New Rory & MAL - Episode 252 | Money, Powder, Respect
Episode Date: March 22, 2024New ‘My Karma Is Beautiful’ feat. Bas available now on YouTube! We recap our St. Patty’s Day weekend…shoutout to Rory and all the Irish out there. Rory failed at taking Amara down a slide (15:...46) (please watch on YouTube) Is social media helping or hurting Meek (22:20)? We discussed if he’d fare well in the podcast space. Meanwhile, Rory still thinks the clock is on for Sexyy Red (35:57). This becomes a conversation about longevity in hip hop which leads to an early contender for song of the summer and if rappers can rap about violence/drugs and still have their integrity. We review Justin Timberlake’s album and cover the change in club culture (1:08:14). We miss the good old days. Speaking of old days, Julian shares an old Palooza story with the guys that leaves Rory speechless (1:25:48). Kanye lashes out at Kai Cenat for his unfavorable review of his oversized sweatpants (1:32:52). It’s time for voicemails (1:48:11). Rory goes on a tangent about ‘Killers Of The Flower Moon’ and asks for help to line up the proper thr**some. For our second voicemail we did a lot of editing. Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Bagged out the hammer and it's...
Because why not be conflicted like, what the fuck?
Seven soft?
But seven soft is crazy.
Yo!
No warts, clean shaft.
What a lace of a piece.
seven song
No one
Yeah
My whole clique
Bout about it
We take yours
Why you're proud about it
Never wanted Turks
Why
Turks is the new Orchard Beach
That's crazy
Are we rolling
It costs too much to be that
I get what you're saying
But it costs
Nothing costs too much
Everybody's a scammer
They did that
And Tulum you
That's too expensive
Saying Turks is the new
Orchard Beach is absurd
It is
That's crazy
No disrespected Turks
But everybody's
Gone or gone to Turks
I could
It's like Tulum, maybe that comparison.
But Turks is still Turks, even though everyone goes there.
But you go to Puerto Rico.
Touloum is a new, but I'm not going.
Toulom is Coney Beach.
Coney Island.
Yeah, I'll say, Zay.
Toulom is like the new, like, South Beach.
It's Jones Beach.
Yeah.
And then once that airport is in Touloum, it's really over.
It's a rat.
But just because everyone goes to Turks doesn't, like, it's still a very expensive place.
Yeah, no.
And it's a beautiful place, but I'm just like, it's just like everybody's going.
Like, I just don't, y'all know that about me.
I don't, y'all know that about me.
I don't like going.
I don't like going where everybody's going.
I'd rather go to somewhere where it's like, oh, nobody's on to this spot yet.
Cool.
You don't want to go to that doc bar that Drake goes to?
You don't want to run into the boy in Turks?
No.
You know you could just go to Turks and avoid the...
The only thing is certain clubs and restaurants and Noah's Ark that people go to,
but you can literally avoid all.
Oh, I know.
You can go anywhere and just be isolated and secluded from, you know,
you don't have to be mixing besides going from a restaurant or something like that.
But there's a lot of other islands that people...
are not onto yet.
For sure.
You know what?
Chill.
We ain't doing that.
Roosevelt.
We ain't doing that, baby D.
Nah, we ain't giving that away.
Can you text this to me?
I got you.
I mean,
bro, hit the clock, bro.
What we doing?
I mean, they could just like look at a map.
Yeah, but still,
they wouldn't know to go there.
Like within the West Indies?
Yeah, but they wouldn't know to go there
and if they go there,
they wouldn't know what to do.
I guess that's true.
You know what I'm saying?
Like now people know what to do
just by following people on social media.
Okay, I got to go there.
I got to go there.
It's like they get their whole itinerary based off of the people they follow that have
been to an island.
Oh, yeah.
Like, no is Arkansas Turks.
Everybody wants to go there just because Drake obviously made it a hot spot.
That's what a ballplayers be.
Allegedly.
I wouldn't know.
I don't think it's a legend.
I think it's pretty safe to say that they're there.
I got my.
There's a lot of women without jobs go there.
Off of, the prices and everything off of TikTok.
I went on TikTok and searched like everything I wanted to do and found where to do it,
how much it was going to cost, how to contact.
every I love TikTok.
They can't ban TikTok. I'll die.
Can't ban the snowman.
I do believe that.
I do believe that they ban TikTok in America.
We will see a mass suicide.
A mad like a cult suicide?
Nike Cortez.
How much is it take to, like, how many do it take to reach like a mass?
Is it like?
I think it's eight.
Eight people.
Eight is not a mass.
It's a mass suicide every day then.
Probably on this block.
But if you guys all do it together,
You have to do it together
As a crew
As a crew, yeah
Oh no
I think if they banned TikTok
In America
We're gonna see way more
than eight people
commit suicide
I just
Instagram be down
For 30 minutes
And people be fucking
panicking
And losing their mind
Which I don't understand
Because Instagram ain't even
That girl
People will find the new thing
She ain't that girl
What is that?
I don't know
Like she's not it
Like Instagram is not the girl
Like Instagram is not
The It girl anymore
Oh that's like
Okay
That's the new thing
That's not the new thing
That's not the
girl? Yeah, like she's not that girl.
Like, you know who that girl is? Like the it
girl, she's not the it girl anymore. But she's still the
goat. Like, even if she's not the
hottest chick that year, she is still
she's still Bernice. Yeah.
Like, there's always going to be another fashion nova partner.
But we know Bernice.
What is the, what is the correlation with this blue
slide on the, uh? You guys.
Oh, we'll get into that. Well, welcome back, everyone.
That's true. Um, we'll get
into our weekends in a second. Thank you for coming back.
We have a new, My Karma's Beautiful, available
right now with our friend boss.
Boss,
thank you for coming out, man.
Appreciate that.
We love you,
a boss.
Shout out the Queens,
feigns in the building.
Somebody replied back
to us posting
the boss,
like,
trailer,
real thing,
boss with the dexterity
of an elite
Tetris player
on the mic.
Yeah.
If we really look at the video,
like you can tell
he was great at Tetris.
I got this
the same feeling for sure.
Yeah.
But how was your weekend?
Weeking was cool, man.
Weeking was cool.
Dreaming about D.C.
this weekend?
D.C.
March 23rd, Saturday.
Yeah, that came quick, right?
Very quick.
This Saturday, March 23rd, we are in D.C.
Howard Theater tickets are still available.
But yeah, I'm looking forward to that.
We always have fun when we go down in D.C.
The crowd is great.
People are great.
I got some family coming up, some family coming out from Maryland and Virginia and shit like that.
Something tells me you have a lot of family off 95.
Absolutely.
Just leave it right there.
I don't even think.
They're just conveniently placed at exits right off 95.
You know what?
This is a nice neighborhood right here.
You know what?
D.C.?
Then Richmond?
Like, why does it just keep going city?
Why does Mawksonf so much family in Greensboro?
It's just like, you know, the DMV area is a great area.
Beautiful area, beautiful people.
So March 23rd, this Saturday, we will be in D.C.
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Since we got that out of the way, we can get to the weekend, I got no text messages from any of you.
I think it was out of respect that St. Patrick's Day does exploit my culture.
So that's why nobody said happy St.
St. Pat's to me, right?
Yo, it's funny because somebody mentioned to me that it was St. Patrick's day.
And I was like, oh, shit, I thought about calling you.
But I was like, Rory is probably going to hang up on me if I called him and wish him, happy St.
Pass Day.
Yeah, because if you called me, I think something would be wrong.
And then.
For me to just say, happy St. Pat's Day, you're probably like, all right, I'm not doing this.
Call me on my birthday.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'll save it for your birthday.
Because I would feel like you don't call me on my birthday, but St. Patrick's Day is when you do it?
I call you on your birthday.
You text him happy birthday with the Earth that capitalized.
Yeah, but I called him too.
Yeah.
I called him your birthday.
Probably.
Yeah.
I don't remember.
I don't remember.
On his birthday.
Yeah, absolutely.
You don't call me on mine?
March 26.
30 years old.
Baby D in the building.
She'll lose her phone out there.
He didn't have to say that.
Why not?
I think it's dope that you turn to 30.
Like, I get to, I get to witness you, like, reach a milestone, like the 30th.
So, I get to witness that.
Every dog year is seven years, right?
Every dog year is seven years.
I promise you, I will slap the dog shit out of you today.
So, please.
So, please.
So, please.
I was going to say, let's follow this.
Let's follow my logic here.
Men, I feel like we age a year.
A year is a set standard of time for men.
Some niggas I went to high school, it aged more than a year.
Oh, that's the crack.
These niggas look bad.
Well, yeah.
Well, things, you know, change your biological clock.
But I'm saying a year, man or a year.
If you say you're 30 or 30 isn't man.
But 30 for a woman means it's a little different.
In what way?
How so?
It's not like egg freezing difference?
Well, yeah, your clock.
Like people look at it.
Like someone says if you're a man and you're 30,
you're young.
If you're a woman, you're 30.
I don't think it's that way anymore.
So I want to ask you guys, what is the clock?
Like, what is the number?
If the dog is seven years, if a man is just the one-to-one ratio.
You know that clock?
You know that the woman to year ratio?
You know that clock we have at like Union Square?
Yeah.
Like on the building.
Of all the debt that we've ensued?
That's the woman's five.
74 trillion.
Like, damn.
30?
You getting up there, baby, Dee.
No, but I'm happy.
you that to witness this though like i want to see i'm i'm excited to see demaris in her 30s and uh you know
see how she changes how she evolves you told us you you had uh can i say it on what you did this
weekend okay i'm sorry but see i'm still on my toes i'm still on my toes i asked right i wasn't
going to just throw your business out there i just asked you know what you but you know
now let's go ask again why roi wants to clarify she had she did something this weekend okay and you know
didn't tell me yeah it wasn't nothing crazy it's just
The Maris weekend
Gotcha.
Getting old or shit.
But I do plan on freezing my eggs
Even though you were being an ostracistice.
Freezing your eggs.
You only 30.
See, that's...
This proves my point.
That's not...
I'm not trying to be an asshole
with this question.
I'm saying their clock is different.
I'm not gonna go...
You kept bringing up dog ears.
You kept bringing up dog ears.
You were trying to be a dick.
Well, because, because comparatively
we look at...
The dogs.
We look at women like dogs.
Yeah.
Yes.
Well, a bitch is a female dog.
See?
And I do love my bitches.
That's right.
There you go.
Some, a lot of men,
treat their dog.
better than their bitches.
Most men treat their dog better than their
people. A nigga with a thoroughbred
pit bull, baby. He treat
a female pit bull, he treat her amazing.
That dog eats steak.
He'll carry the dog and dog walk the woman.
That dog eats steak.
Your girl can't eat steak.
I mean, your girl
eating oatmeal for dinner while your female pit bulls
eating like a rib eye. It's fucking crazy.
Like imagine going in the kitchen and searing a rib eye in the pad
And your girl upstairs thinking you throwing down for her
And you put that shit in a dog bowl
It's an 8 ounce filet
How long have I been with the girl compared to how long I've had the dog?
Oh man, it don't matter
You can't cook no ribire for your female pit bull and take some fucking oatmeal upstairs to your girl.
I've definitely cooked a steak for bays before
Really?
And fed that girl Chipotle.
Yeah
And it fed your girl like stove top, craft macaroni and cheese?
Yeah, well.
Why not?
That's a Republican right there.
That's a real Republican right there.
That's American.
Republicans are about the nuclear family.
So stop.
I love dogs too, but cooking a steak for your dog and giving you a girl some bullshit is wild.
A woman will break your heart.
A dog won't unless they like die.
Well, I mean.
They die every 10 years.
Yeah, that's why you have to make sure their time here is well spent.
You have mad time to eat a steak.
Bays only has 10 years.
My home boy.
I only got short time with her.
Got to make her happy.
Keep a mad time.
Bays isn't going to make it to 30 like you.
Yeah.
Unless I, maybe I should freeze her eggs.
Just freeze her.
Actually,
freeze her.
They already made me cutter off.
Would you get, would you do taxidermy on Bays?
What is that?
Stuffer.
You stuff her and put on a mantle?
You can do that?
Yeah.
With everything.
Roy, I promise you if you're fucking stuff Bage.
Oh, fuck you.
Hell yeah.
No, you're not.
Like with the same fur?
It looks like she's just standing there frozen.
Yeah.
That'd be amazing.
That would be the sickest shit in the world.
You know, if I walk in your house, God forbid,
Bays has passed away and then you get taxidermy
and Bays is like on the mantle by the TV.
I'm leaving. I'm walking out of your house.
I'm going to take it a step further and be truthful.
This isn't for content.
I would sleep like with dead ass Bays.
Yeah.
Yo, Roe Rue.
I cuddle Bays to sleep.
So like I would, if I have Bays in the afterlife, like, yeah.
Looks like you can do it from anywhere from like $500 to $1,000.
to taxidermia, a domestic dog.
That'd be awesome.
That's crazy.
I wouldn't want to see the process, though.
That would break my heart.
You got to be a sick, you need a sick fuck.
Cut cotton and hurt fucking asshole.
No, I would hope that you wouldn't want to see the fucking process.
Whoever really does that is a sick fuck, though.
Yeah.
To cut up, like, dead dogs and make stuffed animals at them.
That's some sick shit.
Yeah, it's a real thing, though.
Yeah, that's a real thing.
Big business.
But, like, yeah.
See, I would want to do that, but then it would remind me of that process.
Like if I looked in the fake eyes they put in, I'd be like, well, where did they put
Bayes's eyes?
Yeah.
I'd feel away.
I'd take it back.
It wouldn't be nice to color though.
You wouldn't want the eyes closed, Rory?
Hmm?
No, they don't close the eyes.
I would think they would put fake eyes in them.
It looks like the dog is just frozen.
It looks like the dog is literally just frozen.
And you can get it like positioned.
Like you have a sitting down, laying down.
Oh, like she walking like mid-walk, like how you get the Instagram photos when you
you walk in New York City?
Yeah.
It'd be cool.
Like Bayes does her hindleg dance.
Like they could do that.
Freezer that way.
They could do that.
But then we get like a fake piss stream coming out because she's out peeing every time you
go near her.
They could do that.
We can do all of that.
Listen, I'm kind of sold.
Listen, I'm kind of sold.
It's 2024, man.
There's nothing we can't do.
You're not doing that.
That's some sick shit to cuddle with that, though.
What?
With the taxidermies is like.
Cuddle with the tax dermies.
That's equivalent to going to somebody's house and like they're in the bed and
like, yo, what's up?
And they got like the urn with ashes in the bed with them.
It's like, it's like, spooning and iron.
No, but that's ashes.
Like, the fur would be there.
Wouldn't the fur like start to.
How do they do that?
It's what's that called, what they, they code it in.
It's a preservative.
Yeah, it's like, it's almost like a waxy type of thing.
Yeah.
Oh. Not against it.
No, getting it done is, honest.
I know people that have gotten it done to their pets, but cuddling with it is a whole different level.
I don't know what the fuck that is.
Speaking of fatherhood, I sent a video.
I sent a video to Damaris and Julian this morning.
So I didn't really celebrate St. Patrick's Day.
Okay.
I don't want to contribute to the exploitation of my culture.
It's been commercialized, so, you know, I'm protesting to some degree.
Speaking of St. Patrick, they're not to cut you off.
Did you all see that they're bringing back a ghost?
I'm sorry.
Wait, wait, wait, like power ghost?
Yeah.
I thought they canceled the whole show.
No.
Like all the power books got canceled.
He's coming back.
From the dead?
Are they taxiderming him?
Apparently he didn't die.
You just got shot in the chest fell off a balcony and they spent an entire season talking about his death.
Listen man, I don't know what the writer's going to do.
But Amari.
Wait, but what is he coming back in?
Amari Harwick posted something on his Instagram.
On St. Patrick's Day?
No.
This was like last week.
But I thought about it when St. Patrick's Day.
I'm like, I'm done though.
I'm done.
BMF is they had a Tupac on there that looked like I don't know what I'm just done.
Is that episode out yet?
I haven't gotten to that episode.
if it did. No. I don't know if it's
out. I just, I saw the, the...
Wasn't there an AirPod in the actors
ear or something like that? I believe I saw
in P-MF? Tupac. Yeah, I saw that
on my timeline. I don't
believe that. You saw the picture of it?
Yeah, it was a screen grab. Someone said there's an
air pod in homie's ear in the middle
of a scene. There was a zesty...
I'm putting an air pod in a...
See, this is what I was it. Just
Shoney's still alive. You got
some following the clue. Oh, okay. They got
AirPods in Cuba? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know some
Communism going on.
Yeah, yeah.
They got some air pods down there for pop, for sure.
And you only get one because it has to be, you know, distributed equally for everyone.
I get it, yeah.
Someone posted a photo of the guy that's playing Tupac in BMF,
and it admittedly looked like a zesty photo,
and someone tweeted it as, uh, hit them, they up.
Said to hit him up.
I got it.
No, no, I got it.
I got it.
It's all good.
When was Tupac hanging out with BMF?
I don't know, man.
I have no.
I did. Not saying it didn't happen though because it probably definitely did. I never heard that
story, but it's not far-fetching them. They was when they was popping down in Atlanta,
they was hanging out with everybody. So, I mean, all this means is we're going to get a 54-part
Vlad interview about Tupac hanging out with BMF. So, you know, I'm excited. But back to my
weekend. I didn't celebrate, but I took Amara to the park because it was really nice this weekend.
tell me if you think child protective services
will be at my door by tonight.
Wait, is this you?
This is me.
Oh, man.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
I misjudged the slide.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong?
Heated Amara out of that, bitch.
Yo, what the fuck is.
Give my friend credit.
He held out to Amara the whole time.
He never let her.
I sacrifice myself to save him.
No.
What the fuck is wrong with you, though?
For real, though.
Look at that.
That's a really good ball security.
Yo, what the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
You can't tell it in this video.
I hit my head really fucking hard.
I have a cut in the back of my head.
Look at the concern in Rory's face.
But I tried to turn to cover.
This was like me trying to protect where my fatherly instincts.
Kicked in.
That boom.
Oh, you hit your head on the slide.
Oh, dog.
Very, very hard.
Yeah, the like slight delay and then Amara's starting to cry is so fucking funny.
Wait.
Yo, what is wrong with you, man?
What the fuck is wrong with you, man?
Did you hear that, thud?
Yo.
You know what the funny thing about being a parent?
Like, one of the many funny things.
things. Your kids are just subjected to the
dumb shit that you do. Like, Amar
wouldn't have done this Dolo. This is just
Rory's like, this will be fun for us. She was, she was
forced to do this. She just got
bullied. She's got forced into going through the slide.
But why didn't you like put your sneakers like, put your
heels on the slide and kind of slow yourself down?
So. Look how he came out.
You just got your legs up. Like,
put your fucking sneaker down. Your leg
is at all. Yeah, like, what are you doing?
Your knee is poking off.
First of all, you're lucky you didn't fly. You see that
angle that you didn't fly off the slide.
at that angle.
I caught myself.
See, that's all that starch
you'll be putting on your trousers, man.
It's a good track for you.
Stop putting those starches in your fucking pants.
When you were in the tube part of this,
did you know it was about to go to shit
or was it just coming out of this a surprise?
So, Amar and I do slides all the time.
I thought she was ready for like the big kid slide
because she liked slides so much.
Yeah.
In the tube, I was like,
oh, this is really pussy
because we were barely moving in the tube.
And then right before the tube, you can't see it from this angle.
It like drops aggressively.
Okay.
So we went from like, I was almost scooting.
Yeah.
In the tube.
I was like, this is, this was whack.
Yeah.
And then that shit dropped like a water slide.
And I saw my life flash before my eyes.
Look at the curve the whole slide makes.
Like you're barely moving and then you come out this shit down like on a vertical angle.
Yo, that is fucking crazy.
That slide isn't even.
safe for teenagers.
Well, I'm sure that it is.
Like Jersey City needs to check the codes of this.
That slide is so fucking dangerous.
No, Roy,
your big,
heavy ass is causing more velocity.
So therefore,
you're coming down the slide faster
than a kid would
because you have more weight.
Because I'm fat.
I get it.
No, you're not a child.
The form you have with Amar is really
impressive, though.
Like, you got that.
Well, thank you.
Yeah, you didn't fumble to football.
Yeah, you, you, you, you,
Oh, all I care of those was making sure she was okay.
Yeah, she was good.
I mean, it kind of scared.
Oh, my God.
In the background.
After she cut the video, I immediately, like, once we made sure, obviously,
Amara was okay, I was like, can we leave, please?
Yeah.
You have to leave the park after that.
I just feel like, right, now we're going over here.
It's like, yo, get out of the park, man.
There was a lot of people there.
I know it looks like it's an empty playground, but this is a beautiful Sunday.
There was so many people there.
That's so embarrassing.
I was like, yeah, let's, can we leave?
right now.
I could feel the judging eyes of all parents going like, wow, that's a shitty parent.
Yeah.
Like they definitely, he's an alcoholic.
Like idiot, did you not see that fucking, that there's a drop in that slide?
His wine tumbler in the other hand.
You definitely held the Mara.
I was definitely sober in this.
You held the Mara like how them girls be fighting the club and he hold they drink up when
they like about the fall.
And they never, they drink ain't spill.
You ain't spilling that drink.
You didn't spill Amara.
You didn't spill Amara's legs kicking too.
Oh my God.
Well, I'm glad Amaris is okay.
I was trying to absorb the impact at this point and keep her away from the ground.
Can you play it from the beginning, just on full speed?
I can't wait until Amara is like at the age where she can look at this video and look at Rory, like, yo, you are just like, what is wrong with you?
I wish I would have been.
Please listen to you.
I did this so bad.
That's a problem.
Yo, you fell out of that shit.
This sounds like somebody had some sneakers in the drive.
You know what the sneakers in a drive machine?
You're like, you're like, what the fuck?
Wait.
Oh my God.
Damn,
Roy, that shit hurt.
I know your ass hurt.
I know your head hurt.
My lower back hurt.
Yeah, man.
That is so bad.
Rory definitely got up and looked at the slide with both his hands on his hips and
like, why would they put this here?
I wish she kept rolling.
I definitely looked and blamed the slide.
The slide slid.
It did what it was supposed to do.
You start cursing like sit up there like, no, who designed this?
Who put this here?
I want to speak to the architect.
That's hilarious.
I'm glad tomorrow's okay.
She was a faker, man.
Within two seconds, she was laughing.
I think she was just kind of stunned, like,
because it came out of nowhere.
She fell, you fell, like, you know, just like, oh, shit.
Yeah, I don't think she got hurt at all.
I think it was just, like, surprised.
Oh, she was fine.
You said AN1.
I don't get the reference.
Fall, Ann one?
No.
Oh, like.
That's cool.
Is Amar the basketball?
You heard Julian, no, that's cool.
That's what you got to say.
If you're a comedian on stage and one of your jokes are,
you like, huh?
cool. Like fuck it, I got 10 more minutes.
There's nothing y'all can do to get me off this stage. I'm here for 10 more minutes.
Fuck. The main
the main act is not even ready yet. I know.
I just pause that shit. It was like, man, that niggas suck.
It's whatever. Still listening.
Still here, man. Yeah.
Do you feel like social media has helped or hurt me?
That's a good question. I think helped.
To be quite honest. Really?
Yeah. In the beginning, if you remember,
Meek on Instagram was like kind of a thing.
When he still had the pre-Drake shit,
when he still had the mystique of this is the Philly,
I hit spit her. I'm going to sound like horrible.
Yeah. Who we thought Meek was,
was great for him to be involved in social media.
And Meek was posting memes.
Like he was damn near like a meme page at one point on Instagram.
He was very funny.
Like Meek was great on the internet.
with mystique.
Now it's just free for all.
And even though he looks nuts,
I think it's helping him.
I think it's key.
Because if he's selling 6K without the social media rant,
like, yeah, you need this.
You need some type of attention.
So wait, you agree that 6K for me because of fail.
Imagine, but if he didn't have social media,
we would have sold three.
See, I'm on the opposite side of that.
I think, I think social media,
I think social media has kind of like,
it caused people to kind of turn on Meek and laugh at him.
And kind of like, now he's like, it's not even, it's like,
it's like he's a meme now.
You understand what I'm saying?
It's almost like people are waiting for Meek to post something so they can make fun of them.
But I think he's like, I don't think, I don't think they're waiting at this point.
Do you?
Yes.
After the Puff situation a few weeks ago, I think Meek has been 100% leaning into
our perception of him on social media.
But that's what I'm saying.
He's giving us more stuff to purposely clown.
Even that situation.
And mixed him with some real shit.
Even that situation.
He was number one trending, I think, that week, right, on social media, on Twitter.
You drop a six-pack and you do 6,000 units.
Like, we said, I don't think that Meek even had any plans of dropping that before that shit happened.
I mean, it's smart to try to capitalize off of being.
number one trending, you know, on Twitter, it's smart to capitalize off of that, but.
But not when that's your first impression of being independent.
And now you put a value on who you are as an artist in the current market, only as funky
as your last cuts.
Right now, Meek Mill is valued at 6,000 units, which we know Meek, his entire career,
has been valued much higher than that.
What was the most Meek sold first week?
Probably.
They would have to be the championship album, right?
Or what was the one with the red covered?
Dreams worth more than money.
I would say either one of those.
When he was with Nikki, I know that first week was pretty high.
Champions did $229,000.
Which is great.
Dreams worth more than money was $2.45, if I'm not mistaken.
And of course, album sales have changed drastically for all artists.
I mean Dream the Nightmare.
But I mean, I mean,
Even then, it's a wild jump.
Yeah, dreams was more than when it was 246.
Which is fire.
Yeah.
Is this pain?
Didn't do bad.
95.
Yeah, it didn't do bad.
95 first week, expensive pain.
What was that?
22?
21?
21.
21?
21?
21?
That's, I mean, that's really good in 2021.
And did he have a single with that?
He complained how that was.
That was a quiet roll out too.
Yeah, he was pretty mad at Atlantic.
it was just a lot of snipe campaigns,
like skinning buses and billboards and stuff,
but there wasn't too much promotion outside of that.
I just think he needs to get more creative with his roles.
You can't brag about the independent shit
and your only rollout be crazy tweets.
I think that's helpful for him
and keeps him in the conversation,
but it's not translating to music,
which is why I think we get tweets like,
I need to start a podcast,
because he's seeing the only thing
that's really getting traction right now is the shit he's saying, for better or for worse.
Which I think that's a good amount of self-awareness to be like, okay, like maybe my voice is still
valuable in this space, but it might not be in the music per se. I go viral every time I tweet.
I do some shit I say always is on the timeline. My value has now transitioned to this part of the
culture. Do you think meek owes us an apology? I don't, nah, man. No, no, no, no. Like,
I don't, I get it, but, nah, man.
Why?
Meeks didn't, he did.
So Meek is like no longer valuable in music.
So now he's gonna, now he's valuable and just what he says on social media.
But now let's do a podcast.
I think he would do very well, uh, on a timeline, like socially on a podcast where ads are
sold versus people having to go to Apple music or Spotify and finding his music.
I think it would, I think it would bode better for him.
I think currently.
I don't, I don't know how long.
last thing it would be, but I think that he could break out and get a lot of listens.
I also think if he had a really good production team that would know how to cut up the
dumb shit that he's saying, I think that it would actually be.
Yeah.
I think a lot of people would listen.
Do we know if Meek can podcast?
That's what I'm saying.
For the first few episodes, for sure, because it's meek, no matter what, there's going to
be a lot of eyes, even people that want to go to hate on it.
You're going to get guests, get other rappers to come sit down told me.
You're going to dress it up.
I'm assuming he's taught.
I'm under the impression.
that he's talking like he tweets.
If he goes on there and start talking about prison reform,
throw the whole fucking podcast out.
But that's what he wants to discuss.
He would have to do.
That's what he's saying he wants to do.
But you think that Meek is going to have a podcast
and not discuss prison reform?
I think he needs to do the formula that we see
with like Cam and Mace.
Be the reactive guy.
Talk about shit in the culture.
Be funny.
Oh, you guys are about to make me.
No, no.
He's too.
Meek is too, he's too current and too and too relevant.
If he thinks he's like Martin Luther Meek,
keep it, bro. No one wants to hear you talk about prison reform. That's not going to bring
eyeballs to your podcast. Okay. Also, back to my original point of someone going through the prison
system doesn't mean that they should be the face or the leader of it because they may not
know how to properly speak about it. And this is not me shitting on meek as far as how articulate
he is. But how do we know meek can get on a microphone and properly discuss prison reform?
Just because he went through it doesn't mean that you know how to pot about it.
No, I'm not saying, I'm not saying that he has to get on the mic and, you know, but bring people in.
Like, I don't go the, you know, jump right into the bring rappers on route.
I think you go into bringing people that can speak more in depth about prison reform and things like that, things that he's really into businesses.
And, you know, go that route.
I would like to see me go that route.
I don't want to see him jump, you know, straight into just sitting down with other artists and rappers.
I don't know.
Well, then he shouldn't have a podcast.
Like, y'all are in a podcast industry.
Y'all see everybody else's podcast failing.
Y'all know there is no money in podcasting.
Y'all see all these celebrities come out with podcasts and they fucking flop all the time.
You can't just go on there and just meet talking about all that shit.
No one cares.
No one is going to listen to that.
Cam and Mace are in their own lane.
They're an anomaly because both of them we've known their entire careers outside of music have had hilarious personalities.
And we know Cam can debate with the best of them.
He can be funny.
He can be witty.
We know, I'm not saying Meek isn't that, but that's not what he's known for.
What makes us think that he'll be able to just carry a podcast?
I don't even think advertisers out the gate would even attach themselves to that in this pod market.
Outside of two or three episodes, is it going to last with views?
Is Meek going to ask the right questions about all of that remains to be seen?
but I'm just saying that I think that Meeks value is still more in music.
Agreed.
I just think that he needs a different level of focus when it comes to his music.
I think that he needs a different level of creativity,
put itself in different rooms or different creators and things like that and just focus on that
because he is first and will always be first in artists and MC a rapper.
I just think that
he's trying
maybe try some different sounds
a lot of meek's sounds is kind of similar
I feel like I heard that record already
I think that's it
I don't think Meech should even focus
on podcasting
I think if this is like a passion thing
and he wants to do it like you know
every now and then sure go for it
but don't just abandon music and say
okay your value is in talking
well yeah I don't Julian said that
but I don't think Mink never said that
I don't think meek would ever abandon music.
He never said that.
He just said that he has a lot to say and that he would like a podcast.
Put it into music.
Huh?
Put it into music.
It's not translating.
He said,
he literally said,
I want to be a part of black media.
I'm never going to tell a man who still has life in him not to do what he wants to do.
I will always give advice on to how he could possibly do it.
And I think that,
like I said,
if he had an amazing production team and he ever released episodes almost like how
Carisha did,
not regularly,
not twice a week, not even once a week,
you did it maybe once a month
or once every couple weeks,
I think that there's value.
And I think he has an audience
that would sit up there and listen to him,
even if it's not us.
I think he has an audience.
I think it's cool for him to do that.
I mean, because, I mean,
I think he does control his own narrative
by doing that.
But still, man,
Meeks value is, it's the media.
The podcast fan base
is the smartest fan base out there.
Well, it depends on which podcast you're talking about.
Just overall, the podcast fan bases,
I think of higher intellect
and can smell the bullshit quicker than most fanbases
because they listen for longer, they pay attention.
It's different than just listening to some quick radio shit
or watching a movie, whatever.
If Meek gets Michael Rubin on there
to talk about owning your masters
or some like cliche fucking business plan
just because he can get Michael Rubin,
the podcast fan base he thinks he's going to grab
is going to laugh at it.
Because the surface shit he thinks he can maybe get to
is already in the podcast market now
at a way higher level.
I don't think the podcast fan base needs to hear
about owning your masters or being independent
or what Michael Rubin's business plan is.
It just isn't going to really connect.
And that's the problem right there.
I think that he needs to spend less time,
nothing against Michael Rubin,
but spend less time with Michael Rubin
and start spending more time with Rick Rubin.
That's funny.
You understand?
I'm saying?
Like, I think that's...
Because Rick Rubin, he tells you,
I don't know about, you know, technology and all this.
I don't play instruments.
I just know what feels good.
Meek needs to be around people that are proven
in the world of music
that just know when the music feels good.
Simple.
Like, just focus on that,
change who's in the room
when you're creating, things like that,
sitting down with different people.
I mean, always handle your business
and shout out to Michael Rubin,
but I think spend less time
there and more time
focusing on the sound
and the feel of your music.
Nah, he can't be near Rick Rubin.
Why? Because Rick Rubin has
this ability to make
something you say that's not deep,
almost sound deep, just because he has
long hair. Like, he'll be like, so
the Ralee is actually just
for motivational. It's not, you didn't
buy it for you, Meek. You bought it to
motivate us. Oh my. Remique. This is it. That's how I think Rick Rubin is going to look at his music.
He's going to make something deep when it doesn't need to be deep. Nah, I don't think that's fun.
I don't think it's that, but I think he just needs to spend more time focusing on just the music, man.
Before we close, though, does he owe us an apology if he wants to get in the media space?
Why? He's one of multiple rappers that clowned all of us for having podcasts.
Well, I mean, early on breakfast clubs, have podcasts. You know, streets don't care about podcast.
Every, he's not one of maybe 10 rappers I can think of that clown podcasting and then try to get into it.
I mean, but that's always part of it.
Like people clown stuff and then when they see it's lucrative and, you know, it's how much money is in it.
And then you can control your own narrative.
You have your own voice.
And, you know, then feelings and emotions and things change.
I don't put much into that.
That happens.
That's part of everything in life.
Like, it is what it is.
No, if I if I clown something
publicly and I want to go do it
I'm going to start with
you all was wrong
I mean I guess
everybody's integrity
I also don't think that many people know
that me clown like I don't think people
retain that and I don't know not only that people don't care
No one gives a shit nobody I'm saying us as podcast
I don't know that pay attention to it
We didn't know that until you just said it
Listen I've been in this game for a long time
You came in this game as a hater
as a potter.
As an overlord.
I've been an overlord.
Young lord.
To this pod shit
since 2015, all right?
So,
Rory, I want to know if you still
standing our business
on your stupid-ass take you made.
Which one?
Because I make a lot.
That the clock is on for sexy red
when she's about to have song
of the summer.
Hey, we got to stop doing that.
So many songs in the summer.
Yeah, like, we got to stop doing that.
I haven't named one song of the summer.
I'm not too much.
I'm just saying like, in general,
we got to stop hearing the record before the summer
and be like song of the summer.
But now is the time that starts
the song in the summer. We're in that
that second quarter
era where we start to decide.
What's the song? Yeah, I don't even know the song.
Get It's sexy. You haven't seen that?
The Get a sexy?
Where do y'all be at? I saw a rolling
loud clip. Did she premiere it there?
Not even just her song. It's the
song with all the dance videos. People have been
connected it to old like 2000.
Demaris, we're not on TikTok. It's not about TikTok. I haven't seen it.
Yeah, I don't support shot.
We have the Twitter. They've been on Twitter. They've been on Twitter.
been on Instagram.
Elliot won't stop posting them.
Like the young boys is in there.
Well of Elliot's posing them.
What are the young boys doing to it?
She has a dance that goes to it.
It's reminiscent of like the crank that yank or all of those type of old dances.
She has a dance that goes with it.
Not at her role in our performance.
I will pull up like I will go on her page.
No way.
Just since we're on sexy red,
her singing is sis as part is the funniest clip.
You got to see us over the weekend.
That's all I said.
I thought it was hilarious.
That's her personal.
She's hilarious
That's perfect
Because I don't know what the fuck says to be saying
She's so fucking funny
I'm with y'all
This is funny
Sexie Red is funny
I fuck was great
Personality is great
Great personality
Please get that off
But
No this is well
But how
No go ahead
Get your shit off
Were you distracted by what
looked like a vagina
On the spring?
No that was my favorite
Indemans cake
I know what that is
Oh okay
Vagina
I just
I think sexy red is dope.
I think she's her personality is great.
I think she's going to have a bigger career outside of music
than she does with music just because of her personality.
But can you understand how like some of the more talented female rappers
would look at sexy red and how many people would champion and push her and support her and be like, what the fuck?
I mean, probably same goes for male rappers, too, of the bullshit that they push, as opposed to the people that have talent.
I still stand by, the clock is on.
I don't think the clock is on for her, as far as a human being.
The clock is on for all of us.
But how much time?
Every day, we're closer to being stuffed by a, what are they called again?
Taxi.
Yeah.
Would you do that with a family member?
No, right.
Okay.
No.
Remember that trend that was going on for a while at funeral?
where they would dress them up
and do like a club night.
Like prop the dead body up
and like put a bottle of Cosamigos in his hand.
I don't think it was a trend.
I think it's still going on.
Yeah, no, that's still that's still.
That's sick.
It slowed down because of COVID,
but after that, I think it ran back up.
They had somebody during COVID
because you couldn't have funerals.
So they had like the body propped up
like at a drive-thru.
And like, I think I'm joking.
You can pull that up and look at it.
It was a drive-through funeral.
And the body was like propped up.
Like one of my favorite COVID there.
COVID was what a funny thing.
A drive-through funeral?
Remember when the Pope was squirting holy water on the baby's foreheads with a squirt
gun?
Because he didn't want to touch anyone.
Could have been worse.
He had a squirt gun.
He was shooting kids in the face with a squirt gun.
Probably was shooting kids.
I was going to say, I mean, better than the rest of his staff.
Yeah.
I thought finally we got this guy under control.
Yeah, exactly.
At least it's water.
Right.
DeMaris, my stupid ass take.
I still am on my stupid ass take.
take. I think that song, if you say it's going to be song in the summer, I believe you. I think
she'll be around. I think it's a very strong contender. I think that and Gia Glow, very strong
contender. Have y'all heard the song? Which one? I heard a sexy red song. They get a sexy.
I'm sure it sounds like the other ones. Do you think she puts out an album and is successful?
The album? If they want to keep giving her great records that show her personality,
she'll be around and then end up doing something outside of music.
I think this is the new blueprint for artists, though.
It's been that way, though, as far as just putting out singles.
Just put out singles, do features.
Because now it's like, again, you drop an album,
people listen to it for a couple weeks,
maybe a month if it's really good.
And then after that, you don't even hear nobody speaking on it.
How does this transition, Damaris, like,
let's say my take is extremely stupid
and she's going to be here forever
how does it switch
once her fan base becomes 27
she's a Republican okay
oh she's a big Trumpy
yeah nobody ever says she was going to be here forever
though no I don't think anybody in this climate
in this music climate is going to be here forever
she's like Lauren Hill
but I think she's going to last longer than what people think
and she has lasted longer than I thought
So I stand corrected there for sure.
You didn't hear Julie.
Yeah, we did.
He said she's like Lauren Hill.
No, I heard it.
I just ignored it.
I think you guys are sleeping on sexy red.
I think she's here to stay.
I don't know what hip-hop was before sexy red.
Her personality is here.
Julian, are you able to have a conversation without being an asshole?
It's really difficult.
Do you ever fight that urge, though?
I deal with it, but I fight the urge a lot.
Yeah. That's like part of being like human.
We all want to be assholes 24-7.
No, I mean, this is the future of hip-hop.
This is hip-hop.
You're being sarcastic, but...
He said something there.
No, it is.
I'm not...
Your condescending tone, unfortunately, is correct.
Yeah.
It's the future of hip-hop.
So, yeah, I think she'll be around here
for this business model.
Sure.
They do rolling loud every other week.
I'm sure she'll headline all the time.
Listen, man, there's a place to sexy, right?
But then what?
Girls want to shake ass.
They want to throw ass.
It's not, y'all keep saying girls want to shake ass, girls want to throw ass.
Like, sexy red doesn't even, I think sexy red's fan base is more younger teens and young,
and a lot of young boys than it is girls.
What do young?
She doesn't really make twerk music.
She makes some twerk music, but the majority of her music is like hood gangsta shit.
This is she kind of reminds me the yin-yang twins.
I can see that.
That's the type of-
Following what you said.
Yeah, that's the type of music she makes.
She doesn't just make, like, asses to shit.
Like girls don't hear sexy red and be like, oh, I want to shake ass to sexy red.
Girls hit anything and shake eyes.
True.
But like, you're not doing the fucking Walt.
That's not sexy red song.
It's the Drake song.
Yeah, but it's a sexy red song.
They shake their ass at the hook that she does.
That's what they play outside.
But there's a, anyway, like I was saying, there's a dance to go with this song.
This is like a real long dance.
No, that's just her dancing.
But the beginning part that she was doing with the football player boy, like, that's like a dance.
It's becoming like a thing.
Yeah.
Her personality is going to carry everything.
That's to me, that's the business model.
So as far as they want to take her personality is as far as I think she'll go career-wise.
I don't think music is going to be the end-all-be-all for her by the end of the year.
How long before sexy reds reality show?
Because it's coming.
I can see it.
It's definitely coming.
Like who's going to pay her too big of a bag for her to do a reality show?
They would have to pay her a pretty big bag.
I mean, listen.
They got, these platforms got it to give her.
Adam 22 kicked down the door as far as doing a reality show of who's going to fuck his wife.
I could see Sexy Red doing a Who's Gonna Be My Baby Daddy show and then actually have to get pregnant by the winter.
We've reached that point in life.
That could happen.
That could happen.
But I don't think that was sexy red though.
But that, you're not wrong.
Do you think that's out of Sexy Red's wheelhouse?
A little bit, yeah.
I mean, she's in a relationship with her.
But not only that, she's in a relationship with her
her current baby father, right?
Yes, I don't see her like doing that.
No.
But we've seen reality shows of people looking for love
and find love and have family.
So it's not, it happened.
But you're saying directly going to it like,
who wants to be my next?
I guess what I'm saying is it's getting,
whether people want to admit it or not,
tough for Cardi to some degree.
right now. We think sexy red is going to
be okay.
Tough for Cardi, what?
To catch one. A record? Yeah.
I'm not here to shit on Cardi, but
Cardi. Cardi. No, I know, but he's saying. But he's getting
tough for her to catch one. I'm like, she caught one. And then the last one was a
caught, and then the last one was a caught. So like, it's not getting
tough for her to catch one. It's tough for Cardi to catch one. I thought the
freestyle was a good promo. We're talking about sexy. I'm saying
it's tough for Cardi right now. Cardi caught 15.
one's and it's tough for her now.
Look at the longevity. It's been, what, five years and it's tough for one of the biggest
artist period. Forget female or male. We think sexy red is going to be able to maintain it if
Cardi B is having trouble. Are you talking about main takes? We were saying because she currently
just caught another one. I know, but she's in the phase of her career that Cardi was with
Bodak yellow. Like she's in the beginning. Yeah. We think she'll be able to maintain when
Cardi's having trouble. No, I don't think that... When every artist period is having trouble? I just
don't think she's going to be the savior that's going to redo the business model of
staying relevant with your music.
No, of course not.
But at the same time, you know, like Sexy Red, she right now in her career, she probably
feel like, yo, I didn't think I'm going to be this big or get this far.
So this is a win.
So anything after this for her is like, okay, that's just on top of like, you know, the cake.
Like, all right, cool.
But I don't think that Sexy Red has any intent of like being the biggest artist ever.
or being the biggest female artist.
I think she's just enjoying the moment
and just accepting everything that's coming to her right now.
She's having a lot of fucking fun.
You know what I'm saying?
She has a family, obviously.
Sexy's been making music for a long time too,
longer than what people think she's been making music for.
Because Sexy had a song go viral.
I remember it used to be viral on Twitter.
We didn't know who she was,
but she did that,
da-na-na-na-na-na-na-flip with the guns.
When did that go viral?
Like 2014, 2015?
It was a long time.
time ago. But I mean, oh, the Vanessa Carlton?
You flip, yeah.
Bhab, blah, blah, blah, with the guns on it? Oh, that's a great record.
Yeah, it's her. I mean, when we played the, uh, Boteyhole Brown record for the first time on
the podcast, that was a masterpiece. Poundtown. Poundtown. I was like, guys, this is like the seventh
video. Poundtown to Zion. Poundtown was like a year old when it popped. She did like seven videos of
Poundtown before it really got crazy. You got to pound it up. So no, I respect, and I'm not hating
on her success. I do like her personality. I think she's made,
fun songs that have purpose in hip hop for sure.
I've had fun to her records with people.
It's great.
My thing was just the longevity of this strategy for all of music,
not just sexy red.
We're just using her as an example
because she's one of the bigger artists
that's focused just on the single thing and her personality.
How long is this model going to...
The clock is on for this model, is what I'm saying.
Why do we put so much weight in longevity with music?
Yeah.
Like, well, imagine if they had podcasts when Leanwood or Rockwood,
what it came out, or cranked that came out.
Although, there were a bunch of people saying that that wasn't like, that that was,
they were destroying hip hop with snap music too, which is what, a lot of her stuff reminds
me.
That's happened since the 80s.
They were, that's happening hip hop since its inception.
The generation after every single time was killing hip hop.
Yeah.
But what I'm saying, Nelly was killing hip hop and now we look at Nellie as like a real MC.
But that's another thing too.
We got to, I'm with, I'm with not calling.
some of the shit.
A lot of this shit.
Not calling this shit hip hop.
It is.
It's hip hop, though.
I call a lot of shit rap and it's not hip hop.
I'll say it's rap.
It's not hip hop.
Is it hip hop?
The derivative of hip hop.
It is hip hop.
Now you just change the, see,
but it is a derivative is, no.
I don't think so.
And I think that,
I think that the people that were
some of the creators of hip hop would agree
that this is not hip hop.
No one wants to hear that.
Nobody said, nobody said you want to hear that.
There was hip hop way after that.
that was still hip-hop.
Look, there can be a golden...
There are still people
that are currently still putting out hip-hop.
There can be a golden era of something,
but it doesn't negate the other forms of it that also exist.
I'm not saying negate anything.
I'm just saying like this,
we just need to start, again,
start identifying what things are
and putting them in their proper perspective.
That's all I'm saying.
But the way like rock and roll expanded so much.
Like, you can't give me Italian food and be like,
yo, this is Chinese.
Well, they both have noodles.
Nuters.
Still, it's not Chinese food.
But the way rock and roll expanded
where they had to make
subcategories after it got so big,
I think hip hop's in the same realm as that.
Like, there's punk rock.
There's all different types of rock and roll.
I think hip hop is the same thing.
That's trap.
That's underground.
That's real hip hop.
I think it's all within the same thing.
Why do we always play so much,
so much, like, value in longevity?
The world changes.
Things are supposed to change.
Things are supposed to evolve.
You're asking why I want to champion longevity in music?
It's just not,
But that's not commonplace.
Like look at the history of hip-hop.
How many phases we've had?
Like, we're looking for something
that's never existed.
And some of our most classic, like,
songs.
What's the longest era in hip-hop?
Yeah, some of our most classic songs
and airs of hip-hop,
especially with us going up.
Nas just put out three albums.
Okay.
Not everybody is Nas.
What, two people have been making good music
for the,
for the entirety of the genre.
I'm saying hip-hop has gone through so many phases
and some longer than others.
They come and go,
but that's the nature of music.
That's just how this shit works.
I'm what you on.
so much weight on like...
I think I always champion longevity.
I'm not saying just music.
Like I said, I think that sexy red is going to have...
She's going to be around for a while because even if it's not music,
her personality is going to keep her around for a very long time.
Yeah.
So whether she moves into TV, film, you know what I mean, talk show, whatever it is,
I think that her personality is going to warrant her longevity.
Now, she may not be putting out hit songs and going, you know, things like that.
too much longer but I think that her sexy red she is going her personality is
going to keep her around for a very long time yeah but I also I also don't see
what's wrong with a thing to champion I think that's the main problem with hip-hop is
not championing longevity like continue to contribute to the but not hit to the
genre music music has turned into a lick it's a hustle it's a let me get lit
so I can do this thing over here.
Like, let me get a viral moment.
Let me get a viral record.
Let me, you know, get a bunch of streams here.
And then I can go and do this thing.
Like, people started using the music as a vehicle to really get to where they, which is, I don't think there's nothing wrong with it.
You know what I'm saying?
I think that still you need integrity and everything that you do.
But I understand this era and this generation.
Yeah.
Of how quickly things could happen for you.
Like, even we go back to Bryson Tiller, when his record took off, when his song took off.
He was still, I think, working at a pizza spot when that record took off.
And he was like, yo, I didn't even have too much other songs done.
Like when that song took over and now people looking at me like, we need an album.
He's like, what the fuck?
So he was doing something where it was like he didn't know it was going to pop for him.
But now obviously he's had longevity.
He's been around for a while.
He's been able to put out good songs, good albums.
Like, you know, it could take off to you.
But a lot of people now, they use it as just, I don't even care about that.
this shit. Like, I just want a quick lick and then let me go and do this other thing.
I just think it's the most important thing to hip hop culture is longevity. My crazy life by YG
turned 10 to me. Longivity or integrity? Well, it's, I mean, is there integrity anywhere?
No, longevity. If you want to put integrity into hip hop, that's a tough thing to put into
if you really want to get down. All your favorites killed each other. Where's the integrity in that?
You should put integrity into anything that you're creating, into anything that you're doing.
Well, that would depend on your definition of integrity.
There's only one definition of integrity.
What, the one where you set up your man's and then, you know, like the hip-hop, it's so, it's such a selfish sport.
There's so little integrity in this shit.
I think to place that above all is like, what are we talking about?
No, integrity can be a perception.
Like, let's you sexy red, for example.
I don't think it's bad the stuff she talks about.
or, you know, shakes her ass, all the shit that people could say, like,
how could you do that as a woman, have some integrity?
I think she has integrity.
I don't think her doing that takes away from her integrity,
but some people would think, as a woman, you should have some integrity
and not speak that way, move that way, dance that way.
Like, integrity is a perception.
It really is.
But that, yeah.
I don't know about that one.
So, Ma, would you like me to be the definition of integrity to?
I mean, I'm rapping about, I mean, it's, it's,
It's definitely a way bigger, systematic conversation.
But you could say glorifying selling drugs to a community does not have much integrity in it.
Exactly.
It doesn't.
You could sell drugs with integrity.
Senseless violence, people could say, of course, it comes from a certain place.
You can't sell drugs with integrity.
Yeah, just not to your family.
Everyone else is.
No, but you can sell drugs with integrity is what I'm saying.
Explain that to me.
You're talking about from the business side?
Yeah, from the business side.
Yeah, of course.
But at the end of the day, you're still poisoning.
I think we're talking less about integrity
and this is more into the morality side of thing.
There's poisoning shit that you eat every day
that you support.
Okay.
They don't have any integrity either.
I don't think old foods has integrity.
And I'm picking shoes with integrity.
At least those things are FDA approved.
At least.
Yeah.
Put that little stick on there.
The highest form of that you feel like somebody
with a rat's fed dog shit.
Let you feel like somebody with a lab coat
like looked over it before they sold it to you.
Put that little FDA stick on there.
I mean, once you get into
selling certain lifestyles,
Integrity is, you can move with integrity,
but the overall thing you're doing
is doesn't have integrity.
Integrity.
Integrity, the quality of being honest
and having strong moral principles,
moral uprightness.
Yeah, it's very morality-centered.
I think there can be,
you can absolutely sell drugs with integrity.
I think there can be a redemption quality
in ending it and realizing
what you did was wrong and you were put in a position
that you kind of had no other choice.
I understand it.
But without the redemption part,
is there any integrity?
That's kind of like what people are giving meek a lot of shit for when he's talking
about prison reform and squashing beefs and then he goes on on the radar and talks about
just shooting ops, spinning the block.
Like there needs to be some consistency in this integrity.
But yeah, but that's, again, that's the art.
It's art.
I understand.
Like, you know, we're not sitting down talking about Denzel killing a bunch of people on Equalizer
and saying he's a bad person.
That's art.
It's a movie.
You can't hold rappers to that and say, oh,
He's talking about this and his music.
Like, yes, you can.
There you can.
Maybe not before.
If Denzel walking here, you ain't like, yo, that's fucked up what you didn't equalize it through.
Because it depends on who the audiences is.
If this was 30, 40 years ago and we didn't know the repercussions and the effects that rap has,
especially violent rap has on these young children's minds and how they look up to these
celebrities and idolize these celebrities.
If it was 40 years ago, 50 years ago and we didn't know those ramifications, then we can
say, okay, this is different because we didn't expect that. At this point, you know, I know,
both of them know how these little kids look up to these drill rappers and how they idolize them
and how it affects the way that they move throughout this world. So you can sit up here and say,
oh, it's just an art form and use that as a cop out. If you're really good at your art,
use a different type of art form. So talk about something else. What you're saying is that's
killing, shooting, homicides, murders, that's something that has been happening. Hip hop is
only 50 years old.
Murders, killings, and all that shit
has been happening way before hip hop even
was thought of. Okay.
So just because this genre is here...
But you say all the time that these younger boys are way
worse than the generations before them.
You say that on this podcast all the time.
Absolutely.
Why do you think that that is?
You don't think that that has anything to do
with the inception of drill music
and how violent music has gotten
and how accessible...
I'm not saying it doesn't.
What I'm saying is I'm not going to sit here
and say, oh, because an artist talks
about this,
like he's doing something wrong.
Like that's adding poison to our community.
I'm not going to say that.
Now, I do at the same time,
see the influence that music has.
Music had the influence on me.
I started experimenting with smoking weed
and drinking 40s and shit like that
just off of the shit I was listening to.
That's how I was introduced to that shit.
I didn't know anything about that.
But at the same time,
I still had my own, I wasn't a follower.
You understand what I'm saying?
So I think a lot of times
it's who is doing these things.
These are kids that are lost.
They're just looking for identity.
They're trying to find themselves.
They don't have a foundation.
Those are damn near all.
Once you get under the age, if I want to say like 16, that is damn near all kids.
All kids are lost.
Yeah, but no, but all kids, all kids are not without foundation.
A lot of these kids that are doing dumb shit come from great homes, great families.
Like, they're just following.
But I'm not going to blame that solely on music.
That would be unfair to the artist.
Like because I said something,
you mean to tell me I caused full homicides in the city
because I said something in a song last week?
That's unfair to put that on the artist.
How?
All the time, not to interrupt you,
but all the time you say on this podcast,
I have to use my platform responsibly.
I have to be careful what I say
because I know that I have a reach.
So if you're making millions and millions
and millions and dollars off of these kids,
no matter whether it's just you
or whether it's 100 rappers
and it's like, oh, well,
they're all talking about the same things too.
you are participating in a culture and you are contributing and you got to eat that.
It might not feel good and you might have to look and say, hey, I'm making millions.
I'm feeding my family.
I'm helping my family out the hood.
But you are contributing to a problem.
It's the same shit with recycling.
I can sit up there and go throw a bottle on the ground and say, oh, but this my one little
bottle isn't going to cause real harm in the world.
But I am still contributing to the problem.
Yeah, but again, very true.
But it's not fair to say because an artist is rapping about this type of music that, oh,
you're the sole cause of this that's going on in our communities.
I can never put that on just the artists.
It's a bigger problem.
No, poverty is a problem.
This is what I'm saying.
It's a way bigger problem than just the music and hip-hop.
Now, again, I'm with you.
I've seen it firsthand.
I've been a victim of it to a certain degree of how music can influence and, you know,
affect your upbringing and you growing up in your environment.
100%.
It's the energy that's put out.
It's a fucking, it's words.
You know what I'm saying?
It's like it gets you people listen to music to get in the zone with the athletes in the locker room.
Well, not to kill people.
That too.
Niggas put on certain music to go kill people.
Oh, no.
I mean, we've seen even Marines say they were listening to certain songs and shit when they were going in Afghanistan going like looking for like Taliban and they was listening to certain music like to get them in that in that move.
So but that's what it is.
It's a it puts you in a move.
But you have to understand how to separate that.
Like the same if you go to see a movie.
If I see somebody.
shooting up a whole fucking store in a movie.
I'm not going to be in a movie through the rocking back and forth.
Like, yes, soon as I leave him, I'm going outside to fucking do this same shit that I just,
like, no, this is not, this is art.
This is just creativity.
This is how somebody's painting a story, painting a picture.
I'm not going to go out here and do that because that's the words that I'm listening to.
It's just a difference in being able to associate yourself with art and music and they say,
okay, I want to be like that.
I want to do that.
That's the problem.
Like a lot of these kids are just lost souls.
Like they're lost on heavy drugs.
Ficked up family situation.
Fucked up living situation.
You know, poverty, like you said, no education.
It's a bigger problem than just saying, oh, this drill rapper is the reason.
Like, because a lot of these drill rappers are really just rapping about the shit that they're seeing.
Not that they're necessarily doing, but the shit that's going on in their environment, their homeboy just got killed.
You know what I'm saying?
Or their cousin was killed and things like that, growing up, wherever.
But so it's not, you can't just put that on the artist.
I think that's unfair.
But there is a heavy influence on music in the culture and what goes on in our neighborhoods
because it is the voice of the people from these communities.
Yeah, and I'm not just being, I'm not just being hard on, and we can get off this because
it's depressing the shit.
But I'm not just being hard on hip hop too.
I give video games the same amount of smoke for a lot of the shit.
Yeah, we're going to probably much more.
We're going to cancel GTA like and be like, yo, like they were,
weren't they like trying to get GTA canceled?
I can, and I can understand why.
I agree.
You know what I'm saying?
But at the same time, it's like, we got to look past just the video game, past just the artist and the rapper.
And we got to look past that and dig deeper.
Like, what's the root of these problems?
I agree.
That was a good, healthy conversation, guys.
It's always good to have healthy conversation.
Love a nice little after school special.
You know what I'm saying?
Jokes.
Yeah.
Yeah, funny.
No, I really enjoyed the conversation.
I'm serious.
Yeah, I thought that was great.
But back to your point of saying, like, the.
female rappers that can actually rap looking at sexy red.
I do think there is a balance that we need to pay attention to.
Flo Millie, who we've loved for quite some time.
I love, you could say the machine pushed the button,
but she's been putting in work for, what, seven years now?
I love that Cardi and Sizzah hopped on that remix.
The song is incredible, and I think it's her time.
She can really rap.
She's one of those, so I think there is still a good balance.
I shit on
current hip hop
and what I think is more of a
business model than it is a music model.
You still get people like Flo Millie
getting the looks they deserve
to have Sizzar and Cardi on a remix.
Shout out of Kell and shout out the RCA.
But that's...
Great look for Flo Millie.
I mean, anytime you can get a record
with Cardi and Sizzar, I mean, that's, you know,
that's the top of the top.
But
is that another way for
like you said
earlier
Cardi is having trouble
catching one
is this another way
for
her to stay relevant
yeah
stay in the in the ears
100%
for sure
scissors on it
Cizza doesn't have a problem
with any relevancy
so why?
I'm just speaking
about Cardi in particular
like because artists will do that
even though they're big
this is also just put out an album
even though they're well that part
that's still charting
but even though they're big
it's like they'll they'll hear
because to me this is
again, great for Flo Millie
because this is, you're talking about Cardi and fucking
scissors, two of the biggest fucking
artist.
But this is to me
another way of if
an artist is signed
to
how we had the conversation of one of the biggest
artists, right? And
that artist goes in the studio just to hear
what you're working on and here's like, oh shit,
like you got a record.
This is really just the cool way it
you let me get that.
But let me hop on
I need a verse on that.
But it's been happening
in hip hop forever.
I'm not saying
there's anything wrong with it.
I think it's a
back to our longevity
conversation,
I think it's a beautiful way
for young artists
and legacy acts to use each other.
100%.
I'm not saying...
Hove did it.
Drake does it.
I'm not saying
everybody does it.
I'm not saying
that there's anything wrong
with it.
I'm just saying that
that is essentially
what this is.
Here's this artist
that's on the rise,
on the come up,
making some noise.
caught a record as a really dope record,
artists that are already established,
hear that record and like,
nah, I need to eat on it.
I need a verse on that.
If Flo Millie was signed to Cardi or Sissor,
we may not have even heard this record.
I'm just saying that that's how.
You're saying it went to what it.
It would have went to the bigger artists.
It would have went to,
this would have just been a Cardi record
if she was signed to Cardi,
if Cardi had a label.
No.
If she was signed to.
to scissors. No, because Floville is such a
completely different artist than
maybe. I'm telling you that's how things happen.
This is not like a guest. That's how things happen. I understand
that, but it also has to match the artist. We were talking
about literally on our last conversation about Drake and how he
handles his artist. The artist on his label usually
make music like him. This Flo Millie song is
This could be a Cardi record. This could not be a Cardi record. It could be a
Scissor record. This would not be no Cardi record. Of course this could be a
scissor record because she's basically singing. This could
absolutely be a Cardi record. Can you find a
a Cardi record that sounds anything like this.
Cardi has songs where she's singing on some of the
song? Song with Siza. What are we talking about? InVisian
Improviso? It's not just about the singing. It's about the way
that the song is. Like, this isn't a
Cardi record. It just isn't.
So why is Cardi on the record? It's a good
feature. It's cute. It's a different. It's a remix. Like, it's not like it's just
the regular song. It's a remix. So, yes, you
switch the song up a little bit, but it just doesn't sound like a
Cardi record. I don't think that's a big, crazy thing to say.
If Flo Millie, if Cardi B had a record label,
and Flo Millie was an artist that she signed,
I can guarantee you that if Cardi walked in this session
and heard that record, this would be a Cardi B record.
Okay.
Guarantee you that.
You disagree.
That's how it happens.
Like, it always happens like that.
I could see it as Cardi featuring Flo Mill.
I think they would- However you want to chop it,
it would be on a Cardi B project or it would be released as a Cardi B record, is what I'm saying.
Well, I think it's great that Cardi is, I guess, helping Flo Millie,
but again, she's been working for so long.
This is definitely Cardi and Cizza
Helping Flo. I mean, this is an RCA move.
I think
RCA wanted to remix a record that's already
popping and got Cizzo who's on RCA.
I'm sure she liked it and fucks with Floomilly.
I'm sure the relationship.
And then got Cardi after that because Cardi is,
to your point, hopping on things
to be next to what's hot at the time,
which I don't think there's any fault in that.
That's part of the game. That's part of the game.
That's what I'm saying.
If this was an artist signed to one of these ladies,
this could easily have been
one of their records 100%.
Cizor, we know this would have been a Cissor song.
This sounds like a Cizzer record.
Yeah, it does.
You know what I'm saying?
But Cardi, I can see Cardi taking this.
And like you said, even if she kept Flo on it, if that was her artist, this would be a Cardi
song is what I'm saying.
But even to that point, like, I'm sure an A&R heard that record at RCA, they didn't send it to
Cizzo.
Flo Millie kept it.
They're on the same label.
That is similar to what you're saying.
Yeah.
But I'm talking about being signed.
directly to that artist, not being label maids, being signed directly to that artist.
Yeah.
It's a, that's a total different thing.
Totally different thing.
But one of my candidates for a song of the summer, the slow-milly record.
I like it.
Definitely one of my candidates.
Do you like the remix?
I like the remix.
I like the remix. I like the videos dope.
Like, I like it.
And staying in music, it was a cool new music Friday.
I felt like.
We can stay in longevity and legacy.
My partner in crime, man in the woods, did he come out of the woods?
Yeah, we might have to-
Justin Simberlake.
We might have to forgive Justin for that Man in the Woods album.
Oh, this album was that good?
I mean, it's a lot better than man in the woods.
So we might have to forgive.
Justin might be slowly working his way back into our good graces
and a spot at the Thanksgiving dinner table for sure.
Should I have some white hate?
White hate?
I love white hate, so absolutely.
I love when y'all hate on each other.
The album confused me.
It was a roller coaster of me liking it
and me also thinking it was the worst thing ever.
Really?
The first record, Memphis, I was like,
okay, this was like when Usher tried to make that future album.
I was like, what the fuck?
All right, Justin was in the woods.
and now he's just trying to find records
that should have went to Drake.
I was very nervous.
I hate the intro.
It would be a great song for someone else
just in trying to match what's going on right now
was awful.
Okay.
It's always a little weird
when the legacy artist
try to catch the current sound.
And maybe that's short-sided,
in my opinion,
maybe they should try to do that
for longevity,
but I think it sucks.
Yeah.
It started out slow.
Technicolor, I think,
could be ranked
in Justin's top 15 catalog.
That's how good technology.
That record is insane.
Drown was like,
they were trying to recreate the old Justin.
That's what a lot of this album feels like.
The Justin that we loved with Timberlin,
they tried to recreate.
They gave us glimpses of it.
They tried to recreate since they brought him out the woods.
It's like seeing Stockton and Malone pick and roll.
It's like, okay.
Yeah.
It's not as quick as it used to be, but it, okay.
And some landed, some landed really good and some didn't at all.
There was like, there's really no great area on this album.
It's either they nailed it or they did.
Or they didn't at all.
Like the Usher album, there's stuff that like, I'm like, oh, that's cool.
That's really great.
Not for me.
This one is either nailed it or get the fuck out of it.
Is it big?
Is that the name?
I hate that record.
Really?
Oh, my God.
I hate that record.
I wish I never heard that record.
You hate it that much?
he said when I used to go to McDonald's
I would never order the small
I would always do it big
what is that
I don't ever want to hear
Penn game crazy
All right Damaris
Back to what you were saying
I mean one of the best records on there
I think the writing is fucking insane
We don't need to leave
I'm the party
I don't know why
Girl I'm the party
It's a good song
That record is dope I don't give a fuck
Which I told him out
Y'all crazy
That song's a dope record
I don't ever want to hear
a 46 year old tell a girl to stay in
because I am the party.
That sounds like something Will Ferrell would say when he
walked into like a stepbrother scene.
First of all, that's what that sounds like.
First of all, us is not 46, number one.
47. No, he's, what is wrong with you?
45.
That's all right. That's crazy. He said 46. You tried
to come on. It's not a year off. I was a year off.
Usher's 45? Yeah. I thought he was like
43, 44. He's the party.
Oh, shit. I don't know what shit was 45.
He looks good for his age.
He looks good.
incredible was age.
You're kidding me?
I'd beat.
Too far?
Can I say I'm gay?
Whoa.
Yeah, that was...
No, like the beats on the album,
the beats on the album were really good.
Okay.
Okay.
All right.
Like, I'd like to play a beat for...
No, but you like to get, yeah.
Oh, my God.
You would never be a flying wall.
I'd love to be a fly on the world.
Yes, I would.
I'd be so scared.
Let's get back to a...
Especially if how amazing...
Flying the wall, be a man on his knees.
I'd be Kiki Palmer.
we almost made it through this episode
without y'all being ags
y'all keep telling you y'all it's 22 years
I'm being progressive
y'all said eggs
I like that like ugs
oh it's pretty good
I don't want to sit here and shit on
everything I thought it was
I think it is great but like when you get stuff like this
dude like I don't need
the world does not need
Justin Timberlake's Afro beat record
no
black women love when Timberlake
getting into that bad
Russell Brand's African child
classic record by the way yeah he was a African space Christ yeah that's a great record
yeah that movie is really underrated and I know we're we're not team Puff but he killed that
role yeah him to the Greek fantastic film um yeah there's just moments in there that
I just think RCA was like well he's back let's get him on some let's get on some afro beats
they should just put him in black phase the record with in sync is fucking incredible
Paradise is so good
I love that that's like the way
Incinct came back
What?
You should have put him in blackface?
What is he?
I don't listen.
Okay.
You caught the Lauren Hills
I don't listen.
All right.
I got to pick that up from you.
I didn't even hear him say that.
All right, there you go.
All right, cool.
No, I mean, once he went in the woods,
it was like invisible blackface.
Got you.
It's cool.
The album?
It's just cool.
Is it better than a man in the woods?
I don't know.
No, it's better than man in the woods.
Don't do that.
Man in the Woods.
All right.
At least they committed.
I'll put it this way.
I don't like Man in the Woods.
At least they committed.
Okay.
They committed a man in the woods.
They went full-fledged
and that's what the fuck we're going to do.
This one felt like we're committing to
trying to make Justin
what he was before when he was a pop star
that the whites and blacks loved.
And I think they missed more than they hit.
But when they hit,
hands down some of the best media.
Yeah, even in the video.
Technicolor is so fucking good.
That's a great record.
It looks like they're reminding Justin Timberlake.
He's Justin Timberlake.
Yeah.
Like even this,
even watching this video currently without sound.
How old is Justin?
It's like he's acting to be himself.
Probably 46 too.
Yeah, he around the same age as I sure.
Yeah, I would say there.
Justin, you know what it is with Justin, man?
He's always like, he's always trying to...
It's 43.
It's 43, oh, wow.
You recently turned 40.
He's always like the cool spy in all of his videos.
He's like they try to make him the cool spy.
Like it's like, who is this handsome guy walking like in a different tempo than everybody
else in the room?
And it's always funny that the camera's specifically on him, but no one recognizes him.
He always walks through the club undetected.
Yeah.
And then has a.
Even though spotlight is on him.
Yeah, it then has a one-on-one with a beautiful woman on the dance floor and then disappears
in his Lamborghini.
And I don't care who you are.
like a James Bond movie.
Even if you're not famous,
if this scenario happened in the club,
everyone's going to stop and look at what they're doing.
Have you ever been in the club
and seen a scenario like this happened
where you ever see like a guy
that doesn't know a girl
he just walks up to and starts dancing?
That never happens.
Oh, that was freaky.
I've been that girl.
This is you, DeMaris?
Wait, look at.
I've been that girl.
When have you been that girl?
When have you been?
You got to different,
you got to go to different type of clubs.
You got to go to the clubs when they actually dance.
I got to go to a different type of club.
You got to go to clubs,
dance clubs, like where they actually.
actually dance. They don't dance in clubs no more. Yes, they do. They have plenty of dance clubs.
Where? Name one in New York. Well, I don't, I'm older now. I don't really go to clubs.
I'm older. You're 29. I'm, this is what I was doing when I was 20, 21 years old.
Licking faces in the club. You was licking somebody's mouth. Oh, I didn't see all that. She was
stripping. She was that swag. This is, this is, this is. I love that. But the dancing with a random,
dancing with the random white guys, sweating and all that shit. Like, yeah, that people really,
that's, that actually happens. We don't do that. We don't do that.
in African American
hip hop culture clubs.
No.
With the white.
African American culture clubs.
What club is that?
Russell Brand said that.
What club is African American culture club?
I never want to.
African American hip hop.
What the fuck is that?
That sounds like a fucking AA meeting.
Like the African American culture club
of society of America.
I think that's the definition of urban.
Yeah.
Like what the fuck is that?
They don't do that at urban clubs.
Urban.
Well, they definitely,
why?
So if they're not doing that at urban clubs,
what club are they doing that at?
that at the white people be in there together dancing with each other kissing each other randomly
on a dance for that happened that's because everybody's high on coke so as a white even though
we're offbeat we do enjoy dancing together we do a lot we do a lot of dancing i mean black people we enjoy
dancing together too what i mean you guys are great at it i'm saying we're trash but we still like it
i didn't think i needed to explain that black people dance i was trying to explain that white people
dance y'all don't even know justin call mono right there with that girl looking to see that's that's that's how
you catch that mono that you had?
Why are you pointing me?
That mono.
You had mono when I was 17.
How did you catch it?
Girl licked your mouth on the dance floor, right?
Probably something similar.
Exactly.
Exactly my point.
It was an underrated
feeling as a youngster when you were at the parties
or the clubs.
When she dances with you for two and a half
songs and then she turns around
and keeps dancing with you, you've been chosen for the night.
Oh, once you get that face-to-face-face-time?
Like if she dances two,
songs, you're like, all right, this could be
something. That third song, when she turns around
to dance with you face-to-face, you're getting
pussy. You get the little OTPH-J-A. You know
that feeling of like, oh shit,
I'm gonna get pussy tonight. But then you start hating when she
started dancing with somebody else.
And then you're standing there trying to look cool and not
dance by yourself, and now you don't want to dance. If she goes face-face
you, she's not dancing to somebody else.
There was a lot of girls that used to face-to-face
every guy in the party. Yeah, like
that doesn't mean that she's with you
for the night because she'd face-to-face? Then she gives
you like that over-the-pants tug, like in the middle
the club. The bad thing was the guys that didn't understand that that was just a dub and like
awkwardly followed the girl for the rest of the party. Just because y'all danced for that long,
she was really just dancing. That's it. But that's what I'm saying. Some guys that they see
her dance with another guy and now they're like mad. Like you thought that was like just your dance
partner for the night? She's in a party. Like she's, but I'm saying, you know that feeling on the
third song turnaround and she looks at you and like, your trouble. I'm getting pussy. Not your trouble.
You've been outside a little bit too long.
trouble. Your trouble.
Your trouble just made she feel you getting hard on her butt.
That's all that.
Yeah. If a nigga tell you, no, I'm hard. I'm horny.
I'm not trouble.
He's trouble. You're trouble. He's married.
I haven't been hard on a butt in a minute, man. I miss those days.
Because you haven't probably danced.
That's what I'm saying. I miss like the dancing days. No one dances like that.
Now, when we was at the box, you was trying to find one to dance with.
There was none in there.
You had to see Julian.
Like, anytime a girl woke past, he started trying to catch the beat a little bit.
I'm like, yo, Julie.
the beat. It's not in here tonight.
It's next to me licking toes on a fucking perch.
Yeah, Laurian was going crazy.
Why are you telling lawyer our business?
It's been told this story.
Muggering a girl while
dancing at a high school party was like the
purest form of human. I think I ever was.
That's when I think I was my happiest.
You went home and slapped with your finger in your mouth.
That's sick.
I definitely smelled it.
You can't make that up.
You can't make that up.
You can't make that up.
You can't just create that off the freestyle.
It's a petri dish.
A petri dish.
Listen, man, that feeling of when she, you know, your hand was close and she gave you that little nudge to push it down.
You felt that lip.
I don't let me.
It just gets warm.
I don't think there's a better feeling.
Yeah, that warm lip hanging outside of the thong.
Woo.
A warm lip, still heads.
Yeah.
We got to bring back dancing.
We got to bring back warm lips.
We got to bring back warm lips.
We got to bring back warm lips.
Lips don't be warm no more.
That's the problem.
See, everybody walking around with these cold coochies.
Aren't you see what I'm saying?
Y'all niggas out here, y'all not getting these coochies warm.
Like, it's a lot of cold coochies in the club right now.
When was the last time you ran into a cold one?
A cold coochie?
Shit about.
Like, it felt like you reached at the bottom of the cooler for the beer.
Yeah, it's like, yo, like, you are?
You got to.
Your women took those hand warmer things that you like slap to activate and just put
them in there.
I had a conversation with a man who claimed one time about warm coochie.
He said he liked for the like the snail musin that comes out to be.
No, that's what she's ovulated.
You like a necrophiliac?
You want to fuck a corpse?
No, he like, I don't know.
He said it was like, like, I don't know.
He said it was like, like,
like a he liked it almost like when somebody so that nigga go buy aloe plant put it in the fridge then
facts facts that's what he want he want a cold piece of aloe plant he want a cold piece of aloe
plant he want a cold he don't want a woman that nica want a cold aloe he don't want a woman he
want a cold piece of aloe that's what he said it's a nice feel every once in a while like
not regularly but the coldness coldness is like a nice thing's crazy that means something's wrong
it's like it's supposed to be one of the warmest parts of your body it's literally coming out of your
People become such horrors, foreplay is done.
People are just fucking.
That's why it's cold.
No one's warm in the pussy.
Yeah, that's what it's, yeah, y'all got to warm these cooties up.
Get back to four play for like 40 minutes.
Is fingering even a thing to this generation?
Hell, fingering.
I mean, I'm good with fingering, like, leaving a back seat.
Why?
It's just, it's not, it's unsanitary.
No matter how much you wash your hands, it's just your hands carry a lot of bacteria.
It's not sanitary.
Your hands carry bacteria
But if I put my tongue there
You think a nigga mouth and a dick
Don't carry bacteria?
Yeah
Carry more than that
Your hands
Your hands are probably the dirtiest part of your body
I'm not in hell no
Your dick dirtier to your hands
Don't play with me like
Well you said hell no
I'm talking about in general
Like niggas ain't no
Dirt start dirty niggas out
You know it's some dirt balls
Walking around
Why the fuck you telling me
I know it's like I fuck with dirty diggers
I'm not saying you fuck with them
But you see them
They exist for sure
Oh they do they
The niggas is everywhere.
A dirt bomb?
And a dirty nigger is the most social
nigga. He want to be in every girl face.
You don't see that plaque in your mouth?
Like, nigga, get out of her face.
And if you think about it, if I wash my hands, what's worse?
That or me busting down a chop cheese in Hennessy
and then go to eat your pussy at 2 a.m.
My mouth is probably disgusting.
That post club mouth when you probably just, well, alcohol is a disinfectant.
You might have had like...
Yeah, but Henny, I think, has more...
Like, it doesn't...
More bacteria. It's disinfectant.
You can't disinfect itself.
Eating pussy off the satay.
Meadam, brush your teeth.
Yeah, your pussy ate by niggas that drink.
Regular Hennessy is crazy.
They out there.
At this old age.
They out here.
Regular.
Just Hennessy in general.
They have really high, like, price points for other heresies that are really good quality.
But regular Hennessy, no.
I've hated chicks pussy after sipping E&J.
And you're telling me, me washing my hands and fingering you would be worse?
No, straight.
Evil Jesus.
I'm thinking.
get Paul Misan peach. I'm sorry, but
who? That's nasty.
What the fuck is?
Paul Mons?
Is that what a Jesus' disciples?
Is that what a Jesus' disciples?
Paul Mousan?
Who the fuck is Paul Mousin?
It was at the end of the last summer.
It's a brandy?
Yeah, you never had Pormous.
I've never heard of Palmison.
Oh, no, that's, oh, that's that real, that's that real Alki shit.
Like, only a real Alki who drink that.
My uncle and my aunt used to drink it.
And one day they spit.
spilled it. I remember I'll never forget this as a kid. They spilled it on her wooden floor and it took
the color out the wood. They never drank it again. Yeah, just it ate. That's really what Kaye Michelle was
saying about. They were like, oh, now, that's the VSOP. Kaye Michelle was, was really singing about.
Paul Masson. No. My track coach at St. Peter's name was coach Mason. So we used to,
when we were drinking that in college, we used to say we was drinking the coach Mason.
We drank that a lot of college. It was cheap. Yeah. It's nasty.
My cheap alcohol was 99 bananas.
I can't even smell that shit.
I just got nauseous.
I will throw up smelling that shit.
You know what I've been drinking a lot lately?
I've been drinking a lot of mescal nagronies lately.
Mezcal ngronies.
I can tell by your hat that you do.
You look like a mescal.
How's that pretentious?
It's not.
Ms.
Cal mcrony.
Yeah.
Just the word mcrony feels pretentious.
I feel like you shouldn't say nagroney.
Yeah, that's a little.
I said mugger and macaroni.
I don't like it.
Well, he said he does.
I said McGroney.
But a thing about a mescal degroni, Roy, it does.
It is your color.
So at least you can like coordinate.
Oh, it's a little ginger red.
Yeah.
A little, uh,
plus the Campari.
He could just do an old fashioned.
Old fashion tastes better.
I love a mescaline.
They're great.
It's super simple too to make.
If anyone out there is experimenting with cocktails.
Catch,
catch gave me a free espresso martini shot.
And yeah, why do y'all drink that shit?
Well, it's not a shot.
Well, they gave it.
It's a start there.
Well, they bust it down.
Like, it's basically espresso martini and they busted down in the shots for my table.
And I was just like, oh, this is.
So he just gave you an espresso martini, but he only wanted to give you one.
Yeah.
So he cut it.
It was free.
It was like free.
But it was just, it's nasty.
Uh, you know when Demaris was a bartender, she used to charge me full price.
Sure did.
Yeah, but that was kind of like an even exchange because you would charge her full price for Palooza.
To go to Luzza.
That's $80.
His fucking drink was 10.
There was only so many comps.
Thank you.
My guest list is jammed.
It was jammed.
It's slammed.
My list is slammed.
I can't.
Especially if you try to get,
Roy,
be like,
just buy the ticket in
and I get you backstage.
You go to like get backstage.
He's fake runner.
I'm just so busy.
Fake running around.
I was not fake running around.
I was really running around.
No,
no.
I've seen Roy really running around Barclays Center.
I was,
oh, that night.
Oh, that night.
You were there?
I was working.
Oh.
I did the pyro.
Coked out of,
of my mind.
This is who y'all let control the pilot?
I didn't know he did coke.
This is who y'all let, this is it?
When would I have known you, you would have done coke?
This is before the whole tour.
I didn't see one person do cocaine on the Palooza tour.
I mean, I'm nice with like, I'm not like a fool, but yeah, we were all the act of.
So you was yacked up pressing the button?
No, you don't even know.
We think I'm a dare officer?
I had work to do.
I wasn't like looking at who.
We didn't piss test y'all.
I didn't fucking know you were on Coke.
So this is years ago at this point.
I'm throwing
I'm throwing everybody under the bus
fuck these guys
yeah we don't we don't know if
wants that out there
yeah yeah yeah yeah see
see we know if somebody
get locked up here
and they all come looking for us
yeah they know we were we were doing a
you know and most of time
you're sharing bags
so we're doing a lot of bag passes
and we were doing them in the tunnels
like at the Barclays backstage
but there's always just like police posted up
because it was one of those nights
and we were doing a pass
this guy man
in front like
in the wall of police or three feet in front of us
not even. And he just takes the bag out and does like the most botched horrible backwards handoff
in front of the police wall. And I just go and just like grab it. We just like walk by.
I was like, dude, what the fuck was that? We were both like strung out. It was just there was a lot of
in his, in his defense, I'm sure the cops were preoccupied with the 60 crips that were
backstage. Yeah. But like if just like, you know, because that's like the fluorescent highlight
the wall, that that seat that hallway is just so well lit. They would have seen the bag. If the bag hit
the floor. They wouldn't have cared. It was just a, I mean, I would have felt awful. But after that,
I got a text about doing the pyro and I ended up doing the pyro for the locks reunion and just
like smashing buttons and hitting lots of sliders. So you almost kill Stiles. And I was doing,
I was doing, uh, jada and chic. I was doing bumps while we were doing the, it was great.
While they was doing money power respect, you was doing money powder. Yeah.
Money powder. Respect. Well, they were saying they had enough weight.
he's the scale that the way the whales
with Julian was like in
Thanks on tour when we would do
Like when we would do drugs like when we do bumps
Whatever outside like in the
In the production pit like in the tech room
All the tech guys
Yeah this is seriously like when mothers find out
Like their kids drank at 16
I swear on my whole
I had no idea y'all were doing coke
What the fuck?
It's a easy drug I would have told y'all not to do cocaine
Like
I don't think our insurance covered that
Because the locks is coming on stage and you don't need to be in charge of
fucking blowing up Jada kiss his face.
I did a great job.
No one got near the pyro.
That was.
That was me.
No, they did a great job.
No, that was me.
I guided them.
You said, yo, don't step there.
I was like, yo, go, go that way.
But if you ever get into the tech, like, booth, like with the light guys, with the sound guys,
they all do.
So we would spend me and redacted name from earlier.
We would just spend, like, time in there.
just like openly just doing bumps with the team.
The venue team. Yeah.
Okay. So, you know, it's camaraderie.
You were running a fucking crazy organization.
I had no.
Roy was just running around slapping wristbands on people's wrists.
Yeah.
For taking them off.
Maul actually did a,
well was a good help at the Barclay Center.
Was it?
You made a decision that was really actually helpful in the moment.
Oh, yes.
I was in the middle of losing my fucking mind.
That was what.
It was Benner.
I told Benner, right?
Yeah, it was Benner.
I told Benner.
They were trying to stop all of Fabio's,
like his whole crew from going on stage.
And I'm like, dog, we're in Brooklyn,
Barclay Center.
He has one of the biggest records in the fucking city,
in the fucking country right now.
Let all of these motherfuckers on stage.
Like, why are y'all trying to stop the whole block from going on?
This is a moment.
Some of them started climbing and sneaking in.
They were trying to stop on.
I'm like, dog, just let them go.
as soon as they got on stage,
that shit turned into a fucking moment.
It was the perfect advice.
You can't stop that from happening.
Because no matter what, you're not going to stop it.
Yeah.
So you might as well let the moment happen.
They just want to go in there.
They were great.
Yeah, they grew up 10 blocks from here.
This is like them being in the garden.
Let them have their moment.
Let them go up there, do their dances.
You know, like just let them fucking go crazy.
That stage was packed.
I was crazy when that came on.
I will speak for Fabio and his crew for that night specifically.
they were some of the best
I don't want to use the word
entourage but best crew that we've had
usually the crews are always a nightmare
they were some of the nicest most polite
people ever once Fabio was done
they got off stage and went and party
like they were fucking great
the cops were on crazy alert I understand
they had just had a lot of shit had happened
6-9 Casanova
Rowdy there was a lot of shit that was going on
on with the barbeds so they were on edge
with those guys those guys were amazing
Yeah, it was not
It was a moment
It was definitely a moment
And I'm glad that they let them have that moment
Because that shit turned up a whole
The show, the whole show was that night was dope
I would love
Fabio hit the stage and did that record
That took that shit to a whole other level
Raven took a picture of me when I was dancing to it
There was a picture of me
Oh I know you were somewhere out there shaking
No I literally was doing the big drip dance
Like just like they got a video of me
Yeah
Great moment
Before we get away from music
I do want to know that Tierra Wack put out an incredible album on Friday.
Hip-hop.
It's hip-hop.
It's R&B.
It's pop.
There's everything on that album.
I'm only like two or three listens into it, but you know when you can tell that you're going to like an album for quite some time?
Yeah.
This was one of those.
Tierra's, she's like quietly one of my favorite artists.
She delivered on this.
Yeah.
It's incredible.
I'm really happy that she took her time with it.
I'm happy that she's getting the shine she deserves for it.
it, you know, as we know
for the past however many years,
Tierra's always been, I think,
ahead of the curve as far as creative goes
with everything that she does, but
I can't recommend
this album more. It's so fucking good.
I'm happy for Tierra, man.
She's dope. Like, I think
that she's just such a
unique artist.
Again, hip-hop,
MC, rapper.
She's dope, man. She's dope.
gives me a lot of like the old missy vibes um you know just compare women to other women
it's cool no but i'm just saying like as far as like just her artist like she she pays attention
she's like she's creating her own like her tiara world and she's she's one of the artists that
could actually really rap and singing well tiara can rap and like not it's a lot of great singing on
this project.
Really?
Mm-hmm.
It's great.
But before we get to voicemails,
I know we weren't really
good to get into it,
but I do want to bring up
more Kanye West text messages.
Okay.
The copy one that we talked about
last episode was one of my favorite.
Mm-hmm.
I fully identified
with his text message to Kai,
even though I disagreed with him
being mad at Kai.
Mm-hmm.
So you ain't do nothing wrong,
so I felt this way for no reason.
Ooh, it's not like something
you got off before.
He said yes.
And then he said,
fuck you.
Kanye said fuck you?
Yes.
Yo.
Poor Kai.
That's how you know he's doing well.
He getting hate from everywhere.
Texting Kanye got to be like opening fortune cookies.
Yes.
You can't predict what he's going to say next.
At all.
There's no fucking way.
And it's probably going to be bad advice to you.
You can't, you cannot predict what Kanye is going to say next to you in a text message.
He might give you some lucky numbers.
I wouldn't, I would, he might send you a picture.
He might send you a picture of a fortune from a fortune cookie.
Like, imagine if somebody who was texting somebody
and their responses was only like
pictures of fortunes from fortune cookies.
That'd be fine.
Like, you're like, yo, so what you doing tonight?
And the niggas seen you a message like,
yo, your lucky numbers are.
What am I supposed to do with this?
Like, that's what Texan Kanye has to be like.
I just love the simplicity of,
so you ain't doing nothing wrong.
So I felt this way for no reason.
Because you know the answer is rhetorical.
Right.
I feel a way.
What a beautiful way to just put something.
Especially when you're wrong.
The follow by the fuck you then.
It's for those that aren't aware of what happened.
Kanye sent Kai a pair of his new sweatpants
and apparently they're four sizes too large.
So Kai said this on a stream.
Yo, man, he was a extra song.
Yo is crazy.
Because you know he probably was waiting on nose.
And then you get him in an A that big?
You're like, oh, come on, man.
Have you ever been in that position where you get seated
something you couldn't wait for?
Yes.
And then they send you the wrong size.
It's like,
absolutely.
Man,
what the,
the initial message Kanye sent out was,
don't make no jokes about my clothes.
When you ain't say nothing about what Adidas is doing.
When Volture's song came out,
you ain't play my verse.
You controlled.
Don't play with me.
That's fortune cookie shit.
That was at 10, 16 p.m.
Imagine opening your DMs
and seeing a message like that from Kanye.
Don't play with me.
You controlled.
What?
What are you talking about, man?
And do you watch Kai's content?
What did you think he was going to say during your Adidas back and
No, fuck that.
The funny part is,
Cah didn't say nothing wrong.
Like, look how big these pets are like,
yo, what am I?
Come on, man.
Like, these just don't fit me.
That ain't, like, what's wrong with that?
I think it was great promo for the line.
100%.
100%.
Yeah, that made me want to go look at what the sweats look like.
Do we think that, do we think that,
do we think that, uh,
Ye makes an appearance in Kai's basement?
That'd be it.
So awesome.
God.
Kai will probably
Like bringing the right side sweats.
I think so.
I can see that.
Yo, seeing Ye yell at Kai while Kai just sit up there like, bro.
Like, it will be fucking hilarious.
Like, I can see Yee definitely going to kicking it with Kyle on the stream, for sure.
I feel like he'd ask Kai to go to wherever he was.
Like, whatever pyramid Kanye was in.
Nah, see, no, man.
That's just something.
Yeah, you got to go.
Oh, I agree with you.
Yeah, he got to go.
Yeah, man.
Go to Kai's basement, man.
and kick it with him there, man.
Don't send Kai to come to some fucking empty warehouse.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, you know, it's an empty warehouse.
Nothing in there.
Just him and Kai.
Like, no, man.
Don't do that, man.
I tried to look up this John Monopoly threat
because apparently John Monopoly was Kanye West's manager currently
and has been his manager for a long time.
I saw the headline that he threatened Kai to like fight him.
I couldn't find that clip of John Monopoly saying that.
Is that actually true?
But there's a, Kai did respond.
I know, I just couldn't find the original clip.
Kai is really good at what he does, man.
So good.
He's so good at this.
Making suspense for a Google search is a talent.
He scores his, he scores it.
It's like, that's a pure talent.
Which is age?
How old is this nigga?
I love him.
Yo, how old is this nigga is fun?
Can you read whatever is below?
because I have to hear the threat.
How did John Monopoly say he was going to fight Kai?
I just don't believe that.
He said, he posted a photo with Yeh.
He said, we good, but if we ever need to link up for a face-to-face,
I'll meet him in his hood on the streets.
Just me plus one, he can bring his whole team
just so you all understand the type of time I'm on.
May Allah bless you all.
That's so weird.
That's so weird.
When you bring Allah into that?
During Ramadan.
That was his message to Kai?
No, that was a tweet.
But why?
But why?
But wait, what?
A child?
For pants.
Yeah, just send him a better size.
Or don't send him at all.
No, bring the correct size to his fucking, to his basement.
Give it to him all in his stream.
Make it a moment, man.
Yeah, I can speak.
I can talk.
Yeah, I'm, I'm basically just, boom, my clap this one.
Bro, this is all they're arguing over a pair of sweatpants.
All right?
I understand that, right?
You said what?
I understand that.
But you have to understand why the man I come so crazy to me
from the first place.
They said the pots don't fit?
The pots don't fit?
You said what?
I'm just saying like,
my, um...
You feel what I could...
Whatever he want to do, you can resolve it.
I don't care.
What is there to resolve?
To the fact that, like, I was, I had no disrespect.
You feel me?
And I just feel like what he was going back and forth from it was a little crazy.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So, how can I, how can we go out moving forward with this?
Just to get some correct sizes?
Just send him the right pair.
Why are they on the phone right now?
It sounds like John McLaughly has a gun to his head, like on some hostage shit.
241st, that's down the block from my block.
Oh, John, you used to live on 241st.
Oh.
No bullshit.
You said what?
So you should know that we should have.
go for no bullshit, no disrespect.
Oh, so John, he's from 24.
Oh, okay. John Monopoly is from
Chicago.
He must have. He must have. Yeah,
he goes on to say he's lived there
for 10 years or whatever.
Oh, so he, yeah, so do he know the neighborhood then?
But why, like, why?
That shit lame.
Is this like...
It's weird.
Is this plan? There's no way that's fucking...
That's what I'm telling you. This has to be
a rollout. Ye is going on his stream.
Has to be. There's no...
way all of this is over just him saying like, yo, like he should still fit.
Like that's, that's all he said was.
I think that moment could have been sincere, but their reaction, Kanye's reaction is just a very
Kanye reaction.
Yeah.
It's just like, but I think because of how he reacted, yeah, go to the house.
It could lead to a stream.
It should.
Why wouldn't Kanye do that?
Yeah, I think it'd be dope.
I think it'd be dope.
Kai's great at what he does, man.
He's fucking, I want a son like him.
He's so perfect.
You want a son like Kai?
Yeah.
he's so funny and cute.
Like he's,
he's,
he's been streaming for years.
I want like a son that's like,
that's funny and like entertaining like that.
Cobb would try to bust your ass if he saw you in the clubs and weird.
You're talking about you want a son like him?
You would like Cobby?
Well, after those Snapchats, I mean, who knows?
Yeah.
Who knows is funny.
I don't want to put anything on his jacket.
Who knows?
Who knows?
Do we have voicemails?
you've got mail.
Yeah, this is actually a fun one.
Remember the threesome story that we wanted?
Yes.
Oh, God.
So since, yeah, it's...
Well, give some quick backstory.
She called in, was talking about,
she was living her life finally.
She had a first threesome.
And then didn't she get onto some crazy question
and we were way more concerned?
She was saying, I'm turning.
She said when I turned 30,
I had all these things in my life.
What did you guys?
She was specifically asking DeMaris,
but then the question opened up to all of us.
What did you want to do or accomplish
at a certain point or time in your life?
one of her as being a threesome, which she said she easily knocked off her list.
And seven concerts.
She said she wanted to do seven consonants.
She made it to five.
Yeah.
And instead of caring about her amazing question and her quest, we were more concerned of how
that first three somewhat.
You.
It was literally run the tape.
No, we're a crew.
We're a team.
We're not gang gang.
No.
It's not until there's time like, you know.
We're always saying the white man speaks for all of us.
Hmm.
That's American.
That's American.
Can we get rid of that flag, by the way, man?
Mall put that there.
This is the country you living, right?
You're American.
I am.
All right, then.
The flag stays.
Speaking of America, I did just watch that Flowers of the Moonshine.
Killers the Flower Moon.
Flowers of the Moonshine.
It's not the name of the movie movie, Rourer.
Killers and the Flower Moon.
What? Say it.
Say something racist.
Worst acting Leo's ever done in his entire life.
He's supposed to be bad.
I understand he's supposed to be like the stupid guy that gets taken advantage of.
But it was the most.
diet,
Shutter Island
acting ever.
It felt like
outtakes from Shutter Island
when he would like
make the face
in the same suit.
It was awful fucking
it was the worst
De Niro's ever acted too.
He was a better actor
and meet the parents
than he was in that.
I appreciate the attempt
of what they tried to do
in Scorsese doing something like that.
It was a good story
but man did the two legends
not deliver.
What's your name?
Leo stunk in that movie.
He was like bad, bad.
Roy, you tend to over-exagger
and be a hater, though.
So is it really that bad?
I love Leo's one of my favorite actors.
It's not that bad.
It's not that bad.
It's really not that bad.
I'm sure a good movie.
Oh, no, I'm going to re-watch it
because it was three hours long
and there was a lot of shit to cover.
It's a good movie.
Just Leo was awful for the whole thing.
We got out-acted by everybody.
I don't feel like it was some of Leo's best acting,
but I don't think it was bad acting.
Like, no.
I think there's better growing pains scenes
with Leo than there were.
in that movie.
Ah, he going crazy now.
No, go crazy.
You know he's crazy.
He goes crazy.
Leo wasn't good in growing pains?
Yeah.
But I think Leo's been good
in everything he's done.
He's one of my favorite actors by far.
This was just awful.
Okay.
I mean, that's fair.
I mean, you ain't got to be your favorite,
but you enjoyed the movie, though.
The story, the way it was shot.
It's just tough to do three and a half hours
when De Niro and Leo stink.
Okay.
I'm not mad at that.
Everybody else character.
it.
And Leo just the whole time.
What is the lead actresses name?
I forgot her name, but I think she just won.
Didn't she win a, was it an Emmy or a Golden?
No, the Oscar.
She won an Oscar?
Wait, no, I don't think she won.
She was nominated.
What's the woman's name?
Lily Gladstone.
She smoked it.
Yeah, no, she was great.
She was great.
As someone that prefers Scorsese over Tarantino,
this felt like a movie that Tarantino should have done.
There was so much buildup to crazy shit.
It wasn't enough violence for.
I kind of needed the wild ending.
It wasn't enough violence for a Tarantino movie, though.
Tarantino movies are always more violent.
He was smoking mad people.
They were smoking mad people.
Was it racist?
It very racist.
Oh, it didn't definitely Tarantino's bad.
It echoed Tarantino's bad.
Tarantino would have found a way to use the N-word in a Native American white movie.
I was to say, what were they known as because it wouldn't hit as hard as the N-word.
So I feel like that's why Tarantino would bow out of a film like this.
the
former name of the Washington commanders
I think would have been thrown around a lot
Tarantino would find some way
You could say redskins
I don't know anymore
It was thrown around in there a little bit
Yeah but like that
It's just like it those are weak
When they were bringing up the Tulsa shit
Yeah they throwed him
Oh yeah Tarantino would have made that scene longer
He would have harped up to that
He would have re-bomb Tulsa
The movie just would have been Tulsa
The car GI
The current Tulsa, though.
No CDI.
Just light it up again.
Is that 2024?
He would have changed the actual name from Black Wall Street to something else.
Tarantino would have a blooper escalated Tulsa right now.
In the 1920s.
And put Jamie Fox in it for no reason.
Yeah, yeah.
Tarantino going a little crazy.
Oh, but what's the name of that actress that was in Handmaid's Tale?
Oh, the white bitch?
Yeah, that face she made.
That was an accurate description.
I knew who he was talking about.
Elizabeth Moss.
The face she makes through the entire series
is the face Leo was making through the whole movie.
Really?
Oh.
Just the whole time.
This is the character I hate.
Like the whole time.
I can't stand Elizabeth.
I hate her more than anyone I've ever hated in any show of all time.
This dumbass face.
She's the worst character to ever have lived.
This was Leo the entire movie.
She plays very unlikable characters and does a great job.
She's probably a sweetheart in her life.
I'm sure, but she's very good at being a awful actress.
Like horrible, I mean, awful in a good way.
She's been in other stuff that she was good in.
She's Handmaid's Tale.
She was good at Hammey's Tale.
She's just an awful character.
Yeah.
Oh, so, Roy, you really, like, watched Handmaid's Tale.
Yeah.
And you're still in the love.
It's a great series.
I just can't get past her facial reactions throughout the entire thing.
Yeah, they were off-putting.
Julian, you want to go to voice smells?
Oh, yeah.
Anyway, so after that, uh,
sidestep. So we have this
recent story. See why I never got any awards.
Didn't it not? I don't know.
Hey everyone. It's Michelle from Chicago calling back
with the Rory requested
threesome stories. So bam, here we go.
She's single you out. The whole team.
The whole team. Only you asking for the damn thing.
The team. All right. We're a unit.
So,
fuck, I totally wish that it was,
I think maybe Julian said it.
See? That the threesome happened during my
quest.
to hit all seven continents.
And unfortunately, no, it didn't.
It happened here in Chicago.
But I guess some backstory is for a couple years,
leading up to turning 30,
I was in a really, really awful relationship,
incredibly controlling, very abusive,
one of those relationships.
Like, you can't even believe you are in it.
You can't believe you find yourself in this.
And anyway, that's not important.
What's important is that after I got out of that relationship, I took control back of my life, my
sensuality, myself, my sexuality, everything, and was bound and determined to have a threesome
because he never, quote, unquote, let me, which is so fucking nauseating to even say,
because I'm not the type of person to let anybody tell me what the fuck to do.
But anyway, shit, I'm running out of time.
So basically I meet this married couple.
They invite me into their relationship as kind of their girlfriend.
Love it.
And things just take off from there.
He was a filmmaker.
And I was basically the creative director of my own threesome.
He shot it in the most beautiful, like film noir, sexy as hell type of way.
And it was one of the greatest experiences of my life.
Oh, she had the fucking jackpot for a first threesome.
story with five seconds left on the clock.
That's fire.
My nipples are hard.
Yo.
Unhearted them to fuck.
Yo, Roel, can you teach me how to film make?
Filmming.
That was gay.
I was gay.
It's a woman talking.
No.
I don't want to make a small guy.
I don't have a threesome with Rel.
I just want a filmmaker because clearly
filmmakers are going crazy.
What a beautiful threesome.
She said that he wouldn't let her have a threesome.
go ahead well i'm gonna assume that he probably liked like he didn't want her he didn't want to have one with her
that's crazy you know how easy it is for women to have a three zoom it's easy for women to ask
anything no i know well yes i mean that's why they deserve less financially yeah but i'm i was saying
like specifically when it comes to threesomes every man has like oh my god i want to have a woman
just goes up to a couple i was like i want to fuck you both they're gonna be yeah sure well it's a
couple might will harassed.
You could just say no.
Yeah, I mean, if the couple was into it, though, like, yeah, yeah.
And even if they're not, I could still see it turning into like a flirtatious type of, like, no, but you're cute.
And, you know, if we were into that, we would.
But you could sit with us and, like, drink and, you know, whatever.
Like, I could see it being that.
But, like, men, we can't get that shit all.
Hell no.
Well, in our case, you'd have to approach two women.
We can't go up to two lesbians and be like, yo, I would love.
No, it's actually very disrespectful to do that.
See, see how fast be disrespectful?
It should be disrespectful to say that to any couple.
Like, yo, let me fuck y'all.
But they mean, like, you see?
Yeah, like that.
Well, usually the couple comes up to you.
That's what's supposed to happen.
The couple is supposed to approach you.
I guess.
Yeah, that's what happened here.
The couple approached her.
This did sound like the beginning of an amazing horror movie, though, no?
like this really nice couple that does video and he's a director and they shoot this amazing scene and they treat her so well and then the next time she comes back they want to film her but like they want to tie her up and then they like abuse her or like she goes back for the second time it's a good movie they're out running errands and they have such a beautiful place that she just starts walking around she goes into his office then finds like all the tapes of the other threesome of them just killing the girl
afterwards.
Like that's what it sounded like to me.
That's like Hulu movie.
Screen writer Rory. There's like 10 movie movies
that probably are that exact plot.
Sidney Sweeney did a film like that on Hulu.
She got fully naked and it was a big moment.
Euphoria?
No, no. It's a film on Hulu.
There's just, it's very voyeuristic.
She lives in the building across these people.
She goes across the guys of photographer.
He's a creep, of course.
And then they like have all these tapes
and photos and images of every other girl.
It's literally what you just said is the movie.
How, like, as a couple with Sidney's Twos.
All of my like threesome requests has been somebody like I knew
and thought they would pair well.
What do you mean?
If I was having a conversation with a girl I was talking to her dating
and we were talking about threesomes,
I mean, it's best if she picks,
but I've offered up options of like women
that I think she'd find attractive, you know,
you go through the whole checklist.
what do you do as like a couple just on like a sandals resort
and just find that girl?
To me that's like just porno shit.
And maybe I'm naive.
They approach all the girls.
Couples just run into women by themselves,
just ready to have threesomes.
Yeah, that actually happens a lot.
I guess I'm not living.
Especially on vacations,
like a lot of the women that like work at resorts
and stuff like that.
Okay, I guess I could see that.
I always wanted to do that.
What?
I didn't know that people really did that until I saw somebody do it.
And I was like, y'all really fuck strangers on vacation.
I just will never get over that.
Oh,
like couples or just people in general?
I'm not worried about strangers.
Isn't that the point of a vacation as fuck a stranger?
A hotel employee.
No.
No.
That sounds great.
Like if you're on vacation by yourself?
Or whatever.
Like if we go to L.A.
and shoot some shit.
Hmm.
I'm just not that boat.
Like,
I respect people's workplace.
If I'm with my girl and we're like trying to have a threesome,
the maid would be the last person I would ask.
Both.
Like, why would I, like,
This woman's at work.
Like, why would I fuck up her?
Yeah, but you get paid.
So.
Remember, we was in high school.
We went to, I don't want to pay for a three-some.
We had a show, I think I want to say it was like in random Iowa.
Nice.
Shout out Iowa.
And my home boy that was in school at the time, he fucked the girl that worked at the front desk.
We was high school.
It was like 16.
This was clearly a grown woman.
So it was a crime.
No.
this is what I'm getting to.
But I remember seeing, like, I was like,
I was like, yo, that's Shody from the front desk in your room?
He was like, yeah.
Women are predators, man.
I'm like, yo, what the, now she wasn't,
she was definitely in her 20s, 100%.
Like, she wasn't, I don't think she was 30.
But she was in her 20s.
But I just remember seeing her in the room and I was just like,
yo, that's, and I remember him saying,
he was like, I'm a fuck, shooty at the front desk.
I'm a man, that's a grown-ass woman.
Like, shut up.
Four hours later, she was in his room.
What is it about that?
especially in schools where
teachers, it's usually women
that are fucking the students. It is not
usually women. No, it is not. It is not usually.
Pull up the statistics that show me that it's usually women.
And then who took those statistics?
It's a weird poll. That's a weird year.
Like, who did that? Who went around the nation? Like, hey, how many
male teachers versus female teachers fuck students?
I don't know the stats, but from what I've seen
recently, it does seem like it's only the
women teachers being caught fucking their students.
Yes. It's been a long time since I've seen.
seen a male. But that's because
little boys don't know how to keep their mouth shut
because coming up in high school,
the male teachers were always creepiest.
We all. Yeah. That was like in the news.
Well, the male teachers are creepy.
But in the male teachers have been. Like women are more
like covert about their
intentions. As you know.
You're a woman. So we can speak to your intentions.
I don't have covert intentions, my love.
All right. Well, give me the scenario if I'm on vacation
to like how to lure in the threesome.
as a couple.
Sounds creepy.
Just, well, you gotta see who's giving,
well, first of all, you and Kear are a very attractive couple.
Oh, thanks.
So people will.
Well, not with the hair now.
She has a lot of the lifting.
If I get a haircut, maybe I'll be more attractive.
No, you'll attract more white women like this.
So.
Ew.
I'm joking.
I love that.
No, no, no.
I'm joking.
Stand on it.
Stand on it.
That's not very repulking of you.
Like, stand on that shit, man.
Um, so y'all will naturally get, you know,
looks from women and stuff like that.
You go to the bar.
You kind of like, you know, you talk to people.
And as you talk to people, you can tell when someone's giving you like the energy.
Look how fast she's showing us her covert intentions, right?
My covert intentions.
You're giving them the playbook.
Who drew that playbook?
Coaches don't play.
Some of them used to.
Some of the best coaches are absolutely played.
Experience is everything.
That's what they say.
So going on vacation next week.
Miami.
I need this.
Well, I can just tell me exactly where the fuck I'm going.
I'm so sorry.
Staying at the.
Jesus Christ
Over attention
Go ahead
I'm sorry
We can leave that out
I'm on vacation
So like do I just walk
To the strip
And just
Also like
I feel like that takes
A bit of finessing
Do I tell the nanny to leave
Just buy a bitch
Some Mahi Mahi
I'm not paying for a threesome
To me that's
No I'm not saying pay for sex
I'm saying
Just get her like a Mai Tai
And like a piece of lobster
And she'll fucking do it
Yeah well you're gonna
If you're gonna do the threesome thing
A piece of lobster
I don't know if I want that
You go to a place like a lounge or like a hotel bar or like a regular just bar or whatever.
The Clevelander.
And you just talk to women.
That's a sick place to go.
And if you feel like you're getting play from a woman.
That'd be my first place to go.
You feel like you're getting play from a woman.
I literally hate you guys so much.
I mean, that's how out of touch I am.
That'd be the first place.
Wet willies?
Oh, I'm sorry.
No, you don't want to go to wet willies.
No.
No.
You want to wet willie pussy.
God, no.
No.
Don't go on the strip.
Is there like a specific colored t-shirt I should wear?
Like the way you guys have talked about these.
We're a bad boy hat.
You want to upside.
Yes, like these messaging things that are out there.
When you were talking about being in the sauna and you knew how to attract the gay guys
because you knew the signs.
That's not how I told it.
Like what is the, hey, we're a couple looking for a third.
He knew a shirt.
He knew a side to tie his towel on.
The man is flirting with a woman in front of his woman.
If you are flirting with me in front of your girl, I know what you're trying to do.
I know what y'all are trying to do.
I feel like she should be the one.
You should talk.
No, that can also happen as well, but you also have to give energy.
You have, you both have to be giving energy.
So you both should be further with it.
What if I play like the mysterious role in the corner?
I mean, you do that.
No, you got to do is act like.
But you got to have the girl.
How quickly would this dry up the pussy?
Yeah, no, that's dry.
All you got to do is act like, uh, act like Justin Timberlake in his latest video.
I was going to say, yeah, get on your JT back.
That's all you got to do.
I'm not that smooth.
I would fall.
You got to know, the thing is you have to order a drink and then turn your back.
to the bartender, lean against the bar, like, and then she just puts the drink right here.
I think, like, I'm near side.
I have to focus on what's in front of me.
I can see her all the way at the end of the club.
Listen, order the drink, right?
And you turn around and you put your back to the bar.
Like this.
You lean on the bar.
Bartender puts the drink right by your arm, and you look directly at the woman that you
and your lady want.
Pick up the drink and sip it.
And then what you do is you order another drink.
I'm not that cool, guys.
No, listen, you order another drink, whatever you're drinking.
So give me another strategy.
No, listen, you order it.
Tell her I'm a good listener.
drink that you're drinking and then you take the drink to the girl.
What'd you say?
That was a good one.
That was a good bar.
Sorry.
I told him he wasn't a good listener.
He said what you say.
You guys are giving me a scenario that I can't pull off.
There's no way that the girl that's by herself that would fuck the both of us would fall for me.
Or like, what am I the most interesting man in the world?
Well, is this a day.
Hand of his house commercial or whatever.
Here's a thing.
Say there are a drink.
Nine times out of ten.
Okay.
Well, let's say.
easy. More times than none. If a woman is alone in a spot, like a vacation spot,
like whether it's a restaurant bar, she's alone, she's probably working. So it's probably
going to be really easy. It's probably going to be really easy. I don't want to do that.
He wants the natural, he wants the girl that's just like there with her friends for the weekend.
And you grabbed a cute one? I don't want a professional. I want a girl. I want a girl that's
trying to fulfill her threesome checklist. Oh, and she goes back to her. That'll give the better
energy than the girl that's about to leave my threesome to go have another threesome.
Got it. Yeah, true. It's not really my, and no disrespect to people that pay for sex.
It's just not my thing.
So have, send Kia hunting. Kea will have to catch the vibe from the girl and see if she can
get the girl to eat her pussy in the bathroom. If she can do that, he has to halt it before
they get too turned on and then take her with you. I have a hotel. No, that's what I'm supposed.
He's a pussy your bathroom from your hotel. They got to hit the bathroom lick first to see if she actually.
I don't even know there's a bathroom at Wet Willys.
Why are you there?
I told you in the first bar, don't go to Wet Willys.
I think they just eat pussy at the bar stools.
Yeah, well, you don't want that.
Yeah.
Even pussy in the bathroom is crazy.
Girls do that all the time, but she's not supposed to do the thing.
What?
Yeah, when girls go to the bathroom together?
To go all the way with it.
I thought that was like.
To warm it up, like maybe like finger her or like kiss her or something like that.
Kissing with, I'll leave the pot.
Warming somebody up by just fingering them is crazy.
Like, yeah, so how you doing, huh?
Everything cool down there?
Yeah, yeah.
Where are you from?
We got 10 more minutes.
You want to get another drink?
Yeah, where are you from?
I'm being mad times.
Like, we can't, see, men can't do that.
We can't do that.
We can't do that.
Men cannot do that.
No one should be doing that.
That's something that happened after Rory has sent her a drink.
Fucking in a bathroom, it's, I kind of, it's kind of lit.
Like a club or a bar.
I haven't done that a long time.
Last time I did it was during COVID.
That's a.
fun thing. Eating pussy in the bathroom
is crazy. All you got to do is put
a leg up on the toilet. So you got to do, right?
What I hear.
All you got to do. You got out of my body today.
You know, you don't hit the merits. All you got to do.
Whenever a niggas say, oh, you got to do, you either
go into jail or they did it already.
All you got to do is that, nigga, how many
times you did that? Or you got to do.
Put a leg up on the sink. It seems a little more
sanitized. Yeah, but sinks are higher.
If you're short, hypothetically,
like, it's a lot to hold that leg up there.
totally shorter you know what I'm saying
I mean
I just feel like we would ruin the moment
in the Uber back to the hotel
No because we'd start talking about tomorrow
You should just get a different car
No send them home together
You get a separate car and meet them there
You literally get into the room when they're ready
Like you don't come along and fuck it up along the way
I know I've had my fair share of threesome
I know how to operate once it's going down
Under these circumstances
A cold call threesome
I've never
I've never done before.
No, she can FaceTime you in.
I don't know how to operate that entire thing.
Cold call three so.
Just walking right into it.
You get FaceTimed in.
Hey, new parents.
I haven't been outside.
Why are you trying to get crazy?
You're fucking weird.
I'm trying to say that's how weird we are now.
He's the love of his life.
Right.
Look at here.
Look at this me on the slide.
Notice how I secured my baby.
Pursing to turn the fucking ashes.
Rory Wood walk into the threesome and start showing videos of tomorrow.
Like, yeah, this was her first walk right here.
This is when she started walking.
Once the threesome was done, though, that'd be a good thing to do, right?
No.
It's a terrible thing to do.
Why?
Just don't leave the kid out of it.
Kick her out.
Yeah.
There you go.
Katera.
The woman.
Who wants to think about kids with dried nut on the side of their face?
Nobody wants to think about...
No, it would be after I, like, wiped her face.
But see, this could have been one of those.
Yeah.
Look what I create.
If I leave it in, we could all be co-parents.
Okay.
Do we have another voicemail?
It could be co-parents.
That's sick.
That's sick.
Getting a girl pregnant and a threesome?
You want to kick the girl out after the threesome?
No.
To me, that's like kind of the allure of the threesome afterwards.
Let us stay.
If she's cool, if she's cool.
If she's cool, then it's like she could stay.
Like the community of it afterwards to me is like a real big thing.
That's only, but that's because you've only had threesomes with people that you
weren't in serious relationships with.
Now that you're in a serious relationship, you don't want that girl staying there.
Go home.
So I could lay down with my...
No, it's a community.
Because Kea wouldn't want this chick just hanging out.
What if she's cool?
What if she has like a really cool perspective?
What if she's dope?
Perspective.
I don't want, Rory.
Gaza?
I need you to stop using that.
Classic.
That's a classic.
Yo, he said, I don't want to say...
I'm the sickest human being on Earth.
Let's just put it that way.
No one has any idea what we're talking about.
I'm the sickest human being that's ever existed.
I'm aware.
I'm aware I'm the sickest human being.
I was hoping you'd say it.
Is it the Jews?
There's no way he's talking.
Oh, shit.
Yo, is it the Jews through the hotel room doors?
Am I the sickest human being or
am I the most profound human being that you've ever come across?
You're the sickest nigga I've ever met in my life by far.
That shit.
You don't.
That shit.
was the craziest
I think about that often.
Yo,
me and Julian was laughing
so hard,
security came upstairs.
The guy tried to kick us out of the hotel.
He goes,
sit where?
I'm like,
my room is right.
I go there.
I go there and sit away.
I go to the room.
So we just point to our doors.
We're standing outside.
He goes,
can you go in either one of those?
We were just laughing so hard.
Oh, my.
Yo.
Oh, how bad we wish we could tell you guys
what we're talking about.
Yo.
Holy shit
Isn't the Jews
is the crazy
Am I the goat?
No
No you're having to lose
What about the halal version of goat?
Yo, Maul and I went out
We laughed for like two hours after that
Holy shit
Oh that was so funny
Yo y'all are sick
Y'all are fucking crazy
This next voicemail could go either one of two ways
We either keep it or cut it
depending on how we talk about it.
All right, well, let's see.
Here we go.
It's good, baby.
It's Picasso from Virginia.
I got a question for you.
I have a technical question,
even though this year,
riddles up of it.
So I got a girl,
and in my girls' close group of friends,
one of them is transgender.
Like, he used to be a nigger,
but now she's a girl.
She's a girl now.
Used to be a nigga for the dicking all that.
And she has a man now,
who she started to bring her
the group every time he hang out and shit like that.
How do we know him like that?
And how do we know her like that?
But he has no idea, as of now, that she used to be a nigga.
Because she looks convincing as well.
She was convincing.
I'm not going to lie.
She was convincing.
The girl told me that she's made it clear that she has no real intentions of letting him know about her past.
Hey, shut up to tell us, nigga.
Like, where's my loyalty line on this?
Am I wrong for outing her?
or am I wrong for letting this nigga
I don't know be tricked I guess
because like she's not going to tell him
I know if you think it's fucked up
but she's not about tell him if you're going to take this man seriously
but I don't really know her like that
I don't know him like that
I don't know if I should do anything at all
or just watch the shit explode I guess
what should I do let me know
mind your fucking business I was just in a situation like that
oh please do tell whoa okay well not
like that I figured that
that trumps my Gaza story immediately
No, no, no. I saw somebody that I've had, you know, interactions with here and there, like a picture of someone that I know is trans. I don't know the trans person, but I know that they're trans because I know somebody that knows that person, the trans girl. So I've seen he was like on a bunch of picks, liking a bunch of picks. So I'm like, all right. And I know he's a sniper, full fled sniper. So I'm like, let me, in case he didn't already.
snipe, let me let him know.
Like, yo, fam, I see you in the likes a lot.
Like, this is a trans woman.
You might be changing the caliber of the bullet.
No.
He might be sniping the way you guys.
I, I DM'd him and told him, I was like, bro, this is a trans woman, like, in case you didn't know.
He was like, oh, shit, good looking.
Like, I had no idea.
I don't think that there's anything wrong with that.
This person should mind their fucking business.
They should mind their business.
Nah, but that, but why?
What do you mean?
But why?
Because if he tells that man that that woman is trans and,
That man kills that woman.
Guess who that's on?
It's not her, but it's also on him.
And now you got to carry that with you
because you could have just shut your mouth.
They don't have nothing to do with it.
Did he engage in sexual activity with the train?
It doesn't seem.
We're not aware.
He's trying to, he's trying to prevent it from how.
It's not that he's trying to prevent it.
No, he said they've been dating.
They've probably slept together.
I would imagine, no.
Play that one more time because I do want to get that exact detail
because that's important.
Because I think that prevents what DeMaris is talking about
if he lets him know ahead of time instead of a surprise.
No, not exactly.
Exactly.
Which is fucked up and wrong.
It doesn't prevent it, actually.
Which is why.
Not prevented.
I'm sorry for saying that.
But a heads up could maybe alleviate a situation that could go very bad.
But that's not even your friend.
That's not even his friend.
It's his girl's homie.
It's weird.
Man.
You should mind your fucking business.
You should mind your fucking business.
Caso here is his girls.
It's his girl's.
It's his girl that used to be a girl that's now trans, man that he's trying to warn.
It's like five degrees of separation.
That don't have shit to do with you.
that's not your home.
Picasso shouldn't say anything,
but I think the real question is,
should the person who did transition,
should they tell someone,
hey, yo, but by the way,
I know we're seeing each other
and getting serious,
whatever, hanging out more.
I used to be a man and now I'm a woman.
That's a conversation.
I feel like that is the baseline.
To save your life,
that's a conversation you should have
on the first or second date.
Yeah,
to save your own life.
Because that's, to Demaris's point,
a lot of people lose their lives
because they,
withhold that information,
get sexual with someone,
and then it becomes revealed,
and then that person can't live with that thought,
so they kill him.
Yeah, it should be brought up right away.
So to say, like, fucking be like, yo.
Just tell people.
Just be honest up front.
But homie should mind his business.
Yeah, I don't know.
Unless they're like friends
or has like a brocode thing,
they don't know each other.
He shouldn't be the one to say it.
And you don't know if he really knows or not.
They could be telling you he don't know.
He might know.
You should mind your business.
They just said,
I'll play this part again
because he does say that.
Girl.
And then my girl's
close group of friends.
One of them is transgender.
Like he used to be a nigger,
but now he's a girl.
She's a girl now.
Used to be a nigga for the dick and all that.
And she has a man.
He's,
she started to bring around the group
every time he hang out and shit like that.
I don't know him like that.
And I don't even know her like that.
But he has no idea as of now
that she used to be a nigger
because she looks convincing.
She was convincing.
I'm not going to lie, she does convincing.
And my girl told me that she's made it clear
that she has no real tensions
of letting him know about her past.
So that's the part that's troubling.
Because if she knows and plans on keeping that a secret,
then shit gets dangerous.
I wouldn't tell him, but I would have a conversation
with your girl,
that she should have a conversation with her friend.
For like for the safety of your friend.
Yeah, like just in case, make that be known.
Yeah.
It's crazy out here.
And it's not right that transgender people have to say that from the beginning,
but let's deal with reality and the world we live in.
It's something that you should say from the beginning.
Because people are fucking crazy.
The same way, no matter what your gender is, dating,
you have to take certain precautions.
Yeah.
No matter what, for health reasons.
Mm-hmm.
And it's just always good.
Same with the transgender community.
You need to make that clear because people are fucking,
And it's just not right.
Like, that's, start there.
It's just not right for you to play on somebody's reality like that.
Like, if this is a heterosexual man and you're trans, you should definitely let that man know.
Well, the thinking is that they are 100% a woman.
I know what they're thinking is.
Let's talk about what my thinking is as a heterosexual man.
Because people like to just go with their thinking here, but it's two people here.
So don't just tell me what their thinking is.
Let's talk about what my thinking is.
my thinking is I like a full-fledged woman, natural born woman.
Whatever you decide to do as an adult, great.
That's your life.
But don't play on my reality and think that I'm looking at a woman when you were born as male.
Like, no, now you're playing on my reality.
And it doesn't right.
And that's where it comes in where it doesn't matter what is, you know, PC or what is actually right, right?
It's not about that.
It's about the person that you're dating and what they believe.
That's why I said some things.
it doesn't matter what's right or wrong.
It matters about other people's perception.
And if their perception is that sure not,
that trans women are not full women,
whether I agree with that, you agree with that,
whoever agrees with that,
that's their thinking and they're in this relationship.
And you need to consider that
before you start dating someone.
Yeah, what are you right now, a woman?
Cool.
Were you born?
Is that something you guys are going to start asking
when you're dating?
If somebody was born a woman?
Because I ask now if you're married,
if you have girls,
girlfriend if you have kids, if you have anybody that thinks she's your girlfriend.
You have to ask certain things.
Are you going to ask?
Do you think that's a good question to ask in my cold call threesome in Miami?
If you care.
Out the gate?
Yes.
If it's a strange random woman that you think is attractive, yes.
Do you think that'll set the mood if I'm like, yo, you like, let me see your birth certificate.
I was about to say something else.
Let me see your crotch.
It's got a piece touching that bikini.
They have, they're surgeries that people get to have.
I feel like I could tell.
If you show me a pussy that used to be a day.
I feel like I should be able to tell.
I don't know, man.
I've seen enough pussy
to be able to tell, bro.
Like, I've seen enough.
It's like, all right, fam.
I could spot an eight ball.
Like, I know what that is right there.
Like, that ain't, that ain't real.
That's not real.
It's just not real.
But all vaginas don't look the same, no.
Some vaginas look completely different from others.
You're right.
So I feel like I should be able to tell
when something that completely was never a vagina
that is now a vagina,
I should be able to tell.
It's like turkey bacon.
You don't know until you try.
But it's interesting.
No, it doesn't.
The amount, like, we live in New York,
which is a community full of everything.
New York is probably one of the biggest cities that's like that.
We also frequent L.A. a lot.
We go in major cities that have a lot of the transgender community.
It's weird that I don't really run in
to a lot of friends that have, like, stories
that are actively dating that that happens.
But they just run into a transgender woman,
or vice versa, run into a transgender man.
it doesn't happen as often.
I had one friend take a one, a transgender woman on a date,
unknowingly, simple situation, like, didn't know,
met on a dating app, all the, all the shit that you see, the photos, whatever,
met in person.
And I remember how he found out, but he was like,
then the transgender woman was calling him transphobic
because he wouldn't go on another date with her.
And he's like, well, yeah, like this,
obviously circumstantially is different than what I thought initially.
And he's like a good looking dude.
He's like a model.
this woman, I think, also modeled.
So it was like, it's like one of those kind of couples.
And he was just like, yeah, but like this isn't,
and she like tried to get him canceled and like publicly smear his name.
He's like, that's not, this isn't going to work.
Like, what?
I mean, that's the contradicting thing that is from that community.
Like, if there's such a spectrum and we all have our preferences and there's so many
different ideas of what we like in this spectrum,
why can't I just like a natural born woman?
If we're all, if there's so many different parts of the spectrum,
why am I transphobic because I just like a natural born woman?
How is that transphobic?
I'm not trying to take away your right to vote.
Right.
I'm with you guys.
Like I'm claustrophobic.
If you think, actually that's, yeah, that's a perfect point.
Right?
Like, I just can't, like, I hate tight quarters tight.
You hate tight pussy.
but I'm transphobic I don't care about I don't do what you want to do but tell me what you are if I'm trying to actively date you like give me you have to give me that trying to still see the parallel between claustrophobia and because I don't care about like a trans like I'm not transphobic I just don't want to have sex with a trans woman like that doesn't make me transphobic like that's what always it does actually like when people yeah when people do that it's like well if you if you're not into it
therefore you are the folk, like, no.
That is such like a crazy leap of like judgment.
No.
It's crazy.
It's absolutely crazy.
But hey, like what you like, love what you love.
He shouldn't say anything.
But I think Demeris is right.
You should tell your home, your girl to tell her home girl, to be honest.
Yeah.
Did we say we're in D.C. Saturday?
Mm-hmm.
We did.
DC Saturday, March 23rd, Howard Theater.
We're back.
Y'all going to take a shot for me?
Just thinking about the idea of me taking a girl back to our hotel and she's transgender.
Oh my God.
Just put some money in my home.
Because I'm very polite and progressive.
No, you're not.
Not in a necessary.
You would not.
You wouldn't be like.
Oh, no.
It's cool.
Yeah, he back.
I would.
Swam me out on you.
So what if your girl still wanted to speak with her?
me and Kia would have to have some serious
conversations
which you back it out is bigger than you're
If you're not
If it's your preference not to have sex with somebody
You say you're not transphobic
But that's not your preference
If she's willing to have sex with that person
That like just her
That will bother you
Wait, say that scenario?
Okay
Yo, this is sick
If she wanted to still have sex with that person
The same way if she bought a girl to the hotel
And you had drink too much
And your dick couldn't get hard
And you would still let her fuck the girl
you wouldn't let her fuck a transgender person
if that's what she wanted to do.
Does the trans still have their peace?
Yeah.
Is another dick going in my girl's vagina?
No.
Sure.
Go bump thighs.
Nah, man.
Don't do that, Roy.
Stay in no business.
No, you wouldn't.
No, you not.
No, the same way that he's just going to walk out
the car, Keegan or pussy ate
and just, you know, make a sandwich.
They won't talk about this later.
He said, he said, I'll get back to you later.
Ain't no nigga ever do no shit like that.
the gym the other one.
Walk out the room and be like, we'll talk later.
It's so hard.
I'm here to double down on it.
I thought about it later after the episode and was like, yeah.
If it was a girl I knew, I would let it happen once I realized that I was not invited.
I'm not going to fuck up that situation because I have hope that maybe I'll be let into this at some point.
That's why I said that.
I was very clear in that regard.
Are you like, are you letting her fucking shit?
Bitch eating Kia's pussy when I walk in my house?
No, I'm shutting everything down.
Okay.
Who is this person at house?
It must be a woman you know.
Yeah, and I'm going to walk in like, what's up?
You're letting the transgender beat.
If they were clear that I wasn't part of it, I would leave.
I wouldn't end it.
Yeah, but you don't know this trans woman.
So it's like she doesn't have a piece though, right?
No.
Fresh pussy straight off the assembly line.
I would have some questions.
Nah, bro.
If that situation happened.
where they still had the piece
Julian asked like what if it was bigger than yours
what a conflicting moment
that would be like if he was ready to get busy
and then son just pulled it out
not only would you be like
what the fuck
yeah
daughter's not see
son is a phrase we use
for everybody
that's universal because we're all children under the sun
I call they son
because they shine like one
she backed out the hammer
and it's
because one I
be conflicted like what the fuck seven soft
but seven soft
is crazy
yo
no warts clean shaft
what a waste of a piece
seven soft
like you sure you want to
god damn Johnny sins
you'd be going nuts
you're backing out the seven
shit waxed
like what a conflicting
moment
yo
yo that's crazy
because I'd be thrown off
just like of a dick coming out period
yeah
But then like the ego part of I'm there with my girl and he's seven soft clean shat.
Now I'm like, yo, yo, oh my God.
I don't know how Orell is going to chop this up.
Life is crazy.
You can leave it.
Yeah, why not?
Just put a bunch of cuts to make it off this fucking.
On the vacate though, like on a vacation.
The marriage is quit.
Miami and you're staying in the same hotel.
So you got to keep seeing that person the whole time you're on vacation.
How are you talking 7 soft into a bikini?
Yo, man, that's crazy.
You got to tape that shit to the...
Holy shit.
How did I not see it through those leather pants?
Holy shit.
God damn.
All right, man.
DC, we will see y'all this Saturday.
March 23rd, Howard Theater, New Roryamall.com.
Tickets are still available.
Let's get out of here, man.
I'm fucking tired.
I'm laughing.
Y'all are fucking crazy.
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