New Rory & MAL - Episode 230 | 2020-More

Episode Date: December 29, 2023

This episode was previously recorded. We’re closing in on New Years so it’s time to reflect. We share our wishes and things we’d like to leave behind in 2024. We go down some of the craziest stories of the year: Spy Balloons, Big Red Boots, UFOs, Jonathan Majors, Elon Musk vs. Mark Zuckerberg, Bobbi Altoff, the list goes on. Now it’s time for the music. We rank our top albums of the year and discuss this year in music. It’s time for the final two voicemails of the year. Tune in as we take you out of the final days of 2020-ME and help you transition into 2020-MORE. Thank you everyone for the ongoing support and we’ll see you in the New Year! Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Eddin - https://www.instagram.com/thankyoueddin/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. Julian definitely sits on public. No, but if you sit on it, you lay the... 100% cast on the airplane bowl. You lay, you lay like three layers. The porcelain. You lay three layers of, like...

That's a waste. Toil paper. Well, you mean, that's a waste. You're fucking making a boxers mitt with your fucking toilet paper. Baxter's mitt. I'm talking about it. I got a cut mat for my TV. You're looking like Rocky just to wipe your fucking asshole.

It's like he's taking cookies off the oven. Like, you know. No, worry. I've been active brand new. I ain't smoking on Oslo. Bitch, I'm smoking on you. Put your best be in a pack, and now I'm smoking her too. I've been boiling, so them hot.

Three. Ten. Nine. Oh, my God. Eight. Seven. My leg. Six.

Five. Four. Oh, my gosh. It's going to happen. Two. I'm going to. One. White women.

Happy New Year. Well, it's like in three days. Yeah. like three days. Yeah, I was to say it's not the new. It's Chinese New Year. No, it's, oh, Nihow. Definitely not.

In Australia right now, it's next year. All right, mate? No, they only like. They're not four days ahead of us? No, they're like 12 hours. It's like 13 hours ahead of us. 12 or 13 hours. They usually get albums before us, so I figure it's already 20, 24 there.

Yeah, no, not yet. Everyone excited. For the new year, new me, time to reset. Everything you did before doesn't matter. I'm a new person. You've never met me. It's been kind of, it hasn't been as bad with the meme. yet.

Oh, it'll get there. We didn't see the black lady on the steps like was she stepping over. Like, you know what I mean we get every year? Oh, yeah. Oh, it was in my algorithms for sure. Oh, where she like stretches five steps? Yeah, I didn't see it yet.

I haven't seen one of them yet. She leaves her kids behind every year. Yeah, well, most of them do that. So left her baby father since 2012. No, he's at Granny's house. Of course. Yeah, Grams. Yeah. Not that go.

We did 2023, 2020 me. So what's 2024? We did do that. My bad guy. 20-20 more. Yeah. 20 more. 20-20 more.

20-20 more. 20-4. Yeah. More hoaring more. More horrors. More with roar. Hell yeah. They want more horrors.

Yeah, you don't? No. I'm outside. I'm cool. There's an abundance of them, though. Yeah, so I don't think we need more. You think we need more horrors? But they're like roaches.

They just, you know. Damn. First of all, that's crazy. They just procreated. When do you get to that time? Like, is it a switch that goes off? in a young woman's head where she's like, I'm teetering on the fence of whoredom,

and then when do you make that full commitment? I mean, speak for yourself as well. I mean, I think women make that. I think women teethe are on that line a lot now because they see a lot of whores. We all hope. Living a life of, quote, luxury that they probably want,

like they're in the cubicle, like working women 9 to 5 in the cubicle. They're going on Instagram and see a whore in St. Bart's on a random Wednesday. Looks fun. Like crystal blue water. I think every woman thinks about selling ass a little bit. at that point?

I have. I commit after it happens the first time. I think they wake up the next day and it happened already and it's like,

huh, all right, this is me now. Wasn't too bad? Yeah, I survived. Yeah. DeMaris? It's kind of like

when you go get a like a vaccination. Go on. I'm fully committed. Like you scared at a needle at first and then once you're like that wasn't so bad.

Like heroin. Yeah. So like sell some ass. And you're addicted for life. Yeah. Sell some ass and you become a whore for life. You know, it's all right.

erased. Do you think you could give up the whole life? The whole life? No, no, not you specifically. Oh, I'm saying. Like, do hoes ever just completely shut? You can't retire, but you're a hoe.

Yeah. Yeah, it happens a lot. It doesn't stop after marriage. I actually think the professional hos do like the cut and dry done easier than the free hose. Like, the girls are just hove for nothing. For sport. I think that's more in their DNA than the women that hoe, like,

real, professionally. I think they easily cut it off once they find the final boss. Once they get their Bowser, like I think they're done with Mario. We didn't even people are going to love that one. Yeah. Hoing for real is, I feel like when you commit to it,

you're mentally checked out from actual emotional connection. So it's like, it's like when a basketball player puts on their jersey. It's the exact same thing. It's you're mentally, you're ready to do work. And then you can, yeah. Like Utah Jazz, hoars.

Like same thing. And then you hit the showers, basketball players hit the showers, and then you go about your day. Yeah. But it's the clock. I think like, Shaq is so much more than just a legend on the court. Yeah. You got to see.

Mariah Mills is the shack of this past NBA season. Is she? Is she? Can we leave her in 2023? Definitely. Because she made a little comeback right before the end of the year. But she tweeted something? Elon got her.

I think Elon, she was the first one Elon ever banned off the app. Trump is making a comeback. Putin's making a comeback. Like everyone can go on Twitter except for her. And I feel like she made a comeback towards the end of the year on some more Zion shit. Can we leave her alone? She told me, how about you got on a treadmill to leave her alone? You told me got on a treadmill lose weight.

That's so mean. One of the wildest things in 2023. You know, it took me like months to realize that was the same porn star. Oh, yeah. It took me going back on the porn sites, like in my own free time. I wasn't looking for her. Yeah. But then.

You put Zion in the search? I clicked a video that I had seen. before and I was like, oh, that's the same Zion chick. I never put two and two together. Yeah, she's like a legend. I just thought she was just some whore. Damn, gee? No, she was like, in her own right.

Legendary horror. Yeah. She was just some whore. Larry Bird of horror. We're talking this way because in 2024, this podcast, it's all about business politics, positive energy, yeah, right.

What, organization, organization, finances. Okay. Yes. I think we should go back to Rory's couch. Real estate. Real estate for sure Yeah, real estate.

Religion, getting right with God. Yeah. So today is we're just getting all our whore. 2020 more. Today. We're just getting our bullshit out. Do you guys have plans for the New Year's? I know that's a broad question.

I'm DJing for New Year's Eve. Where you at? Stumbling. Go figure. Stumbling? Stumbling? What time are you off? Pause. Got 2 a.m.

So I'm going to go crazy after that. That's a shitty time. Wait, what hour do you have? I'm there from like 9 to 2. Yeah. What time are you working? like DJ. 92.

Oh, so you're on through the whole night. Basically, yeah. But I'm like getting drunk and playing music for white people. Adding counting in the new year. Yeah. Oh, yeah. I'm definitely getting it. And there's no host.

I just don't know what song to play after. Wait, give me, like, can you give me just a little bit? Give me a taste, pause of your like speech. I'm like, you guys ready? Right before the 10 second countdown. I'm like, you guys ready? 10.

Oh, your wildest dreams are about to come true this year. It's your year. Why do you sound like Mickey? I was trying to like kind of like. I didn't sound like DJ. clue? No. No. I promise you didn't sell it. He goes quatro, trees, dos, I'm going to do it in Spanish.

I do it twice, yeah. Yeah, I don't know what's on to play. I don't know what's on to play. You know what's going to play. That's like four years ago, damn it. That's your shit right there, though. But Taylor Swift would not be in the whatever you play, don't play the French Montana and fad record. What's the ball drop? Is that one that people play it when they did that? Oh, God, no. Whoa, whoa. That's every year. It's just it came out. I like that drop.

Really? Oh, I guess I've been at the right. I would a right. parties. I'm out of white. No, it's a white establishment. They're not going to understand. They're not going to let you play hip hop in this. No, they're not going to understand the song. Yeah, no. It's not, they don't care about what I play. They think when you say fabulous, you're just referring to like someone that's dressed well. Yeah.

I think it was like 2011, maybe, New Year's, or 2012. Whenever Rihanna, we found love came out and Molly was popping. I was probably one of my favorite. Great ball drops. I'd play we'd made it. We found love at ball drop when you're on Molly in Hoboken. My body left earth. What about

a new level by Ferg. Because it was a new year. Come on. And you're on a new level now. Come on. Oh, yeah. I feel like with that crowd that'll hit. Yeah. But I think Taylor Swift would hit harder. What Taylor Swift record? A record. What about a bad bunny record? He's single now. I'm sure

you're happy. Motherfucker. I have no rebuttal. I guess. A lot more people are like, I feel like a lot of people didn't care as much as we thought we did. You care. Who thought we would care? A lot of people, sadly. A lot of people thought. A lot of People thought bad money would care about them caring about. Nobody cares really.

When I was pre-moving to New York and I was living in Chicago, I would come to New York and do raves for New Year's. It was like, remember the rave, peak Mollie Day. So like we're talking in 2011. Yeah. And I would go to like peer whatever. And like it would be like Harlow, Hardwell. Jack Harlow was there? No, no.

Hardwell is like the DJ. All these like big boom, big room DJs. And like. Martin Garrix. Yeah, yeah, exactly. Martin Garrick. like Swedish House Mafia, all those places, all those groups.

And we would take so much, Molly. I would stuff like golf ball size bag of pills in my grundle to get it in to the thing. And then I would just reach into my booths. No lie. You boofed it. I would reach it all the way up there. You boofed it. No, that

was for fun. I didn't have to. I wanted you to as my own choice. There were no dogs. But you would... I didn't even search you. That's just how I prefer to walk around my drugs. You would pick pills from your gooch all night with a problem doing that is. But you would keep it in your googe even after you got past security? No, no, because if you did, then you would sweat and it would dissolve into your, you don't want to entering your bloodstream through that. You don't wash your hands.

Isn't that like right? Yeah. Some people love to do that. Yeah. Some people love to do that. That sounds terrible. Put like Molly in their ass. I don't want to get that hot.

Like that's what's separating me from getting like that extra high. I'll be fine. I never wanted to get that high in my life. No. where I want to stick a pill in my ass. Wait, so what's your point? You have a problem at that point.

Yeah, like, what are you doing? Well, no, so we would, you know, we were young. We wouldn't be responsible or drink water. So we would just drink at the time, like vodka Red Bulls. And that would be our- I'm sure.

I'm sure your heart had a blast. My heart being through the charts, my back would get knotted up. And I would just like, I would like lock in like a turtle position. It was like five hours of rolling and dancing. And then as soon as all the drugs were off and everything were off,

I couldn't walk. Like, it was so, my whole body was so dehydrated. I'm surprised more kids haven't died, like, partying. Honestly. I'm sure a lot of it. I'm, I took so much dumb shit. I'm surprised nothing's happened to me and not going to work. Word.

I mean, that phase is over in my life. I did a lot of dumb shit. I'm glad it's over. A girl, a girl asked me the other day if I knew where to get Molly from. I mean, I got a guy. I looked at her like she was, do they even, do they even. I got a guy. Who has Molly?

That's not Molly. Well, I don't, I haven't taken it in a while, but. I don't know what it is. And don't take it. And don't take it. It's not Molly. I've heard it's good. It's fentany.

No. No, none of my friends have died. Thank you. Knock on wood again. Trust me when I tell you, there's no more Molly on the streets. It's fit no.

Well, the last time I took Molly, we were doing this podcast because I talked about it. Weisy and I went somewhere. I'll be honest. I didn't. Oh,

I connected with that guy. I didn't get super hot, to be quite honest. Where were you at again? We went to, um, it was like an EDM join, right? I set you up.

We did Paloza there a million times. It's, uh, in Brooklyn. Elsewhere. No, come on. Oh. What's about Palooza guys? Oh, Monarch.

The Marra. We're talking about like a huge venue. Oh, oh, all right, damn. Elsewhere. That's crazy. How dare you? You guys would be lucky to be there, right? And I didn't get that.

I mean, I could feel it. Don't get me wrong. But to Moll's point, I don't know if it was like really that much Mali in it. It's no more Molley. I mean, it's definitely not pure. I don't think any Mollies pure these days. There's nothing pure. Because you got it from the guys.

sent you to what in molly again yeah right now fentanyl death oh got it's just mbma who's are gonna be our frank lucas how are we gonna get the pure molly back yeah what country do we have to go so ecstasy before we put a bunch of shit in it oh i'm good on that yeah i could just look for molly in twenty twenty three is fucking insane you'd be surprised like why still do a lot i can probably get something tonight hasn't going away that much we're calm up that's just crazy that people are still trying to do that's outgrown it it's the younger kids are doing that's a young kid's drug that's not like something you carry into your late 20s Ketamine is the drug in New York now.

Yeah, that's the new shit now. Which is kind of wild. It's a fucking horse tranquilizer. Yeah, what the fuck? What do you do? You just want to go out and party on ketamine back? Back. What's that the spot that you were telling us about?

Where everybody's a little drug up? No. You know, elsewhere. The state, the city that, no, the city that everyone's like all fucked up. There's a whole documentary about it. Oh, Philly. Oh, in Philly. In Kensington Ave.

Kensington. Oh, yeah, yeah. Matthew Perry, the actor from Friends, his toxicology report was Laced ketamine. But he was taking it. He was prescribed that, yeah, that's different. I could definitely see a song in 2024 from one of these young little kids, ketamine on Kensington. That's definitely enough of course.

Good alliteration. Yeah. Y'all joking. See, that kid, that that ad is fucking. No, no, it's what I'm trying to say. Like, that shit is crazy. I cannot believe that's like modern day America. Never did ketamine.

I mean, it doesn't surprise. me too hard when some drugs are so openly available. What is a ketamine high like? Julian? Probably like Cratchett. Um, I heard with ketamine, it's, it's like the, you can, the whole, like, they say you fall into a K-hole and unlike other drugs where you, like, hit a ceiling and you can't really get, like, if you do so much coke, you can't be more coped out.

You're just coaked out. You're just trying to maintain a high. But with ketamine, there's no limit. So you can continue to go in what they call a K-hole where you're just like falling into. It can be hallucinogenic and whatever other effects that come along with it. But I guess there's no limit. So a lot of people chase the low.

Thankfully, I've never been attracted to downers or like any even remotely drugs that fall into that category. Pills never did it for me. Yeah. I like uppers. I rather stay with like shrooms and like bud. I mean, I knew there was a hallucinate, like, factor to it. But I didn't know what the regular ketamine. Like if I'm just going out with the bros, how much of the chaos?

Yeah, you want to drop the kale. People do it like folk. You snort it. I mean, see that takes me out of the running already because I'm not going to snort anything. I'm not like above people that snort stuff. That is a big commitment though.

Yeah, just, yeah, I'm cool. Kind of nice. That was my biggest thing to try and folks with. I just, I didn't like snorting this. I'd rather snort something and swallow something. See? Wait, what? I'd rather snort than swallow.

Swallowing Molly used to be the worst shit in the, are you bad at taking pills? I've snorted Molly before. Oh, that's why. What? You got to like really crush it. I feel like you would like on your way to like really being like hell like a duralic. Yeah, but look at him.

I can see you end up strung out like on the street somewhere. Nah, I think my mental wits would get me back to a better place. That's what all. Yeah. Smarter than everything. Remember the I mean, I said, I know my limit. Yeah. I do.

And that's why I went cold turkey. Remember you told us about the pre workout? I didn't know pre-workout. Yeah. Look, I experimented. You snored it pre-workout. Yeah. I found that out when we were in Cali.

It cut my It was like a strawberry kiwi Like we were all out of Coke Obviously that's where else Why else would I do it? And we want You were going to the gym? It's another eight ball left

But we were like you know what Save that for tomorrow I gotta go work out This was in college by the way It's like 2012 And we were out of Coke And we wanted to like We wanted to go out

So we were like We can't just drink Of course not Who does that? What are we freshmen? Yeah So we started cutting up lines of pre-workout. And it was like strawberry kiwi and it just all,

it just destroyed my sinuses. And then my nose just started bleeding immediately. And it was like blood and strawberry. It was like, it was so bad. Did you get a good workout? Did you get a high from it? I did.

Well, I tried both nostrils. Oh my God. After the first one, like, oh, it must have been my right nostrils. It couldn't have been because it was pre-workout. Oh, drug addicts was so fucking stupid. I ate some dumb shit. It was fun. Why would just, why don't I just drink some pre-workout?

Nah, that's how fun. Yeah. So your nose bleeding and you fucking shit breaks? If I knew that was going to happen, I probably wouldn't have done. No, you would have. Sugar crystals that are. Is that what it is? It's pretty thick.

Yeah. It doesn't really break down like you'd think it would. Drinking it, it doesn't break down. When I put it in with water, it's still. That's true. Drinking it doesn't break down like that. It doesn't break down in liquid. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I would, I feel like at that time, I would have snored at Kool-Aid. I would have snored it every. It was just fun to try. It was the nasal sensation that you were. Yeah, kind of into it. Well, hopefully you don't do that again. No, I'm leaving that behind.

I'm leaving that. Don't put, don't snort pre-workout in 2024. No more 20204. That's what else you guys want to leave behind? Any fashion trends or sayings? Well, stand on business. I think we should have just left two months ago regardless, but 2020, 2024, I don't want anyone to stand on business.

You want to write out. Let's leave that along. You don't want anybody to stand on business or you don't want the state of the term. Okay. Stand on business. You just want to lay down. Let's leave that with King's Street Dreams, like all that to stay in 2020. Street Dream.

Along with that phrase. Got it. Now I'm amping it up. Freem tilts backwards that can go. Nah. That's got like 10 years. Yeah. That's not going.

Yeah. That can go. It wasn't really that bad of a year for Lingo. I feel like we get Riz. Do we leave Riz behind? This is funny. It's a word of the year. I mean, I never.

I didn't I never said that You just showed him You just had it Rizzy Butler I guess Hmm Riz Clay Riz Clay I just feel like

22, 2021 we had way more awful phrases Like thank God it's just been Stand-up Yellow This year did go by Pretty fast though You think so

Who fuck are you telling There's a whole country That was disagree That this year won't buy Faire I think everybody Feels like this year Flew by

Yeah The people in Gaza Yeah What See when y'all make it weird Like that You got to say shit like that? What disappeared faster this year or their homes?

Oh, I thought you're going to say the free workout disappeared. I thought you're going to say the submarine, but never mind. That went by that. That one by really fast, man. We got over that so fast. There's so much shit that happened to shit that we don't even think about anymore. Yeah. Like what?

Like that submarine was insane. Yeah. And when was the last time y'all thought about that? They said that they heard people like yelling and screaming, but like they died immediately. That was crazy. Yeah, that they really stress. that what was in the news cycle? It was something with the Biden

that they were trying to bury or something was going on in foreign policy that they wanted to drag the submarine story to distract America while some fuck shit was going on behind the scenes. That's why they stretched it. They died in five minutes.

Less, I think. It was a crazy part. Yeah. Drag it out for a few days made it seem like they were looking at. They dragged that for like five days. They were cooked. Yeah.

Johnny Depp's trial was kind of fucking crazy this year. That was great. I forgot about that. Yeah. That was great, though. It's been a hell of a year for white women. That was a great Netflix special too.

Word. Amber Hurd. Oh, wow. Jonathan Majors girl. Mm-hmm. Taylor Swift. That Kevin James meme? Kevin James.

Oh, yeah. That was big for sure. That was a big year for Kevin James. Yeah. I finally saw Barbie speaking of white women. Oh, yeah? How'd you like it? It was really good.

Told you. It was good. Oh, why did you cry? You could tell you. If you didn't see it by now, you're not going to see it. Yeah. Well, it's on HBO Max now. So there's like no excuse not to go.

watch it. It just touched on a lot of like ups and downs of being a girl, like just being a woman. Like you really addressed like the misogyny and shit you face and shit. Like it was, it was interesting. I think I cried. Had a little breakdown moment.

Did you learn anything? Oh, you didn't hear. Of course he didn't. Julian just said he cried watching Barbie. Oh, that doesn't shock me either. Sounds about right, yeah. Watch it. Watch it with Amara. You have to watch it, yeah. I mean, Amara would like the colors. 11 months. No, it's more for you. It's just

It's the energy. She's going to cry. She wants to turn the channel. I'm telling you, how long is the movie she'll cry at some point? What the fuck are we watching? That's why she's going to cry. Turn this shit off.

Remember the Chinese spy balloon? Oh my God. Lori had a field day with that one. Remember when all the people took drugs when they got stuck in the mud at Burning Man? That was their solution? That was this year? That was this year?

Also, this man is at least just crazy to me. Twitter turned to X this year. Oh, yeah. That's not fucking wilds, y'all. Yeah. One of the biggest apps of our life just, change names. But we still call it Twitter.

I know. People still, I never even noticed that it, like, I noticed, but I didn't care about it, not being Twitter until I went to, like, search it in my, you know, you search your apps. And I kept such your Twitter and it wasn't coming up. And I was so pissed off. And I was like, oh, it's ex. And we had, what was it, unsip or sip or some shit like that plus threads?

Yeah. Yeah. That was, goofed. Y'all was going crazy on threads. Y'all was so hype my threads first drop. Who? You wasn't on threads? Rory was on threads for sure.

I think I have three tweets on, on threads. That's enough. What do they call the messaging? It's not called tweets. What do they call threads? Yeah. You thread it today. Preds in theory seemed like it was going to be great because Twitter was turning to X and then

right at that moment we thought we were getting the IG so we could stay in one app. Where they fucked up is they kept it in a different app. I'd probably still be on threads if it was on IG. It feels on the same app. If I could just hit threads in my app. They've integrated. You see it the little scroll. Yeah, they try to put ads in there.

They bring me to a whole other. I can't even see the whole thread. I have to go to the app to see everything. What those? big red boots this year? Yeah. Yes, they were. Those were in one month of that.

That was in February. The mischief boots. They were kind of cool, though. No, they were not. I liked it. They also made the big yellow crocks. That was their follow-up. Collab.

That didn't land. No. You know what did land? UFOs were confirmed this year. Yeah. Yeah, they rolled out two rotisserie chicken. Not the Mexican ones. I mean, like, Biden was like, by the way.

Not the Mexican one. They're out there. That's funny. 203 will go down in history, though. UFO is confirmed. And AI, like, was just fully in terms. I know AI existed before 2023, but it's just now part of everyday life and is taking over even more. I'm telling you, I don't believe me when I tell you, we don't care about shit anymore.

No. No. God, no. I keep telling, we could, I'm not, I'm not saying I wish this would happen. But if the president got assassinated, I promise you in two days, nobody would be talking about it. Shane Gill is a very funny bit. That's such a fascinating, bro. No, I think that is such a rare thing.

People don't care about shit. The last one that was assassinated was who? Kennedy, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Over 50 years ago, this would be the first one in a while. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. Nobody would. There was other attempts, but like, nobody would sell. Trump's mugshot came out this year. That's true. Gangster.

That's not a bad moochers. He's selling it. He's selling it as a, as a virtual baseball card. What do you mean? Like the portrait. So do I get the actual card? No, I think it's just virtual. It's like an NFT.

You get a piece of the actual suit. Yeah, you don't get an actual. I'm about to say that that's my Christmas gift that I want. He sells the picture in a baseball car for him on Magadalcom. But I don't get a piece of the suit. No. That's kind of why kind of. The movies are back.

DeMaris mentioned Barbie earlier, but it feels like films are back for the first time in a long time. True. Yeah, Oppenheimer went great. I saw both of these in theaters. Bill Murray dated Calice. That's what you got out of that. What about the Orpenter?

That was so ran. Killer Wells, like killing or hurting all their boats or whatever. That was crazy. I hope that continues on in 2024. Let's not leave that in 2023. I want the orcas to win. Yeah, I'm on Team Orca. We're on Team Orca? Yeah. Anything else we should leave in my more like new podcast? How do you guys feel about that? It's funny. I'm looking through like Vices top moments right now.

Yeah. And what they have is I think it was up at like number 40 because they have 203 of them. podcast died. That was one of their moments of 22. If you're hearing this podcast dying. I mean, they have a point. They do. Podcasting definitely took a shift from being one of the number one.

Shift but not died. No, but I can, I understand what they're saying. These are all like quick hit things. They're not explaining them, but I get what they're saying. The podcast boom definitely shifted from 2022 to 2023.

Yeah, I get it. drastically different. For sure. Can we leave behind girl dinner? What's girl dinner? Oh, that's what I wanted to. How come you had in? tell me that cis miss was a thing.

What is that? I've never heard that a day in my life. Hold on. Let's go one by one. If you have a cyst? No, like all the girl, like home girls get together like the, like the, like, Oh, sis. I don't even like a C-I-S. Yeah, no, C-I-S-S-M-E.

Yes. That's like that a condition. Like C-Y-S-T? Yeah, like C-Sysmiss. Like, that's the new thing that they're rolling out. Like Friends-Given. D-M-A. C-S-S-S-S-S. It doesn't sound.

I've never heard that before a damn like it doesn't sound Oh she got to get better friends see No we call it friends miss That's whacker I've never heard Fismiss miss Oh it is a thing

Is that Who made it? Is that saw and pepper? Oh Yeah cismus is a thing Girl dinner is basically How do I explain this properly? I don't know

I'm gonna demolish it Demaris It's just like girls Sometimes girls just eat random shit Like frozen food But I don't think that's a girl dinner thing Because I actually think That men do that way more

But they call it girl dinner Like a girl eat like a piece of cheese a cracker and an avocado and be like, I had dinner. But that's like skinny white girl shit. It's just being broke and thinking it's cute, not eating and then getting fucked up. It's being. It's, it's fucked up diet culture. Like, girls don't cook for it.

Wait, what does this call? Girl dinner. Girl dinner. And this is what they're doing? Like, what day is this girl dinner? Every day. No, it's just like, they just call it like girl dinner. Like, oh, I had a girl dinner.

Like I just ate like a cheese and like a grande, ice latte, a piece of cheese and a slice of bread. That's girl. White girl shit. go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We also leave behind

girl math and boy math. That'd be great. What was boy math? Uh, logic. Oh, boy math is, logic.

Boy math is not, is not wanting any kids. For everything. Setting up off pay. Add up the bill and I pay it. It's not wanting any kids, but they're never using condoms. That's boy math.

Oh, okay. That's, yeah. No, that's cold pulling out. That makes sense. Yeah. What are you talking about? Not everybody pulls out.

I didn't in 2020. Two. You calculated that? Are you pulling out in 2024? Oh, I'm pulling out right now. Yes, currently. 100% pulling out. Yeah.

Are you thinking about getting snipped? No. No way. You want like one more, right? You can reverse it, though. Yeah. But why? I feel like,

I would just not get snipped. I mean, why would I just not like try to be careful for it right now? Just for the long weekend. Yo, getting snip just for a weekend is crazy. Plan, plan B exists. Yeah, yeah. You know how crazy that is?

Like, yo, get my shit snip. You know what I mean? We're going to? Oh, to Vegas. Thursday to Monday. Yeah, like, what? So you just snip your shit, cut the shit off, and then like, no, you know what? Let me get my nuts back.

So, question. Don't worry, babe, by Tuesday, we'll be back on schedule. That's sick. When you snip, so nothing comes out. No, you still not. No, you still not, yeah. It's just not. I don't think there's any kids in your come.

Oh, that's it? It's just the... There's still like a substance. It's just the fluid sac. It's like skin milk, but you didn't shake it? God, yeah. You know that little white film at the top of the skin milk? It's powder milk.

Yeah, yeah. The, yeah. Like that. Roy, do you want for Amara, preferentially, would you want to have a brother or a sister? Probably brother. I don't know if I can go. Three in my head was like, you know,

when you're young, you have dreams. And then reality kicks in. Yeah. I was like three kids seems like a good amount, an affordable amount, and one that I could manage. I'm having trouble with one. Two is like the stars.

How long would you wait? I want to have another kid, but I've got to get better at this. You want like two years, three years? The first one is the roughest one. because you're new to it and you understand. Yeah. By the time Amar was three or four, you'll be a pro.

I will say 20, 24, I do not want to have another kid. Okay, so when's, 25, I would start thinking. I was going to say the real question is when's the next album, because it has to align. Yeah. Because I could never put an album out about a kid, yeah. Using my child. That's your bundle. Yeah.

How could the album have came out if I didn't say Amara's name for five seconds out of a whole week rollout? That is your bundle, though. That's your bundle back. Yeah. I mean, not even a week rollout. Six month rollout. Six months. It was like three years.

True. Sorry. That rollout was great. I'm sorry. But listen, it was all. The entire rollout I was using my child for the five seconds. I said, hey, I have a kid. Hey.

That's why you are. Oh, yeah, it's a good point, Julian. Because I would like to get another album out next year. But if I don't have a kid, how the fuck? It won't even work. It won't even work. It won't make no noise. Can't do.

How many more units do you think of Mara solo because I said on Instagram, I have a kid? And then I want. want Reddit to answer that too because they think that. Julian probably has the exact analytics. Yeah. I'm sure he can backtrack that. You can track your stream before you announce tomorrow. Show Julian can find that.

Not to be like corny and make it serious, but does everyone have like some goals for 2024? Have they thought about it? I did it with my therapist. It was really corny. What did you say? No, that's not corny. Well, I set up things in pillars.

Like I did. Oh, yeah, that's corny. Well, by pillars, it was just different sheets of paper. But I did. That's what pillars are. Yeah. Yeah. Your pillar. I mean, I didn't draw the pillar. It was just...

Spell pillar, Rory. Yeah. P-I-L-A-R. Oh, fuck. I think it's... I think it's a double-L. It is a double L. If I wrote it out, I probably... How you asked them I how to spell some...

You don't know how to spell it. It's such confidence that I was like, maybe he's right, but it's double-out. No, I know. Is it double O? It is. It is double O. Okay. That was close. And there's girls named P-L-R.

B-I-L-L-A-R. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. So how many pillars did you create? Three? I did fatherhood. I did self. I did work.

And then I did partner. So I had four. Okay. Yeah. At least two of them involved. What did you have to do with those pillars? I was writing out my like goals for each. Okay.

That's cute. That's cute. When a girl says it's cute. Yeah. Same way as me saying it was pretty gay. Yeah. Honestly, yeah. I enjoy.

It's nice to see those things though. And I'm glad I was able to flush some of those ideas out. You should vision boredom. Yeah. See, that's a lot for me. I can cut out pieces of magazines. You got a vision board, fatherhood, be a great dad. You got to see it every day to be a great dad.

Put a photo of Michael Jordan up there. Wait, what's your ideal like TV or movie dad? That's a really good question. I don't know if I've ever thought about that. That's a great question. Because then I'm like, maybe you aspire like that. Corey's dad from Boy Meets World. Such a good dad.

He took it Sean, too. Wasn't he a great fucking dad? And he had the Where I thought of moving next to Mr. Feeney So you also had like a second dad Right across the fence Feeney was top. Corey Matthew's dad was

He was that guy man It's corny He's probably one of my favorite team But Uncle Phil was Uncle Phil's time Yeah I call my dad Uncle Phil You guys now that you know my dad

You see his energy Yeah We call my dad Uncle Phil Yeah Your dad was way Your dad was way Uncle Phil when he was

When he was I'm saying like But Uncle Phil like the actor and real James Avery? Oh no, I don't know. He was probably pretty cool when he was younger. I'm talking about, no. He definitely got bitches.

I'm talking about fresh prints on the show. Oh, your dad definitely seemed like. Yeah, I mean, I think that was the- It was more like his presence. Like when dad's like a big, a large man, he can be like assertive when he needs to be. It's just that was like, it was always in the fun way, not in like the lawyer.

My dad's not a lawyer. Like it wasn't in like the judge way that. What about for you, Maul? Like Will's real dad I had it figured out in the show. But that's just, Oh, did he? Damn. What was he like four episodes?

He even got a hot meal and dip. What was your ideal TV movie, Dad? Bill Cosby. The Cosby's. I get it. That's everyone from here. You mean, you mean Huxable, not. Yes.

Okay. Huxdable, not Bill Cosby. I'm just making sure. No. Huxdable. You know clips. That was the, I remember coming home from school to watch that. Like, that was like a thing.

Yeah. You had to watch the Cosby show. That was a shit. Yeah. It wasn't Mr. Drummond from different strokes. come on you're from uptown i just thought never never wanted a white dad never wanted a white father roger from keen and kell was a fun uh tv dad yeah that was he was funny as hell yeah he was he was like briefly in the show though what was um what was

what was t and tamara's dad's name ray ray that was a good tv wasn't he also smart guys dad too no or am i thinking all black people look like yeah i think that's what it was definitely that they all had the same mustache did they not all At that time, they all had the same mustache. He did at that time. Definitely had the same mustache. Yeah. Smart guy dad was great.

Carl Winslow. Carl Winslow was a good dad. Yeah. Great TV dead. George Lopez. George Lopez was a good TV dad as well. Don't look at me. Don't look at me.

What was the daughter's name? I used to have a crush on her when I was young. I don't remember. Damn. What she looked like now? She looked right. I saw a picture. George Lopez show daughter.

H.D. Carmen was her name. Oh, Carmen Lopez. Damn, she's bad. Yeah, she looked good. Her name is, uh, her name is Macellalla Lucella Luce. show. Yeah. Damon Waynes, my wife and kids.

Oh, yeah. Great, great dad. Great TV dead. Oh, that's right. She wasn't even, I remember this. She was never Hispanic. She's Albanian. Yeah, there you go. That makes sense. There's a lot of Albanians in New York that could pass Spanish. Look at her. That's an Albanian woman. That's your type. She had an accent down and everything.

You call that spicy white. I mean, she is. She's Albanian. Paz playing as a Hispanic. Julian's dream would be an Albanian woman pretending to be Spanish. There you. that is pretty spicy that's a perfect scenario that's a dream girl

what's she doing now how old was she because I always felt like she's only she's only 38 right now so yeah because I was in junior high

she was born 85 gosh show was on yo Jonathan Majes is only 34 I'm not supposed he looks he looks pretty old he's reincarnated

he's reincarnated yeah he's an old he's been here before for you know not you're not I understand. He's definitely been here from there. I don't understand how hard I laughed at that shit last night just thinking about it.

No, he's one, like, have you seen that one photo of, like, when they were events in the telephone and there's someone in the background that looks like Jay-Z? I think Jonathan Majors is one of those people,

too. He's been... He's a time traveler, for sure. And, like, even if you believe in reincarnation, I don't think he was reincarnated. I think he's just been there as Jonathan Majors in each of these areas. He's born with old face.

Yeah, he definitely got that old... It's the lines on his forehead. Yeah, yeah. It's also the fact that he dresses like a cobbler. Like a, What? He doesn't feel himself. Like a cobbler. A cobbler. That's fucking funny.

It looks like he carries a nickel. Oh, definitely. He definitely has pennies just in case. He dresses like all the black people in Patriot. Damn. I don't know if you're allowed to see that. I don't know if you can say that. They were sharecroppers.

They weren't slaves. They made it very fucking clear that they were not slaves. So you can't get it. I love that movie. I just don't know if you're allowed to make that joke. And that was such a white people move. They were 100% slave. Yeah, for sure.

Whoever made the Patriots like, don't see your slaves. Even a black and white photo of him today. It looks like it's from the six days. Like he marks with King. It looks like it's from the, it looks like, yeah. That definitely looked like he was walking in Selma. He looks like Medga Evers in that picture. Is that a real, like, is that a real picture?

That's not from a set. That's not from a movie. That's like this. That's Megan Good right next to him. This is from now. Oh, wait, that's from, I thought this was a set. No, this is from December 18th. That's Megan Scott King.

Megan Scott King. David saw her. That's funny. That's crazy. Yeah, he, 34 years old is crazy. I didn't not know. He was only 34. I thought he was older than me.

He looks at it. Nah. That's funny, though. He don't look older than me? He, in the face. In the face he does. Uh-huh, but what's what? Well, once he takes his shirt off.

Yo. I was going to say they're not hiring somebody that's 45 to train for, like that movie he was in. Who you guys think is going to take his role? In what? Kang. I have no clue. I have no clue.

They might go get the token black guy. He's already in the universe. He's already in the universe. He's already in the universe. Oh, yeah. That's true. A black fan. Michael B. Jordan.

Don Cheadle's already in there. He's already in the universe. I said, I said Idris L with it. So he's not in it? No, that's who we were. He said Michael B. That's what we said. They're both in the MCU already. Does Kang have to be black?

Well, being that he's already been black, yes. Yeah. They can't just like... They did it with the mermaid. They did it in my wife and kids. I was going to say, they did it with the mermaid. They did not do that with the mermaid. What do you mean?

Me, me. Yeah. She was not... That's a completely different. A mermaid could be any color. They remade a movie. No, just like Santa, they have to be white. They remade a movie.

It's not a continuation. He already has movies out. Yeah, but this guy's blue. Like, he's not even a human. No, but in the movie rendition, in the MCU, he's already black. He's already black. Yeah. Like you can't just switch out.

Okay, last season he was black. Changing the color and an already black character for the MCU is crazy too. Yeah, no, they're not going to do that. Now, if they made him blue, I'm going to. I don't really want to go down this path for this last episode of the year. But between what Robert Downey Jr. was doing before and he's fine. That's a totally different time. But is it different?

He didn't do it. Iron Man was his redemption. Iron Man was his redemption. That was his comeback. He didn't do stupid shit while he was already in the MCU. And on top of that, the MCU was not as big as it was. Iron Man was the start of the MCU. Yeah.

Okay, nerd. Go ahead, D. Clean you're up. Okay, cool. That changes things. So, like... It does. I mean, the 90s and him going to fucking Cahole at that time compared to now, we're judging him way more now.

I'm saying, if I'm someone being canceled for something and everyone around me has done crazier shit, but because they didn't do it in the cancel culture era, they're fine, makes me... What did they rob it down to June and do? He used to just be, like, a drug addict. crazy. Alcoholic. A heroin addict. Can be canceled for me in a drug act. Yeah, but there's no. All right. There's plenty of people in Hollywood that have been

arrested in the 90s for domestic violence for wild shit that are doing just fine now. Yeah, but you're also- So it just shows that Hollywood doesn't really get a fuck about the act. They care about the environment of what's going on. You're a victim of your climate. Yeah, exactly. Yeah, that's not, yeah. That's too bad, bro.

Nobody, nobody truly cares. Like, we could just, with this whole. That's what I'm trying to. Nobody. I agree. It's just, but those are two different times. Girls are still posting videos with R. Kelly music on Instagram, TikTok. Damn, that's not my...

That's because they don't... My algorithm doesn't do that. No, they know exactly. He was on crack. Robert Don't need you. It was on crack. Yeah, he was on some... He was a legit drug addict.

Yeah. Was arrested multiple times. Yeah. Different times. And I'm not... Being a drug addict and... Oh, no. Not the vices.

And hitting women. But that's not even what he was... This is going to make me sound like I'm really... No, there's context. He was not convicted of hitting a woman. Right. Like, let's be clear on that. Oh, sorry.

Yeah. He was convicted for harassing a woman. Still. I mean, still. Self-harm. Frag versus that. There's still two different things. I think there were some people that were harmed

during Robert Downey Jr.'s. I believe it. I believe it. But that's just not the, that wasn't, he was. And I love Robert Downey Jr. I don't want to see him get canceled or bring stuff up.

I'm glad for his redemption. Same. My favorite actors. But I can just imagine being in that place that you're also in this fucking Marvel DC worlds. And you have people that have been arrested for wild shit. And I'm sitting here being arrested for harassing a woman.

It's on camera. and now I'm fired and my career is over. They tried to cancel Robert Downer Jr., though. I don't know if it was last year to you. They just ended up doing a Comedy Central Rock Thunder. For the Tropic Thunder, Black Daytime.

No, that was whack. Again, so they tried it, though. They tried it. Did they try it? They tried it. Yes, that was in the era of trying to clip everyone for their wrongs. He didn't do shit wrong.

Anyone that was on Joe Rogan, they were getting in trouble. Honestly. But it's social climate. Like, for example, Art Kelly back then, no one really bad at eye that crazy once that documentary came out, now we all care. Me Too movement.

Sure. No, I think it was important. Mm-hmm. Of course. Just imagine being convicted of harassing harassment. Or whatever the charge was of no intent to harm anyone, but there was a physical altercation because she's trying to smash your phone and you're trying to run. You're trying to get off.

And that's what you're arrested for convicted of. And I lose everything. And I look at the roster of all the Hollywood actors that are not getting five. that have done way wild or shit, I'd be fucking pissed if I was Jonathan Majors. I would think it was crazy. To be there. I don't know.

It's definitely crazy, but unfortunately we all knew that this was most likely going to happen. We knew. I think they were always going to let him go, even if he beat the case. Oh, yeah, because it's, I think they were always too. Bad, especially in this climate.

It's like, it doesn't matter what actually, like, just how people were like, well, he wasn't actually convicted of actually hurting her. It doesn't matter. People are going to read the bright, what Meg said, the black lines on the white background. It just says guilty. It doesn't matter.

The action is key. I'm sorry. I didn't want to go down that route for the last minute. But it just came up and what we were talking about. Did you guys know Kurt Cobain's daughter married Tony Hawk's son in 20203? Yeah, I did not know that. Kurt Cobain or Kirk Cobain's. Kurt Cobain, man. I swear to guy.

Look who Damaris think you talk about Kirk Cobang's. Nobody cares about Kirkgo bangs. He makes good music. No, he doesn't. He doesn't make good music in years. Kirkobains made, well, I haven't been keeping up with his career, but he made good music. Oh, he had some records. Yeah.

How many years ago was that? Over 10 years ago. Well, no, no, Kirkobane's daughter did not marry Tony Oxxon. Oh, that's hurt Cobain. Demaris said, wait, Kurt Cobain or Kirk Cobang's. Nobody's talking about Kirkobang's daughter and who she's married. Kurtz Cobain, yeah. He's a legend in the Houston sound.

I don't know if we'd get a lot of the Drake records the way we got him. I'll fuck with Kirkcobank, but I don't think, I don't think that we would be talking about his daughter, who his daughter. I'm not comparing him to Kurt Colby. Yeah, okay. Oh, speaking of dead idols. Oh, boy. Cute couple, by the way. Yeah, they look great. Speaking of dead idols,

I don't want to drag him because he can't defend himself. He wrapped it around a tree, as Damar said. But Paul Walker, at the time of his death, was openly dating a 16-year-old. If we want to talk about the difference in perception of what Wait, what? At the time of his death, he was openly dating a 16-year-old.

Let's openly, because I didn't know that. They were on the cover of people together. No way. Yep. As like new couple alert? Yeah, like. Or, hey, this guy's dating a fucking 16-year-old. No, like goals.

Like, oh, seen on, you know, the strip, Paul Walker and his da-da-da. Kind of wrong. She was 16. She was 23 when he died. So. He'd be. began dating her when she was 16. They were together for...

And how was he? She... How was he when he died? Not 17. No, but how was he when he died? Good question. Yeah, probably like I'm 40 years old. He was 40.

So he was 17 years older than her. God. And they were on the cover of magazines together. Different climate. And that was like, what year did he die? 2013. 2013. Yeah, I know how to be saying, like,

the parents, like, need to step in and be involved. when if I was 16 day in Paul Walker, I wouldn't want my parents to step in and be involved. I'm just saying. I wouldn't have a choice. Look at this. Please don't step in. There's articles from 2013.

So at the time of his death, she was 23. But, you know, all these very public, you know, sites and forums or all these photos of them together. That's wow. Yeah. Frank Ocean at Coachella. We got that this year. Did we?

We did. Well, one of the weekends What did we get? You know, we didn't get Elon Musk, Mark Zuckerberg fight. That new fucking happened. Elon don't want that smoke. Elon definitely doesn't want to beat this shit.

Yeah, you don't want that problem. We got two J. Cole and Drake collabs. All right. That's my favorite part. I'm going to fuck myself. My bad. No, that was fun. I don't know if that was like a monumental.

A lot of people wanted a Drake, J. Cole's. And that was another number one hit. And that was J. Cole's number one, first number one hit. The Montgomery. bra. Oh, yeah. Classic. Yeah.

Big, big moment. Oh, and the dude that was using a chair, he will not face any charges, right? Yeah. He was just clear. Justice. They should frame that chair. Framing the chairs. I don't know.

Give Montgomery. Hang it. Hang in the African American history. They should. Bobby Adolf. Oh, yeah, Bobby Adolf. Alt off. Yeah.

She came and went very fast. No, she just played tennis with Bobby Lee. that was a wilder. That was a wilder. But that was funny too, though. Yeah. That was a weird time. Was it? We still haven't gotten a lot of answers to that. The aliens, they just said, like, yo, they exist.

Is she still doing a show? I don't know. Yeah, but I think she's doing white people now. She just did Jessica Alba last month. Definitely doing white people. And then before that, I think she did a, what's the other white one? Colin Joe's wife. Yeah.

Scarlet Johansson. So she was like, she's going into her bag. Yeah. Did you just... What? He just referred to Scarlett Johansson as someone's wife. Like, oh, so was a wifey. Oh, yeah, Scarlett Johans.

Yeah. I mean, we all know here who Scarlett Johansson is. And it was Scarlett Johansson before Colin Jocs was anybody. But if you can't remember someone's name. Yeah. Oh, okay. I thought it was kind of like... He wasn't amounting her to just...

No. Yeah. Because she got... Collin Joseph is definitely Scarlet's husband. 100. 100. Okay. She sat down with Jason DeRulo and Asana.

Yeah. Did you get a text about that? I wish I could have been there for. for that one. In the sauna? Yeah. That's a crazy fit for the sauna. Was Asana on?

Yeah, that's what I'm thinking. Doesn't look like it. I've been trying to keep up with the gym and I had to Google yesterday. Can AirPods go in a steam room or a sauna? No. And everyone on Reddit told me yes, so I did not do it. Okay, good. Yeah.

Good job. Once I saw what Reddit said, I was like, I'm going to do the opposite. Yeah. Yeah, she got out of here pretty quickly. But what I will say is I didn't really know much about Funny Marco before her. And now I see him everywhere. He took off. He took off. He was pretty big.

He was popular. He was, but I feel like he's gotten way bigger. He's definitely got a home. Oh, go him. Yeah. Thank you for that news. He posted it. It was a happy month. Are you hating? Damn, he can't have a house? No. It's such a What?

Not everyone can't have a house, all right? It's just like that information. It's about Funny Marco. Oh, he just bought a home. It popped about my time. I like seeing people win like that. I like Funny Marco. Shut up. Is that John to me? Well, yeah, we didn't get it. That's Major Jonathan. That's Major Jonathan, not just the majors.

Yeah, who is that? That's Yadi. That's Yadi. That's Yadi? I'm sorry. I can't see it with the computer screen. Yeah, that's Yadi. If he never made it and had to join the reserves. Major Yadi. With the sealing challenge also happened this year.

Just want to bring that up. Yeah, what other challenges happened this year? Life. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I don't want to bring the mood down But did we have any major school shootings

Or anything like that this year? Yeah A lot of ones Too many of I know I'm not saying it was a low year There was one at a HBCU Correct? Yes

Yes Yes Yeah But like what was the big There was oh 11 top five mass shooting Yuval day was this year Yeah that was bad

That was really bad Yeah There have been more than 632 mass shootings this year Mm-hmm. Jesus. No, thank God, man. What would we do without guns keeping us safe?

That is wild. If you had a good guy with a gun at all 632 of those, would have went differently. Not for sure. Did that buffalo shooting happened this year? No. At the supermarket? That was last year?

That was last year, I think. That was crazy. The past three years have felt like just one long-ass year, so. Well, who's excited for the Epstein list? We get it in a few days. Oh man, I can't wait. Any predictions? I think you're going to have to delete that picture with old Billy Boy.

You were saying that in the group channel. This doesn't make us look any better. Everyone knows Bill has been on that list well before this review. Yeah, when the list came home. Y'all went over there. As has Trump. So y'all took a picture with a pedophile? No, he just went there for business.

Pictures of pedophiles before. What business? You do know not everyone that went to the island was finger fucking 12-year-old boys. Like, all right, Chris Rock was. Do you think Chris Rock was in that? Chris Rock wasn't there with. Epstein though. Oh, all right.

Difference. Who was he there with? It was a vacation. It was a vacation property. People were renting the property. No, he was on the flight logs. Yeah, renting the jet. Yeah, people own jets that you can rent.

Okay. Trump, what's the name was there 26 times, though? You haven't going anywhere 26 times. That's true. Like 26 times? He goes to the bathroom 26 times every taping. That's true. Been to Philly 26 times, bro.

Who? I don't think I've been to Philadelphia. You think I've been to Philadelphia a lot, but 26, I don't know about that. L.A. I've been to L.A. 26 times. We've done L.A. 26 times. You have been to L.A. 26 times.

But I've been L.A. 26 times. More than 26 times. But I lived in L.A., so it was different. It's different. Oh, okay. You've been to L.A. 26 times since you moved in New York. Exactly. For sure.

He's never moved to New York. He was born here. What he said he lived in. to LA. I'm from Africa. I'm from Africa. My fault. I don't know. Are you from Crenshaw? I don't know if I've taken 26 flights to LA. I'm sure you have. That's a lot of flights. Yes. Yeah. You've taken 26 flights though. I think y'all forget how much 26 is. Kind of like how I underestimated how much 48 is.

Yeah, I don't think I've taken 26 flights to L.A. That's why I'm trying to get that back. I did seven in the last two years. Let's do some math. On average, how many times a year do you think you go to L. 2 to 3 5 3 okay so we'll do 3 how old do you 100 a lot 3 divided by 41 or 1st 6 yeah plus 2 so that's you'd have to go to L.A 3 times for 13 years 3 times a year for 13 years I'm calling that's way more than possible you went to L.A. more than 3 times last year 15 and a half we went to L.A. like 4 5 times last year on average And, Maul, in 2021, you and I went to L.A. That's what I'm saying. Y'all were in L.A. every weekend. Yeah, we went a lot.

No, we did not. Yes, we did. And does it count when we left L.A. went to Mexico. And then we went back to L.A. That counts. That counts. That counts. That's two times in one trip. Boom. Wait, see that again?

We flew from New York to L.A. Then L.A. to Mexico City to L.A. That's two L.A. In one go. In one go. And then when we did L.A. Seattle to Mexico City to. Yes, we did. We did.

Seattle to L. Yeah, with a B. BT. We did it. BET. Yep. I was out there. VET was before we went to Mexico City. So then we did BET. When I left, though. When I left Mexico City, I came back to New York. What are you talking about?

No, you did not. I didn't go back to L.A. with y'all. First of all, I left Mexico City without y'all. What are you talking about? Oh, yeah, Rory might have went back to L.A. I don't think. Oh, maybe we went back to L.A.? Then you went to New York and went back to L.A. Maybe you went home to New York to get a new shirt and then you flew right to L. No, I came home.

I'm positive. I'm positive. I wouldn't have flown to L.A. What would I have went to back to L.A. for? You went back to New York because you did have a big ass suitcase and you want to change shit out. Yeah, you went to New York for like two days. No, we didn't go back there.

The interview with Jay Nicholson. Who's Jay Nicholson? J. Alphonse Nicholson? I thought it was Jack. I was like, we did Jack Nicholson? Like, Jay Alphonseon's. Yeah. Separate times.

Yeah. And we had to do another. I think we did logic, right? We did do logic at one point. No, logic was before Mexico. Yeah, logic was way before Mexico. This isn't really compelling content. But I know for a fact,

Ma went to New York like a day and then flew back to L.A. Two L.A. trips and one. Point still stands. You went to L.A. like six times a year. Because I went like four times with y'all. And y'all went without me as well. Y'all, you went to L.A. Naturally.

True. I just 26 flights is a lot. We spent the entire June in Los Angeles. Yeah. That was crazy. And we were at Vory's house at that time. Maybe. I might have taken 26 flights to L.A.

That's a lot, though. Who else do you think is going to be on the list? Like, who do you think is going to be out of, like, the usual suspects everyone's thrown out there? Is it like a sleeper? Like an actor we like. Yeah, I don't know. Like, every politician, current politician that's about to run for anything is on that. But also, like, that's the thing, like, because that was their circle.

Like, I don't think that that that's weird to see every politician on there because that was, they were all in that camp. That's weird. But it doesn't mean you were fucking kids. That example. That's your team, your camp. Not comparing. But it's like people that went to. Diddy's house for New Year's Eve.

Jesus. Like everyone in the hip-hop community will be on that list because that's what people did. Fair. Exactly. And I think a lot of people did nasty shit on Epstein's Island, but I'm not about to think every last person that's on that list, including Chris Rock, went there and fucking kid. Including Chris Rock?

I just don't see it. Jay Z and Beyonce were on the flight logs. I don't think they were fucking kids. Yeah, but we just, they rented a jet. They chartered a jet, a private jet that he owned. To go to the island. It's a private. Island.

I'm just saying they weren't there with Epstein. I'm saying that your guy, the big guy, was there with Epstein. I don't call him the big guy. Who's the big guy? His guy. That's Law's guy. My guy.

That's the big guy? That's what he called him. You call him that? It's a nickname. Sick. It's like a passcode on the island. Yeah. I'm with the big guy. They don't call it the presidential suite there. They call it the big guy suite.

Yeah. The big suite. dude yes um i'm afraid like an actor's gonna be in there like paul rudd i love paul run you just that was so crazy i know right out there like that i'm sorry i'm just afraid i love paul run man but why do you think he's gonna be i don't know just a random actor no it's gonna be actors it's gonna be like entertainers they're gonna you just picture edin in a dark room by himself on january second just yeah fresh please no pa please no pa please no pa yes that's hilarious that would suck that would suck he's mad wholesome justin timberlay

I'll be tight. JT's definitely going to be on there. Nah, don't say that. He was one of kids. Fuck. He was one of the kids. That's true.

Yo. That's where they took the Mickey Mouse kid from summer camp. Word, right? Damn. That was the graduation trip? Yeah.

Aw. I don't know if it was Photoshop or just my algorithms have gone to shit. I saw a picture of John B'Anne Ramsey and in the background someone spotted the Maxwell chick.

Gislein. Oh, Gislein. Yeah. And that put me in a whole... She's still alive, right? Yeah. Yeah. She's, well, in jail.

Yeah. Somewhere. And her father, I didn't know, was like a big wild pedophile that worked with Mother Teresa. Shocker. Damn. Yeah, Mother Teresa was in on the fucking kids. Galanes or John Bonnet Ramsey's? Gislein's father.

Gislein is hilarious. Was like a partner with Mother Teresa when it was fucking... Gailene. It's Galane, yeah. Gislein, yeah. But Gis Lane is hilarious. Yeah, he was nasty. I'll get it.

Shit runs deep. He's a spy and a frauder. Damn, then they got a lot going on. Being a spy sounds crazy. Oh, he has my mom's birthday. All right. What were your top 10 albums in here? Yeah.

What were your top 10 albums of 2023, Ma? Let's do the list. Everyone loves list. Do we get BDOT's list? Where's BDOTS list? Yeah, where is BDOTS list? You're not waiting for BDOT's list. Yes, I am.

No, you're not. Because I want to argue. Yeah. Yeah, I like to argue about that list shit. Roy just wants to argue to all every list that left him off yeah that's but beat out doesn't even do R&B so how can I argue with him no because you still want you

like there was rapping on my album yeah conway on there yeah that is true there was raping mine's labeled R&B so I would never argue that we don't care about labels if he does versus year though in Conway from my albums out on there then we have a fucking problem beat up I'll fool you top 10 albums of 2023

go mom do you have your list I'm sure you does my top 10 albums on the top of the head no order how about that I did R&B and rap Damn. 20 albums. Yeah. You had time. So we're doing R&B first?

Sure. Rory. Rory's album is definitely on my time. We're talking in no particular order. Damn. It existed in 2023. No particular order. Albums that came out.

There's albums that Mall can currently name. Made his album. Okay. I know he's not in our good grace right now. but Diddy's album. Who else had it? Brent Fias. Yeah.

Brent's album. You mentioned that a couple of times. Fire. Yeah. Naomi Sharon's album, wow. Never even heard you say wow before. Incredible. Thing back.

Have you ever heard them all say wow? Naomi Sharon's album is fucking crazy. It's incredible. Victoria Monet. Oh, look at that. Victoria Monet. Google listed me. Yeah.

I think it was. Oh, it's connected to my listening. You know how they know. Let them have it. Let them have it. The data web. Oh, so you listen to T-Page. It's your cache. On top of the covers.

In Janelle Monet. Yeah. Yeah. Janelle Monet. Victoria. You're just naming albums. We're doing top. I know, but I'm trying to help him out.

It's his old age. All right. Well, I listed mine, and this is an order, but I only stand by this at this moment. Within five minutes, it could change. Number one, I had Daniel Caesar, never enough. That's your number one album? I have R&B album of the year, yes. You didn't mention that.

well time. Same. It's a really good fucking album. No, it is a good album, but your favorite? Yeah, these are favorites. I was going back and forth between one and two. Wait, let me guess her two, because I feel like we have the same one. Okay. Sanfa. Yeah. I had earlier today, I had Sanfa at number one, but I put

Daniel Caesar. Number two, Sanfa, La Hai. Number three, Sleeper, hails, good things take time. I could have been number one for me, just a sleeper album for people that love R&B. Number four, Leon Thomas, Electric Dust.

Number five, Jordan Ward forward. Number six, Brent Fayette, larger than life. Seven, Victoria Monet. Jaguar II. Number eight, Mac Ayres, however you pronounce it in your own personal. Good Al. I say Ayers. Yeah. Comfortable enough. Number nine, Cleo Soheaven.

Number 10, Alex Isley and Terrace Martin, I left my heart in Lederah. Also, Teddy Swims'Omb was crazy. Kiana LaDais was great. Kali Uchis was great. And there was some more. But this list does not include my album, still emo by Emotional Oranges,

or Child Better Luck in the Next Life, or Diddy, because I didn't want to be biased. So I left those off the top 10. That's cool. You didn't like Naomi Sharon's album? Yeah, I did. I mean, you named it. Did it make the top 10?

Yeah. It was really great. Hip-hop? Should we stand R&B or go hip-hop? Do hip-hop. Yeah. Is there any other R&B albums that you guys like that? I would add,

I would have recognized at the end of the year? Yeah, I would add it not just, because I worked with her. But Mahalia's IRL is a very good album. I fuck her too. Jamison's Soft Spot. That's my dog. He has never released a bad album.

And I would put this more, it's not hip-hop nor R&B, but in the sake of the convoy, I would say it skews more in this lane. Yadi's album. Yeah, that's like more alternative. I was going to say, a lot of your alternative, right?

Had a cool. In Jungle's Volcano was in my one of my tie. It's not R&B really, but. Yeah. I was thinking that, but I didn't consider it. also which I didn't get a chance to get into Mariah the scientist

I didn't get into the album yet but I fuck with her so I'm sure it's good I plan. I like Mariah's music We can go to rap Mall Rap uh you can even give you your five I know Rory has 10 but you give five five okay uh

to me the best rap album this shit Nick Grant Sunday dinner for sure Scarlett Doja Cat Nice I know. I know. Favorites.

I know. Do it. Do it. Drake. Drake has to. But I don't want to say to like those type of name. Bro,

say it's fine. No one's going to judge you. But I was trying to find where to put scary hours three in my list, but it didn't make the 10. No. It's in my honorable mentions. That's cool.

Great escape? No. Little pump two. Pink tape. too early Magic 3 Yeah Okay

Magic 3 for sure No gift in the curse You said what Gifts in the curse That's Gunna Top 5 Not for me We're saying 10

I know It's just 10 To make it easier for him Oh Well 10 yeah Gunner's album was great Um So Gunna makes it

And thugs doesn't I would agree Yeah It didn't really it didn't really I didn't go back to it enough like that's how I'm based on like albums or songs are for albums that I go back to a lot Um

And you have Pink Friday 2 at number one right? No, I got Nick Grant Sunday then. Oh, sorry I couldn't hear Yeah and I'm... Oh um Shout to my um Aldo I'm him in Spanish Ram put out a great great album this year

Definitely one of my top rap albums of the year for sure Holy City Zoo Amazing album Amazing rap album this year. All right. No, hood, hottest princess? No.

That didn't really get no spins with me like that. Got it. My top 10 of albums that I liked, not the best. Number one, Mick Jenkins, The Patience. Number two, Killer Michael. Number three, Central C. and Dave. Split decision. Number four, Tyler the creator of the estate sale.

Number five, Russ Santiago. Number six, Nick Grant, Sunday dinner. number seven, Ketranata and Amine, number eight, no name Sundial, number nine, Nas Magic 3,

and number 10 was two. Ransom Directors Cut 4 and Earl Sweacher and Alchemist, Vort. You tied two albums for 10? Yeah, I didn't know.

Wow. You got a little good action one in there. Yeah. Not a lot of that. That Ketranata album is dope too. It's really good. Ketramina is great.

Kishmen, yeah. What was your honorable mentions again? I mean, I put Earl and Ransom together in that, but Larry June. both his projects in 20203 were fire. I really liked him. This again is just my personal, like when I was going back to what I listened to the most.

Like, Mc Jenkins, I ran that album into the fucking ground. Like, I think Doja Cat Scarlet, as much as you guys think I shitted on it, I still didn't think it was a bad album. I don't think you shat it on him, but... You said it wasn't a rap album. Yeah, I didn't feel it. That was what it was, yeah. It's a rap album.

Oh, now you... He's learning for 2020. It's a rap. It's a pop rap album. Are there any... Same Ketramine, you could say, is not a rap album, but it is. That's a rap album. It's like dance with raps on it.

And Doja Cats was pop with rap on it. Okay. Go ahead. Are there any takes, speaking of that, are there any takes that you guys made this year that you want to take back? That you want to walk back, like how you just walk that back? I don't remember. Yeah.

So many takes. It's kind of hate. And I don't, I don't want to be in a hating mood going, into the year. Not saying I won't hate in 2024. I was going to say, you will. I just didn't want to start, like, bring that energy into, like, the next three days. I want to pull back my utopia take. What about it? It's not a bad album, but I,

coming in here, that first two days, like, it felt like album of the year. It felt incredible. And it still is good. It just, I never want to go back to it. Yeah, same. Yeah. The album didn't really do it for me. I'm not going to lie. It's so, it. I thought you killed it on the review. Oh shit. Don't Talva's album came out this year, right? Yeah, I was surprised you didn't mention that, actually.

100% one of the best album. I was going to say. I was worried you didn't mention that. That's so much fucking music comes out. Yeah. Yeah. Apologies to people that I missed. Because like, even right

before we were about to record, Russ had one of my favorite rap albums. And I was like, oh, fuck. I have to like, add that in. And it went to number five. And I forgot it. That's why you had the tie. There was a lot of great music for 2023.

Nice. A lot of good music came out. It's just that a lot. A lot of, it's just music comes out. So fast. Yeah, so much. His last quarter was crazy. This stream of shit is crazy, bro.

It just came out. So I don't think it's fair to review it in the scope of this year. But one of my good friends and incredible music music. Conway had a cool album. Baz put out an incredible album. Conway had a good album too. It was very cool to be somewhat involved. And here's a little studio sessions just to see what he goes through to create those

albums, this guy lives and travels the world like no one I know. So it is literally world music. But it is rap, and he's saying some great shit on there, so check that out. Yeah, Boss, it's tough like putting out albums in December when it comes to like the list shit. I love that Boss

album, but I'd feel weird putting it on a little. It should be judged against next year. Yeah, it got to be judged. It was going to next year. Same way we judged his album for this year when it came out in December. I think Boss deserves the same thing. But Low Pump 2. Like, come on. Classic. That came out.

Of course, the inevitable Lloyd Banks, third one. Conways won't he do it? Yeah, there was... MacLamore, Ben. Yo. That is his name? Oh, yeah, we got Jackman this year, right? We did get Jackman this year.

Jackman wasn't bad. It wasn't on your top 10, though. Yeah. It wasn't because I didn't have replay, to me, replay value. Who the fuck am I at the end of the day? These lists were for our personal opinions, not what the top 10. Could Jackman be a top 10 rap album? Maybe.

I don't know. The Great Escape came out this year? Yes. Yeah. Shit. Yeah, man. Another good album this year. Crazy.

For all the dogs, I didn't know, not that it would have made my top 10 on either. That's R&B though, right? You would have to put that as an R&B album. For all the dogs? Yeah. I think it's listed as hip-hop. Not if you include. scary hours in it no i wouldn't include scary hours i was for all the dogs is not in an

rb album yeah it's a scary hours three would have made my top 10 i'm not even getting into that what are we even scary hours is a is a r&b album yeah yeah that's not come on what you told me it's a scary hours three i separated that could have made my top 10 rap it's my honorable mention that could have made right there at 11 what is that no but okay so the deluxe the deluxe the deluxe but that's what i'm saying it's the lux of the album of all the dogs so for all the dogs you think is a is a rmbia um Yes. It is not.

For all the dogs? I don't think so. It's hip-hop. I understand there's R&B like implements, but like... 80% of the album is R&B. It's kind of like a Doja Cat, the same thing you went through it. Doja Cat album is a Griselda album compared to For All the Dogs. That's...

That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. That shit is a full... Full Derringer album. We're going down that fucking robin. What copy you got to for all the dogs? Let me hear the copy you got.

Wait, why are you guys saying it's a slight because I'm a calling an R&R&A? No, I don't think there's nothing. It's not a slight. It's just more like... It is. 80% of the album is R&B. Yeah, but then it's weird for you to say that Scary Hour's 3 is then now it makes it into an R&B album.

No, I would separate. Scary Hours 3 to me, the same way I put Tyler sales estate, that's a deluxe from an album from two years ago. But his deluxe was nine fucking songs. So to me, that's a project. His Deluxe is an album. And Scary Hour's 3 was 6.

It's six. That's an album. That's longer than Dave in Central C, which I had at like number of fucking three. Okay, I see what you're saying. I believe that whole... Scary hours three to me is a separate project than for all the dogs.

I'm saying for all the dogs, if you go off that track list, that is 80% Army. Okay, I see what you mean. You take out the Yeet fucking song. Yeah, but you can do that. And first person, I said 80%.

Daylight, that yeet track? Amen is... Amen. Amen is rap. He raps on Virginia Beach. Yeah. He wraps on damn near every song.

First person shooter is rap. No, he mentioned that, But what are you talking about, so track 8 through What about the bad bunny show? 14. 8 a.m. Charlotte.

8 a.m. Charlotte. What would Pluto do for a second? That's also, then from 16 for the rest of the fucking album. Rich baby daddy was rap. All right. What about the 17 songs

in between everything you guys are saying? 80. You said 80%. 80%? Yes, he sings some hooks. He's rapping on this whole album. He said, Yo, I'm sorry.

What's in that? wine. That's wine. There's wine in here today. It's our holiday party. Rome Streets had a good album to, Noise Community 5. Shout to Rome Street. That album was dope.

Virginia Beach, half rap, half rap, half on. Amen, half rap, half R&B. Cancels each other out. Cancels each other out. Yes. If they're half and half, cancel each other out. Okay. The only full rap songs on here are the Yeet song.

First person shooter. Daylight. Daylight. And, uh, rich baby daddy. Four songs. And, um, away from home. Polar opposites.

Five out of 23. Polar opposites. It's a rap song. What? Just because it's slow, it's still rap. 8.m. Charlotte is rap.

Polar opposites. God damn. That's right. Polar opposites might be hungry. Yeah. Are y'all crazy? This is rap? This is rap?

I'm just... What's in y'all cups? I agree to it now. Poli. Poli. Polis. this might be the one that I'll give you as being on. So, all right, so five out of 23.

Do the math I went to public school. That's 80% right? No. God. Yeah. What you're saying? Five out of 23 is rap? Yeah.

So that would be 80% R&B. Five out of 23? Five rap songs out of 23 songs. The rest is R&B. 80% R&B. 60%. I don't agree. I don't agree with that.

Yeah, 60%. All right, so it's an R&B up. It's over 50, right? I mean, sure. That's passing, right? 60%. If it was 51%. Still valid.

Well, it was a good year for music. Hopefully, 2024 is a better year for music. And hopefully we get some better streaming pay for these artists. Seeing some shit Snoop Dogg said he streamed a billion or something. I believe it. That was a little misleading. He made $16,000, something like that.

That's a little misleading because of the deal Snoop has been in. Like, don't... Yes, that's extremely fucked up, but that's because the deals are also fucked up. I also think artists are underpaid, but if it has to be cut by seven different record labels before it gets to you, yeah, you're gonna get 4K.

It's like mommy. If Russ streams that amount, that's what I was saying. That's what I was saying. $40,000. Yeah, that's why Rory's big independent. Yeah. Because I stream the same as Snoop, and that's, you know...

Well, you could stream a quarter of what he does and make that same amount. Actually, yeah. Sick. Yes. Yeah. Mine has made more than $40,000. So that is, the splits are fucked up.

Don't get me wrong, but it's misleading when Snoop says that, that that's how streaming goes for artists. Yeah. But, you know. Are we trying to leave voicemails behind for 2024? I don't know. Oh. We need more voicemails.

Let's get some VMs. Yeah. I might set up my voicemail on my phone in 2024. Am I the person that has my voicemail on? No, I have mine. I think my inbox is full, though. I have one. Roy made fun of mine.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yours is fucking. I don't know. I think I say I can't come to the phone. and I'll leave a message and I'll get back to as soon as possible. No shit, that's why you didn't answer. I can't come to the phone center. Oh, I think, you know what I think Roy Killed me for?

I think I say, hey, this is Julian. That's what. And he said no fucking shit. I think he let, like, he didn't leave a message, but he texted me and goes, why the fuck? He was like, no shit it's you. It's like, I just think voicemails on your phone is just like, what? It's unnecessary. How?

How? Because if you, if you, if it's somebody that knows you personally, right? Usually what happens is if I call you, no answer, I'll text you. Okay. Right. So that kind of like... I mean, we do have voice messages now for phones. Voice notes, voice messages.

Like, I just don't know if you call me and it goes to my voicemail. I don't know if you should leave me a voicemail. You know, there's a video mail now too, right? And there's also people who call your phone, like, you know, like when people like apply for jobs and stuff, people like call them and want to know that they have the right person. That's why it's okay to say, hey, this is Julian. That's usually email, though. Like jobs, you usually email you. Doctors, anything.

It's useful. There's a reason why. They exist for a reason. Yeah, confirm your appointment. They usually text me to confirm my appointments. Okay, my bad. There's not in the future, right? There's also older people.

My dentist texts me, my doctors, like, they send the text. You don't all have the platinum plan for insurance, right? No, it's just that they do. When they call to confirm that you have chlamydia, like, can you have so-and-so call me back on this? Yeah, I hate when that. Yeah, because they can't tell you over. They can't tell you over it. No, you know what they do now.

they have... What do they do? There's an app. There's an app. It's kind of nice. You don't have to call it because like you said, they can't give you that information over the phone, but they can upload the results on an app. And it texts you says,

hey, your results have been uploaded on. Oh, yeah. I have my... The dashboard thingy. Yeah, that's kind of nice. I forgot when it... Yeah, so you don't need voicemails, what I'm saying. No, I mean, well...

I like a good voicemail. My mom still leaves me voicemails. It must be nice. Mom... That's my thing. That's for moms. That's for that generation. I think, guys.

I really love it. of that joke. My mother will call me and say, hey, it's mom, no shit. That's on the caller ID. That drives me crazy. Mine doesn't really do that anymore. If she called me,

if my mom called me and I don't answer, she texts me right after she called me. It's like literally. If I missed the call, she's sending a text. I'm sorry. You guys don't want to leave moms behind the 2020s?

Well, I mean, that was well, that was 2021. Yeah, a couple of New Year's that was 21. Yeah, that's crazy, right? Damn. Yeah. Holy shit.

We were still recording at WTF. Wow. Yeah, we weren't even recording it. I didn't even really know Ed and then. Yeah. But I remember when I started to get to know Ed and one of the first things, one of you guys told me about him was his motherhood just passed. That was one of the first things.

I mean, that's a fair thing to that. Then I was like, how would I react to that? All right. Word that differently. It wasn't like, this is Ed and his favorite color is green and his mother's past. That's not what we said. I met you the week you came back. That was the week I moved to New York was the week.

I shared nuggets with you. Remember that? Yeah. Popeyes. Yeah. Yeah. Like, I think we mentioned it because like mother jokes were being said.

I think we didn't lead with that. Yeah. Yeah, Edd's mom's. But often, I think with me, if it didn't come up, I wouldn't have been thinking about it. But if you tell me some information, not in this case,

but like my instinct would want to be to bring it up and to joke about it. I got it. Not, not, I just met it and I wasn't going to go out of him. Like, that's fucked up. You shouldn't do it to anybody. Yeah, you should do it. Well, you're my friend.

No, I'm not saying if like only one the mother dies card, but I'm saying like usually if someone says, hey, this just happened, like try not to talk about it. I'm going to want to talk about it. That's pretty overbearing. Yeah, it's kind of overbearing. Yeah. Don't tell me the thing and then I won't feel obligated to. Okay. Everyone will walk around in the world under your rules. Yeah, that's crazy. What are we talking about? Don't tell you about my problem. Don't tell me about your trauma because I'll just make fun of it. Like everyone knows that about me. If you meet someone, that's a definition of an asshole. I kind of understand what Julian is saying.

Thank you. If a girl walks in and if Damaris has a home girl here and she walks on a home girl and she'd be like, yo, it's my home girl like, yo, you know, she was just like her boyfriend just beat her ass like two girls. Sorry, that's not funny. Don't make any domestic violence jokes. Yeah, I'm going to make you a sandwich. Like at some point during the conversation, I'm going to be like, yo, yeah, so you are all right? No, you're not. Are you really?

It's hard not to. Why would you do that? You can hold water. So we know who on the team can't hold secrets. No, no, no. It's not about that. It's not that. Because I wouldn't tell somebody else like, yo.

So it's not that I can't hold water. It's just that the person is sitting right here and they're talking about something that's going to be hard for me to hear what you just told me. And I'm like, yeah, like, she got glasses on her. She got a fucking knot on the side of her head.

That's way different. She's a black eye. Yes, that's something that you just maybe dress. Yeah, you'd be like what happened. But if Jamaris walks in and says that. No, I don't have a problem with just diverting and never talking about domestic violence. But if it comes up.

But it would be on your mind. All it would be the time when they'd be like, yeah, you know, just random. in a conversation like these girls be putting up with these niggas man ain't no more good niggas in the world. They don't make them like they used to. That's his dirty Mac.

You're a lot of his OD dirty Mac. Julian on their head and would be like just kidding. When have y'all ever seen me? Oh, damn. That's the difference between the two of them. Ball would use it as a chance to dirty Mac. When have y'all ever seen me dirty Mac? When? Pain the tab was dirty Mac. I would show her this.

Pan of Tab was dirty Mac. Was that this year last year? That's not dirty Mac. It's like seven years ago. She didn't even like it. I would show her this meme. I'm not going to show that's on the screen. We're not joking about domestic violence. We have voice. Voice. Julian does.

No more that. No more that. No more Julian. No more 24. No more 24. No more fucking making crackings about people's trauma. That's, that's not fair. Yeah, that's all that's what you mean.

That's not fair. Julian is like, that's my go-to. That's all I'm all. I'm not that complex. I just, that's all I have. That's my only move. Compensating. You've got mail.

All right. This is a fun voicemail. Hey, guys. It's Nick from Baltimore. Would you stay together with a girl who you love but your whole family hates? Then with my girlfriend for a year,

but she's got the long ball with someone in my family and has put me in a real odd spot. Love the pod. Come to the DMV. See you. We will be in the DMV very shortly. We'll be in D.C.

First quarter, somewhere. 24. Would you start? stay with your girlfriend if your family didn't like or approve or had a little issue with her. It depends on what the issue is. Yeah, I guess I got to know what they don't like her. What don't they like? Because if my mom

doesn't like my girlfriend, my mom pretty much gets along and loves everybody. So if she doesn't like my girlfriend of mine, there's something there. There's like I have to at least. Interesting that you guys are assuming it's the mother. Well, it could be the father. But if it's not the mother, who gives a fuck? So that's also another conversation. Like if my cousin doesn't like my

girlfriend, you think I'm going to be considering, yo, I'll Leave her. Get the fuck. I don't even see my cousin. A sister or a brother. I would have to know why. Like, what is it? Like, if one of my brothers doesn't like a girlfriend of mine, that's usually because

they have some information about her. Like, yo, you know, the homies was kind of like, you know what I mean? He had a little fun with her down at Myrtle Beach. That's what your mom knows? They had her on Myrtle Beach. No, I'm so fucking. Not my brother. Not my mom.

What about your twin? Could you be with somebody who just didn't click well with your twin? Your treacherous. Yeah. I would just keep them apart. That's all. It is really just a female thing. You're going to, okay, so let's say you had a girlfriend.

You go and hang with your family for like Christmas or New Year's. You would just, what, not bring your girlfriend? Yep. No, but say you were more serious. I know in this guy's case, they're only dating for a year. But say this is someone your long-term partner. But my sister's, like my family, they know how to be cordial with somebody even if they don't like them. Like if I'm with a girl and that's my girlfriend and my sisters or my brothers ain't really feeling or my mom ain't feeling.

They'll still be cordial. They're not going to be like, oh, he bought this. bitch. They ain't going to say that out loud. Like, that's not, they don't get down it. They respect me too much. But it's also unfair to have your girlfriend around somebody who doesn't like her. Even if they are pretending. But I would have, that's what I'm saying, why don't they like you

though? Like, it's, we got, why, what did you do? What did you say? What happened? Like some, I need to know why. Why doesn't my mom like my girlfriend? Why doesn't my mom or my sister's like my girlfriend? What happened? Well, Nick, let's definitely send us a follow up, though. Words. Because we need to know. Have you ever dated somebody and they, and their family didn't like

you? No. Family didn't like me, no. I've had the reverse. But that's because my mom finds things to hate in everyone. So it's like, my mom's the opposite of yours. If my mom doesn't like someone, it's not that big a deal because my mom doesn't really like anyone. Yeah. And I think that's why it's important knowing who your mom is. Yeah. My mom loves, she gets, for the most part, she loves it.

Now, if you, she gets some shady, weird vibes from you, she'll let me know. Like, yo, don't bring that girl ahead no more. I've hooked up with women and my parents are like, are you done with that one yet? Yeah. I'll do that, but they won't mind. I'm not bringing barely anyone meets my family. But my mom will like see and pass me. Like you mentioned it.

Like, yeah, like, except for Goldlink. What? What? Excuse me? Anyone in the green room could meet your parents. What are you talking about? That doesn't know. There were like 40 people met your parents.

Oh, I'm saying romantic. Not like, I'm not hiding my parents. I'm talking like romantic relationship. I watched strangers in a green room meet them. What are you talking about? Yeah, no. It got to be, I got to know why. I got to know why.

Why doesn't my family not like my girlfriend? Like, what does this? Something happened. Because they just don't like it for no reason. No. Something happened. What if it is her fault? Then you're really in a weird position.

Oh, the parents' fault you're saying. No, what if it's your girlfriend's fault? Oh, yeah. What if she fucked up? And it was kind of out of her character. Maybe she was nervous because she was meeting the family. Like my sister just did some weird shit. And now your family, rightfully so is like, yeah, we have a weird vibe with her.

She tried to flush the toilet after Thanksgiving. Oh, hell no. Who forgets to flush a toilet? Sometimes people forget to flush the toilet. That's my biggest fear. I'm breaking up with a girl if she forgot the flush of the toilet. I might dump you if you got the flush of the toilet. It is a red flag.

That's a huge red flag. Forgetting to flush the toilet is a red flag. Absolutely. That's the final flag for me. What kind of hygiene do you have? Forgetting to flush a toilet? You know what can happen? How is that?

Were you drunk? This happened to me once. Were you drunk? No, no, no. You don't even wash your hands. You don't count. Yeah, two things can be true. So the one time I didn't flush the toilet that I can remember to defend.

to defend Ameris, I was doom scrolling while I was on the toilet. And I forgot if I actually took a shit or not. That's how long I was on the toilet. So did you wipe gas? Technically, did you get up like it was just a regular chair? No, because sometimes when you lock it in me, why are you sitting down?

I've been sitting at my desk. Why are you sitting down on the toilet? If you're not shit down, you think you have to poop, but you don't actually poop. Those poop. Yeah, those poops do happen. Yes. Yeah.

You fart a little bit. Yeah, but you still got to double check. Yeah, I don't check the toilet? You might crown, but like, nothing comes out. If I crown, I'm shitting. Yeah. Like, what is that? How old are you?

It's going back in to just chill. Well, you know, you know Julian's asshole. Come on. Why do you know? Yeah, I don't. And why do you look at us for a confirmation? Yeah, come on, guys. I don't know if I could agree with that.

Like, if I sit on the toilet and I don't shit, I didn't crown. It was gas. It was like, you know how sometimes your stomach is griping? Like, let me go sit down the toilet. And it's just gas. Like, cool, but I'm not crowning. Even with gas, it can your asshole. outside the, like, open, it goes

Yeah. Well, Crown, I thought you meant like with the shit. Well, I was initially meaning that. Like, I see the heads. Like that. But from the, from the fart, you can, your asshole can, you know, breathe. You know when it's a shard, though.

You don't check the toilet, bro? Anytime I fart on the toilet, I'm going to check with some toilet paper to make sure it wasn't a wet for it. You, I always have a baby wipes. If I just fart, I'm still, like, cleaning my ass like I took a shit. Wife in your ass after fart's crazy.

I do it. I mean, I get it. There is a term for that. I do it. Which is. Oh, okay. On the toilet? The mall has told y'all his ass.

Isn't that what gay men do? All right. He's told y'all that. But no, if I'm sitting on the toilet, like, and I'm farting. Last bleep of 2020. I'm definitely fucking using baby wipes and shit like that before I get up. All right. No, I'm saying to the matter of point.

A baby wipe after you fart is a gay man about to go on a first date. That's sick. How? What? Why? I can see it. There's still fecal matter when you fart. Tell me more.

Yeah. Who's his name? If you want to, it's like when you, it's like right. before you treat the area. If he scores. It's like right before you get a tattoo. About to go on the Senate floor. You shave, probably shave your asshole.

You shave and then you like wipe the alcohol wipe to get the tattoo. You want that thing to be as sterile as possible. Wait, you know this. You want your asshole to be as sterile as possible. Or you just as a grown man, you don't want to have a shitty ass when you're walking around. Fair. But also if you were to get entered, it'd be close. I mean, he's 42.

His parts might be crazy. You don't want you, you don't want stays in your droves. Like, yeah. That's true. You're vegan and 42. Your force may be wild. Yeah. No. I feel like you...

There's no way... Like, I feel like your shit scatters. Be me. Like, you hit the wall, the bull. Like, I feel like vegan... Why do you feel that about him? Yeah, what do you feel? I feel like vegan...

Purely to his diet. I feel like vegan shits aren't whole. His... Like, it's weak. His shits are probably whaler than yours. He has a lot of fiber in his eyes. You have a lot of, like, dead meat rotting your intestines. And it was delicious.

And pre-working. I just had chick filet before that. When was the last time you guys had to double flush? I'll double flush all the time. Oh, dang. No, not off the courtesy. These toilets aren't the best.

These toilets aren't the best. Off a slug. I double flush on these because they take a while. And it take a minute. Yeah. But how? That's, you can flush your blanket down.

Yeah, these toilets suck. Not for my shit. That's why you have to double flush. No, like suck. Like they, yeah, like that shit is like a airplane toilet. Yeah. It's weak because it.

It's weak? Because it also sends shit back. Remember we had the problem where it was taking the water and sewage from the, when we first got here. You guys don't remember that? I'm not making this up. We had a sewage problem when we first moved in. It's still a sewage problem. It's the drain. That's your shitty asshole. And I'm saying the shit,

things come back up. Yo, how many sheets of toilet paper we got to use every time I poop? I don't. I just use four. I do like five wraparounds. I do like five wraparounds. I only use toilet paper. Five wraparounds for one wipe? I don't have like fucking. You're bringing, no, you have to bring your own toilet paper to the office.

Pardon the June. I only use toilet paper to dry my ass. You guys ever have? because I don't wrap my hand. I only do like three or four sheets. Do you guys ever run into the... I never count sheet. Do you ever run into the TTTTP problem?

What the fuck? I don't know what that is. It's an acronym for thumb through the toilet paper. No. No. You guys ever just like a little... You never get a little... Little shit on your finger on that.

I would be afraid of that happening. I just didn't know he was using five... I'm not here. Not here. That's cap. There's not way... Rapping five and here. There's no way.

Being more conservative with the toilet paper you're not paying for. Because it's thicker here. It's thicker here. It's thicker. Oh, you use one ply at home? No, not one ply. Isn't that, like, fucking tissue? That was London.

Yeah. Oh, yeah, that was London. My ass is hysterical. Yeah. And then we remember we talked about that? The bowls are different over there? The water in London sits so low that it's impossible not to leave shit stuff. Yeah.

That shit plops. Yeah. Sorry they were talking about shit so much. Yeah, I didn't want to take it there. Yeah, I mentioned. If your girl has a shitty ass, I should understand why your mother doesn't like her. No, I don't even think that was the case. You're blowing up the bowl.

Oh, that's what it was. You fucking left the toilet. No, I just said, no, I just said, have you ever forgotten to wash the toilet? But I'm, me to flush the toilet, but I'm a girl. So, in all the things that it takes for me to button up a body suit up underneath me,

like I'm a fucking infant and put my clothes on and do all of that shit after I, yeah, it's a whole. What does you be in a way? And a lot of times, I'm afraid, I don't want to touch the, um. Oh, the lever.

Fluffy thing. Just put your foot on it. To kick it. It's a whole thing. But I have forgotten to flush the toilet before. Using the bathroom is a whole thing is funny. You know, she's mentioned body suits. I recently found out that women...

I thought you were about saying you recently purchased one. I mean... That's about the last one. Women get naked when they have to go to the bathroom. Yeah, they have a bun. They get butt-ass naked. If I have something that pulls all the way up, Yomi's had to unzip me and I, my...

I'm ass naked. Fam, picture this. Imagine being ass naked. H-R. Yeah. Ass naked in the pergola bathroom. And I'm unzipping Julian. In a mirror. Looking at a mirror while you're smack. I'm sure that happens.

happens a lot. And now to Demaris, talking about forgetting to flush. Have you guys been in public women's restrooms before? They're nasty. Gross. They're discussed. They're like a men's truck driver. It's like post-Katrina. It's awful in there. That's because everybody's squatting

and everybody sucks at it. How you miss a ball you're sitting on? Who's sitting on a public toilet? Yeah, they're not bowling. Julian definitely sits on public. No, but if you sit on it, you lay the 100% cap. I'll definitely sit on an airplane bowl. You lay, you lay like three layers. Porcelain.

You laid three layers of, like... That's a waste. Toil paper. You mean, that's a waste. You're fucking making a boxer's mitt with your fucking toilet paper. Fucking boxers mitt. I got a cut man for my... For my TV.

You're looking like Rocky just to wipe your fucking ass. It's like he's taking cookies out the oven. You're just wiping your ass, bro. And it looked like he's taking shit out the oven. Like, yo, what do you do you look like a mummy? That's hilarious. But the TV at the house. Nick.

We didn't get this guy. I know. We need to know why. It's only for the year. But also, it can also not matter why, right? Because at the end of the day, if you have a really close relationship with your family, even if you know that your mother's just being an asshole and she doesn't like her for a stupid reason. You got to know your mom.

But even if you do know your mom and you know your mom's an asshole and she doesn't like her for a stupid reason, the girl still has to be around his family. So you can sit there and say, well, fuck my mom. I don't care what she thinks, but she still has to be around your family. So then what do you do? What if the family's racist? Oh, that should be fun. I wish you would have mentioned that.

Like, what if, what if she's, what if she's, they don't fuck with whatever she is? What's the location? Baltimore. It doesn't say, oh, he said, he says, I remember I was FaceTime and the girl and her mom saw me like on the FaceTime. I was like, don't bring that black man in my house. Yeah. Was she Dominican?

Nice. No. Oh. She looked just like you. It would have been my. The mother, the mother looked like, she, she looked like me. That's what I'm saying. She looked like.

Crazy. I was laughing. I was laughing. I'll tell you, I think racist, like, racism like that is just funny to me. I just laugh at that time. It's just random. It's like, what? I couldn't be with somebody who didn't like my, who didn't get along with my family.

Even if I, even if I knew my dad or my mom was being an asshole and they didn't have a good reason, I didn't agree with their reason. I still, it wouldn't go anything. If you go to pick up your boyfriend and you got your home girl with you, she's in the past seat, you make her get out and get in the back, me, your boyfriend gets a car. Yeah, like, say, you got the, you got his car. It's his car. He has a car, DeMarry.

He has a car. He would be driving. Because Jamarer's about saying, oh, I'm picking him up. Oh, type of bum-ass nigger. No, it's his car. It's his car. Yeah, of course. 100% of what?

It was talking about, Bowman. No, it's his car. Okay. You took his car to make some runs or whatever, but then you had to pick him up from somewhere. Mm-hmm. And your girlfriend's in a car with you.

Mm-hmm. Do you make her get out of the passenger seat so your boyfriend's sit in the front or? Fuck, no. How far are we going? If I'm going and dropping him off again somewhere, he can get in the back. If we're going somewhere that requires more than like a 10, 15-minute drive, me and my home girl are getting in the back

like an Uber and he's driving It's happened before You bug the fuck out We in the back drinking getting lit You're bugging You sitting next to me

And she's sitting in the back What did this turn into a pregame What if it's doing errands I thought Because if I got my home girl Anytime you're with your home girl In the car you guys get lit No but if I'm with my home girl

If I'm with my home girl And my boyfriend There has to be like a agenda So we're either going somewhere Super serious Where the fuck are we going That's what I'm saying You were running errands

and then you picked him up and y'all are going home. Yeah, y'all go on a Tuesday at noon. You're all going back to your house. We all going back to my house and my house is less than 10 minutes away. He's getting in the back seat. Sure. Is that a crazy thing? I don't think that that's like insane.

I think it's crazier that she wanted to put her in. I would think the legally, I wouldn't want liability beyond me. So I would get out the car and make the owner of the car drive it. Like if you crash your thing, that's on you, bro. I don't want to drive it. You're not a. He's very specific about this. You wouldn't do that.

What's your, oh. If it's her car. If the worlds were reversed. I would just drive the car. Like your girlfriend, like y'all been together for three years, bro. I would just drive the car. Oh, I mean, if it's a woman driving, I would prefer to drive the car. Yeah, I figured he was going to say that.

That's why when he stopped picking my boyfriend, I'm like, oh my God, I'm a passenger princess. I'm not. No, fuck no. You drive. Y'all don't want to do a fucking thing. Y'all don't even want to drive. What do y'all?

Well, I don't know. You've been getting a lot of female Uber's. I feel like they want to drive. Yeah, you always got a female Uber. They like driving. I don't, yeah, you're about that. No, no, no, no. Oh, let's leave those in 2023.

Female drivers? Yeah. Or just add, just add the preference of male or female driver. There's like 10 genders. Just add that. Male or female. No, you can't do that because men would request women. That's, that's a fact.

Yeah. That'd be weird. I don't know if a man would request a female drug. You don't know how creepy men are. Yeah, men are creepy as fuck. Well, if they're not being creepy. I don't think a lot of them are creepy. I don't think a lot of them want to be chauffured by a woman.

Do we have one more voicemail? Yeah. Good luck, Nick. we do hope the holidays went well yeah as we head into the new year I feel like this is a really good one to go out on

because this guy he needs some help he's identifying his flaws and he wants to change his ways and I think we'll give him some good advice hey guys this is Tony from Mississippi and I need some advice I'm 22 years old in my last semester at Jackson State University before I get my bachelor's

in journalism of media settings and the whole time I've been here I've been very close up and to myself. I kind of hate that because I know I'm an interesting person. I've produced a documentary for a class. I'm an editor for our school newspaper, and I got an internship with great television. But at the same time, none of that sounds cool at all.

I'm not very promiscuous either. I only got like three bodies. I like women and all that, but I don't really look at women like, oh, man, I just got to fuck, you know what I'm saying? So you're not really. It's not really me. Plus, I don't really have the confidence to really be moving. like that so to speak.

Basically, my point is that I feel like a lame and I kind of insecure about that. And I kind of want to change that while I'm in school or at least start the process, but I don't really know how. So basically, I need some help. I need some help. So any advice would be great. So, yeah, thank you. All right.

Y'all give them an uplifted answer because I'm going to be honest with him. Oh, mine's going to be uplifting. I don't think he needs any help. This sounds like an actual healthy human being. True. Yeah. I don't think he should try to fall into what the rest of the college environment is where it is just looking at women to fuck and you feel the need and the pressure to do so.

It's fine. If you don't look at women that way, good and stay that way. Yeah. It'll be better in the long run for you. For sure. And also, it sounds like you do a lot of great shit. I would try to look more for friends or companionship within the stuff that you're doing. because those people would have common interest with you,

whether that's the newspaper, the stuff you're doing with the doc or internship, like you can find your tribe there because there's common interest. Don't feel like you have to go into the college world and go do the shit that makes you uncomfortable to feel like you're getting the most out of that experience. It sounds like you're doing enough already.

And I think you'll find your people within the amazing things you're doing. What, he said, 22 years old? He's really missing out. He's way cooler than I was at 22, or anyone. Yeah. I know it's. Listen, what's his name?

I think he was anonymous. Anonymous, listen, man. You sound like you know who you are. Thanks, Tony. Just keep being who you are. Tony. Oh, Tony, okay. His name is Tony?

I just saw Anonymous up there. Tony. Tony, listen, you sound like you know who you are. Long, short version of what Rory said. Just be yourself. Don't fall victim to the pressures of being in a college atmosphere. Be yourself. It sounds like you're doing a great.

great job at that. But I get, he's at Jackson State, though, so I get it because that school is kind of lit. Yeah. So, but like, that's the thing. Like, I don't, I, I, I, I, I don't, I, I don't, and I also think he's also acknowledging he's not doing anything wrong. I just think he wants to be involved more in a social scene.

So I think in that case, I'm not saying go to a fraternity and do what I did and do drugs and whatever, like, like, snort. You know a fraternity? Snort pre-workout, yeah. They don't keep it going on. Is it Lambda, Lambda, Lambda? same one from animal house was it like an arab joke not i was like that would be that would be that would have been a good gring to him um but like i'm not saying do do stuff hola halal halla halla halla

he's some halalala halla don't do stuff that's that's out of character don't do stuff that's out of character for the type person you are but uh yeah just try to go to more i think go to more things that are social leaning in a capacity that you're comfortable with you know what i mean like what would that I'm trying to think of what that was like. I think he can do that with his extracurricular activities now to start getting into that social world. Start with the people that would probably have similar interests before you just run and jump out into a party scene or a frat

or something like that. Especially at a school like that. So yeah, he should do baby steps. Fuck with the people that you're, I'm not working with per se. That's why I said extra curriculals. Get some molly. Curricule. Can you, wait, Demand what was your-

Get some Molly. That don't knock the edge off. What was your harsh enough, Wally? And by the way, three bodies at 22, you're fine. Yeah, you're fine, bro. That's healthy as fuck. That's why I said I was going to be real with him. You worried about being a lame.

That shit don't matter because you sound like you doing shit. That's going to get you money, baby. As long as you have money, you will have women. There's dudes about how lame you are. It doesn't matter how lame you are. He doesn't sound lame. He said that. I didn't make that up.

I don't call him lame. We're saying that he's not a lame. Everything he sounded sounded dope. And his perspective on things. is not lame. It's healthy. Exactly. And what you're considering

to be lame just because like you don't have an active social life, that's not lame. Lame is going out there looking for yourself and other people because you don't know who you are.

Those are lambs. And you'll realize that as you get older, you're not lame, but I understand why you're calling yourself that at the young age. Because he's in that environment. Because he's comparing himself to other people.

Lame would be is the people that he's comparing himself to if you went and pretended to try to be those people to try to fuck a bunch of chicks. Now you're a fucking lame. Now you're vulnerable. here? I tried that route.

Like, I chased what I thought was the cool thing to do in college. That shit was whack. Like, I did a lot of drugs, drank a lot, fuck a lot of women. Oh, my God. It was so empty. You're filling a void that'll never be filled. It's literally the equivalent of what we said earlier about doing ketamine and just it's a nonstop K-hole.

That's what fucking women drinking and like doing a bunch of drugs every single night in college is like, it's like you're never going to, there's never going to be that one night where you're like, damn, I did. it. Then what? You go to class, hungover, you feel like shit, and then you fucking do it again. Just be it's just an endless loop of bullshit. Oh, and don't forget the waking up with the anxiety when you're hungover and from being

and you're worrying about all the crazy shit you did last night or did or didn't do because you were under the influencer. How did people feel about me? How did people? No, no, no, no, no. It sounds like you're going to graduate college with a degree with no kids, no STDs. That's very cool. And God willing, life is not short.

life is pretty fucking long. Yeah. Like this four years of college, you may feel like you missed out on certain college experiences. You're going to come out at 23, 24 with skills to actually experience the real world, which trust me, I had a college experience.

It was fun, don't get me wrong. I had way more fun in the real world afterwards when I had a skill set and a tribe based off my work. Same. You know, way different than, yo, I got fucking, I played beer pong and like,

fuck that girl I didn't know. You'll come out of your shell. be like a monarch butterfly Yeah Wait till you Wait till you travel and meet Women that barely speak English Exotic pussy

They fucking take you for a tour around the city Don't turn them into a passport bro No first of all when you travel Sometimes you run into women You're not targeting women You should run a tour You said that barely speak English A gift to yourself

Go to Amsterdam Yeah it's where you get the translator app And they show you around the city And if I mean if sparks fly Who might is chemistry You want to treat yourself Go to Amsterdam You want to treat yourself

yo if you want to take some of that documentary money yeah go to the red light district you can show a whole doc out there uh we were asking before you got here tamaris what's your favorite game album you said what a random man yeah that's a random weird i can't remember the name because i'm really bad what's games first oh i hate but the one where he was standing in front of the um car i see the setup yeah what's that called what's the first album was the first album called i almost told y'all all that sucks up I'm not going to lie You know she loved that documentary

The documentary The documentary. The documentary. And you know what's so funny Whenever I go home now And everybody says documentary, I can't unhear it. Documentary, elementary,

like I can't unhear it in my husband The Syracuse thing? People were, when y'all were talking about We people from Syracuse were in the comments like, no, we all say it like that. I have people with masters and doctor Leave it in 2020. Who say it the same way.

You're telling the whole... Julian was on the Bluetooth and was playing game, and I never in a million years would think that Julian would be a game fan. So I was like, oh, it's dope. I didn't know you like that. I loved that album Jesus piece. And then somehow that turned into like,

I guess we wonder what Demaris's favorite game album is. Rory wanted to end this episode of violence. And it's hilarious. Well, this is our episode right before the new year. Another year, guys. Last episode of a year. Finish a year. Another year.

We fucking made it. We did it. Another year with you guys. Yeah. I was like, oh wow. Why is words from a decent man? It's been another year. This year definitely flew by though.

2023 was, I don't know. It's because we're so busy and shit just as you get older, like the year seems to fucking move. Like, we're all busy doing shit. I was talking some of my friends, they feel the same way. It's like you work, you go to work. You have kids. You pay bills. Like the first of the month is 12 times a year.

before you know that, the year's over. But let's spend more, in 2024, 2020 more, let's spend more time enjoying the present. Let's spend more time being more present. Let's spend more time with family, with close friends. If you have any close friends that you have, any friends that you haven't spoken to in a while,

reach out to them. Just checking on people more in 2024. Do we have any team predictions for each other? Like I think 2020, 24 or 2020 more, Maul's going to find the one. I don't think so. The lady?

Damn, Dam. Damaris flag. No offense. No offense. No offense. How everybody else said, nah, but everybody said no.

Yeah, because you, before he finished it, he was like, no, no, no, no, no, not happening. Like, damn, I can't find a one to 2024? Maybe a girlfriend, but not the only.

I feel like if Mall did find a girlfriend in 2024, we'd find out in 2025. Is that a good prediction? That's a great idea. I don't think it'll happen in 2024, but if it does happen. 2020.

Soft launch. Yeah. 22. Bob was sure her ankles. Soft launching for a whole year. All right. Any other predictions for the team? Julian, you obviously have one you want to get off.

That was it. No, that was a genuine one for more. I think that. I have Eddn't get in a relationship. Eddn is definitely getting in a relationship. I'm one of your single right now. I'm giving Eddard one more year. I don't think.

And you're not built for the ceiling. I'm not. I am. I'm very, I love it. You're like Tony at the end of the day. You're Tony inside. Pause.

Yeah. I really don't like this life. I love being a husband. You've seen Antoine Fisher story? I love me a hoe. Have you ever seen Antoine Fisher? Nasty. What?

What? You've seen Antoine Fisher? Where are you going? No. Remember he said, who will cry for the little boy? Who will cry for the little boy inside of you? That's true. I think Ed is a woman.

Some woman I heard a hoe. Like, yeah. I think Edith is going to get a girlfriend. I'm a proud ho. Edon is who y'all think Julian is. I could get it. I could get it. I could get it.

First of all, what is that? Flip that, baby. I didn't like that. When it comes to women, you're, y'all, who they think you are. is actually who is. Say actually what you mean. How they think that you're, you want to be a relationship.

Say actually what that means. Not a good guy. No, not that. No, we don't think he's a good guy. No. I am. Everybody thinks that you're such a whore, but you actually want a girlfriend.

You want to be in a relationship. No, we don't think that Julian's a whore. We think he whore is because he's trying to hide the little boy that's scared inside of him. True. Oh, yeah. He's trying to mask that. Yes.

He's hurt. He's on dating apps. You just think I'm a whore. Evan's also on dating. I am a horre. I am on dating. He's on me. I'm just more vocal.

You're on dating apps looking for love. He's on dating apps. Don't get that. Edin's worse. I'm not. See, I love what he does this projection. What do you mean?

DeMara said it. I'm agreeing with her. I said I'm a ho. Yeah. I'm not a ho. So that's what we defer. I'm not a ho. There's what I'm saying.

You're on dating apps looking for love. If you're on our Patreon, you know I'm not a ho. Well, why do you say? I'm on our Patreon. I'm on my personal life. Yeah, I'm on the Patreon. I'm not if you're on Patreon.

I'm literally a paying member and I'm telling you. I have the login. I got the new Rory Moll. I'm new Rory. I set up the account. I'm new Rory. I think DeMaris is going to get, she's going to find him down. No.

Could we leave him in 2020? I would think you would have a first love faster than that. No. Why y'all keep talking? Because that's getting cut right the fuck out. Damn. I don't think, I don't think DeMaris is going to A hoe on the ho-trips, but I think

2024 she's going to experience that world. What? Hoeing? No. You think she hasn't already? She's going to go on the ho trips. I think... Like a yacht?

The same way you're like, yo, I'm about to get on a flight, but you always just go to Virginia. After every episode? I think... After every episode, you go to Virginia. You live in Virginia. You do...

So I think Maris is going to do that in 2024. She's going to go to Hoh. She's going to go to Hoh. To the girl going on our whole trips, please call me. All the whole brand trips, please call me. I'm not saying she's going to hoe on them

but I think she's going to do the trip thing all 2024 Nah She just got the new career I mean she'll probably get some trips then The marriage probably live with a nigga now I see I didn't We just don't know it

Well thank you for this brand new It's for sure a nigga with a top drool We don't know it Heavy on it I believe that Heavy on it No y'all don't You project on shore

You're just throwing shit at the wall Hope or something stick Y'all don't believe it Any more predictions? Mm-hmm I think Rory's got I have another child in 24?

Yeah. Yeah, I think she'll be pregnant before the end of December. Yeah, actually. I think she'll be pregnant. That's Irish twins. Before the end of December of this year? Oh, same year.

Next year. So the baby would come in 2025? Yes. Yes. Oh. I mean, you're saying that. You're saying that he'll have, he'll be pregnant in 24.

Yeah, she'll be pregnant in 2024. But the baby will be in 25. 2025 baby, yeah. Nah, Pala game strong. Yeah. Clearly not. Right. You're back on the wax.

It was a vulnerable time in Tampa. Bigsman. I remember when it happened. You don't know what was going on at the time. Well, you guys never said your New Year's resolutions, though. Bori wants to have a better life, mall. I didn't say that, but that's hilarious. Better life.

He wants to have a better life. Yeah. He does. We got pillars and shit. A better quality of life. There you go. Yeah, some pillars. Some pills and pillars.

That's the name of the next album. Sick. That's actually not a bad name. I don't know my, I don't have no resolutions yet. Of course you don't. I don't. Julian. You'll happen by like June.

I don't never really, I didn't do no resolutions Next year, fourth quarter. I don't really do resolution. You got resolutions, you got reservations. Hey. That's a drink line, man. Come on now, man. Carbon, you know what I'm saying?

Reservations and revelations, you know what I'm saying? No, Julian. I don't, I don't know. I want to challenge myself. To wash your hands after use the bathroom. Got you. Yes. No, more, like creatively.

I think, um, well, I mean, shit. I started on the microphone this year. You did? Which I was pretty nervous at first. Yeah, this microphone. No, you were on the microphone. Get it? Oh, because it did.

You were on the microphone for like two or three months before that. Oh, yeah. That's true. Whatever. But yeah, I get what you. You were active more this year on the microphone. Yes. Yeah, but I think I like, I'm comfortable.

And I think our dynamic as a team is just much better. And I want to obviously continue that into this year, the next year. what are you laughing at drunk yeah he might be drunk yeah that was full to the brim when you sat down

there's still a lot left that cup was filled to the brim regenerates yeah I have not gotten up out of the seat we didn't even take a break which is even crazy I think that shame was filled

we didn't take one break how could I refill this wow I was trying to like actually say some sentimental shit but my bladder is fucking killing me right now yeah it's okay

it takes a while chemistry with the team has been great that's really the biggest thing is I think we're hitting a stride. You want to do something wrong with the Psy Part 2?

It feels really fucking good, Paul. That's what's up, man. I'm proud of all of us, of us and everyone that's been through this with us. Well, blessings. Damn, fucking. More success. More fun, more funny moments. And yums. Thank you.

Oh, yeah. Yoms, what's your resolution, y'all? Hold on. Yo, it's right there. Edit is right there. He's on the mic. You banged it on DeMaris and goes, well, that's a good. You're wait a minute.

Yomi. Oh, shit. My bad. I thought Damaris said her resolution. Are you drunk? What's in there? No, that was tea. That was just your shit.

I'm sorry. Damaris, what should resolution? Ed and go first. I didn't go first. I want to DJ more in the country. That's probably the biggest one. You want to do what? DJ more.

Okay. Like he wanted to work on traveling DJ. Got you. Damaris? Cool. Mine is simple. I just want to make more money and look better. Word.

I ever did it in my entire life. Okay. I want to make more. I want to like take advantage of all opportunities presented to me. That's what's up. Twitter. Oh, yeah. No, for real.

like but I mean I don't want to oh I want to do this more I want to go to the gym more I'm like no I just want to look better feel better about myself take advantage of a general thing yeah so you know you stick the particular shit you don't make it ohms is going to adopt in 2024 that's crazy um um so yeah yohm wants to buy a house you and you will get that house in 24 are you get it for her like mortgage rates are hell right now yeah you're gonna buy her um so yeah so yeah land land land M. A.

You want to own some land of property. 30 acres. You've been hanging out with him. And you will. I see what's going on. Yeah, Ian was like, yo, listen, if we do a tour together, all this can be yours.

All of this, yome. As far as you can see. Old heat is two tours. The Ian and Yon store. I'll wave your fee and give you 98 acres. All right. Well, listen, man. Everybody be safe.

Be blessed in the new year. We'll talk to you all right before the, well, right after the new year. Right after. Well, we're taking the second. Was that the second? Yes. Tuesday is the second.

The second. We are taking that off. We'll be right back on the fourth. Yes. Or fifth. So be safe. Be blessed. A happy new year to you all.

Continue blessings. Continue success. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Everyone that's listened. Thank you for your support this year. You guys incredible.

Thank you to everybody that came out on live shows. It was a pleasure meeting. Seeing all of y'all some familiar faces, some new faces. And we will be. and more cities more 2024, 2020 more. More cities next year. Some more cities, some familiar cities we will be back to.

Looking forward to seeing y'all again. Looking forward to seeing some of y'all for the first time. And, yeah, man, spend more time with friends and family, man. Keep the family close. Keep the friends close. And no more hate. Less hate. Man, fuck that.

We need to hate our shit more. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. We're hating all next. Really? It's in the air. Yeah. But how are you going to say that? that when the empty list is coming out in the first 10 seconds of the year.

You're going to be hating on everyone on the world. I'm not going to be hating. That's hate it. I'm going to be laughing. I'm going to be laughing at everybody on that list. No, it's not. We just said it's not a petapide list. I'm going to be laughing. I'm not going to hate on it.

We can't get caught up. We'll have fun. Be safe. Happy New Year. 20, 20, more. Look at how we're ending the podcast. 20, 20, of the whole year. No, Warren, Mount.

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