New Rory & MAL - Episode 34 | “Dream Guy”

Episode Date: January 21, 2022

Mal starts this episode off with vulnerability, and this leads into a discussion of television and objectifying women, which somehow leads Mal and Rory to contemplate how the first pregnant woman and murderer handled their discoveries. Rory insists that we are all participating in a simulation video game and that Elon Musk is winning. Mal (still) doesn’t feel right about having a female Uber driver, and Rory gets into his memories of (failed) parallel parking his way out of some womens lives before.The guys discuss how social media is affecting their lives, and how the bags that people get from TikTok have them thinking of shaking a** for the app. Karl shows us just how sick he really is with a dance demonstration, and as always we accidentally kill off another beloved star. They also give their opinions on best 90’s sitcoms, thorny engagement rings, white guilt becoming illegal, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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What'd you cry about? I'll cry at movies. I'll cry tears of joy. sadness. I just have watery eyes in general because I don't smoke weed like you guys so my eyes aren't dried out.

I take clarenden for that. I can't do eyedrops. They terrify me. Really? That's why I could never be a coke addict either. I don't like snorting things. I don't like putting eye drops in. Orphuses.

Just cut tips alone. That's like me going crazy. Yeah. That's you living on the edge? Yeah, like I'm going to clean my ears real quick. We get the expensive cotton. What you cry about?

I don't remember. I think I was probably watching a movie. Rory, you're not home just crying at movies. I'll tear up at a movie for sure. Seriously? Yeah. I think I was watching Ozark and I kind of caught my chest a little bit. There's a tearjerker.

I'm a little behind. Yeah, but then, like, Shorty's dad got out of jail and he did what you should do when you're fresh out of prison, rob a store after you were offered a legit job. Yeah, I might have teared up a little bit. A little parole tear. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, oh, he's right back in the system. That pulls at the heartstrings a little bit. Yeah, I feel you.

But have you ever cried in your life? Twice. That's such a lot. That was about to say, though. If you cried twice in your time, like that. I remember I cried watching Ninja Turvers when they jumped, who was it Raphael? They jumped one of them, and I ain't like that shit.

When was he jumped? Where was the rest of the squad? That's what I'm saying, they kind of caught him lacking. The ops, the foot soldiers caught him locked. A slice by himself? Yeah, man. No delivery this time? They caught the homie lax.

You know what I mean? It was a dark block side street. How did the Italians take that? They didn't take too kind of it. Any repercussions? Yeah. There was repercussions throughout the rest of the movie. Everybody got their assing for that one.

Who had the balls to jump Raphael? You know, the foot soldiers, when they're trying to like earn their stripes, man, they go all out. I get it. And it's a lot of them. It's a lot of them. I remember I wanted to be a foot soldier. I thought that was real. I was like, because if you ever look back at the movie, it was like, here's these

young dudes from the neighborhood that meet up at a spot. They got arcade. They got everything. It's like, I'm trying to do that. Yeah. to do that, but I ain't trying to jump in those shoes. I wasn't with that. And then you became a vegan and didn't harm animals.

Exactly. It's weird how that came full circle. And you don't hang with rats. Oh no, we never do that. You know that. Yeah, but I was watching, I was watching Euphoria. Don't Bobby. Why are they showing so many dicks?

Well, because last season a lot of people complained that they only objectified women and had their bodies all over, so now it's equal opportunity. That's all it took. It was like people saying, yo, we need more dicks on this show and it happened. Can you look up the word objectify? I'd like to fully understand what objectifying means. Because women like women's bodies. Men like women's bodies.

Yeah. Why can't we just be like, yo, we like that? Right. Give us more of that. And she went on camera and said, hey, I want to show this. Degrade to the status of a mere object, which really means you're looking at women like pieces of meat and not like humans. There's no humanity in showing them naked all of the time.

Okay, but I think that's. An oxymor. It's the bare essence of humanity. We all came in here naked. Yes. And that contradicts the whole definition of a woman's body that now it's not just an object. Why can't I love her body and her? You don't know her.

Why? I still love her body. I love the way her body looks. Yeah. Respectfully. Yeah. Not objectifying it. It's just a lot of touching ghost shit.

Now, like everything is offensive. Everything is a, you know, it can be taken like, oh, you're trying to. degrade and all. It's just like, bro, it's a naked body. And first of all, confidence is, I feel like, can be spread. Like, it's, you know, when you're around confident, people, sometimes you start to feel more confident. And women want to embrace their bodies and they want to be confident. And I understand they're doing it for them, not for us. But that confidence is now leaking over here.

And I feel confident to say that you look great. Yeah. And it's just always weird. I don't know. It's just always weird to see a dick on screen. Okay, so, ah. So how can you say, you know, how exactly. see it's fucking exactly. But if you see like a man naked, you're like, you're like, yo, come on, get this. Let me ask you this. No.

But art, women are art is beautiful. Statistically speaking, what looks better? No matter your preference. A woman's body or a man's body. Obviously, I don't want to see dicks on screen. I barely want to see them in real life. That's not the point. But that's not the point.

But that's not the point. You just had a parent said, oh, it's humanity. They can be naked. It's just a body. So why the dick's bothering you? Okay. All right, let's go on the euphoria situation here. When they have shown naked women, it's been in beautiful strip clubs.

It's been them making love consensually to their partner. We get to see a dick in episode one of a guy taking a shit. Where's the balance? No, there's no beauty in this. Now we're just being assholes to men. It was fucking hilarious. That scene was so funny. Yeah, I just don't know.

It was just a little, because I remember Twitter was saying, you know, euphoria. And I said something about it. And I said something about it. And every guy was like, yo, fam, just. Prepare yourself because it's, and I didn't know what they were talking about. And then I watched it. I was like, oh, this is what they're talking about. Outside of the dicks, did you enjoy the episode?

Yeah, no, it was good. It was really good. I love Zendaya. Like, she's, she's, I think she's an amazing, amazing actress. Amazing. Because I, like, she plays these roles, and I still don't even know how old Zendaya is. I know she's, like, a grown woman. But she looked like she can be a high school with.

Yeah. Yeah, I think she's, like, 25ish. That's what I'm saying. Like, she's a grown woman. Like, and so when an actor, because now you can't even call them actresses anymore, learned that. Did you know that? No, I did not. You can't call, like, women actresses. Performing artists? They're actors.

They're not actresses. No, they're actors. Okay. Listen, man, whatever y'all want to be called? I'm just trying to, listen, I'm just trying to move with the time. Just here and watch yourself. But yeah, whenever you have that range to play roles like that where, you know, you don't, because you know sometimes you watch movies and they, like, if you ever go back, another, this is a classic, by the way, I don't want to get into a classic. But house party.

Bonafide Classic. I agree. Go back to House Party and look at like Kid and Play. in full force. Those was grown-ass niggas, bros. They had full force in high school

with full beards. Don't say full force to me. Well, that's the name. That's the name of their crew. I don't know what the name of their fucking crew in the movie was.

They were full force. It's full force, yeah. But if you go back and look at house party, those are grown men. Like, you knew they were like almost in their 30s when they did that.

But that was most movies, I feel like recently they're trying to make high schoolers look like high schoolers. which is odd because now in real life high schoolers don't look like high schoolers Yeah they're they yeah

Because in movies growing up It would be like 35 year olds that we'd be playing Yeah High school would be like yo who's high school like Shave their facial hair off That's it Now they're trying to make kids actually look like they're 15 And now all 15 year olds in real life

Look like they're 25 Yeah But even in euphoria they don't look 50 Zendaya is the only one that looks like She should be in high school The rest of the girls What's shorty's name That wears like the darker makeup

Maddie? Maddie She looks like an accurate high schooler now, though, to me. Yeah. I would go with Kat, the thicker one. Cat looks like a high schooler than me. Cat is the one that has the online sex thing. Yeah.

I would like Kat. She's cool. Yeah, she's cool. I like her. Yeah, Euphoria is good. I like it. I think it's a good show. It's a lot of good shows on TV right now.

Are there? Yeah, it's a lot of good shows out right now. I feel like every weekend I have enough shows to watch that's like, okay, some good shows out right now. And then Snowfall comes back in three weeks. weeks. Do you have snowfall damage? No, I couldn't get into it.

Really? I'm not big on a drug dealer show. Because you lived it. Like, you're looking at this like, you date them in real life. You're like, yo, they don't even talk like that. No, but like, no, but like. What white person wrote this?

Like, yo, they don't even talk like that where I'm from. No, give me a little snoop from the wire vibe sometimes. Anyway, speaking of, speaking of dicks and naked bodies, Maul, you posed a great question. I thought you were saying mall you posted a dick pickle. I was hacked.

It was not me. Well, listen, I don't know what your close friends is like. I don't even have close friends. I'm going to make one. I'm going to make one and just post bullshit. Oh, we forgot. We had to put the ad at the top of this. Use the code mall.

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Okay. See how that works? How crazy was the Mexico trip? I was dope. She had a good time. Was it crazy? I felt like I was there. Was you sitting in the house like,

like, yo, she's going crazy. Yeah, yeah. No, it looked great. It looked great. She had a good time. I like what she's doing with that, though. Like, it's a cool way to kind of like, you know, get your shit off on your story and talk about more personal shit.

I guess. I'm awful seeing creatives, like, just try new ways with the tools that we have. So, fun fact, Instagram is going to do subscriptions now for contributors. Yeah, they actually. used mall's money bags to promote it, which I thought was kind of interesting. You know, we can't talk to, I feel like somebody owes me a bag. Yeah, they really said put money bags under your favorite content creator. And it's like, that's been mall's standpoint for the past five years.

Like, I've been, I've been stabbing the content creators for for years now. No, I think we should talk to Brandi. Oh, man. This is definitely lost to do. Yeah, this is crazy, man. But anyway, I love to see, you know, new ways for creators to make money and, you know, get paid off of their art. Are you, um, supporting Hitman Hollis, close friends as well?

because I feel like her they were doing kind of like a joint press run on their close friends. No, I'm not a close friend of hit men's. I think he's dope though. I think he's one of the best battle rappers. I don't know what the price is,

but you could pay to watch him and his girlfriend fuck. I'm cool, you know? Okay, no, I'm just saying if that's your thing. Yeah, no, that's not my thing. I'm cool. I don't really like watching dudes

fuck their, like, their whiz. They're significant of it. It's not your shit? Nah, no, no, I ain't. You know, like sensual porn when they're... Nah, it's just weird. What's your porn category, mom? Me?

I don't really search. I just have my favorite porn stars and I just search their names and just see what new scenes they've given us, given the culture this week. What are they crazy? You know, I love Jada Stevens.

Is she active with it though? Jada, yeah, she's doing more stuff on like Only Fans and like, I don't think she's signed to a production company at the moment. So you're subscribed to- You gotta love an independent artist. Carl, you like the way I break that now.

I know all about Jada, right? You like that? She's on her independent shit. I respect the independent grind, you know what I mean? Would you create some content? content with her maybe? With Jada? Yeah, absolutely. Okay. Jada's a sneaker head. Like me and Jada that's what y'all, y'all go sneaker shopping. Yeah, we go sneaker shopping. Oh my God. Kick of the day. Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Me and Jada Stevens going on sneaker shopping.

She smokes. Me and Jada are like rolling up. Actually, you know, I'm giving way too much sauce right now. You both do something else as well. Yeah, we pray. Yeah, of course. We, uh, you know, we believe in God. Charity, give back. All of that. You know what I'm saying? That's even a better segue to what you were talking about. You posed a great question. I don't know how we got to P. Simone's close friends, but subscribe to that. You asked who were the first people to fuck and then get pregnant? Yeah. Which I thought was an interesting fucking question. Like, I always think about weird shit like that. Like, who was the first of, like, the craziest, the shit that we just do, like, commonly, like, everyday thing now. Who's the cool, who's the cool, who's the cool hirk of

pregnancy? Exactly. Like, who was the first one to have sex and the woman got pregnant and it was like oh this is what happens if you have sex and I just feel like that you don't even know at that time if it's come inside me that that's not even a term at that pregnancy scare must have been probably the scariest one of all time though because we're animals at the end of the day and animals don't get taught how to fuck they just run up behind just the one and just fuck them isn't that weird how you don't like you're never taught how to fuck it just kind of like happens or that all animal sex is rape I think we just land it somewhere else I'm not yeah hold on let me get my feet All animal sex is rape? For at least in the beginning. It may end up being consensual.

I don't think you can rape a lion. Well, another lion can. I think somebody will die. I think they'll fight. I don't think a female... Is it called a lioness? I don't think a lioness is letting the king of the jungle or the leader of the pride or the pack rape her.

I don't think that's happening. And I heard that female lions are actually more... They're more aggressive. and more of killers than the males are. They're the ones that go out and chase the elk and shit. You've never seen the dude with the main challenge. You're not raping a lioness, bro. We don't talk enough about the male lion species.

Now I understand why they are the kings. Woman has to go out to hunt, get the food, take care of the kids. Why don't we ever adopt some of that lifestyle where we just sit and it's our ass on the side and look at all the people on safari going by? And we get to be the face of universal pictures. Like, we get a lot of good shit as the male line. Well, Al Bundy tried that.

He tried to adopt that, like, you know, that energy and just scratch his balls and watch TV all day. Yeah. You know, but they knocked them for it. They called them a lazy piece of shit. But yet we call them the king of the jungle. Yeah. I don't get it. But no, I think all animal sex to some degree when it starts.

They're kind of like, yeah, what the fuck is going on? Oh, okay, kids. Yeah. But I think. We have to grow this pack. But the first person to just naturally feel like I think I want to stick this and that and then a stomach grew, I would have been a little scared. Just like the first person to murder someone had to have been an accident.

Right. I mean, I think that it's all, again, I think it's just instincts. It's instincts with us. I think we just, one day you just get horny and the woman gets horny and you just know that, okay, this goes, this belongs in here. Like, because you're not really animals are not taught that. Like, you know what I'm saying? You think about it.

Like, they're not taught how to do that. I mean, I thought I invented beating off. I felt like a lot of dudes really, like, just thought they were the first to do it. To beat off? Yeah. You thought you were the first guy in the world to beat off. I mean, I hadn't discussed it with anyone yet. And I was like, this feels cool.

You never saw, like, porn? I never watched porn in the early 2000s where a guy was beating off. No, I'm sorry. I'm just talking about some freaky shit you was on when he was 10. No, but I'm just saying, like, I think that now it's almost impossible to not see sex before you have sex. No, I had seen sex, but by myself at 10, 11 years old, no. Oh, you mean when you found out your equipment work?

Yeah, exactly. And, you know, I bat the shit around a little bit and it does something. I thought I was like one of the pioneers of that shit. It's like someone who can shake it a little bit and it fizzes. Yeah. Like, I'd see tities and be like, holy shit, what's going on? Milk. I thought I was the one.

Yeah. Thought I was like the Neo of beating up. And I don't think I'm a little Columbus of beating off. They're milk sacks. We want me to do. Right or wrong. And my animal shit was the crazy shit that was said today, right?

They are milk sacks. But I mean, I love Euphoria, though. I like the show. I think it's a little, I don't know what high school that is. The vegans let their kids breastfeed. Wait. Yeah. I need you to organize your thoughts.

Why not? Because we started talking about something completely different than we said something about milk and Maul went back to Euphoria because there's so many titties on this show. That's what I'm saying. I'm just thinking about titties now. This shit has to be a simulation. Nobody really just had a kid without a doctor and like it was successful. Yes.

This is a simulation. I don't care of what religion you are. This is a simulation. There's no way two people was just there fucked and then had a child like that. Childbirth is the most natural thing in the world. You do not need a doctor at all. Is it not incest? Is it not incest?

Is it not incest and what's called a doula? Ula's and midwives I'm talking about the beginning to even get the population going Oh no that was definitely incest Well of course it was incest And then who was knowing how to Cut a cord

Wait y'all really believe it was incest for real I mean at some point it would have to be You know you don't have to cut the cord it'll fall off All right so they were just walking around Just dragging the kid until it came off I'm sure there were weirder things going on in that time Yeah Or somebody just took it and bit into it like a

a Twix rapper and just peeled it and was like, I, because they were savages back then, you know, they was doing shit like, the lady had,

the woman would have, give birth and they would just let her just like, just drip dry. They would even like get her a towel. Because there were no towels back then. I was not to say that. There was towels just, yeah,

there were no towels. Like, you was just like, okay, probably just take her to the river and bathe her and just pray to the gods and the moons that she's healed

and she has a healthy baby. Like, everything was prayer back then. Like you pray to the moon. You make your girl face the North Star and tell her to face the North Star for a week and she'll be fine. Who's the oldest person alive right now?

I have to ask them their earliest. Morgan. The oldest person alive right now? Morgan is top two. Morgan about 135. I want to know what his earliest memory is. Because I want to know when this shit really started. Because I think we ran out of the people

that started with the simulation so we can't really actually do that. But now we have these books and religion and all this other shit that can tell us. They're lying. They're remixing all of that. 100% it didn't happen like that you know doctors just didn't pop up out of nowhere no or did they

like full medical degree like and then they taught the rest of us how they're gonna talk about COVID in like 40 years the way they're talking about it now they're calling it the flu now he got the sniffles yeah get that guy at Kleenex stay inside if you want

oh my goodness listen man but I have those weird dark thoughts too because I was having that conversation before Mall brought that up of the first time somebody was murdered. That must have been weird. Yeah, like, who was the first person to kill? That guy is not talking anymore.

He's not breathing. Yeah, it's like, what do we? Who's the first person to take someone's life? Like, and I think they really was like, well, he's probably sleep. They went back the next day. Like, he is getting some hours. He's starting to smell a little bit too. That rim sleep I hear about like.

He's at the third level of room sleep. Imagine dreaming with no point of reference at all or someone to tell you what dreaming is. Yeah, like what do you don't know what a dream is? You just wake up and you just like, yo, was that real? No, it'd be like the way every woman currently treats their dreams as if we did something and cheated. Wake up with attitude, yeah. Why y'all like that?

Like, why do y'all get mad about shit that hasn't happened? Because sometimes we feel that well. That is a sick way to roam the earth. I want to salute the people that died for us to figure things out, like, all right, we can't breathe underwater. Because you know it was one guy that jumped in to try it. And then it was all like, well. Yeah, somebody sold him like, well, you know, you know,

You know when you're in the womb, like you're basically in water for nine months. Thanks, Fred. Yeah. Fred died so we can swim. We know now. Like, why are there no statues of all these people? Why don't we carry this type of shit on? Yeah, these are the, these are the heroes.

These are the real heroes. These are the heroes that we need to salute and have holidays for. Like, the first time someone saw a cute ass type, if I saw a tiger with no context, I'd be like, oh, I want to hug that. That's a beautiful cat. You know somebody over there. Frank was just like, yo. Well, people still do it now.

To be white. Y'all still find y'all way in a fucking cage with lines that you shouldn't be in. Like, how did you get in that enclosure, sir? Listen, yeah. I have way darker thoughts past the murder thing. Like, I have this idea in theory that maybe we are supposed to kill ourselves. What if that was really what we were supposed to do? Because if you look at death, for the most part, it's not an enjoyable experience.

Have you died before? There's freak weird shit. How do you know it's not enjoyable? Sicknesses. They fucking eat away at your body. I could see God up there like, dog, this is why you're supposed to do it yourself. Yeah, like just take yourself out. Yes.

You might have. Like, you're sitting here suffering. No, I'm giving you the free will to kill yourself. Well, what's the name, Dr. Kvorkin? Isn't that somewhat would he, he was like assisted, he would help you die? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't know the name, but I know what you don't know. Yeah, like, I think he would help you kill yourself.

Like, if you wanted to kill yourself, you didn't no longer want to live. He felt like that was like part of your human right to decide that you want to die. Because I just. I could be wrong, but I think. think that's what it was. I think he felt like we had the rights as humans to decide if we want to die. Because if you look at it, like the pie in the sky, greatest thing ever is like they lived a long life and they died in their sleep, which we also don't know could be painful as fuck. For all the fuck we know. Right. But with you having no idea when you're going to die or things that could

happen to you and all these super painful ways to go and your body just giving up on you, maybe you're supposed to go I think this is as far as my body can take it This is it right here I think we're good here Lost my foot today It's over How would that not be a sign that maybe your body is done

Yeah it can maintain I mean I just have this I'm not encouraging suicide I want to make that very clear Yeah yeah no no I'm just thinking in a simulation world Of just the things we were Conditioned to believe

Based off religion or just society What if we were supposed to do that? Well, I think with the Metaverse now, I think maybe we should have that option. Like, maybe we should be in the Metaverse and then one day we decide like we're no longer going to be in a real. Let's just kill ourselves. Take the VR headset off. Yeah. Slam that shit on the ground. Take my crypto.

Yeah, and I'm out of here. Take my ETH erythium. What is it? Erethrium. Is that what they... Well, this is the Matrix, more or less is what you're explaining. Oh, no, absolutely. Absolutely.

Like, that metaverse shit is like, I'm trying to learn more about it. But it's basically Sims the game. That's what it is. It's basically that. and we can buy real things. Who the fuck says we're not in it right now? Somebody brought up something interesting to me and they said they felt like like this world that we're living in is a simulation and that this is like a game.

The more and more I look at the world, I start to, this is coming from an Irish Catholic raised, beaten in my fucking brain about God. Then like as common sense starts to work itself out, like this really, this feels like this is being put together. Like, this feels very Truman show to me. Yeah, because you have people that essentially run everything and control everything and what they say goes and what you know the laws that they create for the land and

government and politics and things like that so yeah it's people in control people that are and we're all just players i guess in this game y'all think you're a winner or losing it's like the drug game right yeah man tell me we back up i don't know is there a winner or loser what is the winning and losing i don't know but elon must fucking won whatever whatever whatever he figured out yeah he's Charge up, whatever power up he had I want. He got a jump in some suitor. He got the GTA. He got the GTO.

Yeah. Yeah. He figured it out. Obviously the flamethrower he has. He figured it out. Killing hookers. Like, you know Elon Musk has his go to hooker. He has that I killed someone face.

But to him it wasn't, he didn't kill. He sacrificed. To him, that's what that was. It's a study. Yeah. He doesn't view that as murder. Yeah. He put her in the other simulation.

Yeah. He's controlling. It's like when you know you was, science growing. up and they used to come into class with the frogs inside the mason jars. That's what Elon does. He just puts people in the Tesla's autopolots. They kill themselves and he takes the body and puts it in a mason jar and studies it.

You guys have blood brothers. Teslas are actually just ran by blood brothers. Dead hookers. Blood brothers. When you were younger. Blood brothers? Remember blood brothers and sisters? You both cut yourselves and rub the blood together?

I never joined a gang. Yeah, and I'm definitely not rubbing my blood with somebody else's. And there was a lot of crips over all that. Fuck no. hell no you did that before you cut yourself and rub blood with another someone you know that that was a thing that's how I felt like I did know that was a thing

but I've never done no shit like I feel like that wasn't a real I've never I don't know anybody that actually did that I know people I know a lot of people who have I've I've never done I thought that was a movie like I have pregnancy packs oh no pregnancy packs are real as fuck too what's a pregnancy pack all these ideas that y'all see in movies people got those ideas

from somewhere okay but what's a pregnancy pack like girls come together and decide they're all gonna get pregnant yeah we're all like they'll hit the group chat and be like, all right, wrap your legs around his waist next time. And don't let go. Really? Yeah, so our babies can all be the same age. Which is such a weird and ambitious thing for women to think that they'll still be friends

when their kids are. You know how many girls I don't know that they work together? You don't even talk to each other no more. Oh, and imagine now you have the jealousy of other kids. Women could not handle a real pregnancy bag. Has that ever worked with how y'all deal with friendships? It can't. Well, it doesn't.

Damaris doesn't have any kids. Clearly, her pregnancy pack. They kicked you out the group chat? You got to have a kid to get in that group chat? You ain't fulfilled a pack. They took me out the group chat. You ain't fulfilled a pack. You ain't trying to get pregnant?

Get out. That's sick as fuck, man. I think I definitely watched a lifetime movie about pregnancy packs. Yeah, teenage girls. That is some crazy shit. We give teenagers too much freedom. Yeah, like when I was... Teenagers now definitely have more freedom than I had growing up, for sure.

When I was... trying to get my license when I was 16, 17. And I was waiting. I was like, damn, come on, I could drive now. Like, why is everyone losing their mind over that? And then 21 with drinking and 18 were going places. I now look at that as a 31-year-old. 16 is way too young for a person to be behind the fucking wheel.

Yeah. Teenagers are stupid. We're giving them too much freedom. I didn't know. You might, you should be 30 to drink. In New York City, it was different, though. You dumb asses are doing too much stupid shit with your alcohol and your drugs. And y' y'all shouldn't be able to vote. I shouldn't be able to vote.

Only 50-year-old should vote. How do you have to be to vote? Is it 18 to vote? It's 18 to vote. 18 to vote. And to murder people in third world countries overseas with combat gear on. Yeah. 18.

For our freedom. And a smoke cigarette. To protect everyone. But not old enough to drink. Nah, you better not. You better not take a sip before you. No one thinks 16 year olds behind the wheel is like the craziest thing on earth. A 16 year old driving a murder machine.

Yeah. To us, that was always crazy because in New York City. we didn't have, well, I don't know about your generation, but when I was in high school, I didn't have many friends that was driving cars. Yeah, not many did. He was like riding the subway, the buses, shit like that.

So I knew 16-0s that were driving, but that was like so foreign to us. You saw a 16-year-old driving. He was like, what the fuck? That's true. But it's like a common thing when you go to like suburban areas and shit like that,

like a lot of kids do drive. I'm not mad at a 16-year-old driving. I am. Are you? Watch euphoria. You want to. I want those kids behind a wheel? I know some 50-year-olds

that I don't want behind the wheel. I agree. But that's another test that we should go through with drive. We should take driving way more seriously than you do. How do you feel about a female Uber driver?

Mall. No, like I'm not like, not like they can't drive. I'm just, I feel weird getting in the back seat and a woman is driving me. And Kirby enthusiasm, Larry David had an episode about this.

Like, he was called the car service to go to the airport. A female driver pulled up wanted to carry his luggage. He just didn't feel comfortable letting this woman pick up his heavy luggage. and take it to the trunk of the car.

And I understand that because it's kind of like, I don't, it's just, it's an uncomfortable feeling not saying that women can't drive. I know some amazing female drivers. But it's just a thing as a man sitting in the backseat while a woman is driving. It's almost like going to the gas station and letting her get out and pump the gas.

That's weird to me. They just killed that senator or whatever from Minnesota or mayor or whatever the fuck it was. He took a photo of his wife who was also a nurse, first responder. Just did 12 hours in the COVID wing. Now she's outside shoveling. I thought that was the funniest thing on her.

Just did 12 hours. Hasn't eaten. Now she's outside. That should look like six feet of snow. She ought to shoveling. There's just certain things that I think that just having seen a female do is just like it's uncomfortable for me. Well, that's because you're part of the problem. What do you mean?

You should feel fine with. No, I feel safe. I know they can drive, but it's just like I can. Can I sit in the front? But I don't like. If I'm in the passage of your seat with the few people. You know Uber driver. I won't feel as bad. But sitting in the back, like, yeah, go ahead. Drive me to my destination to a woman is just crazy to me. I just don't like Uber drivers, period, taking my luggage

or even hotels. I don't know. I feel weird about that in general. So a woman doing it for sure. Oh, you don't let the hotel take your luggage to your room? No. It's not like a paranoid thing. I just, I can take my luggage. I'm not handicapped. Like, I'm fine. I can, I've been in the gym. I can literally put this in the car and take it out. Yeah. I never really saw the point of that. And you know they're waiting for a tip. For sure. When they actually use the room, temperature cool, everything in your room is, everything good, fan, close the door. And what bothers me the most is at the fake fancy hotels when they're

like, oh, leave your luggage here, we'll put it in your room. And I'm like, well, I'm going to my room right now. And they're like, no, no, we'll have someone, it'll be in your room. And then I get to my room. And it's not there. And it's like, yo, I could have just... My luggage would be here. It would be next to me. Now you're walking around the room, seeing how the lights work. You start touching shit.

Wait for my fucking clothes. Like, I could have just taken this bag with me up this fucking elevator. Yeah, no, I know what you mean. I never, I never liked that game of Oh, your luggage will be able to bring it up. No, I got it. I'm getting on the elevator with my luggage. But I mean, I'm so masagynistic when I do see the women Uber driver and I get in.

I go, all right, this is fine. Oh, yeah, no, I mean. No, no, that's how massagistic I am. I'm trying to trick myself into thinking like you're going to be okay? This is fine. Yeah. Why would you even think anything bad? It's just weird to be.

Which I think is worse than the real massagist. It's like, I'm not getting in a car with a woman Uber driver. I think I'm worse by going, what? I'll be fine. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Why would I think I wouldn't be fine? You start talking to yourself? That's sick.

Yeah, no, but I just don't feel comfortable having a female just chauffeur me. Like, that's just, I don't know. It's crazy. I mean, what if that's her passion? Driving? Yeah, like, what if you, I don't know, maybe your soulmate is into NASCAR?

No, I know, I know some great female drivers. Like, some of them, I'll be like, yo, you got to slow down. Like, that does not mean they're great. That's actually, no, but like, you know that, but you know that they're good driver. Yeah, like, you know that. Exactly.

Like, they drive fast, but they, They're in control the whole time. Like, it's safe. You're just like, yo, she drives fast. Like, she's an aggressive driver. New York, female New York drivers are aggressive drivers. Oh, of course. Period.

Like, they're, some female drivers in New York are more aggressive than, like, I'll be in the backseat pressing, like, imaginary brakes. Like, you. Like, you. Like, yo, you got real close to that car just now. Any women drivers that can drive up and down the FDR without checking their mirrors, different. The FDR is the most, can we talk about the FDR? Let's just take two minutes talk about the FDR drive is the worst highway in a By far.

That is the craziest, most scariest fucking highway in America. It's Formula One. With Hondas. Who? It probably was one of your uncles or grandfather. Who designed and built the FDR? I think they just saw the shape of the island and was like, let's just pave it that way. That shit is scary, bro.

How about we just make this more of a straight? Yeah, it's just, yo, the lanes are too tight. Like, all of those turns. Then you go through a couple tunnels and then it gets dark. Those aren't tunnels. Those are death cells. Those are the scary When you go down

You never know if you're coming out You really got to hold your breath It gets crazy The FDR drive is the only Like that's the only place I've ever had a car accident on And it was because we were coming around What was it?

Like 60 something street It's like a turn It's like coming around the bend And you can't see So I'm listening to music And I'm flying We come around It's standstill traffic bro

So I slam on the brakes I'm like, oh, because you literally can't see it. Yeah, like you literally can't see coming around the turn. It's like 63rd street around there. Like you come around, you can't see the other side. You're going south? They're going uptown. North.

I was going uptown. Got you. Yo, I'm talking about coming around. I might be doing almost 80. Well, that's your fault. No, for sure. But you got to remember. It's like almost noon, completely empty.

It's not not many cars. So, you know, if you get an open piece of gap on the FDR, you go to Florida. You go Florida. You got to floor it. Yeah, you're going to floor it. Fam, I came around that turn and it was nothing but red brake lights. Yo, I slammed on the brake. I stopped.

The dude that I guess was trailing me was following me like, like, oh, it's no traffic. Fan, that niggas, he slammed his brake. He started fish tailing. I'm looking at him through the rear view. His shit, fish tail, and I'm like, he about to run right into the back of me. And that's exactly what. Boom, he hit me. I hit the car in front of me.

That's the best. I ain't have insurance, so I peeled off. As you should have. I peeled off. And what the, the breakdown? How'd you get out of that? No, no, no. It was only standstill for like 30 seconds.

Okay. And then it started to open up. As soon as it opened up, like, I asked the dude next to me. I said, yo, is the car fucked up in the back? And he looked, he was like, nah, you're good. I peeled. Homie behind me, though, because his car, I was in the SUV. So he had like one of those Honda's, he's lower.

His hood was completely almost into the windshield. I was gone. I was out of there. And I think this is when weed was illegal. I might have had like half an ounce on me and all that. I said, no, no, we're not going to jail today. I did one of those last year. This is how unbecoming I am.

I was on one in nine in Jersey City. In one of those situations, for those of those in a one and nine, it's like a mini FDR in that regard. Lanes is like this. There's a shoulder. You can't, there's no room at all. Mad streets going this way to lights out of nowhere. Little fender bender.

Plates were definitely not good. Tags were not good. Do not have a license. Do definitely have warrants. Yeah, yeah. Two girls come out. I'm like, all right, good. They're not hurt.

Yeah. I know you from the podcast. Nah, don't say that. Swear to God. Which, by the way, that was the first time of my life, I was like, thank God. Because I was like, yo, take my number down. Yeah, I'll take care of it. Because her sister or a friend whoever was like, I'm going to call the cops now.

Like, you know, just to get this squared away. I was like, yo, I will take your car and pay full cash to get that shit fixed tomorrow. Just let me get the, you. fuck out of here, take a picture of my plates, here's my number. You already know who I am. Okay, so that's cool. You took it of it. And I boogieed out of there. Yeah. But you ain't had no license. How much you end up paying for it? Like 1,200. Oh yeah, it's worth it. Oh, yeah, it's worth it. The lawyer would have been three times. Yeah, yeah, pay that 12. Pay that 12. It's worth it. And then even points on insurance and all that

other bullshit. Yeah, that was bad. What we're talking about before the FDR? Female Uber drivers. And then we started talking about car accidents. You see how that just correlates? It just connects. It's crazy. It's like magic. But no, be wary of women that don't use their mirrors on the FDR. They just know. They got a feeling that is open right there. Female intuition.

Like, there ain't no cars coming. No, I need you to look in the left lane next door. You can feel the breeze, kind of. Fan, don't tell me about feeling no breeze. You can feel a breeze. You're going to feel a breeze when this nigga clip us and when this shit starts flipping the line spot. You know what people, you know what drivers I fucking hate

when you're in the passenger seat and ask, am I good over there? I don't want that responsibility. Yeah, because my good ain't chugging. I don't know what you're trying to drop. I can fit through here. I don't know if you're going to be able to make it. Me, I can get through this.

But worse than that is people who tell you, you ain't asked them. Like, now you good. Go ahead. I got this. Oh, you don't like those type of people in the car with you. You good. You got it. Go ahead.

I got this. I do that when I'm parallel. When someone like a female is parallel parking, like I help out with that. I'm like, yo, cut it. Cut it. I'd cut it back. Straighten it out. I ought to cut your forehead.

That should have annoying. I mean, but I do that with men too, though. To be fair, I do that with anybody that's parallel parking. Only because I feel like if you're not a New Yorker, like when I'm in L.A. I'm like one of my L.A. people who started parallel park, I help them. Because they don't parallel parking. Everything's valet or everything you pull up in like one of those CVS spaces.

Yeah, you know, the two lines. It's just like put the car in between the two lines. Like who the fuck don't know how to do that? My nephew could do that. But if you outside of New York, parallel parking, I'm going to assist you, guarantee. Fucking up the parallel park in front of a girl is a very unbecoming and definitely a hit to your mail. Yeah, like if you got to, if you get in.

in the spot and it ain't right and you gotta pull back out she ain't given you no pussy i'm gonna that pussy is not wet no more like you can hit the car if you have to like bump that motherfucker a little bit do not pull back out of that spot because that pussy is gone i'm letting you know right now especially if they ask to help you for you actually to parallel part you want me to get it oh no yo fam you'll get out i'm gonna get out and tell you no that pussy dry i've had a woman that was a driver and i was driving and i had you know the hand on the the thigh while we was driving, got to the spot,

and then took the hand off to parallel park. You turn the music down? You got to turn the music down. Oh, Roaring music up, man. How you look for parking with the music on? It's impossible. You can't look for parking with the music on.

Man, that pussy going to dry up, man. But she looked, I could see her side eye when I took my hand off her thigh to parallel park. She looked like, you got to take a hand off. You can't just whip real quick? Yeah, she said you got no whip a pill.

And in my head, in my head I was like, not. But you know when you answer a question, that she didn't ask? Yeah. I said, no, no, no, I can do it with my hand on your thigh. Why are men like this? Oh, my God. Women are so evil, man, because everything we do is just in hopes to get the pussy.

You can't even parallel park right. But because women are definitely judging how you drive. 1,000. 1,000 percent. I don't care. Y'all judging us. Women judges based on the way we drive. Don't ever point at me like that again.

Women judge us on the way, based on the way we drive. Oh, yeah. Women are so fucking weird, but does make sense in my head in the way. They want to feel super safe in an unsafe situation. For example, they want to feel safe that you're a great driver, but they want to whip through every single car and go 80 miles an hour and do their video shit. They want you to damn near choke them to death during sex, but in a safe way. How that brain works is so hard for a man to try to comprehend.

So you want me to put us in a life and death situation on the West Side Highway with ice on the road. you also want me to choke you till you're blue and then know when to ease up it will probably be before she turns blue just heads up well I don't fuck a white girl so there you go we'll be back with a word from mom's shit

You know Damaris have you ever driven with a dude and start to fear just start to feel a different way about Yeah Who he was as a man Plenty of times Plenty of times

You said something No it's that look like oh Oh. Yeah, like he don't even know. He don't even know. He's not getting none of this. What would you prefer? A great masculine driver in an ACRA?

They tend to be cheaters. Or Accura drivers? No. I'm about saying, how did you study this? I was talking to be like, yo, how many niggas were accurate did you fuck with? The fast driving men. They're cheaters? The fast men who really know how to drive.

Yeah. Imagine that accurate. We got to get up out of her house. You know, we know them back blocks. Hell yeah. Imagine going to. Accura dealership and the salesman's like, you're about to cheat, aren't you?

I was like, oh. Cheating on your girl? I got a 97 right over here. Perfect. 10. Good dark tense. Everything. You're good.

It'll look like every other car in the block. Men ain't shit, man. But you would prefer that over like a more feminine man in a Ferrari. Driving safe does not make you feminine. It does a little bit. It does a little bit. If you drive it safe and a

Ferrari. Why do you even have the Ferrari? That ain't yours. If you see a nigga driving safe in the Ferrari, it ain't his. Makes sense. That's his man shit. His man out of town. Let him hold a Ferrari. If a nigga driving panicky with the Ferrari. Don't know how the brakes. Because if you got a Ferrari and it's yours, you don't get a fucking pit that shit. You go get another one tomorrow. Like, nigga, I go. Nick, I got insurance. They'll give me a new one tomorrow. If you got a Ferrari, you usually got money for two. So you're whipping that shit however you want. If you see a nigga like this in a Ferrari, they ain't his. No way. Definitely not. It's shit. Not his. fucking just blaze pulled up to paloza in coney island in a Lamborghini you know many pot holes is in coney

i was gonna say what just was sick for that cobblestone streets and all of that and we all know just to be like a very smart and like logical not even flashy guy when he pulled up i was like i know he hit 1500 pounds i don't even know he had like he was on the belt just dodging shit yeah those cars are not made for new york city at all new york state period really not honestly I think, well, yeah, because if you live upstate New York, that's all hills. Yeah, like, you need it, you need pickup trucks up there. Yeah, you need, you need, you need, that shit, please.

I mean, it's horses and shit up there. Like, you should not be driving Lamborghinis around horses. The horses aren't on the road. Yeah, but you need you. Do you in traffic with the, no, but I'm just saying. With the Ferrari and the Ferrari horse? Yeah, because I'm just, it's like, you don't want to. Yeah, like, you shouldn't have a Lamborghini around horses, bro.

Like, just think about it. Isn't there emblem a fucking horse? Oh, that's Ferrari. I'm sorry. Just the aesthetic is just like you're in the country. You're in like wooded heavy wooded areas. You're in like mountains. You do know that there's more upstate than just like the country, right?

Yeah, but that shit don't count. I'm just fucking with you. No, but I'm just saying if you live in the suburbs, like I just feel like you should have an SUV. I feel like I feel like you should because nine times out of ten you have a family. I would argue that you should have a Lamborghini in the suburbs. more than you should have it in a major city. I agree. And I agree.

You should have an SUV in a city more than you should have one in the suburbs. No, you should only have a Lamborghini if you live like in Santa Monica off the PCH or something like that. So you can just sit in traffic with it? Yeah. Never drive. It's a straight drive. It's a straight drive. There's no potholes.

It's a highway. Like, it's the beach. You take the top down. I guess. Smell the salt water. And then let that just eat through your car. Yeah. Fuck it.

If you got one, you can forward to it. That's how it goes. Someone bring the friar at the beach is sick. Why? That salt water is going to eat through every bit of that fucking car. You get in that, Roe. You don't care about the salt water, row. I would say not even 90.

99% of the guys that pull a Ferrari up to a Santa Monica Beach cannot afford a Ferrari. So you're saying it's not this. I'm with you. Yes. Reynolds. 100%. Oh, every Lamborghini in Miami, 90% of those are Reynolds.

I don't think there's an owned car in the city of Miami. Nobody owns a car. I'm sorry, even the Toyotas. Yeah, no, those are all rented off the lot for sure. Only the Uber drivers own their cars. Speaking of Miami, we talked about your birthday trip with Loyon, tried to get some finances together. Oh, yeah, that was nice.

Yeah, we put up. Loyon bought it up. No, actually, I brought them all brought it up. Oh, I didn't. I can't say that because then they're going to really think that, DeMaris just told me. This is crazy. The Maris told me that the streets being our comment section.

For sure. Things that we are fucking. What, did they give, like, and based off certain things that you say. They think we're fucking, but mall never took me to the movies. Yeah, that's what you do with chicks. You're fucking. Yeah, yeah, you know what you don't take them in the movies.

Yeah. Are you kidding me? You take chicks in the movies that you're trying to fuck. Yeah, once you get it, it's like, yo, come on, come on. That's what they. Uber eats. When he canceled it, everyone assumed like, oh, he must already beat. You think it's on prime?

I think it's on prime. Yeah, but my boyfriend called me and was like, yeah, man, streets think. See? We were laughing on the phone. This is crazy. Was he laughing though? He was laughing. He was laughing.

He was laughing. What octave was it laughing? He's like, yo, yo, street said you're a motherfucker. Crazy. That's crazy, right? That's funny. That nigger was hurt. That nigger was mad.

It's fine. I'm coming down this weekend. I got something going on. We'll be in the city tomorrow, matter of fact. What time are you record? What day you on? Tomorrow. Now I want to see the operation.

I can't support my girl. Oh, my God, man. Call, shake the fuck I'm talking about behind the scenes. Oh, my God. No, but like I, see, I had already saw all those comments and things like that because, Yes, listeners, I am the one who goes through all the comments. And she relays information to us. Why don't you log into your boyfriend's IG and delete the comment?

He didn't comment it. Oh. He called, he would never, come on, come on. Maybe he's a social media influencer. I don't know. I've never met him. He doesn't even have social media. Okay.

You think you know. This is a YouTube comment. No, I know that. How do you know that? Because I know. You're right. He got one. I subscribe his close friends.

He for sure. Yeah, he for sure got one. he for sure got one. Damaris said something interesting though. She said that when you have a significant other, you tend to do things to check up on them that you probably normally wouldn't do if it was just a random person.

Yes, Ma'am. That's a relationship. So I didn't know that. This went beyond his brain. Yeah. Wait, you did what? You check on people? I mean, but do their like,

do tags on social media? I never knew that was a thing. Maul, I check on y'all through your tags on social media. Demaris, we work together. So we work together. People are searching through tags to find shit about their significant other? Yeah.

Okay, you made that sound like she was checking on her boyfriend and make sure he was okay. No, no, I mean like trying to put together a case study to see if you're like cheating or fucking somebody else. Oh, for sure. Yeah, but like searching the tag

from where like I said I was at. It's insane. Yes. I didn't know people were clicking hashtags in 2022 or 2021. Or 2019 or 28th. That's crazy as far. And who's still using hashtags?

Many people. You ever put the hashtag in one of your pictures? Back when we were doing hashtags. Hashtag do say. Hashtag we up. For sure. For sure. Zuvie.

Yeah, you put Zubi onto your picture before? No. All right. And we've discussed this word. All right, cool. I'm mad we just skipped over. Hashtag we up. Yeah, that was the one that slipped by.

Y'all let We up go. But Zubi was the problem. We up is nasty. Because what does that mean? Listen, man. You want to see the nastiest shit. Any girl that hashtagged during an era, NYC Nightlife. Don't do that.

Definitely has herpes. Elephant room days. God. I want everybody to see you. NYC nightlife. You know, sometimes if you're interested in a girl, you'll go through her IG. Like you'll go and some girls that don't get surgery or do this whole new makeup rebrand or just find out how to dress like a bad bitch. keep most of their social media from when it started.

So you can see things that happened in their lives in 2015. That's when I start to like really judge you. Because I've seen some hashtag NYC Nightlife tags. I've seen certain promoters tagged and stuff. Yeah. I've seen shout out to the plug and then added the the fucking reservation. I'm like, oh, all right. You're trying to.

You're trying to look like this mature person now. Yeah. And not only that, those has. But you got hashtags in your DNA. When I see a one hashtag explore page, I've never seen that. You've never seen that? What?

They'd be there. They'd be hidden. You can hide them now. So that people have to click on see more to see your caption to see your hashtags. Hashtag and the explore page is nuts. Like, what are you trying to, like, what are you trying to, like, what are you trying to be on the export page? They're trying to get explored. But what do you?

I don't know, man. I just, you know, the more I think about. this shit, man. It's just like, I don't understand what, I know what social media was intended for. I know I can imagine when they sat down and pitched Instagram and Twitter. I can see what they were trying to connect people and, you know, but this shit has like really taken over people's lives. No, it is their life. That's scary to me, man. But no, you got to realize that a lot of these specifically with girls that are now 23, 24, 25 were born into. Instagram. They're not 30 plus that went through Instagram as they were just going through life.

This is all they know. So of course, all they know is hashtag explore. That's a regular thing to me. I'm scared of the people that are coming up now, like the young kids that are, they don't even know a world without social media. That's what I'm scared to see. When it's just like these are the ones that are running the music business and running entertainment, like the ones that were born after social media. Voting. They're voting. They're voting. They're voting. They're voting. that's when shit is going to get scared. They have opinions. Yeah.

That's when it's going to get scared. Listen. But no, I mean, it's sort of happening now to some degree. Oh, man. Because, well, I'm 27 and my first social media, I grew up on the forums. So, like, I got to see, like, the forums, AOL dial up, all of that stuff. So, like, anybody, like, younger than me, like, I want to say, like, 26, 25 is, like, the cutoff where people actually, like, played outside. Yes, probably.

Oh, my God. I used to judge when people would tag the location of Pergola on their IG. I look at them a little weird. Now it's like if you can't tag that you in Tulum, it's like, why bother to post it? It's just, I don't know, man. I like social media for a lot of things. I think it's helped with a lot.

But I also see where it can be very scary for people that don't remember a world without social media. There's so much money on social media now. That's what I love about it. I love the fact that these young cats, they got, their businesses in their palm pretty much and they can sell stuff they can create things create music and that's why when I used to always say

to me again back it's easier to be seen it's easier to get on now because you don't have to physically go to New York and sit in front of a universal building and hope that you see the ANR or hope that you see the CEO or you know what I mean like now you literally can get hot from your living room you can put out a smash record

from your bedroom TikTok is how a lot of I put down with smash records that never got hurt before you get it to go viral. The top TikTok earner, I think, made 75 million. 18-year-old girl,

75 million off a TikTok last year. Doing what? Dancing. Yeah, you know. Dancing, doing sounds. Ro, there's people making $75 million I was dancing on TikTok and you didn't talk.

We need to start, you got to shake your ass. Wait, only don't you shake your ass. We're going to have to shake ass. I didn't bring Carl into shoot video. He's here to dance. We need to put together a routine next week.

I'm going to shake ass to we all shaking ass for 75 million I'm definitely shaking ass for 75 million. Here's the thing. I would shake some ass for 75 million. For 75 million? Everyone gets their jokes off, yo. Look at this sellout.

All right. You're fair. 75 million in the year? I'm shaking ass. I did not know that that was happening. From dancing on TikTok, she made 75 million? I got to see those business expenses.

Oh, I'm sorry. 17.5 million. Still. She made one million dollars. Yeah, dancing? 17.5. Yep. No, but I'm not that out of touch to know that, yeah, TikTok is, yeah, it's the moneymaker. By far, fam, how are we not dancing on TikTok?

Because we don't know how to TikTok dance. You know the crazy thing is I'm on TikTok like forever now, but I barely see people dancing anymore. Oh, you're one of a hipster TikTok. Oh, I was on it before it pop. No, no, it's not that. I was, I'm old, but like I always thought it was a kid's app. So I was like, oh. It's still a kid's after me.

No. I know. I'm being very. They on there. What's the difference between TikTok and when you used to do the mash up? videos on Instagram There's not much difference with any of these things Yeah it's like yeah

It's like they took it's like they took that And Vine they mixed it with Vine yep It's like Vine mash up and then like Instagram all mixed together But like the majority of my TikTok is like I follow a whole Like a bunch of black girl luxury things I'll be watching people on there scrubbing themselves like in the shower with nice music playing lighting candles And they get paid for stuff like that by the brands You know what I do respect

For washing their asses talk though I'll tell you what's dope about TikTok Remember how we used to big up soundcloud so much Because you would go through like a rabbit hole With soundcloth. It mattered more Your algorithms were based off what you were listening to Not what would be hot.

Like you could listen to some number one record And it could take you to someone that has 200 plays If it was similar in that branch That disappeared with DSPs and apps and all that. TikTok from my understanding And what I've seen Does have a little bit of that. Like you can go down

rabbit holes of just random shit if it's off that topic. So it does kind of encourage people that aren't with the machine behind them or have a whole bunch of followers can still pop off the shit because you could get mixed into the algorithms just based off someone searching for something. Right. So I like that about

TikTok. We might have to explore this TikTok thing a little more. I told Julian and I said let's get TikTok going. Let's have Carl dance just to the audio of our podcast. No music. It would just be you and I talking and like Carl would just dance. Carl, you ready for the 17 And I was thinking about like not any like real serious topics, not funny topics.

Like just dead serious topics and Carl would just be busting a move to the audio. Yeah, because Carl would do that anyway. For sure. Call would start fucking milly rocking over, you know, at the funeral. It doesn't matter. Demaris came in today and was like, yo, Reddit in the streets, they found the video of Carl dancing. I said, how hard did they look? To keep it right in front of his face.

You have to search very far. Did they hit a fresh You and your brother Just dancing around fucking Mexico Y'all are sick bro With the shirt buttoned all the way open Nasty What y'all do it

Not a button to be found Call is sick To leave the door open Y'all was outside Y'all was all going to say It wasn't even doors Leave the door open There wasn't a door in sight

Not one, y'all on a beach Oh my God That's sick Is that like Is that a passion or is that a tool to get, you know, like maybe a DM or two? Or when you're at the resort. The video of you dancing. And doing it at the resort.

It's a, I mean, it was a passion. Now you're just passionate about pussy. I get it. Carl, come here. Come here. I had an actual question. I want your full answer to be on mic. I like when DeMaris getting her bag.

Come closer. You kind of tall. No, I'm saying the question. So I'm a result like this. Oh, okay. Did you notice that there's a type? Have you noticed throughout your dancing and getting pussy days? Have you noticed that there's a type of woman that prefers dancers?

That's, like, that's her shit. That's her vibe. Like, you know, like, when you see the girl in the party and you start moonwalking and you like, oh, yeah, that's her. That's the one. This is her bag. So no, they I mean they kind of come to me

So it's not like I'm Doing it and seeing the girl And they're like Kind of pull up and it's all right So I'm not Can you tell What type of dance move you should do Off seeing a certain type of girl

Yeah like I'm not gonna go crumping In the middle of the floor Because that's not gonna get The baddies For a little glide and two-step You never seen a Chris Brown-Wo video He followed a talk a car crumpin.

He has also millions of dollars. You know, saying crumpin's not going to get the baddies. Everyone just let that go. It worked for Chris. He got it. Listen, I don't know. The girl that likes crumpin might be the better fuck. That might be the low-key. Yeah, definitely.

She might be ill. Dancing is just such a, like, you can't really dance at the club no more. Because there's no dance floor, really. You're going to dance around at the table with somebody next to somebody that's not trying to dance? Yeah, like, those. less space you have, if you

could dance in that, then you look cooler. You know what I'm saying? Because it's like, if I can do, I'm not going to examine. No, no, no, no, please. And do it now. And come on. You know where the camera angles are. Come on. Let's, let's, no, no, no, because it's a tight space. This is a tight space. This is a tight space. So let's see what, like we're in the section.

Hold on. This is the bottle. Bottle service right here. It's just us. Maul and I, we're just chilling on the couch on our phones. You, you, you, dance floors over here. Let's say we're even high up. Like, they're looking at us. We up here. The camera needs to see you. How are you getting your shit off? Oh, okay.

He stepped into the section. He sees us. If I seen a group of girls right here, I might just, you know what I'm saying? Not. You ain't seen the knees. You ain't seen the knees. I saw the knees. You didn't see the knees.

That was to get through the girls, too. Yo, that nigger calls me. That shit ain't working, man. You know. Listen. Yo. More. If we're at the club.

If we're at the club, you and I And there's a group of girls here And we have to go use the bathroom or something We may just be like, oh, pardon me Can I get past? You ain't do the news? Carl go through the whole shit Like, excuse me

I'm like, you got to be like, excuse me Like you see when I do this is me Just move in me? Excuse me. Nah, man, I'm not fucking with y'all today I'm not doing this. See, DeMaris be starting bullshit

Y'all don't see who be starting this shit And I love it She needs to start more Yo, Carl, you're the sickest in the world, man. That nigga his knees. And you know when Carl do that, he

whisper in her ear, it's the S, the L the L, the L. For sure. Oh, my God. See, that's why you can't dance, man. Because it just, it's no way to look cool when you dancing. I'm sorry. It's not. Like, girls like to, if a guy has rhythm, they can tell, like a little two-step to

the, to the rhythm and all that. But when you start really boogieing, it's like girls just don't know how to react to it because they're just like, okay, he can dance. But it's like, You got to make it look cool. I don't know I make it look for me. Okay.

That's what I ain't figured. I ain't figured. Carl can fit in the small spaces. He's thin. He's kind of thin. Like, Rorby seen me. I go crazy only if they want me to. That's true.

You've seen him go crazy? Of course. Of course. What? Demaris. Stop. I've seen him go nuts. I've seen him go nuts.

I've seen him go nuts. You know, go call. Remember when they just screen your name? You felt inclined to go crazy. Like, I guess I got to go. I've seen, I've seen Carl and the dead middle of winter with everyone's dirty, snowy boots on the floor of stage 48. I've seen Carl hit the ground with some dance moves once they, like, was really asking Carl to go there.

Like circle. That's all. I open it up. Yeah. Yeah. He went crazy of Taylor's. What happened on Taylor works karaoke? He went crazy?

Listen, man. I would kind of crazy. Shout out to our good friend of the show, Taylor. Just saw Taylor the other day. Shout to Taylor. Taylor had just moved to the city. Mm-hmm. There was a lot of, and Taylor hung with our circle, like when she first got here.

Mm-hmm. Didn't know much about New York. We were, you know, come out with us type shit. Right. There was a lot of, yo, who's that going on around? Because you know, New York is small. Right. And you see most of the same women most of the time.

Right. So there was a lot of like, yo, yo, who is that? Mm-hmm. Yo, who is that? Mm-hmm. Carl took, yo, who is that, and said, I'm a show her who's that. He went crazy. On Taylor?

Not on her. Oh. For her. He might. Was it on her or for her? Definitely for her. She didn't know her already. She didn't know you had movies.

Oh, wait. No, I'm just talking about the, oh, you talked about her birthday party. Yeah. You was damn all. You was with me. I thought you were so at the first time she was out with us. Oh. Where the fuck it was?

Who cares? But I thought just about that time. No, at fucking, you've seen Carl go crazy. Oh, absolutely. Oh, at the, uh, at Taylor's birthday party. At the, um, the little, um. Then that basement shit was everywhere that. Yeah, the carrier was hot as fucking there.

Yeah. I remember that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't think I was there when Carl went crazy, though. I think when I was there, uh, little Yadi was, uh, singing. He was, I was, I was the sick of shit. We was at karaoke. I danced before a little Yadi went.

Yeah. He followed up. Before Sequon Barclay did boys to men. You followed up a little Yadi set right before Sequan went on? He opened up for Yadi. Oh, say, Carl opened up. Carl opened up. Carl opened up.

I don't know. You was with me. I don't remember, though. I don't remember seeing Carl dance, though, and go crazy in there. Would you perform, Carl? What you gave him? Nice and slow. You know he going to get you USH-E-R.

You know that. And you know, like, when you have enablers around, they knew what time it was when Carl and the Urshur get on. Yeah. And, you know, it was Taylor's birthday. Oh, no. So they always got to like, yo, put the birthday girl in the chair. It was all PG.

I know she's not in the chair. Yeah, yeah, you have a status. It's a birthday. But it was all fun. It was all fun again. Let's put the birthday girl there. We know how Carl gave it up. Yeah.

When I say, I've never seen him. I've seen him do some pop-lock shit before. I've never seen. He, like, dislocated his shoulder and, like, put it back in its place. He went nuts. Carl, you know what I'm saying? You're a good guy, man. You're keeping the dance culture alive out there.

He had, he had Yadi looking shook. Like, damn, I don't think broccoli's going to get it done. Oh, man. Y'all are sick. Yeah, this entire team is very sick. But we still haven't heard Ed and DJ for us. Right, we got to go. We got to go support him at one of his events one day.

He doesn't invite us. He said he would put us on the list. See, he's not even in the room. He's not even in the trouble. He's not always invited. Oh, okay. I'm like, I'm like, they call. I'm like, he.

No, I'm here. You guys are always invited to The Stumbling on Saturdays. It's called the Stumbling? Not him. Rep your shit. Yeah. Can I request the song? Yeah.

I can be that guy. What's the first request you're going to give me? Nice and slow and I'm bringing Carl. Walking him a call to the spot and then actually coming on and like call, get him. No, but I was walking in and me making eye contact with Edding from across the room. Like, it's time. You know what time is. Like me and fucking honey.

It's time. I drop it immediately. Look at Ed and go, it's time. And don't bring up honey, because that's on my list for, not classic movies, but. Yo, she was fucking terrible. And I was in love with her. Which one was honey? Jessica Alba, who I love.

Where she's like the dance choreography. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. She, like, walked in and did Jada kiss's video and, like, learned the choreography in two seconds and, like, choreographed the whole thing in five minutes. J-A-D-A-D-A? Was it? J-A-D-A. That's my shit. It was Jada and Sheik.

Yeah. You know Stiles at the juice bar. Like, nah, but I ain't going to the honey set. I'm cool. I ain't going to the Honey Set. Actually, Stiles might have been locked up at that time. Actually, yeah. I think styles might have been locked up.

Honey was nuts. Honey was a classic. Little Romeo was in there. Poor. Honey was not a classic, man. Missy Elliott pulled up to the church to save the Bronx. Like, come on, man. Like, that's a, look at these, look at, you know, when you really go back and dissect these movies,

Yo, it was a lot of bad movies in the early late 90s, early 2000s. It was some trash-ass movie. Honey was definitely not a classic. That shit was terrible. Honey. Love Jessica. Carl was a dancer. Carl, is Honey a classic?

Carl, what's the best dance movie ever? You got served. Breaking. Okay. You got served was terrible, road. Save the last dance. We talked about Save the Last Dance already. I don't want to repeat conversations.

Still terrible. Saved the Last Dance You didn't like that one? I love Save the Last Dance When I was a kid As I grew up I realized she couldn't dance That wasn't getting it done

For Juilliard But, you know Yeah, that Oh, that was the one With the, uh Was McCaw-Fife in that? Oh no, the other black dude What's the other black guy's name?

Not you getting all the blacks The black actors From the 90s mixed up I forgot his name That movie was That was a bad movie He wasn't feeling Fredro Starr's role

And Save the Last Dance? Was he in that? Yeah, he was the antagonist If I'm not mistaken. He was. He was the crazy thug. Why does he... You know that's why he said it in the casting shit.

You know he said that. Who is his agent? Because I feel like every movie he did. He plays himself? He plays himself. Yeah, he's great at him. It's like, yo, I'm the trouble maker. I'm the kid that could be good, but I get into some shit all the time.

Rest and peace. To who? Fredgel died? Don't. You're not about to kill Fredro star. The Barrier stars alive and well. In Queens right now. He's doing fine.

He's home of my bad. The fuck? How you just killed Fregeal Star? I thought the marriage was giving me news. I'm like, wait, Fredro died? Like, how did you see that hit the timeline? Like, nah, come on, man. Fredro's alive and well.

He just did an interview. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Fragile Starz. Jesus, don't kill Fredro. I don't kill Fredro. I don't even know if I want to, I thought we already had the Save Last Dance conversation. So I left it alone. He's very much alive in his 50 years old. Shout out to Fredro Starr, man.

I didn't even know that. You know who I'm getting him mixed up with? I'm sorry. Other person that was on Brandi that died. That was on Moe Should I die. Yes No No no worry

No Wait wait What happened And we're back We'll get in a safe Last Dance another time I thought we had already talked about that one Fradio stars alive and well

Damaris was talking about Merlin Santana rest in peace Merlin Santana was killed years ago in California I believe Rest in peace The star of the Steve Harvey show It was on Moisha I believe too Yeah so

rest of peace merlin santana is moisha on any streaming yes they bought it back i can't remember which one though but they bought it back like maybe last year during covid okay that feels like a hulu thing netflix no netflix yeah oh no i'moisha's on netflix wow we watched that okay moisha was a good show it was for sure yeah Jamie fox on martin uh I'll get killed especially because of how my face looks to Jamie Foxville you said facts it's not a fact first and four I actually think that I'm weird for saying that. I feel like I get killed for thinking that.

The most underrated show. I love Martin. Don't get a twisted. Yeah. I think Jamie Fox Show and Martin kind of, Jamie Fox Show was really, really funny. Martin is obviously a cult classic. It's more revered, I think.

Yeah, it's set the bar for everybody else kind of. But, um, yo, the Chris Rock show? Everybody hates Chris? I never really got into it because I thought I was too young when it was coming out. That show is fucking hilarious. Incredible. Like a lot of people,

enough people don't talk about Everybody hates Chris. That's a great show. Really, really good show. Yeah, that was a really great show. Everybody hates Chris. That's probably one of my, that might be my favorite show. Fresh Prince or Martin.

That's your favorite show ever? Might be. No bullshit. So that's a very bold statement. Everybody hates Chris is a great comedy show? Yes. Oh, like sitcom type thing. Yeah, we told Martin.

I thought you meant like favorite show. Martin is obviously the bar. But like when you think about storyline and actors and. and comedic timing and, you know, that type. Everybody hates Chris was phenomenal. Yeah, that was a great show, amazing show. Terry Cruz was great, that. No one cares.

Seinfeld, anyone? No, all right, cool. I like Seinfeld. But Seinfeld, I think is overrated, too. Overrated. Friends, overrated. You think, the office overrated. I've heard friends.

I heard people say. Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. No, we can't do that. You said what you said. You said what you said, but we can't do that. Okay. The office made, not overrated. I can see friends being overrated.

Yeah. Seinfeld, to some degree. I can kind of get it, but the office is not over it. Underrated white sitcom, Frazier. Frazier was that shit. I'll take Frazier over friends any fucking day. There was another show, a white show. All of them.

The nanny was great. The nanny was wonderful. Me and my mom used to watch the nanny. No, not roose. I loved Rosanne. I watched Rosanne as a kid. Well, Marwood. She's a Trump supporter.

Of course, Maul would. I loved Roseanne. More would fuck Roseanne. I would, Not. See how you see how? DeMaris. You see how that you just start?

Makes me throwing people on you. You know what the fuck? What was it? Raymond? Everybody loves Raymond and King of Hell. King of the Hill. King of the Hell and Kings and Queens. Kings and Queens.

Kings and Queens. Kings and Queens. What's the actress's name? I love her. Italian. She was a Scientologist. Yeah. You're right there with the L.

Leah Rimini. Yes. Yes. Love her. One of my crushes. I love a. I love a. I love a bad bitch with a little raspy voice.

Yeah. I don't know what it is. Yeah. She's sexy. Like she smoked cigarettes in high school, but she stopped? Yeah. Not really cigarettes. Maybe a little bit of laryngitis.

Yeah. Mixed in with some tobacco. Yeah. And some terrible statin out. Sleep with the AC on a little bit. That type of, you know, that type of throat. Yeah. Yeah, I like that.

It's a good throat. Yeah, it's a good throat. I like that. Any music coming out? It's weird that I don't want to make this sexual. It's just weird that some of the toxins really do help in that. department. Toxins.

Because you know the chicks in their 20s that just eat fucking fried chicken and Hennessy. How is their pussy so wet? They eat cock. I was like, wait, tell me more. That's what I thought he was going. I thought that's where he was going. You smoke so much hookah.

Why is your throat this good? It should be ruined. It doesn't make any sense. Did you guys watch that 70 show? Your diet is horrible. That 70 show? Yes. I never got into that.

Really? It wasn't my type of thing, but it was cool. My wife and kids. was probably one of my favorites growing up. My wife and kids was in high school at that time. My wife and kids was a good show. I watched it with my dad. That was a really good show.

That was with me and my mom one as well. They did some bullshit that they got to answer for at some point though. Which one? My wife and kids. Season two when they completely switched out Claire. And granted, I liked the new Claire. She was great. But we know why they switched her out.

Yeah, they do that with all the shows. Get rid of the blackie. Get rid of the dark skin girl. I didn't say that. It was me. You thought it. I did not think that. I saw it in your eyes.

You thought it. That's how they think. Obviously, we don't think that. But that's how they think. The Fresh Prince of Bel Air effect. That's all. Yeah. Like, I ain't gonna lie.

Our TVs weren't the greatest back then. But they just tried to throw that on us like we wasn't going to notice. This is like, fam. This is not Aunt Viv. They did it. They did it with my wife and kids. Again, when I remember watching the next season with my mom, like, excited for it to start. and Claire comes out and is just being Claire.

Like, don't address anything. She's just being, hey, Claire. And it's like, that's not, that's not Claire, bro. Yeah, that's not Aunt Viv. Like, that was the weirdest. I remember that. We was like, because I don't even think it was, it was public that she wasn't going to be back on the show.

But I don't think that it was like that big of news. Like, people didn't really like take to it. It's like, once it aired, it was like, yo, what the hell's going on? Because it happens so often, the shows are so fucked up. but it happened so often in shows. They should have did something like they got divorced or something. They wasn't supposed to try it. Like they should have just ushered in a whole new relationship for Uncle Phil.

You know what? Have you guys ever seen two and a half men? Yeah, I like two and a half men. So they, you know, they killed Charlie Sheenoff. Would you guys prefer her? I had to. I had to. I had to.

I had to. That was a good one. That's fine. I'll take that at you. Jesus, you're really low. Yeah, you are. I can't really hear you're speaking to me. That's,

That's because you're not accepting his light. You're not living by his teachings. That's why it's hard to hear and see him. That's why it's your fault. All the distractions in this other world. I know we're talking about social media shit before, and I'm going to tie it in the sitcoms. I felt like a fucking creep when I clicked some page

that was like the new bad bitch on Instagram, and it was Katie from my wife and kids. She's 25 now, and it's like an IG joint. And I'm like, nah. No, she's grown. I see the kid. I'm cool. She's grown.

I saw somebody show me her Instagram last year. I was like, she's a grown woman. An adult adult. Yeah, she's grown. But that's weird to me. Seeing like child stars, like female child stars grow up and come women. That's weird to you? Yes.

Like, I can't look at it the same. I don't know why. I feel you. I just can't. It's only that when it's like that was your first time seeing them since like, they were a kid. That's when it's like, well, what the fuck? I lived with a Jamaican family at one point when I didn't have spots to live.

People heard that story before. But one of the girls that lived in that house when I lived there was super young. And now she's an adult. She's like 23 now. And I follow her on Instagram and like I had to mute her because like it's weird to me. She's acting like a 23 year old should act. She's a grown woman. She's beautiful, everything.

It just creeps me out. I feel you. It just makes me feel uncomfortable. That's how it is. Like now I see like girls that live in my block that was like my homeboys like little sisters. It's like we're all grown men now. Like, you know what I mean? It's like, but you forget like, yeah, but their little sisters are grown too.

Yeah. And then you see the little sisters and you're like, damn, that's your little sister. They used to be like, you're going to room while we was in the living room. Like she's a grown fucking woman. And she looks amazing. And but that's what was weird with social media. when you follow people that you kind of watch grow up or grew up with, she's acting like a 23-year-old should act in places that I would not see her.

So, like, I've been back to the house a bunch of times, and, you know, she's acting like she does at home at her grandma this house and fine. She'd be on IG acting the way a 23-year-old would act, where I would not be there to see it, period, because I wouldn't be at that party. I wouldn't be in that group. So that's where I feel even more creeped out about social media. Like, I shouldn't be seeing this. Yeah.

And not to say she should do her IG for anyone else. But that's where I'm like, I can't look at Katie for my wife and kids. Yeah, but that's how I feel about my nieces. Like, I see their Instagrams and I'll just get a headache. I'm like, oh, my God. Seeing these dudes in the comments, I'm like, I will kill all of you niggas from uptown. Every last one of y'all. Like, it's just like, oh, my gosh, it's a fucking headache.

They don't comment back like, yo, my unks, a legend, relax? No. A legend. I would prefer they don't. I would prefer to. They don't. I don't want nobody know those are my nieces.

Uncle Mill? They don't call you Uncle Millie now? No, Roarrey. Because it's your mill. Nobody has ever. Now you got a Millie. Yo, the rich uncle hitting up the rich uncle like,

can I get some sneakers? You definitely Uncle Millie now. I'm not Uncle Millie, Rory. Uncle Jamilly. I promise you I'm not Uncle Jamilly. If you want to wrap now, your name should be Jamilly. A millionaire. I'm a young money.

Jamilian. You see what I did? That was a classic? Yeah. Yes. I said what I said last episode yesterday. I'm just fucking with y'all, man. Y'all killed me for that.

Yeah. Oh, shit of it. Come on. Hit us with the trendy topics. You wrote stuff down. Come on. Music. Who's dropping?

Nobody's dropping. Young Dolph's album, everybody goes stream that because his wife gets the proceeds from it. Absolutely. One thousand percent. Go stream Dolph's album. Long live Dolph. Rest in peace to Dolph. Condolences and prayers to his family, his children.

They have the killer in custody, I believe, right? Yeah, both of them. Both of them in custody. Would y'all give somebody an engagement ring that hurt when they took it? You know what? Never mind. Mark that on this girl. You know what?

Never mind. Why worry so like Beavis and Bud? That shit hurt. That shit hurt. Would you ever give somebody Engagement Florida is working If he took it on

Yeah Florida is working on Yeah Florida is working on a bill That would protect white people From being white shamed Every time we bring up Wait so they protect the whites more

We can Wait Wait You know what I'm done I'm done Oh my God, I am so depressed. White guilt and engagements. Let's tackle it.

M.G. Kelly did what? If Reed the room was not a person. Leave all that. It's all in fun. So they're passing a law that's going to protect whites more than they already protected? Yes. I wasn't aware we needed a law to be protected. When they're teaching critical race theory, you cannot make it like, you can't.

Like, I can't blame. for what his ancestors did and the bridges they built. Like I can't say, yeah, because you people I can't, I can't do that. They're working on a law in Florida to make that illegal. But you can still follow a black kid home. I can't paint you as a villain.

Oh, but you can follow a black kid home with a hoodie and kill him. And then claim self-defense. Duh. Stupid motherfuckers. What's going on right now? Listen. Whatever.

No, listen, I'm telling you. Critical race theory is the new a bathroom debate with politics. We have to find something that's utterly ridiculous to distract us from what's really going on. Yes, school should teach

what the fuck actually happen. And now y'all are arguing they can't teach it in a bad way. No, why would we do that? We should stick to the Pilgrims came and we're like, hey, Indians, even though you're not Indians, we're still going to call you Indians.

Thanks for the land. And the seasoning. And now we're here. 13 colonies. Go America. Spreading. diseases. Listen, man. Yeah, teach the fucking truth.

And, hey, here's a weird idea. Why don't we talk to our kids? Yeah. Like, them going, yo, I have to explain to my child that our ancestors slaughtered black people so they don't hate. Yeah. It's okay. It's okay

to talk to your child. Say, hey, you're going to learn all this in school. This is what happened. Yeah, I mean, history is history. If you feel guilty about it, that's a fine feeling you don't want to come on Thanksgiving with Grandpa anymore because he owned a couple slaves

yeah I just don't let's get to the real shit it's all just a distraction let's uncover the real shit let's get to the real history let's get to the real meaning behind things and I'm tired of the erasure

of history period like I'm one of those people that I think like all these statues they're taking down of colonizers and people who are actually shitty human beings everybody's like take the statue down they don't disturb a statue

no leave it up show what you all what America memorializes and what America really stands for. Like, this is what's important to them. This is who they built up to be this grandperson. No, leave that up there so that we can see that. This is not, this is how y'all really feel about us.

Don't take shit down and erase all your mistakes. Leave them up. Yeah, I'm with that. And specifically to the schools that these politicians and outraged white people that their kids go to, are they that mixed? Yeah. Yeah. Are they that in fear of their children that all these black kids are going to

now hear the truth of what happened in history class and then beat up their kids? Is that happening? No. In the real world, is that happening? No. This is a distraction, man. All of the shit is a distraction. The fact that it's debate, just teach what the fuck happened. If you have an issue with it, that's your issue.

And you should have issue with it. You should have an issue with learning the history of this sick country and... I'm saying you have an issue with people teaching it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. But it should make you uncomfortable. Yeah, absolutely. White people hate feeling uncomfortable. Well, you know what it is? It's when you start really uncovering a lot of the history of America and the things that went on, it's uncomfortable because if, you know, your family's from that origin,

it's like, damn, like, I'm nothing like that. You know what I mean? And it's like to know that my family was like that and my ancestors were like that. And that's how they treated people. It should make you uncomfortable because naturally it's kind of like, damn, my people were fucked up. You know what I mean? So now that we're uncovering that, like, yeah, this is what they did. and this is what went on.

And this statue, this guy really was doing this. And you start to, like you said, pull that mass down and show who and what this country was really built on and who was really doing what. Like, I'm with it. I think that we have enough information now and it's enough people connected throughout the world to where we can learn the truth about where we're from and the origin of a lot of things, but still be progressive and productive together in society. It goes against their narrative of how fucking star-spangled awesome fucking American.

is and everything. And I even see the people that are so against critical race theory get on these publications and think they're being progressive of like they're admitting slavery happens so they feel like they're progressive. Like, yeah, slavery happened and it was bad. But we're over that now. Why should we talk about it again? And like you sound like the most abusive husband I've ever heard.

Yeah, like, you know, I beat the shit out of you. It's over. Like, why we keep bringing this shit up? I don't know because now I'm in fear of being around you. Right. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, I mean, you can't just forget about what happened.

and act like it didn't. What's the worst when you act like it didn't happen. But I think that enough people are in position. I mean, we still do need more people in position. But I think enough people in position, enough people have a voice and platform now to where we can speak the truth and speak it openly and freely.

And just, you know, this is what happened. We can't keep acting like this is not what happened. Like, this is what happened. We know it. We see it. We can teach it to everybody. This is what this country was built on. This is what this holiday was really about.

and what really happened and was really like the origin of this holiday. We don't want to celebrate that anymore. So let's celebrate this instead. Let's, you know what I mean? Like let's just be more productive and progressive in society. That's all. And most importantly, acknowledge what it still affects. Absolutely.

You can say, oh, that happened, that happened, that happened. But redlining is still a thing. Yeah. Prison complex is still a thing. School to prison pipeline is still a thing. Like all of these things are still affecting minorities. But that's why I like those conversations because once you start it, it's a domino effect.

You start having conversations about other things. Okay, so like you said, prison pipeline effect. Like, why are these people being sent? This is basically slavery. Like, you're locking people up for these petty crimes and throwing them in prisons and you're working the shit out of them. Like, somebody gets paid every time an inmate is given a number. Somebody gets paid from that.

You know what I mean? So it's like, start uncovering all of that shit. Because that's the only way we're going to really get, you know, some real change. It's like we got to start talking about all of it. I don't just start talking about this and stay on this for 50 years. No, no, no, no, no. We know about that Fix that, correct that, move forward

Now let's talk about this shit That's how you maintain the crop though Because critical race theory Has to do with teaching children So they got to keep this shit going And it starts When you're a child Learning those things from your environment

Your schools, your parents, your family So school being one of those things We can't continue this system Unless we're teaching the kids The same way to create that pipeline You start mixing that up Next generation gonna change Yeah God forbid

somebody's got to do the work and they vilify the shit out of Britain and all those history books Britain has never been like oh I feel guilty They don't go to fuck They got the same king and queen Are we really talking about how like

Megan Markle just sweeped up The King to Be and just bought him to America Like yeah we're here like what's up Is he still the king to be? Well not anymore he's you know renounced this throne or whatever But she was just like, yeah. Yeah, because he wanted to

he wanted to be with who he wanted to be with. And they were against that because that goes against their Megan Markle is mixed, but look, she's a white passing woman. She could pass his white. They were worried about that baby so bad. They were like, oh my God, what if he comes out of darky? What if? They were terrified.

And I'm like, she looks like a white woman. And then she had a baby with a white man, probably the whitest men in the world. And y'all are afraid that this baby. She's trying to say about genders. he is a ginger the whitest men in the world y'all are so white

y'all hair can't even be black they had to make it red That's true The sun is it affects us Yes drastically more than the average person It's rough It's right

I'm glad you're bringing awareness to it People don't talk about it Yeah no It's progressive Look like Talk about the ginger Critical ginger theory Critical SPF theory

The sun You know what the sun has done to us The schools need to learn About what these UV rays are doing Why is SBF not free? Because it burns. Yeah. Oh my God.

But yeah. But yeah, she, they did the dash on that one. Where are they at now? Are they in Canada, chilling? I want to shout about them. They were here recently. I once did a rant about them that pissed a lot of people off. So I'm trying to stay far away from that.

Off the ginger's? No, off the royal family and just. You pissed the royal, you, they told you you pissed them on? No, just the world was pissed that I was just not super impressed by Prince Harry and how shitty his family is. and like, no, I'm sorry. I don't care about his bloodline. Yeah, no, it's not.

They literally have ruined the world, so sorry. And he's, I don't think that he's that brave of a person for a CNN and say, hey, my family's kind of horrible. Let me just step away. I don't think he's that brave of a person to do that. Be brave to leave your mother's house with no job, no money, no nothing. You know, you're right. Now you're brave. Talk to me.

That's the person I'm like, oh, that's some brave shit you just did. Yeah, you're going to really learn yourself in a minute. Running away from home was so cool when you were young For like an hour Until I got dark Dark and cold I'm hungry Y'all were runaway kids

Oh yeah a few times What's runaway in black families Maris? I know I never ran away Just go up the block to the park And stay there until fucking dark I think that's just kids Yeah

Like you pack a little book bag Act like you're going somewhere Like you ain't going It's great to get dark And by the way Never thought it through No Everything I packed was not necessary

As soon as you get to the park And you're chilling on the The little mountain A little rocks and shit You open your book back, you're like, fuck, I forgot that. I got to go back. And what's crazy is my mother kept food in the house.

I didn't pack any food. I maybe took a snack on the way out. Fucking dumb. Y'all ever got kicked out? Yeah. Yeah, but. Y'all are boys, though. Yeah.

The kickout is the runaway in reverse. Like, I'm not really kicked out. Yeah. Like, boys get kicked out, but like, not really. If a mother kicks the daughter out, that's like a real kickout. She's definitely pregnant. Yeah. My mother never kicked me out.

She always knew I always had some more to go. We have mad family. I had mad family. Like if you kick me out, I'm going to go have mad fun. So, like, you can't kick me out. Oh, yeah. Anytime I ran away or was kicked out, my mother knew exactly where I was. Yeah.

It was one phone call away. Yeah, and my mom never kicked me out on the school night. Right. Like, why you want to kick me out? Yeah, like, why don't kick me out on the weekend? Like, it's Saturday. Don't kick me out on Tuesday when I don't want to get up for school. Word.

Yeah, that's when you kick me out on Saturday. Like, I got to come back home tomorrow. Get ready. Ready for school Monday. Like, come on. My uniform is here. Yeah, like, what the fuck? My uniform is here.

For real. Oh, my God. The daughter kick out is definitely different, though. Yeah. Yeah. That's like deeper. That's deeper shit. When the mother kicks her daughter out the house, it's like they really, like, are button heads heavy.

They're at their wits end. Yeah. It's like. I can hear a mother saying. The daughter is becoming a woman and, you know, that whole battle of. Egos. Yeah. Yeah.

That's a real thing. And is it all. based on because she wants to start fucking No. Do you think that's what is based off of them? No. I'm asking. I think it's a woman thing. I can't speak on it, but I think, you know, from seeing it, I think it's just when a

young woman is maturing and at home with the mom, I think they just start beefing about a lot of different things because the mother knows that her daughter is now becoming a woman but she's cycling together at that point. Yeah, she still wants to be in control though. Like she still wants to like, you know, treat the daughter

like a child. And It's like if your daughter is like 16, 17, like junior in high school, she's figuring out her own woman type of thing and things she likes and what she wants to do. And it's just like the mother still has that control thing, like you're still my child. And the daughter was like, I'm 17. I have my cycle. 17 year olds think that they know everything. Yeah, exactly.

For sure. They figured out life. I wish I was a little wittier and more disrespectful when I was a young teenager off both my parents have said I just don't want you to make the same mistakes that I did and I wish I had the wit at the time to say because of these fucking mistakes is the reason we're in this position right now.

Stop making so many fucking mistakes. Yeah, yeah. You over here judging me. Yeah, yeah. You ain't learned shit. You 40. You haven't figured it out yet. You know, yeah, it would have been through a fucking wall.

Oh, 100%. Matter of fact, when my mom hears this, this weekend, she might put my head to a wall. But that's the difference in like white fans. I didn't say that to my mother. I know you know. Fam, listen, I, trust me, I grew up around white families. It's not as different as people think.

It's not. Especially immigrant families. Yeah, like, they get their ass beat, too. Like, some of my friends growing up, I'm like, ooh, I'm going to just go ahead and go home, fam. She got you kind of hard. One known from what I, your mom just slapped this shit out of you. You know, that shit used to be so, used to be standing there. Like, because if you had to, if your homeboy, if there was a spinner night to sleep over at your homeboy crib and his mom's

came in the room, like beefing. Like, y'all got to clean up this fucking room and she starts swinging on the sun. You have to expect that you're next. Because it's only me and him in here. So it's like, I know she ain't just mad at him. I was in here fucking shit up too. Like, the room is dirty because of me too. Yeah. So it's like, yo, it's nothing

funnier than your homeboy getting beat. Matter of fact, it was clean the sheet. You start shaking that shit out. He in the corner getting worn out. And you thinking it was clean before I came. So I might be the He gets his ass because of me. I was just jumping on that bed.

You know what I'm saying? Like, you start shaking his sheet out. He in the corner fighting for his life. Listen. That was real shit growing up. I do think black households and white households are very similar in that capacity. West Indian, though, is it different. I used to think, like, okay, I used to get hit.

I used to think that. And then I'd start hearing stories, war stories, from my West Indian friends. I'd be like, no, I think, like, you're, like, you're. You're being abused. Yeah, like, this is not, this is not like a normal thing. This sounds like Matilda. Yo, fam. Is this the plot to Annie?

My whole boy was Jamaican and his father used to beat them with the dull side of the machete. I'm like, fam, he's going, one day he's going to think he's flipped it to the other side. He's going to cut somebody's limb off. How are you spanking niggas with the dull side of the machete? Why do you have a machete? He's Jamaican. What do you mean?

Why does he have a machete? My first actual, like, real girlfriend, girlfriend, not like fake girlfriend, was Jamaican. And she told me how she learned math. Mm-hmm. No, your mom's just standing right in front of you with a machete. It was fight club. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah. Get it right. She was getting a fucking ass beat on times tables. And I'm like, yo, I think there's a better way. I don't think it has to go this way. Yeah, I used to see my sister, yo, we used to have to do math together, and my mom used to get the belt and stand right there, and you could hear her clenching the leather in her fist.

Like, you know, when you squeeze leather, you can hear it. My sister used to get that shit wrong. I used to be like, it's 12. It's 12. Stop hitting her. She over there like, mall save yourself. Why can't you get this right? Yo, man, my mom's definitely used to kick our ass growing up.

What, that's such the deception of mothers too, because obviously we didn't grow up together. So I've met your mother. You've met my mother. Your mother seems like these sweetest. Oh, yeah. Could never imagine that. But that's every mom. Like, you could never see, I could never see your mom even raising her voice.

Yeah, I. Yeah, I ain't grew up where I grew up. This lady is crazy. Trust me. You leave the TV on and leave them dishes in the sink to see what happened. Asses will be kicked in here. Man. Growing up was fun, though, man.

Like, I look at it now, like, you hated it, you thought you was missing shit when your mom said you couldn't go somewhere. But I understand it. No, I was smart. Yeah, I understand it. Because I know where a lot of those people where I wanted to go is at right now.

Exactly. And yeah, it made sense. It made sense. I get it. It made total fun. Thanks, Mom. And then we used to hate our parents for like, not like, why wouldn't she let me do this?

Why wouldn't she let me stay tonight here? And then the whole time, like, I'm lying about where I want to go. And I'm mad that she's like, won't let me lie in peace. I'm mad she won't let me sneak around at peace. Yeah. And you act like Shane, no. that's what she was trying to actually do. I'm like, no, mom, that really is her mom on the phone.

Demaris, that's her friend. That's one of your friends presented to be her mom. No, it's not. The funniest shit be, like... I fucking hate her. The funniest should be like when parents don't know how bad their kid is. Oh, yeah. Like, I see it now, like, when I watch the news and, you know, some kid was arrested because he shot up a party and something happened.

And it's always the sweetest grandma that's on the news. Like, Miho, he never did anything. meho was a fucking demon like I was waiting for them to clear him He was a monster He shot up the cookout last summer He shot up the basketball tournament Meho need to go to fucking

Miho he wouldn't do nothing He's such a sweet bad Mejo is a demon Like I couldn't wait for the police to get this dude off the streets Are you kidding me? Like I hate when parents are oblivious to how bad their kids are Because they don't know him I know Miho

This nigga is a demon Trust me man get him out of here. And y'all don't call him meho. No, at all. You call this nigga no, meet him? No. That's shoot Ash on right now. Yeah, like, this nigga will shoot this whole shit up. Miho. He never did nothing. Oh, yeah? Well, he shoot a Sean because he just had to grow up with his grandmother. Yeah, the grandmother don't know. You can't. Your grandparents, they're just so sweet. You can't do no wrong in your grandparents's eyes at all. Oh, you had to meet my

grandparents. You had to meet my fucking Irish as fuck grandparents. But I couldn't do. That's a different culture. No, they give you a shot of tequila at seven. Like, yo, put some hair on this bloody balls. It would be whiskey. We wouldn't drink tequila. They would make a racial slur if I drank tequila. 100% racial slur would have it.

It would be a Meeho joke. She was, hey, meho, stop drinking that shit. Are you sure he's one of ours? The kid likes tequila. That's your Irish accent? I mean, you know, I grew up around Albanians. It sounded like an old 40s detective show. It wasn't too many Irish.

See, the body's over here, see. I watch Sean Connery a lot. He's got to get that. She's not even Irish. What else do we have to talk about? Oh, you were saying engagements with thorn rings and shit. Why not? I just thought it was interesting that people are like glamorizing.

It's so crazy the shit that we glamorize. And people are like, oh, that's adorable. And I'm like, that is abuse. Right. Can you tell me what happened, though? For real. Because I know we laugh. MGK gave his fiance, Megan Fox, a engagement ring.

Okay. That when you, if you go to take it off, it has thorns built in, it will hurt her if she goes to take off the engagement ring. Oh, okay. And he said love is pain, direct quote. He, who I mean? Like the way the ring is built. If she pulls this way, it will cut into her skin. Yeah, it'll cut into her.

She could put it on without it cutting into her skin. But once she goes to pull it this way, way it's probably like the way it's designed is probably like get a scratch or cut into her skin. But doesn't, don't you eventually take your engagement ring off when you get married? No, you just put the band right over it. You put the band over it. You put the band on top.

Oh, okay. All right. It's for life. He let you know. That's kind of ill though. He let you know his vibes. It's for life. Didn't they used to just like sew up women's vaginas back in the day when they'd go off to war? This really happened like in this in this world. I really think this is a thing. Okay, let me get my goals.

You're not going to cheat on me. saw your vagina up? I'm dead. I really think that was a thing. Fan. History was the only subject I was good at schooling, which is funny now that I agree with what you retain. Look at the information that stays with me. Because I thought that was nuts. Yeah, no, that was sewing that up. The amounted I heard that I can't unhear that. Or they used to put like shit that was like lock and like yeah. The chastity votes, yeah. So he putting the ring on. And but all right, but here's my thing though. If I'd imagine

people that a woman that was had an engagement ring would take it off to cheat. No? that would be the only reason she would take it off I mean now they suck they suck dick with the hand at the ring is on it doesn't even matter it's crazy out here I'm saying I don't think I don't think a guy is going to care that she's engaged to MGK if he's about to fuck Megan Fox

I don't think he's like hey can you take that off it makes me uncomfortable oh yeah the cars don't give a fuck we don't even notice it's a wedding ring an engagement ring like oh yeah y'all don't know the we don't know the fucking difference but people were up in arms in a good way about this no people thought it was great people loved it They thought it was beautiful.

That was the sweetest thing in the world. See, as long as you attach something to love, people really can't really argue with it. That's just like, oh, he loves her so much. He doesn't ever want her to take it off. Abuse. People do it with abuse all the time. That's abuse.

No, I... Her dependency. But is that abuse? Objectifying. Because I don't think it's not going to rip her finger off. Putting a ring with thorns on it, if you have to take it off, that's abuse. But she loves it. I can see her loving that.

Turns her on. And she's like, oh my God. He loves you so much. He never wants me to take this off. He really thought about this and designed this. But that would be the reverse thought of me with like a pre-up. Like, no, of course I'm not thinking about breaking up with you or having a divorce. But those things have happened before.

So with her saying, I would never want to take this ring off, there's a chance in the world. Rings have been taken off. Absolutely. So very nice rings have been taken off. Maybe we should just take the thorns off a little bit. Yeah. And the funny thing is now we can't wait to see them break up. Wait, hold on.

That's how sick we are. Now we can't wait for them to break up. This is the sickest shit in the world. She's an actress. Yeah. She has to take it off. Yeah. Oh shit.

I didn't even think about that. She's an actress. Nah, you don't see what you don't see what MGK is taking the culture though. Retiring her. Yeah. It's just me and Cleveland. No more, no more movie sets. No more movie sets.

It's over for. I'm gonna take care you. They seem happy on the internet and that's what matters. So definitely. I'm happy for them. Am I gonna sign a pre-up? I would absolutely have my wife sign a pre-nup. No, no, that's not what I said.

I said, are you signing a pre-up? Like she's presenting me with a pre-up? Mm-hmm. That would just be funny. Why? You don't think you would ever date a successful woman with money that wouldn't want you to steal it? I would hope to.

Yeah, but I mean, it's just funny the thought of it. It's almost like a female Uber driver. How much, um, how much Lexie Brown? Contract? You didn't see you. I want to know what Lex making this year. Lex? She probably,

Lex would throw a pre-no. Wait, how many years has she been in the league, though? Two or three? Four? Oh, no. She got another contract there. She's not on a rookie contract.

No, no, no. She's for Chicago now. Okay. Don't say how much that girl makes. The internet. The internet lies so much about money. And I was totally joking. Yeah, but I would sign the Lexi preen up, though.

I would sign a pre-in-up. pre-nup because I got my own shit and she got her own shit so it's cool yeah I'm not a pre-nup yeah that's I don't I don't see like I understand the thought when people are offended

at their spouse presenting them with a pre-nup but when you have your own shit as well as the other person it kind of really negates the whole thing because I got my own shit either way like I'm gonna be fine

yeah you got your own shit but if you go marry Jeff Bezos ex-wife you ain't really got your own shit. Yeah. A pre-up will be necessary in situation. If I'm married with Jeff Bezos' ex-wife then, yeah. If she presented me with a pre-nup, I'd sign it. But I'm spraying the club up for show. But why doesn't that come with...

Why don't pre-up... Why isn't pre-nup... We look at all these music industry contracts. Why is a pre-up not included just in the marriage certificate to begin with? Why is that not standard practice? Yeah. Because if we stop, I'm leaving my shit, you're going to leave with your shit. Because marriage is a little bit messier than that. Because if you marry me, if you marry me and I don't have a job when you marry me and you maintain my lifestyle, you need to continue to maintain.

I don't agree with this, but you need to continue to maintain my lifestyle even if we break up. Why? Because you were maintaining it before we got together. Okay. Now we're not together. Okay. I'm not saying I agree with this before the internet kills me. I'm saying, this is how they think.

You can't marry somebody and this person has entered a life with you and you guys build a life together and then suddenly they didn't if without them signing a contract like you decide to leave them and now they have nothing okay let's all right let's do with a housewife let's do it all housewife because because it's a job a real job I completely fucking agree I do think maintaining a house kids all that shit if I'm going to work you maintain the house that's a good balance I'm never mad at that yeah it's necessary and you have a whole house now so you know how hard it is for for sure no that's I'm not taking anything away from housewives I think it's a a real fucking gig.

So if you have kids. So when we break up, even without kids? Yes. Oh, I don't know about all that. That's what I'm saying. I can have a housekeeper come twice a week and clean up. Okay,

you could have a, so if you could, if you would pay a housekeeper twice a week to clean up, why do you think that I should do it for free? No, no, no, but my, you live here.

But my thing is if she doesn't. She goes home to her place after she's done, chloroxing from Florida ceiling. But let's, let's go with this lifestyle shit. When I'm at work, My lifestyle since we've been in this relationship is you cleaning that house, you cooking, everything I know when I get home, I'll be taking care of because I'm taking care of bills, you're taking care of us, all that, it's a good balance. So when we break up, she says, I'm used to a certain lifestyle.

I need to be paid a certain amount of money or take some of your money because I'm used to that lifestyle. Okay, if that's the case then, you need to continue to clean my house and cook for me. Because I am used to this lifestyle. Yeah, and I'm used to fucking a lot of women. So, like, can I continue that throughout our marriage? this is what I was doing before you got here feel me car like let me continue let me not cut all my

my my chicks off like all right I don't think women want that lifestyle word to really be explained yeah like y'all don't y'all some days y'all don't feel like fucking you're like I'm tired I haven't chasing these kids all day had to pick them from school come on cook went to yoga Pilates whatever y'all do to keep in shape okay granted you don't feel like you're not you don't feel sexy tonight you don't feel like having a girlfriend so just

No, I'm not mad at it. I'm just saying there's other things that we can start bringing it to the table. Like, okay, you want me to maintain your lifestyle. And your relationship, but all of that should be discussed before you get married, which is my point. I'm agreeing. In the agreeance what you right?

Because the couple that just got divorced is good of communication. No, I'm saying that's right. That's how we got here. It should be discussed before you get married. All of that should be discussed. In case we get divorced? Yeah. Because that's an easy thing.

We're talking about how hard it's to ask a woman to sign a pre-up because she gets so offended. Imagine if I start bringing up other deal points about a divorce on the day before our wedding. Well, if somebody isn't ready to have that conversation, they're not ready to be married.

Married is a business. You're making a bunch of sense, so relax. Oh, sorry. Yeah, like, you being like real, stop. Stop. We talk about people right now.

Oh. We're not talking about sense. Demarge, do you want to get married? Do you care about marriage? I do. I do. I do want to get married. Yeah? Can Ed and DJ?

I got to hear him DJ first because some people don't got the, the wedding DJ is different Yeah, it's different. You can't, you know what I'm saying? A bad DJ at a wedding, it could go really bad. It could go really bad. Oh, for sure.

And you know Edin's going to throw on like all those weird regitone remixes to all the songs that we love already. And it's like, no, you could have just played the song. No, he's going to have Nina Sky pull up. You kidding? Shout to Nina and Sky. I know they're both not Nina and Sky, but shout to Nina Sky. Yeah, I love them.

I was going to have Lummy to. Oh, Lumie D. Remember Loomy D? Yes. Wow. Where's Lumie D? I would love to talk to Lummi D. Yeah.

Where's Lummi D at? We should talk to Lummi D. Somebody get a number. I would definitely have them perform at my wedding. Lummi D? Yeah. Wait, I thought Lumme D. D.

It is one person. Nina Skies, two people. They're DJs now. They're actually really good DJ. You should get Nina Sky. That's why I said. He's going to have them pull up. I know they DJ.

And they're dope. Eddons are retained. Eddons on. Imagine's on rating. Imagine's on retaining for Demaris's wedding. Y'all don't know if you looked at your contract. Yeah, no. No, my wedding.

anyone that gets married that you know you got a DJ buddy now Ed and I would totally pay you to DJ at my wedding but you got to know all the old school soul songs like all of it all the old 70s R&B all of that

you mean like September by Earth Wind and Fire Ed might be white Earth Winner Fire that's not a bad win a song though September's if you play Thriller at a wedding at a wedding that Now, play through at my wedding. That's sick as fuck.

That's sick as fuck. Thriller. Play through that at my wedding. Have you thought about wedding stuff? You're a woman and in a relationship. I was one of the girls who to go to sleep, I would think my wedding is already planned. I know the colors. I know everything, but who it will be.

Yes. What are the center pieces? Shell. What are the center pieces? Pod mics. Every table is a different episode. Pod wedding. What table would you put a mall, Carl, Eddn, and myself at?

like who else would we be at? That's always the fun shit when you're... I feel like the whole team will probably be at one table. Nah, put us at like... Spread us out. Yeah, don't put us at the same table. Because we're going to be loud. That's okay.

I want my wedding to be loud. I have a loud family. Because that shit is always weird when you're... My wedding is going to be bougie. My reception is going to be wild. Like one of them rappers, baby shower wilds type thing. It's going to be lit. A lot of Burberry.

A lot of MCM. how do you feel when you meet a woman that she tells you off top yo I'm looking for a husband I think it's weird seriously yeah at y'all are kind of old for that now I feel like y'all should be used to women saying that to y'all now y'all are at founding fathers ages no founding fathers I think because we're at no because I think we're at that age that's where I completely disagree If a woman around my age is saying that to me, I look at her odd. If a 22-year-old said that to me, it would actually make more sense to me. Because you're 22 and you don't know shit and you think that you just go out and date and like, oh, I'm going to find a husband.

And if I don't recognize husband qualities in one day, I'm not doing this anymore. That's like dumb 20-year-old shit. With a girl saying that shit, like in her 30s, she should know by now that. It don't work like that. It does not, yeah, the world does not go that way with dating. if you want to find a husband, you should probably start with like, hey, tell me about yourself.

Not, yo, if you don't want to marry me, we shouldn't be here. It's like, I don't know you. No, but you can,

but there's a thing. Y'all really think we was designed to be with one person forever? There's a such thing as dating. I'm going to answer you in a second, but there's a such thing as dating with a purpose. So a lot of people are not out here

dating with a purpose. So if you're on a date and you tell somebody, hey, just so you know, marriage is my goal, that's what I'm dating to find. So if you're not really, you know what I'm saying,

looking if that's not your shit or that's not really... If your shock was on the line to that same frequency that I don't think this is gonna work. Is there only one purpose? Can there be different purposes? Many people can date for...

Yeah, you can date for different purposes. Hers is marriage. If my purpose is eventually to get married, do every date in person I come across that I don't know yet and want to gather information as I go realize that maybe it's a different purpose? No, because that's not dating with a purpose.

That means you're just dating. If you want to go find a husband, you can find other purposes in the meantime. I'm saying more so if And what if my purpose for dating is like I just want to have fun? That like, why can't you look for a husband and also like oh I realize

as I got to know this person without the pressure of saying hey I want to be in a long term relationship I realize they're not this and have this moment be the moment it is he was honest let's move the fuck on what's wrong with that? There can be different purposes. I want to have fun and get to know other people

life is also outside of looking for that one so may is also meeting other people. But see that's what you feel about it. people like the same way as if like hey if i want to be the fucking director of music videos i'm only going to work music video related jobs like that's what the fuck i'm going to do i'm working towards a goal and everything i'm doing towards my day is working towards what guess guess how stupid that is because what happens if you get a little cool film gig on the side and learn a whole bunch of shit from the film industry that's going to help you out with your

music video shit and if i would have just stayed on this dumb ass yo i just want to shoot a music video for somebody and didn't open my world to any other opinion type of person, any other point of view. Now I'm not even on the right path. Now I'm on some dumbass shit I made up in my head and putting on someone else. That's usually what they were doing in their 20s. In their 20s. But you're saying we're in our big age. I agree. And I think people in their big age don't think that way. I think young stupid girls that go, I'm going to be married by 25, have a house by 26, five kids by 27. And like even math don't even make sense in their heads. Like how the human body works doesn't even fathom their brain. They don't even register that. They don't do that math.

Like, that's what I get from those, those chicks that are like, oh, I'm the good girl. I'm not the club girl. And I want a husband. Those are those. Chicks in the big age know what time it is when you meet different people, you meet them for different purposes. And if that purpose aligns with one of your purposes that you want. Now you've met someone that you can grow with. I agree. And if not, shut up and move on. But you can't, you can't blame somebody for saying, like, if they, if they. They go on a date with you and I like, hey, just so you know, I'm not out here dating multiple people. Like, this is what I'm looking for. I'm not mad at that bar. I'm not mad at that, though. I'm not mad at that.

I'm not mad at that. But now I'm going to do everything in my power to be like, yeah, nah, me too. And then once I kill, it's over. But see, but, and that's the, but why are you doing that? You can fuck plenty of bitches without having to do that. But no, I'm not talking about you in general, maw. I know you're not doing that, but plenty of men do that. Yeah, those fuck boys.

I'm called those fuck boys. Manipulated. Lying to get pussy is fucking shit. Those fuck boys. Telling the truth, if you're a dickhead and you tell the truth to get pussy, I can't, to me you're not a fuck boy. But, yeah, that lion manipulate when you hear what women want say and just say the right thing to say it. Yeah, you become their dream man. Oh, it's a dream guy.

And then you become them, yeah. I would never. If you ask a girl, what's your dream guy, you are, never mind. No, if you answer. I was hoping you said it. If you answer if somebody asked you that, you ask you that, you, are dumb as fuck. What's your dream guy?

What type of guys you like? And... I didn't know what that means. Who said that? That's hilarious. A guy said that to you? No. Yo, what type of guys are you like?

I'm sure in my 20... Yeah, a guy has definitely said that to me. Because you're opening yourself, if you be like, yo, so what type of guy's you like? And she described everything that, you know, six, five, you know, a couple mill in the bank account, you know what I'm saying? Nice crib. that's not you you're like

all right I'm gonna head out because clearly I'm not the guy I have no shot here that's why you don't ask women that's type of shit I do want to defend men sometimes when women get on that type of shit though

that's all I do is defend men I'm a man supposed to because there'll be a lot of times that I see I know men are the worst fronters on earth especially on social media

all that shit they'll be the biggest pretenders but when women get in that game of their preference and certain shit you got to be six five

all that shit. He got to have this. Let me see your exes. I'm sitting there going, I fucked you before. Yeah. That, and let me see your exes.

Oh, and I know some of your exes. You ain't described not one of them. Like, are you kidding me? I know what you like. That's her dream guy. Yeah, that's your,

I didn't ask you what your dream guy was. Actually, what type of guys do you like? Meena, what type of guys have you fucked before? And to her head was, all right, ask me what guys I've just let hit.

Oh, man. Yeah, so, um, holy shit. Um, I have family coming. in tomorrow. I'm just moving the rest of my shit in that's it.

Yeah, this weekend might suck. I hope it's supposed to snow though, right? Yo, I'm fucking crying. You hate their family. So much. You hate with family come visit. Oh, my God. What do y'all want?

Go home. We're at the big house now. I lost the fucking excuse. Yeah, no. Yo, it's not enough room here. Like, come on. We can't, for this many days, like, maybe for a night. People got their own rooms.

That's why I kept it. I still kept my shit, like, kind of like, I didn't go crazy. I'm like two bedrooms. So that you know one person here this weekend Yeah y'all can't come Somebody's ready in the bedroom We got that out there I'm gonna get a hotel

We ain't doing that though I'm gonna get a hotel Huh? I'm gonna get a hotel You're gonna leave your house You know how sick that is To leave your crib And let your family just have the crib

100% That's sick It's about peace of mind at this point You know I feel you I ain't mad at that I'll see out of breakfast I'll be there Yeah yeah I'll pull up

But I'm not staying here all night Yeah I'll take a key I'm the same way, man. I think once you reach a certain age, you just, it's like shit that you used to think was like fun, like having family. It's because now if it's your house,

you got to make sure everything is like, everybody's coming to you, where's this, where's that, this is this is this, we need to fix this. This broke, oh, how do you do this? It's just too much fucking shit going on. And they drive into, everyone's supposed to come on Saturday.

Now it's supposed to be a snowstorm on Saturday. Oh, they're locked in. No, now everyone's coming Friday. Yeah, yeah. And they got, and they're not leaving until Tuesday. That's why I told you. Demaris, I can't do no calls after four. I got to like straighten up, get

mentally prepared, like sit quietly in a corner and just get my mind together. I'm going to pray for you, man. I don't know that's a rough thing. Y'all ever got snowed in with like your least favorite, John? Absolutely. Yeah. I've definitely not looked at the weather report. Yeah, but she was a warrior. She got up and kicked the snow away from her tires and got out of there.

Yeah, but no shovel. Hey, you know a woman when they leave when it ain't no shovel, she's just out there with her hug like this. By the wheel. I'm like, you, she wants to leave. You're pointing from the window? For sure. I ain't going out there.

I ain't got to leave. I'm right here. You're more than welcome to stay. She want to leave? I ain't, you know, happy trails. I'm definitely walking the snow and some sneakers to get out of a chick's house. You're sure you can stay till it passes. Yeah, that's what I told her.

I'm like, you're more than welcome to stay. She was like, she had to get home because, oh, she didn't have her own, her laptop. And she had the login for work. Oh, that's what it was. But I had my laptop. So that's why I was kind of like, yo, you can. She didn't want to be there, bro. She ain't want to be there.

That's a terrible excuse I would use. Bro. You're like, yo, my laptop work, pod. Yeah. Yeah. The Wi-Fi can only be connected to that shit. And my mom, it's like, wait, what? Yo, she was out there with her little black uggs going crazy.

I remember her? You remember Chun Lee? How she was moving that lady out? She was kicking the shit out that snowbank. I said she is a soldier. Where is she now? I don't know. She might still be living in Jersey.

Okay. She might still be living in. Jersey. I was just hoping she survived. No, no, no, she's good. She's great. She's hoping she survived. That was the end of it as the last time I saw? I have to ask you a question, though. Did you have a shovel in the house?

No. Come on, man. I'm not that type of guy. I would have shoveled if it was a shovel available. Like, no, man. I told her I was like, yo, I don't have a shovel. I was like, we can use the broom. You know, the broom.

Take the broom, kind of like clean the car. Use the back of the broom. Yeah. So I was, I was down to do that. her but that snow was packed in boy that broom wasn't doing nothing and she went out there yeah she went out there and started kicking that shit i was like oh okay yeah that shit to do she got shit to expect it de maris hey look can we have her on the show no we know well i'm gonna get one of them one day what a girl i dated yep one day McCorm in the bathroom of like the fucking

bar we're at i could call we could call one on the phone and have a talk if y'all want to do that or if y'all want to have a pull up the studio too that's fine Yeah, but you can't prep her before I don't do I don't have to I don't have these Like I'm not Women I've dated

Don't have wild stories About me like that Like I'm really a cool Yeah like I'm really just a cool Lady back group man Huh How but you try to date for a change Yeah

I just don't have no wild stories With women Honestly The wildest story It would be like I just Like I don't call them Anymore

I go ghost I'm a cool shit you're getting off I'm a cool nigga What you want me to do This is how I grew up Besides I was raised. I'm cut from that cloth. It's not in stock anymore.

What you want me to do? Somebody. I'm a unicorn. Somebody had you doing some crazy shit at one point. Like what? Somebody had you ready to shoot up. Hell no. Me?

The taco spot. Get the fuck out of here. Somebody. Like me? Nobody. Nah, Dee. I'm not that type of guy. Honestly.

You know what I hate with that cloth? Because, yeah, the perception of the cloth that he's from with Rockfell's cool, all that shit. I know J. Biggs, Hop, Dane. every last one of them has some wild fucking dating stories no well the girl going crazy maybe but not not bigs like nah there some some guys just not like wait hold on you think third versus song cry is how it really went you think that's really how i mean that's entertainment that's you you you write it from other people's experiences but like honestly i've never had any j was sick it happens

i've never had any bad over a girl sometimes no absolutely i've been i've been upset that me and a girl aren't going to be seen each other no more. I'm like, damn, like she was cool. I liked her. But it wasn't like, like D is saying I'm mad and I'm ready to go fight something and get violent and break shit and all that. I've been, hell, no, I'm not that type of guy. But you think going crazy is like the end of, there's no gray area to a crazy dating story. It had to have been corny. Like, sometimes people just get crazy. It's not corny. They get crazy in a stand-up type of way. It's just fucking, I think of you and your girl. Very toxic relationship. Right. That's something. I'm not a toxic guy.

I'm sorry That ain't got nothing to do with me I'm toxic I'm toxic I know you even talking to me but huh I think I'm toxic What's toxic about me

Tell me tell me about myself y'all You don't even want to You have no You have no crazy dating stories Makes me think you're toxic as fuck Yeah See makes me think you're the most toxic You're the most toxic

You're right Yeah I agree Because I don't have no crazy dating stories Yes No man I just don't You do know that over coolness is toxic right How is it overcooled? dream nachalotness is tech is toxic.

I mean, women know that I'm dating. They know I like them. They don't know I care. I'm romantic. I have all of that in me. Like, I do things like that. But I'm not like if we, if we, because if we're at a point where we're not fucking with each other no more, we already went through like the wise and whatnot.

It's like maybe I don't want to commit. Maybe I don't want to be, you know, in a, in a monogamous relationship. Maybe I want to keep talking other women and they don't want that. So it's like, I, all right, well, I'm not ready to do that. Where is the toxicity in that? I'm just being honest. Like, I'm not ready to cut off the rest of the women at our date. I'm being honest

Are you ever gonna be ready? Yeah, hell yeah. When? I might be ready now. I really don't like be out like that no more. You don't. It's been years though. It's been years.

Like I just, you know what I mean? Like I'm just not, that shit ain't, like I don't have the energy for that no more to be like on the scene and chasing girl. I don't, man, get the, I'm not doing none of that shit no more. That's over with it. But that story you told us off, Mike, which we don't have to talk about obviously on Mike. Mm-hmm. Lent space for some talk. a conversation to have between you and that woman.

And you're a man. And naturally, I'm not saying you left a lot out. I'm not, I don't want to accuse you of that. But we do leave some things out regardless sometimes. There was some crazy dating stories that could have come from what you just told me with that woman. Honestly, that was it. Like, she approached me with that. I told her what it was.

And that was it. She also had her shit going on. There's stories here. That has nothing to do with me. Story. Like, I'm just saying stories could exist from it. What she's doing has nothing to do. What she's doing has nothing to do me.

I'm not saying, I'm talking about the truth. I'm just saying stories could derive from that experience. Yeah. If, if I'm that type of guy that's a toxic guy, I'm not. I don't like drama. I don't like stress. I don't like none of that shit. It could be so good in a relationship.

It could be passionate. Passion. Tell it to the police when they got you in cuffs. It's not everything doesn't have to be black and white in that regard. It's not. either no drama at all or handcuffs. We'll be passing it about me. Marrtle halfway take it there.

If you're going to take it there, you're going to take it there, right? Oh, I'm not type of a guy. I'm like the Hulk. I'm either really cool or it's the other way. Like, I'm going to tear this whole fucking building apart. And you don't want that. So just let me be cool. That's all.

I get that. I get that. That's all. And I don't, but the best of life is in a gray area. I'm not lying. Like, I don't, because I'm older. I can't keep up with lies.

Like, I just, I forget shit that I say. So I'm not good at lying. So I'm gonna tell you like, yo, like, nah, you know, I got other girls that I talk to. It's nothing serious though, but we can hang out, we can kick you. Reddit will tell you. Oh, yeah, or Reddit will tell me.

You know what I mean? I think a lot of shit comes from people just manipulating and their relationships lying, you know, shit like that. Like, I don't have like baby mama drama. I don't have a lot of shit that comes with guys that women date. You know what I mean? So I think I don't, I just like to have a good time. And once I feel like we're not having fun,

this shit is like always an argument. Or I feel like, you know, you might be at a point. where it's like I said, you want to be, like, you want to date nobody else. And it's like, okay, maybe I'm near to or maybe I'm not. But I'm going to be honest and tell you that. I'm not going to say, yeah, me too.

I'm ready. And then you find out I'm still fucking with a bunch of other chicks. Like, I don't do that. That's just me. I don't have the, I can't keep telling, I can't keep up with lies. I can't. But until you try it, you wouldn't know. I mean, I've been there before, but I was young.

That don't count. You can't, you can't. You have to convince yourself to some degree. Yo, I'm not going to fuck nobody else. I'm here just for you. You got lie to yourself first. And you think that's a bad thing and I don't. I think it's taking a step.

Lying? No, not lie. I'm saying to the regard of I want to really try this. You don't know if you're not going to want to fuck another bitch. You don't know that. So you got to sit there and go, yo, I'm going to try this and try this monogamy shit. I'm about to say, it ain't going to be a day on this earth that I'm not going to see another woman that I'm going to be attracted to that I wouldn't possibly want to entertain having said. I might not act on it.

but I love women I'm attracted to women I'm gonna always think women are beautiful Here's where I think I think I figured out mall's Most catch 22 And what dating will be Maul would want an open relationship

But isn't built for an open relationship And also would not date the woman That was into an open relationship What? No, I don't want an open relationship If I'm gonna be attracted And I want to fuck other girls Then you can't do the monogamous thing Are we built to be with one person

For the rest of my life? You want one No, I'm just asking Do you do you, do you, do you, do you, do you. But, not that I don't believe that. I don't believe that. But, but, but if I, if I, if I, if I, you know, like with taxes, if I put it under religion, I could have multiple women.

If I take my shahada tomorrow and become Muslim, I could have as me as I want. Look at your motivation. Is it not real? Yeah. All right. As long as I can provide for my four wives. I'm not doing nothing wrong. I'm making it into heaven.

I get out of this thing cleaned. He has a Jesus piece on right now. Yeah. That's, that's, that's not. Jesus, that Shabazz, Muhammad the 5th. You know what I mean? So it's like... But what Rory is saying is there are women who will

allow you that. Who will allow you to date other women. Absolutely. Very few, but they exist. And also, let's not even say open relationship. There's plenty of women out there in the world that will let you fuck other bitches and fuck other bitches with you and also be fine

with you just you going out and doing it. But... See, how many people told my D? one and how many? Yo, more, no, they're they're everywhere. They exist before this, the situation, bro.

Here's the thing. I've been a situation like, y'all have a three-son. You wouldn't date that type of girl. You wouldn't date that type of girl. I wouldn't date a girl that wants a threason? I've never had one, so of course I would. Oh, you know, you, you naive boy.

What you mean? Here's the thing. This is, this is where, this is where men's ego gets all the way fucked up. Yep. Because all of us would love, what's the perfect scenario? When we said the dream guy, let's do the dream girl for a man.

A girl that I could fuck other girls with, be in a relationship with, and she's cool with me fucking other chicks. She's into it. She's open sex with her. As long as she's with you fucking them. Yeah. Or not even. No, no, no line. I'm with you in a relationship.

We fuck girls together and you actually still find with me. If I'm not mistaken, I'm horrible decisions, you guys talk to Weezy about that. Yeah. Yeah. Plenty of girls that I've met that have been in relationships like that. Ethical non-monogamy is. call. You and so many other men with our male egos, myself included, I don't think I'm built for it.

Can't wife that girl. A girl that is okay with you sleeping with other women? Because that girl's history is as open as she is sexually with you. So as cool as that is, you can't take the baggage that comes with it. Because she ain't just decide that when she saw you. Right, she's been through that before. So the hypothetical girl we want with that sexual shit, we can't handle with our ego once we find out that she didn't decide when she looked at me that now she wants to be this crazy open sexual wild threesome orgy shit. You could fuck whoever you want.

But I'll still hold it down. That girl don't exist without her doing it before plenty of, like she has to go through a lot. She has to go through a lot to get to that point. She got to go through that to know that she likes that. So that's the contradiction with the male ego. you wouldn't wife that girl but you want a wife that's that type of girl

It's impossible I don't know if I want a wife that's that type of girl Oh I just said that that's what you would love to have What? Is a woman that will allow you to fuck other women And that will fuck other women with you And y'all are still good y'all are open about everything Even if let's say let's know a real

I'm adding in of her not fucking other dudes No that exists That's not even a crazy unicorn I know plenty of women like that that will fuck other women with you Yes And won't fuck other dudes Yes

Hundreds more I'm not even exaggerating Hundreds of women What part of Twitter is this This is in every city In America Ma there are so many women like that It's so many women like that

But that's what me and Rory's point You wouldn't even get to know them To know that Because they might come With a trigger warning From one of your homeboys Like oh yeah I heard She used to be wild

And even Wait That's what I'm serious About me No I'm saying about you you. But that's the whole fucking contradiction of the whole thing.

That girl that every male lust for, ego can't handle that girl when it comes to a relationship. It's impossible. Nah, I think more so, I think men can't handle. Well, it's not impossible. I'm just saying in the male ego. I don't think that men have a problem with wife and a woman that is okay

with sleeping with other women with you. I think men more so have a problem, you know, wife and women that have been with a bunch of dudes that, you know, it's like a particular guy that they like whether he's wealthy, whether he's successful or famous. I think guys more have a problem with that. Men have a problem with women have it.

I'd be the opposite of that. At least I know who to keep you away from. I'm not bringing you no jail at concerts. It'd be across the board. I don't even know who to keep you away from. You fuck anything. I can't watch the game. Like, turn that game off.

Two of your exes is out there playing. Turn that shit off. You don't know who to rule for? Yeah, I don't know who to root for. Yeah. Yeah, actually on my fantasy team. See, in that world, at least I could cut the NFL out of my life. Yeah.

But if you across the board, like, I don't even know, we can't even walk in to the smoothie spot. Yeah. Without knowing, like, that's also your type. That's where I mean, I like, I like a whole bunch of it. I mean, I don't have a particular type. But we're not talking about like, can we talk my wife in? And that's, that's, you say. Well, I haven't, I only haven't, like I told you, I only haven't had a wifey or, you know, a girlfriend like that.

because, huh? A wifey. They don't call it wifey no more? What do they call it? My bitch. You might be right. It's down crazy, but I didn't say, Roy didn't say that. Nah, my girl.

Not wifey. My girl. If I hear a nigga say wifie, I know you old. That's my whiz. Now, that's old. Because that was old when I was young. That's old. Yeah, no, it's just, I just, it's honestly, I just am not at a point where I think I want to, like,

or I haven't met somebody that I feel like I this is it like this is my girl you know what I'm saying that's all it is I'm not running from that like I just I just haven't met that and like I know what I like and I just I'm not settling I see people settle all the time and then

they end up miserable and they end up in these situations have you met it before though wrong time yes but it was wrong time I definitely double back yeah but you know they don't women like that always end up married kids. Like, it's like, she's a whole different woman.

Okay, you knew what you liked, or you know what you liked now and was at the wrong time. Do you think now at this time in your life that person would be the wrong time for now? That may have been hard to follow. No. But I'm saying how timings can switch.

The thing you think you may need right now because you realize you fucked it up at the wrong timing, that girl might be the wrong time for you right now. True. I don't know because, like I said, I haven't, I haven't doubled back to any of those women.

So you might be right. I don't know. That idea in this time of your life may not be it. That's true. But I'm just not a guy that's, that's, that's, that's, I'm not, I'm not going to just settle. I'm sorry. I don't think that's, that's what life is meant to be. People have a weird, weird relationship with the word settle.

What you mean? Like, if you feel like this person, like, okay, I like this person, but they, they, it's certain things about them I don't like. And, you know, it's, they, I'm not really happy with them. but I just want a boyfriend or I want a girlfriend. That's that's settling. It's like, Oh, fan, what? I think the word settle.

Dave until you find somebody that you, you know what I mean? I agree, but I think that's a very like mean type of mentality. I think sometimes people confuse settling with compromise and also use the word settling in a very arrogant way to. Well, yes, it's subjective for sure. Of some things you deserve that you're not also giving. Mm-hmm. And a lot of that comes with compromise to begin with. But that's what a

Settling is. You got to compromise. People have a terrible negative relationship with that word settle. No, settling is okay. It's okay to settle with something

if you disagree with it for the better picture. Settling doesn't mean you're going with someone that's beneath you. Like, oh, I'm just settle for this girl. No, no.

You can like someone and have to settle on some things that weren't part of your dream guy or girl plan. Or that person is just not, you know, a good person for you. But because you want to be with somebody so bad,

you're just like, I guess this is the person. That's settling to me. You know that their goals don't align with yours. Their family of values, their tradition, their, you know, the way they view the world don't really align with what you are about and the way you move and you still want to be with this person just because you feel like, oh, well, I don't know nobody else. I'm not really trying to be out here dating.

So I'm going to just be with this person. That's settling. If you love a person, how many of those things are you allowed to check off? I guess I'm asking, what's the settling number? If, all right, they don't mean this criteria of all that's set in my mind for the pie in the sky shit. Again, that's subjective. If I love and think I'm compatible with this person, what do we, how many checkoffs do I have to stop at? Yeah, but you could love somebody, but that don't mean you're supposed to be with them.

There's a lot of women that I love. But I knew damn shit. I'm like, no, we not, no. For sure. I agree there. Yeah. But at what point do I stop going, all right, I'm settling because of this religion checklist, this family one, this gold thing, this like. Well, if this is the person you plan on being with.

Like, you should make sure there's more pros and cons than cons as far as like which boxes check off. Because this is the person you ultimately want to wake up next to every day. I'm asking what is. Is it 6040? Is it 70 30? Again, it's subjective. For me? I think that's subjective to the relationship.

Yeah, subjective to the relationship. For me, like, I'm willing to give up a lot of, like, okay, may, she don't, she's not the best cook. So what? You know what I mean? Shit like that is like. Food's going to taste bad. Yeah, like shit like that. I don't give a fuck.

about it's just like whatever like or she's not into sports. But see that's not if that's a checklist. I'm saying some dudes feel like that they feel like we can't relate to she can't relate to the things that I like and she's not into the things I like. That's a real thing of relationships like maybe I want to watch the game with my girl go to a game. She doesn't want to do that. She'd rather

see no. This is my thing. Why do men get into relationships with women who they know are anti-anti-anti- cheating, anti-other women, anti-flirting you know they hate that and makes them insecure. They're not that type of woman. Why do they get into relationships with women like that? Knowing that that is who they are and that they're going to continue to do that.

That is something I will never understand. Settle. Well, we don't really know. We don't know until we get into it though. Well, you can get into the relationship, but I mean like continue to seriously take the relationship. Like you're taking this relationship serious. And you know at the end of the day, a huge part of who you are, which is being a whore. Like, a huge part of who you are, this

woman does not accept. Yeah. And you have to hide that from her. Well, I think there could be a couple of angles on that. That's a sick way to No, I respect her question there. I think there's a couple angles on some men think they'll get out of their whore phase. Or someone feel like they'll take the man out of their whore phase. That too. And I think men don't realize how insecure a woman can be until you go through the things that make her insecure.

And those are tough to even get to. That could be a year or two in until you start realizing, oh, this tiny shit makes you insecure. because we ignore a lot of shit in the beginning phases of relationships. It's like, all right, whatever. But when it becomes a repeat. Now we're here and it's like, holy shit. And then that's where it comes to the point of how many things are we going to start compromising and settling on to make this shit work.

I want to make it work. Let's go through the time to see if I can stop being a whore and you can stop being so fucking insecure. It's just a balance there. Makes sense. And I think, man, to men that are horrors, do they ever get? out of their their hornus.

Yeah. We have we have adult friends. I'm talking about adult. I mean like in their 60s. You're gonna be. That we know like don't you're taking pills

to still be a whore. You're not tired yet. Listen man. As as men when you are attracted to women you're gonna always be attracted to women. Like that's not gonna be seeing. You're not gonna wake one day

and be like oh I'm only looking at one woman. You're gonna fam, you know attractive women when you see one. Yeah. Just like women know attractive men when they see one. They don't have to have sexual thoughts or if they do, they won't act on those sexual thoughts. You know what I'm saying? It's just like, so yes, you're always going to be attracted to other people. You're going to see beautiful people

for the rest of your life. Liking something doesn't mean you want it. Exactly. And you get to that point where you're like, nah, she's, she's beautiful, gorgeous, nice body, whatever. But my wife, my girl is my best friend and I would never betray my best friend. So I think, I think men's biggest fear is they don't want to be in relationships like that. They fear when they get old enough where women no longer want to fuck them, who's going to be there? Yeah, like when you can't wipe your ass no more? No, and I'm, I'm going to talk about that.

If I get to the point where I can't wipe my ass. If I get to the point where I can't wipe my ass. He's how about 45, 50. I'm talking some, some men age quicker than that. I'm talking about 40. Wait, wait, what? Nigger, I'm 40. And this shit works.

I said some people don't age well. Oh, okay. You look younger than me. Okay, all right. There's a lot of men that aren't entertainer millionaires like you that are so stressed. Damn, don't. And. See, we're we be trying.

You don't know. It's not me. You heard. Did you hear me? I'm 40. Yes, you're also fucking indoctrinated and fucking Rockefeller. Did you? No, no, no.

No, no. You're not a regular fucking boy. You know how this thing categorized me just now and entertainer millionaire. Don't ever. I thought that was a compliment. It is. And you are. But you are.

You need to accept who you are. DeMaris. I accept who I am. But he can't look me in my eyes and tell me that. I look past you. I wouldn't. He's an entertaining millionaire too. Y'all can't look at me in my eyes and tell me that.

I'm not aging well. All right. We're done. No, but my point. My point of that to close it is that not the average 40-year-old. You don't know the average person that wakes up at 6 a.m. That blows your mind. Yeah.

And shout out to that crew. I was just, that was good. That crew, that's the world, bro. No, you're a crew That's the world No, not everybody has to wake up at 6 a. Okay, but I'm saying that age is That type of lifestyle

Of working constantly like that Ages you a lot And you don't have access to women like that So a lot of men get into relationships Knowing that This is it I'm not going to be desirable In the next five years

So let me get next to somebody Who really likes me That likes me for who I am Let me settle That's not settling That's not settling How is that settling in a few years? Even probably at that time,

chicks ain't running after you. Men know that. Men know when chicks are not running after. I know a lot of 50, 60-year-old men that women are like, I would absolutely fuck the show. I agree with you. That's not the full population is not like that. No, duh.

I know that. I'm just saying. Not every guy is stringer-bell. That's like really fun and to hang out with. And that's your best friend and you guys smoked together and y'all chill and all that. In about 10 years, you're going to be tired. of her ass. I'm like, you don't, you don't know

to cook right. You don't not clean right. You ain't, you want peaceful. You're not peaceful. You're not peaceful. It's hilarious. You don't create a peaceful environment. That's the most important thing. You not peaceful is the biggest bar that was set to do. Oh, now we got a two-year-old. You don't got patience with our toddler. You're going to learn what you really think is settling. You're going to learn. Listen, life is short, but also life is long as fuck. Life is long as fuck.

I just love the fact that you're not. Life can be long as fuck. No, so you better. You better pick the people. The people. You're younger than me. Trust me. I know exactly how long life is. But I just love the fact that y'all are so concerned about, like, my dating. I mean, I got it under control.

It's interesting. That's why. I got it under control. I mean, I'm going to be. When I pop out, when I pop out with my Liz, don't worry. Liz. You know what I'm saying? Y'all going to be like, okay.

What the fuck is the list? Not saying that I have anybody. I'm just saying, like, just going to happen. I hope I'll never end up as that guy. Would you guys get dance? I don't want to be a. Why don't you shake the world and come out with like a relationship. IG page and blog and like never.

Vlogging? It would never happen. Shake up the world. YouTube page with my girlfriend? Yeah. I hope I'd never fall into that, Damarison. Oh my gosh. She's going to have you doing pranks.

These young girls are going to have you doing pranks. Carl, don't try to check you with the blunt. Yeah, yeah, I smoking together. Don't just sell me on the weed. I can smoke by myself on my own page. These young kids are going to have you doing relationship pranks. Like, look with Damaris. Do you see what?

They make more, y'all. They make more money than y'all. I'm shaking ass. 100%. The 17-5, I'm shaking ass. I'm letting y'all know right now. You shook ass for a whole break. Maugh, if you fake the fucking relationship for the internet and started a fucking vlog, we could all eat.

He's leaving. No, what Maul don't realize if he starts a relationship blog, he's leaving us. Yeah. Demeris, you're going to sit in this seat. Mall is leaving us about the amount of money he is going to make off a relationship shit. He's leaving us. I'm not starting a relationship. show.

Yo. Y'all are sick, man. I love y'all, though. But I'm good, though. I'm good. I got this thing. You're going to be a soul cycle with J.M.B. Oh, my.

And Soul Cycle reached out. They did? A dude that went to the high school I went to, he's actually a Tremel. Shout out to Trimel. He's a soul cycle instructor. And he wants us to come to a Soul Cycle class in the city. I'm ready. I think we should film that.

I think we should film that. Please film it. I'm going to die. But I think that as long as you have my last moments. As long as you have my last moments on camera, I'll live forever in the hearts and the minds of the people. Can we buy you, I know Rude just put out their leather

motorcycle outfit. I'm not wearing leather than working out. Can we buy you the rude motorcycle outfit to do self-cycle? No, I'm not wearing leather to work out. You're trying to kill me. Dressing like you want a motorcycle to do

soap cycle. It's nasty. Nasty. I'm gonna get child of neon tight outfits with the socks. See? The high socks. I'm with it.

Rory will put it. See, that's why. I put a helmet on. I put a helmet on. I put a helmet on. I'm like, it's my guy. Well, let him do that. anything. Yeah, no. I put it all.

Helmet. Yeah. Just in case I fall off the soul cycle. The thing that's welded into the ground. Thank you for listening to us, y'all. Thank you so much. Enjoy your weekend. It's been great, man. I hope y'all enjoy this episode. If not, fuck you. Don't do it. What?

Don't. All right. Sorry, DeMaris. Thank you. Please love this episode, guys. Like and subscribe. Follow us on our socials. I'm that nigger. He's that ginger. Yo, he don't fucking love. speak to y'all next week. Be safe. Peace.

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