New Rory & MAL - Episode 374 | Alphabetical Slaughter

Episode Date: May 27, 2025

We pull up on Memorial Day giving thanks to those who sacrificed everything for us to turn around and be weak podcasters (4:20). SZA has to keep Justin Bieber upright during his surprise performance in LA during the GNX tour (11:14). Mal convinces Rory to give the new season of Baddies Africa a shot (23:30). Papoose claims he wrote 90% of Remy Ma's raps and we are all sick of hearing about these two (33:18). Plus, Drake says OVO Fest is back on this summer (1:00:26), and a voicemail leaves Mal wondering if the caller is using our podcast as an alibi (1:20:37) #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Catch live events and other exclusive sports programs only on Vice TV. Go to vice TV.com to find your cable channel. The volume. And I'm proud to be an American. Not American. Where only the whites are free. You're not American. Clip it.

I'm, wait, I'm not an American. I have a birth certificate that was born in the United States. What are you talking about? A passport. Nah, because people will be trying to pick and choose when they're American. Yeah. You got a day off you're American. Oh, for sure.

It means a day off work? Oh, people are American when it comes to me. A day off work? No school. Oh, American. Any other day? No, we hate America. Burn.

Oh, now you want to. Now you hate America. Burning flags and all of that. Let July 4th come around? Yeah. I'm dressing like dipset. Yeah. Y'all picking shoes when y'all want to be America.

So? Yeah. Isn't that the beauty of America? That is. Choate them in? Options. Have you been morning all day? Morning?

No, I haven't been morning. I have been up all morning, but I haven't been, I haven't been morning. That is weird that those two words are like connected. Morning at the morning. If you let the, if you let dread at the in front of the bodega break it down for you. Oh, I mean. If you got two hours, two spare hours, you can come up town on me. I'll let dread break down.

Oh, no, I'll add a little bit. Spell, spell. It's a spell. Why do you think it's called that? But with that said, love and respect to all the troops and everyone that we lost. Thank you. Thank you for your services. Thank you for everything.

Thank you for your sacrifices. Yes, we are not here to get into any war crime stuff. We are generally saying happy Memorial Day to everyone. Yes. But we are here to work so all of that fighting doesn't go in vain. We are here. Yes. Because this is what they fought for.

They fought for us to have a podcast. Brought to you by Boost Mobile. Thank you, Boos Mobile. They fought for men to instead of build houses and defend freedom, act like women and gossip and be feminine. This is what they fought for. This is what they fought. Real men fought for bitches like us. To get on the microphone.

They were on the front line so that Rory and all could have a podcast. I have a fucking cushy ass light. Yes. Yeah. Great lighting. Such great lighting. I watched the Bin Laden thing. I was even watching some of it in the office today.

Just, you know, get that feeling. It was similar to what we discussed. I appreciated all of the lies, but I, I'm fine with that. Yeah. Like, I was entertained and, like, really was like America, fuck yeah. Yeah. Through the whole thing. Isn't it interesting how they always put those docs out around,

Memorial Day and course. Like it's all like it's crazy how that all comes together. Yeah man we got to we got to remember. We got to remember what they did. Never forget. Well forget a few things but never forget. Forget who was at the meeting before it all went down

but never forget slavery. We went and got it. Yeah. Yeah. But 9-11 and COVID don't you ever forget that? Don't you ever forget that. Who was it? Who was we talking to? They said they had COVID and I was like that still exists? Oh, Dane from Vime. Oh Dane. Dane. Dane. Hopefully you're feeling better.

Dane. We had a call with Dane another day. And he said, oh, man, you know, test positive for COVID. I was like, Trump is president. Man, Dane was trying to extend his trip. He wanted to get back to his family. Yeah, yeah. Dan was sitting in a Tesla looking healthy as shit.

Yeah, I know that move, Dane. It's not COVID. He said he took a, what he said he took a test, at home test. Yeah. That's like hitting a scratch off. He doesn't know that by now. No idea.

Those things are positive before you even open the box. What are you talking about? I mean, admittedly, like, three Christmas Eve's ago, I definitely like, I had COVID, but like it had been enough time. But I was like, ma, listen, I don't want to get anyone in the family sick. This is a very serious time. Yeah.

And I got a Christmas off. Yeah. So now that I know people are getting COVID again, like I might bring it back. I can't wait for that documentary of the crazy things we did during COVID. Like the things we were doing. All right, that documentary is going to be like, there's no way we lived here. Like shut the world down. Oh my God.

There's no way we lived through that. Crazy. But, I mean, listen, post-COVID is a different time. Post-COVID is a different time. And we are back. Yes, we are. to you by Boost Mobile. Of course.

I'm so glad that Boost Mobile was back and Boost Mobile was like a part of like culture again, man. We need Boost Mobile. Bus Mobile was a great time. He was a little young when Boost Mobile first hit the sea. But it was a special time, Rory. No, I mean, they raised me if you think about it. Yeah. Like I came into my own when Boost Mobile.

Probably your first phone was probably Boost Mobile. Of course it was. Yeah. What other phone would it be? It's no other phones. I didn't even know there was other carriers. Keep it all. Keep it all.

Oh, it's a fun ad. Keep it. I didn't know you didn't know they were any other carriers. What's a carrier? You, you're a carrier.

Gotta love it. That is a coldest sack of a monopoly. I don't even know there was other shit going on. Nobody else exists. But with that said,

happy two year anniversary to my first album I thought of a different. Two years. Congrats, Rory. I think that's enough, I think it's enough time.

Two years is usually the mark where you can determine. I think it's probably the greatest album of all time. I think that? It's thriller.

Then I thought it'd be different. I just want to let you know that. Of course, I'm a little biased. You didn't do better than Michael and Quincy, but you know what I mean? Like, you were close. Dare I say it? I think it edges thriller out, just by a bit. Edges.

Edge is a, edge of it. Hey, Quincy said it. I ain't say it. And then you said, dare I say it edges thriller. I know bias, but bold statement. I think if you go song for song, it's right there. Listen, like they said, man, if you take Billy Jean off a thriller. It's because Billy Jean is there that your album is.

And I, if Billy Jean wasn't on Thriller, it would be a better album than I thought. I do think Division Interlude really may compete with Billy Jean. No, it's right at there. Yeah, if you think about it.

No, you have to think hard. No, I've thought about it. No one's thought that. I didn't think that until just now. I play your album, then I played Thriller.

And I'm like, I don't know, man. Sometimes you don't even know what album you're listening to. In the algorithms, they just go, it's like a double disc. It's a double disc. It's Michael and it's wrong.

And if you can't, it's like the love box and it's speaking. And if you're going off double disc, it might be better in life after death. Nobody has ever said any of this. Like in life, nobody in a world is ever in life. But to celebrate on your way to pick up the thriller vinyl, I did a re-up. I did it. There's a bundle that me and Sony did. You can get the thriller vinyl and the, I thought it would be different vinyl together.

Yes, please. Differentmerch. shop, there's a link in the bio. But yeah, I know a lot of people missed out on the vinals the first time. So I did a, you know, a little re-up for the anniversary. They're moving. Like 30 minutes in, there's boxes. You can literally just walk on your way to the elevator.

You got a sign mine, man. You got a sign mine. And is it the same colorful? Yeah, same. Oh, yeah. Same. And I want one. Yeah.

There's a whole box. Okay, cool. But yeah, man, come on. 21 orders in like 30 minutes. Yeah. Moving to units. I love it, man. It's M-Pim Juice and Us.

That's the only ones moving units. That is hilarious. But with that said, also I will announce that the, I don't like to say single, but the second record that's coming out on my second project, first one being Leon Thomas. Who are you anyways? We'll be with Masego and Freddie Gibbs. It's called Off Road.

I know you guys have heard it. Yes. I'm very excited. June 13th. Love it. Off Road, Mesaigo, Freddie Gibbs. Feel good summer record. A little bit more palatable than the Leon one.

Yeah. Just because, you know, all the non-music snobs, I'm catering to you. Yeah. But I'm excited for this record. Yeah, man. I'm happy. I'm happy for you, man. I know how hard you worked on this project and how hard it is to get, you know, things

cleared and signed off. And I know, so, you know, it can be a nightmare. But this is the, this is what you do it for, these moments of announcing an official release date. So, congrats. If you want to hear me complain about the music industry, the episode that came out on Patreon today, just explains how hard it is for me to put music up. It's a real thing, though, man. And I appreciate those rants from you because, you know, it's watching you go through it.

I laugh because, you know, you're my guy. But I know how much you put into it and how much it means to you. So congrats to you and the TV for getting it done. June 13th, very, very excited. With that said, I mean, I think this second album could compare to Justin Bieber journals if we're getting into it. That's like what a lot of people say in the studio when they hear. They're like, yo, this reminds me maybe better than journal. It's like, I don't know, depending on the day.

I was a little offended. that Sizzar didn't ask me to come out, but you know, Justin seems to be going through some things at home. A. Listen, I thought it'd be different is all about the things I was going on, going on at home. Me too. So I relate to what Justin, his overall aura on that stage. And with all the rumors of him being broke, do you think he charged Siza a fee?

That's crazy. No, first of all, I don't believe that Justin was broke. Imagine B. Sentence and Sizzle like, you know, I got you. Here's my rate. Yeah. I'll work with you on the home. My day rate. He got a day rate. Imagine Justin Bieber's day.

Just having a rate to pop out to a show. Yeah. But yes, this was GNX tour in Los Angeles, I believe. Yeah. Is that where it was? The GNX tour in Los Angeles, Cizzer brought out Justin Bieber to do his rendition of snooze along with her. And Justin had a moment that everybody told my eyes closed,

wasn't singing into the mic, was just going to. And he had a mic. He had a mic, but he didn't need it in that moment. He was like, he went somewhere else. I think that's what music is meant to do. So, you know, Justin had a moment and just was like, yo, Justin, they can't hear you. Like, Cizzen went as she is, you know, classy and graceful,

went and saw that he was having a moment, like, let me get him out of this moment because it looks like he's about to, like, go too far into the moment. So she came and helped him and, you know, woke him up out of that moment. All right, where did we start? I have never seen a palm kiss in my entire life. Yeah, I've never seen that. You coming out the gate with the palm is one of the,

sickest things I've ever seen. Sizer just went over there to check her. This wasn't like part of the performance. Look at him. My baby. She thought he was having a stroke and just lifted his head of Leo. You right? Yeah. No, kiss the palm, you know, then kissed the ring. Y'all ain't never felt music like that before. I know how he feel. Listen, I snooze is up there for me. And if Siza was right in front of me, I'm not saying I wouldn't do the exact same thing that Justin did in that moment. Just lose it. Just completely like going to another space. Not only did he kiss the palm, it's. It's just, didn't even look like he tried to kiss the top of the hand. I think that was a sniff.

No, he kept going. She had to pull her hand away. He kept going. There's no way that happened in rehearsals. She was like trying to pull him to the front of the stage, like grab his hand. I was trying to pull him into reality. He was still kissing her hand. Yeah, I mean, the Siza looks like her hand smelled great.

So, I mean, I can understand Justin in that moment. He got caught up in the moment. He's smelling it. He's like, wow, this is, is this lavender? What is that? She looks like her hand smell like lavender. For sure. It's him being in the moment, but like, look when she's trying to, look, look, look.

Look at him. He's still kissing. But it's him being in the moment in the mic not being anywhere near him while he's singing. Fuck that mic. Because sometimes you got to say fuck that mic. Y'all know what I'm going through. Y'all reading the headlines. I'm broke. But after that, you know she gave him a little like side hug. I'm a bit creeped out. That was the friend zone hug after. That was like he better not grab my ass hug. No, I don't just, I don't think that was ever on her mind. I think that she was, you know, trying to keep it, you know, as fun and as. playful and still have a little bit of, you know, that little flirtatious energy with it. But it was definitely not going to be no ass grabbing or, you know. Of course.

Yeah, no. But with that said, you know, like when they cut off the mic for the crowd to hear, production team can still hear what's going through the microphone and says is in there. You know once that the stage started to go down after that moment, she was sitting there like, punch, punch security. Please. Please. No.

She was definitely sitting there like, is he okay? Justin, are you okay? Somebody get Justin some water. You're okay? Medic, medic, please. Justin, are you okay? Justin, by me now, I'm fine. I'm great.

I'm just, great song. I loved it. Justin went down to meet that stage and I'm totally fine. Great song. This looks like actual ecstasy, not MDMA. Yeah, this is, this is the stuff that you, this is. Don't do that. He was just, he was drunk on, drunk in a moment, drunk on memories, like.

Drunk on repasado. Sometimes you be like that. Sometimes you be backstage and it's just like, you didn't know scissors rod. It was so incredible. And it's like, shit, this is like, I'm at the club. This is an open bar. Or he's like, finally, a woman I like being around. Yeah, that too.

That too. Yo. And I don't subscribe to all that shit, all the threads of him not liking his wife and all that shit, because we don't know these people. But it is funny seeing all the threads where she does want to hold hands and he doesn't. And then you see Justin basically licking scissors hands. Because I could see if there's like intimacy issues and, you know, he doesn't like to hold hands. He went to third baseball. with her hand.

I mean, he recognized the Black Queen in her, in her glory. You know what I mean? All these people are here screaming for you. So you're saying his wife has no glory? Well, I'm not saying that. I'm just saying when you're on stage and this whole stadium screaming for this Black Queen whose song you took and made your own. One of the greatest songs of our generation.

I think the state and same skills. Yeah, you get lost in that moment and you're just like, wow. Like, you know what I mean? This just feels great. The energy is amazing. And I forgot that I'm even on stage performing. I love this song so much. I feel like I'm at home in the kitchen.

I mean, if this is what get. Gets be be able to be home. Why are you waiting for that crock pot and your song come on? All the memories start hitting you. Rory was just playing his album and I was in there crying. Like, sometimes you just feel it. No. What's wrong?

Talk to us. We're here for you. No, you're here for you. No, you're here to make fun of me. Yes, but that's being here for you. You have to make fun in the pain and in the heartbreak. You have to find the fun, the silver line. You ever read the lyrics to Rory song, Not Me?

Not Me? Which one is that? Rahe. and Shantamette. Yes. Great record. Can you relate? Yeah.

It hit home? I don't have the auxiliary, but the moment this just even hit, Peach can underlay it right here. She started pouring a glass of wine the moment just the chords came in. Wine? It's one o'clock. It was 12 when I started pouring. Oh, my God.

Yeah, it's that type of episode. He cooked your soul, huh? Saute, little spinach on the side. burnt it too. The butter, you know when the butter at the bottom be brown. That garlic burned in that pan. Still taste good, though. Yo, baby D is a fucking fool.

At first I thought she was just like, you know, put a little sauce on it. Then I could really see the misty eyes. And I was like, oh shit. This really hits home. We shot a commercial. Vinyl's available now. My best.

Fuck, see, I'm not as exploitive as people think I am. Fuck, I should have done that. Why didn't I think that? You got it come on, man. He was supposed to shoot that. God damn it, Josh. That's a commercial, man. That's a commercial.

I'll never let you take me for granted. I'll never let you make me for average. Pussy runs the world and you had to track meat. Nope, I'll never give you the satisfaction. Pussy run the world, but you had to track meet? That's a man, D1 track runner. Come on, man, you've been to pin relays. Multiple times.

High school and college. Yeah, got to go down to the pin relays, man. Pussy everywhere. What was we talking about? Yeah, baddies. Exploiting you for that. Yeah. Cry again, now.

On Q. On Q. I mean, she did curse homey out at the release party. Yo, can we? I explained that. Thank you. Oh, yeah, you did. That was part of the year.

I remember that. She gave me the blessing, though. Yeah, that was cool. Baddies. How should I explain on this one? Baddies. Like, the fuck? Go, Rory.

Nigel, wow. Like. Yo. Now of a sudden, she's never had an X. That was new. that I just brought up, right? You know, there's no such thing. That she's dated somebody before.

No such thing. I'm just exposing everyone today. Yeah, exactly. Anyways, baddies. Yeah. Is that what, I don't know if that's what. No, no, we can do that. Or we can find another way for me to exploit on the second album.

I, DeMaris, my kid, like, the relationship with my parents. Like, what else should I do for this one? Um. Well, I'm already exploiting Amara throughout this entire. That's coming. Now people really have a reason to be like, you used your kid at, like, as a rollout.

I think everyone in the family should work. Well, Amara, she should have an interlude this album. Yeah. Yeah, get a little interlude of her. She was, she getting kind of nice on her little DJ NPC shit that I have. Yeah. She knows she even has her own little vinyl players. And it's time.

It's time for her to start working. She has to start, like, you know, pulling her weight. She had her little MPC yesterday. I went to Rory's house to watch the next game. Great. She would be like, let's dance. And I'm like, okay. And she'll go over to the MPC and like press the little button for hip hop and just like dance.

And I'm like, okay, we're dancing. And she got like a little vinyl player. And it was cute. She was very, very cute. But yeah, I think she, I think she going to be a DJ. Yo, DeMaris called me doing some wild shit. Man. We talk about this?

Yeah, sure. We're here now. This was not yesterday. This was when Marr wasn't at the crib, but, you know, had some people over to watch one of the games. And, like, I may have been cooking up a little bit on tomorrow's MPC. Like, I was that guy, like, trying to impress them. one. And she was singing along on the MPC. Amara? No. No. Amara wasn't there. A woman. It's a whole

different day. A woman. Oh my God. Was singing while like the MPC was out. And it's like, even though it's for kids, the shit is like kind of good. Like it's surprisingly good. And I was, I was getting kind of busy. Okay. And the girl was like singing to like his beats and his ear. And I, and I had his ear. Yes. And I had the voice like the voice note thing going just so we could remember the melodies. Me and Beatrice, yo, me and Beatrice was having a conversation and at one point Beatrice stopped her conversation looked over look back at the beat was so fire we was like Beatrice was like yeah I'm over outside I'm like yeah I'm about to call mine too I'm gonna go ahead to fuck out you mac in on the children's MPC what was I getting

busy though the way the way that's not the part though that's not what we're talking about here that's not the point the point is what are you doing like the game is on it's company in the house and look what you're trying to get into where my voice and she was smiling and with it I'm like, nah, I can't, bro. I'm not, we're not doing this. Oh, my God. See, I'm so happy those things happen when I'm not around. Get busy.

She really, yeah, that's he recorded it. Mall, I'm telling, bro. And then he could. All right, if Mall gets funny around women, why can I lean on one of my strengths? Nah, man. Nah, nah, nah, no. It don't work like that. It ain't the same.

You're going to do that corny shit. Wait till me and B Lee. Yeah, you can do that with nobody's around. You can be corny. nobody's around. But when you got company and the Knicks are playing? No, the game was over and I caught some inspiration.

Did they lose? Yeah, we lost. And look what he's doing. Yeah, you're not even like heartbroken at the law. That's why I got the inspiration. I felt sad. So it was a dark town. Yeah, I create better ones.

Yeah, you didn't hear out that fucking base. Okay. All right. So then, yeah, fine triumph in the tragedy. Yeah. Look for motivation and the Knicks losing. But, I mean, to do that, she's singing in the air, kind of giving you the melodies.

You got company on the couch. Stay looking at you weird. Now, Ubers is outside all of a sudden. They didn't plan on leaving that soon. We didn't, actually. But, you know. That's like asking people, so what you're about to do without asking? No.

Demaris should have picked up a Mars keyboard. And joined the session. You know when you be around your homie, like, trying to like Mac, you just get, you feel nasty. I wasn't even Macin. I was just, that's Macin. We're not doing that. I wasn't even trying to. Busting out the NPC.

It was already out. It was already sitting on the couch. But picking it up and using it. that's Macin. Because you're trying to really get into your artistic bag and let us see like, yo, we could go there.

Like, I can create a record right here if you want to. Yeah. That's Macon. That's true. Sometimes the universe speaks to you. That's true. But I mean,

sometimes you just have to crack the door and let God in. See, whenever somebody say, you can't argue with that. That's like conversation over. Like, is that when you're about to fight somebody

and be like, who are you down with you? Something with the blood of Jesus. You're like, I can't hit this. I don't get to, you know, what's set you from.

I'm not from the blood of Jesus. ready to knock you out. I don't care who you calling upon. Listen, man, some songs are made, some are gifted. That's a fact. Speaking of fighting, Baddy's Africa is back. Listen, man, Ro, you haven't watched any of the Baddy's Africa. I don't know what you're doing. First of all. About three episodes in. Zeus, show me how to put my notifications on, because I did not know that Baddy's Africa was out already. How am I three episodes?

Everybody. Listen, it's going. They went to the motherland and started just straight This is why Africans don't like black Americans. I get it now. It makes all the sense in the world. Yeah, but you just look who brought them there. It was Natalie. It was a cosplay of black Americans. You listen, man, they in this house, I mean, it was about 17 fights before these girls even

know which rooms they were sleeping in. Like, they got to the house, started thumping, fighting. Last night, they finally picked their rooms. Natalie, Natalie and DTB seem to have buried their hatchet. Oh, thank God. Natalie seemed to extend an olive branch to DTB, and they seem to be putting all of their mess behind them. Lex, you know, she wants to fight summer.

It's the battle of the cutest girls in the house. Lex doesn't like, excuse me, Lex doesn't like, what's her name? Scotty. Lex doesn't like Scotty because Scotty is the pretty girl that doesn't really like to fight. He's more of a girly girl. So Lex came and last season challenged her, wanted to fight her. Lex finally punched Scotty in the face last night. Scotty defended herself and for it.

Scotty's not a scary girl. She'll fight, but she doesn't like to fight. And I respect that about it. She's like, yo, I'm a cute girl. Like, I don't fight. This is not what I do,

but I ain't no punk. But when it was time, what was her hands like? No, she has hands. She has feet too. She likes to kick. Okay, nice. She's one of the girls.

She's tall. Like flying knee kicks? No, no, straight up. Like, she knows how to time and if you dodge it. She knows how to boom. Oh, nice. Okay.

And just, you know what I'm saying? Put some space in between it. But she'll fight up. She had to. So Lex and Scotty got their pretty girl fighting. But they seem to be, you know, cool, got that out the way. Like, she let her, Lex let her know, like, you know what I liked you, but you know what I'm saying? I needed that fight.

Scotty was like, I don't know why are we fighting. Like, I thought she was cool. I wanted to get to know you better. It was just girly girl stuff. But the girls was fighting. Shout out to Ivory. Ivory whoopped Summer's ass last night, finally. Finally, somebody beat Summer up.

Summer seemed to cool down a little bit because some will fight anybody. She don't go to fuck. You tell her what your name is. She's like, nah, that ain't your name. Your name ain't Rory. I'm not calling you that. Now it's a fight all of a sudden. Summer don't care. She's fighting everybody. Her and Ivory got it in. Irie whooped her ass last night. I mean, everything seems to be cool now with summer.

All right. I'm glad I'm sorry of it. She got tired of it. She got tired of summer jumping people and all of that. So she put the hands on her last night. But the girls got their bedrooms. Nice, beautiful house that they have. And yeah, man, that's what we had. Now next episode, they're fighting some more, Rory. It's not over. I don't want you to think that they got. You mean the theme of the show? Yeah, they didn't get. No way. That's happening on episode four. It's more fights, so you got to hurry up and catch up. You got to binge it.

Benj is the first three episodes so you can catch up to where I'm at. Baddy's Africa. Love it. I'm locked in, man. I don't know what I'm going to say. I'm locked in. They got me. What part of Africa are they in?

I don't even know what part of Africa. Wherever they fight a lot of it. That's what they say. That's what they took the way. Wherever they fight, that's where they landed. They landed in the middle. Are they in Benghazi? Natalie, none has them posted up in Bengazi?

Where they're going to Nigeria. So they're probably there now. They're doing Nigeria, Ghana, South Africa, and Morocco this year, this season with Baddy's Africa. So shout out to Natalie Nunn, everybody at Zeus, for putting this on. Y'all just fighting around the world.

I love it, man. Let's get a bag. How many years did Nelson Mandela do? I believe it was 28. Something like that, 27 maybe. I could be wrong. Fact check that, Josh. He's probably looking down now,

like I should have just stayed in there. Look at what it's coming south. Africa, 27 years. 27 years? 27 years. How did I know that? I guess I should know that, right? As a black man in America, I need to know that.

Yeah. Do you think Elon will make a cameo in the South African one? No, I can promise you Elon will not be on. You never know, man. You're right. I mean, if it was an election year, maybe. If it was an election year, he would do it. But it's not election year, so he's chilling right now.

You think he... And knowing how Republicans view shit, they'll probably think that's the black vote. That's how they feel like, oh, this is... We need to hone in on this. Would you say, baby D? Do you think that he'll ever run for president? Elon? No.

And he's not, you can't. No. Oh, because he's not a, oh, damn. Well, only Obama was allowed to, the only non-American allowed to run. Don't fucking play with me. Watch your fucking mouth, your white-ass mouth. We should have known what was coming when Donald Trump got off that plane and said, I am so proud of myself.

I found the birth certificate. That was like a common. many sketch to me at that time and now that's the most regular thing. Yeah. He was nobody at that time as far as political. I am so proud of myself. Yeah. That's a wild sentence to start your speech out with. Got a love it. For finding something in public records. Yeah. Well, yeah, I'm definitely going to catch up. I'm excited. Is this shaping up to be a better season than last? Because last was tough. No, no, no. This season is, this season is definitely, uh, looks like it's going to be better than the last season. So the volume did not put us on the hardwood in the garden.

But they have made a promise that we will have something to do with the reunion. Of Baddy's Africa? Yeah. They didn't seem. I'm just putting it out there. I'm here for it. Y'all going to break up fights? No, I ain't bringing up fights.

I want to be what body likes in the crowd, like, just laughing. Yeah, I'm not here to break up no fights. I ain't getting into that. I want Scotty. I don't even watch that show, but I want Scotty. She's so fire. I mean, I'm not mad at you. I just had to make sure Baby Dee was dressed underneath that desk because you can see it from the waist up.

Like now I can't even. Like a COVID Zoom meeting. Yeah, I don't even know. with baby DB on over there. I see the good Joe Fresh Goods on her feet, but I don't know. That's how I had to kind of look like. You can see the angles? Yeah, I'm like, yo, what's going on after there?

All right. All right. She's dressed. She got clothes on. You know who I want to see? Maybe not in this season of baddies, but maybe when they come back to the States. I think Remy Ma and Clarissa Shields should go on the show. All right.

Now, what we don't want. Here we go. We don't want Clarissa Shields on any show where girls can fight because that would be. Yeah, nobody wants to fight Clarissa Schult. Not even women that are getting paid to fight Clarissa Schulte. Well, she has a fight coming up, right? Yeah, that girl doesn't want to fight her. She has bills.

She has bills. She has bills like all of us for Rory. And this is what she's down to. She's like, fuck it. I'm fighting Clarissa. I will get CTE for this back. Yeah, fuck it, man. But nobody wants to willingly just fight Clarissa Shields for sport.

Like, you don't want that, man. Have you seen Clarissa Shields fight? Yes. You don't want. I've seen her just with the pads with Papoose. Yeah, like you don't want that problem. You don't want to fight Clarissa Shield. Like, just let her have a fight twice a year in the ring.

you know, paid and just get out of her way. I'm extremely, in the words of Donald Trump, I'm very proud of myself. I do not know anything about the current things going on with Remyma and Papoos. Neither do I. I'm so happy that I purposely went out of my way to not click anything or even get a whole breakdown. I just know that they're beefing again.

And that Papu said he wrote 90% of her raps. Which, I don't know. When Sheather came out, we said on the podcast, this kind of sounds like Papoose wrote it. but have any of you been paying attention to their public divorce of what's been going on? What I've seen, they both kept going lives. The last time we were recording, they both were going live back and forth. I guess what Remi Ma was complied,

I guess Clarissa Shields must have mentioned her in an interview or something like that. And Remi Ma was responding like basically keep my name on Chamov, yada yada yada, whatever. And started coming at Pat Poo's. She said she feels bad for Clarissa Shields because Pat Pooze is the brokest person. she's the poorest person she's ever encountered in her life. They had the same job. And he's just taking advantage of her. Wait, telling your coworker they're broke and y'all had,

and y'all on the same salaries. Don't do that. I don't know how much either one of them makes. Neither do I. And I doubt either of them. Well, yeah, because Rami had a lot of other stuff as well. And shit, when she got out, that all the way up record went crazy. I'm sure.

But to act like PAP is broke. And I don't know these people's pockets. I just think it's kind of. I don't think Papp was broke. I'll just put it that way. So, shit. I just don't think that we should be privy to any of this. Well, I want them to kick us out the group chat.

Yeah, that's the only thing with me. Like, especially when... Nah, this is the one we can't be kicked out of the group chat. Why? If you want to be Remy and Papp then, you got to be Remy and Papp now. Like, they was couples' goals forever. They was definitely willing to date or a while. They were.

The black love, it was beautiful to see them. Everybody praised Papoos for the way he, you know, held Remy down during her incarceration. I feel like they deaded the age-old Bronwyn. Brooklyn beef. Like they were the first two to come together and show that like Burroughs can get along.

Yeah. They were the front lines of that. Yeah. But I just think that when it goes sour. Terror Squad, Rockefeller felt like

the years of violence that they ended. Yeah, but it was just, it's just, when things go sour, that's when I just don't want to, we shouldn't know about personal family things.

And I, that shouldn't, that's not, you shouldn't, I just don't understand opening your phone and going on IG live. And then like just spewing out all of your like, you know, issues and family, you know, things to people who, one, really don't care.

Two, who are laughing at your struggle or your, you know, family situation dynamic or whatever. Like, I just never understood that part of it. Like, I get it, you know, public figures and, you know, narratives can start to grow legs. And, you know, you hear things and see things online and you want to put an end to it. So you think the best way to do it is just to go on eye, just. and start talking to the rumors and things like that. But even when you do that, even if it's facts, people don't care, they're still laughing at you.

Everything is a joke. You know, now they know your business. I just like to see people handle things differently. I don't want to see Remy and Pappoos, like, do this anymore. I think, number one, I think they're too old for this. Let's start there. I think that social media and all of that is a young person sport when it comes to those type of things.

Let the young ins play out like that. Like, Remy and Papp don't need to be doing it. I mean, social media, time is flying. Like, the people that grew up on social media are getting old. It's about to be an old man's game. Yeah, but you don't want... It's not just for the young and... Yeah, but no, but don't air out personal family shit on IG life.

Oh, and first of all, I agree with everything you're saying. I do see the perspective of trying to clear up things about your personal life. But to your point, nothing ever... Have you ever seen a rumor successfully really get cleared up? Like, even how we complimented Hove when he got in front of that whole thing and no he didn't do that shit, there's still a million people. saying like, oh, he definitely paid the judge. Like, he did that shit.

You never actually clear up a rumor completely. But that's why, but that's why it makes no sense to do it. Jay Z didn't hop. You just adding to it now. Jay didn't hop on IG Live and say, yo, I never touched that girl. I was here that night. You could call so-and-so. They'll tell you where I was at.

Like that, it doesn't matter. If you do that or not, it doesn't matter. People are going to think what they want to think. They're going to laugh. They're going to, you know, poke fun. I'm sure S&L will probably have a skit. Dough. Something soon.

Like, I'm just. saying like it's got us the like the opening shot has to be papoos getting a haircut with a fit it oh absolutely absolutely like pap who's talking everyone in the barbershop with the fitted jay pharaoh he has to he has to do that he has to are you kidding me i'd like to see michael chaise and uh what's um her name from uh bridesma rudolph no that i know who you talk about that that sounds like it might be right mini no wasn't wasn't wilma rudolph like a track runner the beat polio Myroo. Yeah.

I think she'd have an amazing Remimo. And I would hope 99% of the SNL audience wouldn't get the bill. Wouldn't understand. No, that's just for us at home. That's just for us at home. We get to hold that one. Nothing to do with the studio audience. That's just for us.

But yeah, the only thing I did see outside of actual headlines was one Remy Ma post where she was doing foxy math of their dating timeline. She was like 11 years ago, you were 13 and we had 10 in and then we're married. I could not keep up. She cooked, though. About what? Because what she said? Well, first of all, let me read it to you.

If you just turned 30 and allegedly just met someone eight months ago that is 47 years old that I knew since you were 10 and been married to them since you were 13, he has four biological children. One age 28 will be 29 this year when you're 30. One age 25, another one age 24, and a six-year-old baby and currently promising you a newborn while finally a grant. to divorce 18 hours, 54 minutes, and three seconds ago, please refrain from speaking, which is basically, what she's basically saying is, this is my husband and I've been with this niggins since you were in middle school doing the soldier boy, you dance. Be quiet. And I don't blame her for that because she has a point.

But wait, it's half and half keys one to two fifth. So how we flip 32 grams row, chop it in a half, get 16, double it times three. We got 48 years in. Hmm. What math is that? Foxy Chad GBT, we should put that in for Foxy's verse on affirmative action to see if it does in fact

add up to three more quarters of a key. But also, why does that matter? If you're not with that person, who cares? Right. It's very easy to say. Like, how is that a stat? If I'm in a happy relationship and they had a 10-year relationship before me

and are not together, like, I'd be like, oh, damn. Got me. It's not a stat. I don't think she was saying it as a stat. It's, I know this person better than you ever will. So you're, instead of you just believing what he's saying, you need to mind your business. And I don't, Remy could be lying about Pat, but me personally, if I'm dating somebody for eight months to a year and they've been with somebody for 20 years damn near, I'm going to

shut up when it comes to their relationship because I don't know that. There's a whole lot of history that I don't know. I can be happy in my relationship, of course. but I'm not going to be speaking about it publicly because I'm very likely to be made to look stupid because for 20 years they got a lot of history with each other and this can go wrong. They can end up back together.

They're still married. I'm just shut up and be happy in my relationship and quiet. Just me personally. Does anybody think that... She knows that version of Pat. She don't know this new healed version. Okay. Does anybody feel like this may be a rollout for...

A loving hip-hop? Yeah. Like Mona may be behind all of it. Well, if she's not behind it, she's definitely on phone calls and emails right now. Yeah, it may have started out organic, but now she's definitely playing chess. Like, does anybody feel like this may be like just a little embellished, just a little bit? Probably. I don't, I don't know.

It's possible. Because you got to think, if this is garnering this much attention on social media, and, you know, you got to think that there's a TV producer somewhere. I mean, I don't know what. Well, I know your answer. I know you wouldn't do this. But if you needed it, I'm not saying they do, would you conspire with your ex and their new partner?

With your partner to like, do this whole thing. We personally know people that have done it. No, of course. There's a whole show called Love and Hip Hopism. Yeah. They even like just make up fucking relationships to do it. Right.

But I don't know. So if this is real and I'm on the side of this. Israel. Can you not see somebody a TV producer reaching out saying, hey, listen. Of course. I'm saying, let's say it's not real at all. And the four of them, I'm including easy to block captain in this, are really conspiring as all four. Like, all right, we know people care about the breakup. Should we just lean into this? And both, all four of us get a bag and go on TV. I don't know if I, again, my ego. I don't know if I'd be able to do that. Me personally, I wouldn't be able to do it. Especially with the history that we do know with Easy and PAP and like that entire thing.

And this is the live ability because now if you're asking Clarissa to be on TV, she has to sign all kind of shit to where she's not going to hit anybody. Yeah. Because if she punched somebody in the face, I mean. Yo, was it Patreon? What were we talking about with the couples? Couples fight night. Duh.

Imagine you doing couples fight night and run into Papp in her. They clean it up the whole restaurant. Have you ever seen Papp fight before? No. That's the scariest couple ever. Pugh, pew, pew, pew, pew. Oh, yeah, the only way to survive the two of them would be to get a gun. Yeah, they might fight them.

Pap is cleaning everybody up too. And Pap gonna rap to you while you hitting you. You should have zig when you zagged and zig-d-d-dick-d-deck. Then he's going to tell you to the Y's. Why would you even get involved? Now you need an X-ray. He'd do the whole alphabet backwards while putting the fucking break. Oh, my God.

Yo, you can't get beat up and then go home and be like, but homie was rapping while he was like a kid. Nah. Don't come home. Yeah, no, you can't come home. You got to bring me that nigga ahead before you allow back in the house. Nah, just kill me. Listen, man, love to pap and rim.

Shout out to Clarissa. Shout out to Easy. Oh, yeah. I don't like to say. Shout out the Easy to Blockhead. That whole name just, can we get, what is this is like abbreviated? Is it just easy? Yeah, I think it's easy.

Easy? Shout out to Easy. Easy. No, you have to say the whole thing. Shout out the easy to block captain. What is he the captain of, though? I might ask him to be funny. I really want to know.

I guess the block he's from. I don't know. Demarest, if you're looking for a real answer to your question, I was asking. I have no idea. I'm going to guess it's the block he grew up on. But it seems like he's saying in generic, like any block. Any block he's the captain. It's easy?

And yeah, it's very easy for him to become the captain. Like, I'm the captain. Anytime he steps anywhere, I'm the. captain yeah look look at me i'm not captain there's just there's some wild rap names the real the real fight should be easy and pap getting in the ring and rapping i agree didn't they have some fisticoff's thing or was that alleged to do we know if that was confirmed i've heard like three different sides of

that story yeah i don't know if that was confirmed the last time i ever heard anything about that i think easy was saying that he invited pap to fight and pap ducked the fade like he was avoiding the fade like that was like one of them snuck the other one though. I think they were trying to say Pat snuck. But then I've heard a story that it wasn't,

he didn't sneak him. That's what I'm saying. Straight up called him and... I can't keep up with this shit. Like I just... I've heard so many different battle rap rounds about that situation.

I just don't know who to believe at this point. Like, somebody clear this up. Yeah. Like, why didn't Lux, like, address this? Do you think that Pat wrote

90% of Remedy's rap? No. But I can tell, like, some of the ones that he did. I mean, he sounded very... He was saying if you, he can go on this email and just start typing.

and then some of the bars and it'll literally pop up like songs that he but remi had so many records before they even like met that's what i'm saying like but i can definitely hear his influence on a bunch of records we've said that even before when they were together like i can even just tell by this pocket and this flow this is a pap to me sheather was all papoos yeah so i can i can see it what was the hit that he said he said on my daughter i wrote oh god i don't even remember but like i don't think I can't really hear Pap on her all the way up. Well, I guess I maybe, maybe I could. But also, if you're a rap couple, like, yeah, why wouldn't you?

Why not? Yeah. We know Remi can write, but we've heard Fat Joe say, Remy writes by herself too, like. Oh, conceited, which would break my heart. Papp said he wrote that? He said he wrote 90% of it. Well, he wrote, yeah, he wrote a significant portion,

and he wrote conceited, yes. I don't know, but again, Though, Remy was one of those that I always thought she did write everything. Yeah. Like Foxy, we know there's been rumors of certain stuff. Kim, we've heard, well, not rumors, like big, rope, a lot of stuff. But Kim also wrote her own shit. Remy, I always thought that was never really like a thing.

I mean, it makes sense, though, if we're a couple, because then I, you know, I get a check from writing. Yeah. You obviously get a check from writing and performing and it being on your albums. I mean, keep the money right here in the family. Why not? It makes sense. And even though I know Papoose and Fat Jop.

Joe like deaded all their beef. I still don't think it was like that cool that he would just be chilling in the studio when they were making their joint album. But I could be wrong. Maybe he was. And also I would like to, just you know I always have to stand up for female rap. That is a big rumor that people hear about Kim or whatever.

That big wrote a lot of Kim stuff. I just want to say that Kim only had one album out when before Big died, all the rest of her albums, Big was dead. So just want to clear that up. We've talked about, because I love Prodigy's book, he straight up said he thought Kim didn't write any of her shit. And when they did the Quiet Storm shit, Kim sat there and wrote the entire verse by herself. Which is what people would call her best verse. Yes, by far.

And probably the best verse on that song, one of them. And also, like, Kim's first album, she was like, what, like fucking 17? Yeah. She wasn't an adult yet. Big taught her how to rap. Like, he taught her out of, you know, her voice and everything. And there's references that Who Kid Leaked that are hilarious. Yeah.

But even Foxy on. unreasonable doubt, like, obviously a 16-year-old Foxy didn't write that, which I think she went on to actually write stuff. But see, I also, I want to take away from that too, because young girls can rap about all of that nasty shit in a good, a good way. I was rapping shit. I had, I was writing versus to the whisper song when I was 11 years old. Were you, like, in the same flow and whisper? Yes. Can I get, like, you whispered your whole 16? Whisper on the pussy. Yes. It was shit that I should not have been saying at 11 years old.

Now you see why you see these IG lives when them girls mean everyone's rapping and the father coming there with the belt. That would have meant you. My parents, but see, this is the thing. Like, my parents, they just, they would have never expected that for me. They have no idea about that. To this day, I don't think they know about that. If your father heard the verse, he would have cried?

Oh, yeah, no. My father, the only time my father, as a father, I would have. My father only hit me two times. I will never forget. The first time was I was wrapping Jump Off. And I said in the car. Yeah, he said, I can make a Sprite can disappear in my mouth. And he punched me in my throat.

Like, just real quick. No, he was just checking to see what the Sprite can was in. Now you'll never do it. Let's close that throat. Yeah. He ain't played out. And what was the second time? Oh, he was a reflex.

He was walking down the stairs and my dad's bald. and I was like a little like just active kid. So I just ran behind him and like slapped the back of his head. And his re like his reaction was just to move his arm and like he knocked me down the stairs. He felt so bad. But it was a replay. He didn't know what was you? He didn't.

I think he just did it automatically. He wasn't even paying it too. Your pops thought them niggas caught up to him after all of them years. I knew this day would come. And he was training for it too. I was the niggas spun the block. How'd they get in the house? Yeah.

That was the first time. Yeah. The only time they were here. Oh my God. Yeah, I've met her, pals. He looks like he had beef in 86. But he's like he's reformed now. One of them niggas from the freak nick came back.

Yo. You know, I saw that you tweeted, uh, there was a private video from your YouTube back in the day that you want to like make available and not tell anyone. Can you give like a hint of what that is? No, I just, I was, so there's a TikTok challenge that was going on. I'll send it to Josh and Josh can pull it up on the screen. There was a TikTok challenge that was going on where people were just posting like old videos of themselves and then like a new video of themselves. So I went looking for all the old videos of myself, but I don't have like normal people ones.

Like I don't have like normal people ones. You know like normal like girls like videos that they do. I don't have that. All of mine are just so embarrassing that they should never see the light of day. And I was just looking. I'm like because my YouTube that I have now is my same YouTube I've had since I was 14 years old. The videos are just private. So I was like, oh, maybe one day I'll unprivate one and just like let it see, let it hit the timeline.

Didn't you have one that you said went like super viral when you did? Yeah, but that'll never hit the timeline. It hit like two million. I had like two million views when I was like 14 years old. What was you know? Give me some keywords. I was one of the first people they ever hit up about like monetization. I remember like getting that email.

You were one of the first people to be monetized on YouTube? I didn't accept it. I didn't accept. I was young. I didn't know what the fuck I was doing. But they email me one monetization. first became available. And you said no, money just sitting in.

I was a kid. I didn't fucking know. What was you doing, rap? I was dancing. It was a dance battle between me and my best friend Lay. Who you met at Brockley City? Okay, yes. Dark skin girl was with it.

Meanwhile, I'm sitting there thinking that Demaris was the one screaming Sharkeeshia, no. I love that video. No, but this was a TikTok challenge and it made me like look. Oh, y'all can't see. It's too dark. No, hit play though. This is the one. It might light up.

This is the one that reached me a few million. Wait, this is the first silhouette challenge? Yeah, but... Wait, how old are you in? That is so loud. Sorry. And this was the one that hit two million views? No.

That will never see the light. You'll never know. I was dancing barefoot on concrete. I showed it to you when we were in a hotel in L.A. Oh, yeah, that's right. I want to rewatch it. You could pat me down to make sure I'm not filming it. You was dancing barefoot on concrete?

Yeah, I just split barefoot on concrete. A split? Yes. Oh, you're a hood baby for sure. I try to tell you that. You were fucking. hood rat like only a hood rat could be trying to tell you that. Demaris's cleaner act up but yeah I really am it's so fun that's what when they be calling me when they was calling me

nunu when they found out that my grandfather was well off I'm like y'all have no idea oh my god I'm like a real hood baby that is hilarious but yeah that's very funny um moving on to to promo videos I guess call it's back in the streets after he shot lord a half a billion dollar promo video with mark Wallberg for two Drake records. Two Drake records that he doesn't have. I just want, all right. I think Khalid, I appreciate his promo techniques, but I would like a real moment from Khalid on this press run of why the fuck that happened.

Because you shot that insane mini fucking movie. Two Drake records is the reason you canceled that entire thing. Like you're Khalid. You have access and resources to everybody. Drake. That's what's going to make or break. Rory, if you had two. Drake records for your album.

I would get them cleared before I called Mark Wahlberg. Oh, well, yeah, yes. But if you've gone off of your relationship in the past that you've had with Drake and this is how you do things like... It was a way different time. To, yes, it was, but to Caled it wasn't. Callet was thinking it was still, everything was cool. Everything was, you know, and Drake was going through a moment and he felt like, nah, bro,

like everything is not the same. Like everything is completely different now. On top of what was going on, plus those records were probably like five years old at that point. Yeah. Calid was walking around Drake concerts. I have two Drake songs, and that was like five years ago. No, I'm not believing that Drake is going to want to put out two records that are five years old when his sound and the sound has changed so much. Well, his sound has changed.

Just confidently put all that money in. And then also like, all right, cool, use that as the rollout too. Clearly, if you're doing that type of promo, you have the rest of the album. Fill in some gaps. Obviously, Drake is the biggest artist, but you're Khalid. Go find other big artists. and that's the promo. I would love to hear the

the Khalid album coming off Drake saying, yo, I'm not putting those two records out. I would go right to it to see like, oh shit. And if I was Calid, I would have leaned into that.

I would the next day out of black, I thought I had two Drake. That would be the new T-shirt. Yeah, absolutely. I would have leaned out. I would walk around Miami with that shirt. Yeah.

Like, I thought I had two Drake records. This album, that would have been the name of the album. This album had two Drake records. And then right where I was going to put those albums, it'd be me talking like, yeah,

So obviously this is a way the record would have been. But obviously things are different. And then I'd replace it with like a black hippie reunion. No. Now you're leaving. Now I'm thinking like a genius that Khalid would be in that situation. Yeah. On the beat that I gave to Drake to do that.

Black hippie? Yeah. That's disrespectful. You can't do that. I mean, Drake said in the comments must be Drake Bell. Yo. That was hilarious. That was tough.

I think he, he was embarrassed. He was just embarrassed. and I think that's why he backed out of it, but he should have leaned him. You have leaned into embarrassment sometimes. I don't think Cala was embarrassed. I think he was like, oh, shit. Like, Drake ain't fucking with me.

It wasn't, I don't think it was embarrassed, man. It was like a, like, oh, shit, I guess he ain't fucking. But I don't think it was embarrassed. This should be embarrassing. But Calid's been doing, Calid is a genius promoter. And yeah, this. Yeah, Caled, Caled is not embarrassed.

Caled knows who he is. He leans into the shit embarrassment. Shit you think Calid shouldn't be doing or wouldn't do is exactly. what he does. And this is no different. This video, what's the guy's name, Ashton? Yeah. This is great promo. I think this is right on par for great Calid

promo. Yeah, no, this is, this is 100% Calid promo. But is this just Calid promo or is this album promo? Because we did see, like, once Caled got super, super famous with the social media shit, he did just do a lot of stuff because he was social media famous. Yeah. I got to get Callag. Is this album related

or is this he's just doing it? I would hope so. I would hope this. album related. It's okay. It is album related. Yeah, it has to be. Callan ain't doing this just for a viral video. He's attaching music to this for sure. He used to do viral stuff all the time just for fun, but now it's usually album related. Calling your album that and not saying a word about Palestine as well. No. Mall, you ever enter a phone plan and just think, wow, this is a great price. And then you get your bill. Yeah. And it's like, nah, this is not the price we said it was going to be. But Boost Mobile does not do that. You pay $25 a month forever.

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Drake announced that OVOFest will be back this summer in Toronto. If you've ever been to OVOFest, Drake had stopped doing it for a couple years, but he announced at Central C's Toronto Show that OVOFest will be back this summer. And I know a lot of people in Toronto were happy to hear that. Is it going to be during... Carabana weekend or? It should be. It's usually around that time since a lot of people will be in the city.

Yeah, it kind of, you know, parlays into part of the caribana weekend. Central C is one of the performers that will be performing. That is a fact. I know he did it at the show. C. will be performing. Drake then announced any other people where he just said, surprise guests will be making an appearance.

And one of the surprise guests will be myself. Is that a surprise? No, it's not a surprise. but I will, I definitely will be going on. Hosted by? No, not hosting. I just want to go and enjoy it. I think you'd be, I've, I watched you host a Benny show.

I think it's a little different though. Like a Benny show on OVO Fest. No, I think you could, yeah, you could just throw money bags out in the crowd. Yeah, let's do it. But, like, actual, like, with coins. Like, let's hurt people. Are you just throwing? Like the little loonies and tunis in Canada?

Yeah. Just throw those out there. Absolutely. But yeah, it was dope to hear that OVO Fest will be back. I never understood why I, I mean, probably scheduled. you know, being busy, he probably wanted to give it a break. But OVOFest was great for Carabanda Week, and a lot of people look forward to that. You know, away from just the parade in Carabana, OVOFest was something that people look forward to as far as this show.

Yeah, it always had great lineups. Yeah. I think it's a great move. I think what Drake needs for public perception right now is to prove that people still absolutely love him, even if you check the streaming numbers, it's clear. But with that said, I think for the perception-wise, seeing, the amount of people that will obviously go to OVO Festing, the artists that will come there, like a lot of the perception of who he's become this can turn. It's a good PR move.

Do you think that there was any slight to J-Co? J-Cole announced that this was the last Well, they said they're going to continue sort of with Dreamville, but no, I don't think it had anything to do with Jacob. I saw the time. Do you think, oh my God. You know people make up anything. Drake was sitting there like, now, now let's bring it back. Now's the time. Bring it back. Because Riley, North Carolina and Toronto were. competing. It's one of the same. Everyone in Riley was like,

I want to go to OVOFest. It's like a thriller and I thought it'd be different. I'm going to piss you off. Dreamville Fest would be the thriller in the situation. I just want to make that clear. I mean, yeah, it probably would be. It's more. It's only because I have so many Toronto artists on,

I thought it'd be different. Exactly. Of course. Exactly. But yeah, I think it's cool. I'm curious what the lineup will be with the, not enemies of Drake, but I just feel like he's not fucking with a lot of people.

So I'm curious what this lineup would look like. Besides Mall and Central Sea. I think it's definitely going to be, I think, a lot of new artists. Yeah, I can see that. I think a lot of new artists are going to, you know, give them that stage and that moment to kind of, you know, get their shit off. I think there'll be some, though, you know, that we'll be surprised to see as well. I think there'll be some reconciliations on stage, maybe. I think future will be a part of it.

Not a surprise. I think future will be a headliner. I think what year did what a time to be alive came out? What was that? 2012? 15, 2014? 2014.

2014, 2015. 2015. Oh, so we're at the 10-year anniversary, right? You know I'm bad at math. I can see my prediction is that they perform that album in its entirety for the 10-year anniversary.

I'm not mad. Just a guess. I'm not mad at that. Because we know they've kind of like reconciled sort of behind the scenes. Yeah. And it was never really an issue with Drake and Future per se. It was more so Drake and Metro, I think, had more of an issue or a little, you know, a little tift.

It was never really Drake in future kind of just got, you know, he was in the middle of it because obviously Metro is his guy. You know, so it was a little moment. I'm misunderstandings and, you know, a little overlay. maybe dating certain women. You know how that thing can make things a little cloudy sometimes. But I'm not bad at that. That's not a bad.

10-year anniversary. That's my prediction. It makes sense. And didn't it come out around the summertime too? September. Came out of September. Oh, September. All right.

So it makes sense. Be around the same time. That would be worth the ticket of admission. Even though I've been critical of that album, that shit live with the two of them would be insane. Time and time and time is on me dancing. Baby, dude, you can just call him. I'm cold.

Okay. No, my. So, Jamaris will, in fact, be there as well. No, I'm surprised. She just let us know. Not cool. Why are you cool? I'm cool. I ain't going.

But, I mean, you know, you guys should go and have a great time. You only want to go to Toronto during Caramette weekend. I'm okay. But y'all should go and have fun. It sounds like it's going to be amazing time. And we don't even know who's performing. Tell me what about it sounds like an amazing time. We don't know.

He announced it on a shitty mic at a Central C show. I mean, that energy, when you got that energy. energy with it. It's going to be crazy. You know, is it coming back, the return, the rebirth? It's going to be wild. Does he have Kanye headline again? One person I can promise you will not be there is Kanye West will not be there. Are you sure?

No, I'm definitely sure. He fake canceled Kanye, but he's still mad tapped in. I don't know. All right, to find mad tapped into Kanye Westra. You'll be tapped in. To what? Let me see how many times you listen to Hell Hit Look. Give me your phone.

Damn. How many years? Your phone died? It just died, yeah. Fuck. I hate it. Sometimes you're forgetting to plug this shit in. Yo, I hate when you ask a nigga, like, let me see you.

No, man. It's dying. It's dying. It's dying. You're going to be soon if you don't charge that bitch and he ended to me. Yeah. Yeah. Damn.

I know. I know. It's not even on streaming. I feel you. Yeah, I feel you. You're right. And I did see June 15, bully. Did see that post.

You got the pre-order? Having the pre-order to something that won't be on streaming is fucking hilarious. Nah, it's going to go straight to my stem player. Yo, Kahn, it better send me my $25. I paid for them little Nazi boots he had on his site and they never shipped them. They never shipped them. They never shipped them. Yeah, man. Because I looked at them. I saw them. I was like, you know, for the snow and like, you know, shit like that in New York, they wasn't bad. I was like, those look like

they could be comfortable snow. No, I mean, German engineering is the highest one. No, they looked like they could be comfortable and it was like, they was only $25 out there. I was like, why not? I didn't even see the boots. You didn't see them? They was like, they was, They was great for like New York winter. Like it was like messy. You can get no snow salt on them. It didn't matter. What do I say?

I don't want to type in Nazi boots, but it's not nothing. It's the yay boots. Okay. Yeah. For these? Yeah. For $20? Oh, no, those are kind of hard.

That's what I'm saying. I'm not a fan of low-tops. I was like, for the boots? Send nose. They never gave them to you? Shit's never shipped. Ma'amie, you got the same shoes on but in reverse colors. I just noticed that.

Do we? Mm-hmm. Okay. Got the belly pack on? There you go. All right. Oh, and I can see the rubber. Oh, yeah.

Those are. That's grip on the sidewalk. Man, you see where I was going. For $20? Even on, like, the subway too. Yeah, these are. For $20, Rory.

I bought them. There's a reason why they were $20. They never existed. Yeah. Can I anybody send me my $20. But it's cool. LaVar bowl got me. And I paid way more than $20 for them shit.

They never sent you in my money? To this day. That is crazy. Wow. Because you paid like, what, $400 for those? More. Yeah, that's crazy.

I never got my Wop umbrella from Cardi and Megan either. I wouldn't know it was available, but that's actually a genius marketing. I know. I was so excited. Did it say wet-ass pussy on it? It said Wap.

It said Wap. On the umbrella? I think it had Cardi and Megan's face. I can't remember because this was so long ago. But I ordered, I never got my Wop umbrella. I really wanted that too. My sister ordered sweatpants. I'm like, nah, you don't get the vision, the umbrella.

So see, so instead of saying Mall deserves this smoke, you should have said, where's my umbrella, Cardi? She don't know. That's her market and sales. Somebody over there in her hotel suite, though. Where are the umbrellas at, sitting at? They should have sold mops.

Like, I would have bought that for clean-mops. Wops, mops? Pop-mops. Oh, that's just so wet. Peace, bleep that out. They ain't paying us for that. You think they're going to... It's too late for what?

The 10-year anniversary? They're just going to sell mops? Yeah, at the five-year anniversary is a thing now. They're going to have a show of five years now, right? The song came out three years ago? That song came out. Boy, this might be the five-year-old. Yeah, please bleep that, man.

We didn't get it. Nah, fuck that. No, it's copyrighted if we said it right now. That's copyrighted. Speaking of amazing inventions, I'm reading this. I don't know why these people posted this. I saw this over the weekend. The app is called, you're canceled.

When you've made plans that you wish you could cancel, you go into the app and press a little button. If the other person presses theirs too, congratulations, confetti exploded, and your plans are canceled. If you press yours, but the other person doesn't, your plans remain intact and they never find out you wanted to cancel why this app doesn't exist and why they just gave this out for free like this should be in my iOS now wait the plans remain intact yeah so if I hit the button and the other person doesn't they don't know that I tried to cancel

and you know you just go do something you didn't want to do but if you both hit it anonymously you see it's kind of like a like Tinder if you both swipe and you get matched that would be the same thing with the plans that we have okay but if okay because I don't you lost me a little bit bit. So if I hit cancel and you don't, he'll never know. They'll never know that I tried to cancel the plans. Because you've ever been at home like, damn, I really don't want to do this. And like, you even like send a feeler out there. Like, hey, you know, if you're busy, like we could reschedule. No, my favorite is y'all that says was supposed to snow tonight. It's August. Oh, that's my. Yeah. In August, it snows. So essentially, everyone would have this app and you could hit that button

because I feel like sometimes two people both don't want to go do plans, but they're scared to say and cancel. Like, so they just both go and do something. Have you ever had like a relief? Like, oh, you don't want to go either? Yes, absolutely. This app can do that. All right, but if I hit the button cancel and you don't. They'll never know that I try to cancel.

You just have to go do the plans. No one's the wiser and just you have to go do it. But if you hit it, it gives me an alert that the plan is canceled. If you both hit it, then we both get a notification. So we have dinner plans Thursday. This is for passive aggressive. No, listen. So if we have dinner plans Thursday.

Yeah. You say, yo, Ma'all, what's up? Let's go get something to eat Thursday. Let's say it's attached to our. I send a calendar. I send a calendar invite. Yeah, it's Tuesday. I'm like, now I ain't going. I hit cancel. You don't. So we still go and I don't know that you tried to cancel. But if you hit, if you hit cancel Wednesday, then you get a notification. And the same thing is canceled. Yes. But if you don't, I have to go Thursday.

I mean, but so just a sense of you just never know that I really didn't want to go. Exactly. Unless you. It's like perfect for passive aggressive friends. Oh, okay. You can see me. If I got a date, I'm a can't, I'm going there and cancel just to see if he did it. And if I get it. And if I get. that confate? Oh, so you didn't want to go on the fucking date with me, you fucking bitch. Women will always find a way to just ruin it. Yeah, baby. I don't think that's what it was for. You ain't had to go that way with it.

Like, you could have just... No, because you caught. Caught what? I was only doing it because I felt like you didn't want to go. And that's all, that's a real thing. You never went through with it and y'all both going, you'd be like, yo, for real, I didn't even want to come. I wanted to stay home.

Y'all both be like, yo, why you ain't just say something? I would have stayed on. Yeah, all the time. Exactly. So this is what this will do. This will give you the opportunity to be like, and it should be something with it. Like, yo, listen, the other party responded,

but you don't know what I said. Rory would, this is the thing, no. Rory would do that with everything he ever had to go to. He would hit cancel. The moment the calendar, if I went out, I would. It's an auto response. It's like, wait, auto pay is? Everything on the calendar is going to, it comes with that setting.

Auto cancel. I'm not going. Absolutely, auto cancel. You know, like, we want Uber eats and it'd be like, yo, substitute or like refund item, automatic refund. I'm like, no, I'm not going. Yeah, I have to stop, like, making plans when I'm in a, like, good mood.

Like, those rare times, I'm like, yeah, I'd love to have human interaction. Yeah. And then two hours passes. And I'm like, why would I ever think I was going to be in that mood? That's why I was like, Rory, just let me know two hours before. Because that's, just give me two hours, please. We had fun yesterday. We did have fun.

Screamed at the TV. Yo, Amar kept giving him hugs because he was so upset about the Knicks. So, like. Oh, she's your emotional support. Oh, okay. She kept, like, kissing him, and he'd be like, thanks, Mar Mar, like, she was, because we were at one point, me and Rory didn't sit down.

We were standing there, you know, you're standing there looking at the TV like this. You mean when they went down 20? No, when they were coming back and still fucking up the comeback. Bro. Well, when they was coming back and Brunson was still on the bench, the whole New York was like, what the fuck?

I heard that, I heard it. No, I was the only one saying, keep his ass on the bench. I was like, I don't care if he was at a shitty game. He's still fucking Jalen Brunson. Get him on the floor. I get that, but he just was, he was fucking up. momentum. He was fucking up the momentum. So there's too much isolation one-on-one

when he's in the game. I keep telling people, teams are going to figure that out. Like, as great as Brunson is, you can't play one-on-one, just want to pick-and-roll, pick-and-roll, every possession and not think that a great defensive team like the Pacers is not going to figure that out. Yeah. They're going to

figure it out. Dog. I mean, once we put Kat at the point, he was bringing the ball up, I was like, listen, man, I'll take anything. Brody was like, now, Cat, the point guard. Now, that's who needs to play better. Kiddy Cat got to play a little better than... Kitty Cat won the game last night. What are you talking about? Last night. Let's go to the first two games.

Oh. It's a difference. I don't know. He was our Robert Ory. He was our Aaron Boone. Like, cool. He delivered when we fucking needed him. Yeah, but that's, and I hate to go into the Knicks, but that's the one thing I hate about the Knicks. It takes for a player to have

20 points in a quarter to win by six. What was so funny was it showed the first half. He had four points this quarter, 16. It's like, it's like, come on, bro. like I was really, I got in my tinfoil bag when they called the first travel in NBA history on cat. I was like, I was like, what happened? I said they called a travel.

He said, in the NBA? Everybody. He was supposed to. Since when do they call travels in the fucking NBA? And it wasn't a travel, which is the wild shit. And you didn't call double dribble on game one when we fucking lost like that shit. I was like, this is a conspiracy. Oh, double dribble on Halliburton?

Yeah. Yeah. With that magnet ball. I hate Halliburton. I, it's not a lot. A lot of people I hate that, I don't know. Entire New York hates Halliburton right now. Everybody hates him.

He's just so cocky with it in pink-lipped. I don't like him. Is he? You think he's cocky? He. I don't think Halliburton is, is, like, egotistical at all. I think that's why the Paces are so successful because their superstars not really egotistical. He has been in this area.

I've taken everything. Every shot has been perplexed. Do you see his face every single time he makes a shot, does anything his face? Well, I think that's part of the rivalry with Nick's paces. But I think him, Halliburton, I don't think he's ego. Oh, I'm sure he's a great guy in real life. Who gives a fuck? No, no, I'm not talking about that.

I'm talking on the court. I don't, I don't see ego with him. I think he knows he's good. Obviously, I think that's part of being a great and made player. You have to know he's played. He's fucking phenomenal. Yeah, but I don't think he's ego. It's amazing.

Yeah, no, he's a great player. I like his guy. I don't like it. But there's something about his face, though, right? Just, ugh. It's the shoulders in the jersey. It's like they sit up a little high. Like, he's still got a hang gun in his jersey.

So it's kind of like, I hate his trot back. Yeah, yeah. Like the trap back on defense is kind of like it pisses me. I don't even like the confidence he instills in his own teammates. Even when he's being a good leader, it's just like, look. Yeah, the way he gets others involved and makes the game so easy. I just fucking hate that. You ever, like, go to, like, summer basketball camp and you can just identify the kid you're not going to get along with, like, within the first hour.

That's how I feel about him. Like, I'd walk and be like, we're not going to get along. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's not for any good reasons. Like, I could just look at him and tell. Roy hate him because he good looking. Halliburton? Mm-hmm.

Okay. That's all. I feel like men hate him because he good looking. And, well, I mean, obviously he's cooking your team too. But when you're like, I hate his face. It's not that he's cooking the Knicks. It's like, ugh, he thinks he cute. Like, that's what you think it is.

That's what she thinks that shit is. Never mind the Knicks are down too old. The fact that he hit that fucking shot at the buzzer to go to overtime and then nothing to do it. His hair is a fucking. It's not because he's a new Reggie Miller. I loved Reggie Miller. I love Reggie Miller.

I feel like I fucking hated Reggie Miller. That bitch, you know, that bitch thinks she all at. Like, that's what they give. Jalen Brunson's handsome. I love to him. Speak to it, baby. He's talking to you. He's talking to you. He's not talking to you.

I'm definitely not talking to me. I'm definitely not talking about. I can promise you. He's not talking about. Jaylen Brunson, man, greatest Nick ever. I love him. But he got to get his shit together. Greatest Nick ever?

In my generation. Why are you listening to me? I don't watch basketball. Because you, you know, Rory Koside that. Oh, yeah. I'm not listening to you. I caught the tail end of Patrick Ewing. I wasn't really there.

Okay. It's just a young, young child. Yeah. Shout out to Josh Hart. He sacrificed himself for the greater fucking good, yo. Listen, man. Did you see that? What he do?

If he needs my heart. Do you see that rebound? Yeah. He sacrificed himself for the greater good. To grab a rebound? Yeah. That was a wild board. And when that knee cracked, I was like, you get at mine.

Like, whatever it'll take for him to get back. Take both my knees. Because his knees are way better than my, like, take both my knees, put them together just just to maybe equal some of your injured knee. I'm happy they got that one. That was a good win last night for the Knicks. They needed that. He had the free throws right after.

Josh Hart, Kat and Josh Hart won that fourth quarter. Oh, absolutely. Brunson did deliver for two free throws and that one layup, but it was them. They got to put my man champagne campaign back in the lineup, though. He got busy. Yeah, I got to get on my champagne campaign. Like, they got to let him loose, man. He come in.

He don't got no fear. Whether it's game four. No strategy. Game four facing elimination. It could be game four. the season or game four and we face an elimination campaign is coming out there and he's letting it go yeah you need a nigga that ain't got no conscience sometimes because sometimes the moment is what gets you playing out of your norm so you need somebody from coming like oh this is

eliminate if we lose we go home he don't know what he's not looking at the quarter the score you don't know the series scores just got to get these shots up all i know is i can see the hoop i can make it that's all can you need a nigger on the floor that feel like as long as he can see the hoop he can make it put champagne campaign back in the lineup tips you almost fuck the pack up last night with that switch you did don't do that again he reminds me like when jr smith used to lock in like off the tip jr smith would get the ball shoot from half court yeah first quarter like oh you need somebody i was feeling it i was feeling wow because the defense don't know what's going to happen when he's on the floor they don't know if he's getting into a pick and roll or if he's going to shoot from half you need the

defense keep them guessing keep the defense guessing you got to put champagne campaign back in the lineup I'm ruled for them. Well, shit, game four? Game four. Game four is tonight, if you're listening. Yeah. Hopefully they get this win. I think they will.

The Knicks play better on the road than they do at home during the playoffs, which is absolutely crazy. But, I mean, listen, man, I'm ruling for New York. A win is a win. I don't care how they get it. Just bring it back to New York at least two. We need two, two. I don't come back three, one, because that's going to put too much pressure on game five at the garden. Come back two, two.

So the garden could feel like, all, we need this to go up three, two. Let's get closer to this finals run. But yeah, man, happy they got game three. They needed that win. We need to, the first two games were so close. I think we just needed to go down 20. Just get back in our element. You need to feel it.

You need to, like, sometimes you got to look. I said to Maris, we said, all right, finally we back to the Knicks. Yeah, go down 20. Got to get humble. Fight back. The only way we know how to win. Yeah, I love it. Do we have voicemails?

You've got mail. Yo, yo, what up, Roy, Maul? Damaris. What's going down? Sound like fat Joe. Specifically, I want to hear the Bears on this. All right. Now, I'm going to have a two-party to this,

so hopefully y'all can hear both of them. Long story short, I was in a relationship with a girl, had sex with a girl, thought I actually, you know, got her pregnant. Swag. And everything, we had the kid. We had some issues, rocky relationship, decided to co-parent. I haven't seen her since. The last time I actually seen the child was four.

years old. That was back in 2019. I don't know where they're at. I've tried looking for them. I've tried putting myself on child support. Nobody can find nobody. And I'm not like, this ain't no bullshit. I'm not on social media, so

you know, that's out of the question. People have tried finding them, but let's be real. You can make your name or whatever you want to. Demerisovina. So my problem is, is one, I'm out here and I'm not ugly. And obviously nobody's actually going to themselves ugly, actually, I take that back.

It's a wild turn. But regardless, I am attractive. I'm not a... We're not doubting you, bro. Like, you see me walking down the street, you follow me. Nah, but like, you have a conversation with me, we talk, and everything. It's always good. I just can't find a woman out here with the same values that I have. So what do you suggest I do, demerits? I know you don't necessarily like men or like that, but I'm definitely interested. Well, as the voicemail went, I see why they left.

Mm-hmm. First of all... I get it. You're trying to convince... In audio, trying to convince us you're attractive. Like, all, we get it, bro. We're not saying otherwise. You get it.

Well, you get ridges. We get it. First of all, Anastasia, find your family. Like, I... That's why... Like, I need more details on that entire thing. All right, so for four years, you were co-parenting, and then they just disappeared.

Like... Well, she probably would be with a real father. But my thing is... Damn. I'm stump. Mm-mm. But he's not ugly. Yeah, he ain't ugly

He ain't going to turn heads And I'm like that But if you have a conversation When I'm brorean, you know But then I was thinking Like would someone follow him down the street Because he was so attractive But he cleared that up for me, thank God

Because I was really thinking that Yeah I was, what did he said to end? What does he need advice with? I don't. He said, okay But he wanted to let me know on audio That he got a kid he don't know where they're at

All these bitches don't have morals They're not up to his speed How attractive he is Or like how amazing he is So like what should he do? I you might want to get on social media you might want to

I'm serious you might want to get on social media find your family find your next wife but social media will help you can't talk all this shit how amazing you are and you can't date

you misplaced your family like how you lose like he lost his keys like where's my family at how you lose your family wait that was like his

his kid that was his girl and his kid he said he got the girl pregnant she ended up keeping it They co-parented for four years. I'm right so far? And then they just disappeared. Can't find them.

Are they okay? I don't know. And are you leaving out, like, I don't put this on his jacket, but are we leaving out like a key point? Is this like the plot to enough? Like, you, you know, for your girl to pack up and leave with her kid and not, you don't know what they're at. You're a piece of shit, bro.

That's why I say I'm going to put on his jacket. What woman is? That doesn't really track. They don't just disappear unless something. Yeah, what woman is leaving her baby father, her boyfriend, if he's not like I'm just talking my pack up he don't even know where y'all are at leave

like that means something like she's getting away from something she's no she's running away from something that's why I say either he not the father or he is and she don't want him to be one or the other and it's not even like all right they just had the baby

and like can't figure out the co-parents and she's like it's probably better if I just did four years in like that's wild to just up and leave because even your child at four is going to have some questions. Like, Mommy, what the fuck are we doing right now? Yeah. Yeah, that's wild. Yeah, you got a, is it a two-parter?

Yeah. Does he give us like an update in the second part? Let's get into it. So, I found him. The other part of the story is I was in a relationship for 10 years, two years in, we end up having a child. I raised a child. Actually, let me rephrase that.

She came three months early. So I watched her growing the incubator and everything. Like it was major. I was coming in every day to see her, you know, watching in an incubator doing chest to chest. It was a major thing. By the time she was four, the mother just disappeared with her. I've tried looking for it multiple times. I was online at one point, couldn't find her.

I'm not online anymore. That's the same. It's different though. Second part. He's updating. He's saying the same thing. things, but it is a different voicemail. It's not the same one. It's the same person, yeah,

but not the same voicemail. Go ahead, John. Fine, keep it. Like, I have no socials at all. You cannot find me on social media by no means. And, I mean, I like that for real because fuck social media me. He got ADHD. You know, I just fucked a lot of things up.

Which, you know, kind of goes right along with the first message, voicemail I left, y'all or left to Mary specifically. But I just trying to figure out, like, one, how do you get over something of not knowing whether a kid's yours or not? And two, how do I get back out here when all these girls out here are women just in general

have played the fuck out of me and all of them have had kids on me and nobody's truth. And it ain't just me and it ain't just the women I'm picking. Well, actually, I've never been through that. Wait, no, but literally, it ain't just me and the women I pick. That's exactly, it's both sides. It's a specific type of woman that will have a kid on a guy and not tell a guy that would just disappear. Like, that consistently happens, bro, it's the women you're picking. At four years old, too?

Did I understand that right? This was a separate 10-year relationship. And then he had the kid with them and then they left a four-year? No, that's the same. So what did the 10-year relationship, that was like a side chick or something? It's the same thing. That's why I'm saying like... They went together 10 years.

They had a kid two years in, right, to the relationship. Or something like that. Yo, this is Remy Ma and Foxy Math. I'm so fucking confused right now. Yeah. Wait. You're confused. I'm fucking confused, Roo.

Sorry, but... No, but wasn't the first voicemail like they weren't together? Like, he just splashed in her and she kept it? No, that was no. So was a 10-year relationship? This is... There's no way two women both left him when the kid was. four years old. So that has to be the same relationship, same kid.

Yeah, if two women left you after they had kids on you on the side, that's like, remember the dude that told us at the house party? He was like, yeah, I made 27 girls squirt. I looked at that nigga like he was a unicorn. I was like, what? He said, Damaris, he said in a rule full of women. I made 27 women squirt. Wait, who said that? This dude that was at a house to house party one night. You remember most of that story? You know what they made him do? What they do? They made him pull his dick out.

facts. What did it look like? De Maris, I will slap this shit out. Remarst, don't play with me. Damaris, do not play with me. No, no, no, no, try to laugh. Do not play. Don't play with me.

The guys left the room. What did they tell you it looked like? They didn't say, we didn't, we didn't ask. You didn't inquire? Yeah, I know that when we came back in a room, like, the women didn't look impressed. What they were all sitting there like, this nigga line. But it beat up never, you know,

you know, I got the stroke. I don't know. I just know that a nigger's saying that he made. 27 women squirt and a rule full of women is absolutely true. You pair me with the right, like, vibrator. It'd be the street of size niggins that make women. If I got a teammate, I could get, yeah, I'm putting up 27. With the rose.

No, I want to know that. Back to this gentleman. It's got to be the rose, though. It's just me. It's got to be the rose. Sir, I don't know what's going. Where is he from? I don't know.

I don't want to know. He got a lot going on. Yeah, I don't know, though. Like, I think you might need to call in live so we can kick it with you because this is a lot going on. Yeah. I agree with that. Can he call in live?

I'll give him my phone number. He can call. Hit the DM. You know what I'm saying? Leave your number. Let us know that it's you that call that, you know, the girl left when she had the kid. You can't find him. We're going to talk to you in real time and try to get like to the bottom of this because

I do want to help you in some way. Like I'm not even being funny. I do want to help him find this woman and this baby just for some type of closure. Because that has to fuck with your mental at some point. Yeah. Like check the senses. There's no way your family would leave and you wouldn't be able to find them. Unless you did some wild shit and a program took them and put them somewhere else.

And purpose and can't find. We need more. This is not. She left him. How great 3000 said, 16 ain't enough. 16 is not enough here. So this voicemail is not enough. We got to call you real time and really break this.

Like I would dedicate a Patreon episode to putting him on Zoom. Yeah. If he said, okay, so outside of his missing family. He would be the first guest on the Patreon Zoom Zoom room. Let's have him on a Zoom Zoom room. Let's have him on a Zoom. It's a brilliant. That's a brilliant name.

Yeah, let's have him on a Zoom Zoom. Room. Let's get him on a new platform. Because I want to look this gentleman in the face. I mean, I actually think Boost Mobile now owns ZoomZoom room. Boost. Thank you. So as far as him getting back out there, let's say he's not a terrible person at.

Let's say that he's not. Nobody's leaving unless you're a terrible person. Yeah, that's the part you're missing. He got to be horrible. Demaris, to pack up and take your child and never speak to the child's father. Like you said, either it's not his or he's just a piece of shit.

It's one and other. He said that women are having babies on him, so obviously it's not his. So she probably went back to the baby father. Yeah, but still no closure, no nothing, no color. That's ice cold. That's crazy. I mean, women can be very cold sometimes

when they're trying to avoid a situation. Like, you know, I'll take accountability for that. You don't find somebody. Like, you know, you found somebody else. you getting back with the child's father, you don't want to explain yourself to the other one. What I'm getting is that they don't, more than they don't like you, they don't respect you. So you are not garnering respect from the women that you're dating. That's why they feel so comfortable cheating on you.

I know some people, they be like, oh, a woman is a cheater is a cheater. No, there's women who there's some people they'll cheat on and some people they won't. So if you, if she knows she can cheat on you and stay, she's going to do that. So it's not just about picking more women. It's about respecting yourself enough to leave and carrying yourself with respect that a woman know she can't play in your face. If you give food, nigga, if you give, I can spend this nigga money. I know he's going to take care of me. He's going to take care of my kid and I can do whatever to him and he's not going to leave me.

Then that's what's going to happen. So you need to have more self-respect for yourself. And sometimes men take that and they go too far and start becoming assholes. And you don't got to do that. But just hold yourself in a higher esteem like you, that nigga. Become that nigga. Act like that nigga. And then women will treat you like you that nigga.

Or he just told us how attractive he was. Yeah. Or you got to do a silly toe harpoon. No. you do not and we do not advocate for violence against women especially in this media couldn't even find her to do it was a great movie baby d that's what i'm saying it's a great i'm calling cap four years all right i still don't understand the 10-year relationship part but four years of co-parenting a child you didn't meet one family member or one friend hmm not one not one person you could ask from her side like yo

they're gone not one you know a lot of people are not cool with their families there's no way there's single person that didn't show up to your child's birthday for four years that you could be like, yo, where the fuck did they go? No, Rory, you're missing the deeper part of that. He said he was going to the hospital while the baby was in the incubator doing chest to chest. Yeah, skin of skin. They put the baby. That's not his?

Bro, that is. First of all, skin to skin is like, even like without premature births, that's a thing. So that's happened to fathers when they realized it wasn't theirs. You're doing skin to skin immediately, yeah. That is crazy for a woman. As a woman, you're supposed to be 100% sure that this baby before he take off his shirt in the fucking delivery room and start doing skin and skin.

I'm sure every father that was there for a birth that it ended up not being theirs did skin to skin. I mean, the process is right to the mother, then they clean the baby off, and then it goes right to the dad for skinned skinned skin. That is great. And that's not his? But that, I mean, that's a standard.

Bro, we're watching a baby growing an incubator that's not yours, and then the woman just leave one. I'm the one that's going to disappear in four years, not them. That's what I'm saying. Like, you know, he's the first, he's the first guest on the ZoomZoom room for sure. How can we, uh, oh, his emails right there. Email him, Josh.

Tell him that we want him on Zoom Zoom room. And we got to make it happen on Patreon, man. Got to. And I, oh, God, I hope it doesn't turn out to be like a piece of shit. And you better not be ugly because if you are, I'm going to tell you since you just had to tell us how cute you are. Tell him to his face, baby, Dee. We're going to face that one. This is what I think is going to happen.

We're going to give him a Zoom link and he's going to keep his camera off. No, we're not doing that. You can't talk all that shit. No, we're not doing that. What's the highest identity? Doesn't have social media. No, fuck that. Good.

So nobody's going to be able to reach out to him after that. Whether he's ugly is not. Nobody can be able to tell him he's ugly. Do you think not having social media is a red flag? I recently, someone recently. I think that's the greatest of all flags. Slim, like neon green. And they don't have an IG.

Love it. I can see it being a red flag. Why is it a red flag? Just initially. because I think in women's case they'd be like, oh, he's probably married or like trying to hide something. But once if you do your research

and you're just a guy that doesn't fuck with social media, I think it's an immediate green flag. But you can see how that would be a red flag out the gate because I'm sure there's plenty of married men that meet women are like, oh, I don't have a Facebook. No, women I've met told me they don't have Instagram, they don't have Twitter, and I wasn't broke. Where do they hide those? Red flag.

Red flag, she's married, done. That wasn't a thought. Well, that's... No, I'm saying... As a woman... Switch switching it, yeah. It's a thought. Men be married as fuck.

or gay married or gay women be having babies on the side yeah but like you'd see that they were pregnant yeah yeah but I mean if men could have a baby on the side you wouldn't know like this gentleman he's with a girl he thought that was his kid it's not

I'm just saying it like I'm just saying it's not it's not it's not it is so what's worse the fact maybe not being yours or her not having an Instagram and even the fact the way he's saying it's so calm like he must know that kid's not his that's why I think he's so cool about this entire thing. Yeah.

If he thought it was, if he thought that this was his child, he would not be calling in. He would be on Route 80 right now just trying to find any spot that they could have went to. Ah, figured it out. He's using this as his alibi. He killed her. Oh, fuck. He killed her. Cold case.

The baby isn't his, so he didn't care. He killed the baby. Oh, now we're he. getting dark. Keep it. I'm just saying. These are real people, by the way. This feels like we're going to be on a Netflix documentary in two years.

He's using us as his alibi. Like, Leah, look, I went on my favorite podcast and voicemail don't know where they're at. He's trying to tie us into his alibi. Okay. Well, if that is the case, if this gentleman is listening, I promise you all footage will be given over to the feds. We will not protect you.

They can have the raw footage. I can't wait you. They can have everything. We will fully cooperate. However, the federal government wants to do it. I can't wait to get it. It was him. I can assure you, we will not help you in the situation.

Who did that with that picture of me in Leonardo? Fuck you, man. That shit was so funny. Fuck you, man. Whoever that was. Hey, I thought about making that our avie on socials. No, that was fucked up. That was funny.

That was funny. All right. Well, yeah, that was wild. I'm excited for this follow-up. Yeah, Josh, please email this guy and let's get him in the Zoom Zoom room, man. Let's get to the bottom of this fucking malarkey. It's a malarkey.

If, in fact, it is his kid and like, not, because I'm calling the police too. Like, he left out shit that makes no sense. You would definitely talk to one of her friends or family. You'd call the police. Even if that wasn't your kid, you'd be like, yo, there was a four-year-old child and a woman here, and now everything's gone.

Like, what if something did happen to them? Right. Like, that's why I'm going to be. calling cap on a lot of this shit that he's leaving something huge out that he knows is why they left because there's no way your four-year-old kid and your girl or co-parent just leave yeah and you don't call the police it's wild times man we're gonna figure it's like what if something did actually happen to them he just he's just cool trying to find the new girl he's like oh they're gone let me go try to date again yeah we're gonna find out we're gonna talk to him we definitely kick

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