New Rory & MAL - Episode 202 | The Crew Does Shrooms While Kai & Offset Get Slimed Out In A Sleepover
Episode Date: September 19, 2023Happy Tuesday from Degrassi High. The crew was outside this weekend. Rory, Julian, and Eddin took some shrooms and went to Pangea at Elsewhere. This was a proper warmup to being outside on tour (ticke...ts available now) The night before Demaris was throwing back a bottle of tequila. In the spirit of fun times with friends we transition to Kai Cenat and Offset’s 24 hour sleepover. Unfortunately, for Nicki Minaj’s husband the sleepover wasn’t at Offset’s house. Have you ever been slimed out? We react to Drake & SZA’s new single (third place isn’t bad). Then we discuss Puff’s new album. Are Rory and Puff saving R&B? Chris and Tinashe are having a moment. This leads to a conversation about abuse in the music industry. Meanwhile, Jonathan Majors is on a rebrand. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Tour Tickets: https://newrorynmal.com/Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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spirit already. Big elf.
Listen, if those guys,
girls that TikTok can wear the elf ears, why can't I?
I don't know who you're talking about.
Hello, Christ.
I'm about to sit again.
They smoke that shit.
Is that like a new thing going on?
It's a really big, is it a song?
It's a song, yeah.
I guess it's a song.
Who song is that?
Fly, flyana boss.
They're both dope.
Flyana boss?
They're two young girls that literally dead sprint while they're rapping in a bunch of different
locations.
And it's hilarious.
Oh, I've seen that.
Yeah.
No, it's one of the biggest.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've seen that.
I like them.
I hope that they, like, make music for real.
Maybe they do, and I'm just out of it.
They do, and they're pretty good, too.
Their raps are good in that song.
A lot of people think they're plants.
I mean.
Everybody's a plant.
Yeah.
At this point.
I don't mind that type of planting, though.
Like, if it's catchy and fun, cool.
If the plant is done right.
Yeah, as long as you water it.
Like, we know, you can see the plants now.
Like, you see the push behind them.
But if it's done.
some real talent there.
I appreciate the soil.
Yeah.
Get it from the soil.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, that's crazy.
You turn your mud into soil.
That's how you grew.
I saw y'all was doing some things this weekend.
Y'all was out in the soil, putting your feet to the soil.
That's true.
I went outside.
We were boots on the ground.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I saw y'all all weekend running around.
I was a little nervous to go outside, to be honest.
Julian invited me to, I'm sorry, what's the name of the party?
Pangia.
Shout out Pangea.
That was the first thing that I thought of it.
Great party, great crew.
But I was nervous.
He and Amara went to D.C. for the day.
So it was like I had...
Wait, your daughter went to a D.C. day party?
Yeah.
She went to brunch.
She was at Rose Bar.
She was with John O.
Okay.
I mean, listen, he's going to show you great time.
She called him dead.
Whoa.
Pam.
Okay.
I mean, only because you made it a joke.
They went to a baby.
shower. Okay. For the day.
All right. That's like a thing. Like once you
have a baby, you're obligated to bring your baby to
baby showers. It's actually helpful.
It's like what girls do with burking bags. Once they get a
burking, like they got to like... They have to only hang out of girls.
They only have to hang out of girls. They have burkings out there.
Well, it's helpful like when everyone there has children
because you can kind of just like let them...
It's like almost like a break because everyone's watching all the kids.
Well, you just let your kids play to see where your kid is on the kid
meter. Like, is my kid like is he... Is she performing at a certain
level? Is she a cry base?
is she a tattletail?
A lot of us forgot about that tattletail thing.
You mean the fucking snitch?
Yeah.
Everybody's a tattletail now.
I mean, remember that?
It's pretty popular.
You don't be a tattletal?
Pretty popular in hit by.
You could tattel and then sell out the barclays.
That's cool.
You can do a song with Kodak Black after tattling.
You can do anything now if you tattel.
It's like they almost embrace you more when you tell now.
You can literally do whatever.
Once you tell on your friends, the sky is.
I don't know if that's progressive or not.
Like, look how much the world has changed.
When you're a tattletale now, people embrace you more.
before they used to like completely just do away with you and treat you like the hunchback of Notre Dame.
Yeah.
I mean, that's not where I was going to go with it, but yeah.
I mean, they used to treat you like that.
Like you can't come outside if you was a title tell you.
Treat you like Rudy.
Now it's like, yo, do, give me a 16.
Give me a 16.
Since you talk so much.
Like, oh, you should be a 16?
Oh, give me a 16.
Wait, did you just telling your former loved ones?
Exactly.
Give me a 16.
But, yeah, I was outside.
But yeah, I was nervous because I hadn't been like out out in a while.
And I talked myself into it.
I even tried to come up with excuses.
I bullied Rory in a coming outside.
I was like, Julian, it's like an hour away.
Like, it's going to rain.
Yeah, that's all that.
I looked at the weather.
I tried to find any.
You're that dad now?
He's like an indoor cat.
It did rain, though.
It did rain, though.
It was an outdoor party, so I was a little concerned while I was getting dressed.
No, that makes sense.
If it's an outdoor party and it's raining.
But we were on the stage and we had a cover.
I don't care about that.
No, but I'm saying, like, I told Roy, I was like, you'll be fine.
There was also mad people.
Yeah, we'll be dry.
Everybody else, they'll be trying to.
But it was, that didn't, that's what I love about New York.
That didn't kill the party.
It didn't.
No, it didn't.
And going crazy to rain.
That's what killed Rory.
New Yorkers are shit.
Then I started melting.
Yeah.
Like the wicked witch of the West.
New Yorkers don't give a fuck about, we don't care about weather.
We don't care about traffic.
We don't care about COVID.
We don't care of shit.
We shouldn't.
We just going to part.
Snitches.
We face-time DeMaris while we were there.
That was fun.
That was hilarious.
Y'all are so fucking annoying.
And I was caught because I had just told Rory, I was getting dressed in my way.
and y'all called me and I was like, fuck.
Look at that.
We shamed you.
Boom.
Boom.
So when I was parking, our good friend,
Weasie texted me and said,
hey, do you want to go to elsewhere?
I said, hey, I'm actually about to walk in.
Then she told me she was on mushrooms.
So naturally, when she got there,
I took some too.
As did, Edith and I.
We all did.
And boy, did they kick my fucking ass.
I had to sit in my car for a while.
Really?
Like a while.
Like a long.
You got a chokehold on you?
Yes.
Yeah.
I had like anxiety, started panicking?
No, I just had trouble like moving and like doing anything.
Oh, okay.
It was a weird shroom experience.
I'll be quite honest.
I've never felt that way on shrooms.
Like they hit me.
You didn't even have a big piece.
No.
No.
My tolerance has just gotten shitty with everything at this point.
I called.
Stop right there.
What you just said?
I caught it.
I was going to.
Both or one?
This early into the show, might as well.
Oh, what?
Yes.
That was enough for that?
You had a big piece.
You had a big piece.
Come on.
It's a bit of a reach, but I get it.
Anything crazy than that.
I'm calling the police after that.
You said it so sincere.
Yeah, like, you had a big piece.
And like, the way your tone was like, I'm used to taking big pieces.
Yeah, like, no.
Yeah, I didn't like that.
The last time you took it was the same size.
The piece wasn't even that big.
I was crazy.
Damn.
All right.
So, y'all took shrooms.
You started panicking a little bit.
I didn't panic.
I did have the hard out pause.
Damn, that piece put you through the rain.
Like, once it hit when I was standing on stage,
I immediately left.
Like, I did an Irish exit very abruptly.
You didn't do an Irish.
And Roy wore an all red shirt too.
Yeah, that was the shirt.
You looked like a Power Ranger.
Red Ranger was always my favorite, too.
I was texting Weezy all the way out because I could not sit there any longer.
Where was the party at?
Elsewhere.
The elsewhere rooftop.
Yeah.
Okay.
It was dope.
I called Rory.
I phacimed him because I was like, hey, you know, I'm out.
Let's go, like, go get drunk.
drinks or whatever.
And he was like slurring.
He was like, I'm sitting in my car.
And I'm just, I'm just here.
I was like, are you drunk?
He was like, no, I took shrooms.
And I'm just like, okay.
What's so funny is when DeMaris, like,
you're slurring your words.
I thought I was in perfect English.
I thought everything I said about.
Like I took a second.
I thought about what I had to say.
And I thought I delivered it.
And all that came out was like, I'm sitting in the car.
I did Caprio, Wolf of all.
Street at the heavy tongue.
Oh my God.
I feel you.
But it was fun.
We had a good time.
I can't take that BPM
for that long.
You can't take a hundred 26 BPM for too long.
Oh, was it that?
It was a death all the whole day?
There's a good balance, but it's like
Amma Piano, Afro beats and like a lot of
lit, like Dominican flay.
They're all.
They called me and Delhi was playing, but it was
like, it was like.
It was like, but with Delhi.
Yes, it was.
It's in the video.
I can't, I can't do uns-unz for more than an hour.
We're not un-un-s.
It's not un-s-unz.
You guys are professional.
Reddoing Black IPs that's already EDM was the craziest.
Like, how'd you extra EDM something?
They don't eat.
It's not EDM.
It's not EDM.
So what is it?
It's world music.
These guys like,
it's world music.
It's world music and not NBA music, right?
Yeah, I don't know.
How does that even mean?
No allows wasn't at the party.
It was Noah Lows there?
You got to say.
and no allows the stems of what you play.
He'll figure it out. He'll let you know if his world music or not.
But it was fun. It was nice to see Rory outside.
I feel like that was long overdue.
And the DJs were great. Don't get me wrong.
Just I like that type of music for a set.
Like you give me like 45 minutes of that.
Like I'm cool.
Five hours of it is a lot.
No, that's crazy.
I can't do five hours of that type of music.
Because y'all old.
It was the first party in New York City.
Even if I'm not old, I can't do five hours of that type of music.
I couldn't do it either.
Play, I really mean it for a second.
Yeah.
Like, give me something.
That's what Roy said to me.
He leaned in.
He's like, you think they'll play the locks or something?
It's like, yeah, with like, I'm on my piano drums.
Like, what type of crowd was it?
Mixed.
It's worldly.
It's a worldly.
It's no.
I'm not exaggerating.
It looked like the Fibba games.
It was mostly white people was like, that's what I did.
There are 90% mixed.
There was hardly any white people.
We're not doing that.
This isn't going to be like a pan Gia plug.
I do fuck with them, but like, they got to pay for an ad.
Bring them out.
They, they, they, they, they don't.
They were out there.
Yeah, they had the women there.
Cannon.
Shout out to Panji.
A lot of cannons.
A lot of calcium cannons there, Mall.
A lot of them.
And it was raining.
It was a whole pirate shit.
Oh, there was nothing like, nothing better in there wearing white chalcums.
But as a unit, sorry.
As a unit, I was disappointed in us.
Why?
Well, I'm, take me out of the equation.
But you two didn't speak to one of those.
We sat like creeps and was like, oh, she's so hot.
Oh, no.
When the shrooms hit, I went up.
You guys didn't see it.
Oh.
No one talked to the beautiful women
were surrounding us and none of us talking.
You get too high.
I was just taking picture.
I went up.
So we were again,
raining at this point.
On stage,
we're dry.
Then there's like people dancing in the front
that just don't give a fuck.
And then there's a little like rain coverage.
But it's in the back.
So you're kind of further away.
But in the middle there's like an open gap.
So I get off stage,
go through the gap.
Did you talk to type B?
I approached the type B.
Oh.
I approach her and her friend.
Type B is we?
Did you call?
We don't have to beat.
Can we believe?
No, we don't need to believe it out.
We're saying this respect.
We all think Joyce Rice is very pretty.
She's a friend, but we think she's pretty.
She was a joy.
She looked a lot like, so I looked up, and the shrooms were kicking my ass.
I was like, damn, that's a Joyce-type beat.
Yeah.
And I immediately knew what he met.
You're right.
Yeah.
So I went over to that.
This is why, this is a, wait, wait, wait.
I went over to.
Shout out to Joyce.
This is why we can't go out together.
It just does it.
It's not, it's not a good.
night.
It is.
It was a great.
Maybe not for Roy.
Probably in the way Roy thought he was smoking it on the phone to Maris,
I went up and I was like,
yo.
I was like,
in my mind,
I was like, yo,
it's wet,
it's rainy as fuck over here,
but you want to come on stage.
Homegirl was like,
yeah.
And then they had the third friend,
which is,
I don't want to,
it's the third friend.
And I was like,
they're like,
she comes on that empty stage for her?
She's like,
can she come to?
And I was like,
yeah,
sure,
I don't care.
And then of course,
the third.
friend was like, I don't want to go. She was like being that person. I was like, why are you doing this?
Only Julian would get frustrated at someone. He made that request. Yeah. He asked them and now he's
upset at their response. They weren't going to go on stage. George Rice type B and her friend that Edin
liked, she was also bad. Bad. Wanted to come. They both went, oh yeah, sure. And then they tapped
their friend who was the third wheel. And she was like, no. And I was bitch. So then I was tight. So then
I just stood in the rain for like three minutes and then went back on stage and didn't tell anyone that
I said hi to them. And that's cool. That is why.
So wait, wait.
So you just said high.
You didn't get the number?
I should have.
I was just so high.
That's my point.
That's my point.
That's my point.
When you're a high.
Like, if you told me you scored and got the number, like, then I'm like, okay.
It didn't even cross my mind.
Of course it didn't.
You're high.
Mal just definitely showed his age.
This is why you scored the number.
I mean, like, yeah.
I gave her a napkin.
Oh, my God.
That's lit.
That is pretty lit.
That's actually five.
I should have done that.
Yeah, that could work now.
But in the rain, though, that's tough.
And who carries a pen?
that's more importantly
yo I'm not gonna lie
if you pull a pin out right now
in front of me I might look at you like
I carry a flare sharpie pen
A flit sharpie pen?
You walk around with a pin on you
You are a flare sharpie pen
Look at you don't guys
You guys don't fuck with these ones
No no no no
It's not that we don't fuck the pen
You walk around
You focus on the wrong thing
You walk around with a pin on you
Because they're convenient
I wish I should have had one last night
What are you writing on?
Numbers
What are you writing on?
Your hand?
Remember that era?
Yeah, it would have been a napkin or like I would have asked the guy for a receipt.
It's wet though, what page is?
But like, I could have wrote it on stage and then brought it down.
Yeah, but then she's got wet and she used a napkin in her pocket to wipe like her face, her arm.
Yeah.
Or she maybe just didn't want it.
Yeah.
The fucking drug.
If it's raining out, you got to go straight to the phone.
Yeah, you're not wrong.
But you can't use a napkin.
I did wish Demaris was there because.
They were out of this crew.
But, DeMaris, you didn't show up at all?
Oh, yeah.
She would have scored.
They would have fun.
But I need Demaris there because out of the whole crew, well, not including them all,
she also loves beautiful brown skin women.
Yeah?
So I had no one to like really, like, like, Joyce was brown skin.
Aside from you, you do.
Oh.
She was not.
She was not brown skin.
She was not brown at all.
Every good.
Yeah, she was.
Compared to you?
Compared to you?
She was lighter than you and you're calling her brown.
Joyce is not a brown girl.
Like, she's got brown skin.
No, she is not.
She's not white.
She's not white.
Wait, so if you're not white, that means you're brown.
She's literally brown.
She's not a brown.
She's a light skin girl.
What's wrong with you?
That's brown.
Light skin isn't a color.
What the fuck is light skin?
It was in the crayol of us.
What is light skin?
Bro, Joyce is not brown.
What color is light skin?
Look up Joyce right.
You said Joyce's brown skin.
She's not brown.
She's brown.
You have a brown hat on.
That's what I let you know.
There's shades of brown.
What do we?
talking about. Okay, what shade is that? But we all
speak the same. Like, we know what it's
shades. It's shades of colorism too.
And racism. Do you think
Edin is a brown boy?
I am. He is brown.
I am brown. He's what? He's objectively
brown. Compared to Joyce Rice type beat?
That's crazy to say I love it.
You and Joyce are about the same skin.
Tamaris is a brown skinned. I'm a brown skin girl.
You are browned. We're all brown.
And there's black people who would say
that I was all brown. I understand that. I understand that.
I understand that.
Excuse me, I'm Moka.
I'm sure.
It's a different.
Beautiful shade of brown.
Which fenty number are you?
I don't know.
Somebody told me for it.
A girl told me a few years ago, I forgot, though.
That's like the new horoscope, like Scorpio shit, whatever they call this.
Random as fuck.
Astrology signal.
Yes, Tyrese is going to make the remix.
Signs of love making.
Well, I'm glad you went out and had a high time.
Demaris was lit on Friday.
Was the Maris lit?
Where did the Maris go?
Oh, yeah.
A little quiet, quiet.
Where you was at on Saturday?
We'll meet Julian and I
Okay.
Together.
All right.
Wow.
We had that shit ready.
Yeah, we put this on the YouTube video.
It's on the video right now.
Okay.
Great.
If you're listening audio, go to YouTube as well.
I didn't know DeMaris was there.
She just threw ass on me and I was like, who the fuck is throwing their ass in my chest?
And I look up and it was DeMaris.
And at the ratio of the weight that she's holding that bottle, that definitely overflowed.
Oh, 100%.
That ended up on your jeans.
Great photo.
DeMaris.
DeMars, she used to be a bottle.
bartender. She know she could feel the way. She did that whole thing with her eyes closed.
I can blind pour. And tongue up. Yeah.
How many days did it take? Her eyes was closing.
Her tongue was out, though, for sure, the whole board. So a bartender.
Yeah, absolutely. That's how bartenders give it up. But no, we were at Webster Hall.
Jay Murphy is doing a residency there. Love Jay Murphy. Shout to Jay Murphy.
Like those mall? Good people. You like those mall.
So where those, those, those glasses are nasty.
I think I'm in the glasses phase. Enhanced the image?
I think I'm in the glasses in the club phase?
Well, that's sick. They weren't.
They were my friend Alexis's glasses.
That was your way of flirting with her?
She was very nice.
She was pretty.
Got makeup on her?
She thinks that you're cute too, by the way.
Yeah, she's brown.
I mean, too bad you don't think she's cute.
I do.
We were, hey, all right.
We watched the Colorado.
Too bad, you don't.
They were in the club watching the Colorado game.
As we should.
It was an incredible game.
That's the way, that's the way Julian flirts.
Like, I can run a four-four.
Flat.
Flat.
Flat footing.
Adding flat after that.
Without stretching.
Oh, my gosh.
So wait, this was Saturday.
This was after.
No, no, no.
This was Friday.
This was a good night before.
Yeah.
It was a good time.
Yeah.
No, I called you on Saturday.
No, that was Sunday.
So, no, it was Saturday.
Oh, it was Saturday.
Yeah.
Friday, we were recording here all day.
We was out here.
Anything.
Yeah, Friday was.
Geez.
Well, I mean, we could have done the Kai 24-hour stream.
We should start.
We should start streaming.
We should start streaming.
24-hour stream is, I give it to Kai.
That's a lot, bro.
That's kind of easy compared to a lot.
of people do now. I know. I know. People be on Twitch
for a week. Yeah, that's wild. Do they sleep?
They slept. They could.
Like, do they stay rolling? Yeah, it stays rolling. Yeah, it's 24 hours.
That's what 24 hours. You just have to happen. I mean, like, so now we're just watching
offset, like, catch some ease. Like, what's the...
Something active happens throughout the time. I will say this. This was, the clips I saw
was cool to watch because it did remind me, like, this is an adult sleepover.
Yeah. Like, the joy in all their faces made me feel like when you're kids and you have a
sleepover. They said offsets, the old kind of older,
version of Kai.
Like,
which is great.
The way offset could definitely be
Kai's like,
for sure.
Yeah.
He's a big kid.
They,
they,
I saw somewhere on Twitter
that they said,
um,
men doing the gritty and like
dancing and shit like that is like straight men.
That's like their vogue.
Like,
oh for sure.
Yeah.
100%.
They said that's the straight man's vote.
Nine times out of ten,
this is exactly what happened when like,
like this is God's sleepover shit.
Like girls probably think it's a bunch of like
bitches running around like a hype Williams video.
No.
It's not.
Like it's just
guys doing stupid shit
who fell in sleep first
Now you're a victim of
Dick on the face
Whoa
We don't
That's a little more
That's a little bit
Put your gloves back on dick
We don't play that
Where I'm from
That's how you get killed
You don't play like that
You don't put dicks
on somebody here
Yeah we
I've seen someone
draw a dick on a face
That's what I'm trying to say
But putting a dick on someone's face
Putting a literal dick
That's fucking crazy
Now you see
Those are prison games
That's exactly how
That's how close you can come to death
Like that's how fast death
into the room.
Like, I'm sleeping, y'all playing,
y'all put a dick on my face.
Now we just went from having a great 24-hour stream
to somebody's dying on this stream.
Yeah.
All right, what would be weirder if they did that and told you
or did that and never told you?
They wouldn't have, if we were streaming,
the entire internet would know.
The stream would probably come down.
Like, are you, like, that would break a code?
Are you a heavy sleeper?
No.
Well, how much girth does the dick have?
All right.
All right.
All right.
Yeah.
If it's heavy on your face and wake you up.
Yeah.
Oh.
You know, those days of like fighting sleep at sleepovers to not be the first person to go to sleep.
No, that's a real, that's a talent.
A lot of people don't understand.
Like, that's a real talent to stay up with a house full of your friends.
And you know, like, I can't go to sleep first because if I do, I'm going to be a victim of some type of stupid game.
Chappelle's got that great bit about sleeping, falling asleep at white people's house.
He's like, fell asleep at Steve's or whatever.
He's like, stuck a carrot in his ass.
It's like, the black friend wakes up.
He's like, man, just know when I see Steve.
man just
man fuck him
just know it's over
when I see him
it's like it's so funny
you can't play
them type of game
I'm over those
don't play don't
just let me sleep
but this this was funny
you can take pictures
record a video
but just let me sleep
yeah I feel you
the way
the way offset
came into Kai's room
with his bag
with that face
looked like he just called
his mom
and he asked
if he could stay over
and he surprised his friends
like mom said
I could stay
it was so cool
to just see
grown adult men have fun.
Have fun, right?
Like, just have a smile on their fucking face.
Offset looks so happy.
He was away from Cardi just for 24 hours.
See, we ain't gonna do that.
I mean, Cardi's probably,
she could be like one of the homies in the crib.
You can tell she got that personality.
Like, she's probably a lot of fun in the house.
But Offset looked like he was very happy to get away from in it.
Yeah, for sure.
Like, Kai definitely pitched that to him.
And Offset, you know, kids and a wife,
sometimes you need to get the fuck out of the house and it's tough.
Yeah.
I'm sure Kai pitched that, like, you sure off?
like it's a 24 hours, even better.
Even better. Let's do 48 hours.
Yeah. What's the record?
Because the only way he can get out is if he has to work.
Yeah. And this is work.
Yeah. This is like a full proof thing for Cardi too because he's going to be on camera the
whole time so you know he's not acting up.
This could be every rapper's way to get away from their girl.
I'm live. I'm not, you can see who I'm with.
It's just all dudes.
Yeah.
There's a good escape.
I like you should do this.
Shout out the car.
Shout out the whole show.
Look like they have a lot of fun.
Did I not kind of do that on Saturday?
Yeah.
I got.
I brought a Marr to the studio just to watch football.
I was like, I'll take her.
That's awesome.
I got it.
Just to get out the house?
Yeah.
Yeah.
I've done that two sad.
Sometimes you got to do that, man.
Sometimes you just got to get out of your house.
Like, it's good to be home.
Like, everybody loves the comfort of their home.
But especially if you're like, you have kids or you have a like, you know, relationship.
You live with your partner.
Sometimes you just need, let me just not see you for a few hours.
Well, a huge aspect, I think, for successful partnerships is not taking.
that personal. Like, I need to get
away from you for a second. There's nothing
wrong. Nothing wrong. You know, not
see your face for a second. I just
kind of get my own thoughts in my own little
world and come back and then
realize how much I missed your face and let's have
great sex now. Yeah. Me too much.
Need that. You hours apart.
Julian invited his
white friends. It was great. Sorry, what?
We had a really good time. So his friends.
Yeah, it's right. He said his wife
like there's a separation. He has one black
friend the token one oh that's it that's the quota i'm more than one black friend you're you're the black friend
you are the black i am most of most of my life i've been the black friend it's okay just saying we love you we love you
nonetheless i'm the black friend in this group too well i that's sick i also love that it seemed like
niki minage's husband had a sleepover with his friends this one different types of the
sleepovers this is what you know this is what sleepovers different
Like it's like
They slept outside
This is a
They were at a homeless
This was a this was the type of sleepover
When you live like in the hood
Right
Versus when you had that friend
That live in the suburbs
Got a nice house backyard
Different sleepovers
Because we might be outside all night
If we're in the hood break night
You know
Stand by the bodega all night
Waiting for some girls
To come to the store
Talk to them
Different type of sleepover they had
That's a perfect metaphor
Yeah it's a different sleepover
Different sleepover
This is the friend that lives
In the hood
Near the train station
And then Kai is the friend
That lives in the suburbs
has a nice house.
Yeah.
It's just a different type of sleep over.
The Kai and Allset one was like the cool mom that says, do whatever you want, but just do it under
my roof.
Yeah.
Like they have the finished basement.
If y'all going to smoke, smoke weed, smoke it in the basement.
Meanwhile, Nikki Minaj's husband is a guy that doesn't have parents.
No.
And it's out.
No one's checked on them.
These are the friends that the parents work overnight.
Yes.
This is one of the kids have an agency.
This is the friends that your parents are like, yo, are their parents going to be there?
Yeah, exactly.
You had to make sure the parents was going to be there.
There's no way you're going over to the spend of night
if the parents are not there.
We got what we thought was going to be the track of the century.
I'm here for some more flowers.
I knew it was going to be ass.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, why?
Drake and Cizzer, slime you out.
Well, react.
Okay, so listen.
Let's talk about the song first.
Let's talk about the song.
So Drake and Cizzer, will Drake drop his record featuring Cizzer,
slime you out.
I think it's a good song, bad single.
And not that Drake needs a single.
Drake is an artist that doesn't need a single.
But this song has replay value.
It's a song that you're going to play on the album.
You're going to listen to.
But I don't think you lead with this type of song.
Just that BPM is kind of slow.
It's kind of, I'm kind of trying to guess where he's going with the album.
I do think it'll be more songs like that where it will be R&B vibe,
but it will be from a perspective of I'm doing some dog-ass shit.
Yeah.
I think it'll be that.
Well, he's alluded to, for,
the dogs has like the old Drake, you know, when people in comments, like I like the older
Drake that.
Yeah.
So this does remind me of like, girl don't tempt me.
Those SoundCloud Lusies that he would like Days in the East.
It's not to the caliber of Days in the East.
Please don't get me wrong there.
But that sound in BPM reminds me of those like take care Lucy era.
It just was underwhelming.
Like it's cool.
The song was overwhelming?
Yeah, and the moment.
I think Siza smoked it.
I like Drake's last verse.
Even the month scheme, I know there's just a lot of jokes in there.
Like in July, you lied.
Like, Lazy Bar.
But I like that last verse a lot.
I think it's great.
I think it's that Days in the East type Drake that we like.
But for this moment of single Siza,
underwhelming to me.
Yeah.
And I figured you guys would get mad at my take when I was driving here
because it sounds so industry.
I think I'll like this song when I hear it in the album.
That's what I just said.
It's a good song, bad single.
I don't think you should have led with this.
I like it more, I think, in the full project.
Which is such a safe and always giving Drake bail.
But I don't know.
It's cool.
What about it for it being a Drake and Sizzac collab?
What's your rating on that?
I like the song.
I just don't think that it should have been a single.
I like the song.
Like, if I heard this on the flow of the album,
I'm sure I would like it.
It has everything that we love from Drake in it and it has everything we love from Ciz
in it.
It has a bunch of captions.
It's just caption heavy.
Yeah.
Like this is enough captions for a girl to have for at least a year, just one record.
I mean, there's a calendar year's worth of lines in here.
This is what I'm saying.
So it's like you got captions.
You got, you got, you know, slick talking.
And Cissor come in and she's talking her shit from the girl's perspective.
Like, it's a good record.
It's just not the record that I thought was going to, I didn't think it was going to sound
like this.
And I was kind of surprised when Drake led with this.
as a single. Drake is the artist. He doesn't need a single.
Drake can just put out his album and it's going to do what it's going to do.
I just think that this was something that he probably was playing a lot in the studio.
He liked it and was like, you, I'm putting this shit out.
I'm not mad at him for doing the leaning into a traditional rollout again.
Because to your point, he has done the surprise drop a few times.
And it'll always work for an artist like him. But it is cool to see him in his camp and
whoever's at the helm pick singles and like go through those things.
It's interesting for me, at least, just to see.
Are we jacking that he couldn't get the album finished because he's on tour, so he's moving it?
No.
No, Drake is, and that's what I wanted to fly was about because I told people, I was like, listen, this, I don't think this album is coming out before this tour is over.
It doesn't make sense.
People are going to want to hear you perform some of the new records.
And if you perform some of the new records, people that came to the shows in July and August are going to be pissed off because of why are you going to put the album out before the tour started?
Well, why don't you guys believe that he needs more time because he's on tour?
You think he moved because of Doja?
But then what, I mean, I just move because of reception from this.
Also, we'll get to Puff in a second, but since it's tied into this record, look at the power of Diddy.
Drake didn't even drop this at midnight like he was supposed to.
That's out of respect.
He waited until noon.
Yeah, that was weird.
I think that's, yeah.
You think it was because of Diddy?
The last time he did, he did something to Diddy, didn't go well.
Stop.
Well, that's different.
That was, that was a song that.
he was supposed to be a part of.
I know.
It was his beat originally.
Yeah.
So that was different.
I don't know why.
Drake would need more time?
He's on fucking tour.
Drake doesn't need more time.
I think this album is done.
He works to the last minute.
He's on tour.
That's what it is.
He's on tour.
It just doesn't make sense to put out a new album while you're still actively on the road.
Why even announce it then?
Well, now that's a whole other thing.
I asked myself, I was like, well, why would you announce a date?
Like, why would you say a date if you're not going to stick to it?
But sometimes that's been a move.
That's a rollout move now.
Like, that's been a thing.
Yeah, but...
Especially while you're on tour
and can, like, address it in between songs.
He's done this before, though?
I don't think, Drake...
Pretty much every artist just pushed the release.
He pushed, yeah, he had.
No, no, no, pushing the release is different.
I'm talking about being on tour.
Drake has never been on tour and was getting ready to put another album out.
That just...
That's what I'm saying.
Like, so to me, that's why, from the beginning, when he announced a date,
I was like, okay, the 22nd, okay, cool.
I didn't understand, like, why you would...
do that if you're on the road, but you're Drake, you can do whatever the fuck you want to do.
But to me, it just makes sense to put this album out once the tour is done, and then you can
focus on, you know, just this new project that you have out. I'm pretty sure he's going to do
something, some type of show, whether it's not a tour or something, I'm pretty sure he's
going to do some type of show for the album. But I just see, it makes more sense to just drop it
after you're off the row, you're done. The fans don't have to, you know, guess if you're going to
perform a new record from the album at the show.
It just leaves a lot of things like, you know, just clear and this is what it is now for all the dogs is what we're focused on.
Siza, I think, has the best part of the record, but that's the funny thing about double standards.
You could reply to Sizz's entire verse by just saying still beat though.
Yeah, but the-
Tripping when that dick is barely third place, fucked out of pity, it's cute that you lame.
dip because it's mid
I can't fake like it's hanging
just the reply after that
I mean I still beat
A girl telling you your dick is third place
Like how do you respond
See that's what you don't think you been third place before
Third place is not bad
Hold on I'm not bad
I'm not saying
Less pressure with third three is nice
Y'all missing it
Y'all missing it
I'm not saying I care about being third
It's just like
What the girl says it
It's like
So it's like how many other niggas is beating right now
That's not
third of all time.
Oh, I thought she meant currently.
All time?
In her rotation.
Well, all times, that does sound better.
I thought it was like third.
Like, you got the third best, the third best dick of all time.
That's why I thought it was a slag.
Third best dick of all time.
Yeah, like, you hear how crazy that sounds?
Like, that's all time.
Can I get a plaque?
Yeah, like, every dude that you had sex with,
I'm third best of all time.
Like, that's all.
So that line, I was kind of like.
I was kind of like.
Not when all women have only fucked five men.
So that's why it's kind of tough.
Yeah.
You only, all of you only have five bodies
Yeah, you're in the middle
I definitely have five bodies
Yeah but I'm not
See I'm not jacking
Three out of five I don't know if I feel that great
I'm not jacking that from Cizor though
To me that's what that's what all girls say
When they're like upset and hurt
It's like yo yeah that shit
The dick was was whack
It's like yeah
It's a great verse though
No the verse is great
But it's just like when you hear that in real time
Like if a girl ever told you some shit like that
Sometimes the dick do be whack ma'er
Yeah but why you still here
Because I like you
I like you
I'm not standing around with the
pussy's waxed. Man ain't doing that.
We know y'all are awful people, but we care
about four to just like that makes us awful people.
Yeah. You are. She fucked
she fucked him out of pity and then knew he was lame.
We don't I ejecta me out of pity. I don't want to be
fucked dating. You're staying with whack dick?
Yeah. That's, that is.
My girls? I'm following
love a wag dick. Girls stay with whack dick if
he got like other things going on. If he got, you know, he's
He had other things going on? Like that.
Yeah, I loved him.
I can attest that women will stay.
Women will stay.
With black dick?
Yes.
I'm letting you guys know.
Yes.
Oh.
Y'all be thinking y'all, yes.
Y'all be thinking y'all dick is good.
No.
I can attest to this.
Oh, Rory.
I've been stayed with.
Let a whack dick impregnate you is.
I've been staying at it's true.
Having whack dick with what?
Letting whack dick impregnate you is crazy.
That's where you take it too far.
Beautiful child, though.
I can say it the same way.
impregnating whack pussy is crazy.
That's true.
That would be crazy.
That would be crazy.
That means you don't have a whack kid.
And everything.
The kid ain't going to be good at sports.
They'll be good.
They solve our sexual working.
Yeah.
But it balances it out.
Like, she is gray pussy.
I whack dick.
Like it's the yin and the head.
It balances out.
I don't know if that's how that works.
I don't think that's how it works.
I don't know if we can say ying and yang and that though.
Like if you got whack dick and she got good pussy, I don't know if that's yinian.
If you have twins is one cool and one whack.
Probably.
If it's some whack sex
Like if the dick's whack but the pussy's fire
Would one kid come out with him
And one kid come out with him
Wait what?
That's about twin
I feel like you were talking about my mother right there
Yeah I think you was
I was saying
All I was saying was ball's sister is really cool
That's all I was saying
I heard what you said
But in the context
But in the context what we're talking about
Yeah
It's either you're the
You're sitting on my mother or my father
But you're the only twin in the room
And let me just say you can shit on my pops
You can't sit on my mother
My dad
Fuck it.
Niggas can say what they want about my dad.
But they know why he talked
crazy about me.
I don't know,
man.
The way he walked in that restaurant
I met him.
Oh no.
Old time gags too for sure.
He looked like he was,
he was slanging.
No, no.
Hey.
Nah.
Nah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
More.
No, we need more.
Whatever else I have.
Yeah.
He had that walk.
What?
That's crazy.
You're staring at his gate.
Yeah, but that's just funny though.
Like saying, saying a dude has like
wax sex.
It hurts for a second.
But when you think about it's like,
but she's still here.
The still beat is bulletproof.
Yeah.
No, because Sizzar went crazy on that verse,
but you can literally end it with a few words.
I still beat.
And I mean, these two obviously have history with each other.
Allegedly.
Allegedly.
You think he beat?
Y'all niggas sat here for 37 minutes
and tried to tell me how Drake tried to holler at that Bobby Alttoff girl.
But y'all going to try to tell me that y'all don't think Drake ever hollered at Sizzles?
I really don't know.
They both have admitted they dated, but dated doesn't mean.
slept together.
He definitely stopped this.
We're not doing this.
Hold on no, let's talk about it.
Let's let's talk about it.
We're here.
Let's talk about it.
Do you think she's a sub at Drake the whole verse?
So y'all telling me, you're telling me.
Everyone can't have this on his own record?
Something like that.
You think Cizzer did that on the way to put it like that?
You think he's third place?
I think Drake, I think if he, I think if it is and Drake still put the album out, he's
gangster for that.
I agree.
I'm not putting out.
He still be.
Yeah, but you don't know that.
If you can't send me a verse and you're talking about.
my dick was third on your list
and think that I'm still going to let that fly out.
Like I'm, yo, 40, delete that.
No, like, we're not doing that.
No, we're not doing that.
You ain't going to say my dick was third and I'm like,
yo, that's a single.
Like, what?
No.
It's not happening.
But y'all think that Drake dated a girl that he never had sex with?
No.
Thank you.
That's all.
I was ready to argue with y'
y'all.
I don't think that's...
I don't want to get into
Cizza's sex partners.
There's none of my business.
No, that's not what we're talking about.
We're talking about Drake's sex partners.
Yeah.
Drake's sex partners.
are also none of my business.
Whoa.
When it was, he started to hate me.
What?
Y'all are...
Joking. I'm joking. I'm not.
Listen, man, I just want y'all to do a favor.
These makers run down to y'all.
Just don't call my phone.
That's what I'm saying.
I love Drake.
No, I know. Me too. You scared of the six?
Yes.
Six, six, six. A little bit.
A little bit. Can't lie.
No, we ask them all. I'm all. You scared to do.
Me?
You are to six.
Everyone can clown Drake.
His...
His boxing videos look better than all you other rappers' boxing videos.
Now, with his caliphicam box.
Oh, yeah, he can kick off.
And his shit be sling.
But if everyone does want to clown Drake, when it comes to hands, I've seen a lot of y'all's boxing.
I've seen y'all spar.
Drake looks way better at fighting than y'all.
But that don't mean in the heat at a moment, you know what I'm saying?
That he come and clutch.
Because I'm scared Drake might punch me when we get to Toronto.
Oh, it's over for y'all.
Y'all, y'all not crossing the border.
That's true.
He might stop us.
Wow.
If he just crossed the border like that.
Nah, not after talking this shit.
Can let your mom through.
No, you think she got me.
Yo, this is the second time
we're talking about your mom like that.
Yeah, what's so much?
You're good?
Your mom?
This is a lovely lady.
Okay, thanks.
Great.
I appreciate that.
Yeah, but this was a good song.
I wouldn't have led with this as a single,
but again, it has everything you want.
Captions and fucking bars and throwing shots and the beat is cool.
Like, I mean, it's a good song.
I just didn't think it would be what the first single sounded like.
But it's a good record.
Now that I'm thinking that you guys interpreted Dick as barely third place as all
time and not current rotation.
I'm viewing how you know who's third place?
So I'm saying.
Girls just be focused, man.
Like, we all know who is number one in our head, like the head monster.
Like, we know her.
We always have that in our head.
But after that, like, I've never ranked.
Wait, so there's the head monster.
It's a gray area.
He's right, because usually there's just the outlier.
There's that.
And everyone else is just like, you're doing it.
Third place is crazy.
Now, we, like, how do you just know that?
There's Sasha Gray.
And then you're like, what I got to do to get out of the third seat?
How do I get out of the third seat?
Well, sometimes you just can't get out of the third seat
because you don't have the equipment.
Sometimes you don't have the rhythm.
Sometimes you don't have the stamina.
Insert blue chew at.
Sometimes you don't have, like, you know,
somebody might be a little bit more vainy than you.
Hell, dude.
You want a vascular dick?
I'm just saying it's different.
Give him, all right, asking that question is not a pause.
He was asking a woman.
It's an anatomy question.
But the tone of his voice, like.
He was kind of like,
What does that mean
it's an anatomy?
What does that mean?
So because it's an anatomy question
is not a pause.
It's not like,
you know, that's crazy.
How you asked that would?
Yeah.
How?
I didn't know.
Vascus.
You said it like you almost upset at her.
Like, what do you mean?
You want a vainy one?
Yeah, that's the same as saying you like girth.
Like, what's up with you?
Yeah.
Sometimes you can't grow certain asses like to say you dick.
Sometimes you can't make it curve.
Sometimes you can't increase how long you last.
That shit does not curve.
Yeah, but if he,
Thank you, Edin.
But what if he makes up for it in other areas?
Is it still he's still third?
In the dicks?
Yes.
Like, what if he's also one of the greatest rappers of all time?
What if, no, keep it in the bedroom.
How does that get me off?
What if he's like a one and four play?
You're a rap to my clit?
What if he's like the one on four play?
Like, he's the guy.
But the dick is like mid.
No, why are you staring at me and Moor asking that?
No, I'm that one.
So you warming up the car to take me nowhere.
You can come off.
That's sick.
That's sick.
Pretty good.
Moving up the car to take me nowhere.
That's pretty good, actually.
See, nasty.
Well, what if you were cold?
You hit them with the trigger?
Trigger.
Somebody got to warm you up, right?
See, women, y'all know what to say to just, like, attack.
That's how y'all attack.
That's good, though.
Y'all go straight for the ego.
Oh, for sure.
Y'all women go straight.
The ego is, like, the killies of, like, every man.
Like, you go straight to the ego, boom.
Because I could be in there tearing that pussy up for two years.
And in one moment, we have an argument.
You'd be like, yo, the dick is third.
That is hilarious.
third to see.
Because now,
I want to know who's second more than I want to know who's first.
That's sick.
Yeah.
I want to know who's second and who's fourth.
Yeah.
I want to know what I'm sandwich between.
Yeah.
That's,
yes.
Would y'all be mad if she told you?
Would you all be mad if she told you?
Absolutely.
Who second was?
Yes, because I wouldn't ask.
Why the fuck would you talk to that?
No man wants to know.
She just volunteers that information.
No man wants to know that.
He may think he wants to know.
He doesn't want him.
No man wants to know that.
No man wants to know who your girl,
like who she thinks is better than you sexually.
Like,
No man wants to know.
To know that.
Because every time you see this nigga, you guys shoot at him.
Hey.
Shoot?
How is that a a yo?
I'm talking about a gun.
Yeah, you're talking about murdering the human beings.
You want to call it that.
Violence.
Yeah, like, I'm talking about like maximum violence here.
I'm not talking about no fucking balls.
Yeah.
Like any man is going to be like, all right, we got to shoot at his car now.
Like, this is how I go.
But what if I'm in it?
You don't want to kill me.
With your friend.
If you end the car, oh, we for sure.
Oh, we for sure.
Yeah.
Kill two.
If you're in the car with number one.
Magic bullet.
With number one?
Shoot the car.
Yeah.
Yo,
your fan,
slow down right here.
We're spraying this shit.
Jay.
Yeah.
Can you imagine being number three
and one and two are homies?
Oh.
They're in the car together?
That's number one and number two are friends.
That's crazy.
Damn.
We got to shoot that.
We got to kill everybody.
Did they fuck you together?
Nah, see.
Nah.
One and two.
See.
Now, see, if you kill number one and two
and you think that just move you to one and then.
It does.
No, it doesn't.
By law, it does.
That guy, that guy under the ground is still number one.
She can't unfuck him.
He died a legend.
Just because he died, doesn't mean.
Yeah, but she can never get that.
And she's going to go to the funeral.
His tombstone says still be.
That being on your tube stone is crazy.
Number one.
Yeah, Nelly number one plays every time you walk to the cemetery.
On your tube store, you got to put, you got to put.
Damn.
Number one.
Who was hard?
Amier this tombstone.
He was much harder.
Come on.
But you say Michael Jackson, the greatest.
of all time every single day and he in the ground
you can't take away
pretty great point actually that's
can't take away his stats
I'm just saying yeah but it's different
that's completely different yeah that's different
Mike can't perform the one neither can the dude
that I just killed because he was number one on your list
exactly they both still number one
they're still dead though yeah
like I'm cool if number one is dead I'm like I'm cool
yeah but Thriller didn't disappear once he died
comparing his and that memory
of that dick will never disappear from her
Amen
Why did the kick of pop have to come into this
Death doesn't change anything.
Women are so, y'all are so evil.
They're the worst.
They're so evil.
They're the worst.
They're the worst creatures.
This is literally a song about a man, dog, and a woman out.
And somehow y'all still make women the fucking fat.
He made, he made QPMs like past noon.
That was hard.
Don't do that.
See, I like that.
I like the bar.
I like it too.
Wait, wait, I'm not.
You just tried to break that.
You butchered that.
Don't do that.
I did.
It was a hard bar.
That was a bar.
That was a bar.
It was random.
It was a bar.
That's fuck.
Yeah, it was a ball.
In the middle of that.
See pretty sure I made PMs like it's past noon.
Good bar.
Good bar.
I promise.
I'm a scale of one that's saying it's about a seven.
That's not a bad.
That's a good bar.
That's good.
That's good.
That's like being number three.
That's like being number three.
It's not bad.
It's like, all right, cool.
You know what I'm saying?
That landed.
Cool.
That was dope.
It wasn't the greatest bar, but it was a bar.
Also, you can date people and not fuck them.
That was,
I believe that.
But you think Drake didn't.
You think Drake fucked every single girl that he's ever dated?
Yes.
And I think every single girl he dated wanted to fucking.
True.
All right, but even like no beard, just mildly TV actor famous?
Yes.
Yeah.
Oh, please be fucking for real.
Yeah.
Even a little bit of people.
I mean, it's the level of woman that he gets now.
I mean, back then it was a little different.
But he was, of course.
Like if you, bro, if you're, wherever you're from,
your neighborhood.
If you're actively, like, on a TV show,
he was a child star.
Like, that's just what it is.
Now, I like that he's on TV.
Of course, the caliber has changed as he became who he is,
but he was getting Thesby and pussy at that time.
Yeah, it's just a little, it's levels.
Which is why I'm kind of mad at Mall for not being a method actor
and showing here in a wheelchair.
I thought for like the rest of podcasting, you would have to stay in the wheelchair.
We should have had him done this episode in a wheelchair.
Because I shot you.
Wheelchair himy.
You're paralyzed now.
He shot me with a, it was a war gun.
No, it was it.
in your mind whatever it was like all right cool
I'm just telling you it was a water guy it's all good
but we did get a lot of good music this weekend
I guess we could say oh wait
before we do that Hallie Berry had some things to say
about the cover art for the
corny for the single
Corny who is it calling her corny? Yes
how how she doesn't even own that photo
she doesn't on the photo he acts of her
there's mad photos of you that you don't own that you don't like
of course but it's unfortunately
I've agreed that I don't own that photo.
So.
No.
Okay.
Nickelodeon should be mad at Drake for using something without permission.
On the photo, he reached out to her.
So that's what makes it foul.
He reached out to her and asked and she said no and he still put it out.
Swack.
So what?
He was like for all the dogs.
Slime drop.
Put it out.
It's a dog move.
That is a dog move.
He's staying in character.
And she said that was a fuck you to me.
And I agree.
If you were just put out and never asked.
But yeah.
All right, that changes thing.
I thought she was just mad that.
He used the photo.
I'm like, you don't even, that's not your photo.
You know how crazy it is to wake up and know that you pissed Hallibary.
Like, you know where you got to be in life where Hallie Berry is actively on the internet
responding to people saying how much like you like you like hurt her and disappointed
her after she told you.
Like you, that's just a different level of swag.
Yo, I'm on a whole other.
Like Hallie Berry is upset at me right now.
And she's literally the sweetest.
Like Hallie Barry's like second coming of like her joining Twitter and her just showing
her personality.
Everybody loves Hallie.
Now here's weird.
Now you guys know how Eric Bonae feels every day of his life.
Now here's where the real ball comes in that.
Do we think that Drake gets Hallie Berry for a video after this?
Probably.
Probably.
I hope so.
This might be a rollout.
I think you make a man.
Because like everyone has their own preferences, but what's wrong with this photo?
Fam.
No, nothing is wrong with the photo.
She's covered in slime.
But even if the song wasn't eluding that slime was something else, slime you out.
I know, but it's just a weird ass.
That was her, that was Hallie Berry's thing.
She said that she wasn't sure what the slime you out was.
She was like, well, what is slime you out was.
slime you out mean.
Is this a porn hub thing?
Like, yeah, she just was like making sure like,
okay, what is my image being attached to?
That's all.
And I can understand that.
I get that to.
I don't know what the song is.
What a slime you out mean?
I'm not sure what that term means.
What does that mean?
Slime you out means.
Yeah, doing you dirty, basically.
Which he did.
He did that to Hallie Berry.
Ah, see.
He kept you to the title.
Go genius.
Drake criticized grownups who have childish tendencies
because the slime was for children.
Ah, wow.
Yakes. Go Drake and Genius.
Oh, and Sizz is the opposite person.
Oh, she feels like she's being slimed out, done wrong.
This is Shakespearean now.
This song might be the best Drake song of all time.
Also, he didn't use it for the official single album artwork, by the way.
On all DSPs, it's not there, but he did post it on iTunes.
Social media.
So I understand it's still a problem, but.
I think that he makes amends and Halley forgives all and she does it.
He slimes her out.
He did.
He did slam her out.
ever got slimed out?
Yes.
Every man has been slimed out before.
Yes, I've been slimed out.
Shout out.
Not even being a number three.
Yeah.
We've all been there.
Slimeing out number like 15 is evil.
That's probably the easiest ones though.
Like I'm not even not even up there.
Because why would I slime out one?
I want to keep him around.
Of course I'm a slime out 15.
Yeah, but like why would you even have that much feelings to slime 15?
Women don't have feelings.
To do someone dirty, you have to have some.
well that's all right yeah you're right i take it back
answered my question
women have no feelings well
I feel like more over there think about the girl I slimed him out
he was quiet what was her name no
I mean when you asked the question
it was Michelle wasn't it thought about who
you look like a Michelle hurt you
no nah brandy
gertrude
Kelly
I don't think I've ever even dated a Kelly
Cadet Kelly
Kelly you don't get a reference
Disney channel show
it's an old Disney book
And keep your...
It's not a gay.
It's nothing.
It's just an old movie.
Okay.
But more good music, more great music came out over the weekend.
This Puff album.
Now, Rory, I will say this.
Before this album came out, you may have had the best Rambi album this year.
You Mada.
Jaze had a great album this year.
Victoria Monet.
Cleo solo that came out as well, but we'll get to that.
Incredible album.
This love album, though.
It's fucking incredible.
Puff, first of all, just thank you to still being somebody that pays attention to what the art of album making is.
Puff has literally, because we obviously know people in the industry, he literally took years to make this album.
Took his time with it, lived it.
Remember when he had that yacht off the coast in Italy for a month or two.
I saw some girls I know on IG.
I was like, hey, I know that pool.
For the long time pod fans when I talked about.
London pressing me
about Mall
four years ago
five years ago
that was at a love session
that was for this album
he took his time
and it showed
it would just be my fucking luck though
that
Puff puts out an R&B compilation
album the year I do
when was the last R&B compilation
this is of course in 2023
Puff has to make the best fucking album ever
this is a
yeah you should know
listen and you put together
you put together a really, really good album.
Thank you for making me a good album.
But it's just, it's another.
Well, there's like a $5 million budget.
Yeah, yeah.
It's that so.
It's just a...
I funded my project myself.
Yeah, yeah, no.
And you did a great job.
And I owe a lot of back taxes.
Listen, I could only spend so much money.
You did a great fucking job.
You're the three in the situation.
You did a great job.
You know, I'll be able to recruit my album by probably next week.
Really?
Really?
That's a big, like, I'm applauding myself.
I know that was a side tangent, but I got that question.
call that's rare that's great like that that blew me away yeah you're about to recoup i was like
get the fuck out of you unless i thought i was gonna recoup in like two years no no listen
the album is amazing the project is that's my own if i just want to talk shit that's the first that i'm
bringing up this is cushion this is cushion hold that all right here though i'm just laying out some
cushion great album thank you did your thing but but i don't have the best just leaver song but
this love album it's so good uh uh this
This is, it's just a complete, a complete, just, to me, a classic project.
This is to me, this may be Puffs.
We love last train to Paris.
But this to me may be Puff's best out.
So what you're saying initially is that me and Puff saved R&B this year?
Victoria, Mornay is there.
Maida's there.
You definitely are there.
It's been some really good R&B this year.
And I know people, you know, when Puff was saying R&B is dead.
You know, that was disrespectful to guys like Brent.
and Bryce
It was a rollout shit
Yeah
You know
Eric Bellinger
There's a lot of
Good Army out there
But knowing he had this
In the tuck
I kind of like that strategy
No it's great
Because he delivered a great project
Yeah
Now if he did all of that
And the album was terrible
Then it's like
All right
You did all of that
And then you put out
A bullshit R&B album
But this album
From the first track
You hear the dream
You just know
What you're in for
This is a complete
Complete
Masterpiece
A complete
fucking great R&B sound, R&B features.
Like Roy said, the Justin Bieber record is amazing.
The record with Jock Quees and- He got Swayley bad.
The Swayley record sounds great.
Jasmine Sullivan sounds fucking incredible.
I love hearing her on that sound too.
Like I'm so happy Puff didn't go an obvious route with so many of these artists on the sound.
The K. Lani Todd Dollar record.
Because typically like with this, and I'm not even saying a Calid way,
but in general when you have a shit ton of money
and access to features,
you put people on what's obvious
and what's worked already.
Yeah.
I'm happy he didn't give Jasmine
an obvious Jasmine Sullivan beat.
Yeah, I don't think I had ever heard
Jasmine's falsetto before.
It was beautiful.
That song is so fucking good.
No, this is, I mean,
but we give Puffet's flowers all the time.
Easily, one of the greatest ears
that we've ever had in music,
one of the greatest producers
we've ever had in music.
But I just think that he really, really lived
this project. Like he really lived it. You know, he took his time with every single record.
And yeah, this is a great, a great album, man. I listened to this all weekend. Same. And I was just,
like, amazed that, you know, he was still able to produce this type of R&B. And, you know, because
you kind of fall victim to the times you're in when you're creating. You try to, you know,
please the people and what seems to be popular at the moment, what people seem to want at the
moment.
I think Puff did a great job in filling a void as far as like just with R&B.
Of R&B compilation albums?
Yeah.
Like he just kind of filled, well, yeah.
I'm not the void.
But like this was like, this was like this felt like an old R&B album.
Yeah.
This felt like an album that came out in the late 90s.
And again, man, I just, I'm just, this is what every artist should look at when
they're talking about creating an album.
This is the epitome and the definition of.
an album. Now, he has one
little skit near that he had
that kind of was like, I said, Puff,
I think he asked
to something like, like,
did he ask him, did you have a man or something?
Yeah. And he was like, and she said,
I don't know what she said, but she answered. He's like,
good, because things would go left real quick.
I was like, I was like, wait, Puff.
I like, which she was.
I thought it was hilarious.
That wasn't her answer.
Like, I was like, I don't know if Puff thought this shit was recording when he said that.
Like, he said, yeah, that's good.
good, that's good, because she could go left real quick.
I was like, where is it going to go?
Like, that was my only thing in the album.
I was like, okay, that was a little crazy.
But overall, the love album, great fucking album, great R&B, great songs.
I'm pretty sure he's going to do a great job with the visuals for some of these records as well.
I was already a huge Jawsie fan.
She's the best kept secret right now.
I think, I think Jawsie has potential to be one of those ones.
Oh, no, she is.
She already is.
Right now.
Her album.
Mike's my favorite new, like, I just want to see where her career goes
because I think she's so talented.
She shined on an album with a bunch of legends.
Yeah.
Like, that's hard.
I mean, her album, her pen.
She's incredible.
Josie is just amazing, an amazing talent.
And I know Puff.
She may be the reason why Puff got that, you know, that love of,
really creating this type of
R&B album again. I know Puff heard some of the shit
she was writing and was like
damn like you are
an artist I would have had in the 90s for sure.
So shout out to Puff, shout out to
everybody that worked on the project. I know there's a lot of people
that did. Can I get my flowers though on my weekend
prediction? On the song
with the weekend? Oh my God.
I told you the weekend would just be on some sample.
That sucks. I don't mind
weekend. All right. If you're going to put weekend on a
sample, Phil Collins' drums makes a lot of sense, especially with the sound. I just like,
you know, I love French and I love 21, but, you know. They should have just, I didn't need, I didn't need
that. That was literally my only critique of that entire album. Yeah, I didn't need the, everything else is
false on that song. I don't need the French verse on that song. But the song is, the song is good,
though. The weekend was good. I can't listen through that verse. Yeah, it was just, it just,
it just sonically just didn't mesh well to me, and I'm nobody, but that's just my, I'm a consumer,
so that's just my, my, uh, point of view on it. But overall,
Great fucking album, man.
This is a really, really great album.
So shout out to Puff for creating another masterpiece to his legacy.
And I do want to get back to R&B in a second with the Chris Brown, Tenache debacle.
But I want to give a congrats and a thank you to Hit Boy and Nas for giving us six albums in fucking like two years.
Magic 3, my favorite out of all the magics.
I'm gonna go a step further.
I think this is the best album they did.
Really?
Really?
Is two is probably my favorite as of now?
But I don't know, man.
This Magic 3 shit is different.
This Magic 3, first of all, happy birthday, Nas,
because this is what this album represents half a century.
That's cool.
And it's just dope to watch somebody that you grew up with
that's now like 50 years old and still look as cool
still be as on top of his game as nauseous.
I think it's a great example to all of us
that getting older is cool.
And a perfect example of how hip hop can age as well.
How hip hop can age and you can still not lose your relevancy.
You can still not lose your edge.
You can still not lose your craft.
Some of the, this is saying a lot.
Some of the best beats I've heard from Hip Boy 2 are on Magic 3.
No, this is.
He went crazy.
He's getting better.
This is my favorite album.
From them.
The six that they did to me, Magic 3 is the best album.
It's just dope to see just the bridge of, you know, the younger producer versus the legacy act of a rapper, what they were able to produce with these six albums and how the time period that they did it.
None of these projects sounded like.
And it's literally the same two people, you know, working the same producer, same artist.
Yeah.
It's just amazing what they can do.
And this is why people...
Wayne sounds incredible.
Another great Wayne verse.
It's like fucking crazy that Wayne is still this good.
But this is why people say the artists of today, you know, I know, people like say,
oh, they're hating on a younger generation.
It's that.
But here's an artist.
Here's a rapper who's been in the game.
30 years?
Maybe.
Maybe a little longer than 30 years.
91?
He's still able to make an album.
that is better than any album, any of these new guys have put out.
I'm going to sound like that old guy now, but it's fucking proof.
Look what Puff and Nas put out.
Yeah.
I don't, I'm not the old guy that says get off my lawn, but like look at the example of the difference.
Between people that really take a craft seriously versus people that take it as a lick, which is most artists now.
Most artists now hustles.
And they're great at it.
Yeah.
But look at the fucking difference of Puff and Nause that are both 50 plus.
And what they're able to produce.
And still make it sound relevant to this time with actual care and putting out actual music.
Yeah.
So I get it.
I'll sound like the old hater, but I think this weekend was a perfect example of why some of us old haters have a point.
It's just a different level of taste and a different level of skill.
And care.
And care.
Pay attention to detail.
Everything.
No, Nas is one of those artists that, you know, you could tell who pays attention to detail.
You can tell which producers pay attention to detail, which producers love what they're doing and have always dreamt of doing.
Like, you know that hit boy has always dreamt of working with Nas.
He's always had beats that he created where he was like, damn, if I could get Nas on this.
Because for them to produce this volume of work, not just the value, but the quality at this level tells you that hit boy has been waiting for this moment.
He's been waiting for this moment to sit down and.
and work on an album with a rapper like,
oh, an artist like Knott's.
And Puff being able to put someone like a young Jazi
on this album.
It's just, you can just see who cares and who doesn't.
Yeah, it's just a different level of.
I was like, these aren't coming and going.
No.
This is music that's staying.
Yeah.
I can't say that about most of the new artists
when they just put albums.
It doesn't, it doesn't, it doesn't,
you don't have no real attachment to the music.
It's like, okay, you listen to it
just because you want to hear what's going on,
but it doesn't,
a lot of this stuff now doesn't sit.
with you. It doesn't stay with you. It's for the moment. It's like, okay, cool. But that's just
the difference with you, like you said, the artists like Puff and Nas. Both of these gentlemen
being 50 plus years old, being in the game as long as they have been and still able to produce
at this level is just amazing. And it's a nod to just the culture of hip hop that we can age
gracefully and still be relevant and still be excellent in what we do. Yeah. No, for sure.
Some other shit happened with Chris Brown. I saw people, you know, whenever we see Chris Brown
trend and I'm like oh shit like what happened now and uh I see Tanache had uh she did an
interview somewhere and she spoke about regretting having songs with uh R Kelly and uh Chris Brown
yeah now I've spoken on uh Chris Brown on here before I've I've praised him for being a
amazing talent and amazing artist um I've also said you know he's made mistakes when he was
younger that, you know, no man should make.
You should have any man that puts his hands on women is a sucker.
You're weak.
There's no way.
There's no two ways about that.
That's just what it is.
Now, when you're 19, 20 years old and you make a mistake, is it fair to hold that person
to that mistake for the rest of their lives?
I guess depending on what the mistake is, how severe the mistake is.
What the behavior was after that.
What the behavior was after that.
You pay attention to conduct and maturity and things like that.
I know aside from, you know,
know the whole Rihanna situation.
I think DeMaris did put me on to,
he had a situation with Carucci as well.
I didn't even know about that one.
Yeah, I was aware of that too.
So clearly this is somebody who has a history
that has some moments where
moments of weakness, moments of immaturity,
moments of, you know, things that no man should ever do.
But is it fair to keep holding that to his name
every time his name comes up?
But nobody even brought that.
up, though. Nobody said that.
Outside of the, like, the fans, Tanashi didn't say
that. Say what? She didn't
say that she was embarrassed to have
done a song with Chris Brown. She said she was
embarrassed to have done a song with R. Kelly.
Her direct quote about the Chris song
was, Chris was their biggest artist
that they had on rhythmic radio at the time.
And to me, I was like, well, this is a pop song.
So I really don't feel like we should put Chris on it.
That doesn't compute to me.
That's what she said. Oh, and then fuck the headlines.
Because, yeah. Oh, then.
No, but she's saying she did she, she, she,
I thought she said she regretted doing his office.
She was saying she didn't like she wasn't,
she's not happy that she worked with Chris.
Yeah, because it didn't make sense her at the time.
She never said because of any other reason.
For Arkelly,
Oh, okay.
Well,
maybe it got caught up in that.
Maybe that was her reason and why she didn't work with him.
But it got caught up like,
oh, I didn't work with,
I regret working with him because of his past.
I thought that's what that whole thing was.
No.
Chris Brown watched a headline and decided to start.
That aside.
That aside.
That aside.
How long?
How long do we crucify Chris Brown for the incident with Rihanna when he was, I believe, 19 to 20?
Nobody.
I don't know what I'm saying?
No, I'm saying.
If they are.
Like, how long do we, how long do we crucify him for that?
I don't think that goes away.
Yeah, it's a stain.
It doesn't.
It stays forever.
It shouldn't.
I'm not saying people can't be forgiven or people can't change.
I'm not saying that by any means.
But it is always there.
Yeah.
That's one of those.
It's just, it's there.
That's one of those things that no matter what happened.
when you walk in a room,
people are going to think about that.
Now, I do think,
because Joyner Lucas
defended his guy
and went on long rants
and put himself into it.
I don't even really particularly care
to talk about that,
but a point that he was saying,
I do kind of agree with,
and I've been guilty on this podcast
of doing it.
Like, just bringing negativity
to Chris Brown for no reason
when he does pretty much
just mind his fucking business at this point.
Chris rarely throws himself into stuff.
Yeah.
That I'm aware of.
I'm sure.
you guys will be on Twitter.
You'll show me a bunch of stuff
that I'm not aware of,
but people do just kind of put a lot of negativity
on Chris Brown when he does mind his business.
It's interesting, only because, like, out of nowhere.
Like, we know what happened.
And just like we know, everybody else knows.
And it's amazing to see an artist like Chris Brown
still continue to tour and sell out these arenas
what people filled with them.
They all know what happened as well.
So is it a thing like when people are like,
okay, we know what happened.
but he was young
we forgave him for that
because obviously we're still supporting him
if we're in the arena
buying tickets to his show
which means we still support him
we remember what he did
we didn't forget about that
but it does get to a point
where it's like
this person made a mistake
when they were a teenager
1920 whatever
and we'll never forget it
but can we move past it
I can see separating music from a person
it's not your business
you could just like entertainment
What they got personal
Tanashi is working with someone
Now you're working with them
It's different
Let me tell you
I don't know if anybody's ever doing
When I was after this
All let me tell you how many
The black aunties baby
Still fuck with R. Kelly
They blame the girls
They blame the parents
I know so many
My little sister blast R Kelly every day
It said I'm never stopped playing Rkelly
Like dead ass
We know that
But we know that selective
Politicking is a thing
People are gonna feel away
About who they feel away about
Depending on how they feel about
that person.
Exactly.
So that's what you said.
You don't think
people could separate
the artist
to me.
Yes, the fuck
they can't.
I just think
R. Kelly would have
a different type
of time.
Did you watch
the surviving
R. Kelly dot?
Did you see the
footage of when he
was going into court?
All those people
that were outside
were not protesting.
They were supporting.
Yeah.
They were there
to support Robert Kelly.
I know.
Listen, I understand.
I understand.
I know that there's people
that, you know,
they will actively
support people
that have been found
guilty of doing
some crazy.
I mean,
the fucking
Ted Bunn
thing. Women were acting writing him letters
but Ted. Sitting in panties and shit
like that. It's like okay, you know he killed. He's a lady killer.
Yeah, like he's like
you're still sending him panties and in pictures.
So we know that people will
you know, they'll stand on the side
depending on how much they like a person or
you know, how they feel about it. I just, me personally
I think that R. Kelly would
did would never, he would never
be performing on any award show again.
No, of course not. No, not those levels
of things, but he could do. And here's the thing.
I can see a world.
Imagine R. Kelly gets out, which is never going to happen.
And he wanted to do a tour.
I can see the garden being like, no.
But he could sell out the garden if the garden allowed him to perform there.
For sure.
Like without a question.
He could do a couple nights.
This is a sick world we live in.
Ain't it?
Like, because he should really be throwing away to the fucking lions.
I agree.
Never hear from him again.
The fact that we can sit here and say, yo, he could still sell out the garden.
if the garden would let him have the date.
Yeah.
That's insane.
People are selling out a couple times.
That's insane.
That's insane.
He could do the barclaysed MSG shit.
Barclays for one week, MSG the other.
Because you got the catalog for it for sure.
They are showing up in abundance for fucking R. Kelly.
So, yeah, so this whole Chris Brown thing,
obviously we know that people will select and choose who they support
and who they don't support no matter what they do.
He was on stage singing.
and 10,000 people who wants to come back to America
with Robert, and they all said me,
recently, right before he went to jail.
They all said, I want to come back with you.
Now, you're right.
It's, you know.
And that's where it's fucked up for people like me
that are so, like, hard-ass stand on shit,
like where it's like, I'm not fucking with that.
Because you'll find yourself standing on something
like, what he did?
Nah, fuck him.
And then you be the only one at the fuck him party.
Oh, for sure.
And you're like, yo, do y'all know what this?
Dude, like, now I'm the hater.
Now I'm a nigger that's still trying to rehash old shit, bring shit up.
It's like, yo, but this person did something that if anybody did that to one of our relatives,
it would be like, yo, we might kill him when we see him.
And you know what's fucked up?
And I know a lot of people would be scared in the music industry to have this conversation.
That Chris Brownstein, when people have that stance, it's only because we know about it.
Behind the scenes, there are plenty of fucking rappers and singers that we know.
Oh yeah.
Not so I'm going to hang out or fuck with them.
That we know that have beat women and mad people fuck with them because no one
because the public doesn't know.
There's also a-
And they will say I'm like,
I can't fuck with Chris Brown.
But bro,
you know your man has hit that girl,
but because the world doesn't know it.
Mm-hmm.
A selective policy.
But not only that,
like there is obviously the bigger,
the artist,
the more successful you are,
the people want to target those people.
Like if we find out about this that you do that,
let's get them.
It's like the herd mentality.
and not to say he's a smaller artist,
but Uzi did his girl,
and that was like a weak topic.
People were like, yeah.
Was it a week?
It was a day.
What I'm saying?
Like it was like a,
but I'm,
but I'm,
if Uzi was, say,
an artist's level of Chris,
I think,
well, you said the name.
That was the first name
that was in my head that I didn't.
Yeah.
Like first one.
I mean,
all these dudes.
Oozee.
One that's Bay mother teapodak.
Fucking,
like there's so many,
all these dudes in by,
yeah,
you're right behind closed doors.
They're beating the shit out of these women.
I just.
And matter of fact, all the label people that post black squares and that they're all amazing,
they're the ones behind the scenes trying to make sure we forget that those things happen.
They throw away all those court cases.
Yeah, but again, it's fucked up because on one hand, you got people that don't play that shit at all.
It's like, I'm not fucking with this person.
You know what I'm saying?
And then it's like, but when you are that person, people basically isolate themselves from you now and you like the outcast.
Yeah.
Everybody's continuously fucking with this dude that there's some crazy horrendous shit to somebody.
And you're looking at everybody like, yo, wait.
So, y'all, everybody's fucking with him.
So now, again, it's just crazy how things just turn.
And then now all of a sudden you looked at as the fucking weird.
I'll go a step further.
It's tough to even be in the music industry with morals and standards.
I'm not even talking business-wise.
I'm talking just straight morals.
Because artists are very difficult people.
I'm not excusing their mistakes,
but drugs and artist's brain
tends to lend itself for violence against women.
Insane mistakes.
And to work in the music industry,
you have to just deal with artists.
So you have to, how do you even work in it?
If you have that extreme stand,
if I have a roster of artists,
there's a high percentage just based off history
that 85% of these people
will make a mistake
that is kind of unforgivable.
Yeah.
I try.
So you can't like you can't like you can't work in the music and that's when I watch
some of these like label execs and people like try to act like they're these high moral
stance.
I'm like how you can't you work in the music industry.
That's what I said.
It all depends on the person.
It depends on people will select and choose and then some people just have like no,
this applies to any and everybody.
I don't fuck with this.
I'm not cool with that.
So if anybody else.
is on any side of the fence with that,
I'm not one of those people.
I'm not going to pick and choose because,
oh, he or she is successful and they have money.
So, yeah, fuck, I know they did that,
but fucking, I'm still cool with them.
No, wrong is wrong all the way across the board.
And, I mean, I'm not going to shoot bail
to record execs and people that work in the music industry
based off what I said.
But it also sucks that some guy that works a regular job
also probably has co-workers that have done
heinous and disgusting things and has to work with them.
It just sucks that music.
gets the most attention and the most fame and you have to have a more public moral standing
when you're in the light. But every day somebody goes to a fucking factory to work and
it works with seven people that probably beat up their wife. But we don't look at them as like a
terrible human being because they're working with them. They have a fucking job to do and
it is what it is. But we just expect more from the entertainment world. Not excusing anyone
of anything, but that also sucks.
That the record exec has to feel like they have some moral high ground when the guy that
works at a fucking ad agency probably works with a cokehead that just hit a woman.
Yeah, but when you assume the role of a public persona in the music space that is like as an
artist, you're assuming a personality that's reflective and can influence people.
I'm not saying, I'm not saying it's like you're hitting a girl if you're doing all the
drugs, all that shit. It's all bad across the board, but the guy that's doing that on Wall
Street isn't also touring the country and crowd-facing. He's doing the office shit. He's
behind the scene. Going home behind the behind closed doors kind of shit.
But we're the only ones that in hip-hop and R&B that have, think that the label guys
should be forward facing. They're behind the scenes. We just some, for some reason, I don't know,
was when Puff started dancing all in the videos.
But that's just strictly a hip-hop thing.
Nowhere else in the world does the executives
and the workers behind the scene
have any notoriety
or even want to be heard from from the public.
Like one of the biggest rock execs
is now the biggest hip-hopic.
Jimmy Iveen.
I can't really think outside of a few names
who like who's the A&R
at a rock label that's like famous.
That doesn't happen.
Yeah.
So we did that.
So no, they didn't sign up to be forward facing.
We just, we just made that.
Yeah, but there's value in that.
I don't think it's, I think it, yeah, I get it.
You're not the artist, but I think there's value in people becoming personalities
independent of the art.
Like it only strengthens your-
Punch is a great example of someone that I think should be forward-facing.
I love his opinions.
an extremely intelligent guy that can offer a lot to the public
as far as what the industry is doing.
I cannot name a punch in any other genre of music,
any other genre of entertainment.
That just doesn't exist.
I don't know who the K-pop punches.
So with Sean K-pop, man.
Scooter Braun, but not for reasons that he wants to be.
Like, I feel like every time his name gets brought up,
it's obviously for a negative thing.
But that was because Justin Bieber bled so far into the hip-hop world.
And he started with JD as a party promoter.
I mean, I mean, I guess.
Scooter Brown, whether we like it or not is hip-hop.
Yeah, but with the Taylor Swift and Ariana side of things as well,
I'm just saying his name only gets brought up when it's on some negative shit.
Like the way upon, even, I mean, since, yeah, I guess there was like that period where he was looked at as like the guy.
Yeah.
Cool.
For a long time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You're right.
I don't even think Scooters looked at that bad right now either.
He's not.
He's not.
I mean, when people see him, they kind of know like, oh, this Taylor.
Taylor thinks you're a piece of shit.
Yeah.
Like, just because she's one of the biggest artists in the world, and they know how she feels
about him.
But other than that, I think it's still the same.
Yeah, I don't know how we got on that long tangent, but I enjoyed the conversation.
Speaking of music, before we get to voicemails, one of my favorite new music Fridays,
I was overwhelmed and so happy that I was overwhelmed that I didn't know what to listen
to.
First, Cleo Soul's album, Heaven is incredible.
Terris Martin, Alex Isley put out a single that's incredible.
Ombre put out a great record.
Majit Jordan's back.
Like, Doja Cat did her West Side Gun song that I think is great.
It was just a great new music Friday.
A lot of good music come out.
Is that like a fourth quarter thing?
Save the best for the fourth quarter?
It used to be.
Remember like when everyone would wait for Christmas?
Yeah, but I'm saying is it...
Is it back?
Yeah.
Is it back?
Probably.
It's technically not the fourth quarter yet, though.
But these releases that were...
All the people that put out singles are pretty much going to come out in the fourth quarter.
I consider October the fourth quarter, no?
Absolutely.
It is.
Yeah.
Yeah.
September's the fourth quarter.
The calendar, the label calendars aren't traditional.
No.
Yeah.
They're a little staggered.
It's weird.
It is the fourth quarter.
It's the fourth quarter.
A lot of good music.
A lot of good singles.
A lot of good artists dropping right now.
And Jonathan Majors is doing his best.
Cleaning up the streets.
Cleaning up the streets.
Cleaning up his rap sheet.
Only Jonathan Majors can dead the offset in Kenny Beef.
Yeah.
This was like the most random.
We thought that years ago, remember when a chance to rapper saved that guy from a burning car?
Yes.
We thought that was random.
Seeing Jonathan Majors, who is, you know, the villain in Creed 3,
just pop out of nowhere and just break up a fight between.
wearing that hat.
We're wearing that hat.
They said the kids thought he was a time traveler.
I'll break it up.
And he dressed like a paper boy.
The kids thought he was a time traveler.
He just came out of nowhere.
Yeah.
The break up the fight.
The fact of this kid's still trying to go through Jonathan
to get to like his hilarious.
Is that his car parked right there with the door open?
That white Jeep?
Like, did he jump out of that car and run across the street to break up this fight?
I mean, the streets never sleep.
I think so.
Got to be on your toes.
Jonathan, I hear you, man.
Some real life Batman shit.
Do you like this as like a.
rollout?
Breaking up
kid fights?
Yeah, sure.
What if one of those girls
was like, Creed kicked your ass?
Like, nobody knew that was
Jonathan Majes?
Probably not.
Also, shout out to the person
filming on the laptop.
That is wild.
Look at that.
Yeah.
Well, this was good, though.
Nice little scrap and then it got broken up.
The kid was getting washed.
Yeah, he was.
Are these girls fighting?
I'm not sure.
I don't think so.
Girls?
better be girls throwing punches like that.
Yeah.
Those are girls.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
That was nothing a girl punch.
Yeah.
All right.
This is a, especially because they're...
Somebody should yell and cut.
Jonathan.
I'm like, all right, that was great.
Let's do that again.
Yeah, they said it was staged.
It looks like it.
If that was staged, I feel for the girl that was on the ground.
That's a method actor.
She's got a ass whoops.
She has a future.
You've got mail.
All right, voicemails.
Listen, Julian, you've been trying to do a
decent job at vetting these things, man.
And, you know, hopefully we have something good.
We had a decent one last week.
Okay, I don't want to bring the mood down.
This one's really sad, but it's, it's touching.
Pause.
You'll see.
I hope they weren't touched.
Yo, it's your boy Cliff out of Texas, East Texas, to be specific.
I wouldn't be a Texan if I didn't shout out my region.
But, nah, shout out to y'all boys, man.
Rory, Ma.
Demaris, Edin, Julian, Yomi, the whole crew, man.
I've been a big fan of the pod for a long time.
But I really don't need any advice.
I just kind of want to give a shout out if I can.
It's going to take a hard left right here, y'all.
But y'all just hang on with me, just hang tight with me.
But me and my wife, we just lost our first kid at 30 weeks.
And, man, it's been the craziest experience of my life.
I've experienced, you know, loss before, but it's a different feeling.
It's a different loss, you know, and, you know, we got, you know, we stand strong and
in what we believe, and we know that, you know, she's dancing in the clouds right now,
and we're at peace with what's going on.
But I just want to shout out my wife, man, just her strength and her just, you know,
just her strength of this whole process.
I can't wrap my head around it.
I'm just, like, blown away and astonished by it.
I just want to figure out a way to just shout her out.
She's a big fan of the Paz.
She loves Demaris.
But I just want to figure out a dope way to just kind of just like shout her out
and tell her how much I love her and how much I admire her strength.
So yeah, man, shout out to Aaron.
I love you.
Shout out to Aaron.
Cliff.
Thank you for that.
No, it took a lot to do.
Yeah, continue prayers and condoneses us to you and your family on the loss of your daughter.
That's never something, you know, losing kids and losing a baby is always some of the toughest things that parents are.
You know, your parents always say, I don't want to bury my children.
I want my children to bury me.
So for you to have to bury your baby is a different level of pain that I can't even imagine.
So just continue prayers and strength to you and your family.
And shout out to your wife for being strong and, you know, being what a woman, a great woman is.
And yeah, thank y'all for supporting the pod
and again, continue prayers to y'all.
Yeah, love to Cliff and Aaron.
Hopefully, one day we see you guys on the road
and we can have some fun.
What kind of fun?
I don't know.
That fucked me up, man.
I'm sorry.
No, I'm glad you played it because I'm happy that Cliff reached out.
If he fucks with the pod and felt comfortable sharing that with us,
I think that shows an extreme amount of strength.
I love how self-ful.
why he was doing it was for his wife.
Like, it was beautiful.
I'm just fucking with Rory because I know he didn't know what to say.
I didn't know what's so fucked up.
He's like, I.
Trying to think, how do we cheer them up?
I don't know.
No, I mean, you don't.
You just pray for them, man.
That's all you can do.
You know what I mean?
Life happens.
Life is going, you know, do what it's going to do.
And they sound like they've accepted it.
And, you know, they sound like, he sounds like he has a strong woman.
And they have a strong faith in God and the decisions that, you know, God makes.
So just continue prayers and blessings and strength to Cliff and Aaron.
And Aaron, you have an amazing partner.
First thing he's thinking about in a situation.
He's also grieving with is you and making sure you feel better.
So I think that was the beauty in that sad call.
Well, Aaron, thank you for listening.
Thank you, Aaron and Cliff for being supporters.
We love you and we're praying for you.
So keep your heads up because things do get better.
It may not seem like it, but they will.
And I don't know if you want to take that
I love you from De Maris
that heavy because she said she loves everyone.
Yeah.
Oh, that's true.
She did say that.
It's a cheap.
Well, I love Aaron specifically.
I'd be lying to other people, but I mean it with her.
Okay.
You said you love Aaron?
Mm-hmm.
I don't even know her.
We've been through this.
Don't lie to Aaron like that.
Yeah, like, don't lie to her right now.
I do have love for her.
Fam, what?
Y'all are haters.
If Aaron walked in here right now,
you wouldn't even know who she was.
But Aaron just said that.
He said that Aaron loves me.
I can't love her back.
I love my supporters.
and people who support me.
I don't have many with this fucking podcast.
So I appreciate it.
It's because you speak for all women.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Reddit hates women.
Yeah.
You haven't noticed that?
It's not just RSA.
Reddit in general.
Do you want to know why Reddit hates women?
Does they get no pussy?
I'm sure I'll get flack for that.
Yeah, but I mean, you fuck bitches though.
That's why I'm not up Reddit, man.
Wow.
You don't get pussy, though.
Don't baiting his beard for nothing.
Oh, my God.
We have another voicemail.
Yeah, let's end on the like.
I don't know.
Yeah. This is a two-parter.
So, oh, great.
Hey, everyone.
So basically, I didn't get into dental school on my first try.
I just reapplied with the stronger application, but the application process is lengthy.
It's about a year and only 80 students get in.
I know a majority of the students I got in last year and even the year before.
So I have to say that I get spurts of FOMO every now and then.
And I am confident with my life.
I wouldn't switch it for any.
anyone else's.
And I guess I was just wondering how you guys deal with the fear of missing out.
And another contrasting question that I had in mind was if you had a snake bite on your neck, would you let, excuse me, would you let anyone in the room suck the venom out?
This one, he ain't got.
And pause, by the way.
Peace.
Thank you for the pause.
You supposed to say pause before you asked that question, but it's all good.
That was the two-parter.
Yeah, how do you guys deal with FOMO and would you suck Vennem out?
FOMO is not a real thing for you.
It's real.
Oh, for you.
I don't give up.
Because you know what?
Every time I feel like I miss something, the next time I go to that same type of event, I'm like,
this is why I don't come to this type of shit.
Well, his FOMO is a little different because it's a career that he was really pursuing.
And he's watching all his, like, dentist friends start their career.
His is his is wholesome.
Yeah.
He's going to have teeth.
Yeah, but I mean, he's going to go on to become a dentist and he's going to start cleaning
the mouths and be like, this is what I really wanted to, like, do it.
what he wants to do.
I don't want to sound corny and cliche,
but I do believe in timing.
Like, it may just be.
Stars the line.
You don't, though.
Like, sometimes you're not meant to have,
I believe in time, yes.
You're not meant to have certain things
because you're not ready for them.
And I think there's a world
where this was the purpose.
Like, he'll get into dental school
and he'll be a great dentist,
but at that time,
it's just not ready for it now.
Yeah.
I'm with them, though.
Like, as someone that...
It would suck.
Don't get me wrong,
to view it that that perspective like all right it just wasn't for me now let me put my head down
focus and now I have more time to figure out exactly maybe maybe I don't even want to be a dentist
maybe maybe there's other things that you can go through with the time that you have now that
you're not going to school with your peers he'll be a dentist in due time I agree I went through
that um want to be a dentist when I don't know I wanted to be a mouse I wanted to be a psychiatrist
I wanted to be a psychiatrist and I was in school and because something I fucking hate you guys
so much that's wholesome
Yeah.
Hall.
So you want to be a psychiatrist?
You wanted to be a psychiatrist?
She wanted to be a brain.
I want it to be a psych.
It's funny?
It's funny.
I'm running.
No, psychiatrists.
You want it to write.
You want to be able to write prescriptions.
Imagine Demaris writing prescriptions.
Holy grail.
Imagine you going to a therapist and Demaris walks in the office and sits down.
I'd be addicted to Adderall if Tamaris was a psychiatrist.
I'm sorry, DeMaris.
I'd have a fentanyl addition if that was the case.
What were you saying?
I'm sorry.
You dressed like a blue chew.
Anyway, I wanted to be a psychiatrist, and because of some family stuff, I had to drop out
of school, and I ended up going when I eventually went back to, I was so upset, and I watched
all my friends graduate earlier than me, and I was so heartbroken.
I felt like a failure and all of these things.
And then it comes to turn out, I don't even want to be a psychiatrist.
I ended up in media, getting a degree in media communications, and here I am.
And my career wouldn't have gone that way, and I wouldn't be sitting here.
with you fucks, unfortunately,
had I just stayed in psychiatry school.
Actually, you know what, sir, fight harder to get in.
This is the greatest job you've ever had in your life.
Don't lie to yourself.
You think so?
This is the greatest job you've ever had in your life.
You're okay.
Listen, to Damaris's point, too, like, that pain.
When I was at Def Jam with Shaw Money and he moved to L.A.,
and I wasn't able to move to L.A. at that point,
for finances, family just wasn't that.
I was fucking devastated.
And I think had I done that, I may have ended up staggering my eyes.
own growth and would have been like a label guy.
Or you'd have been a 60 crib.
That, I mean, well, that's who.
Yeah.
Well, he has red hair, so.
Yeah, that might be.
Oh, yeah, you might need to go.
Yeah.
I would die a blue.
That could be cool.
That would be nice.
But yeah, sometimes say who you wit.
I'm sorry.
You'd be Chad Hanks out there?
Who you wit?
Yes, I would be.
That would be Chad Hanks.
All right.
Go ahead.
I'm sorry.
Yes.
So, yeah, and I'm so happy that I never made that move because I think I probably would have been
successful in a bad way.
Like, I think I would have been great at that, like, real label shit, especially with
Shaw at the time.
I'm happy it didn't happen because I found other passions and other ways in the music
industry that fit better for me.
Yeah.
I would have went to L.A. and been a fucking amazing A&R.
But I don't think that's what I would have wanted in retrospect now.
Listen, fuck all that.
You think if a snake bite in your neck, I would suck it.
Well, that's what I really wanted to get you.
Shot Money would, yes, he can suck the venom out of my neck.
I call Yomi
If we all get bit
If you want to date Yomi
If you want to snack it
You think Yomi would suck your neck
No I'm saying I if Yomi got bit
I'm saying if we if you want to suck her neck
He's asking us in the room who we would
Help Venom out
I'm stuck in the venom out of Yomi
Yo listen you can't
Yomi works
That's not HR
That is H.R. That is H. That is pretty
That's love
No that's you speaking from your loins
Calm your loins relax
All right Edin would suck it out of you
Hey
No no no no no no no no
If he could say that shit, give him the fucking paws.
Edit him, would you not?
No, give him the pause.
Who would you pick?
Probably demarius.
Yeah.
My neck smells good.
He knows that.
Listen, if I get bit by a snake and any of y'all know how to get venom out,
do what you need to do, any of you.
If I get bit by, it's just my time.
What did you get?
Also, also.
Who brought a snake into the studio?
Julian.
Probably Julian.
Yeah.
Just letting you go.
Just let me go.
I thought it was a fucking pet.
It's my time.
Y'all can't stand in the way of God would.
in the ass.
All right, I might have to go on.
People were saying that we needed an HR department after our last TikTok.
I keep telling you I'm HR.
We're going to do a part two to that TikTok, by the way.
We're going to get some crazy shit off.
If you haven't seen our past the phone, TikTok, please go on our Instagram and in TikTok
and watch it.
Please don't.
While we're talking about socials, Drake commented on the DeGrasse's kit guys.
Oh, did he really?
Congrats.
He said congrats?
No, like he left like 16, like laughing emojis.
What the fuck?
Great.
Not 16, sorry, seven.
Six. Oh, damn. Damn, I wish you dropped it.
It wasn't six? I'm going to pin the comment right now.
He's not staying true to Brian. He got to be six left.
I get for like social media reasons, you do need to pin that comment.
I'm definitely pinning it.
That's so corny.
Oh, no, you have to do it because you posted it.
That's gay.
Oh, guess it's never going to happen now.
That's so gay.
Guess it's never happening now.
You can pin Drake's comment.
Ew, what's wrong with you?
Julian.
If that was on the new Royal Mall page, I get it.
We should pin that comment.
I'm pinning the comment.
I'm taking your phone.
Drake's comment on my Instagram,
you have me all the way fucked up.
See, Benner would tell you that if you aren't committed.
You think I would ever.
Bro.
What would Benner say, Rory?
Why are you doing this?
Pin the comment.
Do two more Toronto dates for shitty pay.
Go kick our ass.
He doesn't listen.
Yeah.
No, we can talk about better.
Better doesn't listen, especially in the end of the episode.
Thank you all for listening.
We appreciate y'all, man.
We're about to get the fuck on out of here.
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Speaking of Patreon, I think we're going to head over to Patreon now?
No.
No?
No.
Okay, then fuck y'all.
Fuck that.
Fuck that.
But no, seriously, thank y'all.
Thank y'all for fucking with us.
Thank y'all for listening.
Thank y'all for subscribing.
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Gang.
Peace.
Ma'all, you can help me move?
You know, as grown-ups, we're going to help her move.
And he's people.
For pizza and beer.
Like, help you move with pizza.
I look like a, who do I?
I was born here.
She flew.
here you grew here?
Pizza and beer?
What the fuck do I look like?
Mall crushing a beer?
I would offer you pizza and beer.
I offer these niggas pizza and me.
What would you offer him?
What would you offer him? Sal.
Yeah, what would you offer me if I came to help you more?
What would you offer me?
Some pussy.
Who's pussy?
Oh.
Like, you just got pussy walking around.
Like, they're just available for like,
if you want some, I'm like, yeah, I got you.
You know, there's some pussy in the fridge you want it.
It's some pussy upstairs.
So, it's some pussy upstairs.
What?
Like,
The Casa Suf.
Man, I'm out.
No, whoa.
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