New Rory & MAL - Episode 328 | Gun In A Corner

Episode Date: December 13, 2024

Happy Friday Gang! Rory insists on giving us an update on his sickness (and in addition, how his Karma is Beautiful), and the rest of us try to rationalize why Julian insists on going to a barber that hates him (2:33). This leads to a conversation on what names we would have if we race swapped, causing Rory to remember how he was endangered the other day being pulled over by a cop in Manhattan, as the straight white male he is (15:25). As we were recording this, there was absolute turmoil happening on the hip-hop timeline, as our selected representatives for black love, Remy Ma and Papoose, were feuding and airing dirty laundry for the world to see (35:50). Speaking of dirty laundry, mattress actress Lily Philips is under scrutiny for clips of her admitting to having difficulty with her self-inflicted feat of sleeping with over 100 men in under 24 hours, and the team is split on whether she had the right to stop after number 30 or not (52:41). Jamie Foxx’s new special ‘What Had Happened Was’ aired this week on Netflix to mixed reviews, and the team gives their opinion on whether it was entertaining or not (1:18:31). Caitlin Clark was named Time magazine's Athlete of the Year - did she deserve it (1:37:00)? And why are her supporters kicking her back in for the statement she made in the interview? Bill Belicheck is back in the game, and the guys break it down in to 'girl terms' for Demaris (1:45:27). We have voicemails (1:50:10)! Both are follow ups from previous callers, the first being with the guy who needed advice on how to break the co-dependency from his wife. This leads to a conversation about which NRM member will be the next to have children (or possibly, become a murderer, depends). The second voicemail is from a woman who believed her mother is lying about her biological father (2:03:45). We end the episode with predictions on who will headline the final Dreamville fest this spring, as well as some interesting predictions about Jay-Z and Beyonce’s career paths moving forward (2:10:19).For MORE Rory & Mal, make sure you subscribe to our Patreon community, for exclusive episodes, first access to tickets and merch sales, private live chats with the team, + more! https://www.patreon.com/newrorynmalFollow Rory: @ThisIsRoryFollow MAL: @MAL_ByTheWayFollow Julian: @Julian__nicholasFollow Demaris on YT: https://www.youtube.com/@DemarisG To watch the podcast on YouTube: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMALYouTube Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/NewRoryAndMAL Try VIIA! https://bit.ly/viiarorymal and use code RORYMAL ! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Get right up in there. Are we diagnosing the culture today? Is that what we doing? So are we doctor? Should I call you Dr. Farrow? Yes. We are going to perform. Never mind. I won't go down that route. Please don't. It's too early.

Too early, man. How are you feeling? I'm good, man. Good. Good week. Finally got some sun. It was kind of like rainy and cold last few days. Well, it's brick today, but yeah, I hear you. When it's sunny and cold, I'm cool with that. I can maneuver with that. I'll take sunny cold. I ate solid food for the first time last night. I felt really good. I feel much better. I got some sleep last night.

Life feels a little bit normal now. Got your Duck Dynasty Couture on. Yeah, which, you know, I thrifted this. Yeah, yeah. When's the last time you took a shit? Today? You're right, bro? Yeah, like, why you keep starting episodes?

No, because I had this thought last night and shit today as well. Since I had the stomach... When I was doing that? Since I haven't taken a shit since Monday. Oh, because your bowels are completely... That's what I'm saying. How long is it take to, like, build back? Because I...

Like another two days. When do you think? Geez. Another two days. It's been a long time. I had that thought last night in bed. I was wondering, so I just wanted to ask Rory. It would be weird if I text it.

I'm not. You were scared? So I figured I'd do it on the pod. Okay, great. I have a quick, update from my mom. For those that didn't listen to the last episode, my mother was not the most motherly during my sickness. Did she hear your rent? She did not. Okay. But Monday night, after things started adding up, we found out Julian had the same thing. Other people were hitting me that they were sick. Amara was projectile vomiting in the backseat. Started to think maybe I didn't have food poisoning. So I'd text to my mom at 8.55. Don't think I had food poisoning. Amar is throwing up, runny poops. Julian who works at her pod had the exact same symptoms as me over the weekend. She replies an hour later, oh no, that poor little girl.

Talk about me? Probably. Yeah, naturally. But still nothing for you. Still, still nothing. Hey, don't think I had food poisoning, but it seems like everyone else, no response except for that poor little girl. Tuesday, 208 p.m. My karma is fucking beautiful. Yeah. And sometimes it has to go to family members. Sometimes you need to rejoice and celebrate when your family receives the karma that they fucking deserve. Especially hit by another bicyclist? What happened?

I got your bug throwing up diarrhea. My stomach hurts so much. I said, sorry, L.O.L. She said, I feel horrible. I said, I tried to tell you. She said, yes, now I know. Don't know how you even functioned. I can't even stand.

Your karma. Look at your karma. Look at you. Mom sick. Go make her hang some Christmas tree ornaments and shit. I waited. two or three hours to give her my Instacart password so she could get some food delivered. But I let her wallow for a little bit.

You got a shit. Yeah. Yeah. You can't stand. Yeah. Bake. Shake. Got the shakes.

I'm mom. Yeah. That made me feel validated. There you go. That's how you get back. It's like when your therapist reveals shit about your child with and you're like, I knew I wasn't wrong. Yeah.

That was like one of those moments for me this week. I think that's what actually like kind of cured me of that stomach bug. Yeah. It was all that guilt. It was like when you got your cords cut. Remember that? Yeah. Oh, God.

Some type of feeling. Remember in a Green Mile, like when John Coffey can just like take shit out of people? Yeah. I think the ghost of John took that disease out of me and then went right to my mom and said, now you know what it felt like when he was putting that tree up. There you go. Nice. Poor little girl.

All right. Yeah, what about the last five days? I was yacking in front of you. You're the poor little girl now, Mom. Look at you. Look at you. Look how poor you are now. Don't you want some help?

Yeah. Yeah, mom. Throw up and shit yourself. Second update from the last episode regarding, text messages. Damaris has had my full album since Monday. I have yet to get a single, single text message from her. I knew it. Just giving updates. That's all. That's crazy. You're going to send it to me. Day four, day five. He's not sending that to you. I sent you the first thing when you even reply. So why would I send you that? You had your time.

So boss had his drums. You had your time. You had your time with the album and you didn't respond to it. I never had. I literally was, changed the link on you. I was thinking about that earlier today. I need to be somewhere where I can sit and listen to it. I haven't even listen to like home. No, but I haven't been home. I have a very long commute to get back and forth to work. So by the time I get to work, I mean, get home from you. What? What do people usually do like on commutes? Choke people on the train. I can't listen to that though because it's not downloaded on my phone. So when I'm on a train, like I can't hear it. I can't listen to it. I have no Wi-Fi on the train. It's a sound cloud link. Roy, she can't listen to it this weekend when

I'm home. I literally was thinking that this morning like, damn, all right, this weekend when I'm cleaning, and I'm going to put on Rory's album. I ain't going to lie, though. I saw a video of DeMaris, like cooking. Okay. On her story. Like, using the house, chilling, cooking. Yeah, I cook.

No, I don't listen to music. I told you that, though. You suggested she should leak my album on her live. Oh, I should do that. I'm not going to do that. You're suggesting. That's not what I was suggesting at all. But, yes, I was just giving updates from our last episode from my mother being disloyal.

And Damaris, it checks out. This is why I said on Monday. I'm going to send it. I promise you, nothing's going to come. And he was complaining about your daughter. You hate women. I don't know. Now it's his fault.

Me, your mother. Amara, like you complain about Amara for. You complain about everything. No, Marr was the only one he didn't complain about. He said she projected out of the whole seat. She was ready to get rid of her. That's what kids do. That's an observation.

Yeah. That's a fact. As a matter of fact, when I turned around, I was like, Jesus Christ. That came out of you? I almost started laughing. I was like, what the fuck? What did you eat? And you're still watching your iPad.

It's, you can't even see the iPad. bad. Does she feel better? Yeah, she feels much better. Everyone's getting back to health, so I will not be passing any bugs off to people at our New York show. Y'all don't drink y'all ginger tea in the morning. That's the problem. I had peppermint tea

before you came out of that same glass. Good job. I cleaned it. Oh, no, I watched it. That's what Rory does. He goes, he drinks out of the same cup you drink out of any clothes in the bathroom right after you the bathroom. Yeah. He loves it. Just monitoring. That's all. I get it. Taking notes.

Well, how's everyone's week been? Weather's been shitty. So I'm sure everyone probably just stayed inside. Yeah. Been here. I got a haircut. Look what men to celebrate? They didn't go to the salon mall.

I went to a... What's a real barbershop? Barbershop. I wasn't trying to spend $150. But was it a barbershop or like the hipster barbershops that are basically salons? Like, did he have a big mustache and dressed like it was the 40s? No, it was... I really don't want to say...

When that curls up? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was only... He sells shampoo on the... side. I'll say it was owned by people that don't like my mom's side of the family. Okay. And then that came up when I was

in the chair and I was very nervous. Sucked their life out of the room. It was the most awkward hair. You would go to a barbers shop like that. I didn't know. I mean, when I walked in, I could tell. How do you find your barbers shop? I just, I don't. It's weird. It's like, I don't have a good one. I don't have a good one anymore.

If you got barbers near me and your phone, I'm someone going to tell you to get out. No. But like when I lived in Bushwick, or when I was in Brooklyn, I would go to the Dominicans over there. But they always fucked up my beard. They push it too low. They always do like the chin thing. I'm like,

don't, don't do that. But it was nice. With the blade, too, they'd be right upon. Like, I would feel it down here. I'm like,

keep it high. He's like, got you. And then just got it. I'm like, cool. Thanks, man. Yeah. Maybe I'll go to Yankees Stadium.

Made a home run now. Never went back. Always push your hair line back this way or we'll take any facial hair you have and put it right on your jawline. Nothing is worse than going to a barber for the first. There's no other. The only time you'll feel more pressure than that is maybe like if you're trying to cross the border into Canada and you're not sure if that one charge was removed yet. Like, you know, walking up to the to the agent is kind of like.

Yeah. But when you try a new barber for the first time, Marv, I could find some old photos on my phone of when I, because I would just take photos of fucked up haircuts. I just be like this is. But do you pay for yours? If, I mean, I'm just, yeah, because I won't, I just don't make it a stink. I'll just pay and leave and never come back. There's no way I'm paying for a bar with that mess with my hair. There's no way.

I never understood that logic. Maybe I'll pay for the cup and not leave a tip. Because I've had people, I'm like, I don't like my edge up thing. I'm like, you don't need to do my front line because my hair kind of does this is. You don't need to touch this. Just go from like here down and do the sides. Every day, like, no, you got to, poppy, trust me. I'll do the thing.

And then they throw my whole shit back. That's not how he said. I feel the blade on like up. here and I'm like, okay, there goes my, I have a huge forehead. Like, I just, Dominican Barbers only want to make you look like their friends. It's the only cut that you can get in. They cut your head based on what they think you should look like.

Exactly. Yeah, exactly. You look like a hector. You look like a hector. This is how hector wishes. What do you ask for in the barbershop? I only really know my own white ginger setup. Like, I don't even really know what people ask for in the barbershop.

When you've been going to your barber long enough, you ain't got to say nothing. Just sit down. Of course. But he knows like, all right, it's time for you to. trim this shit down. It's time for you to... Yeah. At least my barber does.

I just sit down and be like, hey, like, what you just want me to just trim it or what we doing? Yeah. But he rarely asked that. When I went, I told him, because I cut my own hair, like, just for maintenance sake, like, I'll do my neck. And I have all the shit. So I'll tell them, I'm like, do like a two on the side.

And you can kind of fade it in the back if you want. And then, like, on top, I'm like, take a list. You can always cut more. So I'm like, take, like, a quarter of an inch off. If I want to do more, we can go from there. And that's kind of how it. But everybody don't know what a quarter of an inch looks like. Well, they make them do the, they do the finger thing.

Because it's usually like one finger is the quarter and then, you know, two, you kind of go from there. Julian definitely hand combs his hair and pulls it up and like stop right there. Never done that. He holds his head like that. Never done that. I don't want to spread rumors, but someone told me Moll did buy the cut your own hair kit from the back of the source magazine. Who told you? I don't know if that's entirely true.

Who told you that? I've never in my life. Which shows you with the mirror and everything. Let me tell you one thing. That last page in the source. Someone told me. Nobody told you that bullshit. You purchased that.

Bro. And at that time, you had to call a number to purchase it. Let me tell you one thing I never attempted to do my life was cut my own hair. When they get you like the tri-fold mirror. That was like a classic source ad of cut your own hair. Like they gave you a kit. Bro,

it was always in the back with all the other ads. It's actually a true skill for somebody to be able to cut their own hair. And like do a good job. I can do it. That is crazy. Like I can't go from like. I can't go from like this to like a half to a one kind of thing. If it's all one length, I can do it.

That's fine. That's not a problem. But when we get to like the and I'm not good with scissors. So when it gets to a point, I'm like, I'll just go in and get it done and talk about fucking the Middle East while I get my hair cut. Nice. It's always a great. It was awful.

I hated it. It was so bad. Who talked about the middle? I should have lied. He was like, where are you from? And I was like, so I said my dad first. I took like a half of breath. And I was like, do I really want to do this right now?

And I said, my mom's Lebanese. And he goes, huh. He goes, a lot going on over there. I was like, telling me fucking like minoras. And he just talked about his rabbi for 20 minutes. I'm like, are we going to do this right now, man? You actually said that why somebody has a blade to you? Yeah, because I had that thought in my mind.

I want to ask you guys this. I'm like, I'm not ashamed of who I am. And I know I'm in the right when it comes to this. So I'm not going to be the one to lie. Plus, I'm paying this guy for the cut. He's doing a service to me. So it's like I'm not going to. Everyone owes a debt to Israel.

Yeah, exactly. I'm just, I'm not going to pretend that I'm something I'm not. Like, I, I'm curious to see how he reacts because up until then we had a very great conversation. It's not even like about even go respectfully. Why would you even spend your money in there? Well, I had that thought too. And I like, because I didn't, my mom's been really trying to get me to come around to like,

not everyone's design is you need to treat everybody. And I'm like, that's true. But then like when I got there and we had a great conversation and then as soon as that came up, the conversation clearly shifted. And I was like, I clearly know where he's at. If your name wasn't your name, what do you think your name would be? Oh, I don't know. I've got in New York, I look Dominican.

So whatever Dominican name is. Okay. Yeah. I can see that. I would go with Liam. You could just keep my last name. Delgado works. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You think you look like, you look Hispanic? I've been told if I showed you old photos on my beard like to my chin. Okay. You always, you give like, you give Indian to me. I don't get a guess. You look like you'd be Manuel. Thanks. What do you guys think of me?

What would I pass as? Ryan. Connor. Toby. Roy looks like a Connor. Or a Joshua. Yeah. And not Josh.

It would have to be Joshua. Yeah. I wish Roy had one of those like white exotic names. Like if he was like, well, I guess it's like Ezekiel or something like that. You look like Ezekiel. Ezekiel is not strictly Ezekiel. I just wish Roy had like one of them. those like you know well i have one of those names when it comes to ireland i guess for an irish

kid irish catholic yes rory is one of those that's the ezekiel of ireland is rory he'll be like a daniel i feel like that's too easy yeah dan you're danio rory's a daniel damaris looked like she could be victoria tamika tamika yeah you look at's kind of racist that was mad racist and i don't look like a tamika just because i just because i know you're evil you do give me ashley vibes every now and then. Who's Ashley? I could see Ashley. Ashley's are always...

I can see Ashley with Damarish. I can see how being... Ashley is actually my fake name when I meet men and I don't want them to know my real name. I tell them my name is Ashley. Smoked it. Is it Ashley? Ash-L-E-I-G-H?

It's definitely a weird spell. No, only white women spell it L-E-I-G-H. That's Ashley. She's not an Ashley. Ashley is different. Like, Damaris's not tall enough to be Ashley. Ashley is a kind of tall. Definitely play basketball in high school

but gave it up. in college to be a bad bitch. Yeah. We ever met the Ashley's that spell it regular, but they try to spell it like a Zotic, and then you find, like you see their license. Like, no, you spell it correctly. Isn't there one that was like a...

Like, there's no asterisk above this shit. ASH-L-E-E. That's another one too, right? Oh, that's the evilist. That's more black women have it that spelled like that. Watch it. You have to see the marriage man of Ashley. I always, I told my parents, I'm like,

y'all should, I always feel like my name should have been Victoria. But my name fits me. You also give evil Nikki vibes, too. Nikki. Yeah. But Nikki spelled weird. Nick, N-I-K-I. Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, you're definitely N-I-K-K-I for sure. I know. I met a girl named Nikki. She spelled it like Nike with two E. I was like Nike. Nike and heavy on the E. Heavy on the E.

Your name is Nike, not Nikki. What you? I said, yo, what's wrong with you? Your name is Nike. Has there ever been a person you didn't see yourself dealing with because their name was just, it just didn't fall off your tongue well? No, I'm not that shallow.

I can't. I wouldn't see a beautiful girl that was cool and be like, yo, what's your name? I'm not fucking a nigga name Earl. They don't even make Earls. They make Earls. In my mentions right now it's an Earl. Earl from NFS, attractive guy, successful.

How old is you? By my age, yeah, like 30, 34, 35. When the last time you met a 24-year-old Earl? They don't make them niggas no more. It's tough to find Earl. As a fact, when I met Earl, I was like, why? I have not met an Earl in a long time. Barbara is.

When the last time you met a Barbara? Nobody's going to meet a Barbara. This is what I'm saying, under 45. You ain't met no Barbara under 45. Earl? Nicar. I'm like, I'm like, I'm a detective. I know you undercover.

Your name's E now. I'm not calling you Earl. Earl? Is Earl short for something? No. This is Earl. Earl Lee. That's such a odd name.

The girl started bringing like the old. So I feel like, I feel like names recycle as grandmother's start to die if that makes sense. Yeah, that's why. grandmothers and grandfathers start to die, people start to recycle those names because I know so many people with the name, so many young, young kids with the name Ella. Ella. Ella never left, though, I feel like.

Nah, Ella left for a little bit. It's back now, though. When's Gertrude coming back? Gertrude? Yeah. Listen, I know we're making America great again. I would call her choo. You would not?

Yeah, I would. I would. I could picture her now. I can picture her now. Choochoochoochoo. That's my choochoochoo. This is how you look. Even when you look.

up the name Gertrude. Look how dusty everybody is. Oh my God. Those are people's relatives. She was 36 right there. There's not one, like, that seems in color. That was her high school prom. Yeah.

Yo, you know what fucked me up the other day and this is how I know I'm getting old? I was watching Good Times, right? And I think I'm older now than the dad was on Good Times when I, that shit came out. Yeah. That stuff gets weird with certain sitcoms. He looked like he was 60. I'm like, wait, he was 39, right? I'm like, what?

What? No, he always looked like he was 60 years old. The guys from Full House were 35. You're telling me he was 39 in this? He probably wasn't. No, they was all younger than 39 right there. And I mean, I'm talking about the dad. He's not even in the picture.

Oh, who's this guy on the, who's he? That's Bookman. Yeah. That was like the neighbor. You mean to tell me they were selling this man as a 30-year-old man? He's definitely 30-something in real life. Jay, Jay, he had like a drug problem. right? Because he's probably like 24 there.

That's what I'm saying. Looks 40. Didn't he have a drug problem though? I believe so, yeah. Look at Janet. But even like, in different strokes, how old was, geez, one of my blanking on his real name?

Todd Bridges. Younger than me? Oh, for sure. But he looked younger than Demaris in that show. Look older than all of our parents right now. Todd Bridges looked young in different strokes. Yeah, he did. He didn't look old.

Oh, not one or not. He's 59 now. Damn. So that was there? So that I was like, what, 40 years ago, 30 years ago? 40 something? When different trucks started, he was 13. Okay, then never mind.

He looked like he was 24 or 13. That's what I'm saying. So I'm saying the dad from good times. I'm older than he was when he was filming that shit. Then how old was Mr. Drummond? 110? No, he probably was like a year older than me. He probably was like 45.

Arnold was the oldest on the cast. I think it was because maybe, maybe I'm wrong, but to us, we associate like those makeup styles and hair styles with older people. Yeah, that's fair. So I think that's why they look so old to us. To each other, they didn't look old. Yeah, that was hip.

Man, everybody looked old on them shows back then. You watch some shows now, you be like, what? 27. No way. Now they were just talking about the girl from, from Euphoria Alexa Demi shout out to her

she's so beautiful God I love her Who's this The Spanish girl from Euphoria The hot one Maddie Maddie Maddie just turned 34 this year

35 34 What's her sign Julian I don't know She knew her age right away Yeah

Well she's dating You know who her man is I don't Jamison The singer Is that like official They've been together Since like 2015

16 to my knowledge That's awesome He's in a lot of her She's in a lot of his music video seen that, I didn't look in to see if they were like... You didn't think she was really his muse? I didn't. But she was 30 playing like a...

She was 30 at the time playing like a 15 year old. Yeah, look at them. I mean, most of the shows that are like high school students, they're almost 30. This man, bag the baddest. Look at him. I mean, his voice is beautiful. It's insane. Yeah.

Listen, Maddie, I get it. Gorgeous and can sing. Yeah, but she does look incredible for... To be, yeah, to be 34 years old. To be cast it also as like a 17-year-old. Um, all right, well, old names. My grandmother's name was Eileen. Should I bring Eileen back for my second kid? Eileen is not, that's still around. That's, um, it's, we got about seven more years before they extinct. I've never met another Eileen that wasn't my grandmother's name. I only know it from that song.

Really? Is she named? Is she named? Elaine's husband is my middle name, Eugene. No? Eileen is what? My middle name is her husband's name. Eugene and Eileen. Eugene and my grandparents. It sounds like a song.

Eileen was my favorite aunt. Eugene is my dad's name. So look at it. Your dad's name is Eugene? It says middle name, yes. Oh. To tease. Don't say that again.

But they call them Gene. Did people ever call Eugene when you were younger? Nobody is. Who has ever called Eugene? Who? Yeah. Like call him. Well, let's talk to them.

Call him right now. I would have know who called Eugene before. People knew my middle name was Eugene. So, yeah, like people within my friend circle or in my family would call me Gene, like to joke on me. Okay. Like my younger cousins, Eugene, not even really knowing my grandfather's name was Eugene because we called him grandpa. I'm surprised that was like a diss towards you. Like if they're having a feud.

Well, that's always funny. I'm not going to say my name. He was a white boy Eugene talk about hip-hop. Like, how's no one said that about Rory yet? What do you? Well, Eugene is a very Jamaican name. I was going to go down that route. Eugene is not a white name.

That comes from all my Jamaican ancestors. Eugene is one of the most Jamaican names ever. If you want to go that route. If you're Eugene and Jamaican, you're Jamaican. My mother's also Kathy Ann if you want to go more Jamaican shit. Oh, that's definitely just Kathy Ann. That's why you stay with the West Indian, girl. That's definitely.

That's Jamaican for sure. Kathy Ann is Jamaican. Anything with Ann at the watch. There's a huge tie between Irish and Jamaicans. It's a lot of history. Comma's family, they had slaves. they were Irish Why?

They did Irish never owned Jamaican slaves No No Kamala's family He was Irish They owned slaves in Jamaica Okay

I have to fact check that Make sense Check it out The two part name Kind of went out of style Like Kathy Something Anne Brit Ann

Britney Anne She's keeping it hot Yeah that's the fact I always felt that was a little selfish Like just pick one fucking name Taking two names I also never got along With people

that had two first names, like as far as their first and last name, I've just noticed that throughout my journey in life. I know. Never really get along with those people. I knew somebody that had his first name and his last name was the same. Like, if I never met Stephen Tyler, I guarantee you we wouldn't get along. For real. Yeah. Who? I knew somebody had his first name, his last name, last name was the same. Yeah, you have a last name that's also a first name. Oh, wow. No, but I met somebody who's first name and last name was the same. Therapy. Not like last name could be a first name. I met somebody whose first name and last name. name were exactly the same. I went to high school

with a kid named. Why would someone do that to their child? I don't know, man. His name was Eduardo, Eduardo, Eduardo. Oh, this has come up on the pod before. Not Eddie. Eddie. I'm like, yo, what? Eduardo, Eduardo. What? Why would they do that to you? And you're old enough to change that. Like, that was the thing that fuck me. I was like, you're like a grown man still walking around with that? Yeah. I would have been changed that. Not Eduardo, Eduardo forever. You kidding me?

I mean, I'd probably keep that. That'd be cool. No, it's not. You don't think you'd lying, then you just pull out your ID, like, bam. How many times are you going to get that? Eduardo squared. Eduardo, Eduardo, E2. They'll call them Deuce.

Yeah. E2's a hard nickname for Eduardo, Eduardo. But you got to play a sport. And it spans like E2. Come on. You got to play a sport. Yeah, you got to be nice in some sport. You have to earn that nickname.

E2? It's like, come on, bro. You can't be doing that. Like, Nike would eat that up. Like, yo, we got to get the new E2s like on production. now immediately. Speaking of showing your ID, I want to thank whatever that podcast listener that gave Maul and I those cop family member cards.

Oh, yeah. Saved my fucking life on Tuesday. Really? This is like the second time you use this thing. So I'm going here. I didn't think it was no- Because when he gave it to us at the show, the guy right behind him came up, it was like, he didn't even say his name.

He was like, yo, don't use them shits. I was like, worry? He was like, work. I'm like, worry? He was like, trust me. There's the paper ones, and then there's the ones, the thick ones that if you threw it on the ground, it would make some noise. Those are the real, real ones. Not the ones that expire.

Oh, yeah. The ones you could throw on the ground and make noises for the black moon. The black people get pulled over because we got to immediately. So that's the ones that he gave us. It's not the paper one that if you don't pay your dues, it expires by 2025. Okay. That's a lifetime family member joint. So how did it save you?

I was going into the tunnel on my way. Oh, I think you're on the nightclub. All right, my bad. Go ahead. No, this was not in the 90s. this was Tuesday. I'm on my way to the city and I get pulled over right before the tunnel

by the Port Authority cops. And I'm thinking like, it's traffic. So I'm like, did I not put a blinker on? That's weird. Like, I'm not sure why I'm getting pulled over. But whatever, you know, you're white. Yeah. Privilege.

Maybe he knows me. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, that's not y'all think. Maybe he knows my dad. He just trying to say, what's up. White people get pulled over that. He must know me. Yeah.

Maybe he wants to tell me so you can see something wrong with my car, wants to make sure. Yeah. So cop comes up and says, hey your registration is expired and I was like respectfully it's not and I grabbed my registration

I did not have my license because I lost my wallet while I was throwing up constantly somehow so I was like here's my passport here is my registration here's my insurance sorry to have my license but whatever you need help out registration expires actually in two days and I knew that because I have it scheduled

to get renewed so when the cop came and said got you said no no no this is still valid. Then he comes back and says, you owe easy pass $2,000. I said, what? How? Ask Loyon.

He's over there. But who? Don't you have your easy pass on your car? Yes, and it's on autopay from my understanding. Oh, okay, okay, yeah. So then I'm like, did the battery die? But I was just using it in Jersey and it said, go ahead. Usually it tells you if it's not.

You're getting low, yeah. So he's like, you owe easy pass $2,000. I was like, oh, shit, I didn't even know that. Like, can I go on an app and pay it? whatever you need. But they can't take your car for that. Exactly. So then two more cars pulled up,

and I'm like, all right, it's become one of those things. Oh, yeah. So he goes back to the car, then comes back to my window, and he's like, what's your address? Because again, I'd have my license on me. So I say my address,

and before I could even finish my address, he said, your license is suspended. I said, what? He said, your license is suspended. I said, for what? He said, I don't know, it doesn't tell me, but your license is suspended,

step out of the car. I was like, great. just when I was on my way to make Rock Nation crumble, I'm going to miss this meeting. Get out and I was like, light bulb. I have the pod fans card. Hold on, sir.

Can I just grab something real quick out of my car? Why does that ever happen for a black guy? If I did that, y'all would have been wearing me on a t-shirt today. If you guys think you're going to get an argument out of me that we have different experiences with the police, I'm not going to argue with you whatsoever. Yes, I'm aware that I have the privilege that I can go, hey, officer, when you're not looking

and your back has turned, do you mind if I go reaching my glove box? I'm aware that that is a privilege that I own. So I give him that, and I could see he was kind of tight because I think he was kind of excited about, you know, his right before holiday collar. I could see it in his face like, all right, code blue or whatever, blue code of honor, whatever the fuck they do. White guy, I'm assuming?

Yeah. And he's like, who's the family member? and I was like my stepbrother because this has a different last name. Yeah. Like stepbrother. And he's like, all right. See that Burger King right there?

Oh my God, that works. Pull right over there. I'm not even looking. Pull right over there. Park and call a tow truck. I'm not going to sit here and wait. I'm not going to watch to see if you do it. Even if you pulling that tunnel,

I don't give a fuck. But if I catch you driving, I'm going to arrest you immediately. So I pulled that shit right into that Burger King parking lot and called a fucking Uber. But now, later, find out. My license is suspended because I didn't take an eye exam. Oh, really? They do that now?

I'm sure you got mail about it. Probably went to your mom's house, but I'm sure you got my exam. I was like, what the fuck? That's what it was? Sounds like a Democrat move. Democrats don't want you to see things. Oh, that's true. Yeah, you're right about that. But yeah, long story long, thank you to that pod fan because you did save me from having to get my car towed by the police and a possible You know, long fucking day. See, now I got to do some shit to use mine to see if it works for me.

You need to, yes, you need to take a passive vision test to renew your driver's lessons in New York State. You can do electronically or mail it, but yeah. So, uh, Loyon scheduled me at like lens crafters tomorrow. You got to go to Lynch crafters? Oh my God. Some shit he scheduled me in. You know, Claire and get your ears pierce.

Like, you don't get a tattoo on the way out. going like this in lens crafter that looks like an eye stop shaming lens crafters i'm just saying having to go to lens crafters because your license is suspended is fucking crazy like i gotta go where oh my god i've had my license since i was 17 i don't remember ever doing an eye exam i didn't want in school maybe is that why because in high school we were required to do those like once you should have had to do one when you applied for your license i don't remember we should do it okay but we should do it test right now. See if you fail.

Let's pull it up. Rory always does complain. As long as I don't have to read. Like, I can just do the letters. I don't say you complain that he can't read. You can pull up the I exam chart. I'm going to pull it out. All right, cool. Well, let me fail. Give me a challenge.

Which line you want me to do? Zoom out. Zoom out? What the fuck? I thought that was regulation. Well, I'm be zoomed in a little bit. How is this regulation in any way? All right. I can do line seven. Cover one eye, nigger. Sorry.

I like it. Go ahead, Roy. F-E-L-O-P-Z-D. Okay, the line where I read is 2025 vision line 7. Let's go to 2020. Go to the one below it, 2020 vision. Oh, good luck with that.

No, like the one right below the one you just did, not the tiny, tiny ones. Do number row eight. Cover eight. You can't look about it. D-E-J-F-G-T-C? Oh, you had like two mistakes. Or two or three.

So am I allowed to fucking drive through the Holland Tunnel? Not anymore. I mean, yeah, about 2025, so yeah. And that's also, I have these lights. Let's bear that in mind. It's tough to see this. I'm pretty much, I'm 2020 is what we can all agree. All of us can agree, right?

The test says you have to be at row 5, 2040. That's all it takes to drive. No wonder my grandfather guys. is license at fucking 97 years old. Yeah, I think I'm like 20. That's all it takes to drive is that line? Yeah. I'm like 2070.

That's pretty crazy. 20, 50. I have really bad eyesight. Yeah, I'm 2070. I have really bad eyesight. Like, I'm like 2070, 2050. It's terrible eyesight. 2070.

Let me see your phone. You ain't no damn 2070. You have the big ass text. You ain't changed the font on your phone. You ain't 2070. I have contact lenses in. Oh, you do? Yeah, I didn't know you with contact.

I wear glasses sometimes. I wear contact. I wear contact. know you're all If I take the contact lenses out I won't be able to get out this door like I am blind blind This is how I know the government

does not care about us whatsoever Passing line 5 to be able to drive a car Instead of having to yearly take like a reaction test Or an awareness test Is fucking insane Yeah A reaction test would annoy me too To like every year after a new reaction time

But that's what I'm My license being suspended for Because I can't read that big ass letter To drive a car Well test how quick I can hit the brake It's like, please just test my awareness, let alone what fucking small letters I can read. Speaking of testing awareness, Papoose and Remy Ma have been on the timeline. Papoose, Pat Pooos.

And I don't know if Remy, listen, Remy love RIMB.S. We love Papp too. Love Papp. But I don't know if Remy want to talk too spicy to Clarissa. I don't want to see, I definitely don't want to see no more Netflix specials. And we had Jake Tyson. We don't need Ma and Shields. We don't need that.

Ma. Ma and Shield. We don't want to see Ma and Shields. Like, oh, we're not watching that. Didn't they say come February? Well, DeMaris, give the backstory of what's been going on because this is unfolding as we're recording. Okay. So the backstory is, well, we've talked on our podcast before when it was alleged that Remy was

messing with Easy, Little Easy to Black Captain. Don't call him Lou. The Black Captain? The Black Captain. He's Easy the Black Captain. His name's easy to. I thought it was Lil. It's not a little easy to walk?

There's a little easy E. Okay. I think you combine too. All right, cool. Easy to block captain, who is a bearded battle rapper. All right, man. See, this is why we can't let the Marriss do our titles. We can let her do the descriptions on the DSBs no more.

Like, look what she took. He's a bearded battle rapper. As opposed to who, move? Yeah, like, what? Anyway. As opposed to every battle rapper period. No, he's a bearded battle rapper. He wears a cap.

in black. The marriage. So the URL. Every nigga and battle rep has a beard and wears that. So king of the dot. When I was describing him,

they knew who I was talking about. Because his beer take up his whole entire it only lips poke out his beard. Oh, that's drawn on or something. I'm not shitting on him either. Like, shout out to him. So we love him.

So he was accused of messing with Remedy. We love him. And the, are you guys going to let me get the story? Yes, I'm sorry. What the fuck? No, your explanation is hilarious. That's why we keep stopping. It was a.

that Papoose knocked him out and there was like this whole big story going on. He was sleeping with Papoose's wife. Papu's knocked him out, whatever. That was a whole thing. I remember somebody said it in a battle rap. Remney was standing right there. Didn't convince, didn't say anything. Who was that? Easy versus, um, was it good? Was it?

Did that whole breakdown? Sorry to all the real battle rap fans that are screaming at their speakers right now. We are novice fans. But yes, there was a battle where third round, this gentleman ate up Easy and Remi in front of their faces about their relationship, going back to love and hip hop when it was Black Love, when it was Pap and Remi. And yeah, it was one of those rounds.

Damn, remember Black Love when they was on their Black Love? Yeah, had the Merchant on it. The Golden Child and shit. You had a hat that said Black Love on. I did, yeah. So. So now what's going on is Remmy Ma has called out Clarissa Shields, basically saying, bitch, you was sleeping around with my husband and you was trying to hide it.

You was on the phone with him, heard my voice, hung up with your scary ass, you're so tough. Your publicity team is putting out fake stories about me yada yada Clarissa Shields is basically like Remy Hold on on baby D because you said

some words that ain't in there What the far are you talking about? Is it Clarissa or Clarissa? You said this bitch Remy ain't used that word She put it in the caption Oh in the caption okay And I mean I feel like Remy's probably used

that word before Yeah Oh no Rima's used that word before I just don't know if she's ever spoken to the champion of the world Clarissa Shields She says she hung up when she heard it was her on the phone Whatever

She's basically saying She's saying girl like Like that shit, like she just basically, yeah, dumbass, fell asleep on the phone with Clarissa Shills laying in my house. He refused to leave. This bitch supposed to be a world champion boxer and her scary ass hung up soon as she heard my voice. Now I'm telling everything. Oh, and baby girl, you're not the only one. So, but first of all, don't tell him your baby father that he got to his girlfriend that he got more than one chick.

That's hay in. Damn, REM. That's what she did? Blocking, Rem. Don't do that. So then Pat Booz is saying, uh, sucks to, oh, sad to say that Remi Ma is. is a narcissist. Sorry, I couldn't see for that angle.

She chose to cheat repeatedly now that I finally moved on. She's playing a victim. I've requested a divorce numerous times. She'd rather clout chase on social media than handle this like civilized adults. I did not want to do the social media foolishness for the sake of my six-year-old baby. She has to go back to school. As you can see, I remain quiet throughout this all. So Papp is basically saying like he wants to get the fuck away from Remy.

She's been cheating with Easy Boy to Block Captain. You changed his name. Every time you said it. Easy Boy, the Block Captain. That shit long. Why would you make it? You could have just been eased. Chef Boyar Block.

Like, what is his name? Chef Boyar Block is funny. Easy, the train conductor. Cleverson and Shane, you have two boyfriends. Like, it's just them going back and forth. Papp said he wanted divorce. Papp said, Remi won't give him a divorce unless he lie and say that he didn't knock out. Easy E to Block Captain.

Easy is saying, Pap, you scary, you lying. You didn't knock me out. You snuck me. Pap is posting pictures are easy. All right. What does you snuck me? Because if I sneak you and I still knock you out, I knock you. You did not.

See, that's my thing. You can have an issue with me. be like, yo, you snuck me. You snuck me. And there's nothing wrong. People get snuck every day. I've been snuck. But you still got knocked out.

Yeah. You still got put to sleep. But if you sneak someone, I don't think you could really brag. Like, yo, I really knocked him out. Yeah, no, you snuck him. Yeah. But he still fell. Yeah, you still went to sleep.

So, Pap was saying that he didn't knock him out because he was sleeping with Remy. He knocked him out because he shook his hand and then slept with Remy, which I can respect. And Papu's, I don't. Wait, what? Oh, like he met him, said what's up to? them. First of all, which we go by that rule often on this podcast.

If somebody fuck your girl, you can't be mad at them. Like, your girl got fucked. You can't be mad at him at all. But if that's somebody that knows you and speaks with you, shakes your hand and then fucks your girl, now I have an issue with you. You could never have an issue with the dude

for fucking your girl yet. Issue should be with your girl. So is it, so, so Pap is saying Remy cheated with... Yes. Yes. Yeah. And his only issue with Easy is They were associates to some degree.

Like, don't shake my hand and then go fuck my wife. Yeah. Which I think is very fair. And Pap, you could say a lot about Papoose. I don't know him, but he's never come across, like, as a liar to me. I think that's why a lot of people have weird perceptions of Pap, because he always kind of tells the truth, even if it's him in a bad light. Yeah.

Like, Pap to me, he's not a liar. So I took his caption. That kind of checks out to me for what we've known the past year and a half. Damn, so it's really, so the whole black love movement is over then. No. They was holding it. Rem and Pat was the ones holding the black love. I mean, they weren't my shining example of black love, but.

How? He held her down. She went to jail for some years. He held it down. I don't think that, you know, I don't like to equate black love with, like, struggle and violence. No, no, they don't. But I'm just saying, like, they was, you know, he was the, he was showing like, nah, I'm going to hold my queen down.

Like, we've never, I don't, we've never seen that. It's always the other way around. It's always the guy goes to jail. And the girl holds him down, I. Mariah the scientist with Doug. We've never seen it to weird how they're doing.

Huh? I just wonder how they're doing. We haven't heard from them in a while. They're great. Probably the best they've ever been. Like where is he? Fucking Mariah the scientist.

You know what he? I could guess. I could take one guess a week of like a polka nose chilling because he can't go to Atlanta unless like someone died. He can't go to Metro Atlanta. Yeah, well he just

and we'll get back to that thing. But he did just file something to go to Atlanta, I think four times a year or something like that to be able to get his affairs in order and see family. He did file something.

Starting in 2027, he's allowed to visit if he does this and then we're not going to read all that. Okay, that's it. That was a good enough update. I mean, if it was Black Love at the time, was it not real? I'm not saying it wasn't real. I'm just saying, like, I don't think it dies with them. No, I'm not saying it dies with them,

but they were the outside looking in. It was Barack and Michelle, then it was Pap and Rim. I agree with that fully. I do agree with that fully. Y'all remember that era. Come on. I'm not going to, you know what I mean? It was Barack, Michelle. rap?

Same thing. Remium and Pap. Yeah. Then it went to Ben and J-Lo. I don't know if you went to them. Like,

I don't know if that's, I don't know if that's black love, but okay. Yeah. Well, I guess if he's dressed up as Batman as black love.

Yeah. Blackface. And J-Lo uses the N-word. Imagine if Ben was like in the house when J-Lo came home and he was in that

character? As Batman, it had the full suit off. I fuck. That's probably sexy. If I'm playing Batman, there's no way I'm not fucking my life.

You gotta clap in that suit. With the whole makeup and everything. Do you know how heavy that suit is? I'm a try it once? Part of it, yeah. He could later. Just flap the cape out. Flap the cape out. You heard you said. Flap the cape out. Did you have a Batman suit on?

Just relax. Brut ass. Bringing up old shit, bro. Oh, you was Batman. Wish you a Superman or whatever? You was Batman. You was naked Batman. Just bring up old shit. Pap, go get your queen back, man.

Knock that nigga out again. It's over. No, just be happy with your new girl. Yeah, he got a new girl. He does. Who's his new girl? Clarissa Shields. Oh, yeah, that's right.

Yeah, also, I don't think, yeah, Remy, stay away. That girl, she could knock you out clean. So Clarisha Shields is a world champion boxer. She's a two-time Olympic medalist. Yeah, she's the one. Remy has been on record by the state of New York by not being able to miss. I mean, if you're a show. Yeah, she found a Bronx.

And that was her friend. Kill my friend over a band and, like, if I kill my friend over a band, I'd definitely to kill my baby father. Or shoot my friend over a band. band, I definitely shoot a bitch over my baby father. She saw someone over a band. Yeah. It was the principal. Allegedly. Allegedly. We don't even know.

Yeah. Allegedly. She already did the time. Yeah, it seems like they know. There's funny people doing time for something they didn't do. She is. She was framed. A lot of niggas did. They did too. Free Remy. Well, she's free now. So, yes. Either way, well, she's not free from the turmoil of her relationship.

Clarissa says she wants to fire. Clarissa says she said she wants to set it up. That wouldn't be fair at all. Yeah, she said, I think she said, I think she put a date. February 10th or something next year. See, now stop. See, because this goes back to what I just told you earlier. All of this is a publicity stunt. Well, if I was a professional fighter, I would be out here saying bitch fight me too. I agree. Yeah, but not to somebody that ain't a fighter.

Remy's upset bitch playing all this tough card thing. Fine, let's fight. Yeah, but you got to laugh at that when you're a world champion fighter. She is like, let's do it. Yes, that's the way. But if you go on the internet and say, I hung up the phone when you heard her voice because I was scared or whatever, okay, let's fight then. You introduced this

I'm being scared thing. I didn't bring this to the table. We can't, all right, we can't let that happen. She's a boxer from Flint, Michigan. We can't let Remy. It's a whole bite from the Bronx. We can't be hydrated and angry. We can't let Remy getting that ring.

She hasn't had good water in the ring ever. We can't let Remy get in the ring with her, man. We can't do that. We don't want that to happen. Of course, and I don't want Remy to shoot her. I don't want any violence. I think, I hope this is a rollout by Mona Scott. Now, yeah, if I see y'all on loving hip hop next season,

I got to end. And applaud the rollout. I'm not tuning in. I'm not watching that shit. what if they did like a Brady bunch type thing where they all lived in the same house? What they need to do is put Clarissa on on bad girls and baddies just beat up everybody. Let Clarissa walk through that front door and watch how to make to start running like a pit bull just walking. Nobody want to flight.

Not even United Healthcare would cover that in the turmoil they're in to get some money back up. Nobody want to fight. You put Clarissa Shields in that baddies house. Everybody going to their room. Go to sleep. Clarissa's downstairs. Nobody go to the kitchen. Do we have any footage of her fighting?

Clarissa? Which one you want? This is on YouTube. Putting bitches to sleep, straight up. All right. We all have egos and a bit of bravado, especially when it comes to things we're passionate about. What happens when you find out your ex-partner's new partner is lethal in the ring?

You stay away from the ring. Do I want them back? Let's just say there's some back and forth. You share children. so no matter what this new person is going to be in your life, your child's life, and you don't really approve. Does your tone change a bit? Because I'll be the first person here to admit that mine would. I know everyone else here is going to lie.

No. Mine would change a bit. If my baby mom's new boyfriend is a world champion UFC fighter, like say she's dating Johns Jones. She has a type. Are you kidding me? That was a joke because they're not. I get it. I get it.

I was trying to compliment him. Yeah. Oh my God. Sorry, we're watching. She's murdering this girl. There's some. This is no. Oh, my God.

Punch from the hip for sure. She punched from the hip. What if you put, okay, hypothetically speaking, put them both in a ring, Remy and Clarissa. I don't think we should. Remy gets a gun with one bullet. Yo, what the fuck? Do we take?

I'm just saying, but like she, okay, the gun is in another corner. Clarissa can never touch the gun. She can't use the gun. She can just use her hand. Remy has to get to the gun. Remy has to get to the gun. This saw a game, this saw-ass game. Just boxing up.

Or fight. If Remedy could fight, just fight. If it's like UFC-style fighting, I'm not taking Remy. But boxing, Remy might be able to find a way to that gun. UFC, she's just going to tackle Remy. I see what you're saying, because Clerson wouldn't be able to use your legs. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it'd be tough. I would go with a gun. And this is horrible to even make the scenario.

I don't want anyone to harm each other. No, Netflix should make it a thing. Put the gun in the course? Yeah. Dana White's new Avenger Gun in the corner Not even anything crazy Just gun in the corner

Coin flip or who can go after it Rory to answer your question And this is not a good thing I'm so much of like A crash out And my ego is so insane I would probably just talk spicier Like I don't get you

I bitch you can fight so What's up like that's I'll take the knockout And everything I don't care But I can't have you think out Pussy Just because you can fight I've done that and I've taken the knockout before, but not when I had to go back to the house.

Like, if he's living now where your child is, like that one night, it's like, because I've been drunk, said some shit I shouldn't have said, tried to squabble and I lost. Yeah. Didn't matter. Never saw that person again. Took my L's, took my thumps. Went home.

Yeah. It's cool. Now I'm going to go back to the house where my daughter is. Yeah. I'm not going to talk spicy. And it's crazy. We are going to find a civil way to solve this. As adults.

That's all I've been on this whole time. I didn't even know why you were talking spicy. Especially if your kids see you get knocked out. That'd be tough. Man, Amaro see you get knocked out where she's never washing dishes again. You got to die. Yeah, that'd die. My kids see me get knocked out, you got to die.

Yeah, I'm Aaron. What's worse? Your daughter seeing you get knocked out or your son seeing you get knocked out? Your son. No way. Your son. Your daughter see you get knocked out? You protect her.

You're like the biggest protector in the world to your daughter. Yeah. Your daughter see somebody put you to sleep? Nah, fam. Nah. But daughters are... She's coming home late every night. One is more...

Your daughter coming home late every night after that. That would crush your daughter for your son. Now he could probably feel like he could talk a little different to you. Yeah, that's the thing like... Which is, okay, you could fix that. A girl wouldn't change it. Your daughter realizing she's not safe is rough. Yeah.

If I seen a dude knock out my dad, I would be so like just scared and upset, but it wouldn't change the way I look at my dad. You would cry? If I seen a man knock out my dad, I don't like when my dad argues with people I cry. Yeah, I don't like that I'm always, I'm a girl, it's my dad I don't like that Yet you argue with everyone else

Now I see where it's down Yeah, I don't, I'm very overprotect My dad has been like in arguments With like my uncles or something And he'd get up, stand up and get in somebody face And like I jump up with him like I don't You start crying No, I start squaring up

I don't understand if it's your uncle Like you start crying I don't fuck with my uncles like that Um Just to back to them real quick Clarissa is 15 fights 15 wins Three by knockout Oh, you thought somebody beat Clarissa show?

And her MMA record is, she also does MMA guys. Her MMA record is two and one, and she has five gold medals, starting in London 2012. She's a fighter. She's, uh, I got her. Yeah. I'll take the, with the gun, I'm still taking to her. Yeah, but gun in the corner? Gun in the corner, I'm still going to go, Clarissa.

I don't know, man. If M.M.A rules. Remedy from the Bronx, man. Remy from the Bronx. Yeah. Remy undefeated in Greenhaven. Yeah. In Clinton, Correctional.

Castle Hill, she undefeated. Castle Hill and Castle Hill Rim is undefeated so And Castle Hill is terrifying That's some of the most projecty projects I've ever been

Castle Hill? Yes Oh my God Terrifying And across the street It's like somewhat okay apartments that make you feel safe Yeah like when you start going

Like a couple blocks away It's like that's nice in the neighbor Now go through blocks that way Don't make that left And see how they give it up over there Yeah Yeah they give it up on the hill Yeah

Well I really hope No Violence does come from this from all black love all parties all on all black love i don't want easy and pap not that i would ever have a say in that but for what like yeah man all black love man let's go on 25 with all black love should you talk about a massacre oh well this is just spit all over the mic oh my god well this this woman's this woman spit over a hundred mics yeah she's spent on one mic's yeah it's what yo sorry you okay now like i it was like a he started laughing and literally just drooled like

all over the fucking money. Because he was one of he was 98. I wish. No. No. No. You definitely participate.

If I was number one, yeah, I would check it out. I would check it out. She was going on. What are they doing it here? What are they doing it here? What's this line for?

This is the bathroom. Lily Phillips, uh, an only fans girl had a goal of sleeping with, I'm sorry, an only fans model, a professional of the arts. Mattress actress.

Um, wanted to go. for a record the way that all greats in their field she's a real porn start all right she is the Kanye West she is the Steve Jobs

the Walt Disney the Elon Musk of only fan models she wanted to go to Mars and her version of that is sleeping with 100 guys in one day her goal eventually

is a thousand but she just wanted to test the waters the way Elon's sending the rocket up to come back down you gotta see what's up that's his hundred guys yeah yeah

thousand is Mars 100 is just the rocket coming back got you so Lily right That's her name? Lily Phillips.

She fucked 100 guys in one day. Look at this. And then they shot like a little mini documentary. There's the cover. They shot a mini documentary and a clip already came out where she started to break down in tears a bit after the traumatic experience of 100 penises entering inside of her within the span of 24 hours. So it wasn't like full on sex. They just had how long with her? It was, I think, I would believe no more.

I think in this clip she says, more than five minutes. And she said, Oh, that's sex. Damn. It got to a point where, how many minutes are in a day? It got to a point where she was,

uh, some guys, she wasn't giving them the full five. And they would say, hey, like, no, like I'm finishing my,

a lot of time. And then this is when she started breaking down and crying. She's like, it got to a point where like, I know what's, I know that I'm aware of the situation. I know I'm having sex.

I know I'm kind of being used right now. But she goes, I still felt obligated to fulfill what I had, what they agreed or what they thought they were getting a, Yeah, so she was going through like this like mind fuck in real time while just more guys were coming in and out of the room. That's, um, first of all, that's bad management. Like, who's her team?

Who decided for five minutes? I, I didn't even know that fact. I assumed it was like, 45 seconds. Not even. We're just going to try to do some content here. Enter. Yeah, just penetrate her and get out. Penetrate and leave is what I thought she was trying to go with her.

That's what I thought. Five minutes is six. But that's why I find it for you with ball. Yeah, honestly. Your girl would 100% have a body if she said a dick. entered her. That'd be a body to you. Don't say five minutes makes it sex. No, but I'm saying, I know how you think? Of course. If a girl, how do you think? If a girl said, now he just stuck his penis in me for 12 seconds. That would be a body, man. Exactly.

Why you said, how I think? I think every man thinks like, because you were like, well, how long was it? If somebody stuck their dick inside of her, that would be considered sex. Yeah, but I didn't know that it was for five minutes. That's long. That's like, you can switch positions. That's a regular sex. Yeah, like, you're switching positions with five minutes. So that's what I'm like, I thought she was literally just trying to make Guinness Book of World Record shit, yeah. Yeah, enter inside of me and then, you know, thank you. Exit, sign a waiver.

And everybody's laughing at her. And it's like they think she's crying because she fucked 100 guys. And I don't think it's the number of guys she fucked. I think it's that like Julian said, they were just even though I'm letting you do this, you're still disrespecting me and not listening to what I'm saying. They were nut in her eyes. Even though she took, that's her eyes already. They were telling, she was telling people not the nut in my face.

All right, wait a minute, wait a minute, wait a minute. That's not why her eyes are red. Her eyes are red because she's crying. Her eyes were right before she started crying. Well, nut and tears. Probably a bad, man. Did she say her eyes were, we're, I haven't seen that, but I'm sure someone nutted on her face.

I didn't make that up. Yes, you did it. Tamara, show me where she said that. You got a laptop. That clip she didn't say in that clip. She said in the doc. In this one, I'm about the play. You watch the whole doc?

I do want to watch it. The doc's not her getting fucked. It's like the before and after. Somebody already. Who has a tape? The tone of this, but just listen to the tone, because this is, I think, where a lot of the discussion kind of stems from. When was the last time you ate? Wild question. A yum yum. I think I had a yum and I think had a sandwich and that was kind of, and then the rest of it's not for the weak girls. If I'm honest, it was hard. Paul, she was sucking dick too. She swallowed a lot of cum, yeah. So Damara's probably right. Someone definitely nutted on her face. We don't hit the toilet seat. You think. we're going to only come and everything. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Keep playing. I'm sorry. I didn't, okay, yeah. I don't know if I'd recommend it. Why not? I think if you're a different type of girl, it's very like, it's kind of like being a problem in a sense of like, it's just a different feeling.

I don't know how to explain it, like. It's not like just having someone. Yeah, yeah, just one in one out, like it feels intense. Like more intense than he's all. it might. Definitely. It's like mechanical. Like she's being used.

She's like a product at that point. You're not a person. You're being used as a product. She's, she's into porn. She's a product. It's different. No,

that's definitely different. That's definitely different. That's definitely different. Like pulling up to a shoot, fucking guy for like two, three hours and then going home knowing it's a paid gig, whatever. I get it.

This got her a lot of exposure and like whatever. But the like the physical act of going through that has to be. I mean, look at it. I would imagine. She's a product. She's a product. Why are you getting past that? She's definitely a product.

She's not a product. She's a human being. Yeah. For what she's doing, she's a product. She's into the porn business. If she goes on set right now, she is the talent for the day, right? Yes. Are you a product?

Of my environment, yeah. Yes, this is a product. When we speak, we are being a product, for sure. I think you guys are misunderstanding what Mall is really getting at. No, we're not saying she's not a huge. human being, she's her body for sex. But her work is sex. So her sex becomes a product. Yes. When Willow Ryder, who we love and want her on the show. When she shows up to do a job after signing a contract, that is her product. Just because she's having sex, now of a sudden it's

not? Yeah. That's not fair, Rory. No, because there's a world in acting in film. We hear horror stories when actors go on shoots to shoot films for months. Even though they say the contract, they make $20 million, they still can have horrible experiences on set, how they're treated. It's not sexual trauma, but just because you agreed to do something and even if there's a lot of money involved, doesn't mean that trauma can't come from the experience itself. I'm not saying that it can't. The ball is not wrong in saying that this is her product. This is what she's selling.

She's selling this. Yes. I'm the same way an actor sells something. Yes, traumatic things can happen on set. Fucking Alec Baldwin killed somebody. I'm not saying things can't happen on set. Clean. But to say that they were not making a product to sell is fucking insane.

She's saying that. You guys. She's making a product to sell. It does not make her the product. Are you seeing what I'm saying? The product right now is the podcast. I'm not a business man. I'm a businessman.

Like what are we talking about? Yes, this is the same thing. She's a brand. A brand and a product are two completely different things. They can be one and the same. Yeah, they are. They can be one and same. The brand is Pepsi.

The product is soda. The brand is Lily Phillips. The product is her. She is creating a product. She is not the product. And I think that that's important. No, God created her product. You guys are not a product.

This podcast is the product that you guys create. Your creators. You are not a product. Are you seeing what I'm saying? If you are a bodybuilder and make a ton of money as a bodybuilder, what is your product? What do you mean? What is your product? If people are paying you to go to fucking strong man championships and all that shit, what is

your product that you're selling? You're a body. No, it's not. she's selling her body she's also selling her body so like what do we talk that's the product I know I don't want anyone to harm her sexually and not do anything that she didn't agree to you guys are missing the point her pussy is her product yes okay we can agree to disagree to that and move on wait you think her pussy is not the product no I don't think that her pussy is a product what do you don't think no one should violate her product she just like she just like she just said

she said well this felt like being a prostitute and I think that's why because because Listen to shut. Let me talk. Because like prostitutes, there's no connection in prostitution, which is what Julian was bringing up earlier. There's no, in prostitution, you are actually selling your body for this person to do whatever they want. Is a prostitute? What is the product you selling? When you are a porn star, let me talk.

When you are a porn star, you have creative control over certain things. When you're on set, and I can only imagine, when you're on set doing things with another actor, there's a connection that you guys build because you're spending time together and you're agreeing. You're taking breaks and things like that. You think it because the cameras. The other person does not just have freedom

to do whatever the fuck they want to you when you are on a porn set. Now with this, even though she was creating porn because the sheer amount of people she had to go through, there was not the amount of creative control. She was not in control like she is or like the team behind her is

when she's filming a porno. That's why she says she felt like a prostitute and instead of feeling like she was providing a service and being paid for it. She felt like she was being used. And even though this was her idea, you can still get to the point where did everything Demer said.

It's like, okay, like, I know that I agree to this. I came up with this concept. But now she's like, well, shit, I have to fulfill all these guys want me to do this out in the 30. Even though I don't want to. And mentally I may be tapped out at number 30.

I, she says like, and I may be this clip I'm about to play where it's like she kicks in and she's like, fuck. Like, I owe these guys this because this is what I promised them. So now she's kind of toggling with that as well. As opposed to a prostitute, which I

disagree with Demaris holdheartedly. I don't think if someone pays a prostitute they now own her for the night and can do whatever the fuck they want to her. I don't think that whatsoever. It depends. I think a prostitute should have a bunch of rights and if she feels uncomfortable, should stop. Yes, we all have

a dream world for a prostitution. Thank you so much. With that said, what would be the difference here? Anyone with a logical brain signing up to fuck 100 guys with 100 different personalities without a background check, without security, all of that. How do we think this is going to work?

This isn't victim blaming. This is a fucking woman that did some dumb shit. No, nobody's saying that she didn't do some dumb shit. Yeah, we're not calling her a hero. No. But I said she's not a product. I don't think that she is. She definitely one million percent is a product.

That's what she's trying to tell. No, because. She didn't think she was a product. She found out she's a product. Y'all are missing the point of the people that are, she thought she was. A nice lady from. London. She had a yum yum and a sandwich. You were the sandwich and a yam,

yam, miss. Go ahead, DeMir. My point was that I don't know whether she charged these men or not. I don't think that she did. Yeah, I don't think that she did. When you're paying for something, if you say, yo, $100 for a blowjob, $50 for a hand job, then that is a product because those people are giving you money for that product. She gave people an opportunity for her to make money off of something else and create her own thing. So it wasn't like they went and bought and paid and thou they're, they're entitled to this because this is what they paid for. That's not what happened. See, and that's why you got to have unions

because those gentlemen should absolutely be paid if she's putting that content up on OnlyFans and she runs up $5 million. They were paid in pussy. Y'all like to think pussy's a payment. It ain't. For niggas who will go and slide their dick into somebody being number 49 within the past

40 minutes, yes. Crazy green. Crazy is a payment to them. Is there a line? Yes. There was some footage. that show like you could just see guys lining up. Do you think friendships were formed? Probably. There's probably like some guys that are friends now. Lifelong friendships.

So we're you from? Yeah. So when you finished? Yeah. Let's go get some. I mean, naturally you just chat in line. Yeah, yeah. I'm not even 11 probably hit it off.

There's one more clip I wanted to see because she, there's a little more context too that she provides. I think sometimes like feeling so like robotic. Like by the, I think like the 30th, you know, like when we're getting on a bit, I've got like a routine of like how we're going to do this. Like, it just, sometimes you'd like disassociate and be like, you know, like, it's not like normal things at all. In my head right now, I can think of like five, six guys, ten guys that I remember. And that's it.

But it's just, I don't know, it's just weird, isn't it? Like, if I didn't, if I didn't have the videos, I wouldn't have known I've done 100, you know? But yeah. I think that was kind of the hard part is like conversing with them. and like when they'd kind of be like oh like we've only had two minutes or three minutes and you said five on the message

did someone say that to you? Yeah and obviously it just makes it feel so bad do you think you should feel bad about that? No I guess when you've probably something to people who support you it's kind of hard to let them down

but it's up to you right like when you know yeah yeah so essentially these are fans of her See that public post about it. Yeah. The screening process, I believe, was just a photo and an SCD result panel.

That is sick. And then from that, she selected 100 people. Yeah, but don't get this to say, we're not standing up her. She was a fucking idiot. I was about saying, you know me for real. Like, jokes aside, do you view me as a victim blamer ever? All the time. On this podcast or in real life? Real life.

A victim blamer? No. Rory has had his victim blaming moment. This woman is not a victim. No, she's not. Nobody should even sign up to talk to 100 people in one day. Like, this is stupid. But I don't think she was trying to post herself as a victim.

Like, why would you even do this? This is crazy. Yeah. But what did you think the result was going to be? Sometimes people do, again, I think the ultimate addiction here is. I also don't think this is real, by the way. I don't think she fucked on her guys. I think this is all fake.

I said that. Just for the conversation. I'm having it. I think this is one thousand. If it's a video, if it's a video, I wonder where that is. All right, Peach. 900 in one day?

I know. I think it was 900 or something like that. A day and 900 and a day. What is it? Like the convention center and guys were just lined up. Damn. PussyCon. At Javitt.

He said at Javid center. He said that was the car show. It was the DNC. It was at the 4040 club anniversary. I thought that was Michael Ruben with the fanatics. I didn't know that that was the fucking. Koochikon is crazy. Coochic.

Coochicard But if you think about that There would be 900 men That just have like something in common Like a deep dart secret That they don't even tell their families 900 men Fucked one woman in one day

That is crazy Special bond Wow You know how many people that is How many stories In life journeys that is? That is crazy 900 people

Yeah that's wild Yeah I think we need to We need I don't know We need to protect our Only Mains girls from protect your loins. That's the problem. Too many women out here, your loins is unprotected. You're just giving your

loins to everybody. Oh, you how many demons? At least 17 of them niggas was haunted. Yeah. Now you got haunted. 17. Hunted energy all in your demon in your loins. Any guy that was... I think 99 out of the hundred probably had demons. I think one guy was probably just like, ha, this would be hilarious

out of like good fun. The other 99 have demons. It was like five Julians in there and the rest were demons. That's craziness. To even sign up for that. Yeah. Well, Lily Phillips will find your content soon. I won't.

Hopefully we'll... We don't watch this shit. Will we... Right before we leave. Yeah, we gotta watch it. I'd watch the first three just to see the vibe. I'd watch like the first three

and the vibe. Julian wants to see the vibe. I do like the first three and then like... They don't even have candles lit in there. That's because he's not a binge watcher. He watched three. Then he'd go do some errands. Yeah, come back.

Yeah. an episode guy. I let that shit play in the background. Yeah. She said around 30 or so is when she started to feel the difference. I want to start at the beginning and then see how her tone changed at 32, 33 and then go to the end and see like how weathered and distorted she looks. They should make each guy walking with like a headband like the ninja turtles with their number on it. Do you think there's a guy in the corner is clicking?

Like, you know, like a clicker. Like a clicker like, all right, four. Whose job is that? Who's counting? Who's the counter? And I'm sure these guys are like overly perverted guys that think like strippers like them. How many guys walked out of the room like, oh, she loved it. I might bag her.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. She's definitely texting me later. Yeah, I fucked the shit out of. I told her that. No, you do. The ego check for her to say I only remember four or five of them. Oh, my God. Well, all of them think it was done.

You know, those guys are home. Like, clearly me. Clearly. I'm not at her eyes. That's why she didn't remember everyone because, you know, I fucked her so well. Yeah. That's what they were. But I guarantee every dude in there was trying to be remembered.

Like, probably going mad. Oh, yeah. Doing mad. Nobody fucks to me not remembered, Tamara. Every naked ass fuck. He's hoping. He's hoping. He's remembered.

How many of them do you think were virgins? I take, I actually completely disagree. I think most of them were virgins. They're like weird only fans. Like Reddit. No, those guys, they pay for pussy those guys though. Them nutting is crazy.

Wait. Actually nutting is crazy. Also, I highly doubt we're saying, we're assuming everyone bad at a thousand. We're assuming everyone got it up and everyone performed. There's no way. That's why I think this is fake. They were all lined up and you can see like they show the line. What are they fluffing themselves in the hallway?

Like and they're all on packs. I'm gonna say like there's no way every single guy got it up and fucked her. And she probably had like security in the room. There's no way there's not other people in the room. Like yeah, like how many of those guys, no one that has done that fucked under those circumstances. So talk about stage fright. You know there's a hundred people behind this wall. You know there's a fucking cameraman right there.

There's probably the clicker guy. And then you have her covered. come already on a bed. I'm not going to get hard in that situation. And lighting, too. Yeah, studio lighting. Like, no. I fucked like two girls and I couldn't even do that in that situation.

I beat off in the dark. Those are your own demons. Julian beats over the dark so he can guess who did it. It's only the PlayStation light. I sit on my hand till it goes numb. Yo, this dude is sick. He tries to fantasize which one of his plants is jerking him all.

Who did that? He wake up, hit the light and say, who touched me? To the monocera? All right. All right, bro. I don't like how

this always ends up on me. You said I jack off in the dark. Like, you do that out there. But you do that out there's no way. Let's say it's not 100 guys. I'm the only guy. It's still this scenario

of a girl that I wanted to fuck. But it has the lights. the bed security. There's no way I'm getting up. I was gonna ask you. You guys think you could fuck in like a studio under those circles? Not with the hunter guys all.

Just in general. I could fuck right here, depending on who game is. With us here? No, hell no. Yeah, we're saying like it would be a room

like a whole production. No, no, no, it's for only thing. It's a show basically. No. If Jesse Williams walking here right now.

I'm leaving. Y'all gonna see parts of my ass ass. Y'all ain't never seen. I'm cool. But first of all, it's different for men and women in that. Well,

not different, but we have to like actually get it up. Women don't have to get it up. Women do have the equivalent of getting it up. There's Lou. What's the equivalent of you get out? Just raise some shit on there. Y'all just flick that bean

until it gets sensitive and swollen and then what's the equivalent though? So you do know that, you probably don't know this, but like women have to be turned on to make penetration easier. I don't know that. But this is a performance.

Yeah. You got just remember your lines. Yeah. Do you know how tight pussy closes up when women aren't turned on? Like you know that the muscles relax when they're turned on. Yes.

Camaris. Okay, well, y'all are acting like y'all don't know that. So y'all are saying women don't have to be turned down for a second. I don't because I've never tried to enter a woman that wasn't turned on. Or relaxed. Put my head in there if I wanted to. What? Yo.

It's relaxed. Y'all hired him. No, I'm just saying like it's open. Fuck you looking at me for. Let's take a brain. All right. All right. All right.

All right. So Jamie Fox came back to, I guess, Hollywood, because he's been going, even, you know, kind of off the scene and, you know, recovering from him being sick. over the past couple years. So he came back. He has a new Netflix special called What Had Happened was and if you're a fan of Jamie Fox, I am, I think Jamie Fox has a classic

stand-up comedy with I Might Need Security. I think that's probably one of my favorite stand-up specials of all time. So what had happened was is on Netflix, Jamie Fox's testimony, if you will, on everything that happened because there's been a lot of talk about what his sickness was,

what happened to him over the last couple of weeks, weeks, you know, some videos dropped. I guess people were recording at the show. And, you know, he made a joke about, you know, Puffy is the one that poisoned him and got him sick. So there was a whole bunch of think pieces on social media people saying, oh, Jamie Fox says, you know, Puffy tried to kill him and Puffy poison him. It was part of a joke that people obviously didn't get because the special hadn't been out yet. So I watched it the other night. And I think I went into it with different expectations. I think I went into it with the same expectations of I might need security. I thought that was, I thought this special was going to be kind of like a part two to that.

So when I watched it the first time, it was, it was interesting. The angle was very different. It was more of a testimony. It was more of a try to make light of such a serious situation that he had went through as far as his health was concerned. Him speaking to, you know, him, holding on to his sense of humor, even in some of his most vulnerable moments of not being able to, you know, clean himself properly and not being able to bathe himself because he had suffered what he revealed to us as, I think people kind of knew, but he said he had a stroke. He suffered from a stroke. So if you ever had, you know, any members or friends that suffered a stroke, you know,

it completely, sometimes completely paralyzes them. They have to literally learn all of their, you know, mechanisms. and mechanics of how their body works and walk. Motor skills. Motor skills, all of that, all over again from scratch. So Jamie Fox had to go through that. And this special was a testimony to that, his journey through that, his journey back from that. So it wasn't full of funnies. It wasn't full of jokes.

It was him making light of the whole process, the thoughts he was having in those moments of him being, you know, an A-list, Hollywood. He is A-List, right? Would you agree? I would say so. Okay. him being an A-list Hollywood actor, being on top of the world, having access to, you know, homes and cars and all of this, and then being reduced to not even being able to wipe his own ass, which is, you know, as a grown man, that's some of the most humbling, you know, situation that you probably will ever go through, especially when you're an A-list celebrity as Jamie Fox. Now you have these nurses that are just coming in, bathing you completely naked. You take a shit. They have to wipe you. Like, you're like, you. You just felt like what he said, right, what he felt like was who am I. I don't even know who I am anymore.

I thought I was this big, you know, celebrity and now here I am in a hospital just trying to, you know, get back to my everyday normal life. So I watched it twice because, again, the first time it was kind of like, that wasn't what I was expecting. But then I watched it again and I understood it. It was very emotional. It was a few times where, you know, watching it, it appeared. as if he wasn't going to even be able to like make it through some of the set because, again,

he's reliving those most vulnerable times and the things he was thinking about. But overall, I enjoyed it for what it was. I went into it thinking it was going to be just a full-out laugh fest comedy special. Jamie Fox, one of the most talented, funniest guys in the industry that we've ever had in our culture. But this was a emotional, testimonial, you know, I'm just happy to be alive. I think this was filmed less than two blocks from the hospital. Yeah, in Atlanta. I think some of the staff was at the show.

Yep, they were there. He acknowledged that. So it was a very, it was a very emotional, emotional night for Jamie. I think that, you know, bare minimum, as we are a bare minimum, boys, I think that he was just happy to be back on stage, walking, talking, have all his motor skills. Yeah. He did a beautiful, a beautiful performance with his daughter. It was just an emotional night.

And I think that I went into it thinking it was going to be straight up. Oh, my God, Jamie is the funniest dude. And it wasn't that. It was an emotional testimonial. I'm just happy to be alive. I'm happy to be back in front of the people that love me. And just, you know, kind of like introduce itself back into some type of normal way of life. Yeah.

And you guys watch it as well, right? Julian, go ahead. You can shit on it. I want to be honest. Everything Mall said is true, and I agree. And for what it is, I think it's okay. But for what, not what I wanted, because who cares what I wanted? I didn't like it at all.

I wasn't a fan. And I have notes. I didn't like it three minutes in. I texted the group Chad Demaris told me to stop because we were going to talk about it today. I hate how it was edited. I don't like how it was shot. Um, they didn't use the right camera. No, like the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the couple of, uh, it was too much, uh, this, like, it was just, I don't want to worry about the, the, the technicality production side of things.

Let's just talk more about the actual thing. Um, he, uh, the, the real joke started to come about 15, 20 minutes in. The first, like, like, a couple minutes is him dancing to records and, like, him saying, I'm Jamie Fox. Um, uh, uh, he had this whole moment where this therapist, holly breaks, him basically and the doctor that saved him was this white boy in a Laker jersey that he kept saying. And throughout the show, he kept saying, I'm Jamie Fox. I'm Jamie Fox. And it was like, I think it was him convincing himself that he's still him as he's like going through like this very traumatic vulnerable moment in front of this theater. And then he has this whole thing where it's like, if I can stay funny, I can stay alive. And he would like use that as a call in response to him referencing him in Django or him talking about other films that he's done. And it's like,

it just was like a kind of to me was like a victory lap in that sense where like then the projector came down and he's you know started singing slow jams and then in the middle of slow jams he goes i made it i'm back it was just like very much jamie fox convincing himself that he steal jamie fox if that make right am i wrong for saying no but that's almost dying yeah but that was probably like i under like the circumstances i get it it makes sense but i but you got also i like it like hammered in the religious angle, which I think is I'm not a religious person. I just, I get it. I mean, yeah. Yeah, but you've never been through a near-death experience. I personally haven't. I've had family members that have. I've never just turned to God.

And I agree. And that's fair because I do understand a lot of people went into watching it. They were expecting like this, you know, another just laugh all night event. And I had those same, you know, I went into it. I went into it same with with those same type of, um, expectations. Well, expectations, yes. But I went into it thinking like, yo, Jamie is about to prove that he's still, you know, one of the funniest, most talented guy. Like, that's just how I went into it. And while he is, I do think what you're saying is correct.

But I do think that it's part of it. Like, if you have a near-death experience like a stroke, you have to kind of convince yourself that, yo, I'm still. Yeah. I can still do this. And I think that's what he did. I think that, and he spoke to the fact that people were saying there's a clone. That's not, because he was speaking to the shit that was going online.

People were saying, that's not really Jamie. That's a clone. So he was like, you can't clone this. And then he'd start going into his, you know, into his impersonations and into his characters. Like, you know what I mean? Things like that. Like you would start going. So I understood the tie.

And it's kind of like, oh, yeah, I thought that it was some clone walking around. And it was in Atlanta. Was Gucci's clone in the front row, too? I will say, like, his sister and his daughter. are amazing. I didn't know much about his family. I earned a lot of respect for the people that are close to him in his life and how he showed love to not only his family, but the nurses that were there. That was awesome. I love all that. But I just didn't. And it sounds so wrong of me to say, like, this wasn't good. The guy almost died. He was in a coma for 20 days. He woke up on May 4th,

Rory. He woke up on your birthday. I remember. Yeah, he was, yeah, he had to wake up for your birthday for your toast. A clone at least. Yeah. But it's just, I don't know like it was disrupted by I meet the grams. To me, like, I feel like the era of comedy specials has become the era of less about jokes and more preachy and more like, even when Chappelle goes on now, it's not so much like, here's jokes. It's like, I'm going to tell you about how I feel about, you know, this one specific thing. That's been Chappelle for a while.

I know, but I'm saying this falls into that. I don't like that. I don't like a lot of the crowd pops and a lot of the biggest collapse and like the pans of the audience is like, they weren't even like jokes. It was just like a thing he said. That wasn't even like a tear moment. It was just like a thing he sat. And they're like, oh, I'm like, what?

So, okay, so what I get completely what you're saying. And I understand that a lot of people will not enjoy this. I probably won't watch it again. Not because it wasn't well done. I understand why it was, it wasn't done for a mess. It was done for him and the people who love Jamie Fox and the people who would have been very, very, very hurt if something had, if Jamie Fox wouldn't have made it out of where he was. That's what that was for. That was for Jamie Fox fans to see that he's okay.

I don't think it was there to make you laugh at all. I didn't really laugh. I had a couple giggles. Actually, the moment that made me laugh the hardest is when he was singing about not dating white women no more and the black women in the audience stood up like he was preaching. Like they stood up like they were in church. He was like, yes. Say it again. He'd been delivered. And that shit cracked me up. This whole entire thing, especially being that it's in Atlanta and the majority of the audience was just like black people and black women. And he was like on his story. preachy, like church shit. It just gave black church to me and I cracked up the entire time, mainly at that because

I'm just like, look at my people. Look at the shit they're clapping at. Like, it was very entertaining in that and it felt very familiar because I went to black churches. I know, I just know, like he's the old black uncle. He done been through some shit. Everybody in the front row to take your time, Jamie. Like that type of shit, it was fucking hilarious to me.

Like, it was very, it was a comedy shit. Yeah, it was a straight, it was a straight testimony. There was really no real jokes. I did cry. Like when Cedric the entertainer goes up there, not Cedric, Steve Harvey

and just plays old school music. So remember this one? That's his whole stand-up, but everyone just cheers. Yeah. Don't do Harvey like that. Steve Harvey King's a comedy. That's all he would do

was play old music and be like, you know, remember this one when you walked in the house and you're trying to fuck your wife and then he'd put on fucking Lenny Williams.

And he's like, oh my God. Yeah. It was a stand-up. Yeah. And then his, so I knew what it was going to be when I called my parents

and my parents were like, yo, I cried the entire time. I'm like, oh, this is for old black people. Got it. So when I watched it, I did cry when I was when his daughter, you know, said that I knew that you would make it because I always dream we would play on stage one day together. And then they played on stage. Tears.

It was very adorable. But I knew who it was for and we're not the target audience. Unless you're a huge Jamie Fox fan like I am, but the rest of we're not the target audience. Love Jamie Fox. I kind of tie in not rushing to watch this, not because of his stroke or his health. problems, just kind of how I view legends going back into the field. Like we talked about with the Dre and Snoop album,

I'm gonna get around to it when it comes out. I'm not rushing to it. They're legends and they're all right. I just, I'm not rushing to it. I don't really care that much. They're solidified in my brain forever. Jamie to me is one of the greatest that's ever lived in so many categories.

I'm not rushing to watch his stand up in 2020. If you want to remember, if you want to remember his best moments in his hits and do see him, watch him do some impressions and sing for a bit. Which he still smokes by it. I'm still going to watch this no matter what. I'm still going to listen to Dre and Snoop's album. It's just not on my priority list

over sleep. This was like a self like if I were to say. It was a victory lap like this is like a yeah. It was like a self-ulogy kind of. That's how I like it played to me at least. I don't know. But it was cool to see him be able to do this on his own terms. Like his family held him down. That's what he kept saying. My family helped me the fuck

down. He kept repeating that. And it was cool to see him be able to Again, fill us in on what the fuck happened because it went dark for a while. And it's nice that he's one of the few celebrities of this status that got to control the narrative. And not only do his sit down interview, but get a Netflix bag out of it and like make it a moment. I think that, yeah. I mean, again, it's just glad. I'm glad to see Jamie Fox back healthy back on stage where he loves to be performing being an entertainer as he talked about.

But it was good to hear him tell the story. And for him to, you know, kind of put away some of the rumors and things that people were saying online and things like that. Like, you know, let him tell his testimony, give his testimony in his words. And obviously you could tell it affected him. He was very emotional the whole, the whole. Yeah, he cried the entire time. Yeah. Like, there's a lot of times, again, like, he was crying so hard.

He damn they made me cry. And I'm like, nigga, what I'm crying for? Like, you know what I'm saying? I thought this was a comic special. But you can understand it, like a stroke. And again, it was, you could just feel him saying, like, having those thoughts. Like, yo, I'm Jamie Fox. Like, how am I in this hospital bed can barely even move now?

Like, what the fuck? Like, but just that fast, it shows how, you know, life can literally turn upside down for you. No matter who you are, how much success you've attained, how much money you've amassed and the following all. None of that matters if your health is not correct. So I think he did a great job at getting that message across. and delivering it in a funny way. You got to laugh at yourself,

laugh at the turmoil and the trials that you go through. And I think he did a good job of that. If you're going into it to try to laugh or putting it on to laugh, you're not really going to laugh. It's not a laugh fest. It's not a laughing. It's not a stand-up comedy. It's literally just good to see him healthy, back on stage,

laugh at some of the shit he bent through and make light of it. But understand that you're not going to put this up against some of the, comedy specials that we've seen this year. This is not that. This is something totally different from that. But I do think that if you've ever supported Jamie Fox and if you do like Jamie Fox as an artist, then I think this is definitely something you should watch. Do you think, I'm curious, do you think what should we expect or what do you think will happen next? Will he, will he dive back into film or do you think, I mean, he's obviously doesn't do anything. He's probably on a restriction as far as like, you know, because filming, you know, major, major films,

a major production as Jamie Fox has done, that takes a toll on you physically. Even when you're healthy. Yeah, even when you're like completely healthy. You have to deal with like 100 people a day. Yeah, something like that. And then he felt like a prostitute. I think Jamie said he felt like a prostitute one time on the set of Django, if you will.

Of all sets. He's stupid. He did do they clone Tyrone though. And that was a pretty, that was a clothing production. And I love they clone Tyrone. Yeah, I thought great. That was a cool film. But I just don't know how much, you know, more of that he'll do.

yearly. Yeah. But he does seem to be back. He looked good. You know, he looked healthy. It just obviously you could tell when he still talks about it's a very emotional thing. But I did enjoy it, though. I can tell.

I don't, I mean, what I want from Jamie is another album. He still sounds amazing. By the way, by the way, to everybody who was laughing at me when I put Jamie on my top male vocalist all time, I just want to say, post-stroke and everything, in the middle of crying, he's still blowing out your favorites on stage. just wanted to throw that out there. Like, because y'all looked at me like I was crazy. But anywho, I want to, I will-

Who on my list could Jamie Fox out soon? Anyway. I think my favorite was Whitney Houston. It was all males, so how would it be with me? That's not sure. I drafted Brandy second, I think. We're talking about for the male draft. But I want another,

I want another album from him. But I don't know if we'll get it. But he can sing, though. Jamie Fox can sing. He can definitely sing. still sounds great. I don't know, man. Jamie might get Prince out of here.

Is singing? Hi, man. Is singing and singing? Yo, so, yo, we got voicemails? Oh, Pete said he better than Usher. Pete said that. He said, hell yeah.

He said, hell yeah. Jamie Fox is not a better singer. You're laughing while you're saying that. You don't even say, better than Usher. And you guys will not. You will not get me to shit on Jamie Fox, but please stop.

He said he's not that good. But I just think that. Jamie is underrated as a vocalist. Like, people would be acting like Jamie can blow. Okay, I agree with that. But you said he could sing better than Prince and then he said Usher.

Can you see how y'all are both on the wrong side of that? I think if Jamie had leaned completely into being a singer like he did acting, I think he would have a different rep. But he didn't lean it. He did a couple albums, which were fucking amazing, by the way. But he didn't really lean

into singing. Yeah, no, I feel like you got it bad. Jamie would definitely do that one. If you think Jenny couldn't do, you got it bad. I'm not saying he can't, but not better than Usher. Jamie does not sing better than Usher, man. It's okay. Pete said it.

Anyway. Definitely don't sing better than Prince. Like I was saying, I want another album from him, but I can tell by the way that he was talking, it gives that he's about to really enjoy his time with his family. Like, he's about to just die. Yeah, life is, I hope so. Everything is, is, you know, going through something like that, you have to guess that it puts life into perspective, like the things that really matter.

Like the fame, the money, all of that, that means nothing when you're laying in it And that nurse, you woke up and that nurse already told you, I just finished washing your ass. Like, I didn't seen everything. It's pickle as he referred to it throughout. Yeah, it's just like. Now come to my comedy show. Yeah. Well, anyways, in other great news, another Caitlin is woman of the year.

Caitlin should always be Time Women of the Year. White Women. It should just always be Caitlin. He's the athlete of the year, not the woman of the year. Okay. Well, either way. The Time Athlete of the Year. Shout out to Caitlin Clark.

Congratulations for her. Caitlin. Had an amazing year. Did a lot for the WMBA platform. What year did Simone went out of medals? Was it this year or last year?

It was this year, right? This was the Olympics. I was just wondering. You do have a good point. I was just fucking wondering, bro. Just, just wondering. Okay.

You may not agree with my response to that. She's done that so much that I think Caitlin's part. Simone Bowles won athlete of the year one year, right? Tom had to have given a one of these. Yeah, I'm sure she won. One of these Olympics. She should have over like the fucking decades.

Yeah. Like, should be every year. But because, like, She's done it. She won it last year. There you go. Oh, she should have wanted it this year. But I get that she can't win it two years in a row.

She won Time Athlete of the Year in 2021. She was voted female athlete of the year by the Associated Press in last year, 23. Time should have given it to Oregon this year. Which would have been deserved, but. No, he said voter fatigue. No, man, y'all are missing it. It helps elevate the WNVA platform. And I'm saying what.

You're saying what the WMBA to get bigger. This is it. This is Tom Athlete of the Year is a WNBA player. This helps elevate the entire platform. That is huge. Yeah, man, you need that. So while we get to I-N-S school or, what you might call it, from Syracuse, what's her name? Bree.

So you can't even know. Because I think with this. They didn't have the, now Brianna won at all. Shout out to the Liberty. They won it all. But that's not impact is different. When Time does athlete of the year, I don't think they're specifically going through stats and ability, it's impact on. what they did for that organization.

Okay. Not only that. Kaylin completely turned the WMBA. Yeah, she elevated the entire league. Shout out to her and Angel Reese had a hand in that too. Yeah, for sure. They're like rivalry and things like that. That helped elevate the entire thing.

I love this for the WMBA. I think it's great that they gave Caitlin the athlete of the year. And she had a great year. You look at her numbers? As a rookie year, for sure. She was going crazy this year. So I'm not mad at it. Now her, what she said.

What did she say? You didn't like that woke shit, huh? Not that I didn't like it, but it just proves that no matter. You don't like that George Soros agenda. No, no, no, no. It's not that. Because if that's how Caitlin felt and that's what was on her heart to say. What's wrong with what she said, man?

I don't think it's anything wrong with it. She said the WMBA is built on the backs of the back of black players. She said, quote, I want to say I've earned every single thing. But as a white person, there is privilege. A lot of the players in the league that have been really good have been built, have been black players. The league has kind of been built on them. The more we can appreciate. You're really from Iowa.

The more we can appreciate that, highlight that, talk about that, and then continue to have brands and companies invest in those players that have made this league incredible. I think it's very important. I have to continue to try to change that. I thought what she said was amazing. But now she hardly speaks, by the way. The backlash that she's receiving because they're saying, oh, how dare you apologize for being a white woman? Like, what's wrong with you?

Like, why would you apologize? Where's the in that? I didn't say apologizing. Well, she was saying that she recognizes that she has white privilege. She just recognized that. That's not apologizing. That's just a fact. I mean, you know, I get it.

But people that, and it's ironically, it's the same people that champion her. Well, most of the people that championed her all year that are now saying, oh, you are apologizing for being a white woman. What is wrong with you? She's learning that they weren't championing her just to champion her. Listen to her. Look at footy in the wood sticks. Oh, no, footy in the woods, Texas.

I'm sorry. I thought you were joking. That's actually the account name. Foodie. Foodie in the woods, Texas. Oh, I mean,

you see why I wore this shirt because I was pissed at Caitlin Clark. Yeah. She says, wow, so disappointed you caved into the made-up fantasy world of the delusional left.

I was such a big fan of you. Not because you're white, because you're amazing talented. Unfortunately, your ego and attitude is starting to stink. Your ego, she gave up her whole ego.

That's the point of the statement. You had a huge platform to bring people together. Instead, you are choosing to push people apart. What about that? support. How did foodie in the woods, Texas come up with that? I don't know. This is why your side sounds so stupid sometimes. No longer supporting my side. I didn't

fucking vote. Your side. They're just, they try to hide it under the guys of support. You guys don't support her or care about the women's NBA. You care about Caitlin Clark because of that rivalry that went with Angel Reese and you created a whole racial thing because of that. Black people didn't create that. White people created that shit. And then they, oh, Caitlin, Caitlin, greatest thing ever, which she is fucking amazing. I'm not taking that from her. But they bigged her up and you're not a fan of her talent. There's plenty of talented women.

There's been plenty of talented women in the WNBA. Y'all don't give a fuck about them. Y'all don't care about talent. Y'all cared about that rivalry and that making her the great white hope and sticking up for her and you use that as an excuse to be a racist. And now that she's saying that I don't support none of that racist shit y'all on. Now y'all turn it against her. That's what the fuck that is.

Look at your girl, Megan Kelly. She says, look at this. She's on the knee all but apologizing from being white and getting attention. the self flagulation though please pay attention to the black plays who are really the ones you want to celebrate condescending fake transparent sad

like not even a little bit they're fucking idiots and again it's both sides when it comes to athletic shit all athletes should shut up unless it's what the agenda I want to push if it's something I agree with then we should champion it and all athletes

should aspire to think this way but if it's not my point of view shut up if she went up there and said white power. They would have put a bronze statue for her outside of Fox News. But yeah, shout to Caitlin Clark on winning time athlete of the year. She definitely helped to elevate the WMA platform this year

along with other great players. Angel Reese, Arrique from Dallas. I hope I said the name right. We follow each other on Instagram. I was supposed to go to a game this year and check out. But I put up on Lexi was court side. Like, you have to support the way I did. Next time I go to LA when, if it's in season,

I go to Dallas with you. Yeah, go to Dallas and catch. If they play this, when they play the Sparks. Watch Erika Arika bust Lexa's ass. No, I don't even do this. No, don't do that. You better relax. You ever seen Erika play? I have, yeah.

She is nice. She be out there. Fuck, she got that shit on the string. You don't even see Lexi's backstep in this offseason. Just like this. That looked like a foul. Yeah, I'm teaching her the elbow. I know, I'm teaching Lexi a little elbow. Shout to Ager Reese, all other.

But what's funny is with that, with the Caitlin Clark shit, they interviewed, there was a whole article, right? everyone's reacting to three sentences. Like they define this whole thing about the black players. That's all that fucking matters. You know that. Like Caitlin Clark went in there, we're only talking about black players. No, there's like three sentences out of a whole order.

It was great. I think what she said was great, man. People are ignorant and I think she understands that. Your man, Donnie took it for the males. Mail athlete of the year. Mail athlete of the year, Donald Trump. Donald Trump won person of the year for Time Magazine. he's got a couple

How many does he have? I think he has the most He has to have the most of this Who is counting? I'm not counting You're asking who's counting So you could know Who's counting?

I don't know who's counted Like fuck I feel like even when he lost He got time personally the year Probably he deserved it I mean he's probably the most famous human being It's like when LeBron Won the finals MVP after losing

Yeah You deserved it Almost he should have He should have this says again so this is at least his second. I feel like it's more. But all right. Yeah, I mean, yeah.

Yeah, second time. Time is going to time. Time and time again. Don is the man of the year. This happened while we were recording so I don't have the full details, but congrats to hot ones, Sean Evans. I think I want to say congrats. If that's the deal you guys wanted to get,

they BuzzFeed sold Hot Ones or Hot Ones bought out of the BuzzFeed contract. Either way, congrats to Sean. amazing platform, everything you've built. 82 and a half million. I hope you get every last dollar you deserve. I hope this is the deal that you wanted. So congrats to everyone over at Hot Ones and to Sean Evans. Are we missing anything?

Do we go to voicemails? Should we save Bill Belichick or? I mean, it's not much to talk about. Bill Belichick, head coach. Look with some new pussy you'll do to you. Man, he went back to college. Some young pussy. We're rejuvenate you.

You'll write a 400-page Bible. Throw it on the desk. and say, you got an hour. My girlfriend also needs tuition money here. You got an hour to read those 400 pages and get back to me. Can you guys explain to me? I'm just a girl who doesn't really watch sports. Why this is such a big deal?

Like, why is it even making? I don't get it. Bill Belichick is the greatest NFL coach of all time. Let's say Phil Jackson. Now going down to the power. I'm trying to think we have to do this in Demeris term. This is like if, oh, man. You just explain it in regular terms.

I know who Bill Belichick is. I just want to understand why. I want to. If Beyonce joined the city girls. This is like a Beyonce, like UNC being the city girls is fucking hilarious. This is like if Beyonce went on like X Factor. Mm. Okay.

Or like making the band. This is a quick. Yeah. I see where you're taking it. This is a quill agree. You're at the peak. Why are you going back to high school? But not even like X Factor at its peak.

Like America's got talent when it was falling off. Yeah. That would be like if Beyonce was like, I'm going to host now with Nick Cannon. doing American Idol now. So he's going to, he's still going to be doing what, D1, right? Still?

Yeah, but it's not like he went to a program like Alabama or like, he went to a program that's not respected at that much in football. They have their years every now and then. So he went to, he's going to, he's, I mean, I don't, I don't know, maybe I'm just using my, where's his girlfriend from? She looks like it's Arillo. I think she's from the New England area. I'm just, I feel like maybe if you've reached the pinnacle, the peak and there's no

higher you can go, why not go and try to help? a program that probably needs your help them all. Oh, no one's shitting on him for it. Oh. We're all excited. He's going to bring so much money into UNC. I think someone that was in the office earlier said they like quadrupled what their investor shit is to their team already. Yeah.

Like the amount of money that's going to come in is insane. This is like if Taylor Swift like. Talk to a regular human being. Went on fucking flu, flu commercial. Yeah. Middle seat. Middle. see this is uh his girlfriend posted this on her story with the headline and said we are going we are

on to chapel hill so thank you for that jelby moving to uh chaval hill together i don't know i think it's cool i think it's really cool that was so that that had it so much context i don't know it's nice to see that's what made it efficient together yeah it must be difficult for to offer her life uh what was the girl that was championing her her boyfriend on instagram and ever got mad uh drea don't treat her like drea she's just championing her man She's happy that he has a job. Me? Yeah.

I wasn't, I didn't say, I just thought. You were trying to downplay her, her, congratulating her man. I was saying, thanks Julian for adding that to the store. We really, I think it's really important. We've spoke to them about them quite a bit. So it's nice to see that they're staying together

and she's moving to Chapel Hill with him. Oh, you thought she was leaving? No. Oh, okay. Never. She's, his contract, by the way, is 10 million. I don't know how many years that spans, but. He probably only did one year.

Oh, per season. So I don't know. It doesn't specify how many seasons. Okay. I mean, it's a lot of money to be coaching college football. Definitely the most. At UNC, that's a lot of money. Yeah.

It's regular for, like, again, Alabama, LSU. Oh, yeah. But I believe his dad was involved with the program. There's like a photo of him. His son is the next, his son is probably going to be the next head coach after him. I think it's in the concert. He's respected for basketball. Yeah.

Right? Yes. Yeah, the greatest player ever. Vince Carter. Michael Jeffrey Jordan. No, Michael Jordan's name is. They have great. forms too. Jordan Brand, there's

going to be a lot of money. Yeah. That's a program, even if they're not known for football, UNC in itself probably. They recently had a good QV. Don't that Drake May could come out of UNC? They're like one of those programs were like they're good for like every five years they have like a randomly good top 15 year.

But like if Belichick is there and they start It changes the culture. Now the tournament. It changes the culture for sure. Now the tournament so expanded they could sneak in to that. I mean, Alabama's out.

Look what Deon did. It's possible to just bring a coach in and completely change an entire program. Absolutely. I love that for the time. More time than that. That's how it happened.

That's how it happened. Yeah. Yeah. We have voicemails? Of course. You've got mail. Yes. Are we out to Raleigh for Dreamville

Fest and for a game? Today, today I feel like we should do a couple updates. Remember our married couple that recently called and said they wanted, the gentleman called

wanted space. Yes. Did you get space? I also was reading the comments when we did that last one. They said, why would you call this group? None of them have been together for that long and know anything about coming. Gotta call us. We're fresh eyes. Whatever.

New perspective. Let's see. Hey, what up everybody? This is Black from Denver. I just wanted to follow back up on my conversation with you guys. I listened to the last pod and I just sound like complete crap. So I just wanted to sound a little bit better in his voicemail. So anyway, me and my wife, we did sit down and have a conversation and we felt like it was best that every weekend I get a day, she gets a day.

And then after that, we just have a date together. And then throughout the week, we just try our best to, you know, have different activities going on for ourselves. So, you know, she might go read a book. I might sit here and do some work on a computer or, you know, I might just go out to the gym, why she stays home, vice versa. So we're just really coming up with different plans and different ideas on how we can still communicate, but keep things separate. And the last thing, Rory, I know I am not your father, but I was just going to say I wanted

to see if you needed somebody else on a pod that was a father to conversate about you know, parenthood and all that. But hey guys, thank you so much. Peace. It's a cool schedule, I guess. Yeah. That's kind of what we said, though, no? I think so.

Maw suggested he gets his own place. Yeah, get like a side apartment. Get like a one bedroom. One bedroom. Well, yeah, have the conversation with her that you need space for actual dates. Yeah, he's handling it okay. Yeah.

I don't want a father or father on the pod, so, I mean, there goes that. Yeah. though I encourage more not to pull out with whatever woman he's dealing with that way we could have another father Lily Phillips Damn look what you put in the air about me you don't want me to pull out Yeah I want you to have a kid What about like like a loving relationship first?

No for what? Oh Just a kid straight to a kid yeah got you Duh Yeah, there's not enough people on the earth There's not so we're running out of land 2025 Who would be my prediction Out of the four people in here

Of who's gonna have a baby? Yeah right I know who Don't fucking look at me I'm just looking at you I just said I know who I didn't say I didn't say nothing baby

I just looked at you and said I know who that's all I did Don't be me Out of all of us I'm the only one in the room In control about whether I have a baby or not Not anymore I live in New York bitch

Yes I am not anymore we all thought to joke but like no one said it out loud that's the part of being autistic that you just got on that yeah she's in New York cancel them all out because that would never happen yes it's not right it's gonna be Rory it's gonna be Rory yeah it's me

literally you yeah Keat will be pregnant before I said it this year I think I'm gonna go with Peach no way well I mean Trump is back so Pete might be celebrate with a kid. He loves like the nuclear family.

That's what he wants. Yeah, I think Pige may have like a whole separate family in Kansas that we don't even know about. That's what you got to keep them. Middle of America. For sure. Landlocked. Yeah. Landlocked.

It'll definitely be raw. I see it being Rory. It's right. Really? Everyone in the room. Yeah. How many people are here, Roe? But you guys like actively participate in the act that creates children.

So I don't understand why you guys don't think you guys can't have children. Everyone in this room is everyone in this room Celibate? Yes. Oh me. Sorry. I can't speak about. But what means what's celibate though? Like how long? It's pretty easy. Not having sex. Yeah, but you could not be having sex for three weeks. I don't mean you celibate. You just doesn't have sex in three weeks. I agree. You got not have sex in two months. And that's why I'm saying no one in this room is

a celibate. Yeah, I'm not. So that means everyone in this room is viable to have children. I'm not currently having sex, but I'm not. In this moment sitting here. Yeah. No, not just outside of this moment, but I'm saying I'm not running around like, yo, you know what? I'm doing a celibacy thing, bro. I'm going to, you know, get in tune with myself and my chakras. Proving my point.

Are you making fun of me? All five people in here. You just had sex. You was getting clapped. You had bunny ears on getting clapped on Halloween. Allegedly. That was, wow. That didn't happen.

That was a legend. Tune in the Patreon. If you want that story. Damn, sorry. Patreon, subscribe now. That episode comes down Monday. Demaris's clicked me to went back to zero. Yep.

Y'all missed. It was a joke that was a joke that mall is making right now. It was a joke. You all missed that. That y'all missed. Because y'all are not subscribed to patreon.com forward slash Rory Moll. If a niggins try to take me up out these streets, I'm sending that baby back to God this year. So I'm telling you, it will not be me.

Sending it back to God, spoken like a true Republican. I mean, but you don't know once you feel like. I know what I feel, baby. Okay. God bless. But Baby D, when do you think you're going to have kids? You love kids. I do.

When are you going to have kids? I have to be, for me and the person I'm in a relationship with. have to be in a very, very good financial spot to have for me. You said what? Some of the most successful people I know came from not financially stable homes. Yeah, and what they had to do was selling crack in the hallways, right? I don't want my baby to sell crack in the hallways. You got to do that.

Just get a good job, decent job together. Y'all can make it out the mud. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps. That's what I was giving. Yeah, no, I'm not. It's not even about that. It's more about, like I've expressed to you guys plenty of times that I don't, people say that I'm lazy for wanting a nanny, but let me clear that up.

have the village like my parents did or like their parents did like my parents aren't going to raise their they live in two different cities and they're not going to raise my kid my parents are older you know what I'm saying so I need the help um and I can't afford daycare and all of that shit right now it costs too much just get my iPad true can do this Rachel can raise your child does Rachel raise your kids right have a white woman raise her kid yeah um let's put Julian on the spot let's say girl a swipe a swipe riper you know one of those right just say a person Like a person, a woman.

Swipe left, vote right. Swipe all right. Swipe alt-right is hilarious. Let's say one of those just happens to, you know, get pregnant. I'm going to tell you what's not going to happen. They're not going to get pregnant. That just doesn't. Are you sterile?

Not going to happen. Your soldiers don't march, nigga? Nope, not at all. Let's just say in this hypothetical world that they do. Sure. Then what happens? It's gone. Do it Demeris.

it's going to do. It's not your choice. It's her choice, baby. In New York, it is. No, it's not your choice. No, it's still her choice. It's always her choice no matter what state it is. You go get Luigi? A bail Luigi out. What is he going to do?

Health care. He's not up for bail, but. Well, he's a plumber, so I'll be, yeah. I see where you're going on. Those fallopians a little bit, I guess, you know? What is wrong? No, this is not going to happen. That's not happening. If it was to happen, what do you do? You beg her to abort it?

I just would. It's just not going to happen. Okay, Julian. That baby's not coming out. Julian, you definitely like you'll take your kid to play catch every Saturday. The kid that I want to raise and love. Yeah, of course. I think I love to be a father. If you accidentally get a woman pregnant, let's say it happens.

You're telling me how you're going to handle that, like what? You're going to push it on the stairs? If coffee break gets pregnant, you keep it. No. Coffee date? We don't like, there's like, we're not in a relationship. No. Okay.

If she gets, y'all have sex. You'll hook it one night. You don't keep it. No. Even if she wants to. But if she wants to, that's not your choice. No. Julian is effectively telling you

that he will murder this woman and y'all just keep skipping over it. That is what he's saying. I'll call the Clintons and we will go on. I'll see y'all on Monday. You know, no guy. See you guys on Monday. You were like, call the big guy, wake him up.

Yeah. He's eating his pudding, but wake him up. I'm telling you. That big guy is not doing anything. He's doing a lot of shit. Don't do that. No, it's not even bring. Nope.

All right, next voicemail. Mall's definitely keeping it. I mean, I don't think I have a choice at this point. I get a girl pregnant now. She's definitely keeping that shit. Of course you don't have a... She's like 22. I would not...

Let me tell you something about my loins and a 22-0's loins will never meet again in life. What if you're hanging out with Belichick? Yeah. What if you're the sideline of you and see? What's the youngest you'll date now? I'm all 30. You shouldn't be dating nobody younger than 30. Why?

You're 40. What that mean? That's 25. No. What? 26. Like 28, 29. Is that the rule?

Half your age plus 7? That's like the street rule. Who made that? up. Streets. A Democrat. No, it would just be half your age.

Like 28. 28. 28, probably the young. 28, 20, 28. How old was a 28 year old? How old were you when a 28 year old was born? 14. 15. Yeah, it's kind of crazy.

Is it? A little bit. What would you guys talk about? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Just congratulated Belichick on when they're getting the UNC job and he's fucking 60, 70 years old. And his girl is 24. Yeah, congratulate him for him coaching women or men.

of that age, not dating them. Yeah, but you didn't say, oh, God, this fucking... Yeah, no, I think Belichick is a fucking disgusting, nasty human being for aiding. I'm trying to say that. Lead with that one, though. I've said that on record on this podcast. What a gross human being that has seven rings. Fucking talented in what he does.

That guy's gross. You should coach people that age. You shouldn't date them. The reason I'm saying that, Moss, because you're at the age where you're looking for somebody to... Well, actually, you're not. But I like to think that you're looking for somebody to settle down with and have a kid.

kid with. I just don't understand why you would have a kid with a 28 year old. Who said I would have a kid with a 28 year old? Well, is that not what you're not dating with intention? You're just dating just to date? No, I'm always dating with intention. Okay, what's the intention? To see where it goes. I intend on seeing where this relationship goes. What it, what it grows into? Rory has a song about that. I'm not meeting a girl and saying I have intentions on getting you pregnant before summer's out. But we've had that conversation for it. If you are, if you have the intentions of this is what you want, then you, you would think that dating what intention would be, okay, this is what I want?

Is this person capable of giving me this? I'm going to see if they are. That's what I'm dating. I'm dating you to see if you're capable of giving me what I want. Yeah. Okay. So what I'm saying is if your intention is to settle down and have a kid, why would you date a 28, you're okay with a 28 year old giving you a kid?

I mean, why not? Certain 28 years I know got their shit together together, for real. Okay. It has nothing to do with that. I know plenty of 20-year-olds that have this shit together together. Yeah. But I was just wondering. Nothing.

Just because she was, when she was born, I was 14? No, I just think that 28-year-olds and 42-year-olds live a very different life. It depends on the 28-year-old. Okay. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Some 28-year-olds that have been, you know, homebodies. They've never been a part of, like, the quote-to-quote scene or the industry. Like, they don't care about that type of thing.

That's what I'm like, it has nothing to do with that at all. So you said lifestyle. But eventually, yeah, even as far as eventually, you're not going to be 42, you're going to be 62 and this person will then be in their like sexual prime and you'll be 62. What that mean? Whatever Belichick on. When I'm 62, she would be with us 20 years. She would be 48.

Yeah, she's way past her prime. It's not sexual prime. Women's sexual prime is in their 40s. I thought it was in their 30s. Late 30s early. Sexual prime in their 40s? Late 30s. Come on, man.

You can't call prime 40 something. Cut it out, man. That's when women are the horny is. late 30s, early 40s, yes. And women that age, you'll tell you that. That's not early 40s. 30s and early 40s. 30s.

That's not early 40s. 48 is early 50s. Oh, this, you know, who pays for studies? One study showed that women between 27 and 45, like, why even pay someone for a study with that gap? Fid just asks 12 people. Is it a whole deal? Great. Are you horny?

30s and early 40s, though. I'm just saying, I just always feel. Like, you know, because I don't know, maybe you will want somebody closer to your age so that you guys will be going through the same things around the same time. Just because you close and age, I'm going through the same thing around the same time. No, but it does make it more likely. No, no, it doesn't. Okay. Well, when you're not saying home age, she's still going to be at her prime at the gym running around.

Like, that's what I'm saying. I don't know about her prime at 48. In the 40s, men's erections become less rigid and they desire sex less often. In their what? 40s. Right. Are you riced up? I guess it depends on who you're talking to.

What's your ridge level right now? Yeah, I don't know, man. For females, this is the lead-up. It's called pre-menopause, typically starts somewhere in the 40s, which is their decline in estrogen, which can lead to... Which is when I say the same thing around the same time. Vaginal dryness, which can lead to painful intercourse. Well, that's good.

If your dick can't get hard, you don't want to fuck anyway, so you can just dry it out. You can scissor together with lube. No. do we have another voice, though. Oh, yes, of course. This is the woman that called about finding out her biological dad had passed. She never met him. She was raised by someone else.

And she was asking us, should she go to the funeral of her biological father whom she had never met? Yep. I remember. My favorite pie squad was good. This is kind of a continuation update story. So I hit y'all up about wanting to go to the funeral of the sister of the dad that I didn't even know was possibly my biological dad until accessory results came back in 2020 about him possibly my father, even though my mother at that time in 2020, it was right before my 40th birthday.

She still swore up and down that the person who is still alive, the person who I thought to me my dad my whole life is, in fact, my father. She just 100% always just keeps saying that, whatever. But we dropped it after 2020. We never talked about it again. I did ask that dad to get a paternity test and he goes to me like he typically does, right? fast forward now four years later she brings it up again talking about my son she should get to know his grandfather and he should know his lineage and i'm like well that guy's not even a a good dad to me

he's been ended up my whole life so why would i want that for my son to be ended out of his life and secondly that's not his lineage he's not my biological dad then she got into the whole thing of yes he is i'm 100% sure we could bet money on this i'm telling you right now we got into a whole thing to the point where i just got the by the person who she swears is the biological dad on the phone and was like, hey, can we please just get this over with? So he did agree, and he did show up. He did not ghost this time. We took a test on Sunday.

I will have the results in a few days. Oh, my God. So I'm feeling away about my mother, though. Like, if this thing comes back that this man is really not my biological daddy, she did all of this, I'm going to be very upset. And I don't know how to handle it. She left a part two, but I think that we get. Why do I know who that?

Who is this her name? Don't say it, but that's the right here. I don't recognize the voice, but... I recognize that voice. That's rough. I guess we have to wait and see. Like, what do you even tell her now in the meantime while she waits? Your family's doing a lot of weird shit.

I guess the results will tell what you do more. Yeah, your mom's, mom's got, you got to be honest when y'all was out there, you know, hoeing. Just be honest. Say moms was hot, you know. I was... All of, you know, all niggas wanted me. some of them had me. That's all.

Some of them had me. Some of them had me. A lot of them wanted me and some of them had me. You know what I'm saying? Moms look good back in the day. Do you think the mom is confident in who the father is or is just as nervous as this woman is? She's just nervous. It's like a Christianer situation.

Just as nervous. But she seems her mother is pretending to be confident. Yeah, but that was the same thing. Didn't we watch Kirk Franklin went through the same thing? Oh, yeah. On his doc, right? And he was mad. His mother told him that that was his father old as years.

Come to find out that wasn't his father. And it's rough if, like, mom is the type the way Remy does, like, and her partners look alike. Damn. Then you really don't know. If you found out your mom wasn't your real mom and, like, you found your real mom and she was, like, say, better off in life than your real mom that you grew up thinking was your mom. do you like abandon your mom that raised you? No. And you go with the mom that owns like 17 hotels in Manhattan.

We too old. I'm gonna get to know her. Oh, for sure. I'll take a real. We're gonna develop her. No, we have to, naturally, you develop a relationship. Like, I'm entitled to something here. Yeah, you develop a relationship.

The woman that raised me, of course not. Yeah, you develop a relationship. Except my last name is Hilton? Yeah. Unless she treats you like shit when you have a stomach virus and makes you put up a Christmas tree. Yeah. Man, that makes it. You know.

But if my mom owns 17. seasons, like my real mom? I think my mom that raised me, I'll be like, yo, I mean, I'll come back, I'll visit. Anyone that was raised by someone that was a good mother, whether it was biological or not, would not abandon their mom because

there was a Hilton involved. Gerard Car Michael has a great bit about that when he used to actually do stand up. He said, I think it was his first special. He was talking about like, my mom asked me, she said, you're never like nice to me enough or whatever. And you said, what if it was me and Oprah hanging off a cliff?

could only save one of us. And he was like, well, why would I save you? And she's like, what the fuck? And he's like, what are you going to give me another hug? He was like, if I save Oprah, at least I get a fucking iPad at the minimum. A car? Maybe. You get a car just for showing up.

Yeah, anything. Who knows what Stebbin has on her? You say, over life. She's like, you get a car now for saving my life. I mean, I feel like my mom would save Oprah before me. Oh, your mom would definitely save Oprah before you. She saved Jay Leno in front of me before it's me. No, Jay Leno was about to save her.

He saved her. The hold I need to be saved. Mom looked good. A lot of them all day all wanted her. Could you imagine if Rory just had like a younger half sibling? That was Jay Leno. Me with a chin. Me with a chin is hilarious.

It's a banana clip just chilling right? You have a chin, but that's why that's so funny. Me with a Chin. Banana clip is hilarious. If you're listening now, get your tickets. Well, if they're still remaining. Yeah. Live show Saturday, December 14th.

Last one of the year, Gramacy Theater, New York City. Cannot wait to see some of you familiar faces and some new faces. Mall had some crazy surprises. Do I? Yeah, you said you was going to do that one thing on stage. Hey, yep. You said you, and in doing this, you know, that little one thing that you do.

You're going to do that tonight. Yeah. Yeah, we're going to have some fun, though. Before we close, this is like a lighter note regarding a CEO. This just happened. in New York like a minutes ago as we're recording. The CEO of Enron was pied in the face. That shit likes something off Nicola Loading.

I was way into a meeting, which Enron, yeah. Which is so crazy. Like Enron was corporation enemy number one when I was in high school. Then we forgot it existed because they just moved on to other corporations. This got to be fake because why his security car. And it's an old man. That looks like cousin of Brent. Is that Bernie Sanders?

That is Bernie Sanders. I'm sure. Yeah, that's mad fake. So the CEO of Enron is 21? Oh, okay. Oh, really? Got you. Damn, gotcha.

Gotcha. Oh, God damn it. Are we going to the last Dreamville Fest as a family? Did they say this was the last one? It's the last one. Yeah, they finally said it. Fifth and final. They finally said it.

I mean, I know. They finally said it. Oh, my God. You guys finally heard that song? Yeah. No, the way the audience was intended to hear it. No, we did not know this was the last Dreamville Fest. And I get it though, even though they've been probably one of the more successful ones.

She's a nightmare. It's expensive. It's a fucking headache. Good for them. They had an amazing run. Some of my favorite lineups ever. I don't know if I'm going to go. April.

Wait, wait, wait. We can catch a Springball with UNC, right? Yeah. Maybe we go, we watch Springball with Belichick and then we go to Dreamville Fest. I'm not invited, so. We could take a, I'm sure his lovely girlfriend wants to go to Dreamville. Belfast? Belichokes?

Yeah. Oh yeah, we could take her. She probably loves a little yeat or something. Little yeat. Yeah. Did they announce a lineup or no? No, no, no. This is just presale tickets and VIP tiered tickets are available now.

You would never. So that means that you laugh at these links. That means that the fall off is coming sometime when in the next three months. You're a dick. Lori tried to paint me as like, you're not clicking this link either. Of course not. Yeah. Would you do it with pride?

No, I just feel like. Oh, like, cool. Oh, it's finally available to you guys? You guys finally know what's happening next year? They literally do it the same weekend every year. That's why it's fun. Not news. I get it.

I'm sorry. The news is that it's ending, you guys. All right, well, since it's the last one, what's the big hurrah? Predictions? I'm sure you already know. Sorry. No, no prediction. Is it Drake, Colin Kendrick, together on one stage?

Please. Let me tell you what. ain't going to happen that that dreamville fest. We all know what ain't going to happen. You don't got to tell us. Look, why are you hating? There's somebody saying something about Dreamville Fest and you cross your arms and start. You hate it.

No, you're the hater. Ooh, it's the hate off. I have a prediction. What? I think since it's coming to a close in the history that they have, I think Jay-Z does Dreamboat Fest. Oh, nigger, please. Sorry. Why is that a crazy thought?

Jay-Z is not doing Dreamboat Fest. The first artist ever signed to S. Carter, Enterprofest. prizes was fucking Jay Cole. That does not. They built Rock Nation off Jay Cole's fucking back. So that doesn't mean the last thing. He gives a fuck about any of that.

He does not. I think Jay Z gives a fuck about Jay Cole and his journey. I didn't say that. Shut up. You're not going to piss me off. I start yelling. I'm not going to do that. I don't think that's crazy that Jay Z would go

to Dreamville Fest for the last one. No, history. Him and Jaycee is one. I think that's crazy. He's another arm of Jay Z's legacy. Yes. I don't think that Jay Z is doing that.

Jay Z. When's the last time you? seen Jay Z perform. Exactly. This would be a reason. I think Jay-Z only does things that would make sense to him at this point in his life. This is something, this is his legacy. Okay. Has Jay-Z ever done anything like that, like that before? A festival? No, not a festival. Yeah, it was like, not a festival for him. I'm talking about go and perform on some, when the last time Jay-Z did a festival? Did he do something in the water? No. I don't think so. No. Yeah, I don't remember that.

But that's not, that was the diddler. Wasn't Puff on the actual bill, though? Yeah. His last festival set was the 2017 Made in America. God damn. Which is his own festival. Damn, that was the last time he did a festival. So, okay, if there was ever...

Jay wouldn't even do Made in America to save it. You think he's coming out of a dreamt. You know who's doing the last one. Kendrick is going to be there. Yeah. I'm not mad at that. That wouldn't make sense. Yeah, I mean, that's obvious.

I don't think it's obvious, but... Why wouldn't he be the last one? When is that Kendrick? tour the Kendrick tour is of the I think it's

in North Carolina conveniently the exact same weekend May May May April no he comes to Charlotte

the tour starts shortly after Dreamville Fest the tour starts April 19th Dreamville Fest is the 5th

and 6th the tour starts April 19 he's not opening his yeah he's not opening his tour

with Dreamville Fest I don't see that happening either so all those other dates before April was what

these are just near me near us They always do it by location. He might be knee-deep in rehearsals at that time, though. Yeah. I could see him maybe popping up, but to be on the bill, I think that's kind of a stretch.

I don't think he'll be on. But I could be wrong. I don't know. Maybe that could- You get the two for one? They book him and Siza. Siza just did last year, right? No.

She did a year before, I think. Okay. But they'll, I mean, I'm saying regardless, like they'll be on road together. And if they're starting on the 19th, then they want to get a little warm-up run in. I don't know. I think, all right,

maybe it's far-fetched to say Jay-Z will be billed. I don't think it's crazy to say Jay-Z will come out at the last Dreamville Fest. That's all I'm saying. Okay. Oh, Jay-Z did come out

at something in the water. But you didn't perform. No, I'm not saying Jay's, it's not going to be Jay-Z and friends or the blueprint anniversary. I think Jay-Z will pop up at Dreamville Fest. Okay, so that makes sense.

But I think, like, planned for sure. You said it as if you'd be bill. Yeah, that's what I'm like, no. Oh, no, I don't think Jay-Z would be built. What Pete said is right. Yeah, Jay-Z did come out to do front and add something in the water festival. Okay, that I'm not mad at, but Jay-Z's just being on the bill. Jay-Z is not being billed.

No, probably ever again at his life. Yeah. Especially if live shows. That Farrell Festival he did that for was in 2019. All right, so predictions for headliners. I don't think it'd be Kendrick just because of his schedule. Jay Cole is going to be the headliner, babe. Every year he is.

Not every year. Jay Cole is the headliner every year plus someone else. Yeah, there's always another one. Every single year he performed. It's his festival. Every single year. I thought he performed last year. I didn't see him.

I didn't know he performed a year before. I didn't know that. Yeah, every year. Okay. Tyler, does Tyler perform every year at his festival? Yeah. Yeah.

Shit, Tyler might be. Uh, 2020. This was, uh, this was the one. This was the peak. Usher on Saturday. Sunday was Cole and Drake. And then Burn a boy as well. I mean,

it doesn't really, I think that was the first one when it was just Dreamville. That's what's kind of crazy with this era. Like how many more headliners are left? Dreamville has had some of the best lineups ever. Who is left? Sisson need a fucking usher on skates. Like what can you do after that? Which was kind of like, I don't feel like this isn't too much information. Like that was kind of the conversation is like where do we go from here? Like we've done, we did the peak four years in. Honestly, three years in that 2023 one was like the plateau. Like where can we go from usher to? Drake to Burn a boy.

Like, where do we go from here? Tyler, if it makes sense with his schedule. I don't know what his tour schedule is, but... It would have to be Tyler. They've had it everyone. I guess it just leaves Hove. 24 was... Oh, shit, that was...

Damn. I could see Nas being a co-headliner with someone else. Okay. I could see Nas this year. Or, sorry, next year. I think that would be kind of cool. they had fucking DJ drama with GZ Wayne and T.I. Like, just over here.

Like, that wasn't even a headliner. That was on like one side stage together. But it is funny because it's literally who else is out there that would headline. There's so few artists that are at that level. It's crazy, man. It's a shortage of headlines for sure. Taylor Swift? She was smoked.

That's her demo? Yeah. Everyone is her. Jelly roll. Jelly roll. Yeah. it sucks but they had 50 already too right yeah that was last year oh my god that was great who do you have that was such a good son i don't see it i don't see it either bianthe i think after bianca's name is not

being built i think after i think after all of this shit raleigh could they don't have the plumbing like i don't even know that the city could handle the weight they don't have yeah they don't have enough uh land they don't have the bones yeah Beyonce to be out there on the festival i think jay and biontie are going to disappear for a while after, I think they're tired of you niggas. Not y'all in this room, but I think they're tired of. They've been very out there this past, you know, even showing blue, even allowing Blue to be on stage. I think they're about to go on and be like, you know what, this is going on.

I think Beyonce is about to come back with a rock album or R&B album pretty soon in 2025. Yeah, but I don't think that she's going to tour it. I don't think, I think she's going to do it, no visuals. I think, yeah. You know what they, I think we get a whole album in 2025 and I think we get a Beyonce. album in 2025. A J album next? I don't think we get the J album.

I think we've gotten our last J album. Would they do them separately or would you separate? Yeah. Okay. I think I guess because Beyonce has this whole thing. Beyonce has to finish the last of this series, which I think

is either rock or R&B. I hope to God it's Neo-Sole, but my guess is going to be rocker R&B and I think we get a JZ album. I don't think it'll be anywhere like fourth quarter, maybe fall of 2025, but I think we get a JZ album. I do.

I think y'all. pissed him off. Thank God for this bum-ass lawyer. Go piss my goat off so he can rap again. That's right. All right. We'll have to wait and see. Somebody was right. Somebody was wrong. Yeah, let's keep this.

Let's keep these predictions. Let's put them up on the wall and see. Yeah, absolutely. All right, well, we'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. Have a safe weekend. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Pee just sick. A win is a win. A win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, my basketball and college football journey,

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