New Rory & MAL - Episode 32 | "Thomas The Train"

Episode Date: January 14, 2022

*Insert episode about nothing* Rory & Mal start off describing their wild night out with Jay Electronica, including a nasty table spread and accompanying hookah bill. Mal lets the fans know he heard their feedback about his Carter 3 take, and Rory questions Lyfe Jennings and Fantasia's mindset when singing 'Hypothetically'. This leads into a conversation regarding stepfathering on accident, and Karl The Cameraman gives his input on a tough situation. Rory enlightens us on an awkward conversation he had with his accountant about his "personal" spending, which leads into a porn, train, and orgy's in Detroit topic. They discuss the coolest rappers who can box, and reminisce on how Drake and Meek's rap battle set had the culture talking. TRIGGER WARNING: Mal says 'Belly' is a trash movie + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It'd be a good hook. Somebody should write that. Yeah. Kendrick Lamma Lama I'm Kendrick Lama Kendrick Lama I'm a Lama

They said They said They were an instant classic They was right Yeah they said They said they were right They also said I forgot the other album

They said it was an instant classic I was like I know Everybody's gonna get their instant classics off now For sure Take care You know? They said take care It was an instant classic

I need to stop talking about Drake In a negative way Because everyone thinks I hate him I think he's the greatest artist of all time every album he has a classic. So he still hates his drug. That's what I got from that. You say all that to say that.

All right, man. Never mind. Forget it. Mall, you're going to answer Edin's question. Do we catch that on the game? You have a type. Fuck it. We're recording.

I have a type. This is the episode. I don't know what that type is, but I have one. It's not nothing specific, though. Like, if you see all the women I've ever, and I think we spoke about this. If you see all the women I've ever dated, there's no, like, glaring similarities.

Except for daddy issues. No, I stay away from those. That wasn't that funny. Yeah, those type of women I try to stay away from. Daddy issues? You're a lie. You a lie. I hate those type of women.

Well, I don't hate them, but I don't like dealing with you. You're not trying to be daddy? Mm-mm. Are you guys in front of tall with you? I am not your fascia. No, I'm not scared of Tolloman. I like to climb a nice tree. Brings me back to my youth.

Okay. Yeah. We're going to be at the WMBA game, so. Uh-huh. somewhere else too to my climbing women consensually there you go

you try to set me up the last I went to the game the Knit game Monday after we recorded and we spoke about Jaheim and you ran into him he sat right in front of me like literally right in front of me

I'm like this I was going to take a picture and send it to you but I was like I don't want to be caught taking the picture to the back of Jaheim that's fucking hysterical I would love to see the photo

of you taking the photo of the back of Zhang. I was like Rory definitely set me up. Like this is going to be a confrontation. I know Jahim. Like, you're getting some seats. You're both from Jersey.

Yes. Absolutely. I'm like, I'm like, all right. Rory set me up for this one. I'm like, all right.

I was just chilling in Jurs and ran into Jai. What are the eyes? Jahim sits right in front of me at the game. I'm like, all right. Did you buy him a drink? Uh, no.

No. We didn't even speak. Like, I don't know. I don't know. You should have started playing the clip. Like off your phone. Absolutely.

wasn't out. This was Monday after we recorded like literally. Oh, Monday night. Saved your life. That's why I said, I said, no, Rory set me up. Next day, he was like, hey, this would have been Tuesday. He would have turned around like, yo, let me ask you soaked it out of like, all, here we go. Here we go. I gave us your one month. What do you want from him?

You was courtside with Jaheem is fucking sick. Nasty courtside, right? Your feet was on wood? No, no, no, not, no. A little, not too far from the word. The two of y'all took photos of your feet? No. I just saw him sit down in front of me

and I was just like, this has to be God. This God is a comedian. I never want to downplay people that enjoy sitting Courtside. I've never sat Courtside. But we do need to maybe... Depending on where you shit, Cortisor's overrated. Should pull back a little bit on the feet picks.

Yeah, that's kind of corny. Men shouldn't be doing that. Men shouldn't be taking pictures of their feet anyway. What if they got dunks on? You got to do kicks of the day. I understand that. Like, if you're one of those sneaker influencer guys, I get it.

it's just nasty to take a picture of your feet with basketball with sweaty men running up and down it's just like whatever but yeah it was a cool night out Knicks uh nicks had managed to win they won last night too went to the game last night against Dallas they won to

get us uh get us a company box um no i'll talk to juice let's get some um tickets for one of the games coming up uh how about you get a couple and you bring that nice young lady you were talking to on Monday night. Getting to know.

Friend, you know, just hanging out. Yeah, Mike. So go and hang out and have a good time. Demaris, I seen him in action. Ooh. I seen him in action. What it looked like? And Shorty next to me, texters.

You don't know. I saw the text. Said, he's feeling you. And he just made seven mill. Yo. That number. Keep dropping. You know what I'm really not lying right now.

Are you serious? I'm dead ass. I'm dead. On my mom. You dead ass wrong for telling him I might. You said this. told him that right there in the moment. And by the way, of course, I'm looking at the text and immediately I have to see what

the response is going to be across the table. She parked up a little bit. She might move to knee a little closer to the mall. This is why you can't have friends, man. She was like that. She was throwing a hoop for you. Y'all are crazy, man. See, I'm just trying to have a...

See, Dee, this is the part they don't tell you when I go out with Rory. First of all, yeah, let's get into that. First of Rory and J. Shout out to J. That's my guy. Jellek Anton Dronica had me and Rory. out, well, no, Jay and Rory had me out until almost four in the morning on Monday. I would have you know that, Damarcy, because you'd be thinking it's me causing the mischief

in the streets and all of that. Him and Jay Lake. So he had a show at Sony Hall on Monday night, which you didn't want to come with us. Carl came to. You did not invite me. I'm so tired of this. Y'all did not invite me to that show. It's an open invite to just walk in with us.

Carl walked in with us. He did. He was fine. So we go to Jay Electronica's show. It was really fun. Had some beverages backstage. Green Ace. Yeah.

Which makes me feel kind of cool. Mm-hmm. Okay. Show is good, but more so the after effect. The night didn't seem to be over. Yeah, they didn't want to end the night, Dee. Like, they started looking at me like, yo, we're going right down a block after this. What's up?

And I'm like, okay. Well, no, no, no. Hold on. Hold on. We have to add some context to this. We were up, like, when I go to Tony Hall, the fucking the world parts for me, I'm VIP at Sony Hall. No, they know you up in there for sure.

They know you. Security immediately opens the door for me. Absolutely. It's like the scene from Goodfellas for Sony Hall for me. Yeah. That's my co-moogabana. They move tables there. They move tables, everything for you.

So, you know, we was in the VIP section, chilling. Young lady comes a little late halfway through the show. Typically, Mall would always leave a concert and go right home. I'm like, yo, we about to go get some hookah. We about to go get some food, chill. normally never even look in mall's direction because I know what time it is mall was like yo where you're about to go where you're about to go is nasty mom yeah because it was like I it looked like we about the it's like the night ain't over us I don't want to be

the one that oh mall didn't want to hang out with us you know it turns into that quick so I was like yo would we you know what I'm trying to run twos with me I just asked roy what he was doing because I don't see my guy like even though I just saw him earlier that day I don't see my guy trying to say 12 hours so they was like nah hookah I was like I was like I I ain't do a guy, but I go with y'all. Like, yo, it's right down. I'm like, it's down the block. Yeah, we're going to walk there.

Cool, I go with y'all. I didn't know what I was going to turn into four in the morning. I would have never went to Maris. Yes, you would. No, I would have never went. Four in the morning, no. I don't do that. I don't be outside to four in the morning.

What did you when the young lady talk about? It was loud, so I was, you know. We talked about life. She told me some of her dreams and aspirations. Okay, what were there? And you can fund them? She's, no, I cannot fund any dreams. She told me she's studying.

nurse she's in nursing school I was okay good for you like you know we need more nurses up in the front line yeah absolutely and then after that it was just like you know regular conversation of the night and you know the music and you know

she didn't really know who Jay was and then you know Jay was kept picking on her laughing the whole night he was cracking jokes he was over there like that's my man he Grammy nominated I did not that's disgusting

she doesn't know who Jay like is not really no she didn't like the girl was she? I'm all talked to her. I don't know. 27, I think. Yeah.

Why do you think every 27-year-old IG chick is supposed to know J-Lotronica? Don't IG check her. Is she an IG? She's a chick on IG. She has an Instagram. She has an Instagram. All right. She showed me.

Did you guys exchange? Did you guys do follow for follow? No. No. No. No, she told me she didn't want to follow me. She told me not to follow her. And she said, um, she said, oh my God, you have so many followers.

You must be a piece of shit. And I was just like, sure. I didn't know that's what to quits. Is there something you want to tell me about your past day life? Yeah, I was like, that equates to me being a piece of shit. Doesn't she have a lot of followers? She's up there. Yeah.

She has about 30,000 followers, something like that. Yeah, you piece of shit. Yeah, exactly. I was like, I know you. 30K, okay. You know the 30K registered nurse. I know that tier. I've been through that tier.

Yo, I have torn through the 30Kers. That tier, oh my God. Yeah, so, but it was cool, though. We had a good time and, you know, everybody went home. Then I finally called the Uber and was like, I'm out of here. I gave quick daps and got out of there. No, I was just, it was just, it was just, it was just interesting to watch Mawby playing it cool. And I think she went to the bathroom and he had said to the young lady I was next to, invited the girl.

I was like, yo, I'm really feeling her. My man ain't go all like that. See what I'm saying? DeMaris. Yo, on God, you might have said I'm obsessed when we was at the show. On God. You see what I'm saying? Look, all the nigg said her in the 21 seconds.

on God. You know what I'm saying? On God. Demaris, I didn't say that. You didn't say he was obsessed with her? No, obsessed, no. But like in a fun way. No, I said she was cute.

That's not what happened. I said, yeah, she's cute. Demaris, I said she's cute. You see a lady walking, she's good-looking, yo, she's cute. Nah, we told him after you was talking to her for a while when she went to the bathroom. Like, what you got off? Nothing at all. I was talking to Jalek, and we were talking about.

We were talking to her friends. And that's why she ended up sending a text to I'm not talking about harmonies in the hookah spot. We were. No fuck y'all weren't. I was like, yo, Jay, if you were to lay your vocals if you would have stacked them right here. Like, I think that bar would hit a little harder.

Like, we just talking with. With the registered nurse. Yeah. Yeah. It was a sick night in there, DeMaris. Yeah, I see. Fucking night. Oh, don't even do.

You was inquiring too about the dude who's my man. Shout out to Kalu that she came with. You was doing a lot of unmoal shit that night. He inquired to me. They inquired to me. They introduced him to the young lady. I'm like, no, it's just my man.

Me and Rory was standing somewhere. Two people, male and female, coming to our state, was just me and Rory at first. Male and female coming to the section where we was at. They introduced me. We go down into the dress room after.

They're there in the dressing room with us. So I'm asking Rory, like, yo, who is that? I don't, you know, I didn't know who these people were. He said, oh, nah, they cooled up. I was like, oh, they're a couple? Like, just asking for basic information. When has more ever seen a girl

and asked you if there was a couple? I don't think I've ever Been around a couple of demands If she was ugly you think you would have asked I don't never ask about ugly people What are you talking about? I don't want to know anything about ugly people I don't know what they're doing

I don't want to know what they're eating I don't want to know what they're eating You see? Are you seeing D? You see what I'm steady I've never said steady Is that a steady girl? I just asked

Is that his main squeeze? This was his people's his friends I didn't know what the history was That's all I was just one more information and they were going to be coming to have hookah with us. For sure. It's okay.

Who are these people? That's all. Who am I sharing hookah tips with? That's it. But it was a good night. Shout out to your man. He's cool. I like him.

What's his name? Caloo? What I'm talking about? Yeah. Cool dude. Shout's cool dude. Cool dude. Like, real cool dude.

So, yeah, we had a good time. But four in the morning, I'm not built for that no more. But shout out to Jay Alec, man. It was a great night. Great show. He swears I don't like his rap and his music for whatever reason. Literally in the middle of certain verses, he would look up and change the words

to malls of fucking hater. Wait, what? Yeah, in the middle of his bar. How you like that, mall? You can rap, sir. No, no, he was running in the crowd, looking up at us and going, take that mall.

I'm like, yo, I'm like, Jay-Lek, you can rap. I've never said you cannot rap. Like, trust me, you are one of the goats when it comes to this rap shit. But cool guy, we had a great time. Shout out to Rory for inviting me. And, yeah, it was a good night, man. No, Jay-Lek is family, man.

I'm going to always enjoy. Yeah. Always enjoy random intoxicated evenings with him and his friends. We had a lot of fun. A lot of fun. We had a $2,000 hookah bill. Hole in the wall. Crazy.

Dee, we went crazy. Y'all was crazy in a hookalong? Mad falafel hummus. You already know how I'm doing. You already know how I'm going with the flophon. When I went up to pay that check and I saw that shit, I'm like, how is that possible? Yeah. And he's like, you ordered all this food and all that.

I was like, who? I want to know who asked for the food. because I didn't eat any food it was like four platters you know the platters at the hookah spot be crazy 80 cash Rory goes to the hookah lounge and order bottles

So no he had two bottles of salvi You know he had a savi The Savvi assassin right here Set the vibes for the twos Set the vibes for the twos We was running twos Look how he tried to pull me Into his bullshit car

Set the vibe for the two I didn't drink any salvi on Don't be mad that I set the precedent early on the twos And let them know what time it was with me I'm the one that's giving the bottles. He's just going to drink out of it. Rory ordered mint teas for everybody.

It was mint teas and these fancy, like little, what they call? The, um, not the kettle. What are they called? It's not a kettle that they bring it in because you can't heat that up, but they bring it in. What does it call? Where the hot water is that? The faucet. No.

Whatever it was. It was really nice, De Maris. And it had cups with real mint leaves, not tea bags. The real mint leaves were in the cups. And he just poured the water in it, let it simmer. Oh, it was a real fancy, real fancy night. the only thing he was letting simmer. Kill.

With that said. This is why I don't hang out, Dee. Because look. Yo, we paid two grand for a bunch of pork platters for the N-O-I. When I was looking at them platters, I'm like, yo, can you read the room? Can you read the room? You think anyone in here looks like they eat pork. It was way too much pork in that table.

Oh, my God. Jeez. It was crazy. Nasty. Nasty. Nasty time. But we had a good time, man. It was real fun.

Maisley, you okay? No, it was a good time. And we could close this up, but I was tired the next day. I was going to text you because Shorty did text the other girl and say, you want to run it back tonight. Oh, okay. And I was like, oh, let's take them to catch. I'm so glad you didn't text me that bullshit. I wouldn't answer that.

I just saw catch and put my phone down. I would never have never taken them to catch. First of all, those two girls have definitely been to catch before. Absolutely. Absolutely. But no, catch, no. I can't do catch. We would walk in to catch with them to and they would know the hostess.

And we'd be sitting there like that. We'd look stupid. Yeah. Like, y'all, y'all. Back ladies? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Back again? Yeah, termasoo.

The chef just asked about you. Yeah, you know, when they know they dessert. Yeah, when the waitress knows your dessert off top, it's like, all right, how many times you've been here? Yeah. Termsu Su? Oh, yeah. Termsu suh, huh? But yeah, we had a good time, man.

Or when they asked for a specific table? Oh, can we get that? Yeah, can we get that one? You know what I mean. You just don't want the way to see you. And you want to be able to see everybody coming and going. I know that table. No, they're IG girls, not my bosses.

They don't need to get back to the wall. Nobody's coming to kill you. I promise you. Yeah, man, but it was something else we did that Monday, didn't we? After the show? Not that I recall. Oh, okay. Maybe that was another day this week.

I see people kind of killing that the Little Wayne take. Some people agree that Carter 3 wasn't a classic. People agree that Carter 3 wasn't a classic, but they feel like Carter 2 was a classic. So I decided that I'm going to spend this weekend and I'm really listening. all of these Wayne albums and I'm gonna give like a more a definitive like judgment on what I think is this classic album.

You think you'll dance to lollipop when it comes on? No. Lollipop didn't age well to me. That just reminded me. Respectfully. I don't want to say this to sound crazy. Your sister had DM'd me when we had posted the Photoshop shit

of us dancing and she said what's funny is Maw can really dance like that. My sister is always trying to tell people what I could really do. I don't know why she does. We know you were a singer. Were you a dancer as well? Well, in the choir, we had a man.

Yeah. Yo, first of all, don't never look at me and ask me if I'm a full package. You was the male Tiana at home? No, no, I was not the male Tiana. But in the choir, growing up, yes, we had to have rhythm. We had to perform. We had to dance. We had to learn choreography.

So, yes, I do have rhythm. Can you give us a little taste, a little number? Nah, man. Because the way my knees are built at 40 is just not, you know what I mean? It's not the same. Roe went between you two and dance off. Me and Rory? Maul.

Come on. I dance on the downbeat. No, but you're a caper. Your shoulders is probably in way better shape than mine. They've been retired for a while. Yeah, just like my, you know, my feats. And those were just routines that I had to learn. Like, I can't just...

It's the same thing. I can't just go out and bust the rug and freestyle. Like, I need the choreography prior to it. You need the count? 100%. You need to count to it. You know, count me in. That's the funny shit.

I really feel like Rory has rhythm. I definitely have rhythm, but I feel like you have more rhythm than I think you have. Like, I feel like if I saw you dancing, I would be surprised. I mean, I'll give you a good two-step, and I can dance with a girl. I'm not talking about that nasty grinding dub stuff that you guys do against the wall. I'm talking like really dance with a woman. I can dance with a woman. I'm talking about the waltz.

You're going to do... I'm definitely doing the swing. What's the dance when you throw Shirtie under your legs? and pull it back up. That's what you all this. Yeah. Salsa. Why can't we bring those dances back?

Like, why can't we go to a party where we're all doing the same dance person? Because those dances back then were just the way to say we're dancing, but it was like, you didn't want to show that you were horny. Like now we just ground on each other. That's true. And twerk and shake ass.

Back then you had to really dance like, hey, throw her around the room and spin her around. You really just just trying to see under her skirt. But that's all that's a fucking weird. Dudes have been horny forever, DeMaris. What do you want me to do this too? They was hornyer because they couldn't talk about it. Women had dresses on down to their ankles dancing at the ballroom.

Like, what do you think a guy didn't want to spin her around to see what was under that thing? Of course he did. But men also enjoyed dancing back in a day. Now I hate, when we go out, men don't dance anymore. All right, we got to stop with that. Besides Carl's the only man that still dances. Men don't like a lot of things. Y'all just like shit and we pretend to like it.

We have to go out on the dance. This is our way. I don't want to go on a date. But that's what you want. Because a dance floor, a dance floor is just a space, but you look crazy if you're just walking on the dance floor. So if a girl goes on the dance floor, she's like, hey, she's looking at you. You got to kind of find your little groove to kind of get over there to her, right? You can't just walk over to like Frankenstein.

Life is not saved the last dance. Yeah. Derek's not going to teach me. Can you show me your walking? Like, how do you groove onto the dance floor? Oh, no, it's just a two step. I'm keeping it basic now, Dee. Two step in the snap.

That's it. Right up to us? No, no, we ain't doing that. At what angle do you keep the snaps? Like where's your arm at in proximity to the two step? Are we high with the snaps? You got to keep them high. You got to show them that you're snapping.

For sure. Keep the snaps high. Keep the feet squared to your shoulders. You know what I mean? One, two. It's a simple one, two step. And that's all you got to do. I don't think women like guys that's just doing to you.

You don't want to dance with a guy and you turn around and see that he's doing a whole routine. You don't want that. You were not at my New Year's Eve party. Because they were going crazy. No, Ma, Ma, I agree with you. I don't, I'm not a big fan of like male dancers. But like a lot of women be like, oh, he could dance. I'm like, ew.

It just looks crazy. They like that. Who does this look so weird? You gotta do enough just to get their attention. You got to show them you got rhythm. You just got to know your strengths, bro. Yeah, yeah. If you're a good dancer, that's just got to be your go-to and how you pop a conversation

of it. I try to find a corny joke because that's just my strength. Yeah. I'm not going to run over and dance because then I'll be the corny joke. Right. Yeah, know your strengths. I think that if you're, if you're tall, just shut up and walk in and be tall. Yeah.

Or just shoot air jumpers all night. Make it make up think you play for a team somewhere. If you got money, just buy a bunch of shit and be like, yo, you need something. Like play to your strengths, man. You need something. Yo, because I'm swiping, which I need. Your strengths, man. If you have money, just buy something.

Yes. No real shit, though. But that's why I didn't like. No real shit though. No real shit though. That's why. And that's why I'm going to double back to that. With that girl text, he's into you when he just made $7 million.

I was offended because, yes, you do have a lot. No, no, not that. You do have a lot of money. But that's not your strength. No. Like, I wanted, I didn't like that she popped off now he's the money guy. Like, let Maw get some jokes. His personality will shine here.

Yeah. Like, he's going too early. You let him make her laugh. Rory was my personality. Ever. Listen, let him make her laugh the whole night. And then at the end of the night when he leave and be like, yo, by the way, he also has $7 million. I was,

you let that be like the cherry on time. Yeah. Like, Oh, baby, that's the Sunday. I'm here to tell you that is the whole Sunday. That is the, nuts, cherry, banana,

all that shit. That's all that matters, D. All that shit. Don't fuck you someone. Let that be the cherry on time. You know, that is so fucked up.

Look at the shit that we got to go to with men out of it. Women think if you cool, funny, can carry a conversation, he must be broke. Yeah. There's no way he's ill. Yeah.

Just like if a man is great and bad, women think like, oh, because they say niggas that ain't got no way to live. They got the best sex I fucked for her place to say Yeah but like if you got If you if you fuck her well

And then she found out that you got millions of dollars It's like holy shit Like this nigga's a unicorn So I get it I understand what the marriage is saying And that is the whole All of a sudden And she's a nurse

Well I just seen you smoke hookah You ain't pregnant I just seen you smoke hookah Delive that baby yourself You know only See the white boy can get them Yeah he can't Me? They canceling my black ass

For sure For a pregnant woman smoking hooker? If I said, deliver your own baby. Yeah, you try to let that one slide. When you work like that, that's not what? I would be cancer, Rory. I was playing to her strength. She's a registered nurse.

Oh, I see how you're trying. It's her strength. Yeah, I see how he did that. Oh, you're a small white boy. No, I wasn't suggesting that you should abandon your child. Oh, okay, got you. I wasn't trying to do that at all. You brought up an interesting line in that, um, Life Jennings record.

I don't know if you want to get into that right now. That was pretty funny. So Rory, I don't know. while he's been doing this with these old R&B songs. He goes and finds these crazy-ass bars that we just let fly in our culture that we thought were hot back then, which don't really age well. And that's another thing I think we should make a part of the show, Roy. We need to start going back to certain songs that just didn't age well.

Listen, I think Life Jennings, the numbers I never remember, two, six, one, whatever his prison number was. I think this album is a classic. Hey, go that word again. But the type of shit, I really do, I don't think there's a skip point here. Okay. he was getting some sick shit off with this girl. This is the original version because remember they took hypothetical feature in Aaron. They then put,

what shorty they can't read? Yo. America Idol. Yeah. I can't edit this out. Fantasia can read, man. What are you talking about? Wait.

Fantasia. She can read, bro. No, she can. Now she can. She couldn't read before them all. And at one point, I couldn't read. There's nothing wrong with that. When Fantasia,

was on American Idol. She can read. You're not telling me that she. Maybe she couldn't read out loud. She was nervous. Maybe that was the thing. But she can read. You never saw say the judge's name. She couldn't. She didn't. He's doubling down. He's doubling down. You don't need to read Simon to know that Simon Coward, bro.

That's Simon fucking Cowell. She was like, Paula Abdul. She was like Nick Candle and drumlines. She just had to hear the shit. That is sick as fuck, man. Yeah. In her memoir. Yeah. In her memoir, Damaris. I know that. Go buy a memoir,

but it's the fact that you said it like, who's sure you who couldn't read like, yo. And y'all knew exactly what I was talking about. Wait,

who read her memoir? I've never read anyone's memoir. He said that. I just say that. If we're keeping track, I've never read anyone's memoir.

Do you think cheap proof free never mind. Anyways, they added her to the song because it got like bigger. And this is just the sick shit.

Women are nuts. DeMaris going to defend this shit too. But if I told you that I had a confession, what if I said four years ago when we were arguing? For the YouTube listeners, this is hypothetically by Life Jennings. At that point, when your girl starts to say, hey, remember that time four years ago when we were arguing?

No. No. We argue every day. What are you about to tell me? Yeah. He came a cup of me and I wound up pregnant. I wound up pregnant. First of when they wound up,

whenever you're all wound up, yeah, it's like, I ain't wound that. You know, it just happened. All words. Yeah, like,

I wound up. Oh, you wound up pregnant? How you wound up pregnant? He came to comfort her and she just wound up pregnant. He ain't put the hot sauce on the condom. That too. Is she fucking Mary?

Did God just put this baby in her? Wound up. I just wound up. That's what Mary said to Joseph. You know, I just, yeah, I wound up pregnant, bro. I don't know what to fucking tell you.

That's what life was doing with this record. He was reenacting that whole. The art. You got to connect this. This is Joseph and Mary's first in Bethlehem, their first conversation. I get it. I get it. But I've had women that have done some unquestionable things with other men while I was talking to them and have used similar lines to that bullshit.

Like, I don't know how it just happened. Like, I don't know. Was it consensual? Right. Do we need to do something right now? Yeah. No, it's consensual. So what do you?

What do you mean you don't know how? Like how to, what do you mean you don't know how? It just, it just happened. Like, okay, so you intentionally texted somebody to link to then fuck them. How do you wind up, yeah, how do you wind up throwing it back? Oh, y'all are so full of shit. I wound up throwing it back. You wound up throwing it back?

Y'all are full of shit. Listen, what's your lady? Wound up, just giving some head. I wound up just giving some head. I wound up just sleeping with your head. friend before I met you. How do you? No, that makes you the sucker.

The two of them is cool. I wound up. You wound up. How you wound up on some past shit? And we don't want to joke about this too much. I think this young lady passed away. Aaron? Yeah, I think.

Oh, I didn't know that. Right? The thing we could look that up. Yeah, I think she was one of the women that life did a record with she was killed. Oh, I remember that. I don't want to kill off Aaron if that's the case. No, no, no. I don't know if it's this record,

but I know one of the big records that Life had, she was killed. So we're not joking about this young lady. No, no, no. She actually, I was mad when they put Fantasia. No, I think that's the girl from SCX that died. Yes.

Okay. I was upset when this record popped and the label took Aaron off it and was like, well, we got to do with Fantasia and shoot the video because it's popping and Aaron wasn't like the big star at the time. Mm-hmm.

Because she smoked this shit more than Fantasio. This is the sickest part of the song. Now what if I can't say, And it turned out not to be your baby After you get tested And destroys what we've been blessed We don't hit the we like that Like why you telling me some shit like that

Yeah, we was blessed with No You can't high note the we Why are you telling me That this might not be my baby Oh no here's this is where we get to it Presti Technically you're the baby's daddy anyway

Technically you're the baby Technically DNA would say otherwise Technically that ain't my baby If we're talking of technicalities here, that ain't my kid. Get your blessings off you. Yeah. I'll share your blessings. Yeah, that's your blessing.

Your baby. It's a blessing. That is not my blessing. And I want back taxes on everything that's paid. I need all that back. Yeah. I need all of that back. That's the blessing.

Give me my money back. Give me that formula. I'm going to go get another girl pregnant. Do you leave a girl if you've been kind of in the baby's life and find out like three, four months into it? It's not yours, though. You out of there, Carl? Three, four months. three, four months y'all out of there.

Six months, y'all ain't leaving. You ain't going to where. So what does the extra three months do? Is that like the, there's no turning back after those six, three extra months? Six? But you got to add in the nine months to, I've never had a kid, but I'd imagine you get attached to the kid while she's pregnant too as thinking it's yours. So you're adding nine months plus the three or four. You're invested.

You was at the hospital. Carl. Yo, you did not just. How did he go there? Yo, how did you get part of that? That's what you called children? I'm going to look at another man's nut. What?

Yo. Did the mics pick that up? Yeah, what is happening right now? I got to look at another man's nut. No, you don't. No, it's a developed child. It's no longer a nut. He didn't come on your bed.

No, it's a child. Yo, that is the sickest. Y'all got to look at another man's nut. And then you saw he put his hand out. I got to look at another man's nut. Like, the nut was right. I looked over there like, wait, what were they doing before we got it? Who none of them?

Imagine life going to air and like, look this nut. Oh my God. Carl, it's not as a child. There's a baby. Can't call it a nut. Another man's nut. Yo, that's the sickest thing I've ever heard a child be referred to in my life. And he was dead ass.

He wasn't joking when he said that. This is crazy as fucking here. I can't. But yeah. Wait, I do want to hear more from Carl. Because he answered that so quickly and was like, no, I'm out of here. I'm not looking at another dude is not. What?

Why would you view it that way? Because. Come, get close to him. Thank you. Come here. It's fine. We have edit buttons. Just edit that angle out.

No, no, no. Let him catch his ass like they call him out. That was nasty. Keep all this sudden. I ain't like that you put DeMaris's ass right on YouTube. Well, I, what's up? There's a microphone right there. So, nah.

So, nah. So nah. Yeah. Because. It's not my kid and you lied to me practically for a year. What if she didn't know? That's even worse. That you got multiple.

You don't, it's me. No, I think it's worse if you know and you ain't telling me. If you ain't know DNA tests, she ain't know. But now I got to put up with it. Well, if he's a badass kid, no, it's the other niggas. It's not my responsibility. At six months old, how bad can the kid be? He can't even go.

He can't run around the house. Call running around. Look at this other genetics. You look at this nut walking around. Don't let nudge. does a shit and eat. So you're I taking care of it? After?

After it's not mine? No. No. After it's not mine. If I find out it's not mine, no. I'm not taking care of that kid. It depends. I know some people that were in situations where the child was like four and five when they found out.

Obviously at that point it's hard to detach yourself from somebody's life that you've been a part of. But we're talking about months, six, nine months? No. Maul, I got a question. What you had to do for that Magic City hat? So we went to, uh, I'm all going to the merch table at Magic City is fucking crazy. No.

So what happened was... The souvenir store. I was in Atlanta. I was in Atlanta with Daniel and JD. We all went out one night. Drop them all. You know, that's the homies. We got to...

We got to link with our homies. Beyonce. So I turned around. I look, JD, like I said, he's in the DJ booth still. Like any artist he's working with, new artists music, he walks to the DJ booth, has a DJ play the record. So I turn around, they're like on the other side. And I turned around and Justice had this hat on. J.D. had this hat on.

I was like, oh, shit. I ain't no Magic City hat merch. So y'all was trying to, like, coordinate. No, like, literally. Like, like, and Magic City merch is next. No. Like, literally you can get it right there by the bar.

And I was like, oh, I'm definitely getting a Magic City hat. So you was trying to match with the homies at the strip club? No, I didn't put it on. But I definitely walked out of there with a Magic City hat in my hands. Did you crown a chick with it? Crown. I don't think that's how. goes?

I think she rather just crowned with some cash. No, she just wants, throw them singles in your pocket. Like, I choose you tonight. You're the lucky winner? Yeah. This is your chaining day. So y'all got a Magic City hat, man. I think that's kind of, you know.

That's culture, Dee. That's a big part of the hip-hop culture, the hip-hop community. A lot of records came out of Magic City. I just think it's funny just going to the souvenir store at the strip club. Yeah. Like, who you pay? It's not a store. It's a young lady that's walking around.

with I bet she was merch she has the hat on did she sign it for you she should have actually I should have gotten to sign the brim no she didn't but yeah shout out the magic city man damaris we got to take you then when we go back to Atlanta I still can't believe you never been a magician was trying I told loy and I wanted y'all to take me from to Miami for my birthday lawyer was like nah Houston I said look at what the accountant look at the conversation yeah sick his name like have them take you to Houston like wait he said no he said let's go to Houston. I said let. Oh, so he's a part of the accountant is coming to Houston, Rory. See? Listen, man. We need to watch the accountant.

Listen, man. We got to watch lawyer. Yeah. We'll watch your ass too. So here's the thing about having like a business manager and accountant. Sometimes certain charges will come up and, you know, you're paying him to not have the headache of having a deal with research. Yeah. Yeah. So, you know, sometimes they'll go in quick books and want to organize certain stuff for expenses and just start popping up with it. Charges in your private life, may just pop up on business cards. Yeah. What you was doing?

You got one? Hold on. Rory. Hold on. I'm just going to expose my life. You can't the cards mixed up? No, I did it intentionally with, it was my personal business car. Oh, okay.

All right. I'm scared. This is at 7.15 p.m. on Friday. Gotham video and distribution on credit card for 374 on December 12th. Do you know what this is for, Rory? Gotham? What is that? 374 is what's bothering me. I said, I got to get a whole separate account for certain purchases that you can't see,

Loyon. He said, bro, I don't judge you on anything. Trust. I've seen just about everything. I said, okay, that's a sex store in the city. I am who I am. And he said, I'll file it under props for a sketch. He's good. He's good. That's the guy right.

He's good. He's good. He knows where to file it. Listen, Vare. 374? What the fuck did you buy, Rory?

A doll? He bought a fuckable doll? Listen, I'm in it some nasty shit. I would never fuck a doll. Okay. So what the fuck? Three.

Okay. Sorry. No, you know, Rory had to get, he had to get lube. He had to get handcuffs. You know, the shit Irish people get.

you know, shot glasses straps that literally clip under your mattress yeah oh you bought a sex swing 374 he bought a sex swing

that's why the couch don't fit in the little room I like I like you know I'm on to you I'm on to the playground and went on the swings absolutely

you never did the host did the back flip out of the swing absolutely now do that into some pussy I never thought about that Carl over here I fucking hate working with all of y'all Do some backflip into the pool.

No, but let me tell you all this. I was fine with everything. Even the Wyoming thing didn't really bother me. What bothered me was recycling day. Why? Those boxes aren't discreet. Yeah, he had to put the box out. I had to put all the boxes out in the street.

Wait, well, what kind of boxes did that shit come in? It was multiple boxes. Oh, you went crazy. I went three, $374. Oh, you went crazy. On 8th Avenue, an 8th Avenue sex store? Yeah, you went crazy. You go in there when you're,

drunk to laugh. You don't really buy shit there. He went crazy. He went crazy. You went crazy. You went crazy. You're crazy. 374 on 25 cent peep shows.

Listen, man. As long as they know, see, it would be worse. It would have came from me. Oh, this was on my person, though. I didn't put this on our shit. Don't worry. Oh, I'm not triple. We see it up.

Listen, he's paying for that. No, I'm not Ian. Don't worry. That's Roy's charge. Not mine. Imagine. Imagine. Imagine Loyonic.

explaining that to your accountant? Yo. Like, yo. The sex store trip. Their mutual car. Because she has access to it, obviously, too. So she could be like, all right, so, so what, what's, it's props? It's props.

That's why I said, Loyian is good. See, now I understand why Loian can go when we were on the phone talking about finances. I was like, because he called me right after he got off the phone with you. And I was like, everything good. He said. Oh, wait. Yeah, everything's good. There's more.

Oh, you've been going crazy with the card. This is my car more. No, yeah, the car. The card. Any card. Yeah. What is, and this is how it's labeled, in all caps, ISPA slash P-I-M-D-S-1230, withdrawal Patterson, New Jersey,

the charges for over $3,000. What the fuck are you doing, Lori? I said, yeah. And he said, no, I'm asking. Yeah, said, your accountant is asking you something. You just say, yeah? I'm reading this for bail. It's a strip club.

He put the face overhand emoji said, okay, marketing. Got you. I love, man. I fucking love, I fucking love, I like this guy, Loyan. Listen, man, I don't do the strip club thing. Mark it. I went to celebrate with some friends, man. Yeah, I get it.

I get it. Went to strip club with three or four women, all platonic friends. You do not have to explain to me. No, he got to explain himself to me because I've been asking you all to a strip club for forever. You're not coming out to the middle of Patterson where you do not want to be. That's where the best strip clubs are. I've been the strip clubs in Patterson, New Jersey. I don't even know if they had running water over there, but the ATM work.

No, the ATM's going to work. You might not have no water in the strip club. They might not be able to wash them ashes in the dressing room, but you're going to get that cash out that machine, though. That's a fact. 100%. It was one of my long, long time friends is a stripper, and it was her birthday, and they were celebrating it there.

So I brought some of my female friends or whatever they identify. Women, I know females triggering for you to remember. even though you checked it off on your SATs. I brought them there to celebrate. You know, you're a stand-up guy. And you know, come on, three grand in a whole New Wall, Patterson strip club? You're crazy. You're a legend.

I was Big Meach. Yeah, yeah. Like, come on. Starlets can see three grand in two minutes. Yeah, that's regular. I was in Patterson going crazy. You are a legend out there. You are a legend.

You are a fucking legend, bro. I want you to know that. Oh, no. I even got to text the next day. Everybody loved you. I bet they did. I bet. I bet they did.

I bet they did. I bet they did. I bet they did fucking love you, you fucking legend. Being a legend in Patterson is crazy. Listen, you're a legend. Three grand in that little spot? Legendary. I'm about to battle Fetty next.

Fetti, where you at? Let's go bottle for bottle. There we go. Bottle for bottle with Fetty Wapping up. Fucking New York, New Jersey strip club is disgusting. Shout out to Fetty well, man. Well, yeah, that was my accounting problems. Good job, Loyal.

Stay on top of this guy here, man. Wait till Loyal and see all the porn sites that I actually give money to. You pay for porn? Yeah. Really? I like HD and I'm paying for convenience. I don't want buffering.

I don't want to find a site that's going to give me fucking viruses and... What site you? I don't know what that is. And you're sick. 4K. Oh, I thought you said you pay for cork or something. I was like, what type of nasty shit if you are you into? What is cork?

I'm on swings. You playing cork. No, 4K. Yes, I'm paying for 4K. Yeah, I don't, I didn't know people still pay for porn. Sometimes I got to bring it down to $10.80 because it's just like... Yeah, I don't know if I want to see... A little too close.

Yeah, I don't know if I want to see porn in 4K. I think vaginas are the most beautiful thing on Earth. In 4K, I don't know if I want to see anything body part related in 4K. Yeah, vagina in 4K is a different experience for sure. It feels like I'm waiting for you to get birth. Like, I'm just way too close. Do you guys try to be our porn? No.

I would. I see those on the thing. And I'm like, I could never do this. I could never. Just to even put that on my face, I'd start laughing at myself. It's just weird. Not if he was horny enough. No, I'd be super horny and I'll just go beat off.

But do you be super horny? Because, like, I've seen a picture of a dude fucking in the train station last night, right? Like, fucking, like, right by the turnstile. Him and his chick was just fucking right there. I've never been that horny where I had to fuck right there. Like, in where I know people can just walk. How old are people that horny? Well, a lot of people get off on that.

That's their kink. They like being watched. A lot of people like being watched. I mean, you can do it a sanitary place. I get it. Can we go on the bathroom or something? Like, right there?

Like, I'm this one and I gotta get this nut off right here. Nobody can see them in the bathroom. Your kink is being watched. You don't remember one of them like first before viral was really viral and World Star started? You don't remember that fucking orgy they had on the sixth train? It wasn't like fucking crap heads.

It was like regular ass fucking college students. He was like, yo, my guy, you're recording me, my guy. He was going crazy on. crazy on the six. You know, my guy, why are you recording me, my guy? And here's the thing. Listen, if you want to do public sex, I'm never going to stop you. I'll probably keep walking.

But put your bare-ass cheeks on the six train bench. It's just nasty. You nasty. Your balls is laid on a pair on the fucking six train. They had a video of, um, even the homeless people pull their pants up. Yeah. They had a video last year, like in the middle of the pandemic, where two dudes in Tom Square train station got it on.

and he pulled his mask down to eat his boyfriend's ass on the platform. What sites do you subscribe to? I remember this. Yeah, no, this was on. This was on the timeline. It was disgusting. But he pulled the mask down to eat homie's ass. You watched the full video.

No. Come on, man. But they was just showing us. And I'm like, yo, what the fuck? But everybody was saying, yo, they was like, yo, but at least son kept his mask on. No. That's not what we look at it. Oh, this was turn a pin.

This was last year, like, I want to say, like, right before it got warm. Listen, man, I think there's a lot of COVID bodies that people aren't proud of. I think every last person that caught a body during COVID is allowed to erase it. I know we all have bodies that we can take to the grave. We'll never admit. I think it's okay for us to all admit COVID bodies and just be like, yo, we're clearing the slate. Surely I want a wife. She could tell me she caught a crazy body during COVID.

I got to kind of forgive it. Like, I get it. I get it. Like, I get it. It was very, like, everybody was locked in. We thought that world was in there. Yeah, we didn't know what was going on. Like, I get it.

With certain bodies, we used as, like, 20-21 body. It's all good. Like, I understand. We talked about all-in-you-law? Yeah, you might be able to, like, kind of delete their clocks in 2021. We talked about our horrible decisions. One of our mutual friends ended up fucking a neighbor.

And I was like, I would usually tell you you're fucking nuts. But I get it. Yeah, COVID. COVID has you. She was like, I would never fuck him ever, but now it was like I'm been in here for six months and I mean, he has a dick. Yeah, like, if you've been wiping cereal boxes with chlorox wipes, wipes, you can, you nod to something out of 10, you're going to catch a stray body where it's kind of like,

I wouldn't even supposed to get you no pussy. Yeah, I wasn't supposed to get you no pussy, but it was kind of like, we were scared. Very interesting. Yeah, we were scared. We were nervous. You know, I get it. But there's a flip coin to that. We can erase our bodies, but we also have to say, I didn't beat.

Because you know some guys about yeah, no, I fuck. You can't say you fuck during COVID either. Your body's... It depends, though. You can't run around and try to brag and say I beat. No, you didn't. If it was more than once, I mean... That's a continuous.

That's the pandemic. We had nothing to do. Yeah, nah. Let's keep fucking. Yeah, no, no, no. But if you was really, like, consistently smashing, you... Yeah, y'all was fucking. No.

I'm not... If it was just a one-off, like, yo, bring a little terriaki salmon over here on your way over here and then I'm gonna let you get them over. Yeah. Because you know, it was like it was almost like hunger games back then. You had to whoever was outside at the moment, yo bring food over here. Like you're already outside. You're risking your life.

All right. Bring enough food over here for anybody. You kept hitting Uber Eats until it was a girl delivery. That is, yo. That's some sick porn hostage. Who is doing that? You imagine you could do that. Like you've got to be a female carrier though.

I don't even like Uber Eats. It takes too long and the food's cold. And it's certainly have no female carriers. That's sick to be able to go through like the carriers and see who you can choose will be a sick-ass fucking feature on Uber Eats. Yo, I saw my man sent me this shit.

He's big on like dating apps. Like he's a serial monogamous and he like always has to be in a relationship. So people like that love dating apps because they can constantly go on dates and just be with somebody. Can I get you guys on a dating app? I would do that.

Yeah. But can I control more and he can control my account. I like that idea. That's what we got to do. I like that idea. Y'all have to actually go on a date too. Like, let me get my shit off as mall.

Oh, I'm going to say some sick shit as mall. Mall going to do some bullshit like, say the N-word. Right to it. Right to it. Right to it. With my face as the icon. The ball's going to ruin the fun immediately. I love the fact that when we're in the chat now, we put Ginger,

we ex out the eye No, it's just Pege is fucking is That's the funniest shit in the world That is the funniest shit in the world That we can't call Rory Ginger Ginger Lake My like young

In high school I still call her my baby cousin DM me when I posted that And she's like, why is there a star there? And I'm like, I don't know how to explain I'm not going to go down that right with you It's a derogatory term

I do want to find this dating app shit that he DM me My mom how was the Your personal trainer did you meet up You were supposed to tell me how he was No this weekend This weekend We were supposed to go see Spider-Man too But you wanted to be out with the Luchis

4 o'clock in the morning We This hoochie right here We were running tooth With a registered nurse This hoochie You don't care about front line workers Look at you

I do care about Let's go this weekend, Dee. I'm down. Okay. Let's go Saturday. Oh, yes. We can go Saturday. I got to come outside Saturday anyway.

Yeah, let's go Saturday. See Spider-Man. I'm down. Saturday, you're a morning person or a night movie person? No, let's go on the early. Let's go afternoon like one, two o'clock. No, we're not doing that. We're going to the new dating app called Thursday.

There's a dating app for Thursday? Okay, so dating app takes over bars where only single people are allowed in, which is also hysterical because that he puts. proved you're single. Yeah. Yeah. I'll just take my ring off. They've done it already.

It's 900 people in there. Everybody is single and how you find the spot is off this dating at, like it's secret locations where you and all your nasty single people can go link. This shit sound like Tinder Orgy to me. Wait. It's definitely happened at my bar. It's called Thursday. Wait.

You was scoring the orgy? No. Scoring? You scored the orge? I scored the Post-orge. It was very weird. That's even more. worst.

Wait, so Edin, was it fun? I wasn't partaking. It was just a lot of dudes and like five chicks. Oh. Yeah. That's nasty. Yeah, that's nasty. Well, this video looks like there was a bunch of chicks. It's called Thursday.

Your bar just whacked. That's all. They said that. It's an app called Thursday. Thursday. And I guess on Thursdays just single people link. Now, we got to go after the five. Ain't it today?

We got to go. Are they doing that at your bar? Just so I know where not to go. Yeah. Put that bar on the list of places not to go. Carl was scoring the or, never mind. On New Year's,

never mind. Yo, Carl catches the most slack on this podcast. Preping the orange. Thanks, Carl. Rory's second bedroom getting nasty. Wait, hold on, Carl. I don't think I forgot that you admitted in Detroit that one day you would come on this podcast

and tell your Detroit story. You agreed to it. You was drunk, but that's why I asked when he was drunk. Yeah, I was doing it. All right. Please table this for like. Let's do it for like Valentine's Day. It's a nasty orgy story.

I was in mind of my business in another room watching Power. How do you watch the Power? Was getting crazy. It wasn't an orgy, orgy. You know when black people double up. Yeah. It wasn't an orgy, orgy. I mean, by definition, everybody was fucking everybody.

Is anybody just making love anymore? Let me just ask you. Is regular sex happening anymore? No, it's over. Come on, that's over for regular sex. All right. Maude only went on here

having vanilla sex. I judge men that do that. Damarish, I don't judge the girl. Yeah, all right. I just want you to know that. Okay. Women have sex with her. No, ever look me in my eyes and say you'd be fucking.

It's rude not to look at me in my eyes. I'm not looking at it. You know what I'm saying? Look at Roy. He'd be fucking and he got seven million dollars. Yo. I'm so mad you told me that. Because you never know what's going on around you until your man tell you like the day.

Like, yo, on the other side of the table, yeah, this is what happened. No, but I should have told you, but I would. Where did she get $7 million from? The internet. Does that mean, Rory, is three? That's what I'm thinking. Wait, Moll got more than $7 million than I did? That don't go 50-50.

Y'all need to see a counter. Yo, I need to see a counter. Let me get my account report. Right now, we're not going through this again, Rory. Yeah, no, we're not doing that. I can't. What were we just talking about? Spit roasting women.

We even talk about bullshit this whole episode. We just keep it going. Oh, yeah. Mollers out here just fucking missionary and like, oh, my God, you're so beautiful. Missionary is a great. My favorite position. Yeah, like, why do you keep? But that doesn't mean we just have to stick to that. No, I don't just stick to that.

I'm just saying. I'm not spit-roasting women. I'm not putting apples in them out and telling them to fucking turn the heat up and turn every five minutes. Wait, in the sex store, one of the things in the boxes had the gag shit. That was. attached to the handcuff straps, like, I guess that was a slow roast.

Yeah, that was a spit roast for sure. You ain't get the spooked? Put an apple on her mouth? Yeah, put an apple in her mouth, smack on the ass. This is all alive, by the way. I'm not, spit roasting a woman is just, yeah, I have vanilla sex if that's what's going on right now. Carl definitely alluded that he had been in a couple trains

the way he was talking. I know, I was a young man. I'll look at Carl, I'll tell Carl and I'm in a train. Definitely. Wait, what happened? She said, she said, she had been in a couple of, You look at you and tell that you've been in a couple trains. You give Thomas the train vibes.

He gives up the train vibes. That's fucking. Nah. Now, we're not just going to let and overlook that joke the Demeris to say. We're not going to overlook that. You give Thomas the trade vibes? He looked at a little Tommy over there. I know what DeMaris mean, though.

Like, you can look at certain dudes and be like, you just look like you'd be having your ear at the door waiting to see my homie finished. Like, Carl, you was that nigga? Like, yo, I don't hit him. Carl would be like, I don't hit him. I think they done. he started jiggling the knob he's like yo he locked the door

nah we got remember that speak we talked about old viral shit on the internet this whole episode remember that train story on the timeline where shorty had planned like she'd invited guys over it was all like a thing and some guy was over there with a friend

and he walked into the train with just his shirt on and tried to get down on the train after everyone finished and she went crazy on the timeline about this shit. We talked on the old pod. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I'm about to say this sounds familiar. Yes, I remember. Not only are you walking into a train you're not invited to. Why do you have no pants on in a shirt? Like what are you to move? He's the conductor. Yo. He's a track conductor.

Everybody on the LAR has their pants on. Every stop on the railroad. Oh, man. Yo, we are so sick as a culture, man. What is going on, yo. You don't think your male ancestors have ever, like, rolled over in their grave or looked at you a different way. Oh, if you had... Ancestors.

Some of my relatives that are still here. You're talking about ancestors. If you had your shirt on with no pants? Winnie DePoo. Is that what they called it? Winnie de Poo. Carl, you better not ever be walking around the house on some wendy. You're too tall for that shit.

DeMis. T-shirt be so little. Little ass shirt. He didn't dry six times. Demaris, I know you don't want some about your personal life or anything. Let's just make it a hypothetical situation. That's fine. If you were to sleep with a guy.

Mm-hmm. And then that morning he was walking around his house with a shirt on and no pants. What would be your response to him as a man? And would you date a man that knows how to do the splits? Wait, okay. Two very loaded questions. First, to answer Rory's question, I would be highly disappointed in myself and I would leave and tell no one ever. Because he had a t-shirt and no draw some?

That's nasty, bro. Yes. Okay. She's going to go get the shorts for him out of the room. Why you put some clothes on? I was still, you got money, bro. DeMarca's a shirt. I was going to go get his shorts.

Why, you ain't got no shorts on? You look crazy. She ain't leaving, though. This nigga got through, no. Put your shorts on. Put your basketball shorts on. She would have done that one thing. What would you do without me?

I hate chicks that say that shit. Oh, that's my favorite line. You walked around my house naked. That's exactly what I would do. Don't do that. That's my favorite line. I get that off. Who would you do without me?

You can't ask a man what he would do without you. That's the fuck I. The answers are limitless. I would do everything without you. Are you kidding me? I wish you would leave. All the things I want to do. I can't do because you're here.

Exactly. I would leave so I could do everything that I want to do without you. I would love myself. Yeah. Don't forget out. What would you do without me? Put a camera in here and I'll show you exactly what I would do without you. My life would be made.

You asked me when I date a man that could do the splits. Yeah. No. I know you would. I was like, fuck. Ma, you know what, when you go to your personal training session, I think I'm going to come sit in a corner and just record you because you're so cool. You're so cool.

So I want to see how you look. No, you can work. I'll be in the gym. You can do every workout in the gym. I'm saying if you come home and your nigger is in the liver room going crazy with a nigger on the TV. I'm like, one more set. Oh, come on, fan. Imagine a man encouraging another man is liver.

You're doing great. Yeah, like you can't even see me. I haven't moved. I'm sitting right here. Like, I'm not working up. And most of them is just catered to women. So he probably said in there like, you got it, sis. And Duke over there like, I got it.

Yeah, I'm saying, you can't, men can't do that, man. Go to the gym or go to the park. Like, you know, keep a park workout. Damar's definitely got an ex that went to Sogloh with the heat turned up, pedaling on the bike. I do want to do that. Soul cycle, I want to do that. Strong, yo. I want to do that.

You know that soul cycle. I definitely playing stronger. Soul cycle was like it was fun. That looked like it was fun. was fun. Like being in a room with a bunch of other people when you're on a bike. Oh, Beyonce and Jay Z do soul cycle

so you think it's cool to do. They don't do stupid. You beat me to it because I was about to say you just said that because your man. Because your man took a photo with Harris Jay. If they didn't do it, your ass would be talking shit about so much. No, Soul Cycle before the pandemic,

like it used to be a bunch of like cute girls at the Soul Cycles, like dope music playing. It looked like you was at like a party, but everybody was just on a bike having, like, I didn't know nothing about Jay and Beyonce doing anything with SoulCycle. I promise you. Here's where we do have to appreciate.

hope because we never appreciate him on this podcast. He's outside of his accomplishments. He's done a lot of things drug dealers could never do as far as like throwing footballs, going to soul cycle, jumping off a boat. And failing. Swimming in a pool.

Just like, no, I'm not saying hanging in a pool. Drug dealers can hang in a pool. Yeah. He was swimming. Well, you know drug dealers don't never get in the pool. Choncletas. Yeah.

But that's, that's the, that's like sandals. That's letting you know I'm so far removed from that life. I'm never going back to that. So I can do all of this shit right here. I love to see the real drug dealers make it and have to do athletic things. Like 50 throwing out the first pitch at that Mets game. Jay throwing a football and everyone was like, oh my God. I'm like, duh, they were selling crack.

They weren't with us playing basketball. They were pitching. They were pitching crack. They weren't pitching baseball. We were trying to be athletes. We could throw football. It's always fun to see like your favorite artists try to do something athletic. Because, you know, they being in there, I brought to them out of ball. Like, we've seen the picture, bro.

You don't ball like any of those guys your references. We've seen the photos. Hove, you might be Sean Bradley. Not even. Not even. Shaw Bradley way more athletic. That's the crazy part. That's the crazy part.

I can't. Listen. How are we doing football on the sidelines this do? Hove riding a city bike. Fucking hilarious. Rap is not supposed to be doing any of that shit. That's what it is. No matter what it is.

Rapers just don't look cool doing anything other than rapping, fighting, or dating. Mad rappers that we've seen fight and they didn't look cool. A lot of people can't fight, man. I understand why these young boys are shooting like this. I get it. I get it. Because you see them throw their hands like playing around.

It's like, oh, you can't fight. And they be real skinny now, so. These young thugs be real skinny. You also not born. You're not born knowing how to fight. You know how much it sucks to learn how to fight? Yeah. Like to be good at fight.

When you're told you don't know how to fight is hilarious. Like once you're in the gym, I'm like with a train the boxer and they're telling you, you're throwing your hands wrong. You're standing, your legs are not, you're not squared. You're not centered. You're not, you're like, oh, shit, I don't know how to fight. That's why the funniest shit about the term, let's square up.

It's hysterical. Nobody's ever square. Nobody's ever square. No, they are. That's how I know they don't know how to fucking fight. Oh, yeah, they're standing right in front of each other and shit. I'm looking at both of your shoulders. I'm going to knock you the fuck out.

Yeah. We need to, you know, I ain't going to lie. We need to see more rappers boxing against each other, though. I think that will humble everybody. Why not? Because everything about rap is a facade. So now you're killing the facade. Yeah, but let's just, fuck it, man.

No, it ain't no, fuck it. Because this is the thing. I'd be seeing a lot of my favorite rappers say and do a lot of shit. I wish I didn't know that they knew how to say and do. I do not want to see my favorite rapper get knocked out. I don't want to see it. I don't. Don't do it.

It's embarrassing. I think it would be fun, though. Like, you really had some, she's a, I don't, we haven't told anyone this. I just know this because I've known him for a while. She's a big Meek no fan. She's taking some L's with Meek. When the, when the Drake thing happened, she called me and said, he about, my man about to tear your man apart. I'm like, no, you're not.

Stop, stop. That's what she was. No, no, Demaris called me like, she was like, me battle tested. I'm like, all right, don't do this and say battle tested to me. He came up from battle rep. What's up, Killer Man? I'll bring it up my past. The braids he had.

I'm like, what does that have to do with rap? He's been here. This is his comfort zone. I was nasty sitting there waiting for which. But a lot of people were screaming at though. Oh, no. And embarrasses. Shout to me.

I want to bring up. Oh, shit. I have no. I love me. Everybody felt like that. No, but she, like, she didn't call me to check on me. How do you even remember that? She called me like, yo.

It's over for your man in Toronto. I'm like, all right. Charged up. That's all he's got. Wait till Miki get charged. Miki. That is some funny shit. But a lot of people felt like that, though.

A lot of people felt like that knowing that battle. I was waiting by the phone like it was a radio. This is how I had to respect Demarest though because I know she's a meek mill stand and I fuck with me too. She called me at about 2 a.m. or whenever Flex decided to fake leak that shit and was like, you know, my bad. My bad, you was right. What happened with that? I still like meeks this. What was Meeke's?

I'm going to be quiet. You got pissed on the movie theater, which was a fucking hysterical, by the way. Should have had the hot sauce on that day. I don't remember Meeks rap, though. I know. He didn't rap. No, he put out of...

He played snippets and then was like, yo, you got pissed on, bro. Yeah, that was bad. But I don't want to talk about... Yeah, that was bad. I don't want to get back into old shit and Meek knows he handled that shit. And Meek is...

That's part of what we do, man. And we love Drake, too. Don't do that because I'm a Drake fan. I love Drake too. No, but that's part of what we do. We revisit shit and we laugh about it. I think, but here's the thing. I think Drake was nervous as fuck too.

Oh, he definitely was. Like when that shit, we know Drake is super calculated and he's an extremely intelligent person. But I know part of him after back to back came out was like, wow, I didn't see that going that way. Like, I cannot believe that went as well as it went. Because charged up was like, fuck, all right. I'm a little nervous. charged up with definitely sent me table i don't think drake i don't think 40 i don't think anyone in ovio i know they had confidence in it but did not see that battle going the way it went like a unanimous

like we did this better than any rapper on earth has ever dissed anybody yeah i don't like like you said that meek that in that meek response wasn't even a real record though was it it was a it was a i don't even i dropped the ball on that Meek dropped the ball on that because Meek can rap better than that. So he dropped the ball on that. But, you know, it is what it is. I more enjoyed it for the culture. How long ago was in that?

Four years? Because we were on Twitter going fucking crazy. Five years. 2014? Damn. Almost eight years already. I wasn't that far back. Maybe 2016.

Let's look that up. 2015. Oh, okay. Damn. Already? Yeah. Shit. Damn.

Tom. Look where tweeting got you back then. yeah can't be tweeting everything i miss tweeting lyrics i miss waking up and tweeting lyrics or subbing people with lyrics you do that shit now by the way i said that to say the shit on you more i'm sorry to cut you off because you also had to see meek box and that was funny that's where that popped up in my head but i'm not here slanting meke at all fuck with meek love me i think i i think at this point we're associates how meek had that video where he was playing around on the bag and everyone killed him no one

made the other shit go viral when Meek was getting busy with his trainer a couple years later. Yeah. Everyone clowned when he was joking around, he hit in the bag. It did look insane. Don't get me twisted. That looked like the weakest punches I've ever seen in my fucking life. Meek posted some shit.

Y'all just didn't want to see it when he was getting busy. They never do. You know that. It's not about making somebody look good. And it's about making you look like a fucking clown. You know that. I got 50 as the number one boxing rapper. That would be a safe.

No, someone I know that could box. No, everybody knows 50 the box, though. 50 was, I believe, wasn't he golden gloves at one point? Yeah, everybody knows 50 gloves. And then crack it. He was like, this is a way better option. The turnover. The ROI is way bad.

You think I'm going to let someone punch me in my face when I could be a millionaire? No, not doing it. Roy, how's your boxing classes going? I'm not taking boxing classes. Don't ever disrespect me like that. I'm sorry. Your boxing workout. Your boxing lessons?

Yeah, like what the fuck? You're boxing. I'm not. Boxing training? What do you want to? What do you want to call? it. How was your boxing? I'd be getting fucking busy and

sparring. I'm fighting for real. Okay. How was your sparring going? I don't do classes no more. Okay. My bad golden gloves. How are you ready? My class was on Merrick Avenue. Don't talk to me about classes with boxing. Yo, people love throwing out. You see how you can do that shit? I was on this at. I was there. You asked some

niggas over there how my hands work. If you went on Merrick right now, they'd be like, Oh, no, Roy, he's cool. That's what I'm saying. He's never like, yo, go ask him about him. And I'm like, great guy. He's never seen him punch anyone. Model citizen.

Like, all right. Always paid the dollar cat one time. Yeah, like, what are you talking about? Before he even got to a stop. He'd hand the money over. Yo. Go ask about me. I'm going to ask about you. And who we got to ask?

Yeah, when are we going to get a black Batman? I thought about that the other day. Looking at the Batman series. I was told him my home grand, I told her I was like. I'm staying out of these Marvel. things that y'all know. A lot of Batman shit will make sense

to feel with some white black doing it. Excuse me? It can't be a black Black people go looking for trouble or they mind their business. No, didn't they want to have on? Oh no, I was for James Bond.

They wanted a string of bell. Yes, he'll be the next, he'll be the next bar. But you got to see how they treated because Captain America is black now. How they treated Batman as a white man. They called him a vigilantee.

They called him all this crazy shit. If he was black, they stay shooting Batman. Open season Run credits Oh first season First season Bong

Let's roll the credits We did a black Batman Or at least a black Spider-Man Like it would be A dope A Spider-Man Black Spider-Man Because you know

We don't like bugs And insects Anyway like that Rory That's true So like a We have a black Spiderman

Who Mows Morales Who's that Oh yeah That's right Wait why they ain't Add him into the fucking

Why couldn't he Be trauma bonding With them On that fucking shit Wait Wait is this The new Spider Man Is it's a black

Spider-Man No No, he's been out for a long while. Yeah, he was... In the comic books, one's called Miles Barilers. Do you mean like movies? Yeah, in the movies, I'm talking about. Oh, no, not yet.

Well, why... We need a black find somebody? The one that they were talking about bringing in from that part of whatever Metaverse or whatever that is. Jared Carmichael could be Spider-Man. No, he could not. And I love Jared Car-Macon.

They wanted to make Miles Morales a black girl, if I'm not mistaken, Edon. What? They wanted to make it a black girl. Oh, so Spider-Man could be. be black but he can't be a girl. Because you know y'all going to be taking pictures of you and that cat suit all day. I don't know how pronouns work, but yeah.

Spider-Man. If you change and shit, then change shit. See, it yes, you're right, DeMaris. They got a catwoman? Yeah, but. Caitlin Spider. But y'all just going to be taking too many selfies if y'all put on that cat suit.

You know how you do. That was so misogynistic. Yeah, I know how you do. Every time you swing past a window, you see your reflection, you don't want to take a picture. send it to your group chat meanwhile crime is still happening it's like what we doing and y'all are so passive aggressive

you'll save a woman swoop her up and like be like oh you'll wear anything like the woman spider man would be the most you got one more key key key from that fucking editing day the woman spider man would be it would it be a fucking nightmare it would be she would save dudes and they'd be swinging over the fucking Brooklyn Bridge you'd be like yo just put me down

just kill me yeah like why are you my get out of my ear right now if you ain't come over here you and the got into this is like, you know what? Just drop me up right here? Right here over the Hudson. Just drop me right in this water. Imagine you trying to cheat and then Spider Woman just. That is insane.

Who is this bitch? Swoop you up and take you back to your bitch. Imagine fighting you while you're speaking, no. Take me back. Yo, Spider Woman swoop me up and taking you back home to your bitch. He was with another bitch. That is insane. We got her right that.

Oh my God. That's a hit movie. Like, I don't even want to talk right now because Spider Woman might be the greatest fucking movie of all time. That's a fucking great movie waiting to happen. Are you kidding? Black Spider Woman? Oh my God.

And she gets less minimum wage from the city. He can get it off. He's right. See what I'm saying? He can start talking my minimum wage. Are we going to Thursdays or no? I don't know about that. Y'all got to sell me.

You got to sell me. That's Eddons play. I didn't even know. I was just sent the app. 900 singles that's too many single people you gotta mix it's some

it gotta be somebody in order yeah yeah gotta be somebody in there there's gotta be a girl saying yo he's worth seven mil fucking fucking like that don't happen at the all single party it definitely does not they say oh he got seven mil

I'm gonna fuck him I'm leaving with him these bitches don't know he got seven I'm taking him with me you know that is so hilarious man I'm never going out with you again man fuck

can we double date no I'm never ever going out with her way. I'll be out to four the morning. She was a very, very beautiful woman. She seemed cool. She was real cool. I've been around a couple times, not very many where I really got to know.

She seemed cool. She seemed like your speed. We had good conversation and, you know, Jay was making everything. He was being a bully, but, you know. He was. He was a little bit of a bully. We can't double date it at Barbuda? Yeah.

You're not trying to get her margarita pizza? Slip the ends Look at the section It's not what I'm trying to do bro Why not though? I just don't know It's not there Okay well one would

One would ask And we can wrap this up soon One would ask if a very Intelligent beautiful woman That he had chemistry with That he does not want to go out On a date with What would that imply about him?

What would that imply about me? I just wasn't feeling like this Married or gay I'm starting to think Mary No I'm starting to think Ma has a secret family and a wife. I really think Ma has a secret family. 100%.

Yeah. Why y'all? Y'all know people listen to this, right? This is going to become a thing. I know your wife's going to hear this. People don't think I have a wife and kids somewhere. No, I do not. I know your sister go, Timmy, but, yo, I didn't want to say it.

I do not have a wife or kid. Is that your nephew? That is my, absolutely. That is my nephew. That is my sister's son. Yes. I do not have a wife and kid anywhere. No, I don't.

A dog? A dog, you said? Definitely a dog. No, no more dogs. both dogs died. And I'm never, I don't want to Oh, Jesus. With Basie on my lap.

My God. You traumatize? You'll never get another dog? I don't know. I think if I have a kid I would. So that could be like their responsibility. But I don't want to responsibility of a dog. Nah.

But a kid is fine. Yeah, kids, because kids, they, once they start to walk and it's kind of like they watch themselves. As long as you get any loud noises in the background, you know, they're good. Yeah. Oh, I can't wait until you have a kid. You got, you got parents are all fucked up. Yeah, yeah. As long as you don't hit no loud noises.

You put all the sharp shit up high so they can't reach it. Uh-huh. You know, just let them figure it out. Let them learn life. Carl, if Shorty ended up getting pregnant in that orgy, who would have taken care of the kid? And I'm including her husband in this scenario as well. Y'all be in some six scenarios. No, if she had the, she hit the orgy group chat and was like, yo, I'm pregnant.

Added her husband and was like, yo, one of y'all. one of y'all went crazy who's who's raising you know but to me it takes a village to me that's what I always say it takes a village to raise a kid Carl would have he would have raised it

you nutter than that girl you're having an order to Carl I had the condom I had the condom on they always said that I fucking condom on that was the funniest line you're the condom pop yeah I know

that was the funniest line in medicine society You see these niggas put a whole condom around a car, but you put it on your dick and they pop. I had the Jimmy on extra tight. How you have it on loose? He told you. No, Kane told short of you, I had to Jimmy on extra tight. Can't be by kid.

People wear loose condoms. I've had men try to fit into cargo. We call them cargo condoms. A little sleeping bag? Yeah. Men have, men have, there are men who can't fit magnums that try to put magnums on just to say that they got magnums. Okay, I'll shoot you saying, yeah. Leaving those alone.

bad condoms. And a lifestyle that one. NYC subway it. But here's the thing about that whole Trojan thing. You can take the smallest condom and put that shit around that whole camera and that fucking

tripod. That is true. And it won't pop. So it's like, what niggas be talking about? You know, I'm not a condom's little. My stroke is crazy.

They can take that condom and put that shit around this whole laptop right now. It's marketing. Like, what are you talking about? So you're saying it was Kane's kid? Absolutely. What are you?

talking about of course that was. And again, I don't always want to do the movie review shit. But outside of that line in Menace's Society, no one ever thought it was funny that Arlena's cousin did, like, one of these back and force walking across his own front yard. No, it's dangerous hood. Dangerous stuff, you know.

No, he walks across his own front yard doing the duck look everywhere. He had to look both ways, yeah. The ops. No, but he was going to murder somebody. Kane didn't even know what was going on. Kane was trying to pack up and go to Atlanta. He just bought a big way. No, but it's other work that he already put in.

Sharif was going to Kent State. Yo, that shit was so sad, man. When you think of my menace now, like looking at that movie? That shit was so sad. It's a really fucking good movie. It's a great movie. It's just like it's still happening. Is that allowed to be a classic mall or?

Men's Society is a classic. Okay. Hands now. No doubt about it. It aged well. It aged well. That's a classic movie. Yeah, you can watch it now and it's still like, Dan, this movie is great.

Certain movies that they call classic. Like Scarface, perfect example. Everybody growing up, I was told that was a classic movie growing up. Why Scarface recently? Mall. Scarface is terrible. I'm with Moal.

Scarface aged. Scarface is a terrible fucking movie. Other than the fact that they have a white man playing. Listen, the idea of the underdog winning and becoming the man, great. But how it played out in that, no. Was you fine with Carlito's Way? I've never seen Carlito's way. I also think Carlito's way.

I also feel like Carlito's Way was a little over. I've never publicly said that. I've kept that to my... I've never told a soul. I've always thought Carlito's Way was like... It's a lot of movies that go back to them like... It's a good movie. But where it compares with the movies they bring up next to it, I'm like,

Carlito's Way is not. It's a good movie, but it's like, stop it. All right, Carlito's Way or Loso's Way? The movie, the feature film. Carlito's Way. Al Pacino or Paul King? Paul King. I like it.

I'm like you. Shout to Paul. Shout to Mugs. Absolutely. Paul came for sure. So I got into argument with my boyfriend, he said that ATL wasn't a classic, and he told me to stop being such a 94's baby. Ooh, that's tough. For you, for you, for you, yes.

I'm totally fine what you saying ATL is a classic. ATL was a good movie. ATSO was a good movie. It's a really good movie. Yeah. Classic? A culture classic. I'll say a culture classic.

Cult classic. Because we're not going to compare it to fucking Goodfellas. But a culture classic, I think. Goodfellers is a cult classic. No, Goodfellas is a period classic. That's a classic period. So where do you compare Karen putting the gun in Henry's face to T.I. grabbing the chain off Lauren London and say, give me my chair.

No, T.I. That was way better. Way, that was Ray Riller. Way Riller. What? My chain back. Because you ain't who you say you all. Yeah.

Give me my chain back. I hit it with the, actually a little beamer. That's cute. All right. All right. We're going to get into movies real quick. I love, I love ATL. why was Tia so mad

because Tia it was insecurity he was broke dating a rich girl and she was out here acting more insecurity nah it don't work like let me get in your little beamer it don't work like that you can't do nothing for this girl has her daddy do it all you can't do shit for her that's insecurity

I already like this girl when I thought she had nothing now I know she got like me this is my girlfriend someone might as well told him at the skating ring yo she got seven million dollars yeah fuck you roary yeah Yeah, why not?

Like, why I got to turn it to give me my chain back? Because you're lying. I understood it in the movie. But in reality, God's when they're mad. I don't understand why he was so mad. Ain't no guy mad at that in reality. He caught a lick and she's cool. Yeah.

And she's cute. Fire. No guy in reality is mad at that. I never understood that part. I'm like, no body. I understand. All right, if I can sing Alia at the bus stop with you after the skating rink, and then I find out you're also worth this much money?

You live on a golf, a golf car. I'm trapping you. Yeah. Okay, well, to be honest, like Nunu was doing some corn shit. Like, you out here acting on ghetto and you're not like that. Like, that's what's like unattractive.

It's like, why are you doing that? That part is unattractive. But it wasn't like she was acting super ghetto. Like, she just was hanging out. Her whole voice changed. When he found out, Shurdy took all that pumping up sprits out of her hair, slicked her hair behind her ears,

like her name was Caitlin and was like, I'm sorry. She was nervous. Everything changed. Yeah, she was just a little scared. She ain't, how he was going to react. But she wasn't, A.TL is a good movie.

I love A TL. Cold Classic, yes. I'm with you. Also, everybody knows that one rich girl that just hung out in the hood and everyone was like, why are you here? Yes.

That's what that movie should have really been about. That one rich girl that just be in the hood is like, why are you here? You are attracted to piss. Yeah. We want to get out of here. They're fascinated with the struggle. Because they're fascinated.

life is it's not perfect but they have like family issues but they feel like being from the hood it's more authentic it's more real it's more organic like you know when you're rich you have rich problems family is arguing over money who gets the estate who gets this that's boring yeah go to the hood it's like okay y'all beefing with them only gonna separate is this block is a gas station you can get any anytime walking to go get not a thrill for me sorry you You're describing exactly the situation I would not want to happen. No. It's fascinating. I'm not even a hang at Pump 4.

To the people that grow up in it, it's like, hell, I would rather live on that golf resort. Well, the grass is always greener. No, it's literally greener. And sometimes it is just greener grass. It's manicured. Yeah. Like you have a landscaper that comes every Friday. Is you got Serfa closet?

Yes. me and Carl both dancers so yeah we're gonna say we just found out Demaris is a dancer just now I didn't know that either but you'd be crumping Demaris's like she used to be a crump dancer

I did watch a business yo the way they portrayed drug dealing and you got served is the funniest fucking thing I've ever seen in my life yo Dave was like do it though I want to do it again

I want to do it again I'm cool but they were a drug dealing they were runners. You got served as a classic? You got served as a classic. Yes. Ma.

You all. You're rolling? No. No. All right. Thank you, man. It's not a great movie. It's not a fucking classic.

If it's not a great movie, it can't be a classic. Okay. Yes, it can. See, y'all be trying to make me sell like I hate it. If it's not a great movie, how the fuck can it be a classic? Come on for a little saint. That's, it's a class. You got served.

You just said it's not a great movie. Check on Little Saints' Mom sent that shit. You got to our culture, bro. If you don't think. so if you don't think you guys serve was important to our culture, people still say do it for Lose Saint. No, it was definitely important for our culture for sure, but that classic?

Classic. I'm 27th. The ending was, it was a legitimate dance battle that I'm sure there was thousands of corporate dollars behind. And then Steve Harvey just comes down and like, we about to do it for the street. And all the corporate sponsors were like, let's clear out. Bring in Little Kim.

Yeah, like, y'all y'all got to go back and look. That movie was trash. That movie was not trash. You that served was terrible. They didn't want to sell drugs, all that. Like, damn, like, what the fuck. I want to sell drugs no more. Then they walk into a drug spot that they're not welcoming and get thrown two

bags that could have fit both Hose 92 bricks in. And then they're asking their grandmother for $200? That was not a classic movie. The amount of drugs that were in those giddles. They weren't selling drugs. They were runners. They weren't selling drugs. They delivered the drugs. one drug dealer to another. They don't make that much. Runners don't make that much money.

But it's just... Allegedly, I don't... You're a dancer, I don't even want to know about your past now. Yeah, that seems like a little too person. You know exactly what? This is her life. Holy shit. This is her life.

My bad. Yeah, but you go back and look at you got served now. That shit is not a classic. No, it's a classic, bro. I'm told the shit. It's a classic. It's not... It's hard to explain.

It's not a classic, but it's a classic. Y'all is... You can't think of a other one that scene. Dirty dancing is a better dance movie You're a asshole What's the one where Chris Brown dies? Stomp the Yard Stomp the Yard

Just gonna hate on Greek life, right? Stomp the Yard We had some really bad movies In the early 2000s Stomp the Yard is crazy That was a bad movie Awful movie I don't even remember anything past

Chris Brown dying That's what I'm saying You gotta go back and look at I'm telling you Go back and listen to certain songs And go back and look at certain movies you're going to really be like, what the fuck is we even thinking?

Like belly? No, no, relax. Stop. We're going to get a belly in a second. I want to get back to the dance movie shit. You got served being a classic. Let's talk about Stomp the Yard. When he made his bones and got put on at the club

when he was doing everyone's dances, that was some of the wackest dancing I've ever seen in my entire life in the opening scene. He was running up to people and was like, and they was like, he's going crazy. That's what I'm saying. He was just running up to people and serve him. And look at these movies, bro.

Hold on. What is he doing? Is he ever a seizure? And Stop the Y'all when he stole his moves. And he was doing it. He's like, those are our moves. I'm like, man, get the fuck out of here. Like, y'all.

Nah, you were in the theater like, wow. You think I went to see Stop the Yard in the theater? Y'all are sick if y'all think I saw Stopped Y' Yard in the movie theater. I did. I did. You, y'all are crazy. Stop the Yard in the theater. I remember the day.

No fucking way. I remember the day. sir. I definitely saw that when that shit came out on, was it showtime or something, Cinemax. I just don't think about Chris Brownbacked out quick and Neo would be the main dancing star in the movie. Neo was the main dance star. It was Columbus Short. Yeah, he was like the antagonist.

Yo, the movie were, Neo was his roommate. Neo was his roommate. Neo was thorough, too, though, because he was about to get beat up five minutes after he found out that was his roommate. He was like, chill, that's my roommate. Now, my roommate getting beat up. I'm not stepping in it. I don't know you. I don't know you.

But I don't know you at all. At the club, too. I literally met you five minutes ago. Yeah. I'm not about to step to people that I know. Like, no, that's my roommate. Is drumline a classic? Ma.

Drumline. I'm going to introduce a segment. I'm going to write a segment in where we just ask Mall if shit is a classic. Ask me. I'm going to let you know. Drumline classic though. Drumline's a classic. I used to fuck with chicks from FDA.

Nobody could play drums like that there. They're going to tear your ass up. No, FTA. He ain't lied. He ain't lied. He ain't lied. every day. Nobody, they're playing

with a different kind of drum at Harlem now, I'll tell you that. Not that, not the snare. They ain't playing with the share. I was up at FBA when Charles Hamilton was there. Nobody was playing them drums like that.

No, he ain't lying. But drumline is a classic movie. Drumline is a better movie than Stop the Yard or, uh, or you got served. Right, we agree? Yeah. I got to give Nick,

I got to give Nick Ken in real credit and flowers for that movie. Like he was playing those, like he prepared for that. That wasn't, he was playing them fucking drums. Yeah, that's crazy. Drumline and drum line was a good movie. The story was good.

It was a good movie. Definitely better than you got served than... But also absolute bullshit. Complete bullshit. Fan. If somebody's playing drums that good, the conductor is going to be like, nah, I can't have you on the line to make my band better because you can't read a fucking note.

No, that's real. Fuck that. Bro, I went to a performing arts high school, bro. It was dudes that was in the choir. I knew you went to LaGuardia. They don't know how to read music. I really don't know how to read music like that. I don't either.

That's what I'm saying. I play drums in middle school. I can read music, but I can't. If I just saw some shit, I can't play it off. Especially the shit they was doing. I cannot read music and I traveled the world singing. I just wait to hear the rest of the line, learn the music. And I would just, I could hear the pitch.

I understood the key and all of that. But if you put the music in front of me, I couldn't read that shit. So I know that, that's why I like drumlock and that's real. But when you get smoked by Morris Brown and they're playing Pidi Pablo, like, come on. Come here. Yeah, I guess you real quick, bro. Yeah, but no, it was just, I understood. That's why I like that movie because they was teaching integrity for the music.

It was like, nah, learn how to read the music. Don't just, you're talented naturally. You can just hear it and play it. But learn how to read the music. So that's why I like that. I like that movie for that because it was teaching integrity. You should know your skill and learn your skill. But why was everyone so mad at Nick Cannon after the brawl?

Like his girl took her parents away. Everyone hating him after that. dude hooked off on Nick Cannon. Why are you mad at Nick? Yeah. They threw powder in my face and hooked off on me and y'all mad at him. Zoe. Zoe.

That was Zoe's first. Oh. When she played, what was the little assassin chick she played? Columbiana. That's one of my favorite movies. Another trash-ass movie if you go back. Yo, you tripping. You bug the fuck out.

Well, I'm not letting you get that off, bro. Columbiaiano was trash. You tripping the fuck out, bro. You tripping the fuck out. You're tripping the fuck out. Watch Colombia and then watch born supremacy let me know

if Columbiana's a good movie Jason Bourne is getting Colombiana the fuck out of here Did we ever talk about Ocean 17? And that was created around the whole born shit that was created in the middle of that whole born shit

to kind of give it like a female we should have a female assassin you know what I mean and it was kind of like okay we love Zoe so we went and watched it but that movie Then we saw Shorty bending bullets saw Laura Croft going crazy

What movie was that? Wanted Classic Wanted is not a classic Yo, yeah Fire movie Don't get a twist That's not a classic

Jesus is wanted a classic Fire movie No way that shit is a classic A classic Rush hour is a classic Oh for sure Come on Wait wait how do you go from

Wanted to Rush Hour Wanted is not a class That's the first time We ever even seen shit like that in the movie The Matrix was still already doing that shit Nah What's sitting like this With sprayed up

But I'm just someone I was actually shooting like the whole story of the father trying to save him. That was, nah, y'all got to go look at Warned again. That was a really, really good movie. Maul, do you know what a classic is for like real shit? Yeah, it's not a classic unless I stamp it. All right, guys. Streets is watching.

Look, I said Dee was like, okay. We've come to the end of this episode. Thank you so much for hanging with us. This is why I can't respect Maugh and I have to respect Vaughn. Vaughn was in Streets is watching. Why wasn't you? I'm not from Marcy. They went to Harlem, I think, at one point.

Nope. All right, why don't you go to the motel for friends and foe? I was, I was 14. Yo, Lori, what the fuck? What you want me to do, bro? How was a kid when they shot that? By the way, I rewatch that after I had known Vaughn. And you know, you don't hear names like that when you don't know people.

I was like, wait, that's Vaugh on a bike? Yeah, man. He looks like, he's a child. Yeah, that was L'Vee, yeah, for sure. Whoa. Yeah, I was too. He was ill. They was bringing him around.

He was just... He was from Marcy. He was trying to find the pitch. He was right there. He was right there in the court, y'all. He was trying to run it around. Dane drove from Harlem to Marcy. You couldn't get in the Benz?

Nah. I was 14 doing dumb shit in the Bronx, bro. That's what I was doing. I get it. Running with my crew. You was really living streets as watching. Exactly. I was part of the streets is watching.

They watched you? No, he was watching. I was watching. It sounds like some snitching to me. Nah. Sounds like you're about to get on clubhouse and go crazy. Never. Never.

I do want to make a segment out of shitty movies because this is hysterical. There's another shitty movie. Belly, I'm not going to let you get off. Yeah, he was, yeah, I don't. All right. You know what? Hold on, hold on, hold on.

The plot of Belly is fucking. I get what we're saying, though. Probably one of the worst written movies of all time. The nigger method man got shot through the door at the strip club by a 12-gay shotgun. shot at the cops, crawled to the car, got from Arkansas back to Queens without getting arrested. And y'all think this is a classic movie.

Like, what are we talking about? I mean, really, he wasn't watching the streets. That wasn't, that's not, that's not, that scene is not, he got shot through the strip club door. The homie hit him with a 12 gauge, out the door, boom. He lands, while he's trying to get to the car. By the way, also was drugged. He shoots at the cops.

And by the way, where the cops came from? Crossed his man car. His man ain't even trying to drive closer to that. Fun fact. That was ghost phase of actually driving that car. Was it? Yeah, I saw that in an interview. Oh, wow, that's crazy.

I never knew that. And that was in Arkansas. No, they were in Nebraska. I'm sorry. They were in Nebraska. They were in Nebraska. They filmed it in Jersey City. But they were supposed to be in Nebraska.

You got from Nebraska back to Queens, New York. After shooting that police getting shot by a 12 gauge. You drove, you drove back to Queens. You were able to get to the airport. port with a 12-gauge pellets in your chest? Listen, Ben. I thought he died. He didn't die in the movie.

He was in Shorty's living room the next time we saw it. Oh, yeah. Talking about, yo, we're sincere. Did he die? No. Then, uh, what's Shorty's name? DMX's wife in that movie? She ends up killing him.

All he did was get beat up in that. With an ashtray. With an ashtray. Yo. She beat his ass with an ass tree. Nah. All right. Even worse.

Nas got shot on the Ave. Walk down to Lyndon and said, yo, I got shot in the leg. Let's go to Africa. See? See what I'm trying to tell you, certain movies that we would just trick to think were classics because somebody said it was a classic. It's a classic. We just started saying it's a classic.

One of the cinematic wise and Carl back me, he loves to use that word. One of the most, the better shot. Oh, no. Hike change. Hype change. Hype James gave us that. Hype Williams gave us that. Incredible.

That's his stamp. We'll never take that from him. But I'm just saying, when you just sit and look at the movie, take away, these are some of our favorite artists, take away, this was like part of our childhood.

We loved it. Just look at it for a movie like you've never seen it before. The storyline is terrible. No, it's absolutely awful. What is belly about? Tell me the synopsis. Growing up in the belly of the beast.

That's what somebody told me belly represented, the belly of the beast. I'm just telling you It is It is That's what it is Now I answered your question That's what belly is about

The belly of the beast Belly really don't have a plot Though But like It's still a That movie was bad Man That's okay

We were lied to When you watched it When you watched it You ain't say this shit trash I'm gonna tell you One thing That's getting older You're gonna start

Start to realize That you were lied to I'm telling you You would somebody Got in your ear And they manipulated you And they lied to you I'm telling you

Somebody say Belly's a classic and we just all started running with that. But yeah, that's a classic. That's a classic. You go back and look at a belly madge. I'm about to blow, done. You about to blow. Nick, you know.

How do you not see the setup and not tell me? This is what I'm saying, man. That movie is crazy. Belly is a crazy fucking movie. And, yo, and by the way, we always joke about that photo of Papoose and Ella Cool J getting haircuts with their hats on. Nas had the burner on his back in the barber chair. You can't sit that way.

So now you understand. You cannot sit in a barbed chair with the burner on your back that long. I get it. Belly is a movie that we hold near and deal of our hearts and our culture. They're going to tear our ass up. Nellie was. Okay, let me not say it wasn't a classic. Let me just say Belly was one of those movies that we might just need to revisit.

But does a movie have to be good for it be a positive? Yes, Carl. That's what a classic is. I think Carl's bring up a really good point. I disagree, Ma. Does a movie have to be good to be a classic? Scarface is not good. It's a classic.

Yeah. So it's a classic because it's not good. No, it's not. No. It's just a time period of how it was a classic fucking movie. Like that was such a iconic time. It changed out. Okay.

Especially in hip-hop. Okay. I'm with that. I'm with that. I'm with that. I agree with y'all on that. Thank you. It doesn't have to be good to be a classic.

It represents a moment in time where it was like that was the biggest thing and everybody loved it at that time. But looking back, it's really a bad. movie. Also, I do want to point out, I love that hype tried to recreate one love. Was one love? Third verse. When he went to Rajdale and sat with the kid. That was a reenactment of a Nas verse from I'matic. Oh yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. Shorty on the benches. Can we get into the intelligence of Nas as a human and how shitty of a mentor he is? Oh, yes. Yo, this little kid is smoking weed at 6 a.m. with crack on him.

And a gun said, y'all just smoked this old dude on the roof. Got bags, son. And then he hit, he asked for a lighter to smoke his weed. Nas gave him a lighter for a child to smoke weed. I like your style, son. He gave him a light on a chain. And Nas heard all that information and said, yo, you just got to rise above.

Yeah. Mind elevation. Rise above the madness. and you ain't what you about how Naz is a magician that's the worst mentor on earth talk about how how na's a magician how that chain got in his pocket we never saw yo this is what I'm saying man y'all and I'm sounding like a hater now and I'm not man but it's just like you got to look at search as an adult and be like yo how as a kid that I think this was the greatest movie ever only because only because we saw some of our

favorite rappers yo also also when DMX pulls up to his his crib with the entire entire government outside. And just reverse down the block. Nobody. I'm not a hater. I love the movie. I understand it. Like y'all said,

it's a classic for what it represents. It's a bad movie, though, man. Belly's a bad movie. We can end it here because this is the number one craziest part of Belly ever. You know how DMX figured out he should go to Jamaica to sell drugs? He saw it on MTV News. Well, no.

Yes. Yes. No, no. Yes. No, no, no. I'm with you. He didn't, that's not, that's not what happened. He was taking a shower?

Like, what was dude's name from MTV Muse every hour on the hour of the white guy? Yeah, I know he's talking. Whatever his name is, that was DMX's plug. Nope. He was like, damn, I never thought about that. Nah, but no, what happened was he was reporting about drugs that was coming out of there. So he knew that he knew one of the biggest Jamaicans. He was like, yo, he got to know what that's about.

I'm going to go highlight him and see if we could get some of that shit. Okay, because by the time it reaches MTV News, that's when the, plugs. It's like, yo, we need someone else. We need another state. We need MTV found out about it. We need some fresh faces. And that's not really a man in Jamaica if MTV is telling you that he'd be plugged. It's a bad movie, man. It's a bad movie. Classic, though. I'm with y'all. Because of what it represents at that time. I saw, I'm with you.

Hassan. Shout out to Hassan. My guy, Weeba. He was also in belly as well. We was at that ghost face jizzar, um, a raycon show. And honestly, Nebraska came up not belly related and he started talking shit about Nebraska and I'm like, dog, they smoked you the moment you got in the city you could never talk about this place.

He's like, yeah, I guess you right. You ain't last one week in Nebraska. That's all I'm saying, man. Let's just go back and revisit some of our favorite movies growing up and we're going to just fill another way now. That's all I'm saying. But I understand what I mean.

It's a classic for what we're representing at that time. Yes. DeMaris. Yeah, why is always putting it on a message? Because you love belly. That's a worry favorite movie. Why? I don't love belly.

She's one of your favorite movies ever. For my childhood. Like that, it has a warm spot in my heart. Like, yeah, of course. Okay.

It's one of those that I own the movie, but if it's on TV, I'm going to sit through the commercials and still watch it. Got you. If it's on, I'm watching it. If I can't find something to watch,

I'm going to throw on belly, paid and full, Goodfellas, the ones I can watch all the time. Got you. Okay. I'll throw in Charlshank Redemption to get my whiteness out.

Now, that's a classic movie. That's what I'm saying? You see how we could unanimously, everybody knows Shawshank Redemption is a classic movie. Hot take, Sharshanc Redemption. Andy Dufrain did that shit. He was the most sociopathic motherfucker on earth. He was walking around that yard like a serial killer.

He killed his wife and that 100% killed his wife. No, but he didn't. He didn't because the story was the guide out came from the other facility. Oh, please. knew the guy that was telling the story. So he killed, he killed her and killed the... But he was psychotic, that guy. Yeah, well, I know what you mean.

Andy Dufrein was a little sketchy. That's somebody that killed their wife and her lover. He was a little sketchy, but no, I don't think he did it. Nah, I don't think he did it. Great movie, though. I watch that movie every time it was on. Anytime I see Shoshank Redemption on and I watch it. No, it almost makes me wish I did time.

I don't know about that, but okay. You don't think I would meet an old black gentleman that would guide me through the prison system? Me? we are the show shake redemption Rory you are Andy and you are a man that's known to be able to get some things

it's right here how you didn't see that though you definitely read hey Pige fuck you because I already know you about I already know he about to mock up this photo I'm texting him now I'm texting him now

fuck you text him now can Pete put together just hit him now to put a collage for the artwork of every movie we talked about with like a whole collage. Maul and I as Marquis Houston and

Omarion. Oh, my God. Me as Buns and sincere. First of all, who decided to name DMX Buns in that movie? Tommy Buns? Again, we thought that was the coolest name. No, that's not DMX, that's Buns.

It's Tommy Buns. All right, whatever. I'll let you have it. It's a classic. And you know the minister was not ready to die and wasn't going to give that speech. The N.O.I would have beat the

pulp out of that nigga if he you don't think the N-OI would have spotted the X in that class did you see him he saw he was he just put on leather jacket and glasses and was like oh man that's what I'm saying it's a certain shit you got to look at now and be like this was really really bad but whatever it's a classic I'm with y'all on that it's a classic I don't even want to get in the T-boss but don't do that the greatest part of no I mean like what the fuck we get I want to watch that movie that was such a good impression if you know that now hold on hold on hold on can we sound like that was the best impression of that scene I've ever heard. Y'all missed the,

you missed the greatest mystery in belly, though. What? At the end. They figured out how to cover Shorty's ears from Bronx, though? No. At the end, when Tyraulte Hicks... What was her name? Keisha.

Keesha's walking through the prison, and T. Bos goes to visit her. Beautiful. That correction officer that's walking her through the hall, and y'all can go to this point in the movie. Is that a man or woman? Ma. you're saying that

go watch that scene and I want you to call me when you're watching it and tell me is that a man or woman that's walking her that's all that's all I want you out

to do go to that scene where the correction officer is walking Keisha from her cell to go see T-Boss and tell me is that a man or woman that's walking her

through the hall imagine enjoying an arugula salad with three of your friends and one of them taking a pistol and put it on the table so I'll shoot you right now

And Arruga, let's chat. Oh, yeah? Me too. Yeah. And then your man be like, yo, you got to do that. Classic. Shoulda win triple. Like I said, it's a classic.

What are we doing tonight, y'all? We're going Thursdays. No, I'm going at home, man. I can hang out. I've got her. I still ain't recover from Rory and J. Electronica. That's a nasty thing to recover from.

Yeah, these things have me out till four in the morning, man. I can't do that shit no one man. Listen, yo, I've had some times. Jay-elect stay out to 6 a.m. Every time. I left him there. That style's peace story that he told about J. Electronica,

he failed to mention that it was the three of us. It wasn't just the two of them in the middle of a fucking holiday and parking lot arguing at 6 a.m. Nah, bro. Y'all had me out way too late that night. Great night. I have fun with y'all.

Won't be doing it anytime soon. Plans for the weekend. What did you get into? Oh, yes, it's Friday. Nothing. I'm trying to run, too. I'll set the reservation. Put it on my personal car, not even our shit.

Me and Demaris. Let me take you and Shorty after dinner. Why you? Why? Because I think she's the one for you. No, she's not. Okay. Why you think?

Never know until you'll try. Now, that's true. You don't stop being such a, maybe. Maybe I'll take you up on that. What if she's cool? Yeah, yeah. Maybe I'll take you up on that. We'll see.

But me and DeMaris are going to see. Spider-Man this weekend. Yes, we have a day. So Saturday. Yes. Afternoon. Going to see Spider-Man. I got to see it, Rory.

I'm tired of people talking about that. I got to see it. You guys bringing pluses? No. No. Just me and D. Young Tee going? Who's Young Tee?

Bring tea, yeah. I'm laughing at a car going, mm-hmm. Bring Tee. Bring her. Young Tee coming through? Let's make it. Yeah, let's go out. I'll ask her.

I'll ask her. Young She-she-she-she? She-she. Y'all know she listens to this podcast, right? I love her. That's my people. Forever. That's Finn.

We love her. Damn, why we don't got the camera man to film that like after therapy and everything? Oh no, I got a phone. Look at your camera.

Look at your sick-ass camera. It's a lot of money right here these cameras. Yeah, no, let's go to the movies. See if you want to go. Okay.

Go to movies and go get some lunch after something. You think maybe you'll make a move like in the theater? When's the last time you made a move in a movie theater?

With Shay Shay and Damaris? No, that's what are you talking about? Just make a move like a little stretch. Ew. It's no need for that no more. Oh, you went for the popcorn and I knew you did.

So I put my hand there. We go straight. We get straight to it. Oh. Yeah. And no needs to make a move. The move has been made. You're here with me.

We was at the Apollo second row watching her with red wine and you ain't make a move. I don't want to hear anything about moves. But who was I going to make a move with, DeMaris? Right. Young Shee. No, man, what's wrong with you? This sick-ass white boy. I'm not doing that.

He's retarded, man. You can sold her, though. Yo. I didn't know I was, I was a friend. DeMara's gonna cut all this out of stuff. I am. Because I'm worried here. No, don't do that.

See, you fucked up, man. Don't do that. Young Shashi? No, don't do that. All right. Yeah, so we're going to, uh... So we're going to the movies. We're not bringing Rory because Rory hates Spider-Man.

I already saw it. I saw it, too, but I want to see it again. Yeah, I got to see it, man. You want to watch more, watch it. Yo, I'm the only, so I'm the only one I get excited watching the people I love, watch movies that I love. I'd be like, look at this part. Like, no.

Please don't do that. No, no, no. God damn. Don't do that. And you play yourself when you do that. When you get invested and think that someone else is going to be invested. Just like, oh, okay, yeah, that was cool. Yeah, that was cool.

That was that crazy? Like, just like earlier when I said like, nah, you realize when Mep got shot like that, that fun fact, that's ghost driving that car. I'm always like, oh, where? Like, I was like, damn, I thought that was cool. Yeah, that was crazy at that. That is crazy at that. crazy though I never knew that.

And if this is going to sound nuts, if you look at it back, it do look like a ghost-faced silhouette. Like it looked like ghost in the car. That's wow. I never knew that. I never even heard about that. Yeah. That's dope. All right.

Yeah, so we're going to the movies. That's about it this weekend. Hey, shit. Come on, we going out Saturday night? Let's go out tonight. I'm trying to go out tonight for real. I'm not even going to change. Let's go in sweat.

To where, though? Where is it? Where do you people even go anymore? Where do you people? Something to eat and that's it I'm always down to get something to eat But let's go to Edens Bar I'm never going to Edens Bar

And you can put our names at the door Of course That should Please don't put my name at that door Bud lights on the house Please don't put my name at that door Oh my bad Oh alright

Stellas Not even an Amstell light Nah Stellas Get you a cold one Cold Stellas Cold brew On Ed On Ed

He probably said E. And sent these over for you. Ew. How's the crib coming along? It's good. I got a new couch. Yeah, you told us. It took up the whole living room.

Yeah, the rug that I wanted, they pumped fake me after I paid for it. They still come to end of January. I paid for it. They say, yo, it was going to be about five weeks. Damn. And I'm like, you get my fucking money back. Yeah, that's the part I'm not looking forward to them. I'm ordering stuff now and I'm seeing those due dates.

It's like, oh, my God. I'm starting to put it together, though. The shit we was getting off. when it was no furniture in there. It's over. It's looking plush. It's a little plush in there right now. It's like some money.

Might get a little crazy. Okay, so when is the house warming? Me and Carl already had it. The whole house got warmed. That wasn't. It's still warm. It was warm in every room. I'm fucking disgusting.

Yeah, right. Oh, man. I have it soon. As soon as my rug and my dining room table come in, we lit. Yeah, and I'll do something at the spot shortly after you. I mean, I didn't want to. put your business out there. Yeah.

Surely after the spot. You know, nice little. I got, but yeah, but my timeline is way after yours. I'm just starting to order shit. So it'll be another month or two. I know about the spot you copped in Middletown, New York. Middle town. Yes.

Middletown. Thank you. No more went crazy upstate. Also, he's getting the cabana. You know what I'm saying? The cabana going to go right there. Listen. Oh, shit.

We let. I'm in the house, nigger. DeMaris, I got to make the house feel like a vibe. This is why I can't fuck with DeMaris. because Damaris getting money now, right? Like, Tamara's getting money. Yo, y'all got to stop. And she's from Syracuse.

We talk about how crazy I went with three grand in Patterson. You know Demaris is the queen pin in Q's right now. Yeah. She's so much money on the street. I am poor. Funding everything. Do not lie to these people. That's why they've been waiting on Stove Guy's album.

Demaris was fun in it. Speaking of Stovgoy, we saw Daringer. Shout out to Daringer. It's my guy. He let me know that Stove God has another bomb coming. Because somebody said, that on high too. They feel like reasonable Drap was an instant classic.

And I'm not mad at that. I love reasonable draft. It's a really good album. And Stove God is definitely probably one of my favorite of the younger, younger rappers right now. Probably my favorite young rapper right now. You and DeMaris need to get together and get this guy to put out music that's his. I don't,

I love you on Guns album. I love you on everything. I need another Stoke God. Yeah. So I don't know if you need to fork up more money for studio time for them. I don't know if you need to bring your connects from rock man when y'all'em coming out since you pop up and shit detox

when you're all I'm coming out wait waiting on stove gone wait for him to get out of the way I see where stove going before I place this shit you gotta see when he dropping his shit yeah I know you don't want to get away the same type of music yeah yeah you don't do that I got Conway in my album and I got Conway on some dance shit Conway has one of my favorite verses oh my god

Anna look at you running around the rock nation Shout out to Conway. His album coming. God, God don't make mistakes. That's how I go? Yeah. I forgot the name of it.

That's the name of it, right? Yeah, God doesn't, God don't make mistakes. I think he's dropping probably February. I would hope so. Yeah. Top of February, I believe.

Hope so. I don't want to put no dates out there. But he's coming soon. I'm definitely dropping between now and the end of February. Looking forward to that. I got Conway with the hipsters. Oh, and your shit.

Yeah, yeah, that's definitely, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, that's, uh, dematurated Conway. No, he smoked that shit too. No, he did. You got the shit off. Conway is, it's not, it's not, it's not many people that can rap better than Conway, if any, honestly. He, he's how I feel about Conway. He on, he on, he on a dance beat with the hipsters saying, I'm the big chief in my city, big

Pats, I'm a home. Now, he, he, he was getting his shit off. Machine. La Machina. How you get off That's his name, Demaris La Machina. All the fuck alone.

Entandra on a dance beat. But, all right, we've been dragging. This was a fun episode, though. You're better at doing sign-offs. I don't care. I'm going to Thursday. 900 singles. Bringing Bayesley.

You know, I'm going to walk out with a few of days. If you see us, say what's up, take a flick, shaking a hand or two. They're going to hear this tomorrow. So they wouldn't. Oh, so they're not going to see us tonight. Well, they would see us tonight, but they wouldn't know that to tap us.

Okay, well, whenever you see us, say hello. Yeah. He's the ginger. I'm the nigger. Peace. What? Um. No.

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