New Rory & MAL - Episode 256 | Reality TV Is A Lie

Episode Date: April 2, 2024

Off camera Mal & Julian were discussing this season of ‘Love is Blind’ so we cut the cameras on and rolled right into the episode. First, shoutout Clay & AD for providing us with so much entertainment. We breakdown the sickness of this season (no worries even if you haven’t watched, we provide context). Staying on “reality tv”, comedian Jerrod Carmichael got rejected from Tyler The Creator (27:36). Was this moment real? And what is a twink? We learn Mal still texts women “I had a dream about you.” (54:18) Then we debunk more right wing scare propaganda regarding Easter. Demaris presses Mal about the Drake clip and him getting killed on the timeline all weekend (1:00:34). The clock keeps ticking and all we have are more IG captions. Let’s talk about music that was actually released. We give Beyonce’s ‘Cowboy Carter’ a review and speculate on the genre of Act III (1:17:27). It’s the biggest day in women’s basketball history. By the time this releases the winners will be determined but we discuss the rematch, Iowa v.s. LSU. (1:38:31) Rory has an issue with Chloe cozying up next to Gunna and Eminem plays an April Fool’s prank. It’s time for voicemails! We answer two fun ones today (1:50:16). Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Me and Flex looking in the index for buff net niggers just for some hot butt sex. What? What made you go with that verse? I don't. What made you go? Yeah, that dude is sick. Tell you what? Clay made me like Charlotte.

That's who made you like, show? You would like, are we rolling? We're rolling. You're rolling. You're out the gate. Let's talk about. No, because last week y'all came here, what was it last week? Y'all came here and y'all broke down to me the whole love is blind thing.

I didn't, never watch and never heard of it. I was like, okay. Once y'all told me what Nick Lechay had and his wife, Vanessa, Lachie, we don't talk about her enough. Charged with crimes against humanity. Yeah, like once y'all told me what they had going on and the new shit that Nick Lachay was out here doing, I said, oh, no, I got to watch this. Over this weekend, I watched the last season of Love is Blind.

And I don't want to spoil it. Roy, you don't care. I'll spoil it. No, please spoil it. Spoiler shit. It's old by now. So now, yeah, it is old right now. But this dude, Clay, bro, to go.

He is by far the sickest dude in television history. That's saying something, by the way. No, you don't understand. Like, sicker than, like, peak Stevie J? Stevie J. Not right. It's bad. It's bad.

Bro, listen, he, so I was, all right, so I'll be honest. When I first saw Clay, I said, oh, he's a fuck boy. Off bat. I just got on the radar. What gave it away? I can tell by this pose he's doing right here

with the lips. You know what it was with him? Like, when they were in the pod and he was talking to the girl, it just sounded like Clay was using all of these, like, therapy words. Oh, okay. Like, he was like a therapy robot.

Like, whatever his therapist told him, Like he's going in there. You know, he has words of affirmation. He's one of those guys. He had the Bible verses on deck ready to recite. I said, oh, nah. I'm looking at him. I'm like, I'm looking at his whole, his whole, like, his style.

I'm like, where he dresses. I'm like, this nigger is the dude at brunch that every girl stays away from because they already don't heard about him. He says the same thing to every girl. But it works. No, no, Roy, but he says the right things. Yeah. Oh, no, I know these guys.

Yeah. And, Ma, he was like, I. People that go to therapy just to learn how to manipulate more. They're not dealing with their trauma. They're learning how to manipulate. Listen, I've been DM in this niggas for the last three hours. Had no idea he was following me. He told me he was a fan.

He was a supporter for years. I said, word. I said, all right, fuck all that. You're the sickest doing the TV history, bro. Thank you for the support. I just for you. Thank you for the support. Yo, Clay, it's all love.

Thank you for the support. But you're the sickest doing in TV history. So I'm looking at them the whole time. The other couples was cool, but I was focused on on, on Clay. in AD, right? Yeah, this is them. So once they get out of the pod and they decide that they can see each other, right?

AD comes out. She has this dress on, right? Showing the, by the frame is crazy. A body, she looks great. Yeah, she looks great here. So, A.D., so Clay I already know. I'm like, all, all. He saw her. He was like, oh, yeah.

Thank God. Oh, he's all in. I'm like, yeah, he's all in. He got, seen that chocolate? He's like, oh, I'm all in. As they started hanging out on, like, the vacation, right? I'm noticing shit I'm like

this dude ain't gonna make it like they're not gonna make it to the wedding right I'm like there's no way they're gonna make it I'm like with the tell all signs I just felt like she was gonna start seeing through like oh you're one of those guys yeah

like I just thought she was gonna start seeing through it like yo you're one of those guys right he tried no he tried he he tried but I was you all I was so when they actually made it to the wedding yeah that was like oh shit like they surprised like I didn't

I did not think they were gonna make it that far You, Clay got his moms, dear. His pops, you could tell he was out in the streets. He'd given this nigga all type of riddles. His mom and pops do not fuck with each other. Ironically, though, I feel like that is a fuckboy move. What? To just always have your parents around to make you look like you're this healthy.

No, no, no, no. His parents weren't always around. But his pops walked. Then, you know, his son is great to get married. So then his pops comes in and he's talking to him before the wedding. But his pops is one of those dads that talks in riddles. Okay. You know, one of those guys that just, you could just,

He told him out of manipulative. Yeah, his whole life is just one big mistake. Okay. Yeah. He's one of those guys. Got you. But he's trying to make right. He's trying to, now he has a relationship.

He's trying to build a relationship with a sign. So they walk out. Oh, wait. He does real estate and investment properties? Big fuck. No, no, no, no. Listen, you don't even understand. I'm just going through his IG.

When I saw, when they brought in his home, when Clay brought his homeboys in for the, like, I guess, a little bachelor party. The little bachelor party. He had one homeboy that had the fuck boy couture on. You know fuck boy couture on. He had brunch boots? No, he had. it was worse than the boots.

He had the orange beanie with the white t-shirt. Okay. Yeah, yeah. You know that's Lower East Side, fuck boy. With the chokers on? Yeah. With the chains on? Oh, yeah.

I said, oh, bro. He brought the crew in. Yeah. This is this, it's something. He looked like he got a, they have a name for their crew. You know those type of guys? They probably say they're in their little baby era. Yeah, yeah.

They got, they got a name for their crew. They look like some of those guys. So I'm sitting there, he's not going to make it to this wedding. Lo and behold, Clay surprises me. A.D. got a family there. they picking out dresses, everything going to moms is there. I'm like, oh shit, like they really lasted. Bro, they get up there and start reading their vows.

Amber A.D. says, I do. I'm like, oh, this is fire. Like, they're really going to get married. Man, they got the clay. Roy, you don't understand. At the wedding. He has on a hoop earring at his wedding. Of course this wasn't going to happen.

They're at the altar. At the, she already said yes. She said yes. She said yes. So they're half married. Bro. They're married. They can file each other on taxes at this point. I'm like, this is beautiful, man. Black love. Clay got his mom's there. She's crying.

Amber's mom is crying. A.D. Pops is sitting there. He got to look on his face like, he ain't going to do it. His pops was looking like, ain't no way he going to do it. His pops probably talked him out of it right before. Bro, when they got to him and Clay started giving the speech about your Amber, you know, you've been this, you've been that. Yo, I put my bottle of water on the table. I said, this nigga ain't about to do this.

Yep. He's not about to do this. He's not about to, not at the fucking altar. This is why Nick Lachey is the sickest human. Bro. Clay is a product of his environment. Clay said, yo, I can't right now. Who you have something to do?

I'm like, Clay, what else you're going to do? Double book? You at the altar. The pastor, the Reverend is right here. They were on vacation. Maybe he booked a spa that day. Bro, he said he couldn't marry Amber. in front of her family like that.

Yo, I could not believe he did that, bro. That was the, that was the biggest curveball. But, Maul, did he not after they left? Did he not give a great reason? Like, he says all the right thing. Bro, listen, bro, listen, bro, listen, DeMere's telling you what it. He said, he's like, yo, but I, he said,

yo, bro, I thought I had the most logical, I made the most logical decision. I said, on the altar makes no love. I said, you did, but you made the decision at the fucking wedding, bro. When he made the decision. decision awful, but how he justified it makes a lot

sense. It made all the sense in the world. You can't say that at the altar, though. She has the dress on a family is here. Mom's here. Your parents are here. Cousins, home girl. Everybody's right here in front of you. So she has to support this to that. You know you weren't marrying that girl before she walked down that. He should have done it before the wedding. Yes, I agree.

He knew he wasn't marrying that girl in the pod on episode one. We know why he was here. But they said, no, because when they were living together, because this is in Charlotte, shout out Charlotte. I love Charlotte now. When they were living in... Great City. I tried to tell you. I tried to tell you when we went out. Gracieieie. I felt Clay was there.

Clay went to East Carolina. Yeah. State or whatever, it's all. Yeah. If I had known, like, because pretty much like he in the pod, and they said when they moved together in Charlotte, they're like, look, if this whole thing doesn't work out, if we don't say I do's, we can still rock together.

Right, Maul? He said that. He was like, even if we get to the altar and we're not sure, let's still rock this together. We're still a team. Yeah. It was all, y'all right, bad, yeah, y'all. So y'all are victim blaming. She should have known at that point he was telling her,

yo, we're not going to make it to that altar. But he's still cool, right? Yo, you know what's funny? He tried to get the out when they were, like, out eating when they were on vacation and they were sitting down, like having lunch or whatever. He was like, yo, I don't want to disappoint you. Yeah.

That was his way of trying to like. Yeah, that was his way of trying to be like, yo, like, I like you, we cool, but like marriage, though? That's crazy. That's heavy. Yeah, that's the point of the show, Clay. Nick Lachey is a, he's a terrorist. Can I get, I bet they should, we should exile him from the United States of America.

I've been saying that for years. Why is he terrorists? What are my kids? He doesn't walk up to people with a gun to their head and say, come on my show. These people volunteer to do this shit. The only dude sickening Clay was Jeremy. I don't know. Before we get to Jeremy, can I get the logical reason of what Clay said?

He said that he liked her. He was like, yo, but just marriage. He was like, I'm just not, I'm not ready for that. That's the logical reason. lot of the right thing. I'm not ready for marriage, even though I went on a show and had countless times to say, I'm not ready for this marriage. But he was, he was saying like, yo, you know, I just, I know you wouldn't want me to go through with this if I wasn't 100%. So let's halfway go through with it and embarrass you in front everybody. Worst time in the world. His time was, did you watch

the reunion mall? No, I'm watching it tonight. It's really, I'm watching it tonight. He says all the right thing. No, I'm gonna, he looks great after the reunion. Listen, I'm, I'm, I'm, I'm the same as Sickest nigga Hall of Fame. You're in the sickest nigga Hall of Fame by far at the altar. I mean, how do you do that, bro? He did it on purpose. Y'all know what he went there for. He did that shit on purpose.

He waited until she said, I do on purpose so that we can be on his, one of his favorite show. Shout out to him talking about it. He was not thinking about us on the altar. Yes, he was. He had an earpiece. Producers talking to him. All right.

Now go. Now go. I believe Nick told him to do that. 100%. I believe Nick was like, listen, we go even bigger for the next season. Clay is a dirtbag, but either way, he was going to have to do that alter move if he wanted to get out of it.

There's no way Nick Lachey and his wife were not letting that happen. Great decision. And then he hit it with some shit. Wait, hold on, hold on, because you guys got to get a taste of this shit. Pause. Hey, oh.

Hold on, because he says of some shit. Handsome guy. And this time when I'm not ready to give you 100% and you wouldn't want that. You wouldn't want me saying yes and being half ass with marriage. You wouldn't want that. And opposite, I'm not ready for that.

And like, I'm feeling bad because I see you crying. It's hurting me. Oh, it's hurt you? That's out of the fuck boy Bible right here. Seeing you hurt. It's going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you. Trust me.

Oh, that's a fuck boy 101. I make that decision to you today. Smoke that. And it just breaks my heart seeing you like this because I love you. I really do. It's like me saying no was not to you, AD. Oh, God. He's reading out of the fuck boy.

He looked right in your eyes and said. He's reading out of the fuck boy survivor scrolls right now. You're the perfect girl. I've grown up with you? myself in there like I can't be right now I'm not a husband right now Cooked I'm not I'm not rejecting you oh my God it's not me

it's not it's not you it's me like that I am you know I'm not rejecting you just feels like that I'm not rejecting you just feels like I am well I'm in a wedding dress he ice cold he ice coat Clay fucking everything you're not gonna be North Carolina right now he was

he's fucking everything in North Carolina I'm still working on myself I'm not a whole person I want to be a whole person when I stepped to you. Yeah, I got to be whole because you can't take half of them, man. You don't deserve half of us. What percentage do you think you would be, Clay?

Are you 60%? But why? 67%? You didn't know that before we put these suits? Before I went on a show based off marriage? And I was going to lie. I was waiting for his home words and be like, yo fam, I got this suit on out here.

Nobody stood up and said nothing. Out of your fam, you made me put this shit on, come over here, you ain't even going to do this. They knew they were doing that at the Taylor. Bro. They just got a free vacation. Nick Lachey, the producers of Love is Blind. this is terrible, terrible for people's mental health.

This is terrible for people's social. Like, this is, this is bad. This is going to fuck people up in the long run. Anybody that goes on this show, back to Jeremy. This nigga, yo, he's done. He's done his fiance. He broke with his fiance. They was at a cookout.

Broke up with his fiance. Wait, what cookout was in love? Oh, no, because basically this is the six shit that they do. This is the six shit that they do. They put you in the pie first where you can't. see nobody, right? So, then they throw a barbecue for everybody. So now y'all all can see each other.

And you all in bathing suits? Yeah, we all in bathing suits this shit. Jessica walked in looking like a fucking. She's so bad. Yo, bro, this is the craziest show in TV history. Jeremy broke up with his fiance, saw the girl that he liked. She walks into the cookout. They go to the dock, have a conversation.

Yo, they get on jet skis, bro, and start fucking jet skiing around the whole lake after he just broke up with his fiance. I said, And Homegirls crying on the dock And so you can see them in the background I'm like, yo, Jeremy and Sarah Ann are fucking terrorists and they should be exiled

from the state of North Carolina Those are fucking terrorists Wait, so is Jessica with another dude? No, Jessica's, wait, she's gonna be with what's the homie's name? Because him and, uh, what's her name didn't last either? They broke up. Him and Elizabeth.

Megan Foxx. Megan Foxx? Megan Fox is in the show? I see where she was coming from. Bro, so what she was coming? Where's she from? Where's she from? Tell me where she from?

Because I know what Megan Fox is from. Where is that girl from? Where's her name, Elizabeth? Charlotte. What's her name? Chelsea. Chelsea Black? What's her name?

Chelsea what? Wait, that's Natalie Nunn. That's not Megan Fox. Bro, that is everybody. I see where she coming from. Where is she from? You haven't answered me yet. Bad Girls Club.

I see what she's, where is she coming from? What train did she get off of? How many stops? How long does it take for her to get to the city? Because you can see what she's coming from. Where's she coming from? Because what's homie's name? Jimmy?

Jimmy knew from the first time he saw her. And that's the only reason he chose her. Because if you sit behind a wall and a girl be like, yo, everybody tells me I look like Megan Fox. You're going to be like, what? Now all you're thinking is Megan Fox is on the other side of this wall. Every guy know Megan Fox is, oh. How does it piss?

She looks like she's smuggling acorn. Meanwhile, this was the girl he curved. That was the girl he curved. Wait, he saw everyone? No, no, no. No, he's after. At the bar. Then they get the phones.

Then you got the bark. He's like, fuck. Bro, literally. You don't, this is the sickest social experiment in TV history. This is bad, bro. Wait, so I just want to make sure Jessica already broke up with her dude and then went with the other breakup to Jetsky. Or she was still in a committed relationship. No, that's Jeremy.

Jeremy. Jeremy and Laura. And so Jeremy dumped Laura. I got that. And then Sarah Ann was a girl that he had got a connection with in the pod. He never saw her. He actually, he did hook up with her in person, but he just said he just had a conversation

and dropped off. Sarah ends in the middle. Laura's on the right here. The fucked up thing is, yeah, Maul just said it, alluded to it. They, when they got back to Charlotte. All live in North Carolina, bro. After the show was over, you don't know what they look like.

You get your phone back. And Charlotte took four miles. You go to your Instagram. You're like, wait, this is who she is. So he saw her one night out in the club. His, uh, Shorty had, um... Laura has his location. No, not that wasn't that couple, was it?

Yeah, this was them because he drove to her house. Remember, and they, like, talked till 5 a.m. Yes. He was sharing his location. With his girl. He knew where he was at. He came home at 5.30 in the morning. And everything in Charlotte closes at midnight.

Everything at midnight, 1115. He said, we just sat in the parking lot and talked. Till 5 in the morning. She went upstairs. She went home. That counts as five bodies to me. Bro. That's the thing.

If you didn't fuck, you might as well, hey. For real. Yeah, if you didn't fuck that. At that point, you might, 5.30, you come home to your fiancé? You get in the same results for me? me. That's what I'm saying. It's the same fight. I think he forgot that he shared his occasion with her too because he tried to like get a lie off about that. He was like, uh, he just dropped off. She lived eight minutes from the bar. Yeah, she was like, you can drop her off. You were there for

five hours. Sick. Bro, this show, love is blind. The producers, Nicklachet, you are a fucking terrorist, bro. How are you still getting off? I'm glad. I've been trying to say that for years. All right. Now that you've seen this and we told you about the ultimatum, the other Nicklachet show. You got to watch. What do you think of sicker? The ultimatum is thicker. I got it. The ultimatum is sicker than this? The ultimate is sicking couples from the civilian world. Like they were really couples before.

Bro, there's no way there's a show sicker. This is the sickest shit I've ever seen in my life. I promise you to ultimate. Imagine being in a full-blown relationship, not that you met on a reality show. Like you're in a real, real relationship. You didn't do it for the show, real relationship. Then you go into a fucking warehouse with a bunch of different apartments and then just start switching. How long are the couples together?

It doesn't matter. A few days. Somewhere together for years. Yeah, that's what I'm. Yeah, some people were together for years. Damn. The ultimatum is like, we're ready to be married now. If you don't propose to me, this is the ultimatum.

That's how long these people have been together. So the ultimatum is either let's swing or let's get married. Bro. That's insane to me. You got to watch the first season. A bunch of people that aren't swingers are forced to swing to see if they really want to marry their partner. Tell me the good result in any of that. Yo, who's coming up with these social experiments?

Nicklese. This is all from Nicholas Shee. brain? Yeah. Like he keeps creating the show. No, no. Netflix and they're like show runners and stuff is I'm pretty sure him and his wife pitched a lot of the shit. Maybe the first one. And it the storylines, I know we just focused on Clay and AD like the first recap of this shit, but these other story, I'm so glad you know all these people. Bro. This shit is fucking. No, you don't understand. Like I was like, I was invested. I was in. I was in a lot. I was ignoring calls. All kind of shit. I'm like, love, leave me alone. Like, what the fuck is going on right now? Jeremy.

want to date this one. He just broke up with Laura. He's jet skin with Sarah Ann. At the same. I'm like, at the function. At the cookout. They end the fucking late going crazy.

But maybe he was trying to respect her. Like, I just broke up with you. Let me just try to out of sight, out of mind. Like, let me just get out of the park. I can hear the jet eyes.

I can see the smile on your face. The fucking the rip tides are coming all the way over here to where we sit down on the dock chilling. Y'all over here fucking. Synchronized. Yeah, y'all making figure eights all over the place. Rest of peace, Kobe. I'm like,

what the fuck is going? going on right here. Making fucking DJ Cali Snapchat. And then Lauren's supposed to sit here at the cookout act like she don't hear

the jet skis? Oh my God. I'm like yo, this is craziness bro. This is the craziest shit I've ever Hey Clay,

you are the sickest niggas in TV history, bro. I cannot believe he did that to that girl at that altar. Yo. Shout out AD too. Shout out to Amber.

You didn't deserve that to be standing there. Well, no, she's so cool with him. They besties for the resties. Besties for the, oh, that means that mean Clay put it down telling you

that means he taught that ass stuff yeah that mean he put it down with Clay yeah no she liked him more after he left that altar sick they were she was on a reality show about a pod where you can't see a person to get married she's just a sick I want to act like the insane woman yeah yeah yeah I'm sure she

started liking Clay even more when he left that altar yeah watch the reunion mall you'll like Clay more he cooks it's just an hour I'm just I'm DMing him and I like him more yeah I'm just like all right let's have him on the show I'm down to have him all yes I'm down Hey, Cucke, bring you that. Hey, I'm down to have him on, bro.

That's the sickest dude in TV history. I thought Flavor, Flav, you got nothing on Clay. You got to Clay. 100% he's worse. The way he guys are describing Clay, I want him as a third mic. I don't even talk about Love is Blonde. I just want his opinions on everything. He is the sickest, nigger.

I got to know more about his brain functions. That takes a different type of goal and, like, confidence to bring a woman, her family, everybody to the altar. Yeah, that's great. And then be like, no, I can't. TV or not. I think it's worse when it's going to be seen by fucking millions of people. If it's just the fan, it's like, all right, this is us here.

The fact that it's going to be millions of people watching this shit and you did that. It's going viral. Oh my God. Yeah, there's no one. I don't got that in me, bro. That's a different type of person because I would have, I'm the guy I would have went through with it and then we would have just had to like call it off after. I'm not going to embarrass a girl like that. At the reunion, we were like, hey, we went our separate ways.

Like, yeah, we didn't make it after the honeymoon. Like, we just decided it just wasn't it. But I can't. That's why. That's why we would not be on that. show because you have to be a type of person that would do that anyways to be on that show. No. We wouldn't make, Julian would make it.

If they were doing like auditions, Julian would make me. If my goal was to be the most famous person on that show and I knew going in, yeah, I could probably do this fuck shit. I can't do that. That's my goal. I don't got that gene in me, bro. And that's to a disadvantage sometimes. I think people that have that gene in them get further in life.

They do. Oh, for sure. But I think, I think, Gene to not give a fuck about somebody's feelings and act shit on them in front of me. No, no, that's crazy. All right, if your goal is to get famous. That gene is valuable. But I don't have that. These days, it's probably the most valuable.

100%. I think a lot of the women are just like that too. So if you find your match in the pod of, hey, let's just try to get as famous as we can to look like the craziest couple. I mean, you found your match. That it's not as fucked up in my opinion. But it's different for women, Rory.

Women ain't going to drag you all the way to the altar and do that. I don't think we've ever, have we seen it? I don't think women. If women get to that altar, that's because they really want to get married. Yeah. And of the, it was like eight couples that made it out or like six or so, only two of them made it to the altar. And the other two were like madly in love.

Yeah, they were so in love. It wasn't fun to watch. Yeah, that other two, I was like, oh, no, they really like, they really love each. During like this wedding ceremony, I like fast forward it. I was like, all right, congrats. Well, again, I watched season one. There was that interracial couple. For real.

I got to go back and watch all other seasons. Season one, from the way you guys are describing this one, somehow was a little more sane. They said this was the best season. Five. I think there's still that interracial couple that's together. This has to be the best. Clay is on this season. He's the sick and snick and TV?

What if they bring them back to the pods? Oh, no, they can't do that. Got to give them part, too. They can't do that. And imagine the girl that's like, yeah, Clay, no, I watched the last season. I'll date you. Are you ready now? I'm dating Clay right now in Charlotte, North Carolina or anywhere.

He's at North Carolina. Those are the sickest women. He's tearing shit up. Oh, he's cleaning up. Demaris, remember the, um, LA escort? No. Love a good L.A. Escort. Your birthday, never met her.

Oh, you put you as the girl, I'm talking about. Love is blind. No, the actual, the real one, yeah. The real one. Yeah, the real escort. So right before your birthday, she told me she was about to go audition for Love is Blind. And I was at the edge of my fucking seat thinking that Love is Blind might have an escort on there. And when she has to tell the people about her past, how that would shift up the vacation.

She wouldn't be the first. She wouldn't be the first escort on a reality TV dating show. But she's very comfortable with who she is and what she does. so she wouldn't go up there and lie and be like, yeah, I'm just a real estate agent like the way a lot of these escorts do. She would have went on that show

and been like, yeah, I'm a stripper and an escort. Oh, she would have gave it up from the gate. Yeah, but I'm sick of this shit and I want to get married. Can you hire her again? I'm, I don't get me in trouble. Okay, sorry.

Yeah, those were different times. Okay, sorry. Family man. Yeah, this was like three years ago. Welcome to a new episode of the new Rory and Mall podcast. I am all. I'm Rory.

And we are back, man. So, yeah, thank you guys for, you know, laying out the gist of what Love is Blind is. I watched it. I enjoyed it. Didn't see that curveball coming at the end. But great TV. Great TV, man. Ultimate him next.

I can't wait. I'm going to watch Ultimatum now. Yeah, I got to watch Ultimates. It's crazy how they had, like, to really shift reality shows. People just going to lunch and throwing drinks at each other was starting to get boring. Yeah, no, that's not it. It's no fun in that no more. We can see that coming a mile away as soon as they bring the red drink.

It's like, all right. Yeah. Red drink. Why all these colored juices on the table? Yeah, red drink in front of two people that hate each other. Like, all right, I see what's happening here. I just can't wait until they do like the Love is Blind Road Rules Challenge. You know, they always do the spin-offs.

Yeah. Or maybe they'll take them two couples therapy for the ones they made it. Oh, the love is blind couples therapy would hate. That would be great. Oh, they're going to need it. People are going to need therapy after this. Because this is exact. This is a social experiment.

I think we all know that. But, like, I don't think we're thinking about further down the line, like, what this is going to do to people's confidence. like and getting left on the altar on Netflix like how's Amber doing is she okay? I don't I don't know anything about her like AD is she like fine after this and she like I'm not saying her and Clay are friends but

now she has more exposure to find someone not like Clay I'm sure her DMs are filled with other fuck boys saying they're not like Clay exactly I'm not like the other guys yeah I'm nothing like Clay I could see that you're a queen I would never do you watch the reality show sir but I think I think that Clay is probably

getting the, you know that there's some demons that I like, oh, he did that to her and I got some shit for him. Like, there's what I'm gonna, I'm gonna really fuck her over. Yeah, that's what it is. I'm gonna really, I'm gonna really get this nigga of Oh, he got that off? Oh, I know I could get my shit off. That's all, it's a lot of those out there now. He got that off? Oh, I could definitely get mine's off. She's doing white heading ads? Yeah, she's doing great. She's doing white. How does she feel on the inside? Wait, how is that hating? No, it's all right. How does she

feel on the inside? That's a bounce back. Like, how do you know she's feeling like, you know? She knew Clay for three days. Well, yeah, but they fell in love. great skin. Yeah, she's beautiful. She's such a sweetheart too. They fell in love in the pot. All right.

Why you hate it, man? He's such a hater. I could tell by Clay's earring that he was hoping she was white. Period. I don't know, no, no, no, no. He saw that chocolate come out there. He was, all right, good, all right. No, he was happy to see her.

Like, when he saw, he was like, oh, yes, all right, cool. Just someone with that haircut, that earring from Somerset, New Jersey. I just feel like he loves a white Rutgers girl. Nah, I didn't see that. Okay, I could have Clay fucked up. Sorry, Clay, still want you on the show. No, when she walked out, you saw his face. He was happy. He was satisfied.

No, he was happy. Oh, wait, this was the day of all the drama. This was the lake. Oh, wait, you could pull the jet skis right up to the- Yes, bro. Right up to the fire pit. Bro, you don't even understand. He was out there.

Jeremy and Sarah. That's Laura. That's Megan Fox. That's the... It's not Megan Fox. That's Natalie Nunn. That's the girl that got actually in love. She's in love.

She was just like, it was a great storyline. You can tell by her body language. she was not with the rest of those hos. Yeah. She's in for the long. For real. They're all like stress and inventing. She's like,

she's like, can't relate. Like, no. And then any girl that wears heels and descent is a different type of woman. Yeah. They were already married at that point.

Yeah, yeah. She didn't look at her man. She wasn't trying to impress nobody. So y'all think Gerard and Tyler should go on here? Now, I saw that on the timeline. Right? I watched the whole episode.

I saw that on the timeline. I didn't watch that episode. What's it on? HBO Max. Oh, okay. It's a reality show. Was it real? Was that real?

Yes. Yeah. 100% real. For those that don't know, Gerard Carmichael has a reality show, but they shoot it in a cool way. You don't get like full reality show vibes from it. I like the first episode.

Obviously, the biggest factor of the first episode was the Tyler and Gerard Carmichael conversation. But before that, at the beginning of this episode, Drog is about to get nominated for an Emmy. So he texts Tyler, yo, sup fam, So, bro. Would you like to come to the Emmys with me? And then we follow Gerard for an entire week

while he constantly checks his phone for Tyler to reply, which he doesn't. He does stand up every night and just talks to the crowd about Tyler, the creator, not replying to his text message about the Emmys. Oh, so Gerard really likes Tyler. He has a crush on him.

We'll get there. Yeah. So in between all of that, I find out that Drag, Carmichael might be the biggest ho I've ever met in my life. Well, we already had to- While he's waiting for the love of his life to reply,

He is fucking guy after guy. He's on Grindr the whole time. You see about 17 different guys come in and out of his hotel room and they fuck. You still gotta get us nut off. I mean, I feel him. Especially when you're hurt

and can't be with the person you really love. You just kind of have to fuck through it. Yeah. So I respect it. But I did not know that Grindr was just a fuck fest. I apologize for all the dating app jokes I've made. The gays are giving it up. I don't know just because Gerard is an attractive guy,

so maybe that's the difference. It's not only that. It's just the fact. that he's a guy there's nothing hornier there's nobody hornier the two guys that is true a gay man a a gay single man is the horniest fucking species on the planet while nominated for an Emmy oh the gay oh the horniest the horniest species on the planet by far but how quick it happens like it's like 5 a.m. in his hotel room and by 6 a.m just some dude from grinder comes in mind you dron doesn't even have his own photo on his grinder he just has his like six-pack okay and the producers are like

So you didn't even want to know like what he looked like and the dude like pulls up his crying or is like, no, I just saw his stomach and I was ready to go. I was like, this, that happens. That's sick. So y'all are telling me this isn't like. Please get tested and that's not a gay thing.

That's just a casual sex thing. I've never even looked at just like a photo of tits and been like, oh, bet, let's run it. Like I wouldn't even do that. That's not enough. But I keep telling you, a gay single man. Just looking at the man's navel. They don't give a fuck. Looking at a belly button.

Yeah, they don't give a fuck. But I will say post-casual sex in the gay world is really cool. Like they had a really nutritious breakfast. Like they giggled. They were kissing each other in front of the producers. They go to the gym together. They just met. Like, the gays are, they haven't figured out.

That seemed like the healthiest random hookup I had ever seen in my life. All right. They respected each other. They cared for each other's feelings. And then when it was time to work, the gentleman left. So he has a real crush on Tyler. Yes. So after his fuck fest for five days,

Tyler then finally replies, I think, the day before the Emmys, and goes, got to shoot, that's lit. That's his reply to him. I have a shoot. I have a shoot, but that's lit that you have. Yeah, but it was kind of cryptic. What you said is what I think he meant. I'm not available.

I have a shoot, so I can't come. It's great that you're nominated for an Emmy. So Tyler curved the Emmy for whatever his shoot is. Yes. So then... We can assume that his shoot wasn't as big as the Emmys. Right. What if it was that recent Louis Vuitton campaign they just put out? Yeah. That's different. You never know. Pretty big. Yeah. And like, I don't know. Just to go to the Emmys as Tyler, I feel like that's a whole thing. And Tyler's like, man, I ain't gay. Like, I'm going to go with you. He did. First of all, he didn't present it as like. I will unalive be my date. He was really.

Tyler is gay. Is he bisexual? Tyler's gay. Tyler's bisexual. Is he? Yeah. I'm pretty sure he's bisexual. He came out on the Flyboy album.

I don't see, because Tyler, he's, that's, I fuck with Tyler, great. I think he's dope. But that's, but the gayness, no. No, he just, it's just, I don't know. I don't know if he's using that as if he's joking, if he's serious. He drops little bars here and there. You like, like, what is that? Like, why would you throw that bar right there?

I think a couple things can be true. I think he trolls our generation because we come across so homophobic and he thinks it's hilarious. as he should, the way he did like to flex where flex is like, what the fuck? Like clearly, flex was like, well, why would you? Why did you choose that ball? But listen to what Tyler was saying.

He's like looking for rough necks, bump necks. To rough, bucks. We know that was just a troll. See, and it is funny because Flex is older, so that's like, he's a different generation. He don't know that part of hip hop.

He's like, you're like, you're like, you're waiting. What made you go? I'm sure you had other bars that you could have gave us right there. Why would you land on that? But from what I've gathered, I do think Tyler is bisexual, I think. Yeah, I think it's safe. I mean, giving it like a lot of thought. But that's what I'm saying, the fact that you have to think and you don't know,

it's just like, that's why I can't, it's like, like, bro, what's up, man? Like, cut the shit. Are you really, are you really our business? No, it's not our business. But if you're going to throw bars in there and do that, it's like, okay, like, yo, if you were to start singing like that with those lyrics, I would like, yo, yeah, I'm like, yo, Roar, you gay? I like Forrest Gump.

Okay, fine. You know what I'm saying? But I'm just like, I don't know what Tyler. Like is he, that's why with this, I thought this was all a stunt. I didn't know if this was. Uh, he even, he even said in, um, which was great. Wait, hold on. Me and Flex looking in the index for buff net niggers just for some hot butt sex.

Mm. He said, mm. He said, mm. Like, what do you go with that person? He said, yeah. What's his reaction? Oh, that's the sickest. Yo, and Tyler stopped on a mm.

Like, oh, nah. Can you pull up, can you pull up Tyler, Vince Staples freestyle? Oh, I love that way. Yeah, so. He starts saying me and Vincent having threesomes. Vince is like, no. No, we're not having threesome style. That's what I'm saying with Tyler.

I feel like he's trolling, man. I feel like this shit is just all jokes, man. I don't think he's gay. I don't think he's bisexual. No, but if you listen to some of his actual songs where he's not, like, making jokes. The I'm sorry record. How you know he's not making a joke did? I don't think he was joking on the I'm sorry.

where he's talking about his relationship with his mom and then apologizing to women that he let on and didn't know he was switching by coasts and shit like he does some wordplay to say sorry to all the women that thought I was straight yeah I fuck dudes too and on garden shed on flower boy that was like the song that he really opened up that was like his coming out publicly which was in like when was flower boy 2019 pre-pandemic so he's been like open for a bit And I think it's great that he hasn't done some whole, like, let's stop everything we're doing, and I'm going to make a video about how I'm gay.

Like he puts it in his music. Like Gerard. And just like, well, Gerard is also stand-up. Like, he can do that in his stand-up, and it's a thing. That's fine. That's his version of music. I'm talking about, like, they don't have to do a TikTok video to announce they're gay. Like, they just put it in their music and go about with the jokes.

So, after he gets turned down from Tyler to go to the Emmys, he talks with like his friends and everything of like I like Tyler a lot I told him that I had feelings for him he replied with hello you stupid bitch in a voice note Gerard texted him like months and months ago this was before the Emmy thing

he was just explaining his friends how long this has been going on yeah yo we're all I think I have feelings for you would love to talk about whatever Tyler sends a voice note back wait ha ha ha you stupid bitch wait he text Gerard Carmichael, I have feelings. Well, Gerard texts Tyler,

hey, I have feelings for you? Yeah. Yeah. That he sees him more than just a friend. And then Tyler sent a voice no back saying, ha, ha, you stupid bitch. So, here we are. So then. Tyler thinks the same with Gerard that I think of Tyler. I think he's trolling. I think he's joking. I think he's joking. I think, I think this was actually a big confirmation that Tyler is by.

Gerard is this very close friend They've been friends for a very long time I don't think he'd be shooting at his friend If he didn't think his friend was interested in men Like that'd be crazy Like that's like shooting at your lesbian friend Like what are you doing? If she was bisexual you may think you may have a shot

But if Tyler was just straight and was fucking girls I don't think Gerard his very close friend Would have been comfortable saying I have feelings for you So he then takes like another three days to try to put together this voice note to ask Tyler to come on the reality show to have that conversation. They then have it,

and that's with the clip that went viral, where Gerard is trying to have a serious moment, and Tyler is just laughing through the entire thing. He's ordering food. He farts. He farts on the producer. And then closes the door. Let's watch a little bit of it.

I want you to see that... But then I understand why he's heard it then. If we good friends, it's like, bro, I'm not... I'm not... I don't want to misrepresent Tyler because he was joking and everything but I could see how uncomfortable

he was and rightfully so. Yeah. He's trying to just avoid the whole thing. Yeah, because they're friends. Yeah, you're my friend. He even says, like you're like my brother, like I consider you family, bro. Yeah.

Is that I kind of felt like the distance between us. I have an idea of what it is, but what I think it's because I told you I feel this for you and we didn't talk about it ever that was like weird I don't know if it was just too awkward to talk

about or too I don't know I don't know I feel like you left me hanging out there a little bit like when you said that I think I replied with like something they chopped this up to make Tyler look actually better like you laugh and call me stupid bitch

he goes I did I'm so fucked up Yo. Is this sicker than love is blind? Yeah, this might be sicker, bro. Getting curved. And then while he's doing that, he puts his hands in his face, and then Tyler starts laughing at the whole room

and then ask the people to bring the food in. And then starts eating salmon with his hands. Well, it's just awkward silence. He's eating salmon with his hands? Yeah. Painting your nails to go turn your gay friend down. It's kind of crazy, though. Look at him offering this shit.

This is so awkward. Yeah, that's pretty gay. Not, but wait, this gets even funny. I don't want any of that. I'm cool. I feel like the comedian and Gerard would love this, though. Thank you. Because I'm done with that.

You're not going to finish that? Oh, I wasn't implying I wanted it. I'm big straight. I'm big straight. On that, like, straight on that. What are you seeking? No, I think he's saying I'm big straight. No, no, no, no, wait a while.

That's, that's part's hilarious. Big string on that What are you seeking? In life or on this plate. There's no way. This has to be satire. This has to be satire. In life on this plate.

Yeah, because I need to know what you're asking me right now. Wait, right? The next line. What are you seeking? In life or on this plate because I'm done with this plate. And I didn't want your dessert either. Seeking the best. Bath or maybe.

Big street. Big straight. Big straight. Oh, big straight. Wait, ball. Ready. It gets better.

Go get some of that butter. There's going to be a fart by 30 seconds on it. Oh. I just don't want to kill us. This is sicker than Clay. We blocked it out. He wanted the light to shift. Oh.

Sorry, Doc. Straight. screams him in there with the fart. It was a baby one anyway. He's good. This is sad type. This is not a reality. This is sad time.

Yo, it's crazy. It's crazy how much Gerard looks like fucking young Dolph, man. I have never thought of it. Yeah. He does. Yeah, it looked just alike. Thanks for dinner. Next week.

That's how it ends? That's how episode one ends. So, oh, this might be the greatest show on TV. That's sad type. People are like, oh, this is reality. This is reality TV. it's edited for the comedy it's not like a binge show

only episode one is out right now which I watched okay I have to see episode two before I agree with Demaris are they trying to like do a spoof on reality TV or his like maybe they're just going in and out of it

like where Atlanta was like real and then it would do like magic shit and like are they trying to do a reality show that also has fake scenes that are satire and sketches after looking at that because the rest of the show was very much reality TV.

I mean, nah, I know that. Unless he wasn't really banging those guys. No, I know that energy that Gerard was sitting in with. I had a girl sit across me just like that. Her legs crossed like that,

like hunched over. Facing palm. Has it been there? Yeah, he's, no, Gerard was dead serious. He was mad. Like, he was also an actor

and a comedian. Yeah, but he wasn't acting right there. He really liked Tyler. Like if Tyler had been like, yeah, like, nah, let's see what this goes. He would have been all the way in.

But if he knows Tyler, he knows Tyler, that's not his type. Tyler likes white guys. Yeah. He likes like 95 Leo. That's like his whole thing. He reckoned rats about that.

Drod banged seven white guys before Tyler sat down. And that same seat Tyler was in. That doesn't disprove my point. They could do a thruple with a white guy. Oh, yeah, yeah. Twink's dream. A what? I learned that word on this show.

What's the Twinks? It's what gays are from each other. No, what do you think a twink is? I would like your definition before we tell you. Yeah. A Twinkie is a Twix. Oh, a Twink. Yeah. A twink is a fucking all-time classic fucking...

A twink is like a young, hot gay guy. And Gerard has like booty butter in his room and his friend is like, what the fuck is this? And he's like, that's what I'm banging all these twinks with. Booty butter? I guess it's like, you know, for like anal sex. It's like... Lubic. Yeah, but it's like a specific lube for gay anal sex.

How is there any different than normal... Maybe... I mean, Exxon is different from mobile. if you know the gas like is different. Yeah, true. Makes the car and spilled into the Gulf. Yeah. How did I get this?

How is gay booty butter different than just anal? Well, there's other, there's other types of like glue. So why can't there be a gay one? Like when you open it, it's like, yeah. It's probably. It's probably. I'm sorry. It's rainbow colors.

Comes in different flavors. Julia, stop fucking speaking. Please. Stop speaking. What makes it gay? You open it, it goes, yeah. You can open it like this. It can only be unlocked with the brus

It's got a sensor And you just do this over it Yo, I don't feel like seriously But it could be safer for the for the anus I don't know Listen between us and here Fucking people can hear And see this shit

Y'all don't think You don't think 2024 is starting off As the wildest year It's up there Y'all don't think so And with an election at the end It's the crazy year We're just filling up the time

I don't think y'all is this It's a leap year This is April We're in April, bro First This is the craziest shit ever, man. It is April Fool's Day, guys. Happy April Fool.

Well, all right, before we move on, have you guys ever been in that position? Not like where your gay friend tried to see if you were gay or not, but a friend said they had more feelings for you. Yeah, I've been in that position. Does that ruin the friendship? Like, how can Girard even go to an Igor show now?

No, it doesn't. He may ask for us publishing. I think it differs. For me, when... That's a fact. that album. Yeah. When one of my home girls came at me like that, like, let me know, like, she wanted to, like,

change the dynamic of our friendship. Mm-hmm. And I declined. It made it weird for, like, the first couple months, but now it's like, it's all good. Like, now we laugh about that shit. And now she's looking back, like, God damn, I dodged the bullet. Yeah. But you never got physical with her ever, right?

No. Okay. Because I feel like once that barrier is crossed, then it's hard to fix. Once you cross that barrier with a friend. like a girl that you were just cool with and y'all crossed that barrett. It depends, bro. It can go either way.

It can be like really cool after, same shit, nothing. Or it can be like so awkward. You don't have the same friend that you once had. It wasn't worth it because it's like now I don't even have, you know, my home girl anymore. So it just depends. It depends on your relationship. If your relationship is strong enough to handle that.

Not every movie is brown sugar. Yeah, no. It doesn't always end. It does not end like that. Yeah, I wouldn't even know. I've never been in that position. I also wouldn't know. what to do.

And then I'd feel even like creepier if I was into it because then that was never like my friend. No, that doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean that. That doesn't mean that. I think that if it is good, it's because y'all have such a chemistry as friends, which is what you and your partner should have.

But not just my friend. Like, like, I've always had women friends and they've just been their friends. Right. What it is. Yeah, if I'd like just start fucking them, then I'd start questioning. were we friends like that?

Because now there's a whole other aspect to it. Yeah, but that doesn't, I mean... There's nothing wrong with that if it works. I just... I've never viewed my female friends that way. So now it's like, they're telling me they want to fuck or try, you know, try to talk a little bit past being friends. It'd be weird to me.

It's only weird if... I would react like Tyler did. Yeah, but it's only weird if it's like, if it's that friend where you're like I'm just not attracted to you like that but if you have a female friend that you are attracted to like we all have we can

we know when we're attracted to somebody whether it's a friend or not it's like yo I'm attracted to this person okay but there's I have female friends that I find attractive but not in a way to act yeah like not I know that's a pretty girl yeah I'm aware of that but that's not something

I'm pursuing or want in that so you've never had a female friend that was one physically attractive and two, personality, everything was dope and... Yeah. But just not for me. Hmm. I had a situation where I met a girl.

And also, I don't think every woman wants to sleep with me. No, I'm saying. If it got to that point where she said, she wanted to... I see... Like, she said it. I guess I'm questioning myself because I've never been in that position. I don't know. And I've only viewed friends that way.

Mm. But I do have female friends that I do think are attractive. But it's never crossed my mind to do that. Because we've never even had those conversations. The energy has never been that. If it shifted, I don't, I don't know. Yeah. I might be.

And then I'd start questioning myself. Like, what the fuck am I doing? I might be. Like, this is supposed to be my friend. I wasn't supposed to view you this way. Yeah. And then I'd start feeling sick like any attractive friend. Like, why am I her friend?

I'd just start questioning myself. It'd be two weeks of therapy for sure. Yeah, I had one close situation. The girl I met through a group of friends was in a relationship, but they were at the end of their relationship. She was very vocal about breaking up with him. And we were friends, started off his friends.

And then, like, when they ended, we were like, we didn't go on an official date, but we would all go out as a group. And, like, one night she slept over at mine. I think we, like, made out. We didn't have sex.

And then, like, a week or two. Best. Yeah, it was great. You make out and y'all, y'all, you don't take it all the way there? Made her coffee in the morning. Oh, man, that's the best. Beautiful.

Yeah. So woke up the morning. I'm like, oh, this is great. Like, I like where this is going. And then, like, a week or two later, she got in a whole-ass relationship. And I was like, well, fuck. So I never beat, but it also didn't ruin our friendship. There's nothing really happened.

We just, like, kissed. Just made out. We're still cool. Yeah. So, yeah. And that's forgivable for the new boyfriend. Yeah. He got to look.

Yeah, he can't. Well, even if he did, he can't get mad at that. Yeah, what is he going to do? We jumped that, nigga. I don't know. Your man's with a Lulu lemon is untouched. Man, we'll break. What's his name?

What's his name? name? What do we call him? Lance? I don't know. Fabio. We'll Lance. I just remember him as a Lance. We'll beat the brakes off of Fabio. Well, either way, I say don't fuck your friends, but if you find him attractive, maybe it could work. It depends. I do love that scenario

when, like, you have a girl that is a friend, but you've never really established if we're going to fuck or not. Like, it is still that gray area. Like, we're not friend zoning each other, but no one's ever spoken about anything sexual. Like, it's still open. if we fucked, it wouldn't be weird. Yeah.

I enjoy that type of friendship. I enjoy that type of friendship, but it's just funny because I've been on both sides of it. Like, I've been on the side where we were friends. We started as friends. It got physical. And now we're friends again, so everything's good. And I've been on the side where it was like, we're friends. She let me know that she wanted to take things further.

And I'm like, nah, I can't do that. And then it got awkward after that because now she knows, oh, he knows that I would, I would fuck him. So I'm just like, but why does it have to be? weird. Like, it's all we adults. Well, women don't handle, people don't handle rejection well. Yeah, I'm about to say men don't have but it's not really, but is it, like

with this tile and Gerard shit, yes, it's rejection. But if we're friends, we're supposed to laugh at that rejection because it's like, bro, the rejection is because like, yo, we're too cool for like, well, nah, we're not, I would never do that. We're not taking it there. Is it so different? It's not a rejection like, yo, ew, like you, I'm not attracted to you. Get out of here.

It's a rejection like, yo, nah, we, come on, we like family, you're not doing that. He has every right to feel hurt because he, you know, he has feelings for Tyler over the years. They became close. But you can't get mad at your friend for reacting that type of way. No, no. It's also your show.

It's not like Tyler brought you on his show in that conversation ensued and he put it out. You asked him, I'm glad he was honest, but you can't be mad at your friend. Like, bro, I look at you, like, legitimately like my brother and family for the years we've known each other. I thought it was clear when I said, LOL stupid bitch the first time. It's an amazing response. And then I'm sure Tyler.

He was calling him his brother and his family. I'm sure he feels weird because now it's like, damn, I think I just lost my friend because he wanted to be more than that. And now I don't even know how to act around him. Gerard was sitting in like my guys around him. Like now what? I don't think Tyler will feel away moving forward. It's all about how Gerard responds to him.

But Gerard was sitting there. Girard was sitting there like they already did something. And now he's trying to figure out what are we? Like Gerard had the what are we like body language. I don't think so. Because Tyler is really not. I'm not saying they did, but that was the energy Gerard had. He was trying to figure out like,

all right, so where do we go from here? I'm not putting any freakoffs on any of their jackets. I'm talking about all consensual orgy shit. I think there could have been a night where they had some of the fellas and some of the girls at a house. And yeah, maybe they, as friends, participated. And then Girard was like, oh, okay, so he does kind of seem me physical

and I really like him as a person. I'm with them all. I think they maybe had one little interaction one time. Maybe a kiss. him the confidence to be like, maybe I could be with Tyler. Or maybe they did what. Maybe they made up. Sorry what.

Maybe they made out. Oh, well, I was, has Julian made out with his male friend? Yeah, what is that? No, no, I get the,

I get that was a wild friend. He made out. Yeah, maybe they had a make out sesh. Yeah, did gay friends just make out the way like girls pretend they're gay? Like, you know what I mean? That's a good question. Men make out with any, you know how you do. No.

You go in the spot. That's not what I'm saying. You'll make out with 10 girls in a row. I'm saying without. So imagine a man that likes other men. Imagine two minds that I like that, but they're attracted to each other. When I was outside, don't feel ashamed. I was, I love to make out a boy.

I'm not a public makeout guy. Oh, I am. Really? Yeah. We go out, well, on the road, we've gone out a bunch. Do you ever see me kiss a girl in public? No, but I've never, I've never seen you like, when we were out. I've never even seen you trying to really get out a girl, though.

Well, that's because I've never seen you're in that crums. Yeah. We're in black clubs. I've never seen you in that bag. But I think that if you was, if we were out and like you kind of was like getting some chemistry with a girl in the spot. I think you, if me and you were like standing by the bar and you're talking to a girl and y'all was like hitting it off,

I think you would make out with her right there. I guess it's situation. That's not my move. I wouldn't like look for the makeout. Okay. I would try to push that all off until we leave the venue. Okay. Why?

I don't like doing shit like that in public is weird. You don't like, I'll palm your ass. I'm not going to like stick my tongue down your throne. Is it because you don't want to like ruin your shot with somebody else that might be in a room? It's an optic thing for sure. Yeah. I'm not going to put all my eggs in this basket. Okay.

No, listen, I respect that. I go to Whole Foods. In my early 20s, my go-to move was asking a strange girl, like, so what are we? And that was... When you just met her? Yeah. You thought that was so... That's serial-killer shit.

What are we? We're drunk? So what are we? No, I'd say it's sober. You're getting the sober, what are we off? It's wild. We just met each other. I pulled right up to campus.

What are we? Like, I need to get this straight. Like, I'm tired of not having a title anymore. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop stringing me along. Yeah, I can't keep going to class with. When I was in my early 20s, that worked with chicks that were in their early 20s. They found it funny and cute.

And now they're all married with you. When's the last time a girl or a guy said to you, I had a dream about you last night? I just got that off. You just got that off? You too old for that. You too fucking old. But I did, though. But it was a genuine dream.

Yes. That's what I'm saying. I wasn't lying. I saw her in my dream. I don't know if it's because we was just like texting like a couple days ago, but I saw in my dream. What was she doing in the dream? It was weird because she had,

she had ran past me and I was like, yo, where are you going? Like, she just ran. And I was like, fuck you going. Like, why are you running? It was, and it wasn't even a place to be running at.

So you check your dream book to see what it meant. A dream. I think I have a dream book. Next to your nightstand. Next to your poop. Next to your Jesus piece. And hand sanitizing. I think that's what you're right there.

Oh, you think I'm big jar. That's what you think. You think I'm big jar. Next to your booty cream. What is it booty butter? What is it? Jesus piece next to the booty clutter? That's wild.

On Easter. Do y'all know that Biden signed a bill on Easter? You're wrong, Ma'am. Just be wrong. No, no, no, go ahead. Let him. Did he? What's the bill?

About what? Didn't he sign a bill for like trans rights or something on Easter? Easter's not on the same day. Oh, here we go. No, but did it from March 31st, like, period. Oh, forever. Easter is always the fourth Sunday or whatever the fuck. That bill was passed in like 2018 or 19.

So what did he just sign? He can't hold a pen. I don't know. He didn't sign shit. That's valid. He did the PDF fake stuff. That's valid. It was electronic.

He checked the box. What's that doc? The doc shit where you just click, just click sign? You're an electronic signature on a fucking live. Oh, well, I was off by a decade. The transgender day visibility started in 2009. This has been around for a very long time. It's on March 31st every year.

But the thing is this. March 31st happened to be Easter. And this is why I never want to hear the right say fake news to me again. Because you guys do the exact same fucking thing. I just somebody had sent that to me. I was like, there's no way. That's what was actually. Did y'all know about that? Because if that was

real, that's insane. Finding a way to be outraged on Easter is fucking crazy. Finding a way to be outraged is crazy. When I heard transvisibility day, I thought it meant everyone would flash their piece. I could see why you, I can see why you're brain with that. Did you? Visible, right? Just so you could see if it's

Let us know. Now we know going into the next year. We know what you are. Yeah. I get it. Whether you, you know, yeah. You flayed it. How was everyone's Easter?

Did you dress a mar up? She had her egg hunter's shirt on. Is she a little Easter bunny? Yeah, we put some. Some ears on her? Yeah. Okay. She did an Easter egg hunt.

It was fun. But I mean, I don't know. And shit, she's not going to remember. It was for us. Yeah. Everything now is just for us. I spent half my Easter watching, watching Love is blind. It's okay.

Easter is blind. Easter bunny is blind. That makes sense, though. Right? That's what we got to find his eggs. Exactly. And the fact that bunnies don't... Jesus heal the blind man.

Lay eggs is even funnier, but okay. I actually have no idea what the bunny and egg connection to Easter is. Yeah, like the origins aren't as exciting as you would think of. We talk about this every year. Do we? Yeah. We definitely talk about this. Well, it's a symbol of new life, I guess, a bunny.

But it's just weird that, I mean, I don't know. I guess Christmas is the same way where it's... a legitimate religious holiday about something specific in a religion. And then we throw a Christmas tree, Santa Claus, and then Easter Bunny. Add some characters to the story. Capitalism. Yeah, symbols are important because, like, yeah, what, I mean. You need it.

You need something to attach to the story. Didn't, yeah, didn't like the Coke come up with Santa or whatever? I'm sorry, the Coke? Like the painting of like the cartoon figure that we know of Santa. I know St. Nicholas was a thing. But I think the version that we celebrate was developed by an ad agency. Makes sense Oh

Wrong Coke Oh not that No No that's the old That's the snow Yeah That power is a sleigh That niggas spit him

No he's not Alright Before we get off Easter My dad sent me this photo Yesterday This is what was happening In the 70s What they were doing to children

Oh yeah They all look like That's not fucking terrifying To you That's awful Yeah it's pretty awful Yeah, that bunny looks like a... This looks like therapy for years.

They all look like victims. This is like scared straight in the 70s. This is scared straight in the 70s. Is that head paper mache? What is that? This is the 70s? Maybe late 60s? Yeah, this got it.

Late 60s. This would terrify me. I could not believe like people waited in line in New Jersey to do this. That's your dad? My dad, that's my uncle Paul and my aunt Mo. Well, they don't look like they're. scared. At all. Kids are different, man. Now I understand why

he calls my generation pussy. If I saw this thing, I'm running out of the mall. Yeah, yeah. If I'm a kid, I'm not sitting next to that if I'm a kid. No way. Yeah, that's sick. That's hilarious. And you have to think that the guy under that is a serial killer for sure, right? Oh, Petto. Breath of freaking like Jack Daniels. Yeah.

Yeah. He actually didn't even know his Easter. He just happened to be in the mall. He's on work release. That's his work release job. Yeah, that's his community service hours. And in the late 60s, you know what you had to do to get locked up and then at work release you had to actually kill a bunch of people that's a fact um but i'm glad everyone's easter was great um shout out to to jesus for you know rising and then leaving again yeah yeah we don't really talk about abandonment issue yeah about how he don't really talks about the the double dip

he just said like hide was mom and then went and went back i bet to be with his pops went on a lamp just like that one do you think maybe it was like a custody battle and who won i mean god finally won he went to his mom for the weekend three days later Yeah. And then he's been with dad ever since. Nah, but he'll be back, though. One day. Totally.

He on his way. There's no way he's not coming back. Well, according to one religion, we're still waiting for it. What? Ben Shapiro said it, not me. Oh, man. Y'all is sick. Anyways, what else do we have?

So I don't have to get into Gunna and Chloe? Demaris, well, we were talking about it before we started recording, but we were briefly mentioned how Maul was getting killed all weekend. Yeah, it was great. I love whenever they are mall ass and then Maul goes in the comments to try to double down on like what he was saying and they just get on his ass more. All I said was it was a better record.

No, and then you said these are the same people that said Cuevo's bigger than Chris Brown. Oh, y'all, I'm talking about. No. See, all right, what I didn't understand was how to, y'all really said that. All right. Let's not get off of that.

Let's stay on. No, no, no. Nothing you say is valid after that. Nothing you say is valid after that. Nah, no, let's talk about when he gets on your ass about now. Nothing you say is valid after that. You lost your validation. You said Quavo's hotter than Chris Brown.

At the end of the day. He's not. Okay, that's cool. He's not. And Drake lost that battle now. You're being real claysish right now. You're manipulating the conversation. Exactly. He do that.

But I think for the first time ever, and mall's going to deny it, I think the comments may have started to get to him for the first time ever. How? Because why did we catch a fucking stray in that? We weren't coming at you. Right. All of a sudden you putting it at us like, well, what about, them in Cuevo. I was like, damn.

Yeah. Because you said, I didn't shoot at you. You said it was an L. We were having a healthy conversation. All in harmony. Like y'all was harmonizing that Cuevo's hotter and Chris Brown. You harmonized that, y'all harmonized that Drake took an L in a push of beef. Okay. Drake also said he took an L. But we had that conversation

in that video. You're shooting at the comment people and go, what about Julian, Rory and Timeris? Hold on. But why y'all you don't talk about when I said like this, though, it's debatable. That meant it was debatable. You're on the internet. We asked you to explain the debate. And I said Dupy was a better record. Is it not?

Oh, now you're quiet. Now you're not harmonizing. You niggas, boy, y'all kill me, man. It's just a generation gap. I just didn't even understand why we were attacked in the comments when you were being attacked by other people because y'all was harmonizing that Drake took a L. You're harmonized L. But you're acting like this is a random take that Drake took an L.

I'm not, no, I'm responding to the people in the room. I just said it's debatable. When I went like this, right, DeMaris, that means that's debatable. That's what this means. Then you stood on it. I doubled down that it's debatable. I think, in my personal opinion, I think Dupy was a better record than anything Pusha design and tailored towards Great.

Let me ask you a direct question because you like to hop, skip and jump around. I don't hop and skip nowhere. Do you think that Puscha won the battle? Yes or no? No, I don't. Okay. And that's where we disagree. And I don't think this is the generation.

Nobody's arguing that Dupy isn't a better record than story added on. Nobody's arguing that. Why do you think Pushing won the beef? because he dropped the record and Drake didn't respond to the last record? And went on the shop and replied that way. Yeah,

I said it pretty good. So that means he lost because he didn't. Yeah. So let me ask you something. So let me ask you something. So if I'm the top dog, right? And his,

this was more disrespectful than the last. And you said you had a record recorded, but it was, it went too far. So you decided not to put that. Okay. So let me ask you. So if you drop,

so if you drop a record, right? And I don't respond to that after I responded to whatever you dropped before that. That means I automatically lose. Is that the rules over there? No, it's not, but we're saying it's a different circumstance where push did reply to the Dupy Freestyle and Drake said he recorded a verse

said it was too far so he didn't put it out and that Jay Prince told him not to play in the mud with the pigs or whatever Houston proverb he said and then he went and sat in a barber chair and replied there he did not reply in wraps. If he would have shut the fuck up period, I think you would have had a better case here. But why he got to shut the fuck up?

He could talk about the moment. Just because he didn't put out a record that he has, like, that means that he can never talk about it again? Don't talk about the record you recorded and didn't put out. To me, that's an L. Okay. To you, and I respect that. To you, if that's an L, that's an L.

I'm not arguing that. I'm just talking about the music that was released. He summed it up very well. I forgot what pod he was on, but he summed it up well of why Drake took an L. When he went on the shop, he was arguing with LeBron and them about the rules of,

battling that you can't go and talk about my friend's sickness now it's too far it's not a rap battle anymore and styles are saying yo you're a pop artist even though you are from hip-hop you're still pop arts you can't come down here to what where we play and then try to change the rules that's a l and i think styles summed that up very well okay and i don't think it's a generational thing rel agrees with you all the time when it comes to old shit well did drake lose that battle it was close nigger into the question

don't piss me all that's fucking crazy answer the question is yo all right who was closer I like

I like I don't care what you like who won the battle I don't care what you like I'm gonna say I'm going more with mall I don't think

oh see I am why do you ask the light skin nigga opinion this one I'm gonna fucking listen to them

to begin and takeover's a better song but Ether was a better battle record but it's a difference but it's a

because it was a better better battle record to you because Ether was directed solely towards Jay. Takeover was multiple people that he tailored that for. Just like Dupy Freestyle, you're saying that Puscher lost in that battle, but Drake barely addressed Pusher. This is a Kanye diss. Yeah. And Pusher got a couple shots in. Like, this is a Kanye disc. This is not a, oh, I demolished Pusher this. No, he demolished Kanye. But he didn't demolish Pusher. He barely addressed Pusher.

Yeah, there's only a few shots there. Do you all see why he barely addressed? push it up. Can y'all see that? I can't. I'm done. I get it. I am done. What are you done for? What are you screaming? Why are you so hype? Why are she so high? Success. Now, and you see the, the gaslight and shit that he does because Maul literally gets hype and yells at us all the time.

When y'all was saying shit like Cuevo is hotter than Chris Brown. You dumb shit. You yelled when we were having a conversation about the He wasn't the craziest shit I was going to say. I was going to drop him because of tickets. Stop. That's not. Because Chris Brown, no one was going to see Chris Brown. They should have played some Quavo instead of 50.

They put 50 on there instead of. instead of Chris? Well, that they replaced 50. Yeah, Chris with 50. Something happened. They didn't say why, but unforeseen circumstances, Chris can't make Dreamville Fest. So they put 50 in Huncho. Hancho, which I thought was Cuevo for a minute, but I guess there's an artist.

That's sexy reds baby father, right? Hancho, I think. No idea. No idea. This is the new lineup. It's really just the two of them got added. Money long and Chris Brown. Money long got taken off, which makes me sad, but yeah.

CISM 50 cent one day for headliners is crazy. Yeah. With Tizo sexy. Yeah, that's gonna be a great day. So the Huncho guy, that's not sexy Red's baby father? I have no idea. Huncho is not sexy Red's baby father. Are you sure about that or are you just saying no?

I'm positive. Okay. Maybe they dated. Yeah. I'm going to Dreamville Fest. You excited? Yeah. Surprisingly, first time that I still haven't made it down there.

It's a fun time. I hope Clay goes in North Carolina. that is that is true you could clearly a music fan invite Clay to Dreamville I will and see how that go why what do you mean that's a good team man weave right there he's gonna be throwing water bottles at that nigga

he hit them text messages back no I think you got him fucked up I think he's cleaning up in North Carolina I think he is too you think so I think he's not from North Carolina that's going to swing on him anyways straight close

and if you're going and if you're going to go with the push which isn't on the level. I love the fact that. So he went after Kanye? Why is he not going after Kendrick? They're on the same level. Well, he.

Him. The battles, the battle that people want is not going to happen, though. It's not going to happen. Insider trading. No, it's just, it's not going to happen. It's just not.

I don't think it's going to happen for just many reasons, but it's stupid. It should happen. I think we need to see, for this generation, we need to see the best go at it like that. Okay. But I think it's just too much business and shit and getting in the way.

Can we like have a rap battle that that doesn't like that isn't based off real gang violence? That's why I would want this one. Like can we just like rap? That's why I would want this one. So you're saying, this is how they're going to come at you with silly rapfews trying to distract you. Oh, boy. And disguise.

Hold on. And disguise in the form of a favor. You know why Jay is a snake? Okay. Because Jay did that to Drake after he wrapped that to Drake. He was the first one, I think. He lived his, he did that exactly. exact thing he told Drake that would happen and sent Meek Mill on a fucking dummy mission to go do that.

Oh, y'all are talk. See, this is you, you got to stay off that part of YouTube, bro. You be going on a part of you. That was a theory. I came up in my head first. Well, keep that theory in your head. If you think that Jay Z sent Meek Mill to go at Drake, you're fucking crazy. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, Roy said 30 for 30s about Jay. Rory jumped out the window a little bit with that one.

I was with him. Stay off that part of YouTube, bro. I'm not saying Jay sent him to put those tweets out. That's exactly what you just said. But I know Jay was on his line immediately saying, finally, someone can go after Drake and was fully behind me, behind the scenes. All right. So you think Drake is lying in this verse.

So let me ask you something. So you think Drake is a liar is what you said. Let me ask you something. You think Drake is a liar. I'm trying to ask you something. I'm just trying to ask you something. I'm just trying to ask you. This is how you argue.

You think that the rapper mind of Jay Z, you think that God knows rap and knows lyrics and all of that like Jay does. You think that the opponent that he picked is. thought out that said, yo, this is the guy that could take down Drake. I'm tired of making this point. Why are we rewriting history? He's not sending 2024 Meek at Drake. Any Meek.

We didn't know who Meek was at the time. Any year. Mystique of him. Any year. And then we found out who he was. I just said, the guy that knows rap, that knows rappers that can hear a rapper and know what his ability is. If we're looking at Jay's older lens, and I'm not saying that a bad way.

If you don't write your rhymes, that's an L immediately. Meek had the streets. we looked at meek as a good rapper at that time we thought he was battle tested meek had all the energy around him Jay in his brain of course we think he's smart he's not right about fucking everything

I think he thought yeah I like that he didn't write I like that I think he thought okay I think he thought that this would be a way to diminish and put a stain on Drake's career you can say anything after you say that I think he thought

because like we can be honest I think everyone I know I certainly did when this whole B started, I was one of the people that was like, oh, Drake is going to get washed. This is, this is Meek's world. I think a lot of people had that same opinion. Clearly they were wrong, but I'm saying at that time, people thought that at that time, 100% I thought Meek was going to piece him up. And I think Jay, Jay being the petty individual that he is, had love for Drake, but rap is still a sport that he was involved in. He was the goat at that time. Still is. Yeah, these young kids that may

have a chance at coming up to my legacy and they're not writing their rhymes, yeah, I'm going to send my soldiers at them to try to get them. I said my soldiers. What's the point of having soldiers if you don't use them? I don't think he was a soldier. At this time that he sent his soldiers, wasn't Jay Cole signed to Jay? Yeah. Why wouldn't he send Jay Cole? Because Jay didn't jump out the window and tweet Quentin Miller's name. So you think that because, so you in your brain, you think that when Meek did that, Jay was on me? No, I said after Meek did that, I think Jay was on his line like, yo, go get him? Yes. Robert. I do.

Y'all diggers is crazy. So do you think Drake is a liar? I think everybody on the planet is a liar. The top of 30-30 freestyle. You think this about Meek Mill? I don't know who this is about. Don't care who this is about. You just told me that Jake said.

Read it. You're better at reading. Never thought I'd be talking from this perspective. But I'm not really sure what else you expect it. When the higher-ups have all come together as a collective with conspiracies to end my run and send me a message. 40, did you get the message? Because I just checked my phone and I didn't get it.

You thought 40 was in the group chat? I mean, I say hats all for a solid effort, but we didn't flinch for a second. We got our shit together. This is a great verse. I mean, he's not talking about Meek. And then he continues on and talk about, we haven't seen you since January.

We're going to retire your jersey. You're in the raft. Like, this is about Jay Z being behind Meek and doing some shit behind the scenes to try to get Drake the fuck out of here when that Quentin Miller. Can I ask you something? What would Jay get out of getting Drake out of here?

Being the goat. He's still the goat. Okay, but at that time... At that time, what, nigga? Drake looked like a very formal opponent the way his career was going. So send Meek, why not I go right at him? Because he would look crazy.

No, but also, if you send... What are you talking about? The same way we talked about, everyone has been waiting for an excuse to go out Drake in this whole future metro shit. Now people are unfollowing him that didn't like him before. Now everyone feels comfortable saying something.

Meek jumped out the fucking window with that dumb-ass tweet, and now Jay was like, well, now we have a reason to try to go out of him and put some stain on a career that has been

unfucking touched since so far gone. The Barzini meeting watch for the traitors. Jay told you all. He gave you this on the first album. He told Drake

what he was going to do to him. I just, I don't know, man. I want the battle to happen because this will be one of the best that we probably ever will get with Kendrick

and, you know, Drake and Cole. I think that Cole is still going to drop his album, though. You never flew over Chattanooga trying to spread the movement. I love,

that's what I love it about Drake because he'll lace like eight bars of just piecing someone up and then just throwing a line about eating well done seared scallops. That were to die for. But I got bigger fish to fry. You see? You see what the scallops in the fish go can't in?

Talking bigger shit than you and I. Back to Jay. See, we had the scallops. Now we're back to Jay. Oh, the bigger fish? Yeah. The big fish? The biggest fish. Kids are losing lives. I'm scared of losing mine. I do I do want this shit to happen. I want these records. Can we just do an episode where we just read Drakely?

So just to clear, I just want to keep clarifying this for the listener. So you're saying if he does not respond to Kendrick and everybody's like, oh, you lost, you know, that's an asterisk, whatever. Do you agree that that's a mark? Kind of like the ghost writing. Do you agree that that's just a little, a little mark next to his name when we're talking about greatest of all times? Yeah. Drake is still a, if he doesn't respond to this. If he doesn't respond to the future.

Yeah. Yeah. Like you're shooting Travis's head at the concert, IG captions. Well, that's been debunked. I guess that's a motion that he does at every show. Damn it. Bro, this is, and this is what I'm saying about the end. It's not that.

It's the captions that are getting to me. The picture caption. If you want to stand on your shit, then just ignore everything. If Drake's going to reply, bro. Get your IG captions. Bro, if anything Drake does now, it's because Kendrick hasn't rattled. If he walks out of his hotel tomorrow and drops a bottle of water in his hand, Yo, look, Kendrick is all in his brain, living rent-free.

It's like everything this nigga does, y'all think he's thinking about. Now, he has a record ready to go. That's a fact. Drake has a record done. You can't be doing cryptic IG captions after Kendra goes at you, and Puffy is doing the Diddy Walk on his dock after Homeland Security. Like, he doesn't have a care on the world. Diddy's dancing. You can't look perplexed.

Yeah. His last caption since the release was, you boys ain't, and these are all just photo dumps from the tour. You boys ain't no businessmen. And he says, I could never see y'all outsell my latest work. Never do you bad out the blue, but I'm down to make it worse with a little party emoji. You know. I took that as a season fun. Took that as what?

He's going to reply. They rather go to war with me than admit that they are their own worst enemy. Hey, Kendrick. Laughing emoji. If by any chance you happen to hear this podcast, drop the record. While doing burpees. Yeah. drop the record.

Let's just have this. Let's have this moment for just hip hop culture and just... So you're saying Kendrick goes another one before Drake gives us one? I feel like that window is kind of closed. What windows closed? The back to back window. I don't know. Beyonce dropped.

It was Easter. Maybe this week. I ain't never see a fight where a nigger smacking the game. Be like, come on, hit me back and then I'll hit you again. What type of shit is that? Swing again, the nigger. Because that little shit you put out wasn't, that wasn't enough to get two of the best to come and jump out the tree.

You keep saying he never said his name. Drake never mentioned Meek's name or Push his name and neither of his disses either. But he won. But you know, come on, fam. What? Come on, fan. This was a shot.

So, no, he's still dissing me. He's dressing like a dirt biker. Every show. Still won't let that beef go. What does he need that vest for? I just want to hear these records, man. Because the shit that anybody else is putting out is irrelevant right now. It is.

The niggas calling Beyonce irrelevant. Crazy. No, I'm talking to my rap. Let's not be crazy. Let's not be crazy. We're talking about rap. Talking about rap. We're talking about hip hop.

Talking about hip hop. Yeah. Speaking of Beyonce record, I didn't listen to it. Damn, love is blind. Had you had you in a chokehold. No, but I told you. I don't, I don't really run to like the female R&B. Just women.

Too bad. It's not an R&B album. It's an R&B album. Well, she's an R&B artist. Well, it's a R&B artist. Well, it's a Bion. Do we have to... No, pop artist.

She's just an artist now? She's... Dolly Parton addresses that on the album, actually. She said she doesn't like genres. That wasn't a dolly. Yeah, Beyonce is... Beyonce is bigger than just Army at this point. Damn it.

But... Over two. I did see everybody, all the ladies on the timeline going crazy over this album as soon as you dropped. But I just didn't give it a listen yet. But everybody seems to love it. Everybody seems to think that Beyonce did a great job. I don't know how y'all feel about it, Maris.

So I, it is not one of my favorite Beyonce albums, but I think it is one of Beyonce's best albums, if that makes sense. So it won't get as much replay value from me as some of my favorite Beyonce albums, Lemon A, B, and my favorite Beyonce album. But I think it is her best written album. I think it is one of her best produce albums.

And I definitely think that it's an album of the year contender. I know enough music where I can listen and be like, oh, this is a sonically genius album. It's so, it's like, she's on there doing opera in Italian. She got the classical singers gag. Culture, culture. Hmm. What's your doing?

Bulticelli. I love this album. I'm just talking shit. Yeah. It's fucking, it's insane. Her talent is insane. And I think Beyonce has reached, she's been there for a while, but like this really just solidifies it.

She's reached that point that Jay hit where, his fans can't relate anymore because he's too talented and too cultured. And I think it's like, if you don't want to understand this album, they'll get it in a couple years. Yeah, they'll get it in a couple years. Exactly. Like, she's way above anything that the average ear, the casual fan can even understand. But luckily, you're not like that.

She's the artist. She's the musician for the artist. Like, I've had this album on repeat. Shut up. We've got a higher trained ear over here. No, I'm not. I'm an average person. but I've had the album on repeat because every single listen,

I'm catching different things. It's going to take me longer because I am a casual listener to catch things that a classically trained ear would catch on the first listen. I've had it on repeat, just trying to understand it. And this is not me dick-sucking. This is like just the girl deserves her flowers. Like, she's amazing.

Interesting point of saying she's got to the point where Jay was, where it was just unrelatable shit. The Magna Carta era of Jay, where it's like, we understand that you are rich and can afford paintings that we can. The Basquiao show. Where I think Beyonce has probably looked at Jay's career and made the right moves

was with these acts. Yeah. Because what album is Beyonce going to make at this point? Another four, like we know she makes incredible pop music and R&B music. What would be a reason for Beyonce to get back in the booth? All right, Lion King soundtrack, cool. She's never done a soundtrack.

That's a check off. I can now get into my Afro beats bag. Like, I can experiment here. Let's do three acts. First one's going to be dance. I've never done that. I have a lot of gay fans. It's giving her a reason to get in

and actually be relatable and push her career forward. Because after you do like four... All different parts of her fan bases. Yeah. Like if you went... All right, four would be the peak, I think, of the Beyonce pop time.

Then she got into the Beyonce self-titled album, which to me was like her grown woman. Don't look at me like I'm old. I can still do sexy shit even when you're married. Like, it was a good album for that type of woman. Lemonade obviously gave her a reason. Yeah. You know, the elevator.

When life hands you lemons. Yeah. She's continuing to find ways as a legacy act to make albums for her fans that push her career forward, which I think so many people struggle with, especially older rappers. Because again, I don't want to hear people talk about how much richer they are than us.

Like, that's not a thing. So I think she's handled her second half of her career better than any artist I can think of, period. That's including the mics. It's including everybody. She's handled it the best. I do like this. I'm with Demaris.

It's definitely going to take a while if you don't have a trained fucking music ear, myself included to really get everything. But they do dumb down country music in a good way for the casual fan that doesn't like country. You make it palatable. Yeah, like it is very much

current pop just with country elements in it. You're not like just thrown into a country album and you're forced to like it because it's Beyonce's the voice. It feels like a Beyonce album. And I enjoy it. I think I'll probably listen to this one more than I will to Renaissance,

but that's just based off what I do in my day-to-day life. Yeah. Like, only complaint with the acts. And I don't know if it's a complaint necessarily. Every Beyonce album I can listen to top to bottom, but I can pick songs that I love, like, you just want to go listen

to this Beyonce song real quick. Act one, Renaissance, and Act 2, Cowboy Carter. I have to listen from the, top to the bottom. There's not like songs that I am like, you, I have to go listen to this. Or I can start the project here. Yeah. You kind of, you have to listen to it from top to bottom. So she's, I think, I think it's safe to say that this is the closest we'll ever get to Mike. Yeah. As far as artistry, as far as talent, as far as star power, as far as presence, as far as impact. I don't think that we'll see anybody. I now know, you know, notice.

Swifties want to throw the hat in the conversation, but what Beyonce is doing and her talent level is just on a different level. I think artist artist wise. Well, with the mic, then choreography is super important and Beyonce is. Well, that's part of being, that's what the Swifties kind of have to. Part of being an artist is your performance. I respect Taylor Swift's musical ability. I respect her star power. I respect her sales. I respect her music. But she doesn't have that last one that Mike and Beyonce have as far as choreography and a show. Like, show performance. The ability to sing. Okay.

Sorry. Not my cup of tea, but I know plenty of people that think Taylor Swift can sing. No, she can't sing. She can't sing. There is a... It's sing and sing.

She can't sing. Come on now. Beyonce can sing. And that's not a knock to Taylor. Miley can sing. Miley went crazy on this. Yep. What did I tell you, DeMaris?

You liked it? I was thinking about you when I listened to it. Levi. When I saw Post Malone on the feature list, I was like, that's good. I'm like, do I really want to hear? hear this, but I know I'm going to end up fucking liking it.

That shit was on repeat. Yeah. Post Malone record is so good. Somebody said it sounded like she made Post Malone shower before he got to move for him. Sometimes the first thing when I was in the car, I was like, okay, post. So what one do you think, which one do you think is going to be the song that cleans up for awards? I think it's going to be between Yaya and the Miley collab.

I was going to go with the Miley collab. just because of names, but you're saying cleans up in the country music awards or cleans up like Grammy's Billboard. Cleans up, period. Fuck the country music awards. Just period. Cleans up. I'm going to go with Yaya and

that two hands to heaven is one of the greatest songs I've heard in a very long time. That's probably my favorite record on here. Yaya to me, remember we came in here and I was like, Texas Hold'em to me was a little too cheesy country? I would have preferred her put Yaya in that two pack with 16 carriages. I get what you're saying.

Like Texas Hold'em, it's cool in the sequence, but it is still like... I like it more on the album. It's a little too like, I feel like I'm at like a resort that does like the country theme. Like it comes across like fake. Like Saddle Ranch? Yes. Like pretty much. Oh, they got to play that at Saddle Ranch.

Gimmicky country. Yeah, I think I'm with you on Yaya and the... What's the name of the Miley record? Two Most Wanted. Yeah, a record is hard. That record draws some emotion. Like a lot of these songs out of here drew some emotion out of me.

Daughter did. Obviously 16 carriages is still one of the most beautiful songs I've ever heard. Two Hands to Heaven. Two Hands to Heaven. I like that name. Yeah. It's a beautiful song.

Do you think they maybe lean into like Tyrant or some of the covers just to have that moment at the award show? Jolene. Yeah, like, I'm not a fan of the Jolene cover. I love what Glow really says. Jolene should have got shot I would have shot Jolene

Shat Jolene's have been shot How did you feel on some messy moment in the beginning of Jolene when she was like I heard you talk about the girl with the What's she saying? Lemonade

Becky with the good hair Let me tell you about one of my hosts and then they get into Jolene because Jolene is Becky with her Jolene's sound like that bitch I ain't going to lie to you Jolene did sound like that bitch Jolene sound like that bitch

You just lost your man Snatch your niggins up What's had in? Dolly said Jolene beat her ass She said Jolene beat her out her wig I like that I like when you could tell that story A lot of people are buried that

Like I got a real person Apparently yeah Something that happened to Dolly Parton Mm-hmm Damn But I think it's a good album That people should give A bunch of listens

Because there's a lot of shit in there I like it. It's a lot. I'm going to listen to it. I'm not a Beyonce guy traditionally. But for this, I was curious to see how she would like bend this genre. And it sounded good. I liked it. I was cleaning the crib Saturday morning. Played it straight through. It's long. It's a lot of music. But I liked it a lot. So play it while you clean. It's just I knew if I didn't do it then, I wouldn't listen to it at another time.

So I was just like watering my plants sweeping up like, you know, on my, what's that guy's name on TikTok? Giralt. Giralt. I'm like, you're a dick. Yeah, I listened to it. I had a long road trip. I put it in headphones and, like, looked out the window at the scenery. Lathered my anal butter.

And then, yeah, and then hit the streets. Yeah, with the booty butter still. Because you never know. You never know. You might just run it to something. So is Tyler Drod's Jolene? No. No.

No. Jolene is the bitch that takes Shiaman. Tileene? Tileene. Tileene. That's my little sister name. Hi, shout on her. So Act 3. Predictions.

I know the rumors already are that it's an R&B. album like traditional art. Actually the predictions are that it's a rock and roll album. But I think she covered more of that. You're saying you're cool, but I would I would like Beyonce rock and roll more than Beyonce country. Surprise you. Do you see what Beyonce is known with all of these? All of these genres is originally black music. Yeah. Yeah. House country. Music. Yeah. Music is just black. And she's also, you know, she really got into her ancestral shit and and doing her research on her own family and dedicating it to it,

dedicate her music to that. And I think that is beautiful. They have the Blackbird cover on there, which was originally a Beatles song about the Little Rock Nine, if I'm not mistaken. It was well put together. I'm looking at the rumors for Act 3.

If it were a jazz album, I'd be very interested in that. Her vocals over jazz would be great. This isn't a rumor, but everyone on Twitter was like, I don't know, she's been kind of getting some rap version. off in the last five to seven years.

What if B gives us just like a boom bbap? Straight boom bap album. Jay writes all the verses. Listen, I'm not. It sounds far-fetched. Yeah, it does, but I mean, does it? Does it? If anybody could execute it, it's beyond.

Jay and meek, would write it. Who? Meek. She has enough rollies. Yeah, like, I don't think. She's been in Miami. I got his joke. It didn't land, but I got his joke.

It's callback. but I'm thinking alternative. I was going to, my guess is more Neo-Sol. I can see her doing a Neo-So album. She smoked traditional R&B already. So she never gave us a full R-M-B-L-Dance. Dance, country. New-Sole.

I think the theme of the first two acts, and correct me from, like, they're so. This is Act 3. Yeah. But dance and country is so polarizing, and they're so we know what those sound like. If it was like Neosol, I think that's too ambiguous. Like I think it has to be a bigger,

you know what I mean? Like a hitch over the head genre. I think she's gone so left with what we expect from her that I think doing something she hasn't done but still from the roots of her music before. Like I think she gives us similar to a seat at the table, like that type of R&B. I think it's jazz R&B.

I would love that. I think about country dance. Country dance. I don't know if I want to. I mean, I'll take a Beyonce rock and roll album, but if I have to pick between a R&B or Neal So album, I'd rather that. I mean, of course, but also you would do that over the dance

and you would have did that over the country. No, I was really excited to hear with a country, Beyonce album sounded like. I love Daddy's lessons. I was excited for this. But now that you've gotten both those out the way, I would like another album that's more traditional in your roots. To experiment, because before she was similar to like

where we give Drake Flack of like, Damn, I wish I could just get an R&B Beyonce album. But she has to feed so many fan bases. We have to get pop. We have to get all that in four, in the self-titled album. If you could give me, 10 me, myself, and eyes, I would be ecstatic. I know she's not going to do that, but, you know,

she hasn't given us a real straight R&BL. But if she goes rock, you know, we're going to get a bunch of prints-type records, which I'm cool with. I'd like Beyonce to get her prints bag. That's the only rock and rule I'd like to see from B. You don't want Willow rock and roll? I'm not mad at Willow's rock and roll.

I just wouldn't want that from Beyonce. I want that from Willow. But, yeah, like, I don't, don't give me a kiss cover from Beyonce. Yeah, no, I don't think. She would eat it, though. Of course she would. Oh, she's going to make it her own for sure, but I don't know. I just think that.

It would be nice for her to steal the Led Zeppelin songs that they stole from Black artists. She should just do a cover of all Led Zeppelin songs for the rock. rock Beyonce. That's interesting. Because I mean, they stole all those records. Do you guys believe the rumors that the three, the acts are kind of like a show. Like, Act three is the end. Like, this is the end of Beyonce as an artist, as a recording artist. I think for a long time, yeah. She just put out Act three, right? No, she just put out Act two. Oh. Three is coming. Act three is supposed to be the last one? Yes. What was the gap between Act one and two? A year. I was going to say they were quick, right? Yeah, because it was.

was Renaissance and then our Cowboy Carter. When did the Renaissance, that's kind of what I'm asking. It's like a year, last year, right? Two years. It feels like last year because of the tour, which took us the world. But I think it was two years or at least a year and a half. Well, Julian has a laptop. He could actually look it up right now. That's true. He could do that. I won't. It's cool.

Not to do a callback to further prove my point, though. But it is crazy that Beyonce finished a country album while she was on her dance album tour, which I think took a lot out of her every single night, but still finish that. and Drake can't do a disc record. Well, I mean, I get what you're saying, but to be fair, Cowboy Carter was recorded before Renaissance. She said it took five years to make, but there's no way she wasn't cleaning that up.

Yeah, I'm sure she cleaned up a little bit. She said it was done before Renaissance, but she dropped Renaissance first because of the pandemic and people wanted to dance. And this album is more, it gets you in your feels more than Renaissance. It definitely gets you in your feels. Yeah, it was a very emotional album. Country is like that anyway, though, as a genre.

Yeah. Listen, the whites can get emotional. too. We love our pickup trucks and our golden retrievers. And shout out to Tanner, Adele, and the other black artists who are credited on this. The other black country artists,

Shibuzi, all of them who are credited on this. What is the girl's name? What's her name? Ty. Oh. What's the girl name? I don't want to mess it up. From Beyonce's album?

Yeah. Well, she's an artist or so, but I follow on Graham. And I follow her. Tierra Kennedy. Yeah. I follow her. her, but I was like, damn, like, she's dope.

Like, she's country. And to find out that she was actually on Beyonce's album was dope. I was like, that's an amazing look for her. So shout out to her. And I think it's cool that she still had people like the Dream. Yeah. On here. Perot.

Dixon had credits. Shout out to Dixon. No ID. No idea. Swiss Beets. Raphael Sadeek. Like, I think that's cool, too. Hit boy.

D.A. got that dope. Yes, this was cool. I encourage people that may think that it's not really there. type of thing to give it a chance because I'm not a country fan and I loved it. I'm going to definitely check it out. This is Beyonce. This is one of the greatest artists that we've ever had will ever have. So anytime an artist like this put something out, I think as a culture, we all have to take it in.

And if we like it, cool, if not cool. But I think we do have to listen to it, though. This is the best of the best. I'm telling everyone, I mean, I know the bootleggers don't really listen to our podcast. but every guy that sells umbrellas the moment it starts raining, they just pop it to nowhere. You're like, how'd you have umbrellas ready in Times Square? Get your fucking cowboy hats, assless chaps.

Get it ready for when this tour's announced what they said. Friday, she's supposed to announce it? You don't know. The women are, I can't wait for that. See, Beyonce would have really took it there. I want to see all the girls dressed up as cowgirls. She would have really took it there. She had a video with naked cowboy from Times Square.

She'd throw him in a video? I don't want to. Is that guy alive? still? Probably not. I think so. I think naked Cowboys. Well, he's not a TVRO.

He spent like 20 years. I don't know if he's active still. 20 degree weather. I feel like that takes a toll on the body. He's a lot. He's 53. Shout out to Nicky. Oh, wow.

All right. Shout out to naked cowboy. You're a hater. I'm not a hater. I've seen him. If you've been in Manhattan, you've seen him. You have no choice. I've been to his shows.

He's from Cincinnati. He probably makes a shit ton of money. For sure. Tax-free too. Where does he keep the cash, though? He's got to have, like, a manager, like, next to him to collect the money, right? Only, he probably, you know, cash-apps-held now. True.

Where does he keep the phone? Oh, you know where he keeps the phone. You know what? He has the booty butter. Shout out the booty. Use a huge promo code Rory, R-O-R-R-R-Y. You've never spelled my name before. Don't do that.

You've never spelled my name before. Get 30% off your next bottle of booty butter. That's hilarious. I know we track a lot of trends on this podcast because that's kind of like our job. Why don't we invest in the trends that we see coming? Like I thought about that. Like booty butter?

No, not booty butter. Like how you said you told all the guys on the corners who sell the umbrellas to get your cowboy hats ready. We knew Beyonce was dropping a country album. The moment, even before she announced it, when we started guesstimating about that, why didn't we put our money into shit like that? I put up my money into leather goods.

Yeah, you're not wrong. I don't know. And just so many other trends that we see, like we have our neck on the culture, our foot on the culture, whatever, however that saying goes. Now that I think about that, more, we found out it was a country album when we were in Mexico in 2021 or some shit. Like, why don't? Yeah, but okay.

We could have manufactured an entire merch department bootleg fur. Sat outside every arena. Yeah. Easy money. I know we're joking and we're laughing. about it, but like that happens with so many things in hip hop and pop because hip hop sets the tone for everything and we just like, oh yeah, this is coming. This is about to be new to trend. Oh, by the way, this is going to be song of the summer and we don't do shit about it.

We should do more insider trading with merch. I agree. That's what Dave Portnoy does so well. That's true. Damn, why you put that on Dave's shit? No, it's not. Oh, okay. Oh, legally. Okay. Yeah. Very legal. Yeah. Yeah. Very legal. I don't think he has any grounds to do anything illegal the way the spotlight is on him. Speaking of sports though, tonight. Big game. I'm hype. Battle of the races.

If you're listening to this now. Catelyne Clark, round two. The game is already over. I'm sorry. And you, Kine, USC. Who do you guys have winning? Predictions. I have.

I have LSU. I was arguing with my friend over this over the weekend. Iowa has Caitlin Clark. That's it. The team sucks. LSU is a better team. They're the number one team in the country. The team is not good.

The other girls on the team are not good. You can't say the team that's the number one team in the country sucks. Caitlin is so good. All right there. You can't say the team sucks. So let me finish the point. The point is like when you match, when you start looking man to man like matchup down the down the rosters, LSU outmans out Iowa.

It's not even close. Outside of the Caitlin Clark mismatch, their big is better than Iwas. Their guards better than I was. The bench players are better than I was. Did you watch the, the playoffs, NBA playoffs in 2001 with the 76ers, when Alan Iverson and fucking Aaron McKee and Eric Snow beat Vince Carter, Ray Allen.

Who else? I know. Who else did they beat them? I know it can happen. If you have one superstar and a, like, good role players around you, you can. Iowa can win this game if those role players play their very good game. I think LSU is a better team. I still think Iowa's going to win.

I think that Kaelin Clark had this potential matchup circled on her calendar since last year. Couldn't wait. I love LSU I'm room for LSU I'm rude for LSU I'm not going to put my money on LSU though Okay What about UConn USC? I think they split it

LSU got the first one I think I would have I think all of these teams are I don't think that any of them are going to be able to beat Juju and USC I think USC is going to win it all Really? Yeah I love that she's doing commercials too now Yeah I think I think Juju is this is the stage

She was made for and I think that she's enjoying everybody paying attention to Iowa, USC obviously I think they handle business with Yukon Juju gets the national championship stage and I think she shows why I don't know the new generation.

I'm a lifelong Yukon fan I know this sounds like wild corny but like my dad and my brother and I we obsessed over Yukon women's basketball because they're the only good program like in early 2000s like the Diana Tarasie Sue Bird Days. What'd you think about the Rutgers team

back in the day? Didn't care at all. we would just watch Yukon beat what you guys refer to them as sluts no that's worse than I think

yeah that's worse what I miss said yeah Domimus was crazy that was crazy well no he said hose

and then another oh yeah I forgot about that but but Yukon they have page backers I know everyone's like in this

Caitlin card frenzy page backers by the way there's also been other good women's program Yukon

dominated for our whole life but yeah this is the this is the first year where it's like across the board like this

tournament is so exciting these matches has been great. But Paige Becker has had a career of that career. Season ending injury last year missed the whole show, the dance, the playoffs, everything. And she's back this year. She's kicking ass in tournament. Like I love Paige. And knowing Juju's a freshman, I want Paige to have this moment. I want Yukon to win because I think Juju will take care of business the rest of her career at her time at USC. But I'm rooting for Yukon in that game. Okay. Page is incredible. I got, uh, I have USC winning it all, no matter what.

But I do think Iowa beats LSU, but I want LSU to win. I want to see Angel Risa at the championship level again. But we'll see. Did you guys watch any men's basketball yesterday? NC State Duke? Yeah. That was that big guy on the- DJ.

See, this is why I love that they are now paying the athletes. Because DJ is going to get his value and his money. I'm not saying this in a hating way. how he plays, I don't know if he's built for the NBA. He's a big dude. He's got great footwork. He's dominant and great for NCAA basketball. Yeah, he kind of plays like Glenn Davis.

Yeah, he's big baby. He's a little more agile than Glenn Davis. But I'm happy now he's getting this moment. And after last night's game, he's going to be in commercials all this week. He's going to get his bags. I've loved watching these guys that hit big shots in the, Sweet 16 doing TurboTax ads on their Twitter. Like, I like that people that may not go to the league are having their stardom get

its value for what it is right now. He's going to get paid. And as he fucking shit, instead of having some huge college career and then maybe not the body paused to go to the league. Like the moves he makes, it'll be a little different than the NBA of how he plays ball. And the whole country's rooting for him. I think he's great. Yeah, he reminds me.

And it's always great to see Duke Luz. He reminds me of Zach Randolph a little bit. Got a little Zach, you can tell he. Because he just looks like him? No, he played. He's lefty. He can shoot it. He can put it on the floor.

He can post up. Like, he can play. He has a skill set. Yeah, he's not just a big buy. He has a skill set. That's what I'm saying. He's agile. His footwork is crazy.

I just don't know if that's going to work in the NBA the same way. I mean, we'll see. He's going to get his value and money from this. Oh, no. That's what I'm happy. He's a big man on campus now. This is like he's... It's nice to see that he's going to get more than just some pussy from some college girls

out of this run. Like he's going to get some money that he fucking deserved. Yeah. So, but that game, that game was great. I got you kind of winning at all. I think I hate Duke fans.

What? Yeah, you can't win it all in both brackets, right? Well, I don't think they'll win the women's. I'd like them to. I think they're by far the best team in the men's. I don't think it's close.

Yeah. I mean, I'm going for, well, don't put that on me. Like, I'm a fan of Connecticut. I don't give a fuck about Connecticut.

I just, by far the best team. But you said he was only on the huskies. I thought that's what we just... No, I'm not a fan of these guys. They're just a good team. I also love that Julian, his brother, and his dad have been obsessed with the Yukon women's husky team.

I'll call my dad. You guys always... You know, the men's team is pretty good, too. Like, they want some national championships as well. The women's team has always been the more impressive team. What was the coach's name? Uh, uh, uh, Gino Ariama, Arama. Yeah.

He... He... She can go to league. Who? The Yukons women coach. He. He, Gino's a heat. Who was the girl

woman coach? Oh, Pat Summit. Thank you. You're talking about Tennessee. Tennessee, I'm sorry. She passed away about 15 years. She passed away, yeah. I was asking like back in the day.

2016. She always had the cleanest. Her suits. She always had the cleanest suits. I love, this was a golden era. Oh, yeah, that was a... I love this era of women's basketball. It was great.

She coached Candace Parker. That was Cheryl Swoop's time. Yeah. Showing your age. Cheryl Suops, yeah, Candice Parker. Look at her. She cleaned up. Before we get to voicemails, final men's predictions?

When in it all? I got, I got Yukon winning it all. Mr. Husky. Yeah. I can't even see. They're the best team. I'm going for Ency State. I know it's a shot in the dark, but they're just a fun team to watch.

I think they're going to be Purdue, but I don't think they beat, I don't know. Yukon. That big dude on Purdue is, he has 40 last game. DJ going, listen, come out here to this perimeter. That's a good matchup. Let me jab step your big seven-foot ass to death and watch you fucking blow a tire trying to get back on defense. I love DJ's pops too.

And of course they said like halfway through the game because they kept showing his dad celebrating. He's like, his dad is a correctional officer. I was like, of course he is. Absolutely. It looks just like a correctional officer. Voice mail. Before we get to voicemail, DeMarish just pulled something up real quick.

Oh, shit. Like that is the number one song. on Billboard Baby. But we knew that was going to happen, no. It was number one last week. That is crazy two weeks in a row. But yeah, no. You could debut at number one in the fall.

Like, that happens a lot with songs that are hyped for a second. Oh, what I'm saying. It was number one last week. Stang power. Got to respond. Thanks, Drake. Play a voicemail.

Can I actually do some haters shit real quick before voicemails? I don't like to see Chloe and Gunna together. She didn't hold him down when he was locked up. Now she wants to spin the block that he's out and he's in shape. He's taking that diabetes medication. He's fucking making great music.

Don't put a guy on him. He's working out. Oh, they back together? They were never together. They went to a basketball game together. That means they're together. They go together, yeah. It was, they were advertising their song.

She didn't wear one free gun of t-shirt. Not one. Even Eminem wore a free-ye-o shirt. She ain't never tweet three-the-guy. Not once. Three-him till it's backwards. Three-him till it's backwards. She ain't never tweet that.

Never. I think she unfollowed when little baby did, because she thought she was 10 toes. She thought he snitched. It's so annoying, yo. I just don't like it. She didn't support him. By the way,

that Cardi B song hits different in the club. I was in the club. I heard it. I like the song. We got to stop moving it. Every song hits different in the club. Every song don't hit different in the club.

When you're off a half of a ball of cost of the club. That's the point of those songs. They should hit when you're, they're for drunk people. Like that. Big party records are like that's going to hit crazy when you're drunk at the club. No,

but it hits without the club. You're going to start saying, ah, like in the club. You really want to do that. What does he say? Bum. How'd you make it Irish? How'd you make it Irish? How'd you take a beautiful hip-hop song and make it your own?

I just think it's funny. He said that in a diss record. Bum? No, well, bum and that ad lib. His awe ad lib. That niggas said dis belly-mell if I have to. Aw. I'm actually shocked out of all the people to reply.

fuck Drake. Mely Mely Mel replies to anything. You could sneeze wrong and Mely Mel is going to do a full YouTube video about you. Has Mely Meli Mel not replied yet? Meli Meli hate all of these new rappers. He hates everyone that's not him. Yeah, 100%. What was the record?

He just dissed the rapper like last year. And I remember wanting to go laugh at his disc record, but it wasn't too bad. I think it was M&M. Yeah, I think it was Eminem. Mell. Mell, I'm sorry. Come on, fan. We have to have that conversation.

Melly Mell has it every year. Yeah, no, I'm cool. Vlad and Mellie Mell talk about it. Every year they talk about it. All right, y'all the best, man. Did you guys fall for Eminem's April Fool's prank? I didn't even see it. How about that?

Same. I'm going to do you one better. What he did? What he said? White-ass algorithm? I'm sure Eminem, I'm sure Eminem doesn't even know about this. Whoever runs his Twitter put together like this, this parody video that he was announcing Infinite, which was his first album, Infinite 2, out everywhere now.

and they like did this big epic trailer and then they were like April fools and we were like damn to go from a prank to a thank God he's not dropping more music I don't know Infinite too I might want to hear from Eminem No you don't If he's rapping like that

Oh shit This is so stupid And it has the song Infinite playing in the background Which is a great record I didn't even know this happened But now it's even more. Okay, this is funny.

Yeah, it's hilarious. Infinite level times two. Who thought this was real? Nobody. Oh. This was their April Fool's prank. This is the best April Fool's prank ever. That's why he's a goat.

There you go. That's true. You know, Eminem silly. Y'all, don't say another. Ew. Hey. Is he not silly? I don't know.

Come on. He put his, like, butt cheeks on Tom Green's face in a video. He's silly. Oh, that was so silly. Yeah. my bum is on your lips my bum is on your lips white humor that was very much white humor do we have voicemails uh we do you've got mail is it well all right what kind of voicemail my my note here for this one says how to navigate friends when someone in the crew doesn't fuck with you okay that's good

it's not a relationship one kind of is it definitely is I where the fuck are you yeah it's funny Are you the friend that's trying to escape? I have a former friend that I cut off for a couple of reasons. I don't really want to get specific. So why I might kind of give away who it is. Because randomly, I actually met Rory one time at this person's birthday dinner years ago. But anyway, I'm no longer friends with this person. We originally met through a group of people.

And some of those people from a mutual circle are still friends with the person. And sometimes they invite me to events, whether they be like random party, birthday event, whatever. And I kind of just been curving them because, to be honest, I just have no desire to be around him. You know what I'm saying? So my question is, how do y'all, like, navigate, maintaining mutual friendships with a group of people

if they're still friends with somebody that you no longer fuck with? And I guess I can go for former friends or even a former partner or spouse where you guys have mutual friends. How do you navigate that after the breakup or separation? I like that. Ask who all going to be there? Who all going to be there for show? And if that person's there, then you do something separate with them.

If it's their birthday or something, like, do your own birthday dinner. I'll take you out the next day. That would be the only way I could think. Now I just has my brain running of who this is. Yeah, I forgot. I can't really give advice because now I'm trying to just run through the rolodex of birthday dinners. I've met a lot of people at birthday dinners, though, so I don't know. His voice sounds familiar, too.

He said it was a guy. When he initially said that, I thought it was a girl. But now, we all have a who all going to be their friend, though. Yeah. I got a, I got a friend that we don't see each other as much as we used to because he's cool with somebody that I don't fuck with.

But we understand that, though. Like, it's not, it's not, it's not, it's not no, it didn't put a strain on our relationship. Yeah. There's no, like, why I don't come around. I feel like what's important is the reason why I fell out with this friend. True. Because if this, like, I have a friend,

or a former friend who we had a falling out and it eventually got physical. This person disrespected me and put their hands on me. So now anybody who fucks with them still fucks with them, I can't fuck with you because there's no way you love me

and you're running around the town with somebody who disrespected me. You can't possibly love me because the people that I love, I can't even look at motherfuckers that disrespect them the same. And on top of that, once you show your character

of how you act with one person, Best believe they will eventually act that way with you. Like, their characters, their character. So once I see somebody's characters fucked up, whether they did some fucked up shit to me, I personally can't be around it. So I don't, I probably wouldn't even be able to be in the friend group like that.

But if it was over something petty, I mean, we could be in the same room together. It is what it is. Just don't, you know. No, I had the, I had the kill switch on everybody. If it's like that level of disrespect.

Yeah. I don't fuck with you. I don't fuck with nobody you cool with. Like, oh, yeah. I think you're very good at that. Me? Oh, I'm the, just what observationally.

Oh, my God. I can go from being your best friend and if something crazy happens, it'll be like I'd never even met you in my life. I have that in me. Like, that's what I've adopted some of that, but I feel like you are very, like, rigid and just... Because of certain lines, again, as men, once you cross certain lines, you know that it has the potential to go somewhere where it's like, this is not going to be good. So I'd rather just completely cut all ties. so we don't even go to the same places. In fact, my barber lets me know

what time you come in, if we're going to say day, I don't even go to the, like, it's like that. Because as men, sometimes it can go to that level. With violence, yeah. Yeah, should move that way.

Like, but I don't know, groups of friends that are still friends with someone I don't fuck with, I don't go out of my way to hang out with them, but like, if I ran into somebody, I wouldn't particularly care. Like, I wouldn't go avoid somebody. Yeah.

I just, I don't, my caring level, has just kind of like dissolved over the past few years. Like everyone's going to do whatever the fuck they want to do. That's what I've just grown. You got to avoid that. That's what I've grown to learn that no matter what, everybody's going to do whatever the fuck they want to do.

My expectations of people are extremely low now. And I don't mean that in like a depressing way. I actually mean that in a good way. I just don't have high expectations for everybody. But you have to develop that ability. I don't put that on people anymore because it's like for what. But you have to have that ability to avoid though. Oh no.

You have to have that. I'm saying like in situational. If we're in a spot and it's small, like, I'm not now going to change my whole night to figure out how not to like run into you. Yeah, I ain't know. Like I, to me, that's like not cared too much about this. It depends. Unless it's, if it's violence, then it's way different. If it's on site.

Yeah, that's way, I'm talking about. You know what I'm saying? But if I just don't like you, it ain't. If somebody don't fuck with friend is there and I know that friend and like we never had an issue, I'll say, I'll say, what's up. Like, I'm not going out my way to text you to go hang out. Mm-hmm. But if I run into you, it's love, I don't care. we're not going to talk about that person

what's up how you been cool all right peace yeah it gets tricky though it does get tricky especially the older you get it's tougher but very necessary to avoid when you can

avoid any type of situation if you know somebody's going to be there that you don't fuck with and you have the option to not be there you have to learn how to not be there yeah oh yeah i mean i get that but also some stuff that i'm going to, no one else is going to dictate me going to

a place I was already going to go to. Now, if I'm somewhere you walk in and I don't fuck with you, I mean, I'm not leaving. That ain't, because that just looks so, yeah, that nigger left. Nah, that ain't what happened. In your movie, in your movie that you're living, that's what happened.

Yeah. In my movie, in my movie, I avoided prison time. But see, that's in. Which is always, which is always, always the priority. Yeah, that's always a priority. But I feel like learning, what I've, getting older,

my most important lesson is that everybody is literally living their own movie and like trying to dictate a reality out of everybody else's movie will have you all fucked up. Like just live your movie and in your head and let your perspective be your perspective and move how you want to move off. Sometimes you got to slap the director though.

Mm. Mm. Yeah, sometimes you got slapped the shit out of the director. Do you? No, like I thought. So Jesus? Well, the government? Got to go to church.

I don't know who you talk to. Put hands on the priest. Yeah. Before he puts hands on. on you. Thy rod and thy staff. You didn't have to point at me. I got the joke.

Sir. Thy booty butter. If you are triggered by this person. Making that joke and then pointing at me what's the sickest thing I've ever. Like, no, I got it. You didn't have to go like, you know, you know,

I was like talking about you getting molested. I'm sorry. That was really unnecessary. The joke, no, the joke was unnecessary. The point took it to a whole other level. We can all agree in the room. The joke was fantastic. I just gestured it roaring.

That was, by the way, That was such a Trump movement. We can all agree that the joke was fantastic. All of us, everyone knows that the joke was amazing. Drop a comment if you think the joke is the greatest joke of all time. Everyone is saying that that was the greatest joke. It didn't even come out yet, but we know that was a hit. But people are telling me more people have laughed at that joke than they've ever laughed at any other joke.

If you're going to clip this and send it to the entire world. Tell me how hard you laugh. No one has made fun of Rory's molestation for a minute. Funnier than I have. Holy shit. Oh, I'm sorry. That's about it. Yeah.

But yeah, homie, just do your big one. And if you don't want to be somewhere, if you don't want to be somewhere, don't be there. Shut up. Shut up.

No, I'm giving him good advice. Do your big one. Do your big one. Do whatever the fuck you want to do. Be wherever you want to be. If they dare, spit on them. Can I ask him?

Damn, that's crazy. Can I ask him to reply back with who the person is? We will not put that part out at all. We want it. But we could revisit his question because I could have better advice if I know who. who it is and what that scenario is. We could actually have a full conversation

about his real question. So call back with who it is, what birthday dinner was. Roy just knows to know. Rory just wants to know which friend it is. Yeah, he just nosy. Well, I mean, we could actually have a combo. We had a combo about it. Yeah, but a follow-up.

Okay. I love our follow-up combos. I want people to always call back. We got another one? Yeah, we could do another one. This one's fun. This is more relationship. I'm also nosy. Hey, what's going on podcast?

Hope everybody's doing well today. I have a quick story, followed up by a question. So to start it out, I was a side nigger for the first time. Not too long ago. And, you know, I kind of just, I'm not typically that kind of person. I just honestly, I was going through some shit and, you know, whatever. I ended up hooking up with this chick and

So the very next day She calls me up It was our first time hooking up She calls me up We're talking and then she's like You know hey you know I feel so bad And I'm like why and she's like you know after you left My boyfriend came over and ate me out like all night

And so like immediately I was like Yeah I think we should be done here And you know I was already like pretty hesitant about being in the situation in the first place, but that was just kind of the icing on the cake. So, you know, I cut it off. But I guess what my question is is, has anybody ever done something to somebody else that made you question your relationship with them or cut them off because it was just so fucking foul? So, yeah, that's my question.

Thanks for listening. See, that's how niggas end up on the 10 o'clock moves. Yeah. Tim's man. That's demon. Like, when y'all see that, that's, that's demon, like, when y'all see, them carrying him out the building in handcuffs. And she's in four different

suitcases. Okay. We got to, what happened? What did she do? Do you think she show? Did she think she showered? And he came home and ate out right after she fuck's mother-day-old. I'm gonna, I doesn't sound like she showered. If you're doing that kind of move. I'm gonna, I'm gonna go ahead and

think he wore a condom. So I think that how did you not like maybe taste the latex? Taste latex, yeah. Yo, taste the late. This sounds like, he sounds like a condom wearer to me. Crazy. Damn, imagine eating out your girl and you start tasting something late. That's

Get the suitcases. Yeah. Out of all the excuses a girl could say, though, to like tell her man, I'm not condoning her cheating. But you're taking it to another level when you just don't stop your man from eating you out after

another man was just pile driving you in that same place. Yeah, man, it's tough, you know. Just striking oil. And striking oil. He started. He strikes me as a condom user because he doesn't want to be a side dude. You know, guys that are fine would be inside dudes like myself back in the day.

You know, we're no condom people. She sounds like the horror that's definitely sucked him off to. Oh, yeah. So she definitely made out with her boyfriend. If her boyfriend is eaten out after she has sex with another dude, you think her moral compasses, but I didn't suck that up. And he might have said like some sick shit after he ate her out. Like, y'all want you to taste yourself and kill him. her. Meanwhile, it's a, it's a, that's a, it's a threesome. That's a ghost thruple. That's

like a double entendre. Don't even ask her. We should ask her. Mad dick in that room. He didn't even know it. I want to ask her why. Not how. Why would you do that? Put dick on you. Sorry. You didn't even know it. That's fucked up. Y'all laughing. Cheating is not moral, but I do feel like there is like honor amongst thieves. Yeah, but I ain't no thief. I'm saying her, like, she should have had some. There's honor among whores and she's not. I don't know amongst whores. There's probably a code. There's probably like a nice core code.

I think people can cheat. Not, cheating correctly sounds fucked up because it sounds like cheating's okay. But you can at least cheat not like this. Cheating ethically means just using a condom. Among other things.

Most importantly using a condom. Not embarrassing. And like go shower, like clean yourself. Y'all sat down. But you can't sell drugs with ethics. And y'all going to tell me that you are two very different things.

I just said that you shouldn't. word ethics with you. No, I'm talking about him. His little soliloquy he just gave. Sillicry. Selling drugs. First of all, no. I'm here for sex.

I'm here to fuck and then leave. That's it. I'm not, I don't care. And somebody's here to sell drugs and go home. Drugs are so much more demonstrative. Like, they do so much worse for the community than me. He might kill this girl. Drugs will kill her.

Yeah. Yeah, if you don't have more rules and you putting bullshit in the drugs. Yeah, see. Sell drugs with more. I feel so bad. for that boyfriend. Why? You don't know that nigga?

He could be worse. He could have been outcheating. He could be the type of nigga that deserves that. He could be out cheating. So now we have another set of DNA in this. Yeah, I hope he was out. At this point, yeah, I hope he was out cheating. Yeah, I hope so.

Honestly, at that point, then did he say his name? I don't want to say his name if not. I don't think he said it. Then this gentleman is the victim out of the entire thing. Imagine if that dude was cheating fucking his girl raw, and then he's fucking that dude's girl with whoever the fuck he's fucking to it. It's a whole pyramid scheme of STD.

And I hear the B is the only single person just trying to get a nut off. I said his name. Believe his name. Yeah, I don't. That's why I can't get with casual sex. You don't know who you fucking. You don't know who you're fucking.

But that's kind of like the... That's the rush. Yeah, that's what gets the blood flowing. Like, I don't know who are you. You wake up and find out if it burns or not. Yeah. I don't know. I don't want to go that far, but okay.

I hate to sound like the corny, like, as I got older person, because I was definitely running around nasty for a while. Yeah, it's kind of fucking gross, casual sex. You really, you have no idea who you're dealing. It depends. It depends. Because if you're, if you go, if you're somewhere, you're not even, say you're not even

out with that energy of trying to meet somebody, but then you just happen to meet somebody. True. Yeah, I hit it off. And this person is great, you know, good person, level headache, you know, got a lot going for themselves. It's just a person that's a, you de, you dey and you. to be like this person seems like somebody has their shit together. If y'all hit it off and, you know, at the end of that night of hanging out, end up, yo,

you want to come upstairs, whatever, whatever, and have sex? I don't know if that's that crazy if that because people have done that with people that they've met casually. That's not what we mean by casual sex. What we mean by casual sex is you are routinely having sex with someone who has not committed sexually to you. So y'all are routinely having sex with each other and other people. Y'all just running through a bunch of people.

Yeah. But I mean, as long as the person is not, if the person is responsible. No, no, no. I'm not shitting on cats with sex. I'm saying in retrospect, it sounds kind of fucking nasty. You know who gets burned the most? Girls, you sit up here and you think, oh, this girl has her shit together. She has all this, this and that.

And she fucks the wrong nigger who is fucking everybody else. And she's an idiot. Happens all the time. You can be the greatest person in the world. Well, yeah, don't fuck idiots. It don't work. Like, it doesn't work like that, maw? It don't work like that.

Sometimes you hit it off with idiots the first night and you have sex and then you realize they're an idiot a few days later. You could be smart and still get burnt. I was going to say, I don't think intelligent. It just happens. It just happens. It happens. It bypass all that.

Oh, yeah. But you letting the people know you can still get herpes through. I'm picking up this bar tab to throw a trash can on my day. They put herpes on Doja Cat today. I feel bad for a celebrity. What? What? a reputable Twitter source,

but like a... Oh, I saw that. Daily Loud, I'm not saying that they are by any means reputable at all. They've actually been doing a lot of bullshit lately, but they just put herpes on Doja Cat based off

a fake meme that was being used for like April Fool's Day. And then just like you can't April fools a celebrity with herpes because it's April 1st. That's crazy. Like that's what that's...

April Fool's doesn't blur those lines. If you yourself want to put this out and say you have herpes and then go April Fool's, that's your prerogative. Go ahead. But don't put that on someone else. So Doja tweeted those results? I forgot it was April 1st. Oh yeah, because Doja, you know she's a queen troll.

A blog platform that has a lot of followers put out. This was the original tweet and this was a lie. And Daily Loud is, they're full of shit, but still. Like, yeah, honor amongst thieves. Is that the herpes emoji? that's kind of cool if you put German if you put German

yeah which we don't STD shame here but we don't no actually I'm just saying I was hoping

all of them are positive because that's how progressive I am hmm you are progressive what is the last my eyes are bad

syphilis syphilis okay what is syphilis exactly I don't know do you want to know like the symptoms symptoms

what it is like I didn't even know that was an STD there's like a bump or something and then that goes away and then like your feet fall off. What?

I thought that's like what? Isn't that like kidney failure or like diabetes? Yeah. That's called gout. I thought syphilis was like rickets. I didn't know it was an FD. Dude, Demeris like it's trudgy foot. You know how great?

I would never fuck nothing else if you told me, yo, it's some shit going around. If you catch it, your feet going fall off. See, that's how I felt about monkey pox. Monkey pox. I didn't want nose. Oh, syphilis is gross. gross.

Oh, it's very physical. Again, we're not SD shaming. I just really didn't know what's sick of this. No, I'm shaming that.

That's fucking gross. You can't shame someone. Well, it just looks gross. I'm not shaming the person. That sore looks gross. I'm sure people when they get these crazy SDD don't look at the person

they're fucking and can clearly see they have that SDD. Yeah. I mean, some of these motherfuckers is nasty. There's definitely some girls that be like, she probably has something. And I'm not going to do that. Yeah,

I don't like, all right, fine. I take it back. Plenty of clean people have these type of STDs. So you just get it from, why don't I think syphilis was like something from the Great Depression?

No. And syphilis is one of those syphilis is one of those that can kill you. And most people don't know that they have it for, like, they don't, when you go to like the average clinic or doctor or whatever, they don't automatically test you for syphilis. Well, it's rare. That's good.

You guys are lucky. You have to ask to be tested for HIV, syphilis, herpes. They don't automatically test for those things. You guys are lucky to have. the works. Yeah. Run everything. You never done that?

Yeah. Oh, what? I'm going to plenty of times and asked for all the blood work. Without health insurance. Yeah. I paid that $250.

You fuck somebody questionable and you go into there and ask and ask your doctor for the works. Heart be like this. I just had to pay. I had somebody when people were playing on my phone. And like my number was out there or whatever. Some, like two girls from like a block number kept calling me. and I answered finally and they were like,

you have chlamydia. And I was like, Mom? Stop playing on my phone. That's funny. I'm not you though. Mom? Is that you?

No. I definitely, even though I wasn't like fucking a bunch of people at the time, I definitely went to the clinic that day. So if you're listening, whoever was playing on my phone, you scared me enough. And I went and got the works.

Everything came back negative. You were scared as a motherfucker. You were scared. But, all right. There's been times where I was fucking a lot of people. I'm not saying that hasn't been a time. At that time when I got that call, I wasn't. So I was like...

He was really confused. I was like, man, this fucking girls bullshit playing my number on lipstick alley or something. Fuck this. All right, man, let me just go double check. Let me go. Let me go make sure. That is a scary time, no. You fuck something questionable.

You're like, oh, man, I'm never doing this again. Hard beating on your fucking chat. You tell yourself. I'm getting married. I'm settling down. Fuck this shit. Or anytime like one of your friends, like, oh, her? Yeah.

Go get checked. Especially a nasty friend. Oh. You two? Wait, you fucked? All right. No. Terrified, bro.

Terrified. If she fucked you, I'm definitely getting tested. So, yeah, well. Wear condoms. Don't. Wear condoms. Ciphilus is out there. Whoa.

And I'm going to put my tinfoil a hat on this weekend and do a deep dive in a conspiracies on how SCDs started. Keep that to yourself. We don't want to hear that. How did it, like out of nowhere? Watch love is blind. Like herpes just came out of nowhere? Because SDDs didn't start to what, the 80s?

No. That's like the newest disease ever. No. What we're talking about, bro. The newest disease is COVID. You know, people bought them shits from across. That was COVID-19. There was 18 before that.

It was 18. Who said that? Who was that? It was a Fox journalist that said something. Did they really say that? I was a Fox, like, news report. Not knowing it. started in 2019. That's why it was COVID-19.

Let's see, Roy. Wow, you are grossly wrong. The first, the first mentions of STDs were around 400 BC. Yeah, that's the 80s. Yeah, that's close to the 80s. There's no way exchanging body fluids like that would ever cause a bacteria to form.

Yeah. Definitely happened in the 80s. Yeah, because that was new, though. I was really joking around, I promise. But AIDS is new. Relatively new, yeah. 1980 in the world's history is extremely new. How did that start? The government. Oh, you know how that started.

Yeah. Same way cracked it. Exactly. Flod the hook. Bacon soda. Exactly. All right. Well, it's been another episode, another audio journey, another visual presentation for our, our viewing audience out there.

New Rory Mall.com, merch is available. We will be announcing more shows in the coming weeks. Yep. hopefully coming to a city near some of y'all soon. And we'll talk to you on a couple days. Do you the rest of the week? HPV negative? You can't trust a girl that doesn't have HPB.

They don't even test for it. That's like a virgin. I would never fuck a virgin, so I'd never fuck a girl. It doesn't have HPV. And that is the closing words from the Red Rocket himself. I know it can cause cancer amongst women and it doesn't harm men. So it is an epidemic. I just feel like we all have.

I'm that niggie. He's just Jen, JN. burning. Peace. You have HPV. The genders are burning. Keep this part. That's good. Mall has HPV.

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