New Rory & MAL - Episode 383 | It Was Wrote

Episode Date: June 27, 2025

The weekend is quickly approaching and Demaris can't stop smiling. What's got her in such a good mood? (3:46) We give Mal his props for finally getting a prediction right as he predicted Offset would ...have a crush on Sabrina Carpenter (27:03). Rory responds to your IG comments calling him out for saying Cardi B was "rushed" to put out her new EP (44:31). Somebody has to bring Jim Jones down to earth for his recent comments about Nas (51:00). Plus, Will Smith needs to fire his "yes" men (1:08:03), the XXL Freshman class doesn't slap like it used to (1:13:03), and we shame Jeff Bezos for having the audacity to shut down Venice, Italy (1:18:28) #volumeSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

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Starting point is 00:03:23 Happy Thursday. Yo, see, what the fuck? What was it? A maca and a, this is not a Celsius ad. I'm just, I'm just off baby D for the rest of the week. I don't want to I just because baby Dee like
Starting point is 00:03:39 I'm in her close friends now she posting quotes and her close friends like who does that who you don't want to see those quotes baby D like who can't see those quotes that's on everybody else's page on social like who can't see those quotes then she come in here
Starting point is 00:03:53 Josh says your baby D you look like you in love I can tell baby D like what? Nah I had a matcha and a Celsius What? I had a matcha Celsius and a lemon drop I'm just happy And with energy His name is Macha
Starting point is 00:04:07 He's French Oh boy Baby D just She don't know That we can see through all of that Whatever No I think she's just happy No listen
Starting point is 00:04:15 I'm happy That baby D is happy I'm just saying Her reason For the reason she gave Josh While she has a pep in her step Yeah Today
Starting point is 00:04:23 I believe Pete calls her peppy Lepew Yeah It's absolutely crazy That she said she had a limit drop A Macha And Celsius That would give anybody A pep in their step
Starting point is 00:04:33 To be fair Are you still gonna feel this happy once you crash off all that. Yeah. So it ain't that. It ain't that. It's never that. Like, it's never that. Happy Thursday, we are back. Welcome to another episode of New Rory and Mall. We are brought to you by Boost Mobile. Demaris is boosted today. Oh, yeah, she's definitely boosted. She had her Boost Mobile. Unlimited talk, text. She had her mobile boosted? Yeah, she got unlimited everything right now. She got a limited pep in her step. It's all good, though, baby, Dee. You look good. You look happy. You're smiling.
Starting point is 00:05:07 Thank you. You look better. Thank you. You know what I'm saying? Using all that unlimited data. Yeah, she got unlimited data. Hey, baby, Dibbe on the phone. Unlimited data to about four in the morning. I don't know. Unlimited attachments. Unlimited attachment. A limited attachment is just crazy.
Starting point is 00:05:21 We don't never talk about when the attachments come in and you got to like swipe like a photo album. The invisible ink, though. That was the one. It looked like she holding a hand of spades. And you're the possible? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Baby then you said the hand. the spades over what you had three you have four books which you yeah I know baby you don't send them one by one baby dear you stack them up I know you stack them attachments up I know allegedly 17 attachments is crazy ah one can wish oh my god those are the days you get 17 of them
Starting point is 00:05:53 my wife my wife's not strong enough anymore angles oh my goodness but we are back my mom what I'm just saying it's nothing like you man I remember those days getting those but we are back You don't get them anymore? Nah, man, I wish I don't get, I don't get. That niggins started. I don't, I don't get, I don't get, you don't know how much? No. Spends some time for me.
Starting point is 00:06:16 I don't, because I'm definitely not asking. Because it's better when you get the attachments and you don't even ask for it. Like, you just open your phone. I'm getting to the point that I might need to ask. Like, that's how bad it is out here. Like, I might just straight up, yeah, what's up with it? Nah, that's like asking for sex. It is not.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Yes, it is. It's like you lay down the bed. Well, first of all, what's wrong? with that. Laying down in bed with your girl and asking for sex tonight is crazy. I'm not asking for sex. That's because you've never been a long-term relationship. Yes, I have. Why you keep trying to spread? We're going to get to the narratives you spread about me online. Oh, no, can we do that, please? Yeah, we're going to get to that in a minute. But anyway, yeah, no, it's not that
Starting point is 00:06:49 that's not, I've been a long-term relationship. It's just that you don't ask. Like, it's just, it feels nasty asking for, like, baby, if a guy asks you for, like... When my ex used to ask me for head, I used to drive me up a fucking ball. I mean, I guess that's a little different, but... Well, now how's that different from what I just said? being like yo can i get some head is crazy so how do you ask excuse me madame yeah i would love to partake yeah yeah let me get a little bad head yeah like no you don't ask well you don't ask for a head oh we a wee bit ahead yeah you don't it's a little bit yeah you just lay down in bed and if she
Starting point is 00:07:22 know if it's three nights when she just happens to fall asleep that means she cheating i i know okay no i see y'all and no i be trying to say no i'm wrong a lot and i'm just like I think you're thinking, you lay down in bed with your girl for four days straight and she go to sleep, no sex. Somebody else is tapping that, bro. That is not true. Okay. Like, not even a little bit. Maybe she got a headache.
Starting point is 00:07:47 She's prone to headaches. Okay. Migraine. Y'all get it off. Go ahead. What else? What else she prone to? I'm saying that, no, you don't stay up ass for sex or for head.
Starting point is 00:07:55 But if you've been in a very long-term relationship, live with somebody, everybody works. Like, yeah, sometimes you're in the mood tonight. Sometimes you're straight-up ass that. Not yo. drop to your knees and give me head. It's just... You're in the mood tonight. Yeah, like, you got the energy tonight?
Starting point is 00:08:13 I don't know. I don't even say that. I don't think that's ever happened. I think it's been more of a, like, they'll start. And if we're not in the movie, like, oh, I'm not going to hold you. I'm exhausted. That's happened. Why I would ask in that scenario is because I've been there of trying not to go that
Starting point is 00:08:27 route. And it's even more awkward when you're trying to kiss on your girl and she exhausted. And then you just roll over and be like, all right. Yeah, I guess I should have just asked. Because now I feel worse. If she would have just said, no, I don't have the energy tonight. I would have respected it and just went to sleep. Then you try to kiss on her and she's just not in the mood.
Starting point is 00:08:43 She's cheating. You ever had a girl attempt to have sex with you and you were too tired, so you turned her down so then she masturbated in bed? I ain't never been that tired in my life. Mm-mm. You want it? I got it. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:08:58 I ain't never been that tired. I ain't never been that tired with girls in my bed. And she reched around because you got a wretch around when she was. The retro round? The restroom. I'm ready. I'm ready. What's up?
Starting point is 00:09:09 Yeah, I'm tired. I could be tired. We're just going to be the best seven minutes of the night, though. Yeah. See, that's the thing because mall is not like baby D and me. We let people move in immediately and. And still cheat on them. Hey, yo, what the fuck?
Starting point is 00:09:27 Yeah. Yeah, let's have the painful conversation. Yeah, let's get to it. Let's get to it. Let's get to it. Just because I'm going to somebody else's house. No. You think I'm cheating in my house?
Starting point is 00:09:37 You ain't got to cheat in your house. Where am I going to cheat? Ninety-six percent of cheating happens outside the house. Where do you get that number from? I don't know, but it sounds good. 96% of cheating happens outside of the home. That's actually probably 99% to be- And it ain't got to be physical to be cheating.
Starting point is 00:09:53 If you laying in bed with me and you texting another nigga, that's cheating. I agree. So what we're saying now? Now you ain't never- What I said. What I said. 17 attachments is what you said. That's what you said.
Starting point is 00:10:05 That's great. Now, that's crazy. See the, she and said it. That's a different type of truth. That's crazy. That's crazy. That's crazy. You ain't never sent another dude of pictures while you was laying up with another dude. I have never.
Starting point is 00:10:14 This is what I'm saying. You just sat here with Joy said you'd be on vacation with a dude. He'd take pictures of you and you send him to another dude. Why are y'all lying all of a sudden? Why are we going to sit here and lie? It's no lie Fridays. There's no lie Fridays. We're not lying on Fridays.
Starting point is 00:10:30 I'm here. She just sat down with Joy Taylor. They high five at the idea. being on vacation with one guy, he's taking all these nice pictures of you on the beach, and then while you still on vacation, sending him to another dude. But that's not my boyfriend, so it's not cheating. You're on vacation with this man. That doesn't make him my boyfriend.
Starting point is 00:10:50 You know, see, this is how y'all end up. You see? This is how you end up. You ain't ever took a bitch on vacation. That wasn't your girl? What? No. If I take you the whole food, you mind.
Starting point is 00:10:59 If I put them groceries in there, I'm not leaving until all them groceries is finished. he won't come in here and eat my snacks you have been cheated on 96% of the time then yeah I don't care about that that is not your girlfriend she does not belong to you different breed I don't care yo I seen something
Starting point is 00:11:16 I'm gonna eat all these snacks though before I get out of it this boy said me something that said if I pay for the wax you stand with me to the hair grow back That's a fact I'm not mad at that Who said that Mark Twain?
Starting point is 00:11:26 That's something like a Mark Twain quote Who said that That came right after we the people Yeah Mark Twain was the first I just want to get that off. Yeah, you're not leaving. And he added the N-word in after.
Starting point is 00:11:36 Yeah. Okay, all right, wait to the head. The legs get hairy, arms get hair. Then you could go to him. All right, cool. But if I send you to, what is it, Sugar, NYC? What is the name of the sugar in spot? Guys, oh, you get too much pussy for me.
Starting point is 00:11:48 Whatever the name of that spot is. If I paid for it, $35, too. Nah, we get the whole $3.60. It's about a buck 25, legs, arms, arms, underarms, bikini, all of that. But hole. Take it all off. Sugar, all of that. Sugar it all off.
Starting point is 00:12:03 You ever sat in the room with him with her and the Asian lady? No, she wanted me to, though, because she was like, yo, she don't be getting it all, like, sometimes. So can you, like, coming in, just like, because I think she'd be kind of not wanting to get all up in between my legs like that? That was foreplay. I just won't let you know. Me?
Starting point is 00:12:17 You're going there and watch her get sugared? Yes. The time's I went in there was 1,000% for poor. Like, we fucked in the car after. No, I never did it. But she was like, she was like, I think I'm going to need you to go in there because, like, she'd be leaving a little bit of heads. Like, she don't want to spread the lips apart.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Like, she don't want to. They do be inside. I told this lady, baby, you're going to have to. It's heavy down there. You got to do some heavy lifting. Hold that ass up. Put the elbow on the cheek and hold that. Whatever you got to do, because hold the ass apart.
Starting point is 00:12:46 Also, at the end of the day, though, that little stray hair never stopped me from eating butt. It ain't stopping nothing. What is it stopping? Red lights don't even stop the car. Sure, don't. I don't care about that ticket that red light. I knew it. Oh, I fucking caught you.
Starting point is 00:13:02 We all knew it. fucking caught you. I didn't wave off. Don't wave off. Don't wave off. Don't wave me off like you calling it. All the listeners are confused. I fucking knew it.
Starting point is 00:13:09 Nah. I'm not. Don't wave off. Don't wave me off. Don't wave off the pick. I'm still coming to set the pitch. You're the third base coach like going no, no, no. I'm going to home.
Starting point is 00:13:17 We knew. We knew, baby, Dee. We knew all along. Fucking knew it. You're telling yourself. Trifling is what you are. Trifling. Put that in your bio.
Starting point is 00:13:24 No. Not only am I as a Geminae. I'm trifling. Put that in your bio. I'm trifling. I have tears in my life. Try Flynn. I'm tired of this shit.
Starting point is 00:13:34 I'm sick of it. That's why you just go to the shower. What is this? Studies show that a significant portion of infidelity occurs outside the home with the workplace being a major contributor. Yeah. 100%. I believe it. I mean, shit, based off what you guys posted, it looks like that.
Starting point is 00:13:50 What? Y'all be cheating in the workplace. Who? Who, me and all? Yeah. How? Me and all never be in my allegations. Why would you post that?
Starting point is 00:13:58 I made to ask you. Oh, the Junete? Yes. No, and Pete sent me that I was crying. I was like, I have to post that. No, can I ask you guys? That was the greatest Juneteenth. That was the greatest Juneteenth salute ever.
Starting point is 00:14:10 Yeah, yeah. Are we, am I lying? Insert, we got insert it right here. Yeah, insert it right here. That was the greatest Juneteenth, happy June teeth to all of people around the world, all the black people around the world. Because I have white eyes, I left the studio, and I don't even think you guys put it in the group chat.
Starting point is 00:14:25 I think I got a collab request for the first time seeing it. what does this have to do with Juneteenth? Yeah. Black love. Black love. Okay. Making the whites uncomfortable. Okay.
Starting point is 00:14:36 You were the white that was uncomfortable. Facts. But the blacks, you know, black love and then we laughed. We mean baby Dee shared a moment. Like you're on the outside of the culture right there, Rory. You wouldn't understand that type of thing. Yeah. So you see the laugh.
Starting point is 00:14:47 See how we pushing each other. That's how black people laugh. You know what I'm saying? Like we just showing black unity right there. Happy Juneteeth. The greatest Juneteenth salute ever. Okay, but I hear that. But the clip started with when you're going to give me
Starting point is 00:14:59 some pussy. So you do ask for sex. No, no, no. I'm saying like, don't make me wait for it, is what I was saying. I'm not asking for it. I'm just saying how long, you know, you're going to make me chase it. Don't make me chase. I ain't running. Because of the black love, right? Yeah, we black. You just give that right to you. It's supposed to come on. It's on the calendar. It's Juneteenth. Because the Maris has never seen a black man in a life. That's my first show. That shit was up. When he posted that, I'm like, now see, this is why I got to date strong niggas. Because what if my niggas see this?
Starting point is 00:15:29 Like, peach cutting shit up. Like, if I had one, that's what I was saying. But anyway, anyway, anyway, anyway, when you posted that, I'm like, now what the fuck? I'm like, they always have allegations with me and all. Why am I play into the damn allegations? I think they're going to have allegations anytime I'm in the room. You around, yeah. They're going to just allege that I'm trying to be funny because y'all painted that narrative.
Starting point is 00:15:51 Oh, okay. I thought you were saying that how everyone just views you if a woman is next to you, you got to be fucking. Like, there's no way that girl. No, no, no, no. Wouldn't be next to you and not fuck. No, not like that. I'm just saying like, because y'all say, anytime a woman's around,
Starting point is 00:16:04 I try to get funny and, you know, make her laugh and things like that. Yeah, which I'm mad. I said that before the Joy interview because I felt like you, you curbed it a bit to try to beat the allegation. No, he wasn't. He was like, Joy, you trick?
Starting point is 00:16:17 Somebody was like, Maul Voice ain't never been there. I wasn't expecting the Joy. I was not expecting Joy to say she's a trick. That threw me off. I was like, where I was like, I never got that vibe from Joy that she would be a trick. I've never gotten that vibe from a single woman in my fucking life.
Starting point is 00:16:31 I didn't know women did that. No, no, no, no. But it's usually the unattractive women that are tricks. Okay. Yeah. Yeah, I don't speak to 75-year-old white women that, you know, have their husband's inheritance and want a yoga instructor. Even the 35-year-old woman, if she's unattractive, more than likely she's going to be a trick. Oh.
Starting point is 00:16:49 Yeah. Shit, looks don't mean that much. I've seen women trick, but I know why they're tricking this because they're just not attractive, but Joy is obviously attractive. I wouldn't expect Joy to be tricking on nobody. Would you, would you fuck a old broad just, just to get her inheritance? Like, just one time. You got to spend. What's the inheritance?
Starting point is 00:17:06 What are we talking? Castles in the UK? Let's say at Beach Home and a Hampton. Minimum liquid, you're getting five mil. Okay. And you have to spend her dying days with her, which that's a crapshoot. I don't want to put a number on it because that's really the risk here. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:17:27 Like this bitch could hang on for one month or she could hang on for three years. You only have to beat once. Okay. The silence is fucking kidding. Because I got a, it's a negotiation. My answer is yes, by the way. But like, how does she look, though?
Starting point is 00:17:46 Is it like... She looks like an old-ass, wrinkly woman that's dying. I don't know if I could hit that. Like, I wouldn't get aroused. It'd be hard. I didn't add that into it. Maybe if I start to think about $5 million, I get really aroused. That's what you should try.
Starting point is 00:18:01 Josh is racist, by the way. And a, and a, in a, a, a, a, a woman from Bali, pop, though. Josh is racist. A Balinese woman in nature. And she's in nature. Like, she's in the, that's, that's why Russell Simmons is there. He's stuck in Bali. He's still stuck.
Starting point is 00:18:19 He's still stuck. She kind of right. I feel like, she's not kind of right, baby. I feel like for five. Give me a row and a honey pack. Easy. I just don't know, man. not only that like we're gonna break her here yeah like i'll i'm knocking out the park
Starting point is 00:18:36 nah you wilder see i can nah back shots you know that's crazy that thing smell like oh okay all old people do not stink yo they got a little tang to them old old people got a little tank they sit down in they sit down on that couch you don't been in the house when they said when big mama and them sit down on the couch and they and they all every old person smells the thing Yeah. It's that little tang, that little, like, oh. Where it's like it's not fresh. Like, though, big mama need to take another shower.
Starting point is 00:19:07 Like, it's not, you know how it goes. It's not her fault. She's 83 years old. What you want to? Oh, my fucking. We're talking like that. There's some 83-year-olds that's, like, really in great shape and, like, great health, though. Okay, I'm not talking about them, though.
Starting point is 00:19:18 I know. I know which ones you're talking about. I'm not talking about this racist shit that Josh pulled up. But I'm saying, yeah. Picture in your own brain. Everyone picture in your own brain. But we know old woman. Why do you keep bringing up?
Starting point is 00:19:28 Why are they Aisha? Please. Yeah, no, I can't do it. You got to have some pride, man. All right. How does that, like, ruin your pride? Come on. You ain't supposed to be doing that with this old lady. It's consensual. She won't. This is her dying wish, and she's going to give you her husband's inheritance because of it.
Starting point is 00:19:50 They don't have kids. I couldn't do it, man. I couldn't do it. I would not get aroused. I'm telling you right now. I couldn't do it. The thought of it is, it's just like making me. me want to like throw up in my mouth i can't do it oh damn no you ain't poor enough i would knock the dust off that nah i'm cool raw and i pay for her wax and go in the room they go to wax her the skin is going to come off you want to see white meat yeah like please you can't wax that old lady
Starting point is 00:20:18 man you can't do that she'd be you've been to send her home early yeah send her up yonder have you guys ever given thought to your second wife or second husband this is the scenario your wife or husband second husband that passes away before you and you have a bunch of money have you thought about like what you want that person to be say that again let's say you've been married forever your wife dies you only have so much time left she even gave you the blessing like don't be alone go out what do you think your second wife would be i would i i'm an older man I don't even think I would get married again. At that point, if I'm like 70,
Starting point is 00:20:58 why would I even get married again? Who's going to take care of you, Poo? What? Who's going to take care of you? Shit, I don't know. Hopefully I could take, at 70, hopefully I can still take care of myself. Hopefully, but eventually.
Starting point is 00:21:12 I would think, like, the salsa instructor at the old folks home, like that woman, she could just blow me and get all the rest of my money when I die. Okay. Blow me to the grave. Salsa instructor,
Starting point is 00:21:23 that is very specific. How old is, um... I'm just trying to think of the activities they do it old. How old is Robert Kraft? He got to be 70 something, right? Yo, why Robert Kraft is sick is he's a billionaire
Starting point is 00:21:37 and went to a rubbley. He's 84. 70? I'm still in the game. Robert Kraft, 84. He's still getting pussy. And you age way better than him. That's the fact.
Starting point is 00:21:47 Yeah, 84. Is he still getting pussy? Because he went to a rub and tug in Fort Myers, wherever the fuck it was, that was like a $10 type joint. You need to have a hooker come to your house, sir. Yeah, he just wanted to go quick, you know what I'm saying? So the experience, the humbians? Yeah, his network is 11 billion. I can
Starting point is 00:22:05 promise you he's getting pussy. Okay, so if you're still in the game with, who are you going after? I don't know if I'll get married though at that age. All right, cool. I wouldn't read a girlfriend. Yeah, I would probably get, you know, whoever was like Miss Turks and Kikos, she's probably like 50 something is old now. I probably got there something like that. Okay, so somebody, still look good, but like younger than me, but like still like, you know, not, no, I wouldn't go after no 20 something. That's just ridiculous. But like 50, 55, still look good, still, you know, works out, still does Pilates, but just
Starting point is 00:22:35 the older woman. So like, Jada Pinkett Smith, like that. Yeah. Okay. I got 11 billion. Yeah, I'll just take Jada. No, not, I'm talking about a woman like her. A woman like her.
Starting point is 00:22:47 Yeah. Got you. A woman like Jada. Somebody, women is between 50s and 60s that still like, you know, gets. up, beat juice every morning, Pilates, you know, yoga. Okay. In my 70s, I'm with you there. Once I hit 80, though, Anna Nicole Smith me.
Starting point is 00:23:02 Nah, but you don't need to, though. Can we pull up that photo of Anna Nicole Smith and her husband? But that was crazy. That was the sickest photo, I think, in pop culture. I think she really loves him. I think so, too, baby, dude. He couldn't even speak. You know what else I think she loved?
Starting point is 00:23:15 That inheritance that she thought was coming. She's kissing a corpse. Because she never got that money. She's kissing Jimmy Carter. Yeah, she thought she thought that money. he was coming. What? I didn't wheel Jimmy Carter out to the White House lawn last month.
Starting point is 00:23:28 Don't look at me. Yeah. This is kind. Yeah. That's crazy. Yo, having that many chairs for no one to show up. You don't have that many chairs. But look at the Halloween photo right there on, I guess somebody played Anna Nicole underneath
Starting point is 00:23:44 on the left right there. That's sick. That's a great Halloween costume. That is a dope Halloween costume. Yeah, that was bad. But yeah, once I hit 80, I need that. But 70, yeah. I'll find someone that's 50, 60 for sure.
Starting point is 00:23:59 Yeah, in my 80s, I'll still get somebody in the 50, 60s. Still in shape, take care of herself. Yeah, they do. Listen, sometimes I run across, like, the older women on IG that still work out. And then when they say how old they, I'm like, what? Maybe 65 years old look great. In shape, like, you would never be able to. It's like, wow, like, she looks amazing.
Starting point is 00:24:18 So those women out there that take care of themselves and as the older they get, they still look great. Like, you just got to find them. Okay, before we get to topics of the day, I want to reverse this. I know your answer, so we're going to do a hypothetical. Now, you are dying.
Starting point is 00:24:32 And you have to give your wife the blessing of who she can be with after you die. I know you would say, never that. I'll haunt you for the rest of your life. Hypothetical. You are giving her the blessing. What type of God do you want your wife to be with at 70? She's 70?
Starting point is 00:24:50 She's 70. You died. You have to give the blessing. Don't be alone, babe. Just do what you got to do. I mean, as long as it's another black guy, I wouldn't want her to, like, remarry a white guy or be with a... Remarry a white guy.
Starting point is 00:25:02 Or be with a white guy. Yeah, and I hear that. I wouldn't want that. Yeah, no, I get it. Somebody that's, you know, got this stuff together that's not just in it, you know, just for... You know, I would take care of it, though, right? Yeah, no, I don't want, I wouldn't want my wife to get with a white guy. Now, I feel like this is the plot in your favorite.
Starting point is 00:25:20 You're not Lee. Don't you can't. You can't. I can't die and then now you marry a white guy. Like, no, you can't do that. Okay. Yeah. Keep it.
Starting point is 00:25:27 June. It's some bitches. Come July, though, right? Because it's America. No, no, no. We're going to keep it black all the way through till you're dying day. We did another black guy, though. So just any, any black guy?
Starting point is 00:25:35 Well, he got his things, you know, his shit together. He's doing well for himself. He doesn't have to be like super wealthy and nothing like that. But if he, if it is. He's going to be spending your money. I just want to make that play. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But somebody that still has, you know, something going on for themselves.
Starting point is 00:25:48 It's not just no, you know, 50-year-old man or, you know, somebody that's just not doing nothing. And they, hey, this old lady I met, she got a bunch of money coming out of way. Yeah. I just got to hit it. Like, don't do that to you. Don't play yourself like that. You're going to haunt him? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:02 If she ended up with somebody like that, oh, yeah, I'm haunting the shit out of him, for sure. Mirrors breaking every night. She's a good guy. Nah, fuck, he ain't no good guy. 50 and he ain't got shit going on? What if he looks black, but his grandfather on his mother's side is white? Josh. Sorry.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Is that true? No. Josh don't look black. I thought he was just Puerto Rico. Yeah, but you don't look black. Yeah. No. I voted for Obama too.
Starting point is 00:26:29 Yeah. Twice. Two times. What does that have to do with? Nothing. You just pull that out, bro. Okay. But speaking of moving on to
Starting point is 00:26:41 to the whites, Mall, more the profit. Nah, don't even, because see, y'all be trying to, And when I say things in the moment, y'all be laughing at me.
Starting point is 00:26:52 Like, nah, you always take it too. I tried to tell y'all, nothing hurts a woman more than if her man moves on and gets with a white woman. So that's the reason that you have for your wife. The only thing that hurts more than that is if he moves on and he's with a man. That's the only thing that will hurt a woman more. But right underneath that, that next level of pain is, white woman. Yeah. Your man leave you. Well, so gay and white woman are pretty much the same is what you're saying. No. If you, if you're in a relationship with a guy and he leaves, like y'all break up, y'all
Starting point is 00:27:29 split, end of the ship, you were married. Because they were married, right? Yes. Married. So now you're divorced and now he gets with a white woman. Oh, as a Caribbean woman, that will absolutely crush you. And that's what I was trying to say. I was like, yo, go get. And then I just know Sabrina Carpenter. I'm like, Listen, I know, I know what the type niggas like. I know what niggas be looking at sometimes. When they see them girls, these shows like new artists, she lit, cute, nice little shape. I know what niggas be looking at. So that's what I said.
Starting point is 00:28:00 Does he be looking to? Yeah, I'm a man. So I know it's like, oh, she's the lit, she's the new lit girl. You know what I'm saying? It's like, all right, he's going to go get with Sabrina. Now, I'm not saying he's going to get with her for real, but he revealed that that's his crush. He has a crush on her. Yeah, I know.
Starting point is 00:28:17 I know you do. I bet you do. Because you're looking at the same shit I'm looking at. Young, attractive, lit, talented, got money, got a bunch of fame. All right. I like her. Cool. Now what, Sabrina hears that.
Starting point is 00:28:33 Does she want to entertain it? I don't think so. I think she'll stay away from it. She don't look like the type that are entertaining. Just because of what comes with it. Because now you get the energy from Cardi's fan base, things like that. I think she's going to stay away from that. But yeah, this is exactly what, you know, somebody like Offset should move on and date.
Starting point is 00:28:53 Go ahead. Go get Sabrina. Why not? Have fun. I wish that's how it works. If I said I had a crush. Cardi said the nigga rented out the castle, put her through the mattress, all that. Cool. If Offset get with Sabrina Carpenter, if he pop out at the next Yankee game with Sabrina Carpenter,
Starting point is 00:29:12 Cardi going to be sick. And then takes it to a bashman after? Yeah, Cardi going to be sick. Don't care what Stefan over there doing. Cardi going to be over there. I feel like, you know, she's going to be slamming plates and a dishwasher. Once you in love with the new nigga. Nah, nah, because you still want the, you don't want, you don't want your ex-husband
Starting point is 00:29:29 to get with another lit bitch. You don't want that. You don't wish that for him. You don't pray for that for him. When y'all say y'all wish you the best, no, you don't. A woman ain't never wished her ex-husband the best. I feel like when you're really over them, you wish them the best. Listen, let me explain something to you.
Starting point is 00:29:45 I hear you. If Offset Pops out with Sabrina Carpenter, you're going to see exactly how much Cardi is bothered by that. I'm telling you. That's a fact. I just also don't think... If there was another Caribbean woman,
Starting point is 00:29:56 I don't think Cardi would care as much. I don't think she'd be bothered by that. A white woman, she's going to be bothered by that. Okay. I promise you, she'll be bothered. You're going to see all of her. I don't want my kids around her.
Starting point is 00:30:07 All of this is going to come out. All of this is coming out. Be me to my point. I'm telling you right now, if he get with Sabrina Carpenter, All of this is coming. Cardi is coming out with all it is. What else have you been right about?
Starting point is 00:30:20 A lot. Go down the list, baby, D. You don't want to give me my flowers. You'll be wrong about a lot of shit, but you be right sometimes. I like who you write. I'd be right a lot. I mean, sometimes I'm wrong. It's okay.
Starting point is 00:30:31 Nobody's perfect, but God. But, yeah, I'd be right about a lot. I'm here to hate. What? What is more right about? A lot. No, no. No, no.
Starting point is 00:30:41 I couldn't think of that else. No, no, no. Hear me out. You have been right about a lot of stuff. I'm saying in this instance, is it news that offset finds a white woman attractive? No, no, but I named the white woman. He did name the white woman. Oh, you said Sabrina. Yes.
Starting point is 00:30:54 Oh, okay. I'm so sorry. Yeah. He said Sabrina. Exactly. Oh, my bad. Come on, man. This is me.
Starting point is 00:31:00 No, no, no. This is no live Fridays. We did now. Yeah. This is fate. I apologize. You know she's Amish. She's from Quaker town.
Starting point is 00:31:06 Is she? Yo, when you see Offset churning butter in Pennsylvania, yeah, you're right. Cardia is going to lose her mind. That's what Sabrina's from. Pennsylvania? Quaker Town. That's where the Amish at, right? I always said, that's just what oatmeal grew. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Yeah. Well, there's an Amish person on the front, right? Quaker Town, Pennsylvania. Yeah, man. 1999, Jesus Christ. She was born in 1999. Offset can't do that. How old is? Offsets like my age, right? Yeah. He can't do that.
Starting point is 00:31:38 What you mean? See, again, once again, I'm wrong. I cannot believe people born in 1999 or 26 years fucking old. Time is flying. No, time is flying, baby. If you were born in 1999, you're 26 right now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:52 Stepharm was born in 1993. Well, all right, that's a little bit of a difference. Six years? Come on, man. I love a YM. Come on, man. Yeah, that had offset, man. Listen, man.
Starting point is 00:32:05 And offset, I'm here to let you know, bro. Don't do what you got to do to be happy, man. Did you like his new song? The song with... J.D. Yeah, I like it. Let the bodies at the floor. I like it.
Starting point is 00:32:16 I think it's really good. I like it. Offset to me has always been talented. Like, always like, you know what I'm saying? Offset. I always felt like if the Migos did separate, he would be, you know, he'll be, he'll be okay because he's talented. So, yeah, I like to join with him and J.D. I like that.
Starting point is 00:32:29 I think it's good, too. Do we think Island Records would ever even allow Sabrina to be with Offset? Why not? No. Why not? I think so. Yeah. Because Offset is not, he's not the, he's not the, he's not the, he's not the, he's not the,
Starting point is 00:32:45 the problematic rapper. Like, I don't think he's problem. Outside of his relationship with his wife, like, it's pretty problematic, baby. Nah, I don't think it's problem. Like, Offset is not, I don't ever remember Tom Offset really being, like, in the news for, like, anything violent or, you know, fights, car accidents, drugs, things like. I don't, I don't remember.
Starting point is 00:33:05 Maybe he's been, Offset has been lit for a long time. I'm sure he's been to some type of trouble, but I don't think it's nothing crazy. Like, I don't think he's that problematic of a guy. He's not that, you know, rappers get. that stereotype that rappers are dangerous and this stat and third. Offset to me never came off like that. I don't think, well, Amigos period never really came off like that. But Offset, he doesn't seem like that type of guy. Do you think he's a darling sweetheart of the industry? I mean, I could see Sabrina like in Amigos. I'm not saying Sabrina wouldn't like him. I don't
Starting point is 00:33:38 know Offset, nor do I know Sabrina. I'm not saying they couldn't like each other. I'm saying would a label allow that? I mean, she doesn't need it. She don't need to look. Like if she's, she was an artist that needed to look. She's lit, so she don't need that look. So maybe, like I said, I don't think, I don't think it'll happen. But I mean, you know, Sabrina, she might, she might flirt with the idea of Louis, maybe a record, maybe a song, maybe a video. I could see that, but I think the girl from Girl Meets World, that was a Disney star, and they've now turned her into adult without having to do the Britney Spears route is not going to allow offset. to be in the mix.
Starting point is 00:34:21 You never know. You never know. It could mix it up. I don't know. Island is still part of Universal. And, you know, Elliot's son is now running Atlantic. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:34:30 They could form a Voltron for a rollout. But, you know, this is a sick world we live in. What is it? It's not. I called it. Now, they're not together. They're not dating anything like that.
Starting point is 00:34:44 But this is exactly what offset is supposed to be doing. Yeah, I got a crush on Sabrina Carpenter. Shake the Internet up. There you go. Is that how you would approach it, though? If you're coming off a divorce and your ex-wife gets with someone that's famous, do you feel like you have to get with someone famous? Me, personally?
Starting point is 00:35:03 No, not me. I wouldn't play that game just because that's not the type of guy I am. Am I mad if Offset plays that game? No. Not at all. Like, you want to go get, you know, just NFL superstar? Okay. Cool.
Starting point is 00:35:17 I'm going to go get, I'm going to go tell her where I have a crush on Sabrina Carpenter. after you saw her in the mirror filming him doing 10 sets of 225 would you hit the gym oh yeah you got to do that yeah yeah but quietly you're not posting it nah see that's where you can you can't post the gym you just got to pop out one day yeah you just got to pop out one day and everybody be like yo offset put on waiting in the gym he's been in the gym that's the type of you can't show like the process yeah you got to show when the work is done and just like one day random pop out on stage and with a, you know, just one of those white, you know, one of those white
Starting point is 00:35:55 t-shirts that lay the right way at the gym. That's how you do that. I think he's maybe going the wrong route with the white woman because I think you should stay athlete to compete. I think offset should go after Caitlin Clark. All right. Listen, if that's the name you want to throw out there, then, hey, you know what I mean? It is what it is.
Starting point is 00:36:18 But, you know, I just don't. She checks all the boxes. No, superstar. She's white. Superstar. Superstar. Superstar athlete. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:25 At the top of her leave. Absolutely. Absolutely. She's got the name. Yeah. Yeah. No, listen, you're making points. You make, you make invalid points.
Starting point is 00:36:34 I'm in a weird mood today. I just don't know if that's offsets pedigree. If that's his type of. I didn't say it was his type. I'm just saying we're going off the competing route. Yeah. I mean, yeah, that's the one. Okay.
Starting point is 00:36:48 I'm not mad at that. I'm listening. Offset, do what you got to do to be happy, man. I just want offset to be happy because it hurt. It's painful seeing your woman move on with NFL star and she posting how she just got put through the mattress and all. That shit hurt, man. I want to hear that. Keep that to yourself.
Starting point is 00:37:06 Why are you telling it? And then it's like, why are you putting that out there? It was probably a good mattress too. It took a while to put it through it. Oh, you know, it was a great mattress. You know what I mean? He rented out of castle. This nigga renting castles for you and shit.
Starting point is 00:37:17 Where you found a couch? Like, where did you find that? Yeah, man. A real one to make it happen. A real nigga to make it happen. A real nigga to make it happen. See, I love when they talk. like that when a relationship is new and that honeymoon
Starting point is 00:37:27 as soon as this nigga Stefan will pop out with one of these chicks they don't even know his middle name they don't know nothing about him except that it's new and fun that's it that's all they know they all they care about but listen he's the real estate I've been with it have fun been with him for 10 days you don't know no fucking thing about him as long as Cardi is happy and having fun I'm not talking about Cardi and Stefan I'm not talking about Damaris yeah yeah Camaras too she was one of those she one of them ones
Starting point is 00:37:53 she one of the ones happy she come in here Whenever they start humming, like, songs, you're not even listening to that. Shout out to Isaiah Falls and Joyce Rice because butterflies is an amazing. Yeah, it's a joint. Amazing, right? That's one of them. Yeah. One of them joints, right?
Starting point is 00:38:08 Yeah. How you identify with it? Yeah, what spoke to you? Like, what you? Um, he said, that smile could give a thug butterflies. Mesmerized by you. All right. So we know he has two felons.
Starting point is 00:38:20 Hold on, hold on, hold on. Say that again, maybe. Did he? He said, baby, you're perfect. Don't let no one tell you otherwise. That smile could give a thug, butterflies. I'm mesmerized by you. Thank you for that.
Starting point is 00:38:40 Thank you. Baby D. Thank you for that. Thank you for that. I'm glad you enjoyed that record. It's a beautiful record. Shout out to Joyce. And Isaiah.
Starting point is 00:38:47 And I've seen you randomly while we were in the office and you had your AirPods and tweet lyrics to My Phone Can Die. Yeah. And I know what that song is about. My phone can die. Mm-hmm. You don't need anyone, but you want to. I'm not sure.
Starting point is 00:39:04 No, you could go on jeans now. Look at the lyrics. The one you love is right here. The one you love is right here with me. Baby Dee would fall in love as soon as the summer starts. Like she, that's exactly what she would do. I'm good for that too. You're singing all these R&B tunes.
Starting point is 00:39:17 You posting all, I'm in your close friends now, so I see the shit. I see the quotes. I see all this. I'm like, and I wanted to respond to one of the course, like, baby D, go to sleep first of all. Take your ass to bed. But I say, you know what? I'm not going to say nothing because I told Baby D, I'm just happy to be in the close friends Club now. I'm just sit in the back and chill. I'm not going to, you don't even know I'm here.
Starting point is 00:39:37 I'm not saying nothing. But just know I've seen that quote and I wanted to respond like baby Dee, who? Who you talking to? And wasn't this the back outside summer? According to Cardi, it is. No, according to the matter, I feel like a few months ago we were talking like, this was the summer. You don't go outside to stay outside. Did Cardi go outside to stay outside? My bitch went outside for two days. Not see how they outside together. That's all. You outside. Heard you, baby, baby, Dee. This is all produced. This is all produced.
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Starting point is 00:45:09 second and actually get to some news because we've been bullshin. Josh had put that we were getting killed on IG for saying that Cardi's album might have been rushed. Is that true? I didn't even check the comment. Yes. They kept saying seven years. How was seven years being rushed? And it's like, people are so stupid. No, I understand what they're saying, though. I don't. I understand what they're saying, but they, they misunderstand what we said. We're saying that it's rushed because everything that happened with the label heads that signed Cardi were, are no longer there. and now all of a sudden that they're not there, the album comes out.
Starting point is 00:45:42 Outside came with no visual, and we've seen Cardi's biggest strength when she puts out music is putting it with an incredible visual. That didn't happen yet. Wait, I don't know. I'm done with Internet comments. Are people that redacted? Yes. They just hear what you said, but they don't understand context.
Starting point is 00:45:58 So in the context of everybody that signed, Cardi that had something to do her first project, no longer being at the label, and then now all of a sudden, the album, is out. Now, Cardi, like we said, if they listen to it, but people just watch clips. Now that the album is coming out, we know that some of these songs probably have been recorded for a couple years, maybe some tweaks here and there to some lines that may be dated and things like that. But overall, I think the project has been done for a few years now. But when you do a project for a few years, and Rory had this issue when his, when you were doing your album and I kept telling you, hey, stop changing songs.
Starting point is 00:46:37 and you're like, this sound isn't relevant anymore. I'm not in love with this song anymore. Like, when you've been recording an album for seven years, things are going to habitually change. The sound's going to change. Like, you can't release music that sounds like fucking 2019, 2020. Like, you have to keep up with the time.
Starting point is 00:46:54 So, yeah, sometimes shit is going to be new. And also, she addressed why the two of her biggest songs are going on the album. And she says, people search for them all the time and are not on an album. She has a point with that. Like, when you're looking at the song, looking for like your biggest songs have to have a home. And that home is usually an album. I mean, all right.
Starting point is 00:47:13 If I go to Spotify right now. So for example, when I go to Apple Music, right, unless you go to their, if you go to look for an album or you go to listen to an artist's album, you're going to miss two of her biggest songs because they're not on an album. If you go to the albums and hit shuffle, which a lot of people do, you will not hear those songs. I mean, when I type in Cardi B on Spotify, which is the biggest DSP, so I'm just using that as an example.
Starting point is 00:47:37 I mean, it's the third song when I click her artist page. I don't have to search for it. Yeah, but if you're going, if you're people who listen to albums, babe, I listen to albums. I don't listen to singles. I listen to, when I listen, going to listen to our artists, I'm listening to their album. I get what you're saying, baby D, but no. But I don't. People can find Wop.
Starting point is 00:47:54 Like, I'm actually, I'm trying to compliment how big of a song Wop. Now, let me be clear. I don't care if she put on an album. Because like I said, it's on the track list is the last two songs, Wop and what was the other one? Up. up the last two songs on the track list. I really don't care about it. Now, the fact that it came out that her song is already able...
Starting point is 00:48:14 Her album. Her album is $1.5 million? Well, no, I told you guys that they changed that rule. And she spoke to that as well. That's why I'm still confused why it's on there. It counts for overall. That's called for first week. Okay.
Starting point is 00:48:28 Well, if it counts for overall, these two songs don't even count for first. Listen, man, this is why I don't even like to talk the numbers. I mean... Because it's just... I just want the music to be good. I said it when she announced the album. I don't care. Okay, you made us wait seven years.
Starting point is 00:48:41 But this is the thing now. Because you made your fans wait seven years. And again, the success that Cardi had first album, not many can say they had that type of success on any album. She had it on her first album. So you set the bar high. You let your fans wait five, six, seven years. Cool.
Starting point is 00:49:02 As long as the music is good. And as long as the album, people love the album, the weight don't matter after that once the album's out and people's like, yo, there's some shit on here. It don't even matter how long people had to wait. All of that goes out the window. But the music has to be good. Yeah. That's the bottom line. We've spoken to that. She brought up how she's not, a lot of the pressure that she gets to do shit the cool way. Like, for example, she brought up that she didn't submit WAP for a Grammy. I was going to ask you, being Barty Gang, what does she mean? I did not know that the haters made her not
Starting point is 00:49:34 submit Wop, why would you not submit WAP to the Grammys? Because people feel like it wasn't no album came out. It was a big, it was a big controversy. Like, yeah, it was a big controversy. Wait, just, do you need an album to submit a song? I don't. I mean, I would I didn't understand that when it happened either.
Starting point is 00:49:50 I didn't understand that when it happened. I think it was because of the graphic nature, possibly, of the song or something like that. I can't remember exactly what it was. But she was pressured to not submit it and she didn't, which sucks because she probably would have one. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:50:05 Like the biggest song of that year. Yeah. So I think her thing is like, I don't want to just be like, oh, you shouldn't do this. You shouldn't do this. Like I should do this the cool way. And it's like, man, no. Any fucking artist in any label will tell you to do that. To give your two biggest songs a fucking album home.
Starting point is 00:50:22 Everybody else does it. Cardi to me doesn't come up across as a liar. But that does not make any sense to me. There's no way a label is going to say, yo, the fans will be mad if you submit. No, it wasn't the label. label. I wasn't the label. Who do you think submits to the Grammys? Yeah, but I don't think it was the, she said, I let y'all bully me and I think it was, it was something else, but it wasn't the label or the fan. I'm not sure. And this isn't research,
Starting point is 00:50:49 but I was asking you because when I read that, I'm not, I don't know all the details today. Well, I mean, does it matter? Cardi's album is coming September 19th. Yes, Stimber 19. Am I the drama? Again, I'm just, you know, I just want the music to be good. I want Cardi could, you made, made us wait seven years, cool. It was busy, had family, married, respect all of that. Make sure the family is good, first and foremost. Whenever you want to get back to the art and the music, you do that. So obviously, she feels like she's in that space.
Starting point is 00:51:20 I'm just hoping that the music is good. She got some shit on there. And that's it, man. All these numbers and why I didn't put this out. All of that is, once this album drops, if the music is good, all of that, the shit doesn't even matter. So can we stay uptown for a quick second? Let's always stay uptown, bro. What's up?
Starting point is 00:51:35 But you want to chop to you. It was good. I do want to thank our brother-in-arms, Jim Jones, for making Nas relevant again. Thank you. Wait, what? Thank you to Jimmy. You know, Nah's a legend,
Starting point is 00:51:49 and I appreciate that our guy, Jimmy, has made him relevant once again. See, you being funny, and I respect that. I respect you being fun. I respect you being funny. He's being funny. No, no, I respect you finding humor. And you know that's my guy. No, listen, I respect you finding humor in this.
Starting point is 00:52:04 Now, we spoke of it. about this someday. I thought... And then he doubled down and went and did another interview. I thought Jim was trolling. And to some extent, I feel like he may still be trolling. He said last Sunday on Instagram that he was trolling. Yeah, but now this latest clip that came out, he sat down with Bagfuel. Yeah. And Clue was on there as well. He sat down with them and his quote was, what I did for Nas recently probably has never been done in his life. Last time he was in some viral shit like this was when he was getting at Jay-Z.
Starting point is 00:52:40 Now, he may have a point with the viral thing, right? He may have a, because Nas is not somebody that goes viral much. If that there wasn't, viral didn't exist when he was going to Jay-Zee. This is what I'm getting at. But on the flip side
Starting point is 00:52:57 of this, I don't think Nas cares about going, he owns ring cameras. Like, you know, Really? Yeah. I didn't know that.
Starting point is 00:53:07 He's one of the first investors in Ring Camera. Like, I don't think Nas... I don't think Nas cares about going viral. And that's the thing, like... You don't think... Nas does not care about going viral. And that's the thing, like, not... Jim, I understand what Jim said.
Starting point is 00:53:22 So he may have a point. No, he doesn't. No, no, he may have a point in the whole Nas being viral thing. What's the definition of viral? But at the same time, Jim, you're going viral off of talking about Nause. The things that you're saying about Nause is why you're going viral because people can't believe that you're actually saying these things about Nause.
Starting point is 00:53:48 It's like, Jim, what you've done, and we talk about all the time, what Jim has done to me, he has surpassed what anybody ever thought he would doing music. He has dope albums, dope songs. and if you've been around long enough to see diplomats from the start to where it is now, you are looking at Jim like, damn, like he really turned his music career into something really lucrative. Like, Jim wasn't even rapping at first. So for him to be doing what he's doing now, and then when you look at his catalog and the songs, it's like, oh, shit, he got some joints. Salute to that.
Starting point is 00:54:25 But this is Nas we're talking about. Like, this is one of the goats, one of the, and, Jim has been on record praising Nas and saluting Nas. If you're from New York City and you grew up in New York City and hip hop, there's no way you didn't look to Nas at one point and be like, yo, that's that dude. All of us have looked up to Nas saluted Nas at one point or another. So now with this thing of going viral, yes, more people are talking about it,
Starting point is 00:54:54 but they're talking about it in a way of they can't believe that you actually said that you have more billboard entries than Nas, which we know that's not true. We debunked that in about 17 seconds. But everybody had to check first because it was kind of like, for somebody even say that, that's like, word?
Starting point is 00:55:10 Like, hold on, he might. Because if you start thinking like, damn, I don't know about the billboard shit, yeah, like, maybe. I don't know, I don't pay attention to billboard like that. Jim being an artist, he would pay attention to his billboard. We don't really look at that.
Starting point is 00:55:21 So it's like, word, you got more. It's like, nah, we checked it. We were right. Of course he doesn't. Cool. But now the whole, on viral thing, but at the same time, Jim is going viral for talking about Nas, who hasn't said anything.
Starting point is 00:55:38 That's the crazy part about all this. Like, Nas still hasn't responded to any of this. And he probably won't. But I'm asking, what is viral? Well, viral is just where, you know, you sit down on these platforms and you say something and they clip it and it goes everywhere, blogs pick it up and, you know, that's the viral thing. Everybody picks up a soundbite of you saying some crazy shit. Okay, Nas, when he named his album, Hip Hop is Dead, when I was in high school, was that not a version of viral?
Starting point is 00:56:06 That was the biggest conversation ever. When Nas wore a shirt to the Grammys that had the hard ER on it, was that not viral? Absolutely. When Nas put Kalisa's wedding dress on the album cover, was that not fucking viral? Talk your shit, Nas fan. Yeah, but no, but Jim is talking about recently, recent virality. Nause is almost 50 You shouldn't be going viral
Starting point is 00:56:33 So is Jim And listen Different paths And I'm not judging either of those paths What works for people works for people Like we say We love what Jim has been doing later But like why all of a sudden
Starting point is 00:56:44 Now that's a stat Because someone that doesn't want to go viral You got him viral Yeah like it's not a stat Nog is 51 Nause is 51 How old is Jim? Edible age
Starting point is 00:56:53 Is Jim Jim Jim That's a you'd pick For your second husband Jim will be 49 in July. Jim don't go viral for his music. Well, that's what people are saying. It's saying like you're going viral because you're talking about one of the biggest rappers ever. You're going viral.
Starting point is 00:57:11 You're a musician that's going viral for nothing that has to do with music. So that's what people are pointing to. So, you know, it's just they're playing two different games. Like, Jim is playing a game or cares about a game that Nas doesn't even care about. Like, that's the difference here. Do you remember when Nas hopped on Let Nas down remix? Yeah. That's not viral?
Starting point is 00:57:35 Yeah, I mean, no. People were talking about it. But I'm just saying he's talking about as recently. Listen, let me be clear. What Jim is saying, Jim is wrong. Like, Jim is wrong in what he's saying. Like, I'm not trying to, you know, say Jim is right. But again, I thought Jim was trolling, but this last clip.
Starting point is 00:57:51 What's the definition of relevant? Because Nodz just launched with Mass Appeals seven hours. that are coming out this year that he's EPN. That's why I said, two different games. They're playing two different focuses, two different goals. He put out the Supreme Doc. Yeah. It's two different goals, man.
Starting point is 00:58:08 That's all it is. But I thought Jim was like really trolling when all of this started when he said he has more billboard entries than Nas. But now with this latest clip, like his energy seems like, no, he's serious though. Like it seems like he's, I'm making Nas relevant. I'm making Nas relevant. It's never been what I'm doing for him. him has never been. And I'm just looking at him
Starting point is 00:58:29 say that and I'm like, yo, but Nas is not trying to be like in this viral thing. Like he's not even playing that game. Like, Nause don't care about that shit. But I mean, listen, me, whatever. And if he's going off those conversations of talking on a podcast about
Starting point is 00:58:44 Nas in a viral sense, okay, yes, Jim, you are correct, but a few years ago, two years ago. Irv Gotti went on drink champs and told the story of after Nas signed, he wanted to go to Baltimore with a bunch of Maybacks and stunt in the hood.
Starting point is 00:59:02 And Nas was like, I think I'm cool, bro. Yeah. That went way more viral than this did. Yeah. And again, I like the gym double down on it. Go ahead. Keep talking. I mean, listen, again, he's going viral.
Starting point is 00:59:18 He's right. Go for it, man. You know what I'm saying? But it's just like it's going viral because people are kind of confused at the things that he's saying about Nas. It's kind of like, yo, but this is NAAs you're talking about. Like, he's not trying to be viral or trying to be relevant, like, whatever we think is relevant.
Starting point is 00:59:35 Like, Nause is, he's doing a whole bunch of other shit and, you know, he's, he's well off. He's, he's great. Naz is in a very great space in his life. And that's why I feel like with Krashon Rock, when she was saying she made blueface relevant again. I'm like, oh, we talk about blueface. Like, he's the Naz of his generation. You can't even, like, say that type of shit. She's not wrong.
Starting point is 00:59:55 he's in jail I think she was talking about can we have some grace for people please I think she was talking if I'm not mistaken I think she was talking about when they were dating I don't think she was talking about currently was she talking about currently
Starting point is 01:00:08 I don't know and I actually don't really care I was joking we don't have to deep dive into it but I don't know they I'm sure they helped each other with the viral shit when they they did a show where their families were beating each other up like for viral moments yeah they probably both helped each other She said I'm the reason Blue's where he's at now.
Starting point is 01:00:27 He's in jail. So you snitched. So what did she say right now? So you're right. I'm the reason Blue's where he's at now. Okay. He was a flop. Y'all need to stop playing with me.
Starting point is 01:00:35 Yeah, he was who he was. But everybody had the same opportunity I had when I came around him and they didn't nothing. I put him back on the map. What did anybody else do? I don't want to get into that because that's a ghetto part of the world that I'm not really a part of. But from what I saw, the only thing I ever saw Blueface was bust down
Starting point is 01:00:50 Thatiana. Great record. With Cardi's remix. That was my shit. I'm just saying we'll move on to like music that we care about but I will end this with if you have my face
Starting point is 01:01:00 tattooed on your whole fucking neck you can't call me a floppy. Your neck floppy now. Floppy-ass neck. Clock it. Clock it, clock it, baby.
Starting point is 01:01:12 I'm not arguing with you. Anyways, Doche and Tyler. Yeah. Doci and Tyler's previewed a new track called Get Right. And the great MIA, our beloved MIA, is saying that our beloved, our beloved, our beloved MIA is saying
Starting point is 01:01:30 that that track was stolen from her track, boys, if I'm not mistaken. Josh is the name of it? Yes. So we listened to both before we started recording. What do you guys' thoughts? Well, here's the thing. I had heard the record when it came out a few days ago for this fashion show. And I liked it.
Starting point is 01:01:47 I wasn't aware of the MIA boy shit. And I watched MIA's Valuetainment interview. I even sent some clips to mall like, you know, this is, you know, one flew over the cuckoo's nest with MIA right now. So when I saw this clip, I was like, here goes MIA. And then I clicked it. I said, boy, does she have a fucking point? I mean.
Starting point is 01:02:07 Yeah, I don't know she cooking. Okay. Here's me to give bail, because you guys think I hate Dochi. When they previewed these records, we saw with the whips and chain shit, with the clips two years ago, nobody's clearing this shit who's to say that they didn't already know that
Starting point is 01:02:25 let's say Dochi is a fan of MIA and knows that boy's record which I didn't know it maybe she knew she was going to sample it they were peeping it like they're going to clear it and like pay her
Starting point is 01:02:38 I still if I'm MIA feel a fucking way don't play some shit in one of the biggest fashion shows and you didn't check I don't even know y'all cut the record yeah like no I would feel a way but it's too
Starting point is 01:02:50 too obvious that Dochi or Tyler or whoever produced, oh, no, it was produced by Farrell. There's no reason Farrell didn't know that that's not it. Does MIA own the... Well, Farrell's track record. Record. His history. He's been caught in some, you know, hot waters when it comes to sampling. A little bit of a pickle.
Starting point is 01:03:12 No? Yeah, but Farrell, out of all of our A-list producers may be last on that list. Oh, no, I'm not saying, I'm just saying it's... He's not a... Timberlin, and this isn't just because of the AI shit. Tim has been caught a thousand times with sample shit. Farrell's really low on that list as far as the sample shit. It was really just the blurred lines thing that went, you know. It's a big record. Yeah. But other than that, Farrell has been really good as far as crediting artists and like. Yeah, definitely. But this, I mean, this is kind of like a straight.
Starting point is 01:03:44 Listen, MIA, I know people have their gripes and their funds about MIA and, you know, like to say she just. just be looking for a reason to flip out and be upset about something. She has a legit reason here, though. That sounds just like her record. She's also not because, I mean, the nearest example that I could think of is milkshake, which was produced by the Neptunes, was sampled on Beyonce's album. And Calise wasn't originally told or paid or whatever that was. And that was a thing because Farrell just gave it, you know, gave that little thing to
Starting point is 01:04:16 Beyonce. Eventually, like, Beyonce just took it, took it off because Calise was. up about it. Okay, so with pub, it's different. So let's say Calice wrote the lyrics to milkshake. That's not what was sampled. Forel owns the pub on the music that was written and that in most cases would be his choice and his publisher's choice to do so. Her voice saying Lala was in. Oh, then never mind, yes. But also there's shitty pub deals where if you have not recouped your pub deal, sometimes you can't even make that decision. It's your publisher's shit. Like that money won't even go to you. Let's say, which I'm sure Calise has probably fulfilled her, her pub contract.
Starting point is 01:04:56 It's Calice. Like, huge records. But if I sign a pub deal and they give me, I don't know, 500,000. And I don't get to a point where I recouped that. Let's say I get a sync on a TV show. That goes to my publisher. I'm lucky if I signed a right deal with that advance that I can make the decision with my publisher yes or no on if we approve on it. But that money doesn't go to you. That's not your decision. Yeah. That's why. everyone says stop signing fucking pub deals. Because they get to decide what they can do with your music. And if you don't recoup, you fucked.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Yeah. So with this MIA situation, I'm looking now, it's produced by MIA and Switch. Who knows what those splits were? I don't know where MIA's pub shit is at. A conversation could have happened that maybe legally she's not privy to and no one did anything wrong legally. And that's how fucked up the music industry is.
Starting point is 01:05:50 And I'm artist first, but I'm just telling you what paperwork first is the only thing that matters in this situation. So we don't know what it is, but because Farrell is the one produced the song and produced these fashion shows, I don't think we should be killing Doche or Tyler on this entire thing.
Starting point is 01:06:08 I'm sure Dogey was like, wait, you about to play that? Yeah. You'd have to look at Farrell and see what he was doing. But I also don't think when you have a company like Louis Vuitton, like you're just taking risks like that. Yeah. So I think somebody spoke to somebody. I just don't know if MIA was privy to it,
Starting point is 01:06:28 which is fucked up. But if I'm her, I'm right on IG and Twitter too. Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? It's my song. I also, you know, I also, I'm not against the idea that even though somebody spoke to somebody, people are okay letting the, having the artist not know because when the artist comes out and starts talking about it and it gets picked. about all the blogs, it's free publicity.
Starting point is 01:06:53 I'm also not against like, oh, okay, she's going to be pissed about that. Oh, well. She'll talk about it. She'll act the ass in. Nobody will care. And it's free publicity. Shit, I'm, you guys are going to have me here defending corporate. If somebody signs a pub deal 20 years ago, there's a whole new regime there that
Starting point is 01:07:11 doesn't know your manager, doesn't even know who to get in contact with, and legally I don't need to. Yeah. I'm at my job. Like, all right, approved. I'm going to all right. off your, I check with legal. This is my job here to approve some shit.
Starting point is 01:07:24 It's going against, it's going against your budget. You owe us money anyways. What I'm going to just try to track you. I'm going to call DM you on Instagram. Like, people change managers. How long is MI billing game? 20 years?
Starting point is 01:07:38 More than that. She's probably had 15 different managers. I don't even know who the fucking contact. And I don't need to. So which is fucked up. I'm just telling you how it works. Yeah. But yeah, I'm with it, though.
Starting point is 01:07:53 I'm not mad. You got some fucking nerve. She got a point. You got some fucking nerve. She got a valid reason. Obviously, that is a sample of her record. So, yeah, we'll see what comes of it. And if they made that mistake, she has all the leverage in the world now.
Starting point is 01:08:11 Because I think it's a great record. I know some people were killing it, but that's a joint. Farrell, Dochi, Tyler, that is a joint. That's going to work. for sure. Mom and I was like, this is a sink heaven. That's going to be movies, commercials. This record is out of here. If they didn't
Starting point is 01:08:27 go take the proper steps, all right, you want this shit out? M.I. I could take the whole pub on that if they fucked up that way. Yeah, I own 100% of this pub. She will eat off that shit if they want to release it. Yeah, I still think I was wrong about Will Smith having a midlife crisis. I've never
Starting point is 01:08:43 said he wasn't having a midlife crisis. We never said that. I think our thing was you said he was clout chasing and that's what we disagree. Don't. So yeah, I don't think he's cloud chasing. I don't think that he's cloud chasing. Part of me saying he having a midlife crisis because he's cloud chasing, he doesn't have to. I think he might be having a midlife crisis, but I don't think that he's closed chasing. But I get what you're saying. We can agree to disagree. You see more footage that lends to you.
Starting point is 01:09:05 You haven't? Oh, what's he been doing? You haven't seen him on Charlie Sloth? You haven't seen him in the streets of London, like rapping, freestyle in the street? You didn't see none of these clips? I have not. Like, he's recently on? Yes. Charlie. he's on fire in the booth can we watch it now if y'all would like to but I'm just telling you
Starting point is 01:09:24 we'll do it on Patreon wait but can we take a quick break and watch it and then come right back in this is new this just happened I think this came out how many days ago Josh four days ago? Oh yeah we have to watch this all right we're back upon further review I don't know mom may have a point
Starting point is 01:09:39 he cooked there's way worse rappers that no he's not he's not clout chasing I'm I'm still on the side of this is a midlife crisis. He said in the freestyle, he has wealth trauma. I actually thought it's kind of hard, but I see where he was trying to take it.
Starting point is 01:09:59 I feel like Charlie was the worst in that entire thing. I don't know if it was Will. All right. Well, listen, man, you know, I love Will Smith like everybody else do, man. I just think that it's certain things that he shouldn't be doing at this point in his life and career. Will Smith shouldn't be rapping on Charlie's love. He shouldn't be rapping in the streets of London. I send it to you, Roy, if you want to see that other clip.
Starting point is 01:10:21 You're just saying he shouldn't be rapping. You keep naming places. He just shouldn't be rapping. Will Smith don't need to be doing that. This is Will Smith we're talking about. And it's like, I get it. You know, that's your first love, your first passion. But you're so successful in Hollywood.
Starting point is 01:10:36 You should look at rap as like, ugh. I would never do that again. No, that's fucked up. Don't do that's a rap. What? Because what are you doing it for? What are you doing it for? Because he enjoys it, mom.
Starting point is 01:10:47 He's not going, all right. The first rap Grammy. All right. He enjoys it. That's what's up. They have three kids? Yeah. No, Will Smith has three kids.
Starting point is 01:10:56 But Jada will tell you she has three kids too. Yeah. Well, that's fine. But who's the other kid? His first son, the oldest son. Oh, fuck. Just the two of us type shit. I forgot about that.
Starting point is 01:11:06 Yeah. Okay. Well. Shout out to Trey. He's doing the post promo for the album, dog. You have to remember the rollout. The rollout now and this time is after. So he's got to keep.
Starting point is 01:11:17 That's why he in London. I think it's a. Hollywood actor. He has to keep doing it. No, he does not, bro. What the fuck? You're saying he's that act better as a rapper? No, he just doesn't need to be rapping on Charlie Sloth or anywhere else. Or anywhere else is so funny. What are we talking about? Like, this is Will Smith we're talking about. This is like hip hop royalty, Hollywood royalty. Like, you don't need to be rapping on Charlie Sloth. You wasn't in Jess Maugh's basement. I wasn't in Jussmark basement. I wasn't. But he came a long way. Stay out the way now. Leave that rap shit.
Starting point is 01:11:49 alone. You don't see Jazzy Jeff jumping on here trying to show that he can still mix. You only saying that because you don't like the way that well rap. Because if Jay's Jeff DJs all the time. If Jay Z was still going, I'm saying he's not going on platforms just trying to display his skill set. He still gets a book for parties and some
Starting point is 01:12:05 big shit. Yes. Because that's Taurus. Greatest DJ at all the time. This is what I'm saying. But he's, he don't, he's not doing that type of shit. Will Smith don't need to be doing that, bro. That's a better look for, that's a greater look for Charlie then it would ever be for Will Smith. That does nothing for Wilson.
Starting point is 01:12:22 No, Will is just showing that he's tapped into the culture. No, he's not. He's trying to show that he's tapped into the culture. He's so far removed from hip-hop. It's like, bro, you are Hollywood royalty, bro. Can you give me a few bars of what do you think is on-the-radar freestyle is going to be? Because when you're in London, you have to stop in New York on the way back to L.A. So you know it's coming.
Starting point is 01:12:41 He might be in New York right now doing it on the radar. I hope not, man. I hope for Gabe. Hell yeah. He deserves that Will Smith look. I just, I just, you know, I hate to see the guys that I look up to just doing shit late on in their life that they don't have to. Do you think Jazzy Jeff passed on the album, like to make it a Will Smith and Jazzy Jeff
Starting point is 01:12:59 situation? I don't know if he passed on it. Maybe Will didn't even ask about it. That's fucked up. Yeah, I mean, you know, listen, man, we don't need to be doing that. How old is Will Smith? 60? Probably.
Starting point is 01:13:12 Close to 60, right? He's definitely 55. Somewhere wrong. Because if Nas is 52. Will Smith got to be older than Nas. Yeah, but Nas is also like 17 when he came out. Shit, he is 56 years old. Will?
Starting point is 01:13:28 Yeah, come on, man. You don't need to be doing Charlie Slow. So it's okay. Well, we still love you, but you're doing shit like that, we're going to laugh at you. Well, I'm going to laugh. Let me speak for myself. I'm going to laugh. Well, I felt 56 years old when I saw the freshman cover of Double X-South.
Starting point is 01:13:44 Ah, I'm sure you did. I'm glad they're still doing this, though. I don't know if the young kids respect XXL like what you used to? Does this still have its allure? Does it still have its relevance? No. Let's ask Jim Jones.
Starting point is 01:13:57 If Jimmy talks about this, this will go viral. Yeah. Everyone can thank Jimmy if this even hits the internet. But I mean, of course it doesn't have the same allure as it used to, but what does? Everything's changed. So I'm not going to just shit on double X-Lexel for that. I appreciate that they're still keeping something I love moving.
Starting point is 01:14:16 I mean, I don't. I know Ray Vaughn. Of course, we know the goat jello. I've heard of YTB fat or... No, you've heard of a bunch of letters because I get a bunch of letters confused a lot too. Yeah. I've heard, yeah, I've heard of those people.
Starting point is 01:14:32 And Eniope 8. I've heard of these people. I think... And even when they were having a conversation where they were killing us on the Internet saying that we don't talk about about rap enough, the newer rappers. And I was just like,
Starting point is 01:14:47 Like, we're not the people for that. People are like, you guys are supposed to be music journalists. I'm like, we're not music journalists. We're real niggas with opinions. We can only talk about what we listen to, what we like or what we don't like. We cannot talk about every single artist that comes out because we're not going to sit and take the time to listen to all these people. We're just not going to do that.
Starting point is 01:15:02 That's not our planet. And on top of that, we talk about young artists. I mean, of course, we talk about Hove constantly. But other than that, we talk about new artists. We do. But what I'm saying is they say we don't cover everything. And I'm like, we don't cover everything because that's not our platform and that's not our job to do so.
Starting point is 01:15:15 like we don't know who a lot of these people are and we shouldn't we're too old for some of this shit oh wait I know that the Ian kid okay I don't know any of these people you know Rayvonne and Jello well I mean yeah obviously but like baby chest what is it baby chestfoot baby chasefoot baby chief do it I've never heard of that don't know who that is baby chief do it can walking here right now, I wouldn't know who that. He was inspired by Little Baby, Chief Keith and Nike. Seriously? That's how he came up with that. No. No idea. Why are you? Oh, I'm about to be like, what? And I don't want this to come off as if we're
Starting point is 01:15:56 being disrespectful to these artists. I'm not being. No, I'm being disrespectful for my old ass self. Yeah, I'm saying, we are TT and I can't talk about people that I've never heard of and I can't disrespect somebody. I don't, I've never heard of you. There's no disrespect. You probably dope. Maybe that's just my lack of not being tapped into this type of rap. The younger generation. Yeah. Like I wasn't tapped in with Kai Cash. I wasn't tapped in with him out of that whole Joey Badass versus the West Coast moment.
Starting point is 01:16:23 I come to find out who Kai Cash is. I like him. So this may be another thing here. For this list to come out because this is a freshman cover of Double Xcel, you know, this used to have a lot of relevance. Some great artists have had this honor of being on the cover of the freshman Double Xcel. but current legends now current legends now most of these people
Starting point is 01:16:47 I've never heard of not to say they're not dope not to say they're not going to become legends in their own right as of today I have never heard of probably 80% of this list you know who Ian is
Starting point is 01:16:58 who's Ian which one is Ian I'm looking at the the white he is the one you may remember him from when Tyler brought up people that are
Starting point is 01:17:08 cosplaying future he's been viral he sounds like future he's been super viral He had Marshawn Lynch in one of his videos. Like he's, the kids like Ian a lot. I'm actually shocked he's considered a freshman because he's been out for a minute and making noise.
Starting point is 01:17:24 I agreed with Tyler, and when we even talked about it, I had a bunch of people hit me like, yo, chill, he's a good guy. I'm like, what the fuck that got to do with his music? I'm not saying he's a bad guy. Just saying this stinks. Yeah. It's okay to say stuff stinks when it's
Starting point is 01:17:41 thinks, though. And just because you don't think it stinks doesn't mean it doesn't stink. Like, we've always been. He's saying it stinks is not going to affect Ian's life whatsoever. The kids love him. Yaddy loves him. He does numbers. He's going to be fine. Yeah. But I also think it stinks. Yeah. Which is fine. And that's another reason where they were killing us. They're like, you guys want us to, they're like, you don't talk about this person, this person, this person. And I'm like, you want us to talk about shit that we don't, you want us to shit on it? Why would we do that? If we're not the audience for it, why would we come out here and shit on something just to say that we talked about it. No, it's not for us. We're not going to tell our audience about it,
Starting point is 01:18:15 but if their core audience discovers them, then that's fine. But I'm not going to come out here and shit on the kids' music just because I'm like, oh, that shit is ass, real hip hop, rapity rap. I'm not going to do that. I hate when older people did that shit to us. So no, I'm not going to do that. Let the kids enjoy the music that they like. Yeah, they can enjoy it and I can say it's trash. Yeah. It is what it is. Not going to change anything. Yeah, when they've been around as long as I haven't heard the music that I've heard, like, they're going to get to a point where they're going to feel like whatever new wave is coming, they're going to feel like some of that shit is trashed. When all the old heads I knew heard T. Payne and said, yo, that's ass. I said, I do not give a
Starting point is 01:18:49 fuck what you think. I love T. Payne. Yeah. Same with Soja boy. It happens. I don't care. It happens. It's because you think it's going to wrong hip-hop. It doesn't mean anything to me. Yeah, it doesn't mean that you won't have success and be a, be a legend at some point of your career, but it's just not for everybody. That's all. Um, so Jeff Bezos. What happened with Jeff, man? We can do. After he sent. everyone in space. He rented out. He rented out a city for his wedding.
Starting point is 01:19:18 Jeff Beazel's getting married again? Yeah. Oh, he, Jeff, he's, that's when you got that type of money. You don't give a fuck. Well, he got divorced a little. He got divorced a significant while ago. Yeah, been with the same girl. He's been dating this woman for a while.
Starting point is 01:19:31 What's a while? He has so much money that the courts can't even divvy this up. Money doesn't exist. What did his ex-wife get? What did he sign off for? It was some crazy. It was like, like, $500 million or something like that? No, she became, I think, like the eighth richest person in the world after the divorce, which is insane.
Starting point is 01:19:49 But she helped him build that company. No, we're not saying how much money she got. 38 billion. 38 billion. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait a minute. Well, she got a 4% stake in Amazon. So at the time, it was valued at $38 billion. It could be up or down from now.
Starting point is 01:20:05 Who knows? She could lose it all. Okay, McKenzie Scott received 19.7 million shares of Amazon. Amazon stock representing a 4% stake in the company. She transferred vertical control of her Amazon shares to Jeff Bezos, meaning he retains control over those shares. In the years, her significant portion of her wealth to charitable causes exceeding, wait, in the years following the divorce, McKenzie Scott has donated a significant portion of her wealth to charitable causes, exceeding $19 billion to very much. various organizations. Called a 5013 C mall so you don't get sex.
Starting point is 01:20:44 Oh, I know exactly what that's going. She didn't give away anything. If you think she gave nobody cares about starving children $19 billion worth. No, no, no, no, no. We could get rid of starving children with one percent of y'all wealth. Yeah, we can end world hunger with 1% stake in Amazon. And she got 4% of it. That is fucking crazy.
Starting point is 01:21:07 I'm asking. It just ain't no sex that good. Ma. It's just not. That's all I'm saying. Ma. It's just not. Let's be real.
Starting point is 01:21:16 Why would you make it about sex? That girl built that company with him. Oh, that's what you were referring to? That she didn't deserve the 30th. I'm not saying she didn't deserve. I'm just saying no sex that good. I'm never giving my wife 4% of my company. Get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 01:21:33 I'm just not. If I have that type of money, I'm not divorcing you. We both going to die? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I like that. I like that.
Starting point is 01:21:43 I know people that make $85,000 a year that have figured out ways to block lawyers to not get divorced because they didn't want to give shit. You think Jeff Bezos can't block a divorce? Yeah. Just be separated and go about your business. Divorced? I feel like y'all are being like him giving away 4% of this company to the person who built the company. company with him. Wait, I think she should get whatever she does.
Starting point is 01:22:14 Oh, she should get whatever. No, I'm saying I wouldn't divorce her because she deserves the money. We're just going to, yeah, we're just going to figure this out. We're going to stay married. Yeah. First of all, I'm a Christian. Yeah. We don't believe in divorce.
Starting point is 01:22:26 He pisses away to that 4%. He don't care about that shit. He was his new girl now. He has, she happy. He happy. He tried to rent the city of Venice. Yeah. A nigga ain't never running Venice for me.
Starting point is 01:22:36 That's crazy. He love her. What do you think the price is? She's about to take him to the clinic. She said, what she got, 38? Shit, I could at least get one. Yeah. Y'all think I'm joking.
Starting point is 01:22:50 All right, then when it happened, this time next year when we're sitting there told my Jeff Basil's getting divorced, that I'm going to be like, damn, all he was right again. All right. And you know she's going to be in that litigation. Like, first of all, he sent six women in space. Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. That's cheating.
Starting point is 01:23:04 Yeah. Or maybe she could love him and they could stay together. Maybe. You're right, DeMaris. Yeah. Like, damn, y'all maybe Jeff seems like he ain't that nigger. Like, damn. Maybe Jeff sling pipe.
Starting point is 01:23:14 Maybe bitches don't want to leave Jeff. Well, obviously one of them. A male. I could order something on Amazon right now to get here in 10 minutes. Yeah. He's literally the worst thing that ever happened to the world. So did he rent Venice? Did he actually rent it?
Starting point is 01:23:29 No, they protested, right? They protested, but it forced him to change his venue. A city being your venue is hilarious. Yeah. No, he still rented the city, but he had to change, like, where the wedding was because of the process. Renting the city for the, for your wedding.
Starting point is 01:23:45 What's the price? Because you know, you know the city had to come up with a number on the spot because that's not available. It was the time, I know we shit on Kanye West about his insane things, but when he was on Rogan and asked Rogan how much you think the world cost,
Starting point is 01:23:59 that had my mind wandering. Jeff Bezos did not rent an entire city for his wedding. While he and Lawrence Sanchez did hold their wedding festivities in Venice, Italy, they did not rent the entire city. They utilized private venues for their, oh, okay.
Starting point is 01:24:11 So yeah, that sounds more like it. Nah, that's the cover up. That's definitely the cover up. And it did not disrupt public assets. Okay. That's okay. Do we have the answer? No, that was to throw us off.
Starting point is 01:24:22 They was in the Vatican. So what they're saying is that they rented, they're saying they took over the city. Like they rented a lot of the water taxis and gondolas. Like basically, because Venice is a smaller city, what they did was rent out so much shit that it felt like they rented the city. Other people couldn't really get to use or utilize.
Starting point is 01:24:41 things. That's what is being protested. Oh, okay. Well, shit. I'm one of the richest men in the world. Like, y'all going to have to feel a little, you know, inconvenience while I have my wedding here. That's all. I was invited to a wedding in July. And I believe that the couple is richer than me. So I'm like, what's the appropriate amount of money to give them, like, as a wedding gift? You know, you get a card, some cash in there, pay for your plate type shit. I don't know the appropriate amount. Imagine if you, you know,
Starting point is 01:25:11 you just like one of Bezos golf buddies. And he's like, yo, come to my wedding. What are you getting the Bezos for? I don't know, man. You got to give them like your grandmother that passed away like her wedding ring. Her ashes. Her ashes. Her ashes. You had to hand. To bring a yearn to the wedding. Like, just take my family.
Starting point is 01:25:28 I just have my grandmother here and this beautiful urn for you. You could just put it on your lovely mantle. And you're... Take my family, Jeff. And wait, if Katie Perry doesn't perform at that shit because you know she just learned how to walk because she got back from space she better be like at least in the wedding party
Starting point is 01:25:46 right? I think everybody that was on it. She's a bridesmaid for sure. Yeah, they were all there. Yeah, they were all there for sure. I feel like Gail is probably the priest. Anyway. What were you saying, baby Dee? It's not like he's about to interrupt us. No. I probably was but I was over here producing and typing shit so. Okay. Nothing. I wasn't saying anything of importance. You guys want to go in voicemones?
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Starting point is 01:27:11 We are just focusing on golf. We want to get more into golf, so now's the time to do it. It's way more relaxing to watch. My blood pressure is way calm. Yeah, it's a calmer game, much calmer game. Not as stressful, not as stressful. But today, Live Golf will be in Dallas. I'm going with Sergio Garcia.
Starting point is 01:27:30 I don't care that he's at fourth. He's still going to win. No, I like Joaquin Neiman. You would like him. I mean, he's been dominating. Well, this weekend, Live Golf event starts tonight in Dallas. So if you're in the area, grab your tickets now at LiveGolf.com. Got to get my game right, Roarie.
Starting point is 01:27:46 Worst swing ever. I get my swing right. Worst swing. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care what you're saying. Yep, that's me, Cliver Taylor the 4th. You might have seen the skits, the reactions, my journey from basketball to college football,
Starting point is 01:28:02 or my career in sports media. Well, somewhere along the way, this platform became bigger than I ever imagine. And now I'm bringing all of that excitement to my brand new podcast, The Clifford Show. This is a place for raw, unfiltered conversations with some of your favorite athletes, creators, and voices that not only deserve to be heard, but celebrated. One week, I'll take you behind the scenes of the biggest moments in sports and entertainment. And the next, we'll talk about life, mental health, purpose, and even music. The Clifford Show isn't just a podcast.
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Starting point is 01:28:53 Do you remember when Diana Ross double-tap Little Kim's boobs at the VMAs? Or when Kanye said that George Bush didn't like black people. I know what you're thinking. What the hell does George Bush got to do with Little Kim? Well, you can find out on the Look Back at it podcast. I'm Sam Jett and I'm Alex English Each episode we pick it here unpack what went down
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Starting point is 01:32:15 having blessings stuff, why do they start turning weird? Because honestly, I've lost, like, friends with my 8, 10 years like that and all of a sudden, poof, like, some kind of like, they start acting weird, you know, but you moving well in your life. But when you were down, you, you know, you lifted them up. You cheered them on because, you know, I mean, this is only one life, you know, you got to help people out when you can or like support people, even if you're down, because one day it's going to be your turn, you know what I'm saying? That's how I look at it. Why is that friends act weird when they see your blessings, you know?
Starting point is 01:32:46 I just want to know. He going through it. You might really hurt him. You can hear it in his voice, and I'm not being funny. I'm being for real. I feel like we talk about this a lot, though, like throughout this entire pod's existence of friends changing. And I don't know if it's directly that they look at your blessings weird.
Starting point is 01:33:06 It's just their own insecurities of shit. Something you got to do with. Yeah. I've done a deep dab on this so many times that I'm just not, I'm down to repeat myself if we want to. No, I just, I want to wish him. I feel like his feelings are hurt and it's kind of like tugging at my heartstrings. No, it's not.
Starting point is 01:33:22 Yes, it is. No, it's not. Because I know how he feels. How does he feel? I know how he feels when you are wondering why, are you, when you're wondering why your friends are not cheering for you the way that they should be sharing. Because they're not your friends. That's very simple.
Starting point is 01:33:37 We ain't got to tug at no heart. Get away. them niggas. Get away from them niggas. Simple. You ain't got to have no heartfelt more. Those are not your friends. They're not happy for you. Like, it's tough to, you know, face that reality as you get older, and you think people you grew up with and call them your family. Sometimes they're not. Sometimes they are the reason why you haven't elevated in life. Sometimes they're the reason why, you know what I'm saying, you still living in that same apartment you grew up in. Yeah. Your friends, niggas around you. They ain't not doing nothing for.
Starting point is 01:34:09 for you, they hate it. Anytime you got some emotion, something going on, they're not showing up to celebrate you. Those ain't your friends? Okay, but on the flip side, how do you celebrate your friends and show up for them and cheer for them, I guess? Like, what's the best way to do that? Because
Starting point is 01:34:25 there's some people out there that's like, yo, you didn't repost my shit. It's like, dog, I didn't see it. I had something going on that day. And then start feeling away like, oh, my friends don't champion me. It's like, bitch, I just, what are you talking about? I was working all day. I didn't see that you posted something and they were fucking retweeted. The best way to support your friends is to one be honest with them and show up for them. That's all. Even if you don't feel like it,
Starting point is 01:34:46 the days you don't feel like, oh, my friend had this thing going on. I don't feel like going, you know, that's my dog. Like, I'm fucking, I'm going to go. That's when you support your friends. Even when you don't feel like doing something because it means so much to them, you still go and you celebrate them in their moment. That's when you support. That's something I struggle with. Like, I think that I'm a good friend, but it's very hard for me to do things that I truly, truly don't want to do. It's tough. It's tough as an adult. Because they ain't your friends. No, it's not just that. Everyone views that shit differently.
Starting point is 01:35:14 Like, I have a friend since preschool that we've gotten into it lately because we have way different schedules and he gives me shit for not showing up for bullshit in my opinion. But when he needs me, I am there at every fucking moment. And we got an argument. I was breaking down anytime you need me, I'm there at any moment. But sorry, I don't want to laugh about memes all goddamn day. Doesn't mean I'm not showing up for you. Right. Just because I don't reply to every goddamn text message does not make me not show up for you.
Starting point is 01:35:45 So you have to look sometimes at who's viewing it that way. But that's part of being a good friend too. My friend at the time was he's thinking that I'm abandoning him and not like, did I, you know, did I do something wrong? No, I just, I don't have the time to sit and reply to every fucking text message that you sent me. But that's part of being a good friend. And I'm doing something. But that's part of being a good friend as well.
Starting point is 01:36:05 But he viewed that for so long and kept it to himself. and this whole time I didn't realize he was resenting me. And then we had the conversation, which pissed me off where I was like, dog, I show if you need me at any moment, I've dropped everything I've ever done to make sure to fix your bullshit, to do everything for you. And your only viewing friendship is because I don't reply to your text messages in a timely manner. But that's what I'm trying to tell you. Part of being a good friend is also recognizing when your friends can't show up.
Starting point is 01:36:32 When your friends got other shit going on in their lives, it's like, yo, your friend, he can't beat it. Some of my best friends, we don't speak for a month, two months. As soon as we speak, pick up right where we left off at. That's your best day. They know, like, bro, we don't got to explain it. You got kids now. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:36:48 Life changes. One of my best friends, you got a kid now. We don't see each other as much as we used to. We don't speak to each other as much as we used to. We don't hang out as much as we, when I hit him, yo, what you're doing? Oh, man. I hit it. Miss Rachel in the back.
Starting point is 01:37:01 Never mind. I know what he's on. He in the crib, but his, what is, with his son? Like, all, you doing what you got to do? We laugh, bust it up, text. That don't mean, he's not looking at me. Like, I'm not being a good friend. I'm not looking at him.
Starting point is 01:37:14 Like, it's your lives change. We have different responsibilities now. Our time is used in different areas. Like, when he's not working, he's straight home to his family. He ain't got time to just come to the crib, smoke, chill. Like, we ain't got time to be doing all that no more. Like, you got to get up. As soon as your son get up, you got to get up.
Starting point is 01:37:32 So if you get in the house at 2.30 and your son wake up at 5.30, you up at 5.30. You up at 5. nothing to talk about. So you got to understand that about your friends. Like, our lives changed, but it's okay. As long as we still there when you need me, call me, I'm here, like, but we can't do the things that we used to do. Hey, do you feel a way that Josh has not invited us to hang out with his friend crew? No. Okay. No, I'm going to feel, me? You're asking me if I feel away about that. Yeah, come on, you're being stupid. You know then where I don't. I don't want to see how they move. No, you don't. No, you don't. I feel like they get crazy.
Starting point is 01:38:06 You only want to see that so you could pick on Josh when we come in here and start talking like, yo, we went out that night. What have I ever picked on Josh? Because you never seen him outside of these four walls. Oh, if we all went out, I bring it up on the five. Of course you would. That's why you want to hang out with Josh. So you can see his swag away from work and how he carry himself and then talk shit about him. To his face, though.
Starting point is 01:38:25 To his face. Definitely to his face. Definitely to his back. No, no, definitely to his on mic, on camera. Yeah, to his face. Yeah. That's what you want to do. They'd be fun. I don't want to do that, Josh. I'm scared to see you in your circle.
Starting point is 01:38:40 And I'm scared to see Josh in the circle. Josh would see our go-out swag, too. It's all fair game. Would go-out swag. Rory starts sipping white wine and scaring the hose. Swag. Don't go out. I went out last night.
Starting point is 01:38:56 Roy, he dragged me out. Facts. You only went out because it was with Nick. I still went out. See, baby, do you like to throw salt on my parade. do that. I went outside last night. I'm trying to think you only went because I didn't go. I feel like you don't want to hang with me. That's, see, that's, that's the woman thing. Women decipher, like, they make it about them. They make it about them. You think that I went out
Starting point is 01:39:16 because you didn't come out? The only time you ever go out with Rory is when I'm not there. When do me and Rory go out? Y'all just was at Fanatics Fest, Fest together. I went there. Where were you? At, y'all in a hotel with your ankles on the fucking headboard is where you was at. That's exactly what you was at. I live here. Why would I be in a hotel? You just be saying shit. That's true.
Starting point is 01:39:38 Anyway. The last time, the last time y'all went out, I wasn't there. Where? When's the last time y'all went out before that? Fanatics Fest. Before Fanatics Fest. When's the last time? Y'all went out with Sean.
Starting point is 01:39:52 I wasn't there. Last time, we all went to dinner. Oh, okay. When did we go on with Sean? A minute ago when she came with us. We went to Lafayette, the restaurant. Yeah, no, that was a, see, Baby, I don't be going out without you, baby, Dee. I don't be going out, baby D.
Starting point is 01:40:06 The last two times you did. I would hit you if I'm going out and I'm like, yo, this is something that Baby D would like, I would tell you. No, you wouldn't. I would. I would.
Starting point is 01:40:14 Yo, Roy, he's lying. Baby, if I was going somewhere and it was like, yo, this is some, this is like, I put like this. All right, put like this. Let's say I was going to a rooftop somewhere at a hotel.
Starting point is 01:40:25 You don't think I would have like your baby day. I'm going to pull up this rooftop today. Me, me there. No, you would have called some bad bitches to go. I would have called you. I would have told you to bring. You're a bad bitch. to bring your crew
Starting point is 01:40:35 because you'll be around some pretty brownskins Yeah bring the brownskins We need the brownskins by the pool Turn this into chocolate milk You're the type of shit I like Yeah Turn this some shit I like
Starting point is 01:40:47 Some shit I like is hilarious For some reason The shit I like Yeah You know Okay alright We'll see this summer If I see more
Starting point is 01:40:55 On the outside Bring the brownies out Bring out the brownies Man We need a good batch of brownies At every festivity You always need the brownies You do
Starting point is 01:41:03 I can say brownies in and not be weird, Peach. I'm a brownie. We need just like a GoPro on Peach for moments like that. Whole episode didn't make a single facial expression at all. When you said bring out the brownies, Pete's gone. Yeah, he's like that. He's like, yo, last night, last night when we was leaving the spot. Yo, so when I'm outside waiting for the car to pull up, right?
Starting point is 01:41:28 The car pull up. Pete's like, damn, like, your car is nice, right? So I was like, yeah, I mean, I just called Uber. I didn't know what call was going to. So Pete was like, yeah, and this would be my shit. But he didn't know what's really this car. It was one of those white, white handicapped beds. So Pete, Pete gets hit.
Starting point is 01:41:50 He starts texting me. He was like, yo, it's so much room in here. I said, yeah, it's almost like you can fit a wheelchair. They had a rant for me to step down. It was incredible. It made the noise when you hit reverse Like you know when you hit reverse that beep noise Oh my God
Starting point is 01:42:06 Is it weird that I like when I get the handicapped fans? Yes, that is very weird Why? Because you're not handicapped I didn't request it It's not like a fetish I would say I don't mind the legger I would cancel it
Starting point is 01:42:17 I would like yo no I'm not getting in that man Yeah that shit shaking Every pothole you hit in the city Like you feel like that shit gonna fall apart It's like Bonnie It's like Fred Flintstone's fucking car I'm not getting in that shit There was when we
Starting point is 01:42:31 were with the O-Pod and had a show in Chicago, when I checked in, they gave me, they were like, you have a handicap room by accident. Like, I was like, all right, cool. Like, it was one of those, like, when you land, like, just give me my fucking room. Yeah, I wanted to check in, yeah. So I get up there, and they had told me if I didn't like it,
Starting point is 01:42:48 that I could call back down and they figured something out for me. They called when I got up there. It was like, hey, are you okay with the handicapped room? I was like, kind of into it. Why, though? What was different? They just, they just have the rail in the shower. That's it.
Starting point is 01:42:59 The bathroom was spacious. Huge. Bathroom. be big. That shit was like a locker room. Like, and there was no shower, like it was, you were just showering in the bathroom. It was incredible. Yeah, you just could roll a chair right in there.
Starting point is 01:43:11 Then I was trying to figure out how like every time I stay at a hotel, I could get that room. How you get the handicapped room? Usually the handicapped room is just a rail in the shower. Like that's, yeah, but it's bigger. It gives you more space. And it's it was just open. Like the shower just exists. Yeah, there's no tub. There's no
Starting point is 01:43:28 that shit was a locker room. Okay, got you. So, I mean, that's I'm not, hey, if you got a big, like, bathroom and a big, just open shower, yeah, that can be cool. Yeah, now, I'm walking to lobby limba. So much room for activities, you can just, showers on limited. And the rooms are bigger, too? No, it's not. Yeah, but the space, you got to wheel the shit between the bed.
Starting point is 01:43:48 I always wanted to see how people maneuvered at some wheelchairs, how they maneuver like in hotels, like in the rooms. No, just one. All right. No, no, no, no, no. First of all, I'm ignoring that. You worked at a hospital. Don't act like you've never been. in the wheelchair and just kind of got busy.
Starting point is 01:44:06 Oh, I know how to do this shit. Like, don't act like you haven't gotten busy in a wheelchair before. I know how to maneuver in the wheelchair, but I also could get up and walk. Like, if I can't figure it out, I can just be like, all right, fuck this and get up and walk. I'm just saying if somebody. Yeah, but you were taking K turns, like. Yeah, I know how to definitely hit a K turn. Remember the old ones with like the handbrake?
Starting point is 01:44:25 Yeah. I know, yeah. I know how to get busy in the wheelchair for sure. I'm just saying like, yeah. If I'm on vacation, I just don't, I just want to see how somebody get to the room. and then like when they park up because you got to get closer to bed and kind of like lift yourself
Starting point is 01:44:39 and put yourself in the bed but then what? After some time I'm sure there's some extra core strength like built there Oh no for sure but I'm just saying like I just want to it's just interesting to
Starting point is 01:44:49 you know you see people in wheelchairs in hotels you're like damn life is just so like your chair has to that's your legs so it's like if I'm in a room you know how do I maneuver around like you know the dresser the bed, then I want to get in the shower
Starting point is 01:45:05 or get in the tub, I just, I just think about that. My brain just, I like to see, I don't want to see it because, you know, I would like to know how they do it. Chair getting wet. Yeah, got to keep the WD 40. I'm wheeling into that bathroom and turn the shower on. Anyways, um, is there what?
Starting point is 01:45:27 Yeah, Pete, just ignore Pee's. Ignore Pete. Pee's, get us canceled. No, but he says the funniest shot. I'm not ignoring what. I want to know what he said. Nothing, man. Anyways, wrap up.
Starting point is 01:45:35 All right. All right. Well, this has been fun. This has been great. We'll talk to you all in a couple days. I'm just happy it's not 110 degrees in New York anymore. So it feels like it's back to normal. Summer came in and got right to business.
Starting point is 01:45:47 Yeah, the breeze today was great. Yeah, it was great. I told Pete, I was like, I almost want to put on the jacket today. It was so windy outside. I was definitely not that cold. What? It was, it was jacket. It was, it was, bro.
Starting point is 01:46:00 When I walked out my, it was windy. It was windy. Yeah, I'm talking to. I was about to say you talking to a white man, baby. The Caucasus Mountains, the Caucasus Mountaineers. I'm still covering from the last three-eight. That should be a sports team. Yeah, I'm just glad that it's not 137 degrees in New York.
Starting point is 01:46:13 So we'll talk to you all soon. Be safe. Be blessed. Stay cool. I'm that nigga. He's just ginger. Peace. A win is a win. A win is a win. I don't care which I'm saying.
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