New Rory & MAL - Episode 277 | The Kinsey Scale

Episode Date: June 14, 2024

Go to https://hellomood.com and use promo code RORYMAL to get 20% off your first order and a FREE THCa pre-roll!We survived the second week of Men’s Mental Health Month! Demaris gives Mal yet another reason to go to therapy when he discovers that she took another man on their planned date to see Bad Boys 4 (5:02). Meanwhile, he was at the Nick Grant show alone and ran into Punch from TDE (15:00). The team is in awe that he lived to tell the tale. Rory gives us an update on how sleep training is going (as you can probably tell by the pain in his voice, not well) (17:35). Elon has yet again found a way to further ruin twitter (we’re never calling it ‘X’, go to hell) by removing the ability to see other user’s liked tweets. The team discusses their own likes and how instagram’s activity tab used to ruin relationships (24:46). TW: Michael Rainey Jr (Tariq) was SA’d on a livestream in front of children and released a statement and they guys give their opinions on it. Guess how supportive they are? :) (49:21) They speak briefly on Hunter Biden’s gun charges and his crackhead decision making skills (1:06:20), then suddenly Demaris & Mal burst into a fight about the ways they’ve violated each other over the years (1:15:20). Luckily, we have voicemails to cool off the energy. Have you ever wished someone dead and that wish came true (1:21:28)? Demaris’ ex tried but she’s still here. We also give a young couple some advice about insecurities (1:29:20), and Julian and Demaris give their coming out stories. We also discuss Joey Chestnut’s Netflix special (41:07), Rory being jealous of James Blake (01:01:15), praying away the gay (1:43:15) + more!Follow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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I will love A woman Welcome back to a new episode of New Rorya Mall There it is. That's the cold opening. Yeah, okay. This was like a radio show and we're back from commercial break. Yo, that thing happened to me again today. What's that?

Oh, and you shit yourself? You know, shit myself. You thought it was a fart. When you were in the car with a... Happens with us. In the Uber, I was in the Uber on the way here. And me and the driver connected eyes in the rearview mirror.

Oh, twice. Oh, so you went back to see if there was chemistry. No, like, it just happened twice, and I was just like, all right, I'm about to get out. On the FDR, you just got out. Yeah, like, you can't keep, you can't lock eyes with a man in the rearview mirror, like, twice. He figured out that you were mall from. Yeah, he was looking back. Like, is that him?

I think this was this guy's first day in America. It just felt like it. Like, it just felt like it was this first day, first week made. What gave that away? Well, he was on the phone the whole time And the language that he was speaking in wasn't New York Wasn't American Yeah, wasn't New York

And you think everyone should speak American Yeah Where are we? Not even America If you don't like you get the fuck out It's my country Born American, by God, I'm gonna die in America I mean, I think that's how it works

Yeah, pretty much But it was kind of gay though To a lot guys with a foreign man Well, maybe not in his country And his country? I would say more likely. I'm showing his country. Their heads would have gotten chuffed off.

I would have been stoned by the time I got out of my destination. What I'm learning is that mall sits in the middle seat in Uber's. How did you learn it? Because you continually lock eyes with someone through the rearview. So you think the only time you can lock eyes, you think the only time you can lock eyes with someone in the rear views if you're in the middle seat? I think the highest percentage. So you can't see the back right side of your seat when you're driving?

You're shooting percentage with looking into their eyes. Off their eyes seems like a mirror. His mirror is center. First of all, I don't use mirrors. What am I? What am I a lady? That explains his parking. I'm a great Parker.

I never posted that video. I never put it. I still have it. You're a terrible Parker. I'm a great. That video if you're trying to parallel park, I still have it on my phone. Okay. Set up cones, set up any scenario.

I will get in the call. Whenever they say cones, that's like those dudes that work out guys that play basketball. Yeah, there's no risk. They do all those cone drills. Like, that shit ain't going to work. You got Drew Holiday Guarding you? I usually don't care about the false narratives that are put out about me on this podcast. I think they're funny.

I'll go with a joke. I am a great, great driver and a great parking. We're going to park. I misjudge one thing the one time Julian had a fucking camera out. No, but guys, so can we post that video, show you parking? Sure. All right, cool. I'm secure.

I know how to drive. All right. Listen, man, I'm just in my parking. I didn't say driving. Driving and parking are two different things. I know a lot of people in L.A. that can drive can't park. I could parallel park in any scenario Except what scenario would it be

It's just a parallel park I don't know any any scenario you could think of Okay What? Children running around old ladies Anyone around I can Children running around the car Like in circles

You're a parallel park A car bombing Yeah yeah Oh that shit I get it So I could parallel park in Tel Aviv easy But only when Julian is recording You got mad room there Sorry

Yeah I want to get on y'all about some shit don't be funny some things just think it you don't got to say it all out like what like parallel parking in Telvi? Parallel parking in Tel Avivis actually Tel Aviv is fine when we're talking about Sandy Hook survivors some things just don't need to be sad

You're mad at Ice Spice you're not mad at me I'm really trying to find this video What? Fuck all that. De Maris went to go see bad boys for after we just had a conversation other day Where I told y'all I was going on a date to see bad boys for And I'm you one of those As soon as you meet a nigga you forget about your friends See you want those

Pretty sure you guys are supposed to go together. I think it was a Wednesday date. I said I couldn't make it. That's a lot. You're lying. We recorded it. We did. And I said, hey,

I have a date. And I said, and I said, it's with my friend. Y'all said, oh, it's a new nigga. I said,

you were going to the movies, though. I did. I said I was going to see bad boys for you. I don't listen to me. That's the problem. As the woman on this podcast, y'all don't listen to me.

Sorry, what did you say? Right. You set that one up. Yeah. It's just okay, though. So it was with the burgers and bottles guy. No. Oh. Damn, you got bitches.

What? Did he just snitch? I don't know. I just, did you just snitch? I don't know. No, I didn't. That means you snitched. What she did do is telling herself.

She didn't tell anything. That reaction tells us something. She made a very blanketed statement. Like, I went to the movies. Like, she said to say where to do it was from. All his extra details and shit like that. You started leaving Greg from the DA. Like, nobody asked.

you. Yeah, yeah, that was crazy, Julian. I ain't going to lie. I was a movie. The movie was amazing. The movie was really, really good. I liked it. Where do you place it in the Bad Boys collection? So most people place it. Most people go two, one, four, three. Now? I go two, four, one three. I wasn't the biggest fan of one. This is better than part one? To most people, it won't be. To me, I enjoyed it more than one. I wasn't a huge, huge fan of one.

I think this one is better than one but most people will say that one was better and then this comes right after. Two is undeniably the best one. Two is uneniable the best one. Two is fucking... Yeah, I don't even need to see the fourth one to know that Bad Boys 2 is the greatest bad boys of all.

Yeah, it's legendary cinema. I'm with you, I've kept that opinion to myself out of fear of like shame. That two was the best? No, that Bad Boys 1 is... It's cool. It's cool. It's cool.

It didn't blow up until 2. It didn't really blow up for 2. Yeah, because it wasn't one just like uses the setup? just like to establish the concept and then two is like Isn't that usually what happens in a Well like like the new Batman series With What's His Face from Twilight?

Robert Pattinson The first one, It's not bad but it's not good It's just like establishes the new world The new storyline People don't like those movies Like that Batman and the Joker With Joaquin Phoenix

Because it wasn't the prototypical action Field fight scenes That most Batman's shit have This was more storytelling or building like it's more emotional it was the hipster Batman but it was so

the thing about the Batman because that was another movie I was supposed to go see with Mall and I ended up going by myself it was so dark I ain't go lie I almost movie list is crazy

I almost I almost go to the movie list yo we was almost going to see some classics me and DeMaris got a list of almost classics together y'all ain't going to lie Yo.

That's up there with like the girl you almost be. Yeah, that's a fact. That hurts that I almost hit. Clive. That's so close. Oh, my gosh. She just had to show up at that exact time. Yeah.

And I missed the window. Yeah. But that Batman was, it was so dark and it was so long. And it was just like, oh my God. I was ignoring. Go ahead. Sorry. Anyway.

Yeah. I get why people say that it's not good. I feel like you have to be in the, I don't feel like that's a movie you got watching the movie theater. You got to watch that at home. Lady Gaga. During the day, Batman. The new one?

Yeah. Lady Gaga plays on the second lead in the upcoming Joker. That's this October. Yeah. Looking forward to that. She did a good job in American Horror Story. She's a good actress. Wait, so what's the plot of this Joker movie?

It's the continuation of the Joaquin Phoenix series. So I don't know. So still like the, what's the reprise? What's that shit called when they go to the beginning? The origin story. Yeah. All right. So it's the second half of the origin story.

Yeah. The Empire Strikes Back again. Yeah, this is when I guess she's joining the cast as Who is it? Is it Harley Quinn? No. Yeah. Yes. She is playing Harley Quinn. Okay. That is a great porn star name too.

Yeah, so she'll join the cast as Harley Quinn And then I think we're going to find more about his personal relationship life here. I'll get around to it. I'm not going to watch it with Damaris, but I'll get around to it. But before we get off Bad Boys 4, it wasn't a tough watch because the third one was tough for me. The third one had its tough moments, but this one is way better than the third one. Are they retired?

Way better than the third one. Still ride together, died together? Kind of. They're not active on the force. Like, they're old. They don't do shit. You know what I'm saying? But something happens that makes them have to.

One more mission. Yeah. Something happens that makes them have to come in. Honestly, at this point, let's just be honest, Will is carrying these. This is a Will Smith move. and Martin is supporting cast member. Yo, listen, don't do that to Martin. I love Martin, I love Martin, but they've made him into,

because he can't be so action-based, because of his health and stuff, they've made him kind of into a character. He's old. He's not in shape like Will is in shape. They've made him into kind of like a caricature. And it's just, it gets old at some points. Like, you know. There's an old guy on the force?

Yeah, and he's like fat and overweight. It's just kind of, kind of. kind of like, eh, but Will, Will is. Will's also just a freak of nature. Like, Will's willing. It's different. Will Smith's a freak of nature. Well, I'm saying comparing it to, like,

Martin's aging like a normal guy. I thought Zion Williams was a freak of nature. I never knew Will Smith was a freak. No. Hornstar reminded us that he was human. But like, I thought Will was just a freak. He was a freak of nature. If you just look at a...

How old is Will Smith? Martin Lawrence is 59. Will Smith is 55. Yeah, that's a freak of nature. 55 to be in that type of shape. But I don't, it's not, it's not, like incredibly. That's unusual. Well, yeah.

Well, yeah. When you 55 and got money. When you 55 and got money, it's not about having money. He works, because Martin got money. He works his ass off. He works his ass off all of the time. Martin just looks like a 59 year old black man. Money or no money.

I'm gonna stay away from that one. I'm just saying he just looks like he looks his age. He looks appropriate. Will looks freakishly young. Yeah. We don't ever bring up how much of a loser Will Smith was to write in Martin's yearbook. We ride together. We die together.

Bad boys for life. You know how much of a loser you are to write that in a yearbook? I want to find my yearbook because it's some shit like that in my yearbook from one of my teachers. That exact sentence? No. It's a teacher arriving again. It was like one of those like quotes that if you look back now, you're like, what the fuck was he talking about?

I got to find my yearbook. But it's definitely a quote in there from a teacher like that. I'm like in the moment it sounded like it gave me like inspiration to like keep moving forward in life looking back like a few years ago I read that shit I was like what the fuck was he talking about? I mean you know I'm not a people person so I was all day have a good summer. Rory. Have a good summer, Rory. Jesus. That's all you're getting from me.

You were a bus kill even in high school? I wasn't signing yearbooks in high school. I was getting pussy at that time. I'm talking about like middle school and junior high. So you didn't sign nobody's yearbook? In high school? Probably not. Damn.

I wasn't a fucking loser like, yeah. Did y'all do like the t-shirts? Like when you was signed the t-shirts with the market? Yeah. Did all of that. I lost my t-shirt. I'm so sad. Fuck all of that shit.

Signing yearbooks at an all-boys school is the gay of shit ever. I went to all-boy school. You? No, I did not. Why did I think that? See? He's speaking up shit. I did.

I don't know. I just thought you went to? No, I was in the Boys Choir of Harlem. Okay. Did you guys have your books? I went to a choir Academy of Harlem. Yes, we've got your moves. Yes.

No, I want to know what false narratives we push about you on this podcast. They did voice notes instead. Me? Yeah. You said we push false narratives. What would they be? Don't say that you can't read. That's a real narrative.

What are the false? That's a real narrative. We try our best to edit that one out. You just did one of my parallel parking. Okay. Other than that, you said that's the one that you won't let us get off. What are the other one? I don't have the top five list, but I mean, if I listen back to last

episode. I'm sure you said something that's false. That's probably true. You guys said that was touched by a priest every other podcast. Okay. That's a good one. That was, yep, that's false. Yeah, but you said that first. I really thought it was a priest. Yeah, I'm your actual friend for a yeah, like you kind of, you kind of created. You alluded to it. Yeah, it's like, like, as a stereotypical joke and then you guys like told the world for real. To the point, to the point that my father asked about Father O'Neill and I was like, no, you don't need to. He was very And why would you use your real, like, father's name? Like, why would you use Father O'Neill?

Because that's like, I mean, there's a million Father O'Neill's when you walk outside. To go O'Malley, which one? I thought it was O'Malley for a while. That's because Mall made it O'Malley. There you go. Just crazy shit. Hello parking and Alter Boy, you know, batting my shit around. Y'all I'm back watching Kiki Blonders again, man.

That's such a great show. Like, rewatching it? Yeah. Oh, they're doing a fair. film. Aren't they doing a movie on Netflix? I hope so. That show, Piki Blondes is easily one of the greatest shows ever. That show is so

well written, so well produced. The acting is great. And it's fun watching it all over from the beginning because now you catch shit that you might have missed the first time around. Great show. Love Piki Blonders. I would love to ask you guys what happened this week because it's been just a fucking blur

for me. Not much from what I understand. How is the Nick Grant show? Oh, shout out to my guy Nick Grant. Nick Grant had his first show in New York City the other night. So I went out to support him there. Great turnout. A lot of people were there.

So some people I haven't seen in a while. Ran into Punch. Ran into T.E. Punch. Is it punch TDE or TDE Punch? You hear to tell us about it? Yeah. Am I what?

You hear to tell us about it. That's crazy. No, no, no. We just saw each other. You walked in here today. Was I not supposed to? Figure it might be a wheelchair. Damn.

I thought I was going to be in a wheelchair. Just send a message. You wouldn't kill you. You just know. Shout out the punch. No, we saw each other at Nick's show. And we just did, you know, just said what's up and laugh about everything. Like, you know, he said, sorry, Kendrick got to do that to your boy. But, and I laughed.

I was like, oh. Oh, he's rocking you to sleep. He's trying to make you feel like it's safe to go to L.A. This is the long game. Yeah, yeah. He saw you in New York. Like, yo, come on, it's just Twitter. Ha, ha, ha.

It's just jokes. He lined me up. Terminal three, LAX. Just wait. Nah, shout out to punch, though. It was good seeing him at the show. And shout out to Nick Grant. Great show, first performance in New York.

And yeah, he did a great job. Yeah, I was mad I couldn't go. And the deluxe is available, Sunday dinner deluxe album available June 14th. In stores everywhere. In stores. Lincoln Bio. Yeah. Yeah, I really wanted to go.

But, uh, no. You had to, how was the beaches of Normandy? I know you had to, you're preparing tomorrow to sleep by herself. Listen. In the crib. So I cried Monday night. Mm-hmm. out the gate first night.

But tell people why you cried. So for the people that didn't listen to our last episode, I started sleep training with Amara. She's 16 months, has only slept in her stroller to go to sleep, or on the boob, or under one of us. Been co-sleeping 16 months. Yeah. We passed like the window,

you should have done sleep training. So I'm really, like, in a world war with my daughter. And it's better for the dad to do it. Because once she sees mom, she's going to want the boob, it's going to go crazy. Monday night, and I'm not exaggerating, might have been the worst night of my life. I have never felt pain like that ever. Not when relatives died, nothing. Hearing your daughter scream bloody fucking murder in a way you've never heard before.

Yeah. And you just have to go. Yeah. Is the worst fucking thing. They should bring my daughter to Guantanamo Bay. They will get every answer ever. Yeah. Like she could go in any interrogation room.

and I would snitch in a fucking heartbeat. I'll give you everything. The whole RICO. Just shut that baby up. It was fucking insane. So, the sleep coach that scammed me. Oh, you're still in communication with the sleep coach. She's still scamming you, isn't she?

After, it said in that PDF form, after two hours of screaming, if she doesn't go down, you got to reset. Give it a second. So I text her twice. She doesn't reply to me. She was asleep. Probably asleep.

for the issues. Supposed to be 24 hours. Yeah, no. She then puts me in a group chat with Kia instead of replying to me. Yeah. Hi, mom and dad.

I'm not available to chat in the evenings. Yo, she got on. Oh, nah. Quick. We'll keep our communication in the log through scheduled phone calls during daytime hours.

Damn, you're a lick. That being said, do you want to give me a quick update on what's going on? I said, three hours of screaming at the top of her lungs. This is where, I almost threw my fucking phone.

She said, sounds like you're feeling rattled. You know what she looks like? When I say I almost cracked my brand new phone in fucking half. I don't care if she didn't say that in a condescending tone. I read it in a condescending tone.

Sounds like you're feeling rattled and upset by her reaction. Bitch. I need to be a sleep coach. If she's getting that off, I'm about to apply. I could respond to niggas from the club. Like, yo, listen, sounds like you're rattled.

What, $1,500? So, I calmed down. You paid her. Yeah. Loyan's still working on the fraud claim with Chase as we speak. I calm down because Kia saw I was about to throw myself through a window. I said, can we discuss an actual plan tomorrow that better fit specifically how Amara has been falling asleep the last 16 months? I feel like what you sent was just.

a generic doc that had her name inserted into it. Well aware that we aren't experts here, but I don't think she's ready to jump into this phase. We got on a call Tuesday. Waste of my unlimited minutes. Her suggestion was, yeah, just keep doing what's in the dock. Bro, stop talking to this girl. Oh, no, I'm done now.

But when I tell you guys, the next day, all right, Tuesday, when the sun was about to go down I had to start the routine. You know the feeling like when you see police lights in your rearview and you get like that really disgusting feeling? That's what I felt as the afternoon progressed. White people get that feeling too? Yeah, I mean.

Well, I thought that was just reserved for us, the niggers. No, I mean, once we get pulled over, we realize we're white. But it's just a, when you see the lights, it gets a little. It's like, it's more of an inconvenience thing for you. Exactly. Like, oh, what the fuck do you want? Does he know who my father is? Yeah, yeah, exactly.

Okay. I am the judge. that entire Tuesday I was regretting I don't know people that have pledged the best way to put it is as the day progresses all you can think about

is tonight is going to be the worst night on my fucking life I cannot like the sun's going down all right time for battle yeah sun downtown

I don't even know how to explain it it's the worst fucking thing you're like Will Smith and I am legend like when the sun goes down yes exactly but I don't have you know

some women and her kid to play Bob Marley for me to soothe me and rub my back while I try to find a cure. Yeah. I don't have that. Yeah. You just out there. Fight you. Fighting for your life.

I'm strangling Basley in the corner because she has the virus. Did she do better on Tuesday than she did on Monday? No. But last night, Kia finally listened to what my first suggestion was on Monday. Leave the fucking house. Just get away from us. No distractions. because it's hard for Kia, too.

She's sitting outside the fucking door, just hearing her daughter scream her head off. Yeah. So she's poking in, like, just doing what human nature and parent nature is. But that was fucking everything up. I smoked it last night. Okay.

She woke up every hour and a half till 7 a.m. But I felt like, you know, I feeling the first time you ever mounted a TV. Yeah. Like, when you feel like a fucking man. I can do this. The first time, like,

your fist connected with someone's jaw and they fell that's how I felt when I got Amora down by myself Yeah Like I was running around Well tiptoeing around the house Yeah

Like I was fucking ironed I felt like you were made for this Yes But I'm terrified To have to do it again tonight Yeah So So what's my life

Consistency Consistency is key So you'll get it You didn't consider though I mean I know it's hard With Kia being there But Eventually Kia is going to have to be there

And that will not be a part of I mean Let him get You know The sleeping thing all the way together first. But you got to understand, Amara never slept in her crib or even goes in her room. Yeah.

She has a whole room that we spent all this money on that she stepped in maybe once. Yeah. Trying to get her used to that room, Kia needs to not be there. Okay. Yeah. But I was a fucking champion last night. What's what I'm. Proud of you, bro.

Haven't slept in three fucking days. It's all right. Sleep is for the week. Oh, that's true. Shout out to all our listeners. We always talk about like haters shit. Our listeners are amazing. The amount of fucking DMs.

and tweets and everything I got from parents. Like, oh, it was so beautiful. It warmed my fucking heart of the support I got from everyone. Yeah, they were shit not us, but they definitely were like helping you. They were like, Roy, don't listen to those three parentless fucks. I mean, three kidless fucks. Don't worry. I didn't.

I was quiet when you guys were giving me advice. I didn't give good, what did I say? We all said the same exact thing that them people said to. Yeah, just got to let it kind of go through. A night time routine and create that type of environment. and lay her down and walk away and let her cry it out come back, check on her, let her cry it out.

Everyone has said the same exact thing. We just don't have kids so we're not qualified. You want to talk about locking eyes and being fucked up? Just staring at Amara staring at me screaming like you're not going to do anything? Yo. Like should I start paying for therapy now for the trauma that I'm doing to my child?

Am I creating daddy issues now? You got to kind of act like you're not even looking at her. Just in it. And it's dark so I can't take my phone out. No. You got to keep it dark. Just sitting there. Yeah.

That's tough though. Because your instincts as an adult, like anybody hears a baby screaming, it's like, yo, like somebody, you know, get the baby. The baby's either in pain or something. That's just natural instinct to want to pick a baby up that's crying and sue them. So to know that that's part of the process of unbreaking this cycle that, you know, of Amara sleeping up under her mom and dad, I know it's tough. Yeah, I felt for my neighbors.

I texted them like, yo, I'm not murdering my daughter. Yeah. We're sleep training. Text me, if anything. What they said? Because they got kids. No, they don't. You know?

Oh, those are the kids across the street. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. No, my neighbors right below me, no kids. Okay. So I'm sure they could hear me brutally murdering my daughter. Yeah. Because that's what it sounded like.

Yeah, you'll get there. All right. All right. Well, likes on our X and now private. Aren't you excited? I don't know. I mean, I don't really care, but... You never care to begin with.

Yeah, I don't know. I never liked some shit that I'd be, like, embarrassed to like... Yeah, I'm not... Bookmarked that. Like, I'm not like... Like, hope nobody sees this. Hope nobody sees that I like this. I think this is a plan that Elon's going to do

where everyone's going to think all their likes are hidden. In, like, one week, it's going to leak and break. And all of our likes are going to be exposed. Because that data is still being harvested. It's just a matter of it not being public. Public. Yeah. So that being said that they said the likes were up like a large percentage a couple hundred times over. So people really don't like shit because they don't want people to see them liking shit.

Yeah. I never even considered that. Which is crazy as fuck. Like what are you liking that you don't want nobody to see you liking? Probably some nasty porn. But you can bookmark that. Nasty. You can bookmark.

People can't see your bookmarks. So I always bookmarked porn and then liked like, you know, pictures of bunnies. go back to it at a later date. Yeah, when she's, you know, a little hornier. Yeah, but what if you just like it for the moment, but you never care to see it again? I'm not going to bookmark that.

Oh, well, then don't... Well, Ms. B. Nasty squirts every Thursday at 1 p.m. Eastern, so that's just like an episode. Old faithful. Going back to that. Clockwork. Yeah, you can just, you don't have to, like, bookmark that. Yeah, you don't have to bookmark that.

But I wouldn't feel embarrassed by liking that. If the world knew I liked her squirting, it doesn't, like, bother me. I think it's more like political views and other weird shit that people are into. Oh, like the voter system. Yeah. I think there's a lot of like woke Democrats

that probably have liked a few posts from Elon that they shouldn't have. Yeah. Or like Mr. Wallace, whatever that account is. Hit Pigeon. That's his burner.

The stand Twitter's going to lose their mind because they always used to, like how they pay attention to who's following, who they pay attention to what, like, certain artists like. So, like, so, like, So many beefs have started from like likes. Cardi and Nikki's beef started because Nikki liked a post of somebody talking about

Cardi's kid, if I'm not mistaken. That's like where that beef originated, why it blew up, why the shoe got thrown, all of those things. All from my Twitter like. Even during this, the Drake Kendrick thing, there was a like tweet that Yadi got, remember that? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And he was like, no, I didn't like that.

My bad. He like doubled back on it. That happened to me the other day I was scrolling and I liked a comment that someone somebody left that was like anti-semitic. And I swear I didn't like it. But as I was scrolling, I loved it. My thumb hit it. I was like, oh, shit.

And I unlike the real quick open that it didn't show up. No, we all got the notification. So somebody, like, yo, he liked this. Like, no, I didn't, we're scrolling. Apparently women are going through, I'm sorry, women are going through their men's likes. I had no idea that that was happening. You mean apparently. This is the shit that I've been talking about.

On Twitter. Well, you have to, I don't know. You never looked at a nigger you was fucking with or talking to his likes. I haven't dated. a man with a Twitter in over 10 years. Like I'm not jacking that. I'm dead. No, I'm dead ass.

What is this? What are these stats? Now Instagram. Now Instagram, if they took away that feature, that will break my heart because I'd be in them Instagram follows, likes, all of that. Oh, so you being people's likes. Yes, on Instagram. But I didn't know on Twitter that that was a real thing. Like a lot of girls were really upset.

Like to their man's likes. I don't care what platform is on. Women are going to see what a nigga liking. I get the Instagram thing with relationships. But I feel like Twitter's just all free game. Yeah, like that's what I was like really... You can't be questioned about anything Twitter. That's like the safe zone for anyone in a relationship.

I agree. Man or woman. Twitter is the Wild Wild West. Like what you like. Say whatever the fuck you want to say. Get mad at me on Instagram for liking some bitch shit on Explorer page. Twitter though, come on. That's the biggest jam up.

That's where I can be myself. Right before we started recording Demaris and I were saying your Explorer page, like what pops up when you just hit the Explorer tab is really what can get you in. It's really who you are. It's really who you are. what can get you in trouble. I feel like that used to be the case when the algorithms were less frequent.

Like, I'll look at one photo and all of a sudden my entire explorer page would be that. Yeah. That shit can change by the hour. You could look at one fucking killer whale and now it's only sea life. And then I look at one chick and a thong and now that's all it is.

So I don't know if that's really the case. But that's better than when the activity tab was on Instagram. Oof, oof. When did they get rid of that? When did they get rid of that? What did you like in real time? Oh.

Yeah. It would put like your whole day's work of what Maul did that day. Yeah. Yep. For everyone to see. I laid the blueprint down. You know what I mean? I was laying next to a nigga and I just was like, I said, oh, you was getting shit off.

I thought these was work emails. You like him, bitch's photos. That's work. Comments. It used to show what you used to comments and everything. Yeah. Sick. As men, we need to admit now in retrospect, we was on some bullshit with the line we were trying to get off.

I mean, I just liked the photo. Why was that bullshit? Because it's bullshit. It's bullshit. But I really used to say that with conviction. Like, why did you like that photo? I liked it. That's what Instagram is for is.

You're supposed to like pics, right? Yeah, but what did you like about it? Her asshole. Yeah, it was bleached. She looks great. Great vacation. Great. That's why she posted it.

Great backdrop. The aesthetic is dope. They got rid of the activities tab. I wanted to show you that bathing suit, babe. You look great in it. They got rid of the activities tab in 2019. Rough, but it only lasted like a week. No.

Hell. No, I'm talking about the part. part of the activity tab that showed everything you were liking in real time. Anyone that you followed, it would show what they were like. Oh, I don't remember that. That didn't only last a week. It lasted longer than that. Really?

Yeah. That shit was annoying. I didn't care what people were liking. I did. Noisy. Noisy. Just want to see what niggas is doing. Why?

And then they organized it for me. Because I ain't even know you knew this bitch. You ain't even following her how you liking her shit. Because this wasn't like back in the day where like, because you know now, like your Instagram feed. You ain't even following this bitch. Fuck you like him That was a strategy though

Yeah Never follow Because now your Instagram feed It's full of people You don't follow Like your Instagram You dropped those three likes Back in the day

You didn't see people You didn't follow So how the fuck You just like Three pictures Of somebody that you don't follow That was a strategy That's a great

The wind just The wind just blew me over To this profile And I was like Oh shit Like you know This is nice Nice shoes

I like the filter Yeah What's wrong with that It's just a like Yeah The three photos Y'all still do that When y'all like somebody

Yes you heard his yes he said that shit that shit seven minutes ago that was his soul we find out how sick you are that was his soul that's great

how far back will you scroll let's say she has 150 photo I know what you mean no how far back are you going you're going the furthest you're going down it's like the third row

oh no I'm not I'm not going to 20th you're not a thorough red like that I go all the way to the back I'm not doing that because then one the people who are on their page

now won't see that I liked any recent pictures and those pictures getting likes will separate from the regular likes that they're getting from the latest pictures that they posted. I'm going all the way back. I'm liking that picture

that's soda you posted in 2012. I'm going all the way back because I want to see exactly how much work you got done. Well, I'll come through. I'll do the research. Maul's not wrong. I'll do the research.

But when it comes to liking, I'm not going to like, because then I'm liking a photo when you were probably, what, 15? That's weird. But you ever, you ever catch someone else creeping while you were creeping

at the beginning of her Instagram? Like you'll see they'll put their number on the first photo. That was from four years ago. But the comment was from a week ago. Mm-hmm. That was a move for a while. Oh, yeah. Yep.

I remember that. People still doing that. Wait, they do what? It was before, it was before, like, stories. Yeah. I don't even think it was DMs at that time. You comment on an old post? With your numbers.

Oh, ew. I remember that. That was like 2013. But doesn't with Instagram now when someone comments and if there's a mutual, like so say, I comment on a social clip that we post and then you guys also comment on it I get notified that you comment on it because we all follow each other Yeah

So then if say you do that say you leave your number on a girl's profile Other people that you that follow her that you have mutuals with Julian we're saying this was before there was even DMs on Instagram Yeah, yeah I had the sixth strategy Julian you ain't even know how rough it was in them streets back then I really wasn't on social media I really got this all became a thing in like 2018 for me

Yeah. Really? Yeah. My strategy always was to like two fully closed selfies show that I'm not a creep. Like one of something related to her work and then just one bathing suit picture just to show like, I am like that. I will take it. I will slash. I will take it did.

Don't get it twisted. But I would always try to find. We could be cool, but I'll fuck. If the chick had 45 bathing soup photos, I'm going to the one selfie with her mom. With her mom. Yes. That's the one. Yes.

You guys are fucking... No, it just shows how stupid women are. Or the girls that think like... The girls that do like the one trip to Greece in their life and they're like, Earthtones are my favorite. And then they just pose like the beach. You like that photo. Like the...

Because she'll tuck the bikini pick on like the eighth slide. Yeah. But the beaches, it's just beaches. Yeah. Julian commented vibes. Madass. Who is he? I didn't do that.

I've never done that. I've never done that. I've never done that. Instagram used to be fun, man. Instagram. It still is. It still is. It's not to me.

It still is. It's still fun. It's too curated. I laugh at people going through mental breakdowns all the time posting it crying in the camera. Like this fucking idiot. I've never been crying, seriously crying and been able to set my phone up. And I feel like a fucking cornball. It's two things I've never, I will never do.

I will never turn my camera on if I'm crying and posted to social media. And I don't think I will ever wear like thonged sand. It's never been that hot. It's a wild two nose. It's never been, yo, it has never been that hot to where I got dressed and said, you know what? Today, thong sandals. Just having your toes exposed in New York City Street, to me is crazy. To me it's just nuts.

Oh, wait, in the city, yeah, that's insane. But you wouldn't do that like on a beach? Oh, you're supposed to do that on the beach. I'm talking about if I'm going to Madison Avenue. No, I'm not doing that. Well, you're not a white man. What? You're not a white man.

No, I see some brothers do that shit too. Were they brothers or were they... No, they was brother. He's his niggas. Yeah. These niggas from up to, yeah. I'm not your fair. It's not this hot outside.

I promise you. You could have just wore like some pumas and be cool. Like to have your whole foot out all day and we outside. You're a whole big toe. What are you doing? Toads never and it's never that hot. They do that their toes never look good. That do that their toes never look good.

It's never that hot. And let's start there. It's not that hot. And that doesn't help even if it is that hot. That's not cool. And the sidewalks are not that smooth. Yeah. You're stubbing your toe after three lives.

I respect women that wear like, sandals all day. Because it's like, how are you walking around? Those sandals are not comfortable. Those flat-ass sandals on these New York sidewalks, that's not comfortable for you. I know it's not. They're not. Women also willingly wear thongs like regularly. That's insane to me. It's the stupidest form of underwear you could ever have. You know what I've realized? I understand for like the beach and like if you want to get sexy, but women just wear thongs to go to work. They're wearing it for a reason. I'm not here to complain. I don't know any women makes no logical sense. Who wear thongs for no reason.

Like I used to think that was a thing. Like when I was younger and like wanted to be like a hot girl, I'm like, yeah, thongs only. When I became like a grown woman, we be out here big draws. Unless we have a reason to have a thong on like we're wearing a dress where we can't wear. I get that. We can't not wear panties. Other than that, big draws.

I'm talking about denim and you on your way to work. You just want to have a wedgy all day. Them young, stupid girls. Grown women, we all hear big draws. That's my right now. I got the jeans on. 100% cotton. What do you guys think of since we're on the subject of,

the toes out and shit. The new trend of every guy wearing and women wearing jean shorts. Are you guys back on the jean short trend? No. I'm not wearing jorts. I'm seeing them all over the... I was in dime square last night. You was where? It's Chinatown. It's just another thing that hipsters coined it. Dimes Square?

Yeah, you guys know dime square. No, the fuck we don't. They like change it on the map. That's like actually a thing. But it's like a, that triangle intersection on like East Broadway. Oh, okay. It's this. I don't know they called that dime squid. Yeah, a few years ago they officially changed it or whatever. But it's just whatever.

I was having a couple drinks outside. And it's like, that's like the walking into an Instagram feed. It's just whatever's trending is like there in the moment. So just people like smoking cigarettes, drinking whatever trending drink is. And then they're all dressed exactly the same. Trending drink?

There's a new drink this summer. I'm learning all this. You act like you didn't drink vitamin water when 50 sold it to cocoa. That shit was so nasty. I bought that. I bought that the great one like maybe three times. and was like, I'm cool, went back to my Nantuckys. I was on the vitamin waters heavy.

Yeah, nah. You were on a Nantucket apple hard like that? I was on that shit bad. I liked the, uh, the, it was mango something. Mm, the Mingo one was good. Vitamin water, the triple X one, too. Yeah, I wasn't a vitamin water guy. That shit was nasty.

I liked it. I think the girls can pull off this new, old jean short look. Yeah, it's just 90s. I've seen girls pull it off and they look really good. I don't think it's for us guys. I think we should just pass us off to the ladies. Leave the jeans shorts alone? Yeah.

Also, like, on a hot summer day, that's a lot. Why are you even wearing shorts? These things are hotter than pants. Pants are not hotter than shorts. Gene shorts are hot. Oh, jean shorts, yes. Y'all gonna have your booty shorts on this summer?

The boy booty shorts, not actual booty shorts. But, you know, the ones that come right above the knee. Have you seen my pasty thighs? Yes, unfortunately. So you need to let them out so you can tan a little. They don't tan. So if you lay out in the sun, you don't get tanned at all. He just gets, he'll die if he lays out.

He just gets cancer, yeah. For real? I'll burn. I thought that was a joke. I'll burn and then it'll get like a little less red. So then I'll just be red. Okay. Which I guess isn't pasty, but it's like a bird.

We should put Rory into tanning bed just to see what happens. I mean, I'd be down for content. It'd be kind of, just to see what color he turn. You don't need it. I'll promise you. Yes, we do. That could be another Patreon to you. No, no.

don't need you like a hot dog of 7-11 that been there all day. He told the ones that's busted. It's like, yo, right. I don't think nobody coming here to buy this one, fam, you can throw that in the coffee. That she just be spinning for 10 hours like your fam. Throw that away. Ever since I saw Final Destination, what was it, like three or four when those girls died in the canning?

Oh, my God. That's such a great scene. Which made me feel weird because I was young and, you know, there wasn't porn available like that. That was a hot scene. So I was like horny watching women burn to death. this is what scares me about I love this scene

it's so it's so innovative no you like because they both have great cities well you don't see the cities you're doing the real movie yeah true anyway they get to the bed

the temperature something drips down fucks up the machine so the it starts glitching and then the temperature goes crazy the one girl tries to get out she knocks something over and it like lodges her it seals her into the tanning bed

or is it there it is there we go boom boom boom happens all the time and now you're stuck all these movies are so stupid I hate Final Destination movie

but they're great however I still will not drive behind a semi that has the wooden or the fucking logs I didn't need final destination to tell me that I didn't need that movie

to tell me that I wasn't never driving behind that shit anyway yeah I don't fuck with shit like that you guys didn't like the Final Destination movies I used to like them some shit was super cool well you were older

as a kid they were interesting. Nah. She was corny. Did you believe in it, though? No. My favorite one was when the kid was like leaving the hospital and then the construction thing fell and like squished him and splattered everywhere in front of his mother.

And then like the pigeons ate him. That happens all the time. I sleep dead animals behind the house. You know, the signs were there. Maul, you mentioned glizzies earlier. Did you guys see that the throat goat, Joey Chessnut? has been officially banned from Nathan's hot dog eating contests this year. HGH?

It's not the America I know. It's because he fucking joined forces with malls people, the vegans, and he has a sponsor Impossible Foods, and they said that's not real beef, so you can't eat that shit. Neither is hot dogs. Like, what are they talking about? So they banned him because he was trying to eat whatever soy shit is in a fake hot dog. He chestnut agreed to represent vegan brand impossible foods over Nathan.

they said fuck out of here So he went with Adidas over Nike basically Yeah he went with the money Okay That's hilarious Finding a way to try to cheat In a hot dog eating contest He's not trying to cheat

He's not trying to cheat It's probably easier to eat those Than it is a regular hot dog I think he just went with the money I think like they probably offered him More money for a sponsor But the pivot's crazy Because since he was banned

A day or two later The Kobayashi who was banned 15 years ago from these competitions And Joey Cheston agreed to do a one-on-one Showdown live on Netflix. Oh, all right. Well, September 2nd. The Coney Island. This is the new shit. This is way cooler than whatever they're doing to

see. This is like Lux versus Rex? It's called Netflix live event, Chestnut versus Kobayashi, unfinished beef. I'm actually, this is a great rollout. You can do anything. I'm excited for this. Look at the shit they're doing on Netflix. 15 years. This is a big deal.

Who made the first suggestion of a hot dog contest. Who's the first person that wanted to watch 10 grown men shove hot dogs? I think Nathan started it as a promotional tool. It's pretty smart of them. That's insane. Is the Nathan's and Colianis Island still over? Yeah, for sure. That she's ever closing? You know sometimes shit shit changes. The story goes that four immigrants competed

over eating hot dogs back at the Nathan stand in 1916 as an act of patriotism. So it's patriotic to just throw beef. A bunch of hot dogs. You never knew that? On a boardwalk. They wonder why people say America has no culture. This is fucking crazy.

Look at what we thought up of to represent our country. This is fucking crazy, man. But I'm going to watch it. I'm definitely going to watch it. Why not? Other countries are building statues and pyramids to represent how much they love their country. I mean hot dogs.

What do you think was a hot dog in 1916? Oh, you know what a hot dog was in 1916. human remains for sure 100%. Y'all can't convince me otherwise. I might take Joey on the over. Yeah? Yeah. I got Joey on the over. I don't know. Kobayashi is

he might have something to prove. He's been banned for 15 years. He might show you all. He's still in shape. Yeah. Well, I think he's been banned for six years. I don't think him and Joey competed against each other in 15 years. Oh, so this is like... But he's been out for a while. This is like when Hogan, uh, body slam Yokozuno on the Intrepid. It's the same thing. Yeah.

It's the same thing. Y'all don't remember when Hogan Bally's Slam Yocuzuna on the Intrepid. Y'all, y'all, y'all wasn't outside. Y'all wasn't outside of the West Side Highway. Yeah, yeah. You're looking outside. Y'all wasn't outside with Hogan slam Yokozuna. Some of the records that Kobayashi holds are actually insane.

Look at this one. 62 slices of pizza in 12 minutes. Wait, so, Central's been banned. What is he like? 62 slices of pizza in 12 minutes. 15 and a half. Pizzas in 12 minutes. Bro, you know how...

159 tacos in 10 minutes. And what did the Mara said she was going to eat at the show? How many mozzarella sticks? I was looking at see what this was on the list. 40? 40. It was not 40. It was 30 something. That was sick. Damaris really thought she was going to... I don't know why y'all let me talk.

She thought she was going to... She ate a cheese steak in 24 seconds. I mean, I've been hungry before. Yeah. I don't know. What type of cheesecake? what type does it matter yeah all right what about this one roy 337 buffalo wings in 30 minutes that's insane that's it's i'm making my stomach you got to is he marriage or like in a relationship

how do you eat how is this physically possible what is it like going home after this one 57 cow brains and have to go to the bad this is this is kobiashi's oh stat yeah 13 grilled cheese sandwiches in a minute that's not real that can't be real he did it at south by southwest Imagine coming home. Yo, 13 grilled cheese. In a minute? Would he freeze time? Yo, that is crazy.

Oh. How long do you think his wife makes him wait to fuck after some of this? You think her pussy's mangled by how much he eats it probably? We've been on this podcast saying like we have issues if a woman eats like a 12-ounce steak and wants to go home. Yeah. Can you imagine what his wife has to deal with? But he doesn't, he only eats like this when he's, like, I think I'm sort of. something that when he starts training for these competitions is when he starts to really eat

more. But I think like when he's not training, I think he, I don't think he's eating like. Yeah, because there's all these theories that it's like counterintuitive to people think before eating competition you're supposed to starve yourself, which is not true. You're supposed to eat more. You got a line the stomach. You're lining in and expand the stomach. I would love to just like be a fly on the wall for their couples therapy sessions about the stuff she complains about and what he's prioritizing over their relationship. Oh, that's his man. She's his manager.

Oh, all right. So she's in it for the love of the game. Yeah, she's supportive. Yeah. I see what she's doing. Yeah, you know, she's supportive. She support her man. Good for her.

That's awesome. Do you think he has groupies? Oh, for sure. Like, do you think when Joey Chestnut goes out to the bar, bitches are like, yo, you know, you see that? Yeah. Oh, he's never paid for a beer on Coney Island. Yeah, no.

His money's no good there. Yo, I've judged a lot of groupies for who they're groupies for. Being a groupie for a hot dog eating contest is the bottom of the barrel groupie. Yeah. That's middle America right there. The states we don't talk about? What have you found out you were Eskimo brothers with Joey Chestnut? I would have to rethink and recalibrate my entire life.

Absolutely. I'm doing way too much. Back to not caring about her past. If I find out my girl fuck Joey Chestnut, the relationship's over. It has to be. It has to be. Are you kidding me? And like, as a woman, Damaris,

you'd feel comfortable dating a man that had a better throat than you? Hmm. Damaris don't care. I don't want to sit on that face every Tuesday, you don't give a fuck. Y'all thinking Joey Chestnut got a better throat to be is crazy. God bless you. He definitely does.

Okay. He has to. Okay. Demaris, we saw your throat on stage. You couldn't finish those mozzarella. y'all saw my stomach. 13 grill sandwich sandwich is in a minute. I'm just going to go ahead and say,

the person that can eat 112 hot dogs has the better throat than anyone in this room. Yeah. I'm just going to go out. The eating reminded me of this video. Have you guys now come across this? I've never seen this video on my life. It's the best thing ever.

This guy, this is insanely talented, no? We're watching a guy juggling three apples and eating them at the same time. Like, you know what you got to do to to discover that you can do that? That's so talented. We never talk about how do you discover that? Like, how do I discover that I can juggle apples and take a bite out of each and every one of them?

Like, you know what you have to do to discover that? How, like, how much time did you have on your hands to discover I can do this? Maybe he had, like, a mentor that showed him the path. That looks like something you accidentally do when you're bored and then just become an expert at it. I've never been that bored in my life. This is fucking crazy.

Well, definitely, I was tuning in. to Kobayashi and Chestnut on Netflix. Can they make your phone background a gift or videos yet? Because I would just have that as my background. As soon as your phone opens up. Just be that guy.

Anyways. Sexual assault. Yeah. It's still men's mental health month and nobody gives a fuck. In the spirit of that, though, there was this live stream with the actor from he's from Power, right? Michael Rainey Jr.

And Tallill, I don't know who these fuck these streamers are. But apparently he's got his sister and she grabbed his dick on camera in front of like thousands of people. Wait, that's his sister? No, not Michael Rainey Jr's sister. The streamer, he was at the streamer's house streaming. They were going live. His family was there.

The sister comes in and grabs Michael Rainey's dick. Right there. On live. He was sexually assaulted. He released his statement, you know, saying that if this happened to, I'm taking this serious because if it was the other way around, they would be calling for him to go to jail. So, yeah, that is, that is what happened. So it's starting a conversation up around, you know, the, the two-way street that is sexual assault and how men doesn't take it serious.

Huh? That's one way. That's Broadway going south. It's not a two-way street. What has happened in this stream? Like, what is? So the- Well, you know little kids just go, they just stream.

Like, they just be on there joking and laughing live for people to watch. So the grope happens here. He obviously has a reaction. on his face. Looks off camera. The fact that we're continuing to replay it shows that no one

gives a fuck. If a woman was sexually assaulted, we would not even be repeating this video. Yeah. Well, people care. It has been a big thing,

though. People do care. But I mean, obviously that's, you know, y'all don't care about each other. Getting.

Oh, it's us. Yeah, because it was a bunch of men I saw that said if she was attractive, he wouldn't have had that reaction. The only reason why he had that reaction is because he wasn't attracted to her. I won't even say that she was attractive that he wasn't

attracted to her. I don't believe that. I believe it was actually. But there were also no. I'm not letting, I'm not saying that. No. No. No. This is why I can't kick it with y'all like that. Because we don't want to be real. Why? Yeah, what's up? Because there were also. Hey, look, man. In that video, they were like four-year-old girls.

There were children in the video. Now, that's why I just said, I was happening in this stream. because I saw some little kids. I didn't know what the fuck was going on. So the fact that little kids was there, yes, I understand that optical, it's fucking weird.

Like, you shouldn't be doing that front of the little kids. Get that point. I'm just speaking to the point of Damaris saying that people are saying, oh, if he was attracted to her, there wouldn't have been an issue.

I'm just saying that that statement is true. I think that if guys are attracted to a girl, if you're in a club, in a girl that you're attracted to her. What you're explaining has happened to me. That's also in a club. in a house. If you're in a house party,

a house warm and a baby show, I don't give a fuck where you at. The live stream. Michael might be in a relationship. He might be. There's numbers of reason he wouldn't want a random girl no matter how attractive he is,

attractive she is to grab on him. Like, no. Maybe his pee-wee little and he don't want her to feel that. There's multiple things. See, no. Why you got to kick his back in? That was the wildest victim blame

I've ever heard of my fucking life. I'm not victim. Holy shit. I don't think that. I'm just giving. small examples of why someone might not want to be grabbed. Like, you don't touch people without their permission. You just don't do that.

Women don't want their tities grabbed because they little sometimes. That's true. But like big titty women. They all want it. You can just walk right up to them. What? You said it's a two-way street. I was trying to make this a...

All right, back to the one-way street then. I'm on the side of, no, just because you're attracted to somebody doesn't mean it's okay for a stranger to grab your dick. I can see that being uncomfortable. Yes, a stranger should never walk up to anybody and touch them. I get that part. Well, you kind of, of all people, I feel like, would be on that side. If I was attracted to a girl and she grabbed my dick?

In public, yeah, I think you would have an issue with that. I don't think you'd sit there and be like, yeah. Like, if we're all sitting there at a meet and greet and a cute girl walk up and it's like, oh, hey, Ma, nice to meet you, and grabs your dick. You're like, yo, chill. 100% he would do that. A thousand percent. I'm like, no, wait till there's a soul.

but we can go up black. You can do more to grab it in the back. You're not doing that either. Sanitize your hands. If she said, all right, did she sanitize the hands first? Yo, Ma'll be running through sanitize it. I'm saying, sanitize your hands. If you look good, sanitize your hands.

You can grab my shit. With a crazy Purell hand? Yeah. I mean, not go inside my pants. I'm just talking about, yeah. It's okay. Ma. You're lying right now.

I'm just saying if I'm attracted to the girl? You're a very picky person. I've seen you turn down bad bitches. If I'm sexually attracted to a little. that I'm out in a spot with and she walk- No, not you're out in a spot with. She's a random girl. She's a random girl in a situation where you're technically working

because Michael Rainey Jr. is technically working. He doesn't know that boy. They're not besties for the resties. Like he was doing a stream for promotional. If you go up the fucking hot 9-7 and the fucking intern just grabs your dick no matter how fire she is, you're going to stop her. Nah, I'm going to tell Rosenberg.

You, let me use your office real quick. You, yo, yo, your, burb. You open that. Yo, Berg. All right. You know, Syf. Your safe. He doesn't even work there anywhere.

Who's up there now? Ebro? Yo, he broke. Shut all this shit down. Tony's like, though. We get the analogy. We got it. Yeah.

This thing is a name every top night and fucking pass and present employee. Listen, dog, I get it. I'm just, maybe, I'm just different. You don't know how old she is. You don't know who she is. Yeah. All right, ma. You know.

girl is legal. Come on, man. What? You don't, if a girl just walks us to you and grabs your dick? I'm saying I would know if she's legal. How? How? Come on. Was she holding her birthday to him when she grabbed your dick? Bro, you know when a girl is.

I have seen prom photos currently. What's the towel? They all look like they're 25. Nah, you're talking about a whole bunch of makeup and shit. I'm not talking about that. If you're in the room with a girl in an office space, you know if she's a young, a little girl or if she's an adult. We're not doing that.

How fucking stupid are you? You don't know if a little girl walks in here right now? A 17 year old? Yes. I would know if a girl is under the age of 21, 22 years old, she walks in here right now. What are you talking about? All right.

Minas all the made-up doll shit, makeup and hair. Like, that's, of course. Do you have a makeup white? Going to go like that? Because that's how they walk around is with makeup. Yeah. They're not going to come in here.

But I'm talking about a whole different scenario. That's how girls get done up every day. These teenagers have fenty and designer clothes. That's not, no. Most teenagers are not walking around like that every day. They're not. They're not, bro. I live in New York City.

Most teenagers are not getting dolled up, face full of makeup every single day. Yeah, the point. If they're working at Hot 97, they are. No, they're not. Well, also I think it's illegal if somebody was under 18. You've seen plenty of women working at Hot 97. They'd be up there, hoodies, sweats, no makeup, looking fucking tired because they had school last night and only on three hours of sleep working at a radio station.

What are you talking about? Let's be for real conversation. Little girls ain't walking around those environments. So you walking out of the elevators at Hot 97 will have your head on a swivel to know the age of everyone while they're grabbing your dick. It's a special power. You built different. Yeah, for real.

I don't got like that. Yeah, no, definitely. We're going to see this theory happen, I think, on tour. And I can't wait. And I can't wait. And I can't wait. A woman is just going to grab my dick. I'm pretty sure if we got pretty close in one city at a meet and greet.

Like the extended hugs and hands went places. And grab my dick? Maybe not your dead Nobody's doing that If you think your mall's type Grab his dick on tour They're not doing that Or just do it

Because apparently it's fine He's encouraging sexual Well actually no He said it's not sexual sexual That's why I said Because he thinks it's not sexual But everybody But everybody don't know that they're not pretty though

Oh What? See that's other thing Like I gotta be attracted to you Everybody don't know That's the tell All right They may not know that

They're not your type Like someone can be pretty That you don't find And Maul you're not Attracted to any women Who listen to our podcast. That's not true. That's fact. You're not attracted to women who would listen to a hip-hop podcast.

He's told a story where he fucked a fan once. How long ago? He didn't know she was a fan, though. He didn't meet her at a show. I didn't know she was a fan. She was on stage. Oh, okay. You didn't know she was as big of a fan as she was, though.

Because I remember when you said she started quoting you and shit, you got like turned off. Yeah, but I already knew she was a fan. She quoted you while you were hitting it. Yeah, she kept saying that's crazy. That's crazy. Yeah. The whole time shit was not crazy. It was pretty sane.

That's wild. That's some haters shit. Yo, you, right? Like, that felt personal. Yo, it's not wild. It's not wild. When they throw your shit in the mud like that, you're supposed to, as a man,

we're supposed to just sit there and take it like, yo, I'm bad, sorry. What I was supposed to say to that? Look how we ended up. We introduced this topic, talking about a man getting sexually assaulted and we're ending it with Ma's dick being trash. Yeah, like that's, listen, that's just the world of men.

Because no one cares about men's sexual assault. That's because everybody was caring about men's sexual assault except for Mall. I was something on me personally. I don't care. I know some gentleman may feel like that. I'm saying for me personally, that statement is true.

Like, if some women, if they are beautiful and gorgeous, they walk up to you and start whispering your ear and grab your dick. Ain't no going to be like, yo, where's the police at?

What are we talking about here? Well, I mean, what are we talking about? Like, wouldn't you go like, yo, can you call the cops?

Like, what? Not that it wouldn't get the cop. Yeah, it's not the cops, but it's like, there you can still have that moment. You think I'm going to release a statement on my Instagram tomorrow,

on my story? Yeah. If that has. happened publicly on a live stream like that with a big streamer yeah he should if he didn't say anything that would have been weird no wouldn't have the streamer was like i apologize for my sister she never been about around anybody of that famous of a caliber before she just didn't know how to act if she did that to michael rainy what do you think she'd do to chris brown she might have blew him on the last street she would have walked in with the wheelies on her knee she thought of the wheelies

she would have rolled into they got knee heelies she would have found him she for sure would failed them. I'm just picturing a chick on her knees wheeling. It's a hilarious if she crashed out if she crashed out over Michael Rady Jr. When Maul said the wheels I was picturing this thing. Like a dog wheel.

Yeah, she would have had a dog wheel. Girls are like this. That's exactly what she would have came in to slide up to the dick. For Chris Brown? She did a shit, he'd be getting off at his meet and greet. I was going to say all of his meeting grief photos are him just cupping ass cheeks. Man, listen, they're paying $1,100 to get their ass grabbed by Chris

Brown. You know what you, you know what Shorty would have did, Chris walking at Lodestrie? Would you do this for the men? Is there any celebrity woman you would have paid $1,100 for a photo like that when you were younger? Paid $1,100? Take a photo like that? India Love is not your girl. No, I'm talking about when he was younger.

It don't take that much money for her. My bad. I know. I know. I know. That was a shot. I don't know. Usher, I would have paid that money for Usher back then. To cup. To cup his ad. Wait, like if I had $1,100 as a kid. The last thing I'm doing is. Paying it to go.

Not as a kid, but these women are like 18, 19, 20. That's a grown-ass woman with that green hair cut right there. Yeah, you're right. She at least 37. She got kids. 36 cities, Chris.

These meet and greets are sold out. So 36 cities of cup and ass. This one girl jumped on him. Like she wrapped her arms around his neck and he like picked her up. He earned an that 1100. Wait, that's what's on the back of her shirt. Oh, that was a second picture with him. Wow.

Oh, yeah. Oh, she loved him. Wow. That's her man. Is this a body? That's her man. Does that count as a body? That's a hundred bodies.

Just because you see the cast of 300. Don't do that. That's a grown woman right there. That's like being trained on type bodies. Please. So if Kea went and took a picture. Don't even finish your time. I'm sorry.

Yo, yo, your girl. Yeah. No, no. So while you were at home with Amara trying to get her to go to sleep. You told me to leave the house. And you told her to get out the house. And she put this shirt off.

And he was at the Prudential Center last night in Jersey. Your girl come back with a meet and green picture with Chris Brown like that. Though, you know, you. I would never, and I'm never an advocate of people killing their girlfriends, but I understand.

Sometimes like, they should know. They should go to jail for life. Yeah. But I could be in the courtroom and be like, I understand. Yeah. You shouldn't have taken it there, but I get it. It wouldn't be Chris Brown.

Doesn't she really like James Blake? Loves James. He had a show last night. Oh, I'm aware. James Blake's the man. You know what we did for my first Father's Day? I took her to James Blake. Well, what are you?

My first Father's Day. What are you doing for Father's Day? I took her to James Blake. Your Father's Day is Sunday. And I watched her look at James in ways she's never looked at me. Were you not tall? She could look at a different angle. Mm-hmm.

He was on a stage. On a riser. He's looking down on her, talking her through it. What, um, what's you doing on Sunday? That's crazy. Talking, talking, her through it. Talking her through it might have been the craziest thing she's ever said. Yo, he's six, five, bro.

He got you beat. Yeah, at five nine, woo. I don't think we needed to look up his height. No, I'm not. I know he was like six, five. That's like a stark difference. Is that, that's his wife? Damn, she fired too.

He's not gay? He like women of color. I've met him with him in Armani are close. And yeah. Oh, I found him non-threatening because I thought he was gay. Nah. Him and his wife the same color as your wife, too. Same skin tone.

What you doing Sunday? Going to James Blake. He's back in town. He's here for the week. James has my family. This isn't a coincidence. Why is he in New York for Father's Day every year? going to see James

I mean if your girl has a celebrity crush I'm not mad at it being James Blake It could be worth Yeah she really got a type Yeah your girl got a type for sure Oh thanks guys Do you think I'm like James Blake?

No You're prettier than James Blake I think y'all both allergic to the sun That's true You should do your hair like this No you should I'd quit I'd quit

How you gonna quit your own company? I'd quit that looks like a muffing Yeah It sounds like crazy With his shit looking like that I would walk right back outside. What if I went to Turkey and like that transfer? I don't care where you went, bro.

Don't come in here with that haircut. It was getting there when he was letting his hair grow. That's true. He almost got to the James Blake shit. They said you look like the Lego man. It did look like a helmet. Yeah, it was a lot. And it didn't do well on the camera.

I just got a haircut yesterday. Nobody cares, bro. You're welcome, guys. No, I promise you. I promise you not what this. Johnny Drama. Johnny Drama. Johnny Drama.

It took an inch and a half off. You look like you tell your bar would take an inch and a half. It was my first time going to a real salon. A salon. Oh my God. That nigga went to a salon. I knew I'd get him there. Here we are.

He told his barber at the end and it just mess it up. Yeah, there we are. We made it. Yo, tell a niggas, you went to the salon. It's fucking crazy. A lot of hair. He can't just go to a barber. Man, DeMare, shut the fuck.

He ain't got more hair to me And I don't go to the salon I go to the barber shop I'm not getting my hair braided Bro the salon I have very different hair than yours You go to the go to a barber You can't go to a regular barbershop

What are you talking about A salon, yo going to the salon Is fucking crazy as a man He sat in the chair and said my hair is just not behaving He definitely This humidity The spring humidity in New York Is a bit much

What are you talking about? It was getting to a point where I didn't know what to do with it. It was too much. I was wearing too many hats. I'm not usually a hack guy. And I went a very sweet Brazilian woman did it for me. You said take an inch and a half off the sides. I said, do it.

I said, this is my first time coming to like a real person with scissors. Just do whatever you want to do. I gave her full permission. So she used scissors, not like clippers. She did clippers. She just like a little bit on the size. You know, when they put their fingers there and then cut it. That's what they did.

I like that. That feels good. Yo, let's take a break Wait, why? Maul, I have to ask, is it a good day or is it a bad day in the MAGA worlds? I say that to say,

Joe Biden's son, Hunter Biden, is convicted of all three felonies in the federal gun trial. So I guess it gives you guys some credence with the laptop shit and him being a horrible human being. But does it disprove the judicial system

is rigged in unfurbed in unfair. Because now you guys can't use that excuse. It can't be corrupt for Trump, but not with Biden. So where are you guys at? I haven't asked any of my friends yet. I haven't checked Facebook. I think this is all the distraction. Now it's a distraction. Now it's a distraction. With Trump, it was a distraction too.

This is definitely... His laptop wasn't a distraction, though. Now it's a distraction. I mean, his laptop was, you know, we got crack. His laptop was swag. All kind of shit. All I know is, he's cool. It's all I got from it. Yeah, I see what happens. You think he'd do any jail time? Yeah.

Yeah. He will. This is, I think this. Three federal gun charges, you're doing jail time. This is going to play well for Biden because it shows that he's not giving his son preferential treatment and he still upholds the judicial system. I think this is a really good look for Biden for his son to go away. It shows that he's above all.

That'll land of the law above all, even with the family. Land of the law, above all. That'll help people vote food. I think it will. It really will. There's not much he's doing that's good. He saw how great it. polled when Trump was a felon.

It was like, we got to get one too. Like, remember when Obama and McCain were going against each other and they had to get what's shorty from Alaska? Palin. Sarah Palin. And they were like, well, we have to get a girl so we can also try to make history too. Oh, you know. So. Yeah, this is all bullshit.

Yeah, just grabbing some felons. Grab some felons. Ain't nobody vote for Joe Biden, man. That shit is all over it. Somebody gives a fuck. Send you a kid. Send him to jail for 30 years. Somebody still ain't voting for him. Why he gives a fuck about Joe Biden? I just think it'll honestly give him peace of mind that he's off the streets.

Like, he's such a liability. Now, the community is definitely safer with Hunter behind the wall. Like, what does Julian talk about? What? Joe Biden is happy that his son is all.

Yes. He's a, I mean, he can't publicly say, but he must, he can't stand. This guy's awful. So get him out of here.

And in doing, so. It looks like you're upholding the judicial system. You're no one gets... It looks like it, yeah. He is. He's going through due process. Get locked up. Serve your time. That would make me feel good about myself. It'll make you feel good about seeing your son go to jail? If it's Hunter, fucking Biden, yeah.

I think it makes Joe more relatable. Same. Yeah, no, you can really... I mean, who hasn't been in a motel with two prostitutes, illegal guns, and crack? Me. That's the American dream. Yeah, I ain't a lie. I've had that dream before.

You dreamt about being a crackhead prostitute in the hotel room? I've dreamt of being the prostitute. You should get a better mattress. I should get a sleep coat. What are you eating before bed? If that's what you dream about, you get a better mattresses.

This is funny, but he's definitely going to jail. There's no way. I don't think so, but we'll see. He's really like B-Rad, like from Mallevus once wanted. No, I think Hunter's true to the streets. Yeah, he's, he's ten toes for sure. He's more like, he's more like Chet Hanks to me. Yeah.

Like he's he's really about it. So he'll pull up to it. He's Chad Hanks if Chad Hanks went there. Like Hunter's committed to the. Having illegal guns when your father has been in politics for 50 years, there's the craziest thing. Like what? That's what I know with Joe Biden.

It's like, yeah, my son is just an idiot. I'll excuse the crack. You know how easy you could get a permit? Yeah, like that's just so. Yeah, but the guns is, then it can be traced. If you have, you know what I'm saying? If it's registered, it can be traced. You think he's out here like doing driving?

His father is the president of the United States and was the former vice president of United States. He can get legal guns. I promise you that. No, that's what I'm saying. Legal guns can be traced. What is he out here, he catching bodies? That's what I'm saying. What's he doing? That's what I'm assuming he got illegal guns. He don't want to trace back to him. Like, no, he's a crackhead. He's making crackhead decisions to Marys. It's not that he don't want a gun trace back to him. He's just making crackhead decisions all around the board. Like, crackheads don't make good decisions over here and then make, it's just bad decisions all the way around for crackheads. Okay

Crack once you smoke crack You're like all decisions after that It's just bad decisions No but there's some fun I've met functioning crackheads No you can function I'm not gonna say You're gonna be in a fucking stupor

Like in a corner Sleep in your drool He held the camera the entire time He was definitely functioning Yeah You can be functioning No what I mean like crack Has that go to jail

Hold up a job Like they Well they have to Collude with China Yeah You have to get their crack Right Get a job

Telling a crack head if you want more crack to get a job Go get a job That's one of my favorite quotes is like you're going to let a crack hat out hustle you I never heard a crack head say they can't afford to smoke crack So you're going to let a crack hat out hustle you today I'll wake up and think about that like damn That's like your mantra on your wall Yeah like I can't let a crack head out hustle you today

Yeah She tapped that shit like the Notre Dame sign On the walk out morning affirmation Yeah like don't let a crack head out hustle you today Hurrah Hurrah But they only have to get $10. Like, you can find enough scrap metal

or empty plastic bottles to get $10. Yeah. And I feel like some, like, nice crack dealers will put some shit on, like, assignment. Like, you know, here's a bundle. Hit me back next week. You know, like the nice crack. Or my bodega guy just did that for me. Crack? No, a sandwich.

Their system was down. He was very nice about it. Sandwich, huh? Did you pay him? Later? I haven't been back since. But I will. go back. I'm going to go back. Is that the code word bill is using now? You don't have to go back. I own $10, which is the price of a crack rock.

Crack is relatively inexpensive. Ten bucks is not bad. Yeah, but when the high only lasts fucking four minutes, is that really all you get? Yeah, you only get a few minutes of being high of crack. Oh, damn. That's why they got it, they keep chasing it because you have to keep getting high. You didn't want snowfall?

Just a few minutes, though? Yeah. It's really only a few minutes. I thought at least they like maybe got half the afternoon. No, hell no. Damn, there's that much crack on around New York thing? Because they always look high. They're on fit. The majority of all in here.

If you're on fitting all, you're sleeping. Standing up without long. You're almost dead on fitting all. Like, there's no way you're out moving around. And it's also keeping you alive. The lowdown on crack. Who wrote this, man? Oh, wow. Yeah. It says, yeah, like five to ten minutes.

So y'all, I'll be giving y'all to see y'all You niggas ain't never been in the trenches I've never sold crack No I haven't Never have I've seen people do it I've watched people smoke crack But I didn't wait around

And had a stopwatch But just yeah Every time I saw them they were high So I just assumed Who were on crack I know I just didn't know that You had to keep hitting it Like Coke

But like Coke though You have to keep snorting Coke Cause Coke goes away In like what 40 minutes Hmm Depends on who's new chance Yeah it depends depends on who's DJ

Now I see why I was a lucrative business But like Cote Every five minutes God damn That is insane Did y'all not watch Snowfall No I didn't See? Every five minutes

The wires better Oh wait you never watched Snowfall And you were saying that the wires better I watched two seasons snowfall I gotta finish it I have watched some of it The wire's still better I didn't need

I didn't need to watch snowfall That's not crazy to y'all somebody didn't see the entire series and says it gets better as it goes on that's what i'm saying you said that season two of power you said it was better than the wire or some shit i said power was no i didn't no way you said that or it was snowfall one of those by season snowfall it was snowfall yeah it was snowfall yeah snowfall probably because i feel like season two of snowfall was better than season two of the wire all right but that's an unfair comparison why that's one game out of the series yeah and i'm trying to tell you season two and you heard and you heard somebody other than me

Season two of Sex and the City was better than the Wire. Anything was better than that. You just heard me, you just heard DeMara say it gets better as a series goes on. It does indeed get better. I'm saying he said it's season two snowfall that it was better than the Wire that it had six seasons already. I think your bias of being so young and obsessed with the show and like you're, there's like a nostalgia there. For sure. The Wire is a good show.

But it's not the greatest show on. There are shows. There are shows. Why is a great show? I just felt like... Snowfall or Sopranos? I never watched it either. You really want to get back to L.A.?

Probably. Probably. I got to, I keep saying I'm going to start the Sopranos. I never... That's another one I want to go back and watch it. I'm doing Piqui Blondas now. I'm going to go back and start the Sopranos. I saw it.

Yeah. I'll watch Spranos with you again. Yeah, I'm going to go back to the first time. All right, so let's watch it as a group. Because we've never seen it. You just, all right, because you might meet a nigger next weekend and all of a sudden he's a fucking soprano's head and you come and hit to him. I'm on season three as a Pranos watching it.

Like, I'm not, we're not doing that. Yo, it's so crazy. The one time I went and did something without you, that's what niggas fucking do. The one time I went and did something without you, when I'm begging you to do, to take me somewhere and to do something for me for the past three fucking years. Why you just can't sit home and relax some time?

Why you can't just sit home and relax some time? You just got to, we just said we was going to the movies together. And all of a sudden you come into my shoes, never took me to the fucking movies. Nothing. I just agreed to take you to the movie. Nothing. Monday. And you told me, and now you come here and talking about,

I used to buy more coffee. I used to bring more vegan snacks to work, all this shit. I couldn't even get a fucking movie date. Yeah, it did, because I couldn't even get a fucking movie date, nor can I get my new balances that I've been begging for for fucking two years. The fans, it's to the point where fans is begging you to get my shit. What have you done for me lately? Passing statuations.

Ain't it men's mental health awareness month? We just completely, we just completely skipped over that part, right? Now this. It's not, is June not mental, uh, mental awareness month? Right? Nobody cares about the black man's mental health during this month. Doesn't feel like it, mom. It doesn't feel like it.

It's Pride Month. Crazy. Nobody bought it. It's Pride Month, too. How they taking our month? It was our month first. Oh, so we kind of like, they kind of parlayed our shit into it. Oh, all right.

My bad. My bad, baby. You ain't buy me a bitch yet. Buy you a bitch? You want me to buy you a bitch for pride? I knew they was going to add sex traffic into it. into the LGBTQ. Those letters just keep getting longer and longer.

Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Men's mental health. Belasting and sex trafficking soon. Men's mental health month looks like it was originally started in 94, while Pride's first start was 99. Yo, y'em. We was here first.

Gotcha. Beat. Yo, baby, Dee. We was here first. Gay people didn't exist until 1999. Exactly. So gay people are Christopher Columbus is what we're saying. Yes.

Gotcha. It's just that men's mental health was here first. So men's mental health deserves casinos. Yeah. Gotcha. We should be able to go to the casino and gamble all June with no loss, all wins. And not pay taxes. Exactly.

I wonder how many people sign up for 23 and me just to try to find out they don't have to pay taxes. Go ahead to see if they're Native American. Yeah. Isn't there like a certain percentage? I don't know that to pay. When America tried to clean that whole thing up? I know over by Syracuse, they also go to school for free. college is paid for

yeah I'm gonna check mine checking everything at this point you're going back to school oh yeah I'm fucking doing everything I'm trying to claim some kids all kind of shit that would be such a great reality show

I'm all going to college like just follow him around live in the dorms cafeteria he can't live in the dorms that can't happen he can guess ages sorry 17 year old girls that live in dorms he's not living in dorms

but he would know that because look in their eyes Like 17. Is co-ed dorms? Oh, wow. Yeah. I don't know that. What?

I don't think I would know it. You thought it was like a separate builder for the boys and the girls? Wow. I mean, colleges that I've been to like spent time on camp like Virginia State, I think was was it wasn't co-ed dorms. We had to sneak into the fucking girls dorms. First time I got pussy was in a girl that was like four doors down for me. Shout.

Freshman here, baby. Shout out to L.I.U. It was very, very co-ed. Yep. Very. Showers right across from each other. Like take a left for the men. Oh, we had alternate

floors. We had like women's floor, men's floor, women's floor, men's floor. Oh, we were mixed. Oh, they was really trying to get somebody pregnant in your school. Yeah, sure. Yeah, but like in college, you killed the kids. It's like in high school, your parents make you keep the baby. It is weird how that works out.

Yeah, in high school, your parents make you keep the baby. In college, your parents don't know where around. You just go. We had a clinic right next door. Because you have like a future at that point. Yeah. High school, crap shoot. Maybe we need another option with a grand kid. Yeah. Clearly you're fucking up. Telling a high school kid to keep the baby.

That happens a lot. My mother doesn't believe in abortion. She told me when I was in high school, if you get pregnant, we're keeping it. And I, oh, baby. No, hell no. Your mom doesn't believe abortion? Nope. She does not.

Like, religiously or just? I don't know. My mother's really old, though. She never believed in it. And she's never had an abortion either. She just waited until she was old as fuck to get pregnant. But yeah, she doesn't believe in abortions. My father either.

My father is right wing, though. So he's like very, he don't play that shit at all. So. Yo. Almost a million teen pregnancies every year. Three and ten teen American girls will get pregnant at least once before the age of 20. Nearly, that's nearly 750,000 teen pregnancies a year. It's a lot of fucking, I mean.

It's a lot of just nuts getting busted. We think about it like you're young, first time fucker. you nut quick. A lot of nothing. I get pregnant. Yeah. And kids are dumb. Like, they don't, kids are just dumb.

Yeah. They don't know how to put condoms on the right way, like anything. Damn, that's sad. I know some adults like that too, though. That's not just a kid thing. Some adults I know don't know how to put condoms on. That's a whole other.

Look how sad this is. Look, this is kind of like unravels your life. Less than 2% of teen moms earn a college degree by the time they're 30. Damn. One of my favorite shows. Teen mom?

Yeah. And I love that the follow-up was my Super Sweet 16. Is that exploitation? It's just so funny to me. Because you know those girls watch themselves on TV. Like, oh, I'm on TV. Team pregnancy. Like watching their life struggle.

And then the next one is a fucking... It's like Chris Brown. On top of a fucking elephant walking into her birthday party. Fucking crazy. Ginn and Yang. Keeps the world going. We have voicemail? You've got mail.

We do. This is a follow up to a conversation we were having. And I think just playing this now would make sense. Hey, y'all. So the whole conversation about the Dead X funeral thing made me want to ask you guys if I'm wrong for this because... Remember that conversation? Talked about going to a Dead X's funeral.

I've always been like... Until this day, I've been living with this guilt for saying this. But I was dating this guy for two years, right? We break up and it wasn't the best breakup. up like we were kind of on and off talking but for the most part it was basically done and then I want to say like a month or two later I see on his sweater that he's expecting a baby right so I'm really upset at him I text him like oh you're fucking dead to me like whatever I was pissed oh god the ending of this maybe like two days before he dies he texted me and I didn't reply

because I was still on my petty boat that I wasn't going to let him have any access to me. So I just wanted to know if I'm wrong for that because I've never said that to someone and then they actually die. So I don't know. What do you guys think? Stop, y'all.

Stop. What was the text message? She said you're dead to me. No, what did he text two days before he died? It doesn't matter. He was having a kid. He was probably not. a whole different space.

Was it like a sudden thing or was he texting her like, hey, I'm about to die in two days? No, I don't think he's. Oh, then she shouldn't feel bad. She didn't know. Yeah. No, it's more like she's saying like she feels like she's spoken into existence. You do have to be careful what you say, but I wouldn't hold that guilt in your heart. If he was a piece of shit, maybe it was karma.

Damn. If she said like you're dead to the world, then maybe she should feel bad. Yeah. I said you was dead to me and Jesus say, yeah, you and anybody else. That's got shit to do with you. Now that kid is widowed, though, not widowed. Fodiless. And the woman that he was with is widowed.

Yeah, feel bad. Yeah, I feel bad. You're a piece of shit. You should actually wallowing this and actually never get over it. And shame yourself in the mirror. Yeah, you should fall into like a deep depression and your hair starts falling out. Try some crack. I don't know if you should try that, but I don't know.

I feel like maybe you should pay for the funeral. Does she go to the funeral? Yeah. No. You wish death on somebody? And then the next time you see him And the casket That's like when Bishop showed up

To hug the family Yeah No You're dead to me What is that? That's not wishing Your dead to me Is like basically like

You're out of my life That's not oh you're I hope you die I've had people say I hope you die Yeah Like a dude? Yeah

What did you do to him? I'm telling you DeMaris must have that Snap back boy You tell a chick Bitch I hope you die She has a better throat than Joey Chestnut And she says she got a better throat to Joey chestnut. She might not be lying.

You wish devil on a girl that's not fuck with you no more. That's crazy. Yo, that pussy is crazy. I hope you die. I hope you die. Yo, tell her the girl that you used to fuck when I hope you die is some of the craziest shit. That's a little past the line.

What? I hope you die. I ain't never had no pussy that good. I hope he gets help. But anyway, Shorty, you shouldn't feel bad. But what if he died? What if he dies, though? What?

The guy that told me he hope I died. No, I wouldn't laugh at that. I'll just say my ancestors don't play about me. That's what I say every time anything bad happens to people who wish bad on me. My ancestors don't play about me. Would you go to his funeral? No. She walked right past the casket, sarcastic.

Look at them. Still sleeping. Stop. If somebody wished death upon me and then they died, yeah, I'm walking past their casket sarcastic. I might not go to a casket, but I might play many men outside of their funeral. That's a way more. Why that song? When many men wish death upon me?

Like, yeah, I'm playing that outside your funeral, nigga. Nigger wish I died and he died before me. I'm for sure playing many men outside his funeral. Oh, my God. That's a fact. I know he didn't mean it. He didn't really mean it.

He didn't mean it. He was just hurt and emotionally immature. Yeah, I'll get it. And that snapback was, he was going to miss that snapback, that red snapper. He was calling her a red snapper. It's crazy. He's got that red snapper.

Y'all know she got that red snapple with rice and peas down there. We ain't go act like she don't like. Such an old man. And Damaris could cook. Oh, that's what it is. I figured it out. Because Damaris could cook. See, when you could cook, when you could cook and that sex fire, man, niggas ain't trying to lose that, man.

You got to die. Yeah. Like, you got to. Ain't all the nink about to get this shit. No else could get to. You got to die. This bitch make bread from scratch. She got a bread making.

Like, you niggas ain't never had bread from scratch. You niggas is wonder bread eating niggas, man Your chick ain't ever made Two hours to make bread for you She collects yeast Yeah And that thing good I hope you die

Don't ever get at to nobody else What was your reply Did you like double tap it? No How long ago is that I'm praying for you and I said Oh you gave the nigga I'm praying for you

Yeah, I'm praying for you Oh yeah he's a sure Strung out on drugs right now Whoever that nigga is A chick pray for you and you hope she died And she's like I'm gonna just pray for you I gotta go smoke some crack after that for show My life is over

What? Because if you down that bad to what you said, if you down that bad to what you say, I hope you die, and she says, I'm going to pray for you. What you got after I hope you die? You got to do some different shit.

That's it. After I hope I, I hope you die and she said, I'm going to pray for you. You don't got nothing else after that. It's over. Yeah. At that point,

you might just have to fake commit suicide. Yeah. Like, oh, I was just joking. That shit gets so old. You know people have done that? Only Lamar Odom did it, right? Only when I give a pass when he did that type of move.

See, y'all friends now, you shouldn't be... Yeah, you didn't bring that up when we sat down with him. When he almost died? Yeah, you're not gonna... I'm saying he actually, like, went through with it. Oh, no, no. And went out like a fucking man in a whorehouse with drugs in his system just to get his bitch back.

Yeah. That's a man right there. That's why we got to download his podcast. All these other pussies that just fake text message, I'm gonna kill myself, you leave me not. Lamar went to Vegas and said, watch. Yeah. That's a man.

He almost fucked to death. You niggas ain't fucking to death. Just fire. That's what? Fucking the death. Fire. Only man that ever fuck to get his girl back. Yeah.

Legend. Yeah. And two games. Check out our Patreon available to now. Lamar Odom, man. Yeah, we have a Lamar Odom episode. We don't talk about that, but we talk about some other things.

I would never bring that up in front of. No. You can't do that. You can't bring that up. I would love to. That's a conversation. I would love to have with him. Yeah, off camera.

Yeah, I'm not going to joke about that on camera. I would never do that. No. You know he probably like looks back at that night and smiles. Yeah, he's alleged. Like, you know when Walter White at the end of Breaking Bad, spoiler, when he, like, goes next to the meth machine falls and then it's the aerial shot and he's smiling. That's how I feel like Lamar thought he was going up. Yeah.

But then, you know, if you're going to go out, you got to go out like that. They saved him. At the bunny ranch. And then Chloe brought him to the garden. Ugh. Love it. I have anxiety almost kill myself. Take me to the garden with Kanye and Travis.

Queens Legend. Do we have another voicemail? We're going to picture. Let's do one more for the weekend And girl, please don't speak deaf Don't just don't say nothing else

And yes, sorry, we handled that very much Because apparently you have a You have a strong powers and manifestation So just be careful what you wish for Condolences to his family We handled that poorly Yeah

Would it gonna say that pussy got power Is that what Gunna said? Yeah You think he's the only person I never said that He's the only person I think that's in the Old Testament Yeah

She wanna go viral That pussy got power I get it digin Mm-hmm. So I'm 25. My man is 24. And we have been together for about two years. And so we go back and forth on this topic of like, you know, me having, you know, a friend that is a man, you know, him having a friend that's a woman.

I feel like it's perfectly fine. He doesn't. Of course, I want to respect my man in my relationship and, you know, consider what he says. And I have been, but I feel like stifled because I just really don't like hearing that I can't do something. I feel like that's toxic a little bit. I don't know. Can you guys let me know what you guys think about this? You know, it's like even went as far as saying like no male business partners and shit like that is screaming insecurity.

But also like I don't know, we had to talk with one of his friends as well. And it's like, I don't know, they gave me some insight that it's not insecurity or even if it is. You're not supposed to say that. You're supposed to, you know, shower him with love and all this other shit, which I do. already. I'm just like, all right, I get it. But it's like, it seems like you don't trust me. You know, like I said, it's like he's saying, oh, I trust you. I don't trust anybody else. But like, I'm like, if I wanted to cheat, I would. It's no coercion. It's no like, you know, thing that someone's going to convince me. But it's always like, okay, well, what if we're in a fire is going to go fuck him? Like, I don't know.

I feel like we could be healthy and have friends of the opposite gender. What do you think? She's leaving out some missing pieces. never want to be a child ever. Saying if I wanted to cheat, I would or I could. I mean, that doesn't help. No, it definitely does not help a situation. No, but why the women think of that. But because she's, because he's like, well, it's not that I don't trust you.

I don't trust him. And she's like, well, he can't coerce me into cheating on you. If I want to cheat, I'm going to cheat. It's not like he's coercing me into it. So if you trust me, you should trust me. Telling an insecure man, if I wanted to fuck him, I would, is not going to help the situation. No. And vice versa.

Girl, leave. I'm here to tell you now. I'm a little bit older than you leave. Leave. I was a little confused in the beginning. She has a male best friend as well. Yeah. Yeah.

And he has a... She doesn't have a problem with him having a girlfriend. I think she's leaving some shit out of this. There's no way the guy with the girl best friend is now yelling at his girl that she can't even have a male best friend. She fucked her male best friend and he knows that. That's what she's leaving out. You're putting that shit on her.

She never said that. But she said that they were just talking about having female friends and male friends. They never said that. even had any because he just straight said he's against it you can't even have a male business partner yeah what is that it's it's a it's a 24 year old boy's a loser ass 24 year old young yeah dump his lame ass get rid of him get rid of his red of his red flag is when she doesn't have male best friends if she doesn't have any male friends she's a whore and if a guy like that logic no it's because if a guy doesn't have any female friends he's a whore as well it's weird if you

don't have friends men with men with female friends tend to be beat the biggest horse, so I'm not gonna lie. What? No. No. Just friends. Didn't you fuck your last female friend and she blocked you? Didn't we talk about that last episode?

He nutted too quick. You can give her that Kobayashi? No, we were friends, but that was like, we didn't, that was years ago that we fucked. We've been friends years after we had sex. So that's not like, she's in a new relationship. Yeah, here you are. Blocked. That's not a female friend like that, though.

I was probably just someone you hadn't fucking. you. Yeah. No, we fuck. I know. I'm saying before you guys fucked. We were friends before we fucked. Way before we fucked. Yeah, but like friends like that haven't fucked yet. Not friends. I think y'all became friends after y'all fucked. No, we were friends

before we fucked. That's what I'm trying to tell you. We were friends before we fucked. So how did you end up fucking, ma'all? It's ended up fucking. Yeah, but like how did that happen? Was it a date? You didn't just like link up for lunch and then... We was hanging out one night. We just started making out and that was it.

Go ahead, Demire Yeah, y'all never just made out with a friend and no, no, never Well, y'all don't get bitches True So is she a bitch to get or is she your friend That's our point when we were saying Too could be true

I ain't never She's somebody else's bitch to get She's like, you know what I should put Julian's tongue down my throat No I have Yeah, mom Women I've fucked that I'm friends with

But that doesn't make them my So you never had a female friend That you never had a female friend That you were just friends with at first and then y'all ended up fucking? Yes. But now they're not like in this scenario a bestie.

Like that's someone I'm friends with that I fucked. Okay. That's not like the male or female best friend. Well, he's, she's, back to her question. She's just saying her man says she can't have male friends, period. Not even just a male bestie. She can't have male friends. He's insecure.

He's a lame. He's 24. Get rid of him. I'm not going to say get rid of him, but I mean. Yes. I just understand. I mean, because. they're both young.

And they've been together two years. So, yeah, they're young. You know, he's insecure, obviously. Insecure men don't ever just stop suddenly being insecure. They remain insecure. I kind of want to follow up on this after she tells him, but you have a female best friend and what his response to that is. But that's not.

I would like to know what that's going to say, well, I know what my intentions are. His thing is he doesn't know what the guy's intentions are with her. And one of the friends ugly. There's that little tidbit for you. Yeah. Like the one where she grabs a dick And you're like, this is sexual assault Because she's ugly.

Dude, fuck ugly chicks all the time. They wouldn't befriend them. That's also true. It's charity work. Jesus Christ. And here's my ugly best friend. You don't feed her after midnight. She needs snacks in between napses so she gets cranky.

Don't feed her after midnight, okay? She has her favorite movie in her bag. Leave that guy. literally happened last night. That's why I'm laughing so hard. What happened? You fuck Dragli Benz? No, no, no.

Just like I was out with, uh, ace. All stop. I'm a bad, man. A friend of ours ace, uh, who's court age manager. And then in a friend of mine from college. And, uh, we're at the bar and like these group of girls walk in. And there's three that are very pretty. And there's just one that's like, oh, God.

She's looked like just like a Muppet. Yeah. It's just, she's looked tired. You got to go, this has to. suck for you. But you have to befriend that one. None of us did. No. Why not? What if she was like interesting? Gee, I just wasn't going to happen.

Was it like a three on three? We also didn't. Someone had to land talking to her. Let me, because I'm going to get killed. You're the massaging is there. We didn't talk to any of them at all. We didn't like engage with any of them. Because one of the girls was like, so fucked up the night. Yeah, I was too scared to talk to girls. It was radiating.

It's some spillover. She's ugly. They're cute. They might have ugly personalities. man, see, he don't even know the old strategy. You got to talk to the ugly one. I can't do that, man. I know that's a classic move. But then you're giving up too much valuable time for the actual one.

I'm time efficient. Men are awful human. I'm not talking to the Uber driver. Oh, man. Women do the same shit just in a different way. They do. I promise you, I'm never talking to the ugly friend. See?

At least I would. I don't want to talk to the cute friend. You think I would talk to an ugly nigga? On purpose? What you mean you don't want to talk to the cute? Yo, Demarii, what's so? Yo, why are you? What's up?

What's going on? What you mean you're not talking to the cute, niggas? I'm just talking about, like, I'm not approaching no, a group of men and be like, yo, what's up? Like, to the cute. I'm not doing that. Why? I just, I don't know.

Shy. She's shy. She's shy. She just said she got a better throat than Joey Chestnut, but she's shy. She just said she can swallow a tote bag. I know. But she's shy. What you got to understand?

there's Clark Kent and there's Superman. It just depends what scenario you in. And I said, you know what's crazy. You got the glasses on. You've never done this, Demaris. This is just. With the bun. Your forehead has never had veins pop like that.

Yeah, you've never sweated like that, DeMaris. One-handed, too. But the things I say on this podcast are just entertainment. Like, this is, I come in and I am a character. In real life, I'm not like this. You're not like this. You be throwing ass in this spot too. Shut up.

Shake it. I just saw you shaking ass on your story. But shaking ass doesn't require you to, like, converse with people. I can shake ass and, like, in silence. Like, I could shake ass. Shaking ass in silence is great. It's a mating call.

Yo, shaking ass and not saying nothing to nobody is like. There's no music. Yo, what's up? Yo, what's up with your people? She ain't said nothing all night, but she was shaking her ass. Not even music playing. She's on a solo date.

She's all by herself. Yo, we just ordered appetizers. She's shaking her ass. Like, yo, what's up with your girl? No, but, like, you know, girls be shaking her ass. ass on girls. Like, I don't have to, it doesn't require me to talk to any. I'm not a person that, like, talks to men. Like, I don't, I just don't do that. You just said you was talking to some cute nigga other day. No, I, no, I did not say that. See, y'all see mall, whoever

listening to this man, mall entertaining, he could have his job. You said it on camera. I did not say that. You just said when you was out over the week and you was like, yo, the burgers and Bob. You didn't, you didn't remember the conversation. They said, they said, they said you were talking to somebody. You was so fried. He was like, I don't even remember, like what I was a girl. Oh, okay. Yeah. I know you said. I know you I'm like, wait, what? No, I didn't talk to them in there. It was all gross.

All right, my bad. Follow up with that? What's up? The girl? Yeah. She texted me. Shout out to her. Shout out to her.

She know you went on my day on. Did she send the news yet? Did she send the news? Damn. It was three days ago. It sounds like you slacking on your mac and baby. What's up? Get your weather together.

What you're late now? Yeah. He's moved on. In three days of y'all meeting them? Three days. Three days. More like three hours. Come on.

Let me go through my request. Dums. More like three hours. No, your request DMs is different. That's different. Those are like groupies. I'm talking about people that you actually meet. They send you naked pictures of them within three hours.

Last time happened to me is that a, I think we were in L.A. I was at a house party, left, met a girl there. She was mad. I didn't live in L.A. And I was like, I'll be back knowing I wasn't really coming back anytime soon. And she sent me a nude, like maybe an hour or two after I left the house. Pro. I can't.

I can't. I'm not doing stuff like that. Not you. I'm just saying, the girl you met could have. have sent you a nude. That's why I asked. It happened. I don't think normal women are just sending naked pictures. I actually feel like that would happen more in the lesbian by women on women community than with men and women. True. Like that's, I think, no, but we're not. So a woman, a woman doesn't have to, like, send me a nude for her to get my attention. I know, like,

women have to, like, give y'all something because y'all are squirrel-brained. So if they don't get, put something directly in your fucking face, you're going to go be off sucking another bitch's titty. So it has to like, oh, look, nipples, look. See, me. Titty in my face. Yeah, we don't have to do that. We actually, like, you know, care about each other. The titty in the queue. It is nice to just, like, be on your phone casually and it's like, oh, kitty.

That actually is, uh, I read this. It's a study with depression and shit. Mm-hmm. Just in a random nude. Mm-hmm. It helps you day. Yeah. Definitely does.

I mean, I like-in-a-morty a day. I like nudes, too. I just, and I've, I've gotten them before, but like, not from a person I met three hours ago. From a guy? You know how, like, women are comfortable. changing in front of each other or whatever? Yeah. Is the bisexual home girl, does people like get a little weird?

Do you think? When we were younger, I don't now, no. But when we were younger and I first was coming out as bisexual, there were some, like, some weird, like, people felt weird. And it's like, yo, surety, I wouldn't fuck you with somebody else's dildo. For real? Well, that would be unsanitory. How'd you come out as bisexual?

Uh. Definitely in one of her raps. Like, for sure. Yo, yo, me, good? You was there way before Maclemore or whatever fucking gay song that was. Um, I feel like everybody else knew I was gay before I did. Um, and then when I started to, when I started to experiment, I had a best friend that was like always like next to me.

And people were like, y'all are in love with each other. I was like, no. Um, like, no, we just lick each other. I was going to say, what was the, like, because I've, you know how Facebook shows you like memories. I saw like a memory from high school where I was like, yeah, I'm like such an ally for like the LGBT community. But like, nope, everybody thinks I'm gay.

I'm far from gay. I was so close. I was so. You were right downstairs? I was right downstairs. But I just really, I didn't know. I just, I wasn't, I didn't know. But yeah.

I don't know. What slumber party took you over the edge? That's what I'm trying to figure out. Like, what was the moment? I was in college. Okay. I was in college. And shout out to that, that wonderful young girl.

But yeah. We should have on the pod. Yeah. Well, she's dead now. So. Oh, man. I had a really fucked up joke. I'm not going to say it.

Damn. Not going to say. That's growth right there, guys. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What about the second one that you're pushing? Yeah. How's her?

Let's move ahead. Speed it up. She cool. She cool. That means y'all still kick it. Definitely. Nah. Oh, she got a man now?

No, but yeah. It was, I don't know. I guess when I came out to my parents, when I came out to my parents, it was... I don't know. That was, that was a little different. Did your father cry? No, he didn't.

He said, I always thought she was gay. He was always freaky when you was a kid. We always just pointed to you and say, you're freaky, you're weird. So they've been thought I was gay. My parents always thought I was gay. They didn't think I liked men. That sounds really supportive. Yeah.

You're freaky. Yeah, they was like, he was always a freaky weird one. You're a little freak. You're a little freaky devil. They didn't try to pray the gayway? No, I had a friend. Praying the gay away. I had a friend who at.

Can we go to one of those? Can we go to one of those. camps. No, it's actually very, it's very torturous and I had a friend that had to go through that. What do they do? They just pray until you're not gay. No. They just try to convince you that you're broken. I've witnessed it in person.

The church I used to go to in Newark when I was like trying to find myself in religion. There was a kid that was clearly gay that was the girl that brought me there as cousin. And I told her I was like, you know, your cousin's definitely gay. Denied it all the way, four or five years past. Get right into service. He had came out to his mom the night before.

pastor sat there, put his whole fucking hand on top of his head in front of the whole congregation. Mind you, this is the same pastor that makes pregnant women sit in the back row if they're not married. He was sitting there trying to palm the gay out of this kid's head. And I think the pastor was gay. So I think he was actually flirted.

Oh, yeah. No, that. Rory was not. Well, yeah, no, they were all trying to pray the gay away. It was fucking hilarious. But it's actually very torches. Shout out to Chance for a kid. It's very.

it was no mind I'm not going Thank you Thank you Thank you It was right there And Julian you What happened with yours Was it at the salon yesterday

When they asked you how your husband likes your hair My bad Julian That was too easy That was just sitting here It was like I was waiting for the screen Damara set the screen I just had to shoot I'm sorry my bad

Yeah That's black magic's boy I'm really just researching how this pray the gayway shit works this fucking crazy. At church they didn't call it pray the gayway but everyone was praying for the gayness to leave him. Yeah, like it was a demon, a spirit.

There's a really funny video on YouTube about that. That church was crazy. He used to make all the pregnant women sit in the back row. Gangsta. Are you serious? Yeah. If they were not married. And we were in Newark. There was a lot of pregnant women. It was closer to the bathroom. Tell me, they get delivered more.

This is one of the best videos on the internet. This didn't work. The Lord tonight has set you free. Yes, sir. Lying in church is so much fun. Look at his bota. I'm not gay no more. Really?

What? Did they try to pray your gay away? Oh no. The pastor? The pastor in this video is her. her dad's, her friend's dad. Damn. You know,

me, your parents accepted you, right? And your, yeah. Women, women, women, Lori,

that's like, I'm not gay. I would not think of men. Bro. He's just saying all the things he wants to do. Bro. All the things he planned on doing Saturday night. Yo.

Because no one was even talking about that. Football. Oh, boom. Oh, even the Holy Ghost gay. Look at them. Please. Y'all praise God with him.

What? I will not put on makeup. I would have been in the church. That's why I can't go to church. Can we please go to Florida? We gotta go to Florida. I'm gonna get kicked out. I can't see.

You think I could sit down and watch some shit like that live? I would be crying, laughing so hard. Yeah, it's hilarious. I would love, can we please go to one of these? Oh, what? Well, they're like, I don't think they put out fly. like you just have to I went to that church for five years

before it happened. But they have prayer away the gay camp, like how they have fat camp. Oh my God, can we please go to one? Yeah, they have anti-gay camps. They have anti-gay camps? Yeah. All would be the best counselor.

Using the F word, shaming them. I never know about this. Telling them it's a disease. Yeah, is it like, when does it start? When's the first session? Some of the time's here, like, what is the session? Yeah. I want to go.

Hell yeah. What are the activities? Oh, you just Yeah, what do you do? I don't know. I don't know. I wanted to keep my gay. I never wanted it to go away. Wait, there's a Netflix series.

Religious conversion camps. Yeah, I guess there's a Netflix series. Religious conversion. Yeah. Oh, so that's where they just send if you think your kid is gay to find the Lord. What is?

Yeah. And to like switch you. Yeah. The documentary about how these cancels were like molesting these kids when that comes out. Yeah, so like camp. Yeah, amazing. It's going to be amazing.

Like the Boy Scouts? Yeah. Maul, would you send your kid to conversion therapy? No. Conversion therapy? Like if my kid was gay? Yeah. No.

I wouldn't give a fuck. You just beat the gay out of him. Old school. Save some money. Yeah. But I think Ma'all would just... Well, he got to get out of here. He can't live here.

He can no longer live here with that shit. You know what I'm saying? But I wouldn't try to take him to conversion. Don't encourage him. He just can't live under my household is all. say. Still love him, but he got to get up out of here. I would just make sure that he's gay. Like, I mean, I'm going to make sure that you're gay. Like, are you

actually gay? Asking your kid if they're actually gay? Yeah, like, like. I don't know that's the best way to go about that. No, I'm not going to ask them. But I'm going to make sure that they're actually gay. Like, I want to make sure, son daughter, whatever, I want to make sure that you're actually gay and this is what you're actually attracted

to versus, um, you've been, a lot of people turn gay because of sexual assault. True. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just want to make sure that there's nothing else you haven't been influenced. Stayed straight. I had a. I held it down. Solds right there.

There's Jake's son. I'm an example that it could work. You stay to cost of Maris. He stayed focused. It's trials and tribulations in life. But when you're on that path, nothing could deter. Roy ducked every one of these letters.

Like, oh, oh, shit. Yeah. L-GP. Yo, Rory fighting the alphabet is crazy. Holy knew I didn't like it. Roy fought the alphabet. That's why you can't read. Not bad.

My bad, bro. I don't mean to make fun of you. You know, you're tumultuous times. Oh, man. Don't call my times. What's two. There's more letters. What's two ass, two spirit?

See, this is where they lose me with this. That's like when they put letters in math. Yeah, I don't know. What is two? Is that like that's when? flame shit? That's a that's a Junae Ako, big Sean album. Maybe like

you know what? You like yourself? I'm sorry. That's definitely going to be part two. That was very funny. I'm sorry. Julian. Why did they bring the Native Americans into this? Yeah, this is we're

what they were here first? Oh wait. So it's two spirit people. Oh, so this is spirituality. Not even physical like sex. So spiritually, male, female, and sometimes intersex individuals who combined activities from both men and women with traits unique to their status as two spirit people. I didn't understand one word of that. So it's kind of, I don't know how to break this down. It's less about the physical.

It's not the physical in itself. It's more of the spirituality of the being. So you have two spirits. One of them is like, let's say one of my spirits is asexual and the other one is bisexual. So I have two people inside me. And one is one. That's called something else. I don't know.

Bipolar disorder. I just saw that on, uh, I'm a Gemini. It's back to the church. I have two people inside me. It's pride month. I don't know if that's, oh.

What? Yeah, my bad. Thank you. And it's men's, and it's men's, mental health. Y'all don't give a fuck about child's mental health.

Yes, we do. I do. Oh, and I do want to clear up something because I got a lot of negative comments about the comment I made about men always killing themselves. When Rory said the best way to handle as a man, depression is to suck it in or your feelings, you just suck them in. And I said, if that was the best way,

y'all wouldn't be killing yourselves. I want to make it clear that I was not making fun of men killing themselves. I was telling, Lori. No, no, no, no, it was not. There's one person. My DMs never really get flooded with shit from the pod. They were a bunch of men harassing me saying that that was, I said it wrong or whatever.

So I do want to apologize and say, I was saying that holding your feelings in and men holding their feelings in is one of the reasons why the men's suicidal rates are sky high. Y'all need to talk about it so that y'all stop jumping off of bridges. That's all. Thank you for clearing that up, baby. No problem.

Now back to these two spirits and sages. Where'd you meet them? Last lap. This is why I can't, this community, like, because now it's like including the indigenous cultures thing. It's just, it just seems performative. It's like, I don't know who wrote that because I've never even seen that. This is like the official.

Allies. Allies is one of the letters now? Yeah. Yeah. The full, the full is LGBTQI-I-P-2-S-A-A. Listen, man. When I went to go see, Mona, don't call me white girl, she said, she brought up something funny.

He said a scientist discovered that. there is no person that is truly, like, fully heterosexual. Yeah, isn't that called, like, the Kinsey scale? Yeah. I don't know what scale that's called. Sexuality is a spectrum. It's a spectrum. Yeah, but she was saying that nobody is really ever truly full.

This is what the scientists say, that nobody's ever really truly heterosexual. Did they get, like, reasoning on why? I didn't need to hear a reason. I was just, that scientist doesn't know shit what the fuck they're talking about, because I knew the Olympics were trying to send us some weird messaging. You said what? Barry, shut up. See, you got to put your ten full a hat on.

Look what they'd be thrown in our faces, right in plain sight. What is it saying? It's an agenda. He said, that's the Olympic rings. They'd be trying to tell us something. He's so fucking annoying. Yeah. Or the Audi.

Don't you drive an Audi? Yeah, because I'm an ally. Oh, man. Oh. It's a sign mall. It's a sign. Well, no one's clearly heterosexual, so. But what is the reasoning why no one's heterosexual?

What is they're saying that because, obviously, it's a spectrum and that nobody is always full heterosexual. It meaning like even a heterosexual man like ourselves have probably thought about gay sex or, you know. Or fine men, I wouldn't even say that. I would say find men attractive. Notice that a man is attractive. Yeah.

Here's the scale. I can do that. It fluctuates from one to six. It's from zero to six. Sorry, zero meaning you're exclusively heterosexual while six being exclusively homosexual. And then this is where you kind of get into the, the meat and potatoes of it, the one through five. I'm like a three.

Only incidentally homosexual. How are you incidentally gay? Is that like, oh, I had three beers tonight? Dick. No, incidentally is like, you know, like you look at mall's ass when he walked by. Like, if he walked like, damn. That was premeditated. Let me tell you something.

If that man was to continue to work. Wait, incidentally homosexual, I'm all looking at the guys, the Uber drivers every time he looks at the car? Yeah. Probably. That's definitely Wait, looking at someone is homosexual.

Locking eyes. Even though I did feel like that was. Or when Julia comes in and be like damn, Ma, you dress nice today like that outfit like fits your frame well.

I've never said. I've never said. Thank you. And we'll never tell me that an outfit fits my frame. But if he thought it, then he's a one. Yeah.

No. If he thought it, he's a two. No. He might be a six if it's every episode. No, because two is

predominantly hetero, but more than incidentally. You, niggas, pull a scale out, niggas get defensive, don't they? No. I'm just trying to stay within the bounds of the scale. The scale, yeah, yeah. That would be a one, what she said, not a two.

I got you. That's what you told you should have told me at the salar. Cut it on a one. Not an inch and a half off the side. What did he say he told? Just an inch off the top. Yo, man, that's so crazy. A man trying to argue down going from two to one is hilarious.

It's not more than. Yeah. Do you said you and Yomi are three? Yeah, me and Yomi are three. Equally heterosexual and homosexual. I feel like you're not equally though. You like men more. But that's just more of a sexual thing, not a romantic thing, right?

This scale? Like this is purely sexual. It's not romantic. Your sexual attraction. Sexual attraction, yes. Got it. Because I know a lot of women that are equally hetero and homosexual, but would only date a guy. Exactly.

That's what I'm looking. Because they look at women as obvious. And by the way, that doesn't make you, people say that that makes you less bisexual and it doesn't. But when you're talking about sexual orientation, it's about who you are sexually attracted. It's who you are when it comes to your sexual nature. That's like, yeah. So if I've watched porn that had guys in it, I'm a one, right? Every time.

No, baby. Okay. If you watch porn, a gay porn? No. Maybe a two. Then I'm six. Wait, just guys, like two guys or just a guy fucking a girl? What's the angle?

Because if it's that angle where it'd be right behind his ass crack. Yeah, no. I don't know that's like the grundle shot. No. I don't know that side. I didn't fucking edit the fucking video. I'm just pressing play on that. Yeah, but that's that angle. You, that's definitely two material.

All right, what if I, like, hit the 10 of the 30 second button? Huh? Like, what if I skip through that part? Okay. You got close your eyes, though. Because when you're skipping through, you can still see his asshole. If you can see a man's asshole and Gooch in the, in the shot of the porn. That's a two.

That's a two. That's a two. You're a two, at least. But I didn't ask to see that angle. It's not like that angle. angle was a band and I got in the preview of the thumbnail. No one's plastering the video on your screen. You can always get out of it.

Yes, it is. Yeah, like you can always get out of it if you don't want to see it. Yeah, that's a two. Man, fuck out of it with all this shit. If that's your favorite angle, that's your favorite angle. But I'm just telling you. Was Dame Lither number zero? Exclusively heterosexual.

That's where I met. Me and age and zero. Yeah. I mean, the fact that you compared it to a man. All right. Never mind. One. That's a one.

That's a one. The fact that you saw heterosexual and thought, Daniel Lillard, that's your type. Speaking of one, I hope Dallas Mavericks win one game in this finals. They are down 3-0 after losing last night. I did think they was going to win that game. But the Boston Celtics looked like they're on their way

to another championship. 18. Shout out to Jason Tatum, Jalen Brown, Drew Holiday, rest of the Celtics. Doing a great job. Oh, basketball news. Obviously, the legend Jerry West passed away. Rest of peace to the logo to the legend Jerry West.

I don't know if we spoke about it, but last week, the legend Bill Walton, he passed away as well. So some basketball royalty and legends we've lost in the last two weeks. So praise and condolences. There was a lot of funny tweets around Jerry. It was like that's how you know he's the biggest hater of all time. He'd rather die than watch the Celtics win another ring. It's pretty funny. I'm out of here.

Yeah. We can talk on Patreon, but have you guys started Clipped? No, I didn't start out yet. We can talk about on Patreon. I didn't start watching it. Watch the first two episodes. I think the third one is this week. Another fun topic for Patreon.

I'm excited to get into that racist girl from TikTok. That said the N-word. Double-down Lily? Double-down Lily. And now she's like a right-wing correspondent. You know how it's go. That's a fun. That's a good Patreon topic.

Rodin-Boy Summer. That's another thing I want to talk about. You guys are familiar with that? just ugly men that are now hot all of a sudden. That's what you want to talk about? Kinsey, man. I mean, he's the one. I feel like, the one, guys.

He on his one, guys. He on his one. I felt like Pete Davis started that way, but we'll go to Patreon. Yeah. He changed the game. All right. We'll talk to y'all by Patreon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

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