don't know. I know that I'm single and my best friend who, again, who we just wish happy birthday, she's married, she's been with the same guy. Me and her, I've been best friends for 16 years. She's been with the same guy for 14 years.

She's married. She has two kids. She still finds the time to like hang out with her friends whenever I call and I want to talk about the whole shit. She's down. He sent up there laughing at me like whatever. You should. That's a healthy relationship.

People, yes, but that's what I'm saying. People need to put, that's why I said she was being a shitty friend. You can be a great fiance or a great wife and still be a good friend to your friends so that they don't feel deserted by you. But you do understand how naturally the dynamic and energy is going to shift a little bit once. Yeah, I can understand it shifts in a little bit, but not enough for you to lose all your friends. Yeah, no, that to me, that's, I'm never losing all my friends. If I lose all my friends, I got to look in the mirror.

Like, I, what the fuck did I do? Like something. I became a shitty person. Yeah. Somewhere in this journey. Or you try to fuck them all like Taylor. Wow. Well, good luck, sis.

Well, I'm not gay. Go on Instagram and see what you like to do. See if you have any people on Instagram that you follow that do the same things that you do, whether it be, you know, content creating. Maybe they like our podcast too. You want to join our Discord. There's plenty of girls that like our podcast. Create the only fans for a newly single ex-fiance. Don't do that.

Or, I mean, she'd come to sing along at 9.30 on Fridays. Yeah, she's booked. No, she's booked. We're just trying to get anybody. She's booked. Y'all wouldn't lick and sing a long? Schedule is slag. To watch Amara and not sing?

I would. Schedule slammed. It's not slammed. A 9.30 on a Friday. My schedule is slammed. Oh, my God. All right. Next one.

Next one. Hold on. Here we go. Would you guys come to Amara's swimming lessons? Yes. Like adults can go in the pool too. I'm good. Well, Edding can't swim.

We can have them learn at the same time. Well, Edin looks like he wears a t-shirt in the pool, and I don't want to be around those people. I'd definitely take my whole shirt off. I don't do a fuck. Eddine in a mark. With waxback or not waxback? Fuck no.

I should have you as hell. Next, next boy can I please. What's good? Roy Maugh. Hell, dude. Turn your base down, sir. Crew, baby D.

Julianne. Eddn. Love what you guys doing up there. Kind of got like a unique situation going on. He just kind of gave you some background. One of my close home boys, you know, he um he came up with the crew you know we all knew from the beginning like you know he kind of

was going in a different direction and the rest of us like things that the rest of us didn't like you know but that was cool though you know that's who he was we accepting of who he was just cool ass dude he's gay wait it took me a second i was like is he referring to him as gay yeah that was his way of saying his friend is gay okay so we're gonna go i can tell you sir is that he's gay gay you know I know. You know, what's a problem? You know, nobody had no issue.

I hate the fact that he feels the need to keep explaining. Yeah. We're cool with it. It's whatever. He chose a different path. We're cool, though. But this is how Mall explains that he's not homophobic. The same way this guy is right now.

Like, nah, people do it what fuck they want to do. Because we just spoke about it because, because we just spoke about it, like, as a heterosexual man, you have to be careful how you say you're not gay. You describe the homophobia. shit the way racist explain that they're not racist. No, that's not true, man. I'm just saying, as a heterosexual man, you have to be very careful how you say you're not gay

because it's like, oh, so what's wrong with being gay? Nothing. We're small. Like, dude, she was in. We're 40 seconds in. He could have said one of my closest friends from growing up is gay. No, for sure. Keep it pushing.

He took like a whole different. He went left. He went right. But maybe he's trying to like keep us on like, you know, the suspense train. I don't know. All right. Different type of train. Suspense train.

with his lifestyle for when he with his partners around you know it is what it is we crack on them but you know it was all within the crew you know somebody else said I say something you know it's the issue

only we can call my assy yo I got a bigger problem on my hands you know we're a little older now you know we didn't

a lot of us that got married and got squared away you know and initially my wife you know she was good with everything but

now you know her family's really religious and she kind of leaning in that direction and when he comes around she kind of be questioning him and you know saying he's living in different

wrong way and things like that I fucking hate Christian Like you know And it's coming to the point now where I feel like I'm gonna have to start making a decision Like am I'm gonna be on this side Or that side And it's like you know

It's a little difficult Because I mean of course it's my wife But this man You know even though he's doing what he's doing You know we didn't in the trenches together You know And we don't start to still back to back In neighborhoods

He wasn't supposed to be in and laughed on the bus or knotted up on our way home, you know, so I don't want to be in a situation where it's like, all right, you know, I mean, of course I love my wife and I got a fan on that side,

but it's like, this is my man. And I don't want to be one of them friends, like, you know, all right, we can be cool, for only when nobody's looking kind of thick. I don't want to disrespect that man like that. We don't have too much history, too much love. So I just ask, like, you know,

what would y'all do in that situation? You know, peace and love. Hope y'all keep doing what y'all doing. You kind of look at your wife and say, that is my friend. Yeah. Like, I think this is very simple.

Like, that's my friend. We've been friends since we were young, since we were kids. And I'm not going to, just because of his lifestyle and what he does in his bedroom, I'm not going to turn my back on him

or not be his friend or distance myself from him because you don't agree with his lifestyle. Now, does she not agree with you hanging out with him because she may question maybe you and him are doing something? No, no, I think she's just going to know Christian that...

How do you know she's a Christian? Because he said she started getting more and more in a religion. It's her parents. What if she's Muslim? No, that sounded very Christian. As someone that grew up Catholic, that sounded like some Christian shit.

Her parents are not cool with it. So she said before they got married, it was fine. But now they're married, they're hanging around with him a lot more. And now she's raising the flag on this whole thing. I hate when people hide. I hate when people hide behind

religion and use that as like their excuse for fucking homophobia and bigotry it's it's stupid and didn't the pope just say that jesus is cool with the gays yeah and the other dude just said suck my tongue to a 10 year old kid like yeah they do it they're all gay it's that religious shit like you really got a fucking cop out i respect your religion if i disagree with it you have to respect my man's too then yeah i'm not going to shit on your religion i respect your religion and you got to respect my friendships and my relationships with my friends yeah like like I'm not choosing my you over my friend or my friend over you.

Like we're going to all coexist together. Like this is my friend and he's been my friend forever. Like, and I'm not, I'm not turning my back on him because of his lifestyle choices. Like, now if he was doing something to where it was affecting us, like if he's strung out on fucking heroin and knocking on our door, oh, that's no, that's fine. Just don't suck it.

Yeah, as long as you're not sucking dick for the heroin. But like, yeah, if it's nothing that's ruining your relationship or affecting your relationship, in a negative way, then who gives a fuck? That's just weird for a wife to want to even implement that into her relationship. Like, yo, it's either me or your friend or you got to stop being friends with your friend

because I don't agree with that life. It's just, I don't know, that's weird. What do you think's going to happen when you get to heaven's gates? God's be like, oh, you hung out with that guy that was really nice to you. You hung out with a really good friend. Go to hell.

Yeah, it's just stupid. No, man, you got to tell your wife, like, relax, this is my friend. this is a great friend of mine and he's in my life and that's just what it is. I feel for the friend, to be honest, because that's annoying too.

Like, if that's his wife, they're going to have a lot of life moments eventually that probably want to have kids. Like, a lot of shit, you'd want to be there for your friends. So, you know, it sucks when you don't really get along with your friend's girlfriend

to begin with. Imagine she hates you for your sexuality. Like, I know, I'm not showing up to any functions. I'm sorry. Yeah, that's just, that's weird. That's weird. But no, man, you continue to be friends and your wife just got to fall in line and understand that this is a relationship that is going to be in my life forever. It's my homeboy.

It's my childhood friend. You know what clip I watched that I had no idea and I'm sorry that this is attached to a gay topic. Did you know Dwayne's daughter came out to Gilbert Arenas first? That's interesting. Really? Who we look at as one of the more funny and ignorant players. I guess it's like one of the kindest people behind the scenes. That's cool.

Fuck it. Yeah, I thought that was actually really cool. Gilbert definitely, I mean, Brandon, how he's treated Nick Young and Iggy was one of the funniest clips I've ever seen in my life. But clearly one of those friends that you just don't want around you when that shit is happening in your life. Well, Gilbert was trying to protect Nick at that point. He knew what that was. He's like, man, let me just, let me try to just ruin your relationship. So y'all just break up.

I was a wild clip. Yeah, like, let me just. But Gilbert is, you know. Despite the things that Gilbert has been through as a professional athlete, you know, the whole gun in the locker room thing. Yeah. His relationship with Nick Young is real. He really loves Nick. He loves his kids.

You know, it may come across like he's fucking running in his house fucking with his kids and all that. Yeah, but that's just how he shows his love. But that's interesting that Dwayne Wade's daughter came out. To Gilbert first, yeah. To Gilbert first. That's interesting. And congrats to Dwayne Wade. Hall of Fame for sure.

That's, oh, well-deserved. We all knew he would end up this sooner than later. So, yeah, shout out to D-Wade on becoming the Hall of Famer. All right, we got another one. Yeah, let's keep going. Benny. Yo, what up, Rory Amal? This is Vinny from Canada, probably like 45 minutes away from Drake's crib.

Sorry. You can see it across the lake and flex. Pause. I'm a big fan, long-time fan. Not going to get into all that. Waste your time. You appreciate you. This one is, I kind of want to just get straight to the point.

Um, I'm turning 26 years old next month, okay? Six, six. Actually, this month, probably by the time you guys hear this in July or whatever. Happy belated. Yeah. Bro, I don't know. Happy 26th birthday. At all.

And I keep thinking, like, every couple of months, I think, you know, fuck, I got shit on lock. And then something happens. Like, my biggest thing is my anger. I don't know what it is. I think my biggest, like, no offense, but my, this might go, like, Rory might have the best option, like, best. Yeah, I knew it.

option, like best answer for me. Or DeMaris, just because, like, they were both. He just called her bitch. I just want to say that. Not too long ago. I know Rory wasn't. Damaris, I'm not even, I know DeMaris is not. I'm 33. That's why I'm saying that. But I want to hear what you're saying.

Yeah, I just, I mean, if you guys get back to this, that'd be fucking awesome. I love the pod. I love all of you guys, honestly straight up. Like, I hope my girl cops the merch that I sent, I sent her the link and I told her my birthday's next one. So I hope that's what I got. You had to remind your girl your birthday is that? Right.

She's scared of the six? Vinny's just going through what you go through in your 20s. I don't even know what he asked. He wants to get a better grip on his anger. He feels like he has a lot of setbacks. Like every time he's working on something and he said in particular his anger,

he feels like he's working on it and then he has setbacks. But that's what you're living exactly what your 20s should be. Work on your flaws. You're going to have a million setbacks during it. But you're aware of it. You're working on it.

So that's progress in a itself. Like, don't get extra angry because you can't contain your anger. You realize it's a problem. You're 26. This is the time. Fix it now. Because I know people that are 45 just realizing that they have an anger problem. Damn. So the fact that he is like self-aware at this point, he's living exactly how he should live in his 20s, Vinnie. I wouldn't, I wouldn't stress it too much. And that's something that's not going to just stop in your 20s. Like, you're going to work on your anger, your 30s, your 40s, your 50s. I know people that are 60 and still have anger issues and they try to work on it. Like that's something that's a lifelong thing. Like you just have to recognize

your triggers, I guess, would get you upset, stay away from those things like, you know, those environments that may get you in that mood. That's what it's all about. Just learning who you are as the older you become and learning that you have now the choice to stay out of those areas in those situations. Like that's going to bring that out of you. Like, because the older you get, unfortunately, there are more consequences. And there's more shit that you get upset about, but there's more severe confidence. consequences. It's over you get.

New things you haven't experienced yet. That's going to trigger that again. Like, the interest rate on your mortgage. Yeah. Sing along at 930 on Fridays. Like, you're going to run it at 9.

He didn't show up until noon. You're going to run into a lot of things that are going to anger you. So at least you're aware of it now. I hope you didn't scream at your girl when she didn't get you a hoodie for. But hopefully he got some merch. Let's go look. Let's go look through. Hopefully.

The data. Call us back and let us know if you got actually got the merch. Yeah, we'll reply like three months. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. But to, yeah, anger doesn't, there's no age where it, yeah, it goes away. But there's, yes, to your point, coping mechanisms, things you can do.

How do you go to anger, Julian? I get the fuck out of the studio and not hang out with you guys. I'm here and he's lying. He comes here all the time. Angry? That's why your chairs are messed up. Exactly. Wow.

Say, look, look how he has. No, but I think I. Whose ass was in there? Excuse me? What? Whose ass was in this? You. You?

No, it's another ass was here. I'm watching you, man. It's off tilt. Yeah, he brings his girls. I'm like, hey, twirl around in it. Ew. Ew. Don't put that on me.

That's gross. Yo, that's where mall sits. Oh, that's disgusting. That's disgusting. That's disgusting. Oh, that's disgusting. Ma, your seat smells nice. It's not a bad smelling seat.

You smell the seat? Well, DeMaris, no, I'm clean. Wait. She not washed me. She just admitted to smelling your seat. Yeah. No, I'm just. Like when he was here?

Like, do we all leave? His ass? the seat that he sits in. You sniff the seat? I didn't put my face. You could tell him you sniffed it. I didn't put my face to the seat. Put your nose on it.

Well, what was like the reason? I was down there. I was taking pictures. I had a photo shoot. Like, as soon as I got up. No, you'd have been gone for like five minutes. Oh. Okay.

And then you took a whiff? Did you waft? Like, what? No, it's just he didn't have bad, sit down. His sit down air. His sit down air doesn't stand. I don't have bad sit down. Yeah, definitely.

First of all, thank you. That is hilarious. That's a great comment. He don't have bad sit down in there. Thank you, DeMere. I'm so glad. Oh, you ever have somebody like, Oh, no, I know exactly what you're talking about.

I know, which is why I don't have that because I'm very aware that people have that. And I don't ever want to be that guy. So thank you. Somebody plop down on a seat and it just. Yeah. Yeah, it's just not. Yeah. Scared of six.

I know what she means. I've been sitting next to you for a while. I've never smelled him. Oh. Yeah, I got you. I like, I didn't sniff it. But from here, can't smell any. Yeah, no, listen, man.

Thank you. Appreciate you. You guys would tell someone if they smelled bad, right? Absolutely. I'd tell you guys, yeah. If I'm close with someone, I'll, like, you know, fix your tag, let you know you guys. You would tell me if I smell bad? Yes.

100%. Yes, I definitely would. Yeah. I would let you walk around like that. You let your friends walk around stinking? DeMaris put her pants on backwards today. You put your pants on backwards? I was on the phone.

Oh, I get it. Hip-Hipop 50. Shout to Chris Cross. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that's completely why. I'll see what you doing. Yeah.

Yeah, I get it. Next one spell. Please. But yes, anger-wise, you need to learn to carry peace around with you because you're never going to find peace. You need to learn how to manage your anger. Bring peace with you. Yeah. If you can't control your anger, then other people walk in the room with peace and that peace will be present.

As long as you're not gay. As long as you're not. Except just only straight people. Peace be with straight people. And you don't work for Lizzo. True. That is well. Yeah.

Find a physical outlet. Go lifting. run, work out. Like, do something like that, too. Kickboxing. Kickboxing helps a lot. Channel that anger. Just get it out in like an hour.

Whatever you do, don't watch the Knicks. Oh, boy. Or the Yankees. Boyles my boy. It's a big story. The Yankees. They actually have room, I don't know where he lived. Toronto.

Six. They have, like, destroy rooms in New York. You ever did that? The city is a destroy room. The entire city. It destroys your car. Because it's ran by them damn liberals. They're called rage rooms.

Rage rooms. Rage room. That's what it is. Or you know like break shit. I've never done one before. I should, though. Yeah, we should take it on. I'm down.

It could be another vlog. Yeah. All right, well, this was great. Currently, we're all on vacation, pretending to relax. Yeah, sure. Much needed vacation. Thank you to everyone here that works so hard and does everything. Julian is in Saratoga with his feet out wearing thong sandals.

Don't put that out. I just feel like that's-a-bonged. I've never owned a pair of thong sandals. Really? No, I don't. That shit's gross. You definitely own a pair of dog sandals with khaki shorts. I don't like toe out.

Hargo capy shorts. Yeah, you got some ugly-ass feet. 100. No, I wear slides. I just don't like thong sandals now. Not doing the thong sandals? Don't jam something in between me. Well, Demaris right now, if you listen to this, she's on the beach with her ass out. We're an actual thong, not the sandals, an actual thong. Getting sand in her crap. With a married couple and kids? You know what I said, if you put your asshole to the sun,

the vitamin D absorbs to your asshole and it's like supposed to be like healthy for you. I have other ways that it was going to absorb vitamin D from the ass. I read an article on it. Yeah. It's read an article. Readers digest? Yeah. Make sure you follow me on Instagram so you can she meet. With your roabat. Cosmo? Yeah. Poor Cod. You said if you point your ass to the sun and you, like, spread your cheeks and let the-

write-in-D. Yeah. So it's really good for you. No, I'm serious. Like, chugging the sun? Look it up. My white ass would burn so quick. Well, yeah, you can't, you know, that's because white people are not supposed to be on this planet.

But that's a whole other thing. That is true. That's a whole different. Well, Yakov. It's his fault. Yeah. But yeah, follow DeMaris. She'll have her ass out on the beach.

Edon is going to be. By the time they hear it is it's over. Yeah, for sure. Edithin is going to be at a party near you in Brooklyn. Yeah. This weekend at the loft for a need to know. This is going to pass by the time that happened. Oh, well, it was great.

Shout out to Savon. That's amazing. Yeah, shout out to Save On. Shout out to Savon. Yeah. Shout out to Alex. What does the girls name when I show? Reggie.

Reggie. Yeah. Regina. Regina? Yeah. Shout out to Regina. Shout out to Alex and Savon. No mixer.

Yeah. You're going to get Mixy at the mixer? Hell yeah. What did you get Mixie at the mixer? I did. If they're hearing this now. Did you fuck? Are you bringing the new?

all right damn fuck okay oh no everybody else puts my business out on this goddamn podcast you put your business out of this I would not know any of your business

if it was not for you let's just make that very clear shit because I knew she was gonna say something like this oh it's the end I know you're gonna cut it out fuck you're gonna cut it

and like why you have to say her yeah because I don't know her name oh all right well this has been a very very fun episode getting to some of these voicemails and some of these folks

is that you all you pansies have um we'll talk to y'all soon hopefully y'all had a blessed summer because by the time you're hearing this the summer is probably almost definitely over um but yeah be blessed be safe we'll talk to you i'm that niggie he's just ginger peace no this is an iHeart podcast guaranteed human