New Rory & MAL - Episode 214 | Rory Meets The Bang Bros

Episode Date: October 31, 2023

Happy Tuesday everyone. It’s officially the week of our LA show! Does anyone remember the grapefruit technique? Rory shares a story of when he tried it and Mal lets us know he travels with a squatty potty. Mal also finally admits he’s old. How would you want to die…by surprise or with loved ones? Mal asks one of the most odd questions about alzheimer's ever. Then we discuss getting hard at inopportune times. Demaris shares some tough news for Rory regarding his shower(head). We detour to costume play and discuss our potential spectrum status. It looks like s*xual activity has been taking place at the studio. Could you wife a pornstar? Rory shares that he has a very valuable password. It’s time for voicemails. Have you ever heard of the trolley dilemma? We discuss who on the team we’d run over with a train. Tune in as the guys discuss all of these random topics + more! LA we’ll see you soon.Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You never try a Coke? Have I ever tried it? Yeah. That's a yes. I had to say yes. You can just say yes. Different type of try. I've had to test it before.

So you like licked your, like you've gummed it. Have you ever snorted it? No. What does the gumming do? I don't understand. It's just a numbing agent. South Fas. It's just a different sensation.

Things like that. This isn't an ad, but I got Mucinex. Um, for a ad for Coke. The token Musonix for, uh, you do too much coke like the uh like off drops throat lozsinger thing mucinx has one now and i bought it before we went to toronto and it's really like tasting cocaine it just numbs your entire oh i know you're talking about a little blue joint yeah yeah he had even away from julian on the plane he was going

crazy he came up to me he goes my mouth is numb and he was like fucking give me some of that it was yeah it was like when you lick cocaine that's what mucinx is now doing so they have mucinex throat lozenges now yes okay promo code Rory Moore. They're trying to robot testing the game. They're trying to have like... No, but way crazy than robot tests. I'm saying it was cocaine.

Okay. But you didn't like give you outside of the numbing. It didn't give you any... There was no additional sensation. No, just numbing. Yeah. Oh, so it's like bad coke. Yeah.

You think if you like rubbed you, you took like one of those and like ate a girl out, it would feel different? It took like a robatessen. Like a numbing agent? Yeah, girls never did that with you. They never took like the spray to numbness. their throat and then give you it? No.

No. Like chloroseptic? We don't, we don't got to like, well, I don't got to like that. That's too much dedication. That's OD.

Yeah, what is she? That's like when NBA players step on that sheet to stick their shoes before they check into the game. That's what I've judged the girl for just having condoms in her purse. If she had like this spray, chilling.

Yeah. If she has chlorosceptic. Like her mask. She has chlorosceptic like in her medicine cabinet. And y'all getting into it. And before she gives you the phalachish, right? She just numbs her throat real quick. What does it do?

It just is like a steroid. Chloriceptic, it just numbs your throat. It's like if you have a sore throat. Sam, that's kind of great. Damaris, have you ever used that? Throat is that big. Throat? I never needed it.

No. Okay, Damaris. You got deep throat. Wait, so did you guys ever do like the, remember the grapefruit and the fruit roll-up shit? That was like going. Oh, my excuse me? No, they never did that. That's for you.

That's for your generation. I didn't do that. For those that don't know on Twitter, it was like a whole summer that was trending, that they were putting fruit. roll-ups and fruit by the foot around dick and sucking dick. And the grapefruit lady. Remember the grapefruit lady? That when that hit the internet, that's how it is forever embedded in my mind.

Oh, okay. So I didn't participate in the, yeah word, don't do that. It's a crew roll-up one. But I, you know, I had a woman tried that the grapefruit. Okay. Did? Yeah. How was that?

I follow trends. What do you want from me? Why would you do that? Because I was intrigued. But that doesn't, it's not like, was it like, greatfruit mini? It doesn't burn you? Wow. What are you trying to say by his dick, bro?

It didn't burn. I just, I feel like that. I feel like that's stupid. I feel like it would only burn if you had like a cut. If you're like open sores on it, yeah. Like if he gets in like a, if he was having a break. Well, it didn't. I mean, she was very gentle.

But like the grapefruit juice getting you a pee hole, no. That doesn't. Just had to shower immediately. Yeah, for sure. And do like with sheets you don't like you. And her, her saliva probably, um, cut down on the citric acid. You cut it, you know. Like, you know.

To do with Coke. Did she line? There was no, like. Did you did you watch seeds out? I know, I think the seeds She kept the seeds in She took his seed When this video hit the internet

Did you? Yeah, but no, you just cut the middle Pause, did you nut with the fruit on your shit? No, no, I didn't That'd be crazy She took that off and then continued on Make that shit a parfei But again, I'm too silly for this type

Did you eat the grapefruit? So we tried it and then like I was too goofy I was laughing. It was hilarious That's just so unnecessary Like she could just use her hands and do that That's so necessary It was cool

A girl wanted to try it with me And I couldn't It was too funny I couldn't try it I didn't even get to the point of like the fruit being involved Yeah Just the conversation alone was too funny I'm too silly for shit like that

But this started the trend of women Just like deep throading Objects on the internet Let's go That was such a weird time Play this let the time go She was She was a demon

She was a demon for show She went crazy I didn't have those moments That's like a pit bull. That should be an age. This is somebody's grandmother. 100%. Yeah.

Those just listening. But that's why they're just listening. But that's why they deep throat up. Dildo? Is that a Dildo? Yeah. But where's the grapefruit? Well, this was.

No, this is the warm up. Oh, there's the warm up. Like Jacob mixed tape. She didn't go like raw, like right on. Like you, she warmed it up. There wasn't just like dry skin to grapefruit. But where's the grapefruit?

Mine was dry skin to grapefruit. Oh, what the fuck, dude? This is not a good idea. Why? Why would you do that? The first time. It doesn't seem like it's fun. Every time you guys did some for the first time, you were great at it.

No, but I mean, that, we didn't follow the steps. There's a tech. That's the problem. Yeah, that's the problem. Yeah, she didn't follow it. She didn't follow it. It was an impulse. It's crazy.

There's no, there's no real. It's technically not said. Oh, no, this lips forever. Yeah. This lives on forever. This is, this is like, this is like George Herman Roof. Jesus. This is like the base.

the grapefruit sales and nuzz. I really do want like a TV show to exist one day of all the children and grandchildren of these viral videos. Like do a reality. Let's put them all in a house. Sit down with your kids. Like your grown adult kids and play this video back. That's the red table talk I want.

Yeah, like Jada, this is what you do. Never mind who you fucking. Get the grapefruit lady and her grown adult kids on the red table talk. This beat on men's and blueface and his mom. Oh. Where do you think like where did she? figure this out where did this become a thing

being horny and some people are creatives in them arms she a freak she'd be to freak her whole life julian how was the internet created it's just you know you know we had experts you just go for it we have people that experiment post not clarity someone says I saw the graver technique video on YouTube and I was gobsmacked

cob smacked is wild yo so I finally figured out that um you like grapefruit I've like figured out like how I know like I'm like considered old now like I figured out what I do you just figured that out yeah like sometimes you like I'm getting old but now I know you know what I do like I find myself doing a lot now when I got the big font on your iPhone no I'm not there I'm not there yet no I'm not there still regular font you yell at children

enjoying themselves yeah not there yet either joy joy just but I'm not far I'm not far from me like I get a little arthur fist whenever like I hear people like making noise like after certain hour I knew it I knew it I get a little butt I knew it my thing that I know my thing that I know is now when I go to like Starbucks or something, you know what I do? I tidy up like the condiments area. Wow. If it's like cinnamon on the thing and like sugar, I wipe it all off. Like I make sure everything is neat when I'm waiting for like my Starbucks. And then you look around and tell people, hey, it's flu season. Yeah, yeah. After he just touched everything. Hey, wash your hands. You got to be like a old black one. I'm like, y'all got this shit all messy.

Yeah. Like I'm at that. I'm at that. Oh my God. Like the cup, like the holders. If it It's like all over the place. Like, I'll straighten it up. Like, I'm at that, I'm at that point. I feel like you look out the window when it rains and go, we needed this. Yeah. And his knees hurt. I did that this week.

And everybody was like, oh, there's another weekend in a row. Like, you've been saying, like, I told you. It's like, rains out. Listen, man. We needed it. We need it. You got to have rain. You got to have rain on the head.

If you had a lawn, do you think you'd be like a lawn care guy? Like, mowing. 100%. Yeah. And don't you dare walk on it. Would you put a pink flamingo on it? Come on. A pink Supreme

Flamingo? Yeah, what if it was Supreme? I'm not that. It was an upside-down Flamingo? Yeah, no, I'm not good. What if, like, West Side Gun made it? Yeah, no. What if it said boom, boom, boom?

Like the-when-you-walk past it? The Flamingo had a Hitler massage. I might be it. If it says boom, boom, boom, I might be in on the flamingo. What if West Side Gun stole, so Hitler wears Hermit is like lawn gnomes? That might be fired. No, it wouldn't.

No, it wouldn't. That might be a good idea. A Hitler lawn gnome? Yeah. No, no, no, no, no. Probably not. No. I don't know, man.

Let's not suggest that for him. Yeah. I don't think anybody that sees that got to know, like, you have to laugh at that. That's not like a real. I don't know if that's the case. You think you laugh at it. What if I put like a white hooded lawn gnome? How would you feel about that?

Me? But you know how I think racism is funny. Like, I think if anybody is like racist. I know you think it's funny. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious. That's hilarious.

I think that's hilarious. Gotcha. Like if you're saying, put them next to each other. Exactly. Solidarity. Like, how do you not walk to somebody else and see that and be like, yo, that's fucking sick?

Like, you have to laugh at that. I'm not going to get offended. They be like, hey, move off of this block. Someone else is going to get defended. But the lawn gnomes said that. Right. Move off for this block. The lawn talk.

That's gay. I like that. What are the purpose of lawn gnomes? I always wonder. To keep you off of the lawn. That's actually a really good question. I don't know. I might like scare squirrels or some shit?

I don't know. They're ugly. So that was just wondering, like, what is the sore-coose significance of? They said originally they were thought to provide protection, especially of buried treasure and minerals in the ground. But they're like busts. Makes a lot of sense. Yeah, now that you think about it.

They didn't stop. I think now they're just more of like an aesthetic. Yeah. But they, in the old and times. Ball's definitely a garden gnome guy. Yeah. 100%. It got to be funny, though.

Your garden home's going to be holding them. It can't be this guy. Like, I don't know. That's like, come on. Why? You got to make it funny. They're always white. Yeah, that's because.

they're white. Well, yeah. Just like the little mermaid, just like Santa Claus, just like Jesus. Like, they're white. How do you not know that they're not white? Barbie. White. That's how the good Lord intended it.

Does Black Barbie have a different name? Issa. Nikki. It was Issa Ray. Evan movie. Okay. Tasha. Not Barbie, it's Tasha. Wasn't this supposed to be a mental health check-in?

Clearly we're all not. I'm good, man. I've accepted I'm telling you I've accepted I'm getting old and I'm cleaning up like the condiments area in Starbucks

like that's but that's your defining moment of whether you're good or not like if you didn't do that would you not be good you don't walk a little slower

and knees creak a little bit when you fucking that might have happened like 10 years ago for him I'm not that old your knees don't creak when you fucking mom damn

the only time my knees might creak is if like I squat like it's like that's not a natural you just don't just squat like once

If I do that, but just getting out the bed walking, no, I'm not there yet. Walking to your Squatty Potty. Yeah. I'm not there yet. Thank God. That was one of the funniest things I ever learned about Mall, like early on. He owns the Squatty Potty. Yeah.

As you should. And he travels with it. You got to bring it to. Wait, you say travel with the Squatty Potty? It's the only way he can put it. It's a collapsible squatty potty. He puts it in the airplane bathroom. Yeah.

It's my carry-o. Do your knees go over your shoulders? Not that. No, that's something else. That's not. That's not. It's gargoyling? Yeah, that's not.

I'm taking this kid. Have you ever tried it, though? No, I have not. It's very comfortable. Have you ever used the Squatty Potty? Like, not in the bathroom, though, for maybe extracurricular activities? No, no. Like, maybe get a grateful and the Squatty Potty.

No, no. And now's a party? Now, now's a party. Squatty party. No, I've never done that. I only use it if I'm using the bathroom. I don't use it a lot. But I do try to use it often because it is a whole different pooping experience.

That's something you laugh at when you see it. I'm a child. And then when you use it, you're like, okay. Really opens your sphincter. Yeah, it really like it gets everything. It's like the automatic. Yeah. It flushes you.

You need that. What age do you think you're going to freeze your sperm? Why? Did men have to do that at a certain age? No. I don't think so. That's the good thing about men is we don't have to freeze. Yeah.

Well, some people have low pounds. It could just be like oatmeal. It doesn't like, it doesn't have kids in an egg. You're nut looking like oatmeal as wild. No, you got to keep it warm. It's coagulated. It's like wine. No, no, you're not supposed to keep it warm.

Your sperm? Your sperm? Warm? If freezing is the... Freezing is the actual good thing. Freezing preserves. Yeah, but that's if I don't intend on, like, that's like if after I'm dead and gone. No, but don't keep it warm.

My nuts? Yeah. No, you're not supposed to keep it. You're killing spermies. Don't keep it on, like, the windows. Like they say, if you're trying to have a child, you should stay out of, like, saunas and steam rooms. Yeah, not hot. Yeah.

You need to, like, room temperature. Have you ever gotten your sperm checked? You smoke a lot of weed? Could have a little sperm count. How did that corally? You're a low tea. Oh, really? I don't think that I'll smoke that much wheat to wear.

It would affect me. You smoke every day, no age. I just feel like... Yeah. You squats. I'm doing squats more, too. Doing 100 squats a day. I was watching something...

How's your form? 100 squats a day is a lot. Buster squat right now. Yeah, you got... The way I do it is I get as close to a wall as possible. Okay. And I squat without my knees. That's...

This is up there with 48 mozzarella sticks. I don't know if you're doing 100 squats. A hundred squats today. Five sets of 20. Throughout the entire day or like in one sitting. How many... I got to see this form. You think he just does a hundred squats?

What's the daily routine? Like, you wake up, do you bang out 20? off the wake up or? Yeah. Okay. You do 20 squats off the wake up? I have never seen you do a single squat in the studio. We're here for like five hours.

I wash him up. But that's because I probably haven't done before I leave. You do in the bathroom? No, I just do it like walking around. I got the shower. 20 squats. You're not doing it. Eat 20 squats.

What? Yeah. 48 mozzarella sticks, 20 squats? No, no, no. Forty matrella sticks is something crazy. A hundred squats throughout a day is not harder. Have you ever done it in front of like a female guest? Yeah.

Like just broke out in the squat. On her face. Mm-hmm. She's squat on her business. You got to, you should do, y'all laughing, that's a big part of, like, getting up there in age, though. Just keeping your legs. Your knees, yeah. You should be doing some type of impact, too, so, like, jump roping.

You and Rory should start, like, jump roping. I never really got into the jump rope thing. Yeah, I know, but you need some type of impact. So you could run, you could do jump rope, but you need to have your knees. I definitely tried. I definitely, like, ran, like, full out sprint the other day, and I know my form was doing. What were you doing? Shoulders all big.

Oh, okay. So I had it like on a full, full like sprint. I was like, God, if somebody, I was in the gym by myself, I was like, I know that looked terrible. What's crazy about the dad bod is definitely in the worst shape of my entire life. I'm eating less but gaining more weight. I don't understand why that happens. You're not sleeping out.

Yeah, no exercise. Your metabolism is slowing down and you're also not eating correctly to keep it up. When's the last time you cried? Wine. This morning maybe, just because I didn't sleep and I was fat. You say that's when you cry, but are you a bad bitch? I put on some pants that I used to have to wear a belt with and I had trouble putting them on. Like, I'm getting fat.

You jumped to put it on? Are you drinking more? You shook it? No. I don't know if you're still. Still the large amount that I was before. You were fat in like 2019. Yeah.

After Paluzator, I got fat. Yeah, you were fat. You're not fat now. That was alcohol, though. That was like, you were partying hard. Eating terribly. Yeah, it was bad. Checks.

But then I lost a lot. of wait in 2019. Yes. You were stressed out. I guess. Yeah. Not really. No?

2020, you wasn't stressed out? No, it was great. We just sat in the fucking house. There's nothing to stress about. Such a great time. The pandemic was such a great time. I tell people that all the time. Like, that shit was fun.

I look. I had a great time during a pandemic. I'm sorry. Because I don't go anywhere anyway. Your grandparents didn't die. So who? They were going to die anyway. It doesn't matter.

Damn. Do you think about it that way? Yeah. They want their way out. Right? It's seen enough. You ever wake up one day? Like, you know, I've seen enough.

Like, show me something else. Now you understand. Yeah. Like, what's on the other side? Now you understand suicide. No, no, no. That's something totally different. I don't want to kill myself, but, you know.

Do what the fuck do you want to see? What's next? But I'm not going to, like, take myself out just to see what's next. But if God wants to take me in my sleep, it's like, I'm not fighting it. In your sleep. Yeah, that's the way I want to go. I want to go to sleep. sleep and it's like,

not wake up. Really? You don't want to just be like surprised? It would be a surprise. It would be a surprise. Like you're there. Because I feel like if you go to sleep, you'll start to go unconscious

and then hit whatever is on the other side. Yeah. And that'll be a gradual thing. But like, if you think just bus, that's kind of cool. You wake up at a Michael Jackson concert? Oh, man. I don't,

that's how you would want to go? Not by. I don't want to be hit by a bus. I don't really know how I want to die. If you're going to get killed, not like murdered, but killed. Would you want it to be blindsided?

Like, if you see, to Rory's point, if you're crossing the street and a bus, just, you're done. But do you want, like, if you're in a car car, do you want to see it coming? Like, do you want to do that, oh, fuck, moment? Or, like, would you rather just have it happen and then it's over? Just let it happen. Yeah, put it, like, bullet in the back of the head.

Yeah, I'm good on them. I'm cool. I don't want to see it happen. This may be like, like, in an airplane crash. You're like, work, I know what's going to happen. Oh, that's suck. I don't want to die terrified. That's my biggest fear is being on this plane

with Julian and Pease and it falls down. I'm like, fuck. Just peed is just vaping. Yeah. Like, as beautiful. Is that the wing smoking? It's just peed. It's just peed.

Like, don't fight it, man. This is it. Well, definitely peed. This is it, man. Just don't fight it. One more pool, bro. This is how we're going out. Don't fight it.

I feel like even the scenario that everyone, like, talks about on the deathbed surrounded by family and then you just go peacefully. I hate that. Give me anxiety. Oh, that's why, like, I would prefer the quicker way. Having all my family there, like, telling stories, like, would just, I don't know. Too much of that.

Like, your family telling your stories, and it's like, but what if they, like, you can't, like, you're at the age where you can't really speak no more? And one of them, they're lying? Yeah, it's like, I ain't never said that. Like, y'allie, now y'all just freestyle. Like, I never said that. Yeah. That's the, I would be mad at that. Like, don't come to my funeral line.

Don't say, yo, one time we went here. No, we didn't. Someone's definitely going to be lying in your funeral. 100%. Yeah. Speaking of COVID and grandparents dying. So when my grandfather passed, we knew it was probably coming within the next day or two days. So he was unconscious but alive.

And the nurse let us call in and everything. So it was like 15 people in my family all on one call. Can't see each other. Can't see my grandfather. Just like telling awkward stories. It was the weirdest hour and a half of my entire life. It's not like we were looking at my grandfather. We were just on a phone.

Yeah, no, no, no. That's weird. awful. And again, I'm inappropriate and I don't take things seriously when I should. Like, anytime, like, one of my cousins is like, Grandpa, like, I wanted to start laughing. Jesus Christ. He's unconscious. He's not going to respond. You can't say. He's not going to respond. Like, I get why we're supposed to do this.

You feel like you have to do it. I think I don't know why we get them. FaceTime would have been better though. Yeah, but he's not. But at least like you could see. But at least you could see. Yeah, but that hurts. Like, you know what I'm saying? It was like a silent phone call And like We couldn't see each other So people didn't know when it was their turn to go And then like some people started stories at the same time

It was just Roy was cutting everyone off I was dead quiet I don't know I'm not with shit like that Like don't call me to be like yo You know like grandpa's You know any day now

Like we're gonna get on call like I'm not I'm the silly relative Like don't do that Because I'm gonna be making jokes now And there also wasn't He didn't even like you. There wasn't like a pre-production call either. Like, we had a moment that the nurse allowed us to do that.

And, like, everyone just started calling everyone. This was the time we had. So I get on the call of my dad. It's like, all, Roy, tell your favorite grandpa story. There's just so many. He looks at any notes. Like, you couldn't have given me a heads up before, so I could have come with something dope.

Not you prepare material. That's sick. No, I'm not doing. But just off rip, like, imagine answering phone. All right. Grandpa's gone tomorrow for sure. Tell me your favorite memory. Like, oh. Yeah, no, that's, I was in the middle of making breakfast. Yeah. Even hospice is kind of like the concept of it is you come in to see your loved one. It's about to go. And it's like, they're going to die. Like, there's no, this is going to end.

Like, even the nurses, you're like, oh, you're so you're here to see my dad like die. Okay. Like, there's nothing you can. Have you ever been to hospice? Yeah, when my grandfather passed. But I was young. That is such like a eerie. But he was like 97, 98. So it was like. Yeah, I think were you that old? Yeah.

And he went peacefully in his sleep. But it's like, I feel like my mom's like it's important for us to go see him. And then we're like there and I'm just like 11. I'm like, now what? He's okay. He's dying. Yep. He's still dying.

Like what am I supposed to do in that moment? Yeah. No, hospice is definitely like, I went to see one of my friends. His dad was in hospice. And I went with him. And that just like literally like you said, everybody there knows. Like, we're just coming every day to see my loved one until, you know, he passes. It's like, you're not making it out of it.

No. Like, this is the stop before. Like, that's it. This is like being at the gate at the airport. And you're waiting for the flight, bored the flight. Like, you know he's long as well. Yeah, pull the clock. I don't know if your flight is born yet, but like you better, you hear.

You know, it was also like a blast after my grandfather passed. My grandmother had Alzheimer's. So telling her every day that he was dead was of. That's like 50 first days. Did you just start making up scenarios? Like, at some point we just really just started fucking with her. We were fucking with her before.

Jesus Christ, what's wrong with her? Wait, she died and died. We love my brother. Yeah, I know, I'm sure you do. She had a weird way showing you love her, but she would do the same to me. Would she? And I also had like this strange feeling that she was faking it.

That's why I didn't mind. Oh yeah, you said that. Faking Alzheimer's? Yeah. She would have moments. She would have moments. I'd be like, that bitch is lying. Roy's wild.

Broi's wild. Your grandmother's making Alzheimer's so she doesn't have to talk to you. Yeah. That's a good bit. That's the Farrell's. No, I'm not going to lie. And then y'all leave and she's like,

oh, thank God they feel like that. At the beginning of my grandmother's, when she started first getting dementia, so like she would have her like lucid moments and her not. I could see some of the moments where she just was pretending not to know people that were coming up to her. Like we were at big family events and was like, oh, who is this?

It's like, grandma, you are completely lucid right now. Eventually it got full-blown Alzheimer's. But yeah, in the beginning, I felt like she was. cherry picking doing a bit of a buffet of when she was coherent and not coherent to be honest it felt that way what if somebody has Alzheimer's and they're gay and they forget that they're gay that's i don't think it's a really weird it's really don't think they're that they're gonna forget they're gay what you don't think that's possible it's not like a but like break that down

yeah like like like i'll learn to be here you're not like i don't say i'm say i'm gay and uh you know i have a lot of rats and then like you know like my my my my my my love that's and then like you know like my my lover like pulls his cock out and he's I'm like whoa like what the fuck like he Louis C K'd you yeah but that may have been just at a sheer yeah like surprise that someone just pulled their dick out yeah I don't think it would change the desire of wanting dick pulling your dick out of hospital you think you would be wild you would forget you were straight you can't do that what do you think you'd forget you were straight no I think you just are straight we're entering into Hitler lawn homes not that's right everyone's straight it's like he

just are. The frogs are gay. Yeah, when you're straight, you just are. So what do you think happens along someone's a life that what, what's the switch? Like, what's the moment that goes from straight to gay? I don't know. I've never asked a gay person at. Asked to Marius. You're born gay. You might not know that you're gay or be willing to admit that you're gay, but you're born gay. At the average age of Alzheimer's, like, how active are you sexually to begin with? I feel like people who are they fucking nursing homes, but not a hospice. More like necrophilia at that point. They fuck the patients. That's borderline.

Yes. So you think that you're born gay, Demaris? Yes, I do. Okay. You was born that way. Lady, I said it best. Was born an American. That too.

You know? All right. Cool. I'm just saying I don't think you're born gay. So you think it's the soybeans that are making people gay. I think it's a choice. I think people just like what they like. Yeah, like how they were born.

I like the Knicks. Because I was born in New York. and I was like... Like, I wasn't born, I wasn't born like in chicken or steak. Were you born straight? Some I was introduced to it and I was like, hey, I like that. So I think it's the same thing. You're saying it's conditioning.

You think that every... You don't think that... I'm not going to say conditioning. I'm going to say, I think you try shit, you introduced to something and that's what you like. I don't think you're born with that, though. I think you developed that. You develop a life for something. So then why...

So how do people discover gayness if they're not gay? Yeah. And why straight the default setting at birth? They have sex with the same sex, and they feel. figure out like, oh, this is what I like. I don't think they're born that way. You don't think that in order for them to like their dick to get hard to have sex with the opposite sex, you don't think that they were attracted to the opposite sex?

Yeah, but things you're attracted to, it's not because you were born attracted to that. It's not like that was in you at birth. So you being attracted to women wasn't in you at birth? But I didn't just happen to stumble upon a woman first. And I was like, well, this is me now. Like I'm straight. When I was, I remember being young enough where I looked at girls and thought the idea of kissing a girl was disgusting. I remember that.

Yeah, because your hormones hadn't developed yet. So I'm saying you develop this attraction to whatever it is. Yeah, your hormones. Yeah, but I don't think it's a boring thing. I think that you just are, you like what you like as you get older, becoming adults. Like, I like that. I like that.

Like, that's what I like. I don't think that you're born with that, though. I don't, I don't think. But I've never had the desire to explore anything but straight. I wasn't conditioned straight. I just was straight. I didn't, I'm not saying people are conditioned. gay. I'm just saying that adults when they become sexually attracted. But they're not adults.

You learn about sexual attraction at a very young age. And that's a problem. No. That's not a problem. That's natural. That's your body's natural response. You couldn't control the first time your dick got hard when you were younger. You weren't an adult when that happened. Yeah, but that has, but that's not just a, your dick doesn't just get hard from a sexual thing though. That's not just a sexual thing that you don't get aroused. Just not a sexual thing. My dig get hard. I'm going to just, I'm going to just pick. is. Yeah, but that's just part of puberty. I'm saying my dick would get hard because of women. And I didn't like see a dude and it got hard. And then I was like, no, I think I'm going to go the other way. Yeah, but like even when you wake up, like when women wake up when we have like a stiffy. Sometimes we wake up.

We're not thinking about pussy or whatever. Like, we're not thinking about sex. No, but I agree. That exists. But the only way it also exists with me is with a woman. Right. Yes, but I don't think that's because you were born that way. I think that that's just what you like.

That's what you just developed an attraction through. You love pussy. do you dick get hard ever going through tsa no no it's not the pre-check line the no was just so clear I'm just trying to think like out loud like what's like the last time you got hard at like a random bone

at an inopportune time yeah like a church or something oh I mean when you're younger and going through puberty you're hard in class church I definitely got in hard during recording one time I'm sorry during recording who are you recording

us not horrible you 12 o'clock talked right before 12 o'clock Do you remember harder and horrible? Do you remember the context? It was just random. And I was just like, it was definitely in Rory's house.

I was just like, okay. Oh my God. I see what. We're hard in my home? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Sorry. I think I was having flashbacks. Of what?

Of me fucking. I'm not going to put that on Edd's jacket. Of all the amount of times, the amount of hours we logged at Rory's house. I was definitely hard in there too. When and Julia definitely had a wet dream again. Okay, let me just, I was never hard in your house. I appreciate that. Every time you walked in the Roar, it was just there was nothing.

Is this like post-Lutu? And it's just-in-Rory's out. Like the morning after, yes. Yeah, exactly. See? Yeah. There's a random, like, go there. True residge.

In Rory's house? No. Not in, like, go in with the intention of like, yeah, I didn't want to be hard in his house. You were conditioned from my home. No. Wait, no. Wait, what?

You saw Basley. Bayle was licking my feet. That's conditioned. Oh. Look what you guys did to my home. Nothing. I didn't know that's home now. They're sick.

They're sick. You slept there more than anyone. Right. I slept there. Roy's house. You've definitely, you never watch porn in his house? Damara's definitely. I mean, I didn't watch. I didn't watch. I didn't watch. Now you lying. Don't do that. I did not watch. Why would I watch porn in Rory's house? That's weird. No, no, no, no. Real shit, true shit. I believe her. I'll be real.

That's real. I have never watched porn in Rory's house. Have you ever masturbated? I have masturbated in Roy's shower. So what the point? He wasn't, no, no, but he wasn't home. Who cares? He was, he was at home. Yeah, how nice of you? You shop the whole shower head in your clam. At least he's out. At least he's running errands. What the fuck? The guest... And she probably...

How long before you did? You know she definitely didn't get a shower. He was out of town. He was out of town. Oh, she's kidding. Yeah, you were going to town. I was sliding around that bitch like Tom Cruise and my thoughts. Yeah, that's like having a free crib.

That's my mother's bathroom. Yeah, no, not anymore. No, no, no. That was my room before was anybody else this room? Yeah, but my mom uses it the most. I got news for you. It's not. It's not her bathroom.

See, it makes our boners look less... No, no, because, no, that's weird. Like y'all just Oh, they didn't like, I didn't go. I didn't get hard to be like, let me fix this right now. And cranked one out. I was drunk. It was like 2 a.m.

Like that's the-m.? Masturbating in the shower drunk at 2 a. You finished? Wait, wait, hold on. So no porn, you're just like off you memory masturbated in my house? She's lying. No, I didn't watch your videos. Pulling porn up in Rory's house is crazy.

I didn't do that. Pulling porn up in his house was crazy. How is that? Getting off in his shower isn't that crazy. Because I feel like porn is like an experience, right? Like, when you pull up porn, like, you're settling. in for a session.

Like this was a quick beatoff. Well, you like the storyline? No. I didn't know women masturbate. You heard the voice, right? No. Masturbate anywhere. Just the idea of a woman masturbating standing up is funny to me.

She did not masturbate. You have very strong jets in that second shower. Did you hear that? I mean, I assumed it was because there was like one leg in the like in the soap in like one leg up. Oh, are they like this hot? Like did you like bend over in front of it or what was the? Did she water up my asshole?

I don't know. You don't know what you're in. too, damn. Yeah, she gave up a calonic a nice bidet. This is why you can't let nobody's put in that out. Look, you just got random bones.

That's more of a violation. Like, people can fuck in my career. That's cool. You have. I've never. I feel like masturbating is more of a violation than fucking in my home. Absolutely.

Why? And I don't know why, and I can't really explain. One just feels weirder to me. Go fucking my career. Cool, but like, you can. I don't know. That's a whole other being. A little bit.

Are you offended if a girl, like, masturbates after she just left your house, like, you had sex? Yes. Like, she gets home. I mean, if she. I've went in the bathroom. If she came with me, then do whatever. If you want to do it again, go ahead.

I don't care. Do whatever. Just not my mother shower. Girls can have back-to-back orgasms. Men can't. Just hurry up. Just so he's like mom's shower. You said girls can have what?

Girls can have back-to-back-to-back-to-back orgasms. Like, men can't really do that. So, like, I could be like, like, I'm like ready for like my third orgasm when they're in their flow state yeah listen you can't make your girl come just have her come to my shower I don't get the job done okay he's never gonna let that that's why I hate when you guys ask me questions about my life that's your fault I didn't I didn't think we were going to learn that about you today I think but I do we did we do that already I think I probably said before we started recording if you guys are comfortable saying costume play apparently that's it that's in the work no we know you do it I don't

cape over here. I don't understand the judgment here. Why I can't fuck with a hogwood cape. Well, you're in, so you're in the costume play. I wasn't judging. It was just a... No, no, no, because costume play makes it seem like I particularly went and... I don't know.

It was a Halloween. It wasn't like I went and wanted to wear a robe. Not last year. I didn't, like, specifically wear this robe to fuck it. That's different. You were just happened to have the robe on and happened to fuck. I was definitely still in my costume from that Halloween, yeah. Yeah.

Okay. Yeah. Does that make a costume play? What costume was she wearing? Yeah. That changes a lot. Was she Hermione? Maybe she like Greta Thubberg.

No. Poison Ivy. A. Okay. Yeah. Which was sick because she did have the fake red hair, so the wig had to come off eventually. So yeah, that's like you had sex with two days. Even in the fake world, you wouldn't fucking ginger.

But I wasn't like, right. But it wasn't like I specifically wanted to fuck Poison Ivy as I was a Hufflepuff student. That's coffee. Austin play. Tomato tomato. Just tomato tomato. I don't know. Holy shit.

I think it'd be so weird if I fucked a ginger. It's so red. That is a lot of red in one room. A lot of reddish type shit. It's like two redheads fucking is really strange to me. That's odd. I got a joke, but I don't know if it's appropriate. You just said, Gainess is taught.

You just talked about how, you just said a hangar in no more. I just think. See, I'd never. You said Hitler knows would be lit. You want Hitler on your lawn? As long as it's Supreme. Yeah. All right.

So it's like two ginges fucking. Is that like two autistic people fucking? I'm sorry. I didn't see that coming. I'm like, I'm like, I love you. Sorry. Or like two people with Down syndrome.

Is that how you look at it? Well, it depends what part of the spectrum. Okay. The color spectrum. First of all, I think it's great that autistic people fuck each other. You want to make that clue. Yeah.

I'm very pro. Autism. Do autistic people have sex? I'm sure. There's so much a degree of autism. You have sex? You have autism? You can't. Nah, don't false claim tism. That's false valor.

Yeah, like, don't do that. False valor. Yeah, I won't say I'm on the spectrum because that's been dying. Y'all doubting I have autism, but just like they completely left Rory out. They're like, we're doubting that any of us have autistic. I didn't masturbate in my friend's shower. That doesn't make her autistic. That makes her horny.

It's a difference. I just feel like people with autism, I feel like sex is just too much for their sensors. Like, is this like sensor overload, right? Because that's what autistic people have. It's like sensitive, right? Because like if there's too much happening, it triggers them. I just feel like sex will be way too much for somebody with autism. No.

They can learn a old song in 10 seconds, but they can't handle Michigan. People are wild horny. Yeah. That's their whole thing. Oh, for real? No, that's not their whole thing. They're like violent horny? They fuck like animals.

I never knew that. If this is true, no, can we look to stuff seriously? because I didn't know that. It's not true. There's like autistic people are exceptionally horny. Like you can't just... Autism dead ass is a spectrum. So it is.

That's what I'm saying. It's like it doesn't... It's not like just someone's autistic. Okay. So like one of my favorite movies ever, right? Raymond with Dustin Hoffman. Okay. Right? He has autism. They have a greater desire for sexual and romantic relationships.

Okay. I didn't know that. Males with ASD were found to engage more in solitary sexual activity. What solitary sex? Yeah, what a solitary sex? Fucking yourself. Beating off. Oh, that's it?

That's solitary? All right. So yeah. Demaris has been diagnosed. it's one time in your house and now she's autistic it's listen you guys had raging boners at my house first of all who said raging raging I think y'all walking around with a hard dick around a budget

I didn't walk around it is weirder to meeting I'm not like holding the pre-production meeting I'm with you on that I'm with you on that I'm not like in the middle of pre-production meeting like bricked up oh no it's during recording for me you see that's sick I was having thoughts sorry I also don't believe any of you that have say you haven't fucked in this office I just don't believe it I'd have

I've never fucked I've never fucked it. Julian's definitely fucking. There's no way he hasn't. He has for sure. A million percent. Look at him. He don't even know before we got here this morning.

He don't even know his cameras are here. No there aren't. I'm not going to lie. That's scary me when you said that. No, there aren't. No, there aren't. You really don't have about the cameras? There's no cameras here.

Yes, it is. You masturbated in the studio bathroom? I swear out. I swear I did not masturbate in the bathroom. No. She masturbated on the couch. No, I have not masturbated. Underneath the neon.

I have not masturbated in this office. I have not masturbated. Have you thought about it? No. Have you given heads this office? First of all, this is live. Oh, no. She sucked it.

That's why she asked us how long before we got here. She sucked it before we got here. I was like, things are moved around. She sucked it before we got here. Never closed unless we're recording. They were closed. Yeah, she sucked it before we got here. No.

100%. Oh, yeah. If the curtains are closed, that's yet. And I was the first one here. Like, I caught them technically. Is this on? How soon? Who was that?

I fucked on the roof. Really? Oh, yeah. I've never been to that. Adam was there. We have a... Wait, wait. Say that properly.

Say that properly. I don't know if you can say that. This is a long time ago. This is after Rory, you did your album thing. We came back. Go on. Remember the girl that I brought to that? Yeah.

Yeah. She was pretty. No name. Low reflection. And we came back. It was me, Ed and Yomi and her. We were playing music. Wait.

Say that very properly. Yeah, that's all the same. Sounds crazy because we left by that time when that happened. No, no, you were here. You were just down here. I was upstairs. I didn't know that. Yeah.

So we went, I hadn't been on it. I was curious. I genuinely was. Curious guy. We went on the roof and then it was like, oh, this is a nice roof. And then. You should probably fuck. Yeah.

And then by the time we came back down, hit him and yel me were gone. Yeah, I was definitely picked out the one. I was like, hey, Julian, we're leaving. And no sound. And we just left. So you took a like, dude of fire escape? Yeah, yeah. It's really nice.

The roof's pretty nice here. I didn't even know. we could go up to the roof. That's so... It's only a floor. We're close at top. The marriage was like, had I known that. Yeah. So there's like condoms up there or something? Condoms. You can't use a raw roofing. You can't use a condom on a roof roof. That's crazy.

Is that... You're not going to put this shit law. It's like wearing a mask in a strip club. It's like got gravity. You can't get pregnant. He said it's like we're in a mask. I agree with it. Look at the setting. You know your surroundings. Yeah. Time and place. Just want to make sure like you didn't fucking any of these chairs or

that's like how... No. He's lying. He's lying. Yo, listen, man, I felt something kind of flaky on this arm. Flaky is nasty. I thought it was too. That's Rory's dandruff.

Wow, wow. We're giving Rory dandruff now? Roy just has skin dandruff? Yeah. White people just peels? You mean condition? You're like gold member? I think I'm just putting lubiderm in my hair.

Like, oh. No, he means like your skin. Like you don't wear skin. Oh. Oh, well, no. No, Rory uses like cocoa butter. We're using like cocoa butter, coconut oil. Yeah, I mean, you went through the bathroom, so you know.

Oh. Ew, did you use any of his products? Oh, my God, did you? I want to know why is DeMaris fucking in the office. I was not fucking in the office. She wasn't fucking in the office. She was sucking a dick in the office. I did not.

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I. You said, I, I, I, I did not. Did you do. That's crazy. Damn, dude, we got to get some. We pay the ready. Like, we got to get some fucking tail-looking here, man. You don't remember he said right there, bro.

More you being here. Never. I'm gonna slap this shit. I'd never be to here. Nothing? No. Never, bro. I would say if I did.

I never, never had it. The baby's always around. Yeah. The what? What? I never even thought about it, actually. That's the funny part. I've definitely thought about it.

Oh, I mean. Oh, for sure. I mean, hypothetically, I would if the opportunity presented itself. The opportunity presented itself. Shut the fuck up. Admittedly, when we first moved in here, You guys saw on the weekends, I'd have a few friends here. I haven't done that in a very long time.

I haven't had people over here. Yeah, he, like, lived here when we first moved here. Yeah, I haven't been here. I'm just more nervous of Edin fucking in here more than anyone because he knows how to operate on it. Why? You can just take it to the next level. You run a tape. Why?

What do you got to think I'm going to do? Because the way the cameras are set up, like, you can, on your little, uh... I'm not, first of all, if I'm fucking in here, I'm not recording it with these cameras. Yeah, but you also know how to use all the cars. I'm recording it with my phone. Okay. But you'd put it on a tripod. Yes.

all these tripods here and you just, yo, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would you, would ask me this. Would you? Would you? Do you want me to do that for you? Yeah. Yeah. Seriously. Yeah, sure. You would have to bat an eye though. I have to be, like, yeah. So, wait, you would want him in the room for it. No, just set it up for him. No, just set up. I don't have to be in. Oh, I thought. Oh, I thought you meant like, we could give him like four angles, 4K and I don't got to be in there. Like, how we did with the squirt lady. Yo, that was so fun Getting like right up on me

Like I would Oh no I would not do that Edd was getting like Edd was getting like Sprinkled on That shit was crazy You have to send me that Yeah I have that

That was so Yeah I'm so glad you guys like that I never saw it I never watched the The full one Oh it was Oh shit Yeah

That was funny I have never been so uncomfortable Her squirting Like a geyser Like a geyser And malls just like Scroling on his phone It was hilarious

Yeah No she squirt it up About the light The blunt She put it out She was counting You know, remember that? No smoking here.

He said, no smoking you here. I was like, oh, my bad. For those of you who weren't aware at the time, on our Patreon, at one point, we had, we went to a sex dungeon and visited with a young lady and a young man. And they did a whole show for us. I love it, too. Break the fourth wall. It was a sex garage. Shout out to Mr. Marvel.

Damn, don't come. Don't, come on, man. Mr. Marvel. I just thought it was interesting. It would be his dungeon, you know? He had that shit set up. No, he got, no, that's like a legit setup. He has daily clients.

And it just like goes to show you when you live in like those gated communities and like townhouses. You really never know what your neighbors are doing. That's what you call working. That's what you call working remote. He's doing? That's working remote. Bro, you get to have people come over and you just play with flicked beans all day? Yeah.

That's pretty exhausting. Oh, I'm sure. I mean. What's you got like Tommy John surgery? Like, wouldn't that fuck up your farm? What's Tommy John's? I feel like that like a witcher's injury. He has like lips, he has like,

he has like, legs and spikes. He's never like, trust me. He's good for the next 40 years. Yeah. 40 years. But I feel like that would mess up your, your mental connection with sex. Like if sex because,

or that becomes like your job, pleasing women becomes your job, how do you balance that in like your real life? Like how do you know? Like what? True women like shit in your real life. I start sucking big. I think that was like his fiancee that we saw.

That was his side chick. Yeah. Well, not his side chick, but his girlfriend. Oh. His client. That was his. business partner.

Yes. Yeah. I mean. No, but that was also his girlfriend. That was his girlfriend, too. He has a, he has a girlfriend. Remember, he answered the phone for his other girlfriend. Yeah.

I remember that. He's like, shut up. Bitch, I'm working. I was like, that's their thing. Yeah. That's fire. Be home when I'm home. And then they sell them like $500.

Yeah. See? Bitch didn't I tell you I'm here working? I mean, I feel like it's, you could separate it if he, like, actually likes the girl over. Yeah. Exactly. This is a gig.

Yeah. Would I like porn stars have, like, relationships? Right? Yes, yes. Yes, I'm assuming so, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah. One is the job.

One is... Could you have a wife of porn star? No. No. We had this comment. We have it. I had this number. We did.

We fucked a porn star. It's not to my knowledge, but I would. We know you would. But you would never wife a point. Hell no. No. No. Okay.

Why? You can handle that. I just, no. That's not the body of work. I want to align myself. That's not the art you look at it. Yeah, no. I'm like, oh, my.

The girl's an artist. What does she do? Just fucking put her name. Born Hub's search bar, this cognitive dissidence bar. Yeah. But like, what if that's just how the universe worked and that was your true soulmate? It's not. Like, you would foul fate.

It would be my whole mate. Like, that's just how the cards were dealt to you, that this is your soulmate. He wants a different type. There are some pretty. It's your best friend. Who does she's retired? Okay. Interesting.

She hasn't done any scenes in like, how far out? Five years, six years. Five, six years. But she has a career. She's not just like living off the land. Not only does she have a career. She's like a legend though. No, no, I mean like independent of porn.

Say she retired like 27. Yeah, yeah. She started like writing books. She's like she's a real artist. Like she has sculptures. Like she's a sculptor. She's doing really well. Like she's...

Like there's one porn star that pivoted out of the game. And now she's like a model and like a fashion person. And she's pretty well respected in that scene. I can't remember her name. But yeah, like I feel like she's established herself independent. Like the porn is secondary. And I'm pretty sure she's had people go back and scrub all her porn off the internet. So now it's like it doesn't even exist.

No, it does. Nah, we're talking about somebody whose videos are still up. So that's what I was going to say. What if their videos were viral? Like I could still beat off to you, bitch. But it was like five, six years ago. And exactly. I would really have to love her.

But she would definitely have to be out the game. Like I'm not. Don't have foot to have one scene a week. No. Fuck that. So you couldn't do what Adam does. Hell no. No.

Yeah. Yeah, I think I'm out. I'm cool. Yeah, I'm just cool. Yeah, I couldn't be with a porn star. You fucking porn star? Yeah. How many?

Two or three? Let's go, more. Like in there, in, like, in game shape or like where they were tired? Game shape is great. In game shape. Fresh off the playoffs. Oh, wait, wait, what? Yeah.

Do we know them? I don't know if you would know them. So they're not porn stars. That's what's also interesting about porn. Yeah. Everyone's a porn. Everyone's a stuff. Well, now it's a lot of only fan shit.

Not everyone's on the Globetrotter, somewhere on the generals. Oh, wait, only fans counts? That's like, that's actually really good. Yeah. There's only fans. That I've fucked a porn star. This clips of, like, there's like big videos of only fans, girls. Oh, then I have, if that count, I fucked only.

Yeah, that's, but that's, but I didn't meet them through. I just. Yeah, I didn't meet them. Only fans is like independent. Those are independent. Like, they're not signed exclusively to like. Right, right. I don't know.

I'm old school. They got to be, like, on a real porn site. Like, what's a real porn site? I'm not assigned to the majors. Yeah. What's a real point side for you? The independent circuit. Show me your Brazzers contract.

Yeah, there you go. Yeah. You got to be signed a Warner. Ten beats a day for three signs. Yeah. So then maybe only one then. It was like a real sign to a major. And then the rest were like big on Only fans.

You had a lot of chemistry with Alexis on that podcast we did? Alexis, Texas. Yeah. I had a lot of chemistry with her. I felt so. Did I? She is a podcast, no. Yeah, we did her podcast.

Yeah, she has a great podcast Alexis, I mean, you know, that was just interesting because when you've seen somebody as much as I've watched Alexis is like, now to sit here and have like a conversation with smoking weed together as like, how much I've watched that? Is it weird and horny of me that

I went and like Googled her after our interview? You didn't know who she was before? I knew what she was, but I promised you. He had seen any of her scenes. I was never seen any of her scenes. I knew of the name. He wasn't familiar with her game. She's a porn star.

Yeah. Familiar of her. But I did get back to the hotel and take a gander. You pawed. You ponged down. I did not stimulate myself, but I did look just to see. I don't know. You see you took a game.

Was that creepy, though, because we just spoke to her? Not really. I felt weird about it. That's her job. I mean, no. I'm sure people have watched clips of you after they've seen your mom. Yeah, but Rory's not fucking plowing someone. Yeah.

It's him in this chair doing this. Though someone was trying to hack my Gmail all weekend. Mine too. Maybe. maybe they might see it. Somebody was trying to hack both of yelgians? Yeah. That's concerned.

That's so weird. And that is concerning now. Did you change your passwords? I have that like number block Google app thing. Oh. So like that's good. Even if you guess the password, you have to like go find shit. Yeah.

Jesus. But anyways, Alexis Texas, great work. I will say after I watch. You like a, you like a technical work. I felt like I should have put more respect on. her name. No, she's a lot. And maybe flirted with her

the way you did. Wow. Shade. Yeah. I was complimenting. And that's why you gotta do, that's why you gotta do your due diligence

before you sit down with people. Do my research? Yeah, so then you know how to flirt. I don't know. I mean, I don't know if I'm her type. You don't know if you're her type? I feel like porn stars more than anyone

have like a variety of type. Yeah. But I mean like in real life. Oh, well, yeah. Well, what do you mean? Like, you don't think she would fuck you for free. Like, it would have to be a contract involved. Yeah.

I don't think she'd do a contract either. Like if she saw you with a talent, she's like, you know what, I'm actually cool on this. Yeah, just the vibe I call it. I think she has scenes with guys that had a ginger. Oh, okay. You're like, when the bang bus was kind of pummeling around Miami and they were just like grabbed dudes that were at the bus stop off the street

and throw in the back. Roy could be one of them. Roy looks like one of those guys. And he's like mad shot. Those guys are fans of the podcast. I'm sure. The bus people? Yeah, bang bros.

Hey, let's go. They gave me. Get Julian on them. I have like a. legacy account with them. Excuse me? What's that like a lifetime? You have a legacy?

They gave me a username. It's their email. Can I have it? And you haven't shared it? No. Put in the group chat. What?

Yeah. I'm sure they like. I can't betray them like that. It's like sharing a Netflix password. I'm not just going to. What? It's exactly like that. They still put out new content or is?

I'm sure they. Yeah. I'm sure. They're going to put out content as long as girls are. They do, now they do fan. As their van has gas. As long as they.

As long as they have gas, girls are out of high school, they got content. But it was so funny when they met them in Miami with the old pod. We did a show. Of course, you got in the band. And they went to the show. They went to introduce themselves to me after the show, like when we're kicking it, talking with fans. And I was like, I know who you are. You know, you don't need to introduce yourself, sir.

I've seen your work. You said, take your pants down. I know what you look. Bang Bros. Good guys, though. That's legendary. Bang Bros is legendary. Yeah, it was, it was three of them.

Three owners. Real businessmen. Yeah, I mean, maybe I'll share it. It was in Miami? Yeah, Miami show. This might be a pause if dicks pop up. Yeah. I want to see their faces.

Julie just Google bang bros guys. But that wasn't real, like, they didn't really pick people up. No, I know. Bang bus. No, those are all like. Hate actors? Yeah.

Yeah. What an interesting concept, though. It works like fucking a van. You want to look a bang bus. Sorry. Owners. Well, it's the bang. It's the same.

Fair. Maybe we should do something like that. Not sexual. We pick people up and they eat 40. Children or something? Like put them in vans. What do you? Yeah, what are you suggesting?

I've only seen. We had like a traveling. If we had a traveling bus and we like pretended to like pick up random people but it was like other podcasters. Okay, I like that. And you guys like podcasted on the bus. That's actually really good. Wait, what?

Huh? Oh. Sorry. Are there any, are there any podcasters? You want to fuck worry? No. there's no podcast. But define podcaster.

Anybody that has doing a podcast. Oh, then probably because everyone has a podcast now. Oh, yeah. Like, does she have a microphone

she bought from Best Buy? Like, yeah. We're putting that in? Like how, does she have a mic stand? Yeah. Is she in the majors?

None of the majors. I'm friends with all of them. Like, that's fair. Mm. I've never viewed them. You never fucked your friend before? I think you and Bobby would hit it off. That would be a sick.

Mm-hmm. I don't know if I want to say something, but. Say it. Oh, Mandy won't give a fuck. It was a really long time, really, really long time ago. Mandy did ask if she could watch me to sleep with a girl that she knew when we were all out together and then we were leaving and she asked if she could watch. I was like, Mandy, no, we're friends.

That's weird. No. She's like, no, I want to participate. I just want to watch. I'm cool. Did you still sleep with your friend? Yeah, I was like dating her at the time. Would you let one of us watch?

Well, not dating. Fucking when we text each other. I would have had the Uber Black pulling up. Well, I'm like, yeah, we out. You would let me any watch? Why not? I mean, we're friends. I think, I think, Rory might have a closer relationship with Mandy than you do, though.

I don't give them. What does that mean? Is she wanted to watch me fuck her friend? Come on, pull up. I'm not mad. Like, all right, cool. I think you and Wizi would make a great, uh, like, a situation.

Like, just like, just like, the three-week bliss that we all love. I think you and wheezy would be good. Like one laundry cycle. Yeah. Until you need clean draws. Just like having some great sex. Yeah. People will pay for that.

Can I watch? See, no. See, no. But see. A girl could watch. No, guys. Okay, can Maris watch? It's weird. No. No, exactly.

But that's Rory's point. No, but that's a little different. That's Mary's point. That was Rory's point. That's Baby D. like baby d can't watch me slam with some clam like come on and also

I didn't even want to watch them get squirted on I was so uncomfortable but they weren't the objective wasn't for them to get squirted on it's just I didn't I don't want to see anything sexual they were in the splash zone they were in the splash zone I don't want to get any I don't want to watch anything sexual while I'm with

like Roryam I was so like uncomfortable that's not true so if you get mad we don't take you to the strip club but I don't look at the strip club as sexual I don't either I don't need the strip club Morgan How are you looking at the strip club? Kind of.

Yeah, a little bit. Yeah, I don't really view the strip club sexual at all when I'm there. Like, I'm not thinking about fucking when I'm there. Yeah, no. I'm thinking about all party and I'm like, hey, like, we let. Like, that's what I'm talking about. I'm thinking about all that. You were fucking a strip club?

What time she get off? Huh? I'm never, like, did anyone fuck her hook up in a strip club or anything like that? In the strip club? Yeah. I've never done that. I've never done that. No.

In the bathroom. Nice. No. Slid essay little 50. It was like, you know, she let you beat for $50. No, no, no. No. The bathroom attended.

The bathroom attended. The bathroom attended $50 to close the door to lock the door. That's smart business thinking too. Like the private rooms are so expensive. How long were you in there for? Not even 10 minutes. I mean, but a private room would have ran you way more. Yeah, like 250.

If someone would know how much that was. Private rooms are much more than $250. And she didn't work at the strip club. She was a girl that was at the strip club. She didn't work. Oh. Classy, bro. Got you.

Wait, I'm sorry. How much are private rooms where you've been? Like the real private rooms? Oh, I got the check. Or like, $1,500. Like, $2,000. Like, $2,600. I'm not talking about, like, the back closet at Starlets.

Like, at real strip clubs, the private rooms, with no cameras. Like, where people fuck is expensive. I don't know that. I don't know that. Yeah. The only time I got a private dance was at 11 in Miami, and this is, like, years ago,

2017. That was the only time I had, like, a real dance. Nice piece of white ass. It was awkward because we, like, just talked for a while. So what she white? Private rooms where you're not fucking the stripper. Like,

like dancing privately, I'm too awkward. Yeah, because she was like, like, what am I? What are we getting out of this? She said to me, she was like, clearly wasn't her accent. She was like Eastern European or something. And I was like, well, where are you from? Like, you live here? She goes, no, this is like, we're in season right now.

What does that mean? Like, like, mangoes? Yeah. Yeah, literally, I was like, what are you? What are you a tulip? Like, why are you blooming right now? And she said, well, we come out here for whatever. the month's seasons is because it's the peak of

So they just Clubs off very sex traffic They'll go from Vegas to Miami to they'll just club hop She goes we're here for like three months And then we go to the next Wherever the next spot is I'm like God damn Did you guys see that the Zola movie?

I didn't see it I remember the Twitter thread But I didn't see it One of the most viral Twitter threads Ever about a woman that was Met a stripper friend and they were doing like One of their stripper trips Yes I have seen this movie

And it was one of the wildest fucking stories they didn't do a bad job. I thought they might fuck it up. I enjoyed the movie. It gave justice to the... To thread? Yeah. That was a while.

Oh, that was a sick movie. And what's crazy, too... You don't remember that story? No, I remember the timeline story. I didn't know they made a film about it. That's crazy. Like, a couple years back. What's also wild is, like, everything, like, checked out.

It went so viral that people obsessed over, like... That's dope. She was lying. They found everything in police reports. Like, she was telling the truth. No, His Aminage. I wonder where that guy is now. Which one?

The son? The boyfriend. Wait, didn't he die? No, he got arrested for sex trafficking. There you go. I have to receive that movie again. You've got mail. Let's do some voicemails.

Yeah. Let's. We got a few. Let's start off with a fun dilemma. I feel like the room might be split on this one. Nice. Yeah, I'm kind of, I don't know how I feel about this. Yeah, I need more context.

I feel like it's kind of very easy. They may need to do a callback. Yeah. Give us some more detail. Yeah, call us back with more info. Here you go. But I come. kind of understand what they were saying.

Oh, hey, we're running back from him. Come up, keep it. Oh, okay, bye, fuck it. Lay it. So I have a question. It's really troubled down. Basically, the question is, if you're faced with the trolley dilemma, what would you guys do?

I'm not sure if you guys know what the trolley dilemma is. Trolley. Oh. But basically, if a train was headed towards people, five people, and you had the opportunity to pull a lever and switch the part of the train to hit one person instead, would you do it?

Yeah. I love that. So it's either you save one person or five. I'm saving the five. Yeah, give me the scenario again. So it's a trolley going down the tracks. You have an option to pull lever.

It's going towards five people. But you have an option to pull the lever, turn the train, and hit only one person. It depends on who's the five and who's the one. Thank you. But let's say if you don't know, What are they're all six random strangers? Yeah, but like, is it five kids and one adult?

Let's do it for six adults. What race are they? I mean, that would kind of play. Democratic or Republican? Oh, the one guy? Yeah. Republican. Oh, we got to save the Republican.

We could plow over five of those Democrats. Get rid of the goddamn demon rats. Yeah, no, I would save the, I would save if it's... Is that what you would do the whole time, though? accent what the political stances are before you have them with the train? You have to. Is there an option of minding your business?

No. Kind of. Yeah. It should be. Hit the five people. Oh, but yeah, technically you mind your business. Yeah, because you would... Yeah, but you're conscious of the city.

You're in your... You're not in, you're in control of the scene. You just decide the outcome. Sorry. That's like him a lot of the same. No, I'm saying like... It's like me trying to do an ad right now. No, because technically de Maris is right.

If you don't do anything... Yeah, you kill the five. Then five die. but also you had the option to change the outcome, so therefore you have some involvement, whether or not you pull the lever or not. I don't know, man. I'm not the Lord.

Sometimes you have to let go and let God. I mean, the humid thing is to save as many lives as you can. Yeah, unless you're in Gaza. I think so. It's to save as many lives. I don't ever heard the bystander effect? No, what's the bystander effect? Yeah, but that doesn't apply to this.

Wait, no, what's the bystander effect? What's the bystander effect? You want me to sit up here and like explain it? Yes. I went to a good job. And you should do it into the... Julian will do a better job. The bystander effect is like if you see something...

Like you've seen an old woman fall when you're crossing the street in a busy New York City Street. And there's, say, 30 people see it. There's this chain reaction where everyone has that assumption that someone else is going to make the effort to help. So you all just kind of stand still and freeze rather than anyone taking action. So in this case, I don't know if it applies because there's no one else... No, because it's technically just... It's just you. Oh, so you're the only person in the train.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, I thought it was just like... It's just... Anybody can. Oh, okay. Well, then no. I would, I mean, obviously, you go with as many as you.

I'd save the five. Yeah. But it's just fucked up if, like, those, like, five douchebags. I mean, it is fucked up. Good person that you just let, like. Can I take it up a notch real quick? What if, and this is just for us three, what if it's the same thing, but we have to save either Rory or Moll?

Who are you saving? Ah, damn. Julian? Who's the track already headed towards? I'm not touching the end. Julian, look. It's, honestly. It's heading towards Rory first.

We need more of us. But like, I hang out with Rory. Well, we need more of us, though. Who are you going to go to Ludlow House with? Yeah. Yeah, but we need more of us, though. You're saying that to the wrong crew member. But we need more of us, though.

Like, wow. You're a Trump one. Okay, so, Julian, you're letting it go. Oh, you're hitting. Fine. For the sake of being definitive and making good content, Maul, I'm sorry. Oh, fuck.

Demaris. I like having a job. I'm not answering that question. Oh, come on, man. Stop being fucking, bro. We answer the question. Yeah, you're obviously not going to kill Rory. Oh.

Whose house are you going to masturbate in? I mean, they'll still be there. It'll still be there. It'll still be there. Exactly. I feel like if Rory dies, like he'll leave me something. Not the house. The shower head?

A shower head showing up at Damaris's house a week after Rory died. We're recording this. This could act as a will. Demaris, I promise, if untimely demise, you can have my shower. The whole shower. like the glass everything? No, not the head. Just the head.

The rest goes his mind. Can I have that? I'm a sweatsuit too. The one I told you I liked. So are you letting it go hit Rory or is it going to mall? I wouldn't. If I was going to hit both of them or one of them, I would let them both die. No, it's going to hit either Rory or Moll.

The train's heading towards Rory. You have to hit the switch. It hits Mall. Which one are you doing? I'd save Mall. You'd save Mall? Yeah. Oh, save the Black Man.

All right. So we wanted one. All right, Edin. That's only because we've talked about depression and suicide before. She probably thinks she's doing me a face. He doesn't really value life. If I don't kill, if the train doesn't kill him, he'll take himself out a week or two. So, wait.

No, no, no. Also, now I'm thinking about it. Rory is a kid. I was she about to say, I can finally pull the kid card. You guys would leave Amara fatherless? This should be the easiest question ever. Oh, now you know how black men feel. I don't get it.

We're all fatherless. I've met your father. Yeah. I've met the Marisol. Oh, yeah. It's all good. All right. So. Eddins, since you ask the question.

Because I feel like. Long-winded ass answer. It's okay. I'm going to speak properly. It goes a gay excuse. Ready? Because I feel like Maul has lived a long enough life. Okay.

Fuck you. You're cleaning shit up at Starbucks. It's your time. I'm sorry. I'm going to have the same. I'll clean it up the community. I'm going to have to save a variety in this one. Fuck you.

Yeah. You had a long enough flight. He's right. He has his kid. He does have a kid. What if I don't. You might have kids that we don't know of, but that's not our fault. Puerto Rico.

What if we promised to make Davidson have Mall's way? What? From Davis. I know. It would be funnier. That would be funnier if it wasn't a block you were from. If everybody in the block was like, who the fuck is mom? St. Mark's place.

David's, no. Well, okay. St. Mark. What about? Just downtown. What about reverse? It's a three-way trolley, right? It could hit either.

You can say, You could kill one of us or you can save them. Or how about this? Ready? It's me and Julian on one side and it's Damaris on the other side. Oh, I'm smacking us. Not only am I letting the trade hit shot, I'm like, go to reverse. Yeah, I'm all.

Go, go, go, go. Yeah, definitely killing you and all Julian for sure. Damn. I mean, all right, what if it's me and Damaris and then Julian on the other side? Wait, no, let Roy answer the initial one. He's not, he's kind of split. I don't feel, I don't feel like posting content to Instagram. I don't really know how to edit our podcast episodes.

What are you trying to say here? The Mara's got to go. You can learn how to make your own grits. I was a social media manager at one point in my life. It's so annoying. Yeah, that's a lot of shit all day. Fucking sucks. So, yeah, I don't know, man.

Damn, baby D. You get the shower head at one point. See, Baby, D, I would save you. I would kill them two niggas. Let me bring it home. Let me bring it home. It's so we could be together, because I'll already be dead.

She killed me. No. So we'll be together and help. If I'm fucking, if you're dead. The ghost of already past. When you get to heaven, just look for him. He'll be down there. Yeah, he'll be down there.

Both of them. Use my garage code at the gates. There you go. Let you're right in. That's sick. Heaven being Jersey City. No way. That's definitely my hell.

Ask Acon. Jersey City is my hell for sure. Damn. You don't like Jersey City? I hate Jersey, period. You just moved there. I know. For cheap.

Brent, not because of, like, desire. All right. All right, switch it up one more time. Me and Demaris on one. You want, he's going to kill you no matter what. You keep changing all these scenarios. You don't know that. You don't know that.

You don't know that. You don't know that. You don't know. He really didn't want to post. Damn. I'm dead. See, look, this is hard. See, this is hard.

No, this one's harder. I have one for, all right. All three of them on one track. Oh. The other track is completely empty. Or yes, Jules. You can pull the lever for the train to go to the empty track or kill the three of them,

which one are you picking. No one can die, or you can kill the three of them. If we're going to go, we're going to go fast. All right, here's what hit Trump and Benner. Trump on one track, Benner on the other? Poor Benner. Listen, Benner's going to be tomato soup.

Is this the fastest this thing can go? I got to save Donnie? Come on. Do you balance is flying everywhere? Oh, man, I got to save Donnie. You know I got to save Donnie. and built a wall. Hey, and by the way, did y'all

that they dropped the RICO against them? I'm not paying attention to that because everything else going on in the world. Nah, man, I'm thinking about Little Baby. Okay. Just putting that out there. All of these charges, all these RICOes, everybody's like, he's going to jail.

They're dropping everything. It's all good. It's all good. Oh, thank you. Thanks, Ma. It's so much better. I'm just saying, in case you that they were dropping, you know,

these charges. That was our trip update. What's the next? Yeah, what's the next voice, yeah. Okay, let's do another one. This is a final one. Teresa.

Hey, y'all. Really quickly. So I just started dating this guy and we've only been dating for like a few months or whatever. But he's kind of like, you know, like give me gifts or stuff or whatever. But his style is very different than mine. He's more of like the flashy designer type of stuff or whatever. And, you know, I like nice stuff, but I kind of prefer something a little bit more like practical, stuff that I would actually wear every day or whatever. And my, you know, I like nice stuff. And I like nice stuff that I would actually wear every day or whatever. And I like, and I like, you know, I like, I like, I like, I like, birthday is actually coming up and he's just he the stuff that he'll give for me isn't necessarily stuff that I would like or whatever where and when I tell him specific pieces or specific things that I like he's like no everybody has that like I'm not going to buy that for you or whatever so I'm like how do I get this guy to like get me stuff that I want and not stuff that he wants to see me in I don't know am I is that should I compromise like, I don't know. I think we should let Demaris start with the answer.

I mean, women tend to start dressing like the guy they're dating. Really? What? You can notice that. This could be a big deal break, though. Like, if you don't have like the same sense of style or like y'all are not kind of like on the same thing as a couple, like, I've seen couples literally like not work out because just their style was just totally opposite. But Kanye and Kim did it, but, you know, they're billionaires. Yeah, that's such an exception.

Wasn't there like a whole season? to him like burning down her closet He gave her a brand Yeah Like he Which is like one of the most profitable Yeah ever Yeah

Yeah how come Skims? Yeah Yeah Teresa how come your boyfriend Hasn't bought you skims yet Right Damn

The company Broke boy I would have to see What he buying you And what should drip is Because if he's trying to upgrade She don't like She don't like the loud

obnoxious She don't want the Balenciaga Hitty that say Balenciaga Yeah she probably don't want that I understand That shit is cool corny. And I understood her, but when his reply was, oh, everyone has that.

I don't want you to have everything. That's someone else has. But he's the flashy designer guy. I feel like everyone has the designer bullshit. But you can have flashy designer and have it not be, well, you can have designer and not have it be flashy. Like loud, yeah. Like, he could want to get you a different type of Louie than the bag that everybody else got.

And if we're going into a deeper question, I mean, the fact that he got more style in you is crazy. Is it? Is it? Because he's a man? He just sounds kind of in. imposing though like he's just definitely impover like what she said two months in he's like here this is what i want i mean he's just giving her shit i mean i've never dated a girl where i felt

like i had to like style her yeah i'm good enough any girl i've ever seriously dated like she has a lot of style so just having a girl where you were like let me get her right like it's like well we don't know she could have style and he could not yeah we don't know that they could just have completely different in her in her words he sounds like he's the fashion guy yeah like probably probably what he does. Just how it was described, I got the hint that he wears the same typical brand shit, the Valenciaga hoodie, like hoodie. And she probably, like, wants to shop at Urban Outfitters.

Now, she definitely doesn't sound like Urban Outfitters girl, but she definitely sounds like she's not trying to wear all like the, she's not trying to look like an IG girl either. Yeah. But I feel like, I don't know, I don't feel like style should be a deal. Well, to answer her question, you need to be very strict on. Just stop. If he buys you something and you don't like it, don't wear it. I'm not weirdness.

So you don't feel like style's a deal breaker? I don't feel like style should be a deal breaker. No, I feel like we're at the age. If you go out somewhere with your partner and they come downstairs looking like some bullshit. Tell them. I've had partners that couldn't dress and I had a conversation with them like, all right, we're going to have to meet in the middle.

But I don't think that that should be a deal breaker if they have all the other good qualities. Like if you have all, if you check all the other boxes. And they're like, nah, this is what I, this is how I, this is how I, I don't want to meet you in the middle. Like this is who I am. Like, this is how I dress. I mean, we can still be in a relationship, but we ain't going nowhere together. A frown. Damn, stop, man, stop.

Wow. So a deal breaker. That's not a deal breaker? Yo, we can still be in a relationship, but we ain't going anywhere. That would be defined as a deal breaker. Whenever you put some bullshit out, we ain't going to wear. Every day it's going to be bullshit or that's all he wears bullshit. That's what I try to tell you.

Like, he has no fashion sense. Like he just always looks like all. It got to depend. It got to depend on how much I like you because I've liked some people with some shitty fashion sense and we don't want some wear. had some terrible outfits on, but I just love them. Oh, like prisonware. It's not a deal breaker that you could never go out to dinner

with your significant other for the rest of your life. No, I would still go out to dinner with them. You would not. I would. I have. I have. But you bring them, you'd bring them to like, you take them to STK? Not to Crown Shire. Yeah. Yeah, Sierra East in the cut. You'd hide it.

You'd take your board with that. In the back back. I've never been to Crown Shire with a man. I've only ever been by myself. That's right. By yourself. Yeah. When you got me that birthday reservation, I went by myself. That's sick. A birthday dinner by yourself is sick. I don't know.

I get it. No, you don't. I haven't done it. A birthday dinner by yourself? I enjoy dinner. I enjoy Michelin-Star restaurants and I could afford to pay for it. My birthday by myself is by yourself. By yourself.

By yourself is absolutely fucking crazy. I mean, hey, you enjoyed it right? I'm not saying tonight on a random Monday or something you can't. Like, cool. Birthday? Dinner by yourself? You liked it, right? Nobody made any plans for me.

I was single. Nobody made any plans? You were single. See, look, you do this yourself. We do a group dinner for my birthday. You do your birthday? The night before we go to London. Nope, definitely can't do it.

Yeah, I got a pack. Yeah. That's a really big thing. The night my album came out. I went to Denny's in eight by myself. That's Denny's. No, but his album came out. I went to one.

Yeah, but alone. Denny's alone, I can understand. Crown Shire. Wait, you went to Denny's in L.A. It was the only thing open. That was really great. See, that's different. That's different.

See, as Deney's different. The more he talks is just a different chance. I'm sure people wanted to hang out with you. We also had a huge party for you. Yeah, they had a huge party. I know, but then I was hungry. That means you don't fuck with you. That's what I'm getting.

Everyone else went to go, fuck. You went. Oh, stop. Shut up. Oh. In L.A.? Amara was very young at the time and sleeping in the bed of the other. What?

Wait, my late fellow, sleep. Hold on. You are getting old. No, I just have my leg, gross and believe oh man you think you think it a i said you went through fucking said amara is the apple of my eye you can't fuck with an infant in your bed well yeah well you can't well yeah oh mara was in l-a

yeah yeah and she was like really tiny she was very feel like even if she fell asleep and you tried no now that you put that timeline together yeah okay so let's go back deal breakers style so what should she do she should absolutely just tell him, yo, this is the stuff I like to wear. This is what I prefer. Maybe send him some, a Pinterest link. Maybe send him some, I don't know, fashion blogs and

Demaris's Instagram. This is what I like. That, whatever, you know, and say, listen, this, if you're going to get me things, these are the things I like. Or make sure he sends you a gift receipt and then just return it. And he said, where you get that? I can return the sweater that you got me that I told me that I didn't like.

Now that's an argument. That's different, though. But she's telling, she already said that she told him she doesn't like this stuff and he keeps buying it for her. Like Julian said, he sounds very imposing. This should also go shopping. Yeah,

I think this is a different conversation. I think way less about the clothing. He's trying to dress her up the way he. Like a poor fool. Like she's like his mute. Yeah, he's like possessive. That's what we don't like that.

I don't think that's, that's not possessive. A little bit. If he's trying to make you look like a whole different person. She got sent me her Instagram. Because if she sent me her Instagram and it's some bullshit, I'm like, I understand why I hold me doing that. He love you, regardless of the fact you have no drip.

Love you. That's what? He send him. the link to newroy mall.com. Merritt is available right now. That'd probably be a good compromise. This is what the Maris is wearing right now. You can wear that out.

That's on my thigh. Get a good hoodie, good crew neck, you know. This hoodie would like some. That's a hoodie? That was, I mean, I'm sorry. This crew neck with like some knee high, like boots would be sexy. Nothing else though. Just get it in an extra large.

For Teresa, for sure. That with nothing on underneath it? No, well, underwear. Who? Women's still wear, though? No. Underwear? Underwear?

I thought they just don't wear bras. Well, if you're not wearing. any pants. I would assume if you're wearing a oversized sweater that you would have some type of underwear. Okay, gotcha. I didn't know they still made Teresa's. I would heard that name in a long time. That is actually a good

point. It's been a minute since I ran into a Teresa that isn't like middle-aged. Sorry, Teresa. Yeah, sorry, Teresa. I like the name. I just met a Teresa not too long ago. Well, of course you do. Well, you're at the start. When you're 45 at Starbucks. I never met a Teresa that I was like, pussy. Like, every Teresa I knew was like strict.

like all her business. Thanks. She wasn't pussy. Mother Teresa wasn't pussy. She wasn't pussy. She was a gangster. I don't know about all that. And she was gangst.

Anyways. Good luck, Teresa. Maybe go, uh, go to our live show and getting an exclusive to our teacher. I don't think she's best. You didn't say? Yeah. Sound like an East Coast girl?

I don't know. She gave me Philly vibes. Philly girls can dress. It gives me down south of. What city? Philly girls dressed like. you. What girls in what city

dressed the worst? You said what? Yeah, that's a good question. Like major cities. What girls dress the worst? Major cities? Atlanta. Yeah.

It's kind of like across the board. I don't know some girls in Atlanta that could, but they probably transplants, though, don't think they're from Atlanta. There's people in Atlanta that could definitely dress, but as a general statement. Miami might be close up to. They don't wear anything.

Yeah, bikinis are great. Exactly. That's what they can't dress. They can't dress because they're either half naked. It is funny seeing a girl that really grew up in Miami or did County come to New York in like the winter and see what they try to put together. Yeah. It's hilarious. It's usually a sweatsuit.

It's bad. Yeah. I think, I know New York girls, a lot of New York girls think they can dress, but a lot of New York girls can dress, actually. But I think you're more likely to find a girl from New York that can dress than a girl from Atlanta or Miami or L.A. that can dress. Well, it's not fair. When you say LA because girls in California don't have to dress for the elements. So when it gets cold, a lot of them don't layer. They don't, you know what I'm saying?

They don't have to have that in their closet if they're born and raised in California. Now, I know some girls from California that can dress their ass off. Like, they're born and raised and they just know how. But that's because they're in that. They're into fashion. I'm just talking about the average girl that just like is not into fashion. She just likes go shopping, buys what she likes. New York, you're going to find the best.

collection of outfits, I think. I agree. You need the seasons. Yeah, seasons. Girls in New York have to dress for the seasons. Like, you have to have a fall, wardrobe, winter, spring. What about, what about the men?

Of New York? Of the cities, of the major cities. Which major city do you think has the best dress in men? New York. New York has the best dress. Yeah, New York, and Atlanta may take it for men as well, for the worst dress. Yeah, that, like, oh, God, I hate that look.

I don't know. Cali niggas can't dress. Oof, it'd be bad. But they have like The Cali uniform They can always get away with This is a few Cali dudes There's a few Cali dudes that can dress though

Like they have style But just on like a scale It's way more that cannot dress Cali way more that can't dress for shit But there are a few dudes I know in California That they could put together some pieces though for sure Well See us on tour and see how we dress

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I mean, I know he has an ankle monitor now, but we can go to him. This might not be the best time for him. Yeah, I don't think he's going to talk. I think his lawyers got him on. He's on IG going crazy still. No, I would love to pull up on season and just talk about everything other than what's going on. Don't never address it. Yeah, yeah, never address it.

But like, yo, so the Knicks, what you think they're going to do? This year? Sweat and bullets. Yo, so you think that they address their point guard issues? You think so? All right, cool. We could discuss an exit strategy in the Gaza's trip with Caesar. Oh, my God.

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