New Rory & MAL - Episode 283 | Hookah Smoke & Insecurities

Episode Date: July 9, 2024

Sign up for a $1 per month trial period at https://shopify.com/rorymalWe were all littttt for the long holiday weekend and can't wait to tell you about it. JK, we're washed and did nothing, but we're going to tell you about it anyway. Rory was forced to socialize with people at a birthday party and in the steam room (09:38) so, if course, he was in hell. We get into a conversation about stealing and Mal shares a story with us about the first time he was involved in fraud (14:02). Demaris was outside for the 4th and is having trouble finding the straight men... she asks the boys for help and of course they laugh at her, but not more than they laugh at Julian's (failed) content creator bag at the Pangea party (21:28). Michael Rubin had his annual all-white party over the weekend (26:09) while the rest of us watched the 'Not Like Us' video (don't worry, Mal isn't going off on us today... he took an edible) (37:39). The only question he has as this all comes to an end is - why would Kendrick give Future and Metro that verse/moment? Why not do it solo? We attempt to answer this for him (51:17), and then Rory reaffirms his album of the year (1:02:55). Childish Gambino had a show over the weekend and we discuss predictions for his upcoming album (1:06:38). We have voicemails! Today our first listener wants our opinion on the recent uptick in the use of the word 'insecurity' when in reference to men in relationships (1:13:15). Our second listener needs help planning a first date, and of course we give him no advice he could actually use (1:28:23).For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You know I ran in the pen release three times? Yeah? Yeah. It's a fact. What place did you finish? I mean, we were there. Tough meat. hook.

Yeah, baby, just play me the hook. Rubbing on my chain blowing cloudmatic. Smoke something with a DM in that ass backwards. Lay back, relax and talk mathematics. Later on we test. I didn't have a minute sweaty night. Even when I'm working out, the only place I really sweat is my scalp. I'd had many of sweaty nights.

My scalp and my lower back. I ain't a sweaty man. I ain't a sweaty man, but I'd have had many of sweaty nights. My back on the walk here was dripping wet. How you feel about yourself? Let's try it off now. Jerseysies are not breathable. I've noticed since I've turned 34.

That's like the one thing I've really noticed. I sweat way more than I used to. I sweat so much. Like I really thought somebody threw a bucket of water on me one night. I'm talking about like the, and all the sheets was soaking wet. And you're just having a nightmare? That's what happening to me lately. I just like, I get in these sweats where it's just like, I don't even know it.

Because I like to sleep with the room cold, but I need a blanket on top of me. So like the room would be cold. The room would be cold, but I got a blanket. But then that blanket, you know, or. Overnight, like your body, like, heats up, you under a blanket. By the time I wake up in the, I'm talking about the sheets are soaked. You don't know a comforter AC balance? You got to, like, just leave one leg out.

I do all of that. And bring it back under the comforter. That's my move. I do all of that. Yeah. I do all of that. But then there's a window where you fall asleep and don't move for like four or five hours. Yeah.

Where you just like a baked potato under there. You're just cooking. And by the time I wake up, everything's soaking. Do you roll around in your sleep? You guys like just once you find a spot. I'm still sleeper. I sleep pretty still. If I'm comfortable.

Like if I'm at somebody house and they sheet stink and it's like, I don't know. Why you ask someone's house that sheet stink? No, because you know how sometimes you might spend a night at somebody crib and you're like, damn, like. Is it? Yeah. Like, I mean, I'm not doing that. I go home no matter what time it is now. But I'm just saying you never spent the night at a girl house.

Oh, for sure. And it's like, sheets kind of stink a little bit. Baby father might still have to spare. This thing might pop. So you don't really sleep. Yeah. And you rest. She lives in the building where the washing machine stinks.

Yeah, exactly. Just cleaning the clothes makes it stink. It's like you can't sleep but you're not sleep. Yeah. But I need to, I need, that's why I sleep in my own crib because I got to get like, I got a shower, I sleep naked, it got to be a certain temperature. Like, it's, I don't know if it's because I'm older or this has been one of the hottest summers that I can remember, but I almost walked out with like a wet rag today.

Like just to keep on my foot, like, I don't know. I know. That's how much I've been sweating lately. Yeah? Yeah. Is it an age thing? It's been extra human. I don't know. The older I've been getting the more I've been sweating.

I've sweat more now that I'm older. I would look into getting that, what do they call that Botox shit where clogs your pores? Claw's your pores. I feel like it's not healthy. No, but it's like a thing. They do that in the steam rooms, huh? No, they have like a Botox shot that you can get underneath your underarms to stop your sweat glands from producing. I don't think you should ever stop your sweat glands.

No. It's a hyperhydrosis. important part of your life. Yeah. It was just like a localized shot. I wouldn't do it anywhere else, but it's, it's pretty common. You wouldn't get Botox in your face? Hell no. No, I can't wait.

Hell no. Wait for what? One more like frustrated. Is it an age limit? Like, I mean like, I'm gonna start. I'm not aging gracefully. I'm getting Botox in the forehead. I'm getting the facelift pulled tightly. Like I'm really? Yeah. You want to look like one of those people. You really want to look like Jan. You're so young to be talking like that

to like. I know. That's why I said I can't wait. When I get older, I'm going to do that. You're looking forward to getting your face pull back? Because I started noticing shit. I started noticing like crows. Put the skin in a ponytail. Put your scalping. Yeah.

I'd never heard somebody say, I can't wait to get Botox. I can't wait. I can't wait to get chemo. What are you talking about? That's completely different. I can't wait to get both. The body will always be natural, but the face, who. But now the thing.

You'll never get no work done on your body? After I pop my kids out, I'm going to get my boobs done. But that's it. That don't really count. What's that a mommy tuck? What do they call that? Mommy makeover is the tummy tuck with the, with the lipo, 360 lipo.

You know the husband stitch that they do after women give vaginal birth? What is that? It's called the husband stitch where they like stitched up a little more so it's tight again. Oh, the vagina? Oh, you just slap some vinegar on that. Damn, you, oh, oh. The tightest vagina I've ever felt came from a woman who had a big head baby. I think that women know better than to just slap vinegar on it.

Put something in a little cat full in the bathtub. Soaking that little, you know what I mean? Tighten it right up. Yeah. Please don't put in a girl. Y'all pussy. Please. That's down.

Just put a little bit in the tub. Just put a little bit in the tub. I was giddling something and looked up and just hurt. Yeah. That's all. Snap. Snap that pussy back. The husband's,

the husband's stitch. The husband's, it's, it's not, it's a harmful thing. Because obviously you're pretty much reshaping the vagina. when women give birth sometimes they rip and when they're stitching them stitching the peritoneum back up they'll put an extra stitch in

perennium perineum got got you Isn't that crazy imagine that imagine if we had to get our dicks like sewed up or something I've never imagined that Julie

it's never really crossed my mind well technically we have if you're sniffed we've had that's true yeah scissors down there I was like I had no say it they gave it a shape up

they violated think about that they violated me and I have no say I don't remember any of it but I feel like it was a traumatic experience. Cool, whatever. Ball are you going to circumcise your son?

I thought about not doing it. I've considered not doing it. Why? I don't know. Because I think that's foreskin is there for a reason. For protection. Yeah, your sweat glands are there for a reason.

Yeah, but you get rid of pubic hair and that's there for a reason. Yeah, but I make that decision to get rid of pubic care. My parents didn't make that decision for me when I was unable to complain about it because it still hurts the babies. They're just unable to complain about it.

They're already crying. Just cut the shit off. Do they do it? They don't do it right away, do it? Yeah. Like three days. Like three days in. Yeah.

Yeah, do that shit right when I come out. No, that's mad traumatic. Don't make for three days. Traumatic. You don't have memories until you're like five anyway. You don't remember that. It's traumatic in the moment. Just because you don't remember it doesn't make it not traumatic.

You've been through some trauma. You just don't remember. That's why you act like that. That's why your hair looks like that. What's wrong with my hair? I didn't say nothing. The fact that that was his response, I know he's been through trauma. What's wrong with hair?

Yo, I ain't gonna lie. I took two gummies this morning. I haven't felt my feet since 9.30. Yo, I haven't felt them all today. I took two gummies this morning and I woke up, like, went to the gym and shower. I was like, let me pop two gummies. Bro, I haven't felt my feet since probably 945. You took the mood ones?

Yeah. I need that gummy then. I only take like half of them every day. I take half of a mood gummy every day. I feel like I could walk with these Joe Fray. fresh goods on and them two edibles, I could walk to Boston right now. Right to Montreal. Yeah, good playlist, good playlist.

Shout out to our playlist. Subscribe to our Patreon now, new RAM radio available. Yeah. Good plug, good plug. No, I'm just saying, you don't listen to the RAM radio and walk to Boston. I ain't going to hold. That's the ad. Yo, listen.

There's enough RAM radios there for you to walk to Boston. I think all of us need the microdose. I'm with you. I agree. I think, I think just. What weed? Yeah, like T.C. I hate it.

You know. I wouldn't. I mean, maybe shrooms, microdose shrooms too. But I think we should, I think humans need to microdose. I agree. I think all humans should microdose. I think experiencing an altered state of mind is extremely important. And I think most people should, if that's what you're saying, then yeah, I'm on board with that.

Because I'm thinking, like, what if I had to work in a workplace right now that was like the prototypical cubicles and I had to deal with so many different people and emotions? Nobody could piss me off right now. You want me to try? I really, really like the not like us video. Nobody could piss me off. Great video. It's probably the best. I think not like us video might be the best video that's ever existed.

If that's how you, if that's... Missy and Buster could never... If that's what it spoke to you, my brother. Then have at it. I was always awful at the water cooler talk. Speaking of like being in an office at the label, because most of my time at Atlantic was done at home. So when we were back in the office,

I had to like small talk for the first time. And it was, I was so bad at it. I can't do it. You ain't microdose. I can't do it. Yeah, did, um, Sunday I went to my man Rich's birthday party and I had not seen a lot of people in years. It was like a reunion of the past 15 years.

Shout out to Rich. So much bad small talk. Oh, my bad. So she went up to working. Kid. You know, work. Father crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's all I got. That's all you got. And that's okay. That's what we don't understand about each other. Like sometimes it's okay to recognize like, yeah, that's all he got, man. He's dad now. Like, yo, listen, man. He's just happy to be outside for a change.

That's it. Yeah, and then I'll just find it's the real. Because with them, I don't need a small talk. Just be sarcastic. Yeah. And yeah, just hide behind those tall guys. Mm-hmm. And talk about the locks.

Ew. Look at the real talk you want to have. Like, people are asking about your kid, but nah, the locks. Yeah. Nah, I want to talk about that kiss verse. I did, um, I had a nice, like, relaxing. I didn't do any Fourth of July shit. I needed a relaxing weekend.

Um, and I did the, gym Friday through Sunday. Hey. And I had my head on a fucking swivel based off the things you guys told me about the steam room. I walked into the steam room. You did it? Clenching. I clenched as I walked

in. Like just like this. Put a lockbox on it? Yeah. I was scared. Chastity. I could not pause get you guys out of my head while I was trying to try to have a nice steam. Everything about us in the steam room is crazy. And then I was curious if I was giving off any vibes or like doing any signs that I didn't mean to. Like if wiping off sweat actually

means, yo, let's go fuck. It's like baseball signals. Yes, exactly. You got to sit on your hands. Sit on your hands. What? I almost went in there like with phone books taped around me.

That's how scared I was. Like you was on the yard? I was so scared. Damn, I'm jealous you have a steam room. All this time I've been talking about wanting to go steam and you just now tell us. You think I was going to call you to come steam over 4th of July weekend? You don't want to go steam.

It's 94 degrees outside. Go down on the subway platform on the Asian. Go stand on Canal. Yeah, stand on Canal Street down in the subway for 30 minutes. That's all the steam you need. Five minutes. Yeah. It's crazy.

Count down the minutes. Why haven't we, why haven't the New York City subway system? Why haven't we developed to the point where we have air conditioners on the platforms? Oh, on the platform? I don't know. I'm paying for it. We are. Trust me, I ordered a $10 burger on Uber East the other night.

Additional fees and taxes got me out to $35. For a vegan burger? I said, yo, how was taxes and other fees? What is other fees? Paying $35 a black. Joe Biden said he was going to take down Ticketmaster. Take some of them other fees y'all taking and put some A-Cs down in the subway, man.

Well, that's Uber Eats is taking them fees, not just the taxes. That's Uber Eats fee. You know, Instacart fucking won't, the reason why Instacart doesn't put your receipt in the bag is because they're up charging the fuck out of you for that food and they don't want you to see what your real total was? You don't read the receipt when you check out?

No. I still read, if I go out to dinner right now, I'm still reading the receipt. No, I read the receipt. What I'm saying is the receipt when I check out will not match the receipt when the Uber eats, I mean when the Instacart driver at the grocery store checks out.

Oh, I see. There'll be a difference because they're paying the regular grocery store prices and I'm paying Instacart prices. All Uber eats is is go to the store for me. Yeah. Remember niggas you say, yo, go to the store for me. That's all Uber eats is. And then you let the nigga keep the change.

Yeah, it's a little different than keeping the change now. No, now we're hoping to keep the change. And you're going to pay me $20 on top of that. I don't look at the receipt to the. the grocery store anymore because I still steal. Like, I still steal. How? Why not? Yeah, like self-checkout? Have you been to food and pour him lately? Like self-checkout?

Yeah. Oh, yeah. Self-checkout is catch me if you can. That's all that is. I got a home girl that I was stealing from Whole Foods right in front of the camera, terrifying me. I said, I can't do it. Whole Foods? They got to chase me. Yo, you getting chased and avocados falling out your back? Yo, imagine you just see Rory,

right? You'd be like, where are you going? she's all the way up the block. As kids, we used to steal, like, too much. I'm actually kind of embarrassed the lengths we would go. We used to wear the Adidas swishy pants, like they had the elastic, and we would cut the pockets out of them and just drop shit. We used to take razors to the CD store and cut out the CDs and just put them in our hoodies. Yeah, that's like...

Why was I stealing CDs, man? Like Napster existed. That's what you're supposed to do, though. You're supposed to steal CDs. I guess. Yeah, that was part of growing up. That was college life for sure. Stealing is part of like the right of passage.

But you got to steal something to just feel like adrenaline rush. And then like hopefully you don't, you know, take it too. Because I knew when to stop. Like I knew that time my uncle took me, we went to the store and he was trying to buy a grill. Don't ask me why. I think this is when like electric grills first was like, pop it. Weiling out a fucking grill. Yo, we're trying to buy electric grill.

This was the electric grill. I never forget this shit. You standing there? My uncle hands the person, the credit card, right? So she scans whatever, I guess it said, contact bank or whatever. But I'm young. I'm stupid. I'm naive.

I don't know. I don't know this game yet. And she picks up the phone and calls, and it's the bank, I guess. So then the lady was like, yo, they want to talk to you. They handed the phone to my uncle. My uncle was like, hello? He's like, oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

All right. All right. Thank you. And hung up. And he was like, you, come on, let's go. Now, I'm young. I don't know this game, the credit card game yet. I'm like, all right, whatever.

But then I look, I'm like, why are we not taking the grill? Right? So I'm thinking like, damn, he ain't got no money. But we start pulling me. We end up running out the store. So I'm like, yo, what are we running for? The card was, my uncle had a stolen credit card. When he called the bank, they started asking him like,

yo, how did you get this card with your name? And he just spun him like, yeah, yeah, all right, cool, yeah, hung up. But I didn't know that guy. game. I just thought like he was, the car didn't work, he didn't have no money. I'm like, why you got me with you on this mission though? Like as I get old, I'm like, yo, but why you took me on that dummy mission with you? Somebody got to teach you. That's part of the right of pay. You got to feel that adrenaline and running out the store and you're not knowing if you can run the security guard over or not. You got to, you got to feel that at one point in your childhood. And you got to, it's

easier to take, when you have a younger kid with you, you look more innocent. Like, nobody would think damn he in here would have stolen credit card and his son like nobody would think that. Shit. I think that more. As soon as I see a kid. Especially after living here. Yeah, my dad ain't his baby.

The greatest hustle is the mother with the kid on the train. Oh yeah. Oh, for sure. That's a undefeated duo. Oh, I mean, currently right now with Amar's stroller, there's like a bottom part and I'll put groceries under there and then just forget that them shit was like, I'll pay for some stuff. Yeah.

But I forgot all this stuff was under the strolling. But as a white man in America, that's your duty. I sure, you can do that. They're supposed to just let you have that on the house. Me, they're going to tackle me, shoot me. For all the whites, it's on the house. Yeah, it's on the house, man. It's on the house.

This is your country. Don't worry about it. When we were allegedly pledging, because Kappa Alpha San Fraternity Corporation is a non-hazing organization, you had that boots, right? So seven of us walked into Walmart and put on these big ass combat boots and just ran out of Walmart with the boots on. All of us walked in, put the boots on, found our size,

and then had our shoes in our hand and just dead sprints it out of Walmart. It's the Caucasus, New Jersey. Was that like just for an adrenaline rush? No, we didn't have any money. Oh, okay. Yeah. That was part of it.

No, no. We just needed boots and none of us had any money. Oh, I thought you meant like this was like a task. No, the task was we had to have boots. But we didn't have any money. Got you. Okay. So we were like, I mean, listen, we put them.

And the boots are like the back end of it though. We had to run through the store to get to the entrance and exit. I always, I'm not going to lie. I always admire people that like pledge fraternities and sororities. Thank you, Maul. Yeah, I think it takes a certain, well, Lambda, Lambda, Lambda, all you had to do is fix it on. No, it's cool. Two keg stands they were in.

Yeah, yeah, like Julian got in. He was like, yo, you bought the blow? Cool, Lambda, Lambda, Lambda. Yo. Where's the fucking blow, man? That's it. All Julia had to do was bring an eighth. And they was like, Lambda, Lambda, they did lines and said Lambda.

When was the last time you guys saw the movie Animal House? Huh? Was the last time you got sold the movie, Animal House? Oh, man, it's been years. I've never seen. But that's a classic. If they had Animal House come out today. Oh, no.

No. There's a lot of movies that they couldn't put into production today. That shit is about rape and fucking underage women. It's crazy. It's nuts. When you look at a lot of movies and listen to a lot of music, like just over the time, like how the world has changed. It's crazy that we was really singing some songs.

And I'm like, did we know what we were saying back there? Because there's no way we knew what we were saying. And people were just like, yeah, turn it up. Yeah, turn it up. Like when Eminem said, just bend over and take it like a slut. Okay, Mom? Like that? That's one of them.

That's one of them. Yeah. Sure. You know, Michael Rubens, all white party. Yeah, sure. I was watching the wood last night. I was showing it to, so Alex's man had never seen it. And he had never seen it before.

And we were watching it and like watching it with trying to watch it with fresh eyes like you do with somebody who never saw it before. I'm like, this movie is, this movie couldn't come out today. Why not? It would be on them for the sexualization of children The majority of it was them Euphoria is like the number one show in the world right now

Yeah, yeah I don't know if you understand what's going on You know what you're right But euphoria is worse than the wood By far They don't give me like kids Euphoria just doesn't give me kid

And the wood they gave me kids Even though they weren't kids It's just like you're zooming in on like a 14 year old's ass And it's just like The whole thing They're just talk about You're right actually

Euphoria Do you know what the number one song is about right now? The number one song? Yeah Well, that's like, that's a PSA. That's anti. That's an awareness song.

Got you. Okay. I thought nothing could piss you off today. Yo. I still can't film. I know we're going to, I know we're going to get to the. I still can't film. I know we're going to get to the video, but I was in the Uber because in the city,

I really mostly take city bikes when I'm getting around. But a friend of mine wanted to Uber to this party we went to in Brooklyn, uh, Pangea. Take a city bike to the party. Rod the city bike to a party is. I love it. It's great. So you were musty when you got there. No, we Uber.

So I'm saying. I would have bikes, but my friend doesn't city bikes, so we Uber. In the Uber. My friend doesn't city bike. So he's straight. All right, go ahead. He works in fashion, so there's that. We Ubered in the Uber that not like us came on.

Because of course, if you're in a car for more than 20 minutes, that's going to come on. And at the end, we were like curious to hear the clean, like the radio edit because I hadn't heard it yet. They really don't edit much out. Like they don't bleep the word pedophile. They don't. at the end of the song when they said, uh, the, uh, 69 God, they don't bleep any of that.

And then, um, they played Takashi 6.9 on the radio. No, but like, this is like a different level. Like they, they, they hardly bleep. 69 God. Anything should be. Not the 69 God. I'm trying to remember the, the freaky part. There's the part of the end.

I'm not going to tell you the part, but no, not that. They bleep that. But they go freaky. They go, they go freaky ass. But keep pedophile. 69 God. Like, like, They do that.

Yeah, keep pedophile. They keep, what do they keep? They keep the O-V-ho. They don't edit that out. They keep ho on the radio though. O-V-ho? Like, an O-V-ho chant? I don't know.

I thought that was crazy. Yeah, welcome to the New World Order. They don't bleep anything. Everybody's shaking ass. Everybody's shaking ass. Everybody's gay. How was the fourth for y'all? Nobody went nowhere?

I went to Connecticut. Connecticut. That's a good old American state, though. Yeah, I feel like I would enjoy Fourth of July in Connecticut. Yeah, like you're going to go somewhere. went for the 4th of July you got it's Connecticut. Well, for the 4th of July, I was in Brooklyn, and that was Gotham. I was just telling all. That shit.

Happy you made it out. Yo, the fireworks in the middle of the street with the rain, with the Uber swerving around the fireworks and the hood niggas and the... Never again. Yeah. As shit was... I'm like, it's literally pouring rainy. Y'all still out here doing fireworks. Yeah. Never again. Welcome to Flatbush.

I hate the 4th of July. I'm just to be honest. It sucks. And then I went to some place called Cafe or Zuli and shout out to them, but like, y'all got to tell me where the straight men hang out i'm i must be single for the rest of my life i don't see straight men when i go out anymore we're in the house everybody is gay tell them the compliment you got who's good what's funny though because i went out sunday during the day and our friend i'm not going to say her name said the exact same thing that tamara said there was a lot of people at the spot we were in where are the straight men in the house and i was like well we're in hell's kitchen

so you came to the wrong fucking neighborhood let's start there yeah you're complaining about we're in gay neighborhood yeah yeah We're the odd men out here. I don't know if you noticed that or not. The odd bad bitches out. But I was in Brooklyn. I'm like, yo, when I'm in Brooklyn, like, I miss when Brooklyn was dangerous. Like, it still is?

I'm sure, but like, it ain't the name. Oh, no, you get shot by a f***. Don't get it. Omar attacks that ass for sure. Don't get it twisted. Like, them gay, I know some gay niggas with felonies. Don't get it twisted. It's still dangerous out there.

Don't think it's cool because two men holding an. Yeah. They just whistle before they shoot you. Both of them niggas got it on them. Pee-Pew. Yeah, don't get it twisted. It's still dangerous out there, baby. And this is not me being anti-gay.

I don't mind. Like, I don't care about being around gay people. It's not that I don't want to party with y'all. It's that like I would like this. You want to be nice. Nicky cap cut. Like, you know, I was half-naked. First of all, I haven't been half-naked in like seven years.

I was half-naked. I was half-naked. I just saw you, even Piedri-Ri. I just saw you in Ariola for three episodes ago. You sit in this chair half-naked. What I'm saying is, I went outside. in a bathing suit top and like low-rise slacks.

Like I was like, I was naked outside. Being in slacks and saying I was finally naked. It's crazy. What do you work at State Farm? You had khakis. You had slacks on.

You know, having slacks on the saying you naked is wow. I was to do the picture, Julian. But, you know, anyway,

I was half naked and I'm like, everybody just complimented my outfit. It was like, yes, fuck it up. Serving cut. Yeah,

fuck it up. Is that fucking it up? Slacks in the bikini top? Like, tell me like, you just wanted some, Just not playing with you. And be like,

can I fuck? Is that what you wanted? You just wanted someone to? I thought compliments from gay men were like the ultimate compliment for you. They are. They are. But you want some sleaze ball like me to be like, let me grab your ass.

Yeah. You wanted a straight man, like a straight American man. The party I went. Proud boy from New Orleans. The party I went to. With a mask. That I brought you to last year where I took all the shrooms last year.

Oh yeah. That was a fun party. That was fun. They do it like every year. How was it? It was really fun. It was really fun. It was too fucking hot.

Were you hosting or something? What was going on? No, so they do like, they do like a mic thing in the crowd. And then I had this whole plan. It was a really great idea, actually. But I am not a technologically sound guy. And none of them knew how to connect the wireless road mics.

So we ended up scrapping that idea. Would have been fun. So you looking for a camera guy. The idea. It's like the party's called Pangean. It's like global, Afro-Caribbean. Like they have a very eclectic,

diverse audience. And I had this idea of bringing a map, like a world map, and I had, I bought stickers. Yeah, people just want to party, man. Why are you trying to quiz people at a fucking party? They want to get drunk and dance. Yeah, they want to get drunk and fucking. Why you fuck up every vibe? You're trying to fuck up the wedding.

You try to fuck up Pantia. You want to hear about the car accident he almost died in and you're at the happiest day of your life? What the fuck? Fucking Buzzcat. Bringing a map to a party. Get the fuck out of here with your dad. I don't know the fucking capital of South Carolina. Get the fuck out of my face.

I don't know. I don't know where we are on the map. So the, well, the point is, like, I would go up to someone with the mic and take out the map. The concept is I have the map. They take a sticker, like, they put it where their family's from. So, like, origin story. My family's Jamaican.

And then I was like, okay, like, and then you just quick follow question. Like, what's the best Jamaican food spot in New York City? And then whatever, boom. And it would be like a TikTok, like edited. Oh, you were a content created. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like really doing something. It wasn't just like, I wasn't harassing people with a map.

Gotcha. Okay. Okay, so what would have happened if you landed on someone that was Israeli? Well, I would add it. I cut that part of the map out. No, they cut most of the map. Never mind. You know what?

Michael Rubin's white party, Maul, you were there. I was sleep. I was not there. But yes, Michael Rubin's 4th of July all white party. He shows off his favorite blacks of the year. Everybody, the who's, who's and the what's what's. The who's who's and the what's what's. The who's who's and the what's what's are there.

It's probably a fun party. Yeah. I mean, it's definitely what you need. Music, right? Good music. Probably good music. Probably good music. I know the food is pretty women. Pretty women, right? Got some pretty women there. You need some good drinks there. Good weather, right? It's like it was a good night out. Tide sticks for sure. Got to have ties. Yeah, that should be sponsored by Tide. Tide should. You can have that one for free, Mr. Rubin. Mr. Rubin. Mr. Rubin. I'm sure he doesn't have that Tide idea for anything from you for free. That's off the strength. But yeah, it looked like it was a fun time. A lot of people was talking about the fact that that Drake had popped out because I don't think he's probably been seen

publicly. Here, yeah. I know he went on vacation after the, well, when the beef was like, you know, still beefing, I guess it still is.

When the beef was still beefing? Yeah, that was like April. Yeah, it was being sauteed. Yeah, so now it's probably one of his first. It looks like him and Drusky were having a moment here.

Drusky just held him down, right? Didn't Drusky tell some DJ to stop playing? Yeah, like us. Drusky is actually really funny. He's one of the few people that translated from internet comedy to actually being hilarious in real life.

Drewski is very, very funny. I don't know, was it that big of a deal that he was at Michael Rubens? Well, it's a big deal because it's... All the people named in the last verse of Not Like Us were there too. The video dropped that day, right? Yeah, later that afternoon.

You know how awkward that must have been at Michael Rubin's party? Because you know they all want to watch it. Because you want to watch the video. Oh, nix was sneaking to the bathroom to watch it for sure. There was definitely a watch party in Michael Rubin

has to have a huge balance. Probably on the yacht. Like yeah, just docked all. Everyone's on there except Drake and they just watched it. Yeah, we guys use a bathroom.

Somebody watch at the door. Somebody watching to make sure Drake doesn't get on the boat. My friend. Yeah, Austin was holding to do it. Drake, give us like four minutes and 32 seconds.

You can clock it right now. Oh, that's the only reason I would have liked to be there. Just to see the tension of everyone wanting to watch that video but not wanting to like insult their friend.

Because I wouldn't have the balls to watch the video in front of Drake or even at the party. Was LeBron there? Because he was, you know. I think Bronny did the toast. No, LeBron. I don't think LeBron was there. Did he not go this year? I don't think.

Well, there was no pictures of him, so. Have you ever been to this party? No. No, never been to Michael Rubin's All-White Party. I probably been to one all-white party my entire life. Really? Yeah. I never really understood that

theme It's just Jamaican culture Yeah I think I did a Capa Cruz that was all white A cruise is the worst thing A boat party is the worst shit in the world I hate that concept Oh my God Being stuck on a boat

Is the worst shit in the world Yeah that's why you get people from Palooza to break the ceiling So docks right away I literally left before I got on that boat I just did not get it I'm so happy I didn't get on that boat It's the worst

It's the worst First of all bowl parties in New York It's crazy why I think it's kind of beautiful to go like under the bridge and shit because if I want to leave you can man that sucks like I'm just now we just like now we got to go up the Hudson one more time but why I like boat parties is no matter even if it's sold out there's always an area for you to go away from people yeah like you can kind of leave like just go to the

bow and mind your business I want to go to the barracks go home yeah I want to go hang with the home like I want to go to the bed yeah I'm like taking this shit on a boat So when the whole, the whole of environment is rocking, that's, that's not. Taking the shit on a boat party? Like, are you to have to someone? Taking a shit at a party is crazy. Like, I'm, imagine if you're on a boat, like, it's, yeah, like, I'm just picturing like there's food and.

Imagine having the runs at the old white Michael Rubin party. Wow, the not like us video is playing. That sounds like the seventh circle of hell. That's a lot. It's like an episode of curb. Shout to Cash, Gobane. Cash Gave had a pool party. Somebody shit in the pool.

I saw that. Wait, wait. I saw that clip. Cash. Cash need to be a little upset about that. A little. You can't take no... Like, why are y'all shitting in pools, man?

Like, how... I didn't think we needed to say that at the beginning of the party. Like, no one's shit in the pool. But that's why I can't do, because it's like... That looks disgust. Not the shit, but just this party. Oh, I know what that video smells like. When everyone's in the water.

Oh. That's fun, though. They're young. That's what's supposed to do. No matter how young I am, that would give me anxiety. Where is the shit? But shitting in the pool is craziness, man. When I was this young anxiety,

didn't exist, so I would have been fine. Really? It's a new thing. No, I had anxiety. I just didn't know what it was. Oh, okay. Yeah, I don't look back at some of the stuff y'all used to love doing and be like,

yo, how did I ever enjoy doing that? Yeah. I don't know how I ever enjoyed going to a club and it being super packed. Like, that used to be the, like, yo, it was crazy. It was a Zuvie. Ew. I love that word.

It was a Zuvie. It was a firehouse. I remember they used to promote parties when I was in college in Jersey during like the Jersey club era, unwalkable. was like the word. I remember that.

That was a thing. Like in all caps on Facebook. Like it's unwalkable. And it's like, why would I want to go there? I want to. What if there's a fire? Who at 22 is thinking about that though? Nobody.

Me with anxiety and didn't know what it was. I thought about if people started shooting. That's why I never like packed parties. If somebody started shooting, I can't run or I can get trampled or I never really liked packed parties like that. It's crazy. The thought of going to a club and it being packed and me being in there like shoulder to shoulder with people I don't know is the craziest

concept of me. It's a Zubi though. Did y'all, oh, did y'all hear about a Brooklyn Freak Nick? And the nigga that pulled out a gun and got caught on camera shooting up Prospect Park. First of all, let's start with, I didn't know there was a Brooklyn Freaknickick. A Brooklyn Freaknick? Like, Brooklyn has their own rendition of the Adlerlin. I don't, not anymore after that bullshit.

Oh, it was this past Saturday. This was the first one? I don't, I don't know how often they've done it. They was doing yoga? No, that's just white people. The video went viral, a two guys fighting. and this one dude got like slept and like

as he was falling to the ground like he pulled out the yada mean and started shooting. He pulled out. That's impressive. Yeah, it is. It actually was pretty impressive the way it happened. No one got hit though. Look, boom. Yeah, got, got, go. Oh, he dodged it.

Did he not watch this type of stuff in the podcast? It's not good. Yeah, I didn't know someone actually got hit. I don't want to see that. No, he didn't get hit. He dodged it. Oh, damn. My bad. You should be with Angelina Lee. That was actually very impressive. How did you get snuck on like... It was a lot going on. First of all, it was impressive that he...

I'm glad everyone's safe. How do you fall and pull you falling and pulling out the gun at the same time? Like these niggas are... It just seems like anything with the word freak Nick attached to it. There's always something bad that happens. I'm good. And hopefully nobody got hurt. Yo, he dodged that. How? I gotta stay on your toes. He did. Yeah, maybe a jammed. Everybody runs around.

Did he shot it? Did he shoot or did he, did they just see him pull it out and they started running? I think you could hear him pop. I looked like it jammed. Oh, I didn't hear anything. Oh, yeah. Because there was some kick. I think it just jammed.

Yeah, they definitely, he definitely dodged one right there because he didn't fire it. But see, that's why you can't just be hitting people. And some people are licensed to carry. Not here. Some people don't have a license to carry and carry. It's still carry. Well, yeah. He looked like he was licensed to carry.

though. The way he pulled that out. Yeah. I can tell by his cargo shorts, he has a license. Yeah. Like that ensemble, he's definitely off-duty detective, 100%. But yeah, luckily nobody was hurt. Yeah, yeah. So why are y'all Why are y'all doing that? That's an NRA member.

He pays his membership fees. Okay, baby, Dave. Okay, fuck your shit. You're on trend with the, where you like don't really do your pants. Here, I got you. I got you. Hey, nice slacks. Thank you. Thank you. Julian is pulling up. the picture that I said him when we were talking about when I went to Brooklyn.

No, you look good. And congrats. I know you've been in the gym. I know you've been eating healthy. So congrats. I have. I think that's great. But yeah,

I look like that. There should be men offering to pay my bills and eat me from the rooter to the tutor. Why are y'all compliment in my outfit and calling me a cunt? Isn't a compliment in the gay community? Like, bitch, you're so cunty. Like, isn't that like you're so pretty? But that's one of those comp, you have to be gay to use that. Cunt.

Yeah. Like this is such a great word. Yo, do you know how crazy it is to call a woman a cunt though? Like, I can never do that. If I call a woman that, I'm out of here. When the Beyonce Renaissance album came out and they was all mad because she like used the word retard, I was like, she was calling us cunt. No one was offended by that. Yeah, that's.

Ooh, she said spas. What about calling me a cunt? And she changed it too. But left cunt. Yeah, no, that's still there. Yeah. Turn that up. She said, she said we mad cunty, hunty.

I was like, what? Insane. Well, anyways, Michael Rubin's All-White Party. Shout out to Michael Rubin's All-White Party. Once again, everybody, the who's who, the what's-what. Do you think people get, like, pussy at that party? Where do you go? You mean, it's plenty of places.

Like, I don't think people stay at Michael Rubin's house. No, no, no. There's plenty of people that are renting houses up there in the Hamptons that weekend. Yeah, I want to see the after. Who threw the after party up in the Hamptons? That's what I want to see. You know, Beyonce was definitely not letting Hove walk back to their Hampton's house with the hose. Was, were they there?

Jay Z. Jay Z did a-Z. I didn't see B. I saw J. He had like a walk-wack-a-thon. Oh, yeah, he's in a walking club. Wakafella. A walking club.

Walkerfella is so funny. How can we can't get Walkerfeller? I would walk. I'm in Walkerfella, but I ain't even know that's what it's called. You can't feel your feet. You're not Walkerfell. That's what I said. I want to walk the ball.

I can't feel nothing. Walka fella is the funniest shit I've ever heard in my life. But yeah, so Jay-Z's in a walking club, which is what people in their 40s and 50s can be doing, Maul, join one. You can walk to Boston. Yo, I'm trying to tell you. I'm walking more than all these niggas. Mall, we can't avoid it. What are we trying to avoid it?

We made jokes and talked about it. We have to. How's it go? Damn, you made it fucking whack. Nah, I hate this. Now, I hate the number one song in the world. We have to talk about the nine. Like Us video came out July 4th.

Did his, did his Juneteenth show and then dropped the video on Independence Day where everybody in America was free on July 4th. Everyone's equal. 1609. Yeah. That's an accurate date. I was in social studies during 9-11. Where do we want to begin?

Let's start with a snippet at the top of the video. I assume that's a ferrelle beat. Can we all just safely say that's a feral beat? Mm-hmm. Sure. That don't sound like a Farrell beat to me, but okay. Really? No.

Sounds musterty. That sounds like a direct Farrell beat to me. No, I don't think it's a... I mean, it could be. I don't think so, though. Keeps the horn on them like Kamasi. That sounds like a joint. Sorry I'm getting, like, excited about a snippet, but that snippet is fire.

Yeah, I've heard people saying it called Diabolical is the favorite word. Diabolical? Oh, man, they use a diabolical for anything. Oh, it's diabolical. In wrong. It's diabolical. Yo, comeasi Washington. Y'all don't even get it.

It plays the sacks. I think we get it. Yeah, it was actually a pretty easy bar to understand. No, it's diabolical. All right, man. I'm just trying to look at it. They did a bunch of reaction videos of the history of Kamasi Washington. Yo, the shit they broke down in the video.

Y'all, you're kidding. Go back to your feet. I'm hating. How? I'm talking about the videos that people are making, breaking down the video. I know it warranted that, no? There was a lot of, like, Easter eggs and things to break down, down to the knock and the dance

that was connected. It's funny in that same car ride after we listened to this song, we were going through all the references and all the moments that this music video provided. The first one being the knock at the top of the video with the history of the cakewalk. And then I really thought about it was like every single thing

if it originated in this country, it was rooted in some racist as shit. Yeah. Something is simple as like this elementary knock is just, oh yeah, by the way, this is what the slaves is. It's like, of course it is. I'll be honest with you. I had no idea cakewalk was tied to slavery. Me either.

Once I saw the explanation, I was like, yeah, check it out. Yeah, it makes sense. No, this country is obsessed with slavery. Nothing is safe. Everything we have is, that's a fact. Everything is just based on that. Everything that come from, it has to be slavery

from somewhere because everything is built on it. It's the foundation of the country. I feel like ever since Childers Gambino, this is America, I've always enjoyed when people make videos that are geared towards the YouTube community that break down every last thing. I actually enjoy that type of stuff.

I think it's cool that they do that. I think it's smart to do that type of stuff with videos. You want to get people to sit for two hours and break down three seconds. Yeah. So I think Dave and Kendrick knocked this out the park for what they were supposed to do. I thought visually it was really cool. I loved, we already knew that when it's Kendrick, there's going to be a million different small, intricate things that everyone's going to break down. But I thought visually it was a cool video.

They kind of haven't missed. like when they did the first press release of PG Lang saying this is going to be a creative company, they're going to focus on visuals. Have they failed yet? From Hart Part 5 on, has PG Lang failed in the visual area? I mean, they haven't, what was it, Hart Part 5? All the visuals from Mr. Morrell. Hart Part 5 is where I'm all.

Remember they used the deep fake. Yeah. The baby Keem and Kendrick joint that they did for, um, family ties. The odd future announcement, like, I think we just need to put a little bit more respect on Dave's name as far as a director. Like Dave has been smoking this shit. Yeah. I love, say what you want about the beef and knocking the owl out and all that.

But visually, every shot in this was amazing. Yeah, there's some beautiful stills. Even like, even if you could find it corny that he's beating up the owl pinata, just that blue background was such a beautiful fucking shot. Everything visually about this was just great. The shot of him going over. What is that called? What are they called?

The hopscotch shot. The shot of the woman walking the wire. Just even the great, the simplicity of the crates and the... How it was colored. It was just a cool video. Yeah. I love how this was done in black and white with him and his kids and Whitney dancing. Almost like...

With a fish eye lens. Yeah. Kind of look almost like a security camera. Like you were getting an inside look. Yeah. But when Mr. Morale came out, Rory, when we went to the show... This shot's beautiful. We did say that it did seem like Kendrick, uh, creatively was entering another level.

Yeah, for sure. Even his stage show at Mr. Morrell, um, clearly the production and it kind of felt as if it was like a play almost. It had that kind of story, uh, book telling to it. Um, so yeah, that's, that's on par for what I think PG Lang is trying to do as far as visually. And, you know, they want to create. They want to have fun. Um, like you said, beef aside. I thought the video was cool.

Yeah. I mean, it wasn't nothing that was aside from the, like you said, the Easter eggs, I didn't visually, it didn't, like, blow me away. It was cool, though. I thought it was, it did what it was supposed to do. But, I mean, I feel like that's been most of PG Lang's stuff has been great, simplistic videos. Because even Hard Part 5, like, he was against just.

There's a way to do simplistic videos. The focus of that was obviously the AI they were using for Kendrick's face. Yeah. Just a one-shot performance. And even, um, it wasn't family. There was hillbillies or whatever that shit was. That was the name of the record, right? Oh, yes.

Yes. Super simplistic video, but I think they smoked it in this the same way. The intricacies came in the Easter eggs, in my opinion. That's where the goal was at. They knew people were going to have, they planted things in the video visually for people, like you said, to deep dive into and break down and react to. So on that part of it, I think, you know,

they obviously spent. their time and made sure they executed that part of it right. But I mean, now what? Now that the video's out. Still the biggest song in the world. Let it rock. Yeah. I want to know when the album is coming out.

I want to know when his coming out. I want to know what's going on. Well, he has a date on his jacket that everybody keeps on. No, he doesn't. It says SS-2020. Oh, I thought it was 8-8. Yeah, they found the jacket. Of course, YouTube found it.

And the actual jacket says S-slash-S, but in that pixelated screenshot. It looks like an eight. It looks like 8-8. Oh, okay. That was one of the things that I said August 8th. Yeah, I didn't have reference to Kobe. What that was. But um... They'll find any way to try to put two and two together. I did a dive myself that I didn't see on the online.

I just, our first reaction after watching the video, when he puts the owl in the cage at the end, anytime you see a bird in a cage, I'm instantly reminded of my Angeloos. I know why the cage bird sings. Yeah, I think that was a pretty straightforward. reference with yeah but like with that it's like the bird be meaning the the the bird in the cage representing black people in america always oppressed all the shit that comes with that and then the white bird roaming free the dove that has the ability to do whatever it wants and i thought in the

inverse of that what kendrick did was put the the the owl the the drake the domineering figure into the cage and like kind of like symbolizing that your time's up stay in there um the black birds out now the black bird sings yeah That's the dive he went on. Yeah. I kind of thought that was a pretty straight-up theory of that shot. I don't think that's a far-fetched. Yeah, I think that's kind of what all of us took from that shot.

I mean, obviously it was a symbolic thing. You put an owl in a cage. Whether you read Maya Angel's book or not, you're going to attach that to that meaning of, okay, I got him in the cage now. It's over. I want to see the BTS of Kendrick with the owl, like in-between shots. That's the content I really want to see

As someone that's worked with animals on video sets before It is the craziest fucking thing you can ever do I did it with cats and had a bad experience I could only imagine a live owl on Kendrick's arm in between shots Like yeah we're getting the blocking and the lighting together I have an owl on my fucking arm guys Do we figure this out? Doesn't Big Boy have owls?

Yeah he does Like you just have them in the studio like just Yeah he's pet owls That's fucking crazy They said the owl probably thought he was going to a Harry Potter audition. Who said that? Somebody on Twitter. He was represented by CAA and.

Yo, that shit had me cracking up. Owls are very interesting creatures. They're beautiful. They're kind of fucking terrifying, though. I think they're beautiful. Have you guys seen the fourth kind, the movie? No. And the connection between owls and aliens?

Here we go. My bad. Sometimes you just got to lead a hat at home. He put that shit in the five. The fourth kind is a movie. I understand that. I understand that. It's like a blockbuster movie.

There's no conspiracy. I get that part of it. They just tie in the connection between owls and aliens in the movie. Oh, okay. What is the science between animals? They're the same fucking thing. Those things are creepy.

Yeah. What other creature can turn its head 360? Did you guys see speaking of owls? There's something like in California that they're doing a population control thing where they're about to kill off a half a million owls? What are they?

Are they just killing all the mice? They just need to put a bunch of owls. in the New York City subway system. Do you catch the rats? Just get all the rats out. Instead of killing these beautiful creatures, just throw them in the a train. Can you imagine a bunch of owls just being loose in your...

God, I'd rather the rats. I just leave my window open and the owl just flying. You know how... Have you seen how big an owl's claw is? You're just sitting on the bench waiting for the train. Imagine you had your window open and you go to the bathroom. You come back and it's an owl sitting on your fucking on your TV. You mean his TV?

because I moved out Yeah, I got about That's your crib now Yo, seeing a bird in your house That ain't yours That has to be one of the scariest things ever Well like you know a lot of people have bat We'll get a bat or two

So my aunt that lives upstate And I don't know if this is true Because my family lies to me a lot Um Said one time when she was asleep Like on her bed frame Like the headrest thing There was a bat

Just hanging and she looked over and it was there and then they just ran out and I guess called like whatever the cops for animals are. The cops. Animal control. Police. Oh, we need to defund the police.

Wait, the cops are showing up when bats are around? They show up for anything else. Just shoot them? If niggas is around, they show up and shoot them. Why not? They would probably take good care of the bat. Oh yeah, 100%. Bats are like one of my fears with animals.

Seeing a bat in your house is wild as fuck. How does a bat get in your house? Happen to my parents before my dad's... Yeah, the front. Doors are just wild open. Yeah, it's a door, window cracks, something like that. My dad took a broom and whack. Chimneys, sometimes addicts like top, like, you know, older houses will have little holes

and then they'll come in through addicts and things like that. Yeah, now I'm cool. Yeah, I'm terrified of bats. Fuck a bat. I'd rather have an owl getting in the house. Yeah, terrified of bats. I'm terrified of anything with wings, but. All right, so well.

Those owls that we see in, like, these beautiful photos are not what I feel like the average owl in the wild that would show up in your crib would look like. Like those look like beautiful, majestic, National Geographic photographer's shots. Like, what does a real owl just look like when it's... So a barn owl is the most common. Like, I don't think it would be groomed this way

like it just left... That's a bad bitch. Yeah, that is. It's serving cunt as they would say in Brooklyn. In Brooklyn these days. It's a very pretentious animal. It's a cuntie owl. Like, I don't think that's flying into your house.

Also, that is terrified. Like, it's beautiful in the photo, but that face facade. That looks like when Bazely leaves the groomers. I want to know what the real owl, the musty owl. The musty. That would show up in your fucking crew. Bro, look what you looking for? That'd be terrifying.

Well, either way, what do you think Drake thought about the video? Did you guys talk? No. But I don't know. I think that, you know, obviously he knew that this was a video that they was planning on doing for a while. I thought the video would have came out. probably right after the Amazon show. But this is probably the last, I mean, I'm pretty sure on the album,

Kendrick is probably still going to have some verses and some lines tailored for Drake. But I think this is probably, as far as the beef battle, this is probably the last installment of that. We was waiting for this visual of the video. I mean, he kept it L.A., went to Tams, Burgers and all of that. A lot of crumb dancing. Yeah, like, you know, he kept it L.A. But now what?

Now we got to get the album. We got to get the music. I mean, I love that. What is Drake do from here? He brought back the snippet because that used to be a thing. Yeah. Snippin in the beginning or at the end. At the end for the next single.

I thought that was great. So I'm excited for this beef to just be over and move on to music. Because again, I love that snippet, even though it was 10 seconds. It sounds fire. So, yeah, I'm excited for music. I hope it's in the next two weeks. Yeah, I want to hear the album. I want to hear what, because obviously, you know, you just looking at album.

at the whole entire beef and how this thing started. Like, it's a lot of questions. Like, why did, obviously Kendrick was prepared for the situation. He wanted this moment. But my thing is why I used the future album song to basically start it. Well, if that's the first single. Why not just put out a record of your own and just, that's the only question I still happened.

Like, why did it start? Because you got to go back to where it started. Well, it didn't start there. But you got to go back to that future record. Like that. like that in that verse. Like, why did Kendrick choose that moment to basically set this entire historic thing off? Like, why was it that?

Sick and tired of watching. Since we deep dive and everything else, like, let's deep dive on that. Why use that moment? I just, that's the one thing I keep thinking about. Like, why would you, because you essentially gave future a part of this moment, right? He gave them the song of the summer until not like us came out. Right. Like that was supposed to be.

You gave them that moment. It started there. That song went number one, right? Yeah. Belivia. So I just, that's the only thing I keep asking myself is why use that more? Why not just- But why not when you're seeing after first-person shooter comes out, why do Cole and Drake then go on tour together after first-person shooter? Like, I see your whys, but you could say wise with everything else.

Why are they now making a moment out of this song that has to do with their? the big three, but there's one missing, and now you guys are on tour together. I don't think it's unwarranted for Kendrick to be like, yeah, fuck y'all, it's me. That's a little odd because the record wasn't dissing Kendrick. First person shooter wasn't dissing Kendrick. Drake still, it doesn't understand why Cole would even put that verse in there. Like, he didn't understand that part of it, but whatever, that's your bars, that's your bars. But now it's like even that record.

That's your bars. That's your bars. That's your bars. It's funny. Yeah, because you, as an artist as a rapper, I think, I don't think that you, as Big as an artist as Drake is, I don't even think Drake would tell Jay Cole to change his verse. Yeah. You understand what I'm saying? Like, you don't tell Jay Cole to change his verse.

That's not something that niggas is getting off. Yeah, like, you're not telling Jay Cole to change his verse, right? So you listen to the verse that he did and you're like, okay, you sure about that? Because, again, now you can't even perform that record. And that's his, what was that, Cole's first number one? Yeah. You can't perform your first number one record? What artists can't perform their first number one record?

Rick Ross. he has one with Drake? Yeah. Oh, well. You understand what I'm saying? Like, it's just like... He didn't think it through. I think...

Oh, I mean, Gain doesn't... No, back to what Rory said. Game performs how we do all the time. Back to what Rory said about... And hated it. Maybe Kendrick hearing it and hearing that song and then I'm being on tour, maybe that rubbed in the wrong way.

But I don't understand why that would rub him the wrong way because they were... They got rub the wrong way, but just competition of like, all right, bet. If this was jow doing, y'all clicking up. Kendrick Bennett, like, have we forgotten the control verse?

It was never a lovey-dovey type shit at Jay Cole as not. I actually thought it was very nice. He said, hey, I love all of you guys, but you're my competition. I think that's the exact quote. No, listen, I get that. Like I said, it didn't start with the, like that record. But that, like that verse, set all of this off. Yeah.

And I'm just trying to figure out why Kendrick would use that moment on a future album instead of just putting out a Kendrick record. Okay, but we have to go back a bit with first-person shooter. because we now know that's public information I'm not spilling tea quote unquote he was supposed to be on that Yeah that's why he says and not like us Are you my friend? Are we locked in?

That was a DM between or text between the two of them When Drake was trying to get Kendrick On what became first person shooter So there was a weird back and forth With them not sending each other verses And some weird tension of it not happening So it existed And then Drake did what I would have done too

All right cool you don't want to be a part of it me and Cole are going to continue with this record. Yeah, but even if I do that, nobody's dissing you on the record. I can understand if I think that. But you know rappers are sensitive and can take any little bar that we may not even understand

and find it offensive. I get that, but we're dealing with the song that we got and that we heard. No matter what it was started as if it was supposed to be on it, if you're not on it, and then we still move forward

and put it out, as long as we're not kicking your backing on the record, what are you mad about? Like, you didn't send the verse. You thought he was going to hold this record forever? No. Like the moment is going on put the record out, but we're not shitting on you on the record.

I don't have a rapist. Now, maybe you heard a bar that you kind of. I don't have a rapper's brain that way. No, listen, that's what I said. I know a lot of rappers that talk about that brain. I'm like, wait, you found that offensive? Because a lot of things I hear, I'm like, but why you took it that way? Like, I don't think that that was crazy.

But that's what I'm saying. I just want to know. Rappers take an ad lib and be like, yo, it's war. I'm like, that's the one question I would ask Kendrick. Well, why I use that record? in that moment to basically set this entire thing. I mean, it worked. I feel like it did.

But I feel like a regular Kendrick song with that version, it would have worked. I feel like sometimes we try to like put strategy in things. There wasn't. I think Kendrick had a lot of strategy in this battle. But sometimes I think things are pretty simple. He was in, he like was conversing with a nigga that I don't like Drake. And it was just like, oh, like I don't think he thought about it too much like, yeah, I'm going to use this moment.

I think he probably just heard the beat. They asked Kendrick for a feature. He heard the beat and he just started going. going off on it and the disses just started flowing out of the body. And competition-wise, if my two peers, that's not how that works. That's not how that works. My two peers have the biggest rap record. That's very, yeah, right now.

It was honest in mind. All right, cool, yeah. Yeah, but like that ain't even the song for that type of shit. It worked, though. Yeah, well, it became that it is. Of course it worked. But my thing is, it would have worked if it was just a Kendrick Lamar record. Yes, I get what I'm all saying.

Yeah, y'all missing that part. Kendrick could have said exactly what he said on that record, on his own record, and it would have worked. I'm just saying why did he use that moment, that album, that song to basically start this entire or set this thing to another level? Like, that's the only question I have in all this is like, because that, looking back, it's like, why did you do that there? Well, if this was his plan all along, this was a masterclass in planning and the art of war. I don't think it was his plan all along. I don't fully think that either, but let's deal with what we do know and what happened.

and now the dust is settled and the video's out, I think this is probably the end. There'll be shots back and forth. Don't get me wrong. But it's over now. What a great moment for hip hop. Can we all just stop debating?

Like, this was awesome. We'll never see this again. This was the greatest shit ever. This was, shout out to Kendrick and Drake. Yeah, and their camps. But this was a moment that obviously was going to be going to talk about

forever. Probably forever. We'll keep going back to this. to this moment. But I just think that it's a lot of things that we're going to learn about basically the origin of all of this shit. I'm excited for like what happens from here as far as music from these respective artists. You know, like 20 years later, Vlad started interviewing anyone that like remotely touched

Tupac. Like even if they were just happened to pass Tupac in the hallway, they get like a full Vlad interview. I'm excited 15 years from now, whoever the Vlad is, to interview literally anyone that was around to put together the pieces of this whole thing. That's going to be fun for me to watch. I think we'll learn more at that point. I don't think it's, again, I do think we'll still get some bars and, you know, some

metaphors and things like that from each artist. I don't think that this is like we'll never hear these artists send shots at each other again. I don't think that's over. I think my prediction, there's never been a heart on an official Kendrick album. I think the intro to this album will be Hart Part 6 or the outro Just my guess

And you still don't think Not Like Us is gonna be I don't think Not Like Us will be on that Yeah I still don't think so You're fucking crazy Y'all doubling down on that? Yeah Y'all is sick if y'all think this song is not gonna be an album How they do streams with album sales

If this was 2016 Yes, not like us would 100% be on that album But they don't count the single streams The same way anymore I don't care what you're talking about This song is gonna be on that house album. It's going to be in the tracklet. Not down with the asterisk next to it, like bone it. No, this is going to be- Okay, when you hear in the album sequence, maybe you'll like it more.

Will it be one of those for you? Like, oh, once I heard it in the album, I get it. I always said, if you take that pedophile weird shit out of this song, cool, I'm fucking with it. That's the only reason why I can't fuck with that song. We're not making it cool to sing and dance about pedophilia. The fuck is that. I'm never doing that. I'm never jumping on that train. I understand what you're trying to say. Yeah, like, I'm not doing, get the fuck out of here with that shit. But that aside, good song. Yeah. Not mad at it at all, but I can't, no, I'm not, I'm not singing and dancing to pedophilia. Not doing that. I respect you for that. Yeah, like, not out in somebody as a alleged pedophile. I'm supposed to walk down the street and start

dancing. If somebody diss me, will you not dance to it too? If somebody dis you, I dance to your Derek Diss. If they, but I'm saying if they dishing you like, yeah, your song was whack. If they say your bars is whack and just dissing your bars, I'm like, okay. You, nah, you can't dance. Be loyal. Be loyal. No, but if somebody be like, yo, baby D's a Klepto. She'd be stealing all my shit. And you ain't no klepto. I'm not jacking that. I'm like, you know, she ain't. That's where you draw the line with Baby Dee is clepto.

Yeah, she don't steal. She don't steal. I don't steal. Yeah, she isn't. Exactly. See? The whole first half of this episode was all of us talking about stealing. No, you're talking about as children. Yes, we've all done it. We've all done it. No, Roy was talking about how he steals as an adult. Yeah, right now with the stroller. Oh, yeah, yeah. I forgot you put your daughter in the lawn. You know how expensive avocados are right now? I get it. I understand.

And they go bad and like, it's like they're never ripe. They're never ripe. They're never ripe. And they're right for 24 hours. You got seven hours to put that avocado. Avocado and tea are very similar in that way. Like tea is tough to, it's either scorching hot and then I'll wait and then it's cold as shit. Yeah.

Like you have to catch it at the right time. They've genetically modified everything that we consume and they still can't figure out the avocado aging process. I would prefer paper bag. Yeah. Dark, dark like back at a cabinet type of thing. Put it next to a banana. They always have something like. that, right? I'm like, why didn't I ever think about putting the garlic inside the fridge,

buy the fruit? Watch one Instagram real and learn about the entire vegetation system. Yeah, it's like, yo, is your watermelon going bad fast? Cut up some garlic and sticking aside the watermelon. I'm like, okay, now I have garlic watermelon. I don't want that. I'm not doing that. I was on TikTok like that for the fruit flies. The fruit flies? Oh, my God. Oh, since you guys told me that Drano will kill my pipes, like I lost sleep that next day when you guys told me that because I've been using Drano my entire life. I found baking soda, vinegar,

lemon juice, boiling water is the best way to clean your pipes. And get rid of fruit flies as well. I mean, I'll have those. Oh, my bad. Niggas don't eat fruit. Yeah. Bacon, bacon, brats, and whiskey. That's all that's in my house. That's it. Grapes is fruit. In America.

Great. You got autism with something? Grapes is fruit? What? Who just says grapes is fruit? drama. I meant to make a joke about wine. And then instead of saying wine, I was going to say, wine is grapes and grapes are free.

Oh, yeah. But I just said grapes are free. And tequila is like... Agavit? Yeah. Same shit, right? Vegan. Yeah. I get it. It's vegan. Since it's been another week, I'm doubling down with Lucky Day having an album the year so far.

Doubling down. So I made sure I locked in with the album this weekend. You know, I like to play music and just not pay attention to it. have it playing in the background. Kind of like you had a nice hotel lounge. Not really paying no mind. But then you look over at the piano player. He's killing at you.

Where's my Shazam at? So I let the lucky day album play. That album is phenomenal. It's an algorithm right now to me. Oh, man. Algorithm. The song algorithm. Lemonade is crazy.

Like he got some of the joints on there. I think the the difference between me because I still Bryson Tiller's album is incredible but the vibe of these two albums are totally different

completely that's why when we were told about the last episode I was like I can't compare them they're not the same I told that I like really listen to it

and I totally get what you were saying I understand but this Lucky Day album is definitely definitely one of his best albums Lucky Day don't have a bad album

and that's no he's three for three either he don't have a bad album but this this algorithm album him is phenomenal. He did a great job on a shout out to Lucky Day. Shout out to his team. Phenomenal project. Yeah, and I think Lucky Day is, you know, we talk about the R&B guys,

the new R&B guys. Obviously Brent, Bryson, but Lucky Day is, he's right there in that conversation. I don't know where you want to play some. This one kind of separated, not separated him from the pack because Bryson. And Brent are who they are, but this just kind of put him to another side. Yeah, Lucky is more vocally, he's vocally stronger than Bryson and Brent. But I'm just talking about as far as their album making and their songmaking. I never got Frank from Lucky like that until I started hearing everyone say that the past two weeks. Frank Ocean?

Yeah. And then I started to hear it. Like, you know what people just get in your head? Yeah. Of course I can see the vocal tones are similar. But I never thought like, oh, this feels like a Frank. RIP. But once people said it, I was like, okay, I guess I see what people are saying.

But even the lyrics, though, like Frank Ocean-esque. Which is a compliment. Yeah, no. It's one of the greatest written album I've ever heard. But to me, Lucky Day is his songs and the lyrics and the melodies and things like that. Like, Lucky is very intentional and knows exactly, very aware. He knows the sound that he wants to make. He doesn't never really step too far out of his box.

but somehow what he has and what he does, he finds a unique way of kind of making slight adjustments to it where it's not weird. You know, sometimes your favorite artist make an album and you like, this ain't the sound that I love from them. Yeah. Lucky is able to keep that sound, but just give it to us differently.

It's like he finds different ways to, you know, whether it's the production. I laughed because I was listening to one of the songs and I was like, Rory's probably sitting at home saying, oh, he's just child's drums. First of all, Dimao and Child work very closely together on everything. Yeah. No, but I heard it.

Listen, I heard the drums. I was just like, you know, I heard the drums. Why didn't you call me and apologize? No, because I... And put Yadi on three-way with us. No, because I was just listening. But D.Mile and Child are like, they work every day together. 100%.

But you can hear it, though. Yeah. I'm sure Child's probably credited on a song that you're thinking of. No, the album is, the album is fire, though. Lucky Day, he definitely did his thing with this album. And again, looking at his discography, I don't see no, I don't see no gaps. I don't see no misses at all. I found out officially, I think I'm a good father, officially, as of this weekend.

Okay. I did need some rest, but you guys know the long week I had before, which we didn't talk about on the podcast, but you guys know. Yes. So, you know, Kia, that comes along with a tough week for Kia as well with Amara. I had passes to the Childish Gambino pop-up show at the Little Tree Little Island. Little Island, whatever the fuck. The thing that the billionaires gave us after they took all our parks.

That place. Which is still crazy. Is that just still crazy to me? Billionaires took our parks and we're like, here, we're going to put some floating shit in the Hudson. It's the woman that no one can get into. The woman that owns the brand DVF, Donna Van versus whatever the fuck her name is. It's her, her and her husband.

Donna Van Rothschild. It was a project. Donna Van Vanderbilt. Diane Brown Foster. Something like that. Yeah, the fashion show. Someone that owns Bank of America. Mm-hmm.

So Charles Gambino did like a live listening event for his new album. Okay. Performed all the songs. Mm-hmm. And I knew I was a good father when I had passes. And I was like, you know what? Nah. I'm gonna stay home?

I'm gonna stay home. That's the barometer for like if- I'm with Amara. Nothing can disrupt you. But at that point, I was like, look at me. Yeah. It was right down the block too. I was like, I could run there for like two hours, run right back.

Stay here. Stay with my baby girl. Stay right here. Solid for all. But then I saw all like the video recaps and all the clips and I looked at Amara and I was like, yo, fuck you. You would have been fine. We did nothing while you were here. We looked at flashcards and learned how to say Apple.

You could have learned how to say Apple yesterday. This looked like a dope event, though. Well, that venue is five. You're a shitty friend. I would have gone to this. You could have given me. music is. That's not how those type of passes work. No, but like tech groups.

Nah, but like text groups. You're Julian? Yeah. Tech groups. It wasn't one of those, can I give my pass to someone else type of thing? No. It's like, hey, I'm going to meet you at the front and bring you in by yourself. I could have gone white, white face. No, they ain't want you. No.

July 19th, the album's coming out. He previewed records with Amory, Georgia Smith, Flo Millie, Steve Lacey, his son, Legend Glover. put out a snippet for that. It just sounds great. I'm always excited for Charles Gambino music.

I know he gave us the album that was like 15 years old last month, but I'm excited for the new music. We love Donald Glover. We just didn't want him wearing curtains style. Oh, shit, that's all. This is the only gripe with him. I mean, I'm going to bring this up. If this album ends up being a classic,

like a Mars 13th birthday, I'm going to bring it up there. That, like, I chose you instead of seeing history. seeing history that wasn't history nah at the tiny island it was a cool night it was a cool night have you been on tiny island no have you guys ever been over there

it is gorgeous yeah I've been over there but I never been like inside for a show anything like that I saw some piano player like Mozart shit there by accident once some Mozart shit there it's the best way I could describe it yeah but I mean I do want to boycott this place why

because they like took money that should have went to parks and gave us this bullshit instead. There's a lot of history with this tiny island shit. Well, I mean, a lot of shit in Manhattan. They donated $260 million that couple that I met. Yeah, that was after they got so much shit because they built this. It was a bunch of tax dollars. Like, they also got money from the city that should have went to parks.

Yeah, but that happens all the time. Yeah. Welcome to New York City. I mean, at least the Yankees put a whole park. At least they win, right? Yankees have won a shit. Not since we did that game. They lost like 14 of their last 17.

I hate an unlucky white man. Who's the problem? That's wild. I hate an unlucky white man. I thought we were all lucky. They're lucky to be white. What do you mean? Unlucky.

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Crazy It's crazy inflation You think like Well I was gonna say You think oh one one of these I figured like one of these streamers would do it

just to get access to Jay like I said when we like say aiden Ross I really think if somebody did take that $50,000 tier we would be able to get Hope to do that for 50K

I think he would laugh if we were like yo we had a $50,000 Patreon tier and someone actually just gave us 50K to do lunch with you I think Hove would do it as a joke for us I really do think that

would he have a fee to do that for you? You know what I mean? No. Hove doesn't have fees. We can't afford his fees. No one can. That's why he wasn't charged.

His fees don't exist. A $4 million watch to a white party. Peace? What fee? Hove, what's your rate these days? I'm not, I mean, I know I'm not, he wouldn't do this to you. I'm saying it would another person I could see, not Hove particularly.

But if there was a tier, say, another artist. And they would be like, okay, it's $50,000. I want half of that. They would want $50,000. They would want them. They would want them. They hope. Yeah, they would want the whole. Yeah. I think Hove would do it as a joke.

I really do think that. Didn't he do one of it? Did he spoke to that though? He said, take the money. Yeah, take the money. Like, don't take the lunch, take the money. Is that advice anyone really needed? No. Definitely, not me. I tried to tell you. I was like, take the money, man. Trust me.

Nah, but the dollars learned. Lunch is not that good. Okay, let's say. Wait, do we buy the lunch? Like, if I go, if I take dinner with Jay Z, like, do I have to pay for the dinner? Because he got expensive palette. I feel like we'd end up at a restaurant where he already has like a tab.

Like he just walks in and walks out and they bill him at the end of the month. Yeah. I would say, end of the fiscal year. Definitely the fiscal year. You got to talk fiscal year when you're dealing with somebody with money like that. And he'll pay him in three to five business days. Yo, get to the fucking voice.

Well, you guys were riffing about Jay Z and dinner. I don't fucking, all right. You were. Yo, what's up, everyone? What's up, Pod? Big fan. here. I've been with y'all since about like 2018, 2019, around

a Scorpion drop. And I've been rolling with y'all ever since. Sick timeline. Get it. Question. What's the disconnect I hear between the word, like for the word insecurity?

I believe that word is being misused so bad in today's society. From what I've noticed, from what I've seen, the people I've talked to, the experiences I've experienced, you know, I'm in a happy relationship. I've been with my girl for about like four years now, so we're doing pretty good.

Thank God. Everything's pretty good until now, you know. They're on the rocks. I see women kind of just doing what literally, whatever they want and just like saying the guy can be insecure or like the girlfriend's girlfriends. Like her friends are telling him, uh-uh, he's insecure. Like she can wear anything she wants. She can wear a skirt that's showing her the bottom of her butt cheeks. She can go out of a diaper.

That's right. work all night on top of a table, you better not be insecure. She could go sleep over her male best friend's house for three days straight. You better not be insecure. Three days straight is crazy. She could post news on Instagram. You better not be insecure. Instagram doesn't allow nudes.

That's a wild loophole. Yo, show me the guy that's letting his girl sleep at her best friend's house, her male best friend's house for three days. We've had this combo, but three days, I'm drawing the line. One day. We've had that debate Right My girl ain't sleep One day I go

Three days is fucking crazy Are y'all Are you home Boy she homeless? No She's gonna your Oh that's my girl She can't be homeless

I have a home Bishes be homeless Who Who is a fact They do They do They do So he one nigga

Who girl for this They do They do They're bitches bitches Be homeless That's not his girl That's a chick That's homeless

Your man got a crib But you homeless He got a roommate Shit wow You still not homeless you can sleep in my room like you stay in my room homeless yo nigger having a girlfriend is she homeless is the wild sleep peacefully knowing your girl just have no idea what she's doing she's sleeping she had her best friend her male best friend he got more room a male best friend he got more room

he got more room i got a bed i know more room huh he got a bed room for me it's mine that's kind of nice crazy you know how wild that is your girl homeless and you just like yo all right you tell her good night tell her good night and you don't know Where is she laying down at? Y'all not doing the math on that. All right, well, I do kind of agree with this gentleman. Wait, we're not done yet. We're not done yet.

Oh, he's still cooking? Yeah, yeah, he was pulled. Oh, shit, my back. Pardon so. Hold on, here you go. Anything she likes. And if you're insecure, you're officially that weak man, that weak insecure man. What do you guys think about that?

Like, how far does that go? How far does that word go? So the overuse of the term insecurity with Madison seems like it's You're dealing with a manipulative girlfriend bro If your girl's saying you're insecure And she's doing all of that That's her way of trying to manipulate you

Into thinking that you are not man enough Or secure enough to deal with a woman like herself Because she's out moving like she's not In a relationship I do agree with them And you guys have called me pussy before Because I am more on the side of a secure man That is cool with some things

That you masculine alpha males are not cool with. He is correct though. Women have taken this insecure word and ran with it like you would not believe. Oh, only women. Yeah. Yeah. 100%. Just women. Facts. Like, nah.

You ass naked and Dykemen standing on a table shaking your ass. I'm not insecure if we're in a relationship and I'd be like, hey, can you not do that? Can you get down? Yeah. There's a... Like, do you mind just getting off the table? Like, we're in the relationship. There's a blur between, I think, being insecure and just things that you're just not attracted.

to. I'm not insecure about it. I just don't find that attractive. Behavior attractive. It's not a matter of you doing it because I'm a pussy. I've changed behavior of mine because we're in a relationship. That's what you do. It's not an insecurity. You just respect your partner. Like, listen, if you want to be, have your ass out on Instagram, that is what it is at this point. That's life. But we have to draw the line somewhere. I just think it's funny, man. He said, yo, your girl's

man at her best friend's house for three days. I hope he made that scenario up and that's not like That's his scenario Three days is crazy 72 hours One day is crazy I don't want to see

My nigga for three days Imagine somebody else is Nah, I'm good Yo, you know how crazy That is your girl Tell you yo I'm at my best friend's house For day three

Well maybe his mom died I'm not What Damaris And guess who about to join his mom Stop Oh you that hurt First of all I'm not secure enough

To not see my girl for three days. The fuck is you doing? Let alone just being at your male best friend's house for three days. What you've been doing for the last three days? Can't go through days without seeing your girl? Probably not, no. But why, though? Prior to the baby, you couldn't do it?

Oh, prior to the baby, oh? Because I like my girl. You can like your girls still not want to see her for three days. Like, after three days, not be like, yo, like, what? Like, I mean, there's priorities. Like, people have to work and, like, it would be on tour and everything. But I enjoy spending time with my girl. No, no, I get, yes, that part we don't understand.

I'm one of those people that, like, likes their girlfriend. Yeah, but I'm just saying, like, you're saying, like, if you don't see a girl for three days, that's crazy to you. Yeah, because we live in the same city. Yeah, but it's a big city. Yeah. No, it's not. What if she lived in Brooklyn? Yeah. Traffic here is crazy, too.

Yeah. Three days? Three days? Three days? Now, if I'm dating a nigga in Queens, I ain't going to see him for three days. You guys both work in the city. I ain't going to lie. Not seeing your group for three days and y'all both work in the city as wow.

Somebody cheat. facts we can link up for like happy hour but like this but I got to be out by eight somebody somebody close somebody fucking for show somebody hitting that one of y'all getting fucked not always some people are just antisocial yeah but that's your dad I'm anti-social

that's your girlfriend being antisocial to your significant other is insane Rory don't do that because every father's day you come in here and say I want to be left alone for fathers One day out of the year. That's it. He didn't say every Thursday. He just said Father's Day.

Let me alone. Y'all think that's crazy to not see. If you live in the same city, not see your girl. Oh, no, for sure. I don't think it's crazy. I'm sure that. Outside of, like, obligations. If people have shit to do or like, you got something to work, you got to focus.

But y'all just both free three days. And don't see each other? That ain't chik. That's not weird, that's not weird to y'all. Free. It is weird. If y'all both free, like nothing on the schedule, schedule open, just.

Clear. You're like, no, I want to see you today for three days. Listen, I think it's healthy to talk about those days with your significant other. Like, you know, I need a day. Like Saturday, I just need to myself. That's cool. But for three days, y'all got nothing and y'all not going to see you tell it? Okay, maybe not as serious as a girlfriend, but let me ask you guys this.

What is that limit daywise for a situation ship? I don't know. I think it's objective, first one. Because somebody like me, you know, I'm telling you, I'm at that scary threshold with Being alone is, I'm fine with it. It's amazing, bro. Like, I'm at that scary threshold where I'm like, yo, I don't know if I'm ever going to want to give this up. Well, I mean, I gave it up with the kid.

But before that, that's what to me, it's not going to sound romantic, is the reason to be in a relationship. Because I hate people so much. Only child, love my alone time. If I just want to be around you, like, all right, death do us part. Let's just do this. Yeah. Because that's hard to find. Because I like my alone time so much.

Yeah, it's just, I just think that. Big pussy. Yeah, that's a big old pussy. And it's okay. And it's fine if she goes to Dykeman and just takes her shirt off. No, please. I don't know about that. It's cool if someone blows mint hookah on her chest.

That's, you know they're going to get hard from the mint. That's wild. Logging online is. That ocean mist definitely getting the nipples on. Yo, logging on line to seeing a nigger smoke hook with your girl's cleavage is crazy. Yo. Or like a bull. The body shot?

Yeah, like when they put the hookah thing through the girls' body shots for sure. And niggas just go and take hookah pulls. But imagine your girl do that. I'm not going to go. I'm not going to go. Imagine your girl do that thing. Like you go online and see your girl doing it.

It's Sidney's ever wanted to go to a hookah lounge. We can do that. He's going to bring a white woman in no matter. It's out of context. We were talking about it before we recorded. They like, they like camel cigarettes. What? No, they've been.

They have like, what are those? The jewels? They have like, what are those? I want to hit the vape. They want to hit the jewels. They don't fucking smoke, Google. They have jewels in their pocket.

What are the new ones called? They have a bunch of them. They want like a cute blueberry vape. You can like charge them now. You can charge the cigarettes. You think it's just dancing and getting cancer at the same time. Yeah. And a vape.

What type of shit? We're going to find a way to kill ourselves, man. I'm telling you. I cut down our hookah because I've found out. You should just stop. You should just stop. Well, I don't, if I, well, the way that my brain works, If I tell myself I can't have something, it makes me crave it more.

So instead of... How does your boyfriend feel about that? Look at a girl math over here. How does your man deal with that mindset? I don't have a man. Well, when you had a man, how did he deal with that mindset? Because does that apply to just anything? Does that apply to anything or just women never understand the question?

Yeah. Does that apply to just hookah? No, it applies to like food, alcohol, hookah, like those kinds of things that are bad for you. Ex-boyfriend. Like, is that part of it too? Like, I love food, hooka, and, and, and, one. wine way more than dick. Men don't have to worry about me cheating there.

I don't like men like that. If I like you, I like you, I'm like a bunch of other women. I don't like men like that. That's not the point. The point is some people's minds, if you tell them they can't have something, they'll want it more. So I won't say, like, even when I'm dieting, I won't say, I can't have this. I'll say, okay, I'm just not having that as often. Eventually, like, I won't eat it at all, right?

But I don't want to tell myself I can't have it. If somebody told me, yo, you can keep smoking that, you got to get lung cancer. My body is not going to be like, oh, but I'm on it. It's over for that. Also, back to the insecurity conversation. Hey, babe, don't have random men put hookah hoses between your tits and smoke it. And she goes, oh, I want that, though. I need it.

We should break up then. Yeah, go be single at that point, right? Can we find out where we could put the mouth on the boobs and the hookah at the same time? Like, being able to put hookah and boobozy and off at the same time sounds like a place I want to be. I was with Pige the first time I got completely, completely fleeced in New Orleans. chick put the shot glass between her tities and like damn near like kind of forced it down my throat and they charged you and then just asked me for like $35

I was like wait you made me do that yeah that was a sleep coach I ought to walk away from that girl she legitimately like put it right there and then just forced it on my face I was like I mean I'm not gonna push tities away yeah who might have fucked tradition yeah like this gumbo like I'm here for the whole experience I get it. Beads. It's like, yeah, it's $35. It's give me $35. Rory looked like he'll go back to his hotel room

with a neck full of beads in New Orleans. What you did? What you did for those beads? No. What you did for those beads, man? What's out there doing? One of the wildest trips I've ever had in my life. New Orleans?

You know, New Orleans? By far. New Orleans is one of the greatest cities in the world. It feels like it should not be in America. Like, it's not very... You ever been in New Orleans, Julie? Still haven't, no. Oh my God.

High on my list, but more so for the music culture, I really want to go see some shows down there. Outside of Buster Rhymes, that was gas when he was saying, fuck the Essence crowd and everything. Did you got to see that clip? Oh, yeah, I saw that. The craziest part of that clip was Buster Rhyme said it was his first time in New Orleans. No, I think at Essence Fest.

Okay. Yeah. I was like, there's no way Buster Rhymes is not been in New Orleans. I think that was his first time performing for Essence Fest. Can we go to the next one, Essence Fest? Essend Fest? The S&S? Fuck y'all.

Can we go? Fuck. Like, you're pissing me off. Depends the lineup. No, it don't. I would just want to be in the city for that weekend. I don't even need to go to nothing. Yeah, I really just want to enjoy it.

I feel like the baddies are out. I'll just go to New Orleans just for that weekend. I want to do the jazz festival is really my priority down there. Did we answer the gentleman's voicemail? Nah. What was this question? He said, how do y'all feel? Oh, y'all did.

How do you feel about insecurity being overused? I agree with him hold Hardly. Yeah, I agree. It is overused. I just don't think. Simple shit that shouldn't happen in relationships.

Women are calling us in secret. You're right. Because we feel the way. Yeah. I'm just, I can't get over Julian saying his number one priority in New Orleans

during Essence Fest is to go to the Jazz Festival. Well, it's not during Essence Fest is a different weekend. Jazz Fest? Yes. I like jazz too, but. He came his lineups

incredible. It was like Mesego was on it, the Use of Day project. Like, there's some great we're not going to make fun of jazz fest in New Orleans. No, of course not. That's impossible. We're just laughing at, like, out of essence,

oh, I get it. He doesn't like black women. Now it makes sense. You don't think the black people will be at jazz fest? It's not what I said. But Essence Fest is catered around black women. Now I see why you rejected it so quickly. I'd rather go to jazz festival.

Where there might be some of people. That's their most known thing offering. Okay, I get it. Like, we go to festivals all the time. No? Listen, let me help you out. Play the next voice man. Yeah, I was just going to get it.

Make sure Pige doesn't leave the car unlocked. See, why you won't let him? Was that Pige's fault? Probably. Peas are better. One of them. All right, let's do his next word. This one actually pairs well with the last.

They fleeced us, bro. Who said that? Stiles. Oh, my God. They fleeced us. It's crazy. Yo, father not all your shit is going. finding out on your

shit is going and somebody yelled out y'allel and then Stiles went oh they left my shit

and then and then the whole ride from New Orleans Jackson, Mississippi he said why did God choose me I've never wanted to turn

around and punch somebody in a car so fucking badly you gotta check that nigga pockets that's the he set the whole play up

a nigga that's doing that I'm by your fan by me why did God choose You, pull over, fam. I'm going through all his shit right now. He'll pull over.

Fuck that. That's hilarious. Oh, my God. Dave fleece, does she. I know. All right. City's curse. This is Arnold from Texas.

This is a question from all. So you say he's so player and he gets, well, mean, he don't really say you or anything, but he says, ladies, me. That right there alone. Not him projecting his image of you on you. Show me where I have a sad and said. You never said it. Yo, I get mad bitch.

Show me where I've ever said that. He just self-edited in real time. He said, well, nah, you ain't never. He ain't never said. All right. So now what the fuck are you talking about already? Your whole voicemail is void now. What the fuck are you talking about?

Continue. This is Reddit and audio form. Oh my God. Yeah. I think mall gets bitches. Therefore, this is for him. This is so funny. All right.

Man, wherever. So what's the ideal date to take a woman on if you want to make it feel special since small sex is a player and everything? And Rory, of course, because you're married and have a baby and I got a baby too so I appreciate that. I just want to tell feedback. Let me know. You appreciate that.

I have a baby because you know what? I appreciate that. You appreciate you for having a kid. I appreciate you. Maul, you're the player in the room. Can you tell us where you? I'm the player. I mean, it depends on, again, even date, everything is subjective.

Dating is subjective. What type of woman are you taking out? What is, what is her interest? What is she like? A whore. No, he like, it's a nice young lady. Oh. Oh.

Oh, my God. Okay. Well, if it's a whore, that's probably the easiest day. Well, find out what she like she likes. So she likes, you know, certain type of food, then you want to find a restaurant that caters to that specific type of food, ambiance, whether it's live music. A good day, this is also finding out what type of music a girl likes and going to a show together and then get something to eat.

Something like that, something chill, nothing too heavy. We could just have a good time listen to some music. Depending on what city you're in, you can do a lot of shit, like go to a park, just kick it. Like, it's a lot of little things you can do on the first. After dark? Not after dark, no. Not after dark. But it depends on the type of person you date, man.

I like to do, if I'm on a date, I like to do stuff where we could first hear each other. I don't want to be yelling and shit too much. That's important. Yeah. So if you got a good restaurant. People do that on first dates? Like go to places where they can't. Well, people go to the movies on the first date, which is kind of like, I don't know.

I was going to suggest Applebee's 2 for 20 and then Bad Boys 4. I don't know. I don't know about movies on the first date. I always thought that was kind of weird. Yeah. We're just sitting there. I feel like the movies on the first date It's a shy man's game

Because you just avoid all the small talk You're like we spent three hours together But you didn't say a word to each other A shy man's game And being shy is crazy in 2024 Niggas are shy What mad people are shy Maybe on the text is going crazy

Then meet in person How are you shy at 2020 As a girl I'm talking about as an adult As an adult People are so sick now They'll show each other's genitals Before they actually meet via text

And then actually link up And have nothing to say to each other Which is crazy to me Like where we're Yeah, I've done that. Weird species. You sent nudes and then met up with a good news. I don't send nudes.

I received nudes. Oh, my bad player. Right. Got it like that. Got up with her and didn't say nothing to her? You don't send the hammer pick? Not like say nothing to it. I don't, I never got to.

I figured the hammer pick was in your Raya account. Like scrolling through? Over the spodi-Odi-O-Doplishist. It's artsy. It's in black and white. I mean, technically, yeah. You know, sending your dick. Dick pick in black and white.

You never sent the black and white nude? No. Nude, yes. I've gotten women in black and white photos because those are attractive. Sending a dick pick in black and white is the sickest thing I've ever heard. Remember when they had that cartoon filter? Sitting it in that is crazy. Sending your dick pick in a sketch?

You're running your dick pick through a filter app. Do men still take the dickpicks next to the big object? I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. Like whatever you have. Like they might put it next to like, remember the old time Warner cable remote? Or like one of these.

Yeah. Yeah. Like they, yeah. Like or like. To put it to scale. Yeah. I'm sure people. Put it next to this.

It look pretty big. Yo. Imagine putting your dick next to a pen to show her what you working with. Ew. That would be hilarious. Okay. Well, let me ask you guys, pause in advance. Since I've never like got into sending the dick before, what angle?

Like what was the the angle or shot that you guys would use or send? Is it from the from the the PO like overhead like from the bottom? I've done both. No, I haven't like show my asshole. Not like that bottom. I've done the selfie version and I've done the over the top version. Yo, a nigga's spread. You want to see this hairy ass?

Cause you gotta like lift your leg. Yo, I know women. I just not that I would want to see it, but I just I know where certain women just like, they DMs, bro. I know it's some sick shit going on in women's DM, you know. Because this niggas out here that don't care at all. I was talking to a girl, a friend of mine over the weekend about that, literally, talking about how she was like, you know, your DMs seem to be so negative. It's always like people call me gay, whatever, for the show.

It's fine. I'm used to it. It's like my good thing. It's like a daily blessing at this point. Affirmations. And she said, yeah, like, that's bad, but like, you should really see what people say to me. And she's like not in the scene at all, like not.

It's just a pretty girl. That's it. That's all it takes. That's all it takes. And her DMs were just like, pretty girl in it? Come here. Fucking insane.

She was just like a New York City working woman. It's crazy out here, man. So. Yeah, but to this gentleman, I don't know, it's subjective. Find out the type of things your girl likes. And then try to cater around that. I think it's pretty simple once you talk to somebody

and get to know their likes and the things that they're into. Also show her who you are. If you're in the mini golf, take her to minigolf. Take her to mini golf. You've never done the mini golf date? Of course. Absolutely. something I've done in the past, which I don't recommend, is

well, it's a double entendre, blowing your load on a really nice first, like over the top first date. So then when you go back for like the second date or third date, you don't, what's the follow-up? I took her to like the grail off rip. So now what? I can't outdo the, you know what I mean? Don't lead with like the home run.

Oh, you should have blowing your load. I thought you meant like, you're going to put a date. I thought you meant just you came too quick after a good date. No. You mean like don't show her. Like don't go out. Don't put the ace on the table. Yeah, no, no.

That comes with experience, though. Yeah. Like, men will learn that as they get older that, don't you send her flowers for the first three weeks every other day. You can't maintain that. Something that's great to, because I'm in the scene. Change the scenery.

I'm in the scene. Changing the scenery is very important. Because it feels like you. Take it to Michael Rubens. Let me. Let me get my manipulation bag real quick. All right. You're wearing purple, so I already know.

And the collars, the collars up. You just look like you manipulate women It's like a lavender like It's a gay purple It's not gay, it's like lilac It's very soft All right, that's never mind You look like you tell women you're single

Because you haven't found someone to match You're free That's crazy Sorry it was right there You look like you say I haven't found my equal yet Are we done? It's spiritual equal you know I could keep going but I'm not

no no no no because I fuck with Julie but when Rory do shit like that my mind just starts with me you you shit I mean more than anyone else I don't fuck with him I do fuck that's clear as that's my guy that's my guy that's my son to clip with me saying something

and you probably be gay no I just give you shit that's what I'm supposed to do when you're my guy I gotta do that you know me but Rory started and I'm just looking at the fit like yo a nigga with slacks in the football jersey definitely hits women.

And the collar up. I can't say that. I'm just saying. If my own man, Chester United loses, he throws a gasket. He goes home and start wild. Oh, man. He's broken a toaster oven before. No.

No, Julian don't hate girls. No, no. I don't hit guys clearly. Why is the collar on your jersey up? It's a small collar. It doesn't really lay. Look at that. You even when it's,

it just popped up. I don't know what to do. Point is, you take a girl to multiple places throughout a night. That's the point I'm trying to make. That's the New York City. You start, yeah, you start with drinks, like a happy hour drink, six, seven, whatever. Yeah, if you live in a small city, it's not, we can't do that but so much. Well, I'm recommending to city people. In metropolitan areas. You walk, you walk to the next destination. On that walk, you know, you're already got

a little buzz in you. And you kind of like wing it. Like, there's no real plan. Like, oh, we should get food here. You plan the whole fucking thing. Like, Dahmer's memoir. Mm-hmm. Got a little buzz in you. Walker down the street. Got your knife in your back.

Walking down the street next to the white van. Oh, that guy needs us to change his tire. Let's go over there. I know the son of Sam. Yeah. I've seen that movie, bro. I know where you're going with you. Yeah.

Anyway, just that's my thing. I like the element of spontaneity throughout a date. I think that's fun. Well, New York City is expensive to live. New York City is a great date city, though. Oh, it's the best. Incredible. There's so much things you can do.

New York. There's not a better date city. Yeah, you can find yourself paying a lot, but New York is a really, really great date city, though. That's why when we were having that $200, $400 date conversation and you are looking at me like I'm insane, I'm like, in New York City, it's so easy to do that, especially if you're moving from

spot to spot. Like, it's easy to spend $200 for two people on a date. I mean, theoretically. You could do the picnic date and spend $200 just getting turkey sandwiches and a blanket. For those that don't live in New York, because I know we talk so local specific, if you go, like my strategy with the cocktail

lounge before dinner situation, say you do two rounds there at minimum $20 cocktails. So you're looking at with tip, whatever, that's a hundred off rip just for like the beginning of the date, just the buzz. And then, you know, obviously next spot, more drinks. And then she worked up an appetite, so she got to get the

Porterhouse. That's first date. Porterhouse is crazy. Oh yeah, I don't order. She got to get the porterhouse. You know that. And the charm, the toilet paper now, the double nip. one. Yeah.

Through the roof. She's like Kevlar. Yeah. Can't penetrate that. I never understood the like ask a girl. She's going to have to shit and you need the sharmine. Ask a girl to go like just for drinks for the first date. Like just take me to dinner.

I'm never going anywhere and drinking without food. Yo. A date by myself. I'm never going somewhere and drinking without food. Yesterday I was sitting with Kia Beatrice and Britt. And I was like, yeah, y'all want to drink. Got up. Got them their drinks.

Myself went to $117. Mm-hmm. I was like. Why did I offer you Bitches need to get your own drinks Especially when you're paying $1,200 to hug Chris Brown Bidges is always broke till the come time to hug Chris Brown

You ain't never noticed that This is the one time that I believe That bullshit meme of the money's already printed You just have to go and get it If people are paying $1,200 to hug Chris Brown The money's out there Yo, that's what I'm trying to tell you There's not a lack of money out there

Women be like, yo, I don't need a man, I could do bad by my... You just pay $1,200 to hug Chris Brown and now you on my line, I'm talking about you need something because you can't pay your card note. Yeah, I couldn't pay my car note because I paid $1,200 to hug Chris Brown. Why are you acting like that's hard maths?

You paid $1,200 to hug Chris Brown. You knew that card note was due every first of the month. I thought Chris Brown was going to give me to $1,200. It was an investment. It didn't offer a return, so now I need you out. You thought Chris Brown was going to give you $1,200? They probably thought in their head

that they were going to have, like, some Cinderella moment. So many retweets. And, like, no, I think a lot of those women think, like, Chris is going to see them. He's going to grab their ass. They're going to be different from any ass he ever grabbed. And, yeah, it was an investment. There's going to be some chemistry there because they built it up in their head.

I really think that's what those women think. I had a homegirl who cried because Chris Brown didn't pick her out the crowd at the concert. She came home and called me on the phone and cried because she just thought for some reason that she would just be the one to get picked out the crowd. Did you tell her when you got home that you cried over Gunna? Fuck you're laughing at Beach. Did you also give her the number of better help? You went cry for cry crying because Chris Brown didn't pick me

Mental health We don't address it in the black community enough But fans do fan shit Drake bought a push a T microphone off eBay That clearly Push a T did not sign I'm sorry Like fans do fan shit Yeah but there's this line between being a fan

And then having mental health issues I think buying As a he was a kid So I get it I bought stupid shit off eBay But yeah, buying a microphone that clearly PushaT didn't sign off eBay could be considered Why do you say clearly he didn't sign?

I just don't think that person had to sign Mike from Pushettty. I think he probably just signed it. I kept one of Beyonce's towels that had her makeup on it for a long time. What did you do with it? I kept it in my drawer next to my Steelers, terrible towel.

Yo, what? Are you a Steelers fan? Mm-hmm. I used to be before the boycott. I thought I knew everything about you until today. Before the boycott, I was a heavy stealer. Because don't you love Tomlin? Isn't that your guy?

I fuck with Tommy. Shout to the noops. Troy Palomalo is my favorite football player all time. So, yeah. Troy Palomalamo is your favorite. He was my favorite. Of all time. Yes.

Great hair. Probably one of the greatest safeties. He was so fun to watch. He was amazing. He was, exactly. He was super fun to watch. What about Rothersberger? The Raplesberger.

Big big fan of that guy? Yeah. He did his thing. He got us where we need to be. I don't really support what he does off the field. Through my whole childhood, I always wanted. I was like, why Snoop Dogg such a Steelers fan? And then I got older.

I was like, oh, it's a gang thing. Never understood why he was the biggest Steelers fan ever. And then I got older. I was like, oh, that's a Crip. Ah. Gotcha. Okay. Never knew that.

All right. let's close out. We are on tour starting this month. Yes. We are in July 25th. City Winery, Philadelphia. Get your tickets now. New Rory Inn Mall.com.

Without looking at the screen. Can you give us the list? Of the city order, yeah. We've been challenging ourselves. All right, cool. I'm looking. All right. I'll check.

Okay, so we're in Philly, July 25th. Don't know what date we're in Detroit. August 22nd. August 22nd. And then Chicago is August 24th. Fifth. 25th, Chicago's August 25th. And then we're September, we're in London, September 11th.

How'd you know that one? Greatest Day of American history. September 11th. And then we're also in London again, September 14th. 18th. September 18th. So September 11th, September 18th in London. October 17th, we're in Toronto.

Wow. Okay. Of course you knew the Toronto. Yeah, you know that one. Well, because there's only one show. It's like, that's easy to remember. And then Drake and birthday. we're all going to be, all of us are going to be at the,

I want to say November 11th, White Party. November 11th, Atlanta? 22nd. No, close though. November 22nd? Yeah. Oh, so that's 2 1111.

Yeah. Okay. 1111. November 22nd in Atlanta. In December 13th? Yep. And December 15th. 14th.

14th. Back to back shows. New York City. Tickets available now, new Roryamall.com. For those that didn't fully understand that train wreck, Philadelphia, July 25th, Detroit, August 22nd.

Chicago, August 25th. London, September 11th, and September 18th. Toronto, October 17th. Drake's birthday to follow. That's the after party. Atlanta, November 22nd, New York. We are there December 13th and 14th. Tickets available now.

Oh, man. Subscribe to Patreon. There's merch up there now. We have merch for the shows. That's coming together, cool. Yep. Can't wait to put that out. Which, yeah.

Excited to get back on the road to see some people. Touch the fans? I mean, you know, just some conversations. You're going to touch the fan. See some familiar faces. People that have come to some of the shows before. Okay. And get to hang out in a couple cities and have some fun with, oh, my God, Pige.

Peage on the road? I'm going to get Pige drunk in every city. It's my duty. You don't need to get him drunk. He'll just do that. Yeah. That's him in every city no matter what. Can you afford a Bud Light?

That's all it takes for Peege. Pease drink one butt light and get arrested. Pease, we're going to see the Nami in Chicago? Don't duck this time Don't duck the smoke Do y'all have like a babysitter Like is Loyon going with y'all To make sure y'all don't do bad shit

First of all He just lawyon is the one that He's the one that needs to be fucking We need to keep tabs on him It's not us I'll be in the fucking room sleep I'll be watching first 48 I'm that type of shit on the road

I don't give a fuck Yeah Yeah That was a fun I forgot what city we were in Boston Boston All of us just in separate room

All of us left 48 at the same time And went back to the hotel and literally we were all watching the same shit. Welcome to the life. A bunch of losers. Look at us, man. Look at us. No pussy.

We're doing it. And didn't we, at the bar, there was like three or four amazing women? Oh, no, there was some people. There was that one lesbian couple. That's what I was doing. They were cool. They were cool. They still followed them on Instagram.

Yeah, they was cool. Wait, they had their own. That's such a lesbian thing. No, no. It's their separate accounts. Okay. Yeah, I mean individually. That was really fun.

That's such a lesbian thing, though, to have like their own. A joint account? would you do that to Maris would that be some head ass shit no because then they gotta have my password no but it's not but you have your own separate you'd have your own private like you have your own account

you have an account together where you got just pictures of like y'all well if we're doing it from me and all have one of those content yeah y'all are lesbians yeah but mall and I are lesbians yeah I would do it I would do it for the money is that weird that we have a joint account

very we just try to throw new in front of it to throw them off. Have you ever logged into that account? On Instagram? Yeah. I think I logged in once and I never logged in after that. You're not missing out. Yeah. I'm not big on social media no more, man. I check the DMs every now and then just see what nasty shit Julian is doing. I literally don't talk to anyone. I only answer merch problems and like ticketing, touring

questions. Customer service. Yeah. I'm not like, show me your titties. I'll give you a ticket. Although if you want to show me your tities, I will give you a ticket. I'm not giving you a ticket. I'm not giving you no ticket off ticket. I need a whole, pussy hole. That being said, anybody wants to show titties. Show tities now do. I need to see your cervix. Or you can just DME.

Tickets is expensive. All right. Peter's had another nasty quote in my head and I think you know which one I'm talking about. Quote? It's cool. Oh. We'll move on. What?

Peter's there. Hey, white man bonded. Peuge's all over. No, no. Paloza bonding. Oh, Jesus. A pluza trauma bonded? Yes.

All right. Well, we'll get back to you on a couple days. as hot as fucking New York City. I'm pretty sure it's hot all around the country. I know they in Texas fucking told me you all, you'll turn the sun down. Well, there's a hurricane.

Oh, yeah. Damn. What's it? Burrell? Barrel? Is the name of it? Hurricane Barrel? Some Butch-dyke name.

Yeah. If you're in the Texas... Yeah, that is a dyke-ass thing. If you're in the state of Texas and affected by this hurricane, please be safe. Jamaica, I wanted to feel bad for y'all and then I saw y'all was twirking

in the hurricane. And I was like, never mind. Y'all fine. Yeah, rain and heavy winds. that's all it was. But seriously, be safe if you are in the path of this hurricane. We're going to catch some of this weekend.

We need to. We need some rain, man. It's stink outside of that. This week, honestly, it's going to be, I think Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday. We need some because it stink. I have to drive up steep. Outside stink. Oh, yeah.

I have to go. How far is your family from Cooperstown? No, that's not too close. Cooperstown. That's what a baseball are famous? Yeah. Are you going to that? I have to go to a memorial for family.

married and family. They're from Long Island, but for some reason they're doing their grandfather's memorial in Cooperstow. Oh, okay. Must have been a big baseball fan. It's like a little over an hour for my parents. You can go say hi to them. They'd love to have it. I'm probably just going to go straight to me. Yeah, probably. I'm probably not going to get off that exit and we just keep going straight. But yeah, be safe. Be blessed. Enjoy the summer. Wherever you may be. Also, some of our favorite songs are on our Patreon Ram Radio right now. So subscribe to that to hear some of our favorite songs of the summer thus far. And more are coming on Thursday, so.

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