New Rory & MAL - Episode 375 | The Love Boat

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

And we're back. Barely. Mal had a to do a quick pit stop on his way to the studio after eating greasy vegan food last night (3:15). But we're here and we are ready for Game 5 at the Garden (13:18). Cardi B and Stefon Diggs made waves on social media partying on the love boat (24:15). Clipse is releasing their new album through Roc Nation which has Rory and Mal predicting who will be featured on the project (52:40). Plus, JLo is out here kissing women on stage for no reason (1:17:20), and we try to help a caller who might have fumbled his girl by accidentally sending her a video she wasn't supposed to see (1:38:03) #volume *Timestamps may vary due to advertisements See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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It's fine because we're presented by Boost Mobile. Doesn't matter what happens to your pants. You could call and get some new pants. That's it. My mobile is wild boosted right now. I don't know if that, I don't know what that means. means. You never had your mobile boosted?

Absolutely. Yeah. For a boboos mobile. Exactly. There you go. Anyways. How are you feeling? Oh, not good, actually.

Well, my stomach was a little on the ride in. My stomach was messed up. Ate something that kind of upset my stomach last night. So I had an interesting ride into the city. What is greasy vegan food? Like, how could they cook? Anything that's cooked with oil and fried? I felt like you guys take oil out of your diet, too.

No. No. Vegan is not healthy. It's just absence of food. animal product. Not healthy. It can be healthy. It can be healthy, but just because it's vegan doesn't mean it's automatically.

Oh, yeah, no, no, no. Just, yeah, vegan doesn't mean because there's definitely bad vegan food for sure. Oh, no, we know there's bad vegan food. There's great vegan food, too, though. We've had some. My frat brother from Philly, he had the hot dogs and burgers and everything. Mm-hmm. That was good vegan food.

Yeah, but I'm talking about, like, that's like still, like, fast food vegan. Yeah, okay. I'm talking about good cuisine, good, like, five-quets. horse. Got you. Okay. So you were feeling a little crazy

and you went in some? A little crazy, man. So Ack and got some. No, definitely. God, no. I didn't go see Ack. I just ordered some food

from the spot last night. And it's usually good. I don't want to throw them out there. But the food is usually good. Last night, I don't know. Whoever was the chef last night kind of got a little heavy handed with the. I heard he was the chef up north.

Yeah. He should have got left up north. So kind of upset my stomach and riding in today. Y'all know how much, how much slack I give female Uber drivers. Mm-hmm. But I'm here to say that had it not been for this female driver that drove me into the city today, Rory, I may have come in here with a diaper.

Okay, wow. So this is pretty much like your version of Remember the Titans. Yes. Like you finally saw the people you hate as human beings. I'm Sunshine. Yes. No, Sunshine was the only cool white. Gary was super racist and became unracist within 12 minutes.

Yeah, yeah. So yeah, okay. So this was your, where they go to Gettysburg or whatever? Yes. Like you finally saw. That's exactly where I went. She was your Julius. The bathroom that she took me to, this lady was so helpful, she knew where one of the

cleanest, and you know how tough it is to find a clean bathroom in Manhattan, unless you go to like a real restaurant and use that bathroom. But you naturally were like women are only supposed to clean so she would know where to go. I mean, I'm just grateful because only a woman would have known where this bathroom was. I mean, it smelled like bleach and top job and, like, fabuloso. It was like they just cleaned the bathroom and opened for business. I'm going to guess she had baby wipes in the glove box. No, I had baby wipes.

You know, I keep baby wipes in my bag at all time. So I had my baby wipes. I wasn't, you know, too nervous about that. But I thought I had to throw up. I thought it was, you know, throw up. You could just pull over anywhere, throw up outside the car. She didn't end the trip. Like, she chilled?

She didn't end the trip. She dropped me off. I don't know how this lady knew where this was. Well, she said she had went there one night, and she always remembered how clean the bathroom was because she's like a germaphobe. And so she took me to this, this diner, dropped me off, waited for me,

went in there, did what I had to do. It was real quick, right to it, didn't have to wait. You know, sometimes you sit down, you got a wait, scroll on your phone. No, we was right there at the rim. We was waiting for it. It was like a layer.

No, you was right there at the room. You know, that's what me, me. I was at the rim. Went in there, used the bathroom, came out, she was right there, asked me if I wanted me to, if I wanted her to take me to get some tea,

some peppermint tea. No, this lady was... Did you book her for the day? Is she outside right now? Listen, she was a godson, bro. Okay. This lady was sent to me this morning because God knew that I was going to need her.

Because you know what it is? Your body, it's weird how when you get closer to your destination where you know, once I get to my office, I can use the bathroom. Yeah. It's how it goes. Your muscles and everything are just like, all right, we're good.

They just relax. Everything relaxes. And she knew what his bathroom was. So thank you to that lady. She absolutely saved my pants and my underwear today. An angel. She's the patron saint of bubbleguts. No, she's the Charmin Angel.

You know the Charmin Angel? The Charmin Angel. Two-Lah. Oh, she's the two-plied Charmin Angel. She got me to the bathroom. It was a great, great, clean, nice, clean bathroom. Everything was great. They had air freshener.

They had Clorox wipes for the seat in case you want to do. It was just beautiful. A real candle on the shelf that was lit. I was like, oh, this is, I almost like pulled my pants all the way down. to the ankle. You know when you get that comfortable? Like, yeah. Because usually you keep it right here. Maybe just kick one leg off. Yeah. It was like, I was ready to. I was, oh, no, this is like, they know, they take care of this place. You're okay with your pants even touching. Oh, my God. It was, it was amazing.

It was an amazing experience. So I was able to get here, uh, you know, nice and clean. I have my wife's, thank God. And I have my, she buy an ad. Uh, no, she, I, I want to give her an ad. I definitely want to give her an ad. Was she cute? She was okay. She was, she wasn't like, you know, she wasn't a, she wasn't a, uh, bugle wolf. She wasn't a smoke show and nothing like that, but she was, you know, she was... But her bathroom knowledge, like, made her more attractive. Like, the way, like, women will find a funny guy. Oh, I was ready to, like, kiss her in the

mouth after that. Like, that was amazing. I was like, how did you know that? Yeah. Like, a man, Rory, he would have dropped me off on the corner and sped off. He would have got mad that I made him missed the light. He wouldn't even listen to hey, pull over. Yeah, no. He would have just, you know, I would have shit right on myself and had to walk like a penguin and find some

clean underwear and clean pants. I didn't expect us to start the pod with bowel movements, but I guess while we're here. Yeah, we're here. This was Monday morning. I actually forgot to tell, well, I just actually didn't think you guys cared, but we're here now, so fuck it. I was making a morrow breakfast Monday morning before we came to record. What was on the menu? I mean, there was some healthy stuff, but I was making bacon because she loves bacon.

Okay. It's definitely my daughter. It's not the red hair. It's just her love for bacon. So, you know, when bacon grease pops a little bit, I try to keep her away. so I can feel her like tugging at my leg and I'm like Amara hot hot grease step away and I realize she doesn't have a diaper on.

She's hot hot. I'm like when I turned around before she had a diaper on. Where's the diaper? So I then fully turn around and you know my living room and kitchen. White couches. I turn all the way around

look past the island kitchen and I can see a dragged diaper from basically where the window is across the whole. carpet just a shit stain all the way so she took her diaper off and I didn't see it I'm just going by the evidence the splatter I followed a follow what are those cops call when they when they do the blood splatter shit you didn't need a black light you know all the lights could have been off and I could see that shit dragged it all the way across my carpet yeah

so then I mean you have a very nice car very soft so she probably you know when I moved in Amara this was like two years before Amara even existed in my balls. Yeah. So I bought white couches. Yeah. White carpet. Like everything looked like belly. Museum.

Yeah. And didn't, my mom kept saying, like, you should probably get couch covers and like do something different. Like, mom, it's fine. What do you know? Yeah. So I then turn the burner down, run over to try to get the carpet cleaner shit. And while I'm doing that, I turn over in a,

Mara is dragging her naked ass across the couch cushions. So there's now a shit streak going on the couch from cushion to cushion. She's a little Picasso. And like she likes to jump on the couch and she thought it was hilarious. Anytime dad's fucking freaking out and frantic, she just starts giggling. Yeah. So she's jumping on the couch and landing on her butt. Yeah.

Because that's what she does on the trampoline on the couch. But she still has a shitty ass. So now there's just streaks of shit. all over my white couch I would have started crying did you start crying? No I remember like

drastic things don't bother me like I started laughing I didn't even like Once it happened I was like What else you're gonna do In the moment? You have to laugh

I was like You know what Let me just burn this place down Yeah Yeah Mark get your toys We're torching to join That shit doesn't bother me

Like I said Like when the train doors Close in my face And there's one Two minutes behind That makes me cry But that, no, I'm gonna laugh at that. I don't know why I'm that.

You have to laugh at that. What else are you going on? Like, what I'm, like, yell at a toddler? Yeah, like, how does she learn that? I don't know. But where did she get that from? Take the dive off and then drag my ass across the... I've seen a lot of babies.

Maybe Bayesley? She got it from Bayesley, maybe? Bays used to... She got better. But when Bays was a puppy, she used to, like, do that dog, drag your ass thing? Yeah, she got it from Bail. All the time. She's acting like Bays.

A little fur brother. And it was, like, not one of those, like, nice, cute, like, toddler poops. Like, it was one of those toddler shits that look like she drives a Mac truck and only eats a McDonald's. Like, it was a truck driver's. Oh, my God.

I like it. Like, I know what I fed you. She wanted to add color to the... Dino Nuggets, don't do this. That's not dino. How the fuck that's like? That is not dino nuggets. Somebody gave her something she wasn't supposed to have.

So I'm telling Kia this on the phone when I'm driving to the city. And Kia goes, why didn't you take a picture? I was like, you think that was on my mind at the time? Yeah, no. Definitely wasn't grabbing my phone

trying to keep your phone. She's dying laughing. Like, you didn't take video picture? I was like, no. I'm trying to stop. It's baking grease popping. It's shit all over. Nah, grabbing the phone was not in my plans.

Yeah, but, you know, I wish I would have had that Uber driver. Oh, that's father. Could have taken Amar. Oh, my God. Thank you to that. Well, no. I mean, Amar shit in my face before, so.

Yeah. And I got everything out of the carpet. Yeah. I have like the high-powered vacuum with the solution. It actually looks better now. Yeah, that's all. Amar just reminding me like, hey.

She knew you had to clean the carpet and the couch. There you go. But anyways, we're here. We're back. What's up, baby, Dee? What's popping? How you feeling? I'm feeling good.

You know, I'm here with y'all now. Making my day. Making my day downtown. Walking fast, pace is passing them homebound. Listen, listen, listen, Roy. Toilet bound. I just want to say, last week, you said something on the pot about the Knicks

and where they would be during for the series today. You were wrong. But if they're hearing this, what are your predictions while they're hearing this? We're recording this on a Thursday afternoon. Thursday, May 29th. The Knicks play tonight. What are we going to be talking about next week? Are they still in it?

Is it over? What's going on? I was trying to not be the pessimistic person I am, lifelong Knicks fan. been through everything. I know how everything's going to end up, but we try to stay optimistic. Yeah. And I came in here, Nixon won.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I was, you know, the way the Pacers are playing. Yeah. Not going to be happy. No, but you know what's going to piss me off more? I truly think the Knicks are going to win tonight. Oh, yeah. Just to give me hope and then lose. Yeah.

I don't think the Knicks are going to win this year. I do not think that at all. But I think they're going to win tonight. Yeah. Just to give all of us some false hope over the weekend. And yeah, just to crush us more. I feel that way too. I feel like the Knicks, if you're listening,

the Knicks have won game five and they're on their way back to Indiana for game six where they'll get absolutely annihilated and blown up to fucking. They just want to keep New Yorkers on edge just a few more days and give us some hope. Dude, I hope I'm wrong, but I'm not, I'm going to be pessimistic because maybe that'll be better because I'm jinxing us. I think we're going to lose tonight too. It's over me. No, man, I don't think so.

I think they went tonight. I think we went tonight. We might not win the series. Yeah. I think they went tonight. I think they went tonight. I'm going to say they win by 11 tonight. Is Halliburton the greatest basketball player that's ever existed?

He sure looks like it. They call him to Haliband. Game four was fucking in. I've never recently seen a playoff performance like that. Yeah. Like even if the stats don't match, like I'm sure there's a Steph Curry stat that smokes that, a KD one. But just the energy of like any time there's momentum.

Haliburton will find a way to kill that momentum. Like a stat that you cannot really put on paper, he's the best step. I think that Halliburton is a very good player. I think he's one of the best young players that the NBA has. I do feel like for some reason, just over the years of watching basketball, I don't know what it is about the Knicks, but other good point guards have great games against the Knicks. They always do. I think ever since Stefan Marbury said he was the greatest point guard in the league.

Remember what Steph said that years ago? and then like Eric Snow gave him 30 the night after that or some shit like that. First of all, don't do that. Eric Snow was an amazing point guard. He was, but Eric Snow wasn't a scoring point guard. No. He might have had 30 in a guard. He was there to bring the ball up to give it to AI.

Yeah, but he did it in a great way. No, he did it in a great. He was a phenomenal player, but he wasn't offensive-minded. I don't know what it is about the Knicks. Every point guard plays great, has career games against the New York Knicks. Do you think it was because Steph said that or when he, he put Vaseline on his face. I'm trying to pinpoint exactly what.

That may have solidified it though. Yeah. But no, it wasn't, he was eating Vicks, right? Was it Vix? Can we pull that up, Josh? It was Vassol. He was eating it and then he put it on his face. He had a sore throw to something like that, I think he said.

Yeah, I don't know what Steph was trying to take us with that? That's some project shit that that remedy wasn't in my house. One of the greatest point. Go eat. Shout to Stefan Marbury. But, yeah, I think the Knicks went tonight. You ever been around West Indians that called a vase line? Yes.

That shit is hilarious to be. I get like you're sounding it out. I get it. You're reading it. That's not what that is. It's Vaseline. Yeah. That, you know, that was the craziest Vaseline ad of all time. Yeah, yeah. They should have, in this era, I think they would have capitalized on it because you have social media and everything.

Yeah. But at this time, it was a marketing nightmare. And wasn't he dissing Jay-Z through this whole thing? Wasn't this like his Jay-Z diff? I don't remember. Can we find the video? Because we can't get a copywritten for that. There's no way he has that shoot.

Yeah, I can't remember if he was dising J and that. Take some Vaseline. That's sick. And swallow it. I promise you don't have to do that. Ew. Mad other ways. But that was like a 30-minute video, too.

I know that was like the clip. Yeah. But I feel like that was an entire Jay-Z disc while he was doing that. Shout out to Stefan. Steph has been out a lot of the Knicks games. And then, like, not giving him no camera time. They were in, like, the first round, I felt. They pointed out all the other, like, Nick players that are there.

Bernard King is getting more camera time to Stefan Marl. That's wild. What do we, like, Steph, Steph, There was more cameras. Shout out to Steph on my. Well, yeah, they put him right behind the hoop. For the playoffs, I think in the beginning, and towards the end of the season, he was getting a lot of that. Steph is a legend. I mean, I know he was going through something here, but, I mean, listen, he put sneakers to every New York City high school. Like, Steph is an icon.

I was at that all-star, the greatest all-star game ever. When the one, the one T-Mack threw it off the backboard, that one? I don't know if that was the same one. To me, that was my favorite NBA All-Star game ever. 2001, Washington, D.C. Oh, when Hove took your When he said, is that your bitch? No, that.

And that inspired him to get on that record. But I was at that game, and Steph was actually the reason why the East came back and won that game. Am I thinking of 01? What was the one when Iverson did that shit and laid it up and then T. Mac threw it off the backboard? That was 2001, I believe. Yeah, that was the greatest All-Star game, and it's not even close. 2001 Washington, D.C. He had Steph and Iverson in the back.

court together. Okay, 2002 I love. Which was the one that Jordan was with the Wizards? Well, it had to be 01. Yeah, okay. 01 and 02, back to back were some of the greatest ever. And was that the year, like Jason Richardson was

dominating the... Probably, dunk contest? I miss, like, those All-Star weekends. Yeah. That was when the shit was really fun, not just everyone's shooting 15,000 threes from half-court. Yeah, the game is... It changed a lot.

But, um, shout out to the Knicks. I think they went tonight, win game five, go back to Indiana. I don't know, man. Damaris came in and she was like, I'm not sure,

like, maybe I'll grab a last minute Beyonce ticket, but I do want to watch the Knicks. I was like, Damaris, go see Beyonce. Go see Beyonce. You'll be fine. It's not even, it's not comparable. Go see Queen Bee.

Have fun. You can check the score on your phone, but it's not going to be nothing to watch. I do think they'll win, but Beyonce over the Knicks, absolutely. And like, we'll text you the score. Yeah. And I guarantee you won't even be looking at your phone.

Well, you know, it's crazy. I actually like watching the games now. Like, I've become like a fan. I've never was a fan of basketball. I was always a football fan. But basketball was boring to me. But like, I don't know, like these little series I've been watching them, I'm invested. Is it because it's the Easter conference finals?

This little series. It's New York? I think it's because I've become attached to New York because of you guys, right? So I've become like kind of like a Knicks fan. I know. What do you mean? You're from New York. Yeah, but I never was a basketball playing.

So I never watched like, the only time I would really watch basketball, it would be like the Golden State when Steph was like on his crazy, crazy run. And I will watch it. And I'm like, oh, this is interesting. But now I'm actually invested in the players. Like I was calling Mitchell Robinson a bum another day. Like I was like. Bothered me.

I was like, I'm like invested, you know? Okay. Yeah. I respect that. I was in the barbershop yesterday. And for some reason, I had the only. barbershop in the Lower East Side where every barber is not a Knicks fan. Just straight, like, just Nick haters shit. L-E-S? My, Willis. Willis is from Queens. I do not understand how was that

possible. Why he's a fucking, like, he's like a Celtics fan or some weird shit. Oh my God. You can't be a New Yorker and be a Celtics fan. Yeah. And that's blasphemy. Everyone just, anytime I walk in, all they want to do is just, even when we're doing good, just shit on the Knicks to me because they know it's going to get a rise out of me. They know I'm going to react. They I'm going to be emotional. Then I'm going to start screaming. And they triggered me again. You know what the bad thing about this, and we can get off the Knicks.

I'm pretty sure people don't want to hear us talk about it. But it's that time of the years. Probably never see another Eastern Conference finals for a very long time. Jeez. Well, no, I'm just being honest. The toughest thing about this watching this is, this is the Knicks roster for the next few years. Okay. They cannot make any moves.

So why I brought up my barbershop is because they asked me after clowning me, they said they should break up the entire team. And I was like, that's been the Knicks problem my entire life. Yeah. Is any time we sort of have a team, we completely break it up and go try to get another superstar and build around. Like, we have the squad. I don't want any really, like any trades, really. We need a fucking bench.

But I'm cool. I'm really cool with our starting five. Away from the bench, the Knicks need a new coach. As much as I love Mitchell Robert, like, and it pissed me off when DeMera said something foul about him. if we got a different big man, it wouldn't be the end of the world to me. But we can't, our heart and soul, Josh Hart, we can't get rid of.

No, I don't think they have plans on doing that. Already broke up the Nova Nix. Yeah, no, I don't think they'll do that. If we had the healthy squad that we had last year. Nope. That were healthy, we would, it may be a closer series right now. We'll see, man. I got them winning tonight, though.

Who did y'all have, who do y'all have this year that y'all didn't have last year um what what was my man is they told what to what to a guy fuck hardinstein yeah hardinstein yeah hardinstein yeah he didn't figure out if he was jewish or not he's in finals and de venzo anytime we needed a shot like the way the way brunson for the last two games has not really been as consistent i feel like degenzo would have filled that void the way he did last year when brunson was a little cold yeah like we just don't have that no the nicks just don't have the coach. Tibbs is a good coach, but he's so set in his ways. He doesn't make the right adjustments, proper adjustments.

It's just, I don't think it's going to work. I think, I do see them getting rid of Tibbs at the end of the season. Yeah. I see it happening. If that double, I mean, I'm getting back to my Nick fucking fandom, but if that double dribble is called in game one and there isn't a magnet in the fucking hoop, there's a different series. Because that, we should. Yeah, if there's no magnet, it's a whole different thing. I'm telling you, game two, everything else is debatable. And fine Indiana went cool outplayed that game one that set the tone that was a game we should have fucking won yeah like that was it and that that killed us and then game two it was like all right the fuck well it's all good we'll see I got them winning tonight so hopefully they get the job done

and we'll talk about game six and what happens then next week um is there is there is there tickets tonight yeah not tickets I mean that is true you'll be sitting underneath willis reeds jersey but or or paying 10 grand yeah either either either either or it's your choice uh somebody had posted, and I promise we're getting off the Knicks. Someone posted that the Knicks were going to put this up, and I'll send it to you, Peach. This is going to be the new banner. We beat the Boston Celtics in the second round. I can see that happen.

Hanging this up at the end of the season. Look at Josh. Josh is hanging his hat on that one. What do we say on this pod? I said, if we beat the Celtics, like, I'm kind of cool, man. That's the championship. Because we weren't supposed to beat them. So, you know, it is what it is.

But anyways, back to, like, actual potting. Yes. Mall. What's up, man? Talk to me. Because I'm already compromised by the Barty gang. Yeah. I'm now part of it.

Because we spoke, so anything that she ever does is going to be amazing to me. I'm even going to say, like, that's probably one of my closest friends now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If you think about it, like. Me, if you really think about it. Yeah. Mm-hmm. I mean, you know, Amar's new godmother now, pretty much.

Mm-hmm. what do you have to say about her current situation ship? I don't know if they're a fish. I told you. No, I'm just. I was waiting for you to interrupt me in the stream. No, no, no, no. So obviously the clip of Stefan Diggs on the boat with talking to the women and, you know,

doing whatever he's doing, whatever conversation they were having, we just saw a clip of it. People have been hitting me like, yo, ma'all, you called this. You said this was going to happen. I'm here to say this is not what I was saying what happened This is totally different He's on the board

He was actually on the boat with him They were partying together So this just looks like It was a party You know the girl who he's seemingly Dating was with him at the party It seems like two people just having fun Enjoying each other

Enjoying beautiful women Having a good time on a boat This isn't now if Cardi wasn't on this boat and we got this footage and then you know then it's like yo we're Cardi at but she's on a boat with him having fun

enjoying the festivities and you know doing what girls doing their on boats dancing drinking having a good time so this is not this is not I don't think this is what people you know it's not what people are trying to make it seem I'll start by saying when I use the term hose it's not individually I don't know any of these women

I'm not even assuming that's not specific But in the English language in 2025, the moment a group of women go on a boat, they're just grouped in. They was on the boat with some hoes. Yeah. Boats and hoes. Doesn't mean you're individually a hoe. But now when you all get together, there's some hoes on the boat. A group of, a goose alone is a goose, but a group of goose is, them is geese.

Them is geese. And if you can't go to Bellinochet's, baby. Where else can you go? Where else can you? I'm saying, if Mother Teresa walk. onto a boat in Miami, she is now part of the hose. I'm not said like a virgin. Anyone could go up there, the virgin fucking Mary, pre-Jesus. You become one of the hose when you enter a mini yacht in Miami. Now what I see this as is the greatest post-breakup situation ever, especially for

Stefan Diggs. There's nothing better than when your girl loves the hose just as much as you do. Nothing like it. Everyone's talking about those girls touching his chains or whatever. They was bumping butts with Cardi. Yeah. That is a power couple on that boat. Listen, man. They are emcees.

They are the master of ceremony. Yes. Controlling the entire vibe right now. Yes. You need that. You need that energy. Look at the love. This is a couple that is in tune.

They know what's going on. A lot of love on that boat. There was a lot of love, a lot of good time. Beautiful women that look like they have great personalities as well. Man, Cardi, call me. Call me. Such great times. I need to be on the boat.

People were writing me like, aha, Demaris, Maul proved you wrong. I said, no, Maul proved me right. And actually, I'm trying to be on the boat. What are y'all,

what are y'all talking about the wrong shit? You need somebody to pick the fenders up? I got you. I think the people that was saying that was just the people that didn't realize Cardi was on the boat with him. No, they were, some people are really stupid.

They were like, look, he's even doing it in front of her. He's so disrespectful. I'm like, oh, y'all dumb. Yeah, they don't get it. Yeah, we all have. We all have fun. Y'all don't get that life.

I just want to say, you know, let's just think about and pray for offset. Well, first of all. Nothing hurts more than losing your wife and then seeing her have fun with, you know, one of the top players in the NFL and doing those too. Doing the things that you could have been doing with her, but you chose to do away from her and behind her back. Yeah. Just keep it real with your ladies sometimes, man.

That's all you have to do. Just keep it real with your girls sometimes, man. And I'm not saying this is about offset or Cardi, but I've been there before where you fumble the girl that also liked the hose. And it's like how you fumble the girl that likes hose for hose when you could have hoed

with her with the hose. Oh, y'all want me to get into that conversation because that one's rough, man. A lot of times people think they want the girl that likes the hose, but men like cheating and like a lot of them like... I'm not even saying cheating like, situation, but, okay, I'm like a lot of what men like about cheating

and it's just, you know, going off that situation. Men like the, the, mystery and like the sneakiness part of it. That's part of it for them, the game and the fun. So if you can just like have the bitches around me, it ain't fun no more. Yes, I guess. But going after the hose with your girl is top two and it's not too. There is nothing better than hanging with the hose with your girl.

And she's actually into the hose more than you are. Like you got to tell her to chill for a second. When you fumble that, that's a rough one. It's a rough night. So Offset did try to reply. with a video of him with the hoax. I could see the blank stare in his face. Yo, album done on the way.

It don't hit the same. No. Just wait till Cardi B is in that fucking, that sweet with Robert Kraft come September. Ooh, yeah, that's gonna be a... That's definitely a rough. That's a rough one.

That's a rough one to get over, man. And you know why I know Stefan Diggs might be the sickest human being ever? Can you pull that video up at him again? you're not about to tell me one of the better receivers in the NFL that does double moves as some of the best field vision

I have seen can get by outside linebackers, safeties did not realize that that camera was on him. He knew for a fact he probably angled that video. No, he knew the camera was there. You always know when the cameras are

when you're a high profile person. You know what the camera is. But I saw a bunch of people saying, yo, this is sloppy, how you're not see the camera. I said, oh, he saw the camera. He can see the quarterback through 12 men on the field.

One of y'all not supposed to be out there. Yeah. Yeah. No, he has field vision. Yeah, man. He knew what time it was. Listen, man, as long as Cardi is having fun, you know, it's all good, man.

Shout out to Cardi. We obviously love and support Cardi. Big Bronx shit. I didn't even listen to the conversation. I just watched the video. Was anything compelling being said? Because that girl started popping like a rabbit. She called him Stefan or something.

And he was like, She was like, she was like, you got to call him daddy. You got to call him daddy. How could you even hate? Listen, when the host call you daddy and your girl right there, and she ain't tripping, you look over and she's twerking. And she's saying, yeah, no, call him, calling that. That's what you're supposed to just get on your knees and say,

yo, thank you God. Only God could do this. Only God has brought us to this day. It's only God. It's a higher power where it's not me. It's God that did this and brought us here today. Absolutely. What did I do to receive all these bests?

What did I do? How did I? How? How does this happen? But thank you God. But yeah, man, shout out to Cardi, man. She looked like she's having fun and she deserves it, you know? I think we get on this offset album, which again, I didn't even look more into it of when he said it was coming. It doesn't matter, Rory. I think we get our first, like, full-blown offset lyrical rap record of him talking about the relationship. I think he's going to use that. I think he's going to use that. I'm not saying the whole album. No, no, no, God no, not the album.

He said Offset for a four for a lot. I think we'll get one record that is dedicated and he's going to pull some man shit, which we all have done before, where he is going to make himself be the victim. Of course. And say every, basically, I'll sum it up.

He was the one that quoted it. Y'all won. How long do you think before Offset gives us the video? You know, every rapper got to give us the video that I'm walking into the church, the big empty church by themselves, sitting in the front. sitting in the front, getting their verse off.

You know rapping from the pulpit. You know every rapper got to give us that. You think Offset gives us one of those, this album? I think he sits, I think we get that as a trailer, and then I think he sits with Speedy and tries to give off the I'm Healed's aura. And like, I'm just focused on my kids right now. I'm focused on being a better person. Like, he's going to give us that entire vibe.

Yeah. And then by the next album, it'll be right back to the fuck shit. Oh, yeah. that. Someone who gets a new hot, hot girlfriend. I think, you know,

mental health will be thrown in the conversation. Therapy will be growing immediately. He's definitely going to therapy. You know that. You know, I think a possible

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Breaking, breaking, breaking, in real time. Look at God. The same way Stefan was saying it. Look at the Lord. And shall love. Peach, put our breaking music right here. It seems that Offset has just filed for spousal support, which I guess is, like another word for alimony. Is that what spousal support is?

Like a true king? Listen, man. I love Mary J, but let's keep things balanced and equal. Yeah, why not? I mean, I don't disrespect it, but I don't know if I respect it. I'm kind of, I'm in, I'm in decisive on how it, because it's just breaking, it's like. It's something that I, well, let me not say it. I've never been in that position, so let me not say that, but I would feel weird doing that.

But I don't know, I mean, men get God every day. No, listen, I'm, I'm all. Four, you know, both parents should support and take care of the children. No, I think this is like alimony shit. Yeah, yeah. It has nothing to do with children? Yeah, this is, this is, you know, it's... Offset is accustomed to a certain lifestyle that Cardi B clearly helps support as well.

We already know Offset is fine financially. Cardi B is definitely fine financially. But he's used to that lifestyle, so... You got to help you maintain it. Yeah, that's how... That's how the court works. You want a boat with your new boo? I'm in the courtroom, filing documents.

Also one of my favorite, Chris'clock. My get back. When he said, what the fuck is a custom? When I go to a restaurant, I'm accustomed to eating. When I leave, I'm not eating again. What the fuck is a custom? Yeah. But, I mean, I hope that doesn't get too, too messy.

Just based off, you know, they got kids and all that shit. But sometimes I think just a clean break and everyone going their separate fucking ways is the better. It's always, yeah. You're going to spend money to do this And like now you're just doing it out of spite And like is that really going to help Because I don't think offset needs the money No, I don't think he needs the money

This is a way You know, there's been plenty of times Where women will do that with men That have a lot of money Because they don't have a fucking job I sort of get that Yeah But nah, just clean break

And make this easy Because now y'all want to just get messy So you can meet up in court That'd be the whack part Like when you want to just go to court To see your ex Like now you just find new ways We ain't got to do this man

Like this, get this fucking case out of here. Let's split up all our assets. You know, if you paid for this, keep it. If I paid for it, keep it. Either way, the kids are going to be very well taken care of. We know that. But yeah, this is where things can start to get very, very messy in play. And when you start bringing courts and lawyers into the mix, that's when things go left.

And, you know, that's when the IG lives start to happen. Well, it's already happened. But that's when it gets even messy. And we start finding out that, you know, somebody has ED and with the shit we don't need to know. You know what I mean? Like, you know, women can't wait to go there. Like, you know. You know what's so crazy.

I really thought you meant an eating disorder and then it clicked that you were not talking about that. No, I'm definitely not talking about eating disorder. Oh, pause. I think Cardi was saying he had the opposite of that because he was like fucking a bunch of women. I saw a woman tweeted yesterday. It was a tweet.

I opened my Twitter at like three in the morning and I saw this tweet. And it was funny, but I kind of went there. I had to like start reading the comments because I was like, all, let me see what women think about this. And she said, um, actually I have it. I think I'll show you. Hold on. While you look for that, um, I do want to be like a hip hop blog writer in my retirement. This is from Hot New Hip Hopper when I typed in Offset new album. Currently, the untitled third album will be Offsett's first new solo release since 2023. That album featured several artists, including two appearances from Cardi B. It's very unlikely that she'll be around for this new one.

Just getting paid for nothing. Just saying a bunch of fucking nothing. Despite that, Offset knows how to make an album his fans will enjoy. And it's hard to think that the next one will be any different. I want to be a blog writer so bad. All right. So I found a tweet.

So I won't say her name because she probably doesn't want to be put out there like that. But she says, I think men that can't stop cheating are gay. Right. So. I feel like this is your burner account. it's funny you say that because I felt like that's some shit I would say right so I'm like so caught my eye I started laughing so I said no no no because I know the comments I know it's other women in there going crazy sure enough I go to the comments one woman says being overly hypersexual gives you'll let a man hit yeah agreed the lady with that originally posted response to that it says it gives they're trying to prove they aren't gay whole time the world the word the word the word be written all over.

So I was waiting to see the first man respond. Man says, so you're saying a nigga gay because he keeps cheating on you with pussy? I ain't going to fake. This don't make no sense. Now imagine reading that at 3 o'clock. I was in the bed crying. Because I'm like, I was waiting to see the first because the women was in there.

Yeah, girl. I got stories. that I'm just like, okay, I get it. I'm scrolling looking for the first man that's going to jump in on this conversation. Because I thought, I was like, well, you can't really say a man is gay because he can't stop cheating. Like, you can't say, I get.

He's probably trying to fill a void in his life. I get how to try. The void of dick. That's what he's trying to feel. You fuck too many bitches and I start believing that. I feel like you try to convince yourself. You like pussy. Like, it's like me.

I don't really like pickles, but like I keep trying. trying pickles to see if one day I'm gonna like pickles because everybody else liked pickles and I think that's what he doing with pussy. Yeah, but no, baby, you can't say. That's like shit that sounds good on Twitter until you break it down like that genius gentleman just did

now. Like, are you about, like, let me break this down. You're telling me because he fucks a lot of women that means that he's gay. Like that's, like the man, it just doesn't add. The man jumped in there with logical thoughts. Like, okay, so he's gay because he can't stop having sex with a woman?

Like, this don't make no sense. He definitely has some issues he needs to deal with. I just don't think that gay is one of... I'm with you on that. I'm just not going to land on gay. There probably is men in the world at a small percentage that try to fuck women because they're trying to convince themselves not to be gay. But I think a serial cheater, on average, probably just likes pussy that much.

Or likes the quest of trying to fuck new pussy. Yeah. Like, I don't... That's a gayness. And also saying because you fuck a bunch of women. That's a gayness. It's funny as fuck. Also saying, yo, if you fuck a bunch of women, that means you'll let a man hit.

Please break down that logic. Yeah. I can't. Baby, I can't get behind that. Okay. So what I am saying is I think they're talking about really, really hypersexual men. Like, y'all get a lot of pussy and y'all have both cheated. So y'all, I know y'all can kind of relate.

Josh is not even on mic right now. Don't do that. I don't think y'all know the high. I mean, I'm sure y'all do know them, but like women, like we see certain shit, like, hypersexual to the point where you fucking two bitches a day, like every day, something's wrong. I agree something is wrong there. I'm not, but I don't think.

Yeah, we just not landing on gay. Yeah. No, there's a lot. That's the part you miss. There's a lot of things wrong. Women love straight to girl he gay. Like, wait, this is a million other things he can be before he's gay. But if you fucking, if you got to have sex with different people every single day, multiple

with different people. Like, I feel like, yeah, I feel like you 50% more likely to let. Because, like, you're so freaky that you've done everything. Like, you're gonna get bored. I feel like dick is next. I don't know. That's just me.

I feel like dick is next. It's crazy. You know how crazy is that? A dude that just running around with a bunch of chicks fucking. You go ahead and let some nigga hit. No, I'm not. Like, I'm like, oh, it's. What you mean?

I think if that's there, he would have let a man hit with or without the amount of pussy that he got. Like, I don't think you just hit like, all right, I fucked 1,500 bitches, 1,5001. I think it's time for some dick. I just don't think that's a thing. I just don't think that's a thing. I don't think it happens like that.

But I do get what you're saying as far as like somebody just being out there and just wanting to, you know, be overly, hyperly, overly sexual. And because it's almost like, do you like women? Yeah. Oh, yeah. You know what I mean? Like, because you, it seems like you just having sex. It don't seem like you actually like and care about women and their feelings and their emotions and things like that. And we know people like that.

They have me. Like, what's up with this dude? Some niggas have. Some niggas will use your body to masturbate. They use women to masturbate. It's not sex. I'm not mad at that take it all. That is.

I think I think the super hypersexual guy that does try to fuck two bitches a day. Yeah, I don't think there's any feeling there. At that point, it's filling a void. And yeah, you're using another vessel to beat off. I don't, yeah, I'm with that take. I just don't think it's like, now I want a man's booty hole after. Yeah, we can't just throw it. I just don't think that's how it works.

I just thought that tweet was hilarious. And I mean, the women underneath that, yo, I couldn't screenshot all of it because I was laughing. But there was women in there going. Women out here have been cooked. Like, they didn't have been through some dudes that have cooked their selves. Y'all really don't understand. Like, that's why when y'all be calling it, like, you guys are so bitter. I'm like, if y'all went through half the shit we went through, y'all would not.

Like, y'all would understand the shit that we go through. Like, it's. No, we go through our fair share of things, too, though, baby, dude. We're not going through that. Yes, but y'all don't, it's not, it's not as often and it's not as bad as the shit that we go through. And why I love that this podcast advocates for double standards. Like, I've seen women get fucked over so much that they end up going gay. I've never seen a dude just go through it with some women and be like, you know what?

Yeah, don't have to like that. I think it's time to hop on the dude train. You was always gay, yeah, like you ain't just turn gay. Like, you don't just, men don't just turn gay. That don't happen. And I also don't think that, like, women that fuck a bunch of dudes are doing it because they're hiding their gayness. Yeah, no. Women that fuck a bunch of dudes is doing it because their uncle touched them when they were a kid.

Okay. That's usually how that happens. Well, a lot of, all right, if we want to get serious, hypersexual, a lot of times that comes from abuses again. Agree? Oh, yeah. I'm not here. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah, that's being real right now.

Yeah. Yeah, but you just, you can't just throw, like, that shit out. Like, you know what I'm saying? Like, you gotta... Y'all could throw a nigga gay if he... See, look, this is what I'm saying. We love double standards, baby, we support double standards here in New Roley Mall.

Yeah, but you can't just say it like that. Like, you can't just throw out like, you know, childhood sexual assault out like that, like an Uno card. Like, you gotta... No, I think for both genders too, though. Oh, yeah, no, for sure. That becomes a hypersexual thing, for sure. Yeah.

And I still don't subscribe to that people that were touched become gay. But I think a hypersexual thing goes in their brain when that type of shit happens. Oh, absolutely. You know, I don't know. I just don't know. I'm still just trying to figure out how women would think if you fuck too many women, you'd be like... You're gay.

No, like, I'll just go find more women. Which is wrong. It's like women are... That's a path to destruction. I think it's because, I mean, obviously I'm saying this. I don't really believe that. But I feel like women were trying... I know it may seem emotional, but I feel like they're trying to find some logic in it because they couldn't do it.

So they're like, something has to be wrong. Like, you know? No, the real thing, baby Dee. is because. But a lot of these niggas are fighting the bisexuality demon. Listen, and that's a fact. But we also know because we came here yesterday. Why couldn't it be an angel?

We had a conversation. We had a conversation about your friend who the guy sent the picture and you asked like, yo, do you think he's, look how, just a picture. You think he's gay? He can't just be like. But what did you say? 100%. Oh, definitely.

Exactly. He's definitely. Moving on. But I'm just saying just the fact that women go to that because I think that I think that women have enough examples whether it be firsthand or just by, you know, they just hear about other situations. Y'all know that women go through those types of things where it's like you'd be with a guy for years and then find out he's gay.

Or you thought he wasn't gay and you find out like, yo, no, he's definitely, he's gay. So y'all go through that. I think that y'all are like traumatized. So now any inkling that y'all get like, you're like, I don't know, girl. he might be gay. Nah, it could be a few other things, but y'all just go straight to gay. But I love it because we'd love double standards here,

so I'll get it. I guess maybe I just, like, need to meet more people. I have not met that many women that have that experience. That the guy that they were talking to ended up being gay. And, like, I have a lot of women friends that, like, I'm their gay bestie, ironically, and they tell me fucking everything. I don't really have that experience

where like a bunch of women I know have talked to a guy and he ended up being gay. Few examples for sure, but I don't know, the way women talk about it on Twitter or like this is like a regular ass thing and I'm like, is it? The type of women you hang around and I'm being gentle with this.

The type of women you hang around. I hang out with you by the way just before you say anything. I know I'm not disrespect. That's why I'm trying to be gentle with this. The type of women you hang around have better discernment than that because of the type of, we're able to be friends with you because of the way that we grew up

and we just have better eyes for certain things. And we've been, we've seen a little bit more in life, if that makes sense. Some women out here don't really know much about men. They were sheltered from men growing up, told not to be around men, had strict parents, all of this. So they go out into the world and they don't really know anything about men. And they're discovering on the fly. And it's like they don't see certain red flags.

You know what I'm saying? They don't see love bombers. They don't see serial cheaters. They don't see people who are just fucking with them. They don't see the bisexuals. They don't see certain stuff because they don't know the red flags. But I don't think that's your friend group. Yeah, because even, I mean, we all know statistics are always true because we've all been in polls, right?

Everyone's submitted to a poll before. You got to ask 100 people. Never had one person asked me to be in a poll. Why don't trust that. Not one person on earth has asked me to be in a poll. Oh, God. In 2020, 4.9% of men in America were gay. I just don't, like, think that matches up with the timeline

and what women say of the amount of men that they've dealt with that ended up being gay. 4.9% of men in America are gay? According to Google. Okay. In 2020. You know the pandemic turned a bunch. Oh, yeah. Nothing else to do that.

That might be up to 50%. Yeah. Yo, the number's jumping up to 50% during the pandemic. bleep it so we don't get demonetized. You don't have to edit it, just believe it. Oh my God. Man, man, those... Man, Jesus.

Anyways, I wanted to stay on music. I'm sorry, you're gonna say something tomorrow? No, I was just... P's just like, you're stressing him out, everything you're saying he has to bleep. Like... They'll get the joke. I did want to stay on music, though.

I don't know how we got on that tangent. After Offset announced that he was putting his album out, which we're all at the edge of our seats for. drugs the clips it's fine if you want to sit this one out I mean de Myers can take this segment I understand

the clips announced finally after teasing this for like two years this was hard let God sort them out July 11th snippet came out on Pushers IG produced by Farrell I believe

I didn't want a sample snitch but I believe that's an XX Y Y XXX XX sample which if Farrell is getting in that bag, I am here for that. With reformed Coke raps. Yeah. God metaphors with cocaine. I cannot wait for this clips album.

They did also, which I found interesting. A lot of people use Rock Nation distribution now. Yeah. They didn't dismantle the Rock Nation label itself, but the distribution company that Hove had bought before, he just fused those together. A lot of your favorite independent artists use that distribution company, but never go next to the plain emoji because it's just a distribution thing.

You're not signed to Rock Nation. Push and Malice posted a photo the other day in front of the logo in the lobby, and they're using the distribution thing, which makes me say, I want my flowers of push saying, I don't know, like six, seven months ago, they're waiting on a feature. I said it's either Kendrick or it's hove. The only reason I thought maybe it's not hove is because push is up there with the most hove features next to Jeezie,

outside of anyone's signed to Rockefeller, of course. I think now maybe he does have a Kendrick and a hove feature on this clip's album. Can't both? I'm going to go out on a limb as a fan. I'm speaking this into existence. I have no knowledge at all.

I know for a whole, a fact in my brain without any evidence that there is a Kendrick Lamar one. If you saw push, push flew to Boston to go see Kendrick. Push is from Virginia. Just to see then the hate. I know he was, they were writing the record while Kendrick was on stage. That's happening. Trauma bonding. Is it trauma bonding? Because technically by public opinion, both of them won. Yeah, but y'all both don't like the same person. So let's link up together and not like the same thing. But they've linked up before they, before either. of them beefed with Drake.

They had an amazing. This is different. This one we can throw a little sauce. Yeah, this is like, oh, we hate, you hate him. You know, we can step on the grace. I can't stand that light skin, rapping ass, singing ass, house music making ass. Ten certified diamond records.

No, I would love push on some house music. I think push would kill some house music. But, yeah, I do think there is a Kendrick verse. I think with this Rock Nation distro, we may, may get Hove. I think Hove is mumbling some lines right before they turn it in. It is May 29th.

We're going July 11th. He's got about a week or two. I think he's mumbling lines right now. We only know if Jay is rapping if he's wearing jewelry. Has there been any spottings of him on the Cowboy Carter tour? Yeah, they've been cutting. No jewelry.

Damn. To me that would mean he's writing. No. Okay. Jay don't, he's not rap. He's not rapping. He's not in the booth. What if it's done already then?

Now when he... But we didn't see him with no jury in the last few months. He could add it on the house. You know when Jay, when Jay starts acting like a rapper, like you see it. He's going to bring out a chain and now you niggas can afford.

Yeah, now that I think about it when he did the... You're going to wear a watch that they thought was went down on the Titanic. You know what I mean? No, it did. Yeah, it did. Like, they went and got it.

The submarine didn't make it. The watch was the only thing I made it. The watch made it back up. Yeah. Like, that's the shit that Jay going to do to let you know like, are you back in the booth? You acting like a rapper. Now that I think about it, when he did the God did verse that day,

there was a lot of photos of him leaving the Rock Nation shit. And I do remember going like, that's a lot of, like, you wear that big chain to meetings? Tell me. To meetings? That's his thing. He goes, he goes in the booth. He puts on the jury, the one of one that y'all, none of you rappers can't, we'll never have this.

And then he goes in the booth and shows you why he's the greatest of all time. I mean, but him and Beyonce did do that album on tour. Trying to think. No, Guru's back in Jersey. There's no J-Verse. Now, I'm not saying- Guru did come home early from that vacation. I'm not saying that he may not, you know,

July 11th, he still got time to turn into verse. And he does have jewelry. We know that. Just hasn't been wearing it. That's all. That's all. All right. Somebody go get over watching the ring.

I'm just, no, he got it already. He's not wearing it until he's rapping. Now, if we see him in the next couple weeks and he's on vacation, you know, he's at the Cowboy Carter shows and, you know, he's walking like a rapper and he's went, then you know like, oh, yeah, like, he's back in the booth. The only way I think it would really stop him is that he's given push two verses already. And I know it's the clips. I know it's different, reunion, everything.

And, like, malice, his verse on Push's last album was one of the best verses of the year. We know malice is in shape. I could only see him hesitating because he's done a lot of push of shit, which he doesn't usually do unless you're a part of his company. Right. But now that they are. No, I get how you're tying it in. I see that.

But we won't know for sure until we see some. And we, I know push to be a very smart human being. Outside of a writer, just a very, very calculated smart person. He's not taking that photo in front of that logo. just because they're doing a distro due. That was a, all right, I got the, I got the feature. Or it's alluding to it. The caption says in partnership with Rock Nation.

Yeah, they're a distro company. I know, I get that. He's not signed to them, it's a distro shit. But I'm telling you, there's a million artists that you wouldn't even know that used the same distribution company. They don't even, they're not even invited. And they're just as big as the clips. They're just not invited to the office because it's a distro deal.

It's not, you're not signed to Rock Nation. The fact that they were in front of that, that's a statement. Oh yeah, no, it's definitely a statement. That's not just some regular shit. Yeah, it gets conversations going. It gets us on our podcast talking about it, alluding to it, and trying to figure out if that's what it means. I would love to hear it.

You know, I would love to hear what Jay sounds like right now. And, you know, obviously he's still in shape. We know that. I don't think he's going to ever not be in shape. Or if he's not in shape, he ain't going to let us see him not in shape. Yeah. He ain't going to rap. Yeah, he's not going to rap if he's not in shape.

But I just don't think, I don't know if Jay is. in a rapping, I don't know if he's in a rapping mood. I don't know if he is like, you know, if the atmosphere of rap right now is appetizing or enticing to him. I just can't see it. I think that comes and goes. I got around the God did verse. I would have said, I don't even think Hove is even focusing on that. But I think if he hears something starts mumbling and you catch him that day, I think you have the opportunity. If you catch him right then and there and he's into it and can block out two hours, you'll get a four-minute verse.

I mean, if we know anybody could sell. Because that guy did verse was not the verse. That song was done. It had Wayne and Ross. Like, that was done. And then Hove heard it and just started mumbling in the office and walked across the street to Jungle Studios and did it. Like, that wasn't a plan.

Yeah, but, you know, we know that Calut, he's going to keep a J-verse. He's going to always get a J-Verse. He's going to get a Beyonce record. controversial, because I do like Caled as a person. Has Khalid exhausted his Jay-Z features? Is that becoming... I don't think so.

Expected, kind of. Yeah, I think Hove, even when they partnered, of course they had a relationship before, but when him and Lenny brought Caled in was at the height of, what was it, Vine? It was before TikTok. What did Khalid, like, really pop off on as a personality? Outside of being great...

Snapchat. Yeah. That was when that partnership happened because Caled was smoking hot outside of, at that point, just making great albums. They signed him to manage him because he already had the epic deal and all that other shit. They signed him because he was smoking hot on the internet.

And it made sense for Hove to always hop on that stuff because they have a deal. I don't know if Khaled has that same type of temperature on him now where Hove would be like, I'm giving him another verse. Yeah, I don't say that happened to him. we have given him a J.Z. Beyonce feature, a J. Z. Beyonce future song. I've given him one of the greatest versions of the last 10 years.

Like, he has given Khalid countless things because, one, he fucks with Khalid. Two, the music was great. Three, he was invested. And they were partners. I don't know if this album, Hove is going to be like, yeah, I got to give Khalid another one. Maybe not this album, but I don't know if it's he'll, I don't know if I'm on the side of saying Calid may never get a J verse again. I think Hove is only focused on the falloff with Jay Cole and maybe the clips if it makes sense, if he hears something. I think those are the only two things in his rat brain without jewelry on that he's thinking about. You think Jay gives Jay Cole a verse?

Yeah. I think we finally get the Jay Z and Jay Cole song we've been looking for after, ironically, Mr. Nice Watch. He had no jewelry on when he wrote that. Justice for Mr. Nice Watch. but um yeah it's not even it's the beat that just is just not for me i think we finally get the the proper j cole and j z song that we have been looking for i don't think so okay i think i i i don't know man i don't i just don't think jays because i at that point in his career in his life.

I mean, a verse has to have significant, what a record has to have a significant meaning. He's not just doing it just to show off and say, yeah, I still rap better than only. I don't think that, that doesn't mean much to Jay at this point in his life. I think that it has to be a situation where the record is phenomenal. The music is incredible. The project that is on is like, you know, it's going to move. the needle, I guess, and it kind of shift the sound of what's going on right now. I just don't know if there's anything out here that's going to do that. I think it finishes the story of a Star is

born because Jay Cole was pretty much the first artist signed to S. Carter Enterprises. He wasn't even signed to Rock Nation. You get a Star is born with a A-list heavy blueprint three. J. Cole being the only unknown that he was launching was talking about all the greatest ever. Here's going to be the next greatest ever, which was a huge fucking risk. I'm not taking anything away from Jay Cole. I'm talking about the music business. There's a chance, not because of Jay Cole's talent, just because of how politics

work. We never heard from Jay Cole again after that verse. That can happen in the music industry. Oh, for sure. So the fact that that was your first artist that you signed, probably the most profitable rapper that you have had post Rockefeller, he then fulfilled his contract, made you millions and millions of dollars,

and then did what you would have wanted him to do as a human, not as a businessman. Of course, he'd want to keep Cole. Cole went on to do his own thing and is now already a legend in his own right. To me, that's why you get the record. Jay telling that story with Cole finishes. A star is born. Look, we were fucking right. Look at this journey. You made me profitable. You carried Rock Nation in the beginning. And now you're doing your own thing the way me, Biggs, and Dame did. Like, that's what I think Jay respects. You fulfilled what I needed you to do, and then you did your own thing.

You don't feel like, I mean... That's why I'm giving you a verse. Right. Just, you brought up Jay Cole, so I'm just thinking Jay Cole right now. Something doesn't seem a little... Like, as Jay Call has put out some songs, and we liked, he got off, he's still obviously in shape, he still wrap his ass off. but the songs don't seem to be

why is he putting these why is Jay Cole released these records that he's released in the last however many months because he can but have they have you have they lasted have they are we living with them because I can't remember the last time I even listen to it

I was in the porch shit that's in my rotations though but that was one of the first ones that he released he's released what three since then no I think it's only been for Antonio and clouds yeah clouds I will say I liked clouds, but I will admit I don't really go back to clouds that much. But the poor John, I play that a lot.

I like that record. Poor Antonio and Clouds, I think, are the only songs that were released post-bath. I mean, that were recorded post-battle. I think the other ones were recorded pre-battle. They just happened to come out. But those two were the only ones that I'm aware of off the top that were recorded post-battle. And they both were good. Clouds is not something that you would look.

Neither one of them are songs that you would, they were statement pieces. they weren't something that you would play regularly. I don't think they were songs. I think they were just Jay Cole getting his thoughts out on, you know, on record. And I'm on the side of, I don't know this to be true. This was just like what everyone saw on the internet. Rumors of what the concept of the fall off was where Cole was going to have features from older artists that, quote, unquote, fell off. Not really fell off, but, you know, just saying that after you hit your peak and become a legacy act, things get different.

so it was going to be legacy acts. I don't think the beef changed that. I just think the time in which he had to pause because of the beef has made him redo this entire album. That's just my guess. I think the concept he had he liked at the time and now is like, I'm falling out of love with that concept next to the falloff. I think it's going to be way less feature-heavy

than it was going to be originally. I just, yeah, I think he's had too much time to have to chill because of all the weird shit that was going on. And he probably has three different versions of it at this point. I'm interested to see what Cole does with this next project. I want to see where, you know, sonically, just where his energy is at. Because it's, you know, it's a lot on this project. It's a lot riding on this project.

Yeah. Whether without the beef. Yeah, there is. It's a lot riding on. But now, since you have that beef, I mean, coming off of that, this is your next, you know, album post that. It's really interesting you actually bring that up because I never thought about this.

Because of everything that happened, most legacy acts, which the Big Three is now in that portion of their careers by hip-hop time standards. Like when Blueprint 3 came out, of course, do I want Jay to deliver? Sure. But I wasn't like, yo, this is going to be like a moment

or not a make or break, but this is going to be a defining moment for Jay-Z Blueprint 3. I didn't think that at all. All three of them, everything that they're about to put out next is going to be a defining moment in their careers. Which wouldn't have happened prior to that,

which is an interesting thought that I never even rest. Like, had that never happened, yeah, like, of course I can't wait for all three them to drop music. But I felt all three of them are so solidified that, like, if it was a duh, like, whatever. Like they're all legends But now it's like everything

The Three y'all do is Matters just as much as it did As your fucking sophomore album Do you think we get all three of them this year? No I don't think we get Hendrick I think we get Cole I could see

A November Drake release November? No, I think he said summer Every artist says it Yeah I think he said I think we get Cole and Drake this year. I don't think Kendrick does. Like I said, my predictions. I think we get a bunch of Kendrick features.

That's where I see shit going. Shout out to Drake. He's, um, he's, I think he just received. He has 10 diamond, uh, 10 certified diamond R-I-A

records, most of any artist ever. That's a huge stat. 10 diamond records is crazy. So shout out to Drake for that. Absolutely. I'm saying. what defines diamond again

were you a trillion streams or something well yeah now with the streaming now now with the streaming is a I don't know what it used to be what 10 million sold no but now was no but to get 10 million sold what does that mean in streams a diamond record certified by the recording industry association of America signifies that a song or album has sold or stream streamed a cumulative total of at least 10 million units in the United States this includes

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just just looking off quickly what Google says Michael Jackson everything Drake God's plan Eminem lose yourself not afraid Cardi has one Lauren Hill of course Yeah Katie Perry

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before. Everyone needs to stop being fake gay. Like, I love to watch women kiss women, but not when I can tell they don't want to kiss women. Yeah, that's true. Like, you'll definitely get me. I'm not a pervert, but I enjoy watching women kiss women. That's just a natural thing, I feel like. Women like watching women kiss women. But similar to when Issa did that, which I think is a great episode of Black Mirror, I could tell you didn't want to kiss that chick.

Yeah. Like, I can feel it. You're making me feel uncomfortable. Yeah, it's jumping through the screen. What does Jailo doing? And also, what show is this? For those that don't know. American Music Awards.

Oh, this was at the AMAs. Yes. Started her performance with making out with all of her dancers. Was she trying to, like, I don't know, maybe do a callback or honor when Brittany and Madonna awkwardly kissed? Because I didn't even feel like they wanted to kiss at that point. I was a kid going like, mm-mm. These chicks don't want to kiss.

Nah, I don't know. Maybe she's going to have bad bunny around. Remember bad bunny kissed his dancers in the mouth of a Yankee Stadium. Maybe she's, you know. Okay, all right. Trying to tap into that. I don't know. But does that get awkward?

Because when dancers have to like audition, for performances or tours like there'll be a big fucking warehouse bunch of dancers they'll have numbers on and they'll sit there and like

that's got to be weird too because now you need to find the best dancers but also ones that you want to make out with that's got to be a weird process like imagine having someone like smoke that shit

and then like they come up like oh number 15 come here like we really love you and then just just the whole like the bottom of her stuff stomach and she's like, thank you for having me. It just did just hit your face. It's like, you know what? We'll call you. We'll call you. And how do you rehearse that? Well, they're definitely not in rehearsals. I don't think they're kissing in rehearsals. They just,

there's no way they didn't at least once do it. No, they had to. They definitely had to do a walk. You're not doing a first kiss at the AMAs on stage. Because you got to count down how long you're kissing for it. Yeah. To be on beat and stuff. And that's like a close camera angle. to me this is the overly sexual shit like and maybe this is when you have a child you turn into a fucking white Republican like what is what exactly is the point of this like I understand making certain statements like

when there's been artists that have even the Madonna and Britney Spears shit that I can tell anyone to do it it made a statement at that time people hated gays like I understand statements that are made what the fuck is the point of you just making out in a circle with a bunch of people it's not a full makeout though Like, I'm looking at it now. They're barely touching lips.

Like, it's, yeah. It's not a full makeout. I'm not against sexual shit and performances or people because when it's making a statement that has some purpose or value or something behind it. I just don't get, like, for what? Just so you're in the headlines? Which is fine, too. I guess I get that.

A little shock value. Shock value's cool. Is J-Lo gay? Does she like women? Maybe it's our team. I saw everyone. Is she, you know. I saw everyone saying, yo,

them ditty freak-alless must have been crazy. I was like, that girl was definitely not invited to those. I could tell how she kissed women. Ain't no way. Rory mad because, like, the kiss ain't, like, really turn him on. Like, he over here disappointed in the kiss. Like, if you're going to kiss, like, make it something. Art is to be judged, no?

That is true. That is true. They were here to entertain and make a statement. I'm talking about the statement. Yeah, but I'm looking at it. That wasn't a real kiss. That wasn't a make-out. You know, an entourage when Johnny Drama gets the role to have a girlfriend,

and he makes out with, like, 15 to 20 women in one day, And he's like, models, none of them even made me draw wood. Yo, coming out of a rehearsal that way of saying the only way it'll work is if I get hard is sexual harassment. Yeah, when we did the, what was the name of the division record? If I catch you, if I get caught, you in. If I get caught, right? When we did that, we saved the video. So, you know, in the video,

Daniel has to kiss. Dreya, right? Dreya. Yeah. So. Oh, why didn't we talk about this with him? How do we forget about that? So, and like us going through it, like going through the shot,

getting ready for the, you know, for the scene or whatever. Like Daniel's like, yeah, so, you know, I just come out with a say that a couple of phalanche. I'm going out. I'll be back. That a da-da-da. Talk to you later. But every time he's doing it, he's actually kisses Dre on the lips.

So I looked at Jay. I said, yo, if Daniel gets straight one more time. First of all, where was the intimacy? He's an artist and he's serious about a shit. No, he, listen. You gotta make sure you get a shot. I had him.

He's putting up a lot of money for the video. Listen. That's a serious artist. I respect it. But I was just standing there like, all right, fam, I get it. Like you, we ain't got to keep. Like, you ain't got to keep. You can just say like, yo, then I'll kiss you then.

You know what I mean? Like, you ain't got to keep. doing it is all I'm saying. Daniel looked at the director and was like, I didn't feel good about that. Are you sure you got it? I don't know. How do you feel like I feel?

Where are the cameras rolling? Like, no, no, no. We got it, Daniel. Thank you. Scene is good. It looks great. Color is good. Meanwhile,

the fucking AD is like, we're in penalty. We need to break. We have to go to the next seat. We have to. How did you guys keep a hookah from falling in a car? I always thought about that

of just how even on a table I could fuck up a hookah? Because it wasn't the cold. It was like the... Oh, the electric shit. The electric hookah thing. Yeah, that's safe, I guess. I think it... Yeah, it wasn't cold.

It wasn't because the dude was saying like he didn't want the real hookah, the cold had fallen, hit the leather and burn the seats and shit like that. So, yeah. Did Dreia have, like, anyone on set with her? Lex. Oh, that's great. Lex being the manager... What was Lex's commentary throughout?

all the rehearsals. When we had the girls here, I told her. I saw them when they first came in, we said what so, we spoke. And then, because their scenes were in different, well, Lex's scene was in a bedroom. So he was in the bedroom. It was like, Dreya was calling her. Yeah. He ain't shit.

So I didn't see Lex at all until, I didn't see at all. Because when I rapped, when I was done, I just went back to my hotel. Yeah. It's kind of almost how like Pacino and De Niro in that heat scene in the diner. It's exactly like. They actually didn't see. each other. It's exactly like that. They shot it at different times. That's exactly what the AD was going for. That's what he said. That's what he said. So I want to be a biter, but I got this inspiration of

not seeing Lex. You know De Niro? Like, you're De Niro today. Like, that's exactly what he said. Yeah. Great video, though. Had a great time. That was a great video. And I even like just the marking of tapping into a podcaster. It was, that was fun. And it was fun to just watch you in a backseat in a music video. Having fun. Yeah. In Atlanta. Meanwhile, I'm over here trying to be a serial killer in mine. not one girl around in the tub with clothes in the tub with clothes on that's what you was doing in your video stalking a girl that has a man like yeah yeah regular but i don't know maybe i'll go the jalo route for this next album no you don't need to do that this video of jalo dancing to kendrick lamar like so i didn't watch the amas so they flipped it to kendrick lamar in her performance and she started dancing you know how they add like a breakdown in like jit is known for this like a random just interpolation um Interpol whatever, however pronounced that. Or is this Syracuse version?

It's fine. Documentary. Documentary. But yeah, they just do that. And it's not about the music. It's about the dance moves. And, like, I really wanted y'all to see this because I saw it and just started busts and out fucking laughing. Like, I don't know who choreographed this.

The trust fall, please. Honey Daniels would definitely choreograph this. She said they're not like us. Oh, my God. Maybe that was a bad way. But did it look better with the real. camera angles? No.

No. Like maybe we just missed the, we missed the points of like, every time it hit the camera move, like, did it look good? Getting somebody's iPhone. The iPhone shit looks nuts. Yeah.

Yeah, that's not fair. The trust fall. The trust fall is what took me out of here. I was like, not even just the trust fall, the fact that she kicked her leg out like that. And then when she did the Dekebbe Mutumbo. No, no, no.

Yo. I mean, listen, we have jokes, but what's that up there? 52? How old is Jay-law? I got to double check. I know Jan is 59, so J-Lo's probably around like 55. Nah, J-Loh, she's-55 exactly. Told you.

That's 55? She's a great-fitting, man. She looks amazing. She looks amazing. She looks great. Do you remember the Justin Timberlake video, like a few years ago when he got back out on the stage? It was probably that choreographer.

Remember how bad those Justin moves were when he was jirating? But I always... I know that. Don't do it, Ma. Don't do it. I always. tried to tell people, man, we just, we looked at Justin, like he had rhythm. He was a white boy had rhythm could sing. But we did put extras on Justin, though. We put extras on it. Everything,

Justin, if you go back and look at all of the early, like post-insync Justin solo shit, a lot of everything was just like, it's like a lot of popping and locking. It's like, I get it, but it's not, it was because it was a white boy doing it. It was like, yo, nah, he, yo, Justin is he that dude. And he, don't get it to his, Justin Blake is amazing, amazing talent. but I think we did put a little bit of gas on Justin. You said it's a whole lot of popping and locking, but that was what it was back then. Yeah, but everything still now with Justin,

if he's dancing, it's going to be popping and locking. Everything. Yeah, but I mean, that happens with most things, like down to the professor or white chocolate. Like, yeah, they're doing the same crossover. Just the same move. But Justin, all right, post, man in the woods, those were some of the craziest moves.

But don't act like when he got the Vanguard Michael Jackson Award at the VMAs was 2013. When he did that medley, that was good. No, Justin, listen, Justin is great. He got busy, but I know what you're saying. He's dope. Like, the dirty pop choreography doesn't hit the same

if you watch it on YouTube now. I hear you. Yeah. But back in the day, that was, that's what it was. Because honestly, Maul, some people could look at you and say that Michael was overrated

in dancing too when it comes to that stuff. Nah, I mean, they can say it, but they'll be wrong. They can say it, and they belong that island that we keep talking about where we need to put people. All I'm saying is back in the day, what we used to look at as extremely good dancing, now you would look at it and the choreography will look very simple. Yeah, no, I get it, but I just feel like Jason DeRulo might be a better dancing than Justin

Timelaide, but we don't say it. You get what I'm saying? Like, we don't say it. We don't say it. Jason Drill is probably a better dancer than Justin. But we don't say that. Nobody says it. Nobody will say it.

He's probably a better dancer. Okay. Because now I'm watching it and like, more, my god, point. Everything is like, it's like a big.

No, yeah, this is what I was, the man in the woods story is when we really saw just, this 2018, 2013, Justin was still,

he was still two-stepping. He was doing, like his Vanguard Award was deserved that mentally was great. 2018 is where things got really weird. Well, this 2003 and he, I mean,

he ain't really busting no moves for real, but I, I don't know. Like, I mean, I'm just, it just feels like a big gap commercial. Like,

I don't know, man. Like, everything is just like, you know, it's cool. You know, he got some style. He could sing. It almost feels like your friend joking in the lunchroom. Like, just dancing like for, like, jokes. It's not to be taken seriously. Yeah, like, he talented.

I'm not, I don't want that to get lost. I'm saying Justin Timberlake is an amazing talent. I just feel like, you know, because he was the white boy attractive, he had style, he could dance a little bit. It's just that, you know, we kind of like, we kind of just. gassed it a little bit, that's all. Yeah, this kind of ass. I ain't gonna lie. Like, you know, looking back, this kind of some ass, but, you know.

Okay, but also... It's muted. You can't judge it on that. Fight for your whites, Peach. Fight for your white. The basketball squeaks with it. That's the funny shit. Put that behind it, Pete. Put the basketball squeaks behind it. Okay, but do we ever

like put Justin on a dance list? No, nobody was ever saying Justin ever like was the greatest dancer. I feel like we're hating for no reason because no one ever was like, yo, Justin Simberlake is the guy when it comes to the moves. Nobody said he was the greatest dancing. No, but even on a list. We definitely put, people love Justin Timberlake because he was a white boy and he had rhythm. We're not going to act like his dancing wasn't part of his, his allure. We're not going to do that. But also like from that era of pop, like Britney danced. Christina Aguilera danced. She can't dance. I know, but that's what I'm saying.

None of us, they're going to kill you for that baby, but I'm not not rolling. I'm not rolling. had iconic choreography at that time that you wouldn't say the way Chris Brown dances freestyle. Any show Chris could just get busy and it'd be better than the actual iconic dancing that Britney Spears did. But it was a time. Like, oops, I did it again. It's not good dancing, but it was an iconic moment in choreography. It's not good, but it was a moment.

Those pop stars from that era all have a very stiff, like, do, do, do, do that they stole. That they stole. One, two, three, four. Yeah, they're counting the four in their head. You can see them counting the four. That's why everything is so choppy the way it is. But, yeah, but it wasn't, but what I'm saying is it's not just them because they can't dance. Because even when I go back and look at Janet's dancing, it was very, like, stiff movement, like sharp movement.

Bruno Mars might dance better than Justin Timberley. Bruno Mars. Bruno Mars might have, he has a little bit more rhythm. Yeah, wait, hold on. Is that a, yeah. But people won't say it. He does. But a lot of people won't agree with that.

White people dance to the lyrics, black people dance to the beat. Yeah, absolutely. We feel it. We feel the music. That's the difference. Y'all hear the music. Even outside of the one in four and, I'm sorry, the one and three and two and four conversation we have with white people, I really think our disconnect is white people dance to the lyrics and black people dance to the drums. Yeah, you got to feel it.

You have to feel the music. Bruno Mars is definitely a better dancing than Justin Tim Lay. I don't even think it's close. But people won't, people won't agree. with that. A lot of people won't agree with that. But again, I never even looked at Brittany. Like, that was just the standard of pop star at that time with boy bands. Like, nobody would say Backstreet Boys was the craziest dancers, but they had the, in sync had the fucking iconic were on string. It was just a bunch of white boys dancing. Just doing shit. Yeah, it was out there

doing shit. Justin I love because his catalog is incredible. Oh no. His voice is incredible. I've never like put Justin even in like a top 25 dancer type shit. Who has ever been like, Yo, Justin, too, that's the guy when it comes of dancing. I mean, it was part of him. It was part of his show. No, it was because it was required at that time. Yeah, it was required at that time. When I took my little cousin Alexandria at One Direction show,

and all of them at MetLife were just on their, like, rappers. Like, they wasn't, no court, they was out there like they was rappers. I was like, oh, this isn't required with boy bands anymore. This is when One Direction was pop and popping, pop and when, before homie split and became solo. they didn't have no real choreography that wasn't required anymore. Yeah. Because it probably would have been trash

in this time if they tried to do what in sync and Backstreet Boys did. They had some pedophile that was an insurance salesman leading them. Like, you think the choreography was gonna be dope? What?

You didn't see the doc? You didn't see the doc. Oh yes, yes, yes. Like, look who was leading. He couldn't even get out of his chair. And Roy, he don't do nothing else. He's going to watch a documentary. Every single time.

That doc was great, though. That was a great document. But yeah, boy bands had to do that at the time, even though they was trash. But, you know, boy bands don't need to do it now. Are you ready to take back your Bruno Mar's take? Or are we going to wait until later this year when the album dropped? That he's a glorified cruise ship singer. He is, though.

He is. Okay. We don't have to talk about it. Listen, Bruno is talented. I'm never saying he's not talented. But it's just like, it just seen. Bruno comes across to me like he's just doing what he grew up watching. Like somebody showed him a bunch of film of great performance.

and entertainers and he's mimicking that. I don't get, I don't really feel authenticity when I see Bruno. He's great though. Like he's a great performer, entertainer, has great records, great songs. But I just don't feel like, like when it's all said and done and Bruno retires, he's not making music music. What do we remember Bruno for it? Like, it's like every time we saw him, it was like he was emulating a moment or time

in music that we have already had. from the style, the fashion, the sound. It's like everything is like, it's like when you're on a cruise ship and they be like, yo, we got Michael Jackson performing tonight. And a dude comes out. He kills it. He could dance his ass off, all of that. But that's not Mike, though.

You understand what I'm saying? It's like it feels like that with Bruno. It's like talented, but it's too, it feels too like you're mimicking something that you grew up watching. And give him more credit. It's the guy on Broadway, I forgot his name that plays Mike on Broadway. Broadway. Incredible. Like, that's a talent, but you're, you're playing Mike. Yeah, exactly. But it takes an insane amount of talent to even mimic it that well. Yeah, no. But I'm glad you're, listen, they killed me for the Bruno shit. You take it now.

Peach, clip it just mall this time. No, no, I'm not, I'm not saying all the Bruno stands. I'm not saying Bruno's not talented, but if we go down Bruno's, he could look, look, this is swing. This is like, we've had this, this, this, this, this era before. So he's going back to that the doo-op looked the style like he didn't make it his own he didn't take an inspiration and make it his own and push it forward he just he just did a garbage copy of it okay to do what he's doing takes an amazing level of talent okay but we've been down this conversation we had yeah we've had yeah I just wanted to see yeah I just wanted to see if you were gonna take back your take you didn't you're standing on it that's cool I disagree with my take though that he was a glorified

cruise ship singer which was hilarious yeah that was it yeah that's all but I mean talented cruise ships some cruise ship entertainers are super they end up on Broadway like talented he's still a talented artist I'm just saying it's not it doesn't feel authentic. It feels like, oh, I can go out there and look like the temptations and sound like the temptations. I can go out there and dance like, you know, Jackie Wilson and James Brown. Like, I can do that. Like, that's all I'm saying it feels like. Yeah. Okay. Well, did you see Jenna get her icon award before we go to voicemails? You know, I'm always going to rep for the real niggas. Janet got an icon award at the AMPA. She performed. I feel like Janet.

We've been giving Janet icon award since 2000. I keep them coming, but. I don't know if the AMA ever gave from one. She got the icon award at the AMA. She performed. That's late. Yeah, like they're giving a giant now.

They're giving her an icon award. Like, well, she's been an icon so she probably was 24 years old. Younger than that. But what I will say, I wanted to bring up something

that she said at her speech. So in her speech, she came out and said, you know, I don't want to be disrespectful. I appreciate this award, but I don't want to be considered an icon because I,

in this day and age, I didn't do this to be famous. Me and my family did this because we were obsessed with music and dancing and singing. We didn't do anything to be famous. We did this because for the love of the art. And I feel like people don't do it for that anymore. And because we were terrified of our father.

Roy, sometimes some things are just not needed. Yeah. Just shut the fuck up sometimes. Okay, I'm sorry. The AMAs needed to tell Janet Jackson she was an icon. I'm the one that's ruining it. No. No, they're late.

I like that. Let's have AMAs. have their moment. Now Janet Jackson is an icon because the American Music Awards. No, Janet Jackson has been an icon. Eminem B. Kendrick. And what? Listen, the whites are up to O against Kendrick. And what? McElmora and Eminem. I don't know. Some award. I don't watch the AMAs. But it's America. Do you think the white rapper's not going to win? Eminem wins favorite male hip hop artist at 2025 American. Definitely. Everyone's favorite. He won

favorite hip hop artist, 2025? The only voters were me and peace? Oh, that checks out. In that case, fight for your white. I get it. I was like, who's this Tyler guy? Who is this guy? What is this music he's making? But do we have voicemails?

You've got mail. What's up, guys? This is Marcello, originally from Harlem, Benalman of state, New York. I've got a relationship out of Rice for you. So I recently started saying this woman, and she's super dope. And we're just super compatible.

Like, she's from Queens, who's up to the boonies. So we also have that in common, right? Like we see life very, very similarly. And she's just super cool. We've been vibed for the last two months. And although it's not something that we've cemented yet, we've had conversations that we're working towards, you know,

being exclusive, our kids meeting, you know, all the things that you want in a relationship. Unfortunately, last night I was putting my daughter down and I was just kind of sleepy. I was going to send her a screenshot or something. I sent a screenshot, but I also like sent a, sent, like another thing, like, which was the next video, which was me engaging in some, you know, ungodly acts with another person. And obviously I sent it by accident, unsented, and then she's like too late.

Like that's, that was her response. And we stayed up until like three in the morning kind of like cashing it out. Obviously she tore into me. And I just, I'm just wondering if there's a bounce back for me, man. Like I really like her. Only bounce back is what happened in that video. morning and she obviously hasn't spoken to me or answered me. Is it, you know, what's, what's my next movie?

I fucked up. I do like your thought. This is one of those that I want to get on Patreon for the Zoom Zoom room as well. Okay. Because I have to know what that conversation went. Like you can't even, there's no way to even like lie out of that. Like, because even if it's like, oh, that was a long time ago, why was that the next video in your phone.

She can also see things a long time ago because you can see the data on the, you can see when it was taken and what time and where. Let's give him the benefit of the doubt. Let's say that he's not cheating and that was just a video he had in his phone. Why was that the first video on your camera roll?

Like there's really no way out of this of a mistake. There's always a way. Like if, let's say, let's say she went through his phone. It's always a way. Let's say she went through his phone and there was some shit from like,

she went through the camera all to like 2020. And there was a video him fucking a chick. You could even be like, I don't go back that far on my camera. I don't even know that shit was there. And it was way before we were together. You could get out of that one. But this is the first video in your camera roll today. Yeah.

I was editing. I was editing. Editing it is crazy. Yeah, I was editing. Yeah, I'm trying to get my TikTok to go off. Yeah, I was doing a day in life. I was actually here. Everyone asked me about my sex routine, so finally I'll tell you guys.

They said four videos of you in May. So I was like, I was like, like, most of you will skip this. Yeah, most of you know, post yourself in May. Yeah, like, so I was, you know, I was getting in on the timeline. That's all. I want him on the Zoomzum room just so I can hear how he tried to get out of that. Yeah.

Because what do you, like, at that point, you just have to be like, yo, I got nothing to say here. But here's the good part. Either if you want to stay cool, if you don't, I understand. Here's the good part. She stayed on the phone, lit them up. So there's still some. Some room.

True. She don't hang up and block you. And that means, yo, you still got a fighting chance. He got to fight his chance right now. He's going to have to take some, you know, you're going to have to, you know, do some things and treat it like a princess and all. Even though he should be doing that anyway if he really ends up. But he's going to have to go above and beyond now to, you know, let her know, listen, my focus is on you. You don't want I want.

You don't want to be with. That's your bag when you get caught? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I go heavy into that bag when I get caught. Yeah. Listen, you're the one. they just distractions you're my focus

you're saying I don't even want to be with the girl that allows me to say but I come home to you I don't even want that girl no that's what you want you gotta have them dumb you need them dumb man you need them too small

you want them to have common sense but you want them to be dumb at the same time absolutely you could be dumb just have common sense though that's all I mean I don't know if there's advice here the ball is in her court. Like, you just kind of have to own that and just,

there's not much you can do. But he said they kicked it. Like, fucking write a handwritten note. I don't fucking know. No, he said they kicked it on the phone. Like, she lit them up. They didn't kick it. She said she tore into me, we spoke about it.

3 a.m. that wasn't kicking it. No, yeah, no. I mean, if they was on the phone for an hour, that's. She was screaming, uh, what's her Instagram? What's her name? How'd you meet her? Like, that wasn't a fun conversation. You never had, you never been lit into for three hours straight.

at no point in the conversation, no, I'm not, I'm not listening to you, like, I'm not gonna stand there and get lit up for three hours. Who does that? No, you know what's the funniest when you get in a getting jumped? Nigger, run. It's okay to, it's okay to get on your bike and run. Like, you're gonna stand there and keep getting hit?

Run, nigga! Like, hang up the phone. You lose and you're down 40 right now. So how do you hang up? If she on your ass about it and you want her, you know you want her back, well, how you get off the phone? Because you got to be like, you'll listen, man. Like, I'm, I know, I have a, I have a, I have a,

problem. I have a sickness and then hang up. So now she's worried. Like, what he mean? He got a sickness? You got to answer the phone for like 10 hours and you just got a text. Oh, you're the you the fake suicide guy. No, no, no. I wouldn't go that far. I wouldn't go fake suicide. I just like, yo, listen, I'm going through some things. I'm trying to get to know what I'm saying. I know. I know I fucked up. Like I always fuck up. I hate this. I hate that I always do this. See, you can't gas like me like that. Because the moment you hang up, I'm a text. I hope whatever you go through kill you. that's the one you keep huh oh you keep her that's the girl you want to be with that means she love you when she tells you that that means she love you because then you're sitting there like

damn my fake suicide was the only shit I had left fuck out of here like you had to gas me or ass like me and say that shit niggins start that crying and banging their head against the wall shit yeah all right and we're only talking about the people that do that fake suicide shit because we can't stand that yeah not real not but i like when you know that somebody's doing that fake suicide shit Yeah, say that type of shit. Call their car because you know they're not going to do it. And now they're sitting there like, well, fuck, I'm not going to kill myself. But now I have.

There's only one thing after. Now I'm sitting here dumb. Yeah, do a flip. Do a flip. What's that shit in the other guys when Will Ferrell takes the loudspeakers? People are down here murmuring. No one believes you. No one thinks you're going to do it.

Yeah, you got to do that. Nah, take out the, you got to ask if she hungry. Like, yo, so let's go eat. Woman ain't turning down, no food. Man, y'all watches too many rom-coms. They're not. Baby, Dee, if he say, yo, get dressed. Even in relationships when it's not cheap, shit.

We're going to eat. Baby, Dee, get dressed. We're going to eat so we can talk about this. You're not getting dressed? Oh, I'll eat in, like, angry. Like, yeah, I'm going to eat, but, like, I'm still on your ass in between. That's okay. That's not really like.

But as long as I got you here in front of me and when you curse me out, we eat in, you could have attitude shade the whole night at dinner. But it's like, I still got you still here, though, is what I'm saying. She just needs to make sure she's still there. And at three. I am in a diner or a Denny's. That's everyone's energy. Wherever.

Yo, get dressed. I'll be downstairs in 20 minutes. I'm coming to get you. Let's go eat. Let's talk about this shit, man. Like, we better than this. Yo, you're getting dressed, baby, Dee. Yo, you send me...

Baby, Dee, you getting dressed. Stop lying to me in my face. You getting dressed and you downstairs in 20 minutes. There's no way. You're going to slam the door. You go. What's you doing in the video, though? You was eating her pussy.

If you was eating her pussy in the video, I'm not eat. I don't give a fuck. I'll go on a hunger strike. Saving a video you eating pussy. Whoa, whoa, wait, wait, wait. It's kind of wild. But why the eating pussy is like... Because it's depending on what I had to see.

Like, how sick did my stomach did I get when I saw that video? Like, if I got sick, like, if you was going crazy, nah, what you were saying? You told her shit the best pussy in the world. I can't, I can't eat. I can't eat, bro. I'm saying, but like, I tell all the host that. You know I'm lying. Like, come on, bit.

I can't eat. I'm sick, nah. Relationships are so fucking funny. I can't. Y'all just both sitting in line to each other and see who get caught lying first. Yeah, that's pretty much the talking stage. I just cannot believe

that you've gotten that line off that if you send a video you fucking somebody else, you tell her, yo, we better than this. You think I've gotten that off? No, come on, man. First of all, I've never done that. I would never get caught slipping like that.

Yeah, like, what type of rookie are we talking to right here? In that scenario, saying, yo, we better than this. Like, why are you arguing? you just sent me a video of you fucking something. Why are we arguing? Why are we letting a small thing?

That's a small thing to a giant. Go ahead. You're going to let something like this break us up? Yeah, like if she's not even cute, look at her. Did you look at it? You're not the girl I thought she was. She ain't cute. Like, she ain't cute.

I was horny. Do you want me to do it? I thought we were stronger than this. Yeah. This is what could break us up? Let we ain't, oh, I guess we wasn't real then. This is it? Oh my God.

Is this a gas light in the lip? Yeah, you got to pull it on heavy 93 unleaded. That's how you got to do it. Yeah. Tell me your true definition of love. Yeah. Because it can't be that. This can't be this.

This is going to break us up. Unconditional. This is just a condition. When niggins start doing shit like that, be like, I'm not arguing with you about this stupid shit. Let me know when you over this. Yeah, I don't know if you, I don't know if that's the time to pull that. I'm way too pussy for that.

Yeah. I would never get a little. Yeah. Not when you send her video or you smash it somebody. You can't pull that card out. That's not the card you go to. No, you put that back in your wallet, sir. Yeah.

No. Put that back. Don't use that one. Yeah. To me, that's like almost to like, oh, well, you've slept with other people too. That's not the car. You're just shooting at anything at this point. Yeah, no, that's not the car.

You want to be aggressive, be assertive, but you also have to be very delicate, very tread lightly. Delicate. Balls in her court. If, if. Yeah, but you got to be aggressive on defense, worry, you know that? Nah. What you mean, no? You can't sit back and let the offense dictate what we do.

It's a boxing one now. You got a press. No, we're picking up four. Stacks. Stacks. Clear. Pick up full. Turn to three times before she cross half court. Bring the double sideline. That's a triple team now. Yeah. That's how you do. But I feel like every move I make every impossible Jalen Brunson shot ever is then going to be trumped on by a Halliburton three that

says, you sent me a video of you fucking somebody else. Momentum killed. That's when you got to pick up full like T.J. McConnell. Whether we score or not, I'm right here. As soon as you turn around, Brunson, in your jersey so now what we're doing. Soon as she says something, yo, get dressed. Soon as she feels like she's about to get momentum in a... Yo, are you dressed? No, that's what you... I'm downstairs. Come downstairs. I'm dressed. That's when you gotta hit him

with the Tatum caption. Comebacks and be better than the setback. But see, here, Marl, as a woman... Bye. He got hung up on. He got hung up on. She's gone. She gone. Nah, tore my ACA. I sent that. Like, listen. She gone. I blew my leg out for the series. She is gone.

gone, but there's going to be another season. So, Ma, this is the thing, right, about trying to not let, like, you trying to hurry up and get her downstairs and get her with you before she get a chance to process her feelings, that can backfire. Of course it can. Because I've had that happen to me. You want it, like, I'm angry

and you want me to be angry, like, stop being angry so quick that you come pick me up, that or we go do something, I yell and argue with you whatever, we have sex, and then it's like, oh, everything is good, but when I'm back home alone, now that I have time to really process what the fuck is going on? We ain't never home alone. We live, together now.

Yo, nothing is scarier. My home is y'all. Nothing is scarier when you fuck up crazy and then y'all argue for three hours and then y'all fuck or then she wants to cook for you. You start feeling like you getting set up. Like, why is she being so cool about this fuck up? I'm here to let you know she is going to go to a day party within the next week. Oh, no, I've been in that situation and even text the group chat like, should I eat this food?

This feels like I'm being poised. Like, I, you don't want to want to want to kick you for like two hours, but everything was cool after and why she was doing that. You haven't. But even. But even. You've never had a wild fuck up and then you end up like arguing and then fucking right after you. Even then I'm a little nervous like, all right, what's going on here? Not right after.

Maybe like a couple weeks after, but not like right after the argument. Have you been cursed out on the phone for so long you start to fall asleep and then you wake up her still screaming that you fell asleep? And it's like, I mean, what do you want for me? Mm-hmm. I can't get a word in. You've been ranting for three hours. I'm exhausted. Yeah, I sat on FaceTime and looked at her ceiling for about two hours.

Oh, my God. She had an air potter. She was cleaning, doing all kinds of shit. You're causing your ass out. Stupid motherfucker. I'm just sitting there looking at the phone, looking at the ceiling. Like, I got to go through it. I'm in, I'm in gone.

Oh, at that point, like, you're so fucking dumb. Like, yeah. Yeah. I ain't going to lie. All you got to be is like, yeah. No, no. A woman hit me with the ice, the coldest shit ever, though. She was like, you're just so disappointed in you.

Oh, that's like, oh, my God. She's disappointed in me. She had hope. She had faith in me. That hurts. When you know you let a woman down, like, disappointed? Oh, my God. The bar you got off of, we're better than this.

Have you ever had a woman, like almost hit you on some parents and shit? Like, you better than this. Like, why did you? No, I'm not. Like, yo, that's what you're going to be in your head like, you don't really know me. Like, that's right on par for how awful I am. Like, this is what you did? Like, I'd never even viewed you like that.

That's what you do? like yeah woman said you like anything hmm ha huh I like I like no I don't do it

yeah you guys start asking homies y'all like anything you hit your man or say you all like anything and then you start thinking like that must mean I'm gay that

callback that must mean I'm gay good job what a way to close do we have another voice I don't care what a woman

ever said on the phone me I ain't never any way that must mean I'm gay I'm gay. Never happened. Never fucking happened. Oh, ain't nothing worse. At this age, that has not happened to me in this part of my 30s. But if it got to the three hour, I'm just sitting there on FaceTime and she just asking all that shit, I would be like, yo, I'm gay. Like, anyway to get off the fucking phone.

Yeah, I did it because I'm gay. Like, how can you leave me, please? Now, what if she said? No, nothing's worse than when you. I knew it. That's crazy. I knew it is crazy. Like, what? Fuck you mean you knew it. Like, what? I knew it. I knew you was. You ever have like a situation ship curse you out? Like not even your girl. And you're sitting like an hour and a half in like, I don't need to be why.

I don't even like you like this. Yeah. This ain't even that serious of relationship. But we can just. What am I doing right now? Yeah. Yo, I'm gay. Leave me.

Yeah. Click. Hang up. All right. Well, we'll talk to y'all soon, man. Listen, man. Hopefully the Knicks are still in this, still in this fight. Game six would be what?

Saturday? Game six is Saturday I feel like game six is Saturday Josh I feel like game six is Saturday Pete I feel like it Saturday We record this on a Thursday I feel like game six

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