New Rory & MAL - Episode 356 | Morning Routine

Episode Date: March 25, 2025

And we’re back! After Rory gets lost in “Worst Take Inception”, we celebrate Baby D’s birthday. Mal’s giving her next Monday off, but what will it take for her to spend an extra day in Houston? Then, in honor of her birthday, Baby D tests her friendship with the guys with a trivia game of “Do you Know Baby D?”. Ashton Hall’s viral “morning routine” videos somehow led to a conversation about buying your partner proper luggage, Mal reveals what was on his mind while he called $$$4U a “classic” on X, + more!See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Very rainy here in tri-state area. Oh, it's not Seattle? It feels like Seattle out there. Love Seattle. Anytime I can shout out Seattle. I want to shout Seattle out. love the Supersonics Bring them back

For someone that didn't even get Any pussy in a city You sure love that place Seattle? Oh yeah I don't I don't just love places For sex worry Why not? Because I just don't

I like other things like culture, food Yeah with the people With the people you're having sex with Well that too But you know I just like the aesthetic of Seattle Like the energy You know

It's a pretty city Yeah Well happy Monday Tuesday Wednesday Whenever you're listening to this we just dropped a new Patreon episode today called Worst Takes instead of First Take and I'll be honest with you, I'm even more pissed

that our listeners. For the people that are listening and don't know what I'm talking about, we posted a photo in all our communities saying comment under here with everyone from the pods, worst take and we were going to discuss it. And we discussed it on Patreon and then I went in the community and now I want to defend the takes that I was defending off the defending.

Like it's going to be an inception of defending now. Because now I'm defending me defending it. This is a bad idea for my mental. It's a triple down? Yeah. Okay. Triple down then. Stand on it.

But then they want to debate about the triple down. Because I still stand on my chance to take that went out on our IG today. You didn't realize that people just like to argue? Yeah. They get off on it. Like, they're finished by the end of the clip. They're done. They're done.

Is that a dopamine thing on the internet, you think? Just arguing for the sake of arguing? Like people. really are finding their it's some mental thing, some mental illness. It gives me anxiety. I don't know how mental health issues. Yeah, I don't know. Sometimes no one will admit it because they don't sound cool. But in my head a few times, I've had a clap back that I was like, oh, I feel good now.

Get it out. Get that shot out. You ever give like a really crazy clapback and like think like this is it? And then they come back? And they come back and like, damn. I can't reply now. That was my best work and I just destroyed it. You act like you busy?

Like you don't see it? Yeah. I'm on here getting money. This shit burnt down. Come on, man. Like, come on, man.

This is this economy? That's the one to talk about. That's the other version of what do I get pussy is I'm, I was getting money. What were you doing? Yeah. A morning routine? We'll get to that though. Yeah.

Happy birthday to our favorite person in the entire world. DeMaris, I've thus forgotten your middle name. Today's your birthday? Well, no, it's Wednesday. Wednesday. Oh, 26th. So this is. is our birthday episode. Because she's the person that usually gets everyone the cakes for their

birthday, she didn't get one because she would have to go get it. Because men don't know how to do that. She didn't get it because she didn't go get it. I stopped that a couple years ago, though. I used to make everybody's birthday special. And it's like, nah, never mind because then I'd be doing it for myself. Yeah, that's a first year company thing. I think it's fine. Everyone should do that the first year. But after that. We used to celebrate our anniversary. We used to get ACE's space for our anniversaries and we used to yeah yeah that's why i forgot what was it the 300th episode or every like what do we want to do was like i've done this so many times for anniversaries for a podcast episode i don't want to buy the balloons i don't i'm cool man i don't want to look at a cake for a whole week sitting in

the fridge just taking up fridge space can't even close the door just say happy birthday thank you appreciate it much love but you are going to houston this week i am this weekend yes nervous yeah you haven't been to a club in a while you haven't like keeps making me nervous. A couple of the cuties slid in the DMs was like, let me know when you get the Houston. Y'all try to kidnap me? Those are fake Abby's.

I know, right? They're actually going to kidnap you. Yeah, probably. Yeah, that's fine. But I mean, it's not hard to kidnap DeMaris. It is hard. It's not. It is.

Oh, they got to do so they got lotto tickets. Yeah. They just have to be playing Janet Jackson in the rickety van. Yeah. And be like, yo, what are doing over there? I'm like, what you know about this one? Exactly. up. Tied up duct tape wisdom. No, I feel like, I feel like, no, you don't have to spend a lot of

money to kidnap me because I don't just leave like my apartment or my like my hotel just like off the strength. Like you're going to have to show me something. Like I'm not just going to get in a car. You know, so you're going to have to spend some money. So if you want to spend money on the kidnap and then I'm near. Did you check in with mob ties? No, I don't check in with anybody when I go anywhere. My bad. I don't like I don't. Like I don't. Well, Am I supposed to? I'm a girl. I'm not a thug. I don't even know how to check. Like, how do you go, do you text them? No, same way you check into your hotel.

It's the same process. That's the thing. Like, it's not that I wouldn't check in. I just don't know how. No, you got to call. I don't know. Just go to the hood. Go right to the chicken spot. No, I'm not told that. Every other ticket spot and let them know like, hey, I'm in town. I'm here for, you know, this many days. I'll be right in and out. I'm not here to do anything crazy in your city. And I'm so ignorant to street shit, like, I would then start getting nervous. and have anxiety that did I check in with the right person or are they scamming me like what if I don't have protection and I just paid for? No, that's when you got to get their name. It's just the same as the hotel.

Where do I verify? The DMV? Yeah. Let me see your ID circle. You send me your ID so the gentleman know that I checked in and I'm in the city and I'm not in here making no muff of your city. I wouldn't even know what that text like, hey man, I'm here from these dates. Do you have any good food recommendations?

It comes with food recommendations. Once you check in, they give you a whole itinerary. Like, if you want to hungry, go here. Want to go to the club? Go here. They're going to tell you where the spot, like where the spots with the protection is, right? Because you can't go to the chicken spot over on the wrong side and you don't got protection over here.

But see, that's where I'm scared, especially. And needing protection to go get chicken is crazy. Now that the gang shit has run rampant in every city, now I'm lost. Like, if I check in with one gang, now does that just limit me to their areas? Yeah, you're only safe in their jersey. Now I can't even. Yeah, yeah. Now I got beef.

Yeah. Once you step outside of that jurisdiction, you got to check in with somebody. Like, I'm checking in to create an op I don't have. Because now I'm with those guys. And if I go to the wrong section, I'm with them now. Exactly. I didn't have an issue with you guys. I'm staying in your section.

Yeah, I'm not going to the hood with you because you're confusing me right now. I'm cool. You don't need to check in. Oh, but I think that's, I think my confusion is what has kept me safe all these years. Just stay away from it. Yeah. I'm lost. I don't understand it.

But. Yeah. I really got Monday off because I'm telling you right now, if somebody fine in the club, say you ain't going home Sunday. I ain't going home. See, look how easy it is. If they say I'll pay for you to stay out here. That fast.

That fast. She's gone. That fast. We'll never see her again. I love somebody fine. Just that's all it was. What? What does that mean?

You should check in with him first. That's all it has to be is just fine. If somebody fine, say, yo, you ain't going home. I'm paying for you to stay. I'm paying for you to stay extra day. I ain't going to work. I get drunk and I accept shit. Demaris.

I told you you can take money. All right. I'm just saying I'll probably be here, though. But. You can take my deal. Josh said, Josh said if I do, if I don't make it, that y'all can zoom me in, like they don't know ball people. Okay.

But he has to be on camera, too. He got to be sitting next to you in a little fucking laptop. Oh, wait, the fine guy I'm in the club. No, he won't make it past that day. That's not, we're not like a thing. That will be Monday. Who are you talking about? What if, but what if he rocks your worlds?

Mentally and spiritually. How would one rock DeMaris's world? I'm very curious. Like, what are you going to do? Hit me with a baseball bat? I mean, the sentence you said didn't sound like flirting. It sounded like a Class A felony. Yo, you're not going home.

You're staying with me. They like that, though. They like that. It's crazy that just likeability was something can determine whether a felony or. It's not offensive if she's attracted to it. No. Then it's assertive. If he's not attractive, then it's his assault.

Yeah. But if he's attractive, she's going to wake up in bed with the nigga. It's so crazy. No, I'm not waiting that fine line is. That is crazy. What you mean? You got to wake up at some point. No, who said I'm going home with him?

Oh, you're saying he's just funding your extra day there. Oh, y'all aren't girls. Y'all aren't girls. You just noticed that we're not girls? Y'all ain't girls. I know some girls look like me now, but no, I'm not. That's definitely happened to me before. And my friends, just because we cute and they don't want us to go nowhere.

You ain't sleeping with me? Oh, my God. For a flight? For a flight, for somewhere I'm already at. Oh, no. I wasn't saying you had, you were going to sleep with him off that, but I thought you were still going to his crib. You coming with me, you're not going home. He never said you come with me. He just said you're not going home. Like you got to stay in Houston for Sunday, Sunday. My brothers might tell me that like, yeah, you're not going home and pay for my flight. Like that's, yeah. You're not talking about your brothers. You just said, this is why Demaris is full of shit. I cursed already. My bad piece. I ain't mean to curse. You just said if somebody fine, you meet somebody fine, you're not coming back Monday. Those are your words. If I meet somebody fine that offers to pay for my change of my flight home, which is going to be around two and

$150. If they choose to do that, then I won't come home because somebody paid for my extended stay. That does not grant you access to these caves. Granted. I thought that was how you get to the caves. I agree with that, but I'm not that liberal in this. If I pay for you to stay, you're coming with me.

I'm not saying we fucking, but you hanging out with me. Yeah, we're going to talk. We're doing something. You running errands with me. I'm not entitled to your body because I gave you money. I'm entitled to your time now. You're going to just. You're not doing me.

And then that's it. Like, no, we're not doing that. We can hang out at like the Sunday, Fundy brunch because obviously everybody's going to go get. Yeah, we're going to go get at. Yeah, you're coming to Target with me. Yeah, you're going to help me. Which softener should I get out? I usually get this one with dry your sheets.

Let me know which driest sheets I should try. You should use fabric softener actually adds a film to your clothes. Just use white vinegar. But, yeah. See, this is why I'm paying for. This is why you got to go to Target. This is why we pay for you to miss the flight. Come with me to target.

Put me on to the white vinegar in the colored wash. You know what I'm saying? Like put me on to that. So you come to Target, then we might go, you know, a little Sunday fun day. You know what Sunday fun day turns it to. Forever after. Sunday. Sunday nights.

Sunday sheets. Sunday. You never been to Sunday sheets. These just finished again. You went, hmm. Yeah. You got to go to do Sunday sheets. Ew.

You got to go to club sheets. For sure. Club sheets. We ain't even got to be doing. But it's Sunday. Some of the best shows on TV on Sunday night. I thought it was Sunday fun. I thought I can't leave because there's so much shit going on on Sunday.

That's the day. Yeah. But at 7, 8 o'clock, all right, we're going to tape it us down. Back to Cribs, something to eat, shower. And then it's time to cuddle and watch Badi, Baddy Shot o'clock. What are we doing? I don't watch that. But we're going to watch it together.

I'm going to put you on the game. I'm going to let you know what Tinka been up to this season. I'm going to let you know what I'm saying. Dolly in there punching bitches in their face. Teseki, they don't want no drama with her. because you know what I'm saying she knocked bitch is cold to fuck out you know what I'm gonna put you on the game no worry about it yo all while we cuddle and playing footsies because of the very thing you're talking about I am knee deep in the baddie game now yeah

you gotta be well I was watching all weekend yo Sunday you gotta be you gotta watch baddies on Sunday night I'm sorry it's a thing well Josh Josh wanted you guys to answer some questions about me because it's my birthday to see how well you know me I only came up with five I only came up with five. Okay. This might not be too bad. Okay.

Yep. What's my idea of a perfect day? There's two answers I'll allow. Your idea of a perfect day, any day where he's fine and spending money on you. What were you saying, Rory? I lost. I mean, I guess she just gets to pick if she likes our answer or not. It's not really like this.

This isn't like a trivia thing. This is sorry, I should have to make up. No, I have the answers written down. going to seven spots in one day there's no way you think that's my idea of a perfect day there's no way you think that's okay your idea of perfect day let me see manny petty uh gym go get a latte uh and then home all day uh with food and your TV so the end part ding ding ding ding ding you got it right going to get a mannie

and petty you don't even know baby dean that's your problem now more i know her too well but I know she's picking the answer that's going to sound better on a podcast of what her ideal day. That is my perfect day. I had to. She's going to pick the soft girl life like. I had to.

Falling asleep on the beach on an island. It's one of my favorite things to do. Or staying home all day with my phone on D&D with good food binge and shows. I know. You don't know baby D. No. That's your problem.

She wants to mix scotch and tequila together. We're going to go. To a concert. Rory, I like you. I hate doing that shit. I hate doing it. Mary East to get food and hookah after. Yeah.

And then she's going to text. She's going to get that feeling around 3, 4 a.m. with the substances that she has in. And text that person, she's not supposed to text. They're going to link up. You don't, Roy don't know me at all. See, I just said that. What music artists do I listen?

Artists, there's three answers I'll accept. What music artists do I listen to the most often? Not my favorite. Who do I listen to the most often? Janet Jackson, J. Cole, Mariah Carey. I literally said, Not my favorite.

And he named all three of my. Oh, I didn't hear that part. Yeah, not my favorites. Those are my three favorites. You're really good at that. What, who do I listen to the most often? I say Glorilla. Meg the Stallion.

Meg, Lottow. Megan Estalia and Keanu Lade and Whitney Houston. But you got Meg, right? Okay. Okay. Well, you didn't let me get my other two guesses. We half way, D. Halfway.

But I still would have put Janet being up there as something that you listen to what she said, not her favorite. I've listened to Janet so much that I can't listen to. in anymore if that makes sense. Yeah, I have that with a lot of my favorites. What is my dream job that I will leave you guys for in a heartbeat? Anything that's working remote? Anything when you don't have to leave the house?

Being a fucking meter made out. No, no, no. See, she got to leave the house for. Now, anything where you don't have to leave the house. Working remote. Working remote is one. Actress is the other, or housewife to a wealthy man was the third. Acceptable answer. Damn. What is this like acting? To an extent. That's a That's why I'm here.

Yeah. Yeah. I was also going to go something music related. I used to- because you did want to go to Rock Nation school. I used to want to do that until I got on this podcast and I started meeting so many people in the music industry and I realized that I don't want to be around any of those motherfuckers.

I don't want to be around them people. I'm cool. The artists, the people that work for the artists, everybody greasy, slimy, horny, weird. I mean, that's any job, though. Niggas is working remote, horny and weird. That's why they work remote so they can tug one out in the middle of a meeting.

Like every other week there was a headline of someone having their dick out during a Zoom meeting. Yeah. Like he just moved the camera and he had no pants on with a shirt and tie up here. He thought by blur in the background and making it look like Hawaii that he was saved. Like we can still see a crotch, sir. Put some pants on. Yeah. That's all.

I'm fine saying this because it was on FX. When I did on Weezy show on FX, the woman that was also on there with me said that she was getting fucked one time while she was on a Zoom meeting call. I was like, how? She even explained, like she was laying on her side. How are you that horny? I mean, I don't know. She didn't get a detail of like how it popped off.

Maybe he just came over there and got off on that. Like, oh, you want to Zoom? All right. I'm just not that horny. I'm sorry. Yeah, like. I'm on a Zoom call. We could wait.

This call is what, 30 minutes maybe? Yeah. I'm good. I'll be done in 30 minutes. Like, I'm not, we don't have to have sex on Zoom. with my coworkers. That is crazy. That is absolutely crazy. But something tells me you've probably got

in the head while you were on the phone. And the person on the other line did not know what was going on. Yeah, but I hung up. Once it started getting too sloppy I was like, all right, hold on, let me call you right back. At one point, it depends on how that is weird and people are too horny. But it does depend on how

involved am I in this call? Because I've definitely, I was in a relationship when we were shopping this show around, do we remember? We had Zoom calls every other day. And I'm sure at one point I was laying in bed with the phone. I'm listening. And, you know, I might have got a kicker. I feel like it's fair game if your camera and audio are on mute.

Yeah, I feel like that's fair game. If I'm not really involved in the call, I'm just here like to show face. Yeah, I tell you, like, DeMaris, did you get the email? Then then what? Now you're fumbling looking for the phone, hitting mute and camera at the same time. Verizon, Wi-Fi, be tripping. Yeah, now you all jammed up in the game. So somebody's like, Damara, did you get the email?

I slammed the lap. and be like, oh damn, like, wow, service error. But I'm sure at that time, because that was right during the pandemic or right after the pandemic. And we had calls every day five times a fucking day. Yeah, that was. That was a lot. That was an annoying time.

I knew that shit was necessary, but my God, it was every other hour of repitching the show and the same executive who doesn't have a creative bone in their body going, tell me your vision. We want to be in the Rory and Mall business. Which is so funny because the deal that we ended up signing our first deal, I love jazz man right off the bat. Oh, jazz is the best. I love jazz right off the back. She like, when we first, I was like, all right, there is a human here. Yeah.

Who actually watches the show, paid attention, wasn't touched with the culture. Yeah. Shout out to jazz. Jazz was the best, man. Okay. I have two more. Just talking in circles about absolutely fucking nothing. It was, yeah, that was a rough time.

Am I a cheater? Yes. Yes. No. I cannot believe you guys. Like, you know what? Now? No.

All right, what's cheating to you? It doesn't have to be sex. Sex is not, that's just not the only thing that cheating is. I do not do things with other men that I will be uncomfortable telling my partner. That don't count because you know, you be having them niggas on a string that you date. You could tell them niggas anything and they're going to stay. Like, like lap dogs. They be like, all right.

He brings up a really good point. Yeah. Like, you be a good lawyer with that sentence. You ain't date no real nigga that would go upside your head if he catch you texting some other nigg. Well, thank God. Thank God. Why did you make it sound like that's what she need in their life right now? She does.

No. All women need that. No. You should fear your man a little bit. Not physically. No, not physically. But you should feel like if this nigga catch me cheating and talking to this dude, he's going to not, not physically. But you know what I'm saying?

Women should have that certain apprehensive like, nah, nigger go ahead because my man. You should fear fucking up your relationship for sure. Yeah. But not that they'll go upside your face. I don't date men that I'm not like semi-fearful. of the things that they would do if they found out I was cheating, like, to the men that I'm cheating with. They ain't going to do shit to me, but to the men that I'm cheating with.

I'm definitely date men who I fear. Yeah. You date men who you fear. Who I respect. I'll put like that. Respect. If I don't respect to our own date you. Fear somewhere in their respect.

Yeah, but they also fear and respect me too. It's equal. Equal opportunity. Scariness. They fear what you're going to do next. Because you're going to tell them. And they're going to have to accept it. They just scared that she going to fuck up the wreck with the other holes.

They ain't scared of her. They're just like she going to go crazy. All my bitch is going to leave me. Like, you know, I go. But they don't think Baby D going to run down on them and start swinging. No, I didn't mean like that. I meant, uh. Hey, you meet her, dog.

That's what it was. I think they fear the things that she's told them. Because that's one thing about Demaris that I do respect, but it's terrifying. D'Amara's going to tell you the truth on some shit. You don't want to hear. And you're going to have to accept that. And that it's going to be in your mind like, Will she do that shit again?

I don't know. You free to leave. I don't know. I feel like baby they be talking all that. I got to see what them text messages with the filthy thing look like. You know it's crazy. I think you'd be in there like a little kitten. If y'all were to see my text messages to men, y'all, y'all is so much.

No. It's, no. You will never see a text message and be begging no man for anything or being like, no. Oh, you ain't meet the right one. No, not that. If I have to beg you for something, whether it be attention, whether it be faithfulness, whether it be anything, I don't need to be. Begging for faithfulness is crazy.

Yeah, that bitches be out of doing it. Please stop cheating on me. Please stop. They're doing it. Why do you keep doing this to be pleased me? Please stop cheating on me is crazy. Yeah, I can't. That's not me.

Okay, last one. What is my biggest red flag in dating? A heterosexual man. Shut up. Oh, my bad. Your biggest red flag. Flip it. Hers went viral.

Maybe this one will. Your biggest red flag, I would probably say, if he'd be like, damn, big dog, you got it. Oh, my God, stop. I think if a man say that, you out of there, baby, Dee. As soon as he called you big money, big money, D. I was going with something similar. You finding out he's not the leader in the crew.

Oh, my God. To me, that would be your biggest. We go out to the club and his homie ordering the bottles. He in the corner? Yeah. Big homie asked me, who am I? Look who in my. But why is that, but why is that like the deal breaker though?

Why? Unless your, unless your big homie is like, if your big homie is like a, like, you're dating a rock star and you're the homie of a rock star, I can understand that. But you also, you can't just be entourage to the rock star. Either the rock star got to be your childhood friend. Like that's like you've been his childhood friend's whole life. That's how you know him. Or in some way you work with him.

You're a manager. You're an A&R. You do something. You just said these niggas is wearing and slimy. They are. They are. They are. But if you, like, you know what I'm saying?

Like, you just can't be like, oh, that's just, I know him. You know what I'm saying? And he asking you questions like, who are you? Or you not order enough that I ask for a drink. You like, hold on. He ordering the bottles. Hold on. I mean, it's under his card.

That's not scary to y'all. That's not terrifying. I get women's perspective. I mean, I've never met a woman that was buying bottles. So I don't know. No, just that. Not saying she can, but I never met a woman in that scenario. Not in charge of his crew per se, but having some type of leadership skills, being a

fucking man, more or less. Yeah. I can see what I don't see actually why women get killed with having that mentality. Like, no, I don't want the flunky guys. I don't want the guy that's been hanging on to some other man. Like, that's weird. You're not an equal in your own crew? I'm not saying you have to be the leader of the ocean.

You're not even an equal in your own crew? Yeah, but women say that. then you wearing your home girl Chanel bag. That ain't even yours. So it's like even Stevens, no? But that's, you putting a lot of value in the shit. Those ain't your heels. I saw your girl wearing those last week on her date.

That's why you seem, first of all, why are you looking at my home girl was she wearing? But I feel like with girls that's, I don't know, I don't know, maybe it's because I have a sister, but me and my sister borrow each other like sunglasses, purses and shit all the time. Like it's just, we're just girls. Y'all put value in it because it's a Chanel bag, but I'm not trying to borrow her Chanel bag to look like I. got money and win my outfit. You wouldn't borrow her gap bag and go to the club. Yes, I would. If it

matched my outfit, yes, I would. Baby, Dee, you're not going to the club with no gap purse, man. Stop playing. Wait, no. I was picturing the gap that sit gap on it, like the bag. Yeah, that's that bag. She's not going to, you not going to the club with a gap bag. You know what I'm funny? Yes, I would. No, the fuck you wouldn't. You know what's funny? If I saw a woman that I found attractive that had the gap bag at the club, I would look at her first because I have so many question. Yeah, no. She has to have a great story. We got to have a conversation. I got to know how you landed on the gap. Now I got to look and see if Gap

makes like purses. Even if they do, you're not going to the club with it, is what I'm saying. If it's fire, yes, I would. Oh, my God. But you're putting an equal value into something that men don't value the same way women value men don't give a fuck. If she shows up with her girl's

Chanel bag, one, I didn't even know it was a Chanel bag. Two, I don't care. I don't care. Like at all. So it's not really anything that values. That's what I'm saying. Men, we're saying. We're simple, Rory, we don't care. We don't look into all of that. All we care about.

Ma, you cap, because I see, the way you look at women in the shit that you point out, when a woman fly, like when she fly and she got that shit on, designer's shit, and she's well put together. You like that shit. Rory no. Rory would date a bum off the street. I like, I like a woman with style.

Yeah. It don't even have to be designed. I just like a woman that has style. She knows what to wear, weird or wear it to, like things like that. Like, yeah, I appreciate that. Because to me, it's more that's part of her personality.

Like a woman that has style, that's like a personality thing. So if you seen a bitch with the Gat bag in the club, you wouldn't like that. I would have questions. I would be like, oh, that's like the conversation. Gap? That's what you were. To me, it would be able to that she could put that together and not look crazy. Yeah, but that's why I have to have a conversation because I, listen, I grew up wearing you.

That's all I wore as a kid was Gap. So it's like, okay, I respect that, but why the club with that? Like, did you not know you was coming to the club? Kind of just came here. Well, I'm looking at all the Gap bags. And they're like, going to the club to support a friend This way. Nah, it happened though.

Oh, I know it does. It's just a funny concept. Like, I'm here for support. Yeah, you just landed, came straight to the club, just see a girl for happy birthday. You're going back to the hotel. You know, so I just, we would have to have a conversation as all. All the gap bags are like tote bags. Like, you know, like overnight bags.

So if you're in the club with a tote. Oh, you go on? I need to know, like, what you do? What you do? At the office late, you just shot straight over here. You could spend that, though. You could say, oh, that's your spent a night bag? You're coming with me?

Yeah, no. Well, being in the club with the spending night bag. She doesn't like you. That's a felony. I got it. It's like, why are you doing that? And this is what you do? No, I don't know. Come to the club with the spending night bag? Who drove it? You can leave that in the car? Why are you in a club with a toothbrush?

Two push baritrol. And you know they had to search it. So all her shit was on a table at one point. Like, you had to put all of that to the security joint. Like, nah, that's crazy. We're not doing it. Like, talk to the DJ and put it behind the booths at least. Yeah, something. Get that out of here. That's right bottom moette. Like, come on.

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Ice water and mouth taping and, yeah. Okay. Mouth tapen. We'll get to that in a second. What if I told you guys for as long as you have known me, I have been dumping my face into ice cold water in a bowl? Well, you have anxiety, so that makes sense. Wait.

You do that for anxiety. It helps anxiety. I take, I put my shower on cold when I leave out of it. Oh, I mean, I just do it for my skin. And I look, like, I really enjoy it. Because I like the cold plunge shit or ice bass when I was running track. They were called now. Now they're trendy and they're called cold plunges.

But yeah, I did that for tracks, so I continued doing that. We used to put a torture. Yeah. I continued doing that in my regular life. So this whole weekend, I'm sitting here feeling judged that everyone's been making a mockery out of what I've been doing. I actually stopped talking to a girl one time when I first saw her morning routine. I ain't like her morning routine. What was happening?

Like she got up. First thing she did was turning some rap on. I was like, all right. We're not. Rap. I got to hear this at 8.30 in the morning. What rap was it? Who wasn't?

I don't even know. It was like, it wasn't been any of one. It wasn't like too hard, cold, heavy drug, but it was still rap. It was like the church woke up. The lights wasn't even on in the room. That was her alarm. Yeah. How you turn the sound ball on to get straight to rap?

The blonde is still closed. Let the sun in first. Like, what we do? Rap. Simone Bowles does that. She listens to rap? Mm-hmm. First thing in the morning?

Mm-hmm. Well, she's the greatest gymnast ever. See? I can't argue with that. But surely, but surely, wasn't the greatest gymnast ever, though. Like, she ain't even the best at her what she do for work. Yo.

Are you, I'm keeping real Mondays. Okay, wait. So you only saw her morning routine once and we're done or the second time you're like, oh, this is really a routine. She does this. Like the third time, I was like, oh, this is what you do. Nah, I can't do this. That's a little while.

It's just like, what you doing? I've always had an issue. First thing you drinking is like juice. on the wake up Yeah That's yeah We're your tea game at Water, no

Coffee Eat a little espresso You got no fruit Yeah, ain't I had no fruits I was like You ain't got no apple Nothing to hear There's just vibes in the fridge

Like Just left over Left over Chinese food And Oh no I'm like You was dating a YG Might as well have been

I thought she can put On the shite If she did her hair I was like What is this I said Yeah Especially if you

and a vegan, like, at least fake it. At least have, like, some fruits over there and, you know, put out of shot it. No, no, no. I want to see you. I want to see what you be doing. Don't have nothing for me. I want to see what you be doing on the wake up.

I'm observing. I got to see, okay, that's what you're, okay, that's what you're getting into. She'll tell me, you're quiet when you wake up. We should all be the fuck quiet. Don't talk to me when I wake up. Everybody shut the fuck up. You quiet when you, yes. A talker in the morning would drive me fucking crazy.

Oh, yo, I don't even like, I'm just trying to figure. out if the world is still spending correctly. Like, let me, what we talk about this early in the morning? Like, shut up. A pet people mind, I don't mind if people check their phone right away because, you know, people got family shit, whatever, check your text messages, work. I get that. When people go straight

to IG and it's not for their job, that had always bugged me. Like, brush your teeth first. Like, there's nothing that important on that. Like, at all. No. But I mean, you know, I respect a good morning routine, though. A good morning routine. Somebody had

has, you know, remember this one girl. She used to get up. I ain't know what she. I heard her like breathing her. I'm like, yo, she's going like the living room to masturbate or something? Swear to God, I spent to that house twice. And I'm like, yo, she'd be up at seven in the morning and she in the living room breathing. I'm like, what is she doing?

Going there stretching. I'm like, I respect that as gangster. First thing you do get up in the morning, hit the yoga match, start stretching. I'm horny again. See what I'm saying? See how that works? Like, you stretch when you first get up? That's what does it for you?

What? A girl that get up and hits the yoga mat first thing in the morning? That's sexy. Yeah. I'm with you. That's sexy. But I also have hated the person that gets up super early and starts like doing shit. Make you feel like a loser. Like relax. Can we just get up together? Or wake me up. Why you left me in bed? I mean, it depends. Like if she get up and it's like, I feel like I'm in the way. Nothing is worse than spending night at a girl house. If she get up and she's doing shit and you just laying there feeling like a lame, I feel like I got to get up and help you

I go yo you want me to like paint like what you You went here doing mad shit It's not even 830 yet like And I completely agree with you because that makes me feel uncomfortable And then when I'm trying to get a girl out of my house I do that same strategy And I can't stand when they don't get the fucking hint Why do you not feel uncomfortable

I'm doing mad shit and you're just sitting here Leave I respect the woman that know how to get up And just be like Okay Yeah she just know like Because she got shit to do That's why I like like that it's like she get up early too because she got shit to do like she got to get back home or

she got to go to work you know what I'm saying like I respect women that just have a program and have things that they do daily even if they don't have to work today they got to do something on their off day like y'all need to run here got to pick up something from the cleaners just that and they're like they just have a like a routine of schedule that's that's just a sign of just like a healthy functioning person like when they have a schedule routine and things that they do daily like that just shows somebody that has some type of structure and organization in their life, which is, I think, healthy. I think you need that.

I think you need structure and organization to, you know, go throughout the day just to have some type of process. Well, what do you do when we don't have to come into this office? What's your morning routine when we don't have to come into this office? It depends. Most of the times it'll be stuff like for the crib. Like, I'll go a couple days where it's like, okay, now I need to go get some groceries. I need to go do this. I've been wanting to get rid of some stuff in the crib or exchange some things, do that.

like on my off days, I do stuff like that. Try to see the fam. Checking on them. Probably get a haircut. Things like that. Just like self-care shit that I need to do. And if it's like I said, depending on what I have going on, like I might need to go, you know, do stuff for the house.

I might need to get some stuff like different chairs. I mean, to get some new chairs. Let me go find some new chairs. Yo. How we all laugh like, mall. I would be watching the vlog shit that's so popular. on TikTok now, I'd watch malls. That would be the funniest thing to watch mall or chairs.

You never get tired of looking at the stools at the counter? You're like, no, I got to get rid of these, though. First of all, I sat down another night. I ain't like the way this shit swivel. I'm tired of looking at them to stay ugly now. I think I owe you an apology because I thought you were lying to me that time I pulled up to the neighborhood that you were living in at the time. And I called you and I said, yo, I'm up here.

Just happened to be like, what you're doing? And you said, I'm getting the wheel on my suitcase fixed. Just tell me you don't want me to come over, bro. I know that sounded crazy, but I was really... I was like, what's like about Aaron is that? But I was really pissed because it's designer luggage. So when you buy that type of luggage, it's insured. If it's something ribs, breaks, you send it to them.

It takes a couple of weeks and they'll ship it back to you. So when I got it back, they replaced it with a smaller wheel. So now my will had this funny little... And I'm like, bro, I paid too much for... I'm like, I paid to... So I was really mad. So I waited three weeks to get it. the luggage back and when I finally got it back

I'm like y'all replaced it with a shorter wheel so I was I went straight down saying like yo y'all bugging like this is not the same wood so he was like oh they really put that on there I'm looking at him in the store like you think I put this wheel on it you mean did they really crack out of the neighborhood I'm like I just got it back today I waited three weeks for it and the wheel is shorter so yes I was really I was on my Karen Kyle's shit I was a specific errand to be doing right now

I was mad at shit when they sent that luggage back and it was it was bopping like this I was like, I'm not. Nothing is worse than somebody can move it through the airport with terrible luggage. I hate that's one of my pet peeves. Terrible luggage? Yeah, I remember one time

this girl came to see me? Yo, when she walked in my house her suitcase, I said, yo, there's no way you went through the airport with this suitcase. What was wrong with it? Come on, we're not doing that, baby, Dee.

What was wrong with it? That shit was all. It was just bad luggage, man. That shit was bad. It was taped up and shit. It was like ripped. It was dirt. And it was the cloth luggage, so it's dirty.

I'm like, yo, what you doing? Nah. Like, can we not do? I'm like, yo. She could have hit you and said, I need money for a new suitcase. Mine just broke. No, she couldn't name me with that. Oh, really?

I'm not the nigga that's going to get you new luggage. Like, no, we're not doing that. I'm coming to see you and you won't get me a fucking. Now all of a sudden, you coming to see me as I need new luggage. You had this luggage for six, seven years. But as a girl, if she would have text you and say, yo, like, you know, my suitcase just just ripped. I'm supposed to be coming to see you.

Can I get new luggage? you wouldn't have sent that girl $100 for some luggage. $100 for luggage. That's how we got this place in the first place. $100 luggage. Can you relax, please? Who the fuck is buying $100? Who's doing that?

Like luggage? I'm not even saying the designer. Like her suitcase, a suitcase. You could go to fucking Target and get a good suitcase for $100. The ones that we bought for our merch in Chinatown was really the bane of my existence. I was dragging them shits out with like one and a half wheels through the air.

sparks coming up on the sidewalk and luggage. Bad luggage. And that was more than $100. Bad luggage. That luggage was so terrible. But I mean, we got our wear out of it though. We had, we had a couple cities with that. I've had luggage that lasted me for a year that you can get from Target, T.J. Max, anything for the hard cover luggage for $100. All right, but I walk me through it, baby, Dee. You coming to see me. Your luggage ripped. You're like, damn, I need a new suitcase. You're going to send me, you're going to ask me for how much money. You're going to ask me for how much money. because you're not going to sit because I know you. If I get you some T.J. Max luggage, you're going to be, I'm in your group chat.

Girl, look at the luggage. This nigga bought me. I wouldn't do that. I wouldn't do that. Why are you lying? It's your birthday. Stop lying. If I'm going to complain because that's when you're supposed to lie.

If I'm going to complain about something that you bought me, then I can't do that because if that's the case, then girl, go by it yourself since you got it like that. We just watch the gentleman get put on the summer jam screen for sending $30 for lunch. I'm Valentine's day. Does the parents know we're talking about women right now? Like, you think that if I'm the most ungrateful. entitled creatures on earth. First of all, I would have to, I would have to, like, send you the money.

So, like, you would want me to, the question would be, all right, how much is it? How much are you telling me to send you? Well, I'm going to go look at the suitcases. You're not looking at T.J. Max's suitcases. You're not looking at Target suitcases. Well, maybe, obviously she would because her shit was lumped up, fucked up. But that's not going to pay for it. That's what she could upgrade.

Women have way different eyes when they know it's not coming from their pockets. Very true. Very true. Yeah. Y'all get very, y'all taste levels go up when you ain't paying for dinner. Now all of a sudden you surf and turf. Yeah.

You ain't never been surfing. Now you're a fooie. Now you understand wine all of a sudden. See, I don't know what kind of women y'all dating because we spent, I spend the most money and get the most food when I'm out with my girls. When I'm out with men, like I eat real cute and like normal. I'm all my girls. Yeah, that's when you first meet him.

Yeah, we know. We know how I go when y'all first meet. You get it. DeMera's lying like, you wouldn't end up in the group chat. If a girl asked you for $500 and you send her $500, she'll go in a group chat and say, girl, he actually sent me $500. He sent me $500, exactly.

Like, why didn't he send me $1,000? Y'all need to date regular women. I've been telling you all that for years. These are war stories from men I know. I'll never run across this no more. That does not happen with me. But I'm saying it happens. Yeah, it happens for sure.

Yeah. That's what I'm saying. So you're not sending me so back to the luggage. You're not going to say send me $100 for a woman. I wouldn't ask you to buy my luggage. But I'm saying if she would have. If you were asking any guy, like your luggage break, you're in a situation.

What luggage? How much are you asking for? If you say, all right, I got you, how much do you need? What are you saying? I'll probably say 500.

That's six. Shooting the five is six. Shooting the five is six. This absolutely true, no numbers inflated. Your flight was 400. It depends on what he does for a living. So I also,

I'm like women. There they go. There they go count in the pockets. What I do for a living? Now I'm on Google. Now I'm in your Google search bar. You know what I'm saying? And like women even.

even really know what the return is with certain jobs. Yeah. You don't know what your expense. Have you seen Spotify's cut right now? You don't know my expenses. Like, what you mean? It depends on how much he made. You don't know how much I make.

I feel like women take all of that. You know, just speaking for some women, not all, and not myself. I'm just saying that some women will, okay, he makes this amount of money. Chad GPT. He lives here. How much is the rent and how much is his... She doesn't want to know how much my rent is because she need new luggage. To me, that's like illegal.

That's stoking him. How does she end up at my rent? Her luggage broke. Let's stay off course here. Her luggage broke. Now you're looking at my address. Now she wants to know how much my rent is. This world we live in is fucking crazy.

Before you asked anybody for money, like especially men, like there's men I was dating that I would never ask for 500 because I know you don't have 500. But there's men, I know that 500 ain't shit to them. So you all asking for 500 because 500 is a shit to you. I take that into account. I'm not going to be dating somebody who is a professional athlete and then date in somebody who it works for Amazon and expecting them to buy me the same shit and have the-

Yeah, because once you start dating a dude that's an athlete, you'll never date a dude that work at Amazon again. I don't think that's true. Shit. That's where women's perception. What do you mean you don't think it's true? We see it. As soon as a girl start dating a pro bowling,

you think she's dating the supervisor at Amazon? Not happening. Amazon makes some money, though. I know with that nigga just, but they just cast him out, the pro bowler. They just gave him $5.50. That's where women are wrong because they'll think just because he's an athlete,

he got bred, not knowing there's like a league minimum and he's on the practice squad. And the Amazon manager. Women who date professional athletes, you don't think that they look that up. Oh, of course. But there are the ones that are just entering into this lifestyle that just think athlete. You're talking about the professional whores

that know the commissioner. I don't date pro athletes, but if I'm going to date a pro athlete, I'm going to look his contract and I know whether he's redshirted or not like I feel like that's what did you say rich shirt what was that I didn't know I did what they're talking about Richard Richard oh red shirt I thought you said Richard about said Richard who so Damaris suggesting that she would date a college man yeah I don't know what I'm usually a college freshman in that 18 year olds G league whatever you and date nobody in the G league

I don't know Bronny's personality clap that that's not doing that Bronny Bronny is like 10. You dead ass wrong. Hey, that boy is like 17 years old. Bronny can spank them bun, baby. You're not doing that. Brony is not the regular G-League. That's what I'm trying to tell me, baby D.

You told you I told you I wouldn't fuck LeBron and you told me I was lying. If I'm telling me I was fucking Brownie. Brownie? I call that boy Brownie. Brownie is crazy. She already got a cute nickname for him. Brownie. She wanted to make him to brownies already.

Look. Yo, I cannot. But yeah. Sorry. The woman with the luggage, her luggage was fucked up. that's bad ladies don't go over to a man house and and are you asking me this and we never this is our first time hanging out like we never had sex we never seen each other we never oh no that's crazy then you're a prostitute all right so now we get into so her first time seeing you she came

with the fuck up luggage yes oh oh did you fuck still no oh wait hold on no hold on hold on you you didn't fuck that girl because her luggage was fucked up no not not because of that it wasn't even a sexual thing really it was like yo all right come to the city come to new york so it wasn't like no sexual talking like that before. If her luggage would have been nice, she would have

fuck there though. It wasn't the luggage. I'd say yes. Yes. No, honestly, it wasn't, it wasn't the luggage

because like I said, even before she came out to see me, it wasn't, like we didn't have no, it wasn't no sexual conversations. But the luggage

bothered you so much that there was clearly something in your subconscious that wanted to fuck her because that stopped you from fucking. She was attractive,

but then when I saw her luggage, I'm just like, how long is the trip too? Because now, like, let's say you really wanted to beat and that stopped you from beating. Now she's just at your crib for four days? No, it was only, it was

four days. I mean, my hell, nah. No, it was a quick flight, maybe two hours. You bring the shitty luggage on a two hour flight. No, you can't. Nah. That luggage she should never. That luggage should be the luggage that you keep in storage when you got shit in there. That's the miscellaneous shit that you got in your crib

and stole that shit in the bag and put that in storage. I'm like, yo, you flew out with that? Storage luggage? What if she came with a gap bag? I'm not mad. The gap bag is nice. I'm not mad. I'm not.

I'm up with the gap. Then I'd wonder, like, did you bring clothes? You're staying here for a few days. You're coming with just that bag. Oh, do you mean like a tote? No, no, no, no, no. No, did you take me shopping when I get there? I'm taking you shit.

Look at, yo, this, I'm telling. And this is the real mentality that women have. I'm saying stuff just to piss them all. No, no, no, no. I know you are. I know you're saying that to piss meau, but you know that women really think like that. Yeah. 100%.

I'm not inflating a single number here. A woman who I was, was sort of fucking, like a couple times, asked me for money for her light bill. I said, all right, it's a light bill. How much is it? She said, $3,000. I said, but you live in the Superdome? Yeah, 3,000? Are you lighting MetLife? What the fuck? The Eiffel Tower. That shit was probably a year overdue. But to me, I would have respect, I mean, I was never never going to give her $3,000, but I would have respected if she just flat out asked me for $3K. Like now you're trying to manipulate like I'm like dumb.

Yeah. Like if you would have said mortgage or rent, 3K would have been like, okay, I see where you're coming from. Yeah. Nah. Maybe she was behind. Well, guess what? You ain't going to be forward.

There's no way you're getting a 3K in debt and your lights are still on. Nah, that happens. Not happens. Especially if you got a kid, if you got a kid, they keep a mile longer too. Con Edison has not played that shit. PSE and Gield. No, they'll turn your lights off. No, they'll keep it.

If you owe $200. No, they'll keep it. Like I said, especially if there's a kid in the house, they won't turn it off. Yeah, I got to register that. $300 every fucking month. And that shit makes me want to kill myself. How you register? Turn that flat iron over.

Every time you leave the house, you got it plugged in, unplug it. When have you ever seen my hair flat? I don't know. You just be talking. I don't know. It's gas and shit like that. But yeah, I don't know. You need me in there cooking.

But y'all, but y'all know, Ma cheap. It's low key. I'm not cheap. See? I'm not cheap. I'm not cheap. Don't do that. I'm not cheap.

You mean I'm cheap. When it comes to spending money on women, men of your stature would be spending way more money. You don't spend money out bitches unless they're your bitch. You don't just spend money on. So you mean like common sense? Like, oh, I got common sense is what you're saying. All right, yeah, I'll take that.

Unless it's your, yeah, if it's mine, she'd get whatever she want. But if it's just a fun moment, I'm not, you think I'm cashing out on a girl that's going to leave me and then go be with somebody. That's a rental car. How much you're paying for a rental car? Right or wrong. You just fill it up with gas and return it. Here's a little money for you what I'm saying.

You got fool, you know, whatever. Yeah, I had to get out of there. Go have fun with the next thing. No, I think she might have a point. Because when we went to the club in London, you was going to pay for everybody's shit, bottles, all that. And I was like, damn, I've never even seen Maul in this forum before. This is kind of ill to watch you move this way.

And then, like, you conveniently forgot your card and I had to pay. I was like, Maul got me. God damn it. It was going to be on the same card. No, but you were talking to talk like, you were paying for everything when we were in that car yeah yeah because if that was the case

you would have told them girls were like yo me and Rory got you no no but I did that the way you were talking I was like oh alright he got it he trying to make content when I was in London he trying to make content like when we was there one time we went out I definitely paid for it when we went to dinner

I paid for all of us when we went to soul out I thought that was on us no no you left you went back to the room I picked up the tad yeah on our car No, that was my car. Oh, all right, that. See? Thanks, I appreciate it.

That was a kind gesture of you. Thanks, man. You know what I'm saying? Like, everybody's in you. I got it. Like, it's dinner. All right, cool. No problem.

But I'm not going to Chanel and just cashing. I don't know a chick I just met. You bugging the fuck out. Yeah, I see. You only buy a bitch luggage. Okay, but not. Is it? That ain't my bitch.

Is it kind of the cousin of Dirty Mackin, though, that if you and your man have a joint card and company together, and one is flexing about, you know, we got it. I got you. like I'll pay for everything. You're supposed to also say your man if you're on the joint account, right? That's like kind of dirty money.

You're supposed to say like we got you. Yeah, we got you talking all this and I can't even get like the flex points with you. But it's not a flex. Like the low value women that are attracted by that type of thing. But it's not a flex though. See, my mind is not even going there. If me and you are out at a club out of town and we got some people with us, I'm not trying to flex on nobody.

I'm like me and Rory out together like we just went to go to the club. All right, cool. to me that's not a flex like Rory went to get something and you was like nah bro whatever you want like it's not me I can see the credit card that's our company name

I see he making content I never did that I never did that Peach I never did that peach You know what I'm saying Look how they tried to paint me I never did that in my life Yeah that's the night you found

A nitrous can on the floor and started huffing fucking Are you serious? He didn't huff it He was drinking He found a nitrous can outside the bar And took a picture of it Sent to the chat

And we started joking like You're doing nitrous We come to London to Huff Nitrous Like that's what I'm never done Like the whipets and all that Yeah I've never done that Don't trade

What is that I don't even know how you get into that Poppers make your asshole loose right What the fuck Alright What do I think No take it away This is your second right

Take it away What are poppers Poppers? I've heard of the drug Poppers Right I think the gays use it And it like loosens the anus muscles Right Peach?

Peach yeah No that's just Indian food I don't think Peach is gay So I don't think The kid, that's his, like, expertise. Saying your right pee. Yeah. Poppers are.

Recreational drug belonging to the nitrate family of chemical compounds. With fumes are inhaled, they act as a potent vacillidators, producing mild euphoria, warmth, and dizziness. Most effects have a rapid onset and are short acting. Yeah, but what does it say something about making your ass loose loose ass anywhere up there? Oh, I think we would have had to read deeper in the article, but that's what I heard that they do. It's facts. Peach said facts. Yeah.

So is that like how the gays know that they're catching a vibe? Like if they pull out the poppers and they're with it, it's like, oh, all right. That's like saying, yo, you're trying to come home. Okay. Look, I like this question. Go up. Somebody asks, what are poppers? They start with everybody knows what poppers are.

No, the fuck, we do not. I don't know what poppers are. But then they say, right? Question about, no. Mall is like really, I thought it was like a hip-hop. All intrigued. But yeah, sorry, I didn't mean to get us off topic. This whole episode has us.

We just kicking it. It's your birthday. It's my birthday. We're kicking it. It's your birthday. You're going on vacation. This week. Yeah.

You know I go. No, I'm not going to get tow up. I'm not. I'm going to have a couple little drinks. No woman has ever had a couple little drinks. That's not even a real thing for a woman on her. On a birthday?

No. A couple little? Well, I'm my actual birthday. I'm just going to El Molino with Alex. Like, it's going to be very calm. Like,

that's what I'm doing on my actual birthday. We're chilling. And then when you're doing when you land in Houston. When I land in Houston, I'm going to try to find a horse to ride. An actual horse. All right now. That's her version of checking it.

Yeah, that's how baby he check is. Where's the Clydesdales? Holy shit. I'm going to try to find an actual horse to ride in Houston and then I'm going to lay by the pool until I have dinner later on that night. Okay. So horse riding, suntan. Dinner.

And then the club. And at the club, I want to survive, bro. I'm wearing seven inch heels. I want to make it until... Seven inch heels. How short is the dress? I'm actually wearing micro shorts. I'm wearing shorts that look like underwear.

However, I will have stockings underneath because I am a lady. Of course. Yeah. Of course you are. My back going to be out, though. Back going to be out, booty going to be out. But I'm going to have stockings out. Seven inch heels.

Yeah. So... You're going to get that, Closdale. You're going to find it. That's like, hey, you're walking in there with hey, your hand for the horses. With a weave from them too. Yeah, seven to chill.

What? You keep. What? I'm sorry, from an Indian girl. A child slave. Like what? Yeah. Is that better?

Or I could have been wearing my real hair. Some poor little Indian girl that shade her head. Like, why you act like I'm some boyhead bitch? Like, I got air. Right. Get it to your bag now, baby. Because he came for you. He came for you.

What the gay say? Clock it. Is that what they say? Did I say right? Like, Pop, okay, we have to get to

some of the things on this list. No, we don't. I promise you we don't. Can you send us a selfie of your birthday makeup? Of course.

You've never seen me with ugly birthday makeup, though. Ever. You've been with me on my birthday. You took me to the, that's the last time

I was at a club, by the way, is when you guys took me. Shout out to Sean. We went out from my birthday. That's because you had us as supervision that would never allow you

to do real birthday makeup. I don't do ugly birthday makeup. Get your shit baby. Let him know. You don't go to the mall to get your makeup done? No.

Go on. Let me do that. I know. They used to. I've done it before when I was younger. Go to the Mack lady to do your makeup. They're probably nice now. Back then they made you look like a powdered donut.

Yeah, they've gotten better. Yeah. It's hard to see a girl with bad makeup now. I don't even really trust. Like, you know how they made prom now is like a whole, like a real fucking thing. But when I was going to pro, every girl had the worst makeup on earth for their prom. And anytime a girl shows me her prom photo, I can trust her when it's the worst makeup I've ever seen.

You're of age. Yeah. Ugly makeup. Every time with the prom. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Clifford Taylor the 4th.

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Listen to Reality with the King on the IHard Radio app Apple Podcasts or wherever you get your podcast. Do we get into this morning routine? We went on a whole fucking tangent. Ashton Hall is his name. Should we break down his morning routine? First of all, 3.52 a.m.

If you want to get up early, cool. What a specific number? Because if he woke up at 350, that means he walked around his house for two minutes with tape over his mind. Well, he had to set up the camera. All right. So what is this?

He set up the camera with tape over his mouth? Mm-hmm. Well, that's mouth. Okay, well, first of all, you guys don't even know. That's called mouth taping. And mouth taping helps you because it keeps you from breathing out of your mouth while you're asleep. You're forced to breathe in through your nose. So one, it helps people who snore.

And it also helps keep your jawline tight because breathing out of your mouth is not the best for your facial structure. Why is Eddn naked naked? Can you get Edding off? No, Edd is just a hostage. That's what he is. He's a fucking. The cartel has him now. You know that's like gaffer tape that he

That's gorilla glue tape Yeah that's like electrical tape His dad is a super So you know That's an electrical tape That it has what is Yeah Edin is a fool man

All right so 352 I am Okay he takes I guess he takes his The mouth tape off Oh it's ASMR So I'm one of the people who like watching men do things. You don't like watching men do this.

I do. I like, I like watching men. Well, mainly clean. I don't want to see you like naked. You could put his shirt on. But like I like women clean and content and stuff. Okay. That's fun. Do you think he lied about the times with brushing his teeth and it was way short than that? We all lie about what time we get up in the month. Because I don't, of course, but I don't think he brushed his teeth for two minutes. I was, I was really clocking everything on this entire routine. That was my biggest issue. Hmm.

Going outside of 401. Who was taking notes? Do you have an assistant? Well, when you record it's on the camera. Wait, this is his morning routine? Yeah. He capping. He's not getting up at 352 doing all this.

No, you got to watch. It's for content, though. I'll get it. It's for content. Well, to be fair, some people go to work at 8 a.m. And the best time to get all of this shit done is before you go to work. Because I get up to go to the gym at when me and Alex are on our shit, me and Alex get up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to the gym. So.

You don't have to be nowhere at 8 a.m. Maris. No, but I have to be somewhere by 11 a.m. So that's why I get up at 5am, go to the gym, do all my stuff. I got to do a full face and makeup and stuff to come to work. So it takes me a while. You get up at 5 a.m. to be somewhere at 11 a.m. We go to the gym and I journal in the morning.

Like, sometimes I stretch. That is fucking crazy. Yeah. I wish I would get up at 5 and I got to be somewhere at 11. This reminds me of... I'm up for six hours before I got to be somewhere. That's like going to the airport. Your flight is at 4 and you get there at 11 a.m. What are you doing? Why are you here? You terrorist?

If you're flying with my mother, yeah, that's how it goes. That is fucking crazy. But that's morning routine. We just talked about morning routine. That's morning routine. Shit. I want to work out for an hour and 15 minutes. I want to take a shower.

I want to make myself breakfast. I want to journal. Like, all of that stuff takes time. This reminded me when Mark Wahlberg's morning routine went like viral a few years ago. I remember that you on Twitter. I believe Mark Warburg, though. Same, but 2.30 a.m. I'm waking up.

245 prayer time 315 breakfast do you know the type of psychopath you have to be to be able to silently pray for 30 minutes maybe he's Muslim no he's Irish Catholic there's not enough

Hail Mary's in our book that you could ever the guy that yelled racial epithets was praying for 30 minutes he was trying to you know ask for forgiveness right Yeah. He had a while a week. So why did this Ashton thing go viral?

Because people are just bored and anything goes viral. Is he someone? I never saw this so. I don't know. Is he just a content creator or does he have a job and he started creating content? Like, you know, like is he? This is like a genre because it's not just him. There's a couple other people that are doing this. And what's so funny is I had that question with all of them.

You can never figure out what they do during this routine because they go to like their job and it's a quick clip. Like, yeah, let's close that million dollar deal. and I'm like, this guy's a scammer. That's how he has that Ferrari. Like these two, I don't want to put it on his jacket, but they all feel like scammers to me. Let's continue on at 401 a.m.

Okay. First of all, doing push-ups, because I think he goes to the gym eventually, doing push-ups before you go to the gym is the weirdest thing in the world to me, on your balcony. And then take your fucking nose guard off. Nah.

That's a breathe right straight, right? Yeah. Okay. So maybe he has like sinus. issues? I don't know. He has breathing issues? We don't know. Because he had a mouth, he had mouth tape on for snoring. Yeah. He probably, yeah. And then he had his breathe right band on his nose. So he's congested. Okay. His

traps are the size of my femur. I don't think he has breathing problems. Okay. It looks like it looks pretty healthy to me. Mm. Okay. Okay. Ash. Put a shirt on. Journaling shirtless is. Yeah, the shirt off the entire time. Who journal shirtless? and can we go back to the time of how much he spent journaling so then just go on his phone and watch YouTube eight minutes

yeah eight minutes journaling church he's into the gospel that's a new ALS challenge and I've noticed none of these guys wear socks did he put out of Van Cleef to go work out yeah yeah okay come on for a second if if I ever was waiting

for an elevator at 6 o'clock in the morning and there's someone setting up a fucking tripod to get the doors to open and close I'm moving out of that fucking building or I'm knocking your camera out the fucking way imagine waiting in the hallway for this point that's the only thing with this is like if you gotta set up the cameras like nah

I ain't a time yeah this takes a while that's so that's the thing about day in the life of that's why I don't do them as often they take a very long time that's why this is all cap he probably did this at 2 o'clock in the afternoon there's no way you can set up there's two minutes in between each action

You had to set the camera up every single time. No, he's putting too much on the time. He's obviously lying about the time. I see that that might be part of the whole thing. Yeah. The time, he's just, he's lying. Which is cool. I guess it's funny.

Dead sprinting. Dead sprinting. I think he sprinted for all four of those camera angles. No way he about to get in the pool too. Okay, turn it on. The funniest meme over the weekend of this was he floated for four minutes because there was time between him diving and him going in the pool. Yeah.

He was in the air for, four minutes. It's traps. He's in shape. You ain't able to float for four minutes? Okay, so he did push-ups. He went to the gym, and he must be doing 75 hard. You need a workout outside and a workout inside, near 75 hard.

What's 75 hard? That's like Poppers, do me? No. Is that like a workout? Hey, yo. It's like a lifestyle challenge. So you take 75 days. You do little to no drinking.

And every single day, every single day you work out twice, one outside and one inside for 45 minutes. You do 10 pages of reading or journaling. Like, you know, that's 75 hard. I was thinking about doing it. I was going to ask them all to do it with me and start next month. You guys, I'm getting old. The 75 hard when I was growing up with something else. Like what? That was really funny. Does I even put the idea? 75 hard? I'm just saying, I was like, oh, that's how much you want. That's so much work you want. You want, oh, you want the crack cooked up. 75 grams cooked. Oh, all right, cool. would you guys do this

type of content if you did 75 hard I would but I do content anyway so mall wouldn't if you two did something like this I would put it behind a paywall and you have my money 100%

we're doing this if you and Tamaris did this I would pay I could never I would pay your $3,000 light bill to see you guys do that shit this is my vlog I do stuff like this in my vlog though you don't watch my vlogs and I do literally do that in my phone

You ain't never jump in a pool on your vlog. No, I did not jump in a pool. For four minutes in the air. You never did that. Jamaris, you have never silently journaled in your vlog. I have. Just dead quiet journaling? Yeah.

No voiceover? No, yeah, I have. Which episode? Maybe I'm behind. At least two or, you don't watch them. I watched the full Vegas one. Because you were in it, you fucking narcissist? No, because I want to make sure I didn't do anything dumb.

Opposite a narcissist. What awful thing did I do in this video? Yeah, you guys didn't do anything other than call Bernay. sauce, Bernice sauce. Because that's how you pronounce it. Anyway. But yeah, this, I mean, I don't know. There's a market for it.

They get brand deals doing stuff like this. I'm sure some liquor brand or water brand. Definitely a water brand that's going to give him their water so that he can pour it in, all that stuff. I get doing it. I get the appeal people watch it. Oh, no. Imagine this Saratoga staff going into work this morning.

Just being offline and even check their phones and seeing the spike in sales. Like, how the fuck did this happen? Oh, so now everybody. This guy dumping his face. That's why you laughed when I walked in? Oh, okay. Oh, you had Saratoga when you walked in? Yeah, but I've been drinking that.

I was only glass bottles is Mountain Valley or Saratoga that I drink. But I walked in today and Josh laughed and I was like, the fuck is so funny. But now I get it like, oh, so now everybody's drinking Saratoga because of this viral video. All right, I get it. Yeah. Let's continue on with, he had to have got paid by them. This whole video is pretty much an ad. Nice apartment.

Set up a tripod in your shower. is nuts. I'm sorry, was that a banana pill? He just put on his face? Oh, he's, oh yeah. He's rage baited for sure. No, but that's actually, the inside of a banana pill is actually great for your skin,

now. Have you done it? I've done it before. Is that why you order 100 bananas a fucking week? Well, I eat a lot of bananas because I make smoothies every morning. But yeah, the inside of banana peel is definitely great for your skin. Okay. Check him out.

I thought it's for banana bread, but listen, I do the, uh, ice water shit, so go buy a banana now. Great for your paws, yeah. Yeah. All right. Continue. So looking at one

you can get at least 10,000. Scammers. Oh, please. That's what he, the only thing he was doing for work that day

was, yeah, let's do it at least 10,000. You're not even talking to nobody. That was like when Rick Rawls used to make music videos with the skits

and he'd be talking people on the phone and you could see all the apps. Yeah. Like, you're not on the phone, bro. Yeah. Wait, so what does he,

is this, is this what he does? I don't know who Ashton Hall is. I have no idea who this man is. So just this video went viral. We've never seen or heard about this guy before this. Yeah, no. Also, putting on that fit to do that one call and then changing back into some regular

home shit to cook eggs. He's not cooking eggs. That's a girl cooking eggs. Oh, was it? See, I didn't pay attention. He's a fitness influencer. So I guess that's his job. Are he smoking shit?

So looking at it, bro, we got to go ahead and get at least $10,000. Oh, he got his queen doing that. My bad. I respect it. Dude, I didn't even like the way he said, thank you. how was he supposed to say thank you? I don't like the way he said thank you. Yeah, I've been up since 350.

You finally get up and made some fucking turkey bacon and eggs. Thank you. You did something. I haven't had a whole full day already. Josh, could you go to the other guy? We don't have to go through the whole thing. This guy is a fucking serial killer.

This is American psycho right here. Imagine Demaris go home with him in Houston and he wake up like that. First of all, let's start by saying, he woke up before the alarm went off. Did this bitch? Did she just bowed him? He rose before the alarm went off. And sleeping like that is crazy

Wait Did she bow to him? Yeah, see, that's what's wrong Y'all don't bow to your man no more That's a fact See? Oh, he makes it love with spinach Okay

And doing that in your bed is crazy I do respect that they all have White women doing this shit for them though How do you know that's a white woman? That arm is white But the other one wasn't Because he's African Please

All right, I'm done I'm not respected I know pimping when I see paper. Y'all not respected. Not the tie-in- Something wrong can't come near me. Yeah. That's a trash fit.

Don't do Carlson like that. This is ridiculous. Yo, this is very funny. He didn't sing that. Okay, for our audio listeners, what's his name? I'm not sure what his name was. Marvin Vinci. The concert creators are having fun.

Yeah. And I definitely don't. I want to make one now. There was some funny ones of like weedheads, morning routines. The internet did what they were supposed to do this weekend. I saw the craziest morning routines ever. Rory, if I make one, will you be like my like sleeve like they have? I think that could be good content, no?

You know, me throwing you, your blazer would be. You want me to sing Queen to Be as well? Yeah, that we don't. Well, Marvin Achi was his name. Sorry for our audio listeners who couldn't hear what we were watching. Who's the guy that, um, I remember Drake redid one of his skits

he was the original like that's not the same the Target guy the Target guy yeah oh okay like do we owe him some royalties like he really he started a genre

but yeah he was cleaning that was the because we had played that routine shit yeah no that was good I think we used to all Carlos Harris we were watching

I was cleaning but the Target dude just went to like Target and y'all were making fun of him for setting up his tripod to watch him walk in the target and know he had to walk out and come get the truck listen filming content

is very very very embarrassing. Wouldn't it be easier to just have a camera person with you? Who paying for that? Who paying for that? I mean, wouldn't it be, I'm saying, if you're one of the bigger Oh yeah, for sure, but that's, that's an expense. But and also, it's, you can tell that he doesn't have someone with him because that camera's not moving at all. That's just stationary. Still. Yeah, but I could have somebody with you that has a little app tripod and they keep

setting it up, like me setting it up, walking and then coming back to pick it up, we're not doing it. If, if I see a tripod in the parking lot of Target, and he walking in, I am driving through that tripod. See, you're a hater. No, you're inconveniencing everyone else's day. I'm sure you could go around. He's not setting it up in the middle of the parking lot. That guy did.

Yes, he did. I've seen people walking to target. And it was definitely, I've seen target interests. And it was like, that camera's in the middle of the 100%. It's very, it is very embarrassing. The checkout line? Oh my God. I hate doing it.

It's one of my biggest struggles with creating content is I like being, A, I like being present in the moment. And I don't want to feel, make, make everyone. make everybody else feel uncomfortable when I'm recording. But then I look and I see content creators, like the real ones, reporting on how much they make and they're making $10 million a year. And I'm over here like, fuck being embarrassed. Like, girl, pull that fucking camera out.

There's no such thing as embarrassment no more. That's true. People have no shame. People have no pride. All of that is a thing. You have shame? You still have shame? People look at you like that when you feel like, there's no shame no more.

People are you kidding me? I still have shame. I have shame about a lot of things. I have too much shame. So lose some of that shame, gain some of that fame. Damn. I'm saying? Today's mathematics.

What you're going to do? Trade in that shame for that fame. That's the problem. It's not even really fair. Show your asshole. Once you show the asshole, baby, do you know? Once you do that. But you're out of here.

Pre-popper or post? Post. Okay. I'm cool. You out of here. Popper influencer? Show which one work. That's how you got to do it.

Yeah, I'm cool. With the voiceover? Absolutely. Holy. All right. Well, what else is on our list? Yo, we just talking fucking y'all. It's free reign today. It's your birthday. It's your birthday. Turn up. If you right now, if you listen and take a motherfucker shot, I don't care if you at work. Say you're going to the bathroom, go across the street to the bar and take a shot of fucking Don Julio for me. And then when you get fired for being drunk

at the job, cold de Maris and she'll make sure she's taking care of you for the next week. Yeah. We can have standing hosts. You guys could come in and take a little bit of, you know, be me for a day or two. And I'll pay. No, the fuck they can't. I was like, wait, well. No, they can't. I feel for them for getting fired. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not my business.

No, won't be here. We need more mothers like, who's my guy, Jaden, Daniels. We need more mothers like his. I saw that. What was going on? They were at the game. So, Juju, uh, Juju, Superstar, uh, Future WMBA player. Yes.

Uh, plays for USC. She was at, uh, was it the men's game? She was at? Was it the men's game? It was the women's tournament. Uh, she was at the game. and her and Jaden Daniels, right? Her and Jaden Dany's quarterback for the Washington Commanders

were seen on Cam sitting next to each other. Obviously, he's one of the hottest young players in the league. She's one of the hottest young women's players in college basketball. So, you know, the camera's going to catch these two people sitting together having a conversation. Cheezing, though. He was cheesing. He was cheesing hard.

Like, commanders had a great season. Didn't end the way they wanted to, but they had some wild games that I didn't even see. him cheese that way in the fourth quarter. Yeah. But I mean, you know, it's, I think they were laughing because once they noticed, they had them on the Jumbotron, probably in the, in the arena. And they probably was like, oh, man, like, they seem like they both know, like, this is about to go viral. Like, they start looking at their phones. Like, everybody's probably like, yo, y'all are on TV right now.

I think Juju got that risk. I'm not, I wouldn't doubt it. I mean, he was giggling him out of his drawers. Yeah, I wouldn't doubt it, but then, then mom showed up in the next shot and was sitting between them and she seems to be pointing to the camp like the jumbotrons and you know like the camera's right there they can see uh oh he probably got a girl or if he if he doesn't have a girl you know maybe they're just like the mom was like we don't even want us to turn into something yeah which is what it obviously you know i think mom sitting there so made it a bigger story they made it a bigger story than if they were just sitting there together because she was actually pointing directly at the camera like

the camera can see y'all y'all sitting here y'all know what they're gonna turn this into because they can really just be cool friends like it ain't even nothing like that but you know what the camera catching juju and jaden dames you know what social media's gonna turn it into which is what they're trying to turn it into obviously but she's protective like because we know

juju she'll let's slid and not going after anyone's money would just date a guy because she likes him mom wasn't even playing that that's a protective mom of the finances of that family not but i don't think it was No girl could be around us. No, no, no, I don't think it was that energy.

I think it was more so, like, you know, y'all know what they're going to turn it into. Like, we're not going to let them do that. Like, because they could really, they might even be, damn, because there's people, he's obviously sitting in the section with her family because somebody behind him has a juju shirt on. So obviously he's sitting in the section with probably her family, you know, whatever, whatever. They might be damn near like family or close to the family, but the mom knows what they're going to try to turn it in. to what the camera is going to try to turn it into. Did you prefer this relationship reveal or Tiger Woods? Big relationship revealing parties over the weekend.

Well, Tiger kept it, you know, he kept it all the way pimping. He kept it. He kept it with the money. No, he didn't. Why? First of all, saying, love is in the air. It's fucking hilarious to start your captional. Love is in the air.

Life is better with you by my side. We look forward to our journey through this life together. At this time, we would appreciate. appreciate privacy for all those close to our hearts. I wasn't even aware y'all were dating. I would have kept it private because I didn't know. But I'm sure somebody knew. I think, is this a marriage proposal?

Like, I think they got engaged or something, no? Looking forward to our journey through life together sounds like they just got engaged. So, yeah. Well, if you pimping like Tiger, that could just be a weekend. The journey with Tiger could be able. He can show you the time of your life in two days, though. Yeah. Did you hear those voicemails?

Tiger getting crazy. Yeah, like Tiger, this is Tiger Woods we're talking about. So, I mean, you know, life for him could be a week. Change your life in a week. Tiger throughout his entire career has always given us more information than we needed. We didn't know about this relationship until he told us. He even said on that voicemail to the woman he was cheating on his wife with, Hey, this is Tiger Woods.

Can you please delete all of this so my wife doesn't find out? who says their full name to someone they are fucking. Wait, this is. And who's the other tiger? You could have just said Tiger. This is Vanessa's rap sheet, like with her, the guy she's dated? I know nothing about. During her teenage years, Vanessa dated local street gangster Valentin Rivera,

member of the violent gang, Latin Kings. So she went from the Latin Kings to a white king, Leonardo DiCaprio. In 1998, Vanessa was leaked. How old was she in 1998? With American actor, Leonardo DiCaprio from 1998 to 2001. Vanessa dated Saudi Prince. And Khalid bin Bonder, Ben Sulton Al-Saud. Sounds like a lot of money.

The relationship ended in 2001 when Khalid bin Banda left the U.S. after his Saudi ambassador father was suspected of having indirect ties to individuals link with the al-Qaeda. Jesus. Oh, she fucking were gangsters. She went from the Latin King to Al-Qaeda. So then on November 12, 2005, Vanessa married Donald Trump Jr. The wedding was held at the Mar-a-Lago Club in Florida. The service was officiated by Trump Jr.'s aunt. Trump Jr. had proposed to her

with a $100,000 ring that he had received as a gift from a jeweler in exchange for proposing to her in front of paparazzi outside of the jeweler's store at the Short Hills Mall in New Jersey. And this is why you can't this is why you can't worry about chicks past.

Because then you're going to find out she was fucking with Al-Qaeda. Yeah, Al-Qaeda Jada. Al-Qaeda. Lio. Leo, my man, Valentin Rivera uptown. with the Lank Kings. She went to Leo downtown in Manhattan. Then she went over across the Sears to the Saudi Prince.

She, no, this, she needs like a short series. Oh, sure. This would be the craziest movie ever. Yeah. See, they will never go back. She started with the Latin King. She ain't been with one since. She went to the Prince of Saudi Arabia.

She went from the Latin King to a Saudi prince. And then she turned 22, so Leo wanted nothing to do with her. Stop. was young at the 90s. Holy shit. That's nuts. I would love to know how we met story

for every single one of those people. Yeah, like, where do you meet the Saudi process? She's a pretty skinny, blonde white woman. She's in all the rooms. There are easy for her to get involved in the rooms. There are tons of blonde, pretty white women. No, but he's saying, how did you get in those rooms?

Baby, they pay you to be in them rooms when you're pretty. Yeah, but look at her. She went from a Latin king to Leonardo DiCaprio. to the Saudi prince to Donald Trump Jr. To Tiger Woods.

Are you kidding me? Her type is criminals. Everyone outside of Leo on there is the criminal. That fucking run. That's the generation. She's in the thugs. She's on a run. Her origin story is crazy.

We need a Netflix special on her. We need to know. We need to know what's up with you, Shoddy. How do you go from a Latin king to the Saudi prince? Well, Hollywood king, Leonardo DiCaprio, to the Saudi Prince, Donald Trump Jr., dad's president. You went from Al-Qaeda to a family that is now controlling the country that your ex blew up.

Yo, can you fucking relax? Well, in 2005, Donald Trump Jr. was just, they weren't in politics at all. 2005? I mean, they, all right. They owned the city that her ex blew up. Yeah. She getting to it. I respect it.

I wish sometimes I could be that girl. I wish. All right. Just told you. Get rid of that shame. How would you shoot your shot to Al Qaeda? Well, she didn't know they were attached to Al Qaeda. That was private.

She just thought he was a Saudi Prince. That's all that matters. Your Saudi Prince, I'll fuck you. I don't care what y'all do for your money. Way before LaBron. Saudi Prince. Oil money? Shit.

Well, that's the problem. You have to get shit on. Yeah. This part of the black gold is shit. inside the bubble. My home girls were having that shit. How much would it take for you to get shit on conversation? What number they landed on?

Watch the cap. A million. A million was the lowest. A million was the lowest. A million was the lowest. You caping. Demaris, your friends are lying. I'm going under a million.

Really? You're lying. Demaris, if a nigga pull out a hundred K cash. No, bro. A hundred K? I could just like do my job well and get 100K. I could like actually put work into fucking content creating and make a hundred K. How much, how much work would you have to put in?

to make $100,000. To make $100,000 in content creating through brand deals and stuff, I would have to record every day. I would have to take it pretty serious, but it's possible. A nigga got a shit on you one time. Yeah, but you got to live with the poppers. Five minutes. You have to live with the fact that a nigga shit it on you for the rest of your life.

Yeah, whether it's $100,000 or a million. That $100,000 going to dry up quick. You know how fast I can spend $100,000? I'm bad with money. All you got to do is call that nigger say, hey, your stomach hurt again. Hit me when you got the bubble gut. I'm there. Hit me when you start rumbling.

And then I feel like after it happens once and it like isn't the worst thing ever, you're going to go back a few times when you need that 100K. How is that not the worst thing ever? I've never been shitted on, but I'm thinking if it happens. And you're like, well, that was awful, but I survived. Yeah. So you're telling me that you would let a man shit on you for $100,000. When you put it that way, it's tough to say yes. But he would let a, he would let a girl shit on him for $100K cash.

Yeah, probably. Absolutely you would. Yeah. Honey K? Can I close my eyes? of course. Oh yeah. And you can put the ashen hole, the tape on the mouth.

I was like to say, can I tape my help? Yeah, you can do all of that. That's your morning routine. As long as that's my morning routine, just one time. Yeah, shit on me, I'll get up, pray. It has to be recorded. That makes it better. It has to be recorded.

I'm selling that tape. Where is this content living at? Is this only fans? Cut me in. Y'all are crazy. To shit on me? Bring back shame. Bring back shame.

Ah, they don't care about that. I could, they don't care about shame. I could triple that $100K if it was filmed. Yeah. Now you're talking about me spreading the content around. Matter of fact. If it's the only fan, I need a PC. I need percentage.

Josh, can we talk to volume and see what advertisers would be interested in a video of me getting shit on? Let's see what this value is. Yeah, we can get a baby white brand, body wash brand behind this thing. You know how in the dove commercials when they clean like the ducks in the oil? Yeah, with the oil. I would be the duck. He would be the duck. They put me in a sink for the morning routine.

He's the duck. A duck ass, niggas. He's the duck. He's the duck. It's the wounded bird. Your girls is lying. A million, they're coming under that million. A nigger knock on their door with 50K cash, they letting it happen.

50-k, no. 50-000. Look, Demaris, half your home girls, ain't never seen $50,000 in cash. I can promise you that. Most humans have it seen $50,000. All right, so now we're on the same page. So now a nigger tell you, yo, here, that's yours. Just put some top on the floor.

Lay down. Let me use the bathroom on you. My pride is too. I can't. See, I just told you, you lose that shame and that pride. Yeah, I'm gonna be broke for the rest of my life

because I got too much pride. That's fine. I'm cool with that. Morals and integrity. Ain't that show shit? Morals and integrity. I'm not. But Vanessa can shit on me

for $100K. That's a fact. Who? Vanessa, that's her name, right? Yeah. $100K. Sit down, Vanessa. Cash?

Sananao, V. I start calling all. That's V. V. Sin now, sit now. That's probably why Tiger went after her because we know Tiger's into some weird shit. He probably found out

what she was doing in Saudi Arabia. that's my queen right there. Tiger said, we like to keep this private. Thank you. And posted a picture of him and his girl. I hear that. Two photos.

You live in a different world. We like to keep this private. He letting you know, this is my girl. He letting it be known. Now give us our privacy. He must have went through that phone or went through that IG.

Somebody was DMing her. So it's like, yeah, keep this private. I look forward with our journey together. That's her don't get no DMs. She gets flown straight to the console. Yeah. She got separate phones for each. The Saudi Prince?

She don't get no DMs. You crazy? Nah, she's way past that. No, to get in touch with Vanessa, you got to send the jet. Let her know, yes on the runway at 10, be there. Yeah. Bathroom's out of order. So you know what we have to.

So you know when you... Bathroom doesn't work, so you already know what we're doing when you touch down. So good. I'm sure there's been plenty of pilots that fly the private shit and have had compromising situations that we're talking about now. Like, we'll give you a little. extra of you allow me to shit on people while you fly this plane. Oh, yeah, that happens.

Private jets? You can do whatever you want a private jet. A couple times before private, you see the pilot once you get on. And I guess whoever the flight attendant is. But like there's a door you can close and have complete privacy. Like you never have to see them if you don't want to see them. So I was sitting there. I was out.

Yeah, I get it. I understand why these niggas be flying private. You can do whatever you want up here. But do you think they like do the shitting on the descent? or like they want to live in the smell for the whole flight, like out the gate. Once we've reached our cruising altitude, you can take your seatbelt off and shit.

It's like the Wi-Fi. Yeah. The Wi-Fi work. Yeah, the Wi-Fi work. It's time to take your shit. Yeah. It's like the Wi-Fi. Once the Wi-Fi can work, you're good.

You're not hot-boxing no plane. That's crazy. If your thing is shitting on women, I doubt the smell of shit bothers you. It probably turns you on. Yeah. You got to be a different type of person, first of all to do that.

Your mental is like on a whole other thing. Ill. Say ill. You call it by else mentally ill. Yeah, no, that's a mental illness. Okay. You like shit in on people. That's a mental illness, you sure. I would love to talk to, like, a therapist or someone of, like, how does one get into that? How do you even discover you like some shit like that? Yeah. Because, you know, they have triggers of, like, you know, why certain people do certain things, sexual abuses, kids and all that.

How do you get to the shit? There has to be something specific that happens. No, you just at that point, you're at that point where you just, now you're just trying to entertain yourself. Like, women are just, obviously. to you. Like, you have so much money. It's like, these are your toys. Like, that's your toilets. That's my American toilet. That's my London toilet. Like, what's the wild, I get off on the power aspect. What's the wildest thing I could do to this person? Yeah. For, and they, like, for $100,000, like, $500,000, it's nothing. Oil money, literally they'll shit on $500,000.

You can't even count, you can't even count the type of money they have. Like, there's no number. Like, they just, they just, like, I don't know. Money doesn't exist at all. We just live like. There's no net worth. Yeah. Yeah, I'm cool, though. Mall did one of my favorite things over the weekend, which is piss off the timeline.

Did I? Yeah, at this point, like, before, not to say it got annoying with how many people were in mentions about the battle and all that, all that shit has passed. Now I really enjoy watching you get people so upset talking about anything positive with Drake. Like, I would just. clicked yesterday on the tweet and just go through every single mention and actually laugh out loud. Like this was really offending people. They were upset. Yeah. Like they were lashing out at you because you started with saying songs for you isn't leaving rotation anytime soon. Just that one popped it off. And then when you started to go on the Kanye-like rant rant about it, I was like,

oh, he's going to make the TDE chats head explode. I didn't drop the F-bomb, so that's not a Kanye rant. I didn't drop the F-bomb one time. I was I was called. I was called. I was cautious to that. I was like, I wanted to, but... Where would it have fit in any of these tweets? Do you tell me where you deleted it? Yeah, it might be in my drafts. I might have a few in the drafts for sure. Yeah, but I wasn't trying to... I was at, I was home Sunday shit, watching the tournament on TV on mute and just playing music and cleaning. And I'm listening to a bunch of music, but then this, sexy songs for you came on and I'm listening to it and I'm like, though, it's been out

and we know how now how hard it is for an album. to stay in your rotation after a month of being. Oh, yeah, it's very tough. It's almost impossible for an album that's not a good album to be in your rotation after a month of being released. But then in listening to it, I started realizing that every time I hear a different record on it, I like a different record more than I like the last time I saw it.

I mean, last time I listened to it. So I'm just listening to the album, and I just started like really listening. I'm like, this album is really not just a great album. out of 21 tracks, maybe I skip two, maybe three out of 21 tracks and it still sounds good a month later. I already know what these songs are going to do in an arena in a performance setting. Every time you open your phone, somebody is playing a song, one of the songs in the background, making a video to it. So clearly people are playing this album and they're listening to the music.

But I'm just listening to it and just really getting into the, never mind the energy around Drake and about all that. I don't even care about that anymore. I'm just listening to music now, enjoying music. And this is some of the best music. I think both of them have in their catalog. Definitely when he's gone, to me, is one of the best. I think that might be one of Drake's best verses. That's probably my favorite song on the project now.

So I'm just, again, I'm just going through the music, listening to it and just started tweeting about it. Like, it wasn't to piss nobody off. It was just to just a tweet. I think there was just a tiny bit in your head to piss people up, which I think is fine. because while I do not agree just time-wise to say it's a classic album that you tweeted, but I'll say it if it pisses all the internet. Because that was the one I ran to because I was, look at the difference between all the comments between each one of these tweets.

291 people replied when you said it was a classic. Yeah, but that, again, now I love that tweet. But again, I wasn't tweeting that to piss anybody off. That wasn't my thing. You told them to stop lying to themselves. because I feel like people are lying to themselves. I feel like people that... To say it's a classic,

it's still a rotation, I like it a lot. I'm not lying to myself by saying I don't know if it's a classic yet. The same way I feel about this album, the same way I felt about someone walkers over it. That's... Okay. That's crazy company, but...

How is that crazy company? Because I think over it is one of the few albums we've had that was like, this is an instant modern classic. I feel like that about... This has 21 tracks and you could... Maybe you'll skip it. skip two, maybe you'll skip meet your Padre and join with Ice Spice. Maybe. That's two tracks you skip out of 21 tracks. If this was two new artists, we never heard of them, and they

dropped this project. I'd say, wow, they sound like Drake and Party. You would say that. You would say that. But would you not say the music is fucking crazy? Of course. I think it's crazy and I know what artists. So that's all I'm saying. If you have 21 tracks on an album and maybe I don't listen to two every time it comes on, to me in 2020. In 2020, you have a classic album. Listen, that's subjective to everyone. Oh, it's definitely subjective. I'm saying to me. Nokia, which is an incredible song, is not the new hotline bling.

And this is where we get into those A-lister convos where we start yelling, because I think you guys don't put enough respect on real classic shit. Do you understand why I said it's the new hotline bling? Melody? No. Okay. He dropped hotline bling. Oh, I see.

Because of the hotline bling, Nokia phone. I see what you think. No, no, no. But not only that. I feel like it was an easy. When you first heard it, it's kind of like, yo, what is he doing? And not only that, he released Hotline Blink

in the middle of a beef with me. He dropped out on like a two-pack with like two other songs. It was charged up, Hotline Bling, and I forgot the third song. It was three of them. But everyone ran to charged up. And I remember coming to the pod the next day,

like, yo, y'all not painted to this Hotline Bling record. That, like, drum remix shit is crazy. It's currently number three on the top 100. Okay. Number one, the US Apple Music. The video comes out Friday. this song is going to be number one on the Hot 100

Billboard next week. Now I see what you. The Hot 100 just dropped and it's not in the top 10 for any way. Nokia? Yeah. It ended at one point.

It's number one on Apple Music right now. On U.S. Apple Music. I don't really know a stat shit like that. But okay, with context, I sort of see what you're saying as far as a song that was like, all right, hmm, and it grows on you very quickly

of how catchy it is. I just dealt like Hotline Bling I think maybe only God's plan you could really like compare to as far as what that song did for Drake. What do you mean? I don't think Nokia will ever see the numbers or impact that Hotline Bling had. I think God's plan would be the only other song. But God's plan is his biggest song. Highline Bling was an anomaly.

That was, that was out of here. I was out of here. Even for Drake standards, it was out of here. Yeah. But, well, I mean, I just like that you pissed everyone off, that's all. Y'all gonna see? Just remember I said it.

You think it'll do the same numbers that Hotline Blamed it? I'm not going to feel like it would already have to be on that trajectory. I didn't say the same numbers. I said it's the new Hotline Blames. Okay. Meaning exactly what it did. It was drop post or close to a beef. It was a record that he first heard it was like,

yo, what the fuck is this? It kind of was like a, it threw you off a little bit. And then it took off and was the biggest record out of the whole beef. man I would have been so tight if I was me imagine back to back and hotline bling both playing when you're in the middle of a battle like all I'm saying you win

this is all I'm saying I'm looking at now I'm looking at Drake's most successful songs on God's playing though right or one dance maybe and my feelings is up there too for that songs that were number one he has a lot of songs that were number one for 10 weeks

okay yeah so I'm we can't I mean his numbers is We can't get into that. No, I'm just looking at which songs were number one for the longest amount of time. And I'm seeing in my feelings, hotline bling. Yeah, there's a couple of them. I saw a small part of one dance. The timeline up in arms over, I guess party.

Party is reference for Ratchet Happy Birthday. Leaked. And everyone was in up in arms like, this is why we can't fuck with him. This is why he's not a real artist. I'm like, dog. That doesn't change a single thought in my mind if Party Next Door wrote Ratchit happy birthday.

Rory hates that song so much. This is the song in question that we're going to define if we could fuck a trick or not. Rory fucking hates that song, yo. I think the Padre shit might be worse, but, you know, that's the only you don't want to meet her podger?

That's your problem now. God's plan was Drake's... What if I called a Padre? God's plan was Drake's longest running number one song and Hotline Bling actually never went number one. The highest it went was number two. Yep. What Taylor had that day?

And the song that lasted on the Billboard charts, the longest, was actually going bad meat meal featuring Drake. It didn't go the highest, but it spent the longest amount of time on the charts. Interesting. Yeah. But I mean, you know, if mall thinks it's the one. If mall thinks it's the one, it's possible. Listen, I went viral dancing to it, so I like the song.

Every girl likes that song. it's okay that's why I said enjoy the music like it's good music it's a good song like people just act like they don't like it because they know the beef shit I get it but it's like okay put that this is good music

act like this is not Drake and party this is great music on the project well I can understand somebody saying they might not like it at first and never going back to it because hearing it the first time it's something you gotta like really you gotta be a partier to really understand why the song is good

because if somebody who just listens to it or you just got to have a certain taste level and like good music Not just because something is good to other people. You know music is subjective. If somebody is somebody who just listening to, if somebody just listens to music, like, just in their headphones, they don't really like bump me. You know what I'm saying?

Like, that might not be the song for them. And I can understand. Oh, yeah. I mean, we obviously, we know that. So it's subjective. But my thing is, I'm just looking at 21 tracks from anybody. And if you can consistently a month later after that album was produced, released, and listen to at least 19 of those tracks consistently,

It's a great fucking project For many artists I don't go fuck Who put it out 21 tracks It's hard for people To listen to 21 tracks consistently is all I'm saying

A month later The album is sounding better Every time I hear it And I already know what they're gonna do When they perform it Like I already know what the arena Is gonna look like When they're going to

And start performing these records And all the girls Start posting videos Why this shit is gonna be everywhere It's everywhere It's everywhere I cannot open Instagram And not see a girl

Or a guy playing this song In a video It's impossible Maybe it's just my algorithm. I don't know. Maybe I just follow certain people, but every time somebody else open it, you hear it. Somebody with a phone, TikTok, you hear one of the songs on the album. I'm like, okay, people are listening to

this project. I hear that. Did LinkedIn or like some companies sell all our data to Indeed? Who is Indeed? You know, everything they say about you is true. Indeed is where you go to find jobs. So I've never

signed up for Indeed nothing. I for the past few days have been getting nothing but indeed emails and calls about job positions. This one is, this is hilarious. This was six hours ago. Podcast producer. Who? Hi, Rory. Your background in digital marketing and project management could be a strong match for

this podcast producer role. What podcast is for? Road Invincible threads. I don't know. What they paying? 150. Listen, man. I don't need to be on my

Josh, I see you, you see me. Health insurance. Day time off. Dental insurance. Vision insurance. Got to be able to see. See the vision. I got to hear.

Yeah. But yeah, I don't know why I'm being spanned by Indeed constantly for fucking jobs. Maybe he's God trying to tell you something. Maybe he's God trying to tell you you a trash podcaster. God works in a mysterious way. Listen, man. Sorry, that was.

I don't know why I did that. Look what they did to Jesus. Like, God definitely makes sure, you know, as strong as soldiers go through what they need to go through. I hear you. Just so you guys can understand. So what are y'all doing with your week off? Because y'all know me, I'm going to be filling my stomach with Italian food and little drops.

What about you guys? I don't know. I might live vicariously through you. Come to Houston. I can't, baby, Dee. Let me tell you one place. One city I cannot go to. I can't go to Houston.

Come on. I know me. I'll hit y'all both be like, yo, you know what? It's the end of the road for me, man. I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. I mean, Roya come down there with us.

We could all go and then just stay. Roya come down there with us. I can't, man. I can't, I can't go to Houston. We just get peed, some nitrous or whatever out there. It'll be fine. I can't, man. I just know me.

I can't do it. I stay away from Houston. See, the thing about me is I'm very myself. I know the places like, nah. Y'all let me know how I was. I'm not going. because I just know how Houston would have me forever. I can't spend no time in Houston.

Can't do it. Yo. I can't. I can't. I can't. I can't. I'm just leaving all his shit in his crib. Leave it there.

Burn it. Get it. Get all new shit. Don't worry about it. Would you guys judge me if I went to Detroit? Yeah, because I would wonder why are you going to Detroit? I may go up. My plan of what my therapist is encouraging me to do is absolutely nothing because I deserve to do

absolutely fucking nothing. but it might go for some music shit like for your album or Eminem out of album? No someone else's I mean if that's you know that's work just you know work-esque you know I'm talking about obviously he wouldn't want anyone

to know he's there so that's what I'm not saying oh okay okay oh but that's that's you know you don't go to Detroit with him instead of Houston with me oh we're gonna have way more fun import mall's been on those trips way more thrilling to almost

die every night then. Okay, almost dying in Mexico City is a little different than almost dying. I almost die in New Orleans. I'm like, you name it. Atlanta, we're going to die. You're going to almost die. Arizona. But did you die? But did you die surrounded by bad bitches?

Because that's what I'm going to do. I mean, you could just die in Detroit because you're in Detroit. Yeah. You're going to get soul food. You can just turn it into soul food. And don't do that. Detroit on the low is actually a very, very fun city. Very low.

on the very well it's different because you live living in Detroit I can see those fun things starting to get boring because there is only so much to do but if you're there for three days if you wanted to kill us it was it was easy

we did the same four things same places went to the cigar loud steakhouse strip club casino that's all I got for you Detroit has great strip clubs oh yeah

oh yeah some of some of the some of a cash dollar stripper yeah i think she was if they got cash dolls down at the detroit strip clubs no i need to be there best women yeah detroit another one just throws you off when the security walks you walks you walks you in and he's holding the AK 47 i'm like yeah do we need that much securing of the premises okay okay i'll be out of here in 10 minutes don't worry in and out absolutely shake some ass smack some ass go even the chicks with like the bullet wounds on their

legs still look good in truth. Yeah, we want to stay away from those, though. Never liked a stripper that had a bullet wound? Mm-mm. Oh, man. Got to live more. No, I dated her, I dated a girl that had a bullet wound, though, on her butt.

In her butt? Yeah. Like on her butt. How... Sorry for our silence. How long until you started to not realize it when you was hitting from the back? No, I knew it was there.

Because I would get distracted every... But it wasn't like a... It wasn't like she didn't get hit with a fucking A.K. like that it was just a handgun 22 or something? I don't know but she definitely got shot in her butt though yeah how does one get shot in the butt? Everybody else get shot when it ain't for them

you had to hook out the fucking basketball tournament the ops show up start shooting out everybody ducking I get hit oh that sucks yeah so what happens did it like affect her her cheek for a while she said she was like that her leg was numb

but you know through therapy and rehab over the years like it's cool just a small little indentate it looked like a little dimple yeah i just wasn't sure if it was like you know sometimes certain injuries when it rains it's a little more sore like maybe you couldn't hit that day now we're gonna hit you cares what it's doing outside i'm hitting for sure you know what this has been another episode of new rory and mall we gotta get out of here y'all we are in our brains are on vacation mode no your brain is on vacation yeah i'm not going on vacation i'm here working me and Peege we recorded four episodes Cap, you want to P.R.

Four patrons, me and Pige. You're going to PR. You're lying. I wasn't there. This was like the car situation. You're going to Detroit. You said you go to Detroit. Me and Pige ain't going to know.

We can watch the tournament right here. I thought you was going away. I might. Exactly. And Pige was looking up flights to random shit. Pee's ain't. That's how I know Pige's sick. He was looking up like, like San Diego.

He's going to go to Newark to the final to the Sweet 16. He's going to Newark, man. He's going to see Duke. I know Pige's. Oh, I didn't know it was in Newark this year. Yeah. Look at you. Now about to go to Detroit, so you can go to the game.

I was thinking about going to see Duke, though. I want to see Cooper flag play. Even though I think he's going to come back for another year. He was bowling. I did want to see him play. I'll see him who. Well, maybe I'll see him. Who knows?

Maybe. Maybe they have fun. Be safe. You know, call us, if anything. Texas, if anything, you know. But just stay safe out there. Have a great birthday. I'll zoom in.

God bless you. On Monday, you know. Do that. Let us know what's going on. Tell Houston that I missed them. I will. The whole Houston just walked by everybody and say, Mom, Mrs.

you. And he says hello. Whole gallery and mall. Yeah, just hello. I'm hoping that nobody recognizes me when I'm out there. Cut it out. You just told all I listeners you're going. You posted on your story.

Do we have Houston listeners, though? Are you crazy? Are you on crack? Is it drugs? What are you on? Yes. I think Poppers. I think it's like our fourth market.

Well, I didn't, we've only done one show there. So I don't, when I think of our big markets, I think L.A., New York, Philly. As far as listeners, I'm not international because London and South Africa are high. South Africa is high, yeah. But I really think is New York, L.A. Toronto's international. Houston might be four.

It might be over Atlanta, actually. But, well, I didn't think our Las Vegas, like, demographic was that big. And we went to Las Vegas and couldn't stop getting recognized. I got recognized more in Las Vegas than any. where we've ever went. Yeah, that shit made me want to hit the agency. Like, yeah, how come there's some, there's some bags out here. Like, the fuck. Well, if you do see me say hi, please don't just stare at me. Please say hi if you see me out and buy me a drink or actually buy me a bottle. Thank you. So recognize you. Yeah. What I'm saying is if you do recognize me,

say, speak to me. That's all. When they recognize me and then they go on the internet and say, yo, I saw a demand. That's weird. I just say hi. Because then you know me and I don't know you. I feel like that's, you know, that's creepy. I don't know that you know who I am. So just say hi. Got you. Is it weird that I turn down drinks from listeners because it feels gay? No.

Man buying me a drink. Yeah. I want that shit. And he says nice gesture all the time. Oh, you shouldn't do that. That's nice. Make sure you're there when they're pouring it though so you don't get roofied. See, if I got to do all of that, I'm just not taking the drink.

It's easy to say I don't drink because I don't drink. Yeah. I'll say, buy me a bottle. Yo, this has been a new, this has been another. Yo, happy birthday, baby, Dee. Have fun. Be safe. Call us if you need us. We'll talk to y'all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace.

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