New Rory & MAL - Episode 316 | Spooky News

Episode Date: November 1, 2024

Did you pay your rent yet? Well, go do that and then come back. Okay. Now that you’re back, Happy Belated Halloween! The crew is in the studio, in costume (except Mal), and in the spirit. First on t...he docket - Mal is clipped up multiple times in Megan Thee Stallion’s new documentary ‘In Her Words’, and he calls her and the production team out for only acknowledging his bad words and not the good. They double down on previous things said about her case. Demaris gets vulnerable about a dream she had about Meg, forcing Mal and Rory to call each other about some live show habits. 6ix9ine and Diddy are allegedly in the same correctional facility, and the jokes arise about how prison life would suit each of us. Speaking of Diddy, his sons are on a p r e s s run, and Ray J is their focal point. Do you think they have the right to press people for speaking on their father’s sins? Speaking of a full court press, Ari Lennox is tired of Dreamville and Interscope playing in her face, and Rory & Mal are on her side. Metro Boomin has some nasty allegations out about him, Snoop & Dr. Dre are coming out with an album Mal swears no one wants, AND we have voicemails! The first leads us to discussing closure, clitori, and albatross’, and the second has the guys allllll in a bartenders pockets. For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Demaris: @DemarisAGiscombeFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholas To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/RORYMAL. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:16 My name ring around the nation How the crime scene was left They could tell that it was chasing Happy Halloween Well, day after Who Happy November Oh, rinse do
Starting point is 00:03:28 Wrench do Wrenced do That is some spooky shit Especially around the holidays Yeah, nah, y'all go on tonight and shake you know shake the town down Go ahead, have fun. First of the month is different.
Starting point is 00:03:42 But tomorrow. Halloween to Thanksgiving to Christmas. Yeah. Yeah. Just a lot of the bottle of the catch last night, but you don't have a gas. Yeah, a bottle of candy, you know, trick-a-tree with the kids. But in the morning, though, that direct deposit better be sent. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I mean, there's fentanyl on the candy, though, so we're all going to die. Yeah. Gotcha. Well, I'm supposed to be Donald Duck. Do that who you supposed to be? Talk like a duck. I don't know how to do that. I don't know why he knows how to do that.
Starting point is 00:04:10 do that. That's like his duck ass. You know, it's a little kink. That's what he does. That's what they do. I get it.
Starting point is 00:04:15 Yeah. Well, Amar loves Mickey Mouse Clubhouse so she wanted to be Minnie Mouse. So this is, so Marr's going to be Minnie and you're going to be Donald.
Starting point is 00:04:23 I'm Donald, yeah. Okay. I ordered this like a month ago. It came this morning. So you were scared? You didn't even know if it was going to fit. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:29 It doesn't fit. It's a little tight? Yeah. This isn't made for dad, but I don't understand how women do the shit. This is like the elastic pants they put around their waist. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:40 I don't know if I'm going to last this entire episode with the shit The feet are great I love the feet Well these came separately because I thought the costume wasn't coming I thought I had to do like an improv two And I bought these and a Donald Duck shirt But it came She didn't see you yet? No she went to daycare before
Starting point is 00:04:55 Oh she's gonna go crazy She's gonna love this You gotta pick her up in that Yeah and I'm definitely when I leave here We have a whole thing in our building for Halloween so Oh that's dope But I can't get the hat to stay on because I don't have enough hair It's like an actual hair clip
Starting point is 00:05:06 Oh you gotta do what the Jewish people do with the yarmikas You got to get the little bobby pin. Yo, that's what it is, but it doesn't work. His hair's too thin. Yeah. It's not that it's too fine. It's too fine hair. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:17 Thank you for calling me fine. I appreciate that. Frog hair is fucking hilarious. Rory got that. I'm my bad, bro. I'm sorry. Duck hair. Donald Duck.
Starting point is 00:05:30 I just got duck hair. Over the weekend, I went to my man Kazas's crib. He was doing something for like all the kids for Halloween. And again, this wasn't, it didn't come in time. I just had the shoes. Yeah. And I just had a blue shirt. So I walked into a costume.
Starting point is 00:05:41 party with just these on in a blue shirt and everyone's like, hmm, what are you trying to give us? Like you wore your slippers? That's always funny when people don't know what your collar, like, who you're trying to be? And you just standing there, you try to like, yo, y'all don't get it. These look like monster feet. They don't even look like Donald Duck's feet. They're kind of scary. You're past your duck feet.
Starting point is 00:06:02 Yeah. Well, yeah, I don't know if I'm a chef or a Kappa. I don't know. This is a mess. Either way, Amar is going to love it. That's the important part. We have a lot to cover today, like serious topics. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:12 And if we get in debates, I don't know if you're going to be able to, like, can you take me serious when I start arguing about Meg Dostalian? Absolutely. You're dressed for the occasion. And then PG's going to clip it up and I'm going to be screaming red and I'm going to be in this outfit. Of course. And no one is going to listen to any of my points.
Starting point is 00:06:26 Exactly. I love it. So here we are. Who are you? Me? Yeah. Joe Fresh Goods? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:31 There you go. I'm Joe Fresh Goods today. It's a good costume. Friend of the show. Yeah. Absolutely. It's my guy. you had the Andre 3000 fit ready to go
Starting point is 00:06:39 I'm upset yeah but I'm not I'm not dressing a problem you know I'm not you said like the last five episodes you were going to dress up for Halloween this year I didn't say I was I said I thought about it who were you supposed to be Julian because let me guess you are either let's go let's run through them
Starting point is 00:06:55 the girl that forgot her weekend back and needs something to put on her head to go to sleep the girl that's rushing to the airport to the gate what was that anti-blank racist for you Um, your pirate or Tony said it was okay. Aladdin. Sorry. Yeah, after we recorded Patreon yesterday, I called a friend and said, hey, I need.
Starting point is 00:07:19 He's one of those guys addresses in a costume every day of the week for Halloween. So I said, just give me one. And this was, this was it. Supposed to be a pirate. Okay. But with my complexion, I look, I look like a jewel thief. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I think it's funny that you know zero black women. So you had to call your white male friend for this. fit. Was he a white pirate? Well, he's Iranian, so. Oh, there you go. We both, I said we could look like, you know, we have a bomb or something, you know.
Starting point is 00:07:48 Can't say, you can't say that. All right, sorry, Pete. No, this is a safe space. They literally ban someone from CNN for that comment, and you want us to have that. We're a far cry from CNN. I'm just saying.
Starting point is 00:08:01 A far cry. Damaris, just went with Bunny. Demaris has a costume but she won't put it on because she doesn't want the creeps to wet their hands and beat off. So it's too slutty for the show but it's okay to go outside. Yeah. She'll be wearing it at the Barclays tonight. So the Barclays gets it, but we don't.
Starting point is 00:08:19 Yeah. Got it. Okay. It's a falado though. Yeah, you gave us the ears. Well, y'all are my co-workers. Well, that used to really be the typical costume for women, dressed like a whore and then just put funny ears. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:29 But, I mean. It's traditional. Playboy money. I do appreciate the tradition because now women have actually. gotten creative with their Halloween costumes because they dress like whores 364 days out of the year. So now they're actually doing cool costumes.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Before it was like, I get to dress like a slut. No one will judge me. And we loved it. It's their body, their choice for you. Unless you're Meg. Unless you're mall looking at Meg the Stallion. Are we going right into that? Let's go right into it.
Starting point is 00:08:57 No, hold, I got this. Meg. I thought I showed nothing but love and support for Meg the Stallion throughout the years. I got cursed out. I got put in songs, all kind of shit in support
Starting point is 00:09:10 and standing with Megda Stallion through one of her most tumultuous situations in life. Maul was the first person to come out and say that Niggas shot her.
Starting point is 00:09:23 He was the one supporting so much that Tori Lanes put Maul in his hateful intro on his return album. But for those that don't know, right before we started recording the Meg the Stallion in her work, documentary came out on Amazon Prime.
Starting point is 00:09:37 Yes. We were getting a bunch of tweets that Maul was in the doc slut shaming, which is, you know, on par. That makes sense. But then I was like, not with Meg. I feel like Maul's owed somewhat of an apology from maybe Meg or the editor. I don't know if Meg just found all these clips. Maybe we should blame Amazon.
Starting point is 00:09:57 No, I mean, I think Bezos cut that up. It's fine. I mean, the way they cut it made it seem like, I think we were talking about the song Wop at that point. And I was saying how that, the lyrically at the time, that was one of the most raunchy songs we probably ever heard two female artists sang on the record. That was just that record, though. But they put that there like I didn't, I don't, I thought Meg should like change her content. I think they cut it too soon.
Starting point is 00:10:22 I think you finish that sentence with, but I like it. It's around the 39 minute mark of the doc. And the last line Meg says before they go into a montage of internet and podcasters reacting to the song is her saying, female empowerment, my body, my choice, and then 30 seconds later, Maul says this. Look at what we're listening to women say right now. She's a...
Starting point is 00:10:41 Like, why would a woman think it's her choice with her body? I don't even... It's crazy how they cut and edit these things, man. Like, I promise you, I have nothing but love and respect for Megan's choice and what she wants to do with her body,
Starting point is 00:10:55 what she wants to talk about, rap about, it's all love. But the way they edit that made it seem like I'm the craziest guy when it comes to... She got to cover up. And she can't talk like the... You continued to talk about the history of Planned Parenthood, if I remember correctly.
Starting point is 00:11:09 Yeah. If you remember correctly, that's exactly what I wanted to write after that, Rory. Yes, the Kanye West and Candace Owens' talking points at that point. Yeah. I mean, where do we start with this Meg, Doc? When is it? It's out. It's out right now. It's currently out, but there's really one clip that seems to be making the rounds online.
Starting point is 00:11:26 And it was her kind of saying how she lied on the gale interview about not sleeping with Tori. here's the clip real quick. You know, first of all, I ain't know that bitch you're gonna ask me about that shit because you always want to talk about this shoe why'd you ask me about fucking Tori? That's not what this is about. I was sorry.
Starting point is 00:11:43 I was a fucking thing like once, maybe twice on a drunk night, but you kept catching me out of my fucking mind. Okay, that's sad. I mean, she spoke about this before I think though, no? During the trial, because she had to tell the truth I said.
Starting point is 00:11:58 Yeah. So, I mean, yeah, we knew that. Everyone knows that she was fucking. Every woman lies about who they sleep with. That's not, I don't know why people thought that that was so crazy. But I mean, it is what it is. It doesn't change the fact of the matter or what was found to be true in court. Well, we're going to look like picnies. We're not this misogynistic podcast that you think. When this Gail interview aired, we did an episode, I think, the next day. And the first thing we said was she's clearly lying about that, but who cares.
Starting point is 00:12:28 We're here to talk about a shooting. She doesn't owe us who she fucked on. national TV. Go ahead and lie. That didn't bother me at all. We know you're lying, but you said you have to go on TV and say who you fucking like. I think people were trying to parlay that into she's lying about what happened that night. If you lie about
Starting point is 00:12:46 my pussy is not your concern, Gail. Like, yeah, if you lie about... Even if I rap about it all the time. The consensus is if you lie about who you'll fuck, then you'll lie about somebody shooting you because those are like equally the same. Yeah, those things check out. Dumbass shit. I just didn't understand that, but you know, whatever.
Starting point is 00:13:02 Well, the funny part was, though, she really didn't think Gail was going to ask, were you fucking Tori? Because all the evidence around that time and the reports from Tori side were they had an argument with Kelsey because she found out that Meg and Tori were fucking behind her back. You didn't think Gail was going to get in there
Starting point is 00:13:21 and be like, yo, he beat? So what's up here? Yeah. Yeah, fresh off the R. Kelly interview, she had to go for it. Robert? I didn't think Gail would ask me that. We talked about shooting.
Starting point is 00:13:31 All right, well, Let's talk about how the shooting started. I mean, either way it goes, Meg, we love and support you. I just hate the way they cut and edited that part of that documentary. Which is crazy with your ties to Rock Nation, that Rock Nation would do that to you. With my ties to Rock Nation. Like, they would try to paint you to be this person. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:13:57 So Rock Nation is back in hot water. Back in hot water. Yeah, I mean, they seem to be back in hot water. All of this is coming out once again. The whole trial. Now, Tori, he has filed for his appeal. His appeal was granted, I believe. No.
Starting point is 00:14:13 It wasn't? Oh, well, I'm sorry. They're reviewing it. Which I think it's his second time trying to do an appeal. The first one got denied. This isn't going anywhere. He's doing his time. Yeah, but if you know, if you know how the court system goes, you know, this is what
Starting point is 00:14:25 usually happens. People file appeals. Sometimes they're, you know, accepted. Sometimes they're denied. But, you know, this is just part of the due process of what many inmates go through, especially when they feel like, you know, they were wrongly prosecuted or their defense team feels like we may be able to find another loophole in this case or in this sentencing. So I don't think that's surprise anybody. But I know Tori is, he's suing, I believe.
Starting point is 00:14:55 He's suing his lawyer, Sean Holly, I believe her name is. Yeah. he's filing an ethics complaint against his ex-attorney for her alleged ties to Jay Z's Rock Nation. Now, I don't know if that's because she represented other artists that are signed or have deals with Rock Nation. She literally said in her statement, I have never worked with Rock Nation in my life. The show I executive produced is simply just named Reasonable Doubt. It has nothing to do with Rock Nation. Oh, that's that new show where every episode is named after Jay Tract.
Starting point is 00:15:29 Yeah, but it has nothing to do with Rock Nation. No. She's never worked with them. And that's where I think people that are still on this Tory conspiracy side need to, like, look at the logic here. Yeah. If they're fishing for this type of shit on the basis of the second appeal, clearly the evidence is suggesting he did it. Now, if you are picking at this type of shit, a lawyer that has not worked with Rock Nation, that's how you're trying to get your appeal? Right.
Starting point is 00:15:56 Yo, she knows Des. Right. That's what you're doing? You're pulling for anything at that point. Yeah, that's true. Which is, go ahead. Use your appeals, do what you have to do. It's your right in our court system.
Starting point is 00:16:10 But if you had a strong appeal, you could just go to the evidence. Right. That was always my whole thing. And back to that, just to move on before we do. My stance is still the same as it was, obviously, where you were sitting next to me when all of this first happened years ago. And I said then what I say now. If, in fact, Torrey Lanes is guilty,
Starting point is 00:16:33 which he has been found guilty of this, if he did do this, then, yeah, again, this is the craziest shit ever. This is some shit that should never happen. A man should never pull a gun on a woman, let alone fire a gun at a woman. It was all unfortunate. Tori Lanes was one of the hottest artists at the time.
Starting point is 00:16:50 I've always supported Tori throughout his career. I put plenty of people onto his music. early before he even took off. But again, a situation like this, you know, all of that aside, it's just something that we should have never witnessed. It should have never happened. And my thing is, you know, cool, go through the due process and file your pills. But I always go back to why not take the stand when the case was at trial.
Starting point is 00:17:14 If you didn't do it, like if I didn't do something in the cases that it tries, nothing my lawyers can tell me about not getting on the stand. I believe the judge's son was interning at Rock Nation at the time. That's why you couldn't understand. I forgot his name, but you're probably right about that. Jack Warrant Wright told me that. Yeah. But again, you know, prayers to everybody involved.
Starting point is 00:17:31 Hopefully Meg is still healing from this and moving forward. And, you know, obviously being shot, thank God I've never had to deal with that. But knowing people that have is something that you never forget. It's trauma that stays with you forever. So hopefully to the best of, you know, her ability, she's moved past and she's healed from that and is doing well. And also still, prayers too. I don't hate Torrey Lane. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:17:52 I never met him. Well, I met him a couple times. but I don't hate him, but prayers to him as well as somebody that is in prison, incarcerated, you know, that's a rough time as well. Hopefully he's getting the help that he needs and when he comes home, he's a better person than a better man.
Starting point is 00:18:05 Are you calling Meg out and encouraging her to clip that part out just to clear your name? She should put what you just said on her IG and, like, maybe a formal apology. Let me DM Meg. How would you start a DM with Meg? Drop a money bag.
Starting point is 00:18:23 Hey, stallion, hey, hey, hey, Hey, Forrestes, you get it. Hey, Stallion. Yeah, I believe her Instagram is at R-O-C-N-A-T-I-O-N. Yeah. Y'all, I had a dream about Meg last night. DeMars. We don't want to hear about your wet dreams.
Starting point is 00:18:39 We don't want to hear about that. I actually want to hear about it. What happened? I had a dream. Like, Mar-L-Houth, I had a dream. I think those were different, but go ahead. I don't know why Meg was in my dream like that. You know why.
Starting point is 00:18:53 You know exactly why she was in your dream. Because you had to pill him between your legs when you went to sleep. He was horny. He was flicking the bean. You know what she was doing. That kidney bean was vibrating all night. You know how I go. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:19:06 First the beeper joke. Your neighbors thought you had a barbershop in the crew. Wait, wait, wait. Did you have a wet dream? What happened? I had a dream. It was a very nice dream. It felt so real.
Starting point is 00:19:18 I woke up. Like, he literally woke me up. It felt so fucking real. You wouldn't know what to do with that Meg Dostalian. Meg sit that ass on your face. You'd be begging for help. You'd be knocking shit over trying to get the phone to call police. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:19:30 I mean, there were those reports that Meg eat pussy in the backseat of a car. That's to go. How far as the hotel? God damn. How old are we? That's to go. Yeah, that's the guy. You know, you get the prize.
Starting point is 00:19:45 I got to be a professional driver. Yeah. You can't look through the wrist. Let me tell you something. If I'm driving Meg the stallion around and she's back. 100%. I'm pulling over. Vender vendor.
Starting point is 00:19:53 minimum. I'm like, oh, come on, man. I know I got this suit on. I'm from the hood, man. You fine bitches ain't about to be eating pussy here, and I'm just driving at the light, acting like I don't hear that shit. So he doubles down. It's not, her body is not her choice. No. Maul makes that decision. It's his car. How did I say, well, it's my car. What's my car? What's my car? What's your saying? They can't eat person unless you're involved with said act. I'm not saying, I have to be involved, but I'm not going to act like I don't see it. I want to watch. We could pull over. Yeah. We pull over, you know what I'm, turn the, till completion. Turn the heat up a little bit. You know what I'm saying? Get some air. Get some
Starting point is 00:20:23 egg on in here. And I'm going to watch y'all eat soup. Can we... Where were you and Megan's dream? We were in a green room. Green room couch. A green room... On a green room couch? The Maris always want to be in a green room. I never wanted to be in your green room. Don't do that. Never wanted to be in your. What's wrong with our green room?
Starting point is 00:20:44 No, it's wrong with our green room. But don't say... And she's always in our green room. What are you talking about? But 2.5 seconds, I'll be outside. Bro, I do not be sitting in your green room in your face. Damaris, don't do that. That is not happening, bro. You got your head. You got your hair, makeup, nails, everything done in our green room before. Don't do that. That is actually a fact.
Starting point is 00:20:56 Don't do that. I did my makeup one time in your green room. That's it. And hair. Couldn't even put my pants on for the show. I had braids. I had to get dressed in the bathroom. I had braids.
Starting point is 00:21:05 It was girls on your nails and your feet on your hair. I was like, well, God didn't. I'll be having everybody. You want me to start naming people that was in that green room? Which one was this, by the way? Whoa. You have, you know, there's evidence. Our last, like, three New York shows,
Starting point is 00:21:19 I had one plus. I walked in the room. We're not going to do that. Thank you. Leave me a lot. Let's go do that. You know, I'm not going to do that. Why?
Starting point is 00:21:29 Oh, you know what the time? Oh, you talking about the time. Niggas I always want to tell you when you're talking about a time. Okay. Who I had in the green room? Name the names I had. Please. Don't do that.
Starting point is 00:21:39 You have your stylist who I love to death come all the time with, and she come with like seven of her friends. Who's my style? But they're all pretty and smell good, so I don't care. Who's my stylist? Don't do that. See? Who is my style?
Starting point is 00:21:48 Now you don't have a style. I don't know. No, I don't. Now you don't have a style. No, no, Roy. Because you're all. Beautiful white woman, mutual friend of ours. Who?
Starting point is 00:21:55 I haven't seen this girl in five years. Now it's five years. When the last time you've seen her with me? In Sony Hall. No, you did. Bringing down your garments. You're lying. Garment.
Starting point is 00:22:04 You're lying. She's definitely been in our Sony Hall green room with your garments. For sure. What are you talking about? I don't know. Whenever we wear a Sony Hall, where they're like 10 fucking times. All mall has is someone bring a Godspeed hoodie and then leave.
Starting point is 00:22:17 What is he talking about? There's one time. And it was when Go, King. Who else was in the green room, Rory? The Golden Joe in New York. Who else, Rory? They sit in there quiet for a reason. My daughter? No. Well, we count you're not counting your daughter. We know you're... Wait, I'm really not even trying to play dumb. You can say it. What skeletons I have?
Starting point is 00:22:39 It ain't no skeletons, but they sit in there quiet for a reason because they know that I'm not wrong. You wrong right now. Who did I have in the green room? I don't know them, niggas. I seen them around a couple times, but I don't know them. Oh, you're talking about Now I'm talking about more Here we go How many talking about Okay
Starting point is 00:22:57 I'm being honest here That was Carl That was not me Alright man That was Carl Whoever it was it wasn't my It wasn't me No you know what
Starting point is 00:23:07 It was Carl and Benner Because they said Nah he got to stay in the green room He can't be seen I was like I whatever it was I'm just going back to the top Whoever it was
Starting point is 00:23:15 Whoever it was I'm going back to the top of conversation Now mom None of nobody was there for me Nobody I may have had one person there one time that was it
Starting point is 00:23:24 Julius Randall I mean I was about to say he took up mass space that was it Julius Randallang Goling we even Nah
Starting point is 00:23:31 Goling had like a plus seven Yeah but they were off London Is a big person But I feel like people with accents Don't count That is true
Starting point is 00:23:40 That is Like it was a refreshing Green Room because everyone Like all the women Yeah had London accents Like who wasn't happy
Starting point is 00:23:47 at that I get it I understand that But back to my I'm not green room, poppy. I don't be having a bunch of niggas in the green. I don't even have people come to the shows. I may have two, three people come to the show.
Starting point is 00:23:56 The only time the green room really got wild was the L.A. show. You lying about that one. How? L.A. is always different. What am I lying about? More, that last show we had. Where? You had some motherfuckers on that.
Starting point is 00:24:09 Your list? The Sony Hall show. It's documented. I'd be sending two names. That's family, though. But they're not in the green room. No, they're not in the green room. But you're saying, I don't ever have people come to the shows.
Starting point is 00:24:19 I'm like, I don't. New York don't count. This is home. That's, that's why we hate doing New York. We both spoke on that. Like, bro, God damn. Like, but in the green room, fuck, no. Never. I was never that person. Never. Anytime I had to be in the green room was performing. It wasn't nobody, a bunch of people
Starting point is 00:24:33 there for me. They might come and say hi, but this in and out, it ain't like hanging out. Niggas ain't getting hummus and shit. That ain't happening. No, I don't do that. Because sometimes the openers be spitting all over our food. Those are your people. You'll be booking them. Those are my friends.
Starting point is 00:24:49 My people? I just come and do my makeup upstairs. I do miss, I think it was the last LA show or two LA shows ago when shit was all good. DJ head and mall in the same green room.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Like, shit was all good just a week ago. What you mean? It's still all good with me and head. It was so much love at that time. Look how things have changed. Had is still my dude.
Starting point is 00:25:06 Like, it's still nothing of love between me and DJ head. The golf tournament that year. Yeah, that's, that's my god. I've no head for years. Yeah, that's my dude. It's crazy. I should change.
Starting point is 00:25:16 Nah, bro. Ain't no me and head. We was golfing with with DJ head Schoolboy Q School boy Q Ali yo shit was good at one time It's still all good
Starting point is 00:25:26 We was golfing with Frank Puff's former manager Yes, shout out to Frank Bring up Frank Yeah I just talked to Frank Hopefully he's not You know everything's okay
Starting point is 00:25:34 No I'd have to ask I right Because I can't Make sure if shit good with Frank But Which is still all love With me and DJ head man Shout out the DJ head
Starting point is 00:25:43 Shout out the Meg too Take me out that documentary I could see you too Like being a power couple Me and Meg? Yeah. I mean, she had her, which we are not shaming at all. She can do whatever she wants with her body.
Starting point is 00:25:56 She had the rapper stigma for a while. Even the baby's still trying to manifest another feature, which is hilarious. I feel like you could be that pivot to, like, get away from the artist shit. And like, she could be with just a nice media man. She's like little dudes. Media man is one of my favorite movies. A media man. You're a media man.
Starting point is 00:26:15 I'm not a media. You're definitely a medium. No, I'm not. Everyone's been arguing about journalists, which I think is hilarious. but you are a media man. Listen, Meg, nothing but love and support from Rory and myself
Starting point is 00:26:24 and I'm looking forward to watching the rest of that documentary to see what other cuts and edits they made. Hopefully I'm not in nothing else. I'm sure you're there. I hope not. Speaking of other docs we've been in,
Starting point is 00:26:34 6-9 is with Puff in jail. Is he? That'd be a crazy movie. What's 6-9 got locked up for? I think just... Oh, 6-9 is now in jail in the same jail as Diddy for Violating Supervise.
Starting point is 00:26:44 So they're both in MDC. Violating supervised released terms by traveling to Vigs without permission, missing a drug test and testing positive for meth. I don't know if that part's accurate. I don't know if that part's accurate. Why y'all feel like that's not accurate?
Starting point is 00:26:59 I don't know. He does have a meth-y vibe, but I don't know. All right, so again, why do you think that part is questionable? I don't know. Yeah, but it's all an act. Like, he gives, his character gives me meth-y vibes. I mean, but you can test positive for meth
Starting point is 00:27:12 from popping certain pills. Yeah, that's true. It could be in like, Perkinset. A pill might have had meth. man, 6-9 is popping pills, man. We ain't going to sit here and act like... Yeah, he got meth-five.
Starting point is 00:27:22 He's just being in the club drinking Fiji and shit. He's popping pills. I've definitely taken an Adderall that felt meth-y. Okay. It is, Matt. It just just hit a little different. Yeah, I guess it is. Between Diddy and 6-9, it's the...
Starting point is 00:27:35 Why do they have that picture of Puff? Look at the Gettie images. Yeah, like, what's up with this picture of Puff? It's like Arkham City. That's him looking through his cell at 6-9. Looking at that bait. You know he wanted that rainbow-ass cheek? That's crazy, man.
Starting point is 00:27:50 Oh, Puff would have a good time with Six-N-N-N-N-N-N-S. So, Six-N-N-N is in MDC? Oof. But he was in MDC before. He was in PC. Okay, yeah. I'm about to say, it's going to be rough over there for him.
Starting point is 00:28:02 No, but the PC they have at MDC, I doubt Puff is even, doesn't even see another inmate. And I think Six-N-N-N-I was the same thing when he was telling on everyone. I'm waiting for tax to call, man. I wonder if he saw Puff yet. I just don't think Puff...
Starting point is 00:28:17 Is on out there? there. I think he's probably on like 23-1 lockdown does. Hell, though. They don't got him on 23 and one. Puff ain't in no cell for 23 hours. He's in PC. But like extra PC, nobody's seeing Puff. He is not in the day room. Like Puff is not playing dominoes with the other rats and people in PC. Also, because if you look at what Puff did and you're playing by, you know, prison rules, there's, you know, now newer reports of him drugging and raping children as young as 10. They don't. I'm not. I'm saying like in prison, that's the worst thing you can do.
Starting point is 00:28:50 They get about that in prison. If, if, if. But a lot of PC has those molesters in it. What do you mean if they know about? They live streaming on TikTok from jail. They know about that shit. I think it's got flat screens and they said it's not about social media. They say MDC don't know about Puff's case.
Starting point is 00:29:06 They do fan dual ads from jail. What I'm saying is, let me clarify, it's not that they don't have access to the information. I know they have access to the information. The reason why I say that is because so much stuff has come out about Ditty that the information is kind of like overwhelming at this point. It's like some of this is rumors. Some of this is real news outlets. Like there's no concrete cut and dry.
Starting point is 00:29:26 This is what he did. This is what he's accused of. Yeah, but if you're in jail, are you really waiting for let's see how this plays out card? Are you like, if I read, if I'm in the prison is puff and I read he's accused of drugging and raping a 10 year old aspiring rapper in 2005, if I have five minutes with him, he's dead by prison rules. I'm not going to be like, well, let me not take my
Starting point is 00:29:47 shot because I don't know. For the evidence to come out. Yeah, fuck him. No, but he's in PC just because he's a high profile name. Yeah, he has no choice. Yeah, he has no at this point. I know you would never do any crime, but let's say you were like framed for a robbery or whatever and you were awaiting trial. Would you PC up? Me? Fuck no. For what? Safety? From who? I ain't got beef or nobody? I just feel like jail, like maybe sometimes you don't even need beef. Nah, jail is not what people think it is, man. I think it's awful. No, I'm not saying it's... I think it's everything the rumors say it is.
Starting point is 00:30:22 No, but of course, you don't want to be there, but it's not... You ain't going to just be sitting down and niggas just going to press you for no reason and beat you up and rape you. That's not... That's not what jail is. Jail is not that.
Starting point is 00:30:32 If that happens to you, that's because you are involved in a certain lifestyle and behavior inside of the prison. But I see... Okay, cool. But I also wouldn't even want to, like, risk it of just being an innocent bystander.
Starting point is 00:30:42 Like, I was in the way of, like, some gang shit. Like, I just have to be standing in line. I'm cool. Yeah, I mean. I'm PC and all the way of the fuck up. That could happen outside. That could happen at the club. At that point.
Starting point is 00:30:55 I think it's a bit higher of a rate in like a prison lunch line than it is at the club. Yeah, but it's not, prison is not, again, it's not a vacation. But it's not what people think and this niggas ain't just getting raped all day every day. I mean, I don't think that. Yeah, it's not that, man. I talk to a lot of dudes that's locked up all the time and, you know, they laugh at it. Like people really think is, again, it's not a vacation. It ain't a condo.
Starting point is 00:31:20 You ain't, you ain't having fun, but it's definitely not with people, you know, these movies and, you know, these things that you hear from certain people. It's not all that. Does that happen? Absolutely. But that's not a everyday, all day thing. Man, if a Mac baller come up to me and want to use the phone, here you go, sir. Amar, Daddy, Daddy, love you.
Starting point is 00:31:42 I am not built for jail. I never want to go there. No, I feel you. I never want to go. I know, but I'm just saying I wouldn't need PC though. Like I wouldn't like, yo, put me in peace for what? At a women's prison? You do what?
Starting point is 00:31:54 Runny yard. You're too soft. Damaris, you would be in there. Your pillow prince. First of all, DeMaris would be so mad. She can't have her hair products or makeup. She would be in there going crazy. You ain't running no, y'all.
Starting point is 00:32:04 You will be sitting in there doing yoga, meditating, spending time in your cell, even when you could be outside crying under the blanket. Like, you ain't going to be running. You know what running a prison yard entails? It's a lot of work. You got to knock, out. Like, you got to show that, yo, nigga, this is my shit. You ain't doing that.
Starting point is 00:32:19 Especially when Mike can now transition with our tax dollars, and he's going to end up on your yard. Like, you ain't, you ain't doing that. Mike going to run that yard. But I'm going to run it like intellectually. Like, you know, I'm going to use brains over brown. You're manipulating them. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:32:33 You'll manipulate the grown-ass woman. When Barbara, when Barbara come in your sale and tell you she want that, she want that ass, what you're going to do? Damaris just watched too much of Shawshank Redemption. I've never seen it. All you have to do. I've ever seen Shoreshakes? Oh man, Sharshank, that's a, you gotta watch that.
Starting point is 00:32:51 Is that, will it teach me out of run the yard? Well, no, that yard was like in the 30s. They don't, kind of yard. They don't even talk like that no more. Like, the whole language is different. Like, if you want to learn how to run a yard, watch like Oz or something like that. Okay. I don't watch Oz.
Starting point is 00:33:04 I mean, that's more up-to-date than Sharshank. I mean, outside of, like, the rapy shit in Sharshang, that shit almost made me, like, want to do prison time. It looked like such a great community. Never made me want to do prison time. I never watched Oz and was like, you know what? This week is the week. This week is the week.
Starting point is 00:33:20 I'm going in. Never. And I love Oz. One of the greatest series we had. Yeah. Early HBO days. But while we're on crimes and Puff and Pyrus, Ray J. and Diddy's sons, man.
Starting point is 00:33:35 Who, we get Farrakhan. We really need to like end some of these beasts. But I mean, you knew this was going to happen eventually. I did not think Puff's kids were going to walk around. L.A. pressing anyone that said anything bad about their father that's on camera. Not, not anyone. They, they, they saw Ray J. at a Halloween party, right? Mm-hmm.
Starting point is 00:33:54 And obviously, Ray J. has had some things to say about Puff Online on his, on his, platforms. And his son's Justin and, and was it Christian? Christian Quincy and Justin. Oh, okay. Well, you know, they decided to, to approach Ray J. and have a conversation. Things probably got a little heated. cursing, yelling.
Starting point is 00:34:17 But I mean, this is not, I don't think it was going to go any further than just words. I don't think they were going to beat up or try to put hands on raging. I don't think. What I said, Chris Brown had to break it up. Break it up meaning what, though? Well, Cuevo wasn't available, so Chris had to step in. Chris had like a backflip on all of them. Cuevo was already booked at another event.
Starting point is 00:34:36 So Chris had to step in. Chris had to, because Chris, he ain't want to, fuck. He ain't want to knock anybody out. He would have. Yeah, Chris would be like, listen, man, y'all want to go to sleep right here? I can make it happen. Everybody just chill out. So it looks like Ray J was on his way to the end of the parking lot with his crew,
Starting point is 00:34:49 which included Amber Rose and his manager, David, some Jewish last name. And then that's when Diddy's three sons pressed him. Yeah. And then Chris came in and saved the day. Y'all next. Who? Yeah. Next for what?
Starting point is 00:35:03 For what? They get pressed when y'all in L.A. Who pressing me? The triplets. They're not triplets. They're not triplets. They actually look nothing alike. Not even blood related.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Yeah, I'm about to say there's rumors that they don't even share the same blood. Yo, imagine. Like, I know how Ray J. felt when he woke up. Like, yo, what the fuck is going on, man? Getting impressed by Quincy. Here's my thing, though. I love that Ray J has matured because I did listen to all the clips. I heard him and Wack talking back and forth.
Starting point is 00:35:32 And he was like, don't put this on the Internet. Like, I'm putting this on the Internet, which I thought was hilarious to tell your client. You're as managers. You're supposed to be guiding him to make sure it's not on it. Yeah, but Ray J. It's like, come on what are we doing, man? We're supposed to fight. I kind of wish it was.
Starting point is 00:35:44 I wish it was old Vegas Coke Coke Ray that day because I think things would have went a little different. Nah, man, I'm glad. I'm glad Ray J was, you know. He would have put the red hoodie, red flip flops. Nah, man. Ray J is he too. Red basketball shorts on. What you're in my life,
Starting point is 00:35:57 Shalab? Yeah, but once you. And I'm not going to say, I'm not going to curse, but these punk. No, man. I'm glad Ray J was the, was the level headed one and,
Starting point is 00:36:06 and walked away from that shit. Good for Chris for, for intervening. So it looks like allegedly Chris was in his car and saw what was happening and ran out. and pulled Justin and Christian away from the situation. Yeah, like, what y'all doing, man? Like, Ray J. am not going to fight us his sons, man.
Starting point is 00:36:23 Like, Ray J not trying to do that. Jokes aside, though, I am glad, because apparently it was the three brothers and like eight other people, and Ray J. was pretty much by himself. I'm glad Chris stepped in, because that could have went another way if you do know Ray J's history.
Starting point is 00:36:35 Yeah. I'm not saying he would have done anything, but who he is tied to, like, that could have went really, really fucking bad. But that's why I'm saying what I'm saying. In L.A. That's why I'm saying what I'm saying. We don't want to see nothing happened, no violence happened to Diddy's kids.
Starting point is 00:36:50 Like, this is, that's, we understand what's going on. We understand the climate right now, but we don't want to see any harm or turn, you know, open our phones to see Diddy's kids fighting in the streets of LA. Like, that's just fucking stupid. So I'm glad Ray J. I'm glad Chris was there to kind of, you know, diffuse it to. But I'm glad Ray J. Seems like he was level-headed. He did an IG Live with, I think, Nikki last night or the night before.
Starting point is 00:37:13 Why you let Nikki press Ray J, man? Ray's trying to mature. She didn't press him. I think she was trying to figure out what he's asking one wish on live. That's fire. That was like when Justin went to Watts. Yeah. Why you let Nikki do that to Raymond J.?
Starting point is 00:37:28 But I'm just glad that because we, again, we've seen Ray J's demeanor when it was a whole different thing. And he was, you know, on a thousand. But I'm glad that Ray J seems to be more calm, more mature, you know, more peaceful. Because, again, we get it, we know, but we don't want to see Puff's kids fighting. We don't want to see that. Does King Combs not know that he is an indoor basketball court and an outdoor basketball court? An indoor pool and an outdoor pool? Exactly.
Starting point is 00:37:55 Now they're going to make Ray pull all his whips out. Allegedly, this is the... I'm at the motherfucking Palm Hotel. Allegedly, this is the third occasion of the Diddy's sons trying to press Ray J. Third time. Yeah. And listen, they got to come back to New York, obviously for the K stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:17 They've been supporting their father. Did they not know Ray got guys in Brooklyn's that'll bend them over and stick in their booty? That's why I'm just glad Ray J is a whole different person now, man, because we don't need another episode. He told Angelie, I'm going to get someone to rape fat. She went, oh my God. You know, Angela E.
Starting point is 00:38:37 Poor Angelie. My friend loved Angelie. I promise this is not continuing our beef. Not Angela going to see you. She, Angela gonna see you too. She got goons in Jersey and Brooklyn. I want no smoke. That was the funniest shit when Ray J.
Starting point is 00:38:50 said he's gonna have someone sticking in Fab's booty. And Angela went, oh my gosh. Yo. It was such a natural reaction to the entire thing. That's the funniest world. Anyway. Ray J is a fucking legend. Thank you for everything you've given to the culture.
Starting point is 00:39:07 I hope this gets resolved. I hope they speak. I mean, listen, I get that that's their dad. and this must be tough for them. So I just don't think this is the route because now you're going to have to really approach a lot of people. No, but when does this end? Because no one said anything good about Puff.
Starting point is 00:39:25 Yeah, but that's what I'm saying. I don't, again, this is Puff's kids, you know, except for DJ Envy. I understand a lot of people have things to say about Puff right now and as his kids, you know, they feel like they got a whole pops down. But, you know, just everybody just, you know, just relax. Let the court have his due date. let the tribe is due date.
Starting point is 00:39:45 And, you know, again, prayers to them because it got to be hard to hear people saying things like that about your dad and hear things like this coming out about your father. And then see these people in real life. So naturally, you're going to approach them and want to have a conversation. But, you know, wanting to get physical. When it starts getting to that point, we got to be very careful. Because, again, this is somebody's kids. You know, these are real people that we're talking about in the streets that are connected to some serious situations and things like that.
Starting point is 00:40:11 So we don't want it to go there. You know what I mean? Like, that's just everybody just chill. Again, shout out to Ray J for being level-headed. Shout out to Chris for seeing it and, you know, wanting to be the bigger person as well and making sure that nothing got too crazy. You know, words can get exchanged. That's natural.
Starting point is 00:40:26 But as long as it doesn't get physical. Conversation is fine. Yeah, conversation is fun. And maybe warranted. I don't know if Ray J has had somewhat of a relationship with Puff's kids because I guess, you know, industry is small. Everyone sees everyone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:40:38 I can see the kids feeling a way of like, bro, you was always around us and now you're saying this. I totally understand. A combo could be had. I totally understand. You don't have to be that. No, definitely no violence, man. Especially in L.A.
Starting point is 00:40:49 It's just... We don't need that. Let's not even bring that into the mix. Well, I mean, when I'm in L.A. in November, I'm not... I'm not going anywhere. I'm not going to... I'm locking myself in the studio. I'm not telling me.
Starting point is 00:41:00 When I'm in L.A. in November for three weeks, working in the hills. Yo, he told the exact dates and shit. He just said where I live. He loved doing that. And then be surprised when somebody ran up on him. Yeah. How'd you know? Episode 3
Starting point is 00:41:13 Doug. He was waiting for you. Who would I run down? I don't know. I don't have beef with anybody. Just yeah, no, but you put the address out there. That's all. All right.
Starting point is 00:41:21 I put the addresses out there. You do. You're like, yo, we're staying right across the street from that one. It's like, ah, damn, man. Just give them the fucking room. You know what that mural is? No, you talk about episode yesterday that's going out on Patreon. I'm talking about any episode where we're talking about traveling anywhere in the world.
Starting point is 00:41:36 I'm talking about anywhere in the world. I'm talking about any time we talk about where we're going. Trust and believe. You're going. into, you're gonna give little egg drops of where we're the ear. You know the pink dot right there on the corner. Like, you're the pink dot.
Starting point is 00:41:49 You know what the worst Kobe mural is in L.A.? Famam. Just I give those little tidbits let everyone know. Yeah, let them know where you at. I don't stay there no more. It's just further proof. I'll tell you where I'm at. Yeah. What? Where's R.E. Lennox.
Starting point is 00:42:04 You go to L.A. with all your chains on. That's what you're saying. I mean, it's like one. Go to Delahlo with all of my ice. Go to Delahle with all of my ice. You okay? Sorry. Going through something? Can you call Ari Linux? I'm not going to call Ari.
Starting point is 00:42:17 Why? Love, love Ari. I want to make sure Ari is fine. When you won't find in our green room? I fuck with Ari, man. Is that in our green room? Yeah. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:42:23 I used to. Love Ari, man. Until them all ruin all that. But how did I ruin it, man? Damn. Because I gave Ari our location in D.C. And then she showed up and then you shit it on her entire camp. And then she took a hint from you.
Starting point is 00:42:39 And shit it on her camp? See, Ari, what I was really trying. to do was give you foresight. Yeah, and I was trying to give you the game early. Ari Lennox went on Instagram yesterday and she posted a story of, you know, just audio, black screen, getting venting, getting her words out. 18 minutes. 18 minutes of venting and just talking about her displeasures with her current situation
Starting point is 00:43:02 with Interscope and Dreamville. She says, Interscope and Dreamville have been playing with me all month. And the month is just ending. So we know 30 days Endoscope and Dreamville have been playing with her. So she's exhausted. She's tired of people treating me like they're sorry for me and like I'm the face of mental health. I'm okay and I've never been happier. What I don't like is being signed and lied to and manipulated.
Starting point is 00:43:26 Not one person that those labels ever knew how to market or protect me. Y'all don't know to have. Constant letdown and neglect. This industry stuff will never be for me. Now, first of all, we fuck with Dreamville, obviously. regardless of my stance on Jay Cole taking his his disc record back.
Starting point is 00:43:46 It's just funny hearing it from your voice, that's all. No, fuck with it. We get it. We don't agree with that shit. Never will. Starting this conversation out there. It's just funny coming from you. No, but I'm saying that she's Dreamville. She is. She's still fuck with Eve.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Love what they doing. But obviously now that one of their artists is disgruntled and is not happy about her situation there at Dreamville. So what does that mean now for Ari? Do you think that Dreamville will release her? I think they will. I don't see Eve and Jay calling him keeping her somewhere with, if she's not unhappy.
Starting point is 00:44:14 This is our first time, I think, publicly speaking like this about Dreamville. I could be wrong. It may have been another something, something, somewhere a couple years ago. Not that I remember anything that was labeled specific with her. Well, this is her calling out. 18 minutes of audio is like. I listen to all 18. And I have an admitted Ari Baiz, that's my people.
Starting point is 00:44:36 I've come on here and said that. What do you say? I said, that was your sound bath. My what? Sound bath. Sound bath. The sound bath that you had. I still don't even understand what I'm.
Starting point is 00:44:46 18 minutes of audio of Ari talking. Sound bath. It's an audio you experienced. Take a bath? I didn't take no. You don't remember Rory's whole sound bath journey? It was a callback. I remember.
Starting point is 00:44:55 He doesn't. He was in another. It was a sound journey. It was not in a bathtub. What do you talk about? It's called a sound bath. It's called a sound journey. All right.
Starting point is 00:45:02 See? They're called sound baths. There wasn't water inside. It's the bath isn't always water. They're not being bath. They're not being bathed by the water. It's the sound. you're being baths. They're called baths.
Starting point is 00:45:13 There wasn't a sponge. Nobody put any soap on me. Jesus Christ. You didn't wake up wet? I did not see Meg the Stalian in my sound journey and wake up wet. Anyways, I have an admitted bias with Ari. I've come to defend her often in my years of podcasting. I'm coming in unbiased right now and still on her side. I listen to all 18 minutes. I fully understand her frustration. Yes, I see the internet going, yo, Ari's just being an ari again. What is she really frustrated about not being able to put out music?
Starting point is 00:45:44 No, no, no. It's putting out music but how it's being marketed because being a soul singer to begin with, you're at the bottom of the totem pole when it comes to majors regardless. So why are you having me put out music if you are not going to market or promote it whatsoever? Why do I have 700,000
Starting point is 00:46:02 subscribers on Spotify and I'm only reaching 3% of my returning customers? The main reason at this point to be on a major is to manipulate the algorithms. They are all intertwined with Spotify, Apple, everyone's friends. It's all musical chairs. That is the biggest incentive outside of money to be on a major, advanced money,
Starting point is 00:46:26 is to be able to have that in with the DSPs with promotion, playlisting, everything, making sure that every fan that has listened to you has your song in front of their face when you release it. So if that's not happening, what the fuck am I doing at this major? What am I doing? Just getting in debt for the fuck of it? Like if you want to spend money on a visual, because I think the smoke visual is great,
Starting point is 00:46:53 but also like not a waste of money, but I think dumping so much money into visuals is just kind of ass backwards in this era of music. Why are you spending all this money that I have to stand behind? This is something I'm going to have to coup and not promote it. Right. What am I doing here?
Starting point is 00:47:11 Now, you listen to the whole 18 minutes. Did she have anything to say about Jay Cole specifically, Ebe specifically? Not, to be quite honest, it didn't feel, I know she obviously said Interscope in Dreamville in this post, but in that 18 minutes, to me, it felt much more like an Interscope thing than it did a Dreamville thing. Okay. And it felt like a management thing as well, which from my understanding comes from Dreamville. So I get her frustration there, but if I'm putting out a single, why is,
Starting point is 00:47:37 inner scope and universal and not behind this. Why would you trick me into doing this? I understand her frustration. I think a lot of artists on a label feel this way. I was just talking with reason, and we were having a label conversation. He was like, yo, I would be on tour, and before I did paid ads on my own,
Starting point is 00:47:56 I would show up to a city, and there'd be people in my merch going, yo, when are you going to do a show? Like, I'm here for a show. How the fuck do you not know that? That's frustrating to an artist when your side of the contract is to deliver good work. I think, of course, the bigger artists are successful
Starting point is 00:48:15 because they cover everything. Part of their music is within their marketing. That's what makes certain artists geniuses and makes them top tier. But most artists don't come into this game knowing all that shit. They know how to make music. You're being signed because you're great
Starting point is 00:48:29 at making this product. Our agreement is, I get to own your product because I'm going to market it and then we're going to split the profits. and if you're not doing your end of the deal yeah I understand why Ari would go back on social media and be like why the fuck did you make me do this smuggle? I get it.
Starting point is 00:48:45 Did she, because I remember the thing happened, I don't know if I missed it or not, but did Dreamville show public support for her after that whole Rod Wave thing on tour? How would one show support? I don't know, did they release a statement like supporting her, backing her, just anything.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Did she get any support from the label after that situation? But what support? I mean, I guess I'm asking what support would you be looking? Because she was a little disgruntled about the tour, I believe, right? She wasn't happy about... She had things being thrown at her. Yeah, she said... Then she went out the next night in a hockey gear
Starting point is 00:49:25 because shit is being thrown at her. Lean into it. Which was great. And then at the end of the tour, she was like, you know, that was really rough. And then everyone gave her shit for it. Like she didn't show up every goddamn night and perform after she was uncomfortable. She's not allowed to say after she fulfilled her contract, showed up every night, gave her all. She's not allowed to be like, yo, that was an awful experience.
Starting point is 00:49:46 I get why people look at Ari because she does go on tangents on social media. And that's not the place to find any type of empathy. It's a place to get clowned. Right. So I get why people just have fun with it. But if you get down to the logic of it, people's throwing shit at me. I still showed up every night and now you're giving me shit. If I just walked off the tour, yeah, now it's a contractual thing.
Starting point is 00:50:07 Now I'm not doing what I said I was going to do, even if it was for good reason. She kept performing. Yeah, but did the label say anything? Not I can't find anything specific. I did want to mention another thing that, because I listened to quite a bit of this, I didn't do the full 18 minutes, but she did say in terms of marketing, she's tired of being the face of mental health. She doesn't want to be branded as that and cast in that light.
Starting point is 00:50:30 Do you have any comments about that part of it? So, yes, and to piggyback off that, because I did listen to all 18 minutes. Terrell, there was, you know, the Terrell show with the big blue wall where the artist's going there and sing. One of my favorite platform. Yes, same, same. I guess at one point, Ari was saying something and Terrell kind of like, you know, gave her kind of like a pep talk of like, you know, like we really appreciate you and kind of uplifted her. And I'm assuming from what I was listening to what it sounds like, I could be wrong, was that Ari told her label to make sure that that episode didn't. come out because she doesn't want to be the face of mental health and it kind of looked like,
Starting point is 00:51:07 I don't know. Like, I guess she didn't like the way that that looked of him uplifting her or whatever, which I just don't, I don't agree with Ariana. I think that it was a really good episode and I think that that is great marketing and it does need to come out. Like, this got people, even if she wanted it in her rant, I think this would have gotten people talking about her in the fact that she just dropped a single. But yes, that's what she was referring to.
Starting point is 00:51:29 She really didn't want her. That's why she said she didn't feel supported. because she told them she didn't want it to come out and it came out anyway. I mean, that comes with the game. Yeah. Unfortunately. And you're playing with. If you continue to talk about your mental health, which I think is great.
Starting point is 00:51:47 And even if you use social media as an outlet for it and people can relate to it, I think it's great. But the response to that is people are going to think you may have some mental health issues because you're saying you have them. Like, after shows, I love when people come up to me. talk to me about mental health and the stuff I talk about on the podcast and how it helps them. I don't want to do that. It makes me super uncomfortable and I fucking hate when people do it. But who am I to say anything? I talk about mental health on this podcast. I'm aware of what comes with talking about those subjects. People are going to reply to them. And yes, it sucks and makes me uncomfortable, but I'm a weird fucking person. That's just one of those like chalk it up to the game.
Starting point is 00:52:26 That's just what comes with this shit. But when it comes to my business and you aren't not holding up your end of the deal by marketing and promoting a single that you guys all agreed was great. We're going to do the mental health video too. And you don't, and I'm doing my own Google spend ads from my crib and I'm signed to Interscope records. Yes, I'm going to have an issue. And again, we only know what she told us. There could, Interscope could have a whole another side. Yeah. But I will say to Universal Warner, Sony, this is the result of laying off 70% of your staff. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:53:03 You don't have anyone to market anything. So while Ari, whose job is not to know what the fuck Interscope is doing with their
Starting point is 00:53:10 staff, shows up with a single and wonders why no one is marketing it because there's no one there to do it. Yeah. There's one fucking
Starting point is 00:53:18 person. You laid everyone off. There's three people working on a roster of 20, 20 artists. Of course this is going to slip through the cracks.
Starting point is 00:53:25 And it's soul music. I think she makes incredible music. It's my type of shit. Soul music is at the bottom of the totem pole. And when you have five employees, you think we're focused on a black woman that's
Starting point is 00:53:37 making soul music? Yeah. It's just weird. I'm in a Donald Duck. And also, and also I can't take me seriously. You're the face of mental health right now as we speak. You are the face of mental health, whether you believe it or not right now. To Rory's point, the downsizing of labels, I think we're going to see a lot
Starting point is 00:53:56 of poorly handled releases come the end of the Q4 and heading into Q1 of next year because shit as someone that worked at a major I know literally one person that I worked closely with at Atlantic that's still
Starting point is 00:54:12 at a major and there and even they are no longer at Atlantic like it's it's crazy so you're just getting dumped names on your roster and I'm sure those people are just checking the boxes of just doing like the bare minimum of basic YouTube spends an Instagram ad spend
Starting point is 00:54:28 and then just hoping that the artist record just pops on their own with putting zero thought into like a creative rollout. So this was yesterday. Did, again, did anybody from the label post anything today as of yet? No, they shouldn't post anything. They shouldn't. I always let like, like, you said they shouldn't?
Starting point is 00:54:46 No. Not publicly. To her, yes. Her, yeah. Any type of support. I'm not saying have a full commerce. I'm not saying somebody should get on Atlantic's IG and put a black screen and just speak for 20 minutes. I'm saying any type of post anything saying, you know, Ari, we support.
Starting point is 00:55:02 you were here for you. They don't know the public. No, that's for, yeah, if Ari, we support you, we love you as a phone call to her, why you got to let the public know that? Yeah, like, Punch, she doesn't let the public know they wasn't doing shit for her. She did.
Starting point is 00:55:13 Punch will get on Twitter and just tell you what's going on, like when him and Siza have back and forth so she does rants, but that's been Punch's personality from the start of social media. Punch will get up there and clear things up and talk to the heathens of the timeline. Not everyone feels the need to do that. I like when Punch does it.
Starting point is 00:55:31 But I don't expect Ebe or anyone from Dreamville to then go and explain what's going on. And I'm sure they're having private conversations. I'm not saying explain anything. I'm just saying just post something saying, Ari, we support you, we love you, and we're going to get through this. Something, anything. He was in Wayne those comments when he was talking about some shit. He didn't get in Ari's comments last night. That's different.
Starting point is 00:55:54 That's not business. This is an attached to business. First of all, anything that is said on the internet, anything could cause Ari to go. off again. Like they got to handle shit behind closed doors. For sure. But they also have to show some, I mean, show some public stance with Ari like, yo, listen, we got her.
Starting point is 00:56:11 She's family. We love her. Some type of public support. Why do you feel that they need to do that? Because that's their artists. You should publicly support your artists. I'm not saying, am I saying something out of the blue here? You should publicly support your artist.
Starting point is 00:56:23 If your artist is publicly saying, I'm not happy here, not saying they have to go through the whole contractual shit online, but they should absolutely. release a public statement showing some type of support for Ari. I don't think that's a big ask. I feel like I don't know. From Dreamville, maybe not. From Interscope, it's a, I went to Lupe's protest. She said Interscope and Drewgo and he was boycotting in front of the Atlantic.
Starting point is 00:56:47 She publicly said Interscope and Dreamville have been playing with me all month. Is that not what she posted? Yeah, you're just not going to get that from a major. I will, I will say I don't disagree with Dreamville. But do you, all right, how does that look? Because I don't disagree with you with the Dreamville part. How do they support that? Just Eeb tweets out.
Starting point is 00:57:03 I'm not whoever tweet. I'm just saying show some type of public support for your artist that has showed public discretion. She has shown publicly that she's not happy. So I'm just saying somebody from the label, anybody who controls the show. Ari, we love you. We're going to get through anything.
Starting point is 00:57:21 That's a bite in the ass. Because anything that they post is going to be met with if you loved her so much, you would have did this. If you loved her so much, she wouldn't have had this. Yeah, but I think not. Posting anything is a problem too, though. Not addressing it publicly? She addressed it publicly.
Starting point is 00:57:35 You got to show something. Yeah, but that's not hurt. But that, and most people would say that that was unprofessional of her. I'm down for Aure to express herself however she wants to. But people would say in the traditional world, that was unprofessional what she did. Why would they go and be unprofessional? Unprofessional. What was unprofessional?
Starting point is 00:57:52 I don't. I delivered a great song and a great video. I don't agree that's unprofessional. She's talking about this. Traditionally. I'm probably discussing publicly that you're, 18 minute video She's an artist
Starting point is 00:58:02 What artists is what artists supposed to do Okay And labels Prince wasn't unprofessional When he put slave over his mouth And we've seen labels show public support For artists before Via social media pages
Starting point is 00:58:11 Right Have we not? To clean up I'm trying to think Like punch might be the only one That I've ever seen To the public to me Like sometimes it's not support
Starting point is 00:58:21 Sometimes like me and sisters Don't agree Like fuck all that Yeah It gives I'm not mad at that That's why I said Punch is one of macon
Starting point is 00:58:28 I'm not at that I definitely not mad at that Why not? somebody just somebody say something like you're harry like of course they were having conversations behind the scenes we can all this yes absolutely after she did that i'm sure she was on the phone with eb with people for sure for dream though for sure or if we're having that's another that's another conversation ain't no way that she does that way or not or not i'm just saying we ain't going to just act like no for sure no it could be nobody still hasn't reached out to
Starting point is 00:58:56 it um well then to me that would be even crazier if if we're either on the phone or we don't have a conversation behind the scenes and then you tweet out support for me to me, to me that's gonna piss me off more. That's more of a slight. Yeah. We haven't even come to agreement and now you just trying to do PR cleanup shit.
Starting point is 00:59:12 Like, we love all our artists. I'm just saying they probably they didn't show no support publicly. They probably haven't had a conversation yet privately either. I'm just saying it's not that it doesn't mean that they're definitely having a conversation privately because they didn't say nothing publicly.
Starting point is 00:59:25 No, that's not how that goes. Somebody, the label's probably like, damn, she mad. We'll get on the call next week with her something. Like, they probably haven't spoken yet. There's no guarantee that after last night by today somebody got on the phone with Ari from the label. That's not a guarantee. They probably reached down and was like, yo, we'll get on a call next week. But that's not a real conversation.
Starting point is 00:59:45 She's obviously disgrunt. She's obviously unhappy and she has been piling up. And last night or whatever, she felt like, all right, I'm out to just let all this shit out. I don't know if that person, if they've cleaned it up and had a conversation already. Will they have a conversation? Absolutely. It's business. They have to. But I don't know if anybody from Dreamville or Inescope has spoken to her yet.
Starting point is 01:00:06 I don't know. I just can't. I can't speak to that. I just, I mean, I don't know. The selective politics with moving the goalposts on shit, again, I understand Ari has going to social media and had a lot of wild rants before. But when Siza does it, it's revered.
Starting point is 01:00:22 Like, it really does feel like we do pick and choose and the goalpost is moved with certain artists. Because she is not saying anything Cizza hasn't said, in Twitter in the last 10 years when it came to TDE and her woes. Yeah, but somebody from the label is talking publicly on social media as well in response to what's his is the same. To the point that some of us thought it was a rollout, which I don't think it was.
Starting point is 01:00:42 But that's my point. I think she was really crying at SNL like, yo, what the fuck? Yeah, but that's my point. Somebody publicly from the label is showing support. Whether it's what people want to hear or not, they're responding to her public statement. So I guess what you're really getting at is Julian should have said something yesterday. about Ari? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Poor Julian. In this outfit. Like you just... Why didn't you support your artist? That's Rory. Well, you wearing a scarf, so that's kind of... She was on your album, Roy. That's true.
Starting point is 01:01:13 So... Why, you ain't a supporter? Why, you ain't a supporter? I always support him. And this is him support right here on his platform. Yeah, you're not listening to the last 15, 20 minute rant. I just did. I support ARI anytime some shit happens.
Starting point is 01:01:25 Well, we love Ari. Behind the scenes and publicly. All the time. Love Ari. Healing Ari, we're here for you. I don't have your number, but Rory does. So if you feel like cursing me out, you can curse Rory out, and he'll tell me. Oh, no, I've been cursed out because of you.
Starting point is 01:01:41 Because of me? Damn, I'm always getting you cursed out. I'm sorry. We always let Julian get his mental health, Dreamville PTSD off. You don't know what it's affected in my life either. I've stayed quiet about it. I just said, I'm sorry. Like, what you want me to do?
Starting point is 01:01:55 I just apologize. Thank God, me, Felton, Boss, E. all pieced everything up, but there's still some tension with other shit. Because of you. And now you in the Meg doc saying women can't make a choice about the bodies. You said, yeah, I'm I can't be sitting next to you, man. That's crazy.
Starting point is 01:02:11 I said women can't vote as well. Flip it. Women can't vote. Women can't vote. What are your views? WallSaz Women can't vote. What are your views on Puerto Rico? I was
Starting point is 01:02:34 waiting for this metro booming topic because I know you're excited. Why would I be excited? That was fucked up. That was really fucked up. Because now all the OVO stands on Twitter are like, what does this say about Kendrick that wraps with this guy? Like, he went on like that. Metro
Starting point is 01:02:50 Boomer. Is that what they mean? Yeah. Metro Boomer is being sued for sex. First of all, before we start anything, I fuck with Metro. We showed support for him when he lost his mom, unfortunately. That wasn't so long ago, so I'm pretty sure he's still dealing with that. But this is something else that he has to deal with now.
Starting point is 01:03:06 That is unfortunate as well. Metro Booman is being sued for sexual assault. Teamsie is reporting. A woman has filed a lawsuit against a producer claiming he raped her while she passed out at a Beverly Hills hotel in 2016. Again, this has just come out. We don't have any, you know, further details. Hopefully, you know, this isn't true. But if it is, if it is, then fuck Metro.
Starting point is 01:03:35 Yeah. Take the case seriously. Listen to this woman. Let's go through the process to the best of the jury. And if she's lying, and if it comes out that she's lying and it's not even say that out the gate. I'm just saying. Let everyone get the both sides. If it's true,
Starting point is 01:03:50 fuck Metro. Agreed. If it's not true, fuck that young lady. Don't put Xanax pills in women's alcohol. Allegedly, he invited her to a studio in L.A. She took half of Xanax and a shot of alcohol before passing out on the couch, allegedly. Allegedly.
Starting point is 01:04:06 Again, if this is true, fucking. If it's not, fuck her. Yeah. She said she regained consciousness and they were on bed and he was beep and then made her perform moral sex. She allegedly blacked out again and later woke up with Metro telling her
Starting point is 01:04:24 that she was going to be sent to another hotel whatever. But yeah. Well, yo man. I hope justice is served in whichever way the truth is. I mean, I don't know how much party and shit, you know, people got to do to understand the line of if somebody is obviously incoherent, I don't know why you would even think to go further. Even if this is, even if this is a woman you had consensual sexual before, right? Let's say that you've known this woman.
Starting point is 01:05:00 This is what y'all do. Your hang out. You know, your party. You have sex. Cool. But if a woman is incoherent. and obviously doesn't know what's going on where she's at right now. I just don't know how people would then try to still go through with sex.
Starting point is 01:05:18 The moral and obvious to the side with that, why would you want to do that to begin with? Yeah. What the fuck would you? I've never understood that. What would be appealing about that? I was never into having sex with girls that was drunk. Like if they tore up, I was just, I was never into, I never understood that. Like I said, even if it's a woman, I've been, you know,
Starting point is 01:05:38 So sexual, before, like consensually, obviously. But even if it is, like, okay, tonight she got way too lit, put her in the room, close the door, let her sleep that shit off. Hopefully she don't throw up all over the sheets, like, whatever. But to climb on top of a woman to try to have sex in that state and you know she doesn't know what's going on is forever weird to me. Even when your girl has like too many mimosas during the day or like, when she come back and she's on like that freaky time, it's like, get grass and water.
Starting point is 01:06:04 Go lay down. This is not going to go. This isn't going to go well. Yeah. Take a six. some BC powder and go lay down, man. We're not, we can't do this. We're talking a few hours.
Starting point is 01:06:13 That's what you give them instead of Xanax? Yeah, you're a good guy. Put that in, you know what you? Drink that and you're going to wake up with a headache, you know? Yeah, drink that. It's all good. I want to talk about the Snoop album, but I really don't want L.A. thinking that I dislike them.
Starting point is 01:06:25 Snoop put the album out? He announced his album with Dr. Dre, put out the track list as well. A lot of good features. I think there's a feature on every song. I don't doubt that it'll be good. I just, I don't know. I don't know if I'm rushing. It's called Missionary, I believe.
Starting point is 01:06:41 So doggy style. He's older now. I see what they were trying to do. I just don't. When do our rap is stop rapping? When it stopped being fun or beneficial for them. I like that Dre and Snoop
Starting point is 01:06:58 in this time in their careers get together to do a joint album. I think that's cool. If Snoop was just going around trying to find the hottest current producers to make an album, I'd be like, eh, I don't know if we need that. Snoop right now.
Starting point is 01:07:09 nostalgic. It's Dre and Snoop. I'm probably not going to run to it per se, but, you know, it's still Snoop and Dre. I guess. If he do another sensual seduction. Well, I love that.
Starting point is 01:07:23 Listen. Why we don't, but this is like, why we couldn't get this 10 years ago, this album? Because he was Snoop Lion. Okay, so he wasn't rapping 10 years ago? No, he was a Christian reggae singer. So Dr. Drake couldn't have, he had no slaps for that.
Starting point is 01:07:38 What scares me a bit with Dre had no slaps for the Snoop line? It's unfair to say, so I'm going to apologize to start. Based off all of these records having features, I'm scared that these were just a bunch of records that Dre has had forever, and Snoop just added his verse to these songs. Because you know, Dre has 100,000 songs just sitting.
Starting point is 01:08:03 And they just picked the joints. Yeah, I did the... Here's 15 records with Jeannay. Pick which one you like. Yeah. Ooh, we got a new Eminem feature. Lucky us. All right.
Starting point is 01:08:14 Method Man, Smitty. Sting. You run into that baby, Dee? Tom. That would probably be the first time I listen to. Yeah, listen, man. It's cool to say it, man. We're not jacking this.
Starting point is 01:08:26 We're not listening to this hour. He's got a record with Tom Petty and Jelly Roll. That's probably fire. Last Dance with Mary Jane. I think y'all sleeping on Snoop a little bit. I am. All right. It's because now in 2024, definitely.
Starting point is 01:08:39 I'm sleeping. I don't, I'm not. Give me a Freddie Gibbs album. Give me a new Benny. Today. Dr. Dre album. Give me a fucking,
Starting point is 01:08:47 you know what I'm saying? Like, give me like, well, you could get that too, but I mean. No, we can't. We can't get no Dr.
Starting point is 01:08:53 Dre produced a whole Benny to butcher album. That would be great. Well, maybe Benny don't want that. Maybe he liked the piano. Oh, let me, let me promise you something that Benny will not turn down. If his phone ring and say,
Starting point is 01:09:03 yo, Dre said come to L.A., he's going to produce your whole next album. I'll make it easier for you. Find me one rapper. Find me one rapper on planet Earth that would not... Who's turning it down a full album produced by Dr. Dre? No rappers turning that down.
Starting point is 01:09:16 Again, we know understanding nostalgia behind it. Like, these are two legends. I love Snoop. Snoop. Doggy style was one of the... Like I told about all the time, I had to sneak and listen to that album because my mom wasn't having it. So obviously, I love Snoop.
Starting point is 01:09:30 But in 2024, I just don't know if I want to hear Snoop rapping. That's all? It's 2024. Yeah, waiting 21 years to drop a... sequel is. Yeah, it's just not it's like, you know what I mean? Let's let's get some of these younger rappers on these Dre Beats, man, and let them go crazy, man. Yeah, I agree. I mean, I do love
Starting point is 01:09:50 that Dre, you know, keeps this shit exclusive. People that deserve it. I don't. But, you know, like, I love that Primo works with so many young artists. Like, they don't have to be legacy or a legend yet. Primo will be like, yeah, let's work. I do. like when producers do that type of stuff.
Starting point is 01:10:10 But yeah, I feel like with Dre either has to be Dre's artist and that's as far as you're going to go. Yeah, I just feel like it's so many dope emcees and rappers now that will benefit off of a Dr. Dre produced album way more than Snoop will at this point. What does Snoop have to, what is he gaining from this? This is just like a, we just was hanging out for three days in the studio. We had, we fucked around and got four songs in it.
Starting point is 01:10:35 It was like, fuck it, let's just put a whole joint together. I mean, why not do that with some of these, you know what I mean? Like, this. Let's get some of these other artists in there. He's a billionaire and probably only wants to be around people that he likes. He has that luxury at this point. You can do, yeah, I just want to hang out with my man's that I've known since 1991. And he, he, he, listen, and he has that right to.
Starting point is 01:10:56 But I'm just saying, if you're going to give us music, at least give us music that we want. I don't think we want this. Nobody wants a snoop and doctorate album, 2020. I mean, I guarantee that. Give us a, if you're going to give us a detox. But you're not See? See?
Starting point is 01:11:12 See? You sat back in your daffy duck Ensemble? Donald duck. Oh, Donald. I'm sorry. Sorry. Got my ducking respect.
Starting point is 01:11:19 Listen. We. That's my bow tie. We they, they them. I'm sorry. I think you misunderstand. It's not like Dre giving me. I'm pretty sure Snoop wanted to do something.
Starting point is 01:11:29 And Dre was like, shit, I got some beats. Like, fuck it. Like, I also guarantee Interscope and Jimmy Avine put Google ads behind this album. All right. All right. So can we. Can we agree to something? When this album dropped, can we talk about the first week numbers?
Starting point is 01:11:43 Who cares? When do we care about first week numbers? Why does that matter? What? Why would a Dr. Dre and Snoop Dog album in 2024 care? Like, who cares what they sell the first week? This is still Snoop and Dre. This is still two of the icons, the legend.
Starting point is 01:11:55 Yes, they're very, very old. We sit here and talk about what Eminem album, what he did his first week. That's because Eminem's going to stop dropping music. He's active all the time. He's active. Okay. And people know Snoop as so much more than a rapper. He's the most famous rapper that's ever existed.
Starting point is 01:12:10 You just went to every event at the Olympics. The Olympics. So that means we don't look at his first week numbers from his new album? Yeah, no. Yes, that's exactly. Sorry, yes, that's what it means. So don't bring him nobody else's first week numbers then. Are we those guys?
Starting point is 01:12:24 We don't ever read. Yes, we've had, yes, we've talked. We've had plenty of conversations about first week number. But when have we ever said that defines who an artist is or the music is good? Did I say that defined anybody? I think it's great what time is selling. This does nothing for their legacy. I just want to have a conversation about.
Starting point is 01:12:37 people not wanting this album from these two legends. Okay, but who gives a fuck what people want when music is art? You do art because you want a good heart. What you mean? Who cares what people want? Yes, you think they don't care
Starting point is 01:12:48 what people want? You think Snoop and Dre don't care what people want? I think at this point in their career, I don't think it's making or breaking anything. We know it's not making or breaking them. Their legacy is solidified. What I'm saying is if you think
Starting point is 01:12:59 that they don't care what people want, they wouldn't be putting music out into the consumer space if they didn't care what people want it. It's still businessmen. If Dre- If Dre cared what I wanted or people wanted,
Starting point is 01:13:11 the last album wouldn't have been Chronic 2001. We've been asking for a Dre album forever. And I like that- I like the Compton album. Don't give me wrong. It's a good project.
Starting point is 01:13:21 But he put that out because it was paired with the movie. That was never coming out at that movie didn't come out. Dre does not give a fuck what we want. I don't think so. And Snoop did Snoop Lion,
Starting point is 01:13:32 all this other shit that clearly he didn't care what we wanted from Snoop Dog. No one cares. Snoop and Dre do not give a fuck about what the fans want. And that's fine with me. I'm not saying in a negative way. That's what's made them the geniuses that they are.
Starting point is 01:13:44 They never... So this is just a passion project. Passion project. Probably. I don't even think it's passion. I think it's just friends. It's a friend project. It's a friend out.
Starting point is 01:13:51 Fun out. It's not watched the throne where they were at the peaks of their career. Oh, I know it's not watched the throne. I'm very clear this is not watching throw. I know that. You're a Yankees fan? Who, me? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:14:02 All the way of. Oh, this makes sense. I mean, you got the Dodger blue one right now. Thank God. You stayed there with the locks. Dodger Blue is Royal Blue. This is not Royal Blue. Get your blues together.
Starting point is 01:14:11 And we're about a snoop album. And you got a whole blue ensemble on. You don't even know what blue that is. That's Dodger Blue. That's Dodger Blue. That's Dodger Blue. It's such a bad blue. It should be compared to watch the throat.
Starting point is 01:14:25 But that was two artists at the peak of their career that were very focused on making something that we would all love and would push the sound forward. This is just two old friends making an album together. It's not that. Old niggas working our cars in the backyard. I don't go fuck with you. I'm bringing up them first weeks as soon as that shit drive.
Starting point is 01:14:47 I don't even know if they'll post what they are. You're going to have to pay for that billboard. I'll pay for it. Well, no. They don't have control over that. I want to see what Jellyroll, with Tom Petty, all the other features on there. I want to see what they did first week.
Starting point is 01:14:59 You don't think Dr. Dre, Jimmy Iveen, and Snoop Dogg have the power to stop anyone from posting those numbers? I think they do. that's the real Luminati right there Or is just the power to make them Whatever they want them to be I don't know about that Not in this day and age
Starting point is 01:15:14 I also think Jimmy Ivin don't give a fuck what they sell Yeah, who gives a fuck with it No, I don't, this does nothing Hold on, is this going out on death row? Because Snoop owns death row now, right? This may not even be a aftermath Interscope thing at all It should be on the artwork or the track list
Starting point is 01:15:30 It was just a condom Oh, that's great Yeah. And also, you know petty relationships for 30 years. They even put the Tams Burger shit where Shug ended up getting arrested for the crime that he committed. They put that at the Super Bowl halftime show. Snoop then bought Death Row. If Dre and Snoop put out a joint album together on a joint album together on.
Starting point is 01:16:05 death row while Shug is in jail fighting for his life, I think they do it just off the petty strike. I think they probably had the convo. Like, it would be hilarious since you bought death row. Just to say a fuck you to Shug that we would do a joint album and put it out on death row where he has no control. Fuck the music. This is a statement for us.
Starting point is 01:16:25 I could see that too. All that sounds great. I'm just going to let you know that. I want to see what those first ones look like. All of that sounds great. And put an ACON feature on it. That went over y'all. That didn't go over by it.
Starting point is 01:16:37 I got it. Definitely got it. Do we have voicemails? We do. You've got mail. Yo, what's good, Rory and Moore. Shout out to the rest of the crew. Loader show.
Starting point is 01:16:49 Keep doing your thing. I'm going to try to make it quick. I need some advice. So I was messing with this girl in Utah. We were off and on. Utah. Her ex had lived in Utah as well. I met her while she was on a break where her ex.
Starting point is 01:17:02 She ended up moving out to Utah back home to Northern California. I ended up moving out of Utah back home to Southern California, and then I got a job in Northern California. Moving from Cali to Utah. Both them lived in Cali and then moved to Utah.
Starting point is 01:17:18 Stans me and her weren't even... We were kind of talking, but not really. Like, we were kind of off or whatever. And then I just randomly got this job, making six figures, the whole nine yards, everything. And ended up, you know, moving there.
Starting point is 01:17:33 told her I was moving she was like oh cool like maybe we could try things whatever so cool we tried to explore things whatever whatever things were going good she brought me around her family something her family and her says she's never done besides
Starting point is 01:17:48 the dude that she was in a super long-term relationship with she told me she loved me we were doing things and then she we had went to Bible study one day and her ex has saw us and texted her and things went kind of downhill after that.
Starting point is 01:18:06 Then she ended up wanting to take a step back, which is cool. I'm wondering, I'm kind of a lover boy, so I'm kind of wondering if I should try to do it or not. Thanks. What do you say? He wanted to do what? If he should still pursue her or not. Well, he said he's a lover boy, so that means he gets in his feelings quick early. If you are dating a girl that introduces you to her family, says, I love you, you guys are doing things.
Starting point is 01:18:32 Y'all go to Bible study together? They never did think. They're soaking. All she does is have her ex-spotchial at Bible study and then text her on the side and now she doesn't want to do this anymore. No, you should not pursue that girl anymore. Leave her ass in Utah, bro. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:46 You'll get some head with a bitch from Botox in L.A. Leave Utah and go to Houston. What do you think the ex texted? Texted her. God. You think like a Bible quote? Like John 316 or some shit. You said God is watching.
Starting point is 01:18:58 Yeah. Always remember I'm the Genesis. Yeah. The alphabet, Omega and everything in between On the seventh day Losing your girl If you could think of one spot
Starting point is 01:19:11 That would be the least likely spot To lose your girl Bible study would be high on that list Yeah, lose your girl In church Bro, pack it up Yeah, I can't leave her Leave her with him and God
Starting point is 01:19:21 If you can lose your girl in church Nowhere's safe Because now you got to switch churches You got switch religions Fuck that Wait first of all they're like Have y'all been to Bible study? Yeah, no
Starting point is 01:19:31 how do you how does someone spot you Bible study it's only like 15 people in there if that that's what I'm like no he was in the circle he was he was reading he was running the Bible study like he was the one conducting it he was playing John yeah man let her go man
Starting point is 01:19:48 because if you can't go to Bella no chase where the HE double hockey sticks can you go and where can you go and listen meeting a Christian I haven't heard that in Utah like that's crazy that bitch is a more You said we were doing things, which means they were probably like holding hands. Dry and soaking maybe.
Starting point is 01:20:06 Dry humping with jeans on, no draws. Man, go back to L.A. Why would you not have draws on with jeans? So you could feel something during the dry humping. Wait, so you take, wait, hold on. So you take your jeans off, then take your underwear off, put your jeans back on? I would assume that you came knowing you were going to dry hump so that you just wouldn't put draws on, right? You would just get carpet burn on your dick.
Starting point is 01:20:27 If you got denim on. Wait, wait. I've definitely heard a pussy of prune. appointments, dick appointments, that whole shit. I've never heard of a dry hump appointment that you come prepare with no put some sweatpants on. A sweatpants. If you could plan it, why are you
Starting point is 01:20:40 going with denim raw? And he sounded like he wears that Japanese denim, that hard denim. Oh, that shit. That's just the pants stand up in the corner. Remember red monkey? He definitely sounds like true religion. Come on, give me my credit. Ew.
Starting point is 01:20:55 Come on, give me my credit. Look at Pete. Pete's up here like, Rory jolted on it before we'd even had a chance to like Yeah like give it a fucking joke breath Because it was that bad I was trying to get ahead of
Starting point is 01:21:04 Me being shitted on What's his name? Jeremy? Don't know He also didn't say it And that was not him So it's fine All right Well whatever your name is
Starting point is 01:21:13 Sir in Utah NBA young boy Leave that lady alone I kind of want He should leave her alone I do want to follow up from him though What is that conversation like Yo my ex saw us at Bible study
Starting point is 01:21:26 He just text me and then she just falls back. They did the whole family thing, the I love you thing. They were dry humping. No, she still had feelings for him. Well, no, that's obvious, but I have. So that's all it is. I'm nosy.
Starting point is 01:21:39 He just made up an excuse, like, you know, whatever bullshit. Well, he's still sitting here like, should I pursue? So what did she say? Like, oh, he just texted me, real. He just said hi. No. But I don't think we should see each other anymore? No, should I pursue?
Starting point is 01:21:51 I mean, then like, should I continue to hit up? Like, yo, what's going on? I agree. Yada yada. Can we hang out? can we talk? Yeah, it sounds like the homie dumped her, the other guy. And she's always held that door open saying one day, maybe this will still work out.
Starting point is 01:22:04 She never let go of her former situation, her former relationship. So now that the guy is even texting her, she's like, we're back on. Do y'all, do y'all need closure in relationships? Oh, you're asking me specific. No. Julian, nobody in here thinks you need closure. Yeah, no, I don't. You just need an app.
Starting point is 01:22:24 You just need Wi-Fi. You just need Wi-Fi. You just need 5G and you back in the game. A little bit tequila. I used to think I needed closure. I used to be big on like I need some type of closure. In this point of my life, absolutely not. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:22:38 But I was very big on what I thought closure was for a while. And that has shifted. That shit doesn't matter at all. It's probably one of the biggest shifts that's happened in my life as of recent is I just don't. I don't need it. It's because you're a dad now. Yeah. Closure's few.
Starting point is 01:22:53 Everybody be quiet. I'm going to sleep. I feel like closing my eyes just closing your eyes is all you need I feel like closure depends on the the person who it depends on the end of the relationship so if you if you suddenly
Starting point is 01:23:05 the only person that usually needs closure is the one that fucked up the relationship if you were the one that was cheating if you were the one that was cheating and got caught cheating like you're the one that wants closure if the other part like your partner stops but that's not real closure
Starting point is 01:23:21 a lot of people that have been cheating on need closure of like They need to know why. Like, we need to close this. I need to understand why the cheating have. I need to understand. Why are you cheated on me? That's a thing with people.
Starting point is 01:23:31 Come on, man. Grow some balls. What if she has a vagina? Grow a clit. That's why you were cheating. She had no clit. Dude. You ain't got no clit.
Starting point is 01:23:42 I'm out. Imagine finding that out. What am I here? Yo, you ain't got to. I'm out of here, man. Peach, don't piss me off. Pete had a great question. What is?
Starting point is 01:23:54 is a clit, exactly. What is a clit? What do you mean? I know the function of it, but it's tough to find. Don't get me wrong, but I know the function. No, it's not. A clit is not tough to find. It's in the same spot.
Starting point is 01:24:05 What does it do? I know throughout the vagina, like what, everything has a function. So you want to know the functionality of the clitorium? Yeah. Is it just for, is it just for pleasure? The clitoris is a female sexual organ. It's a female sexual organ, sexual organ. Sexual organ that has a complex network of nerves and erectile tissue, both inside and outside
Starting point is 01:24:23 the body. Oh, it's just a clump of nerves. The clit is essentially... To the aliens for giving women clits, because all it does is just make sex good. The clit is essentially the helmet. There's our helmet. You know our helmet. So the clit is. But our orgasms are for a purpose of keeping the population going. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:24:39 We can't keep the population going without... They just put a rose on there. Without the vulva and the clitoris. It does look like a folded dick. That was like tucked in. Type of porn you'd be watching. I'm saying, according to this graph there. am I wrong? Thank you, PJ.
Starting point is 01:25:00 Well, because I say graphic and now people think I'm looking at a woman's clip, but it's a chart of a clip. It's not like... Just how your tone and how you said graphic was funny. I don't know why. Graphic. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:25:10 I do like that they call this to clitoral hood. Can you get your hood circumcide? Can women get their hood surged? I just... The clitoris is essentially... It looks exactly like the helmet or the... tip of a penis. It does.
Starting point is 01:25:25 And it's probably... Thank you, Ma. Because that's exactly what it is. Sometimes it's covered. Sometimes it's skin covering it. Sometimes it's just out. Yeah. Sometimes it's right there. You just see it. So as soon as it... Okay. Look like a moose knuckle. Can you imagine, like, what type of world we live in if sex didn't feel good? Mm. You've had... Elaborate, Rory. Yes, of course. Okay. But...
Starting point is 01:25:47 So we live in the world with sex doesn't feel good to some people. Well, we have an animal instinct to... to breed. But like, it's the same theory that thank God babies are cute because there'd probably be a lot
Starting point is 01:26:01 of people that would get rid of babies if they weren't so cute. I think if sex didn't feel good, it'd be a completely different planet. Well, cats don't enjoy sex. Cats don't enjoy life. Cats don't enjoy being around other cats.
Starting point is 01:26:15 How could they fuck? Yeah, but it's painful to them. That's why they sound like that. You ever heard cats fucking? Can't say I have. Really? Where would I? I stumble upon
Starting point is 01:26:24 Like hearing You can be in your house And like hear it It's very loud Never heard a stray cats Wren? That's what it sounds Like I thought they were fighting
Starting point is 01:26:32 No They were definitely heard cats Fight I thought they were just scrapping No they were fucking They were fucking It's very It's very painful
Starting point is 01:26:39 For them Wait I always thought They were just scrapping Nah Because the male That means come Get this cat ass The male cat has
Starting point is 01:26:47 Barbes on his penis So when he goes To put it in it And pull it It hurts the feet It hurts a lot Oh, and their tongues are, so even the oral side with cats must be out. Yeah, they definitely lick pussy.
Starting point is 01:26:58 They have, like, sandpaper tongues. Roy, you ever, your dress is a duck? You ever seen a duck's dick? No, Julian. Where would I've seen a duck's dick? Well, do you do history stuff in Ohio. I do it. That's history stuff?
Starting point is 01:27:12 It's, you know, it's a, it's a, duck dicks are corkscrews. They're like super long and they look like corkscrews. I didn't know, I didn't know ducks were packing like that. Yeah, they got. They're strapped. Look at that thing. Julian. Can we have another voice moat?
Starting point is 01:27:30 It's a corkscrew. I was trying to get at the the beauty of our ecosystem in the world. We have been created to enjoy sex to keep the population going. It would be really weird if sex was not good. I don't know if we'd all be here.
Starting point is 01:27:43 I'm trying to get off the subject. Mall, look at this. I don't want to look at it. Julie. Look at that thing. It looks like a Cheeto. That thing is huge. It does have big feet, though, so that checks out.
Starting point is 01:27:56 That's a third rudder. That looked like a wine opener. Why didn't they add that to my costume? Is that a wine opener? What is that thing? Come on. You don't have that stand up. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:28:08 They didn't add it to my costume. They gave me the hat, but didn't even give me the appropriate. Send it back. They didn't hit some pieces. You know how much Roy loves wine. He would die for one of these. I could open a bottle with my dick. Send that costume back, man.
Starting point is 01:28:24 That ain't no fucking daffy duck. Imagine setting the move with a girl. If your dick could open a wine bottle. You just spin on it? You want cabernet? Like, I got you. Where did you stumble upon a duck's dick? He just googled it.
Starting point is 01:28:40 No, but can even know that? Yeah, this is unfortunately something I knew ahead of time. I just, I listened to a lot of weird things. And I always, no shit in me. Yeah, I always retain the weirdest information, this being one of them. Birds in general, most. flying mammals have weird Do you, do you see that?
Starting point is 01:28:56 What's the name bird? Albertis. Albatus? Albatross. Albatross. Albatross. Yeah, no. Bro, aliens are real.
Starting point is 01:29:03 I don't, we can't even... This bird can fly and stay in the air for 13 months without landing. Did y'all know that? No. Just by flowing, like, through the wind. They sleep while they're in the air.
Starting point is 01:29:15 What if it's not winning? It looks like it's built for a fly. Oh, it's like me on a train. No, this is different. This is different. 13 months in the air. air? That has to be an alien.
Starting point is 01:29:26 Like, what are we talking about? They're really big, aren't they? Yeah. Why would you stay in the air for that little? Yeah, they have a large wingspan. 13 months straight is crazy. Imagine flying, imagine walking for a year straight, like, just doing
Starting point is 01:29:40 anything for that extended amount of time. 13 months? Y'all can't tell me aliens are not real, man. So you think the birds are the aliens? A form of them, yeah. Form a dinosaur. I think those are like the birds that like when UFOs come into our atmosphere, like I think sometimes they just drop shit off and leave shit behind once they land somewhere. Like white people?
Starting point is 01:30:05 Like certain animals are definitely from other planet. Like white people and gonorrhea? Well, yeah. Didn't y'all give us gonorrhea? What? Like white people, then white people give like bring gonorrhea. We came up with like the bacteria? Yeah, like y'all brought the bacteria over here.
Starting point is 01:30:21 Man, you got to talk to... From the Caucasus Mountains? That sounds like something that will be up in the Caucasus Mountains, Honorea. Talk to Yakub about that one. If you made us, then you also made gonorrhea. So that's a black people thing. Do we have another voice, though? Striking that steel into gonorrhea is hilarious.
Starting point is 01:30:42 Yes, we... The sword was dirty. We're the only podcast that constantly brings up Yakub. No, you're the only person that constantly brings up Yakub. Is he a part of the honor? The Ananaki? Say again? The Ananaki.
Starting point is 01:30:57 Mm-hmm. Yeah. The original people? Yeah. Listen, I'll... Was she here for the episode we scrapped? Oh, God. We got heavy into that.
Starting point is 01:31:06 Yeah, I was. I was here. Where are all these episodes, by the way? I think I was the person who asked to scrap it. Hard drives. They're there. Fern it. For the feds come.
Starting point is 01:31:16 For the feds come. Burn it. See, you guys are part of... You're part of the problem. That's why. You're like the feds. You were trying to silence me. I wasn't
Starting point is 01:31:25 I just know you don't know That was DeMaris That DeMaris said scrap That DeMiras said scrap the episode Y'all didn't have that That energy For 19 keys when he was here Because him and I believed the same thing
Starting point is 01:31:36 I did Y'all went against me I'd be saying scrap everything Throw it out Did we cut any of that 19 keys Yes we did cut some We did we cut it quite a bit Now that I remember yeah
Starting point is 01:31:48 You're trying to silence the keys That's the problem We just cut out half an episode Earlier this week It's the problem now. Another great tourist. We cut out so much shit. All right.
Starting point is 01:32:00 What's up, everybody? What's up, gang? Shouts out everybody, but especially Baby D. You definitely be the most valid on the podcast. He's just trying to be. I think we all know that you're the most valid. But anyway, straight to the point. I said violent.
Starting point is 01:32:18 Yeah. Not valid. So I'm in a situation. I'm a, first. from the DMV. I moved to LA pretty recently a little more than a year ago. And, you know, I moved here single and I have, I've been having fun in the streets. You know, I'm a bartender. So my occupation gives way to interact with a lot of women. But there's this one girl back home who I met a little bit before I left. And we kind of hit it off. We never hung out or anything. We just see each other around, but we hit it off.
Starting point is 01:33:00 So I went back to visit last week, and I asked if she wanted to go out for dinner. And we did, and it was great. But the only thing is I'm back in L.A. now. And I kind of don't know what I should do. I want to see her again. I know she wants to see me again. But I don't know how I should go about this. Like, should I feel.
Starting point is 01:33:23 fly her out. Should I just wait till she's in town? Do I go back? I'm not sure. So let me know. What should I do? He left the second voice mail. We're not going to listen to the whole thing. He basically just added that they've been texting and DMing since the move and the
Starting point is 01:33:39 date that they did go on went very well. Okay. That's it. How much the flight cost? From L.A. to D.C. I don't know. And it's around holiday time. She's flying Delta 1? Well, wouldn't he be coming this way for the holidays?
Starting point is 01:33:55 You would assume you'd come back home, no? Yeah, I'd wait this one out. I don't know if Fian and I smitten off the first date and then fly her out, I think, is a little extra. Baller. First date and then fly out? Shit, niggins be flying them out first date. I'm not disrespecting bartenders whatsoever. I don't want to come across as that guy, but that's a lot of money to just fly a woman from L.A. to D.C.
Starting point is 01:34:18 because you liked her on the first date. I'm sorry to L.A. Maybe he's great with his finance. I don't know. Yeah, what is she talking crazy in the text, though? Hmm. I mean, it was FaceTime and I'll beat off. The flight is, if he gets her like a business class flight,
Starting point is 01:34:31 it's probably like, what, $500, $600? From L.A. to D.C. Well, I don't, I didn't mean business class. I meant like premium economy. I mean, you probably could find something like that. Premium economy. It's like $600. Yeah, seven.
Starting point is 01:34:45 Yeah. But then, all right, then you have to Florida City. Depending on when you book. Like, if it's Monday and you're talking about it, coming out here Thursday. Yeah, that's, who, no, no bag. You're gonna play a,
Starting point is 01:34:56 you're gonna pay a pretty, you're gonna, you're gonna pay for that ass. And then also, like, if you're not like a dirt bag, when you fly her out, you have to, like, bring her around the city
Starting point is 01:35:06 and, like, do a lot of activities and that whole thing starts to add up to. She didn't want to just get fucked on your couch for a week. I missed those. Especially in our nation's capital. Remember when it was just that simple?
Starting point is 01:35:18 Lauren tried to tell us. It could all be so simple. But you'd rather make it all. That's what she was He wasn't talking about a breakout. Talking about, yo, come through. Yeah, just pull up. Fuck all that other.
Starting point is 01:35:29 A week is a long time, especially if she gets there and you be on the first night from experience. Not worth it. Yeah, but Julian. Some people actually enjoy women and everything else. They have to offer. Like, I love women. Do you?
Starting point is 01:35:41 Yeah. I think you love sex. I don't know if you like, love women. I love women in their personalities, but a week with any human being is too long. I'm a big personality guy. I'm a big personality He's not
Starting point is 01:35:54 Maul neither are you So we're not gonna do that Yes I'm a mobile personality guy And you How? You're on dating apps What does that have to do with anything? That's the same comeback every time
Starting point is 01:36:07 People meet that way They can be into personality You should try them Because clearly you know Clearly what This hasn't worked out thus far Whatever your method is Matter of a lot of people
Starting point is 01:36:16 Like a lot of people like dating apps Because it could be personality Rather than just meeting someone out that's just trying to fuck. That's right. Oh, no, you're not a personality guy. I'm just defending dating guys. Yeah, I'm not on your side on this.
Starting point is 01:36:27 I want to make that clear. I'm just on the side. I understand dating apps are not just fucking. And has it worked out for you? Yeah, a few times. I've had my last two real relationships were off dating apps. Your last?
Starting point is 01:36:40 Okay. When was that? My last like serious one was like... 2012? No. When I first was like 2018, it was last for like, 2018. It was last for like, when, when, when, when, when I was like, when, when, when, when,
Starting point is 01:36:49 It lasts for like two years. Oh, when you went to Michael Jackson's trial? No, this is after that. In 2018? This is after. My God, I'm like, oh, nine. Michael Jackson's trial, that was, what was that? 2012?
Starting point is 01:37:02 2012. No, it wasn't allowed. He died in 2009. Yeah, the trial happened. He's talking about the trial for the guy who killed him, not his trial. Oh, wait. I thought he went to like a Michael Jackson. Well, I went to the one where the, yeah, they were suing the doctor.
Starting point is 01:37:15 The family was representing the Jackson family. Gotcha. Okay, okay. Yeah. That was like 2012. Damaris, who do you think is more of a personality person when it comes to women? Out of whom? Julian and Mall.
Starting point is 01:37:26 Oh, come. Oh, Mall. What? I'm not going to lie to. I agree to. Wow. I'm sorry. All right, let's go back to the gas light pole because I came in last in that one.
Starting point is 01:37:34 So, what's get? You guys are the lighters over here. Demaris literally has a gas problem going on in her apartment. That's a sign. Why are you so mad at us because we, I'm not mad at just. Stop projecting. He like news. News.
Starting point is 01:37:47 Ducks. Just take a fucking breather. Happy Halloween. Even though we do give Mall a lot of shit for never being in serious relationships, I do think his situationships, he actually likes the woman. Yeah, I wasn't saying all was a great guy. Which is okay. I think you're honest with the women that you meet on the apps. I don't think you do dirtbag shit whatsoever.
Starting point is 01:38:09 I think you're honest in saying, you know, I'm just trying to fuck and move on. I also haven't expressed or been open with my current dating stuff. I've kept it quiet for a reason. So I'll just say that. Hmm. You sound like somebody I know. You? I don't know.
Starting point is 01:38:26 Me for sure. No, you love. I'm not on like this 300 day venture. She ain't either. Yeah. Yes. What number is it? What are we at?
Starting point is 01:38:34 I have not. I stop coming. I bet you did. I'm depressed. I stop coming. I'm not going to keep calling that shit every day. I bet you did. May 14th, baby.
Starting point is 01:38:42 May 14th. In 1,07 8 days. I've been going to something. May 14. What was this gentleman asking us for? Does he, does he fly her out or does he, what does he do? Oh, man, you're a bartender. Damaris is at a hundred.
Starting point is 01:38:54 See it, hold on. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on. Oh, hold on. This bar, you're a bartender. What, would that mean? You have access to meet a lot of people. He also just said he was getting ass for being a bartender. Like, just do that.
Starting point is 01:39:07 I was giving a compliment. No, but I'm talking about what you said earlier when you were like, you're a bartender, like, I'm not saying how much bartenders make, but you shouldn't be spending. that's an expensive trip. Yeah. That's an expensive trip if you ain't a box. It's an expensive trip for anybody. I said I'm not shitting on bartenders or what they make financially.
Starting point is 01:39:27 I'm not that guy. Okay. But yeah, that's a lot of money around the holidays to have some chick that you just had one cool date with to spend $700 minimum to get her there. And like we said, for a whole week, he sounds like a good guy. He's going to have to take her to every fucking sight that she's ever needs to see. in D.C. They're going to have to go to dinner. That's going to be minimum minimum. 2,000. 3,500.
Starting point is 01:39:55 What, 30. Because you got to do dinners. 3,500 is crazy. You got to do drag it. Dinners. You got to do dinner every single night. If she's there for five days, he got to do dinner every single night. Can he cook?
Starting point is 01:40:05 Because if not, yeah. Yeah, true. If you can't impress her with the cook game, yeah. Oobie's. Yeah. Like, who the fuck is going? Okay, it's not cheap. But it's not fucking $200 a fucking night.
Starting point is 01:40:16 Like, it's, it's, $300 for an Uber from the airport. Are you guys like not paying attention to how much shit cost these days? No, it's not. In D.C.? It's not. At all. It's like $50. If he flies her out to L.A. Yeah, but from the airport
Starting point is 01:40:31 to where it's $300. Well, you'd probably pick her up from the airport. L.A.X to anywhere in Los Angeles is $100 $100, absolute fucking minimal. It's not. We go to our hotel all the time. It depends. It depends on what time of day. 60. All right. See, I can't even have this conversation. I'm sorry. $60.
Starting point is 01:40:46 $60. $60. $60. black trucks, so they cost a lot of Even if you don't. Even if you get a comfort, just a regular or XL is like $80 something. If you get a regular Uber, just a car, Uber X, it's $60.70.
Starting point is 01:40:58 No way. Let me see right now. Let me go on Uber. Well, you can't. Yes, you can. You're pretty far from this location. So you can still, you think I can't call somebody at Uber in L.A. right now?
Starting point is 01:41:07 No, I think you can. It's just going to say you're very far from this location. Yeah, okay. Is this where for you? Send the car. That shit is definitely going to be more And what time is it over there? It actually doesn't even matter.
Starting point is 01:41:19 From JFK, it's that crazy. I'll send it to West Hollywood. Yeah. And he don't live in West Hollywood, by the way. Do pink dot. Yeah, right now comfort is, yeah, $60. And a regular UberX is $61. Like I said.
Starting point is 01:41:34 Yeah. I mean, we're splitting pennies here. That's still a very financially expensive trip. $60 is not splitting pennies. It ain't $3,500. Total? After restaurants, Uber. every yes that's you're spending that much money on a girl you like yes you are okay
Starting point is 01:41:51 you think she's gonna eat hoshi every night in dc no let's just agree to disagree i don't see $3,500 i can see you saying you spend $700 on the flight oh wait do i have it wrong he wants to fly her to L.A it's worse that's what I'm saying it's worth i'm saying it's worse i'm saying it's $4,000 yeah oh i was saying that for D.C i thought he was flying to D.C no he's saying do I fly her out to me she's in D.C. does she go to L.A. So I'm saying if she goes to L.A. is cooked, bro.
Starting point is 01:42:19 You're like draining your pockets. You're spending way more money. Yeah. For sure. And Turore's with like, L.A., you got to be, you're driving her everywhere. You got to think,
Starting point is 01:42:28 that's just a lot. You got to spend time with her. Yeah. It's a lot of shit. And you have to think, too, if she's there for the week, you're a bartender. You got to take it a highlight room.
Starting point is 01:42:39 Got to see Night Train. How much money, how much money are you losing as a bartender? Because, like, if you work during the day, I think a woman would like understand that. But if you leave her every night to go work. True. She's not
Starting point is 01:42:51 going to like that. That's going to be odd. You guys can't do dinner. You can't do any of that shit. So clearly he's going to have to take a week off of work. Barton is usually. Yeah, but we don't know homie pockets, though. Yeah, like, that's, if he didn't call in and say, hey, I don't know if I could have more money than me. I'm just saying how much it would cost. All right. But if you change
Starting point is 01:43:07 shifts and say he usually works Thursday, Thursday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday. All right, fine. Take two of those shifts off. You're going to pick up the Monday, where you're probably not making nearly as much money, regardless, he's going to lose money by either moving shifts or not working. I'm saying the hours, too.
Starting point is 01:43:23 Fuck it, man. Fly out. Thank you, Ma. If you can afford to do it. And when I say afford to do it, I mean, like, comfortably do it, which I assume you can because you call in and ask us. And you like her, you want to spend time with her do it. You think she worth it doing. Yeah, fly out. A week after one day, though, is.
Starting point is 01:43:40 A week is too long. I would say a weekend for a weekend. She's not going to fly to L.A. for 40 hours. Three nights, I think, is... Three nights is cool. Three nights is proper. Because that first one, you're going to have fun. Second one, you get in your rhythm. Like, if you nutted too quick, the first night.
Starting point is 01:43:53 Y'all never spent a week with a girl? Yes, but not after the first date. After the first date is wild. I don't think I've ever spent a week with a girl after a week. That's a lot. A week is a lot. Oh, okay. And it's different if it's a week and we live in the same city.
Starting point is 01:44:08 A week and you come in here to visit me for a week. That's a long. If we live in the same city, like, you got your place, I got mine. We don't have to be up under each other. but if you flying out to stay with me and for a week you're in my space, my house, whatever, like after one date, that could be, you're going to find out,
Starting point is 01:44:26 you're going to find out who this person is. So he might have a plan. Like, I want her to spend time. I want to watch how, you know, how she moves around the house, like what she does, like how she, you know, carries herself. What's her house swag? Like, is she clean?
Starting point is 01:44:38 Is she messy? Is she... But you never really going to know something like that from if somebody's not in their own space. Shit. You got. What? Yes, you can. If you have a girl come stay with you, you'll find out exactly how she conducted herself in her house.
Starting point is 01:44:52 You can see it. I'm like, all right, I get it. No, but there's some girls that you... Those plates shit's still in the sink, okay? I get it. No, but some girl, but on the opposite end, some girls will be super clean at your house and they won't be the same at their house. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 01:45:07 It don't really, you don't really see it. If you ain't got a choice... If you're trying to check out for a week, though, are you giving her, like, the rundown when she first gets to the house of, like, house rules and like... I'm not giving her no house rules. Take your shoes off. She's going to walk in to see a clean space. See shit is in order.
Starting point is 01:45:21 And just let me see what she do from here. The true test of a great guest. You see how I live. Relationship or not is even if you're just letting a friend stay at your place, is whatever condition the place is when you walk in, that's how it should be when you're there. And name it. Now, granted, we know you in here.
Starting point is 01:45:35 So it's going to be shit that's just, you know, blankets, whatever, like, you know, suitcase, clothes. I get that. But you can still do that and still have shit organizing together. And if I'm doing a week, I'm preparing. We're like, all right, you can have this. area, put your makeup and all that shit here. Don't make it weird. You can poop here. You don't have to run to Starbucks and try to hide for a week.
Starting point is 01:45:53 You got to say that. Girls really run to start. I'm not running nowhere. If I got a shit out of shit. You know when girls take shit. They disappeared. We turned the water. Not only that, they disappeared for like 30 minutes and you look up, you on your phone, you're watching the game. You don't even realize she's not even in the living room with you no more. She's in the back taking the shit. I've had a girl call me weird because I, in my days of having the fly out or whatever when they would stay for a few days. I would break the ice right away. Like, if you need to poop, just do it.
Starting point is 01:46:20 Like, there's wet wipes. You don't need to, like, do this whole thing. Roy said leave the door open. I don't think, like, that's odd. I still do the running water thing. And she called me weird, like. And Rory walking the bathroom soon as she finished. And he goes off.
Starting point is 01:46:30 He won the those for sure. He wanted to smell. Scat pack. That's why I mean, ice spice. It's a redhead thing. I get it. I understand. Put the zip lock in the toilet.
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Starting point is 01:47:03 If you hear this, Halloween is over. If you want you hear this. Trick-a-treat. No, I'm not. No. No, I'm not trick-or-treating. No. Trick-or-treat. Oh.
Starting point is 01:47:11 What is that? Oh, I have a trick. I got matches. We'll talk to y'all. That's after she shits. Be safe. No, you can make it disappear. Be blessed.
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