New Rory & MAL - Episode 237 | Taylor Swift Is The New Blu Cantrell

Episode Date: January 26, 2024

It’s official…we’re moving. (00:00) We start with a brief history lesson and Mal wanting to change his name to Eric (13:07). Anyway, we get into the leaked video call between Young Thug & Mariah The Scientist (16:51). Was this intentional or an invasion of privacy? This leads us right into the Taylor Swift deepfake photos (25:16). Immediately the room is split: Rory & Mal v.s. Julian & Demaris. With all of this nonsense online we discuss at what age is it appropriate to give a child a cell phone (42:30). We inevitably end on Rory’s personal trauma (sorry Father O’Malley). Would you let a dead relative stop you from your vacation (48:30) ? Mal breaks down how he can decipher white people's farts by the smell (51:50) . Enough fart talk…we are in awe of the ‘Lovers & Friends’ lineup and make a game of it (58:44). A variation of same night/same city (1:01:16). We provide an update on the ongoing Breakfast Club new host vacancy (1:20:13). Have you ever called the cops (1:31:55)? It’s time for voicemails (1:36:14). We take two international callers shoutout Iran and Johannesburg. We end the episode with a sports update (1:48:55) and John Stewart’s return. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human. What's wrong with y'all? Why are you acting like such pansies? I'm so square with tailors. I'm a hurt. I couldn't sleep. I was kidding.

Can you imagine? I'm serving? I'm sorry. Anybody that's listening to this? We're talking about farts and you're eating. And we shouldn't do that to you. Shut the fuck up. No, Warren.

My! While he was steaming, I was demon in the bema just steaming. Can't believe that I call my men cheating. So I found another way. to make him pay for it You are ready to pop Are you Ready to pause?

I am. And we're back. New York, I love you. And good night. Do you? I love New York. Okay. I do love New York.

I'm ready to move, but I love New York. New York is always home. Where are we moving? That was gay. Yeah, but you're trying to live with me, bro? Yeah. All of us. But for the sake of the show, we can't live in different places.

probably like two years. No, he said where, though. Oh, where? Yeah. Man, Puerto Rico, bro. You want to avoid them taxes. So bad, Trump. Puerto Rico.

Puerto Rico. You're really going to do Puerto Rico over Texas. Or Texas. I could see you in Texas. Not Puerto Rico? Fucking Paradise every morning. We're talking about. I could see them all in Puerto Rico.

I would move to Puerto Rico. If we needed to move to Puerto Rico, I'd move. I would move to Puerto Rico. Without question, I would move to Puerto Rico. Do we stamp this right now? Puerto Rico is it? So, what, 30, 30 minute flight for Miami? from Miami.

Yeah, like sometimes you don't need a passport. Yeah, but you don't need a passport. Sometimes, like, yeah. I just feel like you need to, like, just in case have it. No, just bring paper towel. Puerto Rico is it, man. What, what are they exactly? They're like an affiliate.

They're like a cousin of ours. It's a territory. What does that mean? It means we own them. Yeah. But we don't. We do. We don't own them.

They're a part of, it's not an ownership. But they're not like, there's not a 51st state. No. No, because they're not a state. So they're like D.C. It was under Spanish rule until 1987. Yep. 1887?

That's what he said. It's 1897. Oh, sorry. Hold on. You know that. In 1987 that happened? 1897. You know that glass eye.

He got to get to jump in the rally. He can't see shit. I'm just looking at numbers. It's got to adjust to the screen. Fuck me. Hit the side of your head. You know that shit is like a pinball. You got to start of the,

all the history buffs in the coach. a fucking idiot. You got a computer in front of me. The 1887 is a library. The 80s was crazy. I was six when we claimed. It was a part of the Treaty of Paris. We got Paris out the shit too?

No, the Treaty of Paris, which ultimately ended the Spanish-American War, I guess in that ruling, we were gifted. Not gift. Look out of government. Just play. Yo, give us that island. Stop playing. I mean, we've been doing that.

That is kind of, we conquer land and then give it away as a gift. Mm-hmm. Like, didn't we try to give Canada to the French after they helped us out in a war? Or did they give us Canada? Well, I know. I feel like they showed up late to the war, but like helped us out. We was like, you could have that snowy shit up there. Take our hat.

Yeah. Yeah. Call it Quebec. There's a push. Oh, I just remember something. Montreal for it to be more French. Okay. Y'all know Rory looked me dead at my fucking eyes last night and told me that Quebec will be a fire name for his son.

Yeah. Well, first of all, add context to me. He said, yeah. We were talking about... Quebec? We're talking about cities that could be cool for the names of kids. And running through them, you landed on Quebec. I mean, it was that or Denver.

Like, I didn't really know what else to do. Denver's better. Denver's better. Yeah. Really? They're a little boy's named Denver. I feel like my son would be destined to be white trash if his name was Denver. No, he'd probably be like...

What do you think, Quebec? Bougie. You're a French... Yeah. Getting canceled with me. Guess we're all going to Puerto Rico. Puerto Rico is. The annexation of Puerto Rico.

Great play. October 18th, 1898. That's the official date. I just want to say the date so I don't get killed. We got it, man. You fixed the pinball. We got it. 1984.

So you guys really don't think Quebec would be a cool name for a son? Nah, fam. Don't do it to your son. Like his nickname could be Beck? No, that wouldn't be his nickname. That's not a bad nickname. I think it's kind of. like a tough name.

Beck, like Bacon. Egg. Damn, Beck on his way. Beck. It'll probably be Q. Beck is the name of like every like bully in the 80s movie. Yeah. You wouldn't be nervous if like you were talking to a girl just like, careful. My, my boyfriend Beck's on the way. I don't know. I would say one of their pronouns because it could be like

Becky. I'd be like, yeah, like who's back? Like, he could be Q? Definitely Q. Kew's cooler than back. Q is, you know, that's a given juice. You know what I mean? Yeah. that was Omar Epps name. But what other city names, like,

it doesn't necessarily have to be a son. Like, you know, Paris, destined to be a whore. Can you think of cities that were good? Aspen. That just sounds pompous. Aspen, destined to be a whore. That's pompous. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

That's my niece's my niece's thing. I didn't say that. I didn't say that. Edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit, edit. That's my niece's name. Edit. My niece's name is Asper. I didn't say that.

There's A-S-P-Y-N. See? Now, all right, never mind. So, yeah. Raoul said his son's name is Milan. Milan? I like Milan. I like Milan.

Milan is a nice name. I'm trying to think if I've met him a Milan before. But yeah, what do you want to go with Berlin? No, I mean, but why not like... Phoenix? Jay-Z lied about naming his daughter Brooklyn.

Yeah, Beyonce. She clipped that immediately. There's too many Brooklyn's now. That would have been cool at that time. Way too many kids whose parents. Cody is a nice name. I'm sorry? Cody?

It's not a nice name. Sorry to the Cody's out there. What he did? What he did to? Cody's a nice name. You jumped real quick and was like, no, I fuck that name. Because I'm thinking about if I see Cody on the application and I'm looking at it, I don't know what it is. Rio is cool.

I didn't even know Cody was a city. That's just a name to me. Yeah. Yeah. Where's Cody at? Wyoming. Oh, okay. It's an Irish name.

Yeah. No, I know the name. I just know the name. You don't like it? I do like it. Cody didn't hurt me the way he heard of Maris. Is this something you want to tell us? Why are you thinking about names of...

This wasn't even a topic I brought up last night. I just participated in it and said Quebec. Oh, okay. Gotcha. You know, this all stemmed from a conversation we were having about Jada Kiss and Stiles P. Yo, my God,

I forgot. Were you guys at the hookah spot? Yeah. Okay. Do you know... The only place you spoke about six thousand and fucking... All right. And no disrespect to D' Maris's community and friends.

Do you know how many people D'amaris knows that, named their son Jadicus. I had to call last night. Didn't she tell us that on Mike? I didn't remember. Liar. You know like four of them? I told y'all.

Y'all told me I was a liar. So I started calling people last night. You started calling a bunch of Jadicus? I started calling her sister and telling her to name these people. And she was like, oh yeah, Jadikis. He got a son named Jadikis. I don't lie about these things. And people would be saying that.

Wait, it's a guy I know named Jadicus. Yes. That's weird. How old is he? Jadicus isn't even named Jadicus. Yeah. How old is he? His name is Jason.

Jadacus is there in Jason I know it wasn't Jadaicus I didn't know it was Jason I think it's Jason I think so But wait Let's get back to this though It is Jason

His name is Jadacus And his son's name is Jadicus His birth name is Jadax Jadacus Jeterius is hilarious They're young They're young They're young

Wait but wouldn't you be the third Because Jadikis is the first Jadaikas No So your friend has to be junior But how old is he to have a name Jadikis And then have a son named Jadikis I don't know He has to be like 25

26 Oh so his mother and father with locks fans. Everybody's a locks fan, yeah. No, I'm just saying that they're older There's no other way to name your kid Jadicus unless you're a locks fan. That's what I'm saying.

But that's what I was getting at, like, how old is this person? Because it would have to be the parent that named them after their favorite rap or something like that. But then if you look back, if 25, then they were like early on the locks. I don't even know. Is that even Money Power Respect, Tom? No, that's before Money Power respect.

Yeah. That's before Money Power respect. They must have been there when Mary introduced them. Are they from Mount Vernon? Are they from, like, were they from Yonkers? They've got to be from Yonkers. Like, where's from? So funny.

Anyway, the point, that's how we got. Do they have a daughter name Mary J? That's how we got to this conversation. That's how we got to this conversation. We started talking about, y'all are so annoying. We started talking about kids' names. And I said, oh, but y'all made fun of me when I said I wanted to name my kid, Nazir Carter.

And that's where we, that's how we got into that whole conversation. Yeah, that's a sick man. Of sick-ass names. But not, like, what do you think the doctor? The doctor had to try to be nice. You're like, you sure? What are you going to name? Okay.

That's not an ugly name. That's unique. I actually like the name. I don't think that it's an ugly name. If you remove it from the rapper, if you were to just hear that name, I don't mind that name. If you walked in here with a little kid

and it was like, oh, this is Jada kiss, I'm going to be like, oh, okay. Like, why you didn't want to just stop it, Jada? Like, you had kissed. You know, any time the kid walked into the room, you have to go, ah! No, we actually didn't have to do that, actually.

Was that not a good impression of Oh, man. It was bad. That was bad. That was J-A-Dubble. That was bad. But I'm just saying like Jada. No?

His? No. I don't know about naming a kid Jada because that's a little weird. But I get it. If you were a Locke fan, I mean. Do you have any names you like, Maul? How do you think the rest of Wu-Tang felt when Method man named his son, Raquan? Well, everybody-

Because, like, if I'm Cavadonna, I might feel the way. Like, you have more kids. Everybody. The rest of them are named after the clan? There's Mad Rayquan, so that's a common. name. You think Method Man? You don't really meet like new Rayquins.

No, not new Rayquins, but Rayquine used to be. Like every Rayquan is probably like close to being in their 30s. Okay, but you ain't going to meet an 18 yo Rayquan. You think Method Man just stumbled upon that name? Like that's like if I name my son Mall and everyone's like, oh, that's really nice of you. It has nothing to do with Mall. Then that's weird. It's like, but if you named your-

Methamman named his son after Rayquan the chef. Also, that would be weird because if you had a son named Jamal, that would just to be off. Yeah, that would be funny. You can't expect. I mean, it got a little weird with Amara too, by the way. Really?

Amara told the line. We didn't think she'd be that white. Yeah. Jamal is that. I mean, she didn't name her Keisha. Like. So wait, you name your daughter before you saw her?

Yeah. Oh, okay. Is that weird? People come up with baby names before they. I didn't like, yeah, people come up with like a list of names they would choose from.

And then when they come out. When they see them, like he should have, when she came out, he should say, ah, we're going to go Takedicus. Sally. Sally. We're going to go Penelope instead. Sally. That'll do it. She's a Sally. Amara

toes the line appropriately though. I don't think it's too. You're good. I agree. But it, for how white she looks, Sally may have been more appropriate. That's all I'm saying. Or chic. Now, that's going to be funny when Amar goes to college and she's like head of like the like African American diversity coalition diversity inclusion like she's gonna be a redhead

win or coofy it is this no 100% 100% because she's gonna she's growing up in a household where it's hip hop culture it's R&B

so she's gonna be aware of all of these things so I could definitely see her going to college Uncle Jay is in the N.O.I yeah like you know what I so she's gonna see like she's gonna be around a lot of this shit it's like when Elizabeth Warren claimed

her indigenous roots and said she was a native. Or like when Nikki Haley just said that she was teased with racism when she was a kid. That clip is crazy. You see that? Nikki Haley said she was bullied

because she was dark skin in school. Yeah. Dark skin? Yeah. I don't know if she said dark skin per se, but she said she experienced a lot of racism growing up. Based off her skin color. She said she's black.

She's the color of me. Me and Sean King. But isn't she actually, she's not white though. She's, she's, she's Middle Eastern, but she intentionally tries to look like a white woman. She changed her name. Her maiden name is not what she goes by. Her maiden name would actually make her sound and look more Arab. Her name's not even Nikki, right?

Yeah. I don't even want to. It's Nim. Nim Marada. Okay. Nikki Haley. So she intentionally, like most journalists do, they want to be white facing. So they're less threatening or most anyone in politics.

So she dropped that part of her. name. But now that it's convenient, she's like, yeah, no, I was teased. It's great how that works. No, I'm glad she's making Americans feel seen. I remember at one point I wanted to change my name. To what? I don't know. I just wanted to change it. Like, to like a God name or just, just change your name? I just wanted to change it. I didn't, I didn't think of any other names. I was just like Jamal. I was like, I remember one day I was looking at America. I was like, I don't look like a Jamal. I was like I might have landed on like an Eric or something like that.

You is Eric is crazy. He's not an Eric. He looks like an Eric from the 90s. The 90s look like Moal. Yeah. Not these erics. I think Mall fits. Jamal not so much.

But that's my name. Yeah, but no one calls you that. People call me that. Those kids in school that like corrected the teacher with attendance when they called you Jamil? No, after a while I didn't even give a fuck. I'm here. I'm here. That's all that matters.

I'm just here so I don't get on punishment. People call you Mal because that happens a lot. Oh, I hate that. And that's so. It's like a pet people. of mine. It annoys me. It annoys me badly. I mean, I don't even correct it. I just, I don't give a fuck. That shit's annoying. I just feel like, yeah,

whatever. Yeah, your rebrand to Eric would just be, like, one day you're just Eric. Yeah. Rory and Eric. Yeah. New Rory and Eric. New Rory and Eric. Who the fuck is Eric? Nah, that's me now, fam. Like, address me as such. But, I mean, you never tried to do like a rebrand? You were like

Jay one day? No. It was always, it was always mall. J. Rock? That's what it? No. I tried. Like, I tried, like, I tried that when I was like 1112. What was your nickname when you were like 1112? It was always mall, but like I tried to go about like different variations of like putting a J something. It was just corny.

I was baby Rockefeller. It was small. It was always more. That was like that was it. It was just always more. Yeah. I was just never cool enough like when H the Izzo came out. I didn't become Rizzle.

Like nothing cool happening. Rizzo is insane. No one like thought I was cool enough. Like yo, you Rizzo now. Yo, Rizzo? Like, running around calling yourself Rizzo? Rizzo. But I get it, the R&O, I get it.

That's more of like an Italian. His last name was Rizudo. Yeah. Oh, that's what he's supposed to call. Yeah. And if I was younger, no one would call me Riz. Yeah, nah. It's, yeah.

I had a hove face. What about Tiger Lily? What face? I had a hove face. Hove? Oh, yeah. That was like your Twitter name. No, my.

Yeah, my Twitter name and my Instagram used to be Trapp Godhove. That's sad. And then you started dating stove God. Stop putting that up. Yo, I think, I know that y'all make that joke. My bad. Like, when you know people, like, that's not funny. All right, my bad.

Thank you. You know, shout out the stove. That's all. God. But like, so you didn't trap. You're not religious. How did you land on your trapped guy? You didn't know what I was doing.

Yeah, you were watching Harry Potter and wrapping it to your computer. No, when I was trapped guy home, I was in my 20s. I was like, I was like 19, 19, 12. when I was called me. Oh, yeah. Yeah, Trapp God. Was that? My space?

And I was out of Instagram when I was 19. I'm not you. Wait, wait, wait. Was that the time you were hanging out with the Crips in the Bronx? You were, all right. You were allowed to be, you were allowed to be

Trapp God at that point. Mike. I take it back. Hanging out with Crips in the Bronx is hilarious. And she was hanging with like the dirty Crips too. Yo, are you good? I'm fine. No, you're not.

I'm doing great. I'm fine. How are you feeling today? we all had a crypt phase it's okay that shit crazy when they did the marieta scientist stuff that's wow that's how you want to change yeah yeah because you know you you've been in that position you know those jail calls well a very interesting video leaked last night and I ain't gonna lie when this shit hit the time on I was kind of like this is nasty but it was funny to at the same time but a video leaked of young thugs jail visit with mariah the scientist and the internet was

kind of like mixed on their feelings about this video leaking. Some people were laughing. Some people were calling it cringe. Some people were saying it's an invasion of privacy. And I agree with that. I think this is a direct invasion of privacy. This whole case has been a fucking circus. Yeah, it is.

The entire thing is a circus. Yeah. But how does this, how does this get out? Someone sells it. How did the gun of video get out? And nothing has happened since. Yeah, but these, but no one was reprimanded. That was illegal.

Yeah, but these videos, if you are, if you have somebody that calls you from jail, you know, whether it's J-Pay or home wave or whatever one of these apps, it does tell you that this is being recorded. So you see that up front. They let you know that this is being monitored and recorded. Yeah, but not for public assumption. That doesn't mean it's supposed to get out now. They could use videos. No one needs my phone's password. Yeah, like they may use videos to, you know, go through somebody's cases at trial. They feel like there may be some incriminating evidence that they're communicating.

which is stupid if people are doing that. But someone should have told Tori Lanes. Either way, this video... It's recorded. This video released or leaked. And it's just, I don't know. It's shit like this. We should not be seeing shit like this.

Like, it's so weird that we see this type of shit now. And we talk about it and then it's like a forgotten thing. But this is a crazy disrespectful thing to leak. And it's like, it's an invasion of privacy. Like, this is a man. man and his lady and he's locked up like this should not be for us to view publicly. It's an intimate moment.

So some people are saying there's a chance that they might have leaked it. How? They can't. Who's they? How can they leak it? The same way anybody else can leak it. I'm not saying that they did. I don't believe that they did. Mariah and Young Thug leaked this? They can't even record that. You can't record that.

No, not that they're recording it that they paid for the recording. Somebody paid for the recording. So y'all don't think that whoever paid for the recording. Somebody in the corrections department. That's what I, whoever runs the security probably took it and sold it to a blog. Samarra saying that if you can, the people that bought it was Thug's team. Yes, if you can sell it to a blog, you can also sell it to their team.

I'm not saying that that's what happened, that's what happened, but I'm saying that that people are saying that that could be. No, I'm not jacking it. I could see a world where that exists, but why? Like, judging by the clip, what would, how would that help the case? I can see a world with. Not for the case, but for. For, like Thug is literally just saying, yeah. Yeah, like, I can't see why they would buy it. If he was rapping, if he was spent some bars and she was singing the hook, like they

was working on a record from FaceTime together. Then it's like, oh, let's release that because it's kind of like, okay. Or if he was sitting there like damn near scripted, like, I just want to be a positive member of society. Yeah. I could see them trying to pull a play like that. Yeah. But just to be like, oh, you like your Christmas gift?

Yo, am I your baby? Yeah, he was mad that the money he spent on that jewelry, it ain't like. Yeah, those Cubans look like. It wasn't as big. as big as he paid. He was like, hold up. She was trying to move past.

Is that heavy? I thought it was going to be a little bigger than that. That looked light. Yeah, like, I paid a grip for that. Like, that ain't, where the rest of that money went?

Yeah. And she, she has a great girlfriend, like, tried, she's like, I'm very appreciative. Like, what do you think my rap name should be?

Nah, for real. Let me see that shit one more time. Like, hold that up in the light. You're like, you look like a rapper. I thought they was going to be a little bigger than that. And I'm like, okay,

like, you know, daddy. A little freaky at the end. Yeah, I mean, you know, that's what. He's in jail. No, I'm not saying what the conversation's totally normal. Fuck in jail. I feel like Marys and kick it up a notch. That's what, Marrory, I,

kick it up a notch. It's a little freakyer. The video did cut at a pretty convenient. That's a good, that's a good clip hangar. It was like it was like jumping to different parts of the conversation. Tune into the next call. I feel like that's, people were on her ass like saying that's cringe and this to And that what's cringe is us getting a look into people's lives.

When you listen to couples talk in private, it's cringe if you're not a part of the couple. It just is. And you haven't seen each other. Holidays just passed. Like, it's talking about Christmas gifts. Please don't leak how I talk to my man. Please. Yeah, we don't want to hear that.

Yeah. Yeah. It sounds like kissing styles going back and forth. Everybody wants to hear that shit. It's with Jadicus. Yeah. It's not the right. Jadaicus Jr., Jr.

Yo. Jadaicus, the third. The third. kiss. Yeah. The kiss. The last kiss. The last kiss. Well, there was support from Drake and Meek Mill. They both commented on this saying, Drake, you know, saying this is jail misconduct. You're dragging this talented man. Pretty much they're making cases to throw out the case and the people that obviously leaked that should be reprimanded. I mean, it's definitely an invasion of privacy. It's definitely something that we as the general public should not be privy to and should not see. But again, in

24, does privacy still exist? I don't think so. More so now than never, it's looked at as you being sneaky or weird when you're trying to be private and keep things, you know, intimate things to yourself and your partner. But what do I know? I'm just an old nigger on the internet. Go back to Drake's response real quick.

Meek is an idiot. I just, I would like this a little. Meeks sat up there and tweeted, oh, this is a top tier lawsuit. I shouldn't be privy to this. I shouldn't be able to see this. Why would you retweet it? to your millions of followers. Somebody let me out.

Oh, he retweeted it and said that? Yes. Motivational purposes only. It's the motivator. What the fuck is wrong with you? I think Drake's is worse. Free Young Thug, I think he's completely innocent, but continue to bring light to Atlanta.

Did you guys read the charges? A menacing. That last line was crazy. That's why I like one of my... He's innocent and free him. I'm just talking about the... The court documents. There was no light in Atlanta at all.

One of my home was a very dark, 10 years. We always talk about shit like that, though. Like, he's locked up and I never like say, yo, free you. Hey, nigga, you did that shit. They got the right guy. We have this understanding over to us. He like, nigga, I'm going to sit down for what I did. You know what I'm saying?

But he's like, it's corny if y'all, you know, like, you're like, nigga, I did what I did. That's why I'm in here. I need to suffer these consequences. Yeah, like a lot of people get conflated with like the drakes in the me. He's like, well, he's nice to me. So, therefore, he's positive to the city. Like, yes,

someone can be great to you, but be a monster to a whole other community. Well, I think, I think more so what it is, is just the case has been such a circus and, you know, it's like, at this point they're just reaching and grabbing it, anything, hoping that something sticks.

And then it's becoming, you know, things like this hit the internet. So it's like, I think somebody like Drake is just like, all right, fam. Like, how serious is this shit? all the shit that's going on in the courtroom that we're seeing now this type of shit, you know, intimate videos or with his call with his girlfriend is now being leaked to the public. It's like obviously you're trying to, you know,

make a clown show or, you know, trying to make a circus or people laughing at him and this and the third when it's like, okay, he's still, he's in jail facing some serious charges, but like everything we see coming out of the courtroom seems to be a fucking joke. So I'm just happy they leaked the call like with his actual girl. Because imagine I have to deal with a leak and like it's not your girl.

Oh yeah. That could have been bad. Now you gotta deal with that. Because now you got to deal with that inside of jail. Like, yeah, that's bad. Like Henry Hill when his side chick came in. Oh my God. I can't stop people from visiting me.

I mean, you kind of can. You can put her name on a list like the block list. Like, you don't look her in here. You can go back to yourself. You don't have to sit here. But yeah, this was nasty and I'm sure nothing's going to happen. No one's going to be reprimanded. Same thing with Gunnathan.

Like I know we all ran and debated. if he was a snitch, but no one brought up like, hey, I think this is illegal and someone should be prosecuted for leaking this tape. Like, this is not allowed. And now you're actually putting someone at risk to be harmed because of this. Like, isn't that the whole point?

Never mind. Forget it. Anyways, Taylor Swift was throwing it back at the Chief's game. Stop. No, sorry. What? No. Taylor Swift did what? She did not do that. Nothing of the sort. I saw the photo.

that's not it was AI it's a deep fake oh well she looked great oh you thought when they were spraying her ass cheeks with fuck me painted on it that that was her yeah she's liberating

sexually free I don't know what y'all talk about so mall remember when Trump these photos came out when Trump was getting originally charged and these were all debunked and they were you know it was deep fakes whatever photos of Taylor Swift were circulating

after the chiefs game made from the same company and her team worked tirelessly because they are damn near impossible to find online. But it was very inappropriate photos of Taylor Swift like painted in red, getting like fucked, double teamed, whatever. It was like very sexually explicit photos that were all deep fakes, I believe from the same company. So going into the invasion of privacy and overstepping, you know, what kind of echoing what we were talking about with Thug and Mariah the scientist, this is another thing where Taylor Swift woke up and was thrown into like this show.

shitstorm in all of her fans, which are obviously younger women, were seeing her in all these disgusting, compromising positions and getting fucked. It was just weird. I saw the film this. They looked fake. Like, yeah,

I mean, I get it and it's fucked up, and people shouldn't be able to do that with AI, and it's just going to get worse. But, like, they clearly looked fake to me. Yeah. And I feel like a young person,

I know we have to protect the children because they are our future, but I feel like a young person knew that was fake, too. Oh, yeah. I feel like young people knew that they were fake, but it's not even a, about that. It's somebody put like it feels like she's being like sexually assaulted on the internet. Like that's what it feels like. Okay. Like if you woke up like you're these are sexual pictures of me.

Even if they aren't real pictures, these are pictures of somebody spreading my ass apart. Like this is, that's crazy. Yeah, but if it's not you. But that's not. Whoa. First of all, where the fuck were you guys when all the barbs photoshopped, uh, me on a Harry Potter stick in the broom up my ass. Where were you guys for those photos? Well, that wasn't. No one was there to, where was my shoulder to cry on? That wasn't a fake. They just hacked your eye cloud. I was pressing retweet. I was hitting retweet on the, every morning. I was like,

God, these barbs are so good at Photoshop. Yeah. I mean, I understand, you know, Taylor-Filling disrespected by it, but I mean, it's not you. Like, who gives a fuck. It's not, it's not that it's... That's because it's not chew. They didn't Photoshop a picture of you with your ass spread apart. I know. If they did, and it's not. I'm telling you, it happened to me. Everyone's ignoring. that this has happened to me.

Yeah, but like, Rory, that's one thing. This is, we're talking to us. No, I just think it's not, obviously, the images themselves weren't fake. And I, yes, obviously we can assume most people that saw them knew they weren't real. But it's just seeing someone, especially her and knowing the target audience she has in such like compromising positions and just such graphic detail. What about my target audience? We're good.

Okay. I don't know. I felt very uncomfortable when I saw the pictures and it was. wasn't me so I could only imagine. I don't need to imagine. Yes, I did. Of these Taylor Swift photos, you felt uncomfortable? I did.

I did. Mall, you know it's a big deal of I felt. Yeah, it's weird. I can understand you feeling away. Well, is my mind? Okay. I just want to make sure. Everyone, go ahead.

Rory, if this was you, Lori, put yourself in this position. Well, how would you feel someone's making deep, fake photos and putting you in with a broomstick saying your asshole? how would you feel? I didn't feel good and no one was here to help me even now

I feel bad for her because this is such an unwarranted it's just unnecessary and it was like nine hours I would feel bad for her if her real news believe oh for sure I would feel like then I would be like

Dan that's fucked up this is not her like what the fuck is they to feel bad about it's not her damn she got a good fucking team I can't find these photos anywhere I just saw them earlier too they went viral immediately

shot at them, but... And they're already off the internet. Yeah. Do we really need to feel bad for Taylor Swift right now? That's what I'm saying. Demaris ain't feel bad. I did too. They made me uncomfortable.

When I saw those pictures, they really made me uncomfortable. So I could only imagine if they were me. But it wasn't Taylor Swift. But it's not your like, the point. Like, you don't fuck with the point. It's not her. They're fake photos. Okay, but you guys are no framers to rumors.

If I get robbed and I'm wearing fake jury, I don't feel bad. That shit ain't real? What the fuck? Like, what the fuck is they to feel bad about? Until they come back and beat you up for having fake jewelry. No, that ain't going to happen. But I'm just saying, like, if I had on fake shit and somebody took it from me, I would

like, oh, man, they took my watch. Because I'm not putting myself out to the world sexually, don't do it for me. Are you seeing what I'm saying? Right. But the thing is, these are fake photos. It doesn't matter because these were real, like, real intimate photos that she was sending like Travis or something and they hacked that. It doesn't matter.

and be like, damn, that's fucked up. When people are seeing the photos, it is eliciting a sexual response from them, and I did not sign up for that. Are you seeing what I'm saying? No, real. I did not sign up for people to be jacking off. It doesn't matter.

It's fake. I didn't sign up for people to be jacking off to the pictures that they're saying, it's my ass spread open. I didn't sign up for that. I understand that part. But what I'm saying is, these pictures are not your real person,

your real body. It's not you. These are fake images. You don't understand. Like, I get it. But it's like, what is there to feel bad about it? It's not you. These are fake.

Well, do you think that this is a danger and do you think that this should be? Because Ice Cube, I don't think this is. To Ice Cube and he was really upset about it too. I don't think this is a danger. But I do think that AI, like when they start doing things like generating videos, fake videos of the president, addressing, you know, the nation and shit like that. That's not a real. Then that's when shit is scary and dangerous. But a fucking fake nudes of a celebrity, I feel like that's been on porn sites forever.

Yeah. Like, there's no. danger in that. That shit is, I get how it's disrespectful. It's like, yo, that's not me. What the fuck? But to say, oh, my God, I feel bad. Oh, my God. I'm hurt. I feel like I'm being sexually assault. What? It's not you. That's fake.

That's not who you are. That's not you. Somebody put that together. AI generated shit. Cool. We understand how technology, but that's not you. So it's nothing to feel bad. It's weird, but it's like, that ain't me. As much as I like to argue, I agree with them. Like, you're the biggest star in the world and someone made a fake photo. For me, though, if people, like,

really generated what looked like actual nudes. Like she was holding up the camera in her hotel bathroom naked and it really looked like a nude. Then I would be like, all right, that's kind of fucked up. Even if it's fake, people are really going to think this is real. But that's where. Maybe I didn't see all the photos, but the two I saw were like, this is fake photo. Moving on from those photos, that's where the conversation when I say, fans can even go

on the field. That this can become a danger because like you said, if you think that's not going to happen and very soon it is. So I, yes, that's why I think AI is dangerous. In this case, with this one, no. But I think they're capable of doing what I just explained, of making nudes that we really think were real or sex tapes that we really think are real.

But this was like, like, have you ever gone on a porn site and got a pop-up? And it's like a celebrity's face on a naked body. And it's like, I don't know, but this different. This went viral immediately. Because it's Taylor Swift.

I refreshed Twitter. No, someone, there's someone was behind this that spread this, like, wildfire. This wasn't just a, because it happened and it came and went so fast. They were on the internet for no longer than nine hours. It was Jason Kelsey. It's true. Why would you put that on his jacket? I don't know.

That's fucked up. Because he's the new, we said he's the new Taylor Swift. I'm trying to get her out the paint. I think to Rory's point, Taylor Swift is so famous and she's been dragged through the mud for every day. She can find something that someone's criticizing her for. I think this, and this is probably. probably not an angle people would expect from me. I feel bad for her fans

because they're young, they're kids. More often than not her fans are the little girls that really look up to her. And they're going to see the, they follow everything Taylor. They're going to see these photos and they're probably at that age where they don't understand

that these are fake. That's who I feel bad for it. Taylor, obviously. How old are the fans? Little girls like Taylor's Cliff. She's still, her and Nikki have that a comment. They collect younger fans every year.

Okay, so the girls part. Like 10 year old, I'm thinking about if my niece saw these, I don't think she'd be like, oh yeah, those are fake. She's 10. You would have to as a parent,

sit her down and explain, hey, and that sucks, because why the fuck should I have to do that? These are ridiculous. All right, you have to do 10 minutes of parroting. Like,

what about the whole internet? It's, you have to explain, of course you're going to have to explain these things to your kids. They're going to be on the internet one day. Taylor Swift fake nudes that don't even look like, but now they're not going to look at

someone that they idolize and look up to in the same light again. It's always like there's those kids. It's like it sucks. Because they're kids. They don't have the brain of an adult where they can compartmentalize and say, oh, this is. No, and I agree. So what do you mean?

They're not going to look up to it. They're like, oh, look at this whore. Like they're not even going to understand what's going on. They'll start thinking of these images in those photos, which sucks because now it's changing their perception. I get what you're saying. It changes the perception because they see fake images of somebody that they look up to. And it's like, but these are sexual.

Even if no matter if it's told us, not, these are sexual. images. So obviously for kids, it's a bit much. But I mean, at the end of the day, your parents tell you like, yo, there's a fake. You think these 11 year old 10, 11, 12 year old kids don't know what AI is. They absolutely do know what AI is. They know what fake images are on the internet. They know what all of this shit is. So I don't, I mean, it's sexually explicit, sexually suggestive. So that's a lot for kids. But you don't have to do much explain it to kids that these are fake and this is AI. kids know what AI is. I think you're giving kids a lot of slack.

11 year olds? My fucking nephew was two and knew how to unlock a pat of iPhone before he could fucking tie his shoe. That's different. I mean, people were looking at. These kids grew up with the internet and technology. Our last election was decided because of like fake news and misrepresentation of stories. Like we're, we act like all adults are like they get it. We can decipher what's fake, what's real.

The whole country every day is split on this is. real, this is fake. That's the base of our news cycle. People are idiots. We're expecting kids to be like, oh yeah, no, you got it. Dude, you know that's not her. You know, I'm just saying your parents can explain that to you. You think these... I get how it fucks up a kid seeing sexually suggestive photos. I get that part of it, but... You think they're

running to their parents and saying, oh, hey, guys, I saw these sexually explicit photos. They're not doing that. Kids are not doing that. When you see sexual stuff, even like when you was a kid and you saw sexual stuff in movies, you didn't run to your parents to say that you saw it. You showed your friends and stupid shit like that. I ran upstairs and beat off. Okay. Developing.

Developing brain. So you think today was the first day that a 10-year-old saw an explicit image? No, it's not about. See, now today's the day. No, you're being. They just watched the little Nas X video last week. It's their hero. It's their hero.

It's like when you see Superman get beat up. I've never seen that. If they see, if they come across porn on their timeline, they might look at it snigger and show their friends, whatever. Or they keep scrolling like, uh. But if they see their hero. ass naked on their screen, they're going to stop and that's going to be burning their brain a little bit longer than if it's a stranger.

That's not true. I was a Blue Cantrell fan before and after at that age. I don't even get the joke. What happened? Catch me up to speed. Yo, let me, hold on. Let me, this is a 101.

Yo, how was that on your brain? Like, how did you think about Blue Canstrel? How was that? How was that something? I was trying to think when I was younger when someone's nudes leaked and that was the only person I could think of. What's wrong with him?

Yo, but how old... I think I was like 11. But how old were you was 11 when I'm new... Like, how old were you when Blue Cantrell did the... She did Playboy, right? I think she did Playboy. I think so. Yeah, it was Playboy.

I just remember being young and my friend showing me Blue Cantrell naked and I was like, my hero. I can never listen Blue Cantrell is your hero That's fucking insane She did Playboy that's a job

Like she signed up for that But I think Didn't her nudes leak before she did Playboy And she just said fuck it Like I might as well at this point I forgot how that happened I could be misremember But it's just funny that you just had Blue Cantrell's name

On your head like that That's fucking hilarious I couldn't think of any Y'all don't even know who Blue Cantrell I know exactly There goes the things we used to say There goes the time we spent My hero.

My hero. Oh, God. That's hilarious. When I saw her. Now, play with me. He don't know who blew it. I saw her nipple. But I guess I'm just saying, I feel what you guys.

I get the point. But you guys are also treating 10-year-olds like. 10-year-olds like stuffy. Let's just put it on the table. Stuffing, Christian Republicans. Like, oh. It's a little girl. Taylor, I can never like your music now.

When he said 10, he was actually being generous. I was thinking about the six-year-old. There's younger ones. Five-year-olds. Yeah. 10. I mean, 10's third grade. This hit YouTube kids?

Like, where did you guys think? Tim, this was just online. It was extremely viral. I don't follow anything Taylor Swift related. I only see her when it's like, yeah, but a six-year-old, six-year-olds and seven-year-old shouldn't be on Twitter or Instagram.

But they are. Like, where did you see? So where would kids see this? It would just pop up. It was the only thing. I don't follow any of these accounts. If your six-year-old has a phone with Wi-Fi and social media, they deserve to see the Taylor Swift naked photos.

Yeah. You're a terrible parent. Your kid deserves it. Oh, that's, okay, hold. on let's, I want to circulate a six year old with a, Amara literally has an iPad. And the only thing on there, she doesn't have Instagram or Twitter. But that's not what he said. He said if you are a six year old, if your six year old has Wi-Fi and a phone with

internet, you are a bad parent. That is what Rory just said. With social media. I'm thinking you saying with social media. Oh, okay. Yeah, it was a big thing I said with social media. But a six-year-old having their own phone to scroll through Instagram. Oh, yeah, of course.

Yeah, but there's, now I'm crazy for saying that's bad parents. Give a kid a device and they can in turn do, they can figure out the parental lot. Kids aren't, if you're going to die on this hill, kids are much smarter than they are with technology for sure. So if you give a kid, uh, Apple device with Wi-Fi and you're like, no Instagram, they'll get Instagram somehow. I agree. And now you're further proving my point from before that they've seen crazier shit than a fake photo of Taylor Swift naked. Yeah. If they can do that, they've seen some wild bonded shit happening.

If they see, if they have access to Twitter as six, random girl. They've seen Miss B nasty before they've seen Taylor Swift. Be nasty means nothing to them. We're talking about someone that they fight with life. If I was six years old and I opened up Twitter and saw Miss B nasty, my life would change. No, you would just be like, why is this lady peeing at herself? Yeah. Yeah, my life would change.

They have seen ice spice twerk in the bread aisle. She has put her cheeks all over the turkey and ham at the deli. So a Taylor Swift image is where they're going to be like, whoa. Yeah, because that's the, that's the behavior that ice spice displays. Go pull up to Ice Spice and Taylor Swift video that one screen image of their bodies and shit that's fucking AI. No difference between that and the photos that we're out.

Rory. You be in Hot Take Hanna right now. Hot Take Hanna is hilarious. And I'm really not trying to be. I don't know, man. No, the one when they're side by side. I know. And they put the BBL on Taylor.

Then go back to the Google image shit. The BBL on. They did put the BBL on. They put the BBL on. They put the BBL on. They swapped. What they did is they swapped it. They gave Ice Spice Taylor's ass.

And they gave. So we all know that image. We can't find it now, but I'm pretty sure everyone knows what we're talking about. Go back to that one screenshot that you have of the Taylor Swift AI shit. Oh, I can't find it. Oh, you had it before. Yeah. It's her laying down with her ass up.

It's the same thing. They can handle the Ice Spice video, but they can't handle Taylor? Yeah. Like, I think y'all are putting too much on this. All right. You guys are being a little Bill O'Reilly's right now. That's all I'm saying. I just think that it's a danger and that AI needs some restrictions ASAP.

No, the internet needs some restrictions. Not just AI. The internet. So a lot of shit needs to be restricted on the internet. I told you all the sexual shit on the internet of everything being so sexualized. It's funny. When these photos came out, I was reminded of that I thought of when Demeris said that. And by the way, Amara is not an iPad.

I have an iPad that I let Amara use. Oh, she doesn't have any money. That's her iPad. No, that's my pink case. Yeah, you're styrofoam in case. And first of all, the only thing on there is rain noises and YouTube kids. So when do you think you're going to let Amari a phone? And you have to tap it three times and put the, it's the worst.

I can never even get into that thing. So when are you going to get Amara a phone? Yeah. A phone? Yeah. My niece just got an Apple watch. She's 10. No cellular capabilities, but it has Wi-Fi.

I got my first phone when I was 10.11. I did not. Amara can go into the principal's office area. dial nine and then my phone number and I'll come pick her up. Cap, that's cap. You caping. Wait till she goes to that rich ass school.

I think like six, seven. No, wait until she goes that rich at school. For a phone? Like with a Rory, with a cellular and Rory. If you think, if you think that your child

is going to go to school and you're not going to know exactly what you're not be able to get in touch with your child whenever the fuck you want to, you're bugging out. Oh no, I'm going to put a geotag like somewhere on the body.

You put an air tag in her head or something? I'm going to clip an air tag. Yeah. I think it's less about that. That'll be a first piercing. I think Amara is going to go to one of these very well-off schools here in Manhattan. I already looked at avenues. Can't afford it.

The next tier under that is just as nice and those kids are just as spoiled. They will come into the class first day with the fucking iPhone, iPhone, all that shit. And Amara is going to be like, where is mine? And then you're going to have to make that decision as a parent. Is it better for her to have these things and be like everybody else? Or do you do the 10-toes thing, stand on business, but you don't need that shit? Dial nine. And then she'll be the kid that's aunt left out and looked at in a different light because she doesn't have the device.

I think it's almost impossible. So my daughter won't be the one in the corner looking at the Taylor Swift nudes on her device. That's your decision to make. I thought that's, no, I thought that was the better thing. So how am I a bad parent now? I'm doing what you guys wanted. I'm picking up the Maris's point. You're going to fold and get her these things because everyone should be around what happens.

Six years old. I don't even care about whatever everybody else is doing. If Amara is taking public transportation and, New York fucking city. She's not going to do that six years old. We're not talking about six, five years old. That's not what I'm talking about. I said, what age will you get her a phone?

And then immediately you guys went to six years old. I would say six seven is a good year is a good age. That's crazy. I think that's insane. You can restrict your actions on the phone. What's the fact is a six year old need a phone for? What do you mean? To call your mom, to call your dad, to call 911, like six and seven is not.

What is your six year old doing without you? at school on the school bus? When every adult or parent there has a phone? But I'm just saying, like, what's wrong with a kid having a phone to be able to call you or call 911? He doesn't have to be an iPhone. You can get them.

Just a phone. Yeah. Oh, so if I get them more a flip phone, the kids won't make fun of her. And this scenario you guys are talking about? I don't care about kids making it better off not having a phone. Her ass four tough so that she don't care who make fun of her. I'm talking about for her safety.

It's not as crazy for kids, young kids to have these devices. They're learning. They're literally in school learning. on iPad. I got mine my freshman year of high school, I think. But it's a different time. Oh, wait. I was about to say. I know things have changed drastically, but me getting a phone at 13, 14, I don't think it's changed so drastically that a five-year-old needs a fucking cell phone. That's all I'm saying. Yeah. I mean, but you could reach my first iPhone in college. I think 10 is, I'm the most liberal parent ever. I think I'm going crazy.

I got my first iPhone when I was in college. I had all the bullshit flip phone things. I never had a black hair. If you think that you're not going to get your daughter a phone until she's you're crazy. You're not being related. It's not. Yeah, you're not being related. I could see a phone that like doesn't have cellular shit she would do on an iPad. You can smaller form.

You can restrict the phone to only do certain activities after certain times. You can cut it up, shut it down during school hours, only like right after school, things like that. Like, it's a bunch of restrictions you can put on the phone. She's going to jail break it. When she's seven years old and on a school bus, you're going to want to have your kid be able to call you. Period. You're saying all the adults around her, all this shit. I'm telling you.

you are going to want to know where your daughter is in New York City. Like, that's a cat. Adults steal kids. They touch kids. Exactly. You're going to want your daughter to be able to contact you whenever she needs to contact you. So I should have had a phone is what you're saying? Yeah.

Father O'Malley wouldn't have been able to play hide. If I would have texted my mom, everything would have changed. Father Malie's trying to play hide the marbles again. What emojis would I have sent my mom during that experience? You know, the father, the praying hands? The priest and then marbles. The big eyes with the praying hands. And like the guy doing this, like the no symbol.

And then a sack of marbles. An eggplant emoji? The squirt, the water. Are you okay? Yeah, I see, I didn't go that far. I didn't go that far. He said the eggplant. Yeah, but you said the squirt emoji.

Like, come on. Oh, I mean, that's sick. And it's also not the squirt. Yeah, I'm saying, O'Malley. He's the one, yeah. He's the one squirted? Well, he would do this, this emoji. Hold water.

It's just a trip. No, we know what the emoji looks like. I don't need you to show him. Yeah, this. This is O'Malley. You're traumatizing him. Stop. Trauma.

Not because it wasn't a priest. I don't know why we always go down. You started the trip. It's funny. Yo. Somewhere there is a Father O'Malley that, of course, listens to this podcast. And it's like, why they keep putting that on my jacket, on my robe?

Don't put that on my robe. All my robe is hilarious. Did I tell you guys on my mic? off when this is how funny my dad is and how insensitive instead of asking me like what happened or is everything okay why would you put that on father o'neill yeah yeah yeah you told me that that's funny i think you don't want to ask me what happened you don't care about the actual that's such a dad like it's like a dad question like why would you father o'neal was a great game uh anyways yeah it's fine i'll push his corpse through the airport see all right what okay now go ahead carry carry

Carry that transition. Carry that transition, Roy, go ahead. I saw a clip on my timeline when I was browsing the internet trying to escape Taylor's nudes for ruining my image of her. And I forgot the name of the podcast, but there was two women talking about a family had a grandparent with them traveling. And the grandparent died in the airport while they were in the wheelchair. And no one really checked on the grandparent.

I thought they was taking a little catnap. Sometimes grandparents just be like this. Dead. and pushed her through TSA to the terminal onto the plane and she was dead the entire time. So, but they, I mean, they had to find out once they got on a plane because she has to get out of the wheelchair. Yeah.

Okay. That's when they pushed a corpse through the food court. I mean, I could see that. That's not, that could happen, though. I understand how that happens. Like you said, pushing your grandmother or grandfather and thinking that they just dozed off, went to sleep, like, I could see that happen.

Her head wasn't like loose, though? Patting down. They said the TSA agent patted the corpse down. Like when they went through the, now that's, come on. Like, that's like,

I mean. Because somebody, if somebody don't wake you up, like, if you're touching somebody and they don't move, like, it's like, something may be wrong here.

No, I get you, your grand, your grandparent may be tired, but like, everybody's going to wake up when they go through TSA. Like, nobody's that tired.

I mean. So that should have been like, that's not the corpse. See, see how people on the internet play stupid. That's not. that wasn't the corpse Come on, man

I'm trying to find It was some it was some corpse that looked like They got it out the thriller video We're not doing it Wait, let me see, let me see, let me see Come on, friend That's what they did This is an older story

This is a prop from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre movie That they were had I guess had to transport Yeah, I'm about saying Obviously it didn't look like That's stupid That no

That's ridiculous Nobody thought that gentleman was alive Well I guess I'll ask you this question you guys do you guys go on the trip where are they going? It's hard sometimes to get vacation time maybe they saved up everyone deserves a break

sorry she took a permanent break it depends on where we was headed more Turks you're going yeah would you just leave the body at the airport we'll pick it up on the way home I would just yeah like they would have

hold this and get it and lost and found put a tag on it put them in the airport put them in fridge and can I get it and yeah and can I put them with a lost luggage

put them in a batch room Put them in a bag. Do I still get the corpse's check. Do I still get to check those two bags that came with that ticket? I ought to further questions. Yeah. Do I get her meal since you can't eat? Yeah, I like so disrespectful.

I put my legs up now. Yeah. You get the whole roll to you. Yeah. Yeah. I'm going on a vacation. I'd probably. If I just found that I was pushing my decrepit grandmother through the airport and she was

dead as a fucking Florida. But what happens if they didn't find out until after the flight and she had a middle seat? like what if you were like on the flight what if you were arm to arm with a corpse and had no idea how long did it take before a corpse starts the smell not the smell because that takes that's more like atmosphere when does it start to blue and when does rigor mortis set in

because if you like move an arm and it's like you're like all right that's a few hours and a lot of people shit themselves when they die yeah that's true well a lot of shit people shit themselves when they're alive too like what the fucking yeah i guess That's true. So Rigororos appears approximately two hours after death.

And for those who aren't familiar, it's just your body gets extremely stiff. Yes. And the Kendrick Lamar speaks about this in his song. But I mean, airplanes, like, whatever they do with the air, I mean, who's farted on an airplane? You rarely smell it. No, I've smelled. So I think like a corpse would do all right. I don't know if it's a...

I've smelled a fart on an airplane. I have to. You could tell when somebody... Orie's the one fart in and not smelling his own fart. That's what it is. I was going to make a joke. You would smell it all the way back there? Ooh.

You shot at me. I was mind of my business. Croped us in the hole. And white people have a distinct smell when they fart. Like, white farts is different. You can smell when a white person farted. It's like a different type of smell. Like what?

Wait, hold on. I can't really explain it, but I know when a white person just farted. Like, I can smell it. How you have a seasonless fart? No. No, but it's like a, it almost smells like cancer a little bit. What does cancer smell like? It's just like a smell.

What are you? Like a trained dog? Yeah. Like, I can smell cancer. Like, oh, you might want to get your prostate chest. Being able to smell prostate cancer, it's gay. I'm not going to hold you. If somebody farts, not if I'm fucking sniffing their ass.

What they farted. How's that gay? But how, like, all right. Damn, homie. Get your asshole checked out. Homeward bound. How good is this smell? Like, can you smell the stages?

Like, that's, like, that's, just stage two. Yeah, he's got time. You don't have nothing to worry about, but you want to get that check. But you've walked in a room and was like, it smells very stage four in here. Oh, yeah. But you know when somebody is sick. You can't smell what's my phone.

Like, yo, somebody here is sick. Oh, yeah, for sure. I don't know. I'm saying, it's levels. But it's like, but white people have, y'all have this like the smell where it's like, hmm, don't know what you ate, but it might not just be what you're eating. It might be something inside of you that's like fucking with your body. I had no idea.

You guys are co-signing this? No, I don't buy a second. This is also, you know, this reminds of, remember when Maul said episodes ago when we were at your house, Mall said that we were talking about a story of someone that broke into someone's apartment. And Maul said, that would never happen to me. I can, I would know when he said he had like some spiky sense and he would know

that someone would be approaching his door and he would be able to like meet them at the door before they even broke in. You said some shit like that. He said, if I was dead asleep, because that's what it was. He said if I was dead asleep in someone... We were hotel rooms. Yes. Remember, the story was the guy...

Yes. A manager of a hotel broke into a guy's hotel room and started like coming on his feet and was like, had a foot fetish. He was like playing with this guy's feet. And you said that would never happen to me. I would wake up out of a dead sleep. I could hear... Bro, I'm trying to tell you.

Well, if they farted. Bro, I sleep like, I'm a heavy sleeper, but I can feel when somebody is in the room or moving around. I can feel that shit in my sleep. And I'll sit straight up like, who fuck is that? I do it all the time. What do black people fart smell like? It depends on the holiday.

So white people across the board, 365 days of the year, we have the same part. It's like, yeah, I smell like, it always smells like deviled eggs. Like white people's farts always smell like deviled eggs or like, it's like, it's like an eggy. Okay. You know what I mean? It's like a sulfur type of, yeah, it's like New Jersey. Yeah, it's one of those type of things. Yeah.

Black people have never had a fart that smells like an egg. I'm not saying they haven't. But more times, like, that's what I'm saying. It depends on the holiday. Black people have been eating a lot of potato salad. Gotcha. Around like Christmas, Thanksgiving, things like that. Then you know, that shit would come back to them and kind of like fuck their stomach up.

But white people, y'all farce, we smell like egg, devil eggs in this Valentine's Day. Who the fuck is eating deviled eggs on Valentine's? You know what I mean? It was a cute arrangement. Yeah, but it's just like... It was in the heart. The egg in the shape of a heart is crazy. It was an edible arrangement.

Like, who's eating that? I'm not going to lie when DeMaris made those deviled eggs for the holiday point. I ate like 10 of them. them. And you went home with snow. I haven't go home with you. You went home smelling like shit. Yeah. They were very good. I can debunk this old theory. I farted around a million times and he has no idea. That's not true. You just farted right now. I smell when Rory's farted around me. You too. You don't say anything. I won't say. So far. I'm sorry for anyone that's eating right now. It's a tough. Oh, because they can smell it,

right? No, I mean. What's wrong with y'all? Why are you acting like such panties? I'm so swore with tailors. I'm a hurt. I couldn't sleep. I was good. Can you imagine? I'm sorry. I'm having a billion dollars in that happening to you. I'm so sorry. Anybody that's listening to this, we're talking about farts and you're eating and we shouldn't do that to you. Shut the fuck up.

The fuck is wrong with you, man. The fucking dog. The children's image of their hero is ruined. What the fuck? Y'all are awful people. Y'all felt worse for Taylor than young thug. You don't work. You won't be established.

This thing is facing, he's facing potential life behind bars. Look what he did. He did something. Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, this is America. This is what I'm saying. Innocent until proven guilty. He did these things.

Like, stop, don't do that. You don't know what he did. He just said it. He said, look at Drake's comment. You said, why is he this guy's a terror? I said, I said he was innocent and free thug. Fucking rewind his 15 minutes. He did say that.

Three the guys. Yeah. Which I, can someone tell me what that meant? Three the guy. Is that a typo that Drake put? No, that wasn't a typo. Three the guys. That's what he said.

Drake said three the guy instead of free the guy. Three. I don't know. Probably a gang. Look at Julian. I'm trying to, I'm trying to live in. So the gangs are using numbers now. Three.

Three. Truly humble under threes. I'm doing it for, yeah. It's in their language forever. Yeah. So everyone would go on the trip with the corpse going. I've seen Weekend at Burns. One of my favorite movies.

Also, and we can close this. What do you do in that? Do you wheel them out? Well, yeah. Yeah. Someone else needs the wheel. He wheel them out. Put like a hat over.

Well, they probably called, no, they probably called emergency services who probably came with like a stretcher. They had body bags at airports. But to me that's all in the, but I don't think they would put the body body. They would act like they're tending to like a medical emergency and put them on a stretcher and put an oxygen mask on them. Yeah, because they don't know she's really. They're not going to pronounce it.

Like, I mean, if they're checking for pulse or something like that, they're going to try to resuscitate the person. I guess. I was going to say if they knew for a fact that she was dead, I wouldn't go and do a panic if I'm an airport attendant. I would just push her through the airport, get her out without making it a scene. Just like pretend like it's just an old woman sleeping in a chair. I mean, but you've been on flights with dead bodies that was checked in. I remember sitting on the flights a couple of times and look out the window when they're loading shit and seen them loading caskets all the time.

Yeah, it does happen. It happens. You've traveled with body. I have. Just not sitting next. Someone died on the flight. I don't remember when it was. was.

So, yeah, but I would go, especially if it was lovers and friends. They finally announced the lineup for the Lovers and Friends show in Las Vegas, Saturday, May 4th. This is one of the best lineups I've ever seen for a festival for a show in my entire life. Ever, yeah. And what's funny is the ones I'd put like second, third, and fourth were lovers and friends last year that year. Yeah, yeah. They may have the top five greatest lineups. Well, this is Usher's Festival, right?

he's attached to it somehow yeah so I mean that's just the star power of us he's doing confessions too this is so great like if you use the bathroom you're going to miss yeah I don't the greatest shit ever this is one day how does this when do they start that's what I was wondering

yeah start at midnight I'm just saying like how do you fit in pause all this is like 50 names and not only that realistically how long are there sets and how many stages are there this this is crazy there's so many people well I mean it's a lot of people but that's only going to have maybe four or five songs.

Lil Wayne's doing the Carter three. Dog, Mims is only going to get like a 15 minute set. Yeah. They're not going to give Mims 30 minutes. I love men. They have to be tight in our schedule. Like, whoever is running this has to be. All right, this is why I'm hot.

Just went off. Let's get Paula D. I'm here to walk away. Okay, next. Like, you got to. This lineup is fucking incredible. Look at the names. 98 degrees and the backstreet boys.

That shit is crazy. Like, I want to go to this. and it's on my birthday. Cameron is in the third row. But I feel like it would give me anxiety. Oh, we outside. We're going. Because it's going to be multiple stages.

You're going to have to make some very tough decisions. Yeah. This would give me anxiety walking in. Like, all right, I do want to see Little Flip perform sunshine. But am I going to miss Lummi D? Oh, Jojo's on here? I need to sing Leave, Get Out. Yeah.

And then Lloyd. Luke Antrell would be great on this lineup. Total. Lupé's on here. 702 A. Marie. Like, this is going to be a great show. Oh, where are you got to go see Lloyd perform true? He's not going to

be true. Jay Holiday. You want to see bed? Of course I do. Yes. I'm just saying, like, Jay, that's the first row. This is great. We should go. We definitely should go. Oh, Julian, Jason DeRulo's going to be there.

Well, I mean, that's why I'm going with him. So I'll see you guys there. I definitely, for something like this, I feel like we're going to have to split up. Jodacy? I got to see that. Listen, me,

Jodicy in 2024, I got to see it. Well, let's create some scenarios pretty Ricky on splits. With the ones on the bottom. All right. Maya or Carrie Hilsen,

which stage you've gone to? I'm probably going to carry. Same time. Opposite sides. Maya. They both look good, so I don't know. I probably go to Carrie.

I'm probably going to go to Maya. I need to hear that Fear Flying album. But how much of that are you going to get? Yeah. You're right. You got a,

Carrie Hilsen has hits. I think I'm going to carry. Didn't that recent video? My looks like coming out. She looks good. Who, Carrie? Carrie has to look good since the moment she popped out

the coochie. Like, Carrie looks so good. Yo. Damn. I'm not, okay. I mean,

you know her mom's like that? Like, you just. That's crazy. She's a little pedophile. Yeah. Like, you know, literally.

I didn't mean it literally. I meant it like figuratively. Since I'm, I'm so most of she popped out of her pussy of her career. Okay. Got. That's what I meant.

but I understand how that sounded creepy. Jay Kwan, I want to see tipsy. Oh, for sure. Mario or Pretty Ricky? Pretty Ricky. Pretty Ricky. Because I'll be able to see Mario again. I probably will never see Pretty Ricky again.

Yeah, because them niggas is great to go to jail again. You know that. They always stay. They always stay with a lawsuit. One of them niggas stay with a lawsuit. One of them nigs get a lawsuit soon. You know that. SWV or genuine?

Same time. SWV. That's tough. That's so tough. I'm going genuine. Genuine. And he's going to do some wow shit. He can do that thing where he sits on the state.

Yeah. But that's the thing. Genuine does festival. So I'll be able to see him again. I'm going to go see Dustvv. SWV does festivals too, I believe. Really? I've never heard of him being out of tough.

Tough one here. Kisha Cole or Jodice? That's not tough. Really? Jodacy, man. No, that's not tough. Kish Cole and Jodicy? I'm going to see Kish Cole.

You know, Joth of them don't perform at festivals very often. often like a Keisha Cole set live at a festival. I'm going to see Keesha Cole. You're going to see Casey on stage before you go see Keesicoe. Just because you just don't know what that nigga, you're ready to do. He's younger. We're younger than you, baby. I don't give him a fuck.

Jodicy? I'm going to see you know. Bro, that's an iconic R&B group. I'd go with Mollah Jodice. Come on, fan. We're not doing that. Because you don't like black women. I'm going to see K. Scholl.

I just said I would go to. It was a joke. But yeah. 98 degrees or am I? 98 degrees 100%. Yeah, 98 degrees. I'd probably go see 98 degrees over a lot of people on this fucking list. I got to see.

One, I have to see Nick Lachay and two, I have to ask him why him and his wife ruined reality TV. Okay. Robin Thick is on here. I haven't heard from him in a while. Yeah, I'm going. I don't give a fuck who is performing. I'm going to see Robin Thick. I don't care if Janet's performing.

I'm going to see Robin Thick. That's cat. Wow. I'm going to see Robin Thick. That's nobody on his planet is going to see Robin Thick before Janet. Well, that's because I just saw Jaded a couple months ago. Oh, man. Okay, I understand that.

And I love, love Robin Thick. Oh, this is a tough one. But I also lied. I'm not going to see. They probably will be on at different times, but Ludacris or Sierra. Luda. It's tough, man. I'm going to see Luda.

Sierra. I've seen Luda. I've seen Lidda Chris. Somebody just, it's a, it's a meme going viral where they were saying, um, Sierra should have did the halftime Super Bowl show over Rihanna. What? Like, she's a better performing. Who made that a thing?

I'm seeing like this thing going around. No disrespect. But people are saying like, look it up. Stop going around. Where people were saying like, but if like Sierra is a better performer. Obviously. Rihanna's obviously a bigger star. Plenty of people are better performers than Rihanna.

They don't have the catalog or Kevin Federline was a great performer. That's a sec. Yeah. The names. What's up with you today, bro? Like Blue Cantrell. He was a great dancer. Kevin Fedeline.

Like, are you okay today? What's up with you, bro? Where are you going? Are you in TRL today? Like, when you want TRL? Rory is stuck in the era. Yeah. The key list.

in his system. He was wilder last night. Damn, it's crazy. You guys were like 10 minutes for me and he didn't even like, that's wild. They don't fuck with you. You know that. That's crazy. That's cool. I don't want to be ashamed for naming my son Quebec. Sean Paul's on here. Juvenile Rick Ross. Juvenile.

No way. I've seen Ross perform so many times I'd have to see juvenile. I'm going to see Ross, man. Especially if he performed like he did. Honestly, that tiny desk. I was going to say that tiny desk. Yeah. I just saw Ross. I would probably do juvenile. Even out with a live band is crazy. I hope he does that for this.

Casey and Mary Jay are going to be in the same band. Ooh. Nelly Fretato I would like to see live. She just did a, she just did a few nights at the Voluno. I don't care what she's doing. I just want to see her. She ain't got to be singing.

She ain't got to be singing out. I'll pull up. Neo or T. Payne? Oh, that's tough. Leo's a better performer. What? T. Payne is a great performer. He is not a better performer than Ney.

I have, yeah, Neil's great, too. You guys know I'm a T-Pain stand. I love T-Pain, and I've seen him perform live a lot. He does this EDM shit with his hits that I can't fucking stand. Like, I would go to Neo. I would go to the bathroom. I love T-Pain is one of my favorites ever. I cannot say enough about Teddy Benderass over.

He does this EDM shit at his live shows that is so fucking bad. I want to hear bar tender, bro. I do not want to hear like I don't want to hear that. Play the fucking song. I saw him at a... He did let Palooza and I wanted to throw a fucking bottle.

Oh my God, I remember that. And Paloza had a lot. Not to name drop. I was standing next to Hove and we were looking at each other like, what the fuck is he doing? Damn, bro, you dropped that. And I said, now would be a good time

to go do death of auto tune. Yeah, I didn't like his performance. I didn't like his set at that Palluzza. He laughed and that was like the first time I think I saw a deep pain. And rest in peace to. to my brother Hovane. I text Hovane

because at that point I believe he was managing T-Pain. That's how I booked T-Pain was through O'Vain. And I text Hovane. I was like, what is he doing?

He was like, should have told him not do the EDS shit? I was like, I didn't think I needed to do that. I didn't know that that was. I had to do that. Everyone at Paloza was just like stand.

Yeah, I didn't like that set. I remember saying that. And I was excited to see, because that was my first time I think seeing T-Pain live. So I was like, damn, you know, T-Pain got right.

records. And I saw that and I was kind of like, and then it was a thing where I think he was, he was, he was a, he didn't want to perform or he didn't want to. It was something that we, y'all were talking about. Like, I think he was, he didn't want to perform. And I was trying to back out of the performance. And I was like, oh, that makes sense why he gave that, that said he didn't even want to fucking be here. There was something. It was something. It was something to that effect that was going on where I don't think he wanted to do that event. And you could just tell him his energy when he hit the stage, it was kind of like, you know, let's just hurry him and get the shit over it. And I'm being. Because I do understand that T. Payne gets booked. Like, white people love T. Payne. Yeah. He gets booked for a lot of shit where I'm sure the bartender, EDM remix, goes crazy in Vegas at the day parties. Like, I'm sure that's why it's in his set when he tours,

because a lot of his audience is that and he's doing the right thing. But, like, when you come to Hammerstein Ballroom and, bro, we want to hear I'm sprung. Yeah, we came to hear the shit. We came to hit a shit. Did he know that it was going to be an all-black? Now, I don't want to say all-black, but. Yeah, a black crowd. A black crowd.

Did he know that? Probably not. It was Ducey Paloosa. Yeah, you're right. It wasn't white clawed plaza. Yeah. Duce.

I go to my club ploosa. Like, let's just read the room. Ducey ploosa. White people like Duce and so do Asian people. Yeah. White people and age people like hip hop. But if you hear this is a hip hop night, you're expecting to see some niggers in the room.

Also, you have to understand. A lot of people would like. Right? Yeah, it was a hip hop night. I'm going to hear what my people's at. I don't mean? It's safe to assume that T. Payne is booked and busy. He probably looks at an offer or knows his team is going to make sure he gets his rate.

Just make sure I have a microphone that works. Like, I'm doing so much. I land. I don't know what the event is. So it could have been that case where he literally just knew he had a New York date that night. Yeah. He also does a lot of pop locking and beatboxing in his performance. I remember that too.

Yeah, but I'm not... That's fine with me. Yeah, but I can't see, and I fuck with T-Pain, so I can't, I'm not gonna go to the bell right there. Because if I hit the stage as T-Pain at Ducey-Paloza

and I'm thinking it was another crowd of my mind and once I hit that stage and see who's in the crowd, I'm like, you hold up, I had a whole different set. Give me two minutes and I'm turning to the DJ, go to the shit.

Yeah. He got the folder. Yeah. You know what to go to the pack, my nigga. We hit, we, we in this room tonight. Go to the pack. Yeah.

You know what I'm saying? Like, so that's not an excuse to perform that at D.C. And you know who did that surprisingly, based off their versus effort you would think otherwise. We had all of D.pset for Howard Homecoming in D.C. And once they saw, like, who the crowd was, they got in their, like, B-side bag once they realized who they were performing for. I appreciate when artists do that type of shit. When they really read a crowd and completely change their set. Yeah, you see what you have to sometimes.

You go, wherever city, go into the. room, you'd be like, all right, I already know what they're here to hear. Like, that's why your DJ has different folders, like different set lists. Like, so it was something that happened that night, though, because I remember, like, we was talking about it. And I was like, oh, when shot told me what happened, I was like, oh, he didn't even want to fucking perform. Like, he's pissed off. It was just hilarious that, like, everyone in the Hammerstein crowd was, it went from a party party to everyone stopped and half the crowd was just staring at T-Pain, wondering what the fuck was happened. And the other half was just staring, looking up at

Beyonce. Everyone was just dead still. while T. Payne was playing EDM music. It was like a curb your enthusiasm. It was the weirdest fucking thing I had ever seen in my life. But to answer your question, Neo. Yeah. Okay. Yeah, I'm seeing Neo.

Neo's a great performer. I go with Neo. This is in Vegas, right? Vegas, Saturday, May 4th. Lovers and friends, I'm not going to, I'm definitely trying to make that. That lineup is incredible. Usher, Mary J. Blage, Nelly Fittato, Backstreet Boys, 90 degrees, Ashanti, Jaru,

Alicia Keys, Little Wayne, Janet, Snoop Dog, TLC, Timberlane, Brandi, Monica. Who books this? This is the show that you want to be at. This is insane. Like, just the overhead on this is crazy. How much are tickets available? Can we Google just to see what like a GA ticket costs? I don't know if they're available.

Because I was going to do something for my birthday. Vegas wasn't really in my plans. Oh my God. We're going to go fucking crazy. I'm fucking gone. What? All tickets start in 1999. All right, man. $20 ticket.

This is a scam. This isn't happening. That's not. I'm going to see Janet Jackson for $20. Oh, here we go. Tickets. GA, starting at $325, GA plus, starting at $5.95, VIP, $695. VIP Cabana is not listed, but that seems to be the highest rate. Who the fuck's going to be in the cabana?

You just get a complimenter. You know, it's like a little space, some bottle. little champagne. That's how you want to experience that, though. You want to have your own space. Up to 10 VIP tickets. It's not bad if you split it 10 ways probably.

You see that fucking lineup. I'm going to be running around like a chicken with my head cut off trying to see everybody. But a lot of times, like each stage will have its own VIP area. Yeah. Maybe that's how it works.

I don't know, man. I understand that $600 is a lot of fucking money. That's kind of worth it for the ID. This lineup is worth $600. After taxes, probably $800 something. Oh, yeah, at least. Yeah, that lineup is worth it. So we go.

That's something to save up for to like do. I'm down. I mean, should we start being those fucking losers that hit up all the booking agents? I'll hit up Jason. What, wipe you. Jadiketh? Derulo.

Oh, you meant Jake. I'll hit up Jason. You heard Damaris? Jadicus. Where did you get? Oh, because his name is Jason. Everybody knows that Jadikas is short for Jason. Yeah, now.

We're going to hit Jada kiss and tell him like, yo, we're trying to go to lovers and friends. What's up? And he's not on this? No, no way on the bill. Asking Jada kiss, can we get tickets to a festival you're not on? What do we be talking about? He can't even get,

never mind. Okay. Wow. I didn't need to wait. Nah, that's a shot. That's cool. No, finish your shot.

No, it wasn't a shot. I'm just saying he wasn't on the light up. So that was like kind of the joke like he can't even get. Why are you asking me to get you tickets? I didn't even get tickets because I'm not on the light. He might have been great on that light up. I can see them performing with Mary. I can see that.

Actually, they got records with a few people on that lineup. The only person missing on that lineup is Mariah, but Mariah don't sing live like that anymore. And if you have this lineup like a- Mariah don't do, she's Santa Claus. She don't come outside before Christmas?

Yeah, she's already back and hiding. What the fuck you see Mariah carry outside in the summer, spring? You ain't never see Mariah carry outside. See Mariah. It's crazy. You've never seen Mariah Carey in May, June.

You don't see Mariah carry until Broadway start putting up holiday lights. That's when you see Mariah Carey. You ain't seen Mariah carry no the time of you? How do you think Mariah gets along with the rest of Nick's baby mothers? You think Mariah gets along?

You think she's in the group chat? In the group chat. No, she's in the North Pole. Not fucking with nobody until Christmas. Like, that's it. Holidays must be interesting. She got to work her ass off to help Nick and his kids. She got her kids.

She ain't got to help his kids. But those are her kids' siblings. She ain't got to help them. true me she ain't got to help to get them kids so when they go to McDonald's only orders for her kids you know what if you think maria carries kids wasn't that like a twitter debate one day yes i remember that yes one of the dumbest debates ever that was so stupid we get into these dumbass debates online oh god i hate it they argue about the stupidest shit i try to start a debate last night with that tweet which one just to see the serial killers like do you put your socks on before

after you get dressed after you put your socks on after you put your pants on Yeah. Sox are the last. You put your socks on after you put your pants on. Yes. Unless, hear me out, unless I just did a full lotion. Because when I do the full lotion, then I put the socks on first. But other than... You don't do a full lotion every time you show? No, of course. But if I'm just getting dressed and like I didn't just recently shower, like not like, okay, so when I go to work, I shower, I come into work. But I'm talking about like if I'm getting dressed to run to the grocery store or something like that and I just throw clothes on, no, I don't put the socks on first. That is insane. Wait, you have a different routine based on the activity that

You're getting ready for work You're getting out Going out ready for the day If I've been in the house If I showered earlier in the day I still get dressed the same way Yeah that's no I get dressed the same way

No I put my socks out after Like to me I would think you shower You lotion if you if you if you Somebody that lotions Then you put your underwear on Yep Then you put your socks on

Nah Clothes full fully clothed Who the fuck puts on jeans And then say Damn let me throw these socks on That's in that's psycho-killer shit to be. The only time I do that, the only time is if I'm kicking it at the house and like I'm barefoot for a minute. So what I just fucking said. No, no, no, no. But if I'm going out, if I'm

actively going, I do what mall saying. I'm putting my socks on after. Even if you're barefoot in the house, you would put your socks on before your jeans. Yeah, well, I mean, if I'm in the crib, I'm wearing like sweats shorts or sweats or something. So you would still have your socks on before. I'll just go into slippers, no socks. I'm not. I'm confused now. There's no sock. That's why I'm saying I wouldn't put a sock. There's no socks when you're just chilling out. I have just, I've heard my slippers. Okay.

I mean, listen, some people do that. I don't. I'm just so much. What if your socks are to go with what you're wearing and you're looking for what you're wearing, the socks would go last. Which is probably, I always put socks on last, but. Yeah, it doesn't matter. But I am a serial killer.

Yes, it does matter. It doesn't matter when you know what the fuck you're wearing. I'm just saying you, once you know what you're wearing, so you put your clothes on and be like, what socks shall I wear? And you're barefoot with jeans and a fucking hoodie on. looking for socks? That's fucking insane. I think it's weird when like, I like wool socks.

Like, just standing in my drawers and wool socks is weird to me. I think standing in jeans and no socks and looking for socks is weird. Because then you got to like lift your pants up to put the sock. It's like what the fuck are you? I mean, it's just an unnecessary stuff. It's like you put your socks on and then you put your pants on and then put your sneakers. That's not a serial killer is if you put your shirt on before you draw. I was going to say, that's a serial killer.

Do you want to need to poo and just go shirt first? No, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, I don't, my family's name saying like that. You never boot out? No. No. My grandfather would roll in his fucking grave. So I put a shirt on that's a girl thing. That's why I don't do it. Oh, so if you got that adds up, you got that Yeah, putting your socks on before your pants

is the way to go. You got to put your socks on first and then your pants. Will you guys judge me if I sing every word to Craig David seven days in front of you? You wouldn't be in front of me. I walk away from you. What if I followed you? What if I followed you rapping? We'll call security. following you. And then what if I did the most deaf remix verse and most wasn't there?

Like once Craig's stop, I just kept going. I would think that there's something wrong with you. Maul, you said something else. Mouthwash before or after you brush your teeth. Was that another thing you were trying to figure out if people were serial killers? Well, that was something just because everybody has different routines. That's after. I was just thinking.

No. You floss mouthwash brush. Oh. Yeah. That's the way you're supposed to do it. Oh, you brush first. And then the mouthwash is like whatever's loose. and left over.

That's what you get all this shit out and spit it out. Yeah, I brush, mouthwash. And if I'm flossing, brush, floss, mouthwash. Yes. That's what I used to do, too, until I found out that I guess the mouthwash is rinsing away whatever the toothpaste is supposed to keep your teeth white and keep stuff from sticking on your teeth. You rinse it off when you do mouthwash.

So you're supposed to brush last. Well, I mean, fluoride is killing our brain and our teeth anyway. So, I mean, me, I'm a mouthwash before and a type of person. I'll do like peroxide first in the mouthwash. Oh, yeah. I mixed my mouthwash with hydrogen peroxide. Do you guys brush your teeth before or after breakfast? Well, that's actually not a bad transition.

Get the transition? Are you mad? This is the episode of shitty transitions. I'm just hilarious in the breakfast club back at it. That was a good radio transition. It actually wasn't bad. That was terrible. Yeah, no, it was really bad.

It wasn't bad. It was terrible. I hope everyone listening. is cringing in their car. They are. Anyways, with that said, I brushed my teeth after breakfast. Jess hilarious, Charlemagne, DJ, Envy.

I think it was what last episode, two episodes ago. We had announced that she was going to be the new co-host that clearly didn't happen. Oh, so we thought. That's what we thought. Envy and Charlemagne had been going back and forth about how IHeart won't hire someone. But we didn't think that there was beef between Jess, envy, and Charlemagne.

clearly there is. Envy and Charlemagne were talking about Mary J versus Siza, which I don't even particularly care to talk about. Jess hilarious then reposted it and called them trash. What do you mean Mary J versus Sizzah? What do you mean Mary J versus Sizzah? They were comparing the two.

In regards to what? I don't know. Just they were like she's the new Mary. Oh, so that's not... I could be misquoting them. Sorry for doing that. I just don't particularly care to have a Mary and Sizzah debate, but I get it. They're on the radio and have to talk about shit. Well, I don't think that's what they said Because I don't see what Jess would have

What would be upsetting Jess to jump in at and say that It said Siza is this generation's Mary And then she said they're trashed for that opinion What? That's not a, that's not disrespectful. So why they- This has nothing to do with Siza and Mary J.

Jess just found one reason to call them trash. Yeah, that's- There's something is going on behind the scenes. Right, so we could get that out of the way. It wasn't the fact that she didn't like them comparing Siza to Mary and calling Sisy. of the new Mary J. Blod's because there's nothing that anyone would be upset about. That's a compliment. No matter what topic I think they were discussing that day, Jess was going to call them

trash. Yeah. Nothing to do with Sizzor or Mary Jay. But I didn't think there was real beef. I could see there being a beef with Jess and I-hard or something like that. But I haven't publicly seen Charlemagne or Envi say anything negative about Jess. So there had to have been some wild behind the scenes shit that happened. Well, Cam New, And Brandon Marshall were on the breakfast club. And before they finished the interview, Cam asked what happened with Jess Laris. And Charlemagne and Envy did their best rendition of sidestepping that question, avoiding answering it. So obviously, there's something, whether it's legally, they can't speak on certain things, whether, you know, I don't know, just personal issues and feelings that they just don't want to talk about.

Obviously, there's something to this story. Or we're completely overthinking this and knowing how Jess speaks, she would have said this on air to their faces and it's not that big a deal. She's just in on the conversation and she's not actually calling them trash. She would say y'all trash in person and we're not getting or reading the tone that is in this post. Ma, can you read what she said? She said, these niggis trash, envy shut up. I know artists be pissed when old heads do this because now everybody negatively comparing Cizzer to MJB

and it ain't even her fault. What is the negatively comparing? See, that's what... But you know the internet. So, yeah. So, like, once they brought up the conversation, the internet is now probably killing, says, like, she ain't no fucking Mary J. Blige.

Yeah. And Sizzer didn't even volunteer for this to have it. This is a home mind of her fucking business. Now her mentions are full of why she's not married J. And it's like, I never said I was. What to fuck? Yeah, but I mean, this is what we do in our culture. We compare artists from other generations to current artists.

I don't think that envy and Shalameenalamee were trying to slight or disrespect says about comparing her to Mary J. Blage. So if the internet took it and tried to turn it into Cizza could never be Mary. Cissor's not on Mary's level. Cissor's Trash, whatever they were saying, that's the internet. That's not Charlemagne and Envy's fault. I think they were paying homage and paying respect to Cizza in which she's done so far in her career. And she is the new queen of hip-hop soul. I mean, to be honest, I don't think anyone would have even noticed that Charlemagne and DJ Emmy were talking about Cizza and Mary J.

And Les Jess did this. Yeah. That it wasn't like this, because they're trying to keep up with this. This clip went viral like, whoa, Charlemagne talks about Sizzam and Mary Jay. Like, yeah. Well, this was probably in between music almost damn near to a commercial break that they were shooting the shit.

This clip would have never went anywhere had Jess not done. Well, it's, she reposted a shade room thing. Why? I take everything I said back. I was what to say. I take everything I said back. But they said they, Charlemagne,

the God and DJ Envy gives scissors her flowers. So I'm saying, this is not disrespect. None of this was rooted in disrespect for scissors. But that one's arguing about, it's way more about just commenting on Charlemagne and the alcohol. Yeah, but that's just, that's just, so yeah, it's something deeper to this.

She just don't like these dudes or she don't fuck with them. Something happened. They're not cool. They obviously aren't working together anymore. So, I mean, that is what it is. I can kill us. Like, what could have happened? Charlemagne was pushing for her to have the job.

I mean, you know, I should go. I'm sure her was as well. Contracts, money. Shit like that. Maybe she felt like she wasn't being... You don't need Dame Dash to tell you that they don't own the breakfast club. Like, that is not. Yeah, but they probably...

Just did not speak to Charlemagne and Envy about negotiating a contract. Yeah, or... Or he may have did what he did to us. See? He made what back there did that shit. Y'all I don't think she were for what y'all trying to pick. Charlamagne really said that shit about him. Wait, what?

That was some... And I have no issues with Charlemagne were all past everything. Even if he was here, I'd laugh. about it too. Like, that was some real, that was some real female shit. That was crazy. Yeah, wait. That was, wow.

We were at home minding our business. Like, what the fuck? You know, I mean, you know, you give people a mic, let them talk long enough. They're going to say some shit that's, you know, like, whoa. And I could be wrong. I think Charlemagne did apologize to us and was like, I probably should say that. And I don't know. It ain't no probably.

You shouldn't, you should never say that. But, I mean, I, listen, it's no beef. It's all love, Charlemagne. But, nah, he probably, you know, it's probably some shit like that way. They probably went to envy and, and Shalom man was like, yo, you know, like, we might have to take, you know, cut back here somewhere if we're going to bring Jess in full time. And they probably was like, you know what a nigga do that?

That means, nah, we ain't rolling with that plan. Like, we cool on Jess hilarious. Like, she's funny, but we cool. We ain't taking no pick up. I think Jess is perfect for that slot. She is, though. I think she's dope. You know how they were doing the, like, guest filling thing for a while?

If they would have reached out to you. let's say they continued to do it and reached out to you to do the breakfast club for a week. Would you do it? Breakfast club for a week? Yeah, they had Loon was up there. Of course, Jess was there, a bunch of different people rotating

when they were looking for a new host. Oh, it would have to be a conversation off air first between me, Charlemagne, and Envi, though. Just to make sure they know, like, I don't got, I just feel like it might still be a little funny energy there. And not for me, because I don't know them personally to have any funny energy.

I didn't like what Charlemagne said, but even that's like, water under the bridge. I don't think of fuck about that. But just I would have that conversation. I wouldn't just show up and cameras and Mike be rolling and just, I was like, not because I don't want to talk about that on air before having a personal conversation about that. We could address

that type of shit on air because, you know, fuck it, we men, but yeah, I would do it. I mean, the Breakfast Club is an important part of our culture. It's not what it once was, but it's still an important brand in our culture. And if they wanted to have me on for a week to sit down and kick it with them and

address the culture, I would do it. You know, they start recording at like 7 a.m. Okay. What does that mean? No, it's a long day. Say what you want to say. It's a long day. It's a long day. They're from 7 to 10. All right.

No, what are you trying to say? Like, I'm not, I wouldn't beat you at 7 a.m. It's early. It's early. It's a radio start. Like, I know, yeah. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, what? Say what you're saying? Be a man, staying on your business. What you say it? You have to get there on time and be there at, or ass crack at dawn before the sunrises and record. I'll be there. Can I ask you for a drop outside after you park? That'd be a fun sketch to do if you did the breakfast club.

Yo, that would be fucking hilarious. Ask them all for a drop. And then chase me. What was Charlemagne supposed to do? Stand there and get beat up. I always said he did the right thing. Yeah, I'm fucking running. He always did the right.

What the fuck you want me to do? Yeah, y'all trying to jump me. Two guys trying to beat me up. Yeah, I'm going to run away. I'm not standing here playing like I'm Steve Seagall with y'all. Like, I'm not. We're not doing that. Yeah, like, we're not doing that.

Like, I'm going back in the building where security is that. Like, niggas trying to beat me up outside my job. I'm so glad this didn't happen, but that would have been probably the most viral clip of all time had he ran into traffic and got hit by a car. Damn. What the fuck, Rory? Rory. Jesus.

That happened, though. Did you see that video where they was pressing some dude in Times Square? I guess he was trying to play like he was a Crip or blood or something. Yes, I did see that. And they was pressing him right in Times Square. And then, like, he got so scared that. Like, he was chasing him. He ran into the street and got hit by a car.

It's fucked up though because if he would have got killed That's like you could face charges for that Yeah You know what I'm saying? Because you chasing somebody and they run into the street Like that falls on you I want to make it clear I never want Charlemagne to get hit by a car It was just when I watched that video for the first time I was like wow he's lucky he didn't get hit by a fucking car

No but it's early though in the morning Down there still New York City downtown No but not that block is not it's not like That car traffic is not crazy like that 6, 7 in the morning That's a very like off. That's like in the cut. You're chasing the city.

That would suck. It's a mad place for you to hide. Yeah, it's actually probably a good place to get chased. Yeah, but what time is it? Like, if it's high noon, I'm not running, your niggas ain't chasing me down, fucking. Oh, older you? Down, down Housie.

Like, I'm not running down Housin. Yeah, I'm not running down Housden at noon. Like, I'm not doing that. Then niggas see it? Like, you just niggum all getting chased on house. That's not happening. But then also getting beat up at high noon, like, and sweating on the walk home.

Yeah, but if it's more people outside and you get, as long as you look like you fighting back, you could get jumped. That's all right. Niggas, I'm like, yo, I ain't going to keep swinging, though. But if you run it, imagine you don't swing when you're getting jumped. Like, you got, you see you running down housing and you knocking people over trying to get out the way?

And niggas is chase, that's bad. That looks bad. Just how I say, yo, niggas had a gun on him. You'd rather just get jumped, then try to run away, then try to evade it. If it's enough people, if it's, if it's, I'm talking about, like, like, like lunch hours in Midtown.

Everybody's outside walking around. How many people trying to jump me? Because if it's more than three, I'm running. At like one o'clock? If it's more than three, I'm running. I ain't running. To be honest, two to three is where I'm definitely running. If it's just six of y'all, this will be, this will be easy.

Six people? You taking that? Six people, they don't know how to fucking, it's so hard to jump somebody with six people. Make that make sense. Six people right now try to press you and jump you. You're going to stand there and fight. people you're running. They'll actually

beat my ass the three of them. Six of them are going to hit each other. They're going to be trying to push to get kicks in. There's not a lot of space for their arms to go. I know that's in that theory in your mind. It seems correct. Wait, I want to make clear. I'm running regardless. I'm saying, I would hope. Six people swinging and kicking. I will take

a large group of people jumping me over three people any day. I'll take six arms and legs before 12. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, I mean, to Rory's point, though, they're fighting for space. Everyone wants to get their lick. Like, there's a lot of... They start getting mad at each other. But this is the...

No, but this is the thing. Because when you fight in two, at one point, them two gonna get tired. You fight in six, they taping each other in and out. Tag teaming your ass. Nobody's getting tired of whooping your ears. If they're smart, they would do that.

But I, to Rory's point, I think all six would probably go in at the same time. When jumping's happening, they're not always like Navy SEALs. Like, sometimes they're just dumb asses. They're just like, yo, let me kick them. When them 15 blood niggas was in that hallway Now once it I'd be like

Nah I can stay in here fight It's 15 they're gonna be hitting each other trying to hit me That theory never crossed me I'm running regardless I was like nigga I'm calling I wanted to call the pole See this is the time where I wish I had a cell phone Because I'd have been right in showty's room

Like I'd have called the what Nah And they was old You know when you're young and you see older dudes You're like I'm about to call the cops on them Like I'm not about to fight these old ass men out here And they wasn't even men But they were just older to me

Have you ever called the conversation? on somebody more? Call the cops on somebody? Yeah. No. Never called the cops on somebody. I've called the cops because something happened like and I was like like either in front of the building somebody got like cut, beat up, hit by a car, like shit like, shit like

called the cops. Somebody's laid out right here. I called the cops last summer. Saw a guy overdosing on a bench. Well then that's when you would go. No, I meant like call the cops on somebody. No, no. It sucks.

And I had to wait. Like what would I be calling the cops on somebody? I don't even know what I would call the cops on somebody. I don't even know what I would call the cops. Like unless they break into my house or something like that, then that's different. I've called the cops multiple times. I'm my neighbors. You call the cops and your neighbors for what?

Because I told them multiple times, my dog gets really nervous around five every 4th July. Listen, y'all can do this shit. Oh, you want to those. You check out. Yeah, check out. She won't. I'm a dog lover. Yo, that's crazy.

Why the fuck are you popping? That's crazy. From July 4th to September 5th. No, bro. I thought she called on July 4th. She's a cop-cola, yo. Take the big-ass fucking steak-fair fireworks from front of my house. She's a cop-cola, you know.

September 5th, yep. And Duke. Oh, well. Yo, that's not crazy to nobody else but me. She calling the cops. So, niggas, bust the fireworks. Yeah, because my fucking dog for a whole entire summer is fucking about to shit herself running around the house scared because y'all been popping fireworks for three months straight.

And they're not just cute little fireworks. Pee-poo! They're them big ass. Boom. Pop, pop, pop, pop, pop, no, bro. I never thought a dog would live with a rat. Roy was sitting on that. He was seeing.

It was bubbling, like a fart. He couldn't wait to let that out. That was a white people fart. That smelled like eggs. That was great. Yo, I never thought I see a dog live with a rat. Yo, that sound like the title of a fucking soul. That would be in Janica's verse here, for sure.

Never thought I see a dog live with a rat. You'll be, that's a kiss ball right there. 100%. Did they learn? Have they not done it since? Oh, no, they learned. This year was the first year. I think I called the cops on someone.

Someone was parked in front of my driveway and I need to leave. Right? But I'm a rap. What happened? Did they move their car? No, I went to my neighbor's house, like, within the race. Y'all know the end of my street. And I asked, like, I wasn't going to call the cops.

But nobody... It wasn't your neighbor's car either? No, nobody knew whose car it was. Oh, then not. And I could not get out of my driveway. I needed to leave. So that's different. That's different.

I understand that. I'm thinking like you just saw the car. And I didn't really call the cops. I called the tow number that's like on the for the city. I still rat it. You got their card. No, but that's different though. The first of all,

they're not supposed to be parked in front of your driveway. That's number one. Everybody knows. You don't park in front of somebody's driveway. That's stupid. So I understand that. I thought you meant like you just saw it out your window. No, I knew somebody's called.

Oh yeah, but if you're trying to leave and you ask the neighbors like whose cars is and nobody knows, then that's, you're supposed to do it at that point. I didn't want to call the. cops because that takes a long time. I'm hoping it was the neighbor. That's what I was in knowing. I learned that when I called the guy that was overdose and they were asked me a thousand quiet.

I was like, dude, I was walking to the gym. I was like, I don't know this guy. I'm just trying to be a good Samaritan. And then they asked me 100 questions. Like, can you wait? I was like, fine. Like, it just got, it got annoying. It was like 20 minutes.

I mean, I'm not here to shit on cops. I know Blue Lives matter the most, but cops are assholes when you're trying to help somebody. Because I had a similar situation in Kia's building where there was somebody that was, was clearly having a reaction to drugs. And then when the cops did show up, they were so fucking rude to me.

I was like, I can leave. Yeah. Like, I got nothing to do. A favor. Like, what the fuck are you mad at me for? Because they're mad that you called them and now they got to come help a fucking drug addict. Oh, damn.

I know. Did not do my job? Yeah. Anyways. Do we have voicemails? Yeah. You've got mail. This is fun.

We, guys, did you know, there's listeners in Iraq? Yes. We have like two. This is one of them. One of two. Yeah. So. Hey, everyone. How are you guys doing? Lori, Mal, Julian and Demers, I have you all doing fine.

My name is Baz. I'm from Iraq, a 27-year-old doctor who had a question about relationships and careers. So basically, I'm in a situation when unless shit really goes bad, that I have a chance to come and do my residency, my medical residency in the U.S. However, my current partner does not like the amount of work it takes to be able to even apply for a residency in the U.S. And she wants us to stay here or to just go to a country with a less strict set of rules for being able to practice medicine. And so, as you might imagine, I cannot decide which one to do. Do I chase my dream, think that I've always wanted my dream job, or do I stay here and be with my partner?

I would appreciate an info, and if any of you guys have had a similar situation in your lives, we have to choose between your professional life and your personal lives. Thanks so much, huge fan. Well, thank you, Baz, all the way from Iraq. I would say at 27 years old, I would say choose your professional career over partner right now. 27 still fairly young. But chase your dreams while you can.

Yeah, let that part of go. Let the partner go. Have that conversation with her. You guys have obviously two separate ideas of where you see your life going. And if being a doctor in America is what you've always wanted to do, don't just settle on your life because your partner wants to stay in the area that they're. And you can do that in a respectful way, have that conversation with them and move on. Definitely chase your dreams.

She wants to stay there. I mean, I will say it is funny, though, to hear that because you ever getting a cab and the cab driver was. Like, I was a doctor in my country. Yeah. It's difficult. Yeah. But if that's his dream, I mean,

you already made it to become a doctor, which is extremely hard no matter where you are. So clearly he's ambitious. So I think you obviously have the skill set to become one here. Yeah. Yeah. Go for it. Go for your dreams.

Always go for your dreams when you can, while you can. Yeah. And thank you for your service too. For coming to our country, a country that's not yours and volunteer. Well, dedicating your life to helping people,

that's appreciated. You said thank you for your service? Yes. He's not here yet. Okay, well, he's doing what it has to do to get here. He's going through the steps that you have to do

to become a doctor in America. He said that at the beginning of voice. And we have to thank him for a service because as Americans, you know, traditionally we've always loved the Iraqi people. Like, that's why we went over there

because we wanted to help them so much. Yeah. Yeah. So they're like, they're like Americans. So we have to thank you. We made them like us. So they're better now.

Thanks. Thank you, and everybody. You're welcome. You're welcome. Honestly. Yeah. If you think about it.

I think, you're welcome that we exist. And you're lucky to even. It's a pleasure for you to know us. Yeah. You're lucky to even have the option to come here. You're so lucky that you and your country had absolutely nothing to do with the 9-11.

Yeah. And then we invaded you guys. You're lucky we chose you. You were the chosen one. Boss, Bob, actually, you don't know how lucky you are. You should listen to your partner. Boss,

let me help you out, boss. You have no idea how lucky you are. Actually, y'all are like, I was hoping we go there. My bad. I'm sorry. Hey, boss, we love you.

Thank you from all the way from Iraq. We appreciate you, bro. But all jokes aside, though, if coming to America to be a doctor is your dream, follow that. But also maybe looking to some other countries. Sometimes our dream is wrong. Like, Canada's pretty cool. You don't have to do America. Yeah.

But I get it. But I get it, though. If you all you want to do it, go. The process is similar to them. I get it though, man. Because some of these people, they come from places where it's like, God, damn. Like, I thought the projects here was bad. you go to some projects

and some other countries and some other parts of the world, you're like, yo, like this shit is crazy that people live like this and that's a real thing.

So, I mean, I understand why people look at America as a place because it's opportunity, it's education, it's, you know.

Also the best doctor. It's some fucked up things about America, but listen, we can be real, it's some great things about America as well. Of course.

That's where I think people get it fucked up up when we critique America. Like, we're not appreciative of how great. it is, but now we're just supposed to shut up and not critiquing is what got us to a good place. Yeah. That's what created America. Let's keep critiquing and try to be the best that we

possibly can be. It's like, when you say you're having a bad day and people are like, what are you having a bad day for? Like, you have this, this, this, this and that. Yes, I do. And I'm very grateful. I'm still having a bad day. You know, some people died today. It's like, I'm right. Okay. Yeah. Some people don't, my parents were super like, you know, there's kids that are growing up with no food and running water and you're complaining. It's like, I'm sorry. you're literally emotionally abusing me right now but I have food and water so thank you so much

it's real, it's your fault for raising me in this great place that I take for granted yeah, all that stuff's real that was sad fuck. Yeah, I agree with what you guys said it's your career you get one shot at it

if you're hyperfix on living and go for life here come here and if she's meant to be and if she really wants to be with you she won't it's not a diss to say take the easy way out and get it.

like if he really wants to make this work, she'll do it with you. Yeah. It's not like you're asking her to do something that's like making her worse off. You're asking, it's something that is challenging to her. And yes, it's some extra work, but in the end, she'll probably end up a better doctor for it. So it probably end up making a lot more money. So. Yeah.

And we really need your tax dollars to fund Israel. So please. And I don't lie to you. Or he should go to it. It's bad bitches here. There's a lot of bad bitches in America. I'm just letting you know. There's a lot of bad bitches in Iraq, too.

Yeah, very true. That is actually. Underneath all of the, you know. I'll say it. Underneath what, ma'all? Under what? Under what? Under what?

What's it? What are you called? What are you called? Yeah. What's it called? Is that what you thought I was going to say? You stole. That's, I would never, I would never, don't even, I'm not even.

Do we have any more voicemails? Wait, what you say? No. Just leave it. Just leave it. I'm trying to get us out of it. But I want to know now. You know the floodstones? Just Barney's last name.

Oh. Yeah. I mean, that was in the mid-2000s. Yeah. Oh, yeah. They definitely rebuilt their society from that. Do we have any more voicemails? Yeah.

Actually, it's funny we did this one because the next one has to do with the ability to improve your life economically in this country. We talked about capitalism. So a caller from South Africa, we're going international today. The caller from South Africa called in to critique Rory. particular on certain things that you said about a socialism versus capitalism. I'm here to learn and I'm admittedly stupid. So, all right.

I would love, I would love a critique. Here you go. Hey, what's up guys? My name is Malcolm. I'm from Johannesburg, South Africa. Shout out to my Joeberg people. And before I get into my voice recording, I just want to point out, you guys have a lot of friends in South Africa.

You know, just keep that in mind for when you're next planning your trips, your international trips. But, yeah, so I really appreciate the. Patreon episode you guys had in the discourse surrounding the different economic and social systems and where you guys kind of stand on them. I've been in the U.S. for seven years and I found that because the U.S. is so imbued with capitalism, a lot of people don't know where they stand on things. So I think that conversation serves a greater purpose in kind of just informing people or even just getting people to think about things, you know, to kind of see where they

where they stand on different topics. I do just want to make one correction to the conversation, and that's to Rory, in expressing your love for capitalism and the red, white, and blue. All right. Go ahead. My love for capital. No, that's you.

That's you sure. Let them keep going. No, Mr. Millionaire, you said you're happy that you were able to do what you did. No. You love capitalism. That's what you said. Continue. You're pointing out that you feel capitalism allows for some socialist components.

That's actually not true. It's the other way around. socialism has two forms, markets and non-market socialism, and in market socialism, there can be a profit incentive, which is capitalism. It's just in socialism that the means of production are controlled by the workers, so like a union. I think what Rory was speaking to was communism,

more so than it was socialism. I can't really get into it because it's a 90-second voice note. But shout out, Baby D. I am a Democratic socialist too. Love the podcast. You guys are incredible. Shout out to Malcolm and shout out to all our listeners on South Africa, we are fully aware

of the fan base we have out there. Absolutely. We looked into trying to do a show there last year. Financially, it didn't make much sense, but it is like a huge priority for us to get out there. We are well aware of how many

South African listeners we have and we thank you so, so much. And thank you, Malcolm, for telling me I'm stupid because you are correct. I don't love capitalism. The only thing I'm going to give some pushback to him on is when he says capitalism does not allow for any socialism.

We have some socialism. There's redistribution of our taxes. When we were talking about calling the police, the police show up. That is a form of socialism to some degree. Our wealth is being distributed out, no? Is Social Security not a form of socialism? Well, I don't know if that's a... Well, yeah, I guess I see.

In the context of what you're saying, I understand what you're saying, yeah. I get it. But he sounds obviously way more informed than... I am. And on Patreon, I admittedly so, did spew out a lot of shit of yelling. I was wrong and strong on a lot of stuff. And I like the approach. I appreciate voicemails like that. Yeah. Like somebody that's obviously listening and has some critique or things they want to say in response to something that we said and informing us on where we were wrong. And I like that. I like, I appreciate that voicemail.

Shout out to Malcolm from South Africa. Yeah. And I obviously. need to do more research on stuff. I can admit when I'm wrong about stuff. And I'm well aware that I sounded much more on the communism side, but I also feel that communism has a lot of socialism in it. So my point doesn't stand,

but that was the approach I was taking. I'm always here to learn, always here to be wrong, especially when it comes to this type of shit, because I would like to learn from people that understand it, so I'm not screaming and scaring rel Patreon. That was a, not to shamelessly plug Patreon, but that was a very good episode.

That was a great conversation. So, yeah, I like when people, like, leave notes and actually add more to the conversation. And even, like, I know you always sift through the hate of comments and shit, like, whether it be Reddit or somewhere else of like, boy, he's fucking idiot. Shut up with politics. I hear y'all. But there are also shit like this, whether it be comments or voicemails where people, which we need more of, especially with this. upcoming election of not attacking people when they're wrong of like just trying to inform them like hey I hear you but this is where you are incorrect I'm much more well-vers I definitely appreciate that

I appreciate that also people that are wrong and strong like me on topics need to humble ourselves and be like all right please please correct me no I don't know what the fuck I'm talking about that's what that's what you just did he basically just told you to shut the fuck up yes you don't know what you're super respectful way and let me let me help you out this is what I think America needs we need that. We need more mouth. It's like me screaming. People like Malcolm approaching it that way. And then me being the idiot going, okay, you're more well, you're more well versed on this topic. Progressive, very progressive. Let me look more into this. I appreciate that, Malcolm. I saw, well, because we're closing now, so I guess we can have our little sports talk.

The AFC and NFC championship games are this Sunday. I had the Ravens winning, man, but I saw, I saw a Lamar Jackson interview. And I'm ready to take that back. Why? What was in the interview? What led you to believe that? He just, he, he said he, he hates competing against Pat Mahomes. Now, you can't say that going into the biggest game of your career. That's an odd thing to say. And it's like, Lamar, we love you, we root for you.

I want to see you get a ring. But I just don't, I can't, you can't say I hate competing against Pat Mahomes. You can't say that going into the game this weekend. Like, it's just, all right, well, let me. Let me shoot him a little bit of bail on that. But I do agree with you. If he said something about a player on the Chief's defense or the defense as a whole, I'd be really worried.

He doesn't really compete against Pat Mahomes. Well, like, Pat can't do something to have him shook on the fields. Yeah. I mean, well, he can. If he talked about a linebacker, I'd be like, all right, this is bad. No, but I mean, in just the essence of competing, I have to, if Pat Mahomes goes out there and he starts throwing for fucking. over 500 yards, I have to match that,

or we're going to lose. So it's a competitive thing here, right? So I get it. We all know Pat Mahomes is great. He's a Hall of Famer. I believe Lamar Jackson is on his way to that as well. But you just can't express that before going into the biggest game of your career. Yeah, something's better left unsaid.

I just feel like just your psyche and your mentality and just your, you know, it has to be at a different place. Like you can have respect for Pat Mahomes and the Chiefs. Obviously, you know, one of the greatest quarterbacks we've seen, we know that. But you can't verbalize it at the podium in talking about the game, looking forward to the game this weekend. That kind of worried me a little bit. That kind of just like, you know, like if I was putting money on this game, that would have scared me.

So I don't know, man. I'm rooting for the Ravens though. I want to see the Ravens get to the Super Bowl. I want to see the Ravens win it. A big Lamar Jackson fan. Is Travis Kelsey, the greatest titan of all time? of all time it's tough man

you got I mean Tony Gonzalez was really good yeah Antonio Gates was great Antonio Gates Tonyo Gates was one of the best fantasy players of all time

Ronkowski when I played Madden he was a LT on the run and him in the in the slot I love that team Shannon Sharp I mean this I mean to me personally

I think it would have to be between Jimmy Graham was great too Tony Gonzalez, Gronk, and Travis, right? Well, yeah. I'm not mad at that. I'm not mad at. Gronk obviously is the name

that's probably at the top of most people list right now. But I'm not mad if you feel like he's the greatest. I feel like that hurts. And it's kind of crazy, the era that we have between Brady and Gronk and Patrick Mahomes and Travis Kelsey. Like to have that in one era more or less, of like probably the greatest QB to Titan ratio we've ever seen

is back to back. Yeah. Like they played each other. That's wild to me. But either way, I think it's going to be a great game. Shout out to the Detroit Lions as well. Detroit Lions 49 is in an NFC game, a championship game.

That's going to be fun to watch. And again, I would like to see the Lions just get to the Super Bowl. I think that would be great for Detroit. But I do have the Ravens winning it all. I'm rooting for Ravens and Lions. If neither of them make it, then I just want to see a good game. Yeah.

The Ravens make it. I'm going for the Ravens and the Lions make it. I'm going for them. If they go against each other, it's for the culture. It is for the culture. I don't know. I feel like Detroit is an old one, man. I think I'd go Detroit.

Sorry for not fact-checking this. Did I see this correctly yesterday that John Stewart is going back to the Daily Show? They posted a photo on the Daily Show Instagram with him in the chair. And that's all I saw. I don't know if he's actually, it looks like he's hosting the, oh, wow, that's awesome. He's hosting the election cycle. Oh, so the year. Yeah, which I don't know, yeah, what that, what that starts. He says beginning Monday, February 12th through the Monday after the Super Bowl. What is that? Duties on Monday. Hosting dudes on Monday nights beginning February until. Oh, beginning. Okay. So that's, yeah, he's starting the money after the Super Bowl and we'll go

through the election. So the year. That's incredible. Yeah. I mean, people like him need to be on network, television, and things that are able to go on YouTube. Like, his Apple show is great, but nobody sees it.

Like, no one sees it. It's fucking great. I love every clip from it, but I'm not. Yeah, like, it's just inconvenient. It's just not something that people go to watch that type of content for. So, I mean, just to have John Stewart back on the Daily Show.

I think that's incredible. Why am I blanking on the comedian that got caught lying about his prom, but then wasn't lying about his prom? I just saw him outside of Austin Minaj. Oh, sorry. He would have been, in my opinion, the best replacement. Well, it wasn't he primed to be,

and then that whole thing came out. He did the weak guest spot the way a bunch of other people did. I thought he by far did the best. Yeah. He was great on the daily. show. But I mean, yeah, we need John Stewart. Yeah, I love Johnson. No, we don't need John Stone. We need Jalen Brunson. We need to get some more MVP votes for Jalen Brunson. I think that the Knicks finish top four, Jalen Brunson should be league MVP. It's going to be tough. Joel,

just put up a 70. I don't give a fuck about that 70s. That's one game. With Jalen Brunson has done. Yeah, but what Jalen Brunson has done for the Knicks in the city and just have and the Knicks in the position that they're in. If they finish top four in the east, Jalen Brunson got to get some MVP nods. I see us getting the five. Knocking off the that actually, we could do the four.

One game behind Cleveland. Yeah, because we can leave frog. Cleveland's, that's us. That's our spot to lose, honestly. I don't see us. Philly, Bucks, and Celtics run another lane, but we can bump Cleveland for sure. Jalen Brunson deserves MVP. I'm not saying he deserves the one.

win it, but he should be a top three MVP candidate if the Knicks finished top four. Remember last season on this podcast? I was telling you guys, I was debating if he is my favorite Nick ever. I think I've come to the conclusion. He's my favorite Nick. Ever, all time? I, yeah. That's tough.

I mean, that's tough. How? How is, how, how old are you? 32? 33. Yeah, but a lot of favorite Knicks, but I, he brings better energy than Mello did the first. He's doing way more. Like, this is a better team to watch the past two to three years than it was when Stack and Mello had that one great year.

I watch every Nick's game religiously. This is, this is my favorite Nick squad the past few years. He's your better all-time Nick than Patrick Ewing? I didn't, I didn't, like, I sort of saw Patrick Ewing. Listen, this is how young I am, well. I remember Patrick Ewing on the magic. Yeah, but, but, like, that's when I was watching basketball. But Jalen Brunson didn't do nothing in the playoff.

Like, I just, I, what? He averaged 26. He went crazy. Yeah, he averaged. And when did they lose? Second round? Yeah. As opposed to, he did his work.

As opposed to Mello doing one round. I'm saying, Pat went to the finals, though. Like, shit. I honestly, admittedly, I don't remember I was too young. I don't know. Yeah, that was, that's kind of crazy to say that. You old enough to remember the Knicks going to the finals? Vaguely.

Because that was, what, 90? 94? 90. I don't, yeah. like very vaguely. Yeah. It was 4. Big matchup tonight.

We play the Nuggets. So, there you got. Big game tonight. Hopefully the Knicks get this win. I think they, I think they could beat Denver. And at home,

I think they got a good shot. Denver's a tough team, but I think the Knicks got a good shot. I can't. I think if we had Mitchell Robinson, we would beat a lot of these teams we've been slipping to because where we're lacking. And Isaiah Hart and Stein is hurt now.

Yeah. We're lacking the big, like a comparable big. Yeah. We're still the number one rebounding team in the league, which is true. crazy. Well, thank you for another,

well, no, thank us for giving you another great audio journey. Especially if you're in Iraq. Especially if you're in Iraq. You have no idea how lucky you are, buddy. Are there still Nets fans? Fuck the Nets. There's some Nets fans.

I'm glad I stayed 10 toes. My dad is a Nets, man. But he's been a Nets fan since they were. I'm glad when that whole Brooklyn Nets hype happened. I'm glad I stayed. We got black jerseys. Fuck the Ness.

There was a, damn. In those early days. No, bro, because that shit was whack. They tried to really. take New York from the Knicks. No, they didn't. They knew that they could never take. Nix is always going to be,

New York is always going to be a Nix town. But that's where I know my loyalty because the Nix were making so many fucking moves. They didn't give a fuck about their fans. And then this flashy new team with cool jerseys and JZ was just a bridge, bridge over. And everyone jumped ship and I sat there like,

I'm being abused over here. There's no, there's no hardcore Nix fans that jump ship to the Nets. No, it does not happen. That does not happen. But there were times where I was like, if I'm out at like the bar watching a game, like, it seems fun to root for the Nets right now. I still was like, it'll fuck them.

I don't root for the Nets. Even when Hove tweeted the city's under new management. It was tough to not root for the Nets when they had KD, James, Ancock. That was tough. Nope. Fuck them. I still said fuck them. It was like, yo, they might, they might can win it all.

Fuck them. They didn't win shit. And they didn't. Yeah. I mean, we don't know that. Jailen Brunson is going farther alone. Jailen Brunson is hooping, man. Shout out to Jay and shout out to Julius.

Clean that up pretty quick. Sorry. I'm not allowed to say that. We'll be back next week to talk to you. We're kicking with y'all. Be safe. Have fun this weekend. We love y'all.

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