New Rory & MAL - Episode 349 | $30 Lunch

Episode Date: February 28, 2025

It's never a bad idea to bring a Twitter debate onto the pod. We discuss if $30 for lunch on Valentine's Day is "low effort". The Stud Steppers dance dedicated to Brittney Griner has resurfaced on social media, and it has Rory remembering when King Bach went full SJW on YouTube. Plus, what would Demaris do (or won't do) to get Mal out of a Russian prison, and why isn't Gen Z hooked on drugs like everybody else? #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Twitter's back, man. No more X? No, it's back to Twitter. Yeah? You've been around long enough for $200 dates. Yeah, absolutely. For those that don't know, some of you guys are young, early, like 2011, 2012 Twitter days when it was the Wild Wild West.

One of the biggest arguments in Twitter history was the $200 date. Mm-hmm. And at that time... That's not even the argument anymore now. Well, with inflation, that's like standard. That's coffee. Yeah, that's standard. Like, you want to get a bag on some coffee?

$200. Bacon, egg and cheese is $200. But back in that, like, back then, especially because I was, you know, 21 years old, $200 date to me was like, that's crazy for that to be an expectation for a first date. But even then, I understood, like, the guys that were 28, 30, whatever. If you won't take girl out to the city, at that time, you still, with drinks, are spending $2, I didn't think that was that crazy. But now the new generation is weird how life just recycles itself.

Every generation goes through the exact same things. No matter what, no matter how much poison you put in our food, we still have the stupidest minds in the world. Now they're arguing about $30 lunches. Yeah. And I feel like it's the exact same thing just conduce to their world. Yeah. Because sometimes you spend $30 for lunch.

Well, yeah, $30 lunch makes sense because at dinner is definitely $200 now, but that's because at dinner, you'll probably be having drinks. So that'll get it up to 200. Lunchtime, if somebody's having drinks at lunch, it's kind of like, all right, what are you going through? Well, we'll get to that. I don't know the origin of this debate. The same way, I don't know what the origin of the $200 date was either.

That just became a myth that has rang on for the last decade. I don't know where this started. So what I'm seeing now is that a girl, apparently, a guy sent her $30 for lunch. She screenshots it and was like, she sent it back to him was like you can keep this basically because like what the fuck I'm going to do with $30. Did we get her location? Where does she live?

Yeah. She says she over a low, low effort. Honestly, I'm so over a low effort. Just keep it. Fuck it. Sending the $30 back is hilarious. $30 can get you food. Because now you guys both wasted a $2 fee.

It depends on what you eat in that lunch though. Like $30 can cover lunch. But for yourself. It fits. Not for you and somebody else. If it's a work day or whatever, even in the city, yeah. If you want to get shit, I feel like even Chipotle now used to be $9. You could leave $16 at this point.

17 if you get a drink. Yeah. 30, I understand, for like a sit-down meal. like the $200 dates did, a bunch of unemployed, bum women that have nothing going on in their lives. Entitled and broke is always funny to me. Well, you know why she sent it back

because for lunch she wanted to go to Chanel. She wanted $3,000, not $30. No, now that Elon is paying out on Twitter, she probably made more money posting now. Yeah, absolutely. I'll say, you know what, I can make $100 if I just post this up with the interactions on this. If I post me sending this back,

I could get about $250 for this. Absolutely. In that regard, she's a hustler and I respect it. Yeah. But the amount of women that were like, I can't even go to a seafood boil with this. Who goes to lunch and gets a seafood boil? People just. I feel for everyone in your office.

Yeah. It's nasty. You're going to come back in there smelling like somebody microwave tuna salad. Nobody want to smell that. Just go home. Call out for the rest of the day. Go home. What are y'all doing at lunch?

Yeah. It's sad, man. It's sad that the expectations are, you know, know where they are today. And we do understand inflation and things are expensive. And it does cost more money to go out and eat these days. Without a doubt, a $200 date is a steal at this point. Really?

Really? But maybe out of poverty, I have trained my body that if I eat breakfast, I probably won't eat lunch. If I, and vice versa. Two meals a day is what my body is trained. Even with money, I still operate that way. What are y'all doing for lunch? Yeah, it's amazing. Lunch is not even that fucking important.

Lunch is actually the, that you should eat the heaviest on. But I always thought, well, not breakfast super heavy, but breakfast is important to get energy. I could hammer through the entire afternoon if I have breakfast and get right to dinner. And then I feel comfortable spending $30 on dinner. On dinner?

We're getting dinner for $30. I go to Whole Foods, get a little pre-made thing. No. Yeah. Okay. That's what's up. That's going to take his home 30, though. For Whole Foods.

For sure. Being honest, I've eaten like Kava for dinner, though. Like, I've gotten a bowl for dinner, but a lot of nights for sure. More than once. Yeah. But, like, in your broke days, even, like, I know inflation is different. But I would make spaghetti last for a whole week for $30. Listen, as a kid.

Okay. Like, if somebody handed me $50 as a kid. $20. That would last me the year. Yeah, but I felt like $50 last a day. My mom gave me $20. I made that last a week. Without a doubt.

Without question. There was no question about it. $20 in high school? The whole week, that was much. Easy. So I think she's really ungrateful. Let me preface that because I'm not standing up for all women. I do think that she's pretty ungrateful.

But is she ordering the lunch? Because if she's ordering the lunch, the 30 might not be enough. If she's going to a people. If Uber is delivering that motherfucker. Yeah, that's taxes and fees. If she's going to popenose in Houston, then, yeah, I can see that. $30 is taxes and fees on Uber eats for sure. I ordered a smoothie.

The smoothie was $9. Check out. I was at 33. I was like, yo, what's happening right now? And sit there and add up even the hidden fees that you can find. Add them up. It still doesn't equal what that final one is. Yeah. It's crazy. Definitely ordering Uber Eats is definitely. That's why I'm like, wait, is she going out at lunch? She ordered lunch because there you got. But even still, it's very, it's very

ungrateful. Well, people are ungrateful. You know that. You know, you know it. These days, not only they're ungrateful, they'll show people how ungrateful they are. She just showed us how ungrateful. She showed the entire, how viral is that, is that tweet right now? I'm super viral. So she just showed the. So she just showed the, world exactly how ungrateful she is. People don't care. People don't have shame. People aren't humble. People don't have no pride no more. It's nasty out here. I just, I want to understand the thinking. It's so far away from my brain. I'm trying to understand why people could even think this way. Because I guarantee you they're not like dating or anything. This is probably some

guy that tried to shoot a shot or whatever. They were having very dry, how's your day combo? And he was like, all this isn't going anywhere. Clearly she has no substance or even is trying here. I'll shoot a Hail Mary and maybe I could beat. Hey, can I buy you lunch? That's what I'm assuming this guy was going through. It's a Tuesday? Yeah. $30 is more than I would send. I think he really thought something was going to happen and then ended up on the summer jam scream. What would you send for lunch? Probably 25. Thinking I was doing something too. I threw a little extra five. Right now you're not sending 25 hours for lunch. Stop.

If it was a girl I actually like, I would just go in my app. Like, what's your address to where you at? And I'll get it sent so you can keep working and following your dreams. Because to me, it's not the money. It's the state of mind that I could just continue doing what I'm doing. I have to worry about that. I'll handle that for you. I'll just let you know when it's outside.

That's not my book. Get out my trap of keeper. No, you left it at the office. So I just, you know, I was going to do some page. That's my trap of keeper you're in right now. It's what you use a pink highlight. It's really odd. I've pulled up the group order for sure.

Like, yo, go ahead, man. The group order. Which y'all want? Y'all hungry over there? What y'all? Pull up the group order. Let me know what y'all done. So I would probably do that.

Because to me, it's more of the gesture in that regard than it is sending $20 or $100. Like, that's easy to just send somebody bread. Like, oh, I looked up around your office. This place looks good. What are you into right now? Send that. To me, that's cooler. But I think this girl probably has nothing to offer the world except for the face that she has

that she edits in an app. and then post. Okay, all right, you being really anti-woman. You dragged it. Welcome. He dragged. You could talk shit about her because what she did was lame as fuck. But she don't got a attack her looks. That's that's lame. All right. This man probably has absolutely nothing to offer as well as substance. And he's just trying to make a way. Doesn't, can't be funny. Can't make her laugh. So he's like, yo, I got to, I got to check it. Wait, wait, wait, wait, hold on. Y'all didn't tell me that he said, I know it ain't much, but lunch on me. He said it. And you still like, that's fucked up, man.

man. Damn, swear, Joe. I'm sorry. I feel like that was a, yeah, I feel like that was a big hit to his ego to send it back. Like, nah, you could just keep it. Like, that was like. But he said I know it ain't much, but lunch on me. It's very obvious that she don't like him. What I will, and again, I'm not sticking up for her. What I'm going to assume is that this man is trying to beat. And she knows he's trying to beat.

So sending me $30 for lunch. Wait, what you mean he's trying to beat? Every man is trying to have sex with you if you were trying. Yes, but she obviously doesn't like him. And she probably don't think he like her to. much. So that gives a difference between you trying to date me. So he's trying to be. He's letting you know, I know it's not much. And he's letting you know, like, listen, this is what I have right now to give for lunch. Like, so he's letting you know, he's being humble. Like, listen, it ain't much,

but lunch on me. You don't have to screenshot that and send it to 14.5 million people. That's, no, that's awful. That's terrible. Terrible character traits. For sure. That's, come on. That's, that's, that's, he said it. He's, he knows his pockets is flat right now. But see that. It's, that's what, it's Nothing more humble. Because she should have just sending it back and not told us. Oh, yeah, no. She could do whatever she wants. But putting us in it now, now we're here on our platform talking about it because you put us in your business.

That's messed. You don't do that to people, man. He's letting you know, I don't got it. You know, this is what I can spare right now. Wait. Pige, do we know her? Her name is diarrhea. Oh, my God.

No, the chick that went to the Seed-Food oil. That's diarrhea. Oh, my God. Diara? Probably Diara. Yara, okay. You know, Twitter chicks have so many like common names

that's not really their name. Maybe I don't know her. The Abby looks familiar though. That looks like one of the OG Twitter girls before that, you know, just one of the girls that was funny on the timeline.

Man, just be humble. People need to be humble, man. Be humble, be grateful. Be kind. Yeah, man, people, you know, he's letting, you know. He's fucking up. Like, you got pussy when you was broke.

Swear jar. Which one? Broke? Yeah. You put that in a. Bad word. Put that in the jar as well. He came out the gate saying, I know it's not much.

Grant, I know he was just sending money. But when I was trying to take chicks out with no money, I would try to make it sound like some cool local spot than no one knew about. Like, yo, this Chinese spot. Got the best fried chicken wings on Earth. This is a spot nobody even know about. I'd spend $11 on a date,

but make it seem like it was the cool shit in the world. Not come out and be like, yo, I know it's just a Chinese spot. And like, I know you want to do something else. Now, you have to big this shit up, make it feel like an experience in everything that you do. Yeah, the bottom line is she just doesn't like him. Because if a girl likes you and you send her $30, she's going to be grateful for that. She's going to take that and, you know, get whatever she can get or add it to whatever she's spending on lunch. Like, if a girl likes you, she should do that.

If this is, she doesn't like this dude. Like, and she's putting him on blast. Look, grateful she didn't put his name and show his name who it was. Or maybe she wanted them girls that, you know the girls that you know, You got to spend a, no, not sex workers, but you know you got to spend a significant amount of money when you date in them. Maybe he, like that, I feel like those girls are pretty loud about that. So if you go and try to date one of those girls and not prepare to live that lifestyle or do those type of things, you kind of setting yourself up. Because there are some women that are that are like that.

That you got to take shopping. You got to pay their bills. You got to do all of those things. What? There are some women. There's a lot of women like that. But those women? And I'm not just IG baddies and stuff like that.

I got girls from my hometown that don't, that would do that same exact thing. just wanting to brag about it. And they do that with their men and I'm not trying to big league myself because I'm no prize whatsoever. Those women also fuck men for free. That you don't have to do no effort whatsoever. But yeah, they're also fucking for free, but they'll make men they don't actually like do those types of thing, which whatever, I respect it. Maybe we shouldn't go in on this girl the way that I have been. Maybe I'm being misogynistic. Maybe she's saying it's low effort that you just said good morning and thought $30 was the way to me. It wasn't a money thing. like have a combo with me do something

this is low effort like you're not doing shit but saying it's like here's lunch money no we're not doing that because if he would have sent 300 she wouldn't have did that yeah so we're not going to make it seem like it's because it was in the morning and he just led with your head 30 dollars if it would have been $300 but that was my point that was my point

so when she did say low effort so maybe he has just been given low effort so then on top of low effort you sending me low money like if you're going to be low effort send me high money like it got even out somewhere. You can't be low effort and low money. I think that's what it was. It's great. Yo, the game is so ice-old. But I don't, listen, I don't think that that's crazy, though. I think what she did was crazy. But if that is the case, as in he wasn't putting any

effort into really dating her. He was just bullshit in. And then he just sent her $30. Like, here's lunch. I can understand where it's like, Negro, you haven't been putting in no effort and then you just send me $30. If you're going to put in no effort and expect something for me, then at least send some big money. That I can understand, but I don't know if that's the case. I don't know. I mean, should you say no to $300? She wouldn't say no to $300. Of course not.

No girl was turned out. If any girl wake up in the morning, open their phone, and a dude that they're texting and talking to is sent $300, they're not turning that down. They're not sending that back. Okay, Maul, what if a girl that you were pursuing attractive, you like her physically? You don't really know her like that. And she says, yo, Maul, let me give you some head. You can be like, nah, you go send it back? Wait, say that again?

If she's not, if I'm not attracted to her? if you are. You're pursuing her, texting her, and then she just replies one day at lunch, hey, I'm going to come to your office and suck you off in the bathroom. You'd be like, nah. Would I say no? Yeah. I'm attracted to her. Like, I want her? Why would I say no. Exactly. So why can we fault this woman for keeping $300? No, I'm not fault enough for keeping $300. She quietly want to take the $3.00, cool. No, no, I'm not fault. Because I take the head. No, I, but that's different. I would definitely, but I'm just saying she only showed the screenshot. Of course, because it was $30. Because it was $30.

Yeah, that's what it was. But if it was 300, she would have, we would have never known. And if it was head, no one would have spoke about anything. No, everything is all good. And then you would have got $300. That's how you get the 300. Come give me some head. At my office.

Yeah, at my office. Come, come here, give me some head. And then I'll gladly wake up and send you $300. Then we'll go to seafood broil after. Yeah, yeah. Broil. That's light, especially if the neck is crazy. Boil.

Boyle, I meant. Why are you broiling it? Because I'm white, and that's what we do. Broil seafood? Yeah. I'm like a good broil salmon. Don't even put any newspe without nothing. Oh, wait.

I didn't notice that the, go to that tweet again, Josh. Oh, on threads. She said on threads, she said my thread don't went viral on Facebook. Everyone's up in a frenzy because I chose not to accept the $30 Apple pay for Valentine's Day. I didn't know it was Valentine's Day. I feel like that at that. Nah, she adding it so she don't look as bad. Cut it out.

Let us see the date. Let us see the date. I don't believe that was Valentine's Day. Let us see the date. Let us see the date. date. We're not doing that. And of course, this is why Twitter is back, because we're about to have such a Twitter basic fucking conversation. If they was just texting, he doesn't owe her anything for

Valentine's Day. No. No. So low effort, what? Y'all said good morning at 11, didn't speak. Then four o'clock came around. He said 30. Hold on. Pull her tweet. Pull that back up. Did she say good morning back? Yeah. Yeah, she said good morning. I'm about to say, oh, okay. Pretty quickly, pretty promptly. Oh, it just says today because that's when she screenshot Saturday. And come on, like, that would have said Good morning Valentine's Day. She's trying to clean it up. Nah. I see clean up on aisle three right away. Nah, but hold

up though. 3.54. Lunch on me. That's 4 o'clock, fan. Lunch is over. Different time zones? We didn't, we don't parlayed into happy hour dinner time at this point. Don't know that ball. You definitely talk to chicks in different time zones and manage your day based off the three hour time. But that's her screen shot. So wherever she's at, it's 3.54.

So wherever she's at, it's 3.54 p.m. Oh, true, yeah. Yeah. It's 4 o'clock. He was on this time. It's happy hour. Well, first of all, first of all, it was Valentine's Day and he was with his wife. So you guys need to relax. He had shit to do. So that's why you need to send $300 because you ain't even send it hush money. No, but how do you know it was Valentine's Day?

$30. $30.00 in his screenshot money. But how do we know it was Valentine's Day? It doesn't say happy. He didn't say, we've taken this woman at her word. Yeah, but this gentleman strikes me as the guy that would have said happy Valentine's Day. We don't see a happy Valentine's nowhere. Yeah, I don't believe that.

If that was Valentine's Day and this is somebody that's been pursuing her for a while and not like her boo, but that's somebody who just been wanting her for. while I can understand this again sending it back not the screenshot to the world but the sending back I can get okay I can get with that I wouldn't do it but you wouldn't send back to 30 it depends on the situation what's the situation actually if I'm being petty I would submit to 30 back because the 30 sending a 30 back is the equal hit check I perfect scenario for don't do it no what perfect scenario let's do it if it's a guy that you like you like you're attracted to him you want him back y'all never did nothing

I never hooked up, but you like him. You want to get with him. You're waiting to have sex with him. Like, you've been thinking about it. Y'all been, y'all been on like a... Very unlikely scenario. Why is that unlikely? You don't like...

Or because you probably, you would have sex with him or if I wanted him that bad, like, I've been, what? I'm just saying, but if he's not easy, what if he's playing hard to get? Oh, I don't deal with men that play hard to get. Bye. Oh, excuse me. All right, but let's just say it's a guy that you like, but you haven't taken it there. If he sends you $30, are you sending it back?

I wouldn't send it back I wouldn't send it back If I like you I wouldn't send it back But if I like you That means that you're doing things For me to like you So then I can't call you low effort

Which is what she's accusing This guy of being Wait wait wait If I like you It's because you're doing things To make me like you Doing things to make Yeah you're putting effort

And I don't like people Who don't put effort And what am I gonna do with that That's his effort $30 is the effort That's all I got right now I got $50 on me But you can do things

That are effort That don't require money That's a fact. So. She doesn't strike me as the woman that would appreciate that, though. She looks like she want cash in hand. Hands up, cash out. Yeah, she's like she wanted those.

Give me the monies. If anybody send me $30, they just send me $30. I'm never sending $30. I don't care if it was low effort. If I felt offended, you just send me $30. I have $30. Yes, send me $30. I'm not even close to a screenshot in my mind.

I'm not getting to the sending back. I know the same much. hey you can keep that no you just gave me $30 I thought it was low effort but I'm still keeping I still 30 dollars somebody somebody has zeld me money one time and I didn't know the person and they would say me like can you please send that back I was like nah fam how much was it that's to the account how much was it was like $600 mall you're lying it was to the account to the face you could have bought shorty lunch with that I'm not lying I'm lying I sit there back you really yeah you're sweet you think I'm gonna keep some random person $600 yeah I just sent back five

60. No, I'm sitting. What you're going to do with the $40? Sending back $560 off to $600? A little inconvenience fee. Nah, I sent back. I sent it back. Because I would want somebody to do that. If it was me sent it to the wrong, I would definitely want to be. God. God don't make mistakes. That's a fact. That is a fact. I've been like, wow, you know, I've been praying and you just really bless me. Thank you. God works in mysterious ways. Nah, God working mysterious ways off the wrong zelt. Your God is so good.

Or you got to keep sending back as God is so good. No, when I was at FDU, waiting for the bus in TNEC, I found a wallet, got his license, a good amount of cash, his business card. So I ended up calling him and be like, hey, do you just leave your wallet at the bus stop? He's like, oh, thank you so much, whatever, whatever. So I was like, all right, I'll be back here later today.

It was the morning. Let me know, call me, and I'll give you your wallet. I actually didn't take any of the cash out of it, which I could have definitely fucking used. I gave him his wallet, like, big ass wallet, driver's license, credit cards, insurance cards, pictures of his kids. I gave him that wallet, his thank you,

much, started doing the whole Muslim prayer shit to me. I'm looking at him like, Do, you have all that cat. You could just give me that cash. Stop praying for me? I was sucking my teeth. He's like, oh, okay, got you. He didn't even give me all. It was only like, maybe like $250 in there. He gave me like a 20 out of that shit. Yeah. If somebody found my wallet, I would take all the cash out and give it to them. Thank you for, like, I have to go to the DMV now, getting new credit cards. Like, here's all the. Roy, that might have been... You didn't steal it.

You didn't just steal it for me. You called me. Left the cash in it. You should have taken the cash. Rory, that might have been... He might be so happy that you gave it, got it back to him, because that might have been all that he had.

Like, he might not have had just had... He could have had nothing. Understandable, but now he does, and he can't afford to lose that money. Like, so he gave you $20. He gave you what he could give you. You're being... That's extremely ungrateful.

Because did you do it for like the... The thank you of the cash? Or did you do it because you're a good person. What am I ungrateful for? Getting $20 because you return somebody's wallet. That's ungrateful. Wait, I'm the one that should be having gratitude right now.

That somebody gave you money for doing a good thing. Yes. Gotcha. He shouldn't be grateful. Yes, of course. He should be grateful. He was grateful. He gave you $20.

The honor and pleasure it was to go out of my way to call this person and then rearrange my schedule to give him his shit back. You're right. I should be grateful. And he said, thank you. He said thank you. But you didn't have to do a good thing. You did a good thing.

I could have just taken that fucking cash and throwing his wallet right back where it was. Well, then maybe that's what you should have done. But getting mad at him because he did. Well, not getting mad at him, but saying that he wasn't grateful because, yeah, he might, that might have been his last. You never know what that $2.50 could have been. He could have been put out of payments wars. That could have been his kids groceries.

He gave you what he could give you out of it. I had no more night money on my card. I was eating fucking boiled ramen noodles. Like, yeah, I could have used it too. You down bad? Night dollars wherever the fuck they called them shits. That was our mascot was the night This is why I know you're crazy

If you felt like that Why are you and just take the cash out the wallet And hand him his wallet bag? Because I actually have a conscious Yeah like I don't know I'm really not a dirt bag Like I'm just not I don't have it in me to be a dirt bag

I respect that But you can't be a dirtbag And then say Oh he's I couldn't be a criminal I'm just not that type of person Well that wouldn't be a criminal You didn't take the wallet out of his pocket

That's a criminal Fair You found a wallet You found a wallet and take the cash out of But I also like The same thing you were saying If I lost some shit, I would really hope someone would do the same thing for me. Same reason with that woman that I took to the hospital.

Like, I wasn't doing it like, hey, look at me good deed. Like, if Amara or Kia was fucked up in the building, I would hope someone else would do that. Yeah, too. Yeah, just something you would hope someone else would do. Pay it forward. But, yeah, not pay it forward. Yeah, yeah, give me a $2.50. Because to me, that was always, I feel like that's what, like, my parents, anytime you found a wallet,

like it was always, whatever money was in there, that person could keep it and just get your wallet. back type of thing, but I don't know. I'm grateful he allowed me to do that. We're going to get off of this, but I do want to stick up for, see, now I want to stick up for D.R. now. Because it does, Josh is over here sending me proof. It is proof that she did post

that on Valentine's Day. And she said after she posted it, she posted another thread that said, and before anyone starts, there's no happy Valentine's Day text, no nothing. This is so lackluster, it's ridiculous. And I'm supposed to, what, jump for joy over a $30 lunch when flowers are $10? I'm not even mad. I just

and sent it back, but I'm blocking. I understand where she's coming. Oh, nah, she's valid. She's valid. She's valid. I'm not, I'm not mad at her. She's valid. She's valid. She should block him. Apologies, Dara. She's valid. Yeah, she's valid. So she's valid for getting sent $30 and then is able to block this gentleman and everyone is cheering for it. Obviously, but I return a wallet and expect a cash back and now I'm ungrateful. Now, y'all got it. No, no, because he gave you $20. This makes so much sense. No, no, because he gave you $20 and you wanted more. Yes, I did. When you could have just taken the cash yourself. You could have took the cash. What are you talking about?

That's like if when we were talking about finding bricks in Miami and returning them to the cops and getting mad to cops not. Who said they would do that? But remember we were talking? We had that whole conversation. Did I say I would return to the brick? No. I know. But some people do and we were saying people, that's like returning the bricks to the cops and getting mad that the cops didn't give you money for it.

Like you should have just kept the bricks. Or when people find big bags of cash and return it and get mad, they don't get a reward. You should have just kept the money. Yeah, that's a fair. Either be a good person from the heart and do it from your heart without the- No, I did. Until I realized that he was praying and not pay it. Hom dole-law.

You know what? Al-a-hahom-a-a-law. But first of all, and we'll get off that topic with her, but not what you expect, if you weren't expecting anything for Valentine's Day at all from him, you wanted $10 roses from him when y'all just saying good morning to each other? But this is why I'm saying she's valid because she's saying it's just the effort. She don't even care about $3. She said he could have bought $10 flower.

She would have been happy happier with that. He didn't say happy Valentine's Day. This is obviously some energy laying over with her interaction and just talking to him. She just feels like he's just low effort. It's not much there in this text exchange or whatever relationship they have. So she's just like, that probably was the last show. Like, all right, $30 for lunch. You didn't even wish me happy Valentine's Day.

You could have just sent me some flowers or something like, I give me, you know, so she's valid. You guys are being manipulated. She's an OG Twitter girl. She knows how to work this app. there's deleted messages. We're not getting everything. She knows how to work this app. Oh, no, she's a vet.

She's a vet. She worked it because that went viral. And I'm sure plenty of guys jumped in her dams and was like, yo, I got you, Ma. Damn. She probably came up on a cool at least $1,500. A G is, for real. She's working.

Yeah, she won't know how to treat you. Yeah, he don't know how to treat you. Let me get that lame out your life and all that. That's how I got these sneakers because Maul ain't buy me sneakers. The sneakers I got on, a man sent them to me with a note that said. Maul don't know how to treat you? Yeah, since Ma. He says since mall taking so long to buy your shoes, I'll buy them for you.

Okay. I don't want you to telling yourself so we can do this hypothetical. I respect it. That's what he said, baby? Yeah. All right, shout out through that lane. Don't do that. That's what I want to ask.

I think he said it in a sarcastic. It is very common. I'm sure that girl had a million guys in her DM saying, you know how to treat you, here's money, this and that. Is a girl ever going to take that guy seriously? I know she'll take his money. But is any girl going to go, yeah, that guy that DM me that he'll give me money. That's the one.

If you play for the Hornets. I don't think the guy from the Hornets is doing that, though. They are. What? The biggest, no, no, no. I know, no. You know what's my point. I don't think he's saying that guy on Twitter that you screenshoted doesn't know how to treat you.

Here's some money. I think the guy on the Hornets is going, here's some money. He's leaving that sentence out of it. That sentence is what I'm talking about. Not the money. It doesn't need to be from the Hornets. I know broke men that trick on women. that sentence

Trick the most Work Yeah because they know They ain't got no game Like that sentence Got you the sneakers But it didn't get him a date You don't know that

Oh he got him a date You don't know that She got a pedicure Under them sneakers All kind of shit She's ready to go see him I know what DeMaris gonna be at this weekend

What are you going to Maris I will Well Yomi's coming in the town So me and Yom's my home Me and Yomi are gonna link up But other than that Me and Maw Okay

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Before we get back off Twitter, which is officially back, the stud-steppers dance resurfaced. I love when they bring back videos I forgot about from there. Yes, I love it. The stud-stepers, spiritual dance that freed,

Britney Griner resurfaced. I thought I forgot about this, but God will never let certain things. Can we get some volume on this? Ever leave your mind? You thought Biden didn't, nope. This is Demaris crew right here. That's DeMaris group chat.

Yo, stop. Demaris, they said you choreographed this. Yo, the turn. Yo, they found they found a home girl that kind of resemble Brittany, too. Of course. Yo, please. Sometimes we just do anything. People just do anything.

The grabbing of the cuffs, please. I've never seen this many studs in one room together, like, chilling as one. Yo, please. Okay, let's stop it. Why are they walking like that? We're probably going to get it. Hey, Brittany is definitely holding back to tears, too. Like, the injustice you can feel.

That shit. The only video cringier than that is that damn video of Jason Derulo. Oh, no. I was going to say King Batch or whatever. King Bach. What's his name? The guy on Vine. Bach, yeah.

And when he took his shirt off and wrote George Floyd and Trayvon Martin and all these people and then just started beating his chest and did his poem. And you could tell he did like rehearsals because his chest was red. already. Yeah, it was like a third take. I've never seen that. People. It's probably one of the worst poems I've ever heard.

Like the way we joke about doing our bars on here, yeah, now let's get some, no, it's the top. From the top. Is it the same song? It's the same song. No, it's not.

Josh's, Josh's fun flex. He's blending it. Oh. It works, though. I see the mixture trying to give us, Josh. I got scared. I'm like, wait.

I kind of like that over this. Destroying these buildings is the least of your worries. A innocent black. man should never be killed by a cop. You got to hit your peas, man. You shouldn't speak up, man. You might lose some of your brand deals. No one said that to him.

My people have been dying to injustice for centuries. I don't give a damn how a brand feels. Oh. In my comments, talking about all lives matter. Please. No, they weren't.

Yeah, that's because whenever you hear the word, shoot, it's always followed by a ladder. You know, she's in that. Went over y'all head. COVID-19 is what they told us to fear. 19 years is what a Minnesota cop called a career. Yeah, that's how many years he was on the force. Before he killed George Floyd with no reports,

put his knee on his neck without a worry of care. A big man Floyd was gasping for air. So do you think, since like Trayvon is way darker, do you think someone misspelled it and they had to redo or that's from when he was beating his chest during rehearsal? No, that was probably like... Somebody mispelled Trayvon. No, that probably was like the name he wanted to stand out.

Okay. That was a... That was an emphasis. That's all caps right there. Gotcha, gotcha, got you. That was a weird time on social media. Very weird. It was a weird time on social media.

Very weird. It looked like a Chipotle bag. He looked like a Chipotle bag. Okay. I'm sure it came from a good place. Yes, that's what I want to say. I don't. I respect all artists and I know that he was probably coming from a good place.

But looking back, some things were just very cringe. like there was just so much time writing all the names writing the poem rehearsals choreography from being in a show there was so many times somebody could have been like let's find another way

I get you want to put some now you have a big platform let's just find something else put your shirt back on like let's regroup and please know that we aren't because you could have wrote the names on like a white teed like your shirt didn't have to be off but um I don't know maybe he was demonstrating a black body I want everybody to make it clear that we're not laughing at

the subject matter is important. I'm not laughing at him though. I want to make that clear. I know you're trying to clean it up. I want to make it clear. I'm laughing at that. Yeah, I'm with him.

I'm laughing at that too. I don't want him to play. He buys up. I'm laughing at that. Because that did absolutely nothing for the cause. What he did? Didn't move the needle. I promise you it didn't.

You're going to lose your brand deals. I don't give a damn how a brand feel. Nah, you ain't even see what he was trying to take it right there. And I don't know, man, maybe they were. Maybe they were saying, don't speak up. I could promise you no brand told him that. I agree with you. But, you know, listen, man, look.

Brittany's free. Brittany's free, but she still ain't averaging a double-double. I think we should send her back. We got hosed in the trade. We got hosed. We got hosed. We got the wrong end of that trade. Pack up.

Did they really trade her from the merchant of deaf? Is that like real? The merchant of death. You ain't seen when they handed them over like in the movies? we handed over the merch they walked right past you know it was legitimately like an oliver stone scene they passed each of brittney grounder and never that's why i knew we were in a simulation in no world does brittney griner and the merchant of death pass each other shoulder to shoulder handcuffed that that should not happen in this world if she want to pass by lisa leslie that makes sense to me

the merchant of death on a private airport strip yeah that's not how the world's supposed to work Damn. Yeah. Yeah, I will feel like I will be in the gym like pumping iron. Like, I will feel like I have to go harder. There's no way that really happened. Now that the dust is settled, it's like... What didn't happen?

They wanted to get the merchant of death out. They just needed a reason, right? Probably. There's no way that our government doesn't cave to anything. Our eggs are still the same price, gas, whatever. They will not cave to free healthcare. People die and they're like, that's America. Yeah.

They caved to public pressure of Brittany being in jail for weed. So we're going to let the merchant of death who was, I think, number two on the most wanted list next to Osama bin Laden for us. Got a cave to Twitter. Biden, I'm not buying that. They wanted the merchant of death out. I'm sure he's, I can guarantee if you go in the dark webs of Twitter. He has definitely brokered every single deal for Israel to get weapons. There's a reason they let him out.

They didn't let him out for the greater good of a double double in the WMBA. Right. Yeah, I don't believe that. I always thought that that was just... They just wanted him out. Yeah, they just wanted him out. They needed... Couldn't find a reason. And it looked like a noble reason for us to get Britney Griner back. No, it didn't. No, I mean, publicly it did. How? Because it was one of our female athletes from America in a foreign country arrested for a fucking vape pen. And she had been over there over a year? If Michael Jordan got arrested for a vapeen, I don't think it'd be noble that we would let the number one person on the FBI list out that we've been looking for forever.

I don't care if Joe Biden got caught with weed in Russia and was in jail. We're going to give up the number one person on the FBI Most Wanted list. I mean, we got to, we got to, again, how it looks. If I was president, I wouldn't have okay. I wouldn't have green lit that. No, absolutely not. Because how much time did Brittany Brown was she facing? Like life or some shit?

I mean, she got to do what she got to do. Yo! She got to do what she got to do. Ten toes for America. Yeah, 10 toes down. B.G. What you want me to tell you? We can't get her.

Oh, she was sent to nine years. Oh, she would have to eat that. She'd have to eat that nine. And Russia, what? 85% of your time, right? Yeah, they seem liberal over there. Yeah, it seems like, and in the conditions seemed like they're pretty fair over there.

You know what I mean? Like, yeah, she would have to do that nine. I'm not giving up the merchant of death, no way. If I'm president. For nine years? No, no, she got to do that. She got to eat that. Was John McCain still alive at that time?

Yeah, I'm sure he was. He just died recently, right? He was dead? Imagine John McCain, prisoner of war. for God knows how long, watching that trade go down. Four years, okay. All the prison of wars from Vietnam,

World War II, all these people that were just in camps. Yeah. We have the POW flag. Anytime you see the American flag, that POWS shit is right under there. Which is honorable for all the people that sat in all those jails and camps and everything

and were captured from our enemies and just did their time and somehow waded it out and got back. Imagine watching. Brittany and her fucking vape pen walk past the merchant of death. That was crazy, though. I could see that being an honest mistake from Brittany, though, because the way she was in the airport walking just hitting that shit,

she forgot it was illegal. You could tell. She was like, wait, what? So I know from her standpoint, it had to be scary because she honestly probably, you know, being American, we travel the world, we think everywhere is America. We're like, oh, this is a vape pen. I could walk in vape other parts of the world. Those things are very serious.

That's drugs you're smoking and using in public. So I understand her point. Like, God damn, I didn't know, please get me out of here. I'm not trying to do nine years. But for the merchant of death, I don't know if I would have made that swap. Have y'all ever considered going to the military? Hell no. Never one time.

Not even, not once in your life? No. No. Consider being trans, so I don't have to go. Actually, I'm lying. I thought about being a Navy SEAL when I was young, like probably like a freshman in high school. And then I saw the training. What?

Yeah, I did. Because I saw the movie Navy Seals. I was like, that look cool. We get to swim and shoot guns. Yeah, yeah. Kind of cool. Yeah. It's kind of cool.

You get to swimming. You know, that's the cool shit. That's how they... And then I saw how they have to train. I said, yeah, no. And you were like, I'll just go to Pelham Bay Park with my gun. That's a fact. After that, I was like, nah, I was like,

they wake you up at random three, four in the morning. You got to run on the beach. You think that's the bad part. No, I'm just saying they wake you up. You got to run on the beach. They spray water on you for 12 hours. You got to just sit there and take it. They put a towel over your face and waterboard you.

You can't, like, it's like, oh, wait, this is for what? Like, what am I, I, I mean, go smoke weed in the Russian airport. I got you. No, no, no, no. I'm not doing that. But, yeah, I never thought about joining the armed forces. Thought about the Navy Seals things maybe a year when I was young and then that was it.

That's the trades we need to talk about. If Maul was arrested in Russia, what are we giving them? What are you giving me? How many years? No, like, what are we going to trade to get you back? That's the trade. I'm trying to figure out what I would be willing to give up, for real. Baby, you don't play with me.

I'm just, yo, what? I fuck with you. I do. What you're willing to give up to get me out of jail? It's got to be a person. I mean, whatever, you know. What do you think Putin would accept is really what? That's what we're landing on right now.

That's why my mind is jogging right now. I just can't, I can't land it. Yeah. I feel like, who's like the misogynistic guy that his page followed us recently? Oh, Andrew Tate? I feel like Andrew Tate and Charlemagne to get him all out of jail. You feel like Andrew Tate and Charlemagne would get me? be out of jail? Yeah. Like trading them? Yeah. Okay. All right, Pokemon Master. How are we going to

capture Charlemagne and entertain? Yeah, like that's what you're not. Are we going to wait outside the breakfast club and ask for a drop? Yeah, they're in the free world. Like, they're free. Oh, they're free. They're free. Yes. Damn. We can't capture Charlemagne and bring him to Russia. Yeah, they tried to capture him. He's quick. He's pretty fast. I respected. If somebody did that shit, it's me. I'm done it. Same way Charleston did. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. And first of all, Russia would and entertain probably speak. Little Dirk, we got Little Dirk. We can give up Little Dirk for you.

Hmm. I mean, we've given up Ukraine. They may as well take it. Little Dirk and R. Kelly, I feel like we could give them up for you. Yo, imagine me walking past Little Dirk and R. Kelly on the tarmac. Like, yo, y'all be cool. You know, I'm heading. No, yo, y'all be cool over there, man, you know?

Art Kelly's the biggest smile on his face, like, finally a country that respects my practices. You know what? You know what? He's like he going on. Oh, man. Dirk will fit in with some drilling for sure out there. Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm sure this is one of those things that they'll only focus on my white face and I'll get canceled for this.

I can't wait. Yeah. I don't know. I feel like they're going to want land. I'd give up Brighton Beach. There's enough Russians there. I promise you they don't want to be from all. He said I promise you.

I can promise you nothing else. He don't want Brighton Beach. It looks like the Baltic Sea. No, it does not. Brighton Beach looks nothing like the Baltics. Come on, there's like sort of a boardwalk. Yeah, but I think Poole just, he don't want beaches, though. What do you need a beach for?

If we gave them Brighton Beach, we'd be fucked. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. As a sanctuary? That would be their Guantanamo Bay. We'd be fucked. America wouldn't do that. Now, I probably just have to do those nine years. I ain't gonna lie.

Yeah, well. I imagine, if they say you got to, if they say you got to do OnlyFans nude and they'll release me, would you do it? No. Damn. Wait, really? No. To get Mall out of a,

Russian prison for nine years? That's crazy. I don't think anyone would want to see him. I would let me sit for nine years as opposed to just posting news on only fans. You're telling me you would be posted on only fans with your wee-wee out. Yes. To get Mall out of jail. Yes. My dog. Well, I don't want to wish dad. How about

elbow? It's my brother right there. It's just a dick. When Mall comes home and he decides to go full Muslim and don't want to do this podcast anymore, then what? Then I'm out of a job and I can't a regular corporate job because my boobs are on the internet.

I'm not cool. Because the only fans are going to go crazy. So you're going to get money. Of course it would, but I don't want all money ain't good money. I'm okay. Damaris, can I tell you a tale of a young boy in T-neck, New Jersey that found a wallet? Sometimes you don't do the thing for the profit

of yourself, but because it's a good deed. Yes. If Maul came back Muslim... And no good deeds, gold's unpunished. You know that. If Maul comes back Muslim and doesn't want to lose podcast anymore, that's fine. That's not why you did it.

You did it so you could free an innocent man. No, but see, I would do it. Never asked for the cash in the wallet. I wouldn't do it. That's crazy. But I love Mar and I would. You know the scorpion and the frog? No, you don't. You let me sit in prison for nine years as opposed to just show them titty. I don't, I don't owe you my coochie on the internet. I just, wait, I'm not, I'm not saying that's a wild way. I'm saying if I'm in, I'm in a

Russian prison. We, I went to Russia, didn't realize I had my vape pending. It's illegal. They look at that like, it's a crazy crime over there. And I'm smoking. And they're like, yo, you got to do not 10 years. And they say, but we'll let you out if Baby D starts are only fans. You mean to tell me you're going to let me sit for nine, ten years? Because think of... They already have our daddy.

They have your tini's already. If they want me to start our only fans, I must be valuable, right? Uh-huh. Yes. So we're going to figure out a way around this thing. But my, my vagina, it's not worth my parents having to deal with their daughter being an only fan's girl just to get you out of prison. Like, you just

said, up they back you up doing porn. Yeah, we pot. Now you're being a page. Patriots. Yeah. She's going to let me. That's why I know you're going to fuck with me. She's going to let me sit in prison for nine years because she's worried about her parents seeing her nudes on OnlyFans but said that her parents would fucking support her

if she did porn. Yeah, but I would never do it. That's not, that's just not me. I'm sorry. I would do anything else. I would spread the word. I would raise money. I would do whatever you get it.

You only fans. No, I'm cool. There's other raise for me to raise money. You keep the profits too. Can you imagine the news coverage that if Putin's only way to get a prisoner out, was for someone to show their vagina. That is going to be the most clicked. Get bad baby the fuck out of here.

Get all those girls that do only fans that get 40 million. Ruby Rose, you would be the top tier. And they post your only fans on CNN. Oh my God. This is literally a nightmare. No. Not the pictures, but your account.

No. Go follow her, subscribe. That's crazy. I wouldn't even say, I'd be thanking them all right now. I'm so cool. My dick on CNN? What? It's a dream.

Listen, you got to, if you know better, you got to do better. So you shouldn't have been over there in a people country. I didn't know what was that crazy over there. I had no idea. Wait, why were you in Russia? Huh? Why were you there? No girl.

You think I would fly to Russia to see a girl? Depends on a girl. Flying to Russia to see a girl. It's crazy. She could come to America. I'm not going to fucking Russia. Mail order husband. Fuck out of here going to Russia to see a girl.

Hell no. It's never happened. I mean, got Rocky out of jail in Sweden for less. Rocky was another one that got Rocky got And then a repeat offender This is what the Republicans are talking about Trump got Rocky out of Sweden And he came to court another case of California

In America Slip like You getting someone out of jail internationally To come commit a crime in America Is something that if a Democratic President did that I was a prop, it was a prop It was a prop

And I just feel like I don't know like if I'm getting into it with somebody I feel like me slipping on seaman Gonna like It'll come back to my brain And I'm saying you know what Maybe I won't shoot this person so I don't slip on semen again. I don't know. That's just me.

Man, ain't nobody slipped on no semen, man. That, that story was so crazy. You know how crazy that was? The only story on the end that crazy than that is when Zeke was telling the story when he got shot. But that story was real. No, he actually went. Yeah, that story was real. That's, yeah, that, that story was real. Rocky said he slipped on semen. Yo, cut it out, man. Cut it out. You believe that or you believe soldier boy saying, and I was like, boom, boom, no, that was he really, that really happened, though. The way he told it was a little crazy, but that it really happened. Like, he really shot the truth. And I mean, he

exaggerated as he should have. But when that group of guys got on Vlad that he allegedly shot, I was expecting like, damn, they about to expose Soldier Boy. He's going to look like the biggest clown on earth. And it was like, nah, he shot me. And then someone in the back went, two times. I said,

nah, so that's Draco is the goal. Yeah, he wasn't playing. The way he told it was funny. You know what I'm saying? Exaggerated like shit. Yeah, yeah. He got to exaggerated but it definitely happened. He was I was expecting those kids to be like, daw, he made that up in his head, delusional as fuck.

He's like, nah, he shot me on my ass two times. Twice. Speaking of crazy Twitter stories, are there any of that really stick out to you that, like, you can't, like, I'll never forget the Temecula fight story where some guy was supposed to be driving, like, cross-country to go fight the other. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I do remember that. That need to be a movie. That was hilarious. They made, um, which one will call it a movie? The girl. The stripper, escort girl. Z something?

Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, I remember that. That movie actually wasn't too bad. Yeah, it wasn't. I feel like they should have put more money money money. 8-21 made it a movie. That was crazy. And the fact that that was true,

and they found all this, like, mugshots. The Twitter stories that end up being true of the wildest to me. Mm-hmm. And that's one. Yeah, Zola. Zola. Where is she at now?

I don't know. She got to be a screenwriter at this point. But I don't know. I remember, like, just those Twitter days where things would just happen and we used to be locked in. Like, it was like, I don't know. We would spend days

in other people business. Who were the guys that were trying to drive from New York to Cancun? What? No, you was on Twitter during that time. Would they try to drive from where?

New York to Cancun? It was, um... It was like spring break shit and everyone was talking about like flying out there and it was like two guys on Twitter. You know, when you just innocently say something

and then the timeline just gets a hold of it. They started mapping out all the miles and the stops they had to do to drive from New York to Cancun. And it just became 24 hours of navigation and it was the funniest thing I'd seen on Twitter. We should do that.

Yeah. How are you driving across? How are we getting there? We get a Winnebago and we drive across the country. I would do that and we shoot it. Are we potting? Yeah.

All time. Mom, you're not getting, you're not locking a in a, you are not. going to be with us in anything contained. You don't like us. You said unclean? I said unclean? I said, like, just, we're stuck. We can't move. It's like you're not, contained. You're not going to be a container with us. It's not happening. We stop. We get like little motel rooms. We could pod in the motels. I would be down for that. Oh, I'm not. I don't think

you would be down. Yeah, I would do it. I must have been in a motel. I would happily do it. I would definitely do it. I don't think DeMaris could do it. No. Yeah, see. I can do it. And, I'm not. And by the way, that's why God don't make mistakes. You bought the pull up a Winnebago you just bought? Sure am. You bought a Winnebago? It's for my dad. Trading in my Jeep, Cherokee for a mini camper van.

It's got two house batteries with an inverter. I have a microwave TV, refrigerator, freezer, and a double bunk. You have to shit in a five-gallon bucket. But it's worth it. if I had this in my fucking days you would still have a lot more brothers and sisters this was on Wednesday you actually take like a dad

son trip I wish I would have the time for that oh yeah what's the name of the documentary on Netflix the girl that did her and the boyfriend Gabby Petito Gabby Petito I watched that Wait which one is that? The murder was it the murder of

Gabby Petino or something like that That's the name of it. I watched that the other night. That was pretty good. I mean, oh, wait, I watched this too.

Yeah, sad story, but I remember that during, it was during the pandemic, right? You did that? I watched it. It was sad. That was a really sad story.

I didn't like follow it past the, when they, you know, found the body and all of that. But I do remember the story a few years ago and watching the documentary. It was really sad, but that was a,

a tragic case of a girl that was just genuinely seemed like a sweet art, sweet person. and thought that, you know, she had found somebody that she loved and wanted to be with. And he turned out to be an absolute psycho. And then his, that piece of shit ended up killing himself, too. But sad story, man.

But they, but I say that because they were doing the whole traveling and a van. Yeah. Cross country, you know, stopping at different national parks and things like that. I was watching that with Amara. And of course, by the, what's third episode? Two episodes is it? Mm-hmm. Second episode.

I was sitting there watching the parents be like, oh, we're not speaking to the cops. He's here, but I'm going to tell you where he's at. That was crazy. The parents were the sickest people in that entire thing. If Amara did some shit like that, officer, she in the back. Really? I don't think so. I think you just chat.

I don't think that the car. If Amara popped back up at the house. It's the scenario. It's the scenario of, and this, like I say, my. The mother was 10 toes, though. They found the text messages. She was like, yo, listen, I got the shovel. Yeah.

What we're going to do? Like, we buried a box. Like the moms? His mother? She was ready to, like, burrower. the body, all kind of shit. I'm saying Amar, if the roles were reversed, I'm an advocate of double standards.

I believe in them. Maybe I'm misogynistic, but I believe in them in both ways, even they don't benefit me. If my son came and said, yo, I slaughtered my fucking wife that I've been beating and abusing. No, I'm not protecting my son.

Officer. Your daughter. No, I'm saying if my son came to me. If your daughter came to you and said she just killed her boyfriend, they were on a road trip, she has his van parking his driveway. Was he abusing her?

No, was she, She was abusing him. She was abusing him. I mean, Amar, he was wilding. Come on. Let's see if we could plead out. I don't believe it.

I think you would help her get away. We would have to leave that moment. Yeah. There'd be no, the way the parents were hanging at the house. Remember how Roy said he went straight to the airport and bought a ticket at the counter? You got to go buy a ticket.

It would have to be, that split decision, parental instinct would be like, all right, let's get you on a boat and let's get the fuck out of here. We could never go back. Yes, maybe I would think about that. But if we're just lingering around and, like, I have cops and their, the husband's parents come to my house. No, Amar, it's time to face the music.

It was either we getting out of here now or you have to face consequences. Yeah, my daughter, I would probably try to protect. My son, get out of here, piece of shit. That's what I'm saying. I believe in double standard. My son, yeah, piece of shit, get out of my house. Either. I'll be like, what the fuck?

Like, all right, we got to figure this out. Start scrambling. Let's get out of here. I'm going to try to keep the dog out of there. And unfortunately, like, you know, parents give even the worst kids. the benefit of the doubt. I would assume like Amar was acting in self-defense. Yeah. I wouldn't think that like Amar, well actually

I don't know with my DNA. Maybe she is a psychopath. Possible. We're in this together. Who's our next victim? Let's go across the country killing everybody. In our Winnipego that mall and I used to pot in. How do y'all feel about teenage girls and well teenage boys too having relationships in high school? Like relationships that you

accept as a parent? I don't know. I'm putting ear. in today? Oh my God, I'm a little boy. But yeah, like, how do you feel about that? It's weird how the brain cycle just worked. How do we feel about having a relationship? Yeah, about them having like a boyfriend or girlfriend at high school. Your kid? Yeah. Well, you're the dad, so you have to speak to that. I don't know. I have no idea. Door always has to be open. You're not going to their house. Like, you could be cute in the hallway. Like, take your photos for whatever app that's going to be there. But her entire time of high school or maybe like, entire time, maybe far into law school.

That's what she could spend a night? Far into her 30s. 36 years old, she could spend a night. No, I don't want to be that parent. Yeah, I think high school relationships can be healthy. Yeah, I think that's fine. Like innocent ones. I'm not naive.

I assume most people lose their virginity in high school. I'd rather be in a relationship than I just want to fuck someone to keep up with my friends. the way I did, which was a bad way to lose my virginity. So, yeah, if Amara was in a healthy high school relationship, as healthy as they can possibly be because they're children, but I'd prefer that over hormones raging and her figuring herself out without someone that doesn't care for her. So I'm fine with a high school relationship.

I used to always feel like that too, right? Because when I was in high school, I wasn't allowed to have a boyfriend. But, or like especially like, which I did, I still had them, but my parents, I wasn't allowed to come over the house or nothing like that. My parents knew nothing about it. I was being sneaky. And I used to wish that I didn't have to be sneaky. I wish my parents would accept it.

But as I get older and I look at some of the decisions my friends made that were that age, that were allowed to have boyfriends. When you're in love and everybody is like supporting you being in love, you tend to, you shouldn't be considering people at that age. Because I feel like 17, 18 is just like such an important age for you to make big decisions. you can always come back from those decisions because you're still young, but you do make pretty big decisions. Like I have a friend who wanted to go to Famu, and because she was in a relationship, she didn't want to be too far away from her boyfriend. So she didn't end up going to Famu. She stayed local and went to school. And I just feel like situations like that and decisions like that you shouldn't be making, taken into consideration of other people when you're that young.

I don't know. I was just thinking about that, like how you would feel about that as a parent. Yeah, and I mean, I don't know, I guess, is this generation is more relationship-based. I think we were the last, last of the Mohigot-Hos. No. This relationship, you think, is more relationship-based? These Gen Z kids stay inside their house, don't do drugs, don't drink, don't do, they just. But they have Tinder. Don't do drugs.

They do mad drugs. What are you talking about? Are you high right now? Not the ones above me, the ones above those. They just sit, they're like the cleanest people on earth. They sit in their house and game. How old are you talking right now? Um, like 14.

Oh, you're talking about like kids that are high school right now. Yeah. That's what I'm talking. They, nah, the kids are high school now. The generation above me is the biggest drug addicts on fucking earth. I agree there.

The ones above them, just be on the internet in their house. They don't, they're clean kids for the most part. No. They're vapors. They all have, they vape their lungs to death.

They're not really big on pills and stuff. Like the 14-year-olds now, they're vapors. They're not on pills? So the kids that are 22 right now, they were the pillheads. The 14-year-olds right now, the kids' kids, they're the, they're a generation behind them. I'm saying kids that are 20 to 26. Those were the pill-lein kids that we see.

The ones, their younger brothers are cleaner than them. Am I crazy for thinking that all of this is the same shit over and over? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Well, not crazy. I'm saying I agree with you. Like, I think that every generation is the same. I think that we just hear about it and we know, you know, we have the technology advanced,

so we have more access and more information. But my mom has told me stories about dudes when she went to high school that could have went pro and played ball and turned out to be big heroin addicts and died in a fucking crack house. Yeah, stuff like that will happen. So I'm saying, I think it still happens. We still see young kids that have potential that's overdosing on drugs. Like, I don't think any of this shit changes. Yeah, drugs will always be a problem.

the drug just changes. But the story of like people not being mentally healthy or living in poverty or any or different pressures, that will never change. And getting addicted to drugs, that will never change. Drugs are, they make you addicted no matter what the drug is. And not even drugs, vices, period. Yeah, vice. I'm sure a lot of the kids that have no substances except for the internet is not as healthy either.

Like I'm sure that vice is fucking them up as well if they're just living and dying off this thing. They never even grow up as a human being. But what do we think pushes, because I know kids that had healthy homes, great parents, and they turned out to be drug addicts. And I know kids that had fucked up homes that turned out to be drug addicts and vice versa. Fucked up homes turned out to be great, great people. But what do we think it is that pushes kids to drugs? To try drugs or to be addicted to drugs?

Because I think it can be like you can just be genetically predisposed to being addicted to drugs or to have an addictive personality. But to try drugs, kids try drugs for all types of reasons. All you got to do is see your friend try it and your friend tell you it's cool and a lot of people will try it. Like that's... I think that's the main thing. I think if you're a kid that's like a follower, I think you fall into that. I don't even think it can be followers sometimes.

I think that's exactly... No, a lot of people are followers. But for me, as someone who has, who did try drugs and tried drugs pretty early, it wasn't because I was following people. I was a very curious person. Like, I was... I was sure. trying drugs that my friends would have never touched. And my friends looked at me like I was crazy, but I was a curious person.

You smoke crack? I've never smoked crack. No. But you fired up a rock before. I wanted to say, okay, baby, D. You fired a rock before? I've never done that. But when I was younger and I was like,

my only one that found that question. Like, just in a very serious conversation, not joking around, just stared at Damaris said, you try crack? Because she said she tried drugs that none of her friends would ever try. The only drug I could think it was crack or heroin? No. I think it's a mixture. I can speak for me.

I was the youngest out of my friend group. I tried weed for the first time when I was in sixth grade, when I was like 12, and that was purely all following. I was just following the older kids trying to fit it. I think that's the kids that fall in the drug.

Then I stopped smoking weed until maybe I got to high school, which was a choice I wanted to do, but how my DNA is made up and like hereditary shit, it affects me more than other people. So it can become a problem where a kid could be a super weed head

and someone isn't and tries it once and it's an issue for them instead of the kid that was the weed had in high school and it's like damn I haven't smoked weed since high school I can't believe y'all still doing that shit it just drugs affect people in different ways when I would see like friends of mine

get addicted to Molly remember back when everybody was doing Molly like get addicted to Molly did that shit one time and I didn't understand because I never again really yeah I couldn't get hard I was like nah this ain't for me Word.

I feel you. You got to mix it with the honey pack. I don't care what you had to me. I will never do that shit again in my life. You know, Molly Water? Do it with tea and honey. My dick ain't never been that small. I have no blood in my dad.

I was like your dog. What's going on right there? Wow. Word. That's how I know drugs ain't. It never was my thing. I never was into drugs. I started smoking weed late.

I never smoked the cigarette in my life. It was never into weed like until I got out of high school the first time I smoked weed. I smoked weed once when I was in high school and I didn't like you. I was like, nah, I don't like

the way this should make me feel. But I started smoking weed like recreationally once I got out of high school. Never was in the pills. And then I grew up around some of the, like they have YouTube

documentaries on some of the niggas I grew up with. And I'd be laughing like, hearing all their charges and shit they did. I'm like, yo, he was the nicest kid in the world when we was growing up. Like, where did he make this turn at?

I mean, drugs. Yeah. Drugs. that's what every kid is going to make their turn they're going to follow some other group of kids behind some 7-11 do some shit they ain't supposed to be doing and now they're out here fucking holding people hostage in their apartment for drug money I mean, again, I think everyone has their own vices, and some people find the destructive vices instead of the positive ones. Like, I think people, I think addicts, I think you'll get a lot of like famous CEOs that be like,

oh, I don't drink, smoke, all that, you'd be like, oh, that's why they're CEOs. No, I think they're addicts and they're addicted to their work, and they're so good at that. Had they ever touched a drug, they would have been the best cokehead on fucking earth. I think people are just how they project their vices in the path that they take.

Some people go for the vices that destroy them. Some people go for the ones that are great for them. Because work is a vice too to some people. Let's not say vice. We'll say addiction because vice means moral depravity. Like vice is a bad thing. So let's say addiction. Some people have addiction.

I'm saying work. You don't think there's been bankers that are so good at their job because they're so addicted to it and they get off on it. They have endorphins off it. It's a vice to them that leads to destruction. Vice just means morally corrupt. You being extremely good at your job and a I've seen that destroy families of people that make a bunch of money because all they do is focus on work, but it destroys everything around them.

So, yeah, I think addictions and vices just project. Some are just looked upon worse in our world. Yeah. Some people are addicted to working out, which I wish I was addicted to that. That would make my life easier. Addicted to working out? Like people would be like, I'm so upset or I just got a heartbreak. I'm about to go in the gym and just go crazy.

I'm like, man, I'm on the couch with the lights off. I'm on the couch with the lights off and two pints of Hagen-Daz. I fucking like that gym. Do you think with Elon and Jeff Bezos, like them trying to conquer space is for like some moral shit for the world? No, they're chasing their own vices. Their accomplishments are their vices. They don't have drugs to fill that void. And people would view that as a way healthier way.

But they're still chasing the same high. chasing something. Yeah, that's, vices are to fill a void. So maybe you're right, the vice shouldn't be the word, but everyone is chasing a high and some people choose better highs.

That person that goes behind the 7-Eleven with the wrong crowd, if they went the other way, maybe that energy would have brought them to another place. Like, I'm not saying every drug kingpin, like Freeway or Meach would have been

the CEO of Microsoft, but you could make a case that that type of work ethic, that brain. Yeah, it just chose another path. And they still had the exact same brain, but it went that way. I feel that way with drugs and people as well. Thank God for pretty girls growing up.

I think that's why I stayed out of trouble. Because pretty girls wasn't... That's the worst vice on earth. I'd rather be addicted to coke. Oh, hell, no. He's tripping. You tripping. Hell, no.

That would be the biggest downfall is Pretty women. That's why Meach went that way. No, pretty girls. You think he cared about the dope game? Pretty girls to save your life, man. They could ruin it too, but more times than not. being like around hanging out with girls growing up definitely saved my life for sure.

Have you ever been around the guy, the straight edge guy? Usually his addiction is sex and women. It's got to be filled somehow. Not everybody has that influence. Yeah, because it wasn't a sexual thing with me. I just enjoyed being around like pretty girls growing up. We know, you still do. Every time we get a pretty girl in here,

you just starting to batten them eyelashes. What pretty girls have been my lashes for? You get so nice. He's so, I love when girls in the office. We've only had one girl in here. Mall is so nice. He smells better without cologne. Like somehow his body just runs off a new smell.

All right. That's cool. What girl are you talking about? Whenever women have been, there's been women in the office. When women in the office, when you are around women, period, you're very charming. And you're a much nicer person than when we got just the fellas around here. No, but that's guests. Like, whenever we have guests, I'm more, like, it's a guest.

You weren't charming to Roy. Or Felipe. Now, me and Felipe, that's the homie. You guys hit it off. Me and Felipe hit it all. We got to smoke something together. So me, if that, Felipe, that's my man right there. Yeah, no, that's my guy.

That was a classic love tale. You know, that's my, that's my man right there. I got to smoke more Felipe. But yeah, no, if it's guessing it, yeah, I'm going to be a nicer, you know, more welcome and more warm person. You're just charmed. We can tell you, your eyes light up when we have women around. Not even in a creepy way or a flurry way.

You just. I love women. Yeah. And I respect. I like that. I like men who like women. And when I say that, I don't mean, like, men who are straight and are attracted to women. I mean, men who actually like women, they like what we have to say.

But it's not like a flirtatious thing. No, I know that. I know. I know. Yeah. No, you're not that guy. No, you're not saying that. That's what I'm saying. I like, I like men who like, you enjoy women as they are. You enjoy the fact that we have emotions. You enjoy the fact that we don't act like men. Like, that's what you enjoy it. I hate niggas. Because there are so many men who like sleepy. They like koochie, but they don't like women. Yeah, those are the down low guys. those are the guys that are fighting them demons what are you laughing at you both y'all that's all

it's the fact those are the down lows the guys that just like like coochie but don't like women it's like your affair what's up with you're trying to make sense of that because I agree with demeris there are plenty of men that don't like women they just like pussy yeah but how are they like men I think that's weird it's not gay they just like pussy

yeah but they don't like they need to add another letter to that alphabet of the men that don't like women but like pussy Okay, but they want their women to, they, but, hmm, they want their, that's weird. They want their women to act like men. Like all the things that make women, women, they complain about.

And it's like, when they be like, oh my God, women always want something. Women always talk in. You don't like women. If you want your woman to act like a man, what do that make you? Steve Harvey. I don't know what to tell you.

It makes you gay, man. Gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay. All I can tell you, sir. He's gay. Gay, gay, gay. And there's nothing wrong with that. You just need to embrace that and stop taking it out.

Anybody that's still in the closet in 2025, you know, come out of there, man. Nobody cares. Nobody. This is the top. Being in a closet in homosexual in 2025 has to be one of the craziest things. That's a bag, fun boy at this point. Like, what are you doing?

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and put myself in a hypothetical situation and give you guys an answer. Josh brought this one to my attention. And they're already suing a bunch of people, so everything is alleged. We're not going to use anyone's names. But apparently, at some freaky-ass high school, college,

where one of the Mannings allegedly went, dads are fucking their daughters or no what is it someone tell me dads are fucking their son's girlfriends I'll go back to that high school question if Amara could just be in a high school relationship

I don't want to give a scenario here so this came out of old Mississippi and they're saying that a guy is having an affair with his son's girlfriend an affair would be a nice way to Call it.

Ole Miss. This seems like it's on brand for that part of the... I mean, you know, they breed internally anyways. Does this sound... He's actually being progressive. Again, this is all legend. We don't know if this is true or not. Of course it's not.

This is a script to euphoria. This, to me, is their way of promoting the show. This one of those guerrilla promo tactics. We'll put it that way so we don't get sued. I just saw something, too, where a guy impregnated his girlfriend and her. mom. I've seen that too. Like the girlfriend and the girlfriend's mom is both pregnant. He got both of them pregnant.

Okay. I don't have nothing else after that, Roy. I'm just letting you know what's going on in the world. I don't know if you wanted me to like dive deeper into that. I don't have nothing else. I'm just letting, you know, what's happening in It was, um, because you guys know I like Neil Brennan's older pod, the champs.

They, uh, I forgot what male porn star, you could probably look it up. Type of type in the champs, uh, Neil Brennan. It was a male porn star that was talking about he would get booked for like bachelor parties or whatever. And he ended up fucking the bride and the mother-in-law together at the bachelor party. So this guy not only fucked your wife, he fucked your mom in a threesome the day before your wedding.

Raise out this world. Everybody is dying. Yeah, yeah. I'm with you. And if I don't go out in a blaze with the cops, I'm getting. getting on the stand and saying, yes, I murdered everybody. Yes. Did you see what happened?

If you knocked on my door, if I knock on your door at 4 in the morning, Rory. First of all, I've never knocked on your door. You can call my phone. Yeah, yeah. But no, I'm at your door. Like, no phone. I'm at your door knocking on your door. And I say, Rory, get dressed, all black.

Meet me in the car in five minutes. Don't ask me no questions. I would do it. Would you do it? Yeah. All right, cool. I just said I'd show my dick to Putin for you. That is true.

That's true. That is true. We end this together. All right, cool. An eye for an eye. Yeah, say no more. Say no more. You need friends like that.

What would it be for, though? It would be to kill this gentleman? If I had to go kill somebody. Dude, I mean, I might buckle. That might be a murder suicide at that point. You're dying to get out of here for real. No, I'm killing that strippers. Whoever the stripper is at the bastard party, he has sex with my wife and my mom.

Same time. He has to die. Yeah, he dies. If he dies. Like, I would say that as the cops come in. If he dies, he dies. And your push a t-point. Yeah, like, I don't-

No, he saved you, though. Save me. He fucked my mom. You were about to. What do you mean? He saved me. But you were about to marry the girl that would sleep with a stripper.

Oh, no. If you had sex with my fiance as a stripper at her baster at party, then obviously the wedding's off, but I wouldn't kill nobody. Yeah. You then fuck my mom. No, with my fiance. Yeah, yeah, you have to die.

But your mom's free to sleep with whoever she want to sleep with. Not with my wife. Oh. And the fucking, her stripper at my wife's bads of her party. No. But how was he supposed to know that that's your mom? Uh, and they're going to.

How would you feel if your fiance and your dad trained a stripper the night before your wedding? My male fiance. Yes. And your dad. You'd look at dad like, what are we doing here, Pop? Yeah, but I wouldn't kill the stripper. You wouldn't kill nobody? No.

I would be, I would disown myself from my own family. but I wouldn't kill the stripper she ain't doing nothing but her job and made a little money on the side No her job His job was to come in here and shake ass And get money and leave That was his job

I can just imagine like the amount of mommy issues I've told my therapist before And like coming back You know, a little vacation Because I'm about to have a wedding Does your therapist have a therapist? Yes Okay

That's just the cycle It just keeps going, never ending For French she went to like banking The French she went to psychology school imagine like, you know, week off because I have the wedding. We'll reconnect following Tuesday. I get on Zoom. How was the wedding?

How you feeling? You'll never guess what happened. My mom and my fiance fucked the stripper together. I would hope that the therapist would go, you know what? I don't think there's any cure for them. I don't want to waste your time and money here.

There's nothing here that we can think. I'm not crazy. Just tell me I'm a normal. Have you considered getting a gun? Exactly. Don't tell me I'm crazy and I, no, no, no, I'm not. My mom just slept with my supposed to be wife and the stripper. Well, was your mom and your wife or supposed to be wife entangled, like in during the threesome? Because if they weren't entangled, like.

I appreciate that you're doing this because we have a podcast to try to find some way to justify it. Was both busts just in the air or were they like involved with each other? Demaris at that point, it don't even matter. If my mom. The fact of the thing I would get that far to find. out. Like if my mom and my fiance are in the room butt naked, having sex with a man at the same time, I don't care. Telling me that they touched each other means nothing. It means nothing at that point. Y'all would both get in fuck. Yeah, it means nothing. No, because then technically, like,

your mom's sleeping your fiancee. Which means that they probably been sleeping together. I'm just saying, like, I'm looking at the deeper, darker criminal link. That is crazy to think about your mom sleeping with your fiance? That is insane. Just think about that. You find out your mom is having sex with your fiance. My mom's a dyke.

Stop. You're so Republican. That's where your brain went. She tried to ruin the nuclear family. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, no, of course, of course. In my Irish household, if that were to happen, let's say it happened, I don't know, in like October. Come November,

in the family group chat, emails, whatever. My mom would try to set up Thanksgiving. And if I didn't reply, she'd be like, he's so unreasonable. It's the holidays is exactly what my mother would say in that situation. I'd be reading those emails and my mom, yes. Yeah, he's so selfish. He's so selfish. He only thinks about it.

Rory, it's the holidays. Can you just stop it for once? Yeah, for one day. Mom. For one day. One day, can we just put this behind us? No. Fuck that.

To the Catholic. I'm such a bad mother. You had such a bad childhood. Yeah. I always thought that I always thought that was weird Stop being sarcastic about it It's not curing anything

Yo Anyways Old Miss Are you okay I think this is probably more common Than people think it is I've never Like I don't know anyone

Or experienced that Where I heard about a father fucking So it's not common I don't think in this area I don't think it's common But that was always a thing Like girls used to put in the rap songs That like they would

Sleep with your father if they... Oh, no, I know girls that have done it. Oh, I mean, back to Twitter, every Father's Day, you would post your pops or whatever, and it'd be nothing but thirsty chicks below those comments.

Oh, I'm gonna fuck your daddy. Like, damn, you didn't even think of anything witty. Didn't even say good morning? You just said, I'll fuck him. Raw, next question. That's crazy. I think women would be trying to see how far they could push men.

I think y'all get a kick out of that. Like, let me see how far I could push you. Are you new here? No, I'm just saying, y' y'all really get, women really get a kick out of that. Let me see how upset. What's the boundary?

And don't try to like heal or become a better person and like ignore that because they'll just try harder. It'll piss them off more. And then they'll- That it doesn't bother you? Yeah. Then they'll try to fuck a stripper with your mom at a, you know, Bachelor party. I believe that that guy, Gabby Petino, I think he killed her because she was communicating with her ex-boyfriend. I think he found her phone and so that they was like communicating, texting.

I think he had some controlling issues prior to that. I think that, I think that is what... Was that in the dock? Yeah. Okay. She had been reaching out to her ex-boyfriend. She had talked to him on the phone. She told him she was thinking about, like,

doing the van life thing on her own without him. Just down at third. So I think that he went through her phone and found that. And that's probably what... He actually had control issues, yes. But I think that... For sure. I think when he saw that in her phone,

I think that's what we'll push him over the edge. Um, again, I always look at docs for all the wrong reasons. Did you find it weird that she went on the friend version of Bumble to find friends? Because I laughed at that in the beginning and I was cooking while I was watching. Yeah. And then I started thinking more and more about that. And I was like, maybe I'm the weirdo. Well, I think that's, maybe there's nothing wrong with that.

And maybe that's my issue. That's weird. I don't think that that is weird. I don't care. I don't care. I progress with the world trying to be. It's weird to go on a site and look for friends on a, on a, I mean, as opposed to what, though?

That's weird. If you're in a place that you don't know anyone and you obviously have a super controlling. Where are your friends from growing up from school? Not around. Well, some people, first of all, some people's lives changed completely. And they might have had friends in high school or whatever that were into completely different things that they're into now. People move and like live in different places. A lot of people move for work and have no, no one out there.

They just moved to fucking Houston or, darn it, like cursed. Move to Houston or somewhere. or somewhere. And now they don't know anybody. Like that happens a lot. So I actually appreciated when Bumble came out with the Bumble for friends because I see a lot of people who once they get to that age around like 26, 27, 28, my little sisters, they would say I don't have any friends that are that are alike the new person that I am now, the person that I've grown into. And it's very hard to meet friends as an adult because it's like, where do I go to just and just start talking to people like, oh, I meet friends. Like, I need friends.

I don't want, you don't want to be weird. So yeah. They have an app for it. So go on the website. That's not weird. I think that it's new. And I think that I can understand what coming from older age, why it might be weird because it's new. But I don't think that it's, I don't think that that's what it. You meet a girl that got no friends.

That's a red flag. I'm sorry. If I meet a girl, she has no friends, like nobody from your childhood. Yeah, no, I think there's probably nothing. I'm not saying you got to have a bunch of friends, but it's like nobody. But yeah, you can have one or two friends. Are you a fucking agent? Maybe you want more.

Maybe they want more. They might have one. one or two friends or whatever, but again, people move to new cities. They want to do things. They want to network. Maybe they want more. Every movie I've seen where a dude is an undercover agent or something, that's the one question that nobody asks.

I mean, you know, I think everyone's a CIA. Like, where's your friends at? Where's your, you just out here in the middle of the project, I'm like, yo, I'm looking for, who are you? An undercover cop. Like, where are you from? Nah, fam. But again, when I started thinking more and more about it, if I were to just be out, like,

getting coffee or whatever and someone started talking to me like on a friend level my antennas would go up way crazier than if I was on an app searching for friends and that person was searching for friends yeah like to me that'd be more regular now than if I was just chilling and someone was like oh hey you're reading that then I'd be like who's this agent and what do they want yeah yeah I don't think that friend that shit again my initial reaction was like she was on an app looking for friends and then I thought more and more about it I think it's kind of normal and almost saved her life. Yeah, I think that's cool because especially a lot of these kids these days,

a lot of things are more in the house. They're not getting out of the house. Those are the weirdos. Sometimes, but not exactly. That's the environment you grew up. Yeah, that's just, they grew up completely different than we did. Like, now they talk to all their friends on the internet. So when you went to high school, when you go to high school now, you have your friends.

But I don't have a lot of friends from fucking high school. like you change you grow up so now i meet new friends i've met a whole bunch of new friends living no no not saying you have to have because a lot of people i went to high school with i don't speak to anymore not like it's an issue we just grow different ways and you know move across the country some people moved around the world but i'm saying if you have no friends like you have an event and you're like yeah i'm going to invite my friends and like i get there and it's just me and you I'm like, all right, man. So we do it.

It's a wild scenario. Where are you guys? No, say, like if you have something that, you know, like, I don't know, you rent a hall or something. It's like only four people. Ran a hall and you know you don't have any friends. It's crazy. But some people don't know. To the beginning of episode, remember the Twitter meet up, the first one?

Yeah. But that was a hotel. They was trying to do some freaky shit. Of course they was. You know what that was about. But I'm just saying, if you have something like that and like four people show up, that's a red flag. You know, nobody fuck with you? Well, it can be.

but some people had dark childhoods, maw. Some people weren't allowed to have friends. Some people grew up really, really poor and got made fun of, got bullied, like, not everything. You know, I know a bunch of people like that. They still have friends in their adult life. They have friends. Right now, if they throw a function at the crib, niggins is pulling up.

But if he started telling you his child's story, you can be like, damn, you went through all of that. I don't know. I've talked about my biggest fear when Kia got pregnant was having to be friends with whoever Amara chooses friends' parents. because just with a parent schedule, those are the people you're going to see the most. You talk to Benner for the last ever many years,

people that be at his crib are Grayson's friends' parents. That's his circle now because they all have the same schedules. They're forced to all hang out. That scares me. I'd rather find someone on fucking Bumble that I have interest with than do that bullshit. To me, that's creepier to pretend to be a fucking friend

to Amara's friend's dad. Because it's the same way Bumble does it is the same way they do the dating thing. Pick your be a beanie off. sir and get a fucking job. I'm sorry, I'm talking about someone specifically. I'm not about to say that felt very personal. It was.

I'm not meeting nobody on the website on my let's be friends. Not doing it. Well, I also think it. I mean, you're not. But to what DeMaris was saying, and what I'm saying, certain scenarios where your life changes,

work may put you in a different city. You may have to have kids. Like, yeah, that happens all the time. You and your situation, yes, it'd be odd. If you went on the internet and said, hello, my name is Jamal. I'm looking for friends. Then I think we should put you on a watch list.

But not in the scenarios that we're talking about. It's normal. And I think it's a little different. I hate to bring up double standards. But I think it's a little different for women because women tend to look for community. If you don't have a community around you. Community, very important. Yeah.

So I don't know. When I was on Hinge for that hot second, Hinge also connects you with, like, friends. And so I've met some women on Hinge that were like looking like, to network, that girls that were into the same type of things that they were into. So content creating media, things like that. And I've met some people and had some good connections. I've gone to events with them.

So it happens. And like, is that any worse than certain people I call uncle because my dad met them at a bar watching a Yankees game when he was 18? Yeah, but they grew up together though. No, no, that's, don't do that. They met it. They met when he met at the last fucking playoff series. He's not my uncle.

Yeah, but they didn't meet. It's weird if they met the last. Playoff series and now he's like, this is your uncle. No, it's not. No, that's your boyfriend. Dad, you're gay. You can just say it. Like, yeah, but if your dad went to the Yankee game 8 and 18 and that was 50 years ago,

yeah, that's your uncle, bro. What are you talking about? I'm just saying, but if that's the case. Actually, now he's getting close. Yeah, that's your uncle. Absolutely. 100%. You know what I'm saying?

They meet in certain scenarios. It wasn't like they grew up together. They were at a bar. Like, that's kind of gay too. the two of you guys met at a bar drunk because you like men in tight pants. And now your lifelong friends? You just made a game. What's worse?

What's worse than you just going on Bumble and being like, yo, I like Game of Thrones. Who Wants to watch? Nah. That is crazy. That's not crazy to y'all. Somebody's online saying, hey, I like Game of Thrones. You want to come over and watch and you've never met this person? Well, come over and watch.

No, I mean, no. But it's a group. It's a community. That's a date line special. It's like 12 members in this community or a lot. It's 12 members. Everybody's like, we can watch, like, in the community on Discord. No, they're like, yo, come to the crib.

No, I'm not doing that. Come to the crib. It's crazy. Person has a Game of Thrones basement. Like, the whole basement at their house is Game of Thrones. I might go. I might go. I'm going to end up in the truck.

I keep telling you out with DeMaris. Look how easy it is to get Demandis. Yo, nah, they got a Game of Thrones basement. A Harry Potter theme basement. Like, I might as well be like, you might as well be cousin it or whatever his name is, Pennywise, under the sewer grate. And you're going to be people under the stairs. You're going to be like, where's DeMaris?

you're going to be they're going to have you hostage in that basement. Yo, do you know that people have been commenting on my pictures? Yo, I got Beyonce tickets. They try to lower you in. Somebody's going to lower you. Y'all think I'm joking, man. We got to get the new air tag. But also, hold on.

I don't want to do that because a lot of our listeners, you some, oh, you like this, you like that, let's link up. A lot of our listeners like Rory and Mall and have linked up and created friendships from, there's a whole, all of people on spaces are friends. And a lot of them met through being you guys. All saying like that night, the four of us just enter this community and we like it. So let's all link.

And it's the night that the new episode comes on. So somebody in the community like, yo, got the basement. They post the videos. A whole game of thrown set up basement. And it's 10 minutes from where you live at. Baby, dude, you're pulling up. I'm pulling up for sure. You are crazy.

You don't act like a black girl. You don't act like a black woman. I'm telling you. That's not black woman shit right there. I know a black woman right now. And shout out to her. I'm not going to say her name. But she's trying to put together like a, because we all like Harry Potter.

for all to go to Universal Studios and go to like the Harry Potter thing. That's different though. Y'all have to fly somewhere and go. I'm talking about, yo, homie live 10 minutes from you. You're in a community on Bumble. Y'all all friends in the Game of Thrones community. And they like, he's like, yo, the new episode tonight come through. I got the fool catered.

He's in the video. It's wings, all kind of shit sitting inside the pan already. Pull up. We're watching Game of Thrones. We don't even watch Game of Thrones. He's going to go. for other reasons. I'm the creep.

I'm the unsafe one because I don't even watch. I don't even know what's going on. I feel you for safety reasons, but if people find their tribe online and eventually meet up,

I don't think there's anything weird about that if they put some time in with each other. I don't think that's odd. All right, baby, you can go, but we got to get you.

You fucked women off Instagram. Like, it happens. So why can't friends do that? I don't think it's odd at all. Baby, do you can go but we got to get you a gun. You can't go over there or willy-nilly-nilly.

A gun. When I went to the gun range, That was really good. That's what I'm saying. We got to get you a gun. Everyone's good on the driver range until you get out to 18 and you got a chip. It's a little different. No, but she's not trying to shoot somebody across the street.

Like, if a nigga get right up on and try to take a band. Everybody in the range is nice. I'm sure she could hit the target. That was my swag one time taking girls to the range. That was one of my moves. They're all nice at that point. But when you get them out, no, they're not shooting in the woods. Well, why would she be shooting in the woods?

He's a white man. That's why. No, Game of Thrones didn't happen in the woods. What are you talking about? I've never watched. show. Really? You never seen one episode again? They also didn't have guns. Yeah, no. They had like arrows and shit, right? Like dragon? That was the guns. The arrow was the, was the nine. Second Amendment for dragons? No, I don't think it was the right. The right to bear dragon. No.

No, it's family thing. You had to have it in you. Michelle Trattonberg, actress, was found in her apartment here in New York City a couple of days ago. Wild Transitioned. Dead. Um, rest of peace to Michelle Trattonberg. Hopefully I'm pronouncing her last name correctly. Gossip Girl, one of my favorite shows, was a big star in that. Really? I like Gossip Girl. I like it a lot.

You like the, like the Gossip Girl, Sex in the City, Emily and Paris. Yeah. I like women. You spoke about this. Hey, don't call him that. Huh? Sex in the City was written by a man. And you can tell if you watch it long enough.

He don't know. What kind of man? What kind of man? What kind of man was it? A strong one, a strong creative one. What kind of man? Yes, but rest of peace, Michelle Trattonberg, found in her home here in New York City.

A sad, tragic story. Very young to pass so unexpectedly and suddenly like that. So rest and peace and prayers to a family. Also, want to send a rest in peace to the Wallace family. Queen Miss Valletta Wallace passed away last week. So we want to send prayers and condolences to the Wallace family. family on the passing of Queen, Miss Valletta Wallace. Another condolences, prayers condolences to the family of the legendary iconic Miss Roberta Flack.

Passed away a couple days ago. So we wanted to send prayers to the family of the legendary iconic Miss Roberta Flack. And prayers to Tiger. He lost his mom. Yes, right? And rest of peace, to Gene Hackman. Rest in peace, Gene Hackman. His wife, Betsy, and their dog.

And I'm not really trying to make a joke. I hate when they do that and don't name the dog but that's just because of my animal lover in the headlines but rest in peace they still don't know when we're recording this the headline just came out they said they're not sure if it's foul play yet but all three were found dead in their home this morning

I don't know if it's carbon monoxide foul play whatever but yeah rest in peace I know Gene Hackman was in his 90s but you know legend yeah in every sense of the word absolutely So condolences to everyone, just to rest in peace week.

Jesus Christ. Yeah. What outlets y'all think, what outlets y'all think would shout y'all out if y'all died? Yeah, I think new hip-hop. Yeah, I think the source would look out. The source. If somebody was working that day. The source might give us a rest in peace.

No, I think if one outlet did it, then the rest would follow. follow. Because how they do that, they just copy and paste, whatever. Who do you think is first complex or the shade room? I would hope new Rory a mall. Yeah, I hope I'll page will post for it. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I hope they'd bring back NBA Cental just to do it. Oh, it came back officially?

Because we thought last night. Oh, wow, we were recording. You didn't stop recording to tell us that? Oh, welcome back, man. I thought it was going to be a rest in peace. One of my favorite Twitter pages, period. If you don't know, it's a parody account of NBA Central and it at the first glance every time you have to double check to see if that's NBA

Central yeah I like that page this shit is hilarious they caught me a couple times I was like what a couple times they catch me daily yeah and then even today NBA Central actually posted Paul George takes a break from his podcast to focus on the championship and I was like oh they're back and it was really NBA sent yeah how have you guys like doing the sports show it's been fun yeah the Pac-Man episode i was curious just how people were going to react to that i really enjoyed it i had all my friends from atlanta just tried to give me a history lesson of every zone and i was like guys i didn't say it yeah i had nothing to do with that nothing to do with it whatsoever um but yeah it's been good rory maud don't know ball episode

two available now um shout out to adam packman jones so we have fun talking to pack i still definitely I got to get my PXG gear, though. Yeah. I'm not forgetting about that. I got to get my golf game together. How do y'all feel potting without me? Oh, man, it's great. Are you kidding me?

Jesus Christ. You don't have nobody yelling at me, don't have nobody stepping on what I'm saying. Love it. Can you imagine? You think I step on what you say? All the time. Really?

Yeah. That's very interesting. Is it? Why is it interesting? Rory steps on what you say. I don't step on you when you're talking about. Rory steps on you. First of all, I've never interrupted anyone.

Rory's saying that is so funny. I've never, that's all you do. It was sarcasm. I've been trying. No, baby, you don't. Trying my best to stop doing it. They don't. I don't know.

I don't think baby these steps on anything. I think she'll give you some pushback. Whereas, like, when you'll go on your rants, I'll just ISO and let you cook. So I'll, she doesn't interrupt. She just replies. Yeah, I respond. But you know, when women replies, usually. Because they should be in the kitchen.

It's usually, well, yeah, that too. Yeah, baby, if you responded from down there by the fridge and the air fry and shit, I wouldn't be mad. But because you're right here and there's nothing cooking, it's like, yo, be quiet. You know what I'm saying? My bad. I'll definitely put the cabbage on. Thank you.

Yeah. Appreciate that. Like, what? But not, yeah. You know, I just give you a person. A vegan getting mad at his dinner cooking is hilarious. Right. Like, where's dinner?

Hold on. The salad's in the bag already. I'll pour it. Like, I'll sprinkle the cheese in the ranch on it. Give me one second. I'm going to take you out to a nice vegan restaurant one day. I doubt it, but I'm down. No, let's do it.

Just so y'all can see exactly how good vegan food is. Well, I know DeMaris has had vegan food. I've cooked vegan food. You don't have no fucking vogue. All you do is eat fucking box craft macaroni and cheese and chicken. Nuggets. Not even real chicken, but nuggets. Well, that's because if Omar doesn't finish her food, I don't have time for me.

So I just like going to send it over here. I'm not going to waste the food that's right here. And my fraternity brother in Philly. has the vegan from Made in America. He came up here and cooked for us in this studio. Oh, the vegan burgers, yes, yes. Hot dogs too. I thought that was great.

Yeah, the burgers. I liked the burgers a lot. Yeah, they were good. Those vegan burgers were good. The lemonade was good, too. When I was working at Sony, we were doing the 25th anniversary or 2020, whatever, of SoSo Def. We had JD with us for the whole week, and, you know, JD's vegan, obviously.

We could only eat vegan for five days straight. I had a few, like, vegan burritos that, that were really good. Jady took me to spot to my own city that were good. Yeah, you got to get some good, some good vegan food, man. It's good. I enjoy it. I enjoy it.

But when I do go on vacation, I'm eating seafood, though. On the island, go grab that motherfucker out the water and put it in the pan. Put it right in the pan. If I send you $30 for lunch, will you get some seafood? Absolutely. And on the island, for sure. Yeah. I'm not eating those seafood in America.

No, no, I'm fucking. New music. We are recording this on a Thursday. So we have not heard these projects, but shout out to huge friend of the show. Reason, I love you again. Comes out tonight. Yeah, Reese. It's out now. Congrats to Reason. Pivoting

coming off the TDE situation, which I know was tough for him to get out of. And I'm happy he can release music when he wants to. So I'm very, very proud as a friend. Any update on that weird case they got a TDE? There has, I don't, I don't think

that there's been an update. There hasn't meant too many updates. No. Okay. IDK, bravado. Don't even ask me how to pronounce it, but I fucking love it. He's been dropping music this year for the past. I like IDK a lot. He's amazing. And the shit on this project, it dropped on Tuesday, actually.

So it's out already. Highly, highly suggest that. Is Jim Jones at the church Steps comes out? I know he's been on his press shit. I've liked the two records that were out. We shall see. I don't know. You know, everything Jim Jones do is so funny.

I love all people. man. Yo. All right. So yeah, at midnight, I would definitely be listening to at the church steps. Love Jim Jones. One of my favorite beat pickers in the last 10 years. I'm sure it's going to be great. All right. Well, some good new music coming out. Good music that is already out. I'll spend a good year for music so far. Yeah, we get there. Like the projects at a job. And shout out to St. John.

Shout out to Drake and Party. Shout out to Larry June, Alchemist, Two Chains. Who else dropped so far that we've been listening to Rory? R&B. Unclip my mic, so I must not, that was a sign to not talk about music. Loe Sims announced her album and product record, can't wait. May 9th, I believe. Lotus Flower or, oh, no, Flood, I'm sorry, is the record that came out,

and Lotus is the name of the album. I cannot wait. I'll be humble. I'm still sitting here, Loz Sims. There's a DM sitting there on IG. I want to work. Somebody go at her for Rory. I've talked to.

to your management. I know you're working on the album. Now that you have like an announcement, maybe we could fit something in. I don't know. Got a drum for? I have three or four records that I sent to her and her management. They made a thing on our Twitter community where they said if Maul stands for Drake and Damaris stands for Cole, who does Roy stand for? And all the comments were child's drums. I do. That should be cracking up. That's funny. Child's drums. All right. Well, we get out of here. Have a safe weekend. Have a Blessed weekend. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigger. He's just ginger. Peace. Hey, it's Edwin Castro, also known as Castro 1021.

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