New Rory & MAL - Episode 316 | Spooky News
Episode Date: November 1, 2024Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on t...he docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she had about Meg, forcing Mal and Rory to call each other about some live show habits. 6ix9ine and Diddy are allegedly in the same correctional facility, and the jokes arise about how prison life would suit each of us. Speaking of Diddy, his sons are on a p r e s s run, and Ray J is their focal point. Do you think they have the right to press people for speaking on their father’s sins? Speaking of a full court press, Ari Lennox is tired of Dreamville and Interscope playing in her face, and Rory & Mal are on her side. Metro Boomin has some nasty allegations out about him, Snoop & Dr. Dre are coming out with an album Mal swears no one wants, AND we have voicemails! The first leads us to discussing closure, clitori, and albatross’, and the second has the guys allllll in a bartenders pockets. For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
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Everybody got to die
Every man, every woman
It ain't even no sense of running
My name ring around the nation
How the crime scene was left
They could tell that it was chasing
Happy Halloween
Well, day after
Who
Happy November
Oh, rinse do
Wrench do
Wrenced do
That is some spooky shit
Especially around the holidays
Yeah, nah, y'all go on tonight
and shake you know shake the town down
Go ahead, have fun.
First of the month is different.
But tomorrow.
Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Just a lot of the bottle of the catch last night, but you don't have a gas.
Yeah, a bottle of candy, you know, trick-a-tree with the kids.
But in the morning, though, that direct deposit better be sent.
Yeah.
I mean, there's fentanyl on the candy, though, so we're all going to die.
Yeah.
Gotcha.
Well, I'm supposed to be Donald Duck.
Do that who you supposed to be?
Talk like a duck.
I don't know how to do that.
I don't know why he knows how to do that.
do that.
That's like his
duck ass.
You know,
it's a little kink.
That's what he does.
That's what they do.
I get it.
Yeah.
Well, Amar loves
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
so she wanted to be
Minnie Mouse.
So this is,
so Marr's going to be
Minnie and you're going to be Donald.
I'm Donald, yeah.
Okay.
I ordered this like a month ago.
It came this morning.
So you were scared?
You didn't even know
if it was going to fit.
Yeah.
It doesn't fit.
It's a little tight?
Yeah.
This isn't made for dad,
but I don't understand how women do the shit.
This is like the elastic pants
they put around their waist.
Yeah.
I don't know if I'm going to last this entire episode with the shit
The feet are great I love the feet
Well these came separately because I thought the costume wasn't coming
I thought I had to do like an improv two
And I bought these and a Donald Duck shirt
But it came
She didn't see you yet?
No she went to daycare before
Oh she's gonna go crazy
She's gonna love this
You gotta pick her up in that
Yeah and I'm definitely when I leave here
We have a whole thing in our building for Halloween so
Oh that's dope
But I can't get the hat to stay on because I don't have enough hair
It's like an actual hair clip
Oh you gotta do what the Jewish people do with the yarmikas
You got to get the little bobby pin.
Yo, that's what it is, but it doesn't work.
His hair's too thin.
Yeah.
It's not that it's too fine.
It's too fine hair.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you for calling me fine.
I appreciate that.
Frog hair is fucking hilarious.
Rory got that.
I'm my bad, bro.
I'm sorry.
Duck hair.
Donald Duck.
I just got duck hair.
Over the weekend, I went to my man Kazas's crib.
He was doing something for like all the kids for Halloween.
And again, this wasn't, it didn't come in time.
I just had the shoes.
Yeah.
And I just had a blue shirt.
So I walked into a costume.
party with just these on in a blue shirt and everyone's like, hmm, what are you trying to give us?
Like you wore your slippers?
That's always funny when people don't know what your collar, like, who you're trying to be?
And you just standing there, you try to like, yo, y'all don't get it.
These look like monster feet.
They don't even look like Donald Duck's feet.
They're kind of scary.
You're past your duck feet.
Yeah.
Well, yeah, I don't know if I'm a chef or a Kappa.
I don't know.
This is a mess.
Either way, Amar is going to love it.
That's the important part.
We have a lot to cover today, like serious topics.
Yeah.
And if we get in debates, I don't know if you're going to be able to, like, can you take me serious
when I start arguing about Meg Dostalian?
Absolutely.
You're dressed for the occasion.
And then PG's going to clip it up and I'm going to be screaming red and I'm going to be in this
outfit.
Of course.
And no one is going to listen to any of my points.
Exactly.
I love it.
So here we are.
Who are you?
Me?
Yeah.
Joe Fresh Goods?
Yeah.
There you go.
I'm Joe Fresh Goods today.
It's a good costume.
Friend of the show.
Yeah.
Absolutely.
It's my guy.
you had the Andre 3000 fit ready to go
I'm upset
yeah but I'm not I'm not dressing a problem
you know I'm not you said like the last five episodes
you were going to dress up for Halloween this year
I didn't say I was I said I thought about it
who were you supposed to be Julian because let me guess
you are either
let's go let's run through them
the girl that forgot her weekend back
and needs something to put on her head to go to sleep
the girl that's rushing to the airport to the gate
what was that anti-blank racist for you
Um, your pirate or Tony said it was okay.
Aladdin.
Sorry.
Yeah, after we recorded Patreon yesterday, I called a friend and said, hey, I need.
He's one of those guys addresses in a costume every day of the week for Halloween.
So I said, just give me one.
And this was, this was it.
Supposed to be a pirate.
Okay.
But with my complexion, I look, I look like a jewel thief.
Yeah.
Yeah.
I think it's funny that you know zero black women.
So you had to call your white male friend for this.
fit.
Was he a white pirate?
Well, he's Iranian, so.
Oh, there you go.
We both, I said we could look like, you know,
we have a bomb or something, you know.
Can't say,
you can't say that.
All right, sorry, Pete.
No, this is a safe space.
They literally ban someone from CNN for that comment,
and you want us to have that.
We're a far cry from CNN.
I'm just saying.
A far cry.
Damaris, just went with Bunny.
Demaris has a costume but she won't put it on because she doesn't want the creeps to
wet their hands and beat off.
So it's too slutty for the show but it's okay to go outside.
Yeah.
She'll be wearing it at the Barclays tonight.
So the Barclays gets it, but we don't.
Yeah.
Got it.
Okay.
It's a falado though.
Yeah, you gave us the ears.
Well, y'all are my co-workers.
Well, that used to really be the typical costume for women, dressed like a whore and then just put funny ears.
Yeah.
But, I mean.
It's traditional.
Playboy money.
I do appreciate the tradition because now women have actually.
gotten creative with their Halloween costumes
because they dress like whores
364 days out of the year.
So now they're actually doing cool costumes.
Before it was like, I get to dress like a slut.
No one will judge me.
And we loved it.
It's their body, their choice for you.
Unless you're Meg.
Unless you're mall looking at Meg the Stallion.
Are we going right into that?
Let's go right into it.
No, hold, I got this.
Meg.
I thought I showed nothing but love
and support for Meg the Stallion
throughout the years.
I got cursed out.
I got put in songs,
all kind of shit in support
and standing with
Megda Stallion
through one of her
most tumultuous
situations in life.
Maul was the first person
to come out and say
that Niggas shot her.
He was the one supporting
so much that Tori Lanes
put Maul in his hateful intro
on his return album.
But for those that don't know,
right before we started recording
the Meg the Stallion in her work,
documentary came out on Amazon Prime.
Yes.
We were getting a bunch of tweets that Maul was in the doc slut shaming,
which is, you know, on par.
That makes sense.
But then I was like, not with Meg.
I feel like Maul's owed somewhat of an apology from maybe Meg or the editor.
I don't know if Meg just found all these clips.
Maybe we should blame Amazon.
No, I mean, I think Bezos cut that up.
It's fine.
I mean, the way they cut it made it seem like,
I think we were talking about the song Wop at that point.
And I was saying how that, the lyrically at the time, that was one of the most raunchy songs we probably ever heard two female artists sang on the record.
That was just that record, though.
But they put that there like I didn't, I don't, I thought Meg should like change her content.
I think they cut it too soon.
I think you finish that sentence with, but I like it.
It's around the 39 minute mark of the doc.
And the last line Meg says before they go into a montage of internet and podcasters reacting to the song is her saying,
female empowerment, my body, my choice,
and then 30 seconds later,
Maul says this.
Look at what we're listening to women say right now.
She's a...
Like, why would a woman think
it's her choice with her body?
I don't even...
It's crazy how they cut and edit these things, man.
Like, I promise you,
I have nothing but love and respect
for Megan's choice
and what she wants to do with her body,
what she wants to talk about,
rap about, it's all love.
But the way they edit that made it seem like
I'm the craziest guy
when it comes to...
She got to cover up.
And she can't talk like the...
You continued to talk about the history of Planned Parenthood, if I remember correctly.
Yeah.
If you remember correctly, that's exactly what I wanted to write after that, Rory.
Yes, the Kanye West and Candace Owens' talking points at that point.
Yeah.
I mean, where do we start with this Meg, Doc?
When is it? It's out.
It's out right now.
It's currently out, but there's really one clip that seems to be making the rounds online.
And it was her kind of saying how she lied on the gale interview about not sleeping with Tori.
here's the clip real quick.
You know, first of all, I ain't know that bitch
you're gonna ask me about that shit
because you always want to talk about this shoe
why'd you ask me about fucking Tori?
That's not what this is about.
I was sorry.
I was a fucking thing like once, maybe twice
on a drunk night, but you kept
catching me out of my fucking mind.
Okay, that's sad.
I mean, she spoke about this before
I think though, no?
During the trial, because she had to tell the truth
I said.
Yeah.
So, I mean, yeah, we knew that.
Everyone knows that she was fucking.
Every woman lies about
who they sleep with. That's not, I don't know why people thought that that was so crazy.
But I mean, it is what it is. It doesn't change the fact of the matter or what was found to be true in court.
Well, we're going to look like picnies. We're not this misogynistic podcast that you think.
When this Gail interview aired, we did an episode, I think, the next day. And the first thing we said was she's clearly lying about that, but who cares.
We're here to talk about a shooting. She doesn't owe us who she fucked on.
national TV. Go ahead and lie.
That didn't bother me at all.
We know you're lying, but
you said you have to go on TV and say who you
fucking like. I think people were trying to
parlay that into she's lying about
what happened that night. If you lie about
my pussy is not your concern, Gail.
Like, yeah, if you lie about... Even if I rap about it
all the time. The consensus is if you lie about who
you'll fuck, then you'll lie about somebody
shooting you because those are like equally the same.
Yeah, those things check out.
Dumbass shit.
I just didn't understand that, but you know, whatever.
Well, the funny part was, though,
she really didn't think Gail was going to ask,
were you fucking Tori?
Because all the evidence around that time
and the reports from Tori side
were they had an argument with Kelsey
because she found out that Meg and Tori were fucking behind her back.
You didn't think Gail was going to get in there
and be like, yo, he beat?
So what's up here?
Yeah.
Yeah, fresh off the R. Kelly interview,
she had to go for it.
Robert?
I didn't think Gail would ask me that.
We talked about shooting.
All right, well,
Let's talk about how the shooting started.
I mean, either way it goes, Meg, we love and support you.
I just hate the way they cut and edited that part of that documentary.
Which is crazy with your ties to Rock Nation, that Rock Nation would do that to you.
With my ties to Rock Nation.
Like, they would try to paint you to be this person.
Oh, man.
So Rock Nation is back in hot water.
Back in hot water.
Yeah, I mean, they seem to be back in hot water.
All of this is coming out once again.
The whole trial.
Now, Tori, he has filed for his appeal.
His appeal was granted, I believe.
No.
It wasn't?
Oh, well, I'm sorry.
They're reviewing it.
Which I think it's his second time trying to do an appeal.
The first one got denied.
This isn't going anywhere.
He's doing his time.
Yeah, but if you know, if you know how the court system goes, you know, this is what
usually happens.
People file appeals.
Sometimes they're, you know, accepted.
Sometimes they're denied.
But, you know, this is just part of the due process of what many inmates go through,
especially when they feel like, you know, they were wrongly prosecuted or their defense team feels like we may be able to find another loophole in this case or in this sentencing.
So I don't think that's surprise anybody.
But I know Tori is, he's suing, I believe.
He's suing his lawyer, Sean Holly, I believe her name is.
Yeah.
he's filing an ethics complaint against his ex-attorney for her alleged ties to Jay Z's Rock Nation.
Now, I don't know if that's because she represented other artists that are signed or have deals with Rock Nation.
She literally said in her statement, I have never worked with Rock Nation in my life.
The show I executive produced is simply just named Reasonable Doubt.
It has nothing to do with Rock Nation.
Oh, that's that new show where every episode is named after Jay Tract.
Yeah, but it has nothing to do with Rock Nation.
No.
She's never worked with them.
And that's where I think people that are still on this Tory conspiracy side need to, like, look at the logic here.
Yeah.
If they're fishing for this type of shit on the basis of the second appeal, clearly the evidence is suggesting he did it.
Now, if you are picking at this type of shit, a lawyer that has not worked with Rock Nation, that's how you're trying to get your appeal?
Right.
Yo, she knows Des.
Right.
That's what you're doing?
You're pulling for anything at that point.
Yeah, that's true.
Which is, go ahead.
Use your appeals, do what you have to do.
It's your right in our court system.
But if you had a strong appeal, you could just go to the evidence.
Right.
That was always my whole thing.
And back to that, just to move on before we do.
My stance is still the same as it was, obviously, where you were sitting next to me
when all of this first happened years ago.
And I said then what I say now.
If, in fact, Torrey Lanes is guilty,
which he has been found guilty of this,
if he did do this, then, yeah, again,
this is the craziest shit ever.
This is some shit that should never happen.
A man should never pull a gun on a woman,
let alone fire a gun at a woman.
It was all unfortunate.
Tori Lanes was one of the hottest artists at the time.
I've always supported Tori throughout his career.
I put plenty of people onto his music.
early before he even took off.
But again, a situation like this, you know, all of that aside,
it's just something that we should have never witnessed.
It should have never happened.
And my thing is, you know, cool, go through the due process and file your pills.
But I always go back to why not take the stand when the case was at trial.
If you didn't do it, like if I didn't do something in the cases that it tries,
nothing my lawyers can tell me about not getting on the stand.
I believe the judge's son was interning at Rock Nation at the time.
That's why you couldn't understand.
I forgot his name, but you're probably right about that.
Jack Warrant Wright told me that.
Yeah.
But again, you know, prayers to everybody involved.
Hopefully Meg is still healing from this and moving forward.
And, you know, obviously being shot, thank God I've never had to deal with that.
But knowing people that have is something that you never forget.
It's trauma that stays with you forever.
So hopefully to the best of, you know, her ability, she's moved past and she's healed from that and is doing well.
And also still, prayers too.
I don't hate Torrey Lane.
I don't know.
I never met him.
Well, I met him a couple times.
but I don't hate him, but prayers to him as well
as somebody that is in prison, incarcerated,
you know, that's a rough time as well.
Hopefully he's getting the help that he needs
and when he comes home,
he's a better person than a better man.
Are you calling Meg out
and encouraging her to clip that part out
just to clear your name?
She should put what you just said on her IG
and, like, maybe a formal apology.
Let me DM Meg.
How would you start a DM with Meg?
Drop a money bag.
Hey, stallion, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, Forrestes, you get it.
Hey, Stallion.
Yeah, I believe her Instagram is at R-O-C-N-A-T-I-O-N.
Yeah.
Y'all, I had a dream about Meg last night.
DeMars.
We don't want to hear about your wet dreams.
We don't want to hear about that.
I actually want to hear about it.
What happened?
I had a dream.
Like, Mar-L-Houth, I had a dream.
I think those were different, but go ahead.
I don't know why Meg was in my dream like that.
You know why.
You know exactly why she was in your dream.
Because you had to pill him between your legs when you went to sleep.
He was horny.
He was flicking the bean.
You know what she was doing.
That kidney bean was vibrating all night.
You know how I go.
Yeah.
First the beeper joke.
Your neighbors thought you had a barbershop in the crew.
Wait, wait, wait.
Did you have a wet dream?
What happened?
I had a dream.
It was a very nice dream.
It felt so real.
I woke up.
Like, he literally woke me up.
It felt so fucking real.
You wouldn't know what to do with that Meg Dostalian.
Meg sit that ass on your face.
You'd be begging for help.
You'd be knocking shit over trying to get the phone to call police.
I don't know.
I mean, there were those reports that Meg eat pussy in the backseat of a car.
That's to go.
How far as the hotel?
God damn.
How old are we?
That's to go.
Yeah, that's the guy.
You know, you get the prize.
I got to be a professional driver.
Yeah.
You can't look through the wrist.
Let me tell you something.
If I'm driving Meg the stallion around and she's back.
100%.
I'm pulling over.
Vender vendor.
minimum. I'm like, oh, come on, man. I know I got this suit on. I'm from the hood, man. You
fine bitches ain't about to be eating pussy here, and I'm just driving at the light, acting like I don't
hear that shit. So he doubles down. It's not, her body is not her choice. No. Maul makes that
decision. It's his car. How did I say, well, it's my car. What's my car? What's my car?
What's your saying? They can't eat person unless you're involved with said act. I'm not saying,
I have to be involved, but I'm not going to act like I don't see it. I want to watch.
We could pull over. Yeah. We pull over, you know what I'm, turn the, till completion.
Turn the heat up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Get some air. Get some
egg on in here. And I'm going to watch y'all eat soup.
Can we...
Where were you and Megan's dream?
We were in a green room.
Green room couch. A green room... On a green room
couch? The Maris always want to be in a green room.
I never wanted to be in your green room.
Don't do that. Never wanted to be in your. What's wrong with our green room?
No, it's wrong with our green room. But don't say... And she's always in our green room. What are you
talking about? But 2.5 seconds, I'll be outside.
Bro, I do not be sitting in your green room in your face.
Damaris, don't do that. That is not happening, bro. You got your head.
You got your hair, makeup, nails,
everything done in our green room before.
Don't do that.
That is actually a fact.
Don't do that.
I did my makeup one time in your green room.
That's it.
And hair.
Couldn't even put my pants on for the show.
I had braids.
I had to get dressed in the bathroom.
I had braids.
It was girls on your nails and your feet on your hair.
I was like, well, God didn't.
I'll be having everybody.
You want me to start naming people that was in that green room?
Which one was this, by the way?
Whoa.
You have, you know, there's evidence.
Our last, like, three New York shows,
I had one plus.
I walked in the room.
We're not going to do that.
Thank you.
Leave me a lot.
Let's go do that.
You know, I'm not going to do that.
Why?
Oh, you know what the time?
Oh, you talking about the time.
Niggas I always want to tell you when you're talking about a time.
Okay.
Who I had in the green room?
Name the names I had.
Please.
Don't do that.
You have your stylist who I love to death come all the time with, and she come with like seven
of her friends.
Who's my style?
But they're all pretty and smell good, so I don't care.
Who's my stylist?
Don't do that.
See?
Who is my style?
Now you don't have a style.
I don't know.
No, I don't.
Now you don't have a style.
No, no, Roy.
Because you're all.
Beautiful white woman, mutual friend of ours.
Who?
I haven't seen this girl in five years.
Now it's five years.
When the last time you've seen her with me?
In Sony Hall.
No, you did.
Bringing down your garments.
You're lying.
Garment.
You're lying.
She's definitely been in our Sony Hall green room with your garments.
For sure.
What are you talking about?
I don't know.
Whenever we wear a Sony Hall,
where they're like 10 fucking times.
All mall has is someone bring a Godspeed hoodie and then leave.
What is he talking about?
There's one time.
And it was when Go,
King. Who else was in the green room, Rory?
The Golden Joe in New York.
Who else, Rory? They sit in there quiet for a reason.
My daughter? No. Well, we count you're not counting your daughter. We know you're...
Wait, I'm really not even trying to play dumb. You can say it. What skeletons I have?
It ain't no skeletons, but they sit in there quiet for a reason because they know that I'm not wrong.
You wrong right now. Who did I have in the green room? I don't know them, niggas.
I seen them around a couple times, but I don't know them.
Oh, you're talking about
Now I'm talking about more
Here we go
How many talking about
Okay
I'm being honest here
That was Carl
That was not me
Alright man
That was Carl
Whoever it was it wasn't my
It wasn't me
No you know what
It was Carl and Benner
Because they said
Nah he got to stay in the green room
He can't be seen
I was like
I whatever it was
I'm just going back to the top
Whoever it was
Whoever it was
I'm going back to the top of conversation
Now mom
None of nobody was there for me
Nobody
I may have had one person there
one time
that was it
Julius Randall
I mean
I was about to say
he took up mass space
that was it
Julius Randallang
Goling we even
Nah
Goling had like a plus seven
Yeah but they were off
London
Is a big person
But
I feel like people with accents
Don't count
That is true
That is
Like it was a refreshing
Green Room
because everyone
Like all the women
Yeah
had London accents
Like who wasn't happy
at that
I get it
I understand that
But back to my
I'm not green room, poppy.
I don't be having a bunch of niggas in the green.
I don't even have people come to the shows.
I may have two, three people come to the show.
The only time the green room really got wild was the L.A. show.
You lying about that one.
How?
L.A. is always different.
What am I lying about?
More, that last show we had.
Where?
You had some motherfuckers on that.
Your list?
The Sony Hall show.
It's documented.
I'd be sending two names.
That's family, though.
But they're not in the green room.
No, they're not in the green room.
But you're saying, I don't ever have people come to the shows.
I'm like, I don't.
New York don't count. This is home. That's,
that's why we hate doing New York. We both spoke on
that. Like, bro, God damn. Like, but
in the green room, fuck, no. Never.
I was never that person.
Never. Anytime I had to be in the green room
was performing. It wasn't nobody, a bunch of people
there for me. They might come and say hi, but this
in and out, it ain't like hanging out.
Niggas ain't getting hummus and shit. That ain't happening.
No, I don't do that. Because sometimes
the openers be spitting all over our food.
Those are your people. You'll be
booking them.
Those are my friends.
My people?
I just come and do my makeup
upstairs.
I do miss, I think it was the last
LA show or two LA shows ago
when shit was all good.
DJ head and mall
in the same green room.
Like, shit was all good
just a week ago.
What you mean?
It's still all good with me
and head.
It was so much love at that time.
Look how things have changed.
Had is still my dude.
Like, it's still nothing
of love between me and DJ head.
The golf tournament that year.
Yeah, that's, that's my god.
I've no head for years.
Yeah, that's my dude.
It's crazy.
I should change.
Nah, bro.
Ain't no me and head.
We was golfing with
with DJ head
Schoolboy Q
School boy Q
Ali yo shit was good at one time
It's still all good
We was golfing with Frank
Puff's former manager
Yes, shout out to Frank
Bring up Frank
Yeah
I just talked to Frank
Hopefully he's not
You know everything's okay
No I'd have to ask
I right
Because I can't
Make sure if shit good with Frank
But
Which is still all love
With me and DJ head man
Shout out the DJ head
Shout out the Meg too
Take me out that documentary
I could see you too
Like being a power couple
Me and Meg?
Yeah.
I mean, she had her, which we are not shaming at all.
She can do whatever she wants with her body.
She had the rapper stigma for a while.
Even the baby's still trying to manifest another feature, which is hilarious.
I feel like you could be that pivot to, like, get away from the artist shit.
And like, she could be with just a nice media man.
She's like little dudes.
Media man is one of my favorite movies.
A media man.
You're a media man.
I'm not a media.
You're definitely a medium.
No, I'm not.
Everyone's been arguing about journalists, which I think is hilarious.
but you are a media man.
Listen, Meg,
nothing but love and support
from Rory and myself
and I'm looking forward
to watching the rest of that documentary
to see what other
cuts and edits they made.
Hopefully I'm not in nothing else.
I'm sure you're there.
I hope not.
Speaking of other docs we've been in,
6-9 is with Puff in jail.
Is he?
That'd be a crazy movie.
What's 6-9 got locked up for?
I think just...
Oh, 6-9 is now in jail
in the same jail as Diddy
for Violating Supervise.
So they're both in MDC.
Violating supervised
released terms by traveling to Vigs
without permission, missing a drug test
and testing positive for meth.
I don't know if that part's accurate.
I don't know if that part's accurate.
Why y'all feel like that's not accurate?
I don't know. He does have a meth-y vibe,
but I don't know.
All right, so again, why do you think that part is questionable?
I don't know.
Yeah, but it's all an act.
Like, he gives, his character gives me
meth-y vibes.
I mean, but you can test positive for meth
from popping certain pills.
Yeah, that's true.
It could be in like,
Perkinset.
A pill might have had meth.
man, 6-9 is popping pills, man.
We ain't going to sit here and act like...
Yeah, he got meth-five.
He's just being in the club drinking Fiji and shit.
He's popping pills.
I've definitely taken an Adderall that felt meth-y.
Okay.
It is, Matt.
It just just hit a little different.
Yeah, I guess it is.
Between Diddy and 6-9, it's the...
Why do they have that picture of Puff?
Look at the Gettie images.
Yeah, like, what's up with this picture of Puff?
It's like Arkham City.
That's him looking through his cell at 6-9.
Looking at that bait.
You know he wanted that rainbow-ass cheek?
That's crazy, man.
Oh, Puff would have a good time with Six-N-N-N-N-N-N-S.
So, Six-N-N-N is in MDC?
Oof.
But he was in MDC before.
He was in PC.
Okay, yeah.
I'm about to say,
it's going to be rough over there for him.
No, but the PC they have at MDC,
I doubt Puff is even,
doesn't even see another inmate.
And I think Six-N-N-N-I was the same thing
when he was telling on everyone.
I'm waiting for tax to call, man.
I wonder if he saw Puff yet.
I just don't think Puff...
Is on out there?
there. I think he's probably on like 23-1 lockdown does.
Hell, though. They don't got him on 23 and one. Puff ain't in no cell for 23 hours.
He's in PC. But like extra PC, nobody's seeing Puff. He is not in the day room. Like Puff is not
playing dominoes with the other rats and people in PC. Also, because if you look at what Puff did and
you're playing by, you know, prison rules, there's, you know, now newer reports of him drugging and
raping children as young as 10. They don't. I'm not.
I'm saying like in prison, that's the worst thing you can do.
They get about that in prison.
If, if, if.
But a lot of PC has those molesters in it.
What do you mean if they know about?
They live streaming on TikTok from jail.
They know about that shit.
I think it's got flat screens and they said it's not about social media.
They say MDC don't know about Puff's case.
They do fan dual ads from jail.
What I'm saying is, let me clarify, it's not that they don't have access to the information.
I know they have access to the information.
The reason why I say that is because so much stuff has come out about Ditty that the
information is kind of like overwhelming at this point.
It's like some of this is rumors.
Some of this is real news outlets.
Like there's no concrete cut and dry.
This is what he did.
This is what he's accused of.
Yeah, but if you're in jail, are you really waiting for let's see how this plays out
card?
Are you like, if I read, if I'm in the prison is puff and I read he's accused of
drugging and raping a 10 year old aspiring rapper in 2005, if I have five minutes
with him, he's dead by prison rules.
I'm not going to be like, well, let me not take my
shot because I don't know. For the evidence to come out. Yeah, fuck him.
No, but he's in PC just because he's a high profile name. Yeah, he has no choice. Yeah, he has no
at this point. I know you would never do any crime, but let's say you were like framed for a robbery
or whatever and you were awaiting trial. Would you PC up? Me? Fuck no. For what?
Safety? From who? I ain't got beef or nobody? I just feel like jail, like maybe sometimes you
don't even need beef. Nah, jail is not what people think it is, man. I think it's awful.
No, I'm not saying it's...
I think it's everything the rumors say it is.
No, but of course, you don't want to be there,
but it's not...
You ain't going to just be sitting down
and niggas just going to press you for no reason
and beat you up and rape you.
That's not...
That's not what jail is.
Jail is not that.
If that happens to you,
that's because you are involved
in a certain lifestyle and behavior
inside of the prison.
But I see...
Okay, cool.
But I also wouldn't even want to, like,
risk it of just being an innocent bystander.
Like, I was in the way of, like, some gang shit.
Like, I just have to be standing in line.
I'm cool.
Yeah, I mean.
I'm PC and all the way of the fuck up.
That could happen outside.
That could happen at the club.
At that point.
I think it's a bit higher of a rate in like a prison lunch line than it is at the club.
Yeah, but it's not, prison is not, again, it's not a vacation.
But it's not what people think and this niggas ain't just getting raped all day every day.
I mean, I don't think that.
Yeah, it's not that, man.
I talk to a lot of dudes that's locked up all the time and, you know, they laugh at it.
Like people really think is, again, it's not a vacation.
It ain't a condo.
You ain't, you ain't having fun, but it's definitely not with people, you know, these movies
and, you know, these things that you hear from certain people.
It's not all that.
Does that happen?
Absolutely.
But that's not a everyday, all day thing.
Man, if a Mac baller come up to me and want to use the phone, here you go, sir.
Amar, Daddy, Daddy, love you.
I am not built for jail.
I never want to go there.
No, I feel you.
I never want to go.
I know, but I'm just saying I wouldn't need PC though.
Like I wouldn't like, yo, put me in peace for what?
At a women's prison?
You do what?
Runny yard.
You're too soft.
Damaris, you would be in there.
Your pillow prince.
First of all, DeMaris would be so mad.
She can't have her hair products or makeup.
She would be in there going crazy.
You ain't running no, y'all.
You will be sitting in there doing yoga, meditating,
spending time in your cell, even when you could be outside crying under the blanket.
Like, you ain't going to be running.
You know what running a prison yard entails?
It's a lot of work.
You got to knock,
out. Like, you got to show that, yo, nigga, this is my shit.
You ain't doing that.
Especially when Mike can now transition
with our tax dollars, and he's going to end up on your yard.
Like, you ain't, you ain't doing that.
Mike going to run that yard.
But I'm going to run it like intellectually.
Like, you know, I'm going to use brains over brown.
You're manipulating them.
Oh, okay.
You'll manipulate the grown-ass woman.
When Barbara, when Barbara come in your sale and tell you she want that,
she want that ass, what you're going to do?
Damaris just watched too much of Shawshank Redemption.
I've never seen it.
All you have to do.
I've ever seen Shoreshakes?
Oh man, Sharshank, that's a, you gotta watch that.
Is that, will it teach me out of run the yard?
Well, no, that yard was like in the 30s.
They don't, kind of yard.
They don't even talk like that no more.
Like, the whole language is different.
Like, if you want to learn how to run a yard, watch like Oz or something like that.
Okay.
I don't watch Oz.
I mean, that's more up-to-date than Sharshank.
I mean, outside of, like, the rapy shit in Sharshang, that shit almost made me, like,
want to do prison time.
It looked like such a great community.
Never made me want to do prison time.
I never watched Oz and was like, you know what?
This week is the week.
This week is the week.
I'm going in.
Never.
And I love Oz.
One of the greatest series we had.
Yeah.
Early HBO days.
But while we're on crimes and Puff and Pyrus,
Ray J. and Diddy's sons, man.
Who, we get Farrakhan.
We really need to like end some of these beasts.
But I mean, you knew this was going to happen eventually.
I did not think Puff's kids were going to walk around.
L.A. pressing anyone that said anything bad about their father that's on camera.
Not, not anyone.
They, they, they saw Ray J. at a Halloween party, right?
Mm-hmm.
And obviously, Ray J. has had some things to say about Puff Online on his, on his,
platforms.
And his son's Justin and, and was it Christian?
Christian Quincy and Justin.
Oh, okay.
Well, you know, they decided to, to approach Ray J. and have a conversation.
Things probably got a little heated.
cursing, yelling.
But I mean, this is not, I don't think it was going to go any further than just words.
I don't think they were going to beat up or try to put hands on raging.
I don't think.
What I said, Chris Brown had to break it up.
Break it up meaning what, though?
Well, Cuevo wasn't available, so Chris had to step in.
Chris had like a backflip on all of them.
Cuevo was already booked at another event.
So Chris had to step in.
Chris had to, because Chris, he ain't want to, fuck.
He ain't want to knock anybody out.
He would have.
Yeah, Chris would be like, listen, man, y'all want to go to sleep right here?
I can make it happen.
Everybody just chill out.
So it looks like Ray J was on his way to the end of the parking lot with his crew,
which included Amber Rose and his manager, David, some Jewish last name.
And then that's when Diddy's three sons pressed him.
Yeah.
And then Chris came in and saved the day.
Y'all next.
Who?
Yeah.
Next for what?
For what?
They get pressed when y'all in L.A.
Who pressing me?
The triplets.
They're not triplets.
They're not triplets.
They actually look nothing alike.
Not even blood related.
Yeah, I'm about to say there's rumors that they don't even share the same blood.
Yo, imagine.
Like, I know how Ray J. felt when he woke up.
Like, yo, what the fuck is going on, man?
Getting impressed by Quincy.
Here's my thing, though.
I love that Ray J has matured because I did listen to all the clips.
I heard him and Wack talking back and forth.
And he was like, don't put this on the Internet.
Like, I'm putting this on the Internet, which I thought was hilarious to tell your client.
You're as managers.
You're supposed to be guiding him to make sure it's not on it.
Yeah, but Ray J.
It's like, come on what are we doing, man?
We're supposed to fight.
I kind of wish it was.
I wish it was old Vegas Coke Coke Ray that day because I think things would have went a little different.
Nah, man, I'm glad.
I'm glad Ray J was, you know.
He would have put the red hoodie, red flip flops.
Nah, man.
Ray J is he too.
Red basketball shorts on.
What you're in my life,
Shalab?
Yeah, but once you.
And I'm not going to say,
I'm not going to curse,
but these punk.
No, man.
I'm glad Ray J was the,
was the level headed one and,
and walked away from that shit.
Good for Chris for,
for intervening.
So it looks like allegedly Chris was in his car and saw what was happening and ran out.
and pulled Justin and Christian away from the situation.
Yeah, like, what y'all doing, man?
Like, Ray J.
am not going to fight us his sons, man.
Like, Ray J not trying to do that.
Jokes aside, though, I am glad,
because apparently it was the three brothers
and like eight other people,
and Ray J. was pretty much by himself.
I'm glad Chris stepped in,
because that could have went another way
if you do know Ray J's history.
Yeah.
I'm not saying he would have done anything,
but who he is tied to, like,
that could have went really, really fucking bad.
But that's why I'm saying what I'm saying.
In L.A.
That's why I'm saying what I'm saying.
We don't want to see nothing happened, no violence happened to Diddy's kids.
Like, this is, that's, we understand what's going on.
We understand the climate right now, but we don't want to see any harm or turn, you know, open our phones to see Diddy's kids fighting in the streets of LA.
Like, that's just fucking stupid.
So I'm glad Ray J.
I'm glad Chris was there to kind of, you know, diffuse it to.
But I'm glad Ray J.
Seems like he was level-headed.
He did an IG Live with, I think, Nikki last night or the night before.
Why you let Nikki press Ray J, man?
Ray's trying to mature.
She didn't press him.
I think she was trying to figure out what he's asking one wish on live.
That's fire.
That was like when Justin went to Watts.
Yeah.
Why you let Nikki do that to Raymond J.?
But I'm just glad that because we, again, we've seen Ray J's demeanor when it was a whole different thing.
And he was, you know, on a thousand.
But I'm glad that Ray J seems to be more calm, more mature, you know, more peaceful.
Because, again, we get it, we know, but we don't want to see Puff's kids fighting.
We don't want to see that.
Does King Combs not know that he is an indoor basketball court and an outdoor basketball court?
An indoor pool and an outdoor pool?
Exactly.
Now they're going to make Ray pull all his whips out.
Allegedly, this is the...
I'm at the motherfucking Palm Hotel.
Allegedly, this is the third occasion of the Diddy's sons trying to press Ray J.
Third time.
Yeah.
And listen, they got to come back to New York,
obviously for the K stuff.
They've been supporting their father.
Did they not know Ray got guys in Brooklyn's
that'll bend them over and stick in their booty?
That's why I'm just glad Ray J is a whole different person now, man,
because we don't need another episode.
He told Angelie, I'm going to get someone to rape fat.
She went, oh my God.
You know, Angela E.
Poor Angelie.
My friend loved Angelie.
I promise this is not continuing our beef.
Not Angela going to see you.
She, Angela gonna see you too.
She got goons in Jersey and Brooklyn.
I want no smoke.
That was the funniest shit when Ray J.
said he's gonna have someone sticking in Fab's booty.
And Angela went, oh my gosh.
Yo.
It was such a natural reaction to the entire thing.
That's the funniest world.
Anyway.
Ray J is a fucking legend.
Thank you for everything you've given to the culture.
I hope this gets resolved.
I hope they speak.
I mean, listen, I get that that's their dad.
and this must be tough for them.
So I just don't think this is the route
because now you're going to have to really approach a lot of people.
No, but when does this end?
Because no one said anything good about Puff.
Yeah, but that's what I'm saying.
I don't, again, this is Puff's kids, you know,
except for DJ Envy.
I understand a lot of people have things to say about Puff right now
and as his kids, you know, they feel like they got a whole pops down.
But, you know, just everybody just, you know, just relax.
Let the court have his due date.
let the tribe is due date.
And, you know, again, prayers to them because it got to be hard to hear people saying things like that about your dad
and hear things like this coming out about your father.
And then see these people in real life.
So naturally, you're going to approach them and want to have a conversation.
But, you know, wanting to get physical.
When it starts getting to that point, we got to be very careful.
Because, again, this is somebody's kids.
You know, these are real people that we're talking about in the streets that are connected to some serious situations and things like that.
So we don't want it to go there.
You know what I mean?
Like, that's just everybody just chill.
Again, shout out to Ray J for being level-headed.
Shout out to Chris for seeing it and, you know, wanting to be the bigger person as well
and making sure that nothing got too crazy.
You know, words can get exchanged.
That's natural.
But as long as it doesn't get physical.
Conversation is fine.
Yeah, conversation is fun.
And maybe warranted.
I don't know if Ray J has had somewhat of a relationship with Puff's kids because I guess, you know,
industry is small.
Everyone sees everyone.
Yeah.
I can see the kids feeling a way of like, bro, you was always around us and now you're saying
this.
I totally understand.
A combo could be had.
I totally understand.
You don't have to be that.
No, definitely no violence, man.
Especially in L.A.
It's just...
We don't need that.
Let's not even bring that into the mix.
Well, I mean, when I'm in L.A. in November, I'm not...
I'm not going anywhere.
I'm not going to...
I'm locking myself in the studio.
I'm not telling me.
When I'm in L.A. in November for three weeks, working in the hills.
Yo, he told the exact dates and shit.
He just said where I live.
He loved doing that.
And then be surprised when somebody ran up on him.
Yeah.
How'd you know?
Episode 3
Doug.
He was waiting for you.
Who would I run down?
I don't know.
I don't have beef with anybody.
Just yeah, no, but you put the address out there.
That's all.
All right.
I put the addresses out there.
You do.
You're like, yo, we're staying right across the street from that one.
It's like, ah, damn, man.
Just give them the fucking room.
You know what that mural is?
No, you talk about episode yesterday that's going out on Patreon.
I'm talking about any episode where we're talking about traveling anywhere in the world.
I'm talking about anywhere in the world.
I'm talking about any time we talk about where we're going.
Trust and believe.
You're going.
into, you're gonna give little
egg drops of where we're the ear.
You know the pink dot right there on the corner.
Like, you're the pink dot.
You know what the worst Kobe mural is in L.A.?
Famam. Just
I give those little tidbits
let everyone know. Yeah, let them know where you at.
I don't stay there no more.
It's just further proof. I'll tell you where I'm at.
Yeah. What?
Where's R.E. Lennox.
You go to L.A. with all your chains on. That's what you're saying.
I mean, it's like one.
Go to Delahlo with all of my ice. Go to Delahle with all of my ice.
You okay?
Sorry.
Going through something?
Can you call Ari Linux?
I'm not going to call Ari.
Why?
Love, love Ari.
I want to make sure Ari is fine.
When you won't find in our green room?
I fuck with Ari, man.
Is that in our green room?
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
I used to.
Love Ari, man.
Until them all ruin all that.
But how did I ruin it, man?
Damn.
Because I gave Ari our location in D.C.
And then she showed up and then you shit it on her entire camp.
And then she took a hint from you.
And shit it on her camp?
See, Ari, what I was really trying.
to do was give you foresight.
Yeah, and I was trying to give you the game early.
Ari Lennox went on Instagram yesterday and she posted a story of, you know, just audio,
black screen, getting venting, getting her words out.
18 minutes.
18 minutes of venting and just talking about her displeasures with her current situation
with Interscope and Dreamville.
She says, Interscope and Dreamville have been playing with me all month.
And the month is just ending.
So we know 30 days Endoscope and Dreamville have been playing with her.
So she's exhausted.
She's tired of people treating me like they're sorry for me and like I'm the face of mental health.
I'm okay and I've never been happier.
What I don't like is being signed and lied to and manipulated.
Not one person that those labels ever knew how to market or protect me.
Y'all don't know to have.
Constant letdown and neglect.
This industry stuff will never be for me.
Now, first of all, we fuck with Dreamville, obviously.
regardless of my stance on
Jay Cole taking his
his disc record back.
It's just funny hearing it from your voice, that's all.
No, fuck with it. We get it. We don't agree with that shit.
Never will.
Starting this conversation out there.
It's just funny coming from you.
No, but I'm saying that she's Dreamville.
She is.
She's still fuck with Eve.
Love what they doing.
But obviously now that one of their artists is disgruntled
and is not happy about
her situation there at Dreamville.
So what does that mean now for Ari?
Do you think that Dreamville will release her?
I think they will.
I don't see Eve and Jay calling him keeping her somewhere with, if she's not unhappy.
This is our first time, I think, publicly speaking like this about Dreamville.
I could be wrong.
It may have been another something, something, somewhere a couple years ago.
Not that I remember anything that was labeled specific with her.
Well, this is her calling out.
18 minutes of audio is like.
I listen to all 18.
And I have an admitted Ari Baiz, that's my people.
I've come on here and said that.
What do you say?
I said, that was your sound bath.
My what?
Sound bath.
Sound bath.
The sound bath that you had.
I still don't even understand what I'm.
18 minutes of audio of Ari talking.
Sound bath.
It's an audio you experienced.
Take a bath?
I didn't take no.
You don't remember Rory's whole sound bath journey?
It was a callback.
I remember.
He doesn't.
He was in another.
It was a sound journey.
It was not in a bathtub.
What do you talk about?
It's called a sound bath.
It's called a sound journey.
All right.
See?
They're called sound baths.
There wasn't water inside.
It's the bath isn't always water.
They're not being bath.
They're not being bathed by the water.
It's the sound.
you're being baths. They're called baths.
There wasn't a sponge. Nobody put any soap on me.
Jesus Christ. You didn't wake up wet?
I did not see Meg the Stalian in my sound journey and wake up wet.
Anyways, I have an admitted bias with Ari. I've come to defend her often in my years of podcasting.
I'm coming in unbiased right now and still on her side. I listen to all 18 minutes.
I fully understand her frustration. Yes, I see the internet going, yo, Ari's just being
an ari again. What is she really frustrated about
not being able to put out music?
No, no, no. It's putting out music
but how it's being marketed
because being a soul
singer to begin with, you're at the bottom
of the totem pole when it comes to majors regardless.
So why are you having me put out music
if you are not going to market or promote it whatsoever?
Why do I have 700,000
subscribers on Spotify
and I'm only reaching 3%
of my returning customers?
The main reason at this point to be on a
major is to manipulate the algorithms.
They are all intertwined with Spotify, Apple, everyone's friends.
It's all musical chairs.
That is the biggest incentive outside of money to be on a major, advanced money,
is to be able to have that in with the DSPs with promotion, playlisting, everything,
making sure that every fan that has listened to you has your song in front of their face when you release it.
So if that's not happening,
what the fuck am I doing at this major?
What am I doing?
Just getting in debt for the fuck of it?
Like if you want to spend money on a visual,
because I think the smoke visual is great,
but also like not a waste of money,
but I think dumping so much money into visuals
is just kind of ass backwards in this era of music.
Why are you spending all this money that I have to stand behind?
This is something I'm going to have to
coup and not promote it.
Right.
What am I doing here?
Now, you listen to the whole 18 minutes.
Did she have anything to say about Jay Cole specifically, Ebe specifically?
Not, to be quite honest, it didn't feel, I know she obviously said Interscope in Dreamville
in this post, but in that 18 minutes, to me, it felt much more like an Interscope
thing than it did a Dreamville thing.
Okay.
And it felt like a management thing as well, which from my understanding comes from Dreamville.
So I get her frustration there, but if I'm putting out a single, why is,
inner scope and universal and not behind this.
Why would you trick me into doing this?
I understand her frustration.
I think a lot of artists on a label feel this way.
I was just talking with reason,
and we were having a label conversation.
He was like, yo, I would be on tour,
and before I did paid ads on my own,
I would show up to a city,
and there'd be people in my merch going,
yo, when are you going to do a show?
Like, I'm here for a show.
How the fuck do you not know that?
That's frustrating to an artist
when your side of the contract is to deliver good work.
I think, of course, the bigger artists are successful
because they cover everything.
Part of their music is within their marketing.
That's what makes certain artists geniuses
and makes them top tier.
But most artists don't come into this game
knowing all that shit.
They know how to make music.
You're being signed because you're great
at making this product.
Our agreement is, I get to own your product
because I'm going to market it
and then we're going to split the profits.
and if you're not doing your end of the deal
yeah I understand why Ari would go back on social media
and be like why the fuck did you make me do this smuggle?
I get it.
Did she, because I remember the thing happened,
I don't know if I missed it or not,
but did Dreamville show public support for her
after that whole Rod Wave thing on tour?
How would one show support?
I don't know, did they release a statement
like supporting her, backing her,
just anything.
Did she get any support from the label after that situation?
But what support?
I mean, I guess I'm asking what support would you be looking?
Because she was a little disgruntled about the tour, I believe, right?
She wasn't happy about...
She had things being thrown at her.
Yeah, she said...
Then she went out the next night in a hockey gear
because shit is being thrown at her.
Lean into it.
Which was great.
And then at the end of the tour, she was like, you know, that was really rough.
And then everyone gave her shit for it.
Like she didn't show up every goddamn night and perform after she was uncomfortable.
She's not allowed to say after she fulfilled her contract, showed up every night, gave her all.
She's not allowed to be like, yo, that was an awful experience.
I get why people look at Ari because she does go on tangents on social media.
And that's not the place to find any type of empathy.
It's a place to get clowned.
Right.
So I get why people just have fun with it.
But if you get down to the logic of it, people's throwing shit at me.
I still showed up every night and now you're giving me shit.
If I just walked off the tour, yeah, now it's a contractual thing.
Now I'm not doing what I said I was going to do, even if it was for good reason.
She kept performing.
Yeah, but did the label say anything?
Not I can't find anything specific.
I did want to mention another thing that, because I listened to quite a bit of this,
I didn't do the full 18 minutes, but she did say in terms of marketing,
she's tired of being the face of mental health.
She doesn't want to be branded as that and cast in that light.
Do you have any comments about that part of it?
So, yes, and to piggyback off that, because I did listen to all 18 minutes.
Terrell, there was, you know, the Terrell show with the big blue wall where the artist's going there and sing.
One of my favorite platform.
Yes, same, same.
I guess at one point, Ari was saying something and Terrell kind of like, you know, gave her kind of like a pep talk of like, you know, like we really appreciate you and kind of uplifted her.
And I'm assuming from what I was listening to what it sounds like, I could be wrong, was that Ari told her label to make sure that that episode didn't.
come out because she doesn't want to be the face of mental health and it kind of looked like,
I don't know.
Like, I guess she didn't like the way that that looked of him uplifting her or whatever,
which I just don't, I don't agree with Ariana.
I think that it was a really good episode and I think that that is great marketing and
it does need to come out.
Like, this got people, even if she wanted it in her rant, I think this would have gotten
people talking about her in the fact that she just dropped a single.
But yes, that's what she was referring to.
She really didn't want her.
That's why she said she didn't feel supported.
because she told them she didn't want it to come out and it came out anyway.
I mean, that comes with the game.
Yeah.
Unfortunately.
And you're playing with.
If you continue to talk about your mental health, which I think is great.
And even if you use social media as an outlet for it and people can relate to it, I think it's great.
But the response to that is people are going to think you may have some mental health issues because you're saying you have them.
Like, after shows, I love when people come up to me.
talk to me about mental health and the stuff I talk about on the podcast and how it helps them.
I don't want to do that. It makes me super uncomfortable and I fucking hate when people do it.
But who am I to say anything? I talk about mental health on this podcast. I'm aware of what
comes with talking about those subjects. People are going to reply to them. And yes, it sucks and
makes me uncomfortable, but I'm a weird fucking person. That's just one of those like chalk it up to the game.
That's just what comes with this shit. But when it comes to my business and you aren't
not holding up your end of the deal by marketing and promoting a single that you guys all agreed
was great. We're going to do the mental health video too. And you don't, and I'm doing my own
Google spend ads from my crib and I'm signed to Interscope records. Yes, I'm going to have an
issue. And again, we only know what she told us. There could, Interscope could have a whole
another side. Yeah. But I will say to Universal Warner, Sony, this is the result of laying off 70% of your
staff.
Uh-huh.
You don't have
anyone to market
anything.
So while Ari,
whose job is not
to know what the
fuck Interscope
is doing with their
staff, shows up
with a single and
wonders why no one
is marketing it
because there's no one
there to do it.
Yeah.
There's one fucking
person.
You laid everyone off.
There's three people
working on a roster of
20, 20 artists.
Of course this
is going to slip through
the cracks.
And it's soul music.
I think she makes
incredible music.
It's my type of shit.
Soul music is at
the bottom of the totem pole. And when you have five
employees, you think we're focused
on a black woman that's
making soul music? Yeah.
It's just weird. I'm in a Donald Duck.
And also, and also
I can't take me seriously.
You're the face of mental health right now
as we speak. You are the face
of mental health, whether you believe it or not right now.
To Rory's point, the downsizing of labels, I think we're going to see a lot
of poorly handled releases
come the end of
the Q4 and heading into
Q1 of next year because
shit as someone
that worked at a major I know
literally one person
that I worked closely with at Atlantic that's still
at a major and there and even they are no
longer at Atlantic like it's
it's crazy so you're just getting
dumped names on your roster
and I'm sure those people are just checking the boxes
of just doing like the bare minimum of
basic YouTube spends
an Instagram ad spend
and then just hoping that the
artist record just pops on their own
with putting zero thought into like a creative rollout.
So this was yesterday.
Did, again, did anybody from the label post anything today as of yet?
No, they shouldn't post anything.
They shouldn't.
I always let like, like, you said they shouldn't?
No.
Not publicly.
To her, yes.
Her, yeah.
Any type of support.
I'm not saying have a full commerce.
I'm not saying somebody should get on Atlantic's IG and put a black screen and just speak for 20 minutes.
I'm saying any type of post anything saying, you know, Ari, we support.
you were here for you.
They don't know the public.
No, that's for, yeah, if Ari,
we support you, we love you as a phone call to her,
why you got to let the public know that?
Yeah, like, Punch, she doesn't let the public know
they wasn't doing shit for her.
She did.
Punch will get on Twitter and just tell you what's going on,
like when him and Siza have back and forth so she does rants,
but that's been Punch's personality
from the start of social media.
Punch will get up there and clear things up
and talk to the heathens of the timeline.
Not everyone feels the need to do that.
I like when Punch does it.
But I don't expect Ebe or anyone from Dreamville to then go and explain what's going on.
And I'm sure they're having private conversations.
I'm not saying explain anything.
I'm just saying just post something saying, Ari, we support you, we love you, and we're going to get through this.
Something, anything.
He was in Wayne those comments when he was talking about some shit.
He didn't get in Ari's comments last night.
That's different.
That's not business.
This is an attached to business.
First of all, anything that is said on the internet, anything could cause Ari to go.
off again.
Like they got to handle shit behind closed doors.
For sure.
But they also have to show some, I mean, show some public stance with Ari like, yo, listen,
we got her.
She's family.
We love her.
Some type of public support.
Why do you feel that they need to do that?
Because that's their artists.
You should publicly support your artists.
I'm not saying, am I saying something out of the blue here?
You should publicly support your artist.
If your artist is publicly saying, I'm not happy here, not saying they have to go through
the whole contractual shit online, but they should absolutely.
release a public statement showing some type of support for Ari.
I don't think that's a big ask.
I feel like I don't know.
From Dreamville, maybe not.
From Interscope, it's a, I went to Lupe's protest.
She said Interscope and Drewgo and he was boycotting in front of the Atlantic.
She publicly said Interscope and Dreamville have been playing with me all month.
Is that not what she posted?
Yeah, you're just not going to get that from a major.
I will, I will say I don't disagree with Dreamville.
But do you, all right, how does that look?
Because I don't disagree with you with the Dreamville part.
How do they support that?
Just Eeb tweets out.
I'm not whoever tweet.
I'm just saying show some type of public support
for your artist that has showed public discretion.
She has shown publicly that she's not happy.
So I'm just saying somebody from the label,
anybody who controls the show.
Ari, we love you.
We're going to get through anything.
That's a bite in the ass.
Because anything that they post is going to be met with
if you loved her so much, you would have did this.
If you loved her so much, she wouldn't have had this.
Yeah, but I think not.
Posting anything is a problem too, though.
Not addressing it publicly?
She addressed it publicly.
You got to show something.
Yeah, but that's not hurt.
But that, and most people would say that that was unprofessional of her.
I'm down for Aure to express herself however she wants to.
But people would say in the traditional world, that was unprofessional what she did.
Why would they go and be unprofessional?
Unprofessional.
What was unprofessional?
I don't.
I delivered a great song and a great video.
I don't agree that's unprofessional.
She's talking about this.
Traditionally.
I'm probably discussing publicly that you're,
18 minute video
She's an artist
What artists is what artists supposed to do
Okay
And labels
Prince wasn't unprofessional
When he put slave over his mouth
And we've seen labels show public support
For artists before
Via social media pages
Right
Have we not?
To clean up
I'm trying to think
Like punch might be the only one
That I've ever seen
To the public to me
Like sometimes it's not support
Sometimes like me and sisters
Don't agree
Like fuck all that
Yeah
It gives
I'm not mad at that
That's why I said
Punch is one of macon
I'm not at that
I definitely not mad at that
Why not?
somebody just somebody say something like you're harry like of course they were having
conversations behind the scenes we can all this yes absolutely after she did that i'm sure she was
on the phone with eb with people for sure for dream though for sure or if we're having that's another
that's another conversation ain't no way that she does that way or not or not i'm just saying
we ain't going to just act like no for sure no it could be nobody still hasn't reached out to
it um well then to me that would be even crazier if if we're either on the phone
or we don't have a conversation behind the scenes
and then you tweet out support for me
to me, to me that's gonna piss me off more.
That's more of a slight.
Yeah.
We haven't even come to agreement
and now you just trying to do PR cleanup shit.
Like, we love all our artists.
I'm just saying they probably
they didn't show no support publicly.
They probably haven't had a conversation yet privately either.
I'm just saying it's not that
it doesn't mean that they're definitely
having a conversation privately
because they didn't say nothing publicly.
No, that's not how that goes.
Somebody, the label's probably like, damn, she mad.
We'll get on the call next week with her something.
Like, they probably haven't spoken yet.
There's no guarantee that after last night by today somebody got on the phone with Ari from the label.
That's not a guarantee.
They probably reached down and was like, yo, we'll get on a call next week.
But that's not a real conversation.
She's obviously disgrunt.
She's obviously unhappy and she has been piling up.
And last night or whatever, she felt like, all right, I'm out to just let all this shit out.
I don't know if that person, if they've cleaned it up and had a conversation already.
Will they have a conversation?
Absolutely. It's business. They have to.
But I don't know if anybody from Dreamville
or Inescope has spoken to her yet.
I don't know. I just can't. I can't speak to that.
I just, I mean, I don't know. The selective
politics with moving the goalposts on shit,
again, I understand Ari has going to social media
and had a lot of wild rants
before. But
when Siza does it, it's
revered.
Like, it really does feel like we do
pick and choose and the goalpost is moved
with certain artists. Because she
is not saying anything Cizza hasn't said,
in Twitter in the last 10 years when it came to TDE and her woes.
Yeah, but somebody from the label is talking publicly on social media as well in response
to what's his is the same.
To the point that some of us thought it was a rollout, which I don't think it was.
But that's my point.
I think she was really crying at SNL like, yo, what the fuck?
Yeah, but that's my point.
Somebody publicly from the label is showing support.
Whether it's what people want to hear or not, they're responding to her public statement.
So I guess what you're really getting at is Julian should have said something yesterday.
about Ari?
Yeah.
Poor Julian.
In this outfit.
Like you just...
Why didn't you support your artist?
That's Rory.
Well, you wearing a scarf, so that's kind of...
She was on your album, Roy.
That's true.
So...
Why, you ain't a supporter?
Why, you ain't a supporter?
I always support him.
And this is him support right here on his platform.
Yeah, you're not listening to the last 15, 20 minute rant.
I just did.
I support ARI anytime some shit happens.
Well, we love Ari.
Behind the scenes and publicly.
All the time.
Love Ari.
Healing Ari, we're here for you.
I don't have your number, but Rory does.
So if you feel like cursing me out, you can curse Rory out, and he'll tell me.
Oh, no, I've been cursed out because of you.
Because of me?
Damn, I'm always getting you cursed out.
I'm sorry.
We always let Julian get his mental health, Dreamville PTSD off.
You don't know what it's affected in my life either.
I've stayed quiet about it.
I just said, I'm sorry.
Like, what you want me to do?
I just apologize.
Thank God, me, Felton, Boss, E.
all pieced everything up, but there's still some
tension with other shit. Because
of you. And now you in the
Meg doc saying women can't make a choice
about the bodies. You said, yeah, I'm
I can't be sitting next to you, man. That's crazy.
I said women can't vote as well.
Flip it.
Women can't vote.
Women can't vote.
What are your views? WallSaz
Women can't vote.
What are your views on Puerto Rico?
I was
waiting for this metro booming topic because I know you're
excited. Why would I be excited? That was
fucked up. That was really fucked up.
Because now all the OVO stands
on Twitter are like, what does this say
about Kendrick that wraps with this guy?
Like, he went on
like that. Metro
Boomer. Is that what they mean? Yeah. Metro Boomer is being
sued for sex. First of all, before we
start anything, I fuck with Metro.
We showed support for him when he lost his mom,
unfortunately. That wasn't so
long ago, so I'm pretty sure he's still dealing with that.
But this is something
else that he has to deal with now.
That is unfortunate as well.
Metro Booman is being sued for sexual assault.
Teamsie is reporting.
A woman has filed a lawsuit against a producer claiming he raped her while she passed out at a Beverly Hills hotel in 2016.
Again, this has just come out.
We don't have any, you know, further details.
Hopefully, you know, this isn't true.
But if it is, if it is, then fuck Metro.
Yeah.
Take the case seriously.
Listen to this woman.
Let's go through the process to the best of the jury.
And if she's lying,
and if it comes out that she's lying and it's not even
say that out the gate. I'm just saying.
Let everyone get the both sides. If it's true,
fuck Metro. Agreed. If it's not true,
fuck that young lady. Don't put Xanax
pills in women's alcohol.
Allegedly, he invited her to a studio in L.A.
She took half of Xanax and a shot of alcohol
before passing out on the couch,
allegedly.
Allegedly.
Again, if this is true,
fucking. If it's not, fuck her.
Yeah. She said she regained consciousness
and they were on bed and he was
beep and then
made her perform moral sex. She allegedly
blacked out again and later woke up
with Metro telling her
that she was going to be sent to another hotel
whatever. But yeah.
Well, yo man. I hope justice
is served in whichever way
the truth is.
I mean, I don't know how much party and shit, you know, people got to do to understand the line of if somebody is obviously incoherent, I don't know why you would even think to go further.
Even if this is, even if this is a woman you had consensual sexual before, right?
Let's say that you've known this woman.
This is what y'all do.
Your hang out.
You know, your party.
You have sex.
Cool.
But if a woman is incoherent.
and obviously doesn't know what's going on where she's at right now.
I just don't know how people would then try to still go through with sex.
The moral and obvious to the side with that, why would you want to do that to begin with?
Yeah.
What the fuck would you?
I've never understood that.
What would be appealing about that?
I was never into having sex with girls that was drunk.
Like if they tore up, I was just, I was never into, I never understood that.
Like I said, even if it's a woman, I've been, you know,
So sexual, before, like consensually, obviously.
But even if it is, like, okay, tonight she got way too lit, put her in the room, close
the door, let her sleep that shit off.
Hopefully she don't throw up all over the sheets, like, whatever.
But to climb on top of a woman to try to have sex in that state and you know she doesn't
know what's going on is forever weird to me.
Even when your girl has like too many mimosas during the day or like, when she come back
and she's on like that freaky time, it's like, get grass and water.
Go lay down.
This is not going to go.
This isn't going to go well.
Yeah.
Take a six.
some BC powder and go lay down, man.
We're not, we can't do this.
We're talking a few hours.
That's what you give them instead of Xanax?
Yeah, you're a good guy.
Put that in, you know what you?
Drink that and you're going to wake up with a headache, you know?
Yeah, drink that.
It's all good.
I want to talk about the Snoop album,
but I really don't want L.A. thinking that I dislike them.
Snoop put the album out?
He announced his album with Dr. Dre, put out the track list as well.
A lot of good features.
I think there's a feature on every song.
I don't doubt that it'll be good.
I just, I don't know.
I don't know if I'm rushing.
It's called Missionary, I believe.
So doggy style.
He's older now.
I see what they were trying to do.
I just don't.
When do our rap is stop rapping?
When it stopped being
fun or beneficial for them.
I like that Dre and Snoop
in this time in their careers
get together to do a joint album.
I think that's cool.
If Snoop was just going around
trying to find the hottest current producers
to make an album,
I'd be like, eh, I don't know if we need that.
Snoop right now.
nostalgic.
It's Dre and Snoop.
I'm probably not going to run to it
per se, but, you know,
it's still Snoop and Dre.
I guess.
If he do another sensual seduction.
Well, I love that.
Listen.
Why we don't, but this is like, why we couldn't get this
10 years ago, this album?
Because he was Snoop Lion.
Okay, so he wasn't rapping 10 years ago?
No, he was a Christian reggae singer.
So Dr. Drake couldn't have,
he had no slaps for that.
What scares me a bit with
Dre had no slaps for the Snoop line?
It's unfair to say, so I'm going to apologize to start.
Based off all of these records having features,
I'm scared that these were just a bunch of records
that Dre has had forever,
and Snoop just added his verse to these songs.
Because you know, Dre has 100,000 songs just sitting.
And they just picked the joints.
Yeah, I did the...
Here's 15 records with Jeannay.
Pick which one you like.
Yeah.
Ooh, we got a new Eminem feature.
Lucky us.
All right.
Method Man, Smitty.
Sting.
You run into that baby, Dee?
Tom.
That would probably be the first time I listen to.
Yeah, listen, man.
It's cool to say it, man.
We're not jacking this.
We're not listening to this hour.
He's got a record with Tom Petty and Jelly Roll.
That's probably fire.
Last Dance with Mary Jane.
I think y'all sleeping on Snoop a little bit.
I am.
All right.
It's because now in 2024, definitely.
I'm sleeping.
I don't, I'm not.
Give me a Freddie Gibbs album.
Give me a new Benny.
Today.
Dr.
Dre album.
Give me a fucking,
you know what I'm saying?
Like,
give me like,
well,
you could get that too,
but I mean.
No, we can't.
We can't get no Dr.
Dre produced a whole Benny to butcher album.
That would be great.
Well, maybe Benny don't want that.
Maybe he liked the piano.
Oh,
let me,
let me promise you something that Benny will not turn down.
If his phone ring and say,
yo,
Dre said come to L.A.,
he's going to produce your whole next album.
I'll make it easier for you.
Find me one rapper.
Find me one rapper on planet Earth that would not...
Who's turning it down a full album produced by Dr. Dre?
No rappers turning that down.
Again, we know understanding nostalgia behind it.
Like, these are two legends.
I love Snoop.
Snoop. Doggy style was one of the...
Like I told about all the time,
I had to sneak and listen to that album
because my mom wasn't having it.
So obviously, I love Snoop.
But in 2024, I just don't know if I want to hear Snoop rapping.
That's all? It's 2024.
Yeah, waiting 21 years to drop a...
sequel is. Yeah, it's just not
it's like, you know what I mean? Let's
let's get some of these younger rappers on these
Dre Beats, man, and let them go crazy, man.
Yeah, I agree. I mean, I do love
that Dre, you know, keeps this shit exclusive.
People that deserve it. I don't.
But, you know, like,
I love that Primo works with so many young artists.
Like, they don't have to be legacy
or a legend yet. Primo will be like, yeah,
let's work. I do.
like when producers do that type of stuff.
But yeah, I feel like with Dre either has to be
Dre's artist and that's as far as you're going to go.
Yeah, I just feel like it's so many dope emcees and rappers now
that will benefit off of a Dr. Dre produced album
way more than Snoop will at this point.
What does Snoop have to, what is he gaining from this?
This is just like a, we just was hanging out for three days in the studio.
We had, we fucked around and got four songs in it.
It was like, fuck it, let's just put a whole joint together.
I mean, why not do that with some of these, you know what I mean?
Like, this.
Let's get some of these other artists in there.
He's a billionaire and probably only wants to be around people that he likes.
He has that luxury at this point.
You can do, yeah, I just want to hang out with my man's that I've known since 1991.
And he, he, he, listen, and he has that right to.
But I'm just saying, if you're going to give us music, at least give us music that we want.
I don't think we want this.
Nobody wants a snoop and doctorate album, 2020.
I mean, I guarantee that.
Give us a, if you're going to give us a detox.
But you're not
See?
See?
See?
You sat back in your daffy duck
Ensemble?
Donald duck.
Oh, Donald.
I'm sorry.
Sorry.
Got my ducking respect.
Listen.
We.
That's my bow tie.
We they, they them.
I'm sorry.
I think you misunderstand.
It's not like Dre giving me.
I'm pretty sure Snoop wanted to do something.
And Dre was like, shit, I got some beats.
Like, fuck it.
Like, I also guarantee Interscope and Jimmy Avine put Google ads behind this album.
All right.
All right.
So can we.
Can we agree to something?
When this album dropped, can we talk about the first week numbers?
Who cares?
When do we care about first week numbers?
Why does that matter?
What?
Why would a Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog album in 2024 care?
Like, who cares what they sell the first week?
This is still Snoop and Dre.
This is still two of the icons, the legend.
Yes, they're very, very old.
We sit here and talk about what Eminem album, what he did his first week.
That's because Eminem's going to stop dropping music.
He's active all the time.
He's active.
Okay.
And people know Snoop as so much more than a rapper.
He's the most famous rapper that's ever existed.
You just went to every event at the Olympics.
The Olympics.
So that means we don't look at his first week numbers from his new album?
Yeah, no.
Yes, that's exactly.
Sorry, yes, that's what it means.
So don't bring him nobody else's first week numbers then.
Are we those guys?
We don't ever read.
Yes, we've had, yes, we've talked.
We've had plenty of conversations about first week number.
But when have we ever said that defines who an artist is or the music is good?
Did I say that defined anybody?
I think it's great what time is selling.
This does nothing for their legacy.
I just want to have a conversation about.
people not wanting this album
from these two legends.
Okay, but who gives a fuck
what people want when music is art?
You do art because you want a good heart.
What you mean?
Who cares what people want?
Yes, you think they don't care
what people want?
You think Snoop and Dre don't care
what people want?
I think at this point in their career,
I don't think it's making or breaking anything.
We know it's not making or breaking them.
Their legacy is solidified.
What I'm saying is if you think
that they don't care what people want,
they wouldn't be putting music out
into the consumer space
if they didn't care what people want it.
It's still businessmen.
If Dre-
If Dre cared what I wanted
or people wanted,
the last album wouldn't have been
Chronic 2001.
We've been asking for a Dre
album forever.
And I like that-
I like the Compton album.
Don't give me wrong.
It's a good project.
But he put that out
because it was paired with the movie.
That was never coming out
at that movie didn't come out.
Dre does not give a fuck
what we want.
I don't think so.
And Snoop did Snoop Lion,
all this other shit
that clearly he didn't care
what we wanted from Snoop Dog.
No one cares.
Snoop and Dre do not give a fuck about what the fans want.
And that's fine with me.
I'm not saying in a negative way.
That's what's made them the geniuses that they are.
They never...
So this is just a passion project.
Passion project.
Probably.
I don't even think it's passion.
I think it's just friends.
It's a friend project.
It's a friend out.
Fun out.
It's not watched the throne where they were at the peaks of their career.
Oh, I know it's not watched the throne.
I'm very clear this is not watching throw.
I know that.
You're a Yankees fan?
Who, me?
Yeah.
All the way of.
Oh, this makes sense.
I mean, you got the Dodger blue one right now.
Thank God.
You stayed there with the locks.
Dodger Blue is Royal Blue.
This is not Royal Blue.
Get your blues together.
And we're about a snoop album.
And you got a whole blue ensemble on.
You don't even know what blue that is.
That's Dodger Blue.
That's Dodger Blue.
That's Dodger Blue.
It's such a bad blue.
It should be compared to watch the throat.
But that was two artists at the peak of their career
that were very focused on making something that we would all love
and would push the sound forward.
This is just two old friends making an album together.
It's not that.
Old niggas working our cars in the backyard.
I don't go fuck with you.
I'm bringing up them first weeks as soon as that shit drive.
I don't even know if they'll post what they are.
You're going to have to pay for that billboard.
I'll pay for it.
Well, no.
They don't have control over that.
I want to see what Jellyroll, with Tom Petty,
all the other features on there.
I want to see what they did first week.
You don't think Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iveen, and Snoop Dogg have the power to stop
anyone from posting those numbers?
I think they do.
that's the real Luminati right there
Or is just the power to make them
Whatever they want them to be
I don't know about that
Not in this day and age
I also think Jimmy Ivin don't give a fuck what they sell
Yeah, who gives a fuck with it
No, I don't, this does nothing
Hold on, is this going out on death row?
Because Snoop owns death row now, right?
This may not even be a aftermath
Interscope thing at all
It should be on the artwork or the track list
It was just a condom
Oh, that's great
Yeah.
And also, you know petty relationships for 30 years.
They even put the Tams Burger shit where Shug ended up getting arrested for the crime that he committed.
They put that at the Super Bowl halftime show.
Snoop then bought Death Row.
If Dre and Snoop put out a joint album together on a joint album together on.
death row while Shug is in jail fighting for his life,
I think they do it just off the petty strike.
I think they probably had the convo.
Like, it would be hilarious since you bought death row.
Just to say a fuck you to Shug that we would do a joint album and put it out on
death row where he has no control.
Fuck the music.
This is a statement for us.
I could see that too.
All that sounds great.
I'm just going to let you know that.
I want to see what those first ones look like.
All of that sounds great.
And put an ACON feature on it.
That went over y'all.
That didn't go over by it.
I got it.
Definitely got it.
Do we have voicemails?
We do.
You've got mail.
Yo, what's good, Rory and Moore.
Shout out to the rest of the crew.
Loader show.
Keep doing your thing.
I'm going to try to make it quick.
I need some advice.
So I was messing with this girl in Utah.
We were off and on.
Utah.
Her ex had lived in Utah as well.
I met her while she was on a break where her ex.
She ended up moving out to Utah back home to
Northern California.
I ended up moving out of Utah
back home to Southern California,
and then I got a job in Northern California.
Moving from Cali to Utah.
Both them lived in Cali
and then moved to Utah.
Stans me and her weren't even...
We were kind of talking,
but not really.
Like, we were kind of off or whatever.
And then I just randomly got this job,
making six figures,
the whole nine yards, everything.
And ended up, you know, moving there.
told her I was moving
she was like oh cool like maybe we could
try things whatever
so cool we tried to explore things
whatever whatever things were going good
she brought me around her family
something her family
and her says she's never done besides
the dude that she was in a super long-term
relationship with
she told me she loved me
we were doing things
and then she
we had went to Bible study one day
and her ex has saw us and texted her
and things went kind of downhill after that.
Then she ended up wanting to take a step back, which is cool.
I'm wondering, I'm kind of a lover boy, so I'm kind of wondering if I should try to do it or not.
Thanks.
What do you say?
He wanted to do what?
If he should still pursue her or not.
Well, he said he's a lover boy, so that means he gets in his feelings quick early.
If you are dating a girl that introduces you to her family, says, I love you, you guys are doing things.
Y'all go to Bible study together?
They never did think.
They're soaking.
All she does is have her ex-spotchial at Bible study and then text her on the side
and now she doesn't want to do this anymore.
No, you should not pursue that girl anymore.
Leave her ass in Utah, bro.
Yeah.
You'll get some head with a bitch from Botox in L.A.
Leave Utah and go to Houston.
What do you think the ex texted?
Texted her.
God.
You think like a Bible quote?
Like John 316 or some shit.
You said God is watching.
Yeah.
Always remember I'm the Genesis.
Yeah.
The alphabet,
Omega and everything in between
On the seventh day
Losing your girl
If you could think of one spot
That would be the least likely spot
To lose your girl
Bible study would be high on that list
Yeah, lose your girl
In church
Bro, pack it up
Yeah, I can't leave her
Leave her with him and God
If you can lose your girl in church
Nowhere's safe
Because now you got to switch churches
You got switch religions
Fuck that
Wait first of all they're like
Have y'all been to Bible study?
Yeah, no
how do you
how does someone spot you
Bible study it's only like 15 people in there
if that that's what I'm like no he was in the circle
he was he was reading he was
running the Bible study like he was the one
conducting it he was playing John
yeah man let her go man
because if you can't go to Bella no chase
where the HE double hockey sticks can you go
and where can you go and listen meeting
a Christian I haven't heard that
in Utah like that's crazy
that bitch is a more
You said we were doing things, which means they were probably like holding hands.
Dry and soaking maybe.
Dry humping with jeans on, no draws.
Man, go back to L.A.
Why would you not have draws on with jeans?
So you could feel something during the dry humping.
Wait, so you take, wait, hold on.
So you take your jeans off, then take your underwear off, put your jeans back on?
I would assume that you came knowing you were going to dry hump so that you just wouldn't put draws on, right?
You would just get carpet burn on your dick.
If you got denim on.
Wait, wait.
I've definitely heard a pussy of prune.
appointments, dick appointments, that whole shit.
I've never heard of a dry hump appointment
that you come prepare with no
put some sweatpants on.
A sweatpants. If you could plan it, why are you
going with denim raw?
And he sounded like he wears that Japanese denim, that hard denim.
Oh, that shit.
That's just the pants stand up in the corner.
Remember red monkey?
He definitely sounds like true religion.
Come on, give me my credit.
Ew.
Come on, give me my credit.
Look at Pete.
Pete's up here like,
Rory jolted on it before we'd even
had a chance to like
Yeah like give it a fucking joke breath
Because it was that bad
I was trying to get ahead of
Me being shitted on
What's his name? Jeremy?
Don't know
He also didn't say it
And that was not him
So it's fine
All right
Well whatever your name is
Sir in Utah
NBA young boy
Leave that lady alone
I kind of want
He should leave her alone
I do want to follow up from him though
What is that conversation like
Yo my ex saw us at Bible study
He just text me
and then she just falls back.
They did the whole family thing, the I love you thing.
They were dry humping.
No, she still had feelings for him.
Well, no, that's obvious, but I have.
So that's all it is.
I'm nosy.
He just made up an excuse, like, you know, whatever bullshit.
Well, he's still sitting here like, should I pursue?
So what did she say?
Like, oh, he just texted me, real.
He just said hi.
No.
But I don't think we should see each other anymore?
No, should I pursue?
I mean, then like, should I continue to hit up?
Like, yo, what's going on?
I agree.
Yada yada.
Can we hang out?
can we talk?
Yeah, it sounds like the homie dumped her, the other guy.
And she's always held that door open saying one day, maybe this will still work out.
She never let go of her former situation, her former relationship.
So now that the guy is even texting her, she's like, we're back on.
Do y'all, do y'all need closure in relationships?
Oh, you're asking me specific.
No.
Julian, nobody in here thinks you need closure.
Yeah, no, I don't.
You just need an app.
You just need Wi-Fi.
You just need Wi-Fi.
You just need 5G and you back in the game.
A little bit tequila.
I used to think I needed closure.
I used to be big on like I need some type of closure.
In this point of my life, absolutely not.
Yeah.
But I was very big on what I thought closure was for a while.
And that has shifted.
That shit doesn't matter at all.
It's probably one of the biggest shifts that's happened in my life as of recent is I just don't.
I don't need it.
It's because you're a dad now.
Yeah.
Closure's few.
Everybody be quiet.
I'm going to sleep.
I feel like closing my eyes
just closing your eyes is all you need
I feel like closure depends on the
the person who
it depends on the end of the relationship
so if you if you suddenly
the only person that usually needs closure
is the one that fucked up the relationship
if you were the one that was cheating
if you were the one that was cheating
and got caught cheating
like you're the one that wants closure
if the other part like your partner stops
but that's not real closure
a lot of people that have been cheating on
need closure of like
They need to know why.
Like, we need to close this.
I need to understand why the cheating have.
I need to understand.
Why are you cheated on me?
That's a thing with people.
Come on, man.
Grow some balls.
What if she has a vagina?
Grow a clit.
That's why you were cheating.
She had no clit.
Dude.
You ain't got no clit.
I'm out.
Imagine finding that out.
What am I here?
Yo, you ain't got to.
I'm out of here, man.
Peach, don't piss me off.
Pete had a great question.
What is?
is a clit, exactly.
What is a clit?
What do you mean?
I know the function of it, but it's tough to find.
Don't get me wrong, but I know the function.
No, it's not.
A clit is not tough to find.
It's in the same spot.
What does it do?
I know throughout the vagina, like what, everything has a function.
So you want to know the functionality of the clitorium?
Yeah.
Is it just for, is it just for pleasure?
The clitoris is a female sexual organ.
It's a female sexual organ, sexual organ.
Sexual organ that has a complex network of nerves and erectile tissue, both inside and outside
the body. Oh, it's just a clump of nerves.
The clit is essentially...
To the aliens for giving women clits, because all it does
is just make sex good. The clit
is essentially the helmet. There's our helmet. You know our helmet.
So the clit is. But our
orgasms are for a purpose of keeping
the population going. Yeah.
We can't keep the population going
without... They just put a rose on there. Without the vulva
and the clitoris. It does look like a folded dick.
That was like tucked in.
Type of porn you'd be watching.
I'm saying, according to this graph there.
am I wrong?
Thank you, PJ.
Well, because I say
graphic and now people think I'm looking at a woman's clip,
but it's a chart of a clip.
It's not like...
Just how your tone and how you said graphic was funny.
I don't know why.
Graphic.
Yeah.
I do like that they call this to clitoral hood.
Can you get your hood circumcide?
Can women get their hood surged?
I just...
The clitoris is essentially...
It looks exactly like the helmet
or the...
tip of a penis. It does.
And it's probably... Thank you, Ma.
Because that's exactly what it is. Sometimes it's covered.
Sometimes it's skin covering it. Sometimes it's just out.
Yeah. Sometimes it's right there. You just see it. So as soon as it...
Okay. Look like a moose knuckle.
Can you imagine, like, what type of world we live in if sex didn't feel good?
Mm. You've had... Elaborate, Rory.
Yes, of course. Okay. But...
So we live in the world with sex doesn't feel good to some people.
Well, we have an animal instinct to...
to breed.
But like,
it's the same
theory that
thank God babies are cute
because there'd probably be a lot
of people that would
get rid of babies
if they weren't so cute.
I think if sex didn't feel good,
it'd be a completely different planet.
Well, cats don't enjoy sex.
Cats don't enjoy life.
Cats don't enjoy being around other cats.
How could they fuck?
Yeah, but it's painful to them.
That's why they sound like that.
You ever heard cats fucking?
Can't say I have.
Really?
Where would I?
I stumble upon
Like hearing
You can be in your house
And like hear it
It's very loud
Never heard a stray cats
Wren?
That's what it sounds
Like I thought they were fighting
No
They were definitely heard cats
Fight
I thought they were just scrapping
No they were fucking
They were fucking
It's very
It's very painful
For them
Wait I always thought
They were just scrapping
Nah
Because the male
That means come
Get this cat ass
The male cat has
Barbes on his penis
So when he goes
To put it in it
And pull it
It hurts the feet
It hurts a lot
Oh, and their tongues are, so even the oral side with cats must be out.
Yeah, they definitely lick pussy.
They have, like, sandpaper tongues.
Roy, you ever, your dress is a duck?
You ever seen a duck's dick?
No, Julian.
Where would I've seen a duck's dick?
Well, do you do history stuff in Ohio.
I do it.
That's history stuff?
It's, you know, it's a, it's a, duck dicks are corkscrews.
They're like super long and they look like corkscrews.
I didn't know, I didn't know ducks were packing like that.
Yeah, they got.
They're strapped.
Look at that thing.
Julian.
Can we have another voice moat?
It's a corkscrew.
I was trying to get at the
the beauty of our ecosystem in the world.
We have been created to enjoy sex
to keep the population going.
It would be really weird
if sex was not good.
I don't know if we'd all be here.
I'm trying to get off the subject.
Mall, look at this.
I don't want to look at it.
Julie.
Look at that thing.
It looks like a Cheeto.
That thing is huge.
It does have big feet, though, so that checks out.
That's a third rudder.
That looked like a wine opener.
Why didn't they add that to my costume?
Is that a wine opener?
What is that thing?
Come on.
You don't have that stand up.
That's what I'm saying.
They didn't add it to my costume.
They gave me the hat, but didn't even give me the appropriate.
Send it back.
They didn't hit some pieces.
You know how much Roy loves wine.
He would die for one of these.
I could open a bottle with my dick.
Send that costume back, man.
That ain't no fucking daffy duck.
Imagine setting the move with a girl.
If your dick could open a wine bottle.
You just spin on it?
You want cabernet?
Like, I got you.
Where did you stumble upon a duck's dick?
He just googled it.
No, but can even know that?
Yeah, this is unfortunately something I knew ahead of time.
I just, I listened to a lot of weird things.
And I always, no shit in me.
Yeah, I always retain the weirdest information, this being one of them.
Birds in general, most.
flying mammals have weird
Do you, do you see that?
What's the name bird?
Albertis.
Albatus?
Albatross.
Albatross.
Albatross.
Yeah, no.
Bro, aliens are real.
I don't, we can't even...
This bird can fly
and stay in the air for 13 months
without landing.
Did y'all know that?
No.
Just by flowing, like, through the wind.
They sleep while they're in the air.
What if it's not winning?
It looks like it's built for a fly.
Oh, it's like me on a train.
No, this is different.
This is different.
13 months in the air.
air?
That has to be an alien.
Like, what are we talking about?
They're really big, aren't they?
Yeah.
Why would you stay in the air for that little?
Yeah, they have a large wingspan.
13 months straight is crazy.
Imagine flying, imagine walking
for a year straight, like, just doing
anything for that extended amount of time.
13 months?
Y'all can't tell me aliens are not real,
man. So you think the birds are the aliens?
A form of them, yeah.
Form a dinosaur.
I think those are like the birds that like when UFOs come into our atmosphere, like I think sometimes they just drop shit off and leave shit behind once they land somewhere.
Like white people?
Like certain animals are definitely from other planet.
Like white people and gonorrhea?
Well, yeah.
Didn't y'all give us gonorrhea?
What?
Like white people, then white people give like bring gonorrhea.
We came up with like the bacteria?
Yeah, like y'all brought the bacteria over here.
Man, you got to talk to...
From the Caucasus Mountains?
That sounds like something that will be up in the Caucasus Mountains, Honorea.
Talk to Yakub about that one.
If you made us, then you also made gonorrhea.
So that's a black people thing.
Do we have another voice, though?
Striking that steel into gonorrhea is hilarious.
Yes, we...
The sword was dirty.
We're the only podcast that constantly brings up Yakub.
No, you're the only person that constantly brings up Yakub.
Is he a part of the honor?
The Ananaki?
Say again?
The Ananaki.
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
The original people?
Yeah.
Listen, I'll...
Was she here for the episode we scrapped?
Oh, God.
We got heavy into that.
Yeah, I was.
I was here.
Where are all these episodes, by the way?
I think I was the person who asked to scrap it.
Hard drives.
They're there.
Fern it.
For the feds come.
For the feds come.
Burn it.
See, you guys are part of...
You're part of the problem.
That's why.
You're like the feds.
You were trying to silence me.
I wasn't
I just know you don't know
That was DeMaris
That DeMaris said scrap
That DeMiras said scrap the episode
Y'all didn't have that
That energy
For 19 keys when he was here
Because him and I believed the same thing
I did
Y'all went against me
I'd be saying scrap everything
Throw it out
Did we cut any of that 19 keys
Yes we did cut some
We did we cut it quite a bit
Now that I remember yeah
You're trying to silence the keys
That's the problem
We just cut out half an episode
Earlier this week
It's the problem now.
Another great tourist.
We cut out so much shit.
All right.
What's up, everybody?
What's up, gang?
Shouts out everybody, but especially Baby D.
You definitely be the most valid on the podcast.
He's just trying to be.
I think we all know that you're the most valid.
But anyway, straight to the point.
I said violent.
Yeah.
Not valid.
So I'm in a situation.
I'm a, first.
from the DMV. I moved to LA pretty recently a little more than a year ago. And, you know, I moved here single and I have, I've been having fun in the streets. You know, I'm a bartender. So my occupation gives way to interact with a lot of women. But there's this one girl back home who I met a little bit before I left.
And we kind of hit it off.
We never hung out or anything.
We just see each other around, but we hit it off.
So I went back to visit last week, and I asked if she wanted to go out for dinner.
And we did, and it was great.
But the only thing is I'm back in L.A. now.
And I kind of don't know what I should do.
I want to see her again.
I know she wants to see me again.
But I don't know how I should go about this.
Like, should I feel.
fly her out. Should I just
wait till she's in town?
Do I go back? I'm not sure.
So let me know.
What should I do?
He left the second voice mail. We're not going to listen to the whole thing.
He basically just added that they've been
texting and DMing since the move and the
date that they did go on went very well.
Okay.
That's it.
How much the flight cost?
From L.A. to D.C.
I don't know. And it's around holiday time.
She's flying Delta 1?
Well, wouldn't he be coming this way for the holidays?
You would assume you'd come back home, no?
Yeah, I'd wait this one out.
I don't know if Fian and I smitten off the first date and then fly her out, I think, is a little extra.
Baller.
First date and then fly out?
Shit, niggins be flying them out first date.
I'm not disrespecting bartenders whatsoever.
I don't want to come across as that guy, but that's a lot of money to just fly a woman from L.A. to D.C.
because you liked her on the first date.
I'm sorry to L.A.
Maybe he's great with his finance.
I don't know.
Yeah, what is she talking crazy in the text, though?
Hmm.
I mean, it was FaceTime and I'll beat off.
The flight is, if he gets her like a business class flight,
it's probably like, what, $500, $600?
From L.A. to D.C.
Well, I don't, I didn't mean business class.
I meant like premium economy.
I mean, you probably could find something like that.
Premium economy.
It's like $600.
Yeah, seven.
Yeah.
But then, all right, then you have to Florida City.
Depending on when you book.
Like, if it's Monday and you're talking about it,
coming out here Thursday.
Yeah, that's,
who, no, no bag.
You're gonna play a,
you're gonna pay a pretty,
you're gonna,
you're gonna pay for that ass.
And then also,
like, if you're not like a dirt bag,
when you fly her out,
you have to, like,
bring her around the city
and, like, do a lot of activities
and that whole thing
starts to add up to.
She didn't want to just get
fucked on your couch for a week.
I missed those.
Especially in our nation's capital.
Remember when it was just that simple?
Lauren tried to tell us.
It could all be so simple.
But you'd rather make it all.
That's what she was
He wasn't talking about a breakout.
Talking about, yo, come through.
Yeah, just pull up.
Fuck all that other.
A week is a long time, especially if she gets there
and you be on the first night from experience.
Not worth it.
Yeah, but Julian.
Some people actually enjoy women and everything else.
They have to offer.
Like, I love women.
Do you?
Yeah.
I think you love sex.
I don't know if you like, love women.
I love women in their personalities,
but a week with any human being is too long.
I'm a big personality guy.
I'm a big personality
He's not
Maul neither are you
So we're not gonna do that
Yes I'm a mobile personality guy
And you
How?
You're on dating apps
What does that have to do with anything?
That's the same comeback every time
People meet that way
They can be into personality
You should try them
Because clearly you know
Clearly what
This hasn't worked out thus far
Whatever your method is
Matter of a lot of people
Like a lot of people like dating apps
Because it could be personality
Rather than just meeting someone out
that's just trying to fuck.
That's right.
Oh, no, you're not a personality guy.
I'm just defending dating guys.
Yeah, I'm not on your side on this.
I want to make that clear.
I'm just on the side.
I understand dating apps are not just fucking.
And has it worked out for you?
Yeah, a few times.
I've had my last two real relationships
were off dating apps.
Your last?
Okay.
When was that?
My last like serious one was like...
2012?
No.
When I first was like 2018,
it was last for like, 2018.
It was last for like, when, when, when, when, when I was like, when, when, when, when,
It lasts for like two years.
Oh, when you went to Michael Jackson's trial?
No, this is after that.
In 2018?
This is after.
My God, I'm like, oh, nine.
Michael Jackson's trial, that was, what was that?
2012?
2012.
No, it wasn't allowed.
He died in 2009.
Yeah, the trial happened.
He's talking about the trial for the guy who killed him, not his trial.
Oh, wait.
I thought he went to like a Michael Jackson.
Well, I went to the one where the, yeah, they were suing the doctor.
The family was representing the Jackson family.
Gotcha.
Okay, okay.
Yeah.
That was like 2012.
Damaris, who do you think is more of a personality person when it comes to women?
Out of whom?
Julian and Mall.
Oh, come.
Oh, Mall.
What?
I'm not going to lie to.
I agree to.
Wow.
I'm sorry.
All right, let's go back to the gas light pole because I came in last in that one.
So, what's get?
You guys are the lighters over here.
Demaris literally has a gas problem going on in her apartment.
That's a sign.
Why are you so mad at us because we, I'm not mad at just.
Stop projecting.
He like news.
News.
Ducks.
Just take a fucking breather. Happy Halloween.
Even though we do give Mall a lot of shit for never being in serious relationships,
I do think his situationships, he actually likes the woman.
Yeah, I wasn't saying all was a great guy.
Which is okay.
I think you're honest with the women that you meet on the apps.
I don't think you do dirtbag shit whatsoever.
I think you're honest in saying, you know, I'm just trying to fuck and move on.
I also haven't expressed or been open with my current dating stuff.
I've kept it quiet for a reason.
So I'll just say that.
Hmm.
You sound like somebody I know.
You?
I don't know.
Me for sure.
No, you love.
I'm not on like this 300 day venture.
She ain't either.
Yeah.
Yes.
What number is it?
What are we at?
I have not.
I stop coming.
I bet you did.
I'm depressed.
I stop coming.
I'm not going to keep calling that shit every day.
I bet you did.
May 14th, baby.
May 14th.
In 1,07 8 days.
I've been going to something.
May 14.
What was this gentleman asking us for?
Does he, does he fly her out or does he, what does he do?
Oh, man, you're a bartender.
Damaris is at a hundred.
See it, hold on.
Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on.
Oh, hold on.
This bar, you're a bartender.
What, would that mean?
You have access to meet a lot of people.
He also just said he was getting ass for being a bartender.
Like, just do that.
I was giving a compliment.
No, but I'm talking about what you said earlier when you were like, you're a bartender, like,
I'm not saying how much bartenders make, but you shouldn't be spending.
that's an expensive trip.
Yeah.
That's an expensive trip if you ain't a box.
It's an expensive trip for anybody.
I said I'm not shitting on bartenders or what they make financially.
I'm not that guy.
Okay.
But yeah, that's a lot of money around the holidays to have some chick that you just had one cool date with to spend $700 minimum to get her there.
And like we said, for a whole week, he sounds like a good guy.
He's going to have to take her to every fucking sight that she's ever needs to see.
in D.C. They're going to have to go to dinner. That's going to be minimum minimum.
2,000.
3,500.
What, 30.
Because you got to do dinners.
3,500 is crazy.
You got to do drag it.
Dinners.
You got to do dinner every single night.
If she's there for five days, he got to do dinner every single night.
Can he cook?
Because if not, yeah.
Yeah, true.
If you can't impress her with the cook game, yeah.
Oobie's.
Yeah.
Like, who the fuck is going?
Okay, it's not cheap.
But it's not fucking $200 a fucking night.
Like, it's, it's,
$300 for an Uber from the airport.
Are you guys like not paying attention to
how much shit cost these days? No, it's not.
In D.C.? It's not.
At all. It's like $50.
If he flies her out to L.A.
Yeah, but from the airport
to where it's $300. Well, you'd probably pick her up
from the airport. L.A.X to anywhere
in Los Angeles is $100
$100, absolute fucking minimal.
It's not. We go to our hotel all the time.
It depends. It depends on what time of day.
60. All right. See, I can't even have this conversation.
I'm sorry. $60.
$60. $60.
$60.
black trucks, so they cost a lot of
Even if you don't.
Even if you get a comfort, just a regular
or XL is like $80 something.
If you get a regular Uber, just a
car, Uber X, it's $60.70.
No way.
Let me see right now.
Let me go on Uber.
Well, you can't.
Yes, you can.
You're pretty far from this location.
So you can still, you think I can't call somebody
at Uber in L.A. right now?
No, I think you can.
It's just going to say you're very far from this location.
Yeah, okay.
Is this where for you?
Send the car.
That shit is definitely going to be more
And what time is it over there?
It actually doesn't even matter.
From JFK, it's that crazy.
I'll send it to West Hollywood.
Yeah.
And he don't live in West Hollywood, by the way.
Do pink dot.
Yeah, right now comfort is, yeah, $60.
And a regular UberX is $61.
Like I said.
Yeah.
I mean, we're splitting pennies here.
That's still a very financially expensive trip.
$60 is not splitting pennies.
It ain't $3,500.
Total?
After restaurants, Uber.
every yes that's you're spending that much money on a girl you like yes you are okay
you think she's gonna eat hoshi every night in dc no let's just agree to disagree i don't see
$3,500 i can see you saying you spend $700 on the flight oh wait do i have it wrong he wants
to fly her to L.A it's worse that's what I'm saying it's worth i'm saying it's worse i'm saying it's
$4,000 yeah oh i was saying that for D.C i thought he was flying to D.C no he's saying do I fly her
out to me she's in D.C.
does she go to L.A.
So I'm saying
if she goes to L.A. is cooked, bro.
You're like draining your pockets.
You're spending way more money.
Yeah.
For sure.
And Turore's with like,
L.A., you got to be,
you're driving her everywhere.
You got to think,
that's just a lot.
You got to spend time with her.
Yeah.
It's a lot of shit.
And you have to think, too,
if she's there for the week,
you're a bartender.
You got to take it a highlight room.
Got to see Night Train.
How much money,
how much money are you losing
as a bartender?
Because, like, if you work
during the day, I think a woman would like
understand that. But if you leave her every night
to go work. True. She's not
going to like that. That's going to be odd. You guys
can't do dinner. You can't do any of that shit. So clearly
he's going to have to take a week off of work.
Barton is usually. Yeah, but we don't know
homie pockets, though. Yeah, like,
that's, if he didn't call in and say, hey,
I don't know if I could have more money than me. I'm just saying how much
it would cost. All right. But if you change
shifts and say he usually works Thursday,
Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday,
Sunday. All right, fine. Take two
of those shifts off. You're going to pick up the Monday,
where you're probably not making nearly as much money,
regardless, he's going to lose money
by either moving shifts or not working.
I'm saying the hours, too.
Fuck it, man. Fly out.
Thank you, Ma. If you can afford to do it.
And when I say afford to do it, I mean, like, comfortably do it,
which I assume you can because you call in and ask us.
And you like her, you want to spend time with her do it.
You think she worth it doing.
Yeah, fly out.
A week after one day, though, is.
A week is too long. I would say a weekend for a weekend.
She's not going to fly to L.A. for 40 hours.
Three nights, I think, is...
Three nights is cool.
Three nights is proper.
Because that first one, you're going to have fun.
Second one, you get in your rhythm.
Like, if you nutted too quick, the first night.
Y'all never spent a week with a girl?
Yes, but not after the first date.
After the first date is wild.
I don't think I've ever spent a week with a girl after a week.
That's a lot.
A week is a lot.
Oh, okay.
And it's different if it's a week and we live in the same city.
A week and you come in here to visit me for a week.
That's a long.
If we live in the same city, like, you got your place, I got mine.
We don't have to be up under each other.
but if you flying out to stay with me
and for a week you're in my space, my house, whatever,
like after one date, that could be,
you're going to find out,
you're going to find out who this person is.
So he might have a plan.
Like, I want her to spend time.
I want to watch how, you know, how she moves around the house,
like what she does, like how she, you know,
carries herself.
What's her house swag?
Like, is she clean?
Is she messy?
Is she...
But you never really going to know something like that
from if somebody's not in their own space.
Shit.
You got.
What? Yes, you can.
If you have a girl come stay with you, you'll find out exactly how she conducted herself in her house.
You can see it.
I'm like, all right, I get it.
No, but there's some girls that you...
Those plates shit's still in the sink, okay?
I get it.
No, but some girl, but on the opposite end, some girls will be super clean at your house
and they won't be the same at their house.
That's what I'm saying.
It don't really, you don't really see it.
If you ain't got a choice...
If you're trying to check out for a week, though, are you giving her, like, the rundown
when she first gets to the house of, like, house rules and like...
I'm not giving her no house rules.
Take your shoes off.
She's going to walk in to see a clean space.
See shit is in order.
And just let me see what she do from here.
The true test of a great guest.
You see how I live.
Relationship or not is even if you're just letting a friend stay at your place,
is whatever condition the place is when you walk in,
that's how it should be when you're there.
And name it.
Now, granted, we know you in here.
So it's going to be shit that's just, you know,
blankets, whatever, like, you know, suitcase, clothes.
I get that.
But you can still do that and still have shit organizing together.
And if I'm doing a week, I'm preparing.
We're like, all right, you can have this.
area, put your makeup and all that shit here.
Don't make it weird. You can poop here. You don't have to run to Starbucks and try to hide for a week.
You got to say that. Girls really run to start. I'm not running nowhere. If I got a shit out of
shit. You know when girls take shit. They disappeared.
We turned the water. Not only that, they disappeared for like 30 minutes and you look up,
you on your phone, you're watching the game. You don't even realize she's not even in the
living room with you no more. She's in the back taking the shit. I've had a girl call me weird
because I, in my days of having the fly out or whatever when they would stay for a few days.
I would break the ice right away.
Like, if you need to poop, just do it.
Like, there's wet wipes.
You don't need to, like, do this whole thing.
Roy said leave the door open.
I don't think, like, that's odd.
I still do the running water thing.
And she called me weird, like.
And Rory walking the bathroom soon as she finished.
And he goes off.
He won the those for sure.
He wanted to smell.
Scat pack.
That's why I mean, ice spice.
It's a redhead thing.
I get it.
I understand.
Put the zip lock in the toilet.
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All right, man.
The weekends here.
Happy Halloween. Everybody be safe.
Worker-creating.
If you hear this, Halloween is over.
If you want you hear this.
Trick-a-treat.
No, I'm not.
No.
No, I'm not trick-or-treating.
No. Trick-or-treat.
Oh.
What is that?
Oh, I have a trick.
I got matches.
We'll talk to y'all.
That's after she shits.
Be safe.
No, you can make it disappear.
Be blessed.
That's definitely after she shits.
I'm that nigga.
He's just chis it.
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A win is a win.
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