New Rory & MAL - Episode 309 | Billion Dollars On An Elevator
Episode Date: October 8, 2024Happy Tuesday Gang! The whole team is back from a busy weekend, and getting back into the swing of things. We start off recapping our discord live chat that we had with our patreon members, and the ...advice we gave to one of our own (4:00). Mal actually left the house this weekend, so we get a movie review and his side of the story of how he spent a night out with Rory & friends (22:30). The internet is claiming that a famous NFL star is the culprit that tore Cardi’s family apart, we speculate and catch up on the latest drama with the famous couple (33:41). Mal insists that this level of wh*ring is exclusive to the new women, while Rory gets vulnerable and tells the truth about why his family ran to America (44:48). The internet is also in an uproar about an alleged shot to Jay-Z from Drake via an instagram story post; Rory & Mal butt heads on what exactly it could mean (58:55). Kendrick made his Grammy submissions (what do you think he’ll win?) (1:17:35) while Safaree got kicked out of Gag City (1:25:35). Would you be excited to see tyga as an opening act? Let us know in the comments. Mal refuses to ask his artist friends for tickets and that causes a discussion about appearing too cool (1:33:48). We have voicemails! The first is from the a guy who doesnt like the amount of makeup his gf wears (1:52:19), and the second is from a young woman asking us for help with getting her family to accept the idea(1:59:25). After voicemails, Mal shares with us his favorite part of having a twin sister, and we give a review on the Menendez brothers story as well as Aaron Hernandez’ (2:28:00).For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Thanks to our sponsors: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://SHOPIFY.COM/rorymal Visit https://BetterHelp.com/rorymal today to get 10% off your first month. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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This is an I-Heart podcast.
Guaranteed Human.
Toronto, we will see you next week.
October 17th, live podcast.
Cannot wait.
One of my favorite cities.
Can't wait.
Mall is super excited.
Drake will not be there.
So it's just us.
But if you want to come and see us,
like, we'll have a good time.
Pull up.
Maybe he'll FaceTime Drake when we're there.
Definitely won't, but.
But like, in theory, for the promo, maybe.
If you think about it, he might do that.
Niggas wanted to kill me and y'all steal with him.
Nigger, y'all chill with them.
And y'all wonder why we're not friends.
Best thing I could do is not bill with you.
When I can destroy you, that takes some fucking discipline.
I can send a team to come trail you.
I got a billion or two.
And I know where the fuck you live.
Niggas got to chill with talking gangster.
You should just thank us.
Humble yourselves a little bit.
This ain't the same Sean that you knew once.
I don't shine shoes.
This ain't what you want.
All that back and forth on the internet
Nigger we don't tennis that
Y'all gotta do something
Only thing we respect now is violence
Anything besides this
We playing violence
I'm public enemy
Niggas wanted to kill me
And y'all want me to be friendly
Niggas want sympathy after they want to end me
Be those closer to it be the very one's the envy
Shout out to the family
I don't want no friends no more
Not many understand me
Everybody wants something
You know the price that's everything
Everything but the value or nothing.
But everybody is something.
You know the price everything but the value.
Never had a lot. This is all I need.
People never care.
And we are back.
Who's excited?
I'm excited.
De Maris is back too.
She was out in our nation's capital.
Doing the Lord's work.
Campaigner.
Talking to Kamala.
She was black all the way.
She made a turn.
She made a turn.
Good to see you, baby, Dee.
Even though we spoke over the weekend.
You know what I'm saying?
I had some choice words for you.
And I had some choice words for you.
Not really.
You was asking me what was said, and I told you what was said.
But then you cleared it up and I apologized.
Oh, my bad.
I didn't know that that was, you know.
We had you twisted over some things you posted.
Yeah, got me fucked up.
Apologies to your face.
Well, the streets thought that she backtracked.
Nah, she stood on big box a big box.
She was on a big box.
Explosive box.
The biggest.
I heard you just.
Maul, you said she stood on a cereal box.
Ma was like, yeah.
I thought she was like, I thought she was staying on a cereal box.
I'm like, nah.
We thought that she was apologizing for or walking back.
Went to Target.
So we thought maybe she got some cereal.
But she, she let it be knowing that she's standing on a big one of the, you know,
you do box jumps.
Like she's standing on one of those boxes.
So what was the conversation and where did you have it?
So on Discord.
Rory did a live on Discord.
So if you're a part of our Patreon community, make sure you, or if you're not,
make sure you sign up so that you know when we're doing our live Discord chats.
and we just be in there talking shit.
So I had two toddlers that I was trying to give bath time.
So I hopped in when Rory and Julian were on there.
And that's when they told me that Maw was talking shit about me behind my back.
Swag.
Wait, what?
Well, we recorded it.
So it wasn't really behind a group.
Yeah, it was on the episode.
Which I was hoping I didn't listen.
So that's not.
We told you.
You weren't going to listen.
So that's why we just told you.
Yeah.
So they told me Moll was talking shit.
So I was like, oh, word, that's what's up.
Right?
Whatever.
So after I put it.
Well, not just mall.
we were all talking shit.
But that's not what y'all.
Collectively.
No, that's not.
They were like, yeah, Mall, was on you.
Oh, no.
I mean, we were being shady.
Yeah, yeah.
We didn't take any accountability.
Oh, cool.
Never.
Never.
You weren't in Discord yet, so we could blame it on you.
Oh, so lie on me.
Yeah, because you weren't there.
Okay.
Duh.
I see how it works.
All right.
Yeah.
And we're like, I cannot believe Maul would even say that.
Well, did you hear the episode?
Uh, I had, I didn't hear that part.
I heard the majority of the episode, but I didn't get to that part.
Did you feel like I haven't heard it.
I haven't heard that part.
I would go back and listen, though.
Okay.
And I could come back on, like, you know,
on some, like, violence.
Like, if that's what it's calling for,
but I don't know if it was that serious.
Was it like that serious?
So, in fact, you did not see the backlash of your opinion
and then change it and say it was just for entertainment purposes.
No.
Okay.
That was the basis of what Moss said on the episode.
Yeah, that's not what happened.
Because that's what we thought your posts were about.
No, I didn't mention Cardi or podcasting or anything in any of those posts.
I was talking about people just being stupid.
That's worldwide.
Glad you stood on business.
If I say anything offensive or wrong, I was just joking and it was entertainment.
It's true.
Y'all pussy.
But anyway, we were in Discord.
Rory was in there giving our money for feet.
First of all, that's not true.
I had to restore the balance of order amongst my gender, which we'll get to.
I was just being a gentleman and looking out for all men and women equally.
No one sent me any feet picks.
If I knew that was the case, I would have sent more money.
you guys were on there for a while you guys we didn't get off well we didn't get off discord to like 1 a.m
and it started at 7 p.m.
So I got off and then you texted me a few hours later and was like mall just entered discord and I was getting ready to go to sleep.
But you know, I was nosy.
So I went back in there and we had that was probably one of my favorite discord's lives we've ever done.
Maul was in his like probably just smoked in his silly laugh mode.
No, what y'all were talking about was silly.
We're not going to say any names.
somebody got somebody got finessed out of $20 on cash hat I was like $20 somebody called you and asked for $20 so I don't even know people still asked for $20 I don't even know I didn't even know people still ask for $20 I'll give some backstory here so this this woman who remained nameless in our discord there's only three of them that's not true that's not true seven and she's no longer there we'll say so you can't find her yeah I guess we'll lie she came in and said she had been talking to this guy
like on and off for about seven years.
I don't even think she's met him in person.
Maybe once they like met each other in passing.
But they've been going back and forth.
They've had some spicy conversations.
They've had phone sex.
They've had some genitalia pictures.
You know,
you know, typical Twitter for seven-year relationship.
Nah, she said she didn't do that though.
She said she didn't send pictures.
She said that they had like phone sex though.
Okay.
She said, no pictures.
And I asked, I said, did you tell him that that's his,
that's his, you know.
Vagina?
His vagina.
I said, did you tell him that?
She lied and said no, she never told them.
How you know that she lied on?
She's lying, man.
You're not having, you not having FaceTime sex with somebody.
Yeah.
And they ask you that and you don't say yeah.
How you're going to think of it?
Like what else is there to even say during phone?
No.
It's mad other shit to say.
But how are you going to say that that's your vagina when you've never even sniffed said vagina?
You don't even know.
Because that's the best time to get your lies off.
You're both lying.
Women tell us that when we're actually inside of it.
Yeah, you're both lying.
So it's like, who got the best lies right now?
Like, it just sound good.
Tell me lies.
make it sound good.
And if y'all haven't met in seven years and just still like do DM, say whatever at that
point.
Yeah.
Because y'all are never going to have to meet up and be accountable for the things that you said.
So say the wildest shit that you can.
Yeah, that's all of this.
So she was lying about that.
And it was just funny to me because we knew that she was lying.
But we let her get her lies off anyway.
And then she was saying that, yo, he asked her for $20.
But I'm laughing because I'm like, what is he going to get with $20?
And then y'all told me that he hit her while he was in the chicken spot.
Yeah.
And he didn't have no money when he was.
at the register, so he asked her for $20.
And I'm like, that does not, that's not how life works.
You don't find out that you don't have no money at the register.
Yeah.
Well, he said his car got scammed.
Or it was throwing out at the register?
How?
You find it out as soon as you wake up.
Like, soon as like, yo, my car ain't working.
You don't find it out at the, at the chicken spot.
So he was obviously lying and just wanted some money out of her.
But I was laughing because, what is $20 going to do for anybody?
Get them chicken.
Yeah.
Nah.
Maybe he was hungry.
Maybe he'd eat.
And what if he ordered it already?
That's an awkward thing.
Like the food is there packed up and then you try to pay for it and your car doesn't work.
I think he was using that for his parley on Fanduil.
I think he really needed some chicken.
It didn't have any money.
Oh, prize picks.
But she was confused because from what her understanding is he has a job that makes more money than she does.
So she was confused on why he was really asking that.
And then they never brought it back up again.
Oh, it was something what really made me laugh was when she's like, he's a famous podcaster.
I said, don't ever, don't pay that.
I made that up.
He's not a famous podcaster.
He's just in media.
That's what made me laugh.
I'm like, don't tell me that.
And then tell me he asked you for $20.
Yeah, we were lying to you to make the story sound better.
No, she said something about media or whatever.
And then Demeris and I just turned it into like, all right, which podcaster is it?
Yeah, I didn't know.
We named every single fucking.
I think one of us said Alex Cooper at one point.
Like, we said every single fucking podcaster.
Yeah, I was way too high for that conversation.
That shit was, yeah, I could tell Mall was high because I could hear him like giggling, but like, not even like
obnoxiously giggling. Like, I can tell he was really sitting at home giggling like
on his outside. Because I'm trying to figure out who would. Because if somebody asked me for $20,
like I said in the chat, if somebody asked me for $20, I'm going to see what they spend
it on. If I give you, if you like, yo, let me get $20, I'm going to hand it to you.
Want to receive? Where are you going with $20? Like, what you're about to do with $20?
You're going to cancel all your plans? You're not doing a lot with $20.
You can make some shit shake with $20. No, you cannot. Not in New York. It costs $50 an hour
to breeze in New York.
They're like, wait, $20?
No, you're not doing nothing with $20.
Nothing.
$20 is absolutely obsolete now.
DeMaris thought it was too much because chicken's not that expensive.
But if you go through, if you wanted like two sides with inflation, I think you would get close to like $16.99.
You're not going to ask for that.
You got to ask a whole number.
Yeah, if I'm a Supreme now is like $8.
Yeah.
That's crazy.
My smoothie was $13 today.
I paid $27 for a fucking burrito from Chipotle.
Yeah.
And who, who decided the smoothie market.
is just as is equal to food.
The great thing about smoothie was you get nutritional value.
It tastes great, but it was like a half the cost of food.
Yeah.
Now smoothies are just the same price as food.
I might as well just eat the food.
The fuck is that.
I'm not trying to drink a $15 green shit.
For two smoothies,
for two smoothies, you could just go buy a blender.
Yeah.
Top of the line.
Yeah.
Now, blenders are insane.
Blenders and juicers are so fucking expensive.
Loyon bought me my fucking juicer for my new apartment.
They're so expensive.
And they wonder why America's so fucking fat.
All the nutritious shit is too expensive.
That should be the cheaper stuff.
Big Mac should be expensive.
But it was a fun conversation on Discord.
I had fun talking shit until Monday the morning.
Yeah.
We had a really, really good time.
So if you are not in our Discord, please go join our Discord.
If you're already part of our Patreon, if you're not part of our Patreon, join Patreon.
So you can join Discord.
Because I be in Discord every day.
I talk to Discord like it's Twitter.
I was just in there talking shit to them.
So it was bad that I
refunded her $20?
You sent her $20?
On the strength of men.
That's nice.
That's a month of Patreon.
That has our gender looking crazy.
That's nice, right?
But when I pay for my friend's dinner
while she's on a date,
y'all called me a client.
$20 or $300?
No, it's not.
$20 or $300?
He don't know that girl.
We know her good enough.
He don't know that girl.
He's seen that a couple live shows.
That's it.
You don't know her.
Talk to her like every month.
He didn't talk to her more than you talk to that girl.
You said that money, too.
I grew up.
with that girl, I send money to these.
How often do you talk to her today?
I didn't talk to her today, but that don't mean I'm talking about.
No, he likes, like off like in a day-day-day-based-old.
No.
Case closed.
You sent $20 to a girl that don't even have your number.
Six plus two.
I pay for my friend's dinner.
With another man.
With her, a nigger.
A clown that she was like happy that she never spoke to again after that.
He didn't even know that a dude paid for the day.
He was so like out of the loop.
He ain't know what was going on.
Thought us on the house?
He ain't paid for her.
You think he like, damn, Ma, Ma, paid for the dinner.
He didn't got to know I paid for it, but I'm just saying that was a, that's my home girl.
Wait, so he got up and left that table without thinking what happened to the bill.
Exactly. Exactly.
I mean, sometimes don't ask questions.
See, yeah, sometimes you don't ask questions.
You don't ask questions.
If a bill don't come, they're like, oh, we ready to go, I'm like, and they like,
no, it's been handled.
You going to get up and, yeah.
I'm going to have some, I'm going to have some questions.
They're going to stay in my head.
It's been handled.
What?
Yo, who just paid for my meal, fan?
That's why we said your move was crazy.
On a date with a woman and we like the way to like, no, it's been taken care of.
And I'm like, I'm like, I'm like, yo, what they mean has been taken care of?
Who took care of it?
I at least want to go say thank you, shake somebody's hand, like.
That's why you're a devious demon for doing that.
No, I'm just saying.
She knew what it was about.
Well, maybe he's just that nigga.
Because when I took her there, I specifically told her, don't be bringing none of your,
your dudes here trying to like show them a vibe and ambions.
Don't do that.
And what she do?
Two months later, skiddle her ass right in for the same spot.
I put her on to.
So I was like, okay, I got a trick for you.
Call, yo, listen, that's on me.
That's my, that's my mom.
Yeah, but now that guy's going to go back.
No, it wasn't that much.
It was probably like maybe like 130, 140.
Oh, so it's like a low spot.
It ain't really like.
Yeah, they didn't go crazy.
Yeah, they didn't go crazy.
$120 a difference than what I did.
Cut it short because she wasn't even trying to, she was like, he was not interesting
at all.
So that's what I'm saying.
It was like, it wasn't no crazy thing.
But at least that's my real friend and my homie.
He sent $20 a girl.
He don't even know.
That's my real.
That's my real petrony.
That was like cool.
That was some, that was some ball shit.
I mean, they don't know.
There's people that don't, they don't know you, but they give you $20 every month.
But that was some cool.
I'm entertaining them now.
It's a difference.
She entertained the fuck of us.
Yeah, I'll be honest.
I was entertained.
That was worth the price of admission.
I paid for our Patreon as a consumer.
I was also trying to figure out what is he spending $20 on.
But you don't think that we all are like a community and a collective as far as men in media.
No.
We are a reflection of each other.
I was doing that to help our.
image. Like, I was, look, each one, teach one. If I find out a male in media is moving that way,
charge it to the game. No, don't charge it to the game. Get on your platform and say how that
nigger's a bum-ass nigga. You ain't got a $10.20. I was like, yo, whoever you are,
you are, you a bum for that. Well, wherever you are, you a bum for that. Yeah. I think that'd actually
be the definition of a bum. No, that's hilarious, though. $20? But you know the person that
ask for the 20. Here's my question. I don't know no nigga that asks anybody for $20. Let me just put that out there.
Here's my question. What? Rory sent me 40, I think, or 20. 25. I can't remember.
For what? Oh, because I asked for 25. Oh, so you was big. Oh, he was tricking. I was tricking in the
live. Oh, you just, because you sent her 20. Demaris just said, hey, God. I came out there. I said, oh, well, shit, I'm poor. Can I get some money? He said, yeah, so he sent me
$20. And then shout out to everybody who sent me money for drinks. I appreciate you. I haven't used it yet. Oh, we were
tricking on the Discord. You got to join our Discord.
I was in it.
Then I left.
No,
I'm the fucking Oprah of Discord.
You get $20.
You get $20.
Giving back to the people.
That is a free month of Patreon.
Just recycling their money.
No, I get it.
I understand.
My question, though, if that guy asked her for $20,
they've been talking on and off for seven years but never met.
How many people do you think he asked for $20 while he was in that chicken spot?
Oh, no.
He was a telemarketer.
We talked about that, too.
He asked about 12 people on his phone.
For sure.
For $20.
Because if you land on the girl that you've never met that you just like DM.
Yeah, that's the bottom of the list.
You definitely went through 15 people before you got there.
That's the bottom of the list for sure.
He caught a lick.
He might have left that chicken spot up.
Yeah, he might have been up a buck 20.
Well, I mean, he couldn't be down.
Like any money is up to him.
He's poor.
You don't know if he poor?
Money making the media.
He just, every day he probably was somebody going to pay for my lunch today.
Also.
Oh, he a bad bitch.
Allegedly.
Being in a position where you make a lot of money doesn't necessarily mean you have
a lot of money because you could just be making poor financial decisions.
Thank you for that.
I called him a cracket.
We had a friend in our crew that probably had more money than all of us.
Worked a great job.
But somehow on the road would always finesse his way into a meal like someone was ordering.
Yo, can you just get this for me?
I started to add up for like a year how much money, how much money and food he got for free
and he had more money than all of us.
How much, how many times do you say, yo, can you get this for me?
Yes.
drinks like yo let me
let me just order with you real quick
let me order with you
no no my order is closed like I don't know what you on
but my order is closed fam
I'm not ordering with me
fucking me and then he would show up
with designer belts and new cars
and shit I'm like no you
you're paying for this burger
but that's why he up because he
the people I know with the most money
are very stingy
yeah and like they don't
they're tight with money
yeah
Anyways
How was everyone's weekend?
DC was fun
It was great
The Joker was an absolute travesty
Oh I heard
It's a musical right
It's a musical
And I like musical
So I don't want to say
It was trash because it was a musical
But I just don't feel like
They should have went
The musical route with the Joker series
You look like you love Jersey boys
Love a good Broadway show
Moulon Rouge
That was actually a great show
Mauling Rouge
I never seen like the real play
Or the movie
No I never saw the play
What joke were you trying to get off right then?
No, it's a good play.
I saw it.
It's great.
Oh, okay.
Just a genuine observation?
Yeah.
That's the one play you saw?
No, I've seen a few plays.
Lion King was the greatest play I probably oversaw.
The Motown one was great because of musical already.
That was great.
I still want to see the Michael Jackson play, though.
I haven't seen that yet.
Bronxdale, ironically, was pretty good as a musical.
Didn't see that.
I was shocked.
Yeah, but the Joker, it just wasn't.
That's not what we want.
There was no advertising that this was going to be a movie.
No trailer, no nothing.
I'm out the loop.
Yeah, no, it wasn't.
So people just went to see a...
Oh, that would have pissed me all.
And it ended up being show tunes.
And they purposely didn't do a test screenings.
The studio didn't do test screening, so no one, so there wouldn't be any, you know,
leak or, like, can't chatter about it being a musical.
They did?
I had no idea with you.
Until, like, maybe a, like, last week.
Oh, I thought you meant, like 10 minutes in, you were like, I think this is a musical.
No, no, no, no, no.
I knew before.
How many songs do they sing, Marlon?
Because I don't know how that...
I don't know.
I wasn't counting.
But it's a musical.
It's definitely a musical.
Like, if you watch it compared to the rest of the Joker's movies and just the character,
like, it's definitely a completely different experience with this Joker.
And it wasn't...
I just feel like this series that didn't call for that.
Like, it was...
Just keep it, you know, just make a part two to the first one we saw.
Like, it would have been fine like that.
Well, they had a Joker movie that was great, what, two years ago?
Like, let this show.
shit breathe. Why do they have to keep remaking
everything? Now we're landing on musical remakes.
Yeah, well, I mean, now...
Well, it wasn't technically a remake. Technically, it was
a... Yeah. But, yeah,
I don't know why they would make it a musical.
Because of Lady Gaga. It's getting awful,
raided. She's been in movies that she wasn't a musical.
That's why I've seen people saying that on town.
Like, yeah, I saw Gaga was in. What did you think?
I'm like, what are you talking about?
Like, she's been in a bunch of movies that weren't music.
She was great in American Horror Story, too. She's a good
actress. She is a good actress. She's a really
good actress. So you went by
yourself or you went with like a lady friend?
I went with two ladies.
You sat in the middle?
I bet.
You sat in the middle?
Of course I did.
Both hands occupied?
Oh no.
Two friends.
It wasn't.
Did you pay for all the snacks?
Pay for the snacks.
That's about 120.
But they were like some of my healthy home girls said they didn't go snack crazy.
Okay.
They was like very.
Yeah, you got to take the vegans to the movie.
Yeah, I was with my healthy home.
They had like aloe suits on.
They was great to go work out.
You know, that type of.
Yeah.
They wasn't filling up on no butter, popcorn and nachos and shit.
They wasn't doing that.
Oh, that's why you don't take me to the movie because you know I'm going to run them pockets.
No, you got to be able to run if you come to movies with me and you order a lot because I'm running out.
I'm not paying for nothing.
I steal with the movie there.
I'll let everybody know that.
I still.
I go in with the shit that I want to eat.
I don't buy it there.
Oh, you bring like a big purse?
No, I just, I wear pants with larger pockets.
You look like you take a bowl.
You go like a salmon bowl with rice and.
A chapole.
Some seared hockey.
Yeah.
going to move theater with a bowl.
With the bento box.
Some sushi.
He got chopsticks in his pocket.
That's what Julian on.
My dad was definitely that embarrassing parent that we had to sneak in all.
Oh, yeah.
That's part of life.
But back there was somewhere in my childhood prices went crazy.
But before that, my dad was still making me sneak in popcorn in like regular snack bags.
And it was like $3 at that time.
Yeah.
Like we could have just bought the popcorn.
89 cents first three bucks.
$3 back then was like $10.
True, but I don't know.
Yeah, because I look at the McDonald's menu from 98.
I still don't know why my mom was putting up that much of a fight for me to get a number three.
That shit was like $3.79.
You know how much McDonald's I would eat today if a value meal was $3.79?
There was a dollar menu at one point.
That's what I'm saying.
All of that shit is absolutely, it doesn't exist.
So you think back when your mom said, I ain't got no McDonald's money, you ain't got $3.79?
But you had a twin.
True.
So technically $7.
That ain't got nothing to do with me.
Would she eat?
See.
That ain't on my jacket.
You can't do that.
That ain't a part of my day.
Like, I don't know what she had.
So you'll pay for a friend on a date, but not for your sister to get some McDonald's.
That's crazy.
Oh, no.
I would pay for my sister to get McDonald's, but I wasn't even back then.
I wasn't paying for my own McDonald's.
It was my mom's money.
Yeah.
I also had that parent.
I was like, we got McDonald's at home and she would make them big ass burgers.
Now, my mom's their dad, I wasn't tripping.
If she was saying, I make burgers, and I'm not mad at that.
But I'm also like, you're outside.
You know how it is.
You're outside all day.
You want to go grab McDonald's.
Your mom's tripping.
You look back at the, pull up the menu now, it's $3.79 for value milk.
You didn't have that?
Are you calling your mom a bum?
Yeah.
No, I'm just saying she just didn't want to get me the dollar.
Should she have asked someone for $20?
My mom was never a bunch.
She had money.
She just didn't want to give me money to buy McDonald's.
Because she didn't find the value.
She didn't feel like that was worth her $5 after that.
That's crazy.
She had money.
You didn't.
that money.
I didn't have sure.
The original McDonald's
menu was 15 cents for a hamburger,
19 for a cheeseburger,
10 cents for fries.
Mall was not around
for the original McDonald's menu.
Yeah, it was.
You didn't see the movie
The Founder?
That's Mall in the back.
Yo.
When did it open in the 40s?
All right.
Then it was stolen.
Then it was stolen.
It was a good movie, though.
I was outside this weekend.
For the first time in quite a while.
Yeah, I saw you.
We linked up.
What was that Saturday night?
Saturday night.
So before Mall and I linked up, I did go to the Waleigh show
where I threw you guys under the bus immediately
when I was confronted by Waleigh's team.
Oh, my God.
What was up with all that laughter?
I said, I don't know.
I don't really fuck with them like that.
I said, I don't even like, I know them, but I don't know them.
We just talk.
Like I see them during the week sometimes, but like I don't.
And now that I think about it, I owe Wale an apology.
Okay, some accountability.
Yeah.
Because Walee wouldn't backtrack the disc record.
All right.
See, why we always said he wouldn't do that.
He wouldn't do that.
He would not do that.
But why you got to throw someone else on the butt?
Just say apologies to Wale.
I'm just saying, now that I think about it,
Walee isn't, he's a dope artist.
I feel like he's highly underrated.
That's why I wasn't mad at Rory's saying that
because I do feel like Waleh's underrated.
But now that I think about it,
Wale would have stood on business in that beef.
You say that, but after he replied to Cole,
I wouldn't say a disc per se
but you could throw it in that category
they did go to a basketball gang together
that day and sat court side.
Who?
Wally and Cole.
I think he said at the end of Groundhog Day
we're about to go to the game though
so it's all love.
Well, I mean, it's not like,
it's not a war.
It's not like, it's a violence going to occur.
Like, no, but if it's like rapid,
I think Wale would, he wouldn't have backtrack
no disc record.
I don't think Wally would do that.
So for that alone,
he's gaining more ground in your debate for me.
For me, he's gaining more ground.
It might be a lot closer than we think now.
Well, anyways, the show was great.
Again, a reminder of how many hits Wiley does have
and how many great B sides it does.
It was just a really good show.
I had a great time.
And it was nice to see all the Wiley fans.
It was nice to be actually embraced,
whereas when I come in here, I'm shitted on for my opinions.
It was nice to be around my people.
I didn't shit on that opinion of yours, though.
I thought about it.
You giggled.
Yeah, I laughed at it.
I was like, damn, I said, I say that's tough.
But I mean, you know, I understand why you said it though, because again, even in that conversation, I do feel like Wiley is criminally underrated.
It was my first time at Irving Plaza in a while and I don't want to get too local, but they redid it.
Irving Plaza is really nice.
Upstairs is completely different.
They have like risers on the second floor so you can see above everyone.
Because you know when like you're short like me and you don't get like right on that balcony.
So you're seeing shit.
So they put which I wish more venues would do.
they put like a riser above the second floor.
Okay.
So you can see over the people on the railing.
Oh, that's dope.
Yeah.
I was shocked.
I didn't know Irving Plaza did that.
But again, great night, left the Waal show, went down to downtown.
I won't even say where was that, but to my friend Beatrice's birthday party, which
Maul linked me at.
And usually I'm the one that closes the bar down and won't shut the fuck up and everyone's
trying to leave.
It was Mall this time.
The lights came on.
See?
And Maul was still arguing about Art Kelly.
That said, sir, you got to close the tab.
That wasn't even my fault, though.
That was not even my fault.
They was sweeping up.
And you was like, nah, fuck R. Kelly and Puff.
Every time I shut up, somebody asked me a question.
I'm like, I'm over here in the cut by the bar, minding my business.
Somebody asked me a question.
I got to answer them right or wrong.
Yeah, we started to scare the hose a little bit, though.
I mean, those were French, though, so it wasn't.
What was the conversation?
And had to do more with Puff and R. Kelly and listening to music.
Maul took it a little too far, though.
I don't think I can stop listening to anyone that was on Bad Boy.
No, I was, I cleared that up.
I was more so saying, like, anything that he's on.
Like, no, not listening to it.
I kind of appreciate, I won't say the gentleman's name that we were talking to,
because I don't know if he wants this information out there.
He was on the side of, you, I'm still listening to R. Kelly Puff.
I'm playing all that shit.
Like, I'm not stopping my life with music because he's a fucking nasty fuck behind the scenes.
Which, I don't listen to R. Kelly, and I'm not.
going to, but I understood his point of view.
Like, fuck him.
I'm gonna stop listening because he did some nasty shit.
He don't even own his music.
I mean, because the songs were written about little girls.
That's why I'm not listening to that shit at all.
But he was just bringing up points of,
if that's the case, we could go through a whole list
of artists that we shouldn't be listening to
if we're going off what they do behind the scenes.
Fuck artists, companies.
But, I mean, it was fun to see him all outside.
It was cool to see him control.
a room and shut the bar down.
I controlled the room.
You did. You were holding court.
I just had conversations with friends that I hadn't seen in a while.
They said you did like, Roy told me you held a toast towards the end.
I did not. You think I held a toast?
Yeah, because they said you, you like, they had wine, but you didn't like the house
pint pino. You said I only drink this one.
So they ran out, picked it up.
From like a liquor store. Yeah. No, they like went. They got it from Napa Valley and
they brought it back. They flew to Napa.
And then Roy was like, we'll wait to and then.
We'll wait.
Yeah.
I think he recited a poem during the toast, too.
Yeah.
Something about, like, moments taking your breath away and...
Something about the people in this room.
You were rambling about how life is golden and, you know...
No matter where we all end up.
Let's all remember this night.
You know what the baddies do.
Never lose touch.
The never...
You got to stop coming together just for special occasions.
We got to do this more often.
Never above you, never below you, always beside you.
Oh, God.
Oh, my God.
Like Kevin Hart at the Rock Nation brunch toast?
What did he say?
There's a video of him and Diddy has one too.
They all have one.
They all want that video of them doing a toast.
What is that?
What is he upset?
I've never understood that.
What is the obsession with like being the guy that has a video of him leading a toast around powerful people?
That is like the gayest fucking thing.
I can't think of anything I wouldn't want.
Like, don't ever ask me to do a toast.
I don't want to speak at a dinner.
No, I'll have you to do a toast.
No, I freak a toast.
I kill toast.
I kill toast.
You burn toast is what you do.
Never burnt.
toast, baby.
You ain't, I don't trust nobody that never burnt toast.
No, I've definitely burnt toast.
Everybody's burnt toast before.
I've definitely burnt toast before.
I've also, I've burned, I was one of the kids that accidentally put
noodles in a microwave without water because I wasn't paying attention because I have ADHD.
So like, I just forgot to put the water in and, like the cup of noodles down.
Not the cup.
Like I put like the runs that are in the packet.
I put a bowl.
No water.
This house is burnt to a garage.
I asked bowl.
Cook the sponge.
That's what's up.
Yeah.
after we left the birthday party,
I was taking the Jersey crew home.
Like everyone split
who was going to Jersey,
who was staying in the city.
I think I finally realized,
which you guys are going to laugh
because I've probably been trash,
but I'm officially trash.
I had three bad bitches in the car
and didn't even know what song to play
when they were like,
we want to hear pussy pop music.
I was like, I don't have any of that.
Why didn't you call me?
Miss Rachel came on.
Like, I used to know what to do
when three bad bitches got in your car
and what to play.
Like I throw on party
next door to, something like that.
This new era of pussy pop shit, I don't even know.
I was like, Glorilla.
No, that's not it.
I was like, all right, Ben.
So you ain't put on a lotto?
I gave them my password to my phone and said, you do it.
Yeah.
And what did they put on?
Lotto.
I forgot.
I didn't understand who it was.
I didn't recognize the voice, but they all knew the words.
It was some ratchet shit.
I don't know.
Pige, would you say?
Flo Millie.
I like Flo Millie.
I like Flo Millie.
I like Floor Millie.
I like Floodoo.
I like Floodoo.
He's been in O Wray's that record.
He's touching Emilio Pucci
Doing good
Never lose me, right
Lose me?
Yeah, okay
Oh, you wanted me to say the word
Sorry, I wanted to just the title to come
I didn't want the verse baby, do you think
But I'm glad you got into your shit
And you gave us that little rendition of yours
My bad.
My bad.
See, that's how I know I'm even older
Because I went to go look
To see if there was like history
of what was listened to in my Apple music
No
They were using YouTube
It's all my shit in there
Nobody even uses DSPs
These young chicks go right to YouTube
That's crazy
Yeah
Putting on YouTube in a car
That's crazy
That's wild
Who does that?
Please don't tell me you embarrassed us.
You had premium, right?
Yeah, of course.
Come on.
Okay.
We just got it.
No, he's personal.
He's been having to get fuck about us.
That's the best $12 on the market.
This is not an ad, but YouTube premium is the best $12 on the market by far.
You don't want to see none of that shit, right?
No ads.
You can close the phone.
It is nice.
It's the greatest thing.
So, yes, at least at that point, and I just got my car detailed, so that was helpful.
I looked okay.
I just looked like the old washed up guy that maybe had a few dollars in his pocket.
I thought he was carpooling.
You know you too young.
to like be that?
I got grace.
That's fine, but you're too young to be like the old washed up.
You don't see them popping out.
I got crazy.
I got chint up in my direction.
I got grace.
But like, yeah, you're too young to like be that.
He's 30, how old are you?
34.
That's not too young.
To be the washed up guy?
I'm not old at all.
Like washed up?
No, you're too young to be washed up.
I don't know what happened in the last 18, 19 months.
I don't know what's relevant in the pussy popping world.
Like I just haven't been outside.
I need out.
All you got to do is throwing.
some either, some, you know, Glorilla, Travis Scott.
Please don't put no Travis Scott on when a bad of shit in the car.
He got a bunch of pussy pop music.
What you're talking about?
Yeah.
But they wanted to hear, like, Ratchet women talk about how good their pussy is.
Yeah, I'm with Rory.
Just give them the phone.
You guys do it.
I've had it.
What I left out, right when we got into the car, my little girl on the back said,
Roy, I want to hear no fucking R&B.
I was like, you know me so well because I was about to.
You got to put on some, uh, from the function.
drunk. Yeah, coming down
West Side Highway and putting on music Soul Chava for sure.
Not for people, that's not fucking you.
I don't know anybody want to hear that shit. He was about to put on some
life Jennings. Yeah.
Yeah, that's actually a good wind down, go through the
Holland Tunnel type of music.
They wanted to twerk. They wanted to twerk.
They were twerking in the Audi?
Yeah, they were. And Sunroof, whole shit.
I was. I was terrified. I was
going to get pulled over. But no,
because I wasn't fucking any of them, I felt
like I should be able to go listen to my music.
no that's if I was trying to fuck then I do whatever like I'll
do whatever you want no because I'm trying to be oh so only when you
beat is when you accommodate women exactly because I just I view them just as
objects yeah um and if if we're not having sex there's no use at all actually get out
why are you my car where's your Uber yeah where's your Uber get out
strody went through the the sunroof and I was like put your seatbelt back on yeah exactly
nah I'm that person for sure really don't be standing in those sunroes
while we're in the car.
What is this?
This ain't South Beach
and this ain't fucking spring break.
Sit down.
And then I really killed the vibe
because once we got to the Holland Tunnel,
I was like, we have to put all the windows up
and the sunroof.
I don't want to breathe in this air.
Oh, see, I'm not going that.
See, I'm not going that.
That's just a different level of.
Having your window down in the tunnel
is a different type of nasty to me.
I get it.
You breathe in and all that unrecicled oil.
It's just exhaust.
I get it.
I totally get it.
But telling somebody to sit down
because we're in the tunnel.
I would get lightheaded.
You would get.
From the air.
Got it.
Okay.
Got you.
I get hot flashes.
Well, everyone made it home safely to the respected house.
I'm about to say as long as I made home safely, everybody's good.
Did three stops?
I thought that was very gentleman like of me.
Oh, come on.
Who else but you?
I went through the entire Jersey City.
Of course, the three of them lived nowhere near each other.
Make sure everybody get in the house safe.
Yeah.
That's what's up.
Yeah.
Good night.
Had a good night.
Happy birthday, Beatrice again.
Birthday B.
So, baby, we got more info on the topic that we had last week to discussion.
about the alleged
situation of Cardi B sleeping with somebody while she was pregnant.
Do you have more authenticated information?
I didn't say authentic.
I said,
I don't have any.
I told you the side I stand on already.
I think she said that just to kind of like,
sometimes women to say something to just pierce your soul
and throw a harpoon right through your heart.
Somebody gave you the Cardi scoop,
an anonymous source?
It's on the timeline.
It's just things that are being talked about.
Oh, that's true then.
Well, you know,
allegedly the person or the person,
or the perp who uh the perpetrator you can't be a perp if you had consensual sex with someone i mean
you know well if she was eight months pregnant then that's it didn't lower her age or her consent
no it's just weird i agreed but i'm not here to king's shame um go ahead uh allegedly they're saying
that uh NFL star wide receiver stephan digs who was popular amongst the ladies the ladies seem to like
stephan tremendous athlete um great great player um um
They're alleging that he is the guy that Cardi B slept with while she was pregnant.
I don't know if this is true.
I'm just saying this is what the time line is saying.
This is what blogs are reporting.
This is what people are mumbling about.
So Celebrity has sex with the NFL player.
Slow Newsweek.
And you believe that?
No, I don't believe that.
I told you, I don't believe.
I don't believe Cardi slept with anybody.
There's an old clip circulating out.
after this report came out.
Which made it true.
Which to me, this is, this is, yeah, this holds up in court.
Wap.
Wap.
I mean, I only know it has Wap.
And what does that stand for?
Ask Cardi B.
So the evidence is what exactly?
Oh, this is the evidence that that was evidence.
He's alluding to.
Or he's saying Ask Cardi B because the name of her song was Wop, which was an
acronym for what a pussy that she explained.
And I'm pretty sure if we get more of this interview, we will see the context of it and
realize that that had nothing to do with irrelevant.
Well, this was the funnier video that I liked after this.
They were interviewing a bunch of his teammates throughout the years of who they would never
want around their sister or their wife or their girl.
And they all said, Stefan is.
I think we can confirm Stefan's a dog.
That's fine.
I'm not shaming him for being a dog.
Makes him a great athlete.
You got to be a dog when I feel.
You're not, yeah.
You can't go out there being a kid.
He just beat his former team yesterday, like the Bills,
does now he's on the Texans.
He's a dog.
Can you play this clip?
Because this shit had me rolling in the crew.
What guy on this team would you least like to date your sister?
What the hell?
D.
Why did he?
I love what it's like when it hits him.
No.
Don't leave it like that.
No.
What guy on this team would you least like to date your sister?
Oh, Stefan Dix.
Why didn't?
No hesitation.
He's just crazy.
He's just outrageous.
Don't know what he's going to say.
Just don't know what to expect every day.
Is his dirty mac?
He can date my sister.
He could understand what you least like to date your sister.
Leastlegged my sister digs 100%.
No hesitation on anybody.
Because he's just, he's not a guy that you want to bring home to your parents.
You don't want your sister to bring him home to your parents.
so therefore she can't date him.
He must have a crazy mouth.
Would you least like to date your sister?
And I might add.
You're starting to be the runaway favorite for this.
Well, nobody want me to date this.
I'm a great guy.
I'm actually a great guy.
There's actually a seems to be a few guys that don't think that.
You don't feel differently about me?
Yeah.
He just don't know of me weathered up as well.
Just to appear.
He a dog.
Who don't know what I want to date you about sister?
Weatherly.
Why weatherly?
because he's ugly.
What's wrong with him?
Just proved everyone's point.
He's hot.
He gives me Clay vibes of trying to come across as a good guy,
but you're actually a dirtbag.
And I mean that would love Clay.
Clay is a good guy.
Clay is a good guy as a person,
but his dating habits we question on the show to his face,
so I don't mind saying them here.
That's what Seth gives me those vibes.
Like, why does everyone think I'm a bad guy?
I don't know.
Because you dog out every girl that you fuck.
Because everyone has a bad, bad situation ship with you.
Yeah.
He looked like he show sex videos.
In the locker room?
That's hilarious.
He look like he shows sex videos.
You look like you show sex videos.
Like he shows sex videos in the locker room.
Look what I, yo, look how I had her last night.
Mm-hmm.
You never had a friend like that?
Of course.
That's why I laughed at what she said, because I know I've definitely had friends like that.
Without a doubt.
And then what's so, because that's not consensual where this girl knows that he's showing the video.
So it's fucked up as is and disgusting.
But then the friend doesn't even appreciate my consent.
I don't want to watch this.
Why every weekend you're showing me another sex video
and I keep pushing the phone away from me?
I don't want to see you fucking.
Stop showing me these videos.
Yeah, that's just, I've never been a fan of that.
That's always been corny to me.
Why you want your friends to see your dick?
Like, I've seen a fat ass before, bro.
I really don't need to see your dick and a...
I've seen ass.
It's cool.
I know what naked women look like.
Why are you trying to convince your homeboy
you know how to fuck?
like why are you trying to convince your homeboy you know how to fuck from the back?
I don't know.
Shit just give me.
Assuming this is true.
Do you guys see this issue?
Think he was pitching me?
Yeah, like yeah, look.
Yeah, look.
Yeah, look.
Look how I give it up, bro.
Yeah.
See anything that interests you?
Assuming that this is true, assuming that he was the one that talk, maybe not even speaking to,
but talking to Cardi B, because I was also, I guess there's text exchanges, whatever.
Does this change the conversation that we preach?
previously had a couple episodes ago.
About what?
Because he's an NFL player?
Yeah, because of who it is or the situation at hand.
It doesn't matter.
No.
I don't think the person who it is changed.
It's the act.
It's not the person.
No.
Having sex while you're pregnant is...
What if he has really good hands?
But, I mean...
Is he nice?
I don't know.
He's one of the best in this game.
He's fucking great.
Judging by what his teammates said about him,
he seems like the guy that would fuck a pregnant girl.
Damn.
I can't believe y'all put an ass
jacket. He don't deserve it.
Yeah, I'm just, I'm with you. I just don't, I don't know, man. I just can't.
He probably didn't, but it'd be funny to say that he did.
I can't see it. I can't see it. Apparently he had dog and he deserve it, so.
Well, yeah, I saw this going back and forth. Then, uh, Cardi being the offset, we're in the
club together or something. Again, leave me out of the group chat. We keep talking about it,
so I'm a hypocrite here, but why, why do I need to know they're in the club? First of all,
why you go on your ex is hosting. You know why. You know why. He's showing up.
at that shit.
De Marriss would do that.
Go to my ex's hosting.
You bug the fuck.
I run so far away.
Especially, I don't never want to be around a nigga when he and his element.
No, listen.
Listen to what I'm saying.
I'm so happy she took the way.
I'm saying.
Are you going to listen to what I'm saying?
Are you going to listen to what I'm saying?
Don't get me wrong.
I am not below stalking.
I mean, I'm not above stalking.
Like, I have openly admitted to stalking.
But when it comes to, I don't never want to be around a nigga when he and his element.
Like when March Madness is playing and people,
bringing out bottles and sparklers and his bitches around them.
I'm not,
I'm not gonna let you shine on me and your element.
No,
I want to see you at the grocery store.
When anybody paying you no attention.
That's cat, man.
Party B doesn't go to the grocery store.
Yes, she does.
They got bad pictures of Picardian Target and Whole Foods.
She does, but.
What is your goal here?
All right, I find out my ex is hosting and she's a celebrity.
Like, I'm gonna just go to the club and then do what?
Just make just the, try to out bottle her.
Out bottle her?
Yeah, like, bottle for bottle.
Yeah.
you're in New York, just go to another club.
You guys are exes, not BMF.
Just fucking.
Manipulative people like to, it's just like,
I now know her night is ruined because I'm there.
Yeah, like, y'all don't know toxic niggas.
I know toxic.
Her night was probably not ruined.
And her night wasn't ruined, but it was definitely like, oh boy.
And I can see, if your girl's not like a celebrity like that,
all right, cool.
You might want to try to catch her doing some shit.
Cardi B is going to have a camera on her the entire time.
Like, you're not going to catch her doing anything.
She's not not going to act on something because you showed up.
She's Cardi B. There's a camera there.
If I find out my ex goes out at the club, I just walk in, I'm walking right back out.
The facts.
They said that she was allegedly startled when the DJ gave Offset a shout-out.
Yeah, that's how she found out he was in the club because the DJ shouted him out.
That would have pissed me off.
Oh, my God, bro.
There's been multiple times in my zealous celebrity life that the DJ has said my name and I whispered,
I'm not supposed to be here.
You're like, don't say money.
Can you, no, I'm hiding back here.
I'm actually not here.
Damn, they started playing.
My phone could die.
No, my phone started to blow up.
Yo.
Herd, heard you're at the club.
Yeah, that's wild.
Thought you was home.
That's crazy as shit.
Well, so one of the things that was big on the timeline where people were like,
oh, they're back together.
This is, why does she keep like, you know, bringing us into this group chef?
She's going to keep taking back because he was at her grandmother's, I think,
birthday party.
And I'm like, y'all don't know.
how like relationship go like yeah auntie and unc break up but like unks still be at the functions like
they have children together i'm sure cardie b's family yeah he's still part of the family yeah like family but
it's like they bump each other when they walk in past each other and that's that this this was a great win
for men i will say and though i'm not a big offset supporter in his his everyday life when you get grandma
or mom or any of the aunts on your side that's a good look it's a great win this is a way better video
for him than the club.
This ruined her day, not him showing up to the fucking club.
I've been through breakups where the mom and grandma loved me.
I think that's old, though.
This is recent.
No, that's recent.
86 birthday party.
Yeah, this was like last week.
Oh, okay.
Well, yeah, he's still, he's family.
He can always be family.
I mean, you expect to see him at the family function.
Nothing pisses a woman off more when you do some bullshit and her mom and grandma still are like,
I mean, how is he?
Maybe you should make it work.
Check this out.
If my baby mom's fucking nigger why she's pregnant,
fuck you and your family.
Gangster.
Fuck all them.
Fuck Granny.
Granny didn't do anything.
You.
I'm trying.
You're not saying about Cardi B and you're saying in the scenario.
I'm trying to go.
Yeah.
I'm not talking about Cardi.
I keep telling you, I don't believe she did it.
I'm just saying, in general, if I had a baby moms
and me and her family was cool
and they come to find out she slept with a dude
while she was pregnant with my baby.
Fuck your family.
I'm never going back to your family functions again.
You crazy?
What?
Get the fuck out of here.
Fuck you in that tree you fell from.
Yeah, but we always look at the older generation
like they were more reserved
and they didn't have wild shit happening.
No, they were wilder.
They were wilder.
They just hit it better.
So I'm sure grandma was just like,
he only fucked two other women?
You good.
Yeah.
Grandma, like what I just would have?
Granddad.
I got a whole other family in D.R.
Yeah.
He got grown kids with D.R.
You ain't meet your brothers and sisters in D.R. yet.
Yeah.
We had to leave D.R.
Because he had so many side families.
But one thing I could promise you,
Granny never did was lay down with another man
while she was pregnant.
She ain't do that.
I mean, I don't know this one.
She ain't do that.
You don't think there's ever been a grandmother.
That's not the granny cloth.
I think y'all got the granny cloth
fucked up.
First of all, fucking is what makes you a grandmother.
I understand.
Yeah, I understand that, but it's just a different time we're in that, though.
It's a different time.
Oh, please.
I think y'all have the older women.
You think when their husband was off to war, they wasn't doing some nasty shit?
The older women were just better at keeping secret.
They were just as wild.
I'm not saying they wasn't cheating.
I'm not saying they wasn't cheating and had side.
I'm not saying that.
That's always been a thing.
I'm talking about granny, well, who is now granny, when she was pregnant with your mother or your aunt or your uncle, she wasn't laying down with another man having sex.
I'm on that side of the argument.
That's all I'm saying.
This is a new thing.
This ain't no...
Okay.
This is new shit.
Listen, man.
My mother's last name was changed.
Remember I went to get my cords cut?
Yes.
Long time ago.
Yes.
She told me at one point that there was like,
somebody was exiled from my family for shame.
And like, I brought it up to my mom.
And she was like, yeah, we had to, like, your great, great grandmother,
we had to change like our last name because she was doing like some wild ho shit.
Changing the family name over a ho shit is.
That's great.
God damn.
And granted, that's like my mom's great grandmother.
So she didn't fully, she didn't know the story either.
But she was like, she did like some foul, like, cheating type of thing.
And like, at that time, just having sex, you were being burned as a witch.
Through that 19th century pussy all over the place.
So, yeah, I think great, great granny on my mom's side was probably one of like the biggest hose.
That's where you get it from.
In the Northeast.
Mm.
Damn that, that dream strong.
He said the Northeast.
Damn.
Because I think, I think they may have been in Montreal before that.
Great city.
Howing in the north?
Beautiful.
Yeah, no, I think my mom's family
like may have fled from Montreal
because she fucking moose?
Because Granny was going nuts.
Leaving a whole country
because your grandmother is going crazy.
I know.
I did the math.
The whore of the north is fucking...
I did the math.
Cardi's grandmother was born in 1938,
which means she was 20 in 58.
I think they're doing some fuck shit in 1958.
100%.
Who said they wasn't?
Well, to negate your point.
That's not to have my point.
That is.
She wasn't going to fuck shit.
I said, I don't think that women back then was having sex with other men while they were
while they were pregnant.
That's all I'm saying.
I think that's the new age thing.
Man, when the CIA has to kill the biggest hoe in history, they were hoeing back then.
Maryland Monroe took down an empire.
Who said they wasn't hoeing, though?
Why you keep saying I'm saying?
You're saying they weren't hoeing.
While they were pregnant is what I'm saying.
That's all I'm saying?
You know how much longer they had to find out that they was pregnant back then?
Okay.
The day they gave birth
You want to play some shit
There was no pregnancy sticks to piss on
There was no ultrasounds
They thought they had a little pudge
They was fucking
Great
Y'all want to have semantics
But not knowingly pregnant
How does that help the argument?
Yeah
Okay
Still the same
Just say y'all like bitches
That fuck why they're pregnant
That's all
That's my type
That's right
That's right
Yeah that's what you like
According to the internet
I am now the bitch
That will fuck while she's pregnant
I can see why they would think
I could see why they would think that.
You stood on business about that.
And if it's,
not to go back to that argument,
but you were saying,
y'all body,
your choice,
I get that of respect.
I can't be an ally.
But,
so it's not,
it's not,
it's not,
it's not,
it's not,
offset's body and his choice.
Mm.
The fuck why his,
his girl's pregnant?
And his body is a temple.
So only,
only the women get to say,
my body,
my choice,
I could do what I want.
No, nobody,
nobody said that.
But no,
y'all was saying,
oh,
she got her lick back.
Mm-hmm.
I think, I don't know, you're confused me.
It's both your body.
It's your body your choice.
All right, but people were mad and I agree that was some, any, if you step out on your girl
while she's pregnant, have sex, you a clown.
We said that, I don't know why they missed that part.
They continue to miss that part.
You're a clown.
You step out on your girl while she's home pregnant and you land down another girl.
You're a clown for that.
You should be home.
I think the issue, and I really don't want to make this a big thing because we talked
into the ground.
I think the issue is that like if you step out on your girl while she's pregnant,
you're a clown.
If you step, if you have sex
another man while you're pregnant, you're a whore
who needs to be banned and exiled.
I think the difference is the amount of vitriol
in one versus the other.
I thought it was an even playing field.
Because also is not carrying child.
He's not bearing life.
Oh.
He's not bearing life.
What Ball is saying is women are better.
That's what he's saying.
You're just missing.
It's going over your head.
He's suggesting that women are better than men.
So you have to be on a high pedestal.
And the consequences are crazy.
Your body was and then...
Women have to go to an island
to get new.
I said savoring women's body.
You started talking about how sacred women's bodies were
and I've never heard you talk about women's body
being sacred ever before.
So it was just...
Bodies of Wonderland.
I'm like the whore that just treat women like shit or something?
I didn't say that.
So, what are you talking about?
I just had never heard you talk about spirituality
and bodies being sacred before.
Yeah.
If you have a life growing inside you?
So only if the life is grown inside you.
That was my whole...
That was the whole point that she threatened.
But women's bodies aren't sacred even if the life
is not growing inside.
Yes, your body is sacred, but I'm saying when you have a baby growing inside you,
that should really be like, get all of these men away from.
Nobody but not touch me.
Even roaches have kids.
I don't know what that means.
He's calling y'all roaches, 80-minute 72.
And brown skin, roaches are the brown skin.
I can see the racial tones.
The racial tones is out of control right now.
That's crazy, Roy is.
He called you a roach.
You're literally shaking with anger right now.
I have never, ever called a woman a roach in my life.
I was suggesting that women are roaches.
said all black women are roaches.
All black women have roaches
is what I think you said. That
having a child or having kids
is a universal thing.
It's not like this crazy thing.
You're making it out to seem. No. It's not like
health care unless you're in Canada with my horrid
Ramble. Roy's family fuck that up.
You could have a hell of a fucking great granny.
She fled with free health care
to get away from the same. Yeah, but you had that
shitty accent.
I would have liked to grow up in Montreal.
one of the greatest cities in the world.
Yeah.
Every time when I say Montreal, that's what I'm saying.
Yeah, I would have definitely liked to grow up.
If Roy knew French, that'd be cool.
What do you think?
And we can get off the pregnancy thing.
It's crazier to fuck a woman that's pregnant without your child or eat pussy.
Because to me, that's even crazy.
Wait, what?
If you're fucking a pregnant woman.
Uh-huh.
Like, eating pussy, I think, takes it to a whole other level.
Like...
So you think that if a woman is pregnant and a guy's having sex with her, that's not that bad.
But if he goes down to her, that's crazy?
That's Jamaican rules.
Now you like talking to the kid.
Y'all don't.
That's like when he's standing there.
Baby D,
why you don't kill him the same way you kill me though.
See,
you give the white boy too much grace.
He just called you a roach and you still giving grace.
I gave her $20.
That's all.
Oh, my phone now.
Let me sell,
let me zell baby D.
Maybe she'll agree with you.
You get some grace?
Yeah, maybe she'll agree with me today.
Grace costing $20 is hilarious.
Yeah, let me send some grace to Baby D
so she could not yell at me today
because she's letting the white boy say some crazy shit.
What did I say it was crazy?
Talk to the kids.
You just say.
eating a girl while she's pregnant
it's crazy.
Baby,
well, no pushback.
If I would have said that shit
I'm like, see.
I have given up.
I have given up.
Now you want to give up
when the white boys start talking.
When I'm talking, you're yelling me down.
All right, that's what's up.
No, because you really be believing
this shit you'd be saying.
He's just being stupid.
You can believe in 100%
the shit that you're saying.
More than half the internet agree with me though.
All right.
Hear me out.
Men are pregnant.
And all it was women.
It was a lot of women.
But they didn't mean
Like y'all
So yes
Women like
Men like us
What does men like
What does that mean?
What does men like us
That think that is crazy?
I don't pay too much
I don't pay too much
attention to a pick me
My
Like I said
My initial point was not
That it wasn't even crazy
That wasn't my initial point
I would never advise
Any of my home girls
To do that
I would say oh you wilding
I would never
But at the end of the day
Advises my point was
For you to say
All the women
That were cheering
Cardi on our whores
And need to be bombed
My point was
This is why women
Are cheering for this
It's
because of this and also this isn't really that bad scientifically.
Would I do it and would I?
Scientifically.
Yeah, because-
That shit is terrible.
Y'all are supposed to be the logical sex.
Scientifically.
Y'all are supposed to be the logical sex.
So I'm bringing logic into it.
You were talking about a whole bunch of other things that have nothing to do with logic.
And honestly, it gives that it was a lot of emotion.
I was talking from a logical standpoint.
Being that you're supposed to be the logical sex.
Nothing you said was logical, actually.
Okay.
Nothing you said was logical.
So everything you went to science.
She was like you can't hurt the baby.
You can't affect the baby.
Yes.
Science.
Logic.
No, science and logic.
No, it's a difference.
Okay.
What you were saying was absolutely crazy. Okay. Crazy. And I don't, I don't even know. Can I ask your father if he agreed with that? Who? What do you think your father would say about? Another man? I've, I've, I've seen your mother. Let me ask your mother that. What you think your mother would say to that?
For me to do it? No, no, no, not you. Not you. Just an older woman that was raised under.
What would you got to do? Older women awesome. Your mother would not say do with you. See, now you're lying.
Listen.
If I was to ask your mother, what's your mother's name?
No name.
Stupid shit.
D' Maris' mom.
Do you, would you agree with a woman having sex with another man other than her father?
But it's not about agreeing.
I never even said that I agreed with it.
It's not about agreeing.
Okay.
Do you think it's crazy for a woman to lay down with another man while she's pregnant with another man's child?
What do you think your mother would say?
I don't know.
I know exactly what you.
Stop.
Don't do that.
I don't do that, D'Amaris.
You know exactly.
You know your mother better than anybody.
You know exactly what your mother would say to that.
What would your mother say to that?
No clue.
I can't speak for.
I don't feel comfortable speaking for her.
I mean, don't.
Speaking for, you know your mother.
I'm not asking you to speak for a woman.
You don't know.
This is your mother.
I know,
I know you.
There's some things that you would say
that I wouldn't know that you would say.
I can speak for my mom.
I know exactly what my mother would say
if I had sex with a woman
that was pregnant and it wasn't my child.
With my lineage of horrors, I don't really know.
No, I know exactly what my mother would say.
Exactly.
There's no guess.
Being from a lineage, first of all,
don't do your mother like that because her great,
great grandmother was spreading twat.
My dad from her roommate.
That's bullshit.
I know the cloth I'm cut from.
That's bullshit.
Ball shit.
She took them.
And it had you.
It was supposed to happen.
Yeah, but nobody was pregnant, though.
No.
Exactly my point.
Not saying wow shit don't happen.
Pregnancy is like, yo, you tripping.
This is how ill my dad is, right?
So my dad was dating my mom's roommate,
convinced her to buy him a motorcycle or like a Suzuki joint.
And then broke up with her.
to fuck my mom.
Gangster.
That's how you do it.
And had a whole family for a little while.
Gangster.
A little while.
It's crazy.
Sorry.
Sorry.
He was there for a little bit.
I mean, what did my mother expect my dad to do?
Patterns don't change.
He took that motorcycle and rode down to Baltimore.
He rode all the way to Seattle.
Yo.
He rode from New York to Seattle on a motorcycle.
I don't know the roommate's name.
Playing Bon Jovi.
How she didn't murder my whole.
family, I do not know.
Imagine buying a dude a motorcycle
and then he leaves you for your roommate.
Ball up top. You gotta eat that.
And then the girl that bought it, he rode with her on the back
of his motorcycle to Seattle playing Bon Jovi.
That's how you do it.
You gotta eat that.
Yeah.
But nobody was pregnant.
Oh, Lord.
I can't wait till I get pregnant.
When I get pregnant, I'm going to literally come in here and I'm going to tell
I'm going to, even if I'm not on this podcast anymore, I'm going to call Mall and tell
them all.
Damn, all, send him here, think about some other dick that I could
But just not even done to do it.
Just to piss you off.
And I'm going to give a preacher your number and tell them to call you and pray them
demons up off you and get your spirit.
First of all.
Preachers be the one probably fucking pregnant women.
Oh, for sure.
I'm sorry you had to go through that.
I wasn't pregnant.
That was a good for last joke.
That was good.
It was good.
He made the joke.
I'm just getting let it.
Yeah.
DeMarris, shut up.
Why are you mad at niggins in the crowd last?
laughing. Shut up, yo. You can't take the Marriss to no comedy club. She'll tell why that's not right.
Why y'all laugh? Why y'all laughing? You're acting like I told you go to mass. Rory did that.
So if you want to go through that. Yeah. Rory cried so we can laugh. There you go.
See? Tears of joy.
Turn the tears of pain and the tears of joy. But in his defense, I wasn't pregnant.
Right. See? Oh, so he's not that bad. So he's not that bad.
But yes, me personally, I would never sleep with somebody while I was pregnant.
He still was fucking another kid. It was not that bad.
I was not molest by priest.
I just want to make that clear.
Oh, my God, that's hilarious.
Okay, after three episodes, we can finally close this pregnancy thing.
Damaris does not believe we should have a second Hiroshima with the women that have sex while they're pregnant.
And we can just move on, right?
No.
It's closed.
Like, we're done with this.
I've been dying for it to be closed.
I bet you have.
God damn.
Killing you.
I don't give a fuck.
No, me, I know you don't care, but they didn't kill you.
Mall said maybe you should, never mind.
What?
What?
What?
Maybe they should close their legs
When I said that
Sound like something
I never said it
Nine minus one
I didn't say that
He said that sounds like something
I would say
That sounds like something I would say
But I never said it though
We would close this topic
If they'd close their legs
Those are my choosive thoughts maybe
Only just my thoughts
Just my thoughts
Just my thoughts man
Right around
Jay Z bar
We're queuing up the I know
We're queuing up the transition
I love it
I'm at the edge of my seat
Mall's affiliations
have finally come to a head.
Which will crumble first.
What side are you going to go with?
Rockefeller or OVO.
I have no idea what you're talking about.
Over the weekend, Drake did a, what do the kids call it,
a photo dump, if you will?
Okay.
And he posted a photo of Solange leaving the elevator
after her and Hove got into it
in the standard years and years
years ago. And then also, right after that, no photo in between, posted a photo of Aaliyah. We know him
to be an Aaliyah fan, but it is a little odd when you go from Salang's right to Aaliyah and Hove and
Aaliyah obviously have somewhat of a history. We don't know what it is, but they have a history.
Whose side are you going to take?
I'm not taking side. I don't even know what this is about.
Or will you be the middleman like moderator? You're the one that can sit everyone down.
You're like the prop joe of this situation.
Which one of these weird accounts you followed that came up with this that put this together?
I follow Drake.
So because he posted, what else did he post?
It's not a weird account.
No, it's his verified champagne poppy account.
I followed it.
So because he posted a picture of Salonge and a picture of Alia, people are saying that he's throwing shot to O.
I mean, why else in that photo dump of all the other things?
He was like plugging his new Nike line and then randomly throws in a photo of Solange and then
Alea right after.
So he got to be talking to Jay.
Who would he be talking to?
I don't know.
I'm just, I'm trying to figure it out.
I don't think it's that crazy that all of us are thinking that had somewhat of a shot towards Jay.
To put those two and two together, I don't think it's a crazy thought.
Okay, well, what's the shot?
So hypothetically, if we're doing hard.
Yeah, because y'all just taking, what's it?
So it was a dump you're saying, right?
Because from that picture, that screenshot, it looks like there's some previous pictures posted there.
Yeah, he was supposed to.
So what else was posted? His new clothes.
He was also outside over the weekend.
He was performing somewhere.
the nostalgia event in
Toronto.
Yeah, which he had some comments
during that show if you guys want to
Yeah, it's rough when people are talking over your speech
show.
At that point, they should, like,
that's when the crowd's telling you just play a song.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's the classic.
It's you versus the world.
You'll realize you're alone.
No one's true to your friends.
And then he started by saying,
I'm here with my real friends.
Well, I heard the nostalgia event was dope.
A few people in Toronto, I know that they was there for that.
He said it was a dope event.
Okay, so after he does his friends rant,
there's a JZ song on CLB called Friends, I believe.
He just picked Kendrick Lamar for the Super Bowl.
You don't think there's any connection with Drake randomly posting
a photo of Solange coming out of that elevator
after fighting Jay-Z and then posting a Leo right after that,
which we all know how.
as a history with Jay-Z.
So you think that was just a random photo dump?
Like, he just liked those photos.
They were just in his camera roll.
That song is also not called friends,
but it is about that.
Yeah, great record.
Yeah.
I mean, okay, I mean, it's a stretch, but okay.
Is it?
I think so.
I do, I too think it's the stretch.
I think it's a stretch without proof.
Proof.
All right, first of all,
Kendrick Lamar just got chosen to do the Super Bowl,
which from what we understand is Jay-Z
Z's decision.
So you don't think it's odd that Drake then randomly post a photo after a woman was
whooping his ass in an elevator of all the photos of Solange.
Because Solange has some amazing photos.
Beautiful woman.
He chose that photo.
He must just be a Salonge fan.
That's what it is, right?
No, but that picture stands for like, it doesn't have to be towards Jay-Z.
I'm not saying that it's not, and I wouldn't be surprised if it was.
But I'm also saying it could just be-
Who else was an elevator?
It has nothing to do with that.
You could, that could be representative of something else.
Like?
Okay, if I post a picture of Tiana Trump, it doesn't mean that I'm sucking Mr. Marcus's dick.
It could be that I just suck my own man dick.
It's a difference.
Like, it could just apply to a situation.
So you're suggesting Drake was just beat up in an elevator by a woman.
No.
Okay.
I'm suggesting that he might be saying that he's beating somebody up or that he might know a secret
that nobody knows.
There's multiple connotations that you could put towards.
Just playing devil's advocate.
But not towards Jay-Z who just selected.
his arch nemesis for the Super Bowl, right?
It's possible.
And then also put out a promo video where he was dissing me in the Super Bowl promo, right?
It's possible.
Why are we tiptoeing around it?
He must just be a fantasy to the table like I am.
I don't get why we're like fringing your edging this.
It's obviously a shot at Jay.
Obviously shot of Jay.
Of course he is.
I don't really know the Aaliyah one, whatever, but.
Well, the Aaliyah one is because the alleged underage relationship that she was underage
when they, she, which is, you know, sure, that's another shot.
Which is not true because when Hove met Aaliyah, I believe she was of age, no?
I don't know.
When Aaliyah was under age, she was married, Dark Kelly.
Yeah, which was disgusting.
And put out a song called A.J.
Nothing but none.
But neither here nor there.
The fact that y'all think this could just be a coincidence is hilarious.
I mean, I just need more context.
I'm not taking with somebody clip two pictures from a story and then, oh, he's going
at J.
Like, give me more context than just two pictures from a story.
Well, the context would be the kind of,
Super Bowl shit.
That would be the context.
And we discussed,
Roy's been pretty open about like
verses that people think were suited
from Drake to fit other artists.
He's like, this is about Jay.
You've been pretty vocal about verses in the past
that were...
2015.
Directly about Jay.
People are going to do that forever.
They have a very weird relationship.
Again, people are going to say that forever.
That doesn't mean that is what it is
just because people say it and people allude to it
and people think that,
oh, this is a shot at Jay.
cannot be a shot at Jay at all.
On the other side, I've heard people for years think that Jay was shooting that other
artist like, yo, that got to be a shot at.
And niggas being in the studio, like, I don't even know who that dude is.
Maul, if a girl beats me up in an elevator and then you post a screenshot of her coming
out of that elevator, who is that shot at?
Give me more context to the pictures on the story, though.
What else was on you?
You just tell me about two pictures.
I told him he was posting photos from the event.
end of the line.
Like, he just randomly snucked those two in there.
I could see if he was 45 photos of a bunch of random shit.
It's like, all right, maybe we're overthinking this.
No, it was in the middle of promoting his nude clothing.
Let me see if those pictures are still up.
Let me try to make some sense of this,
because I don't know what you're talking about.
The sense is that he was taking a shot at Sean Carter.
Yeah, that's like straight up was doing that.
He's pissed off at Jay for doing that.
But he posted just those.
All right, so he posts, he posts some picks from nostalgia.
then he posts some caption,
All My Dogs are Going to Heaven.
Then he posts the Oviot aisle.
Then the picture of Solange.
Then the picture of Alia holding the dog.
All my dogs going to heaven.
Is this some tie in there?
No.
Or is that just a shot at J?
I love the cartoon too.
Is that just a shot of Jay?
Or is Alia holding a dog
and him tweeting before that
All my dogs going to Heaven?
I'm even compromising with you
that the Alia thing we could just leave over here.
Please do the tie in with Salon.
Don't just leave it over there.
Don't just leave it over there
because that was part of the picture
that you just brought up.
I could say he has been an Aaliyah fan his whole career.
He got a picture of a dog magazine like Vogue, a picture that.
What does that have to do with Salon's coming out of an elevator?
Yeah, probably.
He got a picture of Dennis Robin when a dog ran on to the court back in the 90s,
holding a dog, barking too much.
So is he calling Solange dog?
He got pictures of two dogs.
It's always sit, stay hill, never think, innovate, be yourself.
Where's the tie into that?
Is that a shot at J2?
No.
So it's just a picture of Salon's just a shot.
So what?
Can you tell me how the Salange thing ties into,
everything he did there. She was a dog in that elevator. It goes from all my dogs going to
heaven. A picture of Solange. Don't know what that means. But then right after that, it's a picture
of Alia, rest in peace. Obviously, we pray to her spirit is in heaven. She's holding a dog in that
picture. This was the video with DMX. Okay. Yeah. These are all shots at J's what I'm asking
No. You're actually proving my point even more because every single photo has something to do to tie in
with each other except for that Solange one. So yes, that is a shot at J. Or maybe you
missed the time with it. That she's a dog? I mean, she went crazy in an elevator. I don't know.
I'm just, I'm just combating what you're saying. I'm not, I'm just saying people got to stop
jumping to think that, yo, he's going at Jay-Z. Like, why is that, why that got to be what's
happening here? No, no, you're right. I didn't see the poetry in it where Dennis Robben, who was a dog
on the court, greatest rebounder ever. No, he's actually holding a dog in the picture,
walking a dog off the line. Salang was not holding a dog in the standard. Again, we don't know.
There was no dog in that elevator. We may have missed the tie-in is what I'm saying. You may have missed it.
You may, you just may not have enough information.
Tie my shoes.
Tie it together.
Okay, but you might not understand, though.
Me?
No.
I'm, I'm going through the story trying to, don't just show me two pictures.
Say, he's going at Jay-Z.
Come on, bro.
We got to dig deeper.
That's too easy to say he's going at Jay-Z.
That's way too easy.
Dig deeper.
Okay, why that Salon's photo?
All my dogs are going to heaven.
Bro, I don't know.
I'm just, I'm asking you.
But out of all the Salon's, like, you've seen Salon's Instagram.
Her ex-husband was a director.
she has some of the greatest photo shoots I've ever seen in my life.
Why did he take a screen grab from her walking out of an elevator after whooping Jay Z's ass?
Oh, I don't know.
It could be me, anything, or anybody.
I'm not saying it's not about Jay, but I'm also saying I'm not so convinced.
Like, oh, this is for sure.
That's what I'm saying.
Like, I'm just saying, let's just look at another angle here.
And I don't have any reason.
If people want to shoot another angle.
You don't know what you can see.
That's what I'm saying.
But you don't know everything about.
Yeah, you don't know everything about.
So why not choose another photo of Salonje if you just.
You can't say that, bro.
You can't say that there's no other angle.
You're not, you're not in Drake's head.
You don't know what he's doing with this.
And that's how shit starts.
People say, you know, you're going at Jay's Z.
Why do people just assume that that's what this is?
There's seven other pictures after this.
You're going to tie all of those seven, the Dogg magazine,
Vogue magazine play over.
That's a shot at Jay Z too?
I didn't say it was.
So just that one picture is a shot of Jay.
Yeah.
Okay.
All right.
Well, if you think that then, I mean, maybe it is.
I'm just trying to tie it all in.
You are playing dumb right now.
How?
All my dogs are going to heaven.
He posted that before he posted any of these pictures.
And then proceeded to post shit that has something to do with dog shit.
Maul, if you got into an altercation with a woman in an elevator that went more than viral.
And then you and I may have a bit of a tiff, a bit of an issue.
And then I post on my story a screenshot of that said woman coming out of an elevator.
Am I not taking a shot at you?
But let me ask you this, though.
Why do you think that Jayze and Drake have a tiff?
because they've both publicly talked about it.
When has Jay-Z publicly talked about
a tipped with Drake?
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, Ms. Drizzy
for all the artwork talk.
Like, he's dissed him.
What was talking about?
Cut it out, man.
Cut it out.
He is not dist him.
Cut it out.
He's not done that.
Oh.
Actually, Drake's real issue
is not what he said on record
what he does behind the scenes.
That's bigger than a diss to me.
The shit that you're doing behind my back,
all the powers that be coming together
to end my run.
Like, yeah.
He's talking about,
oh, yeah.
Right, okay, but now you're talking about
shit behind the scenes.
I'm talking about show me somewhere
where Jay Z has said
he has an issue with Drake.
Show me somewhere
where Jay Z has alluded
that he has an issue with Drake.
On record, I'm sorry Ms. Drizzy
for all the art talk.
Sorry for rapping about the shit that I bought.
That means I have an issue with you?
Called him Miss Jersey.
Oh my God.
Y'all are crazy, man.
But they've had records after that together.
Just say y'all want to see a Drake, JZ.
I don't.
I don't.
Just say it.
If you're doing that,
all of it is for a picture. I don't want to see Hove in a rap battle at his age, to be quite
honest. I'm just saying, we can't, we got to stop taking what we think is a diss or a shot or
sometimes it's not that. Sometimes we just, we just, it's easy to say that that's a shot. He's
talking about Jay-Zo, he's talking about this rapper or that person. Like, my mind doesn't go
to that all the time. Like, so again, I will ask, where does your mind go with posting that specific
photo? Bro, I don't, I'm trying to tie in the entire post that all my dogs are going to
heaven and then everything posted after that. That's all I'm saying. Now that picture is the only
picture that he probably posted after that that doesn't have a dog in the photo or alluding to
anything dog related. So there's something eyebrow raising there because it's like, all right,
there's no dog in this picture. Little odd, but that doesn't mean it's a shot at Jay-Z. That's
all I'm saying. That's all I'm saying. I think it's too easy for people to say, yo, they talk my
Jay Z. He told him my Jay Zo. They told me. Jay Z just hired my op for the fucking Super Bowl,
did a promo video dissing me, and then Drake posts a salange photo coming out of an elevator
after she assaulted Jay Z, and you're telling me that those two things are not connected
at all. Please tell me what fucking world I'm in. Please. All right, so you got that all. If you're
happy now? So first of all, Apple does the Super Bowl show. Put me on the island with all the
hordes. Does Apple do the Super Bowl show? The Super Bowl halftime? Yeah. Is Kendrick not one of the
largest streaming artists on Apple right now?
Probably.
So that's how they choose who.
That's who they ask.
They start from the top.
Who's streaming the most?
Who has the most monthly listeners on Apple right now?
We reach out.
Whoever turns it down, we just go to the next person.
Yes, it's obvious they landed on Kendra because of the year he's had streaming
wise.
Yeah.
Jay doesn't make that call by himself.
He has the final decision.
He does have the final.
But Jesse Collins, who produces the entire show, said Jay Z is the ultimate
decider for who plays a super bowl.
But they have a list of people that they read.
reach out to and they go at first.
Which is why Drake turning down the Super Bowl turned into Shakira and Jaylo doing the Super Bowl.
They asked, you want to do it?
Nah, not really.
It doesn't benefit me right now.
Don't have no project coming out.
It's not a paid gig.
It would only help me if I had an album coming.
So no, I'm not doing it.
Whatever reason that people turn down the Super Bowl.
It doesn't benefit them at the moment.
Cool.
Just because Jay is there now, he's in charge of the halftime show.
And Kendrick is performing.
I mean, if Jay wasn't there at all,
Kendrick probably would have got it.
But see, this is where I think we would actually agree
on Drake having the right to feel upset at Hove.
The same way.
That's a different conversation.
When the school boy Q show got shut down,
was like, yo, it's corny or Drake doing.
If you're in a video where I'm being called a pedophile
and I have the ability to shut your show down in my city,
I'm going to do it.
Okay.
I think Drake has a right to feel away
about the people that are in a visual
that is calling me a pedophile.
So now, now if Jay-Z gives an artist the opportunity to call me a pedophile at the Super Bowl,
fuck Jay-Z.
But what, but Rory, of course, Drake has every right.
Rory, departure mission.
I was there for this photo.
It was awkward.
That's his job.
I was right there.
It was very awkward.
I'm recounting while they're having a discussion.
I'm going over a timeline of them trading shots.
And it's pretty direct and obvious when they're talking about each other, stemming all the way back.
like 2012-13.
So there's a well-documented timeline.
Rory, you said you were here for this photo.
What was the story behind this?
This was at, in Detroit, at On the Run, too.
It was awkward.
First photo that they had together, by the way, in five years.
Shout to Raven, who took it?
Why was it awkward?
You're going to make me a snitch.
I don't leave it alone.
You're saying the picture's awkward.
Why is it awkward?
The picture wasn't awkward.
All right.
I say that we take it out if we don't want to share, but I still want to know why.
Listen, the bottom line is even if the bottom line is this, even if Jay-Z wasn't had nothing
to do with the Super Bowl halftime show, Kendrick probably would have gotten it this year anyway.
That's just the bottom line.
I don't think so.
So his streaming numbers would say that he would get it.
What are you talking about?
They've never had a rapper headline as Super Bowl.
So to say that Kendrick would get it is very unlikely.
The streaming that Kendrick did and he's always streamed well, first of all,
I don't want to just make it seem like because of this back and forth with Drake.
He did an arena tour before.
Kendrick always streams well every year.
He's one of the best streaming artists on DSPs.
We know that.
Now, as a result of the beef and the back and forth with another artist who streams probably better than most of the world, yes, obviously his streaming numbers go up.
So his name is now definitely one of the first names in the pot of who are we going to get to do the halftime show this year.
whether Jay Z's there or not, I believe that this would have happened.
He would have gotten an offer is what I'm saying.
Whether he takes the offer or not, it's up to him.
But I believe he would have gotten offered this if Jay Z was a part of this decision making or not.
This year.
But I'll even go on the OVO side here saying, of course it helped.
The beef definitely helped with that decision.
Of course it did.
I'm not denying that.
It helped, but it helped because his numbers, because Kenzie's numbers started streaming.
again, he streams well no matter what, but obviously it spiked during that beef.
And I'm saying after you just went on a whole rant of people betraying you and everyone in the industry that you thought was friends is doing weird shit,
Jay goes and does that, gives someone an opportunity to call me a pedophile on the biggest stage on Earth.
Yeah, I don't think that the Salon's photo is just tied to something else.
It's a direct shot of Jay-Z.
Okay, well, that's just my opinion.
If you think that, cool, I'm not mad at that.
But I'm just saying looking at the whole story, I'm trying to tie it in and I'm like,
okay, so that was just the only shot of Jay.
Because then you said,
Alia, it was two pictures there.
So now I'm looking at the whole story
trying to figure out, all right, where y'all
connecting? Because if I'm wrong, cool, and show me
I'm wrong. I'm just saying, looking at that story,
I wouldn't say, damn, he going at Jay.
That wouldn't be the first thing that popped out of my mind.
You've got to agree to disagree.
How did you guys feel about Kendrick submitting
all of not like us to every fucking category
of the Grammys? I think it's up for country
song of the year. He's submitted to everything. His label, well, not his label, but his team is
doing what they're supposed to do. Yeah. He is his team. He has more than just him. I think PG Lang has a few
employees. Yeah. He's a few people over there. It's just Dave and Kendrick in his kitchen.
No, it's just a few people. Babe. A nice little startup. Yeah, Keem's there. Keem, yeah. Um,
I didn't really see the crazy backlash. I didn't really understand it of like, Kendrick's so
anti-industry. Why would he ever submit
to the industry? I mean, he's always submitted.
A record of the year, song of the year, best rap performance, best rap
song, and best music video. Five awards.
What if he cleans up?
Kendrick is open it now.
What if he's standing there like Lauren Hill? You know that photo when she has all
the Grammys and it's just Kendrick and some baggy pants and some church shoes?
Kendrick is open it now. He'll probably get best rap song. I would, I think they're
going to give that to him. Best rap song and best music video.
Maybe.
He'll win at least two of these.
Yeah.
Best music video.
I don't know.
That music video is hard.
That music video ain't better than ASAP Rocky's video.
I wouldn't give a fuck what you're doing.
I don't think that'll be submitted.
Man, listen, that's one of the best videos I've ever seen.
Straight video.
But he might clean up in this entire all five of these.
I don't think so.
Not at the Grammys.
At a hip-hop award show, but not at the Grammys.
It's all best rap performance.
It's all rap.
No, it's not this song of the year and record of the year.
Oh, I'm sorry.
Yeah.
Correct.
No, that's not going to, but anything in the rap category, he's winning.
Without question.
Best rap performance, best rap song.
Tell me what rap song is winning, if not like this is.
That's why I said he's definitely winning best rap.
Oh, yeah, that's true.
So DeMeres is right.
Only two of these five submissions are for rap categories,
rap specific categories.
So even the music videos for all music videos, that's tough.
He's going up against everybody.
I think he'll get two of these.
And then if he steals the song,
best rap performance and best rap song?
I think he'll win those two.
Anything rap related, he'll win.
I think they'll give him Best Rap song
and probably try to even it out
and best rap performance will go to someone else.
I got to see who else was in the category.
I just wanted, like, do they air best rap song?
I don't think they do.
No.
That'd be a wild acceptance speech.
They might.
If they're smart, if the producer is smart,
if the producers are smart,
but they'd be having these old-ass people
who don't know their ass from their elbows.
Does he even go?
Kendry?
Yeah.
Well, yeah, he's going.
Is he going to wear the crown?
Is he going?
I don't know.
Fucking right.
He's going to the Grammys.
Hell yeah, he's going.
That his outfit laid on the bed.
Like, first and then,
is he going?
He might open up the fucking auditories.
Some Cortezes.
Does he perform?
That'd be crazy.
Yes.
Well,
the Grammy is one of the biggest songs of the year.
But when is the Grammys?
Because would that?
January or February?
Now, this is the thing.
Would the clause,
would there be a clause in the Super Bowl contract where he can't do any other public performance in or around, you know,
a 60-day window or something?
something like that.
Oh, probably.
He probably won't.
I would assume he won't be able to perform for the Grammys.
That would be thought.
We thought it was crazy to have a pedophile record at the Super Bowl.
Imagine somebody performing that at the Grammys.
The Super Bowl's bigger.
Yeah, pretty much.
Do you guys think that Drake sent the,
there's all these reports of Drake and sending a C&D
for the record not to be able to be played during the Super Bowl?
I don't think that's true whatsoever.
Yeah, I don't think so.
Yeah, I don't.
But I don't know.
We have a lot of time before January and February.
But this shit is never going away.
As much as I thought people were going to move on.
Oh, I'm so right for it.
But once we get to December and November, we have to do the recap of the year.
So everyone's going to just talk about it again.
That was the biggest part of this year.
Then a Grammy.
So we're just going to revisit it.
And then we're going to Grammy.
And then we're going to Grammy.
It's never going to end.
And then allegedly, Kendrick's plan is a major stadium tour following the Super Bowl.
so Roy and I were discussing before we recorded,
does this mean an album is sure to follow?
For sure.
And we don't know if this report is real or not,
but if he's doing stadiums after the Super Bowl,
we will get an album before the Super Bowl, for sure.
Week of, there's no way he's going to do a stadium tour
without a new album.
That's also a big risk.
And I want to make it very clear
to all our West Coast listeners,
DJ head, everyone.
We love Kendrick.
We think he's amazing.
That's a risk for any artist.
That's not a stadium tour.
A stadium tour?
That's Taylor Swift shit.
Beyonce shit as well.
Of course.
Thank you.
That's, that's wild, bro.
No, but you mean.
Stadium's is, that's a different monster.
Yeah, but I mean.
A tour?
I could see doing a, I could see him doing MetLife in New York or, um, what's the shit in
LA now?
Sophie, I could see him doing that.
But a stadium tour?
Well, maybe that's it.
Maybe it's only going to be like six cities.
okay
that ain't gonna be like 30 dates
but if he's about to put an album out
coming off to Super Bowl
and wants to do a tour
he probably at the same cities
and do international no
international yeah
international yeah
yeah he'd crush any stadium
yeah
for sure
in staying on
turning down offers
Coachella allegedly
reached out to Kendrick
and Rihanna
separately to headline
and they both turned it down
for 2025
okay
damn they ain't got their own
like artists
like
of like
their generation
Like Pearl Jam?
No, but like...
You mean like young white people?
Yes, not even just white, but just young people.
Matchbox 20.
Like Kendrick and Re-I don't even make, put albums out anymore.
Y'all trying to get it her headline Coachella.
Yeah, why not?
Wait, Beyonce Homecoming...
There wasn't an album around that, right?
I mean, I know they shot the documentary, obviously, around when she did.
And she released the Homecoming album.
But it was different.
She put like one new record on there.
Yeah, but Beyonce wasn't...
Beyonce was still active.
in music.
Like her,
the album that she
performed wasn't that
old and then an album
came out not too much
longer after.
But Coachella
headlining's not
typically always
like the album cycle.
They do do a lot
of legacy
acts.
They have,
that aren't super active
at the time.
That's kind of their
thing when it comes
to the headliner.
Even like Frank.
They tried with Frank.
She couldn't get
him at skating rink in the desert.
I mean,
I get that.
I get that,
but Rihanna just did.
Think about that
until the ice got there.
I get that.
if Rihanna didn't just do the Super Bowl.
Like she would be doing what she did at the Super Bowl at Coachella.
No, I'm actually glad she turned it down because I would like to see the Rihanna,
Coachella, documentary, live stream, everything around a new project.
Yeah.
Or like years down the line on some super legacy stuff.
I'm glad she turned.
I wouldn't want to see Rihanna now.
Eventually I would love to, though.
So who headlines?
Coachella.
There's nothing yet.
This is the first report.
But they're still trying to.
They still trying to find somebody to headlined it.
I guess so.
Hmm.
Last year was Landa Del Rey Tire, the creator, and Doja Cat.
Hmm.
Year before that, Bad Bunny, Black Pink, Frank Ocean.
So Sabrina Claudio will be on the,
will we probably be headlining.
Sabrina Carpenter.
Carpenter.
Why don't I keep saying Claudia?
I was going to say, I love Sabrina Claudia.
I didn't know she was giving it up like that.
She's headlining.
I don't know if Coachella give her that, though.
She's built for it.
I could see it.
I could definitely see it
With the year that she had
Maybe Nikki
Coming off a tour
Sets already together
Coachella and April
As long as Safari's
At Coachella
Then I'm cool with it
I'm trying to be
SPs plus one
I would have went to that show
With Safari
No you wouldn't have
We thought it was crazy
That offset showed up to the club
That Cardi was hosting
Safari went
To your girls concert
Is crazy
Safari went
in X girls' concert
To his exes.
That's just wild.
He was partying with the barbs.
I wonder what that was like him moving around that arena.
Because barbs, we all know, are a certain level of human being.
They're a passionate bunch, we'll say.
Maybe you call them roaches?
No.
Mm-hmm.
I mean, once I get the broomstick out of my ass, I can sweep up the roaches around me.
I don't can't believe Nikki told you to put a broom up your ass.
It was an interesting day.
You know, only you would have, like, only Nikki would tell you to put a broom in your ass.
She's probably never said that to anybody.
And what's funny is I was saying something to her that I think every music fan
wanted to say to her.
Like, stop focusing on people that just like, you have one of the best fan bases we've ever seen in history.
She didn't like it.
Focus on the millions of people that love.
But it was your face.
It was your white face.
No, I agree.
It was the same conversation that we had with Russ.
When Russ is like, I don't understand.
Like, I say everything correctly.
And I'm like, well, it's your face.
It's your face.
We can't.
No face.
No face.
No face.
No face.
Like he got a little.
Russ looks spicy white.
You just look white.
That's true.
His long hair definitely gives him some effect.
But he just an Italian from Jersey.
Beat outside soon.
That's the only difference between Rory and Russ.
Also, the talent level of Russ has is way higher than mine.
Yeah, a little bit.
There is like a few more different.
That's the only one, is it?
Shout out to Russ.
Literally the only difference.
Russ is hot too.
Shout out there.
Yeah, he's an attractive guy.
Russ.
So no one has comments about Safari being at that show.
Rapping along to some shitty probably owed some pub on.
I'm crying.
Some shit he probably wrote.
And also didn't Nikki do, was that the first time she had her husband on stage to do that whole segment?
Oh, I didn't see the whole performance.
Again, I'm sorry if I'm giving bad information.
I have been seeing clips from gals.
City. I'm not a resident yet. I would like to see the show. But from my understanding,
I've never seen her husband on stage with her until this show, right? They got video
footage of Safari watching her talk about soulmates. Yeah. So he was watching her when she said,
you know, if you stick with a clown, you won't find your soulmate. Pretty much. Oh, you got to
like stop fucking with clowns to find your soul. Is that her husband? Is that her man or there?
Yeah. It's her husband. Stadium must not be near a school. Can't tell by the jail shoulders.
She jail shoulders
A lot of upper body workout
Didn't do a lot of lower body
I got to catch this show man
Yeah they were saying you're not a real bar
Until I go to the show right
Yeah I got to catch them
I gotta look at the rest of the scheduling
Can you imagine being the obsessed barb that finally gets to go see your idol perform
Go through all their hits
You get into your seat and then you look to your left
And it's Safari
That's just added on to the I didn't even pay for this type of
That's a $1,000 meet and greet in my opinion
Yeah, that's definitely worth it.
That's worth the ticket, for sure.
Do you think Nikki got a heads up that he was there?
No.
At that point, doesn't matter.
You're in a stadium.
Also, who did Safari go with?
Like, I'm trying to think of what homeboy I would call
when I'm about to do some dumb shit like this.
He's having a great time.
Who would ride with me on this dumb shit
instead of being a good friend and advise me?
Like, maybe you should just watch the live stream, bro.
You don't need to go to the venue.
Yeah, that's just like...
And is that security standing there around?
Look, he's with his boys in Miami.
me that guy next him got a whole nicky shirt on he got security one hey maybe but that's just
like the offset this would be the most dangerous place safari's ever been in his life so why go i don't
think so though i think it's like the offset cardy thing like y'all broke up the fam no the fam we fuck
with you it ain't really no beef like that it out that's cloud chasing that's all safaris's on right
well no i agree but i'm talking about as far as the fans like want a safar bar you're going a safari show
was i mean nicky show was security he had three security guards come on man
Cut the shit.
Stay home.
Are you familiar with the bars?
Why go?
I think I need security at a bar show.
Why go to the show?
Good show.
It's cloud chasing, bro.
Stop.
No, I agree with you.
Attention.
What?
100.
It's a lot of attention.
He took those videos as a fan.
I mean, I mean, he probably is a fan, but I'm a fan of a lot of people.
I ain't going to their show.
Now, if my ex is on stage,
I'm not going to my ex's concert.
Are you crazy?
Well, unless y'all are cool when she invited you.
That's different.
Yeah.
If we cool and we still, you know, kick it,
Like, yeah.
But if they ain't cool.
You know, Nicky don't want to look in the crowd and see Safari there.
Like, you don't think he had AA?
Definitely.
No, he had A.
No, he didn't have A.
He had GA.
That would have pissed me off.
That's what I'm saying.
It's cloud chasing.
It's like, come on, cut it out, man.
I mean, Safari still has one of my favorite disc records of all time.
Oh, they kicked them out.
Yeah.
Oh.
Oh, really?
That's that point.
Just let them.
Like, that's lame.
That's lame.
What you mean?
Who gives a fuck?
If this was, I don't know,
six, seven years ago
when they were fresh off the breakup
and she was dating meek and all that,
then I'd be like, this is fucking weird.
How long has it been?
It's been, some years.
If Safari wants to go pay
for a fucking ticket to go to the show,
just let him,
I'm doing an arena show.
He can stay there.
I'm gonna focus on the show tonight.
He tweeted this after the show.
Matter of fact, it's weirder
that he wants to be here.
He's gonna look crazier by staying.
After the show, he tweeted,
I'm proud, no cap.
A lot of y'all will never understand,
but there is no malice in me. I'm proud. Okay. Well, I agree with Mall that this is Cloud Chacy,
and he did that with a purpose. I think there's also maybe some genuine part of that,
that Safari came up with her since they were nobody's like. To see what he helped build with them
in an arena like this and Nikki now being a certified legend, I can see Safari being like,
yeah, this was great to watch. There's a lot of people I'm proud of. I'm never going to this show.
He didn't have to record it.
He didn't have to go.
He didn't have to go.
You could be proud to stay home.
Well, I mean, yeah, that's...
He could have tweeted that from the couch.
That's where the conversation really ends.
Like, you know what?
I don't even need to go here.
Yeah, like, what are we talking about?
He could have tweeted that shit from the crib.
Y'all I'm proud of Nikki, man.
The jean vest is crazy.
Crazy boy.
You crazy boy.
Also wearing sunglasses, it...
Never mind.
How could you see the show?
A lot of people do that.
And I never understood it.
How the fuck are y'all watching a show with sunglasses on?
Well, I mean...
What's the point of coming here?
Well, safari goes everywhere with sunglasses, though.
That's his stick.
Some dark Cartieres, man.
He couldn't see.
How could he be proud?
He couldn't even see.
He could feel it, though.
He saw Kenneth Petty on stage and felt that.
You never, you know?
Why my nigga, why my nigga kiddy's sitting there like he getting a haircut?
Like, why he's sitting here, like, so still?
Like, I didn't even notice he was sitting there until just now.
Thoughting security.
Yeah, I'm like, yo, that's wifey.
You got to be a little more.
into it than that.
He looks so nervous.
He's not nervous.
This just not, like, if y'all know his history
and, like, where he's from, he doesn't
do this.
Like, what the fuck am I on stage for right now?
Yeah, I would have turned that down.
But Safari was in the crowd.
I'd have told wife you, like, no, I'm good, man.
You got to, like, back up.
You got to, like, spread your legs
and, like, look cool.
That's how you do it.
Yeah.
Like, they taught you and saved the last dance
when he was trying to teach her how to be black.
How to be black, yeah.
That's such a terrible movie.
When you go back and look at that movie,
That movie is terrible.
That was my favorite movie with Oz Jugger.
It's such a bad movie.
That movie is, if you watch that movie tonight, you're going to turn it off.
You're not making it through that whole movie.
Yeah.
That movie is trash.
Watch me squash this shit.
Bianca Lawson been fine her whole life.
Yeah, she is bad.
She's gorgeous.
You don't think Bianca Lawson fine?
She is.
Very pretty.
I didn't realize she was that old.
Like, well, not since she's old.
She's old.
But I didn't realize that she was as old as she is.
I thought she was young.
Her being Bianca, I mean Bianca, Beyonce's step-sister is just the funniest shit.
Well, not anymore, but yeah.
That's fucking hilarious.
Oh, yeah.
I forgot about that connection completely.
Yeah, no, she's beautiful.
Yeah.
Well, when's the next time?
Because I know we missed gag city was in Newark.
Please stop calling it gag city.
It's gag city.
That's the name of the tour, right?
I know, but please.
Just say Nikki's show.
No, but it's gag city.
Oh, my God.
She's in the UBS Arena in Elmont.
this Friday?
On Friday.
You guys want to go?
Do you think she'd have us?
Oh no, that's mom's birthday.
I won't be here.
Oh, really?
Mm-hmm.
I know October.
I'm looking at that date like October 11.
Why do I know that day?
That's the last show too.
It's in Queens last show.
I think I looked at it and I thought about that.
There's a second leg too.
Oh, wait.
Well, bring moms.
So a Nikki Monarch show?
Yeah.
Absolutely not.
And my mom like Nikki.
She liked Nikki.
If your mom went out with us on her birthday, she would have
fun. Yeah. So a
Nikki show, we will have a ball with your mom.
Gag City Reloaded. Let's do all that. We'll get
car service. So make sure you loaded.
Tiger. Come on. Don't do that.
No, I'm saying, you better not do any Tiger hate on this fucking podcast.
You know how I feel about Tyga. I don't play about Tiger. I love Tiger.
Really? Y'all like that about Tiger? Hell yeah. Tiga certified hitmaker. Taya
certified hitmaker. He is. Tiga not a certified hitmaker? When is the last city
yet? He just fucking went.
Diamond. One second. Taste. Taste. Taste. Tase.
Diamond. He stayed with a hit. Tiger is a certified hitmaker. TIGA stays with a hit.
Tiger got hit records. I'm not going to act like he don't. But when you start saying certified hitmaker,
I don't like that. It just feels nasty. I've been a Tiger fan since no introductions when he was
rapping like Jim Class Heroes. I am a Tiger fan. Tiger. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, you're
not. You've never played Tiger. I could wrap all of no introduction. If we put that on, I could go bar for bar.
Rack City. Way before he met a Kardashian. Juicy, faded.
put the lime in the coconut
that's terrible
I think juicy was the last hit he had
with Doja
he keeps one every other summer
No Tiger Slander allowed
Yeah I don't play that shit
I feel like Tiger did
Didn't he do some whack shit though
I mean he was dead
He definitely fucked a teenager
Yeah he was day
Oh yeah I knew he did some white shit
Yeah
It's like
Nah but he just had like a
And then Connie went on the breakfast club
And said yeah he got in there early
Yeah he just had like an A&R's vision
One day she gonna be something
No I feel like he did something else though
that was kind of like, we ain't fucking with Tiger.
Nah, Tiger?
Yeah.
Make it nasty.
He made a only fan.
Make it nasty.
See, I wouldn't know that.
Like, that's, you don't remember that one?
I don't remember nothing about Tybalt.
I didn't subscribe.
I just know that there, that it happened.
Loyal.
He's kind of, he,
I thought it was something why we wasn't fucking with Tiger though.
Well, I mean, yeah, outside of probably fucking Kylie before she was of age.
Yeah.
Which I don't agree with.
But as far as music making goes, yeah, he's pretty good.
Certified hit maker?
Yeah.
Okay.
I think an opener at a Nicki show with his catalog.
He probably has that stadium close to as loud as Nikki does.
Yeah.
Deuces, Rack City.
Fade it, make it nasty A ladies with Travis Porter.
No, no, no.
This is why I don't fuck with DeMaris.
He heard the bullshit Rory just said,
if I would have said that, she would have cursed me out.
No, I wouldn't have.
I'm over here.
Tiger has a stadium just as loud as Nikki.
You don't think the bars go crazy when Rack City comes on.
He said almost.
He didn't say.
exactly.
Of course not as loud.
During his team on earth.
But you have to understand who Nikki's fan base is.
During Nicky's time coming up,
Tygo was also coming up releasing all those hit songs.
So it's the same age range.
You think when Truffle butter comes on,
that stadium doesn't erupt?
Mmm, with Filet.
I'm just saying certified hit maker,
stadium erupting.
Y'all doing too much for Tiger right.
You playing.
You're playing.
You knickers have never been.
None of y'all in here have never been to a Tiger concert.
You niggas ain't,
you definitely don't come in here playing no Tigers.
Tagga performed.
You have...
All right, man.
When?
It was probably some, like, Young Money Tour thing.
Some Young Money Tour.
Oh, yeah, no, it was.
When was that?
When was that Young Money Tour?
It was when Drake and...
Who else?
Drake and Wayne did the...
Oh, Wayne.
It's all a...
No, it's all a blur.
No, they did the Verses each other tour.
You know what year that was?
Yeah, I was there, though.
What year was that?
2011, 12.
I was going to say 13.
Maybe 13.
The last time you supported Tygo was in 20...
Last time I saw him in show, I still support him.
You don't support Tiger.
What do you mean?
I listen.
If I listen, define what supported.
Yeah.
I'm not going to buy the head.
You play his music?
Yeah.
I played it here.
Well, I'm a girl.
So you know I play all that shit.
You know I play making nasty, fucking, fucking, um, freaky, fucking juicy.
All of those songs.
Yeah.
Them shit's hit.
Especially in a party?
Allegedly he's dating Gavril Avivine, too.
Swag.
Nice.
That's a really unfortunate.
That's going to be better than everything.
his love. Really unfortunate a headline underneath
that though.
That's the couple I want to make
an album. Read that headline.
Avril and Tiger never
imagined a romance. No, no, the other one.
That was hilarious. TIGA response to
claim he party with 13-0 girl in a hot tub.
Well done.
I don't get the joke.
I don't know, man. Also, like,
Tiger was also legendary in that
street wear
rapper shit.
I'll tell you, I worked on Orogo with Big Sean, name drop.
What influenced him to do his clothing line was based off.
I forgot the name of Tyler's kid.
He sold like $10 million worth of shit.
You said, I don't know my shit.
I know Tiger's shit.
Why he just got the, last king, the snapbacks were huge.
You come on, we're not doing that.
I'm just laughing at you just had the name ready to go.
I was working for Kevin Liles when Sean was being managed by him.
I was doing his digital.
He's everywhere.
He decided to do his clothing line because he found out Tiger was making $10 million a quarter.
I had one of these ads.
It's a gift.
So that's not support.
It's a gift.
That's support.
No, it's not support.
You have free merch.
It's free merch.
But I supported it by wearing it.
You gave him a look when you was walking around.
Yeah.
When I was on a private liberal arts.
Julian got on the last king's at.
Yo, Julian is winning a last king's hat.
We got to go get one.
He probably wore it to the Michael Jackson trial or wherever the first.
fuck he was in. No, when he got, he used to wear it when he got picked first.
When he got picked first. Oh yeah. I mean. He used to turn it to the back.
When he used to hit home runs in Yankee Stadium, he had it on backwards.
Let's go to the stadium.
Listen, man, Taga is a hitmaker.
I'm not, no, I'm not. I'm not saying he's not. Tiger got hit records, but it was just
the, it was just the certified hitmaker. It was just like, all right, man.
If your mom for some reason doesn't want to do anything on her actual birthday,
and you guys discussed that.
can we all go to the Nikki show together?
I don't think she'll answer my DM.
So we may need you.
You think I'm DM and Nicky Benazz?
Do you have her a number?
To give me tickets?
You think I'm texting her to give me tickets?
Hey, I want to go to the show tonight.
That's nasty.
Make it nasty.
Nikes ain't real barbs, for real.
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
How did we go to the Scorpion show?
I didn't hit nobody in the accent for nothing to the Scorpion show.
I did, but you took my ticket.
You hit somebody on my behalf?
I had Drake.
On my behalf?
No, but I asked for a bunch of passes.
All right, so what does that got to do with me, though?
You still, I mean, you took the passes that were asked in that nasty way.
Okay, but he was also very nice about it.
I was like, of course.
I don't know.
I didn't feel weird at all.
I'm super cool about it, but I haven't, I've never asked Nikki for a ticket anywhere.
Neither about.
I never even spoke to her about any.
What's wrong with asking artists for tickets if you have a relationship with him?
I don't think that's weird.
I don't think it's weird.
I think if you have a certain relationship with that artist, it's not weird.
I completely disagree because I have relationships with artists that are on tour for six months straight.
I'm supposed to be that arrogant to think that when they land in New York, they're like, let me make sure Rory is good.
No.
No, they're on tour.
Their minds everywhere else.
Yo, show tonight, you mind putting some passes aside?
I don't think it's that crazy.
All right.
So hit Nick.
You tell her you got, you bring your broom with you.
He was riding on his brooms.
I want to see the show.
I'm a riding on my broom.
You have valet parking for my broom?
That's funny.
What if I do like, there has to be like a Harry Potter gif or something like when Harry's coming swooping in on his broom.
Maybe I'll send that gif in the DM and be like, yeah, would.
Tix, TX?
Ticks.
Got to say Ticks.
Tick's question mark.
Right underneath the gift of you riding a broom into fucking, it's in the UBS arena.
You're acting like I'm asking for like parking passes inside shit.
Just asking an artist.
that gets, especially in arena, 150 comps.
No, well, pocket passes is important.
That's what I do.
It's Roy reaching for passes.
Yeah, that's the pass.
Right there.
So, it's, all right, anytime Cole's done a show,
it's weird that I hit Eve,
but you'll keep a pass aside for me?
No, but you got a real relationship with E.
Again, that's why I said I don't have a relationship with Nikki.
You do.
Do I?
Yeah.
Well, we assume so.
I think so.
Sort of.
I support her.
She know I love him.
Ma, who would you be comfortable getting us past us for?
Nobody.
No artist.
I don't ask no artists for shit.
I don't ask nobody.
So you lied when you told me that you asked Drake for passes.
I never said.
I never, no, no, no.
That's not what I said.
I said he hit me the day of, the night of, like an hour before the show.
No, I'm not talking about the day of the show.
I'm talking about the week before the show when I said,
Maul, can you ask Drake if I could get tickets and you say, yeah, I got you.
So you lied to me.
You didn't have me.
No, I never asked him.
No.
But you lied to me and told me to ask him.
Yeah, yeah.
You lied about that tour day.
Okay.
Good to know.
I don't ask artists for nothing.
I don't ask nobody.
So then why tell me that you was going to ask him?
Why did you say DeBarrants, I don't ask niggas for tickets?
Because I probably would have asked him, but by the comic, the show came up, I just was like, no, I'm not asking this nigga for that.
I mean, I have a similar mentality with, like, real life shit.
I'm not asking anyone for shit.
I'll do it myself type of thing, which is a bad mentality.
But tickets, it's just a ticket.
Yeah.
You don't think I hit Wale?
It was like, yo, do you mind putting a past side for me?
You have a relationship with Wollet?
Why do you keep a relationship with Drake?
And you're saying you don't ask him for shit.
Never ask him for nothing.
A ticket?
Never.
Yeah, but that's where he's point.
Why not?
Why not ask your friend for a ticket to the show?
I just don't ask people for shit.
Never.
I've never had.
I have friends that are artists that say,
hey,
if you got friends in these cities or like,
you know,
you want to,
you know,
if you people that want to go to the show,
let me know and we'll get them on the list.
That's,
I've done that.
Wait, what?
Like,
I have friends,
like when an artist goes on tour
and they love the artist.
I'm like,
oh, like if they're in Boston
and I have a couple friends in Boston
that want to go to the show.
I'm like,
Yeah, sure.
Give me their names.
We'll make sure they're on the list.
Okay.
That's what's up.
Is that crazy?
I'm not.
I never said nothing was crazy.
I said I don't do it.
I never said that was crazy.
For people.
Did we not have a great time in London at the festival?
What festival?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I saw that my friend was in London.
So I texted her.
You have a relationship.
You have a relationship with drink.
That's what you keep missing.
Like, I asked her for a ticket.
I was like, yo, can I also get some passes for my friends?
But I answered that already now, so I don't ask people for tickets.
I don't ask people for nothing.
I don't care who they are.
But we had a blast, see?
Maybe you should start asking.
You'd have more fun.
I have fun at home.
I watch a show on stream.
Okay, so how does it go about, let's say, like, peak Hove era?
Like, did you just go with them?
Yeah.
Okay.
So you never learn, like, you'll make sure.
Mm-mm.
Will call.
The only time I had will call tickets for a Jayzee show was the Fade the Black show,
because I was somewhere else
and I met,
I got to the garden late.
The show was just about to start.
Damn,
Carlene told you to buy two tickets?
No,
never told me that.
Definitely never told me that,
though.
No,
my tickets was there.
Yo,
finding out the real story of that
because I listened to Big Brother
by Kanye.
I was like,
that's a little fucked up
that they made Kanye West
buy tickets to that shit.
No,
but I understand.
And then to find out
that he had 20 tickets
and was asking for more.
That's what I'm saying.
He left out so much of that.
That's exactly what I'm about to say
because you'll have tickets.
But then you'll be like, y'all, I need 15 more.
15 more.
15 is great.
Yeah, we gave 20 tickets.
Why he rapping like he didn't have one ticket to get in?
Like, no, see, my ticket.
My ticket was at Will Coal.
It was, I had one ticket, one pass, but when I got to my seats, the whole family was sitting in the same section.
So it was, you know, but I'm like, yo, I got five of the homies that coming with me.
No, I'm not doing that.
Let's say Mike was alive and you had a relationship.
But the only way to get to the show would be to ask Mike.
which you know he would say yes.
Michael Jackson?
Yes.
Would you ask Michael Jackson,
like you know him.
Hey, do you mind if I get tickets to the thriller show at Giant Stadium?
Yeah, that might be a ticket you got to ask.
All right.
We've made some ground then.
Michael Jackson performing thrill at Giant Stadium?
Yeah, you might have to hit Mike.
If you know Mike personally, you got to hit him in action for a ticket to that.
That's for sure.
I'm trying to think if I've had any, like, embarrassing moments of asking artists for tickets.
No, but you had me in an embarrassing moment.
in London with your fucking hippie friend show.
I wanted to kill Rory with this shit.
What happened?
I didn't invite you.
What happened?
Some fucking hippie, I don't know.
He was a talented guy.
Let me not say that.
He's not a hippie.
All right, first of all, no, no.
While we're here, great story before voicemails.
Because also that was technically my fault because I didn't check my WhatsApp.
I didn't know text messages sometimes can transfer to WhatsApp.
Anyways, we go to a show of, I think, a very talented artist.
I got tickets.
The whole plan was I was going to go by myself.
That's not what happened.
I got enough tickets.
That's not what happened.
I didn't think y'all was going to go.
But I got enough tickets because I care about the crew.
But John, no one agreed that they wanted to go.
So I was like, there's enough tickets that he put aside for us.
I was going regardless.
I feel like y'all had other plans that fell through.
No, plans didn't fall through.
Yes, yes.
Thank you, Pige.
You guys were going to the soccer game, all of you.
and I was going to go to the show by myself
but because I'm a good friend
I got enough tickets just in case
they ended up not going to the soccer show
and they came with me
that's a lie
the soccer show
that's a lie
that is a lie
that is a lie
that's not what happened
what happened
what happened was
the soccer game
and the show was that night
we had soccer passes
to the game
if we wanted them
but everybody kept saying
if this is going to be
your first soccer game
experience it shouldn't be this game
this is not the game
you want to go to
but that was day of
Like hours before.
That was the day before.
That's a dumb reason not to go.
That was the day before.
So that day, early that day, I said, yo, I'm going to just go to the show tonight since we're not going to the game.
This is before we left.
He was doing radio.
Whatever we was doing before that.
We left it.
Yeah, we were doing a Kenny All-Star.
So we all knew we were going to the show.
At that point.
I was always planning on going.
No, yes, you were.
But I was planning on going by myself.
You were.
You were.
You was like, yo, you're going to go to that show because originally we was going to go to the game.
the day before we knew we were not going to that game.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, so that's when we went to the show.
But either way, go to the show.
I was shocked y'all wanting to go.
I was like, all right, cool.
Come with.
Good show.
I don't know this gentleman, but my first time at his show, I'm like, okay, got some good music.
Talented, dope.
Good set.
After the show, again, I'm thinking this is one of Rory's boys.
I don't know him.
Never met him.
After the show, we standing by the door to go backstage to say hi, whatever, whatever
Rory wanted to do,
security duke shuts us down immediately.
Nah,
Roy's like,
you don't want to just go tell him that Rory's here.
Just wanted to say what's up.
That, nah, I'm not doing it.
So then another gentleman comes,
and I guess he was working with the artist.
He talks to Rory, goes back there,
talks to the artist, come back.
He said, nah, he's not,
he's not seeing nobody tonight.
Which, by the way.
I'm like, first of all, homie,
you ain't even like that.
We're not doing that.
I'm not seeing, who fuck is this guy?
Well, maybe he was tired, Mom.
He just did a show.
Nicky, you play folk music.
First of all, that's not what happened.
It was more of my mistake, because his manager never went to even talk to him.
I, for some reason, the text messages went to WhatsApp.
So he was texting me while we were waiting, but it was in WhatsApp, and I was looking at my
eye message.
Until the next day, I looked at my WhatsApp for another reason and saw that, that he was saying,
who to ask for it. His manager never even went to talk to him.
He thought we ghosted him.
So the dude was a miscommunication.
The dude spun us?
Yes.
Well, we need to beat that.
We might need to jump him next time we see it.
I looked at the WhatsApp.
I was like,
damn.
And I knew,
I knew mall was tight at that point.
But we was only there for like what?
I wasn't tight.
I'm going to be honest.
I'm just joking.
I wasn't tired.
I wasn't mad at it.
It was nice to be back in that venue, though.
Yeah, no, that was a good thing about being there.
The first venue we performed at in London.
Yeah.
But I was just like, damn, homie.
Like, you don't want to say what's up to you, to Rory?
Like, I didn't have to go back to me.
So I was like, if it was just Rory going back there, I would have still waited for Rory to come back.
Like, we would have left together.
But his man came back like, nah, he ain't saying, he ain't saying nobody.
I'm like, what?
It was my fault because I didn't look at my WhatsApp.
And then even, he even double texted me on WhatsApp of where they were going from the venue.
He's like, oh, my soulhouse now.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, I felt bad.
And then I had y'all waiting there.
It wasn't, it wasn't his fault.
Don't be mean to him, I'm a folk singer.
He's talented.
My bad.
I'm sorry, man.
I apologize, man.
My bad.
Great.
I said he had a good show, though.
Incredible.
I said I led with that.
Great show.
It wasn't gag city, but.
It wasn't gag city reloaded.
Tiger wasn't Tiger.
Well, did you all gag?
What?
Did you all gag?
Yo, do we have voicemails?
You've got mail.
You don't want to answer your question.
I don't think, I don't recall gagging.
Okay.
But when I say gag, I don't mean like, like, actual gag.
I mean, like, oh, my God.
Like, you gag me like, damn.
Like, he took your breath.
way. Did he take your breath away, Maul? It was really hot in there.
I actually, do we have a voicemail like 30 seconds ago? Like, he used to ask me.
It was really hot in there. So it was tough to breathe, but no. It was an amazing performance,
but I could breathe the whole time. You're at the Earth Theater? Mm-hmm. I love that venue.
Probably my favorite venue ever. Voice mails. Speaking of gagging, here we go.
What's up, Rory Mall in the Whole Pod? I had a quick question for you guys.
Have any of you guys had a girlfriend that wore more makeup than he thought she needed?
Like, how?
Like, I want to tell my girl, like, yo, you don't need as much makeup as you wear.
Like, she's already really pretty.
It's a rough color.
But, like, you know, coming from the guy, like, how do I say that in a way that's not offensive?
And, like, more, like, I'm really just trying to say, like, bro, like, you really just naturally
look pretty.
You don't need this much makeup type of shit.
But what's the best way to say that the merits?
I'm curious to hear your opinions on this.
But I'm probably going to assume you'll be like, don't fucking tell her what's.
to do, but just curious how to
exactly what the best is. How to say that because it has
why niggas always worried
about what we do? Oh, I've
never clapped on this podcast while
talking. That was very anti-black
woman. What? Moll be over there clapping.
I don't be over here clapping. I don't do that. You've
never clapped? No, I'm autistic. It's
sensory issues. I don't even be clapping.
I'll be pointing my finger like this.
I'll be doing that, but I don't be clapping.
Okay. I'm going to just answer
the gentleman. Don't tell your girl to not
wear too much makeup. I was going to say ice on
Demaris. I have no answer for you.
I've been in this predicament and I don't even
know what. I just told them. Don't even bring it up.
Just leave it alone. Act like you. I want to hear it. Yeah, DeMiris. So my
main thing is just like, logical
common sense. Was she wearing that amount of makeup
when you met her or before you met her? If so, then that's
the way that she likes to do her makeup. A lot of women don't wear heavy makeup
because it's like, oh, I'm trying to cover up
things. Like, it's not even like that. That might just be
the way that they like their makeup to look. Now, do you think the
makeup looks shitty? If you think the makeup looks
shitty, then that's a conversation worth having.
But if you feel like it's just a lot of makeup,
which honestly, men don't even really know
what a lot of makeup is.
Sometimes y'all be thinking girls have no makeup on
and it'd be a full face of makeup
and y'all just don't have no clue.
Like when people were like, oh, Alicia Keyesons are wearing makeup.
Yes, she is.
But anyway, long story short,
who ever said Alicia Keys?
Because Alicia Keys went on a no makeup run phase
and people were like, oh, look how pretty she is with no makeup.
She was still wearing light makeup.
It was just really, really light.
You could see her freckles through it,
things like that. But there was a thing where Alicia Keys was like, oh, I'm wearing no makeup.
We can tell though when it's a little too cakey. Yeah, but that's bad makeup. You can have good
makeup that's a lot that people don't even realize there's a lot. And then you can have light makeup
that's cakey and fucked up. So what should he say to his girl? It depends. If the makeup is shitty and you
hate the way it looks, then you can have a conversation with her. But if you just feel like it's a lot
of makeup and you're like, oh, you don't need to wear that much makeup. She's obviously wearing it
because she wants to.
If you weren't attracted to it
when you met her if she was wearing
that amount of makeup,
then you shouldn't have dated
somebody who wears a lot of makeup.
I've counter.
I've accounted to that.
Sometimes we shouldn't do things we want to do.
I have a counter that.
And now that I'm here.
Are you single too?
What does that mean?
So we,
I've gone on,
I've met girls out or I've seen women
or whatever in public.
And they have,
it's a no makeup day
or a light makeup day,
whatever you want to call it.
And then when I officially want to try to like,
when I take them on a date
or we're like go have a night out,
then they'll do like the over the top.
like cake got looked like they have a fucking shiner like then it's like becomes that but this is his
girlfriend this is not he's not a no but i'm saying maybe he met her and they when they started
hanging out she was doing like the low key like you know subtle shit and then when they started going
out like he's taking her to like a nice dinner and a show whatever like the girl i'm thinking of
one specific girl in my life where every time i would take her somewhere nice which only happened
like three times because i just couldn't get over how much she changed her face when i would
take her to decent things and it annoyed this shit out of me like it really really
really bothered me. She had to just be bad at makeup.
It was awful, but she was beautiful and it was fine when we weren't doing those things.
I was like, this girl looks great. I like this that we do, like the day thing.
But then when we go to like a concert and like you're, I can just, my shirt is destroyed.
I would wear shit clothing every time I was around her. I'm just going to throw this out anyway.
You had to put a bibble. Dude, it's I in my sheets. I was like, everything is just destroyed.
It's, it's more disrespectful to the other guys that she's not with. I can't stand hugging
a chick. I have no bit of relationship with no nothing. And now I have makeup on my shirt.
See, a real baddie that I don't like. She give you the double cheek kiss. Or the side thing.
Like I don't, when I'm wearing makeup, I don't lay my head on you guys his chest. I know better.
Just give me a head nod from across the home. I see you. A little salute. But I feel him though.
Because like I, there is no good way to say this to a girl. There is no good way to say this to a girl. Some guys like when their women are all dolled up. I'm not one of those guys. I prefer like the natural look. Even if there is something there, I prefer to,
like, you know, where it's like, oh, is there?
Who cares? But I don't know, man, that sucks.
Like, to Demaris's point, if that's her girl, that's what she does, you got to live with it.
If that's how you met her, if that's how you, and I say that with a lot of things in relationships,
if you met this person like this or I don't even want to just say met within the first three dates,
if this is what they were doing, because obviously when a girl goes on her date,
that's usually when she puts on the most makeup because she wants to look the best.
Yeah. So unless she's like a true baddie, then she knows to do the light, almost real, real light
makeup so that he'd think that you look good without makeup. Whatever.
Anyway, long story short,
seems like she's been doing this for a while.
You're in a relationship with her.
So people shouldn't grow and change within relationships.
Growing, that's not growing.
However you meet them is just how they should be from.
That's not growing, Roy.
It's not you asking her to be better at communication.
Like, it's not growing.
You met a girl.
I'm communicating that I hate what you do with your face.
Okay, so then you shouldn't have gotten to a relationship with her.
That's honestly, the reason why I stopped talking to that girl is because of the extent
at which she would do her make.
Why are you just, why do you just, but how do you say that to someone?
I mean, if it's a girl, if it's a girl, I would, if it's a girl, I would, if you don't like the way your girl does her makeup, yeah, she wasn't, then, you know, pay for her to do like a dark like I don't know, burnt red lips. I'm like, what are you doing? Oh, she said, like, relationships have rules, right? Maybe every face she does has to be a one makeup wipe, clean up. Like, it gets to two. It's never one. You're going to like, there's never, there's no such thing as a one makeup wipe. Actually, you shouldn't even be cleaning your face with makeup wipes because it doesn't really clean your face. You need a oil. You need a oil. You need a, it's never. There's never, there's no such thing as a one makeup wipe. Actually, because it doesn't it doesn't. You need a hair. You need a hair. You need a face. You need a
oil cleanser or your regular cleanser.
I thought, isn't there oil cleansing makeup wipes?
They have makeup wipes that have oil on them, but you need an oil cleanser that you can
rub into your face to strip that stuff off.
Makeup is very, will really clog your pores.
But yeah, sir, I honestly, if that's your, how long y'all been together?
Because if y'all been together over a year, I can understand you sitting and having a conversation,
but nowhere throughout this.
That's what did he was doing with all the baby oil.
For removing makeup.
Yeah, need to remove the makeup.
Yeah, that checks out.
I think that's what his mom was saying in that statement.
Yeah, absolutely. See?
I knew he was a good guy.
You're removing makeup off men's booty holes.
Come on, man.
See, why you gotta...
Why you gotta go there?
That's where he went.
He went in there.
But why you got to go there behind him, though?
Oh, wow.
See what I'm saying?
Just chill.
Yeah, if he left up a bridge, you're gonna follow him?
No, not any.
Make of wives don't take bleach off.
Do we have another voicemail?
Thank you, Roy.
Appreciate it.
Thank you.
Yeah.
Here you go.
I wish we had more advice for that guy.
I really have no answer.
Yeah.
Like, yeah, you're in a tough position.
You can't say that to women.
It sucks.
But next one.
Rory, Ma, what's up?
Demaris, Julian.
Hey.
I kind of just have like a life situation that I want feedback on.
I'm 26 years old.
My parents are 46, 47.
And pretty much I just found out recently that I'm pregnant.
Sweat.
I've been with my boyfriend.
boyfriend for going on like four, five years. So we've been together for a while and it's just like
a little weird because my parents literally love our relationship. They love him. We have our own
house. We have two dogs. He already has a son. So I'm a stepmom. So it's kind of just like I already
kind of like live my happy little life. And I don't really ask my parents for anything.
Like, of course they still do for me.
I'm their kid.
Like, I'm my dad's only child.
So there's always stuff that he's, like, going to do.
But when it comes to, like, me being pregnant, this seems to be, like, such a big thing.
And neither of my parents are happy or upset.
It's weird.
And I feel like at this age, I know you guys are older than me, but, like, to think about
it if you guys could go back
like or even at the age
and she there's hold on
and my thing is just like at your age
like what would you do or how
would you feel if you could go back
and be pregnant or
expecting a child as a man
at this age like
I don't know I kind of
just feel like my parents
are
conflicted because I'm old enough
but I'm not
old enough if they're
That makes sense.
Like my best friend has three daughters and she's just turning 25.
So like in my eyes, I feel old.
I feel like I didn't do that fucking bad.
Like who has, who doesn't have kids?
Like, I mean, outside of mall, I feel like everybody has kids.
So it's not like a, like Demerish, you're not there yet.
Julian, you'll get there.
Like, it is what it is.
I just feel like everybody has kids.
Everybody knows somebody that has kids.
So it's just like it's not the.
end of the world. I understand like life is expensive, but like I'll freaking live. Like it's not,
I don't know. I don't really understand the big like deal. She doesn't understand the big deal with
raising a family. And her parents don't seem too excited or really seem to care at all about her and her
man having a kid. Okay. But if you look at the situation they're in, they've been together for almost
five years, they have a house together, like, they're planning their future together. So why would
a kid be that crazy? That would, I think, be the eventual goal for someone that has stayed with
someone for five years, got a house together, everything, like, what's wrong that she got pregnant?
If people are making it seem that way, if the people in her life are making it seem that way,
and this is just assumptions, I don't know the girl, congratulations are your pregnancy.
I hope it's a healthy one. The only thing I can think is that the people in her life might not think
that she's mature enough or that he's mature enough to handle this.
It might not be an age thing because 26 isn't too old to have a baby.
I mean, too young to have a baby.
It might just be a they feel like you're not emotionally or mentally mature enough.
They might not feel like you're ready.
And they don't know how to say that.
Well, I mean, we don't know his relationship with his other child, but he has a kid.
I was talking mainly about her.
It may be something to do with the stepmom thing.
Maybe that baby, why the father is like,
I don't know, man.
But she said that her parents love him and love their relationship.
Like they lived together.
This isn't like just like some dude she was talking to when she got pregnant.
Family likes him.
They've been together five years, have a house, two dogs.
They're already a family.
This is, yeah, for the long haul, like, and says she loves her little family with being a stepmother too.
Like, adding a year.
Yeah.
You gotta just not care about what your family think, man.
If that's what you want and you're happy, that's all you need sometimes.
It's just your happiness.
your peace of mind.
If you and him are together,
and like you said,
you already have your own family house.
He has a kid already.
You've already accepted the stepmom title
and stepmom role.
Two dogs.
Like, y'all got your own life going, man.
Sometimes family just not going,
you know, they're not going to approve all the time.
It's okay.
But that doesn't mean that your home should be interrupted
and you should not be happy during this pregnancy.
And she spoke highly of her family,
even though she said they weren't thrilled or anything.
Yeah.
Did speak highly of them.
The moment they see their grandchild, they'll be on board.
Yeah.
Like, you'll be okay.
I think you're probably just overthinking it because you thought they may have came to you with a more amazing reaction.
Yeah.
Like screamed.
Like, oh, my God.
Yeah, they're probably nervous for you.
Like, 26 these days is young.
Is young.
Is young when it comes to having kids.
So.
In certain.
But if you were in a bad situation, I would.
understand, but you seem to already have the long home.
Be happy with your little family, your circle.
And, you know, the family will catch on.
Once the baby comes, your father will be extremely a different person.
Your mother will be too.
Once the grandchild is there, they'll accept it and be happy again.
But right now, you know, just focus on having a healthy, happy pregnancy.
And your family, they'll catch up.
Well, when you go to have a baby, your parents are probably going to scream.
Right.
Yeah.
Yeah.
My dad, he'd probably say something inappropriate, but.
What?
I know your shit's worked.
Yeah, that's my dad.
Dick still works, son.
What?
Dicks be working.
What?
What?
What?
What?
What?
My dad does the opposite, still inappropriate, but the opposite, reminds me that his
dick still works.
Yeah, yeah.
Like, yo, you want me good, son?
Yeah.
Like, just let you do, like, my shit still.
I'm like, all right, man.
I didn't need to know that.
like he just he's just like you know what's up
I'd be waking up fully
like I'm like that I don't fucking
he'd be sleeping in my bed at your house though
talking about some of his dick
he waking up with his dick hard
like come on Jake
he hit on you when he was high off shrooms
oh yeah I don't think you should have
he pulled repeated that but
what he showed up to my crib
he went to the movies by himself on shrooms
gangster
we were taking shots of Casamigo
A different level of life
When you go to the movies
By Yourself on Shrooms
That means you don't fuck
And then you drove
You don't fuck with nobody
And then you drove
He don't fuck
Your dad don't fuck with nobody
He don't like nobody
He came back to the crib
And drank with me in Maris
Yeah I mean
I still got a lit one up too
A shrooms
Alcohol and weed
I was like yo you
And your dick work
Now he had to put me to the math
Because my dick wouldn't work
Now with alcohol
Either one of us
And Shrooms together
That's an American right there
When I was younger, I don't even know if my dad remembers this is the shit that sticks with me.
Someone was asking my dad.
He's like, wow, like four boys.
Like that's a lot of men, like a household of men.
My dad's like, shit, I don't spit that girl shit.
Exactly what he said.
Referring to having four boys.
That's the old school.
I don't spit that girl shit.
How beautiful and misogynistic.
Yeah.
It's black magic.
So what does he think about his father-in-law?
I just don't get like, I was like, where is it?
Somebody needs to spit that girl shit.
So short-sighted because obviously one of my brothers has a daughter.
My niece,
Ted's her birthday.
Oh,
Happy birthday,
Mallee,
yeah,
she turned 11 today.
But that's not got nothing to do with your dad, though.
He's looking at your brother like,
pussy.
Like,
Antonio has two twin boys,
though.
He's twin boys.
So that,
that,
it was for a while,
it was looking like his theory was panning out.
And then my brother,
yeah,
has my,
my,
my only,
the only woman,
the only niece in our family.
Oh,
poor baby.
You guys both have twins in your family.
Oh,
my God.
That would fucking terrify me.
twins run rampant in my family.
They don't run in our family.
That was, like, it's insane how many twins are in my family.
I want twins so bad.
That's why I was sleeping with a man whose twins were in his family for so long because
I want twins so bad.
You can just pay for them.
You got twins money in this fucking economy?
Were you actively asking him to, like, not pull out or we're just hoping he'd slip
up one day?
Yeah, what was the goal there?
We've had, me and him had had those conversations.
Shout out to him, had those conversations before.
But, yeah, I wanted twins bad.
He knew I wanted to do.
He was an identical twin?
No, he wasn't a twin.
Twins ran his family.
It skipped him, but yeah, he, yeah.
I thought he was carrying.
Yeah.
I think twins wouldn't scare me now,
based off at least having, like, a crash course for the last 18 months.
If Kia was spreading with twins the first time, I would, I'd be terrified.
Like, I'd be genuinely scared.
Two kids out the gate is.
I feel like you're scared now, though.
Having a twin sister is a key code, though.
Like, for me, growing up,
That shit is a cheat code.
Like, imagine having a twin sister
and y'all go to school together.
Do you realize I knew everything
about every bad bitch in my school?
I was looking more from the parenting side.
No, I'm just saying it.
I'm just saying like, just thinking about when you say twins,
like it's a cheat code going, like,
being in high school with a twin sister.
Like, and then not only that,
you got on the weekends,
if one of the pretty girls spent a night,
are you kidding me?
And y'all shared a room, right?
That shit was a cheat code.
just beating off.
Wait, you shared a room
with your twin sister?
Yeah, growing up,
yeah, we shared a room.
In high school?
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Oh, you lucked out
with the sleep over.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
You didn't do sleep.
You're not hosting at that.
You can't.
No, but at that time,
it would be like,
I would be in the living room.
Like, you know what I'm saying?
Like, if it's my sister had, like,
friends over.
Brick up.
They would have the room
and I would go like.
It's gone through puberty.
But it's not,
that's not, that shit is tough though.
On the couch.
That shit is tough though.
because then now you got the cute girl from school
that you kind of like, like.
And she's like, your sneakers funky.
First of all, it was never funky.
But she, she knows, she's like your home swag.
It's like she see you when you wake up on the wake up.
Ugly.
Yeah, she just see you.
It's like, she's just seeing you eating your cereal, watch the TV.
It's like.
Breath humming.
This is a chick that every nigga in my school like.
And she's like sleeping in the room with my sister right now.
How much of a difference with a teenage boy is there
wake up versus the middle of the day?
What you mean?
Kiar crusty, no matter what?
Was there that much of a different?
of your wake up versus like if she saw you at lunchtime
you gotta leave the door open.
We're all pretty disgusting.
Leave the door open when you shower
than when you jump out.
They're like,
oh, no, I wasn't doing that.
See what I'm saying?
You see how fast you end up at the podium?
That's why you would have been at the podium.
First of all, he's a teenager in his mother's house
and you're saying he should.
No, you just open it at the last minute.
Have you met his mother?
Word.
No.
You should.
She ain't playing for none of that shit.
My mom's ain't going for none of that.
I didn't go off of that.
But it was just fun, though.
I would be terrified with.
You hear shit in school during the day.
I might have met mom.
And then you get home when you're talking to your sister,
and she's giving you like the woman's perspective of it,
of the shit that's going on in the school.
You're like, oh, okay.
So she fucking with him and him.
See, your sister wasn't a girl's girl.
Nah, she was, but she, come on her twin.
She got to tell me.
Now, she knew I wasn't going to spill it.
Like, she knew I wasn't that type of brother.
Like, I'm not going to go back to the school and be like,
nah, yo, she gave me the rundown.
Nah, she really, it was never that.
But she had to tell me what was going on.
But it was interesting because if I give her my perspective on what the guys are saying that was going on,
and then she's like, what?
Like, that's not even what happened.
Now she gives me the girl's perspective.
And I'm sitting there like, it's crazy how we in the same school all day, the same building.
Two completely different lives.
Two totally different experiences.
Yep.
Two totally different.
Like my experience in high school and my sister's experience totally different and we was in the same building.
Like it's, but I knew about it.
in real time because we having these conversations at home.
And she's telling me what's going on, what's happening,
what girl like who, da-da-da-da-da.
I ain't gonna lie.
One time I did some whack shit and I helped one of my homies,
like, I knew a girl liked him.
And my sister told me not to tell nothing.
And I kind of told him, I was like,
yo, I ain't gonna lie.
She kind of, I think she might be feeling.
But I mean, I'm not.
I said a screen for him to get a shot off.
I set a screen.
How did work out are they married now?
I don't think that's whack.
But it's whack because I told my sister I wasn't going to say nothing.
Oh, yeah.
That's why it's whack.
It's not whack what I did, but the fact that, huh?
Did he beat?
Well, they dated.
I'm not, you know, I don't know if they had sex, but they definitely dated after that.
But I definitely, like, went and told him like, yo, she might be feeling you kid.
I don't know.
I miss the.
I would pay money to go back.
Introduce love.
Like, it wasn't.
I don't know if it was love.
It was only in the 10th grade.
I don't know if that's love, but, you know.
Yeah.
That's feeling of finding out the boy that you like, like you back.
Oh.
Nah, but then it's worse when.
You be talking to your sister like about a girl you like
and then she know that girl don't like you.
Oh, that's got to be rough.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
I had a few of those.
I'm like, nah, she ain't.
I wore the Jays yesterday.
I'm like, yo, she ain't biting.
My sister like, nah.
She ain't fucking with you.
At least you listen to your sister.
Because I had the home boys or I'd be like,
you can't fuck her here.
What you mean?
I'm telling you.
I'm sitting up here like every time this girl sees you like,
she tells me like this nigga is the most disgusting
nigga in the world.
Why do you hang out with him?
And you over here like,
You think your friend can't get fucked.
Your friend could get fucked.
I hate when niggas do that.
Man, my sister.
I'm like, if you can fuck my friend, I'll tell you like, oh, I'll throw you to
Allie if she like you, but if I tell you you can't fuck my friend, just listen to me.
Never threw me, Ali, not one friend.
You fucked out my friends already.
Oh, my bad.
Damn, I'm sorry.
That's gang-st, that's what you're supposed to.
Wear my jersey at?
Take it to the hole, goat.
Where the jersey at?
Did your sister ever get mad when you fucked one of her friends?
Yeah.
She couldn't do that.
She couldn't do nothing.
about that stuff. She couldn't stop that
from happening. Like, it was going
down. And knowing your sister, I know she was tight.
Oh my God. She was going down. And I know
she was aggravated with Shurdy too. Because bitch,
why the fuck would you fuck him? Yeah, man.
It was bad. It was bad.
I used to be. I, it was, oh, it was bad.
But I mean, you know, that's part of it. I think that's part of growing up.
You got to go through that whole time where you
kissing and have. Now, one thing I did love is my sister.
She helped me avoid a few potholes, though.
That's helpful that.
It was some girls I like.
She was like,
She was like, I got gym class with her.
She's funky.
Oh!
I'm like, word?
Like, she's mad cute.
She's like, she don't wash.
My sister used to give it up.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
She used to let, she's like, nigga, she's cute, cute girl, but I got gym with her in the locker room.
I'm with her.
She don't, I was like, what?
Yes, nigger, trust me.
I'm like, all right.
So she must definitely help me avoid a few, a few potholes, man, for sure.
But a couple of them shits I did 45 miles over the pile.
I didn't give a fuck.
Sometimes if you go fast enough, though
Yeah, it's not a good
You don't really
Yeah, it don't really
No one sees it
No one needs to know about
Right, right
Tires work fine
From that cloth
Yeah, come on
And that's how I know
To the grave
I've had so many
Female friends
Like tell me every red
Red flag about a girl
Everything that should make me
Not want to fuck with her
I'll be all right
Yeah
No, you won't
I go beat
Fuck it
Throw all the color flags you want
Can't do it
He runs toward her
He love a color flag
That shit
Flying like that
LGBTQ flag.
Roy, I'll be right there.
You're actually making me like her more.
Yeah.
I love a woman with personal.
Yeah, mommy issues and daddy issues.
Oh, those are the ones I love.
I've never seen Mov on a flag.
She doesn't know her father?
Oh, man.
What chicken out Tuesday?
She might key my 1993 Chevy Malibu.
Yeah.
Come on in.
Oh, God.
Do you guys ever do that or have that happen to you,
key a car or get your shit fucked with?
Never.
I blew out a couple tires in my day.
Fuck.
You blew up tires?
You, wait, you did that?
Y'all.
Some kids were fucking with my brother.
No.
I thought she were like, I was like, girl.
Hell no.
I'm about say, yo, are you kidding me?
You're supposed to keep that forever.
Don't ever let nobody know that.
No, that's corny as far.
Yo.
So the rival.
Knife at a girl's tie.
Yeah, then he gave us the, like, he's sewing aside.
He did it.
I'm like, that's not.
It was guys.
It was guys.
And then with the conference like, she should have known.
Like, yo, so girls are?
Put you a heart in this up.
Yeah, like, what the fuck is that?
Sprayed my cologne on it?
You can't do that.
That's crazy.
No, no.
It was like, it was,
It was racist shit from the neighboring
So if it's other boys
I just fuck their mobile up. Fuck them.
I mean racist in La Crosse. Do you know a spray perfume
trick? No, but I just thought it out
on the spot. I got mad at a nigga one time.
I went back to him so what was the point. I got mad at
a nigga one time. I went back to him. I'm glad you spread that.
I got mad at him. And I didn't want to see him
and I didn't want to talk to him. So I mailed like all his clothes
that I had his. I mailed them to him.
But I like sprayed
my perfume on them before I mailed them.
And I think
yeah, I think I like accidentally. No, yeah. I
spray my perfume on everything before I mailed it back to him.
What you mean you accidentally got back with him?
Yo, accidentally getting back with him.
Yo, man, y'all be like Damaris say anything over there, man.
I accidentally got, what are you talking about accidentally?
Offset accidentally went to that club.
He didn't know she was hosting.
Accidentally had sex eight months pregnant.
I'm just saying, why y'all got demarital?
You never accidentally like got with somebody.
You accidentally ended back up in some shit.
You ain't had no business.
I'd accidentally fuck the girl.
Don't do that.
Accidentally.
I accidentally did what?
ended up with some shit you ain't had no business with
that you said you was done.
I said it was an accident.
There wasn't an accident about it.
I got horny.
I'm like,
fuck it, man.
That shit good.
I got,
I'm calling her.
Put my pride to the side.
There wasn't no accident.
I'm right.
Her name in my phone.
It's not my fault.
We both happened to be at last lap.
Yeah.
That's not an accident.
No,
I've gone to spin,
like,
I've gone to like leave the block
and it fucked around.
I didn't know it was one way.
I had to turn around spin it.
I didn't know.
I didn't know.
The marriage is lying.
Sometimes they don't make those signs like
Yeah, like you don't know so you get to the end of the shit
It's a cul-de-sac.
It's a dead-out.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
It's one of those lollipop streets.
Mm-hmm.
First of all, a cul-de-sac being a one-way is impossible.
It's the opposite of a cold-a-sac.
Oh, bad.
A cold-a-sac can't be a one-way.
What does Bill Belichick nasty-ass doing, man?
We're wearing Taylor Swift merch.
He's living his best life.
He's living his best life.
Look at him.
And then tuck it.
That 23-year-old is sucking the life out that day.
literally. Do you think he can get hard?
What, what pill is he? He's he on Blue Chew?
How old is Bill Belichick? He's like 73.
He's not that old. He's 73.
I think he's at his 70s.
I would have said like mid-60s or something.
72.
Okay. She's 23.
All right, Bill. That girl can't have a phone.
Nasty fuck.
That girl can not have a fuck.
I hate when y'all say that. I really do.
I mean, they're both consenting adults, but.
She can't have a father?
What the fuck does it?
She's just trying to blow him to his grave.
What?
Exactly.
What do you think?
What do you think you're going to be able to tell Mara when she's 23 years old?
You think I'm allowing Amara at 24 years old to date a 72?
I don't care how many fucking Super Bowl rings you have.
What are you going to tell her?
No.
What are you going to tell her as much as you want?
If your daughter is 24, dating a 72 year old, you failed as a father.
I agree with you.
I couldn't agree more.
Now, that I don't blame.
I don't, I'm not going to say that you're wrong on that.
But what I'm going to say is, but we've had the conversation where you're
You guys are like, you know, you can raise your kids the best way you can and they can
still go and do some wild shit.
You can raise your daughter.
You can give her everything in the world.
She can be amazing.
She could be smart.
And then she can look at you in your face and be like, Dad, this nigga is five deep breaths away
from the grave and I'm about to come up.
What you want me to do?
You want me to go date a broke, nigga right now?
I'm 23.
It's not like I'm about to find the love of my life right now.
Or you can go find somebody more your age demo that has a decent job and be happy to.
You can.
Or your success doesn't need to be based off the death.
of an old man. Or you can like get a career and like follow your dreams. I'm sure you can. But
maybe she doesn't want to. Who says she's not following her dreams that has a career? I've never
been in Nantucket, but I'm sure she's following her dream. I know exactly what dream she had.
We've seen this dream. She's dream chaser. It's called a dream deferred. She's a dream chaser.
She's chasing her dream. Right. I mean, look at Bill's Taylor Swift. He's with the times.
He's cool. He just started his own Instagram too. Look, she's doing good for him.
She's keeping them alive, you know.
Honestly, it takes a little spark plug to keep you up.
There's no way.
I don't care how crazy her head game is.
Bill Belichick does not have the patience to deal with.
He didn't have the patience to deal with Tom Brady.
You think he has the patience for a 23-year-old Taylor Swift fan?
That's sick.
That is crazy.
Look at Papa.
Let people be happy.
She's happy.
I know let people be happy.
That's nasty.
It is.
But she's happy.
He's happy.
He's happy.
She's smiling ear to ear in every photo.
Yeah, she's on vacation that she had to pay for.
Yeah, she went to, she went to fucking.
Yeah, they're out of the country in this photo.
On his credit card.
And maybe, maybe.
That's not Boston behind us.
We've had the conversation about older dudes.
Maybe he's teaching her some things.
Maybe he's putting her on a same game.
He's teaching her how to take her multivitivit.
He's teaching her the X and O's.
He's teaching how to take a multivitavit.
Y'all, I'm about to say, yeah, the nickel.
How important it is to take magnesium every day.
He's teaching her the nickel offense or something.
He's like, see here, the safety.
He's in a flat.
This is what we call a flat.
The safety's in.
This is when you want to check down and then go long.
She is cheesing in all these photos, though.
Yeah, she's cheesing.
Because young girls know how to take photos.
She's cheesing because she know that she probably in the will.
Damn.
This is dust.
Yeah, Bill.
Speaking of him.
Come on.
He looks like he's having a great time.
He's walking into heaven right.
You know, all right.
All right.
It's time to go.
Because he's 70.
Look at the links.
Walking into the light.
Look.
He's walking.
She's giving us.
She's leaving us breadcrumbs.
She's going to kill the greatest NFL coach of all time.
And then we're going to get a documentary about it and not picked up on the clues of how this young 23-year-old girl killed the greatest fucking head coach in football history.
Yeah.
But what a way to go out.
She's making pictures for his obituary.
That's a beautiful obituary picture.
It is weird seeing Bill in like real clothing, not in honor of football field.
these are some of the only photos
of him doing regular shit.
Yeah, we didn't even know.
Show that picture.
I didn't know.
Show that picture him on a golf course?
He was walking.
That looks like a meme like
that's the one they put in.
If you put sunrise 1937 sunset,
that's an obituary
that you get when you walk in.
She's giving us the fucking obituary
right in front of our eyes.
And we're like, oh, she's happy.
She's fucking, she's about to kill Bill.
Kill Bill.
What are we talking about?
Kill Bill.
She's about.
to kill Bill. The fuck are we talking about.
But if you have to go out, though,
he's 72. He probably doesn't even know
girls like girls yet. Like, this is
a whole new world. Nah, you see, you got Bill. You don't know
Bill. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know.
You don't know, but he's...
He's been around NFL players too many times
to not know that girls don't like girls. You kidding me?
Nah, Bill, I think, kept
to the office. Look, she's hiding behind a flower
pot, soil, dirt. She's pregnant.
Buried. Oh.
Look at him. Petting a goat. Look at him.
Petting himself.
taught himself it's right
I didn't know
I know they hung out
with Brady like that
you know you all
when you wear
long sleep buttoned up shirts
in the tropics
yeah
well he's also white
he probably doesn't want
to get burnt
like you
yeah but I just don't go outside
and I must suck
not being able to go outside
on vacation
yo Roy
I just stayed
I was telling you
that
that Las Vegas pool
palm tree
he didn't have in shade
he had the whole
towel over him
shorts
sunglasses I'm like
oh my God
look at my little amoeba
speaking of Bill though
Have you guys started the Aaron Hernandez?
Oh, I haven't yet.
No, you told me to start it.
I was watching them three episodes in.
Isn't it just all about like he did it all because he's gay?
Ryan Murphy's doing this one too?
Yep.
Yo, what's up with Ryan Murphy?
Can we have a talk about him next episode?
Yo, I'm happy to have the conversation.
We need to have a conversation about Ryan Murphy next episode.
All right, first of all, they did the same thing with his documentary on Netflix,
tried to like avoid that he probably had CTE and he was just angry because he was gay.
That's what they're doing in this series, too.
Really?
He has CTE.
stop saying he was so gay that he was just like oh i gotta murder someone gotta kill people yeah i'm living in the
closet i'm screaming for help you're avoiding him probably having one of the most severe cases of cTE ever
oh he just and on top of that he probably he's probably a piece okay to say somebody was a piece of shit
ryan murphy did the menendez brothers show too right yeah he did he also did domer and what really
popped his career american horror story he started that i'm watching the man he's a great resume
fucking incredible.
He said that
he is his fault.
He said the Menendez brothers
need to thank him.
They haven't gotten
this much attention in years.
Like he's the reason
that everybody knows their name.
Kim Kardashian even said
that they're innocent.
She said three of the guys.
Everybody Ben knew
about the Menendez brothers.
One of the biggest cases ever.
My thing about it is
I just, why is it so
why is the Menendez
like it's a good show?
I'm like a few episodes in.
But why does it have to be so
homo erotic?
Like why does it
that's my only,
Because one of them was gay.
Cool, but why does it...
And there's mad molestation in it.
Like, that's pretty homoerotic.
Yeah, but I just think it's a way to get that part of the story out without being so visual about it.
Well, I think even though I skipped through most of that fourth episode, I think they were trying to drive home the point of what those kids went through.
To understand why...
They had a gruesome murder scene in the first episode.
So how did we get here?
He was fucking sodomized and fucked in the ass.
have to drive it home. That's why I killed my parents. Like, even though I skipped through it,
I get it from a director-producer level. If we need to tell the story, let's tell it right.
These kids were thoroughly abused. So again, something I skipped over. I don't want to see
that shit with this. I didn't want to watch Aaron Hernandez beating off to gay porn on the second
episode. I thought that was a little excessive, but I didn't think the Menendez shit was too excessive.
It was a story. And what people will say is that
Why not just show me a gay porn, like, cassette tape?
Like, somebody found gay porn.
Then we get it.
Like, oh, he watches gay porn.
He ain't got to show me Aaron Hernandez jacking off the gay porn.
It's like, come on.
Not only that.
He was chatting with somebody.
But I don't have those same complaints with straight sex in movies.
Yes, I do.
I hate when this shit is too much.
I'm like, oh, come on, fan.
It was a movie.
It was a show we talked about.
Euphoria.
Yeah.
No, it was gay shit.
It was dicks, though.
You didn't want to see Dix in Euphoria.
You ain't care about seeing shorty tities.
Well, they are heavy.
Well, Tities are.
One's going to not want to see TV.
Even with insecure, there was people that were saying, like,
all right, you guys are doing like a lot of sex here.
Exactly.
I think it was power, too.
Power was a lot.
Power was a lot.
Power started it.
We've spoken about, when it's too much, it's just too much sex period.
It's like, yo, come on.
Fam, this shows, you know, this shows in the UK that come on regular television.
Like, you just plug your TV in where they are butt naked dating each other.
Oh, I saw those.
I saw, oh, yeah, yeah.
They were like fucking, fucking, like, fucking, I'm like, TV.
I'm talking regular TV.
This is a kid can just turn it and it's on.
Like they're just naked.
That's not crazy.
Yeah, because I mean power, for example, like that late night TV,
kids shouldn't be watching it.
It was at its right time.
But even like when Lorenz Tate became the mayor
and his first sex scene, I was like, this is porn.
I'm watching porn on Showtime.
Thank you for the nostalgic shit because you guys used to show porn,
but I don't need it in this show.
I get it.
I'm never complaining about Lorenz Tate.
It brought nothing to the storyline.
whatsoever.
Yeah, I think overly sexual shows
are kind of unnecessary.
Sex sells.
At least, like, Euphoria did a lot of that,
but it had to do with a storyline
and everything that was going on.
Power, they was just fucking.
They was fucking.
Yeah, that's different.
Some good sex scenes, though.
Great sex.
Do you guys agree with Kim Kardashian's post
about it's time to free the Menendez brothers?
Um,
I don't know.
You think she'd like to have them hang around her kids, just not Kanye?
Julian, some things don't need to be seen.
It's weird.
Like, I'm glad the Menendez brothers are getting their just due with the public now,
thanks to Ryan Murphy and Kim Kardashian.
They clearly went through something.
Yes, they did.
Like, make that very clear.
They were abused.
They were sexually abused.
But I'm also, like, pardon the conservative in me,
why no one really cared about the Menendez brothers in this 30 years,
is because they fucking brutally murdered their parents
like their parents that were raping them though right
but the father was allegedly doing that
and the mother covered it up
I get it I get it
but to then be like yo we should free people
where do we draw the line
was that not hold on because I will say I will say
I'm on the side of
if you kill somebody that's sexually abusing you
three the guys
fact if somebody is molesting you
somebody raped you and you see them again
and somewhere down the road
in life.
No.
You decide you want to kill them?
I kept going to church every Sunday.
Three of the guys.
I'm with that.
I'm with killing sexual abusers.
You rape somebody, you molest somebody, you need to die.
I agree.
That's where I'm at.
That's true, yes.
So I understand what Kim is saying, you know, listen, we know their story.
And they've also been, they've done some years.
They've done time in prison.
Yeah, they've been in there.
We understand that.
We understand that.
So I see where Kim is going because it's hard for me to say, nah, because again,
they were sexually abused.
They're saying the mom covered it up.
She knew all the years.
I don't know.
You know what I mean?
That was family business.
I don't know if that part of the story is true.
But I definitely feel like the father should have died.
If he was the one that was molesting him and...
Nasty fuck.
Kill him again.
You know what I'm saying?
Like, I'm on that side.
The mother is the part I'm kind of like,
I don't know if that was just a casualty because it was like witnesses.
You ain't want her to, you know what I mean?
She would have told on y'all.
So that's what I'm kind of shaky about the mother part of it.
Like, I don't know if y'all were supposed to kill moms, though.
But I don't know.
But if y'all saying she knew and she covered it up and she did...
I think somebody that is being sexually abused kills their abuser.
I'm with them all the way.
Three to guys.
But there's a lot of gray area in this case.
And this is not going to come across of not believing victims whatsoever.
I do believe them.
When it comes to the court, even though I don't really agree with our judicial system that
much, there is some good in our judicial system.
You have to prove it.
Yeah.
So if they were proven to brutally murder their fucking parents the way they did,
hearsay can't excuse it.
Okay, that's fair.
I believe them on a moral side, yeah.
Fuck that guy.
I don't know if moms, because moms also, with an abusive father like that,
you don't know how terrified your mother was either.
Yeah.
If he's capable of raping his own sons, who knows what the fuck he was doing a mom.
So you did murder your mother, even though she was complicit,
you don't know why she was complicit in the entire thing.
I would have went another way.
I would have tried to get moms in on it.
I would have sat moms down like listening.
Like gave her the shoddy?
But if she's who they're saying she was, then she would told him.
Yeah.
Yeah.
So I'm saying, we don't know.
And respectfully, like, just like as a woman, like, and second of all, you're a parent.
It don't matter.
You die about tomorrow.
Kill everybody that touches a kid.
I'm fine with that.
So I don't want to hear, like, so I want to carefully word this when people are
victims, I'm never ever victim blaming.
But when you made the decision
to have children, when
you made the decision to have children,
you being
a victim, your children are supposed to come
first. So if there was any
inkling that you had that
this man was touching your children,
you should have died trying to save your children.
I don't give a fuck.
Again, it's
it's speculation of how much she really
knew from the entire,
it's so much gray area.
that I see why the court system was like, yeah, all right, but the evidence we do have is
you guys admitting to murdering your parents.
I'm not saying it's right, but to then just free them makes the court system like,
at what point now hearsay can get any of us out?
So it's only hearsay.
There's nothing else.
Not really.
No, because this is why I'm stuck on this because they said like that sexual evidence was
circumstantial. I'm confused because we obviously the story is told from their perspective.
We only see these journey through the lens of the brothers, never the parents, right? So even when
the parents are speaking and even when they're interacting with each other is through the lens
of what they believe that they, how they would act. The only shot that we see that's from the
parent's perspective is at the end, the very last scene in the whole fucking show, spoiler,
they're on the boat is when they did the fishing trip. And we see the parents talking to each other
about the boys who are on the other side of the boat.
Remember, earlier in the series,
we see that scene and the boys like,
they're going to kill us, they're going to do all the.
Yeah.
The parents are sitting at the end of the boy,
like, why don't they come over here?
Like, what is going on?
Like, why are they being so weird?
They're like, ah, whatever.
Like, that's just how they are.
So for the first time, we're seeing the parents give us their opinion,
their, like, take about how the whole situation was playing out,
which doesn't all agree or match up with at all what the boys have been saying.
But the, so that I'm like, did the sex thing?
And if it happened, have, whatever, didn't it?
did that ever happen or because there was also they were reading literature saying like how to pretty
much get off blame sexual assault that's your that's your golden ticket out of these situations if you
were if you were if it was self-defense and you were sexually assaulted this is how you can get off
they were reading stuff like that they were studying other cases that like mirrored what they were
going through like they were smart yeah my dick had from saying like they're not i don't fucking
believe them they're sociopaths and and that's my thing with this whole case it's too much
gray area to be like, yo, let's let them out after brutally murdering two people.
It's way too much gray.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of somebody that has been a victim of this exact crime, I don't think there's enough there
to just be like, oh, yeah, free them.
It's too much gray area.
Like, it's way too much gray area.
But I'm still on the side of anyone that touches the kid, murder them, kill them.
It was sentenced to life?
Yeah.
Yeah.
Of course.
Double homicide.
But they did 30?
30 now, yeah.
This is like 92, 3.
So life is usually like 40 years or something like that.
When you're like sentenced to life, like you usually...
It's usually like your life.
Yeah.
Nah, but you're sentenced to life.
That doesn't mean you serve life.
That's true.
It's people that have had life sentences.
Well, some people get 50 to life, 30 to life.
Like, so this is what I'm saying.
I think they were life without parole.
Yeah, I think based off...
Life in prison without the possibility of people.
Yeah, both of them.
Both of them.
Yeah, there was a fucking...
They shot her dad's house.
Double homicide.
I think it was the conspiracy to murder too.
Yeah, that's what really, yeah, that's what really, like, it's like, oh, yeah, you see y'all, y'all, y'all knew y'all.
Now, if it was just, you walked in a room and he was trying to have sex with your brother and you just was like, now fuck that and killed him, that's a little different.
But when y'all, y'all plan it, and y'all know when y'all are going to do it, it's like, oh, okay, y'all are pieces of shit.
I get it, I understand.
They're 56 and 53 now.
Well, so, okay, so when we say here, say, right, because I'm looking at some of the evidence from the case or whatever, because there's a new letter that's come out that was dated from 1988, which was December 1988, 2008, about eight months before the crime.
A year before the deal.
Yeah, the letter reads in part, I've been trying to avoid dad.
It's still happening.
A-da-da.
From to his cousin, Andy, who Andy also came and testified at the trials instead of at age 13, yada-a-a-a.
So, I mean, yes, that-
His dad definitely did that nasty-ass shit.
I'm just, it's just so much great area of who's word against whose.
Like there's a point in the show to where Lyle, the older brother, who is the more, you know,
a brute of the couple was bringing in people and calling them through the jail phone.
Like they were coming in doing visiting hours and he was telling them to like accuse their dad of like,
he tried to touch you, right? And they're like, what are you talking about? He goes, just say when
you get on the stand that he tried to fuck you. Like he was trying to like, I get it. If there's
some truth to that with these letters, I get it. But,
he's also like painting this bigger picture that didn't exist.
The older brother was very manipulative, took advantage of his little brother as well.
Yeah, Lyell's a piece of shit.
Fuck him and his wig.
I feel for the younger brother especially, but I mean, good series.
Yeah, it was good.
You guys have to watch the Aaron Hernandez shit tonight, please, so we can come back.
A new episode comes out today, if you're listening to this pod.
It comes out on Tuesdays.
you guys have to watch it.
I started laughing at times
I shouldn't have been laughing.
The Aaron Hernandez one?
It's like one of those really
good but bad series.
And I was just sitting there
trying to see who they were going to cast
as Bill Belichick and Robert Kraft,
which is hilarious.
I can't wait until they get to Brady.
Oh, God.
Like, who do they have as grunk?
I gotta know.
Who do they have as,
oh no, Moss wasn't there at that time.
Yeah.
Yeah, it was.
Yeah, Moss.
I love there.
You guys see the video,
the clips going viral.
You know, actors.
I watched.
Actors are not athletic.
That's his 40.
That was his 4-4-40.
That was his 4-4-40.
Like, ooh, damn, this guy's a beast.
Actors are so unathletic.
Absolutely nailed the explosiveness.
There was one where he was running a route.
Oh, the route, yeah.
From DJ to Aaron, this is such a bad route.
Aaron is about to come out of his grave.
Look at this route.
Look at the motherfuckers.
Whoa.
Look at the cut they make when the ball comes down.
And how excited they are.
Dude, he's a beast.
What?
What is that?
Yo, Coach Myers, just everything,
Tim Tebow,
whoever they cast it for Tim Tebow was hilarious.
All of it is just funny.
Like, I shouldn't have been laughing through most of it,
but I was thoroughly entertained.
I'm not here to shit on it.
I'm encouraging people to watch it so they can laugh with me.
Yeah, I'm definitely watch it.
I loved all three episodes.
Yeah, I'm going to watch it.
It's only three episodes?
The fourth one comes out this week.
Doing it weekly.
Oh, weekly.
Okay.
So I'll catch up to it.
All right, cool.
That's Bill right there.
That's actually not a bad casting.
Oh, that's Robert Kraft.
Also, not bad casting.
That's how Robert Kraft looked.
Yeah, they said that whole scene about should they draft him or not.
I saw that clip that was going around.
It was like, yeah, fuck it.
It was Bill just draft him.
Which is probably what happened.
Yeah.
We'll straighten him out.
We'll straighten him out.
That's literally.
That's exactly.
I got to get back to my 23 years.
Well, she was probably six when this the word.
No, she wasn't alive, right?
This was, it was too big.
Oh, yeah, no, sorry.
Talking about.
How fucking old do you think Aaron Hernandez was?
This was in the Bledso era.
But yeah, it's very funny.
I cannot wait to see the rest of the Patriots team that they cast.
Do you know?
Edge of my seat.
Do you guys know if his like baby mother and like kid get money from this?
Like I just feel like so many people kind of like rape this story.
I've seen a hundred different documentaries about it.
There's a show about it now.
The theory of why he killed himself,
why he put at the end of a suicide note,
you're rich now,
or something along those lines,
was he thought he found a loophole
where the Patriot had to honor his contract
because he still had an appeal.
If you get convicted of a crime like that,
your contract is ripped up.
We don't owe you any money.
But he still had appeals left,
which meant that that would keep that money in limbo.
And if he killed himself,
you become in the,
state of Massachusetts, an innocent man.
Because you were never fully convicted and exhausted all your appeals.
Damn, he was good.
So technically in Massachusetts, you would be an innocent man if you died.
Yeah.
So he killed himself thinking that his daughter and wife would get that contract.
Also short-sided outside of the suicide part.
If you think Robert Kraft doesn't have the lawyers to get through that,
Robert Kraft is not giving your family a fucking dime at all.
So that's not going to happen.
but that's the theory on why he killed himself
to make sure his wife and daughter
because he knew he was going to exhaust his appeals
like he was guilty of all that shit
wasn't going to happen so if he stayed alive
his family would get no money
but even after killing himself
they still haven't gotten a dime
I think she dating some dude in the mob right now
what I'm saying is are they getting money from these
from these docket like
I don't know do that's what I'm saying
like if my husband dies
do you have to come to me to get the rights
to make a movie about him
I mean, it depends if you own certain life rights.
Like, yeah, it depends.
Because I know, like, for example, if you want to make a movie about Whitney Houston,
you have to go to the people who own the rights to her story.
Same thing with Alia.
Same thing with all those things.
So that's why I was wondering, like, is she making any money from people
raping this fucking story to death?
Sorry for my bad choice of words.
I mean, as long as they're not putting her name in the story.
She's a whole, she's been the main focus of the first three episodes.
They met in high school.
She's in episode one minute one.
And even if she isn't in it, so fucking what?
Like, that's my, this is my husband.
This is my child's father.
Like, I should have a say on whether y'all keep fucking making movies about his life
that are being advertised and my kid has to grow up, keep seeing this shit over and over again.
I get it.
I get it, but probably not.
She probably ain't getting paid for another thing.
Yeah, I doubt she is.
Which is fucked up.
I agree.
I think she should.
Because the story is public information, right?
The case.
Yeah.
Oh, Pete is saying the son of Sam Law where you can't profit or.
the crimes that you do.
When Son of Sam was trying to write a book,
David Berkowitz,
never mind.
Wrong day.
They changed the law where you can't profit
off the crimes that you do from jail
because he was trying to sell his life story.
Yeah, I don't know if it applies in this situation,
but more so I would have to say,
the first thing I noticed was
how much they use accurate,
like Patriots jerseys,
the logos, everything.
Robert Kraft definitely eating off.
There's no way he cleared everything.
It's not like certain shows
where they'll make up the team.
Like it's the fucking New England
what's the guy that said the British are coming?
Paul Revere.
Yeah, it's not like the New England Paul Revere's.
Like they didn't make up like any given Sunday
when they made up like a completely different team.
They're like, yo, the Paul Revereux.
They're like the New England, Paul.
Miami sharks.
Like the Dolph, the Across Town team,
the Dolphins is competing with the sharks.
It's not even the same league.
So the fact that they're using jerseys, logos,
everything with the NFL makes me think that Robert Cadell,
all of them are profiting off this entire thing.
Probably.
Well, I'm going to start it though,
because you've definitely been talking about it a whole weekend.
So I'm going to definitely start it.
To me, it's still the craziest story in sports history ever.
Yeah, I think so.
I think it's crazier than OJ.
This is way crazy.
We were having that conversation on Discord.
I said the only thing that makes OJ more of a moment.
is his personal celebrity.
If Aaron Hernandez was like that type of public-facing celebrity,
then this would have, it wouldn't even be close.
But OJ was OJ.
No, this story is way crazy.
Way crazier, but it's not as big of a story because of he wasn't OJ.
OJ is bigger.
Pro Bowl.
Oh, yeah, it was a bigger pro.
The OJ trial was a bigger.
Yeah.
But this story?
He was killing, niggas, and then going back to the game.
Scoring in the Super Bowl.
Like, yo, what do we do?
Like, you know how great you know?
And not only that, like, all right, Patriots are the Patriots.
Let's not forget that that Florida Gators team was probably one of the most famous football rosters of all time.
Thibbo had that shit.
Tebow was the Kardashians of sports at that time.
He went from the most famous college football team when he was murking people in Gainesville.
He was shooting up clubs.
Killing people as, like, you're a star.
And then went to his dorm room.
And no, then went to church with Tim Tebow, because he found God after that.
And then was like, nah, never mind.
I think I want to keep killing people.
Then went to the biggest organization at that time, dynasty.
You're a Pro Bowl tight end with two rings, one ring?
Yeah, that's up there with OJ as far as fame goes, in my opinion.
And you murk how many people?
Double homicide, recipes, Oden Lloyd.
Then you're coming off two killings in Florida.
Yeah, that's crazy
than OJ to me.
Yeah, no, for sure.
I agree with you on that.
All right, well, tickets available.
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Looking forward to seeing the beautiful people, Toronto.
Can't wait.
Got to make some calls to get you through the border.
Don't worry, but I got you.
No, I got my guy snow.
So good.
It's all good.
What about your whole ass auntie?
Oh, great grandma.
That was Montreal.
I mean, she's dead.
That was Montreal, though.
She made her bones in Montreal.
She's not 225 years old.
Yeah.
I mean, shit, you suck in that much dick.
Like, you gotta have Kinect still alive.
Must have the superpower.
Yeah, Auntie is dead.
She's Luminati at that point.
Yeah, like.
Lizard people try to tell y'all from the moon.
Anyway, we'll talk to you on a couple days.
Be safe.
Be blessed.
I'm that nigga.
He's just ginger.
Peace.
No.
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