New Rory & MAL - Episode 272 | Million Slut March

Episode Date: May 28, 2024

Mal’s hero has returned home. Trump spent a few hours in the Bronx using rappers to spread his campaign message. Over the weekend Rory & Julian went on a man date to a jazz show (16:03). Rory met his hero and became a fly on the wall. Meanwhile Mal & Omar Epps we’re talking about Michael Jackson (33:38) What is Michael’s best album? Let us know your pick. Welp, Drake made his return. BBL Drizzy went full...BBL Drizzy. Was this a good move (46:00)? The beef was still active over the weekend when 21 Savage kicked Metro Boomin off his IG Live (53:52). 21 Savage reminded us of when he marched with Amber Rose in the Slut Walk (1:03:02). We ask each other the weirdest thing we’ve done for some action. Then Julian takes a stab at unnecessary math. Then we react to Lizzo’s reaction after being mentioned in South Park (1:22:48). It’s time for voicemails (1:26:34)! We think this call is cap, but it did bring up a few interesting conversations. Mal gives a shoutout to Kyrie and the Mavs then we discuss Angel Reese getting clotheslined (1:46:38). Tune in as the guys discuss all of this + more!Thanks to our sponsors: Go to HTTPS://MackWeldon.com and get 20% off your first order with promo code RORYMAL. Download the NEW DraftKings Pick Six app NOW and use code RORYMAL for a shot at HUGE cash prizes. Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I pledge allegiance to the flag in the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands, one nation under God. I know that word. Fuck him. Yeah. With liberty. With liberty and justice for whites. Yeah, that's when the ADHD kicks in.

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That was some Nazi Germany shit. You don't tell me that when I'm first grade. No one explained that entire poem to me. Like, we just memorized it. Yeah. That's like propaganda. That's like some. Catholic church.

We had to do that every day in grade school. Like, yeah. Beginning of the school. That's not, that's sick. They don't do that anymore. Hand over your heart too. Kids ain't doing that no more. I don't even think kids know that now.

They don't even put the flag in the, in the classroom anymore. Really? I mean. You give them more, more principals to run on. Really? First of all,

I was teaching in Chicago. Chef G already took his rollout. Mall is cooked. How am I cooked? I ran, I ran so these niggas can run. Could fly. I took, I was taking shells back in 2020.

Roe, you were there when the internet was shiting on me in 2019 and 2020. They still are, thank God. Now look at us. Look at the Bronx. 30,000 strong. Huh? Come on, man. Everyone there is either from Westchester or Long Island.

I don't care where they're from. And then it was Chef G. They never thought they would see it happen. They never thought they'd see the day. I was so mad we had to work that day. I would have been there. No, you wouldn't have. What?

Roar, you're crazy if you think I wasn't going to go out there. I came in and told you that. I said, Rory, I'm so mad we got to work today. For those that don't know for some reason, Trump was in the Bronx. Who would you have went to that rally with? Oh, I got a few of my homeboys went. Yeah, a few of the homies went. For what, though?

To support or the hoses out there? No, they support in Trump. You probably thought Chef G says something on that stage, too, huh? You thought that was profound. He rehearsed that in the mirror mad times, too. Can we just play a little bit of it? Shout out to Chef G. Shout out to Sleepy Hollow.

You know what I'm saying? That was a great thing. look for the great fucking look. All right, what happened to a little pump after he did this look? No, no, no. Don't try to, don't try to step on Chef G and Sleepy Hollow with Little Pump. See, they always try to don't do that. Let Chef G and Sleepy Hollow have their moment. Oh, I have nothing bad to say about them because I have to live in New York City.

Yeah. Shout out to Chef G and Sleepy Hollow. See, y'all didn't think they would be on stage with Trump. Y'all didn't think they would be at a rally with Trump supporting. You know what I'm saying? I'm just telling you the ties is changing a little bit. That's all I'm saying. Yeah, no, I feel like Chef G and Sleepy Hollow really.

Yeah. When I want, they're almost like a full moon the way they move the tides. Yeah. Should we play some of this? Sure. I want to hear Trump's roll out. Well, is rapper, Chef G. Does everybody know, Jeff?

Where is Chef? Of course, everyone knows. Where is chef? Where is he? Where is he? Where is my African American? There he is. Come on up, fellas.

Rapper Sleepy Hallow. Sleepy Hall. That should be, if he makes Joe Biden's new nickname that, this is a good PR movie. Sleepy Hollow doesn't sample that in the song. Come on, man. That's his artist tag. Are you kidding me?

I'm sure they have a joint album on Friday. Absolutely. With all Trump interludes. That's a great look for them, though, man. President Trump, oh, man. One thing I want to see. Bombing. One thing I want to say, they always go whisper,

your accomplishments, and shout your failures. Profound. Trump going to shout the wins for all of us. That's right. Doing this and getting no reply is... You guys think I've bombed at our live shows? Stop. This is how you bomb.

First of all, the lighten is bad. Make America great again. Yo, listen, man, I just want to... Listen, I'm on record 2019, you know. Listen, man, I paved the way for the homies to do this. You know what I'm saying? It was me. Those teeth.

I want to find out where you did. I got to get my teeth like that. See? I want that to happen to me. I want that to happen to me. happened to me. You get, broke. This is the sickest shit ever. That's the

president of candidate. He's going to win. He's going to fucking win. Can grills just happen to you? Yo, I want that to happen to me. I want that to happen to me. Yo, man, this is the funniest shit in the world, man. I want that to happen to me. I know they're going to kill

us and say that, y'all, this isn't funny like this. He's really going to become the president again. You gotta laugh. Anybody that's, man, fuck them niggas that's always in the comments. You don't know the agenda you're, but shut the fuck up and eat my dick. Who gives a fuck what you talking about, man?

We vote for Trump. Fuck Biden. Whoa, whoa. I was a boy with you for a lot. I was about to do the Chef G shit, but then you took it with too late. Y'all not vote for Biden. Cut it out, man.

Cut it out. There's no way you vote for Biden again, Rory. There's no way. Oh, no, I'm going back to being part of the problem. I'm not going to vote. Oh, okay. I'm on Rory side. They both can suck my dick.

You're not voting either? This is not a we support Trump. Oh, man. Definitely not. No vote is a vote for Trump. But they told me when I didn't vote in 29th. No vote is a vote for Trump. Fucking, welcome to the team, fellas.

No vote is a vote for Trump. Fuck it, man. To my most point, we are inching closer. Yo, I don't know why. You're only fighting it for the comments. You're not fighting it for morals and- what you're talking about? Well, I mean, you know, I still get killed to this day for saying on the podcast,

I'm not voting for Trump. or Hillary. I still get killed to this day. But I'm saying, y'all voted for Biden, man. I did, yeah. Y'all fucked up the country. It's your fault. No, because you guys pressured me into voting. No, it's your fault. You shamed me for not voting when it was Trump and Hillary because I thought both of them were pieces of shit. I did. I did. And I didn't have the same energy for Hillary in London.

Let's keep it a buck. And I still shamed you. I didn't vote either. I told Rory he wasn't shit for not voting. That's the beauty of politics. We go be on the same side and act like we not. And this is how full of shit I really had, because I hated on Hillary so much. She walked right past Julian Lian and London, and we both went, ooh, is that a burkin? She had a blue gator skin burkin. That shit was hard. I don't keep the same energy at all.

Guess who paid for that burq? Us. Exactly. That's right. I want to see it in person. That shit's hard. You should have snatched you from. Nah, I would never.

So give it back. And we would have never got Julian back. Give it back. Yo, snatching Hillary Clinton's purse in London? Yeah. In front of my, like my friend. That would have been the way to go out. Yeah, give it back.

Fuck it. We pay for it. Red pill YouTube would love us. Yeah. If I took her purse. That might have been our big break. Me dying. If he dies, he dies.

They would throw me in that resort with Ryan Garcia. Calling that a resort is hilarious. Listen, man, I just think it's dope that Trump really came to the Bronx, man. I was fired. I'm happy for you all. Is that that far? Yeah, absolutely. All right, Bill Clinton had an office in Harlem.

Still there. still there. So close to the people. Nobody cares about that office. What do you mean? It's actually beautiful. Fuck that office. What are you basing that off of?

Fuck the office. I just feel like saying fuck the office. I'm to base it off shit. But it's a really nice office. I don't give a fuck. And it's a museum. It's like the most, it's a private collection. It's a beautiful.

Clinton belongs in a moon. There's a moon. A rock from the moon. Isn't that like a type of weed? A rock from the moon. From area 51 where they shot it? A rock from the moon. That's a Nevada.

No, you do know, look, I'm with you. No, no, no, because, Roy, I'll shoot you some. I'm with you. I'm with you on a conspiracy. I don't think people have ever been on the moon. I'll die on that hell. But we have sent robotics up to the moon to receive samples. So therefore, that is a rock is to be in president, former president.

So what he would do is he, because I learned a lot when I went to, I've been there a few times. He would put it in the middle of his conference table. And when he was arguing with other world leaders and they were like going over like, you know, petty shit, he would stop the room and pointed that rock and said, look, we were able to accomplish. Like we can, whatever we're doing in this room isn't the end all be all. Oh,

Nino Brown did that in New Jackson. He pointed to the rock and said they came back for the base. He did the same shit. Do you think he had that moon rock there when he was making decisions on Haiti? Yo, Robert Town.

Robert Talton did that in fucking media man. And y'all didn't call him a hero. Now Clinton does it. He's appointed to the rock. Look what we were here. Robert Town did the same shit in Media, man. We all, I don't even believe the robots made it to the movie.

No, because there's video footage of that, like real footage. Yeah. Peach can make that tomorrow. He'll put my face there too. Yeah. Me and me and Roer can be on the moon tomorrow if we leave it up to Peach. What are we talking about here? Nobody went to the fucking moon.

But you know who came to the Bronx? That's the second best thing. May not make it to the moon, but Trump made it to the Bronx. That's pretty big, man. That's all I'm saying. Shout out to President Trump. Shout out to Sleepy Hollow and Chef G. That's a big look for them, man.

No matter how much we joke about it. That is dope for them to be at that camp. campaign at that, um, whatever you want to call. I'm in a holiday silly. They're aware they're being, they're being used and they just don't care. Oh, we're all being used. Why is that a big look for them? Who's looking?

Trump's never, every artist that has backed Trump. You think their streams went up? Trump is one of the, Trump is one of the most famous faces on the planet. No matter how much. Okay, but it's negative. No matter how much. No, it's not. To you, it's negative.

No matter how much. Every artist that supported Trump publicly has not helped their career. I know Roy mentioned a little pump earlier. Where's he been? Cressette Michelle, we always clown on her career ended after she jumped out for Trump. Like, no artists that's come out for Trump has never boosted their career. Julian, I don't know if you noticed, but every artist has supported Trump before he ran for president. Different time.

Every one of these niggas have stayed at the Trump's house. Different time. I'm just saying. They've all supported them. I've stayed at the Hilton before. I don't agree with their family. Yeah. We stayed at hotels?

None of that shit matters is basically what I'm saying. I'm saying, I don't think any of their streams went up. all the people that support Trump are not going on Spotify now and going, well, let me look up this Sleepy Hollow guy from Morgan Wallin to Chef G. Y'all don't know that. Y'all don't, yeah, I don't know that. You benefited Trump to get eyes from a specific community to watch that. He was in the Bronx.

Whether Chef G. Sleepy Hollow was there, he had the eyes of that specific community already. Okay, so what clip have you seen besides him dancing or that on your timeline? I don't, bro. There would be no clip of, he's just in the Bronx. I'm talking about the people that actually showed up. there was 30 to 40,000 people in the Bronx, bro, from President Trump.

I don't care where you want to say they from. I don't care what part of the city you want to say they came in from. That is a big thing. They said he was inflating the crowd. You think there was 30,000 people in that part? They said he inflated the crowd by a lot. See, that's why I don't fuck with Rory.

He showed me a picture Monday. No, last Thursday. He showed me a picture of that route. Which was a fake picture, which I later found out. Oh, my God. Now it's a fake picture. So how many people was out there? Not 30,000 fucking people.

Okay. All right. It's not hard to get 30,000 people in the park. Okay, so contrary to the claim that there are 25,000 people showed up, the campaign only had a permit for 3,500 people. In the park that it was in can hold fewer than 20,000 people. So because they proved, you believe that. Well, yeah, I'm going to go with the permit in the size of the park.

Of course you are. I think that's probably. That's what they do. That's why I love this politics shit. He's going to find something. support his part and I'm going to say what I want to say. That's the beauty of this shit. You can't prove how many people was out there. No, you're right. That looks like 30,000 people right there. You're right. My bad. My bad. My I owe you. But that's not a fake picture though. But that's not a, you just showed me, you show. It wasn't even the same part.

See, but this is what I'm saying with y'all. This is the New York Post. This is literally the people that broke Trump all the time and they're telling the truth about the crowd size. I could tell from the angles when Chef G went up there. There was a lot of walking room. The angles. I could tell from the angles. You know, I y'all mad that Trump had the people come out in the Bronx, man you had some people. That's not a small crowd either. I'm just saying there's no reason to lie about it.

You are playing politics right now by changing the conversation we're trying to. No, I'm not. We're saying there was not 30,000 people. I just think that is funny that Trump was in the park. Do y'all know how much 30,000 people? Like 30,000 people is insane. That's like, oh, that's the garden. Okay.

Okay, Maul, it's fine. Like, look, 30,000's a lot. 10,000's also a lot. Listen, bro, listen, all I'm saying is, all I'm saying is, that's a great look for Chef G and Sleepy Hollow to be on that stage. Okay. That's all. And we disagree. Coming from where they come from, their history of their background, you know, I'm pretty sure those guys never thought they would be on that stage with Trump.

Never thought they'd be used. Yeah, they never thought they be used on Fox News. Oh, shit, they're being used by their label. Why not be used by Trump? Listen, I think Hillary Clinton used, push your tea. Like, I'm not making this a Republican thing. I think entertainers get used in Sleepy Hollow and Chef G got used. used in the Bronx.

The Bronx got used. Yeah, they used your hood. That's all right. We've been used for worse. So good. Did he check in with you? Nah. Trump good.

He good in the Bronx. He ain't got to check in. I thought it was no flasome. No, he comes to the Bronx. Trump is good in the Bronx. He come to the Bronx whenever he wants. Trump is in New Yorker. He comes to New York whenever he wants.

He ain't got to check in it. He never claims New York. Who? Trump. Well, I mean, he did. He did. Up until he became Republicans. I'm saying until he started to become political,

then he's Mr. Florida, Mr. Man of the People. He's a New Yorker. He's a New Yorker. He is. He is. I'm saying he doesn't claim it because it's bad for his image because it goes against everything that he talks about. Trump is from Hillside.

Yo, man, I just can't wait for this election. I think this election is going to be amazing. I can't wait for the debate. We talked about the debate coming out. Is it June what? I don't think that shit is happening. Why? Why don't you don't think it's happening?

I think the deflection off the drug test thing, that's going to be something. Remember when Floyd and Pachial went for like five years debating, like, oh, we're going to do this fight. Yeah. They're going to do those moves. It's always going to be something from one side. I think the debate is going to happen. There's two schedule, June 27th and September 10th. I'm going to be in D.C. for that first one.

So that'll be fun. Are you going? No, my brother's getting married that weekend. Oh, great weekend to get married. Yeah, honestly. That the speech is the night before the wedding. Great fucking time to get married. It's a holiday, man.

Holiday pod. We just can already see Demaris rolling her eyes right now. Listen, I want to hear about how you were very, I heard you were like wiggling in your seat at the Terrace Martin and James Fon at Roar's show. You were wiggling in your seat. Why? Moray and I had a mandate.

Yuck. Yeah, it was kind of yuck. It's gross. Y'all two niggas went to go see. together? Yep. We had drinks before that. Couldn't find a good babysitter

and clearly we've had some issues judging by my daughter's rubbing leg. So I brought Julian instead. Mm. He was Kia. Okay. Well, all right.

That's, nope. Don't even go that far. So y'all, so y'all went on a mandate to go see Terris Martin and was James, James Fonlewer? Yeah.

So y'all went to go see Terence Martin and James Fonlewer at their Blue Note residency residency in New York City. shout out to the two legends Terris Martin and James Fonlewa. I called DeMaris afterwards like the next day, not that next. I ended up going,

Rory and I briefly went out after that show to another event. We had a whole little night together. It was very fun. Oh, so y'all was like, did y'all like hug at the end of the night? Well, all right. Let's go back to last week. Gay! Last time we record him afterwards, DeMaris was giving me a lot of shit about going to the Blue Note, James and Terrace, all this, like, oh, what the fuck?

You're not going to get all of us in this and that. I'm like, you don't even really want to go. I did want to. Then on Saturday, I'm on the phone with her and Julian. I'm like, yo, I'm about to send names. Like, what's up? You coming? I don't want to go to that shit.

That's not what happened. Don't do that. That's exactly what happened. No, because they listened to this podcast and that's disrespectful. That's not what I said. I had to go. Me and Julian were supposed to be hosting a party the next day. I said, I cannot go out three days in a row.

I can't do that. So go. Well, don't guilt trip me because, like, I was, I really felt bad leaving this podcast. that I... Before me and Julian got booked to do that party. I did want to go. I plan on going, but I know myself. I'm not going to be able to go out three days in a row.

I'm not built like that. But anyway, you ended up taking Julian. I'm built different. Yeah. Built like a psychopath. So we get there. There's two shows, early and late show. We get right at the end of the early show.

We go to the green room. First person I see, Teris Martin, starts saying, your man's scared. Where's he at? Talking shit immediately. FaceTime your man right now. Oh, about me? Yeah.

He said, I was scared. He says you were shook. Of what? You know, why? Because if you look at it, right? Your, Terris is the one guy I've been waiting to talk to. He's the one person I've been waiting to talk to. In the split of social media perceptions, it was you on the OVO side and then DJ head and

Terrace on the TDE side. You guys were both the representations. He said FaceTime Mall right now. He took my phone first, first, first. face, Maul saw it was his. Yeah. Mall put his phone down. You try to hang up.

He was scared. You try to hang up. He lying. No, I didn't. I laughed. I smiled. I said, Teres, how are you doing? Good to see you.

Good to see you. Different energy. Yeah. Like, I got, you know, me. And then I say, yo, you're the one guy. Terris is the one guy that I've been waiting to sit and debate with. He's the one guy. Because I respect, first of all, I respect his musical knowledge.

But then the fact that, you know, he's West Coast. You know, it's a little sauce in there. Kendrick is his guy. You know. I mean, so I'm like, okay, this is gonna, this is a, this is a guy that I want to debate with. You know what I mean? I like, I like debating with guys that know what the fuck they're talking about. So that was the first night.

Last night on Sunday, I go to the show again and I text them all twice. Yo, I'm gonna go to the show again tonight if you want to come. Mall, yo, I'm gonna stay in the house and just watch the game. Like, I'm a little nervous. I don't even really want to see terrorists like that. It stopped. No, it don't. It stopped that.

I'm in the, I'm chilling in the crib watching the game. That's where it stops at. If you really wanted to debate, like you had a second opportunity last night. You had three nights. No, he's here too. You're not a Mavs fan like that. No, I told you, I'm rude for Kyrie, so I had to watch that game. But, no, I told Terrence.

I said, how long are you in town? You said, I'm here to, he said Tuesday or Wednesday? We don't link him after this. I said, all right, cool. I said, so we got time to catch up and chop it, man. We got time to catch up and chop it. But shout out to Teris Martin and James Fall. How was the show?

It was incredible. I mean, James rarely does live shows. So, like, that in itself was some unicorn shit. Yeah. Even see James perform. But, yeah, it was great. It's interesting. Were there, like, more gay couples in there besides y'all?

Or was it just like? Right. Nah, just for it. Okay. I felt for them, though. I don't know if it was Memorial Day weekend or Julie and I were just discussing the blue note. I guess I've gone for such specific shows. I've never realized that that place, like, is just a tourist attraction.

Oh, yeah. Like people legitimately will just go there because they see a line and it's blue-not. It's a brand name. Yeah. I felt for Terrace on the first show I saw because, like, you're performing with people that don't even speak English and trying to have like a jazz moment and talk about to pimper butterfly. Yeah, yeah. They're like, they pimped animals out here? It's like, it's rough with certain crowds.

Like, I bomb in front of a crowd that likes us. Yeah. I could never imagine just doing. it to some people that just showed up. They don't even know who you are. Yeah. It's pretty much the M&M store in Times Square. It's just people like, oh, I saw this on a trip advisor.

Yeah. Let's go. And then terrorists is like really getting deep about stuff. And I'm like, this person next was just not even speak English. Just play the music. Yeah. That shit is rough, man. Two moments of praise and then observation.

My favorite thing is seeing Rory around like people that he idolizes because he gets extremely uncomfortable and quiet. And gets redder than he already is. he just gets like kind of just like shies away like you just like you can tell you just like happy to be there so like James is like the nicest guy ever and I think he's amazing but Roy like that's his Kanye yeah so like it's a different level of praise James follower being your Kanye is fucking it is it is he said that yes that's that's that's hilarious so it's a different level of praise so I'm like we're like we're James is joking we're all everyone's chopping it up and Roy's like just like hang in

and then at one point I'm like we're like get in the like he was just like a half literally watching. And then I took photos of them. And then James goes, yo, I'm so happy to that song with you. I really fuck with your shit. And then Tarris comes in and goes, you know, Roy's like, well, and the dopest producers out right now. And then Rory's face, bro. I don't have it

on camera. Like, I wish I filmed it. Rory did that thing he always does. I wish I filmed it. I wish I had audio or video. You know, you know, Rory keep a drum kit in his phone. But, yo, I got these, you know, this record. I got this record. If you want to, like, he's hold his James here. You. I got this record. if you want.

Yo, aunt laughing. That's Roy's bag right there. Rory always got a record for a nigga. What thing we're going to have when he's seen a record? Yo, I got this. Yo, I got this. Yo, I got this. Yo.

But to what Julian is saying, when I'm around people that, like, I revere like you would not fucking believe. Yeah. I was actually the fly on the wall. I was too scared. It was weird because he was the quietest person in the room. Like, I was like, I've met that, but I don't know them like that.

at Rory obviously has a close relationship, but I was the one far more social. Roy was just like hanging, just like chilling. I was like, it was really good. So he was really being a fly on a wall. It was really wholesome.

I mean, terrorists, I'll argue and yell at all fucking day because that's like my man's. But around James, that was like our first time kicking it. Yeah. And I'm in his green room before a show.

Like, he got in here seeing like when he's supposed to be queued. Yeah. I'm just happy, just happy to be here. Just shutting the fuck up. Yeah, just shutting the fuck.

Sometimes it's good to just shut the fuck. I was very, when Julian called me and told me that, I was very happy for you on a friend level that you got to experience that. Yeah, it was cool. It was cool to watch. And to be a part of that was, that green room was so much fun. Those guys are great. See, now you know how it feels to meet people that you,

idolize. You ain't tell him you changed my life, though, did you? No. Okay. You did it to Nause. How the fuck am I supposed to know you wouldn't do it to him? He changed your life more than Nause did. I ain't going to buy.

I was with Terrace when that shit happened. I was in a session with Terrace and it was like, yo, you down the hall come here. Oh, hey, Nas. I ain't going to lie. I would have definitely told James, yo, that cocaine 80s album, that summer, you would have a soundtrack to a lot of wild shit, my brother. Rory gave it a shout out during the show. Well, I forgot the break in the moment from the crowd.

I think it was when Terrace was making his introduction before James came out. And Roy just, like, shout it like, cocaine 80s. I lost sleep You lost sleep because I yelled cocaine 80s All right so I In a room full of people that have no idea Somebody was like that gentleman needs react Quiet right now because I actually didn't even realize

The perception I'm happy you're telling me how I looked in that green room It was so cute But I suppressed so much talking in that green room It was killing you Your toes was like this and you're sneaking Just jump into motherfucking conversation When I

When I yelled cocaine in 80s. It was like an outer body experience where I said to myself in my head, Roy, did you just say that? Yo. You James Friggas your Tourette's? No, life does that. Also, we had like, cocaine 80s.

He was describing things that he had done because admittedly, even Tara said that he fucked up that specific show's introduction to James, like didn't give his full resume. So James was just talking to shit and then I just, I don't know. Something just came

over me. Just yelled cocaine A. Anywhere but here. Fly ass Pisces. Do the James joint. See, now I'm glad. Demaris, we got to be glad we didn't go. See, this is the type of shit. I'm glad I didn't go. Now I'm glad I didn't go. The way you give me shit, rightfully so is my friend with certain rooms. This was like the coolest I've ever looked in my entire life outside of my Tourette's of yelling cocaine 80. He did. No, Ma, in the green room, Roy was chilling. All right, cool. But trust me, in my head, I wanted to play that that splice cut that I just did. Ew. Yo, I just chop these drums.

Yo, I got this. Roy just takes James as in here out and puts an AirPod in. It's like, yo, can you listen to the sample real quick? Yo, when James said to me how much he liked, don't go, in my head, this is a true fucking fact. I almost want to be like, damn, you heard that? The record he did? Damn, you heard that. It was just so weird hearing him talk about the record.

Like, yeah. It's hard to explain. And I'm having an off date today because I'm exhausted, but I don't have very, very much words for a podcast today. You were flustered. I was very much flustered like, damn. And then when Tara said that shit about the production, I was just like, all right, I'm just going to stay in here.

Yeah. Fuck it. Like, Roy turned to me. He goes, you fucking hear that. He said, I'm going to, like, go home and, like, tell Kea, like, damn, everything worth it. What did he? No, I lost sleep over yelling cocaine 80s that the shit.

show. I went to me and Anne went to the next night and I almost didn't even want to go into the green room because I was in my head of like did I fuck up his show by yelling cocaine 80s like that? Cocaine 80s. Why?

Why do you just yell that? I don't know. It's all good, man. That's a guy that you look up to. You were being a fan. That happened. Super talented. I understand, man. Sometimes you just you were fortunate enough to be around people that you have this certain level of respect for their artistry and you just yell. cocaine aides. Fuck it.

I was clapping like a proud mother at that show. Yeah. As you should, man. I like that. See, it's okay for men to admit that they, you know, like, like, like, like, like, it's okay. It might have been the first time I've ever done like a call and repeat at a show. Like, the way we used to joke about, like, you know, we're not putting our hands up. We're not, you know, doing the call and respond. Oh, no. I think every time James said for the crowd to do something, I did it. That's nasty. That's nasty. That's not so. You better be. glad you didn't go with a female.

You better be so... A woman would have lost so much respect for you that night. Like, ew. Like, what are you doing? Like, you raising your hands when a God state says, put your hands up? They said, make some noise where he said, whoo! Yeah. Highest octave I could hit. Oh, my God, that's disgusting. And then we went out after we linked with the Boz and Momo was DJ.

And we had a night. We had like a real, proper night. It's Boss's birthday. Today's Boss's birthday? Yeah. Happy birthday, boss. Happy birthday. We didn't really have a night.

Like, we drove up to the club. Yeah. You left pretty early. Julian took me down some, like, dungeon, went around an apartment building, down to the A train, then back up, and we ended up in a club. Okay. And I said, what's up to boss? And then grabbed Julian. I said, I'm leaving.

It was a silencio on 57th. Oh, silence. Nice spot. Yeah. It's good time. Yeah. Happy birthday bars, man. Good dude.

Well, yeah, I wish I could offer more to this conversation. But I was a loss of words for most of. I'm glad you went and got to experience one of the guys that you really look up to in this music business and see him perform. That was dope. Yeah, and I would have been way too terrified to be like, hey, you want to hear this? Because you actually respect his music opinion. That's why. See, but that's fucked up to say because, like, I idolize trackmasters, but I'm cool in a room with them to, like, give opinions, yo, listen to this, whatever.

James, I'm terrified of. Which is funny as he's the nicest guy. You could not be like a elite less intimidating person. I feel like he's probably easy to work with collaboratively. Like I, right? Yeah, but if he held something up to James

and like James was like, ah, yeah, I see what you did there. Rory might quit music. I see what you did. It's hilarious. What did I do, James? What did I do right there? Tell me.

What was even more embarrassing was I posted a clip of the show on my IG story and added him and he reposted it and then replied to the video in my DMs I scrolled up to all the blue I was like God I hope he doesn't scroll up

Oh no he scrolled Oh no He saw it It was all stuff for phone can die But it's just like Already how I felt And then when he DM me back off that shit I was like I hope he doesn't scroll up

And see Oh no he saw the 15 bounces I sent with no reply He definitely saw it It has been officially one year Since the drop of I thought it'd be different Yeah Congrats

How you feeling? One year's old. Well, you have a one year. Well, you have a one and a half year old. Yeah. But you have a one year old out. Time that perfectly. Uh, uh, this is what I posted.

Time that perfectly is hilarious. This is what I posted to my close friends while we were in the green room. The only thing I thought was cool about the year anniversary is that no homo. I got to spend it with James. That was very homo. No homo doesn't work on that one for some of them. reason, yeah. That was very humble. It was like, oh, all right, maybe this is like cool year shit. I put the worst close friends like year anniversary. Year old today, it represents

so much chaos in my life. Fuck this album, but it's incredible. Couldn't be more grateful. That's a, that's a definitely a you caption. Now, this is going to make this thing really gay. Like, this is a 360 deal gay. Is James and your close friends? No. Okay, that would have been very That would have been disgusting. I don't even think he follows me back. Why would I put him in my close friends? That makes it even funny. Answer my close friends.

That makes it very gay. You know what's so fucked? I'm so glad. I'm so mad I'm just off today. Because I was so cool over the weekend. Now this entire thing just makes me seem like the weirdest fucking human being. Because now he's realized.

He's playing back. every moment in his head now. James's not going to listen to this, but if in the event that he does, he's going to look at me like the biggest weirdo ever. Like, all right, so that's what that guy was thinking while he was cool in the green room?

Yeah, exactly. It's okay, man. Men get so, like, weird when it's like shit like that. Like, women, they just lean into it. Just lean into it. You're a fan. It's okay.

It's okay to be a fan of somebody. I think men have a hard time, like, accepting that. It's okay to be a fan of someone, especially somebody that's really talented. That's dope. I'm always on the side of when I'm a fan. Yeah, that's, there's nothing wrong with that.

He's a fan, he a fan. See, that's what they do. Freaky ass, nigga. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That's what they do to make you, like, feeling secure about yourself. You think I'm a 69 guy for James? All right.

See, you made it. See, because I don't like this because I was there and I feel like this is like a thruple thing that's going on. Yeah, no, you was part of it, too. You was part of the weird shit. I didn't sign up for that. I'm happy that you guys have fun. I had a blast.

And to our listeners that signed up to our party. I'm sorry that we didn't have it. I'm trying to remember Julian's swag. I was selling my head that I didn't even really peeped like how Julian was back me up. Back me up. Julian waved to me on FaceTime. I almost hung up the phone.

And it was probably a... I was a funniest guy in the room. I was like, hey, ma'all. I was like, yo, listen, man, the game is on. I'm about to hang up, though. Don't say hi to me. No, you were hanging because Terris was cutting you up. No, that's my guy, man.

I do want to have a real talk with Terris. I had an interest this talk with Omar Epps over the weekend, too, over the phone. Look, who you. talk to. That's my gosh. I mean, he's a listener of this podcast. That's my gosh.

Shout out. He is? Yeah. Shout out to Omar. He's married. He's been married for years. I'm sorry. He's been married for years.

He's still in the same place. He was one of my first crushes. He's also been married since he was your first crush. Mm. He's not in there too. You don't want to add that in there. He and a Steelers coach. Yeah.

Yeah. But I'm shout out the Omar. The Steelers coach. It's a joke. It's a joke. Actually, this would be a good question. Wait, you have a weird crush on Mike. Tomlin?

Tomlin? Well, because he probably resembles Omar Epps. Oh, yeah, I guess. That was the joke. Yeah, I missed it. But whatever. Go ahead. But since we have Aunt in the room, me and Omar Epps, Omar, he hit me, and he said,

yo, listen, man, quick question. I don't want you to, like, give me a knee-jerk reaction. Just think about it. Is off the wall a better album than Thriller? Yes. And I said, I don't know. But after listening, because I went and I listened. to Off the Wall and I listened to Thriller.

And I hit him back and I said, I think I know why you feel like off the wall is better. Off the Wall has more of that R&B vibe that we naturally like. Thriller was more of a pop. It was still some R&B in there, but that was more of a pop album than Off the Wall was. Off the wall was Mike really digging into his R&B all the way R&B, traditional R&B bag. But then he started like comparing songs. And I'm like, it's crazy that these songs are from the same artist that we're comparing in this text right now.

Like, Mike is the illest dude ever, bro. Like, it's not even close. When you start comparing his records to his records, it's like, how does an artist make this much great music? And that was like, what, a three-year span, maybe? Yeah. Thriller is better than Off the Wall, but not by much. I prefer off-the-wall, but, I mean, Thriller is,

if we're going off like the Apple music conversation that we had, it's the greatest album period, but I prefer off the wall. Shit, I prefer bad over Thriller, but... Yeah, Thriller is like a greatest hits collection. Like there's not a miss on it. It's off the, not to say that there's a throw in off the

wall, but Thriller is just like... It's like that in the Bob Marley Legend album. Yeah. It's like, all right, everything is a fucking... Is it like all diamond records? Bad would probably be my favorite Michael Jackson album if I had to pick a favorite.

That is definitely my favorite. But I would go off the wall second and thrill the third is my personal preference. And then wherever the free willy shit. That's over there. The free willy shit. That's over there. Yeah, how you're going to just wave off the free willy shit like that?

Like, yeah, that's crazy. And then what was the album that had butterflies on it? That was dangerous. Invincible. Invincible. Damn, wait, dangerous might, hold on. Because bad, my favorite Michael Jackson songs are Liberian Girl and Dirty Diana, which is why I like bad so much,

but dangerous might be the one. Dangerous was a crazy album. Damn, Mike has some fucking, Jesus Christ, these albums are so concise. And as much as I lean on the Prince side for that debate, once you start looking at everything on Wikipedia, like just looking at the track list, it's like, that's what I'm saying.

It's like, all right, man, that's what I'm saying. That's what I'm always kept to me. All you fake musicians with the old Prince was, yes, Prince might have been more talented. Prince did not have the, better music than Michael Jackson. We got to stop. Yeah, I don't think anyone would argue Prince is the more talented artist musician.

Yeah. That's not even up for debate. I don't see how that's an argument. Mike just makes better music, but Prince is a better artist. Yeah, I mean, when you play that many instruments, yeah, it's not fair to compare. It's like, that's, like, come on. Mike's career looks like AI. Like, this shouldn't even be, this shouldn't even be real. Like, how do you have this perfect of a dysography? It's actually crazy to look at. It's sick.

And listen, I love diamonds and pearls. I love all that shit. Prince is my guy. But when you really look at this shit, this isn't even human that you could have every three albums. Everything's it. Yeah. Like legendary classic hits.

Like the undeniable hit record. Like not the one that you can sit here in. It's like, it's not even, these are all hit records. Like, it's crazy. And you know I'm big beehive and I always say the next person to Mike would be Beyonce. She can't sit musically with me.

When you sit and look at this, it's like, listen, yo, four is a classic, but I don't. Nobody can sit musically with Mike. No, Mike's impossible. Michael Jackson is on an entirely different scale than any of these artists. But it's just fun to go back now and, you know, listen to the albums and the music

and kind of just like compare it to what's going on. Okay, the real, real question here, since we got all my homo erotic shit out with the James thing. How did you and Omar Epps on the phone end up in this conversation? Because that's way gayer than me sitting in a green room with James. How? How did you and Omar just start talking about Michael Jackson? That sounds romantic.

Does it? It's Michael Jackson. Who doesn't listen to Michael Jackson? But how do y'all even get on that debate? It may have been a conversation. Walk me through, hey. It was coming off of the conversation. that we had a few days ago

about the whole Drake and Kendrick shit. Okay. So I guess just in the midst of us coming out of that conversation, it just turned into a music thing. And he probably was just home thinking about it. And he just texted me and asked me. And I thought it was a good question.

Because at first I was like, come on, a thriller, without a doubt. But then when you sit and you look, I said, you go to off the wall and you look at it, you like, wait, hold up. This ain't. Yeah, it's like, it's like this is almost the same shit. Obviously, Michael during Thriller

just changed music, videos. He just became the biggest artist in the world at the Thriller album. But just the music, everything aside, off the wall is right there. Ironically, I texted Julian and Demaris over the weekend

for a Patreon topic. I want to dissect that Quincy Jones interview. It's six years old now. I reread it while I was waiting for my computer at Apple. We're going to dedicate a whole Patreon episode to dissecting that. That's the wildest, it's the wildest interview I've ever read in my life. Quincy Jones is like, when you, when you, when you, if you didn't watch his documentary, I don't know how you didn't watch yet, but definitely watch Quincy Jones documentary on Netflix.

For somebody to have, it's almost like you can't believe the type of shit that Quincy Jones has lived. done, seen, been a part of. Like, he's, he casually talks about Frank Sinatra. Like, just throws a name out. Yeah, like, me and Frank, you know, this is how we did it. And we just shook hands. And we, I'm like, wait, what? Like, how do you just throw those type of people, Miles Davis and Sammy Davis?

And the guy, I'm just like, what the Michael Jackson? He's like, yeah, I remember little Michael came in. A little Michael. Like, he called him like, little Mike came in and just, I'm like, you know, Who is this guy? The guy from Vulture that interviewed him out the gate. First question, like little fluff, whatever. I mean, you've seen a lot.

He said, yeah, I've seen too much. I wish I didn't see it. And he said, like what? He said, I know who killed JFK. That's how the interview starts. And I believe him. How about that? I believe Quincy Jones when he says it.

Oh, no, he says the name. I believe him. That's the type of life. The legend, the fucking icon. Quincey Jones has lived, done, been a part of. Quincy Jones is like the guy in a movie that's in every scene, but you don't notice it until they pointed out. It's like, yo, look, there he goes right there.

That's like, wait, he was in the room when that happened? Yes. Like, he's just, uh, uh, this reminded me of Einstein, Einstein and Oppenheimer. He just kept popping out of nowhere. Yeah, that's how, that's, that's, that's, that's Quincy Jones. I was like, everywhere in that movie. He's everywhere. He's had a hand in everything.

He's been a part of, if you have some of your biggest, favorite songs record artist ever. I guarantee you somewhere in there, Quincy Jones' thumbprint is there on that artist. So was his birthday over the weekend? Did he turn 91? Because how I even got on this entire thing was my pop saying, so Quincy Jones is 91,

that would be such a bucketless interview. My father's be doing what he's... All right, so I don't even know where my pops out of nowhere. He said... He had a couple of bruises. He was high. Yeah.

he was saying bucketless interview and I replied his family isn't letting him next to a microphone after that last interview he said Richard Pryor fuck Marvin Gay the last time someone put a microphone in He just said Richard Pryor and Marlon Brando

He used to fuck each other too Yeah So that made me This is yeah That made me read that interview again While I was at Apple to send him my pops And I sent it to them like Patreon episode

We're breaking down that entire interview Next Patreon episode For sure Because I could talk for six hours right now If we really want to get into it what he said in that last. This is his quote. Brando used to go

cha-cha dancing with us, which is just a hilarious sentence out the gate. Then he said he could dance his ass off. He was the most charming motherfucker you'd ever met. He'd fuck anything. He'd fuck a mailbox.

James Baldwin, Richard Pryor, Marvin Gay. Look at the names that he just threw out there. That's sick. Running off them names like after mailbox.

Legend. He'd fuck a mailbox. James Baldwin. To go into James Baldwin after a mailbox? Yeah. I felt bad for shitting on Julian last episode. because I sent this quote to my dad.

What were your first impression of the Beatles? Is what Vulture asked Quincy Jones. That's right. Shit on them. That they were the worst musicians in the world. Thank you. They were no playing motherfuckers. Paul was the worst bass player I've ever heard.

And Ringo, don't even get me started. Yo, Quincy, you know what it is? That's right. He's at that point now where it's just like, yo, listen, man, I'm getting all my shit off before I check out. Yeah. I'm getting on my shit off. Fuck it.

He was... Back to the Mike shit, though. He was saying Mike stole a whole lot of shit. He did. So what? I don't give a rat's ass. Yeah, it gives a fuck. All these guys steal.

I want to leave Drake alone, man. We don't care either. Steal Drake. Keep doing your thing. We said that before. Quinn didn't get the publishing he deserved. And Quincy went a whole list of names that never even got a point on a Michael Jackson record that he stole full records from.

God to love Quincy Jones. Living legend, man. Shout out to Quincy Jones. So we got some new music over the weekend Your guy responded My guy responded? Yeah Who's my guy, Drake?

What you respond? Yeah, of course Another embarrassing moment I just had embarrassing moments over the weekend When this sexy red album dropped I text Demaris at 3 a.m. 3 a.m. Yo, you up?

She hit me the next morning Like, yo, is everything okay? I was like, nah, I was listening to Sexy Red album I just want to talk to you about it. I was jamming at 3 a.m. by myself. You actually listen to the album?

Do you still think the clock is off? Clock is on? Yeah. Still think the clock. I listen to two of the records that didn't have Drake on him and they were hard to listen to. That outside record,

oh my God. That's what Mike Will made it. That shit goes crazy. It's a good record. The one she moaning on? Oh, that shit is going to go off. It goes crazy. You see, I can't.

She might ruin the youth, but it's catchy. I can't bring myself to listen to it though. I just can't. Like, I can't press play on this shit. I mean, you're already in a Republican, but all the way through it, I started feeling more and more like a Republican.

And like, we need to get back to the nuclear family. She was stunned about having this songs for the bitches with five baby daddies. I was like, this is an awful message. But it sounds amazing. It has an audience. Eat my pussy on my period. Blood dripping down your face. I said, all right.

Now, sexy, hold on. See, we got to relax. That's not. She, wow. That's your guy's girl though. Okay. What does that mean? It's two bad bitches, you know.

I also texted Mall at midnight when this came out and said, what is Drake doing? Which he did not reply to. I didn't know what you was talking about. I read that the next day and I was like, what the fuck is we're talking about? I thought Drake did some wild shit. I'm here to stand up for Drake because if you're a strategist, what strategy do you tell him to go? He's in the same boat kind of as, Marl's not going to like this, but as Cole when it comes to everybody's waiting for what you're going to say next. and you can't come with the braggadocious shit

because the general consensus is that you lost. So you have to come with this. Like, what did y'all want him to do? I'm not, all right. I'm not mad at him leaning into it, but he has to go full villain at this point. Like, he has to keep this energy up with the BBL shit, with objectifying women.

Like everything Kendrick said and Meet the Grams, he confirmed in this verse, which is fine. But he's got to live there now. Yeah, but he's been living there. This is life. Yeah, this is life. I've got three condos there.

Yeah, but things are different now. Let's not act like people aren't looking at Drake differently for the first time ever. Second time. It was fine living in that world before. We got to think before, euphoria, and after. AD, B, C, we have to figure life with Drake is like that. So, yeah, if you're going to lean into this, I'm with it, listen, it's a cool verse. Whatever, I get it.

But you got to kind of like be the villain for real now. I think that he will lean into more of a villain type of energy moving forward. But I think for this record with sexy red, I mean, this is just a fun, fun record. This is not about, you know, any of that shit. I do like the whole playoff, the whole BBL jersey thing. I thought that was cool. It was smart. Lean into that.

Was it? Yeah, why not? Especially if it's on a record with somebody like Sexy Red. Yeah. Why not? I felt like if he was going to wrap over that, make that the next disc record. Like, no. Don't even touch that.

Like, you add into it even more. Man, you got to have fun with that shit. He ain't, he's not mad at that. To me, it's showing that, okay, I'm going to take that, like, cool, that's what you're trying to. All right, well, let me take that making my own flip and have fun with it. Like, it's not more so about, oh, this is still a part of the whole energy from the beef. like, no, this isn't that. This is like, okay.

Everything still is. Cole included. No, it's not right. Well, Cole's situation is different from Drake's situation. Time will pass and everyone will be fine. But in this moment right now, if you look at that Friday,

after everything that ensued over the last month, we got a zesty drill record from Cole and Drake rapping about all the shit Kendrick accused him of on Meet the Grimes. He's the boogeyman. But you don't think that that was part of his angle to do that? Yeah, but does it, does it hit?

No, I think so. I think this is a little, a good strategy, but a little too late. I think Drake's trying to go in on a joke, but he's the butt of the joke. And he thinks, like, oh, I'm in on it now. It's like, no, people are still, we're still clowning you. Just because you wrapped over, it doesn't mean it's now your moment. Like, you still lost. That's how I look at it.

I think, I was like, you're a little too late, bro. Like, this is cute, but it's not going to dig you out of the hole you're already in. I don't even think he cares about that, though. I don't either. I don't think he cares. I think, and I think the people who listen to sexy Reds music are going to enjoy the Drake verse, and people who just listen to Drake are going to enjoy the Drake verse. I don't think.

But why you're saying like he's in a hole and all? Like, what is that people, how people feel is the whole? The general consensus is that he lost ball. I get that part, but what hole is he in? He's Drake. He's not in a hole. Obviously he's not. Yeah, you should be.

But the perception and the brand for the first time has looked different. It didn't even affect him when the ghost writing. shit came out. This is the first time his brand has been compromised. So everything he does now is going to be judged drastically different than it was before. Okay, but how has the brand been compromised? Kendrick Duckworth, what's his last name? Yeah, it's pretty cool last name. Kendrick compromised the brand. How? That's really his last name. Yeah. He, there's a, the number one record in the world is calling him a pedophile. Oh, fuck out of here. That's just a fact. That matters, ma'all? No, it doesn't.

It doesn't. I think, again, time will pass and everyone will be fine. But everything that Drake does now, Cole as well, is going to be judged drastically different than it ever has been before. So yeah, this, probably in the long run, this was a good move. Just fucking do some clown shit and have a blast so everyone can start to get away from this. Instead of doing some hard rap record, I get why Cole and Drake both made those moves. But I'm still going to look at it under the microscope.

as the month of May 2024. This has all been in one month. Yeah. So yeah, we're looking at Cole different after that whole thing when he's talking about

Shorty and his phone named Grippy and then Jarek just doing the BBL shit. That sounds like you hating a little bit. I don't know. What am I hating on? Like Shorty his phone name Grippy, okay. It's a wild name to put in your phone.

I... You definitely save the girl on your phone at some wild shit. What's the wildest? Yeah, a guy's name, so I wouldn't get caught. James. Ballroom? That's funny.

No. All right. See. I like it. That was funny. Oh, I don't even know where. I'm having a rough day. So, it's under a microscope, man.

Rate the verse, one to ten. Which verses? Drake's, we know how you feel about Cole's. Drake's. Rate the verse. I actually think Cole's verse is good. I just wish Cole wasn't rapping it. That's a wild kind of hate

You sound like mall when you said that That's a weird type of hate Yo see this is what I'm saying Why why he sound like me Why? Because you keep saying You don't want to hear cold rap That sounded like something you was

It's a great verse for that song And when we were playing it Last episode I was like this is gonna work It's not for me But I wish someone else Besides Cole was rapping I wish Cole wrote that

And someone else Just wrapped it That's what somebody Say y That's not hate It's just somebody on Twitter I thought this was AI And then I found out it was really cold

And I was like it's going to all feel like that for a while I think I have no rating for either of those records except for I apologize to Kendrick Lamar for saying he wasn't the boogeyman we're in the after shock phase of this whole

beef still yeah it's over but like we're still under the lens of all that just happened so shit's gonna be weird for a little bit I'm interested to see on the music that both of these artists respectfully put out coming out of this. Solo music, you mean?

I think Drake goes on that hype. Fuck features. Fuck all that shit. I want to hear what Kendrick has, what Drake has, and although I probably... You're gonna listen to me. I'm gonna force myself to listen to Cole.

Lord, you're going to listen to the fall off and you're going to enjoy it. But he pissed me off. That's fair. You can't believe Cole did that shit, bro. That is the crate. I don't think y'all understand I think I matter at the Friday.

I actually would have preferred if Coles just came out talking this shit. No rapper could fuck with me. I would have preferred that over Grippy. Yeah, man, that shit is just, I don't know. Two gentlemen that didn't see eye to eye that were also involved with this beef Metro more than 21 Savage, went on IG Live. 21 was on live and Metro joined. And then pretty early into the live of him joining, 21 found some comments that Metro left before he jumped on. Yo, Mike, I ain't working, bro.

You're on that poor-ass Wi-Fi. Your mic ain't working, my name. Poor-ass Wi-Fi is hilarious. Is this Metro on... 21 Savage and Metro. I ain't even see all the... So in the middle of him joining, he saw that Metro's leaving some pretty fucked up comments,

not fucking, but like, you know, unfavorable comments about 21 Savage. What did he call him, an OVO Savage? Yeah. What about him? Didn't he? I'm from the block, didn't he? Yeah.

Bullying. So he blocked Metro after accepting him with his live. One person. Submit report. What on with that nigga? 10.21 snitched? Smith report is hilarious. So funny.

Is he OVOS 21, though? I mean, well, Drake is out. obviously his guy. But I mean, him and Metro, him and Metro are obviously... That was his guy before the Drake shit. Yeah, no, they're still cool. I think this is all just in fun and jokes and shit like that. I don't think this is no real, no real beef.

But, um... There was another clip, like, weeks ago when someone asked him that on IG Live. And he was like, they'll figure it out. Like, I felt bad for 21 at that way. They'll figure it out. Like, I felt for him. But being in the middle of that type of shit is... Yeah.

Insane. Because this isn't just some behind the scenes riff now. Like, this is a whole different animal when. But you can understand that type of role. Like, you, you cool with both parties right now beefing and you got to play this kind of neutral ground as much as possible. And you hope that it doesn't go so like too overboard. So you can understand that the position that 21 has is like, Dan, he's both my guys. Obviously, you know, he has, he's probably had a relationship.

with Metro longer. Then he's had a relationship with Drake, but Drake has probably done more for 21's career. Then, uh, I don't know about all that. Explain. Just swing around in the chair? Crazy.

Explain. How many projects did Metro and 21 have? Uh, I don't know, but one of them I really, really like. Let's, let's pull up a Metro in 21. Because they have Savage Mode 1 and 2, right? Mm-hmm. Which I think definitely built a lot of 21's core.

For sure. I'm pretty sure Metro Booman produced bank account. 21's probably his biggest record. He produced X too. He did most of what I'm looking here. The I's an album. He did damn near that entire thing. Bank account was actually produced by 21 Savage.

Metro just looped the beat for him. But bank account was produced by 21 Savage. Okay. Well, yeah, I think that... Wait, what? Yeah. He came out on Everyday Struggle. Why he looked so confused?

Yeah, he was like... Why you look so confused, though? What do you mean he just looped the beat? On Everyday Struggle, 21 Savage appeared as a guest. When asked about his production on the track, 21 stated, bank account was just straight-me. Metro just dragged it out to make it long enough for me to wrap on and added the little pauses and the beat.

But the melody, the bass, the sample, the hi-hat, I did all of that. Okay, so he just engineered it. Mm-hmm. Yeah. Okay, cool. I just wasn't sure what you meant. Like, he just came in and was like, yo, loop that. I did all the hard part.

He just did copy and paste and pros a bunch of fucking times. All right, cool. All right, well. Now, you just take and do what I did, but keep doing it over and over. Keep making it do that over and over and over. No, I know how to hit Command Vee. and Pro Tools as well. Yeah. Just keep doing that.

Make it do what to do. But yeah, I think that obviously all of that, everything that Metro did for 21 as far as, you know, his sound and creating his core following and his sound that he has obviously holds its place. But I think what Drake was able to do was put 21 on a different level.

He took all of that and elevated it to the level what's at now. The Herloss album, obviously, the tour. I think that turned 21 probably into the biggest star that he is now. I mean, but if you refer to the last verse of Not Like Us, might have done more for Drake. I don't even know the last verse is not like us. I know you don't. What does it like it out? What does that mean?

Savage Hope he gets your lingo up. No, I was a baby. Oh. No, I was just suggesting that what people have said about Drake way before the Kendrick Beef, of that he just takes from people and that he was really just doing this shit with 21. That was to help Drake. It wasn't a help 21.

21 gave you false street cred. I don't even care about that bore. That was his involvement. Believe it or not, and I hate to be on mall's side with this whole day. I really hate the third verse of not like us. You don't like history lessons? Tuchin said you good, but he lied.

I hate that first. So much. I just think it's like. Because he could have. cooked. Like, there's a lot to deal with with what he's saying. Yeah, the direction he went, but he just didn't do it well. Yeah, like, I didn't even, like, little baby helped you get your lingo up.

Like, I just didn't get it. He started out crazy with the history lesson, but then just didn't lay on the point, in my opinion. But who am I? I'm just a white guy that goes to Atlanta. You know, they want... And minds his business. They hate white people in hip-hop. I ain't going to lie. I hope Drake don't never give none of these niggas another verse again in his life.

Well, that's not fair, because they didn't say nothing. I hope he don't give a nigga. All your day parties is going to be trashes. motherfucker if you got to listen to this trash shit that's out here without Drake. Y'all day parties are going to suck. Wait, we can't just play old Drake music at day parties? Of course. You're going to have to play some Drake music for the party to be dope.

I'm just talking my new shit. I hope he don't give a nigger a verse ever again. And I want to see what you niggas is streaming at that point. All right. So to everyone that was on that list with pushups. No, I'm talking about everybody. Nobody. No, that's not how Drake operates, though.

Right. That's why I said what I said. But you just want Drake to do solo work. Because now all of a sudden it's beef. Oh, he gave street cred. He helped Jolingo. And he's, what are y'all niggas talking about, man?

Stop acting like he didn't help all of you niggas. That's all I'm saying. Like, that shit is crazy. Like, you can't. Because I think it's dope when you admit, like, nah, he definitely gave a nigger a look. I think that's flying the beef. He's like, nah, that nigg definitely helped me out.

You can shit on a nigger that helped you out, but you ain't got to act like he didn't help you out, is what I'm saying. But none of those people did that outside of, like, the people who are beefing with him none of the people that Kendrick named did that I'm not no I'm just talking about the the narrative that's being painted oh he stole from them he needed that artist for street cred

he needed that no he didn't what you're talking about you think Drake needs street credit Drake don't need to go in the streets Nick ain't selling drugs you're selling music man that's 21 could you do something for me hmm you're doing the math can you text my

my pussy X for me like What the fuck is wrong? Like, it's so good. You ain't feel that? You ain't feel what I'm... DeMaris? Yeah, I felt...

You definitely text the ex for your girl before. But I'm a woman. Okay. What that mean? I can't text one of my homeboy's exes for him? Can you talk to my pussy ex for me? Yeah, why not? Okay.

Like, if she got him blocked... Listen, the shit's slap. If she got him blocked, I'm like, oh, listen... Like, if she got him blocked, my man like, your dog, text her, tell her, please, though. Like, I can't text my ex for my homeboy? Or his ex for him? Like she got him blocked.

Like, I could definitely see that happening. Like, yo, she got me blocked on everything, though. Tell her I love her. Yeah, but why she got me a pussy? I mean, well, you know. Still smoke, yeah. Yeah. That's a, that's a specific.

And she has a pussy. Two things could be true. If my ex has me blocked and I ask my homeboy to text her and say, I love you, she's going to block my homeboy too. We all blocked. Fuck. Your homeboy was blocked before he was taken me. As your homie, what I'm going to do?

Like, nah, I ain't going to do that? I guess maybe if it was savage, it'd be different. I don't know. You got a text. you, all right, man, or at least give it. Oh, here, man, take my phone. Maybe 21 is that friend, like, in the relationship that he could be, oh, shit, it's all coming together.

Mm-hmm. He's the mediator between Metro and Drake. All right, maybe that is 21 Savage. He's that type of person. He's the friend that can talk to your ex. He can figure out where the conflict is. Like, yo, I know he's triv. Let me talk to you, try to get this information.

21, going to make her laugh a little bit. Yeah. Nah, don't make my girl laugh. We're not doing that. You ain't texting my girl. girl and y'all laughing and shit. The fuck, now you're going against everything I just asked you to do. Don't be funny, naked.

He walked down the street with Amber Rose with a shirt that said, I'm a slut. He's for the woman. He's a feminist. That's the guy I need in my corner to text my pussy act. What? You're looking at me like that for? He did it. Oh, 21 of feminists.

Don't do that. He is. Bro, he was at the slut walk. He's a feminist. You do crazy things for love, man. He was in love. All right? It is what it is.

He was slotting it up. I would probably would, I probably would, I'd probably would, I'd probably, would they did that too. I was never mad at 21 when he did that. I got it. I understood it. Look at it. They looked like they just left Comic-Con. You got that. I know that pussy fire. Niggas ain't doing that.

21 hasn't done that sense. I know. I know she was in there doing some crazy shit to that. Look at the shit. He was told the science and I'm a hoe too. Can y'all not? Oh, I know that shit. fire. You know

when it's fire. You can look at your man that said this nigga. He eating different. He doing all the time of shit. He had near motherfucking drinking smoothies and shit. She got that he can go in the rallies. Never meditated a day in his life. Yeah, I was never mad at that nigga 21, bro.

Never. What's the wildest shit? Because obviously, to your point, this is obviously out of his character. What's the wildest shit of girls like? you've done to try to impress a girl or like, dude, to get her approval. Is that me? Yeah. Oh, shit.

That really looks a lot like Rory. Oh, shit. I think I might have tried to Pilates class with a girl. Never again. Oh, my God. Never again. I was going to say mine's doing yoga classes.

That shit sucked. That Pilate shit is for the, that shit is, that little machine, you look at that shit. You're like, oh, what the fuck? Yeah, I. You lay there out of stuff. The reformer. Fam, that shit is

that shit is crazy. That shit is crazy. That Pilate shit is different. I might have done like a quick once over of astrology. Even though I publicly hated that shit. You downloaded the app? Yeah.

I tried to sound like I knew what I was talking about. I went deep into her sign. Even though I'd be on this podcast, like I'll fuck that. So if she listened to one episode, she would know that I was bullshit. Yeah. I think I did a whole astrology.

Yeah. So we can't be mad at 21 for holding an I'm a whole two sign and going to the million. What was it? A million slut March? What was that name? Not for real.

Wasn't it? Wasn't it something? It was slut walk. It was just a slut walk. The million slut march. I mean, it's fucking insane. I thought that's what it was called.

I thought it was the million slut march. I don't know. All right. Slet walk. Whatever. J. Electronics is going to snuff you next time you see. Why?

Why? I thought that's what they called it. But okay. I would have did the slut walk too. I'm not mad at 21 for that at all. I totally understand. Oh, I'm linking at this, the slut walk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

Like, actually, I don't know how more his homeboys wasn't with him. I'm like, where are you going? To the what? Nigger, we going. I don't think there's ever been a better response to, yo, are they outside? They're all outside. Yeah, today in the same park. Just follow them.

Give me a sign. I'm a whole two, too. I'd have had I'm a whole two to right next to that. What? Y'all diggers is just, for Amber, man, man, listen, y'all niggas is crazy. Or, you know, and for just women. his ability to like sleep with who they want without being shame.

Yeah, but that's secondary. When your girl's Amber, like that's the, that's the priority. Wherever she's going, I'm going. That's priority. And then you get there, ask her, yo, so what's this for? I don't know what it's for. So what's your cause? So what y'all?

Yeah, like, I thought this was for MS. What we were walking for? Oh, okay. All right, I fuck it. We outside. I bet we slelt's today. Yeah, yeah. It's all good.

So good. And the way in which women can. I only have five bodies. That'd be my time. Okay, so y'all are dating women, right? Are women still getting that off like in their 30s? Because like I know in your 20s like that's when you were supposed to get it off. But like in your, I only have five bodies.

Who asked that though? But in your 30s, are women still getting off that I only have five bodies? Like you can't only have five bodies. What do you mean about getting it off? You can't say it. Whether I'm going to believe it or not. No. But also like who can't get that off from 19 to 40.

Who asked that? You'd be surprised. I'm I tripping I think that's some loser-ass shit to do is to ask someone that how many people have you fucked I think that's the loser-ass shit but men still ask

I think the last time I asked that I was in high school when it was like you're a fucking loser if you ask women that I mean we've established already in this episode that I'm a loser so

no but like when you're like 16 it's like oh have you fucked yet it's different when you're like that young yeah I was just curious like you're in your 30s 40s 40s and you're home me? I wouldn't Shut up.

I don't even want to know the answer to any. Yeah. Why is that even matter? Was she going to undo the dick? Like, I don't get what's the goal? How many bodies you got this week? So I know where a con or not. That's a much better question.

Right. That's a logical one. We're just like one's last time you've been tested. Like something that's like relevant to like what you're about to do. Not like, you know, you catch 13 dicks in 2020, 2012. Like, gives a shit. 2012 was a good year to catch a dick. What if she did catch 13 in 2012?

How are you feeling? It's fine. It's whatever. Like, that's not, it's actually not that bad of a percentage. 365 days, 13, that's not, I'm not a math guy, but that's not a high number. That's more, no, it's more than once a month. It's like 1.12 a month. If it's a leap year. I was about to say if there's a leap year, yeah.

February 29. 12th, a dick a month? You got that 13th dick. Snuck it in right before new years. Like, paid the dick forward? That's why. I know I'm going to get killed for this. 13 bodies a year is not crazy.

A dick a month? I don't know. For my own ego, I don't even think about these types of things. Niggas don't want to know how many diggas they girls slept with. Because then you can start calculating how many inches that is. We already know the rabbit holes I go down. If I start thinking about if 13 bodies is too much for a year and then I find out certain information, I don't need that type of stress in my life.

You can do the math on like how many inches that. So like if what are you talking about right now? No. Sorry. And started smoking. So now I'm getting high. But if it was 13 digs, say... Don't blame me, though.

Don't do that. What's the average dick? Because we smoke ain't ever one to make me want to calculate inches of dick. I don't even know why you got your phone out right now. What are the ones? Calculator. Put your phone away.

Put your phone away. Put your phone away. You're asking me crazy shit right now. We're not going to solve for X. What does he talk about? We smoke ain't never made a nigger one to multiply dicks. Like, put your calculator away. Math.

What's your fucking calculator away, bro? You're tripping right now. He pulled out of the phone and said, all, 13, 13 dicks. times two times five inches five that's the average that's okay that's that's some sick you went to college i would have an issue i would have an issue of math 60 inches of dick in the over the course of a calendar year that a lot i don't know in three business days 365 divide five yeah all right so how not only now you think about your your girl's sexual partners you're thinking about the size of the dick with every last one of them now how are you

gauging that. No, I was just, I'm just curious. Like, I'm saying if someone were to care so much about the body count of their, of their person they're trying to sleep with, what would they want that information for? In my mind, if I'm asking for that information, I would just do like a like calculation to see how many inch inches that is per year. That's how your brain works. I mean, what do you want these numbers for if you're not going to do something with that? I don't want the numbers. Let's start there. I don't want to go. I don't either. I'm saying for those who. Yeah, but now you, now you got your calculator in your head. And I don't understand like, we even got it 20%.

Rory, help me out. How do we get to the calculator? At that point, then you find it out who our exes are going to the IG, like, nah, he looked like a soft date. Soft eight, soft eight, soft seven? Okay, let's throw a couple of wildfires in there. So now you got to inflate the numbers. You got to inflate the numbers a little bit. Like, what are you doing?

Put your phone away, bro. What are you doing? All right, let's not be misogynistic. Let's put it on this side. Would you guys be embarrassed if there was a gymnasium where you could put every girl you've slept with, would you be embarrassed? Would I be embarrassed? Yes. We mean a gymnasium. What do you mean by that? I wouldn't be embarrassed. Y'all get pussy. So I just, I was trying to like just have every girl you ever see. I only have five

bodies. So it could just be the lounge over there. Yeah. So with y'all. Yeah. To have every, to have every woman you've ever slept with in a room. Yululian. On a, in an area, in a space. Yes. Would I be embarrassed? A peer space, a we work, uh, Airbnb. Wherever they fit. Wherever they fit comfortably. Met life for you. Me. What I mean? Because that's why I'm not measuring the amount of dick that my girl has went through.

Yeah, because if you had them. Because I know if I legitimately had every person I've slept with in front of me, I would probably curl up in a ball and feel ashamed to myself forever. Yeah, like how many liters of pussy juice have you drink? What? No. I was going to say, pussies are cavernous. So then you just measure the inverse, which is like how many,

how deep is the pussy. So you can, instead of length, it would be digging a hole in the ground. So how far down by way of how shallow or deep a pussy is. Yeah, you should shut the fuck up now. Anyway, so you're saying like, can you stand in a hole of the amount of pussy that you fucked? You're saying,

I would get to where the submarine for the Titanic exploded. Wow, it's impressive. I have five bodies. I'm just hypothetical. Ask your question. So all of the women you've ever been with in a room. would you be embarrassed? Yes.

I wouldn't say I'd be embarrassed. I would... Not of them, of me and my decisions. What was I doing? A thousand percent. The interesting part of that for me. I also wouldn't recognize, and most of the, I don't know who the fucks.

What's up? And this is going to sound like some therapy gaslighting, but we are not defined by our mistakes. So that's why I'm not trying to measure any dick my girl went through. There's so much shit I'm embarrassed about. Like, I have to have the same grace to someone else.

Yeah. I've made a lot of fucking mistakes and I would be embarrassed looking at the people I've slept with before. The interesting part for me would be, you know how you have those girls that you've been with and you forgot their name?

Or never knew it. Name, I was going to say, that's great. I've reintroduced myself to women I've slept with. Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I would want to see. Like, fucking name. I've gotten, Roy, are you serious?

Oh, we met before? Nice to meet you. You fucked me. We fucked. Oh my God. That's happened a few times. No, listen, I'm not proud of it. I just told you, I would have went with 21 to that boy.

I would have went. I would have accompanied that brother right next to him. Like, I would gladly. But that's fucked up, though, when you think about it. There's a woman and a guy forget that he had sex with you. Damn. That's tough. I feel like you've done that.

You've definitely done that. Me? Yes. For sure. All right, so don't judge us. I'm not judge. I said that's tough for a girl. Now I'm thinking about if there's anybody that can forget.

forget that they slept with me. Like there's anybody I remember having sex with that probably forgot they slept with me. I'm going to be thinking about that all. That's thoughts. 100% is it probably. 100%. You got delete me pussy? 100%.

A guy has slept with you and forgot you. You know why I don't think that that is and it literally has nothing to do with my sexual prowess or anything like that. The majority of the people that I've slept with have been friends of like there was a relationship there either there before or thereafter. Like you know what I'm saying? Like we ran as you're going to see me again. Like we ran in similar stuff.

was you knew who I was before we slept together. So that's probably why. You never had a like a meat. A lot of nowhere hook up. You never had that? No. Not with somebody who I didn't know, like, of them. Like, I've done that with a friend of a friend, but we became friends after.

Like, I've never, every time I try to have a one nice stand, I end up in a relationship. I'm dead ass. I'm dead. Hey. Yo, every time. Every time I tried to have a one-night stand. Every time I try to have a one-night stand, I end up in a relationship.

That's some funny shit. I don't know. Usually the most successful relationships. When y'all fucked the first night. Because I think it gets all of that out the way. Like, you know, the weird space of courting. And not that courting is weird, but like that whole. I think there's less pressure and, like, expectations at that point.

Yeah. It's like, all that. The build up of all this, like, now I'm viewing you in a way. of like I'm, I have to court you. I'm being a representation of myself. Like, yeah. When y'all just fuck and then it's like, yo, I think you're cool.

We should get to know each other. Yeah. Best way, in my opinion. Yeah, because once you've seen each other naked, sex faces, watch me walk to the bathroom with the condom on. Like, what's more, or off? Yeah, it's like, come on.

Like, I don't have. What secrets? If they can survive Demaris's Jada, his voice. Yeah. Yeah. I just feel like it gets rid of, of that representative that you bring to like, first dates, courting.

and all that shit. Like, all right, man. We've had sex already. I don't need to lie about anything anymore. Right. I had sex before this date. So Nikki Minaj was arrested and released in Amsterdam. She was freed.

I didn't see. I think we traded El Chapo for her, or whatever the United States does anytime someone gets locked up. How long did they, did they detain her for? A couple hours. Yeah. And she was in Amsterdam. I don't get it.

How does she get arrested for a week? possession, everything's legal in Amsterdam. It's called drug trafficking. Going through the airport. Yeah. Oh, she brought it. Okay, I didn't know that. Yeah, you can't. Yeah, that's not smart. Wait, did she bring it to Amsterdam or what they was trying to fly out of Amsterdam? I think it had to be too,

because she had a show and I think she missed the show. Oh, okay. Or she might have had a show somewhere else that she missed, but I don't remember, but she... Bring a weed to Amsterdam is for free. Yeah, it's like, what are you doing? I think that's the plot of the second Harold and Kumar movie. Stand to the beach. Yeah, like, you're going to Amsterdam. Like, a I promise you, you're going to get some great weed there.

I mean, I give her some grace the way I did, Joelle Santana. Sometimes you grab the wrong bag. Yeah. No, you're right. I ain't even thinking about it like that. Sometimes. I've grabbed your own bag so many times going to get it. Jewel's just grabbed the one that had the gun in it.

Yeah. Damn. Or sometimes something is just in your bag all the time. You don't even think to, because I've accidentally bought drugs through the airport. And I didn't even know. It was just in that bag that I packed. Like, I didn't even think about it. I accidentally bring water by it.

bottles through. So weed I can understand. Yeah. But I mean, I saw her her whole Twitter response of it's because my tour is so successful and they're trying to bring me down. Now, sometimes you just forget weeds in the back. Yeah. Sometimes you just... Your tour is super successful.

You're smoking shit right now. Yeah, like, that's all. You're doing all the numbers. Great, but... So did they rescheduled the show? I'm sure they had to. Actually, I think they might have just canceled a... Nah, they got to... There's no way they just going to cancel that show. show. They got to reschedule that show. Because I'm pretty sure it was probably sold out.

Listen, you got your man on sort. Just have him hold the weed. Yeah. It's postponed. There you go. Yeah. Yeah, they got to have it. The show has to happen. But, I mean, shout out to Nikki. You know, stay safe out there. And I'm glad that, you know, she was released. And hopefully this is, you know, something that doesn't happen again.

Because I did see the live when they was trying to tell her to get in. to the van and Nikki was like, I'm not going in there. I was like, yo, I know that feeling. That little tight-ass cubby they try to put you in? Nah, I'm not fucking with it. Can you explain gag city to me? Are you a resident? Oh, gag city.

No, what is gag city? That's her whole thing. That's Nicky's like, it's like her thing. It's basically like the tour, the concert. It's just Nikki's little imaginary world with her, the barbs. So, but what is gag, like, what does gag mean in that regard? gag is like kind of like oh god like i'm killing y'all like choke yeah kind of like that like oh he like ate you like ate you up it's another got you that kind of thing no i've just seen her hashtag it for like a year i just didn't know what it meant and i didn't want to ask or you don't want your gag city passport rory no one way ticket to gag i'll use my uh united states issued were y'all ghetto gaggers fans excuse me wow i haven't heard ghetto wow it's been so long since I've heard that.

What is ghetto gaggers? Think about it, Ma. Well, I don't know what gagging is. Well, what is? Well, I know what ghetto is, too, so I can... There you go. But, like, I'm trying to use context clues, and I still don't get it. But, like, when you hear a gag, your initial thought was probably getting head.

So, ghetto gaggers was a sub-porn site of just, like, this hoodbid. Just hoodbush is just throwing dick. Okay. Crazy. Oh, wow. I missed that. I don't want to put this on the screen, but... Yeah, please don't. Thank you.

Is it calculated? We're going to go look that up. Is it still a thing? Yeah, I think they're still operating. They're still operating. At least they have archive footage. I don't know if they're still dropping classics today, but. What years were we talking?

What's the resolution of this footage? I think that was probably like 2008. Look at page. Around 2008. That was like 2008. It was just like the most aggressive, just like spit. But see, all of this shit change, you know, we don't get platforms like this anymore because you have OnlyFans now. So it's like, you know, women that are doing what do these videos, they put them out themselves.

Yeah. Damn, is OnlyFans like bankrupting the porn industry? Like, are they losing money? Is Porn Hub losing money? Or maybe like this site? I know Pornhubs become a promotional tool for a lot of OnlyFans. Yeah, for sure. They put a lot of their content up there still.

They have so many people that visit those sites, though. Yeah. Yeah. It's like five minute clips for... Second to Google for most visit site. Yeah. Which is crazy. It's probably like the browser sites that are probably losing more than...

Pornhub is... And the production company. In the name. It's just the hub of where all the porn is. Like, yeah. That shit is the timeline. So I think the subscription ones are probably losing. Because I'm just like, I'll just go straight to the consumer.

Yeah. And I'll go to like... because you could be searching through those sites for who you specifically want to see when you could just go directly to who you want to see and pay for all their content. Yeah, these chicks is just, they're taking a tech nine business approach with their porn. Hmm. It's a pressing T-shirt. Why do I need to sign to a major?

No, but you, you joking, but that's really what it is. I'm dead ass. That's exactly what it is. Yeah. We don't need to do that subscription shit. Were you paying me fucking 10K for a scene? Yeah, no. I can make that shit in a day.

Exactly. One scene, one clip. Did you see this Lizzo shit? No, I came in and y'all asked me about it. And y'all said, no. We're going to show it to you on camera. All right, just tell me, am I going to give a reaction that may give me canceled? No.

No, no, no, you won't. Okay, cool. All right, so, all right, Julian, roll the tape. Yeah, all I need to know is the South Park dropped the new episode and it's about Ozempic. Okay. There we go. I'm telling you, Sheila, these new drugs are pretty amazing. I think it's cool that Lizzo still uses headphones with a cord.

But I just don't have the same kind of willpower he has. True artist. Which are the drugs are you on, Sharon? Zempic, Manjaro? Oh, no, I talked to my doctor. He said insurance would only pay for those if I had diabetes. But if you can't afford them, then how are you managing your weight? Lizzo's already pissed.

Now there's a whole new obesity drug for those of us who can't afford Zemphick and Manjaro. I controlled all my cravings to be thinner. With Lizzo It's lezell It's face It makes you feel good about your win And you cost 90% less than o Zimpy

My standards And my expectations I love that they're on go-carts I don't give two shit Lizzo helped you eat everything You want and keep physical activity To a minimum Some patients report constipation

While Lizo Stop listening to Lizzo If you experience Suicicicicic thoughts. That's scary side effects may include pancreatitis. Hypothermia.

What the fucking album! Are you living with concerns of obesity? Ask about the power of not giving a fuck with Lizzo. That's crazy. I thought that was dope.

I think it's dope too. And I think she thought it was dope. She liked it. The rest of the clip is her saying like, look, I made it to South Park. Like, this is dope. I taught people not to give a fuck. She was pretty proud of it.

That's fire. Yeah, I think that's exactly what it is. You don't give a fuck. Like, it is what it is. Like, Lizzo's comfortable with her skin. We all know that. Like, yeah. That is Lizzo fucking song.

And then it's South Park. So it's kind of like, you know what I mean? That's like, bro, that's South Park. Episode is great, by the way. And they went easy on her. Yeah. They went extremely easy. Kanye is still rapping about South Park to this day.

Yeah. That's how upset he is. Yeah, but no, I thought that was dope. I don't think that was nothing too crazy. I mean, you know. Well, I mean, shout out to Lizzo for being, you know, not being so full of herself to where she would get upset

at some shit like that like she seemed like she just was like the album part when he was listening to the album that. She's like not the fucking album.

Yeah, not the fucking album. I mean, I thought that was cool, man. These are some of the classic, you know, cartoons and shows

that we all grew up watching and we love. So if you've, that is a nod to Lizzo being as successful and as, you know, big of an artist as she is.

Julian sent that to me over the weekend and I replied with, after that period, I can tell that she's going to take that suppressed rage out on one of her employees. Make them go to a strip club. She is so pretty. When I was watching that clip and she has like no makeup, hair not done, I was looking at her face. I was like, Lizzo is a very pretty girl. But all big girls got pretty faces.

They do. Thank you. I finally found somebody that grew up. It'd be big girls and I'd be like, y'all don't see that face, that face card? And the thing is, if Lizzo was to get too small, she probably, it would look. Yeah, it's like. It always goes that way. It's like,

you ain't as pretty. Is she not on Ozempic or any of those? No. That's dope. Because like that, because there's people where it's like, this is cool until there's an opportunity to change the circumstances. Yeah.

But she's not doing it. She's just staying herself. That's dope. All right. Do we have voicemails? We do. Let's just lean into what we know, a wild case of cheating.

You're, I'm going to try to make this fast. So this is D from Houston. And I just want to know which one. is worse to y'all and what would y'all do because me and my homies we kind of fucked up about it so I have one associate who found out

he was getting cheated on by his girl because the niggas she was cheating on him with tag the nigginsic in a sex video on Instagram initial thoughts initial thoughts oh my god

he got died even this is a lie wait his friend did what the guy tagged his girl on a sex video on Instagram. A guy that was fucking his girl before. He was got with her? Like, cheating.

Oh, shit. So it probably was like some type of sex meme. Like, I've gotten tagged in a sex meme before. I was, my brain was going to like a video. Sounds like that's what he said. That can't happen on Instagram. I don't know. Private friends.

Yeah, you can't play that on Instagram. Yeah. Twitter now. Twitter, you could. It would have had the whole fucking date. That matches the algorithm. Yeah. Elon would have retweeted it.

Absolutely. All right, we'll go along with it. Just so we can hear. And I just want to know which one is worse to y'all and what would y'all do? Because me and my homies, we kind of fucked up about it.

So I have one associate who found out he was getting cheated on by his girl because the niggas she was cheating on him with tagged the niggott in a sex video on Instagram. That sounds like he was. He tagged the boyfriend.

Yes. Okay. Side niggie. tagged a boyfriend in a sex video. Go ahead. Loser. His girl's getting threats. But this is a lie. That's a lie. You can't post

porn on Instagram. You can't put that show in on Instagram. You can and we'll get blocked, but you can't. Okay. Go ahead. Second question. I mean, the second story is this one's crazy. So this dude found out he was getting cheated on because he had a medical incident at home and was trying

to get in contact with the shorty. But she wasn't answering because she was getting threats. So he ends up going to the hospital a whole bunch of shit. Like they come out, like he gets out, gets into an argument with her, so on and so forth because she comes clean as to where she was. This whole ordeal happens. But in the argument, for some reason, he told her to leave his house. He, like, he told her to leave, but he left his house first. He got picked up by his partner. She got picked up by the niggins. While him and his partner are going down the road or going down the highway. The nigger catches

up to them with her in the car and rolls the window down so that buddy could see his girl giving the other nigga top. This did not. No this happened. None of this happened. Dee from Houston is a liar, but it's cool.

We could just talk about this. None of this happened. None of that happened. That ain't real, man. Yeah, Dee. Don't He caught up. This is all a lie. Like. Something that isn't a lie that is kind of funny.

There was one time I was driving with a girl and she said, can you slow down? I'd never want to die with a man I'm not supposed to be with. Oh, shit. Damn. That's real. Because you do be driving fast. No, but real shit, though. I respect that.

Yeah, I respect that. She was not supposed to be with me. She had her own thing going on. Yeah. Slow down. I'm not. Yeah. I can't die in a car accident cheating.

Bad time. In a Mazda. Yeah. You was trying to swerve and stunt. Slow down, partner. You can't stunt in the Mazda. Nor swerve. You're going to feel every single turn.

Yeah, but that's some bullshit. That's not a real story, though. Like, I don't even want to. Okay, say it's fake. What's worst, though, of the two? I think Instagram. I think D from Houston is the worst. Making up those two stories in your head is crazy.

Tagging the Instagram video in this scenario, to me, is worse because that probably will reach more people than me just seeing you in the car. I would go with the second half. Now we're in person. Everyone's going to die. See. Instagram, like, all right, cool.

We could diffuse the situation. Did you pull up to me in a car and that's going on? Everyone's dead. Would you crash on them? Bodies, bodies, body. Like, we're all done. How would you handle that?

Not in a smart way. Because you're also not the one driving. Remember, in this scenario, his friend's driving, so you can't crash your friend's car. So, Ma, so, Ma, you driving, Rory and a passenger, his bitch pull up, and she giving another nigga head. What you do? I hate talking about fake scenarios, but what you doing?

And I don't even like that I'm the one in the passenger seating as my bitch. Because Maul's another woman. Also, let's try to make it real with my... Yeah, so because we can picture it. I'm gonna picture the inches. One of the 13. Ma, how would you handle that if that was your boy? If that was your boys the fake car

You're going on the wild goose chase Yeah we gotta we gotta follow this car Yeah We're gonna drive either we're gonna drive to wherever y'all Y'all headed or we just gonna drive this shit To the gas run out I'll take it sicker All right what type of car are we in

I don't know he could be in a BMW What would more have if he had a car What year? Roy said he crashed that shit I'll buy you a new car No, because I'm trying to think in the trunk, if they have the spare tire, there's always the rent shit right there. Because it's not my car. I'm trying to think what I would grab at a mall's car. If I know what year it is.

The trunk definitely has something to change a tire, and that's going right through that window with me. Like you got to fly with the- Yeah. All right, Jason. He put the window down. But why? But why? See, at that point, if your girl's in the car.

At that point, you don't want that big. Like, what we doing, bro? Look how she's moving on. Yeah, like, yo, fuck, like, nigga. Oh, you know, let's make a rational decision when you're watching your girl give someone else head. We wouldn't watch. I would get off at the next exit.

I was like, y'all don't want you to see that, man. Let's get off. Let's get off the highway, man. Niggas get off in Williamsburg. Yeah. You're supposed to be on your way to Queens. Yeah, I wouldn't let my homeboy, like, go crazy over that shit. Talk about this often.

I make stupid decisions. I know for a fact, if we pulled up to a fucking red light and my girl is giving some guy head. I'm gonna be like, yo, pull off. She's not worth it. No, but I'm just saying, I'm crashing out. I'm crashing the fuck out. You're gonna try to crash up,

but you're not driving malls driving. Yeah, like I wouldn't let you, like, you know. What, you got the child lock on? I'll just get out the fucking car. I don't need balls permission. No, man, you can't. All right, you crash out, you hop out, you break the windows out, then what?

Nothing. Go cry in the corner. This is what I'm saying, so just. You're asking for a rational thought. in an irrational situation. Because it hasn't happened, we need to just talk about it like, okay,

just think about it for a second. After you break out the windows, you're gonna cry, you still be upset. Then what? I don't know. Produce my Netflix murder mystery while I'm doing life.

No, man. You can't kill no girl over that. That next album gonna be fire. Words crash. I think dude just get caught up in that shit. Like, just like, listen, I would be hurt.

I'd be like, Dan, that's crazy, but I'm not going go to jail and be hurt and be in the fucking cell thinking about what I just saw. Like, where's the sense of that? Of course, we had this conversation, I don't know, like two or three episodes ago of why the fuck would you even crash out over somebody?

Now you're sitting in jail. Like, I'm doing that. That's why it's important to think about it before the scenario ever presents itself. And I'm saying to ask a man to pull up to a red light and see his girl's sucking dick to make a rational decision. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, it's tough. Ma.

Let's go to get a vegan burger. Let's go, bro. Yeah. Let's get out of here, man. Well, to be fair. And this is how I know Ma is full of shit. Because if I told Maul to pull off, he's like, you're just going to let her suck dick in front of you? No, no.

But to be fair, you have to remember that in this fake scenario that Dee came up with, they had already gotten into an argument because she had told him I was cheating. Like, she said, he straight said, yo, I was having a panic attack at the house. You wasn't here where the fuck was you at. I was calling you. I was. and she told him, well, I was with so-and-so. Like, I was out having a sec. I was with so-and-so.

So you already know, like, oh, you're leaving the house because she's a cheating-ass bitch. Like, I kicked her out because she was cheating-ass bitch. So she put up, sucking a nigga dick, it's like, you already know she's cheating-ass bitch. What's the point? Well, that's why this scenario was a complete fucking lie. It's such a lie.

It's like. It would never happen. That would never happen. Please stop calling with big voice. You know the chances of that happened? You know what the chances of that ever happened? That's the boldest bitch on earth, if that ever exists. That doesn't happen.

And you're not going to end up in the same spot as your man in another car. And if your man just, if your man just kicked you out, bro, you're not in a sucking dick move. You're homeless. Well, that's why she needs to get the new home. It depends. That's a perfect time to get to the house. Like, damn. Well, you got to earn your keep.

We were just feminist this whole episode. The real issue here is you need the place to stay. Roadhead is dangerous. Sure is. Yeah. I never got Roadhead. I always wanted it. but I don't have a car, so it's not really going to happen.

Train head. Oh, that's old school. Wait, what? You got head on the train? You got a lot of ridden the subway in New York? You got your head on the- Bare ass on the M-Bair. You won't eat on the train.

You think I pulled my-how. I don't have to pull my pants all the way down to get me. Bear ass on the subway. Who does that? I don't know. A lot of people. I'm not a train lately. Bear ass?

No, man. Who the fuck is doing that? Who's sucking dick on the subway? It stinks. And how many people are in the car? Is this like a solo? We was like 19, man. It was late at night.

It was like... We was young. I thought he was about to say like we was 13, 14. He was an adult. 19? Yeah. That's young. 19 is young.

18. I've got a head in the cab and that's the craziest as far as public transportation. That's fun. Yeah, we've gotten head on the subway, head on the Metro North. I'm talking about driving though. That's why in the car I was thinking as a passenger. Yeah, of course. I could understand the Metro North, but like...

It's the same shit. I mean, were you on an express or local? Like, you couldn't wait. She couldn't wait. Local's sick. That door's slinging open every 25 seconds. I've been there. I know what you're talking about.

Yeah. She couldn't wait. She's a woman right on the train. Not on the train. No, he's a wild nigga for that. He said she couldn't wait. That's, yeah. I've never judged you.

If I found out you suck dick on the train, I'm judging. You would judge me? You would fire me? The Maris definitely gave head on the train before. Stop fucking play on me. You don't have to answer this? Not fucking play on this, bro. What's the weirdest place you suck dick?

What's the weirdest place you got ahead? Fuck you asking me for. I'm, I'm comfortable answering. What's the way of the dick in your mouth? I would just feel like that's more of a violation. Y'all ain't here, Demaris. You too.

Sorry, Maher pissed me off. Everybody got to get it now. Yo, how we come back to me all the time, yo. I didn't even say nothing. Damaris said, you two, I laugh. Yo, it's awful. He was saying, so you tell me something.

Yeah, Demir is definitely suck dick of the train. I'm still mad about that. That's what I'm taking out on you. Like, you piss me to fuck. I forgot I said that. My bad baby, too. How many stops before you got home? Oh, we was always like lower Manhattan.

Like, I want to see in there. And going to what? Pelham. Going up to like, you're going to the Bronx. Oh, so you got like, it was like a 40-minute train ride. It was like 45, man. Damn. Good way to stay.

Yeah's one of those. It was like going from Wall Street area all the way up to him. You're nasty. I've always wanted to fucking a museum bathroom. Like one of the nice museums in the city. Those bathrooms are huge. You would be fucking in the museum. I haven't.

I haven't. I haven't. I haven't. It'd be nice. I like art. I like sex. It'd be a great way to combine it too. I like art. I like sex.

Somebody sent me a meme the other day for Julie. They said, send us to Julian. I want to play it. He must be blocked. No, no, I don't think.

He's not. You know, speaking of Walmart looks for that. I had, I posted a video from Saturday Night of Terrace playing the sacks. About 20 people responded. You know, I thought that was Mall.

Oh, someone literally just said the same thing. Yeah. And then someone connected that my story and your story were similar. And they were like, oh, you guys had a mandate. This was just now. Thought this was mall. Yeah. A lot of people thought it was you, Mall.

Terror's? Yeah. Really? That's kind of racist because mall is nothing like to. It's just that they see you around another black guy. They just think it's me. I guess I don't. This same thing when I posted PG and everybody was like, oh my God, Gary Owens.

Well, I could see that. I've never put to it. and two together. Yeah. Peage is definitely Gary Owen. Owen, not Owens. Pete, how long we know each other? 2013?

You look just like him. I've never put two and two. Y'all are being white racist. Reverse. This is reverse racism. So? Yeah. Well, look at it.

He's with a black woman. It is Peach. That's well, that's an ex-wife, but yeah. All right. Well. Wow. Never put that together. That's a really accurate.

I have, I had at least 15 people comment that when I posted a a pickle piece. Oh, here's the meme right here. got some of you. You are gay. And being gay is okay. Send this to someone who is gay. So they send it to you to send to me. Yeah. He's like, yo, send this to Julian for me.

I said, all right. Great. So I'm sure, yeah, this playing that on the podcast, we'll just embolden more people. I forgot to send it to you, my bet. With that said, Julian, where's the weirdest place that you sucked dick? I don't ask for any edits ever. Never. Now, weirdest place I've had sex was, I think I've mentioned this before. You know that really cool aquarium at Atlantis? Almost. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

This joint with the underground tunnel. This thing. The water slide? No, no, no. This is an aquarium. This is the, it's all over. That would be Rory's dream. You know he loves Aquarius.

It runs through the whole hotel. So it looks like this throughout. But at night, it's 24-7 because it's in the hotel. So there's this, they put on these night lights and this whole, like, tunnel lights up. and it's really cool as shit. Why fucked in here? Where, though? Oh, just like in this hallway.

Like, it wasn't a duck off an area. Was anyone around y'all when I were doing it? No, because it's a private hotel. So, like, at night, the whole aquarium shut down. And then, like, yeah, there are guests. There could have theoretically baddened guests at the hotel that walked down. But, like, a private hotel is hilarious. I don't know.

It was a private hotel. So if I go there, I can't get it on. But I mean, I meant the aquarium. closed to the public at night because it's in the hotel. The private aquarium. The private aquarium, I should have said. So, yeah, it looked more like this at night.

It was pretty dimly lit. It was pretty cool. That was it, yeah. Good for you and that young lady. Yeah. Not the fish, though. Poor fish. Yeah.

Sorry. Michael Jackson's family, that one. The attorney is. Which one? Yeah, that's why I couldn't fly out there. They flew me out. I didn't know. I was broke a shit.

Why did you break up with her? I was young. She's black. No. She ain't like. And she was not black. Do you want me to answer that? Damn, I tried to save you, man.

I'm not going to lie. I tried to save you. All right. You should swing back. Start for the block. Nah, I can't. She had a logo. You fucked it up that bad?

No, it's just not. She was with a jack-lan number. Rory. You answered the question. I'm having a rough day, man. You answered a question. I wouldn't say the weirdest, but one of the wilder things I've done, I went with a chick while she was looking for apartments.

And we asked the guy like, hey, we're just going to, like, take photos. like whatever, like give us a minute. And we fucked in an apartment that was for rent. On a tour. They say female realtors are some of the biggest freaks. No, but it wasn't.

I was going on with a chick that was looking at him. I know, but I'm just saying they say women that are realtors because they have keys and access to so many empty homes and condos, they get that awful lot. What guys that they date? Sluts. It's kind of dope. Yeah.

About you, Ma. You don't think the 6th train was? It was the D train. Hey. You're sick of than a fuck. New York State Fair. You fucked at a state fair? In Syracuse.

New York State Fair. It happens in Syracuse. But like where on the fairground? Actually, I fucked at Dorney Park, so I'm with you. Oh, that's regular. I was in the, they have, like, an expedition center, and it was, they have, like, a bunch of, like, dinosaur expeditions. Like, they do different shit, like, different shows and stuff. and it was in the bathroom.

It was with my ex. We couldn't wait. It's a very big fairgrounds. You don't heart. So the New York State Fair, if you're not from upstate and you've never been, in order to get out of that fair, like if you parked, in order to get out, like, it's like a fucking 20-minute process. And I just didn't feel like waiting.

You couldn't wait 20 minutes. Nah. And neither could you. Yeah. It's 45. She couldn't wait. It was the men's bathroom, too. So that was pretty gross.

Oh. Yeah, I know. Well, the women's, then we ain't going to do that because women's bathroom. too. Way worse. Yeah, y'all be having some. Yeah, women's bathrooms are pretty disgusting. What do you do with all that toilet paper? Because women just pee on the seats.

It's just like, why do you all feel the need to squat? And you don't know how to squat. You're just peeing on the seat. Please stop. Actually, I want to, I'm sorry, Maul. I got ahead on the Peter Pan bus to DC. See? In my defense, though, in my defense, what's the version of Red Eye for the bus?

Oh, it was like the late night? It was that midnight shit. Yeah. it was going to, I think, the first D.C. Palooza ever. It was weird because, like, Cam was behind me and Austin was in front of me. That, nice. Everyone was asleep, though. So I'm not as sick as mall.

It was dark and everyone was asleep. You know what busses always smell, like, shit because the bathroom is right there. Like, I can never just, on the Peter Pan and Greyhound Bus, they always smell like shit. I don't know how you, how she, fuck, your mouth was able to stay closed. her mouth was open, which means she was smelling everything, including them seats. She's gangsta, though. Facts. All right, Dee, you're a liar, but fuck it.

We have fun with your voicemail. Don't call on with these lies, man. It was some real shit to talk about. Do you know where the woman that gave you head on the train it is right now? Yeah. On the train. Yeah. No, no, she's not on the train.

We still cool. Like, we still speak every now and then, like, not often. And like every five, six months, might you say hello, text message or something like that. But she's like, you know, in the relationship, moved out of New York,

like, you know, one of those type of things. But we knew- I feel like that. Yeah, we knew. After you give head on the train, you got to move out of New York.

Yeah, you got to get the fuck out of here. Yeah. Can't ride those stuff. Go to a new city and rebuild. Yeah, rebrand yourself. You got to rebrand yourself in another city. And listen,

this goes back to our original point. You don't want to know your girl's past. New girl could have sucked dick on the train. It's better you just don't know. Yeah. Because I'm sure that man is so happy in his relationship right now. And if he found out that she sucked Moll's dick on the 6th train, it would be weird. Yeah.

That was sucked. Yeah. That's bad. Because, like, what are you going to do at this point? Yeah, I wouldn't fuck her. Yeah. On the train. Yeah.

Fuck it. Man, we all got a passion, man. You know. Pampas and the chat's two bad places. Yeah. Yeah. Well, you know, prayers to everyone involved. Yeah.

Prayers to everyone. You know, happy, happy, happy life to everyone. Shout out to women. Shout out to women. Shout out to Kyrie Irvin too. Dallas Maver's up. No, because I'm happy for Kyrie, man. Because the NBA really tried their best to get Kyrie to fuck out of here a few years ago.

You know, they had some wild things to say about him, all coming off to him not wanting to get vaccinated thing. And then his whole, you know, him posting documentary when he was here in Brooklyn about, you know, he was trying to talk down on the Jews and all of that. everything they tried to build up against him to kind of put him in a negative light. I think he carried himself really well through all of that. And he continued to be who he is unapologetically. He continued to play and be the great athlete, the great ballplay that he is. And to now be one game, well, one win away from going back to the NBA finals to play for another championship, I think is the best way to kind of respond to all of that shit.

him not being named to the USA Olympic team this summer, which to me was, I laughed as soon as that the roster came out and he wasn't on it because we knew what that was. It was, you know, they didn't want that type of energy representing America. Then you don't know what Kyrie's going to say during Media Day when they go over there. You know, they was kind of scared of all of that. We can't fund Israel with our tax dollars and have Kyrie have USA on us. Exactly. So I just think that is just.

Sometimes Kanye's right. Yeah, that's all. But I think that is just dope the way that Kyrie handled himself and has continued to do what he does best, which is play basketball at a very high level. And so shout out to Kyrie. Shout out to the Dallas Mavericks. I'm rooting for them to win it all.

And because Shamgard is a coach with the Mavericks and, you know, that's Harlem. So I want Sham to get a ring as well. So shout out to the Maver. Shout out to Kyrie Irvin. And, yeah, it's looking like Boston, Dallas, man. You want to see him bring back the ring to home? Sham?

Oh, that would be fly for Sham to get it. That's like, that's like, you know, he's not playing. But for Sham to get an NBA championship ring, I think, is super ill. So I'm ruling for Dallas to win it all this year. But they still got to handle business, so we don't want to talk prematurely. But shout out to Kyrie. I just love the way he's been able to handle himself coming out of all of that shit over the last few years. that the NBA tried to put on his jacket.

So I'm room for him. Hopefully it works out, whoever they are. What does that even mean? You guys been keeping up with the WNBA? The only monologue they took off Saturday Night Live in history. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Got you.

I haven't been keeping up with the WNBA. I haven't seen Caitlin Clark play yet. So you hate women. No, I love women, but I just haven't tuned into it. It's still NBA playoffs right now. That's kind of the focal point right now. But I did see this clip of Caitlin Clark getting filed. Angel Reese.

Well, I mean, excuse me, Angel Reese. They look like that guy now. Yeah, I see. Can't tell a lot of classic mix up. You can't say Caitlin without Angel. I get it. But I did see this clip of Angel Reese getting fouled hard. And I loved her response to it, though.

Her response to it was, you know, that's, that's who Angel Reese is. She's classy. She's a tough player. but her response to this file which I you know I get it she fell hard but it wasn't like first of all these two are friends in real life

they are I don't know about them being friends but I think they are they have a relationship I wouldn't say friends well they play they've known each other for years they play ball with each other for years okay I'm assume they're friends but um the file wasn't even that crazy she clothes lined her

she didn't close she yes she mom she wrapped her hand around her throat look at it She clothesline the girl. She didn't. That's not a clothesline. See, I just, it's a knob, but she wrapped her hand around her throat and pushed down.

She didn't. Yeah. It's like she ran into a clothes line. Like exactly. Same effect, yeah. But it wasn't a clothes line. Like, I, not like a double line. Yeah, clothes weren't clipped to the line.

No, she wasn't, she wasn't closed line. But it was a, it was a, it was a foul. Well, she got ejected. So I don't think, I don't think she should have been ejected for that. but whatever. It is. But I loved Angel Reese's response. That's the important thing here.

Her response was... What was it? She's like, they're not going to take it easy on me because I'm Angel Reese. I'm a rookie. You know, she welcomed me. She's welcoming me to the league. They're not going to take it easy on me. I thank her for that because I got up and, you know, I played harder.

And, you know, so that's, to me, that's the dope part about that whole situation. There's Angel Reese, the way she's handling it. Her response to it, it wasn't anything negative. You know, she took it and she used. she let it push her to play harder and be more aggressive. And I think they ended up winning that game. No, they lost.

They lost by, not by like maybe three points. Oh, okay. It was calling Alyssa Jermonda Green. That's funny. Yo, I saw like a whole montage of all of his bullshit. Dremont's a piece of shit. He's a lot.

Why you said at the fighting tape? I think it was just because I watched it all, like, clips over the years and one minute thing, but like... You don't have context. You don't have... You don't mean? You can't do that. You can't watch a compilation of my worst moments in my career. Agreed, for sure. But watching the ones on the court and then the footage that I'd already seen in a snuffing dude at practice... Mm-hmm. He's kind of a piece of shit, man. The fact that a fight compilation exists just to tell you all you really need to know. He did some fuck shit

The same way I felt like Embed should have been thrown out of the whole fucking series Like some stuff is not really aggressive play Like you doing fuck shit at this point Like almost coward shit in some regards

Well Jemann is definitely You know he's a He's from that Rishie Wallace Club He's from that He's um You know he's gonna he's gonna he's gonna be aggressive He's gonna do things that's not basketball plays and hope that the ref doesn't see all of it.

Sometimes the ref catches some of it. Sometimes they don't. But I don't think Draymond, the person, is a bad person. I think as a player, I think that he's just aggressive. And, you know, that's just his personality on the court. I'm not mad at it, though, man. I think it's necessary for that team. Like, the Warriors need, they need that Draymond personality.

They need that energy. They need a guy like that. Yeah, see, that type, they need that. Oh, no, that shit is fine with me. No, I'm fine with that. No, when you threw Gaubert in a headlock? Yeah, you need a guy like, see? I'm fine with all of that.

If I'm in a, if I'm on a bitch, I'm like, we need that nigga this summer. We need a nigga like that. Yeah, going in there, choke somebody. Rough week for him. Yeah. That spin, yo, that spin was so crazy. He is. God damn, bro. Yeah, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's probably, to me, to me, that might be the worst.

of his career that play on Nirkage. Snuffing your teammate at practice, I think is kind of up there too. Well, what did he say? Did he earn the snuff? Yeah. Sometimes you got a bunch of a nigga in their mouth. What did he say? Are you victim blaming?

No, I'm just saying. I just want to know what he said. That's all. Tell me what he was wearing. What was he wearing? What was he wearing? The same thing you're wearing. What was he, what was he wearing?

How much did he have to drink? That was a different type of punch, though, in practice. Yeah, but, you know, sometimes somebody say something, man, listen, I don't care where we practice or not, you got to get punched in your face. You're the same guy that said we should pull off while my girl is sucking dick at a red light. Well, you already knew she was cheating on you, so. I already know that's my teammate. Yeah, but fuck him.

Yeah, sometimes your teammate need to get punched in the face. It's all good. This is crazy, more. What was he saying? What was Jordan Poole saying? We still don't know what he said. That's all I'm saying. And if you push me first And if you put your hands on me first I get it Yeah

Draymond threw his weight behind that punch Word Yeah he jumped into it You see like slow-mo Now it's a fight when you put your hands on me So The fact that you stood in Act like I wasn't going to swing

That's your fault Duh Shout out to fool Because I know that That punch would have put me Clean out I mean he did fall He fell when Draymond like

Went into the punch After Watch his legs Yeah, he turned his computer Those knees were going forward Yeah, he unplugged Yeah, never mind Draymond actually kind of held him up

Yeah, he did Because watch Jordan pool's legs Both buckled forward Yeah, he did That would put me clean I could see how crazy that punch is No, he unplugged his router for sure He unplugged his router

His Wi-Fi went out But I'm definitely gonna use that His Wi-Fi went out George Poole's Wi-Fi definitely went out For sure All right, man, well Happy Memorial Day

wherever y'all at. Look at the coach just sitting there like this. Yeah, man. They've seen, listen, coaches have seen it all, man. We just saw the tape. That shit happens in practices all the time. Oh, no, he put his hands on his hips like, here we go again. Yeah, this is, this is nothing.

We just happen to see this clip. But this is, fights happen in pro sports, locker rooms, practices every fucking day. I can promise you that. So we just happen to see that. But it is what it is. Happy Memorial Day, wherever you are, wherever you're headed, wherever you're heading from. safely.

And we'll be back in a couple days to kick it with y'all. We got some live show announcements coming up this week. Merch is now available new Roy Moll.com. Excuse me. Live shows next week

announcing next week. My bad. Thank you, baby. D. Next week, we will be announcing live shows. Merch is now and still available. New merch will be available

sometime soon. But it's like me trying to read ads right now. God damn. Do I? Do I? Do I? You want me to just do that over?

Yeah. No, no, no. Leave it. Leave it. Leave it. We keep my bullshit. No, we don't do it over again. We don't keep it off.

We don't keep his bullshit. It's on a hard drive somewhere. The ads would pull out if they saw Rory, if we ran those. No, we would, I would start getting Tourette's ads for like fucking Tourette's medicine and shit like that. But yes, Newroy Moll.com. We should make a Patreon tier when we had the lunch with Hove one. We should do a wild tier of just throwing me butchering ads. Just to unload it all.

Nah, because then they'll feel sorry for you. You might be like, oh, they didn't feel sorry for Floyd. Maybe when Breakfast Club leaked him trying to read that. We all laughed at them. We already knew that. But I talk to Jimmy Kimmel, you could read Cat in the Hat. New Roryamall.com.

Everything available there. Get what you need to get. Man, bye. Fuck it, man. We out. We'll talk to y'all later. Be safe. Be blessed.

I'm that niggie. He's just ginger. Peace. Yeah. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying. Yep, that's me.

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