New Rory & MAL - Episode 35 | “Girl Scout Cookies”

Episode Date: January 25, 2022

The crew is back from a long weekend, ready to fill your speakers with real shit and bullshit. Absolutely nothing happened in the culture, so we start making fun of Karl for just existing, and inform the listeners of our billboard currently up in Times Square (top 3 fans with the most creative photos in front of it get a merch pack). They address the exploitation of the Girl Scouts, Mal’s sweatsuit size, the teams end of year reviews, and Mal comforting Jojo from Jodeci, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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No. God don't ever say it's time to me, ever. It's time, though. Is it not time? It is time. It's time. Y'all late. We were late?

I got here before the marriage today. That's crazy. That is true. That is kind of wild. Dee, I beat you to the, I beat you to the, I beat you to the, I beat you to the, work today, Dee? Yeah, I know. Oh, y'all can't talk to me for a month.

That is fucking ridiculous. I followed, Carl didn't even know. I still haven't told him. I followed Carl to work today. I didn't tell him. I was behind him, and I didn't tell him just because I wanted to see, like, what his swag was like by himself. Like his, before he gets a work routine?

Yeah. Where he stopped at? Listen, man, he had a shopping bag in his hand. The coat was very flowy. He had a little bop to him. What if he would have stopped at a massage parlor? I would have then I really would have followed

you had to came you got the plug you got the plug went to Times Square spa oh man Carl came in here was good hologram coat

today yeah that's a good redem 3M was going crazy in Times Square that's a good coat man I like that

Coke car I got to see that at night I know at night you'd be flapping the size of that shit like Morpheus you be hitting the size like Morpius

on the shit I've done it how you look like a trendy jogger Trendy jogger at night Yo Carl They said the verses they've been waiting for Is your knees against Rory's shoulders

Oh no The cap of the shoulders That's funny The cap of shoulders against Carl's knees That's the versus the street one What Jaheem said Yo, the fans got to put it together They got two months

They got two months Only the fans Yo and there's no disrespect Yeah yeah nah It's just you know what I'm saying Nothing personal No, never personal, never personal. Why would we let Jahim say nothing personal in that capture it?

No one thought it was personal. But where the streets are with the polder? Does it happen? Are we any closer to getting that versus? The fans got to put it together. But they got a lot on their hands now with me and Carl. The fans will put together a lot of things. Jahim versus Usher is not something to fan.

You versus the Kleenex? Yeah, like Carl was up with that. Yeah, Carl got my angle. I'm blowing my nose. Carl got me all on. You know what I mean? He zoomed in. Pan? Is it panning?

It was a fan. Zoom in, Carl? Zoom in? It might have been handheld. Yeah. He got the good red lens on me digging in my nose. Like, Carl was crazy, man. She was on a slide.

Yeah, like, Carl was wild. But what's good, though? How was your weekend? It was cool, man. Had the fam over. Yeah, it was a lot going on. You know. How was it, though?

Was you? I know how your social anxiety is. It was insane. Even with family. I was definitely walking into the rooms that I didn't just need to go. Just walking. Like, oh, I forgot something. just cleaning shit up that it isn't clean

like you know you stayed there did you get a room oh no I did not stay there for three nights I was there all three days but I did not stay there at night okay no couldn't do that

I feel you because then you end up sleeping on the floor of your own house did mom cook I cooked and we ordered yeah we was chill okay so nothing crazy

weekend with the fam I like that yeah and then you know they all went to our billboard today yes our billboard went up at in Times Square at the JW Marriott yeah

And your mom was very, very proud of her son. Screaming. If you're my close friends, you're, you're hearing. I'm just glad your mom got there before my mom. Like, because now it's like, okay. Like, your mom got there first. She screamed and she did that whole thing. Now it's okay for my mom to do it.

I kind of want to see your sister's reaction. She's been talking about this since I told her about it. And she made it a point to be up here from Virginia. So I'm pretty sure she's going to take her pictures and her videos and flood the timeline. Yeah. I mean, my mom was already in midtown. Yeah. He was already there.

Yeah. So if y'all got a chance to stop by the Marriott Marquis in Times Square in New York City, you know, look up. From 45th to 46th, then it's going to be there until Monday. A whole week. Yeah. Whole week to flex on these holes. Yeah. I think I want to give some merch to the fan that takes the most creative, coolest picture in front of it.

I like that. I like that. Yeah. Let's get Spider-Man involved or whatever creep. As long as you don't get the naked cowboy in front of the picture, please. Why not? I just don't. Can't sing us a song?

I mean, I guess so. If it was up to me, I would have been butt ass on that billboard. I just don't think they would have proved it. I'm so glad that you weren't butt ass on that billboard. We got to sell, man. No, it's a, we're all right. We're doing okay. What you selling ass?

Like, it's a podcast. Yeah. We got to sell. It's a podcast. We got to sell. Huh? Huh? What?

What did you say? I didn't say. You said it. I didn't say shit. But yeah, that's a good idea, DeMaris. So, yeah, any fans that get a picture and post a cool picture, I guess. I guess we could sing y'all some hoodies and t-shirts and stuff like that. Should I be like that corny guy over the week that may be riding with a special somebody

and be, you know, take a left, take a detour like, you know, we don't have to go through Tom Square to where we're going. Like, oh, no, I know short cut. You know, go through Times Square. Yeah, showcut through Times Square. You got to do it during rush hour, so you stuck there for a while? For sure. Absolutely. Five o'clock.

Like, fuck dates now. Y'all trying to go for a drive? Yo, you remember the episode of Entourage with, uh, with, um, um. What's the brother's name? Johnny Drama, where he had the billboard and he was standing right under it. Nobody recognized him. They recognized Vince.

Yo, we should do that. Let's just stand up. They just see who recognized you. Yo, you've seen that? It's a nice day. I see the sky. How many floors does the Marriott have? Matter of fact, I'm going to go stay at the Marriott.

No, no, no. The whole week. I can't let you do that. Like, Dan, look out the window. Like, oh, shit, I didn't even realize. Damn, it's so bright out here. Yeah, there are a hotel across the street from that? I'm sure there is.

There's a Marriott bar that's actually kind of lit. We should just throw functions all week. At the bar? Oh, I got a plug now. Oh, like after work functions. Yeah, networking. Next to the billboard. Yeah, that would be cool.

As seen on the billboard. As seen. Oh, man. What else happened this weekend, man? I didn't hear anything. There was one on the bus stop, and they was trying to rent a boat for the birthday. He asked the guy. He asked the guy.

That had the boat. Does that guy look familiar to you? He's like, I don't have my glasses on. He's like, you ever thought about getting LASIC? No. No. I don't want to see your billboard. I don't want to see your billboard that bad. I don't need LASIC. But yeah, that's a pretty cool thing, though. I guess we're going to walk over there later and check it out. Yeah. Ed and we'll capture all the BTS behind the scenes. I don't know what we'll be behind in the middle of Times Square. I'm sure Ed and we'll figure it out. Absolutely. What happened this weekend? What was going on? I was in the process I'm almost done moving my stuff in so I really, you know, was kind of like in that whole

all week and I didn't really look up and see what was going on in the culture. I didn't. I don't know what happened. Who dropped? Who, what album came out Friday? Nothing happened.

Nobody dropped at all? Neil dropped the album? Okay. I walked in and I thought Carl was going through something because I heard like some beautiful sad music. It sounded really good.

And I said, is that and he said Neo and Young Blue, which sounded weird to me, but that record is fucking incredible. What's the name of my car? Walk through the fire. Give him a little bit. Hold on. I got to check that out, man. Good to hear Neo putting out music.

Neo was definitely you know, one of the did Neo do a verse. He did a versus already, right? With Jonte. Yeah, Johntee. Damn, we might have needed that on the stage, man. Definitely. Right? But that was a writing. That was back when it was a writing versus, right? Yeah. Yeah. Right and

producing versus. I need like an R&B versus. I'm definitely getting in my bag to this one. Not too many, not too many of these dudes want to see Neo in the verses, man. I mean, he proved that. Johnson put up a fight though. Johnta got some big records. Speaking of Neo, he had put a statement out that in R&B, I Love You Now Turned Into You, My Bitch. To me it was like tomato tomato, though.

Yeah. Like, I didn't see the. the problem with it's the same thing it's um it's not the same thing rory but i love you and you my bitch come on it's kind it's kind of the same thing just said in an unhealthy way yeah i guess that's kind of like the the after the afterthought of the initial statement i love you because you're my bitch yeah because you got to put the cousin in i love you you my bitch i love you yeah she'm like because you know she'll ask why and you're my bitch because you're my bitch i didn't see the issue in it now if you were calling her a bitch that's a problem yeah it's all my bitch

much you're my bitch it's okay if i call you a bitch that's when we have a problem damaris what you did this weekend you came in with a suitcase i went upstate um this weekend oh you went home cda fam yeah so i have not been home since i left this studio i left this studio got on a plane went home and then oh you flew landed in and then came straight here yeah look at you just fighting for the culture you just make sure you get here and get your job to love DeMaris. I remember when DeMaris used to take that 18-hour bus ride. Now she's flying for, I don't even know planes went to Syracuse.

I thought it was Peter Pan and Peter Pan only. You got D-twisted. She's flying straight to the Q's now. You got the seat that goes all the way back? It's a 45-minute flight. I actually had to take the train back today, though. I missed my flight. I must have felt like the projects.

How was the train ride from Syracuse? The train is actually not bad at all. How long is it, though? Five hours. Oh, that's bad. But it's not bad. It's comfortable. It's 7 o'clock in the morning.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's comfortable, though. Yeah, the train. The train is underrated. Like, a good Amtrak, especially if you get like a good seat, you know what I mean? I'm like, I don't know what is the cabins called. Is it first cabin, first, first car? There's business.

Yeah, business class. We need a fucking segment on just mall being out of touch with normal people shit. I just don't, I don't know. I don't know. I don't know what they're called. You've only been to the Clairport. No. I just don't know with the seats.

I don't know how they categorize it with the trains. Have you ever said to someone that you were going to the Clairport? No. Like, we're on our way? No. To the Clairport. No. And I've never said PJ.

You never said PJ? I've never said I'm on the PJ. Never. No. What have you said? Ever. I'm on my uncle's plane? No.

On Big Rose plane? No. Never said that. On H.O's plane? You definitely said H. No. I've never in my life said H-O. Who are you in H-O?

Get the fuck out of here, Roy. The Puma flight. I've never said Clearport, never said PJ. I've actually only flown private maybe three times. So I don't even think that's enough time to say I'm at the Clearport. You got to do that frequently to say Clearport. You got to like, that has to be the only way you travel. I don't even know how to get to Titoboro.

I've never been on a private. I feel like Titoboro is in the middle of the hood. Why do I feel like that? I have no idea. I don't think it is. It's not. I feel like, but if you take one wrong turn going to Teterboro or you can get shot. You were thinking of JFK.

You take one wrong turn at JFK, you're going to miss your flight. 100%. Because they're going to make you circle Queens. Like, yo, listen, go back around, go back to Brooklyn. Yeah, they come back. Like, what the fuck? Like, I only missed it by one exit. Were.

But no, I've never flown private. Never? Mm-mm. And why you let Jay get that line off? Yeah, I don't call it the airport. playing you know no we looked into it once they was one some they was one summer away y'all was one summer away yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah that'd have been the nastiest no we was one summer away from doing the photo shoot at the private

plane that you don't actually take off in that's that's yeah yeah yeah oh I do wear like suits and like pretend like we're walking off it yeah it yeah it was like just another day suits oh change the change the weather change the forecast time travelers Speaking of time travelers, if Elon Musk creates this tunnel that gets from L.A. to New York in an hour, he was, I think that, I don't think people understand how crazy that would be for the world.

Like, the fact that we can get to L.A. in an hour, I'm never going to see it. That single-handedly changes, like, the world. You're going to come out with your fucking face mutilated going that fast from New York to L.A. Nah, I mean, you're coming out with a different organ.

It's, that's why they have to test it because that is to be. Who are they going to test it on? You signing up? No, no, no, I'm not. I definitely won't be signing up. It makes sense. Just think about that.

Think about right now if we were like, yo, at six, what you doing at six? You're going to go to L.A. real quick and come right back. That would be insane, yeah. Do you know how crazy that is? That's not happening any time still. And that shit will be, God knows how much money. Oh, it's definitely going to cost. Like, it ain't for everybody.

We know that. But just think about that. You can be in L.A. in an hour from New York City. It'll be for the- They're estimating at $70 billion. The first- The ticket, the ticket's $70 billion? No, the actual train.

I was going to be like, I'll just, I'll do the five hours. Yeah, yeah. I just take the five. I'm cool, yeah. Oh, put that on Elon's time. He got it. 70 billion? But you know that that transportation is only going to be reserved for politicians,

billionaires and like chicks that are really good at Instagram. Those are going to be the only people that will be able to be on that thing. And the sex traffic. Yeah. Oh, sex traffic is going to go crazy with that thing. Yeah, yeah, for sure. I think at first, like the first couple of years, it'll be very expensive. But then after a while, they were like, you know what, we can start.

start kind of making this like, you know, just an expensive first class ticket, basically. Yeah. Maybe $8,000, $10,000. But, nah, it's going to be, wait, come on. A private plane is around that at this time. You think people will start selling candy in those trains? I think people will start selling ass on those trains. Would you get light?

Absolutely. Would you get light on the bullet train? Yeah. Could you get light on the bullet train? No, I think you might have to sit down that whole hour, be. You couldn't get your back lip off? Yeah, no, I don't think you can stand up beside that shit and start dancing. What about the bands?

Do you think they'll get a band on there? I think they will get to a point where there's some live entertainment. Imagine you're on the $70 billion train and you just paid a million dollars for this ticket. And someone comes on and says, can I please have your attention? Showtime. I have a child that is homeless. I am blind. I just need a minute of your time.

On your billion dollars. We just saw them once we started moving. Bless all of you if you have any change to help me. and my child or any food. Bless me and tell me how you got on here without getting stopped by security. And Edna is right. 100% chocolate will be sold for their

basketball team on that train. What's the best chocolate in the world? I might go with Edd on that. I might say Reese's. Rees? Kit Kat. Kit Kat. Oh, you're a serial killer.

Nah, what? Snickers? Nah, the best chocolate is the chocolate we sold in school for the dollar. The world's finest. Those are great. That's the best chocolate in the world. Probably, yeah. I'm thinking more like name brand when I walk into the store.

Nah, what is it? World's finest. I think that's what it's called? Best chocolate in the world. I know we got the Boy Scouts to fuck out of here, but what's going on with the Girl Scouts? Is that still a thing? Yes. The Girl Scouts are still a thing.

How about him, Somalis every year? The Girl Scouts had, listen, I mentioned it a while ago. The Girl Scouts has made so much money over the last 30 years, and nobody is said, like, you know. Flint has no water. They made billions. Like, nobody is. Nothing.

Like, that's not crazy. Anybody that these girls are selling cookies door to door, that sounds like child labor. Like, you don't have to pay these girls. No, they get a badge. Yeah, like, they get a badge on their uniform. And they're making billions selling fucking Samoa cookies.

I love the Samoas. The Samoas are the greatest cookies. And no, that's really the craziest racket ever. Because they do try to trick you. It's not just the Girl Scouts. It's other groups that sell shit where they remember they had that, like, magazine.

Not even a magazine. It was like a little brochure. If you sell this amount, you could get like a toy car or some shit. You would sell like $10,000 worth of shit and they would send you just like, yo, here's a football. And it's like, wait, hold on, son. Wait, wait, wait. I went to 72 project doors.

I risked my life. I chased my pits in the projects, all kinds of shit selling these jelly beans. And you're telling me here's a fucking, a miniature football. Not even a football I can go outside and play. with. And fuck, look at the parents that are like, wait, hold on. I'm having my kid run around do all this. I'll just buy them football. Yeah. Oh, it teaches, it teaches the kids how to be sales reps. How to get fucked. Yeah, it's like, fam, these kids are going around door to door selling your product. Oh, yeah. No, it's literally, it's teaching you the corporate

system. This is saying, your company is making billions of dollars a year. And nobody is saying anything about this. It's the crazy shit in the world. I tell you, it's fucking, it's Spotify, Girl Scout cookies. That's one and two? Just the margins of the people doing the work not getting paid is insane. And we still don't know how much a stream is. Or how much it costs to make those cookies either. Because you know it's not expensive to make those fucking cookies.

Right. And those boxes aren't. Those cookies, because if you think about it, the Samoa cookies have tasted exactly the same for years. So which means this is a machine making this. This is not somebody in the actual bakery making these cookies. This is a machine. I don't think we give enough credit to like Minute Made and some of these lemonade companies that didn't take advantage of our youth

like they never took a split from the lemonade stand. The Girl Scout cookies there's not even a split. No, they take everything. You get a badge, they take your picture and put it up inside of the Girl Scout headquarters and call you the sales person of the year, whatever it is it. It's not like it's skill building either. Women still don't get along.

It's not like if they learn that shit in the Girl Scouts. I've never been a girl that was in the Girl Scouts, I don't think. As a grown woman. Oh, that like you, she was like, yo, I used to sell. I don't think she volunteered the information So you probably met one before. You really? You think so?

Yeah. That she wouldn't say that on the first date. Yeah. Like, yeah, she's a Girl Scout. I feel like that's something that a girl would tell a guy that she's talking to. Like, yeah, I used to be a Girl Scout as a kid. Right? Because that's kind of like honorable.

That's honorable to say I used to be a Girl Scout. It's. I don't know if that meets the Dame Dash honor code. But it is though. But you see a girl like, oh, you were using the Girl Scouts? That's kind of like, okay, that's cool. Now, if it's the other way around. What are you going to assume about it?

I mean, it's just like, okay. Like, you know, your parents cared. I don't know. No, they were trying to get rid of her. That shit is nothing but babysitting. 100%. After school, daycare, that's all that shit is. But it's not the same as the Boy Scouts.

Like, if you tell the homies, though, I used to be the Boy Scouts, you know, they go, they start doing that. Like, you was in what? Anytime someone says, you always a Boy Scout, everyone goes, eh. I'm sorry? You apologize? Sorry. Took you to the woods, didn't they?

And then the whole scandal came out And it was like, well, I mean, we kind of expected that Taking a bunch of boys in the woods Like, listen, man, I just, you know, I'm just happy to see y'all again. It was an eventful weekend for me. That's all I will say. Nobody touched me, though, Rory.

So. Why not? You got the new crib. You got to get touched the new crib. I can't wait to get touched. She touched a... I'm excited for your new spot. Yeah, man, me too, man.

Do we get invited? Absolutely. Absolutely. We've got some fun. Because I... We already know, Carl and I, a duo at the housewarming. We could do it there. Nasty-fucking duo.

We could do it. Like, let's do it. I've set it up. Don't listen, man. Listen, the cap of shoulders versus crazy knee, Carl. And I'll tap B-T-S. Eddn's definitely going to take B-T-S. Eddn's definitely going to take B-T-S.

Eddn's girl was snatch him up so quick trying to take the Carl and Roy B-T-S and Moll's housewarming. Is Edd's girlfriend a photographer? No, she's a girlfriend that doesn't want her. She's Dominican. So yeah, she's a photographer. Absolutely. She's an investigator. She's a Fed.

She's a cook. She works at Instagram. Yo, listen, why is it, why are women so good at investigative work? Like, what is it? It's something in a woman's DNA where, and I don't want to say women's intuition, we've been letting that slide. It's something else. It's not women's intuition.

Yeah, it's not. Women's intuition is not. bullshit. What is women's in? So why y'all never got intuition when he turned out to be a piece of shit? Like, why y'all, why y'all wasn't intuit to in den? Like, why y'all ain't doing? What?

I don't know. Intuition? Why y'all wasn't intuition in then? They'd be knowing that. Why didn't you have intuition that maybe he had a lot on his plate and a lot was going on in his life? And maybe you should ask him if he was okay rather than accusing him of doing things he wasn't doing. Where was your intuition then? Where was the institutions?

Roy, are you okay? Huh? Are you okay? He's great. Oh, this is all hypothetical. Are you crazy? He's great. He's great. Look at him.

After a weekend with the family, you know he's great. This is Rory. This is him after a weekend with his family. I just want you to know that. This is how he's going to be. You know, Rory called me. It was like, I hear horns in the background. I was like, one a.

I'm like, yo, where are you going? I can't, my family. I can't. I can't. I'm going out to the streets. I was like, no, I'm running away from home. I'm like, I hear honk. I'm like, where are you?

I'm in the tunnel. I had a miss call from Rory and I called him back because I was like, oh shit, he must be going through it at the crib. I called him back. He said, no, man, just pocket down you by accident. I'm like, he over there stressed. You pocket dialed me by accident.

Just just fumbling my phone, doing anything. I'm like, yo, he had the crib going crazy. Oh, because his mom is there. Listen, man. No, my mom is at my crib all the time. It's when other family comes. My mom is there every fucking day. Yeah.

That's not a big thing. It's just when multiple family members come. It becomes. And it's the family members that you kind of like haven't spoken to in a while. But your mom speaks to them all the time. He's like, I haven't seen his cousin since I was 27. I don't know him. And they start telling you updates when you haven't spoken to them.

How do you know that? Oh, your mother told me. Mom, stop telling people shit. Yeah. Yo, no, my entire family knows everything about me. And I don't speak to them like in years. I'm like, how do they know? Oh, no, me and your mom speak every day.

What? But they, what's fucked up? about that is they know everything about you through the lens of your mother. Not actually... But not what happened. Not what's really going on. Everything is through the lens of mom. So they get information drastically different

than what it really is. Listen, man, we gotta love family, man. Do we? I brought people. You have to, man. At Sunday, I was like, yo, let's all go to Dumbow house just to get to fuck out of here. I love being around family, though, man. Me too.

Because you kind of get to catch up on all the crazy shit. You get to hear some of the wild stories the dark secrets. Like you reach a certain age and your family just starts telling you all of the family secrets. You're like, oh, so I'm in. You're like, y'all let me, yeah, trust me now.

Y'all trust me with these secrets and it's information. For sure. And things that you heard from other family members that your parents didn't know you heard you can bring up 20 years later. Absolutely.

Like, no, I know about the Coke habit. Yeah. It's okay. It's fine. It's fine now. It's fine. We can talk about it. I know that's not really your mom.

Matter of fact, I want to hear some of the crazy Coke stories now. Yeah, I'm sure there was some fun times. Absolutely. Like I tell people all the time, our family, we got to remember that our parents and our aunts and uncles, they were our age at one point. They used to cop right next to where our billboarded. Absolutely.

Right on the doof. Oh, my God. You know what was. Fam, the history of Times Square? Pre-M&M store? Yeah, absolutely. It was a little different. Absolutely.

Yeah, Hell's Kitchen was legitimately that. Yeah, man. I don't know about any music that came out. So whoever there, Young Blue Neo. I mean, I'll listen to that. That's what we got. I mean, I honestly don't know any music that came out. I've still been listening to Gunner's album.

I've still been listening to the Weekends album. Did anybody get a chance to listen to Dolph's release? I didn't listen to Dolphs yet. The young kids are whooping our ass saying, you can tell they don't really know about the culture because NBA dropped. I'm like, dog. NBA dropped again?

He just put out an album. I feel like two months ago, three months ago. I mean, he's the greatest streaming artist ever. So, I get it. Flood the market. Wait, he's going to stream better than everybody. Seriously, did he put out an album this weekend? That's a demarish thing.

She's part of the younger crowd. I am not the thing. Where does that age? Listen, I'm tapped into what's going on, but sometimes I don't want to give, I think it's unfair for me to give reviews on certain artists that aren't for me. I can respect what they're doing, but if I came in here pod just to pod to give a review on an album that my ears are not made for, I'm going to get the review wrong. It's going to come across, like, you really don't know what the fuck you're talking about.

And I'm going to offend the people that love it. I don't mind offending people that love shit when I'm invested in that artist or that project. I mean, we talked about some things that we're going to do as far as reviewing projects and things like that we'll announce to our audience soon. But I really don't like talking about projects three days after they drop. I get it. That's not fair. To me, it's kind of like we forced to review sometimes and you haven't lived with the music enough to know if you really like it or not. Like I like to travel with music

I like to spend some time with it play it in different settings And then with sticks You know I find myself repeating melodies And repeating songs like okay I like that That record stuck out

But it's not fair Excuse me Some melodies that stuck out to you On the last Last project that you lived with Give us some Mel's Rory I'm not giving you no Melz today

Not today I got some Mel's We just talked to Ed and about Stack on our vocals That was fun Give us a quick seven stack A quick seven stack What is he talking about

But yeah we spoke about some things And I think You know our audience will be happy With the way we start reviewing these projects Yeah And really going through the music Speaking of the weekend And I don't particularly care about that Gunnerverse weekend

Who outsold who Bullshit I mean I think it's amazing what Gunna sold And that he outsold a fucking pop star But that weekend album is really fucking good Yeah that's a good album It's a really good album It looks like it's gonna be

me his lowest selling album, but I would put that pretty high in his desire. They were saying that he didn't release any physical. That was just, uh... He'll find any... Who went to go cop the physical? Well, that's what they... Listen, that's what the fans told us. They was like, that's why the sales were low because it was, it wasn't any physical release.

It was something they said. I was like, okay, that makes sense. That makes sense why it wasn't the sales weren't like that. You used that target looking for the weekend physical? No, no, but I mean, that does play a part. How? A drastic difference from one, 44 to 60 or whatever the fuck he did.

I'm giving inaccurate numbers, so don't kill me. Are you talking about the first week sales? Yeah. I mean, listen, it had to be something because we felt it. We felt that like it wasn't a real, you know, push to really get this album. So obviously things were done differently this time is all I'm saying. So I could see how that could be, how that could affect the sales. And I thought they were going to do the post push thing, which I think is good in this type of market.

And obviously weekend can pull that off. it still feels quiet. And I could see like if he put some trash out, like maybe we should just bite this shit and just move on to the next one and not really put money behind it. The album is fucking really, really, really good. Why is it still quiet?

It's been three, what, three weeks? More? Me personally, I attribute a lot of music and the success of music to when you drop it. And I feel like this music that the weekend put out, I feel like that's, this is, that's warm weather music. Really?

Yeah. It gives fall. Yeah, it doesn't give me warm weather. I'm definitely, yeah, fall vibes with that. Nah, this is pool party, day party music. If you play that shit at the day party. It's certain part of, it's certain day parties you can play that album. I'm packing up my red velvet.

I'm going to see, I'm trying to see the girls that stayed because those are the sickos. Yeah. I'm trying to hang with them. Yeah, but that's the vibe I get from the album. I think, you know, it dropped and it was kind of like, The top of the year, end of the year that it dropped. Yeah, into the year. Was it the end of the year?

Okay. Yeah. So it's kind of like, you know, it was just a weird, I feel like it was just a weird time to drop it. Top of the year. It was top of year. Yeah, it was definitely 2020. I mean, we'll see what happens. January 7th, yeah.

I think it's a little too electronic for the summer. I feel like they should put all the money. Electronic is, to me, summer. There's nothing warm about the album. And I don't mean that in a bad way because I really like the album. It is very chaotic and depressing and, and, electronic. Yeah.

People outside together, parties. Dead winter. Man, play that gunna album in the summertime. Right. I got one here no fucking. I'm just saying,

I really believe that. I believe there's a certain artists have a time when they drop. They make that type of music. Like, Rick Ross always makes good fall winter music. Drake, too. Drake is in that fall. I agree. Win a category as well for me.

But pop stars should be able to, any time. Oh, yeah. I mean. They should. Right. And the weekend's always felt like winter, not even fall. Like, he's winter music to me. A lot of his early stuff for sure.

Like, it's cold. It needs to be cold as fuck outside. Yeah. Like you sound like somebody's outside with just a jean jacket on. Yeah. In the cold, depressed. I can see his breath while he's screaming. Yeah, absolutely.

I agree with you on that. But this album to me was a little, obviously it was, it sounds totally different from what we expected. But I like the album a lot. I like the album a lot. And I see more people leaning towards it now, too. A lot of people killed it when they first dropped They didn't understand that sound and that vibe

But I see more and more people talking about like Yo, they like it, it sounds good And that's what I'm saying Sometimes you just got to let music just grow on you And just live with it a little bit Like hear it by accident Like walk in the store and just hear the song playing Like oh shit

I like, I like, give it a Shazam and be like, Wait, this is from the album I hate this? That's happened to me before. Absolutely. Music gets you differently When you like holding up a pair of pants Looking for your size. It's just something about it, DeMaris.

Hold up a pair of jeans and you hear the music. Like, okay. I get these? Especially with your hips. Damn, listen, I don't know why you keep talking about. But you won't stand up. First of all, I got sweats on.

First of all, I can't stand up because, you know, it just. Pause just for this question. I'm preempted pause. What is your gene size? Like, what's the weight? What's the waist to length? Like, I'm a 30-2-30 guy. Yeah, I'm a 36-31 maybe.

That's a sick ratio. Yeah. I get my jeans tailored a lot, though, because sometimes they're just too long. You got to take them to get tailored. Waste to add another maybe little inch to them. No, I'm a 36, bro. Yeah, why are you coming for you today?

I don't know. I wear size of large and sweats. I don't know what you want me to tell you, bro. Sometimes, I mean, do they hit right at the waist? Do you go above the waist or below the waist? Fam, if you... Nah, your sweats be high waist. They can't be right at the waist for you.

More, your sweats are high waist? I wear my sweats on my waist. You want me to sag my waist? my sweat pads? They hang on the hips? Well, if they fall when they... No, it's a drawstring for a reason. I'm not sagging my pants.

Like, well, give your hips a breather. I don't know for you to sag them. I said high waist. High waist is when they hit the belly butt. Mm. That gives you the figure. You think my sweats are on my belly butt. It does.

It gives you. Yeah, you get the Coke bottle. For sure. The marriage. See? And get the waist trainer under the shirt. Now we're cooking with grease. The faha.

The fact that you're thinking I have my pants on my belly button is fucking moor with a faha it's fucking hysterical you definitely mawaha see what I'm saying Dee look this is your fault

we let him go too far you started this you get a white boy a rope he want to be a cowboy oh man well I mean history history what's

history is showing we were here first black cowboys were here first god damn it I know I saw the JZ movie I went to the premiere

I know great movie it is it's actually really good all my god hit us with some some gossip topics Okay, y'all said Meatloaf died

No, we care about it. Rest the piece to the legend Meatloaf. We heard about his passion. Well, I heard about his passion this morning. So, yeah, rest of the peace to the legend Meatloaf, man. Yeah, I can't say I knew much of his catalog, but. No, but he was, Meatloaf was always just a guy that, you know, when you watch award shows, he would pop up. He was like, oh, meatloaf, and he has such a unique name.

Like, that's how I remember being young and just hearing Meatloaf. And I was like, who's Meatloaf? And then they point to the TV. I'm like, oh, meatloaf. Yeah, that's that guy. I know meatloaf with the long hair. So, yeah, man, rest and peace to the legend meatloaf. Also, prayers and condolences to our queen, Regina King,

who lost her son over the weekend. Wow, I didn't see that. Yeah, I want to send prayers and condolences to Regina King and her family. Wow. You know, that was always tough to hear news like that. The mothers losing their kids. And, you know, him passing tragically the way he did. So, yeah, we want to send prayers, love.

and condolences to our queen, Regina King and her family. Absolutely. Rest and peace and condolences. Jeez. Yeah. That's heavy. Well, switching gears. I feel like there's a lot of pressure on me now.

Why? I feel like the ginger stock is going up kind of crazy. And I feel like I need... Maybe the billboard is probably my start. Like the way Feds been going crazy... Fess been going up. Chicks are starting to really... like him.

I didn't see the new episode. And then Travis Kelsey bawled out yesterday. What did he do? Oh, he went crazy. So now I feel like everyone's pulling their weight as a ginger for our community. And I feel like I'm not doing enough. Like I need to help us out. Yeah, you got to pull your own weight.

So what's the plan? I mean, the billboard kind of helps. That was good timing. Like, once Travis Kelsey caught that TD, I was like, all right, thank God. This billboard is going up in the morning. Because I don't know. I wouldn't have anything to bring to the meetings. The meeting.

It's a nasty assy. Because we got a ginger in Times Square now. That's some points on the board. I'm really trying to figure this out. Like carrot top carried us through the 90s. Now it's on us. We got to do something. Now you definitely put some points up on the board.

Why y'all all got the same hair and beard cut is what I'm wondering? Because we don't have very many options. Yeah. That's really what it is. On the barber chart, they only get like one. Oh yeah. Same square. Yeah.

Every time. Yeah, they only get one square. Yeah, it's good. Yeah. That's it. Because I feel like it's too much red. So you either have to go with the hair or you have to go with the beard. When you go with the hair beard combo, it's overwhelming.

It's like you should go back inside. You're scaring me. Yeah. So like who's the comedian I love who's on Dave? Andrew Santini. I forgot his full ass name. He's fucking hysterical. He does the hair beard combo.

And I feel like it's a lot. feel like it needs to trim down on one side. Just coming from my experience, because I've tried to do the long hair beard thing, and women were like, can you turn your face down? It's really brightening. You had like long hair,

like you can put your hand up in the bun. Yeah, I did during quarantine. I only wore, I wore hats when we were potting. But my hair got to a small man bun. Yeah, no, you definitely had a, I don't know if it was a bun. I never want to see where it would a man bun.

But it was definitely more hair than usual. You don't think I could pull off the man bun? No. Bun, no, but you can definitely grow your hair more. because you actually have a hair line. I know, I have hair. Yeah, like, so I don't know why you don't let your hair go from. Because it's too much, I'm telling you, it's just way too much red.

Like, if I were to try to pull off what Russ pulls off, I would literally terrify. You know, not that. No, that's a bit much. But I'm just talking about like a little, you know, more than what you have. And this is a lot of hair for you. Yeah. I've thought about maybe doing the hipster, uh, shave the sides, man bun thing. But I just, I don't know.

I feel like my grandfather would just like, literally rowing his grave. Then you would. I'm with him on that. Like, can you imagine me getting in bed, me and Shorty both going like this? Like, I just, I can't, I don't think. The marriage, if a dude pull his hip in the ponytail

before you eat you out, you're going to let me eat you out? Yeah, Carl, why just want to let that with Meredith? That's why you probably let that with Marryne in for a second. Give her some time. Give her some time to answer. She looked up like, man,

hell no. Like, get this, nigga. No, don't do that. Don't do that. do that. I actually like men with hair. Well, my boyfriend cut his hair off. I didn't like it. Damaris, I'm asking you with the direct question. If a nigger starts

pulling his hair back. That mean he bought just the same as if a girl pulled her hair up. Get the fuck out of here, bed. Hell no. Just because your shit won't grow. If a nigga do shit like this before he eat you out. Yeah. It's good hygiene. See, nah, Damar. I see, Damaris don't be keeping it real. You know

dead well, you're going to be like, yo, I'm being dead ass. I'm being dead ass. I like, I like, I. like men with hair. I do. You said my hair won't grow. Oh, now you want it. You said what? I just had braids. I cut my hair. When you have fucking braids, Ma, Maugh? When if I'm... I had braids. Yeah, Maugh had braids. I had long braids.

I just cut my hair in March. You had neck braids? Yeah, I had, I just cut my hair in March. Mall had breaks for a minute. This is why I don't like about Mall. Because quarantine happened and... Before quarantine, my hair was, I had like a blowout. Not a blowout, but like I had a lot. of hair. And then during quarantine, it was like, nah, I can't. So one day I was like, my home girl's

like, you know, I could, I could braid that. I was like, no, you can't. And she actually sat there and braided him. I was like, oh, shit. I never have. Why are you not, I'm not, I can't, I can't, I can't. I'm not, I can't, I can't. I can't, I'm not. I can't. I can't. I was, he was white with blue eyes. But it was like, I couldn't wait to cut that shit off. And you can't no he was what he was white with blue eyes how could he have locked yeah that's true um what um what if you were dealing with a man and you know have those conversations about what each other likes sexually and he had long hair and said he likes his hair pulled she demaris ain't doing that demaris is a whole game i have to be i have to be careful how i'm answering these questions because i'm in a relationship with someone who has hair so i don't

want people to. Oh, so tell us about it. You pull his hair? Yes, I do. Yo, Carl! That wasn't aggressive, in America's defense. That was, you threw some base on that. I heard that from here. Yeah, and in an engineer room. What the fuck is

going on? Oh, my God. But yeah. Plenty of men like, yo, y'all. What type of hair does he have? He has, um, he's Dominican and Puerto Rican, so he has like pullable yeah it's it's so it's really soft curls he has that elasticity in his hair if you pull it it's like it won't hurt i don't know like it'll probably hurt him more than it would hurt me are y'all only obviously pull your hair yeah ma'all can i can people pull your little

my hair my hair's too short to get pulled right now well when you had braids no please you had the blow out please don't pull my hair word to me you if you was giving a girl head and she she she had hair she she was pulling a hair oh yeah no she definitely they she she definitely like put her I like the nails I like the nails in the top of the head when giving head You like that? Yeah

I like when she palms my head Like a basketball Yeah I guess that's I guess that's an indication Who my big ass hands To be palming your head Like a basketball I told you I'm trying to

Be a WMBA husband Right I'm sorry You're talking to be a house husband Yeah Trying to put my My feet on the wood at those games Yo mom

When home are I'm trying to get to know the rest of the boyfriends Hove ain't record no music, man I don't think Hove was putting out another album for at least another year or two I think he was flirting with the idea of being in the studio I think for a minute

I think my brother told me he was kind of flirting with it but no I mean according to what Guru and Justin and would say publicly in interviews like he's always working it's just if something starts to go with him yeah if something starts to stick and he gets catches a rhythm but I don't think that's

happening man Jay is too easy isn't a whole other music is second at this, not even secondary. Music might be fifth in his life. Did you feel any type of way? Because I felt a way when they announced the new C-O-O of rock. And I was just expecting to see Jamil Clay when I clicked the headline.

And I was like, wow. No, I mean, you know, listen, man, one day, hopefully, you know, I'll get a corner of us up there. I don't understand how we're managed by Biggs and we're not managed by Rock Nation. What you mean? Biggs doesn't work for Rock Nation. I know, but why can't he bring us over there? You want to be with Rock Nation? No.

It's all about to say, we could have took a meeting. No, I love Rock. I didn't know that's what you wanted to do. No, we already give enough percentage away. I don't need another percentage. I said no, not because I don't love Rock and wouldn't want to be managed by Rock. I said no, because we can't afford another percentage. No, no, no.

Like, we need to keep some of this money here. Yeah, absolutely. When Loyon calls me, he's like, all right, so you want everyone down the list to get paid on this. deal too, right? I was like, oh, yeah. That call was weird. We was like, whoa, wait. I don't know about that one. We can keep that. Like, we don't need to put that over there in that percentage. Let's, let me and Rory make some money here. But that's part of the, you know, having a company that people

don't really understand when you have a staff and you have people that work for you and work with you. You got to pay people, man. Yes, which I think we don't great. But, yeah, people don't, they don't, they don't factor that in. Yeah. Like, they look at these deals like, oh, I'm like, enough fan. We got 20% of that whole deal. Thank you. You're welcome. You're welcome. Thank you, Edin.

But that's what people don't understand with that. A lot of people that preach that, like, moral, pay your people, all that have never been in a position where they've had to pay people. Hell no. And here's the thing. It sucks to be morally sound. It really does. Because we pay everyone here. Everyone gets their just due.

Yeah. Everyone is full transparency on everything, which I love and fight for. and always want to do. Does not also mean I don't pace around my living room going, wow, I only got that much money out of that deal? Oh, yeah. That's why I do. Wait, how much is our monthly overhead?

That's what I'm called on is like, yeah, man, I guess. We're just happy that our people are happy. Yes, and proving you can do good business and everyone be happy. Y'all are happy, right? No one bezzled boys. Damaris, are you happy? Look, I don't know if Demaris is happy. Are you reading it, Rory?

Is she happy? I think she's happy financially. I don't think she likes this as people. You did. When you asked Carl to come out to editing bay and say speaking to the mic, it was you. It was you, DeMarry. Carl used to be sitting in the cut chilling and you invited him out like Carl talking to the mic. Then you had to dance.

Then you had to dance do a little one, two step. He's part of the bottom. Yeah, now you're mad that Carl is coming in here with hologram jackets now? Like, now you're mad? I told Carl. What you thought was going to happen I told Carl I said Carl you know the clip we're going to go with

is going to be the clip of you dancing I know that's the clip everybody's going to want to see you know what I'm saying Welcome to Prime Time Yeah Carl inserted his whole fucking portfolio

Into that clip I said watching I said Carl Of course One little clip Nah Y'all have known You know

That was gonna happen And I thought that was great I saw Carl dancing by Ajax in the supermarket I was like oh I didn't even know You can Millie Rocking The Ajax out

They took it from Brooklyn to Tullo one clip. I was like, what the fuck? With a shirt open. What context you was given? That you could do it all? I may a call, we dancing all over the world.

Man, you got called fucked up. I cannot. But yes, I think our whole entire staff is extremely happy. I would hope so, man. I can't wait for my year of end of year review. But yes, the rest of it, we're happy. Oh, my God, I'm scared. I'm scared of a year-end review.

Well, like at real corporate companies, because we're not that. Yeah, no, not even close. What could actually be fucking hysterical. And maybe we do it on video instead of doing it in writing. Like corporations end of year reviews, you write your own review, then you pick like three people you work with to write a review for you. And then your superior writes a review for you. And then you all get together and go through each one of those. Oh, it's like change of heart.

Remember that show? With game. Yeah. What? Shout out to Game. Yeah, it's the same thing. I thought game was great on that show. Yeah, I don't know why he got killed for that.

I don't know why he was embarrassed about it. Yeah. That's just rappers, man. How you got the new girl and got rid of your old chick, that easy. Game was ill. He flipped that. No one gives credit. Game got rid of his chick easy.

Real talk. They got to give game more credit, for real. But yeah, we should do our year-end review. Let's do summer reviews. Let's keep it even earlier where everyone picks three people and we all do reviews. Okay. For each other. I'm picking the dude in the front that always makes me fill out the COVID shit every day.

You want to give him a review? Yes. Oh, nice. I've had enough. I'm going to fail his review. He hates me. He fucking hates me. And I'm the coolest dude.

I say, what's up? Like, you know what I mean? Like, why do you hate me? Like, he fucking hates me. Ma'all never has his badge. My badge don't even work. What you want me to have it for? It don't even fucking work.

I still got to knock on the door. Like, my shit don't work. And then I leave, because my shit works when it wants to. I'll leave the door open when I use the bathroom. And then he'll get mad that. And I'm like, now I got to knock. And now you got to run down the hall again. Trying to save you.

I'm trying to save you to save you. time so I can just walk back in after I pissed. That's funny though. I want him to give me a review. Just so I can read it. I just want to see what he got to say about me. I just want to read it. I'm anxious to see Eddn's review,

Homer's review, and DeMaris's review. Of you? Yeah. Of me. I'm definitely giving Benner's review. Benner? I'm going crazy on Benner. That's my God, man.

Love it down. Shout out to Benner. Take it easy on Benner, man. I love Benner. I'm so happy. that unlimited minutes is just standard for phones now. Is it? Can you imagine?

Oh, yeah, you put aside time for dinner. Better be like, you have time for a call to them? I'm like, I got a free two hours, sure. Yeah. My whole week is open. Demaris, for sure. For sure, Demaris is giving Loyana a review. But the reviews will be them hitting streets together.

Nothing work related. By yo, this my guy. He pays for everything. Better is my guy. I mean, Loyan is my guy, too. But Loyan is my guy. What card do he be paying for shit when y'all be out with? Can you tell me the last four?

I'm not going to hold you. I'll be telling him to use y'all shit. And he said, nah. He said, no, I got money. I said, I don't hear that shit. I got money too, but I'm still going to use the company. Demarice is crazy. We're a lawyer's passion project.

We like his side gig. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He just like talks us when he wants to. We ain't that important. Yeah. He's got way more money. Who else on our staff? Biggs.

I mean, I could give a review of just like I mean, take us to St. Thomas. Why ain't you taking the same time and shit? I'm going to give Molly a review. If we give me Biggs a review, we got to give Molly to review. Molly is great. Molly is amazing. Shout out to Molly.

Biggs is, I'm going to give Biggs a review. If he FaceTime me from Puerto Rico one more time and I'm in the freezing cold and man. I'm like, listen, something ain't right with this shit. And he ain't been FaceTime me. He used to call you regular. Now you want FaceTime. Yeah. Fucking nice sunset pools.

Pinacoladas every hour. Yeah, we should go visit Biggs. No, for sure. That's happening. I told him. I'm terrible. to see Biggs again in a tropical setting. Just didn't go well the last time.

So I'm still PTSD. But now you know, though. That's just his face. Of course. If he don't know that. I don't know you like, who are you talking to? That was scary. Coolest guy in the world.

Shout out the Biggs, man. And then, and then you know when you have like a really awkward moment and all you want to do is like get out of it? After, and I've told the story. I'm repeating myself. I know I've told you all. Did I tell the podcast? Super quick.

I don't think so. In St. Thomas for Paloza. I see Biggs in the airport and at that point Mall I probably just got on the show for maybe a few months and I was like oh it's Biggs let me just go say hello also been a fan since I was a kid

he's Biggs now I have what I think is a viable reason to say hello to someone without being a fucking weirdo and I go by hey I do a podcast with your brother I didn't know my brother had a podcast yeah at that time he really didn't

because you had just gotten on the show and wasn't he like fresh he was looking at me like, yo, why are you speaking to me? And then I immediately be like, I'm like, all right, all right, cool. Safe light. So then, then immediately our plane

boards, I'm in line next to him after this awkward moment. Then we get on the plane and I'm sitting in the same fucking row as him. Are you serious? Yes. That's how what happened. Just give a stalker. No, it was. No, that's what I felt like. I was like, all right, I already

made this uncomfortable. Now I'm in line with you by accident. Now I'm sitting All right. No, he definitely, he definitely brought that up when I wrote it. He was like, oh, yeah, he was like, I really had no idea what he was talking about. I said, listen, man, and he told me he was like, you know, you just looked like you was ready to just punch him in his face. I said, but I just told him that shit face, man.

But now he's family. Y'all know he's. Yeah, of course. He loves y'all, man. Biggs, do you know he has a podcast now? Oh, yeah, no, he knows. Period. He's very clear.

He's very clear now. Joke. Yeah, he's birthday to Biggs. Yeah, his birthday was last week Yeah, man, happy birthday Big bro. Love you. Thank you.

Oh. And shout out to hop. That's your favorite brother? My favorite brother? Oh, this is a different conversation. Yeah, man. I like this. I like this talk.

I don't do that favorite brother. Y'all got siblings. Pick your favorite. Look at you about to lie. Yeah, Biggs might be my favorite brother. Why, though? I think me and Biggs, our, the shit that we, that we find funny is like very similar.

Like we laugh historically at the same shit. Hop too though. Like hop, but hop is like in his own world a lot and he'll see it like after we see it and he'll laugh. But like me and Big see it like at the same time we know this shit and just start dying laughing. So yeah, little things like that is like

when you want to say McCorm of somebody you can just look at somebody across the room and y'all know it already. It's like, yeah, let's get out of here, fam, because this is crazy. Yeah, y'all are all very different but very much the exact fucking same. For sure.

For sure. That's one thing I noticed about us. We definitely are very different, but a lot of things are very similar. But me and Biggs are always like on the same shit. We find the same shit funny. We think the same about a lot of different things. I called DeMaris last night and asked her for the schedule for the week. I know she was ready to curse me out.

Well, mind you, we're on a fucking calendar together. I don't care. I don't call you. I'm still going to call you. I want to hear your voice and just know that you are on a Sunday. Yeah. You all right? Now what we got to do this week?

What the fuck? How you doing? Yeah, yeah. How's your mental? Anyways, what we got to do, though? Y'all both called me over the weekend. I egg, Rory, Rory hit me like, yeah, you got five minutes. No.

Yeah. I had a great idea. Yeah. He did have a great idea. Sometimes, DeMaris, we just want to hear your voice and know you good. Like, you're good, because I know you went home. I just want to make sure you're good. But also, what the fuck you got on the schedule this week?

Just tell me what we got to do. Give me to play and let's run it. And don't do that because when I called you about some work shit, that was a great idea. You then went, yo, you go out on the streets right now? Sounds like there's some noise. Because I heard honking. Yeah, because you're interested in the streets on Sunday. I was interested in the work.

It was not Sunday. It was a sad. He's not interested in the work at all. I love the streets. I love the streets. I love the streets. I'm trying to get to the work. Nothing better than streets, man.

The streets, I love the streets too, man. The streets is just different now, bro. It's like, people ask me what to do in New York. I have no response to them. I'm like, yo, bro, I can try to figure it out. Somebody put us in a group chat over the weekend. Yeah. And I said last lap.

You fucking lying. I said, I don't know anything but last night. I didn't even respond because I just was laughing. I'm like, yo, why would you say last laugh? But it's... What am I? They want to go out and turn up. I don't know where people turn up.

I don't know where it's at pneumonia. I have no idea what you go. Harbor is the only shit I know people go to now that's like a club, club type of shit. And I'm not telling anyone to go to Harbor, especially in an adult that's a mom. Yeah. The dough? Down town. Nah, that shit.

I don't like that spot. Yeah, I'm off that shit. Yeah, I don't like that spot. I would never tell. right across from Taj. Yeah, no, I don't like that spot like that. I haven't been to a club in New York since the Anthony was open. The Anthony.

The Anthony. The Anthony was a time. It was a time in history. Yeah, that was, you know, the Anthony was crazy. I was there every, every weekend. I know. I was that every, I was such a hoe. I know.

I know where you was at. I was such a fucking thirst bucket. Why was I at the Anthony every fucking weekend? Because that's where everybody was at. That's just when it was at. That was that time where every week you knew everybody. But my actual friends were there. So it wasn't like I wouldn't have went there

to go to a club that would No, go to a promoter. Like old and past and history? I don't know. That's an only, only mall can answer that. Griffin? Oh no, that's, I thought you were talking about like 2000s. Griffin was 2012.

That's the 2000s. Oh, I'm sorry, let's say the 2010s. Let's say the 2010. Oh, okay. Greenhouse, Whip. Yeah, Griffin. Canal Room had a time. Pink elephant.

Pink elephant, it was cool. I loved to pink elephant. Yeah. That was my spot. Up and down. Up and down. Up and down. Still.

Still. All right. What was the joint that was on, was it 23rd? No, it was up and down. Yeah. What's the one under towel? That's not towel.

That you like walk down into the shit. Yeah, but it's, I think it might be, it's not. Oh, Mama Was it? I don't even know. Yeah, I forgot the name of that shit. But it's right next door, like around the corner.

I forgot the name of that shit. Noble was the time. Yeah. New York had a run, man. I just know, it's just now I don't know if it's because I don't go out as much. But the only thing I know to do now is just like good restaurants. I kind of, I think I want to take full credit for popping Noble off and popping last lap off. Full credit.

I don't deserve any credit. I'm just saying I'm taking full credit. No, take that shit. Because my birthday party started Noble, which was my 25th birthday, which was the craziest thing on earth. And then I think the last birthday party I did was when Last Lap wasn't even open. I think the grand opening was like two weeks later. They just let us do it in Last Lab. Yeah.

So like I honestly think like I might just be a club icon in New York City. No, I'll see that for you. Yeah. That's me though. But everyone knows me to be the club. I see that for you. I'm like, yeah, I'm Sean Dickinson in New York. Yeah, take that credit, man.

I like to get any credit. Yeah, man, I don't know. I hate clubs so much. The New York scene is just different now. I don't know what goes on, so please don't ask me. I can tell you where to get a good. Pergola we out. A good Bronzino at.

I could tell you where to get some hummus and some blue mist. Yeah, I could tell you where to get some good vegan at and that's, and go home after that. Eat and go home. Listen, man. And I don't even know, like, I don't even know, like, the groups of, chicks you would hit that's the other thing a rapper that won't be named that we're close with came into town and was like oh you got anyone like do some little kickback shit at the crib or something i didn't even know like i used to always know the one girl to hit that would bring the crew or which

crew to call for certain situations i was looking at my phone like i don't even know the fuck to call they move hey damaris you ain't called me tamaris used to have those yo don't fucking start with me demaris used to have those don't start with me don't start with me i don't even know if used to Don't start with me. I do not. I don't go anywhere. Where I go? Damaris was a madam.

Now she's our madam. Yeah, definitely pimping y'all out. And the cuts been looking short. You girls'clock cooking in us every week. We keep coming up short. Where's my money? Period. But all of them girls moved out of New York.

Everybody live in Miami and Houston. Do you have that crew that you could call? I don't have nobody. I can call. I got one. I have one call, which for show. The chicks from New Year's Eve. I have one crew I can call.

But here's the thing. That crew is booked and busy. I have to schedule something in advance. I don't like, and how they move. I'm not ill enough for them to drop everything for their plans that night to be like, oh, Rory said come kick it. Like I'm kind of high on their list, but I'm not at the top. And they don't take a night off. Yeah.

The matter of fact, when they came on New Year's Eve, I was sure. shocked. I hit them earlier in the day just to see what they was on and they gave me a full itinerary and they were like

oh meet us somewhere I was like I'll be at the crib if y'all want to come through after you're done or whatever their itinerary went from 10 p.m.

to 6 a.m. 7 a.m. Then they hit me at I was looking at the phone like this camp this must be a butt dial yeah it was peak

1 a.m. New Year's Eve shit they're like we need to kill time before the afties can we come to your spot? I was like, of course. You penciled me in on New Year's Eve.

I feel honored for this crew. I'm flattered. I'm flattered. No, that's the only crew. And then Carl had to entertain him because you're boring. Now, Rory is just, you know, he... I didn't mean it in a bad way. I'm not boring, though.

You're older now. And that's fine. That's what I'm saying. Like, it's not a bad boring. It's just like for a lit crew. I don't even take offense to somebody saying I'm boring anymore. Yes. I'm boring.

I want to go to a restaurant and then I want to go home. Yeah, but that was also I could only entertain to a certain degree because there was some skeletons in my closet. Probably literally.

Both. Literally at the party and in my closet. So it was like I had to dabble in my entertainment. Yeah. I was like everybody has a different level of entertainment.

Royal entertainment is like personal movies. Yeah. Ask about depression and like, you know, what's their relationship with your father? Who fuck wants to hear? about that on New Year's Eve. That's why... Mad. Magic. Crazy? He gets...

He gets the Savian in him? I'm like, so are you going to cry? You want to cry right now? You can. He looked, you right at your eyes. You can if you want to. You cry. I'll cry with you. I'll cry with you. Put on Jodice. I can cry together. Jodice really was going to cry for that pussy. I don't know if I could take myself to cry for a pussy. I have a funny story about... about Jojo from Jodice, man. I don't know if I

should tell it, but it's so... Well, now you have to tell it. No, you definitely. Now you have to tell it. All right. And having a story. Look who you got stories with. No, so in LA a few years ago, we had a, I was at a house party. And Jojo was dating.

The, the, Jojo is or, well, let's say he was. I don't know if he still is, but he was dating a someone's mom that was at the party. Right. So that was his, his girlfriend's wife. And so he came through and was kicking it with us. I'm like, oh shit, Jojo from Jodacy. So we was, it was like a movie room downstairs.

So, you know, we downstairs on YouTube watching videos and stuff like that. So Jojo goes, yo man, pull up some of that, you know, pull up some more old stuff. Put up some Jodicy. So we're like, oh, shit, y'all got clapping. Cool. That's still, I don't care if you got jodicy.

That's corny. Yeah, but that's Jojo, fan. It's like, all right, fan, we can pull up some Jodicy. Like, y'all got hits. I would pull up some Casey and Jojo. Me too. Why not? So we pull up some Jodacy

So the homie started Pulling up Joy so we're like okay This was that shit right here Was he gonna perform it though No no no no no he was just literally chilling Just kicking it with us on some chill shit Having a good time talking shit That's weird bad

No listen I don't want to look at Jojo while I'm But listen so we sitting there watching it And um We like damn this was that shit You know we smoking drink and whatever So I see my home way that was standing on the side

Like he's kind of looking In Jojo's direction So I look at at him and I turn it look and Jojo was like emotional. Like it's going down memory later. But like now I'm like Oh he saw the pussy he wanted to cry for.

So now I'm like wait Do I like put my arm around? I'm like yo man you know like Yo consoling a niggins of his own music. Like yo you're Jojo at that. Yeah like singing ass Jojo. I'm like yo this is the OG this Jojo right here. But it was kind of like what do we do?

Do we turn it off? Like I didn't know what to do at that point. Do we turn it off? Yeah because it's kind of like I don't want him to get like too emotional in here, but you can tell like he was he was reliving those, you know, those moments like, damn, like, you know, I really did a lot of shit. But it was just like awkward. Like, damn, like, why are you so emotional, man?

Like, then you start thinking about like, am I going to look at shit that I've done on YouTube yes from now? Be in the basement, like, get emotional about it. Y'all sit up there like, yeah, pull up that episode 31. Our pod does not equate to Jonasi's cattle. You might get a little emotional. I might get emotional to Jodicy. I'm not not to

your voice and mind you wouldn't get emotional looking at your yourself oh yeah for sure yeah it's not I'm actually kind of terrified about that though

being older and looking at your younger self why well no just there's so much documented we've been potting forever that's what I'm trying to say

you might get emotional things you say your point of view things you believed in things you felt your opinion parenting is going to be the hardest thing

on earth wait some my kid just does a deep dive into my pod career and just starts asking questions of something that I didn't even mean or said on a random day that I don't remember. Do you think they'll dig it up? What if somebody just hits a delete button on everything on YouTube and you can't get it back? That might be better for the world. Yeah, I think so. I think somebody should just hit a delete button and delete all that shit. And I feel like the world's rightfully so shit is going to get even more and more progressive. And even though I don't think I make crazy jokes like that, I like what if my kids start

resenting me because they're super fucking vegan and liberal. And they think their dad's a monster. I'm like, no, I voted for Biden. Relax. Yeah, but then you can just cover it up with like, I was so young and dumb. You know what you say you were young and dumb? Everything is forgiven after that. No, it ain't.

Or if you're a Democrat. You could just say, I was just young and dumb, man. What was I thinking? You always got to ask what were you thinking? If my father ever said to me, that would not have been a viable excuse to his behavior. Yeah, Roy, you can't have all white kids. Because your kids going to go back. Like, if you have a daughter and she's like completely white,

She'll go back and see, oh, my dad only dated black girls since the whole 20s and 10. And she's going to feel bad about her. She's going to have self-hate and that I don't find, I don't find my daughter beautiful. Yeah. So now you literally can't, because it's all documented. So you literally can't.

But I'm not, I wouldn't anyways. That's not sticking my dick in a white girl. You're fucking crazy. Why not? Yo, when the girl, you know, we're shirty. It's pretty good. See, I remember Shurdy at a live show that was like, she was like, remember she was in the audience.

I cannot remember her name. She followed. When it ended up at the hotel? No. No, not. No, not. I don't say, how can we forget? Not her.

I don't, I want to forget she. Not her. The girl was a white girl in the audience. She was like, yeah, Rory, I just want to let you know that like, I'm in love with you, even though I know you'll never date me because I'm white. Y'all don't remember her. I do remember, yeah. I don't remember how she looked.

Shout out to her. I remember her, though. I don't remember how she looks, but I remember that. I don't care how she looks. Oh, my God. I'm joking. By the way, this is where I can't really fuck a mole, though. Why?

To change the subject. I'm always judging me that my game at the kickback is if I have definitely judged that man. You've judged me. We all have had. We have all judged him. If you guys haven't judged me, I'm judging you. What did I judge you on? At the kickback?

Everything. You've judged. I need to be judged. But at the kickback, what did you do? You were saying that my game of the talking to the girl about being depressed and I want to cry with you and all that type of shit. We was making all these jokes, right? That's an issue when I'm talking to a female trying to get to know her and her. real inner being in her life.

Yeah. That's a problem. But when Maul wants to console and hug Jojo while he cries at the kickback, that's totally fine. He was just a little emotional, man. That's fine, right? I just wanted the legendary Jojo to know that, yo, we love and respect what you did for our culture, man.

So you wanted to hug him and be like, yes. Yeah, man, put them all right. Yo, man, we love you, OG. Yeah. Don't listen to Casey. Yeah. What? His brother.

You don't listen to your brother. I don't do that. I thought Jojo and Casey sounded better. Oh, my God, man. Why do you play so much? I saw Pushy T posted a video with, I guess, you can call it a snippet of his new record. Pushed it? Yeah.

It sounded good. I guess I don't know where they were at. Looks like a restaurant or a house party, maybe. He was playing some new pusher. It sounds really good, though. Do we think, what do we think Father Push is going to give us? We haven't got music since the new baby. It was adorable.

Push us one of the cutest kids ever. It's from the snippet. It sounds like St. Pusher. Like he hasn't. I'm just thinking about the amount of Coke entendres that he came up with while making baby formula. Like everything he was doing with his kid, you know he was going crazy in his head with the bars.

It'll just be an entire album of metaphorical baby Coke references. Oh, absolutely. Pushing infamil for half a mill. Yeah, you know. Get your shit off. You heard the snippet? Fuck you mean. Get your shit off this.

You heard the snippet? Yeah. You know what I'm saying? Get your shit off. And she had to wrap a hand. Oh, for sure. Infamil, half a mill. Well, she goes right for Stove God.

We know that. Stovito. I'm looking forward to a new Stov God project, man, because that reasonable drought album is still one of my favorite projects. I don't know how many times I said it, but I'll continue to say it. Every episode.

Which is fine. Every episode. It's fine. Every time I listen to it. Bingo card. I want to do Stovgad. I just love the fact. that it's still dudes that can rap like that.

Like to me, I just love that, especially young cats. Like, I just love hearing young dudes that still rap like that. That's still, uh, rap about flooding their neighborhoods with narcotics? Absolutely. Okay. I love, I love, I love drug rap. I love it. Yeah, especially when you do it like in a good, witty, charismatic way.

Yeah. I love that shit. That's, to me, that's classic shit. Yeah. Push is definitely my favorite drug rapper. So I'm very excited. Yeah. And he had a picture of, uh, it pushes pride up there with my favorite specific

Coke rapper. Oh, he would have to be. Absolutely. All right. Rapping, yes. As far as making songs, though, I think GZ might be higher for me with Coke rap. Song-wise.

Song-wise. I'm with you. Yeah, I'm with you. Like, Pusher obviously raps better than G-B. I'll put on a Pusha album before I put a G-Z album on at this point in my life. But he made hit records off the blow. Listen, you can't, nobody, I don't think anybody would argue that. Yeah, G-Z is different.

Pushers is the better rapper. Oh, I mean, of course. But GZ Z Z is probably the better artist. and not by a lot Gizi just has He had a crazy fucking run Gizi had a crazy run Who else would be considered a Coke rapper

I know we don't put Hove and Coke rapper Hove is a Coke rapper Category but he's a Coke rapper Hove is a Coke rapper Ross Yeah When I think of Ross I think more about

The everything he bought from selling a Coke I feel like he he raps about that more He's like you peasants are still cooking that stuff up Yeah His album seriously is Port of Miami. What did you think they were bringing it?

He left the port. Biches. Wayfair cabinets. Okay. You said it. Not me. Some holes. You said that.

Some holes are too now. Yeah, some hoes on them boats. Some hoes on them boats. Ross is definitely a Coke would be considered a Coke rapper. Because there's a difference between a drug rapper and a Coke rapper. I'm talking like specific.

Yeah, that can find different ways to flip that. Oh, yeah, this guy has sold some things. I can tell by the tips of his fingers. Yeah. Those are probably the ones Pusha, Ross I feel like we're leaving out a huge one right now

The South is going to kill us I feel like people are screaming At their phones right now Yeah I'm not mad at that I wouldn't consider Gucci a Coke rapper though Yeah I don't think

I feel that's more drug than Coke Yeah Like GZ has Are we trying to hit Are we trying to hit records Indicted right now? I feel like we get niggas

Indicted We didn't say they did it Knicks rap about stuff They ain't do all the time That's true They were very good at art Once you put it under art, it's just like a movie. Yeah, totally fine.

That's what I was. Like, no, I may have known some guys, but not. Yeah, no, this is loosely depicted. And they set it on albums that sold millions. Yeah, because I don't think Gucci has hit records where he's hiding the yams in his auntie's house. Like, I just don't. Yeah. Like, that played on radio.

The thing I don't understand is, like, a lot of these rappers, when they talk about how much money they made while they were selling Coke, and it was like, they still lived their parents. I'm like... didn't want to just go get your own spot if you were making a million dollars a week on the street. How I look at it is what a fiscally responsible person, no expenses. Yeah. No overhead. Yeah, they was paying their mom's.

Just. No, they was not. No, they wasn't. They were fucking up the same plates they moms was eating dinner on. Like, some niggas wasn't paying no bills. Some niggas had the plates and their rooms scraping and fuck out the plates and putting them back in the sink. I kind of want, I do want some like W-2s from some of these rappers, Coke's, career. Like, I want the streets to

give us some 1099. Pimsy. Like, I need to, I need to know if you really made this. They, none of them really made that. What, money? That much money, no. Nah, some. They, you can make, no, they made money, but nobody ever, they don't make as much money as they rap about.

Don't insult Mall like that. He was in, with Emery Jones in the caravan. Oh, I was not. He just left, he just left he just left Mall's name out because it didn't fit in the rhyme I was home. I was, it was really, I was playing basketball. So you were the one who really lost the bricks. I was playing basketball. in the middle of the street.

I had nothing to do it. The original lyrics to that was me, Maugh and Emery Jones in a caravan. See? Look how fast lie I start? My nigga, I think we financed this first podcast. Bro, I was somewhere with basketball shorts

underneath my jeans like a dirty Bronx child. When you first heard the 92 bricks line, did you at all want to say to hove, hey man, that was really irresponsible? Or did you come on like the mom way, like, oh, did they grow legs and just walk away? where was the last place you had them Jay you're so irresponsible

so one of our team members just brought up a good artist how do we forget Ti thank you jazz in the engineer room yes Tia's yes he was a coke rapper but then he like GZ right now put an album out and rap about coke

yeah Tia is rapping about like positive shit right now with really big words yeah but T I mean it was trap it was trap music you know So obviously that whole Kiss was KISS started out as a Coke rapper kind of

And then then he got Then he met up with Farrell And was like oh well I think I'll take the records Knock yourself out Knock yourself out Yo knock yourself out Might be one of my favorite

Jada records But it would have to be Every girl loved that record I think that's like a bad bitch anthem Did you have your hair Drop down to your calf? Yeah I purchased it Just for Kiss

Just for Jason Doing that just for Kiss is nasty. Look what you're trying to make me do that. You ever text a woman with some like aggressive like sex talk and then like she doesn't She doesn't respond but then she like repose like A meme?

Yeah, a quote of like yo you know Love yourself. This year is about you. Oh God. Oh yeah, she don't want to fuck you. This like How many years are they allowed to say that? I think I think women are allowed to say every time they break up with a guy that put them through the same bullshit.

Finally, they're going to focus on them until two weeks till another guy with the same characteristics comes around. Yeah. She can date. Yeah. And then rinse and repeat. There's so many women that I follow. I've literally, like, I feel like I know them, like, on the real level because I

watched them go through, like, multiple relationships. Like, I kind of want to DM them. Like, so how's everything going? Like, here's my thing with women that are, like, fake public about their breakups with their guys on Instagram but never really posted the guys so I don't really know who he is. They graded that. That's an art. Oh, no, of course.

And comments. That's a skill. That's a skill. I just feel like it's super unfair because it's like, well, I want to hear his side. Give me his at. What are his memes right now? I just don't think it's very fair that you get to control this sub-narrative where it's all his fault and now you get to focus on yourself.

No, you was focused on yourself the whole time. That's why he left. Exactly. He felt like you left already. Yeah. Like he was in this relationship by herself. You wouldn't talk to him. You wouldn't know his wants and his needs.

Exactly. And now that he just completely checked out of a relationship, he's a piece of shit. And we don't know his at, so we can't see his meme that summed everything up with, yo, I'm done with these selfish bitches. Because you know, that's all that memes he posts. Are men allowed to post memes through a breakup? Absolutely not. You be posted.

I post, I'm not going through a break up. Oh, okay, I was about to say, because every time Biggs get on his spicy shit, yo ass, quick with the repost. I just identify with some of the quotes. That's all. With the messages. Yeah, but I mean, I'm not going through a breakup. I'm just one of the, are guys allowed to do that?

No, we're not. Guys are allowed to do whatever the fuck y'all want. I've seen. Now you're just lying, we're not allowed to do whatever we want to do. See, not even in a healthy relationship. Y'all be too worried about what other men think. No, I don't give a fuck what other men think. I'm just saying, like, to the woman, like, would the woman feel some type of way if

you and your man going through a breakup, right? Would you feel some type of way if he's just posting memes and quotes and stuff like that? Would you start looking at him like? Yo, why are you posting all of this? You look stupid. I mean, yeah, you look stupid, but, like, it's, it. Just call me, let's talk, that type of thing? No, I don't want to fucking talk to you.

If it gets to the point where you post the memes, I don't want to talk. You post them fucking memes. No, so I'm saying, men can't do nothing. I can find the perfect meme that summed you up exactly. But the moment I posted, it's like, look at this suck. I can't get back with this dude posted memes during the breakup. It's corny regardless. Y'all do the same thing to us?

How? Do we? I laugh at the memes y'all posted during the breakup. They're funny. I think memes, when a woman go through a breakup and she posts memes, I kind of find some joy in that. But then I don't even really look at the meme. I look at the source. I'm like, all right, this is Justin LaBoy.

I should have left you. Thank you for confirming. I should have left you. Look at where you're getting your knowledge from. Look at who your therapist is. Justin be saying some real shit. I be saying people retweet him sometimes. He be saying some real shit.

I think I'm a hater. You? What? You think? I think I'm a hater. You think? No way. I'm not a hater though.

Not you. What if I hated? No, I don't think you're hated. But why do you think you're hated? You hating on Justin? Because, yeah. What happened? What did he say?

This ain't the third time he's mentioned him on this podcast. I have no reason to hate on. I don't know Justin. I have nothing against him. I know nothing about him. I think it's great. All this success. All that bullshit.

When I see a meme I like and I'm like, oh, I would repost that. And then I see where it was from. And I'm like, I can't repost it, Justin. I can't. You can't. It's me. I can't do that. Just screenshot it.

Take the name out. Like, I'm not a bottle girl. I can't do that. I can laugh at it privately or send it to my friends like, hey, this is funny. But I can't, like, can't post it Justin the boy me. Justin is definitely in a group chat with girls and they're giving them a lot of those quotes. 1,000%. I would hope at this point he has a team.

It's a fucking very successful platform. No, absolutely. You need some more ideas. Absolutely. I started following some of the Instagram comedians. Really? Like, I wasn't following them. like you know what I mean

but I started following like Druski Drewski but he's funny though he's funny but I wasn't following him I used to just see people repost his shit

but he's actually funny yeah I started like it's all the baby Drewskies that aren't yeah I started going through his page I'm like oh no this dude is funny oh he's hysterical yeah no so I started following him

just hilarious had a run too Jess is funny I liked yo I liked Jess Hillarius a lot She had a good run too who said it's over

I don't see her I don't see her videos as much as I used to. Well, I don't mean, like, no, she still has a career. But I meant, like, that run where she was, like, viral every single week. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. I haven't seen her videos in a while. Yeah, she was hilarious.

I like, I like Jess. Y'all hated B-Simon. Yeah, B-Simon. Yeah, B-Simon. Yeah, B-Simon. I love B-Simon. I love Desi B-Bank. That dude is funny.

That dude, he's funny. I have to do my research. Yeah, no, if you saw him, if you saw one of his videos, you would know who he was. Yeah, no, he's funny. Desi is funny. The guy, another guy that made millions of dollars off of TikTok I don't know if you guys ever seen the videos where Like when people would do like life hacks like they're doing like some

You know how they pop up on like Instagram like that He would like put his video next like put his face next to theirs And the whole time they were doing the hacks he would just like go and like Do it like the easy way without all the extra shit that they were doing he wouldn't say a word He's never said a word we don't know what his voice is he's made millions of dollars on TikTok Off of doing that shit That's what I'm saying Roar we're We got to figure out a way to tap into that world.

We're going to retire off some bullshit, not off hard work, dedication, and intelligence. We're going to catch a lick on something so stupid and retire. That's what I want. That's what I want for us. I want to learn more about TikTok. Like, I feel like I'm late to the party already. Well, yeah, very. Because when I look at it, I'm like, oh, this is mashup.

Like I said before, this is mashup in Vine. Like, I don't, they just call it TikTok. I mean, do you want to do some pranks? Oh my God, you guys doing pranks will really ring off. Pranks? Yeah. Like, what kind of pranks though? That's prank jazz.

I'm not pringing jazz. Why? Because then we're going to get an email that the contract has been null and void. We are fucking out of here. We're going to come in here one day. All this shit going to be gone. That's going to be the prank. Jazz is like, ah, aha.

Ah, gotcha. Gotcha. And I don't know if I'm built. I'm built for like the first tier of pranks. Once you cross that line of the second tier, now we beefing. I don't like the physical pranks. Not the jackass pranks. Yeah, like, the day went a whole other.

Don't do shit to me that's going to be like, like, I have to change my clothes now. Did y'all see? Like, don't let me walk in the room and somebody just throw shit on me. I don't like stuff like that. I don't like stuff. Yeah, like that's not, I'm not playing that game. Did you all see the jackass prank where they shaved, where the whole, like, staff shaved their pew? Yes, that's all that.

That was the griggiest prankest prank ever. Shaved in your pew? The whole staff shaved their pews. The guys did a terrorist prank. But that was like that that wasn't even the prank. That was just like the cherry on top of just being a complete asshole. This guy had this idea for Jackass where he was going to prank a cab driver. This was shortly after 9-11.

He was going to dress up as someone from the Taliban and get in a cab to drive to the airport and like make all these jokes about how he was going to hijack an airplane. So he said this was the idea. And all of them instead were like, well, let me. Let's hire the cab driver and flip this on him. Oh. So they gave a cab driver a gun. They threw him in the trunk, drove him around everywhere. But because he wanted to dress up like the Taliban, he had to get a fake beard.

So they made the fake beard out of everyone on the staff's pubic hair all over his mouth, his face. Like, as if that prank of putting him in a trunk driving around with a gun to his head. Wasn't enough? And they took bricks as if they were shooting and killing people outside while he was in trunk, thought he was about to die next. on top of that now my now your puses on my face too that shit might have been the greatest prank all the time jackass is definitely the greatest they're about to put a new one out right they are really

I think February 4th or something yeah Johnny Knoxville legend I'm for sure legend his reality show he used to have not Jackass the one like about his life I don't know if I watched it yeah he had like a reality show about like his life he's a really smart dude Johnny Knoxville he's way more intelligent than I think people give him credit for with how he did that entire thing.

I'm curious just to see now that they're old, outside of being old, I'm Tom Green, Owey. I remember Tom Green? Of course. Tom Green show. Tom Green was, he was my girl.

I remember when he had testicular cancer. I was messed up about that. I was hoping he was going to make it. I mean, he laughed his whole way through that. Oh, for sure. You know, he was, that's what you see where people's, you know, their geniuses at.

Like, when they go through real shit and they still find a way to laugh and joke about that. He was early too on like the internet radio. Like he was doing shows out of his crib. Like he was definitely out of his time on that. But I do want to see how these jackass guys that are now all sober deal with all this painful shit that they do without Coke. No, they definitely have some new younger, dumber guys.

They have to have new younger, dumber guys for sure. I think the odd future kids were, oh no, the odd future kids did. They did Shark Week, Jackass, this last. And I think the odd future kids were involved in it. I don't know if they're involved in this movie. Listen, Jackass is funny, man. I'm white.

I don't mind some immature humor sometimes. I grew up watching Jack. My dad was a big jackass fan. I grew up watching Jackass. I used to really watch a lot of that shit on MTV back then. The real world. Sure, of course. I was a real world,

road rules dude, bro. I used to watch that shit so much. I'm like, why do I like this shit so much? You never knew. We're just invested in the shit. Like, I liked it so much. I didn't realize until I was like pretty much stop watching that shit

that there were no TVs in the houses. No, of course not. Like, I did not notice that at all. Like, I think my sister might have pointed out. they have no TVs and no cells. I'm like, wait, what? Even when Jersey Shore was around with cell phones, they never had cell phones at all.

They had to use the house phone. They couldn't look at the news. They couldn't look at Twitter. They couldn't look at anything. You have to not know anything going on. Yeah, that shit is a little crazy, bro. Like now, to do that now, like, yo, there's no internet, no phones.

Like, come on, nobody. They're still doing that bad girls club. I think, I'm not mistaken. A lot of those, any show, reality, like major, like reality shows like that, game shows, they still. Well, when Maul and I do the, real MBA husbands or whatever our version of it is we're using phones

in that house for that reality show yeah we I can't I can't be in a house and not have internet of the phone that's just that don't even make sense sound like a dream to me yeah that's just sound like I don't even no a good dream oh a good dream you don't want you don't want your phone no y'all ever notice every time y'all text me and say demaris's notifications are turned off I just say that yeah no yes I have I think I like an iPhone 6. I don't have that. I don't have that.

No, but I usually text you in the group chat though. Oh, in the group chat don't tell you. Yeah, the group chat don't tell you. Because I usually just text D and our group chat. You have me on no notifications. No, the whole world. On D&D? D&D, always.

I hate when my phone ring. Y'all like when your phone ring? No. My ring is not on. I wake up to 30 text messages every morning. And I literally have to walk and take a second every time. Nothing gives you more anxiety than waking up and looking at my phone and having missed calls

and a bunch of text messages. That shit gives me anxiety. But you never reply to text messages or answer the phone. That's why. So maybe reply. No. And answer.

I'll call you. I'm on the phone guy. I like to talk. I still like to like pick up the phone. Yeah. If I text them all, I'm all going to call me.

You're a FaceTime guy, which is weird. Because I only see that with the kids. The kids love to FaceTime all the time. You're the only adult I know that. I faceTime everybody. Everybody. I love the fact that my nephew has a phone now.

He's going FaceTime crazy, though. He'd be face time with me every seven minutes. He faced time with the joints? No, his toys? Absolutely. They be everywhere. Look what I got. I'm like, you show me this 30 times.

I know exactly what that toy does. I know everything about that toy. Got to pretend like you don't. Yeah, man. What's I got going on for this week? Well, Damaris has us working. Yeah, every day this week. Jazz has us meeting.

Yeah, man. I think I'm going to the Wiley Show tonight. Yeah, I'll fuck with it. Yeah. Fuck with Walee, man. Where's it at? I don't even know what the show is at. I have no idea.

Yeah, I don't know. We'll go. We'll figure it out. We can Google. Shout out to Waleigh. Wiley shows are good. You'd just be forgetting how many hits Wale has that whole time. Oh, wow.

All right. This is just a bunch of hits. I love Waleigh's catalog. He got good catalog. He got good music. And I hope he's in a bad move. Yo, look what you hope for people. You think he before him?

You think he'll be a nice little rain off in New York. Give me a rain, Walee. He don't really be mad. He don't really be mad. He's a rant rapper. He looks like he's mad. I know he's not mad. Yeah.

But, yeah. We haven't gotten a good Waleigh rant in a while. Tell us what happened. Shit on somebody real quick. Yeah. Shit on somebody at marketing at the label. In between performing bad. Give us a, give us a, give us a little song.

Fuck these rappers. Before Lotus Flower Bomb. Yeah. Say fuck these rappers. Oh, Lotus Flower Bomb. Yeah, that'd be cool. Yeah, I'll go check out while late at night. Yeah, we have to, man.

maybe black out with him with some Jameson good old Wale and Rory days. Sounds typical. Yeah, so the rest of meeting tomorrow, please make it. Yeah, where somewhere around it.

No, man, one of these buildings. I'll sleep in the studio. I don't know, man. Damaris, she said she emailed me to the calendar, I'll check it up. All right. All right. Well, yeah, this was fun. You guys can clean up all these middle parts.

I'm looking forward to to finishing this move, though, man. So I could really be home all the time and doing nothing. I want to see what you give him with the interior design. Yeah. You think Ma'll give a lot of leopard?

You know, a lot of cheetah. Minimal. I'm a minimal guy. I'm a minimal guy. Minimal. A lot of minimal guy. He do look like the red offset guy. Minimal god, man.

Red LED light underneath the TV. Definitely going to have like a framed, cool photo of big that no one has. Yep. a painting for sure absolutely I'm definitely going to put

some art on the wall I'm at the plant age I'm gonna get some plants yeah I'm a plant guy yeah you definitely get some plants you should do like a grow operation

out of your career I don't know if that's legal up there yet no I was saying it will definitely be for my own use absolutely I gotta take you

to ask the club with me bro shout out to my guys at Astor Club Matt oh yeah for sure I got to take you

to ask the club man give me high and weird oh man the best weed, man. Some of the best wheat. I smoked this weed called, it's called Cash Tree. It's

$2,000 an ounce. You are rich. No, I didn't, no, no, listen. See, look how fast I go. I did not, I did not buy it. Well, actually, I bought a half an ounce. So $1,000. But this is by far the best weed I've ever smoked in my life. Did Loyon text you?

So he can spend $1,000 on that. You can't spend $300. You know, that ain't fair a ring. on weed on some of the best weed in the world. Y'all know I'm going to smoke some of the best weed in the world. I have to. It's not. And I paid $1,000 with sex toys.

There you go. And Nerf guns. We all have a vices. You went Nerf crazy last week. Insane. You spent $1,000 on Nerf guns. I bought three more. They're in my trunk right now.

See? Unopened. I had half an ounce of cash tree. Some of the best weed I ever smoked. Shout out to my guys at Astor Club, man. Some of the best weed in the city for sure. Absolutely. All right.

Well, we got to go there. Yeah. Yeah, nah. I want to take that out there. too. Drinks? Tonight? Mm-hmm.

Jazz trying to get crazy? Trying to get crazy. Jazz trying to get crazy. Jazz trying to get crazy. Jazz got the fresh box braids down on her booty. We out here. Oh yeah. We got to go somewhere. Yeah. You know Jack. We just said we have no idea where to go in there. Jass just said they're not box braids. Oh, I'm sorry.

Nautless. Notless? She got the notless. The notless braids. Uncultured swine. You have no idea. You have no idea. White boy cross. I called you swan. Bitch, this is my culture. Oh, man.

This is perfect time for the sign-off. Oh, man. Yo, listen, man. Don't fucking think a ball. I swear to God. No, I'm not. I got a new one. I got a new sign-off, yeah.

Oh, we're done with the last one? Yes, we are. Streets not liking it? No. What's the sign-off, Mom? Fuck the players. Brady lost, man. I'm mad.

Here's the new sign-off. Y'all ready? Meatloaf died, Tom Brady lost It's a rough day for Republicans It was a rough week for y'all Now I know how Ma was so upset I'm not a fucking Republican What are you talking about, man?

Damn That's why Trump doing all these rallies now He's trying to get y'all morale up You know, spend the block on y'all They spit it They spit it off 2024, Don is the Don is back And you see his new merch

It doesn't say Make America Great again It's not no one MAGA What is it? It's just Make America Great he dropped her again that was never great it's my time yeah donnie spin the block

on these niggas mom what's the fucking sign off oh my bad you can't spell ginger without nigger y'all have a great week this isn't helping the ginger community like I said I wanted to

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