New Rory & MAL - Episode 198 | Viral Tinder Thief, Fake High School Team Scam, & Doja Cat’s Demons

Episode Date: September 5, 2023

We’re officially the hardest working pod in the game. Rory got us working on Labor Day. The team takes aim at Julian after he hosted his first party (insert nasty pics/videos on YouTube). In other event news, Electric Zoo goers had a rough two days. Have you seen the documentary on BS High? We break down the insane narcissist behind the program and Rory makes note that he reminded him of someone specific. We go from one thief to another. We react to the viral video of the woman whose date stole shoes from her. This leads to Mal speculating that Julian is a serial killer. Mal adds that he feels bad for young men in the current dating scene. Doja Cat is back. Mal and Rory strongly disagree about her new single “Demons”. It’s time for voicemails. Finally, everyone go wish Spaghetti Eddie a happy birthday. Our kiwi turns 29 today! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. On Roy's album, I thought it would be different. The song, other side, like, that song resonates with me a lot. Like, I love that song. That's my favorite song on the album. Call me up at any time. Hey.

Oh, we should go to Chicago. And have him perform the album. But the only reason why I say that, because I'm going through a country. custody battle. Oh, that's sick. I haven't seen me. Wait, pause.

That's sick to tie that into the custody battle. Tying that into the custody battle is the lie. No, whoa. Don't you? Could I put up on my drug on the table? Why wouldn't you? I hope you started recording. You should start right there.

Yeah. But right, what were you about to sing? You were saying, don't you finish the bar? Worry about me? Oh, my guy from Smashmouth passed away. Oh, did he actually pass? away, fuck. Rest in peace.

Yeah, I was kind of, you know. Oh, can we get his name? Steve. Oh, damn. He did die. Fuck. Rest of peace, Steve Harwell.

Damn. Love smash mouth. Well, let me like, relax. I like that one song. But it was a really good song and it was a huge song of that generation.

Yeah. Um, yeah, rest of peace. That's those, that's, that's peak in TV, TRL. Oh, for sure. Shrek. 100%. Yeah, Shrek. You can't think of Shrack without thinking about

smash mouth. Exactly. So rest of peace, Steve Harwell. So that's what I was, that song was just on my mind, old morning. No, I feel that. Oh, well, yeah. You know, who else was an awesome? Rowing up for him if that's what you were about to do.

Oh, no, I roll one for him. You know, I don't want to be, you know, now that you roll something up and smoke out of somebody dies, that's looked at his disrespect. Is it? Is it? Is it? You smoking on that Steve pack?

You know. Sorry. The kids are saying, like, you can't, but that's the thing. You can't say you're smoking on that Steve. Yeah, no. I'm a smoke for Steve. There you.

You're smashing in your mouth. Excuse me. First of all, you got these cop glasses on number one. Number two, don't ever tell me I'm smacked something in my mouth. Don't do that. Yeah, officer. Well, Julian, Julian hosts one party and then it's not prescription glasses to wear.

That's sick. On the pod. And we're working on Labor Day, for everyone to know, live from the New Roy Mall HQ. We're not live. I'm the what? The New Rory Mall HQ. This is not the NRMHQ. This is not the NRMHQ.

This is? Do Google Maps. I didn't know where I've registered. Google Maps. Registering that on Google Maps. Yeah, and the beards pop up. Anyways, yes, we are working on Labor Day. Everyone seemed to get really upset at me.

I'm not sure why. Because it's quite literally your fault. Yeah. Why? Because when we told you, you were like, let's get to work. Because when we took time off, like, was that a month ago? Yes. No.

Last week. Barely. It was two weeks ago. So we're not going to take another day off. We didn't want to take it off. I just wanted to record early so that we didn't have to be here today. That was not going to have. I said last week, if we get in here super early, we'll have the entire day.

No one replied to me. And I was the first one here this morning. What time did you say? I said nine or ten. Which I know that was not going to be here. First of all, I'm never recording a pod at 9 in the morning. 9 a.m. This is very clear on that.

I don't give a fuck what's happening in your lives. I will never be on camera. July was a tingling. 9 in the fucking morning. Are you kidding me? What would you guys have done today? Mall, you would have been to parkway today? I would have slept.

You had yesterday in the day before that to sleep. And Friday. Give me more. Fucking love sleeping. Well, what would everyone else do? Julian's still drunk from yesterday. Sleeping alone. the best shit in the way.

I didn't ask you that. I asked you, were you sleeping alone? Yeah. Oh, okay. I hate sleeping alone. I hate sleeping alone, too. You wear glasses like you hate sleeping alone. Those glasses say you hate sleeping alone.

I'm going to tell you everything. Are those glasses? Are those glasses that he had on on the take care cover? Like, did he have those on? He signed these. Yo, you hosted a party last night? Yeah. Yeah.

What's wrong with? Who are you? Damn, let me. Okay. Insert flyer here. See, this is a dangerous thing about putting somebody on camera and they What I do? Like a notoriety when they walk outside.

No, we're not going to, we're not actually. We're not actually going to promote that flyer. We can talk about the flyer. Yeah, but it won't be on. I need that flyer. That's sick. Look at that right there. Yo, let's do that.

First of all, don't ever. Whenever you have a hosting gig, don't ever put my name anywhere on the flyer. Also, your whole government, like, damn, bro. It says dinghling. No, that's where it was. Here's the thing. Which is a sick-ass club, first of all. Well, I did see this.

I didn't see this mall, and I didn't really get upset. And it might probably on the hater side. I was like, well, no one's really going to see it. So who cares? I didn't mean it in a bad way. But, like, you know, of course, if our branding's going to be on it, we want to know more details, this and that. But once I was like, that's like some die-borne Lower East Side. I don't really care.

I'm not going to, you know, raise my blood pressure even higher than it is just for this. That was you? Then I saw him stick a sparkle in his mouth and now I have an issue. Sick. That's actually a great picture. Now I want my name off everything to do with this. You had shades on inside this. Oh, my gosh.

Yeah. Look at this. Like, I don't want to look at it. So much space, too. For the listeners who are streaming this on the DSPs, we are currently looking at a clip of Julian with a sparkler in his mouth with sunglasses on in the club. He's imitating a gun even though he's afraid of gun. Oh, that was the even funnier part.

There is a flyer out of office where he hosted a party under the alias Julian Nicholas. That's an alias? And then he put his job title underneath that says C-O of New Rory and Mall. I didn't make anything. And certainly not his job time. That's not his job time. That's not your job time. That's why I think it's funny. We have the contract.

It doesn't say that. Yeah. And it also was at a club called the dingling. So it's just a whole lot. So many negatives that it had to be a positive. And it is still suffering from the drunkness. How was it? It was fun.

I had a great night. Roy thought about coming. Pause. Why a sparkler without a bottle? There were bottles there. Y'all are asking the wrong questions. Why did you have shades on? Oh, they were my friends.

I borrowed hers. Hers. Can you give me your host? swag like were you on the mic were you asking so who had $20 in their pocket which an hbcc u makes some noise how old are you there's a there's a there was it was it leo season there was a it's a saxophone player so they had a microphone for the sacks and then i took the the microphone afterwards and said something give us some of your you were the sack your host swag uh no i didn't like it's not like that kind of party it was really just me rapping conya that's sick so instead

of being able to listen to conya people had to hear you rap I made a few very off-color jokes. But they liked it. They had a good time. They liked it so much. Did you pull the audience? How do you know? They pulled like the LeBron with the deluxe.

Like, we're going to give you another one. They said they'd give me one bottle. They said, you're doing such a good job with your friends. We can give you another one. Would they get a bottle of fireball? What was it? No, was tequila. Did they pay you or they paid you with bottles?

I didn't get, there was no, it's not a fun money thing. My friend, Brandon, it's a very wholesome story. We met there. And then a year and some change later now, we're going, we returned together. and now we're doing our first party together. He's a great DJ. Like Cheers. That's pretty funny.

It's nothing like. I thought that's not the plot to cheers. No, it's actually a plot. It's phrase like, it's nothing like cheers. Well, congratulations on, I guess, hosting your first dog.

I want to do more of them. It was really fun. It was nice. I brought like 10 people. I'm just, these glasses are really pissing me off. I'm just let you know that all day. Those are really pissing me off.

Did, if I were to go to that party and I text you like, hey, I'm on the way. Would you have replied, tell them you're on Julian's list? Yeah, 100%. Oh my God. For a dive bar is insane I'm with the host

A list for a dive bar With no security Reserved room for a stroller You could have brought a mara That's true Why didn't invite any of us? I didn't well I really didn't want you guys to see it Because I knew I was going to get cooked in the group

He says that you posted on your story Yeah I'd rather if one of But think about it If I cast a net Like to the Instagram audience You can individually chirp me But if I sent the group in the flyer I'm just throwing it in the mix

And you guys are just going to kill me I was avoiding the smoke until right now. I'm glad I didn't know about it because I definitely would have showed up. No, you wouldn't have not have. Not even not. Not even kind of.

I would have definitely showed up just to watch like what you was doing. I just have to see it. I'm a fun hang. We go well. No, we've hung out before. So I agree with that.

But I've never seen you like with your name on a flyer like host. This was the first time that's ever happened. Well, that's why I would have been there to see it. I got to go to your first. I'll start getting that off on my story. Well, we have to ask now,

do you have plans of doing unofficial after parties for each tour date. Like where the, will there be a Julian hosted? I would do that. Like the way Chubs hosts the club after. I'll be the Chubb to this crew.

Ugh. I'm the Chubbs. There is a, he's NRM, Julian. Ew. Ew. Ew. NR.

N.R. NJuju. Please, listen. One thing he will not be doing is hosting anything saying, yo, this is the official. No, it's not. Well, you guys will be asleep, so I'll be the only one out. So it will have to be official. Correction.

I'll definitely be asleep. Yeah. Oh, no, I would definitely go to the Julian hosted after party in Toronto. Yeah. Like without question. I know. You got a point. I might be the first one there.

Oh, God. I can't. I can't do it. Well, speaking of tour, we are on the road. Tickets available now, new Roryin Mall.com. We will be in Toronto. We will be in Lester. I can't tell you how many people.

Oh, they ate us up, man. Hit me up from London. A lot of many fucking letters. No, they didn't eat us up. That's why I kind of appreciate. I got eaten up in my. my text messages. Oh, I was politely corrected, whereas in America,

they would have fucking destroyed us in the comments. Yeah, you stupid asshole. Yeah. Piece of shit. You don't even deserve to come to this fucking state anyway. That's not it personal. London, they send me like voice notes. Like, that's not how you pronounce it.

Can't wait to see you. I was like, what a nice response. Yeah. There's so much nicer over there. Tudaloo. Yeah, we act. We butchered that shit. But we got it right.

London, November 17th, we will be at Lester Square. Fair Theater. November 17th, and then December 1st, we are home in New York City at Sony Hall. Tickets available now, new Rory Mall.com. Hope to see y'all there. Let's have some fun. Tour merch will be available. Yes.

Possible after parties. I will be hosted by June. I'm hosting a New York one. Well, just know that listeners, supporters, I am not promoting any after party. So whatever happens at the after party, know that mall had nothing to do it. I'm going to throw one up to him. But here's the thing. Damaris is boozy.

So she'll do an after party, but be like, no fucking family. are allowed. But like that's the point of the afternoon. Don't do that. Don't do that. We don't have fans. We don't have fans.

We have fam. Exactly. I don't call the fans. I call them supportive listeners. It's at the, we're like the Verizon guy. We have fans. That's not fair.

We turned on his people. We went to T-Mobile. Yeah. We have family. Not fans. I don't have any. How unloyal was the Verizon, man. All he did was brag about how everyone was his fan

and then went to to the rival. Hey, man. That was a brilliant. That was a great bag. That's a great bag. Yeah. Let's go buy him out. Yeah.

It didn't last very. It looked like a good move for about a week. It was good. But their service has always been trained. No, I thought he went to, he went to a sprint. Sprint. Oh, Sprint. Oh, Sprint.

Yeah. But a rising guy went to Sprint. Yeah. I mean, you see Jared never went to Blimpies. Well, he went to jail. You don't think that would have worked out for Blitz? Nah. They stayed far away from that shit.

Anyways, I feel like a lot happened over this quick Labor Day weekend. Made in America was canceled. So this is the first time, and I don't know how many years. that I wasn't in Philly for Labor Day weekend. And I thought about going to Electric Zoo to try to fill in some of that festival. Some of your summer. Homo, anxiety. Yeah, like, I have to be at some type of festival.

I can never. Boy, am I fucking glad I didn't go to Electric Zoo? There's no way you would have ever gone to Nizu. Why you said that? I've been to Electric Zoo. When it was niche in Underground. Oh, there you go. Sold out to the major.

When it was still a basement party? Yeah. Was Isu part of the first greatest day ever? when we did like all the click together? Isn't it? They might have been. I don't know. I can't remember.

But I'm glad I didn't go. It looked like the first day got canceled. Hours before. Which is crazy. This type of festival people are flying in. They're getting hotels. It's not just a local thing. And you cancel when people are walking to the ground.

They wrote a very long apology. Then the next day got on me. God damn. It was back on, but they overbooked, oversold tickets. They were at capacity with people that tried to go yesterday, couldn't even get in on the second day. And they broke the barricades.

down, which I'm with the people on this one. I am a corporate chauvinist pig, but I'm with the people on this one. You are a corporate chauvinist pig. Yeah, usually I'm a sellout, but not here. If you cancel the first day and then the second day overbook and people that couldn't go yesterday or today, and they bought

tickets. Yeah. Yeah, knock the fences. You got to expect the fans to at that point be pissed off and decide, all right, fuck it, we're going in by any means necessary. Yeah. But what's going on with Maine America? Why did they cancel? Well, Lizzo was the headliner. Is that enough?

So they couldn't find another headliner? And I'm sure that there were probably low ticket sales as well. She lost all her backup dancers. So Lizzo was the headliner is one excuse you're rolling with. And you think that they had low ticket sales. Yes. Cizzo was the other headliner. You think they had low ticket sales even though Cizzo was performing?

Cizzo was just in Philly before that. I was going to say she's on Taurus. And she's on tour again. Yeah. Also, Beyonce was through Philly right before that. Yeah, I can see them having low ticket sales for sure. they didn't have a strong lineup especially compared to last year even their lower acts were not

oh but what if Miguel did that hook thing that's what he was he was rehearsing for I'm pretty sure maybe that this one he would have done if he was swinging from the main stage that'd be kind of cool yeah but over the weekend I did finally get to catch BS high documentary on HBO yeah you lost your shit in the chat you was like guys please stop what you're doing tonight watch this watch this I had seen it a few days before that but because we were recording today I wanted to make sure everyone had seen it.

I mean, you know, it came out two weeks ago. Spoiler, spoiler. Yeah. Is there much of a spoiler when it came out two weeks ago? Yeah. And like they played the game on national. You only text us. You didn't text the world to watch this tonight.

Unless we're your world. You guys are in my world for sure. I felt like I was only talking to you. Fuck yeah. But the game was on national television. So like how much are we? No, the game was on national television, but the story was. And during that, during the game, I watched the second half because Twitter was

blowing up in the first two quarters. By the second half, they were like, yo, I don't think this is a real school. It was fun to watch the, to read hear that audio of the commentators that did that USPN game, the telecast, and they were like, this, they figured it out in real time. They're like, this isn't, what is happening here?

Yeah, well, so to give the fans, well, excuse me, the fam, some, some context of what we're talking about. So BS high documentary is available now HBO, I believe, or HBO. Or just Max. Or just Max, whatever the fuck it. I don't know what these streaming services. B.S. High is a documentary based on Bishop Sycamore High School, which was a school that didn't exist at all.

Their football program with Roy Jones. I'm not going to call him coach. Just Roy Johnson. Roy Johnson. Yeah, poor Roy Jones. Yeah, Roy Jones. Damn, Roy, my bad. Roy Johnson. So basically he put together this whole elaborate plan in his mind of having a school, a prep school for, you know, football players that didn't quite get any, you know, looks from any big schools and was like, okay, we'll take those guys, give them a chance to kind of get looks and get some footage on them and hopefully some big schools to see

them, offer some scholarships. It felt and seemed like a great idea. It was like, okay, he's trying to help the ones that are not the cream of the crop, but that doesn't mean we should just dispose of him and not give them an opportunity. But this dude, Roy Johnson, I want to see him evaluated. Like, they need to have a special on him sitting down with a therapist so he can be evaluated so we can really see exactly how crazy. I think he is absolutely insane.

While you were watching it, at any point in the doc, did you go, he really reminds me of somebody? I had two people in line. Okay. He reminded me a lot through the entire entire doc, especially when he flipped out after watching the kid say how much like he fucked him over.

And then the immediate narcissism kicked in and he threw a fit as if he were the victim and he did everything. from everyone. When he got it and walked away. I was just like, God, I can't put my finger on who this guy reminds me of. From the beginning all the way to the end, I was like, I can't. There's somebody that I know that is exactly like this guy.

I think we all have somebody that we know that is like that. There were two people that came to mind for me. It was him and Billy McFarland. These guys suffer from like just an insane level of delusion. And the way Billy tried to do, this was the festival. This was the football version of Firefest. Yeah. Yeah.

This was definitely the football version of our five. Actually, they should play a game at Firefest. True. That would really be it. Yeah, but I mean, at least, at least Billy's delusion, he kind of just was a dirtbag and shut the fuck up. Like, he didn't try to rationalize and flip it and make him the victim. He's doing it right now. Yeah, I think, I think Billy's was a little different.

I think Billy had this great plan and it just turned into a real thing. And he was like, shit, I really did. don't know how to fucking execute this. Like, I didn't, I didn't expect this to take off the way it did. This gentleman Roy Johnson, though, he knew from the gate exactly what his intentions were. For sure. He knew that everybody was going to be fucked over. Yeah.

And he was just going to be standing on top of a mountain of just casualties. Like, my plan worked. Like, I got to where I wanted to get to. I coached a football game on ESPN. And I am, this is not even a school. We don't even have equipment. players are sharing helmets but I'm on a nationally televised game

with this team with this team. Less than three days. Which is insane. Nuts. Yeah, that's crazy. Yeah. And just like the that bullshit of like, oh, look, they're going to get this crazy look if they play this schedule. No, you're going to eat these kids hurt. Yeah. You don't have the proper facilities. You're not a proper coach. They're not even equipment is sharing. You're going to get these kids hurt. They're not going to get a look.

They're not even eating right. Nothing. They didn't have a trainer. That one kid's mother was the trainer. And it's people like this when they say like really surface sentences and they think they sound like geniuses until you just take five seconds to break down the sentence that they just said. Well, the greatest line to me was when he said, I'm the most honest liar that I know. That's hard. I said, oh, this nigga is sick. I'm the most honest liar that I know. If you think about it.

I'm like, wait, what? But did you break it down and think about it? No, I took a, I mean, I just couldn't believe he got it off, like, on camera and just, like, tried to go into the next topic. But then the beginning of the documentary, he says, do I look like a con man? Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And I'm like, who asked that? He was, like, I was Googling body language things.

Yeah, yeah. He was, like, wanted to present himself as something that he clearly wasn't. So we already see from the beginning, like, the mind of the person that we're sitting here getting ready to watch. Like, this is somebody that he's very aware. Of course. Of what people are going to say, how they're going to look at him, how he's going to be viewed. so he's going to try to do something to throw people off like, okay, body language.

I have to look like I'm sorry, even though I'm not. I have to look like I'm not a con man. I'm not trying to con, even though I am. Like somebody doesn't project that unless they know that that's exactly what they're doing. Selling promises. Oh, for sure. And I mean, how much he would change the subject. And I understand the producers were just really trying to make a documentary.

So doing a back and forth and like really stopping him, I think would have fucked up the doc He would say outlandish shit And the producers would be like I mean I don't know You do owe like over 300 grand In fraud right now And he would change the subject

Like well okay But is there any law in the Ohio state Youth football shit for 20 year olds Like yeah All right but the 300 grand Yeah He would just change the subject to Whatever wasn't the question from the producers

And they were like All right let this guy go I don't I can't believe that he's Like not in prison He has I know technically he didn't break any rules. Yeah. Because he just found,

say he calls herself loophole Larry or whatever. So he found he found loopholes and he found things to kind of exploit and say, well, I can't ever get arrested for this because technically it's not in the laws that I can't do. And then they highlighted at the end like, yo, you are adhering to O-H-S-A-A-R-Ruze by signing this contract. Like you're adhering to these rules. So, I mean, he's just somebody that I think. had high hopes as a kid. He didn't make it to play college football

but his brother did. So I think that this is kind of what people like that do. They try to live out their dreams at others' expenses and whatever it costs. So his thing was like, let's take these kids

who I love with Bumani Jones said, he could have only done this to black kids. He couldn't have done this to a bunch of white kids. He didn't happen. I don't know. Like, you know, people would have mean Bollani's point? parents would have somebody would have would have checked into this guy like you know and that's that's a real thing it's like how were the parents so I guess willing to put their kids in a program like this like without even really doing a thorough like what is the school what is this like a lot of the reason these kids are in the situation they're in is not because they're not talented it's quite the opposite they are very talented they have just not been given they're misguided these same opportunity or guidance and that's usually and that may come from from

lack of parenting or lack of parents being around. I know a few kids that they focused on had no parents. So they're easily manipulated. They're easy to take advantage of, but they also happen to be very talented at football. So that's what's so fucked up about it. And I also hate people like... I don't know if I'm a say they were very

talented at football. Some of them were just like also like... They didn't get watched by a bunch of legit high school kids. Yeah. Yeah. Like these were grown men getting their ass with by like high schoolers. Yeah. Yeah, but... I don't know how much skill you have. have if you're getting your ass with... Well, if you're not having a proper condition. I know IMG would wash most grown men that aren't professional.

Yeah, they're like top tier. Or Division I one NCAA player. I mean, it is like, it's a factory. Yeah, yeah. Crank out. That's, no, I understand that. Those, that's a legit program with legit athletes, legit training facilities, legit coaches.

They are well prepared and, you know, they're ready to, to run over any team in front of them. I get that. But again, you're talking about, grown men, those are still high school kids. And, but also was fucked up with Roy Johnson and that, I mean, without saying, when he does try to get on his moral shit of like, I'm giving this opportunity to these kids that knowing what, I'm the only one that cared about them. No, you didn't. You cared about

yourself in this program because let's say you did beat IMG out of nowhere. Let's, let's say in some weird world that happened. Or all these kids get all these looks that you claim they're going to get because of this program you created. You were a fake school. some of these kids aren't even of age, some of they didn't graduate high school. There's requirements to go play college football that has nothing to do with the ability. None of them took an SAT,

and you knew this going in. So you could have given them the greatest look ever, and they still would have not went and played college football. You knew that. So who are you really helping? If this reaches the best possible scenario ever in your head and you are this guy that's going to help these kids, they still knowingly cannot go play college ball.

And we saw that happen with the one, the quarterback that got recruited by Grambling State. And then this all came out and they pulled his offer. Yeah, he got recruited. That's not. And they figured that, you're not even, you didn't go to a real school. You never took a class. This isn't everything you did was ineligible. And they, they received their off.

Kids have bad credit because they have evictions under their names now. Bro, they took PPP loans out. Took PPP raise out on. That's wild. I don't, how is this guy not in prison? He filed for bankruptcy. That's the latest, like, as of like, yesterday or today. but there's there have to be cases pending because I think one of they could do a class action lawsuit.

He really fucked over a lot of these kids. I just don't, I mean, again, it's fucked up that this happened to these kids. We know why it happened to these kids. And, you know, hopefully we look at this documentary while it's crazy, it's, I guess, entertaining. There is something to be learned from this. Like, you know, parents, you have to do your due diligence. There's no reason why these kids should have been in this program. I get that sometimes you don't have the foundation at home

and lack of opportunities and resources, so you just jump at the first opportunity. But one of these kids could have gotten seriously hurt. Football is one of those sports where you could die on the field. And, you know, luckily none of these kids died a couple of ACL injuries and shit like that. But, yeah, I mean, it's a good documentary. It's a fucked up situation, fucked up story, good documentary.

The only thing Roy might have been right about, I'm not sure what the criminal charges could be on this. Most of this would be civil, but that's what's even more fucked up to the people he took advantage of. They don't probably have the resources or money to do a civil lawsuit and they'd be suing someone that also has no money.

So what would be the point of two broke people trying to sue each other for money? So another group you can take advantage of because there is no real repercussion. I don't have any money. They don't have any money. Tell me how that civil lawsuit's going to go. Yeah.

And we briefly touched. in earlier, but I wrote it down when Maul was referencing what Bommani said. They said when people asked how he could do to his own people, Balmani said this and I thought it was amazing. Black players are the commodity to the athletics and the least respected in that entire process, which I think was the greater point of this whole thing. Yeah. They're a means to someone's bank account.

Yeah. And I hate that the doc, I get why the doc went into high school sports and how corrupt high school sports and college sports are. Because as we've talked about on this pod many times, it is one of the most corrupt organizations, especially the NCAA. But I hate a two things can't be true type of person. Because Roy even saying that is like, all right, you know, we agree that college sports exploits kids in a corrupt business, if not the most corrupt. That doesn't mean we're now going to go, oh, I get why Roy then went and took advantage of a bunch of kids. Yeah.

Oh, my bad, Roy. Yeah. Oh, my bad. Because we watch college football. Now we have to agree with all the bullshit you did. Yeah. that's what that that spinning shit that I hate people do two things can be true you're a dirtbag right and the NCAA is corrupting is fucked up yeah absolutely two things can be true uh but again we

know what type of personality disorder he has um so it doesn't surprise us but it is a good documentary if you haven't watched it i hope we didn't spoil it too much for you BS high available now watch it it is a very interesting interesting story and um hopefully this is something that doesn't happen again Who was your favorite thief of the week? Roy or Joshua from Tinder? Joshua from Tinder. Good transition.

Roy smoked that shit. It's the man's Labor Day. I'm here to do labor. He working. And white man was on Labor Day. So I came in today and Julian and Demaris were explaining this Joshua Tinder situation. And typically I avoid these on the timeline because there hasn't been a real funny one in a long time. this one I think is fucking hilarious.

Now, I'll be honest, I didn't know what a tabby was. Me neither. And we'll get there. I thought it was the new word for tablet. I'm like, oh, he stole a tablet. That, those are cheap. I can hear that. Yeah, I thought that was the new slang for tablet.

Call it a tabby. I don't know. Tabby are the shoes with like the two-toe things. They're the pussy shoes. They're really ugly. Like it got camel to them? Maybe I don't have fashion sense. Huh.

I probably don't. I just can't stand these. I just desperately want people to stop their, toes when they're walking around those are terrible they look like they smell those are how much are they going for oh these are them if you want the little fish ones the margella ones those are far more expensive than the ones i pulled up here oh yeah the way the fucking the fucking shoes are terrible uh but i guess the story had everybody kind of like online talking about the tabby well who got the inside scoop can we uh get some audio from this young woman that was on tinder

minding her business in the evening i got a mess on tinder and it's from the guy and he's like Hey, I see you downtown. I didn't know we matched on Tinder before, but I guess we did. We start chatting and then we ended up going out for drinks. Stop right there. And we can explain her story a bit after this. But I wanted to start with the beginning of her story. Yeah, right.

There's not a red flag of someone that you didn't even realize you matched with on Tinder, just shoot you a message, yo, just seeing you downtown. I'm not on dating apps, but is it that easy to spot out someone you just swiped right on, like, a while ago? Some people have distinct faces. Well, maybe they were talking for a bit. She said she didn't even realize they matched. Like, he was just able to message her. They had no prior communication.

He just recognized her from photos from Tinder. All right, so. That's kind of sick, but. So she met some guy on a dating app. They hooked up, hung out, went back to her place. Yes. Let's stop right there. Don't know this guy.

That's a red flag? Super red flag. Really? Just met somebody and it's already come to my place. I've seen y'all never had one of those nights I've seen serial killer documentaries that's how it Why is there?

No one's really killing like that No one yeah Kill you thank you Julian No but they are great They are murdered You have on a serial killer kit right now You really do But point being I won't kill someone

Eh Good that person It's not what your face is If who okay No no no let's rank this Who in this room If anyone in this room Who would kill in order

Like who would be the first to kill You Wait for a no for a serial killer Like, to kill someone, like, I would murder someone for a reason. Roy wants to kill for sport. No. You would probably kill. No.

Julian, you hang out. You would kill for no reason. Julian, you hang out at dive bars every night. What does he do with murder? That's exactly how you serial killer documentary start. But I don't have one body from a dive like that means I'm not a killer. We don't know that. We don't know that.

I'm just saying you have the. Is it like, yo, so what do you do? Like, I'm in a dive bar every night. Cops will give you the, hmm, okay. And alcohol, elixers, all. all around the place. Elixir. Spirits.

Spirits and elixis flowing. It's flowing everywhere. All right. Got the shit. Got the non-prescription glasses on beard. All of that. Once you take it off and shave your beard, you can look like a different person.

Amos, that's a good cover. You have the face kit of a serial killer. And we're not going to allow on our platform to put out that it's not unsafe to have a stranger come to your house the first night based off Julian being a guy. Like, women should not have strange men. Demaris, would you go to someone's apartment? Julian bringing a strange girl to his crib. has a way higher safety rate than a woman bringing a strange man into her home.

What's the difference? That men murder more. Bidges be tripping, though. Yeah, but I mean, once you're in the house, it doesn't matter whose house it is. Once you're in the confinements of a personal space like a home, I don't care who's house. I'm not advocating for anyone to bring strangers into their home. I'm saying a woman bringing a man into her home that she does not know is way more unsafe than a man bringing a woman. he does not know into his home.

Yeah, mine's an escape room. How was it, how was that? Is it a woman in the room explain? Yes, Julian. I'm trying to tell him. I'm like, how? I'm like, okay, so if a man knows where I live, he knows where I live.

He can stalk me. He can come back and break in when I'm not there. Ah, uh, uh, stop right there. Come back. I'm going to kill you the first night. That's a fact. What's the comeback? Back to my point.

Don't invite strange men into your home. Yeah. Don't invite them to your home and don't go to their home. What are you like? I don't understand what the fuck of you're talking about. The first night you mean. I'm with both. Yeah, like I don't care who's home it is.

You should not go to a strength. A person you meet the first night, they should not be going to your home and you should not be going to their home. I agree. I then went to the next point. You don't agree because you just said no. I'm saying you should not. No, no, I said both.

You should not do both. But one is in more danger than the other. Let's clarify. This was not their first time hanging out. They had hung out before. This was their second time hanging out that she bought him back to her house. Still not. And she had made this point.

of he's not someone I would date seriously. He's somebody I would just fuck. Oh yeah, so bring him to the house. This is my thing. You don't know that much about that man. You haven't even done your research about this man. How do you know that? Because she didn't know he had a girlfriend.

You don't even know that he has a girlfriend. Somebody are not that good of detectives. And are good at hiding girlfriend. Yeah. And he's obviously a thoughtful boyfriend. You could probably find out if he was a serial killer before he had a girlfriend. That's how men operate. Well, go ahead, Demaris.

because you're all the woman in a room. I'm just, I'm just, me personally as a woman, I do more research than that. Second of all, I want y'all to, I wish y'all can see if, if you haven't heard of this story,

please go to Twitter or the internet or anywhere where viral things go viral. And you will see that, like she posts his Tinder pictures. If you look at his tender pictures, it gives stealth. Stealth, like it straight gives self. What is stealth?

It gives stealth. Like, it looks like he steals. Stealth? Is that a Syracuse thing? Stealth is a word. I thought you were saying he was stealth like, That's why you hit the girlfriend. Wait, that's a word?

He gives stealth. He gives creep. Like, he gives sneaky. Stealth doesn't mean creepy. Stealth. Well, stealth can mean like he flies undercover. Yes, exactly. He gives, like, he gives shady weird.

He does. But stealth doesn't mean steel. No, I know that. Oh. No, that was what I'm saying. No, that was what I'm saying. Imagine maybe Google stealth. No, no, I'm sorry.

I should have been more clear about that. No, we're not going to change it. It's stealth. No, but that's what, no. He gives. No, he gives stealth. Like he gives like creepy, weird, sneak and steal your shoes. Stealth is a stealthy Josh.

Does he have a nose ring? Delthy Josh. Yeah. He's got a hoop nose ring? The nose ring. Oh my God. And mutton shop combo. He has a picture posing with a cigarette.

That's hard. I mean. Yeah, anybody that smokes cigarette steals. He steals. Look at him. This is a very Lower East Side Greenpoint Williamsburg type Tinder. Like, there's plenty of guys that don't steal them. Julian definitely got a picture like that.

I'm just saying if a guy has a hoop nose ring and he smokes cigarettes, him stealing your shoes is like not crazy to me. No, that's pretty crazy. Well, I'm like, oh. When they're like $500 shoes. So long story short, she met this, she met this man on Tinder. It's like he was still your shower curtains. Exactly.

She met this man on Tinder. They hung out. She went. She took in your shower. You go in the bathroom and the rings of the shower curtains just spinning. Yeah. He ripped the curtains off and walked out. You look out the window and it's Frank Abagnall running down the street.

Oh, my God. That's hilarious. with a shower curtain and his yeah I don't feel sorry for this young lady well let's finish the story yeah he's so they hooked up she after they hook up he spends the night he wakes up they have sex again

he's like hey I want to show you this playlist on Spotify I want you guys to point out the red flags and tell her the story he's like hey I want to show you this playlist on Spotify but that I listen to I think you'd like but I don't have Spotify on my phone even though I like this playlist can I pull up Spotify in your phone

he pulls up Spotify allegedly on her phone can't find a playlist oh i can't find it blah blah blah blah blah blah so she realizes that her mary jane tabbies by margela are gone that he inquired about that he inquired about earlier he said that he wanted tabbies but he said he wanted the boot ones which are more kind of more accepted by men i wouldn't really see it the men wearing the mary jane's that's more of the girl thing but whatever you know gosh yeah he said he had inquired about the boots she also had also had the boots but when she looked around off her shoe case she realized that the mary jane tabbies were gone nice she went to go find him on Tinder to ask him if he had seen them.

He unmatched with her. She went to go find his phone number in her phone. When he had took her phone looking for the alleged Spotify playlist, he had deleted their call history together. So she could not find him. To make this story deeper, as she posted a video, the video that we were just listening to, she posted that video and was talking about it, letting everybody know beware of the tabby thief. The tabby swiper, they're calling him.

Somebody writes her and says, hey, just saw your, TikTok and try DMing you there, but it won't go through. My friend has been dating him for months, and he just gave her a pair of tabbies. Do you have a seat so I can show her so freaked out for her right now? So then she hits him, or he, no, I'm sorry, he hits her. And he says, hey, I'd appreciate if you took that TikTok down until you prove I did it, which is sick, until you can prove I did it. People are DMing me for something that I didn't do.

She then takes a screenshot of his girlfriend that she discovered in her shoes. He writes her back and says, all right, you got me. I'll get them back to you. If you give me a time and a place, I'm just asking you were to remove the TikTok as all. All right. You got me as hilarious. I each got me as fucking insane.

He sounds like a great guy. Yeah, he, Rob married to pay Sarah? Yeah. That's, you know, Peter Pan of Tinder. He's trying to be a good boyfriend.

No, Robin Hood. I'm sorry. Peter Pan and Tinder will be nasty. What would y'all take? Peter Pan. I meant Robin Hood. I'm sorry. Peter Pan.

Epstein Island. Peter Pan of Tinder. I meant the Robin Hood of Tinder. No, I get it. What would y'all steal out of a girl's crib to give the yard girlfriend? Like, what would y'all? I don't like my girl really like that and take it. I would never.

Well, first, I wouldn't feel anything. Like, I'm joking. Like her heart maybe? Like, I don't know. But we're not asking the, ridiculous. That important question. He gave his girl a pair of shoes with no box.

Word. Like, that's weird. No, he got the box tonight before. Well, no, that box he got. But we live in New York City. So sometimes we have like the, you know, the thrift store. I would never give my girl thrifted. Thrift his shoe.

No, I put like 7th Street. What are those really nice? upper scale consignment stores. As stealth as this guy is, I'm sure he came up with an elaborate lie on why he didn't have the bus. I'm sure. Okay. Fine.

You're not giving Josh enough credit. So your boyfriend comes in the house, Demaris, with a pair of tabbies. No box. Thrifted. Thrift. He's holding him about a loop on the back. He's just like, y'all, got these shoes for you. About a loop on the back.

The lace is tied together. You're like, you put your feet right in them? Right. Oh, I definitely. No, I'll definitely disinfect. Like bowling and her. You go, and then you put him on. Lysol.

What if Josh and his actual girlfriend are in like the illest open relationship of all time where he like sends Josh out to fuck other chicks and bring back goods? That's actually a pretty much game. You know what Tommy Boy when she marries the father who dies but it's not actually your son? It's her husband. Like what if they're running that racket? And Josh is just out here doing numbers. They're in an open relationship.

Doing the Lord's work. So it doesn't matter. Is that the Lord's right? Not only does she get her open relationship, she gets fucking designer clothes with it. I've seen casino. I know what Ginger got. I get it. I mean, I don't know.

This is just... That's probably the scheme. The fact that people are going crazy over these shoes to me and is enough... Is that the real crime there? That's the real crime, yeah. Those are fucking terrible. Well, off-air, Demaris was trashing the woman, so go ahead, do that again. You were?

Do you think he would have stole something else had those shoes not been there? Yeah. Do you think he's a serial thief or specific to us? items? I think serial thief. You know, he's, he knew to delete, you know, he knew to delete the number once he looked at the phone for the Spotify. This is what he does.

His game is cold. Like, yeah, he's running around the city. He's just like, he's cleaning up. That was a dumb thing to happen, though. Well, how do you guys feel when people inquire about things in your home the first time they're there if you don't know them? Yeah, that's weird. That is a little odd.

That's odd. Somebody in your home that you don't know is odd. We're past that point. I'm saying when they're in there, they just start firing about. Painting. Like, yeah, hey, who's the artist? That's a little different than inquiring about who's the artist. And you're not a stylist.

Well, I mean, what, she has her shoes out in the open. It was like, you know, she had the shoe rack right there. Yeah, yeah. I could see somebody just seeing a pair. Like, if I go to a girl's crib and she got, like, her sneaker collection, like, the clear boxes, like, you know, kind of. I'd be like, oh, yo, you got, those are hard. Like, I could see myself, like, talking about the sneakers. Not stealing them about.

I could see myself talking about your size was sneakers and shit like that. What do you think you gave the, you got? classic you're about to get robbed on the train line and asked what size they were? Oh yeah. No, this is what he does. She didn't mention that point. I was curious at any point in that inquiry, did he ask what size they were?

Or maybe he has those spidey stealth sense that he could see the 38 on the... No, he asked. After he beat, I'm sure she went and took the post-X-P to not get a UTI. And while she was doing that, he probably went up to the rack, looked at the size. It was like, these are my girls' size.

and then put them back, and it was like, I'll get those later. Was this not payback for all the hoodies that have been stolen from men with every situation, one-night stand, real relationship that would never return. And we don't know if another dude wore that hoodie. So is it that crazy that he gave his girl the stolen shoe? It is crazy only because... Is this just not yin and yang? Is this karma not coming back together?

And he stole them and gave them to a woman. So he's a very, he's a hero. Yeah, but the hoodie thing is different because you're actually giving her the hoodie. Like she didn't give him the shoes. She didn't say, yeah, but throw these on and walk around the house. You don't have no like you can, you don't have no like you wore flip flops up here. Your feet are cold. So take these.

It's cold outside. So take these camel toes. Yeah, that's not what happened. Like he had his own shoes. That'd be the wildest walk of shame ever in a girl's toe sandals. But why y'all not attacking women on this? Because I did immediately. Why?

I attacked her. Because she's not... We can't attack women in 23 to matter. That is true. You just can't. And I think it's boring stealing from someone's house,

but that's just me. But I just feel like, A, why are you letting a stranger in your house? B, you didn't see all the red flags and the warning signs. Like you said, he could have cashed out himself. He could have robbed you. He could have all of these things.

All right. Well, let's be honest. When kind of back to Mall's point of never letting someone in your home, you don't know, part of the rush of one night stands or first meeting someone is ignoring the red flags.

Yeah. If you start paying attention to all the red flags, we're not, it's not going to happen. And let's just happen. So if you, if you've decided I want to have this one night stand, I want to have this quick fun shit, I had a great time at a bar with somebody, you ignore everything. Everything about logic says not to do that. Yeah, but at the same time, what women don't admit a lot is that women actually are attracted

to red flags. People are. That's why I do so well. I don't know if men are attracted as much as. A hundred percent. I'm not attracted to red flags. I hate red flags. What are you talking about this?

Shorty literally came from fucking Colmanjaro to visit you on train and then stayed with you during New Year's. That was major red flag. She revealed her. She took the train that way. She revealed her red flags that she had already. Patreon.com for a second. He was blood.

And if you also like the overall joke but being serious thing that men say is crazy chicks have the best pussy. They do. Oh, like I'll put up with the crazy shit. A lot of jokes. Pussies fire. I don't. That's red flags.

That's not healthy. They do. Yeah, but I still think women are attracted to red flags. The girl's got some good boys. I think so. Oh, no, women definitely are. I just think it's an even playing field if we're going to generalize. Men are attracted to red flags.

I think, without question. Like, without question. I think traumatized people are attracted to red flags, whether they men or women. Hey, speak for yourself. I don't like red flags. I don't think that you're traumatized. You're lying. You're lying, bro.

I like good girl. You're lying. How is that a lot? I'm sorry, I lost my word. Yeah, there you go. There is. I was singing all night. I was singing all night.

I was singing. Who are you talking to, bro? Like, don't tell me you were singing all night. What the fuck is wrong with? Most of men's fucking preferences in a general state is we are the red flag and how we look at things. It's based off appearance. We continue to fuck someone based off their appearance. That's a red flag that we don't want anything else from that person besides their appearance.

Is that a red flag? I don't think that's a red flag. If I'm just sexually attracted to somebody, So much comes, if you're going to continue to fuck with someone, some things are going to come. You should know. Me, yes. And with come, comes, come. Yes, absolutely.

Come, come, come. If you don't pay, you're going to pay. Come. Their world, if you continue to fuck with somebody, is going to eventually bleed into your world. A bleed and come. If her period. I've had some of those nice. You're all right.

See what I'm saying. We're going crazy. We're always making a good point. y'all just keep farting on it. Like, let him get it off. Yeah, get off your cum, right? Get her come out. Do you understand what I'm saying in the fact that if you continue to fuck with the girl just because of her looks and ignore everything else, that is a red flag for both people.

Okay, I see that point. Because her world is going to start going into yours if you continue to fuck with her. Even if you're not in a real relationship with her, if you continually fuck with somebody, some of their world ends up in yours. Yeah. And come. And if you're ignoring the red flags of that just to fuck, like, that's, generally how younger men operate. I've done it before.

That's a red flag. As you're younger people make those mistakes and those decisions. As you get older, you should not just be having sex with somebody just for their looks. That's something you get out of your system when you're young. What are you talking about? You just have a good time. You don't just as a grown person, you should not just be fucking somebody for their looks. For sure.

You should not be doing, but it happens. Yes, it happens. There's a lot of shit that shouldn't happen. That happens. I know that. There's also a very. large percentage of men that got married early and divorced in their 30s. There's a huge percentage of men in their 30s right now that are single for the first time in their adult life. And that's how

they're operating. Sick. Yeah. Being single for the first time in the 30s? Happen. That's almost like doing a bid while you're a kid and coming home. It's like you don't even know how to like maneuver in the world. You're from New York. Most of the South, that's how they operate. Wow. Which is why the South is such a slower, slower pace of life. People get married early. But with this, generation, divorce is way more higher than it's ever been, like before people just stayed together. People getting divorced at 30. People are getting divorced at 40. People are getting divorced at 28. And they're getting married at 20. People getting divorced. So the single pool right now has a lot of older people. Yeah, but people get divorced quicker now because you have access to more options now.

Instagram. Oh, for sure. Way more. You know, being on the internet, social media, dating apps, like, you don't stick through a situation as much as you did before because you probably didn't have access to other And I'm saying those men that were sitting on Instagram for a decade with the wife they no longer like are divorced and are now back in the dating pool just fucking women for their looks because I think they missed out on their hoe phase. What do they did? Yeah. Yeah. There's a way to hold in your 30s as a man, but not the way you do. Well, tell us how.

Yeah, can you have a whole phase in your 30s? Yeah. Yeah, it should just be a little bit more established. there should be more research on the women you're fucking with. You shouldn't be... Like blood type? You shouldn't be fucking

younger women that are there just to take advantage. I'm talking about like the 30-year-old man that has a gig, like has his life in order now. He could hoe with money when he couldn't hoe with money in his 20s.

You have to like ease up on it a bit. Like pick a small rotation. Don't go out and just fuck anything. Yeah. You're going to blow your money. Cash the shorter net. Yeah. Don't try to keep up

with the rich 20 year olds that are living their rich hell face. It's not going to work. I feel so sorry for these young kids, these young men like now. When you say young, you mean? Like between 18 and like 26. Oh, so babies. Why?

Because it's so much, like if you're in high school right now, right? If you're in high school right now, you like the cute girl in your high school, before you really just had to either be like a star player. in the school or like funny or like had some style like now you got to compete with like little tj jumping in her dms like

this nigga little tj got money like he traveling the world he putting out his records like how was a high school kid do you compete with that yeah these kids are asking i have friends who have teenage boys and they're the type of designer shit they're asking for like that's why you got to deal not mid level exactly not mid level

designer shit like they're like 14 15 asking for a mary's yeah like it's it's it got to be like it's tough it's tough as a young man now like to me probably tougher than it's ever been because you know even if you're in college let's say you in college 20 21 years old and you have like again the girl that you may like the pretty girl on campus she has access to so many other options and guys that want her attention that have way more than you do. It's like, how do you compete with that? Like, you can't even, you got to do something outlandish. Like, you got to go out there and become the shooter now.

You got to start shooting up parties and just to get a rat. Like, you got to do something. Wait, right. You think you have to kill people to get her attention? Not saying that you have to kill people, but there is a thing that girls like dangerous guy. Bad boys. They like bad boys.

Girls like bad boys. They like the dangerous guy. They like the guy that men probably fear or respect. Like women are. Certain type of women. Yeah. Women. Just not old women,

but women are attracted to that. I'm going to look at me. So now if the girl I like... I'm not a virgin. So they must like some cornball. Yeah. Wow. If the girl, if the girl you go to school.

Sir, you are the dangerous. Wow. Hey, I am the danger. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. What you're talking about? You're talking about what Rory is says, no, they got to like corn balls because I'm a cornball.

I'm like, you're dangerous because you're red hair and anger issues. But continue, Ma. We were going off your point. Sorry. Roy, you forgot what I was saying. It's kind of like when all the chicks on Twitter said they only fucker guys that are six feet or taller. And then I looked like, wait, I fucked though. So not all girls like just dangerous guys.

No, I'm never putting all women in the same category. I don't mind if you just, let's just put that out there. I'm just saying, like, there is a thing now with these young kids that they, have to kind of compete with so many other young guys that are like doing a lot more than they are at their age. Yeah. Like when you was 22, they weren't a bunch of 22 yos that had millions of dollars outside of obviously professional athletes.

But even now, like, what are you talking about? I had to deal with the ASAP mob. It was rough in the city. Yeah, but that's different. That's different. Dilling with the ASAP mob versus dealing with the fucking Milan team. Milan soccer team is totally different. 100%.

But if a girl's into Rocky and into Rory, then come on. They're like, you're on different. Really? I'm just saying, exactly. You guys are so different. I see them in the same tier. Not, I'm talking about look-wise. I mean, we don't have the same booking agent, but.

Okay. You're like, what is the girl's type if she likes? Thank you, Maul. You got what I'm saying? A-Sav and Rory? Yeah. Y'all also need to let go of the fact that sometimes only what women can have a type, but women's type usually goes more with personality than looks.

Men's always as looks. men have a type of women that they like. Obviously, very obviously, I'm not talking about all men. We're never talking about all in this conversation. But men, when you guys have a type, more than likely it has to do with the way that they look. Am I lying? For sure. Sure.

Yeah, you're lying. You don't have a type, Julian? Like, looks wise. Spicy white women. Yes, he does. It's so not true. And even if you have a type, you'll still fuck outside of your type. And I think women do the same thing.

Yeah, no, exactly. Rory Doja's back with another one The goat Listen I'm not the biggest Dolger cat fan Let me just put that out there

Mr. Cat But You was going crazy to demons This demon record This demon's record is This was kind of hard Did you unlock your demons While listening to it?

Didn't unlock no demons But You're related DA DA did the beat It got that bounce to it It got that knock to it Doge's talking her shit

I like this fucking record, man. I think this is going to be a big record. It goes against my theory of her super rap album that's going to come out. Then again, she's been throwing weird shit left and right to confuse us. It could as a single. I guess. It may fit in depending on how it's sequence. It'll be a big record because it's Doja Cat and the numbers will be insane because it's Doja Cat.

I don't know if this song's going to have any impact. Oh, it's having an impact already. Is it? I mean, people are upset. with the whole demonic thing and, you know. I'm not upset with it. I just think it's played out and has been done a million times.

Like, I think Doja Cat is way more innovative and way better of an artist than to just go back to the standard let me piss people off with dressing up as a devil. I get it. It's called demons, but that makes it even more corny and obvious to me. I think that-

It's been done a million times. But I think this is what Doja, I think this is kind of her angle here. She's a demon now. In the song, she says, I'm a cash cow. her first big record was I'm a cow I remember

she showed up to Carl Agerfeld to the Met Gala as Carl Lagerfeld's cat She did do that Like she really breaking these lyrics down Like it's not the lyrics I think what Doja is doing Is this a cannabis verse?

Well in her second verse she says I'm a puppet I'm a sheep I'm a cash cow I think She might She may now be the biggest troll In the industry I think everything Doja does

is a big laugh, fuck you. All of this shit is the same. It's all repetitive. And y'all fall into it. Y'all fall for it every single time. Yeah. Y'all get upset about every little thing. I think that's doja's stance now.

I think she is basically saying, I can do whatever I want. Y'all gonna get mad. If I put out a good song, you're gonna love it. What is everybody upset about? None of this really fucking matters. Like, you can do whatever the fuck you want.

You can say whatever the fuck you want. Like, You can, this is, there is no real like, quote unquote industry shit. It's like, yo, just do what the fuck you want? Who cares? Her stance now is who gives a fuck? Like, what are you going to do? Not listen to my music?

No, I'm going to put out something dope and you're going to listen to it anyway. But is dope, though? This record is dope to me. It's cool. I think this record, a lot of people are going to fuck with this record. I can see a lot of people fucking with this record. The hook is dope. I'm not mad at the beat.

I would like to hear like a two chains on it. She didn't rap on the verses at all. Like, I'm not. saying she had to be lyrical miracle on it, but I think this beat calls for some type of flow switchup, and she just took a great hook and then cut it in half and did a shitty verse for the first and second verses. It was kind of a waste in that regard. I would have rather her just get a feature of someone that could rap. If she wants to do the slow flow on the first one, let someone like chains do double time on the second one, or which you had mentioned off mic,

mickey would sound incredible on this. Yeah, Nikki would kill this. It's, But how do you go from being the artist that said, hey, trick y'all with the pop records, not doing that anymore, to just going to the other side of pop music? Exactly. The demonic shit of trying to get rise out of people. Because this is very much still pop music. But that's what the troll would do, though.

I don't think that, I don't, you know, maybe I believed in. People be hiding in her feet more. I think there's insecurities behind trolling. I think there's insecurity and her rap. anything. I think there's insecurity and her rapping ability, and I think she's hiding it behind trolling. That's why I think all of this demonic shit is going on

because she talked about all that shit about rapping. She's released three albums that's supposed to come from this project or this era, and none of them have super hard bars. None of them are like hard rap songs. It's just giving. That first one's hard. Attention. Yeah.

That record's hard. And Painted Town Redhead. I like Painted Town Redhead. I like Painted Town Red. She's not like rapping, she's rapping on there. She's rapping, but she's not doing. any, she's not doing any more rapping than she has in her previous era. She's just rapping about something.

And even though Alchemist has been a troll, admittedly on the internet before, I don't think he was trolling when he said, wait till you out here, the shit, me and Doge Cat, dude. Bootleg Kev, I appreciate his ear when it comes to rap. He said he sat with RCA and her and listened to the whole shit, and she's rapping her ass off on it. So I think this could be the troll with this single. Like, let me go do.

Y'all just killed Sam Smith for this. You kill every single artist when they do the demonic shit. It's going to bring a lot of. attention. I just think it's played out and there was another way she could have trolled. That's all. I mean, I'm not mad at that. But I do think... We shot beautifully. No, no video. Any director, they smoked it. Yeah. It's just the most played out fucking video treatment of all time. I'm so over. Because you know you're going to get a thousand different, because you know, there's a whole world in YouTube that is the Illuminati conspiracy

artist. Like, now this is the easy way to do that rollout. But you're going to get a million people who sold her soul. Oh, she had a cousin died 15 years ago. That was the blood sacrifice. That's the point of it. It's corny. Doja's better than that. Yeah, but that's the point of it.

Is she? How do you know she's better than that? I've seen her. Paint the Town Red is better than that. She's not like... Paint the Town Red was still demonic. It wasn't demons, but all of the... I'm saying this is just straight up demonic shit.

Like, it's corny. I think that's the point, though. It's supposed to be the control. And I think to what you're saying and what Mall is saying that she is a troll went from, hey, I made all this pop music, didn't like it. Trolled you guys.

this is the other side of the pop music. The pop artist does the Lady Gaga demon shit. Pull up the verse for the hook, uh, the words for the hook again. But I just, like,

why troll more? She's asking how, how my demons look, right? How my demons look, now that my pocket's full. Now that you bitch is shook. Like,

it's kind of like, it's kind of like trolling on the whole demon shit. Like, it's like, we all have them to an extent. But, I'm rich now. So like maybe that helps with my demons. Believe that's a haiku. I mean, I just think that I don't think that it's as, you know, people trying to say, you know, she's devil worshiping and all. I don't think it's that.

I think this is her way of saying, hey, look, you all are trying to like point people out and call people out on things. It's like we all have our own insecurities. We all have our own issues. We all have our like. Wow, you got all of that. Yeah. No, I'm just saying. You just saying. She's saying, how my demons look? Basically, like, I'm showing you, like, my demons at this point. Like, well, that's, look, this anecdote from the genius snippet here says the irony of Satanists, usually they're more reclusive and hide in secret. But Doja, leaning into that trope is bringing it to the forefront of her career.

And she's being very brackettoscious and sarcastic about it and throwing in, throwing that shit in the face of the people that know that would react. Like the Rorries of the world. Mm-hmm. You react? She's reacting. the way you're reacting is the way she wants people to react. No, I'm not the way she wants everyone to take the completely obvious signs that she's putting in there.

Because we already know Doja Cat has been on the internet. She was in racist chat, show, and feed, et cetera, et cetera. We know that she's been, she's a internet baby. So I'm sure she's watched every Illuminati sacrifice video, the same way I have, on the internet. She's not looking for my reaction. She's looking for all the people that are going to create those videos and those comments. I'm sitting here saying I'm tired of this rollout. I'm tired of artists purposely putting in the Illuminati shit

because they know it makes the internet react. Not because they're actually part of the Illuminati. I've seen a million Beyonce videos, JZ videos, every artist you can think of. And I'm like, I know for a fact that that director and that producer and that artist purposely put that triangle there or purposely put that small little Illuminati thing there because it adds an extra 10 million,

fucking views to your thing because they sit and study it nonstop. I'm just sick of this rollout. The devil shit is getting corny. If it's for real and you're really a fucking devil worshiper, have a blast. I'm not sure if that's your thing. This is a troll. I didn't get that from Doja.

I don't think she's a devil worshiper because she has a song named Demons and she's dressed up as the devil in the video and she's fucking like. But you're not living on the internet that thinks every single artist is part of the Illuminati and is going to watch this video thousands of times just to catch every last little part so they can write their fucking op-ed on Reddit or in the comments or do their

reaction YouTube video. Yeah, no, I'm not a conspiracy theory. It's the easiest way to get your video to get more views is when you start putting little devil things in there. Yeah, it's called playing the game. You got to put those points in there. You know what, like you said, you know what exactly it's going to do. But I do think that all of this from Doja is simply like, she's job. She doesn't care about none of this shit. Now, as the

producer of this record, Do you feel a way once you, like, produce the record, the artist does a song like this and shoots a video like this and it's your music? No. Do you be like, yo, whoa, whoa, like I don't want to be affiliated with that shit at all. They know what they signed up for. You said what? They know what they signed up for. Well, do that?

Do you? Well, that's the difference between a producer and a beatmaker. That's true. A beatmaker just, you pay for the beat. It's yours now. If you produce the record with her, it would have never gotten to this point if you didn't. agree. Right.

That's the difference between a producer. If he produced this record, then no. He feels fine about it because he was involved of every process. If he made the beat,

and that's not a shot, then no, you got to sit there, you gave her the beat. She's the artist. She can do what she wants with it. I think the song is hard. I think the remix is going to be dope.

Well, I think you're real selective and what you say is hard and what's not. Of course I am. I'm selective with everything I do in life. Because it's been plenty of songs

that we don't play it and you'll be like, turn that shit off. The lyrics is ass. The lyrics to this are also ass. It just has a heartbeat and a nice chorus. Did you hear me say she was rapping like rock him on this? No.

But you said, oh, no, she, you break and you doing lyrical breakdowns. Because the song is called demons. I'm saying she's playing, she's trolling. Listen to the hook. How my demons look. She quit nicotine. She's not, this is not, like I said, she's not a demonic devil worshiper in my eyes. I don't think she is.

I think she's just having fun and laughing at all of that. that she does see online and does read about and people saying about her. She's a devil worship and all of this. She's probably like, oh, yeah, okay, watch this. Watch my next single. Let me show you how much of the devil I worship. Either way, I think this song is hard.

They're going to shake ass to it. All the demons are going to be in the club shaking asses. You think this will be playing in the club? Absolutely. Maybe. I don't know. I do think, though, this is, nothing on the album is going to sound like this.

Well, I mean, I don't know. But I do think that this album, she is going to be rapping to your liking. I think that you're going to fuck with a lot of these other records. We know what they got to do with the singles. Just to kind of get, you know, the word out and people talking. And obviously, this is, I don't know how many millions of you, she got in three A's with this shit. But it's still, I'm sure it went crazy. Yeah.

I like it. Y'all seem like y'all don't like it. Fuck y'all. No, I just think that you just bought into the. A little bit of shit. Yeah. And you don't really understand the signs that you're seeing and how it's manipulating your. brain and that's why you like it you think this manipulated my brain yeah the video because you saw the

horns you think i couldn't sleep at night no i think you slept fine because you know the devil's uh at the wheel now how my demons look go watch go watch the illuminati videos they'll tell you the moment you see a triangle that you curse your mother out by accident you can't control it yes yeah that's a mental illness people that sit online and do shit like that these conspiracy theories that's like a mental like disease that's the first time i really got hip to those videos was I think around onto the next one, Jay and Swizz. I think that was Blueprint 3. And they were breaking down all like the crown shit around Jay.

That was the time when I saw like it took off on YouTube with the Illuminati conspiracy videos. I think mine was single ladies by Beyonce. They did a lot of conspiracy. And they were breaking that shit down on what like the triangles and the circles that were really manipulating us and that we were about to go commit crimes because we saw these shapes. And you know I'm a conspiracy.

there's but dog i watched on to the next one and didn't treat anyone shitty in my life within that time that shit is none that that shit is not i keep telling me we we have these perceptions about the whole illuminati thing and all of this and you know things we've read about and heard about over the years like what if the aluminati is like really just a lit ass like party with people that's just really doing good things oh no it's a lit ass party i just don't think they're doing good things i believe that but you don't think they're doing good things because you've been told they're not doing good things. Well, I mean, more often than not, people that generally have the most power

historically don't do good things. Yeah, they're not really out for everyone. Yeah, that's true. But I'm just saying, we don't know because, again, we're just going off of what we've been told about this thing, but you don't really know. I'm just saying, what if in the world it's like, oh, shit, because we've been lied to before. Well, it's just like, oh, shit, that's not what we've been taught or told about that group.

Like, I'm a believer that there is. I don't know if the group is called the Illuminati or if it's exactly what the YouTube conspiracy theorist thing. I do think there is a much higher power amongst humans that we are not privy to that is controlling things in a negative way. I just don't think Jay Cole was invited to the party.

Yeah. Like some of the niggins y'all be putting in the party is like, I don't think they want him, dog. They don't even think certain presidents are invited. I just, I don't know if Beyonce's single ladies is really where they was... Just because you have money don't mean you invite into certain rooms and parties. That's all I'm saying. Like some of these artists that y'all be putting in these groups, just like,

bro, they don't care about him or her. Yeah, it's all just more confusion. Either way, shake some ass to demons, goddamn. Let me see these demons twerk. Anyway. Demons. You've got mail. First voicemail.

Well, we can't play voicemail. This first one, it's very nice. It's heartwarming. Rory, this is some flowers coming your way. Oh, thanks. Gang, gang. What's happening, guys? This is Eric from Chicago.

I'm a huge fan of the pod. Like, I love everything you guys are doing. I'm sorry, I miss the show. You guys came out of Chicago. Oh, you're not a fan. You're not a fan. You're not fan. You're not fan.

Tour coming up, and you don't got Chicago in that, man. What's up? Because you didn't go. It's not hip hop. Yeah. Come on, you can't go on a tour and miss the Shast. Anyway, this isn't a question. This is more or less a statement. So I'm just stating that on Roy's album,

I thought it would be different. The song, other side, like that, that song resonates with me a lot. Like, I love that song. That's my favorite song on the album. First of all, I love, like, the little, I don't know if it's an ad lib, but the, B, B, A. I think of a Morse Day in the time. I don't know why.

I just think of that every time I hear that part. But, you know, the hook goes, call me up at any time. Hey. I'll be on my way to time. Oh, we should go to Chicago. and have him perform the album I think you wanted time to oh okay

but the only reason why I say that because I'm going through a custody battle oh wow that's sick I haven't seen me wait pause that's sick to tie that into the custody battle tying that into the custody battle

is the laughing he said I say that to say this I thought he was going to say some profound shit like he's breaking down I thought he's going to break down like the notes the key that the song was in

like yo did you know that that was like He said, yeah, I'm going to a custody battle. He's on the other side. No, I get it. I said all that to say. Yeah, I say what I to say. No, listen, I want to hear more.

And out of everything in that song, choosing the hook to then go into the custody battle. It just doesn't really match. No. I had the same reaction when I play this, but he cleans it up really well. Okay. It's a,

well, no, Fonte's verse is very fucking depressing. So it could have to do with this. It's a very sweet message. Here, hold on to finish it. My daughter, six months. And it's just like, every time I hear that song, It's just like that resonates with me for my daughter.

She just turned five in August. And it's just like, for me, it's just like, look, I'm not giving up. Like, I'm not quitting. You know, whatever me and your mother are going through, it's just like, look, you can call me up at any time. And I'll be on my way to find you. And I do get to see you everything that you want to sign up to. It's just like, I love that song. And, you know, it just resonates with me.

But, again, huge fan of the pod. I don't know if this is hip hop or not I don't really give a fuck but hey, keep doing what you guys are doing man and hey, love the show. Eric from Chicago, I appreciate that call, man. That was dope. The way he tied that in

to his situation and basically his relationship with his daughter was beautiful. I respect that. That's hip-hop. And that's what's cool. I love rap genius for certain reasons of like given background on lyrics and interpretations of things is what it really meant. I think that is dope.

but I do love the beauty of musing in this regard too. Yeah. Because that's not what that hook meant, but does it matter? Right. Because anyone can interpret it how whatever's going on in their life. You can leave things open-ended. I think that's fire. Well, Eric from Chicago, if your baby mom listens to this, which I'm sure she doesn't.

No. Or am I out? Listen, don't make it hard. Eric could be a piece of shit. We don't know. He left a beautiful voicemail. But don't make it hard for a man to be in his child's life if you don't have to. Now, if he's a piece of shit and abusive and things like that, then yeah, he's a piece of shit, fuck him.

But Eric seems like he is a very loving, caring person. So whatever y'all are going through, don't let the child be, you know, a tool in the situation and keep her from having a relationship with her father. Like, let your kid have that relationship with their parent, with their father, with their mother, no matter what. as long as it's not a toxic, you know, abusive type of relationship. If it's a, we just, you know, he, Eric cheated and she hates his guts and doesn't want to. Yeah. It's not a reason to not. That's not a reason to not.

Yeah, like that's not a reason to not let. Don't be with him, but just. Yeah. Let him have. He sounds like he really loves his daughter and he wants that relationship. So, you know, y'all find a way to make that work. Maybe she just needs to stream the album. You think about it.

Yeah. Maybe in court. I see it. At the supervised visit. Yeah. That's sweet. That's why you got to. think beyond the music you got to go deep it into music i thought it'd be different by rory feral

streaming now on all your dsps yes rory ferald big facts he's definitely not under rory ferald we got another voice man yes yeah let's play another one this is uh this is over a month old i haven't heard this one in a while but i think this guy needs some advice we might not be the best people to him or that makes us the best shock i'm rory maul uh baby d julian big d edin your uh my name's daniel from denver I hope y'all make a show out here sometime to be dope. But I will ask for some advice, but really, I just wanted to say thank you. The past month I've been trying to go sober after a lot of alcohol abuse and trying to really go through the motions and try to become a better person. Y'all's podcast has helped me get distracted from that and really find some peace.

But really, I wanted to ask if y'all had any words of advice or wisdom in that because I'm still struggling. I have some rough days here and there still. and yeah anyway I want to say thank y'all I love Roy's album it's my album of the year what you all been doing and appreciate what you all doing keep doing it thank you Daniel

alcohol abuse is real and it sounds like you do you do want to get on listening to Julian he's an idiot and it sounds like you do want to stop drinking find something else that can kind of feel that void, like if you're about to go have a drink or drinking house, do something to kind of

take the place of that. Whether it's workout, you know, do something, I don't know, outdoors, whatever, just find something to fill that time that you would spend having a drink. And sometimes it doesn't even mean to be like spiritual in that regard. Just out of sight, out of mind. Yeah. Get all the alcohol out of your house. Don't go into environments that have alcohol until you feel comfortable enough to be able to be like, no, I'm cool on drinking today. that's what a lot of it is at the end of the day putting yourself in situations where you'll buckle and have a drink

so you know at least in the beginning get all that shit out the crib and just stay away from it it's the first step is the fact that you are trying to not dream you're not so that's that's a that's a hurdle that you've already you know gotten over

but now it's just all about putting yourself in the situation and environments that can help you deal with that easier so like all you know hanging out the bars, the clubs. Like, you're going to have to cut that out. And again, just find something else to keep you occupied, something more, you know, progressive and healthier than drinking.

Again, working out sports. Streaming the album. Streaming the album. You know, maybe you want to get into, like, painting that room in your house that you wouldn't want to do over, redecorate, shit like that. Like, just find something to keep your mind occupied and not thinking about. having a drink yeah but just one day at a time man don't don't put no uh

don't put no you know gold just every day just try to do more and it's probably easy if you just start with like you don't have to go cold turkey maybe just have a glass of wine that's my slowly starts to cut it slowly just have a glass of red wine a night give yourself that it's like a little treat it's glass of red wine a night is not the worst thing to do some doctors actually say it's healthy for you here's uh

to maul's point about like finding another activity or hobby there's nothing worse than trying to be a functional human being when you're hungover like me currently so do things like schedule shit in the morning where if you go out hard the night before and you're really drunk or hung over the next morning it'll fuck up that activity

you know what I mean so like I go to the gym at like 7.30 in the morning I would never do that hungover so you're like you don't want to drink you're like I can't do this because I have something to do the next morning and something that's far more important than just blacking out and that's spoken from man like cocaine avid, cold turkey.

No, the gym is the best. Or what I've done before, I've said, I'm going to go to the gym, I'm not going to drink. And then I drink, and I force myself to go to the gym hungover to show myself how much it fucking sucks to try to go to the gym hungover.

Like, not doing this again. Gotta punish yourself. But calling in us and acknowledging it with your friends and family, whoever, that's the, I think the most important stuff. I respect that. It's the beginning of the whole thing, man.

And don't lose that message throughout this process. like keep saying to yourself like that this is a thing don't say it once and then not acknowledge it again but good for you right did you walk like through a perfectly paved street why do you have such white sneakers with the perfect amount of black pavement what are you talking about black pavement it's a part of the shoe oh i thought i stepped in some fucking tar yeah thought you're trying to put like your footprint in a newly paved street yikes uh one more yeah let's do another one. Yeah.

I don't know. All these are just Rory, you know, it's a Rory day on Labor Day. I love it. I'm so happy for you, Rory.

We love you. All right, fine. I'll do this one. My name is Manny. I'm from Boston. I have a quick question. When is Rory and Maw going to drop

a verse against each other? Y'all were talking about it for a while. I need the verses. Come on, man. Like battle? Like, we had talked about a first year

the pod. We talked about doing a battle rap on Patreon, which I'm still with. I love the idea. Roy still has the bars. Roy got 16 for you. I never wrote anything, but I mean, tonight I can if you're down. We did, we promise the fans that. I have other shit to do with my life. Like, I'm not

bad at my schedule cleared up. I can do it tonight. Yo, he's free tonight? No. I'm not a fucking rapper. What do you talk about? Writing battle arms on labor days. Well, you have been ducking the smoke. You've been ducking the smoke since like episode like eight. Duck and smoke? Yeah. Yeah, ducking smoke. Yeah.

What I said. I duck smoke? Yeah. I'm ready to battle. I'm not a rapper. I mean, neither am I. That's why they want to see. I don't write for you, Maul.

No. Yo, that would be hilarious. There'll be a lot of Kanye references. A lot of Kanye schemes. Somebody with those glasses could never write anything for me. You've been dunking it for 190 episodes. That's crazy. You can count.

Yeah. That's crazy, too. I mean, maybe I could battle Demaris. She raps. That's not fun. Battle Julian. Why wouldn't it be fun? Because I would win?

Yeah, because you're a rapper. I would really dust all of y'all. That's why it's better for him to battle like, oh, well, then let's go. I don't want to dish you. Why not? You write my checks. I don't want to ditch you.

I would dust all of you. Technically, I don't think you would say anything that would make me actually feel upset. Nah, I'm getting it my Erica right back. Ooh. What is that? You're white cracker.

You got to come in with white cracker. Like, you got a, that's a, that's, got to be the first boss. Like you got to set the tone from the gate, let him know, yo, the rest of these bars, I'm right at you. I wouldn't call you a white cracker, but I'm sure DeMaris wouldn't have about me. You think that would start a good battle against me? There's so many other better angles than calling me a cracker.

Cake face. See, funny. Way funnier. Way funnier. I would not call Roy a crack. Carrot cake face. You got to be something like that. At least do like a saltine writs scheme.

Don't just come out and call me a cracker. Like name a bunch of crackers. Somebody putting saltine in their wraps, I might not ever listen to her. I flex on a saltine while I chill at the ritz. You feel me? See? I don't see it. While I chill at the ritz.

I don't see. Don't ask me if I see. I don't. I don't see anything. No, she could definitely come in with like, you make chicks pussy drier than saltine. Like, you know, saltines makes your mouth dry. Like, yeah, there's waves. Don't just go straight cracker.

Okay. Yeah. Shout out to Texas, man. They passed that law. Wait, what? Yeah, that was a great law that they passed. If you kill somebody in a drunk driving accident, you are then responsible to pay child support if they are a parent or a guardian. Yeah, that should be federal.

I love that. They should pass that in every state. Everywhere. Across the border. I think that is beautiful. Texas, look at Texas is trying to be progressive. Rarely do they pass laws that we agree with. Yeah, like that one, Texas, y'all got that one right.

I don't know who was responsible for putting that on table and getting that law passed. But that is a beautiful law. Drunk drivers will now have to pay child support. if they kill a parent or a guardian in the state of Texas. I love it. That is a beautiful, beautiful law to put into effect. And like where we said, that needs to be federal. That needs to be passed in every single state.

Yeah, I like it. Well, thank you guys for coming in on Labor Day. You know, God of hell. For the labor. Happy birthday to Edon. Happy birthday, Edding. Yes, this comes out on Edon's birthday. Today is Edd's birthday.

Today is Eddon's birthday. Today is Eddon's birthday. If you are blessed enough to be hearing this and still with us on planet Earth. Wish, which, Edna, a big happy birthday.

Delis, Cumpalian, yes. Edon, how old are you now? 29. 29. 21.

Damn, I remember my 29th birthday. What was that like 30 years ago? Hmm. Close. Do you have plans? What's the birthday plans?

Nothing. I don't really have anything planned out. Am I go good dinner? I don't know. You have plans. You just won't say one here. Just friends of mine.

Are you, are you like taking the weekend off? Like, what's your birthday week's swag? I'm not going to, I don't, want to throw a whole event, you know. We would have dingle in. No, I'll host. It's cool.

Yeah, I got you, bro. If you can afford him. Yeah. I'll bring the glasses. I noticed Ed and, he has a manicure now. You welcome. Nice. Did you do my manicure? Come on. You know, I do. Are you influenced the manicure a little bit? I'm not allowed. A little bit? Yeah, a little bit. Now, you finger in new bitches. That's why you. That's probably. I was going to go with that. Looks like someone came on your hand. Mall influence, I suppose. I hope so. Have you reflected yet? It's your last year. As a 20-year-old? Yeah. Not really. 29 is kind of a crazy, crazy birthday. last year in your 20s

last year to do some shit that you don't really have to take accountability for unless it's... Well, let me ask the elders. Is there anything I have to do before 30? Anything you have to do before 30? Yeah, ask the elders. It's fucking hilarious.

Try not to have no kids yet. Try to keep that streak alive. Yeah, that's better than your 30s. Yeah, that's it, man. Just no kids? Yeah. There's nothing that we should do before we hit 30 because me are both 29.

So there's nothing that we should do before we hit them. You're getting closer. Your clock's a little different. Yeah. Yeah. You probably should have kids before them. Yeah.

Yeah. You should Chrison rock this whole shit. Listening to Ed and stories like this guy, there's nothing. I can't tell him to, you know, go be a cuck or have some wild three. Like, that's his life. That's his bag, yeah. Maybe you should slow down for your last year of your 20s. That's my dad?

To ease into your 30s, yeah. What's something you want to do? Before I'm 30? Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. It's a hard question. Anal's crazy.

Yo. Did that already? Like bottom? You're yelling anal is just loud. You know how crazy? Yo, what's something you want to do before I get 30? My life goes being eight up before 30 is crazy. Close your eyes and make the wish.

Yeah. What do you wish about? Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. Don't worry about it. I'll make those out. I'll figure that out. Well, happy birthday.

I hope you have fun, man. Do something fun. Don't DJ. Don't work on your birthday. Yeah. Do something really fun. I don't know what fun. Would you like pop out of a cake for me?

Would I pop out of a cake for you? Yeah. No. That would not happen. I know your, it's a question. Your homo erotic fantasy. of me jumping out of a cake for you

there's something that will never happen. You should get adding those camel toe shoes. Fuck no. Nah, that didn't can't wear those. Yeah, my feet can't fit that. You got big pork feet, man. His feet look like that already. He don't need it.

I don't need it already. You don't got a hood on. Fuck you know. Big pork feet edin. I had a clacking down song. Yeah, that's just a nasty. Nasty looks. Anyways, well, this was fun.

What are you guys about to go do? Yeah, on Labor Day. Should we go out as a family? No. Fuck no. Lo is that Sahara? It's his birthday, too. Oh, yeah.

Yes, Low's birthday was yesterday. So I might stop by there before I have to go home. Oh, shout out. I'll go up there with you. Happy birthday, Lowe. He probably did the same shit he does every day. Yeah, no, we're going to Sarah. So how he used to.

Yeah. Well, he hosted dope barbecue over the weekend. I missed it because I'm... Hey, Julian hosted two this week. Yeah. We're the only ones not getting hosting bags. No walk-throughs. There was...

That's not... And that's bullshit because y'all get plenty of hosting offers, and y'all don't go, y'all don't want them. How do you have you got a host of them? No. What hosting offers me? Oh, I turn them down for y'all because I know y'all don't want them. Y'all won't go out.

Oh, sent it my way. I'm good for you, man. What? If you guys aren't good, why are you blocking my blessings? You're not us. They don't want you. They call me mall all the time. It's not true, which is sick.

We, every time we go. It happened one time. They call me mall. They call me mall. And guess what? You're still not mall. Oh, no, like, I don't want to me. I'm really.

I know you know. I'm just saying, but if they call me you. I know, but it's still. And then they look at my hips and, like, there's no way it's him. Good. That's crazy. I don't have a- for your sign-off, but go ahead.

Yeah, I don't have no plans for the holiday. Just, uh, I don't know, get something to eat and go on the house. Labor Day, man. Crazy. I really cares about Labor Day. If you're not traveling on vacation for Labor Day, it's just another day. That works. Or on the Parkway.

Shout out to everybody that went to the Parkway. Shout out to everybody that went to the Parkway. I didn't even, I didn't even realize that that was like the, the national end of summer thing for everybody. Of course, yeah. Like, that's like a real like, yeah, it's over. Even though it's supposed to be beautiful this week, having some of the most beautiful weather we've had all summer.

But that's usually how this is my birthday way. So have fun, be safe, be blessed. Hopefully your Labor Day was amazing. Summer's over. Every time I hear summer's over, I think about that party next door, track. You mean the division of Drake song? Drake?

No, summer's over? I think of the Drake one. Oh, the party record. You think of Drake. Oh, I know. He starts a song I was saying Summers. That's not the name of the song, though. There is Summers Over that's Division in Drake, no?

Yeah, no, I think they have a song called Summer's Over. But no, I'm thinking about the party record. But hopefully everybody has fun. Now it's time for fall, which means it's time for the holidays. Time to fall back from these bishops. Which means it's time to fuck you. You just say the sign off. We're ready to go.

I'm just trying to keep you out here longer since we were here anyway. No, no, no, no, no. We good. Thank you. That good? Sure, rap. Everything good? You got it?

No, I got it. It's good. Tor. Neworamall.com. Tickets available. And there are VIP's meeting greets. I think you just have to click like the dark blue ones

or something like that. I don't know. I looked at it last night when Benison did. I was like, okay, I get it. I see what's happening. Some people couldn't find the link for the meeting greets.

But they're there. Hopefully see y'all soon. Until then, be safe. Be blessed. Have an amazing, amazing week. Summer's over, but we're not. I'm that naked. He's just ginger. Peace. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human.