New Rory & MAL - Episode 217 | Jeezy Finds Depressed Box FASCINATING

Episode Date: November 10, 2023

Fresh off the plane from Los Angeles, the crew gives a recap of the LA live show where they continue their uninterrupted streak of destroying people’s relationships. Mal asks a burning question about poly relationships and pregnancy kinks, which (somehow) leads to a debate about the most common professions for ex hoes. Jeezy’s album rollout interview with Nia Long gets brought up, and Mal & Rory call Jeezy out for obvious pandering. Megan Thee Stallion also released her new song “Cobra”, which discusses the topic of depression and self-harm, leading the crew to rehash their experiences of dating depressed people. Plus Nicki Minaj reveals her previous Percocet addiction, Mal addresses Need To Know’s response, + more! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/ Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmal YouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I mean, I guess when you ain't winning no championship, no time, so you might as well sell some ass. I'll do it. And when I'd say a good majority of Only fans, if you went by state, in city. Atlanta's the city. Yeah.

Yeah. Georgia, I think, takes up a large... Atlanta might have the largest only fans, not subscription, but I guess, content creators. Content creators. Atlanta, definitely. I would love to see...

Content geniuses. Yeah, like, you know how they show the bar graphs of where they have, like, their content creators? I'm sure Atlanta's top of the list. Yes. Atlanta, Miami, then Houston or Houston, Miami, one-A-1-B type of thing.

Yeah. One-A-1B. That's some funny-ass marketing, though. I'm surprised they would even approve. or something like that. But good for them. Yeah, have fun with it. And trust me, it's not only

Ox fans in nowhere that type of action is happening. Oh, yeah, no. Where is it happening? Well, onlyfans.com. It would be really funny if like, I'm a Knicks fan, I know that. Other NBA city started doing that?

Yeah. Like, that would be fun. That would be fun. That would be sick. Like if every mascot, every NBA mascot had Onlyfans? That's nasty. That would be hilarious. But they would also have, like, they would have people that would want to see it. Well, yeah, mental health is a real thing.

I didn't understand that. Oh, this wasn't really on our list of topics, but I did watch Joe Smith on Vlad this morning. And he was kind of convincing that this wasn't a whole publicity thing the way I thought it was and the way you thought it was. Listen. That man sounded pretty fucking hurt with Vlad. I mean, well, that's part. You have to do that. You have to lean into it.

I don't know, man. He's a great actor then. Yeah. I mean, it can be, you know, he's a great athlete, great actor. 1A, 1B type of thing, right? He should have been in Space Jam, too, is what you're saying. No, he definitely should have been in Space Jam. Space Jam too. Listen, I saw some of that footage

from her only fans. Joe Smith is definitely in that. How you know? Yeah, that's what I was going to say. How did you know that was him, you're a freak? No, I mean, you could tell it's a, it's a slim tall guy she's with. Okay. Okay. Maybe she has a type. Yeah, she has a husband too. Oh. That's a slim tall guy. They used to play basketball. She had a ring, like a

championship ring on? Well, no. Wearing the ring during the video is sick, though. But I mean, listen, if you I get it, man. Your wife has Onlyfans. This is what y'all are doing. now. We've seen this before with couples that put out their own sex tapes and things like that. I'm pretty sure her subscription has fucking went through the roof since this happened.

So, I mean, listen, man, I don't know. I might have been convinced. It might have worked on me. The marketing, I'm not going to go sign up. But that man seemed pretty hurt is all I'm saying. I thought it was clearly a publicity stunt. I'd be staring at the wall too. He's in on that, man.

That first video, there's no way you find out your wife has an only fan and you're standing. in the kitchen and she's sitting on the other side like this recording and you standing there looking like, get the fuck out. According to Joe Smith, they were already having the conversation and then she pulled her phone out mid-conversation. Yeah, but even if you're having the conversation and she pulled her phone out, you're not going to follow her upstairs while she's walking up the steps like this and you right behind. Like that's just not a real thing, bro. Yeah. I'm like, yo, put the fucking phone down. Like, this ain't no time of you recording shit. But it's worth the money. Knock the phone out of her. Yeah. Like, yo, put the, like, we're not doing that.

we're married. This isn't the time to be fucking other people on camera. Yeah, like that too. I think I would have drawn the line before filming our argument. I don't know, man, because look at Bad Baby. Look at the earnings that Bad Baby is making from Onlyfans. Or she made in 2021. She was making millions. I think Joe Smith did all right for himself in his career.

I just, but wasn't that the whole thing is that he spent all his money and now she has to like provide? Exactly. He didn't fully money. Yeah. Listen, man, let me explain so. A job. I don't care how bad we're doing.

My wife is never putting her pussy But what if she was putting up these numbers though? I don't give a fuck 18 million That's haram bro That is true Your wife putting her pussy on the internet is haram Yeah

We're not doing that What if about okay Going back to it one last time though How many haram shit you did in like the past like 24 hours That's not the point I'm not married I'm not married You see what I'm saying

That's the difference I'm not married If you marry you can't be doing shit like that You can't put just sex tape all over the internet as a married woman? Well, even if you're not married, I'm just a Catholic, young Catholic boy,

but that's Haram fucking on camera. Like, only fans is Haram. Whether you're single or not. Yes. Yes. But if you're married, it's definitely like, that's insane.

You cannot do no shit like that. So I feel like Joe Smith and his wife, you know, this is a way, this is marketing. He's obviously getting interviews on platforms. Nobody spoke to Joe Smith in the last 10 years on the platform. See, that's where I felt, Bad form too. It's like, no one's reached out, and then you just open your email and it's Vlad like, yo.

That's what I'm saying. Like, it's just like, let's talk about your wife being fucked on camera. We know we've seen this enough. We know enough now, Rory, that we can see a marketing plan before it happens. We know when people are marketing and pushing something. It just is what it is. That's the times that we live in. Everything, there's no such thing as privacy.

There's no such thing as, you know, keeping the family shit, family shit. If you do, you're acting weird. If you don't expose all of your business publicly, you're a widow. That's just the times we're in that. I'm trying to be a fan again and not an only fan, but I like missed when marketing plans worked on me. I've been in this business too long to like know what's real and what's not. And I miss when it worked on me. That's cap.

I think it works on you. Do you mean what marketing plan has worked on me? You saw how the, um, recently that, that, uh, that Bluetooth airfly shit, that should definitely work on you. Oh, no, I'm talking about stuff within the business we work. Oh. Like just entertainment. I think it kind of works on you. No, first of all, that airflip, this is not an ad.

That airfly thing is awesome. How come you tell me about it? It's like a Bluetooth connector that you could put on your airplane headphone jack and you could get Bluetooth for your AirPods. That's not a marketing place. That's just cool. You know, it's funny because last night I was thinking about that. I was like, how come I can't have my AirPods in and still listen to it?

I was watching the game. Yeah, I was watching the game. And I'm like, damn. I wish I could just keep my AirPods. I'm so annoying is this Loki and ad. This is really an app. Youth code Rory. all at your Apple store.

To get 30% off your airfly. Yeah, it's airfly. Yeah. I thought it was a great idea. You'll send some over. Speaking of which, yeah. Los Angeles was fun,

even though we couldn't use our AirPods on the flight. Yeah. Fresh back from L.A. Thank you to everybody that came out to the live show. It was great. Great audience. L.A. has always hit, hit a miss for us because L.A. is so cool and everybody's always so high.

Yeah. That you kind of think like, fuck, they're just going to be sitting there, like, just staring high. Oh, is that what it was? But they were, this crowd was a little, They were a little into it, though. The left side of the crowd was definitely into it. Well, that one young lady that was intoxicated from the meeting greet.

Oh, yeah. So we already knew she was going to be a lot of fun. But the crowd was a lot of fun. Thank you to tell you by that came out. Thank you to hit boy, big hit. Thank you to Nick Grant for coming out. It was some other people. I can't remember who.

Demaris, a lot of people were asking for you. The Thrupple was my favorite guest. Oh, God. Shout out to the Thruple. Hit Boy was great. Yeah. He's produced a few records. Whatever.

Nothing like the hit that that young lady was. lady was about to produce for her weekend. I like Beyonce, sorry, but a threple on stage. Way more fucking entertaining. Shout out to Danny and the other guy's name was Shea. And I can't remember the gentleman's name that she actually went to the show with, which is fucked up. But shout out to those three. Danny DM'd me.

I'll read some of it. She DM me the next morning. Well, let's give some context to happen. So the marriage needs to meet and greet. Most young lady's name? Danny. Danny. Danny.

She was the guy yet. Danny, Shay, that's kind of using. So Danny comes, she's but a fan for a long time. She has a gentleman with her who's kind of a fan. So we just start asking them questions naturally

like how long have been together. Like, oh, no, we're not together. We're just friends. But the more questions we start to ask naturally, the more answers we get. So he drove from Sacramento. She flew from Arizona. She's a flight attendant.

I won't say what airline. Don't get her fired because you guys are weird. They'd been DMing for quite some time. They had met. night before the show and we're staying in the same hotel but claim they weren't fucking sleeping head to toe cap wasn't really like that clearly was cap 100%. So we asked them to come on stage once the show started, got into some of their history and halfway through that, Julian taps me and says there's another guy that she invited to the show and he's side stage right now.

So of course, we're going to bring them back up on stage. Absolutely. Julian is so messy because How did he even figure that out? They told him. They told him the meeting green. Oh, bro, check this out. But the funny thing was, so we're on stage.

Oh, they told him. Wait, who told us in the meeting? They, not the two, not the, not the, not the two, so somebody,

there you know. So Yomi said that she was taking pictures in the crowd and then some guy on the side would let him know. So that's when Julian grabbed me and he's like, yo,

a guy, also currently DMing is here. And I was like, no way. I said, you'll bring him here. So he, He brings the guy to the side of the stage.

Of course. The guy opens his phone and shows me the DM. And she's like, where are you at? This was literally 25 minutes ago. Yeah, it was in the middle of the meet and greet when she was taking photos with the other guy that she was staying with. But she was saying that he didn't have nothing with her, you know? That's fine.

That's what he said. And then he passed me his phone after she was like, nah, it's not even like that. We scrolled through. It was like that. It was like that. Oh, I like her. I bet you do I bet you do

She's like moving Apparently so So I ask I proceed to ask Danny I'm like Yo do you know a guy named She's like no Wait on stage

On stage I can see him The crowd can't I can see him He stays left waiting On some Jerry Sprin This shit Waiting for his entrance

Like you know when they bring The camera backstage And the nigger pace it back and fork That's what he was doing What's that shit they grab Before they get on stage At the Apollo The tree

They rub the tree He was about to up the tree and walk on stage. So I'm like, you know, she was like, no. So I said, well, ladies and gentlemen, welcome Shea to the stage. God damn. Her face dropped. Like, she was like, no way.

Yeah. So, you know, Shay came on there. He cool. He put his arm on, you know, back of the couch over her and shit like that. So, you know, a homie that she's originally with, he got to play cool. He keeps licking like he's not hurt. I'm like, fam, it's okay to cry if you want to. Like, you pay for a hotel.

You took a flight out here from Sacramento. You know what I'm saying? Like you invested some time and some money in this trip. And you got to remember he is just kind of a fan. Like he knows of the pod. She was the fan. Yeah. He came from Sacramento for her, not for us.

Yeah. And ended up on stage in a threple without even fucking knowing. Look at that time, Danny was intoxicated. You can tell. So we asked him like, yo, do you want to go to dinner with both of them? I was like, yo, we'll pay for dinner tonight. You can go to dinner with both of them. And Danny was like, nah, I like bitches.

I'm like oh, now I'm like, oh, you gay? Well, how Drake said say it to me with a straight face. You know what I'm saying? Like, cut it out. But she DM me the next day and she says,

laugh my ass off, not it being awkward as fuck now with dude. So I said, so I said, well, what you thought was going to happen? She said, laugh my ass of men being their feelings like relax. Women are so cold-hearted.

You were talking to this guy It's women are so mean. However long, y'all set up a trip to come to L.A., meet up with each other, y'all are staying in the same hotel. Like, it's some feelings involved. Like, yeah. So I said, did y'all stay together last night? She said, nah, he hates me.

I don't know what that. I don't know where she stayed. Yeah, what does that even mean? I said, so y'all didn't stay at the hotel together last night? She said, nah, y'all fucked up my bag. So I said, I put the laughing face. I said, no, she fucked up your bag. She said, but he's still in my DMs though.

Of course he is. I said, yeah, he want that gushy, gushy. Yeah. What? And then she said, y'all should have kicked me off stage. Awesome, man. I'm not going to hold on. Y'all are taking this live show shit just a wee bit far.

We are bringing together a very, you know, interesting community. A very interesting fan base of people that probably talk together online about the show and things like that. And so now with the live shows, they get a chance to come together in the show. same room, talk, meet. Listen, if you find someone attractive online and you get a chance to meet them at the show and then maybe you want to do something after this, that's up to you. That's not. That's not how that way.

No, they don't even get a chance to do it after the show because y'all break motherfuckers up. No, we didn't break them. No, no, no, no. We, Rory and I had nothing to do with this. She was DMing another guy. Women accountability. Yeah, like while she was another guy. This is our fault.

No, not Shays fault. This is Danny's fault. No, I keep confusing. No, it's a girl's name. No, because all y' y'all had to do. Danny's a boy's name. Y'all could have held it down. It's more attractive when you hold it down.

That's not entertaining. Hold it. Welcome to podcasting. No, it's not. No, it's not. We're not holding shit down at a live show. It doesn't go viral. If you,

if you're on the stage actively DM in somebody that you've been talking to while you're with somebody else that you've been deeming and you actually met up with, let's talk about it. So we're supposed to out them out, right? That was the whole thing. It's not out. Listen, we gave them an opportunity to like,

yo, listen, go on a date and figure out who you like more. And you're acting like we put that together. Yeah, in front of hundreds of people. We actually, we weren't even on our bullshit of like, Danny, let me see your phone type thing. We were just curious about these two people that had never met. Let's bring him on stage and talk about, like, are you going to give him some pussy tonight? Like, we were on that wave. It's not our fault that a dude was in the crowd that was also trying to get some pussy and ran up to Julian and said, let me come on stage.

That was kind of whack of him, though. High key. Okay, so to say that. Don't say that me and Rory are to blame. Like, say that. So if Julian whispers that in your ear And you have a microphone in your hand You're gonna go no

Let's respect these two that have never met They met 24 hours ago He was going around passing his phone around That's sick He was going around That's kind of sick Now you trip I didn't know Shay was passing his phone around like a motherfucker

Yeah I didn't know it was a collection plate Like I didn't know he was doing that with his phone Like yeah that's kind of crazy The funniest part for me was when Danny was just like Shut up like Fuck you, Rory Fuck you, Ma. Like, she was not...

Danny got a little intoxicated. She grabbed my face. Meanwhile, we're playing two for a drink. She grabbed your face? Yeah, if y'all know me. Yeah. Mall handled that really is. You're moisture as well.

You can't, yeah. You can't touch my face. So what's... You muster? Demaris. Demaris. This is why you pissed me off. Because had I muster, you would have came to say, more, you wilding.

See? You O'Don. Now you're asking me, like, you muster? Like, you wanted me to mush? No. No. I just gave my... I love Danny.

I want the best for Deney. You don't know you, you know, you give somebody a look like, I just gave her to look like, I understand that you're intoxicated. Yeah, he was like, she was cooked. But don't ever do that again. Yeah. I just gave her that look like. Very gentle look, though.

Like, don't do that. Like, I understand. The tequila. We weren't playing two for a drink. But don't do that. Like, let's, don't ever do that again. But, you know, she was drunk, so I just let it go. But it was a, uh, it was a great night.

It was a great content. After the show, you know, we stayed a kick it and talk with the fans. I saw She and the other gentleman that we forgot his name together. Like they were at the edge and I yelled out

Brotherhood because I was happy to Brotherhood. Yeah. Because Danny was nowhere in sight. I was like, oh, like that. And then Shay go, no, he just came to get her purse.

Sick. See? I was like, he learned nothing on that. Yeah, you're supposed to do. You lost your purse, good for you. Find your way back to your hotel. That's how I would have played it. Oh, his.

His name is Carrie. Carrie? Oh, was Carrie. Shout to Carrie. Shelt to Carrie. Cray. Cray. Danny and She.

Women named Danny. That sounds like a threesome. That sounds like three companies. I'm with it. I'm with it. That sounds like a threesome way to happen, right? Carrie, Danny and Shea? And Shee?

Because I don't even know if it is that like, is that three guys? Sounds like a progressive sitcom. It sounds like a progressive. That sounds like two and a half men, but in 2023. Sounds like gay porn. Yeah. A little bit, yeah. Right.

Danny and Shee. I'm happy to hear that the L.A. Show win. Oh, no. we still got more. There's still more of that. Then there was a shout out to Markell, who was giving you a tough old time at one point. Markle. See, and this is the thing.

I mean, I try not to get into it with, like, people in the audience because then that kind of takes away from the show. So people from the audience yell things and they're trying to snap. And, you know, it's like, oh, you want this engagement movie one-on-one. Like the left side of the stage was really rally. This is a show, though. I can't just direct my attention to just you. We're in front of an audience here So he had an issue because I had on Tim's

And he was saying, yo, we're in L.A. You went in Tim's, ah But he had on a white turtleneck And a white vest and a white vest And a white vest. And he's from New York. Yeah, he kept saying that Like I was supposed to be like, oh, worry, that's what's up?

Like you got one of Edens's goons. He's not one of my goons. Yes, you know him? You invited him. We found that out later. No, I didn't even know he was going. He was just with Eddn. I knew that his girl was going

Has nothing to do with me like that. But what was funny is that Barcoll is a person I used to work with team step and he was a manager there and a bouncer at the same time. So when I saw him there, I was like, cool. And then when I saw him getting ridded with you guys, I was like, great. So when you guys found that out afterwards, I was like, fuck me. Yeah, so he just wanted some, some attention and and then they brought him back. I cooked him. Yeah. You cooked them? Yeah. Yeah, that was.

But it was just like, it's too, you got a white. No, it was the easiest cook ever. With the chain. The chains outside of the turtle neck, quick. Took two seconds. With chains outside of the turtleneck, though. His girl's name is also Shay, fun fact. Mad Shays. He was cool though. He was cool. He ended up being a cool guy.

They had them on stage. They found out that they were a polyamorous couple. That was very surprising to them. I don't know how y'all worked that out. Why is everybody just like fucking freely? Like, I support all of that, but it's just, it's so, I'm seeing that it's so common. Y'all find one of those couples every time y'all go. A poly couple?

Somewhere. That's some new shit. Because she said, she named a whole dude that she would give the pussy to that night. She said oh Brandon yeah I'd fuck him Oh yeah Was that his name? Damn

You really So then I looked at home And was like Yo like you You are right with that She's like yeah Like I'm like bro

Your girl just said She named the dude Like she's letting you know Who it would be That's not awkward to y'all Like for even if you're all Polyamorous or whatever you want to say Ambidextrous

Whatever it's called Yeah Yeah Bad on both sides of the plate Yeah You're gonna let Are you cool with your girl Naming the guy

But he was talking about how All the pussy he was getting too. Yeah, but he didn't name a girl that he was smashed that night. That would be different name. It's too many no jumper fans. Y'all got like a cross. Like, I don't know what it is. Thank you, Adam, for that crossover episode. Look what you brought to our show. My biggest thing is that Shay was like, yo, it doesn't matter if he's out fucking all

these other girls. At the end of the day, I'm curious how you feel. At the end of the day, he's going to come back to me. Yeah. Yeah, demer's. Oh, trust me. I'd rather swallow a jean jacket with no water. Damn. I don't even think water. Before I say he's going to come home to me. Shout to Tyler. So you're not with the problem. polyamorous?

That's not for my lifestyle. That's not for my lifestyle. I really don't think that's for anybody's lifestyle. I think people just say that just so they don't get their feelings hurt. I think people can do it. I'm not one of those people. I do think there are people that really live that way and want to live that way. And then I feel like there's some people who really think that they can and then it turns

out really fucking that. I think there's a large majority of people that do that. They cannot handle that. They think they're about that shit. Yeah. I've had that thought for like a half second. Then I was like, oh, am I kidding. I'm way too emotional for that.

As I've gotten older, I'm a much more. less open to that. I've had it previously, but as I've gotten older, I'm less open to it because it just takes a little bit more effort to make a relationship like that work and I just don't have it in me. I barely have to open my eyes. If I love a person where that would

I just don't understand it because it's like then why are we what do we? Then what's the difference between me and you and then like everybody else you fuck? Well me and who have had this conversation before where it's naturally. You guys are so stupid. Then you have this conversation before tomorrow where it's a relationship is more than just like monogamy. Monogamy is not what makes a relationship or relationship.

There's other commitments outside of our commitment to only have sex with each other that make our relationship our relationship. It's a big piece though because it's like exclusivity. It's a nice sized piece, but it's not the only most important thing. It's just weird to me because when you have, when you're laying down having sex with somebody else, like you're, if you're in a relationship, you bring that energy back to your relationship. 100%.

like if you and the person you just had sex with, you know, are arguing or beefing about something and I'm like your polyamorous relationship guy, I'm going to receive some of that energy that you have from arguing with this dude. Like it may not be... Yeah, it may not be meant for me, but it's like, you know, you upset at this dude. So now it's like I'm receiving a little like tail into that and it's like, I didn't do shit to you. Why are you walking around with attitude?

But Maul, you're telling me that that's never, not even in a polyamist relationship, just dating multiple people. You're going to tell me you never like got pissed off. one of your bitches never pissed you off and then like you got an attitude and the other bitch is like, what's wrong? You're like nothing. Yeah.

Yeah. That's not my girlfriend. For sure. Yeah, but 100. That's my shit. I live in that zone. Yeah, but I don't, this is not my girlfriend though. And that's where I get confused.

Me like, wait, so this is your girlfriend, but she can go have sex with another man and you can go have sex with another woman. Then why is she your girlfriend? That's the part I don't understand about that shit. This might, why don't she just be another girl that you're just having sex with? Because they can be good partners.

Like you could be a good partner. They could create a great family. They could like build together without the monarchy. They just want to fuck out. They can be committed. They can be committed to. Who is having babies with somebody that's sleeping with another man? A lot of people.

Like knowingly sleeping with another man. A lot of people. A lot of you people are fucking sick. Well, part of her is an exception. That's like a. Are you kidding me? You would have it when she's pregnant. No, I'm sure she's not fucking people while she's pregnant or while she's trying to get pregnant.

she's pregnant, I'll be tight. No, I don't think that's. There's other words we can use there. Like, I'm going to turn into a serial killer. Murder is? Tight? No, I'm tight if we make dinner reservations at 8.30 and my girl's not ready at 8.20 and we're still in the house. I'm tight at that.

And that's, I think, the only time you're allowed to actually get mad at the other dude. Yeah. If some guy fuck your girl, you can't really get mad at it. We understand. But if you're pregnant? Wait, wait, what did you say? If a guy, if another guy has sex with your girl, you can. can't get mad at the guy?

I mean, yeah. And the concept of polyamorous relationship is what he knows. No, I'm saying if the guy knows, it's like my friend or someone I know, like, yeah. Oh, you're saying the guy doesn't know that the girl has a boyfriend. Oh, yeah, no, you can never get, yeah. He can't get mad at him. He don't know. If she's pregnant, I think it's the one time.

Oh, yeah. So why'd you fuck that pregnant girl, bro? Yeah, yeah. What if it was in visual, though? Like, what if you couldn't see that she was pregnant? All right, that's different. That's different. That's different.

You don't know she's pregnant, then that's different. But some men have a pregnancy fetish. Some men have a pregnancy fetish. I can't. Isn't that like a whole thing on like porn hub too? Like there's a pregnancy fetish. That's a whole thing on mental health too. Ma, you can't knock everybody's kinks down to mental health.

Some people have different kings. Not all kings of mental health, but most, most kinks have one and to have sex with a pregnant woman and that's not your child? We got to draw the line. That's mental health. We have to draw the line and some kids. You have an issue. That's a problem. We got to start.

You have a problem. Yeah, like what is that? You have a problem. Shame that. You need to go talk to somebody. Like, what's wrong with you? Like, what happened in your life where you were like, oh, whose baby is that? I want to, I'm going to be.

He's, like, that's, she's pregnant. Yeah, I know. I agree. I agree. That's just, have your kinks, but we're going to have to call it what it is, though. That's mental health. And granted, pregnancy pussy is great, but I've never thought, like, let me go, fuck pregnancy pussy.

That's not my. Yeah, I'm not doing it. Well, now that you've had, it's kind of like, because you never had it before, but you've had it now. And I still, would not want to fuck another pregnant woman. Yeah, like that's not saying if it's my girl

that's pregnant of course, but like seeing another woman like, man, I ain't gonna lie, I hit that. You have a problem. They can see meeting women while they're pregnant fucking them and raising the baby. Excuse me? Say that again? And raising the baby? Yeah, there's men that will meet a woman while she's pregnant. Like if a guy

abandoned her, fuck her while she's pregnant and raise the baby. Like it's his own. Again, mental health is a real issue in the world. Well, maybe he just fell in love with her mom. No, man. We got to find the right words, dog. That's not called falling in love.

Like, you can't see a girl that's pregnant. Then what it be, first of all, like sexually attracted, like, damn. And then the baby ain't chosen. You're like, yo, I'll raise it. Bro, you got a problem. The baby need a father. You're right. You're 100% right.

Yeah. Let's keep it there. Yeah, you're right. The baby, every baby needs a father. Every child needs a dad. I'm with you. that's not your kid though like for you to be just attracted to it because she's pregnant

you got to know maybe maybe he's attracted to her in spite of her despite her being pregnant like she was attracted to her and then he found out she's pregnant and it's like fuck but he really like her in other news you strict uh let's just if that's strict then yes ma'am

I'm very I'm very strict I am not no I'm not having sex with that person needs the ayahuasca last thing from the show you guys doing not ones. Never doing again. We got about that. Never doing it again.

We definitely doing it in New York. No, we're not. I gotta see you do it. London may not get it. I don't even think this is hot sauce. Listen, my mouth was numb. My lips were burning. Like, my tongue, my sinuses were over.

I felt really bad. I felt the spice coming out of like the corner of my eye right here. That's because Julia O.D. Y'all can't let Julian be in charge of shit. This is the problem. Let's give context to what we did. Yeah, yeah, please. So we're blackballed from complex.

They won't put us on a list. At all. They won't do shit with us. They hate us, and you know why. But we love the show Hot On. Shout out to Sean. It's a great show. JT.

He would have us on if we weren't blacklisted. So we decided to do Not Ones live on stage. We all and I asked each other questions and the audience asked us questions and we ate Hot Wings. And Edin and Julian, who we don't trust, for some reason, trusted to go get us hot sauce and put it on the wings. And then we proceeded to die. As I remember for pre-production, I was told to make sure that there were actual hot wings. Yes. We didn't want to fake it.

So I did my job. And so did Julian. Y'all went crazy. Okay, so this is where I fucked up. And I realized this afterwards. And you, like, douse them. So, well, I fucked up for you more so, not really for him as that bad, right? Sorry about that.

I'm sure that wasn't intentional. So I forgot to do. What I did by accident is that I put the hottest sauce on the wings already for those wings, or more of his wings. And then Julian proceeded to add way more on top of it. But Julian dunked it. He dunked it. Like, he dunked the fucking wings. That's because Julian's an idiot.

No, but what's funny about that. And shout out to Julian. Julie's not here today, but he's out playing a chef somewhere, so maybe this kind of corals. Shirtless chef. Yeah, shirtless chef. Some gay chef. Yeah. Only hot food.

Making kous-coos. Yeah. And salmon. Probably making kous kus kus popping on his fucking chef. So the problem for Julian was that he did all that, right? And I don't know why. After he prepared the wings, he went to use the restroom but didn't watch his hands before that. So he had hot, like the hot sauce on touch their wing.

Let me tell you something I noticed about Julian. Julian doesn't wash his hands. Julian doesn't wash his hands. No. Yeah. I don't observe him when he goes to the bathroom. No, I don't know. I know.

But if you go in the bathroom, you pee, you flush and told him, you just walk right out. You didn't wash his hands. That is a fact. Yeah. He doesn't wash his hand. Yeah. So because he does such a thing, he definitely touched his dick and he had hot dig for like a good, like. No, he had hot dick because of something else.

Oh. Oh, my bad. It just flared up at that moment. He was dying next to my DJ equipment. He was like, oh. He got hot sauce in his peepee hole. Basically. Yeah. And I'm talking about like hot, like the hottest sauces from like Buffalo Owings.

He doesn't wash his hands. That only happens if you don't wash his hands. But either way, so he did not once. We're never doing it again. So if you weren't at the LA show, you will never see me. You got to do it in New York. I'll handle the hot sauce. You're doing it in New York.

I'm never doing it. What if it wasn't that spicy? I'm never doing it. And they also, what I realize is that they didn't put oat milk out for you. Oh yeah. So that's another place where we fucked out. Yeah. We didn't put out milk for you.

Old milk and beer. You're supposed to have that. They give them beer. They gave it with beer. It was after the second or third wing. The third wing. After the second one, I knew water made it worse, and I still drank water because my face was on fire. The first one was fine.

It was spicy, but it wasn't crazy. Yeah, no, I could eat wings like that. Well, first of all, the first one for you was already bad, but I'm glad you got to enjoy the. The second one is where it got bad? Second one, it was hot. The third one was ridiculous. Did the crowd enjoy it, though? I don't know.

I don't know. I don't know. I went blind. We can't do that because we could. can't even fucking talk. Yeah. No, but that's kind of the point. Yeah, they became delusional at one point.

Yeah, but it's just bad because now we have a fucking audience full of people and we're not even talking to them. I'm walking around blowing my nose, drinking a gallon of water. He's spitting out everything. I'm offstage spitting in a trash can. Yeah, it's just not a good idea. I think you can do it. They just, what it's, it's not supposed to be dunked in.

You're supposed to put the sauce on the wing and do that. They're supposed to be covered technically, but he like soaked them. Maybe we could do that on Patreon or something. At a live show. So at the same time, you guys are. doing these hot wings, Damar should be eating her 48 mozzarella sticks. Well, we're going to do that live on stage regardless. Oh, cool. That's not. That's the open.

You don't want to do that for our new show? We're going to sit you on the side of the stage and we're going to have a mackerel. You don't have to say, you don't have to say anything. You don't have to say anything for the entire show. We're just going to have a count meter on the table. And as you fucking eat a mozzarella stick, you just hit the count meter. The mosquim. And we're going to be like, we're going to check over every now and again. Like, Demaris, who you at? 22. Okay. You're almost there halfway there. 48, bro?

I don't know, man. I don't think you'd be even finished that by the end of the show. So, how one shit was too much. Oh, you thought about it? So what I'm thinking is that the L.A. show went well. New segment.

The L.A. show was really good. Yeah. We had a good time. The crowd was great. They were into it. Shout out to dude that came from Boston to the L.A. Yeah. I believe the name was Johann.

Shout out to Johan. He came all the way from Boston to L.A. I was like, He could have drove to New York. We'll be in New York. We're giving him free tickets to the New York show. Oh. We didn't really nice to be.

show, because that was cool for him to fly all the way to L.A. to see us. And it was another cool dude that came all away from Cleveland. I heard Danny actually convinced him to fly from Boston to Danny. Damn. We knew what, we knew what, what's his name again? Carrie. Carrie.

Yeah. Kay, you know, he was trying to get that companion pass. Companion path. You know, you fuck with him flight attendants. I just found out that the flight attendants are worse than like the traveling nurses as far as like being horrors. I can see that. Oh, yeah.

I didn't know that. I didn't know that. Yeah. I didn't know that. They fly out for free. Well, I was going to say they go place to place and it's just easy access. Yeah, but like, they like, they want to fuck. Like, I'm only here for the night.

Like, we fucking. And I don't want to put this on all flight attendants. But it's probably, no. It's, um, I saw a flight attendant. First of all, I've been ex is a flight attendant. So watch your mouth. A long, long time ago. Well, she's the next for a reason.

That's not. She's also not a whore. That's not. So I don't want to put it on all of them. Ball, like, what the fuck? What I do? I don't work for a. Just fly.

How did you guess the airline? Wait, bleep it, leave it. He's not a whore. She's a hoarse. Stop, Rory. Oh my God. Put a bunch of beeps, make it sound weird. I got you.

I got you. Do you sure you got me? Yeah. Because there was something in the Neal episode that I was joking that I told you to take out and you didn't take out. And what did you say? I said, what? Oh, I thought that was a joke. You were trying out a lot of jokes.

Yeah, but it didn't land and then I said, take that out. That is my fault. I apologize for that. I saw Reddit and Patreon posts of just like, they love you guys. I felt them, though. I sound like an ass. Anyway, light attendants are cream of the crop.

That's the highest job of exos. Not all of them. Then I think real estate agents would be number two, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. Not a real estate agent is number two? Not over traveling nurses, no way. There's no way.

It's way hard to be a traveling nurse and a flight attendant. That's why they're up here. Yeah, real estate agent is probably the highest ex-ho occupation, though. It's not harder to be a fucking real estate agent than it is to be a flight attendant. You have to go through a course. They got to know stuff you're going to go through a course to sell real estate. What are you talking about? We're like, if Caesar made it. Yo, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop, stop. Can y'all, I don't, you think Caesar could be a flight attendant. Do you think Caesar could be a nurse? If Caesar was a flight attendant, I can believe. A nurse, that's different. He could be a nurse.

A nurse is a lot, though. Caesar would be trying to sell you other people's luggage. Shout to nurses. Oh, wow. I'm sorry. That's good. And there's nothing in them? And there's nothing in them as fucking like our cameras.

Oh, wow. Wow. Wow. Demaris. Jesus. Anyways, I didn't even hear what she said. She was nothing. It was racist.

Oh, I love a good racist. So, okay, so we're listing the hose right now. So, okay, so the top three. This is not all. let's generalize it for the sake of content, right? Traveling nurses, flight attendants, and real estate agents, don't go to top three hose? We have to throw podcasters up there. Where do bartenders and podcastsers go?

Not podcasters are current hosts. I'm not using him. I was pointing past you. Oh, okay, cool. What about podcasters or bartenders? No, bartenders are current. Yeah, but those are real estate agents are X. And I think flight attendants are X.

I'm sure there's. some promiscuous ones with flight attendants because they fly everywhere. But we're talking about like real jobs though. Like those are real jobs. You got to pay taxes. Those are real. Yeah, bartenders. I don't think they file.

I'm sure. I did not pay taxes when I was like. Why would you file? Yeah. No, I filed, but I just, they didn't know my full income. I would file and say I made like $60,000 a year and I was really making like an $85. I hope. I hope you're going to jail.

Huh? Okay, but now you're going to jail. I think it's seven years of statute of limitations with taxes. Oh, sorry. Damn. That's okay. We'll visit you. You'll go to one of those

Nice prisons where they have tenants and ice cream And you have a late No he said to me to Rikers for sure Beautiful Beautiful Anyways Speaking of Well thank you to everybody that came out to the L.A. show

And next we are in London November 17th Yes sir At the Leicester Square Theater I believe tickets may be sold out They might be right now Go check out Go check out

Go get the last like 10 happen But go check Tickets are definitely close to being sold out Mall's list is still open though My guest list You still got a shot Yo, Lel, you hear me? Just in man, shake something in them dms

I might be able to make something happen for you But yeah, we're at the Lesser Square Theater November 17th in London And then we're in New York at Sony Hall December 1st Which is also pretty much sold out Oh yeah, last few y'all Check the tickets that are left

Yeah But productive L.A. trip We had a glass with Neil running That was some bucket list shit Shout out to Neil Brennan Really cool guy, man. super, super funny. Just one of the people that I never thought that I would sit down and have a conversation with.

And if I did think about it, I never thought it would go the way it did. So that was pretty, pretty fun to have Neil come in and kick it with us. Before we get to our next topic, I have to give a thank you, a public thank you to somebody. My guy, Edmund Miller, man. Edin, how are you doing, man? Oh, Ed in. What did I do? Edin Miller.

Who's Edin Miller? My ghost writer. Oh. did a DJ set with the most of the oranges. Yeah, I forgot about it. Oh, yeah. Put the, uh, yeah. Put the list of songs together.

Had my guy fast hands, Eddie, you know, get his, set together. His blends together. Fam. On Final Cut Pro 10, by the way. Yo, doing DJ mixes and final cut.

Yeah, not on an unenrollable program. Um, we had a lot of fun. We had a lot of fun. Yeah, Rory, I've never seen you so happy at my entire life. Oh, I smoked that set. Oh, it was the Adderal.

He did. I didn't have any Adderall that there. Actually would have probably been worse. Oh, it was a Coke. I wish. Like, the way Rory was running back and forth during his set. We were doing karaoke, two-stepping. Like, he was just having a good time.

Well, I had to pretend to blend the blends that you made. Yeah. It worked, though. You were using, like, he was, like, using the filters and shit like that. You had the crowd, like, pumped. Yeah. I think I smoked it. You did.

From what I saw, you did. And you looked so happy and joyful. That really made me happy. Fam, he insulted this crowd of Gen Z. Asian LGBTQ fans of E.O. Shout to E.O. That's the best. He played Novakene by Frank Ocean. And then what did you say? He was like, she broke his heart so bad that he turned gay.

I dropped the music too. And you were, you were sober? You were sober? Yeah. No, we didn't start drinking until after my set. He goes, my bad. Wrong crowd. I'm an ally, by the way. He like didn't. I like it. I'm fucking like it. He was saving it. Some people were offended by some of it. called them pussies. Roy, what the fuck?

This is why he'll never have another gig out there. Because they wouldn't dance. Yeah, thank you. Wait, but did it end up working? All right. At the end of the day? Shout to child. Child came out before me.

Oh, yeah, shout to him. And he was playing some amazing UK house shit that I thought was the easiest thing for that crowd to dance to. And they were just sitting there staring. They seemed like a crowd that was a little insecure and timid. Yeah. So, yeah, I braided them until they dance with me. And then he did. And then they did.

And they danced. They did a ball. We did karaoke. We split the crowd. Yeah. He had a hype man at one point. Yeah. The only tall black guy in there?

I don't. Did it when made you look came on? It was the Annie Winehouse version. Okay. He was owning the crowd. It was a lot of fun. Rory did a great job. Would you do it again?

Absolutely. Like for my, like my birthday party? Would you like DJ my birthday party? Sure. I'm just going to use the same mix. Yeah, yeah. Which I'm not going to live. I'm taking that mix on the road.

Not a bad mix at all. That's great. No, the mix. is fire. Look at, look at, I put them, look at Rory in the middle of the crowd.

Look at this. Look at that. If you're our, if you're our audio head over to the TV, you can see Rory like two stepping on the one and three.

Damn. Look, you can't even hear the song. How do you know? Right. She kept throwing my arm. It was really difficult. But look,

the crowd loved him. The cardigan's sick, though. Rory dances like Vince Vaughn and a wedding crash. Incredible dancer. You're doing this thing. He's having fun. I was surprised you were so.

You know I'm a phenomenal dancer. Yeah. We got them funny as fuck I'm happy you enjoyed yourself Yeah

That was fun We'll put the We'll put the mix on Patreon Yeah that's all I'm down I'm down with that That was a lot of fun

You were with Nealong out there I think right In L.A.? Yeah you did the follow up To her new podcast So I don't No I wish

Same I'm mad if you didn't Neil Long She still looks amazing She's beautiful She is But GZ But GZ put out an album

Friday Shout out to Gizi Put out His latest project Sounds pretty good I only listen to it Maybe once long 29 tracks

My attention span is so short 29 tracks is like an hour in 20s So it's not The album is not one It's an hour in 27 men Okay that's not bad I like the drama in GZ Mix tape from last year

Oh yeah GZ sound like you're shaking So I don't doubt that this is No it's some songs on there One of the songs I added to our next episode of RAM radio So shout out to GZ I was just confused that this was part of the roll out

Him sitting down with Neil Long because obviously GZ is going through a divorce Neil Long is going through a divorce That's marketing I don't know if GZ If it was his divorce is because of a You know Cheating

He's never said that Yeah I don't know what happened He says black men don't cheat so Well that's a lie No he said real niggas don't cheat I can't say like that But okay So real

So you just say black men Yeah In a place of real niggas Yeah What are you trying to say? I don't know if that Because all black men are I don't think it translates

No no they're not I can promise you they're not There you go see So, yeah, I was kind of confused at this sit down. I didn't know. I mean, I understand they both are going through public breakups and public divorces. They're around the same age. Yeah, but it's...

He's setting a song. If he ever sees knee along, he's going to slide or something like that. I don't know. Forgot the bar. Who would you rather you see him sit down with? Because I like, I get what you're saying. I like little weird mashups like this when artists or someone in the culture interview somebody else in the culture because they tend to open up a little bit more

than if they sat down with what you want to see him with gail like no it's not i just this being part of the rollout is just was kind of like just a little awkward to me but i mean understand that they both have a common thing that they're going through so maybe it's like hey let's talk about it together and let's you know have the conversation from our point of views and you're a man going through a divorce i'm a woman going through a divorce like so i see all of that i just don't see how this fits into his rollout for his album. That's all. Things have changed since he,

and forgive me for not knowing his ex-wife's name, it's just not my world. Genie Mae. But she's on a daytime talk show, right? Yes. And this was, didn't E.T. put this out? Gizi has been put in a whole different light since he was married to this woman.

And he has a whole different fan base that is going to click something that says young Jizi. Nealong, obviously, has been in the headlines nonstop. She hasn't really spoken. I think it's the perfect fucking pairing for a rollout. Yeah. I don't think it could get better. Yeah.

Especially because GZ is now in a different light because he was married to a woman on a daily talk show. So it was a cool conversation. He talks about it in his album probably, so that kind of helps the correlation. I think it's a nice. But in media now, whoever wants to. Yeah, who cares about music and who cares? Especially in this, I hope this doesn't come across crazy because I think GZ is a fucking legend. Especially the type of music GZ makes, that's not something that.

is typically going to go with Zane Lowe if you want to go the music route. So he's in the gossip columns. Go do some gossip shit to plug your album. Which it worked down. I mean, here it is. And it wasn't really gossipy gossipy. Yes, because.

What? The optics. I'm not saying, I'm not saying those two gossiped, but they, both of them right now, headlines have been in gossip headlines for a year. Can I actually the clip?

I just meant the actual, I mean, the actual like clips and stuff that I've seen. I haven't seen the whole thing. I've watched a bunch of clips. And they have talked about their stuff, but not in a messy way. No, not at a very mature interview from what I've seen. And they take accountability for their roles and things and just talk kind of in general. They don't, you know. I'd love to talk to you guys about this clip if I could play it real quick. I want to hear what you guys feel about this.

Right. Right. Like, and you got to know when it's time to be done. Right. And that's usually not about another person and affair or, you know, you. you know, some chick that's willing to, like, make you feel like a king. Because that's why most men cheat. Most men cheat. That's just fascinating to me. That first of all, that just, let's just stop right quick. That's fascinating is absolutely fucking hilarious.

That's jeezing with the wrist. You know what, that's fascinating. Let me leave with this. I'll fuck with Jeezie. Hold on. Wait, wait, before you even keep going, hold on. Let's finish this clip. It's so gross.

No, no, pause. What are you going to say? What were we going to say? I'll fuck with Gizi. Some great music, great albums. He was on top of the game at one point. Like, love Gizi. Love the rebrand.

You know, y'all know what's coming. He's in shape. He's wearing suits. You know, it's like, this is the snowman, but it's like, you know, now he's like, he's a real, you know, he's a gentleman now. Now he's wearing suits. He's talking eloquently and using words like, that's fascinating. So you don't think, you don't think. You don't think the first time the plug came to him and say,

yo, I got it for 17.5. He went, that's fascinating. He definitely did not say that. He 100% did not say that. So I get it. You in the presence. My sir, that is an exquisite deal that you have. You are in the presence of the beautiful, talented knee along.

And, you know, you got your suit on. You got your cologne on. And she says most men cheat because, whatever, whatever. And you find that fascinating. That is so. Wow. Wow. Geezy, cut the shit.

Cut the shit, man. Don't act like you have not been on a first date or a girl that you liked and, you know, kind of gotten your fascinating bag. Oh, you got to see me. About some shit that's not fascinated. Oh, you got to see me in my fascinating bag. Oh, my fascinated bag. Oh, leg crossed.

I will say, red one leg up. One cabinet in hand. You know the cabinet. You know, when you do this and the cab is sitting right here. You're like, wow. Yeah. You know. Fascinating.

So I get it. But I'm also in the back of my mind. I'm thinking I will fuck this shit out of this girl tonight. And I know that's what Gizi was thinking. Like, Nia, we can cut all these cameras off and just go back to the hotel. That was the point of this. Oh, yeah. That's why I'm going to get shit.

That's something like, Jeezy, cut this shit. You want to fuck Nia long. We all do. When we found out that that nigger cheated on Nia, we all said, man, Neer, look, you ain't got to be depressed. Word. It's a lot of dudes out here that's doing well for themselves that have had a crush on you. Like more.

Since we were all teenagers. Like, what's up? What time should I pick you up? And this was Gizi's time on the camera. And I know he's looking at Nia like, damn, you look better than I even thought you did. I mean, God damn, you all fine. They might have had a previous, like, friendship or relationship, you know. Relationship.

Well, I meant like a previous, like, they might know each other. Oh, no, they may have met each other before. I'm sure they probably met each other before. Or maybe not. Nia's been married for a few years, so maybe not. But I know what Gizi was thinking when he said that's fascinating. his eyes was saying damn you look good

I actually think it's a beautiful way to mask the dirty Mac because saying that's fascinating to that line is essentially saying damn I can't believe he did that to you sick that is kind of the same thing

but you know and not to not to give homie any bail he cheated on the ear he's a piece of shit but he wanted to feel like a king we've seen a lot of guys that date a lot of beautiful

women. Yep. And they all, when you start getting to talking to them about this woman, they be like, listen, beautiful, gorgeous. Nealong. But that bitch is crazy. You think Nealong is crazy? I don't know. I'm just, I'm not saying. If we talk to him, we would get another side of Of course. They were married for a while. She is. You understand what I'm saying? Like the same thing with Hallie Berry. You asked Eric Benet about Hallie Berry. Beautiful. Gorgeous. Fascinating. It's crazy. You asked David Justice. about Hallie Berry. Beautiful, gorgeous. She's crazy. So what I'm saying is, we didn't hit Udoka talk yet. He hasn't addressed nothing. You think he will? No. Yeah. I don't, I don't think

he will. That's a lose. That's a big L on his side. That's the black America sweetheart. He's a lose, lose conversation. Yeah. My thing is, I just don't, you know, it's all about who you cheat on knee along with. Sometimes the worst thing is getting your dream girl. Yeah. Word. We don't talk about that. Oh. Like, you ever, you ever met somebody that you were a fan of? Like a celebrity? Like damn, I fuck with you. And then you meet them and you like, yeah, I have. Yo, this dude is a piece of shit.

Or yo, she's, ugh. It's happened. To me, it's happened a lot. It's girls I've definitely thought were like beautiful and this. And then you meet them and you like, oh, like you. I can't spend another hour with you. Yeah, that's a lot. It happens.

That's all I'm saying, Neil Long is beautiful. We don't know near long in a relationship. We don't know that side of her. I'm going to play the rest of this clip real quick. It's so gross. It's so stupid. I personally, this is my quote. Real nigs don't cheat.

This is his quote. Just want to say that? You don't think so? Hell or no. I kind of understand what you mean when you say that. They do not. I understand what you mean when you say that. It's something in us that makes us want to be right across the board.

But is that so that you are living up to the expect? That's the end of the quote. But I understand what he's saying, though. It's actually a very honest perspective where he's not trying to be like, I would never, she's like, no, a lot of it is actually egotistical. Like, it is for me. I'm not cheating because I want to be right. Well, it's that and cheating is, it's no honor in cheating.

Yeah. So when you cheat is disloyal. It's a lot of things that come with being a cheater. So I understand what Jesus is saying. Yeah. Real men do cheat because real men make mistakes. Right? But it's just the feeling that you have when you're cheating is like, yo, this is corny. This is whack. Like you just feel it. Like this is wrong. Like I, it's kind of like, remember in Baby Boy when Jody was with the coworker and he was just like, yo, this ain't, this ain't right.

Yeah. You get that feeling like I can't like, shorty was bad, gorgeous, sexy, nice body. But you just like, I can't be this much of a piece of it. Like you work with my girl. I'm not just cheating You got to look my girl on her face every day Yeah And I don't want to put cheating in tears Because it's wrong across the board

But that is crazy But that's nuts Like cheating on a girl That your girl Cheating with a girl that your girl Has to see every day That's insane So I understand what Jesus is saying

Like real men don't cheat But real men do cheat Make mistakes But it's just a feeling Like I don't like that feeling It's disloyal It's dishonest Because now I have to keep lying

Like it's a lot of things That come with cheating It's not just the act of cheating And it's like, now I have to continue to put this wall up around the cheat so that you don't find out that I cheated. I have to continue creating lies and things like that. So I understand what he meant by that. Did you see the other clip when Neil Long was telling Gizi that when she was younger,

all she used to do was date drug dealers. And I've never seen Gizi's face light up like that in my entire fucking life. He was like, oh, were? He got like out the chair. Like, were? I believe what he said was, hey. You know I get it for LeBron The reason I know that you're guarded

Is because when I was in high school I only dated drug dealers Oh really See and I didn't even see that I didn't see I fucking love Gizi I didn't see this interview I didn't see this clip That's the first time I saw that

But this is exactly what I was saying Five minutes ago Cut the shit man Have you ever seen his face light up like this? I didn't even know Gizi had eyebrows Until just now his eyebrows raised I didn't even know

Jezie had eyebrows Look at his head Look at the placement of his hands Yeah Oh really Like oh really Like Jesus is like Bitch do you know

I still keep the yams In my auntie house Like All you do is Day truck dealers You must not know how I got it Like So listen man

I understand Jizi's sitting down with the year And with everything they share But this was just Actually no Now that I've seen that clip This was genius

For his rollout It was amazing This was absolutely. He didn't work down. All you had to do was leave with that clip right there. And then I'm like, oh, I get it. This is the rollout. This is the rollout to the album.

And it's got to hurt. Damn, he looked happy. It's a double win for their personal lives. Because they have ex-spouses and that gets weird. Imagine going through a divorce and then seeing your ex having the most amazing chemistry ever on E. With knee along. With Jeezy.

That'd be rough. Damn. It's a win. Now, we're going to throw it to Damaris. De Maris, do y'all still have a crush on Jezzie like y'all? Who's y'all? A women. The women do.

I never was a big Jeezie fan, like sexually. I liked this music, but I knew a lot of girls who were, like, cheesy. Like, yeah. And it's actually gotten bigger. I can believe that. Now, because ever since he, like, did his whole long as I got. Yeah, y'all love him. Y'all love when men have babies.

Yeah, well, he cleaned it up. No, not the baby. Not the baby. He was on that song, too? No. No, he just met the suit. He just went on his shit. Yeah.

That was when the one time I looked at, because I'm toxic. So the one time I looked at Jesus and I was like, oh, I get it. It's like when he had that, um, that battle that he did with Gucci. And when Gucci was like kind of antagonizing him and he was like just cool with it, he was like, all right. Like, I was like, oh, I get it. He real cool with his like threatening shit. Like you could tell that he bought it. But like, but the suit.

Which is like calm. Yeah. Yeah. So. The marriage, you need therapy. I was so. You need ayahuasca. I want to send you to Costa Rica.

So when I read Jada's book, Jada was talking about it. You know you are the only person that read that book. Back to Jada's book. You don't know what you just opened up. That book has flopped. That book has flopped. I think my album sold more copies. And not only that.

I think we found out. Wow. Wow. Wow. I think they fuck you. Not only did the book flop, but I think we found out that you was cap. Oh, yeah. There's no way you could have read that book.

That book didn't even come out when you said. I never said I read her book. I said I read Will's book. I said I read Will's book. I said on Mike, Jada's book hasn't come out yet. These are all excerpts. Oh, I thought you said you read Jada's whole book. No.

When you guys are talking about when I was lying, I didn't read Jada's book. It hadn't come out yet. I haven't read Will's book. Oh, okay. I'm sorry. And I had talked about that before. Okay. But I did read Jada's book when I was out sick.

And I understand why it flopped. And I'll say that. I understand why I flopped. I enjoyed it because I'm a fan of Jada. Yeah, you are. But the mistake that Jada made was giving all of her highlights. First of all, it's not a well-written book.

Oh, I know what you mean. It's not a well-written book. And she gave all of her highlights to the news. And on top of that, honestly, the one thing that people really wanted to get from that book was about her relationship with August. And she completely skimmed over that. I get it. There was no, she did clarify some stuff as far as the Red Table Talk, why she said, I shouldn't

put it out. My team didn't want me to put it out. It actually made, I went to clear my name. made me look worse. She said Will made me look worse because Will was on there. Everybody's saying Will's crying. And she's like, no, we're filming this at 12 o'clock at night. Will's exhausted.

That's why his eyes are read. He's not crying. He's tired because we've been filming this for seven hours. So yeah, she clarified some things. And it was a good book if you're a Jada fan. She talked about her childhood. The drug dealing thing got, I remember you mentioned that. He was like, oh, now Jada's a drug lord, this, this and that.

And I'm just trying to like, no. But when I read it, it's like, that's what. hood girl, she was a hood girl in the 80s in Maryland. No, I could definitely see Jada. Like that's what, like, we could just, we clean that up and was like, we could totally see. Jada being in Baltimore, we're dating and drug dealing and getting involved with that. Yeah.

I could definitely, that's not for, I know the pretty girl in the block that I, trust me, I know, I get it. Yeah. But yeah, the book did flop. And I know why. I can understand why I flopped. It really wasn't a well-written book. She, she breathed through the last 20 years of her life and spent a lot of time on the first 20. On two buck.

Yeah. She really didn't spend that much time on Tupac. Thank God. She really didn't. Let that man rest. But the clips made it seem like that when that really wasn't it. It just kind of, the book was supposed to be about her journey to worthiness of her feeling worthy. And in it, she talked about certain situations in her life that brought down herself worth

and how she became so insecure and things like that. Some of those things involved Tupac. But throughout the entire book, she didn't talk about Tupac like he was a boyfriend or anything like that. She talked about him because he was working. of her close friends. She talked about her other close friends, too. It's just not all of them are fucking Tupac. Right.

You see what I'm saying? So he was in the, he came up in a couple chapters. You know what I'm saying? About how she became, who she became and things like that and how he contributed to that. But it wasn't as salacious as the clip bait made it seem. Well, shout out to Jada. Get her book if you didn't.

Well, we sure you didn't because it flop. But get her book. Support Jada. Women definitely, I will tell women to get the book because there is. is a lot about unlearning, unlearning how to stay in unhappiness and unlearning how to put, how putting everyone before yourself. She talked about that a lot because she was doing that a lot.

Her life. She put her husband before herself, her kids before herself, her friends. And it led to her being very unhappy. So the switch you guys see in Jada in her earlier, in her later age is her trying to find happiness and find herself because throughout her childhood and her adult life,

she gave everything to everybody else. Shout out to Jeezie. That would have been a good interview. Sad with G's. That would have been a good interview. Jesus album, I might forgive, but I don't forget available now. I'm also, I ordered Rich Paul's book, Lucky Me. I know some of the story, obviously because I know Rich, but I did want to get his book

and read it just to get the full story. I heard it's a great read. So shout out to my guy, Rich Paul. I brought you guys a bunch of copies of the biography of Tupac, the new one. Oh, fuck, yeah. Written by Jayda Pickett Smith. Four word by Jayda Pinkett Smith.

But yeah, they did just put out a new pock book and they sent us a bunch of copies. That's really dope. Those are over on the desk for you guys. With that said, Meg, I was waiting to talk to Damaris. I'm actually glad we did that new episode in L.A. And we didn't talk about Cobra.

And this kind of ties into cheating as well. I've seen the women cursing our party. I didn't know what the hell was going on. DeMaris, I think you have to come forward to the congregation and explain. You said Meg and party were goals that that was your end-all be-all.

That was the greatest relationship you had ever seen. I never said that. You never said that? I never and God's Green Earth said that. Damn. I might have said I wanted to fuck them, but I never said that that was my goal. I can believe that that's what she did say.

Yeah, I could definitely see you. Yeah, you're end-all-beal. Yeah. Because it's so annoying. What do we think of this record? I think it's a cool first single for everything Meg has been going through. It's cool.

I'm not mad at it. She said some things on there that's kind of like, oh, okay. A little eyebrow raised like Jeezie did. Her pussy being depressed was what stood out to me. Well, you got to look at the line that comes before this pussy depressed. It was basically like he's feeding me drinks thinking it's lit. Like you're on a date with a nigga. He's keeping me drinks, getting me drunk thinking it's lit.

Little do he know this pussy's depressed. I'm about to stress him. basically I'm I'm depressed and what I'm about to do is put all of I'm about to project on you and make your life a living hell

because I'm... Oh, okay. Yeah, she wasn't saying her physical pussy was depressed. Okay, got you. Her as a person and I actually think that's a pretty cool flip

because everyone calls Megan pussy rat. So I thought it was a kind of cool way. Would this be considered to flip that over? All right, well, it's pussy rat,

but now this pussy's depressed and I'm going to tell you exactly why I'm depressed and the hook is still going to be pussy that's what you guys categorized me as. I thought it was dope. I believe she named it Cobra because Cobra snakes,

they shed their skin and they kind of like, you know, renewed themselves and things like that. And in the music video, she was in a, I like the visual because, like you said, Cobra, as they shed their skin, they go through this whole metamorphosis. When she was in, in the music video, she's in a glass box with a bunch of people watching her. And it's kind of like, it symbolizes,

oh, yeah, I'm going through this metamorphosis. but unlike y'all, the whole entire world is like watching me while I go through hell. Yeah. And become a different person. And I think that she killed that, especially not to be on a label. She said she paid for this all on her own and handled this all on her own, obviously with like her internal team. And I think she did a good job. I love the song.

The video's dope. Yeah, I love the song. A lot of people were saying they don't like the beat for the song. I like the beat. I didn't like the beat low. That's actually what I like to cost. I think people are just so used to expecting something. from not even just her but female rappers period.

And if they can't get that, they don't know how to, they don't know how, they always say they want more from them, but when they give you something different and give you something more, a lot of people don't know what to do with it. The one girl was, this one girl tweeted, I started twerking to this and then I heard the lyrics and I was like, oh, I can't twerk to this. Yeah, it's not meant for you to twerk to.

Or you could, if your pussy's depressed, twerk to it. I was going to say, do you think pussy rap is fucking shit up like this, though? What do you mean? Like, let's say like songs like this where it's like not ask of like, like what pussy rap is. So now that's that expectation for people. Yeah, I think because we've become very, when I was younger, depression music was all the rage, right?

Like emo? Yeah, emo music. Remember when we were younger, that was all the rage. So now it's like people don't, if you're not twerking or partying or rapping about shooting and killing somebody, you're either rapping about shooting, killing somebody, rapping about using a nigga for his money, like anything that shows that humans have actual depth, we don't support. Well, I think that's a little unfair, because I think there's a huge emo community,

maybe the biggest ever right now. Like, Rod Wave is selling out fucking arenas right now. Oh, I see what you mean. Like there's definitely a-party, like triple X, rest in peace, was I think a huge poster boy of that era coming back and there's so many of his kids around now that for men though. For men, though, I agree. True. Okay, that's fair.

You know what? I think emo rap, like a female email rapper. Even Juice World to me was, was. Emo as fuck. Yeah, it was. This is where Playbork Cardi is technically another one. For sure. Tripy Red.

Like, they're all in that spirit. But Demaris to her point in terms of women, there's not. But would you still, okay, she came out with this trap, but you're going to put Meg an emo rap? No, I'm not going to put her in emo. She's emo. She is, she's not a rapper. Yeah, you can sing about being depressed.

She was barring y'all down on that SOS. Oh, man. Yeah. That shit was fire. But yeah, for female rappers, they have to shake ass and sell their pussy. And it works. In order, yeah, and that's what works. So that's what they all come out with because that's the only thing that's going to sell.

I think when Meg released this, she knew that this wasn't going to sell. I don't think in no way, shape, or form did she think that this was going to go number. But what if, what if? I think she did this for her. So that means she knew it was, I mean, I don't think it's that good of a song. But does she, does that mean that she's putting out something that was not that great either? It's, I think the good start of a rollout. It's, it's more of a statement than a song.

It's addressing a bunch of stuff that's happened over the last year that we've all had our eyes on. So it's going to do its purpose. And no, to Demer's point, I agree. I don't think she made that and was like, we're chasing it the same way we chased bongos is trying to go number one. Of course not. What was that attention? But it's just going to sound hypocritical for me.

I think it's fucked up what fans put on artists. Like, we kill Meg for all the pussy rap, same flow, same beat. Right. And then she doesn't do it. And it's like, yo, what the fuck? We don't want this. Is this her attention? Like how Doja came out of attention?

No one came out of her attention? I think attention was Doja trying to prove to people that she could rap. and to take her serious as a rap artist instead of a pop. But also, I think Doja's rollout was to show kind of the negativity of attention and how weird attention is being a pop star and how much it doesn't matter.

I think that was her theme and rollout of the entire thing. Like, let me do all the salacious things that everyone else does for attention to prove to you that this is bullshit. Maul, you jacket this song? Cobra? Yeah. That's cool.

No, no, no, no. It's cool. Are you jacking in for real? I mean, I'm not, I'm not going to bang this shit. Like, you're going to hit me in the crib, like, cleaning up, washing the dishes, banging cobra. You listen to demons. But I don't bang that either, though.

Have you ever fucked some depressed pussy? Oh, absolutely. Great. Best pussy on the planet. Especially when you can't cry and the tears just come out of other holes. Damaris, once you get to therapy. You need to talk to somebody? If you go to better help.

Right now. You go to Rory Mall. 20% off. 20% off, better help. For the holidays. Yeah. especially for the holidays because seasonal depression is real. Look at that, better help.

We give you an extra one. I've been there. I have fucking been there. So, like, I get it. So that's why I'm like, I love when Meg makes her, you know, her pussy rap and I appreciate it. But this isn't the first depression. All right, you've been there. But have you ever had depressed dick, though?

It doesn't work. I don't think it works the same. I was in a relationship. Broke dick is the equivalent of depressed pussy. Yeah. Depressed dick, I can assure you guys does not work very much. See, that's what y'all wrong. Especially if you're taking antidepressants.

That's what y'all see. Broke dick and depressed dick is the same thing to you? No. That's what y'all. No. Don't be wrong. If the, if, if, nah. Let me explain something to y'all.

Broke dick and depressed dick are two different. Two different things. Totally different things. Two different things. Yes, pause. Broke? Now, I've been broke. And girls, I was fucking, that was some of the best sex they ever had in their life.

Same. I was trying to fuck a set of keys out of them bitch. Of course. As you should, King. You're gonna say that I'm in there laying it down. As it is tradition. Depressed dick. Where it's just like snoring.

It's just a bunch of shit going on. You're like, yo, listen, man, it's a total different. Yeah, like you're too busy. There's a lot on your mind. It's just, it's two totally different energies. Rory says bum sex is like sexually transmitted. Nah, that depressed. What?

Depressed dick. I think bumbiness is sexually transmitted. Yeah. If you start fucking bums, you're going to start becoming a bum. Depression is sexually transmitted. Bum. but women are crazy for trying to have like fuck depressed dick like why you're not I don't think they fuck depressed like they fuck broke dick

no women fuck depressed like you want depressive I don't been in relationships with depressed those those women that have like mommy issues and caretaker issues see the depressed guy and like want to try to help him and sometimes all they have is pussy so they try to fuck the depressed guy oh so you're saying they have nothing there's sympathy y'all have not gotten sympathy box before you've been down in the dust God, I hope not.

I'm just saying I was my best performance when I got sympathy pussy. Like pussy that was given to you just because like they felt bad? Not, they would fuck you anyway. They were trying to heal you.

Yeah, they were trying to heal you. Yeah, I've been that idiot before. Like you depressed and you lay down and she started like trying to like I've got a depressed head before. That's different.

Yeah, but you don't even want that head. No, I want that head. I want that head. You just had to lay there. Yeah. I was just like, I don't know. A lot's going through my mind.

It's so, it's so. Can't service you start service myself. Doing that with a man. because there's two different types of depressed dick. You can get depressed dick that's in love with you and you can get depressed who you're only around because they're depressed.

Both of them will have you ready to jump off a bridge with them, like it's awful. It's awful because when you're doing it with a man who is just looking for like an ego boost and looking for something to fill the emptiness, you feel the lack of love that he has for you and you feel used, even though you're volunteering to be used in that moment

because you want to feel special and you want to feel like you're healing and doing something important to this man, you feel used in that moment. It's a very empty feeling. And then when you're the one that this person who's depressed is in love with,

where they're literally trying to suck the happiness out of you. Yikes. Yeah. Sounds amazing. It is. They're away from depressed dicklady. So you agree with parties,

what you're saying. Next door. No, no, partisan. Partisan. You don't do that. Don't do that. Don't do that. What?

He's asking you a fair question. And I don't know if I'm assuming that that line is true That line is true and it's about party I'm assuming that it is but we don't know She has not confirmed her tonight I think I really thought that they were gonna be together for a while I'm gonna be honest I mean they were they had a good run

In these times yeah that's a great one They had a fucking lifetime together Being together with somebody for a year is a lifetime now They were together more than a year They were together for like a few years Yeah And if you go off three years technically If you go off the shit she was going through at the time too

That's fucking 10 years word for real for real no it's not when your girlfriend is going through something like that she got shot into all over the tabloids and everything like that's a lot along with being slut shamed by the entire fucking industry on top of that

and be called a liar like that sucks it's still only three years I get what y'all are saying I get what y'all said that's still only three years all right time is a construct I win oh my gosh I hear you. Time is a construct.

That was so white. How y'all ever received depressed pussy in this room? Yeah. Hell yeah. And so like, what's it like? What's it like? Is it sweeter? It's phenomenal. It's great.

I came. So I'm conquered. You're like, what you want me to say, Ed? I mean, shit, I got my. Did you know when you were arriving to that set box that it was depressed? Well, I typically get a, I typically get a long. with emo women. So women I've been with are fucking depressed.

You just made Demarious. They all kind of have one common denominator outside of depression. So it's like Pemdes, right? It's great pussy. Depressed dick and depressed pussy is like it cancels out and then you're like good sex. Sure.

Pim does. Self out. Nobody does not cancel itself out. Okay, so how did you handle the press pussy? The same way I handled happy pussy. Made the mortar. Beat that shit into the... Left.

Left. Like, yo, you'll be a-all. I'll be back later. Like, it'll be right. Yo, but did you die? Yo, you know how I'm all treats your rest of the-able? Stop acting like that. Yo, but yo, no one was killed, right?

All right, good. Come on, smile, man, it's okay. Life is good. Telling a depressed person, smile. Yeah, like, it'll get better. Stay in there. Stay in the game. We need you.

Stay in the game. Yeah, we need you. For what? Because all you do is fuck me. What does the world need me for? For this, right here. Come on. Don't let that good pussy go to waste, please, though.

That is so awful. I do want to shout out Nikki Minaj for being very vulnerable and speaking about her Percocet addiction and getting over that hurdle, which, you know, opioids for the entire country is out of fucking control. So I respect Nikki for talking about that. Glad she's in a much better place because that shit is no joke.

But, yeah, I appreciate Nikki for talking about it. There had been rumors for a long time. we had seen behavior, but I'm glad you spoke about it. Yeah, you know, it's always hard for people to address such serious issues like addiction and things like that. So for Nikki to put that out there and let people know that she dealt with that and she had issues with that is big of her. It's big to let that out and not hold that in anymore. And hopefully she's in a place where she's past that and can work not ever going back to that because, again, a lot of people, that is, how they get addicted to opioids.

They don't know that it's an addicting thing. They take it for, you know, whether you have a surgery or whatever they have to get. And they say you take this for the pain and things like that. But then you become addicted to it and can't function without it. And you go into it not knowing that. So prayers and Nikki, hopefully she's recovering and well and doing better. And, you know, anybody else that's dealing with opioids or get the help that you need because that shit is deadly. And it's taking a lot of people from us.

and hopefully, you know, we can get ahead of this shit and put this behind us. Because, again, it's this, this opioid is, it's like, it's destroying communities, families. You see young people die from it. They don't know that, you know, it's fentanyl and this shit now. It's all kind of shit out there in the streets now. So, you know, please be careful. And if this is a problem you have, talk to somebody, get some help, and try to take care of yourself as best as possible. And important that Nikki was the one to speak out about it.

and I don't mean this lightly or as a joke at all the way we have talked about a lot of these younger girls and other rappers that legitimately go get surgery to look like Nikki Minaj I'm glad she spoke about what can happen after that process. I know she didn't directly say it has to do with surgery but that's a big thing post-surgery.

Yeah, pain killers. What was the series that we were watching? Pain killers. Pain killers. Yeah, sorry. Yeah, she was incredible. and more people should see that. It's a huge crisis

and I know a lot of girls look up to Nikki a lot of people want to look exactly like Nikki and get surgery to do so and that comes with painkillers and the most addictive fucking thing on earth. So thank you, Nikki, for speaking about that. I think that's incredible. I'm looking forward to the album.

But yeah, other than that, there was something else that she addressed, right? She told her fans to not attack people or harass them anymore in that she does not condone this. Nicky, I know I just gave you love and light. You're full of shit. Love you, Nikki, but you have definitely sent your fans to attack people.

For sure. She put an IG story. I'm glad she did this, though, because it was getting out of hand. No, but she said be sure to never threaten anyone on my behalf. So she's putting it out there like, yo, listen, stop. Let me shoot Nikki some bail. When Nikki was doing that, I don't think she even understood the power of her fans in the lengths they would go about finding information about other people showing up at their cribs, like all this other shit.

I'm glad she put this statement out. Dear Barb's, she's talking to me. Never said. Just to you. Be sure to never threaten anyone on my behalf. Nikki, I've never done that. Whether on the internet or in person, whether in jest or not, I don't and never have condoned that. We have an amazing album right around the corner.

I like the fact that she said, we have an amazing album. I like that. We have an amazing album right around the corner. December 8, 2023. It feels so surreal and euphoric, wishing you blessings on blessing. Thank you, Nikki. I won't threaten anybody else on your behalf. But I had to put some of these bitches in their place.

Oh. Speaking like a true bar. I mean, I got to hold the queen down. You know what I mean? This is actually a Nikki album. The last one, of course, it's Nick Minaj, so I'm going to go listen. But this is what I'm kind of excited about. Word.

Whole new space. She's a mother, married. 40. Looks amazing. Like, I'm curious to see. I like the last single. Yeah. I'm actually kind of looking forward to this, Nicky album.

I'm looking forward to it too. As you know, I'm a Nikki fan. I've always said she is the apex when it comes to female. MC's female rapper. She is the one that everyone is chasing. But it's just, you know, I think this album is going to show if she still, you know, has that fire, that passion, which I believe she still does. But Doja Cat put out an amazing rap album this year. Yeah, just pin women together.

Pinned women against each other. No, I'm just saying. We didn't do that when Jeezie. When you talk about Jee. And Nick Grant put out a really good album too. Yeah. Roy put her in an album. But we just told him just rap.

Yeah. He has a rap album of the year for sure. I don't think, I mean, I know Nikki pushed a few weeks, but I don't put her in the category of artists that got scared last night, but I think a lot of artists got scared last night. You think so? Frank Ocean posted a snippet on his internet that he doesn't post them. You don't think everybody saw that, hit their agent or label and said, hey, can someone find out if Frank is dropping so I don't drop anywhere around the time he drops? No, no. I don't think Frank is that guy no more. I don't think people are moving. Y'all are fucking hot.

I know he's you guys are high. I know he's y'all Lord and Savior. He's not. He's not that guy. I killed him the last on Coachella. Yeah, exactly. So kill him now. Kill him now.

For what? You like this. You think no one cares about Frank? Nobody cares about Frank Ocean is really. A Frank Ocean snippet? Nobody gives them. No, not about a snippet. He's saying if Frank, being that he dropped the snippet, he's saying if Frank, being that he dropped the snippet, there are artists who are scared to drop around the time.

Frank Ocean is dropped. And Frank does not put out snippets and does not post on insomps. like that. So I would assume as an artist, maybe this means he's about to drop music if he's posting and he never posts. That's cool enough. I'm calling everyone I know, hey, have y'all worked on the Frank out yet? Who's working on the Frank album? When is this coming? So I know to schedule around it. All of that is cool. A lot of these R&B dudes is not scared of him. This snippet worried you? Would it worry you if you were about to drop? No, I'm not. He's not my peer musically. Like, I'm talking about his peers and people right below him. Yes, that if that would affect the time.

Listen, Frank is... Because despite what Mall said, everyone gives a fuck about Frank. If Frank Ocean drops tomorrow, everyone's dropping what they doing and go listen. Yes. No, nigga, we're gonna listen to it.

But if I'm Brent fires, I'm not moving my release date because Frank drop. No, I'm not. Yes, you are. Yes, you are. Brent is gonna tell you he's moving. There's no cap, cap, cap, cap, cap.

And shout to Brent for being able to do that because he's independent. Bro. He would 100% do that. And his last album was fucking incredible. Brent is a way, way hotter artist than Frank Ocean is right now. Hot or sure.

It's not about that. So I just said I'm not moving my release date if I find out Frank has the same date as mine. I'm hotter than that nigga. I'm not scared of no fucking Frank. Hot has nothing to do with the artist like this that when they drop people stop everything they fucking doing. Look, man, we seen all that hot shit

and niggas was doing all this shit. Oh, he's headlining Coachella. That nigga came out there with a roller rink the size of this motherfucker. And then cancel out of the second weekend. Get the fuck out of here. Nobody cares about that shit. You're talking about his production.

Everyone gave a fuck while he was fucking up on stage. Nobody didn't care about that. that shit, man. Saying nobody cares about somebody that headline Coachella is the craziest thing I've ever. And he shouldn't have headlined it.

Yes, he should have. He's Frank fucking Ocean. Yeah, but look what he did. Oh, no, he fucked up. Exactly my point. So he shouldn't have headlined it. What are you saying? That's production.

That's a production. He's living off a shit they did years ago. I love Frank Ocean too, but he's not the same Frank. He don't shake the room. His name don't shake the room like a used to. So that's my point. His name don't shake the room like it used to.

No, Brent is not moving his date back if he has the same date as Frank. And I, shit, Bryson Tiller might not move his date back if he has the same date As Frank. If Bryson Tiller's moving his date and Brent Fires is dropping. If I would move that date. No, he's not, man. These young niggas, these young R&B dudes now is on fire, bro.

They don't care about who's dropping when they drop. But Bryce is going to support no matter who drops. So that shit doesn't even matter no more. It's not about your fan base. If your fan base is going to support you no matter who drops on the day that you drop. That shit is all of that shit is politics in the industry. It's about the casual. It's about the casual listener.

It's about the number one. It's about the fact that Brent Fias might have a song that might go number one unless Frank drops because his shit's going number one. Now you're pushing the number two. Everyone is stopping what they're doing. And Frank was never even known as a touring artist to begin with before Coachella. He is an album artist. If Frank Ocean drops a fucking album, everybody,

including all the Brent Fias and Bryson Tiller fans, are going to run to listen to a Frank Ocean album. Yeah, got Brent fucked up. No, I don't. I think he has probably... No, we love Brent. fucked up. a contender for album of the year, in my opinion, with his last drop.

Yeah, so that shit has stayed on repeat. But talk like it, though. Ooh. But talk like he got. That shit, man's like, you smokey. Who? That's your man's Brian. I don't know.

I fuck with Brent. I don't know him personally being at the game. Wait, because he put out album of the year, he wouldn't move. He didn't even promote it. That's my point. So why wouldn't he just move it if Frank was coming if he's not even promoting it? Oh, man, because that shit don't, listen, everybody love Frank. Niggas that make music love Frank.

He's one of the most talented artists we've had. I get that. But at the same time, it's like, ain't nobody's scared, though. If everybody dropped with that artist. It's not about being, everybody dropped with him to watch a YouTube stream of Frank. Let's not.

It's Frank. Niggas like Frank. We fuck with Frank. Okay, but I give me your same. If you're watching a YouTube stream of a Brent. If Brent had a YouTube stream right now tonight, we would all watch it. No, we wouldn't. Now that's cap.

Take your cap off and throw it over there. That's cap. So you're saying if Brent was on a festival stage, everyone is stopping what they're doing that night to go watch a stream. A lot of hoes. Also, also not a fair comparison because Brent is visual and puts out of music all the time. So I'd be like, oh, I could probably catch another, Brent.

Yeah. Joint. I'm saying Frank is one of the last artist that's allowed this mysterious shit to exist. Yeah, he got the mysterious shit. He got the mysterious shit. That is valuable. We're all going to stop. 100%. He has a mysterious shit with him. But what I'm saying is, I don't think that. I'm saying if Hove does a fucking YouTube stream, if I'm doing

if I'm going to continue doing what I was doing. You said what? No, you're capping. Now you're lying there. If Hove is at a festival. I'm, no, if I'm doing something at that time, I'm, I've seen 15 Ove shows. Is he cat?

No, you're, okay, you're lying there. That's the cap, right? You definitely would stop to watch this whole stream. It's cap Thursdays. I think it's cap Thursdays. If we're in the middle of doing something, you think, if we're recording, we're not in time.

Rory is cat. You're lying. If, if right now we're recording, and it came up that, yo, Jayzee has a live stream tonight. I don't care of recording. Anything outside of giving a Mara bath time, you're watching that live.

That shit gonna be on the TV. giving her bad time. Amara's watching it on the iPad with you. That's not true. That's sick. Amara watching Joe on my iPad? Too many bubbles in the bathtub. Too many bubbles in the bathtub.

Too many bubbles. Who's going to clean it up? See, so too many bubbles is the only one that comes in front of Jay. See, that's what I'm saying. So we're not going to act like a whole. That song's a hit. Yeah, no, great record. We need to find a writer.

Replay value is crazy. Great record. But again, if Hove had a live stream tonight, we're watching it. if I'm doing nothing, yes. Even if you're doing something, you're more. If I have dinner plans, I'm not moving my dinner plans. You know, on everything. No, Ryan will watch it on the phone.

No, I won't. Is it a new, is Jay doing a new album live? Yes, yes. Oh, they're 100%. Oh, yeah, wait, hold on. That changes. No, no, no, no, no. Even if it's not a new album.

If he just said, if Jay C has a live, you're going to watch it just to see what it is. No, I don't think, I don't think, or he's, you know, he's, Oh, stop. He's rock a day. He announced a live stream tonight. It don't matter. If it's, you don't even have to know what music it is. You're watching.

If he's just live at a festival, no, I'll catch you tomorrow. If it's a live stream announced right now that Jay-Z is performing live tonight. It's got to be what? Live stream. If it's new music, 100%. Even if it's not new music. A more I'm making a bath the next morning. Damn.

If it's new music, yes. If it's not new music, you still watch. If it's PSA, bro, I'll see it tomorrow. If it's not music, you're lying, bro. Stop, man. You're lying. If it's a B-side shit. Yes, stopping what I'm doing.

You're leaning closer more to what I'm saying. It doesn't matter what it is. It has to be a thing. New music, B-side. If Jay is just, yo, I got a set at fucking governor's ball. No, I'm not, I don't care. Rory, Rory, hold on, hold on. Rory, if it came across your phone right now,

these are just the words, Jay Z live tonight, you stream. And it says nothing else. You stream is using yourself. Live stream. Yes. You're clicking that link. The first thing I would say was where. is it, let me go try to get tickets. It don't matter where

it's that. You're clicking it. Why we can't just say we all going to click the link? Yo, I said, chill. Like, I said it. I said it. Like, oh, yeah, that means. I'm just saying because y'all, y'all, y'all sound like y'all not jacking what I'm saying. Like, I would click that link. In conclusion, we all will. In conclusion,

it's Jay Z. It's one of the ball dropping. Everything we do if Frank drops an album at midnight, which I don't think that's happening here, but we're dropping everything. Brent maybe has album of the year. too many bubbles in the bathtub might be the greatest song of all time and I'm not watching a Jay-Z live stream unless it's new music or some B-side shit. You're lying.

If I have something to do already. You're lying. If I'm not doing anything, of course I'm going to watch it. You're lying. You want to know why you're lying? Because you're going to watch it just so we can talk about it. Yeah, the next day. No, you're going to watch it as soon as...

You're going to watch it all of us. If I'm free. If it's not as precious. If I'm free... And a construct. Yeah. It's true. Yeah.

That's why it's precious. Well, hopefully. Frank does drop something because I'm I need more like Megan's kind of started to feed like my seasonal depression like candy box of like songs that like understand that I want to kill myself

but when Frank drops Megan is feeding your seasonal depression I mean one song Did you see the lyrics on? That she just get It was like a nibble but now I need Frank to like really bring it in How's a bitch so depressed? Bodyroll shit Wow the pussy was depressed

Meg looks great She looks amazing Jesus Christ Gosh listen then depression will make you lose weight right places and keep it. Now keep going. Meg looks good. Meg looks good. She looked good when she had 30 extra pounds on her.

She looks good now. Like she has that one body that whether she is skinny or thicker, she just looks. I'll take every version. Chef's Kiss. Yeah. In closing. So last week, what was it last week? Yeah.

Last week we did a Patreon and we addressed some things. Oh, boy. Oh, that's just, you know, that's one of those things. That's cool. What's up? I didn't know you were throwing something. And because I am who I am and I stand on what I stand on, I have to apologize for words that I chose to use.

Okay. I respect it. I said I directed some words to some guys that I like, some guys that I support. And I don't want it to come across that way. So to save honor, Alex, nothing but love and support for y'all. I'm going to always champion y'all. My phone line is always open for y'all. But I said some words that I shouldn't have said in wrong context.

I won't repeat it because it's corny. And I'm man enough to admit when I do corny shit and I say shit I shouldn't have said. So to y'all, I respect y'all, number one, always. I love what y'all doing. And those words would never come out my mouth again to y'all in any way, any shape, any form. So keep doing what y'all doing. I fuck with y'all platform. I love what y'all doing.

But do me a favor. Because I got to be more. I know it. If y'all ever sit down with anybody from that side, just do me a favor and don't mention my name. Fair. That's fair. That's fair.

That's all I ask. Because I don't want to, you know, just. And me and Savon talked, and he sent me a message while I was in L.A. And, you know, I told him I apologize, and I will apologize publicly because I'm always big on if you say something to insult me publicly, you should also apologize publicly. Sure. So I apologize through text, but I also want to apologize.

on my platform as well because, you know, again, certain things I should never say because I know and some other people know the ramifications that those things hold when you say certain things. So I don't want that to go lost in what I was saying. Again, I was kind of like just disappointed and things that I heard and things that was being said. And, you know, it's just all of this just dumb shit, man, that just sometimes happens. And because we have cameras and mics in front of us, sometimes things are put out. And sometimes they land in a way that we didn't intend for them to land. So because it landed in a disrespectful way,

I wanted to be clear that it was never my intent to ever disrespect, say Vaughn or Alex, because I really fuck with them. And I, you know, I'm championing them. And anything that they need for me, you know, they know that they can hit my line. Anytime they need me, outside of an interview. Yeah, no interview guys. I'm not pulling up for an interview.

Outside of that, anything that they need, they know my line is open and it's nothing but love and I'll salute y'all boys so keep doing what y'all doing. How do you feel by that word? I respect it because I mean, I understand

I did watch their response video and I did understand that particular point that Mall was talking about and the verbiage used was probably not the best way to go about that. But other than that,

I do stand on what I said. Oh, I stand only person you stand on business more to me is the Statue of Liberty. You heard. Listen, man, I stand on what I said, but that right there, like, you know, I apologize for that.

That, you know, I should, I don't even speak. Could have been said better at me. That didn't even me. That part, yeah. I just, I agree and I respect for all for saying that. I stand on my response to being lied on, specifically with Alex.

And I don't know if the screen man thing came off offensive to him. No, I think y'all was just, I didn't think so. I've been calling Alex screen man. since I met him. He saved a scream man my phone. The last time I saw him, I called,

that was just what we all called. It's like a nickname. It's not like a... Yeah. If that was offensive... I see how it could be mixed. As a screen man, I can understand how it can be taken

to be disrespectful after a while. After I'm out. That's no longer my job. I no longer work for you as your screen man. I have a name. Okay.

Well, I apologize if that was offensive. But you took zero accountability and response video after clearly lines. lying on me. So if you are this guy, apologize for lying on me. And I right now apologize for calling you screen man. I have nothing but love and respect for Alex. I'm not being, I'm really swear to God. I know. I know you're not. You're just a funny person. I have nothing but love and

respect for Alex. I said that even when we were doing that response video. So my sentiments are with them. My line is always open. I fuck with them. I texted Savon when we were in L.A. and said, heads up, we're putting out of Patreon responding to everything from the last one. Yeah. We speak. I fuck with Savan. But I still stand on everything I said. Yeah. I was lied on.

Yeah. Plain and simple. And I'm never addressing none of that shit. I know I said that before, but we always say it. Yeah, no, no. I always say it's going to happen. Every three, four months, I can't wait for shit like this. Okay, but in our defense, it's always in reply. No, no, no, no. No, no. But then it's people like you that pissed me off to me off too. Why? What did I do?

I'm going to tell you why? Because something to be said, and you'll be the moment like come on respond we need to go right so shut the fuck up I have that person I have that person I'm telling you I'm telling you I'm telling you

I'm telling you producers of your show I'm telling you this is something you guys got to talk about what the fuck no no no no I'm telling you and I will tell everybody that works here I am never addressing any of that shit ever again

never I'm done with it even to disrespect your name the only time I will ever address that shit again is when lawyers and paperwork is put on the table okay that's the only time you will ever hear me address it Because all I'm going to say is, gotcha.

Gotcha. It is what it is. Funny thing. Well, I respect you, apologize. It takes a real man to really apologize and recognize when he's done something wrong. Yeah, man. You know, you know, because I be. You be irritated.

I think it's just because you be, after all of this has irritated you after a while and yet irritation. You know what my problem has always been? I hold in shit so long that then when I address it, it just, it just is like. That's fair. Therapy. It's like, you know what I'm saying? And it's like, I can't. I just can't, it's a lot that I could take.

I could tolerate a lot. People have said shit about me that I knew, that they know isn't true. And I take it. I'm just like, whatever, man, I'm not responding to it. But it gets to a point where it's like, oh, come on, man, stop, man. Like, don't paint me as that guy, like, because I'm not. Like, you know that. It's going to start to sound crazy to things you're saying because people that know me,

know, that's not me. That's not my character. So whenever I feel like my character is just being portrayed in the wrong way, sometimes, I just find a way to respond and things are said. And obviously I said something that, you know, in the context. It shouldn't have been said the way it was said. And as a man and as somebody that stands on morals and integrity, I apologize publicly for what I said in that regard, in that context.

Love to those guys. And I wasn't, even if I disagreed with the response video that you guys did and felt that there was no accountability or even addressed anything that Mall and I particularly said at all, I thought it was a fucking dance class. I still love and respect you guys. Like, you guys have every, you're entitled to respond to our response. Like, I wasn't mad that they respond. But even that's corny.

We responded to the response from the response. Yeah. Podcasts. And then it's like what Prince said, we're going to be sampling the sample that was already said. It's like, what we doing, man? That's what I'm saying. It's just, yo, it's corny.

It's almost corny to be a podcasting now. I'm telling you. It's corny. It's our job is the gossip. What the fuck you're talking about? I'm just saying, take the mics away for so long. Our job is not the gossip. We just find a way to do that shit because we want to jump in the algorithm and

everybody else is talking about, which is the shit that I fight against. Every time I come in here, like, I don't want to talk about it. Those things pay bills. Just want to say that. Fuck that shit, man. There's other things that pay bills. I like my bills being paid too. Yeah, but it's other things that pay bills too.

Your bills, yeah, we like paying your bills. We like making sure all this content makes you money. Yeah, but it's not about gossip. I never want to talk about gossip and shit. But that's the thing you said, okay, you said this, right? You said what, the truth doesn't go viral or some shit like that, right? The truth does go viral. It depends.

It depends. Because the lies feed a lot more. Yeah, but no, no. But if we all sit here and tell the truth. But that's my point. Listen to what I'm telling you. Stop talking and just listen to it for a second. Relax. No, you relax.

Just listen for a second. If we all sit here and we're speaking the truth, I'm talking about everybody on every podcast platform. Guess what? The only thing they can make go viral is the truth. So that's my point. Why don't we all sit out and tell the truth? Do we ever sit here, do pre-production and say,

hey, Maul, let's lie about X, Y, Z. No, no, that's not what I'm saying. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. I never, I'm not talking about us. We don't just say shit just go viral. But you were combating earlier that we're over here, the ones telling you, we got to go and talk about this topic.

Absolutely. No, no, no. I'm talking about in response to when somebody says something about Rory and myself. That's what I'm talking about. I'm never responding to that again. Okay.

That's what I'm trying to tell you. When it comes to somebody saying, Oh, Rory, I'm all that. I'm not responding to that shit. 98% of these niggas don't know me. They've never met me. You think I care about what they say about me? I'm like, yo, fam, that's weird.

Homie, I never met that dude. I never met her. I think you care a little bit, yes. I don't give a fuck. I'm telling you to your face. I don't care what people say about. me. It doesn't matter, especially if they don't know me. Because now I'm like, well, that's weird because I never met that person. Oh, those are the same ones that do with it too. But this is what I'm

which is why. That's weird. 99% of that response video was to say Vaughan and Alex and that came from a place because there was some type of a relationship there. Whether it was the closest one or not, there's history there. That's why we responded. So if we sat here and replied to every last fucking thing that people say about us, this would be the worst podcast of all time. I'm never right. I mean, I know to a lot, everyone on Reddit, It is. And I understand that. But it'd be worse.

People who also don't know. We reply to Savon analysis. Because one, it was about us. It was about our reputation. It was a lie. And there is history there with them. So I wanted to reply to that show. I responded because I was disappointed.

That's the only one. I mean, whatever thing I just named. I don't care about lies. I don't care about lies. It's about who is coming from. Yeah. And that's on it. We're saying the same thing.

We responded because of who was saying. Like, Savon knows. You know what I'm saying? Like he, if there's anybody that knows what went down and what's going. He knows. What do you mean? About the whole situation?

Oh, he knows what happened. He knows what went down. He was there. He knows. So that's why to me it was like disappointed in to see that because it's like, yo, bro, you know. And I thought that he would, that would have been an amazing episode had he kept in 1000 and really like put the truth. That would have been crazy.

And to his, to his credit, which I said in the response video, that's why I was laughing when Seyvon was like, I actually watched their shit and they didn't watch mine. I said that Seyvon gave pushback and I appreciated it on certain parts. The main issue, if we're going to get into the misspoken thing, is when Alex just flat out lied that started that narrative for the remainder of the episode. Yeah. That was the big issue.

This whole rah, right back and forth shit. That was the issue. Yeah. And Alex, you can just be like, yo, I was wrong. It's on, it's recorded. Like, it's on camera. So you can say, hey, I misspoke. I apologize instead of, hey, I misspoke.

How did they not read my mind and know what I meant? Why the fuck? I'm so confused. There's a- Because that's what he said. There's another thing that goes into that. And this really doesn't have anything to do with them, but you can apply it. When people lie on you who everybody else recognizes were once in a room with you,

where they look at these people and like, oh, well, they have a relationship. This is their friend. So whenever they say this must be truth, that's where it really becomes dangerous. Like if you, like, if a stranger lies on me, right? and people hear it, the stranger isn't going to take any of your credibility. But if somebody who was around and who has a relationship with me lies on me, people will believe it automatically.

That's why I wanted to reply as well. Like, no, hold on, hold on. This is coming from people that were in that room. I can't allow this to go out anymore. Like, I've allowed too many lies to just be spread and I played the passive role and just shut the fuck up. Like, this is getting out of hand. Now people just feel they can say whatever the fuck

because they know I'm not going to reply. No, I'm cool. I'm done with that. That's the bad thing with it. I'm done with that. When you let people talk about you long enough and you don't respond, then those narratives grow legs and then they start to go. Well, it got to be true.

They never responded to it. And that's where you get screaming Rory on fig immunity. That's where you get fucking insane Rory saying to leave me alone. Like it just gets to a point where it's that other route that I used to think was the best route because this is podcasting. We're not in person. If we were in person, it would be a way different thing. I'm not saying violence.

I'm just saying it would be something we would discuss. Yeah. No, I'm kind of done with like as much as I agree with them all of like I'm done addressing everything. I used to be on that. I'm kind of done with that because I did that for so long. You're done with not addressing it anymore. Like things will, like personal things. Like if people, if people I don't know want to say shit, I don't care too much about that.

But people that I have history with that will misuse my character, create a new narrative. I'm kind of cool on being quiet about that shit now. Like that shit is corny. But I didn't even know, and I did not know we were even going to bring this up. This wasn't on the list. No, no, this wasn't on the list,

but I had to, I had to respond. I had to apologize publicly. Yeah, that's cool. That's cool. Because like I said, you know, again, back to what Gizi was saying about being a real dude and sometimes that shit just sits wrong with me, that sat wrong with me.

Yeah, I've been there. And the fact that Seyvon reached out to me Because Seyvon, that's like a little brother to me. You know what I'm saying? So the fact that he reached out to me and expressed how he was hurt by what I said, I got to be, you know, I got to be big bro and apologize for that. And respect to Seyvon in that response video for conveying that. Yeah.

I did not appreciate those words from all. Like that shit hurt. No, 100%. Listen, man. So I respect Simon for that. And I get it. But, you know, but Seyvon knows me. And he knows that I ain't got nothing but love for him.

And he knows that, you know, you know, it's always going to be nothing but love for Savon and Alex. You know, I don't, me and Alice's relationship is not like me and Save On's, but I fuck with Alex. I always thought he was a smart dude. You know, he's from the same, you know, he loves the culture, loves hip-hop, he's into that. And he's a, you know, he's a smart dude. And I, I appreciate young men like that, that are smart, that are talented, that are passionate. Like, I respect those type of young men. So, you know, to both of those gentlemen, I apologize, but specifically to Savon, because, like I said, he is like a little bro to me. So I got to make sure that me

and him are always good. I still go to Alex's Twitter to get the new music Fridays. Yeah. Because it'll be shit that I forget about that he got up there and I'm like, okay. You guys would be going hip-hop D-X. Now pull up Alex's on Twitter. That shit's accurate. Yeah. But love to everybody. Do we have voicemails?

You've got mail. Okay, so we have a voicemail from a gentleman who has a, is this hip-hop question? Is this hip-hop? Okay. Yeah, is this hip-hop? Ready? What's up, Rory, Mo. My name is Ethan. I'm from Dallas, Texas. I'm 21 years old. A big fan of the pod. Y'all help me get through my work week,

so I appreciate that. I just got to know, is it hip hop to ask another man what colon he's wearing? If not, is there a way you can phrase that where it is? Appreciate it. It's not hip-hop to ask a man what cologne he's wearing. I'm also not telling you, even if you have. Yeah, for real. I'm not telling you either. It's a way you can start to talk about the cologne and maybe, know what type it is? No, that's still a little weird. What's that smell?

Yeah. You're like, yo, that's, that's P.A. Cardin? And he'd be like, nah, this ain't. This guy's got, like, oh, shit. Every time? Yeah, yeah. If y'all both wearing the same cologne in the same time, that's so weird. Because that might have.

But I don't mean, I doubt it's like his homie. Like, maybe it's just like a guy. If I'm asking a random guy, that what's a clone is. Well, not like a random guy, but not a guy that he's going to be around a lot enough that it matters that they smell the same. No, you can't ask a random guy with colonies. This happens to me elevates. Because that's almost like saying, like, yo, what you're doing after this?

Now, I already do be smelling good. I'm not going to hold. I smell great. He'd be smelled great. I'm not. I'd be tight sometimes. I was like, every time.

Not every time. That's definitely a gas. Now, do you think? A lot of times in elevators, I do get ass when I'm wearing. And do you tell them? No. What do you say? What's your response?

Oh, I forgot. You forgot what the fuck you put on 20 minutes ago? Yes. Every single time. How many, wait, how many smells do you have? I have a one go-to and then, you know, I know the go-to one. If you DM, I'll tell you all his one go-to.

For that special occasion. What's the special occasion? What, I'm trying to have another kid? Hey. Yeah, DME, I'll give you Rory's signature. How many cents do you have, Mom? I have one, like, every day cent, but I have a bunch of...

Like a nighttime one? You layer other ones on top of it sometimes? No, no, no, no. We don't do too many cents. We're going to do one clean. Yeah, I'm a big just one cent. I have a lot of cologne, but I have a lot of cologne, but I really only stick to one.

It can be like that. One other one. So you're a clean, fresh. Rory tends to smile like kind of almost like fruit. Really? No. He's more oaky. He's like teakwood type.

Yeah. Teakwood. No, I know what he's saying. Yeah. I like Kloot. Yeah, it's like a Oaky. Really?

Roy, you're a teakwood ass, maybe. Kind of an oaky afterbirth. Yo, you're a teakwood assing. I don't know what's worse. Him saying that or me going,

yeah, yeah. You a teak with ass nigger Damaris is so stupid I like more of the oaky smell Yeah I like a clean You know just a nice like You know when you walk into a good hotel And they got that nice lobby

Fresh linen Yeah it's like damn it smell good in him Like I like that type of shit What about you Adam? What do you tend to smell like? Kind of the same thing as they both said It's kind of funny I feel like a lot of men do like similar scents

I do like a more of a spice scent though Like cinnamon ginger kind of shit. You like smell like cinnamon? Yeah, I like cinnamon smells, yeah. You want to smell like a fucking cookie. Yeah. I was in college and that black Chanel one.

I forgot like what. Savage? No, that's, um, Dior. I'm sorry. Finale blue. I had Chanel blue and then there was the black bottle of Chanel. Everyone had the Chanel blue. I went out and got to black Chanel.

I really thought I was doing something. And then once I got older, I was like, this smells like shit. Damn. That sucks. My home girl bought me a really good bottle of Cartier one time. It's not blue, isn't. I left it in a hotel. I was so fucking mad

It was a good but I forgot the name of it So I know it when I see the bottle But I forgot the name of it What kind of smells do you guys like on women? Yeah do y'all like citrus seeds? Do you guys like Like me? I like to smell warm and like almost like heavy

Like just don't put that shit on When we're about to have sex Because I don't want to lick Yeah I don't want to lick that off Now my tongue feel like I lick the double D battery How much are they putting on? It don't matter First of all

Concentrate like spot smart women put the cologne on at least 45 minutes before y'all have sex and on top of that you don't have to put so much on your neck you put it behind your ear and behind your kneecaps so that when you're looking all that yeah i'm looking at before so when your legs are in the air that that's immediately what they smell because that's nose level listen man i'm looking all that i don't know this is basic basic i won't say the brand but this 80 dollar bottle and taco make me go crazy It makes me go crazy I love women to use that brand I don't really know what women wear I just know what I like to smell like okay

that smells good But you know but even going back to this gentleman's question Everything smells different on everything All three of you could put on So that's why I don't care about telling people what I wear because it ain't going to smell like the way it's going to smell on me baby My fair moan is different You know what I'm saying so

That's why I don't care about No you're a teak with ass nigga I ain't I don't I know teak I've also definitely come out of like the hotel sprayed got right in the elevator and someone's ass. I'm like, I'm not wearing anything. Like clearly I just put it on a shit. Oh my God. Like that's just my art.

And that's the thing too. You could also put on too much. Oh, for sure. Swimming it? Oh, God. I hate that. I mean, how many sprays are you? Me?

Yeah. Three, four to most. Yeah. Yeah, four. Like if I'm going to be outside outside, maybe I'll go to four. Yeah. Yeah. More than that.

It's like I'm a fan. How do y'all apply? What y'all doing? YouTube. I'm not a neck. Back neck. Back neck? My back neck.

And then I go to my pussy and I go to my crad. Yeah, you got to go to your pussy. What about you, Ma? I'm just... Hip, hip, he's... You shimmy through the mist? You spray the axe and just walk through it. Huh?

You shimmy through the mist? Do I shimmy through it? Yeah. Shimmy through? How do you shimmy through the mist? Just spraying in the airing. Ah. Yeah, I just spray it like this and I just like, you know,

barred in the ambiance. Maul doesn't give y'all spray on the wrist vibes? He doesn't give you this? No, definitely not. He definitely does this. No, stop, damn it. There was no edits. We weren't editing anything.

It was a perfect episode. It's really great. We're bringing it back. We're bringing it back. But yes, sir, to answer your question, apparently to them, it's not hip-hop. It's not hip-hop. It's not hip-hop to ask him in what he's wearing. No.

Just like, do your research, man. Has a girl ever asked you to spray her pillow with your cologne? No. They wanted me to spray a hoodie I gave to them, though. that yeah that's pretty common yeah i spray panties i leave behind that's great do you wash them first that's kind of crazy yeah no like if i'm like if i'm at a guy's house and i'm dating him and like my panties have ended up on a floor in a corner somewhere before i'll leave i'll sprit the panties so you know he's you wash the panties first though

why would i walk they're at his house no i don't wash them i want them to smell like me and ysle yeah but they was up in your ass and you was walking around all day so now they smell like well i saw an ass and cologne i mean perfume does this make me prude i've never like if lingerie. Well, you don't really have this. Once you pick it up, you'll get the, like, you'll get the faint of the tape. Like if a girl left something in my crib,

I was just like, do a bra. I've just never done that. Yeah, because mental health is like, you know what I mean? No, but that's a thing. When you pick it up, there'll be a scent on it. Like you'll smell like her. Yeah. It smells like, yeah, it smells like her.

A girl sent me a video. She was playing with herself. Nice. And she came all over her panties and like that. And then like she mailed it to you? Oh my God. Gosh, that's crazy. Oh, that's like, that's a lot.

Nah, let me write that down. Snail mail. Her pussy smelled crazy good. I ain't going to lie. Oh, okay. God, damn. Oh, so you sniff the panties off the mail? She sent me her panties.

Did you think it was like anthrax? Did you know it was her pen to mail? How was it? Like, she said like, she said like, that's tracking number? That's, she made the video. She made the video like she came and she like, like, clean her pussy with her panties. Like rubbed, you know, got all her. Put it in the FedEx box?

So why it didn't work out? And then she said in the camera, she's like, I'm about to send these to you. Where is it like D.H. You have them like hung up somewhere? God, no. I don't know where they're at. I mean, that's a fair. Yeah.

You've moved a few times. Yeah. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, that's fire. That's cool. Shout out to her. I fuck with that.

Anyways, we will be in London, November 17th. Give them all your panties. Yeah. We will see you December 1st. Ladies, wash your panties before you throw them on stage. Or don't. I haven't seen anyone with her panties at y'all. I want to smell y'all posties.

Don't. No, you don't. Is there some pussy's out there you don't want to smell? And you know, because you're a woman, you walked in a women's bathroom and were like, ooh, somebody in here is cooking fish. That's not. You don't want to just smell any and all panties. No, you do not.

Trust me. So, ladies, if you're going to throw your panties or your bragg at us, which you're probably not. But if you are, at least let them be clean. London, November 17, New York City, December 1st, Newark Mall. Let's just square theater. Yeah. Number 17. Almost sold out.

All right. Let's get the fuck out of here. Let's go over to Patreon. What are we going to talk about my Patreon? Lori Harvey. Yeah. I told you. I don't listen, man.

I don't listen. Save it, save it. We're going to go there. I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. Bye. Oh, my God.

Bye. No, worry about. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me. Clever Taylor the 4th.

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