New Rory & MAL - Episode 366 | Beaucoup

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

It was a long day, but Rory finally made his way to the studio from New Orleans (2:00). The 100 men vs 1 gorilla debate resurfaced on Twitter so Mal had to remind everyone why it wouldn't be a fair fight (40:58). Then, we make it official! Mal will debate DJ Hed with Rory and Demaris as moderators (57:37). Plus, Shedeur Sanders being prank called by the Atlanta Falcons Defensive Coordinator's son leads to a debate about consequences (1:12:17), and a voicemail leaves Mal curious as to what women do when they stay out until 6AM (1:29:05).See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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my luggage was lost. It was stolen. Okay. All 12 of us were fleeced for all of our belongings. Oh, this was the Paloza Days. Yes, this was NBA All-Star weekend. I still believe that was the inside job, but that's for another. Oh, you're looking at the inside job right there.

Oh, that's the inside job? It was either him or better. Pete, you was the mold? Oh, my God. So that time we had went back, not only from New Orleans, we drove to Jackson, Mississippi, and then back to New York City on a plane in the wintertime with just the T-shirts, because it was hot in New Orleans. Yeah.

Luckily, today I still had on my, you know, my little alligator. We'll get to that. You dug Dynasty. Yeah, pretty much. I just need a cigarette. Doug Dynasty. Second time I've come back from New Orleans with just the clothes on my back.

At least this time, I think American Airlines is going to try to find my bag. But I landed after the longest day of traveling that I think I've had in quite some time. I apologize to everyone in the room. We're supposed to record at noon. It's now 6.49 p.m. So good. It's all good. Like a little night pod.

No, but I like a night pod. More. Fresh from New Orleans. This is the type of pot I'm on right now. Okay. All right. I see you. How was the trip, though, other than losing your luggage.

You had a good time? The trip was amazing. I had a really, really good time. Went to a jazz festival. Oh. Saw Roots and Little Wayne, which was great. Probably my favorite Wayne show I've seen. What else did you see?

Listen, man. Jazz. Voodoo. Jazz. New Orleans. PJ Morton. Yes. Talked about God.

My guy, I love him. Yo. So, all right, we walking onto the grounds. Right. And thank you, name dropping. Thank you, Amir for getting passes and everything for everybody. So we walk into Jazz Fest. And to get to where the main stage was to go see the roots in Wayne, we had to walk past

the gospel tent. Okay. And gospel tent's big. It's not like it's some small stage or whatever. But, you know, they got the little flaps up and shit. Jesus is big. And there is a priest screaming. No sound check at all.

I could hear him just breaking up every molecule in the mic of, they chose little Wayne today. We chose Jesus Christ. Yeah, yeah. At the festival, we walked like, well, we just wanted to see Wayne screaming at everyone. Yeah. That was walking past that they decided that we chose Little Wayne today. They chose Jesus.

It was a main stage size. You chose Wayne over Christ. I looked at Black Thoughts like, yo, I'm, my bad. Oh, that's good, though. So it was fun. It was cool just like New Orleans. I mean, every time I go to New Orleans, I feel like it's like a real weekend,

which was All-Star weekend, Super Bowl. It's always something on. Jazz Festival is big, obviously. But it was still a calmer. It's a different vibe. It's a different vibe. So had a lot of fun, but, you know, my birthday's coming up.

This is my last, damn, my last week of being young, I feel like. You'll be 35. 30, yeah. Relax, Kevin, huh? Sorry. You're not too far away. I was drinking. I was drinking.

I'm sorry. First of all, we don't even drink without those logos. Oh, I'm sorry. We're going to get to, the marriage is turned 30. We're going to get to her midlife crisis.

She's having the midlife crisis. I am not. So this was my, because I can't do anything for my actual birthday this weekend. I was like, you know what? Somebody else's dollar

with the extended Electronica family in New Orleans. You know, I'll go doing the New Orleans thing, maybe make a little bit of money. Right. I'm just not cut out for what the streets are for, man. Oh, you just not realizing it?

You want to know how I got kicked out of Dave and Busters? All right, wait, hold on, man. Hold on, hold on, dog. No, it's going to get worse. I got kicked out of a lot of places. Why? A lot of... In New Orleans.

Why and how... You know, hardly it's to get kicked out of stuff on Bourbon Street? They encouraged debauchery. How and why were you kicked out of a Dave and Buster? Jim Crowe is back. What's funny is we had a Jim Crow statue. It was a black woman that had it. It wasn't me in the backseat the entire time,

which was creeping me out. That's really weird that you brought that up. I was tired. I was like gnaughting off a little bit. It was dead quiet, just like this. And apparently that's illegal. I had the police escort me out of Dave and Busters because I went like this.

No, I don't believe that. Yeah, you did something. You're not telling us the whole story. Swartagena. All right. Were you sitting down like at a table? No, it was empty. There was nobody there.

Like we were eating, you know, like bar food and shit. And yeah, it was fucking, I'm hanging out with people. Jay's nephew is fucking 25 years old. Like, I can't keep up with these people. And I'm just tired. It's fucking like five o'clock in the morning. I'm exhausted. So you at the bar nodding off?

Yeah. Maybe they thought you were drunk. I was drunk and tired. But like I wasn't like loud. I was legitimately just like this. Yeah, you were the old drunk fell asleep. Officers with like Teflon on the whole get up fucking automatic weapons. Like you got to get the fuck out of here.

And then and it was like this old dude and then this other manager chick that like I guess snitched on me. And then at least my crew helped me down. They started calling them Penny Proud and shit. And it was a whole. Then we just, we got active after. Like it went from the calm of shit in the world to just like we was trying to shut down Burbs. You could have just got out of them. People shit for real.

I was still tired. Like, I wasn't even with the shits. They was just holding me down. You got kicked out of Dave and Bussas because you fell asleep at the bar. Way worse. Have a blast. So Sunday, yesterday. I'm like, yo, let me do something for myself to, like, celebrate my birthday.

I've never done the alligator tour. Like, I've done the Key West thing where you get the boat, but I never saw. I went to the gator farm, but they were in the thing. And then we just went around the Everglades. Like, I didn't see a gator in the wild. Wild. Okay. So I was like, no, we're doing the fanboat. Like, we're getting the fanboat. The guy has the accent. I feel like I'm in Waterboy. Like, everything is perfect. Everything's been out. You could buy buckets of white claws and Moda. I was like, wait, you could drink too.

Like, you can smoke. I thought it was the greatest thing. You felt like a white American. It doesn't get more white American in swamps and white claws. This is the privilege I'm talking about. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You felt like an American. So we do that two-hour tour, perfect fucking. weather. I have sunscreen. I'm prepped. Like, I'm good to go. We're feeding alligators marshmallows. I'm sneaking ham and shit out there. Alligators eat marshmallows? Yes. So,

this is what they told me. Because they don't want the alligators to, like, be dependent on them to feed them, because I would like fuck with the ecosystem. They don't have pancreas like the way we do. So if you give them a marshmallow, that shit is out they asshole in about five seconds.

They can't even break it down. So it just gets them to come to the boat and not like reliant on if they had a fucking live chicken, that alligator would be there every day with no survivor skills whatsoever. Okay. So they tempt them with that shit. Yeah. Little baby ones. I haven't touched the note. These are like

wild crocs. I was in this shirt. I haven't changed because I don't have my luggage. No footage? No camera? Yeah. Oh, okay. I was a little scared though. Okay. Yeah. We'll insert here. Yeah. There was a big ass croc that we saw one of those. Great, great fucking time. Now, mind you, this, we did

a 2 p.m. tour. Left my hotel. I was like, all right, I bet. The plan was to go from the crock shit to Baton Rouge, which is like an hour away. I've never been to Baton Rouge. I want to go to Baton Rouge. I want to see LSU campus. Go Tigers. I just

want to experience shit. Who knows how many years we have left. This is my birthday week. So I'm like, anything and everything, let's go, fuck. Let's keep driving. Let's go to Oklahoma City. Okay. Yeah. Fuck it. Why not? So my reservation from my hotel is from

Friday to Monday. Checked in, everything. I go back from the crock shit. It's around like 5 p.m. shower change, get my shit together. He's still working. Everything's fine. I'm checked in for the time

I'm supposed to be there. I'm like, yo, we're going to go to Baton Rouge. We'll probably be there till late. I'll just come back here, get my bag, pack my shit up right next to the airport. 6 a.m. flight. Go to Baton Rouge, have a blast.

Inhale some fentanyl. You know, whatever they do out there. It's their journey. It's their place. Yeah, it's America. Yeah. Did all that. Yeah.

College bar, shot some pool, was on my shit, on my mature shit. Roy, you're 34, about to turn 35. No more fuck shit. You already got kicked out of Dave and Busters. You've had a good fucking New Orleans trip as a responsible adult. You fucking chose a little Wayne over Jesus Christ. Yeah. But you're going to choose the podcast over the fuck shit.

Right. I am on time with everything. I get back to the hotel. My key had not been working for a majority of the time because I kept putting it with my credit card. Okay. And that's old school shit. Does that one? I don't remember when you put your key card

next to that shit? Yeah. So it's like 2 a.m. shit not working. I go into the lobby. I'm like, yo, my key's not working again. They said,

oh, sir, your reservation was for the 24th. You've been checked out. I said, where's all my shit? It says, sir, you have been checked out. This reservation has been close. Somebody in your room's sleep right now. I said, somebody in my fucking room to sleep. Wait.

So I pull up my shit and I show this dude who by the way, because again, I was trying to keep up with the youngens. So I was getting in pretty late per night. I had seen this fucking guy for three nights in a row and I was never rude to him. But he just had a bad fucking energy. You know the people that get mad at you when they have to do their job? You're doing the night shift and all I'm asking is can you open the gate for valet? You're not even a valet guy. No matter what key you have, he has to unlock that shit.

I'm just knocking for you to get off your. fucking fat ass off there to just literally open it. It's New Orleans. Like, what do we, we're in the French quarter. This is all this shit is. He was giving me hell the whole time. So I show him this shit. What's that say right there?

Check out, Tom. Checkout time was for the 28th. What's today's date? The 28th. Okay. At 10 a.m. 10 a.m. right? Yeah.

I got there on the 28th around 2 a.m. Mind you, my Kia, just worked. Yeah. at 5, 6 p.m., everything was fine. I just left for a few hours to go to Baton Rouge. He's trying to tell me that I no longer stay at this hotel and that all my shit is just theirs now. Wait, is that what he said?

Maul, you think, this is why I'm proud of myself. This was actually a good entry into 35. Because you've seen me when they deny me of the pre-checked. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it goes crazy. I thought he was, like, I got so angry that I thought he was just, just playing with me and I was like you know what I've been shooting pooling Baton Rouge I must be wrong yeah so I sat down on the couch thinking he was gonna fix it and like 15 20 minutes passes and he's like you know you need to leave right I said what what I thought you

were fixed I just showed you proof like this isn't like I didn't show you a screenshot this is my confirmation right your hotel like I peeping Photoshop from shit like I was so fucking confused. Yeah. So he's like, well, sir, I'm going to have to call security and to pack your stuff up. I'm like, nobody's touching my fucking stuff whatsoever. I will hop this gate in a fucking heartbeat before that. But I'm still trying to be cool. Yeah. Security comes down. He looked like every person I think would be from Holly Grove. So I ain't playing with him. Just let him do his job. I show him this shit. And he was like, he was like, that's some boo-cool shit. I said, what's that? He said, that's a lot.

What you mean? That's a lot. My reservation is... He has to kick me out when I'm showing him my reservation. He's just security. He's not like the front desk. You know, I don't understand that shit.

He's calling me woe-shorty, Buku. I don't know none of that shit. So did you call the police? I would just call the police. So I thought about it. And at that point, I was like, all right, my flight is at 6 o'clock. I was tight, but I'm like really trying not to be that person anymore.

Yeah, because you know your reservation is for 28th. So you're good. So, you know, Amara is like really big into rock collecting now like that's her thing she'll go to the playground pick everything up so I went to a bunch of crystal stores got all rocks everything I got a kids rock book everything that was the only thing I had in my bag all my shit was upstairs I had all the rocks in my little tote bag and I was like Amara could go find some other ones you showed your ass you showed your ass so you got kicked out I was already getting kicked out I might as well go out with a bang

So, no, but you have your confirmation. Like, so you're... No, at that point, more, they were trying to call the police on me. I would have welcomed that. I have a confirmation number and it says when I'm talking to check out. I went upstairs with the security guard. I said respectfully to him, because I could tell just by his tattoos that he had had some bodies that weren't sex.

Yeah. Packed my shit up because I didn't want nobody touching my stuff. Went back downstairs. I exercised my. right to the rocks I had in my hand, and I left. And then when I landed, which we'll get to the other thing, because I was supposed to land at fucking 11 a.m. They called me to Natsu. I'm like about to call Brandy. Oh, because they see that you were when we're supposed to check out. Yo, shout out to Jasmine. I'm not going to say the name of the hotel. They're like,

we're refunding every last thing because they even saw the cameras. And in the report, I did handle myself very well until the young. They don't even know that part. But yeah, they'll find later. Yeah, we'll deal with that late on, but that's fucking crazy. But no, they, on my way here from LaGuardia to here, finally had a callback, they're like, we are going to reimburse everything. That's a safety issue. Like, because at that point, like, if I'm with people, like, imagine if I was with Amar, you throw me out on the street in the middle of the fucking night. I just don't know how that happens. And she's like, we need to go through new training process. And I said, may, respectfully, I'm not like trying to tell you how to run your

business here. But if somebody needs training to look at a confirmation, your own hotel sent, that says this date at this time. Right. I don't know what training can help somebody. Yeah. Like that's ABC, one, two, three. Yeah, that's just, yeah. Well, I mean, you got a free trip.

Yeah. Well, not the flight. The flight, you obviously paid for. No, run that shit up, too. No, but they, no, they even said, like, yo, if you come back, like, we'll set you up. I was like, I'm not. If I go back there, I'm bringing more rocks.

Yeah. I fuck out of here soon. More rocks to the throne. I did pick up one of the rocks that did go through the window back for a morrow, though, because that was, like, one I wanted for her. Yeah. It was one of the good rocks. Yeah.

Cut my thumb a little bit. Well, I'm glad you made it back safe and sound and you didn't go too crazy. Oh, well, no. Then I get to the fucking airport and mind you, just getting there was supposed to be a direct flight.

That didn't happen. That got canceled. I had to go to Philly. You know, I love going to Philly. I love going to Philly from New York. Every time we got to come back to New York, you always got to stop in Philly. Go to Philly, sit in Philly for three fucking hours.

Then get to New Orleans, like, all right, whatever. Here to have a good time. I'm not even thinking about it. get to the airport early, of course. Yeah. Actually, mind you, I try to go to Waffle House to calm myself down, and they said the grill's not going to be off for 30 more minutes.

That made me even more fucking mad. Hot about it, like that bitch up now. I'm so hot. I cook that shit on my forehead on the shit. You can cook that on my forehead right now. I'm so fucking hot. So I just go to the airport, and for those that know New Orleans Airport, shake shack, just like JFK is the only open.

ate a fucking burger at fucking 5 a.m. Of course you did. What else would you eat? It's American. I was livid, man. White claws and burgers, man. That's crazy. So I get on the plane, like we bored right away,

was nothing like how it was on the way here. Sit there, we taxiing off. We make it like three or four feet on the reverse, on the beep, beep, beep. The captain pulls right back and says we don't have enough fuel. All right, man. I'm not making any of this. All right, man. He's like, yeah, yeah, we pulled off in maintenance.

there's a problem between what we can see here and what's in the tank and we were told that we don't have that so then we waited that and the whole place everyone there because it's Monday morning yeah everybody's a part of travel work has something to do absolutely so everyone is just on their phones rushing to see

who could beat who to the next connecting flight everyone was quicker on the draw with me to Charlotte go to Charlotte there's like five flights I go to every single terminal everything they're like sir everyone beat you it's like

a 20 person waiting list on each of these. Jesus Christ. I can't believe I even made it back today. I'm glad you made it back safe and sound. That sounded like a good trip, but it had a little turbulence. Then I land. Yeah.

First notification, I'm thinking like, oh, maybe it's like family that's excited that I'm here. Maybe it's you guys, like, can't wait to pod. It's,

hey, your bags didn't make it. I'd really fuck them back. At that point, at that point, whatever fucking juju juju y'all put on me in New Orleans, keep that shit,

keep my bags, keep my, all of that shit. I don't want, none of it. Keep it. That's what I would have to. I'm just happy to be on the ground. Still smell like sunscreen. And your Duck Dynasty Couture. It's all good. Duck Dynasty Couture. Yeah, man. You got those Duck Dynasty. Baby, what's going on? Nothing. Me and the production team had a wonderful day. We all came to work. Well, once Roy said that he

wasn't going to make it on time. We all, like, tried to get here to do work thinking nobody else would be here, and all three of us were here. So we went to the park and we shot some hoops, and we got, we went to the bodega, and we got ice cream. Like, we had a day. We bonded. You said Josh was trash. Josh was too mad at that point to, like, go through the footage or the film, but he's bad. He's right. How do you know he's right? Just shooting?

Can I see it? You want to meet me on bike? Josh, do me a huge favorite. Go pause right behind Demaris by the Lauren Hill. Can you just show us your form? I just want to just want to see what the shot look like. Do we have any video? No, like how you actually shoot?

Not like, all right, well, we'll add it in. All right, go behind me. Go behind me. Oh. That's not how you should. Backup. That's how you shoot in high school hallways. How you shoot?

I shoot. I grab the ball. Pause. Oh. Okay. They look like Jim Jones and bowling. Nobody actually shoots that way. Only like Alan Houston shoots that way.

Yeah, we never look like what we think we look like when we just show our bullshit. It's never that. It's never that fluid. It's never that fluid. Where did you guys get to basketball? Beach ball went to work and like had like the pump with it. He like pumped the basketball.

at work. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? You're like, yeah, you guys... Why are you walking around with a flat basketball? And then have the pump. Yeah, and then have the pump with you. Like, you know how, why are you walking around with a basketball?

You know how crazy that is? What was that? Homies, a bike pump. I saw your phone, baby. Did you look to hide out there? Yeah, you know, I was doing my thing. I did some editing out there, you know, touch some grass.

And then shot a couple hoops. And then, yeah, we had a good little day. I'm feeling good. What else you did? Because I think you're having a little midlife crisis. Why do you think? that I'm having a mid-life price.

What you did this weekend? You ain't got a piercing, right? I went and got my belly button repierced. Yes, I did. How was that a mid-life crisis? I mean, I didn't do it that way. All right, so now, start with the belly button. Now, if you chop your hair or dye your hair... I was thinking about the red.

See what I'm saying? Bringing the red back? See? Now, you had that era. See? It's some... What you going through? You only third nothing.

You are only 30. I'm 31 and I'm 31. But you're not a full 31 yet, though. Yeah, I just turned 31. But I feel. Really, really good. I feel really good right now. And I want to continue on that.

And I got my belly button pierced because I want to lose more. I want abs, right? I don't even actually want to lose more weight. I just want abs. And that is motivation for me to do so. So that's why I went and got to pierced. Okay. You look, ready to show that midsection?

Yeah. Midrift. Yeah, a little midriff. Let me show that midriff. I hear you. I'm outside this summer. Casually, casually outside. What is casually outside?

Which means I'm not dedicated to the outside life. Like, I'm not really ready to like. be in that shit. That means you go to brunch, but you're not going to be twirking on the table. Exactly. I want to look. I don't want to say,

like, get ass away from my eggs. I like, I don't know. That's been my pop. I don't want none of that shit. I want to go, I want to look cute at home and I want to look cute

laying by a rooftop pool doing work. Like that's, that's the summer I want. With an occasional little pop-off. Is that what is giving this summer? That's what it's given this summer. That's what it's given work by the pool?

Work by the pool. I hear that shit. Listen, man. I wish Mall was with me this weekend. I'm glad I wasn't. No, no, because it was actually like a really, really fun, fulfilled weekend. Mm-hmm. I just, and everyone's going to get mad at me for even bringing the subject up, but it has to be brought up.

We went twice to this bar because it was so much fun. I've never seen so many transgender killers in my fucking life than New Orleans. We went to the gay bar. Everybody in there had bodies. There was some real niggas in there. A bunch of days. What is the scariest shit I ever seen? Yeah, because you don't know.

I would love to bring somebody that was transphobic, homophobic, anything, and I'm saying you are. But anyone that thinks that way to just go to poor boy in New Orleans. Like, that whole block, you swear you was in Magnolia, and then everybody in there is of the LGBTQ community. Yeah. They all are strapped. I'm not sure which, them are. Real niggas. I know.

I know. They'll kill everybody. wildest bathrooms I've ever seen. Like, I had a lot of fun just experience it. Like, experiencing new shit. Yeah. Like, being with a crew that is of that. See, this is when, that grew up out there, and not Jay,

because Jay would kill me for saying that he was part of that. But, yeah. Was with people. Shout to DJ Kelly's, that's Jay's DJ. She, it's so much fun to just be around that community, especially ones that can also kill you. That's why you should, see, that would have been a great time for you to stream. Like, imagine me being able to watch you.

It would have killed a box. community, like just walking around, just streaming. Just imagine it. That's much CTV for me to see Rory in that type of community. White boy streaming, LGBTQ community in New Orleans, in the hood. I mean, but I've done that with Jay a bunch of times. It was that specific, like, the pride flag. It wasn't the noise.

Like, it was the pride flag with, I didn't even know you could carry around, like, automatic firearms and, front of police like that out there. Yeah. It was like, oh, you want one? I was like, no, I'm like, y'all giving that shit out like wristbands? Yeah. No, somebody handing me to the couch.

I was like, nah, I'm good, bro. I don't want that. Yeah, man, make sure you straight out here in these streets, man, it's dangerous. No, I don't want that. Yeah, man, strap up. No, but like, they really carry that shit like accessories out there. And they was like, no, we'll take you to the spot. I'm thinking illegally.

Like, no, we'll go to spot legally. Yeah. I was like, I have a New York ID. They're like, that's fine. It means nothing down there. Yeah, you could tell. I'd have been told him. I understand like in the outskirts, like Baton Rouge, I got that.

But like downtown, I'm sorry, uptown, which still makes no, no one could explain this. Every time I've asked somebody from New Orleans, why is their downtown? Turn your New York brain off. This is downtown. Turn your New York brain off. It's Bucu. Yeah. I thought Bufu means like a lot.

I thought Bucu means like a lot. A lot, yeah. We used to use that in Syracuse. That's what I'm like, yeah, Bucu means a lot. But it's a French for like, they use it heavy down there because it's a French word. and what was this French? I never knew that because we spell it

B-U-K-U but we're spelling it wrong. B-A-U-X whatever, yeah. B-O-U-U-S, B-O-C-O-C-O French word. You know what? Our spelling B, we're not going to do that.

You know how they spell French words with like the E-U-A-X shit? Yeah, cool. Yeah. Like a cool, yeah. I thought it was... That's how it was actually spoke because they were texting it to me

and I was like, all right, man. I got to like research. Like I heard three stacks say. I thought it was like an Atlanta thing at French. No. Oh, it's B-E-A-U-C-O-U-P. There's not an X in that shit? No, there's no X, baby.

Nah. People from Magnolia spell that shit differently. Bukoo, many or much? Listen, it was a trip, to say the least. Well, I'm glad you back safe and sound, man. Strip clubs, where... Stay out of New Orleans for a few more months. Just let it be a few more months before you go back.

Let that ju-ju-way off, whatever's on you, take a good shower the night. No, he was in a crystal shopping. See, that's what happened. Trying to protect myself. Yeah, but that's why he got kicked out the hotel. You got to pick up the wrong crystal. No, crystals was up there. No, you picked up the wrong crystal.

I only had the rocks with me. See, that energy followed your ass right into that hotel lobby. He felt that energy. He was like, nah, you ain't coming in here. Go get your shit out the room and get out. No, he was just a- But look, now you got a free trip. So it's all good. It works out in your favor.

Fair. And I got to see alligators and shit. That was fun. Yeah, feed alligators, marshmallows. I never knew that. Learn something new every day. I'm down to like take the hour course to drive the fanboat. Like we could get the one for relatively cheap.

I'm cool. No, we're just like three seats each. I'm cool. Yeah, no, I'm not getting on no fan boat that you drive. I'm not getting on no fan boat. Me and Austin Mills, now that he's fucking a rock star and famous. We did the little boat thing in the Florida Everglades. Like, they just threw us the keys.

It was like figuring out. It wasn't a fan boat. It was like one of the, you know. Oh, the little doll, no, no, no. That's, which is easy as fuck. The fan boat is totally different, totally different experience. Nah. I can't do that one with you.

Not why you driving, no. And, like, that's how I knew. You know when you just stick out, like, a sore fucking thumb outside of just the sun? They had, like, the earmuffs and shit. But there was a lot of people that were from, like, Mississippi that were traveling to do. Nobody wore the earmuffs. My bitch ass was just, it's so loud. They grew up on that type of shit.

They don't deal. They can't hit nothing anymore. whatsoever. Those type of people? That's what their music suck. Yeah. See, now, don't do that. What? Sorry.

Who's music sucks? No, not New Orleans. You're gonna ask Pee, you put that out later. No, not New Orleans. No, you said Mississippi. Oh, no, the people were from Mississippi that have done the fanbo shit, but they were in New Orleans traveling. Oh, no, no, I wasn't talking about.

I was the only one that had never been used to the fan shit before. I wasn't talking about New Orleans music could never suck, baby. You know. Hell no. Not baby D. She need that New Orleans bouncing her ears. You know. She knows.

I saw Big Freed at Jazz Fest. And we took the petty cab. Minds you, the whole time they telling us, yo, we're going to take petty calves back to uptown. Downtown. We going down. Yeah, got it. The whole time I'm thinking like a dollar cab, dollar van.

I'm like, all right, so where we get the dollar cab at? It's a bike. Like you have to ride a bike? No, you just sit in the back of the shit. But there are, like, our dollar vans that they call pedicabs are bikes. I'm like, wait, we're getting on them. I'm getting on a bike right now. Yeah.

I'm cooked. Yo, that sounds like a nightmare of a trip. Oh, no, I haven't heard. The best thing I heard from your trip is Alligators eat marshmallows and shit them right out. It's the best thing I heard from your trip. The funniest shit was, though, watching the, this is what y'all should go, like, stream.

Watching Questlove and Blackthought in full gear in 90-degree heat in New Orleans to do a full root set, then a Wayne set in that attire. Like, I almost, like, wanted to call an ambulance, like, give Quest a fucking IV on there. That's dedication. Wayne came out full leather with a fucking guitar. Matter of fact, Wayne should do his set

the way he did with the roots anywhere he goes. Yeah? He played, yeah. I mean, it was my favorite Wayne set that I've seen. From song selection, Wayne was involved with the band. Like, the guitar made more sense than just doing, like, some fun shit.

shit. Like he was part of the entire thing. It was actually a good set. That's dope. And it also was my favorite thing of all festivals is to stand on the side of the stage and look at all the white people say the unword. Gotta love that. Oh, they was in full. Lean into it. I don't know. You got to lean into it in New Orleans.

What's the Wayne song that's damn near like the YG song that I usually use the bathroom when it comes on? I feel like every song. No, but Wayne has one specific that I can't remember off the top of my head that like the whole hook is that. the crowd erupted in pigmently challenged hands, screaming at the top of their lungs. I can't remember that song. I just looked over at Quest and he just... I'm just here for the drums, man.

I can't even hear. I can't even hear. I've been out here 17 hours. The last thing I'll say to piss off him here. He did the background vocals for Mrs. Officer, and I'm never going to let him live that down for the rest of his life. Like, actually, he was on mic. He does all the background vocals with Black Thought, too.

Like, for all the root shit, he had. It's him and Black thought Mike wise too. He did all the Mrs. The Wii, Wea, Wee, Wee? He did the Bobby Valentino Park. Oh, man. He did the Wii.

If he did the Wii or Weets, that's the way. That type of dedication is crazy. My God. Shout out to a minute. No, it was an incredible set. Roots killed it. Wayne killed it. Yeah, it was fun.

And it was cool to just go to like a festival in a place I've never been to a festival. Yeah. Like it's different. I'm definitely going to do the Jazz Fest in Montreal this year again. Definitely doing that to summer. Will you do the background vocals for Wayne at that one? Like, we hit Karen Seville. We could say, look.

No, I'm cool. I'd rather just watch. We could do like a temptation day. If you and I would rather watch this. I'd rather watch the legend do what he do. I'll just be in the audience, man. I don't need no mic. I don't need no point.

Rory, did you catch Tank and the Bengas? I know you liked her a lot. So I was trying, they were right before the roots. And while we were trying to get over there was when we got distracted by being cursed out by the pastor. At that point, we had to stay and see what else

he was going to yell at us. And so we missed and just caught the roots at the start. But yeah, Tank was right before, though.

But it was a really cool festival. Great food. I mean, what can you say? New Orleans is always fun. It's the fucking one of the greatest cities

in the world, not even in the United States. Much love to New Orleans. One of my favorite cities in the world for show. I got to go one day. I still haven't been. Oh, man.

Gotta hit New Orleans. Got to. New Orleans is easily one of the best cities in the world easily. Now I know the outskirts you know it get a little tricky but I'm talking about overall. Inskirts is overall just the culture

and just everything. It's us. That's all. It's for us. It's us. Drove by the Airbnb that the moment I land too, shit, I left this out of the story. Moment I land, the car that I was going to from the airport that was going to drive me to the hotel

was right next door to the, Airbnb that I am now. I'm banned from Airbnb now based off that house from Super Bowl weekend in February. I almost wanted to knock on the door like, you know, why you did that? Knock and never use Airbnb. What did you do in there to fuck it up so bad? I left, DeMaris.

Other people say. Well, what did the other people do? Some shit. Really? See, that's why I don't put nothing under my name. When I leave, y'all all leaving. Everybody get out. I'm banned from Airbnb for absolutely no reason when I've actually never booked an Airbnb ever in my life in my life and they banned me.

So some, I don't know, somebody who works at headquarters like I must have fucked her boyfriend back in a day, but somebody has it out for me because I'm literally banned from Airbnb. I've never booked Airbnb under my name. They said I was, they asked for my ID one day. I sent a picture of my ID that said, that ain't you banned me, said I was fraud. So we try. That's crazy. Girl I know as well as banned.

And while we're in New Orleans, we were trying to see if we can get back on with new emails. And yeah, they have, no, yeah. They have AI with your ID immediately. and like I also why I still can't get a debit card back for my account like I only have a credit card on my personal account because I'm still you know I had Loyon and Chase call it fraud they tried to charge me like $7,500 for what? The Airbnb fraud fraud fraud fraud fraud so I still can't even get a debit card

back on my own account since February because of that shit oh my God yeah but they was gassing it like I'm fine they was gas in it no no no dead ass Like, all right, yes, there was smoke, smell, nothing broke. Like, it was a stain that I could have got out. Like, it wasn't nothing crazy whatsoever. They didn't move. They left trash that they didn't move to the front that was in the fucking direction. If they would have asked for like 500 bucks, I would have been like, all right, bet.

On top of the cleaning fee, I would have been fine with that, had Rock Nation reimburse. Like, I didn't care. $7,500, not, fuck that. We're going to war now. Yeah. Like, now you're taking it way too fucking far. Yeah, that's too much. And on top of that, we were talking to them.

off Airbnb. That's what I'm a snitch on them if they're listening. That's why I'm going to win this. They talked to us on text to book outside of Airbnb because I wanted somebody to stay there for like a month or two and was like, yo, Airbnb takes a cut. How about we just pay you direct? And they was like, yeah, bet. This is all after everything. Oh, wow. Yeah, like I would have known, matter of fact, we had left shit there that they shipped to us. Like, I thought we were all friends and everything was cool. Then all of a sudden I'm getting $7,500 in pictures. I'm like, I'm like,

Des, what the fuck? Tess, talk to Trump, please. Yeah, now, 7,500 is crazy.

So, never paying that. Well, welcome home, man. Good to see. Yeah, no, I made it.

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Has it? Did it really? Well, the one thing that happened is this 100 men versus 1. one gorilla shit really took off again. I'd like my flowers. Is this one just a mall to the team? For whatever reason. I just don't know why this is taking off again and why everybody seems to be still debating

this 100. Let me explain something to people that I think people don't understand. Because I see people with theories like, no, we'll send the first 25 in. And then we'll send the second wave in and this. When y'all see what that gorilla do to the first three niggas. and when they start that gorilla start throwing niggas around like nunchucks just picking a nigga up by his legs

and just start doing whatever and all his guts fall out of his ears and shit I want to know who's going to keep charging the gorilla after that so the only I was raised in America I'm not a Spartan I was not raised from birth to be this one

I am going to leave this is why it's bullshit if it was a hundred men in a park it's same Central Park Million Man March if they said it's a gorilla loose every nigger in that park will start running for cover

niggas ain't going to say where's that? It starts charging that. That defeats all of that shit. You could say it's a pit bull loose at the Million Man March and niggas is running. A gorilla?

Elijah Mohammed and Muhammad Ali would get along and be like, yo, we out of here. A gorilla? Yo, come on, man. Let's have fun with it, but come on, man. Y'all not doing nothing with no gorilla.

So to be fair, to be fair, these men would be signing up so it wouldn't just be like, that's fine, right? But the only thing, the only thing. My cousin signed up for Afghanistan. He wasn't prepared. What that mean? Just because you could sign up, don't mean you ready.

No, but. He got shot in the leg in North Africa and was like, I'm going to Temple University. Yeah, it's over. A gorilla. All right, go ahead, baby. Okay. But the only theory that I saw that made sense is that if a gorilla saw a hundred men, because he doesn't usually come into contact with men in the wild, if he

saw a hundred men he might be afraid that's the be it might scare him a little bit that's all i'm saying okay that's great point right when you i got this i got this great point right now what you afraid what you didn't factor in is they have that gene at some point because it's a hundred men versus meaning these 100 men are trying to get this gorilla to submit and beat the gorilla right it's like basically kill the gorilla what you're going to have to do yes when that gorilla figures out where it's at on the food chain, you don't want to be around when the gorilla find out like, oh, I can kill all of you niggas right now.

You don't want to be around when the gorilla figures, because you're right, the gorilla might be thrown off at first, like, yo, what is this? But when the gorilla, when that light bulb goes off and the gorilla figures out like, oh, like, I can kill each and every one of y'all. You just don't want to be around. Like, when the first, you've never seen a man split in half,

like his limbs pulled off of his body. No, I'm. If you were to see that, happened 20 feet from you, the one thing I can promise you is you're not going to keep engage in an animal that just did that. You're going to retreat. That's just a natural thing in your body that's going to say, get the fuck

out of here. A hundred men versus one gorilla, it would be 97 deaths. Three niggas would get away. If Joe Frazier was around in the prime to throw the first chin shot and everyone realized that that did nothing

but make the gorilla go what shot there was? You know. Everybody is to be like, all right, never, never mind. I think that people don't know what a gorilla is. I think they think, no, seriously, I think people, because some people might think a gorilla is probably a chimp or just a monkey. You know what I'm saying?

Like, they're like, oh, no, that's a little cute. No, we're talking about like a silverback. No, didn't they, didn't they update? This is when I, this is when niggas lost me. They said, all right, what about 200 niggas versus a full-grown polar bear? Bitch, I'm cool. It's just getting, it's getting crazy. I'm cool.

It's getting crazy. It's getting crazy. And I assume we're in his environment. Well, naturally. We didn't slip in a slot in your park. Niggas don't like the cold, first of all. We got to start there. It's going to be slipping and slid and take us to the house.

We're cooked on a fucking... So somebody came up with their dream team for beating the gorilla. Maul, can you read that for me, please? Who is this? All right, fuck it. Let's go. So this gentleman says, give me three Baltimore niggas. 30 Samoans

12 Chicago niggas 5 Nola punks No and by punks Hold on he mean punks He mean them niggas That Rory was just talking about I was just about to say I want to edit this gentleman's

If you gave me five Of those transgenders With the automatic rifles Outside of poor boy We might just need five No weapons No weapons No weapons

It's hands Of course if it's weapons You could shoot a gorilla and kill it Yeah we know that I don't want hand-to-hand combat Nah, everybody in New Orleans has guns. Five Nola punks, the 2004 Detroit Pistons, Draymond, 2008 LeBron, the baby, Salon.

The baby comes with guns, though. That's what I'm saying. The only one that's really proven on this entire thing is Solange. The only one I've seen hands work before on this list is Salon. The baby is crying. The 12 from Chicago will be on perks. Yo. This is just bad.

97 Mike Tyson. Floyd Mayweather ain't going to do shit He's a finesse fighter He's not doing 20 Florida men slash women Yeah because Floyd is a counter puncher Yeah So that means the guerrilla might

To figure out how to capitalize On this fight and get out of Dodge Yeah yeah yeah This will be promoted by money boy Promotions And then it says Insome Hennessy and we bring home A Javanchi silverback fur coat

Not even a tiny bit Fam I just Not even a tiny bit This is why you just gotta love The social media because everybody that jumped in on this and had fun with this, if they were in an enclosed

fucking location with one gorilla, they would literally pass the fuck out. I'm talking about when you know the gorilla is faced like eye level. Like not you're up above a pit looking down. No, you're in the pit with the gorilla. You're not doing nothing with that fucking gorilla, man.

I still think three years later, since we were the first people to have this conversation, my strategy after watching everyone's strategy this weekend, and I think still stands. They're ticklish. Who is going to... That's what you're trying to understand it. We're sacrificing at least six of the guys from Chicago

and the other six can tickle. Like while he's tearing apart everyone from O'Block, we can have somebody get behind him and tickle him. Somebody doesn't think they thumb up his ass. That's not enough. You think that's affecting a gorilla? You're not listening to it. He don't even know what his ass is.

Y'all are not... Y'all are going to. die, man. Y'all are going to fucking die. If he just sit back. Yo, a gorilla? Yo, I would pay to see 100 niggas fight a girl. I would pay top dollar to see a hundred stupid niggins jump in the pit with a gorilla.

They would have to get on some. That gorilla is going to take you niggas apart like Mr. Potato Head, man. Some Russell Crowe, Maximus shit, but I mean, he even had weapons. Like he really, it would have to be some strategy. No weapons. Go back to our old clip. I was like, all right, ten of the time. maybe there could be a shot.

Fam, there's no shot, bro. No, the first 30 getting sacrificed. Like, those are they just know. Everybody's dying. The only people that's going to survive is the people that were smarter to be like, yo, get me out of here. And that's after seeing

97, at least 90 people limbs ripped apart, blood everywhere, guts everywhere, and the gorilla just sitting there playing, putting makeup on his face with your blood. In my, I just don't know what to play. When I was reading like everyone, not even the jokes,

like people that were serious. like trying to put strategies together like all right we'll take 20 just to get them down and then two people get them in a headlock i say so y'all know where a gorilla's uh windpipe is yeah y'all are getting to a gorilla's windpipe well if it i mean if we organize a hundred niggas a bulletproof vest on regularly you not there's nothing happening if you could put a gorilla in a chokehold your arm is breaking not his neck yeah it's not happening can y'all read this tweet had me fucking Cron. Bro, Twitter has had me in tears between sinners in this guerrilla shit. Twitter is back. Old Twitter is back.

Lame ass nigga got the ops tatted because he got a gorilla on his own. Yo, somebody said, now we down to 99 niggas because this nigga want dick ride. I just don't get how people are really trying to break down how they can really do this. I hit Shaw Money and denounce my G-Unit affiliation. I can't rock with them anymore. Can't do no guerrilla unit. Fam, listen, let me tell you something. Y'all go ahead and keep playing this 100

dudes versus a gorilla shit if y'all want to. They gonna end up setting it up. You know what I just? Who? Joe Will. Fam, let me tell you something. They need to go to an exhibit. Like, go to a zoo or somewhere where you can

just see like a fake gorilla outside to like, and just stand next to it. You know what? Put your hand in the palm of a real gorilla hand and just rethink this thing again. See, I didn't like this. because all the women were getting their kiki laughs off, putting us in the field about some entire thing.

Do a pop the balloon with a gorilla then. What, Rory? Yeah. Let him walk in that room and pop the balloon. He won't care. What the fuck are you? Taring all them apart. Go disrespect them.

What the fuck? You niggas never want to fight. No, fight. I'm not fighting a gorilla. Like fight. Like, you see what I'm saying? You see how he running here a little scared? There's so many of them.

Oh, you missed him all when he came back. You missed the part when he came back, though, DeMaris. He using other body parts to beat up other body parts. Yeah, he's going to kill you, swinging somebody else at you. That's what you're not understanding. Like, y'all, y'all are crazy, man. And this is how sick Demaris is, now she really not popping the balloon after she saw this. She liked him now.

You, wow, that was, I don't know. Something about that felt racist. What do you think, Ma? Well, all right, see, if y'all are thinking of that, just because I'm wearing the shirt, I know it seemed crazier. Yeah. But I don't think that way. You got to take the Duck Dynasty shirt off, bro. You got to take that off.

Who was it by? Who does I say? Oh, they were definitely races there. Don't do that, man. Let me cover it. It probably was cool as shit. Oh, that was like the company. I thought, I thought you had, I liked something.

You know, I was in the sun. The way you guys go out to the sun and wear less clothes, I have to put on, like, rubbery, long sleeves. You have to put on breathable fabric. Yeah. No, I was head to toe in my garments to be out in that swamp. Gotta be. But it is beautiful. And I feel like it's racist that DeMaris thought that that was racist.

But that's another conversation. Yeah, you tried it. Did any of the white people in our office go see sinners yet? Nah, right? I was with the LGBTQ community. All right. As long as he was with them, he goes to. What you was doing, Pete?

Why, you ain't go see it yet. Yeah, see, y'all want to go support Michael B. Jordan and Ryan Google. Well, ran your ass to go see war zone. Where's it? Warfare? I got to go see that. Pete said that was great. I got to go see that.

I got to check our war for it. But you got to go see Senators, man. It was a good movie. It was a good movie. I'm seeing a lot of reviews online. Some of y'all are gassing it, though. It was a good movie. I love what Ryan and Mike is doing.

I support whatever they're doing. But some of y'all are going crazy. It's the best movie in the last 30 years. You guys didn't sell it. Because the way y'all talked about it, clearly I thought it was good. But this weekend on the timeline, I thought I thought I missed fucking

The Godfather. You missed a very good movie. It was a very good movie. Don't get me wrong. It's a good movie, but it's a lot of people on the timeline putting 20 on a 10, bro. Like, relax, dog. It's not the greatest. See, now you're racist.

I went to see it. I paid to go see it. I saw it the first weekend. And look what you're buying into the white man shit. It's not the greatest movie in the last 30 years. No, it's not. It's not. Are you in the last 30 years?

You know how many movies? First of all, more, we're getting old. Look at the last 30 years. From that, that movie is not, that's not even Ryan and Mike's best movie. What's their best movie? Panther, one of the Black Panthers. That movie is better to know what you. To me, I didn't, wait, what did you just say?

I'm sorry. Oh, I didn't say, peach cut it. That movie is better than Black Panther? Keep it off. You're fucking correct. I love the Peas is the deciding factor of what can be cut from Black Panther. Yo, you think Sinners is better than Black Panther? The plot.

Okay, so let me, let me re-say that. Sinners is not a better movie than Black Panther. Michael B. Jordan had a better performance in Sinner. He was the lead. Both of them. He was the lead twice. Both of them. He was the lead twice.

So I didn't, let me rephrase that. Black Panther is, of course, it's a better movie than the- Okay, all right. His performance is way better instead of it was a Black Panther. Listen, that's fair. I've criticized his performance in Black Panther before. I really did not like his part in Black Panther. It kind of fucked the movie up for me.

I've said that out loud, but Michael B. It was the extensions? Huh? It was the extensions? No, it was just, it was cringy. Hey, Auntie. It was cringy. I hated it so much.

I hated it. Okay. But he did really good. No, Senna's was good, but I just, you know, on the timeline, seeing people chime in about it and just some of the things I read. I'm like, listen, I love the movie. Shout out to Ryan and Mike once again. Love what they're doing.

But that's not, to me, that's not even their best movie that they've done together. Is it better than Creed? Which Creed? I prefer one. Too cool. It's a different type of movie. It's a different type of movie. I'm thinking about his performance stuff.

Michael B. Jordan is Wallace in the Wire. No. Where the fuck is Wallace? I don't think Ryan had anything to do with DeWire. I'm talking about their work. He's on set. He's a PA. It's about their work together. I love what they're doing.

I love what they're building. But, you know, people just got a hold of it and wanted to join the conversation and make it seem like they were super supportive, which I love. But let's just slow down. It's not the best movie in the last 30 years. Like, let's just. It's on my list tomorrow to go watch the way the timeline was talking about it. I think the reason why it's getting so much because it's, it's, people are saying like, it's original IP. like it's an original idea. So Creed has already, it's not an original idea, right? There's lore and stuff

behind that. Some people are already attached to it. Same thing with Black Panther. It's already, that's a real character attached to Marvel. Like, it's different. This is a completely original idea. So it's not something that people have talked about before. People have talked about the Rocky movies. People have talked about Marvel. Their other movie, their original first movie together, that was based off a true story. This is like an original idea. So there's all these think pieces and new things that people can create in their brains, because, Because it's like it's a new story. Their first movie wasn't an original.

It was based on a true story? No, not the first Creed. The first, um... And Creed is also based off... The first movie that they did together was Fruitvale, wasn't it? Yes, which is based off of... Well, true stories. Very real story.

Yeah. So that's not a... First of all, Creed is not based off a real story. No, she was... No, not real. No, she's saying... Fruitville Station happened in Oakland. No, she's saying that it came from a story.

There's no little Italian guy in Philly. It came from a story already. By the way, I did not find out that Rocky wasn't a real person until I was well into my 20th. No, that's... just a fake statue that honestly you know they have a real boxer too his name's Joe Frazier like they could put a statue yeah

but Rocky instead they went with Rocky they were smoking Joe don't got a he don't got a statue of Philly Smoking Joe y'all know the shit smoking Joe did he went to Africa he went to Africa to fight Ali and lost

flying all the way to after to lose flying all the way to Africa to lose in that year it's fucking crazy You know, that flight back was long as fuck that. And everybody's smoking cigarettes. Man. How you lived in that era.

But definitely go see. I don't know. Smoking cigarettes on a plane is not. I don't know how y'all lived in that world. When I started flying, yes, I've flown on smoking airlines before. Did you fly back when you used to have to go to the airport and like buy the ticket at the counter? Yeah. You know what?

That's how the gorilla going to peel you and eat. The gorilla going to peel you just like that banana. entire thing. Pige was brave. Corrilla going to feel you just like that. Anyways. Yeah, a long day. All right.

Outside of the guerrilla shit, my weekend in New Orleans, my Buku weekend in New Orleans. I think this debate this week is actually going to happen. Oh, we're head. With Drake. Don't do that.

That's his name. Don't do that. His name? I'm here to be objective and I'm not allowing this. me and demeris are going to be the very objective moderators is his name jerk yes i don't know his yes and uh i mean respectfully because i know men myself included because we have egos and we say we book things for other men it gets weird i'm

saying this anyway at all dj head but yes i did get the full name of birthday it is in fact there is a drake in the name so but see now you're going to make me be on his side because i'm just looking at i didn't we have to keep journalistic integrity involved in this entire i'm not a journalist damaris and demaris and demers and I are going to put it together. Anderson Cooper. I don't know. What's the chick? Katie Kirk. You're so fucking disrespect. Katie Kirk? Yeah, that works.

It checks out. Barbara Wittance. I don't want to be Matt Lauer because he was locking bitches in his office. Security. You know, the fact that you set that up at an NBC office that you could hit the button under your desk, like who set that up at 30 Rock? Like, who really did that work? Yeah, somebody had to do all the wires. That's how they line the fucking Twin Towers with bombs. Like, that's a different level in 30 Rock that you could get your

office to lock under your desk. So I don't want to be Matt Lauer, but you could be Katie Kirk. Okay. Can I be Oprah? Mm. Josh said, mm. I don't know about Oprah. I don't know about Hopper. I may be Yale. Can I be Gayle? Maybe Gayle. Okay. I'm definitely going to sit there. Well, Markelly. You got to tell us if the Earth is flat. I'm definitely going to sit there, sit down, Robert. If you got to be, if you're going to be Gail, I'm going to ask you if the

Earth is flat during the interview. That's fine. Because she was up there. You're so easily distracted. Am I, Katie Perry? How you go up to space for 10 minutes and then go on tour? Am I the only one that finds that fucking... I'd be finding the weirdest things. What is she supposed to do? I don't know.

You didn't have sound check? Like, the fuck is you doing? You had a whole tour and you go on a space for five minutes? Shit, it's crazy out here, man. And how does Gail go to space and not interview anyone? No follow-up, no nothing. But because so I don't think That's not insane to y'all

They didn't go to space I think they went to space I thought y'all were saying like they went to the moon But I think they went to space Because technically was space Like above the clouds Ask Elon I don't know anymore Ask whiz

I don't know She said above the cloud Demaris literally every time we go on the flight We above the clouds I can promise you I've never been to space I can promise you I've never been

Been above the clouds plenty of times I was trying to get Jay Alex some money this weekend and he puts me in a group chat, a business chat and starts out with, this is Rory, my manager, he's a flat earther. I was like, all right, man. Great, let's get right to it. Like, how can we...

Love it. Love the intro. Not with somebody that's like with the jokes, with... Love the intro. Let's get right to it. So you know exactly the type of guy you're dealing with. Yeah. We only want Wiz. Yeah.

And Brand Nubian. It's the only music we want played tonight. Anyways. Oh, this is special off the girl. That is happening this week. Flights, hotels are booked. DeMaris and I are going to put this together. I talk to Jeremy as well to submit some stuff.

I think it's going to be fun. For who? Did you see both of DJ Head's replies? No. Okay. The one would, well, first of all, shout out to Gina, because Gina's fucking hilarious. I actually wish we would have just had invited Gina and not DJ Ed.

She's incredible. Honestly. But he also replied. applied on the show with Elliot and Jeremy that he thinks, well, of course he's coming to have the conversation, but he feels like,

why would you even debate something that isn't even debatable? So to me, I feel like that starts the debate. They know not what they do, man. They know not what they do. I just love all the backsliding that's happening online right now. That's all.

I mean, I don't really care about that because the internet has just gotten so fucking weird. I have some direct questions for both of you. I promise I will keep this extremely objective that I want to see the answers to and what both of you will say to each other. I overtalk a lot. I understand that.

I'm working on that in 2025. Oh, thank God. I promise. Can you shut up? I promise. Can you shut the fuck up, please? Yeah, shut up while I'm talking. Isn't the kitchen in that room?

room. Right. All right. Let's not see. I was trying to be like the other part. Nah, shit ain't funny. You're trying to be what? Huh? Huh? Huh? Yeah, I ain't that. This ain't that. This ain't that. And that ain't dumb. Y'all talk about a hundred two niggas versus a real bitch. Y'all start sitting on this.

I don't want no smoke. I'm sitting here chilling. I don't want no smoke. More was chilling. I hung on my my fight sneakers a long time ago. I'm chilling. I can assure you that this will be you versus head pause like we will just Damaris and I will just be offering the questions and the topics and if things go

awry we will just get everyone to calm down it'll pretty much be like a box news debate why would things go awry? Because with us they've gone awry. They've been rye bread. They've been cats deli every time we try to talk about the shit. Nah man I think it would be a fun conversation I agree too. I think I've had you know just face to face I haven't seen them in a minute so it'd be fun to kind of

have a conversation after everything that happened in the last year Yeah, we're fun. Let's do it. Can't wait. Looking forward to it, man. How do you think we'll be as moderators? Will you listen to us? No, absolutely not.

Peach, can we figure out how, like, because they muted the mics in that presidential debate, I think the last time. We have to get like a mute button. They try to silence them. He's still one. So, all right, who are you in this scenario? You know exactly why.

Already out the gate. You know exactly who I'm in this area. Already fucking yourself up. I know I ain't. You know exactly who I am. Trudeau. Yeah. Exactly.

Governor of the 51st state. Come on, man. It's part of the U.S. You know that. Don't let this imaginary line mess up the money. All right. One of my favorite moments. This weekend did have a lot of funny bullshit.

Outside of a DJ head thing, which I'm very excited for, the guerrilla thing. Bill Belichick just doing an interview to begin with is hilarious to me, just in general. But to have your granddaughter slash,

what do you want to call it? It's his girlfriend. got you it's his girlfriend don't be disrespectful no i think i'm a lot of be disrespectful that's powdering your face and is now your what what did he uh quote her as in his book creative consultant yeah i've i've marked that off uh sex workers before too creative consultant that's what we've called her i've had loyion put that after uh the strip club night that we had with damaris all of that was creative consultant under what was special creative muse creative muse Creative Muse.

His idea mill and his creative mute. The strip club that Demaris and I went to, everything is under Creative Muse. She interrupted that interview when that guy asked, how did y'all meet? And she said, we're not talking about that. But you are not the director.

Who are you? No, she PR. She ain't say a word, the whole interview. See, that's what happened. We got a eater. When an eater get a whole of an old, rich white man? This is why I love... He'll never turn a loose.

We know Bill Belichick. Sprague has been wearing hoodie. with hoodies under another hoodie Now he got drip Like You see how he cut that Navy hoodie? Yeah Like that really looks like a supreme collab

With Navy Josh go back to that Look how that was not there purposely The way he has that Navy drip on that crew neck I would buy that Like the fact that that's not for sale right now For $750 is fucking insane You don't see she got it on the gray

He has the line wire logo right next to the Navy shit You don't see if she got it on in gray the same exact one His and hers And I just found out That Bill Belichick has Instagram He's doing yoga

Now he said it's not yoga He is like this And this bitch is floating on top of him You gotta see him after hours When he's in that position He can't get up It takes a few days She got him in that position that night

That's why he on in letting a talk like that This isn't insanely off or how, like, who you know Bill Belichick is? Yeah, of course it's insane, Warren. It's absolutely fucking insane. And I don't want to get in Shannon Sharp shit because I don't care about that.

But Shannon Sharp, fucking a young chick, doesn't surprise me. This is insane. Yeah, this is crazy. And then I went to her IG and she still has in her bio a daughter of a fisherman

and not whore from Miami. Jesus. I loved Miami when Miami Twitter got hold of this, though. They was like, oh, we all know what that means in Miami. Shout out to it. Ashley, I retweeted that. She said, I know what this means in Miami Talk. Absolutely.

Yeah, we're not talking about where we met. And first of all, there's nothing wrong if he met her in that type of setting. No. But like, just own it. Daughter of Maine Fisherman, Trouble Club by profession, NCAA, NCAA. She got the A and NCAA. Berta. All right.

There is so many entendres in there. Fishermen. You're not even seeing the bar. that she's trying to give. Catch the big trout. The big fish. Being Belichick, he's the big fish. Catch the big fish.

I'm the Maine now. Yeah. Went over y'all head. Maine is in New England. Fish in the lives matter. Come on, man. And that's her father. You see Bill Belichick.

He caught in the water. You see Bill. Look at Bill. Come on, man. Look at Bill. He caught his mermaid. Listen, man. Enjoy life.

I'm the greatest fucking NFL coach ever. I'm retired. Without question. Facts. I'm retired. Fuck, if I want a young thing that's going to keep this energizer bunny going, do it. Let's do it.

All right, let's get a little deeper. Do we think Bill is finally learning things about himself now? Absolutely. Because I think he's dedicated his entire life to just football since his dad was a coach. Yeah. Did he go to Navy or some other shit? He's from some military background. Then was with the Browns, the Giants.

Like, I think he's never, to me, he's Michael Jackson as far as never having a childhood. And this is his version of doing that. Yeah. Now he gets to have fun. I think Bill is finally learning like who he is as a human being. Yeah. He's like,

wait, we can dress up and like you can be a mermaid. Just have fun. It's a little weird. Aesthetically it's weird. The age gap is definitely a little, it's questionable. I've been spending my latter years

trying to make sure Randy Moss and Tom Brady got together. Like, I think he finally. He found itself. He seems like he's got a new leash on life and he's, you know,

he's loving the things that she's doing fun making them feel. Listen, man, people, you know, got one life to live, man. Gotta live your life, man. It's a little inappropriate, but... Add in that specific ad right here. That's sick. Putting that after that.

Why is that sick? Putting that after that. What? Putting an ad after that is crazy. I love it. I love shit like that. You know, I love that type of shit. Why not?

Would you do this at... How old is Bill Belichick? 70? Definitely 70. 72, I think. Gotta be older than my pops. 73. And she's 24?

24, right? Yeah. Who do you, like, who do you think plays music in the car? She's doing whatever, man. Bill's just, he just there to hold the bags while she goes shopping. Yeah, Bill probably know who Trippy Red is. If Bill Belichick knows who's Trippy Red is, I don't, and everything I've been taught, I'm going to delete out my memory bag.

No, he's anticipating it. I'm deleting everything. been watching Trippy Red's Twitter specifically today. He's not invited to the baby shower, but he's paying for it. And then I scroll down to see the features. He says his next album is more like Siza Chris Brown than anything else.

I'm actually anticipating... Who said that? Trippy Red. He said his next album is like Sizzing and Chris Brown? Yeah, it's more like that vibe. What vibe is that? No, he added in like 30 other names too. He's like Drake. He just, Tupac. He just started naming like every great name. And I was like, I mean, I can't wait. I hope you

drink some water and some lotion I've heard a few trippy red songs none of his music sounds anything like Sisa or Chris Brown. He's Trippy Red I judge probably a little too early he's got some shit that's better like Bill Belichick when you hang out

with you a little younger than you and like you just let them play music and you get your Shazam shit going like oh I've always hated this artist just because I hated their face. They make good music now I get it. Okay I don't think I'll give it a try, but

okay, I'll take your word for it. All right, so yeah, this was the Trivy Red tweet. I was looking at this because, you know, I was fully invested on the baby shower. And then when I scrolled down during my layover, he said, album of the year loading for sure. So I was at the edge of my seat.

Then he said, you got to compare this new music to shit like Travis or Yeh, Donda, Life of Pablo era, or Drake shit. maybe even Siza and Chris Brown I'm on that timing so it's it's Travis Yay Donda and Life of Pablo it's all of Drake's catalog

and then it's even Cizza and Chris Brown so I mean put the math together like it's basically a Justin Bieber album yeah so like why would Benzino not have him at the baby shower yeah something for everybody's about to put out

fucking thriller yeah Well, good luck, man Maybe he created a masterpiece I'm not going to shit on the young boy Maybe he did You know what I'd be wrong I was wrong about Tentacion

Yeah, he was he's fire I mean rest of peace But yeah But yeah the draft happened Over the weekend as well The NFL draft did happen Some unexpected turn of events At the NFL draft happened

It completely took over the timeline Shador Sanders Hally Hally scouted coming in probably top three quarterbacks in the draft. Most analysts, most mock drafts had him first round, late first round at worst. At worst. Late first round. And he slipped all the way to the fifth round.

So, you know, I mean, clearly we know that there was a message that was trying to be sent. I did see people chiming in and giving their takes on it. But one thing that I, you know, I would like to know is because Chidor did go to some workouts. He spoke to some teams. Story came out that he had a meeting with the Giants and he wasn't prepared and then he got into it with somebody from the Giants organization. You know, things like that. All the coaches in the league talk to each other, especially around draft time about, you know, kids that they're looking at. So I don't know if that had something to do with it, if they felt like his attitude.

And, you know, because Chidor is coming in as a star already. He's a, his marketability is through the roof. He's going to have a bunch of endorsements and sponsorships coming in before he even touches the field. I saw his face when I was trying to change my flight from America into Delta. Yeah. So, I mean, I don't know if teams were kind of like, you know, do we stay away from that? Because that's going to be, you know, so that's a whole energy that you're taking on. It can have a negative impact on a locker room.

A lot of teams probably already have their course. core guys that they feel like they're going to have a great season with next year. Do they want this as a quote-unquote distraction coming into the season with all, you know, just the press and the fanfare and things like that? I don't know, but there's opposed to what, though. That's what I'm saying. But the bottom line is. He has the stardom and the legacy and all the attention, no matter, even if you went undrafted,

the attention will still be there. But like, what is that to the NFL? The bottom line is he should not, he should not have slipped to the fifth round. I think was intentional. Again, I don't know, you know, what would happen with him and the Giants in that meeting what was said. They said it didn't go well. I don't know if that caused him to slip to the fifth round, whatever he did or said in that meeting.

But he absolutely, his talent is far better than a lot of the guys that were drafted before him. So the Browns took him. The historical masterclass of quarterback school. Johnny Manzil. What was the last one? Everybody that should have been a number one pick, Cleveland is fucking taken. They've got a few in there. I mean, you know, I'm just happy that...

We'll see, he has some people to beat out, and I don't know, it could be some good competition. No, I think that this is going to, this is going to, you know, force Shador to prove a lot of people wrong. I think that he, you know, obviously his dad was one of the greatest ever. I believe they've had, you know, talks about putting in that work now and really prove. moving everybody wrong and how much that will elevate them in the Sanders brand if he goes in and actually plays well and makes everybody look stupid for passing them up all the way to the fifth round. I think the talent is there, obviously, for Shador Sanders.

But there was some things going around the draft that was unfortunate. He had got a prank call from the Falcons defensive coordinator's son. Yeah, that was the-old of his number. And prank called him and made it seem like he was getting drafted. obviously Shador had cameras at the house for when his name was called so they caught that on film with him. As someone that does a lot of stupid shit

and like even as a kid did even more stupid shit how does this even enter your brain to do this? Like to me this is like kind of like violence. That's evil. It was very evil. Like yeah like family members to like if somebody did that to my son or a family like this is violence to me.

Like you really fucking with a moment a real moment in my child's life. Like this, this is fucking violence. I think that speaks to exactly how good people think Shador is going to be though. Because you don't do this to somebody

that you think is going to be a fuss. I think it was fucked up. He went to fifth round. I think it's fucked up there fucking with his money. I think there was probably a message that was being sent as well. I'm with you on all that.

But he's going to be fine because he's very talented and I think he's going to have a future in the NFL. This shit, though, I'm fighting everybody in your family too. It's going to be a royal rumble. No, but you fight on the field.

Success, man. Success. Don't, all of that is noise. I'm knocking you out during warmups. They expect that. And I got pads on you don't. They expect that. That's what they expect him to do.

Wow. They not expecting him to go ahead and play well. Wait, first of all right, let's say you're the head of the Falcons organization. Are you not firing him? The defensive coordinator? Yes. Why? He didn't make the call.

His son made the call. I don't know how my son got his number. Yeah, you can't fire. You're going to fire me because my son got somebody's number? Yeah. No. You can't do that. That's illegal.

No, you can't fire me for that. No, kicking me out the hotel this morning was illegal. Especially when you had a reservation and the confirmation. Absolutely. It had been nothing but quiet. Yeah. That's not like a super red flag at all in an organization. It's more embarrassing than anything.

It's not illegal. Like he didn't do anything wrong. Yeah, the dad is probably super embarrassed and pissed off. But I don't think he should lose his job because his son. got into his phone and took your door's number. Listen, when my dad was living in Baltimore, I've told the story that when he left me alone, when he had to go to work, I got kicked out of the ESPN zone for throwing a basketball off the third floor onto a waitresses tray.

When he was living in Fort Lauderdale, I flipped over a golf cart, broke my shoulder, and broke the entire golf cart. I did a lot of fucked up shit when my dad brought me to his job. With that said, if there's only one fucking phone that goes to this gentleman, you have some accountability there. When I flipped over that golf cart and fucked that shit up in Fort Lauderdale, my dad had accountability with that.

The whole company was looking at him like, get your retarded son, what the fuck are you doing? If there's one, it's not like he was on IG and was like, yo, what's your math, bro? If there's one number that goes right to him,

how is his father not also responsible for that? Well, I mean, in a fucking draft room. Yeah, but if I leave my iPad open in my home, I'm not thinking my son. son is going to go to my iPad, take a, take Shador Sanders number and prank call in the day of the draft. Yeah, you're not thinking. I'm not even thinking like that. But you are. I'm at home. I'm home with my grown adult kids. Like, you are responsible though because you left. For my grown adult kids? No,

the fuck I'm not. No, you're not responsible for your grown adult kids. You're responsible for the information that you left open for anybody to see. I'm home in my home. It doesn't even. I'm not locking down to everything because in my home. I'm home. Well, then you need to, if, if that's the case your son just did some dumb shit he's a fucking idiot i shouldn't lose my job with the falcons because my son's an idiot like no he did some dumb shit my iPad is open his draft day i'm on my fucking iPad i'm crunching the numbers i'm looking at who's left on the board i get up to go take a piss my son takes his stupid ass goes on my iPad c's your door sanders number takes it runs back to his buddy's house wherever the fuck they were at prank calls shit i know nothing

about this i'm at home still because it's draft night all right so if i'm the defensive coordinator and I'm putting together every fucking scheme for the week. And we already know the amount of people that be in and out of locker rooms. Let's get down to deflategate. Let's get the working pieces of the NFL in what goes on when you're in positions like the offensive coordinator, the head coach, defensive coordinator, GM, all that shit. It's so many moving pieces. You can't even control your fucking dumbass son.

All my schemes is going to be week one. You'll know everything. Like, no, you're fucking fired. That's the thing. even raise your kids to be responsible or hide the information. You're responsible for this information. He's not thinking.

Don't need my iPad that has all my shit out for your son to even be able to take to do something. You know how many times he left his laptop or iPad open in his home before? Like his son just happened this one time. This one time. The draft night? Yeah.

But, but Ma, I get what you're saying. How many draft nights has he had as a defensive coordinator for the Falcons? I get what you're saying. But now that we've discussed. that that was a brand new phone number and he definitely got it from that open computer or whatever, you are responsible for this person's information. And there should be repercussions. I'm not saying he should lose his job. I think that that's a lot. But there should definitely be some repercussions

for that. There should be. We change in all the ICloud passwords. Yeah. Like, we're going to have have an assistant next to you to type in every time you need to make a call. If I leave my computer open and my little sister start prank calling your phone or some shit like that, you're going to, You're going to have repercussions for me. Like, I'm going to have repercussions. Just because even though they did some dumb shit and yes, I'm in the comfort of my home, there's still repercussions because, well, if you are around people that you can't trust and you shouldn't be giving out privileged information.

And I'm home. I'm in my house. I was sitting there like, I wasn't at fucking Hooters. He wasn't at Hooters and left his fucking iPad and went to the back when one of the fucking waitresses took Shador's number and like, he was home. Okay. Now I'm worried about the information. information that you shouldn't even be privy to.

The defensive coordinator is not calling a fucking quarterback to even get drafted. I'm wiping your whole iPad. Just tell me about the secondary and shut the fuck up. No, but he probably has a relationship with you do with you do. What's the mic backer doing? He probably has a relationship with Shadordo. He's not calling. He's from the Falcons.

Dion played with the Falcons. It's relationships. All these coaches know each other. That whole Bill Belich interview, they tell about how much he has an awful relationship with the Patriots. No? Huh? Would he have interviewed with them?

I don't know if he Shadoo took an interview with him. I'm just saying that might have been why he had the number. But I'm saying his dad's a defensive coordinator for the family. His dad probably played in the NFL with Deon. They probably know each other. He probably knew Shador since he was fucking four years old. Okay. Ricky Williams played with the Dolphins.

You think they're giving his son an iPad? If he was a defensive coordinator. He wouldn't be. Yeah. If he was an offensive coordinator, why not? I'm just saying you can't blame not on the dad, man. How, all right. I do not believe in, in beating your children.

That would be a moment where I think I'd... Isn't his son like, how old was the son? What does age have to do with this? He's in college. I know, no, I know his son is an adult. He's still his child, just because he's older. Yeah, he's still my dad's son. It's not like he was a 10-year-old kid who got the number of...

Now I actually have even more incentive to beat the shit out of you. Yeah, man. I mean, you just got to look at your son like he's a fucking bonehead. That's all, but you don't lose... He doesn't lose his job for that, though. That's crazy. If the Falcons fire him for that, that's well. A win is a win.

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but either way, the way the NFL moves, if you just can leave all of our information that accessible, what's you doing at the stadium? Some motherfuckers are creating boxes at stadiums just to steal signs and you leaving your phone open?

What's the maid doing? I love when people say... If I'm the Jaguars, I'm planting a fucking maid in your house if I know you leave your iPad like that. I love when people say, give out our information. I grew up with the yellow pages being delivered to my front door.

No, that's the same as any defensive scheme. I don't know the yellow page. I knew where your aunt lived. That's a fact. No, an address was in there. Had her number, her address. They delivered.

I didn't even ask for this book. It was just dumped in the building lobby every year. It was like, yo, take one if you want one. I was like, this is everybody's address. And someone just sit there for years. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You told my, you got his information.

They used to give information for free. I just don't know if that's the exact same as like, I don't know. Yeah, you're right. I don't, I don't, The address is totally different. I knew where you, fuck where you was at. I knew where you lived.

Okay. I don't need your phone number once I know where you lived. What does it have to do with our defensive schemes for the team we're playing against? I'm just saying that. It's a billion-dollar business. Yes, his son got into his iPad and took Shador's number and prank called him. Stupid move, idiotic move. We get that.

But that doesn't fall on the fall. Listen, I'm not putting it to the level of, like, Joe Biden's son emailing China. Like, it happens in all. You know what was on his laptop. It's in all industries. We know what was on that laptop. I think everybody in the White House is like, damn, maybe, hey, Big Joe, you shouldn't like leave your shit around your man's like he got China's email and is doing trades.

And he's on crack. And he's with hookers. A lot of crap. Like, who's to know what this defensive coordinator's son could do with that iPad? That's all I'm saying. So in your theory, Joe Biden should have been fired. 100%. Okay.

All right. Keep it consistent. Keep it consistent. He was. Without fucking question. He was. Are you crazy. Even before that.

It's fucking like 99. As long as you keep you keep me consistent. I respect that. I respect the consistency. Imagine if you let your crackhead son go through your email list. Bad times. Yeah. No, he was prank calling North Korea.

It was way worse. With that said, do we have voice? You've got mail. Yo, what's up, Rory? Maude, the mayor's the whole pod crew. My name is CJ. and I need some relationship advice. I need your perspective.

So, you know, recently got engaged. You know, me and my fiancee have been together for a little while now. I trust her completely. My only issue right now is when she goes home to our home state, we live away from our home state right now. She'll go home a couple times, you know, throughout the year by herself. And when she goes home, she hangs out with her single friends. and when they hang out, they go out to bars and all that, but also they're staying out super late.

So they'll stay out until 4, sometimes 5 a.m. And I feel like, especially now as a fiancé, like there's certain boundaries and things you should do differently, especially around single friends, like, you know, like I'm sure there's guys around at the crib. They're hanging out, you know, late hours. So my question to you is, like, in a relationship, do you have any like set time? Like you got curfew for your partner or you to be home by. Also, you know, would you address it in a certain way?

I know in New York, like you can stay out hell of late and maybe it's not that big of a deal. But I don't know. I feel away about it. Like how should I approach it? Am I bugging? Should I just let her do her? I appreciate any advice. Thank you.

Shouldn't be engaged as somebody you think would be fucking somebody at some late hours? like, I like the voicemail, but come on. Like, what are we doing here? Is that your advice to him? Yo. You already know how ball coming. My advice is this is stupid.

You don't trust. Like, why did you get engaged with somebody that you would feel that the very few times that she goes up, very few, which I believe was quoted there, that she goes out, she stays out late with her friend. No, but I like you. If you think your girl is going to fuck somebody,

why just like, what are we doing? I don't think that's what he's, He's just saying, what's wrong if your girl goes out until 6 a.m. Every now and then we're her single friends. First of all. That doesn't mean that it's an orgy. First of all, first of all, ain't nothing outside till 6 a.m.

But the devil and prostitutes. So you think his girl is getting prostitutes? I don't know what his girl. Or maybe they went to Wendy's and she passed out on her friends' couch. Fuck all that Wendy's shit. Passed out on the bitch couch, woke up with egg yoke and her ass. I know how I go. What I'm saying is when you are engaged.

Wait, no, no, no. No, no. No, no. No. When you are engaged. They don't serve that at Wendy's. Listen. How did the oak get in her ass?

I'm talking about the lube. The lube in her butt. I'm talking about if you are engaged, there's no reason for you to be out till six in the morning. Why? Because what the fuck is open at six in the morning? What is going on at six to the morning? If she does this consistently, I'm with you. The club closed you at 4 a.m.

First of all, my fiance ain't closing no club down at 4 a.m. Let's get to that. That's number one. So what are you doing until 6 a.m. in the morning? Well, we're adding these numbers in. He said it's not New York. so we assume it probably closes it two. It's probably like two. No, no, no.

He said a specific time. He said five. Yeah, but the club probably closes at two or three. I don't care what time to call her. Your girl not supposed to be in the streets till five, six in the morning? My girl was home to visit her friends, her high school friends. She never really goes out like that. And they want to go to the club to 1, 2 a.m.

And then go back to her own girl's house and just fucking kick it and eat. And she passed out. I don't care. This is a regular thing where every fucking Saturday. He said every time she goes home. He said that's rarely. They said they go from there and rarely she goes by herself without him. If that happens a few times, like you really think she's doing something?

You think she's trying to fuck old boy from freshman year? Listen, listen, listen. They ain't got nothing to do with that because women could fucking the daytime too. I was just about to say if she fucking is during the daytime and they'd have at 5 a.m. when she drunk whatever else over here. I'm just saying it's a respect thing because if he was walking in the crib at 5-6 morning, she would have a problem with that. We don't know that.

Come on, man. Cut the shit. Women have a problem. You walk in the house. You get off at 5. You need to be home at 5. three. What kind of women are you dating?

Women in America. American women. It's who I'm dating. Yes. If you have a... Revolution will be televised. If you have a time that you get off work, if you have a time,

if you get off work at five and you ain't home by eight and you didn't tell your spouse like, you all got plans I'm stopping, which is about 8 to 8 p.m. And you ain't home. Your phone is ringing. You're proving my point more of, like, if this is a consistent thing or some weird shit,

if she once or twice a year goes back home without you and hangs out with her high school friends, whatever the fuck, and they go out, why would you think your girl doing that if she's consistently trustworthy the entire time? If she has some weird shit, then he said, you caught her talking to somebody from back that, like, yeah, then there's some different factors in there. Yeah, but you're missing what he's saying. He's just saying to be out that late. He's like, yo, like.

Define out. Not in your bed. is this his daughter it's his girl like what you it's his fiance he just like yo it's 6 a.m. Why are you not in the house? If she is sleep if she is in bed with her best friend from fucking could start about going back home from this big yeah go ahead sleep with your fucking home girl in her bed I don't care the fuck. So nice and you also are like they don't live there so we're supposed to say the whole that shit

sound good coming from him. That sound good. He ain't going. He ain't going like, he ain't going to be cool. I already be happy when his bitch leave him alone. He. Matter of fact, you take, do you stay the week? All right, but if she's going there,

she's probably either staying with her parents or family or staying with her friends. Like, so what's the big, if she out till 6 a.m. And the clubs close at one, what the fuck is you doing? If you out champ in black and miles. If she's out till 6 in the club. Then I'm going to wonder what's going on. But if you back with your friends and you left the club at, one and y'all are just at the crib

being drunk, stupid and laughing and like pass out, I don't give a fuck. I'm going to sleep. You think I'm waiting up at 6 a.m.? If you think your girl's cheating, that's a different thing. But if you trust your girl. He just pardoned right now, that's all. He don't believe that. No, I'm not. I'm telling

you exactly what you're feeling. No, I believe Marlae let his bitch stay out past 1.1.1. No, don't do that. Because I'm not that guy. But till 6 a.m., you're bugging the fuck out. Because we could both play the 6 a.m. game and I promise you I'm a vet. Ma. The shit I could do from 8 p.m. to 6 a.m.

I'm a legend. Ma, ma'am, hold on. Hold on. I'll be, I'll be, I'll be, listen. Listen, I'll be in motherfucking. Sometimes you just go to Dairy Queen with your friends and go to fuck to sleep. No, you don't. No, you know, that's gay shit.

You go, I'll be in motherfucking. I could go from Beverly Hills to Tarzana back. I could do a bunch of shit from 8 p.m. This sounds like some fucking hometown. Hold on. Middle American shit. Yeah, that's where the niggas is at. Mago.

Ma. But this the thing of Maugh is. You threatened by them? No offense. I'm trying by any nigga that if my girl is out till 6 a.m. And they're single for a reason. Oh, that's such a bullshit. And you acting like every single chick is fucking, mom.

That's such bullshit. I'm not saying every chick is fucking. I'm just saying, niggas, chicks get fucked. That's what I'm saying. I'm not disagreeing there. I'm not saying every chick is fucking. I would never speak for every girl. No, I've had sex before.

I know. I would never speak for every woman. But women be out here fucking. No, I'm aware that women are fucked. All right. So let's, let's stand. That's stand. We've had sex.

Now, when I'm not. saying is if your girl is out till 6 a.m. I just want to know what y'all doing till 6 a.m. Well, I can chime in. This is, you know, as the woman in the room, I can chime in as the woman who is from a small town and who goes home and often don't be getting home to like 4 a.m. When you're with your, like, she's, her hometown, she's probably running around in jeans and sneakers, probably pissy drunk because she knows, she feels safe.

She's around a bunch of people she knows. She's having fun. probably doing dumb shit waiting in the fucking McDonald's line drunk twerking out the fucking window trying to get cold as McDonald's. My fiance don't need to be doing that. Why? My fiance don't need to be out to 6 a year like twerking in McDonald's. If she does that every Saturday then we have a conversation but like though she can have one fucking night with her friends from back home. Of course you. Also, their fiance will probably be a different age than his fiance. He sounds a little younger than you. So his fiance is probably in her 20s, maybe early

30s. Like if she's out, goes home every once in a while, once or twice a year and gets super drunk with her friends having fun, that's what girls do. Yeah. I'm not saying, I'm not saying she can't hang out with her girls and get drunk and have fun. That's not what I'm saying. I'm saying he's saying that this is something that seems to be happening every time she goes home. So there's a pattern here. Not a lot. It's a few times. What are y'all doing till six in the morning every time you go back home? Why is it you out till six in the morning every time you go back home? I know you're iller than us and like any chick that sees you like she fucking but like not every girl just goes out and just like fucks a dude but who like sometimes girls go out and like you keep saying fucking

I've never said she was fucking anybody I never said it's recorded I said she I said she fuck somebody no he said you said women be fucking now yeah because women be fucking what the fuck are we talking about it yeah small but like some women really just go out and go home and some women really go out and get fucked and go back home so why am I assuming that my fiance that doesn't she do that doesn't she's just go out and go out and that often is now doing that? Do you think that that's what his fiance is doing? I think that he feels like something is going on. I'm not saying he feels like his fiance is fucking, but he called here. He called me. He called me.

Stop giggling. He called me and asked the question. So let me give him some advice. Clearly there's some concern here because he did call. Clearly some concern. This shit came on my desk. I think what his call. You put these papers in here. He sent the facts. His call is do you think it's inappropriate? His call was never that he thinks something's going on. That's why I never said that. Do you think it's inappropriate for a woman in a relationship to be doing?

Yes, it is. It's inappropriate for a woman in a relationship to be out to six and a one. If it happens more than three times a year, more than twice a year, I think that it's, I'll say three times. I think that it's inappropriate. If she's coming home past three, four o'clock more than three times a year, I think that it might be inappropriate because that shows a pattern. But if it happens every once in a while while while she's with her girls, you know what she doing you got the location she's calling you i'm so you don't know he probably knows what what his what his chick doing he called here because he don't know what his girl is doing no that's not what he did he never said he

didn't know what she was doing he just said that she was out late for example Alex y'all know Alex y'all have met my best friend Alex Alex Alex is in a loving healthy relationship I had Alex at Sahara east till four o'clock in the morning and her man don't like you hold no he loves me because he knows he has her location he sees she has Sahara now usually we leave Sahara about 12 o'clock, right? We're never at Sahara until 4. But it was just one of them nights. We was just chilling. Like we didn't pay attention to how far along the time was.

So at 4 he texted her was like, all right, it's time for you to get your ass home. She did not get in trouble. He was not mad. It was nothing like that. We're not like that. It was just like, okay, girl, it's time for you to come home. But he knows what she was doing.

Where is she at who she's with? Because that's a safety issue. That's the first thing I thought. Your girl out till 6 a. Where is she at? Do you have her location? Yeah, because it's not so much about the girl. I don't know who you would.

I don't know who they, who they invited. So I don't know who's around. Like, if it's guys around, I don't know. I'm not, I can't vouch for them. He said it's probably guys around. He said that. If you're getting engaged, you at least have a pretty good grasp on her friend group and which friends are which.

I'll even speak to when I was engaged. You're saying three times a year is crazy. If we're in New York City, if you stay out until 5 a.m. three times, I don't think that's crazy even being. That ain't shit in New York. Same was with Noel. I know she, yeah, I don't want to get into Uber with some creepy fucking guy or get on the train. Go fucking crash there.

Y'all going to the bar until 2 a.m. And then going to her crib in Brooklyn, stay there. Like, what the fuck? Oh, I didn't even tell y'all what Rory had me. Like, I don't think that's crazy at all. I didn't even tell y'all how Rory had me out until 4 o'clock in the morning. You know what? Never mind.

No, recently. But we ain't even going to talk about it. I completely forgot about that. To tell them all. Completely forgot. Rory had me in a rapper section at Starlets. at 4 o'clock in the motherfucking morning. Oh, man, nasty times.

Who? Who didn't want to do it? You single though, so that's cool. I didn't want to do it. You fucking convinced me. I didn't want to do it. I didn't want to do it. I was about to go home,

but you were my ride to Jersey. Rory, don't fucking lie. I did not want to do that shit. No, Rory lying. He'd be one to go sit with rappers and stallets. I didn't even know that. I didn't even say a word. I didn't know who the rapper was.

So y'all was in a rapist section and neither one of y'all knew what you know the rap was. I knew the rapper was. I don't know. with Justice. Like, I was with Justice. Shout out to Justin.

I just say no rapper. No. No, but like, they signed Gucci Gang, whatever, like that whole shit. I don't, you think I wanted to go there

because of him? Oh, but if you were Justice. And Amber. That's different. Justice is, that's family. Yeah.

That's different. I thought you were saying like, y'all just went to some rapist section. No. No. No. No.

No. I don't move like that. I don't move like that. Okay. So yeah. That's cool. 4 a.m. No.

This is my second 4 a. night with Rory. All right. All right. So now, if you had a boyfriend, do you think he would have had a problem with that? Yes, because of where I was. Because of where I was.

Okay, so now we're getting somewhere. We don't know where his fiance was at. That's because you're gay. I guarantee you his fiance was not in a rapper's section at Starlets. You want to cuss me out because at 4 a.m. Your fiance would have been mad because you know you would fuck one of the strippers. But what if he was with, what if his fiancee was with one of her girls that be with rappers in their sections

till six in the morning? If he, if he, if it was that, he would have said that. I fully believe he would have said that. I don't think it's that. He don't trust one of them friends. He knows something about one of them friends. That might be, see that.

I'm not fighting that. Yeah. He knows something about one of them girls. He's accepted that his girl has a past and they did some missions and she still be around him. One of them girls probably licked her pussy before, like when they was in high school college. You know it would be that type of shit. You know, y'all be looking each other pussy sometimes.

Y'all be looking each other pussy on a friendly head tip. Like, I'm going to give her. a friendly little lick. And I'll be into that. Girls do that. Y'all do that. We don't never talk about that, DeMaris. Why are you talking to me?

No, I'm just saying it's women. We don't never talk about the women that, like, had a gay experience, like, one time with their best friend, like in high school or college. But what does that have to do with anything, though? Because he probably know about it. Okay, but that. So he over there think his girl getting licked like a motherfucking stamp until six in the morning.

Just send me the video. Yeah, just because it ain't a guy. I don't mean a girl. She ain't nobody having a gay experience. Yeah. Please don't call it a gay experience. I'm just saying because if my girl tell me, yo, in college and college one night, me and my home girl went out and, you know, girls go to the bathroom together and she came in the

store with me and I was using the bathroom and then she basically forced, like she forced herself down on me, like lick me a little bit. I don't want my fiance spending the night at that girl out now just because we adults now. I'll never forget you ate my girl out, my nigga, like, no, we ain't doing that. Complete side-down. She can come to the birthday dinner. No, she can come to the birthday dinner, but you're not, every time you, you, every time

you go home, you're not just staying out of crib. We're not sharing a glass. Yeah, she want to fuck you. Like, just because she ain't a man, don't mean, she don't want to fuck you. Yeah, she wants just because it's gay. That's what I'm like, yo, go ahead. Go over there and just let y'all bump pussies all night.

Nah, fam. But we've had this debate before. That bothers you. That doesn't bother me. What? The bumping of the pussy. Yeah, just send me the video. Nah, you tripping.

Not letting my girl eat my girl out. We need to get rid of this New York arrogance that we have. Because at one of the spots in New Orleans, they was bumping pussy's in the bathroom. and I got like nervous. I thought New York we have seen everything. They just fucking each other in bathrooms like in New Orleans. So you got nervous at that, but you never fucked in a New York bathroom?

Absolutely. He's crazy. Why am I crazy? He was scared of the bathroom. Two random strangers. It wasn't my girl. Exactly. I had to pee.

Bumping pussies. He's scared of that, but he would, he cool with his girl getting licked. It wasn't my girl bumping pussies in the bathroom. So you would have been okay with that? In the bathroom? No. Oh, go back to the hotel. Yeah.

Production production. Or the house, like, you know, the germs that are on this fucking sink. Germapho, my bad. Production has just. You got your wide, an open wound. Because a vagina at the end of the day is an open wound. You bumping pussies on like. It's not an open wound.

It's a open wound. It's a entry to your body. It's the entry to where life comes back out. So don't put that nasty asses fucking backbar germs and rub it together. That's all. Okay. But if you do, send me the video. Got it.

Production has just informed me that the caller has an EDU email, and production is assuming that they're probably young and fresh out of college. Oh, I mean, you shouldn't got engaged. I'm telling me, man. He knows something about his girl's friends, man. No, he don't know anything yet because he got engaged with an EDU email. He knows. He knows something. He didn't give us all the info, but he knows something.

But some men also, I feel like, I feel like sometimes there's a certain, there's a spoken rule of your girl. shouldn't do this, your girl shouldn't do that. Your girl shouldn't do that. Your girl shouldn't do that. So I think he was mainly calling to say, I don't think that anything is going on, but just is this appropriate, right? Because you can not think your girl's cheating on you and just think that some things are inappropriate. And I think that's what he was calling for. Like, yo, because if you say to somebody here, my fiance was out till 5 a.m., they'm like, uh-uh, what the fuck's she doing? But in reality, what's really going on is nothing wrong, but just by standards, that sounds crazy. It sounds crazy that your fiance is out until 5 a.m. But anytime I've ever been out till 5 a.m., I was, like, if I'm doing some shit I have no business doing, whether I'm in a relationship or single, it ain't happening at 5 a.m. If I'm still out at 5 a.m., like, I'm out with my friends. Usually in the McDonald's line, trying to get a smoothie and nuggets and twerking out the sunroof drunk. That's usually what's happening at 5 a.m. with women. Just be honest.

Or at 5.m. with you. Don't say with women. You, that's what you doing at 5 a. Who pointed me like that? Because I've known what some women have been doing at 5 a.m. because I was doing it with them. Oh, my bad. Shit. Exactly. My bad.

Yeah. I just. My bad. Even when I was junk, like 5 a.m. 6 a.m. Who's fucking at that time? You, see, you never fucked that 5 a.m.? He definitely fucked that 5 a. All right then.

So that's who's fucking you. But I will say anytime it's been club related or going out, that's why I preferred every city but New York. The shit ends at 2 o'clock. If we shutting down a spot at 4 a.m. and then we grabbing food. The sun coming up, I'm going to fuck to sleep.

Even when I'm 23 years old. I'm going to sleep, though. You're going to fuck for five minutes. If you're going to sleep, if you're going to sleep is because... I'm going to fuck on five minutes and roll over the water to sleep. Like, it's not even worth. If you're going to sleep after being out all night with a girl, it's because she shut the fact down and I'm not fucking you tonight. But you ain't, you ain't tell her to go home.

Yeah, you're trying to fuck. Yeah, I'm not saying I had a conscious brain. There you go. That's all I'm saying. Somebody trying to fuck your girl. at five, six in the morning. Well, sir. There's going to be somebody

trying to fuck your girl for the rest of her life. Then that's why you need to have your ass in the house. That you should trust her. Because niggas be drunken and hornyer as the night goes. All right,

so the guy handed her fucking McNuggets. That's what you pressed about. No offense. Anyone that works. If your girl would cheat on you at 5 a.m., she would cheat on you at 12 o'clock

in the afternoon. Just because she's in line as long as you have her location, it doesn't happen often and y'all are still like semi-young. Y'all don't have any kids. Why are you on this location shit? what you mean because

as long as you have a location I know girl that her man got her location and she fucking wherever she at oh no so why y'all stop getting his hat he has the goat he has the yelp map of everything

why you're hanging your hat on as long as you got the location I'm not saying that they will fuck right where that dot is at oh and also remember I came on here when we was that serious and I found out that the girls be putting their location on their laptop

or iPad that they leave in the crib and off their phone so they'll keep their eye message on their laptop. As long as you got the location looks like it's there. But they'll go out. So yeah, that location shit, I'm not. That means nothing. That means nothing to me either.

Okay. My point is if she isn't fucking, if you trust that she isn't fucking, like you know for a fact she isn't fucking. My point is do you have her location for safety reasons? Because what I'm assuming, again, is he's just thinking that this is inappropriate. I don't think that he did that she's my fiance. I need to know what she's at all the time. So you know where she's at due to safety reasons. That's why I think it's important to have the Not because it's stopping her from fucking. Okay. Not because it was just sound like y'all was Paul laying that together.

No, that's the location. She good. She ain't doing nothing. No, you can. That's what it's what it read like. It read like you was trying to say, yo, he got a location like she. No, I'm in like for safety. Okay.

Anytime I've fucked, it's been at a location. Every time I fucked. It's been a location. I was somewhere. I could have been located. It was a location. I'm glad they didn't hit that door. Wasn't in the matrix.

I was at a location. Just lock the door. That's like you got to get a hotel. next to the Waffle House. I agree with you, sir. It is a little inappropriate for your fiance to be out at those hours. Those are sinning hours.

She should be home. Purline. In the comfort of her own sheets, bed, even if it's family, she's back home, whatever. She should be pouring you a nightcap. She should be on the phone with you. She should be. Not voting.

Yeah, talking about her day, you know. Now, home girl, if it only happened once or twice here, I'm talking directly to you. She ain't going to hear this. If you have a fun with your home girl, sometimes it's worth getting yelled at. Especially if you know you wasn't doing nothing. It's worth getting yelled at sometimes. You had happened twice a year.

Let that nigga yell at you here. That'd be my favorite thing. When I know I didn't do a fucking thing right, I'm going right to that bedroom and laying down. Scream all you want. Scream all you want. I'm drunk and having a ball, bitch. I didn't do a fucking thing wrong. Sometimes it's worth getting yelled at by your man.

I do not care. Sometimes it's worth it. No, but the thing wrong, I'm going to blame my head on this pillow. No, but the wrong thing you did was you came in the house at six in the morning. Yeah. That's disrespectful to a relationship. Say, apologize, but if he make it a big deal,

just keep apologizing, but sometimes it's worth getting yelled at. You was having phone with your friends. If you wasn't doing nothing, sometimes it's worth me and yell at. Have fun. Enjoy your fucking life. Sometimes it hits three o'clock

and you're like, all right, this will be one. I'm going to have a real conversation in the morning. But I'm having a fucking ball. And I know I'm not doing nothing disrespectful.

I'm not doing anything wrong to anybody. Like, yeah, I've definitely got to go that. I've had some fun nights. But six? All right. I'm laying. I'm in the bed already. Five is the greatest.

Six is a little crazy. Six is a little fucking crazy. I can only see six if you got like, because I live in Jersey. So sometimes I might lead a spy at five and get home at six. But six is crazy. That's wild, man. Niggins is going to work. You go home.

You actively see people leaving their homes and their buildings to go to work. You feel like such a degenerate. You feel like, yo, it wasn't that lit. I did not have that much fun. But sometimes it is that much fun. Not as adults, not as like grown. But I think they're young. Again, I think they're young.

I think they're in a 20. Well, whatever they are. Hopefully they, you know, they last and make it to the altar. Because he's sounding like he having some rough times, man. Nothing was worse getting on that train. It sucked when you were doing like three, four o'clock because the trains didn't run like that. But you stay out till six and now it's rush hour for people that are working. Oh, you on the train at heels.

And you at rush hour like this cooked. sweating out all that shit hot as fuck not my fiance oh you're single at that point you're single oh no you know what's really annoying what i used to do with my ex sometimes the a is on the f like you you never know he'd be hitting me like when do you want me to come get you when do you want me to come get you when do you want me to come get you and then you finally call at 430 like babe can you come get me and you drunk 5 o'clock in the morning the sun coming up and you getting cussed out drunk throwing up oh man and then women do that weird shit where they want to get freaky to try to, nah, get the, no, get off me.

Do not even try to kiss my ear. Get the fuck off me. Don't let the home girl be in the car. You picking us both up, annoying as fuck. Oh my God. Yeah, now she got to sleep on my fucking couch. I miss being in a relationship. That shit is so fun.

Man, oh man. Prayers to the brother, though. He'll be all right. He'll be all right. After Starless, I mean, Damaris at least made the guest room bed. Yeah, I did. I left my wallet at Starlets, by the way, they're holding it for me. And you left like a whole bunch of shit in my crib.

Fucking, a whole bunch of genie shit. Yeah. Bracel. I was putting together my genie costume for Halloween, like those big ass. He's going to be Will Smith? I was going to be Shaq, actually. I was going to do Kazam. Remember we went, we went semi-viral having that conversation about staying

the night at your homie house when you two drunk to go home? Oh, and everybody killed you for that? Yeah, but I was thinking about that. It's a whole different room. I was thinking about it when I was at work. I got to Rory's house at 4 a.m. And I kept, I was drunk, but I'm like, I got to go to the gym at 5 a.m. And Rory's like, DeMere's like, go upstairs and go to fucking sleep.

Like, you're not getting an Uber at 4.30 in the morning. And I thought about that the next morning like, damn, this was the argument that me and all had. Rory poured me a glass of water. You know what's funny? This was, this is how drunk Damaris was, right? So when we used to record at my room, she had that pink, like, water bottle. So I filled that up to the top for her.

Gave it to her and put it to the room, went to sleep. I wake up the next morning. It's still on my counter halfway. It was your fucking water bottle. I was cooked. I was cooked. People not drinking water when they're drunk. They just wanted later.

No, it was the morning more. I gave it to her. She went to sleep. She woke up earlier than me. I didn't even know what she left. Still sitting there. Yeah. Is your water?

Can you get that out of my house? Come get my legacy out of your house. Me and I'm done hanging with Rory for the rest of the year. No, you're not. Yes, I am. No, I am. It's my birthday this weekend. It told me that last week.

What that means? Change his flight three times. Wait, if Sean gonna be here, I'll hang out with Sean. Fuck your birthday. I'll hang out with Sean. But like... You were? Oh, Lord.

Yeah, Starlight shit wasn't it? The stripper's lazy as fuck. Yeah, that's kind of crazy. I'm tired of this. Why are you? She got bills. She don't really want to be doing that shit. She looks so bored.

It's not a passion. You know, I apologize to the like OG star tenders. Because we used to clown like, it's crazy that the strivers be doing fucking cartwheels and these chicks just be on IG Live. They don't even know how to pour a drink, just Patron straight. These new start-tenders, they don't even, like, offer you a drink. You'd be having to, like, really beg them at an empty, yo, can you pour a drink?

Like, mm-hmm. Aren't you a bartender? Going to the strip club in New York is crazy. I agree with you. I don't know how you have to. I completely agree with you. I will never go to another strip club in New York again in my life. But the star tenders now, gorgeous, whatever.

But what the fuck? Not doing. They look at you like you ask something crazy. if you ask for a drink. They used to ask for a drink. They used to fucking split and pour the Sprite out their pussy. They used to go crazy. They don't do shit now.

Put you on IG Live. Yeah. No. I've seen the glory days in the Ocean Club. It's over. Yeah, it is over. RIP Aces, man. RIPP the real niggas.

Yeah. I want to send prayers to Elijah Arenas. He was placing an induced coma after his car crashed a few days ago. But he is out of the coma now. and he should be released from the hospital soon, so we want to send our prayers and well wishes to Elijah Arenas and get better soon and get back to 100%. That was some scary news to receive, man.

Sure. Red dad, I was like, oh, no, like in an induced coma, car crash. But, you know, everything seems to be okay. So we're wishing him a speedy recovery and also send prayers to Dame Lillard, real good guy. One of my favorite players to watch. Reported that he may have torn his Achilles tendon,

one of the worst injuries in sports. It's tough, man, because he was just coming back from an injury, fighting through some things. I was trying to get it together in Milwaukee. And unfortunately, you know, towards Achilles' last game. So that's just tough, man,

because Dame is one of those guys as a competitor. He wants to be out there playing. And you tell you, Achilles, you have no choice but to sit down for at least a year and do absolutely nothing as far as on-court basketball activity. So prayers to Dame on the speed, on a road to recovery. Hopefully recovers 100% comes back better and still able to, you know, play at a high level and look like himself because, you know, that's a tough injury to have to come back from. So prayers to our God Dame Lillet, man. For sure. All right.

That's it. Well, glad to how you back, Rory. Safe and sound. Hopefully your luggage gets here tonight. Longest day ever. Yeah, man. But we made it through. Shout out the baby Deering and her belly button piercing.

Abs. Abbs loading. Abbs. What we're looking like July 4th? Abbs? July 8th. All right. We're going to check back July 8th.

Had that Janet Jackson midriff, you know what I'm saying? All right. See. When Janet first showed us that midriff and like, nine, was that nine six? Nine four. That was nine four. When she showed that, that's the way love goes.

She came out with that brown shit on. That was 93. Y'all niggas wasn't outside. I'm talking to the wrong. I wasn't born. So I'm saying, y'all wasn't outside. You remember Josh. He was there.

Oh, y'all niggas is too young. Sean, you was dead. Isn't Josh younger than me? Yeah, y'all. Y'all was like beating off by then. Y'all was old as fuck. Beating off. And he was 33 and 93.

I wasn't. Fuck you, man. Fuck you. Rory. Yo, you know what's so funny? Your twin hit me when I, because I had made a, I don't know if you saw my IG about like talking about how old you were or whatever.

But your twin hit me was like, I ain't, not too much at my twin. I was like, yo, you really give youthful. Like, I'll be forgetting that you and all are twins because, like, you give youth and mall give like grumpy ass, get off my lawn energy. She's way gone. Get the fuck off my lawn. I can't wait to call the cops. I put

my phone to my hand and press 9-1, walking to my building. I did I did some niggas to be parked in front of my building. I dare you niggas with do rags and shyshths to be in front of my building. I really wanted to call the cops in New Orleans with the hotel shit. Oh, I call the police. I thought that the cops in New Orleans would call me a snitch.

I don't give a fuck. I'm paid too much in taxes. I'm calling the cops. If you niggas got shikis on and y'all ain't dropping no food, I'm calling the police. Straight up. That's why I'm at in my life. Get the fuck from in front of my building with that hippity hop shit.

Playing all that hippity hop shit. Grandmaster. This grandma cut that shit off and get off my block yeah now biggie i understand you was trying to make some money to feed your daughter but get off my fucking not here not in front of this stoop you ain't your child will go hungry i'm calling the police i'm trying to raise my daughter up here yeah man i'm there i'm there i guess it's a glorious feeling to be this age man a lot of niggas checked out way too early for my liking but i'm here all right man we'll talk to y'all soon be safe be blessed i'm that nigger he's just ginger peace on the look back at it podcast in 1979 that was a big moment for me

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