New Rory & MAL - Episode 211 | The Feds Raid DJ Envious & The Breakfast Club

Episode Date: October 20, 2023

DJ Envioussss. The feds have officially entered the world of radio. We speculate if we would cooperate with the feds. Mal was quick to throw Demaris to the police. Staying on celebrity drama Britney Spears discloses she and Justin Timberlake had an abortion years ago. Are we getting too many memoirs? If you’re not ready for a memoir there’s always rehab. Jussie Smollett checks himself into a facility (cue Julian coke jokes) Have you ever faked an emergency to get out of a date? And how many mozzarella sticks could you eat in an hour? The guys have a $2,000 bet for Demaris. It’s time for voicemails (yes we do 2 today) where we discuss infidelity and a tumultuous relationship. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! We also answer a callback on Patreon. Follow The Team: Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/ Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/ Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/ Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/ Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No, Warri and mine. DJ Envious. I got a job for your girlfriend. Your girlfriend has the opportunity to be my pickle ball paddle polish. My pickle ball paddle polish. DJ Envious. I've just been walking around my house.

house like by myself. You've been calling Amara DJ Envious. Saying that out loud. Sick. There's a baby sitting there. DJ Envious. Yes. Terrifying.

My pickle ball paddle polisher. That's a wild thing to say about it. Hey, but look, though, see, can we talk about it? Because I told y'all what was going to happen. I told you all the feds was going to storm iHeart radio. They was going to investigate. Y'all like, nah. We didn't say that.

Somebody said it was clip for him. Now, somebody said, no, they wouldn't, they wouldn't investigate. The feds wouldn't go up in eye heart for what. Are you reading so much Reddit? No, I thought somebody here today. Because we definitely thought envy is at. We thought that they would fire him, for sure. Which we still don't know yet.

But listen, let me explain something to you. DJ envy. Listen, man, you know, we don't have the greatest of relationships. Some tension with you and my boy. Still don't know why. Yeah, still don't know why. But listen, man, this is some serious shit.

I pose the question, Roy. Does envy keep a job? First of all, they recorded today. They recorded an episode today. I didn't think that they would still be able to record. I told Demaris that the feds come in here and rush her and snatch her laptop that she no longer has a job here. Which is so fucked up, but we'll get into that later.

They'd probably get a laptop back. If they took, like, our work laptop. Yeah. You could take Demaris's personal. This work laptop has a lot. Her keys are all sticky and shit. No one wants that laptop. The Maris can't still be here if the fed's rushing here right now.

But why, though? How would you feel? I don't want to be involved with nothing you got going on as federal. crimes. That's true. How would you feel if I gave my full cooperation? Woo. That's fucked up. Whatever you need, officer, right this way.

Yeah, would you fully cooperate with the feds if they was investigating me? For what? Anything. Well, I don't have any knowledge of anything. I couldn't cooperate. I don't know anything. I don't know what you do outside of these walls. You're an accomplice. Okay, say you knew that I had some, I told you like,

your dog, I got this little scam I'm running. Little. I'm killing right now. I wouldn't say. Just say he's the, just say he's. DJ envy. If there was like, if I had like knowledge of human trafficking, I'm grabbing your hand and pulling you like in the precinct. That's a sick. That's a sick. That's sick to be involved with human trafficking. But if you're scamming like, oh, ladies out there 401k, I wouldn't go snitch, but I'm not like we would probably

couldn't work together. But until they come and say, you know, half of this LLC or whatever you guys. There was 75 videos of him going DJ envy, flipping NJ. Yeah. I saw a compilation of a hundred of those clips. Yeah. Of the two of them. But he didn't know. That wasn't as big. He didn't know I have no idea what was going on. Well, I do think that DJ Envy will no longer be a part of the breakfast club. I think they've kind of been leading that way anyway. I can now understand why Angelie got out of there.

She didn't want to have no parts to do with that. Is that what you think it was? Yeah, she could say she wanted to move on. She knew what was going on. She knew some scamming federal investigation going down. She got clean away from that. Charlemagne stood 10-toe Charlemagne. He stood 10 toes down with his boy, Envy.

In the Fed's defense, though, I've been wanting somebody to steal. those Dell laptops from the Breakfast Club quite quite sometimes. Dead ass. Get a MacBook. Now, I get it. They have had Charlemagne on a Dell computer that looks like it runs on diesel since 2011.

There's a lot more encryption with Dell laptops and stuff, so that's why, you know, so all like the stuff gets, like, secured and shit. Like, clearly, add blocks. Clearly it didn't work out. Dell is more secure than. Well, Windows, you could do a lot more stuff to, like, incorporate information.

Like, you could run a real estate scam or stuff. I think that's the, you should start that. Yeah. disappear, 401Ks, disappear completely. things like that. Jay's Coke happens. I never owned that Brownstone. I know.

That's the point. But you sold it to somebody. I never owned that four family house in Teaneck. Teaneck. What do you guys think was on the laptops, hard drives,

and cell phones that they confiscated, if anything? Obviously business files, wire transfers, emails, things like that. Cash apps,

the bitches. But they have... Photos of his cars. They have an office together, I think, in Jersey. I doubt. anything on those iHAR computers is going to come up.

I should be surprised. You never know. You never know. There's a reason. Let me tell you something. In case people out there that listen to don't know. When the feds come knocking, they pretty much have their case solved already. They're just coming and just like get everything together.

It's form of the judge. Yeah, it's just presenting in front of the judge. Like, listen, we know this is what it is. This is here. This is here. So, yeah, they come up in there to snatch laptops. That's because they know for a fact. There's information on these laptops.

and they need those to just kind of seal the case. Well, Caesar was arrested, I believe, on Tuesday or was it Monday? And he dropped his album, when the albums come out? When they hit DSPs midnight? We don't think he was 10-toes, Caesar? Man, 10-toes. You don't think he's holding down for DJ Envious. Caesar hasn't seen his 10-toes in about five years.

Hey, man. He hit that Tizo touchdown note. Listen, man, he went in there. He said, yo, listen, man, I was just the face. Envy was the name. He was the, you know, he was funding everything. you know what season went in and did. Season, the moment them cuffs it,

Rishon. Yeah. Yo. But, you know, I mean, obviously Envi knew this was coming. Like, you know when the feds are, when they're coming. There's never a surprise.

Anybody I've known that have been arrested by the feds before, 100% tell you, like, they absolutely knew that they were coming. So Envy wasn't surprised by this. I think that our heart probably knew that they were coming up there today as well. I think he's not playing dumb, per se, because Envy really may have had no clue and I think his only strategy

will be to fully cooperate and give them everything he has. It'll show that he was connected to it, but it'll be like, I had no idea and I'll do whatever you need me to do to make sure. There's a world where I believe envy didn't have all information on certain properties

and things like that. I said that last episode. But at the end of the day, when you're receiving money and wire transfers in a business account and you're spending that money, that makes you part of the investigation and a part of the crime as well.

So y'all knew that Caesar got arrested, right? And then he got released on a $1 million bond. Yeah. Which, I mean, that's... Come up with 10%. And he has, listen, he has a lot of assets. Yeah. He can put up a house.

Yeah, that's true. He could put him a chain. He handed somebody a chain. Caesar put up a house. Put up a house that wasn't his? It's crazy, man. But this is good, though. This is good that, you know, things like this

because at the end of the day, the victims are hardworking people who are just trying to, you know, flip their money and put their money in investment so that they can live a more comfortable, secure life. And for people to take advantage of them and do shit like this, this is terrible. So it is good for the victims to have some type of, you know, support and some type of justice when they lose their entire 401Ks or their life savings that they put into these properties.

And the whole time, somebody scamming them out of their money. So it is, you know, it's bittersweet, but hopefully the victims, you know, find some way out of this and are compensated somehow. I don't know how that would happen, but it's better that they just didn't lose their money and not have to build from scratch and start their lives over. And listen, I mean, jokes aside, let's say there's a world where envy, even though it's his responsibility to diligence, had no idea what was going on. He's still going to be caught up in all the money that is going to have to be paid back.

Oh, yeah. So I feel for envy, especially if he has no clue what was going on, he's going to lose a shit. You guys think he had a clue? Envy? Yeah. You know. You know. I think what happened was they got to a point where they were robin Peter to pay Paul type of thing.

They owe so many people so much money that they started taking money from other people to pay people off. And then it just got to a point where they just couldn't dig themselves out of a hole waiting for that one big hit. Waiting for that one. And the thing about it is the reason why this is really crazy is because, you know, when people do scams and they do things like this, I always think, like, why not just do just. do shit the right way and have a long, longer career and make a real money. It's slow money. They want the fast money. Yeah, but slow money is better than the feds coming up to our heart radio and now you may have to face jail time and lose money anyway.

So it's like, why not just do things legit, have legit business going on, like have these real properties, help people make money and off these properties. And then more people like, oh, shit, like that's real, that really is working. And like, NV and Caesar are really doing some dope shit. People are really making money with them, like, investing in the neighborhoods, buying properties. I just, I just find that the scamming thing is just so short-sighted to me. It's so stupid. Like, I just don't under it.

Like, I get it on a level, a street level, like, Envy doesn't need this money. No. I don't know Caesar's history. I don't know, you know, with his dealers, but envy doesn't need this money. Like, scamming to me is for people that literally have nothing going on, and they need a quick lick. And, you know, that's usually they end up in a situation like this. Envy to me, which is why I know he probably didn't know everything about this, he doesn't need this money.

This is not something he needs. Now, I believe that Caesar pulled him in and, you know, fed him a story like, this is how we can make this money, this is how we can do it. And Envy was like, okay, I'll be the face. I'll bring in the clientele, the celebrity clientele, you know, things like that. But I do think it got to a point where Envy saw that the money wasn't coming in and that they were spending people's money. And he tried to separate himself after it was too late. You think, okay, so you acknowledge that he had some sort of idea of what I don't think.

I don't think his intentions were to go into scam, but yeah, at some point, at some point you got to know. I don't think envy is that dumb. At some point he looked at it and was like, this doesn't seem right, but he's probably into deep at that point. And I saw, I don't know if it was Ian Dunlap. Someone posted a clip discussing that like the pandemic brought out all the scammers. Like, it gave people so much free money that they got into that mentality. that's why there's been so many like public scams that we've seen since COVID. Because it allowed for so much loans to come out and like people got in over their head with money that wasn't actually theirs.

Yeah. So I can definitely see, especially with the housing market right after the pandemic, like it'd be pretty easy to fall into a scam like that. Yeah. Get in over your head. But yeah, prayers, pressure all the victims and people that lost money, I hope they do get at least some of it back. It's going to be a very long process. It is. So who knows and, you know, I can see Envy.

DJ Envious. You're going to have to pile of them, polish them. Pickleball paddle polisher. Does Charlemagne give him Donkey the Day? Hell, yeah. What? Charleman ain't going to do that day. He's done it before for dumber things.

He's giving him to donkey the day? Yeah, yeah. Dumber things. Oh, yeah. So then he's definitely getting another one. Convict of the day. I can't believe that they actually recorded that he was able to work today. Of course.

He wasn't the one that got. The feds let him borrow his laptop for the recording and then, like, we're standing outside the booth and then took it afterwards? That's not how the feds were. The feds could care less of our heart or the breakfast club. Give me that laptop now. That's why I don't understand how he was still able to record. I just don't get that. I would just love to see Charlemagne's face when he walked into the studio.

And if he had a burn bag with all his real estate. Burn bag. Burn bag. Like Wolf of Walls. He was at the shredder, just running through shit. They definitely ran to that copy room. You know the end scene in Wolf of Wall Street when he's talking to Donnie Azoff and he's like, passes him the note. I'm wearing a wire.

Yeah. Do you think that happened on air today? On camera? He definitely split. He definitely slid him a note. I'm wearing a wire. 100%. Jess, don't be so hilarious today.

Oh, my God. Stop. Stop. Stop. Stop. That's good, Roy. I like that. That was good.

It was supposed to be bad. But yeah, man, it's going to be interesting to see what happens in the next couple weeks. I will say. If we don't do no time behind this shit, man, we got to start looking at some other things. Because I don't see how he gets out of this rock doing. He is going to snitch and come on air and say, I'm a civilian. My dad's a cop. What did you guys think I was going to do?

Yeah. Yeah, but you get away with that. Who are you going to snitch on, I know? Because if he snitch not his heart. He's going to throw everything on Caesar. They're going to both be in there snitching on each other. And it's going to be fucked up because Caesar probably going to be the fall guy because he's not the celebrity here. And that's what's fucked up.

And then he doesn't have relationships with law enforcement. I don't know, though, because the Fed. love a good celebrity case. I could definitely see them arresting Caesar and brought him right in. Just give us for Sean. Yeah. We want the headline.

But. Oh, we shall see the breakfast club may be over. It might be child time. Imagine if Rick Ross took Envy's spot with Charlemagne on the breakfast club. He would be great. Ross has personality to do it. He could be a...

Oh, I have to tune into the Star Report tonight. Oh, my God. We may get one of the most legendary star rants of all times. Oh my, because Starr don't like envy as it is. Hates her. Yeah. I think they're still in litigation for being sued. So Star going to be on there talking crazy.

Gotta watch Star. Shout out to Star, man. More news came out about Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake's relationship. Now, this is interesting only because I do feel like we can kind of pinpoint when Britney started to spiral and kind of like went crazy back in the day. And I always said Justin Timblet either broke her heart or like he did something. I always feel like Justin was the guy that cold. the left turn in Brittany's career in her life.

No, Roe v. Wadeder. That's what happened. And now it comes out that Britney Spears, what's up with everybody in these memoirs? Everybody has a fucking memoir coming out. I just heard John Stamos has a memoir coming out. Dumbars season. I would like John Stamos' memoir.

Like everybody, you would like John Stamos? I would like to learn more about Stamers. No, you wouldn't. Why not? Why not? You're not walking into Barnes & Noble like, oh, John. Oh, okay, that's different.

You would buy a John Stamos memoir? I read Lenny Kravitz's. It was very good. Totally different. Let love rule. See, hold on, fam. John Stamos and Lenny Kravitz, two totally different. I'm sure Johns is probably more interesting on us.

Thank you. I would like. And Lenny Kravitz? I don't know. To me, it's like there's names of celebrities you hear your whole life growing up. But these people were a little more known before my time. So to people I'm familiar with names that I've heard, but I don't know much about their personal life.

So I've read Lenny's book and it's incredible. I'm sure John's a name that I'm familiar with. I don't know much about him personally. I'd like to read about it. His stories about Bob Sagget's Coke era. They were probably doing Coke together. That might be worth the read.

That's a funny. That's a way better excerpt from a book than Will Smith. Please tell me about Bob Sagget on the set of Full House doing an eight ball in front of the Olson twins. Yeah, exactly. No, but DeMarris said that John Stamwell's book would be more interesting than Lenny Kravitz.

Is that what you said? I agree. I would think. Lenny's very good. Lenny Kravitz's mother was on one of the greatest show that is true. history. Okay. That's not Lenny. That's what prompted to move to L.A.

Huh? I just, I remember all the information from the book. He's one of the biggest rock stars you've ever had. Is he? Lindy Kravitz? One of the biggest rock stars ever? He was huge. Don't know him here, but I think you're drag. You don't think Lenny Kravitz is one of the biggest rock stars

ever? Like top 10? The biggest rock stars ever. Who are his peers? He's one of the biggest. Anybody in rock? You don't think Lenny Kravitz is one of the biggest rock stars? Sorry, I put my I put myself on a time out for a second after I saw how huge he was. Yeah. Oh, I didn't even hear that.

Yeah. I've seen the pause in a minute. One is enough. That one's enough. Maybe for a certain era he was, but in the scope of things, like, he wasn't bigger than Led Zepp. He wasn't bigger than Kiss. He's talking about gruice, though. He's not bigger than Stephen Tyler.

Jesus. We got another pole for there. We're talking about, I'm just talking about rock, like rock artists. You don't think Lenny Kravich is one of the ones. of his generation for sure. Oh, generation. So if you're one of the biggest rock stars of your generation, you're one of the biggest rock stars ever.

But it was the era when rock fell off. Sexy Red is one of the biggest artists of her generation. Stop, stop, stop, stop. She is not the biggest. She's one of the hottest. She's one of the hottest right now. Is that not the same thing? No, it's not.

See, that's the problem. It's definitely not the same. Yeah, hottest and biggest is two different things. And what are you considering a generation? Four months? Yeah, like she didn't even put an album out yet. You think she's one of the biggest of her generation? Yeah, that's like one.

She's like one, she's been hot for one moon cycle. Yeah, like, she's been hot for two seasons. She's been hot for one Zodiac sign. Yeah, like, no. No. But Lenny Kravitz, I would be guessing his story is way more interesting than John. Now, John Stamos, unfortunately, has a chapter in there where he talks about being molested. And he kind of like pushed up his mind and forgot about it.

But back to, like, is it memoir season? Is this the season where everybody buys books? Shout out to Agent Rich Paul. He put out his book. 60 minute interview? Yeah. No, he put out a book. I know, but he was on 60 minutes.

Oh, yeah, 60 minutes. Shout out to Rich Paul. His story, if you don't know it outside of the obvious, like, his story is just amazing. Shout out to Rich Paul. But see, that's an interesting story. You got one more time to say huge. And we're going to have to ask you. He's a different addict.

Yeah, we're going to have to ask you to do it. 60 minutes. The largest I've ever seen. Because then we're going to be sitting here. You're going to have to put on the whole beast costume from X-Men. He just got to put on the whole costume. Happy Halloween. But yeah, Britney Spears revealed her memoir that Justin Timber,

Lake. She got pregnant with Justin around the late 2000s and that they both agreed to get an abortion. This is ignorant. Do people buy books? What's selling? Audio books? Mad people buy books, Roy. Because I'm with... It feels like... New York Times is number one seller right now.

Like everything else. Somebody's buying books. But that's like currently interesting to me with LeBron being who he is. Like that's a full story about something that's interesting right now. Britney Spears, of course, Britney Spears, people are going to buy that. But yeah, I think it's random for a John Stamos book.

just be thrown in there. Do you guys think this memoir or this interaction between her and Justin inspired Hit Me Baby one more time? Shut up. Shut up,

things are just not good. And my Jess hilarious shut up was bad. That was a good joke. One more time. Make sure. I'm, I got it the first time.

Yeah, we haven't had to say it one more. Yeah, cool. Can't wait for this to go viral. We're pro-life over here. Whoa, whoa. Anyways, I would love to see the writing sessions of this book. book. The writing sessions? The stuff that didn't make it? Who wrote this book?

Brittany. Britney Spears did not write this fucking book. How do you know that? Well, she doesn't put the knives down. She didn't write it, but you know, somebody followed her and just typed everything and, you know. But like, in the current state that she is giving out to the world, we don't know if it's true or not. Are we going to trust everything that was said in this book? Like, I don't know if she's in the perfect time to, like, really reflect on everything that happened in an accurate manner. You're saying she's lying about getting an abortion? No. I'm not saying that. That seems much more shit.

I'm sure that could happen. But I'm saying the book overall. Like this lady, come on. She's off her fucking rock. This was a day ago. She's back with the knives, guys. This was a day ago? Come over.

Don't worry. I have such a warm, inviting, loving home with all these fake knives. Yeah. I mean, I believe his president is. Still, still concerning. I'm excited for the press run.

How does she come up here? So, well, she says she's not doing any sit down. And he's not allowed to leave her house. We don't have to sit down. We can stand up right there. We can meet you at the gate. Yeah, we can stand it right there. You'll put a mic over the mess.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. We'll come talk to you right there, Brittany, just to kind of, you know, just show you some love and see what's going on in the house, make sure everything's good. So this is what Britney Spears had to say. She says it was a surprise, but for me it wasn't a tragedy.

I love Justin so much. I always expected us to have a family together one day. This would just be much earlier than I'd anticipated. But Justin was definitely happy about the pregnancy. He said we weren't ready to have a baby. Justin wasn't. Oh, but Justin definitely was not happy about the pregnancy. He said we were not ready to have a baby in our lives and that we were way too young.

I could understand that and I could respect that. Yeah. They both them at the height of their careers. Probably not baby time. Yeah, not baby time. Everything would have to slow down professionally, obviously. We'd have to put everything on hold. But man, that would have been an interesting chain of events, though, to have Justin and Brittany and have a kid together.

That would have been a messed up kid. You think so? Why you see that? Yeah. I mean, like, they weren't in a position to raise a kid. Like, they were young themselves and they were at the peak of their career. Yeah. All his world. Some kids, exactly.

Listen, once you got money, you can raise a baby now. I mean, look what Kim Kardashian just said, that she just hired a manny, which is a mannanny, which is a mannanny just so our kids would have a man in the house. Isn't that what Kanye called, uh, Pete? No, not Pete. The mother's a boyfriend. Corey? Oh, the CIA agent? Yeah.

Didn't he call him a manny? Probably. Like he was a manny at first? Like he was a nanny for somebody at first and that's how he met him. He met him as a nanny. I think that's what Kanye said. He did not. Cory Gamble has been.

I'm telling you what Kanye said. I'm not saying it's true. Oh, that was just like a diss to him. Yeah. Was it a dis? I mean. But he said that's how he met him as he was a nanny. That's not how he met.

Corey Gamble has been in the. He was Justin Bieber's Manny. I'm serious. No, Scooter was the manager. Scooter was the manager. I'm trying to tell you. I'm trying to tell you what Kanye said. He said Corey was a nanny or manny.

Oh, Bieber's mannie is kind of lit. I mean, well. It's like that movie with Vin Diesel when he's a CIA agent and then he takes care of all the kids. That was based off Corey again. Would you be a manny? No. If it paid well. How old would the kid be?

Yeah, your kids got to at least be like almost in high school. Being that what's the point? Nanny is a scary job. Hell yeah. I'd be so paranoid with other people's kids. With saint. That's what I'm saying. I won't want the kids to at least be like 12.

13. Okay, so what about an entertainment? Okay, so let's say Corey was Justin's manny, right? Would you be that kind of manny? Like, would you babysit the kids' stars? That's a nightmare. That's a nightmare. God, imagine. I couldn't be able to... Because remember when Justin was renting all the, not renting, buying all the Ferraris and whipping it through the hills

and egging homes and doing dumb shit? Well, that was a little twist fault. Yeah, it's true, yeah. It was his influence. It was his influence. It was his man. I don't know if I could be a manny to, like, babies, though, kids. Young, teenagers, maybe. But to like a single Mom, you were fucking, and they call you Uncle Mole.

You could be that. Oh, I've been that a few times. Yeah, so you've been somewhat of an uncle mom. They call him dad. Yeah, if you see me call some young kid in Harlem nephew, you and his mom's got some. Yikes. That now has a weed addiction.

Where do you get that from? His mom. It was your weed. I was serving it. Jesus Christ. Well, if you're not ready to write a book, you can check yourself into rehab and kind of figure out and work on yourself in private. How do you guys feel about Jesse Smolette's recent venture?

The rebrand has started. I do think he probably needs rehab. I don't think this is... Oh, now? He was talking about doing a lot of blow in all those interviews he was lying about. That's the one thing I think he was telling the truth. That's why he didn't eat the sub because he was so coked out. That's another thing.

I used a bunch of coke and then want to go eat. And then a hammer of Subway meatballs. So that the news. Listen, man, Jesse, I know what's going on here. You're trying to get back on the Hollywood good side. You're trying to get a script or roll somewhere. Some sympathy. They told you you got to go through rehab.

I understand what the same. says, brother, hopefully you do bounce back. If nothing, you gave us an entertainment moment during the fucking pandemic. But I do think that it's unfair for him not to be able to get a job or land a role as a result of that. I mean, he's obviously been caught lying. He did his time or whatever he had to do for that. And then move forward, man.

Life goes on. I mean, this is the regular Hollywood rebrand, though. You just got to go to rehab. Got to go to rehab. Do an interview. Might not even have to go. You just got to say you're going to rehab. Word.

We don't know because we never check to see which. Rehab center is he in. Right, that's true. It's a name of a club in L.A. Yeah, like, he's good. Just stay home for a couple days. Stay off the internet for a couple days. It's a pool party.

That's a sick name. So he's doing. He's just staying home. PR misread the note. Yeah. Jesse spotted at club rehab. Because what would he be going to rehab for? Coke.

He said he was doing a lot of coke and a lot of drugs with the- Nobody goes to rehab for Coke. What do you mean? What? You didn't. Well, I did it on my own. You kicked that out of my own. You kicked that monkey clean off your back.

See? Yeah. That's what I'm saying. I also didn't have a publicist to like make it a thing. Like if I was in his position and I, and the people knew that I was doing a lot of coke, hell yeah, I would milk that shit and be like, yo. Going to react. Look at me. Clean.

Instead, I just locked myself in my room and stop listening to the weekend. Was you crying like Pooke and New Jack City? No. Like, you were having withdrawals? I was shaking and crying. I did have withdrawals. That kind of sucked. I'm sure of your back.

Yeah, what was some of your withdrawals? Like, what did you do? No, it's like it's weird. You know, when you're in a, it's like your circadian rhythm for sleeping. Okay. So. Aren't those bugs? They come every 17 years.

The Parisian bed bugs. Every 17, 17 years he does cope. Yeah. All right. All right. Every 17 years he does cope. That's crazy. No, because Rory Mr.

fucking puts wine and everything he drinks. Yeah. Damn. We could talk about with draws. If you go an extended period of time without the substance that your body's used to having in it, then you start, you start, your body starts calling for that void so you can get a little shaky.

Yeah. So alcoholics go through this shit all the time. Same with Coke. You know it's funny. That happened to me when I stopped eating like chicken and shit, turkey. See? Yeah, I'm sure your body. If your body's conditioned or something.

And I didn't know what the fuck was going on. I had no, I thought that was just drugs. Yeah. There's anything that your body is accustomed to, like, and you're not giving it to your body anymore. Sugar, I had no idea. Sugar, yeah. People who drink those iced coffees from Dunkin' Donuts every day, they go one day without them ice coffees. I have the worst head.

Yeah, you're an addict. You know what I had the other day for like the first time and I'm never going to drink it again? Pussy. The shaking espresso from Starbucks. That shit is lit as fuck. Bro, I felt like I smoked crack. Really? Wow.

My hands was jittery. Bro, I'm never, I'm never drinking that shit again. So I had Panera bread introduced like some charged up lemonade that was fucking delicious. I had to chill. I felt like pooky. Yeah, I don't, because they were so good, but apparently it was like 45 Red Bulls in one of those. God. Damn.

They must have discontinued them. No, they still have. No, they probably still have it. Oh. Wasn't there a viral video going on? You know that drank one of those? Don't tell me that. I might as go back.

They're fucking delicious. I'm sticking to my chite latte with oatmeal. I can't do no espresso or nothing like that. Coffee, yeah, coffee makes me feel like I'm overdo. It's just not for me, bro. I feel like, I felt like weird. It is. I had a friend from childhood that went to rehab in Vegas.

Nice. Damn. That's like he reached out to me. He was like, yeah, I think it's time. I really need to go rehab. I'm like, oh, I'm proud of you that you know, no one had to force him and like put him in a straight jacket and sent him. He made the choice himself.

And I was like, oh, rehab in Vegas? He's like, yeah, I'm going to Vegas. I'm going to Vegas for rehab. Going to club live. Oh, so you're going to Nevada for rehab. Oh, so you're still a lying addict. Yeah, like, I'm not going to rehab. Going to the Mojiga son.

I then found out that some of the best rehab facilities are in Vegas. Like, that's a thing. Of course. They're probably out on the reservation. Florida and Vegas have like the most rehab. We're in Vegas, though. On the strip. Like Henderson.

Yeah. Oh, so that's where the aliens are. That's not Vegas. But it's still like the greater Vegas area. Yeah, but having the rehab center on the strip is fucking insane. No, I don't think it's as soon as you leave. It's just like, okay, let's see how much we did our job. Like, go back out in the world.

It's a good test. Exposure therapy. Take 12 steps onto the strip. Exposure therapy. Having an addictive personality is just so interesting to me sometimes. Like when I see people that I know have an addictive personality that they're addicted to some things, it's so interesting to me because I'm completely. completely the opposite of that.

Like, I have no... You have vices. But I don't know if he's... I don't think Ma has an addictive personality. I don't have an addiction. Bro, I can stop, as much as I smoke weed, I could stop smoking weed today and never... And addictive personality aren't necessarily just for vices.

Drugs. Yeah. People could just get in like a lemonade phase. Like me. Like, Roy. But no, you can pick up anything if you have an addictive personality and just... But no, that's what I'm saying. It's so interesting to me.

Like, I see people like they addicted to this at this moment. Then they no longer are fuck with that. addicted to this like they just change what their like thing is you had that with that coconut water shit you were addicted oh yeah you were addicted you were geeking on that i think he just liked it no that was just water the vietnamese no i'm i'm regardless of what the substance is but i wasn't addicted to it he'd come up to us and be like yo this is the best coconut water i've ever had but then i found out i'm addicted to cocaine i mean i'm allergic to what wait what yeah i'm allergic to i always knew it was like coconut oil i got coconut oil on my hands and my hands will break out

I didn't think like actual the actual coconut so I thought I could just like eat drink coconut but then after drinking those coconut water That's actually very fucking You can't have pinia colladas

I can but Your lips swollen up like the nutty professor It was like it was almost to that point It was like tingling Like my mouth My gums was tingling And shit like that like yeah Damn

So it's the coconut I was wondering why you stopped Because that shit I was doing I replaced that I replaced that with regular like Water Yeah instead of drinking regular water I was drinking coconut water

That coconut water is amazing It was. You probably could drink it a little bit. I can't go crazy on it, though. I can't drink it. Are you guys allergic to anything? They'll give you the wrong. Celfish.

You're allergic to penicillin? Damn, so you just got to wait. Isn't your body produced penicillin? You've got to wait for that. If I ever could have to be out of ass. You out of here, Eddn, doesn't your body produce penicillin? No, that's insulin. Oh, damn.

Cigators. Every 17 years. It produces penicillin in your body. You'll be niggas in the heights right now making bitch of shit. Yo, guys, shit. Shit. shit. I'm going to

back in the penicillin and sell his shit. Are you allergic to anything? I don't know. I don't think so. The son. Besides, yes. The son for sure. Oh, yeah.

White women. I have like allergies. White women. You're allergic to white women? Yo, Roar, you are allergic to white women. I don't even think Roy like speaking to white women. I've never seen him speak to a white woman in my life.

My mother did just get mad of me for not calling it. Except for her. It stopped at home. That's different. It starts at home. That's where Rory's frustration for white members started. That's how I will start my memoir as far as I've rejected white women based off my mommy based off your mommy issue, 100%.

That's a real thing, though. Men don't talk about their mommy issues. Oh, for years, I thought I had daddy issues. I 100% have mommy issues. Do you? Yes. We got a little bit of both. Damn.

Wow. Jesus Christ. I have mommy and daddy issues, too. I drink wine and I have mommy issues and daddy issues. I understand. I can't pronounce words. I get it. I talk too much on the podcast.

I interrupt people. I get it. I'm not funny. Let it out. I try to make way too many fucking jokes. They aren't funny. I think I'm a stand-up comedian. I understand.

I get it. This is a therapy. This is Roy's breakthrough. Now, how do you feel? Now that you let all that out? Worse! Yeah, I figured, yeah. Well, in our second session, I'm going to help you, like, recover from what you just

let out. I said to my therapist on Wednesday, when does this start working? It doesn't start. It starts working when you start working on. That's what you start. I think you're supposed to set goals and then once you reach your like emotional goals with your therapist that's when they're supposed to break up with you

emotional goals I'm news for you emotional who has emotional goals I got news for you Oh yes Those people have emotion You can go to therapy with like a goal in mind Like hey I want to learn to control my anger

Or I want to stop Like I was about to tell it myself But yeah I want to control Seeing my ex Going to Sarah Hughes Who? Who? Who has to stop going to Syracuse? Yo, Julian is the dude at the end of why did I get married.

You're right now. You snitching on my vices. Her location. We started with him. We started with his addiction. We did. Yeah. You got started with his coke addiction.

Well, he brought that up. But that's in past tense. She still can't shake the Syracuse addiction. I'm still drinking wine. She loves the Orange Man. Look, I have problems, too. I'm just, I'm masking it with yours. Why women?

No, he has an addicted personality. That's funny. Nope. Does Julie have an addicted personality? Yes. I definitely, yeah. Oh, for sure. Do you see how hard he work at this podcast?

I thought he was just being a good, good, good, good teammate. Fam, you give him a vape? I think maybe he relapsed on Coke because he'd be texting me at 3 a.m. Like, one subscriber up. I just refreshed. Now it's two subscribers. If you guys actually knew how much I scour over analytics. Oh, for sure.

I appreciate that about it. It's sickening how much of care. We were drinking in our hotel in his room. Like, we have, at an hour. We're drunk. He goes, look. And it's just the fucking analytics of the subscribers. It's like 3 a.m. at the whole time.

I'm glad Julian. But you know why? But see, I admire things like that about Julian because I'm such the polar opposite. So like, when me and you don't have any time to like have a conversation like that, I'm like, I don't give a fuck about that shit. Like, why are you telling you? He knows, too. I think he does it to piss you off. I'm like, why are you telling me about this shit?

I don't give a fuck about none of it. Because it's your page. It's your company. No, no, no, but you know what it is? When Julian tells- Your mall in New York and mall. My name isn't anywhere on this thing. You're not and, you're not new.

No. But it's just that when he starts telling me about some scribing shit, like I don't, or like what people are saying, I don't care about that. Oh, that's different. That type of shit is what he's obsesses about. I'm just like, bro, why do you, it's five in the morning. It's his job.

No, but. Yeah, I like. But it's like, anytime Julian alive, when we do get drug, we really just talk about work. Yeah. It's so powerful. That's what I'm saying. When we were in Toronto.

he was drunk. I remember. He was going crazy about analytics one day. I'm like, bro, like, let's just, us. Nah, man, but I do a mind out about you, that you're the numbers guy.

You're the numbers guy. I do it. I admire that about Julian. Because a lot of people would not care to talk about that, but you actually care to talk about it. Envy and Caesar could have used a guy like that. Well, I don't know, because maybe.

Well, Caesar definitely could have used a guy like Julian. Like, hey, you know about those houses. He knew. He knew. He knew. He knew. Numbers are not numbering, but it's all good. Yeah.

So who is this 50-year-old man that's been arrested for having fake heart attacks and arrest? A fucking legend. Yeah. Listen. It's like Rory's uncle. I have so many questions. So a 50-year-old man has been arrested because he's faking heart attacks in 20 different restaurants to avoid paying a bill.

What's the law, though? Right. Like, what was the arrested? It's fraud. You're asking all the wrong questions. It's fraud. How much was these bills? And where was he going?

Right. Was he a loan? A loan bill was crazy. This looks like an Applebee's floor. He has to be alone. How did you get that? You took seven bitches to the Boudicodak. I can understand faking your death.

I almost had a heart attack one time they bought a bill out to me. I went to dinner with some people. And I was like, no, I got it. I don't worry about it. I didn't think it was that crazy. What was it? We was at like 1600. God.

And I was like, I don't know too much as bad as I thought it was going to be. This guy's from Lithuania, but he was arrested in Spain. Damn. That's a real crime. So he crossed. He crossed. He crossed.

He crossed. country borders are doing that shit? The El Chapo. You got to. You can't be local with that shit. Because they know you. Can't keep going back to the same restaurant. You don't want to fuck around in different countries with that because they don't just put

you in jail. Fam, he's scamming over what the equivalent of $36 would be. Okay, but times that by 50. 50? He did it 50 times. He did it 50 times. He did it by 20? That's a significant amount of money.

Is it? $700? A paella and two whiskeys. He could also have an addicted personality and tried it once and really wanted to continue to challenge himself. See, he couldn't do that shit in the States because the cost of the ambulance that they're calling for you alone. Exactly.

That's what I had thought. That's true. Those entire 20 free bills. Yeah. So is he like waking up out of like his heart attack saying, I'm fine now and they're just like, listen, just sit down and drink some water and they just letting him go. Like Kaiser Soza. Because I, if they're calling the hospital, if they're calling an ambulance for him, like, I got to, he has to be paying something. Like he has a free health care out there?

In Spain? In Lithuania? I'm not in Spain. I've never been, but I don't think they have free health care out there. Sorry, I'm not up to date. This type of shit would never work. There's a public free health care, yeah. So they said in the officer, one officer particularly arrested him on four separate

occasions and he was ordering expensive items. That's hilarious. Lobster, whiskey. It could have been a real hard attack. Yeah, lobster whiskey, he might have had a real heart attack. See, if I would have known this, we could have got away in Canada. Could have this in Toronto. I would have done that shit at Saga.

I would have loved to see him all fake a heart attack for a heart attack for a a vegan burger. Yeah, I could do it. You did fake getting shot. He smoked that. That's true. You did. Yeah, you did smoke.

What would be like your go-to? Would you grab your chest? What would be y'all go-to? Help, I'm having a heart attack. Move as I see first, most people that have heart attacks, they grab their arm first. Because it's usually what they say, the left side, no? You kind of lose feeling in your left side. And is in a...

Grab your arm, you try to loosen like your collar? Yeah, so you can get some air. And don't you smell burnt hair? Isn't that, like, a rumor? That's COVID. You can't smell at all when you have COVID? No, for the heart of time. Some people were having symptoms where they smell like burnt flesh or like,

damn, meat and stuff. Go scents. Yeah. That's a thing. Yeah. Okay. I would hate that. The real thing.

I wanted to ask you guys, what's the biggest lie or a recent lie, if ever, that you've used to get out of a date? Because this is what this is reminding me of. The most recent lie? Or just any, like a good story about you lying to get out of a date. I have a recent one that Demaris helped me out with. So that's why I brought it up. I mean, I've gone through a lot of

grandparents. I'll tell you that much. Oh my god. Your brains have died how many times? I can't even count. Yeah. Yeah. And then that was also the tragedy outside of the obvious when both my grandparents passed. It was yes. Get that excuse off. And like the one time that I wanted to actually use it for real, we were in lockdown. Yeah. Oh. Oh, that sucks. Do you still get that off even though they're dead? Yeah. I mean, just someone that doesn't know. Yeah. But then like what if you reschedule and like really get to know them and start to like them. And they want to meet the Grans? I thought they were dead.

Oh, no. That was my other side of the family. Yeah. You know how you're like friends that you call cousins? Yeah. I have like older people. I just be calling like, that's my grandma.

Right, right. I think I told somebody, I told a girl that the, the fire department had to break into my apartment for something and they broke my board. No, the super called me, so they had to break my door down. You ever told a girl that you had a woman and that's why you couldn't make the date.

There was a lot of traffic. A woman driver? Yeah, like a woman Uber driver. Yeah, I never told a girl that. Damn. I think a girl would understand. Are you locked yourself out of her? She would understand.

Yeah. She would like that's crazy. You can't leave with that. Too, like one time. I think they just, Uber just passed something to where female drivers can actually choose to only pick up female passengers after a certain time, which I think is great.

I think that's cool. That's the way it should be. Yeah, like, I don't think female drivers should be picking random men. That's going to last. For what? That's not going to last a month? Yeah. Because then we're just going to say, well, what's a woman?

Oh, boy. I didn't even think about it that far. If you get into that, right? Yeah, that's very strong. But I do, I do think that it is dangerous for female drivers to pick up strange men at late late. I think the vice versa is. I think that's fucking insane. So I'd love to hear what this.

Yeah, what did you guys do? Oh, yeah. So there was one night, I was, uh, I was walking past the date was somewhere nearby and Demaris was here. So I've stopped by to go to the bathroom because the, 15 minute walk from my apartment. I still needed to stop and pee. So I came here, Demaris is here.

We ended up having some wine. You're addicted. It's coming to the studio. I noticed that. I like coming here. Yeah. Pause. So I stopped here, had some wine with DeMaris.

And then I was like, look, I'm not really feeling this. I don't know who this person is. I'm just going to see. But if I need you, will you just be on call? And she was like, yeah, of course, hit me. So I get there.

As soon as I sit down, I was like, this isn't, nope, I'm out. So I go to why, though, she wasn't attractive? It just was like, it was like a kind of a catfish situation. I was like, this isn't happening to me right now. I was like, I'd rather go to bed.

She was too dark. So, yes. So I go to the bathroom, call to Maris. I say, hey, can you do me a favor? Blow up my phone and like all cap text messages. Be like a pipe burst in the studio. We need you to come back at the fire department. Like equipment.

I made that up. All right. That's so much work. Like, just thug it out for another 30 minutes. No, no, because I just sat down. Like, and I'd wanted to get out of there before we ordered. I don't want to be a dick and be like, now there's drinks on the table. Okay, bye.

So I wanted to get out before, like, they just put the water down. Before she ordered 48 oysters. Yeah. Yeah, we'll get to that. So, yeah, Demaris did that. And I'm showing her the text as they come in. Like, oh, my God, I got to run to the studio. The text said, Julian answered a phone, a pipe burst in the studio, and I don't know what to do.

And now I have to tell Benner, I don't want to, but at this point, it's insane. We have a recording tomorrow. This won't be fixed by then. Two mics are part of the record. Already, I call management. Mall is going to black. And I'm like, you know, you know, I was. No clue.

She's naming all these people. I'm like, oh my God, Benner's tweaking. She's like, what the fuck is that? Oh, so you were reading it back to the,

yeah, yeah, I was showing her. Oh my God. She was just running through shit. And I was like, oh my God, I got to go.

And I just got up and ran. I half jogged and then turned the corner. I was like, oh, thank God. And I just walked. Well, I don't know if I told story on this pod. When I was in college

running track, I slept with a woman in my dorm room. And I really, really wanted her to leave. like really wanted her to leave. So I pretended, it was like 6 o'clock in the morning

when we finished. I pretended to put my track stuff on because I had to go to practice at 6 a.m. to get her. I walked with her with my track stuff on out the door

and like kind of walked around the building and waited like 30 seconds till she left and came back and went to sleep. I think that most of us have done some shit like that though. I've definitely walked girls out of the building

and act like I was like walking towards the train station, like they got in like an Uber. And then once I see their car like passed the lightway, she can't see me, I just turn right back around and go back to the crib. Like, every guy has done that. But what was kind of crazy was we were like drinking. Like, you're gonna go run? Like up until like six, like I was drunk.

And she was like, oh, okay, you're going to practice? Yeah. Where's like. You know, hardest to put track tights on when you're blackout drunk. Started stretching. In my defense, though, like college dorm room beds are very. small. Two people sleeping

in those. The twin exiles? Oh, God. Crash. Terrible. They're just tall twins. Yeah. The fact that I've never been to college

but slept in so many dorms is crazy. Damn. Like it's wild. Where do you think you would have wanted to go to college? Um. And why didn't you? Where, where mall would have went?

You give me Delaware State. I give you Delaware State. Nothing about me says Delaware State. So wait, what you got against the DSU? I just said nothing about me, says Delaware. But you've been in Delaware State dorms though.

Never been to Delaware state too. Never looked like the Syracuse Orange right now. You give me SUNY vibes, though. He is giving Syracuse Orange right now. Look at him. No, I've been to, uh, you definitely look like you would do two semesters at Bigghamton and then I was just going to see Bigghamton. That's funny. Nah, Buff State.

No, no, no. I could have went to Newport. I could have went to New Paltz. You would have went to New Paltz. You would have commuted to New Pals. Hell yeah. Yeah. I would have never, I've never been to New Paltz.

Great school. Great school. A lot of parties over there. Yeah. I would have went somewhere. I would have went to a Stony Brook. A HBCU though, for sure.

I said, but like South, now I wouldn't have went. It's Delaware's below the Mason Dixon line. Right? No, it's not. It's not at all.

I'm happy you correct. Somewhere in Virginia or Atlanta. I think I'm... You said somewhere of Virginia or Atlanta? Virginia or Atlanta. I'm so glad I didn't go to like a school like an HBCU or a popular campus.

I would have never survived. Like, if you would have sent 18-year-old me to, Atlanta. Yeah. I'd probably be dead. Nah. Like, I needed to be at a commuter school injured.

You'd have Gordon with a baby mother for sure. Damn. No, I could have went to Clark Atlanta or something like that. I probably could have went to Clark. Hampton? Hampton. You could have been a Hampton guy. Hampton.

Hampton. Or Spelman. Sure. No. Definitely not Spelman. You could identify. Clark. Well, now, how does that work now, though?

That's a great question. How does that work now with the world? What? What? Like, if I identify as a woman, I can't go to, like, Like Spelman? That was actually the theme of the young guns. Can't Stop, Won't Stop video.

I don't think that was a thing. They went to an all-girls school. They were the first guys to put an old... It was like, Joana Man. Yeah, but they didn't identify as women. Not, Chris, the intro, Chris was like, yo, I'm a chick. And they're like, go ahead.

He said, I'm Christina. Go ahead. Yeah, but like, is that a thing that old? Like, can somebody say, you listen, I identify as a woman. So I want to go to an all-women's college. Spellman will consider for admission women's students. including students who consistently live and self-identify as women,

regardless of their gender assignment at birth. That's lit. It's lit for the young niggas down. That's lit. Yo, I can identify as a woman and go to Spellman. You all gave a degree right now. It's lit. How is that lit, Ma. How is it not?

Maulina. I'm straight, but I want to identify as women to go to all-girls school. They can't deny me entry into the school. Do you think you're going to get pussy identifying as a woman? Yes. What are you talking about? Get it now. Yeah.

You could just. You heard you. School that allows men and women. I just... Yeah, but I don't want to deal with none of the guys. There you go. No, men. That sounds good in theory.

That's how straight mall is. It does sound good in theory. I don't know how you would really fared living in an all-women dorm. That'd be fun for like a semester. Yeah, because women are dirty. Yeah, those bathrooms are probably disgusting. And they all sink up. Women are dirty, but college-aged men are absolutely fucking disgusting.

I'm sure they're not any better. I've been in college dorms with women were using those bathrooms and then I thought I was on Rikers. Yeah. No, no, it was disgusting. Who was in here? Why is the toilet paper just disappear? Yeah. Why is their pads?

Because we actually use it. Yeah, you like put a fucking club fistworth and then dunk it in the toilet hole. They dunk it in another hole if they don't have any pads. Yeah. That too? Yeah. It doesn't sound very sanitary. No, no.

It's not. I'm telling you, I've seen some of those bathrooms. I'm like, this cannot be a girl's bath. It's free for all. At St. Peter's, it was floors like by gender with boys floor girls. And their floors smelled crazy. bathrooms were nuts.

Like, I liked my guy floor. Yeah. It was a better community. The girls floor always had like the hair and shit, but the men's men have a smell. No, but that... It's musk.

I almost had a heart attack smelling all that different weave on that fucking fire. That was real anti-black. That was anti-black. Was that anti-black? Is that just specific to black people? That was anti-weef? I mean, white women don't wear we? It's... I think black people. There was no white women at my school,

though. Yeah, I know. White women call it extensions. There was one. There was one white girl. And she had weave. White women wear weave more than a black. Like Ariana Grande.

That's all weave. But it's extensions. Yeah. Yeah. Extendo. Well, extensions is different from weave, right? No. They're both same shit.

Same shit. They're both sewn in. Oh, okay. Excuse me. I'm sorry, Mr. Whoever you are today. Do you like to smell when women flat ironed their weave? Do you like the smell?

How is that anti-black? It smells bad. I hate the smell of nail parts, too. Burnt hair is one. Burnt hair, period. It doesn't have to be weave. It's burnt hair. The smell of a flat iron against hair.

He can't say weave, though? He can. No. You call him anti-black for that. Fucking what Rory. Jesus. And listen, they had like the communal washers and dryers and shit in the basement. To close women would leave.

Bligh. Vasty. Men are cleaner. I know your fucking track shorts didn't smell better than what women were leaving down there. You'd be surprised. I mean, we had to work out every day. I was constantly doing laundry. Yeah, same.

You guys had the same draws from. first semester. Ooh. I didn't say that. Just clam bake. Yeah, who was this chick that ate 48 oysters? Damaris, on a date. I don't, I don't fucking eat oysters.

Thank you. You don't eat oysters? No, I don't eat oysters. What? Instead of preparing for our Toronto show, I was glued to my phone. Oh, yeah. Learning about the woman that ate

48 oysters on a date in Atlanta. How do you order 48? First of all, how? How do you order 48 anything? Well, there were $15 a dozen. Okay. Okay. So $60.

You're going? Just because McChune. Chicken chickens are a dollar. Doesn't mean you should order 48 of them. She had $60 worth of oysters, which probably isn't a good idea in itself. But $60 worth for oysters. And not just that. She had potatoes and crab cakes as well.

So this is the thing. The girl went on a date with this guy. She's never really been interested in the guy. I think she's a content creator. So she just went and was like, you know, I like this oyster spot. I'm going to take him here. Yeah. Apparently he only asked her out for drinks.

They went to this spot. And she ordered all these oysters. and was like, oh yeah, I still got to order my meal. He ran out to fake like he was going to the bathroom. He had one glass of wine and then he disappeared. He left. He thanked it. He said he wasn't.

When she texted him after, he said, I'm not, I ask you off for drinks. I'm not paying for all that shit. Like, you're not matching my energy. Basically, I only had a glass of wine. But wait, it's only $60. Only, I mean. The oysters. Why are we talking about paying for the date or the price of anything?

It's the principal. After the 24th oyster, I'm leaving the date. Yeah. This bitch is psycho. Yeah. No, don't do that. 24 oysters isn't that bad. It's a lot of oysters in one date.

To people who eat oysters, to people who eat oysters, you're not, okay. Y'all acting like oysters are like fucking red lobster biscuits. They're not that filling. But eating 24 oysters is like, yo, it's like, it's an etiquette thing. Yeah, like, yeah. I agree with that.

I agree with that. What are we doing now? Like, we're at 24. We're going to go to 36. Yeah. And then at 36. And at 36, like, yo, I'm going to hit him with another one. Another 12?

Is that hurt? I'm waiting for the Dumerous text. about the pipe bursting in the office. I just feel like after 24, like, I just feel like once the 36 order came back to the kitchen, the man is supposed to come out like, is everything okay? Like, well, he probably thought both of them were eating them. Exactly.

We have to either way. That's true. Two people can run through. We have to cut you guys off. Yeah. Yeah. 44 oysters. We have to feed everybody else.

Also, there's like a bacteria, flesh-eating bacteria currently in oysters. So just putting it all out there for 48 oysters in Atlanta. They don't give a fuck. I mean, isn't it natural aphrodisiac? She's probably horny as fuck. He shouldn't have walked out Crazy in the panties It was doing what

That clip was in the panties like this That clip was in that panty Like She was seen up The oyster turned the pearl Into the clam He called the day too early He was supposed to like

He was supposed to see where that ended at Yeah And you know oysters got that consistency Ooh That clip was motherfucking I know But once you pair it with The amount of potatoes

That she had on her plate Plus crab cakes Oh yeah she got a shit Yeah You can't fuck on a Autumn lemon drops You can't fuck a girl with 48 oysters in her stomach and then

baked potato. You hit that from the back, she's going to shit all over. She doesn't get her stomach pumped. Damn, that's a... You smack high ass with one day. It scatters like a hippo. Ugh. Y'all are fucking...

Why does it smell like ocean water in here? Yeah, what's that one guy that used to give... What's the one dude's name that used to give Joey Chess not a problem every year until he didn't sign that contract? Oh, the agent dude? Yeah. I forgot his name.

Anyway, that's... I feel like she should enter that world. Competitive eating. Competitive oyster eating? No, she needs to fucking get a man. She needs a collat. What do that have to do? Let your man, let your man pay for 48 oysters.

But how do you even get to know someone while they eat 48 oysters? Like, how much conversation can you have when you're downing 48 oysters? That's what I'm saying. He called it too early because she was about to give him the sex of his life. Kobayashi. Sorry. Yeah. And you ain't heard of video.

She was slurping them bitches down. He was supposed to be like, yo, listen, we're going after these 48, we're going to go ahead and give back to the crib. But it also, and why I think some of this was fake. Was that her? He had, yeah. She showed like, more would have paid for the oysters for sure. For sure.

48, I know what that clip doing in them panties. Let's go for 64. Let's go for 96. Let's break the world record. I'm going to spend $150 of oysters. But what was also crazy, she showed the empty seat after he dipped with just like, not even half drinking glass of wine. How fast was she eating 48 oysters?

Crab cakes and potatoes for him to not even get three sips of whining. Yeah, I mean, she was down. Well, I was watching the video of her sucking on an oyster. She was doing like a dozen per three minutes. Like she was, yeah, she was, it wasn't a long date.

She was knocking them to fuck down. All gas. And all that on a high top. Look at all the plates. That's a lot of oysters. She's going to always do crazy. Yeah, he was supposed to play that out to the end, though. Because he might have had a great.

That's like, I'm confused, though. At what tray did he walk out? Because say he walks out on tray one or two. She goes through like five more alone. No, he walked. No, she ate the four trays. I think it's four. Yeah.

She ate the four trays. He probably didn't know that it was $15. He probably thought he was in a hole with $300. Not even that. It's when she said, I'm about to order my meal. That he was like, bitch. And I think that's me. I mean, come on.

I would have been out. Yeah. After 48. After 38 oysters, I don't think you're going to order a main. At that point, I'm thinking you're just on appetizers. I've got a black hole. Because girls do that sometimes. They'll just eat a bunch of appetizers, order a drink.

That looks kind of good. I'll hold you. Two lemon drops. Nah, I feel him. Go home and beat off. It's not worth it. There's his wine glass. That shit.

He took one sip. I know them tape of girls. Her sex is crazy. You would have let a rock. She's going to burn them calories. You would have let a rock? She is in Atlanta mall. What if she down 48 mozzarella sticks?

48 mozzarella sticks? No. throat goat. You can't eat that much cheese. I'm not going to lie. That might be... 48 of anything. 48 mazrella sticks I might be able to do.

I've had 48 oysters. You can never eat 48 Miserables. I love Mazzarely. Would you a throat? Would you be willing to try? 48 pieces of calamari. I'll give you $1,000 cash

if you can eat 40 pieces of mozzarella. You still like me my fucking new balances. You don't hold up to your debt. $2,000. $2,000. $2,000. In one sitting. In one sitting?

Oh, for sure. Without throwing up? $2,000. Let's shake on it. Cash. In your hand. All right. Without throwing up.

If you throw up, you don't get nothing. Okay. So I got to stay here for two hours and I throw it. Yeah. All right, cool. What are we doing it? Patreon. Two hours?

No, we're giving... How long do you think she was sitting there? Well, the TikTok. Maybe a hour. Maybe an hour. You get, you get an hour. Okay. She's not.

She's not. First of all, we have to find a place that's going to give us for... I'm sure there's someone that's no willing to be. We can get 48... We can get 48... Nah, they got to be good quality of mozzarella sticks. Don't give me no cheap shit. I was speaking on your behalf

because they give you the cheap thin ones you want the girthy thick ones with all the breaded and cheese that's going to fill you up. The Lenny Kravitz ones. Not minis. Don't come in here with 48 minis. No, I'm talking about regular mozzarella sticks. Okay. 48.

Yes. No throwing up. It's a mozzarella sticks challenge. We got to do after Halloween. My Halloween costume just came and it's like a boostier and I can't do that. You're going to have to clear your week. You're going to have a month of recovery. No, you have to be out for a week.

48 mozzarella sticks. I can maybe eat 48 pieces of shrimp. Maybe. That's not too bad. Maybe. That's not too bad. 48 pieces. I'd be fried shrimp.

Oasters. 48 mozzarella sticks is not happening. That's not happening. Nobody's eating 48 mozzarella sticks. Julie, how many wings did we eat at the hotel? 40. I could be 40 wings. We had 40 wings.

Oh, no. I need 20 is next. At Toronto, we have drunk as shit. Yeah, we were drunk as hell. down and I was picking into an empty box looking for more. I remember when I used to order the chicken nuggets, the 20 piece, I would have trouble finishing that box. I feel like 20 pieces of chicken nuggets is a lot of...

When I was in high school, I used to bust on the 20 pieces. You know, that's a lot of. But I was in high school and high school students, we're just growing. I couldn't do that now. You're not doing that. You're not cleaning 48 miles per cent. 48s, right? 48. In one hour. We got to say, you might as well run into 50. Including the mariner sauce.

Or you're just going raw dog. She got to have mariner to get it. Yeah, like that's right. She got a lube to throw. Loose in the pipe. What beverage are you pairing that with? What beverage? See, no, because that's how you get full.

Oh, it's not the breaded cheese. You know what? Wait, you're doing this without water? I'm not doing that to de Maris. I'm not going to do that. No, because I know you can't do it. I know you cannot eat 48 miles. You don't hold down on your fucking bets.

Where are my new balances? All right, I'll get you the new balance. It just the song didn't enter the top 10 or whatever the fuck. It didn't even hit top 50. How do we know that, though? Did we check? Did we check? Keep checking.

It's not... Can we refresh someone on what that bet was? Drake is the top 20 songs right now. Refresh them on that bet again? What was it? So we made a bet that Sierra and Chris Brown's song

How We Roll. Go Google it because you have no idea what the fuck it is. Wouldn't enter the top 50, the Billboard top 50. It's a good song. It did go number one on the R&B charts. We were talking about.

But that's not the bet. No, that was top 100. I gave him up to 50 that it wouldn't enter 50. It hasn't entered the 100. That's because y'all hate him. But anyway. Can we quickly just go back because I'm still stuck on de Maris.

Yeah, of course. Monsarly sticks. Yomi, can you follow her like a 24-hour Mayweather shit of her training? Like, how are you going to prepare to eat this post? Would you not eat for a couple days? I was going to say, would you just not eat monticellasd for a while? No, I'm not. Don't do that.

You have to line your stomach. I've watched the hot dog eating contest. You can't just go in with an empty stomach. He knows. So line it with like what, though? Like oat milk? More my mosterols. Oh, my.

Milk. I'm trying to set up. So maybe oil, like some type of oil. Oil. What are you? What are you? Who are you? Are you an escalator?

Trying to deep fry those mozzarella sticks in your stomach. Oil. You know, do that. Drink some olive oil. And they come in here and try to eat 48 mozzarella. Loop your gut up. I feel like I should take some, like maybe like some type of green smoothie. No, you need soup.

Eat like a soup or something. I feel like I need something Like a tomato soon Because that's gonna constipate No you don't need nothing to make you poop Eating 48 mozzarella sticks You're gonna be poop is covered No it's not

I was gonna constipate She's confit Are you lactose? No Oh She's black Yeah Maus theory

There it is Yeah She's black She's lactose Which All right Which bathroom are you gonna use Her's

Home Oh yeah Yeah 48 She's not making it back to her house I say that I'm not even I wouldn't do that to you

You're not doing it to me I'm doing it to my Nah, but I wouldn't even allow you to do that. Well, now it's just a thousand pounds. Yeah, now I'm still in. You cannot, De Maris, listen to me. You cannot eat 48 Montrose. Where do you think she's giving up on the?

Which stick? You're going to get to, you're going to get to, you going to get to. They don't even serve more than 20 Montserrella 6 and 1. That's what I'm saying. Eat 48? Even like the Applebee sampler for 10 people doesn't have anything. Because I've eaten 20 in one sitting before. So I know that I could.

Yeah, but now, so there's 28 more. So 28 more those in the same setting. No, you can't do it. You're going to throw up. You're going throw up. All right, but to keep the theme, though, we do need to invite somebody that you like. Like, we have to treat her like a date. He has to watch you eat.

No, she didn't like him. She didn't like him. She said she had been avoiding his dates for a while. He didn't like her. So if you want to go get somebody out of my DMs that I ain't feel like talking to anyway. Sure, he can pay for him. 48 months of those sticks. I'm sure there's a man that would be willing to pay for 48 months of six to watch you eat.

DME if you want to pay for, to watch me eat 48. I'm sure that's real, though. Probably. What does that call McBank? So you got to ice. So you got to eat 48 mozzarella sticks and he gets to massage your feet

while you eat him. That actually sounds kind of comfort. Ooh, that sounds nice. Oh my God. The fucking foot fetish folks are going to go crazy. But they'll pay. Having your toes out.

But you eat 408 mozzarella sticks out. Sounds like a drink. That sounds like a dream. That sounds like a dream. That's a gangster. Ew. Damn. Yeah, we should have done the direct.

I'm not here to kick. I just feel like that one hasn't hit horrible decisions yet. No. No one has went to Weezy and Mandy. Like, I'm really into mozzarella sticks and how women eat them. I'm sure someone could.

In the spirit of competition, did you guys see the new sports that are getting added to the Olympics? Yeah, I think it's great. Can you read them off? Cousling. So they're returning baseball, softball, cricket, and lacrosse will make their return. But the two newest editions are flag football and squash. Flag football is interesting. I feel like our flag football team has a chance.

We are going to smoke every. Would it just be our regular football team basketball? Yeah. We're going to have like a 5-2 Argentinian cornerback and like our 6-8 stud. You could do it just with like D3 college football players and we would win. That's going to be hilarious. That's what I'm definitely watching that. Cricket, I mean, Guyana's going to smoke everybody.

Baseball is going to be interesting. Is the finals, what, Japan versus D.R? Yeah. Pretty much. Yeah. Every year I feel like that's what it is. I don't remember the last time baseball was in the summer. I think last year was not last year.

The last games was the first time it was introduced. I believe so, yeah. The last time it was there was they scrapped it after 2008. So it's making a return. Yeah. D.R. won last year, right? For what?

For the World Baseball Classic? Yeah. I believe so. I think it was D.R. What do you guys think about squash? What country really runs with squash? Oh, no, Japan won last year. Sorry.

Japan one last year? It's a great vegetable. What is squash again? It's kind of like pickleball, right? Squash is like the one with the wall. I think like France and India are good at squash. Yeah. Oh, India is going to be great at cricket as well.

Oh, absolutely. Dominates. Squash is the indoor one with the walls. Oh, there you go. You kind of hit it and try to trap the person so they can't return it to the wall. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's just cool. It's a fun game.

Oh, we have to go up to Van Cortland Park and watch everyone train for the cricket. Hell, yeah. Why don't we have, like, handball Olympics? I was nice at handball and gym. Handball. Yeah, I'm sure. You gave up the game. You walked away, like, way before the game walked away from you.

You beat every Italian in Bay Ridge, Brooklyn. Got it. Every Puerto Rican. Has no. Has no footage. No. No, no. It's high school.

No footage. I did see flag football up there as well. Yeah. They're going to get demolished. Flag football? Flag football? That's over. No one's going to beat them.

Nah, I don't know, man. Those dudes that play rugby. I was just about to say. But it's flag. Yeah, but it's still like they'll run over you. But you can't do that in flag. You can't run over somebody. It's more like elusive.

It's less like brunt. How is it? It's elusive. Are you doing salsa? Yeah, you're not going nowhere doing it. Do it one more time? That is. I had to flag 20 yards back.

Wait you from my york. I grabbed that shit. I mean, I don't know why you're doing it. But like it's less, you can't truck stick someone. No. It's, yeah, you're literally just grabbing the flag. You can't push people's hands away. Morning.

Listen, I played against Kevin Durant, so maybe I'll try out. Here we go. Flag football? I played flag football against Kevin. How'd that go? As you think it would go. He was tough to cover. You was guarding him?

I guarded him. point yeah. Jesus. Lockdown Crazy. I thought me God and Ray, right.

Imagine Roy lining up. Wait, why did you card very right? There's probably photos. We played in a Nike Football Society.

Played against Kevin Durant and a convicted murder. Wow. It was a great game. Who was the convicted murder? I'm not going to say.

Roy. Convicted. There you go. Nike, it was called Nike Football Society. All the pictures were behind like

a private website so I doubt there would be much there. But no, Katie, Katie played the entire day. It was fun. Naturally, he was better than everyone. Yeah. Oh, I mean, naturally.

He didn't really need to do much when you're fucking 7-4. Just throw the ball up in the end. Oh, it's just that easy? Did you guys see the clips that were make circulating, speaking of football and basketball players, the LeBron High School clips that were going around of him playing football in high school? Yeah, I thought it was a really compelling story that he gave up football after Alia's passing,

which was really inspiring. That was so weird. Where were we sent me that? I was like, this is real? Of course it was real. I can't believe that that was like a real thing. It was from a fake account, but you can definitely hear LeBron saying,

I could not him saying that. I gave up football after Alia's passing because I wanted to leave my life. That was just so ridiculous. This is such a nasty headline. Ali's death and spriting, no longer James. He decided he wasn't going to live his life scared.

Scared? So he went on to play the sport he was already playing. I mean, I think at that time he was still the number one play in the country. I'm scared of anybody. I forgot who was the famous coach from Ohio State? He said years and years ago that he offered LeBron scholarship. Football? Yeah.

Like his freshman year. No, LeBron. Oh, Urban Meyer. Yeah, maybe. Whoever were the famous. He was obviously one of the greatest athletes ever. But I mean, I think he picked the right sport. I think he picked the right sport.

Yeah. I mean, you got pretty good. You know, that can go really bad in football. I mean, what do you think? think he would be great at. Tight end. You can't tackle him. We think Travis Kelsey's great.

I mean, you can't break down the bronze. I feel like maybe he just wouldn't, how do I say this? I think he may, he would have been a little skinnier and he could have been wide receiver. I think he bulked up with basketball where football, he could have, he would have balked up with football. But I'm saying he could, he could have been a wide receiver. Too big pause to be a received. The receivers usually aren't that, like Calvin Johnson was an anomaly and he was like six, five. Yeah.

Like they're usually body type supposed Yeah Travis Kelsey used to play quarterback Did you guys know that? Did you read that on the Swifty thread page? There was like an ESPN doc about So he got he got kicked out of school for weed

Smoking weed failed drug test His brother who also played They went to Cincinnati Bag the coach to Lenin back on the team Travis went through all like this rehab stuff Whatever he had to do Coach said you can come back Get your grades up all whatever whatever whatever

He said, but I think you should try a different position. We have a quarterback that we now fuck with. So he went from being the potential QB at Cincinnati to playing tight end and then just led the country statistically in every tight end stat. I mean, almost all NFL players, especially in high school, played quarterback because you just put the best athlete quarterback. Even Julian Edelman was a college QB? He could pro though. He's nice.

A lot of people have that. But anyways, do we have ever? voicemails. You've got mail. So earlier we talked about relationships with our parents leading it to our vices. So I figured I'd pick a voicemail that falls in line with that theme. Is this going to be sad? No.

Okay. Hi, I just had a question for the pod. I wanted to ask this at the Toronto show, but Julian skipped over me, I'm guessing. I'm going to see my hand. Must have not been white. The theater full of people. My question is, how do you deal with, or if you guys have had to deal with, How do you deal with your parents' infidelity?

I'm just going through a little bit right now with my parents doing some crazy-ass shit. And between me and my boyfriend were trying to figure out how the hell to deal with that. It's been going on for a while. So just wondering how you guys deal with that. Deal with her parents' infidelity? Yeah. One of her parents is cheating on the other. I don't know because my parents weren't together since.

I was maybe like two or maybe, so I don't remember my parents ever being together. But I mean, I've been around some of my friends where their dad has like, have been hanging out with us. Like we're all out. And the dad is like trying to talk to women. And I see how that affected like my homeboy at the time. Like, it's kind of uncomfortable. Like you want to be the cool son. But you don't want.

It's like, but you're cheating on my mom. You know what I'm saying? So it's kind of like I want to be the cool son. I want to have a great relationship with my dad. But it's like you in the club or you in the bar. are with us like me and my boys and like you're talking to like women like actively trying to get their number and things like that. So I think it, um, I think it differs though. Because if, if you have the type of relationship that I have with my mom, then obviously I will feel some type of way

about it. But some people don't have that type of relationship with their mom where they would feel disrespectful if their dad was trying to talk to another woman. So that's a sticky situation though. Also like an insane position to put your children in to have to even make that decision and then if you go and tell you know that that's going to cause a bunch of chaos to begin with.

That's fucked up. I would just take myself out of those situations if I could. Yeah, as a parent, you don't put yourself in those situations especially as a dad. You don't want, you know. I'm saying the kid, she seems like she's an adult. So like if she sees that shit, I would just not turn a blind eye, but like

Any time that type of situation could happen, leave. I think if you're an adult, I think that you kind of just mind your business. That's fucked up to say. That sounds easier to say that. But how far into- But how are you comfortable even doing that in front of life? Well, to be fair, with her situation,

let's not, she never said that he was doing it in front of her. Or that it was her. Or that it was her dad. Like, she just said she's dealing with infidelity with one of her parents. like she knows one of her parents is coming out. So who knows? Sounds like it's mom.

Well, we can't. Regardless. I mean, it's fun to assume. It's fun to assume. It sounds like it's mom. Yeah. It also affects us. It kind of feels like it's mom.

Her mom is Jada. Well, no, because Jada and Will had a agreement and they had a certain stipulation in their contract. They had a stipulation in their contract. What do you want to tell you? If it affects you also, it affects how you, it can affect, especially if you're young enough how you look at relationships infidelity because you're picking up on like, oh, okay, so maybe this isn't necessary in a relationship or maybe I should accept this and it can

fuck it can fuck you up as a. Have your parents ever had infidelities between them? Yes. Did you like witness it or did you like? Oh, so you're speaking from like experience. This is like only fans POV type of thing. No, it's not. it's just without the

mozzarella sticks or yeah yeah and only fans yeah or anything to do of what we're talking yeah are you guys fans

of blue the rapper who the fuck is that oh B LE I'm joking man yeah blue that's my guy um below the heavens on

remembrance he talks about how he lost his virginity to a girl his dad brought him to his side chick's crib So his pops was cheating And he lost his virginity

In the next room to her daughter That's kind of hard The pops was cheating and he lost his virginity To his side chick's daughter His father's side chick's daughter is who blue lost his virginity to Is he happy about that? Is he sad about that? He's probably fucked up about that

That is an insane That's crazy Like you're kind of fucked Relationship-wise And how you view sex If that's how you're introduced to it. That's fucking nuts. Yeah, that's wild. That's a wild way

to lose your virginity. Yeah. That scenario is crazy. My dad is in the room with a side chick, so you're cheating on my mom. And the side chick, she happens to have a daughter and I'm in the room having sex with a daughter. That's crazy. That's a wild way to lose your family. I feel like that will also fuck up your views on women. Of course. Absolutely. Absolutely.

100%. On your dad. Yeah, my dad, oh, my dad fucking her mom. I'm fucking her. Like, this is what women are for. I just want to make sure because that's how I interpreted it. Oh shit. No, no, no, no. Blue didn't even say that.

Blue said his first time was with a beautiful young girl. He was long committed. My first... Dreams, Roy's like... My first fuck was that year, and still I don't call her. My own father brought me to her house that weekend. He was cheating, so I lost my big V

while he was beating in the other room. And then after that goes, not yet abused by time. So yeah, it definitely fucked him up. Damn. Wow. Well, demer. I saw the whole world through that girl's eyes. Yeah, I don't think that's that well with him in retrospect.

No. In the song, Remembrance. Uh. That's sick. And he talks about his mom and this record as well. And God willing, I'm not sure if his parents are alive. You know his mom, like, heard the song. What the fuck?

That's crazy. That would really fuck a kid up. Why would you do that? Well, I'm sure he didn't think that. You can't be that. Fuck her daughter. But why are you bringing your son to the side chick's crib Why you go fuck?

I was gonna do with them Not be that horny And like wait till you have some free time to go cheat Yeah he let that bitch Yeah you can't take your kid on you with you to cheat I mean you can't That's crazy How horny are you?

Too horny Niggies be horny bro You can't just wait till like I go to basketball practice Something to go see this lady It's funny he talks about high school basketball in here So he definitely had after school activities That he could have went to Every kid has

My mom would have been home by then Yeah but you at her house You know how much Like time you have to make that decision to drive to the chick's house with your son in the front seat. That's crazy. Well, maybe she won't, maybe he wanted to test if him and the girl would be good stepbrother or step-sister because he was going to leave his wife. Yeah. You watched too much porn.

Don't use me in your test. She was stuck in her room. Yeah. Like, don't leave me in your test. But you're my stepbrother. Yeah. Oh. Stop.

No. Oh. Stop. Your dad's blaming mom next door. Come on. Yeah, that's definitely a porn. That's a porn hub scene for sure. Just touch it.

How many times I just said just touch it? Never. You're all a lying. You were not a teenager at one point? No. No. I've said, just touch it. No, what?

I respect that. Once you die on it like that? You said just touch it? I respect to what? I said, just touch it, yeah. To what? You told someone I just touch what? Ew.

DeMaris, just touch what? Ew! Hearing about DeMaris' sex capades is nasty. How do you think I feel when you be talking? Wow. But also, what does that mean? Just touch it. What do you want him to touch?

Like, you know, like, poke it? Tidious or like what? Like it's the button or? Push the button. The virgin. Push the goddamn button. You want to somebody to touch your bean? Ugh.

Well, isn't that like what you're supposed to do? Yeah. You ain't never touched the bean. When did you first touch the bean? Because all dudes, we just go straight to the lips and see. Oh, I definitely took some years to find out. You ain't even know the bean was there. Yeah.

some time. The hoodie night. No, so how much time did it take? That's the mall's asking you. Long enough. How old are you? We used to ignore the shit out of that. I was 14 when I lost my virginity.

It used to be poking at you like high and y'all used to just. Yeah. It probably took me about four years. 18. Lost my virginity of 14. It was four years of just a lot of this. It just got to the bean. You just got to the bean.

Oh, like that's what they like. Take the hoodie off. That's to have to move the curtains. Unsheat. The whole world is it. Is BTS? You know, having sense for the first time is the most awkward shit in the world.

It's insane. Disgusting. It's actually insane. Oh, man. All right. We got another voicemail. But wait, what was the advice for this woman? Stay out of it.

Stay the fuck out of it. Stay out of it. Go to therapy. Yeah, but she's a grown woman. Like, just, you know what I mean, just tell your dad or tell your mom. Like, listen, I know you're cheating. Stop. Like, you know what I'm saying?

It's making me uncomfortable. Like, but she's dope. Or she has to live still live in the same house with her parents. That's one is really awkward. Or maybe like try to find like some secret way for the other parent to find out that doesn't it. Like leave like a red crumb under the pillow. Yeah, 4-8 mozzarella sticks. So snitch?

No, because if she snitches, then one parent can resent the her and I would just, yeah, leave a. Well, if her parents are still, if her parents are like together together, even leaving the breadcrum, yes, she won't get implicated. But I'm sure she doesn't want her parents to break up. You know people who grew up in healthy households with like their parents being together their whole entire life. The thought of their parents breaking up with. fucking crush them. So. You don't love mom anymore.

Bro, you're 35. Grown ass, man. You're 38 years old, man. Sit out. You do this. My parents would never get... Is it because of me? You hate me.

My parents would never get separated, but I feel like if they came to those terms, I'd be like, I mean, whatever, do what you want. Like, they're in there, you know. At this point... You'd lie. You would cry. I would be like, that sucks because, like, I've been on record saying my parents are the perfect picture of what love and a healthy relationship is.

So it would, like, be a gut shot. They're like, damn, all that was cap. No. But, like, I would also be like, you're at this point in your life. You've been married. They've been married for 34 years. It's like, if they, if it doesn't work, if then, and do whatever you want to do. I feel like 30.

A yoga instructor, he could find some nice younger woman that. But now here's the thing. Now, what if they get separated? His bottle girl starts dating a guy your age. She would not do that. What do you mean? It happens. I mean, good for her then.

Your mom could date a 30-something year, 32-year-old, 33-year-old. What if it was more? See, you see how you see how What you call him dad? Does like black men. Well, listen now, you know what they say about this melanin over here? This is that black gold now. Is that what they say?

This could backfire on this woman, though. Like, what if he or she is not cheating and her parents are like in some nasty swingers situation? And she has to find out the hard way. That's, I guess that's a little better than... Come to your mommy and mom just like, baby mind your business. That's a little better than a fidelity, you know?

Oh, no. knowing that your parents are fucking fucking a... That's their fucking business. Swingers? That'd be ill. That would be ill. Swinging parents. No, ill.

What if they're the parents at host? Oh, that's sick. They're the upside down pineapple parent. Yeah, yeah, that'd be sick. What if it was with one of your friends' parents? How many rappers you think your mom used to flirt with? Sorry, what? My mom?

My mom wasn't in that scene. My mom's the biggest nerd out. She's a huge nerd. Okay, so how many art gallery owner? How many RRBis? All my mom's exes are. gay. What?

Like, they're- Oh, and you think your dad, just the exception? No, my, like, my mom was in theater

and all of her exes, like, literally, like three of her exes are all these gay dudes. Oh, he didn't hear that. That owned, like, interior design companies and shit. Oh, yeah,

that's pretty gay. Like, but they're actually gay, not like by career. By career. Like, you own the interior design company. Like, even if I didn't know, I'm like,

a rug samples for a living. Like, if Rory took me to his friend shop, like, yo, my friend got this interior design shop, like, go check it out. I would swear we're going to meet a woman. That's not fair.

And if it's a guy, I would be under my real. Like, bro, this guy's definitely gay. There's male interior designer. Of course you are. They're gay. Oh, come with me to get this gay guy? Like, what would you want me to say? No, but I'm just saying, like, if you were telling me we're going to an interior design store,

I would assume it's owned by a woman. I would assume that. That's sexist. That is a little sexist. Maybe it is, but it is what it is. You know, I'm not sexist, but. Are you serious? I'm sexist?

You know that most interior design companies are. our own by men? Most things are Is that a real fact? Well, I think there's a lot of gay men are rooted in misogyny,

not. Yeah. Exactly. But that's what I'm saying. It's not because they're gay. Gay shit. I think there's a, okay.

If we were to do a poll about how many gay men, it's a wild poll. I'm saying how many gay men are into interior design, we would be, the numbers would be. Roy's a new interior design.

Yeah, I like it. No, no, no. No, he means like it's something. I'm talking about like, this is what you do. Oh, career-wise.

Yeah, like this is what you do. This is what you like. You know your palettes. You guys met my home girl, Alex, right? Alex has been here playing times. Her boyfriend is an interior designer. I think that's dope. Interior designer is good at it.

Interesting. Yeah, look at him. You got some news with Alex. I can tell you, sir, is it. Sounds like, we got something to tell Alex on the next episode. That would be a cool job. Remember we had that conversation? Like, what would you be doing as an other job?

And people said, chef? I would like to do that. Interior design? Hell yeah. Put it to America. That's just cool. That's like. It's like being a...

So you're saying that all male stylists, okay? Like saying if I wasn't straight. I'm not saying, DeMaris, one thing I will never say is all. You would never hit me say all. You said the majority of male stylists. Except for when you speak for all one. Majority of male stylists are definitely gay. We're not going to play this game.

Y'all be trying to make me stand out on this ledge, and it's like if y'all was to call seven male stylists in here, at least five of them are gay. I'd give him that. At least five. And we don't care. My close friend, aunt, is a great stylist. He's not gay.

He said five out of seven. His friends are. So stylists are just. Wait. No, and in the, like in the group chat I have. No, no, no. In the styling, in the styling business, styling. Because styling is just so, because interior design is just styling but for houses.

So. And I don't want you to interior design my house if you're not gay. Men don't become like, you don't want a stylist. Nah, they become tailors. Like gay men. You want gay eyes on your house. They got that, they got that like, that eye where it's like, you can only have that eye if you're gay. I would love...

The way they lay their palettes on top of each other is crazy. Like, I wouldn't even thought to blend those colors right there. How you did that? Because you're homophobic. No, because you had to be gay to do it. It's like a radar.

Exactly. It goes off. Exactly. Palat radar. Mall, you would have been so good on the show Queer Eye for the Straight Guy. Why? They need to bring that back

just for one episode with you. I think they did for a little bit. Just be a good crossover. Yeah, I have a lot of... See how tolerant you are? I have a lot of gay friends. Yeah, that's what everyone says that's homophiles. I do.

No, I asked, but I, like, we were just talking about this. I actually went to perform an art school. Like, I was surrounded by Gayga. Oh, yeah. When we were on that, we landed in LaGuardia, Eddyn and I were having a side conversation about, we were like, damn, like, Edens, like, I used to dance and do theater. I was like, I used to, I did a little bit of theater. And all fucking sang did theater and did you dance or not? So I'm, I'm the only real man here.

So we were like, we were like, damn, Roy's the one. I was crushing Bud Lights and playing football. So we were like, damn, we're all kind of gay. And we're like, Moll's like the big, you know all of them. He's the triple threat. I made it out. I made it. Made it out.

Unscathed. Edon's dancing. Edon is still on a fence. We don't know. We saw the footage of that play. Yeah. That was pretty gay. What play?

Matter of fact, London might get that footage on stage. I'm going to talk to Peach. Yeah. Ah, shit. What was that play? Greece. What's that story? Which was about gay gangs.

Yeah. They were dancing gangs. Gangs that were singing to each other. Yeah. It had beef. They were like, meet up tonight. 9 p.m., buddy. Hit it, Tinner.

Gonna rock your worlds. Sing you a little doozy. That was the original you got served. It was. 100%. What's our story? Absolutely. Speaking of LaGuardia, I would have loved to go to LaGuardia.

Same. For those that don't know, it's like a performing art school. It's right next to Juilliard. It's pretty big deal. Nicky Minaj went there. I would have liked that. Isn't LaGuardia where the show Fame was based off of? Probably.

I think that show fan. Y'all are too young for that fame. I can't remember. Google that fame. I know what fame. It was a show. It was a show in the early 80s. I think it was based off of LaGuardia High School, if I'm not mistaken.

Yo, the teachers at LaGuardia High School, of course, are extremely talented, but if you want to talk about fucking Narcistice. LaGuardia, right? Yeah. Fame. Classic show, 80s, early 80s. 82. And then they redo it? Jackson.

I hope they don't redo it. No, what's the, come on, what's the dancing school movie? High School Musical? Maybe. That's not, that's not, that's not based on fame. No. That was rich white kids in California. Gotcha.

Where he's an inner city kid. Troy Bolton, the goat. The LaGuardia High School is not in the inner city. No. You don't get Debbie Allen's flowers. Inner city kids go there, though. Yeah, yeah, absolutely. Let's get one more voicemail,

then we can get out of here and get rights of Patreon. What's that very, Bob? So basically my situation is over the course of the whole summer, I was dealing with this girl, friends with benefits type of situation, and we were both on the same page as far as, you know, there's just going to be us hooking up, nothing more, nothing less. In doing that, I was still going to do my thing. She's free to do her thing. I don't ask, I don't tell.

Anyway, things go good the whole summer until towards the end of the September, end of September-ish. She hits me with she doesn't want to do this anymore. I thought that was kind of out of nowhere, so I just, you know, or like, you know, does something happen? Is there someone else that you're interested in or whatever? And she said that she can't be intimate with someone she's not romantically interested in. And so I was like, okay, you know, if you're not remnantly interested in me, you know, it is what it is, no big. So we pretty much just, I pretty much just stopped talking to her after that, you know,

because there's nothing really, nothing really left to talk about. Anyway, a few weeks go by, I end up finding out that there was a woman that, she was pursuing towards the end of our of us dealing with each other. Swag. And what made me upset was it wasn't just that there was somebody else, but it was really just the fact that she lied in my face about being interested in somebody else. But turns out that woman actually ended up turning her down.

Damn. And then now she comes back to me and wants to talk about how things ended or try to mend the situation. What would you do in my situation? Because I'm leaning towards just cutting off completely, but I really want to tell it all. Get the three. You got to slut out a couple of. A couple more time.

Well, yeah, that goes, that goes about saying. Definitely beat a few more times. Yeah, nasty sex. But this is why, like, I'm going to go against my own gender. This is why men are trash. He was never going to wife that girl. And now he's upset that she doesn't want it either. He was, he would have just kept fucking that girl with no strings attached.

The moment she says, I don't, I also don't want to be with you in a romantic way. Now he's upset. And she fucked a girl. No, she didn't fuck a girl. She definitely fucked that girl. Yeah, she did. I'm sure she did. So what he should do is fuck him together.

That's what I'm doing. That sounds sweet for three. You guys watch too much porn. Yeah, you guys watch too much porn. That's not real life? No. What about that blue song? I thought porn hub was documentaries.

I'm sorry. Oh, I mean, kind of. You know, when you put it like that, it's all hidden cameras. Yeah. Yeah. In 4K. I thought it was doc. I'm sorry.

I'm watching the Beckham Doc. I thought Pornhub was a Doc. I'm sorry. Yeah. My doc's all over place. Hey, yo. Listen, man. Selina Powell and Adam 22 of his sex tape, so porn game's over.

Why? What's that with Adam? I don't know. I didn't inquire. I just saw the headline. He gets his bread, his head. She was on the plug talk podcast where they, him and his wife, interview him and they fuck him.

Which we've said is a genius. But why Selena? Did you see, speaking to Adam, he recently posted this. I love how she has such a wide array of men, right? So if you're, if you're listening. Like co-hosts. Shouts of Krip Mac. Yeah, those are his employees.

It's a picture of, oh, those are his employees. Two of those dudes are pawns stars. Three of those dudes are pawns though. And one is from 55th Street. Yeah. There's a picture of Leanin of Plug with a bunch of young men behind her, five young men. But one has a suit on. One has a hoodie.

One is dressed like a scammer. One is dressed like a businessman. Like, it's just a wide array of men. I like that for her. Which one is the business man? Krip Mac. Yeah, clearly. Yeah.

No. the one with the suit on is the scammer for sure. Oh. The one with the suit on is a porn star. Zoom in? Oh, well, he plays a scammer in his porn. Yeah, Zoom. It's crazy.

I don't recognize it. I like this white man in the mirror over here off to the left. That's Adam. That's the director? Yeah, yeah. That's the director for sure. Okay, so what advice are you giving this gentleman? I say, leave alone.

Just go back to what you were doing. You know what it is now? Go find a new girl. Do find a new girl. Leave that alone. That energy there is just, it's awkward now. It's not the same. How? This was the most healthy situation I've ever seen.

Yeah, but now he were fucking, she said. He wants to tell her off. Like, ew, dude. She's the healthy one in the situation. She has done nothing wrong at all. He's the one that's being weird. Yeah, so just fuck her and move on. No, that's going to be weird now. That's going to be weird. Don't do it. Leave her alone. Go find a new girl.

There's plenty of them out there. Speaking of plenty of them being out there. Or go fuck the girl that rejected her. Or go buy tickets. We'll be in L.A. December, no, excuse me, November 5th at the Regent Theater. That's right. at the Leicester Square Theater in London, November 17th. And then we'll be home at the end of the year. December 1st, Sony Hall, New York City.

Tickets available now, new Rory-in-Mall.com. Merch is available. Yo, if you buy the VIP tickets, that is your meet and greet. In case you don't know that on the Ticketmaster. Tour shirts, if you're watching this on YouTube. Tour shirts available. Get to the shows early because, listen, these T's are selling pretty fast. Very, very limited edition.

We were finding about that. Faster than oysters in Atlanta. I like that. And about the same amount that will be at each city. Yeah, word. There you go. Nice.

So we'll see y'all soon on the road. Remember at new Rorynmall.com now. Actually, should we wait for this Damaris bet and have her eat 48 mozzarella sticks live at Sony Hall? Ooh. That would be the opener. I know. I got family in town.

I'm going out after. They have mozzarella sticks at Sony Hall. No, I'm going on. They're pretty good, too. We'll change her rider. I'm going out afterwards. Right. What's on Demaris's rider?

You imagine 48 mozzarella sticks. Imagine our riders saying 48 Monterello. Specific to 48. 49, we're going to drop more, no less. 48. 48 mozzarella sticks with Demaris at every city. You're going to do that, and then speed date? Oof.

Oof. No, I would say no, don't. Taylor would still be. I'm sure. Taylor better be back at that show. I hope. Well, Taylor's coming back. With the strap.

She's spinning the block. All right, well, let's finish this conversation on Patreon. We'll talk to you as soon. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. No, what? is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clivert Taylor the

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