New Rory & MAL - Episode 233 | Tunneling Through Hell's Kitchen
Episode Date: January 12, 2024Happy Friday to wherever you may be listening. Whether it be your car, a plane, a train, a bridge, or a tunnel. Here in NYC more “real estate” has been developed. We speculate on the lack of media... coverage about the very illegal tunnels dug in Brooklyn. Pivoting to other illegal activity the Young Thug trial is back on the timeline. This revived the SWWTP clip after “Lifestyle” was played in court. Then we tackle Aaron Rodgers v.s. Jimmy Kimmel & ESPN. Don Lemon is the next news correspondent to join X. This led to a detour conversation about Kevin Spacey & Jim Carrey. Do you Noah Knigga? Yes, that is a real name and yes, he is white. We come back to the media and bring an update on the Breakfast Club as their search for a host remains open. It’s time for voicemails. We answer two very interesting callers looking for relationship advice. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more! And tune in Monday for an exciting Patreon callback.Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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That's crazy.
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She just lived this here lifestyle.
Oh, hi, man.
So listen.
It's been a couple of days since we've seen each other.
We're back to pod.
It's been a lot of, a lot of things happening, Roy, I told you, 2024.
We knew from day one, January 1, we knew that 2024 was going to be a very, very interesting year.
We call it 2020 more.
I don't know how much more we can take.
We're on day 11.
Yeah, like this, there's some things happening.
I don't know where y'all want to start.
But first of all, how's everybody feeling?
How's everybody doing?
I feel great.
I mean, yeah, before we get into...
Before we go below sea level.
Before we dig into some of this news.
Yeah, before we get deep into these topics.
Okay. Amara had her first swimming lesson.
Oh, congrats to mama.
Oh, yeah.
Mama!
She was the only baby that didn't cry at all.
Those other...
So she likes the water.
Those other pussies just would not...
The tears the whole time.
Amara sitting there chilling,
going underwater and shit.
Mm-hmm.
So it was fun.
I had an anxiety attack the entire time.
Yeah.
Because it's like we're putting a infant.
Yeah, I can not drown.
So you don't know how to swim.
No, I can swim.
You be kicking your legs.
You be kicking your legs?
No, I can do the thing.
Do it?
That was your stroke.
That was crazy to ask a man to show me.
That's, I can do the one in the Olympics, like when they go over.
The butterfly.
Like this?
I can do that one.
You cannot do that.
No, he can't.
I know he can't.
You can't do a butterfly.
Bring a camera to the pool.
There's no one.
way you can do that. Is that the butterfly? Okay. How long
can you swim like that? Because that takes a lot out of you.
I mean, I don't know right now because I'm not in the best
shape. I'm getting back into shape. Okay.
I could probably do that for like 50 meters.
I don't know what meters is. Wait, what's the whole pool?
A hundred meters. I think it appears. The Olympic pool is a hundred meter pool.
All the way down? I think so.
Okay. Then give me like 30 to 40 meters. That's a long way to go.
You know, bro, that's crazy. That takes, that's like a full body.
I could take breaks, right?
I mean, yeah.
Do whatever you got to do, but I'm just saying, I know you can't swim long doing a breaststroke.
I'm not saying it's.
So one way is 50 meters.
So a down and back 100 meters.
Then give me 25.
I can do half of whatever the pool is.
Doing a breaststroke.
Okay.
Yeah.
No, the butterfly you're saying.
25 meters.
The butterfly.
No, isn't the breaststroke when you're like and like you do that?
Yeah, I think so.
I don't know.
I'm pretty sure it's not.
Yeah.
I think you got to wrong about everything.
Swimming is like, I wish I could swim every day.
but my skin just would not accept that.
Tries out.
Yeah.
I can't be in chlorine.
Like, I just can't, like, every day.
Like, but I would love to, like, I hate work and now I've been back in the gym.
I hate weights.
I would want to swim every day.
Just let me go in a pool and swim every day.
I would love to do that.
But I will come in here looking like.
Well, a lot of pools now are salt water.
I think the one that I took Amara to for her swim lesson is like the last chlorine
pool in Manhattan.
Really?
Yeah, I think saltwater pools are taken over.
I mean, it's kind of crazy that chlorine has, like, lasted this long.
I feel like we should just be laying in chlorine.
Yeah, it's like lead and pencils.
Yeah, it's crazy.
It's crazy to be just sitting in chlorine.
But congrats to baby Amara on her first swimming lesson.
And I went in like, this was the first time my life I went into a pool with a shirt on.
I didn't know what was like appropriate.
To get in the pool?
I've never been put in the situation where I was going to a pool with a bunch of children and parents.
How old were together?
It wasn't in someone's backyard.
You used to them like the MMG pool parties,
made back music pool parties.
Yeah, where people are of age.
Yeah, okay.
And bathing suits are optional.
No, but it wasn't the instructors.
What did they have on?
See, I don't even want to say this
because this could just go down like a deeper...
He had on a speedo, and I felt really fucking uncomfortable.
Like a speedo, like the underwear?
And it was orange.
Well, so they can see it.
Like, it was zesty.
And that was it?
Like, he made a speedo look zestier than a speedy.
He was also in a pool.
instructing kit like, come on.
Wait, a Speedo? Like the under there? And I don't want to put
Yes. Like the, you know, the bathing suit, a
Speedo. Google what a Speedo is. Like, what Europeans wear. No, Speedo
is a brand, I think. I think it's a brand.
Spito is the brand. It's a type
of bathing suit that men wear.
Because you've never been like not in America and just seen a bunch of
like men, international men wear these
things. This cut. Yes.
That's insane. He was in that. He was going to the beach like that.
You want to say. Well, you want to tan your thought.
You got it.
No, no, no, man.
You got it.
You got it.
Like, you're not going to the beach with that.
Come on, man.
But I didn't know what was, what was talking about?
Like, should I be shirtless around?
So your life got, well, you're swimming instructor for your daughter and the rest of the kids was wearing something like this?
Yes.
And you paid?
I did, yeah.
Oh, you're part of the problem.
Wait, Rory, how old were the other kid?
Because obviously, I would imagine Amars on the younger side of this.
How old are the oldest kids?
They were all between one and...
maybe like one and a half.
Oh, okay.
Yeah.
It's the baby swim.
Yeah.
And then I think there's like the toddler one after whatever.
Yeah.
This is the year old kids.
And I just think being around
an instructor doesn't like,
like fam, you don't got to wear that to the pool.
I see, I agree.
And I don't want to, you know,
and we'll get to the Aaron Rogers thing.
I don't want to Aaron Rogers anyone
imply that they're creepier doing anything weird
because he's been teaching there forever.
He taught Kia how to swim.
So I just found it odd that he was in a speedo.
Yeah. And maybe I'm the immature one, but, you know, it raised my eyebrows of like, wait, you're teaching babies in a speedo? I came in a shirt.
Yeah. Not us. That's, that's, that you, were you, were you like, okay, maybe I can.
No, but what about just wearing regular swimming trunks? Yeah. No, no, I had, I had on regular swimming trunks and that I had. No, I'm talking about the instructor. Like, where is his regular just swimming trunks that? Why are you got the speedos? I'm sure being that he's, is he? Is he American? He's, thirsty.
Uh, no, he wasn't.
He's not American.
Definitely West Indian.
I'm not going to say sexual orientation because I'm not sure of it.
But for someone that's lived 33 years, I kind of have a gauge of when someone is gay.
Emphasis on the gauge.
Yeah.
So, I mean, he came across that way.
And I just feel like the orange Speedo kind of gave it away too.
But I didn't look that crazy.
I'm just, I had to see.
You had the cut off sleeves.
Yeah, I just felt first lesson.
You look like you went straight from 7-Eleven to the pool.
It wasn't really me that had to be too concerned.
Kia is used to going on vacation.
It was her bathing suits.
Now we were really fucking worried about.
A non-thong bathing suit.
Yeah, that was tough.
You should have put her in some ball shorts.
We all went to Target to just like try to find appropriate clothes.
I had to do that too.
The first time I took like my, my bonus kid to a swimming park.
Did you say your bonus kid?
What is a bonus kid?
At the time, the person I was dating had a child, bonus kid.
Bonus kid.
Wait, I've never heard of that.
Is that what is cold?
Is the bonus?
Are you his bonus or is he your bonus?
The kid is the bonus.
Bonus kid.
Instead of saying stepchild, people call it bonus child.
You never heard that before?
No, never in my life.
No.
When did they change that?
Because step, I guess you know, stepchild is not PC.
Like it doesn't sound.
Oh, they landed on bonus?
Yeah, like that's my bonus.
Like you're a bonus.
Like you're an addition to my life.
That's like you're plus one.
Okay.
Now I get it.
You're a bonus to my life.
I thought you meant like a bonus.
Like if I have a salary and then I get a bonus, I just get some extra.
Yeah.
So that didn't make sense.
So you need a kid to have a bonus kid?
Well, her boyfriend had the kid.
And since that's her boyfriend, that would be...
She's the bonus that I get.
Is Step insulting?
Yeah, I never knew that.
A lot of people don't use Step.
And also, Step implies marriage.
I wasn't married.
See, that's where I can see the difference.
Step kid is secondly you have to be married to the person.
Yes.
So bonus is what they landed on as being PC as being not as harsh of a term.
Okay.
Listen, the more you.
I'm here to learn in 24.
How are you?
More knowledge.
20, 20 more, more learning.
If you get caught cheating, like, that's not my side chick.
It's my bonus.
It's my bonus girl, yeah.
It's my bonus girl.
Bonus bag.
Do you claim your bonus on tax?
You can't.
I feel like you should.
Yeah, I should.
Did you claim that bonus child on your taxes?
Yeah, I need help.
Yes, that's a yes.
Wait, how did you introduce yourself at swimming?
I'm bonus mom?
And how does real mom feel about bonus mom?
We were going to a park, like a water park.
Okay.
And I was just, the only reason I mentioned this is because I
wanted to agree with you that it was I had to be like oh I had to get a full bathing suit that covers
my entire ass yeah when going swimming that covers your touch me knots yeah so when you introduced
when other people asked oh demeris is this your is this your kid you would tell other adults
no this is my bonus child if they were to ask me that but I don't anybody that I'm going to be around
with her strangers aren't going to ask you hey is that your kids like they're not every once in a
Well, only if you, I mean, if you had Amara would choose, somebody would ask you as
your kid.
No, they would say, are you available?
We need a nanny.
That's what they would say.
Oh, yeah.
Bonus suit.
Yeah, bonus nanny.
Okay, so you had to find a bathing suit because women don't typically have
bathing suits that are family friendly.
Yeah.
And even if you have a, but what the point was, when you're thick, thicker on the
side, no matter what you put on, it looks.
That thing just moving, swinging.
More, we're supposed to be better in 2024.
All right.
The Jews are off tunnels.
Well, well.
I want to say I was happy with my choice because
and I kept my shirt on
because I'm not a hippie like some of y'all.
I don't think people should wear shorts on airplanes.
Just sometimes I don't need to see the skin of other people.
I think having your shirt on in the pool is hippie shit though.
No, like, I think that's more hippies.
No, if I was a hippie, I'd be ass naked.
Like, hey, we're just free with the kids.
Yeah, that's a whole different hippie level.
But like I think that was happening in those tunnels.
Yeah, I think shirt in the pool is some hippie shit though.
But then there was like a dad that, you know,
I don't want to get in like too much detail.
Just like a hairy, nasty.
fuck, I don't want to see that when I'm trying to do swim lessons with my kid.
Yeah.
Maybe I am conservative.
I think in certain situations, people should just cover up everyone.
I'm not saying just overweight people, just hair.
Everyone, just wear a fucking shirt and let's teach these kids to swim.
I don't, if you want to go to go ahead.
I'm not going to say a word to you if you want to be ass naked.
But we're in a building pool.
Okay.
With children.
What do you put a real bathing suit on?
Put a shirt on.
Why did they have to put?
I think that's, I get that.
the women having a real bait
The shirt is weird
shirt and water is hilarious
Anytime I see somebody
like in the water with a shirt on
It's not pool of
I'm like bro you look crazy
Take the shirt off
You over have a shirt
Is not supposed to get tranced wet
Like in water like that
And you have it on
And then when you get out
It's like stuck to you
Like another layer of skin
It's like
Yeah
You look crazy
Not like the opacity up on your nipple
Yeah it's just you just
Topless
Okay well then I feel like
The Speedos is crazy
Then it's a double standard too
Because I feel like women
Should cover up
In situations like that as well
I'm also going to say men should too.
I don't want to see your nipples,
dude. We're on you. We're on you.
We're on the same page as far as like,
don't go with the pool in a thong bathing suit.
Yeah.
But there are normal bottoms.
Oh,
yeah.
The normal bathing suits that women can wear that are family friendly.
I want all people to keep their nipples and hairy nipples away from my kid.
That's all I'm saying.
So it's a hair.
I agree.
I agree.
It's just nipples.
I feel like if they should just not be around children.
I feel you.
But Rory,
unless you're breastfeeding them.
They could see your pink nipples through that shirt.
I guarantee you.
He had a black shirt.
Oh, it was black?
Oh, okay.
All right.
And I have shirts that are for the water because like when I do go on vacation sometimes
and like the sun, I don't do it for like, you know when the fat kid used to jump in
the pool with the shirt.
Yeah.
It's because it's fat.
I can't take the sun sometimes.
Like what do you think?
Like we went kayaking and St. Thomas and I wore a long sleeve waterproof shirt.
You look the sun.
Fatter with the shirt on.
But, Roy, okay, so you had a sunburn proof shirt on in an indoor pool.
No, this was just a workout shirt.
Oh, okay.
But I do have, like, shirts that are made for the water.
Yeah.
Because of my pants.
Like the surfing stuff?
You go to the ocean in a wetsuit?
I've done it before.
Did you go surfing?
No, I went like snorkeling.
Roy's girl.
Okay.
I thought she was chilling on the beach in a wetsuit with a wet suit.
But no surfboard.
His girl's topless with her ass out.
Roy's in a full wetsuit.
It's a nude beach.
I thought you had a wetsuit suit all.
And we're just laying on the sand listening to your album.
Bare foot.
No, it's not.
Like, you hot as fucking, they go get that suit wet, fam.
You got to put water on.
Yeah, like, what's wrong with you?
But Ginger's, y'all can't, like, y'all get sunburned very easily.
Yeah, so.
If we do, like, a pod trip to Miami to record or whatever, would you do surfing lessons with me?
That's all my bucket list.
Surfing lessons in Miami?
I want to stand up on a server.
You could surf a rock away.
Yeah.
I'm cool.
It's Rockaway.
They have good waves here.
They're going to rock your ass.
I'm talking about the water.
I'm not talking about the waves.
It's the water.
It's not swimming in Rockaway Beach.
I'm sorry.
I'm not swimming in water
at least with fentanyl.
Yeah, I'm cool.
Oh, do you think Miami's water's clean?
All the lost coke in that water is cleaner.
I'd prefer a Coke over fentany.
It's closer to the Caribbean,
then New York.
But, you know.
Yeah, it's further from Red Fern projects.
Yeah.
You know what I'm saying.
Anyways, with that said, the tunnels.
The tunnels.
All right.
So, listen, man.
A lot of people online, you know,
they like to talk shit about New York City and our
subways and our rats.
I remember pizza rat was a thing
a couple years ago
and people just talk about
just New York City being just a fucking
it's like a simulation city.
Nothing in New York seems real. And to add
to that the other day we got
reports of
the NYPD finding these underground
tunnels in Brooklyn. Yeah.
Crown Heights. Brooklyn. If you're from
New York, you know
you know what Crown Heights, Brooklyn.
The neighborhood is
Very residential neighborhood.
Very residential neighborhood.
A nice neighborhood.
A specific type of resident.
A large Jewish community.
Yes.
And Crown Heights.
Orthodox Jew and Crown Heights.
And so the reports came out that they found some underground tunnels.
And then I believe another synagogue as well was connected.
You may have not heard about this because for some fucking reason,
this didn't make as much news as I thought it was going to make.
Yeah, some odd reason.
I can't figure out what that reason would be, though.
Like, why is this not national news?
This should be national news.
They found some mattresses that had feces stains, blood stains.
They found strollers, high chairs in these tunnels.
Yeah, man.
So, listen, there's some very odd, very strange things happening, obviously, in these tunnels.
Connecting a synagogue to a children's museum and to another synagogue.
dog.
I don't know, man.
This is very odd, though.
I didn't know that Jewish people
were so into the Ninja Turtles, though.
Because now we're starting to all connect
and make sense.
Like, the whole story of the Ninja Turtles
is one of my favorite cartoons growing up.
Kids love that cartoon, too.
Kids love the Ninja Turtle.
Yeah.
You think he dropped a quarter down there?
That's why I had to go down there and get it.
To, we're going to skip over that.
To my Jewish friends and associates
that are suggesting
that we should also care about the tunnels that
Hamas is building, that's a war zone.
Right.
We really want to know what the fuck y'all are doing
in underground tunnels.
Right here in New York City.
In Crown Heights.
Did Michael Rappaport?
Did he report on this yet?
Yes, he said,
people are more outraged with tunnels connecting to synagogues
than Hamas's tunnels.
You'd anti-Semites.
That was my rap reports.
Well, what if they dug these tunnels?
He said that for real?
To find Hamas.
I mean, I'm paraphrasing, but yeah, his tweet was,
why do you guys care more about tunnels connecting to synagogues than what Hamas is doing?
Two totally separate points.
Yeah.
Okay.
A lot of times, and I'm not in no way putting this on the entire Jewish community or any community in particular,
people tell on themselves, like, without knowing it.
Mm-hmm.
You let people talk long enough, they'll tell them themselves.
Michael Rapport is one of those people who we were doing.
supporters are up for quite some time, but he's taking a wild left. He tells on himself so much,
and I don't think he realizes how bad he's telling on himself and how much worse he's making his
community look when he says shit like that. People being concerned that mattresses with bloodstains
and shit stains and strollers and highchairs that are found under a fucking underground tunnel
above a synagogue with a community, and I'm not putting this on everyone's jacket, has a long
history of child abuse. This is not something new in Brooklyn with the Orthodox Jewish community.
No way am I saying all of them are pedophiles or are rapists or anything like that. But there is a long
history of that community being arrested for that particular crime. Right. So I think it's fair
to question why there are strollers in your underground tunnels. It's all I'm saying. I know I'm
anti-Semitic. I know it's going to be put on me. I apologize.
Nerve of me for caring about children. See, this is why you don't wear
speedos around kids. I just would like to know why this isn't
on the front page of every newspaper, every time you open your
social media. Like, this is something that if this was another group of people,
we don't have to say what group of people that is.
Ooh, I have an idea. If the Muslim community even dug a foot into the
fucking ground.
Yeah.
This would be national news.
This would probably be part of the presidential debates.
Oh, God.
It's hard for me to believe that if this were two mosques that did this, it's hard for me
to believe that this wouldn't be plastered on the front of literally every time you
open your phone, this would be a story that you saw.
You would get an update hourly on this.
But either way, with that said, like, I understand the Jewish community and, and
feeling like they are always talked about and, you know, it's anti-Semitic to question things.
But that's another way of y'all telling on yourself.
If we're just questioning, hey, why is no one else talking about this?
Why is this not on any media outlets?
We are not insinuating that you guys all control the media or any of the anti-Semitic rhetoric
that you guys get mad at.
We are simply just asking, why is this not fucking news?
Yeah.
And if you take that personally, maybe you're talking.
telling on yourself again. This absolutely should be headline everywhere. Everybody should know about
this because again, like I said, if this were two mosques that they found underground tunnels connecting
them, this would be major, major news and we would get an update hourly on this. So we'll have to
guess, I guess maybe we'll get more info on this. Maybe we won't. Maybe this is something that
will just disappear in the next couple days and we'll never hear about it again. I don't think we'll
hear much because they're 10 toes. Yeah.
If this is one community that doesn't have to worry about rats,
not one person that they arrested, I guarantee will say single work.
No.
I don't think they have any worries about anyone revealing what was actually happening in those tunnels.
And because everyone's going to keep their mouth shut, they'll never figure anything out.
Those gentlemen may do some jail time, but it probably won't be for what we think may be happening in those tunnels.
because no one's going to say anything.
Yeah.
That's the real tento community.
They are not.
Not one person is going to be an informant.
Well, what they're saying, the people who run the synagogue, what they're saying is that
there's a group of extremists who are young men.
They're saying misguided young men calling them extremists who are attempting to preserve
their unauthorized access to the synagogue, which is why they dug the tunnel.
Yeah, but then why there's strollers, high chairs, you know,
heads.
No clue.
Bloody mattresses
mattresses with
fecal matter on it.
Also, if it was a child ring,
why were they pulling the older,
like the OGs,
the grown ass men out of the tunnels
and why are they rioting
in the synagogue
about sealing off
and shutting off access to the tunnels?
If it's literally a rogue group of teens,
that should have been news to them.
Like, what is going on?
They were adamant
about keeping those things up and running.
I didn't see one teen get pulled out.
I didn't see a fucking kid at all.
Well, they say young men.
I didn't say teen.
They said the kids
arrested were 19 to 22, but none of the people that were coming out of that little hole there,
even the guy in the sewer video, looked 19 or 22. Yeah. This is a different group. Again, I think
that we won't get much more information on this. This is something that will just go away in a couple of
days and we just won't hear anything else about it. So it is what it is. And then I had fun the
the last two, three days with it. But I don't think this is something that we'll get much update from.
This will be something in February we won't talk about again, won't ask about.
We won't see anything on social media about it.
Just one of those things that has happened.
It's like a, like literally like a flash.
Like we've seen it.
It happened.
It's over.
Totally gone.
And we don't get an update about it.
They'll say that those tunnels were sealed and, you know, everything's okay.
Nothing ever happened.
Nothing ever happened. T tunnels were sealed.
And that's it.
Just some kids horsing around.
Yeah.
Boys will be boys.
Yeah.
It's crazy.
It's their version of a tree fort.
It's just the, the irony of the Hamas tunnel scare.
in our very home, our backyard, this is literally happening.
What's happening?
Meanwhile, in Gaza, we act like, I know white people are kind of getting over that
story and looking for the next story to cling to.
There's over 30,000 is the death toll currently in Gaza.
So hope you find those tunnels.
Keep doing your thing.
Another Michael Rappaport response to it was, do you think Hamas invented tunnels?
No, they stole that from us.
You didn't think we have tunnels?
We have tunnels, too.
in regards to
it's a really good point
I'm not make bro
I follow my crap for it
I'm not making any of shit
Drake did make underground kings
which I look at it differently now
yeah
Jay said we get money up under you
we know where his allegiance is
and if you've been to Marcy Avenue
big Orthodox Jew
I'm just saying
live from the gutter
oh 2024 man
speaking of standing on tent toes
the YSL RICO case
started today, well, continued today, and they played a lifestyle, a young thug.
They played the video today in the courtroom because I guess they were trying to, you know,
pinpoint YSL being a gang and being blood affiliated and all of these things.
I just thought it was interesting that a courtroom was playing lifestyle, a song that we all love
and the song that we all there.
And nobody was bopping their heads.
Everyone was just like sitting there, just looking at it.
at the prompter, the TV or whatever, they were looking at, the monitor.
And I don't think we've ever seen a case like this where it's just circus after circus.
It's like one act after another of shit like this cannot be a real trial.
This can't be real.
The urge not to at least pop your head a little bit would be insane.
You think he's tapping?
He should have just called for, this is recess in court.
Yeah.
Just play that and jury pay attention.
Now, Damaris said that she doesn't think this is real.
she thinks somebody added the audio
to it. I want to say if it's not
really and they did add the audio, that was genius.
That was some dope shit to do.
But I do think this is where I think they were really looking
at the lifestyle video.
Can Universal flag this for copyright?
Just asking.
Or 300 rather?
Not in the courtroom, no.
I feel partially responsible for this getting brought up in court.
Of course you do.
Not the Rico. Or him yelling, Sue.
Just them playing lifestyle.
Or the prosecutor saying that, hey,
we're going to use his lyrics throughout this entire
yeah, yeah. It was you talking about the pussy.
No, I think they said in reference to
the new Rory and Mall podcast. So you're
a rat as well. They played the clip. They used you
in court. Yeah. To prosecute young Doug.
They mentioned your name. No, stand by
it now. You said. No, they mentioned your name. They used you
to prosecute young Doug. Don't LeBron James me.
I'm not
doing any of that shit.
I know
I know Richelmy Kwan was somewhere like, you'll leave me the fuck out of it.
Yeah, like don't play my voice. Whatever y'all do.
I don't know.
I think the more and more this shit goes on, I think Thug is coming home soon, man.
This has turned into an absolute circus.
I'm with you.
Yeah, I think it's going to be time served.
I think Thug is coming home.
Like, this can't, I can't see him being convicted of anything.
His homeboy took the stand and they asked him questions.
Everybody thought he was going to rat.
He up there sending him on a wild goose chase.
Every time he answers.
He threw Juice World name in it.
It was like, yeah, what does that stand for?
He was like, no.
What's Fox stand for?
He was like, yeah, you know, Juice World Pastel.
He's a rapper that passed away.
like that's what the fire stand.
He's just up there sending them
on a wild goose chase.
I mean, I just can't see Thug getting time behind that shit.
And also they were posting today that
I think it was the defense,
not the prosecution that was bringing up
that LeBron James was also doing the gang signs
and Serena Williams was doing the Crip Walk
at one of the Wimbledons
and she's not a Crip.
And LeBron is obviously not, you know, slime.
Is that obvious?
I'm going to go, I'm going to,
go with obvious.
Yeah, I think it's obvious that Bron is not,
he's not a gang member.
He's not a street.
He's not, he's not in the street.
You don't think he's calling hits?
No, I don't think so.
I think he's calling plays.
I was going to say he knows how to move people around.
LeBron is calling plays, but he's not,
he's not doing what the prosecution is trying to allege
that is connected here by LeBron J.
Doing the slime handshake.
Like, no, that's not what this.
No, I mean, how I know that he's not a gang is
Mario Chalmers is still alive.
Steph Curry's still alive.
Yeah.
Draymond's still alive.
Oh, yeah.
I feel like if he was in a gang, a lot of people in the NBA might be clipped at this point.
Everybody, he lost two in the finals?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You got a killer nigga that you lost two in the finals, if you're in the game.
Like Paul Pierce would not be doing media right now.
No.
If Braun was really slim.
I do feel like this is just going to be time served, though.
I think that this is, it's like, come on.
I don't know how much more it is they're going to put the, put the young thug through, put everybody else that's on trial through.
Put the judge through because if I was a judge, you know how aggravated.
No, the judge is completely like done with this case.
He's completely pissed off.
The prosecution, they just fumbled the pack.
They thought they had something.
They thought they, it's, this shit is falling apart.
Every time we look up, it's just a whole, another circus act that's going on in this trial.
So I believe that this will end and just time served and thug goes on.
What do we think it looks like if Thug by summertime is home?
So, Liz Fummer.
Does he do a press for?
run? Does he need to do one? This is the biggest press for ever. No, he keeps making music.
Oh, no, he's going to make music. He has a feature on a 21 Savage's album that he's got tomorrow.
Yeah. So, no, he's, he's definitely going to make music, but I don't think that, I think that
thug doesn't need any, any promotion coming out of this. I think this is the most, this is a promotion
you can't even pay for right here. Like, this is for, you know, especially for a rapper, this is like,
he was up he was on trial on a riko case and you and you beat it and came home yeah you don't have to
say anything all you got to do is just drop something that's it people going because they want to
hear what you got to say now the case is over you beat the case time serve you home nobody
i'll challenge that bobby smirta someone that had a huge record took it took the charge went
away came back yeah but thug the case apples and orange young thug is young thug and bobby
the honor artist thing.
It's been real quiet.
But he didn't beat the case.
Bobby Smurter went away after putting out two big records,
didn't necessarily have a career, didn't have anything in order.
Doug at this point is a veteran.
He's a legacy artist almost.
He's been around for a long time.
Way different than Bobby losing his entire 20s after catching six months of success
randomly.
And then coming back home, like,
Trying to reignite it.
Drastically different.
And Thug's support system, I think, is way different than Bobby Smurter was.
Like, if Thug loses all his money in this trial and comes out innocent, he will have a lot of people to lean on financially.
Whereas I don't know if Bobby did without someone really trying to take advantage of him when he got home.
Which is why I was happy Bobby didn't just start taking deal left and right.
Yeah.
You know.
And it just drastically different.
And like you said, just two different type of artists.
Like one was been established for years and had his foot in the game for a while.
And one was just trying to learn the industry and learn the music business, things like that before his freedom was taken away.
I think that Thug now has an opportunity to put out some great music.
He has an opportunity to, you know, change his sound a little bit.
After going through something like this, it changes you mentally, of course, spiritually.
changes you. So I'm sure his music will change a little bit. But either way, I think that this
is something that young thug on a personal level can look at as like, this case is looking
better for him day by day. It'd be some real arrogant shit, but because of like double jeopardy,
if he beats this, what if he comes home and just does YSEL the Gang Festival?
The best festival is pretty, though. In Atlanta. That'd be hard. You know how great lineup.
That festival would go nuts. Why I sell the game?
gang fest? I don't know. I think he's going to get far away from that as he can.
No, it's young savers of the Lord. Yeah. It'd be like a religious camp.
And you could tunnel to the festival. Yeah, the stages are connected by tunnels.
Yeah. You thought Astro world was a liability. The green rooms are down there. You can sleep.
Yo, man. Shout out the thug. Prayers a thug, man. Hopefully, like I said, I think this is
time served and he'll be home soon.
So we'll just have to wait and see.
But continue watching the circus, man.
Continue watching it.
Maybe he does Kimmel.
Maybe that's his first stop on the way home.
Kimmel and Aaron Rogers, they've been going at it for the last few days because Aaron
Rogers made a statement on, I think was it Pat McAfee's podcast.
Aaron Rogers had made a statement that there are people, guys like Jimmy Kimmel,
who don't want the Epstein list to be revealed.
And Epstein responded, saying that...
Epstein did?
I mean, excuse me.
Aaron Rogers.
I mean, Jimmy Kimmel responded.
I knew you were on Aaron Rogers.
No, love.
Jimmy Kimmel.
You're red pill guys or whatever they call.
No, no, no.
Jimmy Kimmel responded.
You probably do love Aaron Rogers.
Me?
Yeah.
I don't really care about Aaron Rogers.
I mean...
Politically, I feel like you.
Politically, not...
You're very much aligned.
Nah.
I don't really...
You're an anti-vaxxer.
Am I anti-vaxxer?
Yeah.
Did you get vaccinated?
Me?
I got my vax card.
So yeah, I did.
Mall Rogers.
Yeah.
According to my card, yeah.
I'm vaxed.
Two dose.
I'm waxed and waxed.
Aaron Rogers.
Remember that was a thing when girls were posting out of hydrogen?
Wax to wax.
Waxed and wax.
Ready for the pool?
Cesspool.
But yes, Jimmy Kimmer responded and he said he was going to, he was alleging that he was
alleging that he was going to sue Aaron Rogers for defamation of character.
Fouchy said there's a new variant coming.
I'm just telling you he said it.
He's still allowed to talk.
Yes.
That's crazy.
How many jabs in the Army think Fauci took?
None.
Listen, man.
Some people got three shots and three boosters.
Sick.
Six shots.
Yo, what are you?
Six shots in like 24 months.
It's just saying.
He probably quoted Sosas.
It never get high on your own supply.
That's the fact.
That's a fact.
Why you're not taking the shot?
Vietnam.
I don't do that. That's like when he'll figure was like, I don't wear that.
Like, you don't wear your own shit? No, of course not.
You know, that's classless.
It's like when you walk into the Chinese restaurant and all the Chinese kids are not eating the food.
Yeah, no, no, I'm not eating that shit.
But yeah, Jimmy Kimmel responded and he said that, you know, he was upset at the comments because it's alluding to the fact that he may be a pedophile.
And Amher Rogers responded saying, I never alluded to that. I never said that.
What I said was guys like Jimmy Kimmel don't want the Epstein list to be revealed.
That was semantics, man.
Aaron Rogers is someone that's been so outspoken.
It would hold up in the court of law.
Stand in your square.
You've been this outspoken guy about a bunch of shit.
You know exactly what you meant and what you said.
Yeah.
And what you alluded to.
You knew everyone was going to take that as you saying Jimmy Kimmel was on the Epstein list doing nasty things.
But, Rory, you can take whatever I say the way you want to.
Of course.
If I didn't say that, that's not what I said.
So in a court of law, because this is all.
all Jimmy Kim was alluding to that he would end up suing Aaron Rogers for defamation of character.
He's saying, I never said you were a pedophile.
I never said that.
I never came out of him out.
Cool.
Maybe he would win and that's not what I'm talking about at all.
I'm saying you know what you said on one of the biggest platforms that is Pat McAvey.
And you know how outspoken you've been about so much stuff in regards to that way of thinking.
We know that guy.
We know that Twitter troll.
Aaron Rogers is their face.
Right.
Yeah.
we, come on. And I'm not here to defend Jimmy Kimmel. And I'm not vaccinated. Either way, you know what the fuck you said.
I don't like that Kimmel took it the I'm going to sue you route.
Because the minute Rogers spars with him in a comedic way and Jimmy appropriately comes back
with him with jokes, he should have kept it in the joke side.
Yeah.
Because Jimmy would annihilate Aaron Rogers.
Yeah.
If we're talking verbal spat, that's your field.
Kill him.
Jimmy's a really good comedian.
And not only that, it's Aaron Rogers.
Like if you're a comedian and Aaron Rogers says something about you online on a podcast or
whatever. Like, I feel like that's your time to really be a comedian.
Cook his ass. Yeah, like, you can really lean into that comedian shit here.
I hear what y'all saying, but people aren't insinuating that child are pedophile. Some shit,
some shit people just shouldn't play with. And I don't, I don't blame him for that. Like,
that's not jokes. It's the same way we talk about how Trump weaponizes his community,
how Nikki Minaj weaponizes her community. Aaron Rogers has that community that will find
Jimmy Kimmel's wife's fucking license plate number. They will find his kids school. The moment you
put him next to Jeffrey Epstein, that community loses their mind and will start harassing his
family, which has happened. Yeah. So you have to know like that's where I'm saying Aaron Rogers,
like, okay, bet, you didn't exactly say it. The same way when they asked Trump, do you deny Q&On? And he just
said, stand down, but stand by. He didn't tell them to do anything, but we knew what he meant when he
said it. Aaron Rogers did the same thing here with Jimmy Kimmel and his fucking family was harassed
over it. Now if Jimmy Kimmel is actually on the list doing some nasty shit, cool, but it hasn't
been put out. Has there even been like any evidence that possibly Jimmy Kimmel is on that list
doing nasty shit? Yeah, I don't know where that came from. That's crazy. Aaron Rogers should know
his community and what they do when he says something like that. Yeah, but again, you know,
just on the side of that's not what he said. He said guys like Jimmy Kimmel don't want the list
come out. What's a guy like Jimmy?
But why name him? A Hollywood guy?
I don't know.
Throwing Jimmy Kimmel's name
in it was crazy. Like that, I don't
like, I'm just like, why you landed?
The guy from the man show? I'm with you.
100% that was just random as fuck.
But he did not say
Jeffrey Epstein is a, I mean
Jimmy Kimmel is a pedophile. He never
said that. Yeah. He never said that. Of course
it's a you can allude to it and that's
what you're trying to say and you're trying to put me next
next to this guy's being one of his
codies or one of his, you know, alliances
or his friends.
Like, yeah, it makes you look a certain type of way.
It makes you look nasty.
But just on the fact that Jimmy Kimmel alluded to suing or going to court, he would lose
that case.
And the McAfee show removed Aaron Rogers as a correspondent, at least for the time
being, looks like ESPN Intervented or Disney.
And we're like, nah, you got to go.
Which it seemed like Pat spoke out about.
And he was, like, pretty happy that they made that decision.
Yeah.
And see, that's the thing.
You go on these platforms, right?
Aaron Rogers says what he said.
and gives you this moment that goes everywhere.
It's viral.
Jimmy Kimmel's responding.
Y'all getting to this back and forth, right?
Isn't this what these podcasts and these platforms want?
They want guys that's going to come on there and say things that's going to, you know, go viral and turn into something.
And then when it does, it's like, oh, now we don't want you a part of this platform anymore.
Yeah, but, I mean, it has to fit the agenda that they want.
Like, Aaron Rogers never gets a shut up and triple.
It fits the show.
It put them to put it out.
they put it out. Pat McAfee released the episode. He released the interview.
He took responsibility too. He said, you know, I'll take responsibility for that.
Of course he will. But he's also saying that the moment is viral.
This isn't the first wild thing that Aaron Rogers has said. What he's saying is like,
this has continuously been like Aaron Rogers saying, wow, shit. He's like, I'm, I'm tired of my
inbox being flooded with responses to the crazy shit that he said. Some people don't want that.
Yeah, because to Demeris's point, Pat's getting the brunt of everything he says because his name is still
the name of the show. And he's like, dude, I'm tired of like, you say reckless shit, go home.
And then I'm just like left with all. That's bullshit. That's bullshit. Because Pat McAfee wants
that. He as a show, I would imagine it looks good like for a Nielsen rating. Of course.
They want that. So don't sit here now because Disney or whoever stepped in and was like, yo,
you can't have Aaron on the platform. And now it's like, oh, you know, good. Like, we want to
kind of like separate ourselves from, from Aaron. I just like, no, you don't. No, you don't.
You kept going. Like, Aaron was a consistent person.
personality on your podcast. You spoke to him. I mean, he's not playing. He tore as Achilles. So he has a lot of downtime this season.
So now it's like, because Disney or whoever steps in, it's now it's like, oh, nah, we don't want that to be associated with our platform.
Like, that's bullshit. You know you wanted that viral moment. You wanted that. Y'all cut that clip.
Y'all put it out. Y'all pushed it. It did what it had to do. Now, okay, Pat McAfee is saying, oh, we don't, you know, support those ideas and those views of Aaron Rogers or whatever they're saying, whatever PR shit they roll out after the fucking the big boss is.
step in and say, yo, listen, we can't have that.
Now it turns it to, oh, we don't, we don't want to associate ourselves with that.
But you do, though.
But every corporation feels like the program is bigger than the person.
Like, they'll use anyone to get salacious headlines, get rid of them, rinse and repeat.
Like, Tucker Carlson was the number one rated news anchor, period.
Fox never thought Tucker's bigger than me, so let's get rid of Tucker and get someone else in there that's just going to say salacious shit.
they'll probably do the same thing here.
They used Aaron for what he was worth.
Yeah.
Create as much controversy as we could.
Now let's move on to the next person,
rinse and repeat.
And we'll never be on the hook for it,
even though we're the ones that keep hiring these people.
Yeah, but now how long before Aaron Rogers
gets his podcast?
I'm sure it's being recorded as we speak.
You see what I'm saying?
So it's like, cut it out with this shit.
You're not really like that.
Well, he can definitely do that.
He can definitely do that.
What did you guys think of Don Lemon?
How I say is lesbian?
Is it Lemon?
Lemon.
Yeah.
He's now part of X.
In what?
He's not an ex-man?
The same way that Tucker Carlson took his show to X,
Don is doing the same thing,
which I find extremely interesting.
Say what you want about Elon Musk.
I may agree with you,
but I like what he's doing as far as Don Lenin being the...
Being a platform for people to say what they want to say.
Face of the left for quite some time.
I know he then started to piss some of the left off,
But he's been a representation of Democrats in media for quite some time.
Tucker Carlson, obviously the opposite.
Having both of them on your platform, I feel like it's how news should be.
I'm not saying both of them are not full of shit.
But at least both of these options are available on your platform.
The thing for me is you don't never want anybody that you always agree with everything that they say.
You're not going to agree with everything everybody says.
You're not going to agree with everything everybody does.
So if Aaron Rogers says something like he said, yeah, he shouldn't have said it.
But does that mean get him off the platform?
Like, no, you just don't agree with what he said.
Cool.
Does Aaron Rogers a terrible, horrible person?
I don't think so.
I think it's a set,
it's a cumulative,
cumulative effort.
Like, it's not, it wasn't just this one offense.
He's been saying things that have led to reactions and, like,
outcry from other people.
But that's most people with these platforms, though.
You're not wrong, yeah, but I don't,
they're going to say shit that you don't agree with.
Most of these people say things we don't agree with.
And we talk about it and people are outraged and things like that.
And it's like, okay, the next week they say something that you agree with.
And you're like, okay, cool.
When you have a corporation who answers to advertisers, I'm not risking my bag or the bag,
like this multimillion dollar bag off Aaron Rogers want to say wild shit.
I'm not putting myself in position to be sued.
Like any corporation will make that decision.
I just think it's hilarious that they have put Aaron Rogers and the rhetoric that he's been saying for quite some time with the same
result of Colin Kaeparderner going like, hey man, I really feel like police are going a little
too far in how they treat black people.
They treated it the same way.
Yeah.
It's like, what the fuck?
I just like the fact that X or Elon Musk is allowing these personalities and these people
to have their platform and freedom of speech and to say things that they want to say.
I mean, I can go on X and see a girl squirting all over her car seat.
So why not going there and listen to Don Lemon?
Shut on, Miss Be Nasty.
That's how you want your feed to go.
You want instead of commercial breaks.
I want to see Ms. B.
Nasty squirt all over her game console.
And then I want to hear Don Lemon talk about, you know, what's going on in the world and things like that.
I mean, he's slowly and quietly creating a great strategy where you don't need to leave the app.
Any last thing that you want, you can find on this app.
X is like Target.
It's the target of social media.
It's like, I went in here just to get some baby wipes.
I left out of here with a lawn chair.
I didn't know.
I didn't need
to launch here
until I came to
Target
do you guys
watch
I mean
these are
these haven't happened
yet
have you guys
have you guys watch
outside of the clips
like the full
Tucker Carlson
interviews on X
some of them yeah
just like
the in full
though
the whole hour
thing
I can't
no
that's too much
the clips I can live
with
yeah
I'm not watching
a full hour
of anything
on X
I'm not
just not doing it
I mean
I had to watch
the full
um
Kevin Spacey
interview
that was fucking wild
That was crazy
He was in character
as Frank from House of Cards
The entire interview
It was some creepy shit
Like I felt like I was in a Twilight Zone
Or The Matrix during the entire thing
Because it was a real interview
With Tucker being Tucker
Talking to Frank from House of Cards
While one of the best actors
Even though he's a fucking creep
He is an incredible actor
Was in character
Talking about current things
in the U.S. and shit based off what he was going through personally.
It was, he unlocked like the seventh, the seventh wall at the point.
I was, it like actually bothered me.
Do you think that they go into those interviews like Kevin Spacey went into that
knowing that he was going to be in character?
Like, this is going to be like me in character.
Yeah, 100%.
I'm sure they planned that for quite some time.
And it was, say what you will about.
Both of those people.
It was refreshing to actually see news be made a mockery of in that type of style.
Like it wasn't a comedy bit, but it showed the fucking circus of what we watch every day.
Like we are really watching a production.
Yeah.
And I, you know, I know you guys hate when I defend Kanye and God forbid now I'm defending Tucker Carlson and Kevin Spacey.
But it was a beautiful example that I'd never seen done of what you guys are watching is theater.
And we'll prove it to you.
And it was theater.
And it was exactly like the news.
Same answers.
He just happened to be in a character we see on House of Garts.
It was nuts.
And, you know, I didn't see too many people talking about it, but I don't know.
That was one of his first ones, no?
No, it was like two.
No.
No, Tucka's been doing that.
No, I mean the Kevin Spacey one.
Oh.
Yeah, because Kevin Spacey went, you know, when he got charged with all that weird shit
or when they accused all that weird shit,
he was gone for a while.
He's been out of the limelight.
He disappeared and then put up on YouTube,
however many years ago,
Let Me Be Frank, is what it was called.
And he was in character
addressing all the things he was accused of
as Frank from House of Cards.
Yeah, bro, he's next level.
Like, I feel like to be that good of an actor,
you have to be a fucking creepy.
That's low-key, some genius shit to do, though.
To stay in character.
Yeah, because it's not like,
let me be frank.
Yeah, because it's like, I'm not, I'm not,
I didn't, Kevin Spacey didn't.
I'm speaking from this person.
Right.
Smart.
That's what I'm saying.
It didn't clean shit up.
I was just like, wow, that's creative.
That's what I'm saying.
It's not like,
you watch you're like,
damn he's a good actor.
No,
the entire time.
But you can't put that on Kevin Spacey.
So good at acting.
Yeah, like you can't put it on anything he says in that interview,
doing that,
you can't put on Kevin Spacey.
But then it puts in my mind who's really acting.
Mm-hmm.
Like, is Kevin Spacey ever acted?
Is this just been Kevin Spacey,
the whole fucking time. And they created a role
for him. Yeah. Like his method acting
is method living. That's just who the fuck
he is. How manipulative do you think
that great actors are in real life? Oh my
very. Very.
Like how manipulative do you think
like Denzel can be like? Everyone
but Jonathan Majors, I think that's why he was actually
fired not because of it. Because he wasn't a good actor.
Like how come on, you couldn't get out of a text
message with your girlfriend? We can't
have you in this franchise. You're an awful actor.
No, they saw that boot collection
and they was like,
nah, they was like, fan,
we can't be aligned with a guy like this.
He has no sneakers.
How many actors have like
really long, successful
marriages that are under the radar
not to another celebrity,
probably not very many.
There's Denzel.
How long is Denzel with married?
A very, very long time.
At least 40 years.
Yeah.
Samuel Jackson.
But Samuel Jackson,
it has been married for years
to another actress as well.
Is Jim Carrey still married?
He was married twice.
One lasted a year.
The other one lasted, it looks like seven years.
I thought it was interesting in that Dave Chappelle, his recent stand-up.
And he was talking about the time that he met Jim Carrey.
And he was Andy Kaufman.
He was doing the Andy Kaufman movie.
So the entire time he was in character as Andy Kaufman.
And that was his first time meeting Jim.
And, you know, he was excited to meet him.
And he was like, you know, he walked in the trail.
He was like, Jim.
And everybody was like, no, no, no.
He's like, he's Andy Kaufman.
He's like in character 24-7.
I just, that would have to, that ability to do that would have to affect your personal life.
Oh, absolutely.
Heath Ledger.
I mean, it has, for you to have the ability to hit a switch in your brain and do that,
there's no way that that does not affect your personal life and your personal relationships with people.
Did you watch the Jim and Andy documentary on Netflix?
Absolutely.
Yeah, I mean, you can.
see how much it was affecting.
It started out kind of funny.
Yeah.
But you know that got even crazier, probably at home,
more than family.
I wish I would have seen like Chappelle
in the background of that Jim and Andy doc.
That would have been hilarious.
Yo, somebody posted a clip,
like an old Saturday Night Live episode
from like 95 or some shit.
And you know at the end,
like when they do the send-off
and they have the whole cast there
and like the celebrities,
I watched Tupac Dap Will Farrow and walk away.
And I was like,
This is the wildest shit I've ever seen.
The fact that this is like documented.
They're just like in the background chopping it up
and just like Daps Will Ferrell on his way out.
Tupac did SNL?
I didn't even know that.
I didn't know that either.
But you know, I was five.
So I feel like you shouldn't know that.
You weren't there, Mom?
Oh, no, wrong crew.
I wasn't there.
Wrong crew.
Wrong side.
No, I was not at Saturday Night Live in 1995.
Speaking of Chappelle,
one of his actual sketches came to life this past week.
And I'm going to send this one over to Mall.
I don't think I should really lead this topic.
So this high school athlete, he's still in high school, correct?
Yeah.
He plays basketball and football?
Yeah.
His name is Noah.
I say conigga.
I believe the K is silent.
The K made me silent.
Give respect to his family's last name.
So his name is No.
Noah nigger.
Do you know him?
That's my nigger.
Do you want to hear...
You know of them?
Should we play how the family pronunciates it?
Because they throw...
That's what I want to hear.
I want to hear the family enunciate the last name.
And shout out to RG3 for getting this interview of all people.
There you go.
How do you pronounce the last name?
Oh, so let's tell you pronounce it.
It's Noah Kinega.
You said, uh, Kenega.
Like that.
What do you mean,
about that. See, that's the key.
Canega.
So they throw the K in there.
Kanega.
Okay. Not the first time
a K's been thrown at a nigga.
Okay, but typically,
you know what?
Not the first time.
K's, first of all,
I studied English.
The K is always silent.
You never pronounce,
you never say the K.
Is there any other word
that has a K and N in it
where the K is ever pronounced?
Like Knight, like an armored knight.
You don't say K' Knight. It's night.
Knife.
So according to Ancestry.com,
this last name is traced back to Britain and Ireland.
So I ask now, do I get a pass?
To say Kanega?
Yeah, you can say Kanega.
All right, cool, I'll just making sure.
All right, well, I'll get us out of that topic
because I think we're dragging it
and I don't want to get in trouble.
Breakfast Club is back in disarray.
Maul, I guess you were right.
I mean, you were eight years too early, but I think you were correct.
It's looking a little shaky over there.
I think I'm here to compliment them, by the way.
There is no beef.
I want to say a week ago or two weeks ago, there was an announcement that Jess Hilarius
was going to be the full-time host at the Breakfast Club to fill in for Angela Yee.
For I think over a year, they were doing guest hosts and just having different people come in and out.
Jess Hilarius did a great job.
Yeah, she did.
Shout out to Jess Hilarius.
Made a lot of sense when we saw that announcement.
But this morning, January 11th on Thursday,
Envy and Charlemagne were going back and forth saying that there has been no hire.
They're getting frustrated with the whole situation.
They didn't want it to just be the two of them for this long.
They thought they would hire someone within a few months to a year.
And it really seemed like Jess was that.
But clearly that's not the case.
So I'm not really sure what to believe or if that announcement even was real.
because clearly envy and Charlemagne are not with this back and forth shit.
I thought that, well, again, we don't know if that announcement was official or not.
Well, it couldn't be.
Yeah.
Because as of today, they say there is no replacement right now.
There is no new hire.
And they're tired of doing rumor report.
But why not just bring Jess Hilaris on full time?
Well, anything could have happened.
They could have offered her amount of money.
They could, you know, maybe they didn't come to an agreement with the terms of a
It would have to be something like that.
Yeah.
It would have to be something like because I, again, when that report came out, I thought it was
legit.
I thought it was official.
Obviously, it wasn't.
But do you want to see a new like permanent replacement or do you want to see like the
continuous?
The guest host thing I thought was actually pretty cool.
I think it added a new element to it.
They need to hire someone full time though.
And I mean this as an absolute compliment to envy and Charlemagne.
they're treating this just as a job now.
I think they rightfully so
went in there through their dick on the table
for how much money it would take to keep them there.
I think they overcharged for what they did
to the coal crush and Envy and Charlemagne
were not turning down that amount of money, rightfully so.
So now I think they treat this show
as just a job that they go to in the morning
and they have other ventures outside of that
that they are actually focused and passionate about.
I'm not here to make a real estate joke.
I promise.
I just think they both have other things they care about.
So this is just to let me go there in the morning, read the script, and leave.
Breakfast Club needs someone that's going to treat that shit like it's their baby.
It's not just their job.
It's their new venture.
They're going to come in there the way Envy and Charlemagne first came in.
We're like, we're here to make impact.
We're here to do something.
This is not just a paycheck.
This is our shit.
So they need someone full time that's going to have that type of energy.
Because rightfully so, Envy and Charlemagne are, you know,
going through the motions. And I don't fault them for that at all.
When I said the breakfast club was over, I meant because obviously things were happening
where you could just see the writings on the wall. Like people were developing into their own
brands and had a lot of things going on outside of the Breakfast Club brand, which means their
attention, their energy was elsewhere. So naturally, things would start to pull them away from
what they all built together. Not necessarily a bad thing because you build things and
you create things to move on and do other things and, you know, everything has its shelf life
and things like that. So it's not a negative thing to say the breakfast club is over. But obviously,
it's not what it was once was. It's going through a bunch of changes and, you know,
personalities are not there anymore. Angelie's gone. So the chemistry is totally different now.
If you're rotating guests all year, pretty much week to week month to month, the energy is
going to be different, different personalities mixed differently. So it's a different thing now.
It's still called the Breakfast Club, but it's a different thing now.
It's not what it once was or what we grew up knowing it to be.
Well, I mean, I thought.
I think that Charlemagne and Envy should both, honestly, aside from, you know,
they're both getting paid very well being there.
I think they should step aside and let it grow into something totally different.
But I think that's what a new hire would do where they could take more of the backseat,
almost like GM coaching rule.
Like someone else can be the star.
but they are still there.
Let them still produce.
Let Envy and Charlemagne still produce the show.
Yeah, which I think they were trying to do with Jess
and some of those other co-hosts that they were bringing in to rotate
to see who made the most sense.
Because a lot of them were Charlemagne's friends and people that he has helped and put on
already.
So, I mean, I'm not sure what IHeart is doing or if that kind of says how they feel
about the breakfast club in general, and maybe it's not something they want to
fully invest in.
And it would take a certain amount of money to get Jess there or someone
like Jess.
I thought she would have been great,
but my backup up until two days ago
was Bitcoin Rodney,
but then he was arrested.
I thought he'd be a great feeling.
He's been on the Breakfast Club
teaching us all about Bitcoin
the same way Caesar taught us about real estate.
You know, Breakfast Club has always been there
to teach us life lessons
in the business world.
But Bitcoin Rodney was,
well, let me start with this.
Free Rod.
It goes backwards.
Scream free Rodney to those backwards.
Rodney free?
Yeah.
For those that don't know Bitcoin Rodney
or did not catch his episodes on the Breakfast Club,
he's pretty much the Caesar of Bitcoin shit.
He was arrested for an absolute Ponzi scheme for Bitcoin,
just like Caesar.
He was in jail.
Then he was free.
And then just stumbled upon millions of dollars out of nowhere.
He read one book at the,
law library and was like, yo, I'd understand Bitcoin now. Essentially what his Ponzi scheme was,
people would invest into his Bitcoin business with somebody over in China. That was his partner.
Say I invested $3,000 with Bitcoin Rodney. I would then get $6,000 worth of their Bitcoin.
So I would then be like, oh, wow, the moment I invested, I doubled my money.
You're up. But then we found out his $6,000 meant absolutely.
fucking nothing and then he ran away with my liquid cash.
And now I'm sitting here with $6,000 of worthless shit that's just on my computer desktop.
It's just a number on my screen.
I can't spend it anywhere.
So to me, he explained Bitcoin, but it's a Ponzi scheme.
He allegedly frauded more than $7 million through this fake investment scheme that you just
entailed.
Well, Bitcoin Rodney about to be J-Pay Rodney in a minute.
I had to hit him on his J-Pay and show him some love.
I just, you know, I understand everybody's out here and everybody got these different moves they make and these hustles and things like that.
I just don't know why everyone thinks that they're smarter than the federal government.
I don't know either.
Like, I just don't get that.
Like, I just don't get how people think that they're going to, you know, run these schemes and run these, you know, these companies that aren't legit and aren't really doing business the right way.
Like, how long do you think before the IRS and the government?
come knocking and say, hey, listen, you owe us this. Now, if you have this money to give back,
see, that's how the government works. If you have the money to give back, we're straight.
We're good. All good. No harm, no foul, no blood. You know, it's all good. But if you don't have
that money, you're going to have to go sit down for a minute. And I just don't understand how people
continue to run these schemes and things like that. I think that they're outsmarting the IRS.
Listen, they print the money. They know where the money's going. They know where it's at. They
know how much of it is out there. They print it.
They put them serial codes on each bill for a reason.
And if you think that you're going to outsmart the people who are actually printing this money,
then just keep knowing what you're doing and we'll see you on J-Pay.
I just think so many people fall for the age-old government thing where they just let you commit crime for a while.
Like they know you're doing something illegal, but they're going to continue to let you do it so they can build the case.
And you're going to start getting this confidence of like, I just got that playoff.
And there was no attention.
Let me do this next one.
And then three years passes and you're like, I think.
I think I have this under control.
I would have been arrested by now.
Yeah.
And it's like, oh yeah, yeah, no, we've been watching you for three years.
We just wanted you to get to $7 million.
I think we were going to arrest you when you were at $5,000?
Yeah, it looks like he totaled 562 wire transfers or cashier's checks,
which was, it says upwards of $7.8 million, actually.
Crazy.
Poor envy, man.
I mean, is it poor envy, though?
That was his man's.
Yeah, you're the company you keep.
Look at his team.
He brought some wild people on to that show.
Yo.
Bitcoin Roddy is crazy.
Oh, man.
But either way, man,
Breakfast Club,
I think that honestly needs a complete revamp, though.
I mean,
obviously,
Charlemagne and NVR Legends
and the Breakfast Club
is one of the most iconic platforms
that we've ever had in our culture,
without a doubt.
But I think that it's obviously,
it's something else now
and it's time for a whole new thing.
Well,
it should have been a sign
because Hot 97 got to premiere
the Jay-Z and DeAngelo song
when Breakfast Club didn't.
But they premiered it.
And it made me feel bad
because if this was years ago,
somebody would have ripped that entire
stream off the radio.
We would have had it.
It was only like a minute snippet
that Elliot posted,
which I will say,
when you're listening to this podcast,
the whole song is out.
So we're not going to dive too deep into this,
but this is the day before it comes out.
We only know the snippet.
And I will say,
I'm not sure where Hove has taken us in that snippet.
I know it's a 10 minute long song,
so I'm not going to judge what I heard.
I just, where was Sean going with that one?
I think that we know by now,
if Jay is going to get in the booth
and record music again,
it's going to be because he's going to say something of significance.
It's not going to just be to just put shit out.
Obviously on DJ Khalid album, God did.
You know, when he does things like that,
When he puts out music, he's making a statement, he's teaching, he's trying to, you know, get people thinking on a different level, which is what he's supposed to do at this point in his career.
It's like, what else can he say?
What else can he do?
Also a DeAngelo record.
Like, you got to.
Dennis DeAngelo.
But he was like talking on this shit.
And I get like, he was giving us some cool, like, grown Instagram captions.
Yeah.
I slept on the couch because it's not a bed without you.
Like, I see where he was taking it, but he didn't have to do it in a weird accent.
and then rhyme it with daddy cigarettes or something.
Mm.
I was lost.
Well, the Book of Clarence is out January 12th.
Shout out to James Samuels.
The reports of the movie because they debuted and they premiered in L.A. last week.
You flew out for the day?
No, I wish I did, though, but I did.
Day trip to L.A.
Sick.
But I'm hearing great things about the movie.
Same.
James is doing, James is doing a great job, man, of just portraying.
you know, black excellence and black culture and telling these stories from a different perspective
than they've been told traditionally.
You know, I just think that he's doing a great job.
He's doing it his way.
He did the entire soundtrack, produced inside, entire soundtrack, composed it.
I have never seen a director also do the soundtrack.
Like, he's the primary artist of the whole thing.
And I mean, if you know the bullets and know James's background.
Yeah.
He was a musician first, an incredible one at that.
Yeah.
I just think that's for that no one's really discussing.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I can't think of another director that has done that.
I can't think of...
That's incredible.
Any other director that has done something like that.
It just speaks to James as genius, his talent level, his vision.
And I think that this is another installation and capsule of what his creative mind is going to give to the culture.
I think that this is just the beginning of it.
I think that we're just starting to see James.
really hit his stride and deliver powerful projects like the Book of Clarence.
The soundtrack, the amazing Little Wayne, DeAngelo, Jay-Z.
There was a bunch of other people on the track list that I saw, and I was just like,
you know, James is really...
Your crush, Doge's on there?
Doja Cat, Kodak, Georgia Smith, Cuddy.
Yeah, and I'm excited to hear James on the shit more than the features.
But can we make this about us before we get into voicemails?
Let's do it.
I mean, you're saying...
how amazing James is as a director.
Can we tell the world what he said to us?
Um, yeah.
Somebody put us on FaceTime with James and he said,
for some strange reason,
you two can act.
And I wasn't sure if that was a backhanded compliment or not.
I mean,
we weren't supposed to know how to act,
so I guess it's not.
Wait, when did you act?
He's talking about the skits.
Our sketches, yeah.
Oh, okay.
He was watching those and was blown away.
was blown away that
Mall and I had any acting ability whatsoever.
I could see why that was
surprised somebody though. I agree. It was just funny how he said it.
Yeah. Because I wasn't sure if he was shitting
on me or not. Damn, you couldn't find room for you in this film,
Roy? When
we spoke to him, I think he was in,
was it Italy? Yeah, I think they
were shooting, they were just, they would
just started shooting the Book of Clarence. Yeah.
When we spoke to him last year.
But yeah, I mean, you know,
he has other projects. He's, he's working
on and you know we'll see what the future holds maybe one day we'll be in a james samuel
production and creation never know but either way book of clearance uh january 12th go support that
those uh go go download the uh soundtrack as well um just another creative genius in our culture
that i think that it's important that we we support and uh we pay homage to so shout out to
james samu's on another great project book of clarence showing your age with that download no that's
what it is? Stream.
Should I take stream?
When's the last time you downloaded something?
It's been a while.
Been a minute.
Yeah.
Well, even if you stream, you can still download it to your phone.
Not every song you stream is downloaded to your phone.
That's true.
Well, go download it.
Download it.
Go buy it off iTunes.
Buy your local record store.
Post it.
Share it.
Repost it.
Do whatever you got to do, man.
Because James is very important to our coaches.
So we got to support them.
Agreed.
Voice mails.
You've got mail.
Voice mails.
Do you say there were some good ones today?
I pleasantly sipping my coffee this morning listening to about five or six new ones that came in that made me very excited.
You're drinking hazelnut?
No, I bought a, it's like a dark cherry.
It's a more full-body darker blend.
Was it free from your app?
No, this is from Whole Foods.
I bought these are like I buy whole beans and then I grind them at home and then I make it in the little French press and then I use oatmeal.
He has a French press.
He gets free coffee and sandwiches and salads because he's a model.
why do you got to tell them all that?
I just want to hit a voicemails, bro.
There's an app that, like, you submit your portfolio to
and they're like, nah, you're a model.
You look good.
That's bullshit.
Here's a free coffee.
Roy asks how to get on it.
Oh, no, I downloaded it.
And then I realized you had to submit a portfolio.
You have to be signed to an agency.
Yo, they have my IG.
Maybe that might give me a free coffee.
Because you got to understand.
Like, in this neighborhood,
Julian's walking around, like, with an Amex card,
he doesn't have to pay off.
You're right.
He's just getting free shit left and right.
I wanted it.
It is fine, nice.
Okay.
Yeah.
Well, let's start with this little relationship advice here.
We have a gamer that's trying to link with this girl.
Demaris.
Yo, what's up, Pat?
You guys call me Davis.
I'm a reside out of North Carolina.
I saw you guys in Charlotte when you came out here on your first tour.
The show was great, man.
We love for you guys to double back out here so we can show you more love out here in the Queen City.
I want some advice from you all, though.
I've been talking to somebody for about five months now.
We talk every day, every night.
We game together.
We met via gaming.
So, you know, we have a lot in common.
I spend a lot of energy and invested all in this person.
And she has for me as well.
My question, though, is my concern, excuse me,
is when I bring up the idea of meeting in person,
I'm always met with hesitation or I met with an unclear answer.
And I want to know what you guys think about that.
I know she's real.
I've seen plenty of pictures, FaceTime, all that type of stuff.
So it's not a catfishing thing.
But I don't know what it is.
We've invested a lot of time with each other.
So before it makes to that next step, I just want to know what interaction is in person.
But she's hesitant about that.
So let me know what you guys think.
Maybe would you guys be willing to potentially move to another state to be with somebody?
maybe why or why not
keep doing what you're doing though
we love the pod
stay blessed
so did he mention where she
lives so she's not in Charlotte
she's not local
man he wants
his last question was
would you move to another city
to be with somebody
which we can get to
that you've never met
I want to tackle this first part
of okay she's not catfish
but doesn't want to link him
how does he know she's not catfish
he said he's face-tied her
he's seen plenty of pictures
I don't buy the pictures part, but FaceTime, sure.
Okay, if you FaceTime somebody and that's who the person is sending you pictures,
then okay, it's like, all right.
If she's doing it from the neck up.
I think by Catfish, I think he's suggesting she's a real person.
That's the degree of Catfish we're talking about.
Yeah, she may not be as attractive in person as her photos maybe,
but it is the person that she's portraying in the photos.
That's what I think he means by Catfish.
Like he's not talking to just some dude.
I think that she may just have somebody else
and he's like just her
fun getaway
pen pal, you know, text
and FaceTime whenever I'm not
with my significant other type
type of deal but she's not
jumping out the window and leaving her relationship
for this guy. Yeah.
Sounds like she's in a very long term relationship
and it's just getting boring
and she can hide behind
oh this is my gamer friend
if he ever gets caught.
When she's on the video games
he doesn't fucking, he's none the wiser
what she's doing.
So that's what I personally think.
To answer a second question,
I mean, if you want to move in with her and her family,
with her husband and kids.
It's tricky moving to another city to be with somebody,
especially if you're moving to her city.
Like if the guy is moving,
it's tricky because it's like, okay,
are you moving and then you're going to try to move into her spot?
Or are you moving there getting your own place
and she's moving in with you?
Never met.
Well, I think he's asking another hypothetical.
I don't think he's saying, I've never met this woman in person and I'm about to just move to her city.
I don't think he's that crazy, guys.
I think he was just asking another question.
Would he move to the city to be closer to her?
That's fair.
Yeah.
Like, say they meet and they hit it off and they want to actually continue a relationship.
Do you want?
I can't, I don't know, man.
That's such a big.
That's a stupid thing.
I mean, if you're going to move to another, if you're going to move to another city, let it be a city where you can.
plant your own roots though.
You can go, you have a job or if you work
remote, you can get your own
place. But I wouldn't say move to
another city and just try to jump out there and live
with someone. Like,
I wouldn't, I wouldn't do that. If you want to be
closer to somebody and, you know, be able to
see them and have, you know, random dates
and, you know, things like that, then
I'm not saying don't go for it because
people have done it and has worked out
and they're together and have families and love
and things like that. But I
would just always say, man, have your own
situation though. Don't go there with her being the only reason why you're moving. Yeah.
Like don't, don't. It's crazy. Go to them and make sure you have options that if, you know,
that doesn't work out, you still are able to survive in that city and, you know, able to do your
own thing and, you know, you're able to be productive in that city. But you don't want to go there
and just put all your cards and make making it work with this significant other. Yeah.
And then when that doesn't happen now, you're scrambling and trying to figure out what it is you're trying
to do. So yeah, if you want to move closer to her, go for it, but definitely have your own
shit going on, your own place, your own income, your own job, you know, things like that.
He said something I found interesting. He said, I wanted to meet with her. It just hasn't
happened for whatever excuses. Have you said those things in passing, like, or how direct
have you been? Be like, hey, like, I really enjoy playing this game with you. We have great
conversations on the game, on FaceTime, whatever. I want to see you this weekend. Like, I think, is he
being too passive with it or be more definitive and be like, hey, look, if in a week's time,
two weeks time, depending on how far apart they are from each other, like, yo, not pack up and
move there, but like, okay, say she's like a six hour drive. I'll drive to you or like, I'll fly
to where you're at. Like, let's spend real time together. That's not on the game. I think at this point
it sounds like you need to just be more direct about it. And if she is hiding something, I feel like
that would be her cue to be like, oh, well, this is actually what's going on in my personal
romantic life. This is why I can't see you. Yeah. It's always so funny to hear things that people go through
like in romantic or, you know, personal relationships with people because I feel like I would never even
entertain the thought of doing something like that. Like picking up and moving to another city to like
be next to a woman that I never met. I wouldn't even be thinking about that. I don't care how many
times you do you, I'm not going to be thinking about, yo, I'm going to move to,
I don't think that's as common as we think it is.
To just up and move to a city based off someone you have never met before?
I think it's, I'm not going to say it's common, but I think a lot of people do it.
I don't know.
I think a lot of people do that.
I know some friends that have moved to be, if they're a girl or whatever, got a job,
and they shifted their work to that city.
And to what we're saying, you make like a thing out of it.
But then the few people I know they've done that, their relationship in the new city always breaks up.
and the person always ends up coming back to New York.
That's because long, long term, long distance relationships are fake.
They're not real.
No, not.
Sorry to burst everyone's.
Not long distance.
Like they meet in New York, get in a relationship, home grill gets a really fantastic job
in like Austin, Texas.
Oh, you're saying moves with.
He's like, fuck it.
I'm in banking.
I can bank in Texas.
Moves there.
Got you.
They try the new city thing and then it fucking implodes.
I've just seen so many people that are in long distance relationships that like actually
meet and are together, when they finally get in the same city, it's different because their
relationship is based off missing someone and the time that you guys have together is just
like bliss because you haven't seen them. It's like the best weekend in your life.
It's the honeymoving phase. You never have to face real relationship shit because you're just
you're on a high for three days and then you go back across the country and you miss them more
and then repeat. And then when you guys finally have to
deal with each other every day. It's like, oh, this isn't the same as the weekends.
Yeah. But I think it's just you can probably still keep the weekend things. I think for people
like that, like just. Just stay that way. Yeah. It's fine. I think a relationship. I think a lot of
relationships could use some distance where it's like completely. Yeah. Because a lot of the arguments
are just y'all being tired of each other. Mm-hmm. Long distance relationships is like online shopping.
Elaborate. Like once the package arrives and you get it, it might not fit. Like, yeah, why? What was
I'm doing? You don't say? Like, it might not fit.
In Paul shopping? Yeah, it's just like...
Why was I drunk at 3 a.m. shopping online?
Yeah, it's like, it was a good idea. But now that it's here and I'm actually holding the product
and I'm putting it on and I'm just like, it's not what I think. Have you guys ever tried
a long distance relationship or just any amount of distance? Yeah. Jersey to Queens.
That's a long distance. That's a very long distance. I mean, locally, that is a long distance.
This was before Uber. Yeah, yeah, that's like an hour and a half commute. Um, yeah, I've tried,
I've had long distance relationships.
Some relationships, like long-distance relationships,
actually turned out to be like,
lifelong, like, friendships, though.
Like, it never, like, went full, like, romantic
and we're not together, but, like, we're still cool.
Like, all your relationships?
No.
Yeah.
I used to only do long-room.
You're stupid.
You're so stupid.
What were you saying?
I'm sorry.
I said I used to only do long-distance relationships
because of that miss-you factor.
Like, I get tired of people quick,
so I used to prefer long-distance relationships.
I would always be in Syracuse Day.
But what's long distance, though?
I would be in Syracuse Day in somebody in New York all the time.
That's not really.
My whole time.
Four hours is not long distance.
That's a good long distance.
You can make an impulse decision like, all right, I'll see you tomorrow.
Yeah.
You can say I'll see you tonight.
Like, I'm coming to the show.
I'll see you tonight.
Like, I could tell you that at noon and like, yo, I'll see you tonight.
But to her point, she wants her city to be like her city.
Like she could live her own life independent of the other person.
They'd just be one space to date other people.
She does.
Well, not date, but she just wants to be independent alone, not to date.
And my bad.
I just like, I liked having my own, like, the people never met my parents because my parents lived in Syracuse.
And it was just like, oh, when I come to you, like, this is your world.
We have a blast.
And then, like, I go home.
Hmm.
Because then that makes it, like, super official.
Because you have to show them around, like, they have to meet your high school friend.
Yeah, I'm just like, I'm good.
We're married, no.
Yeah, I don't like that.
Yeah, that would be odd.
But, I mean, you were making those trips up to Montreal all the time.
You say all the time.
That was long distance.
That's how dudes do.
You do something once in this, yo, you do that all the time.
That's who you are.
Like it's in the passport book.
We can see how many trips you made.
No, we didn't get through.
It's inked up.
They wouldn't let us through.
But you found a way for her.
For her?
You went through the tunnels.
Got her across there.
There's no tunnels in Montreal.
They might be.
Let me not say that.
Yeah, but no.
It's from the synagogue in Brooklyn.
Long distance.
It's a long walk.
It's a cool, though.
If it's, you know, you meet the right.
person and but just know like realistically it's like this is probably not going to work in real life
though it's annoying when you do the long distance relationship and she lives in like a popin
city where you know a lot of people and I'm not saying to go like ho or do anything but like say
I'm dating someone in L.A and we don't see each other often and I'm going to be in L.A. for three
days but because we don't see each other a lot I now need to dedicate no matter what my three days in
Los Angeles to you right and even though I want to
to do that, I also like have a bunch of other people I haven't seen and have friends and things
like that. Yeah. That's that's always the worst. Make sure if she's long distance, she lives in
Kentucky. Like a bum-ass city. That you don't really particularly care unless, you know, Jacksontown.
Yeah. And if you date a girl in a city that is like a pop and a city that you're in a lot,
and then it's like, oh, you didn't come here to see me. You know what's I here for work?
What if you do one of those sneak trips where you don't tell that you're out there and you like say you
actually go there for a work thing or like another friend's event.
And it's like a quick trip.
And it's quick.
And you're like,
I want to do this with my guys or whatever the thing is.
Yeah.
She just.
Oh,
I've done that.
That's worse.
And they find out you were there.
I'll say you get caught.
Oh,
that's the best.
Now you asking for like a whole different issue.
That's worse.
You can't go to a girl city.
That's breakup.
Yeah.
Like,
you can't go to a girl city that you talk to and like really talk to.
Like, you spent time together like and y'all have like a thing.
Like this is like your girl.
girl, basically. And you go to that city, like, even only if it's work or it's an event,
two days and then you're back out. You can't let her find out that you were there for that.
That sounds too stressful too, because now I'm like walking around telling people like,
yo, don't put me on your story. Yeah. Like, that's just too much work, man. I'm not in Atlanta.
That's too much work. That's way too much work. And it's too much precious. Like,
you go out to eat in that city. You like, damn, like, yo, what if she walks in here?
Like, and I'm sitting here, like, chilling with the homies and like, she sees me at this table.
And then you're lying on text. She's,
I get what you up to.
Yeah, and it's like...
And then you really asking her detailed shit,
like, what part of the city do you happen to be in right now?
You can't face time or because it's supposed to be nighttime
with in New York, but you're in L.A.,
the sun is still out.
Like, it's just too much shit to keep up with.
L.A. will catch you up with that shit quick
because everybody goes to the same places in L.A.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
It's like...
What's always awkward is when you go to her city
and, like, she takes you out and she knows certain people
and you just kind of, like, sit there, like,
starting to add shit up in your head.
We've all been there.
We've had that conversation.
What's weirder is when you go to her city
and you run into people you know.
Yeah.
And she's like, you've been here before?
Yeah.
Like, no, it was years ago.
They just said he was here, though.
Yeah, man.
Nothing is weird.
LA will get you caught up.
And then she just says like passive aggressive shit
for the rest of the night.
Like, no, it's your city.
You tell us where to go.
Yeah, you little slit.
You hit the promoter.
Yo, Dayton is so crazy.
man. Like, it's just a crazy
game. Like, Dayton. It's a crazy
fucking game. It's a weird concept.
It is. It's a concept that doesn't make much
sense. But it's human nature.
But it's also fun, though.
It's very fun. It's fun. It can be fun. You gotta make
it fun, but it can be stressful. Do we have
one more? Or we gave him no advice, by the way.
Homie, she don't like you. Ask her directly.
Okay. Be direct. We also told her that she probably
has a family. She has another
she has a real relationship.
Okay.
Good luck.
let you guys choose a fun silly one or something more serious fun silly all right deal it is
friday we talked about tunnels all right gang he's in a tunnel i gotta stay anonymous on this one but
i bet you do rabbi uh my girl has been alluding to the fact that she wants her nails done
uh for about a week now she is home yesterday all of a sudden she says hey my uh my co-worker is uh
going to get their nails done tomorrow.
Do you care if I go with them?
I was like, I mean, yeah, wait, wait, wait.
You said with him?
She said, yeah, this is my homie.
I'm not going to throw his name out there,
but this is the homie, all right?
Immediately, my stomach starts turning.
I, of course, similar to what Rory would do,
I played it cool, acted like I'm the most
secure man on earth
of course it's cool to go
get your nails done
with your straight male friend
who's
light skin and wears bracelets and get his nails done
that's super super cool
because I'm a cool boyfriend
you know what I mean
I'm freaking out
is that normal
is this should I be cool with this
do I need a dump her
let me know
okay he played it like me and no bullshit
have no issue with this.
Wait, you would have no issue with this girl going to get her nails down with a guy?
With her male friend?
I'm totally fine.
He's light skin with bracelets.
Now you're judging him and there's another word for that.
Let's,
it's not an impossible thing for a girl to go get her nails in with a guy.
It's not impossible.
You've got your nails done with girls before, right?
With a girl?
You never took like your home girl with you?
I may have.
Not often, though.
You always go Dolo?
Yeah.
I mean, most people go do a little, but yeah.
I may have some questions like, who's the work friend?
Yeah, but if I'm going with a girl to get our nails done together,
I'm probably trying to knock her down.
So let's be, see, that's the difference in this story.
I'm not saying I've never taken a girl and got her nails done,
and we've got, you know, a manicure together.
But if I did, it probably was a girl that I was attracted to.
And if the opportunity presented itself, we would be physical.
Is there something central about getting your nails done?
Sometimes you're not even on the same side of the salon.
No, it's not about, it's not
If I go with my home girl to get my
nails and feet done, I might put my
AirPods in the entire time we're there together.
No, I'm not saying to be all over each other
while you're getting your nails done. I'm just saying like if I'm going
to get a manicure with a girl,
it's probably a girl that I am
probably interested in.
Well, it sounds like he was at work
and was just having like work banter and said,
you're about to get my nails done tomorrow.
And she was like, oh, I need to get them done.
Yeah, but you know how it is.
It doesn't mean he was trying to fuck.
It just means he,
actually had an appointment.
Yeah, but people in the workplace, you know, a lot of people cheat with people at the workplace.
It's like, that's a slippery slope, man.
So, y'all know I'm team defend all women, right?
So I will be rocking with her going to get her nails done with her male friend.
If he hadn't gave this little piece of information where he said, she's been mentioning
all week about wanting to get her nails done.
She was laying breadcrumbs, baby.
She was always going with homie.
But what she did was lay the breadcrumbs so that you can keep hearing nails done,
nails done, so that when she finally went, it's not a surprise to you.
that she's going.
That's not the angle I would have went.
You guys are fucking diabolical.
I would have said because he didn't pay for her nails.
That's what I was thinking.
That was the breadcrumbs like, hey, how about you pay for my nails or take me to get my
nails?
Wow, that's really what it was.
So she's like, oh, no.
You've been known that.
I've been mentioning it, but she revealed that it was him like the last second.
By the way, I'm going on.
That's fucking up.
I really thought it was like a payment thing.
And.
Damn.
And.
Oh, he's paying.
There has to be history.
here. There has to be more context. That's where I draw the line. They definitely get drinks
together and shit like that. You have to. That would imagine. You have to go. At the higher
nails done. You have to go get some. I'm imagining. That's champagne at the nails space.
Yeah. Because how often does she get her nails done? Because if she's a regular like,
like I go get my nails done every two weeks, right? If she goes regularly and homie say he wanted
to get his nails done and she's just like, oh, I'll bring out, I got a girl like, I like
my shop come with me. That's different. But she's saying she kept mentioning that she wanted or needed to
her nails done. It's like, is this not a regular thing for her? Is he, like, putting her
on to the nail spot? Like, what's, I need to know a little bit more before I could dim
her. But I'm sorry, that, that I need to get my nails done. I need to get my nails done. Then
Friday, oh, I'm going with my homeboy to get my nails done. That's laying breadcrust.
Easy fix. All you got to do is pop up at the nail salon and, like, drop her heart.
Oh, me too. Drop the card. You know, listen, I'm paying for, yeah, paying for her nails.
Do you pay for his too? Do you pay for his two? Yeah. Yeah, the marriage. He almost got
cursed out on day 11. No, I'm sorry. It was wrong. It was wrong. It was wrong. It was wrong.
you. On 1-1-1.
Yeah, like, what's wrong with you? So you'll pay for the dinner, but not the nails, not the
mani? No, but it's for her coworker. It's different. It's crazy. It's different. It's a different.
It's a different. Has he ever met the coworker? Well, he said he's light skin with bracelets.
So he obviously knows what he looks like he's met him before. I feel like there has to be more
context. This nail thing is just the ice for the tipping point. That's why there's way more
shit underneath the surface. Bro, bro, let her go to the nails a lot of while.
They definitely go to get drinks together. They go eat. They do all that.
hang out. It's a day. It's a date. That's a date.
They tell at work. We do not shame work husbands. Do not shame work husbands.
I don't know what that is. My girl can't have no fucking work husband. What are you talking about?
Do not shame is not a choice. No, it is not going to tell you. She's not going to tell you.
Oh, well, she works remote now. How about that? Come set up the routers and all that shit and live in.
You live in the tunnel under my crud. Yeah, yeah. My girl worked remote now.
But we had that conversation before. Like, work husband and work wife is not always sexual or anything.
It's not always, but it can get there.
It can.
A nigger keep bringing your girl her favorite lunch every day.
You know, when he go out?
How do you know my girl?
How you know how she like her burritos?
Because she eats the same burrito every day.
Y'all can know exactly what I eat for lunch every day
because I eat the same thing every single time we're here.
Yeah, but like you can't be like buying my girl lunch every day.
You're not doing that.
Well, a lot of these young kids actually get their nails painted these days.
What if they get matching nails?
Then how are you feeling fire?
They put their fingers.
But he's straight.
That's a little gay.
He's straight though.
Yeah, he's straight.
You think he picked the color for her?
And yeah, and he said...
If he picked the color.
And he said it brings her eyes out.
So this looks good.
Nah, because they don't do that because I picked the color for girls, but I wasn't with them.
Like, they sent like the color chart.
No, we all have, but I'm saying that's her coworker and she has a boyfriend.
I'm not picking that color.
That's over the line.
Yes.
That's...
He got a pop up at the nail shop.
I'm not picking the color for you to scratch another nigga back and the flakes being his back.
Like, I'm not doing that.
What the flake?
First of all, a woman asking a man that she's not fucking what color she should get, I think is a little weird to begin with.
To be honest.
No, that means she want to.
If y'all never did anything, that means she wants to.
She wants to.
She wants you to pay for her nails.
That's, yeah.
Women want you to pay for everything.
That's just what we had now.
Like, pay for everything.
You ever seen a girl pay rent?
No.
Okay.
I think that's why they set up auto pay is just so you don't know where it's coming from.
Of course.
It just happens.
Yeah.
It's like it just poof.
Yeah.
Paid.
But I also have never seen like anyone pay rent.
No, particularly a girl though.
Like you're, that you're, like I was at her crib and she's like, oh shit, I got to pay rent.
The girl that you're dating.
Uh, I never saw her physically pay rent or talk about it.
I wasn't paying it.
No, I'm not saying.
Somebody was paying it.
Yeah, that's all I'm saying.
Somebody.
But, well, I've dated women that have jobs.
Like.
What that mean?
Women have jobs all the time.
They don't want to spend.
But I wasn't like as concerned of like, are you do absolutely.
nothing. You have a Chanel bag and a beautiful apartment.
Like, I've dated women that have gigs where I'm like,
cheap, I'm sure can afford this. I'm dated girls
that have gigs too and I know what they make a year.
And I know that they can't afford six Chanel bags.
I mean, trust fund.
Trust.
There goes that word.
I wonder how long they've been together.
And how long has she been working with this guy?
Like, which relationship is longer?
Hmm.
That would say a lot.
Spitball on here.
Because then I think she
If she knows her coworking more longer than she knows you
That's kind of what
And she's like, you I'm going to get my nails done with him
Because now think about it
It would change because like now
I would assume her and the coworker
Probably have more inside jokes
You know I think it's a very interesting point
More layered like oh like before
Say the boyfriend's name is like it's say anonymous whatever
Like oh remember before Anonymous came around
We used to do that like there's way more to it
Like he could play Dirty Mac and like the new dude here
fucked our thing up. It's funny
because I haven't been in that
the only time I've been in situations like that
like the other guy was Peter
like. Oh,
that's good for you.
I've never been in it.
It's always been like the gay bestie.
Because I might feel
a way too like if I come to your job
all the time, like y'all been, she's been
here for five years. We've been dating
a few months.
Yeah, exactly. And her co-worker
of five years and like I'm the new
guy now. Yeah. A girl you was dating. I can't dictate anything here. No. A girl you was dating never told
you she had a gay bestie and like you met him and you was like, I don't get gay vibes from this dude.
No, that's never happened. But that would be a legend. That's never happened. No. I've definitely
been in that situation. I'm like, yo, I don't know if this dude is gay. But it'd be gay for you to play
the gay bestie unless you were caught in like the act. Then I could see you try to do that performative
shit to get out of it. But to just go in a situation, knowing you are about to pretend to be the gay bestie.
No, no, no, no. That's not what I'm saying.
I'm saying, like, a girl that you're dating.
She keeps telling you about a coworker.
She's like, yo, well, he's gay.
And then you finally meet this dude.
She doesn't say he's gay in front of him.
She just, y'all have had conversations about this guy before when you finally meet him.
Like, oh, this is her gay bestie.
Yeah.
But then you meet him and you like, oh, I don't think he's gay.
That changes everything because now you're in the crib pressing your girl like, yo, you sure he's gay?
And how do you ever really find out?
I mean.
You see if he wears a speedo
to children's swimming club
That's something else
That never works in our favor
Like they can't switch the other way of like
Chill babe, she's a lesbian
Never works that way
That doesn't work that way
There's a lot of shit we can't get in there
I can't have a lesbian girlfriend
If she's a dyke like
If she's like a stud
Like your girl wouldn't have a problem
Would you be in friends with Taylor
No
Who's Taylor
She'd probably be scared for my safety
Who?
From New York, the show
Live shows.
Oh.
Oh no.
We love that.
Yeah.
Love Taylor.
No, that Taylor would be like the homie.
But like if it was like a pretty like lipstick, like lipstick, what they go?
Lipstick lesbians?
That's, that's, I don't know if that's offensive anymore.
Every day something is offensive.
I learned bonus.
Bonus kid and lipstick lesbian.
A femme?
Just say a femme.
Okay, so she was like a femme lesbian.
Fem.
My girl wouldn't be comfortable.
Like if I, she wouldn't be comfortable with me being like besties with a femme lesbian.
But why?
She's a lesbian.
That don't mean shit.
Doesn't matter.
That don't mean nothing to women.
She's fine.
So you're saying, you're putting about proving her point.
Me? Oh, yeah.
Mom's like, no, you shouldn't trust me.
Yeah, the don't trust me.
She's bad.
But she doesn't want to sleep with you no matter what.
Yeah, like, so what are you worried?
If she was by, like, maybe I could see her being uncomfortable with that.
But just a attractive lesbian that's my friend.
Nah, man, your girl.
Yeah, your girl not trust you with that.
There's too much insecurity in the world.
That's crazy.
Why are in relationships?
Because of this.
person is truly like truly
a lesbian and you don't
trust your man around her like it's not that
you don't trust her you don't trust her you don't trust your man
so do you think that your man is a creep or
yeah like he's gonna for himself like what the
woman that doesn't like men women don't
trust women you know that
y'all don't trust women actually I will say that
women are so arrogant that they would
think that a woman would change being
a lesbian in her entire life just to go
fuck her man yeah women don't that's how crazy
women are delusional bitches because I know
ain't nothing that special about that niggins she's in
change her whole sexual orientation for him.
Please. Please don't humble yourself.
No, but I mean, it's possible.
Don't do that in my day.
I did ass.
I was the last dude.
This one chick hooked up with.
Next thing I know three months later, she was married to a chick.
I was like, that's fine.
I was like, that's awesome.
No, you literally ruined her outlook on men.
And now she just much rather eat wet,
sopping ass pussy than fuck women again.
I mean, I would like, too.
Yeah.
That's happening twice.
Now.
Yeah.
Really twice for you?
Vice. Only one. I've had two women after I've dealt with them. Their next relationship was with a woman. Two women. One is now a married, well, she's bisexual. Have I experienced? A married lesbian. A woman that got after you. You were the last guy she was with. Probably. I would think so. Yeah. I will say it wasn't like on some like damn, Julian fucked me up. I'm going to go to women now. It was something, she was very, that she talked of.
me about it was very healthy how she she also didn't owe me an explanation but she was very nice
and like candid with the whole thing you know what hurt me the most with both of them i didn't know
either of them were bisexual i see i knew that's what threw me oh you fumbled the threesome and then they
went no it wasn't that per se it was just like girlfriend and the i was i wasn't they weren't my
girlfriend i was dealing with both them just talking and fuck it i guess i would have handled it a little bit
better had I known they were bisexual, because that makes
sense. If you're bisexual, your next partner could
be a girl.
But I just thought they were just like some regular straight
chicks, and then I go on IG
and I'm like,
you was buy this whole time?
It kind of hurt.
Or maybe they were never by, and now
they're by. Do you think you have more in common with a
gay man or a
like
butch
lesbian? I would
say a man just because at the end of the day it's still a guy. So we go with the man on that one.
But they like, but they like men. You don't. All right. Let's bring Peter. Normal as dude.
Yeah, but you think you have more in common with Peter or a woman that's like a, like Taylor.
I think across the board, me and Taylor have a lot of similarities and I would think.
I think me and Taylor can agree on a lot of shit. It would have to be. What are you saying? You're saying more in common. You mean like,
physically?
This is also an awful conversation.
It's an awful conversation.
Why?
Not all gay people are the same.
There could be a gay guy
and have something in common with
and one I wouldn't.
For sure.
But I'm just saying
like if you have like a tailor,
like a,
what's the correct PC phrase for?
A masculine.
A masculine lesbian woman.
A masculine lesbian woman.
I over the years have tended to always get along
across the board with very masculine lesbians.
Yeah, that's what I'm saying.
I have too.
That's why I asked the question.
Not saying I don't get along with gay men.
I have no bunch of gay men.
I went to high school with a bunch of gay guys.
Like, cool.
Like, I love them.
But I'm just saying, like, I have more in common with like.
Voted for Obama, everything.
Who me?
That's what that sounds like.
I mean, I know plenty of gay men.
Like, my cousin's gay.
Like, yeah, that's what that sounds like.
All I know is me and young NBA hit it off at Palooza.
Who?
Me and a young M.
Hit it off at Paloza.
That's all I'm saying.
I just tend to have a lot.
You and young.
It's not because she's a masculine lesbian.
It's because she's young M.A.
She's from New York.
Y'all act alike.
That's why y'all had a lot in common.
Me and Taylor, I think, act alike.
But also same thing from New York.
But I feel like if I ran into like a masculine lesbian in L.A.,
we would probably get along.
Yeah.
I'm saying because I know, like, for me, it's true.
Like, I have a line in common with masculine lesbian women.
So what other than the fact that.
that y'all like pussy, what do y'all have in common?
No, they like sneakers?
Yes, exactly.
Like, they into a lot of state fashion, music, music taste, sports.
Jannicus.
A lot of them into sports, like the type of movies that they like.
Dikes.
This is the real thing.
Invitating you.
Of course you have stuff in common with them.
Yeah.
Whatever you want to say, I'm just telling you that I have, in my experience of my life,
this is my life.
Is it?
I have more in common that the data that I've collected,
A lot of masculine masculine lesbian women.
So you identify as a masculine lesbian.
No, see, now you're just being stupid.
No, I do not identify as a masculine lesbian.
Maybe it's not masculine lesbian.
Maybe I just get along with people that still wear fitted hats.
I tend to just be.
That's crazy.
I still, no, no, even guys that still wear fitted.
That type of guy usually get along with.
Like the fit.
Like, will you know your size of your hat?
Yeah, all dykes wear fittings.
It's a fact.
Taylor had a snap back on.
I'll do that.
Yeah, well, she's like a trendy, you know.
More on the trendy side.
Yeah.
That's funny, though.
We're fitted hats.
But then, see, that's why it's unfair,
because there's masculine gay men that I get along with the same way.
I don't got nothing in common with them.
With masculine gay men?
That's such a lot.
That's super homophobic.
You know I don't want to be PC.
That was actually a homophobic statement.
I'm lying.
I got a lot of common with masculine gay men.
Niggas can play ball, man.
We all be like, we play ball together going.
I'm like, I didn't know.
this dude was gay. It's a real thing. You know how many dudes I went to high school with are like
women now?
No, I'm dead.
You're not wrong. I'm dead serious. Like it's, yo, my sister, I swear, my sister sends me once
a month, she sends me because my sister's on Facebook. I'm like, what are you doing on Facebook?
So she keeps up. Yeah. She sends me a picture.
Transgender's only, like, my sister will send me a picture of like a woman and I'm like,
I sent him back question. I was like, who is this? He's played ball together.
And she's like, she's like, she'll send me the name. I'm like, no, that's not. She was like,
Yeah.
It's Moses.
And I'm like, what?
Like, he's a, like, he's a, he's a woman now.
And ladies are dudes, I was in, like, the choir would sing
with, with, performing around the world.
Didn't see that one.
Yeah.
No, we always knew that, like, we always knew that they were gay.
You were the outsider.
I was.
We always knew that they were gay, but it was like, no, he's a woman now, though.
Like, it's a different thing.
You could, like, no more dope game.
He was gay.
We knew, you know, when you were high school, you know the gay kid.
Like, you know, he's gay.
But, like, you never think, like, yo, when we become.
Bingle them out. Like when we get older, he's going to become a woman. You never think like that.
And I'm telling you, she sent once a month, for the last four months, she sent me a picture
of a guy that I went to school with. Are you cool with any of these people?
We don't speak, like, anymore. But if I was to see them, if I mean, I probably wouldn't
recognize them if I didn't see that picture. But I was still like, like, yo, what's up? I haven't
seen you since we graduated. Like, because these were like, we were friends in high school.
But as we, you know, become men and get older. Or women.
Or women. We don't speak. Years past, you don't really know this person anymore, but we spent four
of our lives in the same school traveling the world together.
So, yeah.
Very interested, though.
Must have had something in common with them.
Who me?
Yeah.
Singing.
Oh, no, we love music.
Love Mozart.
Who worries us?
Yeah.
Love music.
Shout out to Taylor.
Love you.
All right.
I got to hit the streets with Taylor one night.
No, I don't do that.
No?
No.
I shouldn't tear down Bleaker Street with Taylor?
Mm-mm.
Is that where the gays are?
No.
The gays are.
in Hell's Kitchen.
Yeah, but Taylor's not looking for gay men.
She's looking for straight women.
I'm not.
You're not listening.
What?
Julie, shut up, man.
What?
Stop, though.
Stop.
It's a real, I know that because of Rory.
It's a place in New York.
No, we can comfortably say
Hell's Kitchen is right.
No, Hall's Kitchen is very gay.
No, Ma, that wasn't stop,
because I know what you're doing.
That was a legit, a New York thing.
I'm doing, right?
Yes.
That's what I'm doing.
That's gay.
That's gay. That'd be at House kitchen.
All of them.
Everybody.
Everybody.
Everybody but me.
Everybody put me in Marlingcraft.
First of all the dead devil lives in Hell's Kitchen.
The Dead Devil's not gay.
I mean, that suit is very gay.
Ish.
Yeah.
Yeah, like, all right.
You didn't help yourself with that in that ball.
Oh, man.
You know what else is in Hell's Kitchen?
Swimming classes with men wearing Speedos.
Rory.
Tied it back to the person.
It's crazy that you actually paid for it, though.
That's the crazy.
I would have walked out.
we're not doing this.
He was a great instructor.
I just didn't like his formal attire.
Well, hopefully we gave these two gentlemen
some good advice on their relationships.
Pop up at the nail salon is all like to say.
Was it Hell's Kitchen your location
and your Twitter bio for a while?
Hell's Kitchen eating dessert.
That was a bar from, who said that?
That's a sauce bar.
Now it's, I'm looking at that bar a little different.
I mean, Hell's Kitchen eating dessert?
What?
Was it food or what were you eating?
See, you.
What?
That's why you can't let Julian say anything.
I think it's a saucy son.
Why you put, why you made it French Santana?
Saucy Santana.
Yeah, see, look.
Yeah, see, look.
Yeah, see, Santa.
I'm just still laughing at Ball trying to deny the gays in Hell's Kitchen.
I'm not trying to deny gays and Hell's Kitchen.
Hell's Kitchen.
They're everywhere in New York City.
I don't know how y'all landed on Hell's Kitchen, but whatever y'all did y'
it's like a known thing.
It's like, they're at the Gayser in Hell's Kitchen.
Like when you were growing up, it was the village.
I'm saying now it's Hell's Kitchen.
It's just like a fact.
Yeah.
Listen, man.
I live there.
No, listen, I'm not arguing.
Yeah, you did your research.
Shout out to you.
Yeah, I woke up.
A lesbian bar with me?
Of course.
I would go to a gay bar too.
I've gone to a gay bar.
You don't go anywhere with me.
I would go to a lesbian bar.
Oh, after three years of me asked you to go places with me, that's I just, that was the worst spot.
You asked me to go to the movies and then you asked me to go.
Well, Ma, I actually go to dinner with me for a year straight.
You ignored me.
Remember he used to ignore me when I asked me to go to dinner with me?
That's because he was in hell's kitchen eating dessert.
You didn't ask me to go to dinner for a year straight.
Don't do that.
He had already finished his entree.
And when you wanted to take your sisters out to eat,
I set up the reservation for you, see?
So that's kind of like me going with you.
I set it up for you, right?
You said how many for the rest?
You said one.
No.
I said a reservation for one that's not you as fucking crazy.
How many will be joining you?
No, no, it's not for me.
It's for somebody else.
I went to a, it wasn't a gay spot.
but ended up being a gay night.
I was there with Alex Media,
our dear friend from WTF.
We're outing him.
We were pretty, well, we were drunk.
It's a spot we frequent.
We're like, let's go to blank.
And we went down there and it took us a while.
We were like, we're at one drink and two drinks.
We're like, a lot of dudes in here.
And then we were looking at like the tire
and like how the dancing was having.
We're like, this is what kind of night is this?
Yeah.
It was that kind of night.
That exact same thing happened to me and Cam after,
whenever Jay-Z did, what's the festival at City Field?
in the summer.
That's the festival city field.
Go ahead.
No, they just do that.
It's like meadow something.
Oh, the meadowlands or something?
No, it's in Jersey.
Either way, after Jay performed,
we went to a spot like in LES that we always go to,
like one of these basement bar things.
And it took us, maybe that's how progressive we are.
It took us like 20 minutes to realize
we were in a completely gay event
and there wasn't one woman.
And I had the exact same quote
that I said to Cam that Julian just said,
there's a lot of dudes in here, right?
Yeah.
We did that.
We, like, acknowledged it on, like, two separate times.
Who was the DJ?
I don't remember.
But it was, like, it was a regular billing night.
Like, it was like, I might have even known that it.
It was just like, there was nothing about it was a tell until we were in it.
And we were like, this, something's off.
And, like, all the girls were very few was just in, like, a circle of, like, gay men.
And they were like, it was very, like, this is not a normal night.
But some gay bars have a lot of women.
True.
That's the thing.
We said, okay, we identified.
This is a gay night.
Let's ride this out.
We'll be the two straight men.
Maybe they'll start coming in.
And it did not.
That's such a, didn't happen.
So stupid straight thought that we have.
Like, oh, brother.
They'll all want to fuck us now.
Yeah, we're the straight ones.
They have to want to fuck us.
They know the other else was to fuck.
Losers.
I went to a loser thought.
I didn't know it was a gay bar.
I was very,
I had to be like 22.
Boxers.
It was the,
we had just graduated from,
when I went to bar attending school
or academy. My class graduated and we like went out to celebrate and we went to a place called
boxers. And like I'm just so stupid and naive. I was there for like an hour until I realized like,
oh, all of these men are shirtless and boxers. I'm in a gay bar. Like I way, they were a shirt.
It took you that long. I just, I was young and just like stupid and just like having fun. I'm just
like, oh, we're having fun. Like I was. That's crazy. You've turned.
and you like press the top of your drink
of the dude's sweaty ass chest.
You're like,
topless in boxes that you didn't know was gay.
I wasn't thinking.
Like, I just...
Kea and I accidentally did that
over the summer
because a lot of bars changed
in Hell's Kitchen
and there was a new spot
that had been there before
that we liked.
So we just walked in.
They hadn't even finished
put the signs up or anything.
We walk in and I'm not even exaggerating.
I think the menu said like
Pete's meat or something
and we were like, oh, okay.
You order one?
You asked for the double meat.
I think we know where we're at.
Pete's meat is crazy
Because it wasn't a gay bar before that
It was bar we liked
But in everything in his kitchen
It's turning into gay bars
Which is fine
We frequent them
We didn't leave
But we just like oh
With the peach meat
Pete's meat deluxe
That wasn't the real name
It was something like that
Yo
What if like straight bars name
What if that's just like a good burger
What if that's just great at
Making brisket?
What if straight bars just named
their like menu items
Just derogatory
like misogynistic things
like that. I'm sure in the Jersey Shore you can find one. Oh my god, man. Life is
crazy. I'm sure Tati's tits is a drink for certain. Yeah, if you go to like wet willies in
Miami and read what those slushies are called, it's like kind of rapey. It's like she'll never
remember it. I don't think I want to order that man. It's like what we should change. I
understand we're tearing down statues of slave owners. Maybe we should change the names here too.
This is crazy. She has no idea.
Can I get two shots of the charges won't stick?
It's her word versus yours.
Can I get, hey, my dad's the judge?
Yo.
Oh, my God.
That is terrible to laugh at.
That is terrible to laugh at.
Well, this has been another episode.
Have a safe weekend.
Have fun.
And also, don't forget, again,
and support Book of Clarence in theaters January 12th.
Shout out to James Samuel.
We'll talk to you on a couple days.
I'm that nigger.
I'm that cnigger.
Don't worry.
Aggressive.
He's that cinnigua.
I'm that nigga.
He's the con nigger.
I can't be a con niger.
You can be a con jingler.
We'll talk to you on a couple days.
Peace.
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