New Rory & MAL - Episode 241 | Care Package
Episode Date: February 9, 2024Did you see it? We all saw it…you can’t miss it. Drake was forced on all of our timelines. (0:00) We go through the culture of sending & receiving nudes. We share personal stories and the trut...h behind sharing explicit content. Even Yomi shares a story (10:45). We cover the weird responses from Adin Ross & Adam 22 (23:00). Sadly, after learning details about the leak Mal has decided to remove Drake’s music from his phone. The d*ck talk continues going over snipped and unsnipped (40:00). We learn what a DDL is and discuss hiding drugs. Did you know Rutgers had their own std? (50:00) We get into a discussion about Greek Life where Rory and Julian share their nontraditional college experiences. Rory and Mal guess what Divine Nine Fraternity Julian would be in (59:00). We discuss the shows Griselda (1:18:00), Love On The Spectrum (1:27:00), Michael Rappaport movies, and ultimately Shane Gillis’s “return” to SNL (1:36:20). This leads to us speculating over Usher’s Super Bowl show (1:53:30). It’s time for voicemails! (2:09:55). We end the this episode the way we started…with s*x talk.Opening Song: '4pm In Calabasas' x DrakeFollow The Team:Rory - https://www.instagram.com/thisisrory/Mal - https://www.instagram.com/mal_bytheway/Julian - https://www.instagram.com/julian__nicholas/Demaris - https://www.instagram.com/demarisagiscombe/Merch: https://newrorynmal.com/Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalYouTube Subscribe: https://rb.gy/hk7up Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Well, Drake, don't do that shit again, man, because I'm going to delete all your music out.
Because he has a g-no.
No, but he, Drake ain't supposed to be doing it.
If you saw it, you'd be, you'd be so much more judgment.
They said.
He's flopping around.
He helicopters.
Like y'all know the inflatables outside of the...
Look at all.
See, I'm about to do.
Let me up follow those.
I'm about to do.
The inflatables outside of the car.
See on that?
It's like...
I'm about to do.
No, worry and now.
Yeah.
All you self-promoters are janky.
We established like the Yankees.
This whole game tank this.
We move in militant, but somehow you don't want tanking.
No limit to why I could take it.
And you know me as a Chris bottle sender.
Check pickup.
I thought we looked out for one another.
Saw us all his brothers and his struggle too blessed to be humble.
I guess it's different in the city I come from.
All of a sudden I'm going to show.
You're rolling.
No, you can talk about that on your Instagram live.
I've never gone live on Instagram.
Don't put that on.
This could be your first time.
I only go live on Instagram when it's with Demaris.
Well, I was really interested how we were going to come in to today's episode
and avoid that topic for them all.
Because he's the one that would be uncomfortable to discuss it, right?
You would.
Who would be, who's comfortable talking about that?
I mean, I didn't see it.
But it was trending.
Couldn't miss it.
I, that's what y'all want to talk about.
Was it revenge porn?
That's my curiosity thing.
With someone that is so meticulous, I don't think that was an accident.
You think Drake leaked his own dick.
Yeah.
I don't even, I'm not here to really talk about the dick itself.
I'm here to talk about the antics behind the video.
out. He wanted that to get out.
I probably think he didn't care either way.
I mean, I wouldn't care either way.
He has a long history of his music getting leaked and not intentionally.
So I don't think, you know, his eye cloud is that difficult to hack.
I did see everyone thinking that he leaked it, but I don't particularly care.
I didn't see it, but I heard great things.
Yeah, it's tight.
My, my question, because I have more questions that are less about the dick itself.
which is not what you would think expect from me.
Why, if you're someone of that level,
why do you send stuff like that?
What's the point?
You're you.
Why do you even need to play those games?
Just getting a shit off.
You think success makes you less horny?
It's not a amount of horny for me.
It's just why would you feel the need your Drake?
Maybe he was self-love.
Maybe he didn't send it.
Maybe he took,
The video for him.
That's crazy.
And it was in his eye club.
Maul, can you please say something?
It's not about the video.
It's just like, think about it from that angle.
Like, why, if you're of that level,
do you feel the need to send that to someone?
Or would you even have that?
I don't get that.
I mean, why not?
If that's your girl you fucking with, like,
yeah, it doesn't matter how famous you are.
You think famous women don't take new pictures?
We've seen it all the time.
Like, it's not something that's not,
success in fame doesn't make you not want to have phone sex with someone like
and on top of that like still human you just have to understand that women are evil creatures
and anytime you've sent a dick pick it's ended up in a group chat like all of our dicks are
in the algorithms privately somewhere you're looking at me for to confirm i don't have your dick
in my group chat i've never sent a dick back you're fucking loser
How have you never said the dick pick
And you on like seven dating that
Yeah, I thought that's like in the profile
That's not like no
No also demeris can speak to this
There's nothing more gross on a dating app
Than just opening your phone to women
Just looking at a dick
Are they unsolicited dick pick?
No, not unsolicited
I'm just saying like if you're on a dating
If you're on dating apps the way you are
Like I would think that a dick pick is part of your like
I don't have a folder ready to go
It's like part of you like you know what I'm like
Hey I'm a lever and
I have a penis
Yeah.
Like, that's part of it, no?
Do girls do that, DeMaris?
Have you gotten random, like, in your group chat?
I've seen other men's dicks that were not involved with me directly.
I have.
Of course you have.
Yeah, women do that all the time.
I don't mind it.
Cross market.
That's actually, yeah.
I've said it on the pop.
I had a woman tell me that Mall's missile ended up in one of her group chats.
I was like, why are you telling me that?
Fire.
Please don't ever refer to Jamal's dick as malls.
She called, wait, she used my full name.
Please.
She's going to use my last name too?
Like,
well, Demaris, you saw the video.
What video?
Oh.
So, okay.
I mean, it's a dick.
I don't.
But that's the thing, like, what's the goal with that?
What do you want someone to say?
Like, what's the, that's why I never sent it?
Because it's like, okay, now what?
Some girls like it.
Well, I have a friend, shout out to her, who requests
Dick Picks before she'll even continue to date you.
Oh, I like her already.
She won't.
Yeah, she won't waste her time if she doesn't like what she sees.
Wait, so like how...
Hold on.
So, like, if she needs someone just on Instagram or like out...
She's like, what's your favorite food?
If she's talking to...
Okay, now show me your penis.
Like, after like the first day, if she decides on the first day,
oh, I would sleep with this person, she asked for a dick pick before she even...
Before she allows herself to start like...
But wow, like, she's trying to gauge it, like, to see if it's like...
What are the qualities that she's looking for?
She absolutely will not sleep with small penis.
She will not do it.
Does she, like, requested next to a remote?
How does she gauge...
I feel you, I think your hand has to be on it.
I would have to ask her, I'm pretty sure her hand,
your hand has to be on it so she can see the measurement.
But some men have bigger hands that others.
I was going to say, shaky.
So I don't know how it would feel like out the gate just saying,
hey, I do want to sleep with you, but I please send me your dick first.
I'd feel a little weird about that.
And I'm kind of, I'm pretty liberal with shit.
Could go the Louis C.K. route and just pull it out.
Yeah, no, you shouldn't.
If she can.
No, if she wants that.
you have to like on demand the on demand backout is crazy
the on demand back out is crazy because what if she's disappointed
that'd be that'd be heartbreaking that's a tough
she wasn't upset because it was like unsolicited or some creepy she's like
just let out all the air I haven't told you out the story about this dude that we was
older the crib one night it was like a little house party and he was like yeah
I made like 70-something girl squirt before so you know once he said that I start killing
him I'm like you were fucking unicorn like who are you I said
And then I think he's like a comedian.
I'm like, you're in the wrong business.
If you made 70-something girl squirt before,
you're in the wrong business if you're a comedian.
It's a lot of bodies in general,
let alone making them all squirt.
So then naturally, every girl in the room was like,
I want to see it.
Like, let me see it.
So then all the dudes, like, walked out of, like, the room
and, like, I guess, like, he pulled the shit out
and then, like, we walked back.
And it was just like, you can tell, like,
the girls weren't, like, impressed.
They were laughing.
So I was like, so now when we woke back
the room, it's like, hey, everybody's just sitting there like, eh, okay.
So I'm looking at him the rest of the night.
Like, there's no way you're comfortable in this, like, party now.
But what is the topic of conversation once all the guys walk back in?
Is it just quiet and people are looking at each other?
Yeah, it was kind of like.
Because as a man, you can't be like, so how was it?
Yeah, like, it was just like quiet.
None of the girls were like, they didn't seem like they were overly impressed and shit.
And I was just like, you feel so stupid.
Now, I know you do.
Like, you have to feel stupid after doing that.
When you told that story, this is the response that came into my mind when everyone leaves the room.
Ain't there. Ain't nothing going on.
After storming the Capitol is fucking crazy.
We've been in there.
We've been in there.
We're the people docked.
Every girl in there was like, it was like, yeah, you know, it was good.
Whatever, I guess.
Like, you know.
I mean, I have no issues with a woman requesting a dick pick.
I just think under the circumstances of, hey, we just had a first date and I want to sleep with you.
But I got to see it first.
At least just lie to me and be like, yo, just send me a dick with.
So then I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm,
I'm not, well, you're talking about just over the phone.
Yeah.
Because then all right, when she got to get, she got to get naked.
Like, she does have to reciprocate that energy.
I got to see what we're doing that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I got to see what it's looking like.
That's not fair.
Why, that's not fair.
Well, I don't do that.
The reason why I say that that's not fair.
Well, I don't do that.
But the reason why I say that, I wouldn't think that that would be fair is because the way that
my body looks doesn't affect your, you're, you can't tell what my pussy is going to
like from the way that you, from looking at my body.
Yeah, but it's kind of like, it's kind of like game planning.
correlation. Like if you got thick thighs, nice
butt, you know, kind of know which
angle we're going to go on first. Like, we're going to run the
triangle off into a lot. It's true. High pick and roll.
But you can see if I got thick thighs and a
big butt. You can see that.
Yeah. Yeah.
And I'm probably got to study the floor.
You can see that. It's harder to
do the catfish shit when you're butt-ass
naked, right? That's a fact.
Like, that's why
a man could maybe want to know as well
before. Yeah. Well, that's. If we
just meet on IG. I don't really know. If we went on a date, we're talking about after a date or two.
If we went on a date, you can go on a catfish. So can I ask? Sometimes how women dress, like,
take that file off. I don't know what you're hiding under there in a good way. You know,
maybe she likes the baggy clothes look. So, all, your girlfriend, like, she, she wants a dick
pick before she even agrees to go on a date, right? So, no, not before she agrees to go on a date.
After a couple dates. So, all right, so is it okay for the guy to ask to smell it on a date? That's
different.
How is it different?
Well, I mean...
I don't know if there's much difference there.
It's not much of a difference.
That's crazy.
Did she want to see the guy's dick?
To see if you got it to see if...
Let me jam my nose in your pussy.
No, I'm just saying like, like, she can rub it and like, let me smell her finger.
It's like a wafting.
Yeah, like, let me smell it.
Okay.
You ever been to a wine tasting?
I'm picturing...
I'm not saying me get down and like smell...
No, I'm saying like, yo, I...
You want to see...
You want to see if my equipment is, you know, is...
well endowed enough for you to want to sleep with me.
True.
I want to see if your pH balance is leveled enough for me to want to lay down with you.
You should take one of those pH strips and kind of like insert it.
She's not a pool.
She's not a close.
She's not a close.
It's not a clue.
It's not a close.
You want to want a acidic is red.
You don't know if that works.
It's coming out red.
You don't want to like pool.
Coming out red.
That's a tampon.
Yeah.
I don't know what that is.
Like that's cold.
We,
I blame myself for this conversation.
We've heard of plenty of times of men talking their way out of the
They would have got some pussy
They just would have shut up.
Yeah.
Damaris or Yomi has a guy's
dick pick ever gotten
them out of the opportunity
to fuck.
Like you would have fucked
and then they sent a dick pick
and it was like,
nah,
I'm cool.
No,
not unsolicited.
I'm saying,
yeah,
not unsolicited.
It was kind of like,
I was sexting and they got there
and then you seen it
and was like,
uh,
that's kind of,
I don't know.
Yomi said it was more.
Somebody backed out on your,
I can't even see a dude back in person.
It's sick.
Backing out in our duck.
On Yomi, though.
But like where?
A dude backing out on Yomi is crazy.
Backing out and not needing that much space.
In New York?
You still like the street to New York?
Like you could have just stood there.
Memphis, okay.
He was like, ooh, can't do it.
After he backed out.
Ooo can't do it is hilarious.
And that sounds like a song.
Wait, so how did you get out of the back out, Yomi?
He just walked forward.
She called a U.
She called the Uber.
Yeah.
So wait, y'all were like,
yeah, with the stomach ache.
Were y'all like talking.
Got diarrhea.
Y'all were like talking and.
Damn.
And he backed out and you was like, I'm cool.
Rough.
Yo, that's got to be.
He's dead.
He killed himself.
Yeah, he might have caught a body out of that.
He might have killed somebody after that.
Do you think he tried to convince himself
who was something else?
What can you convince?
Like, because if everything's going cool.
After he backed out.
Say, y'all.
I just want to be friends after we was ready to fuck.
Does it make him much worse?
Yo, I'm back out.
She's like, yo, you have friendly dick.
Like, what?
You gave him daff?
Yo, what?
How do you go back to that?
You're like, good looks, bro.
You know how crazy that is?
Like, you know, that has to.
You're more like my sis.
That has to crush you man.
He was crushed.
Y'all still speak?
No, I know that part.
I'm just saying like, you're still like,
damn, that's crazy.
No, he's trying to.
That is a crawled out the friend zone.
Like, he doesn't want that to get out.
Crawled out to friend zone just to be banished back.
It's crazy.
No, but a girl did that to me before.
She definitely, like, took me out the friend zone.
We had sex.
But then she, like, she threw me back.
Oh, you told us that.
Yeah.
That was a great clip.
That was the worst.
What is that?
And he said it was fired.
Incredible.
That he's still bothered by it.
You saw he bought it up again.
Yo, because it's like.
Saw that Drake video.
What?
What?
Huh?
What are you hitting?
Julian for. Because that was gay
as fuck, Roarie. I didn't see the video.
Roy's pretending like he didn't see it. I really didn't see
the video. I am comfortable
enough with my sexuality. If I would have saw the video,
I would have said I saw the video. I didn't see it. I didn't go out of my way
to see it. I just opened Twitter and it was there.
I don't believe me. And then I went to trending and it was like
Drake leaked straight. I was like, oh, my
initial thought was like, oh, it would have been music.
But I saw the leak that they
were referring to. I'm probably going to
make them all uncomfortable with this question. But is
this the biggest celebrity
nude leak of all
time. Yes.
No.
The biggest celebrity,
not really new, but Janet's
nipple won Super Bowl got to be bigger than that.
That's a bigger stage.
Yeah. That was wild.
Yeah.
I think Drake's bigger, pause.
No, what's such with you, son?
As a person.
Damn. There's no way to say this.
I think, like,
Star Power. Janet was at the
Super Bowl. Justin Silverlake
exposed her titty at halftime.
The setting's important, but
I think Drake means more
to more people, if that makes sense.
And Janet Jackson's titty being exposed
by Justin Timberlake?
But you'd see, take the setting out of it.
Okay, Justin Timberlake taking out Janet Jackson's titty.
You're just talking about the artist.
I'm just saying the artist.
That's a Jackson, though.
I think had Rihanna not just stayed naked for 20 years,
those first Rihanna leaks were crazy.
Drake was lying on his bed, butt ass.
Like, that was also just a titty.
Like, he was butt-ass.
I didn't even notice that?
He really surveyed that video, didn't you?
It was all my time.
Bud-ass on the hammer pick is crazy.
So if you guys want to, he was laying down.
I feel like no pants and a shirt on the hand.
I don't want to hear about what Drake was doing.
He was facing a mirror and he was filming the mirror.
You really watch the reflection.
You watch it.
It's like eight seconds.
You see it.
So what's your man over here, though.
I mean,
but I'm saying, I don't know.
I think it's a bigger, to your question,
I think it's a bigger video than anyone.
I don't think it'll be bigger.
I get what they were saying.
But as far as the actual leak, yes,
it's probably the biggest leak.
Kanye's leak happened, but it just didn't
like, the internet wasn't as big.
He's a leak.
Kanye's a leak.
Yeah, you're definitely about to go fucking.
I was at death jam when it happened.
It was huge news on the 27th floor.
I don't remember that.
Yeah, it was a year.
It was right around like,
My Beautiful Dark, Twisted Fantasy.
Damn.
It was post-Taylor.
He leaked in Hawaii?
Leaked in Hawaii.
I think someone got to his email or something.
He definitely didn't leak it.
But it didn't catch legs like
other news.
Oh, the joke is right there.
The interesting part about that whole Drake
video thing was watching all the
girls on the timeline that allegedly
been with Drake, like, confirming.
Like, yeah, nah, that's real.
Like, you had to see the girls. I was just like,
yo. How do you fake a dick video?
From what I was, from what I was
like seeing was people saying
like it could be AI generated. Like, it's
that don't know like a real video.
Like, people were just saying a bunch of things.
And then like women were confirming like
on the timeline. Like, I guess
letting everybody know, like, I slept with him, I know.
Yo, the person should AI, a dick on Drake.
Needs to be arrested.
In porn when they do the fake dick, though.
Like, in porn, when they use, like, a fake dick sometimes
and, like, those, like, ridiculous, like,
where they calm a cordic semen, it's like, all right,
that's obviously a fake dick.
I'm not trying to put this on Drake,
but I could see him have it, like, doing that,
like, having one of those.
What made you, like, get to that conclusion
that you thought that Drake would be, like,
The fake dick guy.
Not the fake.
I'm just saying
if you're going to leak.
Because like,
because of Quentin Miller,
like just,
I'm still on the side
if he put it out.
Okay.
So you think Drake put that out himself?
Kind of.
No.
It would just be weird.
Why are you?
Okay.
I'm just saying that he did,
but why are you so
sure that he did it?
Why would he?
What would be the point of Drake?
Like,
what is that going to,
like,
he's already one of the biggest
recording stars ever.
I think he has every beautiful girl
on Instagram already
that he's,
probably slept with.
Like, what would he gain out of putting out a dick video?
What would he gain out of them?
They don't, they don't already?
What would he gain out of that?
Bored him?
He's on tour?
No, you ain't that bored, bro.
Yeah, that's pretty bored.
Nobody, not, now, come on.
This is one of the biggest recording artists in the world.
He's not bored.
What do you think, like, the green room at the Cole and Drake show is like that next day?
That's got to be a weird.
That's the better question.
Like, if you were like, Rory, if you're, they all saw it.
Rory, if you're dick pick leaked tomorrow, you got to know that.
I'm coming in here and I'm laughing.
Like, what's up with you?
If it leaks, we can put it on the TV.
It would be on the screen.
Yeah, definitely.
No, I don't want to see that shit, man.
Like, sir, it's like the homies.
That's the homie.
I don't want to see that shit.
Well, that's why I was very confused when that woman told me that your dick was in their group chat.
I was like me to do with that information.
Did you like me to reply to air drop it?
Air drop it.
You know, add me to the chat.
Is he an 8?
Yo, let me ask you a serious.
But then on top of that.
No, hold on.
ISO.
Let me ask you a serious question.
Iso.
Because you know, because he, do this whole topic.
And then we had to talk about if you got life in jail, you was like, yo, you would
fuck a guy.
You basically said you would fuck a guy.
Like, are you?
Like, what's up with you?
I said.
You basically said that.
I never said that.
You basically said, you were like, you fuck something.
I'm fucking something.
You didn't not say it.
But like there's COs that are women.
That's, okay.
So why did you allude to me that I would fuck him in?
Because it was like four episodes ago, still lingering.
No, I'm just, no, that tied into this.
Like, his energy is just a little.
Like, yo, what's up with you?
Are you all right?
I'm good.
I think this is funny.
I like this topic is so funny because it's just why not.
Like, why not laugh at this?
I think it's funny.
No, we can laugh at it.
But like, you're saying shit where it's like, yo, yeah, I'm going to make shitty
suss jokes.
That's my, I'm here to do that.
That's my thing.
I'm gay.
Should I have defended more in that situation?
Now I'm starting to feel like maybe like a bad friend.
Defended me?
Why?
Because I don't, I highly doubt that you gave that girl permission.
to put your dick in that group chat.
You're a victim.
Yeah, but when you do that,
when you're talking to a girl and you do that,
you kind of, you know, you know, but that's,
and someone that believes in double standards.
That's just something a woman could do.
Oh, yeah.
If I was talking to a girl and put her nudes in our group chat,
that would be the cornyest thing.
Yeah, we can't do that.
No.
But now it's like, now it's like kind of encouraged.
Guys don't do that to women.
Yes, the fuck.
No, guys do.
Really?
Hell you.
I can assess that's never happened in any.
I would never do that, but guys have done that.
I've been, I made group chats with dudes and they put, like, girls that they're talking to, news and that.
I'm like, that's weird.
You know the funny thing is?
Because I've had guys, like, show me, like, look at this girl.
I'm looking at.
And then, like, a month or two later, they're, like, in a real relationship with them.
Like, damn, I've seen your girl's asshole.
Right.
And now you're getting engaged.
That's happened.
I had a friend that did that a lot that would just show videos.
Like, no one would ask.
Like, no one would require, like, you know, what happened with Shorty last night?
He would just come and show a video of him.
fucking. I'm like, what do you? I don't care to see that, sir. It's a deeper thing behind that
that, though. To me, that's like dudes trying to validate that they have sex with girls because
they secretly have sex with men. I mean, I never took it that far, but... That's a fact. Like,
you're trying to validate, like, yo, see, I get pushy. I don't care what you doing, sir. Like,
I don't care who you laying down with. Like, as long as it's consensual adults, I don't care. You
don't have to prove to me that you have sex with women. That's not... That's weird. Because
they look up to you. I told y'all these niggas be homo erotic and they
look up to y'all. They want validation
from men. Like, any man
want validation from me of him having sex with a
girl is absolutely insane and weird.
And then like play out that scenario. What
is the best
ending? I'm going to be like, yo,
you tore that up, bro. Like,
what am I going to say that? That's insane.
I got it. Yeah, like, yo, what a stroke?
Like, I don't, what am I going to say?
Like, yo, you went crazy right here.
Right here. Oh, that leg move. You're about teaching me.
He's 15 seconds right here. You was going crazy. Air drop that to me.
At 22 seconds, you went in.
That's game tape.
I'm going to watch that before my next rendezvous.
So.
To steal that one from you.
Don't worry.
I'll give you credit.
To what Julian had said,
has that ever happened in any y'all group chats where a girl is putting a dick pick of the guy that she's talking to and now that's her boyfriend?
And now you're at birthday dinners.
Yes.
And I know that he got a poo on him.
Yes.
This is why you can't trust women and women don't have friends.
Yeah.
I want to look him, but you can't, you can't send me no big ass fucking bait third leg.
And then now he's paying for fucking catch.
And you want me to just forget that this nigga's dick is hanging out of his
drawers.
I can't do that.
I'm not, I would never come at him.
Actually, I'm kind of grossed out.
I don't want to look him in his eyes now.
But yeah, you can't forget that.
You don't forget that somebody has that on them.
I imagine that's the equivalent when a girl wears a really low cut revealing shirt.
and she has huge, just massive tits.
And you can just see them at all times.
But you can't say anything about them.
You know they're there, even though she kind of wants you to see them,
but you can't cross that boundary.
It's a whole dance we play every day.
But it's like, in Demeris, it's like you know it's there.
You can't say anything about it.
We all know it's there.
So now that's my thoughts on Drake.
You know it's 2024.
People really don't care if you're gay or not.
Like, that's like...
And actually do better for this pot if you can't be.
out.
Yo, the amount of men who were on the, there were so many more men comment to Andrelin'
than women.
I was so disgusted.
I had to get off Twitter.
I mean, what does that say about this generation?
Is that a progressive thing?
Or are we terrified for our youth?
I think it's progressive.
I think it's fun that people think it's fun to, like, in the past, it's like, people
would play that.
I didn't see it.
But you did.
Cough.
I mean, look.
If I would have seen Drake's Dick, I would have said I saw Drake's Dick.
I don't particularly care.
Aiden Ross was like, like, ooh, that boy got a missile on him.
That's why he act like that.
I swear to God.
You hear the voice note he sent to Drake?
That's what?
And Drake said he.
I was like, you know, I'm so glad I was born when I was born.
It's just certain things that I just can't do and I can't say.
I mean, is there much difference though?
Because I call you an eight pretty often, ever since you were rated on that site.
But you only call me an eight because somebody on Dick, yo, some girls said I was an eight.
Rated you an eight.
Yeah.
But you don't know.
you don't know like Aiden
Ross watched a video
Yeah like Aiden Ross watched a video
And he's like
Hitting Drake talking about his
Like what is that?
You let them a voice know
And Drake responded
And said
He read the text
He sent a bunch of laughing emojis
And he said I might use this
As an intro on a song
Jesus Christ
Because Aiden Ross was just like
Yo bro you got like a missile on you
That shit is
Please like I don't want to hear that song
What the fuck is
The way he skips for his gump
Is I would skip the Aiden Ross
Drake dick song
Yeah, I'm not.
I don't care how good it was.
I wouldn't get to the rest of the record.
Adam 22 probably had the strangest response.
He was mad at Aden because he said he stole that moment from him.
That was his story to share about Drake.
Well, Adam 22, to me, he's on a sexual spectrum.
That's a, no, he's a, I don't think, I don't know, I don't know what the sexual spectrum is,
but, but, but Adam 22 will definitely sleep with a guy, 100%.
Oh, I think, yeah.
Yeah, but with that just...
Yeah, I don't think it's like breaking news.
I'm just saying, if you let another man lay down with your girl or your wife and have sex with her and, like, you're having sex with your wife.
You might as well.
Like, you know what you want to do, bro.
Wait, how does that correlate?
What?
Here we go.
That's like being in an open relationship.
How does that correlate?
No, no, no, no.
Yeah, open.
You sexually open, too.
You open to receiving sex from a man and a woman.
I think being into...
How?
You think of a...
dude lets a man lay down with his wife and why he's there.
Like, they're having sex with his wife together.
They're training his wife.
You don't think that he would have sex with that dude?
You can stop like pointing at me when you're doing this explanation?
That's not, but like you just keep, it's like right in my face that you're pointing.
You think he won't have sex with that dude?
Not putting it at real.
I'm just saying like, you know.
Adam is on the screen.
He's right there.
I point out of Adam.
You think that dude won't have sex with a guy?
I'm not saying I don't think, I don't, I don't, I don't know his story.
All right.
Put it like this.
Put it like this.
Would it surprise you?
Would it surprise you if a video of Adam 22 came out tomorrow and he was sucking a guy off?
No, but it wasn't surprised me about most people.
But I'm just saying as far as, as far as.
Now, that's a stretch.
Cucking is a thing though and cucking is a kink and that's not gay.
A lot of people are like,
cucking is liking seeing your partner fuck somebody else.
Okay, cool.
But when you're into training your wife with another man and you guys are like
dapping and holding hands while you're fucking.
I think, I think the next.
to it. The next step. The next step would be to sleep with a man.
Oh, I didn't know that. I'm not judging anyone, but that would be the next step.
It's okay to say it, y'all promise. He's, Adam 22.
And I'm sure his only fans will go crazy if he fucks it. Well, he's by.
Well, he's, okay, he's by.
So he comes out and says that, I'm not going to put that out. He don't have to ever.
And I'm saying it. So he said, uh, do you think he would fuck drink?
Yes.
That's a crazy conversation.
we're heavy right now, but I think...
I'm just saying, if you think that about a guy,
it's the reason you think that is all I'm saying.
I think he'd work...
I think that because of this...
Well, he's known about Drake's
doings because he has a lot of
women on his pod that have slept with Drake
and they share nudes.
Drake sends him out.
Like, it's not, it's not, you know,
it's a thing.
So he's shared, they've shared with him,
his photos, and he's like,
oh, he's been saying for years,
Drake hasn't missed,
he's been saying this,
but no one believes because it's like,
okay.
So when this came out,
he felt slighted.
that he wasn't the person that had this moment.
You know what else he felt slighted about?
Stop.
Don't do it.
I don't think he felt slighted.
I think he enjoyed it.
Oh, he definitely enjoyed it.
It's okay to say it, bro.
We know.
Like, why do we got to tiptoe this thing?
Like, it's, like, people are bisexual.
Like, yeah, men like men.
It's okay.
It's all right.
But we're not going to say that act like,
nah, come on.
You can't say that.
I've seen this dude lay down with men having sex with his woman.
Like, are you crazy?
That's insanity.
So, Mom.
Let's say your video drops, right?
Your video drops hits the internet.
Platinum.
All right.
What's your next step?
Paywall.
What platinum?
Paywall.
Gotta keep it going.
$50,
$50?
$50?
You can take most of the earnings.
If one of my picks leaked,
just one.
And it's a good one.
One of your favorites.
Yo, what's up?
What's on over here?
What do you mean?
It's a good one.
You can take bad.
We all take bad photos.
It's one you had in the archives.
It's proud.
Yeah, like you said,
to most people.
The lighting was perfect
that day.
It was the golden
that's your game seven.
I mean.
Dick was casting a shadow.
I don't think it even matters.
Does it even matter anymore?
You had the old cable remote
next to it, not the new small ones.
Not the rooster.
When you're getting as to a remote remote is
crazy.
Putting it next to the old Apple TV remote.
I mean, what is there
to do after that?
I mean, I'll just be like, damn, like one of them
put me out there like that.
All right.
It's fucked up.
So you don't attempt to capitalize off it.
You don't make a little joke.
I'm saying like immediate like capitalized.
Not even capitalized.
Like immediate reaction.
Like do you post something?
Do you post?
I was a hiding from the world.
No, he's got to put money bags under his own leak.
Has to.
Well, that may be, yeah, maybe that.
You know when sometimes I cloud hackers.
I will probably deny it though.
But that ain't me.
No, because you know when I cloud hackers get into celebrities,
nudes files and they'll say like, hey,
I'm going to.
use her name because it happened her. Jennifer Lawrence, like,
I have your nudes, pay me
me, I'm going to leak them. And some celebrities go,
fuck it, I'll post them myself.
Yeah. Would you do that?
Or would you, like, would you want the leaker to
do it? Or would you be like, fuck it, I'll do it myself?
Well, Justin Credible, he's not that type
of guy. Shout out to L.A. Leakers. He wouldn't do
that. But I would
wait, you think Just Incredible would
I mean, he said the leakers.
So I'm like, you know.
Just Incredible is Ellie.
You think Justice credible would extort you?
for your dick pick.
Yo, come rap now or.
Or the whole world we'll see.
Yo, come wrap now.
Get me a Jay-Z fucking verse.
What if you can't deny it
because you got your watch on?
That's sick.
And we know your nails got like a money bag
piquet on it.
What if it has Vitilago?
My penis?
No.
Too far.
Yeah, see.
What?
You and him, butt buddies.
What?
I wouldn't care.
You guys would have distinguishable
because Roy are just to be red.
Yeah, and with...
Yo, son is going crazy.
I mean, he made the Vidalaco dough.
I'm ignoring.
I'm ignoring.
I don't have a red penis.
It's the same complexion as my hands.
So red.
My hands are not red.
I'm looking at...
There's ink from, yeah, but they're red.
If I was going to town for like a day straight,
beat my meat, it might be right.
Yo, Pete me...
Red rocket.
It's crazy.
I was going through puberty.
Yo, get out the house.
Go do some productive.
Get some fresh air.
Yeah, like, go outside.
But just roll.
you. I feel like I put like my face and tattoos and all my shit. It'd be hard to deny.
You can't hide. What can I do? At that point, it's just like, whatever. What can you do? You can't hide it.
You can't run from it. You can say, oh, yeah. So we all got one, hopefully, right? Old men have one.
But you say that because you came out on top with the Dick Yelp website. Some women have them.
I didn't make it out squeaky clean of that website. I was rated one out of 10 and said I use the N-word excessively and wanted to do.
slave role play. That's what that's true. That's what I said. That's what I said. That's crazy.
Slave role play crazy. And that I kept calling her the N-word hard ER. Yeah. And that's only during
February. And then by the way, did you, after all that, it's still a one out of 10? Yeah.
Did you like, come on. I mean, that's not, I mean, if I'm doing all that, that's fire.
But I, but, but the, but the, but the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
, the, the, the, the, the, that was, that was, that was somebody that was,
that was somebody that I actually been with. I believe yours. I believe. I believe
the first one that was yours, I read yours.
I believe yours. Not that, that sounded
crazy. Hey.
Why? Yo, this corner
today is a little,
Drake got y'all in a frenzy.
Yeah, like, what y'all was listening to?
Can we wait here for old? I want to read it.
No. I think they took that site down.
I don't know how to find out.
Laughing emojis, y'all are crazy, boy.
I hope they took that site down because that was
as much as we actually promoted it and
laughed about it, that was a little fucked up.
It was just looking at it was real.
Like mine was funny because it's obviously fake.
But some people were really going up there and like discussing people's sex
life.
Yeah, that's not.
Yeah.
Yeah, I think Mons was, I don't think that that was a real girl.
Just because you couldn't figure out who it was.
Doesn't mean she was.
No, I just don't.
I just, no, I mean, I don't think that any woman that I've ever been would would do that.
Yeah.
I just don't, I don't think so.
It would be hard to like, it's hard to gauge which one I think would do that.
I never believed it was a woman you actually slept with.
I believed it was probably one of her messy-ass friends.
Okay.
And you don't know.
You may have ran into just a joint at Dell State in 2005.
A joint.
That, like, just got Wi-Fi.
You don't know every single girl.
A girl from 2005 going to do it, the Dick Yelp Review in 2019.
It shows how great you are.
That's crazy.
Dickner regenerated.
Yeah, like.
It's like a snake.
I got different moves now.
Shet skin.
They need a new scale for you.
Yeah, I got different moves.
Like, those are my old moves right there.
I don't even do that no more.
this is a question for de Maris.
Preference preferentially.
Circumcised or uncircumcised.
I'm just curious.
What's your preference?
I'm just curious.
Well, I'm circled.
Show her how to do it.
I would prefer.
I don't want to show her how to do it.
Fuck you guys.
Yo, a dude showing a woman how to do it is crazy.
Yo, show her how to do it, fam.
Help out.
Yo, that is fucking insane, man.
Well, Drake, don't do that shit again, man,
because I'm going to delete all your music out, my fucking out.
Because he has a dick?
No, but Drake ain't supposed to be doing it.
If you saw it, you'd be, you'd be so much more judgment.
They said, they're flopping around.
He helicopters.
Like, y'all know the inflatables outside of the-
Look at all.
See, I'm about to do.
Fall of those.
I'm about to delete the shit.
The inflatables outside of the car.
See on that?
See, I'm about to delete all this shit.
I'm about to
For all the dogs gone
Like come on
He was doing what?
Man, when I tell you
If you saw it in some words
Yo, you know it was crazy
You know it's crazy
You know it's the first
One of the first albums that popped up
But I typed Drake in my phone
Care package
Definitely about to delete the care package
Come on Drake
What the fuck you doing, bro?
And clearly he wasn't handling
With care
No, he was not
very,
oh,
man.
Oh, shit.
That shit was incredible.
Yo.
No, I.
All right.
You know, you know what?
Next time.
You know what scared me
that we can definitely close.
But what scared me the most about this is this new generation of rap and how these rappers act,
because they act like women.
Mm-hmm.
I was predicting that for the rest of the day,
rappers were going to be leaking their own dickpicks just to follow a trend.
It's going to happen.
No.
I still give it one more week.
No.
I think it could happen.
No.
Yo, oh, yo, they leave my shit too.
Only the ones with the hammers.
Nobody with no loo.
Because they're threatened now.
I'm telling me right now, if rappers just start dropping their penis picks online, bro,
I'm going to start listening to country.
I'm listening to Jelly Row for the rest of the world.
I can't, like, I can't do this.
I'm out of here.
I'm done with hip-hop.
What would be worse?
Rappers doing that were the fans doing what they did do yesterday and saying,
yo, me and Drake got a lot in common.
I saw that all the time.
Twitter was gross.
Twitter was gross.
It was gross.
What?
They were like, oh yeah, that's why he act like that.
What?
Why he act like what?
You nasty motherfucker.
There was a guy that tweeted.
Me and Dre got a lot in common.
And what was the funniest thing about his tweet is that it had no replies.
Because you know he was waiting for women to, like, give him my eye emoji.
He got no response.
Yeah, it's weird time, man.
I don't know, man.
People are weird.
It took a lot of me to not tweet from the pod account.
You wouldn't have a job if you just.
What would you feel?
I was going to say,
I don't know.
I didn't think,
I didn't think it through.
I would have made a joke, obviously.
Um,
I don't know what I would have said.
I don't know.
Moving forward,
just know that.
I wouldn't do it.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Please don't.
Just like no dick.
I haven't done anything weird
on the account.
Yeah.
I'd have to go back to the timeline.
Yeah.
Oh,
but,
um,
well,
Yomi and Maris,
I'm glad you guys were pleased.
You were in the group chat.
I was not pleased.
I didn't,
I was,
I never want to see Drake's dick.
I did not want to see that at all.
Then who was that in the group chat?
That was us,
but we just wanted to tease you.
Me and Yomi wanted to make you guys his life hell.
That's why.
I said if it wasn't a Marisor Yomi,
who the fuck was complimenting it?
It definitely wasn't me.
Only leaves the fellas.
Julian did say...
Don't put this on me.
I didn't say shit in the group chat.
Yes, you did.
I only knew about it because you tweeted.
You posted, you hit the group chat about it.
No, no.
They did.
I was at the gym when it leaked.
I was busy.
You sure?
He was nervous.
I think you were the first one in the group.
You said Canada has entered the nuclear war chat.
I did say that.
I missed said that?
Fuck, I did.
That must be in one of the chats.
No, no.
That's in the recording team chat.
Oh, my God.
Listen, man.
He said Drake got the BBL meat.
He also said that.
I did say that.
Yo, that's funny.
Yomi said, gay.
That's not gay.
That's funny.
We just talked about him getting a BBL last episode.
No.
Which is why some people think that he's a callback.
No, it's not a callback.
These are also personal text messages that we shouldn't share with everyone.
I'm just going to put that out there.
People can think that Drake got a BBO.
But people are thinking Drake got a dick BBO.
They said a DDL, a Dominican dick lift.
Oh, people actually said that.
I just said that the joke.
What is happening online?
That's hilarious.
What is happening online?
What is going on right now?
That's fucking hilarious.
I didn't fucking say it.
I just read it on Twitter.
I don't think that.
I'm about to get off Twitter, though.
I'm about to delete all.
all that shit. I can't do it no more.
Damn, Care Package has some good songs on it too.
You know, going through the process of getting
a DDL, like going
to all the consultation meetings or whatever the fuck you have to do,
would be the wildest thing about it. Can you do that?
No. Like sitting with a doctor
to ask for a dick implant.
I think there is. Well, there are dick implants,
but no.
Well, there are. I mean,
a lot of women out there are grabbing them.
So it's true
So they have to be available
The same way the girls go in now
To surgery like give me the Kim K
Do you think the transgender people
Transitioning are going to ask for the Drake?
The Drake
Honestly yeah probably
I mean they treat Kim K like the
Barbershop
I'm just so glad I grew up at the time
And hip hop when it was just about the music
And the art
It was never the album
And y'all was messy
Production and things like that
He didn't have cell phones.
Pac was butt-ass in a bathtub.
Yeah.
He had jewelry on.
You just didn't have cell phones.
That might have been gayer
than just being negative.
Because a man took that.
Some dude was in there with him
over this top like this.
Jonathan Mannion was straddling him.
That was David LaChapelle.
My bad, Jonathan,
I mean to get you straight like that.
Yeah, you put that out of him.
He's a good guy too.
I didn't mean to do that.
That was good photo.
Anyways,
I didn't think we were even going to talk
about that topic at all.
I'm glad we did, though.
Damaris never even answered
Julian's question either
I'm not answering that
I don't want
I'm good on Franklin Dix
I'm fine
No head no turtleneck
That's what she said
What's Franklin Dix?
Franklin a turtle
It's a cartoon
You were too old
Franklin Turtle
Is his name?
No I mean that respectfully
Like you weren't watching cartoons
When Franklin was out
Oh is that what they call
Unc circumcised penis is Franklin
Oh okay
They call them turtile
But I just named John Franklin.
I'm sorry, Franklin don't deserve that.
You're Franklin, he ain't asked for that.
He didn't.
But no, I'm good.
I remember, it's so crazy
because I was just talking to my home girl
about this last night.
I remember one of the most vivid memories
of health two class.
If you know you're in New York State,
you had to take health two.
It was a sexual health class.
And they taught us about smegma.
And smegma is a cheesy substance
that grows underneath the foreskin
of uncircumcised dick.
I remember.
this. My 14-year-old brain retained
that information. Fuck algebra,
trigonometry. No, I remember that.
And it was the nastiest shit I've ever, every
time I think about unsircumcised dick. So they
taught you the body shame.
Plusy be having smegma too, though. Big facts.
And like, after a summer's
day with the right tities, like, if you lift
that titty up. It is not cheesy.
Under titty smeg.
It's, no, that's just sweat. It's not cheesy.
I'm not sure if I want Julian
to Google this, but I am
sort of curious in the history of
circumcision, like why and who's the first person?
Who was the trailblazer to just cut their dick?
They say that uncircised dick.
Sex is actually more pleasurable for them because they have an extra layer of,
there's no way, that's like a skin condom.
It can't be more fun.
A skin condom.
And like a lot of the nerves are the sipped the top of your dick.
Like you don't feel anything.
Yo.
What the fuck.
Putting a condom on a circumstance.
Yeah.
I'm the one who's crazy.
Just close it.
just close it
ancient Egyptians
at the 23rd century
just put you
I'm the only one I think he's gay just put your hoodie up
you gotta be gay
Egyptian started snipping in 23rd
century
because there were probably a lot of
I think it was a religious practice
yeah the Jews were got it
that had to been the craziest like
idea the first person would be like
let's snip that baby's dick
pass the scissors
they probably got to be
the whole tip off
that's crazy
can you imagine being like the
the first
one. Yeah, like the trial and error baby. It's the first trans. I don't think they were doing it.
The babies, though, they were probably doing it to, like, I don't think there were babies' babies
when they first started. Did they start with babies? I don't know. There is, I know that
there's adult circumcision is still a thing. People opt to get it when they're adults. And there was
a long time where, like, for some reason, they had medical professionals, but the priest would do it.
Like, the only medical thing. Oh, yeah. He's involved with. He wants to be around the dick.
Yeah. Yeah. I'm, the priest did it before. I got to.
Trust father O'Malley.
He'll help you out.
Let me do,
let me do.
Sir, you're a priest.
You're not a professional.
Yeah, this one I understand.
We're not circumcision shaping.
Yes, we are.
I am.
That's just crazy.
If you still have your turn on that guy, baby, it's okay.
Is it common running to that?
I think I ran into it twice.
Okay.
Did it, like, shock you a little bit?
Clover.
The first time I didn't, I didn't notice at first.
I wasn't really listening.
You never noticed when homie back in you.
I didn't notice that first.
She didn't know when he only had the micro penis.
She ain't noticed when he was not circumcised.
I didn't notice.
What did you be looking at?
It was dark.
It was dark.
I didn't really know it.
Turn some lights on.
Tell us that.
Turn some fucking lights on next time you have said.
I'm not even going to talk about it.
But I did, I did notice it.
I noticed at the wrong time.
When I noticed it was too late.
But yes.
It was already.
I was already.
I was already.
It was the point of no return.
Putting that in your mouth.
There's no turning.
We had stormed the beaches.
The matter is definitely.
gave head to a turtleneck before.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
But is it that uncommon?
Isn't it like a 50-50 split?
No, I don't think it's 50-50 split.
I have never done research on this.
50, no.
No.
I was like who are circumcised penis.
I was pretty old when I found out that there was, like,
there was another form of dick.
In 2014.
Oh.
I didn't, I'm telling you, I was almost maybe a teenager when I found out that
there was circumcision and non-circum.
I'm trying to think when I found out.
I just wasn't like,
I wasn't looking into a,
you ran into a, uncircumcised.
No, it was a conversation,
like around health class time.
Oh, wow.
I was like, that's a thing.
I was only familiar with my dick.
In 2014, an estimated 80 and a half percent
of Americans are circumcised.
Yeah.
I'm sure that's gone up since.
I think it's also, it's a religious thing,
but also it's a health thing too.
It's also just cleaner.
There's no dick cheese.
I think it might actually be going
down now. I think people have been like...
Because of the vaccines?
No, just because I think people just feel like, why are you putting your kid through that
through that turmoil, yada, yada. They also say that you're more likely to catch STDs if you're
uncircised and if you are circumcised. There's a battle between that and with different studies,
but yeah. Yeah, I mean, it looks like millennials have been kind of pushing back on it.
Yeah. Because cutting a child's, a baby's penis.
The thing about babies is they experience the same pain that we do.
They just can't complain.
And they might forget it.
Yeah, they don't remember.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
How old were you when you were circumcels?
I hope when I was born.
Yeah, you get circumcised around like, what, five days old or four days old.
Yeah, if it happened when I was 10, I definitely blocked that memory out.
Imagine being 10 years old, you're saying, come on, we got to go to the doctor.
Listen, about to get started.
I was scared of a priest.
The priest that wants to do it.
Imagine it's here he said.
First Sunday.
First communion.
I thought I said.
He gave you wine cracker and cut your hoodie off.
I thought all I had to do was cough when you cuffed my nuts.
Do we have a research why we have to do that?
Coughing?
Oh, God.
I hope that happened to everyone else.
No, that was you and Father O'Neill.
That was your little secret.
Your pediatrician didn't cuff your nuts and say cough?
Yeah.
Okay.
I never, yeah, I don't, I guess the feel for.
or bulges probably or something?
A lot more trauma.
I think so.
If that wasn't the case.
Because I know like females, we have to cough when we're getting like our back,
like our lungs examined.
I don't know why we're getting your balls examined.
You have to cough.
That's kind of weird.
Just feel around for hernias.
A person's cough pushes the bowels downward.
Yeah, when they're checking you in and rikers, they make you like squat and cough.
But that's to make sure you're not hiding crack in your ass.
Yeah, not just crying.
You're getting crack in your ass.
Crack is crazy.
Mom,
you ever boost anything?
You,
you know, see what I'm saying?
Like,
why do you mean
it comes with the occupation?
You think that I put
something in my ass before?
Got a zip log up there still?
Never.
No.
The cop found that he just found it.
Put something on my books.
I'm not putting nothing in my ass.
Just put something on my books.
Like,
you know guys that have.
You had to.
Nah,
that put something in their ass?
Yeah, for the drug trade.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You put it underneath like you.
You put it underneath like you.
your balls and kind of like just, you know what I'm saying?
Like, sit down and keep your legs closed like together.
But like in your ass?
Like actually up in your rectum?
I mean, Juel Santana said he had a girl that boofed a bottle to get into the club.
That's, it's insane.
Yeah, but I don't think he met actually inserted the bottle into her.
I think he made.
Oh, I think she put the entire sarah bottle when there was alcohol available in the club.
Yeah.
She didn't.
It's a recyclable.
For $40, she didn't need to do that.
Yeah.
Put the whole great goose bottle, the belverid bottle up in her vagina.
I convinced the girl in college to Boof, two of them actually.
Boof, what?
They had a little bit of vodka left.
I was like, if you drink, it's not going to do anything, you might as well show it in your ass.
And they were like, what?
And then I explained it.
Well, you poured alcohol in a girl's ass?
I didn't, they poured in each other.
It was actually quite, it was very, not.
What was the thing when I was in college?
Girls used to soak tampons and vodka and put them inside them.
Mm-hmm.
That was a thing.
The same girls I convinced the booth also did that.
It hits you faster.
It's the same reason why it just.
in your vagina.
Take a shot at Everclear, you'll be fine.
Yeah, but it doesn't hit you.
Yeah, it doesn't hit you immediately.
That's the same reason why people put drunk.
Were you guys in a rush?
Wait, no, no, no.
Well, if you don't have a lot of alcohol,
so you only have a shot left.
You take a shot, you're not going to feel anything.
But if you take that same shot, so it in a tampon.
And put on a toxic tampon and insert it in your body?
Yeah, it hits harder.
Alcohol in your, that doesn't burn?
That's a, I don't know.
I never did the shit, but they used to do it.
Yeah, I guess.
Alcohol in your, in your, alcohol.
They might have put it in their ass.
I don't think it was in every try.
Even that.
That burns too.
Like, this is alcohol.
It's like Titos.
Like, that's just, see, this is why the world is just.
And I feel like it has to, if it goes through your ass,
has to pass through so many places before it gets to your liver and brain.
No, it goes more directly in your bloodstream.
Your bloodstream, yeah.
Alcohol doesn't go to your brain.
It goes into your blood stream.
Well, that doesn't the blood bring it to your brain?
He got you there.
I guess at some point.
He got you there.
Like, you know, when you're drunk, you're different.
No, I feel it with my blood.
It's not your blood.
You feel it in my blood.
Blood in blood out.
Y'all was sick.
Yeah, it was some wild shit going on in college.
But, yeah.
That's what I'm glad I never technically went to.
I was parting at Rutgers and never saw anyone insert a single thing.
Well, that was more white.
That's more white.
I'm saying, was at Rutgers.
Didn't Rutgers is their own venereal disease?
Probably.
They called it Sluckers.
You're lying.
Really?
Yeah.
You guys never heard that term?
No.
Oh, I'll show you.
I was at Rutgers, Newarkers, Newarkers, Newarkers, Camden.
They had their own venereal disease on a Rutgers University campus.
Pretty sure.
Yeah.
They call it, yeah, you can Google it.
Sluggers?
Yeah.
Ruckers.
I could see Sluggers being like the girls that go to Ruckers called Sluggers.
I can attest to that for sure.
They were hoarse.
Not all of them.
Yeah, there were like all these, you can look it up.
Reddred's rumors.
They said there was like a whole thing.
Wait, what year was this?
But they didn't create their own when I was like 2016.
Oh, it was like, there's one HPV.
They just called it sluggers.
Yeah, they didn't create their own like.
Well, it wasn't like a newth, but it was like it was so common there.
It was like, there was like the.
street legend was they have their own
I didn't go to Rutgers
legend the concept of college is actually
insane it's the most irresponsible thing America
could do the concept of college and the concept
of clubs is insane
clubs actually make more sense to me than college
and I know that sounds nuts
like people just being in one room that
most of the time don't even know each other
and we're all just like drinking and smoking
and like listening to it's just like that is the most
who came up with it you take
somebody that was living in their parents' household,
send them to go live in a room with a stranger
with all access to every drug, alcohol,
and they're forced to make a decision to do that
or go to class while
ensuing all this debt at the exact same time.
To then major in communications.
But let me ask you something.
In college, when y'all was staying in dorms,
did you have the option to have a room alone?
No.
No.
Those are very expensive.
Only, yeah, I was going to say,
only rich kids.
And if you were like,
the kids that really pulled the best finesse
were the kids that were allergic to everything
or like you needed the specific AC
or the specific,
those kids got preferential because it's like,
well,
this kid can die if he's at the mercy
of someone else's mess or snacks or whatever.
Like the allergy nerds had their own rooms.
The basketball team at L.I.U.
had the best storms.
My last,
I went to L.U.
I went to L.U.
Oh, I didn't know that?
Yeah.
I thought you were getting further into how did you know the basketball dorms?
Yeah, I thought he was doing it.
Because she said that matter of factly, like she got, she did research.
Oh, yeah, no, they used to have all parties and everything.
They had the best.
They had, well, they were technically the grad dorms.
Like so the grad graduate students, but the basketball players have them as well.
My last semester of college, I thought I lucked up where like, you know, some people will drop out like right before the semester and not show up.
Whole week passes.
I have no roommate.
So I'm like, all right.
I'll give it two more days.
Then I'm pushing these fucking beds together.
Mm-hmm.
When you push those beds together, you have a California king.
I went to Target and bought king-sized sheets so I could put it over both mattresses.
Swag.
I set that dorm up like you would not believe.
Had a girl in there the first night slept over.
That dude came into the room.
I'm not joking.
Maybe 2 o'clock in the morning.
Hey, I'm your roommate.
And then me and this girl, naked.
Fan.
Had to put clothes on.
And then take his.
bed and push it to the side after he clearly saw what was just happening in that room.
Oh, no way.
You nutted on his bed?
100%.
It's no way.
They would have, I would have, I went right back downstairs.
Like, I need a new, I need a new room.
I was hoping he was going to do that shit.
He was unpacked a shit.
Let me guess.
He was a white boy?
Yes.
I knew it.
That's the way.
Yeah.
And a gamer at that.
That was the worst.
That's really probably why I dropped out of your nut for sure.
Like, he was there.
Yeah.
Any time I walked in, he was in there.
Just gaming.
It's like, go do something.
I lived alone briefly.
I lost that privilege.
I was an R.A.
Of course you.
Of course you were.
If you're not familiar, it's a resident advisor.
It's a bearing a lot of responsibility.
You get your own room if you're R.A.
And I lasted about, I would think I lasted three, four months before they kick me out.
If you think about it, it is really a snitch because they are giving you less time, aka less money to pay for college if you snitch on people.
I didn't snitch on shit.
But every R.A. I knew never snitched.
Like, if we were wild and wild and she'd be like, y'all, chill the fuck out.
I taught the freshman.
But other than that, put a towel on the floor if you're playing beer pong.
Suppressed the noise.
Like, little shit.
We used to put soaked wet towels.
When you get annoyed, I'm sure you were an asshole.
No, I was.
ARA was cool because, like, I was a fresh ride.
Like, we all did dumb shit.
It's like, my thing was like, hey, yo, like, I only got annoyed if I was like, look, I don't give a fuck.
But on this third go around, the super,
is coming with me.
So if he sees this,
knowing I've done two rounds of this,
he's going to say something to me.
So like, don't fuck my shit up.
I'm not going to fuck your shit up,
but just don't fuck my shit up.
So if you come around and then I'm with the guy
and he's like,
now he's mad of me,
then I'll get mad.
But like,
if it's just me on the rounds,
I can give a fuck,
do whatever.
I lost,
that got kicked out.
Putting a towel under the door,
I just never understood the concept of that.
Like if you smoke,
that makes you turn the shower on all the way.
It gets the scene going and it's not a comfortable smoke,
but I should be.
does not work.
Yes, it does.
There's literally three cracks around the rest of the door.
On both sides and the top of the door.
Like, what are you got blocking?
Yeah, that shit's not sealed.
Shit makes no.
When I see people, I'm like, you think that stop or something?
We're in college.
We're smart.
That's that part.
I used to smoke cigarettes in my bedroom, like in my parents' crib.
And I would have a fan in the window and, like, blow the smoke in through the fan
and outside.
Why not just go outside?
I don't know.
It's cold.
I just want to be in bed.
I remember we used to have to take the
So for some reason
Teenage kids who aren't supposed to be drinking
Love saving liquor bottles
So we would save them all
And they'd be all around the room
And then when they would come to do a check on the room
And you have to hide fucking 40 gray goose
And Bacardi bottles like under the bed
In your suitcase
College is yeah you're right
College didn't make any sense
We did a lot of dumb shit
I am curious what part of mental illness that is
Because that was a regular thing
Why did we? In a college dorm or like
The college like apartment shit
Every kitchen you go in
It would just have empty bottles all above.
Like for what?
Of like trash bottles too.
Like Everclear.
Just to show that we, oh look guys.
Hey, we get drunk.
Like, oh my God, it's so fucking, ew.
College is weird.
I'm glad I never went.
You ever do a kegstand mall?
No.
Oh, we got to have them all do a kegstand.
I would never do a cake stand.
Why?
It'd be fun.
I don't drink.
Oh.
Yeah, but like we can fill it with green juice.
Yeah, like when you're doing one of those monthly juice cleanses.
I'm not doing that.
stupid shit again y'all want me to do dumb shit y'all was dumb for doing that now y'all want me to do the dumb shit that y'all did years ago i mean we should do a kextan row can you record us doing a kex stand roi can you still got it in you i have not done one in quite a time yeah i mean you guys would be supporting me it's not really my doing yeah no cake stand
what else did we do oh 40 hands that was fun what the fuck that is 40 hands uh you duct tape two forties to your hands dumbest thing ever there's a fire you're fucked if anything happens you're fun i don't
I mean, you just can't, you can't text, you can't do anything.
Like, it's just your hands are constricted.
You can only fight.
Yeah.
You just duct tape.
Yeah, and you have to finish the 40s before you can take them off your hands.
80 ounces of malt liquor mall.
That's stupid.
That's really stupid.
Why?
You want to another dumb thing we used to do?
We used to drink 40 down to the neck and then fill that up with four loco.
Oh, God.
Yeah, call that a sidewalk slamer.
One of those, you're cooked.
Two of those, you're retarded.
Four local, before they took the crack out of four locals, four local was like a curb stomping, American History next.
Oh yeah, the fun, yeah.
Never liked funnels.
Yeah.
And, more, this isn't really like all white boy shit.
This is just college shit.
It's just, yeah, it's college shit.
I don't know, no black dudes that did that shit, y'all talking about.
Let me introduce you to the fraternity of Kappa Alpha Psi.
Oh, well, it is 150,000 members.
Paternities are nothing but a bunch of kids with mental illnesses just trying to trauma bond.
Wow.
I'm not.
I'm not against you.
And then y'all do little dances to kind of say, hey, look what they taught us.
And look at our canes.
Look at our canes.
It's a good shimmie.
I'm not a bad shimmy.
I'm not retarded anymore.
No, you still are.
I'm not sure if I should be offended right now.
He's shitting on you.
His OD shit.
Those are direct shots.
And then take that hot ass hanger and put it on my arm.
Did you get branded?
Do you get branded?
Yeah, everyone right here.
It's fucking crazy.
It's on your chest?
That is crazy.
Is it good?
It was.
It's not anymore.
It's fucking great for a few years.
Now it just looks like it.
Yo, that is insanity.
Can we see?
I mean.
Yeah.
It's tough to.
Oh, it's like under a tattoo.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, I put a tattoo over it because it starts to look a little weird.
Why?
Why would you do that?
I was 19.
I don't say I regret getting branded,
but I would change it if I had the option.
I don't know if that's a definition of regret.
Kind of.
Sounds like regret.
Do you have to get branded?
No.
Okay.
It hurt?
It did not hurt when it happened.
You actually don't feel anything because it's a legitimate third-degree burn.
You were drunk.
I actually was not.
And it was on Super Bowl Sunday, so the anniversary is coming up of my brand.
I was actually not drunk.
The healing process is the most painful thing on fucking earth.
The day it happens, you're fine.
The next day, probably a month and a half.
You're pain.
You can't even sleep.
You know,
every movement
fucking hurts.
Sitting there
watching somebody
coming at me
with a fucking piece
of eye and it's like
Well,
you were probably
in boxes and blindfolded
now.
Was it B&B?
I know.
I crossed her.
I was a-
I was in Capa already.
Yeah, he chose to do that.
They didn't make him.
That wasn't tortured.
My experience is a little different.
You branded?
I never had to get branded.
Only certain families
in my fraternity are you with.
It's Capa Delta Row.
Just like the white fraternities.
Kappa Delta Row.
Yeah.
We'll show you.
He's not divine.
I. No.
What is Divine eye?
The black.
The black.
The black fraternity.
Of course he's not.
I think I thought Julian was in a black fraternity.
I could pass.
No, you cannot.
Yo, Rory being in the past and Julian couldn't is fucking...
Let me, uh...
Lambda, Lambda, Lambda.
You ever see Revenge of the nerds?
Lambda, Lambda, Lambda.
Julie is definitely down with Lambda, Lambda, Lambda.
without question.
Nice.
Yomi, are you asking if he was Divine Nine or just in general?
Okay, because he's teak in my eyes, but that's not the...
What does Teak mean?
It's like the biggest white frat on...
I think it's the biggest fraternity on Earth.
Julian is big Iota vibes.
Is that a good thing?
Oh, not the Iota.
Doesn't sound good.
What is Iota?
Iota five favorites.
They must be the coolest ones if you're saying me.
I like Iotas.
I'm not.
not one of the Greeks
that like shits on other frats.
I have friends in all the other frats. I think they're all
great organizations. But just judging
like, you know, it's us
and then, you know, Iotas are over here.
They're over, you know.
They're over here.
It was the 60s.
To relate to the party.
Oh, I see. Yeah. These were all founded much
sooner.
Those are also
sorority.
Should I be offended about what
Mall said? Yes. About what?
Should I give some pushback here?
Yeah, do it. Because I laugh. I'm here for the fun.
I do your little shoulder shimmy shit. But to me, I really
believe that, I really believe that
if you really look at every goddess in a fraternity,
I think that a lot of them are either
single kids, like
single, they don't have any siblings, most of them.
Completely false, but go ahead. I'm just saying, if you look
at all fraternities, I just feel like it's
just a thing of wanting to be accepted
into a group.
I just feel like if you come from a big family,
like you never felt like you needed
to be accepted by anybody.
I don't think I ever felt like I needed
Kappa to like give me fulfillment.
It was something that I thought
would be a great addition to my life.
But I never sat and was like,
this is what's going to define me as a human being.
This is what the void that's missing in my life.
I don't know.
Because even like I was one of the Kappas
that I had my crew
in college that none of them were Greek
and I hung with them more than I hung
with some of my line brothers.
Like, I had my friends.
But that's what I'm saying.
That's the part I don't understand about the whole
Greek thing. If I have like
brothers and sisters and I come
and a bunch of, I come from, like I do, I come
from a big family and then I have a bunch
of homeboys. Why would
I pledge a fraternity
and like...
Pay money to pledge that fraternity.
Yeah, it just doesn't make sense
to me. I never understood that.
It's the shared experience of things to
going through something like that with people.
It's like a, it is.
It's like a trauma bond.
I mean, pledging sucks.
It's awful.
But you do it with someone.
You have that shared experience.
I don't know.
That's what can I have a shared experience
with my real brothers,
like my real sisters,
my real cousin.
That's true.
But they're not on campus.
A lot of people tell you to join fraternity sororities
because of the connections that it provides you.
We've had this conversation before.
If Rory goes into and tries to get a fucking job
and there's anybody that's divine nine in there,
he's more likely to get the job,
even if he's underqualified because they look out.
Roy goes in there like this.
So there's that.
It's a huge network.
It's a huge network.
So I don't blame people for joining.
I get it.
And to your question more like,
if you read the Divine Nine book
about every single one of these organizations,
they all stand for something.
They all have guidelines.
They all have principles.
They all have things that.
So do the Macballers.
Yeah.
Exactly.
And I'm not going to comment on the MacBallers.
So do the 60.
Crip.
Because I think they're a great.
organization. Yeah, there are a lot of, yeah. We share colors,
hands signals. So I'm saying. No, they're definitely a gang, for sure.
The frats are gangs. Sure. I'm not mad at that, but
they're sanctioned. You can't understand that if I have friends from home or siblings or
family that when I get to college, I may not also want to be around a group of like-minded
individuals that believe in the same type of things I believe in and want the same type of
future that I want. Because I got friends that didn't go to college and not saying they weren't
ambitious or whatever. But then I also had a bunch of friends that were bums and like, yeah,
I got home boys, but I may have a different mind state than them. And then you run into an organization
that is based on not only achievement when you're here, but for the rest of your life. And it's a
community for the rest of your life. That's what, I mean, to me, really separates the divine
nine from anything else. You're in this for life. Like, this is a everyday thing. This isn't like
you know, we meet up in 10 years and joke about beer pong.
Like, this is a thing.
What sorority has the prettiest girls?
Subjective.
Oh, I'm not answering that.
Them bitches to fight.
Very subjective.
Not about to jump me.
It depends.
It's chapter to chapter areas of area.
In my college, it was kappa,
capa, gamma.
The stereotypes of the sororities, I think, are more of a down south thing.
Mm-hmm.
Up here, like, in Jersey, in my opinion,
and sorry to all the other sororities.
Zetas were the prettiest in Jersey,
which is crazy because in the South,
they get the stereotype of being ugly,
which is not true at all, by the way.
Just going off with stereotypes.
Roy said all Zetas are ugly.
In New York, I always found,
at least my era, the Deltas were the cutest.
Like, it didn't...
Okay.
Indiana, as she rose are.
It really just depends where you are.
And it changes every fucking four years.
Like...
True.
Loyon, are you done in a fraternity?
You're from the Bronx.
Mac ballers.
You know what I'm saying?
That's all it.
Me.
Loyon gives me big Sigma vibes.
El Loyon is here.
I wouldn't be surprised if he was Alpha.
He is smart.
Wait, Alpha is the smart one?
By stereotypes, yeah.
Yeah.
We're going completely off stereotypes.
Which I'm saying the stereotypes are not true.
What's the Iota stereotype?
Who's Iota?
Do you want me to?
Roy said I'm Ayota.
Okay, do you want me to tell you this?
I don't believe this.
Because I have Iota is that I think.
No, you say it's down in your word.
Stereo-type-wise, I'm not saying this.
Stereotype-wide are losers.
That's fucked up.
All right.
Stereotype-wise.
I-O-T-Ean Jersey are my guys.
They're fucking great.
I love the Iotas in Jersey.
Yeah.
But in the rest of the country, the stereotype is that they are losers.
How am I a loser?
You crashed my date last night.
That's some loser shit.
Oh, shit.
To help you out.
You crash your date last night.
Get a finish line.
You got him some.
Yeah.
I hit a little struggle and was like, oh, it's my man's.
You want to come to the punchout?
That's my man.
No bullshit.
After Rory left, like a barbacker, someone came over to us.
The timing couldn't have been better.
Rory left.
The guy came over to us, gave us two more glasses of wine that we didn't order.
He was like, big fan of the pod.
I didn't want to say hi.
I saw Rory earlier.
He was like, just want to say, what's up?
And they just walked away.
she thought it was the coolest thing in the world.
And I was like, you know, just some regular shit.
It never happens.
That never happened.
You're definitely an iota.
It's definitely an iota.
Iota 5 theta.
This may like put some perspective into it more.
I mean, it was a very unfortunate event that was about to happen.
But if you look of everyone that was with Martin Luther King on that tragic day,
all of the Divine Nine on the first.
side is represented. Dr. King was in a fraternity?
He was alpha, yeah. Well, shit.
Man, I would have been an alpha.
And now you just care about black people's freedom.
You would have been an alpha?
How everybody in the rules said, hell, nah.
How you said, hell no, none of you did it either.
I told you who you're down with. Lambda, Lambda, Lambda.
What did they throw up the A?
A town. A town.
I can see Demaris doing alumni in a few years.
I'm smart. I'm alpha.
Doing alumni?
No, you couldn't.
Yeah, you can.
after you graduate, there's alumni chapters that you can...
Those aren't real, bro.
They don't count.
They are.
You pledging a sorority after you graduated, it's like, yo, come on.
I'm not saying nothing because I want to get a job one day.
Listen, I always respected the alumni in Capovicize and non-Azing organization.
I'm going to make that very clear.
So everything I'm saying now is for entertainment purposes on this podcast.
When I was pledging undergrad, there are some alumni chapters that actually pledge for me.
And that legal line was crazy.
I used to look at those alumni.
I have alumni line brothers, and I'm like, yo, you're 30 with a job and a wife and kids
and you're doing this shit?
I had more respect for them.
That blew my fucking mind.
That's not a mental illness to y'all?
That's crazy.
Well, a lot of people, just because of certain rules and chapters getting snatched and, like,
illegal shit, a lot of times people will pledge undergrad but never get their letters.
They can't cross some legal shit happens.
And it's something that they really wanted.
So when they graduate, they do it.
If you set your mind to something,
you can't respect somebody doing that?
I listen, I fuck with people in sororities and fraternities and things like that.
Like, I get it.
But me, personally, I just can't do shit like that.
I just can't.
Yeah, I'm like, where I'm not doing that?
I've never been that Greek that when we refer to you guys as GDIs.
You prefer to like us?
That's not fraternity.
Yeah.
What does that mean?
God damn independent.
I don't think it's a slight.
It's not a slight.
That's fucking hilarious.
It's not supposed to be a yes.
You're a GDI.
It's not supposed to be a slight.
Like,
all right,
cool.
I've never been the one to like push back
when people are like,
I don't understand that frathing.
I'm like,
cool, yeah.
I understand how someone couldn't.
Which is fine by me.
I'm not a Jehovah witness.
I'm not going door to door saying join Kappa.
You got some,
some, the parties be lit.
Yeah.
I go to the party,
but I ain't,
I ain't getting up at 4 a.m.
meeting y'all outside.
walking aside in the cold
no shirt on and all that other shit I'm not doing that
lineups sucked
I'm not doing that
I'm sleep man
would they make you chug beer in the winter
no hot sauce sucked
are you serious
yeah coming out your ass all that shit
blue
they made you buff the hot sauce
no when you shit
he had to chug it
we had to go you know like the giant frank
red hot um
and this is all speculative
none of this actually happened
red hot isn't even
uh the like the two gallon bottle
wait do white rats get popped for pledging
Yeah, people die in here.
It's a really sad story.
I almost got expelled because someone died and they blame me.
Yeah, people die with the white rats.
I lost my RA thing, independent of that.
The SG rose when I was pledging went to prison.
A couple people did time.
To prison.
I know a few people that are in the state of New Jersey.
So we'd get these bad boys and you'd have to pretty much by the end of a lineup that
would have to be gone.
But let me ask you something.
How did the dude die?
This is talk about trauma.
This was a all college day, spring, you know, last day of classes.
Everyone's like, oh my God, it's all party.
It's an all day drinking event.
Everyone knew it's like spring fest, all college day.
Ours is called all college day.
You wake up at the ass crack at dawn, me being an RA.
I had the key card that could access every building.
So I woke up, you know, the kids that I wanted to join our fraternity.
pass my car to other people in our frat. They're scanning, getting in the buildings, waking up kids.
It's like a whole event. You give them like a mad dog, 20, 20 to drug. Oh my God. We're all happy.
We're all here for you. So we go to this like field courtyard. We're drinking. I'm there with who
was going to be my little like my guy. And you see him for like an hour or two. And then they go off.
They're rushing. So they're going to other fraternities, other homes, all their sanction things.
All illegal, obviously. And, uh, you know, you hit a wall around noon because you've been drinking since
like 3 a.m. and go down for a nap. He took a nap, just like all of us, uh, threw up.
I woke up for my nap. Next thing I know, there's police, uh, body bags being zipped up.
Um, and then I got called into the office by like FBI agents and it was a very dark time in
my life. I was, I'm sorry, uh, yeah, it was awful. You choked on his vomit? Yeah.
Damn. Yeah. Uh, 17.
Listen, anytime, and I mean,
Capa's been in
the heat with that stuff
every fraternity and sorority
Divine Nine has had some incident.
That shit is so fucking corny when that happens.
Like, when people do that
to, as he says little,
is we don't really say that, but people online,
like, that's fucked up.
You are responsible for those kids.
I understand you want to pledge them,
but to have someone go to college,
to die is the craziest fucking.
It's like, I understand
where pledging gets the rap
that it does.
You have people that take the shit way too far and do shit to them that they didn't even
have done to them.
Now you're dealing with psychopaths and people that are getting off on harming people.
Yep.
That's, it's just the saddest thing of just having some, your kid go to college and then.
And you send up somewhere, I mean, this, my school, you know, not to like brag or whatever,
but it's like one of the top private liberal arts institutions in the country.
So you're thinking this is a safe space from my kid to learn.
to like become a whatever.
And then if you really Google it, I just Googled it.
My college, Lafayette, a kid dies like every year on some fuck shit.
And they suppress internal investigation, make sure the family doesn't sue.
They bury the story as best they can.
Fuck that college.
I hate that school.
Well, if you are listening and you are planning on pledging to a sorority or fraternity,
please pledge responsibly.
Well, it's illegal.
So, you know, they're not going to pledge.
It's illegal.
It's illegal to pledge.
Yeah.
It's actually illegal.
Hazing is very illegal.
hazing is
I don't think pledging is
For me to become a member
I went and I took a test
And I paid my dues
And I became a capital
Wink wink
You take a test
And you become a member
They teach you a cool handshake
And everything
It's great
Just like the Macballers
Was that the gang that you were down with
You keep bringing them up
Me? I was never down with no gang
Are you kidding me?
I would take
I would take a jumping
Before I would ever take Pledgein
a fraternity.
Really?
And it's not even fucking closing.
Really?
Jump me for
what? A few minutes?
I mean, I did. The point we did it.
Rather than jumping me for months.
Months of jumping is crazy.
Versus a few minutes?
Please make me a MacBook.
Yo, that is hilarious.
Jumping in. What?
That'd be the easiest shit.
I didn't know how we got down when I was younger.
But I couldn't get over the jumping thing.
I thought I was ready to be jumped.
I used to want to be in a game.
gang. Is that the only way to get in? When I was young, young, but I was like, I'm not getting
jumped to be in a gang. Why did you want to be in a gang? I don't know. I thought I was,
you come from a family of love and both your parents. I thought I thought I was wrong with you. I
wanted to be at a gang. See, that's what's wrong. See, that's what's wrong with these gangs now.
As kids that don't have no issues at home that just want to be in the streets.
All right. I wouldn't say I don't have, I didn't have any issues. But I was also raised. I
wasn't going to, no, people who are weird, people who live out in the summers and they go
and seek out the gang. The gang was hanging on the corner on my street. Like, like, the gang was
gangs in Long Island are pretty fucking scary now.
Them suburban gang.
Fucking terrified.
What's it called? The proud boys.
It's called MS-13.
We're giving them all prepaid debit cards next month.
But no, June, remember I told you the story?
There's other ways to get in a gang.
Remember that my friend of mine that wasn't a Crips said he could bless me near the Crips?
And I was like, I think I'm cool.
Yeah, but like, how?
He wasn't a Crip?
He claimed he was, but he was just, he went to me and said, I can bless you in.
Does this sound like a legitimate Crips?
to you? You are in a blue sweater.
Hey, that's kind of crypt.
Does someone coming to me
to say, I'll bless you into the crypt
sound like a legitimate grip? No.
Thank you. Outside of getting jumped in, though,
what are the other alternatives?
Can you buy your way in? A friend of mine is locked
up for a long time.
A lot of these athletes have bought their way
into gang. Nes. Name them.
You was in greenhouse and one of them.
A few of them.
A few of them. I've been around.
A kid I went to high school I grew up with,
play basketball with all that shit.
he, for his gang initiation, he had to kill someone
in a rival gang or whatever.
That's really excessive in my opinion.
It's, right?
I feel like that's a, that's a common way.
Murder, you have to do murder.
I'm out.
Yeah.
Give me the hot sauce.
Yeah.
To kill somebody?
I'm 16.
Yeah, I'm done.
So, of course, he got scared.
What if I do a bake sale?
Yeah.
Like, what if I could sell all these cookies in two hours?
Yeah.
Can I be there?
What if I sell candy on the train?
for our basketball team.
Can I join the game?
I'll do the hat trick.
Yeah.
Kill somebody?
I have a magic trick with matches.
You want me to do what?
Murder?
Go kill your professor.
What?
So, of course, it was terrible.
His dad was also a teacher in our high school.
So this was like a big story.
He took a bunch of drugs, got spooked.
Ended up, you know, people saw the gun.
He fucking botched the murder.
Was running from the cops, shooting at the cops.
Hit a cop.
The cop didn't die.
But he hit a cop.
That's in itself.
You're fucked.
And they arrested him.
He's locked up for like,
20-some-high years.
He's a fucking idiot.
Did he go into prison
like as the gang member
though?
I would hope so.
Well, that's a,
yeah.
Imagine doing that and they're like,
you still done it.
United.
We looked into our,
our membership program.
But he failed.
You failed.
He shot a cop.
He didn't,
he shot the wrong prison.
Shooting a cop, got to get me in something.
Yeah, like,
what gang doesn't that not get me into?
Yeah, like,
I shoot a cop.
You go with them all.
Brazilda would take me.
Yeah, like,
I got to be like top dog.
I shoot a cop.
I'm the toughest nigga in the neighborhood.
Shooting a cop,
And I'm not in.
That's crazy.
Wait, you mentioned
Griselda.
Did you guys finally watch it, finish it?
I watched Griselda finished it.
I liked it.
I felt like it should have been
a little longer.
Her story is so,
you know,
it spans over so many years.
I felt like it should be more seasons.
But I'm guessing
they probably felt like
they wouldn't get the budget
for a second season.
So they kind of had to just,
you know,
tell us what happened to her at the end of it.
So at what point did you jaw drop?
I want to know what, because my jaw dropped a couple times
start that series and I watch TV so I'm not easily
like caught off guard. At what moment did your jaw drop?
I would like to hear from you.
I know. I think I know.
My jaw drop.
When they shot Homeboy in that meeting,
remember they sat her down her second, her point in.
Oh yeah, yeah.
That was, yes.
You fucked us over.
Boom.
Iced him in the episode ended.
I was like, yeah.
But that wasn't too surprising to me because I felt like,
I mean, that would have to happen.
Like, she had done too much.
Mm-hmm.
I don't think it was any jaw-dropping moments for me in that shit, though, like,
because you know the story, you know what happened.
I think obviously her real-life story was way more vicious and brutal than that shit.
But it wasn't too many.
It wasn't no jaw-dropping moments for me, though.
I mean, I've had arguments with partners before.
Never have I walked back out to the party and demanded people start fucking each other.
Thank you.
That moment was crazy.
Thank you.
Why?
Why was it?
kind of an ill moment.
She got, she sat up there.
What a way to blow off some Steve.
She, in one day, she bought her husband a gold gun.
They're going on fire.
Okay, bought him a gold gun, accused him of being a rat, went upstairs,
fucked some girl that was at the party.
That was her home girl.
No, she didn't know that girl that they went up there and fucked her.
That a threesome would like.
Yeah, yeah, with a random bitch.
Went up there, fuck the random bitch on your husband's birthday,
came back down, pulled out of the gun, and then made the girl that you just
fuck start fucking your other guests at gunpoint.
I was like, okay.
Yeah, she was on raffling.
Sounds like an Adam 22.
She was on crack.
The crack is crazy.
Yeah, when did she start smoking crack?
That's why.
It wasn't crack at one point kind of like a recreational drug before people
realized it was crack?
Yeah.
Yeah, free basin.
Yeah.
Being like the queen pin of Coke and still doing crack is like.
That shit was fucking with my brain cells.
I'm like, yo, just live off your product.
It's great.
Yeah, but I mean,
Back then it was like it was in a party atmosphere.
They had access to whatever they want.
They could do whatever they want.
It was like rock star shit.
It was like we could do whatever the fuck we want to do.
Who's going to stop us?
And do we talk about this on Mike or is this off mic?
I do a rabbit hole deep dive every time I watch some Netflix series.
Of course I need to see where Michael Blanco ended up.
Same.
Oh, you talked about it.
On Discord.
On Discord.
Yeah.
He's been on like a version of love and hip hop for the last decade.
Where the fuck have I been?
Really?
It's called cartel crew.
He's been the star.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I didn't, they shoot it just like loving hip-hop.
It's just, it's loving hip-hop with drug dealers kid.
He's been around.
Like, I had no idea.
Yeah.
And that's wild.
And they actually made Sophia look like uglier than Griselda ever was in that fucking.
I don't know, bro.
Rizelda was no, shoot, that fucking nose and that fucking, they made Sophia look crazy.
crazy.
Griselda didn't look like that.
She didn't look good.
No, she didn't look like that, though.
Like, she was not like,
she wasn't an ugly woman.
Like, I don't want to.
When she was younger, she was,
she didn't age well because of drugs and
and go to jail.
And being in prison and she like that, yeah.
Yeah.
Now,
out of all like the kingpins,
we had that conversation,
she kind of has the best story.
Almost like it was sort of worth it.
How much time did she do in prison?
No, the best.
much. I mean, I know all her kids died besides.
Yeah, she did. I know all her children died besides.
She died at an old age, but she ended up alone.
She lost on her kid. Okay, but I'm saying out of all the
kingpins, she probably did the least amount of time.
She ended up getting gun down at 70 something?
69. Yeah. Nice.
That's a life.
The best kingpin by far is Meach.
By far. I wish they showed her getting shot.
But this.
You know, holding on to resentment. By the way, I also did not know
like Griselda died when West Side Gun was like
rapping. How did I not know she died in like 2012?
Yeah, she just got killed September 3rd.
I had no idea. I mean, I knew she was dead, but I didn't know it was so recent.
It was like when I found out a Picasso like was painting in the 90s when I thought it was
the 1800s. Like the things you learn. It's like, wait, wait, he was around the whole time.
And you dropped out. Resilda was in 2012.
Meach. Meach, to me, Meach is the, if you want to say most successful as far as like, he's still
can come home and have a life.
Yeah, I'll be out what, like 10 years or something?
Yeah, like, so it's like...
He doesn't have any enemies?
I don't think so.
I mean, I'm sure some people in the streets
probably got issues with him, but...
Because people thought that Griselda was safe to come home too, but...
Who thought that?
The chicken...
She was chilling in Medellin for 30 years.
Yeah.
Yeah, but nobody thought Griselda was safe.
After 30 years, I'm going to be comfortable going to the deli with my
pregnant daughter in life.
I'm surprised the youngest son is alive.
I thought they would have a bunch of a...
I watched the whole interview with him.
They had a bunch of attempts on his life.
I'm sure.
I'm sure he still probably getting tried.
Yeah.
I feel for him.
He's fucked up.
Because they did a lot of damage.
Talk about some shitty parenting.
I was watching a...
Top drug dealer, probably the worst mother.
We give the mother from blow a lot of flack.
Resilda might have been the worst mother of all.
Yeah, she was awful.
She manipulated the shit out of her sons.
Like, that was nuts.
But you almost have to at the level she was doing it.
She manipulated everyone.
I guess.
Or you could just like, she was on crack.
Get out with the hundreds of millions you have and like relocate your family.
She could have did that so many times.
But also to make it clear, the Griselda show on Netflix is not very accurate at all.
Michael was actually suing them because of how inaccurate it is.
That's why they say it's loosely based on Griselda's life.
Yeah.
Loosely.
The damn show is called Griselda.
Yeah.
Yeah, I know.
Did they say what specifically was different out of the whole thing?
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know what Michael said,
but he said that they didn't consult him about anything.
I think a lot of it is based off of,
they have a movie about her life.
And I think they based a lot of that
off of the movie or her life.
Like, for example,
even in the movie,
in the movie,
she had like a female lover.
Nobody knows if that's true.
Fucking mad bitches out of that.
It's a hilarious thing for Michael to complain about
is did a quick Google search.
They said there's an inaccuracy
where in 1978,
where it says she was struggling to sell a kilo of cocaine,
he said it was quite embarrassing.
Meaning he's like,
there's no way.
She was slinging the shit out of that stuff.
Yeah, the way that they did that, like when they said she ran away.
My mom's fucked up.
She never had problems getting a brick off.
At least tell the story correct.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Even though them saying...
It wasn't 10, it was 10,000 bricks.
Them saying that she ran away from her second husband after she killed him because he made her
sleep with her brother.
He made her sleep with his brother.
That never happened.
Oh, that's a weird thing to put on her jacket.
That's what I'm saying.
That's a weird thing.
That felt Hollywood-esque, like at the motel spared her life.
And then that was the new husband.
That felt very very.
Like, that's weird.
Don't put a, if I'm dead,
don't be out here putting bodies on my fucking jacket.
Especially my husband's brother.
That's fucked up.
Yeah.
That's nasty.
But why they left her twin flame out of the whole shit
when she was in prison?
Oh, the black dude?
Yeah.
That was her guy.
But that happened after she came home from that extent, I think.
Yeah.
She didn't, she just seven years for that.
I think she came home after that.
And that's when she met the guy in California.
It was the parts that I would have thought were lies were actually true.
like the, oh, we are spoiling it.
We got to put a spoiler before this.
But the, the, when her homie, when her homie, um, did the sex scandal with the operator,
with the secretary at the DA's officer, whatever, that's real.
Like that actually happened.
I checked that one up.
Lined up.
Yeah.
He knew what he was doing.
You got to have a lot of confidence in your phone sex game to do that play of like, I'm
going to look like a rat and then get her off based off my,
confidence in phone sex.
And by the way, you know what they lied about?
What?
It was two women, not just one.
Oh, yeah, it was two, yep.
Hmm.
He was having an orgy DA calls.
Yeah, but you know that once you have an improper relationship that it fucks the whole case up.
That's all he had to do was have an improper relationship with somebody on that side of the case.
And he knew that it was- That was genius.
It was why I went to send that hussy to Nas in the night of.
His lawyer sent that little hussy to him and he was trying to beat in a cell.
and they had to like throw the lawyer out and that's how he ended up with like the court appointed lawyer
I'm watching um I watched love on the spectrum on Netflix did y'all see that I have not but I cannot wait to hear your review
all right so I'm not gonna we ain't got to go into it you don't need to spoil anything and I want you
I to see it I want you all to watch it but I'm aware of the concept I have a question like do do autistic people have kids
yeah yeah they fuck a lot really yeah I don't know any autistic
people to have kids.
Do you know any autistic people?
Of course.
You're Rory.
Yeah, I was to say you said
said a kid.
Rory and me, honestly.
No, I mean like, come on.
I'm an alpha.
I'm not autistic.
Farther down the line.
Yeah.
Farther down the spectrum.
Yeah.
Like, if y'all watch Love on the spectrum
when that's, it was great.
I enjoyed it.
Of course, just me and silly.
I laughed at a lot of shit.
But you're supposed to do.
Yeah, I just, I laughed at a lot of shit.
The same way I thought it'd be crazy
for someone to go in and pitch the circumcision.
Can you imagine trying to pitch that show
before you shoot an
Insane.
Like going in with the deck to present to Netflix like, all right, listen.
I actually felt like, you know autistic people, right?
I actually felt like I shouldn't have been watching some of that shit.
Like, you ever watch something?
You're like, this doesn't feel right.
Like, I shouldn't have to be.
I haven't clicked it because I'm nervous about how I feel weird about it.
And then I feel like I may enjoy it.
It's one girl on it as super horny.
Like, she wants to fuck bad.
Like, she's trying to get a boyfriend.
And she's like, like, asking, like,
the autistic boyfriend, how do you feel about premarital sex?
Like, he has his first kiss with her on.
I should not be watching autistic people have their first kiss on Netflix.
In 4K.
A lot of them don't.
Autistic people are not, I don't want to say,
because we don't use that word, but the word equivalence is that.
They're not.
Autistic people aren't that.
So it's, I know you feel like you're looking,
you're making fun of slow people, but autistic people are not slow.
Are you getting what I'm saying?
I get what you're saying.
They're actually extremely intelligent.
Yeah.
I get what you're saying, but it's just like, it just was an awkward feeling I got watching that shit.
I'm just like, this is, they shouldn't have filmed.
I mean, if you've watched Shane Gillis special, which we will get into as far as SNL shortly, he was suggesting, like, you're putting people on camera.
The one thing they can't handle is social situation.
They are some of the smartest human beings on.
Oh, 100%.
But the one thing that they have trouble with, for the most part, across the one thing.
the board is social situations.
Now we're going to create the most chaotic social situation
that anyone on earth would have to deal with
by Netflix show.
Yeah.
I love that bad.
It's a good show.
It's a good series.
It's a good series.
Y'all should definitely check it out if you haven't seen it yet.
We can talk about it.
I know we've been shitting on Michael Rappaport for a few months now.
He was on a show about, he was the father of an autistic kids.
It's a really, really good series.
Oh, that's a great show.
Love that show.
Damn, what's that shit called?
I still watch it.
Sam, I can't remember.
Atypical.
Atypical.
Great show.
And by the second season, you know, Sam's grabbing handies at the school dance in the igloo.
Yeah.
He loves penguins.
He's going.
But then, I won't spoil it, but Julian, you've seen it.
How do you feel that Sam has like a girlfriend?
Because then I wasn't sure if I was being judgmental and weird that this furrow was,
because he's very, very much on the spectrum of the show.
What show is this?
Atypical.
It's a really good show.
Michael Rapporte's actually great in it.
Everyone, it's just a great question.
They also say it's an extremely...
Pre-Gaza situation.
Yeah.
They say it's extremely accurate, too,
for how autistic people,
like, it's kind of informative.
Like, I learned a lot from watching the show.
I think it's fine that he had a girlfriend.
Is that fucked up that I think that way, though?
Because I know most people won't admit this
because they want to seem like they're awesome.
But if I had a child that was...
at that level of autism and a girl wanted to date him like freshman year of high school,
I would have some reserves on why.
And I know that sounds fucked up, but I would just be terrified for his well-being.
Like, this girl, she's not autistic at all.
Like, she's weird as shit.
But I don't know.
Her character makes sense.
And that sounds fucked up because it's like, well, he's just like everyone else.
He's just a little bit different.
Why can't he enjoy having a relationship as well?
Why are we putting this on this girl who may just generally like this kid?
Because he is brilliant in his own right.
But no one to admit it because I know you guys are awesome.
But I'd feel fucking weird.
I'd have some questions.
I would have some questions.
Okay, it's okay to have questions.
You should have questions about anybody or child dates.
But this is the same conversation we had about a little teeny home girl and her boyfriend.
That's weird.
Still think it's weird.
Okay, I understand that.
But as far as like, people, not everybody is evil.
And I think sometimes because we've experienced so many evil people and we have
evil traits ourselves, that we automatically expect the worst out of people. And just because we're
not able to handle a situation or we wouldn't be able to be attracted to this person, we think that
something's funny when other people do. Like I could understand if she, and of course,
this is from a show and it's hypothetical, if she came from like a family that she's maybe dealt
with autistic people before, then I could see it being more genuine. But yes, I would have that
evil thought in my head that this girl may be here not knowing about her.
autism and thinking maybe she can manipulate my son or like this is an experiment to her.
Like I would go in with those thoughts, which I think is fucked up.
But what does a teenage girl get out of dating the autistic boy in school?
I don't know.
That's why I haven't made it.
I didn't make it to season three.
She doesn't get anything out of that other than teased by the rest of her fucking classmates.
I just don't understand how autistic, like an autistic woman could have a child.
why not?
You scare me.
There's nothing wrong functionally with that.
No, because it's like you said,
like an autistic woman raised,
they're socially, like, they don't know,
they're so like, you know,
you're talking from the nurturing side of things.
Yeah, like, I just don't understand
how they would be able to,
like, because if you watch this show
Love on the Spectrum,
the parents of these autistic people,
their fear is one day that,
obviously the parents are going to die,
and then like this, like him being alone.
It's like,
how is he going to manage like how is he going to so now that person having a child i get weird
nobody wants to say it out loud but i get way it's like yo that's to me that just seems dangerous
that's just like yo this child may be in danger and not purposely put in danger but it's like
the parent is autistic well well hold on there's different levels of autism if they are
if they are verbally autistic and they're able to take care of themselves then that's fine as far as them
being awkward or like not comfortable in social situations, it might make for a weird childhood,
but the child is not in danger. If you're not a violent, like if you don't have a violent type
of autism where you're nonverbal, you don't know how to communicate with anything other than violence,
then that can be dangerous. But if you're just awkward, like, that's not. Yeah, you might get one
of those situations where, you know, Sean Penn and I Am Sam is screaming for pancakes in the diner
with his daughter.
Like, you might get some moments.
But atypical, I guess, speaks to the best scenario, which not all people have, a very supportive
family that no matter what, like, make sure that he can live a normal life.
Because, but they have to, it takes a toll on them to be able to do all of that.
So I think, I understand the fear of like, if the parents pass away, then what?
That's where the rest of the family.
That's where siblings are important.
That's where, yeah, you're going to have to have.
I'm saying, that person in particular, that type of autistic person, having a child and they can't even really take care of themselves.
Like, they have to have somebody take care of them.
That doesn't seem dangerous?
I guess it depends their level of autism.
And I haven't seen the child.
Well, that's what I'm saying.
I'm not saying, oh, because you do some people that have it.
It's like, oh, but you wouldn't even really know that this person's autistic.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, it's like you wouldn't really.
Some people think Kanye's autistic.
Kanye is very, he's 100%.
He is.
I mean, he has kids.
He's very loving.
He's very, you know, nurturing, takes care of his family.
So I'm not saying it's impossible, but it's certain levels of autism where I'm just like,
it might be dangerous for this person to have a kid.
Like, I can't see this person being able to take care of, people without autism can't really take care of children.
So imagine somebody that has.
No, I get it completely.
You know what I mean?
It's just like.
Well, I say, I mean, if you let Kim tell it, rightfully so, I think when Kanye has had a few episodes,
it has looked not like he, I don't ever think Kanye would harm his children.
But some of his outburst, whether it be on Twitter
or when he was running around L.A.
and, like, yelling at people and shit,
could scare a mother.
And that was, I think, his Asperger's autism
really kicking in.
I don't know if he's bipolar.
I'm not a fucking doctor, but,
yeah, we've seen Kanye have episodes
that could have affected his kids
in a very negative way.
And I think Kim has spoken,
honestly, the most respectful,
I think any mother could have
in a lot of those situations.
Like, I give it to Kim when he's had those.
So it's doable.
But I mean, who am I?
I haven't been in that situation.
I'm just happy to have the conversation when I know people won't because it's a scary one to have.
Because no matter what, you look insane.
Yeah.
If you ask those types of questions.
You look like a dickhead.
But I don't know.
Shane Gillis is going to be on SNL.
It'll be great.
I'm hype, man.
What a comeback.
You hype about that?
Did that kill cancel culture forever?
They canceled him.
They tried.
You back.
For those that don't know, Shane Gillis was hired.
onto S&L, and then they dug up his tweets.
And from years and years and years ago,
he made a few Asian jokes.
I actually don't know exactly what they are.
Ooh, I know it.
They were super offensive.
I'm not here to debate that.
Wasn't even a tweet.
It was on his podcast.
On his podcast, okay.
He's talking about Chinatown.
What do you say?
A lot of chinks running around Chinatown,
some shit like that, in passing,
in character of like a thing that he does on his podcast.
If you know, Shane, you would get it.
So?
They dug that up in the middle of Stop Asian hate.
As soon as he got announced,
threw him to the wolves.
Got him out of here.
Timing was not on his side there.
So years past,
Shane Gillis,
obviously now is one of the biggest stand-of-comedians,
period,
and is now hosting SNL,
the company that fired him and canceled him.
Does this officially...
Cancer culture.
Cancer culture is not real.
We'd say it all the time.
We say it all the time.
It's not real.
And I don't need that.
And I hate repeating it,
but this time can we officially say
that it's like not.
Well, the only person against that ever been successfully canceled is Cressette Michelle.
There.
Yo, they canceled her.
I still.
She's saying from President Trump and nobody fucked with her after that.
Yeah, that was crazy.
Insane.
The baby, too.
No, he back.
No, is he?
I just liked his PSA freestyle from Mississippi.
Yeah.
He back.
The baby's back.
Shane also got a partnership with Bud Light, which is funny because this is Bud Light's major rebrand
pivot since the Dylan Mulvaney scare.
So it's funny.
It's a good move.
It's a perfect move.
He's the perfect candidate.
If you're Shane Gillis,
do you walk out to do the monologue and start with the Asian joke that got you fired?
I would.
I feel like you have to.
I think he's going to be like on his Norm MacDonald shit when Norm MacDonald did the monologue
and pretty much gave the whole building of fuck you.
I hope Shane does that.
Well, I hope he pulls the move that Chappelle pull with the last one,
which is the only monologue SNL has ever taken down.
you know, because he was talking about them.
He did a completely different monologue
during dress rehearsals.
And then went out for the real live taping
and did, you know, whoever they are.
Yeah.
Did that one.
I would love if Shane did that.
Give him something different on the dress rehearsal
and then come out with the same Asian joke.
I like that.
And I hope he's not only hope,
I hope they let him,
I don't know how involved he wants to be with this,
but I hope he gets the opportunity
to write some sketches.
I'm so, as a.
fan of him.
It would be his, if you're not familiar,
Gileon Keyes is this is this sketch show that he created
with his great friend and writing partner that blew up on YouTube.
All their videos have over millions of views.
It's so funny.
I really want him to write sketches for this one.
It would be so, it would be awesome.
Can I play the other side of someone that agrees sometimes cancel culture should exist?
Not in this situation, but what does that say about SNL now?
Now that Asian, stop Asian hate is not trendy, it's okay.
to have him on?
Because, listen, man.
How does that make you look as,
I'm glad they had him on.
He deserves to be on.
I don't, I mean, especially at that time,
I know Asians are being attacked.
I'm not going to tell anyone how to feel
about a joke.
But to fire him,
you're not going to stand on your square.
Now that he has the biggest Netflix standup right now,
amongst the youth,
he is the biggest stand-up comedian.
Now you have him on
after you fired him
for making jokes on a joke platform.
But yeah, to close, I'm happy Shane Gillis and 21 Savage.
We'll be on SNL.
I hope Shane Gillis does some Trump impressions because he's one of the best Trump impersonators.
And since the other one shot somebody, we haven't had a good Trump impression in quite some time.
But to close the cancel culture thing, I'm not mad at people being offended by a certain joke or a statement and saying, yo, I can't fuck with that person.
I can respect that to some degree.
But just stand on your square.
don't all of a sudden now not be offended
and bring Shane Gillis back.
If you're going to be offended,
I can respect you if you stay offended forever.
So Lauren Michaels,
stand on your square or don't.
No.
Cancel somebody over a joke is stupid.
Agreed.
But if someone wants to go all that way
and stay that way, that's how they feel,
I can't say much.
Don't now when times have passed.
Yeah, but that's why it's a joke.
Stand on your square.
If it's a joke and jokes are usually made
out of some of the darkest situations.
You try to find some lights and some humor.
That's just what comedy is.
It's been that way forever.
So you're saying that,
be consistent with your outrage all the way through.
So you're saying that comedians love Asians all the way through.
Comedians should have free reign to be racist just because they're comedians?
Not racist.
No.
I'm not saying you have free reigns to be racist.
But if you want to make a racist joke,
if a comedian wants to make a joke at some racist shit that's happening,
and have fun with it.
It's a joke.
Laugh.
But you can be,
you can make a racist,
like I'm not even against racist jokes.
You can make a racist joke
without using a slur.
Right?
So you can,
there's plenty of people.
For example,
everybody knows the N-word is off limits.
Comedians have been doing funny bits
about stereotypic black people shit.
It may be distaste for whatever,
but they don't get canceled
because they don't use the N-word.
So you can,
I mean,
some of them do,
but plenty of them don't.
So you can make a joke about Asian people
without using it.
an Asian slur. I don't under.
Yeah, but I mean.
And it wasn't even funny. It wasn't even a good setup.
You just set a slur and you happen to be a comedian.
You can make an Asian joke without using the slur. You can't.
But if you do use a slur, like, you're canceled.
Like, come on.
So there's no line for comedians. There should be no line.
It's just, it's a different thing when you're talking about comedy and making a joke and
laughing. Like, it's just a certain things are allowed,
to the guys of, yo, this is comedy.
Like, if you go to a comedy show and you're offended,
guess what?
You probably shouldn't be at a comedy show.
Yeah, but it was an economy show.
He was just talking to somebody at a podcast.
So just because he happens to be a comedian.
He's a comedian.
He's going to push the line.
He's going to say some things that are offensive,
but you understand, like, yo, he's not a politician.
He's not a patient.
He's not a doctor.
He's not someone.
He's a fucking comedian.
Like, laugh.
Like, you get, okay, I get it.
He's a comedian.
Maybe insensitive.
Maybe.
Wasn't funny, but it's like he's canceled now.
Cancel some of these niggas that's accused of rape that's still out here performing and doing parties and shit.
No, agree.
But I think that, listen, like I said, I don't, I'm not really big on cancel culture, but I don't think that there's anything wrong with being held.
I think that there should be a line.
For example, we say plenty of shit.
This could be considered a comedy podcast.
We say plenty of shit out here, but you know what we do?
We bleep shit out when we know we've gone too far.
I never want to bleep.
I'm just going to put that out there.
No one's surprised.
But we bleep shit out when we know that we've gone too far.
That's all it takes a two second bleep.
Comedy style.
Just out of respect for the Democrat,
like out of respect for the people who are listening to you.
It wasn't like it was an incredibly set up joke.
That's the thing when it comes to like, oh, I'm a comedian.
It wasn't a set up joke.
There was no punchline.
You just said some ignorant shit.
It wasn't meant to be a joke.
But because you're a comedian, it's funny.
But also, I'm not defending the ignorant shit.
But also, if he would have said some like real malish,
hateful shit towards Asian people.
Agreed.
I'm not saying that that is a slur for Chinese people.
I'm not defending that.
But just saying that in passing is a mistake.
If he said some real hateful shit with it,
I could see it.
And also, Patrice O'Neill was the best one
when it came to defending all comedians.
Even if you don't find it funny,
and even if the joke stinks,
every comedian's intent was to be funny, not hateful.
It came from a place of an attempt to be funny.
You could say that it missed the mark,
and we could all say that's a shitty joke.
His attempt was only for that.
The only time it wasn't an attempt was when Kramer went on that rant.
That wasn't him trying to be funny.
That was him just being a racist.
Exactly.
And for that, you know the difference.
You know the difference.
He's on there.
Yeah, you know.
Honestly, most people in the world, most people in the world are bigots
and have their own form of racist.
Like, let's all just be honest here
about what the fuck is said at dinner tables.
I'm not talking about you liberal white people
who are just like, oh my God, this is, I can't believe.
And we all know that some people say shit
around their families that they would never say in person
or to other people or on a mic.
The difference is if you have a platform,
there are just certain things that you should and shouldn't say.
Keep whatever.
If you want to call people slurs behind their back, that's fine.
Whatever.
Like, I'm not saying that anybody's innocent of that.
What I'm saying is when you have a platform, you need to be responsible with your platform.
You can still be funny and racist without saying slurred.
Everybody.
Everybody has said the N-word before.
Everybody.
Disagree.
Especially, Rory.
Everybody.
I really don't think Rory has ever said it.
What?
Man, I'm not buying.
Not close to take Rory out of it because I don't want to make this person.
Every white person said the other.
Every white person that said the N-word before.
Like, even not, I'm not saying, like, said it like, and be like, those fucking niggers, like, not like that.
But you're not going to tell me a white person that loves their favorite hip hop artists.
If they're in their crib alone listening to rap and he has nigger in the bar,
they don't say the word.
You're at the crib talking about Siminoon?
Yeah, that's not happening.
You're not censoring yourself.
Yeah, like, cut it out.
I am insecure.
So me rapping by myself in my room always made me, always made me feel weird.
I would only rap out loud amongst my friends.
And like we had the conversation with little brother, that'll be in our patreon.com.
I was around black people that would have hit me.
I was scared straight from the beginning.
But we're not talking about people, do with the crib.
And I'm saying I'm an insecure person.
You think I'd feel comfortable wrapping in my room alone?
Yes.
I would feel so fucking weird.
You tried it.
Everyone's tried it.
Yeah, and I've failed halfway through.
I'm just, that shit.
But see, halfway through Illmatic.
Because the way I grew up, that wouldn't bother me.
I grew up with white kids.
I grew up with Asian kids.
I grew up with mad white kids that use the word.
That's what I'm saying.
That shit does not, that does not bother me.
Like, are you kidding me?
Like, I grew up with some of my best friends growing up
was white kids.
Like, I grew up in the Bronx.
Like, I was around all types of cultures,
all types of people.
Everybody used the word on.
And you was one of them that.
And I'm saying, mine never came
because I let them get around.
It wasn't like they was like,
yo, ma'all, you fucking nigger come down.
It wasn't like that.
But he was like, yo, what's up, my nigga?
Like, yo, what you just said?
You should probably check them.
Get the fuck.
You probably should have checked.
Mine never came because I think.
Yeah, I'm not going to.
white people say to me. They say it. I know they say everyone says it, but I don't let them say
to me. Me personally, I feel like even if you say it in a passing way, I feel like you know,
like society teaches you that you're not supposed to do that. So if you get it off with me,
you think I'm pussy. But it's a difference though. It's a difference. I'm on her side. It's a
difference. What's up my nigger and hey, you nigger? It's different.
Of course it's a different. But you don't have the stripes to be able to be able to say that,
bro. You don't have the stripes. My fear came out of not thinking Twitter would happen one day
or I'd know D-ray. I'm saying I was scared to say,
say the fucking word.
You think that only, you think that only black people
say naked?
No, because I don't think he realizes there's a difference there.
You can be scared.
I understand what you're saying, but you think that only black people could say naked?
And let's just go by society standards.
Yes.
Only black people should be able to say next.
So you think that no Dominican, Puerto Rican,
Albanian and Black, first of all, Dominican people can be black.
Albanian people can be Black.
Cuban people can be Black.
Black is a race.
No, I'm asking you.
I'm asking you.
Do you think they, are they allowed to use it?
Because some people don't feel like they are.
That's some people.
I'm asking you.
I don't feel like if I don't want to bring black into it, African American.
I feel like that's an African American.
Okay, do you feel like Dominican and Puerto Ricans are able to use that?
No.
That's crazy.
You told us somebody that grew up around a bunch of Dominican.
Okay, you can grow up around and what does that change?
What does it change?
Because the word was not offensive.
It's not about being offensive.
It's not about being offensive.
It's not about, I don't know about black people using it.
I would prefer if they did.
but because everything has a root, all.
Everything has a root.
Words just don't appear out of thin air.
Everything has a root.
Yeah, but so now you're saying black people shouldn't use the word?
No, I don't think anybody should use it.
I still, listen, I'm a hypocrite.
So black people should, I'm like, yo, that's my nigga.
What's up, my nigga?
I shouldn't say that.
I think because of the word that we should get rid of the word.
I've always thought that.
Do I use it?
Yes.
Then if that's the case, there's a bunch of words we need to get rid of.
Of course.
And we can work out of that.
But you're asking my opinion.
I would prefer no one use the fucking word.
I don't really use it.
Can I ask a question, not to make a point, really ask a question.
The white people that said it around me, that said it around black people within that group,
they said it.
No.
And I'm saying they said it, but when they went outside of that circle, they never fucking said it.
Of course.
So I'm asking.
Does that change things a bit?
But I'm saying the white people that were in the Bronx, when y'all went elsewhere, whether
to be to another neighborhood, another borough.
No.
They didn't use it.
But amongst us and on our block and our community and,
And I'll park.
Because they knew it was wrong.
That's why they didn't use it anywhere else because they knew it was wrong.
But I don't, but I don't use the word around certain people like.
I heard you use it a lot today.
No, because I know y'all.
That's different.
I'm talking about, but y'all, have y'all seen me in the airport be like, yo, this
nigga blocking up the, you've never seen it.
Yes, when I was trying to get through pre-check.
That's exactly what you said to me.
You did not.
You did.
It's on camera.
Never said that.
Never said that.
I don't use that word.
I'm just saying, but in the confines of my friends and my community.
With your friends is one, yeah.
Are you kidding me?
Like, if I didn't, my friends are little, you're so with him.
He acting like, you're in a while.
You're acting like an hop right now.
That's just how it is.
Amongst my friends and people I grew up with, that's how we talk.
That's how we greet each other.
That's how we took that word and put a different meaning and a different tone to it.
That's what we did in our culture.
This is what it is.
I understand the root and where it came from.
But we was like, okay, that's what they used to cause.
Now we're using it as a term of endearment and showing love.
that's just it is what it is like I'm not offended if a Dominican uses that word that I know
and I grew up with I'm not offended by that shit we grew up together
slept in each other's house left in this on the same couch like oh you yeah so there's a
million and 18 words in the dictionary to define friend to define brother to define homie why do you
you feel the need to use nigga they also have names why do they need to feel the need to use
that there's a million of other things that they could call you why do they feel the need to use
that word I was so thankful when they know
the root of that word.
But that's just a word we're using our culture.
It was here before me.
It's going to be here after I'm going.
I was an habitual sun user.
Duke.
Rory loves Duke.
Duke came later as a joke.
Fam, no,
fam is Rory shit.
Your lights on.
Oh, I thought you'd tell me to look at my phone.
It was blinding me.
And then I was like, oh, they sent us the Usher album.
That's what I thought you were pointing at.
Oh, who did?
She.
I'm not going to offend my political connects.
Usher at midnight, who's,
excited.
That's coming out
me tonight?
Yeah.
Oh shit.
They had a good little,
good little,
they had a good track list.
I'm really excited about it.
I love Usher music.
Usher has not come out
with very few projects
that I don't love
almost in entirety.
So I'm extremely excited.
So the Usher album is tonight.
Do we get Schoolboy
tonight or next Friday?
I think this Friday.
I think tonight.
Oh, today?
This is a good.
This is a good.
Good Friday of music.
No, March 1st, Schoolboy.
Oh, March 1st.
Oh, he's doing a real rollout.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Proper T.D. Rollout.
Doing a proper. Doing a proper rollout.
Proper lad.
I like both the records that Schoolboy put out.
I'm really excited for that album.
Usher, I'm not going in with a lot of expectations.
I don't know if that's hating, but...
I am. That's hate.
He got the Super Bowl next weekend.
I don't want to be disappointed.
I think the album was damn near done before they even asked them to do Super Bowl.
Super Bowl.
Oh shit.
Super Bowl's this weekend.
Yeah.
Usher out.
Yeah, he's doing it right.
I got a lot of expectations.
Got a lot of expectations.
I don't care if this album is thriller.
I don't want to hear any new records at the Super Bowl.
No, you better not touch any of these damn records on that set.
I feel like it would be stupid for him not to.
No, he doesn't.
No, wouldn't.
From his management, you just released the album.
You have the biggest platform in the world right now.
The fact that he's there, that's it.
He just, his name will be searched on iTunes.
He don't need to do no songs.
I agree.
He doesn't need to, but if I was his management, I would tell him to do a question.
He better not.
He better not.
You better go out there and do that shit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The white people are going to lose that fucking mind.
Oh, yeah?
Oh, wow.
You're coming out the gate with you.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's the, like, that's the first song.
They want to hear when they, like, put their suitcase in the room on the cruise.
As soon as they go up to the top deck, they want to hear, yeah, as soon as they get on their
They're playing it from their iPhone.
Yeah.
They want to hear that.
As soon as they put their luggage in their room on the cruise, they want to hear yet.
You guys like this track list?
This tracklist, this is why I'm not going in with any expectations.
20 songs.
20 songs.
Here's the thing.
I love all the features.
I don't know if I, it's going to sound like hate.
I want to hear an Usher and Summer.
I like 21 Savage.
I don't know if I need a 21 Savage verse on the Usher and Summer Walker song.
You didn't like that record.
That song came out already as big.
Oh, it's out.
I mean, you never heard good, good?
I don't think so.
It's a good song.
I don't know.
It's not the one summer samples, right?
It's a great song and it's been out for that long.
Oh, I take it back.
I'm sorry.
I have not heard it.
Yeah, no,
that song is dope.
That's a really good record.
Mall,
I listen to too many bubbles in the bathtub.
And it's doing pretty good.
It's doing pretty well on charts, too.
That's a,
no, this record is dope.
I miss the same.
I totally missed it.
I apologize.
I'm ignorant.
No,
everyone shame me in the comments.
No, no.
This record is this record.
Did we need 21 Savage on it?
He did his thing.
Okay.
I like 21 Savage a lot.
Yeah, he got off.
that's him dancing
no that's not 21 Savage Dan
yo
I can't tell it
it's not shadows
it's safe to assume
that's how he
that's how he ties his duress
this is the usher record
and you see a video
on somebody's dancing
it's safe to assume
when 21 Savage has a doo rag on
that's how he ties
21 Savage doesn't wear a du rag
he never wears a duress
he's not
and he's not dancing
but you don't see him in London
I only see him in Atlanta
I'm sure that usher record is great
I love Lotto
does is a lotto verse necessary
on that song
you didn't hear you
I know I'm predicting
where's Otto from
Atlanta oh okay
because the song's called A-Town girl
so I just want to make sure
that Lotto usually does great with a feature
To some Alabama
Baba said
These are Bob Baggick shoes
When were we doing that off the last episode
I cannot wait for that usher and dream song
I think this album's gonna be incredible
Cannot wait for usher and her
I think you got a song in there called Bob
that's gonna go up
out the gate, love Burner Boy.
Usher and Burner Boy is the intro?
Yeah, I don't know.
I'm not mad at it that I love with Burner.
I like it.
Out the gate.
I like it.
I want to hear Usher and Burner Boy.
Yeah.
The intro?
Yeah.
Not track seven.
June Cook on there too.
That's the star of that BTS group.
Oh, they're about to fuck.
That's about to go up.
That BTS records are great.
I feel like 14, 15, and 16 just because I know Usher album so well.
I love you.
Please, you, and luckiest me and going to be the best run on album.
Yeah.
I know it already because, like, I love Usher.
music so much. I know. That's what room in a room.
Room and a room. What's room in a room? Usher, what you're talking about?
What are you watching by that? Margella might be a sneaky
record. Like, what's a shitty name, but it might be a great.
Kissing Strangers is going to have a line or two on there. That's going to be a bop.
Kissing strangers, mono. That's going to be a bob.
I think, I thought that was mono. Mono.
No, that's going to be a monotone record.
Some cold, stone cold freak.
I know a stone cold. I should get in the shit off. The cold is spelled with a
Okay.
Just please.
Yeah, she's a Kappa.
Don't make...
True.
Just hope this isn't like
that one Usher record
where it was all future beats.
No.
That album was so fucking bad.
No, I know.
Are you talking about...
Oh, he got the dream...
No, that record is going to be...
I might go to that first.
Who produced?
If Tricky produced that,
who...
Was it Hard Love 2?
I saw D. Mile out of like three or four
that he posted that he produced.
So that makes me feel great.
we need a new dream album too
listen
we need a new dream album
yo classics I know it's not in the threshold
we were talking like 2020 not but I was listening to
P&D one just P&D
there's no mistakes on that
it is so good or P&D two
they're both they're both flawless
I'm chilling no no no I'll turn on the crib
I just do ND2 is the one though
it's my favorite it's they're so
P&D two is the one
that's that one she gets her way on
P&D 2.
Okay.
P&D 2 is better, but the original, I mean, he set it off.
Great.
Somebody had the idea on Twitter.
I love Twitter and their ideas.
Somebody had the idea on Twitter that I want Usher performs, bad girl.
You know how he used to have Beyonce come out, like a couple of times.
He should have Victoria Monet come out.
And I was like, dog.
I mean, I might actually.
She can dance.
I would die.
I would literally fall into the floor and die.
She would be great for it.
I don't know for Super Bowl, though.
I think I'd like the tour on.
certain dates. I just don't know if the whole world knows.
But it's not about, it's, but she was never, a dancer.
Yeah, it was never just about, it was never about her being a performer. It's about her being
the dancer. But it was also because it was Beyonce dancing. Yeah, it was like, that was
thing, no? Yeah. I don't think he thought it was just a dancer. No. It was like that,
you know, that girl. Well, sometimes it would be a dancer and then, like, maybe once or twice,
it was Beyonce. I actually think he might bring people out. I don't think he's going to
rea this one. Mm-mm. I think we'll get some.
This is going to be an Atlanta party for sure.
Germain DePrie's coming out.
I hope little John pops out.
Yeah.
I think he's definitely bringing little John up for sure.
Dwight's love Little John.
If Little John and Little Chris come out for a year.
Yo, there's been one actual time I was really mad at Mall for not inviting me somewhere.
We were in Vegas for like a night.
And Mall went to the Little John residency.
Oh, he's fucked up for that.
And granted, in his defense, I would.
asleep, like before they even went over there.
But I was so fucking mad that next morning that I did not go to that Little John residency.
Yeah, I had to see that.
He killed that shit.
I'm like, yo, this is Little John turning up this entire party DJ.
Like, that shit was crazy.
Speaking of Little John, did you guys see this?
He's releasing a guided meditation album.
Great.
I'm in.
Yeah, I'm here.
I'm in for it.
That's how Marshall wake up in the morning.
People get him, like, he's a real producer and musician.
Yeah.
He's a goat.
I'm sure it's going to be.
Oh yeah, the tweets were fucking hilarious.
They were like...
Breathe in, bend over to the floor.
Yeah, shit like that.
Breathe out, touch your toes.
You need that.
Ah, skeet, skeet, skeet.
Yeah.
Now skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet, skeet.
I mean, that is the ultimate meditation.
What's that, like, erotic massage calls?
Erotic massage.
No, but no, it's a real...
It starts with a T.
Tantra.
Tantra.
I would definitely need the little John Tantra
Ah, skeet, skis, skeet, uh, project.
Have you ever had Tandrax?
One time, yeah.
What do they stretch you and oil you?
What do you do?
They stretch you and oil you?
Look at him.
I'm curious.
They could make you nut without, like, touching your dick of how good they are.
They stared at it hard.
It's not like, Grant, I've never done the rub and tug thing, but I just don't think it's like this.
This is a real professional, like, that knows sexual pressure points.
Yeah, it's kind of wild.
Oh, it's a pressure point.
Yeah, I think people should do it.
Like, massage me until I come?
more or less yeah but without touching your dick
I mean they
they do touch you that but
oh they do touch your dick
but like you it's a different type of orgasm
it's not like someone just beating your meat
and you're nut it's more of a mind
yeah it's a very connected thing
and it's supposed to heal
sexual trauma as well like it's a it's a thing
that people use for real
and you can have tantric sex with your partner too
can you go somewhere to do it
like it sounds like you need a professional
not just like a bitch with oily hands
I would highly suggest going to a professional
and not just a girl with baby oil.
But you can look at beat you off.
It's more, it's not like...
I mean, I'm thinking it sounds like a process.
It seems like it's like a hour and a half thing.
Dang.
Yeah, don't rub me for an hour and a half
and make me come and then expect me to just get up and leave.
No, we go together now.
An hour and a half is someone playing with you.
I'll be outside when you get off lady.
you can get in the car.
So I know you're half joking,
but at the end of it,
I was a little like,
I know this was a service.
Yeah, like,
I'm never going to see you again.
But like,
but like,
that you were in my soul.
Yeah,
like,
you do that in New York?
Yeah.
Do you have the name?
Can you share it?
I want to go.
This was 20.
I just feel like getting that in New York
and walking outside
to like noisy taxis,
blowing horns.
It's just like,
it's like,
what was the point of it?
That's how I feel about massages in New York.
I hate getting massages.
Yeah, it's like now I'm back outside
and I got to get on the train.
And I'm oily and now.
Oh, no, no, no.
It was, like, I took a shower after.
With her?
You had to get all the shit off, yeah.
The nut?
No, more so, like, all the oil and shit.
They oil your whole, it's not just your dick.
But it's not like baby oil.
It's like real aromas.
Yeah.
It's what I'm flat.
It's supposed to heal sexual trauma.
That's why I did it.
And I know, you guys can make your jokes.
Did it work?
Ha-ha, not funny anymore.
Did it work?
I think so.
I think it helped, yeah.
How many times you got to do it?
No, I didn't cry.
You only did it.
To be quite honest, I was 40 as fuck.
Don't laugh. Don't laugh.
I'm not laughing at Rory.
I'm laughing.
No, it's not like they talk about sexual trauma.
It's something that if you go through the like list of things that can help you outside of like therapy, from a physical touch standpoint, this is a method.
I'm not saying.
No, I know what it did anything.
I'm saying crying after you come is crazy.
Were you blindfolded?
No.
Because in my, this is.
In your fantasy, you're blindfolded.
This is a bad.
Sorry, Rory.
I'm going to make this joke, though.
In my mind, it's immersion therapy.
where they blindfold Rory,
they have the woman come in
and she starts a massage.
And then when he,
as soon as he comes and by the time
he takes off the blind holes and sees,
it's Father O'Malley.
Yeah.
Some shit is just not.
See,
you need to be cancer,
but that shit you just say.
It's immersion therapy.
Now the association is like,
that was tantric.
It was beautiful,
but it's the guy that it was Father O'Neil.
They called a priest.
Yeah, yeah.
Not just any priest.
The priest.
The priest of all priests.
though I did like I went into it with good intentions of why I researched it
but then I did feel a little shallow because it was like
she's also kind of bad
what intentions am I really doing here?
Yeah she no oh she was fire
she wasn't like fire fire but she was she was very cute
Are they expensive? I think it was $500?
Yeah damn it's an expensive nut I'm cool
It's not about like it's not I'm telling you it's not really about that
Like yeah it's about healing his body in how
he handles being touched.
Like if you didn't come, would you want your money back?
Um, I would.
I don't know.
Because I didn't know.
It was the first time my life that I nutted and like, you know, you can feel when you're
about to nut it.
Mm-hmm.
I hope so.
I just like nutted.
It was weird.
Oh, you didn't.
Like at the, like, it was, she knew what she was doing at the end of the massage.
I nutted.
And, like, didn't realize it.
What pressure point is she hit?
I need to ask.
I'm telling you, you're kind of lost in the whole thing.
I don't even remember what position.
Damn.
We were like holding each other.
He milked you.
Really?
Y'all were like holding each other?
Ted, look what the tantric massages are.
That's so beautiful.
Laugh away.
I'm following.
Did you get it?
If I wasn't in a relationship, I'd go get another one.
Julia said, yo, she milked you?
Milked that trauma out.
Did she get it?
Like, did you get some on her?
I don't know.
I'm telling you.
They were holding each other.
She's a massage therapist.
I'd like to know if the massage therapist got nothing to her eye.
My bad.
Yes, tantric.
They're like, you guys are face-to-face, right?
for a lot of it faced
but you're also on your back
there's also like regular massage part of it
it's a whole hour and a half experience
I don't really know
where she made you too? Yeah
that's fire wait okay can we do this
Patreon? That wasn't no fucking
horny not release not release
I mean if there's a hot woman oiled up
I'm probably you had you were hard while she was
jerking you off I don't know
if she like really jerked me off ever
I'm telling you you're in a different mode
okay I know you can make
your jokes about it because it's funny. I'm really just trying to answer
y'all. Honestly. My fantasy of this, my
what I'm picturing is far different than probably
how it went. In my mind, you're just always
There's another, there's another version of this that you can like
do with your partner that is extremely sexual.
I'm telling you the massage that we
had, even though I know it's going to sound nuts, even though I came and we were
both naked, there was nothing sexual
about it. I know that sounds
insane. I get what you're saying. There was nothing
sexual about it. Does she stretch? So this is like, this is like
when the dudes be on IG massaging the girls
and they're like, yo, that's sexual. That's sexual. That's
Oh, like we're in Jamaica and they're like,
do this to the ass a hundred times?
That didn't feel sexual when I got that done.
The mud?
Oh, you did that?
The mud.
Yeah, I got the mud done in Jamaica.
That didn't feel sexual.
He was actually very respectful.
That one girl ruined that mud shit for all women on Instagram.
When she was fucking in a paper,
when she fucked him with a plastic bag.
Yeah.
Now every time we see a girl get a mud massage,
we're like, oh, she's about to get fucked with a plastic bag.
No, I don't think that.
Just don't use a condom.
That one girl is just a nasty.
At that point, don't use a condom.
You're going to put up a condom.
Use the mud.
Thank you for shopping bag on your dick.
That was so.
And who has that on a raft?
How do you not have a condom but have that on a raft in Jamaica?
No, I think that's what the limestone was in.
It's limestone, right, that they used?
Did it feel good?
That mud massage?
It did feel good.
It did.
He, I didn't want to say he worked me out, but he did a very good job.
It was dark, though, so we got there so late, the mosquitoes started biting me.
And the places where the mud wasn't, but yeah.
It was a good massage.
I didn't mind getting my ass rubbed with some mud.
My skin felt great after.
That's what's up.
I never got a happy ending.
I've always wanted to try it.
I think I'm too silly for that.
That's kind of why I just want to laugh.
I would like laugh.
That's just like some.
You got a happy end.
Tandra is a happy ending.
But fair.
What I'm saying, like going to just some rubbing tug spa
and you just get a massage and they're like,
turn over.
Like I would laugh.
Yeah.
What else?
Like, just jerk me off.
Yeah, you don't have to cover it up with the massage.
Like, you can just get straight to it.
I'll jerk myself off.
I don't need to, I'll go to a real masseuse.
But I encourage people to try the tantric shit,
even if they do want to do in a sexual way with their partner or whatever.
It was a cool experience.
Yeah, I want to do it with my partner.
I didn't get a partner, but I want to do it with my partner.
I've always wanted to, I think so.
You can do it.
I think there's, like, classes and shit that you can do, like, with clothes on and then
take it back to your spot.
Like a teacher will show y'all.
Okay. I'm gonna try it.
Ma, would you do that?
Tantric massage?
No.
Would you do it with your partner?
I'm a horny. We're gonna just start fucking.
It's about having a connection deeper than using sex to find a deeper connection.
Call that a deep tissue massage.
Well, how about y'all fuck and then like before round two try that to get around to?
Nah, because after I know, I don't want to do a lot stretching and shit.
I think y'all are afraid of the vulnerability aspect of it.
I want to do it.
I just,
you can massage me.
We can massage each other,
but we're gonna fuck too.
Yes,
you're gonna fuck.
Actually,
in tantric sex,
like when you're having it
with your partner,
there is fucking involved,
but it's intentional.
It's not just
fuck, fuck,
fuck to nut.
It's like an intentional.
There's a lot of breath work.
Mall has only nutted.
He's never orgasmed.
He's never just felt like love
when it happened.
That was gay.
How do you know I never orgasm?
Because you've never had a girlfriend.
That's not true.
What are you're talking about?
You've just nutted on ass cheeks
and stomachs.
A mouse.
Oh,
speaking of,
I'm not going to say this.
Thank you.
No,
I'll say it.
A girl told me my nut tasted good,
and I thought of you guys.
Yo, we got,
we got voicemails?
Oh,
yeah.
Just getting just some voicemails.
If we were talking about diet,
no,
those are voices.
You were vegan.
You've got male.
You offended Loyon.
Even Loyon is over there.
El Loyon is disgusting.
El Loyon.
Well, this voicemail's not going to help because we started with Drake and then we ended on this conversation.
So I figured let's keep the sexual energy up.
Yo, what up gang?
Rory, Maugh, the merits big, yo, Julian.
Hope this message finds y'all on good health and I keep prospering.
I'm trying to make y'all laugh, man.
My name is Joey Cucamonga.
I'm Queens Native.
Entertainer.
Just stand-up music.
I'm trying to work on my shit, too, with the potting.
But that's a different story.
I got a quick question for y'all.
Do you think that the amount of times that you have watched someone else fuck,
meaning that it was porn on Twitter,
a website,
you know,
you seeing it in a movie that you wanted to put on,
but you actually suck,
pause,
but you actually seeked,
how do you say it in past sense?
You were actively,
your intent was to look for the porn.
Do you think that that outweighs the amount of times
that you actually had sex in reality?
It's the obvious question.
Be real, though.
Like, that it crushed your screen,
whether it was to masturbate
or you was just looking into it for the art.
You know what I'm saying?
Do you think the amount of times
the new bill films watched sex
outweighs the amount of times
you actually done in reality?
Yes.
You'll follow me on.
No, I'm not going to happen.
Yeah.
Sought out.
Like got on my computer to watch porn with the intention.
Or just like in passing.
Yeah.
In passing, I think it's unfair.
No, he says sought out.
Yeah.
That was the, in passing, I think everyone on earth, we just see porn the moment you open a screen.
But yeah.
Sought out, not, I don't know if I've watched more porn than I've fucked.
Yeah, I don't know if I have.
What?
If you're a measure of hours.
Man.
I don't watch porn for hours.
Well, it's more like 30 seconds.
I'm talking about measuring hours over time over all of your 50s.
Yeah, no.
No, I think I've, I think I've had more sex than I've watched porn for sure.
Yeah, I think so.
Maybe it's because I'm a girl, but more porn for me.
If we were to, because I watch porn obviously more than I've had sex, but if you were
to total the time, drinking off only takes like 30 seconds, fucking is hours.
Click pumper over there.
So I know how I know what I like.
But like incrementally, if you were to add the time.
hours?
You fuck for a while.
I wasn't familiar with your game.
I'm sorry.
You're not fucking for hours.
If you fuck her for 10 minutes, go to sleep four hours, wake up and then fuck her for another
10 minutes.
You didn't fuck for hours.
Why are you?
Damn.
All right.
Visceral over here.
I have fucked for hours or an hour or so.
Clocked it.
Whatever.
I don't know who he was.
Made of might have like, you know, sometimes you just hit the right stride.
But I'm saying if you take that time, like if I fuck, say, for a half hour,
DeMaris, I would have to jerk off like.
like 40, 50 times to fill that.
You know what I mean?
That's a lot of jerking off.
Because I jerk off, it takes like a minute, a minute and a half.
If a train left Seattle and then a train left.
At 60 miles per hour.
And the train leaves.
It's all for a house.
What time?
What time do they arrive in California?
I guess I kind of see what you're saying.
Because I have sex longer than I would watch porn and jerk off.
Because say jerking off on average is a minute.
Just say.
That's in, say you fuck on average 10 minutes.
So you'd have to jerk off 10 times to equal one fuck.
That's a 10 to one ratio.
But I thought he said, just watch.
Not like.
But in time, totality time wise, like watching.
I'm not watching.
I'm not watching the rest of the point.
I don't care if they fall in love.
Yeah.
I don't need to see kids around the forehead.
I'm typically invested in the story, but, you know.
That's some cycle killers.
So you guys usually watch porn for like a minute?
it?
It depends on how many
big movies.
I probably spend more time
looking for the video.
Same.
Watching the video.
Same.
So I don't know if that counts
in what his rules are
in this whole thing.
But yeah,
if you add in the time
to looking for one,
I'm just indecisive.
I'm still on the side
that I fuck more than I watch porn.
Yeah, I think I've had more sex
than I've watched.
That's also a sick thought to have.
Yeah, I'm about to say,
how did he come up with that question?
Like, that's,
when his last name is Kukamonga.
Cooka Mugger Crackers.
Oh, that's natural.
Next Friday.
I get it.
Yeah.
Michael Rappaport said that.
He did.
He was the, uh, he was the mailman.
Yeah, he was the mailman.
You just caught that?
Yeah, I did.
Wow.
Is he canceled?
No, he's, he's going to be president.
He's the opposite of cancel.
He made a choice.
He is going to be the next Brad Pitt.
He is, he'll be an A-lister by 2025.
Yeah, for sure.
Without question.
Michael Rappaport?
Yes.
After saying what he said?
He went to Israel to do IG Live.
He's going to own a studio.
He's like the Sean King of Israel.
Oh my God, that is him.
Like rap.
Legend is on right.
What are you one of those entertainer guys, huh?
What do you play sports?
What do you play for?
I play for the cook for a cracker killers.
You won't take it.
Hey, don't want any trouble with you.
I have to send your posse out here to do
187 in my ass.
A 187 in my ass.
I never noticed
that was him.
I love giving the mic rap report shit
as of late, but he does have an incredible
catalog of just the most
random.
He's hilarious.
Yeah, he doesn't be good.
Just filmography.
That's funny.
Yeah, I was sad when
we ran into him
when we were first starting at
WTF.
Oh, you laughed in his face?
No, that was a...
Oh.
That was the Fire Festival.
I introduced myself to Michael Rap Report as a fan.
Yeah.
I humbled myself to say how to Michael Rapporte.
Yeah, we exchanged numbers and he was going to come on the pod, but, you know, he chose a side with, with management.
So, yeah.
He couldn't come on our pot anymore.
Yeah.
But he was, he was going to be our first guest.
Does he know your 3%?
At that time, no.
But his manager is 100%.
So that outweighed.
everything.
Yeah.
But you know.
Got you by a nose.
I mean, things work out
for what they are
because I think we're just
on different sides
of how we see the world
right now.
But yeah.
Respect to everything
Michael Rapport has done
in his actual career.
Do we have one more voice in a little?
Let's do the next
on Patreon.
We're over two hours.
Yeah.
Come out to game with that.
Weird fucking question,
but thank you.
It was an interesting one.
And if you're in D.C.
March 23rd,
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