New Rory & MAL - Episode 205 | The Guys Travel Back In Time

Episode Date: September 29, 2023

We’re taking our TikTok and marketing very seriously. We re-propose some ideas from Tupac for the guys to recreate. Did you know 4 presidents have been assassinated? This leads to a discussion about how to make funeral culture better. If you could witness anytime in history where would you go? We get to voicemails where we give some proper dating advice. Then Mal shares a revelation we never saw coming about his dating life. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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This isn't how I wanted to start, I promise, but it does appear that Mall is drinking breast milk. I thought it was calm. It's what the fridge looks like. But now that time has passed... That's what you wanted to start? No, that's not. I just... Now that time has passed from the pass-the-phone game

and people have re-watched it. Does anyone have any resentments towards what people were saying? No. Because we said we were going to play Pass the phone. For those that don't know, it's a TikTok game. We post it on our IG where you say something about someone else and then pass the phone to that person. We crossed the line on a few things.

And if we're going to do another one, I need to know who's really feeling resentful. Because my album didn't go double copper. Oh, so it sounds like you're feeling very. I'm like, yeah, like you're bringing this up. Like, but you're the one that wants to talk about. Oh, no, he didn't get no sleep after that. He recouped. Then I started to look up what.

Whenever you start talking about Roy's album, he don't get no sleep. If it's not something he wants to hear, he's not going to, the copper is valuable in the streets. People steal copper all the time. Yeah, we use it in our phone. So it's a compliment. But then I was trying to figure out of it. If he's been with original copper.

My album was fire, right? Boyle it. Never mind. I guess. It's something there. It's something there. It's a little simmer. I mean, pennies are in.

It's the copper, too. Yeah, yeah. Just a little bit. Just the little bit. Not too much. Well, I was then trying to figure out what copper was like numbers wise. Like, very big. Platinum.

No, no, no. Million gold. It's bad. Anything under like maybe 50,000? Oh, then like most of us went. That's, yeah. Me and her went copper. Damn.

Why got to throw her in her? Yeah, she sold like 38. First week? I like my company then. Yeah, copper's good. If that's the metric. I mean, but that wasn't his first week. Yeah, but going double copper.

I think they were around 12. Somewhere. Double copper. Oh, yeah, that's penny. All right. I'll take it. That's penny. That's right.

Also, telling everyone that, telling everyone that demarcetka. It's a slow burn. She's allergic to latex. It's fucked up. Yeah. I did make that up. Have you ever told a guy that? I am allergic to latex.

And I feel like, I feel like. I'm not doing that. I'm not doing that. See, if you didn't see, we're not doing that. see the video. We're not doing that. I passed the phone to DeMaris after I said, this person lies to men and says, I'm allergic to latex, meaning that she's trying to get them not to put a condom on. Which is apparently bad. So what do you use? Use lamb skin? No. There are there lambskin. No, she uses. Bearback. Humus skin. Bare back. Yeah. And I feel like as a friend,

like I had confided that in you before. And I don't think you did. And I feel like you just shared that with the world. I confide my first week numbers to you and you took it. the next level. Yikes. I patted him, though. Copper was padding. Damn. Anytime you got a pad with the copper.

Anytime you got a pad with copper is crazy. 12K with on an independent, I think it's great. You did amazing, sweetie. You did great. The sweetie? Sweetie. Because it's a sweetie. And because sweetie didn't sell a lot of records.

Yeah. I see what she was trying to do. You see what she's doing right there. No, you're trying to call me sweetie. Yeah. That's not a child. That's what she called you. She called you sweetie.

Yo, Maul instigate real bad. No, I don't. I should have listened to Vlad, man. Vlad said if Sweetie would have done an interview, she would have sold $200K. Is that what he said? Thanks. Let me promise you something. She wouldn't have done $200K.

Instead of the 8K, she did. No, she would have. Yeah, she did. Vlad gives that much of a bump in music? Not at all. I don't think like, and this isn't a, a,

promise this isn't a shitting on Vlad segment. Or sweetie. I think it would have a lot of impact on eyes on her and I think people would click it because Vlad would ask questions people want to know about with Sweetie. I don't know if that would entice

someone from Vlad's audience to go, well now I'm about to go listen to a sweetie out. She did 2000. That's sick. Oh, wow. Where does that come from them? I'm not actually, I'm not actually, I promise. No, I didn't know it was two.

It's just like, but that could be poor. And sweetie did too. It's not a knock at you. Damn. It's not a knock at you. Damn. It's not a no. No, I'm not. She had a McDonald's deal. That's because I did bootleg kev.

You see? That's the difference right there. You didn't know. Sweetie didn't do Bulek. She did? I think there's a sweetie. The quote from Vlad was if Sweetie did his interview, she would have easily done 10 times her first week sales.

She did, she did Buleleck. So 20. So 20. So she did Buley Kut. Yeah. 22. She's, listen, again,

this is not anything personal with Vlad. That's just not true. Like, yeah, no. That interview would have done

numbers. Yeah. Because Vlad would have asked about Cuevo and all the shit, but it wouldn't have been like, I have to listen to the Sweetie project now. Nobody,

I don't think anybody. That's the Lerner's fault though. I don't, 2K with Sweetie and the singles that she's had. She had a McDonald's. Yeah. That's great. Now, that's insane.

That's right. You probably sold more of her meal than they did out of 100. Yeah. No, I'm not saying that as a. I mean, that's true. Just at the West Forth McDonald's.

Just off me alone. What? Edding at the West Forth McDonald's. Yeah. That's close. You went crazy like I burned down. You went crazy with the sweetie sauce? Yeah.

Oh, whoa. Relax. Isn't that the name of? Relax. First of all, she's a woman. Okay. And I'm talking to a man. How is that a year?

You can't look at me as a man and ask me if I like the sauce. I said the sweetie sauce. You're looking at me in my eyes. So what? I'm talking about sweetie. Hmm. It could be, I mean, specify sweetie the rivalry. you just been calling them sweetie.

They call it suedean sour. There was a salad? It's just sweet and sour. It's Swedish and sour. Oh, that's funny. Oh, that's cute. Look at high fructose corn syrup being the first. Now, hold up.

What would be Rory's McDonald's meal? They dress me up as Ronald. No, the meal. You would. Be clowns sauce. You're just a clown? Clown sauce. Clown sauce.

Yeah, red sauce. Yeah, red sauce. There you go, ginger sauce. Yeah. Red sauce? Okay. Kind of like an orange chicken kind of vibe. if McDonald's did orange chicken, that'd be sick.

I'm sure they do something. We should do a far as you like this for you guys, like a McDonald's remake. Why do you think we should do that? Yeah, why do you think we should do that down for us? Come on, come on, come on, give us the pitch. I got you, I got you. Yeah, this is, I was at a label.

Oh my God. So when Drake did their roll out for her loss. And nobody can't tell me they were at a label. And also leading with, and Drake did this being the biggest artist of the year. I'm already kind of, well, Drake did it. Yeah. Okay.

The biggest order. So stadiums now. Like, can we do it? Yeah, let's do it. No. So when,

on the Hurloss roll out, when they did the fake promo run, the Vogue cover. We should copy. The, uh, whatever you can. It's in the same, similar vein.

If you guys did a McDonald's campaign and we released it and promoted it as as if it was official collaboration with McDonald's, we have a big enough following. There's enough credit, like credibility in the space that people would believe it. Mm-hmm. Put it out. See what happens.

Like, Ma'all, I eat your meal. We wouldn't get a C&D because we're not popular enough, but if we were, we'd get C&D. You would get, it would get traction. Oh, it would definitely get traction. That's the point. But is that, all right, so what are we doing this for in hopes of getting a real McDonald's meals? No, I mean, it would be. I'm not mad like, you got to show me the ingot, though.

Extra fries in the bag. First, it's just extra fries in the bag. It would be two barbecue sauce. Growth. People would know people that aren't fans of the popular. Like, what is going on and find out. And Tor. sell some tickets.

You could have a vegan meal. We would, how would we sell McDonald's would buy tickets? No, ass. This would go viral. This would go viral. And then people would be like,

oh, who are they? Oh, look, they're also on tour. They're funny. This is funny. I want to see that live. You guys are not taking Julian serious. I'm dead ass.

I think it would be funny to do a version of this. Yeah. So you think me pouring sweet and sours we wouldn't do this shot. We would do your version of this shot. What would his version of? Dipping nuggets and ketchup?

Sure. we could do like, yeah, yeah. I mean, all I could eat is the fries. We can put you in a tub full of fries. Which I fully believe there's animal product. You know when Tupac did that shoot in the tub? Be like that, both fries. You just call...

Malpac. I mean, I love your energy and your, like, enthusiasm, but no. Let's go back to the drum boy. Well, let's say... I never want to shoot down ideas. Always be creative. Look at that. I think that one maybe we should take... We should table...

Tupac did that. That's sick with fries. Hip-hop. It was sick when he did it. So you think I'm going to cover my crotch and fry? But like it would be, we wouldn't just do the bikini line. We would actually cover, we do like neck down. The bikini line.

And so it's two pox de Cole you talking about. And this is something Edin is going to shoot. So it's going to be mall and Edin in the bathtub. Well, why am I in the bathtub with him? Because you have to shoot it. Well, you'd be standing. You'd be straddling the tub. Yeah, you'd stand over him.

Yeah. I wonder what the direction. Eden, don't worry. This is never happened. This is never happening. Damn. How did they convince Pac to do this? That was Pac idea.

I still don't think that's Pock behind him hands. There's literally a picture of him right there. Someone redid it. Hold on. You think that picture's never been remade? There you go. That's Pock right there. That's Pock. This is before AI.

That's literally him. That's Pock, bro. And Alan Niver. Do you guys remember the Tupac Resurrection documentary? Yeah. And this is back when Mall says, I just have weird memories. At one point when he's narrating, he's like, no one could ever say I've been a sellout. And then they flashed to this picture.

I'm like, that director was an asshole. Yeah, what dickheads. Damn. I mean, I get it. Is that selling out? This picture? What was this? I mean, if that's not what you're cool with.

I think it was just to shoot. I mean, I think anytime rappers are in, you know, posing in these kind of, you know, risky positions, I think that people are going to kind of say, oh, that's he's selling out, he's this, he's that, or she's selling, you know. But I don't know. I mean, it's gold, right? I mean, it literally is gold on it. It's gold chains, gold watches, jewelry. so I mean that's you know that's part of the hip hop aesthetic um I don't know of just covering you know your your crotch area with gold is hip hop but you think the ladies love this

I think I'm sure the women were into that I think I mean women love I don't remember people I don't remember girls being mad at this picture I don't remember that Maris how does this picture make you feel I'm actually extremely turned down by Pock in every picture but this one this is gross this is nasty he's got his foot on the wall too like that's definitely not adult size bath I don't know if y'all know. The 15 women fans that we have will understand this. But girls do that sometimes. Never mind.

But girls are in that position sometimes underneath the bathtub. That's what that reminds me of. When they're trying to kill themselves? No, when they're letting the water flick their bean. Oh. What's wrong with you? I thought you were like under the ball is. I mean, Rory is sick.

The bean was right. It's just that. Rory's a little odd. Well, I thought you were saying like under, that's how they lay when they're under the water. That seems suicidal to me. It's harder to drown. I mean, their wrists would have to be in the water. You don't stop the tennis.

you just let it run and it flicks the bean the pressure we're talking about mcdonalds and sweetie wait so you that's he's but his crotch is too far from the no you well he was scooted up and put his legs up more damn i thought that's what you guys let's not put that on pock he's not here to defend himself that he's he scooted up and lifted his legs under the no i'm not he's not here like he's come on let's not do that to him i'm saying but that's what that picture reminds me of it's not a very attractive photo to me since y'all asked me but i think pock was an attractive for the right amount of bread Would you recreate this photo? No, I don't know.

It's never crossed my mind to do a photo shoot like this. A Pock tribute. I don't like any photos shoots. But in the same vein of us recreating a McDonald's ad, we should, you guys could recreate iconic hip-hop photos. But with this would be, all right, see, now you're on to something. I'm not mad at that. Yeah.

I'm saying, like, let's do, hip-hop has gone through many eras. A lot of them weird as shit. I think it's funny to pay tribute to some of the go. Like, people. look at Tupac as like a, you know what I mean? Like an anomaly. Like a bigger than life character, all that, everything that you hear on a daily basis

about the man. But these photos exist. Let's highlight this kind of shit. There's other crazy hip-hop photos that... Oh, yeah. I'm not just shitting on it. It's not just a Pock thing. Who would want to recreate the Big Daddy Kane with Naomi Campbell and who was the other chick? Was it Madonna? Yeah.

I think that's more mall style. No, me, for sure. You would be Big Daddy Kane? Pull the photo up. So for the listeners, for the listeners, we are producing in real time. This is what we're doing for future content.

This is a production meeting right now. Yeah. This one? Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm big day. It's iconic for. Greer can be Madonna.

Who would be the one in the middle? Damaris, do you be shirtless with the mall's Jesus piece on? Yeah, who would be known? Since your big daddy king? I'll be fire, yeah. Would you get a flat top? That can't be mall Demeris and Greer?

No. Plain and simple. Let's stay in the Tupac algorithm, since that's a big part of YouTube. Now the dust has settled, how do you feel about Kee-D.'s house being raided and him now? I think that's just, you know, I think they already said that the things that they found at his house have no connection to the actual, the murder or anything like that. Like, I think that was just them pulling straws trying to figure out something new, and they may have heard an interview, and somebody said, well, maybe you need to investigate further.

But I think that they made it clear that anything that they found at his house didn't have anything to do with the murder. I just think they just got into a corner because Vegas PD has done absolutely nothing since 1996. And then there's a guy on a legit press run and a best-selling book saying, hey, I was in the car. Yeah. And no one did anything. Yeah.

So he just raided his house, but I still think he's going to get arrested. KPD? Yes. No, I don't think so. His, I don't know what lawyer he had and I don't know shit about law stuff, but even I could figure out if I have a proffer agreement with the LAPD about a crime I committed in Las Vegas, what the fuck does that mean? Yeah, LAPD couldn't arrest me for the crime anyways. So now I have a confession and Vegas you have no agreement with, going to jail. He may be arrested, but I don't think they have anything to convict him of anything.

He has about 17 different confessions and a book. Yeah, but you still would have to prove it, though. You could say anything. Somebody can say anything on an interview. But if you can't prove it, it means nothing. Well, I believe he swore or whatever when he did the Greg Kating interview or confession, rather. But that was taped illegally, so they can't even use that in court. But he did, like, do the, you know, confess.

Whatever you have to say before you give a confession to make it legit to be used in court. He did that. Like he swore under oath? Yes. With Greg Cating, that was in his proffer agreement that I am telling the truth. I'm not just doing an interview on the internet. Yeah. But that can't be used because Greg Cating being a media attention horror, tape that.

He didn't tape that for justice. He taped that so he could put it in a book and do interviews. Yeah. I still think he's going to be. They're going to find something. I don't think so. There's too many years of past, man. Nobody still has evidence of one of the most notorious murders happening, like, just sitting in their house.

Like, who the fuck would do that? I mean, it's like the rap version of Epstein. It'll just forever be a, who knows? I suppose. Some things aren't supposed to be solved. Solved, yeah. I mean, we know, we kind of sort of know what this is. Like, this isn't, you know, the older you get and you look back Pock and big and these guys were 25, 24.

Crazy. When all of this happened. Crazy to think. This is no different than what goes on now. Like, it's, it's hip hop artists having entourages that get into it with other street guys and street shit happens. Like, that's what this is. It just happens to be that Tupac was the victim here. What I also think is sick, I was watching another video of Compton PD officer talking about the day that the alleged killer Orlando Anderson was shot and killed for a separate event.

and as he was dying, the first thing the cop asked was, did you kill Tupac instead of asking about the current crime that was happening? Three dead bodies around him, and he's asking this guy about a rumor. Yeah. Like not who just shot you, which is like a typical thing that cops would ask. Yeah. So I think that's actually a thing. Death confessions can be used in court. And you went, did you kill Tupac?

What? That's so weird. He died. Oh. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I was just saying, like.

Yeah, like fighting for my life, I'm not sick. and giving confessions. Like, I'm bleeding out right now. I'm bleeding out. And but like, why? I don't understand when there's a triple shooting. First of all, it's going to take you a second to recognize who that is. And then to then go, well, forget these other guys.

Yo, what about Pock? Crazy. Do you think that they'll try to kill Donald Trump? No. No. I think so. Like, like, who, who's they? Just they.

You don't think he'll be in a Saturday. I think so. I think that, but it does, does it even matter? But that's the thing, because I remember when Obama was in office, that was just the start off rumor. And even then I was like, nah, even though the circumstances I feel like could have been way worse. Donald Trump is just, that dude is surrounded.

He is surrounded. I feel like if, I feel like Donald Trump. You would have to be so internal. Donald Trump does not even, not even if it's possible to kill him, but even wanting to kill him. I feel like Donald Trump does enough damage to his own reputation for them. to, I don't think they're really worried about him. No, I think a lot of people.

I think people are worried. But most of the, if you look at the presidents that they've said would be assassinated in the last 10 years, none of them were really doing anything that was drastically impacting the inner structure. Because the only people that could really kill the president of the CIA if we get down to it. Yeah. So if they're still playing ball and not affecting too much and just being this face, why kill them? What was the last?

Like JFK was a little deep because that was getting into some waters where they're, he was legitimately going to change the inner circle structure. So he had to go. And he didn't play ball with the mob and the mom's year got excited like, hey, we could be friends now. And that happens. Interestingly. No president has really

drastically changed anything within the American structure as of lately. There's only been four assassinated presidents, right? Abraham Lincoln, James Garfield, William Kinley, and John of Kennedy. The last attempt, though, was in 2017 when someone in North Dakota

tried to kill Donald Trump. So that's kind of crazy. Bush ducked that shoe. That was good reaction. That was a good reaction. Say what you were all about W. Yeah. It was two.

He bob one and then went the other. He would be the one that I would have thought they would want to kill over Trump. No. To be real. Yeah. Everyone made what? You know how much money everyone made

when Bush was here? That's true. He would be the first one. They would give a third fucking term to. They talk about economy. I mean, we all suffered because of Bush, but, you know, Presidents are here to make us suffer and everyone else rich.

Bush probably made more money for, I'm not going to say deep state because that's way too Q& but the inner state than probably any president we've seen in our lifetime. They went great. They're still spending that. That Iraq war everyone's pockets. They still spending that gun money and that

uniform money, all that shit. They spending that shit like a Catholic's communion money. I think that if they, I think that if Trump wins the presidency, they're going to try to assassinating. Who, though? Who is they? That's why I keep saying. What, the people?

The government. Oh. I think he plays... I think Trump plays ball more than we think he does. I think a lot... I think Trump is one of the most brilliant marketers ever, and he seems to be a disruptor, and I don't think he's much of a disruptor.

What? I think it's... His marketing power compared to his actual power? The show, yeah, it looks like he's disrupting. But like, I'm talking about the real shit that we're not. not privy to. Nothing's, he's still playing ball.

Like, what do you think would be the final straw? I don't know, man, but I just, I feel like, I feel like we don't, I feel like as society, we don't, we wouldn't even care. I think if we open our phone right now and see that Donald Trump was assassinated, nobody would give a fuck. No, I think that'd be crazy. A whole half of the country would. Because all they're going to do now is just roll out some other shit that's going to take

our attention away from that. Like, then they'll show us the aliens getting off the UFO. The aliens did it? No, they'll just show us that. Like, they'll just start pumping that through our phones. Like, oh, we finally have footage of aliens landing and this is them getting off to, like, that's going to take our attention away from the fact that the president just got killed. Like the original moonlight. Exactly.

Like, that's holy. They're just going to give us something that's like, oh, shit. Like, but that's with, they just rolled out to it. It's with everything. Quote unquote alien corpses and we don't give a fuck about that. That's shit. It wasn't real. Yeah.

They were very obviously. But what if they real? We just waved it off like, yo, no, that's not real. Like, I still. I still think they could be. That shit was not real. But why would you think that? But this is what I'm trying to tell you.

The guy that led with that, offered that information as a history of lying and making shit up like that. Like this wasn't like his first time doing this. This is like his third show and tell. He's low key.

He's like, so like a government official. Paper mache this time and see if that works. No, like he's doing what the government does. Well, he said they were mummified.

At the end of the day, mummies are just paper machet that lasted longer. True. High key. It's like they were just well kept paper mache. I still can believe

they opened them big ass boxes in them too little ass. Yo, I thought we was about to see some crazy shit. They was just trying to respect them. You know, sometimes people want like the chariot casket going. They just, aliens wanted to be respected. I think if you go to a funeral and it's a big casket, you open it and it's just

like this little thing. You're like, all right fam. Y'all couldn't get something. I've never said at a big budget. Why is this tiny body? No, I'm just saying because the body fits the casket. But that's what I mean? Like, what if they bring out a big casket at a funeral and they open the casket for the final viewing. And it's we man?

Yeah, it's just like this little thing. I'm going to like, I'm like, all right, fam. Y'all couldn't get a smaller casket? I know we talked about funerals a few episodes ago, but I'll pose another question, not to get too dark. If you knew you were about to die in like a month or two, would you start planning your funeral? No, I don't give a shit.

Yeah, I'm not, it's like my own birthday. I'm not trying to do that shit. Why would you plan your death date? Yeah. I mean, I know it's coming, so like, maybe I want it to go away. So you might as well start now then if you really want it. I would just leave a bunch of voice notes. like that you could push

when you sit in the pews like personalized ones of, but like nothing deep or like I would probably it would be like the way we played past the phone. Yeah.

Yeah. Your breath stinks. Like I would treat my funeral like the end of why did I get married at the dinner scene. Oh no. Everyone grieving

to just ending up to hate me. I don't know if I would plan it but I would definitely like want to shoot like a like a long video for sure of just like me just saying random shit. getting shit off, maybe just directing it towards certain people.

Yeah. But I don't know if I would plan like the funeral. I would say, yo, don't put me in this color. Whatever y'all do, don't put me in. What color? What color would you not want your casket? I don't want to, no, don't put me like in a white suit. Please don't do that.

Why? If you're an angel, mom. That's true. Don't put me in a way. You're an angel. Don't do that. God chose you. I will be upset if they put me in a white suit.

God needed a strong. You're dead. I'd rather. So what? I'd still be upset. If they put you in like a red suit or something. There's big bees over there. What are you talking about?

Ooh. That's not. Look at your shoes. Yeah. Yeah. Look at your hat. It's off the grid today. I'm off the grid today.

I'm off the grid today. I'm listening to the love album, though. So that's, that's right. There you go. That's big right. Yeah. Wait, but what's wrong with the white suit? I just, I just would never wear a white suit.

Would you want a hat on? Cream. What about cream? No. What a waste of fabric? Did you just go in butt ass? Yeah. No.

Same way you came in the world. I'm not saying for the way. like we should just leave dead people for a viewing. Yeah. But there should be like, hammy down suits or like just, you know. I'm sure that's kind of what happens that we reuse with other dead people.

How do you reuse them if the suit gets out? You're saying take this. Oh, if they spill something on it while they're dead? Yeah. If they stain it, take it to the cleaners. Spill some dirt on it? You don't think that's like a huge waste of fabric? No.

I think that if your loved one is past and you want to, you know, dress them up nicely. I feel like there's... No, I'm saying that can happen for the, for the funeral. Even the casket. Once it's over, strip them,

put them in a box that's going to biodegrade better. You don't want cremating. That's true. Some people don't want to be cremated. Yeah,

I don't want to be cremated. My grandfather's Catholic and super Catholic did not want to be cremated. We did not cremated. So we ended up spending a lot of fucking money. And I haven't seen the casket

since. Yeah, my mom are green mated. Or the suit that we put them in. I haven't seen either since. You're not supposed to. I know, so what's the point?

That's how they want to go. It's not about. How are you making somebody's funeral about you? No, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I'm making this all, I'm making this about mankind. We're wasting too much fabric. Man, kind. You don't speak for mankind.

What's wrong with you? I saw you put a plastic cup in the regular fucking trash. I use the paper straws now. Yeah. That's the worst shit ever. Yeah, that's the worst. No, I'm not saying for me. I just think we can have the show and then reuse it.

To for who, though? The next dead person. Yeah, but I don't want you. Why are we spending? 10K on a fucking casket that's never going to be seen again. It's a business. I know. So I don't, and I'm sure that's not great for the earth.

Probably not. No, of course not. But we've been doing shit that's not great for the earth. But I do agree what you said. Once the show is done, strip them down, put him in a box. It's going to file it agree. Okay. But what if you found out you've shared the same suit as like a child molester?

How am I going to find out? Your family would know? No, they won't. You think they'd tell them? They're going to do a resist. They're going to do a Yelp on that suit. They're like, what are you talking about? We're trading suit.

I'd like use funeral clothes. If we're sharing suits, I would want a log of, hey, who else had their wake photos taken in this suit? That's a sick log. Who does wake photos? I'm saying, like, I don't want the cloth on my back to be a guy that was like fucking like a Nazi. Oh, that's, you know how they dressed fucking beautifully.

You know what? And it gave us, it was all Hugo Boss. Boss. And it gave us Adidas. There was a boss suits. Yo, what kind of shoes would you have on? like some hard bottoms like some ones nah you better not bury me i'm not getting buried

no hard bond i'll compromise you have to be buried in clothes you already purchased okay that makes okay like a ducet paluza shirt you can't put me in it you can't put me in an outfit that niggas like dat me up in before that you have on instagram already yeah like that's that's creepy that's creepy that's creepy to see somebody in an uh outfit that you saw them in like body will a lie okay but some suits don't bury very much i've been to wakes and funerals wear a suit i've seen them in a suit before yeah but if they bury

me in this right here. Yeah, it looks cozy. That's not creepy to you? No, it'll be wild. No, they're going to bury you in that suit you or to the skit yesterday when we filmed. Not that one. You want to be buried in a suit? No, I think I want to be buried in like...

What do you want to be buried? Something comfortable? I sleep naked, too, though, so I might just want to be butt-ass. Yo, it might really be something wrong with you. I want to be buried in something comfortable. You can't feel that. Maul, would you want to be buried in your chain? you gotcha now you just prove

my point oh yeah no I did yes you did what's the point because what's the point because it's about it's about the presentation of the body the body not the comfortability yeah at the show it's for you bro it's for everybody it not Roy's like one last go is it not a show funerals are for the living now it's a celebration of

life it's a celebration of rarely not really not in like this religion it's like it's sad as fuck no y'all make funerals at. I mean, what I kind of say. They're religions, their religions where funerals are really

celebrations. Yeah. Like, 100% celebrations. Like, I've been to someone, I'm like, oh, this is totally different. Like, there's not many people crying. It's music, live instrumentation. Damn, that's kind of lit. Yeah, so I'm saying.

It's like a real celebration. Yo. I'm a piano. Can I have a very white confession? Yeah. This is becoming a theme. All your confession are white. You mean just regular drink some breast milk?

When we were, uh, The next time I went to that small town that we all went to in Mexico, you know, it's not a lot of cell service there. And I walked from town. So, like, I didn't have any cell service until I got to the middle of town. So once my phone started vibrating, I looked down and turned into, like, a white American, not looking around my surroundings at all, just focused on fucking Twitter and texting. And in Mexican culture, like, they walked the casket around the whole town.

It's like a thing. like street to street so everyone in the town can see and participate. I was standing in the middle of a funeral. I put my head up and just saw a casket and smelt that Catholic incense. And it took me a second to register. And it was towards the night so like the light from my phone is just on my dumbass face. You look like a ghost. And the person I was with grabbed the back of my shirt, like get out of their funeral.

Yo, they were like, why is Canelo here? Pay's respects. It's my favorite fighter. White people make so many mistakes when we travel. What do you mean? We just really think our world is everyone else's world. Like that's a norm. Similar conversation that we had.

That's not just traveling. That's like just living. That's life. Yeah. When I go to resorts, I get really mad when they don't speak English. See, that proves. You are. You get mad when they don't speak English.

I get so irritated. I understand, but it's really irritating. like when you're out of the country and they don't speak. Yeah, when you go to their land and are abusing their... But I'm at a resort. It depends because... But who are made or the people that are at the front desk. Both are...

The people who I'm trying to order my food through... Those people usually speak English, but they're at a resort. If they have to do, like, a lot of, like, one-on-one with, like, guests, like, most resorts have people that speak... They're bowling. Well, they speak English as well. Is it because it's not perfect English?

When I was in Mexico the last time, I was trying to tell the lady at the front desk that I broke a glass and she, I mean no English. Yo, Shurdy, I need a broom. Like, and she didn't speak English. Yeah, in her home country, that sucks. After you broke the glass.

After you, yeah. After you broke the- She didn't break the glass. It's her fault. Yeah, no, that's how it goes with American. You say L. Broom? Huh? Do you say L. Broome?

Do Maris is up there like this? I mean, honestly, that would probably be the best thing. No, I just gave up. I was about to say, like, you could have a phone in your hand. Like, you could easily just like. I would love to see Dmarishized. That's just too much effort. How?

A lot of effort. Google Translate? He's probably drunk as fuck. Yes, I was. Yeah, I was. I was going to say like, that's like. Okay. Demarison wasn't doing that sober.

Got you. It's like, what the fuck? Slurring in the translator app is funny. If you don't know how to spell? If you don't know how to spell. If you don't know what you talk about. Sounds like me reading ads. I have a question for you guys since we're talking about old stuff.

If you could go back and exist at any time in like a bulletproof chamber chamber and be invisible. So you'd be watching but not partaking. Where would you want to? to go. Like what era, what period? Like if you could do a safari of history? Yeah, so just off the top of my head 9-11. I knew he was... You were there.

Yeah, well, my uncle was. Y'all all want to see tragedies? I would, or the bomb, the atomic bomb drop, imagine being there for that. That'd be fucking lit. That'd be oh. Oppenheimer's lit. I don't want to see that. What would you want to see? What do you want to see? I'm just saying, like, what? You guys would

want to see positive shit? Yes. I got a lot. Why would you want to see death and destruction and people being blown the pieces? Yes. It happens all the fucking time. I would like to be there. I would like to witness

the major marquee moments of those in history. I don't know about that. What do you want to see? Beyonce, do Super Bowl halftime? It gives a fuck. It's on YouTube. Why is that the first one you go to? Now, in this hypothetical thing,

this would be like something you type in to go to, right? And then you just start typing in a bunch of events from the New Testament just to get the era message. Oh, yeah. Well, yeah, you can't visit a fiction book. Yeah, you can't visit Harry Potter.

Let me see what the Red Sea was like. Error. Yeah. It didn't part. Mall, what moment would you want to see? Adam and Eve, it's like, what are you talking about? What? Exactly.

It's like something real. What? I'd like to experience the Big Bang. Pulse. That'd be kind of cool. That'd be kind of cool. Because then you could see dinosaurs. That'd be cool.

But do I get a fast forward button? Because it took a while. I was going to say, because that takes a long time. Not the click remote. Yeah, I need the click. No, you just see the moment. You just see the moment. Of the bang and that's it?

Well, I guess a week, a week of dinosaurs would be kind of chill. That's true. No, wait, wait. Y'all think it's just Big Bang than Dinosaurs? That's not how that went. Yeah, and then the comet came. No, like, you get the dinosaur era and then the comet hits, but you stay for like a week. The Big Bang and the dinosaurs are two different.

Yeah, the Big Bang is the inception of the world. Yes. And then the dinosaurs are a whole different. And then once it banged, T-Rex is. It went a bang? Yeah, shot it. It went bang, bang, and then you got a T-Rex. And then it said it in the world.

Ah, skit-ski, and then dinosaurs popped up. Viking time. Viking time could be funny. What time? The Viking time. Of course, it would be funny for you. For you. I mean, and you get like a boat tour. No, but that's the thing.

They don't know you're there. So, like, they wouldn't be like, oh, get him too. Like, he escaped. Like, they wouldn't do that. They would just be, like, pretty much a ghost. Yeah. Yeah. Hmm.

I like to see Janet Jackson and Michael, Jackson record the scream music video. I mean, there's probably BTS. Yeah, like that. Like, you guys, I can't believe you guys are picking things within the 1900s. Like 30 years ago. You see it right now. You can pull it up on your phone.

It's probably on VH1 storytellers. VH1 storytellers. It's definitely on there. Oh, my God. That's one. I don't know. I would want to see something like a political figure or somebody. like maybe like Dr. King like giving the speech or something like that.

I would just want to be around like in that moment. I think it's just to kind of like feel that just to see what people were like like with black people were like and what they were going through. I would want to see like Harlem in like the 60s. Like what moment? Just like a day in Harlem? Just like yeah, just to see it. I just would like to see like the communities that I live in and I navigate through now.

I would like to see them like in a time where I wasn't like even I could pull images up now. I would want to like be there. Yeah. Just to like, you know, see what was going on, like really. Like, you get stories about shit that was happening. But then it's like years have passed. Y'all didn't add it so much extras on to this shit. It's like, I want to see it when it really happened.

Does anyone want to go back to see themselves lose their virginity? That'd be fun. No. That'd be a fun watch. No. Jesus Christ, no. I thought I was doing something. What about the inception of you?

No. What? What type of crazy shit of that? No. No, the inception of Christ. I would want to see my mom as, like, like a kid though. Yeah. If I had a couple of options too, I would take every major

religion and go to each time and sort this whole thing out. When a guy wrote a book? Like who's telling the truth and who's not? I'd want to see what that's what I'd really want to do. I ain't go lie. I would definitely want to go back and see the first nigga that made a cheeseburger. That's not that long. I think it was in New Haven. Yeah, it wasn't that long. I just want to see like who at the moment. It's still open. The place is still open. No, I'm talking about the person that actually. No, no, yeah. His like grandson, makes the burgers now.

All right. So, again, the person that actually made the first hamburger, I would want to be right there to see that. Do you know how that is? You saw the first chop season. 1924. He was 16 years old. It happened in, like, a 16-year-old creating one of the most notorious, like.

Oh, he was high. Yeah, that's 100%. I want to see that. I want to see where it came together. And he was just like, oh, let me take this. Really meatloaf on the bread. It was. He just like took two slides.

And to clarify, they say, allegedly, the burger's been around for thousands of years, but the American stylized burger that we know and love is since the 20s. Yeah. Yeah, like I want to see the guy at the first, like when he made it, the first burger.

Like, because I know he had to look at that shit like, I just did something. What was it? Not when they wrote the Declaration of Independence, though. No. The cheese out of that. That's how bad one. They just signed a paper.

On a piece of me. Honestly, they really just sign a fucking paper. Like, that's not that interesting. And as a vegan picking that, that's hilarious. That's pretty funny. Yeah. I mean, it's the burger, though.

It's like... You didn't that tasted. What about the moon landing? If you type that into the thing, it says error. And it brought you to Hollywood. Yeah. Brought you to Universal Studios. What was it called when alcohol was banned?

I would want to see that. Why? You're an alcoholic. It's a great show, classic. Boelwok Empire. Yeah, there you got. Exactly. But those times, they were kind of lit at those times.

It was like secret parties and shit. All the speakers. You weren't allowed, but, you know, that's not the point. Yeah. But in this scenario, you could go. Yeah, exactly. But why would I want to go be around a bunch of people and hear them calling me niggers? No.

I don't know. They're invisible in the building so they wouldn't just say it. Yeah. Yeah. You're like, who was the first person that said,

yo, nigger? I don't want to see that. I want to see the first, I want to see the first person that was called the nigger. Like, I want to beat it in that moment.

That was probably a moment. Just rap, oh him, bro. Yeah. Like, I want to beat it in that moment with the first person

called a black person a nigger. That was a moment confusion, I'm sure. Apologies for asses. What is the origin of why that word?

Negro means black. I figured it came from that, but how did they just like remix it? Like, how did it get to that? I want to beat it when the first person like said it. Well, we should look into the etymology of that. The first person who said it or like the first time someone really got offended by it?

No, the first time somebody said the word. That's it, but I feel like they would just get confused. Oh man, this is a deep history. Yeah. See, it's what I'm saying. I want to beat it. Yeah. It looks like around the 1800s. Niggas started in Hartford, Connecticut. Wait, what is that saying? Do we owe the South in Apollos?

Yeah. In 1837, Hoska Eastern. Oh, black minister from Hartford, Connecticut. That was the hot line. The South made of the hot song. Oh, he was the first one to write about. Oh, I thought they said it started in Hartford. I'm about saying, now, we got to put some more respect on Connecticut. Wait, no what? No. You can go get the first cheeseburger and you can. The first nigger. Get a two first. Yeah. And I'm sure the first person to use nigger probably wasn't even meaning it to be disrespectful. I mean, I don't know. While he was probably abusing a black person?

that's what I'm saying that that might have been like the I don't know the origins but well the root I mean it's like most it was a part of the romance language and the root is black in Latin Niger is means black so it stems from that but when did it become because the

root in the etymology of the word is different than when it became a slur and an insult so I want to see when it turned turned it's not a thing that was just progression of of things like you think when Portuguese settlers just like went to Africa wherever they're like they look like that color we love because i feel like you know we look at things in our history books and we look at like old film and stuff like that but i feel like conversations

that were being had in those moments it's similar to the conversations that happened now that's what i would want to see when film first started because i know that was tripping people out oh i mean the aliens definitely told us that yeah for sure what look at this fun survey from 2006 the american public widely see the word is wrong obviously well not obvious but nearly half of the whites They used it in rap songs. Two thirds of blacks knew someone personally who referred to blacks by the term. Nice. With the ER?

You thinking in an endearing way? No. Definitely. In 2006? Have you ever had a non-black friend? And this is more of a serious question. Had a non-black friend say the word, nigger? And you had to check them?

Yep. I'm different when I have. White woman. Like, I know people that, it was a thing a while ago, people were upset that Fat Joe was saying, nigger. And I thought that that was hilarious. He wasn't doing that. I'm like, fat Joe is a.

is a Puerto Rican from the Bronx he can definitely say nigger like are you kidding me with that the hard ER though no but in context like you could be like yo what's up my nigga like in his raps like they were offended that he was saying it in his raps

and I'm like wait a minute I grew up in the middle of the Bronx Filipino say it sometimes like I grew up with Cambodians like we just said that growing up nobody was offended by that now if a white person said it

then of course it's different right but as far as like Spanish people and and other people like that shit was never this that's a new thing when people getting offended by Latin people or Spanish like saying that that's a new thing but I think that was not that was not a thing growing up but I think that's unique to New York

in your case because like there's other Spanish communities and outside of New York that weren't like ingratiated in like black culture that when they say it it doesn't have that same context as in your case like a fat Joe that grew up here lives here that's with the people he was around but like a Spanish person that I can't wherever and somewhere else

in like middle America where there, where there aren't those kind of populations. And it's like, well, why are you saying that? And it's also, I mean, I get what you saying about that. And we've had this conversation before. But that also brings up, that brings up the, the Erica Mena spice point. Whereas, yeah, you're associated with black culture and you're taking black dick and everything's cool. But then when it comes time, a black woman offends you, now she's a monkey.

Now you are drawing that distinction of you not being black when it benefits you. You see what I'm saying? So that's kind of where that conversation is. Everybody want to be a nigger until it's time to be a nigger. Well, black people. It's the same for Black. Black people want to be niggas until it's time to be niggas too. That's just a thing.

But we are niggas. We can't change that. Yeah, but when I say like as far as like you're going back to the insult. I was going to say Sammy do the best. You're saying like as far as insulting, using the word to insult, like the whole Eric and Mennie thing. Like that's just a certain level of ignorance coming from her because, I mean, she's entrenched and she has black children.

You understand what I'm saying? So that's just, you know, a level of ignorance. But me growing up in the Bronx, I never had an issue with any Spanish person saying, yo, what's up, my nigga, yo, my nigga was good. Like that was just part of us growing up. Like, again, that's something now that people look back saying that may be kind of wrong. They shouldn't use the word. You shouldn't use the term.

I mean, if you offended by, there's people that are offended by things that I would never be offended by. So that's, I guess, it's just all subjective to who you ask. To me, I'm not offended by a Dominican person or a Puerto Rican person saying, hey, what's up, my nigga? Like, that's not. I think the real issue is trying to figure out when Honkey was invented. Honkey's kind of funny, though. It's equivalent, right? Honkey is equivalent to the N-word.

What's the- What's the-I? I think Elvis might have invented the word honky. Honky? Well, he definitely made it popular. A white person invented honky? I would assume. I would have to believe so. Black people, when you just come up with honky, that's a thing.

some white folk shit for a pretty funny word. It's hilarious. That's the word I think we should bring back. The first recorded use was in 1946. Although honky tonk has deeper roots. I think my favorite is like new renditions of white people names, like cotton swabs.

Who's calling white people cotton swabs? Who's ever said that? cauliflower crunchers. Dandruff clumps. Elmer's glue. Frosted chicken. That's not real. It is.

Nobody's calling white. We on urban dictionary? What was the, was it, snow roaches, snow roaches is my favorite. I've never heard that. Snow roaches? Snow roach. No purpose flower.

Come on. These are real terms. That's pretty funny. They're like, they're like just names. I've never heard that. You've got mail. Voice males. Let's do it.

I have a two-parter. Okay. It's some flowers coming your way, Rory, on your double copper. And then we'll get into some relationship advice. Thank you for contributing to the, to the, To the copper. What's up, Rory, you're all.

This is Jordan calling from Nashville, Tennessee. Shout out Julian, Edin, Damaris. All of you guys, love the pod. Yomi, you as well. Can't forget you. My first question is actually for Mall, and I want to know whether it is hip hop or not to drop album of the year and then not going tour

because that's pretty much what Rory did. He made a phenomenal project. I love it. I listen to it every day. And I need to you. more the clock stick and Rory like you said so we need to need a new project tour or something bro

My favorite track on there is actually not me And he goes All she want to be is Cinderella I don't have a heart to go and tell her It's not me And that actually resonates a lot in my life right now Because I'm 24 About to be 25 I'm a single man

And so I'm seeing multiple girls I guess right now I'm just well I'm like in the dating pool And like dating around and stuff And my mom taught me to be respectful, be a respectful young man and things. So I try to do that with every girl that I'm talking to. And there's this one girl that I'm not really feeling anymore and I want to pursue other options. But like she's really nice and hits me up and like we see each other and like hang out and stuff. But I'm kind of not feeling anymore.

So how do I let her down gently without like really hurting her feelings? Once again, shout out to you guys. Love the pod. Julian, if you ever in Nash. You make a killing my boy. So get down. He's saying there's a lot of white women. That's what you had to put that.

If you couldn't read through the lines there, that's what he was suggested. You can't kill my boy. A lot of whites. I've been in Nashville. Yeah. They're out there numbers for a bachelor party. They're out there? The white people's Atlanta.

A lot of white people's Atlanta. That's the white people's Atlanta. I'm not going to say that. Nashville is a fun time. It was just that crowd. It's rough. Like Burb it, what I'm not Burbin. Broadway?

It's like all Bachelor and Bachelor of parties. All the country music scene is there to all the offices. So yeah, I can see it being the white people's Atlanta. I'm sure like off the beat and that. It's fun. Universal country, like their biggest offices in Nashville. Sony, too. Yeah.

Nashville is a dope city. I like Nashville. I had a good time. So, Rory, starting off. What's the next thing we're going to see? Well, tour didn't work this year. One, because of this podcast. What podcast?

Maybe getting all the musicians together. Yeah, that's a lot of work. Routing that. Our own shit. Like, it just was way harder than I think people realize. And as far as a new project this year, that's not going to happen. But I am, not even a single. No. It's early. His album just dropped three. I would say, realistically, first quarter, I would do like a two pack or three pack or something. I've been working on some stuff. But to answer his dating question,

be honest with her. It'll probably hurt her for a second, but it won't hurt her more than you dragging it on and lying to her and then she finds out. Yeah. She'll respect you more if you just be like, you know, I just don't, I'm 24. I don't think this is working. We're not on the same page. You seem like you want to settle down now. I'm young, doing other shit. It'll hurt her for a little bit, but not the same way if he dragged that girl on and she found out later.

I would just say leave her alone. Ghost her? Ghost her? Kind of, yeah. No. Pussy? Then she just has a, that's not pussy. That's what.

I'm going to tell her that I don't feel how she thinks I feel. And then she's still not going to leave me alone. You don't think ghosting hurts me? I'm sorry, Mr. Big Dick. This girl's young. She'll probably, that'll probably hurt her. She'll get over it. Why not do the honorable thing and just tell her straight up and she'll get over it?

You think women listen? I think if you're saying... That you dear. You stumped your ass. You think she's going to hear you and be like, you know what? You're right. I'm going to... I respect your space.

Yeah, she might try harder. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. No, or she might flip it and be like, well, you number three anyway, so it's all good. Yeah. Man, I don't give a fuck. Fuck it. Still beat. Yeah, still beat.

See? A guy told me that when I was... When I was... When I was... When I was... If we are honest with them, like, I don't think this is working and, like, I don't see this being serious. And they go, whoa, you thought this was serious? That would hurt your, that would hurt.

I feel like you. You may want to do that with me because anyway, we're just going to be sitting there hurting each other. Playing past the phone? Yeah, because soon as you start talking crazy, you mean like, well, you thought this was serious. Like, no, please. I'm like, yeah, you know, your pussy was smiling a little funny last night, England. Why you have to take it there? He always think here.

Now we hear. And he'd be looking at the marriage. He did every time. Once you open the door and say, yo, you number three. All right, so now we're here. Now we here. I didn't want to come here. You brought me here.

That's one of the few times they do feel like women can use our tactic. You still beat, though. If I tell a girl who pussy stank, like, well, you still continue to fuck me. But look at the missionary. Let's focus for. With a nose plug. Yeah. For his sake, we're talking about.

You thought that was a kink? No, it wasn't. I would assume a white guy in Nashville. And I'm sure he's fucking a white girl. You think Still Beat hits in that community? Yeah. I think it started, dude. No.

It works. Like, let's do... I think a white boy started. I still beat. No fucking way. 100%. I'm telling you. No way.

I think a white boy looked at a girl and was like, oh, well, I still fuck. I still beat. I still had sex, man. Yeah, man. That's definitely in the white community. 100 is not... Still beat is too much swag. It's not white.

I'm saying it's not worded. It didn't say beat, though. Oh, all right. Like, I still had sex with you. Yeah. Still fellation. I still gave me the pussy. Like, yeah.

I still have your tits on my phone, Bessie. Yeah, like, Bessie who was sick, but No, you got it. All right, so in his case, ghosting's a horrible idea. I still have my tits on your phone. Okay, so you guys would be honest. You hit her up. I've definitely ghosted girls before, but that shit is, that shit is whack.

It's tough. It is whack. It's a really awful thing. Like, when you look back and like, you like, damn, man, that was, that was like some really whack shit. But I think, well, speaking for me, the reason why I ghosted before is because I tried to like pull away from the situation multiple times and it didn't work.

And then it was kind of like, all right. Like, I think we should just like, I don't want to waste her time. That's exactly why I say that. Like, just go your way. He hasn't tried to pull back. Okay, but yeah, that's not technically ghosting. I don't know how far you went into the conversations of saying, hey, this isn't working out. But if you have that conversation and then you stop communicating, that's not ghosting.

I told you. I've had those. I told you it was over and like we still have some type of communication. And then it was just like. And you fucked again. No. No. Not after that.

Okay. Now that's some that's some doucheback shit. You mean like what you did? No, no. I didn't fuck again. You ran into past partners in times you and seen a while and left. You were going to be the one to say that right now?

What? That didn't fuck again? End it with someone and then not fuck again. You want to be the one to say that right now? No, no, no, no. you're taking out of context.

I'm saying the ghosting part. I'm not saying someone that's actually been my partner. Okay, okay. I didn't say that. No, we've all fucking X before. We all fucking X before. My point is that you can't ghost someone and then go and fuck again. Like, that's kind of fucked up.

Oh, ghost and then link back up? That's duchback. I've had. Here we go. No, no, no, no, no. Because I'm not. He was rejecting. I'm not.

I've had women say to me. Live about that in my 20s. Is that her over there? I see her like six months. What's you doing? No, it's good. We always pick right back up where we left off. Niggins is all.

No, you know, it's the number one. The number one is, yo, why you're acting funny? Yeah. You know how many times I said that and it worked? I'm like, I'm back in. You know many times I've ghosted and they was like, yo, why'd you ghost me? Yeah. Like, yeah.

Oh, I definitely got that off. You stop hitting me up. Just ask if she's still acting funny. Like, yo, you still acting funny. And I don't want Jordan to go down the path that we've gone. Yeah, we're speaking from a place that we're not proud of that behavior. Yeah. I'm a changed man.

I used to be a terrible guy. I'm a changed man. I've had women say to me, I, this is like, this might be moving too fast or we should end this. And then they would stop. Like, they would tell me that. And I'm like, okay, whatever. But then three months later.

Sometimes it's just too good, though. But three months later, they'll hit me up and be like, hey, let's catch up. That's different. And I'm always, I'm open for, let's catch up. And then that usually turns into. But see, I think that's doucheback shit. Because if you have had the conversation with her where you know that, hey, this isn't, you know, I'm not really looking for me serious. I haven't.

No, she's like the conversation. I know that you're looking for something serious. and then she hits you because she gets lonely and she doesn't have self-respect and you go back and fuck her knowing that you don't want... Wait, she doesn't have self-respect No, no, you're confusing.

She told me she didn't want... I'm not talking about in that situation. I'm not talking about Jordan's situation and mall situation. That's what I'm saying. There's a world where maybe reverse. Like Jordan tells her he doesn't want to do this because it's moving at a rate

or he doesn't see himself with this girl. And then like two, three months from now he might just... The thing is, sometimes, Sometimes girls are thinking the same thing you are, too. I was about to say. More often than not. This could end up being great for him once he has that conversation.

She'll look at him much better because he was straight up and honest with her. He's not a douchebag. And you could still fuck her every now and then because maybe she doesn't want to add another body. And she actually thinks you're a good guy. She feels like fucking. She may just hit you up and you guys have good conversation and then you leave it at that. I've had that happen a lot. To me, those are extremely healthy situations.

Not wanting to add another body will get you in some shit. Boy, I tell you. I got to get a girlfriend, man. Why? We've been saying that for, yeah. No, no, no, like, I just hit. I'm at that point. Jordan took you there?

No, I'm just thinking about it. We've been talking to you for years, but Jordan got through. No, no, no, no, because y'all wanted me to have a girlfriend when, like, I didn't want to have a girl. Like, I'm still out here throwing dick around. Like, you look, get a girl. That's right, right. That's right. Get a girl.

Like, for what? Like, no. Stupid. So now you want one. But that doesn't, that strategy doesn't always work when you don't want to start throwing dick around that. then you start searching for a girlfriend. I've found with men and women

when they go searching for a long one. Let's be very clear. I'm not certain. Which you can be open. It's between searching and being open to the possibility now. Okay, and I don't want to be corny with them meet the right person. But you can be in my state of I'm not looking for a relationship, interested in having one, and then meet someone that would.

That is you. We've had this convo. But I don't think I'm like rare in that. No, you're not rare. That's how most relationships start. Yes. but you're not rare in that, but we already had the conversation about setting intentions. Now Mall's intention is not to be a hole anymore.

So now when women... Hey, I've not been a hole for many years, okay? Yeah, the arm tab was crazy. I was proud of him. Now when women... He's reformed. His onus was deleted. Exactly.

Okay, Dreya. Now when women enter into his life, he's looking at them in a different light. He's looking at the potential of them different. Like, he's measuring different things. It's not that he's looking for a girlfriend. He's just open to the idea now. before he wasn't open to the idea. You couldn't have changed.

Tell him about. Your mind would have been changed. Tell him about. You'd be way for somebody to come sweep you off your feet. No, no, no. Fuck him. Tell him about me, baby. He wasn't.

He wasn't, not like that. He didn't want to be swept up. He didn't want to be sent him off. He didn't want to be Cinderella. People have tried to sweep him off his feet. He was stood planting on the ground. He was not a low center of gravity.

Yeah. Mal didn't leave a Jordan 3 at the party for? No. For her to be like, hey. Hey. And everyone in the Bronx tried it on? No. See if it was there,

I wasn't ready. But I think now, yeah, like, I'm ready for a girl. I just hope women don't judge you for your past and who you are now and just know that that's another business. I don't think my past is that crazy. If it when you get a girlfriend, they ask, they ask your body count. You fuck, 50 bitch is raw at one summer. That's his, that's his past.

Wow. That's his past. When I ever said that. When I said raw. All right. Yeah, exactly. I was young. I was 25.

That was his past. Damn. What you're supposed to do? He's always going to go home to her. So that doesn't matter. You know what I'm saying? When you get a girlfriend, you're going to bring her to us? you're going to bring her to us.

That's not a clue. You already talk to fuck Roy's cousin. You want to bring mall's girls. I told you that in confidence. Am I going to bring my girl? I watched it happen. You was there. You mean like,

will I introduce my girlfriend to you? Yeah, I should have been. Bring around like a Patreon. I would never. I would never yet. Are you crazy? What's wrong with you?

What? We do a spin-off with her and Demaris. Never. My girlfriend? Two birds, one, Mike. My girlfriend would never be in front of a camera. Yo.

You can hit him. That was hard. That was hard. That was hard. I'm not gonna hot. Wait, what happened? He said two birds, one mic. Also, you just call your future girl bird.

I just want to say that. Yeah, I think both y'all could, yeah, hit Julian right now. It's okay. But I get where you know how we throw the paws at people? We have to pray. You have to be able to just throw candles at people. Yeah. We have to.

I got something for that ass. We have to worry about it. Because when I fuck I don't want to hear nothing. I don't want to hear nothing. Y'all said, you know, that crush, the girl that crushed Julian's heart.

Yeah. Oh, she crushed you, she heard you. We wanted another coffee walk. Hmm. Is that, so that one has potential. I would like it too, but, you know, I can only control so much. Just remember.

Wait, you said he went on another coffee walk? We did yesterday. Oh, yeah, I went on one. Hour and a half. Damn, a whole hour and a half coffee wall? Right before the sketch, 10 a.m. What size coffee was that? It was last night of, 10 a.m. date?

Damn. That's his thing, though. I know. He does like, oh, that's cool. That's cool, though. I like, so it's not, and it's not like every, it's just her. You like her this, I know you liked her before. I know that.

And I believe She doesn't like me. I know. Now because she rejected you and she came back. Yeah, but like when we were like a thing. She was the girl that was really honest that she had been a long-term relationship

and she liked Julianne, but this was too fast for her to go from relationship. Which was probably the truth. I just think because Julian's rarely rejected or wants to take a girl seriously, the one that he did finally rejected him. So he likes this girl even more now. I'm sure that's some of that in there.

That's just the prototypical male shit. Yeah. We want. We want who doesn't want us. That's human. Yeah, but like I, yeah, there's probably, that's probably some truth in that, but I generally like like her. You like her because she's not like the rest of these girls.

She doesn't just like let you have what you want and like do your thing. Like, you know, she's letting you have her in the way that she wants you to have her. Which is coffee and a walk. Exactly. She's giving you like little pieces of her. That is sick. Little glintzsche. You'll take any little moment he can from.

Oh, yeah. Quality time. That's cute. Quality time. Hey, welcome back. All right. Blip yourself. Yeah.

Now you're putting more edits. That's why. He gets so sensitive about that girl. He is. That's his thing right there. That's his thing. That's his thing. That's his thing.

He's going to cry. You're going to cry when you see it with another dude. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you'd be hurt. He already cried when she found out she was in the Hamptons with her ex. Oh. She was in the Hamptons with her ex? No, no, no, no, no.

Who was she in Montau? Home for a wedding. That's what it was. Okay. Who was her day? It was her first. She didn't have a day. It was her first time seeing her ex since they broke.

up. She didn't have a date. Wait, he was at the wedding as well. They grew up together. So yeah, they evolved mutual. Oh, he hit that weekend. For sure. I told him. Love was in the air. Yeah, whenever a couple gets married, she broke up with him. And apparently he, they're not on speaking terms. And she probably didn't want to add another body after she added you and went back. It was open bar. I wouldn't hold that against her. It was open bar at the wedding. I think, I don't know, man. I'm going to touch your hand when I feel. How many times have I told you that I wasn't on speaking terms with my ex? And I meant it when I said it. We have two hundred. We have Oh, she's not like me?

No offense. That's not bad. Just because you know me and you really know me, you think that she's not like me. Girls be like that. You don't know her like that. Either way, it's her business. You can do whatever she wants. Sure.

She can't do whatever she wants. That's a lie. You care. He can't. We're not dating. We're not a thing. You care. Get coffee like once a month.

You still would care if she's having sex. She's obviously getting fucked. Like, she's not. She's an adult woman. He's an adult grown woman in New York. She's not like, oh, that was it. I guess I'll lock this up until we connect again. No, I'm not stupid.

Definitely that somebody get that cat. Well, that's what younger men need to realize. That's when you start getting over that whole other past thing. Once you realize that women are getting... They're getting fucked. Yeah, they're getting fucked. Like, they're not going on these dry... Like, in our heads, we're thinking like, oh, she probably hasn't...

Yeah. Her last serious relationship was a year and a half ago. We hooked up in April. I'm pretty sure she's caught a body since April. Exactly. She's an adult woman in New York City. It's wild for me because, like, when I say I don't care, I really do not care. And I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.

Ma, that's a lie. I'm a little jealous. No, you haven't cared enough about a woman to care about that. That's my, that might. No, that's not true. I'm talking about when it's over. Like, I don't. Oh, when it's over?

Yeah, yeah. Like, you know, some dudes be like, oh, she's back with this. Like, I'm, you probably clocked out by that time. I just don't, yeah, I don't care. You're detached. I only care if someone does me dirty. Like the. No, that's fair.

Describe dirty. Shorty from the backpack. Yeah, well, no, not that loser. Oh, sorry. No. Still. Still hurts. Yeah, it's true.

Instead of another voice mail, I do want to ask more, how are you going to, like, start this journey? Where are you going to meet women? Like, where are you going to? That's what I was just saying. How did you get active? Didn't I say that? Like, last week, I was like, then I might have to start, like.

You got to go to last lab? Oh, God, no. God. You got to get the fuck off Instagram. He's not going to find them in Instagram. I'm not trying to, like, find a girl on Instagram. But you don't leave the house. I feel like Instagram is the only place you can find one.

That's what I just said. I was like, I'm going to have to really start, like, going to like my friends You're gonna hang out with me and Julian? No, definitely not. Like when my friends hit me but like yo, we're having this hair

it's like I might have to start pulling up to shit like that like yeah even though I don't want to it's like all right I gotta go to this shit but it's like I'm obviously gonna have to start

like going out more just to meet her at the highlight room I would um God know I would go just for like you know supportive purposes I would go with you like speed dating

I don't want to meet my girl on a speed date back to back with Roy why? Hell no. But why? They have a half? Yeah, I went to one.

I go meet like a new girl like to hang out when to have fun. But this is not going to be my girlfriend. You know I mean a girl that's at a speed date? Don't knock where you met. She could still be a speed dating, no. So she's looking for love and that somehow makes her undesirable to you? If you're looking for love and you're down to like speed dating is where you're at, I'm cool. But see, and see, that was my problem.

That means you trying to find it anywhere. No. No. That's the thing. That was my problem with getting on dating apps because it made me feel pathetic. I'm like, damn, am I, is this like, am I pathetic? Like, are people going to look at me like I can't get a date? Yeah.

No. No. But they are, no, but they are, though. They're not. It's modern dating. You have a problem. It's modern dating. He's probably not a good example.

You're on every dating. No, but I used to view the dating apps like that until I worked at that ad agency and saw, like, exec women that are beautiful, great personality, money. They didn't had, they had no time to go out and meet people. So they had to have some type of. of personal life, all of them were on dating apps. And once, like, I realized why they were on it, it was the complete opposite of pathetic. They had no time to go out.

Yeah, that's where they had to meet people. Yeah. And on top of, yeah, Julian, and on top of that. I mean, they weren't swiping on Julian. When we go out. You don't know that. Like, the majority of the time I go out, I'm either with you guys or, like, with someone of that kind of circle.

I don't want to date in my circle. So I would have to escape my circle. When do I have time to do that? where would I even go to find people that are outside of my connections? Are you seeing what I'm saying? So that's why it's like, it's tough. It's not easy, especially being in the industry that you're in. I don't think it makes you pathetic, though.

That's but I felt like that. And a lot of people do look at it like, oh, you're on dating apps. They should. It's literally modern dating. People will be fighting each other on Twitter, sadly on Snapchat. Like Instagram is a dating app. I say that all these apps are. That's what I'm saying.

I don't use Instagram. I don't even know how y'all do that. You just get your DMs like into. You slid into DMs before. I slid into DMs before. I slid into one. One man's DM. Okay.

And then Maddo slid into your DMs. I'm sure you replied to a couple. But I'm a girl, so I don't know who's a Reddit fan or not. Oh. Yeah, I can't just answer people's DMs. I don't like, I don't know your intention.

Someone DM me and said, less fight the other day. Oh my God. Straight up, that's all he said, less fight. Yeah. Who is it?

Someone, I don't know. I don't know. You can look at the picture? Like, I didn't care enough to research. He was like he had hands. I mean, he typed the response. He's got some fingers. He could have done the talk.

Talk to text. Yeah. Talk to text. Yo, let's fight is funny as fuck. Yeah. But Julian never had a fight. He's also in his like request DMs. People are.

Yeah. Let's fight is actually a very tame request DM. Yeah. See, somebody just requested $2,200. Like, so what? Yeah, it is like, you said, um, something happened. You needed some money. And I just read it like, so I'm supposed to just send you like, rent money.

Yeah. Like, what's going on out there to work? Hey, you got to shoot your shot. Yeah, I shoot your shot. Yeah, but this is other ways to shoot your shot. How else would have you asked you for $2? You can't be asking me for no money and I don't know you. Are you kidding me?

I don't know. Have you ever sent someone money you didn't know? That I didn't know? No. You never contributed to a GoFund me of like a bad story? But that's different. I definitely have that. That's different.

But even those, I started seeing those with scams. I was just like, I started like, I'm not even reading it because sometimes it's just one of those stories where it's like I can't leave this page now and not leave at least $20, $50 something. You know what I'm saying? go fund me do you put your name or anonymous? That's a great question. I put my name.

I put my name. Fuck out of him. You put a go fund me up for yourself before? No, no, no. You can see who donated. Oh, what the amount? If you want to. It depends on the amount.

People say you should go anonymous if you're a good person. I ain't a good person. Who gives up? Well, you can also check off like how much you, you can hide how much you donated. You just put your name, right? Can you? No, I think you just hide your name. You can hide your name.

You can't hide how much you donate. It was one story that was just like, oh my God. I had to donate something. How much did you done it? But did I be feeling like, damn, like, is that real? Because I never really, you never really like research to see if that's a real situation. If there's only one friend in between, I do it. Yeah.

After I texted that number after the Haiti situation, I get nervous. Remember that? What was it called? Yeah. The Whitecliffe bought a motorcycle. Yeah. The Coney shit? Yeah.

A motorcycle in 2012? 2012. Wow. Yeah. That was a big-ass scan. That was nasty. Yeah, that was nasty. We got another voicemail.

That was it. Yeah, we could do one more. We can do another one. Yeah. There's a note that says Demaris has done this. Oh. Probably not positive. Oh, I know what it is.

Go ahead. First off, I want to sing, pause before action is, I just thought it would be really funny because I was just thinking about it. Um, ball. Is it hip hop? To damp your man up in the middle of a two men

while y'all both butt naked and break up. I thought we didn't think we answered this. No, I played this for you guys, like just out in the studio days ago. And yeah. And I think DeMaris said... I said that I had done it before, but...

I'm gonna keep it a hundred. It's not hip hop for two dudes to have sex with the... It's not hip hop for two dudes to have sex with the same girl. I think we could just get away, like, throw that out the wind. Like, that to me is like... Trains. So trains aren't a long time. That's crazy.

That's like, that's wild, Joe. But didn't you do train? And it was the worst experience of my life. You didn't feel it about... Also, you tried it. It was one of them. Like, looking back, I'm like, yo, bro, What the fuck was out of the moment.

Not looking back in the moment. I mean, in the moment, you young, it's like you don't know when you're really going to get pussy again. Like when you're young like that, you don't have a girlfriend. You really don't know when the next time you're going to get some pussy. That's true. So it's like if it's a girl that's like a party girl and she's willing to like let you and your man hit, you had a little function and she going to room and your man like, yo, come in the room. Like she, it's like you might because it's like, nigga, I don't know when I'm going to get another opportunity. But it's like looking back, that is like the dumbest shit ever.

And you feel so like, ew, like me and my man was naked, like with a girl. Like, did that change your friendship with that guy? Yeah, looking back, he's a piece of shit. I should have never had sex with a girl he was having sex with. It's like, ew. Like, you dog, you're nasty. But again, when you're young, you don't know. Taking out a moment to do a high five as wild, too.

Yeah, I dab my nigga up in the middle of a threesome. That's a little different. That's different. Oh, it was a guy? But you're having a three-sum with a girl and your boyfriend. That's different. That's different. That's different.

That's different. Because that's really like, you know, you're a couple and you got to put a girl in a bed with y'all and y'all and y'all had a great time. It's like me and my homie and some girl that's just like a loose goose at a party. Loose. Yeah, it's like, ugh. You guys were a little loose too, though. Yeah.

Like, there were three holes in the room. Yeah. 100%. Like, that's what I'm trying to. Yeah. Like, I'm not, I'm not, I'm not doubting. I'm not saying that wasn't the case. I'm just saying looking back.

Five holes. That's just not. Like, trust me. I understand why guys do it when you're young. You don't know when you're going to have sex again. Yeah, you can't do it after like 25. But like, yeah, you should. That's just not, it's nothing cool about that.

Imagine, like, I always wonder, like, because you know a lot of men suffer from, like, erectile dysfunction or, like, they get nervous. So, like, if y'all both, like, running a train and, like, one of y'all go soft, that got to be real embarrassing. That's my awkward with you. Yo, my whole boy, I remember what time.

It's a story just like that. And they had some girl that they was fucking with. and he said about homeboy he was like yo this nigga couldn't get right so I'm like I'm gonna follow what you're talking about he said yo he was gunshot I was like what is that mean he was gummy war and he was like he couldn't

get hard in the room with another dude in the room I think that's fair though yeah I don't think that's a rectile dysfunction I think that's like what are we doing right now he just said he was gunshot he was like man why are we doing this yeah like I wouldn't even say that as gunshot like I just don't want to do this

yeah he wanted to he just couldn't go through with it I had a homeboy that took too much Molly we had a girl in the room. It was like me, my homeboy, my other homeboy. And like some bitch we ball back to the house. And we were just all, this was a long time ago. But we was just all fucking with the bitch.

But my one homeboy had took Molly and he could not get hard. I know his pain. So at one moment, like, the whole room was just kind of like looking at him struggling through that shit. The whole room. It was like four of us in there? I'd be tight. Was it like a trance?

Was it like a group sex? They were all having sex with her. Yeah. No, what you were doing? I was recording. I'm not jacking that. I'm not jacking that. I was recording.

I'm not jacking that. I'm not jacking you was just in the room. Four people naked and all you was doing was playing hype for you. It was one girl. It wasn't, everybody wasn't having sex with each other. It was one girl. You see what I'm saying?

What I do? One girl that another girl was having sex with, another girl was having sex with and then a guy was trying to have sex with. Oh, so it was three girls. It was three, yes, it was three girls and one guy. But we were all homies. We weren't, we weren't fucking each other. That's the thing.

All right. We had a bit. And I would be nervous This was a very long time ago. This was over 10 years ago. And up on the podium. Even if it was consensual, that's just a story I'd keep to myself. What?

It was consensual. It was consensual. And so was Aziz's date. Who was that? Oh, yeah. Aziz, I'm sorry when he got pseudo-me-tude. And with the amount of people in that story, too, I'm sure you have a three-fourth chance that one of those people could wake up 10 years later and go.

Hey, I'm not comfortable now. Yeah, but he's dick didn't get hard. Yeah, he's just gummy one. So he could meet to her. Oh, he's saying, oh, reverse, who know, huh? For men's rights. All I'm saying is being in a room with four girls and your dick, and three of the girls is your home girls,

and your dick couldn't get hired. I told that that story, uh, when I had my first potential threesome. I said it on this podcast when we were in, North Carolina on a track like spring break thing and I was overwhelmed at that young tender age I didn't perform the way I should have

That don't count though Like you young man I was nervous Yeah exactly you're supposed to me Once you pass 20 I feel like You don't got an excuse I was gonna say do you all start nervous What?

After 20? No I mean like after 20 You shouldn't be getting nervous Like when you're going to fuck I was 18 I was gonna say do you guys Still get nervous when you fuck That's not true

Because I remember the first time I was about to have sex With this one girl that every dude thought was bad. You know, like, your first, like, solidified bad bitch. Like, she looked good. Like, you could have cute girls growing up. But this was like, you're about to fuck a woman.

She was a bad. She was a woman. Like, she was driving to BMW. She had her own crib. Like, it was like, she looked good. Yeah. I was probably 26. And I was nervous as fuck.

No bullshit. Yeah, I don't think, yeah, the nerves, I don't think to what mom said. Because that wasn't like the first bat, but it was like, she was like the one that. everybody wanted. But the nerves don't come from you from having, it's not the sex that makes you nervous. It's the person that gives you the nerve.

Yeah, not the sex. I like this person, I put them on a higher pedic. Exactly. Now I'm nervous. I don't know how to fuck. That's, oh yeah,

because I still, there's some men, I've still gotten nervous around in my adult age. Who? Nigel, who you talking about? No, I mean, yeah, yeah, like,

no, I'm saying, because you got to, you have like a boyfriend, so I'm just trying to figure out who. I said in my adult age. Yeah, so you got a boyfriend. How do I don't want me get nervous? All they got to do is get on their back and open their legs.

You never beat in allegations. I'm saying how do you get nervous to fuck? You never be. Your role in that is to get fucked. We have to do much more. We have to what? We have to do much more. You do.

I would get nervous with doing the coffee date shit for three months and then it's time to fuck. No. Then I'm nervous. If we fuck it on the first night, I'm not going to be nervous at all. That's post-fucked. But if I'm like, I know, but I'm in the situation of like, I like this person, we're we're taking our time and then we get to that point

where it's time to fuck I might be nervous. Even as an adult? I haven't been in that situation in a while because again I'm someone that doesn't view that in a weird way. I've had relationships that come from fucking the first time. Yeah, that would be a lot.

You're just setting up this whole shit. Like, why don't we fucking and also get to know each other? Okay. I'm with Roy on that. Like a three-month pedestal of like, now we got to know other and what if there's no sexual chemistry? But who's waiting three months to

fuck? All right, well, it's 20, 23. So let's say, let's say, three weeks. Three months? Let's just do a month. All right, let's say three hours. Let's do three, four dates. I mean, it took me, again, this is a long amount. It took me, it was like my, either my third or fourth date before her and I had sex. But

because it was like three or four times of meeting, the longer it went on, the more nervous I was. That's how I feel. So I was to prove, Roy's point. Like, I'd rather just get it out the way. So once you had the sex, it was like now it's whatever. Yeah, like, now I'll do these like coffee. It's like, it's whatever. Like if we, if

she's like, let's go back to yours. Yeah, I'm, do whatever the fuck you want. It's just, you look in my face and told me sorry, Ma' that you liked her more because she didn't let you fuck. I know, I'm saying I did. Like, yeah, that's, that doesn't change that. No, we know that's why he likes her because she's not like the rest. Yeah. She's not easy.

Mm-hmm. You know, that's just this man shit. We love the chase. You know, it's not meant to be. You love to chase. My knees hurt. Yep. I'm not trying to chase. Hopefully we help.

What's the gentleman's name? Jordan. Jordan. Jordan. Jordan, hopefully we helped you. And hopefully we helped a guy that wanted to be rock hard with his man's. Yeah, and dep him up. You know, don't do that again.

That's just, you're too old for that shit. Yeah. A lot of germs now. You don't have to. It's just find another girl. Wear a mask. Remember monkey pox? that that what happened with that

they tried it they seemed we wasn't going for it they tried they tried I was going for it I wasn't jacking that I was not jacking the monkey they tried to go to the visual route because COVID they started to realize stop scaring us as much and then they were like

all right bet we're gonna put a bump in your face yeah now you're gonna be scared and we didn't fall for it no hookah lounge is closed I was just all around her face I was like mom canceling y'all meet and greets mom was like really I'm like nah bro that's gross

That ain't happened. That shit threw me all. They tried it, but that shit was nothing. Either way, hopefully we helped you out today. Hopefully we had, you know, some engaging conversation that you can laugh, laugh with and laugh about. Yeah, and if you ghost and girls in 2023, stop. It's not a good thing. Or commit all the way and just be that human for the rest of your life and end up lonely.

See? Like Rory. We'll be back next week for a new audio. He has a whole family. I have a family It's crazy. I'm not gay, I have a family.

That's just a funny response I have a whole family. There's a car seat in my car outside. Yeah. Oh, man. Hopefully y'all have fun, man. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe.

Enjoy your week. We'll be back in a few days to kick it with y'all. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. No, what? American soccer is about to explode.

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