New Rory & MAL - Episode 257 | The Steel Rod Pod

Episode Date: April 5, 2024

I love my wiiiiife! *ah* Well love lost again. Chance The Rapper and his wife divorce after 5 years. Could this lead to a comeback for his music career? Then Mal owes Clay from Love Is Blind an apolog...y (24:50). Staying in divorce Gypsy Rose calls it quits with her husband and is quickly seen back with her ex (29:30). Then Rory demands people respect Monica Lewinsky and Hilary Clinton (32:50). We get into some past relationships. Then Julian asks the guys a question that ends up turning into him getting made fun of (47:37). Let's react to the PartyNextDoor album cover and Metro Boomin claiming his iCloud was hacked (53:00). Also, Mal claims he doesn’t have an iCloud. G Dep is free which leads to a learning moment for the crew about the classic Dostoevsky novel (1:10:49). The women’s college basketball tournament keeps getting better (1:14:51). We recap the games last week and predict the upcoming ones. It’s time for voicemails and we have a callback! This leads to a discussion about carnival games (1:30:10). We miss the interlude days in music. We go over our favorite ones (1:43:59). Mal predicts Drake will respond this weekend (1:48:32). We cover how we think Dreamville Fest will go. Tune in as the guys discuss all of the above + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:00:00 This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed human. It's weird. It's a bar that's a steel rod that I keep against. Steel rod. That's the name of a bar. This nigga going to a spot name. Yo, Ro, he hanging out of the spot name,
Starting point is 00:00:16 steel rod, and he's wondering why niggas is grabbing his ass. You had the steel rod. I love my wife. I love my wife. Let's go ride a bike. With my wife. My wife's real young. My wife's real small.
Starting point is 00:00:34 Let's go to the beach and play with a beach ball. I love my wife. I love my wife. This is the first single, right? Let's go ride a bike with my wife. You and I should go ride a bike with my wife. Praise Jesus God and my wife. Praise Jesus God in my wife.
Starting point is 00:00:51 I like that. Imagine throwing your whole career away over that. Over what? I've never seen a meme or a video really kill a whole album. I'm not playing it safe here. That album is not as bad as people make it out to be. Which one? The one everyone killed.
Starting point is 00:01:07 The one about his wife. Name two songs. Oh, I couldn't name any. I don't even know the name of the album. I listened to it once and I was like, this isn't as bad as people thought it was. All right, but when the last time you played that album? I listened to it one time in my entire life.
Starting point is 00:01:19 So then that means it was bad. That means it was bad. If you listen to an album once in your life, that means that album is bad. I'm not the deciding factor of all fucking music. I didn't say you were. But if you and 800,000 people say the same shit. Those aren't even prescriptions.
Starting point is 00:01:31 I don't want to hear from you today. Yes, they are. Look, hating. White boys. Always hating. White boys? Yeah. Mall, got a court date after this.
Starting point is 00:01:38 Ma, you look really good in your glasses. Thank you, Damar. See, us black people got to stick together in a room full of white hatred. You understand what I'm saying? That's important that we give each other compliments and uplift each other during our most trying trying to try and trouble in time. Well, with those glasses in my come over, we look like we look like your court lawyer that is going to put you away for life.
Starting point is 00:01:54 You look like you're trying to prosecute me. You look like you're trying to send me under the jail. Like, that's what you love. You try to bring me up my charges and I wasn't even in. I'm gonna use your rap lyrics too. As you should. We don't talk about that.
Starting point is 00:02:03 I'm down with using rap lyrics in the court. You diggis be telling. Yeah. Everything's content, remember? Content. Well, I, okay. There's some things I keep to myself. I've always agreed with what Mall said,
Starting point is 00:02:13 but I never wanted to say it out loud. Or what? Using lyrics? I think there's a great area. Like, you shouldn't be able to just use any old rap lyric in the court system. No. But if they're vividly describing
Starting point is 00:02:26 the thing they're arrested for like down to the detail and the video also matches the crime they committed I feel like maybe that should be allowed in court because what's the difference between using that and using a wiretap?
Starting point is 00:02:39 It just opens up the one is just on a beat one is just on a beat that's all that's all of it one is just on a beat if you tap my phone and I'm talking about this crime
Starting point is 00:02:48 and you hear me saying the things that I would say in a verse you're going to use that wiretap in a court of law so why not use a record They're just treating every song like Nas the message where he just told this vivid story he made up.
Starting point is 00:03:01 These kids are like actually rapping about the crime. Like, yeah, it's evidence. You get paid for murder now. I mean, it's always, right? You know how much these little drill artists making for their videos and shit on YouTube? Oh, I thought you meant once they get caught. It's kind of clear.
Starting point is 00:03:17 No, no, no, no, no. No, the labels get paid then. Yeah, that's when the labels get paid. That's when the back catalog. The streams start spiking after that. Exactly. Well, anyways, chance. Yes.
Starting point is 00:03:27 Condolences. Condolences. Is it condolences, though? He might be happy. I don't know. I've never met a divorce person that was like upset. Divorce is tough, but like they want to split typically. Well, do we know who acts for the divorce?
Starting point is 00:03:43 They're doing them mutual. They're saying it's mutual. Okay. This was their official statement from both of them, by the way. I like chance a lot. I just don't, I have to be honest here. Don't ask for privacy after you put out a public statement. Well, please respect our privacy right.
Starting point is 00:03:59 No one would have known about this had you guys not told us. That's a lie. Everyone would have eventually known about it because they're going to be public record court documents that are going to come out about it. Who's looking in that shit? People shit get found out all the time. 1090 Jake is going to go look into the chance divorce. If y'all think it wasn't going to get leaked, that chance was divorced,
Starting point is 00:04:18 or he could be seen with somebody, she could be seen with somebody, like eventually it's going to come out. So yes, we're putting it out on our own turn. we want our own privacy. I would kind of be on the side of when people find out then I'd put this out. Until then,
Starting point is 00:04:31 like no one needs to know. I'm sure that's the thing. You gotta let people know if you're getting a divorce. But what are you getting ahead of? It's not like, it seems like there wasn't some crazy fucking thing
Starting point is 00:04:39 that we're going to learn. No, it's just the fact of, again, they will be seen without each other. If chance is out with another woman, you know, girlfriend, you know, just to avoid all of that going viral
Starting point is 00:04:53 and the wife having to see it when they're already separated. It's like, listen, we're divorced. We're no longer together. So which means in lamest terms is if you see any one of us out with somebody else. Okay. There's nothing to report. There's nothing to report.
Starting point is 00:05:07 There's no pictures to take. There's no fucking, I don't know. I think Roy is projecting his approach because Amar was born before the album. Yeah. But no one knew. Amara is my three hat, more or less. Yes. It's just something I exploit to make money off.
Starting point is 00:05:22 And Amara was around us because we're close with Rory. and Rory brought her to shows and certain things like that but it never became a thing until he until the album until it was ready to become a thing
Starting point is 00:05:33 Amara been a thing I'm nowhere near as famous as chance it was funny though like when I was out with Amara and went right into like fans or listeners or whatever and they'd be like that's clearly your kid bro
Starting point is 00:05:45 you were a fucking kid I was like yeah you never gonna say I could see how people thought that was a little strange though because we talk every fucking other day, like, and you wouldn't talk about that.
Starting point is 00:05:57 I understood how people was coming out. I hated not talking about it. Like, what was that? But I understand what you were doing as well, too, though. I know, I totally get why people would find it weird without any context. Yeah. Well, yeah, it was something I was getting adjusted to. And because we talk every fucking day, it was something I wanted to really get used to
Starting point is 00:06:15 before I started talking about it. Yeah. Like, just coming out the gate, like, just had a kid yesterday. And now we have to pod that way. Yeah. That's weird. That's a lot. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:23 For me at least. For me at least. is. What did the NDA say? Shut your fucking mouth. Shut your fucking mouth. I was leaving shit in the Shade Room, but they don't care. Shade, that's your fault.
Starting point is 00:06:35 You follow Shade Room? It said, seen. Yeah, how you devalue my brand off a DM? Scene, we good, sis. There goes all my value for Shade Room. I see everyone talking about Chance's ruined his career with that wife album just to be divorced.
Starting point is 00:06:53 It's funny, but. So do we think him dancing in a I don't know where this was at. Like him dancing at the carnival. Trendelab maybe? I don't know exactly where this was.
Starting point is 00:07:03 Oh no. Yomi said it was in Ghana, right? This was just carnival. Oh, you were out reaching out the shade room. You got the other videos? Okay. But yeah, that probably was the beginning of the end right there.
Starting point is 00:07:15 You think him getting like dancing with a girl ended up marriage? We talked about this, bro. You can't, if your girl, if you got a video, and that was your girl and fucking, I don't know, some other artists and you see that video
Starting point is 00:07:27 and you're nowhere near like what's going on. You're not aware until you see that video. You would have an issue with that. Of course, but I believe in double standards and I have a bit of misogyny in my DNA. This is supposed to be carnivals. This is part of it.
Starting point is 00:07:42 He was just there enjoying the culture. Yeah. That's, have you guys, you've been on Eastern Parkway? Yeah, I've been a carnival for real. So if you go to, like, for real, go to, the carnival. It's even crazier. It's the norm. Even respectfully, Nikki was dancing with somebody
Starting point is 00:07:58 when she went down at Trinity Lab for Carnival. Like that's part of the culture and the celebration. Yeah, but my girl, that part of the culture my wife ain't doing. My wife can't be bent over and less than a bikini with beads all around and some random dude just behind her jarring. We're not doing.
Starting point is 00:08:17 I love the culture, but we don't love it that much. My wife can't do that. Well, it's also not your culture. Who's culture? That's not your culture. That's not my culture. You're Caribbean? My father's born and raised in St. Thomas.
Starting point is 00:08:29 Okay. But do you like participate in that culture? Yeah. I just said I've really been in Carnival for real. Oh, Volume 1. Oh, that makes sense now. Rory Wood. Oh, so many things just connected in my head.
Starting point is 00:08:44 Go ahead, Roy. No, I just, because you guys know I'm like a Rockefeller's like nerd. Now, now I see why they chose St. Thomas. It never made sense. sense that like, I like St. Thomas, don't get me wrong. Great spot. Now it makes sense why that island was picked. Yeah. Oh.
Starting point is 00:09:01 So it's your family and Tim Duncan? Pretty much. On the Wikipedia page. For the Virgin Islands, yeah, pretty much. There was a guy, a statistician, that put out numbers of how many times Chance reference his wife on the big day. My point is, with the album and everything, like, how does he move forward? What do you guys think is next for him? What is he going to do? He's obviously doing well.
Starting point is 00:09:23 He's good. How much does his content change after this? That's what I'm saying. Does he go back to smoking sigs and taking acid? Oh, he's never stopped smoking sips. Does he, well, yeah. Does he go back to, like, publicly doing drugs and stop talking about God and Obama?
Starting point is 00:09:34 Like, what's his move? Well, I don't think he was just liked God because he was with his wife. I would hope no. I don't think. I hope he had a relationship with God before that. And he was talking about God well before that relationship. And let's not act like Chance was doing
Starting point is 00:09:48 like hardcore fucking gangster stripper records before. I'm just talking about drugs. His wife. Acid wrap. Acid wrap. Why do you want him to go back to drugs?
Starting point is 00:09:57 Because it makes good music. Yeah, but he has a family now. He's raised daughters. Even the country in acid, I don't recommend co-parenting. I don't, she could hold him for the weekend. On acid.
Starting point is 00:10:06 Yeah, I don't think that's a really good parenting. No, no, no, they'll be with her for the weekend. Yeah, but that's just not a good idea. He wrote 10 days and 10 days. 10 days. Yeah, that's the whole impetus of that mixtape. But he also...
Starting point is 00:10:17 Take 10 days do acid. Before his wife was saying he was in L.A. living an awful life and then moved back to Chicago. This was before the I love my wife, God is God, Rev Run time that he was putting out. You know what? So he changed before his wife. So I don't think we're going to get a bunch of new. We may get different content of being a single father and like learn how to fuck bitches again.
Starting point is 00:10:39 Which I think is great content, in my opinion. So. Chance is what? Almost 30, right? Chance is older than 30. He's around. He's younger than me. I'm only 36.
Starting point is 00:10:51 No, he's not. Chance is younger than me. He's young. He's 30 years. He's young. He looks older than that. His birthday's in a couple... Oh, birthday coming up.
Starting point is 00:10:58 Come on, Chance. Yeah, he's about to be 31. Go back to Jamaica, take some acid. I think a lot of his fan base could probably relate to that struggle of like being freshly single in your 30s. That'll be good content.
Starting point is 00:11:11 Chance is a good rapper. And even though I didn't go back to the big day... That should be his new name. Chance is a good rapper. Chance is a good rapper. Y'all don't listen to Chance. That's not true.
Starting point is 00:11:21 You don't... You listen to his album one time. time. Yeah, but all his music before that still is on repeat. No, coloring book. The Donnie Trump and shit is one of my favorite albums, period. It's a great album. I'm not saying he don't make good music, but y'all are not Chance fans.
Starting point is 00:11:35 I still am a fan. His last effort is garbage. I'm a fan of chance, though. Like, I like his music. Big day is awful. He would say it's awful. If Twitter didn't do that, would you guys really think the big days is bad? It's fucking bad. Remember, I'm not a Twitter guy. I listen to that
Starting point is 00:11:50 in my room. I was like, this sucks. Shower was the single. I was like, there's no way this is a real shower. You were in the house already? There's no way this is a real. You missed the opportunity. Yeah. To ever take a hot shower again?
Starting point is 00:12:01 Ever take a hot shower again? This album was so bad it broke him and his manager up. They don't fuck with each other. That's a bad album. You got sued. When you look at your manager, like, why you let me put that out? When you don't want 20% no more,
Starting point is 00:12:14 why you let me put that shit out? They had a lawsuit over how bad this album was. Like, this thing, it didn't ruin his career, but it's by far the biggest miss of his career. Nas survived Nostradamus It's still It's still chance to
Starting point is 00:12:25 It's still chance To rap at the end of the day That's I don't know Where you was trying to Take us with that Just now That rappers have bad albums
Starting point is 00:12:33 You said Chance Better than Nause But using Nause I'm saying chance is Nas No rappers have Nause the rapper Nause
Starting point is 00:12:41 Take a chance Nas to Escobar No listen Rappers do have albums that are like That wasn't so good But I just don't think
Starting point is 00:12:50 That I don't know where chance goes from here as far as musically. Like what his inspiration is, what his sound is. He can't change too drastically though. I think he's in a perfect. So that looks fake. He's in a perfect position.
Starting point is 00:13:03 He can't say the same too drastically either. He took a lot of time off after the big day or the worst day. 2016 by the way was one sorry, that was a coloring book. The next thing and not to say it's all a rollout, but next thing we know, Chance is back in the news with a divorce. Everyone was upset about him just talking about
Starting point is 00:13:19 his wife on the last project. I think the anticipation actually is forming now for chance. Small, but I think it's starting. I think he goes full gospel. He did that already. No, but I mean, like he's going to lean into the gospel, though. He's going to go gospel.
Starting point is 00:13:35 I don't think so. I think that time came and went. I actually think Ye may have killed that for him. Because when he was working with Kanye heavy was when Kanye was going back into the Christian shit and Chance was writing a lot of that stuff. And I think the big day has a lot of that elements in it. that you guys dislike
Starting point is 00:13:53 because you guys hate Jesus that's really the problem he rose on Sunday I don't know if you guys knew that don't even give don't make me give you the pulverized bar wow no one just heard what Demaris just said
Starting point is 00:14:05 I heard it I tried to ignore that was a bar this could be the turn for chance that's needed that's all I'm saying well the same reason we disliked the last one he's divorced new content it's been he's the stain is kind of wore off
Starting point is 00:14:17 no it's been five years it's been a long fucking time but this but Roy it's not only has been five years. It's been five years and no one's checking on him. No one wants new music from Changes. We said with him at BT. He's been directing a lot of stuff. He's been in a different world and being
Starting point is 00:14:31 successful in it. So on music. Yes. Thank you. He's a coach on the voice. Yeah, I don't think. I don't think Chance he's in that space where, and this is crazy because he's only 30, but he's in that space where I think people really don't even care if he puts out more music.
Starting point is 00:14:47 I think Chance is a creative though, so I think he will do other things creatively. But I don't think that people are like, damn, we need the new chance album. Now it'd be dope to see chance, you know, directing, writing, doing other things. But I don't think people are waiting
Starting point is 00:15:04 for the next chance album. I don't believe, I mean, I'm sure some of his fan base is a new project. Even with the Twitter. He has a huge fan base that is awaiting a new project. And with the amount of time that's passed,
Starting point is 00:15:21 plus this divorce announcement, if chance comes out with a record, all will be forgiven. That stain will be gone instantly. He's sort of like a... That's actually the beauty of this era when you feel like things come and go so quick. Yeah, your bullshit can come and go very quick as well.
Starting point is 00:15:37 You can get a new restart pretty quickly. Because look at Childish Gambino. When is the last time he gave us an album? Oh, when was that album? I thought it was the one that never ended up on streaming. A listener corrected me and said it did, end up back on streaming. But Childish is like...
Starting point is 00:15:54 It was a great project. He gives us... He gives us, like, dope records, but then he'll put out another season of ATL, of Atlanta, I mean. Yeah. It's like he's doing... Like, he's still, he'll drop some music,
Starting point is 00:16:06 but you can tell that's not where he's... But that was, I mean, Donald Glover, that was always kind of his side thing up until because of the internet was his music. That was a side gig. He was in what? Community. He was writing for 30 Rock.
Starting point is 00:16:19 Like, he was doing stand-up. That was always a side gig for him. 2020 was that album, by the way. Whereas Chance has always been a rapper, no pun intended. Yeah, I think he more so should follow this Donald Glover blueprint. Do other things creatively. Give us a record every now and then that's dope. But I don't think that he should focus solely on just putting out an album anytime soon.
Starting point is 00:16:46 Of course, 2016 was a very long time ago, but are we forgetting what coloring book did? Are we just going to erase chances? No, but that's... We know he could give a record. No problem with Wayne and Tuchains played everywhere. You didn't need to be a nerd like me to enjoy Chance the rapper. Like, he can make real singles, too. For sure.
Starting point is 00:17:02 They did that on Ellen. Remember that? Performed it? That was a good, they had the paper flying everywhere, dancers and shit. I was living in Chicago at that time. Chance was the biggest thing in that city. And he was outside. I saw him everywhere.
Starting point is 00:17:15 He just, for... Well, when was that? This was 2016. Like, I know, I know, I know. You know, I mean, so a lot has changed. Okay, he just did, I think it was the coloring book, five-year anniversary. Yeah, he's doing shows. He did the Barclays Center, sold it up.
Starting point is 00:17:28 He did an acid-rap tour to. I'm very aware chance has a huge following. I'm just saying- Acid wrap, rather. He did acid wrap at the Barclays. This is like- But if there's that big of a stain, I still don't even think you can do that with- Not so much a stain.
Starting point is 00:17:43 I just don't think, you know, I think sometimes people just like people, for the creative that they are. If they get music, cool, but I don't think people are sitting around, at least I don't see it online. I don't see people calling for a new chance album. How would you do your divorce announcement? Delete your money back comment.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Yeah, right. And do you think they went through edits for like the creative? Like with sending something to Peach, like sometimes you have some notes or whatever. Like how do you think they landed on that color scheme or a little noisy background? Like at some,
Starting point is 00:18:19 Flares. Paper machet. It looks like machet. That's definitely paper mishet. Papyrus. Is that recycled paper? Papyrus.
Starting point is 00:18:29 They probably did that on an app. Announce you, announce you a divorce on a piece of papyrus. Maybe there's meaning. Anyway, is that on his story? Not even on his, he didn't even put it on a feed page?
Starting point is 00:18:40 Yeah. You got 24 hours to see it. If not, you don't know I'm divorced in 24 hours, then fuck it. It is what it is. That's fucked up. It's crazy that this is shit that, like, celebrities have to do.
Starting point is 00:18:49 do now. But this would never really have the legs it did if it wasn't for that album being about his wife. Oh, yeah. I guarantee people wouldn't have you. Of course. This this adds to people that already think the album is terrible. Yeah, but that's why I meant the album's so bad. Yeah. So they're like, look, the album's terrible and your divorce is over. I mean, your marriage is over. I don't really know the statistics and this was a real thought I had. I remember when Chance like got married. Not that like we're friends or anything, but it was a thing that was online. Let's just be real. And I remember going, damn, he, let's, let's, let's, I get the. I get the God shit, but he's pretty fucking young and famous right now. How long has he been married?
Starting point is 00:19:23 Six years? Getting married at... 2015, somewhere around there? Getting married at 22, 23. That's what I'm saying. Like, come on, fan. They started dating after uniting a decade later in 2013, the couple began dating, and they eventually tied the knot in 2019. Oh, so you were married. So it was not long. But they were together for a while. I remember he was rapping over the Monica shit about her. Like, they were a public item for quite some time. Yeah. It's tough, man. Which is great. Let love win.
Starting point is 00:19:50 It's tough for a couple to stay together these days, man. It's tough. You got so many, so many things pulling at you and, you know, your attention is pulled in so many different ways. Ten year relationship. They would have got a ten years? Dating for five, married for five. Dating for five, married for five.
Starting point is 00:20:09 Yeah. It's a good run. They got married the first year they were dating? No. They dated for five years. Then they got married. Oh, I thought you meant like they dated and got married. They were dated and married five years.
Starting point is 00:20:21 supposed to be like how is that? I don't think that that's a bad run, especially when you meet somebody. So he met her at what, 20 or like they started dating again at 20. I don't think that that's a bad run. That's awful. That's awful. Getting married? Give away your whole 20s like that, especially when your chance, you just put out like
Starting point is 00:20:38 a number one out. Like you, he was on top of the world fucking blowing trumpet and singing with the Obama's at the White House. When you say give away your 20s, what do you mean by that? What did he give away? His ability to fuck other women? That's exactly what I'm saying. Well, that's one part of it, but being able to experience the world sometimes is easier when you are single and are freer. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:21:00 Daughters are a blessing. I got all that. That's awesome. Congrats. You have kids. That's beautiful. Just living a free life in the decade of your 20s, can't trade that for anything. I respect people that do that and make it work.
Starting point is 00:21:12 And if that's something they want to do, who am I to judge it all? But outside looking in in this era, yeah, I think it's a huge risk to take. I think it's a huge risk to get married in your 30s in this generation. In this generation, because it was very common to be married to your 20s. Way different before. Different mind state, different access. Yeah, that was different. But again, what changed?
Starting point is 00:21:33 Access. The access you have to people, the access you have to information, the access you have to all kinds of shit, the access we have to spending our money as quickly as we do. Like, access changed and then temptations. You see naked people all the time. You open your phone, even if you don't want to see it. It's in your phone. And just access to experiences, like outside of the obvious, which is fucking other women.
Starting point is 00:21:55 Like that is what it is. Well, just a temptation. Even not the act of it. Sure. Just the temptation of it. Just seeing it, just having it so readily available. But the way we used to joke like, damn, like, how are all these 20-year-old girls affording to go to Turks? And we're like, oh, we know how.
Starting point is 00:22:10 More access. But even women that are not being flown out by athletes or whatever, I see young girls just because it's easier. to travel and get around these days where you can experience, they can go live in fucking Europe. There's apps now that could budget exactly where to stay, what to do. Like it doesn't have to be ho shit. It's just so much easier to experience the world now
Starting point is 00:22:33 than it ever was before. Settling down in a marriage, yeah, I pray for anyone that tries to do it. It's tough. They got engaged on the 4th of July in 2018. You think they look at America the same? Now there is- How does your brain work?
Starting point is 00:22:50 Well, it's the 4th July. Well, think about it's America. is Independence Day. They have their independence back. Maybe they're taking back America. I'm going to pray for you. Chance is Big America Day. Why waste your purse?
Starting point is 00:23:01 You're going to need it. That's a waste of prayer. God return to send her on that one. God's got better shit to do. I ain't going to lie. You wasted a stamp. Yeah. You wasted a stamp to Jesus, man.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Well, prayers for them. I don't want to joke on anyone's demise of a relationship. But as Louis C.K. says, I mean, there's never been a marriage that ended a divorce. that wasn't supposed to. Yeah. Like, don't treat it like a puppy die. Like, oh, my God.
Starting point is 00:23:26 No, that was supposed to happen. Yeah. If a good marriage ends in divorce, then you should have some tears. But, you know, prayers to them. I think good marriages end in widows. That's true. Like, that's when you should be sad.
Starting point is 00:23:40 Like death, like their partner dying. Their soulmate just perishing. Yeah. That's usually how they're off. Just unexpectedly, like, murdered. Are you okay today? I'm fine. I'm just saying, like,
Starting point is 00:23:49 Celebrate divorce. I think you should celebrate divorce, to be quite honest. Yeah. If two people want to get away from it. If it was a horrible marriage, yeah. Should celebrate divorce. If it was a horrible marriage. If it was a horrible marriage.
Starting point is 00:24:03 I also think that people are getting divorced a little bit too easily now. It's kind of like y'all. It's like the vows don't mean shit anymore. That don't mean nothing. Vowels. Vows, your vows. You're not wrong, but that goes back to, I think, the pressure of the access of the access of social media. too, that you feel like, all right, we're five years in, you have to get married. If we're
Starting point is 00:24:27 in this long of a relationship, I can't be showing myself to the world not as a married woman, so pressure gets put on at that point rather than just seeing a relationship through to see what time actually makes sense for us. And I know family pressure is that way, too. It's not just social media where your mother might be like, oh, wow, five years now, huh? Still no ring. That'll push you into divorce quicker if you do it prematurely. I don't know. I owe Clay from Love is Blind an apology because he pressed you. No.
Starting point is 00:25:01 So it came out. A lawyer had got, she had got some info on the contracts of Love is Blind. And contractually on Love is Blind, if you propose, you almost have to go all the way to the altar or else you owe. you owe the production company like you're in you're in like breach of a contract because they get paid a thousand dollars each episode with a maximum I guess of 8,000 because it's eight weeks or whatever um and I think once you when she said once you get engaged you almost have to go all the way to the altar that once you get to the altar you can fucking like now I'm not doing this but they have to have that footage they like they have to be able to film that that moment of y'all
Starting point is 00:25:49 going to the altar or you're in breach of a contract and made all the production company. I mean, we briefly spoke about that, no? Didn't we say, like, I feel like you have to do that regardless? Yeah, but now it's like contractually. But even with that, you could have gotten better. So Clay was just, he was just doing what he signed up for. So he's not that bad of a guy. He's just a man of his word.
Starting point is 00:26:07 He's just a man of his word honoring this contract that he signed. You know what I mean? Because he technically didn't sign a contract with her yet. No. Had he went through with it. Then they would have been in a contract. So he could have gave her a heads up way before they got to that aisle. there were so many outs before that moment no you could listen that's the best moment there was definitely
Starting point is 00:26:25 some outs before that moment but i feel like he may have just been honoring the contract that he said they were doing a reality show he's still sick don't get me wrong oh no for sure sick sick hall of fame for sure but we kind of killed him a little bit and it's like he may have just been following his contract okay did he send you the contract or you just thought no no no it's it's a it's a it's a lawyer on on Instagram and she got hit up like I guess she got a copy of the contract from the participants and after her reading through it she's like you almost have to go to the altar all you can be in breach of contract and owe them money now I should think about it thousand dollars the episode and you have to have a lawyer review it 5% yeah someone I'm not
Starting point is 00:27:08 owning anybody going all the way because after taxes what am I three three grand if $1,500 if I make it eight episodes yeah now I'm going all the way someone DM me and said if they do the altar seeing they get an extra $10,000 bonus. See? So that could be another incentive. So he was really looking out for her then. If he bust her half, if he bust her half, then I respect. No, they each get 10.
Starting point is 00:27:32 Oh, so they look out for her. Either way, breaking her heart, either way it's going to have to happen on camera. So whether they did it by the pool or at the altar, at least she's walking away with an extra 10 grand. Yeah. That's true. Clay might be a hero now. He might be a hero.
Starting point is 00:27:44 He might be an American hero. shout out to Clay, man. Did you watch the Gaging off American heroes. Like where would you rank him in America? Oh, it's Martin. Like I'm talking about like a World War II vet. Oh, it's Martin, Malcolm, and Clay.
Starting point is 00:27:59 Gosh. That order right there. That's the order right there. What, man? He's out of the contract. Like, now that we have information, like we can't, because I understand when that shit first aired, like the internet killed him.
Starting point is 00:28:14 But now, you know, It's like, yo, listen, contractually, he almost happened. You wouldn't honor your fiance, just the contract. I mean, it's the contract. I signed it. Fiancé, you don't have the contract of marriage. That was a verbal promise. Out of heartbreak,
Starting point is 00:28:34 learning about chance and his wife, Clay at the altar, or Gypsy Rose and her husband. Where did that rank as far as heartbreaks to you? Like, just finding out that love wasn't real. When this, that Gypsy Row, when we talked about it, we thought these two were related, first of all. Wait, we still don't know if they.
Starting point is 00:28:49 I think, okay, well, I did. We don't know if they aren't. They look just alike. This doesn't confirm yes or no. Yeah, they look just alike. Somewhere down the line, these two are like cousins. Gotta be. Gypsy Rose announces separation from husband Ryan Anderson.
Starting point is 00:29:02 It was crazy. Last headlines were that Ryan was blowing her back up. And then we get right to this. Ryan looks like this guy. Love can not win in this era, man. What about this guy right here, Ryan Anderson says blowbacks out? He looked like he could suck a piece of a hole. Sucko, excuse me?
Starting point is 00:29:18 Wow. suck a what through a hole piercing no needle need it oh my god I'm just saying what gives him that vibe though I'm not judging you I just want to know
Starting point is 00:29:26 why you need to know I need to be able to recognize the eater you don't well he clearly eats a lot no he's clearly an eater we got that part of her he's clearly a eater it looks like Ms. Doubtfire
Starting point is 00:29:37 this poor guy he didn't sign up for this y'all he's not a celebrity he signed up for this shit look who you married contractually we don't know we don't know what contract Ryan
Starting point is 00:29:48 Anderson is it. We got to start looking at the contract. I mean, Jipsey came with a lot of baggage if you think about it, though. Like, the best I could do is blow your back out. I can't do with that trauma. Yeah. Look at your ex. Look what I got to compete with. I'm not murdering your family for you. Ryan set himself up for like a bad time. She already got a new man. Yeah. She reconnected with her ex. Y'all got Gypsy fuck. They have matching tattoos. It's been a week. Reconnected with her ex and already has matching tattoos. You know a bitch. Yo, Gypsy is a big ho. She got a wolf tattoo. How is she a hoe? See, that just let you. know that women never let go of they pass.
Starting point is 00:30:20 Yeah. They always got a nigga on deck. Like he in the wings waiting for you, waiting for some shit to go wrong with y'all. And he's going to be right there to scoop it. Gypsy's the problem. So you say. No shit.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Can we look at the common denominator here? We already know she's bat shit crazy because she comes from her mother. Manipulated her mentally ill ex-boyfriend to kill her mom, do her dirty work. She's not even tent toes, getting someone else to do your dirt. Crazy. Then snitches on him. Gets out of jail. He's doing life.
Starting point is 00:30:47 True. gets with this guy blowing her back out. We think she's loyal finally because everyone's clowning her on the internet. She gets on whatever Shade Room podcast and is like, nah, he throws the dick down. Week later, divorce.
Starting point is 00:31:01 Can we get that as a sound bite? That was crazy. Out of context, yeah. It's going to sound nuts. He throws the dig down. What? And now she's with an ex-Marine that probably wasn't in the Marines.
Starting point is 00:31:13 So they got on TikTok live together and said, she's with Mr. Stolen Valord man. They got on TikTok. live and said they're not hooking up. They just have matching tattoos. They just hang out and got matching tattoos. Yeah. That little tuft of hair on top of his head is bothering me. But I think y'all should let Gypsy Rock.
Starting point is 00:31:29 The real ill people are the people attracted to her. All right. So when there's when there's blood in the streets, let Gypsy Rock. When there's blood in the street. Yeah, let's lock this menace up before someone else dies. Too Gypsy? The person that killed her mother who was abusing her? Actually, I'm sorry. She didn't kill her mother. I was abusing her. Her ex-boyfriend did.
Starting point is 00:31:50 She manipulated her mentally ill boyfriend to do it. That's not an opinion. That's a fact. That's actually not a fact. Yes, it is. Already had this conversation. She did not manipulate him. You don't manipulate a nigga who rapes your mother's corpse. He threatened to kill her.
Starting point is 00:32:06 He didn't rape the mother's corpse. Yes, he did. He got a little handsy, but I don't think with the corpse. That's sick. Yo, I forgot which podcast. Getting handy. He was trying to make sense. He was. Look, he was all in, but.
Starting point is 00:32:18 it took her to be like, nah, she was his Phil Jackson. Like he had it in him. She was the front office of the entire. He had it in him, but she was like, go get,
Starting point is 00:32:26 run the offense. And I think she even pulled, pulled up to the door with the night. And was like, no, I can't do it. You got it. That's,
Starting point is 00:32:34 none of that happened. I watched the series. They would never lie. Yeah, they wouldn't. That's true. What? I don't even know.
Starting point is 00:32:48 I don't even know what to say to these people. Why are y'all like this? Speaking of eaters. You, all right, I texted Demaris and Julian a late night text, a risky text that never got to reply to it. And I felt like kind of a way for the past like three days. It was like 1 a.m. and I was finally watching impeachment. Remember the people that did the OJ Simpson show on FX?
Starting point is 00:33:11 They did one about Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton. I'm late to the party, I know. But I feel like the Clinton suppressed the promotion of it. Because there's no way I learned about the Versace one and the OJ one. and was at the edge of my seat and then they also did one about Monica Lewinsky and no one fucking told me. So I was really young
Starting point is 00:33:30 when that Monica Lewinsky shit happened. Of course I was aware of it, but I was young. I didn't really know all the details of it. Like Bill really let his best eater go. Monica was ready to risk it all for Bill. Most ten toes bitch I've ever seen in my life. She was ready to,
Starting point is 00:33:46 and Bill just let that go. That's his biggest fault. I understand the Epstein Island flight logs are a thing. but the fact that you would just let a loyal eater like that go is crazy to me. Why do we not support Monica more? That's the type of women I think
Starting point is 00:34:00 need to be around. I see what you're saying. We gave Monica a lot of shit and I don't think we should have. But not for the president. Especially for the, are you not a patriot? Yeah, that's for real. Fuck the Pledge of Allegiance. You know Trump has five Lewinsky's
Starting point is 00:34:18 on speed dial. Oh, he grabs him by the pussy. You know he got those. I'm just saying. It's just, that Monica Lewinsky thing was just a terrible, well, I think if Bill would have kept it honest, it wouldn't have been as bad. Well, he wouldn't have got impeached if that was the case. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:34:33 He lied under oath. Exactly. Why he didn't just keep it real? Your generation was really fucked up because I have a very bad view of Monica Lewinsky because I was so young and everyone was just shitting on her while I was growing up. She became a punchline. Like her name became a punchline. I'm looking back at this like, not Bill, if any,
Starting point is 00:34:51 anything is the problem. Monica was just a 10-toes ride or die. Yeah. I would want any woman to be as loyal as Monica was. Matter of fact, no, we have to talk about Bill Clinton. Do we?
Starting point is 00:35:08 Julian's here. You know he ain't going to like that. I'm going to go to the bathroom. Oh, no, I'm actually about to compliment him. He calls him the big guy. The biggest. Despite what he did in Haiti, everywhere else. Just throw that away? Let's just put that to the side just for the sake of this conversation. You didn't have to bring it up. We talk about what was the name Ryan Murphy,
Starting point is 00:35:25 whoever was fucking Gypsy Rose? Ryan Anderson. Bill Clinton must have been throwing it down. Look at the way Monica stayed ten toes for him and look at the way Hillary's been staying ten toes for him. Any chick that Bill fucks becomes the most loyal woman we've ever seen in our lives. He's an eight.
Starting point is 00:35:41 He might be a 12. Hillary's off for herself. She can't think about that, nigga. That's not true at all. I think Hillary stepped out on. They had Mrs. Soprano playing Hillary Clinton in this series. Yo, Hillary held it down from Arkansas
Starting point is 00:35:57 all the way to now. Bill was fucking anything that was moving. And Hillary was just coming on 60 minutes. Like, yeah, no, I know. That's my home girl. That's when you're OG. Like, you know not to slip up on camera. Like, nah, we all know each other.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Like, we're all friends. But then you go home and you got to curse your husband out. Like, yeah, who was that? Who you was with? I just told the world that was my best friend. Like, I have to meet her now. Like now we have to develop a relationship Like we have to know each other
Starting point is 00:36:25 We need a photo together Yeah we have to Like she has to come over for dinner Like it's over And after she does the 60 Minutes interview With Bill during the Monica thing They talk about some other girl That came out like 10 years before
Starting point is 00:36:37 When he was governor That he was fucking And mind you before they walk out there She's telling like the Clinton aides Like oh shorty she's been in our lives for 10 years Bill's been fucking that girl forever Of course I know it is Swag
Starting point is 00:36:48 They sit down to 60 minutes She's like I mean, I'm not here to talk about my marriage. I'm with Bill on whatever Bill wants to do. There's no arrangement here. We love each other. You don't believe in marriage? Like, he tore apart 60 minutes.
Starting point is 00:36:59 I'm like, now I understand why Hillary was actually a presidential candidate. Anytime someone throws something to Hillary, she knows exactly what to say. She's a vet. Season. Next day, one of her aides comes up and is like, hey, like a whole phone call leaked. Like, yeah, they were fucking for real. And now the whole world knows it. And Hillary's like, that's the problem with politics.
Starting point is 00:37:18 No pain threshold. And then turns around. walks out the door to like a million cameras and is like, I love Bill Clinton, fuck y'all. Like, you know, Bill has the best dick of all time. Yo, does that a sound bite too? Yeah, we can club that too, yeah. I'll send it to him.
Starting point is 00:37:35 Bill is not that interesting. What do you mean he's not that interesting? Bill Clinton is not. He plays saxophone. Don't get me wrong, that's cool. Yeah, he's a fucking genius. No, like his memory is actually insane. Like, he can recite pages, like multiple pages from books.
Starting point is 00:37:48 But does that get the panties wet, is what I'm saying? I think it's... I saw Oppenheimer, right? Yeah. So remember when he, when that girl's riding him and she pulls the book and it happens to be like the rare language and no one knows
Starting point is 00:37:59 and he like reads it and he's like, it's like that. Yeah, but he's creating a nuke. Bill was just using the nukes. He was the president. That's way cooler. Yeah, that is. He said all but two words
Starting point is 00:38:11 of Monica Lewinsky in the entire series and that was kiss my dick. That's how you're supposed to do it though. You know what it is when you come to old? You're supposed to know your role. When you come to the old and I'm saying, When you come to the Oval, you know what it is.
Starting point is 00:38:22 Like, come on. Me, me and the Oval, you know what's going down. That's not how I happen now, Scandal, though. Well, Scandal. Scandal. We know that's not how I happen no scandal. Loosely based on lives of the president. Remember those scandal days?
Starting point is 00:38:36 You went to a few Scandal watch parties, don't lie. One. They were in there. Yeah. The Scandal watch parties always had a lot. I don't know scandal. You didn't watch scandal? No.
Starting point is 00:38:45 I've heard of it. I never watched it. He didn't watch Scandal or house of cards, but hangs a bill all the time. I watched like three seasons of it. Couldn't tell you one thing that happened or who anyone's name was. I didn't watch house the cards because Kevin Space is a monster. They were in there. What was that?
Starting point is 00:38:59 Nothing. I'm just explaining why I didn't watch House of cards. Kevin Spacey's a monster. How you know Kevin Spacey's a monster? Ask every boy. He was under your bed. He looks like it. 100%.
Starting point is 00:39:11 That's the boogey man. That's what the boogey man looked like. Kevin Spacey. He has one of those faces where anything he's accused of. You're like, yeah. I can see it. Yeah. Checks out.
Starting point is 00:39:20 Yeah. Well, Scandal is gunning. Y'all should watch it, though. If you like presidential dick sucking, you would like that. That's what? Kerry Washington's in that? Yes. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:39:28 I'm going to start an ultimatum this weekend. Ooh, yeah. And watch the Lovers Blonde reunion. Because everybody keeps telling me I have to watch a reunion now. Okay. I'm going to send you exactly which episode to watch of the Ultimatum, and I'm going to put me, you and Julian in a group chat. So should I go back and watch all of the seasons of Love is blind?
Starting point is 00:39:44 I don't think you did. Not all of them, no. I mean, I heard this was the best one, so. Okay. Yeah. Season one. Because now, now, what do they call the people that watch Lovers Blind? Blonde.
Starting point is 00:39:54 What is that fan? Three-blying mice. Horse. Damaris. Domaris. Basic. No, no. Hold on.
Starting point is 00:40:00 I got this. I got this. See, De Maris. You can't, you can't just say anything, though. Like, you got to make shit sound somewhat, like, believable. Three blind mice? Like, who, where? Where?
Starting point is 00:40:11 Show me where they're saying that. Last time I heard from them, they were in Shrek. Like, three-bramers. No, that's not what they call them. And the last, uh, the last season. I watched The Love is Blind. I already showed you the only clip you needed to see was when that dude was gay. And she found out like after they were engaged.
Starting point is 00:40:28 And then he turned. One on that show him being in the closet is so funny. But like coming out the closet on the show. What a dickhead. I think that black dude that was on there is gay though. Which one? The one with the braids? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:43 Oh, same. Yeah. And I think the girl that like his fiance, I forgot her name, I think she kind of sensed that. Because I'm not going to lie. Any dude that's willing to wait till marriage to have sex. Any guy that's that religious. It's like, come on. Or his penis is really little.
Starting point is 00:41:00 Brittany. Brittany was off him. This was him. His penis might have been really little. He might have had a problem staying hard. Like, there's been multiple reasons he wouldn't have wanted her to see that before marriage. Nah. You got to see his mannerisms and how he conducts himself.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I mean, I can kind of tell by the smiling eyebrows. From the dude. Oh, the fellas was, once he got his phone back. The fellas was born in the house. He was on his line. His boyfriend was like, yeah, where you at? No, boy, this is how sick Kenneth is. He, they have a conversation.
Starting point is 00:41:33 They end it. Nah, you know what I knew he was gay? She said, because he had came home like crazy late one night. And he was like, she was like, yeah, so like, what was you doing? He said, oh, you know, I had to get my hair twisted. I was like, when they, any nigga that say they had to get their hair twisted is why they was out all night. His guts twisted. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:50 Get your hair twisted at the crib Yeah, yeah Yeah, so he When he ended it with her Because his whole thing As soon as he got the phones back He lived on his phone And then when he ended it with her
Starting point is 00:42:00 In like the same motion He was like So that's it right And she's like I guess And he just grabs his phone And calls his man's like Yo are you here yet He's like yeah
Starting point is 00:42:07 He's like yeah I'm about to come through I'm about to come through For friend support right Well I guess to help him move his stuff And she's like Yeah of course But yeah
Starting point is 00:42:15 Something about that relationship I was like I don't know And then I heard his His cousin came out on Facebook and said that he was gay. Yeah. Coming out to closet on Facebook is crazy.
Starting point is 00:42:25 His cousin was like, yo, he's definitely. Coming out on Facebook might be the gayest way to come out. No, he didn't come out. His cousin. That's even gay. Saying that, yo, he's definitely gay. Like, I don't even know why. He was on that show just to be on the show type of shit.
Starting point is 00:42:37 I don't know if Yomi ever experienced this, but like one of my high school crushes came out as gay. Damn, why you do that to him? Oh, just your crush. He was a crush. So you never, like, hooked up. Oh. I had an ex
Starting point is 00:42:49 ex, not an ex, but a ex fling that came out as bisexual too. Swag. How do you feel about that? Um, I don't, it took me, you know, for a loop when I first found out, but um, you being bisexual and that taking you for a loop is crazy. That's where I was gonna go to.
Starting point is 00:43:07 Like, why? Because I didn't expect him to be biased. I didn't, I didn't, I didn't see that coming. I didn't. Because the marriage is homophobic. I'm not homophobic. Well, when it comes to men, you're fucking. That would be like if I found out,
Starting point is 00:43:18 somebody was straight, I'd be like, who, how are they doing that? No, I just didn't see him, you know, taking dick. I didn't, like, I didn't see that for him. So, he could have been giving it. It's true. No, he wasn't. What was the first picture you had in your head once you found out since you couldn't picture it before? I know you pictured it. I didn't, I didn't picture anything.
Starting point is 00:43:39 I opened my eyes and looked directly into the sun. I didn't picture a fuck-ass thing. I looked directly into the sun. I tried to blind But did you find out he was by, because this could have been the thing where he was trying to convince himself he was straight. So maybe you didn't hook up with him while he was hooking up with guys. Yeah, I don't think I don't. It was before it was he came out maybe five years after we had hooked up. He came out five years after they hooked up. But was he bisexual when y'all were together? I don't know. I don't I don't know. I really don't. I try
Starting point is 00:44:09 not to think about it. Honestly, I don't know. Is that excuse cheating because he was trying to find himself? No. Okay. Right. Just asking. No. Like that's where I see, that's the dynamics between men and women and like the different, like the hysteria, like the differences between us. Like, because if the marriage came home and found her ex-boyfriend at the time when I was her boyfriend in bed with another man, you would probably lose your mind. But if you found him in bed with another woman, you would just be upset and it would be over with. But if it was a man, you would start questioning everything about yourself. See, no.
Starting point is 00:44:45 If it was a girl, I would. It's a different level of insecurity. security edit attacks. If it's another woman, it's like, damn, she's cuter than me. She got a better body. If it's another man, your insecurity goes a whole different way now. No, because I know that I didn't turn you gay. Like, you didn't hit this pussy and was like, oh, I'm good. Like, what if he did, though? No. No. I'm just, I'm not saying that's what happened. I'm saying what if that is what happened. How do you react to that? What if we went outside and the sky was purple. Like, I don't know. I can't.
Starting point is 00:45:18 I'll wait for Prince to start doing his number one hit. Yeah. Talk about shit that could never happen. I mean, we could do that. I mean, you know, I just think that it's interesting that women, when they find out their boyfriend or ex-boyfriend is bisexual or gay, that it does attack a different level of insecurity in a woman. Yeah. Well, I mean, I can understand what women? They would be like, well, damn, what the fuck did you like about me? Like, what am I masculine? Your masculine features. Yeah, like, damn. Like, do I look like a man? Like, am I built like a man?
Starting point is 00:45:46 And like, but if you got to know yourself to know, like, no, I'm not. I had an ex fling that, I think I told you guys, that is now married to a woman. Yeah. I was like, hmm, her beard. I was a girl. That's all I sat there that makes sense. You said what? I was a girl's last crack at a guy.
Starting point is 00:46:03 Yeah? Oh, if you were the last crack, we had no hope. I turned her all types of gay. Yeah, we were going to lose her no matter what. Yeah. I think men have definitely turned women gay before. I don't think women have turned him gay. There's no turning.
Starting point is 00:46:14 It's not like a potion. You could be bisexual and then deal with It could be a revelation of sorts If I was bisexual and I was on my last straw And I fucked you, I would be gay Same. If you were bisexual, you are. Okay, yeah.
Starting point is 00:46:28 And then I was like about to give up our men And then I ran into a Julian and was like, God, if men are for me like show me a sign And then Julian was my sign, no. I'll be carpet munching to the end of my days. Damn. That's hate. That's tough.
Starting point is 00:46:42 That's a lot of hate. That's tough to hear. How do you feel? I don't know. Julia, you're awful It's like 2 o'clock on a Thursday What are we doing now? What is this? I'm trying to hang out
Starting point is 00:46:51 If I fucked you, I'd be gay now Wait, what? How's lunch? How was lunch? Jesus. I had another ex in college That went to a girl after me And that was like before bisexual shit
Starting point is 00:47:04 Was like pop in the way It wasn't trendy That threw me for a little bit of a loop Yeah I didn't know how to feel I still know how to feel about the girl That's now married to a woman I didn't see the signs
Starting point is 00:47:15 and bisexual shit was kind of popping by then and she never said anything so yeah I was a little confused getting hit on as a heterosexual man by another man is definitely one of the most awkward things ever to happen
Starting point is 00:47:31 how do you handle that mom I feel like you would be smooth like you'd still be charming I remember I would still be charming I would still be charming I'm sorry I agree with her so you will hug
Starting point is 00:47:40 all right cool yeah it happened to me me one time I was walking, I was down, I was in the city somewhere and I'm walking the street. And like, I'm going this way and a group of people was coming this way, like crossing the street. And some guy like basically like cat called me or some shit. Yeah. And I turned, I looked at him. I was like, I stopped walking. I was like, you know that, that's why I laughed at that under live shit with the dude went on the, he didn't know he was
Starting point is 00:48:03 going on the date with the dude that kept asking him and go have some drinks with him. Oh, yeah. He said, bro, I will unalive you. Like, when I stopped walking and I looked at home me, that was a look I gave him like, like, fan, we not. We're not going to do this in the middle of Manhattan. Like, don't do that. Don't do that. But in a weird way, it's like,
Starting point is 00:48:21 I guess a gay nigga thinks I'm attractive. Like, okay, you can't be mad at that. You was flowing like, oh, that look good. But it's disrespectful because it's like, yo, like, but I'm not gay. Well, how would he know that you're not gay? That's why you don't cat call another man. Like, well, then how would they ever find anyone?
Starting point is 00:48:37 I don't know how they find other gay niggas. Go to the same bars and clubs, the niggas be out. Pat calling's okay if gay men do it, but straightman can? No. I don't think anyone should cat call. I mean, cat calling is, I actually am one of those people
Starting point is 00:48:48 who don't think that cat calling is that bad because it's up to me to respond or not. Don't harass me when I don't respond. See how it can make people feel scared though. If you buy yourself and this fucking four dudes chilling cat calling? Oh yeah, no, of course, of course. But what kind of cat calling though?
Starting point is 00:49:03 Yes, another thing. Because I've seen some dudes OD before. I've seen terrible. And it's like your family. Y'all can't think that that's going to work. When I was living in Brooklyn, it was bad. You guys never been like not, I don't know, on this call, I guess it's assault, but like physically assaulted like in a flirtatious way from a guy, from a gay guy.
Starting point is 00:49:22 Hell no. Like they grab your ass or like give you a nut grab. I would not be sitting here talking to you if a man grab my ass and grab my ass. I don't like when women do it. I'm talking about like at, if you go out, I'm not talking about like I'm in the like walking around Manhattan and some guy across the street grabs my dick and scurries away. Like, I mean, like, at a club or at a function, and it's like packed. Like, you're kind of, you know, face to face of people.
Starting point is 00:49:46 You're with your friends, girls, whatever, everyone's around. And you're going, like, say you're going from the dance sort of the bar and you're shuffling and you're, like, doing the, like, side scoot. And you just feel like your ass get pommed. And you, like, turn around. And I'm like, well, that wasn't my home girl. And then you look up and there's some dude. And it was like, I'm like, fend, nah.
Starting point is 00:50:01 Like, I do like that, nah, we're not doing that. Oh, so you wait. That's happened to me a few times. Somebody grabbed your ass? Homeboy gave you a wedgy in the club and you just... Not a wedgie. See, why you gotta say wedgy? No.
Starting point is 00:50:11 Palm that ass? No. He palmed his ass and smelled his hand? Probably. I'm sorry. Sorry, Julian. No, but anyway, that's happening. He said, oh, he's an old spice guy.
Starting point is 00:50:23 Grabbed you right at the cuff? He stiffed your seat. I would have aired that whole motherfucking spot out. That's never been having. You've never been, like, touched or anything? Hell no. Just by women and I found that uncomfortable. I always just like, I'm just like, I'm just like, fan.
Starting point is 00:50:36 I'm like, that's not just... I would hit a guy if he did that. I'll say, I'll give him the warning. I was like, no, there's no warning, man. If you gesture or do it again, I said, I said, I'm not here. If a man palm my ass, well, Julian, I'm not. I said no, no, no, because that would look bad.
Starting point is 00:50:53 If I just turn around to snuff a guy, he's a fucking gay guy. It's like, oh, that's a gay guy. No, because that's a soul. I'm a woman, and if a man grabs my ass or grabs a part of me, once somebody touches you, you have free reigns to do whatever you want, I've, like, done like a shot. I don't know. I just never, like, got groped.
Starting point is 00:51:09 First of all, this isn't happening, like, all the fucking time. I'm about to say, you sound like you go to every Thursday. What bar are you those? Yeah. They know you and it. I think it's okay in there. It's weird. It's a bar that I keep to get.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Steel rod. That's the name of the bar. This nigga going to a spot name. Yo, Ro, he hanging out of the spot name, Steel Rod. And he's wondering why niggas is grabbing his ass. You had the steel rod. You had the steel rod. You can't fucking talk.
Starting point is 00:51:36 Yeah. That's what they're doing here. They don't pat you down. They smack your ass. The steel rod and you wonder why they grab me your buns, nigger. You're in the steel rod. That's part of saying hello in there. The steel rod.
Starting point is 00:51:51 So you asked for a drink. What'd you drink in? You thought she was the bartender. Yo, another round. He grabbed your ass. Yo, the steel rod is a nasty place to be in. Are you kidding me? The steel rod.
Starting point is 00:52:07 No way. Every Thursday. Yo, any of my homies somebody, we're going to the Steel Rod, not me. We got to go to a more feminine name place.
Starting point is 00:52:14 I was just for all you homophobic. That was a joke. That place doesn't exist. That was for last. Oh, man. Okay. Although I seem to have fallen
Starting point is 00:52:22 into this routine of hosting at the spot called the Dingling, which probably doesn't look much better on paper. No. But it's a little better. Hosting at a spot
Starting point is 00:52:28 called the dingling. I'm there. I had Damaris lit there. What was that? Two weekends? That's worse than the Steel Rod. Dingling? I'm hosting there tonight.
Starting point is 00:52:36 Yeah, It's classic in the dingling. At least at the steel rod, you are. All right. See, don't do that. They're ready to go? Because dingling exists. Diggling is the pre-game.
Starting point is 00:52:45 The dingling is the pregame. Yeah, that's the pre-game spot. The dingling. Still ride is when you ready to go home. You don't want to be caught on dingaling when it's ready to go. Hosting at the dingaling. Yo, that is crazy tonight. Anyways, with all that said, we can show.
Starting point is 00:53:02 How many bodies is it if your girl poses on party next door's album cover? I don't know. But I know that girl right there. I want to fuck her. That's 10 bodies right there. Do you think Pige did that graphic on her bag? No. No, Pige would do much better.
Starting point is 00:53:16 My only issue... He would have inserted himself inside her on the fucking cover. But opening her walls like, it's Pige. Hmm. Who is that, Mall? My only issue with this album cover that for some reason caused the timeline to go into disarray is that it's a bad Photoshop job with the tattoo. Yeah, it's pretty bad.
Starting point is 00:53:35 But other than that, why was everyone so upset about this cover? I think it's a great album cover. People who were saying, oh my God, they were calling him like super horny and this. And I'm like, it's really not that bad of an album cover. I love the stretch marks. I love everything about this. Yeah, that's a woman right there. Stretch marks are so underrated.
Starting point is 00:53:52 I love stretch marks. Why do women always try to get rid of them? Same way to try to get rid of us. They don't know what's good for him. Exactly. God. Steel rods. But yes, for some reason, Party Next Door 4 album cover had the timeline, very upset.
Starting point is 00:54:08 of him. I don't really get it. But this girl's baby father clearly took to the internet because you can't keep anything to your fucking self. Her baby father took to the internet? Yes, and went on a whole rant that he found out. Is that really her baby father though? Because sometimes dudes that do that just to go viral and it's not even... Yeah. And I went to double check. I think it is her baby father. It seemed pretty legit. So he's upset about this? He's upset about it. They're not together, but he's upset about it. Also wasn't aware that she had like a only fan because, you know, the internet found this girl immediately. But what is he upset about?
Starting point is 00:54:41 You can't see her crack. You can't see, like, anything. I mean, if you have kids, I feel like that might be a discussion you want to have with your partner. Yeah, but we wouldn't even know who that is if he didn't say nothing. He would have just shut the fuck up. Everybody's going to, it's, nah, these days. You think the kids are going to see parties? That party comes like, that's mom?
Starting point is 00:54:57 I think somebody 15 years from now when they're trying to make fun of one of their kids, this will be something that'll be easy to find. Yeah, but nobody would know that that that's whoever, it is. And even if the internet say that they found her, unless she confirms, you don't know if that's me or not. All right, you guys are making sense in that regard. I'm saying the internet found her and he found out and didn't even know she had an only fans, didn't know like, she's an ex-stripper. He was like, I knew that. Who party or the baby farmer? No, I don't think party's an ex-stripper. Oh, no. He's not just found out going crazy. Who did you, who you
Starting point is 00:55:29 found out, who you saying found out the baby father found out that found out that his girl has the only fans, like, once the internet found this girl. He was privy to a bunch of info about her. He didn't even know. Are they together? No. Oh, so then ain't your business having only fans. I agree there.
Starting point is 00:55:43 But I don't, like, you're not going to want your person you're co-parenting with to let you know that she might be half-ass naked on an album cover. Well, if you're the type of nigger to get on the internet and tweet about it,
Starting point is 00:55:58 then no, I'm not going to tell you any of my fucking business. Yeah, that's what you love that. So you, I can only imagine. And they're not together. I would never go to the internet with the shit, but I would like to know if someone I was co-parenting.
Starting point is 00:56:07 But they're not together. No. So she didn't have to tell them that. They got kids. So what that mean? I don't know, Ma. If someone you were serious with, if my baby mother
Starting point is 00:56:17 posed for a album cover? Yeah. I wouldn't give a fuck. But she wasn't, all right. It's not my, we're not together. So I'm gonna be mad if she actually,
Starting point is 00:56:27 she gets in a relationship, I'm gonna be tight. Well, it's not a relationship. No, she's not in a relationship, but I'm just, right, but what I'm saying, I mean,
Starting point is 00:56:34 I'm sure he took that photo from his iPhone and was, like this would be a great album cover. Yeah. I'm sure she was there. You know what he was doing in that moment. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:56:42 We've all taken very similar photos to that. Absolutely. Tusha. But I don't care about that. If that's not my, if we're not together, we got a kid. As long as, like I said,
Starting point is 00:56:50 nobody would know who that girl is if he didn't jump out there and say anything. Wouldn't nobody. I'm saying we could all speculate what that is. The girl and then he reacted to the internet finding out who it was. Oh, the internet found the real girl?
Starting point is 00:57:02 First, yeah. Okay. And then he was like, oh, fuck, that's my baby mother. And decide to get in. Hey, guys, everybody. Hey, I agree.
Starting point is 00:57:09 That was corny. He shouldn't have done any of that. But I can see him being upset. Like, damn, I wish I would have known. Julia, find a real girl? I'm trying to find her name. You guys could help. I forgot what it was.
Starting point is 00:57:22 I don't even think it was anyone that was like particularly known or whatever. Regular pretty Instagram girl. Yeah. Okay. Demar, you knew who I thought it was when I first saw it. You thought that was some of your work? I was a little nervous. Oh.
Starting point is 00:57:37 She's been in too many OVO videos lately. I got a little scared. I was party too? Keep bringing her up. Why are you scared? Yo, be a scared. Yeah, well, girls used to be scared. I know, but I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:57:51 Be it scared that a girl used to fuck with it's in like rappers videos is hilarious. She's already been in plenty. That's fucking hilarious. Great album cover. I just hope the music is on part, which I think it will be. I mean, this is party. Looks like it's going to be toxic based off. the cover.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah. I love the cover. Very excited. Do y'all think that party sound might have, and this isn't my opinion, this is a question, that party sound might have aged out. Like if he comes out sound and like how he used to, do you think that people might be not tired of that sound, but it might be over? No, what I think is, no, what I think is fucked up is so many people copied his sound, his sound now sounds tired. Like, it's too many people that have done their best impression of party next door.
Starting point is 00:58:35 sonically voice wise writing content everything like a lot of these kids now are party's kids for sure so the only part to your question i think that could backfire on them is people are sick of the sound that party created because so many people copied it i don't think there's people like party's just going to be himself and that's his sound so right but i don't think people are sick of the sound i think people are sick of the sound not coming from party that's fair i think that's what it is when it's coming from party. I mean, if you, any of the P&Ds that P&D 2 is probably the party mobile is incredible.
Starting point is 00:59:10 Yeah, like, P&D2 to me is probably the one that's like the best out of all of them. It's just, I guess, the bad part of being innovative. Like when party came out, he didn't sound like anybody else. That's why we love party. That was a whole new sound. Oh, no, he birthed the whole way. And now so, like, damn near everybody that's trying to sing has some part of party
Starting point is 00:59:32 in their catalog so I could be like I'm just so sick of hearing this sound now because everyone else ran it into the ground I just want to hear it from the originator
Starting point is 00:59:41 I want to hear it from the originator anytime party is putting out a project song anything I'm one of those guys that I just his pen and his sound to me is just like
Starting point is 00:59:51 always a vibe so I'm fucking with it yeah I found her Instagram page her page is Mammy next door which
Starting point is 01:00:00 we're gonna say mommy Oh, well, it's two A's. My, not, ma'am will be two M's, baby. Oh, yeah. You're on my reading level now. Damn, Roy got me. Call me, it's crazy. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:00:15 Maybe she's grandma. Maybe. She looks like grandma. Yeah. All right, now I see why her baby father really fell away. I didn't go to her actual page. I just saw her. Also, making your handle next door.
Starting point is 01:00:25 Come on. Now I get it. That's a lot. She must have changed that when the album covers. Yeah, she definitely did. Ain't no fucking way her name was, is Mammy next to her. Mommy. I don't like it's Mammy now. Calling her
Starting point is 01:00:38 Mammy. That shit ain't, no, mommy. Please. Oh, is there a bad thing there? Yes. Oh, her son is, I didn't know. My daughter. I thought Mammy was like grandma or some shit. And Jamami. Yeah. There you go. Same thing. Her kid is very cute. Yeah, see, that's, see, that's where my, come on. You got to consult with me. If you're going to put your ass. It's just be mad that a girl moved on, man. Just let that girl go live her life.
Starting point is 01:01:04 life, man. If I'm already, and again, I don't know if she's a stripper. We're going off what her baby father said. She's a model. There you go. All right. So she modeled without clothes on, and I met her that way. Her relationship broke up, had kids, whatever.
Starting point is 01:01:18 I'm already fine with her body being exposed to the world. But on an album cover, I think it's just a little different. Wait, how did her father not know she had only fans when it's in her bio? I think like her IG name, things changed when that album cover came out. True. Oh, I think he's just stupid And that's why she's not with him no more That could be it as well
Starting point is 01:01:37 Sometimes dudes are stupid Or what if he did just move on It wasn't a privy to tell this Yeah, but like I said We wouldn't know who that girl was If he didn't jump out there and say something Like, all right, that's your baby mother We didn't know that
Starting point is 01:01:48 Staying on music Metro Booman Came out and said that his phone was hacked This might be the first My phone was hacked That I actually kind of believe Oh Does that make me pussy?
Starting point is 01:02:07 When was the phone hack, though? The day the album came out. According to Metro, he said, you. The day the album came out, there was a bunch of tweets. I didn't see these, quote, unquote, corny tweets, but Metro's like not in my algorithms. I don't follow him, so I don't get all his tweets. On Twitter? On Twitter, yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:21 I follow him on Twitter. I didn't see, but then again, I don't really be reading much on Twitter. So I'm not sure what those corny tweets were, quote, unquote. He said he went back and deleted them. But then when he said, when he said, on to prove, which, all right, even if his phone wasn't hacked, I appreciated that he at least tried to make us believe it was hacked instead of rappers that just tweet crazy things and then go, yo, my phone was hacked and then move on with their lives. He showed us that a Toronto number
Starting point is 01:02:49 had called him like a hundred times the day before the album or the day of the album. A bunch of different 416s. He had to put his phone on airplane mode. Then he started getting emails from like some of his like fashion reps I guess people from Valenciaga I think it was from Louis Vuitton that was like hey just double checking on all this shit you ordered he was like what are you talking about and then they sent him screenshots of his text messages where he was hitting up people at Balenciaga for Chanel bags which is hilarious and they were sending everything to Houston okay he sent photos of like some crazy ass boots he was like you think I'm buying these boots.
Starting point is 01:03:32 I actually believe his phone was maybe hacked. Okay, but what about this tweet? Because he said this was one of the tweets that was not his, that he's now claiming was not sent by him. And this was from December 2nd when her loss was getting the all. I remember. I don't think he was referring to this tweet being. But this is one of the ones he has since deleted and said this was caught up in that.
Starting point is 01:03:52 He deleted this before this happened. This was last year. I'm about to say this wasn't no. That wasn't old. That's old. That's old. Again, yeah, I don't know what those. those tweets were that were so crazy. Yeah, I didn't see them.
Starting point is 01:04:04 I don't know exactly what tweets he's referring to. But I mean, it's not impossible that he was hacked. I mean, people get accounts get hacked all the time. Are we not going to pretend like Drake didn't have all those bots attacking you anytime you tweeted push a T's name for a long time? Drake has gotten on his IP like gangster shit. That's how to rap is beef now? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Send a whole bunch of bots. to your mentions. I mean, half of why Drake killed Meek was based off memes. Even at the OVOFest, his entire creative set was him just playing the memes. I mean, I think that's part of it now, obviously because everybody's on social media. So there has to be a way where you can kind of like disrupt somebody that you're beefing and would disrupt their algorithm and their page a little bit. As a country, we're not like worried about nuclear war the same way we are as cyber war right now.
Starting point is 01:04:58 Right. Of course this is happening within hip hop So yeah, I think there's a world the same way Drake did it With push to some degree That if he's an issue with Metro Someone is trying to hack your eye cloud If someone keeps trying to hack my eye cloud I'm sure Metro Boomin's eye cloud is being hacked
Starting point is 01:05:14 But see here's the whack part about this Not saying it's not true He wasn't hacked and these old Toronto numbers But there is a pretty good chance that Drake had nothing to do with that These are just super fans doing shit Oh for sure And that's a lot of times where it's fucked up on the artist because it falls on the artist like, oh, you had somebody hack me or you sent a bunch of box into my, you know, and it's like, no, I just have fans that some of them are tech savvy and this is what they do for a living.
Starting point is 01:05:43 And they decided to fucking run down on your page and disrupt your whole flow. Like, but the artist gets blamed for that. Yes. When a lot of times it's just people in my fan base are tech savvy nerds that are capable of doing this tech. Well, here's my pushback. I'll say fine. he was hacked. Then he tweeted this. And he tweeted this. What I look like subbing a savage and we were on this phone
Starting point is 01:06:05 for an hour or two days ago. I'm assuming he's referring to Drake. No, I think he's so about 21 Savage. What I looked like subbing Savage. I thought he meant a Savage like a Savage like Drake. No. Okay. But there's still, aren't there a subject? Never mind. How do you think Drake? Yeah, that's crazy.
Starting point is 01:06:23 I don't know. You saw a leak. Stay out of the steel rod, my friend. Once Drake to palm that ass. Yeah, you gotta stay out of the skill. But even, I mean, I guess, I guess. I don't know. It's definitely about 21 Savage. Yeah, no, no, this is.
Starting point is 01:06:38 Yeah, I misread that. But were there subs on 21 on this album? No. No, but I guess maybe there was tweets. The tweets is what he's referring to. Subs are 21. No. Sub in 21.
Starting point is 01:06:49 Him and 21, they fuck with each other. Albums together. Tits probably have to be between Future and everybody is. Metro and 21 the only ones that are like in the middle on a lot of shit. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:07:04 But yeah, this was funny. Yeah, it's funny. Fuck it, man. People, your fan bases and fucking up your, your algorithms and your page.
Starting point is 01:07:12 Listen, it's part of the game, man, it's part of the sport. I would just be tight that like someone ordered those boots. Yeah,
Starting point is 01:07:17 just don't send a bunch of that bullshit to my house. That's where I, it'll be like, all right, this is offline now. Like, now I got bullshit-ass boots
Starting point is 01:07:26 and Valenciaaga hoodie showing up to my crib that I didn't order. Like that's when it's... Look at those boots, man. Yeah, like, not. Not wearing those. But also, can you think of, like, the guy that's tech savvy that would be ordering those boots?
Starting point is 01:07:39 Like the hacker? That's what the hacker's wearing in Houston? They probably just went on the website. It was like, order everything. One of everything. Send it to his house. I mean, yeah, that's how you know it's definitely a hacker. No taste.
Starting point is 01:07:49 They're just there to grab some shit. Have you guys been hacked? What's the most expensive thing I can find on your bet? Hacked? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I've been hacked before.
Starting point is 01:07:58 I've definitely been hacked. But not really hacked. Like, it's what we used to call hack. You put your phone down, your phone isn't locked. Oh, I've been like legit had my ICloud hacked before. Oh, no, you know. See, I don't have I cloud. You don't have I cloud?
Starting point is 01:08:11 Yes, you do. You have an iPhone. I never understood that. You have an I cloud. No, you don't. So you save everything's to your actual hard drive of the phone? Yeah. So when you download apps, they just, they don't ask you for your I cloud information?
Starting point is 01:08:28 to download that. You have to be on. Like your Apple ID, I think, is just connected to an I cloud no matter what. Like, they force you to the I cloud. Yeah. I'm going to get a fucking flip phone. I'm with you. That's where I'm at.
Starting point is 01:08:42 Except when you really need to text someone, I don't know how good at T9 I really would be. No, I mean, it's different now because it's still touchscreen on the flip phones. Oh, I guess that's true. You're saying the new flip. I thought it's a while like just the old joint. No, those don't. You can't get that. Those don't connect to the world?
Starting point is 01:08:56 No, man. they probably still hurt every every spy show I see on let me let me let me tell me when you connect to somebody's phone okay that shit don't work every war movie I see
Starting point is 01:09:08 whenever they're like in the Iraqi town all the Iraqi guys have old jeeps in the flip phone it's got to connect to some satellite well that's a satellite Saddam's satellite that he still has
Starting point is 01:09:19 I'm just talking about a regular like boost mobile that ain't connecting the shit it's over I mean but then I guess what's the point of a flip phone if they do have the touchscreen. Might as well just get an iPhone then. I would like the flip phone because you can't text me.
Starting point is 01:09:32 Like, you just have to call and I can just leave it. What are the new Blackberries looking like? Like, what's the latest Blackberry? Because I've been saying I want a Blackberry for a while. And I don't know what the latest looks like iPhones. If you find my Blackberry with the side scroll soda, that's it? That's it?
Starting point is 01:09:48 Yeah, I know. You know. Oh, yeah, no. You know, I'm cool. Yeah, it's just the iPhone. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool. iPhone with green text messages. With a keypad.
Starting point is 01:09:59 Every year, like, there's really a Samsung community. Like, real ass, but their phones take such beautiful pictures, but it doesn't matter because when we look at them on our iPhone, they look like shit. Oh, so the resolution doesn't even convert to iPhone? No. No, they take beautiful, beautiful pictures, but it just doesn't. Well, that's because Samsung, they started with cameras before they have phones. So, I mean, of course, their cameras are going to be amazing.
Starting point is 01:10:23 Video, too. iPhones are stuck. That's such a petty thing. And such a genius thing. Great marketing. To make the bubbles go green and not like a cool green, a green that looks disgusting to our eyes. Like a vomit green. Like we don't want to text this person.
Starting point is 01:10:38 And then we can't even convert the Samsung Galaxy images to our phones. That's fucking hilarious. Yeah. We don't want that shit over here. We can look at them. It just doesn't look like it looks like the resolution is shitty. Yeah. It's so bad.
Starting point is 01:10:51 That's hilarious. Well, a few more topics before we get to voice. mails G-DEP free. Welcome home G-Dep. Why did they let him go? Why did they let him go? Yeah. Why did they let him out of jail?
Starting point is 01:11:05 Yeah. His prison time was over? No. He had 15 to life. He had like one of those compassionate president. You know what to life means? To life. It's the max.
Starting point is 01:11:17 All right. So I mean, they did 13. So they gave him the minimum. I mean, I guess. I think it was noble what he did. Mm-hmm. Noble. But like,
Starting point is 01:11:27 I don't know. I mean, you still murdered somebody. It wasn't like premeditated murder. I'm not saying he should have gotten life, but 13 years, yeah. I mean, his conscience is clear. He made the right decision. He was released under the prison's limited credit time allowance program, which allows eligible inmates a six-month credit on their existing sentences.
Starting point is 01:11:47 Mm-hmm. I mean, six-month isn't... I mean, yeah, so he still did his, yeah. I guess he still did his time. Yeah, his time served. I mean, he'd probably be on... probation for a few months. Listen, man, if I find out years, years down the line that a robbery I did ended up with
Starting point is 01:12:06 somebody dead, I don't know if I would have turned myself in. I commend him for that. I don't know if I commend him for that, but, I mean, I kill somebody and nobody found out it was me. No, I commend him for turning himself in. I don't know. If I accidentally murdered somebody and didn't even realize it for years and then found out later, like, damn, that dude died, like 15 years later, I don't know if I'm,
Starting point is 01:12:27 I'm running to the precinct to turn myself in. I'm definitely not running to the precinct to turn myself. I'm not going to help y'all do your job. Because essentially the detectives didn't do their job. They didn't solve the case. I'm not going to solve it for you. But I mean, I guess it's fucked up because it was like a civilian and like. I get it, man.
Starting point is 01:12:43 But listen, bro. I think that guy had kids too. Like I could see why, especially since GDEP changed his life, it was eating him. It was eating away at him. Yeah, his moral compass was, you know, fucking with him. And I understand that. But it's going to be hard for me to be like, hey, you know, that thing that y'all can't solve, it was me.
Starting point is 01:13:00 Well, TMZ is saying that after 15, 13 years, do you think his family found peace? Because G-Dep did 13 years? No. At all. That doesn't help. They're saying his rap career stalled, and after his wife claimed he fell into a drug-induced stupor,
Starting point is 01:13:14 and that led to him walking into a police precinct in 2010 and confessing. That was the defense. I remember that was what they were trying to say, that he was high when he walked in, and he had nothing to do with it or whatever. but I mean Have you guys Listen to G Depp's music
Starting point is 01:13:29 Outside of the hits He has one of the best albums on Bad Boy Oh that first album is crazy Without a doubt One of the most depressing records I've ever heard in my life What was it? Every day
Starting point is 01:13:40 I'm terrible with time He's been talking about His drug addiction for years It wasn't He wasn't just Harlem shaking Is what I'm saying GDF has a lot of layers To me that album is a classic
Starting point is 01:13:53 It's a really really good album Yeah it's like do Steyevsky's crime and punishment there's some nerds out there that'll get that reference I didn't get it at all yeah what do you say I have those Seki's most interesting man in the world G-depth is what he was trying to say do Saki it's a Russian it's a long it's a novel
Starting point is 01:14:12 it's a Russian book about a gentleman kill it's crime and punishment the man kills someone in like the first four pages of the book and the whole book is him living with that guilt and it eats him up and you're just it's the psychol it's the psyche and unraveling of someone that can't live with their, you know, mistake and guilt. I like that way of explaining it better than just drop the title.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Just naming the book. Well, it's a very well-known book. Obviously not. It's just no Harry Potter. Not bad. It's no Harry Potter. Most famous book is. There's literally no Harry.
Starting point is 01:14:48 There is nothing like Harry Potter. No Harry Potter. Angel Reese, press conference. We watch the game as a family in the group chat. at. Well, shout out to Iowa. Congrats to Iowa. Congrats to Yukon, advancing to the final four.
Starting point is 01:15:10 LSU had a great year. Shout out to Angel Reese. She had a great year. I don't think she'll come back for her senior year. I think she's done. She announced, yeah. She announced. She's going to league, yeah. Okay. So, yeah, she's a great college career, already making a lot of money.
Starting point is 01:15:25 Was it a charge? No. Bad call. That was a bad call. I thought it was a bad call, too. And there was some momentum. I'm not saying Iowa wasn't kicking their ass for like second half of that game. Yeah. But there was some moment.
Starting point is 01:15:36 There was so, there was like a bit of a momentum shift. Even if it wasn't. That's just the, it was the wrong call. I don't care if it was momentum or not. That was the wrong call. That wasn't, that wasn't offensive foul. It was a bad call. But shout out to LSU.
Starting point is 01:15:47 Shout to Angel Reese. I think she's going to go on and be a star in the WMBA. Has a bright, bright future ahead of her. And her press conference was a lot of people talking about it because, you know, she started talking about things and things she has been dealing with since winning the national championship she says she hasn't been happy which is crazy to hear athletes say that um but a lot of things have changed people have you know challenged her on a lot of things and have you know kind of written her as this you know girl that has this bad attitude and you know all of these
Starting point is 01:16:20 other things that they like to place on black women any confident woman um any woman that has confidence in what she's doing or has a you know kind of an edge to what she's doing. But at the end of the day, just as an athlete, as somebody that has elevated women's college basketball, I think she did a great job at LSU. And, you know, she's going to be one of those pros that we hear about for a while. So shout out to Angel Reese. I saw everyone saying, how could you be upset saying you're the villain when you may just the villain. I don't really remember when Angel Reese made herself the villain. That was the
Starting point is 01:17:00 biggest reply to that entire thing. Don't cry now. You made yourself the villain. Don't be mad when people make you out to be what she were trying to be. Yeah, but that's again, that's people just getting it wrong. Anytime male or female, because we've seen it happen to men too, but more so when a woman plays a sport and she has an edge and some type of attitude to her and put that on top of the fact that she's a black woman. You know, people find a way to kind of villainize this person and know she's a bad person. She has a bad attitude. She has to work on her attitude.
Starting point is 01:17:32 She has to, no, she doesn't. She has to go out there and keep playing and doing exactly what she's been doing, dominate whenever she steps on the floor and put her team in the best position to win. And she's done that in her career, LSU. So, you know, all of that other shit is just noise. It's a distraction. It's something to take away from the first. fact that she dominated. Even that game, I think she's finished with 17 points, 20 rebounds,
Starting point is 01:17:54 something crazy. Like, she had a great game. And I think that's what matters most. All of the other shit that, you know, blogs and, and, you know, news media outlets are going to write. That's just distraction. Angel Reese has had an amazing, amazing college career. And again, she lifted the platform of women's college basketball to a new level. So shout out to her. How do you defend Caitlin Clark. How do you defend her? My girl, Paige got it. I think the best way, I think the best way to defend a player like Caitlin Clark is
Starting point is 01:18:30 Fowler. Shooter. No. Try to enter her. You have to be. Suplex her at her. You have to go at her on the other end. You have to make her work defensively.
Starting point is 01:18:39 I think that's the only way. Yeah, that's the only way you, just like with a, with a Steph Curry. Like, you're not going to stop them from shooting and getting open shots and scoring the ball. but when you make them work on the defensive end, it kind of wears their legs down a little bit. They may pick up some files and have to get pulled out of the game. Halen's good at defense.
Starting point is 01:18:58 No, she is, but that's what I'm saying. You have to go at her. You're not going to stop her. Haley was Gardner, but at one point, she was just like, what do you want me to do? Haley, she's not tall enough. She's five, seven. She's not big enough.
Starting point is 01:19:10 She's five and she's not big enough. She's not going to shoot over her. Again, but if you go at Katelyn on the other end and make her work, and then she pick up a file, two quick file. and she has to go sit. That kind of changes the trajectory of the game a lot. But that's the only way. Kaelin Clark is a once-in-a-generation type of athlete.
Starting point is 01:19:28 You're not going to stop her. She's going to get a shot. She's going to score. But I think the way that Yukon can kind of like offset that is Paige is going to have to go right at it. I'm taking Yukon. I need Yukon to get on. I think Iowa wins it all. I had USC winning shout out to Julie.
Starting point is 01:19:44 Really? You're going to take Iowa over South Carolina? Yeah. Yeah, I'm going Iowa. All right. I'm going Iowa. Shout out to USC though. Shout out to Juju.
Starting point is 01:19:53 Had a great year as a freshman. Again, another athlete that has lifted women's college basketball. She's only a freshman. I didn't know that. Yeah, she's a freshman. They got to get her to ball more, though, man. I know it sounds crazy because she gets the ball and she scores a lot. But like that game I was looking at it, like, down the stretch.
Starting point is 01:20:12 She was supposed to get the ball every single time. Yeah, and I think she may be not a nervous thing by any means because she doesn't showing any signs of that. But I think she's still like, she's, maybe it's like that level of like, okay, I'm still in laymost terms. Like, I'm a freshman. Let me facilitate. Even though it's like the biggest stage. And at that point, it doesn't matter. I think sophomore you're going into it. Like, it's her, like, she proved it. This was her like, here's my claim year. Yeah. Get the fuck out my way.
Starting point is 01:20:37 She's gonna, she's, I mean, to do what she did as a freshman is crazy. She average second most points of game, yeah. Like, she's, she's an amazing, amazing player. I think, I think just the fact that the team was, you know, a little young, their stars are freshmen. I just think the inexperience on that, you know, I think a lot of those things played into it. But they played a good game, but they just, you know, Yukon, they got, they got that six play on the sideline, Gino, man.
Starting point is 01:21:04 It's hard to beat him. He's going to make adjustments. He's going, you know, figure it out. And I think that's ultimately what it came down to, was that Yukon was just better prepared, better coached. But yeah, shout out to all these girls. man I think I think what they're doing is dope bro like I haven't paid attention to women's college
Starting point is 01:21:21 basketball this much in a long time it's been a minute yeah like in a very long time so the fact that these players are you know having these exciting games and doing the things that they're doing um it's been it's been fun to watch so shout out to all of these all of these women this Yukon Iowa game is gonna be tonight right no uh Friday
Starting point is 01:21:40 well tonight yeah if you're listening but um as a connoisseur of the whites how do you feel about haley Heyley's pretty A little too spicy for you or? No, no, she's like the you of white women Because she got her hair braided and hung out with angels She hangs out with only blacks You know
Starting point is 01:21:56 Twerking in the locker room Haley's dope She's gonna have a great career too Yeah, the cool You're seeing all this new stuff that's coming out now about like Caitlin always of course like most women did at that point Wanted to go to Yukon But she never got recruited
Starting point is 01:22:09 Yeah So this is like you know this was a big This game has like so much The storyline this is so much better than the men's tournament I'm very excited for it tomorrow. There's a real chance that the UConn women and men's team can win it this year. The men are definitely a favorite. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:25 I think UConn is now that they made it to the – because I thought U.S.C. was going to beat them. But now that they made it to the final four, I mean, I could see them – they have a shot. Again, Gino on the sideline, bro, UConn women's team is going to always have a shot. As long as he's coaching – as long as a man is in charge, right? Well, I mean, I didn't want to say it like that. But, you know, as long as a man is at the... At the helm.
Starting point is 01:22:49 As long as he's controlling that ship, man, you know, they're going to be all right. Are you guys going to follow players like Caitlin and Angel into the WMBA? Absolutely. Yeah. I want to see what they do at that next level for sure. Definitely. I mean, Caitlin, you know, I think what she's going to be able to go and doing a WMBA is, again, the way she's elevated women's college basketball.
Starting point is 01:23:11 I think she's going to elevate the WMBA to another level as well. You have those players that, you know, they just have that following and they have that, they have the game to match it though. Like a lot of women, you know, a lot of players have a following, but sometimes it's like, yeah, it didn't translate. Caitlin Clark's game is going to translate to the next level, like almost right away. That's what's so great about how much attention has been on this tournament and last year's tournament.
Starting point is 01:23:35 People are going to continue to follow them into the league and it'll be better for the WMBA. Yeah. Because I'm definitely not missing Angel Reese or Caitlin. Clark game in the league. But wouldn't you want to watch that? And I was wrong about the Big Three. It does. The Big Three is during WNDA season.
Starting point is 01:23:54 Yeah. So that's why I was like... Take that five-known. Some conflict. Like, yeah, like, if you're going to take it or not. Eight games. Yeah, it's only like a few games. I think it's like a month or something like that.
Starting point is 01:24:03 What are the rules with... 10 games. With WMBA, if like, I don't get drafted, could I not sign with a team halfway through the season? No, you got to fulfill all of your WMBA duty. and then you can go, you're free to go sign with another team
Starting point is 01:24:17 for the offseason. Okay. Yeah, so they can't have a free agent just come in halfway through? Mm-mm. Damn. Kaling can't, like, defer the draft, do the big three and then come in.
Starting point is 01:24:28 I don't think so. I'm taking that five million. Yeah, for real. A games with Ice Cube? Taking that five. I'll see y'all in a month. But I mean, if you're passionate about women's basketball, why not go into the WMBA,
Starting point is 01:24:43 get your endorsement? She can make that money off endorsements. Oh, she's definitely going to make sure. We are joking around. The better move is to be drafted number one WMBA, get your endorsements, first game, wherever you get drafted to, for sure. She's going to make way more than $5 million.
Starting point is 01:24:58 But that just, it just says something about her talent that Ice Cube was like, you know, I'll give you five mil for eight games. Yeah. That's crazy. Indiana holds that number one pick, by the way, so she looks like she's staying in the Midwest. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:11 She gives Indiana vibe. She's a, but that's who she's, She is. Like, she doesn't need to be in a, like a, she's from Iowa. Like, this is her. The story. She doesn't need to be like in a big market like New York or L.A. or, you know, she definitely don't need to be in Vegas. So it's like, you know, just that's, that fits her. It'd be great to have. But do the markets, of course the markets matter with the WMBA, but have we seen them really shift anything? The markets? Yeah. Like, I don't know. The sparks and the Liberty are they.
Starting point is 01:25:42 that much better when it comes to income? I went to the Staples Center to watch the Sparks. Like, it wasn't, like it was the way the Staples Center and Garden are sold out, no matter who's playing, how bad the team is, no matter what is going on, that shit is sold out because of the market and the stadium. Is it the same way with the WMBA? I don't think it's the same, but I do think that it's on their level, I think that is, because I'm not comparing to,
Starting point is 01:26:12 New York Nick to being sold out to New York Liberty. Like it's not the, or the sparks to the Lakers. You might have a better. But for the WMBA, yeah, they definitely probably have more attendance than any other city. Yeah. You might be better in a smaller market. Oh, I think it's perfect for it. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:26:29 I think it's perfect for it. Well, yeah, because, yeah. There's less to do. Like, you could be the star in Indianapolis. And if you don't go it in right away and win, it's like it's not as magnified because you're in a smaller market. Yeah. You have a couple bad games. You have a couple bad games at the list.
Starting point is 01:26:42 Liberty. Oh, she's a bust. She shouldn't have been in number of picks. Like, yo, she just had three bad games. That's it. Like, there's a whole season left. But, you know. Though, I will say, seeing her go to, like, a Liberty or something would be kind of crazy. Because she'd be playing with Sabrina and Brianna Stewart.
Starting point is 01:26:57 I'm just saying having Caitlin Clark in New York City playing at the garden, like, those tickets are going to go. Had to make up for when the Knicks didn't draft, Steph? If Brunson has one bad game, they'll probably say we should put Caitlin Clark in there. Yeah. That's how those markets work. Shout out to the Knicks, man. Prince Julius Randall, he announced that he had season injury shoulder surgery. Shout to my guy Julius.
Starting point is 01:27:21 I knew for a couple weeks he told me, but I obviously couldn't say that. Yeah, but I saw it was officially out today. So it's announced his official Knicks. He has a probably bad timing. He has a crazy Skechers ad in the train right now. Really? On the subway? Yes.
Starting point is 01:27:36 I saw it on the way here. I was like, all right, man. You doing a jab step? Yeah, it's bad. I was like, who approved this? Yeah, but yeah, the Knicks fans is kind of... It was definitely from this shoot. That wasn't the photo, but it was from this shoot for sure.
Starting point is 01:27:52 Yeah, Nick's fans is kind of... He is not playing Skechers, does he? Yeah. This year, this is his first year. Damn. I mean, they don't make bad quality shoes. I mean, when they give you the bag that they gave them. Oh, yeah, I throw them on.
Starting point is 01:28:08 Oh, no, if he... I'll go hoop in these. Don't trade. How much I pay them? covered the entire A train ads today. Yeah. Definitely going, definitely putting those on
Starting point is 01:28:16 if they're giving you that bad. I think Joel and B. With sketches too. I believe it. Yeah. I mean, Steph did it with Under Armour and they were extremely profitable.
Starting point is 01:28:24 That's tough for the Knicks, man, because this definitely looked like a year that the Knicks was going to probably get to like the conference finals. Oh, yeah,
Starting point is 01:28:29 but this shit is like, yeah. We're not playing well right now to be honest. We lost three in a row, two very close games in our last two that have been embarrassing.
Starting point is 01:28:37 I've been annoyed as shit. I think that if they get Mitchell Robinson is back, Yep, he's playing well. Is OG back? OG's back, right? He missed last game. Jalen played awful last game.
Starting point is 01:28:49 Like, the last game is, if that's where we're going into the playoffs, if that's indicative of what we got. It's just resting. Just getting some rest, that's all. They don't rest. Tibbs is like, bro, play to the 100th minute. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:00 Sit these guys. I see some people on, once Julius announced him that he was out. I see some people saying, you should, Tim shouldn't even had you in the fucking game at that point. The team was up. I'm just like, listen, man, shit happens. But, you know, next year, the Knicks look good, man.
Starting point is 01:29:18 You know, like every year tips get voted by the players, the least of the coach they'd like to play for a least. Probably. But he's at the best results that I'm- That's what I'm about to say. It's hard to say that when his team is winning and he has them in a position that he hasn't been. Like, it's hard to say, you know, he's not like, but it's getting results. So you can't argue with the results. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:29:38 But either way, Knicks will be back next year. Julius will be back, hopefully a healthy season. And I don't know, Knicks fans, Knicks Nation, y'all about a year, two away from conference finals. Y'all? You're not including yourself in that? I want to see the Knicks go to the conference finals. I do. I'm not a Knicks fan.
Starting point is 01:29:56 I'm not a Knicks fan, but. You're a Lakers fan? I'm a Lakers fan. Yeah. You guys are great. We suck. It's okay. It's okay.
Starting point is 01:30:05 Listen, man, we hung a lot of them up already. It's all right, man. Y'all got to hang my hat on that. We got a lot of them hanging in the rafters. It's okay. All right. Voice mails. You've got mail.
Starting point is 01:30:15 Yeah. So remember we asked for a few callbacks and we have a couple that I'm excited to play. Remember the one guy that one gentleman that called in and said his mom had him when she was like 13 or 12? And the dad was just skipping town, whatever the hell he was up to. Yeah, because he was also a child. No, he wasn't. He was like, oh, that's right. He was in his 30s.
Starting point is 01:30:36 Yes. Yes. Yeah. So we got the callback and it's kind of even sicker. Yeah, this one was sick. Yeah. Hey, what's good? This is bro calling back.
Starting point is 01:30:46 I called a couple months ago to give you that story about, you know, my mom was super young when she had me and my dad was older than 18 where he had me and that whole dilemma and shit. So I'm just calling it back to the kid you guys in a little more. So from what I know, my dad used to be a carney. So he used to work for the local fair and shit. So if you know how they get down, it's like, they're like almost on tour. you know what I mean every two three days they're going to a different different city you know they're probably fucking girls
Starting point is 01:31:16 in different cities and shit like that so my dad probably don't even remember getting with my mom and like on the flip side you know your dad doesn't remember you know no one gets pussy like a carney yeah I mean everyone knows guys to watch out for me
Starting point is 01:31:30 they pull up to Tulsa what like he made Carney sound ill as shit I didn't even know that was a big man in the jazz bands. Yeah. Him and the bearded lady. Couldn't keep the pussy off of him.
Starting point is 01:31:44 Yeah. All right. My mom, she was probably just getting into her promiscuity, you know what I mean, and messing around. So she might not even remember who my dad was because she didn't even bring him up
Starting point is 01:31:55 until I was 30 years old. Like I tried to bring him up before, asked questions, and she would just immediately shut it down. So I really don't know. But what I was thinking about doing is I also have, you know, found out about on my dad's side and shit.
Starting point is 01:32:12 So I wanted to reach out to them and talk to them about the situation before I bring it up to him. But I also kind of don't want to rock the boat. You know what I mean? Come into the, you know, his life late, him coming to mine late. They already have a relationship. I don't want to bring it up that my dad did this bad thing and kind of ruined their relationship. So I appreciate the feedback.
Starting point is 01:32:36 It gets cut off there, but. Oh, okay. That's where it's that. All right. Well, good to know that, you know, who his dad was. That's crazy when you were like, yo, my dad might not even remember hooking up with my mom. He said his mom don't remember hooking up with his dad.
Starting point is 01:32:49 That's probably a little more common than you think it is. That's sick. If somebody's on the road all the time, yeah. Collecting bodies. Accepting nut in your vagina from a nigga you don't know is insane. Well, she may not know she was collecting the nut. Like they may just have been having sex and. No, I mean, a carny, you're there for like a week most.
Starting point is 01:33:12 Like, how you know this much about They do know their schedule You know they're routing The Altamon Fair Near where I grew up That's like a thing Is it? The great New York State Fair is in Syracuse
Starting point is 01:33:22 Yeah, but those are there for like a month Yeah, there's a while Back in the day Wasn't there the carnivals that like were there For the night And then they moved on to the next town I don't know about That's what I'm like
Starting point is 01:33:34 Some of those Moving carnival? Yeah Like the carnival moves every like two days That'd be a fun life, no. Getting on a rollercoast at a carnival who is like, sick.
Starting point is 01:33:46 That's the wildest shit. These niggas break this down every night and like put it back together. And look who puts it together. Y'all getting on this shit. But look, that's how you know it's well put together. It'd be the ones that like be up all year around.
Starting point is 01:33:57 That's like, they check those every day. They weld that there to stay there. That's not moving. Like six flags, those are not moving. The carnival that this drunk dude in the back got the wrench and he's just breaking down every night, I'm not trusting that he's going to be
Starting point is 01:34:11 not hung over to. some more and be able to put this shit together right with 16 year old kid with pimples all over the place is the operator yeah and like the only safety thing you do is this yeah seems like it seems good shake it shake it's a little shake test yeah then nah that is sick but even the ferris wheels are crazy i've been on ferris wheels of carnivals that are there for like a few weeks i shouldn't have done that shit i don't fuck around with that i don't get on i play the games at carnivals you know some of the food shit like that you win stuff mom what's your favorite game game at the carnivals. You win stuff. What's my favorite game? I don't know. The, uh, the water shooting game is my
Starting point is 01:34:48 shit. I'm, I'm undefeated. The bottle toss. That's what that's rigged. How? Like the oval red. The softball and the milk. What is that? The softball in the milk, uh, or the can? Oh, yeah. Yeah. That's rigged. Well, darts and the balloons, I think, is the easiest thing to try to win a prize. The water one's good, the one that Demer said earlier. The water with the gun and you got to shoot in whoever's fills up first. Yeah, my family, it's always. always like who's the newest into the family. Everyone, you put them at the end and then all of us turn the guns and spray that. It's like a right of passage for our family.
Starting point is 01:35:21 That's how they could ask for someone's hand in marriage and family? That's just like a new girlfriend gets that. That's definitely not a. Okay. Yeah. If you're just new and don't know about the whole gag at the Jersey Shore, everyone's getting sprayed. The moment you sit down.
Starting point is 01:35:36 The revolver and just, it's not water. I'm kind of nice of a blackmole too. What was the last time you saw a whack-a-mole just around? It's that like when you go to like Dave and Busters. Oh, okay. And then remember that big one, you hit it and it goes, yeah. The bell, that's always bullshit.
Starting point is 01:35:53 That's rigged too. That thing is rigged too. How is it rigged? Y'all nigg is weak. It ain't rigged. It's rigged. Because you can hit that shit hard as fucking doesn't go anywhere. You could jump on top of that shit and it's not going to fucking.
Starting point is 01:36:02 It's rig. I kind of want to do like a Dave and Buster's pizza party for my birthday. Oh, I won't be here, but that would be so fun. Wow. Where are you going to be? places to go. But that would be so fun. Yeah, I just want to do
Starting point is 01:36:15 something like that. Dave and Busters? Or like some type of game thing. I don't have like much time to like go do. I can't do like a trip. They have a, well, I guess Dave and Busters is not bad.
Starting point is 01:36:27 I'm trying to think of something local that doesn't take up a lot of time and that you could actually have some fun at. I like that. Because honestly, one of the most fun nights we had on tour was that game bar in Houston. Oh yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:38 Yeah, places great. That was great. We were playing games the whole night. Did I go with you? Maul was there for a bit, right? I think so. I think we went two nights in a row. Yeah, I think we spun the block.
Starting point is 01:36:49 Because we went to the club that was awful and then walked across the street. I think we went back the next day. Was it the one that was like free? Yeah, all the games were free. All the games for you. And it was like arcade games too. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 01:37:00 But they had the basketball shoot, ping pong and a couple other like carnivalish games. Barcade is fun. They won in the city. There's a couple in Jersey. Williamsburg has a barcade. Yeah, barcades are cool. You might want to try area.
Starting point is 01:37:11 I think it's called Area. 51 too was like an adult In Nevada? Nevada. That's what aliens play. Yeah. No. Or area 31 something.
Starting point is 01:37:22 Area 53. Oh, laser tag. Yeah. It's like. Laser tag is fun. Lager tag is really fun. Mini bowling. Or paintballing.
Starting point is 01:37:29 I feel like paintballing will be fun for. I did paintballing one time for my birthday years ago. That shit. Not really. What? We should do a bowling outing. I'm kind of cool on bowling. I enjoy bowling a lot.
Starting point is 01:37:42 I'm always down the ball. Bowling is one of those things where it's just like, I'm cool. Like, how many games you're about to see him play? I feel like two. And then when somebody got to go to the bathroom, you got to wait for their turn, everybody on their phone, by the time they come back, you order some food, drinks. Ain't nobody. You can't bowl with people that stay on their phone, though.
Starting point is 01:37:57 Yeah. Everybody stays on their phone. The only thing nasty about bowling is when you're eating and drinking while also touching the balls. Digging your fingers into the balls. Yeah, like eating nachos and then grabbing a chicken finger after you just bowl. And then bowling is fucking. crazy. I love how this guy just called us to tell us about how his creepy
Starting point is 01:38:16 dad just nutted in a middle schooler's Vaj and we're like, carnival games. Yeah. Why do you think she was there? And he said he has a bunch of other siblings. I'm assuming it's just from small town carnival places. Yeah, he's running around. She's all the same age. That's a documentary waiting to happen.
Starting point is 01:38:33 Of just all the carnival people that all the carnival? Miners. Yeah. I can see it. Quick update. This is nice to know this happens still in 2024. In one of LA's largest cash heist ever, they stole $30 million out of... Yeah.
Starting point is 01:38:56 These made off of the bunch of $30 million on Easter Sunday, Bulgarie... Oh, God, I can't... There you go. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Count to 10.
Starting point is 01:39:05 One, two, three, three, four. There you go. They stole $30 million on Easter Sunday from a money storage facility, the L.A. police say. Isn't that nice to know that like heist still happen? I thought we left heist. Like a real tangible money like cash heist.
Starting point is 01:39:26 I thought heists were left in like the 90s. Yeah. Cyberheist is like like legitimately breaking into a place. Yeah. On some George Clooney shit and taking $30 million in 2024. Yeah. That makes me feel good. Three to guys.
Starting point is 01:39:39 Because either way, for sure. Either way we're going to get a great Netflix series from this. We'll get a spinoff movie. Like this is just going to keep. the world. You know Colin Farrell's going to be the detective in this movie. They said the previous largest
Starting point is 01:39:52 heist was September 12th, 97 when 18.9 million was stolen. You don't get a Latonza heist anymore. Yes. 30 million? It's a lot of money. A lot of damn money.
Starting point is 01:40:03 Yeah, it's a lot of great. Good for them. Yeah, so I said three to God. That's kind of where I'm at with these kind of crimes. Speaking of heist, I watched, it was trending on Netflix. What's the,
Starting point is 01:40:14 Mel Gibson? He plays like a Howard Stern type of guy where he does like a late night show that's very, you know, provocative and pisses off like one of his listeners because he was like pranking everyone on his staff. And then one of the people
Starting point is 01:40:30 that used to work there didn't like it. So kidnaps his family, threatens to kill him. And then it's Mel Gibson and this guy just in the radio studio, mono e mono. It was pretty funny. On the line? Yeah. I didn't know Mel Gibson was still
Starting point is 01:40:46 doing movies, let alone movies like this, but it was trending on Netflix. This is from, uh, it looks like 20, 22. Yeah, but they just added it to Netflix. So, you know, they get a whole revamp. Um, this, this, this has heist vibes. I gotta watch this. I never heard of it. Watch it and let me, let me know if you predict the, uh, the ending.
Starting point is 01:41:05 The ending. Because halfway through, I was like, nah, I'm not buying this. I'll check it out this weekend. All right. Um, Bryce and Tilla album, out now. predictions for this Bryson album, I think it's a candidate for R&B album in the year. I know there hasn't been much. But it's Bryson and he puts out good album, so. Yeah, but I think this one's finally going to get the attention it deserves the way the last two did not.
Starting point is 01:41:33 I don't know. I have a weird feeling about this Bryson album. I think it's going to be really good and I think Bryson is quote-unquote back. That's how I feel. I could be completely fucking wrong, though. You got Victoria Monet on there. He doesn't have a lot of feature. I like that. Child produce that with a Demile.
Starting point is 01:41:48 Okay. Wow. Yeah. Shout out to him. I haven't heard it, but I'm sure it's great. Not a lot of features. Looked like Bryson was like, all right, I got, I can carry the load on this one myself. 19 records is a lot, though.
Starting point is 01:42:01 That's scary. There's a lot. You know what I'm liking about, like, this streaming era where people are trying to put as much, as many tracks as possible? They're bringing, like, interludes back because of the streaming cheat code, I guess. I like interludes. Yeah. Yeah. hate when the interlude is so fire and then it just cuts off us like fam i we could have did another
Starting point is 01:42:21 minute and a half of that like my album what was the interlude what was the interlude division interlude that should have been fucking 10 minutes yeah if we had the time to do it yeah that that that pisses me off sometimes only fan that was a vibe you only get a minute of that but i want the interludes where like the girlfriend is leaving a voicemail like bring those interludes back you're saying like no music just like just actually like to continue on with the story yeah yeah I'm with you I just found out that you have voicemail
Starting point is 01:42:50 on your phone now whether you want it or not really I don't think you can leave a voicemail on my shit on I don't think you have iCloud yeah I got voicemail now I know that and I never said about it's safe to your eye cloud you have you guys ever sent a video voicemail if I FaceTime somebody and they didn't answer you
Starting point is 01:43:08 You've done that yeah I didn't know you can do that I haven't gotten the update yet I did that with my nephew. He didn't answer one time. And I was just like, because he's going through this thing now where he just doesn't like answer or call me back
Starting point is 01:43:18 until like he's ready to. You know, they find their own personality. Yeah. He's busy. Yeah. So I just left like, hey, it's your uncle.
Starting point is 01:43:27 Just calling to say what's up. Not you turning it into the fuck because we talk about the old folks when they call up like, hey, it's mom. Niga, I know it's you. I know your voice. And it's doing it on video.
Starting point is 01:43:35 No, I did funnier. No, I could see your face. Yeah, exactly. That's why I left it like that. Yeah, remember me? like you don't answer your phone from you no more it's okay call me back that's funny but yeah you have voicemail now on your iPhone whether you set up a voicemail or not yeah like people just have the option to leave it and it reads it to you like you can read oh yeah yeah this transcript yeah
Starting point is 01:43:54 yeah i haven't listened to a voicemail on a long time it's always been transcribed yeah what are some of your favorite interlude albums like interlude albums recently though we don't have to go back to like the super classics well calls drive out um um um Torrey Lane's first official album only because they were the funniest fucking thing I'd ever heard like when Tori was trying to be a criminal mastermind and it was like clearly you've never done
Starting point is 01:44:21 any crime in your life but that I think that was unanimous that that kind of ruined that album for you everybody it did it was awful but I thought they were hilarious on a good side seat at the table I love the Master P interludes that she did I think she set those up really really good
Starting point is 01:44:35 I'm trying to think who else does Good Kid Mad City count Yes But they were like In between They weren't like Official interludes They just told the story
Starting point is 01:44:47 In the beginning Of the end of every song That still can't You know which one I hate Back to the hating one That one on Blondid Oh about drugs are bad
Starting point is 01:45:00 Bad Yeah You do drugs You smoke weed You end up doing crack That ruins the album I wasn't sure If he was like
Starting point is 01:45:07 Trying to be funny Oh it's so annoying It's his mom, right? Yeah, still, it's awful. That's not Frank's mom. It's supposed to be his mother. That sounded like a 75-year-old white lady. Yeah, his mom.
Starting point is 01:45:20 Frank has like a 40-year-old black mother. Well, for the storyline. I saw it at the Grammy, she's gorgeous. For the storyline, it was supposed to be a mother figure. Cizzo's grandmother has some of my favorite ones. On control, yeah. On control. That one's good.
Starting point is 01:45:33 Except for that damn after weekend, that Pride Ideas. It's just. ruins the whole song. Oh, I like that one. I hate it. It's a lot. It's jarring. It's so jarring.
Starting point is 01:45:45 It's the one on sisters' albums like she write about it. Is that that that one? No, Jasmine Sullivan did a great job with her interludes. Yeah, that was Jasmine. Great job. The hotels, yeah. That was fired. She right about you.
Starting point is 01:45:56 She ride about it. Ari's interludes. I feel like that album brought back a lot of interludes. Back to blonde, the other interlude on that with a guy, the French guy explaining Facebook. I just wanted to fuck my girlfriend and she wanted Facebook. I said why? Rory. Yeah, why?
Starting point is 01:46:15 The two interludes, I would love. It's called Facebook story, I think. He was bringing up a lot of good points, though. It was just super unnecessary to have on that album. I know Frank doesn't speak much if ever, but I would like to understand the reasoning behind these two interludes. And I just say, they didn't know. Yeah, Facebook story.
Starting point is 01:46:34 It's weird. And good guy. What was those interludes on that, Drake? When the dude was like, I turned on the lights for the Eiffel Tower. It is me. Oh, that's on her loss. That was why.
Starting point is 01:46:44 That was hilarious. You think you'd run to pedd us? He said, we don't even do fashion week. You see, the Eiffel towers, I am turning on the lights. That is me. You can never match my drive. I'm like, whoever that is, they're talking cash shit. If I'm the one that turn on the lights for the Eiffel Tower, the niggas in Paris, can tell me that.
Starting point is 01:47:02 Was that fake that hotel at the top of the Eiffel Tower? When did you see that? Yesterday. Kia showed it to me and I wasn't sure if she was showing me something that was fake or real because of the middle of something. It looked like a concept that they were trying to do of an actual hotel room at the top of the Eiffel Tower. No. Okay. No.
Starting point is 01:47:24 It was in passing, so I wasn't quite sure. Yeah, I don't think they even has a structure. How did Drake do great interludes on her loss and then give us Snoop all of a sudden making for all the dogs a radio station out of nowhere? Why did he? 75% through that hour. now it's a radio. Well, welcome to the dog radio.
Starting point is 01:47:41 Wait, what? Well, I mean, what did we get here? I mean, I think that because of Snoop's first album, his interludes were a radio.
Starting point is 01:47:48 Yeah, but like, no, the jackoff hour. I remember. WZU. Yeah. No,
Starting point is 01:47:53 it was W. Something. With DJ Easy Dick. W. W. W. Wells. Rell's going to remember.
Starting point is 01:47:59 Yeah. W. W. Balls. Easy Dick. Yeah. Um, I think Roy's complaint was just that he didn't start that concept.
Starting point is 01:48:05 Yeah. It's so random. this was one of the other sicker side of interludes that were great. Big Sean Detroit mixtape, which is one of my favorites, right? For me. He reached out to Snoop,
Starting point is 01:48:20 GZ, a bunch of other people that were not from Detroit, but were just giving their experiences of Detroit, which I thought was really dope. All right, well, we'll be back next week to talk to y'all to kick it with y'all some more. In closing, I will say this. I think we might get that Drake record over the week.
Starting point is 01:48:41 weekend. Dreamville weekend. Dreamville Fest. Hollar at us. Yomi and I'll be out there. We'll be in the field. Do you think Jay Cole was going to do something this weekend? No insider trading, but just do you think? Find out when I get there. Find out when I... That's not like a name of a song. Taking the bus back from Raleigh to
Starting point is 01:48:58 here. That's a sick ride. You know how far? With Baz. Oh, I know the tour bus. Now the tour bus. I did the same thing. I think I'm taking a megabus? I was like... Yeah, I thought about... Say, fam. That's a ride. Even on a tour bus, that's a ride. But at least it's like... A tour bus is like the homies.
Starting point is 01:49:13 Yeah, it's different. Yeah. That sounds like fun. Yeah, that'd be cool. A mega bus from Raleigh? No. I don't even know how long the ride is, pause. I don't know what the...
Starting point is 01:49:23 What is it? Like 16 now? Yeah. Something like that. Really? Yeah. Why did I say? Or 12? Nah.
Starting point is 01:49:29 Yeah, yeah. From Raleigh to here? I've driven from New York to Atlanta and 17 hours. To Virginia is six hours. Yeah, North Carolina's right after Virginia. Oh, it's eight hours. Yeah. Really?
Starting point is 01:49:40 That's not bad. Raleigh? Oh, I could do that. Eight hours on a megabus is not fun. I'll tell you that now. That's really not that bad. I thought it was longer than that. That's not that bad.
Starting point is 01:49:51 That's not bad. When I was running track, we used to do that to Greensboro. We'd run out a lot. It's, yeah, it's not that bad. It would trip. On a megabus bus, though, hell no. Never been to Raleigh. But it's certain parts of North Carolina,
Starting point is 01:50:02 where it is like 10 hours, though. Well, yeah, if you go further west, I would assume. All right. All right, well, have fun. Be safe down there, you guys. let us know how it was. But yeah, hopefully I think we get this response record this weekend. I'll be in Montreal.
Starting point is 01:50:19 Any... That's this weekend too? I'm going to Montreal this weekend. Okay. So what if Cole and Drake both respond this weekend? Emergency Twitter spaces again. No, thank you. I'll do it with Cole.
Starting point is 01:50:34 He's not going to do it. I'll ask him. And he'll say no. Okay, that's fair. Yeah, which is fine. I don't know if I want I don't know if I wanted to happen like that though Well how would you prefer it to happen
Starting point is 01:50:46 I would prefer them to just Drop the records at different times Because doing the show together Doing the records there Debuting it there It kind of feel like y'all jumping Kendrick And you're proving Kendrick right Yeah like I don't
Starting point is 01:50:59 It took to you y'all Yeah it just it just will feel They can't do it the same day Yeah no they can't do that It has to be this has to be a separate thing. But I do. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:51:11 I just got a feeling we're going to get one of those records. Rumor is Kendrick's got two in the tuck. Yeah. I think it's probably more than that at this point. What I hope Cole does is like Drake drop and then if Kendrick like you know how when your homie like swing
Starting point is 01:51:25 and then like the other niggas swing back but he kind of stumble and you got to like kind of step in for your man. So you want them to jump him? She's explaining jumping. Yeah, that's exactly what you. I'm telling you I don't want them to do that. I'm more honorable jump. He's losing.
Starting point is 01:51:37 You only jump up in. If your home girl is winning, you don't jump in. But if she losing, then you got to do it. Nah, man. The only time, only time you jumping in, if my home boy is squint, if he catching the fade with somebody and he's losing, the only way I jump in is if it looked like, like, he's down and homie starts, like,
Starting point is 01:51:55 slamming his head into the ground or something. Like, where it's like, all right, now you're about to kill my man. But if you break it up and still, get a glitzing. Even if I swing, but even then, I don't know if I swing on him. Like, I would grab him and be like, all right, like, that's enough. But I wouldn't stop. start hitting a dude. Nah.
Starting point is 01:52:08 Either you won or we won. You can't do that. See, that's why a nigga starts shooting. Because that's the- Well, I'm a woman, so. You think, I just seen a video of a girl chasing some girl down, busting at her. I saw that.
Starting point is 01:52:19 In front of the police. I thought that was a movie. I said, there's no way this is real. Like, there's no way this cop didn't kill that girl. Like, she's shooting at another person chasing the girl, and you a cop running behind there, and you don't shoot the girl? I'm trying.
Starting point is 01:52:32 These women doing this shit. So, I don't know. You guys think 50-o-o-troll? Did he and more? He's on the lineup now. Yes, I think he'll dedicate most of the show to that. I'm so excited for that. Are you kidding me?
Starting point is 01:52:45 Most of the did. You can't get 50. You can't get 50. Just typing. He might wrap all his album over Puff Beats. Yeah. I'm so happy to be there. Yeah. All right, well have fun.
Starting point is 01:52:55 Be safe. We'll talk to y'all next week. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. No, Warren, now. This is an I-Heart podcast. Guaranteed Human.

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