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Relive, B-Rabbit versus Papa Doc.
Who won?
Lotto won.
We'll talk about it.
We're currently watching the 200-meter final.
Definitely going to fly your girl to Botswana, Liberia.
To Bogo Botswana 7
I fuck with Ketterick
USA 6
Lyles USA 5
A gando
Dominican Republic 4
Crazy that all three
Americans made to the final
It's a good lane
Five
D lane
Everybody playing for second
Nobody beating no allows
You're bugging
I'm bugging
Who's gonna be one
On any given Thursday
You never know
What's his face
The
Not St Lucian
The
Two other Americans
Four Africans
And one man from
Damien Republican Republic.
Botswana?
Where is it?
Where is it?
Where is it able to deny the king
a second moment of history?
Tobogo in seven.
Ain't nobody being
and I'm proud to be an American.
I'm going to put,
I'm going to take Tobogo.
Tobogo?
Mm-hmm.
We'll show over and under.
The problem with Noah over time-wise?
The problem with Noah is his,
his top speed comes so much later in the race.
You know they're going to take the food.
But he's a 200.
So, yeah.
plays to his advantage.
Noah is not losing
He's not losing
I mean it's his event
But you never know
He's not losing
You do never know
He never know
He didn't come in Paris to lose
Well no one goes to
I mean
No some niggas is there to lose
Let's be very cute
Some niggas is there to try to give bronze
For sure
Oh yeah
Noah's eating up the curve
Oh yeah he did go down that curve
No dude
He got a funny
Why do you want that?
Nah this second honey
You're about to go
Go to Bogo
He was dangerous.
No about Lugo.
He's over.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
Oh, shit.
And no one third.
Boswana, I told you.
I don't eat that.
Big Botswana.
He smoked him.
He let up a little bit.
He smoked him.
Let's go.
That's great. What was this time?
Damn, I should have put money on that shit.
Maul, how much would you put on that?
Use code, uh, Rory Mall, uh, draft Kings or whatever.
Did Benerick get second?
Because that's my dog.
I like him.
it. Now, Liles got third.
Noah got bronze.
He had a very awful.
God, God forgive me for smiling.
God forgive me. But y'all know how I feel about that man.
I was talking about it. That's a hater.
I know. I'm a hater.
No, no, no. I'll eat that. I'm a hater when I come to him.
No, Noah Liles is very annoying.
I agree with you there. But he's like made, why is he annoying?
You know what to fuck he annoying. Get up.
He's talking.
man. No, that's pure hate. That's hate. That was hate. He just ran a two hundred. I was about
I was about to answer your question, but never mind. It's hate. Why do you hate somebody that's
confident in themselves? That's not why we hate him and you know that's why. Because Shakiri's
confident, everybody loves her. Oh, not everyone. Well, that's not true. But it's not true.
Well, not everybody, but. All right, I'll put it this way. Even though I've been rooting for
Noah Lyles and I'm happy that he's continued on the sport and making it in the headlines
after Usain Bow and everyone left. His confidence comes
off like forced.
Like that's not even you.
You don't even need to be that cocky.
Yo, it's so crazy, man.
I think as humans, we have this thing where we see somebody that's like confident,
but then they actually go out and like win or conquer what they say they're going to do.
And we, it's just something in us to be like, shut the fuck up.
That's not what we're saying.
That's not why.
It has nothing to do with that.
Simone Biles is super confident and knows that she's the goat.
And nobody's cringing at her wearing a goat.
necklace because she's likable. It has nothing to do with him being cocky. He's unlikable.
But what's unlikable about him? You still haven't named anything that's unlikable.
You know, you know the no allows. You know the no allows of the world. You know them all. You know, you know them.
Yeah, but I'm not, I'm asking you, why do you not like his confidence? It has nothing to do with his confidence.
You keep bringing up his confidence. All right. So why is he not likable? He's corny. He's corny. He's corny. There's a
A lot of corny people that's...
And they're like...
But when you're a cocky corny,
not your confidence in your abilities.
He deserves to have his confidence
of his ability.
He's fucking amazing.
Like,
and I'm happy that he's that amazing
and that he's on the USA.
It's not that.
It's the corniness,
but the pushing the corniness
in your face.
Give me a female
that's cocky and corny.
Athlete.
I can't think of athlete.
In women's, I don't think it's...
I don't know anybody that's corny.
I can't think of corny.
Who's the chick that we traded,
the Russian?
for?
Brittany Griner.
She's not,
she's not cocky though.
Brittany's mad,
cool and chill and lay back.
It's like the extra.
You're extra,
but you're extra and corny.
Like, extra people are annoying.
Corny people are,
whatever.
And then you mix the extra
and the corny.
And it's like,
all right, bro.
It has nothing to do
with his confidence.
I like confident people.
What we were saying
him all before,
earlier,
before you came in was like
the, like, his personality
doesn't lend.
Like, he's just by nature.
Like, when you think
confident,
you think cool and it's tough to see someone that confident but when their real personality
that lies underneath that is super corny it's hard to root for like the corny confident whereas
like the cool confidence more acceptable at least that's how I look at who else is who else has
corny confidence I mean for years people have been saying Drake's corny as shit I don't know that's like
works in this but it's different in sports but it's his oh Jason Tatum people look at him kind of
like a Noah Liles.
But no, people only started looking at him after because of how he celebrated the championship.
Before that, nobody was...
Well, really, he started revealing who he was after Kobe passed, and he was like,
Kobe came to me in my sleep.
Yeah, they still text each other.
Yeah, like, here's a screenshot of me texting Kobe before the Eastern Conference of finals game.
Like, he does shit like that.
Listen, track runners as a whole, as a former one, we're corny people.
Like, Noah should just be himself.
I think that's where it, we don't know him, but what comes across?
I'm just letting y'all talking about.
I think he is.
I don't think he's making it.
You ask the question.
I'm telling you the perception that people have of him.
But you don't know him to say, let him be himself.
What if that's himself?
I think that's himself.
I don't think he's pretending to be anybody.
I think that's him.
No, I think he's actually probably a cool, corny guy,
but looked up in the book what cocky looks like
and is trying to act that way.
I don't even think that's him.
That's where I think it comes across different.
Like with Shikari, she has a cool confidence that you know that's exactly who she is.
I think Noah was like, oh, I see Usain Bolt did this.
So let me try to do my version of it.
Like, not just be yourself.
Yeah, y'all sound crazy.
I'm not, I mean, because then, because you saw after he won the 100, he went on the post-race interviews.
And he's like, I want my own signature shoe.
Like, I want these things.
And then I started thinking, I was like, when you're getting into merch and product, it's
not about your performance. A lot of it's based on how people view you as a person, your personality.
Yeah. So we've seen, even, you know, we've mentioned the Beyonce and like her clothing line
didn't do that great for Adidas. They dropped it. Like, it doesn't matter how big or popular you are.
It's a lot of it goes into the person that's behind the product. So with Noah, personally, I don't
think something like that would work for him. Whereas like for, you know, someone else that's just,
that gives that off more of a natural cool, it would work for. Yeah. Yeah.
I'm not hating on no, though.
I do, I want.
He's an incredible.
Yeah.
World class athlete.
You can't, you know.
You're not hating on him.
You just smile.
I'm not hating.
I'm not.
You said forgive you for smiling.
Because, forgive me.
You smiled at his demise.
She said standout.
You smiled at his demise.
I'm not smiling at his demise.
It's only because.
Smile at the demise.
Demaris.
You running out.
I don't, you're running out doing all that extra jumping up and down all that shit.
And you're literally exerting energy.
And then you look like you run out of steam.
On your 200.
Yeah.
Because you was just running out here doing all that jumping.
and shit. Go on stay your ass at that line.
His intro was the reason why he
had an awful last 50 meters.
Yeah. That's like when what's his
name came out? What's his name?
In that shape, that has nothing to do with that.
He's in the world. What's his name
came out to Box Tyson Fury? And he had
the headpiece on. Remember
that? Oh, uh, uh,
what's his name? The big brother. He just lost again.
Yeah. Pete, you know what his name?
Yeah. But he
he came out.
in a, like a Game of Thrones, Deontay Wilder.
Yes.
He came out in like a headpiece and said,
damn, it was too heavy on my head,
which is like really sick, twisted irony
that the crown he was wearing was too heavy for him.
And then he got his shit rocked.
Heavy's the head that wears the crown, right?
Listen, Mayweather showed up in a sombrero.
This was it.
This is what he wore going into a fight.
And then got smoked.
And then said, yeah, nah, that shit was kind of heavy.
It's a video game I play.
Oh, the Hogwarts legacy.
They have something on there that fucks you up.
That looks just like that.
Damaris, what's up with you?
You hit me last week asking if I had a PS5.
You wanted me to get on some game and beat a...
Oh, that was you?
I thought that was Demaris the whole time.
No, that was Peach playing the police simulator.
You don't have...
Remember Demaris told us like, yo, she's going to start gaming?
Yeah.
I thought that was Demaris.
I was like, you know, why's Demaris?
I wasn't playing cop simulator.
That was Pete.
But now you see why my brain was like...
Pege was giving illegal aliens parking tickets in the police simulator.
Pete, what's up with you?
You're going through something at home, man?
What's going?
I did YouTube the police simulator after
Peach put it in the group chat and it does look like an
interesting game. Of course it does. Wait, man.
Like that. Y'all are crazy. And the fact that they have a game like
this is crazy. Police, police simulator. You gotta work your way up from meter made to
detective. Patrol officer. He's got a clipboard.
Do you get to choose which copy you want? Can you be like a girl,
a black man? Like, can you pick? Yeah. So what are you?
The person is definitely a blind. Straight white male.
Proud boy. That's a proud boy. That's a proud boy.
war right there.
Pete tried to ID a baddie.
That's what he said in the chat.
I just lost points because I did a false ID,
but she was bad.
And that's how I think real cops think.
100%.
Absolutely.
What city does this,
is this supposed to take place in?
Is it like randoms?
Okay.
I was wondering if it was like Grand Theft Auto
and it was modeled after Miami.
Miami or something.
This is a real game.
Well, congrats to who won the 400?
To Bogo?
No, that was the 200, babe.
Tobogo?
You said the 400 or the 200?
The 200, I'm sorry.
Tobogo.
Well, congrats to Boggola.
From Botswana.
From Botswana.
What was the final time?
1946.
Crazy.
And Benerick run in 1962.
Liles came in third with the bronze at 1970.
Yeah, he's better than that.
I can't wait to watch the final episodes of Sprint on Netflix.
Oh, yeah.
Same.
Oh, yeah.
Looking forward to that.
Can't wait.
I mean.
You don't think Noah kind of rub people the wrong way when he was trying to shit on world champions?
Yeah, well, that's when people first realized he was corny.
That's when people found out who he was.
Not corny.
It was just an awful take, in my opinion.
I understood what he was saying.
It's like, that's just the USA.
You can't say world and it just be your country.
The United States?
I understood what he was saying.
It's like, bro, that's just the U.S.
The world is much bigger than the United States.
So why the league that's in America, why I call it a world championship?
Because we're American.
It's called branding.
I get it.
Don't fault the U.S. for building a great and healthy, successful league.
Fault the world for not getting up to par.
Hey, talk your shit.
USA!
U.S.
Look at what we spend in defense right now.
Like, we're just the greatest.
Are we even winning with the...
Dude is that's great.
Yeah, let me check the middle.
Yeah, I'm about to say, Julie, you're talking all this shit.
So China was whooping our ass for a little sec.
Talking all this shit in the USA team might get smoked by serving.
We're cooking.
I'm not getting smoked by Serbia.
Come on.
Listen,
man.
Are you talking about basketball today?
I'm just saying.
The funny thing with ball is like,
it's like baseball.
Like when you have back to backs,
it's hard to beat a team more than twice.
Yeah.
We're playing them for the third time.
Mm-hmm.
So this is different than the Yankees and the Orioles.
We should beat Serbia three times.
I don't know,
they got the two-time,
three-time MVP.
All I'm saying is,
we have seven players that have been MVP before.
Kevin Durant.
No, I get it.
Our entire starting five has been an MVP.
Sometimes that ball don't go through the hoops some nights, man.
That's all I'm saying.
They played.
They were lighted out last game.
I feel pretty good about this game.
I do too.
I mean, they should.
They should win.
If they don't win go, they need to stay their ass in Paris.
Don't come back.
Stay over there.
Think about it.
They would do it anyways.
Yeah.
It's what a ho's at.
Sit there and think about it.
That's what a ho's at for her?
How's everyone affording to go to Paris?
Oh, speaking of the...
It just blows my mind.
People make money, Roy.
Speaking of goats is.
Not the girls I follow.
Goats in South of France.
Michael Jordan's son is just openly doing Coke in the South of France.
Bump, man, bump man, bump man.
Listen, I mean, if you're in the South of France, that's what I'm saying.
Them hoes up.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's that pure.
That's the dated Larson.
You think he's above cocaine?
I don't think, is that the son that dated Larson?
He's affiliated either way.
Marcus, is that Marcus?
Yes, Marcus.
Yes, that's the one of dated Larson.
Look at how happy he is after.
And then he's that little one.
You guys don't think he was on Coke?
Listen, man.
What are you supposed to do if you're Michael Jordan's son?
Coke.
What?
No?
That's just crazy to say that.
No.
I just love that there's fresh watermelon right there.
There's so many options that you could have went with.
Coking fresh watermelon sounds crazy to get that.
You know the watermelon in Paris.
That's a balanced breakfast right there.
He probably had a long night.
You know, he needed a little pick me up.
You know what I'm saying?
That's just pre-workout.
He's snorting.
This is similar to me.
It's Jordan brand.
That's Jordan brand pre-workout right there.
That's Michael's Secret stuff.
Yeah, it's the rollout.
That's funny.
That's a good one, Jerry.
Secret stuff right there.
That's what Bugs Bunny was shaking up.
That's all.
I mean, this is similar to my coffee journey that I've started.
I see no difference.
Well, there's a difference between sniff and coke.
Roy's three days into coffee.
Yeah.
Like, how do people not start their day with coffee?
I don't even understand it.
Are you drinking?
You should try the mushroom coffee.
Oh, wow.
Oh, that might be too much.
Oh, it's good.
It gives you, it's good for your focus, your energy.
I was at the barbershop on Wednesday, yesterday.
I let them know that I had my first cup of coffee on Tuesday evening.
And I was like, oh, I think I could maybe do this.
They gave me the craziest tutorial of coffee where they were giving me suggestions
of taking like three espresso shots into one cup.
No.
Everyone, and you guys like, you're barber Spanish.
So that's why you need, that's why you need, because the kick that espresso gives you,
that's why you need the shroom coffee because it's the natural.
Brings you back.
Energy.
Yeah.
It gives you that natural kick.
But I feel kind of cool.
Like after 34 years, like,
it's cool to walk around the New York streets with my coffee cup.
I just drank a cup of coffee.
I'm like, you know, now we have 57 minutes before I have to take a shit.
So I was about to say, Lori, have you been shitting your brains out?
No, I do the oatmeal.
No, no, it's only been two days.
But the coffee itself, not the milk, the coffee itself, usually.
No, but I got stomach issues already.
So I can't tell if it's the coffee or if it's 56 minutes.
It's ripped through that stomach lining.
Yeah.
Well, there's been a while week.
A lot of shit going on.
I finally got off to my girl in the morning.
Don't speak to me until I've had my coffee.
I'm so happy.
I feel like a cigarette smoker.
Yeah.
I can just do shit.
I've had my coffee.
Yeah, leave me alone.
I need to go do coffee.
Nothing hits like a morning coffee shit.
No one's coffee shit.
I will sit.
I mean, I've been kind of leaning off coffee going into more of the matcha game.
But the match.
What is this?
What's the game like?
What's this?
What's this?
Let's did?
Yeah.
Listed.
I just make match at home.
Ice match with open.
No, it's delicious.
I bought these, the pods, like, for coffee makers.
And the coffee, the coffee maker that I have, I bought the wrong pods.
So they don't fit the coffee maker that I have.
But the coffee making the lobby of my building, it fits the pods.
So I have to, like, go down in the lobby in the morning.
Because I'm not throwing those pods away.
I'm not doing that.
No, shit's expensive.
Yeah, so I go down in the lobby in the morning and make my cup and go back upstairs.
I'm not throwing it out.
Huh?
I didn't know you drink coffee.
Yeah, mushroom coffee, yeah.
Oh, like that kind of mushroom coffee.
I thought you were talking like shroom coffee.
Does anyone use that coffee maker in the lobby?
Yeah, it's coffee.
I've seen people use it before.
I feel like in the building you live in like, those people can afford a coffee maker.
Yeah, but you know, I think that's for like people that are coming to visit to look at you.
Oh, okay, gotcha.
Yeah.
I usually just see the staff in the lobby.
Like I don't, I'm definitely the only one that probably lives there that's using that shit.
But only until the next 37 pods are done and then.
And then I'm like they'll never kick it with maintenance
You're a man of the people
Yeah absolutely
I love the maintenance people my building
Absolutely I fuck with them
They're cool
They'll probably sneak one bitch out
When you have another one coming in for you
Nah I don't live like that
In the service elevator
I don't live like that
Nah
Them days is old baby I don't have the
I don't have the bandwidth
When you were when you were say in those days
And you had a door man
Did they privy to your
Oh yeah
And you did you pay that like
Did you tip them?
Yeah yeah cool
Not shut up but like
Just give them a wink
And handshake
With the bill folded in there
Like, you know what it is.
I'm not home.
Act like you called upstairs,
but no one answered,
you know, that type of thing.
Yeah.
I had the first luxury building I lived in,
there was a pool.
And I was very cool with my doorman.
I did not know that there was a sensor,
like after dark,
if you jump in the pool,
like security is immediately,
shows up.
Were you skinny dipping?
Try to go in with your T-shirt.
Me and his girl jumped in that pool,
butt-ass naked.
He came.
He was like, yo, get the fuck out.
I turn the alarm off.
Get out now.
Gave him the greatest Christmas present.
Months later.
He looked out like you would,
he's like, yo, usually like we got to call the police.
This is the whole thing.
Turn it off for you.
Get the fuck out.
And I was like, I'm ass naked right now.
But what time did the pool close?
At like dark or whatever, but this was like 2 a.m.
Okay.
It was her idea.
Natural.
Oh, yeah.
I was going to say no.
It was her idea.
Naturally.
Yeah, I was like,
you freak.
You got to let the woman, you know, decide that we're going skinny
I know there's no like official code or agreement that they have to sign, but I would imagine
if there was a book, anonymous book of stories, Dorman have taken over the years about celebrities
and, you know, higher up business people. It has to be the craziest tales. Like, yeah, that's worth.
That's why you have to be cool with the Dorman and the people that work in your building. Like,
you got to get on, you know, some type of personal level with them and just kick it with them.
I talked about the Billy McFarland Vlad interview.
In that interview, when the FBI showed up to his building, his doorman called him and was like, yo, I gave them the wrong floor.
There's a back door.
Get the fuck out.
And the FBI went to a different floor for Billy's to arrest him.
Fire.
Did I get in trouble?
Huh?
Did he get in trouble?
No.
You can't prove that.
Yeah.
No, he can't prove that.
He probably like, oh, shit.
I mean prove.
How does he know that information?
Well, they're not going to come.
arrest. That's not a big deal.
They're not going to come arrested doorman because he gave
him the wrong fucking. You're calling Billy a snitch is what you're
saying. Yeah, yeah. He was on Vlad, so
it's okay. That's where you talk about crimes.
Get your shit off on Vlad.
But I thought that was crazy. Like,
the FBI come in and that's how cool you are with
your door man. That's right. Give him the wrong floor
and then he calls you on that. There's a back
door open. Go through the staircase
and get the fuck out of here. He'll be the man.
Got to be cool with your door man and the people that are working
in your building. I say it all the time. Like, you can't just walk
past them like they're peasants and they just
work here. No, you need to be on a first
name basis. They run the building.
They operate the building that you live in.
And they, yeah, they could
deep dark secrets if you're in a relationship.
100%. Hors.
100%. This is because, you know,
just not horrors. I don't like that name.
Okay. Well, what would you call it? Something else.
Sexually liberated.
We're environmentalists.
If we remember right before Philly,
I took a gummy to do an episode
and was lost in translation.
Yeah. So I decided
I had missed my window.
I was like, let me take a gummy to go to sleep.
Oh, shit.
Okay.
I am not exaggerating at all.
Thank God, Kia and Amara,
we're sleeping in the other room.
I got up and started fighting a shadow figure.
Oh, that gummy kicking your ass.
I had no alcohol on my system, no nothing.
I took that gummy and woke up
and started giving combinations.
I think I even kicked at one point.
Like Nikki's boyfriend.
Were you like playing around
like you know how boys did a little shadow boxing thing?
No, I was scared for my life.
I thought I was really fighting somebody.
Was it a paralysis demon?
No, because
when it's paralysis, you can't fucking move.
I had every, I was hitting every combo.
I was actually proud of myself
in retrospect of how I beat the shit out of somebody
that wasn't there.
But, oh no, how I shifted my weight
on a lot of those punches, I felt good.
You got a ring cam in there?
I want to see this.
I, shit, I could go back
because Amara's crib is in there.
There might be footage of this.
I legitimately started fighting the air.
So you was having like, you was hallucinating.
Yes.
And it took me maybe 20 seconds to realize what was going on.
20 seconds a long time.
It's a long fight.
And then I was standing there like, wait, did I just dream that?
Oh, wait, I'm standing up and I'm awake.
What the fuck just happened?
You didn't feel like after five seconds,
you didn't like feel anybody hit you back.
back like you you know i was in the mix at that point like he was fighting for your life yeah yeah
like i saw a real figure and i have awful sleep paralysis so i know the difference i was agile moving
like sticking and moving yeah i don't know that that usually happens like crazy dehyded and you
had like anxiety kick no i was i could see if like maybe i drank hard alcohol or yeah but like hadn't
eaten i was completely sober just took a gummy that's wild
And then I told Kia about it and she, you know, because she could verify I had a very sober day.
I wish this was a bit or a joke.
I seriously was fighting the fucking air.
You should try smoking.
Dead sober.
Try smoking.
Nah.
You think that's going to help more?
Because it's different.
When you take an edible versus actually smoking.
My fix is don't do either of them.
Well, that's your fix.
I mean, just go to bed.
Edibles kind of sometimes will hit you harder than actually.
It was so traumatizing that after 34 years of not.
drinking coffee, I said that morning.
Can I get a cup of coffee?
Yeah, you needed it. He was up all night fighting demons.
I was about to cry.
Speaking of fighting demons.
No one has advice for me. Thanks.
No, fuck it. Just keep fighting through the demons.
Speaking of fighting demons, Drake fought all of you demons once again.
All right, man.
He released, what is it, 100 gigs?
100 gigs, yes.
So he did this in a very, very unique way.
100gigs.org or something.
He had his fenced that he started in June.
Yeah.
Which, you know, conspiracy theorists, it's a six-month.
Yeah.
And he started it on June 26.
Sixth, 66, six, six.
Sixth, God.
He's a sixth God, right?
That would he close up to six God.
What do you expect?
So he released this, he put out a file 100 gigs.
It had videos, it had music.
What else did it have, Rory?
Behind scenes, clips and stuff, right?
Yeah, well, that's videos, yeah.
Clips of him breaking down songs and verses.
and, you know, in the studio having, he let us end to some of the intimate conversations in his world,
in his comfort, in his circle, close friends, family.
He had a video breaking down one record to his mom that he had with Rihanna.
Was it too good?
Was it a too good?
Which LeBron named.
Too good.
Too good.
And blowing hookah smoke in your mother's face is crazy.
but I did enjoy the clip.
Yeah, no.
It's always fun to see
artists break down.
You want to explain the clip?
So he's sitting in the studio
playing what became too good
before Rihanna got on it.
And he's talking with his mom
and he's explaining
that it is about Serena Williams.
And the funniest part about this
is that Drake's mom goes,
I gathered that.
Imagine listening to a song
and be like,
that's about Serena Williams.
My mom would never count.
that. I mean, maybe
she knows their relationship and she knows some
things that happened and probably
you know, it was like, that has to be about Serena.
What's funny about that record, and I do
want to get into the 100 gigs,
I did look up the lyrics after...
Oh, let's pull them up. Let's pull them up, baby.
Too good. And I've been on record
on the pod years and years ago
that this is one of the most
narcissistic songs ever. Love this song. This is a classic to me.
I've vogue in my house to this shit.
Too good is too good, too good.
Copyright, LeBron James.
He legitimately goes through the whole verse
blaming her for how shitty he is
and then starts the hook with I'm too good for you.
I don't know how to talk to you.
I don't know how to ask if you're okay.
My friends always feel the need to tell me these things.
Seems like they're just happier these days.
Yes, these days, I don't know how to talk to you.
I don't know how to be there when you need me.
It feels like the only time you see me is when you turn your head to the side.
And look at me, dear.
Well, that's because you interpreted it wrong.
It's not about him not being a good partner.
It's him being too nervous.
And actually, now this song being about Syrian Williams makes sense.
Him, like, being timid when it comes to her and being like, I don't know how to do these things.
Like, I don't know.
Like, I'm scared.
Like, you don't pay me attention.
That kind of thing.
Instead of having that conversation, you land on, I'm just way too good to you.
You take my love to grant.
You take my love for granted.
I don't understand it.
Fire record.
Amazing writing.
No.
Drake's pen is crazy on this.
But that is probably,
if a therapist would break down
how you get from that first verse
to the fucking hook,
this is the most narcissistic
fucking thing ever.
Instead of having a conversation
with your partner,
you just going,
I'm too good for this bitch.
Yeah.
You never felt like that?
Yeah.
Sometimes you're too good.
But I need therapy.
But shit.
Yo, I ain't going to hold you.
I got to take a shit, man.
Can we keep that?
Yeah.
I'm trying to
He's going to take the wipes out of his bag, y'all.
So my confession is, remember when I ran into the door when we were recording?
Yeah.
I was about to shit on myself.
Oh, that's why?
Yo, what is your booty holes in the studio?
Wait, wait, what?
Remember I lied and told you I had to throw up?
I did have to throw up, but I almost shit it out myself.
That's why I ran to the bathroom.
So you ran to the bathroom because you had to throw up and shit?
Are you pregnant?
No.
I told you 90 days.
No.
What comes precedent?
I get to throw up and shit.
At the same time,
what are you committing to?
Which hole would you honor?
Well, being that I was in the office.
I'm not shitting on myself.
I'm not shit.
I'm sitting on that toilet.
I'll project vomit on the wall.
What you do is shit and then grab the trash can for the throw up.
Yeah.
No, it was bad.
I was about to shit up my back like a baby.
And like I was over here sitting here and I was like trying to like hold it.
But I was like, I have to run to the bathroom now.
That's why I really.
I didn't take my typical morning shit today.
So that's why I had this shit now.
Usually I empty the tank before I come to the office.
While we're on bathroom talk before we get back to the 100 gigs,
did anyone notice that one of the honey packs is missing?
You told me it was.
I think you took it and then told me, oh, look, guys, it's missing.
I would just go buy a honey pack.
No, that's why they're here.
Yeah, like, I ain't got a...
Yeah, I don't need to lie about it.
I've taken honey packs.
Does somebody maybe move them out of the bathroom just because it looked awkward in there or something?
No, there's a honeypack in the,
first bathroom, but one's missing.
Peach.
Out of the other bathroom.
When did you notice it was missing?
Like last week.
Okay.
I was going to say we've had a couple of guests come in.
I wonder if they snagged it.
Vinny definitely took the honey pack.
Vinny taking the honey pack is crazy.
Variety.
I feel like Vinny has the honey pack.
Like, you know where people put like fruit on their island kitchen?
I feel like Vinny has any packs right there.
No, he seems like a good guy now.
Like he's not holling like that.
Yeah, you could tell Vinny is, he's holed out.
He feels like an empty shell of himself.
He doesn't, he doesn't smile much.
Now he's doing comedy just so he can fucking be depressed in public.
You know what I mean?
I liked Vinny.
I mean, you know, we just got to know one day.
But I could see it in his eyes.
At 35, 36 and you've had like a wild like 20s where you were just like smashing everything.
You get to 36 and you're like, what was all that for?
So we did Vinny's pod after he came on art.
I just tell of myself.
And I told him about Kia's friend that was here that he had given a lap dance in Atlantic City for.
What I left out because I felt bad.
because he looked sad at the time.
She was like, he looks like really sad and depressed.
Now?
I was like, maybe he has resting bitch face.
I don't know.
But all they were talking about was when he walked out how sad he looked.
He slutted out now.
Women have taken, you know, much of his life force, which is his semen.
You know what I mean?
And they've drained him of that.
He's way too good to them.
Exactly.
Did you guys see, I know, we had the break, so I had an opportunity to go on my phone.
Noah Lyles was carted off the track in a wheelchair after the race.
and they said he has tested positive for COVID.
So he's having his Paul Pierce moment.
There's no way that happened.
Yep.
They said he was tested positive for COVID.
I'm dead serious.
Who said that?
Don't just tell me somebody on the Twitter said that.
You made that up.
Why don't you go to a news outlet?
Why are you on no way that happened?
Look, testes for COVID.
Look, just announced.
No allows ran the Olympic 200 final with COVID,
finished in third, whatever, whatever.
But they wheeled him out on a wheelchair.
I've had COVID three times, never once,
I feel like I didn't. Oh now my COVID
I couldn't walk a flight of steps
but I don't run an Olympic 200 meter final
after. I've ran a lot of 200s in my life.
Look at this. No one was sticking anything up my nose
at that finish line. They wheeled them out. There's no
fucking way. He did a rapid test at that
finish line. No fucking way.
The test was faster than him today.
You got those results. See
that's hate. How does
hate? I just said
the test was fastened in him. He got
Tested fast and he ran.
He got the Paul Pierce treatment.
Getting fucking tested and confirmed positive within three minutes of a fucking
Olympic 200 meter race is like, come on, man.
What do we talk about?
It didn't happen.
Yeah, like, cut the shit, man.
There's no way they weren't letting Shelly Ann through the back door that she used
but are also putting Q-tips up people's nose at the finish line.
Those two things don't add up.
Well, maybe his, okay.
They're not that efficient.
I'm trying to make sense.
So when he was laying on the ground, maybe he probably felt, he probably felt like,
oh, I feel like my heart's going to explode or I feel like something.
And they probably went and did tests on him in the back.
And that's what came of it.
But why would they test you for COVID?
They probably, well, they probably have all.
I'm sure they have COVID tests laying around the Olympics.
Why would they test you for that?
You think the COVID test was on the back end of his bib, like where he keeps the
Ugiocards?
He took that off and then just dug it up his nose.
First of all, he's un-American because now he can't run in the four-by-one.
Oh, yeah.
You should have denied that COVID tests, bro.
You fucking over the whole country right now.
Nobody's answering the question.
Why was he tested for COVID?
Because he finished 30.
He probably said he couldn't bring you.
Because he got bronze.
So something was wrong.
You must have COVID.
Come here,
no.
And you wonder why we don't like him.
What the fuck is that?
Like,
how do you take your bronze medal in stride.
Don't try to find an excuse.
Oh my God.
He looked like he was,
he definitely like might have hurt something of.
Like he wasn't,
he wasn't running with his normal form.
Like it looked like he might have pulled something.
Yeah.
A hamstring would make sense.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
You could just go with that.
You don't need to go with COVID.
But you don't get tested for COVID if you say, y'all, I think I'll pull my hamstring.
They don't be like, hey, tilt your head back.
Like, what?
That's the symptom.
What do you mean tilt my head back?
My hamstring is down here.
Like, the fuck am I tilt my head back for it?
Swabbing me for COVID and I just won bronze?
That's not weird to nobody but me.
Fuck it, man.
It is what it is, man.
Listen, 100 gigs.
Can we go back to Too Good?
I love a hundred gigs.
Are we going to go back to Too Good?
Okay.
Yeah, that's where we were before your butt started leaking.
Yeah.
Julian, can we get...
Sorry, she just broke...
Sidney just broke a world record
in the 400 meter hurdles.
She's a fucking legend.
I love her.
Shout out to...
5037.
Fottest race, period.
Jesus Christ.
She is special.
Okay, back to too good.
By the way, stupid fucking race.
Who would decide after running a 400?
Let's throw some jumps into this.
What a dangerous race.
It's so...
Dumbest race on her.
I respect anyone that runs the 400 meter hurdles.
I used to run the 400.
It's the stupidest race.
stupid, not the 400 meter hurdles, but the 400.
And literally, every time I hear, I just hear,
the 400 is a sprint, DeMaris.
It is.
Not distance.
It's a sprint.
It's a sprint.
I feel like I'm about to fucking pass out.
It's a fact.
It's a sprint.
Yeah, sprint out.
Bring out or get out.
Mall, you ever thought about running track?
Yeah, when I had to take a shit just now.
I ran to the bathroom.
Ball did get out the blocks quick.
Yeah.
So that shit?
He jumped out that chair.
Hell yeah.
I heard the gun.
Y'all ain't hit a gun.
I heard it.
That was a slate?
No, I heard the gun in my store.
stomach. I was like, no, I got to go take a shit. I got to get up from here. I'm not going to sit here. I don't care about Drake. None of these niggas. I'm going to take a shit. That's a fact.
It was interesting because it sounded like you were jamming in the bathroom. Oh, yeah. I throw on some tunes and all of that. Yeah.
I didn't want to pre-judge you, but you kind of struck me as someone that has like a quick shit. And then you're in and out. We don't even know if you took a shit. I'm a quick shit. You sat there for like 30 minutes and listened to music.
Well, I had to make sure everything was gone. You ran the water.
too. I run the water.
So that's y'all don't hear the pooplets hit in the
No, I do that at home. Even at home I do that.
Wait, you run the water by yourself so no one can hear
the shit? No, it's not to hit the shit. Water, like hearing, running water, like,
relaxes me. Okay. I had, I knew somebody who used to do that. Yeah, I'm a
squatty potty guy. I have a other thing, put your legs
up on. So you can see your posture could be correct when you're sitting on the toe.
I grew up around West Indians. They said, just rub your knees. We'll rub your knees.
Yeah, yeah. I do that when I eat Mexican food.
Yeah. You can't poop. Just do this.
Yeah, just rub your knees.
That's what you're making.
That's what Jamaicans and just relax yourself.
Relax yourself.
I'm just too good to you.
Back to too good.
Can we ask the real question?
Is this foul of him to do this to get one of his exes to get on a hook for a song about a girl that he was just recently with?
Like, where do you guys fall on that line?
I understand art imitates life and all that vice versa shit.
Where do you guys fall on this?
Rihanna sounded amazing on it.
Yeah.
Obviously, the song is great.
I said it.
I think it's swag.
to have one of your joints singing about another one of your joints.
That's what I said.
I think that's swag.
That's some shit I would do if I could make music.
You sing, niggas just sing.
I don't make music, though.
This isn't going to sound like, you ever hear certain songs and like wish you wrote it?
This might be the sickest four bars that I wish I wrote.
Years go by too fast.
I can't keep track.
How long to be last?
I feel bad for asking.
It can't.
Can't end like this.
We got to take.
time with this.
Go, go, go, cool.
Three bars earlier, he had no idea what time was.
Yeah.
And now that I'm, now that I thought about it.
But asking someone, I have no idea where time went.
Yeah.
That's how it goes.
Genius writing.
Like, yo, time moves so fast.
But now we need to, like, really slow down and, like, appreciate this thing that we have.
I feel bad for asking.
It can't end like this.
Yeah.
We got to take time with this.
Yeah.
And then after that just said, yo, let me fuck you to make it better.
That sounds like a great make
great way to make up.
It's tight.
Let's have that passion to say.
Cock up your bumper.
Sit upon this.
Let me see if there's something I could fix.
Look at the whole song prior to
of trying to get through to this girl.
But you don't understand?
And then it ends with,
y'all can just fucking like maybe that's the way.
Sit down upon it.
Yeah.
Sit down upon it.
Cock up your bumper and sit down on it.
Yeah.
No, you don't agree with that?
No, I agree with every word in this song.
All right.
As long as we're going to same page here.
Don't play victim when you're with me.
Yeah, don't do that.
Did you see Drake also posted some rehearsal footage of him and Rihanna singing Take Care Together?
Yeah, I thought that was cool.
He also did a video posting of himself doing a weekend impression.
I'm trying to think of what other footage was.
No, if we beefing, don't post old videos of me.
Oh, you're saying Drake shouldn't have posted.
If you're fattic with me and my baby daddy, don't post old shit of me.
Prettint you don't know me.
Interesting.
But how do we feel about Drake doing this, though?
because this is something that he's never done before.
Coming off of, you know, the battle and everything.
Can you play the other side for this conversation?
Because I thought this was an incredibly smart move.
I thought this was amazing.
If I'm in a battle and somehow the narrative has shifted to,
I'm not part of the culture, people haven't really liked me like that to begin with,
you drop 100 gigs.
of footage to remind us how much of a staple
you've been in our lives.
As someone that believes Kendrick clearly won,
and I thought Drake has been making weird moves,
weird reactive moves,
this is the best reactive mood.
He reminded me how much I fucking love his career.
It worked.
I'm not a huge fan of the three songs he did,
but I get with the rollout.
But the entire timeline that used to be calling him
the pedophile shifted in one night
of all the amazing moments of the last 15 years of why we love Drake.
But see, I'm on the other side of that.
I don't think that the narrative ever shifted.
I think that people had a weird moment.
People were supporting a weird record.
I've said this from day one.
I'm like, yo, bro, I just don't, that message,
I cannot dance and groove to that message of that record.
It's weird.
We should not be dancing and saying those words in harmony and unison
as if this is something to laugh and dance about.
Separate point.
It happened.
It's not a separate point.
The point is the narrative changing and seeming like he lost and he wasn't a part of the call.
All of that was bullshit.
It was just some shit that people made up, tried to make a real thing, tried to throw into the game.
It worked.
It did not work.
What did it work for?
Okay.
This is not the separate conversation.
I'm just saying.
We've had that conversation.
What did it work?
What happened as a result?
Never mind.
I'm going to take the other side.
What did it change?
Is Drake dropping 100 gigs if it didn't work?
Drake is not.
doing this unless it worked. It worked.
He has to now do this. He did a great
fucking job at it. No, no, no, no. You just said
it. You just said it. He had to
remind y'all because y'all are caught up in this
moment, in this moment.
It didn't change. Nothing changed as a result of it.
Nothing changed. So it worked.
No, it did. Listen. Why did Drake
who has dominated the last 15 years
of my life have to remind us? Because that
record worked. No, I'm telling you, it's because people
were caught up in a moment.
They were caught in a moment.
Kendrick smoked it.
Yes, but when you say,
he lost? What did he lose? He didn't lose anything. I don't know. I, we're talking music wise.
I don't, I'm, he has his child. Music wise, what did he lose? Music wise, what did he lose?
The battle? The battle. Cool. How did, okay, that's subjective. If you feel like he lost the battle,
okay, can I ask you this question then? Because I was really here to praise Drake on this entire thing.
I thought it was a brilliant move. It was. Does Drake drop a hundred gigs from so far gone
So for all the dogs, with all the footage he's had on his phone forever, if this Kendrick and Drake battle never happened.
No, he wouldn't have a reason to.
Okay.
So it worked.
No, it's not that it worked.
He's reacting.
He had to remind us, which sucks.
But yeah, he had to remind us because that record worked.
Again, a moment.
People were caught in a moment.
Moment worked.
I mean, listen, if you feel like it did, then great.
I'm just happy we got what we got out of it.
Same.
I loved all this footage.
Because my whole thing on this whole shit is I don't give a fuck about if people feel
like he won or lost. Great. Y'all can argue that. I'm not here to argue that. But the thing is,
we still have to keep in mind who he is, what he's meant, what he's given. That's what the
100 gigs was for to remind us. And I'm cool with it. Because at the end of the day, what is this
about? This is about music. It's about entertainment. It's about us coming together, listening to
shit that we either love or hate, having our views on it, whatever. But the bigger picture for me is
how could for any moment, whatever happens,
how can anybody even for a second try to forget
everything that he's done and everything that he's given
and all of the great songs and things like that?
Like, how is that even possible for people
to even be so caught up in the thing
where for a second, their narrative seemed like it changed or...
How? How does that happen?
To a separate conversation that...
That happens with Hove.
Like, I've argued with Julian about Eminem.
Even though I don't like Eminem,
it's crazy how...
his history has just been erased of who he was before.
It happens with the great artists.
We forget what they contributed.
No, but that's different.
Like, people look at Hove, like, he's cool.
Like, do you know what he's done in his career?
It's totally different when you're talking about an artist like Drake.
Drake has given more hit records than any of these guys that you're talking about.
He's not given more hit records than probably any artist ever.
So that's why this conversation is different.
You can't say it's like when Eminem, when people do, no, it's not the same.
It's the same scenario.
It's just heightened even more because it's Drake.
But people have forgotten what Hove did.
People have forgotten what M did.
People forgot what Prince did.
People talk crazy about artists that have been dominating for 30 years.
Well, that's a very specific type of person.
Like you said.
But to me, in this scenario, he's not doing this unless the Kendrick shit didn't work.
He doesn't need to remind us.
And it's cool.
I like, I had said that I hate Drake's reactionary shit.
He's great when he's the aggressor.
He sucks when he's on defense.
This was the first move I've seen him make on defense that I thought was brilliant.
Great move.
Please remind us how you have been a staple in our lives.
There were certain clips of that when he was playing stuff of views, stuff he was playing off.
Thank me later.
That took me back to a moment in my entire life like, damn.
I remember where I was at.
He has been a staple in my life.
He had, Kendrick forced him to have to remind people.
He's still, he's still playing art of war shit now.
It was a good move finally.
So you're saying Drake had to pop out and show you?
I mean, what's the name of the tour in London?
They're not quite like us or something.
No one's like us.
Whose tour is that?
It was in the 100 gigs.
He printed up shit that said, no one is like us, London 2024.
I'm not making this up.
I know you're not.
It's in the shit.
No one is like us.
Do we think that this is...
No one likes us.
No one likes us, yeah.
Do we think that this is
like the end of Drake moving and doing shit like this?
Or do we think that there's...
No, there was the other account.
All right, so to backtrack, this plot twist, Finster
that was started in June.
I want to say like on Monday of this week,
it hit the timeline.
Like, yo, Drake follows this page that's private.
It has 250.
posts.
This looks like something that has to do with the battle.
Two days later, he made the account public.
They found another one that said, oh, the other account got you out anxious round two
fight.
So there is still another private Instagram account.
So, no, I think this is going to continue for the next month, which is fine.
It just has to be good.
I'm not mad at the three records.
But if you're not going to take the time off,
and make people miss you
and you want to remind people how good you are,
that second Instagram account
when you unlock it has to have some shit.
Those three records are cool.
Yeah.
But it has to have some shit.
Of those three records,
which Rory's mentioned,
let's go through those real quick.
It's Up, which features Young Thug,
Ant 21 Savage, green, blue, and red,
which is just Drake,
and then housekeeping with Drake and Lotto.
What are your thoughts on the three of them?
Do you have a favorite?
I like the Drake.
and Lotto record,
I just don't know if it's
gonna work per se. I think
the hook is really good. I think Lotto is great on it.
It felt like a throwaway Drake
joint. I'm not a fan of Drake's
pocket. Like the
get on a stick, shit. Like,
I guess I see what you're trying to do.
It felt more like a throwaway than the other
two to me. I thought Lotto did,
Lado kind of carried the record to me.
I want to hear Drake on
records with Lado that he's done with
sexy red. To me, that's like the sexy red record, sort of. Yeah, but I could hear sexy red on that.
Yeah. I want to hear it. I felt like a joint he was working on for all the dogs and was like, oh, I still have this. I'll send it to Lado's sister that's next to me.
Oh. You see. Being gossipy, being messy. You being messy. That's messy. I don't hang out with Drake. You could go on TMZ and find it. Drake.
He hangs out with Lado sister. All right.
Let's speak to the music.
We don't have to speak to personal relationships.
Speak to music.
See, that's the problem with you niggas now.
Everybody want to talk about everything outside of the music.
Talk to the music.
You didn't want to talk about the music Kendrick made.
What are we talking about?
I'm not talking about that weird-ass record.
He released more than one song.
Damn.
Yeah, but that was a weird record.
842.
Never talking about that.
All right, but there's weird cases too.
Baca.
Let's not talk about weird.
Why is J.D. Vance around?
Let's not talk about weird.
cases, please. He said my
mortgage rate is crazy right now
because of illegal aliens.
Roy texted me that when I was at the gym
and I almost dropped the weight. I was laughing
so hard. J.D. Vance
told me today that
I can't buy a house because
illegal aliens are buying up all the houses.
You went to Yale.
You know how hard it is to buy a house
with a citizenship?
See, Ma? Anyways.
Side of it. I just go vote.
I didn't even.
know who to text. Like, I just texted Julian, like, what is going on with our country?
It's crazy. Oh, man. All right. Back to the music. Blue pill, red, cool, green, great.
I wasn't crazy about that one. It's Up is my favorite. They're just cool. Yeah, I like the
It's Up record a lot. Him and 21 haven't missed. Yeah, like It's Up too a lot. Yeah.
I don't know if that's a record from the Her Loss era, but that is a great, that's a great
track. I'm just excited to see, uh, you know, I like things like this when, when artists find,
new and creative ways to kind of like put shit out, engage the audience, keep people guessing
what's next, break down videos, breaking down lyrics and things like that. I like, shit like this
to me is, it's a win for us as consumers. I think this is dope. I think this is cool. And I can't
wait to hear, you know, what's on that next, that next fenced. People are speculating that
something may come tomorrow from the plot twist account.
Well, today, if you're listening.
They said headlines, which was released August 9th.
Obviously, today is August 9th.
He posted a random photo of an audio file yesterday and then a screen grab from the, like,
the music video from Helllines as well.
So people are thinking maybe tomorrow, today, something's coming as well.
How did you guys feel about the J. Cole meme that was in the mix of the 100
gigs. I believe the meme said somebody stole Jay Cole's phone and tried to call
Hove. He didn't pick up. Then they called the number from their phone and Hove picked up.
Yeah. Hilarious meme, by the way. Super funny meme. It's not even a meme. It's just like a,
it's just a joke. It's just text. Very funny. Remember when Jay Col got his phone stolen out of
his pocket by a fan and they called Jay Z from it but he wasn't answering so they called from their phone
and he picked up? You know how crazy
for Jay Z to answer your phone number
but not Jay-Coyle.
People are so fucking funny.
If y'all remember in like 2009-2010
in like the Wild Wild Wild West of Twitter,
the running joke was that
Jay Coal had never even met Jayzee.
Like,
Hove would never even go near him.
That was, I mean, obviously that.
Yeah.
Well, the screen grab from this tweet says
this was in 2019
is when this tweet is from.
Mm-hmm.
So.
Have they done a record since?
Nice watch.
No. Jay and
Jake O? Yeah. Nah.
That's kind of wild.
You know, I know you guys all hate that record. I like it.
I like Mr. Nice watch. Yeah.
Rory hates. I'm the only one. Rory hates Mr. Nice watch.
So bad.
You'll never kill me nice try. No more Mr. Nice guy.
And then not to be on, not to be on Drake's side here, but that same year.
Look at what Drake did with his whole feature.
That was, what was that? Pound Cake.
No.
Um,
on Thank Me Later.
Oh,
that was the same year?
No,
it had to be,
thank me later was...
A few months apart.
Hmm.
That's how you get a whole feature.
You do like a B-side joint like that.
Yeah.
Not a horrible attempt at a single.
Do we think a Drake album is coming?
Or we think we're going to just music like this
for the rest of the year.
I think Drake is going to continue to release little four packs every here and there.
Wait,
first of all,
don't skip my question, guys.
Who was your question?
I know,
on to the 400-meter hurdles.
Is that not crazy that Drake posted that?
Do we think that Drake and Cole are now at odds?
No, I don't think it's at odds.
I don't say no.
No, I don't think odds.
I just think that...
I think what Drake is going to do with what he's doing,
he's going to remind everyone that, you know,
like I don't forget, but I forgive you.
But what did Cole do wrong to Drake?
Just bowing out?
bro
Jay Cole essentially
started this whole shit
the fucking
Kendrick response
was about
Jay Cole's bar
on that record
so he should be mad at
Jay Cole
for rapping
probably the best
verse of
this year
or last year
never first person shooter
came back
Jay Cole
deleting the song
going on
Dreamville
stage
apologized
and saying he
couldn't sleep
like
what does that
he forgot all
that
how was that
here what
he said
on a record
how do you do
anything foul
to
He said on the record that dot, that dot shit was weak as fuck.
Like, the way you handled that was, that was, that was trash.
Cool.
Okay.
And he didn't diss Drake when doing that, though.
Why would you actually be mad at Cole?
I'm not saying mad.
I'm not saying mad, but he definitely looks at Cole some type of way.
Like, yo, what the fuck was that about?
Like, that, you're talking about corny.
That was corny.
You can't put a, a song out and then take it back.
Like, what the fuck is that?
That's not crazy to you?
We just don't want to rap.
As somebody that they've told us this, I don't know.
They say their friends.
Yeah, I could be mad at my friend
the way my friend handle some shit.
Yeah, but if that's your friend,
then you're going to just add, like, corny meme shit
into your thing that you know everyone's going to pick up on
and think that one defense.
The man is not friends, bro.
I mean, I agree there, but I really don't know
the two of them like that to ever say if they're friends or not.
But that to me was kind of corny of Drake to throw it in there.
Like, the bar in the first disc, cool, yeah.
what cold it was weak.
I'm not on that time.
I'm here to rap.
Yeah.
Cole deserved that bar.
Yeah.
But the meme shit,
if that's like your man's,
that time has passed.
He just poking fun at him.
That's just fun shit.
That ain't like,
that ain't beef shit.
That's just poking fun.
But what's the purpose of it?
Out of all the memes
that you could have thrown in your hundred gigs,
why that one?
I mean, it's funny.
Yeah, you being funny in the public to somebody you claimed was your friend.
The niggas is not.
Can I get my theory?
What's your theory, poops?
I know Cole to be friends with both of them, like he says.
I think after the pedophile accusations,
Drake hit Cole and was like,
oh, what you think?
Like, you don't think this is weird or corny?
And Cole has continued his relationship with Kendrick,
and I think Drake took that as a line in the sand.
You are now taking Kendrick's side if you're still cool with him.
the same way he's doing it with LeBron.
I'm not mad. When
Braun's been rapping that shit and his wife has on the PG-Lang shit,
I think Drake is looking at everybody that still speaks to Kendrick,
even if they were all mutual friends and putting a line in the sand.
If you fuck with Kendrick, I can't fuck with you.
That's what I think it is.
Isn't that obvious, though?
I just don't think Cole deserved that.
Like, yo, listen, I fuck with Cole, too.
But what he did was crazy.
It's okay to say that.
I'm talking about way after.
No, it's still part of it.
I think they've had full conversations
and Cole was like, yeah, no, I spoke to Kendrick.
Like, we're still cool.
No, I'm not about to say fuck Kendrick.
I think Drake wants everybody to say fuck Kendrick
and nobody's doing it and it's pissing them off.
I don't think nobody, I don't think Drake is expecting
or wants anybody to say fuck Kendrick.
Oh, I think he's definitely expecting him.
No, I think that Drake is just looking at everybody funny
that has either supported that song,
definitely anybody that was at the show.
Like, that's what, I don't think he's expecting people to be like,
yo, fuck, fuck Kendrick.
No, it ain't, I don't think it's that.
I just think he's just like, oh, okay, that's what you,
oh, you're fucking with this guy.
Like, okay, that's your shit, man.
Okay, you're at his show supporting his, oh, okay, cool.
I think Drake is finally living his bars of no friends in the industry.
The shit he's been rapping about nonstop of being backstabbed, all that.
And he was like, yo, you got like a really tight-knit crew that you've had your whole life.
Why do you keep talking about this backstabbing shit?
Because it sounds great on record.
I think finally he's living it.
All the rhymes he talked about being bet,
trade, I think finally he feels like it's really happening. And I think he looks at Cole crazy. I think he
looks at LeBron crazy. And I don't think that's fair to someone like Cole. Like, I'm been friends with
both y'all. Like, you had a battle and all is fair. Why are you doing what you doing? Why are you
acting like the song and the verse never came out and he took it back? Because that was very obviously
playful. And then when he like we all, we already, first of all, we already, we already.
came to way back then when we discussed in the podcast, we already came to the conclusion that
Cole thought niggas was just, it was all cool. And then he found out, no, these niggas really
hate each other. And he was like, oh, okay, I thought we were all friends. I'm going to get the
fuck up out of here. I thought we all had came to that agreement that that was what Cole thought
it was. He thought it was friendly fire. When he found out the fire was not friendly at all,
he got the fuck up out of there. I can't blame him from that. If you're friends with two people
and then you, y'all all play fighting and then they really start trying to hurt each other,
you back out like, oh shit, I didn't know that this was real hate.
I can't blame him for that.
As a rapper, I'm still on the side.
Yes, of more like, you enter the room.
But as a person, as a person, yeah, I'm getting the fuck out of here.
Like, y'all about to do some weird shit that I want nothing to do.
I like my wife and my kids, I'm going this way.
But that's a person, but as a rapper and not.
You think that that's wild?
Yes, that's the wildest shit ever.
We've never seen no shit like that before.
Okay, but I'm not, okay, we already know rap-wise he loses all types of points.
I'm not talking about that.
I'm talking about the fact that these are people, just like how you're saying,
Kendra can't say is just rap because he's calling Drake a pedophile, right?
Exactly.
So what I'm saying is, as a person, you still look at Jake Cole and say that even though
he was having friendly fire with his friend and found out that his friend was about
to take shit way crazy to a point.
You said this, that he took it too far and it was too crazy and it was the worst thing
that you could say about a man.
you blame J Cole for backing out
when his friend obviously gave him a warning
hey I'm not playing with this nigga
this is not for play play
you still as a human not as a rapper
as a human you still think that that's crazy
I think that's absolutely crazy
because we just talking about rapping here
like what do we're like what do you
if it's just rap then why the fuck do you
then why the fuck can Kendrick not come out and say that
Drake is a pedophile if it's just rat
because you don't play with that
exactly my point that's not your point
you don't play with pedophilia
why am I leaving condoms on your baby seat
Like, it's a battle.
That's the same as,
yo, you're a pedophile?
What are you talking about?
It's still on the same.
No, it's not.
It's not.
It's not.
It's not.
Anything goes in rap.
No, it does not.
No, it does not.
No, it does not.
Have you watched URL?
Bro, you don't tell me.
They talk about raping daughters.
Like, they do.
Okay.
You can say that rap battle,
they take it too far.
And yeah, I think maybe one day
we should have that conversation
that maybe anything should,
shouldn't go in a battle. But we know that is the rules when it comes to this shit.
Anything goes. If somebody called me a fucking pedophile and you were still cool with them,
I'd feel the same way Drake does. I get it. But I enter the ring where anything goes.
Anything goes. I understand what you're saying about that. Understand this is rap. It's bars and all of that.
It's just certain things that we just should not try to turn into an entertainment topic.
Pedophilia, that's something that we never,
you never throw that on the table and be like,
no, I'm just fucking with you.
No, what?
Well, I have watched a battle rapper say,
I'm going to rape your daughter and use the name
and then it was sponsored by Draft Kings and Sirac.
Like, like, anything goes in the shit.
Again, again, even that is crazy to me.
There was health care ads on YouTube in between raping a girl that exists.
I get all of that.
I'm just saying to me, just to me,
I'm not here to tell you what to believe or to tell you what to feel.
When you start talking about sexual assault or you start talking about children and sexual assaulting children and sleeping with underage and a minor, I'm not joking with that.
I'm not playing with that.
That's just me.
Again, like what you like.
That's fair game.
To me, that's just crazy.
And now if the artist you're talking about is looking at anybody that's supporting that.
and looking at them funny and not fucking with them,
I understand that too.
Because I said, what happens when a nice guy doesn't want to be nice anymore?
Cool.
What happens when he wants to be the villain?
What happened when he wants to shit on people?
What happens when he wants to not give people opportunity
and support their careers and help them as he's been helping them?
Especially when it's now he's not part of the culture.
He's not black.
He's a white boy.
You know, he's all of this shit.
Okay.
But also, and I'm not comparing fucking someone's baby mother to
pedophilia, but if somebody said they left a used condom on a Mara's baby seat, to me, that's
too far. That's up there with pedophilia, like just, no, it's not. No, it's not. Any accusation
with, no, it is not. It is not. You said bringing in kids. Was the kid, was the kid there?
That I throw my condom on your baby while the baby's in the baby. Now you're just putting yourself
in a smaller box as far as what's okay and what's not. Kids get brought in. It's not the same,
it's not the same. I have experienced with pedophiles and the kids. I have experienced with pedophiles
as a kid.
Me fucking your baby mother in her car and me throwing a condom in your baby seat that's in the backseat is not the same as, yo, he's a pedophile.
That's not the same.
Okay.
Do you think Nas partnering with Power 105 to hang JZ with a noose sponsored by every fucking company you could think of at that show is not in the same realm as Kendrick saying, yo, you got a weird case.
I heard you like little girls.
And if I don't have a weird case.
This is not the first time lines have been crossed.
No.
It's not the same.
Hanging Jay-Z by a noose at Power 105's concert is not in the same realm.
I understand what you're saying.
For Power 105 to get behind that messaging and all that, yeah, that is crazy.
It's crazy.
But to me, it's not crazy when you think of it like, okay, at least, at least, it is crazy.
I'm agreeing with you on that part, but two things can be true.
It's crazy.
But to me, it's even crazy if Nas was a white rapper.
That's when it would have really been crazy.
But the fact that Nas is a black man and he's battling another black man, while it's crazy
for 105 that's a white company.
I was about to say a bunch of white people funded
that production. That's what I said. And then advertised it.
I understand what you're saying. Yes, that's crazy.
But at the same time, I'm not comparing
Nas, like the craziness of Nas hanging a figure of Jay-Z
at a concert in 105, supporting that being a predominantly white
company. I'm not comparing that to
calling somebody a pedophile.
I think that is way further than, yo, Drake, I heard you like him
young.
way crazier to me.
To shoot a documentary behind the scenes
of how the production team put together the noose.
They tried it a few times to get it right.
And they shot a documentary about it.
Yeah, they had to get the timing of it.
Crazy. I'm agreeing with you. I don't want you to think that I'm so great.
Kendrick didn't do something that's unknown as far as overstepping when it comes to battles.
Our favorites have done it.
Hov and Nas overstepped if we're going to get into that right.
To round out you guys' argument, because y'all are going to never agree on this.
All of it is crazy, and there should be lines drawn in hip hop that should have been drawn years ago.
Hip hop has always been fucking disgusting and jokes about the wrong shit.
Fine.
But as far as the J. Cole part, which was the original part of this conversation, I think we can all, even if you don't agree with it, I think you can understand at the aftermath why he got the fuck out of there if he needed to be friends with both.
I was good. I mean, I, everyone, this is the thing with like, again, everything's subjective. Obviously, you guys have different lines. I don't think there should be a line drawn because when you're drawing a line that means it's like a universal truth that things can be too far, wherein most people in this case don't think something's too far. Where Maul's line thinks the pedophilia is too far, Rory doesn't. So like, it's not, there's no universal line that can be inserted into these things. Yeah, people, there shouldn't be rules. I'm on the side of there's no fucking rules.
if you agree to this, go for it.
If whatever happens in the process of the battle itself,
you signed up for it.
That's a part of the battle.
So, okay, so.
I think your beef should be with Spotify
pushing a record about pedophilia rather than...
I mean, that's a whole other.
That's a whole other.
To me, that's Power 105, doing the new shit and funding it.
Like, that's where my issue would...
We said, but we spoke about how crazy it was
for Amazon to throw that concert together, like,
based around a record with that message.
We spoke about it.
It was insane.
No, but Tom,
me the clown. Yeah, I mean, right.
Crazy. You know what I mean? The reason
why what you just said Julian is kind of
like agreeing with me is because, like you said,
if you want it to be no lines and
it's all fair and whatever, love
and war, whatever you want to say, then it's even
crazy that Jay Cole backed out.
Because you engage. No, if it's no rules.
And you two, I've known for
he jumped into it. He jumped into it. So you
can't say, you can't say there's no lines.
There should be no lines. And then if somebody backs out
because, yo, they're about to cross the line.
They're about to go too far.
then that's even crazy if you're going to say that there shouldn't be no no no no because we've said
if they were strangers then yeah if they were stranger they're friends they are friends if me and you
how do you know that i'm just saying how do you know that okay okay ma'all right i'm asking you how do you
know a lot of the shit that you know how do you know that j cole and kendrick are friends how do you know that jay cole and kendrick are
they produced type of how do you know that they're friends because i know people that know both of them that be like
yo, I've been telling you for years that they're not friends, that he's not cool with you.
So how do you know all of a sudden that they're friends?
They have a working relationship.
Friendship's different.
Fine.
We'll call it friendship.
They have a working relationship.
Yeah, I mean, that's, I'm on that side of working relationship.
I don't know these people.
So that's what I'm speaking to.
You say, yo, they're friends.
The whole, back to the whole like Cole leave backing out, though, was when schoolboy reached out to him.
And he said, yo, I think you think this is like a friendly rap battle.
This isn't between these two guys.
if you're in that, go for it,
but I don't think you think
this is going to go the way
you thought it was.
So for that, Call's like, oh shit,
never mind, I thought this was for sport.
It's not. I'm out.
Because that's what the sport really is.
There's no rules.
Not to plug, but when we did the Washington Post interview
when that whole shit happened,
remember that phone call with the writer?
I said, there's no rules in any of this shit,
but I think eventually years down the line
we're going to realize that there should be.
This is too much.
We're going to look back at these battles
and be like, why were we entertained
by some of these accusations?
It's in print in Washington Post.
But in this time right now,
you're not changing the rules.
This is what it is.
And if I'm Kendrick going into a rap battle
and there are clips and DMs
that could paint a picture of Drake liking young girls,
why wouldn't you go after that?
The same way that there's no real evidence
and I'm not trying to downplay domestic violence at all,
I don't know any real evidence of Kendrick beating his wife,
but that was a theme in Drake's thing.
At least one side, at least has some public evidence.
It's a rap battle.
Do you not see how those things can balance each other out?
None of us know if Kendrick beats his wife,
but that was a full fucking theme.
Is domestic violence not a big thing?
Yeah, to me, yeah.
Same.
So to put that on somebody with no evidence at all, you could say the exact same thing.
Why are you putting that on me?
The fuck?
I don't beat my wife.
You're just viewing it just from Drake's lens.
What do you think is more likely?
I'm just asking.
Don't even put no names to it.
If somebody said, yo, he's a butterfly.
If you want me to answer that, by the numbers, it would be higher that someone beats their wife than they are a pedophile.
if you want to go by the numbers.
Okay.
But now you're putting yourself
in a smaller box
as far as rules
when it comes to battle.
Should I look a percentage?
No, no, no.
I'm just asking.
It's more likely
with no evidence
to accuse someone
of domestic violence
instead of all these TikTok clips
of Drake talking weird
to a 17-year-old DMing
and I'm not,
I don't think Drake's a pedophile.
I really don't.
But if there's evidence
that I'm going into a rap battle
and I have these real things
that the world has seen,
I'm not going to rap about it.
But when Drake's case,
you're saying day-free
is someone's baby mom
and like you beat your wife
and his shit has no evidence.
The pedophile shit
actually has some background to it.
Yeah, Kendrick didn't create that narrative.
Yeah.
That's not, Kendrick went on the internet
and stole that narrative.
He didn't create that narrative.
That wasn't a unique narrative.
And if we-
Something that people have been arguing about
for a while.
And if we step out of the rap battle world,
I'm on your side.
That's fucking nasty of how-
Agreed.
How serious that issue is
to just call somebody that.
that.
Insane.
But we're in the
rap battle world.
Anything can go.
And I don't even know
how we got on this
through the 100 gigs thing.
Because we were talking
about cold,
the child went down
a whole other.
Can I ask you to ask
Drake one question
even though I know
him and I are not
on the best terms?
Is that most death flip
that he did
a new record that he's
going to put out
or is that just some old shit
that's going to stay in a hard drive?
Because that record
was fucking incredible.
That was one of the ones
that in clicking
through the
all of the files,
I was hearing that record.
Anytime you get to hear,
any time you get to hear Drake on a,
like a sole sample,
like a flip,
that,
that vibe,
obviously we know that's one of Drake's greatest pockets
is that type of,
that type of vibe,
that type of bounce.
Felt like a 40 flip, too.
Yeah.
40's the best,
in my opinion,
when it comes to current samplers.
Well, not just that.
Not just that.
40 and Drake obviously are on a certain type of,
you know,
chemistry together that they just,
they know each other 40 knows exactly what pocket would bounce what zone to put drake in to
maximize those type of bars those type of um those types of of words and things like that to put
together that that type of sound that type of feel to match that vibe like that's what 40 and
that's that's a pick and roll for 40 and drake that type of vibe is is a bucket if we play this
you think it'll get flags well that was played because he's
He's talking about a kid reference, right?
So it can't be that old.
Most of the Panis, amazing record.
This is crazy.
Stupid.
Stupid.
The level is just to advance.
The best of the Tiffany stand.
Oh, that's from...
He used those lyrics in a song.
Okay.
And it probably isn't come out.
hitting button wide up to the front of law.
This is great.
I can pause. I want to get flagged.
The first two bars of this are from that
his feature he has on Smiley's record,
the over the top.
Okay.
The level is just to advance.
The bezel is Tiffany stamp.
That's that.
He also had...
Sounds great on that soul record, though.
Footage of what became you with me on views
that had a crazy soul sample flip.
I think he only used like eight bars of it and you with me.
It was a whole different record.
I like this for this.
I think we're going to get,
I think we're going to get all of these songs on one.
So,
like he's going to release these on DSP.
My next question to you guys before we got on that rant,
speaking of that,
is how do you think Universal is involved with this entire thing?
That's what's kind of been racking my brain of this rollout
and putting out these 100 gigs thing.
Is it something?
universal would allow without monetizing like there has to be some type of plan even though he's drake
that universal would not allow somebody they've had under contract since 08 to put out a hundred
gigs of footage that also has music they own and things that they could leverage for real
documentaries like i just don't know if universal is cool with all this i mean we obviously know drake
has a certain specific type of relationship with his label. I think that the rules, while there are
rules, I think there's some rules that just don't apply to Drake when it comes to creatively how he
wants to release, what he wants to do. I think that obviously there has to be some type of
communication between the label, but I don't think the label would get in the way or try to stop
him from doing this or he owes them money as a result of it. I don't think that his relationship is
Like, I think obviously the rules are very different for Drake.
You don't think that Universal owns that GoDaddylink 100gigs.org?
No.
I don't, I just think the rules are different when we're talking about Drake.
And this is just Drake.
I know that some artists are big and they have, but I think,
when we're talking about, you know, one of one.
I think he ruffled some feathers.
I think a lot of this footage Universal feels like they own.
Even if, even if it's on someone's phone or someone else's camera,
this was part of your recording budget on our studio time.
I don't care if it's at your fucking crib or anywhere else.
This is our footage.
I don't think so.
It's not how that works.
I don't think so.
Okay.
I can record it.
If I record something on my phone,
if a friend of mine record something on their phone when I'm in the studio.
All right.
Listen,
as someone that's had a record contract with a major label and I've-
Fuck shit.
No,
I'm not bragging.
I'm actually embarrassed.
Who?
Someone that they did not give a fuck about.
When I had a line item of a camera,
person that was shooting something during the contract that we had, they felt like they
owned that BTS.
Yeah, but that's a camera person, not me.
I have footage from your album.
They paid that camera person.
I understand that, but I have.
In my, I mean, I hired them, paid them, but then they were reimbursed from the label.
Yes.
But that's...
You don't think that happened in some of these earlier clips with Drake?
I think now the current stuff, hell no.
Drake is finding his own people.
You don't have to reimburse any.
If it's a camera.
That was part of a recording budget for sure.
If it's a camera person, but a lot of these videos are, it's shit like when I'm recording
you in the studio on my phone.
If I'm doing that, that's not being paid for by anybody.
That's my footage.
If I decided to send it to you.
But he's talking about to the music that's playing in the footage.
Okay.
But that doesn't have anything to.
No.
I'm with you.
I don't think that the label, like I said, the rules are very different.
We're talking about Drake.
So I don't, I don't think the label has any say here.
I think they're watching it and they're seeing what he's doing.
communicating like, yo, so what's the plan?
Are you planning on putting these songs out?
Like, on a platform?
Like, what's going on here?
I'm looking at that way different.
I don't think any of these songs are coming out.
I think they are.
I think he's going to put them together and put them out at some point.
I know how they viewed my measly old footage that had to do a podcast of, had to do
a content that they wanted to fully own.
And I am not in the same stratosphere as Aubrey fucking Graham.
Right.
If you think that Universal is okay with snippets of songs that they own,
with extra verses, shit that wasn't cleared,
we're on a different page there.
I don't think Universal is happy with any of this.
I think they're ready to fucking lose their mind
that Drake put out this gold mine without their clearance.
Because that, to them, could be owned.
That's their footage.
Yeah, I just think, I don't know
I want to hear all of the music though
Give us the music, put it out at some point
I like this, you know, a little way that he's doing it
But at some point
We need all of these in the collection and just
Just give us the fucking music
I would love a, was it dark demo tapes
What was the?
Darkland demo tapes
I would love all that with like songs we've
Like that you with me for example
Like we've heard some of those bars
But it's on a different beat
I would love for all that to come out
Even if I've heard some of these verses in their originality,
I think would be a really cool thing to do with us to put on streaming.
Yeah.
Because that stuff sounds.
Well, I do think we're going to get that.
He obviously at the, he popped out at the party next door show in Toronto
and announced that him and party have an album coming October, November-ish.
So we do know that new Drake and Party music is coming.
But I do think that he'll put these songs out on 100 gigs.
I think we will get these songs at some point as well.
I hope so.
Obviously, it's going to be a busy fourth quarter.
It's going to be a lot of music, I think, released in this fourth quarter.
A lot of new music coming out this weekend as well.
I think summertime Butch, Benny the Butch's project coming out.
He sent it to me the other day.
And this project that Benny is putting out, Summertime Butch, this is what I thought his release on Def Jam was going to sound like.
The music, Harry Fraud is on there.
Like, he's just back to that.
Like, when I first heard.
Benny rapping when I first started listening to him, he kind of sounds like he's back in that
mindset as far as just bars and, you know, not overthinking it. Because sometimes, you know,
a lot of these artists, they sign these deals and they have to now make music. It's a business now.
You start creating differently. And I thought with his, his album on Def Jam, I just thought that
it was like maybe, you know, this is on Def Jam started to weigh in it.
to him and you know people are listening now and it's a you know this is the first release here this is such
an iconic label i got a caught he even put itself in the in the in the in the in the in the in the in the
bull's eye with saying this is the biggest release since he did some no allow shit you know what
me like he set the bar he set the bar very high the greatest deaf jam album i'm like since like i don't
know man in the last 20 years or something like that i think the blueprint was on deaf jay yeah like so so
so benny he set the bar extremely high for himself right and i'm glad to hear that you like the new
project because i love you you had posted uh
I love it.
The, he had sent you the shit early.
Yeah.
You were very objective off the deaf jam.
Well, I know it's your man's, but you're like, nah, that shit ain't.
It wasn't, it wasn't what I was expecting.
But this, this, this shit, this is the music.
I think that every, every fan, everybody that loves Benny,
everybody that fell in love with him early on, like when they heard him,
this is the type of songs and the bars that we wanted on the Def Jam release.
This is 100% for everybody that ever heard Benny and was like,
damn, I fuck with him.
I like him.
After the Def Jam release,
I started to think that, like,
maybe he got that Def Jam dental plan
and got addicted to that laughing gas.
And that's maybe why the release wasn't up to par.
Sick transition.
Yeah, that was awful,
but let's get into it.
All right, so Kanye's former chief of staff.
It wasn't that bad.
It was terrible.
That was a terrible.
That was terrible.
It was okay.
Also, just to put that on his jacket.
That was fucking awful.
That was terrible.
Shoot or shoot.
Fucking shoot.
Shoot, listen, go get a rebound, Peach.
Kanye's former chief.
Wait, I didn't follow my shot?
No, man.
This shit is all over the place.
Don't worry about it.
So Kanye's former chief of staff, I believe his name is Milo.
Yeah.
He's alleged...
Piece of fucking shit.
If we want to talk about pedophiles.
You called that months ago when he had his whole thing with yes, Jules.
Awful fucking human being.
So he's alleging that Kanye's dentist is supplying him with nitrous in a predatory manner,
leading to an addiction that made him no longer capable of successfully
release in music or clothing.
I like the word successfully there because I believe
Kanye can still release music in clothing.
But will he do it successfully?
It won't be successful.
And Milo is attaching that to his addiction
to nitrous oxide
that his dentist is supplying,
allegedly supplying Yeh with.
So again, Milo's a piece of shit,
but Pige and I were talking off Mike before you came.
We saw the start of this rabbit hole
and laughed
and the more I read this thread
he may be bringing up some good points
there may be some truth to this
why do you say that
I guess it's my tinfoil hat
but I can fully fucking see
alright is my tinfoil hat crazy when
yay do you think Kanye
no when your tin foil hat is right is right
I'm gonna give you that
but when that bitch when it's wrong
it's time to put that foil back in the fucking cupboard man
take that shit all
y'all think we landed on the moon so I can't even
and have conversations.
I'm with you on that, Rory.
You don't think we landed on them either.
Right here.
Hell no.
So you don't think when Kanye posted that screenshot
of his trainer saying he's going to put him back on those drugs
and all those threats.
And then you look into who that trainer is,
maybe there's some validity to the people that are around Ye
and trying to attack Kanye West.
I'm not.
Anyone?
I get what you saying.
Did you believe that screenshot that Kanye posted?
I don't think that was Photoshop.
I think Kanye's a lot of fucking things and a lot of fucking crazy.
And I mean that respectfully, but a lot of crazy.
I don't think he's a fucking liar.
I really don't.
You don't think Kanye's a liar?
Oh, wait.
No, Kanye don't lie to a couple times.
He's lies.
Yeah.
We've all lied.
Lying doesn't make you a liar.
Does that make sense?
Lying doesn't make you a liar.
No, lying doesn't make you a liar.
There's habitual liars.
You sound like one of the bad bitches that get caught time and time again.
And we're like, yo, like, lying don't make me a liar.
I had to fuck someone else to love you more.
Just because somebody lies doesn't make them a liar.
I think everyone in this room has lied before
What makes you lie to Marriott?
Just because we drink doesn't make us drinkers
Just because you think doesn't make you a thing
You had a shot
You had a shot doesn't make you a drink
We drunk them got drunk
And now I think she thinks I'm cool
That should be in a museum
I should be able to read that on the wall
I should definitely be able to read that on the wall
Teddy pender ass over
Greatest pen over
Demaris what makes a liar a liar
I think when there's a percentage thing
Right like when 70%
let's say 70. 70%. Actually, let's do 50. When 50% of the things you say are a lie,
you're a liar. That's a lot of shit. Just because you tell a lie doesn't make you a liar.
Half the things you say is a lie. That's a lot of lie. You're a liar. You're a liar. No, you're a
piece of shit. 50% of what you say is full of shit. You're a liar. That's a piece of shit.
Yeah, I know. But I will say, I don't think Kanye was lying about that. I think Kanye has lied before.
but he doesn't strike me as a liar
like where you have to question
every single thing that they're saying
like when Kanye posts a screenshot
I don't have to think all right
maybe this is a Photoshop thing
that he put together for a scheme
like he's not that type of person to me
yeah no no no I'm with you
I'm watching the USA go down 12
it's all right but got I'm listening
no go ahead what's up
don't watch the US crumble against Serbia
it's not yeah I was looking this way
the TV's over there
So he hit a three and I looked at Julian because I knew Julian was watching.
I'm like.
Liars.
No, look.
They're dead down 12.
Liars.
They can see it.
Look at you.
And I told Julian they was going to lose.
In the beginning of the episode, I thought they were going to lose too.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Right.
Nah, they was laughing at you, best friend.
No, that's not.
To be honest, I wasn't listening to what it was.
No, I was listening to him.
But when that three went in, I looked at Julian and Julie.
And Julian was like, I'm like, yeah, I told you they was going to lose this game.
What's up?
Yeah, we thought Serbia was going to be going to be going on.
No, we don't talk about Kong.
back to the doctor, back to the doctor.
You haven't seen him yet.
This is him.
This is what Kanye's dentist looks like.
Pipple.
I know his dick, little.
That's his doctor.
Okay, he's a dentist that works out.
No.
What, do you want your dentist to look like this?
I don't want my dentist to look like that,
but I'm not saying.
A dentist, it's not impossible for a dentist to look like that,
is what I'm saying.
This guy's in your mouth.
I mean, how small dentist rooms are.
it'd be a little claustrophobic with
now it's not impossible for you to get cool with your dentist
and be like yo listen I like that nitrous oxide shit
he looks like he doesn't look like a regular dentist
he looks like a specialized like black ops
well if he's operating and putting jewelry in your teeth
that looks like yes but
is he in the common room in prison where the fuck is he
the gym that's the gym
hashtag blast
looks like the mess hall
that tattoo is crazy
yeah that's not your prototypical
which a prototypical dentist would look.
You got the hairline inked.
Yeah.
So do you think special op CIA people can get to that point,
but also couldn't learn how to be dentist?
Oh,
and be targeted.
Oh,
no.
They can learn to be anything.
Okay.
That's if you,
I think anyone on COTN-6 could figure out how to become a dentist.
I'm not arguing with you on that point.
Like,
they can get in anywhere.
But I don't know if they care about Kanye like that enough
to be like, yo,
go through the,
a dentist. That's how we're going to get to him through his dentist.
He also speculated that the diamonds
that Yaddy has in his teeth are also fake.
I mean, that's not.
Okay. Who cares about that?
I'm just saying his whole, he's saying this dentist's whole
M.O. is to target black celebrities and he puts fake
diamonds in there. All right, why now, Milo? Okay. Why now?
Because you've got fired. Of course. See, so
now it's like, because you got fired now,
it's all of this. Like,
might not say this when you're not fired.
Where's the fun in that? The checks are clearing.
Right.
And that's the point.
I think Milo's the agent.
Not the dentist.
What's the fastest way to get something into your body?
You snort it.
Through your gums.
Oh.
Gum health can, outside of your gut, gum health has probably dictates most of the body.
So you're on board with this?
That's not in this theory.
This is just my own brain circulating through that weirdo pedophile bringing this up.
I think
Ye has been targeted
I think people
really care about Kanye West
and I think they've done
a great fucking job
of ruining the influence
that he had
Oh, I see what you're saying
Okay
Info hat
I'm not mad at that
I'm not mad at that
I think Kanye West
is an extremely important
an influential person
not in entertainment
in the world
for sure
for sure
Yeah you don't think
he would be on a CIA list
I'm not saying anything that's profound, and I think there's a reason.
I think once you start to my running for president, you might be on the CIA list.
I think they start looking at all of those people.
Like, oh, yeah, okay.
So, I don't know, man.
I'm just, I'm going to take the opposite side of the 10-4 hat one on this one.
I don't know.
I don't think so.
I just maybe, now, Kanye could have an addiction to nitrous oxide.
I think people have addictions.
That's a, if I'm cool, my dentist, it would be easy for me to get that.
and I'm not
doing what I did
with game as far as
like diagnosing people
No go ahead,
you can do it
but judging by what
Kanye has told us
about his mental health,
yes,
I can see addiction
being a
very easy thing
for his brain to adapt to.
He's been addicted to porn.
He's been addicted.
He has a very
impulsive fucking brain.
Yeah,
so you don't think
somebody could easily
get him addicted
to any type of drug.
We saw his trainer do it.
We saw like
now the dentist
is where we draw on the line.
line? No, I'm not, no, I'm saying if you think that the CIA put the dentist in there.
I mean, I'm being a little of that facetious. I'm agreeing that his dentist is supplying him with
nitrous oxide. I can see that. That's not far-fetched at all. You think for profit, not for the
sake of tearing down Kanye as a, no, I think not for, no, I don't think he's doing it to tear down Kanye,
no. Now, do I understand what Milo is probably alluding to? Like, it's affecting because it is a drug, right?
So I think that Milo has an argument and probably saying that, yo, he's addicted to this shit.
It fucks up his performance.
It fucks up his work pattern, his work behavior, his work energy, things like that.
But do I think the dentist is in on it and trying to like keep Kanye high so he's not influential and he doesn't release great music and great clothing?
I don't think the dentist is thinking that deep into it.
I think he's like, I'll supply you with it.
you know, like maybe the dentist might even be on it to where he's like,
yo, look, yay, I'm keeping track of how much of this shit I'm giving you.
Like, I understand.
Yeah, but any, any amount of recreational use of that is at some point it's going to be
dangerous.
Yeah, that's not.
The most safe way to administer recreational lab.
But I don't think that he's in on it on a, yeah, let me keep pumping this shit to him.
So here, he's not a successful artist.
Like, no, I don't, I don't think the dentist is that deep into it.
Well, according to the Yale Medicine Journal, the, the, the,
inhaling it recreationally can impair the body's metabolism and it's noticeable.
Connie's been gaining weight here.
I know that can obviously happen among other things as well.
But basically the inhaling this chips away your vitamin B12 levels in your body,
which protects the brain and spinal cord nitrous oxide long term use can lead to a range
of neurological, helemological, which is related to blood in psychiatric complications,
including nerve damage and psychosis.
So I'm not throwing.
throwing this on Kanye's jacket,
but like there's a,
you can see some signs.
Yeah.
Some shit.
I don't want to go back
to the trainer conversation,
but have you guys ever seen a trainer say
second option?
I can have you institutionalized,
you know,
I can't read,
again, where they medicate
the crap out of you
and you go back to zombie land forever.
Playdate with the kids just won't be the same.
Who's,
I've had a trainer.
Whose trainer texts them shit like that?
there's a bigger play here so i don't think the dentist is the is not a culprit
yo for your your trainer texting like if i wake up and that's what my traitor texts me i'm not
working out no more like you're not working out no more like you're fired you're fired he started
with i'm going to help you in a couple ways first you and i sit down and have a loving open conversation
but you don't use cuss words and everything that is discussed is based on fact and not some crazy
stuff that dumb friend of yours told you or you saw in a tweet second option zombies
whose trainer speaks to them that way that is i don't think this is a fake i really don't think this is a
fake tweet screenshot whatever the fuck he posts on instagram so why the dentist we draw the line there's
no way the dentist could do something to an iconic figure yeah that's i didn't want to go down
But it's hard for me.
It's hard for me not to agree with you.
It's hard.
And this is where I'm going to be objective.
The way you painting it, it's like, I can't argue that.
It's where I'm being objective.
Vultures 2.
Dudd.
Sucks.
I haven't listened to it.
A lot of the records that I had sent you on the Voltures 1 link are on there.
Oh, those were good.
Yeah, but the ones that aren't.
I'm just not running to Connie's music anymore to be honest.
It's just all unfinished and like, it all has great potential to be good.
but it's just not.
It's kind of like unfortunate to see that.
That 530 record is fire.
I like the one with Take Off Your Dress.
Which has changed like 30 times.
And like they're uploading shit where the take off your dress and husband record,
it ends up on another part of the album.
Like it was just sloppy.
They're uploading songs titled different things.
It's just all fucked up.
It's just rough.
Yeah.
I feel for Ty.
Because I think Ty is at this point is just like, all right, man, I smoked all these records.
And you were supposed to do your side.
Yeah.
What was happening?
Production is cool.
Kanye's parts like Voltures Mun are overwhelming.
Tie did great on every fucking soul.
I mean, yeah, that's Ty's Thai.
And then, I mean, Ty probably approached that, like, this is,
this collaborative energy that me and Ye have right now
is going to change my
not saying that Ty didn't have success
but obviously he went into this
when Ye came at him with the idea of doing an album together
I know for Ty his mind started saying
oh this is it like I'm on a whole different level now
and what's kind of unfortunate too is
the link I had for Vultures 1 was December of last year
and some of those songs are on
vultures 2 in the exact same form.
Nothing was changed.
They sounded incomplete at the time where I was like, oh, this is about to be fire when you
finish this.
And it's in its same form from last December.
So like it feels like y'all just decided to take some laughing gas and hit upload.
Like from some shit from last year.
You're passing the laughing gas around the room and be like, everybody hit this and
then we're going to make some music.
It's not a good idea.
I don't know, man.
I just don't know.
he's a CIA agent. I'm not, I'm just all I'm saying, Roy. I'm just not going that far.
I don't think he's an agent. Okay. I think that he's, you know, he's supplying drugs,
but I don't think he's an agent. I think you should talk to Biggs. I think he's been approached
by some CIA agents. But for some other things. No, not. Not for that. Not for that.
I'm talking about when they had a full control. Yeah. On a certain demographic,
I think they threw some people in the mix. That, that seemed.
like they were part of the culture
like they were from here?
Okay.
Listen, man, it is what it is.
Ma, what are you doing this weekend?
This weekend?
Yeah.
Can we finally go to the pool?
It's supposed to be rainy this weekend, right?
Weather this week?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Really?
Damn, baby, D.
We could have went.
Boy, anyway.
I was trying to go to rob.
Actually, Saturday would be your day.
Yeah, it's nice Saturday.
85, not too hot.
That's hot as fuck.
85 is not that hot.
85 is nice.
That's a nice day.
Once you start hitting 93, it's like, I'm in the house,
where I'm not, let that sun go down.
It's doing too much out there.
But no plans.
There was a movie, I think, that comes out this week
and that I said I wanted to see.
It was like a romance com, like a rom-com.
Oh, that's your bag?
You're a rom-com guy?
Friends with benefits, too.
No.
I forgot the name of it.
But it was a movie that I was like,
that looks good.
And it's a movie I still haven't seen that I wanted to see that's out.
Oh, a Deadpool Wolverine.
I want to see that too.
I love, I'm a, you know.
There might be a movie.
I still haven't seen Inside Out too.
That's my priority right now.
Isn't that like the animated?
Yeah.
They say it's for kids.
That's not a kid's movie.
It's an adult movie.
I got to go see it too.
This isn't Jack Harlow hate.
I refuse to see White Men Can't Jump 2.
But that trailer with Matt Damon,
Ben Affleck's brother and Jack Harlow,
that movie looks incredible.
It's called White Men Can't Jump 2?
No, he did that.
Oh, very, very.
watch it. This is his second
film. The instigators?
It's not out yet. Just the trailer's out.
It's a movie movie or like straight to TV.
Movie movie. It's Matt Damon.
Casey Affleck. It's on it. It's Apple TV.
Yeah, they go around Boston, Robin shit. You know, typical Boston movies that are
always fire. Oh, Matt Damon. Boston, yeah.
Jack Harlow's in it. And this is probably the biggest look I think Jack Harlow has gotten.
That's a great look. This shit is better than Drake rapping at the Kentucky Derby.
Oh, look at him.
You have a major role with Casey Affleck and Matt Damon.
Yeah.
You're robbing banks with them.
That's huge.
Yeah, they're right outside Fenway.
Yeah, I can't wait to see this movie.
That's huge.
That looks great.
Voice males?
Sure.
Let's do it.
You've got mail.
Okay.
Ooh, fun one.
We have a follow-up.
Remember the gentleman that saw his ex's current boyfriend in the cutoff shirt?
Remember?
Yes.
Okay.
He called back.
and gave us an update.
What's good, y'all?
This buddy from the other day
telling you about his ex giving his shirt
to her new boyfriend.
First thing, I don't think it's weird
for me sizing somebody up.
Like, when I say I sized him up,
I'm not saying like I walked up to him,
looked them up and down and went like,
hmm.
I'm saying like, you know,
I feel like I size up almost any guy on me.
Not in like no type of way like I'm trying to fight him,
but in some type of way like, hey,
I tell myself, if shit goes left,
am I able to handle this dude?
So I feel like if anybody does it think like that.
That's how you walk around life.
If shit goes left, can I handle this dude?
He got to be.
He's short.
What?
He's short.
I'm not mad at that.
That's actually not a bad theory.
Yeah.
I can see.
Now short, short.
But he's under six foot.
Target or.
Probably like five nine.
Costco.
Costco.
So you go on a Costco and just sizing up everyone like,
oh, if it go down and produce.
No, but you're just going to go shop.
No, but he saw that that was his exes.
I know, but he said he does that with every night.
I'm saying, I don't think it's weird that I did that because I do that with everybody.
He walks around the world, sizing up every man he comes.
Like when Mark Wahlberg said, if I was on the flight, 9-11 wouldn't have happened.
Which is true.
I sized up everybody on that flight 93.
Which is a fact, though.
But you don't never get on a plane and be like, I'll knock this nigga out right here if he start tripping.
Is he Muslim?
Rory.
Maybe.
I'm making sure he's okay with, okay, all right.
Maybe.
Why do you think that?
No, I'm saying.
You never just saw somebody that got on the flight
and he looked a little sketch.
Like, if he starts tripping, I'll knock him.
I do that in the subway a lot.
You have to.
New York is a simulation.
You have to walk out.
As soon as you walk out your door,
you got to hear that shit.
Ready, fight.
Like, you got to hear that.
You got to be prepared for anything
when you walk outside.
I do that on the train all the time
because I think I have a fair shot.
I'm kind of pessimistic with planes.
Like, if this guy gets up and does some shit,
yeah, I could take him.
down, but we're still in a tube going 500 miles an hour in the sky.
Like, I can't lay in the plane.
No, but you just got to keep him from getting into the cockpit.
Pause.
Yeah, I guess.
That's it.
You ain't got to just keep him from getting in that fucking cockpit.
The pause pin.
Or knocking a window out.
Mm.
Yeah.
I'm knocking a window as long as I got my seatbelt.
I was going to say, if it's a JetBlue flight or United, the windows will knock themselves
out.
True.
Well, they got to check the windows.
That's the problem.
Nobody's checking the window.
Throw them down.
I mean, I just think you're fucked on a flight regardless.
Yeah, but I ain't going out like that.
Fuck that.
I'm going out, kicking and screaming.
Fuck that.
I ain't about to just sit in my seat and watch niggas hijack a flight.
No, of course not.
Because I would want, like, at least some thrill before I die.
Yeah.
Like, let me live in this dramatic movie right before I die.
Do you pop a gummy?
I want to be in this thriller.
I just feel like for some reason, if I'm on a flight and somebody starts,
like, if a hijacked is like,
for whatever reason, God forbid, it just starts to go down.
I think the first voice I would hear is probably like Chuck Norris.
I'm sorry?
Like your inner monologue would be like,
it's up to you too.
Yeah.
Like now.
Now's the time.
You've been training for this your whole life.
You've been waiting for this moment.
Your whole life.
Do it.
I just think I would have to have.
But you haven't been waiting for this whole life.
And then as soon as one of the hijackers punched me in my face and my nose starts stinging,
it's like,
now I've got to fucking remix my plan.
Like, now I'm looking at the dude next to me.
like, yo, hell.
Yeah, nigga, get up.
Like, we're all about to die.
And we'll be honest, where you'll be,
where you would be seated on the plane
would be in first class.
So let's look at the company
that's often in first class.
Rich.
It'd be you against,
no one else.
It'd be a bunch of old white women men and women.
Designer,
beating off.
In designer.
Just if it's not a jacking off while the flight
is getting hijacked.
You and designer against terrorists.
The way Jordan Belfour would not die sober,
there's no way I'm not dying
and get it enough.
Yo, Matt.
You know, the flight get hijacked, and you look at first class in design is jacking.
Imagine that's the distraction that stops you from hijacking.
Like, is he beating off?
Yo, to have the mental fortitude to get hard and come while a hijack is happening, that's like zen shit.
How do you lock in that hard?
How are you that horny?
Like, nobody ain't asking the right question.
You have like three minutes to beat off.
You know, we're going down.
Like what the fuck.
Respect to the heroes on United 93.
But it's not funny to y'all that.
It never happened.
I'm here.
I'm trying to say, oh, it was Osama bin Laden.
So the story that we're going with,
can you imagine putting together
that whole intricate plan to hijack all those planes
and you forgot about the coffee pots?
Like that took us down.
It's awfully hot.
Imagine you're hijacking a plane
and then you get hit with,
because that's how they did it on United 93.
Yeah.
Imagine you fly in the plane.
Everything going to a tea,
Twin Towers was done.
They hit the Pentagon, your man's in them.
Now it's your turn.
And you behind the wheel.
And coffee hits you in the face.
And you go, fuck.
I forgot about boiling water.
Fuck.
And the top sent me.
Why didn't we think about the boiling water?
None of this makes sense.
Yo, I went to flight school for a year to figure out how to do this.
We forgot about the coffee.
Yeah, but they don't drink coffee.
Isn't that against their religion?
Maybe they just didn't, maybe they overlooked it because it's not something that they abide by.
Yeah, they didn't calculate that.
can calculate the
what's that
they calculated
how to turn a plane
at a degree
that we have ever
been done.
But they forgot
about the coffee.
They said coffee pots
and fire extinguishers
were the weapons
used.
That makes sense.
That makes sense.
Oh yeah,
we got to fit the voicemail.
Peach,
what was the voice?
Oh yeah, go ahead.
Oh, yeah,
back to this hero.
You're weird,
but whatever.
And I found it funny
how Demaris
interpreted me seeing
my ex-s-boyfriend
and my clothes, to me,
wanting to get back with her.
I don't know.
Kind of weird to me.
Might be projecting.
I'm in therapy right now.
So you might be projected.
I don't know.
And another thing baby,
D.
Why niggas go to therapy
and suddenly they therapy
and everybody to fuck else but themselves?
You just sat up here and said
that you walk around,
sizing niggas up.
You stressed out calling into a podcast
because your ex's new nigger
was walking around with your shirt on,
but I'm the motherfucker that need therapy
and I'm projected?
Demaris, you're not mad at him.
You're mad at your father.
Mm-hmm.
You ain't even know how you did that.
Your trauma dumping right now.
Oh, okay.
You're not mad at him.
You're not mad at the decisions your family made.
Yeah.
You should have been protected.
I dumped a whole lot of trauma earlier.
I dumped a big box of trauma.
Yeah, that trauma that's headed downstairs in those pipes.
Eight inches and thick.
Yeah.
Hey.
You a wild niggie, boy.
Great fucking joke.
Let's see.
No, that's the guy I wanted to.
Great fucking joke.
Rory, the fact that's time of mine is
joke. It's that video of the guy
in the beach. When he fucking trauma
dumps on those girls.
My daughter
killed herself. But she ran the
faster mile than me at 12. She was like, yeah, like, I
just like scrawny guys. He was like, you're eight inches
and thick. Like,
that was actually really good, bro. That's a good joke.
It's cool, man. It just was crazy to just
yell out eight inches and thick. Like, I don't care
It was crazy that he yelled it. Yeah, like, you know,
he was crazy when he yelled it. But you yelling it in this
room was even crazier like what?
All right, cool.
Greatest trauma dump of all time.
Oh yeah.
Just play it.
Then we'll get back to the one.
Real quick.
Real quick.
Hello.
Y'all like baldy builders?
How about multi-millionaires?
How about eight inches and thick?
That's not even the craziest part.
Wait, wait.
Wait, wait.
His daughter commits suicide.
Yeah, wait.
We're going to go back.
How about eight inches and thick?
How about talented?
How about loving and respectful?
Respectful.
My wife 10 weeks ago, 21 years faithful.
My daughter committed suicide three weeks ago.
He lost his wife 10 weeks ago.
He lost his daughter three weeks ago.
And I run a six-minute mile.
My testimony, I'm nothing but fear.
And I ask you if you want to be in a YouTube channel.
And you like scrawny guys.
I know he trauma dump on this like that.
Yo, that girl handled that way better than I think any of us would.
I would have ran.
I would have sat there in disbelief.
I would have ran.
Yo, listen to what he said.
He said, I lost my wife, 10,
weeks ago, 20 years married or something like that.
Diddy said I lost my daughter three weeks ago.
And she ran a six minute mile.
Faster than me at age 12.
What?
Is that guy okay?
What are you talking about?
Like, what the fuck?
I want to make sure he's okay.
He's eight inches and thick, though.
No, we can't.
The greatest voicemail history, Pete.
I love this voicemail.
Keep calling back.
I thought you would have resonated with me.
Like, like, damn, baby, D.
I really thought you would have resonated with me because,
if correct me if I'm wrong, you was also on here getting mad at
that ex for wearing a sweater on a date.
He ate.
He ate.
No crumbs.
On the sweater.
He ran that six minute mile.
Baby,
he ate.
He played in a man.
I don't know why this is funny.
It's funny.
Because he didn't eat.
He made no valid points in any of this.
Thank you,
best.
No, he ate
Y'all hated
He ate it
He ate
No he didn't
He said yo baby D
I thought you would recognize
Like what I'm coming from
Because
Correct me if I'm wrong
He led with correct me if he wrong
But he only knows that
Because when we did that
voicemail
I brought that up as an example
Yeah so he's just saying
Like okay
So you can resonate with his story
I can't resonate with his story
That's what he's saying
That's what I'm saying
He ate
No
But that was his ex
From like 12
15 years
He's still eight, though, baby, Dee.
It's still his shirt.
Five years.
Five years. It's still his shirt.
Just like that was your hoodie.
Y'all share more in common than you think.
I'm just saying, that's all I'm saying.
I'm just putting that out.
I'm going to share some shit with shit.
Moran Carmen.
You know, but A, to each is his own.
Uh-huh.
And I know you're up there.
I know all y'all would have felt some type of way.
Rory, I know you're the most understanding dude in the world.
No, I'm not.
I feel like you would have a person.
I don't understand the way.
She said it already.
Demaris was some real niggas.
You know, what's understood on God to be said.
You feel me?
Only person I feel like
that wouldn't feel some type of way
is Julian
and that's because he's gay.
Right.
He ate.
What's funny is he beat into the bunch
because I was about to say
because he's gay.
He ate.
He ate two.
What's four plus four?
Julia.
Eight inches and thick.
It's crazy because like
I was feeling him
until like the last three seconds.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's what he ate.
Four plus four.
He cleaned up the whole tea.
fuck this guy
I hope he got all your clothes on
and your socks
whatever
no that's hate you don't do that
now you hate it
he's cream pie and your queen
you're queen
yeah he's hating
that's hating that's hating
that's hate
he's cream pie
your queen
that's hate man
no I'm
I'm about to hate
you sized up
every guy in your life
every time you walk out the house
and you finally see your shirt
with your number
with your year you've graduated
and you ain't do shit
bitch
you don't size of anybody
see but Damaris
Maris called him a bitch
and a bitch in a time
DeMaris
you know whenever a girl called you a bitch
yo she's tired
you know
Damaris said bitch and you ain't do that
the next thing is he's gay or has a little dick
for sure
damn that's crazy
Damar's already said he's short
like yo he's short like damn what if he said that five seconds
seconds in yeah like yo I'm sorry I'm sorry I don't
mean any of the things I'm saying
yeah I it's entertainment he ate
yeah he didn't even
Yeah, just wanted to get a shit off.
That was a fun. I'm not even mad at that.
I'm not bad.
That was really fun.
That was great.
That was great.
I hope, yeah, find another.
Go get your shirt back and it calls back.
Get the shirt back.
Yeah.
Get your shirt and call us back.
Should we do a real one?
Let's get some real advice.
Get them back and blub.
Get them back and blub.
Get your shirt back.
Yeah, you know who took your shit from you.
Go get it back and blub.
Right.
Bitch.
That's the song.
That's the song.
Nah, but you, nah, but you tried to eat because he ate first.
Don't do that.
You try to eat back.
They're at dinner now?
Yeah.
Like DeVar Shonda.
We can go to dinner.
I won't give none of my new niggas your shirts.
But to go back to the original voicemail,
I'm definitely confronting the person that has my shirt.
You're not doing that.
Five years after, bro, you're not doing that.
You guys think I'd pass up the opportunity at Costco when I see my shirt on to be like,
yo, that's my shirt?
You wouldn't just be like.
I'm a thousand percent doing that.
I'm not trying to fight nobody.
I don't know you.
No, it wouldn't be.
couldn't be, I wouldn't confront him on some fighting shit.
But if you don't think I'd walk up and go, yo, that's my shirt.
You wouldn't just be like nice shirt?
Like as a joke, you would literally say, no, that's my shirt.
Yes.
Oh.
I would maybe be like that.
If he doesn't know you, that's mad weird.
You're wearing my shirt.
That's weird.
Okay, but he doesn't know you or probably know that it's your shirt.
Okay, well, let me put you on game.
That's the-older runs a six-minute mouth.
I'm not going to hold you.
He would be well with his rights to knock you to fuck out if you did that shit.
Yo, that's my shirt.
You're a stranger.
You're walking in some me.
Yo, that's my shirt.
The fuck you mean this is your shirt.
It's mine.
I'm wearing it.
So then what you're, how are you going to explain that you know that that's your shirt?
Explain.
Eight inches thick.
You're saying that I would approach it the way people went on the train.
What size she wore you?
I wouldn't approach it that way.
I would say you're wearing my shirt.
That's my football.
And then if he says, what do you mean?
This is your shirt.
Then what you're going to say?
I would, I would queue up a photo of you in the shirt.
So when you say that to him, he goes, what do you mean?
Show them the photo.
Just having photos of yourself in shirts.
But if it's, with that particular shirt on it.
But what if you know, like one of his old Instagram posts he's wearing the shirt or like there's old photos of him in the shirt?
I would just say here's the evidence.
Okay, I'll redo it.
You played on this football team and you were number 34 in 2008?
No, can't be true.
So was I.
He said he retired it.
Remember?
He said no one else has worn that number.
They don't retire jerseys in five years.
No, he's a liar.
He's a liar.
He's him though.
They didn't retire Kobe's number in five years.
They retired his high school.
All right.
He was like, because I was kind of crazy.
Okay.
Okay, baby.
Man, listen, I need y'all to stop calling into these voicemails on lying.
I know y'all got enough real life embarrassing shit going on.
Stop lying on these voicemails.
50% of lies don't make you a liar.
No, 49% don't make you a liar.
That's the number I stay at.
But 50 makes you a liar.
Cool.
Wow.
Next voicemail.
Hey, guys, what's up?
So it's always the...
I saw you guys at...
game. They only up five
for like, like, the close fucking
gay. It's crazy. The LA show
last year, I'm hoping you guys can come by again.
Shout out to Rory, shout out to
Mar, baby D, and
Julian, really love
you. I love you too.
So this question just goes out to each of you.
I am a teacher going into
her fourth year teaching. I teach
math at the high school. And I'm just
wondering, how do you find that good work, life
balance? This summer I started going to
the gym, hanging out with my
friends more and I want to keep that up, but I know that it's a bit hard because I'll be working
from 840 to 340. So just let me know and give me some encouraging words. Please have a great day
and thanks for helping me get through the week. I like as let me get this out the way,
former teacher here. Cocaine. No, just on the weekends. I think being on schedule, like having
that regimented of a schedule with teaching, because when I was teaching, I had to go way deep on
the south side size. I wake up at four.
to be at the building by like 6, 6.6.30. And then by the time I get home, it would be like 6, 7 and
night. So I pretty much wasted my whole day. But being on that schedule made me really like particular
and stick to like a hard regimen. So like when I would go to the, I would wake up. It's so early
before the sun came out. I'd have a gym routine post like teaching. There wasn't too much social
life for me during the work week. But it sounds like you're on a much healthier schedule in terms
of timing and stuff, just bake it into your schedule, like make those things a part of your
weekly routine. That's, I kind of the one thing I do, I miss a few things about teaching,
but one particularly for my personal life was how much I knew exactly where I would be at this
time on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, throughout the week. It was really healthy for me
in terms of my sleep schedule and workout schedule. So just fit into those friend moments,
like in between those as well. That's my advice. And also, um, however early,
go USA.
Wake up an hour earlier than you think you need to wake up.
Like, get the gym out of the way first.
I always tell people if you can, get the gym out of the way first.
Yeah.
Like, wake up early.
So that's done.
Like, you don't have to think about it.
You're not too tired after work to keep it up.
And then after work, get your shit off.
Plan a day with your friends.
Like, have one day a week that you set to spend, like, time with your friends and stuff like that.
It's good.
You just have to plan your time and you have to stick to that plan.
And if you can't just fly off.
the handle. And if you have other friends that are teachers, you guys are probably on a similar
schedule. That's kind of nice because you guys are done with work a little earlier than everybody
else. Most people, yeah. Then most people, so you can use, you know, that time if you have, you know,
friends in the building or in the district or whatever that also in the school system, use that time
too. I know you got a grade, do lesson plans, all that stuff, but you can get a lot of other
stuff done too. Thank you for that, Julian. You're using your ex-metis as far as a teacher and having
the schedule. It's very important to have a schedule and routine. I've been back in the gym.
but I think I should leave
because Dylan Baker
out benched me the other day.
Who the hell is that?
Throw it up.
You guys know he is.
I have no idea who did.
You're gonna see his face
and go how did he outbench Rory?
What are you throwing up these days?
He said,
yo,
can I work in on your set?
And then added more weight.
Damn,
he called you pussy to your face.
He's 64.
You got out benched.
He's from Cherokee's.
Gang.
You got out benched by a 64-year-old man.
I love your work
right actor
he'd be throwing up weight though
that's not
that's not
that's some weird guy you follow
shut up
you know Julian never searches the right thing
nobody don't notice that
why is it in the top
you do it
you never
look at the search
why is it right next to Dylan
it's in the middle
clearly not
what do you mean his face is cut off
what are you talking about
you thought that that's his body
I don't know we got nice tries
or traps.
It says Dylan Baker on Instagram.
Yeah, he's the only Dylan Baker in the world.
I mean, it's pretty common name.
Yeah, dude is crazy.
What are you benching these days, Rory?
Listen, I don't want to talk about it
because Dylan Baker's out of benching me.
Yeah, whatever he does, it's not enough for Dylan.
You know what someone like, yo, can I work in with you
and you don't really look at them?
And then when he got on the bench and started throwing shit up,
I was like, oh, I love his movies.
Yeah.
You notice who it was?
Immediately.
Oh, man.
All right.
What are we doing this week?
again, nothing, no plans.
New music's coming out.
New music.
Lotto's dropping.
I'm excited.
Shout out the Lotto.
Shout out also while we're here before we close out.
The guy responsible for the murder and untimely death of P&B Rock has been found guilty of murder.
He's been accused of sending his 17-year-old son to rob and kill PNB, but he has been found guilty of murder.
Now, the guy, the 17-year-old, who's probably...
18 or 19 now.
He's not, he's 19.
He's not, they say he's not fit to stand trial.
So the 19 year old is not fit
to stand trial. The guy who actually pulled the trigger.
Yes. But his father, because his father sent him
on the mission, he has been found. Yes.
So how does that work? What happens to the guy
that showed up the kid? Well, he has to
stand. He's not a kid anymore. He has to, obviously he has his own
charges that he has to
19 years or so kids, but
he has his own charges that he has
to deal with. Bury that guy
under the fucking jail. You send
your son into Rosco's to get a chain for you, he ends up killing PNB Rock.
Y'all get arrested and you roll over on your own son and say he stole my car and did the
shit by himself.
Piece of shit.
That's the biggest piece of shit.
Outside of what happened with PNB Rock, piece of shit.
Yeah.
Add on that, you sent your son on a dummy mission and then rolled over on him.
Die under the gym.
Yeah, biggest piece of shit.
But hopefully P&B Rock's family and loved ones.
find some type of comfort and knowing that, you know, somebody responsible for the untimely death
of P&B Rock will have to pay for that with a lot of time in prison behind bars away from society.
While it won't bring, you know, P&B Rock back, at least somebody's not out there enjoying
life and roaming, you know, the streets freely.
So continue prayers and blessings to P&B Rock's family.
you know hopefully this is some type of closure on a tragic chapter chapter in their lives
and let's continue to keep them in prayers because you know seeing him i still can't believe we
actually saw a clip of that when it happened like that was the crazy shit we're able to sit and watch
that um so yeah and everyone on the internet continue to apologize to his girl
apologize to to pop smoke's friend you guys stay saying
people are setting up their loved ones
and it's not the case.
Yeah, that was awful.
I bet she had to go through that.
People just want to jump in
and say something
and feel like
because they have
an active social media account,
they have a voice
and they should express their
opinions and views.
There's nothing,
unfortunately,
you can do about that.
But, you know,
I'm trying not to pay that shit
anymore.
USA has won there,
semi-final game,
95-91,
close game to Serbia.
This is the game
I was watching the whole time,
right?
Oh, you don't even know.
They were down like 14.
They were getting smoked.
When we looked at each other and laughed,
somebody hit a three,
USA went down 40.
If you watch this on YouTube,
you will see them all glance over to me
a couple of times with a wind's face
because we were looking bad.
I thought the USA was about to lose this game.
Steph Curry played out of his mind.
Lights out.
38 or something like that.
So yeah, shout out the team you'll say.
Hopefully they get the goal.
When is the championship game?
Oh, no.
Saturday probably.
Saturday, I believe, yeah.
Hopefully they get it done.
USA against France in the goal game.
So yeah, we'll watch that this weekend.
I think when you're on.
And he's going, he's going for 60.
Curry at 36 and B 19.
LeBron had 16 today.
Durant with only nine.
Yeah, just Steph Curry.
I love a game on his back tonight.
We were down.
I want to see ISO, Katie, and Webanyana.
Stacks, stacks clear.
Yo, ISO.
They won the fourth, 32 to 15.
Had to get it.
They had to get in a four.
Got it done.
All right, chall.
Have a blessed weekend.
Be safe.
Be blessed.
I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger.
Peace.
A win is a win.
A win.
I don't care what you're saying.
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