New Rory & MAL - Episode 197 | PinkyDoll /Glizzy NPC, Mitch McConnell, & We’re Back On Tour

Episode Date: September 1, 2023

TOUR TICKETS ARE ON SALE!!! Get your tickets now to Toronto, Los Angeles, London, or New York. We begin with discussing the Chew Live Crew hitting the road. Rory makes fun of Julian for going to a “Raya” mixer. Speaking out being outside, bottle wars are back. Except people are dumping them in the club. Somehow this leads to a Meek Mill & Robert Kraft conversation. Staying on old white men Mitch McConnell is really going through it. Mal questions the love from a dog/cat. Love for animals is almost the same as love for an NPC. Is Pinkydoll a sex worker? Have you seen the Glizzy Gobbler? We go into a hilarious discussion where we find out everyone’s go-to meal to cook for a date. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! See you on the road soon.Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Tour Tickets / Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Ice cream so good. Ice cream so good. Slay. Be a fond of noise. Back on the fucking road, worldwide tour. Yeah. The year.

We'll be in Toronto on our October 12th, Los Angeles on November 5th, London, November 17th, and New York City, December 1st for our holiday show. That's the most minimal text. The text for that is so like, we're going on tour again. That's it. It's very peege just punching in code at 4 a.m. And I really feel like we should blame Palooza. I have to take some accountability.

We started this idea that if you just do like a spot date, you can call it. it a tour. I think we were the first people to do that obnoxious bullshit. It's not a tour. Going from L.A. to London in less than two weeks is tour. No, it's not. No, it's not. Who else is doing that? Nobody. Named one other pod. Yance has been home in six months. Like, she on tour for real. Yeah, you guys have a couple spot shows. We're saving the economy with this tour. But it is, it is fun to call it a tour. Yeah. It's literally a tour. It just says back on road. It's not fun to call it. It's funny to call it. It's funny to call it a tour. Well, the last run we did,

I did almost feel like we were on tour. That was a tour. You feel like you're on tour if you're away from home for more than three days. Yeah. The weekend. Yeah, exactly. That's a tour for it. We're going to three countries. That is true. If you break it down, we are going to three countries.

Wait, what? Two continents. No, two countries. Two continents, three countries. I want you out to do this math. Go ahead. No, it's three countries. We're going to three countries. We're going to America. Wait, I was going to say, we can't have the States. The greatest country of all time. For sure. We're going to

America? We're not in America No, but we're going to different parts of America. One different part. A whole different The furthest part.

And if you also think about it, we're going from London. We have to go back to New York. So we're going to America from London. We got to go through customs twice. Yeah. Yikes.

You ain't got enough stamps in your passport to fuck with Young H.O. Nah, he said he was on tour, so like, no, I just said this isn't a tour, that's all. Well,

we have problems with you getting into Canada. Should we address that now? I was just in Canada. Well, we can't bring your mom. No, my mom, I hate that. She's a fugitive. So she might not be able to get in.

She's a fugitive. But no, I won't have any problems. But no, I'm excited. We haven't been to Toronto yet. That was one that we didn't have on the last run. So super excited to go to Toronto. October 12th, the Danforth Music Hall, Toronto. We will be there.

And we're back in LA. Yeah. November 5th. Are you going to say tea time? No, I'm not. I'm not. We're back scared of the 6th? No, I'm not.

We went about the 7th. November 5th in L.A. And when we're at the Lester, Lister, Lister. Leicester. Leicester? We're going to go with what you said, though. Liceister?

Yeah, the Lice Theater. Lister. Lister. Lister. Do they still check kids for Lice in school? The Leicester Theater. Probably. Leicester.

I'm going to say Lacedester. Laceder. I'm going to say Lichester. I'm going to say Lichester. I think it's Leicester. That's the most Cherokeeute way to pronounce. That's Chester. Where's the chester?

I'm going to say lay sister. It's the Madden's Dem Theater. Lay sister square theater November 17th in London. And then we'll be back here home in New York City, Sony Hall, December 1st. That was the funniest part of your argument, though. So I have a- I have a prediction for London already. Okay.

I think when we get there, we're all going to wonder, like, what's everyone about to do? Me, Ed and Julian, we'll go find a bar or whatever. and then we'll see on the internet that Mall is in gigs hood with him and like all the goon. And he didn't invite us. Yeah, I think you're going to be in Peckham going brazy. And we're going to find out on the internet like everyone else. No, I'm not going. I mean, no, I would definitely let y'all know if I was going to Peckham.

I do want to go to hit different parts of the city, though, while we did this time. We didn't really do too much. We go to Paris this time? Yeah. I don't know who's time. I don't know about that, yeah. I'm going to say. I'm going to go to London

I'm going to go to London with much more respect on jet lag because I went in there very arrogant thinking we were going to do a lot of stuff and jet lag kicked my fucking ass for most of that trip. Really? Yeah.

The first few days were rough. Yeah, the first. I think most of it was the weather too. Yeah. It was cloudy the whole time we was there raining and I think that kind of gives you that mood to just stay in and just gets worse. But then we were kind of,

we were moving around a lot before London last year, right? Yeah, we were in a real fucking tour. Yeah, we were in the middle of a real tour. Yeah, so I feel like that kind of caught up to us as well. Yeah. But either way, we're excited to be coming back to London. Yes, sir. Tickets available now, new Rory in-mall.com.

Hope to see y'all there. Let's have some fun before the year closes out. Yeah. Yeah, man, so put together a nice, nice little show for everyone. And add some new elements that I'm excited for these lots of. Let's try some things and have some fun with our people, man. So, yes. Go ahead.

I'm sorry, I was going to ask you which date. You're looking forward to the most. Would it be? Toronto? New York. I can't wait to just like go to holiday season and maybe try to get some sleep. I can't wait until the end of the New York show. I'm looking forward to Toronto because we've never been.

Rory and I together have never been to Toronto for a show and they've been asking for a while. So I feel like we owe this to them for a while. So we finally got it together and we'll be there. So I'm definitely looking forward to seeing people in Toronto. You got the Tangs? One of my favorite cities in the world. You got them out there? I know a few women in Toronto.

Okay. You should invite them to the show. Yeah. I'm sure I'll get a text about it. About Toronto? No, from you. Just a list of names. That's what I do at every city.

I know. I'm just saying. You know, when you ask me like, yo, can you sing your list? Yeah. And then it's just all women. And then I say, what level of access do you want them to have?

You say none. I'm honest, right? Someone don't need access. I'm honest, right? Someone don't need access. It's just like, oh, just some friends. It is fun. I was that with Paluzzi had to be the bad guy. I do like blaming all that on Julian

because every time I put people on the list and I purposely don't put them AA or anywhere. I'm like, yo, Julian fucked up. He didn't put A.A. next to your name. It's Julian's fault. Of course. I'm a good fault, man for that. You need one of those on tour for all things. Yeah. You're like, you know, when we're in Nam and Charlie's in the bush. In the rice paddies. He's our fourth cup. Yeah, it's kind of the same thing. Like you're on the front line. It's taking all He, um, we were here yesterday at the office just, you know, working away, getting some stuff done. And Julian mentioned to me that he was going to a Raya mixer. Oh.

And I've been at the edge of my seat for the past 24 hours to figure out what the Raya mix. You know, you're actually like the only person I noticed like really active on Raya. I don't know what to say to that. But yeah. I'm just saying like, well, how many people do you know they're on it? I don't know a few people on Raya. I mean, I've looked at his phone. It's a pretty active app.

It's very, that's what I'm saying. Like, there's a lot of. of people on. Yeah, all of my friends. No, it is a lot. Pretty whack. Like, it used to be good. And now it's just like, it's the same thing they have at Seoul House. They just let everybody in. They owe their investors. Now they're like, everyone can join. Yeah. Yeah, I filled out. I finally filled out my membership app. I, because of DeMaris. So I got an email asking for like my okay, uh, that Jamel Clay was going to start, uh, his membership over there. Why wasn't out your other referral? Because DeMaris told me to, uh, put the name down for the, uh, the gentleman

that reached out to her. So it was only two referrals. So I used worry first and then I used that gentleman. Part of me when I did get that email, because it said if you have any issues with him coming into the house, please contact us and give us a brief message on why you shouldn't be there. And it said, if not, just don't do anything with this email. We'll assume no response means you're okay with it.

Part of me, like really wanted to call. You should have. You should have called. You should have like, yo, him? I don't know. Like, yo, he'd be with some gooms. Yeah, you should have. That's fun.

Yeah, because it's not really smoking friendly there. Yeah. So I don't know how much you're going to like it. I just, you know what it is? Well, DeMaris said somebody reached out to it. And I had started the app probably two and a half years ago now. And I just never like completed the application. I was like, you know what?

And then I hit Julian the other night. I was going to go. And I was like, you know what? Let me just get a membership, man. Like this is stupid, like at this point. It's worth it, especially when you travel a lot. I want that Malibu membership, though. What is that?

You're going to have to talk to your Kardashian connection. Yeah. I'm getting that. What is the Malibu? The only one that you can't, like, I pay for all the houses in the world. That's a separate membership. But that's a whole other, like. It's a beautiful spot, though.

It's right next to Nobu. Maybe logic can get you in. Word. Maybe. I'm sure he has a membership there. Yeah. If anybody in Malibu hears this year, I need a membership over there. They're not listening.

It might be. You never know. So, Julian, tell me, was the mixer? How much, like, so what do you do questions? What's the vibe? Is it different because it's Raya and everyone thinks it's important? It's not even Raya. Oh.

What was it? It's this other app. I don't want to apply. I'm not giving them a free plug. How many dating apps are you on? Too many. Two. You don't think you have a problem?

No. Okay. Do you see any crossover? Like, do you see the same chicks on different apps? Ryan Hinge, there's a lot of layover. This app. Layover. But are they like different people?

Like on Hinge, are they more reserved and then they're freaky or on Tinder? You can add more words on Hinge. So I feel like there's more to play with in terms of an intro. I don't want to say something. the nose. Whereas Raya is just more or less the stigma of being on the app and then just photos. There's not much to like break the ice there. It's like, oh, cool, you're on here too.

Yeah. I did kind of want to go with Julian just to go and just lie. Like, I think it would be cool to go to one of those dating app mixers knowing that you're not there to actually date anyone and just get off the craziest lives that you possibly can. I kind of did that. Did you get some pussy out of it? No, because I went, I went with. I went with a, I went with, uh, Greer and my other friend, the two girls I was with were bachelor people. And I went with Rich Clintons. So it was the four of us. The girls immediately started

getting hit on whatever, whatever. Because it's like a singles thing. And it's like, whatever. It was like the Ned. Yeah, which is like, uh, raia's house. Yeah. So the girls kept getting hit on, blah, blah, blah. And I would just like, not cock block, but small talk the guy. And because it's all these like loser guys that just have no sense of humor and they're fucking lame. So now I would just... It's saying the same thing about Chuba good. Probably, yeah. And I'm black. It was an open bar though, so that was fun.

Okay. What was some of the hitting on tactics that they used with queer? I have a house in Montauk. That would have worked on me? I mean, that's not bad. That might work on me. Do you want to go home on my motorcycle? Men say that? Yeah. No, like these are real people, mall.

Do you want to go home on my motorcycle? What is he the Fons? Like, what is he Batman? Who the fuck is this guy? Do you want to go home on my motorcycle? What the fuck is that? She's in heels and a dress. Yeah, like, no, you'll burn her whole calf off.

That's just weird. Oh, you make that mistake once you'll never make it again. I really never understood the logic of men that do go out to like meet women and do the motorcycle thing. I'm like, you really think you're going to pick up a strange woman and take her back on a motorcycle? Well, it works because some women have never actually. on a motorcycle so that's kind of like their you know like I've never done this before so it's kind of like a new thing it's the rush

but from like the club that's a tough luck no it is but I mean it happens because to Rory's point if she touches the muffler with her her ankle she's toast literally skin is gonna end up on the fucking muffler she looked like Jay Leno

that makes for a good night you know just get burnt in a different way yeah different way getting burnt did you guys see speaking of the club did you guys see the New York versus Baltimore Bottle Wars in Houston.

I think a lot of guys showed up on dirt bikes to this shit. For sure. Nobody showed up on a dirt bike to this. This is insane. Not in Houston.

Maybe if this was in Baltimore, that's different. For those that didn't see the fake viral clip, there is an extremely well-lit club, all the lights on. Sick.

And they're doing New York versus Baltimore in a bottle wars. And from my understanding, and Ma also explained off camera, bottle wars used to just mean section versus section

who could buy the most bottles. Yeah. They took it to another level. level. That's the beta version. This is the 2.0. They were buying bottles to completely pour them out and see who could waste the most liquor. I wonder if people know that the feds is watching this type of shit. Well, what are the feds interested here? Well, if you spend $8, $10,000, $15,000 in the club and just pouring it on the floor, the feds are watching. I don't know why in 2023 people don't know that and people don't, then they wonder why, oh, they got locked up or they got hit with a recal.

y'all are making it easy those pants are crazy nobody is spending 15 20 000 dollars in the club and just absolutely pouring all of that shit on the floor that is not that's not a real thing spending money dang shares like now if y'all got somebody in that section that you know a high profile celebrity then that's different I see a bunch of just regular niggas from New York and Baltimore but also getting to it though no niggas getting money I respect it also how many people from baltimore moved to Houston for this to be a fair matchup as far as numbers yeah what was everybody doing in Houston? What was going on?

A lot of New Yorkers moved to Houston, but I didn't know Baltimore also migrated there as well. Houston has become the new New York. When it comes to, like, partying and all that, people now will visit Houston before New York. Oh, no, Houston is beautiful. What part of the game is this? What the fuck is it? Right before you get locked up, this is that chapter.

I just don't understand. If this is what's going on in the club, I'm glad I'm not in the club. What club would even be okay with? Like, where is the security or the person there's a The security. No, I'm saying like if a glass, if a drink spills, they're there to like mop shit up and like keep it moving. This is like who is, what is this for? Can you imagine being the janitor guy just staring at this like the fuck?

But this doesn't look like a, is this a club or is this a venue that they run it out to make a fake? No, it looks like it looks like a lounge or something. I don't know what club this is, but it definitely looks like a venue that has, you know, has some type of nightlife to it. And I, isn't upstairs. I mainly, so men, men are stupid. We can start there, especially in clubs and when we think we're impressing women. So I don't particularly care about that. I've seen dudes do corny or shit than even this to try to impress women.

I want to talk to the women that went to this party. What were y'all thinking? The women? Ooh, look at him pour that bottle out. I mean, you know. Were they impressed? Mahav on his dirt bike and go home. Like, did, if anyone left and got pussy after this, I...

I'm sure someone did. just humanity. I'm not sure if we're going to be okay. What about this looks appealing like, oh my God, look at him pouring out all that Casamigos. Yeah, I'm just not, that's, again, you know, I, you know, I had my time in the club and it was some dumb shit going on too, but that's why I stopped going to the club. It's just not, it's nothing, to me, there's nothing, what's fun about that? Like, what's, what's lit about that? Like, we poured all of our bottles on the floor last night, and now we're in the hotel the next

day thinking about it like okay what did we just do but can it took that 15 10,000 dollars and traveled went to some you know went to Italy had like a real good time this is not fun and you know the club owners especially with clubs like this typically are not of the culture you know they were watching that like wow they bought into this racket already that were upscaling bottles times a hundred and we paid $40 for this we're selling it for fucking $200 yeah now they're pouring it on the floor. Yeah, this is great. This is great. We didn't think we could get off those, those bottle prices, and that worked, and we were shocked. Now they're just pouring it out. You know what this reminds me of? This is like when Meek bought... You can now just put

whatever in those bottles. Remember when Meek bought like a phantom and gave it to like Robert Kraft as like a thank you? Maw, what is the allure with Robert Kraft? What's happening behind the scenes that he has become so chummy with rappers? Like Michael Rubin, I kind of understand to an extent because he's a little younger. He probably grew up on hip hop. Where did Robert Kraft get in this mix? No one's really Patriot fans. This is insane to me. I think it just became a thing for, you know, the hip hop culture to feel like they're

accepted or friends with a billionaire who owns Kraft, who owns football teams, who owns whatever they own. It's just like became a thing like oh yeah, I'm cool with these guys like these are my friends like it's kind of like

just being accepting into a circle that you probably never thought you would be accepting in or you know have conversations with guys you never thought you would have conversations with

I guess. I could be wrong with the timeline but did he not get closer publicly with rappers once Tom Brady left? Once he left? No, I think that I think the Gucci

Maine, pick might have been while Tom Brady was still there. Okay. Because, I mean, clearly the entire franchise changed as far as visibility once Tom Brady left. I didn't see him having a fucking meek at the Super Bowl when Tom was winning. Like, I feel like he needs this now because the brand of the Patriots. Tom might have opened that up for him, though. Tom might have been the-

Maga Tom? No, Tom might have been the guy that started, you know, hanging out because he's been friends with Jay for years. They've been cool. Have they? Yeah. Absolutely. I've never seen Tom Brady hang out with anyone.

Yeah, no, they've been, they've been cool for years. That's a fact. But I just, you know, maybe it was the Tom thing. Maybe, you know, everybody wanted to be cool with Brady. You think all this guys in sports for a while? You think 444, like, got Brady through that divorce? I don't know 444 did it. Do you think he listened to that before he abandoned his family to go back to the league?

Yeah. I don't know 444 did it, but I'm willing to bet that he had some hip-hop playing in the house, and Giselle was kind of like now. He was in a small town. Yeah. Tom Brady does not listen to hip-hop Not even a little bit You don't think so? No

I think so Okay I think he does I think he's heard hip-hop That the wide receivers were playing In the locker room I think he's heard hip-hop No I think Tom Brady might be

Might be a fan of hip-hop for sure Probably Eminem for sure Definitely big M fan Definitely big Eminem Actually his page Well it's not him Right social media team I was going to say that's literally what I was going to say.

They did. They were early on when Armani's Billy Elish song was taking off. He used it for a clip like early and it's like Ascension. So whoever's running his team is very on top of their shit with the music that they put on his clips. So you don't think Tom got off the field and was like, yeah, all that footage really liked this Billy Elish song. Big T-shirt, yeah. He probably asked for a Billy Eilish song and they put that instead. I think Tom Brady, I think he's a hip-hop fan, though.

I think he is. Like I would have never thought that a lot of these guys, these athletes that I see are hip hop heads. And then you see like interviews with them and like they're hip hop heads. Like, oh, you really listen to hip hop for real. I think just by proxy because hip hop became the biggest genre, they're forced. Whatever it is. Hip hop head, I think is a stretch. Well, I mean, they listen to the music.

They support the culture. Listen to the music and support in the culture are two totally different things. Well, I think it's if you stream an artist, hip hop artists, I think that's support. I don't even think Tom Brady listens to music. I think he just has like game film playing just the audio in his AirPods. I don't even think he like music, period. Yeah, I just think he just like listens to John Madden in his head. Every day.

RAPG, I hope not. Like when he's, you know, cleaning up the crib or doing errands, he's just listening to all game film. Doesn't he sleep in like a compression, like a pressurized chamber thing? Yeah, I don't know anything. I don't know why you know that. It's like a thing that's talked about. Is it?

Athletes, athletes do that. How like, yeah. A hyperbaric. chamber? Some shit like that. This month over here at New Roy and Mall, we're doing a special series of episodes to celebrate 50 years of hip hop. Maw, we wouldn't even be podcasting. It wasn't

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Now, when that verses was announced, I couldn't believe how many people on the internet were like, the locks is in trouble. Dip set. Being from New York, loving both groups, being old enough to know what the feeling was

and both groups dropped their first projects. And I was just confused. I'm like, oh, y'all don't know the locks. Y'all don't know what's there. I'm like, okay, so this is going to be interesting because now you have the younger generation that owns the internet. This is what they're saying.

They're going with dipset. but then the people that are a little older than the internet are saying y'all don't know about it. Do you remember our conversation? Backstage at Bank Show. Yeah. Rest in peace, the whole vein. Yeah. We had talked about this exact thing, I think maybe a week before.

Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And say, yo, if y'all don't come out there, we fuck you immediately. Bro. I just, I still watch that verses to this day. I still watch it. That night, to me, was important for a lot of reasons because, number one, it showed a huge audience

who the locks were. Talk about what that did for the locks after that versus battle. What did that do for each of you, gentlemen? They just opened, like you said, I think it opened the Internet's eyes to who we were. Like, I think within the industry, within lyricists,

people who keep it concrete, They kind of know what we do, how we do it. But that one was more so of like, if you think about it, we just really went to go, we're going to show them what we had all the verses to see before that. Right. And Kiss was already experienced in the verse. With fab. With fab.

Yeah. And it's more so like if I watch, if I watch 20-something fights and I know this what no one did. And then we're going to say, all right, we got a fight now. Here's what we're going to go do. Like, you know, most of the verses before that, it wasn't even just, as you said, it was just a show of let's show you how we go to work. More so than nobody did that prior to. Not saying nobody, but it wasn't just kind of highlighting in the fashion of it was more so everybody looking cool, look at fly. I would say Gucci and Jeezie was kind of chippy too. in a different way

it was chippy yeah absolutely but I think it would I think it was just the timing of being the first event that happened since Corona that where people were outside yeah

Madison Square Garden yeah my sister Angie saying this is for the belt in New York basketball players chiming this was a real event yeah it became a real yeah no this was very real

that show took us It became really, really. This was big. It started being big and we understood that let's just go to work. Yeah. Let's do what we do. That's what I say about staying on the cycle and staying dedicated to your craft. That's what that means.

It's like, I definitely didn't expect the outcome to be anything where it would be embedded as a moment in hip-hop. And it's a moment because it's two big groups. Absolutely. It's New York. Those are our brothers. We love Kim. For sure. Absolutely.

We from the same few years ahead of them. Absolutely. Same journey and same journey as New York people. So it was more so going, I just work on a craft and do what we do every single night. Anybody who, like you said, you've seen the lock show before. Absolutely. So you know what a lock show is about. You've heard the locks battle Rockefeller, G.

You know, talk shit on mixtapes. So on your mind, it's like knowing the repertoire. The internet's mind, you know, is a, it's a, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, and they, they don't really, they don't know. They didn't know the history is that's what it's, that far back on the history of what we did. And I think that night made them look at that night and then start diving in to history and going, oh shit, oh shit. I remember one day, I kind of knew it was like that from, uh, shout out my brother, currency, but I remember being on tour with currency. and then every night a fan would come to me or hit me late on a thing like your show was dope but then I went back

and looked at your catalog like holy fuck bro I didn't know you did that like it's like you gotta know you got what times you're in like you're saying yeah yeah but that has to feel good

as a as a rap as a scene I mean it did a lot it did a lot for mainstreamness I guess you would want to say that that catapult us back into the mainstream of people going and looking like, oh, shit, wait.

Big. You guys were the strange guys from a town nobody knew. That was drafted by Puff. At the realest time we've read, like, you know, it made people look at different times and go back to time periods and listen to certain shit. Oh, shit, I ain't know you did this. Oh, sure. I ain't know you did that.

But more so important than that, it was more like the youth going, I'm going, I'm going to learn my rhymes. Exactly. I'm going to start rhyming over the words. Exactly. I didn't like, you know, and I think that was the important part to go, like, this is a cry. That was a quick clip of our celebration of 50 years of hip hop sponsored by eBay. Subscribe and stay tuned to our YouTube for the full conversation.

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Yo. I just don't. These are the guys that are like in charge of like us politics like decision making decision making and all like look at them. I just want to know what the Illuminati level of Adderall that they give these guys that should be dead. Mitch should be dead. Biden should be dead. I want to know the pill that they give them to get out of bed in function. The limitless pill and it's still barely holding on. Exactly. I really like I want to know what's in his little pill container thing for the week. It's sad to keep rolling, you know, these guys out here in front of the cameras that clearly have, you know, health issues and are at an age where they should not be in front of a podium and trying to publicly speak. Like Mitch McConnell should be home somewhere relaxing, enjoying retirement, enjoying being with his family. Eating mashed potatoes.

Yeah, like, y'all keep rolling him out in front of, you know, these cameras to have these moments where people are like, yo, like, what's going on with this guy? You feel like politicians should have to talk to the people? I know it sounds like a really obvious question. Yeah. Because if they're making decisions, you want to know who it is and you have to speak to them. But in that regard, I feel like you are just turning people into the better speaker or who can deliver a message better rather than who can make the best decision. Well, it's all theater.

Politics, a lot of it is theater. A lot of it is just performance and, you know, who can deliver the best speech and who can get people to believe what they're saying. But at this point, Mitch McConnell can't even speak. He can't even stand up long enough and, you know, just function. So he should not be at a podium trying to speak to cameras and reporters. We need to talk to his team. You know, guys, if I end up one day, like, freezing up in the middle of a show or on the pod,

clearly for some health reasons, don't wheel my ass back in front of a microphone two weeks later. Yeah. It's not a good idea. You guys are fucking assholes. You said what? We got to get him out there on tour. No, Mitch McConnell should be home on the porch. Just enjoying the sunshine, enjoying the weather, you know, maybe listening to some sports radio or something like that.

Like, he should not be trying to pass laws and talk to reporters. He should be right at that screen door looking around going, what happened to my neighborhood? That's where he should be. That's where he belongs. you know, telling all the other white people in the neighborhood when I was here it was just white people. What happened to them? He was there for 19 seconds.

At the podium? Just frozen. I think, yeah, I think me and Ed and both think that he was having some type of seizure. A seizure? A second one? He was definitely having a seizure. You can have a seizure and it looks like that. If you're a reporter there, though, no one like in that 19 seconds of quietness,

which is extremely long. You know, Mitch? Yeah, nah. Mitch, you good? No, you're letting, I would let it go. In a fucked up world, the reality, I'm letting it as well. No, but I think if he was having a seizure, he would have fell. No, they, people have, they have, like, zone out seizure.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not every seizure means that, like, you fall in shape. Also, he just, you. Oh, my bad. I was going to say he just got medically cleared to do whatever the fuck he wants again. After.

Like, the last time he froze up, he got medically cleared to go back. Yeah, like, just now. Jammed a shot into him. It's funny. Like, these guys are so old, Biden and Mitch. that when most things happen, like if this were to happen to someone young, they'd be like, that's the vaccine. They're so old that like even those people that would say that don't even apply that logic here because they're like, yeah, now they shouldn't be doing what they're doing.

Maybe you shouldn't be a lot. You shouldn't be on earth. Roy, stop wishing death on people's 80-year-old grandparents. I'm not. I don't want Biden or him to die. I think had they not been politicians with the access they had, they'd be dead by now. That's fair. Why do you think that, though? Look at these, man. There's the resources they have from big fall. They are pumping illegal shit that we have to get over the counter if we're lucky to try to stay alive with all these guys. Somebody having a seizure like in front of you is some scary shit. Oh, D. Like my homeboy had a seizure one time.

Like I opened the door. Like he had rang the bell and I opened the door and like he fell in the door. I thought he was playing. I thought he was joking. And like he was having a full out seizure. You panicked. Hell yeah. You said damn that's crazy.

No, I started like I thought he was joking until like I looked at him and he was like. sweating profusely and I was like oh shit like this is like you're really having a seizure now you start to make me feel bad because anytime I had basely around I said she's here because I have seizures that's what I've said it on planes restaurants trained but like what is your dog gonna do if you have a seizure there's start barking before I happen there's dogs that know like you can train your dog to help you like if they know oh okay so what they'll do um a lot of sometimes of service dogs. They'll know when you're about to have a seizure.

So they'll start barking so that you can sit down so that you don't fall down or hit your head or anything like that so that you can sit down and lay your head down, put a pillow under your head and prepare to have the seizure. Now, knowing Bazely, do you think she's going to do anything if I have a seizure? Absolutely not. Basie will see you tweaking on the ground and then go scratch the door. The door. Yeah.

Start sniffing my pockets. Go through my bag. I keep telling you all pets don't love us. Speak of yourself. They don't. You know our pets. pets. You don't even have a pet. I do have a pet. Don't call her that. I think the love is very surfaced and based off animal instinct of this person feeds me. That's it. I do feel that

Baisley really loves me and we do have a connection. But if I got down to it and really was logical, Baisley loves me because I feed her. Absolutely. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. But I'm fine with that theory. Like, I'll take the love. I don't really care what the reason is because I love her love. You just want to be loved. Baisley loves really well. When you talk about her. When you talk about women, you said that you don't like strip clubs because you feel like they're not there because they're not giving you attention because they don't actually like you. They're doing it because it's transactional. But with

Baysley, you're willing to be transactional but not with women. Yeah, of course. A little dog. Yeah, I would, strippers aren't as cute as Bays. They're not. Some of them are. Yeah, some of them are. Yeah. Okay, but even with kids, like, if you get down to the, I know love is this magical, majestic

thing, but at the end of the day, even human contact with love, is based off what someone can do for you. Am I wrong in that regard? That's a very cynical way to look at life. I don't think there's a negative connotation to that though. There's a lot of unconditional love.

It's unconditional love. A lot of the, no, there could be love that's built like that. There is no unconditional love with you and your pet. That's true. What basically has shit all the floor, she's ruined things in my house. I still love her. That's unconditional. But that's unconditional from you.

She's still an animal. Yeah. Oh, am I supposed to sit on the toilet and take a shit? Yeah. Some people would say that dogs are The most unconditional lovers Because so many people abuse dogs And they still love their own

I've never abused basically So I don't know if I did something wrong to her That she wouldn't love me anymore Like they have Stockholm syndrome? Most dogs I mean it's pets the term It's the definition of it Yeah yeah I know

I just find it funny when people were like Oh my pet my animal he loves me She loves me she loves you because you hand them treats every two hours. Yeah, but it's like I already said. Like some of them like still love them even though they like, you know.

Like I can go get the same love and affection from your pet today and never met them for as long as I had treats. That's not true. That's not true. Some dogs are horrors like that, but that's not. You ever see those videos of the dogs linking with their military dad

when they come home? I start crying. Oh yeah. I saw one where the dog found the grave of its owner all sniffs. Oh my God. Waterwork. Look, he was about to shit on me

for saying crying and then you all agreed and he's still not over. Y'all cry over videos of like of dog reunions? You've never seen a military person come back with the dog. It's incredible. I've never cried over it. These are the best videos. Okay, well do you at least cry over

when the kids like when the parents surprised the kids at school and they've been away and they're like, Daddy and like you don't cry off of those? No. I can't watch those for hours. I mean it's sweet, you know, it's a sweet video but I'm not crying over it. Okay. Well, the video I watch First of all, you can't watch a video like this group.

It does not work the same. No. And you got to. No, no, no, no, no. It's a reason why it doesn't work the same. Why? Because you know it's some pansy shit to be crying at some shit like that. You need some alone time for some shit like this.

Do you not support our troops? Right. All right. All right. Yeah. World tour. No, I love our troops. But I'm just saying, I'm not crying.

So you hate animals. I love animals. I'm not crying over an animal reeniting with its owner. You have no fucking heart. Okay. What about a dog that has never been to a grave yard before and found its owner's grave just by sniffing. And I'd never been there before and laid down the grave.

It's probably cat. I cried. I definitely train that dog to do that. Like, are you kidding me? I don't know. Get the fuck out of it. It worked on me on TikTok. The dog can smell you six feet in the ground in a box in a coffee.

That's sick. I mean, if they just die. Get the fuck out of it. It don't hit the same when you're in a group, y'all. It could be fresh. Yeah, it could be fresh. No. It's cat.

It's a video for the likes and the retweets and things like that. morality of it. Sometimes, yeah. You're underestimating dogs. Mom, why? You guys are really cynical. No, I love dogs. I'm a dog.

I just know that people like get a little crazy with their dogs. And I'm like, yo, your pet doesn't love you the way you think it does. Why you like this, man? Let people enjoy their pets. What do you guys think? Enjoy it. I'm just telling you some real shit. That doesn't mean I can't tell you was real.

What do you think unconditional love is based off with children then? That's different. Why? Because you guys made me sound crazy when I said a logical thing. You made it sound negative. What's the difference to with? You mean you with your children were wired scientifically for that. Yeah, exactly.

I mean, it's some similarity. It's not as magical as we make it out to the same. Conditioning is a whole different thing. It's like it's a repeated process. They know by the point that every time that they see you, they're going to get fed. That's conditioning. Compared to you with a child that you are nurtured.

It's kind of the same. A child knows that you're going to take care of them, that you know, you're going to. They feel safe. Their first idea of safety. Yeah. What about pheromones? It's the same type of thing.

It's scientific. Yeah. I mean, there's signs behind all of it, yeah, of course. So, no, I'm not trying to make it sound like a negative thing, but that sometimes the love shit is not as mad. But it's just wired that way. Yeah, for sure. Yeah, I know, I agree.

Obviously, you need to feed your kid. I just think I love my mother because she also fed me. Like, that's part of it. I just think it's different. Like, I see people that are like outside, like, and they're like, oh my God, I got to get home. My pet is probably going crazy. Don't money.

Yeah. Which is a part of what? Which is a real thing. That's a real thing. Pet is home, chilling, laying. That's not true. That's how much it doesn't be able to have a responsibility.

You still have to bring it home. No, not even that. I'm not saying it's not a responsibility. Not everyone had a nanny mom. I've seen people outside and they're like, oh my God, I have to get home. I'm like, wow, what happened? I'm thinking something happened.

Another shot at me. My dog is like probably going crazy. I'm like, your dog is probably having the best time. No, dogs, there are a lot of dogs that have anxiety. Yeah. Separation anxiety. First of all, dogs are not cats. Like cats, you can lead them bitches home forever.

They like not being. bothered. You don't know that? Dogs. What you mean? Not every cat, but cats are more likely. We can look this up. They'll eat you. We're not talking What if we are wrong about that? Exactly. All cats are super depressed because

that's what I'm saying? Like, what if we were wrong? Just because they show it differently don't mean like they're happy to be alone. And what if dogs are really annoyed that we want them around all this? That's what I'm saying. Like, you don't know that. I think that a lot of it has to do with the owner. The owner puts a lot of its anxieties and feelings

onto their pet. Yeah. With days, especially when she was younger, I would have her everywhere. So when she wasn't next to me, yeah, I built up an anxiety for her. Yeah, you did that. That happened a lot to people during COVID too. Now, you body that.

She is tweaking. Yeah, she just shitting everywhere. She pisses everywhere. Yeah. I didn't want to get her trained. She's a free spirit. A free spirit. I don't want to train your pet?

No. Why? I want her to live the way she wants to live. What? So then let her out in Central Park and let her roll free? You can apply that line? to Amara? I was just going to tell him she's a boy in five years.

He can be like, okay. Damn. I would say okay. All right, Dwayne, Roy, Wade. I'm progressive. I see what your stance is now. Right. Did you guys ever see, you know how like the, this was a trend for a while, those automatic food dispensers for cats and dogs?

Yeah, I have seen that. Mostly for cats. So I have a friend that has a cat that's aggressive as is, but he also has one of those dispensers. So the cat doesn't associate him for anything. Now you're just a nuisance. you're not even feeding me just in my way and he was like why

and he like literally he sought counseling and the vet was like well what's your relation with the cats because we just kind of like coexist like a roommate like you need you need to do something to like establish some hierarchy like I am providing for you

so I just feel like that's also a thing where people that don't you know actually do the act that the animal needs most I think those type of things though to dispensers and things like that's from when like if you have a cat and you're going out of town for a while. Which is what I think

when it can be useful. But these people, like, they're just leave it there every day and you're there. Yeah. Yeah. You know, the cat and him being roommates is fucking hilarious.

But that's how they just pass each other in the hall. Yeah, that's how some cats are treat you though. They'll go under the bed and just stay under there for hours. You won't even see them. Like, that's just how cats are dogs are the complete. You bring the bell, they're walking right to the door. Pavlov's dog.

Yeah. Where? I don't know. I don't really trust cats. Me neither. No? Me neither. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. I'm not a cat. I don't think they trust us either. I think it's a mutual hate. I think, because I know, I do know some cats, people to have cats, and their cats are very, like, affectionate with them, not with just anybody. Dogs, if you have an affectionate dog, your dog will probably be affectionate with your friends when they come over. Yeah, because if they see you trust them, then they'll automatically be.

Cats are not doing that. Cats, if they know their owner, they can be affectionate with the owner, but they're not going to be that affectionate with you. Bay's got super trusting as she got older. She'll just run up in the park to somebody like, oh, you got food? You're trying to tell you. What I'm trying to tell you. They only care about somebody that feeds them.

If you have something in your... Right now, if Bayes is in here and I crack open a bag, Baysie's going to sit right here. But Baisley loves you. But that's conditional. Yeah, but I'm just saying, but that's what it is. Animals just want to be fed. Like, who has the food?

Who has the snacks? Yeah. That's my friend right now. That's what it is. Well, Bays gives me love and I don't have to do anything for it, so... Well, because Bays knows you're looking for love. She can sense that. Damn.

So it's like, damn, let me help her. I just didn't know. She could smell the broken people. Oh, shit. Let me lick her knuckles. Let me lick her, let me lick her arms.

Let me lick her wounds. Wow. I can take advantage of this one. She'll definitely give in and give me some treats. Oh, man. She can't wait. All I do is lick her knuckle four times. She's going to open the cabinet.

I'm probably going to think I just like her. Yeah, it's all good, though. Like strippers. Like strippers. You just called a wild stray? No, like how strippers go after men. Basley goes after Demaris. Yeah, you never went to the strip club

and went to get some singles? Demaris, look over your shoulder. They'd be lined up. They start winking at you. Like, a bitch, you don't like me. No, she's the patron. Basley's the stripper. That's the same way that...

And I'm the desperate old man. 100%. Okay. The same way that... Should get divorced, hates his family. There you're that. I'm Tom Brady. Got it.

It's the same way MPC streamers need instant gratification from their audience. No, you got it, Julie. How is that? Do you think? Do you think? No, do you think.

So Pinky Doll was at the streaming awards? Should we acknowledge that transition? That was a great transition. He got it. He was trying. I'm not knocking him for that. We also don't need the transition. It was good.

It was a good one. It was fine. We have a podcast. The way dogs, think about it, the way. No, we're trying to double down. Don't break it ahead. Like the breakdown is not going to help me see when you come and breaking the bars down. No.

NPC streamers want. Oh, that's true. I'm not going to lie. The gratification from their audience as well. Well, that's how they eat. Conditioning. That's their conditioning. Food.

Emojis are the treats. Yeah. Gleazy. Glizzy. First of all, don't ever, yo, don't ever your life say hot dog glizzy

and make that noise while you look at me in my eyes. Did he fart? And what's wrong with you? That's the chair. He said hot dog glitz. What is that? He didn't fart.

You're a man. He was insinuating something would far down his throat. Oh. And he was making noise. I got to do that. To what happens when something goes down your throat. Oh.

Now I saw this whole pinkie dog. thing. And everybody's saying she's light skin fishing because she was at the streamies. What is light skin fishing me? That's actually, well, on her, on her screen,

she was like, she looked like a completely different woman than the woman that was at the podium at the streamies. So they were saying like, wait a minute, on your streams, you're like a light skin, you have blonde hair.

Like, this looks like a completely different, different woman. Same eyebrows, obviously. That's good. That's good start. Same heavies.

Same heavies. I understand why. people was kind of thrown off. It does, it does kind of look like two different women. That is crazy. But they don't know makeup, lighting in the house, got the ring light going on. Yeah, but isn't that the point? That's the, that's how people accomplish.

Like, yeah, so the people are saying your light skin fishing, like, you try to appear as a more light skin woman than you actually are. Charlemagne made a hot lunch, made a hot song. Mm-hmm. Collect your word. It's not a, mm-hmm. This is fucking. Y'all try to put gas on everything. So, yeah, I guess.

Everybody was kind of like, you know, thrown back a little bit like, yo, I thought she was light skin. Like, what the fuck is going on? Who was this girl? That's as much as I know. I don't follow any of that MPC shit. I don't know anything about making glizzy noises on in front of your camera. I just don't know what any of that is.

I don't think she's the glizzy girl. But again, I know nothing about this. And I'm going to stay out of the shade conversation. Yeah. I don't blame her for doing what she has to do to appeal to a wider audience. What? I don't. Also, this is a Chinese.

I don't blame her. If she was doing it on purpose, me personally, as a brown skin girl, I can look dark skin one day. No, no, hold on. You said you don't blame her for trying to appeal to a wider audience. A wider, wider. Wider. Wider. But that was the problem back in the day when they would have black groups that were singing and making songs.

And on the album cover, they would put white people. It's like, no, put me on my cover. This is who I am. But that was the choice of other people. She's doing that. No, it wasn't always the choice of the artist. The label did that sometimes about the artist. That was the choice of the label.

The artist would have liked for themselves to be represented. This is her choice. She also put in there that she was 19. I think she put in her bio that she was 19 and she's like 26. She's 27, yeah. Yeah, she's, that's all done on purpose to appeal to the audience that wants to see that. Like, it's done on purpose. She's doing it to make money.

So lying to her audience, basically. Yeah. There's some level of manipulation. Everybody lies. Some level of manipulation. Sure. Lying to. She doesn't say words.

What do you mean lying to her? Well, she says words. She makes noises. Yes, yes. What type of integrity are we holding her to? Ice cream. So good. I can't watch her stuff if she's a liar.

She makes noises. But she says thank you. Like when you clip her. She does say thank you. But we don't know if she was, like I said, we don't know if she was light skin fishing. Black girls change colors. They do that.

They're not chameleon. Can I ask, is it a lighting thing? What? How would she go about doing that? You can tell the difference in the lighting in the two pictures. Second of all, that could have been. from, it could have been from, you could see how dark her arms are. Her arms are dark in this.

Her face is lighter. It's makeup. It's a ring light. It's brighter lighting. It's a filter. A lot of stuff. I have pictures where I'm that color. I have pictures where I'm that color.

It doesn't mean that she was intentionally light skin. I think she kind of was in. I think she was too, but it doesn't. I'm not going to put that on her. With a blonde wig too. Like it's not, it looks like she knows what she's doing. Yeah.

I'm not, I wouldn't knock her for that. But I did see not to, not to, I don't want to make shit on her or anything. Because obviously what she's doing is working. it's great. She's at the awards. A lot of people were saying, oh, I like the dark skin pinky doll more.

Same. Which is cool. Like a lot of people are like, oh, shit, she's actually beautiful in person. She's gorgeous. Yeah, she's a gorgeous. Oh, the left picture,

she's beautiful. She's gorgeous in that photo. Yeah. So it wasn't, it was weird. There was a split between is she doing the light skin thing. And then there was also like,

oh, but she's just beautiful anyway, so it doesn't matter. I mean, well, is that her character on the TikTok and maybe her character is light skin. Her hair is, maybe she's in light skin.

Like I said, her character is also 19 years old and she's actually That's kind of crazy. I didn't know that. That's weird. That part, that part is weird as fuck. Is it weird?

Y'all watch porn that says the girls are fucking teenagers or 1920. That's different. And, Key words is barely legal or just a turn 18. Who's the craziest thing in the world? You never watched a barely legal porn? Eddn? You think that's my objective?

Have you ever watched a barely Latino? Every time. That's a barely legal, Big Booty Latina. A BL, BBL. That's what you're here to? Big Booty Tinas? Hell yeah.

I think you're missing it. There'll be videos where the woman is clearly probably 25 to 30. True. But for the cap, the way people do clickbait in podcasts and all that shit, porn always does the barely legal shit. That's a very big thing. Because they're trying to take advantage of creepy men that think that's attractive. Exactly. And let's make this clear.

She is a sex worker. What she is doing is sex work. MPC work is sex work. It feeds into a fetish. Yes, it's sex work. What sex work? NPC? That MPC shit?

That's sex work? Doesn't she actually do real sex work? I was going to say, I think she does like only fans. She has the only fans, I think, too. But that MPC shit, that's a form of sex workers will come on and tell you, that is a form of sex work. You are taking advantage of someone's fetish of controlling you. Granted, there are now people, because she got so big, there are people who are not

in that world or that wasn't their original goal like us who are just like oh this is cool like let's feed her fucking glissies to eat like this is fucking funny we'll get to him but but there are people he's a sex worker he's definitely a sex worker but there are people who sit at computers like with their hands in their pants making this girl say makes it less ice cream but hold on see i'm gonna get some pushback on this if she does actual sex work and that and that's just part of her her inner holster she also has that. Cool. But if you just do that and nothing else,

you're not a sex worker because by that definition, women that just post in a bikini on Instagram, men probably beat off to that. That doesn't make them a sex worker. I'm not talking about because she's talking about the action. I'm talking about the,

you're playing on a fetish. MPC is a fetish of controlling, you are controlling this character. That's a fetish. When you are adhering to someone's fetish and making money off of it, you are a sex worker. That is,

the same thing, I don't, the same thing as if I am, if I am on a telephone, if I'm a telephone worker or whatever day, how they used to do the party lines and stuff,

even though I am not selling vagina, I am selling a fantasy, I am playing on someone's fetishes, I am a sex worker if I work for a call line. She is a sex worker. It's okay.

It's not a bad. No, I'm not saying it's a bad thing. I'm with you, but on the NPC thing, do they, does she, so Alchemist is a sex worker.

Do they request like sexual thing? No, you cannot do that because it's TikTok. But her saying, um, ice cream's so good. Mm, ice cream so good. That might turn someone off. Yes. It's like a cock.

So she's capitalizing off of mental illness. Like most sex workers. Got it. But, okay, what if someone says, what if someone listens to this podcast and they're just fucking weird and it gets them off? Does that make us sex workers?

I'm sure that happens. That makes you a sex worker, not me. We're in this together. It's new, Rory and more. Not that part. The orange is the money bagger to get, You're in this. It's a threesome.

Yeah, somebody's getting an off the podcast. Please stop. But seriously, would that make us a sex worker? Is it the intent? People, is the intent makes talk to the podcast. Well, I think what Demaris is saying is the person on the other end can control, can request what you are doing. All right. That's what I'm saying.

The MPC itself is the fed. The real intention. Okay. That's the real intention. There are people in there who that isn't their intention. And a lot of people, like a lot of people don't even know what they're getting their self into because, like I said, she went viral from a niche community and now it's like bigger in worldwide.

What does how MPC look like? What do you mean? Like, what do we start doing on? Like, can I just throw money and you just eat oranges? Inglissies? I don't think anyone is turned on by me eating Clementine. You never know. I'm gonna do the ice cream.

Might be a whole audience that we haven't tapped. I don't really want to meet that person. I mean, orange is so juicy. It's just on TikTok. Roy's saying that would. Roy, do it. Say that once. Yeah, say that once. I just feel like there's other streams of income

that we can focus on. No, I agree. Give it all up. But I'm just saying like, what if there's like... We're doing a tour. You know, but this is like a whole like, just a whole audience that we had no idea it was there. And they were like, I would definitely watch these guys like throw money and just like eat,

just like eat oranges all day. I just feel like she's a natural and like was born with that talent right now like, eat that orange. I just don't feel like I'm right. I'm right for this game. Yeah, no. Yeah. Now that I think about it.

Ooh, juice now. my chin. Ooh, juice down my chin. Demarison knows how to like push it. Don't. Look, you say juice down my chin. No, I can't. Yeah. You know the list of things men can do? I'm going to make a list of things Rory can do, and it's that.

That's on the top of the list of things that men can do. Ooh, juice down my chin. Come on, man. Speaking of male. But what if I said in a complete sentence to a woman that... Come on. Let me get on. In real time. It's still nasty. Your juice is on my chin? Bro. That's different.

I just feel like when you take out the root words in between, it becomes we're weirder juice on my chin that's juice chin jerk my tongue yeah I see why you got to bring into that it's the same shit the Dalai Lama hey he had an MPC he was that that was definitely

suck my tongue he thought he was old we thought he was at the streamies right why didn't he perform live that should definitely went by all right speaking of the goat of MPCs this man put his head in the ring you can't wait to talk about this

Come on. You are the audience. This is you behind the screen. Me too, yeah. I'm with it. That shit's hilarious. All right, let's give the fans some audio so they can. Thank you for the glissies.

Entry, ultimate. This one's going to be so sloppy. Spin his own camera. Mind you, he's making mad money from this. I just want to say that. Yeah, but like, where is your dignity at, though? Not there. It's gone at that point.

Like, I think it's, his mortgage is paid. Yeah. No, listen, I ain't hating. Get your bag. Let's go. No, get your bag. I'm just saying, like, your dignity, like, you can't be this guy's friend. Like, if y'all saw me doing this, there's no way.

You're right. You're right. You know how pissed off Joey Chestnut must be with his stomach right now? Like, wait, you ain't have to eat them? You didn't have to eat them. You could just, you could just pretend like you just goblin glizzies? I didn't have to go to conian eyes. He's jerking the glissie.

Also, he's going to get banned from TikTok if he keeps doing this. No, did you hear him? Yeah, he steps on the side. Listen to this clip. Oh, wait, don't get banned. Yeah, this is funny. He goes, don't get banned.

I know. Yo, I'm just saying. Why is he a robot in between the sucks? He's supposed to be an NPC. All right. All right. Wait, does he have a picture of the leader of North Korea behind him? Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, he getting his shit off. No, this is a bigger, there's a conspiracy here, right? They're trying to ruin America. Because hold on, is it TikTok banned like in your career? Hell yeah. Probably. So that's what I get. TikTok, everything is banned there.

Yeah. I hope this guy gets all the money. Freedom is bad. Pinky Daw says she makes around 3K to 4K per stream. That's lit. Okay, but this isn't real. She has a career because I think people will show her certain customers that actually want to go beat off.

these this is probably jokes yeah but you know oh you think there's no you think that there's no gay men who are into mpc who are watching that in i i think much higherer of gay men that this wouldn't be for oh here so pinky doll recently said uh and first like seven k a day through mpc streams well i have to see a sophomore album like this worked but what's the next thing from pickie doll No, from this dude. Picky doll, I think, is going to continue on because it's men are horny. This is a joke. The glizzy overdrive is incredible.

This is for men to go send that emoji to laugh. This is incredible. They're not getting turned. They're not coming back. Like, yo, what time he's streaming tonight? I got to catch that. Once you see the first one, I don't think you need to see. Julian just watched it three times in a row.

They said glizzy overdrive looks awfully similar to someone performing oral sex. Yeah. That's the, that's, I don't know. It's just funny that they're just. Spelling it out. Summer Walker did it on a live? Oh, there you go. That's what it was. That was maybe his inspiration. Summer Walker, she was the first one to do that. That was hilarious. Damn. Summer was the first one to do that on live and yeah, they took,

now they made a whole fucking way to get paid off of that. He just added a prop in a costume. That's it. That's all he did. I mean, didn't Asia doll, didn't she start her only fans? Yes. Which, which doll is that? I get confused with all the doll. Asia doll from Chicago, right? Yeah. King Vaughn's, uh. Okay. Yeah, I know that one. Okay. Um, she said she made 100, 100 K and a day? Yeah, I think so. I can believe that.

Asia doll from Chicago. And then your friend Azilia Banks went on there and shit it on her. How? They was arguing about something. Basically called her. Asia and Azalea were arguing? That's not her. About what?

About Asian dolls. Only fans. I think Azilia said something like, bitch, that ain't no money or something like that. I don't know. 100K in a day is no money. That's money. I'm going to say that. Oh, she said rapping at 30 is crazy.

That's what Asian Adolf said rapping at 30. is crazy and then Azealia attacked her. Damn. That's a... You know, and you're laughing at 30 is crazy. Yeah, that was really stupid. That's like the stand. I'm going to be a sex worker instead. That's usually when people hit their prime.

Yeah, like 30? Like, that's when you start to really take off and sell out arenas at 30. Like, what? That's hilarious. 50 cent right now is the crazy one. Right. He should just be on OnlyFans.

I would pay. 100K in a day. I'm never leaving Only fans. So her content is just her and sexy I guess A little outfits and stuff like that Okay Listen man get to the bag

I listen I listen What I'd hate it? I'm not a bag man Get to the fucking bag man I'm not I'm not hating at all If you post yourself in a fucking bathing suit Make on a can a day What am I

You enjoy it? Yeah I'm a hater at that point Yeah no listen get get your fucking bag Yeah bro Keep throwing those glizzies Well not well he needs help Was he at the streamies Did he host

Imagine him doing the red carpet at the streamies with a hot dog microphone going on overdrive he'll be the next year for sure have you guys ever had a woman or whatever your choice is um yeah julian give you head with like that like she thought she was going crazy and like added the theatrics and noises that weren't really matching to what was happening yeah didn't really do anything did it like make you guys want to laugh 100% i've had i've had to hold back laughter before yeah it's a such thing as being nasty or freaky but it's like it's not really connecting. Sexy. Yeah, it's like it's not, it's like, come on

you just, you just talking crazy now. It's just like it's not really turning me on. It's just too much. It's going George Lucas. It's too much. It's like you're relaxed. Like, slow down. Like, I'm your filthy bitch. No, you're not. Like, excuse me? Relax. Yeah, relax. Calm down. Yo, I would die. Oh my God. Yeah, it's just a bit. A girl's

saying something like am I your dear dirty slut is worse to me than what the what are we question oh if she's like am i just like nah you're not i don't know who's dirty like you're like i wasn't really looking i think y'all can't i don't like that i don't know straight up i don't if she's giving y'all some crazy if she's giving y'all some crazy shit if she say that i think you agree are you missing it if it's okay hold all right y'all's let me rewind the tape if it's amazing yeah she says that And oh, yes, we're right on part. She's playing the part.

But I'm also, she's playing. Might not even be able to focus. But if it's not. If she sounds like the glizzy guy, usually it's not that good. Yeah, if it's not and you just like, it's just like you're doing too much. Slow down. Yeah, the theatrics of it usually means. It's too much.

But if it really is, oh, then yeah, right on brain. It's like the loudest girl in the front group is usually the most beat. That's the loudest girl in the friend group is what? Usually the most beat. What do you mean by? Like, like, yeah, what does that mean? Ugly. Oh.

Yeah. I mean. You know what I mean? I mean, like, they're like, you're doing all that to draw 10. Like, just stop. I know some loud pretty girls, too, though. A lot, actually. I mean, New York for sure.

The loudest one in the group is usually the pussiest one. Like, the person that talks about the most shit usually can't back it up. So that makes sense with sex. Because they say girls who like, yeah, this shit fire. I'm going to have you like this. They're usually the ones that. So you think all female rappers have terrible locks on? You've been saying that for the longest.

There's no way they're all good. It's based off the... The theory that Demaris is saying, I mean, it's the same time. I mean, things have changed with male rappers. But before we knew the most gangster rappers saying the crazy shit ever weren't like that, like the more you talk about this, there's no way you could live that way. You'd be in prison. Yeah.

Do we put the same standard to the women that talk about their vaginas constantly? Well, we can't. Well, of course not. We can't do that. We can't do that. But I understand. And we know they wouldn't give us any pussy. We know we're lames.

We're broke. I understand. But. Yeah. happening to that theory. Quiet girls got some good is all I'm going to say. A hundred percent. The best. Quiet girls, they got some good.

I will say that. Let me just put that in the universe. You think Alan Keller has some fire? You know, see, look, no. Maybe. Don't. Because a lot of the senses. Helen Keller.

Isn't it when you lose a sense like you make up the sense elsewhere? Her touch is probably crazy. Yeah. Not for real, though. If you lose your eyes and your ears, Touch got to go nuts. Grip game crazy. I'm cool, man.

And also her taste, her taste, like, gets stronger, too, so she could probably, like, taste another bitch is, like, vagina on your fucking dick. Even after you fucked her, like, a week ago. And if you read the book, her first touch was water. That's what brought her back to existence, to, like, understanding things. Who has a vagina on their cells from a week ago? I'm just saying her taste got stronger, so she could taste that she was cheating on her. Like, she could taste that.

it. Well, you just said, the German Shepherd. He said her touch. If a girl was to ever tell me like, you, I taste another woman or you, she's not winning that argument. Yeah.

Your taste is not stronger than Dr. Bronner's. Yeah. Your taste is strong in my lives. Like, your taste ain't stronger than my lives. Like, what? Look, what are you talking about? The only time that works is when men make that wild mistake of using, like, hotel

products. Because those smell. You smell like a hotel. If you use their products. A hotel. you wash up with your regular stuff, allegedly you're fine. Your taste ain't better than my lives is all I'm saying.

I love that. That's a great line. That's a good. That might be the name of my second album. What do you mean? I taste another woman. No, you do not. Even if I'm fresh out of me, no, you don't. Shut up. Like, what are you told me? You're lying. Get out of it. I've never been that cool to get that line.

You never done the back to back. Yeah. Yeah, right? Shut up. What we're eating? All you got to do is that's a girl what we're eating. That changes the whole argument. Yeah, that's forget money. We'll eat. Now she don't know.

She's hungry. But then she wants to get back to the argument. It's like, yo, come on. They bought the clothes, man. Oh. Yeah, bishes don't got to. Man. Am Rizzo.

That's enough prowess because I will starve to win an argument. I don't give a fuck. All right, Gandhi. You're going to watch me eat. You can stave all you want. You can starve all you want. I'm going to go pick up this food. Yeah, like.

You don't eat those fucking wings right now? Sit there and starve. The fuck. I'm not to eat. You gotta eat those wings. Just go. Yeah. Being Nelson Mandela in your relationship to prove a point is fucking crazy.

And it is even crazy when you're not cheating. That she's going crazy. It's like, all right. She's absolutely out of how fucking mind. But those are, those are good moments. And y'all can lie. But when you're accused of cheating and you're not cheating, it's one of the best feeling. Oh, it's incredible.

Like, nothing brings a. a higher form of confidence in a man than when he's accused of something that he did not do. No, it goes back to when the truth is on your side, everything else is just entertainment after that. No matter what you say right now, I know I did not fuck that girl. I'm just going to watch it.

It's a sitcom. But it's different. Just the cheating part. Because there's been plenty of times, we've heard lies and we don't even address because who cares, we have the truth. When it's about cheating, there's something about our chemical makeup.

We can't wait to get it. We get fucking comp. Because it makes you, you're a great guy. You didn't do the, like, nah, I'm really a good person. Yeah. Especially if she accused you at a wrong girl. You know you didn't fuck that girl? Nothing's more dirtbag than when you are a cheater and she picks a girl you didn't cheat with.

And then you start acting like the guy that didn't cheat. Right. The gas lighting will come in. See, you doing all of this and you thinking, look, you're crazy. Like, you swore that you smelled a bitch on me. You're crazy. You smell that bitch who wasn't the one that I was with. I was with this bitch.

a smell that you're not familiar with. I was with that woman. You're gaslighting me and putting in my jacket that don't belong there. Exactly. So then at that point, unpin that woman from my jacket. You might as well be because since it's already on her hypothetical jacket. You know,

getting accused of fucking somebody that you would never fuck and you just kind of like disgusted with it. That would piss you off. Like this is who you putting on me? Like this is who you worried about? Because I can show you who you really should be worried about. But you worried about this. It's not a disrespect.

I get upset. I think the reverse in that regard. like imagine you've fucked some like dirty girl and your girl was like I don't believe that I would you would never fuck that girl and you're like shit you think you think way higher of me well you would never hit that and you already hit it you like oh oh that is a tough position to being like hearing your girl like talk about another girl that you that definitely already like had sex with and she's like yo she is trash and she started breaking the girl down in front of you and you like I used to hit go raw in that too oh my god I was But then you got to convince yourself, like, I didn't love myself at that time. Yeah, I was somewhere. I wouldn't do it now. Yeah.

Or you convince yourself that your girl is a hater because sometimes bitches just do be haters. Yeah, women be haters, for sure. Y'all, y'all do be hating. I got to put you in that too. You don't be hating? You've hated on another woman before. I've never hated on other women. You hated on a woman that had the hoodie on.

I don't hate on that girl. Yes, she did. How I hated on her? Because you called him with hateful energy. Yeah, you hated on her. So how I'm hating on her? You said she had the hoodie on. You said she was filmed.

You were hating on her. That's hating. Hating is if I'd have been like, she's ugly. She was trash. I didn't do nothing than that. I think that's hating. I don't want to put your business out there, but this did happen between you and I one time. You showed me a girl that you were snooping around that someone may have been dating.

This happened years and years ago. I don't want to be. And you were in a different space? Yeah. And you showed me. That's what she showed me a photo of the girl. Like, you think this girl's bad? I was like, yeah.

You, you got to stop doing that Because a friend of mine did that to me before She was like, yo, you think she's cute? I was like, she's bad But Damaris came to me She looked to me was like, really? I said, yeah, she looked good. I said, why?

No, this is my ex-new girlfriend. I was like, oh. Like, now I understood, did why she was asked. No, Demaris came to me hoping for me to be like, that bitch is trashed. And then showed, I was like, nah, she's cute. I did not. And Roy, don't do that because you said she was like,

well, she ain't you. Yeah, because I had to help, like, pick my friend up. Yeah. After I saw you. After I realized that I did the wrong thing. I thought you were just showing me a chick. I was like, yeah, she bad. That's damn.

He saw your reaction. He was like, but, come on. Yeah. He's bad. He saw your reaction. He's like, but I mean, in comparison to you. She's not. She can't make cheese grits like you.

She can't cook like that macaroni. Did she say she can't make cheese? You know what? Your cheese grits were fired. Macaroni salad with gravy is great. Who make better? Oh, you make good cheese grids? We got to have a grits off.

You can't have cheese. You can't put any creamier grits. Hey, yo. Hey. That's like it. Coconut cream. Apple usually put coconut cream too. Oh, there you go. Vegan.

Yeah. Your grits won't be better than my pooky. You know, see? Oh, can we do this? And I just be the taste. I love her. She's, no, her grits the other day were,

they were great. You try and try to try Moll's grits? You're going to try to make that a thing and it's not yet. If Mall make grits, I would try them. Stop going to make that happen. Take this thing right out of me.

Like, if he makes grits, I'm trying it. That's what I'm saying now. His cream. His cream would have been a stretch. They're creamy grids. Why? Why we got to go? Because they're cream. Yeah, but we're heterogeneous.

For Patreon, we can do a cook off, a grid off. We should start with the grits between Maris and mold. But is there a dish that we could all? Who said they had good greens? Binner. Probably. Why do you come out like that? I'm going to stop letting people just say anything, man.

Like, Ben is not going to say he has good greens. If we call Bender right now, Benner said he had good greens. Like what? Like what? No, like good. Green. I'm not putting my Can better turn a stove on?

Wow. Benner said he made a color green. I don't know. He works for fire all the time. He always smoking six. It was, it was dinner. I know for sure it was Benner.

Because it wasn't any of y'all. Benner said he had good collard greens. It says he makes good green. At all. I definitely. I'll do the salmon and Brussels. I'll make a good lasagna. Well,

yo, you be pissing me off, man. Yo, Juliano don't piss none of y'all off the way he pissed me off. You didn't just miss what, and I make a great lasagna. Yeah. I have Garfield.

Look at me. I make a great lasagna. I make it for myself. It's for me. Fuck y'all. Eddie, you make a good what? Lazzania. Why y'all laughing?

I don't look like I can make a good lasagna? Yo, we got to stop letting people just say anything, man. Yo, who can we call to be like, yo, they can vouch me a lasagna? Oh, my God. I make a mean. Beef stroganoff. I make a good lasagna. I can.

I'm bringing for you one day. It's good. It's good for you. To you. Yo. You don't think I could cook something up? That's hating. That is he.

So you've made lasagna and taken it to like an event before? Yeah, for sure. Were they Hispanic? Yeah. Was it empty? Was the lasagna pan empty after you left? Yeah. The fuck?

Okay. I'm just asking. I don't know. Also, how much riccato you use? Or do you use the Mexican cheese? No. Cut it. That's funny. The Mexican blend.

You used it Mexican blend. I've seen people use Mexican blend in lasagna. That terrifies me. Yeah, that's crazy. No, people who put Mexican blend out there, eggs freak me to fuck out. That's common. That's pretty.

It's pretty. It's common. Here we can. Yeah. I think that's the thing. Like, yo, we should just start, like, I do know. Dishes that we've never made.

Like, I make an amazing eggplant par. You should have my chicken cordon blue It's a hit every Christmas You know that's the thing We got to go around just throwing out dishes What? Who makes that? We're going to do that our next interview Our next interview we got to do that

I'll make a good beef strong enough Who the fuck says that, man? You know, that's a funny shit I'll make a good omelet. I'm just also... I promise I do it. I'll do it one day. I'm just also picturing it like, you know,

some of the hotels that have the Continental breakfasts and they have like the omelet bar. Imagine on tour, we just walking downstairs. Julian's in the lobby. Just making it flippin up a... Oh my God. That should get me a headache left.

Edens lasagna. Ed is... Eddine's... I'm going to bring it in one. Eddie, I do not believe that you make a good lasagna. I'm not... We definitely got to have Eddie spaghetti. Eddie spaghetti.

Eddie spaghetti. You know, He's branded it that way too. You guys are laughing now. You'll see. Yo, Eddie, you are crazy, man. You'll see. I'm fucking.

But Warren, when do you make the Shepard's Pie? Like, what's... I made a Airship pie. I really do. Body those wings in the air fire that one night. Yeah, they were good. Oh, the garlic parmesan wings? Fire.

I'm good at what I'm good at. I'd never, like, walk around like, I'm Demaris when it comes to the kitchen, but... I don't... I big myself up. Y'all big me up. That was me bigging you up. Oh. Okay.

No, Demax, you big yourself up. She should have to my cooking. You be like, yo, pshaw, all right. Like, I throw down. Okay, you know. When people doubt my shit, yeah, then I'm going to say I throw down,

but I don't have to speak. Everybody else speaks for me. I just let the cooking do the talking. Talk them out. Hey, let your shit speak for itself. Period. Yeah. Like, yo, that pan empty, right?

All right, then. Pan empty, belly full, nigger. Nigger, comatose. Yeah. Oh, I can't say that. Oh, man. What is your cooking abilities like? I can cook a little bit.

Yeah, what do you make? Lettuce. Seamless. But a few things you can make. Well, I could cook. There's a lot of vegetarian thing and vegan. No, like I can cook regular meals. Like, I can make steaks, like fried chicken, baked chicken.

You throw the big portabella mushroom in the skillet? Yeah. No, I've never done that. Oh, that's your steak, no? No. I don't try to, I'm not one of those type of guys. That's trying to make vegetables like meat. No, yeah.

Oh, the cauliflower wings makes me want to vomit. I just saw a taste of my food and I'm good with that. How many women did you date that? specialized in chicken Alfredo. I hate you. All of you do fucking chicken Alfredo. She tastes like somebody had it in his mouth already. And rasta pasta.

Sorry. Any time a chick told me her go-to was chicken Alfredo, I knew I was going to fuck the first night. Wow. That's a nasty meal to fuck off. No, not that she made it. I just know women that go-to is chicken Alfredo, give it up on the first night. Fucking off for eating chicken Alfredo, her butt got to stink a little bit. That's a heavy meal.

Yeah, because it's like shit right there at the door waiting to. come out. You gotta take a shit, like flush her system out first. You can't fuck right out that she ate chicken Alfredo. You can. No, but it's Oh, you definitely can't. That's not rumble. Getting head from a girl that just had Alfredo? Hell. She's spitting like Alfredo sauce

like that's shit. Do people just leave food in their mouth for that long? That's sick. Like if you hit that flam part. Spitting Alfredo all over you. And you think the way it sticks to the pan, like It may stick to your bro. You go deep enough, she cough a pee up.

Yikes. It's definitely. You go like you put peas in your chicken Alfredo. It happens. Oh, my God. If a girl use that canned chicken Alfredo and then put peas in it, I'm leaving. The press up immediately. First of all, anybody who's using canned chicken Alfredo, like, that's when people

be dissing chicken Alfredo, I won't diss it if the sauce is from scratch. Agreed. But the women that's go-to and the only thing they know how to make is shrimp Alfrado or chicken Alfredo. They are using, you know that can. Alfredo. Ragu. I definitely use ragu.

I'd rather, that's disgusting. But no, making Alfredo from scratch is like actually pretty good. What's your go-to meal when you're trying to impress a guy? That pussy?

I'm trying to impress me. I don't cook for men often. I've cooked for maybe like two men. I don't cook for men. What was your meal where you was like, I know this is going to fuck him up? It depends on who he is. Some men like different things.

Some men eat healthier. So some men, I'm going to make you my, spinach with my cream sauce that I make with garlic and cream and lemon zest and that kind of thing. I'll make that for him. That's definitely not for me.

Yeah, I know that's not for you. Or... What's the unhealthy one? Steak, baked macaroni and cheese. Fuck, yeah. Asparagus. There you go. You fuck after that, though.

I'm fucking out to that. You're fucking with a steak in your stomach. Fucking with a steak in your stomach is wild. By the time I'm cooking for you, we're to the point where we don't have to have sex. I went to a birthday dinner on Tuesday and we went to Wolfgangs. We did like a bunch of steaks and this girl on the link afterwards. I was like, there's no way.

I can do this. I eat like 20 ounces of a whole porterhouse. Yeah. I'm comatose. I'm good. Julian, when the back gamut doesn't work, what do you cook? I tell you. That's hilarious.

Oh, the salmon. Oh, yeah, the salmon. Everyone loves salmon. Salmon and kous kuzkus over here. I did kuzkuzh once. You made kook. You had to Google how to spell. too when you set that text to her.

Yo, we'll make some cooos to nice. She asked her what her grain, preferred grain was. Preferred grain? And it's cooscoos? That's insane. I'm a fucking loser. What do you work at Kava? Yeah, that the fuck?

That was her preferred. Kava. You want a grain bowl? You're not asking women what's their preferred grain. Maybe I didn't warn it like that. But I said, what size would you like? And she said, I've been having a lot of kuskos lately. I was like, okay, I just switch it out.

Throw some kuskus in the next. What do you do, bro. Cooooooooze. So I do the rice, but I have the rice cooker and you put coconut water. And that fucking that's cool. That's definitely the key was the rice maker. It makes the rice incredible. So I did, but kuskous also works in the rice cooker.

So it was super easy. I did not know how to cook that shit. What if she doesn't like salmon? Crazy. What would be your backup? She doesn't like salmon. My, my. My, my.

Four fish. I love a good sword. Thorfish is cool. You could always do like a good baked chicken dish. Put the like the time and the lemon wrap. shit up in the aluminum foil, like do the seasoning whatever. Fucking Julian. Bake it.

It's easy. I didn't shut up. I feel like Julian would be the type to like memorize the hello fresh menu and then throw out all the evidence. That's sick. And make it look like it cooked. That's a good scheme though. I actually cook.

That's a good scheme. I'm a good cook. Who taught you how to cook? My mom. She cooks all the time. Okay. I was a younger kid. Like I was always in the kitchen with my mom.

moms like but one thing i noticed about when we get older like a lot of people swear their moms can cook and like so you ever have one of your friends moms cooking and you was like this oh yeah right yeah my mom's cooking is not the best really it's cool like the first person i ever heard said yeah i would never see that mom's incredible well i here's the thing irish people in general don't have the even amongst white people we have pretty low in the totem pole as far as cooking i learned how to cook from the jamaican family i lived with so once like that got into introduced to me. I looked at my mother's cooking like,

hmm. Screaming. I heard a good Irish joke the other day. I was going to say it on Patreon, but I can say, dear. What's the difference between an Irish, uh,

an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? He's Irish, so you can ask him. Yeah, actually. One less drunk. Oh, all right.

Well, now as an Irish, how do you feel, how do you feel about that? Yeah. Are you offended? Sure. screaming.

Does that offend you? Does that make you want to, like, fight for your people? I mean... Y'all ever been to a girl's house and her parents didn't have good cooking? I went to a guy's house for Christmas one time and he was like... Because one time he was like, your mac and cheese is good, but it ain't fucking on my mom. So I was dying to taste his mother's macaroni and cheese on Christmas. That shit was dirt.

I'm going to take this call on the air. I don't know who it is. Just have some fun. Okay, great. Hello. Ask me if they can make mac and cheese. Who's this? Oh, shit.

What up, yo? What's good, me? You've got mail. Right. In the spirit of Demaris, always trying to get back with an ex. Here's our first voice now. What the fuck? They've been shooting. How do you guys feel about having a partner and not having the best past, you know,

you were kind of this guy that wasn't the best guy, if you get what I'm saying? And, you know, that kind of came into your future relationship, and you kind of don't have trust for anybody. but this is the perfect person for you. They are there. They're there forever. Their spot is solidified. What do you guys think about that?

Say that again? I'm going to say, I didn't like fully follow everything. He worded it oddly, but he's saying like he wants to get back with an ex that he had done dirty in the past. But they're already solidified. Their spot in his life is meaningful. And he's like, I want to get back with something. even though I had done him dirty before kind of thing. So he's asking how should he go about that?

Yeah. Like I wasn't the best to her. I was kind of an asshole, but I want to end up with her. I mean, see, first of all, see if she's open and available to even entertain in that relationship again. She may be hurt and don't even want to go backwards. Let her, you know, talk to her, tell her you've, how you've matured and how you've become a different person, even if you're lying. That never works. Yeah.

But I think ultimately it's just up to you showing her that, you know, she can, you know, trust you this time and things are different and you know you've matured and you're able to communicate better than you were when i don't know how long ago the relationship ended but um if it's a couple years then you know let her know like listen you know i was in the dark place leave that fucking girl alone the fact that he said i was i was a shitty guy i wasn't the best means he probably did some real dirtbag shit because he's not really telling us straight up what he did so it's okay to go back if you were like you know i that was a great girl i fucked that up. Yeah, leave her alone.

No, but you can't say leave her. But if he loves her, and that's just the girl he wants to really be with it. And he's like, yo, I'm going to get it right this time. I'm going to do right by you this son. He should just leave her alone. Now, if he's the same asshole that he was when he was dating her before, then yes, leave her alone, stop playing games with that girl. But if he really feel like he changed and he's like a better person, he's like, yo, I fuck that up and I really want her back. Like, I want to be with her. Like, and I'm willing to make it work this time, then yeah, go for it.

Do we think he actually changed or he is just having the revelation of damn she's gone. Now I'll be better. I mean, I hope he's changed. And then if he gets it back, he's going to turn right back to the same person. There's nothing because I've been that guy before where I'm like, damn, I miss Shorty. I kind of want back. Yeah, of course. But I know, like, I'm still the same piece of shit that I was when we were dating.

And I said to him, I said to my son like, yo, lead it. Because I really believe in, I don't want to waste nobody's time. So it's like, yeah, I may miss that girl. we had fun and, you know, it was great being with her. But it's like I know ultimately, like, I'm still in the same place I was. Like, I'm not really going to, like, settle down. I'm not going to have a family with her. I'm not going to give her the things she wants.

So just let that girl, you know, let her go find, like, her husband. Her husband, her happiness. Like, let her go do that. But, you know, you have great times with some of your exes. You're like, damn, like, we had a lot of fun together. But if you know you ain't ready for what you know she's ready for, leave that girl alone, man. And the way he worded how he was not a good person makes me think that he's not. He's still not a good person.

He knows he's not. Yeah, he knows he's not. But that's honorable though, right? When a guy knows like, damn, I'm a piece of shit. Yeah, but then you shouldn't put a whole girl through that again. No, but not, not putting that through it. But I mean, it is honorable when somebody recognizes that about themselves. Like, you, I ain't shit.

Yeah, but are you working to fix that? That's, yes, exactly. That's why I said. If he feels like he's a changed person, right, he's matured and he can communicate more effectively now with his partner and things like that. Then you have to go for it. And also, I'm kind of like, this is probably best for him. It would be good for her too and best for him. Sometimes even if you have changed, like that first impression is a lasting impression.

It will be detrimental for your own health if you really have changed and you go back to somebody who sees you one way and can't trust you. And you're like, it'll be bad for you because you're like, damn, I really did change. Like, this is really tough. Like she doesn't believe me. She doesn't trust me. Go get your fresh start. If you really did change and you really are a better person. person, go get your fresh start with someone who doesn't know that you were a piece of shit.

Somebody who haven't already traumatized. Yeah. Mm-hmm. That just sounds like a recipe for disaster. Absolutely. Do you not realize an upstate accent yet? He was from Niagara Falls. You guys don't think you guys talk alike?

Niagara Falls is not upstate. Niagara Falls. That's pretty up there. Yeah. The West. What are you saying? West New York. It's upstate.

Damn near Toronto. West New York, Canada. You said damn near Toronto, which is what? I'm from central New York. Like, that's west, that's western, northern, northwestern New York. Say partner. Partner. You, edit back in when he said that.

Sure. They say the R is the exact same way. Sorry. Hard arms. I mean, that's why maybe I didn't follow everything because the whole time I was thinking, oh, yeah, he talks just like. Do you see how Syracuse is dead in the center of the state? Oh, God.

Like, but whatever. Anyway. They are far from each other. I know. Jamal. No matter who's. advice you take, good luck. And I hope you really are trying to be a better

person. Leave her alone, bro. If not, leave that girl alone. Leave her alone. Leave her alone. Yeah. Leave her alone. Yeah. Leave her alone either way. All right. What's the next one, Julian? All right, let's do it. All right, what's going on, y'all? Been a day one fan in the pod. Anyway, so my wife and I, we've been married for seven years, but we've been together

over 10 years. My best friend and I, we've been friends literally our whole lives. I actually met my wife through my best friend and his wife because we all went to college together. Anyway, fast for it a little bit. My best friend and my best friend's wife, they fell out a few years back. So my wife doesn't really fuck with her, nor does she really fuck with my best friend because of things he's done over the years, whatever, whatever. So fast forward again to my question and my issue. My best friend

and his wife just bought a house. They're having a housewoman. They invited me. They invited my mother. They invited my mother. They invited my mother. My mom and his mom are cool. pretty much they invited me and my whole family except my wife. So my wife is she feels like traditionally no matter what the circumstances is, she as my wife and my life partner, it's supposed to get an invite, even if she doesn't plan to go and they

know she's not going to go. But she's saying she's supposed to get an invite. So now she's upset with me because I plan to go without her so my question is 10 years in, you already fucking up like this? Do you feel like it's worth going to potentially argue with my wife about it or do you think I should skip it just to keep the peace in my house?

I didn't hear what he said the last part. I didn't hear the questions. He said pretty much does he go or does he skip it to keep the peace with his girl? Yeah, they skip it. It's a housewarming. Keep the fucking peace in your home. His wife, sorry. You don't have to go to that housewarming.

It's not that big a deal. But what if the, I think it's also weird, though, that the wife. You can't say that, though. Why? Because you've done things against your will just to, like, you've went to things when it was like, all right, just because, you know. Of course. So why can't he go? Because his wife was not invited

And she doesn't fuck with those two people Take the L. It's not a fucking christening. It's a houseworm. Yeah, but if he eats that L, then does that, do you think that could ruin his relationship With those people too then?

With his family, that shouldn't. Not his family. They're wrong for not inviting his wife. Yeah. That's totally disrespectful. Yeah. That's like, once we're married,

we're a unit. Like, we're together. That is sick. To give the one half of the couple an invitation. Yeah, and it's not a boyfriend, girlfriend, like married?

Like, this is my wife. Over 10 years together. My wife is coming wherever I'm, like, going. Well, let's read between the lines. Him wanting to go despite them not inviting his wife because naturally he'd be like, no, my wife's not coming,

I'm not going. He agrees with that couple about why they don't fuck with his wife. Or he would not go. Right. So he just kind of snitched on himself and saying that, hey, I, I'm taking the side of my friend and his wife on why they don't fuck with my wife.

My wife must have done some fucked up shit. Because why would he immediately be like, I still want to go if she's not bite it. Yeah. So I feel like it's not that he agrees with the, he agrees with them that his wife is fucked up. I think the wife stopped fucking with the other wife. His wife stopped fucking with the other wife. And therefore, because when you stop fucking with somebody's wife, you usually stop fucking with, she stopped fucking with a couple.

And he's still best friend. So he probably thinks it's something petty. and that's his best friend. So he wants to go to his best friends. Twins. His best friend's housewoman. I'm hunting. The housewoman.

I'm hunting a wadding. But yeah. So I think that Sir, Roe is his name. I think not like Roy said, you keep the peace in your house. But also you should just, you shouldn't want to be anywhere where your wife is not able to come. If she doesn't want to come, that's different.

But that's your wife. That's your partner. That's the only person who you should care on pissing on. You got to go home. Got to go home. And it's just a house for me. It's just the house.

You can go hang out with them another day. Like you can still go to the house another day. But like this is a housewoman. You could still send a gift. Like a housewoman gift. You don't have to go though. Like it's like I'm not going because, you know, my wife, the situation relationship is kind of funny.

Whatever, whatever. But here's a gift though for your housewoman gift. That's it. You don't have to go though. he better not go yeah do you think he's gonna go yeah it sounds like he really wants yeah it sounds like he doesn't

again the fact that he's considering it makes me think he does not agree with why his wife stop fucking with him and he might have set that up for them not to send the invite like yo don't send the invite for her send it for me and then I'm gonna let him know listen you just can't come he might be on to go about you know

on his own shit it might be somebody that might it might be somebody that's gonna be there at the house for me that he want to see wonder what happened that's what I was thinking but also it could be something where you could just invite you could just say row plus one like we know who you're going to bring if you know what if she was invited first of all hold it now that i think about it i've never even heard about this for a housewoman what invitations not invitations but like if it's usually like yo like the housewoman it's not

like yo your wife is not invited like it's a fucking housewoman i think they probably sent invitations out some people do things yeah but if you're married and you send me invitation you know that Yeah, well, that's the last thing they had to have specified, she's not welcome. That's what I'm saying. So it's obviously the issue. It's like they just don't fuck with her. I wonder what happened. Yeah, I wonder too.

But I'm also not mad at the couple either. Like, if this is my friend and your wife just hates me now and for a not legitimate reason, then I'm still going to invite my friend to the house for me. It's his choice to make. Yeah. He should make the right choice, but that's not on me. The right choice is home. Stay home, bro.

Send the housewoman a gift. Send the housewoman a gift and then take your wife to dinner that day to let her know like, listen, that ain't my thing anyway. Because I, I get why you against the world. Bonnie and Klein. Do people say that like in relationship? It's me and you against the world. What world? The world doesn't care about either.

No one's watching. I'll promise you. The world okay if y'all break up today or not. Like, it does not affect the world at all. nice for you to feel like you have somebody like a partner exactly even the fact that she probably knows that he doesn't agree with while why they're beefing wow it's just still like wow wow is fucking you up today they're kicking your ass so what my mouth is really wet today i don't know your mouth is really wet today why and you're about to go home tonight right wow wow wow wow

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You know what, bro? Do whatever the fuck you want to do. Yeah, bro. Like, go to the party. Just get ready to argue when you come on. Or make it a battle. Like, do your own house warming the same day. That's sick.

Try to split the college alumni friends together. Doing a houseworm for a crib that's already like you've been in for a while. It's warm. Oh, you have to party, you mean? Like, okay, cool. Why can't we do more housewarmings though? Like, when I have a housewarming and people do that to like bring gifts, like maybe I need a blender.

Yeah. What if in like five years I knew, I need some new appliances? Buy them. No, like I'll just have my phone. Yeah, I'll buy me some shit. Well, you never had an actual housewarming anyway. You don't want people in his house. That's true.

I never had anyone in his place. That shit cold as fuck. My house cold now Ma, they said you living like a Taz Angel, you ain't got no furniture. Who said that? About me? Them, you know, the internet.

Oh, the internet? That was funny, like a few years ago, but then you recently posted, I think, last weekend a photo, and it still appeared that there was no... That's why I said that. I think it was you holding a blonde or something, and it looked out...

Not decor, not like... It was a nice windows, but there was not a... Beautiful part of... Not a speck of furniture. Not a plant, not a... Not like a corner of a rug. That picture was from two years ago. Oh.

It's like your mattress is just like on the floor. That picture's from two years ago. I just feel like you probably have... What's in that corner now? You don't need to use the two years ago one. You smoke enough blood? I think I was going through my camera with like deleting shit and I saw that picture. This was a good picture.

Now, you wanted a bitch to think you was home and you wasn't really home. You think I still do that? Yeah. I've done it. Like yesterday. Got to keep some studio photos. Nah. I don't know shit like that.

I'm like, I really just go right home. Right and hard. So we can't come over? No. I'm just, I'm going to ask every episode. He used to like pretend to say,

now when I get everything in there. Now he's just honest and says no. Yeah. I think it's funny that you haven't been to my house. What if we made your apartment? What if we made your apartment one of the tour stops? Sick. We could do that.

We could do the meet and greet at your crib before the New York store. Oh, yeah. That would never fucking happen. Well, us coming over will also never happen. We're just talking about improper. That's not true. You got to keep fighting. You got to keep trying.

You're not fighting to go to no name. I'm going to purposely repeat myself. I was in the town that Maul lives in and called him right after my child was born. And he said, oh, I have to go get the wheel on my luggage fixed. You can't come over. That's not what I said. That's exactly what you said. He called me and I was already, like, had plans for the day.

It's not like I knew he was going to be there. He called me and I'm like, dog, I'm not even like I'm out. Like I'm going back because they fixed my shit, but didn't really fix my shit. So now I have to take you back. Who gets a wheel on a luggage fixed? And where you know where to go to get that fixed? Shit. You pay enough for your luggage.

You damn right. You're fixing this shit. You got Louis luggage. Nah, it ain't Louis. I'm big away team. It's like, yo, fuck. Fix my, fix my will because this shit costs a lot of money and it's a warranty. How much was it to get the wheel fixed?

$3,000. Oh. Yeah, they fixed that shit. Once you pay for the luggage, when you buy, like, expensive luggage? Yeah. You don't pay to get that shit. I just got way luggage. Fix my shit and send it back.

All right. Well, I don't have a house for. because I don't think people are going to come to New Jersey. We literally did for almost a whole year. We spent so much time in your house. He's the same shit. He just don't want people in his house. He just said it different. I was she used in bailory.

You did have a Super Bowl party. You did. Which was a lot of fun. Which was great. I had a New Year's party. And he took a week to sage the whole place. You did it for July. I had a great New Year's party before I got all my furniture.

So. Ah, yes. That's what, yeah, that was probably like the last one. I mean, just having, I mean, I guess you can invite friends. But then it's like, what if you and that person ain't cool. this time next year. They ain't know where you live. They're not our eyes.

But now I've got to go kill you. See? Why has everything got to be violent? Whitney's going to go shoot up fucking Rory's house. You never know. Pensu's in my house. You never know. Fair enough.

See? I don't have enemies that know where I live. That is a lie. Oh. We know that's a lie. Define enemy. Okay. It could be a one-sided thing.

But if you have enemies. is it know where you live? The ops? I have one weird stalker in my neighborhood. That's who I'm referring to him, but also someone else. Oh, yeah. I mean, yeah.

I mean, there's... That's an enemy. It's not an enemy. But they wouldn't be invited to the party. No, but the point is they know where he lives. I talked to that person that stalked my block. My 12 gauge would take his whole face off. Tomato soup.

That's not an enemy. Tomato soup. I would fucking microwave his entire torso. with the fucking guns Talk your shit When I saw that I laughed I was like wait hold on

This is the This is the person That'd be a good skit Talk that gun talk I don't even need the 12 gays My low six shooter Oh That's that battle rap shit

Odie No it's not Yes it is That's that battle When this nine flies No it's not Like oh I can go crazy Like oh I can go crazy

No He seemed to Russian too. Do we have any more? That was it? We can do another one. Yeah. Quentin. Do we have any call? Miller? Hey, what's good, everybody? It's Q from VA. So, quick debate question

for you. Love versus in love. So, hanging out with my boy, you know, he's on the phone with his girl and he's been saying for maybe like two months. He ends the conversation with I love you and I stop. I think he's done. Like, hey, you love her already?

And then he went to go explain to me like, oh, you know, I love her, but I'm not in love with her. You know, I explained this to her. You know, she understands that. And I'm thinking like, nah, man, like you don't know how women work. You do not say that word to them at all. You're actually in love with them. And we're just kind of going back and forth. You know, I've been accused of being like, you know, some heartless foster who's never loved anybody,

which I never said I never love any woman at all. You know, I love everybody, but I'm not in love with everybody. Is this all? Women, the matter what you say, not logical creatures like that, a lot of them aren't logical like that. So I was feeling, let me say that. Preacher.

You love them. Even though it's not just technically in love thing, it's going to trigger something. They're going to mix it up. They're going to forget you ever try to tell them the difference. That's just how they are. So am I right on this? It's wrong.

I'm not agreeing with the word you're saying. Love versus in love. Did you even say the L word to a woman until you're actually in love with them? Thanks. You ever been in love before? Yes. This is confusing, though, because usually when you love someone but are not in love with them, you once were in love with them.

Exactly. And now you're not in love with them anymore, but you love them. I don't know if I've ever, when it comes to, like, significant others, loved someone first and then wasn't in love. That's a really weird. I mean, what I asked backwards way to, you've never loved someone first? Only when it came to,

because he's talking about women that you're dating, significant others, et cetera. In that regard, I've loved them because I fell in love with them. And then we fell out of love, but I still loved them. Yeah. I've never, I've never reversed. Loved someone that I was dating

and then fell in love with them. Mm-hmm. Is that not weird? I agree with you because I do the same thing, but I kind of can see where you can be dating someone and not fall head over heels for them, but come to love them as a person, almost on like a friend aspect,

like how we, you know, you can say we built a friendship first. Like, we're dating and you might like me more than I like you, but I'm realizing that, oh, I do love you.

I have love for you, but I'm not in love with you. But usually that means that you're not ever going to be in love with them. I just think he's, I think he's full of shit and he's lying to his boy. I think he's madly in love with that girl And he's, uh, he's lying. A man never told you he loved you and you didn't love him, but you told him you love him back.

Love. No, because I love everybody. I'm one of them. I love everybody. I know, I really do. I'm a loving person. So. Come on, bro.

I am. I'm a loving person. You love everybody. You're a blessing. You're a blessing. I love everybody. No, she's doing that. You're like everybody.

You're like everybody. You're doing the inflection thing. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. Like everybody. Like you love everybody. Everybody. I do.

If I, if I. if I. I do. If I have come to if I have I have. You don't love everything. Why is this shit on de Beres stay?

Like, no, you don't love everybody. You don't love everybody. I do love everybody. Everybody. Nobody loves everybody. What are you talking about?

Yeah. I love people that I have grown a connection with. I can love someone and not being in love with them. That's okay. That's a whole set. But that's what he just asked me. Has a man ever told me that he loved me and I didn't love him back. And I'm like, no, that's never

happened to me. But you said it, though. Like, you didn't love him back, but you actually said it back because he said it. No, I would never tell somebody I loved him when I did. But you know what, you're playing a little semantics game here. You know what Maul is really asking. The in love portion of that. Not the love portion. Not like, yo, that's my homie. I love him. No, like. You know what Mall was asking. You're just dancing right now. When a man has said, I love you in the fact of I am in love. Who at my wet for, though? That's what I'm going. Fuck all this.

of this shit. Duffy shit. Yeah, fuck all this lovey-dove. Who that mouth went for this weekend, though? That's what I want to know. Bro, I am going home to visit my parents. It's always the parents, right? Your dad live in Brooklyn.

He's home right now. I'm going to visit him and my parents and go to the New York State Fair. I have family. My sisters coming in town. I am single. No, no, no. You can be single. We didn't even question that.

You ain't got to be single. I am not sleeping with anyone. I haven't slept with anyone. I am. You ain't got to be single to be juicy mouth did, though. Oh, Mouthed. Single ones have the juicy.

Oh, the juicy mouth? Yeah, the Shing the ones is the ones. The Starbursts? Because it's like they miss, like, you know, using the mouth. So it's like they mouth is just springing water.

They're gleaking. Like a little creaking is. Like when you squirt water. Yeah. I've never called that. Yeah, it's called Gleek. It's a thing. The bear is really just said,

No, no, don't love everybody. I feel like you should be. I feel like you shoot and shrieff. doubts a little bit like who I don't love like speak on everybody well he don't know nobody in particular maybe but he's saying like everybody everybody like it's not you don't love everybody everybody's sick I love people uh let's just look at the list of what we have for topics do you love diddy yes yeah like we don't have to really overthink this no love 50 cent throws mic and crowd hits woman in face yeah you love 50 yes I love 50 she does love 50 you don't like ice spice

never even I love ice spice too you don't love you don't love I go if I don't love I go it I don't I worked to date Damaris and she said, I love you to me. And then I find out that she also loves 50 cent and everybody? I don't know if I really feel loved. Nothing. Yeah, that loves means nothing. It's like, she doesn't really. Well, there's different levels of love.

I can love you more. Like, I love you more than I love Julian. Like, there's different levels of love. That's obvious. Yeah. Everyone. Yeah. Wow.

Everyone is crazy. Stuff, yeah. I don't know if you gained any traction with that. It wasn't really good. It wasn't really good example. It was a really good example. At I don't say, Quinton, your home boy is in love with that girl and he doesn't want to admit that to y'all.

Probably. That's, I mean, yeah. At the end of the day. Yeah. Not admitting you love your girl to your homies. He's like, he like, I love her, but I'm not in love with her. Mad dudes do that, though. That's, like, that's young shit, though.

It should be a young man's thing. But I see my friends do that. Like, come on, dude, just say it. Oh, no, that's more of a, damn, bro. You sport. Yo, I think Bookbag Bay was in town this week. Gives a fuck. Wait.

I'm at my bad. How do you know that? Hold on. No, no, no, for Patreon. We can talk about it, but... No, we're... I want to know why you know. We're going to talk about that on Patreon right now.

Yeah, we can talk about that on Patreon. Oh, yeah. We also have a couple callbacks. The guy who lets his ex babysit his dog called back and the guy we wanted to rap. Oh, shit, yeah. He put a rap. He called back.

He spit a minute and a half of bars. That's a long time to be rapping. That's a really long time of rap. A minute and a half? That's a long rap. That's a song. You're getting in a logic terrible. Let's listen to it then.

All right. So we have Lulu Lemon bag back in town. Bookbag, babe was back in New York City. We have the co-parenting situation with the dog. And we have some bars. And we have some paper towel for Demaris's mouth. And not only that, we have... I can't say that.

Paper towel for Demaris's mouth? This is a business. It's a company. I don't know if he turns okay with that. No, it's okay. Because he didn't understand the Lizzo conversation. And he just keeps brats. Bringing it back.

What was the Lissau conversation? He just keeps bringing it back. What was it? I'll talk about it on me. I'm uncomfortable. Because of paper towels is paper towel right there. You keep bringing. I said that my mouth was wet and you keep making the sexual thing and I'm uncomfortable.

I made it sexual. I said we have paper towel for your mouth. You're Lizzo in this scenario. Am I? Damn, you are. You're Mizzow. Oh, then she's going to walk free. Anyway, we'll talk to y'all next week.

Be blessed. Be safe. We're going to finish up on Patreon. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Tour tickets, not really a tour. Four city tickets available now. New Roryamall.com.

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