New Rory & MAL - Episode 33 | Task Rabbits

Episode Date: January 18, 2022

Hope you guys enjoyed the three day weekend! Rory starts the pod off with a necessary apology to his Black co-workers, and they cover their weekends. The guys apologize for last week’s mishap with t...he re-upload, and ask the listeners if they did their homework and figured out the Belly Movie Mystery… which somehow leads to Mal letting us in on his body hair preferences.They cover the new Kanye x The Game track ‘Eazy’, and discuss Kanye being more on the scene after his breakup, as well as his incident with paparazzi, and how they appreciate seeing him more. They then get into all of the new music that was released over the weekend, including Cordae, Ant Clemons & J.I.D.,  and of course give their opinions. They also speak on re releasing mixtapes on DSP's.Mal thinks the NY boys being allowed to play Fan Duel will lead to more poverty and robberies, and gives a warning to not gamble away money you can’t afford to lose. The guys discuss the rumored announcement of the Mike Tyson vs. Jake Paul fight (which has since been debunked by Tyson), and imagine what a fight and contract between them would look like, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:01:57 That's what it says on Instagram. Yeah. Happy birthday, Dway. to all the people that I know that kind of know him. Okay. Not wishing him a happy birthday. I know I didn't wish D-Way to happy birthday though. You're a bad friend.
Starting point is 00:02:11 I wish him happy birthday now, so. Happy birthday, D-Wate. He listens. He listens. On his 40th, too. Today? With Gabby. The two of them there.
Starting point is 00:02:21 So they do a couple bombing. This is a sick record you playing. Talk to me. It's the perfect weather for it. It is the perfect weather. It's a little rainy. But I feel like we need to be drinking, like, well, we got tea. Yeah, got tea right, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:37 That's fine. This is a karaoke, this is a karaoke favorite. No? Oh, yeah, because you can go crazy at the hook. Nuts. Oh, it doesn't matter. Well, it's white soul, so you're fine. Can you guys let the listen in about that?
Starting point is 00:02:50 Oh, Alanis, uh, more is that. All right. Figures. How it goes? Figures. And it's Morissette, the legend. Someone has to do like a late 90s, early 2000s white vocal coach school. Like, I want to sing like them.
Starting point is 00:03:15 I feel like it wouldn't be that hard. I feel like all white sings have the same vocal coach. For sure. What was that Google Doll song that was like number one on TRL where he was like in a tower with a telescope like stalking a girl? You're going to wave way back now. I don't even think I was alive here. I know it's becoming a recurring thing.
Starting point is 00:03:31 I don't think I was alive yet. I'm just going back in all. the songs I grew up in and how fucking kind of rapy they are. Green Day was my favorite group of the TRL ever. I feel like that's whenever black people would talk to me about like, no, I listen to things besides rap, it would be Green Day.
Starting point is 00:03:46 Got to go to Green Day. Green Day was the greatest group. That's the greatest group ever. They went kind of emo though. Yeah, I mean. They were like the version of like how we be like, they were in the underground and they sold out.
Starting point is 00:03:58 Green Day sold out? Green Day, yeah. Green Day was like making like real alternative rock music and then they went and painted eye shadow and we're like, we're sad. Like,
Starting point is 00:04:06 no, y'all finally made it. You should be happy now. This is when your life is great. You're rich now. No, I feel that. Well, it is MLK Day, so I should maybe, this might be appropriate.
Starting point is 00:04:16 Yes, and they got me, Demaris, and Carl working on a black national holiday. Yes, I am the only one of Caucasian descent in melanin deficiency.
Starting point is 00:04:26 Exactly. I am like you. We would have never known. Jesus. After we saw your life, license photo today. So this is my MLK song. Sorry, I'm never letting you do that.
Starting point is 00:04:41 Sorry, you can put the blame on me. You're going to put some Stevie on. You're going to put Stevie happy birthday. Like, because I'm white. Like, you can put the blame on me. I'm sorry. This is my white guilt song. Turn that off.
Starting point is 00:04:52 You can turn that shit off. Acon, sorry, put the blame on me. Can't be my white guilt song? No. Not on MLK day, no. I'm saying put the blame on me. I'm sorry. Oh, you're taking blame.
Starting point is 00:05:00 We was wilding. Okay. We was wilding. Hi. Yeah. Accountability. We were bugging. All right, cool.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Cool. I cannot. So you can put the blame on me. I love the city the fact that it's so empty today. Oh, it was great. Like it felt like a Sunday. It felt like COVID again. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:17 When we used to drive in COVID. Yeah. Streets are empty. It was raining out kind of chilly. Nobody. The sidewalks are empty. I like that vibe in New York City. I miss COVID.
Starting point is 00:05:27 Bring back COVID. I feel like white people should have to work today, though. Absolutely. I agree. I don't want should white people have to work. to do double shift white people should get beat today like we should be able to beat white people today like I think that would be like that's reparations right there like let us just walk around with a belt and just lash white people all day I'm gonna get real Fox Newsie here don't you guys
Starting point is 00:05:46 remember that MLK stood for nonviolence yeah exactly that's the amount to get volley out now it's time to get nobody it's time to get some ass it's time to kick some ass man well happy MLK date to you guys thank you Is today's birthday? It's not, we don't celebrate it's death day, right? No. No. I hate when people do that type of shit.
Starting point is 00:06:08 Yeah, that's just weird to me. I hate that. Did you do anything for your three-day weekend, though? Nah, just chilled, finished packing, getting everything ready to move in. That's it. When is the official move? Tomorrow. Oh, wow.
Starting point is 00:06:24 Oh, so we got to wrap up. Yeah, so that's why I didn't. I mean, but it's not, everything is ready to go, though. But you're moving with money now. It's different. Way different. It's different. Moving is probably.
Starting point is 00:06:33 the worst thing on planet fucking earth. Absolutely. When you don't have movers. Absolutely. I did task rabbit once with two task rabbit guys and myself when I rented it. How was it? It was the worst experience in my life. For real?
Starting point is 00:06:42 It's absolutely terrible. Task rabbit, but sometimes like you get a really good like task rabbiter. Oh no, for sure. They call them rabbits when they show up. Like hey rabbit. No, you should refer to them as a name. They have their name. There's an actual name tag.
Starting point is 00:06:56 Like their full name. Okay. And then they introduce themselves. Hello, my name is. Oh, okay. I'm like, no, you rabbit. They just call them rabbit and they just get the hop in the word. They know what they're doing.
Starting point is 00:07:05 That's what I thought happens. I thought that's what happens. My bet. But yeah, I just got everything ready to move. It's going to be an easy move. Everything is getting ordered, new, delivered. Do you have a young lady decorating? No, I don't, actually.
Starting point is 00:07:17 I have some female friends that have, like, you know, lent their eye to some pieces that they've seen. Lent their eye. Yeah. They like, yo, this might look dope in this spot. They lent their eye, right? Yeah. You lent your eye before? Of course.
Starting point is 00:07:30 I always lend my eyes. I can't see shit. My eyes are still out there somewhere. They still with her? They still with her? Yeah, yeah. I can't see a thing. Absolutely.
Starting point is 00:07:38 What do you think your first, uh... Your first text will be once you're kind of settled. Like, yo, come check out the new pad. Like, because then you don't have to go... The text, I'm gonna send? You don't have to go on date. When you first move, you don't have to go on dates. No, well, I don't have to.
Starting point is 00:07:51 You don't have to be, you got the new spot, like, come through and see and they're, oh my God. Like, I'm a hermit now, but like, it's going to be even worse. Well, you're also two hours upstate, so... Yeah. It's going to be worse. Like, I'm never leaving home, man. Like, I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I want to be home. So I want to lay everything out, deck everything out, like a real loungy vibe type of thing. Have you budgeted out, like, Uber's for young women to go that far? No, not really. I haven't really thought about that. But, you know, there is, the Metro North is closed by. You're going to put them on the fancy iron horse. Yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:08:24 It's ain't the MTA. This isn't the MTA. No, it is MTA. It says MTA and the subway. It's so it's a little different. Seats are cushioned. You know what I mean? You're going to have Shorty try to scramble through Grand Central.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Yeah, she got hiding the bathroom. You know, the ticket puncher guy. Oh, what? Hiding the bathroom. Long Island Railroad, I do that for years. Hiding the bathroom, just wait. Like, he let him walk by and ride for free. He's just, hold the chickenbook.
Starting point is 00:08:45 That's going to get her really feeling warm and safe to walk into your pad. Because it's like, it's like, I want it to be like a gauntlet. You have to go through some things before you get to me. You know what I mean? Like, see if you could get on the train. See if you could ride for free all the way, hiding the bathroom. So are you going to set like maybe a, maybe a note when she gets off the training.
Starting point is 00:09:02 Yeah, that's fun. And then you're the prize. Yeah, you got to make them work, Rory. Make them work a little bit. Demaris, look at the prizes after going through a gauntlet. Huh? You get mall. Come on, Dee.
Starting point is 00:09:12 Huh? Look at all this man sitting over here. All this man. All this man is putting Shorty on the MTA and then having a run around Middletown, New York. It was fucking great. You're sick. I know, man.
Starting point is 00:09:26 I'm working on me, man. I'm working on myself, Rory. But convincing women like... You're right. idea I'm not. I know. That's a tough thing though. Convincing women to take the train to come to you? But the Metro-North isn't bad though. I really feel like my jersey should be in the rafters for other reasons than like the rest of what we put.
Starting point is 00:09:45 Not like the Nick Cannons and the bow-wows that we put in the rafters. The amount of women I have convinced all consensual. When you say convinced, it sounds like you coerced them. Yeah. No. Consensual. Consensual convincing. To agree to come to Jersey City on the path train after the club, my jersey should be hanging. No, you should be hanged. It should be hanging. Yeah, that's not easy to do. It stops in Hoboken too.
Starting point is 00:10:09 You got to sit there for like 30 minutes. Yeah. That's not easy to do. Because I didn't have cab money. Yeah. And then they woke up in New Jersey. Yeah, the things you, that's what I'm saying. You got to kind of see, like, who's willing to go through the gauntlet for you?
Starting point is 00:10:20 Listen. Can you imagine? Can you imagine Shorty sitting in a booth all night at Griffin getting bottle service? crazy sparklers that wear Beyonce's in the corner sitting on the train drunk and then little old Rory comes over in sweatpants at 21
Starting point is 00:10:36 years old, just 20 years old are you trying to get on this path? Don't worry, I'll take it to cafeteria and then we'll get on the path I love it you got to do that sometimes you got to see who's willing to really sit in the trenches with you. Who's willing to deal with
Starting point is 00:10:50 inconvenience? Who's willing to deal with not having luxury? Yeah. Because it's a luxury to send a woman to Uber Black. Well, Uber didn't exist at this time. That's what I'm saying. But now you send a woman in Uber Black. She sits in a nice car. The gentleman asks her if the temperature is great.
Starting point is 00:11:05 She can connect her Bluetooth, listen to her music. Iron Horse, AirPods, panhandlers. Nah, you had to plug in your iPod. Each person gets a ear. On the train? At that time, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. We're talking 2012.
Starting point is 00:11:20 Oh, you and her. Yeah, yeah, you got to share your air. Yeah, that was the thing. What were the little colorful ones? Do you remember those? They were like five bucks? Yeah, you got to sit close to her. They only work for a week.
Starting point is 00:11:28 week though, because the wire got a short. I was about to say, sometimes you got to wrap the wire around the iPod or the phone. And then after a week, can't get it to connect. Those are the great times, though. That's how you really, like, got to know who a woman was. Like, let me see if she's going to sit through the shit with me without an attitude. Because sometimes women to do it, but they have an attitude the whole time. Well, I've noticed that, too, with women from that era in my life when we would really
Starting point is 00:11:51 have to travel together for extra curricular activities, we would actually get to know each other, and I still have very good friends from that era. that, you know, maybe we talked but didn't work out. But we're friends because we shared so much bond. Now it's so easy with the Uber just come to my crib and you beat and then you leave. There's no connections formed at all. It's easy to forget somebody now. It's like whatever.
Starting point is 00:12:10 That's a regular night. Uber, crib, back home and the Uber, like, whatever. I'll see them if I'll see them again. Yeah, there's no walk of shame, really. It's none of that no more. Because women know how to dress to avoid the walk of shame now. They don't know what that's like standing on the platform at Broadway Junction with heels on. at they don't know that life
Starting point is 00:12:28 8 a.m. on a Sunday. Look like they're selling it. They look like they sell it. They don't know that judgment. Women feel like, I'm being bullied. It's so judgment's out here. All right.
Starting point is 00:12:36 Go in your club dress. Yeah. And then stand on the platform the next day. Yeah. That's where you'll really get some real character traits. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:12:43 I miss those days. Good times, man. Good times. But how was your weekend? I don't really think I did much of anything. It was cold as shit Saturday. I was telling Demaris, me and De Maris were supposed to link up.
Starting point is 00:12:54 But it was too cold. I saw Carl. Carl briefly. Oh, yeah? Yeah, a little birthday hookah thing. Not for Carl's birthday. Okay. One of our early associates, it was his birthday.
Starting point is 00:13:06 He's moved on to Greener Pasture. So I want to celebrate say, what's up to my guy. Oh, I thought he died. No, no, no, no. No, he works at HBO. Oh, okay. Well, yeah, he died. To cable, he's dead.
Starting point is 00:13:17 Yeah, yeah, yeah. To the cable, he's dead. He's a subscription now. Yeah. You moved on to Greener Pasture? Something like what happened? Yeah. No, no, not to heaven.
Starting point is 00:13:26 Okay. So yeah, just that. I really didn't do much at all, man. Because I'm in that same place you are as my crib is the spot now. Yeah, man. So when everyone's done with, you're going out, top, come right through the tunnel. Exactly. That's what I'm looking forward to.
Starting point is 00:13:40 Like, yo, y'all know where I'm at. I'm in the house, man. I'm not moving. Last episode, we uploaded the episode before that again. Yes. I was in the painting. Yeah. On the shroom still.
Starting point is 00:13:54 Listen, man, sometimes shit like that happens, you know. See what happens when you live in the past? Yeah. Or we was on our battle rap shit, we was remixing it. We brought it back. You know what I'm saying? Slow it down. Slow it down.
Starting point is 00:14:05 I just dished you. You ain't even get it. But yeah, we fixed it. That was an error on our part. So sorry to the listeners for the confusion. Everybody woke up early. Somebody hit me at like 6 a.m. It's the wrong episode.
Starting point is 00:14:18 Why are you awake? Because people wake up at 6 a.m. They got working shit. And they want to listen to our shit. You should not wake up and just turn us on. Yeah. Six. You, man.
Starting point is 00:14:27 We appreciate people that do that. Bro. Slow it down. You just diss them. No, they wake up at that time. Six a. Yes, people wake up at six. Plenty of people.
Starting point is 00:14:35 They're drunk outside of 6 a.m. Most of the world wakes up at that time. Six? Yes. Your privilege is just showing them all. It's definitely showing. Nobody. But where are we added as a society
Starting point is 00:14:45 who somebody has to wake up at 6 a.m. That's insane. Your brain does not want to be awake at 6 a.m. Well, that's how you had a job. I think the doctors, I think, but I'm saying that's what society is fucked up. I think doctors. can prove that your brain is not even up at 6 a.m. Well, it depends when you go to sleep or what clock time is a suggestion.
Starting point is 00:15:02 So if your body wants to be awake through the night. I think if you go to sleep when it's dark and you wake up and it's still dark, I think psychologically that does something to you. Oh, it definitely does. That's why there's so much. I mean, I did it all in school. Seasonal depression. Look at you.
Starting point is 00:15:14 I mean, look, I'm doing great. Yeah. Look at you. You're crazy. Yeah. Yeah, that shit is not healthy, man. But anyway, yeah, we uploaded the wrong episodes. So apologies for that.
Starting point is 00:15:23 But yeah, what's the consensus? Did we go watch Belly as a family? as a family. I looked at the clip. I looked at the clip. And that's a dude. That's a woman. With a mustache?
Starting point is 00:15:32 See? Look at the, go ahead. I have a mustache. She just don't wax it. Fight. No, it was shaped up. Okay. She liked her mustache.
Starting point is 00:15:40 She liked her mustache shaped up. Carl. You're the cinematographer. Maugh has child bearing hips. I do not. I have hips. I have hips. I have a part of my body.
Starting point is 00:15:50 I don't have child bearing hips. Can we please stop saying that? And a mustache. Was that you in belly? No. Would you bring a Keisha down there? Listen, man. We're going to put this to bed now.
Starting point is 00:15:58 I don't have fucking childbearing here. Some bitch-ass nigger said that a while ago and everybody ran with it. It was funny, though. Yeah, but it is. Some jokes you have to just embrace it. No, no, no, I don't give a fuck about it. But, yeah, I don't know. Actually, I do know.
Starting point is 00:16:13 It was a joke. That was a woman. I said it on Instagram years ago and somebody hit me and said, that's their aunt in real life. Oh, why didn't you say it before I just said it's a dude? I just wanted to have fun. Because nobody knew. Nobody knew, but somebody did hit me on Twitter years ago and say that that was their aunt
Starting point is 00:16:29 But you can't believe Twitter Oh my God Go in every YouTube comment ever Like oh it's my brother But who's going to jump out there and claim that person Someone on Twitter would 100% do that No but I believe them They was like yo bro that's been a like
Starting point is 00:16:41 Actually I think it was a clip going around Where they basically like yeah that was a woman Oh well then where your aunt get this Get it shaped up Yeah she just keeps her facial hair No it wasn't she just keeps her facial hair She's from France They say women with facial hair got good box
Starting point is 00:16:56 I won't find out Women without facial hair got good box too But I want to know who said that That's what they said Who's day? Tell me who they are I'm gonna say that women without facial hair Have good box too
Starting point is 00:17:06 So now what? The streets said that And there's difference between a woman Having facial hair And having a whole shaped up Steve Harvey mustache drastically different Yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:17:14 Because I know women with little chin hair Little file box shadow What's good box? Because good box You know how somebody's like Yo it's chicks in hair They look good And then you get there
Starting point is 00:17:23 And it's like Yo, these chicks is a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-ha-ha-a-a-a-a-a-all. It's subjective. What's a good box? Well, to your first part of that, I'm going to gas up to all-I-A-women because I-Hi-Women are the best women to be around, especially if I'm saying come link real quick.
Starting point is 00:17:39 Carl, we've had this debate on the road. Nah, but we told my looks, though. I'm saying. We're saying. The I-women are the best women, if you're in that type of mind state, consensually, of course, with everyone, when you're out just trying to link something real quick,
Starting point is 00:17:51 or if you're in a city for one night, or you're at a party or some shit. I women are the ones you need to focus on if your goal is just to fuck that night. I shoot for the stars. Okay. I want the baddest. But if you want to be a high percentage shooter...
Starting point is 00:18:07 If you fall, at least you land among the clouds. I want the baddeston rule. If you want to be a high percentage shooter, and I'm not a high percentage shooter, I just know people that are, and every time they go out, they want to do that. And I, women are the best bet every single time. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:20 You want to go after the boogey, whatever ones. No, I just like the prettiest girls. Looks are subjective because somebody you might think is beautiful. I might look at it. Yeah. You know. I remember years ago I figured out when I said Tiana Taylor was beautiful and people looked at me like I was crazy. Tiana's always been one of those.
Starting point is 00:18:37 People either think she's the most beautiful woman in the world or people think that she's ugly. I don't know how anybody. I've seen that a lot. I don't know how anybody looks at Tiana Taylor and doesn't think she's beautiful. Since when we were growing up, a lot of that was a thing. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. People are like, how do you not think this girl's beautiful? Like, my features are amazing.
Starting point is 00:18:54 But anyway. Now, I think about it. A chick with like one little whisker by accident that she missed. Yeah, they usually got a good box. Get that out. I think Demers max out. Pluck that shit. No, of course.
Starting point is 00:19:04 Not you. Not you. You can't just go around plucking like. No, I would like when we were laying in bed. And you would pull it out yourself? Like we were cuddling. Yeah, I'd be like, oh, want me to just get that for you? A girl ever had like hair around her nipples?
Starting point is 00:19:16 I was just, I was, I pointed to, I don't know, for those watching on the camera, before I'm all said that, I was pointing to the, because that was the topic I was to get to next. Yeah. Yeah, I've seen one to fuck me up the first time I saw hair around the middle. I was there was a couple of women
Starting point is 00:19:25 that had just one chilling. You sucked it. Of course. You crazy? It's a nasty-ass white boy. That's not nasty. You can't suck no hair. You can't even taste that shit.
Starting point is 00:19:37 You can't suck a hairy nipples. DeMarris. You've sucked hairy nipples before. Who? Have you sucked hairy pussy before? Of course you have. You're a man. Of course.
Starting point is 00:19:45 So one low-ass hair on a nipple that you can barely see. I got to stop. That's why I stop in my tracks. because the nip the clit is like a nipple yeah what yeah yeah
Starting point is 00:19:56 so you side with me the clit is the pussy nipple it is you didn't know that you knew that come on you knew that you knew that you knew the clip was the pussy nipple
Starting point is 00:20:07 come on who didn't know the clip was the pussy nipple I'm sucking I've yes I've I've I've I've licked it wasn't like extremely
Starting point is 00:20:15 it wasn't a bush it wasn't bald yeah so you've never licked a bush no not bush not bush you really really Bush? No I don't I don't like the bush I didn't vote for Bush yes you did
Starting point is 00:20:29 I didn't vote for Bush no two times no and his father you might have been old enough I didn't vote for Bush I definitely I definitely was not old enough I didn't vote for I don't like the I can't define the bush Define a bush you know the bush where the hair is like it's not just on the top it's like on the lips
Starting point is 00:20:47 Okay. Yeah, I can't lick that. I'm sorry, bro. If it's just the landing strip that, you know, you didn't get your wax in this hair. A lander strip is not a bush. Yeah, but when it's the hair, you can't see the lips. It's a lot. You can't lick that, man.
Starting point is 00:21:01 Where you lick it? The hair. You don't even, come on, man. I just like to volunteer the information that hair does not grow on the clit, which is where you're supposed to be looking anyway. That just lets me know y'all. So that's, no, but if it's thick enough, it grows over. And it covers the clit.
Starting point is 00:21:16 You got to push that shit. back on one hand. So God was trying to show us where it was easily. And the clip pop right out like a fucking kickstand on the bike. Yo, listen, I'm the nigger. That's the ginger.
Starting point is 00:21:30 We should wrap up. We should wrap up. The clip do pop out like a kickstand. If you take the thumb, Rory, right, right or wrong. You take the thumb and you go like that. Don't the click come out just like that sometimes? Yeah. It come out like a kickstand, for sure.
Starting point is 00:21:46 But you got to keep the hand on the hair. You let the hair fall back over. You got to start from scratch. It's true. You got to find the clit again. Yeah, you got to find that clit again. It's like a scavenger. Nobody trying to keep finding the clit, DeMaris.
Starting point is 00:21:55 We ain't got time for that shit, man. And the clips are in different areas too sometimes. I mean, the same area, but some be more covered than others. It's tough. Yeah. So hard thing to find. Oh, is it really tough? Yes.
Starting point is 00:22:05 We've had a long day. I'd like y'all to try to suck dick and then complain about something being tough. This has gotten too out of hand in this room today. On MLK Day, this is what you told me, you want me to try to do what? What you did? No, ma'am. Not me. if that's what you like
Starting point is 00:22:22 hey nothing wrong with it I just don't like that de Maris I have not tried and failed I'm just not going to try period that's a struggle that you can deal with on your own you let us know about those struggles that's your department
Starting point is 00:22:35 I will be searching for the clit yeah I will say this weekend though I did have something on repeat the entire weekend what's that I may have been alone in the house but this was this was banging all weekend I miss I miss a good Rap Lucy Yeah
Starting point is 00:22:52 And this was hard This warm my heart I was talking with Daniel I haven't heard a good Lucy Rap record in a long time Like that just stopped Like this is what I'm listening to the whole weekend Game got off on this
Starting point is 00:23:06 Yeah he did It was good to hear from We had mentioned game I think in personal conversation a few months ago I had talked about like we should We should try to Hit game and
Starting point is 00:23:17 And do something I would definitely want to sit with game Game, of course, I mean, now I don't, it's kind of like. Of course, they don't want to. Yeah, like everybody going to want to talk to game now. For sure. But, I mean, I feel like, especially you come from my era, game is looked at it a little bit differently.
Starting point is 00:23:34 Because his discography, I think, is how you look at Ross's. Like, that shit is, there's not a bad album in there. I stop anytime game is doing something, even if it is some weird shit, I know the music is always going to deliver. So when he was in the eclipse of, yeah, Hit Boy, A.B. Who else was in there? What game in them? Rocky. Push-a-T.
Starting point is 00:23:58 Madonna. Oh, yeah. My bad. Naomi Campbell. Yeah, you know, regular. Regular session. Floyd. You know, just come lay a vocal, man. Yeah. Fuck it. And everyone's like, why is game in there? I'm like, y'all got game fucked up and y'all got game and Kanye's track record fucked up.
Starting point is 00:24:14 People don't, I mean, people forget. Because, again, there's so much music that comes out. It's easy to forget records. It's easy to forget. moments and things like that. But if you know, you know. Like, I don't know. Game has, like you said, his discography, his track record, him and Kanye's work together. I mean, it's not something that was far-fetched. Wack 100 owning the internet.
Starting point is 00:24:37 It's just the easy clubhouse. Yeah, Wack house. Yeah, it's Wackhouse. Yeah, it's Wackhouse now. There's no more clubhouse. It's Wackhouse. And if you listen to Donda in the type of, I feel like, Sonics that Kanye is in, it's made for game.
Starting point is 00:24:48 It's made for game's tone. It's made for how game is. Raps. This track, I mean, this was definitely tailored for game. It's funny because when the J.L.L. and then the Lox version as well of Jesus Lord came out on Donda. It was like this game would destroy this. And this is kind of a rendition of that beat again. Yeah. It's not far with the hit boy touch to it. It was good to see hit boy and Kanye back in the studio together. Yeah, I just, I hope. I hope, yeah, is giving all these people real apologies and not the, yo, it's time to heal apology. No, it's time to hill. No, no, no, no. He just
Starting point is 00:25:20 some fuck shit. Let's talk. I'm not healed. I'm still wounded. Yeah. Just because you said heal. I'm not Wolverine. It's just funny because, you know, when a man that goes to a breakup and he's able to have free time and he's not, he doesn't have to be home. He doesn't have to be married anymore. He's just back outside with his friends again. Like, Kanye has been everywhere. It's been in Miami. He's been in the water with a hoodie on with with Jay Prince and Shine. You know what I mean? Shine was not there. Sean was there. Sean was in the water? He was standing right next to him. What you're talking about? In a suit?
Starting point is 00:25:52 Then they was in the waters of Belize without Shianpo. I didn't know they was in Belize. Yeah, it was in Belize, man. It was in the water with Sean. Sean Po. Yeah. Then now he's in the studio with Floyd and A.B. and Madonna.
Starting point is 00:26:03 You know, this is just a free man. You see, this is what freedom looks like. But you kind of, after the breakup, do have to hit a few people in your life, specifically from the opposite sex, but I was tripping my bed. Yeah, like, you know what I'm saying. I disappeared. You know what I had to do. You know what it was.
Starting point is 00:26:16 Trying to keep my family together. You know what it is. it's just good to see Kanye back out and, you know, in the studio with people and seems like he's on the surface at least, he's happy. He's inspired. No, he's not. Inside, he's crying. Not on the surface either.
Starting point is 00:26:32 Really? You don't think he looks happy on the surface? I love his verse and I don't want to focus just on the gossip part, but we have to talk about God let me survive the crash just so I could beat. That's it. I don't even think Pete Davidson was alive when that crash happened. How about that? God made us survive that crash not to change music forever.
Starting point is 00:26:54 Change fashion specifically for a demographic forever. Has nothing to do it. All these amazing products. Have five children. Has nothing to do it while he survived the crash. Take care of nephews and nieces and had nothing to do it. No. We're not surviving this crash for that.
Starting point is 00:27:07 That's just like, yo, if you get around to that stuff, you could do it. You're here to kick some ass. To kick that lanky fuck's ass. That's why I'm saving you. You got to kick his ass. Yeah. And I loved it. Kanye is such a Christian.
Starting point is 00:27:19 Yeah. The amount of shit that he says about God and nonviolence and we should all be together, this and that. Nah, I'm going to fuck him up though. But you understand it, though. And on God, I'm going to fuck him. Yeah, on God. For God. He put me here.
Starting point is 00:27:34 And this is why we love Kanye because he gives us Sunday service, gives us this inspirational music. He's like, I'm not cursing. It's down and then he just jumps out randomly like, I'll kick his ass. He goes from, I'm Walt D. Disney. I'm Steve Jobs. I'm Elon Musk. I'm put here to be the greatest product person, whatever the fuck he said all the time. Nah, I was tripping before. I'm just here to whoops one person's ass. We thought the game would have said that on the track. It was Kanye. I'm here to kick his ass. That's why I moved across the street because I want to kick some ass. I love it, though.
Starting point is 00:28:09 I think that this Kanye is the Kanye that we fell in love with, where we're not sure what he's going to say. It is funny, though, that like non-tuff people, and I'm not saying Kanye's not tough. I don't know but people that have not portrayed themselves as the stereotypical tough guy in their career anytime there's beef why they always run to the studio with gang members that they was never with before battery it gives you that why why is why is jojo simmons with the crips in queens he doesn't know them that was a great time though that was a why is bow wow with the goons behind him that he just met that was it's just great energy you need that aesthetic no you do the last it works in hip-hop the last the last thing you need when you're pissed as a someone that
Starting point is 00:28:47 not participate in that life. I'm not saying you can't defend yourself or fight or be a man. I'm not about that. So about like actively in violence that isn't to just defend yourself. Being around gang is the worst energy
Starting point is 00:28:59 that you could possibly be around. They will gas you up like you will not to go do some dumb shit. But you need that. You need that sometimes. You need them to be like, yo, you know it's all right to just like turn up
Starting point is 00:29:09 and fuck somebody up. And then when you turn up, where they at? If you're not paying them. Yeah. And it's fucked up because like it didn't a paparazzi catch a straight. Didn't Kanye lay like a fan out or something like that? He went paparazzi out.
Starting point is 00:29:22 Allegedly. And then he did an interview with a... What's old boy's name? Yeah, he'll get mad that I didn't remember his name. Jason Lee? Because he's very narcissistic. Jason Lee, thank you. Another ran down on situation.
Starting point is 00:29:34 I get run down on by the weirdest people of all times. Jason did not run down by you? Yeah, I never told the story. Really? I didn't know his name or I had kind of seen his face before. And that's not a shot at Jason Lee. I just don't pay attention to that type of the world. So it's the same thing if I ran down on someone,
Starting point is 00:29:49 I wouldn't expect them to know who I am because I just don't think that way. Some people just don't know who the fuck I am, which is fine. We were at the Rock Nation brunch, and I was standing with Cam, and he came up to me and was just like, was static, and I was like, what's up?
Starting point is 00:30:05 He's like, you know what you did? I'm like, what did I do? I don't know who you are. Really? Yeah. I'm not the slightest clue. I had no opinion on him at all. I had no idea what he was.
Starting point is 00:30:14 And I was like, I have no idea what you talk about. No, I know what you mean. Sometimes when you just don't know somebody and don't know that they have static with you, it throws you off. But I met Jason Lee and he's cool. I'm sure it is. It was a very odd thing. It was brief.
Starting point is 00:30:27 And then Cam looked, but who the fuck was that? I don't know. It was probably something from the old. I'm sure. You get ran down a lot. Ran down on a lot. I mean? But has there ever been a period to the end of that sentence, though?
Starting point is 00:30:43 Fuck your shit. Where the gang members at? Hype me up. We're a gang number. Like, they got them right here. I fully do not think Jason Lee was running down to me to have a physical altercation at the Rock Nation brunch. I do not believe that. He seems cool.
Starting point is 00:30:59 Shout out to Jason Lee. Shout out to Hollywood unlaw. That was a funny story I forgot about and I never really told. Because it really wasn't much to tell, but it was just odd. And that other time with Bobby Lights, but that was your fault. It's always my fault. It really literally is always your fault. I know, man.
Starting point is 00:31:15 I'm trying to. I'm working on me. Bobby said he was going to see you. See? It's MLK Day, first of all. Like, it's peaceful protest. You see the white man. We're not doing that.
Starting point is 00:31:28 But you said Kanye did Hollywood unlocked. Yes. So, yes. All right. So shout out Jason Lee because getting a Kanye West interview is not the easiest thing on earth to do. There's very few people on earth can say that they have gotten a Kanye West interview. Shout out to him for that. And he explained in that that, what, he didn't hit the kid or whatever the paparazzi.
Starting point is 00:31:44 Yeah, he didn't hit. No, he said he did. didn't hit a fan. He said it was paparazzi. He didn't hit a fan. Oh, because there's a difference. I think there's a difference.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Of course. The camera's the only difference. No, that's not true. There's a big, way big difference. You can be a fan and still be paparazzi. Like, some of these paparazzi are legit fans of the people that they take pictures of. Okay, but leave me the fuck alone.
Starting point is 00:32:02 No, I'm with you on that. But that doesn't mean that they're not a fan. The intentions are drastically different. Yeah, absolutely. Well, I don't know. Some could say otherwise it's not because now everyone just wants to take a picture with you. Fans have cameras now. They have their phones in their hand all the time if they see you.
Starting point is 00:32:15 They get inappropriate. They get in your way. They try to stop you from pulling out of the parking spot. Same as paparazzi. Paparazzi just has a more flash. That's it. I could never live that life. That seems terrifying to me.
Starting point is 00:32:28 I feel like I would hit somebody often. Yeah, it's just inconvenient when you just out and might be with family, you're trying to move around. You don't really want that attention. Kids may be with you. You might be with a young lady that you don't want, you don't want to put her in that spotlight when you're one of the most famous. Or can't be seen with her.
Starting point is 00:32:43 Yeah. Well, now, you're single. You can be single with anybody. But, you know, you don't want to put people in that spotlight to where now they, people are following you. Because it's an inconvenience for everybody. Like, nobody wants to be followed. Who the fuck wants to be followed? Yeah, but they kind of live and die off.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Don't live and die off it. Let me completely take that back. But part of their lifestyle is that. Like, that's why I think Kanye would run to a Jason Lee for that rather than run to Elliot Wilson. Because they're talking about that world. And Kanye has definitely strived because of the Kardashians. in that world. They kind of need
Starting point is 00:33:17 and call those people to be around at certain times. Do you think they're accidentally catching Pete and Kim or Kanye and Shorty? It's like, no,
Starting point is 00:33:27 this shit is all, yeah, we're going here. Yeah, they, it's, the paparazzi thing is weird. I don't know how they know where people are going with it headed. Because they tell them.
Starting point is 00:33:37 A lot of the times they tell them, but people call in. Like if you're a restaurant owner and you have one of those restaurants that celebrities frequent and Kanye and his new girlfriend walk in, you're calling the people and saying,
Starting point is 00:33:49 yo, they're here. You're doing that. People at the spot, you mean? The people at the spot. Fans, restaurant owners. Not to drop names, but when we was in L.A. And Chloe was with us.
Starting point is 00:34:00 We didn't even know what we were going yet. We figured it out in the car. And we went to the hookah spot. And when we pulled up to the hookah spot, they were already there. I'm like, we didn't even know we were coming here. How the fuck are they here? When we had Hove at Palooza,
Starting point is 00:34:12 we didn't tell anyone but three or four people and there were already paparazzi's at the back door of Hammerstein Ballroom waiting and I was like how the fuck do they notice? And I'm not saying they followed the car
Starting point is 00:34:25 they were waiting already I'm like how the fuck they all know I don't understand how they do that it fucked me up we didn't even know where we were going and they were there when we got there Hammerstein might have called that could have been it
Starting point is 00:34:35 but either way the hookah spot couldn't call because nobody called the hookah spot and said we were coming so that's why that I was just like maybe I think the paparazzi they keep... Maybe you text a van.
Starting point is 00:34:46 No, I didn't text a man. We're going to way to Hollywood hookah. I think that the paparazzi know each other and they kind of like keep communications like a ring. Oh, definitely. They're going to head it down this block. They're headed down.
Starting point is 00:34:56 It got to be something like that. It has to be. I guess. I just think that's a really odd profession. It is. It's weird. It's a weird world. But whatever.
Starting point is 00:35:04 Everybody got to make a living. But I just wish they would find a different way to make a living and being inconvenient to people. Yeah, like take Instagram girls into weird situations and get them naked. and call it art.
Starting point is 00:35:15 Like, do that instead. Okay. You camera people are kind of fucking weirdos. Nah, I think about it. Kind of? Very. We don't get into photographers. No disrespect, Carl. No.
Starting point is 00:35:24 No. No. Carl and Eddn take their abilities and use it for creative things. Thank you. With some sick shit sprinkled in. Oh, for sure. Carl, I mean,
Starting point is 00:35:34 more so Carl with some sick shit. But he does sick shit with himself. So that's okay. So that's fine. The only person that's being harmed is Carl and his brother. Yeah, yeah. These paparazzi are just running around, just taking photos of fucking people's personal lives.
Starting point is 00:35:51 And then all these other IG photographers are doing nothing but being nasty perverts and keeping all these files in their computer of the outtakes where they're really naked and putting them on only fans. Like, y'all are sick. Y'all are just perverts with a cannon. Yeah, but we know that we've uncovered that about photographers a while ago. Like, telling a girl to get in a tub full of fruit loops and milk is not art. No.
Starting point is 00:36:13 Going into the middle of the woods and be like, yo, just get ass naked. Yeah, that's not art. Like, this is for your sick, like, pleasure. But it is what it is. But what did they talk about on Hollywood Unlock? Oh, I just saw the clip. I didn't watch the full interview. Is it out yet?
Starting point is 00:36:27 That's a Demaris question. I just saw the clip. Okay. So I think some of it is out. Okay. Yeah, I think he's releasing it piece by piece. But yeah. Well, we got to check that out.
Starting point is 00:36:36 See what you're talking about. Now, I like the fact that Kanye is back on his, you know, on this energy. Like, he's not being the humble. CEO of Gap CEO of Adidas When was he ever the humble CEO of Gap and Adidas? Well you know he wasn't as vocal
Starting point is 00:36:51 as he's known to be He's a little more vocal These last couple weeks It seems like he's more Like I said he's single now He's hanging out with his friends He's back in the studio He's putting out records with game
Starting point is 00:37:03 He's back with hit boy And you know Moneybag yell Yeah he's doing the breakup well I think Yeah Gang members rappers that make party music Oh you know how it is when you break up
Starting point is 00:37:12 It's like you never want to go home because you don't want to be alone. So you're always asking me, you're where you at? You pull up to anybody house. You don't never want to leave. Everybody start yawning. You still up, talking. It's like, fam, you got to go home. Because you want that embrace of walking in like they ain't seen you in a minute because you've been locked up. You've been doing a big.
Starting point is 00:37:29 Exactly. But it's like, fam, it's four in the morning. Like, it's time that you got to go home. And then when your friend has a breakup and just won't shut up about how much this bitch was tripping. Yeah. It's like, I know, no, no. I thought you wanted to come here and be single and have a good time. I don't want to hear. We don't want to talk about. You're actually ruining it for the other women that are here as well.
Starting point is 00:37:46 Oh, no, they're going through that. AB got an earful this weekend. Well, AB's probably, that's why he's hanging out. He's the one giving the airplay. He's talking about, Kim. Abie's talking about Tom. They both have a break-up just in a different capacity. It's the same.
Starting point is 00:38:00 For sure, it's the same. Like, I can't even see my team. Yeah. But anyway, I mean, you know, hopefully, you know, the divorce and, you know, custody and all of that is, is, is somewhat fair to both parties. Let's say that. Hopefully they land on something that's fair.
Starting point is 00:38:19 I just think that was one of the funniest raps ever. No, it was, absolutely. Within five minutes, you said you had the greatest divorce of all time, and then was in your car following GPS directions. You know when you follow,
Starting point is 00:38:33 when you let the voice go in the GPS, you're focused on where you need to go. Yeah, you don't want to miss your turn. I am having the worst divorce ever. I don't even have to look at my phone. I don't want to miss your phone. I don't want to miss no turn. Let me know where I'm going.
Starting point is 00:38:44 But either way, that was the easy record with the game in Kanye. Dope record. I enjoyed it. You guys heard Corday? I did hear Corday. I didn't listen to it yet. How was it? I definitely bought it.
Starting point is 00:38:58 I listened to it all weekend because I'm a big Corday fan. When was the last Corday album? Two or three years? I want to say about two years. It's been a minute, which was to me a phenomenal album. This one was good, but again, I hold our. to the standard of who I think they are and can be. And the rapping was great.
Starting point is 00:39:19 We're never going to say Corday can't rap. Because he can rap so well, I thought he would focus on production a little bit more on this one. And it's a little stagnant. Who are some of the producers? I didn't even look through on who it was. The beats aren't bad, but to wait that long, I kind of figured he was focusing on really putting together it on a music level.
Starting point is 00:39:40 Like this felt like, yeah, it's top-tier rapping, but I feel like he can do what he did on this album in his sleep. Okay. So I guess with the time period, I had the expectation that it would feel more like an album. This, I feel like Corday could do this shit in like five months at most. Like he can rap really well. You know that. Get on a beat and just rap better than anybody.
Starting point is 00:40:01 That's just what he did on this. And I thought there'd be, I thought it was actually a step back musically from the last one. Really? Rapping is still top tier. Still love Corday. But the production is. I just thought, yeah, the production, I felt like he could. could have put a bit more in because even on like the intro it switched up a little bit at a
Starting point is 00:40:17 cool outro and I started to feel like okay he is going in that world and then from there was just like here's a beat rap hook rap next song rap hook rap next song like it just okay it kind of felt like you'll load the beat up and then and we're done no to me and we're done and that's not bad I want to make that clear like it's but you wasn't in no way that is it bad at all it is good I just felt he could have matured more with the production value around his rapping and took in a little bit more risks rather than 16 hook 16 okay that's that's really it i'm gonna check it out i like corday um i know listen i had i had it on repeat all weekend i did enjoy it i just i expected a little bit more all right well corday from a bird's eye view in store in your dsps and i keep saying in stores nobody goes
Starting point is 00:41:03 a store to store it's a store though dsp is a store i guess so roy did you hear aunt clemens i did hear anne clemens Four play, the EP. Nice little four pack, 12 minutes, in and out pause. Yeah. I liked it. I think Aunt needs to do more of those because Ant. I like R&B artists doing that. Yeah, and the amount of, because Ant is a really phenomenal writer and writes for a lot of other people and gives a lot of shit away.
Starting point is 00:41:28 So Ant is one of those like the way Todd Alla is where they're sitting on 10,000 songs. So I think just getting a lot of those off the hard drive because they are so good and just little four packs and shit. is a good route for him right now while he works on the full joint i like that i like i think that he should do one of these a month maybe yeah you know i mean i mean a four pack throw those out there get you know get them streams because i like ant i like anne a lot no ant is really good his pen is dope uh jim jones gangster grills we set the trends i mean at this point i'm just repeating myself yeah of how how great jimmy's second half of his fucking career.
Starting point is 00:42:08 Consistent. Jim has been very consistent, man. And, you know, as a, as a, someone that loves the art and loves the culture as much as I do, like, I respect when artists are just consistent. Sometimes people are like, oh, but we got this from them already. You know, we heard that and it sounds like this. And I get that. I understand people's frustrations with that.
Starting point is 00:42:28 But more importantly, I just love consistent good work, consistent good art. I feel like if there's so much more out there of it, then we get annoyed. Jim is being consistent. consistent in doing an era that we love at such a high volume when no one else is really doing this that way. So he could do this every month and I would never get tired of it because no one else is doing it from that era in this type of way. I mean, the Jimmy shit, again, I'll repeat myself of how much Jim has grown in the second half of his career. Very consistent, man. Very, very consistent. I respect that. There was some good Lucy's too. There was some good Lucy's too. Murder beats, Blast and Wa-A, one shot. I really liked. I think that's going to be. one of those day party club hookah record type shit Earl sweatshirt put out sick
Starting point is 00:43:15 He did finally I liked it I listened to it last night The production is crazy on it The production is crazy Sounds good Earl sounds good Still rapping at a high level I like the Titanic joint That record is hard
Starting point is 00:43:28 With Earl that's one of those Like I'll come back to you on six months with my review Just because like it's Earl It's gonna take a lot of time to I get it to catch everything and really understand that. But shout out to Earl, Pop,
Starting point is 00:43:42 guru, alchemist, everyone that worked on that. Real good job on that project. I know they've been working on that for a minute. Saba put out a great record, come my way with Crazy Moe. Aze and Two Chains put something out with static. I want that static selected and Two Chains album to just drop.
Starting point is 00:43:58 I don't know what's going on. I know how those types of things go. But they're sitting on so much good music. It's unbelievable. Somebody told me that, stove guard put something out. DeMaris? No, not DeMaris.
Starting point is 00:44:13 Damaris didn't tell me. Somebody told me and they was like, you gotta pay a million dollars for the album or something. Something crazy like that. Oh yeah, he's selling selling, if I'm not mistaken, it's a mixtape on his website.
Starting point is 00:44:27 For a million dollars? Like, can we crowd fund that? Or just one person that's to pay the mill? Yeah, like one person has to pay a meal for the album. I got $100 on it. Yeah, like I'll put a Hyundai
Starting point is 00:44:40 up. Why not? Musical art piece for, yeah, a million dollars. Listen, man. The government got that fucking Wutang album, so I'm not doing any of this bid for the fucking highest bidder shit. I like Stoga.
Starting point is 00:44:54 I think he's one of the best young dudes, though. I like him a lot. Do we want that Wutang album? The million dollar one? Well, it's sold for more than a million, I think, to that fucking sleazy medicine guy. I gotta be able to hear some
Starting point is 00:45:08 snippets. Like if I'm going to pay a million dollars for an album, I got to hear some snippets. And y'all got them. Y' might have to come perform that once a year, my crib, the whole album. Well, Ghostface did say he did hear it. And this was his review. Trash. Trash. That's all it was. Okay. So I'm taking Ghostface's word on that. I don't want to hear that. No, I don't need it. Yeah, I'm cool. And if the government's doing the rollout, I'm cool. Yeah, I don't want, I don't want that. If Ghostface is saying the album is trash, it's trash.
Starting point is 00:45:34 I think my favorite record that came out over the weekend, though, was J.I.D. 21 Savage, Baby Tate. Surrounded sound. Surround sound. Yeah, you just told me about I didn't even know they put something out. Yeah, I didn't hear that either. When I say, you know how we talk about two chains where it's like chains can be respected by more of like to turn up trappy crowd and also people that fuck with lyrics? To me, 21 Savage is the new two chains in that regard. Because he's been rapping, rapping. I don't think people really like are giving him. His best verse to me was to join on Raw album on the Outlaws record. So that's one of the, that's probably, to me that's probably two changes.
Starting point is 00:46:09 But, I mean, 21 Savage is best verse. And we had brought that up last episode because I think J.I.D. had tweeted out that this was coming out. And it was his favorite, um, 21 Savage verse. J.D. smoked this shit, but I do want to get right to just 21 shit. So J.I.D. is he's one of the new aliens that have landed. For sure. And got the Miss Fat, Fat Booty, Aretha Franklin sample that can go on with that. Ever. Shut up to 21, man.
Starting point is 00:46:36 Me and my money attached to motion to me. I get the clutching if you get too close to me. Every time you rap over for. Jumping in the gang niggas out like they're coaching me. Four hundred rats ain't shit but a show to me. I'm on the road and I bet that you're holl with me. When I'm in traffic, it's always a cold. Hit from the back.
Starting point is 00:46:50 She's giving me slurred and I ain't even put my pants down. Jump in the box and slide to the other side. It's always a man down. Draw down. Hands in an ugly. As a rapper. I need to see the action as a huge of shit. I need to see the ass.
Starting point is 00:47:03 Houston, Atlanta. Come on, Dave, we out. I was trying to go to my birthday. Nah, I ain't fucking y'all. Ma'all don't invite me nowhere else. You want to Miami. For your birthday, we're going to the strip club. We're going to Miami.
Starting point is 00:47:15 You want to go to Miami or you want to go to Houston? I want to go to Miami. I need a beach. I'm a beach girl. All right, so we're going to go to Miami, take you to Tutsis, the best lemon pepper wings and Tutsis. Houston got that lake? Taking somebody to a lake.
Starting point is 00:47:30 That lake be turned up. Beach. That lake be turned down. Or it's the Gulf of Mexico. It's one of them shit. I don't know. The Gulf. It's the Gulf of Mexico.
Starting point is 00:47:39 You know your bodies of water? Yeah. I don't know my body. I do not. Never had your toes in the Gulf? Yes, I have. Absolutely, I have. Ma, we're the Gulf.
Starting point is 00:47:47 You definitely went down to Tampa and touched the beach. Yeah, but where is the Gulf? In Mexico, the Gulf of Mexico. Yes, but where, Ma. It's like that. Mexico's a big ass country. Where? For sure, but it's like that, it's like, it looks like a, it kind of looks like a lake,
Starting point is 00:48:01 but it's not. Mm-hmm. And it's like when you leave, in Cancun. Cancun, right? Cancun is on that side, yes. That has to be the Gulf of Mexico. No, Cancun's on the other side. You're thinking of a...
Starting point is 00:48:13 I can't wait until Pete's get a mat and put it in between y'all. Yeah. No? No, Cabo's on the other side. Cabo, Cancun. There's only three places you can fucking go. Listen, man, it's the Gulf of fucking Mexico. If I'm in Cancun, Mexico and I'm in some water,
Starting point is 00:48:28 it has to be the Gulf of Mexico. No. No. Because that cowboy is the Pacific. Yeah, but so where's, so where's, uh, Cancun. On the Gulf side. So that's what I just said.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I know. I corrected myself. Okay. Cabo's on the Pacific side. You peasants go on the Gulf side. Yeah. We over here with the Pacific where you can't even, you're not even allowed in the water.
Starting point is 00:48:47 Either way, I need to see some asses shaking to that record right there. It's great record. I already know. I haven't hit Jadis flowing yet. I can already hit it. That balance, I already know what you do. It's a really good record. But we'll take Demarest to the Gulf.
Starting point is 00:48:59 Yeah, absolutely. We got to take her to the Gulf or Miami. When's your birthday? March 26th. Okay, yeah, now we are out. We are out. I'm going to take it to Key West with the old people. The marriage has never been to.
Starting point is 00:49:09 Yo, I was, this time I know I'm getting old. I was looking, I'm like, damn, I kind of want to go to the Florida Keys or like Destin. I'm like looking for like resorts and shit in Destin of Florida. Key West being a destination is hysterical. Because I'm old. Anywhere that southwest goes is not a destination to me. I'm fucking old, yo. Any flight that goes direct from Albuquerque, New Mexico to Key West.
Starting point is 00:49:32 No, that's not it. I'm sorry. That drive from Miami to Key West, though, is actually really nice. Really? Yeah, you hit every single key. It's dope. Key West is cool. Yeah, no, we got to take the marriage to the strip club for a B day.
Starting point is 00:49:43 Got to. But listen, you know she's like a vet, though. Like, she'll get in there and get real comfort. We're not going to show her nothing. Oh, yeah. No, I'm a strip club connoisseur. Like, I've, that used to be like my shit. She's never been to the Magic City.
Starting point is 00:49:57 No, I've never been to the Magic City. Yeah, so we got to get her to Magic City. Have you been to Tutsies in Miami? Mm-hmm. Okay. Tutsis is great. So maybe Magic City. We're going to have to do Magic City for your birthday.
Starting point is 00:50:08 What's the other one in Miami is good? The office. G5. The office is good, too. Office is ratchet, nice and ratchet. That's my type of strip club. Tutsis sometimes like a little too bougie for me. The G5, we was walking in and security, security was like searching everybody.
Starting point is 00:50:25 And like, he was one of, you know, the strong, aggressive security niggas. He patting us down. And you know, when you're on the court and you make a good play and the niggas patching on your ass? He pat me on my ass And was like, all right, fam, you're good And I'm, you know, it's kind of like You turn around like a fan Come on, fan.
Starting point is 00:50:41 Like, you can't, you can't search me for weaponry And then pat my ass Because I don't have a weapon. Like, yeah. The coach pat in the strip club is sick. Yeah, it's like, come on. And then you can't say nothing to
Starting point is 00:50:51 What you're going to say to this big dude outside with the knuckles That's built into the gloves? You want some real white humor? I love white humor. Absolutely. Absolutely. My God brother went at MetLife
Starting point is 00:51:02 when they started to get real crazy with security. Like you had to show your phone when you walked in And they was getting crazy with the pat-downs He would change the background of his phone To like a really big dick And would just Because they have to look at your phone
Starting point is 00:51:16 Yeah And they would just open the phone And they'd just be staring at a really big dick And then they do the wild pat down He'd get real, real close to them And whisper in the ear Thank you And like breathe on their ear
Starting point is 00:51:28 Oh yeah He's playing a dangerous game You can't play that game With certain security views You get laid out Listen man Yeah Certain dudes ain't
Starting point is 00:51:34 playing that. That right there? White guy from New Jersey who's a Jets fan. It's a little different. Yeah, but that game right there, you got to play with the right security guard. I agree.
Starting point is 00:51:40 Oh, no, I was like two or three people behind him. Every time he did that, I was like, hey, no, I'm going to watch. This can be funny, but I'm not going to be right there. Somebody ain't going to laugh at that. Somebody not going to take kindly to that type of shit. At all, especially the MetLife security.
Starting point is 00:51:54 Who else put out some joints? Well, young Dolph is coming out with something. Young Dolph's people are coming out with something this weekend. Okay. Are we excited about that? Are we like keeping that same retarded? How much, how much, how much, how much is of it is Dolph? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:10 I'm saying, do we have, do we know, is it like a collab compilation project with his artists or is it Dolph music? I think it's Dolph music. I mean, he didn't pass very long ago. I'm sure he has a lot of completed stuff that was ready to go. So this one, yeah, I would be excited as if this was a new Dolph album that probably was intending to put out in this type of way. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:52:34 Every artist has, you know, the way people record now, you have a, every artist has a whole hard drive full of joints that they haven't put out, I'm sure. Yeah, but it's just like they, it's a reason why they haven't put them out. Maybe then, you know, like when you're an artist, I want my shit to be a certain way. A certain way. You know? So it's like, don't take my shit and go finish it up in your vision. Well, hopefully these are the people that were in charge of that and they know what his vision was. They know the way he likes his shit to be presented and they like the way he likes.
Starting point is 00:53:03 he likes the way his art to be, you know, presented to the world. So hopefully they get it right. Hopefully. Either the way, I'm a fan. I was always been a fan of Dolf. So I'm always excited to get some of the Dauph music. And he seemed so hands-on with everything. I'm sure he was gearing up to put something out regardless of his team he was vocal to.
Starting point is 00:53:21 Prior to on how things were going to go. So I think this, we could keep this as a real Dolf album. Same way Life After Death was a real big album and it just happened around the same exact time of his passing. I think it's in that regard. Well, that's all the music I had for over the weekend. Wayne, we're really sorry for the wait for streaming services. Oh, yes. Is it a classic?
Starting point is 00:53:41 I did. I did get that. Is it a classic? Sorry for the wait. Wayne has, now I will say that. Wayne has some of those droughts. Classics. No ceilings is classic.
Starting point is 00:53:52 For sure. Absolutely. That's without a doubt. Some of those drought tapes was like, yeah. Well, is this going to be a trend? I hope it is. I'm just getting all mixed tapes on. Because I need soul tapes.
Starting point is 00:54:05 They need to. Yeah. Like that's, I'm waiting for that. I need the soul tapes. Badly. Definitely waiting for those days of DSP. But that's expensive as fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:13 They have a lot of, um, like is that really worth the return on investment with that? They got to figure something out, man. We just need to be able to stream our favorite artist's mixtapes, some of the music that wasn't released as albums. Like, we just need to be able to open our phone and just have that. Because you can go on that Piff. then you can still listen to music
Starting point is 00:54:34 there's a lot of those mixtapes, but it's not really the same. I guess just what's the incentive for an artist to want to do that outside of the obvious, which is to have their fans be happy, but from a business standpoint, a lot of these people are going to want upfront fees and then they're going to want to take all the
Starting point is 00:54:51 publishing. So if I'm already getting a penny from streaming and then you're going to take all the points on the record already because it is technically yours, I'm making zero money and then I'm just putting up front money if you want a fee as well. So I'm just coming out of here in the negative no matter what. And some of those artists that we love the mixtapes may not be in the financial place
Starting point is 00:55:12 where they can just shovel over a quarter million dollars to put out a mixtape that they're not going to receive any money back on. Maybe if they want to put a tour around it to build some buzz they could do it, I just don't see not every artist is Wayne that can do that. Not every artist is Nicky that can do that. Not every artist is Drake that can go put so far going on. Well, whatever needs to happen, something needs to happen
Starting point is 00:55:35 because we need to be able to fucking stream a lot of these mixtapes. Dadpiff has a good app. No, yeah, it does. It does. But I think that it, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:55:44 I could be wrong, but I think when you use it, the app has to, you can't close it out and go to, like, your text or something like that. Pretty sure you can. Can you?
Starting point is 00:55:53 You can. It doesn't run as efficient as an same app of music. It's not very user-friendly. It still works. But, hey, listen, if you get YouTube premium, you can do it.
Starting point is 00:56:02 That might be what you have to get there. And if you still have iTunes like me, I literally have every mixtape ever. I just hit my library and everything's there. Yeah, no, I lost my laptop. I had all my iTunes music. Left it at the strip club. Probably. I used to do my homework in the strip club, so probably.
Starting point is 00:56:21 Jesus Christ. What? Yeah, man. We didn't talk about it last week, but Fandul made its way to New York finally. and I got to be honest, man I think it's a bad thing I'm seeing a lot of these young dudes man, they're addicted to this
Starting point is 00:56:40 fan duel. It's messing up your racket at the gambling spot? Nah, it's just I see what it's going to do, man. Gambling is never a good thing, first of all. It's a bad advice. But then when you put it in the palm of your hand and you don't even have to leave home to gamble, it's scary. Like a lot of these young dudes, they're addicted to this
Starting point is 00:56:56 fan duels shit, you know, betting on these games every day and I just I know where this shit can end up man you start looking up and you don't have no more money in your savings and then you start selling your clothes to get money selling sneakers that's what these kids doing that's what they're doing they're selling their sneakers they're going through their closet seeing which off white sneakers sell and all of this just chasing this vandal shit
Starting point is 00:57:18 it's gonna be bad man the new the new NFT no this is worse new crypto no this is real this is like your money is going if LeBron don't make this free throw money invested. Yeah. Like if LeBron don't score the first basket, your money is gone. You're not eating that week? You're $100 out of here.
Starting point is 00:57:36 But they used to gambling with OnlyFans because anytime you get a private message, you can't see it and be like $30, I promise this is the crazy shit. And then it'd just be their IG photo. And then you just gambled away $30. Yeah, but Fan Duel is different because it's games every night, multiple games. IG chicks posting every night too? No, but they post like a lot of these IG chicks only posts once a week. They be tricking guys.
Starting point is 00:57:56 It's the same photos you. They had the same lingerie just a different angle. For sure. It's like, hey, hey, you sent this array. I need a new batch. Don't send me the batch for three weeks ago. The Miami batch. Yeah, don't send that to me.
Starting point is 00:58:07 It's been five months. Yeah, don't show me the same teddy set with a new angle. I don't want to see that. Get some new lingerie. But yeah, that fan do shit, man, it's going to be bad, bro. A lot of these young dudes, they really caught up in this shit. Because you don't see, when it was in Jersey, you don't see people going to Jersey to play.
Starting point is 00:58:24 No. But, you know, now that's... You would see it. Yeah, but now that, you know, in New York and, you know, you're hanging out, I'm hanging out with dudes and they, on their phones, they check in the fandom. I forget that it's in New York now. You can play.
Starting point is 00:58:34 You can gamble. And they just addicted, man. So you're just being St. Nick and people screaming about. No, they right here, yeah. You text them. Like, yo, what's good? Yo, man, yo, this, you know, this nigga Russ fucking up the line. I'm like, what?
Starting point is 00:58:48 Oh, yo, this nigga John Morant. Beeky, I need one more assist. They just took him out. I'm like, wait, y'all really sitting at home gambling on all of this. Like, it's bad, bro. So you're saying basketball players already had to be a little nervous when they came to New York certain spots. They go to certain striplums, certain women that they deal with just because they could get robbed because of what they had. Now you're saying there'll be a personal vendetta when they get robbed.
Starting point is 00:59:11 Absolutely. They got to be careful. A lot of dudes is losing a lot. They'll get beat up, not take their chain, nothing. Be like, no, this is for the spread last week. Yeah, you fucked up my spread. Yeah, absolutely. It's happening.
Starting point is 00:59:19 Off GP? It's a real thing, bro. And I don't, you know, I thought that being able to gamble on games was going to be a good thing. like you know outside of los vegas I'm like why can't people just gamble on games but it's gambling I was never gambler first of all I never something about losing my money and somebody just
Starting point is 00:59:36 walking away acting like everything is okay it never sat well with me so I you know but I'm seeing a lot of these young dudes I'm seeing a lot of these young dudes it's bad man that they caught up they deep into this fan do shit anyways with that said Tamara she was in these streets this weekend
Starting point is 00:59:52 I was not any streets me and Dee was supposed to hook up and go out. Man, go to hell. Dee, it was minus. Spider-Man you're supposed to watch. Dee, the wind chill factor said minus two.
Starting point is 01:00:02 I would never have you come outside and minus two. This is the thing, though. She was outside. ankles. Angles out. Minus Saturday? No, I did not go anywhere on Saturday.
Starting point is 01:00:11 I am old. I can only go out one day. Okay. Yeah, Friday I saw that you was out. You and the team. This is the thing. If we have plans, just hit me and say, yo, I don't want you out and it's cold.
Starting point is 01:00:20 You're right, Dee. But I just felt like some shit between black people don't need to be talked about. I know you was at home. like this nigga mall better not hit me to come outside today. I was like I know Dee better not hit me to come outside today because it's not fucking happening. Minus two, no thing.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Sometimes you have to do a metaphorical temperature check to be like, yo, you still want to go out? Yeah. I just let him know like, I'm not going to. I didn't know it was going to be that cold that next day. I also didn't play not getting that. I didn't play out being out as late Friday as I was because we were supposed to go to the movies at like three, right?
Starting point is 01:00:51 Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. We indeed had it. We had a whole day set. We had a little see Spider-Man.
Starting point is 01:00:55 When were y'all going to be outside? Saturday we were supposed to go. But we didn't know it was going to be that cold. I didn't check the one. Just getting the Uber and then get out of the Uber. Nah, blow. Nah, bro. But, yeah.
Starting point is 01:01:04 Minus two. I'm cool. I'm cool. I'm cool. That cinematic masterpiece. Yeah, yeah, I'm cool. You guys could have done the driving. You never left the car.
Starting point is 01:01:12 They ever driving now? In New York. And Williamsburg. That's why I saw Spider-Man. Really? Yeah. You was going to drive us? No.
Starting point is 01:01:21 We go Uber. I'm not sitting in the back of my Mazda trunk with the seats. laid out in the blankets with y'all too? Yeah, like, why not? What you mean, why not? No, there's mad knots. Let's make it happen.
Starting point is 01:01:32 How many knots you need out of that? Let's make it happen. I'm not sitting thaw-and-a-dye with y'all. We should do that. We should lay back in the Mazzie with some blankets and shit. Looking through the back of the fucking Mazda. And watching Peter Parker swing through New York City or what? New York City.
Starting point is 01:01:47 Because that ain't New York. It was Vancouver. Some of them builders, I was like, fam. And some of them Peter Parker's, I'm like, that ain't, that building ain't there. That's what I couldn't rock. That building ain't there. dark night like that even though i love dark night and it's a classic yeah like that's nothing like that wasn't gotham bro i'm chicago like you you're hitting all the iconic chicago shots
Starting point is 01:02:02 just to say chicago that's not new york city we are we we new yorkers know that that's not new york city bro that's not new york yeah well i'm mad you guys didn't get to do your date yeah no no we're not going to where was where was you out on friday night that you was out really late um shaking ass you shut it down i was not shut it down you didn't shut it down i um I went to lunch. I went to lunch at 345, which I did not plan. We were supposed to go to dinner, but she said she wanted to do lunch. We went to lunch at 345.
Starting point is 01:02:33 Oh, it was one of those days. Yeah. Got in at 345. In the middle of dinner, literally when I'm paying my check, I get a notification that says, you have a call. I'm like, oh, shit, I got a call with Rory. Oh, yes, right. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:44 You have to be on that call, but go ahead. Yeah. So I went downstairs and took it. And then we left. We went to Dream Hotel. It was close. So it was like across the street. That's so weird because all of you live in New York City.
Starting point is 01:02:57 Why would you need to go to a hotel? We just went to the... It's really just an odd place to go. We went to dream hotel to get drinks at the hotel lobby. So we were there for hours. We were there for hours. And then Loyan came through. And then we all went up to Ph.D.
Starting point is 01:03:13 We went to the rooftop just real quick. Just real quick. Yeah, just real quick. I think we left by like 12. We were gone by like 11, 30, 12 o'clock. See what the team is doing more? We got to check the books, man. They just at the hotel in the city.
Starting point is 01:03:28 The hotel in the city they live in. I don't like it. Y'all got a room just to pregame? They're going crazy. They're going crazy, man. I'm not pregame. Was it a dream? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:40 You had a good time? No, it was a drink. Oh, no. It was cool. It was cool. No, I had a good time. Okay. I was just exhausted.
Starting point is 01:03:46 I don't come. I have a four-hour time span to be outside, and I was outside from 345 to 12 o'clock. That's a long time. So you were going to make the movie at 10 degree weather? No, that was the next day. That was the next day. Yeah, no, she couldn't.
Starting point is 01:04:01 No, I wasn't making that movie. I was just mad that mall didn't hit me up and I didn't get a chance to cancel on him. She's right. I wasn't going. But I just thought we used our black telepathicalness. Oh, yes. And just once you feel the weather, you're like,
Starting point is 01:04:13 nah, black people don't do minus two. Not for no damn Peter Parker. We ain't doing that. MLK birthday, maybe. PMLK birthday. So was there any observations? you were out, you were on a night, people weren't really out because it was going to be cold that night as well.
Starting point is 01:04:29 Give us some observations of the, I go out to the club and the cold crowd. It wasn't a club though. All right, a hotel rooftop. I'm sorry. Yeah. It was a lounge. It was cool.
Starting point is 01:04:39 Like, it was cool. I'm too old. What did y'all drink? How did you feel about your crew? Like, and how y'all was being represented and how they was making moves around the lounge and the bar. Oh, no. And who they was talking to.
Starting point is 01:04:51 We was chilling. We weren't even like really thinking about nobody. Loyon, like, knew some, it was like an African, like,
Starting point is 01:04:56 Renaissance in there they had, like, it was like, the Africans in there that he just knew. Mm.
Starting point is 01:05:01 I'm like, Africa's the biggest continent, but every time you see African, y'all just know each other. I don't understand that shit. But, yeah,
Starting point is 01:05:07 he was making moves. I was chilling, fist pumping. Okay. They was playing that techno, you know, when they mixed the mid-2007s hip-hop pop
Starting point is 01:05:16 with the techno shit. I was in their fistpumpet. That's my vibe. I like that. So I was chilling. Tasha was drunk. I was tired I was tired
Starting point is 01:05:25 I was exhausted Why every time I hear about Toshay she was drinking Because she's with Damiress She was about to get drunk Damias should be feeding her red wine Yo I'd be feeding Everybody alcohol
Starting point is 01:05:32 I'm not gonna lie Would you be feeding people The wrong alcohol Don't feed a sad girl Red wine At a her show Yeah I had her out
Starting point is 01:05:39 She was on rum I had her rum Oh my god Rum and tequila Rum and tequila You might be a predator Jesus Christ Rum and tequila
Starting point is 01:05:49 Yeah We might need to watch out for you You might be part of the problem That's why y'all bring me around the women So I could be a predator And y'all don't have to Well we would not be predators We are trying to defend them from you
Starting point is 01:06:01 Right Sure Yo Jake Paul and Mike Tyson have agreed to fight Get the fuck Get the fuck $50 million payout Jake Paul versus Mike Tyson is happening They haven't set a date yet
Starting point is 01:06:14 But it is a real thing Oh Listen man You know We laughed at Jake Paul you know, it became a thing and he's been doing nothing but putting motherfuckers to sleep. At this point I'd be
Starting point is 01:06:26 hating. Yeah. If I said anything. I will throw hate to the sport of professional boxing because I think you guys are making kind of a mockery out of some shit, but I can't hate on the pole family. They're making money and they're knocking people out. He found a loophole. He found a way to
Starting point is 01:06:42 market himself and put himself in the ring with obviously one of the greatest boxers ever, Mike Tyson. I don't know. how safe this is for him. Well, I'm sure if Jake Paul has any type of sense he signed some type of contract that said,
Starting point is 01:06:58 hey, you can't knock me to fuck out, kill me. Don't even punch me with all your life. See, I don't like that. You can't do that in boxing. You can't say, don't you knockout. They have a knockout clause in that. I think with that Mayweather one, they definitely had a no knockout clause.
Starting point is 01:07:10 No way. There's no way that dude was going to knock Mayweather out. No, I'm saying the other way around. Mayweather would have knocked him the fuck out. Mayweather made that a fight. Listen, I fuck with the Paul brothers. I'm not going to hate. I did hate the idea of all this shit before.
Starting point is 01:07:24 Like, you shouldn't be in the ring with someone who was a master fucking goat at their craft like Mayweather. And you are a YouTube guy that can fight. Don't get, don't get me wrong. But I can also play basketball. I shouldn't be playing with LeBron. Yeah. So there's just a difference. But Mayweather, they definitely signed a shit.
Starting point is 01:07:42 Because Mayweather could have easily tagged him up and he made that a fight. This Tyson shit, I don't think anyone should ever be in a ring with Tyson within no knockout close. I don't think that anybody that. Tyron Woodley? No, no, I'm talking about Tyson. Roy Jones? Holyfield. Yeah, Holyfield.
Starting point is 01:08:00 Holyfield. I said Roy Jones. Holyfield. Holyfield. It was Roy Jones. It was a Holyfield? It wasn't Holyfield? Tyson didn't fight Holyfield?
Starting point is 01:08:08 All right, it was Roy Jones. I think they had a no knockout clause, which I didn't like either, but I understand their old guys. Wait, Tyson and Holyfield hasn't fought? They fought before a long time. I know they're in their primes, well, not their real primes. Oh, so it was Jones. It was right.
Starting point is 01:08:22 Pretty sure. Yeah. I'm saying Jake Paul. I don't think Jake Paul is an able 30-something-year-old man. There should be no... Jake Paul ain't even 30 yet. All right, then he should...
Starting point is 01:08:33 There should be a knockout, no knockout. Rule should not be an effect on that at all. Mike Tyson should be able to knock you out if you're getting in the ring with him. How are you going to tell Mike Tyson not to knock you the fuck out? Yeah, but I think that... Easy. Somebody take the weed away from Mike Tyson for a month.
Starting point is 01:08:49 Jake Paul might die. Jake Paul is 25. Oh, wow, he's a baby. Yeah, he's 25 years old. Here's the thing, though. I don't think Mike is going to play those ghetto games that the Pauls play with, like, how they promote fights. Mayweather invented those ghetto games. He loves that shit.
Starting point is 01:09:08 Yeah. I don't think Mike, who's in this peaceful, leave me alone. I'm in a Zen part of my life. I'm trying to become a better person. Then you start doing this nan-in-a-n-n-n-n-ass shit to Mike Tyson. You're going to get old Mike. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:09:22 You're going to get Brownsville, Mike. This fight might be the fight where Jake Paul realizes he went too far. I'm more interested in how he leads up to this fight than the actual fight. Because you could do that shit. His brother could do the shit with Mayweather. They both can play those fucking YouTube games that all boxers do to promote fights. But Mike? Who's played those games with Mike?
Starting point is 01:09:50 They tried in a press conference. he bit, he bit someone's leg. They tried, they tried to nann, a nana him in a fucking press conference and it turned out to a brawl. Yeah, him to, Jake Paul and the Tyrone Woodley fight, I mean, he put,
Starting point is 01:10:04 he put Woodley to bed. No, asleep. And they, you know, people have been, they had a lot of conspiracy videos saying that, you know, it was a, it was staged. Yeah, it was a punch that Woodley knew was coming. Jake Paul turned his glove to signal
Starting point is 01:10:17 that the punch was coming. Oh, you know, whatever. They broke that shit down. But. I don't believe that. I don't believe that. That looked like legitimate. That was a legit like counter.
Starting point is 01:10:27 Like Willie was about to throw in and Jake Paul counted. But we took my Mike Tyson, bro. Like Mike, he can get in shape in a month. He's back in. He's in shape now. Yeah. So it's like I think that this may be the day. This is probably, this is obviously Jake Paul's biggest payday.
Starting point is 01:10:45 But it's going to hurt. This payday going to hurt. I just don't think Mike has real restraint. I mean, he showed some of it with Roy Jones. Yeah, he was restrained. But he respects Roy Jones. Yeah. Boy Jones is a world-class champion.
Starting point is 01:10:59 And it was called an exhibition. It was called a, like, you know, we're just going to go out and do eight rounds, however many of it was. Let Jake Paul get on that YouTube live stream and start running his mouth. This won't be an exhibition. Yeah, this is Mike. This is Mike Tyson, man. I know this is old Mike, but this is still Mike Tyson. Mike is still there.
Starting point is 01:11:20 He's still there. He's still there. He can still fight. But we say this every time about these guys and then they go out and they go 12 rounds and it's like, all right. I mean, I got to respect Jake Paul. If nothing else, I got to respect him.
Starting point is 01:11:29 He's marketed himself into some legendary boxing matches, some huge paydays. Got to respect it. But if I'm a boxer coming up, that might bother me a lot. Because now they see, as if boxing was already a very lucrative sport, now they see what they can do. to financially make it better without having to really pay
Starting point is 01:11:55 their fighters like that. Because they can pay these guys to do something that's less of a liability and a new fan base that's watching not because they're boxing fans. Yeah. So now it's like, because the casual fan that watches the Jake Paul shit,
Starting point is 01:12:09 which is a large audience, because he has a large audience. Because everybody feels like that. It's not coming to probably even watch watch the undercard like that or any other fight. So now it's like, They're kind of diluting the sport for the people coming up financially.
Starting point is 01:12:23 Because now they know they don't have to pay that way because they can just go do this, you know, cotton candy bullshit over here and be fine. People are paying hoping that Jake Paul gets knocked out. For sure. Like that's the crazy part. People are actually paying to see him get knocked out. They want to see him lose. They want to see him get hurt. They want to see the big, big mouth YouTuber get knocked the fuck out.
Starting point is 01:12:45 Yeah. That's what they want to see. And this is probably, this is definitely. as tough as opponent, by far. This is Mike Tyson. Mike ain't. I keep saying, this is Mike Tyson. Like, I don't care how old he is.
Starting point is 01:12:58 This is Mike Tyson. Which is why I think that they have a knockout clause on that contract. And the fact that we, that people even debated it. They may. Because, of course, Mayweather was drastically smaller than him. Yeah. And the reach as well. Like, it wasn't a fair fight in that regard, but I still, that doesn't mean much to me
Starting point is 01:13:12 when you're a technical boxer. I know he could give Jake Paul angles that he's never seen in his entire boxing career. And he's a lot stronger than any opponent that he's faced. But now add in body size to that? Mike is... Mike is not a small human being. No. Not at all.
Starting point is 01:13:32 Very strong. Still in shape. Still has some quickness to him. He's quicker than Jake Paul. Right now. Oh, yeah. Still right now. He could get off the couch and be quicker than Jake Ball.
Starting point is 01:13:47 Still, still quicker, still stronger. and could take a punch. So, I don't know, man. Respect to Jake Paul, though, man. He's finding a way to get these checks and market themselves and market this fight. So shout out to Jake Paul, man. He did it again.
Starting point is 01:14:04 This is Mike Tyson. This is not, if nothing else, he can say he stood in the ring with Mike Tyson. Mike took blows. Who was my guy? He was from Jamaica, but he was from Toronto. He was one of the most powerful fucking punches ever. the fuck was his name he was gigantic
Starting point is 01:14:20 someone looked that up Toronto boxer it's escaping me his name that Mike Tyson for back in the day no one could hit harder than him ever and Mike was taking slugs from him you think he's scared of a Jake Paul no Mike ain't scared
Starting point is 01:14:34 no I scares the wrong word but like no he's laugh at him Mike Tyson is not scared of Jake Paul at all Mike Tyson this is this is an exhibition this is sparring basically for him I just like I said I don't know if Jake Paul might have this I don't know if he should have accepted this one, though.
Starting point is 01:14:50 I know it's hard to turn down that $50 million, you know, purse. Donovan, right? Yes. Listen, man. He's only taking that with clauses, so. There's definitely a strategy to this. I'm not doubting that. I'm not doubting that.
Starting point is 01:15:07 But again, still, either way, shout out to Jake Paul, because this is, you know, this is to his genius. And he's found his, he's created his lane. and he's definitely getting shit done that I didn't think he would be able to do. I mean, after the Nate Robinson fight, I didn't know how much further. I didn't think it was going to go to Mike Tyson. But I mean, if it went to Floyd, you know what I'm saying? Like his brother fought Floyd.
Starting point is 01:15:29 Yeah. So it's kind of like, you know, I see what they're doing. They created their lane, man. Can't hate on it. Well, they got to fight each other. The brothers? Yeah. No, I don't think that's quite.
Starting point is 01:15:40 That's the most fair actual real fight. Nah, I don't see them doing that. They're eventually going to have to do it. I don't see them fighting each other. First of all, they should paste themselves. That's what I'm saying. You went from Mayweather to Tyson. Who the fuck is next?
Starting point is 01:15:54 No, the other brother fought Mayweather. Either way. Jay Paul didn't fight mewether. The Paul Brand has fought Mayweather and Tyson. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Who is left? You can fight James Tony? Like what?
Starting point is 01:16:05 That's a sick fight. Shout out to James Tony. They could, I could see them getting a few more retired fighters. I could see them getting Pachial. I can see it. But Pachial is not playing those internet games neither. Zab is not playing those internet games neither. Mayweather works because he plays that game.
Starting point is 01:16:28 But I think those boxes, those boxes, I think some of the boxes that are out there will play those games for these type of paydays. If you tell a retired boxer, like, you'll listen, man, and he knows he's not scared of this guy. He's like, listen, man, one of the Paul brothers, we got a fight right now, you're going to walk out of here with $15 million.
Starting point is 01:16:45 They're taking that back. You might be able to hit my hat off real quick. That's what I'm saying. It's just a workout for them. They're not really going to get hurt fighting these dudes. Like, you know what I'm saying? So it's kind of like, yeah, I'll fight $15 million. Why not?
Starting point is 01:16:57 That's what I'm saying. These Paul brothers found a loophole with this shit. Yeah. They found a way to generate this money. And now they can just generate more money the bigger the name that they bring, Mike Tyson, come on, $50 million. I think they should just fight all the people that are on the internet doubting them. Like the bigger, the bigger names.
Starting point is 01:17:14 It's no fun than that. No, because I even said, when we was on the O-Pod when we talked about Nate Robinson, I was like, these Paul guys, not to say that they're amazing boxers,
Starting point is 01:17:22 but they box for real. Yeah. Like they at least, it's in a ring instead of fucking bar fight. He's going to smoke Nate Robinson. So, I like to just see them
Starting point is 01:17:32 everybody's ass that thinks just because I'm an athlete I could beat these white boys up. Like, they box. It's a little different. Yeah, no,
Starting point is 01:17:40 definitely. Shout out to the Paul brothers, though, man. I'm excited to see that fight because, like I said, I didn't think that Jake Paul was going to do much after Nate.
Starting point is 01:17:46 Here he is with Mike Tyson, so let's wait and see. We can sign off from here. Please. Not before we talk about my Lakers, man. Your Lakers, let it go. I know, man. I know. I know.
Starting point is 01:18:02 I know. We ain't shit. Oh, man, I don't know, man. Just put together a super team to do super bullshit. I knew this was going to happen, though. You can't have too many superstars on one team, bro. It's just not. And I don't like people blaming Russ.
Starting point is 01:18:15 It's not Russell Westbrook's fault. It's just the chemistry is not there. It's just not working, man. But, you know, I still love my Lakers, man. Does Bronn go to the Knicks? No, Braun is never leaving that late. He's going to retire, I think, a Laker. I mean, go to Clippers?
Starting point is 01:18:30 No, no, no, he's going to retire at Laker. He's not leaving. LeBron's not leaving. I do think that the Lakers need to make a trade. I think we should try to trade A.D. To the Knicks? I think this is, I think the Knicks. I think he has a no trade clause in his contract,
Starting point is 01:18:42 but I do think the Nix is the only team that he would go to. I would like that. Yeah, I think the NICs are the only team that he would go to. I don't know if that happens, but we need to make a trade. We need to get some new pieces. Switch up the chemistry a little bit because it's clearly not there. And we almost at the All-Star break, and so it's not a lot of time left. How are they doing the All-Star?
Starting point is 01:19:01 They doing the Captain thing again? Yeah, same format. Brown and who? It'll probably be Kevin Durant and I don't even know if it's... LeBron or Steph? I think Steph is leading the votes right now. Okay. Maybe.
Starting point is 01:19:21 But your captain's pick in Cleveland this year. Cold as fuck. I don't know how many people are going to be going to Cleveland, but I'm sort of thought he'll find a way. The Cleveland? I'll go to All-Star weekends when they're not in, like, popping cities. Yeah, but Cleveland is too cold, though. It's going to be cold.
Starting point is 01:19:37 I mean? I do want to do Super Bowl in L.A., though. I do want to go to the Super Bowl. That's not this year. Next year, right? This year, yeah, February. Yeah, Super Bowl. In L.A.
Starting point is 01:19:48 So far stadium We're going to the game? Yeah, I think we can get tickets to the game For sure All right I'm down to go I would love to do the Super Bowl Interview some of the players
Starting point is 01:19:58 Talk some shit We can bring A B as our third mic I'm Natschy I don't know if they'll allow him In the stadium But we can interview in the parking lot Yeah
Starting point is 01:20:07 That would be actually a sterile Yeah Set up some chairs Right Let's do parking lot Yeah Yeah Yeah
Starting point is 01:20:11 Let's just talk to some of the players Let's just do the shit Inglewood Yeah I'm down Talk to Wack Gotta have Maybe do it on Clubhouse too. Gotta have whack.
Starting point is 01:20:20 You're going to check in with whack. Yeah. We got to get down with whack. Yeah. To be able to do our own show. Yeah, you come. You got to get down though. All right, fine.
Starting point is 01:20:31 All right. Come on, one punch. Yeah, we should do that, man. We should definitely do something at the Super Bowl. Yeah, that would be fun. Because I'm going to be crying at my leg is for the rest of you. I already know. They're disappointing.
Starting point is 01:20:40 But whatever. It's all good. Demaris, you can go to the beach in Santa Monica. I'm down. Demaris going to lay out. the pool, boy. No matter what. She's gonna go to Venice.
Starting point is 01:20:51 I said, 72 degrees outside. And I was out by the pool. And was sick as a dog the next week. Barking. I'm like, yeah, I got cold.
Starting point is 01:20:59 I bet you did. I bet you did. You were to lay out by the pool 71 degrees and then it dropped a 59 at night. You told him, I'm sick. I bet you are. Word.
Starting point is 01:21:08 Yeah, man. We had on hoodies that day. Yeah. Damaris was like, I'm about a pool. I'm like, okay. Get your shit off, Dee. It's funny. But,
Starting point is 01:21:17 all right. Maybe Super Bowl. we got two weeks to decide. Yeah, let's do it. Oh, it's in two weeks? Yeah. February, first one of February. Yeah, I think it's the 10th, I think.
Starting point is 01:21:26 Okay. Yeah. Oh. We got you. A little more than two weeks. I might be busy. I think it's the 10th. I don't know.
Starting point is 01:21:32 I can be wrong. Who the fuck cares? And just clean it up. And just clean it up. Yeah, man. It's a okay day. We agree here today. Listen, it was good to see y'all today on a national holiday.
Starting point is 01:21:41 Not really. I'm lying, but whatever, it's always good to see y'all. When's Malcolm X day? I want to say, March? I think. I don't know. I ain't know my Michael Mike's out of day. I don't go to school. You forget these holidays when you go out of school. Right, right. Were you in school
Starting point is 01:21:55 no morning? May 20th. Is it like a day off though? I don't think so. That's like Victory Over Japan Day, right? Where they just don't really celebrate it. No, that's a... That's crazy. Okay. Malcolm X. We need a day off. Or the whites need to work. The whites need to work.
Starting point is 01:22:13 Were you going to be in here recorded by yourself? For sure. May 19th. May 19th. Yeah, we'll be here. Marlonette's an American holiday. P's not here any other time. You're going to make him coming to work to work. All right, man.
Starting point is 01:22:28 Well, it was good seeing y'all. Stay safe for the rest of the week. Yeah, we'll be right back. Yeah, we'll be right back in a couple days, man. Yeah, y'all have fun. Be safe. Stay warm if you're in the tri-state area because it's cold. It's supposed to be snowing.
Starting point is 01:22:39 It's supposed to be 12 degrees this week. Yeah. Again. So be safe. We'll talk to y'all soon. I'm the nigger. That's the ginger. Peace.
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