New Rory & MAL - Episode 306 | AND DID!!!
Episode Date: September 27, 2024It’s just the guys today. Demaris steered clear of the microphone after the Cardi B news. Before we get to that, Rory presses Mal about not having a Roc chain after going to a show at S.O.B.’s (1:...46). Meanwhile, the United Nations assembly is taking over NYC and Mayor Adams is seemingly on his way out following his indictment (11:54). Perhaps this is something Julian’s brother could fix. We revisit Diddy and a new theory that the thousands of bottles of baby oil were laced with dr*gs (24:17). We recount other evil geniuses throughout history. In relationship hip-hop news, Cardi B & Offset are off again. This time we get some wild news that nobody asked for and Mal has a very direct message to specific women. Then we go over the Billboard top 10 ‘Get Up Anthems’ of Chicago (53:33). Rory shares his theory on J Cole and Drake (59:43). It’s time for voicemails (1:18:22)! We give advice on if you should date a coworker and how to go about introducing your girl to the family. We close by talking about an interesting story from an NIL deal, the WNBA, and Rory bringing Amara to Julian’s party hosting this weekend.Thanks to our sponsors: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Download the PrizePicks app today and use code RORYMAL and get $50 instantly when you play $5! For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is an I-Heart podcast.
Guaranteed Human.
Toronto, we will be in your city live on October 17th at the Phoenix Concert Theater.
Can't wait.
Cannot wait.
If you went to our last Toronto show, it was one of my favorite, amazing crowd.
Obviously, we know mall's ties, so, you know, they're going to be in there.
Toronto, October 17, get your tickets now.
Hope to see you there.
No.
The rain is obsolete.
Jermaine is out to be celebrated paraded out in the streets for days if not for weeks for bringing us out the bleak it's burning pit
My words is slick when it's my turn to kick
I apply pressure like I'm trained to stop a leap
How vain is my belief to say that I could be the greatest shot unseen
With my cadence proper from days I laid across the street from these Caucasian neighbors new kids I stayed around our green
And not as mean as my homies that played on project swings
Where fate is not for seen my brain stained ingrained with the stories of slain bodies from heinous robberies
and rated our regimes exchange it off a cream tricked them it went left they pulling up shooting like taitem off a screen the bills is due as kids we knew the way to cause with rings since mom ain't paid them off we train to watch the names across the screen and let collections pass just like we fail to make an off a ring got a channel thoughts cause down the cable off it seems deep down i hated halloween with all that i have seen who needs another way to cause a scream dangerous as the king of pop how well they span your block no moves minimal smooth criminals the whole gang doing insane
I'm out of lean.
This ain't prescribed
because there's no
doc for pain
they harbor rings.
Some pray to God
but it's odd
because Satan's catered
all their dreams.
Spiritally mild nourished,
dehydrated,
now they theme
for truth in these flows
food for their souls
to make it all serene
well here's a plate
of collard greens.
Mall, I have a gripe to pick with you.
Out the gate.
Oh my gosh.
Out the gate.
Out the gate.
It's going to sound like some hate.
I love a little bit of hate though.
Like coffee and hate.
It's not hate.
It's not hate.
Hate.
I can't even speak.
It's not hate.
But it's a great.
Because Graff is my guy.
Okay.
Love Graff.
I want him to achieve every goal he's ever set out for his life.
I went to his SOV show.
Had a great time.
Why did you let Graff get a Rockefeller chain before me?
You're not a rapper.
I rapped about you.
You would never sound a Rockefeller.
I know you, though.
I mean, where should I begin?
I had a big's number.
He doesn't always answer.
You never had any business dealings with Rockefeller.
yeah i just don't think you check out that's not part wait hold on that's not true what business
dealings have you have a rockefeller no matter what i feel like if you do business with bigs you're
part of rockefeller oh see that's still the same that's your thought see in that case you know how
many other people deserve would need a rockefeller chain if that were the case like it would be
rock chains all over the city yeah like the paper plane has exactly let's just do that with the chain
yeah yeah no i mean at this point right yeah does rock nation count no okay i think i
I don't get a paper planes chain though.
Okay.
I'm not mad at that.
Maybe I'll do that.
It's a difference though.
I went to SOBs and had the time of my mid-30-year-old life.
I hadn't been to like a real rap show in a long time.
Graff put together an amazing show at SOBs.
He brought out-the-Graph, man.
Brought out Bleak.
He brought out Freeway.
He brought out Method Man.
Because in the spirit of real hip-hop,
there was a couple little tiffs in the crowd.
So Jim Jones didn't get to perform.
Pat didn't get to perform.
But Graff put it.
together an incredible show at SOBs.
I haven't had fun like that.
I went by myself.
Like that's how excited I was just to see that lineup.
And shout out to Graff.
It was a great night, but I am hating.
I was a little greasy on side stage when you had your chaining day, when
Bleak pulled out that Rockefeller Jane.
I kind of thought in my head, like, what about me?
That's the white privilege kicking in.
See how white privilege just jumps out no matter where you at.
Like Graff hasn't been grinding for 20 years.
Yeah, like I want to change two nods.
That's not what happened.
You're like, what about me, man?
Yeah, nah.
Like, I know you bleak.
Shout out the graph, though, man.
Yeah, it was a great night.
I wish you would have came.
I think you would have a lot of fun.
I don't go out, man.
There was one woman there.
It was just Mandy and me.
Oh, yeah, no, then I'm cool.
I'm in the house.
One woman.
You need those type of rap shows every now and then, though.
Every now and then.
Just to keep you on your toes and remember why you fell in love with this shit to begin with.
Yeah, that's true.
But I didn't, I wasn't leaving the house to go hang around a bunch of men that smoke.
I hear you.
Drink Henney.
Um, BDot, my guy, but I'm here to spread some more hate.
You know that video of Bow Wow when he has his hood up and he's like running away and he's like,
they're chasing me, they're chasing me.
That's how BDot was at the SOB show.
I'm like, BDot, we're not that famous.
You could take your hood down.
No one is going to bombard you.
I'm not even going to let you put that on BDOT like that.
I said it to his face, so I don't mind saying it here.
BD. I did not put his hood on.
I said BD. We can take your hood down.
You could take your hood down.
Thinking that somebody was going to run up on him.
Yeah, man. He said he didn't want to do any
mixtape listening parties. Well, no, now that
I feel, I feel them on that. That I feel them.
I mean, Bada, you could talk to the people.
Yeah, take your hat. Take your hood of
Bada. I pretended to listen to a bunch of
up-and-coming rappers about their music.
You got to. I definitely lied to their face.
I was like, yeah, I'm definitely going to check it out. Especially if you in
SOBs, that's the place to do it. Of course, I'm
going to listen to your CD that you just gave.
Of course. Even though I don't say, they're still passing
out physical CDs. I feel like if that
were to still be a thing, it would happen in S-OB.
Anybody still handing out CDs doesn't care about
their career. At all. That's why I find it funny. I'm like, what am I supposed to do with this?
Yeah. I do appreciate the QR code. Yeah. Like, I think that's a good way.
I got a few of those, which I actually will click that and listen on my ride home. But people
legitimately hand me CDs and also the USB drives need to stop. That's kind of dated too,
in my opinion. I'm not going to give me a QR code or just like, you know, send me like your
IG or something like that. Like don't, don't, don't, don't, don't hand me no CD or no US, US,
drive. I'm not, I don't know what to do with that.
But the crowd was great. I mean, all
three potential fights were diffused
quickly. Good. But there
was still a lot of violence in the air.
You could feel the tension. Yeah.
But that made me, that made me feel alive.
I haven't been scared in a while.
Sometimes you need that brush. Like when Bleak and Freeway came out,
when they did One-N-900 Hustler, I really
thought, I was hoping someone was going to punch me
in the face. Yeah. Like, it would have made me feel better.
Nostalgia. I get it. You need that.
It was a great, great night. Shout out to Graf.
but again I am still hating
I wish I had a rock train
you're sorry maybe one day
it won't happen but I'm gonna just say it anyway
maybe one day no and I can't afford
to bid
so that would have been my only
my only way
but it got so weird
at the end they had to shut it down early
and they were pushing people out
because I mean we've all been to
SOVs and it can get a little dicey there on Barrick
so they get people out immediately
get people out and off the block
but Julian looks so safe they let him walk in
after the show was done
Oh yeah?
I was at another show.
I was at the Beacon Theater, the Tedeschi truck band.
Very different vibe from where Rory was at.
I was with total different.
It was like jazz, soul and like long guitar solos.
Of course you are.
The 12, 12 person band, it was beautiful.
But Rory's text meeting and that show's wrapping up.
And I was like, I'll hop on the train and then, you know, meet you down there.
So I get out and then I'm clearly at the let out.
I see hundreds of people in the street.
And I was like, damn, the show must be over.
And then they're like pushing people out.
I just, I just, I walk in and I just see the only white person's Rory.
So I just go right up to Roy.
He goes, how did you get in?
I was like, I just walked in.
He was like, they're literally physically removing people from this.
I just walked right in.
They probably thought you was a janitor.
I mean, I just walked in as if like I was like, you know, supposed to be.
You've seen me do shows.
I just, I'm supposed to be here.
He looked like he was collected at the back end.
Did you have your tote bag?
No, I was bagless.
Oh, once you have your tote, your toe, is like your, that's like your lamint.
Like, what you have a toe bag?
Nobody's, a guy, a man walking with a tote bag.
it's not, it's like, all right, let him in.
Like, he's a good guy.
He's here to drop off Graf's W-9.
Yeah.
I'm sad.
I'm sad at it ended though, because it looked like it would have been fun.
Yeah, while you were walking in, thank God you did, because you were saving me from.
You looked like you were over that.
Because this woman, she was really nice.
Don't get me wrong, but she was trying to convince me that she should be a full-time
co-host on the pod.
And I'm like, it just doesn't work that way.
She's like, I can come like this week.
I'm like, I don't know you.
Yeah.
I walked in at that point.
She was like, I got opinions, you know.
I was like, that's not how this works.
I got a pen.
I was like, I got opinions.
What if she has good opinions?
I mean, I sat there.
Did she give you all?
I asked for a hot take.
I didn't get one hot take.
Oh, yeah.
Really sweet girl, but I was just chatting.
I did appreciate the confidence in which she was pitching an insane idea of like, yeah,
no, you don't know me, but I should just be the full-time co-hoek.
Like, oh, yeah, I bet.
No, you right.
I never even thought of it that way.
Yeah, I was waiting.
I was waiting to meet you.
I was waiting to meet you.
I knew you would be here.
It's just destiny right now.
Yeah, I knew you would be here tonight.
But cool chick.
I mean, I'm sure she'll be fine.
She definitely had a lot of charisma.
Yeah.
I'm sure she's great at podcasting, but I don't mean, I don't really know you.
Yeah.
And you could be lining me up.
I was at SOBs, of course.
And shout out to SOVs, man.
Never change.
Still my favorite venue of all time.
Change my life.
Love SOVs.
Love going there.
Did anything else happen to you this week?
That was really all I did.
Happened to me?
No.
I've been with you.
Monday, the day before that,
and today,
it's just my week,
nothing is happening to be.
Why have to have that tone when you say that?
No, I'm just saying.
Not like, nah, I've been with you, man.
I've been, you know.
I've been with you.
I just, minus the grab show.
I didn't go to that.
I saw you again.
I saw you again and again.
It's hard job.
I can't control it.
And again.
I saw you again and again and again.
No, nothing happened to me this week.
No.
Thankfully nothing happened to me.
The UN assembly's been going on all week.
Oh, that happened to me.
Yeah.
The traffic is fucking.
It's like,
New York is such a place that already has probably top three because we've traveled
traveled a lot and we've been in other cities.
Top five.
Top five.
So whenever you have things like the UN when the world leaders are here and they strategically
cut off certain blocks so that, you know, world leaders can get in and out in cases in
emergency, you know, so now that causes on top of the already traffic gridlock city that
we have.
This week, the UN, every or all the world leaders being has caused a number of,
another layer of traffic.
And then they're talking about they want to put a football stadium in Manhattan.
It's never going to happen.
Well, we got Hudson Yards instead, but we're getting too local, I think, at that point.
Yeah.
That's what replaced what the Jet Stadium would have been.
Good.
I'm glad it did.
They got an overpriced thing that's collapsing right now.
And then they have a beautiful vessel.
A mall that no one goes to.
Yeah, I've been there twice.
I've been there twice.
What a waste of a project.
Oh, that is in so much debt right now.
Insane.
At least they got rid of what could have been a potentially
a great park or like a nice outdoor area
for residents to go. But now let's just throw some
luxury buildings over there and watch it fold.
This is going to sound really ignorant and I'm sorry
but what happens after the UN assembly?
Like is anything going to change after they meet this week?
Like is the traffic at least not in vain?
If there'll be a less hungrier kid,
will be one less bomb?
I'm sure. Can the UN do something when they link?
I'm sure funds will be funneled to certain people accounts.
Wires have been transferred.
Oh, we know that.
Yeah, wires have been transferred.
It's ironic, which see, they're in.
Who's controlling it?
Wires have been transferred.
You know, funds have been deposited.
And, you know, after your tax dollars.
Yeah, no, no, I get it.
And after this weekend, everybody will go to their respective corners of the world and, you know, live life and spend money and have lavish parties and things like that.
So I still, I'm on a payment plan with the IRS.
and I still obviously owe New York City a lot of money.
I'm on a payment plan.
So I told Loyan this morning,
when they email you about the update of like auto pay for the IRS,
reply, nah.
Yeah.
I don't owe y'all money.
Yeah, no, no.
I don't owe y'all a fucking thing.
Yeah, no.
It's over.
Because your mayor's funneling $10 million of our money.
I don't owe y'all any money to this state of New York and New York City.
If Mayor Adams is still there,
I feel like we shouldn't have to pay what we owe in tax dollars.
Are we surprised, though, at this?
are we surprised that Mayor Adams being indicted on federal charges?
Like, honestly, I saw this niggins salsa come foie going to fold him with a bottle with a bottle of chick taking pictures.
Like, are we surprised?
The city is, I mean, it's one of those, the classic with smoke comes fire.
Like, it's the way someone like that moves, especially in an office, a political office of that magnitude in a city like New York, it, yes, it's not surprising.
This is, this is not surprising at all.
It was a little bit to me just, because the way.
way he was moving, I felt like he would have had to
have been innocent. Like, you don't move like that
if you're doing some dirt.
You move like that if you're stupid. He's an idiot.
Like, oh, this is the classic case of the guy that always wanted to
be popular, always wanted to be known, always wanted to be a
forward-facing person. He'd go outside. People knows who he is.
He always wanted to be this guy and it happened later on in his life. You know, he's
an older guy now. But then it's like, okay, he wants to have
relationships with rappers and bartenders and things like that.
It's just like, we can see exactly what this is, man.
He was just getting to know the community, the residents of this crate here.
He never sleeps small.
He's going to get to know a lot more to community in a minute when he's sitting behind that wall.
So it's a community in there, too.
I don't know if he's ready to meet those members of that community.
When I knew it was getting nuts, because we were even on Kenny All Star last week in London.
And he was asking what should we do when we come to New York?
And we immediately were like, you have to link Mayor Adams in Dykeman.
That's like he's going to be with Montana.
We definitely did tell him that.
Yeah.
One week later, he's in Dykeman.
When I knew it was really crazy was one of my homegirls is in a specific occupation.
I'm in her close friends.
She's a library.
And she has a lot of coworkers, if you will call, that put together certain type of parties
for a certain type of employment, if you will, of service.
And when I saw Eric Adams on her close friends at one of those parties,
making candles from scratch.
This is crazier than him hanging out with Rowdy Rebel.
He and he in the underworld.
Yeah.
You know what he's doing, man.
The charges came out.
That's not a bottle girl.
I'm just letting you know.
The charges came out before we recorded just to breed him out loud here.
Bribery, solicitation of contribution by a foreign national wire fraud and conspiracy.
The indictment spans 57 pages and focuses heavily on the mayor's connections to Turkey.
Oh, he was trying to go get his hair back.
He's trying to get a headline.
All right.
See, that wouldn't shock me.
If he just showed up one day with a full hairline,
I'd be like, yeah, that checks out.
Yeah, I'm not calling him E.
Hey, Eric, we understand that you was...
That's big E.
That's here, Eric.
We know you was trying to do it turkey, man.
You was trying to corner the hairline market,
get your hair back.
I'm not mad at that, but you can't do that with my money, sir.
I'm sorry, I'm not paying for that.
I'm not funding that trip to Turkey for you to get your hairline.
I'm not doing that.
And, like, all right, I assume every politician steals money at some point.
Like, I guess it's just...
part of the job. But don't like take our libraries too.
Well, that's what he had to do. It had to, it was one or the other.
Is it to take your money? I really don't think that that's what. Take your money or take the
library. Which one? They took both. Exactly. That's why his ass is great to go to jail. He got
greedy. And then in return was like, we can give you guys illegals as lifeguards.
So why are you complaining? They're great swimmers. The library's closed. So go out and
fucking swim. There was a, uh, an exchange, this report at which none of us, neither of us
have had the time to read through, but I really want to because I'm sure it's going to be
hilarious, said that he was texting one of his, uh, aides, his officials. And they were talking about,
you know, illegal business dealings. And the official said, make sure they have the quote text,
make sure to delete these messages. And Mayor Adams wrote back, always do. And I've said this to Rory
before I was like, you worked for law enforcement. That was your thing was to, to unearth deleted text
messages and like out people on those things. You're, you're falling for the same tactic of the people you
used to lock up. How stupid are you?
That's why I think he's a dumbass. I don't think this is like anything more than
someone that like Maul said was never cool, got a little bit of power.
Like a cop. But he's a fucking idiot.
Yeah, he's a cop. He's a cop. He's a cop and he tried to moonlight as a fucking public
figure as a social media influencer and forgot that, oh no, you're in charge of like
public money, like the city's budget. Like you are directly taking these funds.
and living a lifestyle that you cannot afford on your mayor's salary.
Yeah.
So people start looking at things differently.
Like, why are you getting all these first class tickets overseas, doing these things?
Like, you think that if people, somebody wouldn't start asking questions and digging to see
where are you getting his money from?
After he got caught, remember he took that video in an economy seat?
Like, no, I'm an economy too now.
Because you got caught.
I know.
I know what that mean.
When you sitting in economy.
Probably just took a video in the middle seat and then walked back up to one A.
Yeah, we know that trick, man.
Cut it out, man.
It was an empty-ass plane.
You know, the timing of this is very, to me, is very, you know, because when is the election for mayor?
I think they're off cycle.
I think it would be next year.
So it's next year.
2025, yeah.
So what does that mean?
But I feel like he's going to have to step down with this indictment reading through all those charges.
He won't be able to also be the mayor.
No, fuck no.
That's what I'm saying.
Even with bail anything you can't.
He's going to announce any day now that he's stepping down.
We know that.
It has to happen.
who will step up and be the interim mayor?
Well, all right, more, I'm sorry, ignorance, I'm not sure.
And I know there's no such thing as a vice mayor,
but who typically would take over if the mayor steps down?
Like, who would be next in line?
It should be the person he beat.
Well, we do owe Curtis Sleewell an apology.
Like, my, I was looking at the beret.
I wasn't listening to your policy.
That's the problem.
I'm here for accountability.
Curtis Slewell, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
I voted for this guy.
That's the problem.
you voted for this guy based on the beret
and others voted for that guy based on the
the maga hat, see?
So you're suggesting that the maga hat
and the Guardian Angels beret is the same thing?
If Trump never put that maga hat on
and if Slewell never wore that fucking beret
they would both be in office right now.
Absolutely.
I do kind of love like how romantic
the Guardian Angels are because imagine like you're a criminal
and three guys and berets beat the shit out of you on the train.
That would definitely happen in New York.
That would crush you.
That's such a New York thing.
Like, they had berets on.
I thought they were painters.
For real.
They were dressed beautifully.
I thought they were French painters.
Oh, man.
Obviously, I was way too young.
Did you ever see any Guardian Angels?
For those that don't know, Curtis Lee Well, who ran against Eric Adams,
founded the Guardian Angels, which were a group in New York City that, almost a militia.
They were a gang.
They were here.
They were here to protect the people of New York because New York had gotten
so fucking crazy. The cops weren't doing anything.
So they got together. They were a positive
gang. They were a militia
to try to protect the
citizens of New York and they all dressed
with these varsity jackets and these berets.
They look like the non-Trey Brims.
People don't remember that
Curtis Sleewell got like shot nine
times by John Gotti Jr.
Yeah, yeah.
He's a, he's a soldier. He's a veteran of New York
City for sure. And
power couple. He used to be married.
Talisa Evers
Like what an amazing couple
Come on man
I wish they would like I was rooting for them
Yeah
The only person who can replace
Adams is governor
Kathy Hockel
She has the power to take
Extraordinary action
To remove him from his office
So
theoretically
She got she got your guy out of there
Governor Cuomo
Nettig got
Well she didn't get him out of there
She took his spot
Which is then what got my brother
to where he
I was about saying, I think it's time for the Delgado's to step up.
I think my brother's above being the mayor of New York.
That's going backwards.
Use the fuck out of us.
It is.
God damn.
That's Mr. Pick first all the time.
But I'm saying if Antonio has some power, if Antonio has some power, do you think we
could make a campaign?
I'll run for what?
For mayor, why not?
You would run for what?
Trump was a president.
Anyone can do whatever the fuck they want.
All you just need is influence and popularity.
And money.
Yeah, I got, I'll just, just, just, just, just, you know.
shave some coins off my brother's campaign.
Okay. And then y'all both be caught up in a RICO together.
Never.
How about around 10 million?
Yeah.
Just shave that off.
It's really not that much to raise in a political race.
That's not a lot.
Okay.
But it does look like if Adams were to leave office, he would be replaced by public advocate.
Go for it, Rory.
Yeah, right.
Jermaine Williams?
Yeah.
Okay.
It looks like this guy's been a pretty progressive Democrat.
He's been a public advocacy since 2019.
this is what he looks like
but I guess he would be the
person to take over?
We should have just taken out
our New York City bias
and voted for Andrew Yang.
Yeah.
Like we should have just done that.
Bring him back.
I get it.
He's not a New Yorker.
He can't be mayor.
I don't give a fuck.
I don't care where he's from.
He's awesome.
I like him.
And then this picture of Germain,
I don't know.
I don't know how.
You don't like the handkey
with the white jacket?
I mean, the wood beads
is just when I start seeing that,
it's like I just don't know
if that's what I want
to be.
be mayor?
You got hard bottoms on?
Nah, I'm cool.
You think he got hard bottoms on with his head?
No, he definitely got some sneakers on with that 100%.
Some creative wrecks.
I don't see some pro-Keds, but yeah.
He got some creative wrecks all down there for sure.
I don't even know Jemaine.
He might have some...
He might be a sneaker head.
He might have some fly sneakers with that shit.
I don't know, man.
He'll be in the next Kith ad.
Well, let's see where this goes.
This is going to be a fucking roller coaster.
And today as well, Rudy Giuliani got disbarred.
A wild day in New York City mayor history.
Did Giuliani have the biggest fall from Grace ever?
He was a hero.
I know.
I mean, what the hell?
He was a hero because we were all vulnerable at the time.
All he did was walk down to Ground Zero with a Yankee hat on.
And we were like, this is the greatest mayor.
This is ever existed.
This is a leader.
No, it's not.
He's a fucking creep just like the rest of it.
Yeah.
He's doing this just so he can have a,
first base seats at fucking Yankee Stadium.
It is going to be interesting, though, to see this play out, though,
like with Eric Adams.
It's going to be very interesting to see exactly how much, you know, shit was going on with him,
how many people he implicates in his bullshit.
Because you know he's going to snitch.
Oh, for sure.
He snitch.
Yeah, he's a fucking rat.
He's going to snitch for sure.
I know everyone on the conspiracy side was like,
look what happened after Diddy got arrested.
Everyone's going down.
Obviously, no connection at all with these two things.
Do you sure?
Well, Eric Adams' indictment spans over 10 years.
Yeah, they confiscated his cell phone, I think, before Puff,
you got to jail.
But if you're Puff now in an awful situation that he's in,
in jail, he still is going to have the key to the city.
Eric Adams is going to take it away, but now he can't do that.
So this was a good move for Puff.
He will remain with the key to the city.
You think you use that key to get out of prison?
Trying to think of it to work.
Take it and stick it into the cell.
I promise you, that ain't going to work.
That's not how that key works.
That's not how that.
It's like when you get a big check, when you win a contest.
Yeah, yeah, where do I go with this?
Yeah, yeah.
Take that to the bank.
Throw in the back of your car.
It's like happy Gilmore.
Yo, I was, I was talking to a prosecutor.
I know, I'm glad.
I thought you about say a prostitute.
Wow.
I've talked to prostitutes plenty of times.
Great people.
Not for services.
Yeah, yeah.
Because, you know, I'm curious if they have an exit track.
Check the climate.
Yeah.
Get it.
I was talking to a prosecutor in New York.
And he was laughing, not.
only at us, but at all podcasters that keep bringing up this point that you can be arrested for
sex trafficking if you fly a woman in for consensual sex. That's considered sex trafficking. So we don't
really know what Puff's really arrested for. If that's the case, we're all fucked. He started
dying laughing on the phone. He said, you think the federal government arrested Puff Daddy for
flying a woman in for consensual sex? That's what you all on podcast think is happening right now?
Yeah. Yeah.
That's what happened.
I was like, yeah, when you put it that way.
No, they got, whatever they ran up in those houses, we talked about, whatever they got
from them houses when they raided his homes, whatever was on those tapes, that is exactly
why Diddy is in jail.
He brought up another good point, because we had talked about what happened to all those
ARs that they had seized and why wasn't that in the indictment?
Why is the indictment only 14 pages?
He said that's the number one strategy that the feds do.
Like, they're sitting with a whole other indictment for everything.
They just wanted to bring him in, see where his head.
at and then they'll just keep throwing more charges and more charges. This is definitely not
even close to the end of what he's being indicted for. No, it's definitely not. This is only the
beginning. I think Puff knows that. I think his lawyers, obviously, his team, they know that as well.
Do they? Absolutely. Because they've already had some wild defenses.
Well, they're trying to do damage control as best they can right now. As Americans, we all buy
in bulk. Everyone knows there's a Costco right down the street right down the street from Puff's house.
I live right down the street from Costco. I live three minutes from Costco. That's what a lawyer said.
I don't even have a...
On camera.
I don't have a single bottle of baby oil in my home.
Not more.
Does Costco even sell baby oil like that?
Like, the way Puff bought it?
I mean, well, he knows the supplier that supplies, Cosm.
Did you see that conspiracy video about there being drugs within that baby oil?
That's why it was seized?
Because why would the government ever seize baby oil?
It's not really evidence.
They said there was GHB mixed in with the oil.
So it was basically like a numbing agent and kind of like a date rape of thing.
where if it was put on someone's skin or like, you know, in contact with them, they would kind
of go limp or numb.
These conspiracies is getting out of control, man.
I mean, he was not a crazy idea.
Who was a chemist?
I'm not a chemist.
Not in the technical sense of chemist, but someone that would use and produce and just administer
drugs to a lot of people.
Yeah, pills.
To his benefit.
Pills and coke.
But he was accused of putting stuff in drinks.
Like, I don't think it's that far-fetched if he was having these crazy sex parties that
he would put some type of drug in the baby wheel
too. I don't think that's a crazy thing to think.
Have you niggas opened a bottle of babyway before?
Slippery.
You can't even open the bottle though. You can't.
It's a little ass fucking...
Well, that's why it's a RICO.
Like, he had a team.
Like, it was like the Carter. All the chicks had no shirts on
and they would just open the baby oil for the drug name.
So you're saying that he knows somebody directly at Johnson
and Johnson that was...
No. No. Oh, I thought that's where y'all was going with this.
I'm going to say, oh wait, if this nigga knew somebody at the factory,
No, I don't think he was part of Oceans 11.
Okay.
I'm just saying, all right, now that she's getting really sick.
No, but you can't see if someone is, there's evidence of him drugging so many people
and so many other ways that baby oil is where we draw the line?
I just think that that's a whole different level of sick.
I think Puff is a whole different level of sick.
They're afraid of it malls as liquid ecstasy.
To put that in baby oil bottles?
I mean, that's kind of the same tactic that like countries do when they have a,
when they want to kill someone
or assassinate them
and you can't bring a weapon
you shake their hand
and you have like a poison strip on it
or something like it's the same effect
I only gave all the Native Americans
those great blankets
same effect
Trump
Trump did he was basically
did he passing out turkeys
was him passing out baby oil
yo yeah we laughing
but this is the craziest
you know they used to drug the mixers too
he was like I mean I know he's a psycho
but he was fucking
I guess smart
probably not the best word
but he he had this thing where he diabolical sure yeah he identified that he identified that woman drink
mixers so your cranberries your pineapples whatever he goes most men just drink this drink straight up
so he said we wouldn't drug the alcohol bottles we would drug the mixing drinks and you couldn't see
it because those are like you know cranberry colored pineapple like orange all these different shades
so they would just drug those things and the women that would use the mixers were the ones
ingesting the
fucking
genius,
diabolical,
but genius.
It's not,
I wouldn't,
I wouldn't use the word
genius for a day.
It's actually,
rapy and illegal.
You can be smart
and then you could be a piece of shit
and still be smart
is kind of what I'm saying.
Like that's a,
it's,
it's awful,
but you can't deny.
It's called sneaky.
It's called devious.
Yeah,
it's called illegal.
It's called illegal.
Yeah,
but illegal things can be,
you can be smart and illegal.
That's what I'm saying.
Oh,
you a big farmer does that all the time.
Yeah,
exactly.
Eric,
well,
until today.
Yeah.
I don't,
okay,
I see what you're saying.
I'm not,
you know what I mean?
That was a genius rapist.
All right.
I've never like thought about it.
I've never thought about it that way.
I really don't want people to think that's what I'm saying because I can see.
But that's what you just say.
That's what you're saying.
No, no,
no, no, no, no.
Ah, fuck.
I'm just,
I'm just,
that's not what I'm saying.
Like, Dahmer was very specific in what he did and who he targeted.
He was good at what he was doing.
I never would think like that's a genius serial killer.
Yeah.
I think the case could be made too.
Yes, you can be a monster, but you can still be a genius.
Hitler.
Yeah.
Netanyahu.
Netanyahu.
Yeah.
Like, you can be an awful person, but still be very smart in your goal, which is obviously awful.
But if your goal's bad, you still do smart things to achieve that goal.
I mean, we've seen cases of that where people just use their ingenuity and their fucking genius to fucking do horrific things.
Do horrific things.
We're talking about all drug addicts, too.
Isn't that weird?
Yeah.
It always goes back to that.
Addiction.
Somewhere that in line.
Like, all powerful people, for the most part, are like actual drug addicts.
That's crazy to me.
Yeah.
I mean, your brain has to be altered and on different frequency, I guess, to achieve a certain level of genius.
But again, if your goal is to destruct and destroy with that brain, that's when it becomes a problem.
Like, have you ever seen the videos of Hitler when he's, like, clearly on,
I can't even say it's Coke, clearly on something.
No, he was a methhead.
Yeah.
He took meth.
That's like public knowledge.
But even the military took it too, though, right?
Yeah.
The Nazis used to, yeah, they were methed up.
Did you know?
That was a lot of most early wars, all the soldiers were on some type of drug.
Isn't that how cocaine even got discovered off poppy plants in war?
Like they would give it to people during war?
Yeah.
Most likely.
I mean, I feel like if you're doing something that bad, like to that level of evil.
you'd probably want to mind-altering substance.
You know what I mean?
I mean, I don't know if Lord of War
with Nicholas Cage is certified in history books.
How accurate is you?
I really want to start by saying,
I'm not sure if anything is accurate in that movie.
I love that movie.
Probably one of the only Nicholas Cage movies
I can really get through.
Yeah, Nicholas Cage is the best terrible actor ever.
By far.
They were given the child soldiers
cocaine and gunpowder together.
Like before they went out.
out to do mass genocide, they would give the child soldiers cocaine and gumpowder together.
And that kind of had me thinking, like, if I were to ever really like try Coke again,
I'd probably want to try it with gunpowder. That sounds like, yeah, I don't think you should do
that. That sounds amazing. Did you know, if you're going to do it, you might as well go all the way.
Yeah. Random fun fact that I learned this week. Don't know if it's fun, but it's interesting.
Coco Chanel, founder of Chanel, the legend in her own right, used to just get rinsed out by
Nazi soldiers. Oh, it's one of Bill Burr's best bits.
I never knew that about her.
She was just like a whore for Nazis.
I think it was Paper Tiger.
I think that's the special Bill Burr has a full bit about it.
I did not know that.
Just imagine.
So now we're talking about them all being meth-up.
Just imagine a bunch of met-up dudes and like Hugo Boss suits.
Just like rinsing like Coco.
And then just sending her off to go stitch some purses and shit.
Yeah.
Naturally.
And now literally everything from that is the high brand when it comes to cars to fashion.
That's the face of luxury.
Everything from that era is what we all just, we have to have it.
The face of luxury was painted by Nautic soldier.
It's insane.
Yeah, I get it.
Oh, man, the BMW, that's a plane propeller.
Come on.
That's the blue sky.
Everyone knows that.
That's the blue sky and the plane propeller.
I get it.
Outside of the Eric Adams shit and the Puff updates,
I didn't think we'd have this crazy of a week.
Can offset?
Not offset. I'm sorry.
Yeah, right.
Yeah, it is offset.
I thought I would say, because I saw a picture of takeoff.
So I was sure if I said the wrong thing.
I would love if offset and Cardi B would take us out of the group chat.
I really don't want to be part of this group.
Nah, no, no, no.
Don't want to get out of the group chat.
Don't exit group chat now.
You know you see it.
The guy has left the chat.
Don't leave the chat.
Can I mute it at least?
No.
And then check it when I feel like I want to.
No, no, no.
Now you're picking the choosing when you want to be a part of the chat.
No.
You got to take everything that comes with the chat.
All memes, all jokes.
You got to take all of that shit.
now y'all don't want to be a part of the chat
now this ain't couple goals and this
all this other shit right
I mean
did people call them couple who
when were they yeah that's
they was couple goals to who
when they first started to you
to eraglia
imagine yeah
when they first started dating everybody was like
oh my god
Cardi the Migos
yeah
the Miko
QC's managing her too
they're keeping it in the family
it was all this shit
all this shit you niggas was
champion in the screaming for offsets.
See, he's with his family.
He loves his wife.
He's with his family.
He put a ring on it.
You other niggas could never.
All this shit, you bitches were saying all right.
Look at him take care of his kids.
He's standing ten toes down.
This is queen.
They have the Met Gala.
Holy shit.
Now you want to leave the chat.
Yeah.
No.
I never wanted to enter the chat.
No, you was there.
You was in the chat.
I like songs they have together.
Yeah.
That's all I.
That's where I draw.
Once you start liking shit they're doing you in the chat.
They're talking to you.
now. They let you know what's going on with their relationship
and their home, whether it be good or bad.
We should have known for motorsport where this was going to go.
I didn't think it would end like this, but
this is bad.
It's pretty bad. This is, um,
and you know,
people know I'm a, I'm a, I'm a barb.
Um, but I've always championed, um,
Cardi being from the Bronx, love her,
support her as well. Um, I was early on in the Cardi,
Nikki thing and I felt like, you know,
they fabricated that beef.
they made that a thing.
I felt like those two women
never had any real dislike
for each other.
But a lot of money,
a lot of people behind the scenes,
a lot of buttons being pressed
kind of made that be for real thing.
Yeah.
But I will say
this situation with Cardi
and her family
because that's what offset is.
He's the father of her children,
her ex-husband.
But no matter what,
they're still family.
and um
you know
the the one thing
where he said uh
in the chat yesterday
she,
Cardi went on live
and Offset says
you fucked why you was pregnant
tell the truth
and then I'm guessing after
I asked
I called Damaris
this morning so I could get like
the full details
but she left out how this started
so she was just on live
and then he randomly was just in the comments
like
what was she told about like a song
Well, I have some quotes from the live.
What made Offset just randomly go in there and be like,
you fuck someone when he was pregnant?
She was cussing him out and here's some of the quotes from the live.
It wasn't just some unprovoked.
Fuck you.
I regret you.
I'm too good for you.
I've always been too good for you.
And then she continued like move on, move on.
Why can't you move on?
It's not going to be fun when Mama got done.
To be fair.
To be fair, Offset popped out during fashion week with what seems to be his new girlfriend.
Okay.
So that kind of set things off.
Like people felt like, oh, like you moved on that fast.
Like you, like you outside with your new, with your new chick.
Like, that's a little quick, a little disrespectful.
Y'all just officially announced the divorce and things like that a couple weeks ago.
And, you know, to be fair, we don't know what happened with the timeline is in their home.
We don't know how long they've been separated, how long they've, you know, been talking about getting a divorce.
When we get things, we probably get in them months after things have happened.
And so, you know, to give offset some type of grace here, he may have, Cardi may have very well been aware of his new relationship before we found out.
Because they announced their like divorce and the baby photos the same day, right?
Yes.
But that was what?
A couple months ago.
And the kid was just born.
So we're looking at about nine months ago, right?
Yeah.
So people were kind of upset at that.
Like, damn, he moved on quick.
He's already outside with his new thing.
And Cardi didn't step outside with her new boyfriend or whatever yet.
Like, Wise Offset on red carpets at Fashion Week with this new girl.
So whatever.
That happened.
And now she's on IG Live and she's talking her shit.
She's getting her lick back and all of these other things that people like to say.
But the comment about you fucked with a baby inside, tell the truth is what Offset posted in the chat.
Okay.
And then after she got off the live, she tweeted this and did.
Which people are speculating.
Which is her confirming that she did fuck somebody while she was pregnant.
Now, I am kind of here to cape a little bit.
What if she didn't know she was pregnant yet?
I feel like that's okay.
Stop.
Stop.
If you are divorced, single, you don't know you're pregnant yet.
And you fuck somebody else.
Yes, you got fucked with a baby inside of you, but you were not aware.
That you had a child yet.
Yes, but I feel like Cardi would express that.
I feel like she would let it be known that,
Nick, I didn't know I was pregnant.
The Ann did.
Well, she didn't really answer anything.
No, no, no.
I'm on the side of this.
I'm on the side of this.
I'm going to say that that Ann did has nothing to do with that.
I'm kind of on that side statement, that quote.
I'm going to say that.
Because I don't want to sit here for a half a second
and start to even believe or think that Cardi
is the type of one.
that would have sex with somebody else while she is knowingly pregnant.
I can't see it.
I don't even want to.
That's fucking crazy.
I don't even want to.
The things I've, the comments that I've seen, the amount of whores, and I'm going to just
say it, the amount of you dirty whores that jumped on the internet and championed and
saluted and applauded a woman sleeping with somebody else while she's pregnant with
somebody's child.
they need to take all of you whores
and put you on a deserted island
not named New York City
and drop a nuke on that month
we have no leadership at the moment so
like they you whores that jumped out there
I hope it was big too
I hope the dick was big and I hope
y'all are some
that is the most
and again I'm on the side of saying
Cardi that and did has nothing to do
with that statement that officer
I think you're giving her a lot of grace
I'm gonna give all the grace
because I don't even want to believe that Cardi
because I don't think that Cardi is that type of person.
Is she from the streets?
100%.
Is she a hustler?
Does she have to do things growing up as a young woman in the city to make money and take care of herself?
Yes, she did.
But do I think that Cardi, where she is in her life now and the success and the money she has now,
that she would be pregnant, knowingly pregnant, and sleep with another dude, I don't think Cardi would do that.
Now, do I think she—
Now, do I think she—
She probably fuck someone before she knew.
she was pregnant. Now, do I think she would say and did in response to that with, what offset said,
but be lying about doing it? I think she would do that too, just to her offset, just to kind of
fuck him up, just to kind of fuck his, but do I think she actually did that? Fuck, no, I don't think
Cardi did that. I don't think Cardi would even step that low to let another man touch her while
she's pregnant. I don't think Cardi would do that. Now, she's from the streets, she's from the Bronx,
she's a hood chick.
She's,
she done did all of that.
She done,
you know,
strip clubs and all this other shit.
She got all of that
in her history.
But where she is today
and the success
and the level she's at
and the money she has
and in life she's afforded herself,
I do not believe
for one second
that Cardi actually
stepped out
while she was pregnant
and slept with another man.
I do not believe.
Now,
I do believe she would say that
to hurt offset.
I do believe she would say that
because women,
when women are hurt,
they'll say,
you know, the craziest shit to kind of fuck your head up.
I get it.
But again, hurt people, hurt people.
She's hurt.
She's going through her thing right now.
But do I think that she absolutely did do that?
Well, not.
I don't, I'm not believing that at all.
I can't see that.
And I'm mad Damaris is not here to have a woman in the room
talk about this and speak on this.
But I don't believe for one second that Cardi actually slept with another man while
she was pregnant.
I don't believe that.
I don't believe that.
Okay.
If they're single, though.
Is that wrong?
What?
She's posing a question.
That is, fam.
If a woman is pregnant, no, she's not supposed to.
I think it's also wrong if offset is cheating while Cardi would be.
100%.
You could fuck up a whole pH balance.
100.
100.
100.
When your girl is pregnant.
100%.
Or ever.
You are correct.
Or ever.
But like, you know, 100%.
They've told us so much about the cheating at this point.
We have to walk into this conversation knowing cheating will inevitably happen.
Cardi has been telling us
Offset has been cheating
for the last 10 years
so that has to be part
of this conversation
but if you're gonna cheat sir
don't do it while your girl is pregnant
because you could like really fuck
with her body at that point
listen cheating is wrong
on all accounts
you cheat on your spouse
your partner your girlfriend
whoever cheating is wrong
but when you start saying that
a woman is pregnant
and that now
she's out
if she sleeps out
steps out of her, you know, relationship while she's pregnant and lays down and sleeps with
another man.
Is she wrong for that?
Yes.
We know a lot of cases where dudes will be dating a chick that is pregnant with another guy's kid.
Who?
You think they're not fucking?
Who knows that?
Who does?
Who's done that?
Like naming names you guys don't know?
Do you really know?
Like Mike from around the way?
You want to just say that?
Yeah, but I'm talking about like.
I saw women on the timeline saying when I was pregnant.
I had a boyfriend. Obviously, we were fucking.
That was not...
She got pregnant by her, X, they broke up,
and then got a new boyfriend. I found it fucking weird
because he was just going to start dating a pregnancy.
You didn't break up with a baby. I feel like you should figure that out.
And then maybe we can talk in a year.
Put him on that island mall.
What is...
You don't think that happens.
I so.
You niggas are sick.
Any nigger laying with a pregnant woman and that's not his kid?
How horny are you niggas?
there's no put how horny are you niggis a woman is pregnant how do you even get if that's not
your lady how do you get hard how do you even get horny and turked on like how does that happen
to where you can actually have sex pregnancy is a beautiful thing your pregnancy yes if that's your
child yes it's a a beautiful blessing but if that's not your kid how do you even how do you even
approach a woman that's pregnant and try to like kick game like how do you even how does that even
happen it happened in dead presidents remember she was fucking the pimp and now she got pregnant by the
pimp but he was still with the main character no no that's not how that happened what are you talking
about it was that wasn't his kid he was home already i know he was home for months she got pregnant
not by him he didn't know know it but that's not how that happened you don't remember in the movie
which said you we can't even fuck because you have your little fucking PTSD nightmares yes you don't even
have sex. Yes, but he, they were home.
That was bringing the groceries in that was
blowing her back out. But he was home. He was home
long enough to where that is
a possibility that that could be his kid.
And then he said, that's not my kid and then
robbed a bank. No, he said, whose kid is that?
Because he knew. It kept fucking.
No, he knew that, he knew that she was
fucking this nigga. But he didn't know that
it's not like she was pregnant when he came
home and she had a stomach and he started
having sex with her. No.
That's fucking crazy to do that.
That is crazy. And I'm
I'm on your side.
I think it's insane.
I'm just telling you that it happened.
I can't believe Rory thinks that's fine.
That's weird.
It's really weird.
And we put like a catch on the bottom.
Rory thinks this is totally fine.
Comment if you agree with Rory.
It's a weird hill to die on.
I think it's totally fine for pregnant women to sleep with other men.
It's my statement.
I just,
you know,
again,
I'm giving Cardi Grace here.
Like,
I just,
I think she said,
Ann did as a shot to really just hurt
hard offset and fuck his head up.
I don't think that.
she actually knowingly.
Now again, to what you said, if she didn't know she was pregnant, it's early, a couple weeks
pregnant, she doesn't know and she's having sex with somebody, then I could see that too.
But again, that would be in the case if she didn't know she was pregnant.
She also went on, I don't know if it was the same video or it was an old video, but she was
suggesting that she's from the streets and she lives by a code and she would never go out
and fuck one of his ops.
She doesn't move that way.
That's not, even if they're separated and hate each other.
She said she would get with somebody better.
She doesn't do that type of shit.
Right. But then, because Offset said, Offsid said he fucked her sister or what or something like that.
I read that. And she said, that's how you know you're the type of dude that doesn't deserve me or like the respect.
Wait, Offset fuck Cardi's sister? There was, I read. I don't think Austin. I'm not believing that, man.
Like, we just throwing anything in the fucking pot now, man. Like, what is it happening right now?
But then Cardi went on to leak some text messages between her and Offset because Offset was trying to suggest in those comments that he's over. He doesn't want her, but she'll be back type.
thing. This is probably one of the sickest exchange
I've seen. Offsett's also undefeated in the screenshot text game
by the way. He's got some of the funniest lines. Him and future are probably
top 1A, 1B as far as text message of screenshots.
This is, he doesn't speak, so it's even funnier to me that
he actually does that in text message too, like with his baby mother of
six, seven years. So this is Offset Texan Cardi.
You don't want me?
I could definitely see Cardi saying
Not really
And not really means like
She ain't fucking with you right now
But you're her child's father
So obviously you know
There's probably some room for y'all to reconcile
And I love his response
Okay
You want someone else
He asking like she wants something to eat
Like yo you want steak
Nah not really
You want chicken?
Like nigger
She said offset and please
I think she just meant offset please
Yeah
Okay
I'll leave you alone.
Please have a good night.
He says, I just wanted to know.
Didn't finish that statement.
No, what he wanted to let her know.
No, he did.
He did.
I just wanted to know.
Pregnant pause.
Big prego.
Can I jack off with you on the phone?
That's what he wanted to know.
See, you're not letting you not understand it.
No, but to get the time, like you have to.
That's a whole new day.
There has to be another.
As it says yesterday.
Like he let the, I just want you to know,
marinate for a while. It says yesterday.
Like he could have jacked off in that time and just had a clear
head. And that was 8.
that was 8 o'clock in the morning. That's Cardi's time
though, so we don't know where offset was.
Imagine gathering all
this information in the text
messages above of I don't want
you. Please have a good night. Leave me alone.
And then coming to the conclusion
that the next question should be
can I jack off
on the phone with you?
Where in that series of messages
did Offset think like, all right, well, I mean,
she probably wants me to jack off on the phone.
Yeah, yeah.
Fuck it.
Why not?
That's my baby mom's like this.
I'm horny right now.
That's Jesus.
He's trying not to cheat.
Yeah, this is the,
offset is the definition of just toxic and, you know,
I guess Cardi's at the point where she finally realizes that and, you know,
it's time to just let that go.
But again,
it's just,
you know,
it's fucked up that we get,
you know,
to read and know all of these things that should be personal and private in a
relationship.
And again,
I'm throwing Cardi all the fuck.
I could be wrong.
But as of right now,
I'm throwing her all the grace in the world and saying there's no way she was knowingly pregnant and slept with somebody else.
No,
and if that is the case,
the dude is equally as sick.
No, he's a piece of,
he's the biggest person here.
You're like,
I don't even understand that.
A pregnant woman and that's not your kid and you're trying to have sex?
It's just not,
the levels of horny are just like,
far beyond anything I thought of.
Yeah, at that case, like, just call me and I'll jack off on the phone.
Yeah, I'm not...
I don't need to fuck a pregnant girl.
That's insane, man.
That is absolutely crazy.
And I don't know how all of these women jumped on social media and was applauding that shit.
That is...
Queen behavior.
Bro.
Stan culture, bro.
That is fucking crazy that women really applauded the idea of a pregnant woman sleeping
with a man that is not her child's father.
That is crazy.
That's not fucking crazy to y'all?
It's the most insane thing.
No, it's insane.
It's so stupid that I don't even want to comment on it.
I agree with you.
Put them all on an island, bomb it.
I don't like, you're fucking stupid.
It's scary that people are walking around with that type of, like, just venom in their
heart that they would even applaud somebody doing that.
Like, that's something that it's supposed to be unanimous.
like, nah, you bugging.
Like everybody at the same time in unison
supposed to look at Cardi and be like,
nah, you bugging if you did that.
Like you was pregnant and you slept with something.
Nah, you bugging.
We love you.
We listen to your music.
We go to your shows.
We want to see you, you know,
succeed and all this other shit.
But you bugging with that one.
And I couldn't believe how many women was really like,
like just go underneath that and did.
And read the comments.
They under that shit going crazy.
I'm talking about.
That's queen?
Get your lick back.
Do it again.
Do it again.
I mean, it's to the point.
Get pregnant by him again and then fuck another guy.
It's to the point where women are like, oh, see, now men can't breathe when we cheat.
No, no, no, no, but you don't understand.
That's not how that works.
It wasn't like she cheated and she wasn't pregnant.
Men don't take cheating great, but that's not what we're talking about right now.
Yeah, we're not talking about that.
This is my, she's pregnant with my kid.
Like, that is not.
You're not supposed to be.
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm just.
too old now. I don't know. I mean, Cardi,
end of the night was saying that she has
tea to spill when she wants to spill it.
So we'll table this
along with Eric Adams trial.
Yeah, look, once you do a nigga the way they did you, now they can't
breathe. That's not how he did her.
You're pregnant.
Yeah, that's not how.
That's not how he did her at all.
It's not of the same thing.
Sorry.
The fuck? Yeah, it's all comments of
they don't like it when you pull it them on them.
It's like a,
why are they treating this like a got your ass moment like that's not
city girls up like skyscrapers no y'all not no y'all are not also that's not the get
back you think it is that's so dirty and disgusting you're putting yourself at harm you're not
you're not getting a get back at the guy yeah yeah that's not gonna make you better it's
oh man i mean cool listen man prayers to you know the family yeah cardi obviously you know just looking at
video, I can tell she's just a woman that's hurt and feels
disrespected and, you know, so prayers to her because you can
clearly, clearly see that she's hurt and upset.
And all said, listen, man, just, you know, you cheated, move on,
you know, just always obviously, which I'm sure he will be
take care of his family, but this, this shouldn't play out on
on social media like this, though.
We shouldn't, we shouldn't get this for years.
Yeah, but we shouldn't, this is just too much, man.
It's just too much. It's too much.
All right, let's get to like some actual.
music and not gossip.
Oh, that was the music?
Let's get, no, those were two musicians.
It was music to my ears.
But let's get to some actual, actual music, things we actually care about.
Yes.
If you remember a few episodes ago, we discussed the top 10 get-up anthems that Billboard put
out about the city of Atlanta.
Yes.
They sent us over a new one, and this time it's the city of Chicago.
Yes.
So we are here to talk about the list, the top 10 get-up anthems from the city of Chicago,
presented by Billboard and Thres Henartacios Ticela,
hosted by Roxy Diaz
and joined by editors from Billboard.
And they've come up with a list
from the city of Chicago
that speaks to the culture of Chicago
and is highlighting Chicago artists.
And what I liked about the Atlanta one,
obviously Killer Mike and London on the track
put that one together.
Twist of Vic Mensa and Dreasy
put this one together.
Shout out to Drizzy, Dreasy.
I appreciate like when artists
actually put these lists together.
Yeah, it kind of gives us a glimpse
into what they like,
what they be listening to.
And I think it just gives it a little more credibility when artists from that city are actually putting it together.
Because when you're not from that city, you may not know what records really went the way they did.
So let's start.
Do you want to start at number 10 or number one?
No, no.
I don't want to go about this.
We're going to build it.
We're going to build it and get to dissect it.
Because I had some issues with the Atlanta one.
Okay.
Not a lot, but a few there.
A few gripes.
I don't know.
The Chicago one I'm kind of into.
So you can start at number 10.
All right.
So number 10, we got
Kill Shot, G Herbo and Lil Bibi.
I'm mad at that.
I think it represents an entire era.
Classic G Herbo and Little Bibi.
Number nine, we got this ain't what you want.
Little Dirk.
Not mad at that.
Percolator by cashmere.
Now that, see, this is way before.
Now we get cash.
This is way before your time, Rory.
92?
You wasn't outside.
I don't want to hear nothing.
You was not outside.
The percolator is,
it transcends time.
Of course I was not there when it came out.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, but that's what I mean.
You don't really know.
You don't think my footwork could do it?
Yeah, you don't really know.
Let me see your percolate.
I ain't doing that right now.
Number seven, kick push, Lupe Fiasco.
Fine with me.
When I really found out what Lupe was talking about on that, blew my mind.
But that's for another conversation for a whole other time.
That was a whole other entangra.
So now at number six, we have a tie, Rory.
Mm-hmm.
Number six, we got no problems, chance to rap,
featuring Little Wayne and Two Chains.
Love that record.
That was a Palooza classic.
But it's also tied with Delight by Common.
I mean, I'm not mad at that either.
I might be a little mad at that.
Commons Delight is a spectacular record.
And I think it should be a little higher.
Well, let's get through the next five and then actually debate where some-
Number five, I was outside.
Hey, 96.
Rory wasn't outside yet.
I was not.
Definitely wasn't.
Pope Pimp, Do-A-Di featuring Twister.
I had that album, though.
Of course you did.
I love Do-A-Dy.
All Falls Down.
Kanye West features Selena Johnson.
Classic.
don't like.
Maybe the greatest song of all time.
Chief Keefe.
And then number one,
it's hard to argue with this one.
No,
I think this is the overnight celebrity.
The biggest argument I have.
Overnight celebrity.
The list was curated by Twista.
Yeah,
but I mean,
you don't put yourself at number one.
But that's still a great record.
Even Killer Mike at the DZC to put himself at 10.
Yeah,
but that overnight celebrity is a classic record.
It's a classic record.
It's insider trading for sure.
And I think overnight celebrity
belongs on this list.
But to put overnight celebrity at number one.
That's criminal.
crazy. The fact that Kanye West
doesn't have the number one song on a Chicago
list to me is insane. Because I could think of
10 Kanye record. The best
Kanye song isn't even on this list.
Kanye produced the record. So I mean,
it's still, yeah, yeah, it's still number one.
We're not doing that. What? We're not, Connie's
got his footprint on it. No, Kanye has the
best song. Can't, why
is and can't tell me nothing on this list?
Well, yeah, I mean.
So I, what? I think
all falls down is
probably my favorite Kanye record. So I'm
not mad at that, but I could see
Jesus Walk replacing it. I could see can't tell me
nothing replaced it. Through the wire?
Hot take. I could see flashing lights
replacing it. Overnight celebrity?
No, I'm just saying it all falls down.
Kanye being on the list. Well, I don't think
overnight celebrity should be number one, period.
I think the four Kanye songs I just named
could be number one. Okay. Connie could
have at the top. It's a good list, though.
I mean, they did. They covered everything.
They got the, they got the crucial conflict
on there. They got Twist on there. They got Chief Keefe on their
Herbo, little bibby,
Dirk.
I don't know why
a Dreasy record
is not on here,
but.
Because she wasn't doing,
she wasn't succumb to
insider trading.
Yeah, she's being honest.
Okay.
Well, I respect that.
Um, there was a few records.
Chief Keefe don't like,
obviously belongs to be there,
but Finito.
Finito.
Like,
come on.
I feel like you could replace Don't like with Finito.
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
If you're going to do one chief keef,
I get it.
Don't like was the one.
But I don't know. Love Sosa could be up there for me in the top 10.
Yeah, no, I'm not mad at that.
Damn. Either way, this is- Like, Chief Keefe has about 10 records that could be on this list.
Probably. I don't know about 10, but they got it right. I think they got it right for the most part.
Maybe we could get a couple more Kanye songs in there, obviously, being one of the greatest artists ever.
And then being from Chicago, we get that part. But they didn't want to flood us with the Kanye, obviously.
Common the light, obviously is incredible. But I think that could also been replaced with Common and I used to love her.
Yeah, yeah.
That's one of the greatest songs, period, let alone just Chicago.
And I have a number 11 pick.
You can't add yours.
We just named like 10 songs.
But I have a number 11.
Yeah, but you can't.
I don't think it should be in the top 10.
But this is not your list.
And you guys are going to think I'm making a joke, but I'm really, really, really not.
I think Youngberg's sexy lady should be at least an honorable mention.
And that wraps up this list.
Thank you very much.
That was a bona fide hit.
Shout out to top 10, get up anthems presented by Billboard and tres,
Cannot I see on this tequila?
Yeah, Rory, I don't know where you were going with that.
See, I was outside when sexy lady was in the streets.
You should have been inside.
That's my point.
You should have been in the house.
I'm really not even making a joke.
I know.
That was a hit.
Okay.
I hear you.
Let us know your thoughts on the comments on the list.
Go to billboard.com.
Check out the full list and watch the debate unfold there.
Comment under and say that I'm right about Youngberg's sexy lady.
All wrong.
That works wrong.
Please flood the comments.
Be like, yo, Rory was right about Byrd.
But let's stay on music again, so we don't have to go into gossip.
Daylight, Jay Cole, a plate of collard greens came out this week.
Amazing record.
Shout to daylight. Shout to Cole.
Played a hot salad.
Cole is in still the best shape.
He went nuts on this verse.
Listen, don't even say it that low.
Nobody, nobody's...
He went crazy on this version.
Better than Waleigh.
Nobody's...
He kind of took a little bit of Wally's flow on this, to be fair.
Oh, my God.
I just said that.
And I'm being, and see, Julian, I'm banned from, from Dreamfest.
See?
I'm banned.
I'm banned.
I'm banned from Dream Fest.
That's Meeks, that's a festival.
That's not.
You're thinking of Dreamville Fest.
It's the same.
Imagine thinking you're showing up to Dreamville Fest and you end up at a Meek festival.
I don't do that.
Sorry.
Don't do that.
I've seen Meek at festivals.
No, I'm not trashing meek.
I'm just saying the, the expectation, like, music-wise, what you're,
especially after, like, the lineups, Dreamville Fest.
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
I came for DJ drama, Little Wayne, GZ, T.I.
But instead, it's...
No, say it.
Huh?
Who is it?
Nothing.
He's a great sway freestyle.
Cole went crazy on this.
And daylight, obviously.
But...
Yeah.
It's obvious with both of them.
They're both elite rappers.
But I actually, like, really like this as a song.
You don't seem pleased, though.
No, it's a good record.
If this would have ended up, like...
like on 100 gigs website, would you have liked it?
I like the record.
I don't know why you're saying.
You seem overwhelmed.
No, I like it, but I mean, it's not like the most incredible piece of rapping that I've ever heard.
It's a good record, though.
This year it might be.
No, it's not.
Cut it out.
It's not the most incredible rapping you've heard this year.
Two verses, I don't know if there's been a song that has two verses like this year in 2024.
This is like high level, high level rapping.
Well, these are two high level.
this is they went nuts.
Like for sure. No, they definitely like
he killed it. Jay Cole. I'm not
like, has Jay Cole ever put out a verse
that we didn't like? Maybe a song we didn't like
but I don't know about a verse. We didn't like grippy, right?
I didn't really think that was
wasn't really my jam, but I mean, you know, it's still
cold, he still can rap his ass over anybody, nobody's debating that.
You're not going to find, definitely not me. Let me shoot myself. And I still love
when she's grippy. So like, well, we
ooh, nothing like a, listen, I,
I identify with what he was talking about.
I saw Kigo work out.
Oh, man.
Special when she's pregnant, right?
That was weird, but okay.
It's less grippy.
It's rippy.
Not mad at the shot.
Let's,
I'll give it to you.
I'm mad at it.
Sometimes it's good to pass.
Roy had an interesting theory about Cole that he shared off Mike.
More interesting to my theory?
What was yours?
Let's not get into it.
Well, let me hear this theory first.
Well, first I wanted to...
I'll offer my plate of colligreens.
I wanted to bring positivity to how great this song.
is and how much I do like it. I want to get right back. Oh, you started with love and adoration.
Because I love the song. Oh, okay. But now we're about to get to the-
Because there's been a weird, a weird theory that people think we're co-hators up here. And I love
Cole. Yeah. And I think, and I still stand by, this probably is the best rap song of 2024.
I've not heard anyone rap like these two gentlemen did. I heard you. Get to the hate.
This isn't hate. It's an observation of the choices that have been made, and I have seen
no one else talking about it.
Ooh, the line has been drawn in the sand.
After the cash go bang thing.
What side do you on?
Cole chose the side and no one's talking about it.
After the beef, even after Drake had said,
I don't give a fuck how Cole feels.
And when after Kendrick,
we have seen Cole collaborate with two people
that one could deem be ops of Drake specifically.
We know he's been going back and forth with ASAP Rocky.
We've never even known Cole and ASAP to ever have
like a relationship like that.
We don't know these people.
They probably talk.
Yeah.
But I don't know if that was like on the list with the midst of everything going on that
everyone would want the Cole and Rocky song.
I like the song.
Don't get me wrong.
It's just interesting timing.
And Cole who was trying to play neutral for the most part, I think made a full decision
by not only doing a song with Rocky, doing a fucking video with them too, and then turn
around a week later and do a song with someone that's part of TDE.
I think he clearly put his foot in the sand and said, I am on this side.
I am not fucking with Drake anymore.
Someone that went from being neutral for the most part and even left Dreamville Fest saying,
I want no parts of this back and forth.
This is weird.
Why specifically are you going to work with two people that could be deemed ops of Drake
right after that entire thing?
I don't think I'm crazy for observing that.
That's a simple answer.
You think he did it intentionally?
I think that he know Drake ain't fucking with him.
all right so at least we're on the same side
yeah that that was your theory less of a debate less of a debate
that ain't no theory i just i've seen no one speak about how odd that was
man just where rocky man daylight obviously during daylight was a trusted source during
the drake and kendrick b when it came to information on that side let me explain
something okay cool let me explain something to you all of these niggas are very aware
that the kid from the north ain't fucking with them no more the kid from the north don't refer
him and I'm like what you want me to say the man from the north okay they all every one of these
rappers you can use his artist Drake every one of these rappers and emcees and whatever the else you want to
identify them as all of you niggas that got features that helped your career that I handed you your
first number one some of you your only number one they know good and god damn well that Drake is
not fucking with any of them anymore they know that and I don't I don't want to make Julian uncomfortable
I promise we love Dreamville here and we love Jay Cole
but I can still be critical
even though I've loved these ASAP Rocky features
He got the album, he got the video at a year with that Taylor Swift video
His last four videos in the last two years
He should direct more videos.
That goes out.
He's one of the best visual artists period at this point.
I think Cole is being a little bit of a hypocrite
after he had his moment on stage, which we were critical about.
But at this point, I really don't care.
I'm just looking forward to more J-Cole music.
I just find it hypocritical that you wanted to stay away from the beef,
but now specifically are working with people that we would deem Drake's ops.
I don't do that now because when I came here, when I came here and said he's scared and all that shit,
you're like, no, he's not.
No, he's not currently.
Yeah.
He better go side up with somebody.
I think he's still playing into the beef right now by doing these features.
Why are we just a fan of their work?
I mean, listen, pie with Daylight on Cole's EP, I love.
Like, I love the two of them working together.
And obviously they had a relationship before the beef.
Yeah, so why don't we consider that?
Okay, but do you think you think Cole did verse swaps with Daylight?
Like, Daylight reminded him like he owed him one?
No, I don't think that's the case.
Or do you think he specifically has been working with people that post-
beef could view it as Drake's opposition.
I think you're projecting that view.
No, it's not a view.
This is what it is.
This is what it is.
Like they know, Cole know that.
And you don't have to get uncomfortable because we're not speaking bad about Cole.
I like that he's entered the ring again.
I think like most music critics and fans alike, people want to look for the angle or the
thing.
But sometimes, and I'm not saying that's the case in this instance.
maybe Cole is doing it because he's, you know, chose us out, whatever.
But sometimes, like, the business goes on.
They've made music together.
They're making more music together.
It could be as simple as that.
That's all I'm saying.
With daylight?
Yeah.
I mean, yeah, it could be.
It could be.
That's all I'm saying.
He ain't getting a feature from Drake.
He might be going to go rap with somebody.
Probably not.
And not saying that Cole needs to rap with anybody because he gave us a phenomenal album with no features.
Yeah, he gave us a phenomenal album with no features.
So he doesn't need a feature.
Double platinum.
But we ain't going to act like.
We don't recognize and see the room has changed.
And it's certain people that's not in the room no more.
Certain text messages ain't being answered.
Certain phone calls ain't being answered.
We know what's going on.
Like the entire the entire table of rappers and emcees that was sitting next to each other, it has completely shifted.
It's a whole bunch of people that are not fucking with each other anymore as a result of this Kendrick and Drake shit.
It's specifically coming from Drake's side.
There are a bunch of people that had access to him that hung out with him and got features whenever they asked.
That shit is over with.
And I think we all know and can agree with that.
But that doesn't mean that music stops and we don't still get dope verses from rappers and shit.
Like, yeah, the music, the industry will go on and go forward.
But we're not going to see the act like, oh, it looks like he chose the side.
No, Drake chose the side that we're now seeing.
He knows Cole, no, he can't fuck with Drake.
gave you fucking one of them? We all know in this room, Cole is one of the most intelligent
rappers, not just when it comes to making music, but we have championed his rollouts. Anytime he
puts music out, I think he does it better than anyone of this generation. Except for Wally.
Except for Wally's role. All right, first of all, first of all, Wally did do a rollout with
Jerry Seinfeld diner, so, you know. But I think the 2014 Forest Hill Drive album rollout was the
greatest album rollout I've ever seen in my personal. One of my favorites. One of my favorites.
sure. By far. So we know
how calculated and smart
Cole is when it comes to
optics and putting out music.
As much as
I want to be on Julian's side
of like, it's probably all just a coincidence
and like, you know, he was going to work with Rocky
anyways and he won't daylight
verse swaps. He gave me one for my
EP. I got him next month.
Cole knows what this looks like
and he's doing it intentionally.
And I don't think there's anything wrong with that. That's why
you can be easy. I don't
think there's anything wrong with what Cole's doing.
I'm going to throw... But if Kendrick pops up on the falloff as a feature, then what happens?
I'm going to throw a speculative bomb out there.
Kendrick's going to be on Cole's next album.
I think Kendrick Lamar will be on the falloff. And I can't wait to hear the song.
He will be. Because I love both of them. But even in the meantime, I think...
I hope he on that motherfucker. He probably is. I hope he is. I think right now, if Drake is put
now music... I think he has every right to throw a shot at Cole. And Cole can't...
sit there and be like, no, man, why are you shooting at me?
Yeah, because you're doing music specifically with people I don't fuck with.
I think Drake has every right to shoot at Cole now, to be quite honest.
That's just my opinion.
Cole asses on the chopping block.
Yeah, right.
His ass is on the chopping block.
Cole, you next, God damn it.
What chopping block?
He on the chopping block.
For who?
You got a chop the first time?
Yeah, okay.
Yeah, all right.
You think Jay Cole needs Drake for the rest of his career?
I didn't say that.
He could be on the chopping block and Jay Cole would be just fucking fine.
I didn't say that.
Cole be the butcher.
I didn't say that.
I just said he's on a chopping block.
Go ahead.
With regards to what?
In regards to getting shot stone at him, nigga?
Oh, that's fine.
That's fine.
I think Drake has a whole record for Cole.
Of course he does.
I think he watched that A's that Rocky video.
You wonder.
Loads up.
Are you kidding me?
Yeah, he's next.
Now you win it too.
God damn it.
Go ahead.
You win it too.
You didn't want to battle.
You didn't want to rap.
You couldn't sleep.
Oh, you're going really not.
You're going to say candy, man, nigga.
you're going really not be able to sleep now.
Now he's stealing Kendrick's rollout?
No, but I'm just saying.
Like, he's on that.
He's next.
If he definitely do a song with Kendrick, which is not far-fetched,
but if he do a song with Kendrick, then that is definitely igniting this whole shit all over again.
Ooh, yay.
Without a doubt.
Right in time for the Super Bowl.
Without a doubt.
Without, and I'm listening, I'm not mad at it.
I would love it.
It just makes Cole look very funny because you backed out of a beef.
You backed out of a beef.
Him doing a song doesn't mean.
You back, what the,
Yo, Jewish,
I'll take the ledge.
I'll take the ledge.
Kendrick's in a phenomenal artist.
Cole, every album he's done
as a conceptual album.
The concept of this one,
we don't need to get too far into it,
but Kendrick would fit the concept of this album.
So Cole, like any good artist
creating a narrative or a world,
is going to recruit artists that fit
the thing that he's trying to do.
Cut it out.
Kendrick fits into that.
Cut it out.
Also, those talk about.
You know the optics.
You know the optics right now.
Oh, I know.
You can paint it as a creative
and artistic and all that shit.
The optics
right now, you cannot do a song
with no fucking Kendrick Lamar and think that
now you and Drake don't have beef.
Cut the shit. I think it's a pretty simple
concept. Cut this shit. No, we're not doing that.
I don't think you can do a song with ASAP Rocky
and think you don't have beef with Drake at that point. I mean
yes, but... Oh, come on.
But the thing is... Now you're acting like Julian. No, no, but the thing
the difference in that is, I don't think Drake
looks at Rocky like a rat beef.
That's more personal shit. Even worse.
Nah, it's not. The fuck you're doing with him?
It's not. I think that's more... That's just
personal shit. Drake is looking at
Rocky like, nigga, cut it up.
Yeah, isn't personal beef worse than rapids?
I think it would make more sense for Cole and Kendrick do something.
In real life, yes.
But we talk about MCs and rappers first.
And I don't think Drake looks at Rocky as a threat as a rapper as an artist.
So he's not even looking at Cole doing a feature with him like, yo, that's fucked up.
How are you going to, now if he does a feature with Kendrick, oh, you niggas better.
It's going with 2025.
Let's run the tape back again.
What happens if Kendrick brings out Cole at the Super Bowl and he does his first person shooter verse?
and Cole's a fucking clown if he do that
that would never have to...
Drake owns that music
they would even have to clear it.
I'm just saying he's a clown if he does that.
He would not do that.
I'm making a bad joke.
I'm answering your question though.
You ask the question I answered it.
That's all.
I know it can't happen.
I know most likely won't happen.
No.
But in the event that it does that...
They don't have music together
that would even warrant bringing Cole out.
Yes.
You listen, man, don't get me started, man,
because you're going to say...
Figures to what?
Yeah.
See, y'all...
See, y'all playing with me.
And if I sit here and start yelling again,
y'all going to call me a glazing all kinds of shit.
We've never called you that.
Can we please watch the Super Bowl together as a family?
No, fuck that Super Bowl.
Wait, because it like Kaepernick or because of Kendrick?
No, because of Kendrick.
Fuck.
I ain't doing it.
Listen, y'all know how I can.
Like, I stand on a big boxer, man.
Fuck that Super Bowl.
Yeah, we ain't watching that shit.
No, not watching the Super Bowl because Kendrick Lamar is.
Yeah, by the whole game.
It's fucking crazy.
Fuck that shit.
Man, fuck that Super Bowl.
Fuck Pepsi.
I hate the Eagles more than any sports.
I don't even win.
I've watched every Super Bowl that the Eagles win.
Fuck that Super Bowl.
We're not watching that shit this year, man.
Fuck that.
No, we're all going to watch it.
You might not watch it.
I'm not watching that shit.
Fuck you.
We're all watching it.
Drake is watching it.
Very closely.
Oh, please.
I'm watching that shit.
Fuck the Super Bowl.
He is.
All right, he may not watch the quarters.
But that thing in between the second and the third?
He's watching that.
He'll be watching the game.
He's going to tune in at that point.
He'll put like $5 million on stake somewhere.
Yeah.
I mean, yeah.
And actually, he might definitely have to watch the game, for sure.
Just like voting for Eric Adams, my decisions are biting me in the ass.
I'm so happy that I spit in the tube for 23 and me because now they're selling my DNA and going private.
Yeah, there you go.
How you feel?
Seven board members from 23 and me left last week.
Resigned because the CEO wants to take the company private.
And then they'll have any option to sell all of our DNA to whoever the fuck they want.
which we already knew was going to happen.
Of course.
I'm not shocked by this, but it's funny that it's playing out in the public.
And, like, the board members should have known that was coming.
I respect that they're stepping down.
Yeah.
But, like, what did you think this company was for?
For us to find our ancestors or for you guys to collect our DNA?
It's to keep life going after we have a new clear fallout, and all of us are dead,
is to keep the repopulate the world.
They can clone me.
I'm cool with that.
I don't know if the world needs that, but.
I don't know if we need another, Rory.
We already got a mark.
They should, like, find some other DNA.
I don't know if mine's the best one.
You think when they were going to the,
DNA, they found out that Cizza is part bug.
I don't think that happened, Julian.
Shut the phone.
No, look at her.
This is Cizzo went on hot ones and she's a bug.
Yeah, she's, I like, I liked her answer.
She was like, you know, why they were like,
asks her why she dressed like that?
She said, no other reason I'm just tired of being not a bug.
I don't know what weed you smoke and Cizzo, but please pass that next time I'll see.
That's like a full proper prosthetic too.
That's not like a, doesn't look like a mask.
You know, I think that's just like the top.
something like Hollywood makeup shit
yeah but I'm saying like she got that done
that's not like a piece
for sure
what do you guys think of it
I like this for
content why not
I'm on the side of saying
that's not even scissors
no that's Ciz's body
how do you definitely
it's sitting down
and it's her body
she's sitting down
in a dark room
can you see her body
can you see your silhouette
it's her bug body
I think it's Sizah
but I think that's a home girl
she couldn't make it
that day and was like
fuck it you go do it
But they could just reschedule.
I think Sean would reschedule if Sizzah was not available that day.
I think Sean would make sure that he could get the Sizah interview.
Oh, what if she's, what if she's vegan now?
She doesn't eat meat no more.
They've had vegans on there.
Oh, they have?
They just get vegan wings.
They do like cauliflower, yeah.
Oh, okay.
Same hot sauce, but it's just not.
Yeah, that's her.
Oh, man.
Is it attached to, I mean, are we overthinking?
Maybe she really just woke up that day.
I was like, you know, I'm going hot ones as a bug.
We could be just coming up with.
Things that mean nothing.
I don't know if this is like a weekend rollout.
Does this have something to do with her next album, you think?
Nah.
I think Sizer really woke up.
Just woke up that day.
We shake shit up.
You'll go be a bug.
Yeah.
I respect it.
I like that.
Just do something different.
It's an amazing platform and I'll come in as a bug.
Listen, I'm mad at it.
You're more than welcome to come up here as a bug as well.
I am looking forward to watching the entire thing because Sean asks amazing questions.
so.
Oh, that's cool.
How many wings?
I see how many wings. I see.
She can put some wings back for you.
Yeah, yeah. Oh, absolutely.
I don't think hot sauce is really going to put her down, but she's not Callie.
Yeah.
I was going to go somewhere else. I'm glad I didn't.
No, do we have voice smells.
Do it. Do it. Do it. Do it. You've got mail.
Yeah, we have voice voice.
This is, let's do this one.
Damn, I wish to Maris is here for this one, but let's, let's rip this.
So, guys, this is Tony.
I was one of the last few people that you responded to before the New Year's a while back.
Just a quick update, I graduated from Jackson State, got my bachelor's, and now I moved to
Baton Rouge where I'm working at a news station, and I'm planning on moving to New Orleans,
because that's in the top 50 when it comes to TV broadcasting.
But anyway, I got a quick, like, I want to say dilemma, but, you know, so, like,
I'm working at this news station, and I kind of got a crush on one of the meteorologists here.
But the thing about it is I don't think it's one of those environments where you should be, you know, thinking about it like that or trying to make a move like that.
But the thing is that we both got like a little bit of common ground.
Like we both had our start in Jackson, you know what I'm saying?
We have a mutual friend that worked with her.
No, you just think you bad.
I think that's enough to like get the ball rolling.
But the thing is I don't want to get, you know, marked by HR and like, you know, trying to make a move or nothing like that.
So I guess my advice would be like, how would I go about this without like, you know,
alerting HR and just making it weird
or something like that.
I appreciate the advice because I actually kind of like
the girl. She's really cute and whatnot.
But, you know, like,
Giam Leading, you know, what if Damaris was looking
like looking kind of good one day?
She was like, hey, you know, let me
they can make a move or something.
I'm sorry, Damaris. I hope that
didn't sound inappropriate. But, you know,
just like that, you know.
So, yeah, I appreciate the advice.
Sacrifice my job to just make a move.
He saw like he was in the closet at
work getting that, uh, for the station. He was like, he was in the closet looking at the meteorologist,
like, oh, she's so hot. Man, he was in Jackson, Mississippi, New Orleans. Both places have
an abundance of amazing and beautiful women. You're just starting out your career. You don't
want that stain on your jacket, especially at the beginning of your career. Yeah, no. Go find another girl,
man. Yeah, but what if he's attracted because they're in the same profession and they have similar goals?
It's too risky. It's too early.
We've all fucked coworkers.
I'm not going to let you get that off.
What?
See?
I don't know if I've ever fucked a coworker.
I've had like only two real jobs.
I was going to say what?
That leaves like what me?
Yeah.
Oh yeah.
No, I never I never fuck the coworker.
Yeah, I think it's too risky.
Even if she's bad and like you guys have,
listen to what he tried to make sound like common interests.
We both like we're in Jackson, Mississippi once.
We both.
He's reading the signs.
Yeah.
We both work in this industry.
Yeah.
He reading the son?
No, you just find her very attractive.
That doesn't mean she's your soulmate.
It's funny how men still don't know how to like, they get so awkward when it comes to, like, talking to a girl that they like.
Yeah, but at work, I think he just wants to, he's asking.
He doesn't want to get fired.
Should he protect that relationship between work and personal life?
It's not, do you get fired or not because mad people meet at work.
Yeah, but you, listen, man, 2024, you got to say the right shit.
you could be at the podium talking about,
yo, I apologize and, you know,
sorry, disrespecting my family.
You ask a woman out on a date.
You disrespecting the family?
But even then, too, like,
even if she looks at him, like,
not in, like, a predatory way,
you don't know how she feels about dating someone in the workplace.
She could be completely against it
because she has to focus on her career.
Obviously, women get a way crazier rap
when they fuck with someone in the office than men do.
Yeah.
Like, you get a reputation.
She could be,
so career goal-orientated and would never do that.
So you even approaching her not knowing if there's some rhythm could be fatal for you.
Yeah.
He'd be like, yeah, get the fuck away from me.
Like, we work together.
You think I'm that type of girl in the office?
Just leave it alone.
Just leave it alone, fan.
He did say they have like a mutual friend.
What if he invited through that, through the mutual, they all go and get drinks or something?
No, no, no, no.
See, won't you say go get drinks?
No, no.
Or not, maybe not drinks, but like do so, do an activity or hang out outside of work.
Check out some meteorology.
Like look at some storm.
Yeah.
Let's go look at the clouds.
Take her into the broom closet.
Chase a, all right, man.
No, I was going to say Chase the tornado, but he just went to the room closet he was in when he was going to be in the podium.
He's going to be at the podium one day.
Yeah, he sounded like he was in the closet.
The broom closet.
He had a whole closet for one broom.
Okay.
Got it.
Did you ever, this is all in our past.
Has anyone ever hooked up or done anything while at work?
Not just fucking a coworker off hours, but like while you were at work.
Yeah.
See?
Room closet.
No.
Like hooked up somebody while you were at work?
Yeah.
Like had sex at the work.
Roy did it.
It was in a high level executive in the music industry's office.
With the executive?
No.
No.
I had the keys, though.
I think I wasn't going to have to fucking that office.
Such a nice office.
lovely couch.
I did it for my memoirs.
Yeah.
So I can talk about it later down the line.
We got another one?
Yeah.
So your guys are both, we were all agreeing.
You shouldn't.
I'm saying do it, but in a tasteful way.
You guys are saying, no, I don't do it.
Don't do it at all.
Stay away, go find another girl.
You're in cities that have incredible women.
You don't need to just focus on that girl.
But they're both from Jackson.
Hey, what's going on, Julian Demaris, Mall, and Rory.
My girl and I have been dating for about a month now.
We've known each other for about four months total.
She's an amazing woman.
We've been on plenty of dates, and I've even met her closest friends and family.
The only problem is that I don't know how to introduce her to my family.
She's the first woman that I'm bringing home to my parents, and I'd be lying if I wasn't scared of shit.
I'm a very private person, and relationship talk is just something that was never really talked much with my family or my siblings much.
So my question to y'all is
How have you guys introduced your partners
To your family in the past
And how do you recommend I bring my girl around my family
Much love y'all
Keep doing what y'all doing
Come to LA so I can bring my girl to her
To her first pod show
Peace
Well first of all congratulations
You know it sounds like he's in a
A happy relationship
It's been a month
I think he should know
I think he should see this thing
Tell you what I wouldn't do
Bring a girl to my parents after a month
No don't do that
They don't even know she exists until like month six.
They've known each other for like four months.
And he likes her.
Officially dating from one.
I would see it to at least eight months before even considering bringing a girl back.
Especially when you never had before.
If you were one of those guys that like meeting my mom was never even like ill.
Like my mom was always around mad chicks that didn't deserve could meet my mom at my mom.
It was never like a thing.
Like, you know, that's my mom over there.
Like that was never a sacred shit.
My mom has called me a whore to my face, plenty of time.
Oh, man, I've walked, I've walked girls out of my mom's house.
Like, when my mom was in the kitchen, my mom was like, who was that skeezer?
I was like, I'm going to be honest.
I don't even remember.
At harlot?
I don't even remember her name.
Flusi.
But in this situation, he's never had any girls around his family.
So it's a way bigger thing.
Yeah.
Bringing her back.
That's why I think he should wait a few months.
Yeah, give us some more time.
But I know why he's asking the holidays are coming up.
It's that time of year again.
The holidays are coming up.
Yeah, but the holidays is next month.
I also don't think the significant others should be introduced,
especially to the immediate family at holidays.
Like, do it before or after.
Do it just when it's a big game.
Thanksgiving can't be.
Let it be a big game.
Like the Super Bowl.
Like, yeah.
But when Kendrick performs leave,
and then come back and watch the rest of the game.
Yeah, I would wait to be quite honest.
And when it is time, I would.
talk to your parents prior to.
Like, hey, I've been seeing someone.
I really want you guys to meet her.
Let's try to schedule something where we can all go out.
Yeah, you got to kind of talk about the girl first before you just pop up with it.
You got to kind of give little tidbits like, yeah, I'm seeing this girl.
She's cool.
Where's she from?
You know, you have that conversation with the family.
And then you slowly get to the, hey, so I know we're doing this thing next weekend.
The family, everybody will be here.
I'm thinking about bringing her to introduce her to everybody.
I think that's the way you go about it.
But definitely talk to your family about her first.
Kind of give them an idea of who she is, the type of woman she is.
But don't just show up within four months of dating this woman and introduce her to your family,
especially when you've never done it before.
Even though you may like her, you may feel like this is the girl you're going to be with.
But give it a little more time.
Give it like eight, nine months.
Yeah, chill.
Yeah, chill a little bit.
And then you can, you know, bring her around family, bring around mom and dad.
He didn't explicitly say it, but usually when he's saying, like, I never talked really.
relationships or anything sex-wise with my parents.
To me,
that usually means you grew up in a religious household.
Yeah.
So I,
to Maul's point,
like intro that you're,
hey,
getting,
you're having sex because who's to say,
I doubt they even fucking think you are unless you,
like,
explicitly say it because that's the thing that a parent's try to pretend like it doesn't
happen.
And then just kind of like introduced that you're now an adult kind of thing.
You know what I mean?
Like,
because that's just like a different kind of conversation you have to have
with your parents. Even if it's not religious, but I do agree. It did sound like he probably has a very
strict household. Even like first generation families, like when you are brought to the house,
it's like, okay, so that means marriage is next month or like, that makes it so official when
you do that, that you have to be very careful. Because a lot of households that aren't super
like westernized. Yeah, that's a thing. If you're introducing somebody to your family, this means you guys
are getting married and having kids by next year.
That fast?
Hell you.
I mean,
you've never been around like certain West Indian girls where if you were introduced like
their families like,
okay,
so are we preparing for the wedding?
About that one chick?
No, no,
no,
I just like this guy.
The one chick that brought you on a,
when you had your first like official day with her and she brought her mom.
And on.
Yeah,
that was fucking weird.
That's that type of energy.
We're like,
oh, Mike,
what is happening here?
Yeah.
But she ended up being a stalker.
So I don't,
I don't,
I don't think that was a cultural thing.
I think that was a chemical imbalance thing.
Do we have one more?
Sure.
I haven't played this one yet, so we'll just go through it.
Oh, shit.
I went to your London show recently.
We had a great time.
I went with three of my boys.
Oh, I recognize.
It was a vibe.
Thank you so much.
We hope you come back.
Are you serious?
No.
They all sound the same.
So I think there was one point in the show.
when you're asking people to come on stage to like spit some bars like to to wrap basically yeah
and I think after the first guy went the young guy I think it was like 21 um you said something like
oh I bet there's someone in the crowd he's been rapping for the last five years and it's too scared
to come up or something like that anyway I think you saw me and my friends were in like the second
row and my friends started like tapping me and like pushing me on the shoulder and I think you noticed
but then what was funny was my friends were kind of joking so when I was like 16 17 I used to
like joke around with rapping and stuff and I haven't done it since that age so when when my friends
were like kind of gassing me up to come on stage I was kind of like what the hell I haven't wrapped in like 10 years
So it kind of threw me off.
Anyway, I guess my question is,
do you guys have any bars
like you know from memory
that you can just recite
any time to put on the pressure?
But yeah, thanks for the pod.
Shout to you guys and come to London again.
It's an awfully hot coffee pot
on the spot.
I can do that verse at any moment
if they asked me.
I actually do remember that group
and I remember looking over at them.
They were trying to encourage him to rap.
To get backstory at the London show,
we did have people
from the crowd come up and perform.
And there was a kid that was, yeah, 20, 21 years old.
Say he's been rapping for two weeks.
Something like that.
And he went crazy.
And I applauded him to him.
He didn't go crazy.
See, this is how, this is how things, he didn't go crazy.
For someone that had been rapping for two weeks, he didn't go crazy.
I don't care how long he'd been rapping.
You get on stage and rap.
He didn't go crazy.
For the circumstances, he went crazy.
He didn't go crazy.
He came up there and he spit his rhymes that he wrote two weeks.
But he was in a different accent.
thought it was crazy.
Yeah, see this, that's the problem.
No, I read, I heard that.
I had my, the CC close caption was on in my ears.
I heard all them balls.
I'm like, that ain't really that odd, but two weeks it ain't that bad.
I thought, I mean, he was brave.
He was.
Getting on stage and rapping, like, especially when you've never done it.
That takes a certain level of bravery and just confidence.
So yes.
The second guy that came up had been rapping for a really long time, and I thought he did
good, but there really wasn't much of a difference between the kid that was 20 years old
and had never wrapped, let alone wrapped on a stage in front of people.
That's not group.
I gave him credit.
The other kid, the first kid was reading from his phone, reading his rhymes.
Because he just wrote it.
That's a no-no.
You don't get on stage and read your rap.
Your man, hold on.
Oh, man.
The goalpost continues to fucking move.
How?
Your man went on Flex in 09 with the Blackberry.
Okay.
What does that mean?
You just said you can't read lyrics off your phone.
I said on stage.
This is the world stage.
That's Funk Flex.
Cut it up.
Cut it up.
What do you like?
What are you talking?
Cut it out, though.
A Funk Flex freestyle.
If any other rapper took their phone out during a Funk Flex freestyle, you would kill them.
Yeah, probably.
Okay.
I mean, I appreciate the honesty.
Yeah, but what if he wrote that right there on the spot?
That don't get more props?
Yeah, but isn't that what that kid just did?
No, he's been writing for two weeks.
I don't think Drake wrote that on the spot.
I think he probably had that in his phone.
No, he might have wrote that on the way there.
Also, wasn't this bars from like a lot of the lyrics he ended up using?
No, I don't think he ever used any of this.
I don't remember it.
This was just the awkward freestyle in general.
Like the chemistry between Flex and Drake, I see why it never worked out.
See why they don't like each other.
Said you doing donuts in the Ashton.
Yeah, I said that.
It's so awkward.
Y'all have to revisit that video.
I got to rewatch this once we had.
Drake didn't even know what to say back to Flex.
It's like, yeah, no, I said that.
That's funny.
If we think about that response, that's fucking...
Yeah.
That's exactly what I just said.
Yeah, I heard that because I said that.
It's on tape.
Yeah, I just said that to you.
Yeah.
Also, that kind of wasn't fair.
Even though I don't think rappers should do freestyles off their phone,
he didn't know he was being filmed.
What?
Seif, yeah, I don't know the full story.
My understanding is Seif filmed that and Drake did not know he was being filmed.
He thought it was just radio.
Oh, so that's why he don't fuck with Flex.
I think that's probably part of it.
I think there's a lot of history between that,
but I think it started with,
hey, why didn't you guys tell me you were filming me
and then put the footage out?
I thought I was on radio.
So I took my phone out and started rapping
because I thought I was on radio.
Yeah.
But either way.
Do you have like a verse in the tuck?
A verse?
That you could just remember, like, from high school.
Fuck, no, I don't remember.
None of that bullshit I wrote down.
I told my rap.
I threw my rap book.
I think I threw that shit out the bus on the Concourse or something like that.
Speaking of early writing,
my mother found this
and sent me a photo of it
I don't know like what boxes she's been going through
lately but she's just been sending me
photos of my writing she brought
some of my writing to the crib
even like early science projects
I had a whole black history
oh that's the one I want to read
I'll send you a photo we can bring it up on Patreon
or like the next episode
I don't want to see nothing erasing scratched out
because I see you scratched out of line right there
I don't know what that was
I see something B-L-A-C-K right there
I don't know what's black school bacon.
What is that?
Okay.
Let's start at the top here.
Mariah.
I'm the thing you're talking about Mariah Carey.
I am.
But you said Mahira.
That's racist.
Mahira is a very, very, very, very hot singer.
Super horny at a young age.
Same with Brittany.
We got them all in the same sense.
Same with Brittany.
Money, I think you know what it is.
You know what it is.
You know what it is, money?
Money, I think you know what it is.
Probably heard about it.
240 is when you talk about Mariah
you know what it is. No, I get it.
Money too. I thought you started
say honey because you know that's her shit.
But money, I think you know what it is.
240 is when we get out of school.
Bacon is food.
Me is me,
Roy Farrow. I think you know what the rest is.
What the fuck? That's when he put the mic in the crowd.
You are autistic.
Funny thing is, Maul, Roy wrote this yesterday.
That was his thoughts last week.
That is all.
But you didn't see like even with my mistakes of doing it is.
I took like an orange crayon.
I add like some visual.
That's some posky I shit.
No, I see what I'm saying.
Bacon is food.
Bacon, it is food.
Me is me.
Rory Farrell.
I think you know what the rest is.
Everyone know what the rest is.
Money, I think.
The rest is history.
But why did you say 240s when we get out of school?
I don't know.
And then you tied bacon into like getting out of school.
I think that proves that I wasn't on the short bus though.
Well, they got out at like $2.15.
Yeah.
You knew the time you got $2.40.
at this time, Roy, because you were very adamant about the few, you put four varies on how hot Mariah is.
I was a horny young kid.
Who at the time was hotter for you, Brittany or Mariah?
Oh, Mariah for sure.
Okay.
I don't even really like having the craziest crush on Brittany like that.
But I remember the Mariah one.
I remember that poster on my wall, but I mean, same with Britt.
Like, Brit up there too.
What do you think you meant by money?
I think you know what it is.
I don't know.
I have no idea.
this must have
I don't
could I asked my mom
to like flip it over
to see if
you know you used to put
like your grade
or whatever
like on the back
of certain stuff
okay
there wasn't anything there
I don't
I'm embarrassed to find out
what year this was
like
because imagine
it was like eighth grade
yeah
I was telling you
that's your junior year
in high school
it's like
Charlie Day
anytime he writes
and sunny
oh you're gonna
you're gonna love
my
black history month
like
please send that
oh man
please send that
We do that one on Patreon.
No, we're doing that.
Yeah.
We'll sit it to the class.
No, I'll bring it in.
I have the, my mom brought me the physical, like, uh,
is it on a poster board?
It's on a poster board.
Oh, this is where we get canceled.
This is where we get canceled right here.
No, no.
First of all, it's going to go different.
I think this is going to prove that I've been part of the culture since a young person.
The sickest part I will give like a little, little trailer to it.
The sickest part about it is I have all these photos.
of all these amazing black icons
and then I put my man's
like seventh grade
photo on it
I don't know why
Like your home boy you was to school with
That was his black friend to say see
My black friend
See I am friends with them
No because I was like
I didn't know these gentlemen
I never met them
I was in seventh or eighth grade
I think I really did that like as a joke
Like I'm gonna throw my man's on here
That is hilarious
Yeah yeah in between them
Oh no he's right next to
It was right next to Malcolm X.
Oh, my God.
Naturally, what else would he be?
That's funny.
And like, it was like a bunch of rap lyrics and like, it was, it was, it was bad, man.
Oh, my God.
That's sick.
I wanted to, before we got it, I wanted to bring this story up, I think it's better to do without Demaris being here because it's so sports nerd focused.
So with this NIL deal is happening, these players are now making hundreds of thousands of dollars.
It's like this, you know, we know how that goes.
And with money, with money comes messiness.
So this kid.
was a starting quarterback for UNLV, Matthew Sluka, Sluca.
They started 3 and O and he was poached from Holy Cross.
Shout out Patriot League. That's my conference.
But UNLV.
That's my conference.
UNLV promised him $100,000.
They only paid him $3,000 of that $100K.
So even though they're an undefeated team, they're playing great, best season they've had
in a long time, he's saying, fuck this, I'm done.
And he's leaving.
He's benching himself.
Gangsta.
because they're not given,
they owe him $97,000.
Mm-hmm.
So this trend is happening
in another UNLV player,
a starter,
also allegedly left.
I don't think it was over NIL.
I think it was just out of support
for this quarterback.
But I think we're seeing the turn now
where the athletes now have more agency
and it's like,
don't play with me or my money.
I'm gonna,
like I'll tank this whole shit.
As they should.
As they fucking should.
Shout out to Matthew Slucker,
sluka.
Jimmy Superfly Snooker was one of our favorite wrestlers.
Well, yeah.
No, I'm with the energy, but is that short-sighted?
Nope.
If you're in the NFL, I get that.
I'm 3-0.
But this could stop.
I got to go to the combine anyway and work out, so fuck it.
Okay, but now, like, this could ruin my entire career for $97,000 when, if I'm confident
myself that I can get to the NFL.
He's probably not yet.
I have not watched any UNLV games, admittedly.
So is he NFL worthy?
Most likely not.
I'm sitting the fuck down.
Give me my fucking money.
But the statement he posted.
posted on his own social media when he
announced that he was no longer going to place
that I've decided to utilize my red shirt year
and will not be playing in any additional games this season.
I respect it. I'm committed to UNLV
based on certain representations
that were made to me. Exactly.
Representations that were made to me. Right there.
So that you can kind of go on and on and on. But
he's saying, you know, pay the fuck up.
You said you pay me this money.
Give me my money. I came here because y'all
paying me $100,000.
Now you're only giving me $3,000. You're not going to slow
cook me to the end of the season to my three
piece, three piece. No, no, no, give me my fucking money.
And I forgot about the red shirt. Yes, that's a good move.
Yeah. I respect that. The players should have this type of power. They should. These universities
make, uh, fuck billions off of these athletes. Right now, uh, was it, Reggie Bush is suing
the NIL? Hell yeah. Yeah. Don't get that fucking money. Don't get that fucking money. Don't get that
money. Let these universities pay. Y'all making all of these money. Yeah, you know what it is to be
the, the best player on the team at a major university. And you walk on campus and, and
everybody's wearing your jersey and your mom is back home struggling to pay the rent.
I can guarantee you when Matt Liner and Reggie Bush were at USC.
USC made more money in their junior and senior years than most NFL franchise.
Of course they did. Absolutely. Absolutely. So yeah, I like shit like shit like this.
Send the message to these universities. Stop playing with these athletes.
They're bringing in tons of money to the universities to these campuses.
They're packing these stadiums every weekend.
Selling all of this merch. Pay these fucking kids, man.
give them their money.
Stop being fucking greedy
and line of y'all pockets
for the last however many years.
Give these kids some money.
They deserve it.
Yeah.
How does the NCAA operate
when it comes to selling TV rights?
Obviously, I know in the NFL,
it's all the owners
sell the TV rights.
How does...
Conferences.
Conferences sell it.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
And to Mal's point,
Reggie Bush is not just suing the NIL.
He's also suing the PAC 12 and USC.
So he's going for all three as he should.
Speaking of he deserves it lawsuits, do you guys see the lawsuit that TI and Tiny just cleaned up on?
No.
They just, there was a toy manufacturer that created a product that was a clear rip off of a group that they assembled.
The OMG girls.
Yeah.
And a toy maker just complete, just stole their IP basically.
They sued $78 million.
Good for them, man.
I love that.
I didn't see any of that.
Awesome.
Amazing.
$71 million, sorry.
Good for Tia and Tani.
They deserve it.
They got $7 million and his son is fighting and going on IG live last week.
Well, it's funny.
It's funny you say that.
Can't save him all, man.
It's funny you say that because the same week they got this lawsuit,
that video of T.I. pulling up on his music video set being like,
why do you have guns here?
This isn't you.
Stop.
I love that.
I love to see it was Boosie and T.I.
pulled up and was like, what are y'all doing?
Like, what are y'all doing? You got a gun
on you, you got weed on you. Now,
even if that gun is registered and it's legal, now that the fact that you have
drugs on you, you're still getting charged with possession
of a weapon. Like, I like that. I like to see the fact
that, you know, the guys that we grew up with and that we listen to
now they're fathers and got to have those father moments, those human
moments with their kids and just kick it with them about
not being fucking stupid and stop trying to act like you're somebody, you're
not you didn't grow up in the streets.
I made sure that.
I worked my ass off so you didn't have to be out here
walking around with a gun and in the streets.
Like, I like seeing that.
Those are the type of videos that we should have go viral.
Yeah.
But then, I mean, King gets right on IG Live and says you should see the other guy.
We see you.
Shout out to Asia Wilson for winning her third MVP of the WNBA season.
Shout out to Caitlin Clark for winning rookie of the year.
even though Indiana lost last night
and they are now eliminated from the playoffs.
It was a great year for Caitlin Clark, though.
She did her thing, man.
Shout out to her.
We could talk about this next episode
when more details come out.
But speaking of lawsuits,
you saw that Naomi Campbell thing?
She kicked out of her own charity
because it appears that she may have been
stealing some money.
It may have not been so 5013C
the way we thought it was.
Yeah.
Spent a week of people getting arrested
for doing some shady shit.
Three Naomi.
Tells backwards.
Yeah.
Three Naomi till it's backwards, man.
Well, this was fun.
We will be back next week.
What are you doing this weekend?
I think it's just me and Amara for the weekend.
So I think I'm going to throw some ragers at the crew.
Yeah, man.
Fuck it.
Go all out.
As well.
Falls to the wall.
Go all out.
I might go down to Virginia to see my family, see my sister for our birthday.
So I was thinking about doing that.
Well, I mean, we have to...
We didn't want to make it a whole thing
because we know how you are,
but like, can we sing you happy birthday?
No, that's gay.
No, that's gay.
Please don't.
We did have a vegan cake and ginger shots
instead, because you don't drink,
we were going to do ginger shots,
but Damaris got sick.
Ginger shots?
You want to everybody shit
to have to fight for the bathroom?
I love ginger shots.
Well, we had, we really did have like a cake
and a whole thing for you,
but Damaris got sick.
So she has your vegan game.
She couldn't pick up the carrots.
We were going to do a whole thing.
No, she can keep that cake.
We're gonna have like juice shots and like all healthy shit.
Oh, okay.
No alcohol.
You know,
I drink wine.
I don't know if you,
I don't have to,
we don't have to take ginger shots.
Well, again,
I don't want to make you uncomfortable because I know you're not like a birthday guy,
but like,
should we do something tonight?
No,
we shouldn't.
We go to the Cash Cobain show.
Nope.
Julian.
Wait,
what if Cash Cobain like sung you a trap version of happy birthday?
A sexy drill.
A sexy drill.
No thing.
Oh, no.
How would you even?
Yo, a sexy drill, happy birthday would be the funniest thing.
Disgusting. Nasty.
That'd be fun.
Fucking terrible. No thank you.
Well, Mall, if you want to hang out this weekend, I'm hosting something tomorrow, Friday.
You're listening to this tonight.
Oh, my God.
What are you hosting?
I'll even tee it up so you can plug it.
No, it's just a friend of mine, a recent friend of mine, opened up a new spot on the Lower East Side on Orchard Street called Pardon Me.
What's your host, like?
What do you do as a host?
Are you on the mic asking like?
No, God, no.
I just drink.
Who has a 4.0 GPA in here and make some noise?
You think that would be.
me my swag.
That was the Palooza Swag.
That's why you never touched the mic.
Of course not.
If you went to HBC, you make some noise.
If you went to HBC, you make some noise.
Nah, it's a, I'm into Patriot League.
My favorite part, like, my favorite host are the ones that, like, have fake positive
energy.
Like, if you've rid all toxic people out of your life, make some noise.
Like, all, we're at a party.
Yeah, bro.
We're all toxic here.
Insane.
We're at a party.
Spot's called part of me, though.
I think it's got a cool name, so I'm excited.
Should be fun.
We'll have fun.
You guys are outside, pull up.
Bottles on me.
Okay, cool.
That might get me.
I got some wine for you, more.
That might give me.
Wine in the club.
Yeah, once you say bottles on me?
I have Amara.
They check IDs.
We could.
She can pass it, right?
I could probably get her fake.
They don't know what she identifies as.
No, like, no, it's an adult.
It's an age thing.
Yeah, she identifies as an adult.
What she wants me to tell you?
Well, she can't say it, so that might be tough.
I could show up with like with Kia's ID.
And Amara?
And like Amara.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck.
Good luck with that.
Please pull out.
Let me know how that goes.
Let me know how that goes.
All right.
Well, let's get the fuck out of here so we can enjoy ourselves this week and do whatever
the hell we want to do.
Yeah.
We just want to say happy birthday.
We love you.
Thank you, man.
Appreciate it, man.
We've had a whole celebration, but.
That's all.
Listen, the older you get, ruined it.
I was happy to wake up in your blood.
Wait, is it today?
Yeah.
Oh, shit.
I thought it was like tomorrow or something.
Me and Demaris had a celebration.
You clearly were not.
I wasn't in the chat.
Well, we talked about it yesterday.
Oh, yeah.
You weren't here yesterday.
So, yeah.
Damarisa, we found a vegan place and everything.
Be Earth Day.
Then she called me and couldn't speak.
And I was like, all right, well, I don't have time to go get all of the stuff that was ordered.
Don't stress.
Don't stress yourself, man.
Happy birthday is enough for me.
I thought the juice shots would be a nice touch, though.
But Ginger,
It makes you go to the bathroom.
I don't think we should take that though.
I'm down for the wine.
Ginger's tend to have that effect on people.
Yeah.
Well, I can't argue with that one.
We will be back in a few days.
Please be safe this weekend.
Be blessed.
Have fun.
Summer's over, so it's time to, you know.
Yeah.
Find that special one and cuddle up and binge watch Emily and Paris.
Yes.
Together.
I'm on the perfect couple right now.
Oh, yeah.
I'm not done yet.
I'm halfway through.
Who do you think did it?
Benji.
Okay.
Oh, it's one of those who got you?
It's legitimately clue.
Okay.
Like, who murdered this person in the house?
It's really good.
It's so good.
That's when Nicole Kidman, right?
Yeah, she looks fucking weird now.
Yeah.
Oh, she is?
She's doing like the work she got on her face.
Oh, okay.
Well, she looked like that in, what was it, the undoing?
The undoing.
She looks different.
She looks crazier than she did in the undoing.
That, I watched that.
Watch that's only six episodes, but that in the, I'm currently on the Menendez one.
Which, the Menendez one is great.
I watched the FX one with Carmelo Soprano.
after the OJ thing.
This one is much better.
I did have to skip
whatever episode.
That fourth episode,
I legitimately just went to the next one.
Okay.
It's a one shot for an hour
of him just saying
how he was sadomized.
Like, I get what they were doing
and like respect to victims
and that that was a display
of how insane those types of things are.
Yeah.
But a one shot for an hour
of just talking about being raped
was, yeah,
I'm just gonna,
I'm gonna go to the next episode.
No, okay.
It's not really for me.
All right.
Well, we'll be back soon.
On that light note.
Be safe.
By the way, great series.
The series is amazing.
I'm going to check it out.
I got to start it.
I got to start it.
We will be back.
We will be back.
Oh, no, we can't do this.
We can't leave without saying this.
Toronto, October 17th.
Yes.
We are in Toronto.
Get your tickets now at new Rorymall.com.
November 22nd, we are in Atlanta.
And then December 13th and 14th or 14th.
or 14th.
Yes.
Either or.
We will be in New York City at the Grammarcy Theater.
Tickets are available now at new Rory Mall.com.
Hope to see some of y'all there.
The rest of you, filthy animals.
Be safe. Be blessed.
We'll talk to you soon.
I'm that nigger.
He's just ginger.
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