New Rory & MAL - Episode 241 | Care Package

Episode Date: February 9, 2024

Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the trut...h behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn what a DDL is and discuss hiding drugs. Did you know Rutgers had their own std? (50:00) We get into a discussion about Greek Life where Rory and Julian share their nontraditional college experiences. Rory and Mal guess what Divine Nine Fraternity Julian would be in (59:00). We discuss the shows Griselda (1:18:00), Love On The Spectrum (1:27:00), Michael Rappaport movies, and ultimately Shane Gillis’s “return” to SNL (1:36:20). This leads to us speculating over Usher’s Super Bowl show (1:53:30). It’s time for voicemails! (2:09:55). We end the this episode the way we started…with s*x talk.Opening Song: '4pm In Calabasas' x DrakeFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:53 They said. He's flopping around. He helicopters. Like y'all know the inflatables outside of the... Look at all. See, I'm about to do. Let me up follow those. I'm about to do.
Starting point is 00:02:02 The inflatables outside of the car. See on that? It's like... I'm about to do. No, worry and now. Yeah. All you self-promoters are janky. We established like the Yankees.
Starting point is 00:02:15 This whole game tank this. We move in militant, but somehow you don't want tanking. No limit to why I could take it. And you know me as a Chris bottle sender. Check pickup. I thought we looked out for one another. Saw us all his brothers and his struggle too blessed to be humble. I guess it's different in the city I come from.
Starting point is 00:02:31 All of a sudden I'm going to show. You're rolling. No, you can talk about that on your Instagram live. I've never gone live on Instagram. Don't put that on. This could be your first time. I only go live on Instagram when it's with Demaris. Well, I was really interested how we were going to come in to today's episode
Starting point is 00:02:47 and avoid that topic for them all. Because he's the one that would be uncomfortable to discuss it, right? You would. Who would be, who's comfortable talking about that? I mean, I didn't see it. But it was trending. Couldn't miss it. I, that's what y'all want to talk about.
Starting point is 00:03:09 Was it revenge porn? That's my curiosity thing. With someone that is so meticulous, I don't think that was an accident. You think Drake leaked his own dick. Yeah. I don't even, I'm not here to really talk about the dick itself. I'm here to talk about the antics behind the video. out. He wanted that to get out.
Starting point is 00:03:30 I probably think he didn't care either way. I mean, I wouldn't care either way. He has a long history of his music getting leaked and not intentionally. So I don't think, you know, his eye cloud is that difficult to hack. I did see everyone thinking that he leaked it, but I don't particularly care. I didn't see it, but I heard great things. Yeah, it's tight. My, my question, because I have more questions that are less about the dick itself.
Starting point is 00:03:57 which is not what you would think expect from me. Why, if you're someone of that level, why do you send stuff like that? What's the point? You're you. Why do you even need to play those games? Just getting a shit off. You think success makes you less horny?
Starting point is 00:04:17 It's not a amount of horny for me. It's just why would you feel the need your Drake? Maybe he was self-love. Maybe he didn't send it. Maybe he took, The video for him. That's crazy. And it was in his eye club.
Starting point is 00:04:33 Maul, can you please say something? It's not about the video. It's just like, think about it from that angle. Like, why, if you're of that level, do you feel the need to send that to someone? Or would you even have that? I don't get that. I mean, why not?
Starting point is 00:04:47 If that's your girl you fucking with, like, yeah, it doesn't matter how famous you are. You think famous women don't take new pictures? We've seen it all the time. Like, it's not something that's not, success in fame doesn't make you not want to have phone sex with someone like and on top of that like still human you just have to understand that women are evil creatures and anytime you've sent a dick pick it's ended up in a group chat like all of our dicks are
Starting point is 00:05:15 in the algorithms privately somewhere you're looking at me for to confirm i don't have your dick in my group chat i've never sent a dick back you're fucking loser How have you never said the dick pick And you on like seven dating that Yeah, I thought that's like in the profile That's not like no No also demeris can speak to this There's nothing more gross on a dating app
Starting point is 00:05:37 Than just opening your phone to women Just looking at a dick Are they unsolicited dick pick? No, not unsolicited I'm just saying like if you're on a dating If you're on dating apps the way you are Like I would think that a dick pick is part of your like I don't have a folder ready to go
Starting point is 00:05:50 It's like part of you like you know what I'm like Hey I'm a lever and I have a penis Yeah. Like, that's part of it, no? Do girls do that, DeMaris? Have you gotten random, like, in your group chat? I've seen other men's dicks that were not involved with me directly.
Starting point is 00:06:07 I have. Of course you have. Yeah, women do that all the time. I don't mind it. Cross market. That's actually, yeah. I've said it on the pop. I had a woman tell me that Mall's missile ended up in one of her group chats.
Starting point is 00:06:23 I was like, why are you telling me that? Fire. Please don't ever refer to Jamal's dick as malls. She called, wait, she used my full name. Please. She's going to use my last name too? Like, well, Demaris, you saw the video.
Starting point is 00:06:35 What video? Oh. So, okay. I mean, it's a dick. I don't. But that's the thing, like, what's the goal with that? What do you want someone to say? Like, what's the, that's why I never sent it?
Starting point is 00:06:46 Because it's like, okay, now what? Some girls like it. Well, I have a friend, shout out to her, who requests Dick Picks before she'll even continue to date you. Oh, I like her already. She won't. Yeah, she won't waste her time if she doesn't like what she sees. Wait, so like how...
Starting point is 00:06:59 Hold on. So, like, if she needs someone just on Instagram or like out... She's like, what's your favorite food? If she's talking to... Okay, now show me your penis. Like, after like the first day, if she decides on the first day, oh, I would sleep with this person, she asked for a dick pick before she even... Before she allows herself to start like...
Starting point is 00:07:14 But wow, like, she's trying to gauge it, like, to see if it's like... What are the qualities that she's looking for? She absolutely will not sleep with small penis. She will not do it. Does she, like, requested next to a remote? How does she gauge... I feel you, I think your hand has to be on it. I would have to ask her, I'm pretty sure her hand,
Starting point is 00:07:29 your hand has to be on it so she can see the measurement. But some men have bigger hands that others. I was going to say, shaky. So I don't know how it would feel like out the gate just saying, hey, I do want to sleep with you, but I please send me your dick first. I'd feel a little weird about that. And I'm kind of, I'm pretty liberal with shit. Could go the Louis C.K. route and just pull it out.
Starting point is 00:07:52 Yeah, no, you shouldn't. If she can. No, if she wants that. you have to like on demand the on demand backout is crazy the on demand back out is crazy because what if she's disappointed that'd be that'd be heartbreaking that's a tough she wasn't upset because it was like unsolicited or some creepy she's like just let out all the air I haven't told you out the story about this dude that we was
Starting point is 00:08:15 older the crib one night it was like a little house party and he was like yeah I made like 70-something girl squirt before so you know once he said that I start killing him I'm like you were fucking unicorn like who are you I said And then I think he's like a comedian. I'm like, you're in the wrong business. If you made 70-something girl squirt before, you're in the wrong business if you're a comedian. It's a lot of bodies in general,
Starting point is 00:08:32 let alone making them all squirt. So then naturally, every girl in the room was like, I want to see it. Like, let me see it. So then all the dudes, like, walked out of, like, the room and, like, I guess, like, he pulled the shit out and then, like, we walked back. And it was just like, you can tell, like,
Starting point is 00:08:47 the girls weren't, like, impressed. They were laughing. So I was like, so now when we woke back the room, it's like, hey, everybody's just sitting there like, eh, okay. So I'm looking at him the rest of the night. Like, there's no way you're comfortable in this, like, party now. But what is the topic of conversation once all the guys walk back in? Is it just quiet and people are looking at each other?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah, it was kind of like. Because as a man, you can't be like, so how was it? Yeah, like, it was just like quiet. None of the girls were like, they didn't seem like they were overly impressed and shit. And I was just like, you feel so stupid. Now, I know you do. Like, you have to feel stupid after doing that. When you told that story, this is the response that came into my mind when everyone leaves the room.
Starting point is 00:09:34 Ain't there. Ain't nothing going on. After storming the Capitol is fucking crazy. We've been in there. We've been in there. We're the people docked. Every girl in there was like, it was like, yeah, you know, it was good. Whatever, I guess. Like, you know.
Starting point is 00:09:46 I mean, I have no issues with a woman requesting a dick pick. I just think under the circumstances of, hey, we just had a first date and I want to sleep with you. But I got to see it first. At least just lie to me and be like, yo, just send me a dick with. So then I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm not, well, you're talking about just over the phone. Yeah. Because then all right, when she got to get, she got to get naked.
Starting point is 00:10:05 Like, she does have to reciprocate that energy. I got to see what we're doing that. Yeah. Yeah, I got to see what it's looking like. That's not fair. Why, that's not fair. Well, I don't do that. The reason why I say that that's not fair.
Starting point is 00:10:14 Well, I don't do that. But the reason why I say that, I wouldn't think that that would be fair is because the way that my body looks doesn't affect your, you're, you can't tell what my pussy is going to like from the way that you, from looking at my body. Yeah, but it's kind of like, it's kind of like game planning. correlation. Like if you got thick thighs, nice butt, you know, kind of know which angle we're going to go on first. Like, we're going to run the
Starting point is 00:10:35 triangle off into a lot. It's true. High pick and roll. But you can see if I got thick thighs and a big butt. You can see that. Yeah. Yeah. And I'm probably got to study the floor. You can see that. It's harder to do the catfish shit when you're butt-ass naked, right? That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:10:53 Like, that's why a man could maybe want to know as well before. Yeah. Well, that's. If we just meet on IG. I don't really know. If we went on a date, we're talking about after a date or two. If we went on a date, you can go on a catfish. So can I ask? Sometimes how women dress, like, take that file off. I don't know what you're hiding under there in a good way. You know, maybe she likes the baggy clothes look. So, all, your girlfriend, like, she, she wants a dick pick before she even agrees to go on a date, right? So, no, not before she agrees to go on a date.
Starting point is 00:11:21 After a couple dates. So, all right, so is it okay for the guy to ask to smell it on a date? That's different. How is it different? Well, I mean... I don't know if there's much difference there. It's not much of a difference. That's crazy. Did she want to see the guy's dick?
Starting point is 00:11:38 To see if you got it to see if... Let me jam my nose in your pussy. No, I'm just saying like, like, she can rub it and like, let me smell her finger. It's like a wafting. Yeah, like, let me smell it. Okay. You ever been to a wine tasting? I'm picturing...
Starting point is 00:11:49 I'm not saying me get down and like smell... No, I'm saying like, yo, I... You want to see... You want to see if my equipment is, you know, is... well endowed enough for you to want to sleep with me. True. I want to see if your pH balance is leveled enough for me to want to lay down with you. You should take one of those pH strips and kind of like insert it.
Starting point is 00:12:10 She's not a pool. She's not a close. She's not a close. It's not a clue. It's not a close. You want to want a acidic is red. You don't know if that works. It's coming out red.
Starting point is 00:12:17 You don't want to like pool. Coming out red. That's a tampon. Yeah. I don't know what that is. Like that's cold. We, I blame myself for this conversation.
Starting point is 00:12:25 We've heard of plenty of times of men talking their way out of the They would have got some pussy They just would have shut up. Yeah. Damaris or Yomi has a guy's dick pick ever gotten them out of the opportunity to fuck.
Starting point is 00:12:40 Like you would have fucked and then they sent a dick pick and it was like, nah, I'm cool. No, not unsolicited. I'm saying,
Starting point is 00:12:47 yeah, not unsolicited. It was kind of like, I was sexting and they got there and then you seen it and was like, uh, that's kind of,
Starting point is 00:12:52 I don't know. Yomi said it was more. Somebody backed out on your, I can't even see a dude back in person. It's sick. Backing out in our duck. On Yomi, though. But like where?
Starting point is 00:13:01 A dude backing out on Yomi is crazy. Backing out and not needing that much space. In New York? You still like the street to New York? Like you could have just stood there. Memphis, okay. He was like, ooh, can't do it. After he backed out.
Starting point is 00:13:19 Ooo can't do it is hilarious. And that sounds like a song. Wait, so how did you get out of the back out, Yomi? He just walked forward. She called a U. She called the Uber. Yeah. So wait, y'all were like,
Starting point is 00:13:35 yeah, with the stomach ache. Were y'all like talking. Got diarrhea. Y'all were like talking and. Damn. And he backed out and you was like, I'm cool. Rough. Yo, that's got to be.
Starting point is 00:13:49 He's dead. He killed himself. Yeah, he might have caught a body out of that. He might have killed somebody after that. Do you think he tried to convince himself who was something else? What can you convince? Like, because if everything's going cool.
Starting point is 00:14:03 After he backed out. Say, y'all. I just want to be friends after we was ready to fuck. Does it make him much worse? Yo, I'm back out. She's like, yo, you have friendly dick. Like, what? You gave him daff?
Starting point is 00:14:17 Yo, what? How do you go back to that? You're like, good looks, bro. You know how crazy that is? Like, you know, that has to. You're more like my sis. That has to crush you man. He was crushed.
Starting point is 00:14:28 Y'all still speak? No, I know that part. I'm just saying like, you're still like, damn, that's crazy. No, he's trying to. That is a crawled out the friend zone. Like, he doesn't want that to get out. Crawled out to friend zone just to be banished back.
Starting point is 00:14:47 It's crazy. No, but a girl did that to me before. She definitely, like, took me out the friend zone. We had sex. But then she, like, she threw me back. Oh, you told us that. Yeah. That was a great clip.
Starting point is 00:14:56 That was the worst. What is that? And he said it was fired. Incredible. That he's still bothered by it. You saw he bought it up again. Yo, because it's like. Saw that Drake video.
Starting point is 00:15:06 What? What? Huh? What are you hitting? Julian for. Because that was gay as fuck, Roarie. I didn't see the video. Roy's pretending like he didn't see it. I really didn't see the video. I am comfortable
Starting point is 00:15:17 enough with my sexuality. If I would have saw the video, I would have said I saw the video. I didn't see it. I didn't go out of my way to see it. I just opened Twitter and it was there. I don't believe me. And then I went to trending and it was like Drake leaked straight. I was like, oh, my initial thought was like, oh, it would have been music. But I saw the leak that they were referring to. I'm probably going to
Starting point is 00:15:33 make them all uncomfortable with this question. But is this the biggest celebrity nude leak of all time. Yes. No. The biggest celebrity, not really new, but Janet's nipple won Super Bowl got to be bigger than that.
Starting point is 00:15:46 That's a bigger stage. Yeah. That was wild. Yeah. I think Drake's bigger, pause. No, what's such with you, son? As a person. Damn. There's no way to say this. I think, like,
Starting point is 00:15:59 Star Power. Janet was at the Super Bowl. Justin Silverlake exposed her titty at halftime. The setting's important, but I think Drake means more to more people, if that makes sense. And Janet Jackson's titty being exposed by Justin Timberlake?
Starting point is 00:16:13 But you'd see, take the setting out of it. Okay, Justin Timberlake taking out Janet Jackson's titty. You're just talking about the artist. I'm just saying the artist. That's a Jackson, though. I think had Rihanna not just stayed naked for 20 years, those first Rihanna leaks were crazy. Drake was lying on his bed, butt ass.
Starting point is 00:16:30 Like, that was also just a titty. Like, he was butt-ass. I didn't even notice that? He really surveyed that video, didn't you? It was all my time. Bud-ass on the hammer pick is crazy. So if you guys want to, he was laying down. I feel like no pants and a shirt on the hand.
Starting point is 00:16:43 I don't want to hear about what Drake was doing. He was facing a mirror and he was filming the mirror. You really watch the reflection. You watch it. It's like eight seconds. You see it. So what's your man over here, though. I mean,
Starting point is 00:16:56 but I'm saying, I don't know. I think it's a bigger, to your question, I think it's a bigger video than anyone. I don't think it'll be bigger. I get what they were saying. But as far as the actual leak, yes, it's probably the biggest leak. Kanye's leak happened, but it just didn't
Starting point is 00:17:09 like, the internet wasn't as big. He's a leak. Kanye's a leak. Yeah, you're definitely about to go fucking. I was at death jam when it happened. It was huge news on the 27th floor. I don't remember that. Yeah, it was a year.
Starting point is 00:17:22 It was right around like, My Beautiful Dark, Twisted Fantasy. Damn. It was post-Taylor. He leaked in Hawaii? Leaked in Hawaii. I think someone got to his email or something. He definitely didn't leak it.
Starting point is 00:17:33 But it didn't catch legs like other news. Oh, the joke is right there. The interesting part about that whole Drake video thing was watching all the girls on the timeline that allegedly been with Drake, like, confirming. Like, yeah, nah, that's real.
Starting point is 00:17:49 Like, you had to see the girls. I was just like, yo. How do you fake a dick video? From what I was, from what I was like seeing was people saying like it could be AI generated. Like, it's that don't know like a real video. Like, people were just saying a bunch of things. And then like women were confirming like
Starting point is 00:18:05 on the timeline. Like, I guess letting everybody know, like, I slept with him, I know. Yo, the person should AI, a dick on Drake. Needs to be arrested. In porn when they do the fake dick, though. Like, in porn, when they use, like, a fake dick sometimes and, like, those, like, ridiculous, like, where they calm a cordic semen, it's like, all right,
Starting point is 00:18:24 that's obviously a fake dick. I'm not trying to put this on Drake, but I could see him have it, like, doing that, like, having one of those. What made you, like, get to that conclusion that you thought that Drake would be, like, The fake dick guy. Not the fake.
Starting point is 00:18:38 I'm just saying if you're going to leak. Because like, because of Quentin Miller, like just, I'm still on the side if he put it out. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:44 So you think Drake put that out himself? Kind of. No. It would just be weird. Why are you? Okay. I'm just saying that he did, but why are you so
Starting point is 00:18:53 sure that he did it? Why would he? What would be the point of Drake? Like, what is that going to, like, he's already one of the biggest recording stars ever.
Starting point is 00:19:02 I think he has every beautiful girl on Instagram already that he's, probably slept with. Like, what would he gain out of putting out a dick video? What would he gain out of them? They don't, they don't already? What would he gain out of that?
Starting point is 00:19:16 Bored him? He's on tour? No, you ain't that bored, bro. Yeah, that's pretty bored. Nobody, not, now, come on. This is one of the biggest recording artists in the world. He's not bored. What do you think, like, the green room at the Cole and Drake show is like that next day?
Starting point is 00:19:29 That's got to be a weird. That's the better question. Like, if you were like, Rory, if you're, they all saw it. Rory, if you're dick pick leaked tomorrow, you got to know that. I'm coming in here and I'm laughing. Like, what's up with you? If it leaks, we can put it on the TV. It would be on the screen.
Starting point is 00:19:40 Yeah, definitely. No, I don't want to see that shit, man. Like, sir, it's like the homies. That's the homie. I don't want to see that shit. Well, that's why I was very confused when that woman told me that your dick was in their group chat. I was like me to do with that information. Did you like me to reply to air drop it?
Starting point is 00:19:55 Air drop it. You know, add me to the chat. Is he an 8? Yo, let me ask you a serious. But then on top of that. No, hold on. ISO. Let me ask you a serious question.
Starting point is 00:20:05 Iso. Because you know, because he, do this whole topic. And then we had to talk about if you got life in jail, you was like, yo, you would fuck a guy. You basically said you would fuck a guy. Like, are you? Like, what's up with you? I said.
Starting point is 00:20:16 You basically said that. I never said that. You basically said, you were like, you fuck something. I'm fucking something. You didn't not say it. But like there's COs that are women. That's, okay. So why did you allude to me that I would fuck him in?
Starting point is 00:20:28 Because it was like four episodes ago, still lingering. No, I'm just, no, that tied into this. Like, his energy is just a little. Like, yo, what's up with you? Are you all right? I'm good. I think this is funny. I like this topic is so funny because it's just why not.
Starting point is 00:20:43 Like, why not laugh at this? I think it's funny. No, we can laugh at it. But like, you're saying shit where it's like, yo, yeah, I'm going to make shitty suss jokes. That's my, I'm here to do that. That's my thing. I'm gay.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Should I have defended more in that situation? Now I'm starting to feel like maybe like a bad friend. Defended me? Why? Because I don't, I highly doubt that you gave that girl permission. to put your dick in that group chat. You're a victim. Yeah, but when you do that,
Starting point is 00:21:11 when you're talking to a girl and you do that, you kind of, you know, you know, but that's, and someone that believes in double standards. That's just something a woman could do. Oh, yeah. If I was talking to a girl and put her nudes in our group chat, that would be the cornyest thing. Yeah, we can't do that.
Starting point is 00:21:27 No. But now it's like, now it's like kind of encouraged. Guys don't do that to women. Yes, the fuck. No, guys do. Really? Hell you. I can assess that's never happened in any.
Starting point is 00:21:35 I would never do that, but guys have done that. I've been, I made group chats with dudes and they put, like, girls that they're talking to, news and that. I'm like, that's weird. You know the funny thing is? Because I've had guys, like, show me, like, look at this girl. I'm looking at. And then, like, a month or two later, they're, like, in a real relationship with them. Like, damn, I've seen your girl's asshole.
Starting point is 00:21:51 Right. And now you're getting engaged. That's happened. I had a friend that did that a lot that would just show videos. Like, no one would ask. Like, no one would require, like, you know, what happened with Shorty last night? He would just come and show a video of him. fucking. I'm like, what do you? I don't care to see that, sir. It's a deeper thing behind that
Starting point is 00:22:09 that, though. To me, that's like dudes trying to validate that they have sex with girls because they secretly have sex with men. I mean, I never took it that far, but... That's a fact. Like, you're trying to validate, like, yo, see, I get pushy. I don't care what you doing, sir. Like, I don't care who you laying down with. Like, as long as it's consensual adults, I don't care. You don't have to prove to me that you have sex with women. That's not... That's weird. Because they look up to you. I told y'all these niggas be homo erotic and they look up to y'all. They want validation from men. Like, any man
Starting point is 00:22:38 want validation from me of him having sex with a girl is absolutely insane and weird. And then like play out that scenario. What is the best ending? I'm going to be like, yo, you tore that up, bro. Like, what am I going to say that? That's insane. I got it. Yeah, like, yo, what a stroke?
Starting point is 00:22:54 Like, I don't, what am I going to say? Like, yo, you went crazy right here. Right here. Oh, that leg move. You're about teaching me. He's 15 seconds right here. You was going crazy. Air drop that to me. At 22 seconds, you went in. That's game tape. I'm going to watch that before my next rendezvous. So.
Starting point is 00:23:10 To steal that one from you. Don't worry. I'll give you credit. To what Julian had said, has that ever happened in any y'all group chats where a girl is putting a dick pick of the guy that she's talking to and now that's her boyfriend? And now you're at birthday dinners. Yes. And I know that he got a poo on him.
Starting point is 00:23:31 Yes. This is why you can't trust women and women don't have friends. Yeah. I want to look him, but you can't, you can't send me no big ass fucking bait third leg. And then now he's paying for fucking catch. And you want me to just forget that this nigga's dick is hanging out of his drawers. I can't do that.
Starting point is 00:23:49 I'm not, I would never come at him. Actually, I'm kind of grossed out. I don't want to look him in his eyes now. But yeah, you can't forget that. You don't forget that somebody has that on them. I imagine that's the equivalent when a girl wears a really low cut revealing shirt. and she has huge, just massive tits. And you can just see them at all times.
Starting point is 00:24:07 But you can't say anything about them. You know they're there, even though she kind of wants you to see them, but you can't cross that boundary. It's a whole dance we play every day. But it's like, in Demeris, it's like you know it's there. You can't say anything about it. We all know it's there. So now that's my thoughts on Drake.
Starting point is 00:24:25 You know it's 2024. People really don't care if you're gay or not. Like, that's like... And actually do better for this pot if you can't be. out. Yo, the amount of men who were on the, there were so many more men comment to Andrelin' than women. I was so disgusted.
Starting point is 00:24:40 I had to get off Twitter. I mean, what does that say about this generation? Is that a progressive thing? Or are we terrified for our youth? I think it's progressive. I think it's fun that people think it's fun to, like, in the past, it's like, people would play that. I didn't see it.
Starting point is 00:24:51 But you did. Cough. I mean, look. If I would have seen Drake's Dick, I would have said I saw Drake's Dick. I don't particularly care. Aiden Ross was like, like, ooh, that boy got a missile on him. That's why he act like that. I swear to God.
Starting point is 00:25:07 You hear the voice note he sent to Drake? That's what? And Drake said he. I was like, you know, I'm so glad I was born when I was born. It's just certain things that I just can't do and I can't say. I mean, is there much difference though? Because I call you an eight pretty often, ever since you were rated on that site. But you only call me an eight because somebody on Dick, yo, some girls said I was an eight.
Starting point is 00:25:27 Rated you an eight. Yeah. But you don't know. you don't know like Aiden Ross watched a video Yeah like Aiden Ross watched a video And he's like Hitting Drake talking about his
Starting point is 00:25:37 Like what is that? You let them a voice know And Drake responded And said He read the text He sent a bunch of laughing emojis And he said I might use this As an intro on a song
Starting point is 00:25:46 Jesus Christ Because Aiden Ross was just like Yo bro you got like a missile on you That shit is Please like I don't want to hear that song What the fuck is The way he skips for his gump Is I would skip the Aiden Ross
Starting point is 00:25:57 Drake dick song Yeah, I'm not. I don't care how good it was. I wouldn't get to the rest of the record. Adam 22 probably had the strangest response. He was mad at Aden because he said he stole that moment from him. That was his story to share about Drake. Well, Adam 22, to me, he's on a sexual spectrum.
Starting point is 00:26:18 That's a, no, he's a, I don't think, I don't know, I don't know what the sexual spectrum is, but, but, but Adam 22 will definitely sleep with a guy, 100%. Oh, I think, yeah. Yeah, but with that just... Yeah, I don't think it's like breaking news. I'm just saying, if you let another man lay down with your girl or your wife and have sex with her and, like, you're having sex with your wife. You might as well. Like, you know what you want to do, bro.
Starting point is 00:26:40 Wait, how does that correlate? What? Here we go. That's like being in an open relationship. How does that correlate? No, no, no, no. Yeah, open. You sexually open, too.
Starting point is 00:26:51 You open to receiving sex from a man and a woman. I think being into... How? You think of a... dude lets a man lay down with his wife and why he's there. Like, they're having sex with his wife together. They're training his wife. You don't think that he would have sex with that dude?
Starting point is 00:27:06 You can stop like pointing at me when you're doing this explanation? That's not, but like you just keep, it's like right in my face that you're pointing. You think he won't have sex with that dude? Not putting it at real. I'm just saying like, you know. Adam is on the screen. He's right there. I point out of Adam.
Starting point is 00:27:19 You think that dude won't have sex with a guy? I'm not saying I don't think, I don't, I don't, I don't know his story. All right. Put it like this. Put it like this. Would it surprise you? Would it surprise you if a video of Adam 22 came out tomorrow and he was sucking a guy off? No, but it wasn't surprised me about most people.
Starting point is 00:27:33 But I'm just saying as far as, as far as. Now, that's a stretch. Cucking is a thing though and cucking is a kink and that's not gay. A lot of people are like, cucking is liking seeing your partner fuck somebody else. Okay, cool. But when you're into training your wife with another man and you guys are like dapping and holding hands while you're fucking.
Starting point is 00:27:54 I think, I think the next. to it. The next step. The next step would be to sleep with a man. Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not judging anyone, but that would be the next step. It's okay to say it, y'all promise. He's, Adam 22. And I'm sure his only fans will go crazy if he fucks it. Well, he's by. Well, he's, okay, he's by. So he comes out and says that, I'm not going to put that out. He don't have to ever. And I'm saying it. So he said, uh, do you think he would fuck drink?
Starting point is 00:28:23 Yes. That's a crazy conversation. we're heavy right now, but I think... I'm just saying, if you think that about a guy, it's the reason you think that is all I'm saying. I think he'd work... I think that because of this... Well, he's known about Drake's
Starting point is 00:28:36 doings because he has a lot of women on his pod that have slept with Drake and they share nudes. Drake sends him out. Like, it's not, it's not, you know, it's a thing. So he's shared, they've shared with him, his photos, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:28:50 oh, he's been saying for years, Drake hasn't missed, he's been saying this, but no one believes because it's like, okay. So when this came out, he felt slighted. that he wasn't the person that had this moment.
Starting point is 00:28:59 You know what else he felt slighted about? Stop. Don't do it. I don't think he felt slighted. I think he enjoyed it. Oh, he definitely enjoyed it. It's okay to say it, bro. We know.
Starting point is 00:29:10 Like, why do we got to tiptoe this thing? Like, it's, like, people are bisexual. Like, yeah, men like men. It's okay. It's all right. But we're not going to say that act like, nah, come on. You can't say that.
Starting point is 00:29:20 I've seen this dude lay down with men having sex with his woman. Like, are you crazy? That's insanity. So, Mom. Let's say your video drops, right? Your video drops hits the internet. Platinum. All right.
Starting point is 00:29:32 What's your next step? Paywall. What platinum? Paywall. Gotta keep it going. $50, $50? $50?
Starting point is 00:29:39 You can take most of the earnings. If one of my picks leaked, just one. And it's a good one. One of your favorites. Yo, what's up? What's on over here? What do you mean?
Starting point is 00:29:50 It's a good one. You can take bad. We all take bad photos. It's one you had in the archives. It's proud. Yeah, like you said, to most people. The lighting was perfect
Starting point is 00:29:58 that day. It was the golden that's your game seven. I mean. Dick was casting a shadow. I don't think it even matters. Does it even matter anymore? You had the old cable remote
Starting point is 00:30:10 next to it, not the new small ones. Not the rooster. When you're getting as to a remote remote is crazy. Putting it next to the old Apple TV remote. I mean, what is there to do after that? I mean, I'll just be like, damn, like one of them
Starting point is 00:30:26 put me out there like that. All right. It's fucked up. So you don't attempt to capitalize off it. You don't make a little joke. I'm saying like immediate like capitalized. Not even capitalized. Like immediate reaction.
Starting point is 00:30:36 Like do you post something? Do you post? I was a hiding from the world. No, he's got to put money bags under his own leak. Has to. Well, that may be, yeah, maybe that. You know when sometimes I cloud hackers. I will probably deny it though.
Starting point is 00:30:49 But that ain't me. No, because you know when I cloud hackers get into celebrities, nudes files and they'll say like, hey, I'm going to. use her name because it happened her. Jennifer Lawrence, like, I have your nudes, pay me me, I'm going to leak them. And some celebrities go, fuck it, I'll post them myself.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Yeah. Would you do that? Or would you, like, would you want the leaker to do it? Or would you be like, fuck it, I'll do it myself? Well, Justin Credible, he's not that type of guy. Shout out to L.A. Leakers. He wouldn't do that. But I would wait, you think Just Incredible would I mean, he said the leakers.
Starting point is 00:31:21 So I'm like, you know. Just Incredible is Ellie. You think Justice credible would extort you? for your dick pick. Yo, come rap now or. Or the whole world we'll see. Yo, come wrap now. Get me a Jay-Z fucking verse.
Starting point is 00:31:37 What if you can't deny it because you got your watch on? That's sick. And we know your nails got like a money bag piquet on it. What if it has Vitilago? My penis? No.
Starting point is 00:31:48 Too far. Yeah, see. What? You and him, butt buddies. What? I wouldn't care. You guys would have distinguishable because Roy are just to be red.
Starting point is 00:31:55 Yeah, and with... Yo, son is going crazy. I mean, he made the Vidalaco dough. I'm ignoring. I'm ignoring. I don't have a red penis. It's the same complexion as my hands. So red.
Starting point is 00:32:07 My hands are not red. I'm looking at... There's ink from, yeah, but they're red. If I was going to town for like a day straight, beat my meat, it might be right. Yo, Pete me... Red rocket. It's crazy.
Starting point is 00:32:18 I was going through puberty. Yo, get out the house. Go do some productive. Get some fresh air. Yeah, like, go outside. But just roll. you. I feel like I put like my face and tattoos and all my shit. It'd be hard to deny. You can't hide. What can I do? At that point, it's just like, whatever. What can you do? You can't hide it.
Starting point is 00:32:37 You can't run from it. You can say, oh, yeah. So we all got one, hopefully, right? Old men have one. But you say that because you came out on top with the Dick Yelp website. Some women have them. I didn't make it out squeaky clean of that website. I was rated one out of 10 and said I use the N-word excessively and wanted to do. slave role play. That's what that's true. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's crazy. Slave role play crazy. And that I kept calling her the N-word hard ER. Yeah. And that's only during February. And then by the way, did you, after all that, it's still a one out of 10? Yeah. Did you like, come on. I mean, that's not, I mean, if I'm doing all that, that's fire. But I, but, but the, but the, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
Starting point is 00:33:13 , the, the, the, the, the, that was, that was, that was somebody that was, that was somebody that I actually been with. I believe yours. I believe. I believe the first one that was yours, I read yours. I believe yours. Not that, that sounded crazy. Hey. Why? Yo, this corner today is a little, Drake got y'all in a frenzy.
Starting point is 00:33:34 Yeah, like, what y'all was listening to? Can we wait here for old? I want to read it. No. I think they took that site down. I don't know how to find out. Laughing emojis, y'all are crazy, boy. I hope they took that site down because that was as much as we actually promoted it and laughed about it, that was a little fucked up.
Starting point is 00:33:55 It was just looking at it was real. Like mine was funny because it's obviously fake. But some people were really going up there and like discussing people's sex life. Yeah, that's not. Yeah. Yeah, I think Mons was, I don't think that that was a real girl. Just because you couldn't figure out who it was.
Starting point is 00:34:07 Doesn't mean she was. No, I just don't. I just, no, I mean, I don't think that any woman that I've ever been would would do that. Yeah. I just don't, I don't think so. It would be hard to like, it's hard to gauge which one I think would do that. I never believed it was a woman you actually slept with. I believed it was probably one of her messy-ass friends.
Starting point is 00:34:25 Okay. And you don't know. You may have ran into just a joint at Dell State in 2005. A joint. That, like, just got Wi-Fi. You don't know every single girl. A girl from 2005 going to do it, the Dick Yelp Review in 2019. It shows how great you are.
Starting point is 00:34:41 That's crazy. Dickner regenerated. Yeah, like. It's like a snake. I got different moves now. Shet skin. They need a new scale for you. Yeah, I got different moves.
Starting point is 00:34:51 Like, those are my old moves right there. I don't even do that no more. this is a question for de Maris. Preference preferentially. Circumcised or uncircumcised. I'm just curious. What's your preference? I'm just curious.
Starting point is 00:35:03 Well, I'm circled. Show her how to do it. I would prefer. I don't want to show her how to do it. Fuck you guys. Yo, a dude showing a woman how to do it is crazy. Yo, show her how to do it, fam. Help out.
Starting point is 00:35:31 Yo, that is fucking insane, man. Well, Drake, don't do that shit again, man, because I'm going to delete all your music out, my fucking out. Because he has a dick? No, but Drake ain't supposed to be doing it. If you saw it, you'd be, you'd be so much more judgment. They said, they're flopping around. He helicopters.
Starting point is 00:35:49 Like, y'all know the inflatables outside of the- Look at all. See, I'm about to do. Fall of those. I'm about to delete the shit. The inflatables outside of the car. See on that? See, I'm about to delete all this shit.
Starting point is 00:36:01 I'm about to For all the dogs gone Like come on He was doing what? Man, when I tell you If you saw it in some words Yo, you know it was crazy You know it's crazy
Starting point is 00:36:18 You know it's the first One of the first albums that popped up But I typed Drake in my phone Care package Definitely about to delete the care package Come on Drake What the fuck you doing, bro? And clearly he wasn't handling
Starting point is 00:36:33 With care No, he was not very, oh, man. Oh, shit. That shit was incredible. Yo.
Starting point is 00:36:40 No, I. All right. You know, you know what? Next time. You know what scared me that we can definitely close. But what scared me the most about this is this new generation of rap and how these rappers act, because they act like women.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Mm-hmm. I was predicting that for the rest of the day, rappers were going to be leaking their own dickpicks just to follow a trend. It's going to happen. No. I still give it one more week. No. I think it could happen.
Starting point is 00:37:04 No. Yo, oh, yo, they leave my shit too. Only the ones with the hammers. Nobody with no loo. Because they're threatened now. I'm telling me right now, if rappers just start dropping their penis picks online, bro, I'm going to start listening to country. I'm listening to Jelly Row for the rest of the world.
Starting point is 00:37:20 I can't, like, I can't do this. I'm out of here. I'm done with hip-hop. What would be worse? Rappers doing that were the fans doing what they did do yesterday and saying, yo, me and Drake got a lot in common. I saw that all the time. Twitter was gross.
Starting point is 00:37:34 Twitter was gross. It was gross. What? They were like, oh yeah, that's why he act like that. What? Why he act like what? You nasty motherfucker. There was a guy that tweeted.
Starting point is 00:37:43 Me and Dre got a lot in common. And what was the funniest thing about his tweet is that it had no replies. Because you know he was waiting for women to, like, give him my eye emoji. He got no response. Yeah, it's weird time, man. I don't know, man. People are weird. It took a lot of me to not tweet from the pod account.
Starting point is 00:38:03 You wouldn't have a job if you just. What would you feel? I was going to say, I don't know. I didn't think, I didn't think it through. I would have made a joke, obviously. Um,
Starting point is 00:38:10 I don't know what I would have said. I don't know. Moving forward, just know that. I wouldn't do it. Yeah. Yeah. Please don't.
Starting point is 00:38:17 Just like no dick. I haven't done anything weird on the account. Yeah. I'd have to go back to the timeline. Yeah. Oh, but,
Starting point is 00:38:28 um, well, Yomi and Maris, I'm glad you guys were pleased. You were in the group chat. I was not pleased. I didn't, I was,
Starting point is 00:38:34 I never want to see Drake's dick. I did not want to see that at all. Then who was that in the group chat? That was us, but we just wanted to tease you. Me and Yomi wanted to make you guys his life hell. That's why. I said if it wasn't a Marisor Yomi,
Starting point is 00:38:43 who the fuck was complimenting it? It definitely wasn't me. Only leaves the fellas. Julian did say... Don't put this on me. I didn't say shit in the group chat. Yes, you did. I only knew about it because you tweeted.
Starting point is 00:38:57 You posted, you hit the group chat about it. No, no. They did. I was at the gym when it leaked. I was busy. You sure? He was nervous. I think you were the first one in the group.
Starting point is 00:39:08 You said Canada has entered the nuclear war chat. I did say that. I missed said that? Fuck, I did. That must be in one of the chats. No, no. That's in the recording team chat. Oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:39:19 Listen, man. He said Drake got the BBL meat. He also said that. I did say that. Yo, that's funny. Yomi said, gay. That's not gay. That's funny.
Starting point is 00:39:31 We just talked about him getting a BBL last episode. No. Which is why some people think that he's a callback. No, it's not a callback. These are also personal text messages that we shouldn't share with everyone. I'm just going to put that out there. People can think that Drake got a BBO. But people are thinking Drake got a dick BBO.
Starting point is 00:39:46 They said a DDL, a Dominican dick lift. Oh, people actually said that. I just said that the joke. What is happening online? That's hilarious. What is happening online? What is going on right now? That's fucking hilarious.
Starting point is 00:39:57 I didn't fucking say it. I just read it on Twitter. I don't think that. I'm about to get off Twitter, though. I'm about to delete all. all that shit. I can't do it no more. Damn, Care Package has some good songs on it too. You know, going through the process of getting
Starting point is 00:40:12 a DDL, like going to all the consultation meetings or whatever the fuck you have to do, would be the wildest thing about it. Can you do that? No. Like sitting with a doctor to ask for a dick implant. I think there is. Well, there are dick implants, but no. Well, there are. I mean,
Starting point is 00:40:29 a lot of women out there are grabbing them. So it's true So they have to be available The same way the girls go in now To surgery like give me the Kim K Do you think the transgender people Transitioning are going to ask for the Drake? The Drake
Starting point is 00:40:46 Honestly yeah probably I mean they treat Kim K like the Barbershop I'm just so glad I grew up at the time And hip hop when it was just about the music And the art It was never the album And y'all was messy
Starting point is 00:40:59 Production and things like that He didn't have cell phones. Pac was butt-ass in a bathtub. Yeah. He had jewelry on. You just didn't have cell phones. That might have been gayer than just being negative.
Starting point is 00:41:09 Because a man took that. Some dude was in there with him over this top like this. Jonathan Mannion was straddling him. That was David LaChapelle. My bad, Jonathan, I mean to get you straight like that. Yeah, you put that out of him.
Starting point is 00:41:20 He's a good guy too. I didn't mean to do that. That was good photo. Anyways, I didn't think we were even going to talk about that topic at all. I'm glad we did, though. Damaris never even answered
Starting point is 00:41:33 Julian's question either I'm not answering that I don't want I'm good on Franklin Dix I'm fine No head no turtleneck That's what she said What's Franklin Dix?
Starting point is 00:41:44 Franklin a turtle It's a cartoon You were too old Franklin Turtle Is his name? No I mean that respectfully Like you weren't watching cartoons When Franklin was out
Starting point is 00:41:53 Oh is that what they call Unc circumcised penis is Franklin Oh okay They call them turtile But I just named John Franklin. I'm sorry, Franklin don't deserve that. You're Franklin, he ain't asked for that. He didn't.
Starting point is 00:42:05 But no, I'm good. I remember, it's so crazy because I was just talking to my home girl about this last night. I remember one of the most vivid memories of health two class. If you know you're in New York State, you had to take health two.
Starting point is 00:42:16 It was a sexual health class. And they taught us about smegma. And smegma is a cheesy substance that grows underneath the foreskin of uncircumcised dick. I remember. this. My 14-year-old brain retained that information. Fuck algebra,
Starting point is 00:42:33 trigonometry. No, I remember that. And it was the nastiest shit I've ever, every time I think about unsircumcised dick. So they taught you the body shame. Plusy be having smegma too, though. Big facts. And like, after a summer's day with the right tities, like, if you lift that titty up. It is not cheesy.
Starting point is 00:42:51 Under titty smeg. It's, no, that's just sweat. It's not cheesy. I'm not sure if I want Julian to Google this, but I am sort of curious in the history of circumcision, like why and who's the first person? Who was the trailblazer to just cut their dick? They say that uncircised dick.
Starting point is 00:43:08 Sex is actually more pleasurable for them because they have an extra layer of, there's no way, that's like a skin condom. It can't be more fun. A skin condom. And like a lot of the nerves are the sipped the top of your dick. Like you don't feel anything. Yo. What the fuck.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Putting a condom on a circumstance. Yeah. I'm the one who's crazy. Just close it. just close it ancient Egyptians at the 23rd century just put you
Starting point is 00:43:36 I'm the only one I think he's gay just put your hoodie up you gotta be gay Egyptian started snipping in 23rd century because there were probably a lot of I think it was a religious practice yeah the Jews were got it that had to been the craziest like
Starting point is 00:43:50 idea the first person would be like let's snip that baby's dick pass the scissors they probably got to be the whole tip off that's crazy can you imagine being like the the first
Starting point is 00:44:00 one. Yeah, like the trial and error baby. It's the first trans. I don't think they were doing it. The babies, though, they were probably doing it to, like, I don't think there were babies' babies when they first started. Did they start with babies? I don't know. There is, I know that there's adult circumcision is still a thing. People opt to get it when they're adults. And there was a long time where, like, for some reason, they had medical professionals, but the priest would do it. Like, the only medical thing. Oh, yeah. He's involved with. He wants to be around the dick. Yeah. Yeah. I'm, the priest did it before. I got to. Trust father O'Malley.
Starting point is 00:44:32 He'll help you out. Let me do, let me do. Sir, you're a priest. You're not a professional. Yeah, this one I understand. We're not circumcision shaping. Yes, we are.
Starting point is 00:44:40 I am. That's just crazy. If you still have your turn on that guy, baby, it's okay. Is it common running to that? I think I ran into it twice. Okay. Did it, like, shock you a little bit? Clover.
Starting point is 00:44:52 The first time I didn't, I didn't notice at first. I wasn't really listening. You never noticed when homie back in you. I didn't notice that first. She didn't know when he only had the micro penis. She ain't noticed when he was not circumcised. I didn't notice. What did you be looking at?
Starting point is 00:45:07 It was dark. It was dark. I didn't really know it. Turn some lights on. Tell us that. Turn some fucking lights on next time you have said. I'm not even going to talk about it. But I did, I did notice it.
Starting point is 00:45:15 I noticed at the wrong time. When I noticed it was too late. But yes. It was already. I was already. I was already. It was the point of no return. Putting that in your mouth.
Starting point is 00:45:27 There's no turning. We had stormed the beaches. The matter is definitely. gave head to a turtleneck before. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. But is it that uncommon? Isn't it like a 50-50 split?
Starting point is 00:45:38 No, I don't think it's 50-50 split. I have never done research on this. 50, no. No. I was like who are circumcised penis. I was pretty old when I found out that there was, like, there was another form of dick. In 2014.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Oh. I didn't, I'm telling you, I was almost maybe a teenager when I found out that there was circumcision and non-circum. I'm trying to think when I found out. I just wasn't like, I wasn't looking into a, you ran into a, uncircumcised. No, it was a conversation,
Starting point is 00:46:08 like around health class time. Oh, wow. I was like, that's a thing. I was only familiar with my dick. In 2014, an estimated 80 and a half percent of Americans are circumcised. Yeah. I'm sure that's gone up since.
Starting point is 00:46:27 I think it's also, it's a religious thing, but also it's a health thing too. It's also just cleaner. There's no dick cheese. I think it might actually be going down now. I think people have been like... Because of the vaccines? No, just because I think people just feel like, why are you putting your kid through that
Starting point is 00:46:41 through that turmoil, yada, yada. They also say that you're more likely to catch STDs if you're uncircised and if you are circumcised. There's a battle between that and with different studies, but yeah. Yeah, I mean, it looks like millennials have been kind of pushing back on it. Yeah. Because cutting a child's, a baby's penis. The thing about babies is they experience the same pain that we do. They just can't complain. And they might forget it. Yeah, they don't remember.
Starting point is 00:47:11 I don't remember. I don't remember. How old were you when you were circumcels? I hope when I was born. Yeah, you get circumcised around like, what, five days old or four days old. Yeah, if it happened when I was 10, I definitely blocked that memory out. Imagine being 10 years old, you're saying, come on, we got to go to the doctor. Listen, about to get started.
Starting point is 00:47:31 I was scared of a priest. The priest that wants to do it. Imagine it's here he said. First Sunday. First communion. I thought I said. He gave you wine cracker and cut your hoodie off. I thought all I had to do was cough when you cuffed my nuts.
Starting point is 00:47:44 Do we have a research why we have to do that? Coughing? Oh, God. I hope that happened to everyone else. No, that was you and Father O'Neill. That was your little secret. Your pediatrician didn't cuff your nuts and say cough? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:48:00 Okay. I never, yeah, I don't, I guess the feel for. or bulges probably or something? A lot more trauma. I think so. If that wasn't the case. Because I know like females, we have to cough when we're getting like our back, like our lungs examined.
Starting point is 00:48:12 I don't know why we're getting your balls examined. You have to cough. That's kind of weird. Just feel around for hernias. A person's cough pushes the bowels downward. Yeah, when they're checking you in and rikers, they make you like squat and cough. But that's to make sure you're not hiding crack in your ass. Yeah, not just crying.
Starting point is 00:48:31 You're getting crack in your ass. Crack is crazy. Mom, you ever boost anything? You, you know, see what I'm saying? Like, why do you mean
Starting point is 00:48:39 it comes with the occupation? You think that I put something in my ass before? Got a zip log up there still? Never. No. The cop found that he just found it. Put something on my books.
Starting point is 00:48:50 I'm not putting nothing in my ass. Just put something on my books. Like, you know guys that have. You had to. Nah, that put something in their ass? Yeah, for the drug trade.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. Yeah. You put it underneath like you. You put it underneath like you. your balls and kind of like just, you know what I'm saying? Like, sit down and keep your legs closed like together. But like in your ass? Like actually up in your rectum?
Starting point is 00:49:10 I mean, Juel Santana said he had a girl that boofed a bottle to get into the club. That's, it's insane. Yeah, but I don't think he met actually inserted the bottle into her. I think he made. Oh, I think she put the entire sarah bottle when there was alcohol available in the club. Yeah. She didn't. It's a recyclable.
Starting point is 00:49:27 For $40, she didn't need to do that. Yeah. Put the whole great goose bottle, the belverid bottle up in her vagina. I convinced the girl in college to Boof, two of them actually. Boof, what? They had a little bit of vodka left. I was like, if you drink, it's not going to do anything, you might as well show it in your ass. And they were like, what?
Starting point is 00:49:42 And then I explained it. Well, you poured alcohol in a girl's ass? I didn't, they poured in each other. It was actually quite, it was very, not. What was the thing when I was in college? Girls used to soak tampons and vodka and put them inside them. Mm-hmm. That was a thing.
Starting point is 00:49:55 The same girls I convinced the booth also did that. It hits you faster. It's the same reason why it just. in your vagina. Take a shot at Everclear, you'll be fine. Yeah, but it doesn't hit you. Yeah, it doesn't hit you immediately. That's the same reason why people put drunk.
Starting point is 00:50:08 Were you guys in a rush? Wait, no, no, no. Well, if you don't have a lot of alcohol, so you only have a shot left. You take a shot, you're not going to feel anything. But if you take that same shot, so it in a tampon. And put on a toxic tampon and insert it in your body? Yeah, it hits harder.
Starting point is 00:50:19 Alcohol in your, that doesn't burn? That's a, I don't know. I never did the shit, but they used to do it. Yeah, I guess. Alcohol in your, in your, alcohol. They might have put it in their ass. I don't think it was in every try. Even that.
Starting point is 00:50:31 That burns too. Like, this is alcohol. It's like Titos. Like, that's just, see, this is why the world is just. And I feel like it has to, if it goes through your ass, has to pass through so many places before it gets to your liver and brain. No, it goes more directly in your bloodstream. Your bloodstream, yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:46 Alcohol doesn't go to your brain. It goes into your blood stream. Well, that doesn't the blood bring it to your brain? He got you there. I guess at some point. He got you there. Like, you know, when you're drunk, you're different. No, I feel it with my blood.
Starting point is 00:50:57 It's not your blood. You feel it in my blood. Blood in blood out. Y'all was sick. Yeah, it was some wild shit going on in college. But, yeah. That's what I'm glad I never technically went to. I was parting at Rutgers and never saw anyone insert a single thing.
Starting point is 00:51:11 Well, that was more white. That's more white. I'm saying, was at Rutgers. Didn't Rutgers is their own venereal disease? Probably. They called it Sluckers. You're lying. Really?
Starting point is 00:51:19 Yeah. You guys never heard that term? No. Oh, I'll show you. I was at Rutgers, Newarkers, Newarkers, Newarkers, Camden. They had their own venereal disease on a Rutgers University campus. Pretty sure. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:51:29 They call it, yeah, you can Google it. Sluggers? Yeah. Ruckers. I could see Sluggers being like the girls that go to Ruckers called Sluggers. I can attest to that for sure. They were hoarse. Not all of them.
Starting point is 00:51:42 Yeah, there were like all these, you can look it up. Reddred's rumors. They said there was like a whole thing. Wait, what year was this? But they didn't create their own when I was like 2016. Oh, it was like, there's one HPV. They just called it sluggers. Yeah, they didn't create their own like.
Starting point is 00:51:55 Well, it wasn't like a newth, but it was like it was so common there. It was like, there was like the. street legend was they have their own I didn't go to Rutgers legend the concept of college is actually insane it's the most irresponsible thing America could do the concept of college and the concept of clubs is insane
Starting point is 00:52:14 clubs actually make more sense to me than college and I know that sounds nuts like people just being in one room that most of the time don't even know each other and we're all just like drinking and smoking and like listening to it's just like that is the most who came up with it you take somebody that was living in their parents' household,
Starting point is 00:52:33 send them to go live in a room with a stranger with all access to every drug, alcohol, and they're forced to make a decision to do that or go to class while ensuing all this debt at the exact same time. To then major in communications. But let me ask you something. In college, when y'all was staying in dorms,
Starting point is 00:52:54 did you have the option to have a room alone? No. No. Those are very expensive. Only, yeah, I was going to say, only rich kids. And if you were like, the kids that really pulled the best finesse
Starting point is 00:53:05 were the kids that were allergic to everything or like you needed the specific AC or the specific, those kids got preferential because it's like, well, this kid can die if he's at the mercy of someone else's mess or snacks or whatever. Like the allergy nerds had their own rooms.
Starting point is 00:53:20 The basketball team at L.I.U. had the best storms. My last, I went to L.U. I went to L.U. Oh, I didn't know that? Yeah. I thought you were getting further into how did you know the basketball dorms?
Starting point is 00:53:32 Yeah, I thought he was doing it. Because she said that matter of factly, like she got, she did research. Oh, yeah, no, they used to have all parties and everything. They had the best. They had, well, they were technically the grad dorms. Like so the grad graduate students, but the basketball players have them as well. My last semester of college, I thought I lucked up where like, you know, some people will drop out like right before the semester and not show up. Whole week passes.
Starting point is 00:53:56 I have no roommate. So I'm like, all right. I'll give it two more days. Then I'm pushing these fucking beds together. Mm-hmm. When you push those beds together, you have a California king. I went to Target and bought king-sized sheets so I could put it over both mattresses. Swag.
Starting point is 00:54:10 I set that dorm up like you would not believe. Had a girl in there the first night slept over. That dude came into the room. I'm not joking. Maybe 2 o'clock in the morning. Hey, I'm your roommate. And then me and this girl, naked. Fan.
Starting point is 00:54:25 Had to put clothes on. And then take his. bed and push it to the side after he clearly saw what was just happening in that room. Oh, no way. You nutted on his bed? 100%. It's no way. They would have, I would have, I went right back downstairs.
Starting point is 00:54:40 Like, I need a new, I need a new room. I was hoping he was going to do that shit. He was unpacked a shit. Let me guess. He was a white boy? Yes. I knew it. That's the way.
Starting point is 00:54:48 Yeah. And a gamer at that. That was the worst. That's really probably why I dropped out of your nut for sure. Like, he was there. Yeah. Any time I walked in, he was in there. Just gaming.
Starting point is 00:54:58 It's like, go do something. I lived alone briefly. I lost that privilege. I was an R.A. Of course you. Of course you were. If you're not familiar, it's a resident advisor. It's a bearing a lot of responsibility.
Starting point is 00:55:14 You get your own room if you're R.A. And I lasted about, I would think I lasted three, four months before they kick me out. If you think about it, it is really a snitch because they are giving you less time, aka less money to pay for college if you snitch on people. I didn't snitch on shit. But every R.A. I knew never snitched. Like, if we were wild and wild and she'd be like, y'all, chill the fuck out. I taught the freshman. But other than that, put a towel on the floor if you're playing beer pong.
Starting point is 00:55:38 Suppressed the noise. Like, little shit. We used to put soaked wet towels. When you get annoyed, I'm sure you were an asshole. No, I was. ARA was cool because, like, I was a fresh ride. Like, we all did dumb shit. It's like, my thing was like, hey, yo, like, I only got annoyed if I was like, look, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:55:56 But on this third go around, the super, is coming with me. So if he sees this, knowing I've done two rounds of this, he's going to say something to me. So like, don't fuck my shit up. I'm not going to fuck your shit up, but just don't fuck my shit up.
Starting point is 00:56:09 So if you come around and then I'm with the guy and he's like, now he's mad of me, then I'll get mad. But like, if it's just me on the rounds, I can give a fuck, do whatever.
Starting point is 00:56:17 I lost, that got kicked out. Putting a towel under the door, I just never understood the concept of that. Like if you smoke, that makes you turn the shower on all the way. It gets the scene going and it's not a comfortable smoke, but I should be.
Starting point is 00:56:28 does not work. Yes, it does. There's literally three cracks around the rest of the door. On both sides and the top of the door. Like, what are you got blocking? Yeah, that shit's not sealed. Shit makes no. When I see people, I'm like, you think that stop or something?
Starting point is 00:56:41 We're in college. We're smart. That's that part. I used to smoke cigarettes in my bedroom, like in my parents' crib. And I would have a fan in the window and, like, blow the smoke in through the fan and outside. Why not just go outside? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:54 It's cold. I just want to be in bed. I remember we used to have to take the So for some reason Teenage kids who aren't supposed to be drinking Love saving liquor bottles So we would save them all And they'd be all around the room
Starting point is 00:57:05 And then when they would come to do a check on the room And you have to hide fucking 40 gray goose And Bacardi bottles like under the bed In your suitcase College is yeah you're right College didn't make any sense We did a lot of dumb shit I am curious what part of mental illness that is
Starting point is 00:57:18 Because that was a regular thing Why did we? In a college dorm or like The college like apartment shit Every kitchen you go in It would just have empty bottles all above. Like for what? Of like trash bottles too. Like Everclear.
Starting point is 00:57:32 Just to show that we, oh look guys. Hey, we get drunk. Like, oh my God, it's so fucking, ew. College is weird. I'm glad I never went. You ever do a kegstand mall? No. Oh, we got to have them all do a kegstand.
Starting point is 00:57:44 I would never do a cake stand. Why? It'd be fun. I don't drink. Oh. Yeah, but like we can fill it with green juice. Yeah, like when you're doing one of those monthly juice cleanses. I'm not doing that.
Starting point is 00:57:55 stupid shit again y'all want me to do dumb shit y'all was dumb for doing that now y'all want me to do the dumb shit that y'all did years ago i mean we should do a kextan row can you record us doing a kex stand roi can you still got it in you i have not done one in quite a time yeah i mean you guys would be supporting me it's not really my doing yeah no cake stand what else did we do oh 40 hands that was fun what the fuck that is 40 hands uh you duct tape two forties to your hands dumbest thing ever there's a fire you're fucked if anything happens you're fun i don't I mean, you just can't, you can't text, you can't do anything. Like, it's just your hands are constricted. You can only fight. Yeah. You just duct tape. Yeah, and you have to finish the 40s before you can take them off your hands.
Starting point is 00:58:36 80 ounces of malt liquor mall. That's stupid. That's really stupid. Why? You want to another dumb thing we used to do? We used to drink 40 down to the neck and then fill that up with four loco. Oh, God. Yeah, call that a sidewalk slamer.
Starting point is 00:58:51 One of those, you're cooked. Two of those, you're retarded. Four local, before they took the crack out of four locals, four local was like a curb stomping, American History next. Oh yeah, the fun, yeah. Never liked funnels. Yeah. And, more, this isn't really like all white boy shit. This is just college shit.
Starting point is 00:59:10 It's just, yeah, it's college shit. I don't know, no black dudes that did that shit, y'all talking about. Let me introduce you to the fraternity of Kappa Alpha Psi. Oh, well, it is 150,000 members. Paternities are nothing but a bunch of kids with mental illnesses just trying to trauma bond. Wow. I'm not. I'm not against you.
Starting point is 00:59:26 And then y'all do little dances to kind of say, hey, look what they taught us. And look at our canes. Look at our canes. It's a good shimmie. I'm not a bad shimmy. I'm not retarded anymore. No, you still are. I'm not sure if I should be offended right now.
Starting point is 00:59:44 He's shitting on you. His OD shit. Those are direct shots. And then take that hot ass hanger and put it on my arm. Did you get branded? Do you get branded? Yeah, everyone right here. It's fucking crazy.
Starting point is 00:59:55 It's on your chest? That is crazy. Is it good? It was. It's not anymore. It's fucking great for a few years. Now it just looks like it. Yo, that is insanity.
Starting point is 01:00:06 Can we see? I mean. Yeah. It's tough to. Oh, it's like under a tattoo. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I put a tattoo over it because it starts to look a little weird.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Why? Why would you do that? I was 19. I don't say I regret getting branded, but I would change it if I had the option. I don't know if that's a definition of regret. Kind of. Sounds like regret.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Do you have to get branded? No. Okay. It hurt? It did not hurt when it happened. You actually don't feel anything because it's a legitimate third-degree burn. You were drunk. I actually was not.
Starting point is 01:00:37 And it was on Super Bowl Sunday, so the anniversary is coming up of my brand. I was actually not drunk. The healing process is the most painful thing on fucking earth. The day it happens, you're fine. The next day, probably a month and a half. You're pain. You can't even sleep. You know,
Starting point is 01:00:57 every movement fucking hurts. Sitting there watching somebody coming at me with a fucking piece of eye and it's like Well,
Starting point is 01:01:02 you were probably in boxes and blindfolded now. Was it B&B? I know. I crossed her. I was a- I was in Capa already.
Starting point is 01:01:08 Yeah, he chose to do that. They didn't make him. That wasn't tortured. My experience is a little different. You branded? I never had to get branded. Only certain families in my fraternity are you with.
Starting point is 01:01:18 It's Capa Delta Row. Just like the white fraternities. Kappa Delta Row. Yeah. We'll show you. He's not divine. I. No. What is Divine eye?
Starting point is 01:01:26 The black. The black. The black fraternity. Of course he's not. I think I thought Julian was in a black fraternity. I could pass. No, you cannot. Yo, Rory being in the past and Julian couldn't is fucking...
Starting point is 01:01:40 Let me, uh... Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. You ever see Revenge of the nerds? Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. Julie is definitely down with Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. without question. Nice. Yomi, are you asking if he was Divine Nine or just in general?
Starting point is 01:02:02 Okay, because he's teak in my eyes, but that's not the... What does Teak mean? It's like the biggest white frat on... I think it's the biggest fraternity on Earth. Julian is big Iota vibes. Is that a good thing? Oh, not the Iota. Doesn't sound good.
Starting point is 01:02:18 What is Iota? Iota five favorites. They must be the coolest ones if you're saying me. I like Iotas. I'm not. not one of the Greeks that like shits on other frats. I have friends in all the other frats. I think they're all
Starting point is 01:02:30 great organizations. But just judging like, you know, it's us and then, you know, Iotas are over here. They're over, you know. They're over here. It was the 60s. To relate to the party. Oh, I see. Yeah. These were all founded much
Starting point is 01:02:46 sooner. Those are also sorority. Should I be offended about what Mall said? Yes. About what? Should I give some pushback here? Yeah, do it. Because I laugh. I'm here for the fun. I do your little shoulder shimmy shit. But to me, I really
Starting point is 01:03:02 believe that, I really believe that if you really look at every goddess in a fraternity, I think that a lot of them are either single kids, like single, they don't have any siblings, most of them. Completely false, but go ahead. I'm just saying, if you look at all fraternities, I just feel like it's just a thing of wanting to be accepted
Starting point is 01:03:24 into a group. I just feel like if you come from a big family, like you never felt like you needed to be accepted by anybody. I don't think I ever felt like I needed Kappa to like give me fulfillment. It was something that I thought would be a great addition to my life.
Starting point is 01:03:43 But I never sat and was like, this is what's going to define me as a human being. This is what the void that's missing in my life. I don't know. Because even like I was one of the Kappas that I had my crew in college that none of them were Greek and I hung with them more than I hung
Starting point is 01:03:57 with some of my line brothers. Like, I had my friends. But that's what I'm saying. That's the part I don't understand about the whole Greek thing. If I have like brothers and sisters and I come and a bunch of, I come from, like I do, I come from a big family and then I have a bunch
Starting point is 01:04:12 of homeboys. Why would I pledge a fraternity and like... Pay money to pledge that fraternity. Yeah, it just doesn't make sense to me. I never understood that. It's the shared experience of things to going through something like that with people.
Starting point is 01:04:26 It's like a, it is. It's like a trauma bond. I mean, pledging sucks. It's awful. But you do it with someone. You have that shared experience. I don't know. That's what can I have a shared experience
Starting point is 01:04:34 with my real brothers, like my real sisters, my real cousin. That's true. But they're not on campus. A lot of people tell you to join fraternity sororities because of the connections that it provides you. We've had this conversation before.
Starting point is 01:04:47 If Rory goes into and tries to get a fucking job and there's anybody that's divine nine in there, he's more likely to get the job, even if he's underqualified because they look out. Roy goes in there like this. So there's that. It's a huge network. It's a huge network.
Starting point is 01:05:01 So I don't blame people for joining. I get it. And to your question more like, if you read the Divine Nine book about every single one of these organizations, they all stand for something. They all have guidelines. They all have principles.
Starting point is 01:05:12 They all have things that. So do the Macballers. Yeah. Exactly. And I'm not going to comment on the MacBallers. So do the 60. Crip. Because I think they're a great.
Starting point is 01:05:25 organization. Yeah, there are a lot of, yeah. We share colors, hands signals. So I'm saying. No, they're definitely a gang, for sure. The frats are gangs. Sure. I'm not mad at that, but they're sanctioned. You can't understand that if I have friends from home or siblings or family that when I get to college, I may not also want to be around a group of like-minded individuals that believe in the same type of things I believe in and want the same type of future that I want. Because I got friends that didn't go to college and not saying they weren't ambitious or whatever. But then I also had a bunch of friends that were bums and like, yeah,
Starting point is 01:06:00 I got home boys, but I may have a different mind state than them. And then you run into an organization that is based on not only achievement when you're here, but for the rest of your life. And it's a community for the rest of your life. That's what, I mean, to me, really separates the divine nine from anything else. You're in this for life. Like, this is a everyday thing. This isn't like you know, we meet up in 10 years and joke about beer pong. Like, this is a thing. What sorority has the prettiest girls? Subjective.
Starting point is 01:06:30 Oh, I'm not answering that. Them bitches to fight. Very subjective. Not about to jump me. It depends. It's chapter to chapter areas of area. In my college, it was kappa, capa, gamma.
Starting point is 01:06:39 The stereotypes of the sororities, I think, are more of a down south thing. Mm-hmm. Up here, like, in Jersey, in my opinion, and sorry to all the other sororities. Zetas were the prettiest in Jersey, which is crazy because in the South, they get the stereotype of being ugly, which is not true at all, by the way.
Starting point is 01:07:00 Just going off with stereotypes. Roy said all Zetas are ugly. In New York, I always found, at least my era, the Deltas were the cutest. Like, it didn't... Okay. Indiana, as she rose are. It really just depends where you are.
Starting point is 01:07:14 And it changes every fucking four years. Like... True. Loyon, are you done in a fraternity? You're from the Bronx. Mac ballers. You know what I'm saying? That's all it.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Me. Loyon gives me big Sigma vibes. El Loyon is here. I wouldn't be surprised if he was Alpha. He is smart. Wait, Alpha is the smart one? By stereotypes, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:37 We're going completely off stereotypes. Which I'm saying the stereotypes are not true. What's the Iota stereotype? Who's Iota? Do you want me to? Roy said I'm Ayota. Okay, do you want me to tell you this? I don't believe this.
Starting point is 01:07:49 Because I have Iota is that I think. No, you say it's down in your word. Stereo-type-wise, I'm not saying this. Stereotype-wide are losers. That's fucked up. All right. Stereotype-wise. I-O-T-Ean Jersey are my guys.
Starting point is 01:08:04 They're fucking great. I love the Iotas in Jersey. Yeah. But in the rest of the country, the stereotype is that they are losers. How am I a loser? You crashed my date last night. That's some loser shit. Oh, shit.
Starting point is 01:08:14 To help you out. You crash your date last night. Get a finish line. You got him some. Yeah. I hit a little struggle and was like, oh, it's my man's. You want to come to the punchout? That's my man.
Starting point is 01:08:33 No bullshit. After Rory left, like a barbacker, someone came over to us. The timing couldn't have been better. Rory left. The guy came over to us, gave us two more glasses of wine that we didn't order. He was like, big fan of the pod. I didn't want to say hi. I saw Rory earlier.
Starting point is 01:08:47 He was like, just want to say, what's up? And they just walked away. she thought it was the coolest thing in the world. And I was like, you know, just some regular shit. It never happens. That never happened. You're definitely an iota. It's definitely an iota.
Starting point is 01:09:00 Iota 5 theta. This may like put some perspective into it more. I mean, it was a very unfortunate event that was about to happen. But if you look of everyone that was with Martin Luther King on that tragic day, all of the Divine Nine on the first. side is represented. Dr. King was in a fraternity? He was alpha, yeah. Well, shit. Man, I would have been an alpha.
Starting point is 01:09:26 And now you just care about black people's freedom. You would have been an alpha? How everybody in the rules said, hell, nah. How you said, hell no, none of you did it either. I told you who you're down with. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. What did they throw up the A? A town. A town. I can see Demaris doing alumni in a few years.
Starting point is 01:09:45 I'm smart. I'm alpha. Doing alumni? No, you couldn't. Yeah, you can. after you graduate, there's alumni chapters that you can... Those aren't real, bro. They don't count. They are.
Starting point is 01:09:55 You pledging a sorority after you graduated, it's like, yo, come on. I'm not saying nothing because I want to get a job one day. Listen, I always respected the alumni in Capovicize and non-Azing organization. I'm going to make that very clear. So everything I'm saying now is for entertainment purposes on this podcast. When I was pledging undergrad, there are some alumni chapters that actually pledge for me. And that legal line was crazy. I used to look at those alumni.
Starting point is 01:10:19 I have alumni line brothers, and I'm like, yo, you're 30 with a job and a wife and kids and you're doing this shit? I had more respect for them. That blew my fucking mind. That's not a mental illness to y'all? That's crazy. Well, a lot of people, just because of certain rules and chapters getting snatched and, like, illegal shit, a lot of times people will pledge undergrad but never get their letters.
Starting point is 01:10:44 They can't cross some legal shit happens. And it's something that they really wanted. So when they graduate, they do it. If you set your mind to something, you can't respect somebody doing that? I listen, I fuck with people in sororities and fraternities and things like that. Like, I get it. But me, personally, I just can't do shit like that.
Starting point is 01:11:03 I just can't. Yeah, I'm like, where I'm not doing that? I've never been that Greek that when we refer to you guys as GDIs. You prefer to like us? That's not fraternity. Yeah. What does that mean? God damn independent.
Starting point is 01:11:17 I don't think it's a slight. It's not a slight. That's fucking hilarious. It's not supposed to be a yes. You're a GDI. It's not supposed to be a slight. Like, all right,
Starting point is 01:11:25 cool. I've never been the one to like push back when people are like, I don't understand that frathing. I'm like, cool, yeah. I understand how someone couldn't. Which is fine by me.
Starting point is 01:11:36 I'm not a Jehovah witness. I'm not going door to door saying join Kappa. You got some, some, the parties be lit. Yeah. I go to the party, but I ain't, I ain't getting up at 4 a.m.
Starting point is 01:11:46 meeting y'all outside. walking aside in the cold no shirt on and all that other shit I'm not doing that lineups sucked I'm not doing that I'm sleep man would they make you chug beer in the winter no hot sauce sucked
Starting point is 01:11:59 are you serious yeah coming out your ass all that shit blue they made you buff the hot sauce no when you shit he had to chug it we had to go you know like the giant frank red hot um
Starting point is 01:12:09 and this is all speculative none of this actually happened red hot isn't even uh the like the two gallon bottle wait do white rats get popped for pledging Yeah, people die in here. It's a really sad story. I almost got expelled because someone died and they blame me.
Starting point is 01:12:25 Yeah, people die with the white rats. I lost my RA thing, independent of that. The SG rose when I was pledging went to prison. A couple people did time. To prison. I know a few people that are in the state of New Jersey. So we'd get these bad boys and you'd have to pretty much by the end of a lineup that would have to be gone.
Starting point is 01:12:45 But let me ask you something. How did the dude die? This is talk about trauma. This was a all college day, spring, you know, last day of classes. Everyone's like, oh my God, it's all party. It's an all day drinking event. Everyone knew it's like spring fest, all college day. Ours is called all college day.
Starting point is 01:13:07 You wake up at the ass crack at dawn, me being an RA. I had the key card that could access every building. So I woke up, you know, the kids that I wanted to join our fraternity. pass my car to other people in our frat. They're scanning, getting in the buildings, waking up kids. It's like a whole event. You give them like a mad dog, 20, 20 to drug. Oh my God. We're all happy. We're all here for you. So we go to this like field courtyard. We're drinking. I'm there with who was going to be my little like my guy. And you see him for like an hour or two. And then they go off. They're rushing. So they're going to other fraternities, other homes, all their sanction things.
Starting point is 01:13:39 All illegal, obviously. And, uh, you know, you hit a wall around noon because you've been drinking since like 3 a.m. and go down for a nap. He took a nap, just like all of us, uh, threw up. I woke up for my nap. Next thing I know, there's police, uh, body bags being zipped up. Um, and then I got called into the office by like FBI agents and it was a very dark time in my life. I was, I'm sorry, uh, yeah, it was awful. You choked on his vomit? Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Uh, 17. Listen, anytime, and I mean, Capa's been in
Starting point is 01:14:15 the heat with that stuff every fraternity and sorority Divine Nine has had some incident. That shit is so fucking corny when that happens. Like, when people do that to, as he says little, is we don't really say that, but people online, like, that's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:14:34 You are responsible for those kids. I understand you want to pledge them, but to have someone go to college, to die is the craziest fucking. It's like, I understand where pledging gets the rap that it does. You have people that take the shit way too far and do shit to them that they didn't even
Starting point is 01:14:52 have done to them. Now you're dealing with psychopaths and people that are getting off on harming people. Yep. That's, it's just the saddest thing of just having some, your kid go to college and then. And you send up somewhere, I mean, this, my school, you know, not to like brag or whatever, but it's like one of the top private liberal arts institutions in the country. So you're thinking this is a safe space from my kid to learn. to like become a whatever.
Starting point is 01:15:18 And then if you really Google it, I just Googled it. My college, Lafayette, a kid dies like every year on some fuck shit. And they suppress internal investigation, make sure the family doesn't sue. They bury the story as best they can. Fuck that college. I hate that school. Well, if you are listening and you are planning on pledging to a sorority or fraternity, please pledge responsibly.
Starting point is 01:15:36 Well, it's illegal. So, you know, they're not going to pledge. It's illegal. It's illegal to pledge. Yeah. It's actually illegal. Hazing is very illegal. hazing is
Starting point is 01:15:45 I don't think pledging is For me to become a member I went and I took a test And I paid my dues And I became a capital Wink wink You take a test And you become a member
Starting point is 01:15:57 They teach you a cool handshake And everything It's great Just like the Macballers Was that the gang that you were down with You keep bringing them up Me? I was never down with no gang Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:16:08 I would take I would take a jumping Before I would ever take Pledgein a fraternity. Really? And it's not even fucking closing. Really? Jump me for
Starting point is 01:16:19 what? A few minutes? I mean, I did. The point we did it. Rather than jumping me for months. Months of jumping is crazy. Versus a few minutes? Please make me a MacBook. Yo, that is hilarious. Jumping in. What?
Starting point is 01:16:38 That'd be the easiest shit. I didn't know how we got down when I was younger. But I couldn't get over the jumping thing. I thought I was ready to be jumped. I used to want to be in a game. gang. Is that the only way to get in? When I was young, young, but I was like, I'm not getting jumped to be in a gang. Why did you want to be in a gang? I don't know. I thought I was, you come from a family of love and both your parents. I thought I thought I was wrong with you. I
Starting point is 01:16:56 wanted to be at a gang. See, that's what's wrong. See, that's what's wrong with these gangs now. As kids that don't have no issues at home that just want to be in the streets. All right. I wouldn't say I don't have, I didn't have any issues. But I was also raised. I wasn't going to, no, people who are weird, people who live out in the summers and they go and seek out the gang. The gang was hanging on the corner on my street. Like, like, the gang was gangs in Long Island are pretty fucking scary now. Them suburban gang. Fucking terrified.
Starting point is 01:17:21 What's it called? The proud boys. It's called MS-13. We're giving them all prepaid debit cards next month. But no, June, remember I told you the story? There's other ways to get in a gang. Remember that my friend of mine that wasn't a Crips said he could bless me near the Crips? And I was like, I think I'm cool. Yeah, but like, how?
Starting point is 01:17:37 He wasn't a Crip? He claimed he was, but he was just, he went to me and said, I can bless you in. Does this sound like a legitimate Crips? to you? You are in a blue sweater. Hey, that's kind of crypt. Does someone coming to me to say, I'll bless you into the crypt sound like a legitimate grip? No.
Starting point is 01:17:52 Thank you. Outside of getting jumped in, though, what are the other alternatives? Can you buy your way in? A friend of mine is locked up for a long time. A lot of these athletes have bought their way into gang. Nes. Name them. You was in greenhouse and one of them. A few of them.
Starting point is 01:18:09 A few of them. I've been around. A kid I went to high school I grew up with, play basketball with all that shit. he, for his gang initiation, he had to kill someone in a rival gang or whatever. That's really excessive in my opinion. It's, right? I feel like that's a, that's a common way.
Starting point is 01:18:24 Murder, you have to do murder. I'm out. Yeah. Give me the hot sauce. Yeah. To kill somebody? I'm 16. Yeah, I'm done.
Starting point is 01:18:33 So, of course, he got scared. What if I do a bake sale? Yeah. Like, what if I could sell all these cookies in two hours? Yeah. Can I be there? What if I sell candy on the train? for our basketball team.
Starting point is 01:18:45 Can I join the game? I'll do the hat trick. Yeah. Kill somebody? I have a magic trick with matches. You want me to do what? Murder? Go kill your professor.
Starting point is 01:18:54 What? So, of course, it was terrible. His dad was also a teacher in our high school. So this was like a big story. He took a bunch of drugs, got spooked. Ended up, you know, people saw the gun. He fucking botched the murder. Was running from the cops, shooting at the cops.
Starting point is 01:19:08 Hit a cop. The cop didn't die. But he hit a cop. That's in itself. You're fucked. And they arrested him. He's locked up for like, 20-some-high years.
Starting point is 01:19:14 He's a fucking idiot. Did he go into prison like as the gang member though? I would hope so. Well, that's a, yeah. Imagine doing that and they're like,
Starting point is 01:19:20 you still done it. United. We looked into our, our membership program. But he failed. You failed. He shot a cop. He didn't,
Starting point is 01:19:27 he shot the wrong prison. Shooting a cop, got to get me in something. Yeah, like, what gang doesn't that not get me into? Yeah, like, I shoot a cop. You go with them all. Brazilda would take me.
Starting point is 01:19:36 Yeah, like, I got to be like top dog. I shoot a cop. I'm the toughest nigga in the neighborhood. Shooting a cop, And I'm not in. That's crazy. Wait, you mentioned
Starting point is 01:19:47 Griselda. Did you guys finally watch it, finish it? I watched Griselda finished it. I liked it. I felt like it should have been a little longer. Her story is so, you know,
Starting point is 01:19:57 it spans over so many years. I felt like it should be more seasons. But I'm guessing they probably felt like they wouldn't get the budget for a second season. So they kind of had to just, you know,
Starting point is 01:20:09 tell us what happened to her at the end of it. So at what point did you jaw drop? I want to know what, because my jaw dropped a couple times start that series and I watch TV so I'm not easily like caught off guard. At what moment did your jaw drop? I would like to hear from you. I know. I think I know. My jaw drop.
Starting point is 01:20:23 When they shot Homeboy in that meeting, remember they sat her down her second, her point in. Oh yeah, yeah. That was, yes. You fucked us over. Boom. Iced him in the episode ended. I was like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:20:33 But that wasn't too surprising to me because I felt like, I mean, that would have to happen. Like, she had done too much. Mm-hmm. I don't think it was any jaw-dropping moments for me in that shit, though, like, because you know the story, you know what happened. I think obviously her real-life story was way more vicious and brutal than that shit. But it wasn't too many.
Starting point is 01:20:55 It wasn't no jaw-dropping moments for me, though. I mean, I've had arguments with partners before. Never have I walked back out to the party and demanded people start fucking each other. Thank you. That moment was crazy. Thank you. Why? Why was it?
Starting point is 01:21:10 kind of an ill moment. She got, she sat up there. What a way to blow off some Steve. She, in one day, she bought her husband a gold gun. They're going on fire. Okay, bought him a gold gun, accused him of being a rat, went upstairs, fucked some girl that was at the party. That was her home girl.
Starting point is 01:21:28 No, she didn't know that girl that they went up there and fucked her. That a threesome would like. Yeah, yeah, with a random bitch. Went up there, fuck the random bitch on your husband's birthday, came back down, pulled out of the gun, and then made the girl that you just fuck start fucking your other guests at gunpoint. I was like, okay. Yeah, she was on raffling.
Starting point is 01:21:45 Sounds like an Adam 22. She was on crack. The crack is crazy. Yeah, when did she start smoking crack? That's why. It wasn't crack at one point kind of like a recreational drug before people realized it was crack? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:58 Yeah, free basin. Yeah. Being like the queen pin of Coke and still doing crack is like. That shit was fucking with my brain cells. I'm like, yo, just live off your product. It's great. Yeah, but I mean, Back then it was like it was in a party atmosphere.
Starting point is 01:22:13 They had access to whatever they want. They could do whatever they want. It was like rock star shit. It was like we could do whatever the fuck we want to do. Who's going to stop us? And do we talk about this on Mike or is this off mic? I do a rabbit hole deep dive every time I watch some Netflix series. Of course I need to see where Michael Blanco ended up.
Starting point is 01:22:32 Same. Oh, you talked about it. On Discord. On Discord. Yeah. He's been on like a version of love and hip hop for the last decade. Where the fuck have I been? Really?
Starting point is 01:22:41 It's called cartel crew. He's been the star. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't, they shoot it just like loving hip-hop. It's just, it's loving hip-hop with drug dealers kid. He's been around. Like, I had no idea. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:55 And that's wild. And they actually made Sophia look like uglier than Griselda ever was in that fucking. I don't know, bro. Rizelda was no, shoot, that fucking nose and that fucking, they made Sophia look crazy. crazy. Griselda didn't look like that. She didn't look good. No, she didn't look like that, though.
Starting point is 01:23:13 Like, she was not like, she wasn't an ugly woman. Like, I don't want to. When she was younger, she was, she didn't age well because of drugs and and go to jail. And being in prison and she like that, yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:23:25 Now, out of all like the kingpins, we had that conversation, she kind of has the best story. Almost like it was sort of worth it. How much time did she do in prison? No, the best. much. I mean, I know all her kids died besides.
Starting point is 01:23:41 Yeah, she did. I know all her children died besides. She died at an old age, but she ended up alone. She lost on her kid. Okay, but I'm saying out of all the kingpins, she probably did the least amount of time. She ended up getting gun down at 70 something? 69. Yeah. Nice. That's a life. The best kingpin by far is Meach.
Starting point is 01:23:59 By far. I wish they showed her getting shot. But this. You know, holding on to resentment. By the way, I also did not know like Griselda died when West Side Gun was like rapping. How did I not know she died in like 2012? Yeah, she just got killed September 3rd. I had no idea. I mean, I knew she was dead, but I didn't know it was so recent. It was like when I found out a Picasso like was painting in the 90s when I thought it was
Starting point is 01:24:23 the 1800s. Like the things you learn. It's like, wait, wait, he was around the whole time. And you dropped out. Resilda was in 2012. Meach. Meach, to me, Meach is the, if you want to say most successful as far as like, he's still can come home and have a life. Yeah, I'll be out what, like 10 years or something? Yeah, like, so it's like... He doesn't have any enemies? I don't think so.
Starting point is 01:24:48 I mean, I'm sure some people in the streets probably got issues with him, but... Because people thought that Griselda was safe to come home too, but... Who thought that? The chicken... She was chilling in Medellin for 30 years. Yeah. Yeah, but nobody thought Griselda was safe.
Starting point is 01:25:01 After 30 years, I'm going to be comfortable going to the deli with my pregnant daughter in life. I'm surprised the youngest son is alive. I thought they would have a bunch of a... I watched the whole interview with him. They had a bunch of attempts on his life. I'm sure. I'm sure he still probably getting tried.
Starting point is 01:25:16 Yeah. I feel for him. He's fucked up. Because they did a lot of damage. Talk about some shitty parenting. I was watching a... Top drug dealer, probably the worst mother. We give the mother from blow a lot of flack.
Starting point is 01:25:29 Resilda might have been the worst mother of all. Yeah, she was awful. She manipulated the shit out of her sons. Like, that was nuts. But you almost have to at the level she was doing it. She manipulated everyone. I guess. Or you could just like, she was on crack.
Starting point is 01:25:42 Get out with the hundreds of millions you have and like relocate your family. She could have did that so many times. But also to make it clear, the Griselda show on Netflix is not very accurate at all. Michael was actually suing them because of how inaccurate it is. That's why they say it's loosely based on Griselda's life. Yeah. Loosely. The damn show is called Griselda.
Starting point is 01:26:02 Yeah. Yeah, I know. Did they say what specifically was different out of the whole thing? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what Michael said, but he said that they didn't consult him about anything. I think a lot of it is based off of,
Starting point is 01:26:13 they have a movie about her life. And I think they based a lot of that off of the movie or her life. Like, for example, even in the movie, in the movie, she had like a female lover. Nobody knows if that's true.
Starting point is 01:26:23 Fucking mad bitches out of that. It's a hilarious thing for Michael to complain about is did a quick Google search. They said there's an inaccuracy where in 1978, where it says she was struggling to sell a kilo of cocaine, he said it was quite embarrassing. Meaning he's like,
Starting point is 01:26:36 there's no way. She was slinging the shit out of that stuff. Yeah, the way that they did that, like when they said she ran away. My mom's fucked up. She never had problems getting a brick off. At least tell the story correct. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Even though them saying...
Starting point is 01:26:47 It wasn't 10, it was 10,000 bricks. Them saying that she ran away from her second husband after she killed him because he made her sleep with her brother. He made her sleep with his brother. That never happened. Oh, that's a weird thing to put on her jacket. That's what I'm saying. That's a weird thing.
Starting point is 01:27:02 That felt Hollywood-esque, like at the motel spared her life. And then that was the new husband. That felt very very. Like, that's weird. Don't put a, if I'm dead, don't be out here putting bodies on my fucking jacket. Especially my husband's brother. That's fucked up.
Starting point is 01:27:14 Yeah. That's nasty. But why they left her twin flame out of the whole shit when she was in prison? Oh, the black dude? Yeah. That was her guy. But that happened after she came home from that extent, I think.
Starting point is 01:27:26 Yeah. She didn't, she just seven years for that. I think she came home after that. And that's when she met the guy in California. It was the parts that I would have thought were lies were actually true. like the, oh, we are spoiling it. We got to put a spoiler before this. But the, the, when her homie, when her homie, um, did the sex scandal with the operator,
Starting point is 01:27:47 with the secretary at the DA's officer, whatever, that's real. Like that actually happened. I checked that one up. Lined up. Yeah. He knew what he was doing. You got to have a lot of confidence in your phone sex game to do that play of like, I'm going to look like a rat and then get her off based off my,
Starting point is 01:28:05 confidence in phone sex. And by the way, you know what they lied about? What? It was two women, not just one. Oh, yeah, it was two, yep. Hmm. He was having an orgy DA calls. Yeah, but you know that once you have an improper relationship that it fucks the whole case up.
Starting point is 01:28:19 That's all he had to do was have an improper relationship with somebody on that side of the case. And he knew that it was- That was genius. It was why I went to send that hussy to Nas in the night of. His lawyer sent that little hussy to him and he was trying to beat in a cell. and they had to like throw the lawyer out and that's how he ended up with like the court appointed lawyer I'm watching um I watched love on the spectrum on Netflix did y'all see that I have not but I cannot wait to hear your review all right so I'm not gonna we ain't got to go into it you don't need to spoil anything and I want you I to see it I want you all to watch it but I'm aware of the concept I have a question like do do autistic people have kids
Starting point is 01:28:58 yeah yeah they fuck a lot really yeah I don't know any autistic people to have kids. Do you know any autistic people? Of course. You're Rory. Yeah, I was to say you said said a kid. Rory and me, honestly.
Starting point is 01:29:13 No, I mean like, come on. I'm an alpha. I'm not autistic. Farther down the line. Yeah. Farther down the spectrum. Yeah. Like, if y'all watch Love on the spectrum
Starting point is 01:29:19 when that's, it was great. I enjoyed it. Of course, just me and silly. I laughed at a lot of shit. But you're supposed to do. Yeah, I just, I laughed at a lot of shit. The same way I thought it'd be crazy for someone to go in and pitch the circumcision.
Starting point is 01:29:32 Can you imagine trying to pitch that show before you shoot an Insane. Like going in with the deck to present to Netflix like, all right, listen. I actually felt like, you know autistic people, right? I actually felt like I shouldn't have been watching some of that shit. Like, you ever watch something? You're like, this doesn't feel right.
Starting point is 01:29:47 Like, I shouldn't have to be. I haven't clicked it because I'm nervous about how I feel weird about it. And then I feel like I may enjoy it. It's one girl on it as super horny. Like, she wants to fuck bad. Like, she's trying to get a boyfriend. And she's like, like, asking, like, the autistic boyfriend, how do you feel about premarital sex?
Starting point is 01:30:08 Like, he has his first kiss with her on. I should not be watching autistic people have their first kiss on Netflix. In 4K. A lot of them don't. Autistic people are not, I don't want to say, because we don't use that word, but the word equivalence is that. They're not. Autistic people aren't that.
Starting point is 01:30:28 So it's, I know you feel like you're looking, you're making fun of slow people, but autistic people are not slow. Are you getting what I'm saying? I get what you're saying. They're actually extremely intelligent. Yeah. I get what you're saying, but it's just like, it just was an awkward feeling I got watching that shit. I'm just like, this is, they shouldn't have filmed.
Starting point is 01:30:44 I mean, if you've watched Shane Gillis special, which we will get into as far as SNL shortly, he was suggesting, like, you're putting people on camera. The one thing they can't handle is social situation. They are some of the smartest human beings on. Oh, 100%. But the one thing that they have trouble with, for the most part, across the one thing. the board is social situations. Now we're going to create the most chaotic social situation that anyone on earth would have to deal with
Starting point is 01:31:11 by Netflix show. Yeah. I love that bad. It's a good show. It's a good series. It's a good series. Y'all should definitely check it out if you haven't seen it yet. We can talk about it.
Starting point is 01:31:21 I know we've been shitting on Michael Rappaport for a few months now. He was on a show about, he was the father of an autistic kids. It's a really, really good series. Oh, that's a great show. Love that show. Damn, what's that shit called? I still watch it. Sam, I can't remember.
Starting point is 01:31:38 Atypical. Atypical. Great show. And by the second season, you know, Sam's grabbing handies at the school dance in the igloo. Yeah. He loves penguins. He's going. But then, I won't spoil it, but Julian, you've seen it.
Starting point is 01:31:53 How do you feel that Sam has like a girlfriend? Because then I wasn't sure if I was being judgmental and weird that this furrow was, because he's very, very much on the spectrum of the show. What show is this? Atypical. It's a really good show. Michael Rapporte's actually great in it. Everyone, it's just a great question.
Starting point is 01:32:11 They also say it's an extremely... Pre-Gaza situation. Yeah. They say it's extremely accurate, too, for how autistic people, like, it's kind of informative. Like, I learned a lot from watching the show. I think it's fine that he had a girlfriend.
Starting point is 01:32:27 Is that fucked up that I think that way, though? Because I know most people won't admit this because they want to seem like they're awesome. But if I had a child that was... at that level of autism and a girl wanted to date him like freshman year of high school, I would have some reserves on why. And I know that sounds fucked up, but I would just be terrified for his well-being. Like, this girl, she's not autistic at all.
Starting point is 01:32:54 Like, she's weird as shit. But I don't know. Her character makes sense. And that sounds fucked up because it's like, well, he's just like everyone else. He's just a little bit different. Why can't he enjoy having a relationship as well? Why are we putting this on this girl who may just generally like this kid? Because he is brilliant in his own right.
Starting point is 01:33:12 But no one to admit it because I know you guys are awesome. But I'd feel fucking weird. I'd have some questions. I would have some questions. Okay, it's okay to have questions. You should have questions about anybody or child dates. But this is the same conversation we had about a little teeny home girl and her boyfriend. That's weird.
Starting point is 01:33:26 Still think it's weird. Okay, I understand that. But as far as like, people, not everybody is evil. And I think sometimes because we've experienced so many evil people and we have evil traits ourselves, that we automatically expect the worst out of people. And just because we're not able to handle a situation or we wouldn't be able to be attracted to this person, we think that something's funny when other people do. Like I could understand if she, and of course, this is from a show and it's hypothetical, if she came from like a family that she's maybe dealt
Starting point is 01:33:54 with autistic people before, then I could see it being more genuine. But yes, I would have that evil thought in my head that this girl may be here not knowing about her. autism and thinking maybe she can manipulate my son or like this is an experiment to her. Like I would go in with those thoughts, which I think is fucked up. But what does a teenage girl get out of dating the autistic boy in school? I don't know. That's why I haven't made it. I didn't make it to season three.
Starting point is 01:34:25 She doesn't get anything out of that other than teased by the rest of her fucking classmates. I just don't understand how autistic, like an autistic woman could have a child. why not? You scare me. There's nothing wrong functionally with that. No, because it's like you said, like an autistic woman raised, they're socially, like, they don't know,
Starting point is 01:34:45 they're so like, you know, you're talking from the nurturing side of things. Yeah, like, I just don't understand how they would be able to, like, because if you watch this show Love on the Spectrum, the parents of these autistic people, their fear is one day that,
Starting point is 01:34:58 obviously the parents are going to die, and then like this, like him being alone. It's like, how is he going to manage like how is he going to so now that person having a child i get weird nobody wants to say it out loud but i get way it's like yo that's to me that just seems dangerous that's just like yo this child may be in danger and not purposely put in danger but it's like the parent is autistic well well hold on there's different levels of autism if they are if they are verbally autistic and they're able to take care of themselves then that's fine as far as them
Starting point is 01:35:31 being awkward or like not comfortable in social situations, it might make for a weird childhood, but the child is not in danger. If you're not a violent, like if you don't have a violent type of autism where you're nonverbal, you don't know how to communicate with anything other than violence, then that can be dangerous. But if you're just awkward, like, that's not. Yeah, you might get one of those situations where, you know, Sean Penn and I Am Sam is screaming for pancakes in the diner with his daughter. Like, you might get some moments. But atypical, I guess, speaks to the best scenario, which not all people have, a very supportive
Starting point is 01:36:06 family that no matter what, like, make sure that he can live a normal life. Because, but they have to, it takes a toll on them to be able to do all of that. So I think, I understand the fear of like, if the parents pass away, then what? That's where the rest of the family. That's where siblings are important. That's where, yeah, you're going to have to have. I'm saying, that person in particular, that type of autistic person, having a child and they can't even really take care of themselves. Like, they have to have somebody take care of them.
Starting point is 01:36:37 That doesn't seem dangerous? I guess it depends their level of autism. And I haven't seen the child. Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying, oh, because you do some people that have it. It's like, oh, but you wouldn't even really know that this person's autistic. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, it's like you wouldn't really.
Starting point is 01:36:53 Some people think Kanye's autistic. Kanye is very, he's 100%. He is. I mean, he has kids. He's very loving. He's very, you know, nurturing, takes care of his family. So I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's certain levels of autism where I'm just like, it might be dangerous for this person to have a kid.
Starting point is 01:37:08 Like, I can't see this person being able to take care of, people without autism can't really take care of children. So imagine somebody that has. No, I get it completely. You know what I mean? It's just like. Well, I say, I mean, if you let Kim tell it, rightfully so, I think when Kanye has had a few episodes, it has looked not like he, I don't ever think Kanye would harm his children. But some of his outburst, whether it be on Twitter
Starting point is 01:37:31 or when he was running around L.A. and, like, yelling at people and shit, could scare a mother. And that was, I think, his Asperger's autism really kicking in. I don't know if he's bipolar. I'm not a fucking doctor, but, yeah, we've seen Kanye have episodes
Starting point is 01:37:46 that could have affected his kids in a very negative way. And I think Kim has spoken, honestly, the most respectful, I think any mother could have in a lot of those situations. Like, I give it to Kim when he's had those. So it's doable.
Starting point is 01:38:01 But I mean, who am I? I haven't been in that situation. I'm just happy to have the conversation when I know people won't because it's a scary one to have. Because no matter what, you look insane. Yeah. If you ask those types of questions. You look like a dickhead. But I don't know.
Starting point is 01:38:15 Shane Gillis is going to be on SNL. It'll be great. I'm hype, man. What a comeback. You hype about that? Did that kill cancel culture forever? They canceled him. They tried.
Starting point is 01:38:24 You back. For those that don't know, Shane Gillis was hired. onto S&L, and then they dug up his tweets. And from years and years and years ago, he made a few Asian jokes. I actually don't know exactly what they are. Ooh, I know it. They were super offensive.
Starting point is 01:38:39 I'm not here to debate that. Wasn't even a tweet. It was on his podcast. On his podcast, okay. He's talking about Chinatown. What do you say? A lot of chinks running around Chinatown, some shit like that, in passing,
Starting point is 01:38:50 in character of like a thing that he does on his podcast. If you know, Shane, you would get it. So? They dug that up in the middle of Stop Asian hate. As soon as he got announced, threw him to the wolves. Got him out of here. Timing was not on his side there.
Starting point is 01:39:03 So years past, Shane Gillis, obviously now is one of the biggest stand-of-comedians, period, and is now hosting SNL, the company that fired him and canceled him. Does this officially... Cancer culture.
Starting point is 01:39:20 Cancer culture is not real. We'd say it all the time. We say it all the time. It's not real. And I don't need that. And I hate repeating it, but this time can we officially say that it's like not.
Starting point is 01:39:28 Well, the only person against that ever been successfully canceled is Cressette Michelle. There. Yo, they canceled her. I still. She's saying from President Trump and nobody fucked with her after that. Yeah, that was crazy. Insane. The baby, too.
Starting point is 01:39:41 No, he back. No, is he? I just liked his PSA freestyle from Mississippi. Yeah. He back. The baby's back. Shane also got a partnership with Bud Light, which is funny because this is Bud Light's major rebrand pivot since the Dylan Mulvaney scare.
Starting point is 01:39:58 So it's funny. It's a good move. It's a perfect move. He's the perfect candidate. If you're Shane Gillis, do you walk out to do the monologue and start with the Asian joke that got you fired? I would. I feel like you have to.
Starting point is 01:40:12 I think he's going to be like on his Norm MacDonald shit when Norm MacDonald did the monologue and pretty much gave the whole building of fuck you. I hope Shane does that. Well, I hope he pulls the move that Chappelle pull with the last one, which is the only monologue SNL has ever taken down. you know, because he was talking about them. He did a completely different monologue during dress rehearsals.
Starting point is 01:40:33 And then went out for the real live taping and did, you know, whoever they are. Yeah. Did that one. I would love if Shane did that. Give him something different on the dress rehearsal and then come out with the same Asian joke. I like that.
Starting point is 01:40:47 And I hope he's not only hope, I hope they let him, I don't know how involved he wants to be with this, but I hope he gets the opportunity to write some sketches. I'm so, as a. fan of him. It would be his, if you're not familiar,
Starting point is 01:41:00 Gileon Keyes is this is this sketch show that he created with his great friend and writing partner that blew up on YouTube. All their videos have over millions of views. It's so funny. I really want him to write sketches for this one. It would be so, it would be awesome. Can I play the other side of someone that agrees sometimes cancel culture should exist? Not in this situation, but what does that say about SNL now?
Starting point is 01:41:23 Now that Asian, stop Asian hate is not trendy, it's okay. to have him on? Because, listen, man. How does that make you look as, I'm glad they had him on. He deserves to be on. I don't, I mean, especially at that time, I know Asians are being attacked.
Starting point is 01:41:38 I'm not going to tell anyone how to feel about a joke. But to fire him, you're not going to stand on your square. Now that he has the biggest Netflix standup right now, amongst the youth, he is the biggest stand-up comedian. Now you have him on
Starting point is 01:41:52 after you fired him for making jokes on a joke platform. But yeah, to close, I'm happy Shane Gillis and 21 Savage. We'll be on SNL. I hope Shane Gillis does some Trump impressions because he's one of the best Trump impersonators. And since the other one shot somebody, we haven't had a good Trump impression in quite some time. But to close the cancel culture thing, I'm not mad at people being offended by a certain joke or a statement and saying, yo, I can't fuck with that person. I can respect that to some degree.
Starting point is 01:42:23 But just stand on your square. don't all of a sudden now not be offended and bring Shane Gillis back. If you're going to be offended, I can respect you if you stay offended forever. So Lauren Michaels, stand on your square or don't. No.
Starting point is 01:42:37 Cancel somebody over a joke is stupid. Agreed. But if someone wants to go all that way and stay that way, that's how they feel, I can't say much. Don't now when times have passed. Yeah, but that's why it's a joke. Stand on your square.
Starting point is 01:42:50 If it's a joke and jokes are usually made out of some of the darkest situations. You try to find some lights and some humor. That's just what comedy is. It's been that way forever. So you're saying that, be consistent with your outrage all the way through. So you're saying that comedians love Asians all the way through.
Starting point is 01:43:09 Comedians should have free reign to be racist just because they're comedians? Not racist. No. I'm not saying you have free reigns to be racist. But if you want to make a racist joke, if a comedian wants to make a joke at some racist shit that's happening, and have fun with it. It's a joke.
Starting point is 01:43:25 Laugh. But you can be, you can make a racist, like I'm not even against racist jokes. You can make a racist joke without using a slur. Right? So you can,
Starting point is 01:43:33 there's plenty of people. For example, everybody knows the N-word is off limits. Comedians have been doing funny bits about stereotypic black people shit. It may be distaste for whatever, but they don't get canceled because they don't use the N-word.
Starting point is 01:43:46 So you can, I mean, some of them do, but plenty of them don't. So you can make a joke about Asian people without using it. an Asian slur. I don't under. Yeah, but I mean.
Starting point is 01:43:56 And it wasn't even funny. It wasn't even a good setup. You just set a slur and you happen to be a comedian. You can make an Asian joke without using the slur. You can't. But if you do use a slur, like, you're canceled. Like, come on. So there's no line for comedians. There should be no line. It's just, it's a different thing when you're talking about comedy and making a joke and laughing. Like, it's just a certain things are allowed,
Starting point is 01:44:23 to the guys of, yo, this is comedy. Like, if you go to a comedy show and you're offended, guess what? You probably shouldn't be at a comedy show. Yeah, but it was an economy show. He was just talking to somebody at a podcast. So just because he happens to be a comedian. He's a comedian.
Starting point is 01:44:38 He's going to push the line. He's going to say some things that are offensive, but you understand, like, yo, he's not a politician. He's not a patient. He's not a doctor. He's not someone. He's a fucking comedian. Like, laugh.
Starting point is 01:44:49 Like, you get, okay, I get it. He's a comedian. Maybe insensitive. Maybe. Wasn't funny, but it's like he's canceled now. Cancel some of these niggas that's accused of rape that's still out here performing and doing parties and shit. No, agree. But I think that, listen, like I said, I don't, I'm not really big on cancel culture, but I don't think that there's anything wrong with being held.
Starting point is 01:45:07 I think that there should be a line. For example, we say plenty of shit. This could be considered a comedy podcast. We say plenty of shit out here, but you know what we do? We bleep shit out when we know we've gone too far. I never want to bleep. I'm just going to put that out there. No one's surprised.
Starting point is 01:45:22 But we bleep shit out when we know that we've gone too far. That's all it takes a two second bleep. Comedy style. Just out of respect for the Democrat, like out of respect for the people who are listening to you. It wasn't like it was an incredibly set up joke. That's the thing when it comes to like, oh, I'm a comedian. It wasn't a set up joke.
Starting point is 01:45:39 There was no punchline. You just said some ignorant shit. It wasn't meant to be a joke. But because you're a comedian, it's funny. But also, I'm not defending the ignorant shit. But also, if he would have said some like real malish, hateful shit towards Asian people. Agreed.
Starting point is 01:45:56 I'm not saying that that is a slur for Chinese people. I'm not defending that. But just saying that in passing is a mistake. If he said some real hateful shit with it, I could see it. And also, Patrice O'Neill was the best one when it came to defending all comedians. Even if you don't find it funny,
Starting point is 01:46:15 and even if the joke stinks, every comedian's intent was to be funny, not hateful. It came from a place of an attempt to be funny. You could say that it missed the mark, and we could all say that's a shitty joke. His attempt was only for that. The only time it wasn't an attempt was when Kramer went on that rant. That wasn't him trying to be funny.
Starting point is 01:46:38 That was him just being a racist. Exactly. And for that, you know the difference. You know the difference. He's on there. Yeah, you know. Honestly, most people in the world, most people in the world are bigots and have their own form of racist.
Starting point is 01:46:53 Like, let's all just be honest here about what the fuck is said at dinner tables. I'm not talking about you liberal white people who are just like, oh my God, this is, I can't believe. And we all know that some people say shit around their families that they would never say in person or to other people or on a mic. The difference is if you have a platform,
Starting point is 01:47:10 there are just certain things that you should and shouldn't say. Keep whatever. If you want to call people slurs behind their back, that's fine. Whatever. Like, I'm not saying that anybody's innocent of that. What I'm saying is when you have a platform, you need to be responsible with your platform. You can still be funny and racist without saying slurred. Everybody.
Starting point is 01:47:27 Everybody has said the N-word before. Everybody. Disagree. Especially, Rory. Everybody. I really don't think Rory has ever said it. What? Man, I'm not buying.
Starting point is 01:47:37 Not close to take Rory out of it because I don't want to make this person. Every white person said the other. Every white person that said the N-word before. Like, even not, I'm not saying, like, said it like, and be like, those fucking niggers, like, not like that. But you're not going to tell me a white person that loves their favorite hip hop artists. If they're in their crib alone listening to rap and he has nigger in the bar, they don't say the word. You're at the crib talking about Siminoon?
Starting point is 01:47:59 Yeah, that's not happening. You're not censoring yourself. Yeah, like, cut it out. I am insecure. So me rapping by myself in my room always made me, always made me feel weird. I would only rap out loud amongst my friends. And like we had the conversation with little brother, that'll be in our patreon.com. I was around black people that would have hit me.
Starting point is 01:48:18 I was scared straight from the beginning. But we're not talking about people, do with the crib. And I'm saying I'm an insecure person. You think I'd feel comfortable wrapping in my room alone? Yes. I would feel so fucking weird. You tried it. Everyone's tried it.
Starting point is 01:48:30 Yeah, and I've failed halfway through. I'm just, that shit. But see, halfway through Illmatic. Because the way I grew up, that wouldn't bother me. I grew up with white kids. I grew up with Asian kids. I grew up with mad white kids that use the word. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:48:45 That shit does not, that does not bother me. Like, are you kidding me? Like, I grew up with some of my best friends growing up was white kids. Like, I grew up in the Bronx. Like, I was around all types of cultures, all types of people. Everybody used the word on.
Starting point is 01:48:59 And you was one of them that. And I'm saying, mine never came because I let them get around. It wasn't like they was like, yo, ma'all, you fucking nigger come down. It wasn't like that. But he was like, yo, what's up, my nigga? Like, yo, what you just said?
Starting point is 01:49:11 You should probably check them. Get the fuck. You probably should have checked. Mine never came because I think. Yeah, I'm not going to. white people say to me. They say it. I know they say everyone says it, but I don't let them say to me. Me personally, I feel like even if you say it in a passing way, I feel like you know, like society teaches you that you're not supposed to do that. So if you get it off with me,
Starting point is 01:49:30 you think I'm pussy. But it's a difference though. It's a difference. I'm on her side. It's a difference. What's up my nigger and hey, you nigger? It's different. Of course it's a different. But you don't have the stripes to be able to be able to say that, bro. You don't have the stripes. My fear came out of not thinking Twitter would happen one day or I'd know D-ray. I'm saying I was scared to say, say the fucking word. You think that only, you think that only black people say naked?
Starting point is 01:49:51 No, because I don't think he realizes there's a difference there. You can be scared. I understand what you're saying, but you think that only black people could say naked? And let's just go by society standards. Yes. Only black people should be able to say next. So you think that no Dominican, Puerto Rican, Albanian and Black, first of all, Dominican people can be black.
Starting point is 01:50:07 Albanian people can be Black. Cuban people can be Black. Black is a race. No, I'm asking you. I'm asking you. Do you think they, are they allowed to use it? Because some people don't feel like they are. That's some people.
Starting point is 01:50:19 I'm asking you. I don't feel like if I don't want to bring black into it, African American. I feel like that's an African American. Okay, do you feel like Dominican and Puerto Ricans are able to use that? No. That's crazy. You told us somebody that grew up around a bunch of Dominican. Okay, you can grow up around and what does that change?
Starting point is 01:50:37 What does it change? Because the word was not offensive. It's not about being offensive. It's not about being offensive. It's not about, I don't know about black people using it. I would prefer if they did. but because everything has a root, all. Everything has a root.
Starting point is 01:50:51 Words just don't appear out of thin air. Everything has a root. Yeah, but so now you're saying black people shouldn't use the word? No, I don't think anybody should use it. I still, listen, I'm a hypocrite. So black people should, I'm like, yo, that's my nigga. What's up, my nigga? I shouldn't say that.
Starting point is 01:51:03 I think because of the word that we should get rid of the word. I've always thought that. Do I use it? Yes. Then if that's the case, there's a bunch of words we need to get rid of. Of course. And we can work out of that. But you're asking my opinion.
Starting point is 01:51:15 I would prefer no one use the fucking word. I don't really use it. Can I ask a question, not to make a point, really ask a question. The white people that said it around me, that said it around black people within that group, they said it. No. And I'm saying they said it, but when they went outside of that circle, they never fucking said it. Of course.
Starting point is 01:51:35 So I'm asking. Does that change things a bit? But I'm saying the white people that were in the Bronx, when y'all went elsewhere, whether to be to another neighborhood, another borough. No. They didn't use it. But amongst us and on our block and our community and, And I'll park.
Starting point is 01:51:48 Because they knew it was wrong. That's why they didn't use it anywhere else because they knew it was wrong. But I don't, but I don't use the word around certain people like. I heard you use it a lot today. No, because I know y'all. That's different. I'm talking about, but y'all, have y'all seen me in the airport be like, yo, this nigga blocking up the, you've never seen it.
Starting point is 01:52:04 Yes, when I was trying to get through pre-check. That's exactly what you said to me. You did not. You did. It's on camera. Never said that. Never said that. I don't use that word.
Starting point is 01:52:13 I'm just saying, but in the confines of my friends and my community. With your friends is one, yeah. Are you kidding me? Like, if I didn't, my friends are little, you're so with him. He acting like, you're in a while. You're acting like an hop right now. That's just how it is. Amongst my friends and people I grew up with, that's how we talk.
Starting point is 01:52:28 That's how we greet each other. That's how we took that word and put a different meaning and a different tone to it. That's what we did in our culture. This is what it is. I understand the root and where it came from. But we was like, okay, that's what they used to cause. Now we're using it as a term of endearment and showing love. that's just it is what it is like I'm not offended if a Dominican uses that word that I know
Starting point is 01:52:51 and I grew up with I'm not offended by that shit we grew up together slept in each other's house left in this on the same couch like oh you yeah so there's a million and 18 words in the dictionary to define friend to define brother to define homie why do you you feel the need to use nigga they also have names why do they need to feel the need to use that there's a million of other things that they could call you why do they feel the need to use that word I was so thankful when they know the root of that word. But that's just a word we're using our culture.
Starting point is 01:53:20 It was here before me. It's going to be here after I'm going. I was an habitual sun user. Duke. Rory loves Duke. Duke came later as a joke. Fam, no, fam is Rory shit.
Starting point is 01:53:32 Your lights on. Oh, I thought you'd tell me to look at my phone. It was blinding me. And then I was like, oh, they sent us the Usher album. That's what I thought you were pointing at. Oh, who did? She. I'm not going to offend my political connects.
Starting point is 01:53:45 Usher at midnight, who's, excited. That's coming out me tonight? Yeah. Oh shit. They had a good little, good little,
Starting point is 01:53:53 they had a good track list. I'm really excited about it. I love Usher music. Usher has not come out with very few projects that I don't love almost in entirety. So I'm extremely excited.
Starting point is 01:54:05 So the Usher album is tonight. Do we get Schoolboy tonight or next Friday? I think this Friday. I think tonight. Oh, today? This is a good. This is a good.
Starting point is 01:54:16 Good Friday of music. No, March 1st, Schoolboy. Oh, March 1st. Oh, he's doing a real rollout. Yeah. Yeah. Proper T.D. Rollout. Doing a proper. Doing a proper rollout.
Starting point is 01:54:29 Proper lad. I like both the records that Schoolboy put out. I'm really excited for that album. Usher, I'm not going in with a lot of expectations. I don't know if that's hating, but... I am. That's hate. He got the Super Bowl next weekend. I don't want to be disappointed.
Starting point is 01:54:42 I think the album was damn near done before they even asked them to do Super Bowl. Super Bowl. Oh shit. Super Bowl's this weekend. Yeah. Usher out. Yeah, he's doing it right. I got a lot of expectations.
Starting point is 01:54:54 Got a lot of expectations. I don't care if this album is thriller. I don't want to hear any new records at the Super Bowl. No, you better not touch any of these damn records on that set. I feel like it would be stupid for him not to. No, he doesn't. No, wouldn't. From his management, you just released the album.
Starting point is 01:55:08 You have the biggest platform in the world right now. The fact that he's there, that's it. He just, his name will be searched on iTunes. He don't need to do no songs. I agree. He doesn't need to, but if I was his management, I would tell him to do a question. He better not. He better not.
Starting point is 01:55:24 You better go out there and do that shit. Yeah. Yeah. The white people are going to lose that fucking mind. Oh, yeah? Oh, wow. You're coming out the gate with you. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:55:32 Yeah. That's the, like, that's the first song. They want to hear when they, like, put their suitcase in the room on the cruise. As soon as they go up to the top deck, they want to hear, yeah, as soon as they get on their They're playing it from their iPhone. Yeah. They want to hear that. As soon as they put their luggage in their room on the cruise, they want to hear yet.
Starting point is 01:55:49 You guys like this track list? This tracklist, this is why I'm not going in with any expectations. 20 songs. 20 songs. Here's the thing. I love all the features. I don't know if I, it's going to sound like hate. I want to hear an Usher and Summer.
Starting point is 01:56:05 I like 21 Savage. I don't know if I need a 21 Savage verse on the Usher and Summer Walker song. You didn't like that record. That song came out already as big. Oh, it's out. I mean, you never heard good, good? I don't think so. It's a good song.
Starting point is 01:56:16 I don't know. It's not the one summer samples, right? It's a great song and it's been out for that long. Oh, I take it back. I'm sorry. I have not heard it. Yeah, no, that song is dope.
Starting point is 01:56:24 That's a really good record. Mall, I listen to too many bubbles in the bathtub. And it's doing pretty good. It's doing pretty well on charts, too. That's a, no, this record is dope. I miss the same.
Starting point is 01:56:32 I totally missed it. I apologize. I'm ignorant. No, everyone shame me in the comments. No, no. This record is this record. Did we need 21 Savage on it?
Starting point is 01:56:41 He did his thing. Okay. I like 21 Savage a lot. Yeah, he got off. that's him dancing no that's not 21 Savage Dan yo I can't tell it
Starting point is 01:56:50 it's not shadows it's safe to assume that's how he that's how he ties his duress this is the usher record and you see a video on somebody's dancing it's safe to assume
Starting point is 01:56:58 when 21 Savage has a doo rag on that's how he ties 21 Savage doesn't wear a du rag he never wears a duress he's not and he's not dancing but you don't see him in London I only see him in Atlanta
Starting point is 01:57:07 I'm sure that usher record is great I love Lotto does is a lotto verse necessary on that song you didn't hear you I know I'm predicting where's Otto from Atlanta oh okay
Starting point is 01:57:19 because the song's called A-Town girl so I just want to make sure that Lotto usually does great with a feature To some Alabama Baba said These are Bob Baggick shoes When were we doing that off the last episode I cannot wait for that usher and dream song
Starting point is 01:57:36 I think this album's gonna be incredible Cannot wait for usher and her I think you got a song in there called Bob that's gonna go up out the gate, love Burner Boy. Usher and Burner Boy is the intro? Yeah, I don't know. I'm not mad at it that I love with Burner.
Starting point is 01:57:50 I like it. Out the gate. I like it. I want to hear Usher and Burner Boy. Yeah. The intro? Yeah. Not track seven.
Starting point is 01:57:56 June Cook on there too. That's the star of that BTS group. Oh, they're about to fuck. That's about to go up. That BTS records are great. I feel like 14, 15, and 16 just because I know Usher album so well. I love you. Please, you, and luckiest me and going to be the best run on album.
Starting point is 01:58:12 Yeah. I know it already because, like, I love Usher. music so much. I know. That's what room in a room. Room and a room. What's room in a room? Usher, what you're talking about? What are you watching by that? Margella might be a sneaky record. Like, what's a shitty name, but it might be a great. Kissing Strangers is going to have a line or two on there. That's going to be a bop. Kissing strangers, mono. That's going to be a bob.
Starting point is 01:58:32 I think, I thought that was mono. Mono. No, that's going to be a monotone record. Some cold, stone cold freak. I know a stone cold. I should get in the shit off. The cold is spelled with a Okay. Just please. Yeah, she's a Kappa. Don't make...
Starting point is 01:58:48 True. Just hope this isn't like that one Usher record where it was all future beats. No. That album was so fucking bad. No, I know. Are you talking about...
Starting point is 01:58:59 Oh, he got the dream... No, that record is going to be... I might go to that first. Who produced? If Tricky produced that, who... Was it Hard Love 2? I saw D. Mile out of like three or four
Starting point is 01:59:11 that he posted that he produced. So that makes me feel great. we need a new dream album too listen we need a new dream album yo classics I know it's not in the threshold we were talking like 2020 not but I was listening to P&D one just P&D
Starting point is 01:59:28 there's no mistakes on that it is so good or P&D two they're both they're both flawless I'm chilling no no no I'll turn on the crib I just do ND2 is the one though it's my favorite it's they're so P&D two is the one that's that one she gets her way on
Starting point is 01:59:44 P&D 2. Okay. P&D 2 is better, but the original, I mean, he set it off. Great. Somebody had the idea on Twitter. I love Twitter and their ideas. Somebody had the idea on Twitter that I want Usher performs, bad girl. You know how he used to have Beyonce come out, like a couple of times.
Starting point is 02:00:00 He should have Victoria Monet come out. And I was like, dog. I mean, I might actually. She can dance. I would die. I would literally fall into the floor and die. She would be great for it. I don't know for Super Bowl, though.
Starting point is 02:00:12 I think I'd like the tour on. certain dates. I just don't know if the whole world knows. But it's not about, it's, but she was never, a dancer. Yeah, it was never just about, it was never about her being a performer. It's about her being the dancer. But it was also because it was Beyonce dancing. Yeah, it was like, that was thing, no? Yeah. I don't think he thought it was just a dancer. No. It was like that, you know, that girl. Well, sometimes it would be a dancer and then, like, maybe once or twice, it was Beyonce. I actually think he might bring people out. I don't think he's going to
Starting point is 02:00:40 rea this one. Mm-mm. I think we'll get some. This is going to be an Atlanta party for sure. Germain DePrie's coming out. I hope little John pops out. Yeah. I think he's definitely bringing little John up for sure. Dwight's love Little John. If Little John and Little Chris come out for a year.
Starting point is 02:00:58 Yo, there's been one actual time I was really mad at Mall for not inviting me somewhere. We were in Vegas for like a night. And Mall went to the Little John residency. Oh, he's fucked up for that. And granted, in his defense, I would. asleep, like before they even went over there. But I was so fucking mad that next morning that I did not go to that Little John residency. Yeah, I had to see that.
Starting point is 02:01:22 He killed that shit. I'm like, yo, this is Little John turning up this entire party DJ. Like, that shit was crazy. Speaking of Little John, did you guys see this? He's releasing a guided meditation album. Great. I'm in. Yeah, I'm here.
Starting point is 02:01:36 I'm in for it. That's how Marshall wake up in the morning. People get him, like, he's a real producer and musician. Yeah. He's a goat. I'm sure it's going to be. Oh yeah, the tweets were fucking hilarious. They were like...
Starting point is 02:01:47 Breathe in, bend over to the floor. Yeah, shit like that. Breathe out, touch your toes. You need that. Ah, skeet, skeet, skeet. Yeah. Now skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet. I mean, that is the ultimate meditation.
Starting point is 02:01:59 What's that, like, erotic massage calls? Erotic massage. No, but no, it's a real... It starts with a T. Tantra. Tantra. I would definitely need the little John Tantra Ah, skeet, skis, skeet, uh, project.
Starting point is 02:02:14 Have you ever had Tandrax? One time, yeah. What do they stretch you and oil you? What do you do? They stretch you and oil you? Look at him. I'm curious. They could make you nut without, like, touching your dick of how good they are.
Starting point is 02:02:29 They stared at it hard. It's not like, Grant, I've never done the rub and tug thing, but I just don't think it's like this. This is a real professional, like, that knows sexual pressure points. Yeah, it's kind of wild. Oh, it's a pressure point. Yeah, I think people should do it. Like, massage me until I come? more or less yeah but without touching your dick
Starting point is 02:02:46 I mean they they do touch you that but oh they do touch your dick but like you it's a different type of orgasm it's not like someone just beating your meat and you're nut it's more of a mind yeah it's a very connected thing and it's supposed to heal
Starting point is 02:03:02 sexual trauma as well like it's a it's a thing that people use for real and you can have tantric sex with your partner too can you go somewhere to do it like it sounds like you need a professional not just like a bitch with oily hands I would highly suggest going to a professional and not just a girl with baby oil.
Starting point is 02:03:19 But you can look at beat you off. It's more, it's not like... I mean, I'm thinking it sounds like a process. It seems like it's like a hour and a half thing. Dang. Yeah, don't rub me for an hour and a half and make me come and then expect me to just get up and leave. No, we go together now.
Starting point is 02:03:39 An hour and a half is someone playing with you. I'll be outside when you get off lady. you can get in the car. So I know you're half joking, but at the end of it, I was a little like, I know this was a service. Yeah, like,
Starting point is 02:03:49 I'm never going to see you again. But like, but like, that you were in my soul. Yeah, like, you do that in New York? Yeah.
Starting point is 02:03:56 Do you have the name? Can you share it? I want to go. This was 20. I just feel like getting that in New York and walking outside to like noisy taxis, blowing horns.
Starting point is 02:04:03 It's just like, it's like, what was the point of it? That's how I feel about massages in New York. I hate getting massages. Yeah, it's like now I'm back outside and I got to get on the train. And I'm oily and now.
Starting point is 02:04:13 Oh, no, no, no. It was, like, I took a shower after. With her? You had to get all the shit off, yeah. The nut? No, more so, like, all the oil and shit. They oil your whole, it's not just your dick. But it's not like baby oil.
Starting point is 02:04:26 It's like real aromas. Yeah. It's what I'm flat. It's supposed to heal sexual trauma. That's why I did it. And I know, you guys can make your jokes. Did it work? Ha-ha, not funny anymore.
Starting point is 02:04:34 Did it work? I think so. I think it helped, yeah. How many times you got to do it? No, I didn't cry. You only did it. To be quite honest, I was 40 as fuck. Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
Starting point is 02:04:44 I'm not laughing at Rory. I'm laughing. No, it's not like they talk about sexual trauma. It's something that if you go through the like list of things that can help you outside of like therapy, from a physical touch standpoint, this is a method. I'm not saying. No, I know what it did anything. I'm saying crying after you come is crazy. Were you blindfolded?
Starting point is 02:05:02 No. Because in my, this is. In your fantasy, you're blindfolded. This is a bad. Sorry, Rory. I'm going to make this joke, though. In my mind, it's immersion therapy. where they blindfold Rory,
Starting point is 02:05:12 they have the woman come in and she starts a massage. And then when he, as soon as he comes and by the time he takes off the blind holes and sees, it's Father O'Malley. Yeah. Some shit is just not.
Starting point is 02:05:23 See, you need to be cancer, but that shit you just say. It's immersion therapy. Now the association is like, that was tantric. It was beautiful, but it's the guy that it was Father O'Neil.
Starting point is 02:05:31 They called a priest. Yeah, yeah. Not just any priest. The priest. The priest of all priests. though I did like I went into it with good intentions of why I researched it but then I did feel a little shallow because it was like she's also kind of bad
Starting point is 02:05:48 what intentions am I really doing here? Yeah she no oh she was fire she wasn't like fire fire but she was she was very cute Are they expensive? I think it was $500? Yeah damn it's an expensive nut I'm cool It's not about like it's not I'm telling you it's not really about that Like yeah it's about healing his body in how he handles being touched.
Starting point is 02:06:11 Like if you didn't come, would you want your money back? Um, I would. I don't know. Because I didn't know. It was the first time my life that I nutted and like, you know, you can feel when you're about to nut it. Mm-hmm. I hope so.
Starting point is 02:06:22 I just like nutted. It was weird. Oh, you didn't. Like at the, like, it was, she knew what she was doing at the end of the massage. I nutted. And, like, didn't realize it. What pressure point is she hit? I need to ask.
Starting point is 02:06:33 I'm telling you, you're kind of lost in the whole thing. I don't even remember what position. Damn. We were like holding each other. He milked you. Really? Y'all were like holding each other? Ted, look what the tantric massages are.
Starting point is 02:06:44 That's so beautiful. Laugh away. I'm following. Did you get it? If I wasn't in a relationship, I'd go get another one. Julia said, yo, she milked you? Milked that trauma out. Did she get it?
Starting point is 02:06:55 Like, did you get some on her? I don't know. I'm telling you. They were holding each other. She's a massage therapist. I'd like to know if the massage therapist got nothing to her eye. My bad. Yes, tantric.
Starting point is 02:07:05 They're like, you guys are face-to-face, right? for a lot of it faced but you're also on your back there's also like regular massage part of it it's a whole hour and a half experience I don't really know where she made you too? Yeah that's fire wait okay can we do this
Starting point is 02:07:21 Patreon? That wasn't no fucking horny not release not release I mean if there's a hot woman oiled up I'm probably you had you were hard while she was jerking you off I don't know if she like really jerked me off ever I'm telling you you're in a different mode okay I know you can make
Starting point is 02:07:37 your jokes about it because it's funny. I'm really just trying to answer y'all. Honestly. My fantasy of this, my what I'm picturing is far different than probably how it went. In my mind, you're just always There's another, there's another version of this that you can like do with your partner that is extremely sexual. I'm telling you the massage that we had, even though I know it's going to sound nuts, even though I came and we were
Starting point is 02:07:55 both naked, there was nothing sexual about it. I know that sounds insane. I get what you're saying. There was nothing sexual about it. Does she stretch? So this is like, this is like when the dudes be on IG massaging the girls and they're like, yo, that's sexual. That's sexual. That's Oh, like we're in Jamaica and they're like, do this to the ass a hundred times?
Starting point is 02:08:12 That didn't feel sexual when I got that done. The mud? Oh, you did that? The mud. Yeah, I got the mud done in Jamaica. That didn't feel sexual. He was actually very respectful. That one girl ruined that mud shit for all women on Instagram.
Starting point is 02:08:21 When she was fucking in a paper, when she fucked him with a plastic bag. Yeah. Now every time we see a girl get a mud massage, we're like, oh, she's about to get fucked with a plastic bag. No, I don't think that. Just don't use a condom. That one girl is just a nasty.
Starting point is 02:08:33 At that point, don't use a condom. You're going to put up a condom. Use the mud. Thank you for shopping bag on your dick. That was so. And who has that on a raft? How do you not have a condom but have that on a raft in Jamaica? No, I think that's what the limestone was in.
Starting point is 02:08:50 It's limestone, right, that they used? Did it feel good? That mud massage? It did feel good. It did. He, I didn't want to say he worked me out, but he did a very good job. It was dark, though, so we got there so late, the mosquitoes started biting me. And the places where the mud wasn't, but yeah.
Starting point is 02:09:07 It was a good massage. I didn't mind getting my ass rubbed with some mud. My skin felt great after. That's what's up. I never got a happy ending. I've always wanted to try it. I think I'm too silly for that. That's kind of why I just want to laugh.
Starting point is 02:09:21 I would like laugh. That's just like some. You got a happy end. Tandra is a happy ending. But fair. What I'm saying, like going to just some rubbing tug spa and you just get a massage and they're like, turn over.
Starting point is 02:09:35 Like I would laugh. Yeah. What else? Like, just jerk me off. Yeah, you don't have to cover it up with the massage. Like, you can just get straight to it. I'll jerk myself off. I don't need to, I'll go to a real masseuse.
Starting point is 02:09:49 But I encourage people to try the tantric shit, even if they do want to do in a sexual way with their partner or whatever. It was a cool experience. Yeah, I want to do it with my partner. I didn't get a partner, but I want to do it with my partner. I've always wanted to, I think so. You can do it. I think there's, like, classes and shit that you can do, like, with clothes on and then
Starting point is 02:10:03 take it back to your spot. Like a teacher will show y'all. Okay. I'm gonna try it. Ma, would you do that? Tantric massage? No. Would you do it with your partner? I'm a horny. We're gonna just start fucking.
Starting point is 02:10:20 It's about having a connection deeper than using sex to find a deeper connection. Call that a deep tissue massage. Well, how about y'all fuck and then like before round two try that to get around to? Nah, because after I know, I don't want to do a lot stretching and shit. I think y'all are afraid of the vulnerability aspect of it. I want to do it. I just, you can massage me.
Starting point is 02:10:41 We can massage each other, but we're gonna fuck too. Yes, you're gonna fuck. Actually, in tantric sex, like when you're having it with your partner,
Starting point is 02:10:48 there is fucking involved, but it's intentional. It's not just fuck, fuck, fuck to nut. It's like an intentional. There's a lot of breath work. Mall has only nutted.
Starting point is 02:10:58 He's never orgasmed. He's never just felt like love when it happened. That was gay. How do you know I never orgasm? Because you've never had a girlfriend. That's not true. What are you're talking about?
Starting point is 02:11:09 You've just nutted on ass cheeks and stomachs. A mouse. Oh, speaking of, I'm not going to say this. Thank you. No,
Starting point is 02:11:19 I'll say it. A girl told me my nut tasted good, and I thought of you guys. Yo, we got, we got voicemails? Oh, yeah. Just getting just some voicemails.
Starting point is 02:11:28 If we were talking about diet, no, those are voices. You were vegan. You've got male. You offended Loyon. Even Loyon is over there. El Loyon is disgusting.
Starting point is 02:11:35 El Loyon. Well, this voicemail's not going to help because we started with Drake and then we ended on this conversation. So I figured let's keep the sexual energy up. Yo, what up gang? Rory, Maugh, the merits big, yo, Julian. Hope this message finds y'all on good health and I keep prospering. I'm trying to make y'all laugh, man. My name is Joey Cucamonga.
Starting point is 02:11:59 I'm Queens Native. Entertainer. Just stand-up music. I'm trying to work on my shit, too, with the potting. But that's a different story. I got a quick question for y'all. Do you think that the amount of times that you have watched someone else fuck, meaning that it was porn on Twitter,
Starting point is 02:12:22 a website, you know, you seeing it in a movie that you wanted to put on, but you actually suck, pause, but you actually seeked, how do you say it in past sense? You were actively,
Starting point is 02:12:38 your intent was to look for the porn. Do you think that that outweighs the amount of times that you actually had sex in reality? It's the obvious question. Be real, though. Like, that it crushed your screen, whether it was to masturbate or you was just looking into it for the art.
Starting point is 02:12:55 You know what I'm saying? Do you think the amount of times the new bill films watched sex outweighs the amount of times you actually done in reality? Yes. You'll follow me on. No, I'm not going to happen.
Starting point is 02:13:08 Yeah. Sought out. Like got on my computer to watch porn with the intention. Or just like in passing. Yeah. In passing, I think it's unfair. No, he says sought out. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:13:20 That was the, in passing, I think everyone on earth, we just see porn the moment you open a screen. But yeah. Sought out, not, I don't know if I've watched more porn than I've fucked. Yeah, I don't know if I have. What? If you're a measure of hours. Man. I don't watch porn for hours.
Starting point is 02:13:38 Well, it's more like 30 seconds. I'm talking about measuring hours over time over all of your 50s. Yeah, no. No, I think I've, I think I've had more sex than I've watched porn for sure. Yeah, I think so. Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but more porn for me. If we were to, because I watch porn obviously more than I've had sex, but if you were to total the time, drinking off only takes like 30 seconds, fucking is hours.
Starting point is 02:14:04 Click pumper over there. So I know how I know what I like. But like incrementally, if you were to add the time. hours? You fuck for a while. I wasn't familiar with your game. I'm sorry. You're not fucking for hours.
Starting point is 02:14:14 If you fuck her for 10 minutes, go to sleep four hours, wake up and then fuck her for another 10 minutes. You didn't fuck for hours. Why are you? Damn. All right. Visceral over here. I have fucked for hours or an hour or so.
Starting point is 02:14:26 Clocked it. Whatever. I don't know who he was. Made of might have like, you know, sometimes you just hit the right stride. But I'm saying if you take that time, like if I fuck, say, for a half hour, DeMaris, I would have to jerk off like. like 40, 50 times to fill that. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 02:14:42 That's a lot of jerking off. Because I jerk off, it takes like a minute, a minute and a half. If a train left Seattle and then a train left. At 60 miles per hour. And the train leaves. It's all for a house. What time? What time do they arrive in California?
Starting point is 02:14:58 I guess I kind of see what you're saying. Because I have sex longer than I would watch porn and jerk off. Because say jerking off on average is a minute. Just say. That's in, say you fuck on average 10 minutes. So you'd have to jerk off 10 times to equal one fuck. That's a 10 to one ratio. But I thought he said, just watch.
Starting point is 02:15:19 Not like. But in time, totality time wise, like watching. I'm not watching. I'm not watching the rest of the point. I don't care if they fall in love. Yeah. I don't need to see kids around the forehead. I'm typically invested in the story, but, you know.
Starting point is 02:15:33 That's some cycle killers. So you guys usually watch porn for like a minute? it? It depends on how many big movies. I probably spend more time looking for the video. Same.
Starting point is 02:15:44 Watching the video. Same. So I don't know if that counts in what his rules are in this whole thing. But yeah, if you add in the time to looking for one,
Starting point is 02:15:53 I'm just indecisive. I'm still on the side that I fuck more than I watch porn. Yeah, I think I've had more sex than I've watched. That's also a sick thought to have. Yeah, I'm about to say, how did he come up with that question?
Starting point is 02:16:03 Like, that's, when his last name is Kukamonga. Cooka Mugger Crackers. Oh, that's natural. Next Friday. I get it. Yeah. Michael Rappaport said that.
Starting point is 02:16:12 He did. He was the, uh, he was the mailman. Yeah, he was the mailman. You just caught that? Yeah, I did. Wow. Is he canceled? No, he's, he's going to be president.
Starting point is 02:16:26 He's the opposite of cancel. He made a choice. He is going to be the next Brad Pitt. He is, he'll be an A-lister by 2025. Yeah, for sure. Without question. Michael Rappaport? Yes.
Starting point is 02:16:39 After saying what he said? He went to Israel to do IG Live. He's going to own a studio. He's like the Sean King of Israel. Oh my God, that is him. Like rap. Legend is on right. What are you one of those entertainer guys, huh?
Starting point is 02:17:04 What do you play sports? What do you play for? I play for the cook for a cracker killers. You won't take it. Hey, don't want any trouble with you. I have to send your posse out here to do 187 in my ass. A 187 in my ass.
Starting point is 02:17:18 I never noticed that was him. I love giving the mic rap report shit as of late, but he does have an incredible catalog of just the most random. He's hilarious. Yeah, he doesn't be good.
Starting point is 02:17:30 Just filmography. That's funny. Yeah, I was sad when we ran into him when we were first starting at WTF. Oh, you laughed in his face? No, that was a...
Starting point is 02:17:42 Oh. That was the Fire Festival. I introduced myself to Michael Rap Report as a fan. Yeah. I humbled myself to say how to Michael Rapporte. Yeah, we exchanged numbers and he was going to come on the pod, but, you know, he chose a side with, with management. So, yeah. He couldn't come on our pot anymore.
Starting point is 02:18:02 Yeah. But he was, he was going to be our first guest. Does he know your 3%? At that time, no. But his manager is 100%. So that outweighed. everything. Yeah.
Starting point is 02:18:14 But you know. Got you by a nose. I mean, things work out for what they are because I think we're just on different sides of how we see the world right now.
Starting point is 02:18:20 But yeah. Respect to everything Michael Rapport has done in his actual career. Do we have one more voice in a little? Let's do the next on Patreon. We're over two hours.
Starting point is 02:18:32 Yeah. Come out to game with that. Weird fucking question, but thank you. It was an interesting one. And if you're in D.C. March 23rd, we will be at the Howard Theater.
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