New Rory & MAL - Episode 288 | The Edible Episode

Episode Date: July 26, 2024

Try VIIA Hemp! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL!This episode was brought to you by an edible. Or two. Julian has appeared at work without his beard (dont worry, Demaris is here, we’re talking about the one on his face) (1:30). He fills us in on his new look, and then we get into some light banter about Mal’s old club habits (9:30). Rihanna is out here starting new fashion trends, and the crew shares how they would participate (18:42). The olympics are coming (32:00), and so are Drake and Yachty with new music (39:10). Mal finds it hard to believe Eminem sold 200k+ his first week (46:50), and we get into a convo about which artists changed the music landscape (51:57). We have voicemails! One guy asks us for some financial advice (1:01:57), and the other needs OnlyFans advice (1:16:59). For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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You're fucking a chicken boxing glove. You keep fucking like this. You just didn't know with the sodians. Get behind it. You shadow boxing my Honda? Gonna clean my room until I got hot. I was going to get up and find the broom, but then I got hot. My room is still messed up.

And I know why, man. Yeah. Because I got high. Because I got hot. Tilly. Boy, was that fun. How crazy. was that Philly show last night.

We're not pre-recording this episode. Listen, I'm so... Philly, who! That one time when the whole thing happened during the show. That one girl? Crazy. Mall throated a cheesecake.

First of all, see. You see how, there's always got to be one in the room that just... And his comments are a little weirder now, judging by his face. Like, they're not as funny anymore. They're a little bit more fucked up. How? Because, like, you might mean it.

What? You look like you touched me in 1995. That's wild. He doesn't look like a pedophile now? It's, yeah, that's, only because we've seen the beard for so long. Yeah. So for now for it to be like completely gone.

Yeah, that's weird. I'm not going to lie. You didn't cry a little bit though? Like, or you didn't like feel hurt just a little bit like. Just rip the mic out. Breaking shit. I told the, uh, the production crew that, um, I was like, I'm not going to cry,

But I was like, this is an emotional thing. And the fact that there's like, you know, a full crew camera, like just a lot happening in the room where I'm going to be. You couldn't really be emotional too emotional. I wouldn't cry regardless. You felt some type of way. Yeah, I was like, but this is like a big deal. And they're like, no, we get it. Because, you know, they're a beard company.

They deal with hair all the time. Like, yeah, it's like, you know, you've been growing something. It's been a part of you for so long. I was like, plus I'm shaving a beard on camera. So you only get like one shot at it. Yeah. Like I was shaving from 10 a.m. until 6 p.m. We did multiple things throughout.

Yeah. but there's only one shot to get like certain you know goes at it and I was like I said you guys better get the right shot so that's what you told the director that's yes I'm sure that went great yeah well you got you're you're like to let your face breathe now a little bit Molly would have love the one joke we didn't mind have to cut this uh we were doing different phases I had like a what are a goatee and then from there I did a mustache where I looked like just your like Hitler Uber driver well they said like after the mustache there's no there's nowhere left. to go, you can take it off. And I just gave one big like, whoop. And I was like, if I just do the other side and just let it rock for like a half a second. Yeah. Ask for the footage. In the middle of that when I was thinking to myself and laughing

in my head is when I nicked my lip and cut my lip. And I was like, that's probably just instant karma. Yeah. From the man himself. Yeah. I'll teach you. Is your dating at profiles have your beard for the most part with photos? You know, it's funny. After I did this shoot, I looked back

on my stuff and I was like, because to mix. There's some photos where it's shorter and others where it's longer. And I always thought no woman has ever, like, no girls ever asked me like, hey, like, what's your beard situation look like beforehand? So it hasn't gotten me in, you know, any situation in the past. So I don't plan on saying shaved, like, I'm not doing that. For my own amusement, can you just put like just beard photos and then- And then pull up? Swipe right tonight and like, go on a date and I'll just sit at a table, like two tables down, because I just want to see what her reaction would be like. That would be funny. They also had to, there was a kiddie pool scene. I stood like in a, in a shower.

Well, there was a scene. These guys get into Hollywood. First thing they do. Yeah, I woke up with a sore lower back. No, it was like, because it was in a real studio. So they have a makeshift bathroom, makeshift shower. And there's a kitty pool that I'm standing in. And there's a, uh, a kiddie pool that I'm standing in. And there's, a shower scene because I'm shaving. I had to shave my chest. Which I wasn't thrilled about. I was like, I don't, now I look like a 12 year old boy.

Yeah. Like it's weird. So was this your, a humiliation ritual? Is this to get you into the naughty? No. They were very professional. It was,

it was actually a good time. A lot of podcast fans, not of this podcast, but just like comedy podcast fans. So we just swapped, you know. A lot of podcast fans, not this podcast.

Not this one. But a lot of podcast fans. The whole crew was white. So, you know, they're like, you know. A lot of people, fans of listening to things. Not this one. Yeah. Your lips look so different.

I'm over here, like, staring at you. I feel like a cat that's, like, coming home to a new owner. And you just look different. Like, it's weird. Like, I feel estranged from you. Like, I don't, like, I don't know. My boy had a bed, like, crazy long. Like, I don't even, it was obnoxiously long.

And he shaved it completely, like, bald face. And he went to pick up his son. from daycare and when his son turned around and looked at him, he started crying. So I don't remember this, but this story has been told to me at every family function. My mom loves to tell this. She got her, she cut her hair and went to pick me up at daycare and I refused to go with her. For hours, refused to get in the car. Like sat there would not budge.

That's not my mom. I'm not getting in that car. Nice fucking try. That's funny though. Yeah, I've been this way for. quite some time. Well, it's all right, Julian. You know, let your face breathe a little bit, you know, hot out, humid out.

Yeah, I mean... You'll be back in no time. I don't know how long I want to go, moving forward. I got my first compliment from my agent after I sent her these photos. She really liked them. And I was like, oh, that's all it takes is just shave my face. So you can fuck your agent?

Or what do you mean? Well, she just wasn't a fan of the beard. This was my favorite phase from the shoot. The, uh... Oh, you look like the arc. Right. Right. You look like you was trying to hide out in Germany. Right.

Act like you were part of the gang gang and you weren't. Walked to some kids. You know where to find the fentanyl? As soon as I did this, I was like, I look like Freddie Mercury. This is. Rest and peace. Yeah. Freddie Mercury without the AIDS.

That and then this is, this is like the homoerotic chest shave portion. I don't want to see. What is? Yeah. I was a part of the shoot, man. Peach, make sure that's blurred. We didn't have to see it. Yeah, we didn't have to see that part.

But, yeah, it was fun. It was cool. This will come out at some point. It's for Conair and at some point in August, probably a week or two into August. So keep an eye out. Check your local listings. Yeah.

If you're in the market for a new trimmer, that works. It works. It definitely works. It's gone. So I may or may not have taken a gummy before this podcast. Yes. Really?

And I'm already feeling it. The Maris, give me one. Please. Please give me one. Gummy me. I want to not fill my feet in 17 minutes. I will say, and this is not an ad. I'm not built for the gummies.

Why? You're going to be honest. I don't have the tolerance. Which one is you? You have. I took the focus one, and I'm really unfocused. Oh, yes. So it doesn't work.

I have no focus. I feel amazing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Everything feels really, really good. You're focused. I'm focused on not dying, but we're recording an episode. I didn't think, because I have no tolerance to THC or weed. Yeah.

So this hits me a little different. The way alcohol hits you is how weed hits me. And I am ever cleared out right now. Half a glass of wine, a woman, she could take me straight home. I'll put up no fight after half. Do whatever with you? Have her way. Oh, man.

Half a glass and I'm just no good after that. Julian still has himself up on the- Do you like the goatee? I found the goatee. I thought you was about to feed me like a little baby bird, baby, D. Communion. Okay, sexy red. I see you now. All right.

Don't hurt nobody. Wait, so, Demaris, is this the DC? hair and we're back. Sorry, I'm still, the gummy still kicking in a little bit. Don't worry, just minor, minor hiccup. Yeah, that's some technical difficulties. But I'm here, I exist. How's everyone feeling? It's been what, two days, three days? No, I saw you yes in the day before that. And last night. It's been a minute, man, I missed you. No, it's not, yeah, it's literally been 17 minutes since the last time I saw you. Well, yes, we are back now. We're not in Philly. I'm off a gummy, so I'm going to do my best to participate in this

Here episode. I'm here. To walk me through. Just keep listening to my voice. Made a mistake, man. No, it's just so cool. I made a mistake. I should have done it after the episode.

No, man. It said focus. It's okay. I got you. I got you. This is the time where you should trust your partner. All right. I got you.

Cool. Your therapist will say trust your partner, right? No. No, your therapist doesn't say that? No. You got to get your money back. Gotta get it back. Well, we're back.

Julian, good to see you. Look at sexy red over there. I'll tell you. you what. I'll tell you one thing. Why are you like this? What? Why are you like? You look good. I'm just saying you look good, baby, that's all I'm saying. You look, you look great. So both of y'all are off gummies this episode. But mine's didn't really kick in you. Look like a fonta girl. Yeah, you look, you look great. Don't you want to a great brunch? You look like a great, like I'm going to a great brunch.

You're sitting there waiting for your girls to show up. And I just send you a bottle of your favorite wine and just leave you alone for the rest of the night. A little sutter home. Yeah, sorry, do. Send a wine. Sending wine to the pretty little wine to the pretty lady with you redhead. You send me to Sutterholm and I'm going to bust you outside your head with what's wrong with Sutterholm? Sutter home. Sutter home at the club is like $80. Yeah, but if it's insane. The fact that Rory knows that, the fact that Rory knows the price of Sutterholm at the club is killing me. Well, typically when you go to a

stereotypical club, they don't have good wine. They have shitty wine that they overcharged. So yeah, they'll sell like a barefoot bottle. That was $60. That was one of the main reasons why I stopped clubbing years ago is because once I stopped drinking, I was like, well, I only drink wine. If I go to the club, I can't order a box. bottle of wine to the table. You can. It's just gonna be shitty wine. Yeah, like,

you know, but who wants to drink shitty wine? You have a crazy headache? Yeah. Who wants that would drink wine at the club other than you? I do.

Like, what's wrong with that? What's wrong with, what's wrong if you see a guy at a table and he orders a bottle of red wine? Like, what's wrong with that? That's not, that's not,

I got to be drinking like. Red wine in the club is super crazy. That's, that's a dangerous game. That's wild. Red wine? Just one little push here. I'm a walking stain.

Oh, that's what's just thinking about fashion? Well, yeah, you'll bump some, yeah, you're gonna, that's, yeah, what are you guys thinking about? Bumps of mine, they're drinking something with cranberry. It's the same, I don't care. No, red wine's a little. Red wine is way worse. Well, who cares?

Cranberry, you're going to have like a little light pink thing. And I'm not walking around a club with a glass of wine. Like, I'm just holding up. Yeah, I'm not doing that. You do it like this with a glass. I'm definitely not doing that. Red wine is like sleepy wine, though. That's what I was saying.

It's either a sleepy wine or a 40 wine. As soon as I leave here, I'm going home to shower and sleep. Yes. So while I'm here from. 12 to 1.30, 2 o'clock, I would like to drink a couple glasses of red wine and leave. What's wrong with that? Red wine over Fed Time. Like, I'm not like those other guys. That's what you try to do at the club.

I just drink wine. I don't drink. Stick my nose up to you, Sirak drinkers. No, I just don't drink that. I just don't drink tequila drink. I don't drink vodka. I don't drink coniac. It's like, can I get a bottle of red wine and chill with the homies? Like, we just kick it for a few hours?

No. My favorite ball is when we force you to take like a tequila shot for like someone's birthday. Maw's shot face is hilarious. Because I don't know how y'all drink that shit. That's like poison. Yeah, no, it is. Like, why? That's the point. What are we doing? Like alcohol poisoning. When you have too much of the poison and you OD. But people actually...

That's like the definition of it. But people actually like love to take shot. I was watching baddies. You know, I'm watching. I'm a baddies. I'm a baddie now. I'd love to see how these two things connect. Yo, I'm watching it and they had got on the flight to go, I guess, the Dominican Republic or something. You could tell it was early in the morning. Girls were still yawning, you know, just woke up. It's three in the afternoon.

And here come Natalie Nuntam. Let's take a shot. I'm like, it can't be no, it's no later than 11 at morning. How are y'all taking shots at 11 a.m.? De Maris and I have a friend like that. 11 a.m.? Taking a shot? Nah, bro.

Off the wake up. We got to have a talk. We got to have it. What y'all going through? There's no way you taking shots at 11 in the morning. I took about the shrooms. That's not vacation. I don't want to hear about vacation. I have to do that every time we're in L.A.

When we, you guys' last L.A. show, I had been drinking since 11 in the morning. That's because you were with that friend. That friend was there. Yeah. I remember. Yeah, there's a common denominator in that whole thing. You've been to L.A. and not drank at 11 a.m., but you were without that person. It's okay for us to notice that our friends are going through something and are crying out for help. Yeah, sure. If any of my friends say, yo, let's take a shot and it's 11 in the morning, I'm going to take him to the side. I'm like, yo, what are you going through? Seriously. What are you going through? What happened?

I took a bunch of shrooms on Saturday night. It was a lot of fun. Are you still on them? No, I wish. I honestly, I took a really long break from shrooms because not that I was like going overboard. It's just they just, just too much. And I took some for the first time in a while and it was so fucking fun. I was up to like 8 a.m. Because I ended up taking like more pretty late in the evening.

And I city biked from Brooklyn home with my friend. It was so funny. We were so funny. Eric Adams needs to crack down on a city. It was so fun. We got kids on shrooms on city bikes around pedestrian. Yeah. Lock them up. We need to get rid of all them damn city bikes.

No, they're incredible. No, they're not. They're incredible. They're not. The fast ones? They think that they have the same rights as drivers. We've better rights. Yeah, I'm tired of them.

Like, get the fuck, get out the way. Yeah, and the city bikers aren't advanced bikers. I am. Like, the guy that has like the whole get up and the tights and the whole thing, like He's a biker. Yeah, and he understands the rules of the road. I'm talking about the casual person that's just trying to get to their next meeting in slacks. Across town and they have a whole suit on on the bike and they just

Like, yo, I don't want to. Oh, yeah. No, that's scary. It's like, bro, get out the wave. You can't even stop. You fall in when you got to slow down. You can't put your foot on the, it's like, what are you doing? Now you're about to fall into the lane of the car and now get hit by car. Now nobody can move. Ironically, we are very trusting as a society that we just allow people with no experience that here's a bike if you have two bucks and just ride through Midtown. It's insane. We have to, it's just too much. That's dangerous. It's too many bikes in New York City now. The mopeds, the bikes, the scooters. It's just, what do we doing? What are we doing? I really, really... Nobody's noticing how it's just like, you've seen scooters and bikes everywhere. I want a scooter so bad. I've always, as a kid, wanted an electric scooter. My parents never said they never would let me get one.

I've always wanted a scooter. That's like my... I really want one. You know those are like super inexpensive. Like, you can get one today if you want. Nah, well, I think of that. Especially in this neighborhood. A thousand bucks.

No, it's not. Or from like 500 to $1,000 to $1,000. The electric ones. The night, I'm not getting like a, bullshit like not the razors. Yeah, I'm not getting like a kick push scooter.

Not the DoorDash ones? No. No, but I really want one. That's just something I've always wanted. It never happens. I wanted one of those those Ray J. Scootie bikes. Yeah.

I mean, I wanted one that was like really bad. I rode one around Hoboken for like three hours, but I just didn't have enough money to buy it. But you got it for three hours? Yeah, it was Billy and Ray J. So why didn't, we're at Hoboken and let us use them? Why did somebody jump me and just

took it home? Go back to Ray and Bill. Billy, like, yo, in Hoboken. It was crazy. They got me. Remember that era of the hover bikes? The hover, hover boards? Hoverboards, yes.

Oh, thank God those things caught on fire. They were so fucking annoying. Oh, that is what happened. They started to get them from the trains everywhere. They couldn't even go into a bank with those things. We had them one time at a, we went through the airport, I think, in L.A. We had them. We was like, when they first came out and we was like, it was so gay of us.

We were on hoverboards going through L-A-X. You and Rory? No. Oh. And we've gone through L.A. You think me and Maul was on hoverboards going through L.A. I would have been insane. That's in that TMZ clip, you guys were riding hoverboards.

Which TMZ clip is this? Oh, there's video footage of Mall doing this? No. No. Absolutely not. You could have been with someone in high profile. I don't know. TMZ just chills at L.AX.

Definitely not. But I like the hoverboards. I'm not mad at it. But I'm glad that that did like go out, go out of style. People had them everywhere. They were in the clubs. The supermarket. They were everywhere.

We did a Paloza photo shoot. one. I'm sorry? That's sick. It's cool. Never came out. Ooh. That's Mike Tyson, by the way. Yeah. Oh, he didn't feel that. Mm. Mm. Mm. Mm. Oh. Right on his back. My back is broken. You know when you fall and you don't bounce, like you just fall like splat?

That means you hurt. Yeah. You got to take a second to gather your soul and your blood get to flowing again. You know, I had no issue with the hoverboards. It was just in like small areas, public places. Like, I don't want to be waiting in line. there's someone on a hoverboard. Literally doing the I Am legend behind me. I hated them. What do you guys think about the big wheel? Just the one wheel that people ride.

Those scare the shit out of me. But that guy's always dressed in a full suit. Yeah, you have to. Yeah, you can't wear casual clothes. And they wear like helmets because those things cook. Yeah. They move. Are they easy to ride though?

Oh, yeah. They terrify me. This is the one I'm talking about. Yeah, those are crazy. I like those. Look at that. He's flying. Yeah, you wear like a bike helmet.

like a motorcycle helmet with this. The guys in the city are like Wall Street guys and full suits that I see. Same. Yeah. Any way to move around the city. Because they're the only ones that can afford that shit. And they're in the bike lanes. Like they're not going 45 miles an hour.

Like get in the road. This photo, this guy's on the FDR. Yeah, they take them on the freeway. Yeah, they'd be on the street with those. They're not in the bike lane with those. No, yeah. They go. The FDR is crazy.

The FDR is nuts. So a video that I guess Rihanna posted of her in Manhattan. Yeah, that's why I need a scooter. Because if someone telling me, Brianna's showing ass in Harlem, I'm getting right on the scoot. But why we don't never, like, as many times as I've walked that exact block.

Never happen to you. I've never seen, I've probably been robbed on that block. Never seen Rihanna just standing on the block having an impromptu photo sessions. Stars weren't a line for you. I would crash my city bike if I saw Rihanna do this. But she almost doesn't,

because New York City, obviously we know it's a city of fashion and beautiful women. I felt like if Rihanna was walking down the street dressed like that, exactly like that with no security, nothing, no cameras, most people, obviously some people would recognize that that's Rihanna, but most people would probably walk right past her. Yeah, absolutely.

Everyone's in their phones anyways. Everyone's in their phones. It's New York. It's like, oh, that's Rihanna, who cares? It's like that New York is at it. But not even that. I just feel like they wouldn't even recognize her. They'd just be focused on their phone or the street

and maybe one person, but is that Rihanna? Yeah, then it's... Because unless you have like all the bodyguards and everything. It's like, yo, is that Rihanna? Then it's like, no, that can't be Rihanna. Like she would have a bunch of bodyguards. Your friend tells you just shut up. Yeah, she just looked like a cute, a cute girl walking down the street.

But where were we at, though? Because I felt like we had a photo shoot on that same block. I feel like we walked that block at least 30 times. Never seen Rihanna. DeMara. So Rihanna's message here is she just seems like she's shelving the six-pack till next summer. but her summer goal is matching her shoes to her panties. Are you jumping on board with this trend?

Do you want to see? I mean, I saw. She's matching her shoes to her panties? That's what she's saying. That's what she's, that's her message here. That's the new trend now. So if you see whatever shoes she got on,

that's what color. But the Merritt has green underwear on according to this trend. Green new balance underwear. She would always match the brand. She would never. Actually do, though, but yeah. Really?

Mm-hmm. You have green underwear right now with your green sneakers? Mm-hmm. You did that on purpose or was that like in the name of Rihanna? Just fashion like, you know. You know. It just comes to you.

Comes to you. No. You wake up in the morning. That's what you're doing. Do you try to match your panties? Like your underwear to your footwear? No. I don't actively think about it.

No. But it goes all together because you usually got to match the underwear in some shape or form to what you have on. So. I guess so. Like you're not going to wear white drawers with black sweats. You have white drawers on right now? I might have on white drawers right now. Really?

Is that something you can't do? White draws with black pants? Well, I would just think that sometimes it might show through. For example, if he had, well, it will show more if he had. If I had on white pants, black drawers would be funny. Yeah, that's what I'm saying, white pants with black drawers? What kind of sweats you think I got on that my underwear would showtime? No, I mean, like, you know when you go to stand up?

You got a nice little yoga pants? Could be linen. I'm never wearing linen pants. Never? Not even when you were. You got the Russell Simmons? Puerto Rico? You don't wear linen pants?

You wearing like triple thick cotton? You had sweat pants on in Puerto Rico? Swimming trunks Like shorts Like the entire time Like you didn't go to the grocery store With trunks? I can't go to the grocery store

With trunks on I don't own white Under like white boxer briefs You don't own white boxer briefs No You know white probably A little skit mark over here You're doing that

Skitt you're gonna take those off And there be a surprise in there Little Kit Kat sitting in there for you No just A little Halloween Kit Kat The little one You go to little Halloween Kit Katz He don't want to wear white

He don't want to wear white underwear Have a surprise He'd take it off He might be cooking up with a girl He was like whoa Can't show those You know you They bought an underwear up

Nah Taking your draws The moment you take them off You ball them up Throw them in a bed You can't have skit marks After a certain age Like come on man

What are you doing? Well if you know you're about To hit a chick for the first time And you've been waiting for a while Like do you put a special pair of draws on Like when you know you're gonna get some pussy One with no holes Oh, I go commando actually

With denim Yeah. Shorter craving jeans. Yeah. Jeans and nothing underneath. Fuck it. You don't have your special draws? Like the ones that you know, like I'm going out Saturday.

I'm getting some pussy. I'm going to wear these. No, I do have the drawers that are like, they're a little, like the cotton is a little more. Breathable? Not, yeah, I guess. Like, certain polo underwear that I have is like the cotton is a little thinner. So like when you're going out, you know, it kind of feels like you have on like Italian underwear. You know what I mean?

Like you have a nice shirt on, a nice pair of jeans. There's like an Italian is wrapped around you. You can't put Haynes on when you're going out to dinner. No, I definitely can't. I definitely put on Haynes to go out to dinner. Oh, no, come on, man. I have certain underwear that I wear when I go to castings. Why is that?

Because like during a casting, they pretty much, not castings, fit castings. It's like they, you have to be, it's nice to meet you. And then two minutes later you're in nothing but underwear and they're measuring you. So I don't want to pull up with like, you know, old underwear on. You should probably just throw those out. Whichever ones you're thinking about when you say old. Well, no, I keep the old ones around.

Like, it's not like an in case of emergency. But like, if I'm going to play basketball or like go to the gym, then like I'll wear some raggedy ass shit. I don't care about that. I'm not like wearing the old stuff in public for a day. Like go work out, play basketball. So that's like y'all guys version of like period panties. I didn't know y'all had like period panties.

Oh, yeah. I got a few. You got a few. Honestly, the nice thing is when the nice pair, like the quality pair start to wear down, then like you kind of upgrade. Like my new period panties are quite nice. Because they were the nice. They were a premium and now they're once a month.

Yeah. I have some designer shit that has like moved into walk to the supermarket pants. Yeah. It's weird how that works. I had a pair underway on one time and I sat down and used to use the bathroom. And I noticed I had like holes on the side of them. Oh, yeah. I said, why am I living like this? Thick ass thighs.

I threw them, she's right in the garbage. I was like, why am I living like this? Because you don't notice the hole in it, like, when you wash and dried them. And so you put them on. So you put them on, you, you sit down on the toilet and you see, like, the floor through your drawers. You're like, that's it. Because that's, you're like, yo. My nuts have been exposed this inside of time.

I don't know if it's the same for women underwear, but that's where the men, the hole in boxer briefs usually manifest. In the thigh part. No, like in the whole, like, your balls can kind of hang through. Yeah. That's not that. Like, mine's just like on the leg. On the leg. Oh, really?

Mine's always like literally underneath. D'Maris. We do, we thick. We got, I know, because I'll wear men's boxer briefs. Not thick. Okay, I'm sorry. I wear men's boxer briefs. You know, the hip ratio can stretch out the band.

No, it's literally the thigh, like the inner part of the thigh. It's like when you pull them up, you put them on, it's like. Well, I mean, it's two stress points from the side of your hip to there. So it's being stretched more based off your hip ratios. Mm. Stop talking about my hip. When I dip you dip, we dip. No.

No. No, but your balls hanging out your drool. you got it. I don't know what that is. But the pair that had happened to, I think I wore them a few days ago. They're great. I still like them. And you can't see them. So if like I'm saying I'm with a girl or whatever, this really would be the only time anyone else would see them. Like face, face on, you can't see the hole. So it's like, turn around. Why would I I'm not turning around

I'm bending over Like I'm not No but you have a hole in you I don't you should just throw those out Yeah Yeah that's what I'm Then they just They're not really

Convo one Or like workout ones You have other ones that are basketball ones Your draw should not have holes And I'm like they can be loose Julian They could be faded Once you see holes in

I'd rather have there be a little hole Than then loose Luce sucks Because then that's when they start riding And it's like You're always tugging in and justin Just throw them out When the last time y'all wore

Boxers like boxers she does i i wear boxer briefs not boxers i thought you stole boxing high school maybe yeah yeah high school probably high school the plaid one i don't know where they was trying to take us with those maybe for freshman year in college and they would go down to like my knee my front of my like there's so long so disgusting like it's crazy that we was really going to school so much fabric like think about what boxer it's just the elastic on the waistband and that's it curtains just elastic up Pier curtain.

What is that? Who told us that was cool to put those on? Because it had like cool designs and shit. I don't know. Well, then there was the whole thing if it's tight, it's gay. That was always that's really, if we want to get to the root of it. And when we were in middle school. It was the tidy, whiteys, the ones that don't have like no leg.

It was like the ones that are like the wrestling drawers. Yeah, like those was like unacceptable. I'll do. I want even worse. I used to wear basketball shorts under my jeans sometimes. Yeah. Oh, damn. Y'all was dirty.

I never got on that. And then boxers under that. Yeah, we was heathens. As stinking. Just heathens. Outside all day jeans and basketball shorts. Where are you going? What was the point?

It was the excuses to be, yo, if I spend a night in my man, crib. Oh, no. What? If I hoop after school, if you hoop after school. That's my question. And it was sometimes it was cold in the morning

and like started to warm up and you just wanted to, you know. Yeah, but you had a locker. Yeah, but that was cool. Like just put them in the, no. Or long johns. Remember long johns? Of course.

I was about to say, just wear some long johns. Like basketball shorts was nasty. Do y'all still wear long johns? Hell yeah. Yeah. Like during a wintertime? I don't, but I should.

Thanks. I'm on board. No, I'm not here to show you guys. It sounds like a good idea. I wait them around the house though. But that's like my pajamas sometimes. Like I'll put on long johns and just chilling the grip. I love seeing girls in Long John's.

You definitely slip into something more comfortable and come back out with your Long John. That's my, yo, I'm going to go change. I'll be right back. Commando with the Long John. Just having to go everywhere. You got to show her the goods. a little bit. Women need to bring back slips because I'm tired of these women

walking around, nipples out, ass out, I can see through everything. Bring the slip back. Remember slip? Oh yeah. You used to have to wear that. Well, y'all don't, but used to have to wear that underneath. A dress. My grandmother wouldn't let me go anywhere without a slip. Yeah. It's like a wife beater. I mean, they want to show nipple and ass.

It's kind of like a wife beater, but it's usually like made of satin or silk because your nipples can't poke through. Like you can't see the color of your underwear. Like, now girls are wearing skims, which is technically boxer briefs. Skims. They're wearing just outside. Kanye's wife is wearing.

See through. Nothing left to that imagination. Nothing. I love it. What a time to be a love. Yeah, I do miss that. Like, you're spoiled. Everything's out in the open. What's the point of getting you all these drinks and talking you for

hours if I'm literally staring at your nipples? Go on the beat off. That should have been the surprise. Like, why are we? You're led with the nipple. It's like we just sat down and my dick is just on the chair. It would save us all so much time. Yeah. We could just go

back to mine. Go back to mine. Okay. If we did see Rihanna, would you guys stop and watch her do her TikTok? If what? You have to. It's Rihanna. I feel like you would wait. I'm so fucking high.

Roy J. You just processed the video. Why would you But there was obviously a bunch of security guards, and it took a while to shoot. Would you guys stop? Yes. Like, would you form?

Okay. I didn't know if you guys too cool. Like, New York, I was walking. Because that has to be weird to do it in front of a crowd. I would say, hey, you look good, bitch and keep walking. You would call Rihanna bitch? You would just say, hey, you look good bitch and keep walking? Like, not a bitch, but like a bitch, like that.

Damaris is lying. She's definitely trying to get a picture in a video. I'm not. Yeah. Who do y'all? She'd be next to the bodyguard. There's no way. You know me.

That's Rihanna. Oh, wait, listen, we're not talking about just the average. That's Rihanna. Even more so. I'm not into, Rihanna's doing something. She's working. I'm never interrupting. She ain't working.

She's just going where she going, taking video. The shoes she has on her feet are part of a brand that she's collaborating with. Rihanna is always working. You even peep. She's not always, I'm just saying it right there. That's not like, if you was walking down that street, you would say she would, if you spoke to her, she would speak back. There's nobody else out there.

That's what. At the Eiffel Tower, that street? No, not that street. Okay. Why did that, uh, Rocky? Why did they put the, uh... No, that's her lip gloss. She's a partner in with, um, the Olympics.

With Paris? Yes, but in the original picture, that's Rocky, not her fucking lip. Oh, I didn't know that that was originally Rocky. These chicks are putting emojis over our faces. I'll take that. Well, that's her branch. That's her product. Yeah.

Promote that. At least Rocky got replaced with that. How's the... We take a girl out and she put an emoji over. I want to try to finty, uh, the men's underwear. I want to try them. I'll buy you some. I want the skims, man underwear.

Yeah, I want those two. That looks great. Yeah, I mean, we need under. I'm glad that these women brands are like. Including y'all? Yeah, give us something and like, you know, y'all, women understand texture and feel and things. Y'all pay attention to the details.

So it's good to see Rihanna and Kim. Like, listen, like, we feel good and look good in our underwear. Let's do something for the men, too. So what we got? Haynes, Polo, Hill Figure. Ethica. Calvin Klein. Ethica.

I don't like those silk ethicas. I can't wear shit like that. Silk doesn't sit well with you? Nah, I can't wear silk underwear. I can't do it. Balls is sweaty. Basketball shorts. Much better, right?

That bitch. I don't wear basketball shorts with no underwear. There was a callback to when we used to. Never mind. Oh, yeah. Nasty times. Yeah. Remember that.

Listen, we both hide, man. It's okay. Peas, just edit. It's chopping up. Roy, you didn't look and see that it said THC on the bottle when you took them? Yeah, no, I know it had THC. Oh, you? Oh, I didn't.

I thought you thought that they were. He's just going through the motions right now. He's fine. Just breathe. You'll be okay. I got you. Speaking of breathing, LeBron and Cocoa Gough. Is that he's the last name?

Yeah. I don't get the breathing connection, but okay. Well, they're athletes. They have to. You got to control your breathing when you're some of the greatest athletes. You have to know how to reserve your tanks. They are selected as the official flag bearers for the USA Olympics. I think LeBron is going to be.

a flag bearer for a few years to come, even after he's finished playing. He's probably the biggest athlete at Nike. Obviously, Nike is sponsoring the Olympic Games. But this is a dope moment for LeBron to be a flag bearer. Cocoa golf, one of the young, great tennis players that we have, two African-Americans. This is dope. This is dope. Who's your top five dead or alive flag bearers? Flag bearers? I'm not, I'm no. Sue Bird was one. Okay. Outside of that, I don't know who held the flag in 2020.

I don't know who the flag bears were in 2020. Well, Simone Bowles in the closing ceremony. So we think this is just the LeBron racket now. Moving forward, no more other bear. Well, because it's Nike. It's Nike. They have other athletes. Yeah, but LeBron is probably the biggest Nike athlete.

I feel like Brony Jr. should have done it, my opinion. See, why you got to? What? Why? What? He's a young. athlete. He's a young athlete with so much potential.

He was drafted. He was drafted. Exactly. Michael Phelps did. See, Michael Phelps was a flag. Yeah, so 2016. Michael Phel. Rio. We had a flag bearer that was a cross-country skier. I was going to say, I'm not going to lie. A lot of the names on these lists are from some, like, non, like not from the major sports.

Like last, in Beijing, curling and speed skating were our two representatives. And then bobsled on the closing ceremony. You know, we had like asked the question if you weren't a podcaster, what's another dream of yours? I would love to do the curling thing. I think the way I mop at the crib, I really feel like I could smoke that sport. I went to the American Mall in Jersey to watch curling because I'm that weird. Like you really... You do that dollo? Yeah. I took a Mara.

Yo, stop doing that. Because whenever you say that, I can't argue with you because you got your daughter with you. So then it's like, you try to make it cool. Like, oh, you took your daughter. She needed to experience curling from first time. Amara didn't know where the hell she was. Didn't make her no difference whether they were curling. I'm laying the seeds now. Okay. Exposing it to the sport.

Yes. And then when she does her curling MVP award speech, she'll be like, yeah, my first memory was my dad showing me curling. I watched the Simone Biles documentary on Netflix. Oh, you do. They're following her. Now, I guess they're still filming for the Olympics in Paris. I forgot that that happened. to her at the last Olympics where she um she pulled out of the competition because she she had

what they call the twisties yeah i didn't i didn't know that that's what it was i always thought it was like an injury or something what is that what are the twisties so the twisties are basically when you can't make your mind and your body connect so she would flip and be in the air and have no idea where she was in the air yeah which is extremely dangerous considering she's she goes up 12 feet so it means you don't know what you're landing on whether it be your head your neck your feet so she had to pull out. It's a mental thing. And she, to this day, gets slammed by so many analysts.

And they basically said she pulled out on her team. And they just... Yeah, I mean, but that's not anything else. Go jump on that trampoline with the Twisties, bro. Let me know how you do. But good luck to Simone Bowles and the rest of the gymnast for Team USA. Hopefully they come back with another gold medal. Simone Bowles is already, like, the most decorated gymnast of all times.

I thought it was Michael Phelps. but obviously it's Simone now. So shout out to Team USA gymnast team. August, right? Olympic start? No, this Friday. This Friday. Today when this comes out. Jesus Christ.

Yeah, this week. What are we doing recording then? We have to see archery. Yeah, we have to look at our country. We have to support our country. As much as we don't like wearing flag shit, anytime Olympic year happens, I feel like all the USA shit goes crazy.

Yeah. Like we put aside our hate for this country when Kith does a collab. Mm-hmm. All the USA shit looks amazing. Because it's only what, every, what, four, four years? Yeah, four years. You know, you get a chance to get some of your favorite brands.

Nike obviously does some dope releases around the Olympics. I've seen Kith has a dope one that they're dropping as well. Yeah, Nike is. But I like it, though, because you get to, you know, it's your country, USA, and then you get to have these pieces for until the next Olympics. I got some sneakers from the last Olympics. I think I never wore probably wear them this year. Are you rooting for Canada through a lot of this, though?

How are you balancing that? Well, Ken, those are our neighbors to the north. Friendly neighbors. Friendly neighbors. Part of the culture, in my opinion. I would like to see who's playing for the... Definitely part of the culture. I would like to...

But a lot of the guys that are in the NBA are Canadian. So the Canadian national team is going to be pretty good. Yeah, we were talking, was it on last episode or just off mic of that this year is going to be drastically different? It's going to be tough. It's going to be tough. That Canadian team, they got some pretty good guys on that team this year. So it's going to be tough for USA.

I didn't realize that Kevin Durant wasn't playing yet. And these games, like, these games have been kind of close, like almost too close. But obviously, it doesn't really count right now. But when Kevin Durant comes back, I think it's going to be drastically different. Drastically. You think so? Yeah. I mean, he makes, Katie makes a difference.

I've been watching these games, these exhibition games. I just, I think that they're running into the issue where there's not enough basketball, like, to go around. Well, people have to kind of, that is the thing with a team with so much talent, a lot of people going to have to tuck their egos. Yeah. And take on different roles, whether they just be, you know, specifically playing defense, rebounding. But I think that, I think these guys, they have the right people that you can kind of tell don't have a problem doing that as far as putting their ego to the side. But I just think the talent, obviously, around the world on every other team is so good at this point. I don't know if this USA team can get gold.

They should, especially when Katie comes back, but it's going to be tough, though. This is going to be a tough year. Shout out to Lou Aldang, too. What he's been able to do with the South Sudan team. He went out and went back to his homeland and completely built that program from the ground up. I mean, it didn't even exist. He had to build, like, literally out of his pocket facilities and everything to get the team together. and what he's been able to do over the last few years

as far as having them at this level of competition and taking the USA team down to the last, what, minute. I mean, I think that's pretty impressive. So shout out to Lou Old Dang and everything that he's doing over there back in Sudan. Maul, who is responsible for this Drake leak? Whose crib we're going to this weekend? Me, you and Chubbs.

Drake is responsible. Oh, he leaked it? Oh, so he out to his crib? What's up? Because he leaked his record. who's showing up to whose ever house leaked it Drake's house?

No. Me, you and shows? All right, never mind. Forget it. There goes my dress. I didn't even hear this record until y'all played it.

You've had it for months, that's why. No, really. You're definitely going to tweet when this comes out. Oh, this. Oh, finally you're hearing this. This old thing.

Yo, glad y'all finally getting to. No, I never heard it. I heard it when we played it earlier in the studio, but we could play. I give a little taste. A little taste. A little taste.

Jet it's so big, feel like a boat Stay in the flow I'm watching the most I'm playing the clothes SOD I feel like that's already too much Yeah, you know He really took a risk on this one

Yeah, regular Drake formula Sounds good, cool I'll listen to it Get it on the first listen Get the bars, captions Yeah pacify them Mm-hmm

Nice bounce, nice groove to it Um I hope this is a leak And like not the final version because I was not a fan of Yaddi's verse whatsoever on this. I didn't even understand what Yadi was said when he first came. That's why I hope it's like a reference.

That's not really the final. Because that's worse in that last Playboy Cardi verse where I don't understand one fucking word he says. But that's called like sauce. Like you got to kind of... There's no sauce. It's just gibberish. And you get lost in the sauce. You got lost in the sauce.

It's not like Ryan Leslie gibberish where there's sauce. It was gibberish. He was just making noises. That's sauce. That's style. I don't even know what I'm saying. I'm in a booth having a good time. Get with it.

If you get the vibe. If you get the vibe, you get it. If not, go listen to something else. I don't know. Yeah, safe, cool, regular Drake song. Yeah. I don't know what people really want in this. He's clearly chosen aside.

He's going to continue to feed the core fan base that loves every last thing he does and not listen to any of us idiots on Twitter. They're like rap more, bro. Making music. Making music. He doesn't care about us, guys. Summertime, let's have a good time. let's dance

making music man yeah but what do you want from him like that's my question get back to this that's what I'm saying like I look this is just this is like one of a hundred

Drake songs that sound like this but that's what you should do just make shit you know is just like good get back to the music get back to the grooves get back to you know being the soundtrack

of a good time and having fun just get back to that I just wish he wasn't doing everything with Yadi that's my only criticism you don't you're not you're not

you're kind of done with the Drake I'm good on that collab for the time being. Her loss was fantastic. I know Yadi had a lot to do with that. How much did he have to do? I'm not here to hate, but how much did he really have to do with it? He was credited for kind of like A&Ring and taking over that whole project.

Okay. And doing like a lot of background vocals and which he smoked. And I think for that project, they took time and really leaned into it. Everything else since her loss, at least on my, from my point of view, when he collaborates with Yadi, just seems like it just seems. But this is probably not new. They probably didn't record. It's probably something they have.

No, yeah, probably not. In the files. You know what I'm saying? Just out of just... Because who played it? Was it Kai? Kai has, yeah, premiered this on a stream. Kai premiering a record is hilarious.

He's done it before. No, but I'm just saying, just think about that for a second. Like a streamer is premiering a record from arguably one of the biggest artists in the world on his live, on his stream. Like, times are so different, man. But I'm with Julian. I don't know if Yadi has been my... favorite sidekick

I mean that respectfully of Drake making music I'm definitely more of a Drake and 40 guy than I ever will be of a new era

Drake and Yadi because it just sounds like Yadi's experimenting and working on new shit that's not flushed out and then Drake being the older person

is like well if that's what you're on let's do it and they put out half-ass music yeah and I don't want to sound like a criticism towards Yadi I like Yadi's music

I really like that experimental album he did. That, to me, is a great sound for him. Yaddi's album? Yeah. Love this album. But it's just, I don't know, the rapping side of Yadi, it's hit or miss for me. And when him and Drake seem to do it together, it just kind of more often than not is a miss for me. I do think that at the end of, you know, obviously all of this is kind of tapering off as far as the battle goes.

I do think at some point when Drake decides to get to like just straight rapping like not the grooves not the partying like just straight bars I do think we're going to hear a different a new Drake when it comes to

just rapping I mean I think like I was saying before I think he's focused on the other half of his fan base as a recent right now and think he's going to stick that way for quite some time I think he's on some fuck y'all like I'm really going to

about to change my career for the haters that love real hip hop on the internet? Or should I just feed my fan base that loves this shit? That's just what I personally think where Drake is at right now. After y'all paid family matter, not y'all, everybody in this room loved it, but after they paid family matters dust, I think he's good. Yeah.

I don't know if he's... You said he... I don't know if he's in this revenge. I want to show y'all how much I can rap shit anymore. No, I think he was during the scary hours to deluxe and into this battle to some degree. and I think he's now just like, yo, fuck y'all.

Like, no, I'm just going to keep doing what I know my core fan base loves and it's this leak right here. Yeah, obviously, yeah, but I do think, though, once he gets into the bars and rapping, I do think we're going to sense a different tone

and a different energy in those type of bars. Like the timestamp type of records, intros to the album, like when it's just time for him to just go, off, I do think it's going to be a different, a different version of Drake around this time, only because coming out of everything that just happened, I do think that his approach

and his mind is a little different and a little probably more aggressive in his bars. He's wrapped. Because this is a groove record. We know what that is. He's wrapped extremely well about everyone being against him for years when they weren't against him. I can only imagine how he's actually going to rap now that they are. Because he's pretended to be hated for like his whole career.

Now it finally happened. So now I'm really Or he knew that he was hated. Or he knew that he was hated. He knew that it was fake. He checked his request DMs. I'm just saying, you know, he probably knew all of this would happen at one point.

But I do. Eminem told him. Well, yeah. Most of those emcees back then told me what was going to happen. But yeah, I do think that he's approaching the bar is different this time around. I think he's going to sound a lot different than because if you listen to early Drake

and listen to Drake now, the rapping, the style, everything, the cadences, totally different. His tone is different. I think coming out of this battle, the same thing is true. His tone is going to be different. His approach to the bars and metaphors are going to be different. I think that it definitely changed him as an artist. I think for the better.

Some people feel like it's going to affect his career. His career is affected. He's not going to be the same. I do think he's not going to be the same, but I think it's going to be a better. What's because nothing was? Mm. Thought it be different. The harmony.

What's your? Do you think he'll outsell Eminem? Was it 287? First week? That's what the death of some slim shady did. 287? Big slim. Just where?

Big problem. I don't, like, y'all telling me, I don't. You're not buying these numbers, is what you're saying. I just 287. And I don't, and again, maybe, like y'all said, it's not my algorithms. I just, I don't hear in moving around outside. I don't hear the music. And I know Eminem's music is not playing.

Eminem's music is playing in stadiums and arenas and things like that. Me and Pete's crew. Meet you and Peage's house. I know that. But I'm just saying it, when you say 287 now, I should feel some of that music is all I'm saying. Well, Ma, what do you hear? No.

What do you hear? There's songs with a billion streams that you've never heard. Like, it's just outside of your bubble. No. Have you ever heard, think about you, think about me. Is that me espresso? Have you heard it? Oh, that's that...

I feel like I heard that in Zara. The new white bitch, the Sabrina Carpenter. That was just so unnecessary. What? They're propping her up to be like this thing. She's so mid. She's just,

there's nothing special about that girl. My point in singing that is all. It's been on the top of the charts for forever. Have you heard Shibuzi's, um, tipsy? That song's hard. Okay. I heard that. Um, well, Houdini is number seven on Billboard right now.

I'm trying to think of what else. My point is, half the songs on Billboard, you've never heard because you're not the demographic. No, I've heard, I've heard the music. I'm just saying like for an emcee and artists like Eminem, he just dropped an album. And then you say, yo, it debuted at number one, which we probably guessed it would. Then say, yo, it did $287,000 first week.

I'm just saying, I think I didn't, I don't even feel like I haven't heard any of the music anywhere. I haven't seen nobody posting videos to it on social media. Like, I just haven't felt the Eminem album yet. Yeah. an Eminem TikTok trend I'm gonna say anybody gonna do a walkaway video to fucking

kill your mom yeah but I mean no but you know how some of the girls do the makeup tutorials and Eminem has that animated those animated bars where if you're doing

like a makeup tutorial type of thing or the makeup videos you would think that somebody I would hear that music somewhere okay well first

the type of music that Eminem makes and is risky and the type of shit that he says especially on this album no brand creator is ever going

to do anything to Eminem, especially big brand creators to Eminem music. Yes. It's you're asking to be canceled. No way. He's on there, paying all types of information. So the makeup artist ain't taking risks?

No. Nah. They're not risking two, three million dollars a year. They're not doing that. Also, brands not letting them post that. Yeah, exactly. Eminem song at all. And they're not clearing it.

Yeah, but I have not felt like an Eminem album drop is what I'm saying. When Eminem. relapse dropped. Did you feel that in the streets? And that's when it was CDs and iTunes. Of course. You were, name one song from that album. I'm terrible with titles. You know that. Why you keep attacking my weaknesses? Oh, damn. You don't remember my mom or insane or Tanya or bagpipes. Damn what Tanya do. That was, those were humming in the streets mall. When relapse dropped, you knew relapse the album dropped. Like you felt that album that Eminem had an album. I remember when it dropped. Nobody talked about it. and it sold $600,000 in the first week.

People were talking about relapse, bro. What are you talking about? They definitely were not. Yes, they were. It didn't even have like a real single. It don't have to have a real single. I'm saying when Eminem put that album out, when Eminem put that album out, people knew an Eminem album had just dropped.

Like, people were talking about the album. Yeah, but that's always been the case with M. Like, even here. I'm just saying right now, it doesn't feel like anybody's talking about this job. So that in this right up, well, this kind of goes against what you're saying. But like, this is always the M&M and the case with Eminem. Commercially, the project has undoubtedly. been a success, right? 2087, that

whatever. Critically, like, people that actually know music can talk about it for a living, cough, cough. It sucks. Pitchfork gave it a 4.8. The needle drive, Anthony gave it a 5 out of 10. This Metacritic gave it a 48 out of 100. So it's always been the case with Eminem. He's like, counterculture, me against the world,

but he'll still do stupid numbers. It's just dog shit music. We know he's going to do numbers because he's as big of an artist as he is. What I'm just saying is, I'm just comparing the times now how an artist, like, Eminem can drop an album and it doesn't feel like he dropped an album. I mean, I don't know.

Candice Owens did a whole two-hour segment about it. Like every media person was talking about it. I felt like people knew an Eminem album came out. I'm not saying anyone replied back and was like, yo, it sounds great. But they knew it existed and people clicked it. So, yeah, 287 makes sense to me. He's Eminem. No, he's definitely Eminem.

I'm just saying the music to me is just, I don't know, man. I can kind of see why artists are now hesitant with putting out music. I get it. Because of M? Not because of M. But it's like when you're an artist like M&M, right, your legacy is already cemented.

You have nothing to prove. You putting out a new project is strictly for, you know, creative. You just want to get this energy out, put something into the world, whatever. Eminem probably doesn't even care about numbers because at this point it's an autopilot. He knows what he's. going to do. I'm just talking about the way people hold on. How long do we hold on to art and music now? It's like we move past it after we listen for the first two hours, three hours. If it's not like we don't even talk about it, don't go back to it. You don't feel the music when you're moving around.

If it's like- If it's good music, you do. If it's good music, yes. Obviously if it's like the music that is, I guess people are gravitating towards now to sound and energy, if you are able to touch all of those bases and people are like, this is it. this shit is hard. Then yes, naturally, but I'm just saying when you're somebody like an M&M at this level, should you even put out music in this type of environment?

I think he has like the least amount of stress or worry because it doesn't matter. He's going to be fine regardless. He's cemented. He's a legend. He can just put out whatever the fuck he wants. Meanwhile, other artists that are up and coming

that don't have that luxury, not to say M didn't earn that luxury, but have that luxury. Every last move they make could make or break their entire fucking career. That to me is more scary. Like, I'm scared to put music out because if I put out the wrong thing, this could

fuck my entire career up. Ice spice. One bad song and you're putting clocks on her. Cardi B. Cardi, terrified. She's terrified. I think M is in a bracelet. I get it. I get it. I can understand why somebody like Cardi would be hesitant. Like, even though it's been five years, six years?

Yeah. That's a long time. Especially having the success that you had on your album. that's a long time to not drop another hour. Eight years, I think, actually. I thought that was 2018. Oh, it was. I'm sorry. I thought 2016. It was 2018. That's a long time. Like, I'm not saying, but I can understand it because maybe when she has the album done, because this is a real thing. Like, you've made music.

When you have the album done in your mind, the pulse and the energy that's out there now can completely change. Like, my album is not serving that. It's not going to. contribute to that. Rory did it like seven times. But the great artists are the ones that can dictate the change and kind of manipulate the change and

Beyonce, for example, released a dance album and then everybody started releasing dance albums shortly after. You see what I'm saying? You got to be able to influence what's going on like, yo listen, that's cool, but this is what we're doing now. Let's do this, let's do that. But a lot of artists

don't have that ability and then they send the studio make an album, think that they got the album done, and they're like, yo, like, nobody's going to even connect to that sound. Longevity amongst fans to be able to have that type of power to change the sound where enough people would hear it. Because there's plenty of talented artists that have a completely different sound that could dictate and shift everything,

but only 10,000 people heard it. So you need to be an artist like Beyonce to really do that these days. I don't know if there's, I mean, Frank coming. out with nostalgia was the last time I can kind of remember like an unknown changing a genre of it. That has to come after album four or five, I feel like. I would go, I might be reaching. I think what Cash Cobain is doing with sexy drill is changing the sound of the drill scene right now. The sexy drill, which is more about women and sex and I look good and kind of that. kind of thing. It's like change it. It's not so much shoot them up anymore. Like when you go out

and new, I can only speak for New York and the type of places that play those types of music, I'm not hearing the hard drill anymore. I'm hearing the sexy drill. And a bunch of New York artists are now copying that. Just talking about recent. Yeah, no, I meant to a smaller degree. I definitely see that. Yes, to a degree. Yes. But I mean, I'm saying more like, I mean, 808s would be like the biggest example of this, but even like the love below. things shifted but had Andre done that on Southern Playlistic

Cadillac Funking music it wouldn't have shifted because he didn't have the reach that he had at the time and I think that's especially harder now for someone to come in I think Tizo came in and did a pretty good job but I don't know if I've heard like any real shift amongst everyone because of it I just don't know if that happens anymore

I think we are going to start to see a change in the type of artists that are pushed though. I think we get into that point. Like when future came out, things changed. For sure. For sure. I don't know if that artist exists the way it used to.

I feel like it just exists for the person. Like the person is just known for that sound. So we always talk about like Anderson Pack. Every time you know when it's one of his records, whether it's his song or he's featured on it. there's just a sound that comes with that. But I don't think that changed the scope of the way drums are laid or the way song

sound in general. Like Tommy Richmond is another example of that. I feel like Anderson added a bop to certain hip hop. Now, I mean, like when him and Mac, what was the name of a... Dang. Bang. Like, when that came out, when Mac was one of the first rappers to take that, that pack sound and put it on hip-hop.

I saw a lot of artists start doing that type of shit, what we used to call barefoot music. Like that definitely, I feel like Anderson Pack did change hip hop a lot. Everyone kind of has that certain bop record. I hear Med do it a lot now, too. Like, even more of the ratchet side takes Pax sound. A lot of records I've heard sound that way. He added that.

And then Doja Cat, you know, took it to the next level. That's your girl. That album is still hard, DVD. Scarlett. Why look at me and say it? It is. I believe you. I know, because I know you fuck with it.

But that album, I was listening to that Doja Cat album another day. Like, Doja to me is like, she might be underrated. That's how good I think Doja Cat is. She might come- One of the biggest pop stars ever. I still think she's underrated. Okay. I still don't think Doja Cat.

You think she's underrated as a rapper. 100%. I agree. No, as an artist. I'm talking about the full package. Really? Visually, musically. Performance.

Performance. I think Doja is like she's super underrated as big as she is as much you know as ticket she sells people don't talk about Doja Cat enough for me I think if she didn't go as weird because her ascension after

what was that album that just took her put on a whole other planet her planted her she was in it like the zeitgeist of superstardom she's the face of pop and then all like the weird the foot shit her dating history all

If all that stuff stayed in the dark and never like came to light, I think she'd still be in that. Because she was. She had that crown. She was heralded as like the pop star. She started running from the limelight too. But that, I mean, yeah, I think she just leaned into the person that she always is. I'm not saying I'm not faulting her for that. She, that's just, she is a, you know, left of center.

Like, she's into weird shit. That's fine. She still has an amazing career. But if she really wanted to be that like mega, mega star, she would have had to, you know, hide that part of herself. But she could, I mean, she'll do festivals. I'm so mad I didn't catch her show in LA. I think we landed the day after her show.

Really? I was so mad about that. Because that's the one person that I haven't seen live that I want to see live. It's Doja Cat. Like to me, she's like, I would love to see Doja Live. She's one of those, you know, artists that we're going to look back on and be like, yo, she was amazing for years. Are you going to draft her in the vocalist competition on Patreon? Not as a vocalist, no.

We had on your top five of all time. No, not vocalist. I saw her on tour at the Williamsburg Music Hall years ago. 2019, I saw her right when the Moose song came out. The bitch of my cow. And the bitch of Macau. And the first half, I mean, the majority of the show was her just barring, like wrapping her ass off.

which I did not. I wasn't aware of time. She's underrated as a rock. And then she ended, obviously she ended, she changed, put on the cowsuit, did like this whole dance

and charade. It was hilarious. Had like all these people come out with her. And that was the end of the show. But that for like 40 minutes of show, I was like, oh shit,

she can rap. Like I had no idea. Yeah. And she was spitting. It was great. Yeah, her album is still, it still gets rotations in my phone for sure.

Are you still playing Nikki's album? I haven't played in a while. Certain songs, but not like Doja's album, I play from top to bottom, just let it run. I was just checking to see if you were still a bar. Oh yeah, definitely still a bar. That's forever. It's tatted.

But there is a little tension between Doja and Nikki now. Right? Is it? I think that's just Stan Twitter shit. You sure? Because I don't want to, you have to retract your statements if that is the case. I think it's just as a bar. As a bar.

Nah, come on, man. Y'all can't be creating a beef between Nikki and Doja. Like, what, come on. There was rumors. Come on. We're not going to pay those rumors no matter. I would, I definitely, I want to see them collab. Like, I think a project with them two would be crazy.

Yeah, that would be. Haven't they done a record together? I don't think so. Or is that what the beef came from? It was supposed to, but it didn't. I would like a full project from Nikki and Doja. I think Nikki knows that. Say, so has a Nicki future.

It does? Yeah. I think it was on the remix. The remix. Do we have voicemails? You've got mail. Jesus. breathe.

Just breathe. Yeah, let's do this one. This is actually a good one. Here you go. What's going on? Roy Moll. My name's Josh from Texas. Huge fan of the pod.

This is this day one. I was hoping to get your advice on something. Been named this chick for about six, seven months. Everything's been going great. At the beginning of the relationship, everything's cool. You know, we take trips every other weekend.

We go out on a road trip, where we fly out to Vegas for the weekend, and things like that. Everything was cool. But then in March, I finally set up child support with my baby mama, and they started

docking my check. Now, between child support, insurance, and taxes, I'm paying about $1,000 of every week. So,

right now, money's a little tighter than it used to be. My girl now, she still tries to do things how we used to in the beginning, you know, taking trends,

here and they're planning, and right now, you know, I've got to be a little smarter with my money and try to pay out some debt than I got, you know, trying to save up to buy a house and everything. So I'm just hoping to get you all advice. Like, what's the best way to tell her without coming off, I'm like a bum or something like that, you know, because at the end of the day, I got paid house before. I got to make sure if my kids are straight, I don't want to hold her back from doing things she wants to because of me.

So I was hoping to get you all the advice, you know. All right, break that one down? So yeah, the audio is ass. So he's in the financial crisis like most of the country right now. Money is tight. Well, no, but you got to explain why. Well, he has child support. He has a girlfriend.

He has, you know, things he has bills. He has things he has to pay on top of his child support, which is a bill. He has a girlfriend. They were doing all these things together, going on trips, taking her into nice dinners. Spending money. Spending money on his girl. He had more funds at one point to have a good time. But now he has responsibilities and things that.

you know, he has debt that he wants to pay off. He's thinking about, say he's trying to save so he can buy a house. Being a responsible adult. And he doesn't know how to tell his girlfriend because she's still spending as if things didn't change financially in his life. So he's trying to figure out how to tell his girl like, hey, we have to stop. Because of my childhood. Spending some, well, dad taxes and, you know, just other things that he has to pay.

We have to stop spending so much because I eventually want to buy. a house and, you know, be responsible. So he's trying to figure out how to tell his girl without sounding like a bum or like he's broke. What's the best way to approach it? The way he described it. I'm going to be honest. I'm about say simple as that.

The same way you called and left us that voicemail, sit your girl down and say, babe, listen, you know, things right now have changed. Things are going on. You know, money has to go different places. And I want to save to buy a house. So we're going to have to kind of grind and, you know, miss out on a few things. a few trips, a few, you know, fun things that couples do for a few months so that we can stack and save. He should just record you saying this and then play it to her.

Well, that would be smart. Hey, babe, listen. Stop spending. Hey, babe, it's more. Start saving because I don't want to be homeless. I want to buy a house. Simple as that. I don't think that's all.

And I think she'll respect that. Do you think she'll show her ass? Nah, I don't know. I don't know how his woman. I don't know what type of woman he got. but most women that are in relationships that way they care about their significant other would appreciate him trying to be responsible

and wanting to save to buy a house. So I think it would go pretty good for it. I think his girl on the same. And like his expense is his kid. It's not like he has to put this money towards some bullshit. Wasn't the kid around like before? Before the trips and all that? I think she just put him on child support.

Gotcha. Yeah. So that's something that kicked in where he's... And if the girl you're dating really, you know, cares for you or loves you. I'm sure she probably has a relationship with your kid. Maybe not. Six, seven months. I don't know. How would you guys do that? Six, seven

months in, would you have your girlfriend meet your kid? No. Seven months in? Yeah. No. No. Probably have to pass the year. Year mark at least. What do you think? I could see people seven months introducing there because I think, I mean, if you were somebody

for seven months and you have a kid, you would have to actively you know, go out of your way to make sure or keep your kid away from meeting your significant seven months is a long time to be dating or be with somebody in a relationship and you have a kid and they never met your kid. That's a long time. Seven months is a long time. That's a long time. Why is that a long time?

Why is that a long time? I mean, I'm not mad at waiting a year if you want to just make that the number that you feel like it's comfortable to like, okay. How many times do you life have you dated someone for three months? I'm sure a lot of times. I'm just going to that I'm just bringing people in and out for my kid to see. You know, so I said, seven months, that's a, I'm not mad at seven months. I'm not mad at somebody. I would compromise it seven months.

I'm not mad at a year, but. I'm not mad at a year. But I think that if it's seven months and you feel like this person is somebody I see in my life for. Demara's looking like two weeks. No, it's not even that. I just think, I just think you're being a little unrealistic. I'm not saying that you can bring this person, that you should bring this person and they say, hey, this is daddy's girlfriend or this is mommy's boyfriend or let them see you kissing or,

or anything like that. But meeting your child, you could just say, oh, this is mommy's friend. Doesn't mean that they're staying in the night when they're staying at night or whatever. You know what I'm saying? Like, I just feel like a year without, you know, because then you've been with this person for a year and you don't even know if they know how to handle kids at this point. You don't even know if they get along with your kid. Right.

And you don't been with them for a year now. Like, I just feel like that's, I feel like it's unrealistic and it's just not probably not the best way to handle that. I don't have kids. I've only dated people with kids and had to go through this myself. I'm not mad at four, five months just to meet, like just to meet them. Not a big introduction, but just to be in the same room with them. Then if you want to have the big introduction of, oh, this is obviously serious at nine months,

10 months, 11 months, 12 months. And I only see that really be in a conversation if this kid is what, four or older? If they're younger, then they don't really know the difference anyway. They just know somebody that's around. They don't know, oh, my parents are broken up and this is the new, you know what I'm saying? Like, I just, I don't know. We was having a conversation earlier. If Kia ever brought a guy she was dating for two months around tomorrow,

I'm going to need another focus gumming. White boys be ready to lose. Like, y'all can't wait. Oh, I didn't say that in a joyful tone. You know, they say black people live by the wish factor. I think white people live by the wish factor way more. Oh, that's the old shit. What the fuck does that even mean?

The wish factor? It sounds like an old southern riddle. No, you wish I wish my girl would bring some new dude around my. Oh, no, no. White people live. Y'all can't wait for a nigga. Yeah, it's called a manifesto. Y'all can't wait.

We was having a conversation earlier. I'm not going to say who said it, but I asked somebody, I said, yo, you thought about cheating before? And they said, yeah, I thought about it. Y'all don't feel like if your significant other thought about cheating on you, like, that's like kind of like, you kind of sort of cheated on me if you're thinking about cheating on me. Like, you didn't.

Like, you didn't. Like, you didn't. Like, you didn't. Like, if a nigga would be like, yo, I ain't go, I thought about robbing you the other day. Like, I was going to put the gun to you and, like, like take all your jury. Like, you're going to feel comfortable being around that person again? He didn't do it.

So if your man say you're almost cheated on you last night, I ain't going to hold you. You ain't going to trust him again. That'd be a wild sentence to say. No, there's a difference between I almost and I thought about. Okay. If your boyfriend says, yo, babe, I thought about cheating on you last night. I think that he thinks that I'm pussy, not because he had the thought. I'm just saying, would you ever, would you ever really trust him?

Like, that he's not. No, because I think that you're a lunatic. for coming up to, I don't trust like the type of person you are, I think you're crazy, you came up to me and you said that and you thought you were going to live the tell to tell, the tail, you thought you just going to walk out the door and shit was going to be cool. I'm just saying, though. I wish I would. Yeah, exactly. No, I really

wish a nigga would like a tree in this. So, you look at that like, it's kind of like you did cheat. No, I don't look at it as if you did cheat. But you get, you having the same reaction as if he did, though. No, that's not the reaction. I would have if he cheated. They have dreams of us cheating and get mad at us. I was going to say, what about a dream? If you

wake up and like, oh my god, this bad bitch was like on my shit. Why would someone say that? I cheated in a dream one time. Oh, my God. Why would you say? I don't know why anyone. You don't have to offer that dream. Like, that's a dream defer. Well, that's what you're. It's just you in your brain. No one needs to know. What you just said to Demaris is more or less the same thing. Why would you come home? Like, babe, I almost cheat on you. That's worse. That actually almost happened. No, I said he thought. Like you got to keep him hate. You got to make some love. Last night, you know, like, I was drinking wine in the club.

Red wine in the club. It was red wine. And like, you know, I saw somebody and we just had like a conversation, you know, normal, regular just adults. And I ain't going to lie. Like, I thought about cheating on you. I think most people, well, you, Ma, that's just such a deeper, darker criminal link. Because I feel like if you come to me and tell me that you thought about that, it's you probably asking me permission to open up this relationship. There's a reason why you're telling me that. Nah.

Everything you do is for a reason. You having the thought, I'm not, I feel like everybody who's ever been in a relationship has had that thought. the part that makes you a faithful partner is the part that makes you a loyal partner is not doing it. You didn't do it. You had the opportunity to do it, but you didn't do it. You had the thought, everybody else. We're all attracted to people.

I don't think there's one relationship where either person hasn't thought about cheating. It's human nature to think about it. Like, that's not, you're a lying piece of shit. Like the people that say, I don't see race, Rory. I don't see color. Or race. Rory sees color.

He's seen a bunch of color. Or religion. I can tell you that. I don't know, man I just think that if your girl say I thought about or your significant other say I thought about cheating on you But that's why something

But you don't say that That's not something you say You never been with a girl And thought about Fucking a bad bitch that you saw Of course you have It's like you meet your girl You're with your girl

And she brings her friend Who is also just beautiful Oh not this again You're not even like I would love to fuck your friend You don't say that to her. You just think it. How's that a piece of shit?

Julian, I would love to fuck your friend. But that's what human decency stops you from saying things out loud. I'm like, oh wow, I really want to fuck your friend. Wow, your friend's prettier than you. Which is, that's always a tough one when that happens. Yeah, because women don't have any other value of it

in a way they look great. No, not amongst their friends. That's true. Never thought about it like that. I don't know, man. But Justin, Justin. What is his name? Justin. You love saying the names when they don't introduce themselves.

I thought he did say his name was Justin. Did he? I couldn't hear shit. No, no. The audio on that was awful. Well, listen, man, just have that conversation with your girl. Oh, Joshua. This was Joshua.

Oh, I'm sorry. I'll get Justin from Joshua. Just have the conversation with your girl. I don't think that if she's the girl that's meant for you, she'll understand that she would not be mad at her man trying to be responsible and save up to get hours. I think that's an honorable thing to do. So just have the conversation. There's nothing to try to avoid or, you know, walk on eggshells about. What would you do if your girl said I thought about cheating last night? Cheat? What I do? Yeah. And also, it's not like y'all

were in a, like, middle of a fight or there was anything spiteful. Like, you guys were great. And she just came back and was like, you know, thought crossed my mind. I didn't act on it. I'd be like, yo, you got some balls. Is this another wish I would? Nah, I mean, what can you do at that point? Like, just, I don't know, man. I don't want that type of honesty. People want honesty.

That's like I draw the line on honesty there. Keep that to yourself. So there's a such thing as being too honest for you. Yeah, I don't need to know that, like, the human nature factor that we all have. I don't need to hear yours. Keep that to yourself. Yeah, that's, I want to admit it to me, that's different. Just certain thoughts keep to yourself.

I wouldn't even call it being honest. We're all weird. irrational. Like you're doing more damage than, like it's not, it's, it's just dumb. Like there's no value add to, to going up to your partner and be like, fucking would love to hit this girl on the train.

Oh my God. I would love to fuck that girl. What a fucking, yeah. Relax. Not like that, man. You'd rightfully so be me to in a minute if you just started saying the things that were actually on your mind. Yeah. Psychology 101, your id ego and super ego. Yeah. Yeah, you got a, there's a gentle balance between

those three. What if you were in a relationship now, and you came home from your, you know, beard. Yep. Trimming. Where are we going with this? And your girl went out that night and then came home and asked that question. What do you mean? She asked me that...

She thought about cheating and then you put two and two together. And it was because you don't have your beard anymore. I mean... That's the only factor. Listen, I... Hmm. It's... I feel like if you're in a relationship, you should have asked your girl.

Like me, you didn't ask me before you cut your beard. And I feel like... You knew. Yeah, but, you know, we didn't really have that discussion. because now I'm looking at you it ain't hitting the same. You don't like it? I've got it.

Because some girls are beard girls. Like some girls really, really like guys with beer. I'm fucking with you. You're beautiful no matter what you look like. But some girls really... You're beautiful no matter what you look like. Yeah.

Is that that Bruno Mars song? I'm uplifting my partner. But some people really, really like beers. And if you were to cut it down, same thing with women are hair. Some men don't play that cutting your hair shit. I've had some women message me out of the woodwork about me since I cut the beard

in the last two days. shallow. Positive vibes? Yeah, like, let me see it. No, bitch. Yeah, no, you can eat their pussy

without giving them an infection. I'm telling you, that's what people think this hurts more. They're like, the five-clock shadow would hurt your thighs more. This hurts way more.

This is like, you hear that? It's sandpache. Like, it's sandy. It's not pleasant. This in between some thighs would that you leave, rub your shit raw.

You'd leave with a rash for sure. You would. It's not fun. And I can't, I can't oil this. It's too short to oil. Yeah. You know?

I do want to get a facial, though. If you guys want to go get a group facial, we can group on it. Group facial. Hey, yo, that's a poor hub category.

What make Julian think that I would be like, yeah, no, let's go get a facial. You never got a facial more? Yes, I've got, I'm not going with you to get a facial. But if we group on,

like it's, it's fiscally responsible. This gentleman should do more things with a group on with his girl. Well, yeah, that's true. He can bring his kids. See, now you.

Got it. We got another voicemail? Yeah, let's do this one. This is a, this one. happened this morning for yesterday. Yo, what's good? Rory and Mall? Baby D. Julian. Hope all as well. I shot your last show in Toronto, which is kind of irrelevant, but not really, though.

Firstly, I know Rory has his opinions on photographers and guys with cameras. Nasty men. Was I looking for anything? So not too long ago, I met this girl off of Twitter, which was my first freak encounter in my life. Swag. Turned out, she had a little bit of a side-only fans of Cal. Nice. Soon came the questions regarding a little bit of a business proposal from her, and off the first link we made a movie, which was absolutely insane to me. Because I ain't ever done anything like this. Nothing relationships. Is he reading a script?

And didn't we already have a caller who said this exact same thing? Nah, he made a Zuvie. No, I don't think so. No way I got deja. Well, we had a caller that was a photographer that said they made a porno off the first link. Remember? And that's when we started talking about photographers and calling the nasty. I don't recall. This call just came in. This is new. Well, bring it back a little bit.

This proposal from her, and off the first link, we made a movie, which was absolutely insane to me because I ain't never done anything like this. And I've been relationships my majority of my life. Now, I do have some career aspirations that may involve propelling myself into the public light with YouTube, Twitch, and all that. So what I'm trying to ask is, should I add him 22 the situation and see things as a new avenue and content creating? Or should I just,

run and focus on keeping a squeaky clean image. Thank you. Even the thank you felt like it was right off a piece of paper. He definitely wrote all that down and read it back. I mean, I think he should lean into what's getting the most traffic. Keep fucking that girl, bro. It could be a whole lame for you. Why did he sound like he was reading like somebody's like voicemail?

But you know when somebody leaves your voice note and you can read it? Yeah. Why do you sound like that? Because I think he wrote it all out and just read it back. Writing out what you were about to leave us? Yeah. No, more of them need to do that so they're not saying they're like, uh, uh, uh, why they're driving. I was at the edge of my seat.

Even his narrating was great. Yeah, great voice. Big words. My initial question is, if you're the, say he gets some money off this only fans, which let's assume it's, there's some money coming in. Would you want to be, could you guys be the unrecognizable like dick in an only fans account. Like your face is never and you're just the dick. Sure.

I could do that. Yeah, I have no issue with that. I could definitely do that. Hypothetically. I'm not going to do that, but But it's never just the dick. Your asshole is there. As long as my face is I got manscape. Yeah. No, no identifiable

like no tattoos, no face, like nothing that would identify me. This is why I can't take gummies and have this conversation. I didn't think about that. You text? Yeah, I'd be caught right away. But like you got my hand and shit. You can have a long-sleeve t-shirt on. Mm.

Yeah. Fucking in a long-slee t-shirt is crazy. That's what I was waiting. I was waiting. I was waiting for you to catch it. I was like, I'm not fucking in a long-te-te-tree. Straight from the pool to the fuck.

Being ass naked from the waist down with a long-sleevee on. Like Winnie the Pooh. Long-sleeve is crazy. I love long-sleeveeat. Yo, fucking in a long-sleeveeat. Nothing else on is wild. Just sweat stains. I feel like when I was young, though, I probably fucked in a hoodie a few times.

Or you got to get this. Because you only had so much time in the place you was at. Or if you don't want to use the long-sleevee T, get the, like, the copper-fit sleeves. Just like Iverson. Put the sweat finger fans on. Yeah, yeah. The finger fans. You know, the copper-fit sleeves.

Why not? Fuck it, man. Get that money. I feel like, but it'd be creepy because that's where it gloves, too. fucking with gloves is insane well like that's not in like some doctor cosplay porno

like kind of gloves like wide receiver gloves yeah like boxing gloves you're fucking a chicken boxing gloves would be the funniest you keep fucking like this you just didn't know

with the side of it you're getting behind it you shadow boxing behind her I might try and you can have a robe too I might try that I might try to get that off

put on put on my boxing gloves and have sex. I might try it. That's a role play. You beating the pussy up. Exactly. Oh, baby, D. Sexy red over there. Do a whole scene of just catching you at the boxing gym, sparring. Y'all, keep telling you, I got this sex thing.

South jaw. I think I hit her clit like a speed bag. South jaw. That's hilarious. South jaw? That'd be the name of the porno. That'd be the name of the porno. She could be on all fours, and you can hit her clit like a speed bag. It's a big clip. What?

That's not a clit. I believe you're referring to a penis. Yeah, Julia, that ain't a clip. I don't know what he told you. I don't know what she told you. That ain't a clip, my man. You might have some more questions you need to ask. The clit had some balls under it too.

All right, let's get some more. It looks like snuffle up against his nose. Come on, Julian. All right, man. Now, you guys don't know Sesame Street? This is what you lose me. You know, thug. We have another voicemail.

We don't do another. We flew through. that one. What do you think? Should he do it or not? What was the question? Oh, yeah, no, keep fucking that girl on OnlyFans. And also do your Twitch thing. You have to keep a squeaky clean image anymore. Be careful because you might have kids one day. A president's a felon. You don't need a squeaky clean Twitch image. You'll be fine. Don't do anything that you think you might regret when you're 50.

If you don't have one, then just go sign with Rumble. They'll let anything go. You be on Rumble? I've never been on Rumble. I just know all the people that do nasty shit end up on rumble. But the whales are beefing. This is one side of beef. We've only been living because... You talk about how the whales are one day going to all come together and attack us and... When did I spew that theory?

Yeah, you said one day he was like, y'all don't think the orcas are getting together and gonna... Well, they have been. Yeah. Because they've had meetings, yeah. They've had meetings. But the same way whales did, they did walk on Earth at the point. And then they adapted into the ocean. Yeah. Who's to say that that can't reverse?

still don't have their land legs? Yeah. I'll see what you're saying. As time goes, imagine you're chilling on Broadway and an orca with legs starts running at you. Oh, so I know that gentleman.

We call them orca too. I know that gentleman. But yeah, the whales are pissed off. But this time it's not the orcas. The funniest part of this video is the dude that jumps off last minute at the front. Like, he saw him down.

He thought he was going to be able to like hold on. Like, all right, it's not going to flip over. Just imagine how fucking scary that is, though. And you land in on a whale. Like a whale jumps on top the back of your boat, flips it over, and now you have to jump in the water with that whale.

If we were all together on a boat and that happened, you guys would have to swear to secrecy to not tell the world the sound that came out of me if that happened. You would yelp? Yes.

Highest pitch. My arms would be going like this if a fucking whale jumped on our boat. I mean, that's justified in this moment. I want to go whale watching But shit like this makes me like, I don't know, man. Yeah, like, I don't.

My land-ass business. I want to experience that. I want to experience being in the water that close to whales. But shit like this is like, nah. I think we should just watch National Geographic. There was another humpback well. I think it was in Australia during like one of the Americas cups or something. And it's smashed onto one of the boats.

It's like an iconic photo now. But nobody died. Oh, that's lucky. They could swim. Yeah. Well, I don't think nobody died. I hope nobody died. I don't think whales are. Those aren't killer whales.

Not humpback. Humpback whales. The killer whales moving pods and they are plotting on us. This, I think, was just a, you know, misjudgment. Damn. Are we killer whales? Are we killer whales? You said the killer whales moving pods.

Are we? Like humans? No. Oh. Oh. Yes. The dummy. It's okay.

Nope. It's cool. No way. Look at that. Look at that picture. They're huge. See, I want to see that, but not that close. Not that close.

I'm good. What do you do in that situation? Die? I don't know. Like, I'm more so like the boat. Like, you can't flip the boat as the boat is just cooked. You just go? You just swim to this other boat.

One of these other, one of the other boats. Because it doesn't look like this kid here is looking like he's trying to wait for them. He used to put that shit in drive and was about to take off. And he's not driving fast enough. sitting up there watching that happen. I'm good. He probably was scared and maybe like let's get the fuck out of this water or out of this way before he come over

and do the same shit. No injuries were reported, so. All right, well, there you go. It's safer to do this and go to a Chris Brown show. All right, let's wrap up. You're all right, man? Yeah, I'm cool. You good? Wonderful, yeah. Feel better now. All right, well, tickets available now for Detroit. Thank you, Philly. You guys were amazing.

Thank you, Philadelphia. August 22nd. We'll be in Detroit at the St. Andrews Hall. Just tickets now. And in August 25th, we are at the city winery in Chicago. Tickets available for both shows now. Tickets available at new Rory Mall.com. Hope to see you out there. Rory, you made it through.

Dummy kicking your ass, but it's okay. What? I was weird this episode? No, he was all right. Yeah, red. They didn't even notice you. We'll get back to y'all soon. Be safe.

Be blessed. Have a great weekend. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what I'm saying.

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