New Rory & MAL - Episode 215 | Keith Lee Please Don’t Review This Podcast

Episode Date: November 3, 2023

We’ve officially landed in LA and have a brand new show ready for our live show on Sunday! Also, have you seen our Architectural Digest Tour? Check it out now on Youtube. Happy Friday everyone…we���re going to continue to push the limits. Mal thinks it’s time to bring back a specific word (let us know your thoughts). We reminisce on Rory’s first big break on a wild MTV show. Then we recap our Halloween weekend and share our costumes. Shoutout to ‘You Should Know’ Podcast (episode available on Patreon). Should Kai Cenat have done that “prison” stream? And since when has Keith Lee’s opinion mattered more than any politician? We discover who on the team leaves Yelp reviews. Speaking of reviews, would you leave a comment on your girl’s Only Fans page? Back to music, Flava Flav might have the voice of an angel. Somehow this leads to a conversation about which one of us would go to war. Then we lend our condolences to Matthew Perry. Today, we’re also joined by a special guest Pete Buttigieg (yes, that Pete Buttigieg). He’s currently the Secretary of Transportation and here to cover Rory’s outstanding parking tickets. It’s time for voicemails. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Don't curse. Okay. monetized. What was it? The first 15? 20 seconds? They cut it now, right? It's just like the first minute.

I appreciate you guys. If you guys are just avoid saying any words that are cursements. So don't use the F word, C word, B word. A word. LGBQ. R word. Who was your man that just got in trouble

for the R word. Oh, the sports dude, the commentator. Oh. Big Chris. Yeah. He called James Hardin the Hard R. Chris Brassard? Yeah. Oh, that's another thing. He went hard R but starting with the hard R. He didn't end with the hard D. Yeah. Yeah. Called him. He went hard R E, not hard ER. Hard R.E. Yeah. Reree. Yeah, there you go. Chris Brassard? You didn't see that? On live air. You're the sports guy. I figured you saw that before I did. I see that. But why he went at James like that. He thought James was acting that way. I think it was, I think it was in correlation to like the Phillies and him

not short enough to practice and stuff of him being in Las Vegas and then eventually it leading to him being traded to the Clippers. If you get that word off on, he's on Fox, right? He's not even on ESPN. Chris Scott, is he still? I think, I think X-1, I thought he got that off. Either way. I mean, he uses that often if you get that off. Oh, he let it fly.

Yeah. You can't resist yourself. It's not like that just, he stumbled upon that word when he was live on TV. That wasn't ESPN. No. No, I think it was... Was it? Oh, yeah, it was Fs 1. I'm sorry. That was my fault. Yeah. Well, listen, man. He let it out.

Over there, you know, over there at FS1, they might let certain things fly. Get the ratings up, baby. We got to compete with the ESPN boys. I mean, they let Shannon Sharp smoke a black and mild on it. Yeah. That is not as bad as Reree. It's close. What? Close.

It's close. Is the man retarded? I mean, say, is it me... I mean, we're past. We're past the market. We're past the marks. That's fine. He knew, like, yo. Like, oh, nah, the dude followed up. He was like, I don't know if I would call him that.

Like, he tried to clean it up for him. You took a sip of his drink. Yeah, you got to take a sip like, yo, he's going crazy. But at that point, you can't even walk it back. You just have to lean. No, let it go. Just let it go at that point. It's a scientific term, right?

Yeah. Anyone? Yeah. Depending on the context. I like Chris Rashad, though. Did he clean it up? Did he put a statement out? He said sorry right after that.

He said, my bad. He immediately apologized. Like, my bad. That wasn't probably the way. Because you know what it is? Sometimes, like, see with that, with being on FS1 and things like that, like, you're saying things and sometimes you just get so passionate in the conversation. You think you in the back with the boys just kicking it about, like, that's Chris's personality. Yeah.

Like, he would say that if he was sitting here not on camera. Well, shit on camera, he would say it too, but he would say that if we was just talking sports. Yeah. Like, he's got to be fucking, you know what I mean? Like, he would just say it. I mean, you can say it. I can say it. He cleaned it up with saying developmentally disabled.

Yeah, that's what he meant. Yeah. James was developed. He's funny to piece it up. He still hasn't developed a defensive game yet. He's maybe developed developmentally. And then he went on and said that he had a first cousin who died a month or two ago that was developmentally the same. You always have to have a cousin.

You have to. I can't be racist. If you don't have personal trauma, then you look like an asshole. Once I can attach it to something that directly happened to me. I went to school with one. He died recently. Yeah, yeah. That was my boy.

That was his cleanup. I have had black friends that passed away. I don't get a past. I use the N-word now. Well, I mean. It depends. Like if you're talking about him and like, yo, that was a good nigga, son. Like you might be able to get it off in that.

During the eulogy? Yeah, yeah, yeah. You might be like, during the eulogy is funny. That's Rory, you know what I'm saying? He cool. Like, you know, he don't meet it like that. So he could get that off. He's like, I passed my N-word pastorri.

That's gangster. You got a check. You might be able to get. I'm not going to collect on that debt. I'm not getting that life insurance. You know, it's always so funny to me when, like, like cool white people like cringe. Like,

nah, go ahead, man, you can say it. Like, it's like, nah. I remember the first time my brother, like, rest of piece, my brother Bob, he never heard me curse. So he was like, yo, I want to, we just told my girls in the car.

And I was like, yo, shoddy, yo, she looked good at that. So like, yo, say bitch. I want to hear you say bitch. Damn. And I was like, why?

He was like, because every time you're talking about a girl, you never say like, yeah, that bitch looked good. And I'm like, that's just. Because I respect women. Yeah, like, I don't know. How else would you show your affection?

I'm like, yo, I don't talk like that. Like, why? He's like, no, 28 you say it. And I was like, yo. Little brother, I don't like that you don't treat women like objects. Yeah, exactly. I'm just like, uh, whatever. That bitch had a fat ass.

He's like, there you go. Jamil, it sounds like you respect her. Yeah. A little bit of respect. Stop her. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast. I am Mall. I'm Rory.

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Architectural Digest came to our studio. Oh, nice, nice piece with them. I hear me. I want to thank you for that. Architectal Digit. I can't believe they reached out to it. I can't believe any. Word. I really can't believe.

Wait until they see. who reached out to us later in this episode. Who are we? Doors are opening. It's because we don't use the word retard. Yeah, that's exactly what I don't want to go back to that, and I don't want to see for that community. Wouldn't you rather be called that than what was the cleanup?

Developmentally disabled. That's a mouthful pause. That sounds worse. I agree. I think that sounds way. It sounds belittling. It does. Midget and Dwarf is the-

And little people is the more political term. I think that's. like offensive. I think that's worse. Little people was worse. Little people was like because you're not a full person. Yeah. Remember I told you guys I did that like terrible TV show on MTV for a little while like years and years ago like yeah 2012. What was the name of it? Broke ass game show. Okay. Yes. I remember that. So we had for like one of the bits we had little people on set like they were part of the bit. I forgot what it was. And you know you have like on set you had a little walkie talkie earpiece thing. And everyone can. You really think you're important. You're doing something. Everyone kept referring to them as our special guests. Mind you, we had guests on, for every bit, there was someone new.

But for that day, we had little people. And they kept saying, has anyone checked on our special guests yet? Did you title these episodes for them? No. Twerk off, sext in the city. That's definitely Rory. It was a dark time from. Twerk off is definitely Rory's right.

Shrub and Tubb, nothing but nut? That's Rory, then. That was Rory. This is all my work. Yeah, that's all my writing. Nothing but Nuts. Nothing but Nuts is sick. That's your catalog.

This was my first big check ever, by the way. As much as I try to bury this within my, like, career stats, it was like the first time I had gotten a good chunk of money. I'm embarrassed that it was this. I think everyone involved in this show. Derrick, what's Derek's last name? He's a great stand-up comedian. He was in Pete Davidson's. Derek Gaines.

Derek Gaines, amazing comedian. I know. Derek, is that the black guy? Yeah. He's funny. He was the host. Yeah, okay. So I know me and Derek both try to bury this in our careers.

Yeah. Stiff arm Slobble my cob We had a whole Like seminar before This bit to explain to us That we could not use Midget, Dwarf, etc.

That we had to refer to them as little people And that was the first time I was like, Sue, you want me to call A midget, a little person? That sounds way more offensive to me. I'm not going to refer to him as a little person Which episode do you think was named after them? These are...

It was in Washington Square Park is where we did it. Yeah. So it was like... I remember the show. Who's behind the meat curse? 69 problems. This is all Rory, man.

Yeah. This is his catalog. It sounds like the track list for, uh... Blow money and more problems? This sounds like the track list for, uh, I thought it'd be different. Like, I thought... I think this was the track list. And then they was like, nah, we need that different way.

I can assure you, I had nothing to do with any of the writing, naming bits, anything on the show. Slob on the job is definitely on. That's definitely. I don't want to hear shit. You got soft served? This, listen, man, it was just an interesting few months. Tracy Morgan's son came on set one day and we had to shut down. production.

Nutflix. Why? He was just running a fucking muck screaming on Tracy Morgan's. Like he would run into shots. He was like no one invited him. He wasn't casted. He just happened to be in Washington Square Park. That's kind of chill.

If that's going to happen at Washington Square Park, you got to kind of just let that go. We had to shut production. That's New York City shit right there. Yeah, it was. And that was the first time that I found out with TV and productions where you shoot six days out the week, 12 hour days, 14 hour days. 14 hour days. Everyone on crew fucks each other.

Oh yeah, of course. I was 22. I didn't know. I walked into an orgy. It was a fuck fest after every... I didn't think it was an orgy. Which episode was that? Was that...

This was in the production office. All right, all right. Everyone gets blackout and fucks each other. I was like, this is the horniest thing I've ever seen. Well, I mean, if it's some place you want to be horny, it is Washington Square Park in New York City. God, have you fucked in any parks in New York? Oh, park in my neighborhood, yeah. St. James Park in the Bronx.

I said this on air. What's the park across from your high school? Oh, I forgot the name of that shit. Yeah, I fucked in that park. Yeah. Oh, nice. You used to run a muck all over there. Right across the McDonald's.

I know where you get. Yeah. Halloween was this past... Oh, France Eagle. Tuesday? Yeah. I saw some people on my timeline were at the parade in Manhattan on 6th Avenue.

It's good to see that people still go to the Halloween parade. It's cool. Just to let you got... I've never been to that parade in my life. It's... It's... It's flutes and music. I haven't either.

And then Mad Rando's walking down. I haven't been since I probably was in high school. That was probably like in 1820, but. Oh, damn. That's a long time. When the Dutch owned. He made him. He had to get that off.

He was mad he couldn't get that off, right? When it was just Seaport was the only part discovered. Yeah, the only costume was the Jason mask. Literally, everybody. Look at this. When it was called York. Yeah. There you go.

Damn it. Don't stop joke too. Fuck. But it was good to see people still out. I didn't see any pictures of. They prefer Indian. Native Americans. Whoa, Redskins.

Yeah. Well, it depends on if you want an NFL team or not. But I didn't see any pictures of Lenny S's a famous Halloween party. Did he do it this year? Kea asked me the same thing in the same conversation about the parade. There was no Lenny S. Lala, Sean Dickerson party. I know they did something in highlight room. And our listeners don't give a fuck about this.

No, I mean, it's Halloween. I didn't see that. But did you guys do anything? I did my first Halloween with Amara. That was fun. So cute. How was that? I saw some of the pictures.

Thrust up as a ghost buster. She was because her nickname is marshmallow. So, trust her as the marshmallow ghost from Ghostbusters, went down to the firehouse, then came up to the studio. It was good. She was pissed. Like I said, last episode. Yeah, but it's not about her.

At this point, this is only for the parents. Yeah. He was livid. Like, put me back in the sweater I like. My home boy took his son and his girl. They went trick-or-treating. And his son is probably seven months. Kids still do that?

And I'm just like, yo, this is for you. This is, these are pictures so that y'all can take and just have, like, the baby wants to be home drooling and watching whatever on the TV. It doesn't want to be out. City milk. Yeah, it doesn't want to be out

with a costume on and all of this shit. But it is fun to see you know, new new parents have their first Halloween with their babies. I dressed as the old Kanye.

That's what you dressed as? That sweater, I'm a very last minute costume guy. That's sweater that you gave me, Rory, the college dropout one. I was looking to my closet, pull it out, put it on. And then I went to my friend's party.

I had a hat to match with the college dropout bear on it. So I'm standing outside having a drink with some friends. And this guy comes up to me goes, my friends and I were trying to see what you are for Halloween. He goes, I took a guess. Are you the old Kanye? And at that time, I hadn't even thought of what. And I was like, oh, my God.

Yes. So then I just ran with that for the rest of the night. It was great. And as the old Kanye, you had to pretend to be pro Israel while you were in Congress. Well, so that was the thing. Because at that point, Kanye, I looked over at his friends. Aligned with the jeans. Someone else, someone else came over to me and said like, oh, like, are you the old

Kanye? I said, no, I'm the anti-Semitic one. Okay. And then made it awkward for the rest of the night. It was great. What are they going to do? Nothing's better than making like overly nice people that are just curious that really have no malicious thoughts. Just want to see a stranger and ask them a question.

Like good human beings. Bombing makes me happier than awkward situations like that. People with great intentions like, hey man, what are you? I'm anti-Semitic. Yes. I love doing that. I can see it. I can see it.

Pulled it off. I was out with a friend On a similar note I was out with a friend Wine getting wine And we ran into her friend group At a restaurant A wine spot

And they were doing a book club And they were like Oh like we're doing a book club I was like oh what are you guys reading Mind Comf Just suck the air out of the whole room Well great Like you love you enjoyed doing shit

I love doing shit like that It's so fun But like what is you missing in your childhood That makes you want to do that as an A hug He wasn't hug Call it selfish I just want to

It's the person Like, who took your toy? What's his name? You could just tell him. What's her name? Or their name. I never got bullied. Okay.

I think I can answer that because I suffer from the same thing. I enjoy doing that type of. I just like it. Yeah, but you're different because you're the own child. Because I feel like people brown such a front. There's such a facade in like day-to-day interaction. 100%. And people are just so like a mirror of a version of themselves.

And I'm like, I don't. You know, that's a thing. You know, that's a real thing though. Yeah. That's like actual how people. No, that's selfish and unfair because I used to think that to like everyone that was nice was full of shit. Like, no, there's actually genuine. No, there are nice people. That are really

just there to enjoy themselves. Yeah. We can't understand that concept. So we get put in these situations and we want everyone to feel as awkward and uncomfortable as we feel. 100%. So we try to bring that energy into the room by saying things like, are you reading Mind Cuff? But that's not... That's where it comes from. I want

everyone to feel as awkward as we feel at the moment. I'm not doing it for that reason. I'm doing it because I want the laugh for myself. It's 100% selfishly motivated. That's why I said I asked you, like, what happened to your child. Yeah. That's what I'm just going full circle.

Somewhere, yeah. Great parent. You know what I love doing? I love giving, hitting people with you too. When it's inappropriate. Like, when a TSA agent hands you, you're thinking like, you'll have a safe life, like, you too. She's not going nowhere. She's not getting on no flight.

Like, why am I telling her? Yeah, but then I like, that's cute, awkward. Isn't it? That's cute? I like more gut punching. Yeah, you want to dig into traumas of people's, like, lives. Yeah. That's why I asked you, what was yours?

I just, I just, I just. I don't know. Okay. We'll figure it out. I don't know. We'll get our thumb on it one day. We'll open that chapter. Yeah.

Yeah. You should know, show. We went to that. Roy and I. How was that? Shout out to our guys. You should know they sat down with us earlier this week. I couldn't make the show.

But I saw that you guys went and supported. And I put our flag out there. Yeah. I'm kind of hating. I was very supportive of You Should Know podcasts. Like those guys a lot. I think I've entered the hate phase. Here we go.

You hate them now? Why? I think it's maybe pure jealousy. So my little cousin, my favorite cousin, Alexandria, I was always her favorite big cousin. But she's older now. She's about to turn 20. It's fucking weird.

She doesn't text me about our podcast ever. Doesn't text me about my music. Doesn't text me about anything going on in my life. She sends me an IG post from New Rory Mall and says, you sat with you you should know podcast I love them so much.

Like me, fuck them, God. Fuck me, kidding. Someone just sent me. I was so pissed. She's never said a word in seven years,

eight years, and I, however fucking long we've been podcasted. Not a word. Yeah. We sit with these guys and now all of a sudden

my favorite little cousin is interested in podcast. Maybe now she'll tune in. Yeah. Like, oh, damn, they gave you all that look. Yeah. Damn.

Well, we went out after. The show is great. They gave Roy some some flowers on stage. They pulled them up. Roy made a few very off-color jokes to a very young and... What were the jokes? Sensitive crowd. Were they sensitive? You made fun of Cam's autism. True.

Well, Cam makes fun of his autism. Not at the show. Not at the show. They were in a different mode. Julian and I realized that. Here they were more of themselves because they are like us. We've had backstage conversations with them. We know their humor. That crowd was very young. There was parents.

I don't want to say it was PC, but it was like family fun as far as jokes went. Yeah. Cam was still doing his autistic shit up there, but no one caught on or they didn't address it. Naturally, I went up there and immediately addressed. Called out autism. I was like, ah, tough crowd. Roy, first first. I just, I have an autistic cousin.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you got to go into that. You got to make it personal. Afterwards, we went out, and I got some footage here of Yomi here. It was a lot of water falling. A lot of dancing. She's lucky she's moving today. She would have to break down this video. It's so sick.

Who was that point of shot him off? Was that Jesus? That's their dude. Oh, yeah, that is. They are foremanaged by Jesus, age Christ. Yeah, for sure. But the show was fun. Shout out to the You Should Know podcast.

I'm super proud of those dudes, man. Yeah, let's see what they did in a year. Shout out to those guys. Shout out to their team, really cool team too. Yeah, great crew. What'd you do? for Halloween? Just period.

Turned off all the lights. I've seen you in a little while. No, I was, Chil, went to see the fam. That was it. Nothing exciting. Typical mall weekend. What was your nephew for Halloween?

Speaker, speaker man. He was like dressed up and his head was like In a speaker or something. Okay. It was like he couldn't see his face. It was like, it was a speaker over his face.

I don't know. I figured your nephew was going to be on Kai's live stream. Well, I hope that he wasn't on Kai's live stream. I did see that. I'm sure. my cousin Alexandria is going to be on there. Yeah. So Kassanod had a live stream, a prison live stream.

Still going, I think, right? Yeah, I think they're supposed to be doing for a week. We've seen a lot of mixed reviews. People saying, oh, this is, this is whack, because there are a lot of people that are really in prison living his life day to day, and it's not something to joke about. You know, people got to be upset, got to find anything to be upset about. I took it as nothing more than a live streamer that's just trying to create new ways to live stream.

have fun. This is just like me watching a sitcom of my favorite show in there in prison and having a prison experience. That's all this. Okay. Well, where do you stand on? The number one criticism of it is they're cosplaying, black people being in prison.

It's already an issue. There's so many wrongfully accused people in prison. Our prison system is completely fucked up. Why make a mockery of that or make a joke out of it, especially when Kai is probably one of the biggest faces to the young generation. Why lean into jail? Why I make it seem my jail as a fun place to be.

Is the main criticism. Yeah. And then they're getting to, you know, obviously, Kai is backed by a lot of sponsors and things like that. So it's probably like, okay, why are they pushing you to create this type of content? Because obviously this is something, this is a bigger play,

getting paid a lot of money to do this. So I understand what people are saying. But that's going to happen no matter what the backdrop is, what the location is. People are going to feel some type of way about it. I do understand it, but at the same time, I mean, if you find a way to just create this content and have fun, like I said, this is no different than watching a movie. It's just live stream. This is no different than watching a sitcom.

This is no different than watching a play on Broadway. Like, what is the difference? It's reenactment. Well, I mean, is there a difference because they watch Kai live stream so much that they view Kai as a real person rather than watching maybe say Oz on HBO? I just age myself. I'm sorry. I was just trying to think of a jail show where it's like, we know this is a TV show. People have done music videos where the theme is jail.

Like, it's not, this is nothing new. I mean, scared straight, one of the greatest shows I think ever. Exactly. Which is kind of glorified at the same time. Well, kind of the opposite of this one, though. Yeah, this is a scared straight. I'm mad content. It didn't invite me.

Yeah, this is a scary straight. I never want to go. This is a lot party right here. But yeah, listen, man, I understand both sides of it. I understand people being upset and saying that, you know, it's glorifying or it's making light of a very serious thing. but like you know, Drewski being on there and stuck a McDonald's sandwich

and, you know, that was from the longest yard with Chris Rock and, and, and, and, um, Bert Reynolds when,

you know, the guy had, another movie, snacks? What was the dude's name? Uh, it was, it was your favorite actor.

He's not my favorite actor. Terry Cruz? I mean, I support his fight against, you like, male sexual assault. Did you guys get lunch like yesterday?

Yeah. Me and Cruz? Yeah, I don't think he's in town. Maybe we get to L. NTC? I'll see if, come on.

Free T.C. Yeah. Yeah, I didn't... Cheeseburger Eddie was his name. Cheeseburger Eddie. There you go. Cheeseburger Eddie. So Drusky was Cheeseburger Eddie.

But yeah, it's just, listen, man, it's just a young streamer having fun, inviting, you know, other personalities and social media influencers and, you know, having, just having a block party, a sell block party. I guess when I was watching this, of course, I saw all the pushback on it. And because we have a podcast, you kind of have to start to form somewhat of opinion. Even if you're in the middle, we have to come on here and have a clear cut opinion on what's going on. The more I started to agree with everyone saying this cosplay prison shit and this is very harmful, the more I started to feel like a fucking hypocrite and why is Kai the one that's being singled out in this? Yeah. I went back to every album I fucking love or everything that's actually happening in the real world.

And Kai is the one we're getting mad at. I get the outrage. Yeah. I get his influence. I get the amount of eyes that are on this. but I don't know like currently right now there's a fentanyl problem

I think there's more I just felt like a hypocrite because all the shit I love is not far off from this and I don't fucking sit here and put all the rap music that I've loved growing up

in a box and fucking kill them I think people just want to react to this I love the locks and like yeah and this isn't like necessarily I'm gonna get mad at Kai yeah this isn't glorifying prison at least to me

It's not glorified. This is, to me, I'm looking at this, like, live theater. It's a show. Exactly. If I go to play a role in. This is meant for entertainment. They're not, this isn't a prison thing. But I think the people that aren't like just the typically outraged,

I just want to be mad at something, aren't mad at what you're saying, Julian. I think they're mad that in the theater entertainment world, Kai and his sponsors and the people that are backing it. Shows to show's prison. Yeah. That's where, which I kind of understand. But that's a whole, that's a whole pool of it, though. to get an outreach.

He just did a sleepover, right? Is that worse than the jail? No, but I'm just saying. It was amazing to see. He's just, this is just, this is his way of just trying to create content to separate himself from all of the other live streams and the shit that they're doing. Not just sitting in a basement in my house and just yelling to a camera. Like this is more so like, okay, if you're going to get mad at this, what's the other show

on A&E, 60 days, in prison, something like that? Like they. It's people like, now they throw in a regular into jail. Yeah, so it's the same. It's the same. Same shit, bro. This is like a new age version of it. Same shit, man.

Now, Offset was supposed to be on this, and that was still around the time where he released his album, but then he dropped back out, and people don't know why. Like, day off, he dropped out. Now, I'm gonna be honest. If they start...

If they start doing that, like bringing rappers in there. They did. And Al-I chopper, Chrisan Rock. Offset was supposed to be on it. They did Jee. Sean Rock is a rapper.

Chrison Rock is a rapper? She does a few songs, yeah. Yeah. Well, she's like Drake, as far as, like, multi-talented. She's like, DDG was there as well. He was there, yeah. He's had, there's been a lot of features and people that are well-known.

Yeah, as a rapper, I don't see, that's a little different. But why is that, oh, I get it now. It's just a little different. The content. But that's kind of what, and mind you, they've shot a whole promo for it and everything. It wasn't like, it was just a random thing. It was very well produced. There's an Ellie chopper right here.

And it's seven days locked in. Listen, well, I will say this. To any kids that are watching this, don't think that. Go to Jolly and Coley. It's fun and that you can go in there and just, you know, have this type of fun. It's not completely. different experience. I guess I still have the

mixed review opinion on this. I get why people are upset, but why Kai? Why draw the line now at Kai? He's the biggest person in the space. Well, I think that's why they upset. Yeah, exactly.

Like you attack whosoever's at the helm of something. Exactly. Listen, man, that's a Bronx legend right there, so I'm just... Dead ass. I agree, but just the amount of rappers

that were at their height and the music videos were jail. They were rapping about jail. I mean, everything was jail. Like, I feel you, but why Kai is now when we go, no more. And it's okay to say no more. Yeah.

You can say everything was wrong that we grew up on and it was wrong. Right. But now I'm not about to just attack Kai over the shit. There's real problems. I think the kid that's getting jumped in to a gang right now does not particularly care about Kai and his jail live stream. I think probably probably probably a kid getting jumped into a gang in real life. Absolutely.

Absolutely. Listen, man, Kai, keep doing your thing, man. Yeah. That comes with the territory. They're not going to kill your head. I watched that kid shut down, Washington Square. Union Square. That was, that was dumber than this stuff.

That was more dangerous. That was way more dangerous than this. Way more. Way more. Way more. That was insane. That's where I'm like, okay, that was kind of dumb of it. Yeah, but I mean, you know.

But I get it. People are going to hate him. He has, you know, he's the guy right now in that world. And he's just having fun just trying to create different ways to do what he does. So I respect it. If God was smart, which he is, you have to get Keith Lee in there to review all the prison food

all the cup of noodles which now apparently is microwave safe to Jack Max which I've been putting a cup of noodles in the microwave my entire life just now finally you're allowed to do that

so I think I've been eating noodles and cancer for quite some time oh yeah but it wasn't the microwave explains a lot of the R word tendencies that I have but that little tick you have yeah there you go

that's the that's the oodles and noodles I didn't know you noticed that now Keith Lee has been he's been reviewing food around the country, I'm assuming correct? Yeah, yeah, but Atlanta is where he caused a stir. So he caused a stir in Atlanta.

He reviewed, is it milk and honey? The new milk and honey. The new milk and honey. The real milk and honey, pardon me. The real one, okay. Because there are two. So there's a fake one. But this is the real one?

No, there's one called milk and honey, and then there's one called the real milk and honey. And is this the same people? No, no, they're two completely different businesses. That's sick. But unfortunately, how far they apart from it? It's like Joe's famous and famous Joe? Exactly.

The people that owned milk and honey were unfortunately getting death threats and people like threatening to kill them and blow up their business because of this thing. And they're like, yo, that's not us. So Keith, we sell milk and honey. Keith had to put a PSA out saying, no, this is like he put the pages upside by side. He goes there are two different businesses. Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Can someone explain to me who Keith Lee is?

I mean that respectfully. I understand that's a big thing you can't say. I mean, listen. He's a food critic on TikTok. Yeah. Am I... How does that make an idiot for being a food critic?

No, I'm saying Rory's in aided for not knowing what Keith Lee is. The whole timeline is. How? Clearly, the real milk buddy didn't need the gym.

I didn't know who this dude was before this. Who was Keith Lee since you know so much? All right. Keith Lee is, he's just become a food critic. His whole stance is like

he's very objective. He wants no special treatment anywhere he goes. So he'll go into a restaurant and be like, hey, you know, it's an hour away, but say someone on staff recognizes him

and they'll do whatever they can to sit them and he's like, I don't want that. That's not what I'm here for and he'll like respectfully leave. So he's very much aware of his notoriety. But he wants the, he wants the average patrons. Yeah. So he'll go so far as to send his family and to get a table. They'll get denied.

And then he'll come out and they'll be like right this way. He's trying to avoid those kind of interaction. See the same food critic that got all that business that Las Vegas pizza spot? Yes. I have heard of this. Yes. So he's now in a space because of his name. that he'll go to a struggling business.

Oh, okay, I remember that. He recently went to a food truck of a guy in Atlanta. The guy, I told him, you changed my life. He gave him a burger. He ended up giving him $450 from some like donation thing that he did earlier that day. The guy was crying.

And the next thing you know, the truck is slammed with customers the next day. So like, he's done a lot of good. Yeah. This is the first case where he's not intentionally trying to shut, like get a business fucked or in trouble. But by way of his video, it is like these people are getting killed.

partially their fault. Their response was terrible. The real milk and honey, but... Thanks. Yeah. So his family walked in there, got denied. And then he walked in and they said, we have a table ready.

And he was saying like, oh, well, my family was just denied. How, you know, how's the table ready so fast? So, I mean, I, you know, I understand what he's saying. But do we believe that he doesn't want to be treated like... I think it's good for... I think it's good for content when you appear to be objective, even if you're not. Yeah, but when we stop rolling,

I'm going to be like, yeah, let me get that table right there on the back patio by myself. Don't put nobody near me and my family. We just came here to have a good time. But I mean, with TikTok being so much to the masses and everyday person, the best way to do those reviews would be the experience that a regular person would get.

So I get his angle in that regard, and I appreciate that. Why did this turn the timeline for fucking two weeks in disarray? And Atlanta Twitter was losing their fucking mind. Why was this such a big deal that his family got turned away. Like that happens at restaurants all the time.

It kind of unearthed the conversation that I guess most people in Atlanta have had for a long time and how- And they've probably experienced it with that restaurant. Yeah. And others alike. They just said it's really difficult. Atlanta restaurant scene is very difficult and hard to get a table, to get a reservation, to get served.

And just to get your daily service from what you'd expect from a brunch spot. So yes, someone as big as him, like put a spotlight on one specific spot, but I think it opened up a conversation for the whole city of people being like, this is Atlanta. This happens all the time in this city. What is our affiduation with like Yelp reviews, like reviews and critics on like food spots? Like, why do we

why does somebody else, like for Keith Lee, if he eats at a restaurant and he's like, oh, this food is amazing. Like, why do I trust his taste buds? It's like, it's almost like when people kind of come to you guys about album reviews and stuff like that, they will trust a year, a professional year, or someone who's, with experience to then understand

if this place where album is good or not. Agreed, but I think to Moll's question is more so the average person that just does Yelp reviews without a following or is known for that. I think it's tied into everything. Everyone feels like they have a voice in an opinion and everything that they says matters

and they feel like they impact. Even if no one sees it, it's tied into social media period. Yelp is just a small fraction of that same mind state just when it comes to food. I mean, do you guys go to bad reviewed restaurants? I'm going to be honest with you. I don't look at. I don't check out those stars.

I've never looked at a Yelp review. I look at the stars, but never the reviews. The stars are basically that. But they show you the stars. Like they eat with the stars. That's what I'm saying. For example, if you're ordering Uber eats. Yeah.

And they have the ratings of each restaurant. If you saw something that was 3.9 compared to 4.2, you're not going to go to that 3.9. But that's what I'm saying. It depends on the same menu. Like same... Because I've definitely eaten at some spots that I saw the reviews on like Uber each. And I'm like, damn, like, I like the burger in there.

Well, that's... I find if you ever do look at a review, it's less about the food and more about the service. Yeah, exactly. So like if I see, because I order a lot online or like grubhub or whatever, and a lot of the reviews, like 5,000 reviews, but 2,000 of them were like, this place sucks. The driver was an hour late. And I'm like, oh, so this isn't about the food at all. It's not about the service.

You're just talking about it. how late your food was. Yeah. Well, sometimes it's the restaurant's fault, though, because if a restaurant is taking over, like, an hour to get your shit done, that's kind of fucked up. Oh, it's homey's fault. He in the back, and he in the car got your food in the back.

That's where it does play a lot. Uber driver told me he forgot he had my food in the back. That's crazy. But that has nothing to do with the restaurant. No, absolutely not. But Yelp reviews. But Yelp reviews, again, that I don't look at. I could see someone talking about service

when you're in the restaurant, in dining. Like, you are paying an inflation charge because you want service. That is part of it. Even if you have great food, you're in the service business. It needs to be that way. Yeah. Or just open a Jamaican restaurant.

Now, if I have a shitty experience, I'm not... I'm not... I'm not pulling my phone out and doing something. I'm just never going to. Have you guys ever written? Have people ever done Yelp reviews to Jamaican restaurants? I'm sure. That would be hilarious.

That's gentrification and it's high... Yeah, I want to see what you're saying about... Litee for me. I'm saying the service. The ruder they are, the better the food. I want to be treated. that's like my kink and my cosplay of dominance versus so.

I want to be treated as shitty as possible when I go to a West Indian restaurant. Don't treat me with respect. Yeah, don't even talk to me. Same with Chinese food spots. Well, there's a language barrier. You don't know when they talk.

If you go like a real spot and try and they just like slam your food on the deal like what you're like let's go. They're like let's come in here and know what you want. You should come in here and don't stand here and look at the menu. I love that. It's the same shit everywhere. Yeah. Like you know what you get every.

getting fried rice and wings, man. Like, why you keep coming here staying at this menu? Now, there is a thing where now restaurants are these themed restaurants where they insult you. Oh, yeah, that's been a thing for a while. I like that, though. I feel like it's mad at fateful. Why not?

Well, give me an example. Like, you got to think, like, as a waitress, right? There's a spot in Chicago that's famous. Yeah, like, as a waitress or a waiter, if you're having a bad day and you work at one of these spots, you can really lean into it. But Rory wouldn't get hard to that because he knows it's a ploy. It's authentic at the Spanagan's not.

I need, I need, the same way I can't pay for sex and I don't do the escort thing I like really have this weird fantasy in my head that the girl I'm fucking likes me. Loves you. So when it's the opposite, I know at that Jamaican restaurant

they truly do not give a fuck about me but they do give a fuck about the food. This is like a hot dog joint. I don't want the role play of you're just an asshole at this theme restaurant. You want a real asshole. Yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. I also hate restaurants where the waiters and waitresses sit down with you. Ew. That's a thing? That is a thing at a few restaurants. Also, why is that so ill, though?

No, they'll like, when they take your order, they'll sit with you. No. It's like a thing. Why is that weird? Don't sit. Don't sit next to me.

Again, but I'm asking why is that so weird? Because I didn't, I didn't like it in house. I don't know you. I don't know you. I didn't come here with you. Like, why didn't sit next to me?

So this spot in Chicago called the Wiener Circle, it's a hot dog stand, and their whole shtick is when you go to order. Like, what the fuck do you want? like they just yell at you. That's fire. I don't think that's hitting very well.

Transmitters. How do they train for that? Like, is that part of the hiring process? Like, let's go out back. Yeah, I'll say, let me hear. Let me hear what you're going. Curse me out. Rich, dude?

Okay, what else? You know, people are pissed off at work. Rent, dude, they ain't got no money. Like, fuck you want, man. Why are you here? What's the worst Yelp review you guys have left? I don't love good Yelp reviews. You leave Yelp reviews?

I've left like two in my. lifetime. Yeah. You got to tell me why. It was good. Good food. Good service and good food? So you said let me run to the website and I was just bored. It was in college. I was just bored. I was just bored. I felt like that was a thing in college. Like yab was like, yo, who's? I was bored. Who can leave as many Yelps as possible? Square was a thing. I was going to say, I don't know.

Yelp was even a. What was it? No, what was it called? It was square. It was square and something else. You guys remember? Or square. You guys remember when Yelp, uh, you can become like a certified Yelper? Like there was that phase. And I think so I missed that meeting. I think it went so far that, like, South Park even did add an episode about it, but it was pretty much like people becoming their own food, becoming food critics famously, so they would just go to as many restaurants as you can.

And then if you go in, you get special treatment. Like, if you tell the manager, hey, I'm a certified yelper, they'll, like, give you free food. Yeah, so that's what Keith Lee is doing. Treat you very well. But it's kind of fuck. He just removed the middleman. He's not a yelper.

He's a food critic. I want to write to the restaurant. Yeah. Is there a Yelp review for like OnlyFans? Before I subscribe, can I, like, go to a site and they will review all OnlyFan pages? Quornhub. Twitter. Because, I mean, Joe Smith's wife was trending.

I was curious. I did see that. First and foremost, I think that this is great promo for her OnlyFans page. For sure. I think what the plan was, the video that I did see when she was supposedly recording him and him finding out at first, obviously this is all fake and just. Oh, you think this is a stage? It feels like this is great promotion for his wife's only fan. If you found out your girlfriend or wife had an only fans page,

you would be standing in your kitchen talking to the wall? Yes. No, you would not. You would be sitting down right across on the couch with her talking about, yo, what is this only fan shit? Like, what are you doing? I mean, I don't know if she wasn't that type of girl, never had an only fans before.

Yeah, I might be so perplexed that I was talking to the wall at that point. Like, this is the only fans? No, but the thing is, because he said, yeah, I knew about what you did before. So was she like a sex... She was something, I believe she was talking at TMZ and said he knew who I was when he met me. Yeah, but what was she? It's all sex work. And entertainer.

Judging from her Twitter, she's had it since May. And also she says, I believe, in the video, the link has been in my bio. Many she said he hasn't paid attention to her and when she got... Let me assure you one thing, ladies. Your man knows if you have an only fan's link. Also the first, if you go to the link in her bio, it's the first link on the separate link. So that's what I'm saying. It's promo. I get it.

But, um, okay. Now let's put your girlfriend. If your girlfriend, if you find out your girlfriend has an only fan. Before we got, like before we got together or while we were together, she made one. Let's start with the while you were together. Oh, she made one and I didn't know? Yeah. It's over. No, yeah. But what if, what if the content is just like her solo? Her solo?

Like, like, nude, not nude? Because lewd is like, Yeah, Lou. Like maybe you can see like if she has a white bikini or you can probably see the nipples through the bikini. I mean that's kind of my content. I'm not going to hold you. Yeah, it's like wet t-shirt type of thing. But it's feet. I don't like feet.

If you're showing feet, okay, see, that's where I'm like, if it's feet, yeah, fuck it, go for it. Just a girl I'm fucking, who cares? No, no, we're talking my girlfriend. No, girlfriend is showing feet. I'm not telling you. No, there's other ways to make money. And if we're together, there is some type of a partnership here. can find another way for you to make money.

But what if she's making... You don't need to... You're not making... Like 20 grand a month for just feet picks. She's not doing anything sexual. She's not like putting a banana on her toes unless... She's just scrunching her feet up like this. Just like curling her toes.

But see, that's dangerous, though. That's dangerous. That's dangerous territory because it goes from... Okay, I'm making 20K showing feet. It's a faceless operation. I understand it. Until I show my pussy. You know what I'm saying?

We got to be careful because you can start with... I'm just showing feet, babe. Like, you know, why not just... You know, show them feet. It's like, okay, they just want to see me pour honey on my toes. And it's that, you know, put my feet in some fruit loops, whatever. Okay, cool. Am I getting a cut?

But now, but now it's, yo, if I'm making this, just showing my feet. But what was she doing before? Like, I need this scenario. Was she a bartender? Because that's just par for course. I feel like that's like, yeah, that's how I fall for it. I wouldn't be surprised in that regard. It's like, all right, you were bartender.

This is just naturally the progression that goes with this. But yeah, if she was, you know, a legal aid and then got laid off and then all of a sudden I see an only fans in her IG bio one Monday. Yeah. I'm going to have some questions. There's an, well, that's the thing. If she didn't have a proper discussion with you about it before it happened, I think that's kind of fucking. I need to find out what the content is on her only fans. Like.

So far, I wonder what I said on her Twitter. It's just her like kind of like naked. She said it's solo work. Yeah. It's just her naked. It's not her game thing. I mean, solo work could be her putting a fucking this tripod in her ass. That's solo work.

This tripod? We've seen that too. Yeah. Like, yeah. That could be solo work. How much do you think she's doing in the private message for that? Is that a $30 tier?

Yeah, that might be. Tripod or dinner of Jay-Z? Someone always... Let me get it off, all right? Let me get it off. Damn, that was bad. Damn. Dinner with Bad Bunny or Tripod in your ass.

See, how was that better? How was that better? It's the same when you get down it. I just want to, I want to go. I'm going to commend Joe Smith for going along with this shit and playing along with it, though. That's why I feel like guys that know what their girl did before they met them should promote this and help it. The same way he's doing with these fake skits right here. Yeah.

Because I'm sure she had an uptick that went crazy. Of course. She's on TMZ. So to her point on TMZ, he knew what I was doing when we met. So if he's cool with that, yeah, support your queen. Get this content on. because I don't think this is real because I don't think any

any man is just allowing that. You never been so mad though you just like talk to the wall. I've been happy. I've been happy and did it. Yeah. It's gonna be a good day.

Yeah, but Roy, he's a wall puncher. We know that. That's his bag. It was a long time ago. That's that white boy bag. I love punching wall. I am not my past.

You are long overdue for a wall punch. A nice, I have not punched a wall and a real. I got a feeling. I got to feel this is going to happen in London. We're going to get some dry wall in his knuckles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got a fill in London and wall. You'll need you who punched brick? I would hope not. Very strong. I'm not as strong as brick. That's like when NFL players punch each other in the head when they have helmets on. It's like, you're just going to break your hand. Yeah.

Yeah. What are you doing to the helmet? I don't know if I'd punch a wall if I found out my girl just posted a OnlyFans one day. I wouldn't go for the wall. Oh, that's not it bad. I wouldn't go for her. I'm just saying, I wouldn't punch anything. Wait, that sounded really bad.

I'm just saying, yo, hold up. We go into some of some of my chartered territories. There's dangerous. Dangerous towards us. We get like, what do you mean? It's not what I'm suggesting at all. I'm just like, oh, whoa, what are you going to punch if it's not the water? I would go to the gym.

Yeah, yeah. That out there. Knock her out. Yeah, yeah. That's bad. No, no. That's terrible. Well, I hate the Twitter question, but I am curious based off some of the women that you put money bags on her.

I know it means nothing, this and that. But women are in that field that would have only fans that you may want to entertain and possibly fall in love with. He'd fuck them. It's a pretty common thing at this point with the women that we come across within our genre, that they have only fans. I'm not saying they're getting fucked on only fans, but they have only fans. And they probably, for the right amount of money, are doing some solo videos, doing certain things. Yeah. Can you live with that?

Me? Yeah. No. Moving on. you know, I'm not I mean like you wouldn't be in a relationship with him we can have fun so you'd fuck them

but what if in like in the middle of having fun you start to fall in love no you don't fall what if a girl if a girl approached you say she has the only fans and you're just fucking or whatever it's like an occasional hookup

yeah but she asks you to be a guy in her content that happened to me before yeah that happened to me would you do that just to fuck or would you be like well if you're let's bust down this bag would you want to collect

on your content I would have to see the accounting I'm not If you're going to use my likeness, I need to see What I'm getting out of this Are we profit partners? What are we? Yeah. I've been asked that and I turn it down.

I've definitely been asked. A girl's definitely asked me. Have you done it? No. But she's definitely asked me if she was like, damn, like this Our sex tapes will be lit on Onlyfans. It's like a lot of money waiting to happen. And I didn't entertain it because I'm just like, what am I going to say?

Like, you know what I'm saying? I'm just listening. I'm like, oh, yeah? You could manage her. How much would you put your sex tape out for? I have a, I have a, I think I told you, but I have a sex tape bro that I know. And she's like popular. Like, I know this would go crazy on Onlyfans, but of course I would never do that.

And my face is not in it, but I would never do that. It's just Tims and Sox. What if we like miss a payment on this studio space? Can I send it to Harvey ATMZ? Send it directly to our house? It wouldn't come from you. It would come from my email. I'd be like, damn, it got leaked.

Yo. I mean, Rory and I switch phones back. As many women as there are out there that have only fans is way more that don't. I believe that. Like, it's way more. I mean, by sheer numbers. Let me get it off.

So back to what Rory was saying, like, I wouldn't have a wife a girl that, no. But all right, let's go with your numbers. Depending on the content. Let's go with your numbers, theory here. The amount of women that we see you pursue publicly. Let me say pursue. give attention to via the comments. Pursue.

If we went down that ratio, I would say 60, 40, 60 being the women with only fans. I think 40 would have no only fans, but 60 would have it. That means in this case you somehow like women who have only fans. That's your type, actually. I like women. It is your type. Same. But like the stigma of only fans, how really realistically, if you look at numbers,

how many women on only fans are having sex on OnlyFans? I feel like 90% of it's solo. feed shit. A lot. A lot of... But they're having sex with their partner. So it's not, you know... Really?

Yeah. It's just like... I feel like so many of these women aren't actually fucking. Well, the ones I come across a lot like that... Mm-hmm. ...cross. Yeah.

The profiles that I come across, they are having sex. But it's usually with the person that they're really with, like they're... Boring. So that's a team bag. They're busting that down amongst household. I hope so. That's groceries and gas. It's working remote.

That's kind of lit, though. It's the pandemic's fault. Yeah. It's... Anyone review Joe Smith's wife's IG? I mean, OnlyFans? I'm trying to, let me see. You got the plug?

I got the plug. Ma has the firestaker equivalent for OnlyFans? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's sick. You know, Gail broker OnlyFand. Okay. Wait, why is Alexis, Texas trending right now? Let's, all right.

Friend of the show. I hope she didn't do anything crazy, or she's not a friend of the show. Is she on Joe Smith's Wife's OnlyFans? They're calling her the Paul Goat. So it seems to be pretty. She went crazy. Positive. Okay.

Shout out to Alexis. Oh, if she was inducted into the porn Hall of Fame. Hey, congratulations? Wait, what? Hell yeah. Is that a thing? Congrats. That's a big.

Round of applause for Alexis, man. Yeah. She's been in my Hall of Fame. Woo. Y'all late. Oh, okay. She didn't need to be recognized by the Greens. She's already had classes.

Yeah, like, y'all are late with that one. Like, she's been in my Hall of Fame for sure. All right. So you find out your wife as OnlyFans. You have to deal with it. Talk to a wall. After you've comment. down, maybe punch that wall, talk

to your friends. Do you pull out your debit card and do do some research? What? Oh, my girl, you better give me that login. Man, I'm taking her computer. No, she said in this lie that he moved out of the house, so they haven't had any communication. Do you think on that ride home in a red light

he just looked at his phone like, what's my debit pin? Oh, man. I subscribe to your girls. The only fans that you didn't know he had is hilarious. That's rough. That's rough. That's nuts. Are you kidding me? Like, while we're having this discussion, you have to show me what's on here. Yeah. Yeah. Give me that long. But the way that they

pitched this, there was no real conversation after that. So let's go with their lie and their narrative. Here's, if I'm putting myself in that situation, I'd have to battle my pride versus my curiosity. And who do you think is winning? I don't know. I think the curiosity might win. But you're going to be so mad. Curiosity is always going to win for me.

Yeah, but that's why. I would be curious. You're going to be so tightful. And I'm a prideful fucking. I look at Reddit after every episode. I'm looking at my girls' only fans. Yeah. I don't draw the line at my girls' Yeah. Yeah, but I...

I find IP addresses from... You gotta buy that shit. Our egos are so fragile, though. It's like five bucks. Like, our egos are way too fragile for that. But you could probably think your wife was faithful, but like, what is she doing on her only fans? Yeah, but if she's the only fans...

But someone gonna hit her up. Throwing a... Throwing a dildo in her... In her... Yeah, like, that's solo work. What if you made a burner account on Onlyfans and then DM's your wife just to like see what the menu was.

Oh, God. And then imagine seeing like your bedroom. Oh, that's even worse. I take it back. I'm punching holes in the wall. Jesus is like your championship ring is like a butt plug or something like that. That'd be wild.

It's kind of creative. And I'd have to know what you know. You know, you always got to go like. Nah, he's special. Like what if you start seeing your shit in frame? Like, why is my book? Yeah, but the championship ring. That's my room.

The butt plug is crazy. I mean, hey. What are we talking? She's a winner. That's fucking crazy. What if it was Flavor Flavs singing the national anthem in your master bedroom while she put the championship ring in her butthole? That's a $1,000. Yeah, I would pay for that comment right there.

Flav in your house? Yeah, yeah, y'all was Flav in your house? When was Flav in my house? Y'all was laughing that national anthem? I wasn't laughing. I just laughed. He didn't sound as bad as I thought he would. Like if you told me Flavor Flav sang the national anthem and I didn't hear it, and then I'm like, all right, but now we know Flav or Flav is.

You were expecting the best? He's a trained musician. He's a trained musician. People don't know that. Flavor Flavent is a trained musician. He's a classically. Yes. He plays.

He plays. He plays. Well, he didn't match them too much of. I mean, you know, he's not the greatest vocalist, but I would have thought that it would have been worse than this. I'm going to be honest. Should we take a quick listen? Let's listen to it. Listen to it.

Jesus. He's trained, right? Should have had the piano there just so we can get in key. Yeah. Imagine getting ready for your second or third NBA game as a rookie and trying to stay serious while Flav is singing the national. I feel like Chris Roussard should have used that word for him. That's disrespectful.

That's a Bronx legend right there. Don't do that. That's a... Long Island legend. Is he from Long Island? Flav? Yeah. I thought he was from the Bronx.

All the public enemies from Long Island. Really? Well, he's lived in a Bronx. I have a fun Flav Flav's story. His niece. Flav would be the one to move from Long Island to the Bronx. He's the other way around. Flav has lived in the Bronx for at least 40 years.

Guarante. He was born in Roosevelt. Okay. So he had Long Island. His niece used to go to school up, upstate, where I grew up. And when they would play basketball games, he would go to the game, sit in the stands, women's basketball games and throw money in the crowd. You would make it rain at women's high school basketball games.

See, now, that's, see now, if more of us went to the WMBA games and did that. Why don't you do that? Then they could start talking about getting the same pay as Jason Tatum and Jalen Brown. That's what's going to start the combo. Yeah, I mean, why not? Let's start it. Let's see what happens.

You guys would say that one of the most iconic eras of Instagram was the walkaway video? I don't know if I want to say iconic, but it's up there, yeah. Flav is probably the exact reason for the walkaway video. It's crazy that a member of public enemy is the reason we have the Instagram IG Chick walkaway video. Why did you say that? I would give Delicious the credit and founder of the walkaway video on Instagram. We would not know Delicious if it wasn't for FlavorFlave. So technically, Public Enemy invented the IG Chick walkaway video.

Okay. Damn. Wasn't delicious? When you break the signs down. Well, Delicious was definitely... Professor X is the reason. That women say go and start walking? For the anti-Semitism.

Forget it. The what? Anti-sypity. You bring it back to that? Public enemy was very progressive. They were. And Leor Cohen took Chuck D to the Holocaust Museum

and opened his eyes and they understand. I don't know what the fuck we're he's talking about right now. He's going off on a tangent. Public enemy. Okay. Great group.

Hip hop 50. But flamed. Keep me off. You're saying buzzwords? His sugar is love. Are you okay? Are you faith up? If you guys could live in my mind right now, everything I just said was hilarious in my own brain. Well, that's the thing. That's the problem.

Okay, I'll try to bring it back. Yeah, yeah. IG walkaway video, we were talking about only fans. All of that starts with the walkaway video. Shout delicious, great human being. True. She started the walkaway video, in my opinion. She made it popular.

We know delicious because of flavor of love. So I can tie back. You know how your family did the Rockefeller family tree? Public enemies outside of Professor X and that world also has this other side of Instagram models. I'm just trying to show the range of public enemy. Shout out to Flavor Flav. I want to know who was on the board at the NBA

that approved that because I know it took 30 people to approve Flavor Flav singing that. And I'd love to talk to all of them. I want to know why people weren't as outraged as this as they were about Colin Cap and taking a knee. As Flavor doing the national anthem? Yeah. why would they break that down, Maul?

Come on. Why? Are you trying to say it was a shit performance? It's, they're basically like, they're laughing at the national anthem. They know Flay with Flav cannot sing. This is like, oh, you're saying it's a mockery. It's a mockery. But Flav did put something on his IG or Twitter and said that he has families that are veterans and he really.

No, you got to make it personal. We know. We got to tie it into. Yeah. Brother died two years ago. He did. He said that he has an uncle or something that was veteran and he wanted to honor his family. Is there anybody that doesn't have a veteran in their family? In their family. Yeah.

We all have a veteran. I think this generation under us might be the first ones that that will be the first generation without veterans. No. No way. Dude, Iraq. Yeah, I was going to say. But how many people, like, it's not all of our, all of our grandfather served in World War II. It was just a... Hey, well, we're serving World War III in about four months. Yeah, that's what I say. We about to be the veterans. Between Vietnam, World War II, like all that back-to-back. It was like the golden era of wars with generations. Like no matter what, you have to have something.

Even if it's down to Korea, Desert Storm, whatever the shit that lasted in your family. Whatever Jarhead was about. Desert Storm doesn't count for you? Between the 40s and the 80s, it was just war, war, war, war. This generation now, their elders. Are you trying to say some of them were in Iraq? Are you trying to say they're not real veterans? You're saying Iraq didn't know.

No, I'm saying that this generation under me will be the first ones that across the board, don't have veterans as family members that are alive. Yeah, but I hear what you're saying, but our agenda, like us, we would theoretically be those veterans, people that went to Iraq or whatever. And I'm saying our age or older. The population of Americans that went to Iraq

as compared to World War II, Vietnam, Korea, Desert Storm, like, it was drastically different. No, yeah, we didn't have a draft. We had people to show up to high schools with pull-up bars and tell me you can get a Camaro in four years. still happens by the way I gotta look at this country I thought about it

you thought about signing up Rory definitely did that Koppola bar at all four lunches at my high school for all four years there was Navy Marine Army was all sitting in the cafeteria that's not sick to y'all that they allowed that in schools

like for people to come up to your school and like set up a table they would target the football team especially that's fucking crazy it's crazy but I mean there's a lot of people that don't understand what they were just making a competition

but I was also in high school do 20 push up I was in high school you can you can go fight a football for this country. Iraq war hit. Like the middle of it, I was a sophomore in high school. So, like, they needed people.

Yeah, but going to a high school was fucking crazy. My lunch room, that's all they did. Yeah. Same with my... And a lot of kids loved it, too. That's insane, bro. A lot of kids wanted that.

Because not only you want a kid to sign up for the Army, right? For the armed forces. But it's like, everything that comes with that, though. The PTSD. Firsthand, that's it. And you're kind of making that decision

of like 15, 16 years old. Like, you You're talking to kids. And you're talking about the armed forces? Meanwhile, I'm sitting there, spicy chicken or chicken nugger? Yeah, like, you don't know. What should I do today? That's just fucking crazy.

It's so many things that we just look past, like, growing up. I just got a boner for the first time. You want to pick up this AK-47? I don't even know how my dick works. You think I know how this fucking... I haven't left the city I grew up. You weren't in Iraq? What the fuck is that?

Matter of fact, I'm at second period lunch and I'm scheduled for third period lunch. irresponsible. Don't. Setting up a table in the lunchroom for kids to sign up for the armed forces is, it's just so much that's wrong with this country. Wait till that dress is. But you need that type of person to go to war, no?

Like, I don't want to. No, the type of person. But what other strategy would you have? The type of person is not the person you send the war. You need someone a little loose brain. The type of person you need to send the war is the dudes that's not at school. They're not here. I mean, now with drones.

They're getting the cream of the crop. But in 05, when the Iraq, Iraq war was happening and I was trying to order a spicy chicken. I was the dumb ass that they should have been like, yeah, well, we'll pay for your college and you could build a refrigerator after. And you can have both spicy and non-spicy. What you need to do is set that table up by the fucking liquor store and get some of those kids cutting school by 7-11.

I don't know about that. Yeah. That's who you send the war. Send them to war. Don't send the kid that doesn't, like, he's going to go. We're going to lose if we send kids like, where are we to the war? I agree. I wasn't saying I was a good kid.

We're going to lose. These dudes that's out here gang banging and shooting shit. up anyway. Yo, send them to the war. They're shooting anyway. They already know how to shoot. I don't have a shot of guns, sir. I don't even know where my chemistry be flasked. I don't know if my face should be saying this statement. I just don't know if like the GDs will fall in line

with discipline when they get over. You don't need discipline at war. I just feel like you That's all they do. All you got to do is take all of niggas in Chicago. Those are the ops. Shoot them. Take it home Shirek and take them to Iraq and take them to Ireland. That's it. Simple.

Don't bring kids like Rory. He ain't going to shoot nobody in war. You don't think Rory would shoot? I, listen, I shoot with two hands because I know how to shoot. In Chicago, they shoot with one hand. Don't bring that kid to war. You can't shoot with two hands in war. I mean, what do you do with other hand? What are you filming with the camera?

No. You're not shooting. You don't use a handgun. Well, it depends on the gun. Well, yeah, you need to run out with your... I've seen it with no these. I don't know why I'm talking like I know what the fuck happens in war. But, you know, I've played called dude.

They keep one right here. Like, when you run out of bullets... I mean, you switch it. You know, you got the pistol right there. Yeah. shots. We would lose. We would fucking lose. You don't think I'd be good in war? No. If I put my

mind to it at 18 years old, I think I would have been great at war. Do you guys think you'd be in terms of the kind of war, the person in the field, would you be like the ambusher, the sniper, or like, what role would you want to play on a battlefield? Photographer. Let me be a sniper. I don't want to be a photographer.

Don't put me in that scenario. I don't want to go in there. Sniper seems like... Journalists. It's a cool job until like they find you. It's a cool job. Start flying. Yeah, because you're in a little nest. Like you're fucked.

Yeah. They wouldn't find me though. Oh, stop. Man, your hips would poke out that. Bro, I was, you know how snipers have to lay with their feet out like that? You can't do that. Your feet don't go like this. I was high and seek champion like three summers.

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, I was hide and seek champion like three summers. Imagine Moore going to scout snipers like, yo, manhunt. That's my shit. Yeah. Give me that sniper. Like you can't, like, I would be able to, because I can shoot. I have great aim.

Well, you know, sniper is drastically different. Yeah. I know how to shoot a pistol and I'm okay with a shotgun. I wouldn't even know where to begin with the knobs and the wind and the calculations for the hyper. They'll teach you all of that, but I'm just saying I'm a pretty good shot. How far did you go in math? Were you algebra? Sniping is a lot of math.

It's math you have to do in your head, like at the time. You're trigonomic. Sniping's cool. It's a two-person job. What do you mean? Yeah, do you have to... There's this actual shooter, and then there's the guy who's like kind of like the math material.

Kind of like a golfer and his cat. Oh, it was giving you to a cordon of everything. Yeah, like three knots to the left. Two knots. Like, yeah, it's pretty... Julian and I know this because we're Bradley Cooper fans and we, you know, saw American. We know exactly what it's like.

That didn't shoot her. Shout out Marky Mark. Yeah. He never had a spotter. He didn't? He was raw dogging? Oh, he had the Indian kid. But before that, he was just with his dog,

like in the woods. blowing up suit cans and shit. Yeah, the dog was a Buffy cans. Yeah. That was a great movie though. I like that movie. I think in 2008, if I put my mind to it,

I would have been a good soldier. Why 2000? Hey, you might be a good soldier in 2023 if this drive happens. And would have went to Afghanistan. But yeah, but you like, your OCD, you would have started cleaning up like the minefield. You just sort of like just picking you. Like, this is a message.

It sounds pretty valuable to me. Yeah, but then you're going to pick up a mine that hasn't detonated yet in that world dead. You know what stopped me from even thinking. about war, which outside of the obvious, when that camel spider picture went viral in like

2006 or 7, I was like I'm cool on Oh yeah, that'll ever going to war in Iraq. I don't have a rectinfolio. Type in camel spider, U.S. Army. That one right there. That went viral when I was in high school. Yeah, I'm good on that. They were in sleeping bags and shit. No fucking way.

Forget any Taliban. Like, cool. We could have that conversation. That's not. That's the crap. But fuck that. Yeah, that's the alien. They can traverse sand speeds up to 25 miles an hour.

And that was debunked. I think that's two camel spiders. It is. It's sort of fake. Either way, fuck that. If I saw that picture, it'd still be like,

fuck that shit. They can move up to 45 miles. They can jump four to six feet. It's like Spider-Man. Well, Julian, if they bite you, the flesh and muscle falls off leaving a home. It's the Muslim Spider-Man.

What do you see? What? What? It's not the Muslim Spites. Don't do that. We don't know what Peter's... Peter looked like a Catholic. He was from Queens.

He was definitely, yeah. He was definitely Catholic. He was definitely Catholic. He was definitely Catholic. He was definitely Catholic. What? He was from Massap. Yeah.

Uncle Ben got his shit rock. O.D. Spider-Man is definitely a Catholic. Oh, 100%. Julian, we're closer in age. Did you have friends that went to Iraq or North Africa, Afghanistan? I had a friend that seriously considered it. And I thought it would be a good...

a decent fit for him, but I'm glad he pivoted. But now, I know one guy, actually I do know a guy. He went that route, came back home, became a cop. Now he's a cop upstate. This is the guy that, oh, he's great, God, Mollingham. Same political views. This kid, we used to run, I used to run cross country. And he was the captain of the cross country team.

And he's not your typical. I was like a buck 10 soaking wet and tiny. This guy was Jack. He was too big to run cross country. He was a football player that just did it stay. in shape. That's cool. And you know how people run like yell at cross-country runners when they're in a pack run, force run. They're like

lose up losers. Yeah. He on a weekly basis would run without breaking the stride up to the person that said that. Knock, just write one hook to the face. Knock them out and then we would just keep running. He was the most violent kid I knew. And then he went to war, came back and now he has a gun for a living.

He's a killing machine. He has a what? He's a cop. Like he carries a gun. This is one of the most Violin kids I knew in high school. Now he just hasn't gone. Well, no, he's making a living off of it. Yeah, I respect that. My cousin that called into the pod from one of our patrons. We were talking about St. Patrick's Day.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. We're the same age. He went to North Africa, Iraq, and Afghanistan. Jesus. He took one in the leg. Evan went crazy. Came back. Now he's a plumber.

Nice. He makes a great living. He's a dramatic. Yo, if I get shot in war for this country, and I come back, and the only job, I can give him as a plumber. I'm killing everybody. Yo, but that's the reality.

I'm killing everybody. I got to get why they go crazy. It's like, yo, I went to forth for this country and this is what I come back to. Yeah. And then some people just don't come back to jobs. At all. I feel bad, too, like every...

It's weird when you have people that are your age, because I've had older family members that were in the military and, like, veteran days comes around. It's like, Grandpa, I know you lost people, but you're 60, 70 years old. Mm-hmm. Your friend that didn't go to war just died.

Yeah. It's weird Evan and I are. same age. Veterans Day when he posts on IG, like the people he lost. I'm like, God damn, Iraq was way crazier than I thought it was. Yeah, no, it was crazy. Like, how are you okay? Yeah. I actually, I had a, like, they all go to the gravesite every Veterans Day, like each person that was just specifically in their tent. And I'm like, God, damn. My boy did I grow up with him. That's where 18, I remember when I was like, I'm going to St. Peters. He's like, I'm going to North Africa. Yeah. Yes. My guy grew up with him. Then he went to temple.

He went to Iraqi War. And the stories that he tells me is like, you know, walking and seeing your friend step on the fucking mind and blow up. Yeah, and blowing up, yeah. It's fucking crazy. It's like, how do you send people to go do that and then bring them back to society and think that they're going to just be regular, normal functioning people? Well, Evan was a little fucked up before. But that's the- Oh, my God, bro.

But that's the point. They usually target people that are in that. they're not putting up they're not putting those fucking crossfit bars outside of harvard's campus exactly and that's my point that's my point they're going to go to the community college on charles river it's fucked up well hopefully all of the soldiers over there are now able to wear skims uh kim Kardashian she announced the partnership with the NBA and I'm assuming uh they'll do something with the WNBA too at some point yeah no they're all they're all affiliated uh but skims is now the official underwear partner with NBA

affiliated. The NBA owns the W. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. I wonder how much. It's crazy that Skim, which started as a woman's company, the NBA gets it first. I wonder if Kanye gets any of this. Yeah, he owns part of skims. Oh, that's actually a really interesting question. This was a gift to Kim, but he does, I would imagine, owns.

That's what I'm saying. He gifted her. I don't know if he still has anything legally. I think he gifted her a percentage while he still has one. Oh, okay. I'm not going to get in their pockets, but I do want to try this, though. If they have, like, some great boxer briefs, like the material is good. as long as it's not that, it's a weird, like, polyester boxer boots. I like the cotton.

The cotton? Yeah, I like the cotton. So what's the difference in this marketing plant? Is it because they partner with the NBA? Because when Fashion Nova men came out, every guy on earth was like, gay, gay, not doing that. If you wear that, you're gay. Skims, I see a lot of men like, yo, can't wait to cop.

I don't know. What's, is it the marketing that's different? Kind of. There are the official underwear representative of the NBA, NBA and USA basketball. So it's just like, it's like basically... I think it's gayer that once you see LeBron wear them, that you're okay with it, but wouldn't wear fashion over men because some IG girl.

The fact that Draymond Green gave you the confidence to wear skims is way gayer to me. Go put on fashion over women at that point. I think that this is because obviously when you play basketball, you wear compression shorts underneath. Yes. It's a natural fit. I wonder if these are compression shorts or are these like, underwear. No, it says underwear.

Okay. Skim is now the official underwear. Is compression on skims. Yeah, it has the same type of thing, yeah. I think I'm going to give it a go. It's all body positive shapewear, quote unquote. Okay, with my dad bod, I've been gaining a lot of weight. This has been bringing some of my confidence back.

We should all just wear skin. Shaped's better and how I look. I'm going to try it. I want to see it. I'm all tips. I'm 30 years in with Haynes. Because you've got a fire, Roy. they're they're why y'all laughing what if i did i don't understand what's the laugh what's the

what if i did not get a faha but why not because you just jim jones war went you don't need it did he did he jim yeah yeah i don't remember that viral photo no what the right around the time of the iraq war the timeline was camel spider and jim jones vaha it was the first game it's a wonderful time uh before dj and jr jr jane envy. The inventor of where Caesar got his blueprint from. Wake up now. Oh my God, wake up now? Ugh.

You don't remember that. I remember that. I just brought it up. You brought it up, but you don't remember. I remember. I was 23 when it came out. Yes, I remember. You don't remember the people that was attaching themselves. Of course I remember. Like, top names? Like, who? I don't know. Everybody was getting on that shit. Jimmy, shout out to

Jim, love you, but he was 100%. Get that skin. A leader. of wake-up now. They need to lock a ball and wake-up now. Kaylin was going crazy. Wake-up now. Anybody that was down

will wake-up now, I think that y'all should have to go to court. Y'all should face some penalties because that was some bullshit from the jump. It's all Ponzi schemes. But what was so crazy?

World Ventures. At least with Caesar's Ponzi scheme, you knew what it was. It was like, all right, you give money for real estate. It's a scam. Wake up now never really explained what the scam was.

It was just give money to them and it was like a cult. Exactly. There was no fake house. You bring three more people to tell. them to wake up. You go to a seminar, you post it on your Instagram.

They sold themselves as a multi-level marketing company that sold products and services focused on health and financial men. That's what Caesar did. Yeah, houses. There you go. Yeah. Well, anyways. He was like, yo, listen, we're not going to do people.

Founded in 2009. What if I got a waste trainer, though? That would be nasty. There is men compression, like shirts and shit like that. I feel like that's a lot. You're my fat ass would go for a lot. Yeah, at that point, it's my fan. What you doing?

I would just stop eating pizza right before. tape. Just go to the gym. Snickers. Like, putting on a compression shirt. Come on. And, like, you're taking away the actual point of exercise. Like, outside of staying healthy, like, just get active.

That's it. That's it. Some people can't do it. You'd be like that. I'm able-bodied. I should go work out. Yeah, you should go work out. Put a Faha on and then what's the thing now that they're strapping up, like,

electricity shit? What? Huh? Yeah. It's another new thing. You can lay in your bed and do a whole gym work. workout. They strap like all the electricity things to contract your muscles. Yeah. That's like the pregnancy. That's just that's a lot. That's a lot. Yeah.

Be more lazy. That's so lazy. Be more of a lazy piece of shit. I rather use a shake weight than do that. That's fucking stupid. Do I remember that? You definitely have a shake weight. I definitely don't have a shake weight. Trust. What was so funny about the shake weight? I would rather do something. They never really showed the results of the forearm. I would just rather be my only showed the before. And like you know, who needs their forms to be that much stronger? Like what do you need strong? Like what do you need strong? strong forms for. They did. Good grip.

And, uh, made a lot of money. It sold more than two million in less than a year, a $20 a piece, 40 million in revenue. I can guarantee anything. I can guarantee $20 million in revenue was based off men trying to be funny at Christmas. Yeah. Yeah, it's like, it's like, it's like, it's like, that's like a, yeah, it's like some stupid gift to get somebody. Like, like, I got you to shake weight. I've gone to, uh, when we've been on the road, I've gone to some of the hotel,

gyms and they'll have a shake weight. Are you dead ass? It's just funny to just see it. That's so weird. It's funny to even see somebody coming in and try to use it. Yeah. Yeah, it's like they kind of put it where

like all the medicine balls are and the yoga mats and there's just a random one single shake weights. You see someone wiping it down. There's two shake weights just too much. You gotta have one per gym. Have you ever been to the Mondrian in L.A. gym? Yeah. I went.

It's pretty small, right? Yeah. So we were on the road and I went there and we had a security guard with a swole who we've talked about before. I was in there just starting my workout. Very small. Jim. Swole, who is probably

the size of this entire studio. He's so long. He was like, Roar, you working out too? I'm not anymore. No, I'm out. Yeah. It's all yours. That's over. Everything in here. Yeah. Take it. Cool. Rest and peace and prayers and condolences to the family of Matthew Perry. He was found

dead in his home in Malibu Saturday. I'm guessing that we'll find out more about the cause of death. Toxicology report is pending autopsy, probably still pending to part of an iconic show, Friends. So everybody was kind of like, you know, sad to receive this news.

Where people got into, you know, cryptic IG posts and all of that, that's whatever. That's for those people. But rest of peace to Matthew Perry passed away Saturday at his home in California. Also, rest and peace to one of the greatest coaches, I think, if not the greatest college coach of all time. Bobby Knight. he passed away yesterday. 93. 93 years old.

Legendary Indiana head basketball coached three NCAA titles. 83, my bad. And I don't mind making light of this to some degree because he was 93. 83. Well, still lived a very long life. Bobby, he wasn't fit for this era. No. Bobby didn't want to be here anymore.

No, no. I mean, well, he doesn't. Don't sue his family, but this. He hasn't coached his thing. Where we're at right now, I'm just saying life. Period. Bobby is not fit for this. Well, you know, I mean, well, we talk about all the time when you get into those, you know, those guys are in the 80s.

They came up in a different time in America. So, but all of that is whatever. But Bobby Knight, to me, one of the greatest, if not the greatest college basketball, college, men's college basketball coach of all time. Passed away 83 years old. So salute to one of the greatest basketball minds that the game has ever seen.

And one of the toughest coaches that we've ever seen in the game. And listen, man, sometimes you have to just throw a chair. He didn't throw it at anyone. Listen, I understand it. Like, it was a controlled outburst. It was just to send a message. I wasn't trying to hit nobody. Didn't hit anyone.

Yeah. Wasn't targeted. Just, you know. Yeah. Just frustration. Let it out. Rest and peace, coach, Bobby Knight. Julian.

Yeah. Males. Voices. Actually, before we get to voicemails, we do have a quick guest. And then we can get right into voicemails. Do we? But I would like to. to bring in somebody quickly that we can sit down with to answer some questions about the traffic

that I just hit on the way here. Real quick. Just quick. Very quick. And then we'll get right to voicemail. One of our clothes. All right. Cool.

You're a South Bend guy. You know, the other name thing. Yeah, you kind of got to be unless you're a contrarian. I wouldn't get the vote if you weren't. Yeah. How about you? How are they doing all right? They're pretty good.

I mean. I saw them lose a tough one. A few. That's a Louisville. It's probably Louisville. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, that was a little bit painful.

Ohio State was a bit painful, but it's not been all right. The game, Ohio State. Oh, yeah, that was. Well, because they were both undefeated going in that. So we always have high expectations until somebody beats us. But, no, they, you know. Until somebody beats us. I see, it's going to be a respectable year.

We got this guy, Estimae, he's kind of like he used to be with Jerome Bettis. Like, you just know he can punch through and get you a few yards. Yeah. So it's fun to watch. I haven't even caught every game, but it's fun to watch. Love the Notre Dame. Rudy is one of my favorite movies.

he doesn't. I remember when they were that's what you go with? No. No. How's Rudy overreed? It's a movie about a guy on the practice squad. That's what makes it so compelling. He gets the play. Exactly. Finally gets in. I want to see the story of the Vince Vaughn character going to the NFL. That would be funny. That would be funny.

So they shot some of those scenes during a game. There's a part, yeah, at halftime, you know, to get all the crowds. All the players went off and then the actors came out and they changed of scoreboards and they had us all cheer for Rudy. They told everybody that day not to wear too much neon that they did. You were there? So you were at the Rudy? Yeah, yeah, I was a kid because I used to go to all the games with my dad.

Oh, wow. Because he worked there. Okay. So, yeah, I remember that whole, it was a big deal on time. Did you know why you were yelling Rudy or they were just like, everyone just yell this name? I kind of assumed as a kid that it must have been a movie about one of the great football players in their name history.

Like, obviously a little different. Meanwhile, that's what makes it such a good movie. Yeah. Rolling. Yeah. All right, well, today we are joined. This is a pleasant surprise. Yes.

We didn't think that we would be sitting down speaking to. Not at all. We have the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg. Welcome. Thank you. Welcome to the Rory and Mall show. We have a lot of questions being New Yorkers with transportation. And we grew up on the subway system.

We know we don't have you for that long, so I want to get to the important issues first. Yeah. Can you handle some of these for me? Hold on. This one's final notice open immediately. You should start with that one. Start with that one. one. These, I think, are overdue.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. If just, you need my zip code or license plate number, but if you can just handle these for me, this would be great. They're killing us for these. Just think of all the good infrastructure you might be financing with this. That's the way to think about it. What happened in Baltimore, man? What's up with these tree huggers? We're trying to get more SUVs on the road. We saw

that there were some protesters that charged the stage a few weeks ago. Look, they're passionate about climate. I'm passionate about climate, some disagreements about how to give from here to there. But the bottom line to me is we need to move quickly to make transportation more climate friendly out of our entire economy. The part that puts the most into greenhouse gas is the sector that contributes to the most carbon pollution is transportation. So to me, that just means we have to make sure that transportation is the biggest part of the solution, or at least try to be, making sure more people have a chance to have easy access to transit and a reliable subway is part of how you do.

do that. Making it cheaper to have an EV is part of how you do that. There's a bunch of steps that we are taking. But the thing is, you can't flip a switch. It's not just going to happen tomorrow. We need an aggressive approach, but we also need a path. We can't just wake up one day and we're overnight done with fossil fuels. So what we're putting together is a smart plan that goes after the things that are easier to do now, like EVs are a technology that exists. We just got to make it more affordable. And then some things that are much harder to do, aviation is harder to decarbonize because we don't know how to propel an airliner without using fossil fuels. But even there, we figured out ways to use more sustainable fuels that have a lower life cycle cost, ultimately

life cycle carbon pollution. It means there's less, even on existing engines, existing technology, but with better fuel, there's less carbon pollution. All those things have to happen at the same time. Some people are frustrated we can't do it overnight. I get that. But what we've done in the Inflation Reduction Act, that's the biggest climate action that any country has undertaken ever. And you think big business with fossil fuels and oil is stopping that from happening in a quicker timeline? Well, look, I can definitely tell you, for example, when I'm testifying in Congress, and I'm getting questions about whether, I mean, last time I was up there testifying on the hill, I got questioned about the seasons changing, as if that was the climate changing.

So I'm talking to actual climate denier. Yeah. I do think that part of what's going on is that there are some folks on the hill who are interested in keeping oil and gas profits going the way they are for as long as possible. Of course, yeah. But I also would say economically, there's a lot of money to be made and a lot of jobs to be created on the green side. I mean, I'll give you an example, where I come from, South Bend, Indiana. We used to make cars.

Before anybody heard about Notre Dame, we were the company town for Studebaker. And our whole economy revolved around Studebaker back when that was just as big as any of the big three are today. It shut down in 1963. And right now, the biggest investment to come to St. Joe County, Indiana, since 1963, is for a facility that's going to be making batteries for electric vehicles, the GM's working on. So there's an upside. There's winners and losers in every big economic or technological. change, but there's a huge upside, including for industrial Midwestern workers in places like where I grew up. But does the electric, let's just say electric car, does that have the ability

to be monopolized or even treated the way oil has been? Can they corner the market with, say, a Tesla that is the main, I guess, supplier of everything that's within electricity that could replace these fossil fuels? Can we get back in the same situation, but now it's electricity? Well, not in terms of the fuel, right? Because there's so many different ways to get electricity, right? You've got nuclear, you've got renewable, solar wind. Yes, fossil fuels is part of it, but it's only part of it. And you've got to make sure thousands of it. And you've got to make sure President Biden's trying to do. Part of what we're trying to do is make sure America wins when it comes to making EVs. The Trump administration, and that's where I think we've got to make sure America gets an edge. Part of what President Biden's trying to do, part of what we're trying to do is to make sure America wins when it comes to making EVs. The Trump administration, in my opinion, let China get an advantage on making these things. And to be clear, this is where the future of cars is going either way, because they are, they break down less, they're cheaper to fuel. Over time, they're going to be cheaper to make. It's definitely the future. What's not yet obvious is, is it going to be made in America, like the last hundred years worth of so many

cars were, or are most of them going to be made in China? And that is something I'm worried about. And it's part of the reason we're pushing so hard on making sure the U.S. has the edge. So you don't mind the nickname Petro Pete? Is that what they were shouting? Yeah. If I got hung up on on... It was creative. You have to give them that at least.

Yeah, sure. That's not what I would go with. You don't have to be nice to them. You can shoot back at them. But look, we want the same things. We want cleaner air. We want to beat climate change. I just, I could use their help when we're facing down the actual climate deniers who are in

control of the party controlling the United States House of Representatives. So you can say we should push even harder or do even more of this. But just to be clear, none of what we're doing is secure. Right. None of the things that we've set out to do over the last two and a half, three years of the Biden administration on climate are guaranteed to happen if we aren't able to maintain support for that. I wish some of these folks who are impatient and I get it. But I wish they would be at our side when we're facing down the people who are trying to not just slow us down, but stop us and move backward. As somebody that's from the Bronx, growing up, I saw firsthand what the development of the Cross Bronx did to my neighborhood. Well, it was after, but it was still some of the effects. And moving forward with infrastructure projects, how do you plan to design or work with not displacing the Black and Latino families, the way that the Cross Bronx Expressway impacted the Bronx? This is hugely important. The way that highways were built, Cross Bronx is an example, but they're all around the country, the Rondo neighborhood in St. Paul, Minnesota.

a hill district in Pittsburgh. Chicago, Chicago, Birmingham, Alabama, anywhere you go. This has happened. And a lot of it happened during that concentrated period where so many of our highways

and systems were built in the 50s, 60s and 70s. And what tended to happen was you'd have a neighborhood often a black or Latino neighborhood that did not have the political power to resist or change the plans. And so these roads

went right through these neighborhoods and cut them in two or just took them out completely. Part of what we're trying to do is not just do better next time. Obviously, when we're building a road now, we make sure that everybody's voice is heard. And that's a big push on our side. We will even enforce when a state, for example, is proposing to do that if they haven't listened to the community and concerted all of that, we can intervene. We have a responsibility to intervene. But also, we're fixing some of the harms from the past. I'll give you an example.

Up in Buffalo, the Kensington Expressway. Basically cuts off the mainly black neighborhood from downtown where all the jobs are. It makes it really much harder to get from one part of town to the other. It's almost like a gash that goes through the city. So we're working with the state of New York and putting a lot of funding out of the infrastructure package to deck over the top of it, which means, first of all, you get something you almost never get, which is new land. And the cars can still go, because they're going to be under this deck and is going to reconnect where there had been that division. And when I got to go up there and announce it, we sat with the advocates and the neighborhood leaders and the community members who've been trying to do something about this since the 80s,

and we're finally making it happen. It definitely takes money. But that money is an investment that I think makes everybody better off because the whole community will be stronger economically, and it's certainly the right thing to do if federal dollars are part of what went into doing some of that damage in the past in the first place. How do you balance that with gentrification at such a rapid pace to, Mall's example, with the cross Bronx?

I see that they're taking much better care of that, but there's also high-rise luxury condos in the South Bronx where there wasn't before. And now it seems like even the Deegan over there is being taken care of. How do you balance gentrification coming into these neighborhoods with the attention to people being pushed out with transportation?

Because it seems like things are being taken care of now in lower-income neighborhoods because they're valuable with rebuilding luxury apartments. Right. Or you make the improvement to that neighborhood that got neglected year after year after year. And then because you made the improvement, the land values go up. And then there's gentrification.

So we're very conscious of that. Part of what we can do is when there's a highway project that involves displacement, we can make sure that there are mitigations that help keep housing affordable or help make sure that people are taking care of in terms of their housing. Because housing and transportation go together. Exactly, right? And we have so many places in the New York region is a good example, where people either live kind of ridiculously far away from work so they can be somewhere they can afford.

or they live somewhere they can't afford in order to be able to be close to work. But part of that is just having better options, right? If we have better transit, if we have better systems, then people can get to where they need to be, whether it's half a mile away or 10 miles away. And that's part of what we're working on too.

Yeah. I understand you're training for the, you train a lot, Iron Man, triathlon. What's your playlist? Some of the artists that you listen to while you're training. Oh, a lot of time it's whatever is on the Apple workout music. whatever that playlist is.

Anything with a good beat. Something to keep you going. Yeah, yeah, something motivated. Me and Rory, we want to create a playlist for you. Oh, okay. You got to give up things like, we can help you, like, get through your workouts. All right. First of all, the fact that you train for Iron Man is insane.

Swimming, running, cycling. Yeah, it was hard. It was fun, though. Half Iron Man, just to be half Iron Man. Okay, I respect. It's still. Yeah. More than any Iron Man that I do.

That's a lot of hours. But yeah, we'll get in a group chat and we'll send you some songs. We can start the New Roy Amal Pete group chat. Sounds good. All I need is good beat. You could check out this album. I thought it'd be different. Maybe you should plug that.

Tell the White House about it. Maybe Biden. That's his album. Oh, okay. Yeah. He put out of the album a few months ago. You'll get right. You'll do the full Iron Man after you listen to that.

There we're going to not stop it. So just how motivating it is. I want to put you to sleep. Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg. Thank you for coming and join us. Hopefully we'll see some time down the road. I'd love it. You've got mail.

And we're back. That was our good friend, Mayor. Fuck. He's not a mayor anymore. Damn it. You grew up in South Ben? That was your mayor. That was your guy.

That's how you know him. That's how you know, Pee. That's how you know, Pee from the block. Thank you to the Secretary of Transportation, Pete Buttigieg for coming through, kicking it with us. That was real cool for him to do that, take some time out of his day. I'm excited to see what record you guys share with him. Oh, no.

We're getting in that group chat. Yeah. We're going to send him a good playlist. His husband's going to think he's cheating. I'm about to put all the stove God. Just flood his plate. Stove God, fucking Benny. Just all the guys he would never listen to.

Like, yo, Pete, next time he's changing or, excuse me, training for your Iron Man. Listen to this, I guarantee you. Because what you said, you just need a good, good beat, good rhythm. Yeah. That's Benny right there. Yeah, that's Derringer. I know he wants Derringer. Shout out to Derringer.

That was fun. I'm glad we, even though it was very quick, I'm glad we got a, quote-unquote, politician on. Shout to his security details. too, my man, I like him. The mayor. He was cool. I like him. He's probably been in the truck.

No, he threw me off. He came in here. He said, Ma, what up? Yo, you ain't got that new Benny? I was like, whoa, sir. I was approaching you way different. You got this suit on a nice suit with this Glock on your hip. I'm like, yo, I wasn't thinking you, but I get it now.

It makes sense. He was saying he was looking at the itinerary for the entire day. He was like, new Rory and Mall. That has to be a different show. Yeah. There has to be another Rory and Mall. I can't be. That was cool, though.

That was very surprising to have Pete come by and kick it. And they liked it. So I hope that we can have them on for like a full episode and ask some real fucking questions. Let's shoot shoot something in D.C. with Pete. Let's shoot dice with Pete. Let's shoot dice with Pete in D. Yeah. Shoot dice at the Capitol.

That's fire. I do want to get down to some of this traffic, though. But that's neither here nor there. Yeah. Let's get to voicemails. If we had more time, I wanted to do actual voicemails with Pete because that would have been great. Yeah. Giving political answers to the shit that our listeners ask.

What you want to do is you don't want to avoid that traffic. If your girl is into clean energy, then maybe she's the one for you. But if she's not, we have to reassess. Don't date women that love fossil fuels. All right. That's, sorry. I like them. All right, here we go.

Hi, from Germany from California. I love you all. Love you, Demaris. So I have a problem with my boyfriend. He says he had a problem with me, actually, that he doesn't like be drinking every weekend and going out every weekend. Okay, so back story, he doesn't like to go out. You know what I mean?

I do. I like, I'm a people person. I like to be around large crowds, whatever. He doesn't like that. So maybe that's why he's saying that he doesn't, you know, and I'm also like, okay, cool. You can't keep me safe. Whatever.

So, yeah, I need some help because, like, do you guys think it's okay or too much drink every weekend? Like, I don't drink every weekend. My birthday just passed. And so these past couple of weekends, I've been drinking. So it's no problem with that. I'm not drinking to blackout. I'm not, like, acting aggressive when I get drunk or anything like that. I am perfectly normal.

So I just get a little more happier, you know? So it's like, dude, I'm 25 years. 24 let's live our lives like is it is drinking every weekend a problem for you all or you didn't have a problem for anybody to do women are women are such and going out if you can

liars they're so full of shit when I go out um you've got trust me either going out to my friends or you got to come with me you know what I mean sometimes you don't have to come with me sometimes my friends she's still she's still going on because she knows she's full of shit yeah um you guys read through that entire

thing right of course he has no issue with you drinking. It's who you drink with every weekend? It's you're going out, you're a self-proclaimed people person. You get really friendly and happy off the alcohol. He is not mad that you're drinking every week. No, he's mad at you're going out.

He's mad what you're doing. Yeah, when you're drinking. When you're drinking every weekend. Yeah, because y'all can go to dinner and have drinks, right? You can go to dinner with your significant other have drinks. You know, that's cool, good time. She said she likes large groups of people, likes to be in the mix. Orgies.

Listen. I'm pretty liberal when it comes to this type of stuff. I don't want my girl referring to herself as a people person. Yeah, no. It's not, it's just, it's, that might be worse than hoe. That's what it is. I'm a people person. What you please?

You want to be out. You want to be drunk and you want to just talk to people? Yeah, when you're drunk, you're happy. You might get a little, you know, friendly, little handsy, you know, and your boyfriend's probably like, yo, like, you don't even know this dude. Your inhibitions are down. Yeah, like, what are you doing? Like, yeah, no.

So it's just, it's not the drinking. It's, well, I wouldn't say it's not probably not good to drink every weekend. either, but it's what she's doing and how social she is. If she went out to brunch on a Saturday, got drunk off to mimosas, and came back, ready to go to pounds out, and I'm sure he would love it. Yeah. Brunch is the Saturday? Can be.

Sure. Real milk and honey. Thank you, Keith Lee. In Atlanta, Wednesday is a brunch day. Yeah. Dead eyes. Yeah. If you're doing that and coming home, being with your significant other, I'm sure he would enjoy that.

But, it sounds like you. Do a lot of bullshit. It sounds like you drink and then you might flash your tits. Oh, word? It's given like you turn into that girl. She's in California. It's nice weather.

She sounds like she'll make out with a guy. She'll make out with a guy like on a friendly tip. She's 25. It's 25. Just a little makeout. Even if she's faithful and doesn't do that, you know who she sounds like, she sounds like the girl that gets drunk

and like gathers tagalongs of strangers? Like if you're going from spot to spot, like you just pick up. Let's say the four of us went out. And, there's the one person that just meets new people and then we go to the next spot and now it goes from four people to seven.

That's funny. That's what you are. Men don't typically do that. Me? You meet new people. What does he talk about? Fam, at every restaurant, every Starbucks we go to, you always flirt with the server or whoever is it.

Yeah, she doesn't lead to the hotel. What I'm saying? He's calling it flirting because a woman said something to me and I speak back. It's not flirting. Because you said Ronde. This is a guy that comes in like, hey, has anyone ever had a fucking somebody molest them when they're a kid. Just because I don't do that.

Like, the fuck? Well, your small talk is very like, oh, Vente is your body count 22? Like, all right.

It's a Starbucks. No, somebody says hello to me. I speak back. I say hello and that's it. Like small talk. But I don't leave with them and like, yo,

listen, they're going to come with us to the neck. You have never seen me do that. Don't put that on my jacket. You know, you've never seen me do that. But you don't know. You've never seen me do that.

When have I done that? Exactly. You tell you, we've been on the dinner. you're talking to the server, you're like, when are you getting off? You've done that. I'm not crazy. That's buying the time while the checkups.

When have we been out to dinner and I said, what time are you off to a server? It's a pretty cliche line. Maybe in London last year? We have, we did not go to dinner in London. Fam, we did. We argued over the gorilla in the ape, the ape conversation. Oh, 500 men fight an eight. Oh.

That was a group dinner. I asked the server what time she gets off. Yep. Our server was white. Same thing. That was you, not me. Yeah. I might have been you.

Stop projecting on me. That was you. I don't like white women. I love all women. I do. I have to give pushback, Julian. Mall is always the person that says, who is that? Not come with.

That's what I'm saying. But you didn't say that to me. Who is that with the exact opposite? Like, if Edd was to be like, yo, these are my boys, I'm like, I'm looking at and like your edit. Don't do that. I do that person. Stop.

Remember when? When? I don't think any of us are this person. When? When Edon duped you and me to go to that spot? That was terrible. But no, no, but that's not the same thing. It's not the same. That's my vibe.

But that's not the same thing as what we're doing. Edon had actual friends out there, though. Yeah. You're asking people that he knew out there. That's different. I didn't bring them to places that we were going to. The ass lighting of like we can walk through the back. There's parking.

Like all this shit. Oh, the fixings. The things that we're going to convince me to go. We'll go through the back right to the table. We want to stand outside. All right. All right. We hadn't slept yet.

I was exhausted. Middle the club. And then we went across the street and played our cake. And it was a convertible club. It was no doors. It was no nothing. Like, everything's an open-air club. Fuck, what was that place called?

We don't need to get a shout-out. I hate it. That was a fun way. But I don't think anyone in this room is this person. I've met a lot of women that I like this. And that's an annoying girl today. Yeah, I'm not going to. When you just meet new fucking people and just bring strangers around, like.

Not with me. Don't do that with me. I can't do that. So she needs to look in the mirror. I don't think your boyfriend is being irrational here. Is drinking every weekend a problem? No. No, and that's not what this is.

I feel like I want to say, yes. but I'm the person that drinks every weekend, so I want to say no. I feel like she said that as a deflection to take away from the asshole point. It's what happens once she's drinking. That's what your boyfriend has. He's always mad at him.

It's like it's not about it. It's not the drinking. I like large groups of people. I'm a people person. I like to drink. Yeah. No, let's go to what you do. She still wants to be a party girl.

She wants to be the fun girl. You can't be a party girl and a girlfriend at the same time? No. It's. And here's the thing. Not saying you can't. I wouldn't recommend it. I think it's annoying if your girl is like that and is bringing strange

women. Not like she's bringing dudes. Like she's just too social. That could be fun if she's bringing cute girls. Not a thing. She's not bisexual and trying to. Rules change. My god damn you do this every night. This is Rebecca. Hey, Rebecca. How you know? Yeah. If that's a case. I don't think this gentleman would be complaining at all. This voicemail wouldn't exist if that's, it's the area. Yeah, she just goes out. But you ever been around that girl? Yeah. If you didn't date her, that just brings strangers all the time. It's like, oh, I thought we were going out to eat like four of us and now have to get a table for eight. It's people you just met. That's weird.

Like you're getting to know the chick at the table. Why is she at the table? The worst version of that is on the nightcap front when you're about to go home. She's like, oh, my girl's coming with. Why? And it's not even like really your girl. It's just. Yeah, someone you met tonight.

Wait, she says how girl is coming with y'all home. It's like this girl that they meet. You're like, it's two in the morning, the bars or whatever's closing. And you're going home to hook up with this girl. And then a girl that she met at the bar. She's coming with us. She's my spirit animal. She's probably watching more.

She's coming with us? But not in that. You know why. No, not in that. No, not in that. No, not in the classroom. No, you know the difference between that vibe. Yeah.

Bro, if your girl knows she's going home with you after the club and she has this girl that she just met, she said, yo, she's coming home with us. You'd be surprised. I don't think that's what it is. I'm thinking she wants to do something. I would have that passing thought, but then it would just become a hassle and like a, why is this random person with us? Send them home.

With certain women, I would. And I would know that that's what they're doing. Yeah, the vibe was. But I know when she's like, can she stay on the couch? Like, no. Oh my God. No, what? No, she can't.

You don't know this chick. And she's not coming home. Send her an Uber. Yeah, no. If you don't know, she's not coming home. Unless she's too lit. We're not doing that. But like, no, I've met her a few times.

She's cool. She's chill. We follow each other on IG. Yes. Nah, bro. Stop. We're both Scorpios. She's the ops.

That is like the girl's litmus test is, let me look at her Instagram as if they could gather everything they need to know about the women. Women probably can. Yeah. Oh, they can. Women can.

They can. We get stuck on just ass and tities. That's what we can stop at. More ass for me. You like ass and do it. Yeah. We love that. We're not looking at the nail chip on her right pinky.

No. Kid what they. Anyways, do we have a, another one to do one more? Yeah, we can do one more. Let's do. Here we go. Yo,

what's good, y'all? My name is Isaac. I'm from New Mexico. Residing in Denver. And I got a situation I need some advice on. I'm 29. I was in a relationship with a 21-year-old for 10 months. Everything was great. We spoke about marriage and kids.

Frequently, I took her to a really important funeral to my hometown. She met extended family. And we moved into an apartment about seven months into our relationship. She also worked at this apartment building. A couple months into moving in, I noticed that she started getting sneaky with text messages. So long story short, I found out she was cheating on me with a co-worker by leaving an old iPhone voice recordings while I was working 3 a.m. shifts. He was married with 36 married with three kids. So I found his wife.

Swat. He told her, sent her the proof. He beat. I left him really. She began to beg me. Wait a minute. Isaac. No, let it play.

Let it play. Yeah. What? You don't want to address that really? No. I want to start at the 21-year-old and 29-year-old. Play this shit. All right.

Two weeks cause a scene after scene. She attempted to kill herself. She showed her to my job, etc. But it seems like she's left me alone now. Because she's dead. I don't know. I just need some advice on a few questions. Some advice.

How do I stop thinking about this shit? Two, how do I ever trust again? And three, how long should I wait to start holding around together? Go now, first of all. Peace to the whole crew. appreciate y'all peace damn look who listen to you guys I'm ignoring all three of your questions

you are the problem is he 29 dating a 21 year old he already fucked up there for sure immediately went to we were having marriage and kid conversation that you're going to have with a 21 year old 10 months in 10 months in 10 months in 10 months in 10 months in then you take her to a funeral swag then you move in Isaac is The problem.

But that's not fair because look at where he's at in Denver. That's what 21-year-old is doing, Denver. They get married and- No, I think he's not true. He's from New Mexico, lives in Denver. That's definitely what they do in New Mexico. Denver's got more of a metropolitan vibe than you'd think. No, it does, absolutely.

But I'm saying they're from New Mexico. We don't know where she's from. She's Colorado. Let's just say Colorado. Denver's like a major city. Yeah, but it's pretty safe to assume that a girl from Colorado at 21 wouldn't mind. wouldn't mind entertaining and getting married

and settling down at 21 in Colorado. Oh, well, okay. Within 10 months, you're having a, within 10 months of knowing a 21-year-old, you're having marriage and baby conversations, hate move in with me? Weird, but I think that where you live and where you're raised and where you're from

have a lot to do with it. If he was 21 and she was 21, I could maybe understand that stupidity because they're just both naive and don't know. He's 29. Why didn't he have that conversation when he was 21 then, if that's the standard? I'm not saying it's a standard,

but I'm just saying, I think you're holding on to the fact that the age gap of 29 to 21. But I'm saying that that's very common. That's not crazy. It's not a crazy age gap. It's a crazy age gap. Within 10 months, you're talking about marriage and kids,

with a 21-year-old in 2023. But that's what I'm saying. Depending on where people are from, that's when they have those conversations. Like, girls get married very young and have kids in a lot of these places in these cities and states in New York, in America. Man, he saw the red flags.

That's why she was fucking with another 36-year-old that had a wife. Well, he only got with them because she should have known what type of girl that was. He got with her because she was the property managing the apartment. He probably couldn't have good credit, couldn't get the apartment. She hooked them up. She was stuck in the

fridge. Yeah. That is a big thing. What? In the dryer, yeah. So then, you know, he fell in love. Sex is probably great. Fell in love. Started to my family kids wanting to lock it down marriage. Found out that she's still being a 21-year-old, hottie. Yeah. and sending text messages to a 37-year-old, man.

Now, his week gets really nasty. He sends the text messages to that guy's wife. That's sick, Isaac. That's hilarious. I got questions. How did you find his wife? Shut to Isaac. That's funny to me.

How did you find the wife? That's nasty. Oh, yeah, I don't know. Well, no, because they were coworkers, so I'm sure. Not that that makes sense. No, that doesn't make sense. But there's, I don't know, I feel like that level of access. Like, if your girl was fucking one of her coworkers, you could find.

out. That's where I'm going to find out the wife and him like, hey, your husband is fucking my girlfriend. I'm not doing that. I'm just cutting shorty up. I'm in no way condoning cheating when you're married, especially cheating when you have three fucking kids. But Isaac, mind your fucking business.

Yeah, at that point. Mind your fucking business. I understand you're hurt that your girl was cheating. Why are you bringing in a whole other family? You may not even know what a range that family had. Like, you don't know what the fuck is going on. And we just sit the home girl just try to kill itself because of this stuff. Yeah.

Yeah. It's best to just cut that off, just leave it alone. Isaac, his question was, how does he get, stop thinking about it? I mean, you did some wild shit. Why's your fucking business? That's just your fucking business. You got to learn the money. That's your demons.

I say demons. That's his demons coming to hold him. How does he get back into the dating pool? Stop thinking about it. He needs to make peace with you wanted. You ruined a family, Isaac. In 10 months, you wanted to wife a 21-year-old and put the pressure of kids in marriage on her immediately. Clearly she wasn't that girl because she was fucking a married guy with kids

that was 36. She has a type. That girl needs to be 21. She needs to hang out with the social chick, the people person. She needs to go do that shit. She needs to drink every weekend. She's on to get drunk every weekend wave. Yeah, she wants to do that. So don't think that she's any different than any other 21 year old. So start taking accountability with the shit and you'll be able to live with it more. And eventually, you won't think about it anymore because you know you played a huge part in why this entire thing fucked up. Then you took all your fucking anger and added a whole family and put trauma on three fucking kids. That's a dick-ass move.

And listen, the husband also did a dick shit. He needs to take accountability for cheating with children. But Isaac, what the, that's not your place to do that. Ajik did all that just to still break up with the girl. And who brings someone to a funeral? Yeah, like. In the first 10 months of date? That's so weird.

To me, that's weird. And I'm, I'm going to put this on Isaac. He's a lover. Which isn't fair. I think Isaac was happy when that girl Exactly. They were probably in a good place. I think all his actions, he was happy with the result of her threatening suicide. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, I don't know about all that.

That's a, that's a... Listen, that's where he's at today with it. Well, that's a big thing to put on someone. Wait, back to the funeral real quick. Say it's a loved one. You went through all that with your anger. He took her to a funeral, and then she tried to commit suicide, so it's kind of like reading a book from the end to the beginning.

No. Reading backwards. I think Isaac was so... I think Isaac was so hurt. whole time. Yeah, he's the ghost the whole time. Isaac is not even alive.

And this just could be because I've been back in therapy for one month. So it's coming from a real, it's coming from a real place. You don't think that Isaac was so hurt in this situation

why he then lashed out to go find the wife and say all of that. He wanted to create chaos because he was so fucking hurt. That's what I'm saying. So I'm saying, I think he enjoyed the result

of that family being destroyed and her saying, I'm going to kill myself. I think Isaac got what he wanted as far as the chaos he created after being hurt. I mean, that was a result. It's a Kaiser Soze.

You don't think when she said, I'll kill myself, Isaac was like, oh, damn, regret all that. No, I think he got with the fucking one. He wanted to create hurt and chaos with everyone that was involved in this situation. Yeah, but you think he wanted death?

No, I said threatened to kill herself. I don't think she didn't kill herself. Yeah, but what does she do? I mean, she could have never. I'm not saying Isaac wanted her to kill herself. I'm saying, He is happy with the results of the chaos he created, and everyone now is hurt and on the same level as him.

He was the only one hurt in the situation. He was cheated on. Now, everybody that was involved, what caused his hurt, is now getting thing. Everybody fills my wrath. He's a real John Wick, this guy. Yeah, he's American hero here. Yeah.

American sniper. He said, he also said he wants to get back out there and start hoeing again. I was like, you need to get back inside the house. Yeah, don't do something. Go be an intel. Yeah, like go go get some help, work on yourself. Don't be so quick to jump back out there in a dating pool. You just went through a very, very weird, wild breakup.

And you just lost someone in your family, you probably? Yeah, like, you just need to just relax a little bit. Isaac, get your feet up under you a little bit, you know what I mean, and work on yourself. And then you can get back out there. And the right woman will find you. And love will win in the end. Will it? It always does.

I don't know. I don't know. I want to hear from her. Yeah, to have her calls. Is she alive? I want to follow up or do I want to hear from her. Oh, the, I'm not going to hold you. That was funny.

She was like, he was like, oh, yeah, I haven't heard from her since. And during the voicemail, Julian was like, she probably did it. She was successful? Yeah. I hope she didn't, but. I hope she didn't. I don't wish that on her, but, you know. I don't think she did.

That sounded like a girl that knew exactly what she was doing and enjoyed what she was doing. That's sick. Are you victim blaming here? Is that not victim blaming right there? she knew what she was doing yeah she knew she was cheating with a married oh I thought you meant like she knew what she was doing

in terms of getting the attention by saying she's gonna kill her so no no I'm talking about that oh well women women know she's not I don't think she's old enough to know that move yet though I'm sure she's 21 I'm sure 21 year olds know that move they know that move how was shorty when you was in Chicago the razor God yeah

it still makes me mad I kind of feel like that's the go to move for chicks it's been a move for a while. For chicks and dudes, don't get a twisted. Dude love that. Dudes love that. That's so, dudes love that. I'll fake cancer type shit.

I'll kill myself. Yeah. I need you. I'll kill my son. That's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah, I don't need help for real. I've never done that because I'll actually do it.

Okay. Like, I wouldn't play that. I just can't see myself kill myself over a girl. When it's like, I wouldn't do the play. It's so much. There's so many women out here. There's so much pussy out here. Yeah, but some people, some dudes become dependent on the girls they've been with.

They're like that one. Puss. They love it. I've had a lot of pussy that I love that I haven't thought about in years. I also don't want the girl that would only stay with me because I threaten to kill my son. Yeah, that sucks. She's only with me because I want to edge might

end my life. Yeah, people do it. People do it all the time. All right, well, that's been another episode, another audio journey, another visual. Only person that I give full credit to that, that went all the way. Lamar Odom did that move the best. Oh, he smoked that.

literally I respected that he got to fuck horrors y'all got to do some drugs and got chloe back and then went to the Kanye st. Pablo he didn't get Chloe back listening session right now he didn't get Chloe back they never dated after that

she took him to Madison Square Guard they were friends they were cold but they were not dating it's kind of nice that they're at least they were back in his life well it's like where we said like this dude almost killed us up oh I have to kind of be around don't want them to really go ahead gotta take him a conier with it this time let me stay in his life a little bit. Do you remember that

clip of them going to Madison Square Garden after he came out of the rehab facility? And clearly Lamar Odom is very uneasy. He looks nervous. He looks like he doesn't want a camera on him. And he's like, yeah, no, it's good. You should get back out there. Let's pull into Madison Square Garden and watch Kanye, Kid Cuddy, Pusha Tee, do a fashion show and play his new album. That's kind of ill.

He's in that SUV like... That is where Young Thub. I need to go home. Digits to it. Whatever that record was a great record. Chloe's like, yeah, I just want to get you back out there. I don't want to be around people. No, but she knows.

She's showing him that, you know. Put him in the garden. It's okay to kind of get back out there and be cordial. If they're listening to this, we're in L.A. Any plans while we're out here besides the show? We have a show. Besides the show. Oh, any plans?

Worri has a gig. Yeah. Saturday's going crazy on the wheels of steel. Yes. DJ Big Red. We're on the boards. Yeah. I'll have Ed and Miller with me.

Eddn Miller. There you go. Show Sunday. Maybe catch a Laker game. Were they? Are they going to a game? Oh, they should be. Team there for a few days.

They should have a game there. They should have a game. That'd be dope. Maybe catch a Lake again. Okay. You know what I mean? Oh, my God. I don't have many more opportunities to catch Braun in the Lakers jersey.

We get L.A. Mall. We get L.A. Rory. Nope. They're on the road. Damn. Damn. What about the Clippers? Hey. Hardin.

Yeah, we could watch Hardin. Pause. Yeah, cut the clippers game. That is a pause. Routing-wise is not looking too promising. They're also on the road. Damn. Sparks. I can hit Lexi. Oh, no, the season's all over.

We know you don't watch. We know you don't watch, man. Shout out to the Aces. Who won the championship, right? Sparks. Whatever Lexi does, I support. No, I respect that. I have studio sessions blocked out

If you want to like Yeah if you want to come And get some bars off I'll pull up I don't want to get no bars off But I'll pull up Maybe like some ad loops It's like we could do some interludes

Let's do that we could do that We could do that We can do that You can bring like some women To do some drops Mm. Okay I can get like my Mayback music drop

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We'll be back to talk to y'all soon. As soon as we get back from New York, we'll probably have some crazy stories for y'all. I'm sure we will. Edin's going to do something crazy this time again. What did it do crazy last night? I'm going to catch you jumping out of SUV. Oh, right. Okay.

We all had a good one. We're going back to Saddle Ranch? It's only right. Let's do it. Yeah. They have great, uh... Rematch? Rematch?

Yeah. They have great creamed corn. Y'all are so gay. Cream what? Cream corn. Cater Ranch is very good. Cream corn? All right.

No man that likes cream corn likes black women. I love black women and the cream corn at Saddle Ranch is incredible. It's to die for it. Let's go. It's fucking good. When they have the combo

where you can get the two sides, always get the corn. Bro, the cream corn is not vegan. No I'm saying. He's vegan so you can't have it. Their cream corn is incredible. It's creamy. Oh, you just don't like the idea of cream corn.

I'd never like cream. Look, I'm not going to say that sounds pretty, but at Saddle Ranch, it's delicious. We went back-to-back days. I got it both times. Back-to-back Saddle Ranch. I hate that. You're saying that like, that's a stat.

I hate that. I do whatever the seasoned chicken they have with the mashed potato. Cream corn side of salad. It's my go-to-saddle-Rand-Sat. Hey, I was just making shit up. I didn't think it was going to be it. Send me videos. How's that?

You won't have one creamed corn. I cannot eat cream corn. It can't have one single kernel. You eat honey. He can. Like the same thing. It's vegan. It's animal product.

No, it's not, man. We'll talk to you all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. Peace. A win is a win. A win is a win.

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