New Rory & MAL - Episode 37 | “The Chef Up North”

Episode Date: February 1, 2022

Happy Tuesday, folks! Rory starts off with his story on giving Hip Hop (the person) some insight on an Irishman’s mental state. The guys discuss the outrage over the de-sexualization of the green M&M, and Mal’s friend phones in and gives him insight on the billboard. They get into the best hip-hop legend biographies, as well as other “classic” movies and scenes, + more! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Who are the special lady? You ever sang this to a girl? Come on. I think I was saying this to a girl. I think this was definitely a voice mother. This fellow. A voicemail. The song for sure.

This was that shit, though. Day 26. Leave your name and number after he gets this shit off. It's nasty. Yo, you reach me. And, like, what if I called you? We never thought that through. Like, what about what the homies call?

And you get Day 26. Yeah, they get Day 26. Like, that's nasty. That's disgusting. Oh, my bad, man. She was going. He was bringing in between the lines. What's up with Day 26?

is over? I don't know. Demaris was definitely into Donnie, though. Donnie. Who was your favorite, Dee? You know what the crazy thing is? When Day 26 came out, I was little young to be crushing on them if that made sense. Like, they were, like, older men.

I didn't have, like, the older man crush on them type shit. Oh, okay. If that makes sense. Okay. Yeah. I know we talked about the cheesecake thing and how crazy that was with making the band. But no one really brings up that Puff made 25 grown men sing for a matter. mattress.

They battled each other for a mattress. Yeah, listen, man, that Puff was ahead of his time with that shit, bro. Like, putting everybody in the house to sing R&B. These niggas had du rags. It was all kinds of basketball shorts. I'm like, oh, this is going to be amazing

TV. Niggas start fighting on the stairs inside the brownstone. That was back when you could fight on reality TV. Making the band, they scrapped for real. Like, there was two-minute fights. Yeah, yeah. Then Snooki got punched in the face, and then they just couldn't do it.

anymore. No, I think it was College Hill. Remember Crystal got beat with that shoe and was leaking all over the place? I don't remember much college. College Hill. I would never forget that fight for as long as I live. That girl got beat in the face with a- They was letting them fight.

She got beat in the face with a shoe. She was leaking. And I think that's around the time they stopped. Remember College Hill? I barely watched College Hill. Really? I remember it, but I wasn't that into it. I loved College Hill.

I was more of a Harlem Heights type of guy. Wasn't that the name of it? My man, CGF was all that show with Kanye's X, the first one. Harlem Heights. Why wasn't you in Harlem Heights? I was doing something else that shouldn't have been on camera

that time. He was in Harlem. Yeah, I was for sure. Really in Harlem at that time. Really in Harlem. Yo, we was talking about Jackass and Tom Green and I thought about it

after we recorded and it was so fucked up of us, not to mention hits from the street. That's true. Yeah, like hits, hits was a number. another one of those legendary iconic prankster, you know, what they call them, gaff?

Is it a, is it a, I have no idea what gaff means. It's like, what is it? A gaffer is like when you're like a film crew. Like, isn't a gaff or something like when you prank? Isn't that like a word for it? I don't think so. Like a gag? A gag.

There you go. Pause. See, I, if you need to. See, that's why I was trying to stay away from that word. So you try to make up another word that was like a little pretentious of you? I feel like Gaff is like the white gag. No. The white version of gag.

Hey, yo. Gaff is millennial language for give a fuck. Excuse me. Is that what the kids are doing? G-A-F. They just be like, yo, Gaff. No. I don't gaff.

Who's saying that? And where are there so I can stay away from that? I mean, I'm just getting used to Cappy. Jizzy. Jizzy. Oh, I thought you said Jizzy. Like Jizzy doll created that. I'm about saying, oh, she's really, oh, she's really a star tinder.

Yeah. You know what? She's a star tender. Okay. I'm sorry that my brain retains this information. I am too. Yeah. I'm sorry.

No, I feel bad that I didn't know. I've been a fan of the starter. Oh, you should know. She's out there really killing the economy. Yeah. She's keeping New York afloat. No one pours Patron like her. No, not at all.

She puts the Patron in first, then the ice. No one does it that way. Everyone else does the ice and the Patron. She changed the game. Is that how you like your drinks? No, put the ice in first. Ice first? Yeah.

Jizzy. Just try to be different. It cools as you... Anyway. But I feel like if you pour the drink first, you know exactly how much alcohol you have in the cup. Which is very true. But if you're a professional,

you can count when you're pouring it. Yeah, we know a lot of people can't count, though, D. Yeah, I don't know if the star tenders are the best at, like... Oh, no, they can count. They can count them. They can count once. They can definitely count once. Faster than anybody, you know,

fastest thumbs in the west. But if you throw a 20 in there, am I confused them? Yeah, it throws it off. Yeah, they got to stay with the ones. Maybe a five. Because they're like at $2,037 and you throw it 20 in there. And they're on IG Live.

They don't want to show. Never mind. That's true. Ashton Coucher, prankster, gaffer. He was a crazy gaffer. Legendary? I miss punk. The punk was kind of funny.

Punk was funny. Punk was funny. They had some good ones on there. They showed one on the internet the other day. I saw when they punked Alan Iverson. That was just funny. He was telling Alan Iveson. He couldn't get in a party.

Oh, yeah. when Alan Iverson was easily the biggest athlete on the planet. Yeah. And they're like, now you got to wait. Party's full. Brought it some random white girl. He was like, yo, who the fuck is that? Yeah.

And didn't they get another guy with Iverson after that? There was another NBA player with the same thing. They got a bunch of NBA players. They got a bunch of them. Kanye was great on punked. He was running away with the film. You don't remember that? He still is.

He got the laptop from Ray J. The second installment of the sex tape. he he wanted to get that from ray j this is a true story or you yeah i watched the interview that he did with jason lee shout out to jacian said that that that's not exist how would the rep know the rep is supposed to say that but i believe con yet he got a rundown on raymond is that ray jays real name i was just about to ask you that raymond jay for i mean think this mom's jays ray yes ray shan it's like not like you are such a nigger Ray Sean

Look at the name that Pavender says Ray Sean You know a Ray Sean How long y'all How long y'all talk to each other? I definitely got an X name Ray Sean For sure

Ray Sean rolled off your tongue Too quick You went straight to Ray Sean You perked up a little bit When you said Ray Sean too Rayshan Ray J's real name is William

William Ray Norwood Jr. William Ray Why couldn't be Willie Jay That nigga Bill Willie Jay is nasty He can't be Willie Jay No

He did it right Are you listening To One Wish If it's by Willie Jay Nah Wasn't someone in Day 26 Called Willie J? Yeah, his name was Willie

It wasn't Willie J It was Willie That's Nat Your name being Willie Willie Taylor Willie Taylor Willie Taylor That's what was

Yo Willie coming to the stage Willie I'm exited Wait That's why he in a group It's just day 26 Yeah You can't say Willie by so Where's the J and what?

What's the J for And what Ray J? Ray J. William Raymond what? Norwood. He's Brandy's brother. Norwood.

He just threw a letter at the end of it? Well, Jay rhymes with Ray, so. Don't tell me that. We got to find the Jay in Ray Jay's name. We got to find the day. Oh, he's a junior. He's a junior. Ray Jr.

Oh, there you go. Junior. Oh, I was figured it was some type of bloods that we ain't know about. No, he's a junior. The Jay blocks. And shout out to Ray J, the icon. He's an icon.

Living legend. I still want a scooty bike. I don't know why. Did those pop? Because those were amazing. did. I feel like those little electric scooters kind of got the scooty bikes out of here. Yeah, but they had Bluetooth on that shit. I was scooting around Hoboken on that. You actually rode a scooter bike before? Yeah, Billy pulled up on me in Hoboken with one and I drove for a hour around Hoboken.

You liked it? It was amazing. Yeah. Had I not been like kind of broke at that time, I would have purchased one. They were worth the money. I always liked the concept of it. I always thought it was a dope concept. And then it was cool when you could wrap it with different logos and shit like that. So yeah, I think I still want to Scootie bike. It'd be perfect for New York in the summer in Miami. Those those shit's, those were great. Yeah, but the interview was cool. I mean, it wasn't nothing too, you know,

new and didn't really learn too much from it, but, you know, it was cool. I get it. Yesterday, your brother texted me. Which one? Hot. Hop. And Hop sent me something. And I don't know how to feel about it.

Is it a record? No. What are you saying you? I'll play it. A voice note? quoting myself. Here's a passage from Killing Rommel. In the story, a poet and Oxford tutor Zachary Stein makes the distinction between two types of despair. Jewish despair arises from want

and can be cured by surfeit. Give a penniless Jew 50 quid and he perks right up. Irish despair is different. Nothing relieves Irish despair. The Irishman's complaint lies not with his circumstances, which might be rendered brilliant by labor or luck, but with the injustice of existence itself. Death. How could a benevolent deity gift us with life only to set such a cruel term

on it? Irish despair knows no remedy. Money can't help, love fades, famous fleeting. The only cures are booze and sentiment. That's why the Irish are such noble drunks and glorious poets. No one sings like the Irish or mourns like them. Why? Because they're angels imprisoned in vessels of flesh.

They're angels. You don't think of an angel? In prison. In the vessel of the flesh? No. That's me. I might make that my bio. Just an angel.

Why does Hop have this? I don't know. But you know Hop would be the one that would have something like this. He definitely would, man. He texts with that and said, is this true question mark? I really thought he was something like a record or something. And I'm like, oh, great. And then I start listening.

And it just kind of described. It hit you that you are an angel. Yeah. And I should write more poetry. In a vessel of flesh. Or maybe sing more. But no, that drink more. Well.

That'll help. Clearly. That clears the palate. But this gave me no hope with life. Because this is how I view things. There's not anything that's going. I have no idea. This is Stephen.

Pressfield, chapter 31 of Turning Pro. Okay. Tap your inner power and create your life's work. It's probably one of those self-help books except for Irish people. Oh, okay.

Everyone but the Irish can Irish for dummies. Can turn pro. That's one of those Irish for dummies books. Why is not reading an Irish self-help book is fucking hilarious. Well, maybe he did Ancestry.com and Mall's family may be Irish.

I'm pretty sure we came through the waters of Ireland at some point during our came through the walk during our journey from Africa I'm sure some of my ancestors

definitely stopped in Ireland and to do what right I don't know drink find some white slaves exactly yeah

and some potatoes hop is crazy for having that but that's probably some shit he listens to all the time he follows a bunch of wild

random shit usually I go to my pops and family for Irish stuff but now I can go to your family what's the name Jeff was it Jeff

yeah I think Jeff It's the Real. Shout out to Jeff. He hit me last night and invited me to join the Discord. Yeah, man. That him and his brother had created, I guess. No, Eric. I'm sorry, Eric hit me.

And that was pretty cool. Join the Canal Street Sweepers Discord server. It's a whole bunch of, you know, industry people, if you will, in Discord talking about mixed tapes and hip-hop. His concept was he wanted to do like some type of hip-hop. book club structure where you could talk about certain stuff. Obviously, it wouldn't be books. It would be mixed tapes and albums.

But yeah, I popped my head in there the other day. When I had some more time, I'm definitely going to go in there. But if you're a nerd like myself, that's great. Yeah, that's the type of shit you want to be in. For sure. I was scrolling through some of the mixed tapes they posted, and I was like, oh, I know what type of room this is. Oh, yeah. It's going to find shit and hit it.

I never even heard. A lot of blog era shit. Yeah. A lot of nerdy stuff that you and your friends would make fun of us for. Oh, yeah. but I mean you know the mixtape circuit in the era was uh

I was old enough to to be a part of that and understand like I said I still remember Sycamore you know being the guy that had all the instrumentals for sure for every fucking record

and that was the you almost had to have the mixtape and the Sycamore instrumental CD because you had to write and get your shit off like after you heard like kiss and yeah and that stack get they shit off it's like I give me a verse from the from the

I lost my rhyme book, man. Oh, you had a rhyme book? Yeah. How many pages do you think were in it? It was the spiral notebook. It was the five-subject notebook. Remember the five subjects? One of those.

I used to write in it, but it was never nothing to, like, I knew I wasn't going to be a rapper. What age did you stop rapper? Like, well, I never really started, but stopped writing raps. Was reasonable doubt out? Absolutely. So you was trying to get on. Yeah, but reasonable doubt came out when I was, what, fifth, 16? Do you think you would have gotten your J-Bers?

No, I wasn't good, bro. I was terrible. My rhymes was terrible. Oh, my God. What a waste of a could have been rapper? But that's like Michael Jordan and son. Biggs could have managed it. Today, yes.

Like, if I was 16, 17 today, I probably would pursue it because it just isn't as much skill required today. You just got to have, like, certain energy and a certain look. Do you think when Jay said, her motherfucker saying they made hove okay so make another hove do you think everyone looked at you and was like everybody did a slow turn like yo you up you up no i got next i told after the black album the city was yours the city was never mine you said you said on that in fade to black you said after tonight the city is mine rory i never said that i don't i don't first of all i don't

want the city i promise you the city is safe i don't want it it's some sick shit going on in Mall is the King of New York. No, I'm not, he's Eric Adams. I'm not, I'm definitely not Eric Adams. How did you guys feel, speaking of that discord could bump in this conversation, how did you guys feel when the nerd started to take over? The nerds? And nerd, I don't mean in an offensive way.

Just the rap that was not about the stereotypical drug dealing. Well, I mean, because of course it existed before, but it had a resurgence. Yes. Yeah. Everything is a cycle. Everything is a, you know, nothing is new. It's just all the cycle. It comes around, goes around.

But I just, I do realize that I think now today, more than ever, these young dudes are really trying to live their wraps to the fullest. Yeah. And that's where it's just like. You guys don't need to. You guys don't need to really be out here shooting shit. Yeah. And that's the scary part. Like, I don't think from what I remember and not, you know, NWA, I.

Ice Cube, all of that, they weren't out actively shooting each other and trying to kill each other. Yeah. So, you know, that's, and that was considered the most violent era, the birth of gangster rap and the feds got involved and put the parental advisory sticker on music. Like, that was the big deal. Yeah. Like, when the parental advisory sticker came into play and it was letting you know, like, the language and the content on this is, you know, not for children. And that was probably the most violent it was. People stomping on CDs. side of the store. Like now people are getting shot on the set

of their video. Like it's just... The most violent era in hip-hop history. Yeah, it's weird as fuck. So, I mean, no, I miss the nerd shit. I miss when it was just words and, you know, little sublimbs thrown each other's way. I'm actually kind of shocked. I did think the nerd, because I would say the nerd era probably started,

and I know people are going to get offended by calling it the nerd era. I'm a nerd guy. There's nothing wrong with the nerd era. I think it was Kanye versus 50. graduation versus Curtis and graduation winning, I think is when the shift started to happen.

And then blogs came and then that's when it really thrived. I thought it was going to last long in this. Of course the ones that sell the most, the Coles, Drake's, and I would even consider Kendrick more in the nerdy side even though he does rap about

other shit, are still sell the most, but it's definitely not what's popular now. No. Like at all. No, no, no. The most popular

content now was the most violent. Yeah. You know, and I get it. Chief Keith came in and say, oh, fuck y'all nerds. We bringing the shit back to violence. Yo, I was, it's crazy looking back

at like a lot of old Chief Keith videos and like realizing how many of those young cats are dead now. Oh, it's very, that shit is entire Chicago era was very important. It's so depressing, man. Like, you're looking at the video and you're like, damn, like, and if you, you know,

the history of that whole scene and how many of those dudes, you know, no longer with us and how many of them are locked up. It's sad. It's sad. But, you know, in a crazy way, you know, that's, I think that's part of the legacy of somebody like Chief Keefe. That he just created an energy and a sound and, you know, that just grew into something.

I don't even think he knew was going to be what it is today. Yeah. I mean, that's kind of the entire drill legacy to some degree everywhere. Yeah. And it's crazy because I'm. I hate being that guy. But when you sit back and really look at things, you know, and I remember growing up, you know,

you'd hear my mom and anybody said, oh, the music, these kids are going crazy. It's the music. It's the music. And you're like, no, it's not. Like, it's art. It's the expression. Now it's the music, though.

Like, I'm on board with that. It's the music. No. But how do you figure that, though? Well, you know, when you have the whole, the drill sound, right? I think that you can't even As a drill artist

Or to make a drill record You can't even really be respected Unless you really do some like Violent shit almost Like it almost better be like You gotta be involved in some type of Violent shit for people to be like Oh I like he really living that she really doing that shit

I think it's more that It's the access is the problem Because I don't think Most of these rappers would be rappers If it wasn't so easy to make and put out music. Like, Chief Keefe, I don't think wouldn't have been a rapper

had he not had the ability to be on parole in his house, shoot a video uploaded to the internet, and it immediately make him money. Because it was hard to be, you had to go and do it. Like, you couldn't also be murdering people and focusing on your music

or, like, really be in the street or focus on your music. No, clearly you can. Because it was tougher. These rappers are working overtime. And I'm saying now it's so easy to do it, that you can also be the person that is committing these crimes and still be able to make music.

There's enough time in the day. And it's easy and it's profitable. So they're like, well, I might as well do this because they wouldn't have done it had it been, you know, the 90s where it was difficult to put out music in that regard. So, yes, I think in the 90s you would have had the people that were actually in the street doing the shit. If they had easy access to make music, they would have made it.

But they couldn't at the time. So now I just think it's the access of the people. that really commit crimes can also make music. I hope that makes sense. No, I know exactly what you mean, but I also feel like, you know, the music is definitely putting, because music is energy.

And, you know, words have power. And if you're hearing this content over and over and over and over. Like, you never see violence at, you know, R&B concerts like that. Maybe, like, you might see women fighting at an show. No, I saw someone get knocked out at, um, give you on show. Really? Yeah, it was funny.

Getting knocked out at a Givion show is crazy. In front of the cops, too. It was like a real bold move. Yeah, that's just like, that's some weird shit. But like, you almost, like, just imagine walking into Madison Square Garden. And it's a drill show. You know the energy that's in there. Yeah, but I, it's going to be a good time.

It's going to be a lot of asses shaking. It's going to be a lot of, you know, the little demon baby's doing their little demon dances. Yeah, you know how they do their little demon spins and all of that. Demon spins. Yeah, you know when they do that, that means that means that they're gearing up. When the leg, when the leg come up and do this. Oh man. Oh man. Yeah, you know what's... It's a violent mating call. So this is what I'm saying. So you know the type of energy that's with that.

But it's the people that would be at that drill show. Yeah, absolutely. But that's what I'm saying. It's in the music because it's in, it's just a part of them. Yeah. But even if you go to a rock show in the Mosh Pit, that energy is there. Like, you know I mean like that energy to be that's part of you know the whole experience like to release that energy and you know getting the mosh pit and push each other and you know if you break a nose or you know you're bleeding it's like you had a great night that's just the energy that's there yeah no i get that so it's in the music it's unfortunate because i mean now these young cats have so much access and they have so many opportunities and there's so much

money and entertainment now like you know some of these artists are they make more money than some of the most iconic figures ever. Yeah. You know what I mean? Like I said, people on TikTok making $17 million for dancing. Well, I think it just gets in the music. I don't think, I don't think James Brown made $17 million from just dancing. No.

You know what I mean? So it's just like. He was also a murderer as well, though. Well, I mean, that situation was very. James Brown was a killer. That was a, that was a murderer. What? Well, yeah.

What wasn't he? He was. What wasn't he? James Browna put every drill rappers rap sheet to shame. No, don't get it twisted. There was some violent artists. MC Hammer would put a lot of these true rappers to shame. Yeah.

No. Don't fuck with Hammer. Well, no, don't. But not to this extent. Like, Hammer wasn't a violent person like that. But then again, like... He was just from a real area of his city. That's what it was.

And kind of to your point, because I know a lot of the Chicago stuff started out with, like, actual beef records where they were talking. about actually killing specific people that lived a few blocks away. But I don't think in the 90s and 2000s, if those two neighborhoods really have beef, they would just have beef because they're not going to take the time to buy studio time to get an engine, like do all this. They're going to go handle the beef. Now they just can do a song about it in an hour and then go back out and do it. That's really it.

They just wouldn't do it. They would just beef. There'd be no soundtrack to it. But it still wasn't so violent, though, man. This is a violent, violent error that we're in. But, you know, again, I'm just, I love the fact that these young cats got access and they're making all this money. But I just want them to find a way to not feel like they have to live that shit. Yeah.

You know what I mean? Like, just you ain't got to live that shit, man. Like, once you get a deal and you out, stay out. Stay out the way, man. According to organization to pick up on one of the last topics we spoke about again, Girl Scout cookies are still selling about $800 million a year. It's a little light, light 800. You know what I mean?

On the off year. But are they being progressive in the gender of the cookies? I don't know. See, they never fell into that. They never gave their product gender. They never put like a wig on the cookie. Which how dare they? Yeah, like they never gave their cookie-like personality.

It was just like the product speaks for itself. Street mentality, if you will. The product speaks for itself. We got that butter. You know where to find us at. Actually, we bring it to your door. You don't even got to find us at. this with children exactly um so yeah no they never fell into that uh given their product any

uh gender or funny costumes well finally m&m did something about it and empowered yeah what was that there's so much crazy going on in the world right now we know both sides are insane we know that this is one of those where all y'all are fucking nuts yeah because Changing how a girl Eminem looks to begin with is one of the craziest and weirdest things I've ever heard in my entire life. Right. Then to give one of the Eminem's anxiety, I don't want my chocolate to be anxious. Right. Actually, I want chocolate because I am anxious.

And with someone that does have anxiety, I've never felt not heard or not seen because the chocolate world was not. embracing my story. So let's begin there. Just the fact that they are now doing this, they're taking, Demaris, I know you were super offended by the girl Eminem being in high heels and not a more empowering shoe.

Definitely, yeah. So let's start there. That's insane. But I also don't particularly care. The outrage of it is equally as fucking insane. I didn't even know people were outraged about this. This is from your favorite network.

The other big change is that the brown M&M has, quote, transition from high stilettos to lower block heels, also less sexy. That's progress. M&Ms will not be satisfied until every last cartoon character is deeply unappealing

and totally androgynous until the moment you wouldn't want to have a drink with any one of them. That's the goal. When you're totally turned off, we've achieved equity. They've won. The other big change is that the brown...

Hold on. No, you got to... You ain't touched them balls? I don't kink shame. I have my own weird shit. Like I don't look at people weird with their sexual preferences. Is Tucker Carlson want to fuck in an M&M? He said he no longer wants to have a drink with her.

She's a cartoon chocolate. And he's not turned on anymore. I think what he was saying was, you know, you can't look at them in that way no more. Not that he ever did. Why was he looking? And I don't think it was him. I think he was saying whoever was outraged because this obviously was a real outrage.

No, he's the one outraged. Oh, he's outraged. I thought he was reporting on people being outraged. No, he's saying he feels he's no longer turned on by the girl Eminem. He doesn't even want to have a drink with the broad anymore. Because now she's not sexy. She doesn't have the six inch heels that Tucker likes on his chocolate. So he was...

You know, people had their thing. things, Rory. You know what I'm saying? And I'm not here to judge nobody. I mean, I am, but I guess this is, you know, Tucker used his platform to express his outrage and his, this, you know, him being upset about them trying to not sexify his chocolate anymore. This is the same network that says gender is biological, social construct, all that, you know what sense. And then comes on and is outraged that that the girl Eminem, isn't sexy anymore. I just want to say the Rolling Stones has an article that says Let the Green Eminem be a nasty little slut. What is happening? Hold on.

What is going on in the world? Yeah. Am I the only one that thinks all of you are fucking insane? I don't understand what's happening anymore. Both sides. What the fuck is going on? The Rolling Stones are like a cover band. The Rolling Stone.

A cover band. Magazine by E.J. Dickinson. The rubber. No, the. the band or the magazine the magazine the magazine okay so the so I think it's rolling stone

the stones is the band okay okay just the one stone I thought the band had lost their fucking mind I was like all right look at the legacy yeah like I'm like wait what

so I'm sorry so what did they do Edin they created a song they they had an article come out exactly about the Eminem and it titled it they titled it

let the green Eminem be a nasty little slut it's chocolate I don't know why y'all are surprised this is the thing every time y'all go on a porn website there are so many porn cartoons

and like they have people no mams though yeah I haven't seen I haven't seen the M&M get drilled people get turned down by cartoons that's a thing that's a sickness

I don't think it's a sickness it's a kink okay but it's a some kinks are sick this is the marketing from them though porn hub isn't changing the green Eminem.

Eminem made a statement that they want to include everyone which is also back to exploiting people's pain. Yeah. Because now you're just trying to hop on the wave of look, we're progressive and we're chocolate, so we're going to make it

transgender and have anxiety. It's chocolate. You're not making everyone feel included. Yeah, listen, man, I'm just give me Eminem peanuts and the rest of that shit y'all can do what y'all want with it. I don't care who got on hills.

But what if it was Eminem penis that you could relate to? Um. I feel like making the orange Eminem have anxiety is a shot at Ginger's. I feel a little offended by that. That the orange one, you would say, is very nervous and being bullied. And that's like the Eminem that no one really fucks with. I love the orange Eminemes, by the way. There's a different flavor.

You gobble them up. There's a... They do taste different. No, they don't. Maybe it's a mental thing. It's definitely a mental thing. They don't taste different. I think if you blindfold me, I could tell which peanut was which, which,

which eminent peanut was which color. So I'm almost, I'm on. I can definitely tell blue. You could taste the blue, right? What blue tastes like? The artificial blue 40, I can definitely take it. Yeah, you can taste that shit. I would think if they really wanted to get with the transgender world,

they would take the yellow peanut Eminem and take the peanut out of him, and he would be a new M&M. Mark that at him? Yes. To like really get into the, to really get into the transgender community. Which do you prefer Eminem peanuts or plain? Peanuts.

But that changed with age. Is Eminem a classic candy? Yeah. What? Come on. They have a store next to our fucking... It's classic. Billboard.

Eminem is our classic. What would be a classic candy? What would? No, Eminem is a classic candy. That's what I'm saying. Sure. Yeah, absolutely. Recy's pieces taste better.

But Eminemem... Yeah, if you're going to eat, plain Eminem's just get Recy's species Well what I mean Recy's has to respond now Well the rest of the candy world has to keep up Yeah to keep up with the time Because I'm gonna break away from the pack

So now can you go in the Eminem store and still get the The Eminem doll? I don't want to offend M&M's by calling them dolls but Can you get the Eminem doll that was wearing hills still or are they taking those off the shows? Those are selling on eBay for Oh the resale on those If you had an Eminem dollar, you used to fuck with the heels Because you was into that

The resell is crazy What? You're paying top to fuck Tucker Carlson is going crazy on eBay right now We might need to walk to the M&M store And see if they have many of those they have on the shelves still What if there's like people outside protests I just find it really funny when men reveal the shit That they're really into

Like y'all like Y'all are really upset that the green M&M like isn't in lingerie and heels Who is y'all? Was it in lingerie and heels? I had no idea. By the way, I didn't even know there was a woman green M&M. I had no idea. I don't even eat M&M's anymore.

I thought it was the yellow dude and the red guy. Yeah, I don't know what the fuck is going on. Listen, man, I'm just in the world just trying to figure it out day by day and avoid depression. That's it. This is what makes me, this is where I think Irish people are correct. Money won't help anything. This world is just fuck. It's fucked.

I'm telling you. I'm depressed. Look at what we're outraged about. Don't you dare put any heels on my fucking candy. What? The crazy thing is I don't think anybody asked them to take the heels off. Nobody asked, listen, fam, if we start getting it to, nobody asked them to put them on in the first place. When that commercial came, it was like, okay, that's kind of weird.

Yeah, it was like, okay, but whatever, marketing, I guess. I didn't go to college. I don't know what marketing is, whatever. I just didn't get it. I don't understand. But whatever, listen, equal rights to all candy. And put heels on them if you want to, take them all. So now the M&M is wearing sneakers.

is what they're saying. Well, she's just not wearing sexy heels. I think she's wearing like block, like the heels. Oh, she's wearing, um. The hills were today, like the little block boot type things. Shark boots. She's wearing shark boots, like the, uh. She's wearing the easy boots.

Oh, yeah, the fisherman boots. Okay, that's probably more comfortable. Mm-hmm. Like, she doesn't walk around selling candy all day with hills on. I get it. Okay. Showing her candy. Showing her goods.

This is where I get very confused with woke people and the woke movement. Okay. We should be in, we want to empower women to dress the way they want to dress and not judge them for what they're wearing. They can wear heels. They can't, they can't, and shouldn't judge them. Shouldn't. So now they're saying those heels are too sexy and we need a stronger woman that doesn't wear heels. Like, I don't get, like, it's just, it's all hypocrisy.

It just doesn't make any sense to me. They don't want the candy and the sexy heels. They want to put them in the math substitute. two teacher hills. You know the little kitten hill where it was like, you're not attracted to that. Some wedges. Yeah, you don't want to see a kitten hill. You open the door and a woman that's standing in the kitten hills, you're not turned on.

Man, if she looked good enough, y'all will fuck a woman in the kitten hill. I think Eminem, I'm not even kidding. I think I saw a statement. I would definitely fuck a woman in the kitten. If I wanted to fuck, I'm... Kiddenhills is not stopping it? No. Yeah.

I don't even recognize what you have on your feet. As a matter of fact, keep them on. Keep it on the carry. I let you get that off. You keep more than she put her legs on your shoulder and then you notice the kitten heel. I'd fuck through it. Okay. You're strong man.

I've fucked through worse. Yeah? Fuck through some smelly box. You think kitten heels are going to stop me? But with that said, I think Eminem did put a statement out that they wanted to empower women. And we should put women in powerful positions. I do that now. It's...

Listen, I'm ahead of this thing. You should do marketing. Yeah, I should. See? Eminem, come talk to me, man. I'll clean that shit up, have you out here doing numbers that you wouldn't believe. But, all right, well, if that's the case, Eminem, make the green Eminem your CEO. Just cutting her heels off didn't empower her.

Listen, man, it's just weird shit after weird shit. It's more, you know, important things going on. But listen, one candy at a time. That's all we can do. One candy at a time. Orange Eminem will, quote, acknowledge and embrace his anxiety. And actually, if you look at him, the orange Eminem does appear very anxious. Maybe he doesn't like all the ugly new shoes he sees around him.

Maybe he liked the sexy boots. Maybe the orange Eminem is a secret sexist himself. Is that still Tucker? Yes. He needs... He needs... Yeah, he needs to go, like, fuck a woman or something. Like, he needs to let off some steam.

He needs to go fuck a woman. He's off. But weren't they outraged it at wet-ass pussy? Child. Like how you mad at Megan and Cardi and then also mad at Eminem's not being sexy enough? People want to be mad at everything, bro. People want to be offended. They want to be mad.

They want to be outraged. That's just what it is now. Does the green Eminem have the walk? I was about to ask. Do we think the green Eminem has what-ass pussy? I think so. I don't know. I don't think so.

We just as sick as them now. I mean, they did say that they don't know. This is the world they're opening for us. All right. So now we're here. They melt in your mouth, not in your hand. I take it to the candy show. Yeah, if she doesn't melt in your hand.

No, I'm just letting Demaris go. D' Maris is, why are you listening? We know she's sick, man. She's sick. Some wrong word. You loved candy shop, did she? That might, I think that might have been the only time my father ever put his hands on me is when I was in the car. It was two times, two songs.

Little Kim is, I make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth. He popped me. quick. My dad never hit me. He said, I don't ever said it again. I didn't know what it meant. The first time you got hit was because of what? Little Kim, I said, oh, I can make a spry can disappear in my mouth. I didn't know what the fuck I was. I was. I was mad young. I didn't know what the fuck I was. Yeah, if you're going to get pops for the first time

by your father, that would be something to get popped over. Yeah. You're going to do what? What? And then we were forbidden from singing Candy Shop in my household. We were forbidden from singing it. And that was my little sister's favorite song. I also don't want to see a woman swallow a soda can. I don't think it's the whole So I think I think she meant

Is if I shake it up Oh the fact that she has the ability To swallow a soda can mean She could take you and Chew you up and spit you out like a fucking sunflower She can handle aluminum It's a monster right there A girl ever give you head so good

You're like maybe What? I'm just listen man This is just where we're at today I'm just random thoughts man Like she ever just give you head so good You like How?

how did the last guy let her go? Like I should have never bumped into this young lady. There's no way a guy was supposed to let her go. Yeah, and then a week passes and you get to know her and you go, oh, that guy was probably bringing up some good points. This isn't worth it. I should have talked to him before me and her went to dinner.

Mad other mouths. Yeah. Mad other mouths. Everywhere. Everywhere. And guys, we'll sit through some terrible head. We'll sit through the worst head in the world. We would. We just, we don't give a fuck. Men are sick. I'm at that age too deep. I'm, yeah, men, we have a, we have a fucking problem. Men are nasty.

I know. We're nasty. What was the candy shop bar that sent your father of the age? Well, the whole song. I was banned from singing that whole entire song. But outbelt in your mouth girl, not in your hand, was probably the one that did it for him. That's why I got so excited when you said that because I was so excited to sing it because for like my whole, I could never see it. That was the forbidden fruit. Yeah. Couldn't sing it. You knew Olivia's part too? So yeah, we walked in and

I guess DeMaris and Edin were having a conversation Well, I think Damaris and Carl We're having a conversation Carl told Damaris that he weighs 155 pounds And Damaris almost threw up in her mouth because What man weighs 155 pounds Wait, what's wrong with a man weighing 155 pounds You know Damaris like some thick

That's not what happened You could never work for Eminem. Yeah, no That's not what happened I told Ed and I hired a personal training team. Okay. A team? Like somebody works on the leg, somebody works on the upper body, like? Well, yeah, they work together to get like, you know, they both do different things.

Okay. But I was in the process of hiring a personal training team. I don't even think NFL players. I think they just have one trainer. It's one trainer, yeah. For like the whole team. Uh-huh. Listen.

So you got a whole team just for you. Yes. Okay. So I was talking to Edon about that and I asked Edin how much he weighed, he said. weighed. Eddend, do you want to tell him? I'm not going to... No, you tell him.

Edon said he weighs 230. Okay. So, Maul comes in and Mall says, Eddie, you need to lose a little weight. I said, Edon, do you want to report this to HR? Like, do you want to file a complaint? Yeah, I'm HR, first of all. No, I'm HR.

You could never be HR. I can. No. I'm so good at problem solving, DeMaris. All the complaints come in about you. How can you be HR? That's because they hate it. You got to stick with me.

I got you. But let's keep it in context. I didn't just jump out of saying, Eddn, you need to lose weight. Edens asked me, he said, do you think 2.30 is, you know, heavy? For a 5.6, because Edens 5.6. Yeah, and 5.6. So I said, no, I'm not objectifying him. I care about him and I want him to be able to perform at his best.

So I said, you should probably come down about 20, 25. He sits in a chair for that ass has the run. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But sitting in that chair, it's so much pressure on the lower back once you're heavy like that. Because I'm so heavy. Yeah. So when you lighten it. up. You told him to lighten up.

You lighten up a little bit. You can't be HR. You can't walk in and say to one of your coworkers, Joe, you need lose some weight. And lighten up. No. Yeah, he ain't just say, yo, Eddie, you're perfect the way you are. It was a double entendre. Yeah, I didn't just walk in. It was a setup for you to lie and tell him that, no, Eddie, you're beautiful just the way you are. I'm never going to lie to hell no. You better to tell me. See, there you go. Eddie, you're not fat. So wait. So, wait. So I I asked Carl, I'm like, well, Carl, how much do you weigh? Like, you're skinny, but I'm not

expected him to be like real skinny. You know what I'm saying? Meanwhile, meanwhile, I'll ask everybody their weight to make me feel better. So Carl goes, oh, I'm 155. I'm like, how the fuck are you 155? You're like 6 foot 3. And then Rory goes on 160. Carl's built like a gazelle. He's also lighter on his feet.

I was like 180 at one point, though. Yeah. I need to lose some weight. That's when you was throwing back. Those bruskees are a little too heavy. Brewskies. Yeah. You know Rory stayed with a good brusky.

They were Budlights. Less fat. Kept, no calories? They get Rory with that. If I ever catch Rory with the Bud Zero. I'm not going to drink a Bud Zero. It was all those white claws. Yeah, that's exactly what it was.

But Dee, but y'all don't peep Damaris trying to get, she's trying to get snatched. Period. But no, here's the thing. I'm going to work the shit out of Demarest. She thinks she's going to have a sum of them. She already has a team. She's going to get a team. No, no, no, no, no.

Listen, so, Maul walks in like, I don't know why you're trying to get skinny because you about to be producing every motherfucking thing in the world with summer comes. We're going to have a skit every day. Are any of your trainers on your team? Are they creepy? No. Very professional.

I haven't worked with them yet. I literally just talked to them today. I have trainers kind of up there. Trainers, fake photographers, party promoters, male gynecologists, all are in my like something up with that guy. Something a little,

weird about you. I just feel like all the IG trainers are just secret predators. They're just all creepy to me. Why do you feel like that? Because they just their job is and they give discounts to women. Weird. Yeah.

You got to watch them. You got to keep a close on them. Wait, where's the one that's give a discount to women? Let me find him. Where they at? No, it's a discount. You got to lose a little weight. Oh, but you're going to pay though. And they'll get the discount. Well, you're going to pay. See, that's the day I'm going to tell you about

I ain't going to charge you, but you're going to pay. You ain't get the first three sessions free to see if you'd give the pussy up? Because that's what they do. Yeah. There's no difference in letting you free into the club or free into the gym. Men are going to find a way to try to fuck. That's a fact. Oh, my home boy from jail is calling me. Should we take this?

Sure. Put it on speaker. I don't know if we have a little toggle. You can accept the charges or is this an illegal phone? No, this is this illegal phone. You, listen, I'm on camera right now And I told him I said this is my homie from You know what I mean from jail calling

So yeah, you're gonna have to What's up now? I'm talking to you like When he talks to his jail friends Why don't you talk like I was just talking Yo, talk to the people What you doing? I'm working man

What you doing, man? You know, holding it down Man's only one way we know how to do it Say what's up to Rory Say what's up to DeMaris Hey, what's up DeMaris How you doing? I'm good, how you?

Yeah, congratulations yo congratulations to all y'all success you heard appreciate that thank you thank you congratulations your success too man yeah we're watching from in here you heard I got everybody going crazy when that billboard came out we went crazy what yeah you called me told me you was going to the hole that night yeah yeah yeah he did he called me he was like yo listen let you know right now he was on the phone yeah yeah yeah yeah I went to ask him what's up man was good

I didn't shit chilling man yeah why you hung up on me last night you went to you went to go play poker yeah yeah you can't be doing I gotta pay $4 and $50 50 cent every time you call me, bro. So I'm on this eight week. Oh, we lost him. Somebody called you? And you can't call jail back. Yeah, somebody called me.

And what you haven't gotten? You haven't snuck him in a real phone? Like, he's using the real jail shit there. No, he's still in his holding facility. He didn't get sent to his where he'll be. Shout to my guy Rich, though. Shout out to Rich. Now, the guys that were going crazy for the billboard,

when they get out like they're going to be happy for us right they're not like they didn't mark us when they saw a billboard right he was he was they was all in there uh him and some of the guys and it was all in there and uh they were just excited to um to see that because i think my home boy sent him because he can send them videos so i think he sent one of the videos that we posted to him so he was in there going crazy he told me he was going to knock somebody out just because he was happy i mean sometimes he's going to go to the hole so when he gets all he seemed cool i love to add him to the team uh it's going to be a little while It's going to be a little while.

He's going to have to sit down for a while, but, you know, that's, that's the homie. How long have you known him? Because I, I'm mad, got cut off because I did want to ask him some questions about some, you know, some of your childhood. Rich is from the block. He's when we grew up together. He's a little younger than me. He's about four or five years younger than me. But, um, yeah, we grew up on the block.

I just kind of wanted to figure out, like what pre-pod mall was like. Well, I mean, I knew you before the pod, but still. Yeah. I just wanted to ask him a few questions I wanted to Vlad TV him real quick Nah he ain't gonna fall into that That's not his real voice by the way I just want you to know that

That wasn't your real voice either No that was my real voice You got real jailie out of nowhere My nigga like what's good Nah that's how I talked to y'all I just told you all the M&Ms Fuck them M&Ms nigga Like I just told you all that

Like you ain't the same voice Maul you be mad happy and giggly When you be talking to us Don't do that Because I love y'all D I tell you that old time. I don't know how many times I got to tell you I love you. See? You see how just weird for you to accept that type of energy from a black man. A black man tell you he love

and you start looking at him like, what you got up your sleeve? It's okay. It's just love. Love is up my sleeve. That's all. You need to hire him as your trainer. He'll have you doing all the pushups and pull up. I told him all to give me his trainer. Because you said you were getting a personal trainer. And did you ever go with him? It's out in Dumbo in Brooklyn. Oh, a trendy trainer. Yeah. It's like it's not too many weights. It's all like body movement. Is he creepy? Does he put you in weird positions? No, okay.

No, Roy. Listen, we could hit Manned D.C. And have him run down on him if you need me to. No, it's not. I don't like the prototypical gym training sessions. Make that shit fun. I don't want to feel like I'm working out. So if you tell me, yo, run, take those boxes and throw them over your shoulder over this wall and then run back.

I could do that because it's kind of like I always want to be on American Gladiator. So it kind of like it gives me that vibe. You know when Moore was a kid, he got tricked all the time with the, yo, go get that for me. I'll time you. No, never. Make it fun. Never. Definitely got a trip for that all the time.

That never worked with me. That you can't get back here. I need to know what the fuck. What is that? What's in there? Oh, I, no, no, no, no, no. You ever seen, what movie was that where he was like, you'll listen, take this, don't open the bag. Fam?

Every drug movie ever, I don't know. Who's not, who's not opening the bag? I'm not opening the bag. And you got served? They didn't open the backs. Is heaven was them all the way? That's a classic to you, huh? You love a fucking movie.

You got served as a trash-ass movie, man. Yo, Nod's Heaven is in the You Got Serves soundtrack. Come on, man. That's a great record, though. It is. That scene is... Oh, my God. We're going to get back down.

Anyway, I'm not doing that with you. I'm not asking y'all no more what fucking classics are. I'm done. Why? Hit us with some trendy topics. I'm not hitting you with trendy topics, but why the fuck they keep remaking the same movie? I went to go look at upcoming movies

He's like getting mad excited, you know what I'm saying? I was going to ask Roy to go with me this time because I learned my fucking lesson. And it was cold, Damaris. It was seven degrees that night. I was not telling a black one to come outside. I'm not going to let Roy get off. He's dependable. He thought we didn't hear him.

Huh? I'm not dependable. No. Name one time I was undependable, if that's a word. Independentable. I was not dependent. It depends. But listen, literally there was.

Why are they coming out with a new top gun? They're coming out with a new top gun. They're coming out with a new Batman. They just came out with another scream. Because people are fucking lazy. Yeah, when we talk about a black Batman, the people kept sending me a comic. I'm talking about a movie.

Like, why the fuck were they sending me a comic? I'm like, bro, I'm talking about a movie. Yeah, they were like, you guys don't know. There's already a black Spider-Man. There's already a woman Spider-Man. I'm like all of those are comics. Yeah, I'm talking about live action. Yeah, I'm talking about the movie.

I need a black, like the only actor who could probably play a black Batman. And I hate to keep putting. him in Idris. That's it. Just Idris. No way. Or Michael B. Jordan. Please don't.

I'm just saying. Please don't. Please fucking don't. When we're going to get into Michael B. Jordan not being able to act. Real shit. You don't think Michael B. Jordan can act? I think he can act. What was the movie with Jamie Fox?

He was really going to creed. He was really going to creed. You didn't cry when Wallace died? Y'all going to kill me, but I never watched The Wire. That's fine. I want to get a wire debate because Mall's going to say. it's no fall is better it's going to trigger me. Snowfall, February 23rd.

Yes, Snowfall's coming back. February 23rd. I'm just saying, Rory Liss, the real is back. Tell them we back up. Who am I telling? Who am I telling that we back up? Are you not even in snowfall? I might be.

You're not weak. You got to look closer. You got to look real close on one of them scenes. I might be in there letting Ratchet go. I'm definitely trying to audition for one of them books of Canaan. At this point, Like, no, we're a shit in many. I saw Met the Man and Red Man interviewed each other in jail.

Like, I was like, all right. Wait, hold on. Yeah. Red Man's in power, too? Yes, he was an inmate and Metta Man was the lawyer. That's hilarious. I need to audition. We can definitely audition.

I say your 50, listen, bro. Like, I might have sent 50 a DM. Like, listen, at this rate, I'm here. I can sit in the scene and just talk. I was mad. I didn't get the role for young Tommy. Yeah, you should have got that. 100%.

I see that for you. I might just go do it Yeah We should just shoot our own power Why not? Raisin Rory Yeah Ew

Why not? We definitely gotta do Raising Rory For sure we gotta shoot Raising Rory That is Absolutely That is fucking

Hell yeah Why not Who would you cast be Who you cast in Sean Connery For my Pops Yeah Well he didn't always look like that

For my Pops now Okay Well Sean Connery's dead So that's a little Weird But Is he? Yeah

Sean Connery just passed away a few months ago. Oh shit. Rest of the piece, Sean Conner. Damn, really? I thought we spoke. I thought we mentioned it on the... Don't kill off another person. Sean Connery is dead and gone.

I'm not Demaris because my homeboy called me. He watched the episode. He said, yo, the way that y'all just killed Fredro was crazy. He said he had to look at his phone to make sure like he didn't miss that. I was nervous because Fredro we've known is not the most temperamental person in controlling. I was... I was waiting for the Fredro DM. I was no, but I was concerned because I'm like, it's no way we missed that.

I would have never missed Fragile Star Pass. Of course not. And shouts out and love to Frederil Man. Not talk about him dying. Yeah. So I was actually, I got him mixed up with Hakeem. First of all, then I went and got him mixed up with Merlin. Hakeem died in a car crash.

And that's who I was referring to. Okay. Okay. Well, the actor that played Hakeem. Yes. Gotcha. So recipe sent. But I was right, by the way.

Sorry, Fradro. No, we do have to cast. We had a cast Raysing. Yeah, we should do that. And I'm going to have Tony Yeo. I'll have Tony Yeo. EP it. Yeah.

We could shoot Raisin Rory, then we could do Emali in Paris. I just like us doing our own reditions of, yeah, I just like us doing our own reditions of our favorite shows, man. So we just call it niggas in Paris? We could. Nigger in Paris.

Ginger in Paris. Hmm. See, you see where's, come on, man. And everyone that's online, I'm not writing the captions on our page that have the N-word in it. Yo, they want you to say the N word. Neither am I.

Oh, yeah. Let me clean this up right now. Hey, me either. Yo, they want you to say the N-word so. Why am I saying the N-word? They want you to say nigger so bad. And it's like, yo, bro, he's not, Rory is not saying it.

Like, I don't know why I think he slips and says it every other episode. He does not use that word. You'll understand. After raising Rory, you'll understand why I don't use the other word. That's when you're going to show us what happened? Now I got to see it. This wasn't the environment where the N-word from me would have worked. I feel like, but I feel like in a weird way, Rory, I feel like, because they said you absolutely had a pass yesterday if you said, nigger, we made it after the bill war went up.

I don't want that pass. I'm just saying the streets. Keep the past. I don't want to say. You know what? No, I want to say. You know what I'm saying? There's like, yo, tonight and tonight only.

You know what I mean? They gave you a pass. I was like, Rory's probably not going to pick up that pass. Guess what I can say? Hey, we made it. Hey, we made it. That works. Hey, fellas.

Hey guys. Fellas, we made it. Come over here. Look. Look what we've made. But yeah, that was, we were all celebrating and our social media manager and that went through too. Listen, man.

Listen, bro. If you watch this show and, you know. You know the sign off. But people don't watch this show. They just want to fucking complain. Listen, there is no racial undertones and none of that corny shit over here, bro. We don't. There's none of that.

No, I have some racial undertones. Probably to your own people. Not to black people. I have shit on white women thousands of times. That's what I'm saying. To your own people, absolutely. To the black culture. And never have they tried to cancel you, which is who cracks me up.

Yeah, like, it's just, come on, man. We having fun. And listen, the caption was the caption. I was mad that we had to change it, but whatever. We had fun for a couple hours. I was, I took over the Twitter. I don't know if you guys. No, no.

The streets added us and was like, DeMaris got the Twitter. got the twit. I was like, I guess. She was at the Walee show in the corner going crazy. Yeah. Wait,

but watch the show. That whole time I was like tweeting. I was like twerking and tweeting. Yes. Twerking and tweeting? Yes, sounds like a party series. I saw,

I saw someone a specific person's close friends the next day. You was giving it up with the twerks. I must have been in the bathroom or something. Oh, like Pete said, she was throwing ass. Pizza,

you were throwing ass. No, I was being thrown. Curveballs, changeups, sliders. Listen, DeMaris going to have fun. She's going to go to fuck what's going on. She hears some music.

She's going to shake that ass for show. Like her, what? Your torso was moving with the twerk. I've never even seen the torso twerk. Listen. I was outside. It was crazy. The billboard was up.

Then got the nerve to ask me yesterday and I mean, why you let me drink like that. Damars, when I turned around, you were already too far gone. It was over. I was like, it's over. She's not making that meeting in the morning. At our live show, there's just photos of her bottle to the head at the Billboard, bottle to the head. Maybe you just like a bottle to the head. But that's why I love DeMaris because

no matter what, she's going to have fun. She's going to get drunk, but that work going to get done. That work going to get done. That's why I love her. Now, Michael B. Jordan. I don't know. I said. Don't show you. Don't show you face in last lap now. Oh, don't do that. So you're not a Michael B. Jordan fan?

You know the crazy thing is I am a Michael B. Jordan fan. But I do not think his, I think he needs to be a model. That's what I think he needs to. Just like I think Paula Patton should have been a model. and not an actress really as an actor Lakeith you like

Lakeith Stanfield Stanfield or Lakeith Stanfield Michael's cool but I have something as Michael because he ruined Black Panther for me so that's why I think that he was like really bad in that he killed King to China no no no no no the acting was horrific

it was unwatchable what about mercy that's the name when he was the lawyer I thought he was good mercy real good in that with Jamie Fox. He played the Lord. Yeah. That was like, to me, that was the movie where I was like, okay, he cannot.

Because you got to kind of see them when, obviously, Michael B. Jordan's in great shape. So he's going to play these movies, Creed and, you know, Black Panther. Yeah, because it's like, you know, that's what the women are going to the box. A lot of opinions on weight today. Yeah. Oh, we're weight shaming. You know, but I think mercy was the movie where I said, okay, he can really act.

All right, I'm going to have to check that out. So, Michael, I apologize. I apologize. I am no one, but I apologize. And I'll gauge that off for the fact that the scene with him and Jamie, Jamie, Jamie obviously being an Academy Award winner, winning actor. Like, in that scene when he's talking to James because Jamie's an inmate on death row and Michael B. Jordan was a lawyer.

He did a good job. He did a great job. And that's how you gauge it. I like the other dude, too, that plays in the Wu-Tang show that was in the Equalizer, too. I like him. Which Wutang member do you play? I wanted to say Rizzo, right? Oh, no, he's great.

I didn't know his real name. I like him. Yeah, what's his real name? Because I don't like doing. I don't like this. Yeah. Sanders? Ashton Sanders.

And I saw people. I like Ashton Sanders a lot. He definitely turned up the Riza accent in season two. But I feel like he's in a position that's unfair. And I don't know if you're a Sopranos fan. It's the same way I felt about the guy that had to play Silvio in Many Saints of Nort. No matter how you play it, it's going to look weird. Mm-hmm.

It's going to feel like a. a parody because no one sounds like Riza and no one acts like Silvio and the Sopranos. It's going to look odd. It has no choice but to do the voice because you'd kill him if he just did a regular voice. And Rizza's voice sounds insane if it's not coming from Rizza.

So it's going to feel weird. Fucking ridiculous. People talked a lot of shit and they got caught a lot of flack for the notorious movie. But I think that person did an amazing job playing Biggie. Oh, Gravy?

Gravy? Yeah, he did a good job. Yeah, I thought gravy was great. I think he did a great job. And I can't believe I'm blanking on her name. Which one will call her did a great job as Kim. Yeah. I want to call her Tasha so bad. I'm trying not to call that girl Tasha.

But yeah, she did an amazing job as well. The notorious movie I just felt like was too soon. Like everybody, we was all there. Notary. Yeah, Notary. She did a good job in that as Kim. I know people killed her when they first round. she was casted as Lil Kim.

She did a good job. Lil Kim killed her when she first saw know she was cast. Well, Lil Kim killed everybody in that movie. But I think she did a fucking amazing job. I actually thought all eyes on me wasn't as bad as everyone said. It wasn't as bad. People killed that movie.

And I guess I did it. That wasn't as bad as people made it. Because I hadn't, I didn't see it. Well, they said he had iPhone. He did not. They're lying. Like, that's what I'm saying. They was drinking Sir Rock in the TLC movie.

Yeah. because I waited for that. I went to see that Tupac movie just as I was like, there's no way they let that slip. He did not have an iPhone in this movie. And I watched it. I was like, why are they lying?

Like, they just be saying. It's like somebody says something and people that didn't see the movie just run with it. But the Tupac movie was not that bad at all. I thought that was a really good movie. I think that it should, it would have been better

as probably a series because it was so much I feel like they kind of just skim through. Like we should have saw more early Pock. For sure. You know what I mean? Just kind of get that.

him in school and you know moving to the West Coast and I think living in New York more we should have seen more of that and I feel like we've there's just oversaturating with the big and pop documentaries movies series all that

but I would love a real Tupac series like that I would like to start even the first few episodes just be about Athena and then get to Pock that's what I'm saying like as a Netflix series or Prime whatever you want to put it on I think that that it would be

it's more to that story so much that we needed to see from two of the most iconic figures in our culture I just felt like a two hour movie was just you were trying to cram too much into two hours yeah but I really didn't think it was that it wasn't bad it wasn't bad the two pop movies not bad so out of artists like you know like feature film movies that they have

about artists past lives like which one do you think will probably be your favorite or the most iconic or that you think was shot really well because I think straight out of Compton was done and the end of you I think is the best one that's been done that opening scene alone was done like fucking it was amazing i think notorious would be next though i really enjoyed notorious i would put this wutang series number two yeah wutang the wongtang series is really good but that's because it's a series they take their time they tell more the stories of so many members that they got to kind of touch on each one of their lives and so you that had to be a series

there's no way they could have made they can make a movie but i'm glad they did the series first because it gives you the real in-depth looking to the um you know wu-tang um the new edition The new edition The new edition of The H1 shit was incredible. They killed that shit. Yeah, that was great. And the TLC one

The TLC movie was really good too. Little Mama killed the left eye. Like that That was really, really good. But that was on, was it VH1? VH1 yeah. But VH1 did the new edition as well.

BT. Oh, I don't know why. Yeah, and the Bobby Brown had a follow up, right? Yeah. Which was very interesting to me because I'm, you know, I like that era of music,

but I'm younger. So I didn't know that, you know, that whole story. of who got who on drugs and things like that. I didn't know Bobby Brown was sleeping with my beloved Janet Jackson. I didn't know any of that. Yeah. They told it all.

Bobby was that, he was that dude. Bobby was that dude, man. Like Bobby Brown was, he was, you know, I wouldn't say the king of R&B, but he was close to it. That, that mean, they had a photo of. Actually, Bobby might have been the king R&B in his prime. Now that I think about it. Because at that time, I don't think there was anybody else that was in his lane. I just feel like Bobby went

I would call in his prime more pop than R&B. I was thinking that like I don't even think he was a lot of sense but he had real ballads though he did no he did but he had real ballads on his album but his big songs were super poppy like they weren't R&B at all

I feel like I wouldn't put Bobby of course wasn't the king of pop but I would put him in that category before I put him in R&B pop yeah for sure he got big R&B records though like true R&B records yeah no bobby definitely does

i was having that argument about maria too i was arguing with somebody whether maria should be considered pop or r and b uh she does both she does do both but would you consider her a pop artist or an r&b artist the same pop artist for sure pop for sure she could sing though but she's she's pop and even when she really sings out if she does it in a pop way i feel like unless it's a christmas album that shit is pop i have a take that might be a hot take and i don't want to bring this guy's name up but we have to Do we? I want to hear his Leakey

Hot take after, but go ahead. R. Kelly didn't sound good singing live. Live? I've never heard R. Kelly. I mean, I've seen videos. I don't think I've ever been like, damn, Arkelly killed that live. I don't think I could ever really remember it, honestly.

Like, every time I heard R. Kelly sing live, I was kind of like, okay, but I wasn't like, there are a lot of other R&B singers that sing way better than R. Kelly live. Well, that's because he was nervous that you had a gun in the first. front row of Madison Square Garden.

That's what he was, he couldn't focus and didn't give a real performance. He was shaking. Bro, that was so... Because you was ready to shoot him. You know how crazy that was? Let's see, I was in the building, bro. Madison, somebody got a gun in here?

It's not happening, bro. I didn't need to be there, ball. Like, it's not... And they're waving it? Come on, man. Like, stop it, bro. In the front row, too. Yeah, like, and they're waving it at you.

Matter of fact, where the closest security is. Like, come on, man. Come on. Cut it out, man. But yeah, I was looking at some old, um, R. Kelly live performances and I was just like I was never I wasn't wrong as a kid I was never really he his pen is we don't need to compliment him yeah we don't but I'm just saying like

just revisiting that you know before all of this and just listening to it I was never really blown away by R. Kelly's song a voice live I had a hot take when we were talking about someone brought up Jamie Fox before I think the scene with Al Pacino and Jamie Fox when they have lunch in any given Sunday is the best one-on-one scene Al Pacino has ever done. And it's because of Jamie Fox.

I think it's better than De Niro and Pacino and He. I just think it's the greatest scene ever. If you really do a deep dive into that Jamie Fox Al Pacino scene to explain the NFL and how they exploit athletes and everything that they did and the mentality that you're supposed to have

as a professional athlete and what you owe to the team and all that. Jamie Fox Al Pacino killed that scene don't get it twisted. But to out-act Al Pacino,

Jamie Fox stole that entire thing. I'm not mad at that. That was a great scene. And I think that movie was the movie that kind of pushed Jamie Fox

into another level in Hollywood. would. Oh, for sure. But I'm, you could bring up Scarface when, uh, what was his boss's name before he killed him? Not so,

the other guy. Frank. Frank. Frank. Yeah. That scene, of course, is great on the back and forth. But I literally, I know it's a hot take. Y'all are going to kill me because Al Pacino has so many classic scenes.

But I think that's the best one-on-one scene Al Pacino has ever had. That's an interesting take. I'm not mad at it, but I'm pretty sure I can find one that might be. I think that scene, if you did a, of verses with movie scenes, that Jamie Fox scene, I think, could rival any actor, period. That could be put in the conversation.

That's some of the best acting and dialogue I've ever seen. I feel like it's a scene in sin of a woman that might be better at it. Yeah, that might be better than that. That's fine. For Pacino. I'd have to rewatch it.

But, um, Pacino De Niro. And he... You know, we revisit this verses all the time. Pacino De Niro. But in heat, they... Once I found out they wasn't even in the same room for that scene, it kind of took it away from me.

Yeah. They were. In Diamond? No, in Heat, they weren't in the same. The first time they ever acted together, I think, was the Irishman. No, but it was in the same room in the Diamond. I watched it behind the scene. It was, like, right there.

I heard that, I feel like I read from a credible source that that scene they, that scene they filmed at different times. That's why it's so back and forth and you don't see. I could be wrong. No, they shot on two cameras. I watched that scene for me. That inspired you. called to shoot your shit?

Carl, like, I watched that so many times. One of the best shoot I was the movie yesterday. Oh, that's true. Oh, yeah, for sure. No, he is a classic. I love you. But you got to get 50. He is a classic. You have to give 50 credit in this

movie TV world. He has a movie with Al Pacino and Robert De Niro that no one knows about. 50 lost 150 pounds and almost died for a movie that no one knows about. I don't know the name of the movie. I respect 50 for that. That's growth. That's gross.

No, that's, that's a, I hate the word, ambitious. That's somebody that, taking this shit serious. Oh no, for sure. For sure. You got to respect that, but it's like, what's the name of that movie? Because I don't know.

Righteous kill, I think. Righteous kill? I never saw it, but I remember. Never saw it. Never saw the movie. Came out in 2008. And then I watched the movie where he got cancer as a football player. He could have kept the weight on.

Yeah. Wait, so. Okay. It wasn't a bit. Now, it wasn't a bad movie, but at that point, I think you could have put some special effects and some makeup and you would have been That wasn't in the budget You gotta really lose that weight

He just sold vitamin water at that point Sweat it all out Sweat it all out We need it gone by tomorrow Remember when 50 tried to make vitamin water A thing? Vitamin water was disgusting He made it a thing

It was disgusting though I never understood how dudes Was running around with a bottle of vitamin water in their hand That shit was terrible It was disgusting Dragon fruit tastes like Somebody had it in their mouth

And spit it back in the bottle Yep It was one of things that never got cold Like it just wasn't It was like a full bottle of aftertaste That should just taste like aftertaste Like it's like who's drinking it My man like nah you gotta let it get cold

You could leave this in Alaska You know And this shit ain't gonna taste good It tasted like the like the fruity float Fluorite can't speak That they used at the dentist It was nasty That's what I'm saying

It tastes like it was somebody's mouth Like kids bubble Like kids toothpaste The Formula 50 one Might have been the most tolerable one The citrus one was crack Oh the orange one What the fuck?

It was cool like once and then you couldn't drink it again. The Formula 50 was just to knock off a great quarter water. Yeah. So that was the one that we kind of was like, all right. That's still, to me, I would put it in one of the most iconic rap bars. I know no one else would. But I put quarter water in a bottle and sold it for two bucks. Yeah.

Coca-Cola came and bought it for $2 billion. What the fuck? Like that's one of the hardest bars ever. We used to drink so much bullshit as kids. Like, just think of the idea of running around all day outside and they're going to the store and grabbing a quarter water. No, it's insane. Like, what the...

And we had quarter waters like, I had them at my house in bulk. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. My mom, when Costco's first came out, she went quarter water crazy. I was quarter water for weeks in my house. I was a Kool-A kid. I was raised on Kool-A.

I'm surprised I have tea fluff. Yeah, Kool-A was the shit, though. But I used to actually, like, I was a little bouchy. I used to actually add oranges, like real oranges to this. What the fuck you did? For real. Fact.

Get the fuck. I used to put real oranges and real lemon in the Kuley picture. That actually sounds pretty good. good though. It does. Trust me on this. Half of a great pack.

Half of a great pack. Half of a tropical punch pack. Okay. Cut up the lemons, cut up the oranges. You and the ball game. And then if you add how many cups of sugar. If you had Everclear,

now you're in college. Yeah. Yeah. Exactly. See, this is what, this is, it's a science to it. You got to kind of make it a pasty at first, right?

So you got to put, this is true story. So I used to make it. Pack a grape, pack a tropical punch. put the sugar in put a little bit of water in like make it like syrupy

you got to kind of make the concentrate you know concentrate is your syrup put a little bit of water switch that shit around get that shit real like syrupy at the bottom then you start adding more water is this still cool it

yeah absolutely did you learn this from jizzy at uh starlets no but you know black people what we love to do we love to mix our juices we don't know why we love to mix flavors did that too though you were younger yeah but y'all mix like whiskey and like that's what I thought you was talking about

when did you have the Jameson to the cool it was a Capri Sun's a white thing no I loved I still I still But Capri Suns was the shit I was still drinking the shit You better not drink that shit You better be at school drinking that That wasn't for a house drink

That was to go in your and you're at lunch box And you had to drink that at school That wasn't for the crib You had lunch you had money I forgot I had to yeah we had to take our own lunch to school I missed that actually Is definitely in the building tonight the what?

Y'all was stupid, man. Y'all was stupid. What was the rest of that hook? Oh, what a feeling. I'm killing this ice. I'm killing this ice. We'd be letting Hove get some sick shit off sometimes. Hove told us I'm killing this ice.

Oh, man. That's hilarious. Yo, I fucking cannot. One of my biggest flexes ever was when my mom bought the big pouch, Capri Sons and I went to school. That's when I, yeah, Rock Boys is in the building when the big pouch got taken out of the brown bag at lunch. Yeah. It took me all lunch to finish that.

Yeah. Biggest fucking pouch of juice ever in history. All sugar. And the straw was a little bigger. Yeah. Wasn't it called Big pouch, I think? It was called Big Pouch. That was a lot of Capri. Big pouch.

I ain't going to lie. I miss packing lunches for school, man. That was the thing because that was it's time to flex. Like you go to the lunchroom. Yeah. Open your lunchbox. You know, I can start looking to see what you got. Trade a sandwich.

Let me trade this for that. Like what you got? I don't want that. That was basically us shitting on our moms. Oh, for sure. She made some bullshit. I don't want this. I got Dunker Roo's today.

That's like having... That's like having blue magic on the block. It was definitely that one kid at the lunchroom that you always knew, yo, his mom's got money. Oh, for sure. He had the snacks that got commercials. Like, if you had the snacks that had real commercials, you was getting money. He had an ice pack in his lunchbox. Yeah.

It's like, your mom cared. That juice is still cold. Like that shit is ice cold. Your mom knows how to pack. Yeah. My mom, when I was young, young, sent me to school with an actual lunchbox. And then all the poorer kids that had brown bags made fun of me. And I asked my mom, yo, because you get me a brown bag because they're going to beat me up at school.

If I come with this fucking lunchbox. It was dope to see my nephew. He has a lunchbox. So it's good to see that kids still do that. Yeah. I thought that was like a thing of the past. I didn't even know kids. still carry lunchboxes to school.

I just don't understand parents sometimes because they were kids at one point. Convenience does not mean cool to kids. Like when they had the backpacks that added the wheels, of course to an adult like, oh, that's convenient. Help with his lower back. You won't end up like Edding.

Like, it'll be great. Right. You're getting beat up if you walk into school with your backpack on wheels. You getting beat up. Yeah. You can't let your kids go to school like that. Yeah.

That's just too much of like privileged shit. Kids don't respect that. It's like, all right, we know you. You got money, fam. You don't got to have all the shit that have commercials. Like, you got to get some knockoff shit from, like, the corner store. Like, but packing lunch in the brown paper bag is weird. But it does make the sandwiches taste better.

It does. I don't know what it is about that brown bag. Like, the sandwiches taste a lot better coming out of brown bag. And I don't even know what's switched because we used to get reduced lunch. And then all of a sudden I started bringing lunch. What is reduced lunch? It's like free lunch. But, like, well, you're not poor enough to get it free.

so it was just reduced. Oh, like you don't have to pay as much. You pay less. Yeah, you get a ticket. You get a lunch ticket. And yeah. Like, it's a food stamp for children. Yeah.

But the menu was just the sickest shit, tater tots, Franken beans, chocolate milk. Franken beans? Yeah. Well, you know, you're 20 years older than me. They didn't have Franken beans? Your school didn't have frank and beans?

No. Oh. No. I figured they still sold that in public schools. No. By the time I got out of public school, they were giving us shit like salad. Remember they had like the salads you could get remember and like the plastic containers.

Fridays they would do pizza and then I remember the day they added they had to add salad to the pizza day and they threw that shit on on your styrofoam tray with your pizza. It was like all right man. That's so greasy with the chop of milk. I don't even think they had dressing. They just had to like meet some city restriction. I was some green on that. The turkey with the mashed potatoes and the gravy was fucking lazy. You used to like that shit? I loved it. I loved it. The mashed potatoes was terrible. You bug it. My one was right.

They just a straight box. You could taste the cardboard on the mashed potato. Y'all had the spicy chicken sandwich in high school? Yeah. See, now he'd get money. That was good.

I ain't ever had that. You get money. No, it was a dollar. We never had a spicy chicken sandwich. Yeah. We had that greasy ass burger and that fucking that aluminum packing, the greasy burger.

I really, that was it. Well, that burger was terrible. The pizza was terrible. You ever looked at the people that worked in the lunchroom? Mm-hmm. Them niggas was all on work

release. I don't care what about it. Wait, Of course they wear. All the niggas was on work to leave. Wait. No, of course they were. I didn't know that.

Yeah. It was like, it's like the number one job. Like, recently that was cool. It was like, this nigga got muscles and tattoos. Like, where he from? Because what a hand that on. You know he just cooked for a hundred criminals for five years.

It was a chef up north. So he didn't get left up there? That's why he didn't get left. He was a chef. Yeah. But then you got to really think about. Explain that bar to me, please. You don't want to.

To my white ass. Please explain that he was the chef up. North. All right. So I don't listen. Or he would have got left up North. Listen, the great Jada kiss, I'm, listen, this is my interpretation of the bar. Okay.

I'm guessing that if it's a guy that could really cook, you don't want to harm him. Yeah. We got to eat. And if he could cook really good, we want to eat really good. So it's like, yo, no, we need him. Like, don't fuck him up. So don't beat him up. He was suggesting that the current girl he was talking to man was in jail, but he's pussy.

And he would have gotten beat the fuck up had he not been able to cook. Yeah. But your man is still pussy, ma. And that's why he said. But anyway. I'm K.I. Double. Look at the conversation. Yo, we've been letting so much shit in rap just fly and just be shaking our ass to the beat.

Imagine you going up to a girl and really saying like, yo, I know your man. He's locked up now. He'd be dead if he wasn't good at making fucking ramen noodle. But by the way, my name's Rory. Yeah. But anyway. R.O. W. Yeah.

Oh, my God. I cannot. Yeah, we're going to have to visit that Raisin-Rory conversation. I think that would be an amazing sketch idea. Listen, where are the spicy chickens? Can I order those and make them myself? Probably. I got to figure out what brand made those spicy chickens.

I want to order those donuts that came in the plastic, the Super 8 or whatever donuts that came in the plastic that were water? Oh, the hostess? No, was it host? No, it wasn't hostess. I think I have colon problems to this day with fiber because of those spicy chicken sandwiches. How many of those did you eat? Every day. Wow.

Every day. That's like I do is put spicy on something and people love it. If you look at the metabolism of kids, like I played high school sports, we had the worst diets on planet Earth. We would throw, we would eat six spicy chickens before a track meat and then smoke a SIG in the parking lot and win. I thought that because when I saw your track picture, you were like with a whole bunch of other white guys. So I thought that's why you did cross country. I don't know. I mean, white people, prior to stereotypes, like we.

can run too. Yeah, they're pretty fast. Like we can sprint as well. Oh, you can't jump. White men can't jump. Yeah, I mean, I wouldn't say my hops was crazy, but I could run to the basket. You know, white people get real fast

whenever they see, uh... Yeah, I'll clap the backboard. Yeah. Remember that was like a right of passage? That was a thing. If you couldn't clap backboard, it was kind of like, you gotta go upstairs and do like 500 calf races. If you still just grab a net, get out of here.

Yeah, yeah, they come back here tomorrow and try to clap backboard. But white people get really fast. Whenever they see black progression, yeah, they get fast. Or Eminem progression, for that matter. White boys are fast. Whenever we were trying to be a little healthier, we wouldn't smoke SIGs. We'd smoke Black and Miles. Oh, that was healthier.

Yeah, that's how we thought. Because the filter was on it? Yeah. You know, it's got a plastic tip. That's one thing I'm glad I never picked up with smoking cigarettes. Like, I literally never smoked a single cigarette in my life. It was a quick time in my early high school life. I smoked black and miles all the high school, though.

all the way through high school and kind of into college a little bit yeah yeah oh no they found a picture of you like on a on a dingy on a boat a dingy a dingy it was like a little passenger a little small boat oh I was in um I was in who found that we went to art I posted on my Instagram yeah it was on my Instagram

yeah we went down for Art Basel before I'm gonna sound like a hipster before art Basil was like the fucking yeah annoying shit that it is now and the last day before we had a night flight we were like we should go to like like the Everglades and do like the crock-out shit. Oh, okay, okay. So I didn't smoke cigarettes at that time.

My man who was in the boat who took the picture was a sig smoker. And I was like, I got to have a sick. I'm on the swamp. Yeah, I'm on the swamp. Yeah. And they had found, which I had posted earlier, but deleted a photo of me with a black in my mouth and a red G-shock watch. And I was doing the cap of sign.

Oh, my God. I remember that photo. I'm like, guys, no, I'm a nerd. It was the dancing blood. It was never a blood. It was a blood. It's the dancing bloods. Hey, I can't even respect y'all hook of people.

Your lungs can't handle wine black and miles. Oh, then when the wood tips came out, we thought it was fancy. No more plastic tips? Not the white wine mouth. I could never get into that black and mild cigarette thing. I smoked the cigarette one time, like took one puff. Just like, it was way past the age where I knew better and I just was like, you know what? I've never done it.

I'm such a tricexual. I want to try every other drug. Let me just try. I took one puff. And I took one puff. fucking died. I said, I don't know how y'all do this. This is the nastiest shit I've ever incone. A trisexual. I'm trying to meet a trisexual.

What's you trying to try, baby? Yo, that's what I'm saying, man. You can't even, you can't even have that type of energy on anymore. A trisexual energy? What does tri-sexual means I just want to try everything? Yeah, like you're, you're down to try anything. According to DeMaris, that's what it means. That's a real thing. We Google that. It's going to say something else. For sure.

And it's probably going to be offensive. Yeah, it's going to be crazy offensive. We're about to get canceled for saying transsexual. No, that's a real thing. Like, when you're just, you know, there are like adventurous people who are willing to like try different things. Well, I'm crying at what you stopped at. Yeah, what you couldn't handle it.

Yeah, I couldn't handle the same. Oh, oh, it's willing to try anything sexual. I didn't know that it had a sexual connotation. I thought it just meant anything. Right, I know. It ends with sexual. The way it ends literally with the way. sentence of trisexual it'd be weird that that would be that would mean trying anything

I really I really thought that it meant like anything like just in the world no I think it means trice sexual sexual things in the world well I'm figuring that out now because I googled it see so now you was at dinner with a guy like I'm trisexual he was like yo yes let's get this food to go I feel really don't I have to revisit like a whole lot of conversations that I've had because I've like used that word serious absolutely your dad should have smacked you over that Not a candy shop Oh, you're a transsexual, right? The Sprite can is we got your ass beat.

Not the transsexual part. Well, that's why she liked the bar. She wanted to try. A Sprite can. Fuck you guys. Oh, man. Carl, give me your Lakeef hot take. That's what it was?

Lekeef is not better than him. Well, what is Lekeef in besides Atlanta? He was good in that. Don't call him captivating. Lekeithefe's playing in something else, too, where I'm not. I fell in love with the Keith because he was so fine. I can't... When he moaned on Clubhouse.

No, that was not... It was before that. That's what got you going. No, that... He was in Selma. It's already bother you. Knives out. Oh, no, I gotta put more respect on...

Uncut gems. Uncut gems. What else? He wasn't uncut gems, which I thought it was kind of over there. He was in Get Out. Get Out. He wasn't Get Out. Am I allowed...

Dope? Now that this movie has been done for a while. Don't do it. Don't do it. I know coming from me, that's why I've kept this to myself for years. And I know coming from my face, it's going to look kind of nuts. That movie sucks. I don't, I wouldn't say suck, but I do think it's overrated.

What movie? Get Out is trash. Objectively, why do you think so? It's shot terribly. It feels like a parody. I don't even think how it got interpreted is how they shot it. Like, I think they got lucky with Get Out. I think they shot it as a low,

budget bullshit like parody and then everyone took which i get the message of it of course and that's great it's just not a well-shot movie is this is this y'all running down lechis movie lekees um filmography yeah but rory wanted to give a hot take on get out just not good i understand what you're saying that for the for the attention and that it received you kind was like the plot is i get the plot the plot the plot is great yeah in a writer's room that would be like oh holy shit this is great they just shot it terribly it's just not a good movie key and peel k Jordan peel Jordan peel did it oh Jordan peel yeah key and why fuck with I think Key and peel are very funny she had the key in there if he ain't had them to do it we might have

got a classic I think the second one um sucked I fell asleep on regular get out in the movie us sucked I fell asleep on in the movies but acting in in get out uh us I don't even see us the acting was better in us but the plot in us sucked I hated us That was terrible. It's just, am I going to get canceled because I'm white and I think it out sucks? No. No.

Well, I can understand what you're saying. I think it was a bit overrated. But the jokes wrote themselves. So once you get the internet joking and talking, like, for sure. All right. You got a winner.

Heat or the town? The town. The town. But I'm biased. I'm Irish. Town is super underrated. The town is amazing. town was fire a super underrated movie town might be ben afflach's best movie call me fucking crazy but

not gilly no i think the town is better gili gilie leigh of course i was trying to ignore him but oh my god uh gone girl is amazing but oh my god i love that fucking movie and i know i'm skipping mad great ben affleck movies but the town is the shit the town is fire that's never brought up in the crime movies ever what you have to the town i mean it gets slack because of the shootouts and they're saying oh they jack heat's shootout scene and all that i can see it but the town was dope the town was fire why is it in every crime movie it's a woman that takes everything down every time because women are the literal foundation of everything that has fallen even in the bible there you go tamaris

do you have anything to say no i don't have nothing to say no i don't have none I don't pay y'all asses don't mind. You know how pissed off I would be if the town was real and I was one of those guys? They would have walked out of Fenway Park with $3 million

if this coked up bitch did not run her car into a telephone pole and snitch. They was about to just walk out like literally walk out of Fenway Park with that shit. Now everyone's dead but Ben and now he's in Florida

because this high bitch. And he gave, and he left the other girl a bag. She had to go dig it up out of the garden but you know, he may He made sure he took care of him. And what did she do? Bought ice.

Bought ice. She just went bought ice. If you don't come down to... I left that for you to come down to Florida. Nah. All right. Is the Departed a classic? Hell yeah.

Fuck yeah. All right. The departed is a classic. That's a classic. Yeah. Yo, Leo don't do trash movies. I'm telling you. You can't find a Leonardo de Caprio movie and be like,

yo, that was trash. You can't? Hmm. You cannot. I've not seen the bear movie, but people say the bear movie that wasn't good. It was good, bro. That was a good movie. That was a good movie.

What was it called? What was that shit called? The Revenant. And that was the first time we got an Oscar too, right? Yeah, that was a good movie. He should have got an Oscar for Wolf of Wall Street because Wolf of Wall Street is arguably one of the best movies of our generation. Who's you argument with? Who was you argument with?

Oh, because I said I was, boy, do you know? Arguably. Who you argued with? One of the most underrated Leonardo movies. catch me if you can. I 100% agree with you. Catch me if you can. I've never seen it.

Fire. What's the Leo movie when he's like on an island with the couple? Sure Island. No, no, not Shuttle Island. Shuttle Island's a classic to me. Classic.

Nah, he's on like a tropical island with a couple. The beach. It's the beach. Thank you. Yeah. Does anyone talk about the beach? Hell yeah.

How come that doesn't run on T&T like Shawshank Redemption? I want to see the beach tomorrow. The beach is fire. Love the beach. Yeah, the beach was fire. I'm looking at, I don't know, we might have to have to have a

Leonardo DiCaprio versus himself versus because he got... He don't do no bullshit. He might be my favorite. He might be my favorite actor. He's definitely my favorite white actor. Really? Leo is my favorite white actor.

I'm not mad at that. Although I love Merrill Street. Well, I have a woman, too. You have to have a... My woman is Angelina Jolie. That's my favorite actress. Really? Yeah.

Why? I love Angelina. I love her, too, but... Because she could bend Bulletin. It's duh. It's the fuck. And Rob Cars with Nicholas Cage. Exactly.

Gone in 60 seconds is a great movie, but a very unrealistic one. You know what? I lie. Yo, can you imagine in Long Beach, California? Snoop Dog never amounting to be the great artist that he, we came to be. I thought that's where you was headed. No. Anytime you say Long Beach, I'm just going Snoop.

Can you imagine in Long Beach there just being some big ass, what do they call the big ass boats. Barges? Just a big ass bar. I didn't even know that. A yacht. Yeah, that's what we're going yacht. No, but like the ones that move shit. Cargo ships. Yeah, like those. Okay. Can you imagine one just chilling in the biggest harbor in California and 50 of the most luxury cars

ever just driving one night onto it and no one just bats and eyelashes? Like, all right, man, come on. Nobody sees this? Nobody sees this? Was Romeo and Juliet good? That might be Leonardo's trash movie. It was all right. I don't even remember it.

I definitely saw it, but. No, it was good. It just was, you know, it's the Romeo Juliet. Yeah, but the movie was good, though. It didn't rival O, but it was all right. Romeo and Juliet is smoking O. What the fuck is O? It was Othello, but with McAfeiffer instead.

I remember this. Like, it's in my distant, like, young memory. I remember that. Shakespeare was kind of a sick fuck. Kind of? He was into some weird shit, man. Shakespeare? Yeah.

No, he, like... Duh. That's not a hot take. I don't know why we revere him. Like, he's kind of... Bro, we start going down at a hole. He's kind of nasty. Yes, a lot of them were.

He definitely did some diabolical shit. He didn't just think these things on paper and not act. For sure. No. For sure. I'm with you on that. But I've always thought that. That's why I didn't understand why they teach that shit as part of the curriculum

in schools. Like, do we really get into the, minds of these these great geniuses that y'all think we should be learning about. And this is what the curriculum is for the kids. Right. That's read. It's crazy. Like, honestly.

I'm mouse and men. I had kids shouldn't have read that. Catch her on the ride, like the book that's required. That was part of your curriculum? Of mice and men. Yes. Of mouse and men. See, they got a chance.

I feel like we shouldn't be learning the same shit. Like, I feel like when I went to high school, no, real talk. I feel like when I was in high school and then you in high school, I don't think we should be learning the same shit. Like, you shouldn't be reading the same books I had to read. This is what critical race theory is all about. Yeah, it's like, what the fuck? That shit is just crazy as fuck.

Like a whole 16 years later, you're learning? No, it's still Lord of the Flies. It's still, what's the one with the court guy? The court guy. Agnes. Agnes. What's this, oh, God. Why am I blanking on the classic?

I don't remember a lot of that shit. I know why the cage bird sings. Animal farm. Animal farm, yes. Like, Catcher on the ride should not be read by Junior Highstones. The Alchemist. It's Catch on the Rise about an extremely depressed kid trying to kill himself and about to succeed. 80% of the school.

That's what the thing. Yeah. Yeah. No, no. But here's the thing. Like, it worked out. Right. There was no message.

It was like, no, he just went on to be depressed for the rest of his life. And that was really it. It was fine. Everything was okay. Yeah. No. It doesn't work like that. And it killed John Lennon in that book.

Why would we want to read that? Yeah. The curriculum is, it's just weird that people are still learning the same things as people that graduate to high school, years before them were learning. What is what is the book with the lawyer dad two kids fucking classic? Oh the Kardashians. Yes.

There's a joke in there with the two kids I'm just gonna let it rock. Oh because you're saying Chloe was OJC. I wasn't saying a mother-bye. Oh you're saying she didn't say anything oh it's because you're saying that's what she said just too. No I cannot what is the name of Atticus Finch there we go Atticus Finch there we go Atticus Finch What book was that? Atticus Finch.

No. The book was not called Atticus Finch. To Kill a Mockingbird. To Kill a Mockingbird. Thank you. Oh, yeah. How the fuck could I forget that? That's what I'm saying.

Everybody read that fucking book. That's a good book, though. Whatever. I just think it's hysterical that we can't have critical race theory, but we can learn about Greek mythology. Bro, the... Well, you're a Greek. Well, that's why. You're a Greek is hilarious.

This is because a nigga pledged. Oh, you're a Greek. I'm really into Zeus. It's like really my guy. That's where we get all these chicks that love the moon in astrology. It's because in sixth grade, y'all told them fucking. Some pretend shit. I learned what God's identify with all of that.

You know how confused I was going to Catholic Church, going to Sunday school, CCD, and then going into public school. Oh, my God. And they was like, nah. There was like 35 gods and they were only in Greece. And that's too much shit. I'm like, yo. That's too much shit. This pretend world jocky putting on me.

Bro, we really need to have those type of real conversations, bro. Like that shit has to change. And still to this day, can't file out my own taxes. Did you guys ever read Oedipus Rex? Who? Eipus. That must have been at the Spanish schools. I'll say.

That's not like a Harry Potter still. This is this dude who like fucked his mom. This is like a thing I read in high school. school. Very weird. You read that in high school? Yes. Shout out to Cardinal Hay. Cardinal Hay. Now, you read that on your own. Yeah, yeah. Don't put that on Hayes. That ain't in the Hayes curriculum. Don't do that. Shout out the Cardinal Hayes. No, don't do that. That was you. Edwin wasn't teaching that on the Concourse. Yeah. Edding took his crazy ass to a book fair. I was like, huh? Oh, the book fair. Remember the Scholastic Book Fair? Do I?

Yo, Ed, Ed, Ed, you was good in Concourse Village? I was great. Oh, shit. He was great. Which building you was in? All of them. Concourse Village was scary as fuck. God damn, they lived in Concourse Village. My best friend lived in Concourse Village. Concord's Village was some scary time. Concourse Village West.

Put the West on there trying to make it sound good. I didn't hang out on the east side, which was just across the literally platform. Oh, my fucking God. Is there anything else we have to cover us? I kind of want to just interview Edin about Cardinal Haves?

Yeah, for like a whole episode. Well, all of that, all of that is coming for listeners. Like, we're going to interview all this sick ass, sick ass death. Yes, we are. So y'all can see what the fuck I have to deal with on a daily basis. Everybody. Everybody is part of the team. You make it seem like you're just a joy, Demaris.

I am a joy. You all right. I love you, though. Yo, Maul. I love you. I don't care. I love you. I don't care what these guys say.

She's, you're a happy drunk, but you're kind of a. mean drunk too. I am not a mean drunk. Who was I mean to? The bartender. You're a little more aggressive in your delivery. You definitely slap my arm a lot. What did I do to you?

Edon? Speak up. You were slapping my arm a lot. Oh. She's the hard dapper. Yes, she's the hard dapper. I'm definitely. I hate that drunk.

Listen, I was, I'm going through a lot right now. Okay, so my drinking wasn't like my regular, like, I'm happy drinking. It was like I'm trying to escape life and not drunk. Oh, so like the only drinking I know. Yeah. It's a regular Wednesday for Rory. Yeah. So it was that kind of drinking.

So I apologize if I was rough on you. No, you regret. It's okay, Jesus. She loves you. I can't believe. I really hid my taser outside of Webster Hall. Yo. It was there when I came back.

That was a lot. You didn't hide your taser. You thought you could get your taser into Webster Hall. And I said, DeMaris, give me that. Yo, DeMaris is such a nigga. We're putting that in a tree. Y'all don't be, yo, y'all don't be looking at the shit the right way. The Maris is running around with a taser.

In a box, by the way. Yeah, brand new. In the box. And then waits until we get to the venue like, yeah. So how am I getting this in there? No, she was confident. She's like, I get this in, right? Like, no.

It's full metal detectives. Full. Like, this TSA at fucking Websterhole. I feel like the signs they buy have a gun and a taser with the fucking slash door. I love Demaris. I love Demaris, man. I don't care what y'all say. I love me.

Y'all be telling people what hotels we stay in at and shit. I don't have time for that. I feel you deep. That's why I said I love you because you like, nah, fuck that. Yeah. You're not lacking. She's not lacking. I can't.

You thought she was going to run down on Demaris? No, of course not. He didn't think that. I hit her taser for her. Yeah, he was like, now I put it in his butcher here. It was the reverse good fellas. I hit the non-mean for her. I can't believe DeMaris was running around with that shit, though.

And then wait until we go into a venue to be like, yo, yeah, so I'm good with this, right? And then we terrified. No. of this place we're going to like you're not good with that we terrified jazz in the green room because she thought when I had the taser and I was just using it she said they shot out I'm like no you got to yeah you got to get up on me you're fine yeah yeah but that's good at you have a taser though d I like that you need that women women need that my boyfriend bought it for me like last year and it's fucked up that we have to say y'all need that but yeah yeah you should

carry some shit like that it's crazy oh no I think women with the mace on the keychain get that see I'm too clumsy from I being fucked around grabbed it rub my eye like I can't that's what my taser still in the box because I feel like if I just leave it in my purse I'm gonna go and fuck around you're gonna plaxical yourself with that taser 100% that's why I'm like now I'm just leave it in the box can we get into that plexical case next episode sure I got to I got to refresh my memory on it but I do remember back then when it happened it was a very awkward situation and very like Okay, he did what? Shoot yourself in the leg like Plexico.

What bar was that that your dad didn't? If I'm not mistaken, that's Nikki. It sounds like Nikki. That's a Nicki bar. It sounds like Nikki. Rest and peace. Again, our prayers and condolences on today is the two-year anniversary and the passing of Kobe Bryant and his daughter and the others that were all on that

tragic helicopter accident in 2020. No, 19. Was it 19? No, it was 20? It was 20. Right before the pandemic. Start, yep, start it. Yeah, you're right.

Okay. I always put the whole pandemic on 2020. I forgot January and February. I was in L.A. when I happened. Yeah, that shit seemed, that shit still, I still don't, it's still so weird to, to, when you think about, you know, first of what, it's been two years already. But then the fact that Kobe is no longer here. That is still something that I have not really, like, even. I don't want to say accept it, but like, it's still so

just like foggy. Like this shit really happened. You know what I'm saying? Like this really, like Kobe died. You know what I mean? Like it's crazy. But prayers to the Brian family and all the other families of the victims on that, on that helicopter in January 2020.

That shit is crazy, man. Yeah. Yeah, that shit is crazy. Rest and peace. is there anything else that we do need to hit Barry Bonds got fucked and fucked the baseball

Hall of Fame because Barry Bonds should be in the baseball Hall of Fame I mean of course he should he's if not the greatest one of the greatest baseball players

without a doubt and I think before the Roids already had the numbers that could have put him in the Hall of Fame so but if I'm not mistaken Damash you could probably pull us up

I don't think he ever tested positive Barry Bons is steroids but did he ever test positive for steroids? I don't know. I don't think he did. David Ortiz did. And he got in. Oh, then yeah, he's completely fucked.

So it's just, I'm just, you know what I mean? It's just like, come on, bro. Is Roger Clemenson? No. That's wild. And here's the, everyone did steroids at that time. Is Mark McGuire in the whole fame? I believe so. Sammy Sosa?

I believe so. Both did steroids. Yeah, I believe. I believe. believe Mark McGuire is in the Hall of Fame. I don't see, I feel like I would have known if he wasn't. I think Pete Rose should be in the Hall of Fame. Oh, of course he should. Just because you gamble doesn't mean your numbers are different now. Right. So apparently he has tested positive three for three tufts of steroids before. Well, of course he did steroids. Everyone did steroids. Who Barry Bond? Did he? Yes. I don't see what the issue with steroids is. Increases your performance. No, I'm aware that.

The most exciting time in baseball was when everyone was doing steroids. He was just never suspended by the MLB for a positive test. No, Mark McGuire is not in the Hall of Fame. Because he tested positive. I didn't know David Ortiz did. Yeah, Sammy Solzzi did not get in. So they're probably not going... I'm sure they're going to let A-Rod in.

They love him now. He tested positive. He definitely tested positive. Yeah, that's wild to me. everyone did that shit well this was this was a rod's first year being eligible so i didn't expect him to make it his first year but a rod will eventually be

in there i mean i think they all should be but who votes for the shit i don't even know how the whole thing works a bunch of dudes they use steroids yeah 100% like they were there too is it like former play is it people that are in the hall of fame that vote how does it's a committee it's it's sports writers i'm guessing it's yeah it's executives uh veteran media it's It's consisted of 16 members. Yeah, who want to just cast judgment on.

And did they do like how they do the court system? Do we know what the tally was? It's usually a ballot. It's a ballot. So how many people said no? To Barry Bonds, I believe. I don't know if it's how many people said no. I don't think anybody just.

I don't think he was eligible? No, he was eligible. He's been eligible. Nominated. This is actually the last year that he will be on the ballot. That's why I was fucked up. But I think they can still get in. I think him.

Roger Clemens and somebody else can still, even though I don't think they'll be on the ballot anymore, I think they can still get in another way. There's another way that they can't get into the All of Fame, which is all stupid as fuck. But I mean, listen, Barry Barnes is a legend. You can't erase what he did. Steroids and not. I understand, you know, put a stain on the game and all of that. No, it made the game the best it ever was at the time.

And not only that, like you said, it's people that used it, used steroids and performance enhancement drugs as well. and they're still in a Hall of Fame. So, I don't know. Barry Bonds deserves to be in a Hall of Fame. I completely agree. I mean, maybe Willie Maze is the only other giant giant that you probably even know. You know what I mean?

Like, Barry Bonds is the San Francisco Giant. For sure. You know what I mean? If I was saying, yo, fuck y'all Hall of Fame. I would come out with a statement. I think that I don't think that he cares as much as the fans care at this point. I mean, I'm pretty sure he does. He deserves to be there.

I know his numbers, his career speak for itself. But I don't think that it's something that he is like, you know, thinking about. I think he kind of knows that they don't, they're not going to let him in or they don't want to let him in. I think he'll get in eventually. But I don't think it'll happen probably the next four or five years, I don't think. Who has the home run record now? I believe all time. Yeah.

Now I'm in one season, I'm saying. Because all the, oh, shit. Markle wire testifies. But with all the asterics. Yeah. Barry Bonds did, so is it back to Roger Maris? After Barry Bonds, who has 762 home runs. No, so in a season.

Oh. One season. Not the all time. It probably will still be Mark McGuire, I think. Yep, it is. Yeah. So they took away Barry's, because Barry, I think, broke that shit twice. After that, Sammy So soon.

Mm-hmm. But they both also tested positive. So why have we not acknowledging Barry Bonds, who broke it, broke their record? because Barry Bonds broke Mark McGuire's record. Single season record? Yes. I know I'm not bugging. I don't think so.

Listen, it's been years. I don't know. Whatever. Yes. You would be right because he had 1.73 home runs and Mark McGuire at most had in 1998 had 70 home runs. Yeah, it broke it. And I thought they took it away from him because of the steroid shit.

And then Mark McGuire tested positive. I thought they took his away. Then Sammy tested positive. I just figured we was back at Roger Marriss. And if everybody's on it, if everybody's on it, then where's the... Oh, he's back at Mickey Mantle. Yeah. Like all of you guys negate all these home runs.

Babe Ruth. Babe Ruth still has the most home runs in baseball history in the season. No, but I don't know, man. They need to let them in. Let Pete Rose in. Gambling is legal now. Give Daniel Monti his Little League World Series back. Yeah, like he was really 12.

That was a 19-year-old kid standing on that mound. to me, though. We got, can we get into the Danny Almonte story one day too? He was at least 19, bro.

He was at least, oh my God. No, wasn't there another team after Daniel Monte that was like, it wasn't just one player that was 19.

They filled it, they filled a whole Little League team that was like 25. Let me see a birth certificate. They give you a Xerox copy like, all right fam,

who's a birth certificate? Listen, you know, Little League used to treat birth certificates the way restaurants treat Vax cards right now.

Like, let me just, just, it real quick. And then come on in, sit out. Kind of like the office space app. You know what? Oh, lay.

And y'all still ain't filled that shit out. I just got to email. I feel it out every day. But it's kind of like you fill it out and it's like. I could also be a liar. Yeah. Like I could also like you passed. I am sick.

I can't smell or taste anything. What do you mean? I passed? I'm fucking sick. The first time I did the office space app. For those that don't know to get in this building, you have to download this app and fill out this COVID shit. Not just this building.

I think a lot of buildings have now taken. So the first time I did it, I clicked no on everything. I didn't read anything. Yeah. And then it clicked and I was in front of the security guy. And it said, you failed. And he said, no, it's fine. Just retake it.

Retake it? Hey, retake it is hilarious. Because I click no and the last one you're supposed to click yes. Because it's like, it's just information accurate. I said no. And then I hit submit and it said you failed the test. And he said, that I was fine. just retake it.

But that's what I'm saying. Retake your COVID test. You know, because you get caught in this rhythm of saying, you see the first one is like, do you have code? It's like, no.

Have you been around six feet of somebody? I don't know. I don't know. With six feet? I don't even know with six feet anymore. Like, so you just get this rhythm of no, no, no. And then the last one,

that's how I think they make sure they like throw that one in it to catch you out there. Like, yeah, and I failed me. They gave me a retest. Yo, that is hilarious, man. I had a makeup exam. That's kind of like with the,

Baseball Hall of Fame entrances. You got to, yes? No, did you use steroids? Nah. Anybody within 650 you used steroids? Nah. My favorite part of that era was to my knowledge.

To my knowledge. I did not. Yeah, my knowledge. I don't know what your knowledge is. I don't know what they'd be injecting in my ass. I don't know. I ain't ask. I ain't ask.

Oh, man. You ever thought about doing steroids we were used to do sports? Yeah, of course. I knew people that did steroids Really? Plenty of people I was in high school

During the steroid era You could get steroids Stereids You could find them shit It's like you could find weed At that point That was like when Lance Armstrong got caught

Winstrow was everywhere Yeah Lance Armstrong When he got caught And he caught him using steroids Yeah That was crazy Because Lance Armstrong

Was the guy You know Went through cancer The whole Livestrong thing Now I'm living strong But put them steroids me. But here's the thing. Had he not done steroids, would

there have been that much money and awareness to cancer? That much money, that much awareness, that much hope that he provided people. Yeah, man. Everyone just takes steroids. Yeah, man. What was my man, Jose Canseco? That was like the King steroid guy? Yeah, but he just told him that everybody. Yeah, he did. He's the

reason for all of this. He was the superhead of this MLB. But he said, I saw an interview with him like kind of recent and he was like, yeah, no, we're still, he like still takes steroids and is like figuring out the amount that a regular human should take and he's like yeah I think I think at this point I could live to like 125 hundred and thirty

I was like oh Jose is it oh too good luck with that that big ass heart sitting in your chest that shit's going to explode he's trying to micro dose steroids microdose steroids we should microdose steroids no steroids are a clinical thing that you do take when you need them why can't I microdose steroids

I had to take steroids over the when I had COVID they gave me steroids Oh, for your breathing? No, because I had an ear infection. Did anything shrink? They gave you steroids for your infection and not antibiotics? That was the big thing with the steroids. The steroids were for like, I think the pain or something.

I don't know what the fuck. The inflammation or something, I don't know. No, you just had to drink some turmeric or so. Tumric dick. Yeah, turmeric. Call back. Imagine if you added in steroids to that dick. Go crazy.

Yo, man, I'm getting the fuck out of here. I'm not doing some job, man. I'm not playing with y'all today. That was the thing though in high school. All the girls used to clown the guys that would take steroids. Yeah, they say it'd give me the shrinks. Which I guess in high school, I mean, your dick is still growing in high school maybe. No.

Listen, do not give these high school kids hope. It's that it's grown baby. Is that its length in high school? It ain't getting no bigger than that? It ain't getting no bigger. It's grown baby. I'm sorry. Go get that penis pump.

Oh, my God, man. All right. What's going on for the rest of the week, man? What are we doing? We're not doing shit. I don't see y'all every fucking day this week. I haven't got to see you tomorrow. Yep.

Absolutely. And we out Friday, right? Where? Damarison Loyal probably got some moves. No, DeMarison Loyal don't have shit. Demarison's going back upstate. That's back to back to back weekends. You either in love or going through something.

Both, both of them. Both of them. No comment. Why doesn't he come down here? Well, my family is up there So like You don't fuck with your family Like that though

I am You don't love your family I love my family Your dad's still down here though No yeah my dad My dad and my older sister are down here Okay But I need to

Yeah I gotta go up Listen man Life is I gotta go Why ain't bring your pops To the billboard To see us To see right

I ain't like that fucking billboard I just want I said Benner I told you To have Pige Add me and your picture In the corner like real little so nobody is seen

I just I want to meet Tamara's pops I kind of feel like he's a fucking killer You were like my dad is actually really cool He's a conspiracy theorist but he's really cool Oh I'm on the pod Yeah for sure We calling him one day

Definitely calling your pops to talk Yeah we gotta have you and your dad on the podcast At the same time So yeah I'm gonna go I gotta take my nephew to go see the billboard He was mad that my sister didn't Bring him Yeah your sister fly it in you bro

I saw her I was like Damn All ain't even a fly twin Yeah Okay Go sis I'm not gonna argue that

Okay She is though And she's cool She's dope She's nicer than you She's like all the Whatever Quality is like she took the best

No She's a way better version Oh just all around It's not even females She's not the female Even though she was a guy She took all the good qualities In the womb

Yeah I believe that She's a better version of me And then you just got the Zaza. Whatever was left, man. Yo, Mom was walking out 40 second asking them drug dealers if they had this Zaza. He said, man, there ain't no fucking Zaza. They got the weed on the table now, 42nd Street.

Like, just out and I'm like, okay, clearly this is legal now. Nobody cares. So I'm asking if it's that shit. Is this the Zah or not? They're like, nah, this is it. Of course they're going to say this is it. You've never asked somebody if their drugs were good and they said, nah, it's, it's all right today.

It's like the guys that were selling CDs. in Tom Square. Do you like hip hop? I do. It's just good? No, it's that five. No, it's not. No, it's not.

No, it's not. And they was asking for $10. They was making more of their CDs back in those days than a lot of major recording artists, if not all in the major recording artists. That's insane. $10? People was just buying shit they'd never heard for $10? I want to talk to some of those dudes from that era that were really out there

selling CDs for $10. I want to know how much they made. I want to know the artist themselves. I want to know how much they made. My man's Yorel from Springfield Gardens, he was heavy on Times Square and he did pretty well. Like he kind of made a buzz and was selling CDs in Times Square at Orange Jamaica Avenue every day. I think he made a shit ton of money. That's what I'm saying.

I really want to talk to some of those artists because I'm pretty sure some of them made a lot of fucking money. Because you got so many tourists there, they're going to, even if they don't want the CD, they'll give you to not. He, how I know, how I know. Like, yo, just, all right, here, man, just take the $10. How I know he made a lot of money, he was one of the first people that I ever saw that had, like, a chat forum on his website. And it was thousands of people in there all with like, hey, I was on a trip to New York and I bought his CD. That's how all these people were in this chat. And it was a lot of people in there.

And they all bought the CD. That's what I'm saying. That, that. Off not hearing shit. We laugh at the idea of standing outside now. standing outside and selling the CD. But when you think about it, especially for $10, you know, you get $10, $20 a day

and you out there every day? Yeah. That's some money. For sure. That's a lot of money. I would like to talk to some of those dudes. Yeah, I'm about to go sell Rory CD on 42nd. Y'all come see me underneath the billboard.

Yeah, I would like to talk to some of those guys that was really out there in that era selling CDs. I think I still, I think your real still has Instagram. I think I, I DMed him like four or five months ago. I would love to hear those stories about. Yeah, how much was you making a week? Yeah, no, he was doing all right. I'm sure.

I'm sure. Just 10 people. He used to just rap in people's like ear. And like he used to have the head phones. But he also used to have the headphones. Like he would let people hear it. And then like, okay. So he was more progressive.

Yeah. And he was a nice guy. Okay. All right. I would like to talk to him. But yeah, the billboard is up. If you get a chance you're in New York. go check it out

take a picture of it tag us yeah go crazy um photoshoped damaris into it yeah we had a good time out there it was cold but it was it was a really

humbling and surreal experience to see that that shit was bigger than I thought Paul that shit was huge yeah like being out there looking up at that shit that was that was definitely like okay like this is this is like

this is a real fucking billboard so shh Shout out to the team. Congrats to everybody on that. Congrats to us. I feel like we had a good celebratory night. We had a good team night. I think that might have been the first night.

I didn't ever come out with us too. Yeah, we had a good time. We had a good time. Went to get something to eat. Because he always, he's booked and busy. True. He got DJ games, he don't invite us to. Yeah.

Then he'd be spinning and winning all night. So what is it, Gwynnon. Is that what they call it? Gwen. You can just say Gwynning. He's not signed to DJ self. Yeah. I got to go.

I thought that's what the DJ. You thought he was DJ self? I thought the DJ just yelled Gwynning when they was DJing. No, that's DJ self's label. Oh, okay. Shout to DJ self. That's the label. Gwynning dropped Cardi B.

Okay. All right. Well, if you're on the Gwinnon staff, you gotta be like. No, you don't got to be like nothing. I feel like, fan. Who dropped there? Who made the final decision?

I want to look the person in the eyes that dropped Cardi B. I want to know what they're doing. No, what's the self. No, you got to look at yourself. Oh. Man in the mirror. And on that note, I'm that niggie.

No, Maul. Why not? What's wrong with the sign off? This side? No. Wait, I take it. I have a problem to sign off.

Gurg. Don't say it. GER. Look at the white man rage. GER. Listen, man. Stop getting bullied out of your sign off. No, I was trying to think of a new one.

I'm the center and he's a winner. Boom. What? I'm the sinner. He's the winner. Listen, I'm that nigger. He's Ginger. I'm disgusted by Damaris.

You listen, man. We're out, man. Listen, we'll be back Monday. No, we back Saturday, right? What? Oh, no. Oh, no. You all.

You're editing. It's okay. Don't tell you. Listen, man, I'm that nigga. He's that ginger. We'll get back to you on a couple days. Peace. Be safe.

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