New Rory & MAL - Episode 212 | Trauma Bonding With D.C. Young Fly
Episode Date: October 24, 2023Happy Tuesday everyone! Today we’re joined by one of our favorite comedians, DC Young Fly. We get right into comedy with Dave Chappelle’s recent headlines then give Shaun King praise for leading a... ceasefire. Then we pivot into the success of Wild N Out and how competitive the show became. Eventually we trauma bond over Azealia Banks' comments and share embarrassing stories. DC then opens up about Rick Ross walking off his show. We briefly touch on Atlanta with the recent Lil Baby allegations and T.I. being selected as a fashion icon. Then we take a few voicemails where DC exposes the crew for their weaknesses. Tune in as the guys and DC Young Fly discuss all of this + more! Also, catch the premiere of DC’s show ‘Celebrity Squares’ next Tuesday at 8pm ET on VH1. Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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I was just figuring out how to fuck one girl.
I was so nervous.
No, no, no.
I was 10.
8.
Not 17 maybe, 18.
Same thing.
You been out cheating.
Yeah.
I was also, yeah, I was marginally.
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Today we are joined by a guy that I've watched for a while.
And I've supported.
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Got to take you about asthmatic people.
We are joined by the funny, the talented.
It's probably CBD in there for sure.
We got D.C. Youngfly with us today.
Welcome.
Welcome.
It's time to be.
It's time.
out good because he just came up to New York to get his money back from DJ Envy.
Yep.
Ooh, damn.
Came to check on some properties.
Yeah, went to get his, fulfilled a death that's owed to him.
He got that of my money.
You've been on the breakfast club a lot.
Hey, man, I don't know what's going on over there.
Well, they'll be calling you soon.
But it's okay.
Would you be a character witness?
Who?
Oh, no, yeah, no.
I don't do quick.
I don't know what going on.
I don't even know what they told me.
I ain't even heard of what you're talking about.
You never even had to eat breakfast.
You don't even eat breakfast.
I don't eat breakfast.
I eat dinner.
Or hate the club.
Yeah, I don't even know about the club.
It's dealing at the house.
Yeah.
Ain't nobody fucking with that.
But we got D.C. Youngfly.
How are you doing, man?
Slow Mo.
What's up, brothers?
Let me do him.
He's your brother first.
All right.
All right.
All right.
Just the handshake.
Yeah, my boy.
Hey, man, I'm proud of y'all.
So listen, man, you're everywhere.
You're working, man.
It seems like every time I look up, D.C. Youngfly is doing something.
Yes, sir.
And over the last few years, it's been.
to watch somebody just, you know, achieve all of these goals and accolades and things like that
and get the, and get the what you deserve.
Because you want those dudes that literally started on Vine.
Yes, sir.
I think I remember the first clip.
I think the one I remember was the battle ravids.
Yes, sir.
One of the funniest videos.
Appreciate it.
If you had a chance to be around for the Vine era, you remember.
That was a good era.
Have you pulled back on some of the content?
Like, even saw yesterday.
Dave Chappelle, of all people, had people walking out the crowd at his show.
Right.
based off his opinions on the current conflict in Israel and Palestine.
Right.
85 South, y'all are on the road all the time.
All day every day.
Everyone has phones.
And when we've been on stage, I get a little comfortable too.
Thinking like we're not here.
Like, it can't be recorded.
I've said some wild shit on stage.
Then I'm like, fuck, I forgot people have iPhones.
Have you pulled back content at all?
I don't pull back.
I speak my mind.
But you know what?
It's more so you don't want to stop your creativity.
but you also don't want to be facetious.
You see what I'm saying?
You don't want to have malicious intent
where I'm coming to hurt somebody
like feelings.
If I don't know something about another ethnicity,
I'm going to address it.
And then I'm going to speak my opinion
to be like, all right, this is why I think, how I think.
And even if we think how we think,
if it's not really like coming at the other ethnicity
and you downing them,
and you can really say what you want to say.
I feel like we're in a space where it's just too sensitive.
Yeah, definitely very sensitive times.
With that said, what do you think Nick Cannon's views of Israel and Palestine are?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I ain't talk to him.
I mean, I'm going to be one-hound.
I mean, what's your views are there?
I stand with Nick.
What's your views on there?
Now, see, but you know what?
Whatever Nick said.
No, no, no, no.
But you know why I fuck with Nick?
Because, see, a couple years ago, Nick jumped out there and stood on some shit, right?
That's why I fuck with you because you still with Nick.
Yeah.
But he didn't, but it's a lot of people.
that didn't support Nick the way they should have.
Right.
And I feel like when you go through something like that,
right.
You remember like, I put myself out there for my people before.
Right.
And they didn't back me the way they were supposed to.
So now when we have a new issue at hand,
don't look to me to jump out there again
because when I jumped out there on what I stood on before,
I didn't get backed up like that.
Now, are we speaking now, now this is hypothetically.
When we speak, first of all, I feel like,
like I said, we're coming back to a sense of state of people.
being sensitive.
And a lot of people want to,
you cannot disregard that black people
were slaves.
400 years.
Right.
Now, we also understand everybody
been through a lot of trauma
when it come to ethnicity.
Now, I feel like we should come to a round table
comparing, contrast traumas,
and compare and contrasts
real life situations on how can we
regulate, especially on the
economic system
so how can we grow together
versus us saying
you're wrong
and you're all right
but look
you have to apologize
man I'm a gangster
I ain't apologizing by shit
I'm gonna be one on
I'm gonna stand on
and I got biblical facts
that I'm gonna go read
and you're not gonna sit here
and say well I have to apologize
because we're right here
my biblical facts
especially some
that I
I dab out.
Right.
And that I stand on.
It tells me something different.
Right.
And then if you want me to conform
to how you thinking
and it goes against this word.
Right.
Oh, we're going to have a prop.
We got to get envied by this guy at church.
That's just all I'm saying.
We're going to have a prop.
Yeah.
Well, we could get Sean King to kind of host that whole roundtable.
But, see, I like Sean King
because you know what? He's a realist.
Is he?
Is he?
He's a realist.
About what?
I mean, I sit there.
About getting this money?
I mean, I don't know about getting his money,
just about the information that he conveys to the people.
I haven't seen the other, what do you have to say?
Well, Sean, he also.
Good job of, like, explaining situations
and relaying messages of what's going on.
Right.
But at the same time, he inserts himself
as if he's like the guy behind the scene pulling strings
and making moves when you're not.
You're just a vocal piece for things that are already happening.
But you're like, yeah, they texted me.
Bro, we don't know who you are.
Like, it's a lot of that.
So is it more so okay, I'm getting a more so personal stance of saying like I put myself into the situation versus me giving the people information of what's going on?
He always makes it about himself.
I never got that perception.
But it's very misleading this weekend alone.
Right.
commented on IG that he was working behind the scenes on a ceasefire.
Sean King was working on a seize fire for a war that's been going on for centuries.
That's a long time.
So like I agree there is some positive shit.
He does bring a lot of light to.
issues that needs to be talked about. He has a great following. But when you add in that
factor, it kind of devalues a lot of shit. What's your ethnicity?
Sean King and I have the same baby picture.
You look, you look, you look at like him. Go Google Sean King's baby picture. We're the same.
I'm an Irish, American. I just learned about the Irish too.
Sean King, I think is black, Palestinian, is Israeli. A little bit of everything.
Whatever is trending back week. He's LGBTQ, 20% on 23 and me.
He's everything.
But we have the same baby picture.
So how do you feel about what's going on with?
With Sean King?
No.
With Palestine and Israel.
Oh, I'm ignorant.
You're ignorant to?
I'm here to listen.
This is a safe answer, I know, but I'm here to listen.
So I'm, you know, I stand with Palestine.
Yeah.
I like that.
With all that said.
See?
I like that.
But I don't know, man.
Like all of this shit going on with the whole Israel-Palestine thing, I mean, you know,
I understand why people don't want to jump.
out there and stand on certain things because of their relationships with other people,
business-wise, and just, you know, things like that.
But right is right and wrong.
Right.
Right.
Right and wrong is wrong.
I feel like this is, this is my stance on humanity.
Because I feel like even though that's going on, that's a war going on and that's a deeper
war and a lot of history before you even step into it.
That's why when folks, anytime somebody wants to talk about us, if you're going to step into it,
you got to step and then go back with it.
Nah.
Don't step today.
Step and go 400,
then come back up.
Right.
And let's catch up.
Right.
So if we're going to go over there,
if we're going to step in it,
I want to go back with y'all and then catch me up.
I'm not talking about today.
Right.
Because what's going on today,
I don't think should happen to nobody.
No side.
Black or white.
It don't matter.
We shouldn't be killing,
bombing,
especially industry chores and all that.
I don't go for none of that.
I don't care what skin color.
Animal, cats,
or dogs don't do it.
But if we're going to step in any situation
with us dealing with an
ethnicity or what's going on, let's
step into it, then go back
and then catch us up.
So we can all have a like, okay,
then we can formulate an opinion
to a solution,
not an opinion
to support the problem.
Right. And I
think it's important to speak up, but even
my opinion on it is not
important. All I'd be doing is arguing
with people in America about it on the internet.
Like, we can talk about it, but my voice isn't the one that needs to be heard right now.
But this is the thing, though, how does we...
It's an arrogant thought, I feel like...
But this is the thing, though.
We can learn from it where we don't allow the energy to translate and affect us.
And just people that are way more well-versed in that, I feel should be speaking right now.
Just throwing myself in it off my opinion of what I've read feels...
It's like, but this thing.
It's the thing that's going on, but it's just like, we're not noticing because it don't affect us.
We're just arguing on Twitter.
We're watching.
We're seeing something that's going on that has something to do with somebody else.
Now, versus when it has something to do with us.
Yeah.
What are those individuals doing that when it happened to us?
They're watching, being aware.
And then they have to step into our situation, go back, then come forward and be like, man.
And when they do the history and the homework, they're going to be.
like this shit been going on since goddamn
yeah
whoop-to-bam to pooh-de-bam
yeah
Sean King
is doing a seize fire
crazy I don't want to get away from that point
Sean King
so is he seizing fire from who?
No fire has seized
Oh yeah
they've actually been shooting more
Can we speculate who we think Sean King
So how do y'all feel about Hawaii?
I think it's great weather
I mean oh I mean
I'm talking about what happened
What happened in why?
Oh, don't let me get my tinfoil hat on.
I think it was purposeful.
With the fire?
Okay, okay.
I'm not...
And they're not allowing people to go back to figure out what's going over the moment.
Oh, yeah, I think it's some funny show.
I'm not as far on the conspiracies of the blue paint, blue houses thing.
But yeah, I think that was very much purposeful.
I think it may have started as an accident and it's a happy accident that they continued on to...
I claim all of that land.
I just be like, mind your business, but pay attention.
Are you a big conspiracy theorist?
I don't believe in nothing but the high...
power. Everything else. Human form. No weapon formed against me shall prosper. Yeah, I feel you.
His rod, his staff comfort me. And if you want to go against that, then you, you, you, you,
you don't be a big old bad guy. You consider yourself more religious or spiritual, though, and that?
I'm spiritual, but I'm more so religious because I have a doctrine that I stand on that will not
conform to anything. Am I aware of everybody else's yes? And do we have some similarities? Yes.
But I would not conform to whatever's going on because y'all want to make people happen.
And how do you deal with the entertainment business, which is typically the complete opposite of that?
It's righteous people in there. You just got to find them. And when you find them, you stick together.
And then y'all know what's going on. And you understand that when we wake up and when we go outside, there's a lot of other stuff that we're going to have to deal with.
but don't be loud
Don't be moved
Stand on it
And like I said
Don't be facetious
Like it may be something
That I might be uncomfortable with
But I know to be respectful
Yeah
Like I think that's where a lot of stuff
Draws away
Because it's a lot of disrespect
See I can take your opinion
But it ain't disrespectful
Right
So what I may say may be disrespectful
But you ain't understand
In my opinion
You took it at disrespect
versus you trying to find a solution.
So I feel like we shouldn't just the respect line
and just making sure that I look,
help me understand how you think.
I'm not saying I'm going to agree with you,
but help me to understand how you think, bro, that's all I asked.
How did you, with the whole while and out,
right?
What was the support like when you decided that,
because obviously you went into while and out
and if Nick pulls you
and that's because he sees that
you obviously you have a talent,
you're a star.
Yes, sir.
But when DC Youngfly starts to ascend
and now it's like everybody's like,
okay, no, he clearly is the guy.
Did you get support from a lot of the castmates?
Was it something like you could feel
some people kind of like, you know,
hating or kind of like,
why him?
Hell no.
Because when I first got that,
it was a,
you fight for your spot type of situation.
Why it looks,
how it looks, everybody fought for this spot.
Yeah.
Everybody from the people that's like,
you're the new people that there, when it comes to me,
Justina, Emmanuel, Khan, hitman,
Charlie Clips, when it comes to Rip Michaels and all those people,
like, bro, at that time when D-Ray Dave and them with that,
Corey Holcomb and then with there, Chico, Carlo,
listen everybody
thought it was really like one of them
like we was in them motherfucking up like
they was cuddn niggas,
cunned episodes if you weren't funny
your ass is you'll see a nigger
and by time you get done shooting this episode
that other nigger gone
his hotel room cleaned out
nigger wasn't any one friends
it was it was bro
if you ain't
stepping up to the plate move out of the way
Because niggas is here
Because everybody
Individual was somebody coming off the street
Or somebody was trying to make it bro
We were, we were
Niggins, we was hungry
So when niggas find they niche
And found their way and it was just like
Okay and then we end up being family
And it was like, but we don't fall so long
We ain't got no trust but to love each other
That's why it looked like that
We know what we've been through
In order for to be like that and look like
That and Nick was right there
the whole time like coaching us for that type of shit like hey man come on man like yeah
somebody else can be here what you're gonna do and then when he like here he like keep him around
keep him around that second wave of wow and out i feel like validated the quote unquote
internet comedian because the first wave was legit stand-up comedians that were doing other stuff
and then the internet comedians came and i felt like the snobby comedy were
was like they're not comedians.
I understood.
They're internet.
While and out, I think, verified everyone with internet comedy.
It's not just like quick vine shit.
Like, these are comedians.
To this day, we've been on TV since 2015, it's 2023.
I salute that, man.
That show gets the most respect.
We've been on TV for eight years because of that goddamn TV show.
Like, this is what's keeping us relevant when it comes to TV.
If it wasn't for that, we'll still be doing our love here and now, but it's like, no, we're our TV stars because of this network.
And not only that, we created a system that works for us off of the blueprint that worked for the OGs.
And it was like, damn, there was this close to doing that what we did because if they were to did that, we wouldn't have no job.
But the Kevin Hart's had to get the hell on.
The Cat Williams had to get the hell on.
Nick, they got too big.
But we ended up creating the show where we can grow with the show.
Yeah.
Right.
Yeah, we'd be Simone on like a year and a half ago.
We were just talking about Wiling Out not getting the credit of the alumni that are there.
Come on now.
You could put that roster next to a lot of comedy shows.
Man, yeah.
And who has came from Wilden Out is, it matches up with Staple County.
Listen, motherfucking ally while and out, ain't one of them one.
I don't give a damn.
How a motherfucker feel.
While now is the number one show
of any network that is on.
If it's going to be on BET, it's going to be on BT,
we're number one.
If it's on VH1, we're going to be number one.
We ain't got to be told we're number one.
We know we're number one.
Because you know why?
Ain't no other TV show doing what we've done,
done what we've done, brought the culture to the people
and not on that put people on
that's prominent
right
can't wear you
Avian crocky
D-Rae
D-Haw!
You see the name
Mikey Day is the head of
S&L right now
Come on now
Like all them names
Brutum went
Cory Hogan is hilarious
Coral
we got an S&L
what's his name
right down the end
Mikey
Yeah Mikey Day
He's the head writer
S&L now
Come on bro
Come on, bro.
Nick, we had Jay Leno on the show.
Even recently, Matt Rife is like now the selling out arenas across anywhere he goes.
Come on, man.
Shout out to my boy Matt.
But it's like, wild and out don't produce a lot of superstars, bro.
You dig what I'm saying?
And it's like it don't get talked about like it ain't one of those shows.
Like, we don't have the billboards like everybody else.
We don't have none of that.
So all that shit comes from straight strictly from the people.
Yeah.
We're the only TV show that can go and sell out arenas.
Yeah.
That's a fact.
I almost not.
But no, even like, even adding in, you know, the Wild Style being the staple,
adding in the battle rappers, I don't know if it was Nick's idea,
but speaks to the genius of Nick.
He loved battle rap.
Just adding in that portion of the culture to that show is why it's lasted so long,
where the SNLs and shit never really adapt to what's going on right now
and while and out always adapted.
You know what it is?
See, this is what people feel to realize.
When they come to networks, they want our,
voice, they want our audience, they just don't want our creativity.
Or own the creativity.
No, they'll take it.
They'll own it.
They'll take it.
They don't want us to create.
They want to be in a position like they create it for us.
And we just come to work and we come to, you know, do what we do.
Hamid up do what a day.
You feel me?
Do your little song in dance.
Kermit the Frog.
W.
Yeah.
And then you go on by your business
When it's like, nigger, you ain't come up with shit.
Right.
Now, are we thankful and are we grateful?
Yes.
We're not going to come into this situation and be like, all right, everybody can turn in producers.
No.
Right.
No, no, no, no, no.
Everybody going to keep their job.
We're going to keep making everybody look good.
And what we're going to do is we're just going to build a foundation where
we can live in this era until it's no more.
Now when they get to that point where it's like,
all right, well, all these niggas cost too much.
All right, well, tell us that.
So we all can negotiate and be like, look, now,
we're going to either stay on this show
or somebody's going to have to get the fuck on
because everybody's starting to cost too much.
Right.
Now, let it.
La, nah, nah, nah, nah.
We're going to come up with a situation
of how we can stay together.
Because if not, y'all got to understand.
how this shit go.
They're going to weave motherfuckers out.
They're going to weave motherfuckers in.
Do we continue to look out for each other?
Or it's time for us to get the fuck home?
Do you ever run into stuff with your contract as far as owning likeness outside of the show
and anything that ran into that?
Not when it comes to while not.
While not, that shit's so like grandfather.
That's how I know when you go to work from other shit.
And then you go to like, you kind of technically, I'm grandfathered in over here.
It's not really about the month.
here.
Mm-hmm.
It's the exposure
and...
Nigger?
It's a platform to you.
I've been on TV for 80 years.
I want to go over here and stop.
Yeah.
Because I'm...
Fuck that money.
Give it the little brother them.
Fuck that.
Just put me on these cameras on so we can keep doing what the fuck we're doing, bro.
It ain't you y'all business in the point.
No, I feel you.
Fuck that.
How much of the creative process does the cast have, like, in the production meeting in a while and out?
Do y'all have any say?
Do y'all like, or is it just like strictly talent?
And then they have their own meeting production.
No, my production had their own meeting.
But when it comes to like the games and stuff and stuff like that,
them games be worked out because of how we will just start doing some shit in the workshops.
Workshops is like the work camps before the actual show because we got new people.
So we want to, they're still TV.
We want to see a motherfuckers.
It used to be boot camp.
Y'all niggins don't understand.
That shit used to be.
That she used to be scary before Ashley Jobs were solidified.
You know, when you can actually say, all right, I want this to be, I need to have this.
But you got to feel when a nigga coming at you like, all right, he's trying to get my spot.
I mean, you supposed to, though.
That's the thing with us.
We're like, hey, my nigga.
Yeah.
We worked hard to be here already.
So we're not going to not do what we're supposed to do to be here.
Yeah.
But if you fire, we tend to like a motherfucker who would.
remind us of us
when we were coming here.
When you ain't talking about shit
and they're talking about some
let him get his shine.
Fuck this nigga, man.
No, no.
He ain't played two games.
Yeah.
He's scared.
Yeah.
Damn that.
Yeah.
I still gotta come out here and provide
for my family.
They had put out something like
BTS I saw on YouTube,
which I think was like
the boot camp you're talking about.
And that shit looked like making the band.
Bro, that shit real, bro.
That shit real, bro.
Like we'll have two weeks of preparation.
And it's like,
we'll go over the old game just to make sure you know niggas high because you know still camera
you got to know what the camera's there yeah so they trained you for TV but nigga they don't
train you for jokes yeah right right so you get trained for TV and then it's like all right
we shoot three episodes a day let you not be funny on the first and we put your name on the other
too you will look up and you'll be seeing a nigga getting suited you be like he put on his shirt
for yeah yeah yeah yeah he's on the episode he like
we rotate buddy.
Yeah.
This shit like NBA,
brother.
This shit like drag season.
But if you don't drop them points
that we didn't win and scouted
your stupid ass for.
Like we'd be scowling.
Like, motherfuckler be going to get niggas.
Bring them around.
And they don't do good.
Man, you got to, man, take your way at home, man.
You guys use each other at all or anything like that?
I mean, do you say, do you what?
Like, fuck with each other?
Biss in each other?
Hayes.
Hays.
Like play pranks on each other?
No, it wasn't a hayes,
but you also got to understand.
When somebody new come in.
they technically taking somebody spot
that how it always be.
Somebody from the lead.
Yeah.
So it was like,
we don't make friends
with a motherfucker who come in there
and you'll be surprised
like it used to be like
they'll come in and me.
What's up?
D.C., man, I rock with you.
What's up?
My buddy, you scrape.
Yeah.
Hey, I want to let you know
you don't have a friend right here.
So don't think I'm a hippie with a joke
or none of that get on your shit
could get what? That's the
only way. And after we see
how you retaliated that
and acted that and when the camera go
on and you do your shit, all the rest
of the OG look at each other and be like,
hey what, we got to watch that one.
Not only do we got to watch them,
let's help him.
What's something that was cut out of a
while-in-out episode that
should have stayed? And then you
and Soldier Boy still got beef?
No, me and Soldier Boy
never had no beef.
He threatened to.
kill me on Twitter once.
I don't rock.
Let me tell you something.
I don't be for nobody.
I don't have.
It didn't get crazy.
I'm just telling you.
What did you say you like gun emojis and shit?
No, I think he's straight up said I'm going to kill you.
God damn.
Like in all caps.
I knew he was playing.
He would definitely play.
I forgot what I said.
I just remember being in Houston and refreshing my Twitter and I'm like, why does
Social Boy want to kill me?
Nah, yeah, nah.
I think he was hat.
I'm a Social Boy fan.
I know he was hat.
I know he wanted to talk about you.
Yeah.
I know it was that.
But no, it wasn't really nothing that.
Because they asked shit, especially when they like it.
They like, I don't care.
Oh, no.
We airing this shit.
Especially if somebody gets mad.
They ain't air that shit.
Once the safari shit happened, I started to think like, all right, they may keep,
I think Wiling Out probably keeps everything.
The Safari, my dog.
He knew, we fuck with Safari.
We fought with Safari.
He knew Chico did them dirty.
That was- I ain't even going to lie.
That was better than URL.
I was like, I think we might have to fight.
Yeah.
I was like, oh shit, this is crazy.
But you almost, but see, that's the thing about Wiling Out.
If you go on there, that's my son far, man.
That's my God's right.
That's my wife.
But if you go on there, he gave me a meat coat, man.
Yeah, if you go in there and get mad for real, you look worse.
It's like, come on, man.
But see, that's why Wiling Out is Wiling Out because it allows the artist to not be an artist for a second.
Yeah.
We're just having fun.
Say what you really want to say, motherfucker.
Speak.
Yeah.
You ain't got to be an artist because it's a lot.
we didn't got to the point
where at first we used to be like
oh they're coming
let's make sure they're okay
now I'm gonna go off
fuck yeah
you better be ready
like when you walk in
they be like what's up
nah bitch what's up
yeah yeah stay out the tabloids
yeah oh ironically
ironically yeah
Azilia Banks just cursed us out
I totally forgot about that
yeah you guys gonna say
we started our famous moments
started our last episode
with her cursing us out
over the etherbee
why she said
mean things.
She said he doesn't fake Bill Burr and
just that we're trash.
I wish that much success
as possible.
I want her to be so.
Oh no,
we refer that's our sister in Christ.
We love Fizalia.
She need to be baptized a couple times.
But rinse and repeat.
When you put, yeah.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Do it again.
Don't do that.
Did she just sacrifice the cat?
Bring her back down.
Bring her back down.
Yeah.
Put some more Epsom salt in this.
Put some more shit in that.
Put some vapor up all that had to.
Fuck it.
Have you spoken since that?
No.
I ain't speak to Zia.
Since that day.
How was that conversation?
How who?
Not, well, the conversation afterwards.
How would the conversation with that?
With Azealia, yeah.
Probably didn't see it.
Just left.
Oh, just left.
Yeah.
That's how I go.
Listen, that was when I realized, oh, this shit is real.
I didn't even know it was that effective.
or it was that impactful?
Yeah.
What was out?
I really didn't know.
I was like, what?
In the moment?
That wasn't even one of the best.
That was one of the head.
That was just some shit like.
That was a light job?
What was the set like, though, when that moment happened?
Because obviously they probably chopped it up to make it go quicker.
We stopped for an hour and a half.
Damn.
It was that much pandemonium in that bit.
And everybody was looking at me like, boy, you're a goddamn.
You're looking like, that wasn't even my best shit.
I'm like, that wasn't.
I swear.
I was chilling.
I did way worse than that.
I'm like, that one, man.
Yeah.
But I'm like, nah.
Even her people was cool.
As soon as it happened, I went straight to her people because she had like some
niggas with her.
So I want to people just to make sure, you know, feel the tension.
And I was like, bro, what's up with her?
They were like, man, she's, I'm like, cool.
Long as y'all ain't tripped.
Yeah.
She's cool.
So you didn't apologize?
Apologize about what?
Yeah.
Apologize for what?
Yeah.
Well, she's here now.
You can apologize.
Yeah.
Come on in.
Azilia.
Steps right there.
Yeah.
We can have the colorist conversation with you guys.
I'd be the perfect moderator.
How did the fraternity with you, Carlos, and Chico?
How did that come about?
Was it something just from being on set every day?
Was it before that?
Did you have a relationship before?
Carlos and Chico I already had a relationship.
Me and Carlos knew each other because he was like one of the OGs in the game that I kind of like tend to.
And he kind of like rock with me.
early and you know how same background same people you know that shit ain't hard to get around
your bros once it's like oh this the type of guy you here yeah we're from the same shit we're on the
same shit yeah we just we just formed a bond bro excuse me that just couldn't be broken bro
especially when it come to a brotherhood and i feel like those are the situation that kind of like
help made wild and out because once we start realizing who people were who people's strengths were
it helped the improv.
We want to stepping on people told
because we do like, oh, this is your shit.
Do your shit.
Okay, this is my shit.
Let me do my shit.
And when they're doing their shit,
let them do their shit.
And we literally be telling people,
I know you got a joke,
but shut the fuck up.
Right, right.
This is what they do.
And this is why they look like
how they look on TV
because we allow motherfuckers
to get their shit off and do them.
And we end up doing that a lot
where it was like,
you're about to say something?
I don't go, go, go, go, go.
Yeah.
I'm about saying, yeah, I look, I got some shit.
Let me run about you.
Come up there about that.
You know what I'm saying?
Then it's like, ooh.
So it's more so we were confident as builders when it come to a while or not.
And then once we start doing our own thing, it was just like,
ah, shit, we already built that barn from while and now.
We know each other.
Let's just keep going and figure out what this shit is.
And that shit came about.
No, what y'all had done with 85 South is, I mean, you know,
I got a chance to see the Netflix special.
Yes, sir.
Appreciate you.
And I knew just because I follow y'all,
but I didn't know exactly the following that y'all had when it came to that.
Number one, when number one around the world, creed.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That shit crazy.
I had a very embarrassing moment with a Chico on a plane to Charlotte.
What you don't see it, man.
That just sounds crazy.
In like 2015, I had a connecting flight.
But we were both sitting in an economy.
It was a long time ago.
Right, right.
And I was spirit, but it was good.
Yeah, you know, united economy.
Right.
middle seat. That's cool. Yeah. He ain't going back.
Couldn't check a bag. But you know.
And he has his headphones on and I was a fan of him. So I leaned in like not even thinking like this man's mind of his business with headphones on and looking at his phone.
Like yo, yo, I'm a big fan. I really appreciate everything you do. This was in the middle like when people putting their bags up and shit.
Doesn't acknowledge me at all because he has his headphones on. And now I'm sitting next to him for a whole flight.
You were scared to reiterate yourself?
Y'all don't know if you heard me. I was saying I was a fan.
man.
Right, right.
You pulled the headphone off?
Hey, bro.
I felt,
no, like, in retrospect, I should have waited until the flight was over.
Like, when we was getting off the plane.
Then I sat for that whole hour Charlotte flight, like, damn.
Do you ever say it?
Maybe he'll hear me if I say it a little louder.
Did you ever say it again?
No.
Oh, I'm too proud.
You can't say it again.
No, I was too private.
You know that.
You can't say it again.
Even if you felt like to say it again.
Because what if you start saying a heap like, y'all heard you?
I mean, then you say thank you.
Like, yo.
Thank you, bro.
And what was even, what was even more awkward was he had a connecting flight as well.
So we walked to the same flight.
You were on the same pace.
So we were just walking.
Hey, that's crazy.
I got a queen Latifah story.
I ain't never told about it.
Now, listen, I thought, though, I fan die.
And she had my movie permit.
Yeah.
But I fanned that.
I only thing she still do who I was.
Digger, we go on.
Wait, she was at your movie premiere?
Yeah.
And didn't know who you were?
No.
No.
So we go up.
You're all the same agent?
No, she's just death.
Yeah.
But, you know, it was other people.
This was almost Christmas.
But you know, like, hey, this big thing is shit.
Everybody did.
Yeah.
Hell yeah.
She's there for me.
Yeah, yeah.
She's there for Daddy Glover.
Definitely not D.
I'm an extra.
Yeah, yeah.
Actually, who got on the poster.
Yeah.
You don't look, right?
We go upstairs.
And you can tell, like, motherfuckersers is just like,
They ain't just not into it.
Like, I'm ducked off.
I'm chilling.
So I kind of, I seen Tyree's.
I was like, Tyree, I fuck with you, my boyfriend.
Tyree gave him what so.
And then she seemed that I was over there with Tyree.
You know how you make eye contact.
Yeah.
And I see, we made eye contact.
And I was like, yeah, motherfucker.
I'm coming to you next.
Yeah.
So I go to her.
She's like, here you go with the camera.
I'm like, uh, yeah.
Get right here with me.
Yeah.
And I can tell, like, she wasn't into it.
But I got that picture.
And then for the first time I,
I felt like, damn, that's how that shit be feeling.
Yeah.
They really don't be liking this shit.
Mm-mm.
And I ain't give a fuck.
Yeah, that's Queen Latifah, though.
I know.
If you're going to fan out over anybody.
That was Queen, bro.
That's Queen Latifah.
Yeah, yeah.
I had a cringe moment with Nas.
Hit Boy allowed me to come to a session when him and Nas was just the three of us.
And I thought, like, we got to a comfortable spot.
Like, we was kicking it, whatever.
And then, like, you know, I'm 33.
It was my favorite rapper growing up.
Right.
I was like, yeah, I just want to, like, let you know, like, you know,
really changed my life.
Like, you're the reason I love music.
And I'm like...
So, why did you do that?
And he looked at me like,
yeah.
Well, I bet.
Because then I'm thinking, like, you know many times, like,
Nas knows that.
Like, he's heard that from a million people.
Like, why did I choose this moment to say that?
I changed your life, my buddy.
Respect until then.
Appreciate it, my boy.
It's so nasty.
I know, bro.
We can't happen sometime, bro.
We started evil, though.
You just...
I did that, boy.
Hey, I was in the club.
But I feel like
everybody out the way.
Yeah, those are some people
It was like, it was crazy
because I was standing and I was like
And he was walking towards me like
Nick I was like bitch move
Yeah, yeah
I went a hug and I'm like
Nicker you are Michael Jordan
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, I'm doing another basketball player
It's hilarious
Yeah yeah
Yeah, yeah
I've said
Yeah
Yeah
It's certain people that it's okay
It's certain people that it's okay
I think about it
The same Chico trip.
I was connecting flights to New Orleans
and I met AI for the first time in New Orleans
that same trip and it was the first time I handed my phone
to a girl and say, yo, can you take this flick?
Please.
Yikes. It's Alan fucking Iverson.
It is.
No, you're right. It's certain people that get through.
I got it. I know you or know it.
That's why I feel like when people be like, look,
I'm eating. They like, look, fuck your food.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I want this picture.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Like I'm saying, fuck what I'm doing.
All right, come on, man.
Yeah.
I take your picture shit, though.
When people do video, I'm so awkward, I don't know what to do.
Right.
Like, oh, it's a video.
All right, yo.
No, they know it's a video.
They know what's good.
Yeah.
They were like, and then they hit the button and to record.
I'm like, yeah, it's a picture.
Yeah.
I'm like, bitch, no, you're not.
You know what they're recording.
You know what the recorder.
You know the recorder.
I'm going to stay right here and say nothing.
Yeah.
How was the episode with, um, when
Ross walked off, right?
Like, did y'all realize that at that moment that was gold or was y'all like, really like,
yo, wait, so he's left, he's not coming back?
Because sometimes you just got to roll with shit.
And y'all did a great job of just continuing to-
I'm gonna be 100.
I'm gonna be one-hundred.
I know they're gonna be click-baked like a motherfucker.
I ain't like it.
You didn't like when he walked off.
What didn't you like about?
I didn't like it.
All right.
I'm glad you said that.
And I'm fucking Ross because I still listen to him.
Like, this ain't one of them like, yeah.
No, man, I tell him this.
Yeah.
Matter of fact, I actually seen him and walked up on him and said, bro, why you walk off?
Yeah.
Oh, so you had to talk about after?
No, he never gave me an explanation.
He was just like, I'm going to come back, D.C.
That was it.
I was like, you're going to come back.
That's it.
You're not going to explain why he's going to make it right.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
At that point, I knew that was the time to be like, I'm a nigga.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, leave it right there.
Yeah.
He talks in proverbs.
As a real nigger.
From a fan, because I do respect you as a man and I feel like you all.
you're a boss and you make your moves and you talk your shit,
nigga, we all do.
But damn,
brain ain't have to do us like that.
Yeah.
You feel me?
I felt like, bro, come on, bro.
This, this, us, bro.
You feel me?
We played it off and it was cool because we're professional.
Yeah.
What we do.
But nigga, I swore on there.
Me?
Everybody else was great.
I would hurt.
Yeah.
I won the one like, man,
me fucked up.
All right, but was it a hurt?
Was it like an ego thing or was it like,
damn, I really fuck with this thing?
I'm going to like, fuck with this.
Nick, we got his books, his chips.
Nick, we got your soup.
Bro.
Got his chips.
Look, look.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Like, we got everything right there, man.
Got his chips, his hot sauce, his alcohol.
How'd you go over and they got all your shit?
You look so hurt.
More Bel Air than I've ever seen.
Come on, man.
You ever went to a nigga house and they got all your shit.
Yeah.
You look so hurt.
Bro, I will hurt, bro.
When he leave, I was like, he gone.
You're like, damn.
I don't like that.
I don't like that.
But it looked like y'all didn't even, y'all wasn't tripping that he got up right there.
He went to the bathroom.
A lot of people go to the bathroom, but we saw him leave.
Go to the park when he leave.
So none of this, y'all was going to originally keep until.
No, nigga, that what we do.
If he would have came back, we'll cut right into it.
No.
Or keep it rolling.
Okay, got it.
Because we keep it out therein' it.
Like, shit, nigger went to the bathroom.
He p p p p.p.
Yeah.
Shit, he went to pee pee all the time.
I get up and pee pee all the time.
But the nigger went outside.
Like, you see a nigger like, like, leave.
He's like, like.
Like, I always.
We're like, oh, that nigga, we stepped outside.
I got to take a breather.
We still do that shit.
Running out of breast.
They're like, Ross gone.
We like, huh?
Yeah.
His music banging all kind of shit.
We got, no, it's still chips.
He didn't eat nothing to this shit.
Books, everything.
We like, ah, y'all.
They're like, yeah, you know, niggins still got the microphone on.
We hear the car.
We like, no, cut that shit up.
Oh, yeah.
You're like, this.
This nigger is...
Keep listening.
We want to hear what else he's talking about.
Listen.
But now, a nigga leaving with your mic.
He's still taped to his chest.
The nigger left with the mic, y'all.
I would hurt, bro.
I would hurt because I fought with homie, like, on some stuff.
Like, it's not only that.
We're not saying, like, we had, like, mutual friends, but, like, his entourage, like,
I haven't been people that was in his entourage.
Yeah, yeah.
That when we didn't have, like, the wildest.
not show like we like made a real connection
and you were some gangsters.
Yeah.
I'm like,
yeah.
Come on,
Rouse is this.
I fuck with you.
It's us.
This past the cameras and shit.
Like,
niggas rock with you.
And not only we rock with you,
we had to respect enough
to not to talk about certain shit that
we don't,
we're not going to disgust.
Right.
We rock with you.
Right.
Right.
You feel, man.
Don't do us like that.
Yeah, I see.
You feel, man.
But then you go on another podcast and
It's the utmost respect
It's the utmost respect
Y'all talk about
all the shit
We won't gonna never
Talk to you about
You feel me
That's why I'm hurt
Nigger
It ain't bad that
I'm like nigga
Hey man
Yeah
We fuck with you
Yeah
Because any other nigger
Would have done that
Yeah
I feel you
You understand
I ain't saying
It's gonna happen to you
But what I know
It'll be
It'd be more of that
And it's like
No I'm fucking
Yeah we really fuck with you
It's like
I listen to your music
I cannot, I'm not having to see him
deny your music
just because I feel like you did some shit
me and cut that nigga oh no.
Cut it up because it's my favorite song
even though he did me wrong.
Yeah.
Cut the shit up because I love this fucking song.
Would you have felt better if he gave a better response?
Not saying that he don't,
let me tell you something.
We're not sensitive to you.
Right.
We don't give a fuck about shit.
It's only to the point where
we have the utmost respect for somebody.
We just want that love in return
because you speak a lot of boss
talk and nigga you know what comes with that
bruh it's respect that comes with all that shit you talk about
so when you don't give that it's like damn
bro what if we were being in the partner yeah
I feel you feel me I want to go and be in the damn
I do want to open up a wing stop right
right we got more shit we could talk about we got way more
shit than we can talk about then what was going on
you feel me come on now so it's like damn brother
but that's not saying that's going to stop us from having business
I'm just laying, you know, as a business man,
nigga, I'm the nigger that's gonna speak up.
Yeah.
I ain't gonna allow you to just do shit to be doing shit.
That's real.
Because I won't want you to let me do shit to be doing shit.
Because if I do something you like down D.C., you walked out on me, my boy,
I've been fucking with you saying vine, my nigga.
I remember when you were catching roaches.
Not that you put me in my place, you put me in a perspective.
You now have another perspective of, damn.
Yeah.
I got to watch how I treat people because these nigg can be some day ones.
I'm a day one, nigga.
even though you see me doing all this shit.
I was one of the one that
everybody in my neighborhood
wouldn't listen to your ass, but nigger, I will.
So don't do us like that.
You feel, me?
So, but now, it's little, though.
To the day, nigga, I'm...
This is that the first time I ever just spoke on this shit like that.
Yeah.
And I know you said Chico and Carlos didn't care as much.
Dang it.
No conversation between three lives.
No, bro.
I swore on everything.
We literally finished the episode,
Schmoked and left.
I was really the only one that was the most like,
man hell ma'all
if you were to keep the camera rolling
I was the one that was doing all the
man
I mean he got the opportunity
to do some real class of shit
if he'd come back with the same shit
and be like all right I'm back from the bathroom
and sit down with y'all
That'd be cool but everybody
that's fate
yeah but it still shows like
it still shows like yo I walked out
on my homies
before that was whack
I'm here to make that right
same outfit too though
same outfit too though
same out of the same shit
like it was the longest
he was taking the shit
I'm on new energy
You need it.
We need that.
That's bach no more.
We had a...
Hey, Rosson, bring that mic back, man.
Man, bring the mic.
That shit is expensive.
Those laughs aren't cheap?
We bought it on the mic.
But, no, it loves it.
No, man.
I don't want to be able to be like, you know what I'm saying?
No, nigga, I still listen to the problems.
Nick, it ain't nann.
To the day we laugh about this shit.
This is the first time I've been vocal.
If my motherfucker, I want to be honest.
That's real.
Yeah.
Facts.
But, nah, I still rock.
Well, it's better to have someone walk out on camera than get caught on camera
than get caught on camera doing something embarrassing.
Is it times we should
Well, I wanted to say
Mall and I stay out of Atlanta business
Right
But we feel comfortable since you're here
I'm front of hey, what the fuck y'all been telling me?
There was a video yesterday that went viral
I have not watched the video
I'm not gonna watch the video
What the fuck is that?
But apparently this is all alleged
I don't want to put anything on anyone's jacket
And take that off I didn't see the video
I want to play the actual video
There was an alleged rumor yesterday
that there was a video of little baby
sucking some dick.
He addressed it as well,
so I don't mind talking about it with the election.
Let me tell you something.
Let me tell you y'all niggas something.
Let me tell you all, I'm going to tell it to the world.
I'm going to tell it to the world.
Let me tell you y'all niggas something.
Yeah.
I'm going to tell you y'all niggas something.
Let me tell y'all n'nick something.
That's a line of people we stick together.
You understand?
That's a fact.
We stick together.
Let me tell y'all niggas something.
All of these people.
like to play, start playing.
Everybody ain't playing.
I agree.
Especially with shit like that.
You could take that to run with that.
You think people playing.
Everybody ain't playing.
Yeah.
And that's my opponent.
You feel me?
We from Atlanta for real.
Yeah.
This shit, this shit bigger than rap.
I'm from the west side.
My boy from the west side.
We don't have done a lot of shit to overcome a lot of shit.
And we are thankful to be where we're at.
I'm just going to tell people,
stop playing.
Everybody ain't playing.
Yeah.
All right, I want to play for one second.
How do you feel about T.I.
getting the fashion icon award in Atlanta?
Oh, shit.
Look at the nigga.
He's an icon.
He's an icon.
He'd be dripped out.
You ain't ever say tap?
Maybe I just have New York, guys.
You creep.
But tip me, drip dot.
He's an icon.
I agree.
He's a legend.
See, right now he looked like Cat Will you.
But that scarf
Ty is crazy.
I guarantee
if something about that scarf,
he'll be like, see,
what thing about my scarf?
It comes from Italy.
You feel what I'm saying?
That's a real,
unique scarf.
But my boy would be
probably one of the best drippers
in the city.
Man, my buddy got this.
He'd be having this shit on, man.
Oh, gee.
I'm talking about on an off day
at the rest.
When we pull up at the restaurant
at the trap cafe, man
y'all make sure when y'all stop through
man, make sure y'all stop through
the trap cafe man, yeah, been, ATE, man,
you think what I'm saying?
Stop through the trap museum
to it right in that dough
if you ever want to pick up on some,
some ATL history.
Man, OG be short.
Y'all going to all the old shit, man.
Go to the shit way
you know they got to pull up the old shit.
That's how that got to happen.
That's a Halloween costume, Tupac.
Yeah, that's him paying a lot.
Yeah, he'd be dripping, man.
All he do is have on the sauce, man.
Wait, questions.
So what do you think is the worst dress city?
The worst dress city of all the major city?
Let's say males first.
Who's the worst male dresser?
Like what city can't dress?
We all agreed is one city.
Man, I can't, because they're going to be like this.
It's going to start.
Nah, D.C. You hit the road a lot.
Y'all niggas be on stage.
Cut niggas up.
Yeah, no.
I heard what you say.
You're going to be coming here.
Ah, God.
Damn.
They're going to be mad at me.
Oh, bad
Name a city that you
Y'all don't got to go back to this year
Yeah, you're gonna go.
What thing about it, I don't get bad
I go back
I go back
I go back
Everything home to me
If you ever paid me one time
Bitch I'm coming back
Yeah
I'm coming back
I made money here before
I'm coming back
I've been to Colleen Texas
bitch I'm here 30 times
You guys dress amazing
Everybody
The best dressed city I best
Yeah me
Man you know what
That's hard to say
Sugar Land, Texas
Best stress city I know
Hard to say
Yeah
You said it
They put it on in Sugarland
You said it
You have been to East St. Louis
Drippers
But you know what
Texas is due to be having
Some big clothes
Before the big clothes
Came back
Sorry
Everything's big in Texas
Listen but this is why I love
I love them
They don't give a fuck
No they don't
They still ride spokes
You know what spokes is
Yeah
That's their shit
Yeah
Nigger
It can be a
a 60-fold Cadillac,
that bitch got hydraulics
and it got spokes.
They don't give a fuck.
They eat chicken Alfredo in the strip club.
Listen, man.
Yeah.
But one thing I can't say
is they don't change for nobody.
Nope.
They don't move with nobody.
They move at their own pace.
Yeah.
And if you don't like it,
you can get the fuck out.
Yeah.
So I fuck with Texas,
but Texas got their own little style.
I fucked with the way to say it.
They got their own style.
Yeah.
Julian, can we pull up some voicemail?
Yeah.
You've got mail.
We do voice mails here.
We have fans call in.
They ask questions.
And I put a tweet out, mentioned that you were coming on.
So some people wanted your advice on very specific things.
So we have a few for you.
Come on with what they won't know.
They nose at.
And that's this fucking thing.
Make sure y'all don't eat in none of this shit.
Got to keep this shit all the way.
Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Y'all, what's up?
It's Terrence from Detroit living in San Diego.
How y'all doing?
Julian, you got a person.
I'm asking like we can eat right now, motherfucker.
How are y'all doing?
We don't give a fuck.
So me and my fiancee
been together for about seven years.
Don't worry, it's not a relationship thing.
But when we first got together,
the first time we slept together did not go so great.
Is he asking me or he asked the group?
Everybody.
Everybody.
Time I ever got whiskey dick.
Shit wouldn't get up.
It was crazy.
I felt like a fool.
Anyway, surprisingly, she gave me a second.
chance, yada, yada, yada. Here we are now. 70 years in, with our first son, together.
My question is, have y'all ever had that happen to you? And did she let you redeem yourself?
And to Demeris, Yomi, the women in the room, has it ever happened to you the other way around?
And did you give that guy a chance again? Why or why not?
all right y'all letter pot peace so he had whiskey dick couldn't get couldn't get hard yeah
and the girl gave him another chance and now he's with her for seven years have a kid together
of a kid yeah um that happened to me off of molly the one time i ever took molly i couldn't get hard
and i had a beautiful model and oh god i couldn't do but she understood and she like she petted me
she rubbed her head she understood she said no it's the molly she's petting me damn you you've told me
the funny strategy when that happens.
Do jumping jack.
Well, no, that no.
Squats.
When that Molly has that reverse effect sometimes.
Yes, it does. Yes.
There's nothing you can do about.
Get the blood flowing. You just hot and you just
lay there. Just your body is just completely
like pudding. Go back to the party.
I'm glad. I don't do that.
But I finally fell asleep a few hours later,
woke up and we had sex, but that
young lady died a few years ago.
God. What kind of ending was that?
I mean, I can't double back after
you know what? Well, that's crazy.
I mean, I don't know how to continue on with my answer here.
I'm telling.
The most embarrassing time, like, this happened in the most embarrassing time in my young, young life.
The first opportunity that I may have had a threesome.
Who, that boy were nervous.
I was young.
What you want me to do?
I don't know.
I ain't never did this.
What you want?
It's four titty.
I'm a leg up.
Where are you going on?
It's four tities.
That is four titty.
I was just figuring out how to fuck one girl.
I was so nervous.
No, no, no, I was 10.
8, no, 17 maybe, 18.
Same thing.
You been out cheating, you scree.
I was also, yeah, that was my virginity in 14.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I'm not proud of my relationship with sex as a young child.
But I was nervous as fuck.
You was touched.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I feel like we're connecting.
Now, thank you.
Finally, someone sees it.
Listen.
I've been talking for years on this podcast.
Listen.
About how fucked up my life was.
And welcome.
He said, well,
she sounds like you was touched.
That's another topic that men don't talk about, though.
Yeah.
If you,
you know,
I'm with it.
I don't find that offensive at all.
Thank you because,
nigga, I know.
Listen,
I can identify any dude that's
touched when I start to, like,
really talk to them about certain stuff.
I'm like, oh, you was molested too.
Yeah.
Brud.
You think it's a game,
That shit is normal.
Common as fuck.
And niggas just don't talk about it.
Yeah, that's the fact.
And you wondering why motherfuckers be how they is?
And you just be like, oh, you think he's a horny-ass nigga.
You're like, no, my, nigga.
Yeah.
He's just a little advance.
Yeah.
But, yeah.
Have a conversation.
Yeah.
And I will say, like, I've worked through all those problems.
My biggest regret is that I couldn't get hard in that potential threesome
because of, you know, everything that happened.
Yeah.
The 17, though.
How old was you when you lost your journey?
Confidence, my boy.
You knew what were going on.
They were well advanced.
What?
It took me like a second to realize like, oh, they both want to fuck.
You know how long it took?
Yeah.
Like me?
I was confused.
Like, both of y'all want me at the same time?
At that point, I even know if a girl was flirting with him.
That's a lot of pressure.
Getting one bitch and having pussy at 17 and getting confident and comfortable of like,
all right, I'm fucking.
Yeah.
Okay, this is
I'm not scared to put my dick out no more
Like, ah, okay
Yeah, yeah
It stages with this shit
Oh yeah, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah, too
It's different though
Even when you fucking old a girl
I remember, I was in
The 10th and the 12th
And the 12th of one of the fuck some
She wanted to fuck some
Like
And you know how I was talking like
Man, I put this motherfucker
I was capping
Yeah
I ain't put nothing on you
Bitch, I'm scared
I'm terrified
You hear me?
This bitch is like, I'm going to suck that.
I'm like, you're going to hold.
I'm going to fanned this.
I'm going to fuck that dick.
I was like, oh, shit.
I'm going to nut it dead.
Hey, that man, that happened.
First time I had a second, I damn near nut it.
She said, do you have a condom?
I was like, Liz.
Yes.
I was 15 when I actually lost my butt.
Were you touched too?
Who was I?
Yeah.
Everybody was touched.
God, not me.
No.
Got me fucked up, do you see?
I don't know if I'm...
No.
Hell no.
Wait, y'all think you're better than us?
No, I didn't say all that.
Yeah.
I was touched.
Yeah.
What?
You was taught.
If you are the teacher,
you are the techie.
I'm just going to let you know.
If you're the teacher,
different type of tutelage.
The touchillage.
The touchillage.
The touchillage.
You all the teachers,
you are the techies.
Touchee.
I'm telling you.
you, bro.
Oh, my God.
A motherfucker is telling you like, hey,
put your pan down.
You're like, what?
Come in.
You like, huh?
What you doing?
Your hand.
Bitch, what did you?
Oh, shit.
Whoa, whoa, what is that feeling?
I ain't never.
I ain't never did that.
What the fucking that?
Who?
Why am I the hang in?
You ain't never see a mood like.
Like, whoa.
Like, oh, what the fuck?
Okay, I'm sort of like this.
Oh, too.
Ah!
Oh, my God.
No cap.
But I think my first time
my shit ain't worked
man
are we giving this gentleman
any advice is this helping him
I mean kind of right
no he didn't ask him like he just wanted the story
just give us an example when the shit ain't worked
he was like concerned like
has this ever happened to you guys
like his whole kid down
I didn't be 100 I didn't believe it
until it happened to me
I was one of them do
like it didn't happen
before yeah
it was actually the easiest thing to achieve
one two maybe one or two
times ever, and at this
point I'm fucking. Yeah. Well, I'm like,
nigga, your dick don't get hard. But you're
something wrong with you.
This shit work.
This shit. This shit.
This shit hit my shoulder. I'm Rocky.
Yeah.
You're Rocky. Yeah. Yeah.
And then it was just like,
man, same shit with you, nigga.
That's when I was in them streets.
Taking them drugs.
Then about that Molly shit.
Tell my Molly had you going all night.
All that shit.
And I was a quick pumper.
I'm trying to figure out what the fucks all night is, right?
Yeah.
And kids, do not do drugs.
I'm talking about 2009 and 10.
This is 23.
Way past that bullshit.
Yeah.
This is my first time ever doing it all night.
I'm talking about, nigga.
I'm fascinated, nigga.
I remember the sky was black.
Did not look up?
I'm like, hold up, bitch.
Daytime.
I ain't never did no shit.
Then I realize I'm geeked out my mind
Three hours
I'm like bitch
I think we might have a stroke
I've been chewing the side of my cheek
For four hours
Bitch all day
We've been doing this shit
That's three hours
We can't feel nothing
We're gicked up
I'm like
I'm like
I'm like cool
I'm like I'm lit
I'm like I like new moly
I like this shit
Yeah
Do it again
I got a nice little chick
I'm like, cool.
I don't know.
I know if this shit just did this,
but this little ugly motherfucker.
Yeah.
I know.
I'm straight.
Yeah, yeah.
And that's the crazy.
It didn't work for the ugly motherfucker.
But the bitch you wanted to work.
It's like,
a-uh.
Not going to work.
Man, that motherfucker ain't move.
Yeah.
And I'm like, I took some more mile.
I'm thinking I'm trying.
Oh, man, you doubled up.
I doubled up.
And that dick said, oh,
voo.
I said, oh, bitch, you don't win.
Even.
Why you know?
You may be going this way.
You're going that way.
That's when you just have to eat pussy to buy time.
I ate pussy until we went to sleep.
See?
See?
Thank you.
I've done that when I'm nutted too quick.
I'm like, all right.
I'm going to eat some pussy.
See if I get back.
And it don't.
I'm like, I guess I'm eating pussy for 40 minutes.
Nah, that's the problem.
That's the, how could you betray me?
Go to the bathroom real quick, pull up porn.
I don't give a fuck.
What you do?
No, that Molly?
Yeah, you got to sleep at all it.
It's all with it.
When you get that effect, you just sleep at all.
There's no connection.
Listen, you're here?
Yeah. He's something else.
There's something in the membrane that's not connected.
Go to sleep.
And just live to fight another day and don't get the gas station pills.
That's another thing.
No, no, no.
I prefer everybody to stay healthy and listen to me.
Take pumpkin seeds.
Not those honey packs that they sell.
It is Halloween season.
Take pumpkin.
Listen to me, man.
I'm a old head, man.
I'm a real old head, nigger, man.
One thing about me, I think that's what I'm going to try to.
professionalizing
something that we can be healthy
because I think that's part of a man
masculinity and his confidence
if his shit is like
always just
he here
he can think
once his shit
he's starting to do shit
life matters
I don't go out
you're like why you're all
you're like down
I ain't really into this shit
no more
no that dick
that dick doesn't work
I'm trying to tell it
the man is losing
himself
so I'm gonna just
create a pill whether you just forever
you always
Forever? Now see you can't do forever because that's how
you got to keep them coming back you got to
You got to get you got that's what I'm saying
When you run out you got to come back
Oh okay okay I thought you might like you take one time
It might not work how you used to work
But it's one of the ones like once you get up
You keep you in the game
You better do what you need to do wise up
Yeah okay got you all right that makes
Do what you need to do
Got you
Wies up and and we need to eat healthy
Oh yeah
All that's just a sign of saying look nigga
You might be a diabetic
You might got heart failure
Yeah
but you need something ain't right
something ain't right this is only going to help
for a little time.
They're going to help for right now
but you got to find the real problem
why you got their heart thing
right, exactly.
And before we move on, I do want to ask
Demeris since you speak for all women.
Of course.
True.
Has this happened to you?
Yes, it was plenty of times.
How do you like?
From dreity of times,
what the fuck type of niggas you're dealing with?
Did you make them feel better?
How are you going to say that shit happened to you
and then judge other niggins that happened?
No, because you say it happened
plenty of times.
You said plenty of times.
You said plenty of times.
I know you got the same dude
It's happened with dudes
Like if you're dating men for a while
Eventually one time
But see the matter's you got that energy
Where you can be a little like
You can scare a nigga
Very kind of you all
Let me explain
Because it's a thing like
If a girl be like
I will pull your dick out
Every nigga ain't gonna just back out
Why do you think that
I'll talk to men like that
See I don't give a fuck
Because I know what's up
I mean what you don't see
No after you get a certain age
You don't even care no more
Like I don't even care
If there's no blood flowing
in this shit right now. I'll back out on the girl. I don't give a fuck.
But that comes to getting older. But when you
younger, you're like, I'm not pulling this shit out right now.
This shit, little as a motherfucker. No, when I were young,
I was, I was like, I was a weird.
I was putting that motherfucker out like that lad,
deuce of spade. What do you want to do?
That came from the sexual abuse.
Yeah, listen, we're here.
I know. We're going great.
I was, I wasn't shy at all.
I was like, pulling my dick out.
They were like, let me see it. What do you want to do?
Like a picture?
You're terrorists.
I'm in a dance.
Uh,
yeah.
Terrence,
I hope
I've been doing this
for a minute.
Um,
with adults.
But he's married though.
So he won.
Yeah,
that's his fiance.
I think that's cute
that she gave him a second chance.
Yeah,
she gave him a second chance.
Let love win.
If women,
if women like you,
they'll give you a second chance.
But if you were like,
if you lucked up on some pussy,
like this is like some pussy
that she really didn't want to give you
but you have to talk her into it.
Oh,
oh, you are never getting on heart.
Never.
Oh my God.
That's going to kill you.
Whatever that is that.
you're like oh oh oh shit or if she's like too cool because i see that too where you're like
when she's like too understanding i feel like that just takes a man's masculinity completely away
too understanding when she's like it's okay don't worry but like stop no that's you don't treat me like a
puppy no treat me like a puppy let me know how that you understand this has it's
she treated me like a puppy she petted me she's like yo it's to molly i know like she knew what it was
no but that unconcrated ass head y'all give when y'all are like trying to give head it like mass the fact
that you aren't hard so you're like
jerking your dick
and trying to give head
it's awful
I was just
that's cool
damn I know
they know
they know
how do you know
that's fucking crazy
that's
I got to do it at the edge of the bed
there's a reason
I pose you in the edge of the bed
because I was trying to hide it
I look like
you can't go up there
like you got a hump in your bed
like
you got the hump back
eating pussy
what's going on right now
we got another
Will?
Yeah.
We really help.
And then you got to like talk to her and just have a conversation.
I'm not soft.
Like,
you got to find it on your softness.
Yeah, I'm depressed.
You got to sit there like, damn, everything you got is crazy.
I'm like, you know what?
I ain't need tripping.
I don't care if you tell somebody.
I only can't.
You got to have like you don't give a fuck.
I don't give a fuck.
You go but like, you know what?
Just lay down.
You're right.
Lay down, bitch.
I'm disappointed.
Matter of fact, like, we going too fast.
I don't even want to fuck because I like you so
I ain't gonna say that I'm like
I've never said that I'm crazy
never who me I don't get a fuck
I just like idiot what it is nigga
tonight wasn't our night
at this point you don't see so much pussy
you like man I don't even care
he ain't into you bitch
it ain't
yeah he can say it's me bitch it's you
bitch
this motherfucker work I know
you work last week
my moon is rising right now
It's tough.
All right.
Let's get one more.
Go ahead.
Go ahead.
There you go.
What's up, y'all?
This is Mitt.
I'm from Baltimore.
I'm 22 years old.
My question is,
what is the most embarrassing moment
that y'all ever had
in front of a girl?
Yeah, that's a lot.
That's a kid, man.
Mine is when I was at high school,
I was in ninth grade
and it was Spirit Week.
I dressed up like Chris Crotch
because it was a throwback Thursday.
So I had on, like, you know,
the backwards jersey.
And I had on these bag.
he had sweatpants.
And I was talking to the girl that I liked.
And, you know, I was around all my friends,
but I was specifically talking to the girl that I liked.
And this one dude, I'm not even really cool with him.
He just was fucking with me for whatever reason.
He pangs me in front of her in like, in front of everybody.
So everybody laughing at me.
And it wasn't too bad until my man's, and this is my dog,
but he really, he really threw me.
Because he started yelling out,
oh, he got a little dick, he got a little dick.
And he, like, crying, laughing.
So now the niggas is laughing even harder than he was before.
And let's just say the girl that liked me didn't like me after that.
You feel me?
So I wanted to see, like, what was your most embarrassing moment, for real?
That nigger opened all the way up.
Wait, I'm trying to understand.
He didn't even try to mask the Baltimore accent either.
I was like, what?
He went crazy.
My friend got, like, his homeboy should start telling girls that he got a little.
No, he got, he got, he was talking to.
this girl and he got pants.
Dude that don't like him
drop me like
like,
oh yeah,
yeah,
he caught him with a
ah,
look at that knee.
No,
no, no,
I never played that game
growing up.
You're not going to just
pull my pants down.
Getting pants
when your pants
are backwards
is also hilarious.
Yeah,
how you dress like
Chris Cross?
But where your draws at?
No,
if you go for the
hardcore pants,
you can get the hardcore.
You can go both.
You can grab them both.
I never play that.
There's no way you can pull
my jeans and my fucking
boxer.
You got hips.
My boy,
here you go.
He's tough.
It's going to stop.
He jumps in his jeans.
Don't stop.
Yeah, yeah, nigga.
It's wall back here.
Yeah, he's going to pour these down.
That's what it's for.
That's what it's for.
That's what it's for.
They pour your jeans and your underwear off?
No, no, no.
Who's doing that, my God?
How skinny you got it?
You're a slim nigga.
That'll be hard for.
Listen, my belt so tight.
You pull these down.
This is going to get stuck.
Oh, what you're doing?
You're going to be like, I'm like,
what he's wrong with you?
You don't think it's glue in here.
Why?
Where he from?
Baltimore.
Sounded like.
So what is he asked?
He said, dude.
So he wanted to our most embarrassing moment in front of someone that you liked.
And she didn't like him no more.
She was like, uh-uh.
She said, ah, his dick, little.
Yeah, but that's.
Same answer.
I'm two chicks didn't like me afterwards.
Yeah, probably the same shit.
That's your most embarrassing.
Yeah, but it's something you like.
You were in a bathroom about to have a threesome.
Like, that wasn't, these weren't two women that you were like.
No, I like, I like, I like, I was mad.
I couldn't hit that that night.
I didn't even get.
I ain't tell y'all, they made a song about me.
Ooh.
The girl who I did get right here.
How the song goes?
Hey, can they think I don't know to this day.
They probably said, bitch, I know.
I went to rap genius and I said, this is about me.
I pull back up.
I go back to their house.
And she was like, my little son,
my little sister made a song.
She'd be rapping because I told you I rock.
Yeah.
So I'm like, yeah, let me hear the shit.
So she's like, she made it like over a beat.
She made a cover.
Brough.
Guess what it's.
You know, you remember, uh, you remember, uh, you remember Mrs. Elliott,
Cooch don't ferv me now.
Yeah, of course.
I gotta go shut it, die.
This bitch say,
Dick don't fared me now.
It's a good flip.
I got to go shut it down.
And I got to sit there and act like, it cool.
I'm like, yeah, that motherfucker ride right now.
The whole time I'm in here.
And it's about you?
Who stanking bitch?
I know that shit by me.
Oh, my.
This shit just happened three days ago.
And, bitch, y'all got a soul.
Turn around.
Yeah, they went bought studio time.
They went about studio time.
I don't made a hit record.
You was in there like, is this mixed yet?
I went straight into manager mode.
Hey, we need this motherfucker on the radio.
Feel bad for whoever you talking about, what?
It's a hit.
Hey, man, that shit was so funny.
I knew.
I'll drive home.
I'm like, well, that's why you got to be good, bro.
Because they'll get you.
You all, man.
Women?
Let's get one more, Julian.
I got a few more.
Roy Amour was good, fellas.
D.C.O. Flat was good.
My name is William from Denver College.
tell us about a time when you guys turned down a fight because you guys were afraid of the other person or the other people, I guess you can call it.
I feel like the people would want to know something about that.
So yeah, man, I hope Julie submits this one.
They're always in a car.
Turned down a fight.
I definitely didn't want to fight this one dude one time.
And I definitely tried to, like, joke my way out of it.
It worked a little bit.
So they passed you?
He was in Brooklyn?
He was from Brooklyn?
No, he was from Harlem.
He was from Holland.
And I started cracking jokes
because he had approached me about some shit
and I was like, I ain't say that shit
that I didn't start cracking jokes
he still swung but like it wasn't like
he didn't connect.
He wanted to fight but niggas like nah no we ain't doing that
but I was scared this nigga was big
so you kind of like deathed it was like
nah it was in front of us and I was like
yeah I was like no we ain't got to
like it wasn't that serious
and he still was trying to swing but
I was trying to again survive
trying to be funny for survival
I was not trying to fight this thing
I know he was gonna knock me out
I know he was gonna knock me out
I know he was gonna knock
me out. There was, we're at a basketball game in high school and it was out in the hallway
and it was somebody I had already had words with before and he started approaching me because
I know, I knew he was ready to fight. Like he was one of those that you know he's going to fight.
Right. And his man stopped him and I said, look, man stopped me. You don't even want to do that.
His man's moved immediately out of the way. Like, I banked on him, like,
You're stopping his man
And when I said, I should have just shut up
Yeah
Look at you, man stop
Quickly sidestepped
Yeah
Rocked your shit
I didn't fall
Like we've
We tussled
You stumbled up
I lost the fight
I definitely lost the fight
You know when you don't want to fight somebody
No but you got to understand too
Like
That dick boo Derek Latterwood
He said a screen for him
Yeah yeah
Like oh you want him
He came off the screen
But you got to understand
That's funny
When I said that
I really thought his man's was going to stay there.
So I didn't even have a base.
So once his man's moved,
he was over.
Yeah, we ended up on the ground.
Like tussled, yeah.
That's the best thing to do.
That's all I had.
Why people fight like that?
You fight and you tussle.
Because that's because you feel that strength that you like not.
Well, no, because I was losing.
That's the only way.
When you're losing, I got hit first, I didn't fall.
The only way was grabbed.
Yeah.
Get on the ground.
I was trying to get my bearings.
Show me your hands.
Get on the ground and fight me like a man.
See, that's one thing
motherfuckers who are in the street
You end up jumping off the porch
And you end up being in the street
Because everybody was a good guy
Before you just
Unless you just a badass kid
You're like this nigga nine
Cousin' out to teach you
Yeah
He ain't got parents
Right
Something's up
Yeah
He's an orphan
Yeah
He's a real orphan
He's a real one
It's a little too offence
Yeah he's a little like
Why are you two adultish
Right now
Yeah
I think it was one time
I'm
nigger
A
Perfect story
Nick
I was like
12
I'm in my
neighborhood
I don't know
what the fuck
it was up
it was just like
they kicked
they just like
I think it was
just whoop
my name
LaJun
I think it was
just
whoop Lejun
ass week
yeah
I don't know
what it was
it was just
like
anybody wanted
to fight
yeah
like we
we've been
we didn't
all
man I've been
all my life
I've been
never been
whoop
LeJon ass week
ever
right
This nigga got a problem.
This nigga got a problem.
I don't get a fuck.
I'm eating my chips.
Bitch-ass-niggin' don't want to share his chips.
I'm like, bitch, they're a bitch.
He was an orphan.
He needed them.
Like, damn.
Nigger.
I think they all grouped up in front of my house.
They're like twir-deep.
And I can just feel it.
And I was just like, man, fuck this shit.
I'm sick of this shit.
I go tell my mom.
I'm going to tell my mom.
I'm sick of this shit.
I'm tired.
Mom, look.
Man, these niggas out here, I think they're trying to junk me.
What going on?
I ain't.
These you come high at these niggins, man.
Yeah.
Mama said, say, no, my own.
We go outside.
My mama, my mama, she said, oh, y'all come here.
That's my mama.
She grouped everybody, bring everybody here.
Yeah, I, I'm going out.
Don't get fuck.
Come on.
She grouped everybody up, and, you know, it's a neighborhood.
So, they sit on the hood of a car, a car that don't move.
Yeah.
That's our couch.
Yeah.
I don't know what kind of car was, but everybody was just on the hood.
Park there all the time, yeah.
What fuck you for the same man with here?
So she was like, I don't know what the issue with.
Oh, I everybody want to jump on my son.
But we can all go in the back and y'all can fight them one-on-one.
I say, hey.
Sign up for this.
That ain't what the fuck I came to get you for.
Twelve rounds.
You been to give me to these niggas?
He came and negotiated.
I wanted you to save me.
You done handed me over to these niggas.
But that was.
the time I knew
don't ever tell
like it's past
go get your mama shit now
it's like look you gotta be
this time for you to fend for yourself
go fight do your thing
and that was the first time I knew like
okay all that telling your mama shit
that you know it's over
So did all 12 of them to mope your ass?
One of them did
because I eventually end up fighting one on
but that was my initiation of me
being like from the hood
it was me like
breaking out of that,
I'm not a little boy no more.
Because you know, we were bored.
We were kids.
I'm a child.
I'm 12.
I'm not ever thinking I'm going to get a jumped.
Right.
By 14 niggas that I stay with.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Off some chips.
I'm troubled times.
Nigger, every, nigga, you,
nigga, try me now.
That's how I am.
Like, I was raised by getting jumped off chips.
Try me.
I knock your ass.
Yeah.
Where I come from.
But it's like,
That was the mold that broke me into like, okay, I'm a boy.
Yeah.
It's past the go tell your mama shit.
It's like, no.
You whoop-ass.
You need to ask questions later and whoop-ass now.
So that was the start of, man, fuck that shit.
I'm going to fight now.
Yeah.
We all go through that.
That's just like I'll write a passage where it's like, all right, can't go get mom,
take your lumps and bruises.
I ain't got no brothers.
I ain't got, man, I got to get out here and squabble.
So it was like my word was every.
That's where I'm big on my word.
My word is bonding.
My word.
You'll think I got 40 brothers and sisters
The way I talk and how I stand
And how she is
Because that's how I was had to grow up
I can't go get no brother
I hated the motherfucker who I knew was a bitch
But he had like three big brothers
Yeah
That knew how to...
You like this nigga is so soft
But he knows like ain't nobody gonna fuck with him
Because he got three big brother
That will pass
Yeah
And these nigga whoop ass
That's part of it
I lost probably
First four years of fighting
I think I lost every fight
It took me a while to get
To get to that first
went off the ground.
Just keep taking them and trying to go to the ground.
They're like, look at this.
No, at that point I knew how to fight.
That was a strategy because I knew I was losing.
Yeah, no, I knew how to fight at that time.
There was years of losing at that point.
Years of losing?
I was always only child as well.
Right.
I was the youngest in my neighborhood.
So naturally, I just...
I mean, I had a son and brother, but they were older.
I was just alone and skinny.
It was him and the priest.
Right, yeah.
He's talking about him and the priest.
I was prone to sexual.
abuse was prone to get beat up it was just he was prime prime for the take yeah he's got by him in the
pre he was gentle do we have a yo come on man he was he was he was in the last one that's why he did
not a fight all right sorry uh i would have what father o'neill's ass if he tried to do that
i could fight at that time you have a confession
oh my god i would have got his old ass see you can't get this thing of going
He started
You know that little bell
They ring for a communion?
Oh, right over
And so
Rory
Bung!
We got we have a
Camillian,
Bob!
That's crazy.
Julian play the fucking
voice about
What's good?
Rory Mall,
D.C., everybody else.
All right, boom.
So my submission
goes like this.
I work at a dispensary
with these two dudes
named Marcus and Mike.
And they'll do this
this thing where they'll play music off
of Spotify off of our computer we have in the
bun room. They'll play the
worst stupidest
most dumb-ass songs.
Like, there's some stupid shit
from like veggie.
Did you all hear that?
The smoke detector went on.
They play dumb shit, man. Get a battery.
Details, they'll play.
They'll play some shit from like
18. They'll play like wrestling
theme songs out loud and they'll just wait to get a reaction from me or my coworkers
or even sometimes they'll do it to get a response from the customers.
You know what I mean?
Which I think is just mad weird.
And then they'll also throughout the day just do some little silly dance or they'll say
just some little silly thing all just to get a reaction for me and my coworkers and like I said,
sometimes customers and ignoring it does not work because that's the tactic that I've tried
so far.
and that shit just doesn't work.
That would it sound like.
They try.
Or say to get them to cut this bullshit out.
Appreciate time.
You got to quit.
They don't like you.
They don't fuck with you.
That's how I like it.
They don't fuck with you.
Disconnect the speakers.
Right.
Get on Bluetooth.
He's not confrontational though.
Yeah, he's very passive.
You can tell he ain't.
Like they keep trying.
He's like, man, what y'all should do?
Because they keep fucking with me.
I ain't saying that.
Yeah.
I would have been, man.
Just disconnect the sound system.
I lose some more fights.
It's either Bluetooth.
They're a rustle.
Ressling.
On the ground.
Get on the ground.
Play it wrestling theme music in the dispensary is funny, though.
If I walk into dispensary to get some weed and y'all playing, like, macho man's, like, theme music, I'm going to laugh at that.
I wouldn't be as annoyed as that.
I'd be annoyed as fuck, I'll be honest.
Yeah, I'm still by the way.
I'm like, yo, bro, they play wrestling theme music in this.
Like, that's funny to me.
But I'm- Good marketing.
I mean, this is what you do.
Steal from the job and blame it on them.
I like that.
I like that.
I like that.
What?
Still,
if you're going to blame it on them?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That might actually work, though.
Because they clearly are like the two dofy idiots.
So I'll be like, yeah, they did it.
Yeah.
Yeah, the wrestling bro.
Why they end up playing wrestling and doing all that stupid shit?
They hide.
I got something for you.
You'll take two pounds and blame them.
Fuck you're talking about.
Keep playing.
I don't have a job tomorrow.
Two pounds missing tonight.
Facts.
All right.
Well, hopefully we help these people with some of their problems on these voicemails.
I don't think we did.
But, well, homie got the girl.
He got the girl.
They've been together seven years, so he don't need no help.
He's good.
True.
The other nigga, I don't know.
What happened to him?
Over for that.
Over for that.
Over for buddy.
What?
You lost your girl.
Potom pull your pant now.
You had a rough childhood.
Still ain't got over that shit.
You know he's excited to put on his costume that day.
Right.
Man, I'm crish cross.
Shut up.
He was singing Jump Jump All morning.
Well, you'd be Chris Cross.
Why year this was?
It had to be an 80s.
Well, it was throwback there.
It was a throwback.
How young is he?
Nobody knows.
I promise you, kid, now they ain't on crisscross.
No, he said that happened to him when he was in high school,
so it was probably a while ago.
He said he was like 22.
I'm 33.
In high school, if there was a throwback day and someone came on with jeans backwards,
they say, why is your jeans back?
Right.
Nobody would be like, that's crisscross.
And I'm 31.
Yeah.
We know them, but we're the last age limit where, like,
we should have been doing the crisscross.
Yeah.
Who the fuck?
That's why they were like, man, pull it bad now.
He don't know he got him on back
He had it covered
It was his fault
Look what he was wearing
DC so y'all got
85 south
Fuck y'all funny to me
No
That was bad
That was really bad
85 South
Y'all are on tour still
Right
Selling out shows
Across the city
Yes sir
How much long
Y'all think y'all got man
Forever
Where it's like
Because I'm not gonna lie
I'd break my heart
To see y'all through some bullshit
Where y'all like
We ain't going through nothing.
It's one of the one.
We're going to be old talking shit.
Chico, color, fuck, fuck these hoos.
I see it.
That's what we're going to be.
I see it for y'all.
It's just a brotherhood that can't be broken.
It's not one of the ones where we are loud.
I know, that's crazy.
To see three guys together.
What a model.
What a model.
What a model.
I'm going to pick back up on that.
Yeah.
You know, we, we.
We tend to make sure that it's a solid foundation, man.
And, you know, we don't focus on the dollar.
We know that it's a company.
The company makes money, then we makes money.
Who's the company?
It's us.
You're not owned by nobody.
We own the company.
And I feel like as long as we do right by each other
and have, like, the best interest for each other's
and each other's like kids and shit, like knowing, like, bro,
we're trying to leave this shit.
Not for my church, but for your kids.
Yeah.
We're trying to do this shit for their children, too.
We're not looking at it as some, oh, we did some shit.
Let's try to run up as quickly as possible.
Nah, we knew it was going to work.
This is what happened when you believe in each other.
Right.
How do we stay here and know that nobody is bigger than nobody?
And like you said, if this is what you good at, we're going to amplify that.
This is what you good at?
We're going to amplify that.
And if this is what I'm good at, we're going to intense that.
You feel what I'm saying?
Try to enhance that.
and not try to say
well this one I'm coming to the table with
now when we all step into the table
it's a chair and it's a table
everybody's even
nobody chairs hiding nobody
it's none of that you feel me
and I feel like we keep that energy
and first of all we Godfaring
sure what I'm saying
so that's the key to everything
that's why it's continuing to work
so when business step in
whether somebody may not
understand the business or not
they believe in whoever
is handling the business
They believe that I, if I'm going to put it in your hands,
I feel like you're going to take it.
Yeah.
You see what I'm saying?
So that's how we keep it together.
I definitely want to do an 85 South New Roy Moll crossover episode, five of us.
Come on, man.
I think that'd be a good, yeah.
Let me put it on.
Yeah.
Definitely talking to Carlos in the DMs a while ago about that when we was down in Atlanta.
I should have brought it up for Chico on the plane.
So what happened to y'all, man.
What happened to y'all?
Yeah, what happened?
I mean, long story to do it?
There's a whole video.
There's a response video.
It was everything.
It was everything.
opposite of what you just said.
Yeah.
So what you think stepped into the play where it was like, oh, shit, shit is starting to get
real iffy.
I mean, we spoke about it, but for me, it was, you know, when you know somebody, like,
if you have a friend for years and y'all get into some business, it's certain
conversations, it's certain things that start to happen, and they'll start to say some
things, and you'd be like, oh, he's gone.
Like, the person that I know is not there, no one.
Like, this is a whole different person.
which is cool
I'm not going to get
in the way of that
you know what I mean
but I just think that
that and then
you mix that with
disrespect
and then it's like
how much more
as a man
do I take
before this goes
completely
somewhere else
where I don't want it to go
because again
at some point
we were friends
we were family
and I'm not going to get
into it
with friends and family
over money
I'm not going to let it go
somewhere
you know
that it shouldn't go
because you know
once it's all set and done
you're going to
be like, I should have just walked away.
You know what I'm saying?
So when you know that, you know, you just tend to walk away from things.
And then you realize, like, you know, money, they print that shit every day, man.
So I'd rather walk away from it being who I am and have my morals and my integrity still intact
and still be able to do what I like to do and, you know, still am who I am.
Right.
And who I've always been.
And like I said, you know, this in entertainment and business and things like that, life,
sometimes people just change and turn into somebody else.
And it's like, I'm not.
going to stand in the way of that. That's for you
and your ego to deal with. You know what I'm saying?
So everything that you just said about
you and your and your brothers
about having all of that and, you know, amplifying
each other, you know, it got to a point
where we felt like, oh, we're only amplifying.
You know, we're not being amplified. And then not only that.
Then on the business, and it's like, oh, we're not,
we're being stolen. Things are being taken
from us and we don't know. Now we're trying to fix
it. And then in the process, trying to fix it,
now you're disrespectful.
And it's just like, this is,
this is going to go somewhere.
I feel like with our situation,
we're more so
we're
shocked
of the outcome.
Not saying that we're
shocked because it worked.
We're shocked because
of all the obstacles that we had to
face that they said was going to stop us.
So once we realized that
that wasn't the case.
And we had to make sure our business was in order.
The business was, we was, I want to say we was blessed to just say everybody who was brought together came from a dysfunctional business situation before.
So this wasn't our first business working with somebody else.
where it was like, you already been through this.
And it was more so us to say,
we're learning each other.
So once we learned each other,
it was like, all, cool.
We got the business in order out the way first.
So if anything down the line happened,
we'll be scraped.
You see what I'm saying?
So once we got the business out of the way,
scret first,
when we was like, all right,
we put whatever we did on paper.
Cool.
This is what we going to do?
Everybody agree.
Everybody agree.
I had on paper.
This is what this is.
This is what's going on.
So when the years start coming and we started to add,
we was just like, okay, we got to take care of now.
If we build this trust, this shit can't be broken.
Right.
And can't nobody come in and do no,
because I had to sit here and say, all right,
I'm going to go in here.
do this with you.
I don't know what this is, but I took a shot and it worked.
So now let me do what I do
to help what we got going on.
And I be down.
Don't get me wrong.
Brothers, they're going to have their hashouts,
but it's business hashouts.
Yeah.
That's how you have business arrangement
and try to figure this shit out.
We're like, okay, do we do we do it as a group?
And we're going to say this.
If this don't work,
you got every right to say how you're saying
and how you feel and how you feel.
Right, right.
Now, we all look at each other and be like,
yeah, let him take the lead that time.
And then, well, we're going to offer our last situation,
we're going to fool it back you up
just because you went with us on the last one.
Right.
And that's important to be in business with people you trust
but have a different perspective and disagree with.
Right.
And we all agree and fail.
Right.
We fucked.
Like, if there is a difference of opinion,
and I never want to work with somebody
that I don't want their opinion on something.
Right.
I don't think I have all the answers to anything.
Right.
I want to ask everyone in the room what they think
because I really don't think I have
the perfect scenario on how this is going to go.
Right.
Let me tell you something.
We don't have to shut niggas up.
Put shit, pull receipts out to show niggas.
Mm-hmm.
We never call niggas when we,
when there's a problem.
we always call you
when we got to check for you.
You understand?
That's a difference when you,
when you,
when you're on the shit,
they ain't gonna call you when it's a problem.
Right.
I'm gonna call you because I got a check for you.
But if you want to be treated,
well, bitch is more problems than checks.
You pick
since y'all know how shit go.
Right.
This is why shit don't grow.
One day, Carlos was like, man,
it's people who don't quit their jobs to be over here.
And I looked up.
I'm like, we do got a lot of employees.
But I'm like, this is a full-time job.
How do I amplify this and bring what I can bring to this to the best of my potential,
not only to help them, but I can even help the cut?
company and turn this motherfucker up time 10.
We're just with it, whatever it is.
Even if I'm, I know what I'm bringing work.
But when am I just put the same energy as the nigger who say this is full-time?
Because this is our full-time job, but this is not my full-time job.
But, oh, shit, this is one of my hustles who's a full-time job for somebody else.
I need to make sure I'm treating it like it's a full-time job.
Yeah.
So I appreciate y'all for bringing that.
energy even showing me
that I needed me
treat this motherfucker like a full-time job.
So you know what? Out of appreciation,
I'm gonna do that same shit
just so we can just keep stacking.
So we ain't even got to worry about shit.
Every time we look up, we're doing something different.
We're doing something.
We're doing it.
We're doing it.
Why? Because everybody treating that bitch
like it's a full-time job.
And we know that nigga, we gotta feed 90 niggas.
But guess what?
That's what Coca-Cola doing.
Cole Cole got a three million
three million man
employee staff
anybody get their check
don't
yeah
I think it's a beautiful place to close
that was dope
that was dope man
DC
I wasn't expecting this conversation
to be as dope as it was
I'm being honest
I mean I like to talk shit
the roller coaster of topic
yeah
talked about some real shit
I appreciate you
appreciate everything you're doing
shout out to you
and the guys 85 side
we definitely got a
come down to kick it with y'all.
Make sure y'all go get celebrity squares.
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Shout out the VH1.
Cutting the check.
Come on now.
Really appreciate you coming through to the studio.
Anytime y'all got me, man.
You know, I'm rock with child boy, man.
Nah, I fuck you.
Shit beautiful, man.
Y'allon shit, man.
Keep pop of y'all shit, man.
She's in blessing to air about it, man.
Of course.
Everybody.
It's no little.
Nobody.
Nobody.
Hey, man.
Look.
I know Ross probably at the highlight it.
that food to a D.C.
I'm just a little hurt, my boy.
That's all love.
D.C. Young Fly, Celebrity Squares, VH1.
This Sunday?
Every Sunday.
Every Tuesday.
Every Tuesday.
VH1.
Catch 85 South.
They're still on tour.
Yep.
I know they'll be in Texas soon.
Atlanta, I think in December.
I've seen one of the show December 8th.
I think I'm going to try to make it down to that December 8th show.
Shout out to the guys, man.
Shout out to what y'all doing, man.
We love you.
I appreciate y'all.
Another episode in the can.
I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger.
Peace.
You dick.
No.
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A win is a win.
I don't care what you're saying.
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