New Rory & MAL - Episode 223 | 48 Mozzarella Sticks Goes Wrong

Episode Date: December 5, 2023

We’re back from another sold out NY Show! Thank you to everyone that made that night special. Amara made her first public appearance and Julian’s parents met the team. The star of the night was Baby D and her 48 mozzarella sticks. Let’s pivot to where most tension in hip-hop stems from, women. We discuss the latest between Benny The Butcher vs. Freddie Gibbs / Drake Vs. Dillon Brooks & Metro Boomin. In other beef Adidas takes aim at Kevin Durant, while the man Mike Tyson punched is suing for $450k. This leads to a discussion about plan etiquette. It’s time for voicemails. Today we have a discussion about a parent's relationship with their child. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!   Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/ Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Eat this steak, 40-ounce steak, or 26 mozzarella sticks? If she eats a whole 40-ounce porterhouse, like, in one setting, like, what's sitting there? I eat steak and I can't do that. She's going to have to show me her birth certificate at it. Like, I just need to know. Like, all right. Are you human? Listen, I'm cool with whatever you are, but I just need to know.

I just need to know. It's like a wolf from Twilight. Yeah, yeah, I just need to know what you are. That's all. No, wow. When the moon hits your eye like a bigger pizza pie, that's a morgue. When the world seems to shine like you've had too much wine, that's a morgue. Bells will ring, tinglinga-ling, tingle-ling, and you'll sing the...

Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory Moll podcast. I am all. I'm Rory. And we are back after a weekend of fun, fun, fun, fun. Well, no, we had our live show Friday night. That counts as the weekend, I guess. Yeah, Friday is the weekend. After 7 p.m. on Friday, that counts as the weekend of me.

The weekends are not the same. Like, the older you get, the more delting you have to do, like, weekends don't mean what they did at one point. I suppose. I mean, I enjoy the, well, I don't really have the rest thing anymore, but. I like the days of rest that come with the weekend. Do you get to rest on the weekends, though? Not anymore. Exactly.

Pre-A-M-R-I did, though. Like the weekends used to be rest, travel, go out of town if you wanted to. You know what I mean? Like, that doesn't exist anymore. Well, you go out of town all the time. Friday's the new Monday. I suppose. Where did the five-day work week start?

That's an American thing, though, for the most part, right? Absolutely. Yeah. Was it not Henry Ford? Did that? I don't know. That might be accurate, though. The factory life seems, I mean, yeah.

The way you threw that out there like that? I mean, y'all have laptops, right? I'm trying to, I was trying to buy y'all time to, like, search her. Y'all just sitting there like, yeah, thank Henry Ford. All right, Demaris. That's Syracuse's education. Yeah. Go Rochester.

Yeah. Public schools teaching the importance. And can we also look at. Whoa, wait a minute. It was six days before that. So, thank you. Oh, so he's a hero. Yeah.

Okay, thank you, Henry Ford, for allowing us two days off. Yeah, but he made it, he made the day longer, if I'm not mistaken, though. How does he change time like that? Like the work day. I think it used to be shorter. It was six days, but it was shorter, if I'm not mistaken. I think he did five days, but longer. Aren't we getting rid of daylight saving soon?

They say that every year, and then it comes back every time. Because people in Arizona never know what that is at all. Well, that doesn't exist in Arizona. It's because it's a red state. Well, yeah. We should move to. No vaccines and no daylight savings. Gotta love it.

But we got tricked into working hard. I know I really don't consider myself a lazy person whatsoever, but I do think we were tricked into working hard. And I know we just podcasts for a living. We sit down and people work way, way, way harder than we do. But life is not meant to be born to work yourself to death and then die. Yeah. There should be some enjoyment in it. So sorry if I maybe think two days.

days off is not the best thing to make a happy human being. I saw a meme or something, I think, on Instagram. Some Godi was saying it just dawned to me that we're sitting here floating on a rock, floating in outer space, floating in outer space and we're paying bills. Yeah. Like, we're literally on a floating rock in space paying bills. Yeah, we were born into a world that's not really owned by anyone, but we pay them to stay here.

Yeah. It's the craziest shit ever. Or we, if not, we go to jail that our taxes also pay for. Yeah. We'd have to pay for ourselves to go to jail. I'm basically paying for my own jail uniform and food. I mean, I'm conflicted with that, though, because I see that AI machines are about to take over, and people that do need, you know, hardworking actual labor jobs may be out of one.

And we will turn into a very fat, overly convenient world where we sit on a phone and order food and fart, and then we watch something like that I don't think is healthy. I think work is very important. but there needs to be some middle ground. It doesn't look like we want any. It went from six days, Great Depression, Henry Ford, to now we're literally going to be sitting on our ass, just consuming and farting.

Are the robots required to pay taxes and they start taking over all the jobs? I think they'll show up if we don't pay our taxes. The robots will show up to our door. Yes, I think they will replace any bill collectors. Or the robots would physically just take the money out of our account when it gets there. But they don't have to pay taxes.

No. Got it. Well, because the people that would own the robots, theoretically, would be the mega rich that already have all the tax breaks in their favor. So this would be a service that they're providing. They're not going to pay for that. I saw Will Smith confirm that they are shooting I Am Legend 2. Yeah. Him and Michael B. Jordan.

I was excited about that. We don't think that the time has maybe passed for that sequel. No. I'm not against it. now more than ever. It's been a while. I think now more than ever, it's time for the sequel of that. Is it retelling the same story?

Like as Will Smith and Spoiler, you haven't seen I Am Legend? Is he in the new community and like, is his son taking over? He survived. Oh, he knows his son died. Or was his daughter? I never understood if that was a daughter died. Was that a boy or a girl? That was a girl.

His daughter died. I'm not the only one that saw I Am Legend and was confused whether that was a son or daughter. I'm sure that, you know. I think he may have said my daughter. A couple times. Yeah, I just wasn't sure if the dog was a boy or a girl. Look, Daddy, a butterfly. It was his daughter.

He's trying to say, boys can't like butterflies. That's crazy that that was your point of why it was a girl. Game had a butterfly tattoo in his face. I had a monarch in like third grade that, you know, we brought home and I wash a hatch and let it go on the front porch. What's a monarch? A monarch butterfly. The orange, the rory ones. They're orange and black.

Don't just throw monarch out there like, I'm going to know what you're talking. I think it's kind of gay that you know species of butterflies. The most common butterfly. should have just said you like brought a caterpillar back home and hatched. Like who knows what a monarch? You've seen these all over the place. Of fucking butterfly. But they're beautiful.

Those are the pigeons of butterfly? Oh, those are like the lantern flies that we're supposed to step on. No, no, no, no, no. Chinese flies. Yeah. They brought the virus. Because, yeah, those, those things that we see in the spring. Chinese flies.

You got to step on those immediately. What's the hardest job you guys ever had, like, labor-wise? Oh, man. When the fentanyl first came. Oh, my God. You had to decipher. Which one was wish? Yeah, we didn't know how dangerous it was.

Bagging up does take part work. Yeah, man. You didn't know how dangerous it was. Like your fingers and die. A few homies, yeah, a few homies dropped behind that shit. The most dangerous job that, what? He said the most dangerous. Like labor, like physical labor, like working.

Oh, barbacking. Bar-tending. A lot of keglifting and running and stacking and all that stuff. For two summers, I did the landscaping for the city when you, like, cut the grass at parks and at, like, housing projects and shit. that was rough that was like long fucking day

landscaping is not as easy as it seems I didn't just sit on the fucking tractor working when I had to work in the hospital for almost two years that shit was rough but was it labor intense or was it just difficult because my most difficult job was teaching but that wasn't the most labor intent

I'm talking more it wasn't it was labor in it but it was I think the fact that a lot of the patients that you got cool with like then they come to work the next day and some of them died the night before you're like what the fuck like you go to that room thinking like y'all gonna kick it like about the game or something

last night yeah but meanwhile they had stage four yeah should have saw that that was like the worst they were in the hospice they were in hospice they were in hospital i didn't what happened what happened a fred i didn't not work thought he was gonna make it yeah look at his paperwork mall he was on borrowed time a month ago i definitely was not working at hospice um i was i was a bus boy too that was that was kind of intense to some degree yeah yeah you would i was i was was carrying a lot of fucking dishes up and down, like narrow staircases to basements. Yeah.

That was never fun. And then they gave you like 20 bucks at the end of the night cash from the tips from the waiters. Yeah. It would be no one there like on a Wednesday. Then I'd work a Saturday where it was completely jam packed. $20. Made no fucking sense.

They were cheating you. 100% work. I used to my busboys. It's kind of simple to something else. You should ask for their accounting, the restaurant. Oh, and every time like they'd go to like one of the bigger tables at the end of the night while we were cleaning up. to count all the tips and stuff.

And I could tell they would get a little annoyed when we would walk past too many times. Then all of a says, like, don't you have something to do in the kitchen? No, I want to see how many ones you have there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why are we counting this as a crew? Yeah, that tip job was kind of full. Now you just handed me $20.

Like, no, I'm not taking that shot. You got a bribe to barbacks and the bus boys. Like, I used to bribe, like, give them extra money on the side so they would clean my tables first, clean my bar first, like, before anybody. I was kind of nice because I made the bread too. I mean, I didn't make the bread. I just, like, heated the bread up. Uh-huh.

You hit one on the microwave? No, they had like a real bread, like, maker. And, yeah, you had to be kind of nice with it. I pride myself in my bread-making abilities. I'd look at other busboys tables, if you'd be burnt or undercooked. Yeah. Like, I was kind of nice with it.

Yours was like the buns was well-toasted? Yeah. And then I started realizing that I was only getting $20 for this, and then everyone got cold bread. Yeah, fuck that. I used to run a bakery. Used to run a bakery. At the supermarket upstate.

Was this right before you went to the MLB, but decided not to? You know what the hardest part was? I had to do the icing, like, write the name, like happy birthday, like whoever on the kids. The names, man, struggling to spell it. Oh, my God, those names. And, you know, there's always like screaming kids and fucking noise in the background, a loud TV. And they're like, my baby's name's Adashela. I'm like, what?

Yeah. What does that mean? How? Spell it? And they're like, all right, we'll pick it up in an hour. I'm like, no. How do you spell that? I can't see Julian working in a bakery.

It was tough. He ran a bakery. You have to. You have to pay attention to the words that just. I did. Ran the band. No, I believe you. So I was.

You know a Monarch butterfly when you see it. I believe you ran the bakery, sir. It was a good time. Anyway. Speaking of barbacks, De Maris probably needed one at the live show. She had a trough full of mozzarella sticks. So the live show was Friday.

Shout out to everybody that came out. Everybody that met at the meeting greet. Yeah. Everybody that bought some merch. Everybody that took photos and tagged us. We appreciate each and every one of y'all. But the starter show, by far, was Demaris, attempting to eat 48 mozzarella sticks.

For those that don't know, a few months ago, Demaris came on this very podcast when we were discussing a woman eating 48 oysters, which is insane in itself. But DeMaris wanted to double down and say, I could do that with bread and cheese. Now that I think about it, it may be easier to eat 48 oysters

than it is to eat 48 mozzarella. Without question. Yeah. That was also the insanity I felt like what DeMaris was doing. She was going above and beyond with something that's the most difficult to eat in a large, consumption.

Melted mozzarella cheese coated in breadcrumbs. Yeah. I'm already throwing up thinking about it. So,

Damaris stuck to her word. We gave her own separate table and spotlight for the entire live show. She gave it a shot.

She decided to try and failed. Failed miserably. She had help from her sister. Did you guys exchange information after the show?

Me and Damar's sister? I mean, it was set on stage that she was interested in maybe, you know, more than just a money bag. Oh yeah, she wanted to give me some buns.

Yeah, yeah. No, I wouldn't take Demaris' sister's buns. I wouldn't do that. Why not, though? That's Demaris's sister. I understand that, but why? Because that's Demaris's sister. Well, like, what if that was your twin flame?

What if that was the one? Yeah, but it's different if you would fuck one of my brothers versus me fucking your sister. How? Wait, what's the difference? Because she works for us. You don't see how that could be a conflict of, like, I fuck DeMaris's sister and then shit on her. Don't talk to her. Demaris comes in here mad at me.

Like, you don't see that. Well, you're looking at it. the pessimistic lens, I was looking at it with love. Maybe that was your person. And why stop that because of a work situation when that really is your soulmate? Could be your future. Oh no, that's not my soulmate. And then that that's

that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that would just be like a, like a fun time. All right, see, that's. That's set. I really could go fuck with your brother. Don't see, don't do that. I could really fuck your sister. Well, one of them was. One of them works. One of them works in us. Like, don't, like, don't do that. But I could really fuck your sister, but I wouldn't because I love you and I respect you. So I wouldn't, like, I wouldn't do that. All right.

You know what I'm saying? But I know it wouldn't be love. Like I'm not, because I'm not looking for love. Oh, okay. Just as long as it's that. Yeah, no, no, I'm not. I don't know her to say that. All right.

It's like, like, we're not capable of falling in love. But I'm just saying like going into it as a joke. Yeah, going into it. She just said she wants to fuck. Like, so it's like, oh, you just want to fuck. Okay, cool. Well, what if she was just looking for a good time and it was agreed upon? Is that an issue?

if we were both looking for a good time? Yeah. Yeah, no, I still wouldn't do it. Okay. That's professional. Yeah, I can't do that. I can't do that. I would never have sex with Demaris's sister.

I mean, but maybe just exchange info for some flirting when you need it. Nah, I'm cool. I don't want to flirt. Not with Demaris's sister. Well, De Maris, please give us a play-by-play of what it was like to even attempt something like that. We continued on with the show while she was eating the mozzarella sticks and did some check-ins, but I didn't really have time to look over to see what that was like. like oh i was about to throw up on the whole front bro i swear to god like at one point i was

like oh this was actually a really really big mistake and edin came over to me and was like you're not doing this for the content anymore you really eat in these like you need to slow down you're really over here well you said you didn't eat so you were hungry i hadn't you know i hadn't eaten i ended up taking like a bite of some of the um chicken sandwiches that we had in the back like i took a bite of that and i had tested one mazarella stick before we went on stage and adam was like you can't start eating them now and i'm like I need to see what this is like. First of all, they were awful.

And we had 60, by the way, so that one didn't count towards the official total. Because I was mad. I saw her chewing a stick. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah. She was like, no, there's more than 40. There's 60 up there. They were awful.

Thank you so much for that. Well, at the end of the show, a gentleman in the audience asked me if he could have the rest of them and I gave them to him. That's sick. Because they were cold. He was like, yo, what's up with the rest of those mozzarella sticks? First of all, he probably went home and did voodoo on them. So thanks for that mom.

He now has traces of my saliva. That's true. What you do? You licked all the mozzarella sticks you didn't eat? How does you have traces of your saliva? Because some of them I bit and put in there. I didn't like finish them. No, no, no.

Well, the plate, I picked up one of those plates. It was like completely, it looked like they were untouched. But. Jesus. You look like you enjoyed it. He was kind of, you had some size on him. He looked like he was one of the snack. You got on big back.

It was cool. Yeah, that was a snack. It was a snack for him. Have you guys ever tried to ride home? Old mozzarella sticks? Never. They were awful when they were hot. Yeah.

They were awful when they arrived at the venue and I took a pie. I was never a fan of Monterey sticks, though. I never really cared for Mottoroa. Oh, I love a good. I love Mazzara. If they were good, I probably could have finished them. I'm not going to lie to you. If they were good, I could have finished them.

At what number did you start to realize that maybe this wasn't going to happen? Seven. Around like 10? Seven. I know, I stopped counting at 17. I stopped counting at 17 and then I had a couple more. I think I probably ate around 20 of them. Okay.

I think Pige had put on the Mazzarlla stick little clock that we had. on the screen 26. Was that the final number? No, there were 11 left. But people came up and helped me. So that's why. Well, you did give it a shot. I did.

I think y'all should have gave me half the money since I ate half the sticks. But you know that. No, you didn't eat half the time. That's girl math. Yeah, that's girl math. You didn't get half the money on a parlay. You don't hit.

Exactly. Just fandle just says thanks for trying. There was at one point where I was staying next to the Maris and she just like burped in my ear. No one else heard. It was loud. And I just went, hang on. It was so fucked up. I was like, oh, you're really eating these damn things.

And then I went, like, so I ran off stage. I ran, I ran, I ran, I, immediately after the show was done, I ran out the venue because I was like, I'm going to fucking throw up. Like, this is awful. I didn't throw up. I ended up going to smoke hookah and take tequila shop. Oh. Oh. But the next morning, I text Rory, I said, I'm letting you know right now I'm releasing these mazarella sticks into the toilet right now.

I want to raise. Yeah, this is at 2.21 p.m. is when I think DeMaris's his stomach finally just dropped out. Well, it wasn't because of mozzarella sticks. She was out shaking ass taking shot. and smoking hookah. Had she just went home, I don't think she... Yeah, had I just went home, I think I would have been fine. Had I just drank water, I think I would have been fine.

But the eight shots of tequila mixed with the wine, I was chasing the mazarellas. Mix what you shaking ass with the two girls that you had on stage. Yeah. Oh, did you bring those two young ladies out? I did. Shout out to them. Okay, for those that weren't at the live show,

we did, similar to Who Wants to Be a Millionaire, DeMaris had lifelines, one of them being, was it a bad bitch break? Oh, you brought them out? Yeah, I took them. Then it was falling in a friend and then some other shit. So DeMaris brought these two very attractive women on stage. You're welcome.

Very attractive, huh? I thought they were very attractive. No good. I can't just call them attractive women. No good. Now that Demaris said that she took those two fans out, I don't mind saying this part of her telling me that she linked up with them. And I said, word, might have to run that back once the cheese settles.

Yeah. Damn, how's Taylor feel? She's still out there. Taylor, I love galavanta with these two. You got Taylor right there. How did you flirt with them with a stomach full of cheese? What was that like? You know it's crazy because my stomach is literally always full of cheese.

I'm a cheese person. When I said that I could eat 48 mazora six, I wasn't just saying that, like, just to say it, I eat a lot of cheese. So your stomach is always full of cheese. Yeah, I eat a lot of cheese. I'm a cheese girl. I love cheese. All right, well, let me ask everyone in the room because everyone is into women here.

If you knew that a girl that you have been trying to sleep with for quite some time and you finally got that opportunity which you watched your eat 26 mozzarella sticks on stage prior to are you still going through with it? No. But what if that's your eight mile moment?

Like that's your one shot, your one opportunity to finally beat you've been wanting to beat. You don't even know if you're going to have this opportunity again. Yeah, but what are we going to do? Because like her stomach is going to... I'm not saying go a anyway.

I mean, if she's ironed Mike over here, she can handle it. Yeah, but I just... I could have had sex that night and been fine. My stomach didn't fuck up to the next day. And then the next night she was out guzzling more tequila. Your poor stomach. You know, you just got to settle after that.

Yeah, I mean, just watching a woman try to eat 48 mozzarella sticks. Like, I like her. I would probably be like, she's an expensive date. She's going to cost. Would you rather have her do that or like how is like a 40 ounce porter ounce out of date? Like her eat the whole. Eat the steak, 40 ounce steak or 26 mozzarella sticks. If she eats a whole 40 ounce porterhouse, like, in one setting, like,

I eat steak and I can't do that. She's going to have to show me her birth certificate. Like, I just need to know. Like, all right. Are you human? Listen, I'm cool with whatever you are, but I just need to know. I just need to know. It's like a wolf from Twilight.

Yeah, yeah, I just need to know what you are. That's all. Do your thing, but just let me know what you are. The 40-ounce porterhouse usually comes with two sides. Yeah. Of your choice. Yeah, baked potato. Some mac and cheese are usually a la carte.

Try to clean it up with broccoli. Yeah, 40 ounces of steak? That's wild. Someone going out after that alone is impressive. I can't imagine dinner and drinks. Going out after. That's bedtime right away. Even if I went out with like male friends and someone did that, I'd be like, bro, you should go home.

I don't know if I really want to choose for the rest of the night. Like that wouldn't even be a date that would creep me out. Yeah, like you don't take half of that like home and like put an oven on broil next day or something. Yeah. That's just breakfast. Yeah. Steaking eggs. Yeah.

Please save something. Yeah, that's sick. That's sick. We met Julian's parents. We did. Finally met. Julian's parents. I always knew me and his dad was like we would click just from hand by his pops.

I can't wait to smoke with your dad, bro. I cannot fucking wait. The minute you watch an degree with my dad just because, ah, shit. That's my nigga. That's my nigga right there. That's my guy right there. And your mom was sweet, man. Your mom was such a sweet.

I get it now. You're just like your mom. You are like 85% your mom, 15% your dad. No. I would have one opposite. His mom is a sweetie pie. My mom is sweet. I asked, no, I asked his parents, I was like, how did y'all raise such an awful human being?

You guys are great people. She said that within the first two minutes to talk to my parents. Gotta love it. Yeah. They loved it. They were so happy. It was just cool to see them. We spent so much time because when I talk about you guys, everyone so much.

Yeah. So it's cool because, like, there wasn't an introduction necessary. They just knew who everyone was. Yeah. Hugs, kisses. Like, all they want were their photos. And it was just like, it was so fun. This is currently going around on Reddit, though, because people think that my dad is Demaris's dad.

That's my father. That's full. So they said there's no way that can be Julian's dad. He's black. But people really don't take Julian. How sick is that? They thought he was capping. That's hilarious, man.

Your parents are super, super cool. Enjoy talking to them. Enjoy meeting them. And I definitely got to, like, really hang out with your dad, though. Like, I got to sit down to smoke. Because I could just tell by the handshake, he got a lot of stuff. stories that I need to hear. For sure. He has a...

73, man. He got a lot of crazy things that I need to hear, man. He looks credible for 73. I would never get that. Melonin, that black gold. That's right. Keyword black. At the... Keyword black... Thank you, Reddit. Because we joke with them

a majority of the night, but at the end of the night before we left, I did, like, have a quick moment with them to say thank you. Julian's awesome. Everything does. All that mushy shit. And Julian's mom was, like, about to cry and thought it was so nice. And Julian's dad was like, hey, we talk about the same kid?

That's such a dad thing to say like, what? My mom was getting on board by him. I was like, cut that gay shit out. It's like, we're talking about the same. Him? Oh, my God, I got some stories. Well, yeah, it was a fun night. Definitely a fun night.

Shout out to everybody that came out. GoLink was there. Shout to GoLink. He pulled up. Came to show some support. Yeah, man, it was good to see people, man. New York City, the shows are always great. The energy Friday night was really, really beautiful.

And it was good to see some faces that we've seen at the last few shows. Amara made her debut. Amara was on stage. Amara did make her debut on stage in New York City. Probably the, I would say, the youngest act Sony Holes ever had, no? Oh, probably, yeah.

Safe to say. Safe to say. Safe to say. It's funny. She was really comfortable in front of all those. She was chilling. She was smiling. She was smiling.

Yeah, she's only a terror like when it's just me and her. There's a million people around. She's the coolest thing ever. Yeah, yeah. You have the best baby. They're like, mm-hmm. Are we talking about the same kid? I'll show you the ring camera.

It's just nest to it. She's going crazy. She's a fucking menace. But yeah, thanks again to everyone that came out. Thank you. We appreciate it. Next year, we will have some more live shows. Some more live shows, seeing some more people.

Not sure exactly where yet, but I have my choices of where I would like to go. Shout out to Sue Surf. Yeah. Three years. I'm sorry, you got five years. He's already served a year. He'll probably be out in three. I think that's a win when you're facing 30.

Oh. I don't want to send threats to anyone that is getting jail time, but due to the circumstances of what he was facing, I think this is the biggest win ever. Happy for Surf, he'll be out before we fucking know it and, you know, hopefully back on track in the positive direction that Surf was going before this whole thing happened. Shout out to Surf. Surf is a, you know, he's, he's a product of, you know, just unfortunate circumstances and being in certain, you know, situations and things like that. that just keeps being an obstacle in his life. And, you know, he's obviously one of the dopest battle rappers that we've seen in that culture, as well as an artist, too, makes good music, has a family.

You know, so you always want guys like that to kind of like get a chance to get it right. So hopefully this is that chance that serve needed. He can get back to his family, get back to doing what he loves, get back to, you know, the culture that loves him. him. It was good to see people in the courtroom supporting him from the battle rap culture that he, you know, obviously they haven't forgotten about him. So shout out to surf, prayers to you, strength to you, and hopefully your home soon and can start your next chapter and on your road to success. So salute to you, bro. Speaking of people that can rap really well.

And spread them. Yep. everybody that that thinks that the messiness is only reserved for the less lyrical rappers is strongly mistaken.

All of our favorite lyrical rappers participate in all the same bullshit that we kill as fans of lyrical rap like oh my type of rap doesn't do that bullshit Freddie Gibbs and Benny the butcher I thought that was over for the most part.

I thought the times had passed. We had a great conversation with Benny I felt. And then it felt like everything was quiet in a good way. Yeah. And then I opened my Instagram and I see Benny with his hand on the lower third of Freddie Gibbs baby mother. Well, for those that don't know, Destiny Fox, I believe is her name. She's the mother of one of Freddie Gibbs' children.

And she was with Freddie when they were in Buffalo a few years ago and got into got into a bit of a I'll just say a conference call with some of the guys from BSF It was an in-person Zoom It was a Zoom It was a Zoom, video Zoom Yes

And she got into some You know elbows and fist throwing with the BSF crew This is when her and Freddie We were together now Her and Freddie she says She hasn't spoken to Freddy In over a year I think

Hasn't seen him or spoken to him in over a year So she's obviously You know just not fucking with him Very public break a lot of text message. Freddy's not fucking with her, whatever, whatever. But that's, you know, personal stuff. They have a child together.

Hopefully they can, you know, find a medium to raise a healthy, happy child. But Freddie, no, Benny bumped into Freddie's baby mother. And I guess they decided to take a picture. They knew what type of stir it would cause on the internet. And that's exactly what it is. The only reason why I laughed at this is because this is exactly what Freddie would have did at the table's return. Like if Freddie saw Ben's.

Benny's baby mother. I agree. Yeah. I don't think Freddie is above any of this. No, Freddie has to look at this. One of the greatest internet trolls and history. He has to look at this and he has to kind of laugh because this is a, this is a Freddie move, 100%. Okay, but she posts on IG and on Twitter with the laughing emoji Times Benny's logo for BSF.

That already is going to make me want to fight. And then Benny retweets it with chilling like a villain. Yeah. we already know Benny's wordplay how great of a rapper he is he didn't even give a good bar in that that would piss me off even more

if you're going to try to fuck my baby mother at least do it in a better lyrical way chilling like a villain should have said the butcher's coming well that'd be hilarious the butcher came yeah I mean listen

it's all the fear and love and war right I mean this is funny it's trolling obviously you know it's something that Freddie would have done if the tables were verse. But at the same time, we do have to be honest and realize that this is hip hop and some of the biggest beefs, some

unfortunate deaths and things like that have come behind beefs about women. So this is also something that you have to be very careful with at the same time. You know, the picture with Tupac and Faith Evans, you know, when they were in the club, you know, alluded

that. He started a record with, that's why I fucked your bitch, you fat motherfucker. Yeah. Well, on a club record. Exactly. And then we remember 50 took Rick Ross's baby mother shopping. That was the whole thing. This is on par for hip hop. That's why, I mean, I did see a lot of people saying this is corny, why you're bringing in women into it, which I agree to some degree.

But, I mean, a photo, I laughed. Yeah, I mean, it's not that big of. Listen, if they just happen to just bump into each other out shopping somewhere, then, you know, cool, I get it. It's the internet, you know, post a picture, let them say what they will, think what they will. it probably was just an innocent literally bumped into each other, said, hey, let's just take a picture to fuck with the internet for a second.

But again, you got to be careful with things like this, though, because real shit can't happen. This hits different, though, I feel like, than the Pock and big one. Because we all know publicly that Freddie and his baby mother do not like each other,

do not get a long one, nothing to do with each other. So it's not really a crazy win to me if you run into a girl that I only speak to when it comes to our kid. Like, that's not a win. Pock took that photo when she was married to big.

Like, they were in a relationship. Yeah. That's way different to me. Oh, no, yeah. Definitely, the circumstances definitely different there, yeah, for sure. And even, like, the 50 and Rick Ross thing was funny. Mm-hmm.

But, like, all right, cool, if you want to go buy my baby mother a bag, oh, shit. Damn it. I'm not with her. We don't speak unless it comes to child support or parenting. Yeah. Okay. Cool.

In a moment of peace, I guess her chain was snatched at, and one of your former altercations and Benny gave it back. Yeah, that was at the Zoom call. It was very nice. At the Zoom call that happened, her chain popped. They had her Gibbs G. And I think, I guess, Benny gave it back to when he saw her. So that's nice.

Yeah. Oh, then that was planned. You know, I don't think Benny just walks around with the Gibbs chain. Oh, yeah. It's just on him. No, no, no. They definitely probably knew that they were both wherever, whatever city they're in. And he was like, you all, I got the pendant.

And I'll give it back to you, whatever. Oh, well, then that was nice, then. That's corny. This is kind of equivalent to, like, when we traded the merchant of death for Britney. That's the same thing? Yeah, absolutely. It's a G, right, for Griner. What was wrong with you?

So, wait, who is the merchant of death in this situation? Freddy's baby mother? Yeah. That's hilarious. Rap is crazy, man. And then I saw, I think Julian sent it to me, in more, like, messy fucking rapper women thing. There's a whole Dylan Brooks Drake. conspiracy theory that was one of the funniest things I saw over the weekend.

Because if it is true, and I don't really care if it is or not, is one of the funniest and pettiest things I've seen in quite some time. Can we pull up that clip without getting flagged? I mean, Drake and Dylan Brooks has got to be the most hilarious thing to happen this year. It all started with this clip of Team Canada saying who they like better between Drake and Ryan Reynolds. Crazy question that we begin with. Except for Dylan Brooks. Ryan Reynolds.

Drake then wrapped on for all the dogs this line. However, there's actually more to this beef. It involves a girl that both Brooks and Drake were seen. Her name is Mirna Habib, and apparently she was dating Drake before Dylan Brooks and her never seen each other. And even though Dylan Brooks supposedly stole her from Drake, Drake apparently gets the last laugh. On the song calling for you, Mirna Habib has an interlude where she explains how her and Dylan Brooks went on a trip together.

On this trip, Brooks apparently lied to her saying that they were flying economy because first class was full. Swag. Yeah, I like that. Yeah, that's swag. same meal every day. And finally, how he caught feelings for Habib, who was not down to stay together. All this because he chose Ryan Reynolds. First of all, and shout out to what is that, too few media that that came from.

It's tofu. Too few. No, so far from here. You can read that? No, dyslexia. Well, that wouldn't be dyslexia. That's just illiterate. Because I didn't read it like in reverse. Media to new, few. I just want to credit them because that was a. Clay Clay was right, man. That's all. to say. Damn, ma'all. That wasn't an ad, though. Oh, okay.

Sounded like one. Shout out to Tofu Media, though. Yeah, use code Rorya Mall for 15% off their IG account. Yeah. First of all, why is someone asking Drake or Ryan Reynolds? Let's start there. What media outlet was like, yeah, how do you feel about Ryan Limba? Because it was a, what was the question, though?

They're both Canadian. Both Canadian. Those are your favorite Canadian. But they don't do the same thing. So the Roy's point is like, why would you pin an actor versus an artist? I can see like Ryan Gosling versus. Yeah. Just pick another Canadian actor or like Drake or Bieber.

Yeah. Seth Rilgan. Yeah. That was a weird question, first of all. So the fact that Dylan Brooks went with Ryan Reynolds is just hilarious. And I think it's funnier that he thought about it. Yeah. There was a pause in between.

Yeah. To give her a whole interlude, to give Mira a whole interlude, it's because he gave her, you think he gave her publishing on that? No. probably not and we also don't know if that is really her or if that is even about Dylan Brooks it's funny though I can't see Dylan Brooks

it's accredited to her it's funny though why you can't see Dylan Brooks flying economy I mean he's I just can't see it I don't know he's bringing pocket watching in a good way Dylan Brooks can afford a first class

we ain't got to watch aren't they flying in like Jamaica yeah that's not where they say at a Sandals resort I don't really I just can't see that But still funny either way. I call that swag if you tell her. No, no first class.

And then get on a flight with her and first class is completely empty. You never know. People could have missed their flight. Everybody? Yeah. It could have been like a large group. Yeah, I've seen Home Alone.

I've seen them. They just all missed the flight. You never know. Could have been Sean Paul and all his crew going back home. I hope this is true, though. I hope this is the real. I believe. Drake is so petty.

Oh, well, he tells you. He tells you he's the. No, I love it. I'm not complaining. I think it's hilarious. And I don't think that he stole her from Drake. I think Drake just wasn't fucking with that girl like that. And Dylan was like, no, I really like her.

I wife you. And she was like, well, fuck it. But I don't think Dylan Brooks stole a girl from Drake. I can't. I don't think that's how that goes. And I mean, we don't know that he likes her that much. Or maybe he thought because she did the economy thing and ate oxtail for five days straight that she could, you know, dug it out with him.

Oxtail is expensive. I don't know why that was a slight to him. Who wants to eat oxtail every day, though? Yeah. That's just like, that's a lot. I don't want to eat nothing. And Axel is not expensive in Jamaica. It's expensive in the States.

I mean, I don't know the state's inflation compared to the source. Well, in Jamaica, they... Not really where from where it comes from, but... Well, Jamaica, they got the cows and shit sitting right there in the backyard. They just cut the head right there. Right there. Still warm. I mean, what's really funny is them beefing over...

That girl's very pretty. Don't get me wrong. I just feel like it'd be very easy to find a carbon copy. Yeah, but what if she's like maybe it's her personality? I was going to say, are you just assuming that women are only good for their looks? Yeah, exactly. That's actually what he's getting at. That's what he's getting at.

How possible? Get on his case. Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't know. Her interlude was funny. She could probably have some personality that both of them would fall in love with. It's just you could just find, just open your explore page. Or not.

Just how about y'all travel the world enough to meet women in real life? Like, why y'all all on social media dating the same 12? girls. I mean, like that's what these problems are different. Y'all, y'all, y'all, they all dating the same girls. I get it. Pretty women. We all, guys like pretty women, cool. But there's a lot of pretty women out here that are not heavy on social media that you would never even come across on social media. And like, y'all have money, y'all travel. Like, y'all not meeting women just like in life, just moving around. Like, they don't look like that, ma'am. Oh, they do? She's, I'm not saying she's not extremely attractive. And,

for everyone in the comments, I'm aware she would not sleep with me and would never even look at me. I get it. So me talking doesn't matter. Why you say that? Anytime we talk about a woman, the comments will say,

well, she wouldn't fuck you. I never said she would. You should give her an interlude on your upcoming. I mean, after she was on the Drake one, she might want publishing on me. A person, she wouldn't fuck you. That works? Yeah.

That'd be a relatable interlude. Absolutely. I feel like with a lot of women. Oh, and she's got Toronto. Oh. Is she from the 6th? No, Habibi come to Toronto. Ooh.

Guess who brought her there? I don't know. It's up for debate. You think her candles paid for this? 100%. You can buy attractive now, though. Any girl can be attractive as she has access to some money. So what does a girl being pretty now mean?

That doesn't mean anything no more. Anybody can be pretty? I suppose. But can they pillow talk with Drake at the same time? Because we have Metro Booman going through the same thing. A lot of pillow talking happening within the community. Metro Booman is going. on through some pillow talking issues with Drake?

I'm embarrassed that I know all of this, but there has been a subtle Metro Boomin and Drake beat for quite some time. Drake was supposed to be on the album. We heard the leaked verse that never came out. And then Metro Booman put out a tweet, what, like two, three days ago? Yeah. Yeah.

Yet her loss still keeps winning rap album of the year over H&V. Proof that award shows are just politics. Not for me. I don't care about awards. Honestly, the true award and reward is knowing that the music I spend so much time. brings joy to the people in everyday. But why was that tweet deleted, though, that he was responding to? He wasn't, that wasn't, spawning.

He was just, he ended up deleting this. He deleted his suite. Oh, he, Metro deleted that? Yeah. But Drake on his Instagram story replied. He put the J, the J bar, damn little man's I'm just trying to do me. If the record's two mill, I'm just trying to move three. But there were rumors once Drake was taken off the project.

We didn't know if Drake was the one that said, take my verse off or the other way around. Then there was a speculation. on her loss of that bar on more M's and got no love for the boys so they fake it, crack a couple jokes to some bitches

on some snake shit but if I send a verse to they ask then they'll take it. That was speculated by timeline that that was about Metro Boomer. Like you're pillow talking about me all the time but then you want me on your album. That's the way to start.

But that sounds like the rap world to me. That's why I understand where people would think that would be a Metro Booman thing but I feel like Drake could say that about 100 rap. and vice versa. Yeah, but it's, the problem starts with the fact that all of these dudes are sleeping and

dating the same, sleeping with and dating the same women. Okay. That's where it starts. Like, if you have all of this money, which means you have access, which means you can travel and do flash, like, why are y'all still dating the same? I don't, I don't know, man. I was just taught to date the girl that nobody knows. Like, that's just how I was raised.

Like, I don't want the girl that everybody had. Like, you want to be the one that come up to come to the show with a girl or go to a game with a girl on a date. And your man, see you like, damn, like, Omar was with some girl that nobody, like, she was bad. But who is she? Now you have to, like, oh, he's with shorty that was just with. It's his turn. Yeah, it's like, what is that? Well, hmm.

That's just nasty to me. That's nasty. I don't think in this theory, hypothetical theory, that Metro Boomeran is pillow talking with a girl that he's really with and that Drake was really with. It sounds like these may be the women that just frequent the same spots that... Yeah, but why are you... And he's just there to fuck her for that night. But why are you still talking with them, though?

Oh, I... That's a separate... I'm not talking about another man when I'm laying down with a woman. Unless we're watching, like, flight with Denzel. And I'm like, yo, he killing this shit. Like, that's the only time I'm talking about another... I'm not talking about another man. Damn, how you land that plane.

Yeah, like, yo, like upside down. like, yo, that was gangster. You know what I'm saying? But I'm not talking about a dude that I know you've had relations with, like, why we're in the bed naked and we just, like, what is that? What is that energy? I don't know. What is that called? Well, Maul, you've been around a lot of artists, specifically rappers. And that's why I think it's funny when rappers get mad at not just us, but all podcasters, when we start talking about other rappers and their music and our opinion on it because anytime I'm in a studio or at a kickback or anything with rappers, rappers are talking shit about other rappers. They're telling me their full opinion. They'd never

say it publicly. Yeah, but that's a common thing amongst artists. They talk shit about other artists. But Rory, in a studio with dudes talking about other rappers, like I could see that. We're in the studio. We're talking music. We're making music. Things like that conversation. I'm talking about, yo, I'm in my bed with a beautiful woman. I'm not talking about another man that she may have had relations with. And I'm not. saying that's okay, or really my point for that matter. These are just chatty people. Artists are chatty.

And then get mad when people are chatty publicly, which I always found hilarious. Because I've had rappers and like R&B artists that will come to me about something that I said, who are the most chatty people behind the scenes? Like, well, anytime we've talked about another artist in a negative light, you didn't give a fuck when I did it publicly. But the moment I said one thing about your project,

it's a problem. When you do the same thing, you just don't do it. You do everyone in the industry. knows. Yeah, but the artist. How you feel about it? Just not the public. A artist is getting mad at you.

A artist is getting mad or feeling away about something that you say about his art. I could understand that. Oh, I agree. Because we know artists. That's why I never try to be disrespectful, just objective, just give my opinion. Yeah. I don't go after their. And as a consumer, if I, if I buy anything, if I buy sneakers, if I buy, I feel like I have the right to say, yo, these are not comfortable.

Oh, I don't really like the way these fit. Like, once I purchase something and I consume it, I feel like I have the right to then talk about it. Like, oh, I don't know if I like this or not. Every athlete that attacks Stephen A or Skip or Shannon or anyone in that world, even when I do agree about it, are those same athletes not talking the same shit? Oh, absolutely.

Amongst the entire industry. Absolutely. So what's the, like, what is the difference for real? But doing it, laying down in bed with a woman is crazy. Well, you were talking about the studio. If that same person is chatty, they're going to be chatty in the bed about sex. Not about music. Nah, but that's different environment, same person.

Yeah, but no, but you can't, you can't laying down with a woman and talking about another guy that she was with. It's just, I don't know when was that ever. I agree with you. I'm just saying, look at who we're talking, we're talking about people that are chatty, sensitive, petty. That's what makes great artists. All those qualities that we're talking about lead to someone

that would pillow talk with a woman about another artist. That's what makes great art. It's people that are sensitive, insecure, petty, competitive, hateful, that creates good art. They don't turn that off when they're fucking a girl. You should. They're still doing the same thing. You should.

But there's also that thing where when people ask about other people in the industry, you always want to tell people stuff they don't know or like give information that they never. You want to be the one to say something that's groundbreaking. I feel like there's a part of that too. Yeah. I know this about this person. And it's like you just want to flex.

that you know more about this person that everyone loves, that's more, a piece of news that's more intimate. You need to start dating girls that got real lives. That's the problem. You dating these chicks that just fun of that. You're just dating these chicks that just vacationed for a living and get flown out in escorts and sex workers. All they can do is talk about their work.

Yeah. So look at that environment only creates that. Get a girl that has a real job, a real career, real shit going on, and y'all can learn about some things, and you don't have to sit and talk about her sex capades with other men. Well, that lifestyle doesn't match with an artist lifestyle probably. If I'm going city to city and I'm running around or I'm in studio till 4 a.m. That's not true.

That's tough. A lot of artists that have... There's a lot of artists that date women that have regular lives, regular careers, like, do real shit. Are happy, have a family. They don't get caught up in none of this shit. But that's a small percentage to make that work for young girls. Niggas just love hoes. Niggas love the chick that been with every other dude.

That's just the bottom line. men love that men love a hoe a good ho a nasty ho they do they just be real men love hoax i want to disagree with you men love hos i agree with you there but the second part men love the girl that's been with every guy i wanted to disagree with that but it's the same as the first stuff yeah if they're hoes they do it's a thing like okay but i i think it's for validation i think men love hos that they know they're hos but don't know the details like you know that girl's a hoe, but don't, you don't know the ins and out. You don't know her hoe novel.

I think that second sentence is like men want the hoe that they know fuck this person, this person, this person, this person, this person. I think that's insane. Yeah, like, it's, I don't know, man. That's just weird to me. I'm sorry. I just, I can never understand that logic and that way of thinking. I think, I don't know. I think a lot of it has to do with ego invalidation. I think it's backwards as fuck, but I think it's like, they don't value these women anyway, so they're not looking at them like, oh,

this is a beautiful girl that I want to get know. Like, they're going to fuck whoever they want to fuck. So why not fuck the girl who, oh, I want to, I kind of, like, I work in the industry with this person and it's nice to know that I can get next to the same girl or in another area where I'm bigger than this dude and I want to let him know I could fuck his bitch. I could fuck the same bitch he fucking if I wanted to. I just think it's very, just very nasty and stupid, but I think it has more to do with validation. I think it has nothing to do with the woman at all. Well, wouldn't that thing? I think it has to do with the men. The validation comes from monetary, not emotional validation.

it's just here's a bag, here's a condo for a weekend. Like here's what I can provide financially. But you don't get to know it. They don't have real conversations. The only conversations they're having apparently is about other dudes. Her other clients. Yeah. Insane.

So you were with Drake last weekend? Well, yes, I was. And here's what happened. What are you doing? Fucking the same bitch is Drake. Ooh, I'm cool. Ooh, yo, he fucked better than me. Yo, he gave you more money to me.

Yo, I bought you a Chanel. I'm going to buy you a Birkin. Yo, if a man acts, that can't happen. Maybe I'm naive. There's no way in a world. Do he fuck better than me? You're very nice.

Yo, kill yourself. Any of you dudes out there have ever asked a girl that? Do us a lot of great artists. Do us a favor. Kill yourself. Don't kill yourself. No, kill yourself fast. Like jump in front of a train.

Let it be quick. But not the train that I'm on. But let it be quick. Yeah, I have things to do. Yeah. He fuck better than me? Where's your pride? I feel like if you're asking that, you know the answer.

Oh my You can't A girl can never take a guy serious That asks her that I couldn't You can't A woman will never take you serious If you ask a question like that

Like what do you want Like what do you want? I couldn't even stomach Like the thought To maybe think to ask that You know I'm close to Maybe that's my ego I'm close to not listening

The rap ever again I'm getting close And cause Because I just These niggas is weird Bro They weird You've known that

But when were rappers Not weird No but you know As you get older It just things start To just really become like crystal clear to you and you like, why am I involved with this culture? Like, why?

Like, look at the shit that goes on. But do you think it's you're outgrowing something that's been, like we said, this is gone from Pock to now as far as the petty women? I, every day since the flute album came out, I understand why Andre 2000 is not rapping anymore. I get why he just walks around and plays a flute. I understand it. I get it.

but if you don't get too invested into it, even though we're talking about it, it's more unjust and it's funny to me that this could even really be a thing. If Metro and Drake continue to put out great music, whatever you guys do in your personal lives, if y'all have weird behavior, I don't really care.

Like, for example, for the dog's album that I was critical of, what was the song that he talked about Rihanna's sex being whack and all that? Oh, yeah. That was the intro. Didn't he start the album? like that.

He got right to it. I thought, personally, I was like, that was kind of weird and unnecessary in my opinion. I don't know what happened behind the scenes. Maybe it was warranted. But I thought it was corny. But if the song was fire, I would have been fine with it. I was more critical of it because I didn't particularly like the song. And it was like, all right, well, we're doing that and the song's not good.

My position really lands on the song. Because Drake has said, I went through her phone when she went to the bathroom. To me, that's corny and weird. That song's fucking fire, so I'm rapping along to that. And it's going to stay on repeat. And going through phones when they go to the bathroom. There's her purse right there.

You don't trust these holes at all. I'm one of the hardest just blaze beats ever. But it's still fire. So I don't care as much about that type of behavior when the song is good. Now, I mean, that changes when we get into like R. Kelly territory. But just corny guy shit. is also the same reason I like Drake. Like a lot of that pettiness has created the most amazing music that I love.

So every now and then, yeah, I don't really care if he does a Rihanna dig or goes through the purse of a woman on a just Blazebeat. He said that comes with a certain. He said that's just a part of being paid. If there's anything, Drake is not, he's not lying about who he is on a petty front. The pettiness doesn't just draw a line out of nowhere and Dylan Brooks gets spared. He is who he is. Metro is who he is.

These are the people they've said who they are. Well, the fact that Metro deleted it, I'm going to assume that he had a conversation with Drake. They spoke on the phone or text each other, and he probably feels like he could see how that was taken that way. And I don't think these two have an issue. I don't think so.

They work together too much to have a real issue. Like, they really fuck with each other. From what I know, they fuck with each other. So he deleted it probably because it got taken the wrong way, and he didn't want to seem like he was shitting on Drake, more so shitting on how awards are handed out and how accolades are handed. I think that was shitty.

That was pretty shitty. No, but I think, no, because at the end of that, because he said he alluded to basically saying, like, award shows, like, it's basically bullshit. Yeah, but he called out her loss. That's a personal dig. I could see if her loss was trash. That's not like when I was saying,

yo, how can the EP get nominated for album of the year? to me that's not hate that's really like this is politics there has to be a politic because that's not an album that album was one good did numbers out of all the projects being nominated

you're going to say her loss is politics how that's a personal dig at Drake and Drake Omer no because look he says it's proof that award shows are just politics and not for me

how is that make it politics though when that project did the numbers did the impact my personal thought is it's quality music where is that a politics thing? Because if I don't have a problem with Drake,

I don't come out, I don't even mention her loss. I just say, I just say heroes and villains keeps getting overlooked. You know what I'm saying? Like, just period. I'm sorry that I'm just throwing it straight at Khalid. He didn't deserve this.

I apologize, but it's for my point. If God did was in that sentence, I would understand Metro's just making a point right now. God did keeps winning rap album of the year over mine. this is proof that it's politics. Because I think Calid is amazing. I just think that album is not it. And it's politics that that was nominated for so much stuff.

Politics. Her loss, I don't think it's politics. That's a great album with impact, numbers, and everything else. So this to me is hate and a personal shot at Drake. The funny thing is he says right after all of that, I don't care about awards, honestly. That's true. You care.

You care, Pookie. And it's okay. It's okay to care. It's okay to... Heroes and Villains was a really dope album. It's a great album. Yeah, it is good, yeah. And it's cool to care about awards if you're nominated

and to not care if you aren't. I don't think that's a weird position to have. I know a lot of people call artists out on that. Like, oh, I thought you didn't care about awards. Then when they get nominated, they've posted on Instagram. So? Yeah. It's not the end of the world if I don't get nominated.

But if I get nominated, cool. I'm excited. Listen, Drake Metro, man, please. I don't think this is a real beef. I don't think this is anything too serious because from what I know, you two guys fuck with each other heavy. So hopefully this is just one of those situations where a tweet was sent, taking out of context, talk behind the scenes, all as well. Speaking of, I guess, beefs and pillow talking, I wonder if Nike and Adidas pillow talk with athletes.

It seems like they do. You know they do. Of course they do. Well, it was something funny. Adidas had, well, Anthony Edwards and Adidas signature. signature shoe recipient. Signature shoe recipient. Anthony Edwards has his own

sneaker. He sat down and did an interview and they asked they asked him, does he think Kevin Durant would ever wear his signature shoe? Also a weird question. That's not what they? Well, they asked who would he like

to see where his signature shoe? Oh, sorry. They asked him who would he like to see where his signature shoe? And this was Anthony Edwards' response. He said KD. I want to see one of them. Katie. Yeah. And he would like, I want to see him put on the evening or something.

Okay. Maybe in practice or something. No, I'm a game. Which is weird because, you know, Kevin Durant obviously can't wear an Adidas shoe in the game. Oh, he let us know. Did he say that as a fan of KD?

Or like, like, of course. Was there some slight in that knowing that he can? It did sound spicy to me. Yeah. That's it? I thought that was like a I like KD. Any of these young kids now.

Now, obviously, LeBron and Katie. Yeah. They grew up on LeBron and Katie. I think that Anthony is a KD fan. I think that was more so saying, like, come fuck with Adidas, like leave Nike or whatever. I think that was a slight to Nike, not Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant responded with, you won't ever see me put a big toe in the MFs. And then Adidas.

Which actually is what he has to say. Okay, absolutely. He has to completely step on the thought of wearing an Adidas shoe. And, and say, MFers. Absolutely. And then Adidas responded with that and said, well, the Adidas account, say, you dusty, about to retire soon anyway. Not about to, bauder. Yeah.

You dusty, about to retire soon anyway. That let you know exactly who's handling that Adidas account. That's funny. Twitter account. No, it's hilarious. It's just funny. And then follow that up with, oh, that was supposed to be for the burner account. And if you know the history of Kevin Durant.

Exactly. That's what makes it funny. It makes it fun. I saw a lot of people saying like, oh, whatever digital intern is about to get fired because they're not to use his account. I think this was intentional. Oh, there was intentional. I don't think this was someone on their.

Yeah, no. Oh, shit, I did it on the wrong account. No. And I also had to run it. Whoever is running the account over there knew exactly what they were doing. And I'm sure that the president and everybody else over there laughed at it and thought it was a great job. I just would love to know the other options they had at the digital meeting before hitting itself.

Like, what was voted that made this one the best one? Or like if they had to change things like, are you dusty, about to, nah, change that from about. Bauda. Do Bauda. Bauda. Retire soon anyway. You're about to retire soon anyway. Nah, it doesn't.

It doesn't read the same. You want them to know exactly who's behind this account. But shout out to Katie, though. He did. He entered the top 10 in NBA all-time scoring just over the weekend. Do you think one version had pussy at the end of it? That sentence sounds like it would have You're dusty, you're about to return

You're about to retire anyways, they can't They can't tweet that words like that They can't do that But this was close This was teetering that line of Disrespect and You know Going at another athlete

My bad this was on my burner though It was hilarious I mean I think people should take more notes from Wendy's and Burger King And everyone that runs there Because we know what time it is with Twitter Cater to the environment Anything to get some engagement and get people going and sharing it, sharing the tweet.

They deleted it, but everybody saw it. And calling KD Dusty is fucking away. From the Adidas account, though. It's funny just from your account to respond to Katie that way. But for Adidas to respond that way, it's like, oh, all the way in on this social media shit. And you know the digital marketing manager probably felt the same way you do on stage when you say, you know, I can't believe I'm getting paid for this when you get couples. imagine running digital at Adidas and hitting send to KD on that and going,

I'm getting paid right now. Yeah. And my boss loves it. Like they sent in the group chat like a great job. There's no way they like that. What? Why not? I think they like the attention that it got maybe, maybe, but there's no way they like that.

They also would not approve that. A higher up panicked for. Every one of these kids, because I was one of these kids, you have like 18 accounts on your phone. You don't always check to see. which one you're logged into. So I have DM people on accounts that I should not reach out from people.

I'm like, oh, shit. And then you delete it and hopefully no one cares. But obviously Adidas has a ridiculous, you know, following. And if that's up for a minute, it's going to get, you know, so much traction. I think they're not mad at the response about it because luckily he did it on Twitter where that stuff's encouraged.

Yeah, that's why they're not mad at it. But he fucked up. I think it was a case of, I posted it on this account by accident. I really think that was in time. No, that was intentional. No, I think it was intentional by the person who posted it, but I don't think that he had permission to post.

Like, I don't think that they had a meeting and that was a strategy. Yeah. I think the kid knew that that shit would go off or whoever posted it knew it would go off and hoped for the best. And he got a great response from the higher up. That's a risky thing to do working somewhere. To tweet KD that he's dusty. Well, yeah, but most of these companies, you don't submit tweets and, like, get approval.

Sometimes you just can just do your thing. You do. I think when it comes to certain things you do But that was a Twitter finger-ass moment Like this kid I think if it's a approval from someone It was a reply I'm not saying the CEO approved it

I think if you're I think if it's like a launch rollout You need approval for those type of things When you're launching and rolling out product and things like that But I think in response to somebody Shitting on Adidas like another athlete I think they let their social media guy Like I think they should encourage that more Of course

Of course. Because obviously, El Didas will never have a relationship with Kevin Duran. So why not go after a rival athlete? Yeah, that's why I'm saying. That to me was intentional. They knew exactly what they were doing. They knew the traction it was going to get.

And it's funny. And it's funny, especially because you're talking to a top 10 score all time in NBA history. It's like, you dusty about a retired. So who's the champion, top 10 scoring all the time? He can retire. Well, what I really want to know is did Eddie come in and defend him? Probably. I'm sure Eddie jumped in on that.

from I would imagine Of course he did You know Eddie jumped in on that Pull up Eddie's account Friend of the show And what was What was I can't say anything About Kevin Durant

And Eddie not jump in And destroy your mentions But what was What was Decad for a whole day Did Katie respond to that? I think it might have gotten deleted Before he had a chance

To respond It might have been Eddie That tweeted I'd never put my toe In any of that shit That might have been Eddie Eddie from the Katie's account I'm not seeing anything

honest of God. But I mean, that is safe to say that Katie would, he's never going to play in no Adidas. I think he's Nike athlete for life. Yeah, I think that probably goes what I've said. Yeah. I think that's in the contract. Yeah, Nike athlete for life. It's not happening.

Which is why Anthony Edwards saying that shit is hilarious. It's like, well, you know he's never wearing your shoe. Your shoe? Never. Not happening. Well, I mean, at least they treated it better than the Mike Tyson airline incident. It's funny to me that this is still a thing because when this first happened, we spoke about it, we felt like Mike might get sued for that when it first happened. And this was like,

this is over two years ago. A long time ago. For those that don't know, there was some guy harassing Mike Tyson in first class on a plane. Why? I do not fucking know. Crazy. I'm curious what type of drugs you have to be on to literally berate Mike Tyson in the seat in front of you. I do think, I do remember when this first came out. I think they said before the video, Mike was like kicking it with them laughing, joking and shit. And then, Mike sat down. It was like, all right, cool. Like, all right, shut up, man.

Leave me alone. Like, and the guy, I think, just kept going. Yeah, I saw one video of him literally standing over Mike's seat and just talk. Yeah, like this. Come on. Yeah. You're putting your hand in his, his damn hair his face. Mm-hmm.

And I'm not saying that violence is okay in this situation, but I understand. And there should be some understanding in the court system. Yeah. I know that'll never happen because it's a plane. And the moment you just touch anyone on a plane, it's over. Unfortunately, this kid really may get his 450K with this bullshit that he won't. He can't sleep at night. He'll settle for something.

He won't. But he'll get some type of money. He won't get any. He looks drunk. He looks like he's on something. And all the videos, him and his friend both seem out of it. But if someone's telling you, yo, like, please get your hand out of my face. Hey, can you please be quiet?

And they don't do that? Yeah. Why are you not allowed to? Which is why I'm saying he won't get anything. Because obviously he's drunk. You're fucking with somebody. You're standing over him. like a person has a right to defend their space

or a person has a right to put hands on you if you're invading their space which is why I don't think he's going to get anything. The fact that it took almost two years for this to even come out is proof that there's no case here. He's trying, he's taking a shot. People probably like, yo, you know, you can get paid

from Mike hitting you. Oh, you know, that's what happened. That's all this is. He's not going to get nothing though. You're standing over him, talking, bugging him. He's asking him to leave him alone. It's Mike Tyson, fan. What did you think was going to happen? Well, I guess it sets a weird precedent on both sides.

If he doesn't get anything out of it, it kind of says violence on planes is okay. But then on the other side of it, it's like, all right, you can harass someone all the way to a breaking point no matter what. And if they touch you, you get paid. That's just going to force people to harass everyone. No. Until breaking point. Which is why I think that he won't get nothing because it's the fact that you were harassing somebody and they punched you in your head and told you to leave them alone. stop harassing people. Do not harass people.

I think if it was in the street or whatever, I think didn't that happen with like A. Savraki, not the current case, but somewhere before where fans were annoying the fuck out of him and following him and he just hit one of them. And they tried to sue and they were like, no, you were harassing this man. Yeah, it's harassment.

I think it's in the street, fine, but Plains is just a weird, it's just weird with laws. Not with Mike. Not with Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson. Mike Tyson can put hands on you anywhere if you're fucking with him. I think that's like a law.

If you bother Mike Tyson, he's going to punch you in your face. Who doesn't know that? And it's such a calm reserve Mike Tyson now. Yeah. You know Mike didn't want to. You know, it takes a lot to get Mike there to start putting hands on somebody.

He's not that guy anymore. Like, Mike is cool. He's just going to smoke his weed, laugh, talk shit. And just leave him alone. You standing over him, rapping or do whatever he was doing. It's like, all right, you want to get smacked. I'm for Mike Tyson. Good job, Mike.

Is there a boxer you would harass? What would you have the best A fair shake with? Boxers? Yes. I'm going to go with zero on my end of it. Yeah, no, you can't. You shouldn't harass any boxes.

Not somebody that trains every day throwing punches and dodging punches. You know, some people just leave alone. I think boxes are on that list of people. Yeah. And like if this kid gets money, then I think we owe like designer and maybe Odell Beckham.

No, see, no, no we don't. Design it. Come on now. His honor was jacking off. In the privacy of his own little. No, it wasn't no privacy. That's not privacy of his own seat. He cannot jack off on a plane.

Like, that's just certain things. Like, how horny do you have to be to jack off on a plane? I mean, you don't know what the text message he was getting on his phone. I don't know. But still, like, to jack off? Come on, fan. I mean, I've never been in that position where I felt the need to, but. And you get on the plane, my first thing, I go to sleep.

Immediately for the plane take off. I'm like, how? are you horny in that moment? You never woke up horny? What if you had like a great dream? I mean, in my own bed, yeah. But what if you had a crazy dream and just woke up and forgot where you were? Not on a flight, fan.

You deserve to be bent. You deserve to be on a no-fly list for that. I'm for that. I suppose. What about those flights that they like kind of have the bed area? And you know people are fucking on those commercial flights. Is there much of a difference? Bed area.

Like the Emirates and like all those other. Oh, you have like your actual own room? Yeah, but you can still, it's not completely private per se. I feel like beating off on that was fine. I don't understand why you would be horny, but I feel like. But how could you understand beating off but then don't understand how somebody is horny? I can, but what I'm saying is I feel like you have privacy in that. So I'm not offended if you were to beat off.

I don't understand how you could ever be that horny. Like I just don't see that. I think that. Oh, six hours. That's a long time. But is it, though, to, To where you have to jack off right here. If that's like in your daily, if that falls within the routine of when you usually get rubbing out.

So jack off before you go to the airport in the morning or that night. It doesn't fall within the threshold. What if I had to pack? I can't pack with sticky hands. Yeah, because you don't washers, right? Okay. Lord knows I don't wash your together. He's definitely dope.

L.A. to Australia, Sydney, Australia, nonstop. 15 hours and 10 minutes. You're telling me that there's not a chance that I would get horny in 15 hours. I'm not, that's not what I'm saying. I'm saying horny enough to, where you have to like, rub one out right now? I can't say until I've been in the position.

I did Africa to DeHiro. I was like 16 hours, one straight. Did you beat off? Probably. No, you didn't. I don't remember a while ago. In the bathroom? I'm not my seat.

Yeah, I'm not crazy. I'm not designer. Beating off in an airplane bathroom is just as crazy. It's just as crazy as beating off at your seat. No, it is not. Because I'm also not, I'm not fucking Daddy Warbuck. I don't have a first-class ticket to fly halfway across the world.

I was with the regular people. Yeah, but I can't beat off. I'm elbowing someone. Yeah, but then you're going to go in the bathroom where, like, your head is hitting the ceiling? No, it's tall. How much elbow room is really in those to beat off? In a bathroom?

Yeah. You, like, you find a position. You got to, like, take high ground. Like, then if you take high ground, the sink won't interfere. And you're standing up? You can't wait. Am I going to sit on that toilet? Standing up jacking off is insane.

I'm sorry. Wait, who jacks off sitting down? I thought you jacks off. standing up. We're not doing this. There's two other guys. More of a lay down, man. Yeah, like, who,

ain't no nigger standing up jacking off. And, like, who's doing that? If you're on a plane, it's probably- In the shower. Don't you guys jack off in the shower? Hell no. Roy, you just said you were kicking your sperm into the shower thing,

and we told you your sperm was too thick and that you should drink water. There was someone there. I don't mind standing up. See, it's easier. No. What? Gravity.

All right, man. You, and then what? it just flew it all over it'd be hitting they live yeah but like it'd be shooting all over yeah what station do you use in your home you just stand up like in the middle of living room no no my bathroom you beat off in your own bathroom this is why this is why you don't lay in your fucking bed my sheets are dirty exactly and your ass gripping the sheet as you got to have shitty your sheets are dirty anyway you probably didn't wash the sheets from the last time the the girl left two nights ago no no I do my shit's a lot you know what's up man no you don't

You don't, man. Yes, I do. You're not washing your sheets every time a girl leaves your crib. You're not going to say gravity-wise. Look at how volcanoes operate. You shoot it up and where does it go? Right back down. Get a tissue.

You're going to get nut all over your, maybe your carpet, your window, maybe a dresser drawer. Yeah, like, what's wrong? That's a sick name to just keep on the top of you. I'm glad that he stayed within this. That's just sick. Like that's just crazy. I'm an old soul. No, but like if you're standing up, you just got the napkin or whatever and you just

catch it and then I'm already in the bathroom the toilet's right there and splash it. Well, let me ask you because post nut clarity is one thing. Postnut clarity walking out of an airplane bathroom into the aisle. Of all those people, what is that post night? And you know, if somebody's standing right outside the door, wait. 100% like, I don't recall.

Could have been. No, there's definitely somebody standing outside of the bathroom. And I feel pressure when I'm in the airplane bathrooms to like hurry up because I know that like people are watching to see how long I've been the bathroom. I don't want by thinking I'm shitting. And if you use the lotion after you your hands in airplane bathrooms, it's like the worst lotion. You don't use their lotion.

I have my own lotion. You'll bring your own lotion into the bathroom. No, not to beat off. You're playing this. I don't beat off with the lotion. Just watch a movie. Just sit down and relax, bro. Just watch a movie.

Well, on a 16-hour flight, you can watch a few movies. Yeah, sleep, watch movies. Yeah, like, just, I don't know. Just don't go to the bathroom beating off in the plane. That's just not. I still want to join the Mile High Club. That's still on my, like, I do. That's different.

That's actual sex, though. that's not gross. I actually think that's a little grosser, honestly. A little. It's way more gross. Yeah. Probably. Yes.

More so for the woman than the man. Why? Because she has the open wound. It's like an open flesh wound. Can you stop calling vaginas open wounds? And it's recycled air. You never know what's in that air. Yeah.

It's birth now. Yeah, that's not like a slut shaming thing. I just for health reasons. I think the girl is more at risk than the man. Yeah. I guess. I just also feel like I can, like, if I go in the bathroom and beat off, I wouldn't. But if I go in the bathroom and beat off,

I can pretend I was doing something else. If I take another person in the bathroom with me, everybody knows what we were just doing. And now everybody is a part of our fantasy without asking to me. I don't believe. No, but actually you got to get it in it. Lights are all out and like plan it right. You got to get into your acting bag. Like he has to come out, act like he's like, you were sick. Like, oh, shh, throwing up everywhere. Sorry. You know, you got to kind of play into it a little bit. I can't just both come out looking like y'all just was in there going crazy. You got to come out. He has to have like a towel in your head. I'm patting your back. She's okay.

That's good, Ma. A clip that just went viral, if not two weeks ago of a flight attendant opening the bathroom when two people were fucking in there, which I thought was crazy. Like, did he not lose his job? I get it that you're not allowed to fuck on a plane, but... You're not allowed to open the door, though. But to open the door when someone is in the- Are you not allowed to fuck on a plane?

I never read that rule. No, you're not allowed to fuck nowhere in public with other people around. What are you talking about? Oh. It has to be illegal, right? Oh. What? It has to be illegal.

What? Fucking on a plane. absolutely fucking any way in public is illegal I really want to though you can go on a sex offender list for that if there's kids on board no period

no I feel like only if there's kids on board no if you have sex in public if you have sex in a car how many babies own this flight if you have sex in a car you can go on the sex offender list I feel like if the car is near a school like the sky's not really public

well I mean you're in the sky but we pay taxes for each airman ticket. But you're in the sky. Like you're an actual idiot. You know how airlines work? Is it?

You're in the sky? Do you know how airlines work? I mean, I get there's people around, but. Is it public per se? Airlines pay for airspace. So while what makes outside of just the planes themselves, what makes certain airlines more premium than the others, is the routes in which they can take to get to certain cities.

So if you look at a Delta flight to L.A., it's like five hours versus, I get it. For the sake of the joke, Spirit Airlines, it'll take them seven hours because they're not allowed to occupy that airspace that's reserved for certain planes. And my thing is that's the problem. But that's privatized air. That's privatized air.

Where's it going? To the government. You taxes. Government owns the air. They own everything. We're on a floating rock in space and we're paying bills. And it's flat. Yeah.

Just thought you should. I was still on a mile high club. That's crazy that they can tax the air. Yeah. You turn your AC on every summer, don't you? You gotta pay for that. I suppose that's true. Yeah.

Air ain't free? Well, I mean, does that make it public, though? Is air public? Yeah. I can still fuck in the air. Rory, are you in the air floating or are you on a plane that is in the air? I'm technically floating. It's just going really fast.

No, you're not floating. You're really on a plane. Not technically. You're really on a plane. You're taking public transportation. Yeah. No. No?

That's not public transportation. A flight? No. What is it? It's a commercial? Yeah, it's actually private when you get down to it. I'm paying to get on a private plane with a bunch of other people. You're just like you're paying to get on a private a train with a bunch of other people.

Yeah, but that is public transportation owned by the city. Our tax dollars go and pay for that. That's a, that's public transportation. Our tax dollars pay for aviation too, though. Yeah, for to drop air strikes and bombs on countries that aren't bothering us so we can steal their resources. Right. I agree there. And that's fine.

Understand that part. We're not paying. Our taxes aren't going. We're stressed out. Yeah. Commercial flights are not public transportation. Okay. No, they're not public transportation.

But it is transportation. Private flight. It's open to the public service. If you can afford to purchase a ticket, you can get on this flight. Yeah. Just like if you can afford to, well, you can. actually not pay to get on a train, but you cannot not pay to get on a flight

and get on that flight. Nah. You've never got on a flight you didn't pay for. Oh, not me. I'm not the kind of get away with that, no. I'm not. Nobody can. Who is the 9-11?

Who's getting away with that? I mean, they pay for their tickets. They just didn't learn how to land. Wait, I'm sorry. He said he's not the type that can get away with getting out of plane for free. And I said there's a 9-11 joke in there somewhere. But, yeah. Well, who can get on planes for free?

The women that Drake and Dylan Brooks fly out. Oh, I mean, yeah. Oh, well, that's somebody paid. They didn't, but somebody paid. I see what you're saying. I feel like people sneak in luggage sometimes, too. Absolutely not. In luggage?

Carry on. Excuse me? He watches too many movies. I don't know. One of those, like, flexi bitches. I don't know. You put your carry on as someone that's a Karen at TSA. I know everything about it.

Yeah. Your carryon goes through an XRA. Oh, it goes through the X. That's right. Yeah. Trust me, there's no. sneaking on flights in America. It's not happening. Well, if you snuck on a flight at some point in your life,

drop a comment. There's going to be no comment. Nobody has ever snuck on a flight. I feel like Pee's would be the only one that could pull it off with like a Photoshop ticket. Yeah. You've got mail. All right, guys, for today's voicemail, let's do some financial advice from a son to his mother. It's pretty interesting. He leaves two lengthy ones. I'll summarize the second one, but let's listen to the first one in full.

I don't want to say where I'm from. But I have a family question for you. Within the last two and a half months, my mom. He's going to talk about his family's finances. Yeah. But where he's from is we draw the line there. Can't give that info. No, he don't want them knowing he's talking about that.

Like they won't recognize his fucking voice. Go ahead. I'm sorry. Greg. Mom came up on $30,000. It was part of like breaking up with a boyfriend and all this stuff. She gave me $5,000, kept $25 for herself and said she was, moving out of town.

She then goes at five-star restaurants for breakfast, lunch, and dinner some days. She goes and sees Beyonce on tour, BIP, with a hotel suite in Dallas. She also follows up

and eventually calls me and tells me that she wants $2,000 of the $5,000 she gave me back. Gave it to her, didn't want to argue about it. She gave me the money. I still had $3,000. She then turned around and asked me to give her the rest of the money, like within a week's notice. But I had called her and told her that one of my kids had an emergency, and we needed to spend some of that money.

It was a medical emergency. And she knew the money was gone. Fast forward, all of this, like, cheese bite impressed me about it. I've got four kids. I'm a student right now. I've got a wife and two dogs. We try to make shit stretch. but essentially she just told me that if I owe her money, fuck my kids Christmas.

She wants it all in full. She don't want payments. Like, what would y'all do? He went on to continue and say, the reason why she wants the remaining $3,000 back is because she wants to go to Columbia and get her teeth done. She wants veneers. Okay. So she's threatening his kids' Christmas because she wants the money back to continue

spending on, you know, frivolous things. So. Well, so she wants the money back so she could buy teeth. Okay. Let me start by saying. She made that 25 grand stretch. 25 grand is no money. That shit goes so quick.

She made a stretch. When you have bad. Three meals a day at five-star restaurants going to fly and go see Beyonce VIP with a hotel suite. Yeah. That 25K can go pretty fucking quick. Yeah. Or 20K, whatever it was. 25, you're right.

Well, why did she give him five to begin with? Try to be a nice parent. To appear to be a nice parent, to look like you're a nice parent. If he gives that money back, I would just probably cut ties with my mom for quite some time. Why are you giving me money to begin with just to take it back so you can go do shit that's not necessary? Well, teeth are necessary. Okay, we was seeing Beyonce necessary, was eating three meals a fucking day? at a five-star restaurant

necessary? No. That's why your teeth are that way now. Exactly. So, I mean, well, it was her money to do it what the fuck she wanted to do with it.

So I can't judge her for what she did with her money, but. Yeah, but once you give me something and coming back and ask you. You can't take that back. That's fucked up.

Yeah. And he sounded like he willingly gave her the first of the five. He gave her 2K immediately. He said, I didn't want to argue. I didn't want to have a back and forth. So he was like,

here's that too. And then she a week later came back for the remaining three. Mm-hmm. I feel for. him. Fuck her. She need that three. And I'm also not telling people what to do with their bread, but if you have 25K and you also have four grandkids, I don't know what your relationship with them is like. The fact that your grandkids were not even a thought in your head to blow that 25K

to me is a little weird, but who am I to judge someone and what they want to do? Maybe she thought that 5K that she was giving her son was going to go right to her grandkids, but then she took it right back? People are crazy, man. You spent all this money to go see Beyonce, eating at five-star restaurants and all this shit, knowing that you don't have it like that. Yeah, that's the thing. Like, if you just took the money, like, that was just extra play money and you went and did all that, then, like, I'm with it. Like, spoil yourself, Lord knows what you've sacrificed or whatever. But if you ain't got it, you should probably put that shit in some saving. You know how many people I watched on IG, like fly to go see that Beyonce show?

Oh, my sister went in two different cities. And I'm like, you was just on the homie line asking for a $1,500 loan. Yeah. Why are you flying to go see Beyonce in Paris? Well, because it was cheaper to go in Paris than the States. Yeah, but if you ain't got it, it ain't cheap to go nowhere. It's cheaper. It's actually cost to the fin-a-a-old.

Yeah, sit your ass down. And sit this one out. I mean, but we saw, even with people that weren't scamming the SBA loans and everything that happened from COVID, they got that. money and instead of thinking I don't know how long this is really going to last and that this money is actually for the purpose of survival they was blowing that shit. People spent more money in the pandemic than they did outside the pandemic. Bandemic. So Don you don't. And I'm even saying people that weren't scamming it just straight up knowing that I'm going to have to pay this back eventually.

We're going crazy. So it doesn't surprise me. I would cut ties to my mom. She tried to pull some shit like this though. Don't get, don't give me 5k. And it's not even the 5K at that point. That's the principle of the entire thing. Why are you asking for this back when you gave it to? I wouldn't they gave her the first two. And it sounds like, I mean, he said is one of his kids had a medical emergency. He was going to use that money for that. So I'm sure he

communicated that with his mom. Yeah. Like, hey, no, like, I need this. This isn't for me. I'm not going to see a show. Like, I'm using this for one of our, one of your grandkids. She's like, yeah, I got to go to Columbia though. She sucks. Your grandmother's saying she got to go to Columbia. And she got, how

did she get this money? It was hard to get in the beginning. He said an X of them, yeah, split up. And somehow along the way, he ended up cutting her off 30 grand. And you know what that 30K and again, I'm speculating? It probably sounds like they were in a relationship living together and she had to get out of his house. And he probably gave her money because he felt bad that she had no living situation. He was like, here's 30K to get on your feet. Yeah.

And she was like, no, I'm going to go to rent. I'm going to get on my feet. I'm going to Dallas and watch Beyonce. Y'all keep bringing up to Beyonce concert. I don't like that. That shit, that shit costs to fly there. You're paying for a flight, then a ticket to the show. You know she's like a hotel.

A hotel room for a couple days? It probably came up to like $5,000. Sure. Now look what she asking for. If you'd have sat your ass down, you would have that money. VIP, Beyonce tickets, flight, hotel suite. You know she already has five-star restaurant habits. And if she's flying to another city,

she's got to go see what the five-star restaurants are like over there. Yeah. And you know she documented all this on her Facebook because she's a grandmother. I'm thinking that's more on like the 8K to 10K. Yeah, that could definitely go to. Based off her spending habits.

For sure. You know she bought merch to. We'll all do respect. She definitely bought merch. Well, all do respect, everybody's ideas what five-star restaurants are different. She could just be going to like regular restaurants. But because she ain't used to shit,

they're considered five-star to her. They're probably just regular restaurants. I mean, he said their five-star restaurant. Or she knows what a five-star restaurant is and went to a five-star restaurant because she just came up on $30,000. I'd be surprised that a lot of broke people are experts in five-star restaurants. Oh, they haven't saved in their Pinterest. They know what a five-star restaurant is.

They can't afford to get there today. But if somebody hand them $30K, oh, they know exactly where they want to go spend it. The Pinterest save is fucking. Yeah. Am I on Pinterest? I'm on Pinterest, yeah. So, like, what do you save on Pinterest? Like what are you a Pinterest board?

Yeah. What do you make boards for? From Pyrex? items? Yeah. Sometimes. Like different like just home decor and things like that. Thick white women?

No. Is that on Pinterest? I don't know. Pogs? No, Pogs are on Pinterest for sure. Yeah, but that's not on my vision board. Mm. I don't have thick white women are?

Not on my, not on Pinterest. Not on Pinterest. Not on Pinterest. What's on your vision board? Now I'm curious. On Pinterest? Yeah. It's just like I said, home decor.

Things like that. Like you see nice little living room sets and bedroom sets and bedrooms sets and things like that. like different color patterns and we should make digital mood boards that be a fun activity

we can't share them with everyone on Patreon and I'm not saying we go out and buy all the magazine and clip shit but we could like you know just use Google image drag and drop

on a shin and this is what for 2024 we should do it on Pinterest because Pinterest gives money to influencers as well just

now we get some money for a Beyonce concert exactly that's what Shored you should have did she should have a Pinterest Vision Boy up one.

Yeah. It was teeth and Ruth Trace. Teeth and Renaissance. Well, shout out to Greg for, you know, even though his mom took his money back, he's still paying for Patreon. So shout out to Greg. Appreciate you, buddy. Four kids, a wife, two dogs, and he's a student.

You're not getting a dollar back for me if you give me $5,000. Nothing. No fucking way. But I hope that works out for Greg. And I'd put your mom on time out for a little bit. It'll come back to you. And I know if that's how your mother operates, I know you had a hard childhood.

And I'm very sorry. I'm very sorry that you had to deal with a mother like that because she didn't suddenly become selfish like that out of nowhere. More than likely, if you had a mother that would take $5,000 from you like that, when knowing you have kids in your situation, she probably was hell to grow up with. So prayers for you, Greg. And my last bit of advice in Greg,

maybe you can play this clip for your mother to put things in perspective. If she needs three grand to fly from the states to Columbia, plus getting the new teeth and coming back, she's probably going to get real porcelain from the toilet put in her fucking mouth. Three grand to fly to Columbia, stay there, get teeth, come back. She is going to have the extra large... No, the teeth, the teeth cost...

You don't look like king? Yes. The teeth cost three can in Colombia. Yeah, but you got to fly there, stay somewhere. Well, I'm sure that his money isn't just... She's probably combining that, but she doesn't have enough money, so she's asking for the other 3,000.

I mean, at what age did you just give up in, like, your teeth? I feel like if you got four grandkids, just let the teeth. Some people gave up on their teeth when they was 22. Yeah. I mean, all of Europe gave up on their teeth. That's true. Yeah. That's a wild spend, though.

For grandma? Three K. Why? Grandma can't want nice teeth? I mean, she's an asshole, but grandma can't want nice teeth. She's an asshole. Grandma used to get the teeth that they would leave right on the table. Just put them back in.

She went to go see Beyonce. I don't think she's that old. Why not? I don't care how old. she is. She sucks. No, we know that. We've come to that. Show your grandma his clip. But he's, but he's, but he's, but he's, but he's, but he's, but he's, I think her ex had some valid points. Yeah, I know why he left now. But my thing is, what Rory is at what age do you think that people should stop wanting to look good?

Not, it's not about stop wanting to look good, but prioritize. Yeah, that's good angle. No, yeah. Rory, she's a piece. I'm stealing balls answer. No, no, no, that's not what he was talking about. Yeah, that's not what he was talking about. She's a piece of shit. She, it sucks with money management, whatever. But he's just talking about, why are you getting your teeth done and your grandma? You got four grandkids. I'm going to steal his answer even more. If there's medical emergencies happening with my grandkids, my son is a student, like, yeah, there needs to be some responsibility. That ain't what we're doing. But the teeth can wait. Also, you want to re-you want to re-learn how to suck dick with new teeth at like 65?

I mean, is that a thing? That sounds tough. I don't know. I'm just saying the difference, your makeup of your mouth is different. I'm not mad if you could give teethy head. wants to get back in the streets because she's coming off a breakup, but like put something in priority. I don't think the men that she's going after as a grandma are that concerned with the teeth. Like there could be other things maybe you could work on. Sounds like grandma trying to make money.

She's trying to go get Fred and them Social Security checks. Yeah, I do know that Bernice Burgos is a grandmother, right? She ain't 65. I know that. Who? And Bernice does not need to take 3K from her kid. she's gonna go get that 3K So you saying Bernice is a grandmother is what My point is saying

But he keeps saying grandkids, grandkids It's like just because you're a grandmother like that Yeah but she's a senior though So he said her age I missed that part No I don't he didn't specify I would assume Why would you assume that's why I bought a Bernice burgos You don't think it would take some time to have four kids as well

Unless they're both two sets of twins Like that's yes Bernice's daughter You have four kids in six years You got four kids in four years, but let's say he had four kids in six years. Four kids in four years is fucking crazy. Nick's all here doing it. But let's say he had four kids in six years, four kids in seven years. Then what?

What does that mean? Man, she's old. He said he's still in school. Like, he's not that old. That's true. That's what I'm like. So his mom's going to be probably 50. It made me think he was a little old.

I'm going to say. Ah, your own prejudices. I don't have nothing to do with him. If he was just like, you all I got four kids real quick. But to have four kids be married with two dogs, yeah, for like you're a little. He's a vet. He's like a season vet. He's not just trying to figure it out.

Like he's well into his marriage family. He's probably around 30, 31. He's older than that. He's older than that. He's older than 30. He's got to be older than that. Married two kids. How many, two kids?

Four. Four kids and a dogs? Two dogs. No, he's old. That's not 31. That's 41. Because he sounds like he moves responsibly based on his tone and, and the tone about his mother and the details of which he shared with us,

to your other point, dudes that have four kids, usually with four baby, mom is usually not really, that fine, that's for the younger guy. This guy seems like he's pretty responsible. Who said that all his kids was by the same woman? He didn't say that. He definitely didn't. I don't say he didn't, but he sounds like he's more. He said he got four kids.

I'm giving him credit. I'm assuming it's with the same woman. And if that's the case. He sounds like a family guy. Yeah. Greg, please let us know. I mean, fuck your mom. She's a piece of shit.

Like, I'm sorry. Damn. You need to take some time from her. You need to take the time from her. Did he call into this fucking negative ass, misogynistic ass podcast to ask for advice on his mother. For great advice. Not to hear fuck your mom. He knew what he was going to say.

He knew what he's going to say. Fuck your mom is crazy. Fuck your mom. He knew what we were going to say. You know, fuck your mom. Dump her. Go back and let us know how old your mother is. Dumber.

Yeah. Greg Dumber. And, um, to DeMaris's question, I think she can continue to work on herself for the rest of her life. I don't think you should add an age to that. I got cursed out last Christmas because my cousin got the hair plugs. He went to Turkey to get them. Oh, those are the good one. Oh, no, he got the, it looks, he looks phenomenal. But I was clowning him because he's my cousin and it was Christmas. That's what he's supposed to do. He was showing me the pictures of like when they shaved his head and the lines. Naturally, I thought it was the funniest thing in the world. And my cousin is a married man. one of the best family men I've ever seen an example of that. So I was like, come on, man.

Like, you love your wife. You have a family. Just let the hair line go. What the fuck is the point of it? And his wife cursed me out at Christmas about continuing to work on yourself for the rest of your life and that he should still want to look good for her. It's like, why just assume that men should look good

if they're fucking other women? I was like, all right, you're making great points. I was just joking. It's Christmas dinner. Like, so he shouldn't want to look good for me anymore? I was like, no, he should. I wasn't saying, look. No, you deserve that.

Never stopped trying to look good. She got in my ass at the tape. Because y'all be quick to say, oh, well, she let herself go, but men be, men get in relationships and let themselves go real quick, too. Yeah, but men don't let their headlines go. Their hairlines let them go. Like, ain't no, ain't no dude ever sat down. I was like, you know what?

Fuck this headline. Get this shit out of here. No, the hairline just used to wake up one day and it's just gone. So I think that, you know, you can always work on looking good. I never stop. Prioritize. You don't need the Colombian veneers right now. Not saying you don't go get them.

They look good. They have good people over there do great jobs. But if your grandchild is sick. Well, hold on. Outside of the grandchild being sick, right? So he did say he was like, before he said that, he said she knows that we're stretched thin. Like I have four kids.

I have a wife. We have two dogs. We're stretched thin. And then with the prioritized thing, I'm just devil's advocate. Why is it her job to prioritize because you, as a grown-ass man, put yourself in a position where you're tight. Oh, it's not. He didn't ask her for 5K.

Yeah, he didn't ask for that mom. Don't give me a gift. No, no, no. I'm not even really talking about it. And then you call me asking for it back. It's like. I'm not even really talking about them. I'm just drawn off a whole other conversation.

Okay. So as a grandmother, my priorities should be to make sure that my grandkids are okay. Absolutely. Yes. That's what grandmothers are for. And I don't even want to say, okay, right? They're good. They're fed.

They're housed. They're closed. Not just your grandkids. your child, your son. Not your child, because he's a grown-to-fuck-ass man with four children. He's always going to be your child, though. No, he'll always be my son. Not my child.

Same thing. Wait, but isn't that the point of family? No, y'all are missing. Isn't that like, he can age out of needing help? Because if she needs, we all want to, like, give our parents' houses and everything because they gave us so much growing up and do what they could. That can work both ways. If I get jammed up in a place and you have it, help me.

If you're jammed up and I'm in a place to help, I'll help you. That's a fan. No, listen, I'm a super family person. I agree. I would give my, no, I would give my last to my parents to, and vice versa, right? That's not what I'm talking about. What I'm saying is when we're talking about priorities, if my son has put himself in a position where he has created this life that he cannot afford, why should my priorities not be bettering myself and instead helping him when he put himself in this situation?

This is his life and he's a grown man. He's been making it work, though. Okay. Like, he does it. He's doing the family and he has all that shit. This money became into his life. I'm not talking about that $5,000 anymore. Like I said, I've changed that stuff.

I'm talking about what Mall is saying priorities. Your priorities should be helping your son and not going to get new teeth. Why is that? Why should that be my priority? Because that's what the role of, to Rory's point. Yeah, I mean, especially the grandmother. My role is to raise my children. My children are raised.

They survived. They're good. They were able to create their own lives. So now why is my money? My priority should still be my child. No time does my priority become me. Are you seeing where I'm coming with that? Yes, but that is sort of the definition of family whether you agree with it or not.

Like, yeah, they should be a priority if they need help. Like even now, all right, we made a whole bunch of money podcasting. I have family members. It's not my fucking priority to take care of them at all. They're adults. I even take care of most of my mom's stuff. but that's because that's my mom and she took care of me and vice versa like that. I just think that's how the two-way street of family should work when someone's up and it's

genuine. I'm not talking about the family members that show up when you get bread and are like, yo, can I have some money? Talk about the family members that you're with every day and have helped you. Yeah. That should be, and I think my kids are the same thing. But if you've created a life for yourself where you're always going to need help, not just, oh damn, I'm in a tight spot right now, where you've created this life for yourself.

that you cannot afford, you're always going to need help. You now put that... But you're always going to be in a tight spot because you don't prioritize. You don't... No, I'm not talking about her. I'm talking about him. The life that he's created for himself, he can't... Let's just say he can't...

Greg, I'm no shade to you, right? Let's not even use his name. But I've created this life where money is tight for me because I can't afford the life that I've created. I can't afford my kids. I can't afford my wife, whatever. So money is tight for me. For his mother, this is now my priority to accommodate how tight your life is.

For the rest of my life as well, I now have to continue to help you. This isn't just because, oh, we fell out hard times because of this. No, this is my life. I'm in a tight spot, at least for the next four years while I'm in school. So for the next four years, it is my job to accommodate your life and your life decisions because I'm your mother. No, no, no, not saying, but if you're in a position to where you can help and, like, you know, that's your son, that's your grandchildren. As a grandmother, as a grandparent, it is your duty to help family.

But what if I've wanted teeth? I've always wanted teeth. I'm super insecure. I'm dead ass. I'm not going to care about my teeth. Yeah, you went 10 years without them. You can go another three. See, I don't think that that's fair.

Especially when you gave me some money and now you asked for it back. He's saying that she's fucked. And I truly understand what you are saying to Maris in that regard. But also, Greg doesn't seem like some fuck up. Like he's married with kids and a student. Like it seems like he has a goal that he's trying to meet. And this is a family unit. It doesn't.

sound like he's just some guy that doesn't know what a condom is and has four kids and is still trying to figure out what he's going to do with his life. He seems like he has a plan and is a good father. So if one of his kids falls on hard times, especially with a medical problem, and he's in school with a goal to eventually probably make a good amount of money, yeah, grandma, I'm sorry, maybe the Beyonce concert is not as important as you think it is if you get 30K. Maybe those five-star restaurants are not it. I'm not saying she shouldn't go live her life.

Yeah, have fun. But I mean, if your family is in a jam and your son is like struggling, I think you should look at that first. If your son is a bum and you just have. Yeah, like if he ain't got shit going on and you been tried to help him out before and he just key, he's a fuck-up, then he's a fuck-up. You got just let him be a fuck-up. But if he's in school, he's busting his ass, he's trying to do things and, you know, things are tight for him right now. and then you, it's like, yeah, that's what you, you should focus on that.

Beyonce is going to be okay if you don't make it to that show. She's going to be fine. She's not going to miss your ticket. But like your family, like, yeah, they need help. They need, they're struggling right now. Help your family. I get what you're saying. But this, in this situation, in this medical, your son is not a bum.

Well, to be fair, he didn't, the baby didn't have a medical issue when she went to the concert. He said that that happened recently when she asked for the $3,000, dollars back. Same point, though. Of course. She shouldn't, like I said, she shouldn't ask for the money back. I just wanted to bring, that was fucking insane. I just wanted to bring in when Maher said, oh, your family should be a priority and it's like, I've already raised my damn son.

He's grown. He got kids of his own. At one point, do I become a priority? At one point, do, am I able to spend my money on me or I prioritize myself? Why should some? Because when you're a mother, your priority is always your children. So that goes on for the rest of my life. At no point can I ever prioritize myself?

That was just a conversation that I wanted And I understand that point, and I think it's great when grandparents or parents of older kids get that time for themselves finally. Like retirement, my kids are good. I raise them to be who they are and they don't need me to take care of them. To definitely go live their fucking life. Take that retirement money. Hopefully it doesn't have to go into paying some shit off for your kid. I think that's incredible.

But it's still a fact of life. Yeah. That has to be a thing at some point. So yeah, go live your life if you can, but there's still some responsibility, if need be. Like, you birthed that kid. That's your responsibility

for the rest of your life. No, it's only your responsibility to your 18. Anything you do afterwards is a choice. That is bullshit. Listen, that's sick. So you're going to let the law, the law determine when you're done to looking after your offspring?

No, not me. All I'm saying is that it's not a responsibility. It's not your responsibility. It is. It is not. Anything you do is, out of the kindness out of your heart and out of love. It is not a responsibility.

You gave birth to the fucking thing. It's your responsibility. To the thing. The thing is old enough to take care of itself. The thing is old enough to have a job. Yeah, but life happens. Circumstances happen. People always need help.

We lean on each other for everything. 90% of the country, probably more live check to check. Like, let's not act like he's a bum because he doesn't have a little extra cash laying around because he can't pay for his kids medical bills. Who prepares for medical emergencies? Not a lot of people have this like liquid. cash to just dump into medical procedure. Step in, you're the fucking grandmother.

Yeah, I don't think that is. You can't say illegal, but responsibly until you're 18, because that's the law. No. And that at holidays, don't look at me and say that I'll always be your baby or your child, if that's the case. Because then I'm not.

No, I'm with you. Cut her out. Even the fact that you can decide to not like take care of your child once they turn 18 is crazy to me. Like, think about what. when you were 18 of your parents decided like, yo, listen, you're 18 tomorrow. Time to get up out of here.

It happens to plenty of people, though. It's awful. That happens to a lot of people, but it's awful. That's sick. And I'm so happy that my parents never did me like that. Yeah, that's fucking crazy. Like 18? Like, you just graduated high school, right?

Like, what the fuck? I'm out. Like, that's it? Yeah, go to school, go to college. Find a job. Don't come back in here. Oh, yeah, you should frequent some Irish households. That's insane.

It kicks you in the ass. I'll tell you that. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, That's fucking insane. And let me not word it that way, because if I ever needed something, my parents would be there to help. But that is a mentality that we have. Like, it is time for you to grow the fuck up. Like, go figure it up.

Jesus. My parents would never let me be homeless. Yeah. But they want you to understand. But then there's also shame in having to go back home. So that kind of drives. Man, my parents was, my mom was to kick me out at 18. There's no way I'm going back home.

Like at that point, it's just like now we got beef. ever. Like, it's on site if I see you, Mom. Like, it's on site. That's why, that's how you end up living with Jamaican families in Newark. Yeah.

Like, I'm just kicking me out. It's like, nah, that's fucking crazy. I didn't think we were going to spend that long on that voicemail. I mean, it's an interesting topic. No, it is. It is. I don't even think, we don't need another voice

out to that. No. Nah, that's a good one. If Amara's a bum, she's going to have to figure it out. Shut up. You're going to cry like a baby the day Amara leaves the house. That's not, that's not bumming.

territory. You go to text it every hour. You know, you can always come back home. If Amara is 30 and can't get it together, of course, I'm going to make sure she's going to be okay. But kind of on Demaris aside, no, I'm not. My life is going to be dedicated to keeping up your lifestyle 30 when you don't want to get a fucking job or do anything.

That's bad parenting, in my opinion. Bro, do you say that now? If Amara's 30 and it doesn't have it figured out, you're not kicking out the house. There's a difference between not having figured out and being a bum. And you know that. Oh, yeah. I'm saying that she has a job. I'm not putting an age.

He has a job. She has a job. She's working. Also being financially responsible. I had to learn the hard way. I remember I got my first credit card and I ran it up. Oh, they ran up. They caught you outside of high school.

I ran it up and my dad, you stupid. No, they hit me in the mail on my 18th birthday. And I ran it up and my dad. I was like, dad, like I owe like 1,500. I was so young. 1,500 on my credit card. Like, can you pay it off for me? He was like, yeah, I'm going to pay it off for you.

But you need to adjust your lifestyle because very obviously I know you have a job. I know you're working, but you can't afford your lifestyle. So you need to adjust. And I was like, okay. And then what did I do? I went and I ran it up again. He said, I'm not paying it. He said, I'm not paying it.

I had to eventually pay that credit hard off myself. And it took me a while because I was bad with spending. But he was like, I'm not paying that off for you. Paying three grand instead of $1,500. I'm sure. Yeah. Oh, yeah, for sure. And I think that's good parenting to me.

The first one, like kids fuck up. You have to earn. I get it. I'll bail you out. But if you do it again, no. No. And it fucked my credit up. And I was so mad.

I'm like, you're a bad dad. And my credit's fucked up. your ass not to get an American Express credit card at 18 anyway, but then like you went, you took advantage of my kindness, you went and ran it up again. So now you have to live with that shit being on your credit card for being on your credit report for seven years. So deal with it.

What you was buying? Oh, God. Who fucking knows? Like just clothes food. I've always had a really bad food problem. Like a weave, $300 hair weaves come running into New York City. Swiping the credit card for the hair weave is crazy. I mean, pretty common. Yeah, fucking $300.

hundred dollar bundles get my hair done coming to new york city every five seconds like just young 19 year old girl shit i see that's where i'm i had no i'm conflict i didn't have a credit i didn't do that shit at all like mid 20s maybe because i i'm conflicted with that let's use a mara for example teaching that you could just swipe anything down without an actual like a limit of three grand rather than having three grand in your account i just think it's bad practice for an undeveloped brain yeah I think awful. And they try to trick you and be like, oh, you should get your kid a credit card early so they can build their credit. And it's like, yeah, I mean, if I'm going to pay for all their bullshit, then I'm building their credit, which is an option, but I don't think it's a way to teach your kid's financial responsibility.

Me paying off to build your credit in that regard. Right. There's other ways to build credit. And you just swiping down in college for any and everything is going to teach you terrible habits. And I'm going to bail you out and then you're going to go back to doing the same thing. Yeah. So yeah, here's a debit card, and that's going to say zero dollars on it eventually. So you're going to look at that number a bit different when you can see that it's subtracting.

Yeah. It's not reaching a limit. Yeah, credit cards for kids are. Kick your kids out at 28, not 18. Depends. I think it all depends on the kid. Yeah. Depends on the kid.

I think that's an incredible scenario if your kid can get a job in their 20s that pays well to save money and when they move out they can buy instead of rent. Yeah, that's a beautiful scenario. For sure. So it don't always happen like that. If that's a goal, yeah, stay till you're 30 if you want to stay in my house. That's great because you just want to throw money away for rent. The fuck?

So if you can stay in a city where your parents are and earn money, yeah, don't move out. It's fucking crazy. Never move out. But you may have to contribute to some of these groceries, even if I paid you to. Oh, yeah. No, definitely. You definitely got to help out at the crib, pay for a bill or two. The light bill is yours.

Wi-Fi cable is yours. Yeah, I think that's fair. That's fair. Teach kids that type of shit. Yeah. Because I know plenty of people that get out there and don't even know until they're in their 30s how to pay a con-ed bill.

Yeah. They've never paid a bill before. They even know where to go. So that's bad. That's the shit we should be learning in the school. Yeah. Got to keep us dumb. Keep teaching us about the annexation of Puerto Rico.

it's a great play what of my favorite football plays well Greg no shade to you we were we're still talking to Greg we're not still talking to Greg no but I just want to say Greg we're not calling you a long time ago we're not calling you a bum I just want to say

fuck your mother though shit he's saying fuck his mama big facts I can hear it's talking about it is fuck your mom not not fuck your mom Greg all right well

maybe reach out to your ex stepfather he seems like he's in a good financial place. Oh, he's having a lot of fun. He got 30. Whatever he is, yeah. He walked away from that lady. She seems to be a fucking black hole.

Just draining the pocket. Damn, you know what sucks? She's probably hitting him up too now, asking for more. Of course. No, she's definitely went back to sucky dick for sure. Damn. That's why she won't. Do you know Greg's mom?

That's what she wants a vineyard. Greg, fuck your mother. Like, what's up with you with Greg mom? You going crazy on Greg's moms? That's wild. You don't think there's grandmas out of here sucking dick for money? Oh, for sure. Oh, okay.

Anyway, this was great. They suck dick while the greens is cooking. They know how to time that why the greens are slow cooking. I'm telling you now, the era of grandmothers that's coming in right now does not know how to cook greens. Oh, no, this is almost over for the green cookers.

It's almost over for everything. Yeah, it's almost over. The green cookers is almost out of here. We're still here. We're passing it on. It's a very few left. Very few left. Damaris got it.

We still here. Very few left. Yeah, DeMaris got it, but it's a lot of people that don't got it, though. New era. Maza, scary. All right, y'all. You want to dance?

They were dancing Saturday. All right, we're not going to get in that. We'll talk about it. Yeah, we'll talk about it. Yeah. And I didn't like that. Yomi didn't invite her significant other. But that's neither here nor there.

We'll get to Pedro. She was working right. Oh, to the show. Yeah. All right. Fair enough. All right. Well, we'll talk to y'all soon, man.

You have the sign off that only you can give. Thank you, Yomi. Yomi. Thank you, Yomi. Well, we don't know how you did. Yeah, we got to wait, too. We have plenty of faith in Yombe. Let me not say thank you yet, y'all.

You know what's going on? We go see how this thing looks and how it sounds, but we have faith in you. Yeah. Edin and Maul got into another huge fight, so he had to take a few pods off. Why are you putting that out there? See, now they're going to be on Reddit. Like, I knew it. I knew it.

Mall was throwing cauliflower dunked in hot sauce at Eddn. Yeah, got violent in the green room. I yelled at Eddn. I told him to shut the fuck up when he's talking to me. He had to pay Sony Hall for the security footage. Yeah. Got rid of it. I stepped on that real quick.

Sorry, Edon. Fuck you. But no, Edin is on vacation. Well, well-deserved. He's local. So Yomi is holding a fort down while he's gone. I don't know. We appreciate y'all.

We'll talk to y'all soon. Enjoy your week. We'll be back in a few days to kick it with y'all. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. No one. A win is a win.

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