New Rory & MAL - Episode 201 | We Don’t Need The VMAs, Song Of The Summer, K-POP Hate

Episode Date: September 15, 2023

We open with choosing the song of the summer and Ice Spice’s Dunkin' Donuts collab. We stay on music and discuss the VMAs aka the Taylor Swift awards. Demaris has a problem with K-Pop. Meanwhile, Mal takes aim at Billy Murray. We react to Drake & SZA’s teaser and reminisce on the glory days of Nickelodeon shows. Then we take an interesting and self aware voicemail. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Tour Tickets: https://newrorynmal.com/Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Then y'all tried to tell me that Chris Brown needed a little baby to sell tickets to the show. I listened to Kanye Chris Brown waves yesterday. Chris Brown's verse on that song was like the first time I tasted ice cream. Like, it's one of the greatest verses.

Excuse me? Ew. What is A-O about that? Should we try them? This verse is really good. It's beautiful. Give me a favor. Wait, I'm starting the pauses now?

Yeah. Pause. Oh, my. No, warrior, my. That's just the way. Ways don't die. The Warriors are for the first time, they're a very long time, right? Mm-hmm.

You ate meat. Hey. Yo. That was. All right. All right. That was absolutely crazy. But, no, not that.

Fine. Summer has come and gone. I don't think we have a definitive. song of the summer this year for the first time and a long time last year it was a little more definitive this year though this summer I don't think that

we can definitively say this was the song of the summer really I don't think so I would say ski would probably be the song of the summer no but is that definitive I feel like it is I think it's definitive why because all the football players are like yelling it when they get a touchdown

they are not are they are they miced up yelling ski-e yeah yeah i mean i saw she was at the jets game yeah i mean they could use yeah they could use the press um yeah i think it's definitively ski e uh put it on the floor i thought it was pretty big i think it came and went really really yeah as much as much as it pains me to say this i think gunna might have song of the summer it pains you fuck you mean is the song of the summer you think fuck you mean was played out during the summer more than ski was they're closer than we think. Like statistically, yes, by a lot.

What statistic? I'm saying, he said, do you think it was played more? Yes, it was played more. I mean, of course, that can be proven. Song of the summer has to have some type of analytics. We're not splitting the listening sessions between inside listeners and outside listeners. Has been played more. Yes, it had.

I think with Song of the summer, you have to put in the factor that we can't really measure. Yes, there's analytics and streams on it. What stream better, you can make that argument? But what got a bigger reaction every time you went outside in the summer? to party. For an artist? That is a scale that is hard to debate, but it has to be in this combo. I think Skiy Ye got way bigger of a response.

I agree. Anytime I was out in the summer, then Fuck You Me Meade did. Yep. Fucky Me made streamed more. Well, Skie Yee, Skis is the national chickenhead call. Yeah, that's true. That is the call for, well, it was once the A. Not in a negative way.

That's just to call, like, girls, we can act like chicken heads right now. It's like the- Not saying A. Not saying A. You know what I mean? But that's just what it was. So girls are going to twerk. Love A.

They're out at brunch. They're going to step on the French toes and get on the table. Step on the French toes. Oh, yeah. You know the girls from Skiy. Come on, they got to step on some French toes. And any time men wanted to tell the truth, they played Fucky Meen.

Yeah, exactly. Yes, man. Or any time we were asked about who's this girl in your comments, we would say, fuck you mean. You know what you was talking about. So that's why that's the guys. That is a fact, a gang of girls. So that's what it is. Skiye is the woman's song of the summer.

And Fuck You Mean is the guy's song of the summer. I still feel like Skiy is the guy's song too. I don't even care. You see men yelling. ski. Absolutely. Mad dudes. Mad men. What parties y'all be? Crazy parties. We're adding DJ. They don't know. They don't add this. Like, it's

not a ski, but it's like... Yeah, I'm not doing that. What is that? That was the female ski. Okay. What does the guy? But the men definitely be like, if you see me and you trying to see what's up, yes, they do. If you, men say if you, if you see me and you trying to see what's up? Yes. You don't go to the nail salon mall

and, like, do that when they're... You got mall fucked up. You know what? Things have changed because I thought it was crazy when young M. May had song of the summer and men were saying, ooh, and then I got over myself and started saying it as well. But ski, I feel like I have to draw the line. I don't know if I can go out to the party. I have never. I have never yelled ski. Give us your best ski because you can't just say it.

What note is it at? Motion with it. DeMaris, do the- It comes from like your cross. ski. You got to hit that note. Not bad. Hit the octave. That was good, right?

One more. Ski. That was just uncomfortable. What? Your is a little... It's a little zesty? Yeah, I don't... There's no way that a man can say that and not...

Skee-e is like saying, your... Your shit is dry. No, it's not. And this is my problem. This is my problem with you knew, you... Grimlins that hatched. You 30? Wow.

You post your crack babies. The 20-0s that are like 29, they're about to hatch into their 30s. That's my problem with y'all. Their pharmacy, baby. Yeah, like, because y'all, that's not the same as your. But it's in the same tone. It's not in the same tone. It's always zesty.

I guaranteeing no man could yell Skiy at that octave and be like, oh, that's a thug right there. Be careful. Watch out for him. Like, if I see a whole bunch of dudes in front of a building yelling ski, I'm gonna feel totally safe walking in that lobby.

Are you? I'm like, oh, they're cool. You should have. That's your O-A showing. You should have. Ski-e? It is pretty, it's close to a certain blood call. So I might have to like.

It's not close to Sue. It's close. No, it's not. I may have to wait to see what they say again, make sure I didn't hear. Sue when I heard ski is just like that's kind of like you know can you give us your best ski no I cannot that's just for the that's for the that's for the girls ski I think it's for the it's for the girls ed and you do it's like the maiden call like girl like yo I think girls

yell ski when it's some niggas in the room with money and they know that they're that's actually not what it's about what is it about that's like their squalette it's literally like year it's like year who invented squal it is like you're in the yes yes but it doesn't when I hallo ski that me pull up see That's exactly what it means. See what you did? But if you're in yelling distance, haven't you already, like, pulled up? Yeah, like, we're in the same part.

You've pulled up. We on the phone. Okay. Also, Skiy started... I feel like it's quicker to say pull up. Country people started ski. I'm sure it has some racial comments. No, but it started in...

It's a stereotypical redneck exclamation. This is according to Urban Dictionary. It pretty much is there. It means hell yeah. Can you use it in the sentence? Can you please use in the sentence? And don't say dear. Say what they actually mean.

meant. Also say deer. I see what you're saying, right? Can you read the sentence? Yeah, I'll do the deer though. Yeah. I just called me the biggest deer y'all ever seen. Ski-e? Boy, kick her down one time. Ma'all, how about you give the real version? I just called me the biggest nigger y'all have ever seen. Ski-e!

Ski-e! That was a deer? That's what that means. That's exactly what that means. Started the auction? Yeah, like, I just called the biggest niggily y'all of ever seen. There's annotations. Skiy boy It's an inside job

For sure Well I think that I think we got it right with these two I think there's no way to go wrong with either Skiy or fuck you mean for Song of the Skiy I really do think Cee takes it between those two You don't want to throw Ice Spice in?

Would you think this is the first year that it's been like that Ice Spice and Deli? Maybe It was a big record I would give that a solid third But Delhi came out kind of sort of toward the Yeah And there's some I believe

It was pretty recent Mid to late for sure Yeah Or at least the visual did and it sounded exactly like the other came out a month ago. So I thought that same thing, right? That it sounded like every other track and yet people bopped the fuck

out of this song. Well it's Ice Spice. I mean it's a good recipe. I rocked it with the baby It dropped July 21st. They all sounded the same. Yeah, she's the female to baby. Yeah. Well, I wouldn't. I wouldn't. No, I mean, in the sense that like it's a new sound. Every record sounds the same. You're saying the same thing

which that'll run its course. It's great now because it's new. Shout out to the Bronx legend Ice Spice. And congrats on her amazing Dunkin' Donuts collab. That's, you know, anytime you have hip hop or rap or, you know, anything from the culture that we come from, be able to do a collab with a Dunkin' Donuts, a brand that is so, so not a part of our culture. Come on, Big Ben. Well, that was, you know.

I mean, out of Duncan and Starbucks, you don't think Duncan is more of our culture? Duncan for sure. Well, Duncan, out of those two, Duncan would be more. more of our culture because we probably have more Dunkins in our hoods than Starbucks. If you have a Starbucks in your hood, that means you got money. Yeah, that means you're on your way out of there, buddy. They're about to up your rent and you ain't going to be able to afford it. And I feel like Taylor already cornered the market with Starbucks.

Like, she sells vials there. So that's sick. It's, you know, I hope we can get an ice spice single. The ice spice vinyl? Yeah. At Duncan Duncan? Yeah. I want to get the deli vinyl there.

But look at how things have changed. not to say Drake and future make like all positive music, but going from wait for you last year a song in the summer to ski. Look at the range. Look at the culture. The culture is so many different variables of our culture. And again, not that Siza and Doja Cat always make the most positive music, but kiss me more the year before.

I mean, that's a fun record. It's just a lot of soul in the last two years of songs of the summer. But see, I'm fighting on Roy with the song of the summer because I think song of the summer last year was fuck mega free. I mean, I wasn't going to say it. I just went with wait for you because it was better for me to say. Oh, okay. That makes sense.

Yeah, he's more of his brand. Well, it's technically F&F. Yeah, exactly. You can say F&F. It is F and F enough, yeah. But what does the N stand for? No. No.

Oh, I didn't hear you. Sorry. We're far away from each other. It's tough to hear. Speaking of Dunkin' Donuts, that was aired for the first time during the VMAs, right? Yeah. Yeah.

What a rollout, Ice Vice got to sit next to Taylor Swift. Because the VMAs are awards plus Taylor Swift dancing. That's pretty much the entire time, right? It really is just a steady. It's one camera that just watches her dance. And they put Ice Spice next to her. Well, Taylor Swift is, you know, the VMAs have been on the longest.

I'm sorry, we apologize to her for Taylor Swift in history of any award show. I mean, I think that they're still clearly apologizing to her for what happened to her on stage with Kanye West years ago. She's a victim. I mean, are they? And I mean, I love Taylor Swift.

I'm a Taylor Swift fan. She's keeping the economy up. I feel like she kind of deserved most of those awards. No, no, I'm not saying she does. doesn't. But what she won? She won nine this year? Yeah. They only had nine awards them. Okay. I'm pretty sure she probably won at least five last year, even if she didn't put out of album, they gave an award. Just for back

out of luck? Yeah, that's Taylor Swift. I'm a Swifty. I get it on. She's a superstar. But the VMAs is always fun to see people like Taylor Swift loving songs from our culture. Like her, knowing every song to Little Wayne and her saying all red and bacher. I just feel like I think that's a t-shirt we didn't happen. I feel like they give her all the set list a month in advance so she can learn all the lyrics. Of course. They give her like a politician.

Yeah, I don't like, I don't like, she just knows. I think Taylor, I think you would be surprised at Taylor's like recent, recently played. Oh, so she knows all the lyrics to Run's House? Well, not Run's House. It's not that. But I'm saying Little Wayne. I feel like Little Wayne. You think Taylor was looking.

It's like a jungle sometimes. It makes me wonder why I keep from going under. I think Taylor Swift is just like you. I think all white people love Little Wayne. I don't know all the lyrics to Runs House. Do you know all of, you know most of Louis. White people love Wayne. Like y'all love Little Wayne.

To speak for all the whites, yes. We're fans of DeWain Carter. Yeah, so Taylor Swift falls right in that category. I mean, you kind of have to know a milly to some degree. You have to know the old Red and Bachin line. It was funny even looking at like white hip hop fans with Taylor Swift and Ice Spice. Like the duality of that was a perfect metaphor. Yeah.

Because of course the white nerd is going to know every single lyric while Ice Spice was like, This is cool. Yeah. But it was just funny because I've never seen a woman like slow dance to like a Millie. She was like a little wine. Like it was like a little like sexy seductive. Usually girls just twerk to like a Millie.

Taylor was off her ass. She was drunk as fuck. She found a new one. You got to be drunk at these award shows. These award shows are super long. And boring. You're sitting there for hours. Like you have to be drunk to sit there and enjoy that shit.

Doing that sober would be very difficult. But what is she like she's not even on the one in three. She's on three and a half. She's on a whole other pocket. She's on the tailor. That's what she's on. Vibe is a violent. She popped a bean.

She's on the fifth beat. That's definitely ecstasy vibes for sure. I like it. She'd be fun to party with. Yeah. I don't know if that's, that might be shrooms. I think when you,

I think when women like comb their hands through their head, that's shrooms. Nah. It's kind of like. It's ecstasy. I don't know. When I do shrooms, I like my beard a lot.

Yeah? Yeah. It feels kind of like a, you know, it's just kind of a soothing feeling. That move was sick. that's a version of twos. She likes the arms up.

She doesn't have much. But when she gets in this bag, you know it's a hitch. When white girls start playing with their hair while they're dancing, you might be able to take them home that night. I feel like in her A&R meetings, that's kind of how they judge. They don't do like a one through five scale. It's how high Taylor's arms end up going. Like anti-hero, they were like this.

They're up there. She won nine, which tied the record for most one in a single night. She has 23 total. Shout out to Taylor Swift. He's kicking eyes. Well, where do we begin with the VMAs outside of Taylor? Do we start with Nikki? Shout out to Nikki.

She hosted this year's awards. It was the third most viewed award show, well, the highest most viewed award show in the last three years. But the VMAs. Oh, I know the barbs turned on every TV in their house. Oh, you know that. A streaming television farm. Had to support Nikki. Shout out to Nikki.

She looked great. She gave us a new record. She performed one of her new records off of a pink, Friday, too, I believe. And then put it on DSPs, I believe, at midnight. Oh, why wouldn't you, after hosting a VMAs? You got to put something out.

Got to drop something. Be honest, Roy. Yeah, what do you want to say? Get that broomstick in your ass one more time. How you feeling about the bars? I loved Nikki's performance. What's the name of the single? I'm sorry?

The first one, last time that I saw you. Great song. Really, really like that record. I thought the performance is great. I thought taking the outfit off to then get into rap mode to give us the unreleased song. Brilliant move. She looked incredible.

I love that she brought back beef at award shows. That has been missing in hip hop, and I'm so happy she brought it back. But that verse just was not it. She had all the right intentions. I loved every move she made until she just repeated the same thing 10 times in a row. Oh, see, that's not fair.

Because a bunch of rappers do the same thing. I agree. But I put Nikki at a higher level. And I think Nikki's better than this verse. And I think she could disc Cardi, Lotto, Meg, all the girls, way better than she did in this verse. The way she set this up was fucking perfect. I was so excited. This is what hip-hop has been missing.

It's just the verse didn't hit for me. There was something about all live performances for me at the VMAs this year. I don't know if it was everybody sounded kind of off. even like puffing his performance sounded off Dojan, her performance sounds. I don't know what it was with the sound. But Nikki specifically, in watching this performance for me, I understand anything Nikki says where it's they want to be me or, you know, they're not better than me, which is I think what hip hop is you're supposed to say you're the best.

And she's correct in saying that these girls are carbon coffees to some degree of her. Oh, no, I mean, I don't even think we need to discuss it anymore. Nikki is the she's the mold that most female rappers will follow now, whether they admit it or not. I just don't know if it's fair to say

every time Nikki rhymes like that or says something like that, she's dissing somebody. Because what if she's past all of that shit? Let's just say in the world she's like, I'm off that. You think Nikki Minaj is off dissing Cardi B? I think, I'm just saying anybody. Anybody. Let's say 10 years from now

if she says the same exact bars, people are going to say, or she's still dissing this person? No, but that would be 10 years from now. How long has it been? And red ruby the sleeve, she just diss Meg. So I don't think Nikki is over it. I don't think she'll be over it for quite some time. And I'm not saying it's a one-way street.

I don't think Cardi's going to be over it for quite some time. I think Meg kind of stays out of the way. I don't think Lotto is going to be over it for a while. So, yeah, I think this is going to continue. Well, I mean, as long as we get good music out of it, I don't care. I'm always for good rap beef As long as it produces Great music, great moments

And it just stays music I'm all for it I mean I think it needs to go back To direct And I think Nikki Set it up that way Which I applaud her for When you do something like that

At the VMAs She assumed they were there Of course there was the whole semantics On Twitter that They weren't there They left They went to a party and whatever I still love the intent

of what Nikki was doing because now you can't do the subs anymore, I feel like. It's somewhat direct. It has to go back to Nikki and Remy. Cardi and Nikki have not done the Nikki and Remy thing yet. And that has to happen. I think we've gotten great music from both sides with the subs. I've liked them, but it's gotten to the point now that there needs to be direct shots.

And we don't have to harp on the Cardi thing, but it was a huge part of the VMAs. Even Nikki walking out, the first thing she said was MTV was. really worried that I was going to flip out. And we know that was based off everyone's saying Cardi B's going to be there. She's performing. Nikki's hosting and performing. Last time they were together, someone left with a fucking baseball knot on their head.

A baseball night. Well, either way, Pink Friday, too, is heavily anticipated. Nikki did a great job of hosting. She looked great. What was that with sweetie reading the teleprompter? The teleprompter was kicking sweetie's ass. Sweetie and Mary J. Blas.

She was probably microdosing on some shroom. I liked how Sweetie cleaned that up. She read all the comments and said, I see y'all trying to fucking kill me on the internet. Watch me read this one, bitch, and they smoked it. Yeah, but I mean, because I think they said Sweeties is a communications. Like, she has a degree of communications.

Oh, no. As someone that was a communications. That doesn't mean anything. Major in college. They don't teach you that. I mean, you should be able to read out loud. In his speed. In front of a camera.

It's not about reading out loud. It depends on how fast the teleprompter is going. Like sometimes people will be in there fucking the teleprompter up. Like it's... Yeah, but it moves at the rate that you're speaking. Yeah, that's how it's supposed to. Now, does shit fuck up and they start scrolling faster than... Yeah, but they usually, you know, scroll it at the speed that you're reading.

That's a crazy fit, by the way. I think it's time to give Shad Moss's flowers. That's all I'm saying. What was up with that turkey leg hut? Yeah, like, turkey bones you had. I was going to go Flintstones, but... You're very Flintstones. Definitely yabadaboo for sure.

Yeah. Like, is this passion, though? Am I wrong? I guess? Why does she dress like a Flintstone gummy? It's definitely, I mean, it's fashion. She looked prehistoric. I'm still chewing Flintin.

She looks like a Tomahawk. I feel like the stylist went on strike with the actors. That's crazy. That is sick. You're right? That wasn't a diss? What you mean? Good?

The stylist went on strike with the writers? Actors. Everybody looked shitty at the awards. No, I mean, it was interesting point. They had done it dressed like a mother of a church. White the lap. Never heard you. I was like, trying to fuck.

or something? Like, I've never heard someone laugh at a woman's joke that loud if they didn't want to fuck them. You're so funny. Let me be... I'll be... I'll never give you credit again. I'm sorry. No, I appreciate credit. He just said women aren't funny.

That laugh was like... Did you guys see the Bongo's performance? Yeah, it was good. I mean, I watched it for sure. Yeah, WAP was better. It was cool. All the performance were just kind of cool to me. Like, Puff, I enjoy because it was Puff. I support. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I, I didn't, I, I didn't, I, I didn't, I, I didn't, I don't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, um, Kisha Kohl was fucking great. So, it's so happy they did that record. But it was, it was, it was just a, it was cool. Yeah, I wasn't blown away. Yeah, I was, I was, I was on, I kind of upset that Mace wasn't there. Um, I'm gonna give the VMA's some slack on their hip hop 50 tribute.

only because there's been so many, they got the tail end. Grammy smoked it in January, BT did well, everyone's been doing well. They didn't have much left. Yankee Stadium happened. I just thought it was odd. Not that I'm complaining that Nikki and Wayne performed,

I just thought it was kind of pointless. You should have just done the old head thing all the way through. Them coming in in the middle was super random. Or put them at the end. Don't just go then back to L.O. Cool, Jay, I'm bad. and then get DMC. It was very fucking confusing.

It was lazy. It felt lazy on the VMA's part. And that, you know, it's a lot of things. A lot of people probably weren't available to agree to do it. People probably backed out. I mean, it was on a Tuesday. You just like, picking the two people that already performed, to Moll's point, is lazy. Like, Wayne opened, smoked it.

It just felt like who was in the bill. Nikki smoked it. Who's here that we can get to agree to do this? I appreciate Nikki. doing the itty-bitty piggy freestyle. That was cool. Like, she at least tried to add something to it. Yeah.

That was different. Can never go wrong with the Millie. It just felt so weird after, like, how they set it up. Like, you're going 80s, then jumping into 2010s, and then back to the 80s. The way the Grammys did it was beautiful. Like that... Well, Questlove went fucking crazy. Exactly.

I think MTV was probably like, well, How do we follow that? Yeah. No, I feel them. That's tough. But that's why I thought L.L. Cool J was great. Like, kind of having LL just do everything, I think, would have been the smarter move. Mm-hmm.

And just, ending it with, I don't know. It was just, it was weird. It was lazy. I was confused. It felt a little lazy. You didn't feel like you were honored as him. You are hip-hop. I feel like my culture.

I feel like your brother wasn't hip-hop. I feel like my culture was overlooked. I'm going to be honest. I felt like it was kind of like, oh, it's that 50 years of that thing again. Yeah. So let's just give our little rendition of paying homage to it and have Nikki come out and do a freestyle. I thought they were going to throw the K-pop kids back in in the middle of it. Oh.

Once Nikki and Wayne came out, I was like, oh, it's just everyone that performed. Let's go. Let's bring those Korean kids back in. K-pop is the, like, that was my confirmation that kids will stand whatever you force upon them. Because there's no way that American kids are really enjoying that shit when they don't even understand what the fuck these people are saying. You are lost. But that's weird to say because you are lost. lot of them are.

One of the two songs they performed were in dead Korean. We have a big American music. The world listens to when they don't speak English. No, no, no, no, that's not what I'm talking about. What I'm saying is, little children that, like, I know, like, from, like, my neighborhood who don't know a lick of Korean, stand K-pop artists. They don't understand a word these people are saying. So what?

So. They like it. Okay, but how did they? I don't speak Spanish. Bad Bonnie's hard. There's a bunch of twist of albums I love, and I caught, like, fucking. Yeah. Young thug for three years.

I was like, No, those were the lyrics. Fucking hard. I don't know what any of these drill rappers are saying, but I turned that shit up every time. They just had a triple murder and they filmed it. Oh, okay. You think K-pop is being forced on kids right now?

I'm with you that it's programmed, but I don't think it's with all music is programs. But even English songs are programmed. It's not like K-pop is something new. They're imitating in sync in them. Boy bands. Mixed with Michael Jackson mixed with like. It's the sample heavy shit too.

Yeah. I've heard a lot of K-pop shit is just... So is American music. Yeah. The programming gimmick, I feel like is weird. I'm talking about the fact that it's like... But you're surprised that there's a whole community here? It's like people going up to Kim Kardashian and be like,

oh my God, you have like the fattest ass I've never seen. I've never seen a fat ass before. Like, I'm in love with you. You're so different and you're so perfect. When it's mad fat asses all around you. So when he did that, Michael's been, felt all the youth were like, K-pop, moonwalk, you guys.

I never looked at Kim Kardashian. Wait, sorry. How does Kim's asshole? Yeah, I don't know about the anthology. a bunch of Korean singers. What I'm saying is, is that, like, y'all have this at home.

Why are y'all going to, like, these people are imitating your culture. Are you seeing what I'm saying? Oh, she's mad because they're popping here. No, I'm not, K-pop imitates hip-hop culture, American culture. They're imitating it,

but doing it in another language. What I'm saying is why are American kids obsessed with someone copying their own culture? It's like the kids that go and watch Ryan play with the toys that they have at home. There's also a unique sound to K-pop even just... What is the unique sound outside of the Korean dialogue?

What K-pop you listen to? Hey-pop or most K-pop you listen to. You listen to K-pop? Yeah, Black famous... Black famous K-pop. K-pop? What was the... BTS is K-pop?

I like BTS. They like emotional oranges. I love them. Oh, there you go, yes. They're my favorite band. They're like fire right there. They got a VMA, right? All right, this may be a little racist,

but bear with me because of white. I love a little racist. Oh, boy. Did it blow anyone's mind when that K-pop band won the award went on stage? opened their mouths and sounded like crocodile Dundee. It blew my mind when they opened their mouths and we're Australian.

But you know like... I'm sorry, I have white eyes. It's tough. No, no. I feel like when people are learning language, they often imitate the programming that they get exposed to. So I don't... Australian television, whatever the case may be. But like that's, you develop your accent based off... That was full-blown... Well, that's a thing.

It's very common. I figured they were from Australia. Korea, Australia, really close. Closer than here. I'm sure there's Koreans in Australia that could make a song. I'm sure there's Koreans in Australia. I mean, what? Now, look, I'll help you get out that hole.

Don't worry about it. Yeah, what are you going to say? Because he's in a crazy racist. No, he's not. I'm sure there are Koreans in Australia. There are Koreans. Everywhere. Exactly.

So he doesn't have to say it. That's just like. I was saying, no, they're the racist. I was saying. They don't think there's Korean Demaris compared K-pop to Why to Kim Kardashian's ass? That's not what I said

What are you trying to say? What are you trying to say? You basically said close the borders. I have a reputation of crazy. You said K-pop is rapists. That's basically what you said. Wait, what? They're looting.

They're coming in here and raping our women. That's exactly what you just said by saying K-pop is like being programmed to force on. What you're saying is like, why the fuck y'all listen to K-pop? What you got real pop here. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is it's, it's, it's taking over.

Like, K-pop is huge now. It's wrong with K-pop taking over. It is already taken over, if anything. And there's only, like, two of them really pop in. Yeah, that's true. There was two different bands there. I'm saying, BTS and Black Pink, if you're like not... One of those was BTS.

That's, like, the two namesake artists, the groups that everyone knows. You know why it's funny when people... When, like, DeMara says something like, it's taken over? Because that shit literally does not exist, like, anywhere did I go. That's like when people say drag show, drag queens are reading the kids in school. It's like, that happened maybe once.

It's not like a thing. But no, statistically, K-pop is, you're the analytics guy. Yeah, he's, hip-pop is taking a big game. Because it's a global sound. They've had more number one about the fucking Afro beats and K-pop and then hip-hop's over here. Because they have a global sound. From Australia to Korea. Yeah, from, yeah.

Starting in our shit's popular. It's more globally appealing than the fucking, to Moll's point, the mumble rapper. Who the fucking relate to that shit? Are you guys more into like the New Zealand K-pop or like, wait, wait, the ones with the koalas. I'm trying to figure out why Julian has all white on. I told, I said that. He looked like he's going to the baptism. Like, yo, why do you have?

He has way to Michael Rubens. No, seriously, why do you have all white on? This outfit's hard. He's a boring on. Isn't it? Yo, you have on white linen pants. You know what was on. White sneakers.

You look like going to DR. It's after Labor Day, too. Well, last time I, last time we recorded, I came from court. So I wanted to, like, get back into my. So are you going to. This is your swag bag bag? This is your swag bag? This is.

Go to a razzoo. I need a razz. You're going to a class. going to a clan rally after this? This is what he wears for sentencing. Did you lose the case? This is like jailware you got on. Nah, I feel great.

When you're going for sentencing and know you're going to jail, you have to wear good socks. Yeah, you do. You never know when you're going to be able to change it. Well, this VMA is like, it was a little lackluster for me. I didn't really care for it too much. I made it almost all the way through. Was this the first year?

It was on a Tuesday? I think so. Yeah, it's just on a Sunday. Yeah. Which, I mean, ratings have sucked like everything on TV. So it's not just amazing. It was also Fashion Week in New York. And it was also like football, like the first Sunday.

I mean, but it's always been on Sunday. I know, but. That just was kind of weird. I get ratings. Yeah. People are watching a Tuesday. It's time for a new award show. I feel like we create one.

Yeah. We need like a new award show. Like we just need a new something new. What would you want to award people for doing? I mean, still award people for putting out great art, great music and things like that. But it just, needs to be, it needs to be a different. I mean, we've had the VMAs, the Grammys

since I was a kid. You know what I mean? It's like, when do we get like a new award show? A new platform. The streamies. Streamies is a new. It's like, yeah, but the streamies is also fake because streams are fake. But I mean, then what the fuck are?

Your uncle just said men like women like, numbers don't. Now the numbers is lying. Numbers been lying. Even when Jay said, yeah, who's his uncle? That's my uncle? That's crazy. I'm saying Jay-C is my uncle is wild. That's wild as fuck.

But yeah, it needs to be a new award show. What you mean? The I-Hard Awards are completely unbiased. Yeah, everything's a podcast now. It's just... The I-Hard Awards, man. Come on. Yeah, we need something different.

It's just time. It's just time to establish a new show that has the same amount of, like, you know, just finger on the pulse of the culture. I need something that is like, okay, the people that are behind this are really actively, like, a part of the culture, a part of music, a part of like fashion, things like that. I really feel, you're joking, but I feel like the last few years

between the BT Awards and BT Hip Hop Awards, they've done a pretty good fucking job. The BT Awards definitely. The BET does well. I know it's fun to clown that, but they have been very much in touch for the past few years with awards shows, I feel like. But I don't even...

But do the BT Awards focus on as many different categories in music? No, but they do different ones, which I think is needed. Like, as corny as it sound, hustler of the year, I like that they're trying to do different categories and shit. They're the same old shit where you get Taylor Swift anti-hero winning every fucking category.

Like, you can't really honor everyone to the best degree when there's just the clear winner every year. Yeah. It's trash. So I don't really understand why people clown the BT Awards and BT Hip-Hip Awards. I think they do a great job. And I think if people didn't clown them,

they would be even better. What was Suki doing on the red carpet? Embarrassing herself. Yeah. Like, we've had, raunchy, you know, sexual artist before Suki. Little Kim wore a pasty with her boob out. That was like the biggest thing for years at the VMAs.

I think she did that, right? That's like dress code now. Yeah, like at the VMA. Remember when, that was VMAs, right? Purple wig. The boob out with the pasty. One of the biggest. Remember J-Lo with that, was that slit dress?

I forgot. Yeah, that was at the, horny. Was that the VMAs as well? Might have been Grammys. It was one of those. I think it was the Grammys. I even think Lil' Kim might have been the Grammys. I just think

You're not jocke in this? I understand that this is a part of who Suki is. This is a brand to be ratchet, to be vulgar. But I do think there's a way to do it in not such a low class type of way. Not in a stop-dropping roll?

It doesn't have to be on the carpet arched back. ass up. Like, it doesn't it doesn't have to be that, is what I'm saying. What a dedicated stylist, too, to pick the dress up so you can see the heels. Yeah, it's just She's doing it right. I just don't know the embarrassment,

there's monetary value and embarrassing yourself, I guess. You go viral. You go viral. Why do you think that she's embarrassed? I didn't I'm not saying she's embarrassed. It's embarrassing yourself. But somebody has to be, who's embarrassed? I am. Why are you embarrassed? You're getting secondhand?

see a black woman on MTV carpet doing this? Like, I mean, you can still be raunchy-suki. I'm not telling her to not be the raunchy girl that she is. I tapped out with the Koreans. But this is, this right here is a bit, this is a, this is like, I. So, I so. Like, come on, man. No, take the other side to Merritt.

I'm not thinking there's no others. There's no other side. It's no. There's no other side. I'm just of the belief that when I see, just because she's a black woman, when I see black women doing embarrassing things, I don't think that she's supposed to represent all black women. If she wants to do that, then she does. Let's be clear, she definitely does not represent. No, she doesn't. So that's why I said what? Why are you in, like, I can understand the secondhand embarrassment, uh, uh, get up, but that has nothing to do with her being a black

woman. Even if she was a white woman. I was still for that secondhand embarrassment. Uh, uh, get your ass up. But I care more because she is a black. Yeah, no, for sure. But I, I, me personally, I care more because she is a black woman. And I'm just like, I mean, I get it. Like I said, I'm not mad at being the raunchy girl, you know, cool, be that. But I just think that, time, place, and just knowing when to turn it on and off is important. For sure. But we know. I mean, that's her brand.

Her brand is now that she does not know how to do that. She doesn't know how to do that. But also, I mean... Because what's the end? Like, what's the, you know what I mean? Like, where is it in? She licks the carpet. Well, that's what someone commented there.

Like, we've seen your back shots and you ain't, you haven't given it up like that or something like that. I feel like... Damn. Yeah. She could have had an off night. Yeah. You know who makes me feel the way that y'all think Suki should make me feel Tiffany Haddish.

That's who makes me. I'm not going to lie, yeah. I was getting that while I was watching it. That's who gives me that. She's the back. She's the back. She's the back. But why does Tiffany Hadish give you that?

Because why the fuck? Because this is the thing. Suki be in the corner minding her own business, having fun with her friends. You want to be super, super ratcha at the wrong time. That's on you. In the corner. She's on the carpet. Okay.

But that wasn't the regular carpet that people walk down. That was a little thing you go and pose in front of inside the building. She wasn't in anybody's way She was doing her thing Taking her photos Tiffany Haddish She was chasing Shakita around Literally chasing Shakira around

Hoping to everybody's thing During somebody's speech She was like all in the camera Like oh during when Glorilla was reading her Teleprompter she noticed the cameras on her She's all in the camera making She's just like an attention grabbing It's disgusting

She's probably really drunk No bro It's like it's really really really, really, really bad. Like, it's, and it's constant. Like, all the entire award show, it was constant. She's like the drunk auntie that comes to graduation. She's like, no, worse than that.

It's like a caricature of a drunk auntie. It's really bad. You know, you've heard. You smoke caricature. I have you heard now the way I think Reddit views me. Like, you don't have to make a joke here. Like, you can really calm down. That's what people think of you?

Yes. Like, everything doesn't need a joke, which I feel Reddit on that. But hey, I'm a volume shooter. What are you more from me? But Tiffany, like, you can relax sometimes. You don't need to make a funny face behind every teller problem. Just sit down for a second. She was very drunk.

Lower your blood pressure. She acts like that at every event all the time. She was drunk. You had a swadging? I mean, come on. Just rough breakup with common. That's a crazy allegations. That's a sick, man.

Yo, it's just amazing how some people just catch it straight. Like, how common is. Common chilling. He wasn't even at the awards. He ain't tweet nothing in money. He posts on Instagram and here he'd go getting thundered. I mean, everyone grieves differently in relationships. That's a fact.

But yeah, that's all, man. The VMAs, to me, I don't know if I really care about the VMAs. You're not catching them next to you? What do you think that common in Tiffany, not that it's our business? What do you think that day-to-day relationship was like? Hell. Like, for who? Knowing what we don't know common, but we know how common's demeanor is.

Listen, fuck that, fuck that relationship. We don't, why do, why have we never spoken about? Bill Murray and Calice. Like y'all don't think that was like the most random, craziest fucking... Nah, Bill Murray, yeah. I actually think that in real life. Bill Murray gets him. Have you seen Bill Murray?

I know. Okay. Legend. Legends pull. Robert De Niro just had a child. Bad bids just love funny, dude. Yeah, but Calice? Bill Murray's funny as far. Who would ever put Bill Murray and Calice together? I think you don't think Bill Murray and Nas have been Eskimo brothers and other walks of life?

No. Absolutely. Y'all think it's, like, when y'all look at real life relationships, y'all think it's weird that the like, a farm girl, like eclectic black girl likes like the cool white guy. You think that's a weird combination. We see that combination every day. See, don't do that. Don't do the cool

white guy. Bill Murray is a cool white. But Bill Murray, come on. What? Just because you don't find him attractive doesn't mean that she doesn't. You don't find Bill Murray attracted to him? Does she find Joe Biden attractive? Nause? Don't do not to Bill. And Bill Murray. You got exes that look at completely different?

Who? Yeah, I do. But not, it ain't Nause and Bill. It ain't that. It's not that different. Which one do you like more? What do you mean? Which one do I like? Bill or not? He's charming. Charming.

And you don't think like when Kalisha Farrell were cooking up, they had stripes playing in the studio? Like, she maybe could be a long time. Classic movie. Love stripes. One of my favorites. But come on, Khalil. He's a legend. Like outside.

Like, you know. How many times are you going? I can keep going. He's a ghostbuster. You keep trying to throw legends at ghost. Great. Love it. He beat the monsters.

He did beat the monsters. Yeah. You didn't even think about that. I think you'd even think about that. I thought Michael was nice. I'm a Bill Murray fan, bro. I'm from Clearly not.

He golfs with the Dalli Lama. Calice? Calice. So, oh, so. You keep saying, you think he should have done better. You're saying, yeah. I'm just saying, this is the most, this is the most odd couple I think we've ever seen. Well, you don't know them in real life, so you don't know if it's really odd or not.

All you're going off is, is their look. Their pillow talk probably crazy. Wait, you guys actually believe this, though? What? That this was real? Oh, I thought it was. No, they were. I for sure it was real.

It definitely wasn't real. This was fake. They were doing. They took a picture, and I'm sure Bill Murr. It definitely wasn't real. It definitely wasn't real. They broke up this year. After a whirlwind romance.

Damn, 72 and 44. Page 6 said it, so my path. Yeah, six. Exactly, 72 and 44. Okay, the age is different. It's crazy. I didn't really think about that much. I mean, once you pass 40,

the independent, Hello Magazine? It doesn't matter? Yes. It absolutely matters. Once you're 40, you're the same age as a 90 year. Look, guys, they were very fond of each other, but things ran its course. They both had busy schedules.

Things ran its course. And after a whirlwind romance, they decided to go their separate ways. They hope to remain friends. See? I think you're hate. That's like you and all your women. You think Bill Murray is a busy schedule? Yes.

What are you guys? Bill Murray. Yeah, he's relaxing. He has a busy schedule. He's playing golf. That's the extent of his day. I play golf. Bill is not, he doesn't have any movies out.

Like, out. What movie is Bill Murray in right now? I'm not giving Bill Murray enough. No, but honestly, all jokes aside, they weren't. they weren't really dating. How do you know that? I think y'all got Bill twisted. Y'all don't think Bill hit it?

Yes, he did. No, I don't think. Bro, it's literally. You don't think Bill Murray hit it? It's not my business, but since we'll make it my business, absolutely fucking not. I do not think Bill Murray fucked Calais. DeMaris, you think Bill Murray hit it?

No, I do not. They already commented on the rumors. They're not, they weren't dating. Who's they? They just took a picture of Calise. Page six. I think Bill Murray hit. They just broke up.

I think he hit. He probably took. three or four choose. Yeah, yeah, I think he'll knock it down. I'm not going to lie. I think Calice made him one of them good, organic juices she'd be making. Is this like your dream or something? Like, my dream? Yeah.

To drink a juice? Yeah, it's a fuck Nazbe mom. No, that's not. Her name's Calise. Yeah, that's why. The milkshake singer is how page six referred to her eyes. I just thought that that was one of the craziest things they tried to push on us this year. I mean, you say that, but when you're 70, you're definitely

going to be dating a 40-year-old. Yeah. Me? Yes, you. No, I'm not. Don't say me that me. Yes, you. At 70?

You'll be dating a 40-old. I also don't think that's weird. No chance you're touching a 50-year-old woman. Ever. I've seen some bad 50-year-old. I'm not dating the 40-year-old in my 70s. I'm not doing it. Come on.

That's like prototypical nasty old man shit. No, after 40, everything's fair game. No, it's not. A 90-year-old could date a 40-year-old. It's anything before 40, you're a creep. 40 is the cutoff. Once you're 40, you can. can date anyone older than you. When Anna Nicole married, the older dude she married,

that was for love. The entire country wasn't laughing at her? That's, I mean, no. We were impressed with her play. Was she 40? No. She was a lot younger than that. Yeah, I'm saying she was younger. She wasn't 40 yet. Even worse. 40 is when, oh, so if she was 40, it would be like, oh, no, that's good. That's love. Kind of, yeah. I mean. No, they wouldn't have said it was love. They would still say she was. She was 26. He was 89. That's wild. So, she was 26. He was a billionaire. No need to put his age. He was a boy.

Fuck how old he was. Dead fuck. No. Definitely. A billionaire. So money makes it okay. Fam, look at this photo. I mean.

Love. It looks like she's visiting her grandfather on like his final day. She's like the night nurse. Damn, he was old. Pull the plug. Stop. But also if he has no family. He has family.

What are you talking about? He has a son that was running his entire fucking operation. But if I'm 90 and about to die, Yeah. Yeah. I'll take a 26 year old to blow me into my grave. Like, cool. For real.

Take the bread. That's disgusting. He had Anna Nicole pulling up in hospice. Yeah. That's hard. That's like make a wish. Well, it kind of was. He made a wish every day.

It's a billion dollars to do for you. It's where shit going on. But anyway. Let's mark this in your 40s now. In 30 years, we'll come back to this and see what mall's dating. It won't be a 40-0. No. We know that.

Yeah, she'll be 30. She'll definitely be like 35-something. 26. No way. She hasn't been born yet. Wow. She hasn't been born yet. That's crazy.

That's what you put me in? I'm getting a 30-0. That's sick. He hates Koreans, so. Well, yeah. Two things. I just prefer Australians. It's a preference.

We can't preference. Scorpio season coming up. Yeah, that's my shit. Scorpio season coming. Who knows that off the top of the time? Yeah. That was a wild transition. Yeah.

No, she smoked that. Damaris. I actually did. Y'all are just a long. I will continue. Land. Scorpio season is coming up because Siza and Drake are releasing a song. Are they two scorpions?

Yes. Okay. Happy birthday. I am too. Happy birthday to just Drake and Szil? You're supposed to know, but I was, I forgot to accept the collab post from Drake. Okay. Oh, this.

Do you feel like you are October's very own? I was born in November, so I'm a, I'm a true Scorpio. The early ones don't count. A true Scorpio. Look, Drake's tried 15. You know, Julian probably resents his parents. Right, November. You could hold it home.

Two more weeks. Let it go. I was born on a Friday. 13th in the hardest score. That's hard. Of course you were. That's dope. I guess.

You've been a menacing evil to all of us since. Damn. So yeah, Drake and Siza are putting out a single tonight. Yeah, if you're hearing this, it's out already. Yep. We haven't heard it. Because Balls didn't get it. What's not to be excited about?

Do we know what the inspiration behind the cover art is? Holly Berry. It's Hallie Berry. It's like Nickelodeon slime, right? Yeah, Hallie Berry getting slimed at them. But why is it Hallie Berrigan slime? Combination. You about to find out when that song drops.

Okay. you know. I hope she's in the video. That's my prediction. Yeah. Do you think there's already a visual? I would hope. I hope so.

He's on tour. Well, no, he was shooting a video with Yadi. Yeah, there's probably a visual. Well, I'm excited. Ciz or Drake? I don't have much until I hear it, but I'm two artists that we trust. This is a really good music Friday. Teddy Swim's album is coming out tomorrow.

We get Diddy's album tomorrow. We get a Doja record. I feel like there's more. There's a lot of shit coming out at midnight. I love it. I mean, off of that album, what do you guys think is going to be like? that track. I'm kind of...

Also, Sizzah is gonna be rapping. Clim shit. I wanted this to be like a real rap album and it's already leaning towards not being a real rap. You guys don't think like Thugger would be on this? No. No, I probably would have posted it.

Thugger on this song. Would Noree be on it? I think he... Even if he's not on the collab. Would Noree be on it? I think he would... I think if Young Tho was on this project, on this album, we would know.

But not this album, this song. I really think Sizz is gonna be rapping on this. And I think it's gonna be a rap record. I'll be lit. Paint the Town Red wasn't song in the summer? You're going back to that? It's off the head. Sorry, all goes back to Doja.

That wasn't it? I wanted to get slimed so bad. Hey, yo. Oh, don't act too cool. Like, you can watch Nickelodeon as a kid. No, in the context, yes. Yeah. That is one of the cooler things to.

What a weird concept, though. Getting slimmed? Yeah. It's a little sexual. That must have a weird. Very sexual. Yeah. Like,

we're just going to cover children and sticky stuff, but it'll be green. It'll be green this time. Y'all are sick. Damn. We didn't come up with this. The executive is at fucking Nickelodeon.

A bunch of old white men. We're like, yeah, we'll cover them in goo. Yeah. Just painted green. Green. I'm still mad. I never went on Double Dare.

You had an opportunity? You had an opportunity? You had an opportunity for that? No. Oh, mad. Is there like a adult double there? Like, can we go on there now? We can make one.

With all the reboots of everything, I still don't understand why they're not bringing back more Nickelodeon. Double Dairs 2,000 shows. Because these kids don't play, Rory. They do. No, for us.

Play online. Do it all adults. Like, what was the obstacle course thing? Legends of a head to? Oh, my God. The teams. I would do that now. What was it going?

I would pay money. Legends of the Hibon. Purple parrots. Yeah, that show was lit. That's, ooh. And what was the one you had to climb the thing and they put slime on it. And you had to get the ticket or the ribbon. I don't even know.

Oh, the wall. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It was like a, yeah.

Climb the slum. It's kind of like American Ninja Warrior but for kids. Yeah, basically. Yeah. I'm glad in the era that I was a child. Yeah, same.

We had a pretty cool childhood for the stuff that was going on. You didn't watch Nickelodeon, Demarius? Yeah, of course I watched Nickelodeon, but am I the only one that, like, watches American Ninja Warrior and feel like I could do that shit? Yeah.

Camarish, you will blow your Achilles. Full Aaron Rogers out there. As soon as you try to jump on the little side-to-side shit, fucking Achilles gone. Brilliant idea. Here you go. K-pop bands. Yeah.

What's the Asian one? where they do the obstacle cord. They're all Asian. You know the word. American Ninja. Oh, yeah. K-pop, this is how we settle the beef between the two BTS and the other ones.

American Ninja Warrior and just Ninja Warrior? BTS versus the other... Black Pink. Well, I was like, who's the equivalent? What's a new... There's no contemporary American pop group. Yeah, there is no pop. Is there a...

No, it's Battle of the K-Pops. Oh, you're saying... Oh, that shows all Asians. I've never seen anyone else. You've never seen... There's a whole Asian genre of that. Oh, yeah, yeah. Don't make me out to be this.

I'm telling the truth right. He's right. He's right. He's not being racist. It's just Asian families. I feel like that show only plays in like hospital rooms. Mine was a diabetic. There you go.

Always forgot to take her insulin. No, yeah. I mean, I think we could make that. Wait, hold on. There's no, there's no modern pop group right now? For like American. One direction was like the last boy band. Yeah.

Yeah. Insync is coming back. Yeah, Insync is coming back. Oh, it's just called Ninja Warrior. Okay. I think. See? Like the American.

Yeah. Why don't they put another, forget it. Yeah. I'm excited for that, by the way. If they go on tour, I'm definitely buying tickets. I would like to see them live. Yeah. In sync?

Yeah. Absolutely. Absolutely. Could we go? I'm buying tickets. As a group? As a group. I'm going to that.

One million. We're going together. We think that's happening? Because J.T. has, he was FaceTime and Nelly Furtado with Timberlin. Like, it looks like he was back to making music. He's black again. Yeah. He would, like, he would do a tour and then he would have them with her.

Justin? Him. That would be a fucking crazy tour. Yeah. But if they open... Didn't Destiny's Child just clear their Instagram and, like, just put one... Yeah, I'm waiting.

I'm waiting. This won't happen, but Destiny's Child in sync tour... No, that's too much. I can't afford it. That would be crazy. Like a millennium tour, like if they did that era, and just got all those groups together, like 98 degrees, that would be two boys, in sync.

That'd be too much. That's like Voltron. Yeah. I would literally die. To die. Why? That would be amazing. Pure joy, mall.

That's too much. much, though. Like, Insync and Destiny's child. My heart is too much. That's too much. But that's what I'm saying. JT and InSync, I think that would be lit going on tour. That would be a great tour.

Yeah, it would be. Actually, you know what? That'd be a great Vegas residency. Yeah. Damn, they should get one of those. But Bruno Mars is smoking every now, so I mean. He's in Brazil. By the way, you guys are welcome for me getting Bruno back on it.

You woke him up? Oh, really? He was so untold when you said. He was already actively traveling and performing and performing. I still stand by everything. I said and I don't feel like I was disrespecting Bruno, even though I could see how it would come across that way. But man, did his stands let me have it. And then I felt really shitty last night.

Maybe it's why I lost a lot of sleep. I saw James Fonseroy run into Bruno Mars and I was like, fuck, there goes my relationship. You know what? Why did I say anything about Bruno? That reminded me. I'll never work with James again. Remember when Maul called Bruno a glorified cruise ship singer? That was crazy.

Meanwhile, all I said is it wasn't warm and I'm the fucking dead. In the moment when Roy was, like, doing that, I forgot. I reminded of that, like, the neck, that night. And I was like, damn, Maul was killing him a few months ago. But it wasn't a kill. It was then in comparison to what we were talking about. It was him or the Super Bowl. Meanwhile, he did two Super Bowels.

Just want to say that. Not by himself, though. He did it with Beyonce. It was even, it's even crazy. But I mean, it wasn't, it still wasn't Bruno by himself. And then y'all tried to tell me that Chris Brown needed a little baby to sell tickets to his show. Y'all forgot when y'all told me that? What you did?

I remember. Oh, okay. He did not. Stop it. You're not going through that again. Stop. I listened to Kanye Chris Brown waves yesterday. Chris Brown's verse on that song was like the first time I tasted ice cream.

Like it's one of the greatest verses. Excuse me? Yo. What is A.O. about that? Should we try them? This verse is really good. It's beautiful. Give me a favor.

Wait, I'm starting the pauses now. Yeah. Oh, my. Tell us more. Yeah, those are great about this song. I mean, it's only like. eight bars, but Chris Brown's verse on waves is one of the best verses I've ever heard.

Like, it's so fucking good. Yeah. Do you want to sing it? Like, how did you feel? You said it's like the first time you ate ice cream? Yeah. Like one of those life-changing moments, like the first time you do something. Yeah.

It's like losing your rigidity. You're like, that's what waves. That's what waves felt like for you? Yes. It could be from sleep deprivation and like slightly going insane. But I was beside myself. Okay. That's like one of the best verses.

I've ever heard. It's amazing how once you put the pause on everything kind of, it's like, it's not as, it's not as crazy. Yeah. But like, why is tasting ice cream for the first time of no? Because you're hearing of Chris Brown. And it's saying, oh, it's like the first time I taste it. It was fucking gorgeous. No, I guess. His voice is so good on that song. I like Chris Brown too. I don't know I feel that that way, but I like Chris Brown. And it just made me wish that Chris Brown would just get other producers. He sounds so good on other music. He said he has, he just one thousand. I know, I'm sure they all fucking sound the same. I said that's like two albums from him.

Yeah. 15,000 songs in the tuck. I mean, that's kind of normal. That is one thing that I do. He does a lot of coke. Okay. I mean, how do you know that? That was Julian with the Coke update.

They had the same dealer. Wait, we haven't set the rules to the pause. Oh, yes. Okay. But once you move past this, this thought of yours, then you get the balls off. Got it. There you go.

Okay, so if you were watching on YouTube, you saw Rory put on some very fuzzy pause. We called those are pause gloves. By the way, you didn't tell me they had. actual like nails. When you threw that, I think I just cut my pinky.

Oh, you deserved it. Pussy. Waves will hit me. Anytime. Waves don't die, baby. Anybody has, worries about to knock the camera down.

Anytime anybody says an egregious pause, like some egregiously fairy shit, they have to wear the paws gloves. Yeah. Into the end of the segment. That's right. All right. Well, moving on then.

Yeah. Thought I had way crazier pauses today. No, that was. No, you. That was a little wild. Let's pause right here. That time of year, Rory. Yes.

Football is back. Favorite time. The giant started their year in giant tradition and got blown out. Hey, all right. Relax, relax. That's just the way Big Blue does. Sorry, Michael. It's just the way big blue does get blown out first game of year, 40, 0 to the Cowboys.

Yeah. The Jets, though, sad news for Jets fans would seem to be a promising season and an exciting season for Jets fans. For football. I was excited to see Aaron. No matter what team he's with. That wasn't too excited to see him play for the Jets. It's Aaron Rogers' Hall of Fame quarterback. I don't have to.

And now he's the first four downs of the season. He tore his Achilles. Crazy. In the first four and a half minutes of the game. Terrible, terrible situation for the Jets. It's a beautiful home in Montclair. Terrible, you know, situation for Aaron Rogers. Got the drop?

It was in the post. but I was part of him moving here because his girlfriend lives here so it's part of him taking a deal with the Jets but he tore his Achilles as soon as I saw it I kind of felt like that's what it was

I tweeted it everybody laughed at me told me to shut the fuck up I have the word sports takes time Is that what happened? Two things can be true Well yeah you do Two things can be true You are correct about the Achilles

but I didn't know what I was talking about I said okay and then it came out almost at the end of the game that the head coach felt like it might be an Achilles. That sucks. So,

um, prayers to Aaron Rogers. Hopefully he's able to recover. This is like, uh, this is almost a two-year recovery process. He's done. He's done.

He's definitely done. He's done, done. At, uh, I believe he's 39, yeah. Uh, two years, it'll be 42.

And then even a whole other year just when you can play. Like, I think it's done. Yeah. I think, I think it's over. His birthday's in December. I think it's still 41.

Is he a Scorpio? In two years, he'll be 42 of his birthday's in December, smart ass. I mean currently from now. Shut up, Julian. Jesus, correct. Zach Wilson, I don't think it's over for the Jets.

They have a good team. I think Zach Wilson has potential. He was a fucking what, like number two pick last year? He's not like a shitty quarterback. He didn't do it. I mean, he stepped in. He did his part as a backup. I'm sure he didn't anticipate seeing one second on the field

Monday night. And in the first five minutes of the game, he was thrown in. Did a good job. the win. Now there talks about who do the Giants go after I mean, excuse me, the Jets go after. People are saying they want Colin Kaepernick, give him a shot. Oh, yeah. I think Colin Kaepernick makes

a lot of sense only because just the buzz that was around Aaron Rogers being in the stadium and being with the Jets. I think if you go after a guy like Colin Kaepernick, it brings that excitement that just the energy, like what is he going to look like? I know Colin works

out year round, so he's in shape. Game shape is totally different, though. Okay. Game shape is different. I feel you. And I think Kaepernick is a great idea, but have you met Jet fans before? Oh, yeah. Like, if there was a few teams that I know for a fact would never pick up Colin Kaepernick

because of the flack from their fans, Jets might be number one. Yeah. I mean, I get it. I'm just saying as far as just it being just the buzz in the arena, the excitement around the media. and everything. I think that Colin Capning because everything

that's happened to him over the past few years, I think that that brings that energy right back. After, you know, the buzz killer of losing Aaron with an Achilles,

you can go get a good quarterback. Like, you can find a good quarterback right now. I think Carson went to somebody else they're talking about. But Carson is not... Tom Brady. Tom Brady's not playing for the Jets.

I think that it's just... Bill twice in the season? It just... I think Colin is the... It brings the media buzz back. If that's what they're going for, then, yeah. They wouldn't revolt. If he wins the first game?

Well, I mean, winning changes. Winning changes. What if Cap comes out of the tunnel with the American flag, just like Aaron Rogers do? Oof. Ooh. And then snap that shit over his knee. Well, one thing I can promise.

No, it burns it. It burns the flag. Oh, my God. Long Island would explode. Yeah, we're not in the tunnel with a burning American flag. I will. I mean, although Aaron Rogers only played like 10 seconds

in the game. He did have one of the hardest, like, tapes of all time. That running out with the flag. Come on. I was hype. I hate the Jets, and I was a Jets fit. I was like, this is great. That was sick. And then you saw what our ancestors did right away? Yeah. Achilles gone. You got out of there. A jet went down. Yeah, the jet went to a crash.

He's out of there. When I went out of here with this flag on 9-11, Bin Laden didn't do it. Get out of here. But I can see the Patriots picking up cap way before the Jets. Really? I Jets are number one on my list of the team that never pick up Colin Kaepernick. Well, either way, good luck to the justice season. Zach, he did a great job.

I do think that it'll be either Carson Wentz or Colin Kaepenck that they go after. But didn't Kapp sign a settlement with the NFL? I think they're cleared. Yeah. But there was some agreement between both of them, correct? Yes. We don't know what the amount is for.

We never know. We don't know what stipulations in a contract. He may not be able to play NFL. I'm kind of on that side too. I don't know. I don't know if he would sign something that says, you're never allowed to play in NFL. But even if he, regardless, fine, say it's explicitly not in the contract, they can blackball.

I mean, they have that. So it's like, that's how that's all started. But I'm saying, like, they can just continue to do what they've been doing. Yeah, I mean, it's like, take the money and not play or not take the money and not play. Give me the bread. Either way, you're not playing. Taking the bread. But good luck to the Jets and.

Good luck to the Giants. Well, all right. The Giants are going to be the Giants. Score next time. We know what they're going to do. They're going to probably win four games over here. And Giants fans are say, hey, they looked real good in those four wins.

You know how Giants fans find the silver lining and everything. The Giants didn't have a terrible season last year. They didn't. They just had a horrible start. They're still the Giants. That's as far as they go. Stay healthy and there's a shot. Yeah.

But, you know. God bless the child. Congrats to Cocoa Golf on winning the U.S. Open. I was at the edge of my fucking seat in the studio watching that. I didn't know. I'm mad you were here. two blocks away watching. I know, I know you were.

No, not at my apartment. That's why he didn't want it. I knew you were two blocks away and I didn't let you know. Hating that shit. Congrats to Coco. An amazing, amazing accomplishment for her. And I think that this is the new star in tennis being born. And I think she's going to have a great, great legendary career.

Love everything about her. Love her demeanor. New Balance. Shout out to New Balance. She's Team Us, yeah. Team Newby. She's probably the, she's one of the best athletes,

I think New Balance could have themselves align with right now. For sure. I think she represents, she's kind of sort of still like a little bit of an underdog. But she's 19.

She's really, really talented. Crazy. Really young. That's nuts. So yeah, I'm rooting for her. And this to me is an exact, just a personification of how important Serena and Venus were to the sport of tennis.

I think without Serena and Venus, we never see Coco. we never see a girl like her. So shout out to Serena and Venus as well just for putting their DNA in the sport that we're already seeing, you know, just the impressions of what they were able to do. So shout out to Coco Golf.

Congratulations on the U.S. Open. That was last year, right? We were at Philly and we were watching the last game. Two years ago. That was two years ago? Two years ago because we were at, was it Made America, we were watching her play. When she lost to Naomi, what was that two years ago?

Two years ago. No, that was last year. No, last year, oh shit It was last year Yeah, it was last year Yeah, it was last year No, that wasn't last year Was that last year?

Yeah, it was, it was When she lost Her name is Naomi, right? Naomi Osaka, yeah Yeah, yeah And Naomi like Put her arm around her She was crying

Yeah, they both cried Or whatever It's like, that's beautiful moment But um Fuck all that Coco is the champion right now Let's do it There's a really

I cried when she When she won I cried my eyes She also cried when Gunna was Performing at the Barclis So so Tize in no Cocoa Fuck you mean

Black excellence, I get it. There's a cute video going around of her when she was like a kid, like 10, 12, whatever, at one of the major tournaments watching. At the U.S. Open. I believe so. And she was watching either Venus or Serena. Like the match behind her was them. So it's just amazing to, you know, 10 years.

Not even 10 years later, almost 10 years later, she's in this position. Because so much of these new athletes' childhoods were documented because it was easier to document shit. I think that's going to be cool watching all the new athletes and the photos. where they were. When you're a tennis player, you start very young, and parents make sure they document most of their child growing up playing the sport. So Coco's documentary is going to be extremely special because, like I said, we're going to see the exact...

See every day of our life. I mean, not only that, you just see the Serena and Venus impression. Oh, yeah, for sure. You can see what it does for young black girls. So, yeah, this is dope, man. Congrats to Coco. Yeah. Do we have voicemails?

You've got mail. Yeah, let's do it. Do we have the males from the voice? Come on. That was way gay. That was literally way gayer. That's not as bad as the ice cream. I like Chris Brown's voice is a pause, but he...

We have the males from the voice is gay? You said you love male voices. That's not what I said. He said, do we have the males? That's not what I said. You said you only want to hear men speak. Voicemen. I mean, makes sense with this black ass, you know.

Wow. Do we have women listeners? This voicemail I'm going to play is from a woman. Ha ha ha Here comes Lauren Got him Yeah Oh I hope she doesn't say

Anonymous Hey guys It's Lauren from Cleveland I've got a Situation I got a I got a bone to pick Quite some time ago

A guy I used to be friends with Told me That I was the girl You have an affair with Not the girl that you marry Yikes And my first instinct was To be

Pissed But the more I thought about it I could see patterns in my past of being the girl that guys cheat on their significant others with. And it's not even a side chick situation. You know, side chicks know that they are side chicks. I was blindsided, like not finding out that these dudes were in relationships until after the fact. And I'm not exactly sure what it is about me that puts me in these situations. But Rory and Moll, like, have you, have you dealt with girls like that or observed girls like that where you see, oh, they're the type to like cheat with, not be in a relationship with?

And what was it about them that made you think that? You're notherst rumors? I don't intend to be that girl, but turns out I guess I am. Well, shout out to Lauren for self-awareness. I'll be on a topic of, no, I give her credit for being self-aware about a topic that most people would be in Dena. That she gives off the energy that she's the chick you just cheat with. So a side chick. Like someone doesn't.

But not a side chick. But that's side chick energy. No, she said she's not aware of her in a relationship. So she's, she's blindsided too. No, she's just blind. She seems like, she's not blindsided. She seems like she's either gullible. Yep.

seems global or it's just I mean if you're in the situation where you're always ended up being a person that somebody's cheating with maybe you have baggage

that doesn't allow these men to want to move on Does that say a lot about her or the guys that she's a lot about the guys parties but the guys are cheating like they're cheating they have girlfriend

common denominator so we're talking about her right now she's probably really fun I was about to say she's probably She's probably, I hate to say, she maybe developed a little bit of a reputation for herself. Kind of, yeah.

She may have a baby, baby mama. That's not just throw that on her if we do. I said might. That's where Mike comes into, you know what I mean? She may be a baby mother, so guys probably are like, your baby father's always going to be somewhere in a picture. I can't go, but so far with you.

You rarely get time off, so I know if we're going to go out of a date, I'm going to beat. Okay. It's hard for single mothers to get to get babysitters. So they have to take the time that they have free and utilize. I understand. I understand.

But yeah, I think that she's probably just like she gives off that fun girl energy. She's probably super cool. Super cool. I was just like she takes things too seriously. Doesn't overly question you. I was just about to say what I tend to see that pattern is usually all the things that we think men want from us are not what they want from us. Like we keep trying to like make things.

We keep trying to be easygoing. We do men want. And not bug them. I don't fucking know. Pussy. But I know what they don't want. Yeah. You think that they want you.

Fantastic vagina. Amazing. A good listener. Box. All you can eat clam. Chowder. Sorry. Go ahead.

Damaris. Not bad, Demarest. I was just thinking about pussy. What do men want? I have no idea. I'm just going off of what she's saying. I think that she's probably going for guys. She's probably super easy going.

Like Roy says, super fun. Super easy going. Super easy going. probably doesn't have a lot of, like, demands. She's probably low maintenance. Like, you don't have to do this for her. You don't have to do that for her. And what I've noticed when women have a lot of those qualities,

they tend to not be, they don't become the girlfriend. There's another factor here. I like that. I'm not sure if this is true. She probably has a lot of free time. You can text her at any time. Yeah, but while the guys teetting on their girlfriends with her, what is it about her?

I'm saying, I'm saying, gory time and a flexible schedule, with the person you're cheating is a valuable thing. Yeah, because you can get in. You can just hit, like, hit them up and they're always free. Yeah, I'm on my way. Let's go here.

Let's go something to eat. People don't have to make time for you because you're just available. Yeah. And you probably just have amazing sex. I was about to say the pussy probably good. Lauren, you got that good. You want the pause mall?

No. You want to fuck Lauren? Yeah, I don't even think that was a pause. I was just, you can wife, Lauren. Pause into that was a gay. Oh. And then like, that was your cat.

No, like, she, she just probably got some great sex. I mean, it's not, I don't, because Lauren sounds like she's confused. Like, she's trying to figure out what is why. Probably too cool. She's probably too cool. But that's the awareness sounds like she's a cool thing. But telling a girl that you're not, you're not wiping her because she's too cool or like, yo, I'm only, I'm only, I can only cheat with you.

Like, I have a girlfriend, I'm not leaving her, but I'll, I mean. She seems content about it. That's like when Rory said that Bruno Mars album was just too good. Yeah. That's why he didn't like it. It's like, what does that really mean? You're like, yo, you're too cool. I can't be with you.

The pussy's two good. Because men don't, y'all don't want that. Y'all don't want the too cool girl. Who? Y'all. There's plenty of factors that we like about women, but those same factors would be the reason why we wouldn't take them seriously. And you know that.

I want a cool girl. There's nothing better than having a cool girlfriend. There's nothing better than that. What makes them cool to you? Where you can bring them with you in any room and know that they're not going to feel out of place. And they're not going to, like, they feel like, okay, cool. Basically. I don't know.

But they just like, you could take her anywhere. She knows how to fit in the room. She knows how to like, you know what I mean? She's not socially awkward. She doesn't feel like out of place. Okay, so you're talking about a different cool than what we're talking about. We talk about the girl that where it's like, where you're like,

oh, I'm sorry, I got to cancel right now. Like, I can't. It's cool. It's cool. Like the girl that's just like, she doesn't have high demands of you or high standards. Oh, that type of girl. She's just going to hang up and call the other niggia. That's.

Like, it's cool, don't worry, don't trip. All right, cool. I'm going to go out with somebody else tonight. My question is, where is she meeting these guys that are on relationships? Probably Tinder. Cleveland. Everybody's in a relationship in Cleveland. There's nothing to do.

That's true. That's exactly what I'm high school. They're all high school. My friends from Ohio. Except for the one, sorry. She wasn't. All right. My bad.

I mean. She was just traveling through Cleveland. Yeah. Passing through. Passer buyer. Yeah. She's a pastor by her. He was on a pilgrimage.

Men like having to impress from what I've seen because I'm not a man. so I don't know, but from when I've seen dating, men like having, fuck you, men like having to impress their woman all the time. Like men like women who are harder to impress. They like women who don't give them things easily. They like a challenge. So if you're too easy going and too cool.

You said what? I'm exhausted these days. You have a daughter now. I feel like that's a Drake song. What? I'm exhausted these days. Can't probably. He said these days I let God handle all things about it.

Listen, pull your panties down. I know, I got it. Pull your panties down. Yo, I got it. Wait a minute. Wait. Wait. Wait.

Wait. Wait. Wait. Wait. Nah. Nah. Yeah. That's at least one glove.

Yeah. That was. Come on, man. Pull your panties out. Pull your panty. I got it. And he's wearing like white linen pants at that. Yeah.

You leave a stain. Oh. You wear the other one. All right. Because of your pants. Yeah. What I was trying to say. Now we'll take you serious.

Yeah. What I was trying to say, Julian, was relax. Relax. Calm your loins. You. Calm your loins? All right, man, let me just shut the fuck. I think old people just got a lot of gay ass sayings.

That's true. They do. I'm not that old. Racist and gay. I'm not that old. I'm not that old. I'm old enough. Am I?

You're not Bill Murray, but, you know. Right there? I'm teetering. Stop, guys. Give Lauren some advice on what you. Lauren. I gave you my advice from a woman standpoint. Put that good pussy on the shelf and don't give it away no more until somebody's serious about you.

Because that's all it is. You got some good sex. I would like Lauren to call back. Okay. And just give us more details about these encounters where they met. This could be a fun one to keep coming. Now, Lauren, call back with one of the- Love of Lauren.

Call back with one of the guys. Mm. That you date. And his girl. What, he's cheating. You think he's gonna call in with her? You have to say his name. Just calling with the guy.

Now, what would be knowing the voices? I couldn't recognize my nigger voice from an ocean away. An ocean away. You think the moment she fixed her phone up, he's not going to grab that phone. Like, hey, I'm cheating. Yeah, I think, no. Hey, I'm cheating. Hey, we're not supposed to be doing this.

I have a lady. The Marisette and Ocean? What would you? Spanish settler? What the fuck? That's pretty funny. How would you guys feel? This is a really terrible question, but it's hypothetical.

Yeah, what about the Koreans? What if you were driving in Australia? What if your significant other perished in a car accident, but it was with a guy she was cheating on with you? How do you manage that grief? I know a real situation like that. That's crazy. No bulls.

Like, no bulls. How'd your, was it to you or someone else? No, no, no, not me. It was like, he's alive. A dude died in a car accident, but he was with a girl that he was cheat. He has a girlfriend. He was with another girl that he was fucking with. How did his girl react?

Is he kind of, is he relatively known? Yeah. I know you're talking about. But yeah. So it was like, that was like a thing. Like, that's a real thing that. happens. That sucks. No, but I'm saying how did the girlfriend, the one that, obviously, the real

girlfriend, the one that wasn't in the car, did she feel like was there grief? I know there's got to be maybe. No, no, it was definitely grief. It was definitely grief. It was definitely grief, but I think I think at that point, it really doesn't matter. It's like, yo, the person that

I love, it sounds like, died in a fucking car accident. Like, it's not even about, it's like a moment probably like, where you even laugh at that. Like, he was being a piece of shit, but I loved him. That type of thing. You know what I'm saying?

Like, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, it's, when somebody dies is like, who cares about your feelings of personally? Oh, you would feel the same if it was your girl and she died in the car with another nigga? If my girl, if my girl died in the car and she was with another guy, like, she knew me while she was, you probably doing that killed her, huh? You just had two for her. No, I would, no, I would.

You ran her off the road. I would be, I would be, I would be, I would be hurt. I mean, I would definitely, you know, the fact that she was with another guy, like, like, cheating would come across my mind and bother me to an extent. But I mean, she's dead. That doesn't, that trumps anything. Like, damn, the girl I love is dead. Yeah.

Do you feel like his family should have to pay for the funeral of them? No, man. What's wrong with you? It's my hypothetical situation. Your fucking brain is crazy. That's what you would think about. Yo, let them pay for it. Like, what?

I mean, yeah, you want to go be a hussy? Let him pay for it. Yeah, nah. But that is a tough situation. How would you feel, Ronnie? Oh, I'm not as cool as mall. Like, on paper, like, what's? What's important now is making sure we grieve.

Not, fuck that. I would feel away too. I would feel away too, but that's not going to. Yeah, that Trump, that's just the one feeling. You're going to the funeral, right? Of course. Yes. I'm going to the funeral.

I don't know. But you would not go to your girlfriend's funeral? Is she who she was cheating on me? Would you go to both? It depends on who she would shoot on me. You would go to your boyfriend-in-law's funeral? Boyfriend-in-law is hilarious. That's funny.

A boyfriend-in-law is crazy. I've never heard of it. A boyfriend-in-law? Yeah, I ask him a little brother, that's just... Where does in-law come in at? Like, somebody your boyfriend in-law? You know. How was that possible?

They're on the same police report. Like, yeah, like, that's, like, we have the same... Time of death is the same. It's like the notebook. It's like your sister-in-law. That's like the notebook. Yeah, you're like my boyfriend's sister is my sister-in-law. So my boyfriend's girlfriend is my girlfriend-in-law.

It's true. If you think about it. You really think about it. The family tree, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The tree they hit. The Epstein Island.

Yeah. Okay. Listen, I'm gonna process it. She may have, DeMaris may have just said some shit. She may have just, like, struck gold,

but I got to process it and then, I'd never heard a boyfriend in law. Never heard of it. I would be at that funeral front row really upset and crying, but in my head, there'd be a few times where I'd be like,

this is what you'd get for hoeing. Now, here's the real, no, no. You just had to be a hoe. I'd be mad at her for, like, not only you had to go be a hoe, but look what happened. You're dead now.

Here's what, here's the real question. Like, what, What the fuck? What's wrong with you? Here's the real question. Is the person that your significant other was cheating with allowed to come to the funeral? Oh, if he didn't die in the accident. Oh, if he did die?

Yeah. They're going to wheel him out there and they fucking... Oh, all right. Let's put ourselves in that. Let's say... Let's put ourselves in Lauren's situation. Mm-hmm. Let's say we don't even know that she's cheating and we just went on a date with a girl.

It went great. We were going back to fuck where we'd been fucking. I didn't know she was in a relationship. Once she dies in the accident and I don't die, I feel. find out she was survived by her fiance and all that. Now, are you going to show face? No. No. No. I'm not going.

What if you liked her? All right. I take it back. You've been fucking for six months. Oh yeah, I'm going to the funeral. Oh, yeah. I'm probably going to go. Yeah. So you're the killer and. Wait, they're not killer. It's not intentional. I mean.

What if she was driving? Well, then you can't show you have some class. You can't show your face of that funeral. What's the point of you going to that funeral? If we were dating for six months. this is a person that I was dating I was riding your face I'm going to your funeral bro I don't care what your girlfriend thought

obviously you don't love her that much you were using my thighs for earmuffs I'm going I've earned the right Have you ever went to a funeral of a girl used to date Like a girl you dated ever passed away A girl that I've slept with before Passed away and I did not go to the funeral Because we didn't stay in

Because she died You got in cuddle She passed like five years after We had had sex and we did not keep in time No I did not go No I did not go Any of y'all ever lost, like, somebody y'all used to, like, date or, like... Yes.

Did you go to the funeral? Yes, of course. A couple of people. Demon pussy. What's up, dude? You want to talk to me? Some shit isn't funny, Julie. You all right?

Like... I'm okay. Okay. But, yeah. Anyway, but yes, I did go to their funerals. You, Julian? You just kill the pussy and just like... That's it?

Fuck the person? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. If I find out that the girl been dead... had a husband and she died.

I'm not going to that funeral. Yeah, I'm not going on. I'm out of respect for her. Oh, a husband, sure. Oh, yeah, I think that's a long-term boyfriend. That's different. That's different. Husband, no, you can't go.

Come on. You showing your face at that funeral when you were in a car where his girl died, he's grieving with her mom probably. Like, I'm not showing my face at that funeral. Yeah. That's super disrespect. Yo, I beat two.

Like, why are you there? Well, you love her. Like, okay, so I. You don't have to, they're dead. You don't always have to go to people's funeral. I think if you love the person, if it would give you some closure, I would do it.

Who has ever went to a funeral and got closure? I have. They just make you worse. I've never gotten. I've been to a million fucking, I've never been there like, oh, all right. They just make you boss. Thank you.

I've been, I'm at peace now. All right. Well, you're not going to be fully at peace, but it's nice to see people that people like. I think it's an important thing to do for people that pass. But to say that it gives you closure, I think is a really weird.

It's not an end-all-be-all solution is my point. Yeah, just honoring. somebody. And I'm also saying if you you also, if you're not into funerals, shouldn't feel obligated to go to somebody's funeral. Okay, I see what you mean. But also, that's a different point. You could just visit her grave

at another time. Like, just like, to Rory's point, don't go to the services, but go back like the next day and just visit the... How are you going to find out what she's buried at? You can just ask somebody. You can find out. If you look in the obituaries, they usually say like, on Saturday, you're going to throw her over here. Just like bring her over here.

No, don't go to my nigger grave site That's sick Because if I fuck around and come there And you there You're gonna be in there with them You find in Voss with their initials? But you know this happens all the time It does

Oh for sure People I've been to funerals And like some of my home boys That like passed away And you see all the girls that's coming in And they're just like destroyed I'm like you know he was fucking her too It's like a thing

Like you find out who your homies was fucking Like yo he was hitting that Like yo this thing's crazy Oh now in the hood Once the bitches start posting on Facebook they start posting the pictures and to text messages. I don't like that.

I don't like that trend at all. That's gross. I hate that. Yeah, you shouldn't do that. It's specifically women that do. You shouldn't do that especially if you know he had like a girlfriend. Yeah.

That's why they're doing. Text messages are fucking weird. That's a sick trend. Yeah. We were just talking. Sick. Keep it to yourself. Yeah.

Shut up. And it's never like, because they'll do some really fucking deep caption. And then the shit will be like, yo, W-Y-D. on my way. Damn, we just linked. It's never like a compelling conversation.

Who posted that when they was like, damn, I should have answered this DM? And it was like a rap of somebody. I remember that. Some girl posted that. That was fucking weird. People are crazy shit I ever seen in my life. I was like, that was just like, I've never seen so much pick me in my life. Like, that was the craziest shit ever.

I can understand posting the text message if they sent you something like, I love you. You're the love of my life. I still don't understand posting. I still. I wouldn't do it, but I can understand it. Keep that to yourself. they meant that for you. Yeah, that's why I'm not for your, not for your time.

Like just keep that to yourself. It's being intrusive in a private conversation. How do we get here? Did we give Lauren any advice? No, y'all did. And I kept trying to get in charge of her advice. That's what we landed on to? Buckle up.

No, we want her to call back and give us a little bit more details and we can do a whole for the love of Lauren. I want her to call on the dudes she's sliding with. Yeah. Three way. You're like, go ahead. Have them on the phone. Well, in case she can't call back.

Do you guys have any advice for her to become more wifey, material than side chick miss. What mall said? Yeah. Put that pussy right up top shelf where you have to get a stool to get it. Yeah. And let that sit. You want this, you want this cat?

Shelf it. You got to be my man. I think that that's bullshit, though, because there's bitches that y'all will wife if y'all fuck the first day and bitches that made y'all wait months that y'all would never wife. Separate point. I agree with you. It's not working for Lauren. Yeah.

Got to try something. Lauren's too fun. Yeah. I think Lauren, start being harder on these niggas. Yeah. They'll like you more. I'm telling you. Not be nice than men.

Men do not respect you. You're wifeing somebody you slept with on the first night? You said what? Are you wife and somebody you slept with the first night? How good was that? Three of my relationships have come from me sleeping with people. How many of them were men? All three were men.

Chalker. I've never been able to have a one-night stand. Every time I've ever tried to have a one-night stand. That's hard, dude. That person has ended up being in my life for years. Every single time. So. That's why we're so close.

Yeah. Yeah. Look at you, quiet. And you're single. By choice. You have him on the road for a bill. He threw that your single out. He's on the ropes.

I'm trying to figure out if you wife somebody after being with the first night. I have. I have. I haven't. You don't. What, Maul? You don't come on. No, but I think his is even more important because he fucks mad bitches on the first night.

So if he wiped one, he really liked that. Oh, that's not true. I don't think there's anything weird about having a long-term relationship with someone that you slept with on the first night. I don't think it is either. But three? I mean, death comes in threes. Over 10 years? Yeah.

Slept on the first night. Death comes in threes. It's crazy. I didn't know what. I don't know what's going on. What the fuck? What does that have to do with anything? I don't know.

I got nothing. Do we have another voicemail? Do we want to do another one? No, we can wrap. We can get to Patreon. We have a callback of Patreon. We have a callback of Patreon. Right now, new episode of My Karma is beautiful.

Rahim is on our YouTube. Tickets. Tickets. It's available. New Rorynmall.com. Tors. Oh, well, live show tickets are available. Yeah.

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Tickets available now. Merch is available now. New Roryan Mall.com. Let's get to Patreon. Our callback is the gentleman who, him and his wife, well, he was invited to a house forming. His wife was not. And we were, should he go?

Should he not go? So he left a message. And he gave us an update if he went or not and then provided more context. And it's a really good callback. Oh, I'm excited about this. Let's do it. Let's get this call back. Do it.

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