New Rory & MAL - Episode 248 | Podcast Multiverse Of Madness

Episode Date: March 5, 2024

We begin the podcast talking about another podcast. Kelsey guest appeared on a show offering no new information on the Megan Thee Stallion fallout (2:30). This leads us to our own personal beef. Turns out Julian has to square up with an NBA player (12:45). This scenario leads to an interesting “podcast multiverse” where we see how we’d react if our peers were intimate with our significant other (21:15). As usual, the room is split on how to handle these hypotheticals. Demaris shares that men can’t even get drunk anymore (add it to the list) (45:55) Then we expand our multiverse and bring in Vin Diesel & The Rock (48:38). We briefly talk about The Rock & Mark Whalberg running for President and the recent Supreme Court overturn (55:56). Meanwhile, outside of the country Usher dipped to Bali seemingly to clear his head / avoid the smoke (1:03:30). We give Schoolboy Q’s album and review and discuss a couple other artists we’re looking forward to hearing from (1:07:00). This leads to a larger conversation about the pressure Cardi B is under (1:11:16). It’s time for voicemails . This triggers Rory into hating on Jason Kelce’s love for his wife (1:25:40) and a childhood story of young Rory getting banned from a restaurant (1:39:39). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this as well as, owning a pet, work love languages, cheating habits, + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Really, Rory. There we go. What? Meek just put out music. Kai is a prominent streamer. You don't see the connection there? Do they have anything else in common? Kai and Meeke.

Yeah. No. Well, not that I know of it. You sound like you got some news. I don't have any news. Oh. You know people allude to shit and it's like, okay, tell me what's going on? I feel bad for Meeke.

Because Kai is being fake exposed as being gay and no one's up in arms the same way Meeke was. Well. Is it because Puff's not in the video with Kyle? I was going to say, one's someone being sassy on Snapchat while other one allegedly got fucked by a hip, a music mogul. Well, then I would say Meek is probably ahead of the game than Kai. I mean, if we're going to compare the two and their gayness, Meek has reached the top. But again, I don't even know if that was really news.

We were watching before we started recording the Kelsey interview that I thought was about to be like date line. I saw the trail for that shit. Man, they had the first 48 music behind on the sound bed of that shit. So this is about to be crazy. I thought this was going to be the OJ if I did. did it interview that got canned by Fox News. Yeah. I really thought I was at the edge of my seat waiting for this.

I still didn't see it. I saw some clips of it and, uh, y'all said y'all watched it. The clips you saw is all you need to see. This was the biggest waste of fucking time I've ever watched. Okay. So Megan Nostalian's ex-friend Kelsey Nicole did her first interview with, do we know the name of the podcast? I do not.

No. Okay. Well, shout out to the podcast that she did this with. Um, you said, fuck them. I'm not taking that stance but I will say I had to scroll through an hours worth of Kelsey's background story to even get to maybe

the night in question like sort of got to the intro is crazy okay I have the pleasure of sitting with like what? Yeah they said we have for the pleasure to the what did they say what type of guest it was the caliber the caliber of guests all we know is she fucked Tori I know nothing about

caliber of guest you I'm not saying I'm a prize that's all most women got to do these days just fuck somebody with some status But don't say a caliber of guests and you're honored to have her on the show. Well, I mean, it could be a caliber. Again, I don't know the platform and the guests that they usually have. This could be their biggest guest. This probably is their most watched episode, right?

We could have, is that safe to assume? This is a big guest. I'm not saying it's not a big guest. And I'm not saying I would say no to this interview at all. But I wouldn't intro it as I am honored to have a caliber of guests like you on our pod today. Oh, you wouldn't. but, you know, some people would. I also did not need an hour and a half of her backstory.

Well, I didn't watch it. So tell me what y'all got from it. Did she give us anything that we didn't know? No, she still has no idea why her and Megan aren't friends. She doesn't know why her and Megan are friends. Why they're not friends anymore. Okay. Megan fucking Tori wasn't the reason they had a fallout, but she still doesn't know the fallout.

So you can try to make that math math. And they haven't spoken since. So wait. All right. So we can throw that theory out the window that she found out. that night. She did find out. No, she said that she said she found out that night.

Oh, she did? That's when she found out. She said she wished she would did that they could have clowned him together instead of what it became. Yeah. She's like, sis, why didn't you come to me so we could laugh in his face? Like, yo, we both fucking you. Ha ha.

Ha ha. Our pussies. Pussy power. Yeah. Like we on to the next one. That might have changed everything. He was going to. He'd shoot both of them.

Yeah. He would have a two for We were like, oh, both of y'all getting popped tonight Y'all think this shit is a game That's fucked up Don't make me laugh at that shit You gotta delete that soundbite

You're the only one with that sound bite In the universe No one has that sound bite Literally nobody else How does he even get that? It makes me laugh so much I legitimately screen recorded off YouTube And edit it myself

It sounds like it. All right, so she said She doesn't know why her and Mae are not friends anymore. She wished that they could have clown about both of them fucking sleeping with Tori together.

Yeah. Which Meg just would have came to her and been like, you know, I'm also fucking. Okay. So what did we get as far as the night of events? Well, Kelsey made it very clear,

which this was a new information to me that I wasn't aware of. Apparently in Hollywood, Beverly Hills, Los Angeles in general. There are cameras everywhere. Yeah. So she's suggesting that

there should be a video somewhere and that that could relieve her from any of these accusations that she has of her shooting Megan instead of Torrey. She does believe that Los Angeles has cameras. Well, that's a safe assumption. I wasn't aware of it. She brought it to my attention.

So she did say that she wished that the video would come out so that her name can be cleared. That's saying a lot. Yeah. But she's been said that she didn't. Of course. And she said that night was her last time of her seeing Meg. She doesn't see her since that night.

But still doesn't know why they're not friends anymore. Because it wasn't because of Tories. Well, maybe she didn't take the stand. She didn't take a one puff of her hookah the entire two hours either. It's held the hookah hose in her hand. Some body experts would say that's a sign of withholding and, yeah, trying to hold on to something. Well, the way they did the first 48 trailer and she had the hookah hose, One, I thought it was hilarious that she was doing this serious interview with a hookah.

Yeah. But I thought we'd get like some crazy moments where she'd be like, she'd inhale and be like, Tori shot that bitch and like mad smoke would come up. Yeah. We got, we got the night of events. Yeah. Like we would see it right. Yeah.

She'd blow the smoke and we would see the reenactment. This is the security footage just comes to life. That would have been great in pre-production. Yeah. They do a deep page. Post-production for that team to do that, that would have been fire. But she didn't even tell a story. So there would be no option for that at all.

This was just, this was pointless. It sucked. Why she did an interview is beyond me. If she wants to tell her life story, cool. But I, that's not. Attention. Attention is why she did. No, but she said she's not looking for attention. Okay.

At the end of the day, everybody should have known she couldn't say certain things. You're going to perjure yourself. You can't. You understand and say you don't know who shot Megan. It wasn't me, but I don't know who shot her. So she can't say anything else in an interview. Yeah, and then to say you wish the video would come out so people, so your name could be clear.

I mean, that's saying a lot. So she's clearly taking, like, I didn't do that shit. She's been said she didn't do it, though. Right. So, here she is again saying it, doubling, tripling down on it. But, yeah, I'm just tired of this whole story, honestly. Yeah. Like, I mean, it's had his day in court.

I believe that Tory is still pushing for an appeal. hasn't been successful. Hasn't been successful as of yet. I don't know if it will be successful. But yeah, I'm just, I'm done with this story, though. Like, I'm just kind of, it's been what, four years? Something like that, you? Yeah.

2020. Yeah, I'm just, I'm off it. That's why Meg to have some fucking peace. Oh, Meg got peace. She got Nike endorsements. She got a piece of Nike. She got a piece of Nike? That's what they gave to Megan.

I don't know if I didn't get rid of it. Definitely didn't give her a piece of Nike, but she seems to be doing it. She looked good. You know what I mean? And got in the gym, some people say it's probably that O-ZMPIC shit. I don't believe. I believe she really worked out. Oh, also, Kelsey was rapping along to the Nicki diss.

That was big headlines. Look at what the, yo, man. Did you save that sound bite to your phone? I did not know. Your computer. It's a lot of weird, weird shit. Corny weird. Yeah, like, it's like, what the...

Yo, knowing the lyrics to that song is hilarious to me. like to rap along to it. Even if it is about you, I still, like, do you think she was riding in her car to that record? Enough times to know the lyrics? Well, if you heard,

if Nikki was to put your name in a song, you would have remembered that bar. Brooms stick freestyle? I don't watch the clip of her talking about shoving a broomstick in my ass. It's not a song. It's not a song. It's not a freestyle.

You put a beat over it. That was off the time. She definitely spit that off the head. That was Acapable. I don't think she wrote that. I think she came in and just looked at you. She had that one in the tuck. Yeah, like, you look like,

you get brooms in your ass. I don't know why she chose that, but whatever. But if Nikki was to put your name in an actual song, you would remember that bar. I guess, yeah, you're probably right. Of course you would. But if somebody played it, I wouldn't wrap along to it. Yeah, you would.

Yes, you would. No, you do that, you'd be like, Minaj. Yes, you would. You'd play, like, the, nah, I'm not even. Yes, you would. Well, first of all, who would play it? So if Nikki Minaj had a record about shoving a broomstick in my ass, you'd think if somebody played it, like, when I walked into the club,

I would start rapping along. Yeah, you would actually tell them to bring the bottles out and play that part of the song when the bottles can. And keep bringing it back. And I would boof the bottle just to like show how committal. Yeah, just like, yo, yo, your barback. Where's the broom? Wait till I see what I'll do with this hookah lamp.

Ew. I'll make everything in here disappear. With one sit. I'll make everything in this fucking room disappear. Don't play with it. With one sit is fucking sick. What do you think she would, she would, uh, pair that broom shit with.

You think she tried to do like that one flow she does where she'll say something and then put one word at the end of it? Like would she try to add sweep in there? Brooms stick rhymes with dick, so you could probably get, there would definitely be like a flip on a gay pun. Did we start the jar?

D word jar yet? Oh, we should. No, yeah, we do. Julian's in a ring. How is that? No, because think about, what else rhymes with stick? A lot. Rick? Pause. Kick. Fair. All right. Brick is a pause.

Bricked up. I see I wasn't even thinking of, put another one in the jargon. Yeah, you're down to. Yeah, you're down to. Down to. Yeah, he's down to. I think she would try to add some like sports line in there

and add sweep at the end of it. I don't know about that. But streaking the sweep. Yo, so Julian, what is this? How's this a sweep? What is this? What is this beat? You told me you got,

something happened over the weekend. I know you was outside doing whatever he was doing. So I came in today and you told me, like, yo, I got beef. I'm like, okay, that's always funny when somebody says they have beef. What is this beef thing? What happened? So, Roy DeMaris and I last night were in the Twitter spaces, the community, which is fun.

We should people, if you're listening, join that. It's actually a good time. It's a good time. We had a really good time that you have on Twitter spaces. We just talk about stuff. It was fun to talk with listeners. Yeah, it was like pod music focus at first. And then it was like a hard switch to like, what do they call it?

The freaky questions or some shit like that. Yeah, off the rails. That's your time. That's when I started speaking. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, and he was muted for three hours. I was. Then when I was asked what position I conceived my child in, Julian was like,

hey, let me tell you about this story. I unmuted. He said, someone asked Roy, what position did you conceive Amara in? And it was like a sliver of silence. And I unmuted and said he was on all fours. Oh, my God. That's funny. No, it's not.

All right. So tell me about this beef thing. So I found out the girl that I've been seeing. I should really stop doing this to myself. The girl I've been seeing for a bit, the one that Rory met, we went to a show together over the weekend. She was getting pursued by an MBA, one of the greats, like consistently for a while,

multiple occasions with like very specific stories. She had proof and all this shit. One of the greatest hilarious. And I'm not going to, we're not going to share on the show who it is, but it's him. Okay. It was Bill Walton. Yeah.

So they met a court side of the game. They were in town playing the Nets and, you know, got the slip from the guy, like one of the team managers, like, hey, one of the players from this team wants to talk to you, didn't specify who. And then they had her like fill out all this shit. She gave it. And then she got a call later that night and said,

hey, it's revealed the player. And they're getting a table at Little Sister. If you know New York, you know Little Sister. And of course, when he goes out, everyone goes out. So it was the whole team. was there and he's like you know comes up to her sits like on the booth and just like the small talk schmoozing and then at the end of the night it was like hey you want to come up she said no I said you don't have a lie to me she went up I said you don't have the lie and I was like

that's blank and then she goes yeah but he's not my type and I was like but it's blank like come come on yeah I would go up do you believe her I actually that all forced joke was actually about you I believe her because she was very matter-offish. She's like, no, like, he's cool. He's just literally not my type. And I was like, okay, interesting. Glad I am.

So then they saw each other again, All-Star weekend last year. Same deal. Tried to get the whole routine, do it again. She said, no. What was All-Star weekend last year? Vegas. So she's at All-Star Week.

Thank you. So her friend works in the league. Okay. Yeah. So that's how we- And it gets even more close. So then I find out. What does her friend do in the league?

I don't I don't know I didn't ask she's an influencer she's just she's influenced she's she's influenced people watching she's strong independent ones she's an official yeah she's a lady ref yeah she's a female ref

he'll be in friends with a lady ref is crazy why do y'all call them lady refs female refs she's a female referee okay but why why she needs to be a referee because there's only like five female referees in the league basically a waitress here's the ball

oh would you like a time out okay i got you um so i found out uh on the third time they met that uh he the player does business with one of her very good friends he's an investor in uh alcohol or some brandy owns okay so then when he when that relationship was established that he respects the person that she's close with it was never about like i'm trying to beat it was all about, yo, how's your family? Like, tell me about your upbringing.

And then he would tell her about his family. It was like very much like we're friends now. I see you as a human rather than a whole. And I thought that was interesting. So now apparently everything's shit is sweet. We're all in a good place. But I wanted to ask, should I have beef with this person? No.

That ain't even yo bitch. Yeah, you can't have beef. Now I can't look at this the same now. But now I'm looking at you like that's what you think beef is. He don't even know about you. How is that beef? He might. He doesn't.

He doesn't know about you. You want him. You want him. Janet does. Well, Jay Cole knows. And Janet. I don't know about Janet knowing about you, but Jay Cole knows about it. You think he saw that thug clip and thought, oh, he's probably talking to the girl I wanted to fuck?

Well, yeah, because mutual follow. He follows you? No, like, she would be the mutual follow. It would be, like, followed by and then say her name. So you're thinking that this gentleman is stalking your Instagram based off a YouTube short he saw. Maybe. He was like, ooh, definitely got to find this guy's Graham. No, I'll go promise you.

He has no idea who you are. Now, you're saying you believe her that she didn't go upstairs to his room. I don't know if I believe her. I'm giving her the benefit of the doubt. That's cute for now. Because you guys are in that early phase where, you know, doesn't matter. All right, so let me ask you something. You believe her now.

So y'all get serious, start dating three years down the line. You one night, she falls asleep. Phone in hand, phone open. Text messages going off. You open. You look at her. phone. It's a text from him. And it's like,

you start reading the text naturally. It's a hammer pick. That she double tapped. Yeah. Like, do you, do you break up with her? So that's the thing. Like, if it's not about the person per se, it's the fact that it's the lie. Like, just tell me.

You can just tell me if you did it. I wouldn't care. Honestly, I would understand if you did that, like, she was single at the time. Like, it's him. Fucking, why not? For the story. For the story? I'm not him, but like if there was a woman equivalent for the story, I would fucking do that

100%. Right. So no, I wouldn't care if it was him. It was just I would care that she felt like she lied to lie. Yeah, just tell me. So you'll break it over? It would be a conversation would need to happen. I don't think it, like, hopefully it wouldn't get to that point.

I don't fucking know. Well, let me put it in the other scenario. What if she told you that she went upstairs and fucked? Would you have justice? No, no. But how would you, how would, because you're viewing his gentleman as beef and, and she didn't fuck. How would you feel if she did? Oh, no.

The beef's for the joke. DeMera said he's married. I don't give a shit. These guys do this stuff all the time. What? Like, come on. Except for Steph Curry. NBA great.

You think, yeah. He's licking toes on the off season. Like, let them do their thing. They're human. They pump out a kid every other month. Yeah. He doesn't have time to cheat. Well, he keeps her in the house.

So you wouldn't adjust if she went upstairs. No, not at all. I would have judged yours. Why are you telling me this story? I forgot how it came up. Because I guarantee there's plenty of women that I've dated, talked to, Ben, with that have had one night stands with NBA players.

Just why are you telling this to me? Well, his name's always being mentioned, so I think his name was- Even more reason why he's bringing this up. Yeah, I was never going to watch a game the same. Like, I'm not judging a girl that has a one-night stand with an NBA player. Like, that is what it is.

Everyone's an adult. But, like, why are you coming to me to tell me that you fuck the NBA player? If we're getting to know each other in date, Like, that's weird to me. Yeah, I don't need to know that. Like, I'm one of those guys. Like, I don't need to know that.

I don't care about it. Yeah, that's information you could just keep to yourself. Different scenario. If Julian was, like, in the same circle as that guy or working with him or something, then she would probably have the right to be like, yo, just to let you know, just to let you know, just like you don't look crazy. You know, there was this one time in Vegas. Just don't have me looking crazy. Okay. Hi.

Hey. Um, I just want to be. want to know what about that situation, what about me telling you about that situation? Because I agree, right? But what about me telling you that situation will make you look uncrazy? So just because you know now it makes you look uncracy? No, it's just, I don't want to move. Yeah, like, I don't want to potentially possibly be in a room with this gentleman kicking it. And I'm like, oh, my girl about to come up, I'm about to walk in, whatever we had a restaurant, wherever. And like, I'm sitting here kicking

it with somebody that blew your back out before. like, I don't, yeah, it wouldn't be. Just let me know. Like, I don't want to look, you're me? Say we ended up in a club next time they're in town. And like, we happen to be to say, I wouldn't feel away now because in my mind, at least to my knowledge, nothing happened. But if I did find out that like, then I'd be like, I don't want to go to the thing.

Yeah. We can't kick it. Me and I can't kick it. I've been in situations where I've been in rooms with people that have slept with the girl. I was dating, talking to whatever, dating. Let's go dating. Something serious. That I was dating.

And I knew. And I was. completely fine with it. I've also been in rooms where I didn't know and found out later and felt way shittier about the other thing. Yes, exactly. Like if I know and I'm like fine, everyone has a past, I'm cool in that room. Yeah. I look nuts when I don't know. Yeah. Like just let me know just so I know where it's at with everybody in here. Like, okay, cool. Like, you didn't know, you don't have a relationship history with none of these guys. All right, cool. Oh, you used to date him, used to fucking around him. Well, I guess that's what I'm asking. Like, okay, so let's, because we're

in the podcast multiverse. Let's say let's say your bitch fucked Ian, right? You have a

you guys have a relationship with Ian already, he's cool, whatever. You find out the girl that you're now in love with

who's Ian? Oh, the investor. Oh. Okay. That was like the last, I was thinking of NBA players.

I was like, what Ian do we know in the NBA? I said, literally said podcast multiple. I thought you were just saying for

podcast purposes, let's have this conversation. Oh, no. I'm talking about in the podcast multiverse. I was like, is there a Nick?

I don't know about this. That's your world. That's what I'm saying it's people that you will encounter for work. Gotcha. Okay. If my girl fucked with Ian? Your girl fucked Ian. Okay.

Okay. Right. Now you already, Ian came on this podcast, whatever. Yeah. So you're telling me if your girl fucked Ian before, you wouldn't allow him to come on the podcast. No, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying she's not my girl no more. That's true.

Wait. Wait. Wait. That's what I'm trying to make make sense. Wait, but no, like, y'all started dating. Like, I found out like, do her or somebody. Mid podcast? Say you've been together for like two, three months and Ian's like, oh, no, or like you guys have been together for like six months or whatever.

And that's a longer time. She comes, she starts to think she's like, oh, you know, you guys are having a conversation. She's like, oh, yeah, by the way, just so you know, like I had sex with this podcaster before. You might encounter him. So you're telling me that changes your dynamic with your girl and your or your dynamic with Ian. No, no, no. As long as she tells me that before, like, you know what I mean? Like, I don't want to, don't, I don't want to find out like when Ian was here.

and we just started in conversation. And like, yeah, I'm out to picking my girl. Like, oh, what are that? Oh, her? Like, oh, oh, like, oh, that's your girl. Like, oh, yeah, I know her. He still got a location. Okay, but even if you, okay, so let's say your girl, before you have.

He's linking her while. That's why he's in town. Yeah, yeah. They just had dinner. They just had dinner last. For a conference. He's going to look at her portfolio. No, but like, so even if she told you that before,

does that now stop you from saying to Ian? If Ian asked you what you're doing that. and I'll stop you from saying, you, I'm going to pick my girl up. No. No. Okay, so you say, I'm going to pick my girl up. And then Ian, like, oh, we're like who your girl.

And you say who your girl's name is. Yeah. That's also a weird question. And he's still going to have the same reaction. Who is asking who's your girl? Well, you know, whatever. Or she comes up to the office to... But if I know that her and Ian have had history.

And sorry, Ian, because I know you're in a relationship and we're putting this shit on you. I don't think he's in a relationship. I take... Sorry for putting a relationship on you. Like, you're doing a lot. Go ahead. My bad. Happy that I go.

It's the podcast universe. Habitatical. Habithetical. If I know that her and Ian have a history already and she tells me before my Ian interview, she's not going to come up to the studio when Ian is here. That's a fact. Like no fucking way. Unless you're going to pull up to the stew.

Yeah. You want to say hi to your old friend? No. Stay home. Like that's not happening. But I'm not going to cancel the Ian interview. Yo, the male ego is so fragile. It's ridiculous.

It's so fragile. But no, I laugh at it now. Like, it's now, you know, when you young, you don't understand, like, when you see young dudes that, like, have a girlfriend and you see they get upset and they start acting. It's like, what's something? It's really he just don't know how to address the fact that his ego is so fragile. Yeah, that's adults. But the older you get, but I'm saying, the older you get, it just become more self-aware of it. And you can laugh at it.

Like, you can laugh at how fragile the ego is because it's kind of like, all right, so your girl slept with somebody. that you know before y'all even met and got together like that's not a big deal it doesn't fucking matter now the way in which you find out i think is what matters because that will help not bruise or like hurt my ego in the sense because i don't want to find out when i'm sitting here kicking it with somebody like yeah oh shit like you used to fuck with my girl like yeah i don't want to find out like that because then that's kind of like damn when you're like now the whole I could have came here with a different angle. Like, I could have came here.

You know what I'm saying? I don't think, I don't think. It's just a little different. No, I'm walking into an interview knowing that, okay, I'm about to sit down and talk to somebody that you wait if I had a relationship with my girlfriend before. What would change about the interview? Because now I could just, I got to get my shit off fast. You're asking more bros and shit.

Yeah, nah, but now I got to get my shit off faster. Now I got to let this nigga know like, yo, I, I, hold on my nigga. Like, because I understand, you know, you and my, you and my girl got a little history. But you can always see when niggas do that and it comes off corny. That's okay. we're going to just be some cobs in this motherfucker I don't give a fuck. Let me know that you fuck this nigga before I sit down and have an interview.

Yeah, just let me know. I don't care how corny it comes. Let me fucking know. So I'm not walking in here. Because it's worse if he knows, like, and he knows that I don't know. You want that to be equal playing. Yeah. That's the Maris's question of what makes you look crazy. Yeah, like if he knows that he has sex with my girl and he knows that I don't know that.

Yo, come on, man. Like, you can't have me out here like that. I might as well be walking around with a thong on. That's true. Yeah. I might as well making fucking Kai videos. Yeah. Like, what the fuck at that point?

Like, are you kidding me? You got to tell me. And that's the only reason I want to know just so in moving in different rooms. And you never know who you end up in the room with. That's true. Okay. Like, cool. I just not, I'm not going to treat the person any differently.

I'm not going to treat my girl any differently. Like, but it's a problem if I find out a certain way. And then I know that the dude knows that. me and you together, but he knows that I don't know. We have fragile egos, but I don't think that's part of it. Like, not wanting her to come up while we do the interview to me isn't a fragile ego. It's just, what do the women say? Protect my peace.

Yeah. I just want to protect my peace. Mm. Even if I have a- take away your peace, though. Outside of your ego. If I can, all right, if I can avoid a situation where I have to have my girl and one of her past partners who I have a working relationship with all in the same room,

If I can avoid that, I'm going to avoid it. But that has to do with your ego. It's not like they're going to like start making eyes at each other. It's literally your ego. So I should just invite it for, she doesn't come up to studio anyways. But when her ex is here, I should invite her.

Like to me, that's, that's not a, this is the, multiverse, multiverse. Multiverse. In the multiverse, your partner is going to come up in the studio.

We can use me in my personal life. My current relationship. I know somebody that she dated years before we ever met. I'm associates with that person. She told me when we first started talking, it's been completely fine. That doesn't mean that I'm going to go to his job with her and ask for a fucking glass of wine.

That's not an ego thing. It's just like, why would I? So he's a bartender. Fucking loser. You know it's tough for Roar if he's saying no to a glass of wine. You know, he ain't turned down to wine. Fucking loser. Do it at all for Roar with some wine.

We're like, I don't drink. That's a lot. That's a lie. How you know she liked that year of solid? Not that year. But if I can avoid, that doesn't make my ego fragile. I actually, it didn't bother me at all. I thought it was a really cool and mature of her to tell me like, hey, I know you know this person and we're getting a little serious.

We dated years and years ago. I thought that was cool. That does not mean I'm going to be like, hey, do you want to go to his restaurant together today? Yeah. Like, we ain't doing that. That's not a fragile ego. It's just like, why put yourself in that position? That's you going out of your way to do something that you usually don't do.

And I'm saying if I have to do a... Her not coming to the studio would be her going out of her way, not to do something that she regularly does just because somebody is there that she used to sleep with. I understand why you wouldn't. Yes, I understand why you wouldn't want it. My point in that was you saying that that has nothing to do with ego when it actually does. Because it's not dangerous. It's only awkward for you because of your ego.

So not wanting to be in certain situations is all ego-based? That situation? That particular situation. Yes. That particular situation is off view. But if that... It will bother you because of your eagle. I was going to say...

It's just peaceful. But if Roy is doing this say, the back to the Ian multiverse scenario, if he... Poor Ian, man. If Ian's coming to... Fucking all our girls. And you're here to actually get work done.

Why wouldn't you want the environment to be like all about the work? Why would you want a girl in the room to then make... Even if it doesn't say anything and everything's cool, it's still there's like this energy. Just avoid it. Do the work.

Like she's never watched any other interview. Yeah. All right, de Marrera. Let's reverse it. Let's reverse it. Let's reverse it. Let's reverse it. Put that thing down flipping and reversing.

Hold on. Hold on. Hold on. Let me put this thing together. So your boyfriend is a podcaster. And he's sitting down. He's interviewing his ex-girl. His ex-girl is a recording artist.

Her album's coming out, right? Okay. She's on her run. So my man's, a podcaster, he's interviewing an artist that he used to date. Coil-Leray. Yeah.

Okay. Right. You know that she's coming to the studio today. Do you go to the studio that day? That's not reversed. No, I'm asking you, but I'm just saying, do you go to the studio that day? Do I go to the studio? If I regularly go to the studio, I go to the studio.

I mean, you pop in every now and then, you'll go. Like, you'll go by the studio. Not like every. go to every fucking recording, but you know, you pop in every now and then. But this day, his ex-girlfriend who's a recording artist is coming to his show and he's interviewing her. Do I go? Yeah, I'll go.

But why? Ego. No, not ego. No. Why? Curiosity. I don't know. Because I'm nosy. Nozy.

Curiosity. I'm nosy. Like, yeah. What? Nosey? Trying to smell some shit for that ego. No, that's not. I don't think that that's ego, though.

All right, better question. So how was mine not ego? But if I, no. You're asking the wrong questions, my man. All right, better question. Oh. You usually go to the studio. You usually go to the studio.

Very casual. No makeup. Here we go. Sweats. Oh, come on now. You know, hoodie. Come on now. No.

Merch hoodie. You know, chilling. How do you go to the studio dressed that day? I have the merch hoodie on, but the face can be beat. Hair can be laid. Why? Ego. Ego.

Ego. What fuck? bitch ain't by to say old ass you you you ain't the only bad bitch in the world baby fuck no so you allow him to have a good interview because obviously they probably had chemistry at some point

I didn't hear what he was saying I was saying no to something else yes I allowed him to have a good what if they start keying a little too much and start reminiscing like oh my God remember 2011 2011 I'll rather die What if she'd be like yo remember 2011 2011 she'd like yo I couldn't walk straight for two days

after that night. First of all, she's not doing that. You don't know how Coy give it up. Okay, don't put that on Coy, Jackie. But if you do that... We're in the podverse. No, this is the thing, though. If Shorty does that, you're doing that to test

if I'm pussy or not. That's what I... No, we get in a good interview. We know each other personally. We have a history. So this interview is completely different. This is completely different from your breakfast club thing. If they talked about that in pre-production, then hey.

Yeah, we're going to be making it person. We have a relationship. that out and he looks stuck like that one's supposed to happen and it's like oh you think i'm pussy okay what if she doesn't know about you because she ain't supposed to and she looks you were saying it was crazy like that we need to know if our girls slept with a dude why do we need to know that was crazy how would you feel walking into that interview and you didn't know that your boyfriend used to fuck with coy and coy looks at you like sweetie can i get a water yes and looks at you like like you just work here oh my whole body got hot.

You know, but that's, you said that ego? That ego was trying to get out like, get the fuck off. Like me in water. Yeah, you saw that ego, that ego is trying to jump about her chest just now. You saw that? Shit. Yeah. Can I get water?

That shit hurt, right? No, bitch, you could get the fuck out my face before it get bad out here. The fuck is you talking about. Damn. Like, you, but a water bitch, don't something. What if you're standing closest to the cool? Don't summon me. What if you, what if you, what if you do close the fridge?

I tip that whole bitch over. We'll all be parched in this motherfucker. What if she, like, didn't even order. water in something really obscure like a cream chasta soda and made you go out and get it. But what if her guy ordered it and he knew that was her drink? Like your man was like, I know what she wants. And it's like this obscure latte. Oh, yeah. What if you're a man from the couch that he's interviewing on yours? Babe, can you grab a water, two waters? And then, and then she says, oh, I didn't know you were in a relationship. Yeah. No, no man, no man that will

ever be with me will ever even allow, go go grab a what? Can you grab me two waters? No, I'm gonna go grab two waters and I'm my way out I'm gonna grab another nigga too. Damn grabbing a nigga on the way out. But if you were at these other interviews. Niggas is just in the hallway and like that's crazy. I mean if you do walk outside of it. Oh yeah. Women could get a boyfriend in two minutes.

If you had been to other interviews when it wasn't his exes, I'm sure if he said babe, do you mind grabbing us two waters, you would do it, right? Yes. Yeah. But don't play in my face. I didn't say I didn't have an ego. See that? No, no, no.

Listen, we all have a huge one. We all have one. I'm just pointing out the point of that whole conversation would just point out that men and women both have fragile egos. That's all. Yeah, we do. And I'm lying about my maturity.

I would never interview Ian if I knew he fucked my girl. Exactly. That's what I'm like, come on now, we ain't doing that. I'm not saying it would be like there'd be an issue. I'm just, I'm cool. So if Ian was already out of him like the interview with he. I don't care about the stock market this week.

Fuck the stock. The Dow is in the trash right now. I don't even care. Fing them stocks, you. You telling me if the interview was already booked And you tell you a girl, yo, I got an interview. Oh, we have an interview today with some or so. And she's like, oh him, I fucked him.

This would be the conflict. Oh him? I fucked him. That's a sick way. If she would have said I fucked him, that's fine. But saying, oh him would have pissed me off even more. Yeah, like, don't tell me. Oh, him?

So you're going to call fucking me and Julian and say, yeah, contact that nigga. That shit hurt when it's a nigga that just like slept with your girl and didn't take a serious? Yeah. That hurt. That's like, damn. Like, he ain't even want you? Like.

You know what? I think I think that's probably He I am stressed out He I am stressed out And this nigga didn't even And this nigga didn't want you And this nigga didn't want you?

And then it gets to And then it gets to the point When you like shit I look better than this nigga though And he ain't want you? But see that's not fair though Because the majority of the time You're comparing yourself

Amongst another man to see if you'd like your girl Enough See that's not gay I'm looking at a legend I'm looking at a dude that I'm like I look better than this dude It just says what it is But that's, there's so much.

And because you do, that means you shouldn't take her seriously? No, I'm just saying like, yo, he didn't take you serious. And he, I'm stressed out. He might have been battling demons. Because, not even that. You just, she might not have been the person for him. Like, there's girls that you would take serious that worry wouldn't take serious. But also now, but nigga that look is uglier than you be like, yo, nah, you know, just wasn't the right to your girl.

Like, no, I just hit it. Yeah. Now that I think about it. I'm probably cool with this. Well, not the Sarah. The truth of what I just gave you about my girls. not, or last relationship before me that I knew the guy.

Yeah. I probably would have felt away if he just, like, beat. That's what I'm saying. I think I'm okay with it because they actually dated. You have to fill away when a dude just like had sex with your girl and just like curved it. Oh, well, okay. That's a rough.

That's, yeah. I get what you. And then you probably have the nerve to say some shit. Like, well, see, baby wasn't that serious. Like, yes, the problem. That's crazy. Like, a dude just curving. Every girl for the most part has had that.

Every girl's been in that situation. Yeah, but how many times do you? You meet the guy. How many times have you done that to a girl? She did not take her seriously beat in skeet and sked and skeddle. That was a way of life for me. Like, not too old. Exactly.

But you've created years of insecurity amongst a thousand women. Yeah, I don't know. I shouldn't have did that. Someone wiped her. That's why I feel good about my situation because she said no, at least that's what I was told. A lot of them are good. I feel great about it.

She definitely went up still. No, she did it. Which is cool. She went to the club. She went to all-star weekend. Leg up. She went to the club, All-Star weekend. You think she didn't go to the room?

No. Shit. No. She went to that room before he did. But you know what? I'm not going to put that on her jacket. I'm not going to put that on her jacket. I am.

There are women who won't fuck. Like, I would never fuck that gentleman if he approached me. I would never. I would never do that. I'm not jacking that. I don't understand why y'all think because y'all be looking up to these men that all the women. I don't look up to that, nigg. Women can't turn him down.

He actually shits on him. pretty often. I don't look up to that nigga. I just see niggas you used to fuck with. You and fuck shit in. Believe it. Just believe it. Just believe it.

My bad. My bad. Why did you say Jerry West's name? My bad. You see how fast. You see how fast I'm even getting that. Yeah, yeah. Because it's just like, you get to a point.

What's like, yo, just stop. Because niggas understand. Niggas understand. Like, I understand. You always know it out that you see niggas I used to fuck. What the fuck does that mean? Not real. realistically, but like, you never

fucked with a nigger that's on that level. That's what I'm saying. But what you don't understand. I don't always it doesn't always matter to every female. I know this is hard because you grew up around niggas with money so you were raised around groupies. Some women have other He was. Some women value more than just money and status.

Money and status is not going to make me fuck. I don't understand why you don't see that. There's plenty of women who aren't like that. For sure. For sure. I'm with you on that. but you can't say that in one sentence and then in a conversation a few days ago be mad because you went out with a nigger that you found out as something and that he was broke the balance is what does that have to you can that niggie is fall from broke okay but broke isn't the only like that's not the only deterring money is just something you need to have kind

of like your side too okay but let's let's that's not the only thing though that man is not attractive to me. That man is married. Okay. That man is not my type. Will you agree that you slept with some guys before that today you aren't attracted to?

Okay. Yeah. All right. So at some point in another, you're not attracted to people. That attraction changes, right? Yeah, but at the time I slipped with him, I was attracted to them.

Okay. Physically, physically, physically, he may not be the most handsome guy to you, right? He's in shape. He's married. He's a cool. All of that. Great.

And he's looking for a one-night stand in a hotel room. Yeah, he's on the road. He's looking for a group. He's looking for a groupie. I'm not a groupie. He's looking for a night of memories. Okay. You've had nights to collide with energy.

What you're telling me is that the only attractive thing about this man to me would be his money and his success. That's all that it takes some time. Okay, but I'm telling you that we're like. Most times with women. Real, real, real women. That don't do shit for me. Success? Money and success?

That's, that's, that's, that's. He's not going to do anything. That's why I like her so much. That does nothing for me. Ooh, I fuck somebody who has money. Oh, I fuck. Money is not sexually transmitted. No, success.

It is if you trap him. Exactly. Success is not sexually transmitted. Or blackmail. I don't fuck him and suddenly become successful. I fuck him. Leave the fucking hotel. You don't see the blueprint for what 90% of these girls are doing that?

You don't have any Vlad interviews you could do if you fucked him. See, you don't, you're not looking at. You're not looking at this down the road. You would be on club shape. compromising myself, my fucking privacy and all of that for what? For what? For just a night of fun. It's mad niggas I could go have fun with without all the extra.

Not that nigga though. But see, that's, I just- That niggas is the apex. That shit don't mean nothing to me. I'm just saying. All right, to you, cool, take you out of it. But can you, can you agree that to 80% of women? I wouldn't even do 80%.

I wouldn't do a- What? Do you see the, you bitches online every day? day talking about all they. Yo, I really just need $500,000 in a hug. That nigga can make it a hug.

At the club. His bank will actually transfer it from his cash out of the only person on earth with cash after that can do half a million. Cash having a half a million. I'm just the only bank account

that can do it. That wouldn't hurt that gentleman is all I'm saying. Not everybody. He wasn't going to pay that girl $5,000. Not everything fights is for sale.

It's the only thing I'm saying. Not everybody's what. And there's nothing wrong with the people who's it for sale. That's what's up. But not everybody. Everybody's pussy is with sale. Everybody's

for sale. It's just different currencies. Everybody periods for sale. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Everybody has a price. Yeah. Well, why would you, would you interview him if you knew he beat? Why would I, you know, who were? I'm not interview. I'm not an interviewer. I mean, would we have a man to talk? Honestly, yeah. But it would be more because I was like to see it. Julian wouldn't be in the corner. I would feel away. Would you get him a coffee? Would you invite her to the

No. Would you get him a coffee? Why would I invite her? She'd never been. apparently I have a fragile ego because I didn't want to invite Ian up here after he fucks my girl. On your side, I'm not inviting my girl. Like, yo, we have the guy that's trying to smash. Actually, it would probably be more awkward for him because he didn't be.

Allegedly. He wanted to, though. He wanted multiple times. See, that's still... But that's still a thing when a nigga wanted to have sex with your girl? Right. I give up my mom. Ma'am.

I mean, man. A dude wanting to fuck your girl? He shot it at her. Like, he shot it. And missed. And missed. Yeah, but that's still a thing. Like, yo, this nigga wanted to fuck my girl.

It's still a thing. So, I just, you should date extremely unattracted women. It is, though. That's still a thing, though. How was that a thing? I thought one bitch you had. I wanted to fuck her. That don't mean nothing.

A bitch I had? Yeah. Where had this bitch at? In a multiverse, which was, in one of our multiverses. We had that. We don't even use the word bitch. Only in this multiverse. I'm just trying to figure, remember what?

We were at a show. She was a family friend. Yeah. Okay. But I feel better about myself. I'm sure Julian wanted to fuck her too. Wait, so it's a thing if dudes want to fuck your girl. Which is like shot at it.

So not that you have an attractive girl. Shoot or shoot. They shot. I'm talking about like the nigga. They had like conversations before and he shot it out. Like, yo, like you want to come to the room? And she denied it? That's, I feel like that's fired.

I don't feel like. That's fire, but I still look at this nigga if we're in the same room like, bitch ass niggis. I well, I can't do that to him. Wait, are y'all together? Me and the girl? Yeah. Oh yeah, you could feel a way.

Oh, when he shot. I thought you just met in the history of time she was shot at. I'm not shooting at my girl while I'm with her. I'm gonna really shoot out. That's what I'm gonna. Different scenario. I'm with you then.

Yeah, I'm with you. I thought you were saying in the past that a guy just shot at her and got to know. Like the way you were. Nick, he just comes up to me like, yo, shorty was good. I'm sitting right here.

In what world is that happening? Are you crazy? Okay. That's not happening. What are you doing to the gentleman that we're talking about if he does that in your face? the one that I'm

because I'm losing that fight I'm not doing anything I'll pop on that I say I'd pop off but I don't know if I'd pop up why y'all was together and try to I would like

I would probably gesture to her like oh like she's with me kind of thing like a loving embrace you mean I'm gonna square up with him he's got like a foot and a half on no you got you just got to take the bitch ass round

and be like do you want me to call your wife sir yeah what would your wife think about this for real yeah you got a snitch at that point no you can't that. I'll pop on that nigga.

I'm gonna go fuck. I really thought you were suggesting that it would feel away. Now you get washed it from your girl. Nah, I'm gonna get that one crack. Whatever's on the table. Man, there's no crack that nigga over his head with it.

All right. That's all. Of course, he's a fucking, he's a tank. Of course. I understand that. But I'm gonna crack that nigga's skull.

Believe that. It's a plate. It's something on this table where it's going upside. He's gonna eat that shit. That's okay. I got mine's off, though. I got my hardest sucker punch. I don't think we put it down.

No, you'll be surprised, bro. You need an object. You got to hit him with a candle. With an object, I think I'd be able to do it. That video, that video that goes viral every four months when niggas think that's me in Walmart whipping that big niggas. That is you, though.

That's not me. But, niggins thought that dude is an ex-football player. True. So, niggas dog. That he was going to put that other dude down. He's going to wash you, yeah. Not the case. He washed and rinsed and set that nigga.

How drunk is he a little sister? I don't get. That would help. How wet is the floor? They were drinking. quite a bit from what I was told. Yeah, and I don't drink, so I got the open hand. You would be stone cold sober in there.

Yeah. Somebody said it's something real feminine about men being outside drunk. They all loose. I'm like. I saw that. And unaware. Lose, maybe loose and unaware when they drink and that shit, that'd be crap. Gyrating our hips at the club.

Yeah, don't be too drunk when you with me, bro. Don't be my man and be like stumbling and shit. We're a, we're a walking fucking ticket. Like, no, I don't do that. Yo, being drunk where you can't walk and your girl got to carry you? That's sick. That's bad. You might as well get out.

You might as well just walk into another nigga house at that. Yeah. She's not fucking going to drop you off and drive off. Yeah, like she, it's like she ain't, she don't look at you the same no more. Like, this is how you like, bird? Trying to drag you out of Uber. I got to carry you. I definitely did what on a date with someone.

We ended up in a relationship. But early on in our date in life, he wasn't a drinker. He was a smoker. And I like kind of got him drunk. Kind of. Yeah, I got, I got him fucked up. And like, I had to like, he was like, throw. up. He was fucked up. He never did that again.

You took advantage of him. No, I wasn't. Drunk men are not attractive. It's like drunk women are not attractive. No, God, not at all. Yeah, it's awful. Nothing worse than what you. That shit is so annoying. How embarrassing would it be if your man got too drunk on his birthday? Like, I just feel like that's some women's shit to me. No, I feel like that's, I feel like the birthday is okay.

Your man just starts throwing up at the club on his birthday. You may get drunk on his birthday. He had his birthday party. He stopped pouring drinks on himself and shit. Yeah. That type of drunk. Shirt all soaked. Why would he pour drinks on himself? He's just missing your mouth and just stop. I'm so sloppy.

I'm talking about taking an actual drink and like celebration and celebration style. Like he's a whore and an NBA final thing? Like that Chris Bosch video? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, he won't a chance. God. No. I just feel like a man getting too drunk on holidays is feminine.

Like if a guy gets too drunk on New Year's Eve, that's very feminine to me. Yeah, like he gets too drunk on his birthday, that's feminine to me. Go get super drunk on a regular Tuesday and maybe I can respect you. That's what we do on tour. You're like Christmas time, if you get drunk off of Coquito at the crib, I'm looking at you as a man. I'm looking at you like... Coquito is crazy.

Your stomach is fucked up. What you're going through? Tighten up. Like, how you drink a bottle and a half of a bunch of white? To yourself, though. Like, what's you going through? Who gets drunk on Coquito? A lot of people actually...

Drunk? You can have the runs. I don't know about drunk though. Yeah, oof. Drunk on Coquito is crazy. I feel like your asshole would collapse before you even got the chance to get drunk. Drinking that much Coquito. Being super fucked up and having the run.

is hilarious. You can't even sit up straight on the toilet. That's what Hennessy do. Get a prolapsed asshole from shit and cookie. Hennessy is a diuretic. Yeah. And he's not the book. But sure.

Yeah. Hennessy? Sure. Well, so when I hit the group chat to tell everybody about this story, my friends were like laughing. I guess a close friend of my one on a date with a girl last yesterday. And she was telling him that at the same club that Vin Diesel came up to her and tried to holler at her and pick her up.

And same situation. She was hanging out of the table, whatever, talking to small talk. And then she was like, I'm not interested at all. She was just, like, they're out of, like, respect or friends or there, whatever. And at the end of the night, he proposed, like, come up with me. She was like, no. So instead of saying bye, he leaned in and licked her face. It's like a soul.

He licked her face. Vin Diesel licked this girl's face. And Vin Diesel was, like, well in his, like, mid-50s. I know his breath was hot all night at Little Sister. I think she's 30 years younger than him. Licked your girl's face? No, a different girl. The guy that my friend was on a date with, the girl that my friend was on a date with.

That's a lot. Yeah. Wait, the girl that, okay, but he wasn't at the club when Vinny. No, no, she was just recounting all the stage. I ain't going to mind because Vindy's will look at your girl face while you would have. You might have to hit that nigga with a line for Fashion Furious. Family sticks together. You got to call Tyrese and join up on his side.

Yo, Vindis will look your girl face while you would have him. I'll kill one of these niggas, though. Real talk. Like, now that I'm really thinking about it, like, I'm cool with shooting a nigga that licked my girl in the face while I'm with her. I think the homies is going to appreciate that when I'm locked up.

Like, yeah, that was real. Shooting Vind Diesel? Yeah. Yeah, you probably do. I'm popping. Wait, hold on. Did they finish all 10 Fast and Furious movies yet? I don't go to fuck.

How many? Because if we had seven and you stop me from getting eight, I don't know if I'm going to watch them. Yeah, who's watching Fast and Furious? I'm like I've seen one in total. It's like one of the most famous success in quality are two different things. Okay, it doesn't matter.

He said who's watching it? A lot of fucking people. Yeah, but Fat and Furious is like, that shit is ass. Yeah, it's like, it's over for that shit. All right. What is, then in the rock are at the club together

and look at your girl's face? Oh, hell no. She's gone. The rock is. She's clipped. Yeah, it's over. And you know he's sober, too. Yeah.

Looking a girl's face sober is crazy. The rock is like if you shoot him, he'll pull a bullet out of himself. For sure. like the Hulk Yeah like he'll pull that shit out of the show and drop that shit right on the floor Drop it in your drink

People like you left something Drop that shit on your table Probably put it back in his own Shoot you Yeah the rock The rock look at your girl face You gotta just like You know what I mean

It's over I would have to My ego would have to get bruised that day You fighting a rock? No Hell no I'm going outside I would look at my girl's

I'll look at your face Just got licked Here's a napkin You want some Purell Like I don't know what to tell you Like we got to take this L to I don't have a baby wipe in the car. We could just leave.

I was going to say, what if it happened? If you're uncomfortable, we could just leave. Roy, what if it happened? Yo, the rock, look, your girlfriend. You turn it to tell her we can just leave. Because obviously, you can leave. We can leave it. I got a makeup wife.

Yo, we can just. Yo, the rock lick your girl face. You turned into it. Like, listen, if it made you uncomfortable, we could just leave. If it made you uncomfortable. And then if he was over there, I'd be like, Yeah, we should use this exit. Let's go this way.

Yo, yeah, because you're not fighting the rock. Anybody fighting the rock, bro. I don't think anybody's fighting the guy that I was talking about earlier either. Nah, niggas are pop on that, nigga. Yeah, some people would. Who? I know a few niggas that are pop clean on that nigga. You got a few niggas twisted.

He ain't no fighter. Great athlete, but he ain't no fighter. The rock, you're not fighting the rock, though. You're mad quotes. You know, we at the club and the rock look at your girl face, and you come off and find me another side of the club

and you know we got static I'm like what happened you know the rock just lick my girl face I'm like

I think we need to leave because we're not going over there doing nothing to the rock it's either we talk it out with him or we go to the parking

line yeah that we leave him bro we're leaving the rock is one of them you bumping in it feel like he's like submitted it to the ground

he's that type of straw you're not fighting the rock bro the rock no I know some men who would try honestly

you know that are stupid too I know Is any nigga trying to fight the rock? Come on, bro. We grew up watching him. I would love to know their strategy. Like, next time you see them,

ask them how they would go about fighting the rock. What would be their first move? Grab an object. What object would be a gun? Yeah, like a metal pipe or a gun. That's not doing that. Something where you can maintain distance. An assault rifle would be the only thing I could maybe.

A gun. You need to maintain distance. I don't care if you saw a... He's eating just a regular hand. A baseball bat right there. You're not picking up a bat and squaring up with the rock. No, he's snashing that shit out of shit. Man, you're going to be hanging.

You're going to get one swing. You're going to hit that nigga one time. He's going to grab that shit and then what? Now you got to go to plan B. You know it's like the Nerf bats that when you hit like it almost breaks. Yeah. Aluminum bat would do that. Yeah.

You're not doing it. It's just certain dudes that are just, they just lifting too much shit, man. You're not fighting them. All right. So if the rock, fuck your girl. Are you doing the interview? Yeah, hell yeah. Yeah, I probably would do it too.

The rock, hell yeah. Yeah, there are certain people. I hear we got similar taste. So I hear we got a little taste. That's how you got to lead the interview. Please don't eat it like that But then I'd say Because he probably wouldn't fit in this chair

So we'd probably have to bring the couch over here It would probably just be You and I unseating on the rock And a full couch Yeah I would probably start feeling a little insecure Looking at the rock in person Like he definitely fucked her way better than I ever

Oh he was mad He was going crazy Yeah I might have to shoot that Name's the rock Yeah you gotta shoot that nigga Pop that nigga man The serve niggas that you're like Come on you too strong

A nigga can't fight you I gotta shoot you And I wouldn't even like know what a follow-up if my girl was like, I would just let you know before you do this interview. Like, you know, I fuck Duane. Dwayne. Calling him, Dwayne is like, that's wild. Calling the rocked away.

I fuck, Dwayne. I think the people that are close to. What do I say? The people that are close to them, call him a DJ. How do you know that? I was listening to a podcast. Oh, thank God. Y'all were terrified. Of course you were.

Thought you're on the set of Fast 10 and forgot. Yeah. I was in Cali and. Yeah, that janit shit. Sorry, Demaris. I didn't realize how big of a deal that was for you. To answer your final question of what we got interrupted, if I found out after the interview was already booked,

my ego would be split there. Because I'm not about to cancel an interview because I just found out you fucked my girl. You're going to show up late? Yeah. Like my ego would be conflicted because my ego would be hurt that he fucked, but also like, that's pussy if I cancel now because I just found out he beat.

Yeah, you can't. You can't cancel. No, I just have to treat him like pure shit during the whole interview. He's trying to get him canceled. He's such a nice guy. Who's a nice guy? Ian. Oh, I forgot we were still talking about Ian in a scenario.

I thought you some about the Rock. I said, how do you know the Rock is a nice guy? He seems like a nice guy. He definitely, like, actually a nice guy. Yeah. Not like the fake nice guys. Like every time. You tell me, I think he's the only one that could beat Trump.

If he was the run, I had to think that you're the only one that could be Trump. I really had to like remember that you were talking. talking about like in a political race because I'm like in a fight like I don't know like he Trump is 65 what 185 I think clean believe that's what his doctor said he was two percent body fat solid solid is a rock he is the rock the pebble I think the rock could could beat on I think sneakily Mark Wahlberg might be able to beat Trump no way he's got the liberal whites and the blue collar whites he's got a Boston accent yeah Yeah.

But he's a good actor. Some movies he's like that. He also used to just beat up Asian people and black people. I think that's what get him the vote. Yeah, I was going to say that would, that's the Republican vote right there. That's what I'm saying. Like, he has that history, but now liberal whites like him. Because he like, what a fucking combo.

Big Burger guy too. Yeah. Big Burger guy too. Don't you? I don't ever have one of those? Yeah. They're good. I had a flight canceled in Atlanta and spent six hours in one.

I had one in Atlanta. Wallberger. That's good. I've never had one. I had it in Atlanta, too. All right. Yeah. Once you're on burger joints and, you know, used to beat up black and Asian people, always forgiven.

Just get everybody a burger. Yeah, and like Boston is like the true American, like one of the first cities. Yeah, but the vegans wouldn't vote for him. So you got vegan burgers and Walberger. See? Who did the vegans ever vote for, though? The Green Party. Bernie was all guy.

Nice. Bernie was y'all guy. Bernie was everybody's guy. Yeah, Bernie was all guy. Bernie's cool, man. Just feel the burn was not the best. Yeah, that slogan was all guy. Yeah, it just didn't take off the way we wanted it.

It just didn't. It didn't take off the way we kind of wanted it. That's because when Bernie was around, STD didn't exist. So he didn't even see the correlation. Julian, so the Supreme Court overruled that thing we was talking about with Trump being taken off the ballot. Oh, yeah. I figured, yeah.

There's no way they were going to. Yeah. No, but you, no, you kind of felt like, no. That's not. No. We spoke about it. No. We did.

And I said, I hate when things like this happened because it's obviously not going to stick. And then it's just going to reverse and make it look like he's impervious. Just like, I think it's stupid to keep trying to get him or trap him when you know it's not going to work. And then all that does is like emboldened and empower himself and the supporters. None of this shit's actually going to work. So just stop making it a thing. Just let him run. He's going to run.

I've seen a lot of people. Y'all cannot believe the amount of hate DMs I got for our DC promo. Oh, boy, did I get some as well. Oh, my God. So for those I don't know, we put out a promo for our DC. show March 23rd. Howard Theater at new Rory Mall.com. Now tickets are available.

We did a bit of Mall watching the speech that sparked everyone to storm the Capitol on January 6th. Mall put on the face paint like the cue of Charam, whatever his name is. Oh my God, the QAnon Shaman. Thank you. And dressed like him

and then ran out and, you know, just a DC promo we're having some fun. People had some response. Oh, my God. Some negative replies to what we had to do. Oh, my God. I just laughed. Because, all right, so if we're, we're supposed to be able to choose who we want to vote for and, like, have our own opinion on politics and things like that.

So, so I thought. And if you're not a fan of the show, of course, you see this and you don't follow the show. You don't know what's going on. But for years, I've spoken out about my love for Trump as far as just his demeanor, his attitude of not giving the fuck and just is his, hysterical to me that he was actually voted as president of the United States. I never voted for him. Never told nobody to vote for him. Don't plan.

We'll never vote for him. I just love the fact that people get so upset if you're, if you look like you're supporting or you like the person that they are against and they don't like. What were some of your favorite replies? Somebody told me that I'm a fucking coon and if I ever come to DC, with that shit on, I'm not coming back home. Okay. Damn.

Straight to go. I was like, I don't plan on leaving D.C. anyway. Mine weren't as violent. It's just some white woman DM me and said, hey, unfollowed you too, because you co-sign that bullshit. Yeah. You did. DMing someone to tell that you unfollow them is the craziest thing in the world to me.

I love that shit, though. I love when those type of people pop out and show their faces. I'm like, okay, y'all are out there. Right before we sat down and record, Peter Rosenberg text me and said, so what's up? with that magam mall bit question mark question mark. Cole Rosenberg. Oh. I got a few things on my mind for full.

Why? I like Pete. No, I do too. I fuck with Pete. Why is he asking about them? Because Peter's a raging liberal. Rating. He is.

He would say that. But that's my thing. Like, it doesn't matter. I don't care who you vote for. Like, that there's none of my business. It's a sensitive space where a lot of people are offended, even if they like comedy and are into, sarcasm

are offended by anything Trump-related. That's where you, that's the no-go comedy zone. You can't even make funny things about Trump. Which sucks because he's easily the funniest fucking human being that's ever existed. Quite possibly the funniest person out right now. If Pete reached out to Shane Gillis about his Trump bid on F&L?

I don't know. Maybe. Yeah. I want to reach out about our Trump. But I don't know, I don't know if, and we'll use Pete the same way we used Ian in our podverse. I don't think people like Peter like Shane Gillis. Oh, no way.

Yeah, I don't think they're into it. People that like Peter? That are like Peter. Oh, okay. And I'm not saying Pete may actually really like him. But the super white liberals, I don't think like Djangelo's. No. Like at all.

Enough people like him that he got a greenlit show at Netflix. One of his like shorts is they signed it for a series. All is forgiven. Because a lot of the people on that far, far left side, think that if you make any joke that shows Trump even in a funny and not negative light, you're part of the problem. If you make any joke about Joe Biden

or anything Democratic, you are now co-signing Trump, and now you're part of the problem. Like, because Trump is so bad, you can never bring up anything wrong with the Democratic Party at all, or you're now co-signing the right. That's how that far-left thinks.

And that happens with comedy too, and Shane Gillis, who admittedly thinks Trump is fucking out of his mind, makes jokes that make Trump look better in a light. Because it's funny, and he shits on Joe Biden. Yeah. So he's part of the problem.

He's the reason why the Democrats are going to lose him specifically. Well, we had fun shooting that and hopefully people come out March 23rd, how it did it. John Stewart, just to close what Rory was saying, John Stewart's done a good job on his once-a-week thing

with airing out both sides. He's not just Trump. He airs out Biden. And I think because of his comfort with doing that, other people are now more comfortable making fun of the easiest shit in the world about Biden. He has dementia and he's old as shit. But have you seen the pushback off John Stewart's first episode when he was going at both sides? Yeah. The liberals went fucking nuts at him. Yeah. This is not the John Stewart we wanted. Of course. He's calling Joe Biden old. But I think it's settled now and people are like, oh, now we can also make fun of, it's so lame if you're just protecting one side and can't.

They can both. It's stupid, bro. Both can get it. It's funny. It's stupid. But either way, March 23, Howard Theater, D.C., we will be in the building. The tickets available now, new Rory Mall.com. Come on.

Let's have some fun. I wish Meek had some better people in his circle. Because Usher did exactly what you should do anytime you're in some paperwork doing some freaky shit. Go to Bali? Go to Bali with Russell Simmons. Yeah. Just get out of Dodge.

Go with the one person. that knew how to escape all sexual assaults or accusations of doing some freaky shit. It wasn't no sexual assault from Usher, though. I know, or freaky shit. Oh, okay. Yeah. But, I mean, even just being in that paperwork as far as, like, drugging and underage,

even though Usher, he was still next to that. I think Bali was the best option. I don't know about doing yoga with Uncle Rush over there. Yeah. Go to Bali, but don't take no pictures with Russ. let's leave it at that you can go to Bali Bali's beautiful is great so I heard great things about it

hope to get there one day myself but yeah you should probably not take pictures with Russ listen I was shocked that Usher did this with how his brand is going yep with that Vegas residency

of course Usher was always Usher but I think it was a big revamp in Usher's career and the legacy side of what he's doing obviously Super Bowl you have to have the most squeaky clean image ever. To then go right to a country with someone that has pending charges out the ass for sexual assault was a bold move.

Yeah. And a move that we never really see usher take or make. I thought Russell Simmons was photoshopped as a joke in the background of that photo. I thought someone was like making a horrible joke because he was in Bali that he was with Russell Simmons doing yoga. That's really Russell Simmons. But where is that at now, though? The whole, because I know the documentary came out about Russell Simmons and sexual assault. But after that, it kind of got quiet. Like, I didn't even hear nothing else. Yeah. I mean, he escaped at the right time and let shit die down. And then he got back on socials, I think, like last year.

And still got backlash in his comments, but still people didn't care that much. his disappearing act worked. I hate to say that. Even with the situations with his daughters and all that public shit, like him just being out of- Worley was on live a few months ago saying that their relationship was strained and she was broke. She didn't have it.

It was some crazy shit that she was saying. And I was just like, yo, what the fuck is going on right now? Yeah. Like, because you never expected his stories like that from certain people. So to see Camara Lee on IG Live and Aaron out there, you know, on that. Yeah, it just, things just go away sometimes where you just didn't expect it and it's unfortunate and it's, um, it's honestly like, you know, it's fucked up because these are people that you held there's such a high regard at one point or another and to see where things end up sometimes. It's unfortunate. We all, we are all human and things happen. I understand that, but it's certain things that you just don't expect to hear about certain people, so. New music. It was a good new music Friday. I was scared.

Why were you scared? Schoolway has a great catalog to me so far. All his albums are pretty solid, pretty good albums, pretty good music. But this was officially Life After Kendrick for TDE. So we just, you know, this one was a little more, there's a little more pressure on this album. So I was kind of nervous at first. But after hearing the album over the weekend and get into the music, I think life after Kendrick for TD is in great hands.

Yeah, I think the rollout was cool at least to hit the core family. base. I thought the visuals were great. The records they put out two weeks ago. I know he's doing press later. He wanted to do press post album rather than before. So I don't doubt that it won't get the attention that it deserves. I think it's great. I think he's the best schoolboys ever wrapped. He's rapping, rapping on this. Not to say he wasn't before, but this, I feel like is the best shape he's been in as a rapper. Like this was some cool layback rap shit. I think production-wise, I love the switchups. I love that he gave the soulful shit.

I love that he gave more of the trap-y side of stuff that he's done in the past. And I was on Spaces talking with, I forgot the listener's name, but we were just talking about Gibbs and Schoolboy as being like those two rappers that are gang members, but make you feel like they're cool guys

that just live next door to you. Like they're personable, they have personality. They do rap about gang shit and violent shit, but they feel like just nice guys that you already know. Right. And that's rare, I think, in hip-hop when you have people like Schoolboy and Gibbs

coming from where they come from, that they still have, you know, the same inflexious personality the way like Mac Miller has. Like, I know that, kid. Yeah. I feel like Freddie and Schoolboy have that as well when they're also rapping about shit

where typically that type of content doesn't allow you to be that person. Like no time during YG, my crazy life, which I think is a classic album, they'd be like, this is like a guy I'd like to hang out with. Yeah. Not once.

I think he treated this album like this may have been, which I think is a good way to approach each album that you do to an extent. I think he treated this album like this was going to be the first time a lot of people heard him or heard who's schoolboy Q is. Or forgot about him. Or forgot about him. He took a lot of time off. Yeah.

So far so good, man. Life After Kendrick looks good for TD. For sure. Also, Sir announced his album, I think March 20, second. It's coming out, put out a track list as well. Now, somebody DM me over the weekend. It was a fake page of somebody, but they just told me they was like, listen, man, I'm only

reaching out to you because I fuck with you, fuck with your platform. But let you know before the thing pops, sir is going to be dropped from TDE for some crazy, I guess, allegations or charges that are coming. But that's what somebody DM me. I didn't pay no mind. I didn't really go back because it was like a page with no followers, no it was just like, yo, sir, is going to be dropped from TDE. Did they specify what?

I think, I believe the person said it was supposed to be like some sexual assault charges or something like that. Oh, wow. Well, I mean, I don't want to say just from a fake page that that could be a thing. But even, Punch was just, and I was like, word? Punch was just tweeting yesterday about everyone that was cooking up at TDE currently. And I believe he said, sir. Hmm. So, yeah, I don't know where that's at, but.

Did he actually announce? Maybe I saw a fake thing? No, this is, this is on his page. Here's a track list. Heavy. The album's called Heavy. He released the cover art in the track list. Gotcha.

Oh, this was posted 30 minutes ago. This right here? Mm-hmm. Oh, so maybe that person don't know what the fuck are you talking about. And I believe there was a track list on Twitter. Well, here's, I mean, we got a Tidalasine feature, Isaiah Rashad, Anderson Pack, Absul, Scribs Riley. looks like 16 records

Cool Well I mean I am looking Sir might be another artist over there It doesn't have a whack album No definitely I was listening to Chasing Summers Over the weekend That 65 degree weather day

Yeah It was one of those Like I threw that on when I was outside It's a nice outdoor album Yeah No sir's catalog is Well hopefully that person at DME Don't know what the fuck they talk about

I know that shit is bullshit Because that would be Just that would be unfortunate That would be unfortunate. Sir is one of those artists that I fuck with heavy. And I would hate to see something like that happened to him and his career. But definitely looking forward to a new Sir project. Yeah.

Cardi B dropped. What is it? What if freestyle? Directed by, co-directed by Offset and Damaris. Like the like watch freestyle. Like what? So Julian is convinced that she bit this entire song from what's his name Slump God. Yeah.

Julian is convinced same flow, same lyrics, same beat. Obviously, obviously. So, you know, I smell a lawsuit in his favor. I can't believe this wasn't cleared by his camp. What do we think about the record? I thought it was cool. I actually really like it. Yeah, I thought it was cool.

But it's just a freestyle, though. But that's how Cardi Pop to begin with. So I can see why they went back while they're still trying to search for that main single. Yeah. Put a freestyle out in Justin Bieber's old house. That's his old house? Yeah. I only know that because I look at houses online too much.

You're there for a giddy party? No, I've never been there before, nor was I ever invited. But I saw that it was on the market that interesting looking house. And it was like Justin Bieber's old house on sale. And then I saw the video and I was like, look at that. Maybe Cardi bought it. Maybe. But I think it's a cool freestyle.

Yeah, it's cool. I like it. One of my favorite Missy Elliott beats. I can't go wrong with that. Yeah. There's nothing here to hate. on and I don't think there's anything here to praise. I just think it's a cool record in the meantime.

Yeah. Something to keep the people talking and keep, you know, keep her name in the conversation and things like that until she gives us obviously the single from the new album. But the pressure is on because at the end of the video, it said, this is just the beginning. And then she previewed a song that she had previewed before. Like, she, like, left a snippet of a song.

She had preview before in the club that every, all the fans are, like, kind of waiting on. So that's supposed to be the one. And I'm saying, it's cool with this freestyle. I love it. I think it'll work for what it should do. Pressure's on now. That next one, that has to be the second.

The next song? Yeah. But she said she's dropping the shit, though, right? She's been saying that, though. But wasn't it something like 2019? But wasn't it something like the top of the year that I think she said that? Yeah, at the bottom, at the end of last year, she said, yeah, that's coming in 2024. Okay, got it.

But, you know, it's been a... They said the same thing about 23, though. A lot of conversations have been... She never said she was dropping in 23. The people at her record label said she was supposed to drop in 23. Yeah, but you know, like COVID and everything. In 23?

COVID. You know. A lot of people are saying she's scared. I do think that she's scared, and I think she has every reason to be scared, unfortunately, with the way that success is measured these days. Oh, I mean, but scared of what? We had Ben said she was scared after the Dirk and Kanye record.

They thought that was going to be the one. It did not work at all, and she disappeared. Of course she's terrified. I think she's afraid of criticism. I'd be terrible. she's afraid to not go number one. That's what I think she set a precedent that's too high to make change. She's going to go number one

when she drops. You don't. We don't know that. But even if that and this is a conversation we've had. The album or the single? The album? Yeah, she'll probably go number one. Matching that success from invasion. It's not going to happen. You're never going to hit that high again. Okay, cool. I'm not against your net. You don't think that if she drops

in the album that it will debut number one. But number one doesn't mean the, like, you're being measured against yourself. And nothing she drops is going to top invasion. of privacy. Maybe not. Which is why I've always said, don't really should,

don't really should, or Bad Bunny top that album? Does what? There's only three artists, I think, that could top that period. But that's not their bar. That's her bar.

Like, she put the album out. But everyone's bars lower. Even their bars are lower. I just think, I just think that we, now it's, and we talked about this, dropping the album now is almost

people move on from albums so quick now. So you have an artist, that probably worked on the album for a year, a year and a half, sometimes two years, and they put an album out. And then in three weeks after the album come out,

a month after the album comes out, nobody's even talking about it. Because so many other albums have come after that. But albums are just inherently promo to go on tour. No artist makes money from their out. It's just to get on tour. But it was also, yeah,

but it was never, there was never a time where music was dropping. Like, this is a, This is a different time now. But to what he's saying, you can't really tour off putting out three or four singles. Yeah. Like I'm doing this tour. I mean, at this point, it's what, five years or so since invasion of privacy?

Cardi could just do an anniversary tour. How many songs was on that EP that Ice Space Drop? Was it five, six? Something like that, probably. She's been doing festivals, right? Yeah, but Cardi could always do festivals, but to do your own tour. And I'm sure Cardi would be six records. shooting for an arena tour.

I'm not saying that that's something she can do in every city, but she'd be shooting for that. You can't do that off singles. You need an album to do an arena tour. Yeah, okay, so she's scared, but how long, because... And she's an album artist,

whether we like to admit that or not. She said, to Julian's point, a very high precedent for herself, she is an album artist. Of course, she won a rap album to year. Of course she's an album artist. Yeah, that album's four times platinum. I just think now,

was different though. Because like where he said to do a tour, she's obviously going to do some arenas in certain cities. I almost think

that she has to do an arena in every city. I mean, the barbers would say, yeah, and if she doesn't they're going to this is what I'm trying.

You think she could do a, because, you know, five years is always a landmark date in music in terms of

catalog promotion. You think if she announced an invasion of privacy five-year tour, she could do an arena tour? That's the final.

Yeah, but she got to put out a new album before that. Like, is she going to the arena in Seattle, or is she just hitting major markets with arenas for a five-year anniversary? No matter what, I think she needs support if she's doing an arena. She has to put out a new album before a five-year, invading a privacy tour. Yes. There's no way.

That'd be crazy. There's no way. And I know, you know, I fuck a Cardi, but she has to put out a new album before we could even talk about, an invasion of privacy five years, six year, whatever fucking tour. Like, no, no, we need,

there has to be a new album that's out. Yeah. And I, you know, and I get the hesitancy of behind artists wanting to drop after having such success from the previous album as Cardi. But again, it's like people move on from projects and albums so fast now.

It's almost like, you want an artist to drop an album for what? So you can talk about it for five days and, and then a month from now you don't even listen to the album no more. And with her, it's going to be so many comparisons. Oh, yeah.

It's like everyone is awaiting Cardi's downfall. And even if everyone isn't awaiting it, I'm sure that she feels that way. It's not the downfall. I don't think people are awaiting her downfall. Certain group is. Well, there's certain groups out there

that wait on everybody's downfall. True. That's neither here nor there. I think the bigger thing is people are like, okay, show us that first one, wasn't a fluke. Yeah.

Because the success that she's had off of her debut album, there are not many artists that have had success like that off of their debut album, especially rap. Like, she got a Super Bowl halftime off her, off of one album. She won a rap album with her ear off her first album. She got a Pepsi commercial

off her first album. Like, she did shit that it's like, what the fuck? And we're talking about rap. This isn't R&B. This isn't pop. This is rap we're talking about. So I just think that it gets to that point where it's like,

she knows that the people are waiting to see like, all right, was the first one of fluke or like you really that dope of an artist? You can't even fluke that high though. Shit. You know what I mean? Like you can't fake. Why you can't? You can't.

Like that's... It's just buttons being pushed. But there's also... You start talking about endorsements and things like that. That's just a machine doing his job. This was the longest charting album by a female rapper ever. Every song on there is a single. Cool.

Every song is platinum. Great. that's amazing but now you have to give us another one we have to see we have to see the second one sound like then that's where I start to say you don't have to give them shit and honestly

the people who enjoyed her first album are going to enjoy the second album and the people who are waiting to say the first one wasn't that good and it didn't deserve all its awards are going to say that this one sucks I don't know if that's true because I really enjoyed the first album and there's been singles that I've

hated like I like this freestyle a lot but I'm more interested in what that snippet at the end was for that real single. I really love the first one. I'm not saying I hope I enjoy the second one, but I'm not just because I enjoy the first one as I mean I'm going to love the second one. How often do you listen to the first one? Do you re-listen to the first one or were you a creature of the moment when it came out

where you heard it and how you heard it affected what you thought? Yeah, I don't listen to Cardi B in my car by myself when I'm driving. Yeah, you do. that any song from that album could be put in a playlist for a kickback or a party. If we were doing something in the studio, every song on there I would put on a playlist currently right now to listen to and enjoy it.

You guys think Wop and Up will be on the second album? No. Those were members supposed to be the first two. Yeah. If it is, I think that's corny, but I get it. I get why they would do it. It will be on album. Wop came out in 2020.

I don't think it'll be sequenced. I think it would be like the last song. wherever do y'all want to put that motherfucker on the album, it's going to be on that album. To be the intro? I guarantee you WAP is on that album. Without a death.

Yeah, it came out of August 2020. I also think the pressure is kind of on. That's crazy. Two for Cardi, outside of everything we've talked about and Ben talking about, Nikki did not flop. Who said she did?

Nobody said that. I'm saying the pressure is now on even more because Nikki... They're going to prepare her. Because Nikki did not flop. Oh, okay. Like, Nikki did great numbers, had good reception,

had successful singles. Yeah. If Nikki flop, it'd be, I think Cardi would take more risks and be able to just try some shit because Nicky flopped. See, but even that, I just hate where it is now. Yeah, I hate it too. Because I ain't never listen to when boys and men dropped. It's like, yo, I take six. Y'all in trouble.

Like, I ain't never like, you can take. You know what I'm saying, real? I ain't ever like, yo, take six. What y'all going to do? Because the Motown, these motherfuckers from Philly just dropped a bomb. Like, I never did that. Like, you just take artists from what they get. give you, you listen to it, you like it, you like it, you don't, you don't, but like,

it's just corny that now we're like, yo, Nikki ain't flop, Cardi, what you're gonna do? It's just like, what's Joddy gonna do? Yeah, like, let Cardi be Cardi, let Nikki be like, you know what I'm saying? Like, I never- The truth, it's just not what it is, unfortunately. I understand that, but that's just, it's just whack that that's where it is now. It's like, damn, bro, like, artists, like, artists at home just motherfucking, like, on the internet, reading everything that people's saying about them. And it's just like, justice had a really interesting post.

when he said the comment section on social media killed the artist. He has a point. Because he did. He said, you know, artists get in there and they start reading certain things that people are saying about their song or saying about their outfit or whatever.

And then you start doing things with that shit programming your mind. Like, oh, what are people going to say? What is it? It's like, who gives a fuck? Like, if you're an artist, try something different. Be yourself.

Be unique. Don't be afraid to fail. Like, if you really feel passionate about this song and this record, Put it out. Now you can't do that because you always got these voices in the back of your head. It was just like, yo, this might happen, that might happen, or they wasn't feeling this or comparing it to this.

It's like, yo, what happened to just like being passionate about something, being creative, and then, you know, letting the chips fall where they're going to fall? It unfortunately made it where instead of the artist dictating the sound, the fans dictate it, and the fans have no idea what the fuck they like. It's actually the artist's job to make us like something. new because we don't have the brains that they have. That's why we look up to them and love their music. Create.

They have the vision to change the like landscape. Do we think, I mean, Andre 3000 is probably a bad example, but in this era, do you think we'd get the love below if there was a comment section? Or do you think we would get a bunch more Miss Jackson's? No, yeah. We'd get a bunch more Miss Jackson for sure. Which isn't bad, but it's like, he made us like that sound. Yeah.

Like we didn't go into it thinking like, oh man, Andre is supposed to give us this. And I was like, if this is what he's on, I'm going to listen because I respect him. And had the number, it would debut at number one. And then we fucking revered that album and it changed music for the better. You saw him and Big Boy, speaking Andre, him and Big Boy linked up. Yeah. Yeah, Andre had a show in Atlanta this weekend for the new Blue Sun album. So he had a show in Atlanta.

And obviously Big Boy was there to, you know, support. And they took pictures, videos together. you know, the internet is talking, or they might be back in. You know, you can't even take a picture with your boy that you grew up with at his first show for his flute album. Yeah. Without people told him, like, yo, when that new outcast, it's just like, bro. Yeah, did people not realize that three stacks used to go to all big boys' sons,

high school football games? Yeah, like, it's just, it's, these are real, this is family. This is, these are real friends. These are brothers supporting one another. But 3,000 did say that he does miss brat. I saw that. And, you know, he's, you know, whenever the spitters say shit like that, that means, oh, you about five songs in there ready.

Like, cut it out. Don't tell me you miss rap. That's mean to me. Yeah, like, yeah, like, don't tell me you miss rap 3,000 and you not six songs in for the new album. Like, we not, come on, cut the, cut the shit, man. Say that when you have a release date in my life. Yeah, like, tell me you miss the, tell me you miss rap and then two weeks from now, drop the album. Don't tell me you miss it when you actually just miss it and are considering doing it.

Yeah, yeah, I don't want to hear that. Don't play with my heart strength. Hey, I don't want to hear that shit. But I do. do believe that he's back in he's recording we will get a 3,000 album or project of some sort soon. Yeah. Before we get to voicemails, I want to say congratulations to Jason Kelsey, just retired, one of the greatest centers of all time. Absolutely. He had a press conference to announce everything, and it made me feel like he was sort of dirty macking on the rest of

us. I don't really like when husbands and like really good guys show how good they are to the whole world and make it harder for the rest of us. Roy, he's such a hater, bro. Just click this. He starts crying, talking about his beautiful wife and their children. After retirement? Yeah, God forbid he's in love. Just hit play. Buffalo billiards, where my life would change forever. Oh, he's retiring from the NFL. That night, I'd meet my future wife. Now I have to go make a crying video. I still remember the moment she walk through the door. Come on. This isn't a funeral.

The first instance. Biggest hater. Is burned in my retina. Don't say retina. You have eyes. And then wipe you out. She glided through the opening. She glided through the

Wild Wings. Then she started talking. She got a voice too. He lets his women do that? You thought Lil Dirk was the voice. She was beautiful and smart. serious yet playful

I knew it right away I think it's no coincidence I have enjoyed my best years of my career with Kylie by my side every accolade I have ever received is coupled her in my life this is this is this is this is this is the classic case of a nigga that got caught cheating

don't do that and his wife was like listen you got to go up to it When you announce your retirement and confess your love for me. It's the only way I'm getting over this shit. Do you hear everything's in cynical terms with cynical eye view? Like nothing can ever just see here. Cynical retinas, please.

Yes, retinas. As he grabs the retinas. As soon as he said retina, he grabbed the top of it. They're both hating from different sides. Rory's hating because this guy's actually in love. It's not. He's hating because he thinks everything is because it's a cover for something else. It's not that I'm...

Is it not? Okay, I'm hating. But I have reasoned for my hating. I think it's beautiful that he's in love and they have beautiful children that entire thing. But like when Kea like repost this on her story now it's tougher in my household because I have a microphone in front of my face

all the time. I don't cry. Wait, your girl reposed this? Yeah. It's like oh, this is a beautiful loving thing. Tick and ball. Say it ball. I just don't think this is something that you think she was the one that he cheated on with? Is that what you're trying to get it? I just don't think

how did this land on Kia's algorithms? Because he's, it's a guy talking about his wife. That ends up in algorithms. Yeah, I guess. Crying over your wife. Yeah. So now I'm going to have to figure out

how to like get some tears going on a pod. He doesn't have any tears going. He's crying. He's crying. You see, you see any tears? Maul, he's crying. I'm asking you, do you see any tears?

Yeah, there was some. Oh, okay. He's crying the way an NFL center would cry. He'd cry on inside. Yeah, he's got a body cry. Yeah, he cries on his side. Yeah, his retinas. Yeah, his retinas don't get watery.

Yeah. This just, you don't think this just makes it tougher for the rest of us out here when guys do this type of shit. Well, no, not me. No. I remember one of my, two of my frat brothers were dating like best friends and one of them wrote a poem on Facebook, like a whole confessing the love. And two of my frat brothers had a full falling out because he didn't warn him ahead of time that he was going to do the poem thing. Because immediately his girl looked at him and was like, well, my best friend just got a poem on Facebook. He's like, yo, can you ghost write me a poem before you do this? Right. Now I have to keep up with

you and your cries. Yeah. That's not... That's why I don't feel, no, this doesn't make it tough for me. Like, how do you fuck? Jason wanted to cry and give his wife, you know, some light on his retirement announcement? Cool. Well, no, I just look like a fucking asshole because I've only seen my girlfriend walk.

I've never seen her glide. Gly. Yeah. Like, babe, I'm sorry, I've just only seen your feet on the ground. I didn't know how to describe that. A lot of these chicks don't glide, though. They walk. So there's a lot of walking going on.

It's not too much glide. Speaking of a first date. I lied. You heard you walking down the whole hallway. Damaris, if you see a friend of yours being treated publicly in a great manner. Like some guy wrote a poem in his IG comments about her. Do you look at like your man sort of a way that he hasn't penned a poem for you on Instagram? Well, it depends.

I feel like different people show love in different ways. Yeah, what if you didn't write a poem? ate her ass that night. No, that's regular. That's like expected reading. I'm talking about like... Yeah, we're true. That's regular.

Some men... That's the workbook. It goes back to our love language conversation. Some people... Demaris don't even look like she would laugh if a nigga started saying a poem to, like, reading a poll. No, I wouldn't. I do poetry.

I would never laugh if somebody did it. And I feel like you judge his rhymes. I don't think you... You don't do poetry. You rap, nigga. That's true. Well, I do both. I'm pock.

Oh, fam. You know what? All this time you've been sitting here. I never saw a lot. I never knew a rose that grew in Syracuse. Yeah, I never knew Pock was sitting right here. A rose that grew in Syracuse. Y'all had a lot of smoke for, it's so funny.

A lot of people retweeted that clip of Maher's saying, ain't no good pussy in Syracuse. The niggas was like, boy, I got something I can put them on to, like, popping your shit. Oh, and none of that shit. I'm cool. That's crazy. You don't think there's good pussy in Syracuse?

No, there's definitely good pussy in Syracuse. This is good pussy everywhere on this planet. Every time. That's what I told you the other day. I ain't never, when the dude said it's a shortage out here, it ain't never been a shortage of pussy. I don't care what's going on. We went through a pandemic, 9-11.

One thing a nigger, a police officer did not yell at 9-11 was, yo, it ain't no more pussy out here. You ain't never hear cops say that. A shortage on pussy, where? Even with the amount of deaths that day. Still no shortage of pussy. It's pussy everywhere. To go back to Rory's

original point, different people have different love languages. Did any bad bitches die in 9-11? No, of course. Bad bids just don't work. Yeah, I was going to say. I'm sorry. I just didn't see the photos of everyone.

I've been down to the memorial. I saw the names. Bad bids just don't go to work. Wasn't the top floor like a restaurant? Maybe a waitress or two. Yeah, you got to think. Windows, I think it was called. Windows of the world.

Windows, yeah. You got to have some lookers up there. For sure. You can't have some Dorothy's walking around and handing out cocktails. No, but it's different. Those are like real waitresses. Like, those are not like bartenders and star tenders and things like that. No, because you got to, you're,

walk in a thin line because it is all the finance men that probably won. Oh, they're escorts? Yeah. Yeah. But they were like, you know. The escorts don't work where they dying. And escorts are resourceful. I feel like they got to the staircase quicker than most. Yeah. They know how to exit a building. They were already in a very timely manner. In heels.

Yeah. That's tough. Well, my bad demarice, I didn't know you was the two pocketish. And anyone victims of 9-11, sorry. Yeah. Sorry about that. Just a lot of apologies being given out right now. That's what the flags for, honestly. That a 9-11 flag. Never forget.

Never forget. Well, thank you. Jason Kelsey for your contributions to the NFL and to an argument that I'll probably have to have tonight. Really appreciate that. Speaking of a... Well, you have the mic right now. Cry.

Spitch of shit. Cry. Can you cry with the shit? No. Yes, he can. I used to be able to. I can't, no one. You're a sociopath.

Crying or demand? Do you guys cry when you caught onions? Yes. Well, not cry per se. But yeah, my eyes get... No, I'm not a... Sting. I'm not new to this shit.

You put a wet napkin next to it and it collects all the moisture from the onion. Wow, you ain't even had that trick in your matchbook portfolio. How close do I need to hold the wet napkin? Put the wet napkin just right next to the onion. Really? It's like loose?

You don't like wrap it? No, because you're cutting the onion. Cut through a wet napkin. Yeah, what are you chopping up the wet napkin? Cut it? Take it off. It's like taking off the skin of an onion. You got to take the, I heard about taking a match

and like putting it in him off like a toothpick. And like, oh, it'll, it'll, took up. Did you guys see, speaking of first dates, did you see the Outback steakhouse? Remember that whole argument

we had about like, women are better than the Cheesecake factory? Yeah. LeBron and Savannah's first date was at the Outback Steakhouse in Akron, Ohio. And it shut down. It shut down.

They were 13. Yeah. LeBron's probably going to pay for that to stay open. But they were sad and people were jumping on Twitter being like, look, if LeBron can take, you know, Savannah says.

They were like 15. You can go to Cheesecake, Ditch. Yeah, but they were like high school. Like Outback was like the spot to go. I don't know. Blumen onion hits still. A what? A blooming onion? A blue onion? Blooming onion. I don't know what that is. It's vegan. I don't know what it is either. Well, the onion, yeah. It's a deep fried onion. Oh, no, I'm cool. You say you're cool until you have it. No, it's very good. I don't like onions like that. Fucking, you never had a blooming onion.

Oh, yeah, I've had that. Wait, that's just like fried. That's like just onion rings that don't ring, right? Yeah. A little different than I don't know what they do. It could be the seasoning. Did he say onion ring? Don't ring? You know, let's say they don't make a ring. Yeah. Well, I mean, they're caught. They don't ring a dog, though. I thought that was a great explanation of what it was.

Right. LeBron will probably pay for that, whatever, like, financial situation to end. I could see him like. A cheesecake factory is it? Outback. Oh, I could see him buying that shit and keeping it open. Is Outback good? It's okay.

It's not bad. I mean, I don't think LeBron. I don't think LeBron has been there in years. So this was, yeah, Savannah had posted like, no, our first date. memories and then LeBron They were on Twitter making up on him. He said, oh my God, why, why, why? And he didn't say that.

Yeah. Wherever he was at, he didn't say he wasn't screaming why. He was not. I saw you know he was taking money under the table. He could already afford outback at 13. Mm. He was high school at 13. He was like 15, 16.

He pulled up to the outback in a Hummer. He was on the team. Definitely in the Hummer. H1 in Akron, Ohio. H2. H2. H1 expired. I didn't know and say anything.

What was they going to say? How did you get a Hummer, LeBron James? They knew how he got the Hummer. My mom bought it for me. Miss James, how did you get that Hummer? You got it for his 18th birthday. That's how every kid for their 18th birthday against H2 Hummer.

Duh. I've seen Super Sweet 16. That's hilarious. They just, they did that to some poor kid in Jersey City. His mom was riding around in a Benz on JFK Boulevard, and he was about to go to Arizona. Fuck them up. Do you guys have like a dedicated chain restaurant that you'll never give up no matter who talks shit?

Cheesecake for sure is up there for me. Really? I love cheesecake. It tastes great. You can get so many different things there. I don't mind chain restaurants, to be honest. Oh, not fast food. Not fast food and not bougie chain.

So not Morton's. That's boogey chain. For a chain, it's boogey chain. it's bougie chain. It's very good. Not Philippe. Like, I don't like Philippe.

That food is terrible. I'm with you. I'm talking about just regular, like, you know. I guess cheesecake would be the one then. Brooklyn Shop House. What, there's two of them. It's a chain, right? Only one in Brooklyn, one in the scenes.

Just two links. Just two links. It's a chain. I guess, uh. What, juice press? Red lobster. To me is always one that should be like a stable.

that you always go to. Red Lobster, yeah. I worked at Red Lobster for a lot of years, so I have like a soft spot for them. But probably Caravos for me. There's just something about mass the crustaceans and shellfish but it just doesn't seem right to me.

Yeah. Julian, you're from Albany. You have a chain fucking restaurant that you used to go to when you were younger. It wasn't Red Lobster. Okay. What was it?

Actually, we didn't really do. It was like a Chinese buffet that I used to love. Oh, yeah, I love the buffet. So, Red Lobster, but the Chinese buffet, you're all. Unlimited crap. Way more healthy. It's not about health. It's just about, I just, there's something about, like, mass.

Like, it's like going to me. So the Chinese buffet. To me, going to McDonald's and getting a fish fillet, it just sounds gross. Like, what is it? It's not even fish. It's one of America's biggest, biggest inventions ever. I'm not an Applebee's hater. I like Applebee's. I would still, I would still go to Applebee's as kind of like, hey, let's go after 10 for two for 20.

You can get cooked at Applebee's. I'm good. For cheap. Cheap. I used to be a big TGI Fridays guy. Oh, for sure. Oh, you know what? I have loyalty to TGI Friday's fucking spinach dip, for sure.

Applebee's has great spinach dip. I was going to say Applebee's. Fridays is like the same thing. Everything, no, everything about Applebee's to taste. Fridays is just seasoned a little spicier. I was like the same thing. Is Applebee's and Friday is kind of like Dominican and Puerto Ricans? It's like, yes.

Yeah. It's like sometimes you can't tell the difference. Yeah, when's your neighborhood bar? Yeah, but if you say like, yo, this is Appleby's like, no, this is Fridays. Oh, my bad. No more no problems here. But Fridays never like hit the city like that crazy. Like there's Applebee's on Jamaica Ave.

Like you could get Applebee's in every borough. Can you get TGR Fridays outside of just Queens and the Bronx? Not really. There has to be a Fridays in Manhattan somewhere. Really? Yeah, for sure. There probably is. I mean Applebee's done a dollar long island.

Oh, there's one right on 34th. Oh, yeah, there is one on 34th. Yeah, it's free. You're sick if you go to the TGR Fridays on 34th. Why? It's probably nice in there. Man, I'm still trying to figure out why the fuck they got rid of ESPN zone. When I was a kid, I used to love going there.

That was my spot, man. I told you I got banned and kicked out of ESPN Zone for life. I think I do remember you telling me that. Yeah, I was actually in the one in Baltimore. You ordered too much cordon blue, right? That was definitely. I was watching the PGA tour. Damn, I miss

ESPN zone I was at the ESPN zone For 12 hours Order and cordon Blues That's crazy At 13 Was I going

Do a divorce What the fuck You know Ordering cold arm blues All day Ispians Did they serve out there That's such a random

Dish To get at ESPN zone Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah, when I was a teenager, my dad was living in Baltimore when I would go visit him, he would be working all day. So he would just like, you throw me.

Your dad is a true, like, he's a man's man. He was living in. Have you ever been to Baltimore? Have you ever been to Baltimore? Yes. Once. Yo, your dad lived in Baltimore. Worked on the docks, like a man.

Living in Baltimore? Wow. So he'd be working all day. So he would just throw me in the ESPN zone. Like, he wasn't going to give him. babysitter. Just like go go run a

and walk. You know you said that and walk the go run amuck in the ESPN zone. So by like the third day I was like I loved it

for the first two days. Then I started to get bored and mischievous. Yeah. So I took a basketball from the third floor and I threw it over

like the railing and it legitimately landed on a waitress with a thing. Bad as fuck. And I didn't even have like the word of thought of like

it and run. I like, I watched to laugh. You wanted the memories? You heard that shit hit the tray? No, it's in my retinas forever. So yeah, I was, uh, I was like, I was caught. I was caught, I was caught immediately and banned for life from the ESPN zone. Yo, that's hilarious. And of course, on the way out when like, they were telling me like,

your ban for life. I was like, the New York one, too. Like, if it was just this one, I'm like, He's fine. I can't go to Manhattan. Oh, man, that's fucked up. Yeah, that was on my favorite spot. I loved ESPN. So much.

That was a classic spot. And it was the first place ever that had TVs on the urinals. Yeah. It was good times, man. Yes, Pianzons. That's a legendary spot, one of Times Square. Legendary. All right, Julian.

What voicemails do we have today, sir? You've got mail. Relationship problem, of course. But this is sparked by a coworker. So it's a little different here. Relationship? All right, Damaris. Yeah. Okay. Did anyone see that?

No. All right. Hey, y'all. This is Gina from New York. Shout out to the Discord. I showed this on there, but I do want to hear y'all thoughts. My older color gave me flowers after I helped wrap up her chart. Honestly, I don't like flowers. I don't like watching them with her and die. And I was directed by my superior to do the assignment. So I kept forgetting them in the office. and Friday I had too many things to take home.

So I asked the front desk ladies if they wanted them. They suggested that I leave them at the desk so everyone could see them. So I left early one day for a doctor's appointment and the co-workers saw them. She got pissed even though the reception was like, no, she did like them. She just wanted to show them off. She was like, yeah, whatever, I'm going to just take my base. She ended up throwing out the flowers and keeping the base. So am I rude for not taking them home?

and how do you all prefer for someone to show appreciation? Thank you. Love you guys. I don't prefer them crying at their retirement NFL conference. I'll tell you that much. Hey. It was hard. That audio was really bad.

So basically her coworker, her coworker bought her some flowers to show appreciation for something she did at work. Trying to be. The girl, she was a girl. Women don't possibly. Okay, whatever. She bought her flowers. Trying to scissors.

And she basically, she was basically saying, hey, I don't really like flowers like that. I don't like watching them with her and die. I'd rather put them up in the office so everyone can see. So she puts the flowers up in the office. The coworker got upset about that, that she didn't take them home and threw the flowers out. She's trying to fuck. She basically says, was she rude to do that? And how do you feel about, how do you like to receive whatever, love or whatever, what's your love?

language, how you like to receive appreciation. I don't think it's rude, per se. She may... She could have took them home and threw them out. Like, hey, these are so beautiful. Let's keep them in the office. Like, I really like them. No, she could have just took them home and she didn't like them, throw them out.

Yeah. How simple? It's very simple. But what's wrong? If she told them and throw them out. Okay. If Julian were to get me flowers. Okay, that's something else now.

And that went to hold another zone. Just platonic, clover. Yeah. Just like, hey, man, loves yesterday's Epp. Here's some flowers. I would think, oh, maybe we should leave them here so everyone could enjoy the flowers. I don't think there's anything wrong with that.

Yeah, but if you really, really like the flowers, you wouldn't leave. Could I keep them on my desk? Like, what's wrong with that? If you really, really like the flowers, you would take the flowers home, right? It's tough to take flowers home. Is it?

Is it a big-ass car? If you're in, all right, even if you're not in a car, traveling with a vase with water, it's even more difficult in a car. You don't put in a vase of water. And then travel with them. You take them wrapped up home and then vase and water.

Some people go above and beyond and give you vases with. That's just the convenient. Don't go above them. That's like gifting someone a fish in the tank. You can't give them a fish outside of a tank. And then they do the rest. Give me a little bag. Why is this universal for yo, yo,

you're holding a fucking goldfish in the carnival. Yeah, from the county fish. That won't make it home. Yeah. Now that fish is ever all one of those? Yes. What do they call it? We call them the Japanese fighter fish.

Sounds racist now, but. I went to a birthday party when I was really, really young, and one of the party favors was goldfish. And it died on the way home. I was like sad. My sister got some goldfish that I think it was like a, I want to say it was a baby shower. And the goldfish were like to send the pieces on the tables. Yep. I did that.

So my nephew wanted them. He took two of them home. Sister had these things. So I somehow ended up. up fucking fish sitting. Got to fucking feed fish and shit like that, right? My sister, when she moved down to, because she had it when she was living here in New York,

when she moved down to Virginia, the first time she changed the water, like, the fish died. Yeah. And she had them for, like, she had them for like three years. And when she was living in New York, and then she moved to Virginia, and then she went to clean the tank and change the water.

And I guess the water is different than Virginia. Like, they died as soon as she changed the water. Like, they were, like, they were like, almost like, They were drowning, dying like that. Damn. Like almost instantaneous. As soon as she put them in the new water,

like they started like freaking out in the tank. Fish, I think, are the most interesting pets in the world because they're not really pets. They're decor. Like any other pet is like part of your life. Even ferrets, I feel like get more love. Oh, ferrets are very cool. A fish might as well just be an art piece.

If I go to my house and they got a ferret, I'm leaving. I want it one so bad. My cousin had two. Two ferrets? Bonnie and Clyde. My cousin Mike. Two ferrets, Bonnie and Clyde. Only white people had fairies.

And cousin Mike, let me hollet you for a second, cousin Mike. What you going through over there, man? Two ferrets? He was 15. Bonnie and Clyde. And what he used to do to me, which pissed me off because I would sleep on the floor when I was at his house in his room and he would take, because I was terrified of the fucking ferrets.

He would take the ferrets and throw them on me when I was sleeping. Oh, that's like evil. Oh, no, my cousin was Mike is evil. They're very playful, though. they're charming. If you own a ferret, my nigga, you got like, go do something else more.

I like otters. They kind of look like otters. The only issue is that because they're rodents, they stink. That's literally the only issue. What is that? Why do,

why do rodents just have like that general baseline, like, funk? But they're so fucking because they're rodents. I really, I really like looked into buying one.

A ferret? Yeah, maybe like six years ago. I really weren't. They are cute. I would fuck with a ferret. Just buy a small dog. It's about the same side.

is Bazelie. Yeah, it's probably small that shit, what is that? Yeah, I'm mad because I was terrified as a kid of the ferrets, but now I feel like I would get along with the ferret.

Yeah. I wouldn't be scared now. They had fucking claws, though. Like, terrified. This is a certain shit you just shouldn't know. Ferret, get out of here, man.

They always had them in the pet co. A white one's too close to a rat. Yeah, it's too close to the sun. Well, yeah, either way, I think having fish, don't call them pets.

They're paintings. They're, they're shit. you put on your shelf. Like they are decor. They're not pets. They're living, breathing things. They're people use them as decor. Yeah. Okay. What am I supposed to do? Pick it up and pet it? Like, there's nothing I can do.

Yeah, just put them back in the ocean. Like, at least if we're kidnapping cute, cuddly dogs from the wilderness, we at least give them love. Like, fish, you can't do anything. Okay, but they don't need. They're a centerpiece. They don't need. And fish it shouldn't be like closed in. They should be able to just swim as vast as the ocean. You know what I mean? A goldfish going to survive in the ocean.

For sure. Well, I mean, I would think about that often with Basley, when I get on like my humanitarian thing. I'm like, it's weird that we do this to animals. But I'm like, Bays would be the quickest snack in the wilderness in a heartbeat. She's not, that breed is not to be in the wilderness. That breed doesn't exist. Yeah, it's not been a real thing. It's an experiment.

It's a hybrid. Fucking, yeah. Malties and a poodle. A lab experiment. But like, what were. poodles doing before humans were around? Like, did we save the poodle race? I'm sure we didn't.

There's no way poodles were running rampant in the Amazon. They would be eating. Well, they're French, so they were eating croissants. All right, so we save them from the Germans. You know what? I, uh, when I was, um... Y'all gonna answer that girl question?

Oh, how do we like affection? Or whatever? How do you like to be your, how do you like to be shown appreciation? But what about the flowers? I like verbal appreciation because it sounds like this is just a co-worker thing, so I'm not going to say

physical touch because that'd be weird. Damaris touches me all the time. But it seems unwanted and mean. And weird. And not appropriate. Yeah. I would go with words of affirmation. Okay.

I don't need flowers. Physical workers? That you appreciate something. Touch me. Physical touch. From your coworkers? No, we're saying co-work, like not romantic. It's not a love language.

Q coworkers, yeah. like if she's cute yeah she can touch me I'll give you consent can touch me right because that's all you got to do is give consent right we're in a workplace but if I give you consent to touch me it's okay in your current workplace

how would you like the rest of us to show you affection oh in my current workplace how would you like rel to deal with you I thought you was talking about like in any just in work workplace no how do you prefer affection in the workplace just shut the fuck up I love when people

which is a good one. It seems really productive. What is it called? At a podcast. Shut the fuck up. Don't say nothing to me. Leave me alone. What is it?

We're not going with love languages. This is co-worker languages. Yeah, that's still a love language. I guess in the workplace, what's the other one? Quality time with my coworker? No. You spend quality time with Julian all the time.

You spent quality time with me. Yeah, but that's not my love language with you guys. I just like you guys. No, that should love language. I spend time with you guys because I like you guys. Yeah, that's the point. Well, it's like language. They're similar.

Jesus Christ. Damn, so you can't touch me. All right. You want us to touch you? Well, no, it's, you know, workplace. Clearly, Malls is not quality time. We'll knock that one off. Oh, yeah.

Words of affirmation. I like, I like, you just said shut the fuck up. And now you know words of affirmation. Yeah. That's contradictory. Give me words affirmation and then shut the fuck up. I like your shoes, Ma. All right, now shut the fuck up.

See how quick that was? How did that go with your love language, Julian? Yeah. Is that a mutual exchange? Yeah, it didn't feel good. Are you in a strenuous relationship? You're an abusive relationship? I feel abused, dude.

Okay, now give him a gift. That's how you fix it. Here's just Chanel. I mean, why are all bitches love language gifts? Oh, you can curse a bit. And chat as long as you take her to Chanel the next day, she won't go to fuck. Do we have another voicemail? Yeah, sure.

Let's see. Hey, y'all. My name is Banna. I'm from Toronto, Canada. I'm a big fan of the podcast. You guys make my Sundays cleaning days a lot more lit. To get into the reason why I'm calling, I've been in a relationship with the man that I'm with for six years now. It's been a rocky road, but we're finally in a good place.

during the time frame, about half of the time, which was like three years, was long distance. And if you guys have ever been in it, you know it can be hard. But during that time frame, trust was definitely broken. And we're in a good place now, but every now and then, there are points in the relationship where that lack of trust shows. And I want to know, do you guys think that trust can be rebuilt? I know it's a long, winded question. but yeah, I just want to know your take on it and

appreciate the advice. Do we think that trust can be rebuilt in general or in her particular? She's saying they're in a good place now, but all right, I'll put it the way she didn't put it. He had been caught cheating mad fucking time. They've been together for six years, for three years, he was fucking mad other girls.

They've gotten into a better place, but there's still signs of mistrust and probably some baggage from the things that happened before. I think what she should do is look at herself in the mirror and be like, yeah, why are you bringing up old shit

and leave that man alone? You got to some flowers or something and shut the fuck up. Maybe run his feet. Stop nagging him. Touch him. Jesus fucking Christ. I mean, you know, we could just be honest.

Once that type of truck, broken. Touch him is crazy. Yeah. Touch him. Touch him. Arbor Days next month. Oh, man.

You know what goes down on Arbor Day. They celebrate that in Canada? I think when that trust is broken, you're just holding on to the inevitable. It's not going to work out. Yeah, it's tough to get over that. I'm not saying there's a world where it can't happen. And it's long distance?

Not anymore. It was. But it sounds fractured enough that he did enough damage on the distance front that no matter even if he's right here to say proof, it's still not good. Well, let's not be super pessimistic. With distance, I'm sure that may have caused some of the cheating. No, it gave him room to do what he wanted to do.

Get a shit off. Yeah. She's 2,000 miles away. They're now in a place where they are together. And yeah, maybe you have to put things in perspective. Like, where we were for three years was not the most positive situation we could be in. And it led to some shit that we can now fix. Focus on the reason why it may have happened.

Because you guys were long distance. Now you're not long distance. So maybe you can focus on the good right now. based on what she said it sounds like it's six years in i'm not telling her to just fucking pack up and leave no she's no she's not you're not telling her that she would be telling you that i'm not in this relationship i don't even know this girl no i'm just saying like in her situation he can't tell her to leave no of course not i'm saying to her as me that she put six years in and she's saying the last three have been better she's still just trying to work and get over

some of the mistrust you put the time in already you might as well see it through Why waste the last three years of trying to make it work to now being in a good situation to still focus on the past shit? You made it just, that's where it gets fucked up with people that stay with people that cheat. You did make a decision to stay here and try to work on it. So are we going to do that or not? Yeah. It's fucked up. I know it's a fucked up situation.

That's why when the cheating happens, you should just leave off rip. But when you choose to stay and work on it, that means you are now part of, you. of working on this. And working on this means you need to ignore some of the past shit and focus on what's happening right now. Yeah. Once you make the decision to stay, it's like you're in it now. Like you made that that you can't read.

You can't renege, but you can't keep, once you forgive me, you can't keep bringing up what the fuck I did. Once you decide to forgive me, it's not, oh, but you did this, oh, but you did that. You decided to forgive me and give me another chance. Are you going to do that or not? What my advice to her would be everything that's done in the dark will come to the light just like it did last time. And when I say done in the dark will come to the light,

I don't mean when it's dark, turn the light on his phone and go through it. That's not what I'm saying. What I'm saying is let shit naturally come to the surface. Like, if it's meant to come out, it'll come out. But just enjoy your relationship in the meantime. You're currently, if he does end up cheating, you put yourself through that trauma twice

by worrying about it so much. Wait until it actually happens. Enjoy the happiness that you have that's so rare and just do your best to like let it go or leave. If you're not going to be able to let it go. And if you're your current, trusts are accurate and he is still being a little cheaty. I'm not saying he's probably the same way he was when y'all were not living together.

He's never going to change. Six years of fucking other bitches, the seventh year, he's not going to be like, well, I'm going to hang the jersey up now. You can't attach yourself. At this point, it's a habit, whether or not she lives with him or not. He's still used to fucking other women in this relationship. Yeah, that's a little different. I think it's different.

It's different that they're in the same city, but like I'm saying three years of building that habit, you're not just going to be like cold turkey and be like, oh, I guess I'm done now because you moved to my city. No one nigga ever went cold turkey off the cheat. Just the Coke. Cold turkey? I still believe you dabbled a little bit. Who?

I'm not, no. Why would I lie? I wouldn't lie about that. Drug addicts do lie. Former. I do a lot of shrooms now. It's kind of sight. Yeah, sweetie.

Just enjoy your relationship. If you're happy, just enjoy your relationship with you. you're demaris sweetie just enjoy your reputation for real because I've been there where you sit up there

like stressing like oh is he doing it is your girl if you're gonna do all that just leave in my thing either clean the slate or leave

he probably is he's probably not he's probably getting some head at Applebee's he's probably not ESPN's own dome men well from what I know

about men I'm in a room full of men so please tell me if I'm wrong men usually cheat off a convenience. It was convenient. It was convenient when he was cheating

because you lived all the way over there and the shorty he was fucking probably live five minutes away. Now the most convenient pussy lays in the bed with him. I'm sure. Homegirl still lives five minutes away. And on top of that, plenty of men have cheated when they had their girl living a convenient

pussy next to them. Yeah, for sure. But that wasn't, who knows if that was his sin. Women have done that with convenient dick. If he started off cheating while they were living in the same house or they were living in the same city that's different. But everybody has the worry of cheating with long distance because people have people have sex drives and you're far away. Yeah. Like it, you know what I'm saying? Like that's something that you have to think about. Doesn't make it right, but it is a fact of the situation.

So I have a theory. I just feel like Toronto is too small to cheat. Toronto's a great city to cheat and I'll tell you that. As an outsider. No, if I lived there, it's a lot of options. So wait, so you're going to move there with the intentions to get in a relationship that you cheat? No. That's just that's some insane shit. Yeah, that's some wild shit. I have a theory from all. I feel like you would be better suited for a long distance relationship. Why? He would cheat.

Well, yeah, of course. That's implied. But I'm saying, I think I think, why you're just throwing that on my resume like that? No, I think you don't, I think you really value your time alone and your space. And I think you when necessary, can give someone the quality time that you want to give them

and feel that they deserve. But then when the weekend's over, the week's over, you're like, I still want to be alone and on my own time in my own city. I'm a loner and alone has got to be alone. So I think that fits your lifestyle. But I don't think he should be in a long distance relationship. I think he should just, which he tends to do, date women who have a lot going on. So that if she's busy and he's busy, maybe I see once or twice a week.

What? You see if they put on your, I have hope for you, my name. No, you don't, nigga, because you was the first one that said so he could cheat. We're in the, we're back in the pods here. Oh, my bad. Because we know you wouldn't really be in a relationship. That's why we're in the pods. Oh, yeah.

You changed, okay, my bad. So in the pods where you're cheating like crazy. Okay. Got it. I can't really see you being a cheater not because of a moral value just because you don't go outside. True. I don't think you really go to girls' cribs like that. And if you were in a relationship, I don't know if you'd be the one that would like hide your girl's stuff for her to come to the crowd to cheat.

Oh, God, no. No, I don't have the fucking bandwidth. The effort. Yeah, just I don't think you would do that. I don't have it. I can't do that. Those days are like way behind me. That's what you're doing your 20.

You hear some dirtbag shit? Someone I know. Sure. Someone you know, right? Yeah. It's not me because I'm not in a relationship. He's in a serious relationship. And he's older of him.

He's older too. He sold out the garden for weeks. His name is Bruce. Jenner. That's a good twist. He, his girl went away on a business trip for like a week and they live together. And he was, you know,

getting his cheat shit off. and he had a girl was coming into town and he took photos of all of his girls shit in the apartment hit it all that effort

that's serial killer how insane is that serial killer shit right there that's I'm not judging people that cheap I'm seeing that in every movie would a dude was a serial killer

hit it all and then obviously before she came home put everything back in it in its place that's a fucking nuts yeah he's gonna kill his girlfriend

and clean the whole space and put everything back he's that type of guy that's in him he is that methodical to be honest. I mean, but if you're going to kill your girlfriend, you might as well be good at cleaning up. Yeah, you have to be good at cleaning up. But you want to get away with it. Is he fucking safe? Is he not going to clean it up after he kills her? Like, what do you expect?

Burn the house down? True. Whoever the crime scene is that burn that motherfucker to the ground. That's always your murder. Like with fire investigators, I feel like you should clean up and then burn down. I've watched enough like if you just burn shit to fuck up, they can't. Your DNA's not there no more. Like it's nothing if that's entirely true. What? Teeth. Yeah. That's the only thing you're really going to worry about. Who? You got to pull the teeth. teeth out. Yeah, but my teeth.

My teeth. I'm not at the crime scene. I don't care if they find the victim as long as they don't have my DNA on the victim. I don't give a fuck. Yeah, but also I feel like sometimes in house fires, like the victim won't completely burn. You may still be able to figure out that they didn't die because of the fire. Like, if you

kill your girl and then burn the house down, there's a chance they could find out how she died. Okay. In the... Y'all missing it. They could find out how she died. They could find out the first blow that she died from. As long as your DNA is not there. Yeah.

But what happens to the- And the murder weapon is not there? You're, you're, you might be, okay, but what happens? You might be gone home,

but what happens if they find mall's Aster Club lighter next to the crime scene? You're in handcuffs. There's madle astroclub life. Yeah, that's not mine. Like,

they handed out 10,000. It's your crib. Still not mine. What are you talking about? So when y'all have other, so when you're casually dating or when you were cheating, past lives, past lives,

different universe. Potsphere. Pots here. Not past few. Yeah, pod series. Did you guys hide? Did you hide your girlfriends or your main girls or whatever stuff when other women will come over?

That's what we were just talking about. That's some in your 20s shit. I never got that. No. Like nothing? Like not even if it's like. Most that was ever there was maybe like a brush. Tampons or stuff.

Something like that. Like in the bathroom. Let me tell y'all how this nigga. It was a Jersey nigga too. Let me tell y'all how this nigger. told me I went to go get in the shower and there was a summer's eve like body wash in the shower

That's the one that's for vaginas right? Yes. This nigga told me oh it's my sisters Yeah Your sister is never leaving Summer's Eve body wash And her older brother's shower She's not doing it.

Why not? She's not doing it bro I don't know I mean I got two bathrooms some But my sister has definitely left her shit In my mom yeah but there's shit And then there's that shit That's like pussy

And I'm talking about not older women, right? Because I feel like older women wouldn't give a fuck. An 18-year-old girl is not leaving her summer's eve body wash in her brother's shower. No, she's coming back to get that. She's not doing that.

No. Hell no. Teenage girls are embarrassed of everything body-wise that they have to do, especially from their older brother. They're not doing that, bro. That's a cat. I feel like if I had said... But that's one that I would leave my axe body spray

and old spice body wash. You're a boy. It's some completely different. Yeah, but that's one of those lies where you can't prove it and you got to kind of just watch him from that point on. That's weird though. Trying to prove that as funny. Because you can easily, you can easily one day the sister, y'all be around the sister

and be like, yo girl, like I put your somebody's body wash under the cabinet, you know, I took it out the shop, I don't use that. Nah, this niggas walk up. Yeah, sister's been no better. I really call him because he had, you know how girls with short haircuts have really, really small flat irons. He tried to say that was his sister too. sister had a head full of hair. That little ass flat iron was not hers.

She did not. It was a travel size one. No, not the size of the flat iron, the size of the, like the plates. That's for ball hair, bitches. That's for Hallie Berry cut having bitches. Like, stop lying. Pixie cut, right? Pixie cut. Yeah, you was fucking that girl with that pixie cut. I love a good pixie now. And you're lying. I like pixie sticks. It was very fun back in the day. Anyways, is your sister ever covered for you? Absolutely. Like in a romantic situation? Absolutely. Do you have any fun stories? I feel like she will.

it down. Oh no, she definitely held it down. But now it's getting to the age where she like, I think she, she thinks that like if I'm seeing a girl, I'm only seeing like one girl, she just like assumes that. Never the case. Which is probably, which is probably the case. But she she's kind of like at the slip up stage where it's like she'll say something and it's just like. Yeah, she's focused on real shit. That ain't even her. Like what are you talking about? Like what are you? That's not even the same girl. like just shut up like she's at that age now where it's like oh shit like I just assumed that that was my bad yeah that's awful I thought I did it to Julian this weekend that's your move though you do that he do that what did you say it's starting to see like it's our

purpose I don't know ma'm all what you think no wait wait wait I don't remember what you say I think he just forget honestly yeah no I 100% forget yeah I thought I said it's good to see you see that's what we got it yeah that's what he did to me first of all don't tell don't tell my bitch is good to see her again. But let's start there. My boy or not. It was being polite. Yeah, nah, now fuck all that.

Don't tell my girl, yo, it's good to see you. No, it's not. It's not good to see her. Why is it not? Because it's not. I'll let Roy get that off because he was literally on our first date.

Yeah, but don't. Talk to her. We had a good conversation. And he told, Julian told me he was bringing that girl to the show. With everything. So I assumed I was safe to say, good to see you again.

Valid. All of that is valid, right? Don't tell my girl. good to see her again. Ma, you're ridiculous. I would never feel away. Don't tell my girl is good seeing her again.

Why? Because it's not good to see my girl again. Why isn't it though? We had a good conversation the first time. You told Kia's good to see you again? When I told Kia that? You got a habit of doing this where you just throw shit over. It's a drastically different situation.

It's totally fine if he says that to Keith. You got, but hold on. Damaris's got this thing when she does that, you've done that. You've done that. You've done that. Tell me when I'm going to say, Because I guarantee you ask Kia that.

She was like, well, he's never said that to me. Yeah, matter of fact, Kea actually asked me like, why doesn't them all talk to me more? I say hello, give a hug, and that's it. Where it stops with my niggas and their girls. I don't try to get into no, because I can feel when the girls were like, so how was London? Kia, get away from me.

Like, like, I'm just saying. That's what I would say. That's just, just the love language. Get away from me. Like, we're not even falling into no conversations about with me and Rory. We're traveling on the road. Yo, whatever he said. There's nothing wrong to tell.

No, you're right. But as a friend, sometimes you don't know when you're slipping up. Because you might have said something like, London was fucking terrible, right? Innocent. True. Okay. And I'd be like, yo, we had a ball in London. Yeah, okay.

Now, ready, we got conflicting, you know what I'm saying? Points of views of London. Ball's angle is just the less you speak, the less. You don't got me on nothing. That's criminal mentality. When the cops arrest you, the first thing niggott say you is, shut the fuck up. Don't say nothing. If your girl would be like, hey,

how was London? Yo, I'm sick. Leave me alone. Get away from me. I'm going to just throwing into some other shit. I mean, you could probably phrase it better. Yeah, phrase it better. Be like, yo, listen.

Like, I don't know, man. So my life is a world when I don't even know. My life is a whirlwind. Don't say world when to my girl. Yeah. My life's a world. And I don't even know. I don't remember London.

I don't remember London. I'm sorry. These retinas, I don't remember shit. Yeah, I don't remember London. Who did I do that? I did that to you? Yeah. Well, that's how I don't know.

I confused two different guys. Yeah. Yeah, okay, yeah. We was, we was at, uh. No, no, he didn't even confuse the guy. He was just trying to like, you know how you try to be friendly and he put some sauce on some shit. And it's like that's, that didn't even happen. Wrong sauce.

So now it sounds like there's another nigga and there's actually not even another nigga. You put mamba sauce on it. I thought we were bonding. You and Demarge's boyfriend? Yeah. Was this at your song thing? My song thing. It wasn't my song thing.

We don't need to talk about it. Your song thing, damn. I was trying to be. And by the way, we bonded for the rest of the night. He just kept talking to me. Yeah, of course. He was trying to get information out of you. And once I realized my fuck up, I held it down.

I ain't say shit. All right, cool. You ten toes. Yeah. As long as he stood ten toes after the fuck up, it's so good. Your Harris knows I would stay ten toes with any guy approaching me. How do you reverse a fuck up like that, though? It ain't.

Stop talking. How do you let your friend know this? Shut the fuck up. Just shut up. You don't like reverse. No. Everybody pretends. Because now you have to cause more damage.

Everybody pretends. It never happened. Yeah, just shut up. What did I say? I was like, oh, you know, I'm so silly. I was just joking. No, I didn't, I told you about that. I'm so, you know, we got to gay your way out of it.

Oh, I'm so silly. I didn't correct you in the moment. Roy was like, yeah, I remember I met you at the... See? That wasn't even the same person. Throw a memory on him. Because memories don't live like people do. That was sick.

Why you've been talking? Like, you just got off a live show. Why are you still talking? You just talked for three hours. Shut up. Got Damaris jammed up. baby they you was jammed up

you was over there fighting for your life that night I remember that trying to walk around acting like she was busy I don't think I ever told you all this I don't think I ever told you all this

then his homie right we're drunk we're all leaving at end of night his homie sees Maul's sister and it's like yo she's beautiful I said

no no please like don't don't don't know I kick your fucking heart out your chest I said get your boy bro like he like no like they Mac and I'm like

dog Like, no, if there's anybody in this room, he can't talk to, he can't talk to her. Yeah, it's like, that's the one person in the room, bro. I think my grandma here, you go talk to her. Don't talk to Moss. Yeah, we're not playing that game. I don't even play that. Please.

And it wasn't even by no disrespectful shit. He was so cute and sweet. And it was cool. I was just conflicting because I was trying to get to that area where, like, we could call each other brother-in-law and shit. Roy wanted to be family with everybody. So bad, bro. He's the only child.

Yeah. It's the only child syndrome. That's true. Like everybody you just want to embrace and just like, hey, hey, where you? Are you leaving already? Like, Rory's definitely going, are you leaving already? Yeah. I'm having a good time.

I'll be that guy. So soon. Meanwhile, Rory's on his way out of the door five minutes so soon. So soon. We've been here four hours. So soon. Yo, listen, fam, niggas got to go home at some point. That's the only child syndrome.

I want to do another party of Rory's house. I miss doing that. I miss my house too. Fucking bought this beautiful home and I can't even live there. I mean, think about that all the time. Rory House down the street. It's probably empty. I should go break in.

Oh, my dad's here. I know where the keys are. Yeah. Oh, I know the code. No, there's another door. You don't know where this is. You know, Rory changed that code by now. Sure.

Sure, I did. He has a man home to change it. The realtor had that fucking code. Oh, man. Yeah, that, I mean, my dad's in there. He's still there? Yeah, he's in and out between Florida and back here. Oh, I'll go visit.

him. Yeah, he's on drinks. Your dad just had a birthday, right? Oh, yeah. Yeah. My dad turned to 73. Happy birthday to Julian's dad. He went to the gym that day and they gave him a free smoothie and he was like,

this is all I could ask for. So that's it. 73 healthy. Yeah, man. At this point, that's it. Losing a lot of peers already. It's kind of sad. Yeah.

He looks in great shape to be his age. Yeah. They're good. They did a little dinner together. I don't know. A little humping? Maybe. Yeah.

wasn't around. You got a little humping. You got to give dad a little hump on his birthday. Yeah. Yeah. He's a birthday. You guys keep putting this on my... That your parents have sex.

That your parents have sex? Yeah, you just keep throwing that every time they come up. I mean... I mean, you're here. Yeah. You have siblings. I don't think it's that weird. We see you.

You're right there. We see you. A little pre-com baby. Oh, Julian is a pre-com baby? Get the fuck out of here. Being a pre-com baby. You know, being a pre-com baby, and you like 30 years old? The diggas say that to you?

My dad, Like, yo, this nigga, this thing got the wobbly neck. This nigga a pre-cum baby. So since my dad has been staying at my crib somewhere, he treats me like a pre-cum baby with my request that he just ignores. So he fishbowls his guest room that he stays in. He leaves the door wide open? No, he'll close the door and smoke in there.

Okay. Fishball. Yeah, like he'll literally close the door. I call it hot boxing. Well, all right. But he's old. Yeah, okay. He listens to rock music.

It's called a fishbowl. That's a fishbowl. that was fine. Now he uses because he can't really get up the steps the same way to the roof to go smoke and it's been the wintertime. He goes into my bedroom and opens my balcony

on the back. No, it's not. You're not even there. Because he goes back and forth between the guest room and my room and I have a child. Like I'll walk in there and it'll smell like the highest grade weed you'd ever

smoke in your entire life. And I'm like, Dad, you're just like, please smoke outside. just go down the steps or go up to steps to the roof doesn't listen to me once yeah that's that he's not supposed to yeah he doesn't pay the fucking bills he gave birth to you

no he didn't he came yeah it didn't really take much either sometimes that's all you need to do step one is just come he showed up there you go he showed up to fuck my mom he showed up Howard theater Washington DC

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